HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY 2022 EVERYONE


Walking through the beautiful city of Le Metru in the city of Metru Nui was Nico, Levi Loud, Matau and Lori and they were there for an awesome and amazing rescue. As you can see, Nico and the group are wearing green clothes because it's Saint Patrick's Day.

Nico: So the next rescue is in Le Metru of the City of Metru Nui.

Matau: Ahh it's good to be home. I missed coming here after everything that happened.

Lori: That is literally a long time to be away.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Levi.

Levi Loud: It's my pleasure Nico and it'll be great to see who we rescue on this most amazing rescue.

Nico: It sure will be cool. I'm excited for this one.

Lori: I am too.

Nico: Levi, do you have anything planned for St. Patrick's Day today?

Levi: Actually yes I do. I am going to enjoy the splendor and beauty of the dancing and enjoy the scrumptious and succulent deliciousness of the Irish Cuisine.

Nico: You sure like the food and dancing don't you. Lori you and Bobby gonna do some dancing?

Lori: Oh we sure are. And it literally will be so fun.

Nico: I'm glad. J.D. got drunk on this day 2 years ago.

Lori: Uch! Don't remind me of that.

Nico: And not to mention that we're Le Metru right now, which is green.

Matau: Yep we sure are and it's awesome.

Nico: It sure is. All of Metru Nui is cool.

Lori: It literally is.

?: Too bad it will be your tomb!

Out came LEHVAK-KAL!


Lehvak-Kal was, at his creation, an Av-Matoran. After his death, he transformed into a Lehvak. It, at a later time, along with the rest of the Bohrok-Kal, was exposed to a mutagenic substance, and was transformed by the substance. The transformation enabled Lehvak-Kal to think independently and speak, as well as granted it power over Vacuum. It then went into a dormant sleep.

After the Bahrag were forced in a Toa Seal, the Bohrok-Kal awakened. Lehvak-Kal then went to Le-Koro, where it stole Lewa's Nuva Symbol.

During its mission, Lewa, Kopaka, and Gali formed the Toa Kaita Wairuha Nuva. In response, Lehvak-Kal summoned Gahlok-Kal and Kohrak-Kal to it, and they formed the Bohrok-Kal Kaita Ja. The three Bohrok easily defeated Wairuha and continued their mission.

In the Bahrag's lair, Tahu tried using the Kanohi Vahi, to slow down the Bohrok-Kal. However, when this proved ineffective, the Toa Nuva decided to feed their elemental powers, through their Nuva Symbols, to the Kal, which overloaded their powers. Lehvak-Kal's sudden surge of Vacuum power launched it through the island, into space, and it entered a low orbit around Aqua Magna.


Lehvak-Kal is currently orbiting Spherus Magna after the planet was reformed.

Nico: Lehvak-Kal! Interesting to see you again.

Lori: Now we can blow you up.

Nico: And you're green as well. See? This holiday's off to a perfect start.

Matau: We're just literally Green with envy! (Rimshot)

Lori: (Laughs) That was a good one.

?:That was funny. Except I'm blue.

A figure came out and it was a Repultoritius!

Nico: WHOA! A Repultoritius.

It reverted back and it was a girl that had blond hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and was wearing a purple hat.

Nico: Natalie Wilmington! Wow!

Natalie Wilmington: Awesome to see you Nico.

Nico: Same here.

Matau: Awesome to meet you Natalie.

Natalie Wilmington: It's a pleasure. Let me work my magic.

She fired a magnetic blast and it pulled Lehvak-Kal into pieces and he was down!

Matau: Nice work!

Levi: What exactly is your favorite memory of Nico?

Natalie Wilmington: I have a lot of them but many of them are in history class. My favorite was when me and Nico did a project together on the history of the Great Northern War and that was a big project we did.

Nico: I remember that. We had to write a report about what went down from February 22nd, 1700 – September 10th, 1721 and that was a long one. 2,322 pages thick.

Lori: That is literally a long report.

Matau: Wow! No kidding!

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Natalie hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Natalie Wilmington: Me too Nico. But please don't pinch me because I'm wearing blue.

Nico: Oh I'm not going to do that.

They went back home and they told us everything that happened and it was amazing.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, and Leroy are heading to Lorenzen's soil in the world of Earthworm Jim, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to take down Pedro Pupa and have him join the Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Lorenzen's Soil, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to take down Pedro Pupa and have him join the Masters of Evil.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Nico: So, this is Lorenzen's Soil, it sure is an awesome subterranean planet.

Lana: I like this planet already, it means I can dig holes all over the place all day long.

Lincoln: Lana, I don't think the inhabitants of this planet will like you digging holes all over the place.

Lola: Yeah, and if Mom and Dad see you tracking dirt all over the Estate, it's bathtime for you.

Nico: All of us are going to be needing one after this one.

Lincoln: That's right, and thanks for joining us, Lisa.

Lisa Loud: It's a pleasure, Eldest Brother.

Lincoln: Plus, today's St. Patrick's Day, so we're in for one awesome party back at the Estate, along with an awesome dinner and even more.

Me: You said it, this is going to be awesome!

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Pedro Pupa, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Pedro Pupa, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Icelandic Accent) That overgrown, unicycling maggot. Let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, the Monstrous Bird, land in front of us.

Lincoln: That Icelandic voice, I knew it was you, Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull. But, we'll have plenty of time to catch up later, right now, we've got an overgrown maggot to stop.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Pedro Pupa, and that allowed the sixteen girls to get to safety. When Pedro Pupa saw us, he was enraged.

Pedro Pupa: How dare you all get in my way?! You just want to destroy the temple, you won't stop me from getting the treasure!

Lincoln: There's no treasure, you overgrown maggot, Psy-Crow lied to you. But, if you refuse to listen to reason, then, you'll listen to force. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Pedro Pupa, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was knocked down.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Now, do you see?

Pedro Pupa: But, Psy-Crow said that...

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Psy-Crow was nothing but a liar who manipulated you into doing his dirty work, but he's now long gone, and he's never coming back.

Pedro Pupa saw that Lincoln was right, and Psy-Crow is nothing but a liar. He then agreed to join The Masters of Evil, and Lincoln beamed him to their headquarters. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons on our backs and power down.

Lincoln: That's another potential member brought into The Masters of Evil. (To Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull) And it's so good to see you again, Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln and Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull went up to each other and they hugged, and Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's awesome.

Me: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull, she moved to Michigan from Iceland, and she's another one of my Guardian Angels, and she also has a talent for bird watching.

Nico: That explains why she got Gene-Slammed into The Monstrous Bird Duel Monster, that's so awesome.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) And I've got quite a story to tell all of you about Denzel Crocker, and he's actually more insane than what all of you first thought.

We gasped in shock.

Me: We're definitely not going to like this one bit, since I was the one who sent his fucked-up hide to The Insane Asylum after ruining his plans for world domination.

Lincoln: Along with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and their friends, since Crocker's caused trouble in Dimmsdale more times than anyone can count. Right now, let's get you back to normal, Jacqueline. Boys, you know the drill, and Nicole, you know what to do?

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull was reverting back to normal. Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long dark purple hair tied up in a ponytail and a part of her hair was braided, blue eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive dark purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Monstrous Bird, and she's in her birthday suit.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Jacqueline?

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved dark purple, short-sleeved dark purple top, dark purple skirt, dark purple pants, purple pumps, and a long dark purple sleeveless trenchcoat with wind gusts and birds on the coattails and on the back is The Monstrous Bird, and on her back is a large Monstrous Bird-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized dark purple blade with The Monstrous Bird etched on it, the Monstrous Bird's large wings for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black grip, and a large dark purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull's neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark purple crystal links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Jacqueline.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Hirohara Yukiko, Kusakabe Misuzu, Minase Yuka, Tachibana Kukuri, Akamine Saiko, Momono Shiori, and Natsuki Kaori from 11 Eyes, Lisara Restall, Cule Zeria, Fukumune Iria, and Ookura Mina from So, I Can't Play H!, Oiso, Sayama Ouka, Toyo, Okami, and Mizuki from Manyuu Hiken-Chou.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hirohara Yukiko, Kusakabe Misuzu, Minase Yuka, Tachibana Kukuri, Akamine Saiko, Momono Shiori, Natsuki Kaori, Lisara Restall, Cule Zeria, Fukumune Iria, Ookura Mina, Oiso, Sayama Ouka, Toyo, Okami, and Mizuki.

Nicole Knudson: From 11 Eyes, So, I Can't Play H!, and Manyuu Hiken-Chou, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Hirohara Yukiko: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Hirohara Yukiko and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Pedro Pupa, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Hirohara Yukiko: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Hirohara Yukiko: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, sixteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hirohara Yukiko, Kusakabe Misuzu, Minase Yuka, Tachibana Kukuri, Akamine Saiko, Momono Shiori, Natsuki Kaori, Lisara Restall, Cule Zeria, Fukumune Iria, Ookura Mina, Oiso, Sayama Ouka, Toyo, Okami, and Mizuki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone what happened on Lorenzen's Soil, and and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Pedro Pupa.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Pedro Pupa, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back home, and Pedro Pupa is now a member of The Masters of Evil.


After putting a stop to Pedro Pupa, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Jacqueline, and now, I can also defend myself.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Jacqueline. So, what's the story behind Denzel Crockpot, you said that he's actually more insane than what we first thought.

Jacqueline Eyjafjallajökull: (Icelandic Accent) None of you are going to like him one bit. I was asked by the FBI to go undercover and find out what Denzel Crocker was up to in Dimmsdale, knowing his reputation as a crazed fairy-obsessed loon, I couldn't refuse. I then went undercover in Dimmsdale Elementary, and infiltrated his Crocker Cave which was hidden underground in the school, and I found out that Crocker was planning on blowing up all of Dimmsdale, if he didn't get his hands on Timmy's fairies. I wasn't going to let that lunatic get away with this, so I called the FBI, and they went into the Crocker Cave, and they confiscated all of Crocker's gadgets and weapons. When Crocker found out, he went insane with rage, but before the FBI could arrest him, he ran for his life and swore that he'd get his revenge one day.

We gasped in shock at the revelation.

Me: Sheesh, I knew Crocker was insane, but this takes the cake.

Nico: Big time, which is why I'm glad that nutjob is dead and gone for good. He really is insane and way too unstable.

We then got a shower afterwards, suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln had checked the computer, we saw that Dominique, another of The Shadow Warriors is here, and she's causing havoc.

Lincoln: Oh no, it's the Shadow Warrior, Dominique.

Me: It hadn't been that long that we'd battled against one of the Shadow Warriors, I wonder what happened?

Nico: They must've gone into hiding as soon as Haman Karn and her organization came here, and were causing havoc in the city. But, now that Haman Karn and her cronies have been destroyed, the Shadow Warriors have come out of hiding.

Lincoln: But, still, we need to deal with her for good. Come on, let's go.

We flew out of The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired two powerful rainbow energy blasts, and they hit Dominique in the back. When Dominique saw us here, she was enraged.

Dominique (Double Dragon): So, the world famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm's arrived?! Now, I will finally make you pay for interfering with my master's plans!

Lincoln: Don't even try it, you're looking at getting sent to Oblivion, Dominique.

Chifusa Manyuu: That's right, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Chifusa Manyuu's gold eyes turned neon gold, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with red flames and phoenixes, and as she approached Dominique, she left red energy, flames, and phoenixes with every step. Suddenly, Chifusa Manyuu was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with red flames surrounding it, there's a phoenix flying around it, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Chifusa Manyuu emerged, but she was changed forever.

Chifusa Manyuu grew to 6'5" in height, she had the voluptuous and curvy body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blue hair, she has neon gold eyes and a red energy aura with red flames and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with gold gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with gold gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Chifusa Manyuu has on a long sleeveless red trenchcoat with flames and phoenixes on the coattails and right on the back is a phoenix with flames surrounding it, a red blouse and red midriff top with an orange phoenix on it, red skirt with flames on it, leather black pants with flames on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Chifusa Manyuu felt a sharp pain on her back, and massive blue angel wings with red tips on the large blue feathers sprouted out from her back.

Chifusa Manyuu has a new large sword in her hand called Destroyer of the Manyuu Clan, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade with the anti-Manyuu Clan symbol etched on it, large dragon heads with blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dragon heads with blue gems for the eyes and large orange gems in its mouths for the pommel. Chifusa Manyuu has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on their wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with blue gems for the eyes and a large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckles, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on their left hips and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the phoenix on Chifusa's trenchcoat that said, "Chifusa Manyuu, Former Member of The Manyuu Clan, Powerful Fighter and Defender of Many, Thrasher of Perverts, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flames and Swords."

魔乳秘剣帖元メンバー、強力なファイター兼ディフェンダー、変質者のスラッシャー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生教師、そして炎と剣の達人

Chifusa Manyuu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE LOVE AND FIERY JUSTICE!

When Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Dominique saw it, she fell into a rage and tried to kill her. But, Chifusa fired a powerful red energy blast with flames, which hits her, and sends her flying into a wall.

Lincoln: Wow, Chifusa, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Chifusa Manyuu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Phoenix and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we take care of this bitch?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Chifusa Manyuu.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get her.

Chifusa Manyuu and Lincoln went after Dominique, who tried to attack them with her whip, but they dodged it, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Doves, and Buffalo at Dominique, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attack her with their massive swords, and Dominique was bleeding badly from the unhealing wounds from the swords of Chifusa Manyuu and Lincoln. Then, Chifusa tied Dominique up with red energy threads.

Chifusa Manyuu: Okay, Lincoln, you know what to do?

Lincoln: You got it, Chifusa.

Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and red energy was already forming in them. This filled Dominique with dread, as she sees that her death was fast approaching, and her desire for revenge is about to be cut with a knife for good.

Lincoln: DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!

Lincoln fired massive red beams of energy from his spread-out massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as the blasts hit Dominique, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Dominique's life energy, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, angels, phoenixes, buffalo, and thunderbirds flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power and energy boost to his infinite power, and we saw that Dominique was being drained of his life force. When Lincoln was done, Dominique was reduced to a lifeless and mummified husk, and as soon as her spirit appeared, Chifusa Manyuu Super Hakaied her and Dominique was banished to Oblivion for good. We cheered wildly for them, as Lincoln and Chifusa Manyuu holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Chifusa Manyuu's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.

Chifusa Manyuu and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Dominique, you have failed this entire world!

Nico: Yeah, that's telling that bitch, guys.

Chifusa Manyuu: Thank you for helping me in putting a stop to Dominique, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Chifusa.

Suddenly, Chifusa Manyuu wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist and her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Chifusa Manyuu's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Chifusa Manyuu's face, they kissed passionately as Chifusa Manyuu wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, flames raging behind them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Me: Alright, that's another Shadow Warrior put down for good.

Nico: But, there's bound to be more of them out there, but like Scott Pilgrim said, some of them are honorable, so any potential members will join the Masters of Evil, while the rest are getting sent to Oblivion for good.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Oh, and it's time for our date, and since today's St. Patrick's Day, we're going to Ireland for our date.

Me: Ooh.

Nico: An Irish-themed date for St. Patrick's Day, perfect idea, Lincoln.

We then returned home to the World Tree Estate, and we got rid of another member of The Shadow Warriors, but there's more of them out there, but we'll be ready for them.

After getting rid of Dominique of the Shadow Warriors, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, since today's St. Patrick's Day, they're going to Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland, the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

And his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?

Chifusa Manyuu: Of course, Lincoln.

Lincoln and his harem left the World Tree Estate, and we headed for Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland. When they arrived, they were amazed.

Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Wow, is this...?

Lincoln: That's right, Elizabeth. This is Lough Derg, the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin in Ireland. I figured this would be the perfect place for us for our date, since today's St. Patrick's Day. Shall we.

Lincoln and his harem dived right into the water, and they began swimming in the clear fresh waters, and they also saw the animals that lived here in Lough Derg, and they were amazed. Then, they also explored the villages of Ballina, Dromineer, Garrykennedy, Kilgarvan, Killaloe, Mountshannon, Portroe, Portumna, Scarriff, Terryglass, and Whitegate, before they returned to Lough Derg to have lunch at the picnic area Lincoln made. Then, before they were about to head home, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they'd picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and we were in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland.

Me: Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland?! I've heard about it, it's the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin in Ireland, that's so awesome.

Lincoln: Plus, not only did we go swimming in Lough Derg, we'd also explored the villages of Ballina, Dromineer, Garrykennedy, Kilgarvan, Killaloe, Mountshannon, Portroe, Portumna, Scarriff, Terryglass, and Whitegate, and it was amazing.

Lily the Mermaid: Plus, we saw everyone was celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Me: That's right, the celebrations were already starting in Ireland.

Nico: Nice.

Lincoln: And plus, we're also going to be wearing green for St. Patrick's Day today, guys. Plus, I've also got some awesome news: tomorrow, we're going to the Bahamas to have a day of rest and relaxation, before we go after the Fold.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: So, we're getting two days of rest and relaxation before we go after The Fold, that's perfect. We were also getting ready for St. Patrick's Day, and we also had to keep Sancho and the Party Birds out.

Lincoln: Those party pigeons are still partying like animals, there's nothing we can do about them, but last year, we did scrap Sergio's reputation thanks to the trial.

Minerva Mink: And if that conniving, loud-beaked, smelly, devil of a parrot tries anything to harm our man, I'm going to rip off his feathers and stuff them into a pillow, and then, I'm going to turn that parrot into hot parrot soup!

Lincoln: That won't be necessary, Minerva. If that parrot tries anything sneaky, you can hit him with a Chancla, and that'll get him to stop.

Sergio: Rrawk, I'll have you know I bathe. (Sniffs under his wing and puts some deodorant under his wing's armpit) Sometimes.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Nobody asked you, Sergio! Now, get back in your cage!

Sergio grumbled, and he went back into his cage.

Nico: Nice one.

Sergio: Fleabag mutt!

Lalo also heard that, and he growled at Sergio, and he smiled nervously.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: (Sly Smirk) Maybe you shouldn't have opened that big fat beak of yours.

Lincoln: Now, now, TLPS Mr. Wolf, there's no need to keep antagonizing Sergio, we know he did a lot of wrong in the past, but he's got a lot to make up for and a lot to answer for, due to his constant non-stop partying and causing trouble for everyone.

Me: Who knows how long that'll be until Sergio has paid his debt to society?

Nico: But, like they say, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

After getting rid of Dominique of the Shadow Warriors, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, since today's St. Patrick's Day, they're going to Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland, the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

And his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?

Chifusa Manyuu: Of course, Lincoln.

Lincoln and his harem left the World Tree Estate, and we headed for Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland. When they arrived, they were amazed.

Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Wow, is this...?

Lincoln: That's right, Elizabeth. This is Lough Derg, the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin in Ireland. I figured this would be the perfect place for us for our date, since today's St. Patrick's Day. Shall we.

Lincoln and his harem dived right into the water, and they began swimming in the clear fresh waters, and they also saw the animals that lived here in Lough Derg, and they were amazed. Then, they also explored the villages of Ballina, Dromineer, Garrykennedy, Kilgarvan, Killaloe, Mountshannon, Portroe, Portumna, Scarriff, Terryglass, and Whitegate, before they returned to Lough Derg to have lunch at the picnic area Lincoln made. Then, before they were about to head home, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they'd picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and we were in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland.

Me: Lough Derg in Shannon, Ireland?! I've heard about it, it's the third-biggest freshwater lake in the Shannon River Basin in Ireland, that's so awesome.

Lincoln: Plus, not only did we go swimming in Lough Derg, we'd also explored the villages of Ballina, Dromineer, Garrykennedy, Kilgarvan, Killaloe, Mountshannon, Portroe, Portumna, Scarriff, Terryglass, and Whitegate, and it was amazing.

Lily the Mermaid: Plus, we saw everyone was celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Me: That's right, the celebrations were already starting in Ireland.

Nico: Nice.

Lincoln: And plus, we're also going to be wearing green for St. Patrick's Day today, guys. Plus, I've also got some awesome news: tomorrow, we're going to the Bahamas to have a day of rest and relaxation, before we go after the Fold.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: So, we're getting two days of rest and relaxation before we go after The Fold, that's perfect. We were also getting ready for St. Patrick's Day, and we also had to keep Sancho and the Party Birds out.

Lincoln: Those party pigeons are still partying like animals, there's nothing we can do about them, but last year, we did scrap Sergio's reputation thanks to the trial.

Minerva Mink: And if that conniving, loud-beaked, smelly, devil of a parrot tries anything to harm our man, I'm going to rip off his feathers and stuff them into a pillow, and then, I'm going to turn that parrot into hot parrot soup!

Lincoln: That won't be necessary, Minerva. If that parrot tries anything sneaky, you can hit him with a Chancla, and that'll get him to stop.

Sergio: Rrawk, I'll have you know I bathe. (Sniffs under his wing and puts some deodorant under his wing's armpit) Sometimes.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Nobody asked you, Sergio! Now, get back in your cage!

Sergio grumbled, and he went back into his cage.

Nico: Nice one.

Sergio: Fleabag mutt!

Lalo also heard that, and he growled at Sergio, and he smiled nervously.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: (Sly Smirk) Maybe you shouldn't have opened that big fat beak of yours.

Lincoln: Now, now, TLPS Mr. Wolf, there's no need to keep antagonizing Sergio, we know he did a lot of wrong in the past, but he's got a lot to make up for and a lot to answer for, due to his constant non-stop partying and causing trouble for everyone.

Me: Who knows how long that'll be until Sergio has paid his debt to society?

Nico: But, like they say, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.


Later it was time for Pinkie Pie's 3rd Ambassador Mission.

INSTIGATOR: Can I come with you, Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: Sure! The more the merrier. I actually plan to have you come with anyway.

Me: You'll love meeting Rango. He is awesome. But first. (Snaps fingers)

I was in my cowboy uniform.

Me: (Cowboy accent) Lets saddle up and catch us a water-stealing low-down double-dealing two-timing sidewinding outlaw!

Nico: (Snickers) J.D. you have been watching way too many cowboy movies.

We were off to Dirt, Nevada.

We later arrived and we saw Rango.

Me: Howdy Rango.

Rango: Howdy everyone.

Pinkie: Rango, meet my archenemy!

INSTIGATOR: Pleasure to meet you. My name is INSTIGATOR.

Rango: INSTIGATOR?

INSTIGATOR: It's really an Acronym. It stands for Integrated Neural System Techno-Intelligence Gyroscopic Atomic Tactical Organic Robot.

Rango: Ah I get it. That is interesting.

Me: Indeed it is. Glad to see y'all again Rango. (Clears throat) (Normal Voice) I take it you heard about what happened to me after we destroyed the 2012 Shredder right?

Rango: I sure did. Sorry that happened to you J.D. But are you all right?

Me: Much better and relieved of all that steam thank you.

Rango: I'm glad to see you're back to your normal self, J.D. I was actually getting very worried about you.

Me: Thanks Rango. I appreciate your concern and I had to learn a really huge lesson about Vengeance. Revenge is everything that I go against and I started acting like a hypocrite for resorting to vengeance like that.

Rango: Why don't we pay Rattlesnake Jake a visit? He could be a good Masters of Evil recruit.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh that would be amazing!

INSTIGATOR: And since I'm in the Masters of Evil it'll be an honor to evaluate him.

Me: Lets get a move on pardners.

We followed Rango.

INSTIGATOR: Also, you bring green fits St. Patrick's Day nicely.

Rango: Thank you.

Me: Today is March 17th and it's Saint Patrock's Day.

Pinkie Pie: It sure is.

We then saw RATTLESNAKE JAKE!


Rattlesnake Jake is the secondary antagonist of Nickelodeon's 23rd full-length animated feature film Rango.

He is, as his name implies, a dangerous Western diamondback rattlesnake who never leaves the town of Dirt without taking at least a single soul, according to Bad Bill. It later turns out that Rattlesnake Jake is secretly working with Tortoise John, Dirt's mayor, who wants the citizens to move so he can build a new, modern city.

He was voiced by Bill Nighy, who also played Viktor in the Underworld film series, Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, Whitey in Flushed Away, General Fallonin Jack the Giant Slayer, The Network in The World's End, Prince Naberius in I, Frankenstein, Leo Argyll in Ordeal of Innocence and Howard Clifford in Pokémon: Detective Pikachu. In the video game, he was voiced by the late David Anthony Pizzuto.

Early in the film, Rango claims that Rattlesnake Jake is his brother when he is first brought up by the townspeople while making up his overblown heroic persona; thus, when Jake attacks the town, he uses this bold-faced lie to expose Rango as a phony in front of everyone and drive him out of town.

It is then revealed that Jake is working for the evil Mayor Tortoise John and, in a later scene, he is seen forcing Beans to sign away the deed of her father's ranch to the mayor and almost strangles her to death before Rango shows up again outside.

With the help from the hill clan, Rango defeats Rattlesnake Jake and aims his gun at him. Jake taunts him but sees that Rango has the killing intent in him, which he previously lacked. Just as he is about to shoot him, however, the Mayor stops him by threatening Beans' life, forcing Rango to surrender to the Mayor.

During the final confrontation, the Mayor betrays Rattlesnake Jake by pointing Rango's gun on him, declaring him no different from Rango and another relic of the Old West that will soon be destroyed and forgotten along with the rest of the town. When the Mayor tries to shoot, it turns out that the last bullet was taken by Rango, who then uses it to break open the giant water bottle that he and Beans were drowning in and flush everyone out of the town hall into the streets, where Rango finally manages to subdue the Mayor.

Rango then turns the defeated Mayor over to Rattlesnake Jake, who then nods his hat to Rango for saving his life, acknowledging him as another great desert legend that will thrive.

Rattlesnake Jake then turns his rage towards the Mayor by using the Mayor's words against him, "Pretty soon no one will believe you even existed", in a show of cruel irony to him. Jake then snatches the Mayor up in his tail and carries the screaming tortoise out into the desert to punish him for his betrayal, thus taking a soul, as Bad Bill said.

So far it is not known what became of Rattlesnake when he took revenge on the mayor, possibly redeemed himself or simply left the property for good.


Rattlesnake Jake: (chuckles) You know, Sheriff. You're not that good at sneaking up on people. (Sees me, Pinkie Pie and INSTIGATOR) And howdy to you J.D. Knudson.

Me: (Tips hat) Howdy to you Rattlesnake Jake. Pleasure to meet y'all in these here parts.

Pinkie Pie: It's a pleasure to meet you Rattlesnake Jake. I'm Pinkie Pie, Element of Laughter and Princess of Parties and The Tech Skylanders.

INSTIGATOR: And I'm INSTIGATOR and we actually came to talk to you.

Rattlesnake Jake: (points Gatling Gun at INSTIGATOR) If by "talk", you mean take out, I'm not goin down without a fight!

INSTIGATOR: That gun won't take me down easily.

Rattlesnake Jake: No. But that Hot Spot kid did so easily.

Pinkie Pie: Did that really happen?

Me: It was a while back Pinkie.

INSTIGATOR: (sheepishly) It happened after he and the other frozen Titans were freed.

Me: Before the Brotherhood of Evil kicked the bucket. Also that is cool you have a gatling gun for a rattle on your tail.

Rattlesnake Jake: Why thank you.

Me: But that is not what we are here to do. We are asking if you wanted to be recruited into INSTIGATOR's comrades of the Masters of Evil.

Rattlesnake Jake: Well, as long as you don't betray me like that stupid former Mayor did...

Pinkie Pie: We won't. Besides, there might be a chance he's gonna come back.

Rattlesnake Jake: Impossible! I ate him myself after dragging him off!

Me: Many of our enemies from our past have been able to come back many times before. It's a really complicated story.

INSTIGATOR: It's true.

Pinkie Pie: Also, you remind me of my Skylanders friend Rattle Shake.

Me: He's of the Undead Skylanders Element and he is a Rattlesnake Cowboy.

Rattlesnake Jake: I see. But I guess we'll have to be ready for when we face the Mayor in the future.

We came back.

Nico: How did it go guys?

Me: Went awesome. Rattlesnake Jake is in the Masters of Evil.

Nico: Neat!

May: Who should go with you next time?

Pinkie Pie: I was thinking of having all my friends go next.

May: That's a great idea!

Eli: It'll be cool to meet Rango in the future.

Later it was time to get ready for an awesome Simulator Adventure. We were going after Evil Discord.

Maria: Nico, I think me, May, you, and William should go with J.D.

Nico: I agree. J.D. can't handle this alone. We're coming with you J.D.

Me: I understand Nico. You're more than welcome to come with.

Twilight Sparkle: We'll all go with you guys.

Me: In fact all of the archenemies of Twilight and friends are more than welcome to come with us.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks J.D.

Kaos: This will be a really amazing battle.

Nico: It sure will and I can't wait to see what Discord was like before he was reformed. I have a feeling this will not only be awesome but dangerous too.

Laney: Yeah I feel the same way.

Me: But we'll be ready for him.

Nico: Lets go guys.

Sunset Shimmer: Lets do it.

Eli: This will be awesome.

We were in Equestria and we saw that Discord turned it into a CHAOS RIDDLED HELLHOLE!

Me: Whoa! This whole place has been turned into a wacky funhouse.

Nico: To get Twilight and her friends back in high spirits, I brought video clips of their greatest memories.

Me: I can project those videos into their minds with my magic fired from my sword.

Nico: Good thinking and Evil Discord will make a great member of the M.O.E. Too.

Me: He does crack me up and he always has a great sense of humor. And Pinkie said that he makes it rain really good chocolate milk.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is true. And you know who else likes chocolate milk better than anyone I know? My brother Connor.

Me: Who DOESN'T like Chocolate milk.

We walked around and we saw COWS DANCING IN TUTUS?

Me: Okay that's funny. Cows in tutus?

Maria: That's hysterical.

May: It sure is funny.

THUNDERCLAP!

Then it rained chocolate milk.

Me: Oh wow!

I opened my mouth and the rain fell in and it was REALLY TASTY CHOCOLATE MILK!

Me: (SLURPS) Yummy!

Nico tasted some.

Nico: (Slurps) Delicious!

Me: This all reminds me of Wackyland where Go-Go the Do Do is from.

Nico: That is really funny!

Maria: It sure is.

Sunset Shimmer: It is hilarious though.

We then saw Twilight and she was grey and sad.

POOR PAST TWILIGHT.

Nico: Hey, Twilight. How're you doing?

Past Twilight: Leave me alone.

Me: I think you need a hug.

I went over and hugged her.

Past Twilight: What are you?

Me: Everything will be all right Twilight. I will gladly be your friend and no one will ever make you like this again.

Nico: That's right Twilight.

Nico showed all the memories of everything Twilight did and more.

Past Twilight: It's hopeless. Equestria's good as dead and- (holds head in pain) NO! WHAT AM I THINKING?!

Me: Just remember all the good you did and are gonna do Twilight. You are gonna be a magnificent teacher, friend, princess and above all, one of the greatest and awesome wives of my best friend and teammate Lincoln Loud. He loves you and all your friends.

Past Twilight then remembered all sorts of things and then she was enveloped in a massive flash of light and she was made into A TRUE ALICORN WITH WINGS OF STARS AND RAINBOWS!

Nico: WHOA!

Maria: WOW! What power!

May: That was incredible!

Nico: WOW!

Past Twilight: Thank you J.D. You saved me.

Me: It was no problem Twilight.

Nico: Who do we visit next?

Me: Now we go to Applejack.

Nico saw the jewel for the Magic of Friendship on my sword emit a massively and powerful glow.

Nico: J.D. your sword.

I looked at my sword and saw the jewel of the Magic of Friendship glow.

Me: Whoa! I think that means that it was supercharged.

May: Wow!

Maria: That is incredible.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! What power.

Past Twilight It sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: I think this is awesome that I look this amazing with rainbow wings.

Past Twilight: It sure is future me.

Me: Lets head to Sweet Apple Acres.

We flew over there.

We arrived at Sweet Apple Acres and we saw that it was a chaos hellhole.

Me: There.

We saw a grey Applejack.

Me: Applejack!

Past Applejack: What do y'all want? I'm busy saving Equestria over here.

Nico: If that's saving, I'd hate to see what destroying Equestria looks like.

Me: Applejack we are here to help.

I went over and hugged her.

Me: You are not yourself Applejack. Would your mom and dad, sister, brother, granny and all your friends be happy if they saw you like this?

Nico: Remember Applejack. Remember who you really are.

Nico and me showed her the memories of who she is and then she reverted back to normal but then in a massive flash of light she was turned into a TRUE ALICORN WITH WINGS OF CRYSTAL AND RAINBOWS!

Nico: WHOA!

Past Applejack: YEEHAW! Wow! Thank you J.D. You saved me from myself.

Me: You're welcome Applejack.

Nico: At least you're back to normal.

Past Applejack: Look, Twilight. I know I said some things I didn't mean back there.

Past Twilight: I know Applejack. And I forgive you.

Me: Now we move on to the tough ones. Lets head for Rarity.

Nico: Uh oh.

Eli: This will be rough.

Rarity: But we got to hurry.

Me: Lets go!

We were off to Carousel Boutique!

We found Rarity. And she was roaring over something as insignificant as a boulder!

Me: Rarity!

Past Rarity: This is my boulder! Mine

Nico: I see there's only one way to make you see reason.

Nico used Abomination's super strength to punch the boulder, destroying it.

KRASMASH!

The Boulder was shattered into a bazillion pieces!

Past Rarity: NO!

I then hugged Past Rarity.

Me: Rarity this is not the girl that everyone loves when she makes awesome and magnificent clothes and fashions. Would your sister and your friends want to see you like this? Remember who you really are and how you are an amazing friend and teammate and awesome wife of Lincoln Loud.

Me and Nico reminded her and then in a flash of light she was back to normal but she was a TRUE ALICORN but with wings made of pure water and they were emitting a magnificent song of the sirens.

Past Rarity: Oh my. What happened?

Me: It's a long story but we'll explain everything after we stop Discord.

Nico: But you are back to normal now Rarity.

Past Twilight: Yes Rarity. Thanks to our friends.

Past Rarity: Oh my. Thank you so much.

Me: You're welcome Rarity.

Past Rarity: Can we never speak of this incident again?

Past Twilight: No problem.

Me: Now lets get Pinkie Pie. (GULPS) Brace yourselves guys.

Nico: This one is gonna be tricky.

Me: To Sugarcube Corner!

Pinkie Pie: We have to hurry!

We were off!

We went into Sugarcube Corner and we saw Past Pinkie Pie and she had an ominous black tone around her.

Me: Pinkie?

Past Pinkie Pie: I don't remember saying that I want you guys here. Now, why don't you use the Black Gates on some petty muggers or jewel thieves?

Nico: Okay, we're not using the Black Gates on small crooks like those.

Eli: That's really low Pinkie!

I went over and hugged her.

Me: Pinkie remember who you really are. You are a pony and a girl that loves to throw great parties and you make so many people laugh and make many ponies happy and you are also a true great friend and an awesome future wife to Lincoln. Remember everything.

We showed her everything and then in a massive flash of light she turned into a TRUE ALICORN and had wings made of gears and party confetti!

Past Pinkie: YAY! I'm back!

Me: Glad you're okay Pinkie.

Past Pinkie: Sorry about that, guys.

Nico: It's not your fault Pinkie.

Eli: What's more important is that we have the Pony Party Planner back.

Me: Yep. Now get ready. We're going to help Fluttershy next. (GULP) I'm going to live to regret this but I got to say something mean to bring her out. Fluttershy I'm sorry you have to hear me say this to your past self.

Fluttershy: Oh it's all right J.D. Sunset you better cover my ears for this.

Sunset pulled out ear muffs and put them on her.

Me: Here we go.

I pulled out a megaphone.

Me: God forgive me. (Turns it on) HEY FLUTTERSHY! YO MAMA SO STUPID, THEY HAD TO BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL TO GET HER OUT OF SECOND GRADE!

Nico: WHOA! That is a new one.

Eli: Yep.

THEN PAST FLUTTERSHY CAME AND SHE WAS INFURIATED!

Past Fluttershy: What did you SAY ABOUT MY MOM!?

Me: You heard me.

Past Fluttershy: You've got no room to talk, Mr. Crybaby! (starts to regain herself) Please, help me...

Nico: Looks like Fluttershy's trying to fight it.

I then hugged her.

Me: This is not you Fluttershy. You are the kindest, sweetest and more giving girl we know and you love everything and love all animals and you even have done many things that no pony or human can even do. You love all animals and they love you. Remember who you really are.

Me and Nico showed her who she really is and all the things she has done and more. Then in a massive flash of light she turned into a TRUE ALICORN and she had wings made of leaves, flowers and butterflies all came out of them.

Past Fluttershy: What? What happened?

Me: Fluttershy are you okay?

Past Fluttershy: I'm so sorry!

Me: It's not your fault Fluttershy. Discord did this to you.

Nico: That's right.

Eli: Now we have one last pony to save.

Me: Rainbow Dash.

I looked up in the sky and saw a grey pegasus.

Me: There. Time to fly.

I flew into the air and everyone flew with me.

Me: RAINBOW DASH!

She saw us.

Me: WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU!

Past Rainbow Dash: I don't need saving!

Nico: You're really sitting around while Equestria's in danger?

Past Rainbow Dash: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Me: This is not you R.D.!

Past Rainbow Dash: Don't call me that!

ZOOM!

She flew away.

Nico: She's getting away!

Me: Not for long!

I flew after her.

She was really flying fast.

Me: Wow she is fast. But so am I!

I gained speed and then…

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I released a massive Sonic Rainboom with incredible power and flew really fast towards her and then I grabbed her and brought her down and hugged her.

Me: Rainbow Dash, this is not who you are. Think about what you are doing. You are the fastest girl I've known and you want to become a member of the Wonderbolts and you are amazing at sports and everything. Remember who you are. Remember everything.

Nico and me helped her remember and then in a massive flash of light she became a TRUE ALICORN and had wings made of rainbows and were surging with incredible lightning!

Past Rainbow Dash: What happened?

Me: You're back R.D.!

Nico: Now everyone is back to normal.

Me: Yep.

Past Rainbow Dash: Oh, and F.Y.I.? It actually is okay for you to call me R.D.

Me: Thanks R.D. One last thing.

I snapped my fingers and I had Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Trixie Lulamoon all appear and Princess Luna got wings of darkness and moonlight, Princess Celestia got wings of sunlight and fire and light, Trixie Lulamoon became a true alicorn and got wings of magic and energy, Starlight Glimmer became a true alicorn and got wings of stars and bones and Sunset Shimmer became a true alicorn and got wings of fire and phoenix feathers.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Now we go after Discord.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Lets get him!

We went to face him and then we saw a goofy purple pony with purple swirl eyes and purple hair wearing a helicopter hat and she had a Screw and a Baseball cutie mark.

Me: Whoa you're a goofy one.

Screwball: (Goofy laughter) I'm Screwbal.

Nico: (Laughs) She cracks me up.

Me: Looks like Daffy Duck is gonna have a partner.

We flew on and we then met EVIL DISCORD!


Discord, also known as the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, is a major character as well of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He first appears as the main antagonist of the two-part Season 2 premiere "Return of Harmony" and the Season 3 episode "Keep Calm and Flutter On", the secondary antagonist of the Season 4 finale "Twilight's Kingdom", a minor antagonist in the Season 5 finale "Cutie-Remark" and a major characterfor the rest of the series.

He is the nigh-omnipotent spirit of chaos and disorder who once desired to turn all of Equestria into a chaotic wasteland, becoming one of the arch-nemesis of Princesses Celestia and Luna before becoming one of the Mane Six. But then Fluttershy helped him realize the true value of friendship, which led to a slight redemption. He was then tempted back into villainy by Lord Tirek, but became a hero again after Tirek betrayed him and then being saved by Twilight Sparkle, leading to his true redemption. In the final season, Discord posed as Grogar, an ancient and powerful ram sorcerer who once ruled ancient Equestria, and assembled a team of the most dangerous villains in Equestria in a misguided effort to prepare Twilight for when she inherits the throne from Celestia and Luna, until he was exposed when his plan ultimately backfired.

He was voiced by John de Lancie, who also played Q in Star Trek: The Next Generation (who was Discord's main inspiration), Sinestro in Duck Dodgers, and Brainiac in Justice League Action. While playing as Grogar, he is voiced by Doc Harris. In My Little Pony: Pony Life, he is voiced by Peter New, who also voiced Big Macintosh in Friendship is Magic.

Princess Celestia explains to Twilight and her friends that Discord once took over Equestria and caused chaos throughout for earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi alike. Nobody dared stand up to his horrendous rule until Luna and Celestia discovered the Elements of Harmony and used them to turn him to stone, and reclaim the throne. Celestia explains that since she and Luna are no longer in connection with the Elements of Harmony, the spell imprisoning Discord has failed and he has escaped from his stone prison and stealing the Elements of Harmony, implying to have hid them in the Canterlot castle labyrinth. With nothing to keep his powers in check, he begins to wreak chaos throughout Equestria, turning clouds into cotton candy that move of their own accord and rain chocolate milk, and causing animals to become wild and automatically change shape.

When the Mane Six venture into the Palace Labyrinth, Discord magically steals the pegasi's wings and the unicorn's horns so that they would be unable to use their magic or ability to fly to "cheat" in the "game" he forces them to take part in to find the Elements, and separates them by raising sections of the Labyrinth's walls. Discord used representations of the cast's cutie marks, and subtly manipulates them into questioning the morality of their element, which drains them of their color and severs their connection to the element they represent, causing their personality to become their polar opposite. The one exception is Fluttershy, as nothing could ever make her doubt kindness, and Discord ends up having to corrupt her forcibly, bidding her goodbye with a frustrated "Arrivederci!" He eventually plays on Rainbow Dash's loyalty by showing her a vision that her hometown of Cloudsdale would be destroyed without her, and offers her wings back and a choice to either go to its aid, or continue seeking the Elements. This tricks her into flying out of the Labyrinth, breaking Discord's first rule that nopony is allowed to fly or use magic. Discord then causes the entire Labyrinth to collapse, and standing before the five remaining Ponies, gleefully states that he has won, and Equestria will now be thrust into eternal chaos.

Equestria is thrown into eternal chaos, and Discord points out that he never said the Elements of Harmony were in the Labyrinth. It is not until she returns home that Twilight realizes the answer to Discord's riddle was that they were inside a book at her house. With the Elements, the ponies (minus Rainbow Dash, who is replaced by Spike) attempt to use them on Discord, but failed. Twilight is however able to restore them by using her magic to show them images of past adventures. She does this with Rainbow Dash last, after which they confront Discord, who is still confident that they could not defeat him, and makes himself an open target. As the ponies' representation of the elements are restored, however, they use them on him in a similar style to Nightmare Moon, turning him to stone, this time with a look of horror frozen in his face.

Season 3 Keep Calm and Flutter On

Discord returns to begin his journey to redemption in Keep Calm and Flutter On. Celestia brings the stone Discord before the Mane Six and tells them she could make use of his magic if they could reform him. As a precaution, she gives them their Elements of Harmony, enchanting them so Discord cannot take them and hide them again. Twilight and the others release Discord from his stone prison. With a combination of Fluttershy's Stare and the threat of being turned to stone again, Discord doesn't do much chaos, but brainwashes some beavers behind the ponies' backs. Fluttershy (whom Celestia was most confident in) was the only one willing to give Discord a chance, and had him stay at her house. Discord does not act evil, intending to trick Fluttershy into eventually removing her necklace. He also consumes several pages from books holding reforming spells Twilight planned to use on him.

While Discord is having a dinner party with the Six, making objects come to life and cause chaos, Fluttershy says she and Discord were friends, which affects Discord as he never had a real friend before. When the corrupted beavers flood Sweet Apple Acres with their dams, Discord says he will fix this in exchange for Fluttershy's promise not to use her Element of Harmony on him. Discord breaks the deal and freezes the water instead of removing it. Twilight wants to turn Discord back to stone, but Fluttershy refuses, having promised Discord not to. When Fluttershy walks away, however, Discord realizes he could not stand losing his only friend and restores everything to the way it was.

Fluttershy shows Discord how important friendship was to him, and once he had it he didn't want to lose it. Discord also says, rather reluctantly, "Friendship is magic", the first time the line was ever spoken in the series. However, the episode ends on a bit of a wary note as while Discord openly says he'd never use his magic for evil, he quietly adds "Most of the time". Celestia also, rather practically, leaves the Elements of Harmony in Twilight's position, just in case. Discord overhears Celestia revealing her intention to Twilight and shows a face of concern, possibly because of the lack of trust they have in him or because it will make any future evil plan of his harder to pull off. Whether Discord will truly reform entirely with everyone else in the series or relapse into his old ways has yet to be seen.

Season 4 Princess Twilight Sparkle

Discord's final steps toward redemption as well as his past arew revealed in flashbacks in the two-part fourth season premiere Princess Twilight Sparkle. Discord appears when the Mane Six summon him, accusing him of the chaos in Ponyville.

With Discord claiming innocence, the girls prepare to turn him back to stone. But Fluttershy stands up for Discord, saying that he is indeed reformed. Discord thanks his new friend "Shutterfly" while embracing Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy corrects him on name and pony. Twilight asks for Discord to help her find out who's responsible for the chaos, but he refuses, telling them to ask Zecora instead.

After Twilight witnesses Princess Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon after drinking Zecora's potion, she sees all of her friends looking strangely at her. Discord informs her they are doing so because of all the "talking to Luna and Celestia" and crying she did while witnessing the fight between Luna and Celestia, openly mocking her for doing so. After drinking the potion again, Twilight witnessed the first confrontation between Luna, Celestia and Discord. In the vision, Celestia and Luna order Discord to stand down and stop causing chaos and destruction, but he does not take them seriously and ignores them, all while eating and tossing around a bag of seeds. When the Princesses prepare to use the Elements of Harmony on him, Discord begins to laugh uncontrollably and does not notice the Princesses using the Elements' powers on him and is turned into stone.

Later, Discord is still enjoying the mess in Ponyville and even enjoying the suffering of others, watching Cherry Berry and Comet Tail struggle from vines up until Twilight arrives and scolds him, telling him to help them, which he does. He asks Twilight what she's doing back already and Twilight tells Discord she left her friends behind because she needed to. Discord began taunting Twilight, saying that he was shocked that she would leave her friends in danger. Discord's words get to Twilight and she leaves to save her friends. Discord waves as she leaves.

Later on, after she gave up the Elements of Harmony to the Element tree saving Equestria, Discord congratulates them and asks how they did it. They say they gave up the Elements of Harmony, Discord sees this as a chance to relapse, but Fluttershy warns him of the consequences, meaning he'll lose his friends. Discord agrees to clean up the mess, but he won't do the Windows. Applejack wonders why all this happened to begin with, and Discord mentions out loud that the planted seeds that should have sprouted long ago. Twilight uses Zecora's potion to see that Discord really did his Plunderseeds that were supposed to steal the Element Tree's power and capture the princesses, but the tree's powers were too strong. Twilight scolds Discord again saying they could have used this information, but Discord explains it was to teach Twilight a valuable lesson about being a Princess.

Three's A Crowd

Discord visits Ponyville claiming to be suffering from "blue flu" and asking for help from his pony friends. With Fluttershy away on a trip to observe the Breezies, it ultimately falls to Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance to care for him while he is supposedly ill.

Eventually, the blue flu turns out to be a deception, as Discord claims that he was worried Twilight Sparkle was not really his friend and concocted an elaborate test to determine if she would really act like a friend to him. He is overjoyed to see that she chose to help him, even though it interfered with her time with Princess Cadance. Ironically, his karma for infecting Applejack and Rarity and also faking sick is that he becomes infected with a real disease when a Tatzlwurm sneezes on him. He is placed in a quarantine bubble in Fluttershy's cottage where his Pegasus friend can care for him. During his visit, Discord reveals that he and Fluttershy have been keeping a correspondence.

Twilight's Kingdom

Discord's redemption has a bit of a backslide in Twilight's Kingdom. In this two-part episode, Celestia seeks the help of Discord to fight Lord Tirek instead of Twilight, as he could sense magical imbalances. Delighted with the news, Discord arrives to gloat to the ponies. During his, Discord reminds them of how they haven't opened the Tree of Harmony's chest yet, revealing his interest in the chest's contents. Before leaving, Discord gives the Mane 6 back the journal they've been writing in, with bookmarks on specific pages. He then asks Fluttershy if they are still going to have tea later, stating that he will bring the cucumber sandwiches before opening a door to Tirek's current location. While re-reading the journal, Twilight realizes that the pages Discord bookmarked were about the times they had to represent their element in a difficult situation, changing some-ponies' life in the process, realizing that Discord was actually trying to help them, in his own way.

In the alleyway that Tirek was residing in, Discord disguises himself as a unicorn and successfully attracted Tirek. Recognizing him, Tirek commends Discord on his escape from his stone prison, only for Discord to bind him with shackles, Tirek believing that someone as powerful as Discord wouldn't want to share power. However, Discord informs him that he was actually re-imprisoning him for his friends, who required him to do so. Seeing this as his chance, Tirek manipulates Discord into thinking that his new friendship was just a new form of prison, as he had to give up his natural destructive nature in order to stay in their good graces and convinces him that, if they worked together, he would have something far more valuable that friendship; his freedom.

Thinking it over, Discord decides to join Tirek and help him steal all of the magic in Equestria. When the three princesses get word of this, the immediately summon Twilight and informed her of what Discord and Tirek have done. First, they go to a magic show where Discord teleports Tirek in front of a crowd of helpless unicorns and absorbs all their magic, next, they attack the Wonderbolts and Pegasi and steal their flight as well, and finally, they go to Appleloosa and steal the strength of the Earth Ponies and presumably go to multiple other locations and steal the magic of everypony there. With no other options, the princesses give all of their magic to Twilight, as Tirek was not aware of her existence, and Discord sensed the magical imbalance, but decided not to tell Tirek. He and Tirek effortlessly defeat the royal guards and a weakened Shinning Armor asking him why he would do something like this, only for Tirek to tell him to go have fun while he dealt with the princesses, with Discord looking on with a sadistic grin. After Tirek banishes the princesses to Tarturus, Discord changes all of the stained glass windows to images of him and Tirek causing mayhem. When Tirek sees the window displaying the Alicorn Twilight, he angrily demands why Discord didn't tell him that there was a fourth princess, only for him to state that he would after he knew he could truly trust Tirek, and now that he can, he tells him about where she lives and her friends. As a sign of gratitude, Tirek gives Discord a medallion that was given to him by "someone close to him."

After getting them to Ponyville, Discord sadistically imprisons Twilight's friends in a cage, informing them of his betrayal. Surprisingly, Discord looks away in shame as Tirek steals their magic, although he instantly goes back to his evil behavior after he's done. Almost immediately and in a cruel sense of irony, however, Tirek uses his newfound strength, and ultimately betrays Discord by stealing his magic, stating that the medallion he gave him was given to him by his brother, who betrayed him, and that the medallion, much like his brother Scorpan, was completely worthless.

After their legendary battle, Tirek forced Twilight to choose between her friends and her magic, with her friends stating that they're not worth it, although the now remorseful Discord states that Fluttershy was worth it. After Twilight decides to exchange all her magic for all of her friends, including Discord, he gives her the medallion Tirek gave him as a symbol of their 'friendship'. The necklace turns out to be the final key that unlocks the chest which contained rainbow power. After Tirek is defeated, everyone, including Discord, gets their magic back.

By now, Discord has officially joined Twilight's group of close friends, although he didn't end up receiving a throne like all of her other friends.

Season 5 Make New Friends But Keep Discord

Discord is the protagonist of this episode

What About Discord?

Discord is a major character in this episode

The Cutie Re-Mark

The fifth alternate timeline created by Starlight Glimmer has Discord still evil and in power, chasing Celestia and Luna around on a unicycle. This timeline along the others that were created by Starlight Glimmer were all erased when Twilight Sparkle convinced Starlight Glimmer to let Rainbow Dash do her Rainboom and history was restored to its original state.

Season 6 Dungeons & Discords

Discord joins Spike and Big Macintosh on their guys' night when the Mane Six leave to Yakyakistan. He looks forward to a night of partying and dancing, but it turns out to be an evening of playing the fantasy role-playing game Ogres & Oubliettes, much to his disappointment. Throughout the evening, Discord tries to steer things toward more enjoyable activities, but Spike and Big Mac insist on playing their game. Discord's disinterest in the game and frustration eventually drive him to create a real-life version of Ogres & Oubliettes. However, his efforts are met with Spike and Big Mac's cold reception, and he leaves out of embarrassment when he discovers they only invited him on their guys' night because they felt sorry for him. Spike and Big Mac soon invite him back to give him a second chance, and he joins their role-playing game as an Archer-class character.

To Where and Back Again

Discord teams up with Starlight Glimmer, Trixie and Thorax to save their friends - particularly Fluttershy - when they are captured by changelings. Discord's magic is disabled in the Changeling Kingdom due to the properties of Queen Chrysalis's throne, forcing him to navigate the castle without teleporting. While in the castle, Discord has frequent arguments with Trixie because of their clashing personalities. On their way to the throne room, Discord distracts a detail of changeling guards with a stand-up comedy act, but he is eventually captured when a group of changelings all disguise themselves as Fluttershy. After Chrysalis is defeated, Discord joins the ponies in celebrating the Sunset Festival in Our Town, and offers to improve Trixie's magic act with his chaos magic. When Trixie claims "When pigs fly!" he snaps his fingers and creates to flying pigs and chases Trixie through the town on them.

Season 7 Celestial Advice

Discord receives an Equestrian Pink Heart of Courage for saving Equestria alongside Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, and Thorax. He also puts intense pressure on Twilight to come up with a plan for Starlight now that she has learned all of her friendship lessons, and discloses her decision as a "surprise" to her friends before she can figure out what to do. In the end, he is disappointed when Twilight settles on graduating Starlight, revealing his hope that she'd send Starlight to his realm as a roommate.

Discordant Harmony

Discord hosts a tea party in his home realm for Fluttershy to thank her for all the times she hosted a tea party for him at her cottage. Fearing that she will be uncomfortable there, however, he decides to change both his home and himself to be normal. Unfortunately, not only is Fluttershy disappointed in the party's lack of excitement, but Discord's new persona is so contradictory to his inherent nature that it begins to destroy him. With Fluttershy's help, Discord embraces his chaotic ways and stops fading away.

Season 8 The Break Up Break Down

Discord dismisses the notions of love and romance and only wants to play Ogres & Oubliettes with Spike and Big Mac. When Big Mac is heartbroken over believing Sugar Belle wants to break up with him, Discord tries to cheer him up, eventually giving him the idea of breaking up with Sugar Belle first. In the end, Discord orchestrates a situation in which Big Mac and Sugar Belle can reconcile the miscommunication between them.

A Matter of Principals

Discord suddenly appears behind Starlight and Spike to their amazement. He claims to come to temporarily run the school in the absence of Twilight until Spike points out to him that Starlight who was appointed in charge of the school. Exasperated, the Draconequus proposes modifications to the rule but Starlight declines and specifies that she does not need its help, upset Discord answers that they will do if it changes its mind before teleporting.

Later, Starlight and Spike go to the headmaster's office but discover Discord redecorate it in his chaotic manner. He again offers his ideas little orthodox for the school but Starlight still declines and pushes him to the door asking him to go home, only Discord let him know that he also hired temporary teachers for the friendship lesson. Unfortunately, the new teachers prove to be bad enough to teach the friendship that provokes agitation and disorder in the school. Starlight tells Discord that it's all his fault, but Discord reminds him that she's the one in charge, Starlight, even more, upset by the selfish behavior, asks her to leave again, Discord turns into a leaf and wants to go out by the window growling that he just wanted to help.

Of course the next day, Discord does not give up and infiltrates the Trixie magic class that Starlight has hired as a new teacher. After interrupting Trixie with a banana phone, he pulls out of the unicorn hat an Ursa Major that scares the whole class. In the field of Sport, he masquerades as the gym teacher and makes appear a bugbear that makes the students run but Starlight chases the creature before it hurts someone. An angry Starlight screams at Discord that she's tired of him and that his dangerous action stops now. Discord not impressed, refuses with provocation and Starlight gives him an ultimate warning until Spike tries to calm the situation by reminding Starlight that Discord is her friend but Starlight says he does not act as a friend. Spike asks Discord what his problem is and Discord answers that his problem is that Twilight is named an incompetent and power-hungry unicorn in charge. With this insult of too much, Starlight launches a huge wave of magic that seems to annihilated Discord to the horror of the students until Starlight reassures them explaining that she has just banished Discord from school forever.

Discord, however, is still able to come to school in spiritual form. He terraces the students during their treasure hunt with the artifacts they were supposed to look for. While the students are surrounded by the inanimate objects, Starlight arrives and Discord shows up. Starlight confronts Discord and tells him that he can not continue to cause chaos in the school but Discord replies that he can and will continue. Much to Discord's surprise, Starlight tells him she's sorry before restoring his physical form. Having finally understood why Discord did all this, Starlight apologizes for never having invited him to school before and suddenly made Discord feel excluded. Both make peace and Starlight offers him the vice head mare position which he accepts with pleasure. The Mane 6 finally come back to see their friendship quest was a trick so they take a bath.

Best Gift Ever

In the one-hour special My Little Pony Best Gift Ever, Discord helps Rainbow Dash find a Hearth's Warming gift for Fluttershy. They track down and catch a rare winterchilla for Fluttershy's animal sanctuary and inadvertently unleash a winterzilla on Twilight's castle. When Fluttershy calms the beast down, Discord reveals he hatched this plot to put Fluttershy in a position to save the day as his own Hearth's Warming present to her. Afterwards, he spends Hearth's Warming with Twilight and her friends and family, receiving a gift of an elephant tea cozy from Fluttershy.

Season 9

In the modern age, Discord, wanting to ensure that Twilight and her friends would have the confidence to take up the mantle of the rulers of Equestria from Celestia and Luna, decided to create a threat that would push them into doing so. In order to do so, he used his powers to disguise himself as the mythical villain Grogar, and create a team of villains that would ultimately become their greatest challenge to overcome. No doubt there was a real Grogar many thousands of years ago, but he has been long gone after he was defeated by Gusty the Great.

The Beginning of the End

"Grogar" assembles all the unreformed villains.

In the premiere, "The Beginning of the End", Discord, using his Grogar disguise, brings together Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, Lord Tirek, and the resurrected King Sombra. The villains are unaware of who summoned them only for "Grogar" to reveal himself to be the one who was responsible. Tirek, Chrysalis, and Sombra are shocked to meet him, as they believed he was only a legend, though "Grogar" assures them that he is real and states that he summoned them as part of his plan to rid Equestria of the Mane Six.

Seeing that Cozy Glow doesn't know who he is, "Grogar" decides to demonstrate his power by giving Tirek a sample of magic that revives much of his strength. Tirek then tells Cozy Glow that "Grogar" is an ancient and powerful villain who once ruled the land that would become Equestria, claiming that he had heard stories of his tyranny when he was younger. King Sombra also mentions that he has heard of the "Father of Monsters". "Grogar" then tells the villains of how he created terrible creatures that roamed under his rule, before Chrysalis remarks how he was banished by Gusty the Great, although "Grogar" claims that he was only temporarily weakened when she took his bell; however, Cozy Glow points out that, since he has been weakened before even Tirek was born, he has a different idea of what "temporarily" means, much to his annoyance. In reality though, Gusty the Great really did banish the real "Grogar" into limbo, from which there is no return.

"Grogar" proceeds to tell the group that he has watched them and their failures to take over Equestria, and asks them why they have always been defeated by the same six ponies each time, Chrysalis claiming that it is because they "cheat", Tirek claiming that it is because they are "annoyingly lucky" but Cozy Glow just says that "she's just a kid". "Grogar" rebuffs their answers and claims it is because they work together as a team, demanding that the villains join forces with him to take over Equestria. Sombra, however, refuses to serve "Grogar" and arrogantly proclaims that he will take over the Crystal Empire by himself, causing "Grogar" to send him off to the Empire on the conditions that, if he fails, he will serve him or be destroyed again. After this, "Grogar" tells the others to prepare to work together and leaves. Cozy Glow immediately compares working together to making friends, telling Tirek and Chrysalis that they are in luck since she knows "all about that", though the former only flicks her away in annoyance.

Once out of his lair, Discord drops his guise and immediately rushes off to warn Twilight and her friends of the impending disaster.

"Grogar" intimidates the other villains into joining him.

Meanwhile, Cozy Glow tries to get Tirek and Chrysalis to work together by having them each say nice things to each other, though this falls apart Chrysalis refuses to say anything nice about ponies.

Back at the Crystal Empire, Discord initially helps Twilight fight King Sombra. Then he takes on a full-blast of Sombra's magic and pretends to be severely injured. As Sombra descends his throne to finish off Twilight and her friends for good, Discord motivates the Mane Six with a truly heartwarming and inspirational speech. With their hope restored, the Mane Six fight back and manage to destroy King Sombra for good.

Once the danger was over, Discord reveals that he was fine all along, and had only pretended to be hurt in order to give Twilight the boost of confidence that she was finally ready to be the sole ruler of Equestria.

Taking on Grogar's appearance once again, Discord then goes back to the lair and approaches the three villains. He states that he hopes the three of them will be enough to help his plans along, causing Tirek and Chrysalis to ask about Sombra. "Grogar" shows them that Sombra had failed in his plans to conquer Equestria and had again been defeated by the Mane Six, remarking that he will at least serve as an example to them as what will happen if they don't submit to his plans. Having seen this, Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow unanimously agree to serve "Grogar", though are seemingly left nervous by the thought.

Frenemies

"Grogar"'s eyes glowing yellow in "Frenemies"

In "Frenemies", as "Grogar" is working, Cozy Glow approaches him and tattles on Tirek for leaving food out, Tirek quickly approaching "Grogar" and telling him not to trust anything she says afterward; though "Grogar" is quick to point out that he already doesn't trust anything that they say. Chrysalis approaches "Grogar" and impatiently asks when they are going to attack. "Grogar" informs the villains that he is leaving and demands that they all stop fighting and find a way to work together so that they can accomplish their goals. However, Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow argue about what the best way to be a villain is. "Grogar" returns to see this, and, upset to see they have not yet resolved their differences, decides to send them off on a mission to retrieve his Bewitching Bell from Mt. Everhoof so that they can learn to work together. The villains fight over who should lead the mission based on their previous feats, only for "Grogar" to angrily overpower and remind them that they all failed before and cannot work alone. He reveals about how Gusty the Great stole his bell (since she could not take on the real Grogar face-to-face) and hid it on top of the mountain that is impossible to get to.

"Grogar" shooting his magic angrily.

After that, the three villains work together to retrieve the bell, they decide to betray him together. Returning to "Grogar", the three trick him into thinking that they couldn't get it. "Grogar" is angry, but nonetheless is glad that the three worked together. Unknown to him, Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow, in reality, have kept the bell for themselves.

The Summer Sun Setback

Discord appears in "The Summer Sun Setback", once again in the form of Grogar. "Grogar" is about to leave until Cozy Glow asks where he is going and he reveals that since his minions "failed" to recover the Bewitching Bell for him, they will need another source of power to defeat Twilight and her friends before taking his leave. While he was gone, Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow go to the Canterlot Archives to steal information on how to use the bell themselves. They sabotage the holiday of the Summer Sun Celebration while finding a book all about how to use the real Grogar's bell and manage to return to his lair. While that is going on, Discord attends the Summer Sun Celebration, and helps Twilight and her friends fix the issue caused by Tirek, Cozy, and Chrysalis. Discord witnesses Twilight delivering her speech, saying to himself that she may indeed be ready for whatever comes next as the next ruler of Equestria. Later, Discord poses as Grogar again and returns to the lair, telling his cohorts that he has found success where they all find "failure". He reveals that he located what he wanted and will retrieve it the next day before they begin his 'plan' to take over Equestria.

The Big Mac Question

Discord helps Big Mac's plans to propose Sugar Belle

The Ending of the End

In the first part of "The Ending of the End" the villains successfully betray "Grogar", using the bell to gain new forms and drain him of his power. In doing so, they discover that "Grogar" was actually Discord in disguise. After being left exposed and powerless, Discord was forced to flee from the lair. He tells the princess about the attack and gets captured by the evil three. He helps Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Spike escape and finally gets reformed by helping the princess turn Tirek, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow into stone.

The Last Problem

Discord makes some cameos in the finale of the show.


Me: Discord your fun is over!

Nico: We played all your devilish games and you are done!

Eli: And we cured all Twilight and Friends.

Evil Discord: Impressive, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. But answer this: What IS illusion? And what IS reality?

Evil Discord snapped his fingers and we were surrounded by mirrors.

Nico: Hmm.

Nico touched one of his reflections and it leaped out and punched him. But Nico grabbed his fist and destroyed it.

Evil Discord: Game's over Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: This game is just beginning.

I snapped my fingers and reverted everything back to normal and then my sword glowed with incredible rainbow brightness.

Me: As the God of Friendship, you are hereby sentenced to eternal servitude in our frenemies of The Masters of Evil and until you learn how to behave you are to be locked in stone until Vypra says so!

Me and the Ponies fired a massive rainbow magic blast and it hit Evil Discord and locked him in stone as a statue!


We then got the Saint Patrick's Day Party underway.

Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, Horsea, Jirachi, Tentacool, Ninetales, Eevee and Kingdra: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY!

Natilee: (Celtic Accent) And a good Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you too laddies.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: This is going to be one awesome St. Patrick's Day celebration today, and we also got an awesome party for this day, along with an awesome dinner, and so much more.

Lincoln: And I've got just the outfit for this one.

Lincoln was suddenly surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with shamrocks and symbols of St. Patrick's Day surrounding it. When it faded, we saw that Lincoln's long neck-length white hair remained the same, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on the bangs turned emerald green, his large orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts, and large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and the eight golden crosses with angelic runes circling around his feet on the floor remained the same, along with his jewelry. His large long-sleeved deep sapphire blue pants turned emerald green, his large white leather ankle-high combat boots turned black, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned emerald green, and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep emerald green.

We were amazed at Lincoln's St. Patrick's Day outfit.

Me: Whoa, awesome St. Patrick's Day-themed outfit, Lincoln.

Nico: Yeah, that's so awesome.

Lincoln: Thanks, guys.

Suddenly, we saw the girls in Lincoln's harem come out, and they were dressed in St. Patrick's Day-themed outfits, and the same went with the girls in my harem and Nico's harem.

Lincoln: Wow, girls, you look amazing.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Lincoln. Rarity and Leni made these outfits for us for St. Patrick's Day.

Mollie (Loud House): We also found some emeralds for the outfits, as well.

Nico: Whoa, awesome.

We were about to do traditional Irish dances, and of course, also the couples are also dancing together.

Lincoln: May I have this dance, my dears?

Twilight Sparkle: Such a gentlemen.

Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones danced with the girls in his harem, and I did the same with the girls in my harem, and Nico did the same with May and the girls in his harem. It was so awesome. Plus, we've also kept Sancho and the Party Birds out of the Estate and out of the party, and they were really peeved big time that we kicked them out.

Then, Lincoln was about to sing Scarborough Fair, as we saw the background change to the green lush land of Ireland, and right behind him was the 15th century castle, Blarney Castle.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt (in the deep forest green)
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
(Tracing of sparrow on snow-crested ground)
Without no seams nor needle work
(Bedclothes the child of the mountain)
Then she'll be a true love of mine
(Sleeps unaware of the clarion call)
Tell her to find me an acre of land
(A sprinkling of leaves)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
(Washes the grave with silvery tears)
Between the salt water and the sea strands
(And polishes a gun)
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
(Blazing in scarlet battalions)
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
(Generals order their soldiers to kill)
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
(A cause they've long ago forgotten)
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

When Lincoln was done, we all cheered wildly, and the girls in Lincoln's harem had tears in their eyes and smiles on their faces, and then, Lincoln went to each of them, and he hugged and kissed them on their lips and they also returned the kiss and hug.

Nico: Lincoln, that was so awesome!

Me: Plus, the castle we saw in the background was the 15th century castle, Blarney Castle. One of the famous ancient castles in Ireland, and home to the legendary Blarney Stone.

Laney: A perfect start to St. Patrick's Day, awesome.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet an interesting one. I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer that is like Ultimate Aggregor.

We gasped!

Me: WHOA! A Gene-Slammer that is a fusion of all 5 of the Andromeda 5 when they were merged with Aggregor!?

Eli: That would be amazing to see!

Nico: It sure would.

Laney: Wow! A fusion of an Orishan, Geochelone Aerio, Prypiatosian-B, Talpaedon and an Amperi. That would be one interesting fusion.

Me: So it will be 1 teammate for each of the 5 Elemental Forces: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and Lightning.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: Wow!

Nico: Let's get everything ready.

Me: Yes sir!

We got everything ready and hooked up all kinds of green decorations and more.

Nico: The only person banned from drinking today is J.D.

Me: And I swore I would NEVER touch another drop of alcohol ever again.

Nico: Good.

Vypra and all the Masters of Evil came.

Vypra: Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone.

Me: Same to you guys.

Dark Spicer: I'm ready to get down and party like the Irish.

Laney: Me too!

Pinkie: Let's party!

We got to partying!

Natliee was singing Scarborough Fair.

Natilee: (Singing Divinely)

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
He once was a true love of mine
Tell him to make me a cambric shirt
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needle work
Then he'll be a true love of mine
Have him wash it in yonder dry well
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Where ne'er a drop of water e'er fell
And then he'll be a true love of mine
Tell him to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between salt water and the sea strands
Then he'll be a true love of mine
Tell him to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then he'll be a true love of mine
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
He once was a true love of mine

We saw the room turn into an Irish Landscape and it was beautiful.

Next Natilee was playing Cry of The Celts and it was a Riverdance song and Laney, May and Dark Spicer were dancing gracefully to it and we were having a great time with that one.

Nico: Guys, I've got a good strategy for each day of the Ridonculous Race.

Me: Lets here it man.

Eli: I have a feeling this will be fun.

Natilee was then singing Croi Croga by Clannad.

Natilee: (Singing in Irish Gaelic)

Fuair Rí na hAlbanna, Bás. Faraor
Gan mac ar an tsaoil seo
Tháinig fear as an deisceart
Rí Éamonn a hAon
Ó, págánach cruálach
Throid an slua
Uaisle is ísleacht
Eatarthu féin
Rinne dearmad go choíche
'bPatronach féin
Seo finscéal
D'éag an Rí
Gan mac ar an tsaoil seo
Bhí 'n teideal ag Éamonn
Throid na hóganaigh
Daoine is tiarnaí
Eatarthu féin
Curadh go scithiúil
A sheas i saghas cogaigh
Curadh gan anam
Curadh gan dóigh
'Crochadh tríocha
Tríocha gan uaisleacht
Agus buachaillí a bhí óg
Croí crualach
Finscéal beo
D'fháiscigh an mhaorgacht
Ó mbriathra na hAlbanna
Sé mbliain a bhí cróga
Cróga go leor
Íobair an láimh' seo
Ró-Casta, ró-bhrónach
Scairt siad a shaoirse
Fear a bhí cróga
Croí cróga

The room turned into a magnificent Irish castle and it was breathtaking. We cheered for that.

Fiona Hernandez: Wow! That was amazing!

Nico: Yep. I've decided that each pairing can get their time to shine for each day before the finale. Here are the pairings as follows:

Arkayna and Shu
Rainbow Dash and Ish
Twilight and Nate
Tecna and Maggie Peyton
Piper and Mikey Kudo
Bloom and Yost Reed
Georgina and Cody Burns
Rice and Marty
Kendra and Charlie Brown
Emerald and 2012 Leo
Sydney and UA Iron Man

Me: Those are brilliant! We'll have to figure out what we're going to do in each of the challenges there in the entire competition. This will be fun though.

Rainbow Dash: It sure will be awesome though.

Nico: Do we even know where we're going though?

Me: Don said it's a surprise the whole way. But it will be awesome though.

Eli: I'm looking forward to it though.

Laney: Same with me.

Poromon: (to Poliwag quietly) Got the beer?

Poliwag: (Nods)

He pulls out a bunch of bottles.

Natilee was then singing Caislean Oir by Clannad.

Natilee: (Singing in Irish Gaelic)

Thart orainn
Reált geal san oíche
Tá'n fharraige chiúin agus suaimhneas sa ghaoth
An fharraige chiúin ina codladh sa ghaoth
Thíos sa ghleann an ghleann an cheo
Riocht na gréine i gCaisleán Ã? ir
Tá'n fharraige chiúin agus suaimhneas sa ghaoth
An fharraige chiúin ina codladh sa ghaoth
Thart orainn
Reált geal san oíche
Tá'n fharraige chiúin agus suaimhneas sa ghaoth
An fharraige chiúin ina codladh sa ghaoth
Driocht a mheall na daoine roinn
Soilse geala i gCaisleán Ã? ir
Tá'n fharraige chiúin agus suaimhneas sa ghaoth
An fharraige chiúin ina codladh sa ghaoth
Thart orainn
Reált geal san oíche
Tá'n fharraige chiúin agus suaimhneas sa ghaoth
An fharraige chiúin ina codladh sa ghaoth

We saw the room turn into the ocean and it was amazing.
Nicole Knudson: Wow! That is amazing.
Nico: (smells something) J.D., is that you?
Me: Huh? No I didn't let one rip.
Nico: No not that. I smell alcohol.
Me and Nico gasp.
Me and Nico: Oh sweet Irish Gold!
In came Poromon, Manaphy, Horsea and Poliwag DRUNK AS LOONS!

Natilee then was singing Drunken Sailor by the Irish Rovers.

Natilee: (Singing Divinely)

What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Nico: That song fits perfectly for the mascots drunk.

Me: Thank God they didn't get drunk like how Mabusheena did in Kiramagers.

Eli: Oh God that was so funny!

Varie: I've never seen anyone act that crazy in that show!

Maria: (sighs) At least they didn't offer the beer to any younger kids.

Nico: Yeah that's true.

Eli: Yep.

May: Manaphy, are you okay?

Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) I'm just fine mama. (HIC)

Nico: Oh boy.

Fiona Hernandez: May I do a song Natilee?

Natilee: Sure Fiona.

She chose Téir abhaile riú by Celtic Woman.

The song played.

Fiona Hernandez: (Singing Divinely)

Look how the light of the town
The lights of the town are shining now
Tonight I'll be dancing around
I'm off on the road to Galway now
Look how she's off on the town
She's off on a search for sailors though
There's fine fellas here to be found
She's never been one to stay at home
Home you'll go and it's there you'll stay
And you've work to do in the morning
Give up your dream of going away
Forget your sailors in Galway
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Come now and follow me down
Down to the lights of Galway where
There's fine sailors walking the town
And waiting to meet the ladies there
Watch now he'll soon be along
He's finer than any sailor so
Come on now pick up your spoons
He's waiting to hear you play them WHOOO!
Here today and she's gone tomorrow
And next she's going to Galway
Jiggin' around and off to town
And won't be back until morning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Off with a spring in my step
The sailors are searching Galway for
A young lady such as myself
For reels and jigs and maybe more
Stay here and never you mind
The lights of the town are blinding you
The sailors they come and they go
But listen to what's reminding you
Handsome men surrounding you
Dancing a reel around you
Home you'll go and it's there you'll stay
And you've work to do in the morning
Give up your dream of going away
Forget your sailors in Galway
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Listen to the music flow
I'm falling for the flow of home
I'm home to dance till dawning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Stay a while and we'll dance together now
As the light is falling
We'll reel away till the break of day
And dance together till morning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhail gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Do Mhargadh de - do mhargadh déanta

Eli and Nunnally danced and Laney and Joey were dancing too.

Lincoln and the girls were dancing too.

When the song was done we cheered wildly.

Nico: Fiona that was great!

Me: I think you 4 have had enough.

I snapped my fingers and the mascots were back to normal.

Maria: Horsea, what did you think?

Horsea: Really great Maria! Fiona has a great voice.

Lana: She sure does.

Lynn Sr.: (Irish Accent) Time for the Saint Patrick's day feast lads!

Nico: Oh boy!

Poliwag: Nice accent, Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Thanks Poliwag.

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) I thought it was great laddies.

Me: It sure was Lucille.

We got to eating and we had Shepherd's Pie, Soda Bread, Corned Beef and Cabbage Stew, Beef Stew, Cured Salmon, Bread Pudding, Seafood Chowder and more.

Me: Mmm. The seafood chowder is delicious.

Nico: So is the Corned Beef and Cabbage Stew.

Eli: I like the Cured Salmon.

Nico: Poromon, please share the food with everyone.

Poromon: Okay.

He gave Poliwag some Bread Pudding.

Poliwag: Thank you Poromon.

Poromon: You're welcome.

Catherine Iroh: So Sakura have you now officially had Ireland Food?

Sakura Avalon: I sure have and it's really amazing.

Madison Taylor: It sure is delicious.

Me: It sure is.

Horsea: What can I eat?

Maria: Want some shellfish?

Horsea: Sure.

Maria gave Horsea oysters on the half shell and she loved them.

Manaphy: Same some for me!

Horsea did so.

Robyn (Wolfwalkers): (Irish Accent) It's all really amazing.

Me: It sure is Robyn.

Marie Hernandez: I think it all is amazing.

Nico: It sure is.

Nico: You're still free to get some, Poromon.

Poromon: Thanks Nico.

He took 3 oysters.

Bart: At least this wasn't like what happened with Martin's party where he had oysters instead of cake. (Season 8 Episode 19)

Me: Boy I remember that one. That was crazy. Martin I'm sorry your birthday went south back then.

Martin Prince: Oh it's all right J.D. But it was still a fun birthday back then.

Eli: We're just sorry everyone got sick from eating oysters like that.

Nico: Yeah that was crazy.

Laney: Yeah. Lisa did you eat the oysters?

Lisa Simpson: No I'm a vegetarian and I just wanted to leave.

Laney: Oh.

William: This holiday is the perfect break from battles for us.

Nico: You said it William. But it's not over yet. We have a rest in the Bahamas before we go to the U.A. Marvel universe on the 19th.

Me: The calm before the storm.

Sydney: I hope Tony and everyone are all right.

Me: (Puts hand on her shoulder) They'll be fine Sydney. We'll help Tony come to his senses and repeal the SRA. Until then all we can do is wait.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Yeah. (To the viewers) Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you all and I hope you have a wonderful time. (Irish Accent) And may the luck of the Irish be with you all.

I pulled out a set of bagpipes and played an Irish ballad as the camera irised in with a 4 leaf clover with HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY around it.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY TO YOU ALL! I hope you have a lot of fun today and enjoy the Irish fun. The first part was for the Bionicle city of Le Metru and it was awesome. The second part was for the Earthworm 2 level Lorenzen's Soil and we went after Pedro Pupa and it was awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be on the Island of Mata Nui and Nico, Aang, Katara, Toph, Zuko and Azula, me Eli, Laney, Varie and Lola are going to face the rest of the Bohrok and also meet a fusion Gene-Slammer of an Orishan, Geochelone Aerio, Prypiatosian-B, Talpaedon and Amperi named Gaia Smythe and it's gonna be an interesting one. Also she is from Nico's geography class. Lincoln's next rescue is gonna be in the world of Earthworm Jim again and we're going to face Big Bruty and also recruit him for the M.O.E. and we're going to also meet a Mecha Phantom Beast Concoruda gene-slammer named Cora Hollinshead and she is gifted at the Arcade and is one of Lincoln's awesome Guardian Angels. Also she has another horrible and nasty revelation but this time it's about Dimmsdale's local bully Francis. The next chapter is gonna be for a vacation to the Bahamas for some R&R before we go to the world of U.A. Marvel to help the U.A. Marvel Heroes take down the Fold and SHIELD that is corrupted by the Fold.

See you all tomorrow.