Get ready for a Race around the world


In the world of Lego, Nico, Marinette and Kai were walking through the world.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Marinette.

Marinette: No problem Nico. This will be so awesome to see. But this world of Lego is really awesome.

Nico: It sure is and it looks awesome.

Kai: Boy it sure does. This must be the Lego World for DC Comics.

Nico: Aw sweet! I've always wanted to come to this part of the Lego World.

Marinette: This is so cool!

Nico: Marinette, I'll never regret meeting you back in early 2019.

Marinette: Me neither Nico. That was so fun. And you all came and helped us later that year.

Kai: Wow that must've been awesome.

Nico: It was. But it was a tough mission too.

Marinette: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: And in the process, we made a team for all the Miraculous users.

Marinette: That was awesome. Wait look!

They looked up and saw a ship and it was that of the Lego version of BRAINIAC!


Brainiac is the main antagonist in the LEGO DC Universe film, Lego Justice League Cosmic Clash, voiced by Phil Lamarr.

Brainiac appears at the beginning of the movie, where his ship appears before a planet that is shrunken down and placed inside a glass jar. As Brainiac is about to put it in his collection, however, he trips and it accidentally flattens. Brainiac decides to replace the damaged planet by collecting the planet Earth instead.

Upon arriving Earth, Brainiac comes face to face with the Justice League. After their battle in space, Superman tosses Brainiac's ship far away from orbit.

After Brainiac returns to his home planet, Brainiac Prime, he orders one of his robot kind, Brainiac 1.4, to fix his broken ship. Brainiac then come across two underlings of himself, Brainiac 1.2 and 1.3, who both envy Brainiac of his superiority over them as they mock at his ship's soot marks that resembles a black eye and a mustache from his battle with the Justice League. Brainiac tells his underlings it's nothing he can't handle as he embarks a smaller version of his ship. As Brainiac disembarks from his planet, Brainiac 1.2 and 1.3 devise a way to destroy him to take over.

Once Brainiac returns to Earth, he comes across Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern. This time, he blasts them with a ray sending them across time as Brainiac indicated them as a threat to him the most. Brainiac then broadcasts a worldwide message, telling the people of Earth that he will use his drones to scan everyone and then catalyze them before he shrinks the planet and places it in his collection.

As Flash and Batman travel back in time to save the Justice League, Cyborg calls upon Supergirl to help him fight Brainiac's drones. While the heroes destroy his drones in their scanning process, Brainiac becomes outraged by it and activate's his drone's defense systems.

Brainiac soon discovers Green Lantern and Wonder Woman who are returned to the present by Batman and have helped Cyborg and Supergirl finish off the last of his drones. Brainiac contacts Brainiac 1.2 and 1.3 and asks them the progress of his ship's repairs. Brainiac 1.3 sarcastically tells him it's nice to see him too after his sudden attitude with them. Brainiac tells him he didn't mean that as he says he's in the middle of something. Brainiac 1.2 mocks him as he says they are also in the middle of something. He then tells Brainiac his ship is almost complete and will bring it to him once it is ready. As Brainiac hung up on them, he presses a button on his ship's controls, blasting a ray down upon the Justice League, opening a portal that several dinosaurs are seen coming out of.

Meanwhile, Batman and Flash travel to the future to save Superman there. Upon arriving, they discover Metropolis is now destroyed as Brainiac took over the future. Brainiac's drones appear and attack the time machine, sending Flash back to the present and leaving Batman stranded. Just then, Batman comes face to face with Superman merged with Brainiac who knew Batman's intentions to save the other two heroes and made sure he used Superman to stop him in the future. As Brainiac Superman is about to destroy Batman, he is stopped by Legion of Superheroes: Lightning Lad, Cosmic Boy and Saturn Girl, who helps Batman escape from him.

Brainiac Superman later runs into the Legion of Superheroes after they destroy Brainiac's drones to lure him and defeats them with ease, although it was actually an illusion made by Saturn Girl. He then finds Batman in the Batcave where Batman dons his Bat-Gorilla suit and fights Brainiac Superman with. Although Batman struggles, he manages to trick Brainiac Superman into opening a vault containing Kryptonite, which Brainiac Superman congratulates Batman for planning ahead when Superman turns evil. However, Batman reveals that the Kryptonite's not part of his plan as he places a sunlight device on his suit, blasting Brainiac Superman with sunlight from. However, Brainiac manages to resist it and is about to finish Batman as he holds a giant penny in his hand. As Brainiac tells Batman his friend Superman is gone forever, Superman manages to fight back against Brainiac and frees himself from his control. Superman is then sent to the present as he remembers who he is, but Batman is still stranded in the future. That is until the Legion of Superheroes appear in a time machine.

Back in the present, after the heroes imprisoned the dinosaurs in a green cage made by Green Lantern, Superman appears before them and congratulates them. As the heroes realizes that Batman is missing, however, Brainiac laughs triumphantly as he got rid of him. He then receives a message saying his ship is repaired. Once Brainiac arrives on his ship, Brainiac 1.2 and 1.3 are there and presents him with a shrink ray device. As they give it to him, however, Brainiac already discovers the device to be a b*** trap made for him, and he destroys his underlings for it. He then places the shrink ray device in his head and uses it to shrink the Earth and place it inside a bottle. Fortunately, Batman returns to the present after he used a time machine from the Legion of Superheroes.

The Justice League are each seen flying in their own jets as they fly from the Earth and to the lid of the bottle where they escape from. The lid of the bottle rolls over to Brainiac's feet, which Brainiac soon discovers the heroes have escaped. As Brainiac attempts to shrink the heroes as they swarm around him, Batman enters Brainiac's head and discovers the shrink ray inside there. As Batman leaps out of Brainiac's head, his and the Justice League's ships combine together to form a robot they call Mecha Leaguer, which Supergirl points out is almost the size of Brainiac. Mecha Leaguer fights Brainiac with ease, but Brainiac refuses to give up and attempts to blast them out of existence with his shrink ray. However, as he soon blasts them, he discovers he actually blasted them with his growth ray that Batman had reconfigured and programmed to self destruct after he entered Brainiac's mind, causing them and their world to grow. As the Earth continues to grow, Brainiac's ship breaks apart, and Brainiac is left faced with a giant sized Mecha Leaguer. After Brainiac loses his purpose in collecting planets, he programs himself to self destruct as he begins to count down from ten. Batman, on the other hand, asks Brainiac if collecting is his purpose. Brainiac says affirmative as he still continues the countdown. Batman tells Brainiac to stop after he says he has a solution.

Brainiac is later seen in a jailcell, observing a penny that he adds to his new collection of coins. As the Justice League are watching him from the Hall of Justice, Flash wonders if Brainiac will collect all coins. Batman tells him it's impossible as he says that new coins are made every year, which will never end Brainiac's collection.


Nico: Awesome! That's the Lego version of Brainiac.

Marinette: Ooh this will be awesome.

Kai: I can't wait to kick his blocky butt!

Nico: Marinette, now would be a good time to go Ladybug.

Marinette: Lets get him! TIKKI! SPOTS ON! HA!

She turned into Ladybug!

Nico: Time to give this Blocky Brainwashing Buttkissing Freak a taste of (GOES SUPER SAIYAN) Super Saiyan Fury!

They flew up to Lego Brainiac!

Ladybug: If any other villains are present, we may need their help.

Kai: We've been getting good at it lately.

Nico: Boy we sure have been haven't we. But we need to use that only in desperate times and not on every mission.

Ladybug: Yeah you're right.

Nico flew over and then…

KRASMAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!

Nico smashed through Brainiac's ship and shattered it into a million pieces!

Lego Brainiac fell to the ground.

Marinette: That did it!

Nico: Is there anyone else here?

Kai: Don't see anyone.

They landed in front of him.

Lego Brainiac: You think you can stop me!? I am the most powerful intelligence in the universe and I have no equal in terms of intellect and I will make sure you tremble before me!

Nico: Ah shut up!

?: YEAH You're giving us headaches!

A hammer made of bricks with eyes smashed him into a pulpy pancake! Then it reformed into a Segmentasapien.

Nico: Whoa a Segmentasapien!

Segmentasapien: (In a girls voice) Been a while Nico.

Nico: Iris? Iris Brockman? Wow it has been a while.

She reverted back and she was a girl with magenta hair and was wearing different colored clothes.

Iris Brockman: This version of Brainiac is never gonna be as good as the one that I know. And you should see what I did to that one.

Nico: Wait you caught Brainiac from our universe?

Iris Brockman: Yep.

She held out a jar and in it was Brainiac in a special neutralizing jar.

Nico: Wow! You caught Brainiac.

Marinette: That is so awesome.

Kai: Yep it sure is.

Nico: What about Lego Batman and the others?

Iris Brockman: They are over on the planets of the Lanterns. While they are away I was sent to pulverize this ugly blockhead.

Nico: Awesome! Wow they really have no idea that Brainiac met his match.

Kai: You got that right.

Nico: You think we should tell that what happened just now?

Marinette: Yeah we should.

Kai: Yeah.

Marinette: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Iris Brockman: My favorite memory would have to be where me and Nico were working on awesome furniture and we made a really beautiful bunch of furniture sets and they were great. We made all kinds of luxurious furniture too.

Nico: We sure did.

Nico and Iris then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Iris Brockman: Me too Nico.

Lego Brainiac: BLECH! Get a room you two!

WHAM!

Marinette bashed him on the head with a hammer she made from her Lucky Charm.

Lego Brainiac: (Stupidly and Dazed) Mommy can you read me the story of the pony?

Marinette: He sure doesn't know how to shut up.

Nico: Hit him again.

KRABLAM! KRABLAM KRABLAM!

He was flattened worse than a pancake!

They later came home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Robin, and Flash are heading to The Simulator, this time the location is O-Town, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we're also going to pulverize the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, Lincoln especially, since he's got a brutal score to settle with that permanently wedgied grouchy toad for almost ruining his date and bombarding us with garbage last year. I am still in bed because I am worn out from the battle with the Fold yesterday.

Lincoln also invited The Masters of Evil and Bulma for this one, and they're also wanting to pulverize the Simulator version of Ed Bighead. The Simulator activated, and we were in O-Town.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in O-Town, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we're also going to brutally pulverize the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, me especially, since I've got a brutal score to settle with that permanently wedgied grouchy toad for almost ruining my date and bombarding us with garbage last year.

Nico: You got that right, big guy.

Eli: This is going to be one wild fight, and we had to take twenty showers to get the garbage and smell out.

Lincoln: And none of us are going to show that Simulator version of Ed Bighead any mercy. While our Ed Bighead's now on a tight leash, thanks to The Masters of Evil and Mrs. Bighead, the Simulator version of Ed Bighead's going straight to jail.

Vypra: Good thinking, Lincoln, and thanks for inviting us, Robin, Flash, and Bulma for this one.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Vypra. Plus, since this involves Ed Bighead, it makes sense to also involve Bulma for this one.

Bulma: That toad's going to get it big time.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help, along with hearing maniacal laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been tied up by the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, and he's about to dump them in a pool of lava.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been tied up by the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, and he's about to dump them in a pool of lava.

?: That permanent wedgied toad, let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw the Water Girl Duel Monster appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Grace Lorelai. But, we'll have to talk later. Right now, we've got to save the seventeen girls, and then, I'm going to pulverize that permanently wedgied toad into pulp.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, and he freed the seventeen girls who got to safety. When the Simulator version of Ed Bighead saw us, he was already seeing red.

Lincoln: You and I have a brutal score to settle, Bighead. You're going to pay for almost ruining my date and bombarding us with garbage last year.

Eli and Nico: Yeah, you permanently wedgied, bad-tempered, wart-covered toad!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, The Masters of Evil, Bulma, Robin, Flash, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln and Bulma pulverized him with powerful punches and kicks, and he and Electro electrocuted him with powerful blasts of lightning and rainbow super lightning. This made Simulator Ed Bighead so mad, he was about to attack us. But, before he could, he jammed his foot on a rock, and it caused him so much pain.

Simulator Ed Bighead: Ow, Ooh! Ow! My [dolphin chirps] foot! What [dolphin chirps] genius put a [dolphin chirps] rock in a [dolphin chirps] path?! Can't you see I got a [boat horn no. 1] foot here?! Oh! [seal bark. Continues saying a bunch of swear words, censored out by seagulls, foghorns, ship bells, etc.]

At this moment, Lily and Lincoln were counting the swear words.

Lincoln: Five, six, seven...

Simulator Ed Bighead: ...a whole lotta [old-style foghorn] and with a side of [dolphin chirp], a heapin' helpin' of [ship's bell] and a boatload of [boat horn no. 4]...

Lily Loud: Nine...

Simulator Ed Bighead: Ooh [seal bark, seagull squawk] crabbin' [SpongeBob's alarm clock] Ooh-hoo-uh! [cries in pain]

Lily Loud: That's all the 13 bad words that Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs told me about!

WHAT A POTTY MOUTH!

We gasped in shock and surprise. Then, Lincoln grabbed Simulator Ed Bighead's mouth, and he began washing his mouth out with bar soap, and Lincoln then tied Simulator Ed Bighead in a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains, and threw him in an isolated cell in Solitary Confinement in the Jupiter Prison, where he was then chained to the wall with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium Chains. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: That's it for that miserable toad. (To Grace Lorelai) And it's so good to see you again, Grace Lorelai.

Grace Lorelai: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Grace Lorelai, and they hugged, and Grace Lorelai was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were fifteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Grace Lorelai: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Grace Lorelai, she came to Michigan from Hawaii, she's known as a great dancer, and she has a really awesome talent to use martial arts with dancing.

We were surprised at that last part Lincoln told us.

Nico: (Surprised) Really?! I can't wait to see that in action.

Grace Lorelai: And there's also something you guys should know: I'm pregnant, but there's also a very horrible revelation about Ms. Hoover, and why she's so depressed.

We were shocked not only at the revelation of Grace Lorelai being pregnant, but also the very horrible revelation about Ms. Hoover, and why she's so depressed.

Eli: Whoa, we'll have to hear about that later.

Lincoln: Same here, right now, let's get you back to normal, Grace. Boys, cover your eyes, and Nicole, you know what to do?

Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Grace Lorelai was reverting back to normal. Grace Lorelai is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with short neck-length light green hair, green lipstick, ocean blue eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive light green angel wings with ocean blue tips on the large light green feathers, as she reigned in the power of Water Girl. We also saw that she had a stomach bump, the sign that she was pregnant.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Grace?

Grace Lorelai: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Grace Lorelai her new wardrobe, a sleeveless light blue midriff top, blue skirt, light blue sandals, a long sleeveless light blue trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails with the Water Girl on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Water Girl-themed sword with Water Girl etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized light blue blade, large green angel wings for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large light blue gems surrounded by green angel wings for the pommel.

Grace Lorelai: Wow, I love the outfits you made for us, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Grace Lorelai's neck with light blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Grace Lorelai: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Grace.

Grace Lorelai had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed Grace Lorelai on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The seventeen girls are Mikura Suzuki from Mezzo Forte, Nanami Nitta and Kurumi Minami from Cafe Junkie, Annerose Vajra from Koutetsu no Majo Annerose, Carrera the Succubus, Rati the Succubus, and Mercedes the Succubus from Viper GTS, Hinano, Kaname, Serori, Tomoe, Takane, and Umi Hiiragi from Nee, Chanto Shiyou Yo!, Mylene Hoffman from 009-1, Alice Minazuki, Juri Yagami, and Rena Otori from Alice in Cyberland.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mikura Suzuki, Nanami Nitta, Kurumi Minami, Annerose Vajra, Carrera the Succubus, Rati the Succubus, Mercedes the Succubus, Hinano, Kaname, Serori, Tomoe, Takane, and Umi Hiiragi, Mylene Hoffman, Alice Minazuki, Juri Yagami, and Rena Otori.

Nicole Knudson: From Mezzo Forte, Cafe Junkie, Koutetsu no Majo Annerose, Viper GTS, Nee, Chanto Shiyou Yo!, 009-1, and Alice in Cyberland, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mikura Suzuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mikura Suzuki and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Mikura Suzuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mikura Suzuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mikura Suzuki, Nanami Nitta, Kurumi Minami, Annerose Vajra, Carrera the Succubus, Rati the Succubus, Mercedes the Succubus, Hinano, Kaname, Serori, Tomoe, Takane, and Umi Hiiragi, Mylene Hoffman, Alice Minazuki, Juri Yagami, and Rena Otori with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We exit the Simulator, and we told everyone of what happened in the Simulator version of O-Town, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was the Simulator version of Ed Bighead.

But, when Lincoln showed everyone what he and all of us did to the Simulator version of Ed Bighead, not to mention everyone laughing hysterically when they saw Lincoln washing the Simulator version of Ed Bighead's mouth when we heard him saying the 13 bad words that Mr. Krabs talked about, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Grace Lorelai now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.


After throwing the Simulator version of Ed Bighead in the Jupiter Prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Grace Lorelai saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Grace Lorelai: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Grace, and now, I can also defend myself.

Grace Lorelai: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Grace, so can you tell us about how you got pregnant, and about that horrible revelation about Ms. Hoover and why she's so depressed?

Grace Lorelai: Gladly. Well, the first revelation of how I got pregnant isn't a good one, when I turned sixteen, I was out having fun with my friends, and after a night of fun, we were heading home. But then, we got ambushed by a couple of teenage boys, and we wound up getting drugged and even worse, I got (Gulps) raped.

We gasped in shock from that.

Lincoln: What?! That's horrible!

Eli: My God.

Nico: Those lowlife slimeballs! How dare they?!

Grace Lorelai: I ran home and told my parents what happened, and they were horrified. They called the cops and the boys got arrested and put in prison, and since they'd also had previous records of rape, they're now serving Life Sentences without Parole. I did a pregnancy test, and when the results came back positive, my heart sank, that rapist impregnated me. When I told my parents and the Louds of what happened, everyone was shocked. Lincoln comforted me and we had a talk on what to do, I didn't want to be humiliated by what those rapists did to me, but to know that I'm now pregnant at sixteen, my future was now doomed.

Lincoln: It was really bad, guys. Then, we found out that Grace ran away and she wrote a note saying that she couldn't bear the fact that she's now pregnant at sixteen, and worse, raped at sixteen, and she decided to leave Royal Woods, and we were really heartbroken by that, and it was also at that time that she got Gene-Slammed by those Team Rocket scientists.

Nico: Whoa.

Grace Lorelai: But, now that I'm back, I decided that I'm going to raise the baby, but he'll need a father figure.

Lincoln: That's where I come in, Grace. I promise you, the baby will have a happy life as a member of our family, and I'll be a great father to the child.

Lynn Sr.: He's right about that, Grace.

Grace Lorelai: Yeah, you're right about that, Mr. Lynn, since I did meet Lincoln's kids, and I saw that Lincoln's a great father to them.

Lincoln: Thanks, Grace. So, what's this horrible revelation about Ms. Hoover, Lisa Simpson's teacher from Springfield Elementary?

Grace Lorelai: Well, you know why she's so depressed all the time? Well, I found out that she's been worn down by her years in the public school system, and is therefore unable to retain an enthusiastic attitude during her job, although she does show premises of it on some occasions. But, as much as Hoover is concerned for the future of the children, she hates her job and seems overwhelmed with stress, seeking whatever remedies she can to alleviate it. Hoover is often seen smoking even while teaching, even under a "No Smoking" sign in the assembly hall. She also occasionally drinks on the job. Her desperate attempts to regain her stability include rushing out of class to recite "Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean" with her eyes closed, and even, on two occasions, getting into her car and driving off.

We gasped at the sudden revelation, including Lisa Simpson.

Eli: Whoa, now that's one serious revelation.

Nico: So, that's why she's so depressed all the time, the public school system in Springfield has worn her down over the years, and she's tried desperate measures to alleviate it, and they're incredibly dangerous and of course, risky especially since it'll mean breaking school rules.

Lincoln: This is really bad, this is because of the public school system in Springfield that Ms. Hoover has been worn down over the years.

Eli: Is there a way to help her?

Nico: She could've retired or quit, but something kept her from quitting. But, we'll find out just what to do with this situation later. I don't know why, but the world of two of Lincoln's many future wives is going to merge with ours, and we're going to face two more of the Shadow Warriors.

We then got a shower, and suddenly, a bright light descended on our world, and we covered our eyes. Then, as the bright light faded, we uncovered our eyes, and to our surprise, the world of Burning Rangers, the world of two of Lincoln's many future wives, Chris Partn and Tillis, has merged with ours.

Lincoln: Wow, Chris, Tillis, your world has merged with ours.

Chris Partn: That's so awesome.

Tillis: It sure is.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he then found out that the muscular mutants, Bimmy and Jammy, are here and are causing havoc. Plus, we also saw they're fighting the twin brothers, Billy and Jimmy Lee.

Lincoln: Oh man, the muscular mutants, Bimmy and Jammy, are here and are causing havoc. And we're also in for another awesome surprise: Billy and Jimmy Lee are here, and they're fighting the two mutants.

Chris Partn: We've got to put a stop to those two mutants, and give Billy and Jimmy a hand.

Tillis: Yeah, we can't let those two mutants continue to go on a rampage here in Gotham Royal York.

Lincoln: You're right. Come on, let's go.

We then flew out, and Lincoln fired two powerful rainbow energy balls with elemental forces, which hits Bimmy and Jammy. When Billy and Jimmy Lee saw us, they were surprised to see us.

Billy Lee: Oh, no way, Team Loud Phoenix Storm's here.

Jimmy Lee: And from what we've heard, they've been taking down some of the Shadow Warriors.

Lincoln: You guys heard right. (Kung Fu bow) and it's an honor to meet you both.

Billy Lee: You too, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Leave your mutant versions to me, Chris, and Tillis. We'll take them down and put them in prison.

Chris Platn: Yeah, let's get them.

Lincoln, Chris Platn, and Tillis went after Bimmy and Jammy, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo at Abobo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the mutant twins. Then, they brutally pummeled and overwhelmed the mutant twins with powerful punches, kicks, and powerful martial arts, and they knocked them down and defeated them.

Lincoln: Now, to get these two to their new prison.

Lincoln tied the mutants up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and he beams them to the Masters of Evil's prison. We cheered for the three of them for what they did.

Jimmy Lee: Wow, now that was awesome!

Billy Lee: Indeed, you guys definitely live up to your reputation as powerful warriors.

Lincoln: Thanks, guys. Say, do you want to join the team?

Jimmy Lee: We should've known you'd ask us that, alright then, consider us in, Lincoln.

Eli: Alright.

Nico: This is going to be so awesome having you guys in the team, and if we see any more of those Shadow Warriors running loose, we'll take them down once and for all.

We then returned home to the Estate, and not only did we take down Bimmy and Jammy, but we also now have Billy and Jimmy Lee as new members of the team.


In my room I was waking up.

Me: (Yawns) Man I sure was tired. The battle with the Fold really took it out of me.

Spike: It sure do.

Me: Oh morning Spike. How long was I asleep?

Spike: Ever since we won the battle. It took a lot of energy out of you.

Me: Man no kidding. That battle was intense.

I got up and got dressed.

Later it was time for Tahu's final Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Tahu, this mission might be your last chance to test out your Beyblade.

Tahu: I know. This will be still fun though my brother.

Nico: It sure will.

I came in and yawned.

Nico: Good morning J.D. Man you sure were tired after that battle.

Me: (Yawns) Man I sure used up a huge amount of energy yesterday.

Nico: No kidding man. But at least we got the job done.

Me: Yeah. Anyway I'm all set and ready to go on the Ambassador Mission.

Tahu: Then lets go.

Vakama: This will be so cool to meet Tyson and team.

We were off to Japan.

We arrived in Japan.

Tyson: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Tyson!

We fistbumped.

Tahu: Guys, meet the Toa Metru.

Vakama: Awesome to meet you all. My name is Vakama, Guardian of Ta-Metru.

Nokama: I'm Nokama, Guardian of Ga-Metru.

Matau: I'm Matau, Guardian of Le-Metru.

Onewa: I'm Onewa, Guardian of Po-Metru.

Whenua: I'm Whenua, Guardian of Onu-Metru.

Nuju: And I'm Nuju, Guardian of Ko-Metru.

Hilary: Wow! Awesome to meet you all.

Tyson: It sure is.

Tahu: Tyson, any bad guys causing trouble today?

Tyson: The Demolition Boys are up to no good.

Me: I haven't seen them in a while. And Boris must be back too.

Hilary: But you killed Boris.

Me: Yes I did but we have had many encounters with villains we killed before and they always come back for revenge.

Vakama: Alright, Tahu. You wanted to test your Beyblade out. Here's your chance.

?: And it'll be his last.

Me: Been a long time Boris!

Out came the Demolition Boys!


Beyblade
The team is introduced in the last part of the first season. They would face the Bladebreakers in Russia for the World Championship, as defending champions. However, the Bladebreakers were introduced to Boris and his training facility, at first. Kai, who felt something strange on that facility, decides to investigate the place. There, he recovered his memory and remembered that he was brought up there. He decides to join the Demolition Boys, in order to possess the power of the Black Dranzer.

Before facing the Bladebreakers, they face the All Starz and the White Tigers, who are easily defeated. Kai steals every bit beast from both teams, except for Kevin's Galman.

The team is now determined to win the Beyblade World Championship, so Voltaire and Boris can take over the world, by using the captured bit-beasts of their team's opponents. However, before the finals, Kai challenges the Bladebreakers, and is defeated by them. Now, he is back to the team, and ready to win the championship. Before the final match with the Bladebreakers, the Demolition Boys ambush them and they defeat Max in battle, taking Draciel away.

In the first round, Kai battled with Spencer. Spencer wins, and Kai loses his Dranzer. Then, Bryan faces Ray. After a very hard fight, Ray wins, although he gets seriously injured. For the final match, a "new and cyber-improved" (english dub only) Tala faces Tyson. He "chooses to lose" the first round, and then defeats Tyson in the next round, after creating a huge ice mountain around them. In the very last round, Tala reunites all his power in a single attack, but Tyson still manages to defeat him, after speaking to Dragoon. The game is over, all the stolen bit-beasts are returned and the Biovolt Corporation is closed.

Beyblade: G-Revolution
During the third season, their team name changed from Demolition to Blitzkrieg Boys, and Ian is no longer with the team. They invite Kai to join them. Kai, who was originally a member of the BBA Revolution, accepts, due to his will to defeat Tyson. Kai and Tala are chosen to be the main bladers of the team.

In the first match, they face the F-Dynasty and easily win. After, they face the BBA Revolution. As Tyson was not chosen by Hiro to fight this time, Kai lets his beyblade out of the stadium on purpose, just as his fight against Daichi starts (and not as coincidence, his beyblade almost hits Hiro). Tala then defeats Kenny, but loses to Daichi. When facing the PPB All Starz, Kai defeats Max, and Tala is quickly knocked out of the stadium by Rick, who later loses to Kai. Their next match is against the Barthez Battalion, whom they easily defeat.

After defeating them, they face the White Tigers. Although Tala easily defeats Lee, Kai has difficulties fighting with Ray, but he wins. For the final Match against the BBA Revolution, Kai challenges Spencer and Bryan to a fight, only to be as tired as Tyson, who had already fought with the F-Dynasty. Tala vs. Daichi match ends up as a tie, and the battle between Kai and Tyson lasts for two chapters of the anime. After a surreal fight in which they create global-scale effects, Tyson barely wins, and both beyblades are severely damaged (but later repaired).

When the BBA is mysteriously brought down and the new professional Beyblade league appears (Beyblade Entertainment Global Association, or BEGA) Tala, Bryan and Spencer attempt to close it down when they realize Boris is the man behind this. They face three amateur boys of the BEGA, and win. Then, Boris dares them to win against his top blader Garland. He says that if they win, he will close the Association. Garland quickly knocks Spencer and Bryan out of the stadium, and then he defeats Tala. Before a severely injured Tala faints, he reveals that the Barthez Battalion was the testing team for the BEGA, and that they were fortunately defeated, as Tyson showed them the right way to battle. Tala is sent to a hospital, where he lies unconscious. He wakes up in the last episode, to provide the power of Wolborg to Dragoon, so that Tyson can defeat Brooklyn. Only Tala remains for the rest of the series. Spencer and Bryan disappear from the show after Tala's devastating loss to Garland.

They all appear together again in the epilogue (original ending) walking by a crowd of cheering fans back in Russia and having reunited with their old member Ian.


Boris: You will pay for everything you did to me J.D.!

Me: You had it coming you monster! You were turning your Beybladers into weapons of evil to destroy anyone in your way.

Nico: You're a warmongering monster!

Tahu: That's right! And I will face you this time!

Boris: If I win, you hand over your Beyblade and your Kanohi Mask.

Tahu: And if I win you go to prison.

Me: For War Crimes.

Boris: Deal.

They got ready.

Tahu: This will be good.

Boris: Yes for you to be without your mask.

Me: Your overconfidence will be your undoing Boris.

Nico: Yeah!

3…2…1…

Tahu and Boris: LET IT RIP!

They unleashed their Beyblades and they were clashing all over.

Nico: Whoa.

Tahu: (Flares up fire aura) UNLEASH THE FIRESTORM PHOENIX!

Tahu had his Beyblade summon the FIRESTORM PHOENIX!

Boris: (Flares up dark aura.) GO ZEUS!

He summoned ZEUS THE DARK GOD!

Me: Oh man!

Tahu: FIRESTORM CALAMITY!

He had the Firestorm Phoenix fire blasts of fire and burn Zeus all over and then Boris was laughing like an insane lunatic!

Nico: GEEZ! He is fucked up in the head!

Me: His Beyblade is unstable! When I faced him and the Demolition Boys the first time they were using unstable enhanced Beyblades with Cybernetic Components and they were destroying their users minds.

Nico: That is REALLY PLAYING with fire!

Nokama: Not good there!

Nico: Tahu, you need to destroy that Beyblade. NOW!

Tahu: You got it my brother!

Vakama: Go Tahu!

Tahu flared up his fire aura and unleashed his Beyblade's full power and we felt a massive surge of energy!

Me: WHOA! What power!

Nico: Unreal!

Tahu's Beyblade then spun fast and then smashed through Boris's beyblade and destroyed it!

Me: YEAH!

Nokama: That did it!

Boris then fell to the ground defeated!

Tyson: Way to go Tahu!

Me: Not bad for your first time.

Tahu: Thanks brothers.

I went over to Boris and he held up his hands.

CLICK!

I slapped the cuffs on him.

Me: A deal is a deal Boris. All right boys take him away.

Interpol came and took him away.

Tyson: Tahu, you know how you call your friends brothers. Including us.

Tahu: Why do you ask?

Tyson: Well, believe it or not, ever since I first met you, I've come to you as an actual brother.

Tahu: I'm honored that you think that Tyson. And to me you are like a true brother to me too.

Tyson hugged him.

Hilary: But that was so awesome though. J.D. it was awesome to see you again after all this time.

Me: Well this isn't goodbye forever. We'll see each other again in May. And we're going to go on a great mission together.

Nico: That's right. You all introduced the team to Beyblades and they are so awesome.

Matau: They sure are cool. Everyone on the team should get a Beyblade.

Whenua: I agree. It'll be awesome to have everyone meet you all later on.

Kenny: It sure will be awesome though.

Me: Yes it will. We'll see each other on May 14th and it'll be an awesome adventure.

Hilary: Awesome! And J.D. we'll be rooting for you in the Ridonculous Race. If you see one of the Sore Losers, punch one of the in the face for me. Specifically Alejandro.

Me: With pleasure Hilary.

We later came back.

May: Hey guys, how did it go?

Me: Really awesome. Tahu tried out his Beyblade for the first time.

Nico: and he kicked Boris's butt.

Eli: Awesome!

May: Princess Luna, your Ambassador missions are next.

Princess Luna: This will be most fun to see. Wonder where I'll be going.

Nico: You'll like it.

Yost Magma: You're going to my world for those missions.

Me: Wow! The Yost X-Men world. I was told so many terrible things happening there because of the people's hatred towards mutants.

Yost Petra: Yeah it was awful.

Nico: Well it won't be pretty when we see it all.


Later we were beating up some bank robbers.

The Blue Jellyfish floated by a getaway car of some bank robbers.

Nico: Stop those robbers!

Laney: Yeah!

Lana: Yeah!

Aligned Sideswipe: Man, how dumb can you guys get?

Erika: It would've been smart of you to rob a bank in a city without any heroes.

Nico: Yeah you stupid morons!

Laney: You need to get a better life instead of robbing banks in a town where we will always stop you.

We smashed and pulverized them all over and arrested them.

Blot: Another bank robbery foiled.

Aligned Sideswipe: (uncharacteristically down) I guess.

Maria: Something wrong, Sideswipe? Usually, you're not this quiet after we bust crooks.

Aligned Sideswipe: Except I didn't get to do much. All I got to say was how dumb the robbers were. I didn't even get to say a clever line!

Laney: It's all right Sideswipe. You did your hardest though.

Nico: Yeah what's important is that we stopped them.

Eli: That's true.

Nico: Sideswipe, I think what you need is a few days off at Crown City.

Aligned Sideswipe: Really?

Groove: (catches on to Nico's plan) Yeah! Think of this as a way for you to clear your head.

Laney: A vacation.

Aligned Sideswipe: Yeah you're right. I could use one too.

Lincoln: Nico, why did you say all that? You know damn well that we're not gonna be here for about a week!

Cree Lincoln: I think I understand what Nico was doing. Gotham Royal York needs a hero or two protecting it. It might as well be Sideswipe.

Nico: You hit the nail right on the head Cree. Now it's time for us to get ready. The Ridonculous Race is on.

Me: Yep. Time for the awesome race. Lets deploy the TLPS Floating Fortress!

Nico: Yeah!

Then Angel, Webstor, Red Ghost, Skalamander, Rich Texan, Steam Smythe, Black Adam, Comic Book Guy, Doctor Octopus, and Girder appeared.

Angel: Can me, Webstor, Red Ghost, Skalamander, Rich Texan, Steam Smythe, Black Adam, Comic Book Guy, Doctor Octopus, and Girder go with you guys?

Nico: Absolutely! It's time for the Ridonculous Race.

Angel: Is it that time already? Wow! I hope it's not like the last one with the Midnight 13.

Me: Don't worry guys. I talked it over with Don and he said it's all right for all of us to participate in this one.

Rich Texan: This will be amazing for us.

Me: It sure will.

Snaptrap: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear in your next rescue?

Nico: Hmm. I'm hoping to meet a Chaulight Gene-Slammer next.

Shanan: Whoa! That's another one of the natural predators of the Pisciss Volann.

Eli: What does that one look like?

Shanan: It looks like a Pelican Gulper Eel but with teeth like those of a Dragonfish.

Shanan pulled up a picture of one and it was a really scary creature.

Nico: Yeah that's it!

Laney: Whoa! Scary.

Me: Yeah. But that's an interesting choice.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: So one of the Neptune Crusaders will go with me on that one.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Anyway lets head out.

Webstor: What's our first destination?

Me: We're going to Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬.

Nico: Cool! Lets head out!

We deployed the floating fortress and we were off to Kyrgyzstan!


BISHKEK, KYRGYZSTAN 🇰🇬


We arrived in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan and it was a beautiful city.

Nico: Here we are guys. Welcome to Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan.

Me: Wow! So beautiful.

Eli: It sure is. We've never been here before.

Laney: It's magnificent.

Black Adam: The Epic of Manas originated from here.

Jessie Knudson: Yep and that was a poem from the 18th century and it was about the interactions with the people of China and Kyrgyzstan.

Twilight Sparkle: That is really amazing.

Nate: It sure is.

Cybertron Crumplezone: Are there any sharks here?

Nico: No Crumplezone. There would be no sharks in the middle of central Asia.

John Bolton: Unless you count for me and my siblings.

Rarity: Oh that is so true.

Nico: They would also have to live in the Caspian Sea.

Laney: Yeah.

Eli: Isn't the Aral Sea not that far from here too?

Nico: Yeah but that sea is almost totally dried up now because of it being a landlocked sea and it's now a dry salt basin.

Rarity: That is strange.

We saw a huge lake and it was Lake Issyk-Kul.

Horsea: Look at all the fish!

Girder: You really like the water here, huh, Horsea?

Horsea: Yeah.

Me: Lake Issyk-Kul. It's so beautiful.

Nico: Yep. Lets get ready for the challenge.

We went back to the city and found a Don Tip Box.

Nico pressed the button and a travel tip came out.

Nico: (Reads it) Spiciness is where it's at. Eat the spiciest foods in all of Kyrgyzstan to receive your next travel tip.

Me: Now you're talking!

William: Guess we got our first challenge.

Hard Man: Shouldn't be that hard, No pun intended.

Nico: Yep.

But, before the challenge was about to begin, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a very dark energy signal, along with three energy signals, and he saw a vision of who the very dark energy signal, along with the other three energy signals belonged to, the very dark energy signal belonged to Spyro and Cynder's old enemy, Malefor, the first purple dragon who was born a thousand years ago, who became the malevolent Dark Master and sought to destroy the world, until he was defeated by Spyro and Cynder, the other two energy signals belonged to Josee and Jacques, the two Total Drama sore losers who are out for revenge.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: I'm afraid so, Nico, there's three people coming after us: the first two energy signals I sensed belong to the Total Drama sore losers, Josee and Jacques, and they're coming after us for revenge and the very dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Spyro and Cynder's old enemy, Malefor, the first purple dragon who was born a thousand years ago, who embraced evil and he became the Dark Master who sought to destroy the world, until he was defeated by Spyro and Cynder, and he's coming after Spyro and Cynder for revenge.

We gasped in pure shock.

Spyro: And finally, Malefor, the monster who corrupted Cynder and tried to destroy the world. We're in for one dangerous battle.

Lincoln: But, we're not going to let those four stop us from completing this challenge. We're going to win this challenge, and then, we're going to stop Josee and Jacques. But, as for Malefor, he's looking at a one-way trip to the Black Gates for the pain and suffering he's caused.

?: You're indeed correct, Lincoln Loud.

Suddenly, we saw four dragons appear before us, and when Spyro and Cynder saw them, they knew who they were. The red dragon is Ignitus, Dragon Guardian and Master of Fire, the gold dragon with lightning bolts on his body is Volteer, Dragon Guardian and Master of Electricity, the white and blue dragon is Cyril, Dragon Guardian and Master of Ice, and the green and brown dragon is Terrador, Dragon Guardian and Master of Earth.

Spyro: Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador.

Spyro and Cynder flew to the four Guardian Dragons.

Ignitus: It's good to see you and Cynder again, Spyro, and it's a pleasure to meet all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: You too, Master Ignitus.

Terrador: When we sensed that Malefor had returned, we flew here to warn you all. But, I was quite surprised when you sensed his presence, Lincoln.

Volteer: Indeed. We were quite surprised that you were able to track him that easily. Can you tell us exactly how you acquired that kind of ability?

Lincoln: I'd be glad to, Master Volteer. I acquired this ability after I got hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation during my date, and not only did I gain a very massive power boost, but I've also been gaining and unlocking many other powers, and one of them is the ability to see visions of any uninvited villains heading for us or villains who've either broken out of prison or returned from the dead wanting revenge on us and sensing their energy signals.

Nico: And that ability of Lincoln's has constantly warned of any uninvited villains that show up for revenge.

Ignitus: That's very impressive.

Crash Bandicoot: Masters Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, and Terrador, allow me, Spyro, Cynder, and the other dragons of The Skylands to deal with Malefor. After everything that Cynder and Spyro told us about Malefor, I refuse to allow a monster like him to live. He's caused so much pain and suffering for over a thousand years, and because of what he did in corrupting Cynder and forcing her to do his bidding, now it's also personal.

Terrador: That's indeed quite a bold request you've made. But, we can sense you intend to take on a task such as this.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes, that's correct.

Nico: Very well, Crash, but allow me to tell you, Spyro, Cynder, and the other dragons these words: show that malevolent monster absolutely no mercy!

Crash Bandicoot: Trust me, Nico. Malefor deserves absolutely no mercy for everything he's done.

Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot's massive Sword of The Skylands unholstered itself from his wider and more muscular back, and it was surrounded by a tornado of rainbow energy and rainbow fire and a kaleidoscope of flames, water drops, wind gusts, rocks, leaves, shadows, lights, bones, gears, and sparkles. When it emerged, the Sword of The Skylands was transformed into Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery and Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade with the Life Symbol etched on it and etched around it in a circle are the symbols of Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Dark, Undead, Tech, and Magic, two large crimson wolf heads with the rainbow gems for eyes and their mouths closed, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large crimson wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a smaller rainbow gem below the wolf heads for the pommel.

Nico: (Amazed) Whoa, now that's one awesome sword transformation.

Lincoln 2: Indeed it is, Nico. Crash, the weapon you see before you is known as Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery and Justice, it's a brand-new large sword that's evolved from your Sword of The Skylands, and it's also got some other added features for your new sword.

Crash Bandicoot: Awesome.

Suddenly, the new sword called out to Crash Bandicoot, and he grabbed the new sword's longer black handle. Then, we saw his emerald green eyes glowing, and he grew from 6'10" to 7'4" in height and he now had abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, and his long black trenchcoat now had the 10 Elements of The Skylanders on the right sleeve, his white tank top with rainbow-colored phoenix, dark blue pants with the 10 Elements of The Skylanders on the right leg, and black leather ankle-length combat boots grew much bigger for his new body. We were also amazed by Crash's new physical transformation.

Crash Bandicoot: Whoa, now that's incredible. But, wait until you see me transform to fight that evil monster, Malefor.

Nico: This is going to be one dangerous fight, but Malefor will pay for the crimes that he's committed against the realms.

Terrador: You're indeed correct, Nico. Malefor will pay for the crimes he's committed a thousand years ago.

Crash Bandicoot: Now, to make sure Malefor doesn't try anything to Cynder.

Crash Bandicoot fired a powerful blast of purifying purple energy, which removed the last bit of Malefor's influence from Cynder, and freed her completely of his influence.

Nico: Awesome, Crash has freed Cynder completely from Malefor's darkness. Alright, everyone, let's get this challenge started.

Don: Kyrgyzstan is known for having a lot of history here in Central Asia. But the challenge here is gonna be one that is as daring as anything else in the world: A contest of spice! Each player has to eat a huge 250 ounce bowl of a stew made with some of the hottest spices ever known. These are spices that are so infernal and so hot that they will turn your tummy into a volcano of pain and agony. Some of the spices are so insanely hot we're not even allowed to say them on TV. When the players are finished they will receive their next travel tips to go to the Chill Zone.

We went to the restaurant where Don was at.

Don: Hey guys you all made it!

Me: Wouldn't miss this for anything Don.

Don: This challenge will be easy for you guys. Especially you J.D. because you guys love spicy food.

Me: You know me well Don.

Don: Yeah and also you and Zarya did great last year despite having to go through the 20 Days of Darkness.

Nico: That was so awesome on TV. J.D. and Zarya did amazingly well.

Me: Thanks Nico.

Red Ghost: Twilight, remember when Nico made those pairings?

Twilight Sparkle: I sure do and that is gonna be awesome. Me and Nate are up first in this one.

Nate: Looks like it's our turn to shine in this one.

Don: Oh you got the pairings of siblings in your special missions planned for this whole competition. I like it.

Nico: It's from experiences on our Ambassador Missions and our special missions.

Me: Yep.

Don: And just a forewarning guys, the Sore Losers from Total Drama are gonna be in this one too.

Nico: Awesome! Just not that fun without them in this.

Callie Huntington: If we see Amy, I am going to pulverize that rotten to the core bitch into pulp.

Sammy: Go get her Callie.

Me: Himiko do you like Spicy Food?

Himiko: You bet I do J.D. When I was in the League of Villains I would eat Spicy Food all the time.

Nico: Whoa! You are one tough girl Himiko.

Fiona Hernandez: Just like me.

We got to the table and we saw our huge bowls and they were full of a glowing neon red soup and it was REALLY LETHAL! It was a dangerously spicy and hot soup that it makes even the lava from the Earth's core feel like ice cream.

Nico: WHEW! This is gonna be awesome.

Lori: I am literally sweating just looking at this.

Me: Me too. But we can do it.

Buzzsaw: I think we're gonna need some milk.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Me: All right lets get eating.

Skalamander: I've got the milk right here.

Nico: Thanks.

We got to eating and the soup was so powerfully spicy that our eyes bursted into flames and our hair lit on fire in flames of different colors and our flame auras exploded out with incredible fury!

Me: Wow! This is awesome.

Himiko: (Slurps) Mmm! Delicious.

Zarya: It sure is good.

Many of us were screaming in pain from how spicy it was!

Jinx: I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE SO HOT!

But regardless of the heat and spice we pressed on and it was brutal!

I had blood pouring down my arm from my tattoo and it was awesome! Shockingly we saw that Twilight Sparkle and Nate were enjoying the spice too!

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: (Wheezing) Wow that is awesome!

Rich Texan: (to his fellow Masters of Evil members) Let's keep an eye out for any trouble.

They nodded in agreement.

Angel was sweating like crazy from the heat we were giving off.

Angel: WHEW! That is intense heat! Don what is in that soup you are having them eat?

Don: It's all spices that are so hot you would think we got them from the core of the sun or the core of the Earth.

Angel: Whoa!

Commander Jupiter: As soon as we find a villain, we're still doing the entrance.

We all finished our bowls and got our next tip to go to the chill zone and it was in the city square.

Nico: (WHEEZING) THAT WAS INTENSE!

Me: But I loved it.

Eli: Me too.

Eli then sensed something.

Eli: Uh oh! I sense a disturbance in the Force! Jocee and Jacques are here!

We gasped!

Me: Just as Lincoln predicted.

Doctor Octopus: I believe we've found our targets for the entrance.

Nico: Yes we sure have.

Me: Yep. And Twilight and Nate are going to rough them up a bit for us. Nico we agreed that we would give the pairings of the Ambassador Missions a shot on this entire competition. Darn shame that Lupin can't be here for Sheila.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. But yes we agreed on this. This will be awesome to see.

Eli: It sure will.

Me: Anyway you guys ready for a Spice Fueled battle?

Many of the team groaned in pain from the spice of the soup.

Himiko: Oh boy. We better give them some milk.

Skalamander: Way ahead of you Himiko.

Skalamander gave the team some milk and steam came out of their mouths.

Miranda (W.I.T.C.H): Much better.

Nico: Sorry guys. Are you all okay?

Don: I didn't think the soup would be that spicy.

Me: It was delicious soup Don. But some of us couldn't handle the heat.

Nico: Yeah but at least it helped. Thanks Skalamander.

Skalamander: No problem.

Comic Book Guy: I hope Josee and Jacques have their mouths on fire as well.

Don: Oh I'm saving that for you guys to breath fire on them.

Me: Now you're talking Don. In all honesty I don't know why you weren't the host of Total Drama instead of Billy. Uh no offense Chris.

Chris McLean: None taken but yeah.

Don: Yeah. But still J.D. what amazes me from last year is how you and Zarya were able to eat all that food over in Iceland.

Me: That is awesome.

Nico: I was a little grossed out from that. But J.D. is Icelandic in teams of ancestral origin.

Eli: That's true. But if Iceland is part of the competition route I can't wait to see that.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Yep.

Razorclaw: Those two might breath fire on us back.

Maria: I can always put them out.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Lets go get them guys!

Maria: I will make those clods pay for what they said to me on the World Tour!

Webstor: What exactly DID they say to you?

Maria: Oh right! Many of you guys weren't with us when that happened. We were in Morocco when that happened. It was 3 years ago.

She told us what happened in Chapter 653.


Me: Ridonculous Race competitors Josee and Jacques!? What are you two doing here!?

Jacques: What else?

Josee: We're here to kill you all!

I fired my laser vision and melted their guns.

Maria: Guys, me and William will handle these two. Just continue with the challenge!

Me: Okay guys.

Maria and William faced Josee and Jacque.

Maria (to Josee and Jacquee): We're giving you a chance to turn back now. While you still can!

Jacques: Never! We're not going to stop until we kill J.D. for making us lose!

Bridgette: Did you win Ridonculous Race?

Me: Believe it or not yes I have. I won the whole competition back 7 years ago and dominated the whole competition. Jacque and Josee we're infuriated about it and they now hate me with a vengeance.

Chris: That is disgraceful that they can't accept defeat like that.

Lynn: What a couple of sore losers!

Lincoln: You said it Lynn.

William (to Josee and Jacquee): You two give figure skaters a bad name! Cornelia is way more better then you two!

Josee had eyes burning with rage and ballistic fury!

Josee (throws knife at Maria): See how you like this!

Maria turned into her water form and the knife went through her, rebounded off the wall and hit Josee in the shoulder.

She screamed in pain.

William: You two like figure skating on ice with your skates. Let's see how well you skate on ice without them! (fires ice below Josee and Jacquee)

The ice blast froze the floor and they slipped and fell and William and Maria viciously pulverized them both into a bloody mess.

William: Two more sore losers down for the count.

The two of them didn't realize that Scarlet was glaring at them.

Nico: Jacque and Josee, you two have failed not only all of Canada but the entirety of the world of Olympic Skating!

Me: You tell them man!

I scooped up my soup with my spoon and it melted through the spoon onto the floor and burned through the floor and through the ground in an intense fire.

Me: WOW! This soup is like magma from the core of the Sun!

Nico: It sure looks potent.

I drank my soup and then a massive aura of fire exploded all around me and it was so mindblowingly hot and spicy and it was delicious too and my powers were intensified to an unbelievable degree.

Me: Wow! What power!


When she was done they were shocked!

Maria: Okay they DIDN'T say anything exactly.

Webstor: So they are upset because J.D. beat them in that whole competition? Geez!

Me: Yeah.

Bright Man: Entrance time.

Me: Lets go.

We went to find them.

Josee and Jacques were causing problems as they were trashing the town square. But then the spirits of the Warriors of the Comics appeared and then swirled around them and they smashed and pulverized them both all over and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and then Twilight and Nate jumped out and kicked Josee and Jacques in their faces and sent them crashing into trash cans and we all came out too.

Me: Game is over Jacques and Josee!

Nico: You two are in really big trouble!

Josee: We just ate so many spicy food. And now, we're gonna unleash all this fire breath on you!

Steam Smythe: EVERYONE, TAKE COVER!

All the citizens took cover and then Josee and Jacques fired a massive blast of fire at us from their mouths and then we absorbed all the fire.

Nico: Nice try you two dirtfaces!

POW BAM!

Twilight and Nate punched them in their faces.

Nico: But sniff on this fire!

Me, Nico and Eli pointed our butts at Josee and Jacques!

FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!

We fired blasts of green, blue and red fire from our butts and they hit Josee and Jacques and burned them badly!

Then Blizzard, Scorcher, Duskmon, Abomination, Gizmo, Dark Laser, Demyx, Roman Goodwin, Ssserpent, and Roquefort appeared.

Nico: Blizzard, Scorcher, Duskmon, Abomination, Gizmo, Dark Laser, Demyx, Roman Goodwin, Ssserpent, and Roquefort.

Scorcher: Geez! What died in here!?

Me: Sorry! The first challenge involved us eating spicy food and we are really charred from it.

Abomination: Boy that must've been some spicy food you all ate.

Blizzard: Whew! You're telling me.

Gizmo: Can't believe these two barfbrains are causing trouble again.

Laney: No kidding there.

Blizzard: Looks like it's day one of the Ridonculous Race.

Maria: It sure is.

Me: Yep.

Scorcher: Sure, some of the challenges won't involve the Sore Losers.

Duskmon: But it'll still be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Abomination: (to Nico) We heard you dealt with Lego Brainiac.

Nico: Yep we sure did.

Gizmo: I can't believe you didn't get to meet the Lego DC Heroes.

Nico: Well there's always next time.

Gizmo: Yeah. Sorry you couldn't go with Nico on that rescue J.D.

Me: It's all right. But man the mission to the U.A. Universe really took it out of me. I was so tired that it felt like I was in a coma. I was asleep for the rest of the day.

Gizmo: Boy I would have been tired for that long too.

?: Geez no kidding.

A figure came out and it was Barillian Bug from episode 14 of In Space!


A swarm of them once attacked KO-35, turning whoever they stung into monsters. While Ecliptor was preparing an ambush for the Rangers, Darkonda appeared with a Barillian bug (in its insect form). The Bug was able to infect Carlos and he was slowly turned into one. T.J. and Andros went after an antidote on KO-35. Unfortunately, Carlos finished turning into a Barillian Bug and was able to sting Cassie. Andros and T.J. were able to recover the medicine with the latter returning back to the Astro Megaship, reversing the effects on the two by administering the antidote. Darkonda released a final bug that became a monster similar to what Carlos and Cassie became. It was later destroyed by the Astro Megazord.


Andros: Barillian Bug!

Barillian Bug: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You and a massive swarm went to attack KO-35 and you turned anyone you stung into monsters! You also infected Carlos and he slowly turned into one.

Barillian Bug: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Barillian Bug: Darkonda's with you guys, right?

May: Yep. Surprisingly, he's been very pleasant.

Me: Yep he sure has.

Nico: Yep.

We got the usual battles underway.


Troy Burrows, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Abel Nightroad, Seth, Esther, Lilith, Ravager and Cree Lincoln VS Blizzard - Nico's rescue


Blizzard was first.

Blizzard: (to Troy) I can't believe Nico didn't meet at least one Lego DC Heroes in his rescue. Heck, even a Lego DC Villain for the Masters of Evil would've been nice too!

Troy Burrows: Yeah but we still got plenty of time to recruit them in the future. In fact this gives us an idea for a future Ambassador Mission. We should have Ambassador Missions for one of us to the world of Lego DC.

Twilight Sparkle: That would be amazing to see. The Lego Justice League would make great potential recruits for us.

Starshine Sparkle: They sure would and the Lego Legion Of Doom would make perfect recruits for the M.O.E.

Blizzard: They sure would! I have full agreement there.

Sunny Starscout: That would be awesome.

Spyro: And so would the Lego Marvel Villains if we meet them in the future and I have a feeling we will. So we will have to have Ambassador Missions for that one as well.

Abel Nightroad: It sure would be something to see.

Seth (Trinity Blood): It sure would be awesome.

Lilith Sahl: I agree myself.

Esther (Trinity Blood): I agree too.

Blizzard: Boy so not only the world of Lego Legends of Chima but also the worlds of Lego DC Heroes and Lego Marvel Heroes. Lets do it!

Troy Burrows: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SECRET FORCE 5!

He turned into the Red Gorenger, the first Red Power Ranger from 1975.

Blizzard: Awesome! Gorenger now. I heard you guys are going to start meeting the Zenkaigers on the next Ambassador Missions.

Troy Burrows: Yep and that's gonna be Zarya Moonwolf's Ambassador Missions.

Blizzard: Awesome! And J.D. is friends with Kaito from what I heard.

Troy Burrows: Yep. We owe the Zenkaigers big time.

Blizzard: Cool!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.

Troy Burrows: That's a Super Mega Win!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Jason Lee Scott, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Coup, Jamie, Kiva, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Steven Hudak A.K.A. Scorcher - Lincoln's rescue


Scorcher was next.

Scorcher: (to Jason) I heard Lincoln's rescue took place in O-Town. How was it?

Jason Lee Scott: It went really well and they got some payback on Ed Bighead for ruining Lincoln's date. But in was in the simulator for this one.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah Ed has a nasty anger problem. Because he has a nasty permanent wedgie.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That is awful! But what is a Permanent Wedgie?

Scorcher: It's where someone goes up behind you and pulls your underwear up so hard that it fuses into your pelvis and makes it virtually impossible to remove. The Pain is completely unbearable. Hence why it's called a permanent wedgie.

Pipsqueak: Ouch!

Sunburn: No kidding! That must really hurt!

Coup: Boy no kidding! If someone tried to do that to me I would tear them limb from limb.

Jamie: Me too!

Kiva: No one can even touch me anyway. I'm too skilled a fighter for that.

Scorcher: That's true. You guys are too tough for that. Lets do it!

They fired waves energy and fire and smashed him down.

Jason Lee Scott: ALL RIGHT!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Jeri Katou, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Freakazoid, Steph, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon - Meeting a Water Girl Gene-Slammer


Duskmon was next.

Duskmon: (to Jeri) I heard you guys met a Water Girl Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Jeri Katou: Her name is Grace Lorelai and she is beautiful. But also she has a dark past.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah she was raped and was made pregnant.

Duskmon gasped!

Duskmon: Oh man! Poor girl! Getting raped wasn't bad enough and now she has her rapists baby!? That is crazy!

Cozy Glow: Yeah it's one of the ultimate forms of humiliation!

Hex: Being raped is a fate worse than death.

Freakazoid: Yeah that is horrible!

Steph: It sure is.

Duskmon: Poor girl. I'm glad Lincoln is gonna be there for her. Did she reveal any revelations?

Starlight Glimmer: We found out why Ms. Hoover is so depressed. She hated her job as a teacher. She was underpaid and underappreciated and didn't have time to do her favorite things.

Duskmon: Oh man. I'm sorry she goes through all that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, stars, bones and energy and smashed him down.

Jeri: (ROARS LIKE A LION) That was awesome!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Ripster, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Aylene, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination - Josee and Jacques are monsters


Abomination was next.

Abomination: (to Ripster) I know I look like a monster to most people. But Josee and Jacques are the actual monsters!

Ripster: Yeah you got that right! They are also a disgrace to figure skaters everywhere.

Rarity: Oh I most agree there darlings. It's awful that they are that evil.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding! What they deserve in prison should be much worse!

Gill Grunt: Yeah and Freeze Blade here is a skater too.

Freeze Blade: It's true and I use my form a skating as my powers.

Aylene: Cornelia and Maria would not like them one bit as you all already know.

Littlefoot: They sure wouldn't.

Cera: Yeah they are monsters too.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Spike: Yeah.

Chomper: Yeah that is crazy.

Abomination: To tell you the truth I have always been a huge love of figure skating and they are beautiful in terms of grace and agility. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, energy, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Ripster: JAWSOME!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Lie Ren, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Dr. Lily Mckee, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw VS Gizmo - First challenge of the competition


Gizmo was next.

Gizmo: (to Ren) This is the first challenge of the Ridonculous Race. What are your thoughts on it?

Lie Ren: We had the spiciest soup ever made here in Kyrgyzstan! AH! My mouth is still on fire!

Pinkie Pie: It was amazing soup though!

Featherweight: It sure was tasty too.

Sprocket: It sure was. WHEW! Angel was even sweating like a pig from the intense heat of the soup.

Dr. Lily McKee: No kidding. That was amazing though.

Gizmo: It sure was. Wow! You guys are really tough eating that soup. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Lie Ren: OH YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Sabrina Mason, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Steven Universe, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser - Jacques and Josee deserve to be in jail and all that


Dark Laser was next.

Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) Jacques and Josee deserve to be in jail. Especially after how they tried to kill Maria the first time!

Sabrina Mason: I agree! Many of us weren't on the team when it all happened but it was crazy!

Princess Luna: And the Masters of Evil weren't around back then.

Dark Laser: That's right! That happened almost 3 years ago.

Moondust: Wow! Time sure has flown by hasn't it.

Snowdrop: It sure did.

Gari: That is amazing. We still have so much to learn from the team in their past adventures.

Blackout: But it's fun to teach you all.

Steven: Yeah it sure is.

Garnet: We all think so too.

Pearl: I agree too. Learning so much from the team is fun.

Amethyst: Yeah it is! And I loved the stew myself. (BURPS!)

She burped and out came a blast of purple fire!

Dark Laser: (LAUGHS) Excuse you Amethyst)

Amethyst: Sorry about that.

They laughed.

Dark Laser: That was funny though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and jewels and smashed him down.

Sabrina Mason: That was awesome!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Irma, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Brian, Stewie, Meg, Commander Mars and Commander Jupiter Vs Demyx - Ed Bighead is nothing but trouble


Demyx was next.

Demyx: (to Irma) Ed Bighead is nothing but trouble. But fortunately, we'll always be there to keep him in line.

Irma: Yeah but I don't think he can help it. His permanent wedgie gave him major anger management problems.

Applejack: Yeah it was crazy!

Apple Bloom: But at least you guys will keep him in line.

Flashwing: Thank goodness for that.

Brian: I agree too.

Stewie: That is for sure.

Meg Griffin: Absolutely.

Demyx: Thank goodness too. And me and my sitar would love it here though.

Irma: You sure would. Even though Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh like it, the Sitar is a good instrument.

Demyx: That's true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Irma: That was great!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Bertrand, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Goliath, Angela, Brooklyn, Broadway, Lexington, Miranda and Raythor VS Roman Goodwin of the Spider - How Ed Bighead gets worse than what he normally gets because of that wedgie


Roman was next.

Roman: (to Bertrand) I can't believe how Ed Bighead gets worse than what he normally gets because of that wedgie. Maybe someone could get that fixed.

Bertrand: I'm afraid that would have to be next to impossible.

Rainbow Dash: Once a permanent wedgie is fused into your pelvis there's no hope of removing it ever.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding!

Whirlwind: Look at that kid that looked after Bully Island. Numbuh 4 gave him that!

Goliath: That was a terrible sight to hear about.

Angela: Yeah it sure was. But those Bully Dinosaurs were scary from what I heard.

Brooklyn: It sure was scary.

Broadway: Yeah no kidding. That was awful.

Lexington: It sure is.

Roman: Ah. Looks like we're gonna have to put up with it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows, lightning, wind and red fire and smashed him down.

Bertrand: Darkness falls.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Kimiko, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Kelly Rourke, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent - Hope Josee and Jacques get farted on all over in prison


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) I hope Josee and Jacques get farted on all over in prison. Those two deserve it!

Kimiko: You got that right! What they do is horrible!

Fluttershy: I agree and it's awful.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah they are monsters.

Stealth Elf: It's awful they are pure evil.

Ssserpent: I agree there. (To Kelly Rourke) Hey aren't you one of the people that went through that volcano erupting in Los Angeles?

Kelly Rourke: That's right and that was a nightmare I'll never forget.

Stealth Elf: Yeah that was a terrible event.

Kelly Rourke: Look what happened.

She lifted up her shorts leg and she revealed a nasty burn scar on her leg! OUCH!

Ssserpent: Ooh! That is a a nasty scar. How did that happen?

Kelly Rourke: I got burned by lava from a lava bomb.

Ssserpent: OUCH!

Razorclaw: Yeah that must've really hurt! Lava is over 2,000˚Fahrenheit and when we were there the heat coming from it was intense.

Ssserpent: Wait I heard about that. That is amazing. It was all over the news and a new volcano formed right where the La Brea Tar Pits used to be. It's amazing that you guys saved much of Los Angeles from total destruction.

Kimiko: That was really awesome though.

Ssserpent: Yeah it sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fire and smashed him down.

Kimiko: YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Raven, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, El Tigre, Frida, Shade Man and Bright Man VS Roquefort - Lincoln should use the same curse he gave Gabriel Tinsley to Jacques and Josee


Roquefort was next.

Roquefort: (to Raven) Lincoln should use the same curse he gave Gabriel Tinsley to Jacques and Josee. They'll be begging for death if that happens!

Raven: That would be nice to see that happen to them.

Princess Celestia: Yeah those two are monsters that deserve to be tormented like that.

Amber Morning: Their own arrogance and overconfidence is what lead to them becoming like this.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

El Tigre: They had this coming.

Frida: They sure did.

Roquefort: I agree. And I'll save some cheese for Nico so he can cool down. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and light and smashed him down.

Raven: That was great.

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: So a volcano formed in Los Angeles?

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah it sure did and it's hard to imagine what happened there back then. But thanks to Nicole finding it everyone was able to minimize the damage done by the volcano.

Himiko Toga: The volcano burned a lot of Los Angeles and billions of dollars in damages were caused to the city. Many buildings and houses were burned and destroyed.

Apple Bloom: We saw it in a bunch of newspapers from 2 years ago and it was incredible.

Sweetie Belle: And it was all formed from where the La Brea Tar Pits once stood. No one knew that a volcano was about to form there.

Scootaloo: Yeah that was scary to see!

Diamond Tiara: It sure was scary and wicked.

Silver Spoon: No kidding! It's was incredible!

Misty Tredwell: Boy that was scary though. I saw that all over the news and it was intense!

Pink Ranger Slayer: That sure is scary! Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: I heard that the team went to Dante's Peak and saved everyone there from when the volcano there erupted.

Marie Hernandez: They sure did but Nico and me and my sisters and most of us weren't with the team when it happened but it was really scary. The volcano had a powerful lateral eruption of Mount Saint Helens power and pyroclastic flows destroyed the entire town. It was completely wiped off the map.

Ibara Shiozaki: That is amazing! But we heard that no one died that day.

Frozen Fright: Thank goodness. We even saw J.D. do a press conference telling everyone all about it in Washington D.C. and that was intense.

Thunder Terror: Yeah it sure was. And that was back in the teams old days.

Magma Gloom: But that town is all gone. There's nothing left of it.

Toxic Horror: But thank goodness everyone got out of there.

Louie PoisonSea: That must've been a big volcano though.

Weddinmon: Yeah no kidding. But thank goodness everyone is okay though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: Fearful 5 Victory!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I'm not an expert in volcanoes but what was the worst eruption in mankind's history?

Nicole Hernandez: That's an easy one. The worst eruption in mankind's history was the 1815 Eruption of Mount Tambora. That was the most powerful eruption in all of our history and it killed 92,000 people. But it also was one of the biggest agricultural disasters in the world. Because the global temperature dropped 3˚Centigrade and 1816 became forever known as the Year Without a Summer because it caused a small winter cooling.

Marcel: That's terrible! I didn't know that happened back then during my ancestors time.

Star Swirl: That is terrible.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure was.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I heard there was a volcano that erupted last month in Tonga.

Nicole Hernandez: That's right. It was Hunga Tonga–Hunga Ha'apai and that one had an eruption that was so powerful it could be seen from the International Space Station.

Marcel: Wow! I remember seeing that one on the news. That was scary!

Mistmane: It sure was.

Flash Magnus: That was amazing though.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah it was amazing.

Gusty: It sure was.

Clover the Clever: That was scary seeing those pictures and videos of it.

Carly Atlas: That was cool.

Marcel: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and energy and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: It's hard to imagine that J.D. and the team racked up many enemies in the Total Drama Competition.

Natasha Hernandez: Yeah no kidding. They are monsters that can't accept defeat.

Princess Celestia: Yeah those monsters deserve to be banished to the moon.

Princess Luna: Yeah they sure do.

Princess Cadance: Maybe that's a little too extreme. Prison is more appropriate for them.

Minuette: The worst of them all is Amy and Heather.

Twinkleshine: Yeah they had it coming and they deserve to be locked up.

Lemon Hearts: Yeah they sure do.

Moondancer: I agree with you.

Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah what they did was horrible and unforgivable.

Sunset Shimmer: Heather and Amy are worse than me when I was evil.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding.

Brittney: Yeah that curse Lincoln gave to Gabriel is perfect for them.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah they deserve it.

Su Yung: I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.

Natasha Hernandez: Darkness falls!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: What caused the sore losers of Total Drama to become like this?

Catherine Iroh: Many things actually. But mostly they were all driven by greed. They were going the big prize at the end of the competition and they were gonna stop at nothing to get it no matter what. Even if it meant destroying friendships and romantic relationships. Billy McLean didn't care either. He only got one thrill and that was to torture and humiliation all the contestants on International TV.

Admiral Zhao: What crimes did he do to people?

Catherine Iroh: A more accurate question is what HASN'T he done. It was absolutely horrible and disgusting.

She went over Billy's history and more and it was horrible and when she was done the group was all shocked!

Admiral Zhao: That is horrible!

Layla MacKenzie: What a monster! He should have never been allowed to be a host on TV.

Sakura Avalon: Yeah and now he is in jail and is being humiliated forever.

Madison Taylor: And it's awesome filming it all for all of Social Media.

Chelsea: It's so funny and awesome.

Rita (Cardcaptors): It sure is funny.

Nikki: Yeah it sure was.

Kero: We laugh all over the place from it.

Li: It sure is.

Yue: I agree there.

Carly Atlas: It's so funny and awesome. We never get enough out of laughing at those that are being humiliated at Lynn's Table.

Misty Tredwell: I hope the competition has us humiliating Flip, Lewis and everyone later on.

Admiral Zhao: That would be awesome to see. Lets do it!

Catherine did stances and fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Catherine Iroh: FOR THE FIRE NATION!

Sakura Avalon: That was fun!


Himiko Toga, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou


LeFou was next.

Himiko Toga: Did Gaston really eat that many eggs to get so strong?

LeFou: He sure did. He ate 5 dozen eggs.

Himiko Toga: Maybe I should eggs like that. If he can do it and Lynn too I can do it too.

Penance: That's gonna take a while to get used to though. But you can do it Himiko.

Himiko Toga: Thanks Robbie.

LeFou: You can do it Himiko. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed him down.


In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Barillian Bug


Barillian Bug was next.

Nico: This will be good.

In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!

They transformed!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers too!

Nico: Lets do it!

Andros: SPIRAL SABER BLASTER!

Carlos: QUARDRO BLASTER! ONLINE!

Nico: Fire!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Barillian Bug and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Barillian Bug you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Twilight Sparkle and Nate VS Josee and Jacques.


Josee and Jacques were next.

Twilight Sparkle: You two are in a whole mess of big trouble!

Josee: I'll make you eat those word!

Nate: Bring it on you ugly old hag!

Josee: (ENRAGED) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? (INFURIATED AND BEASTLY GROWLING!)

Josee blasted out fire from her mouth and she went at Twilight blinded by rage and then…

POW!

Twilight punched her in the face and then Twilight kicked her in the stomach and smashed her in her nose.

Nate punched Jacques in his face and then smashed him in his nose in and kicked him in his crotch!

Twilight and Nate punched them in their faces and kicked them all over. Twilight turned into her pony form.

Twilight Sparkle: Hop on Nate!

He got on and they flew into the air.

Twilight Sparkle: Spin my tail around like a crank Nate!

Nate: Like a gatling gun! Okay!

He grabbed her tail and spun it around and Twilight fired a rapid fire blast of magic from her horn and the blasts all hit Josee and Jacques and smashed them all over the place with incredible fury and smashed them into pulp!

They landed and Twilight reverted back to human and they REALLY punched and pulverized Josee and Jacques all over the place!

POW BLAM SMACK SMASH WHAM WHOMP BIFF BLANG POW WHAM BIFF BASH SMASH POWKATOWWHAMKROW! (BRUTAL FIGHTING)

KRASMASH!

Twilight and Nate smashed Josse and Jacques with devastating force and sent them flying into the air and then fell to the ground and really smashed into it and they were mutilated and bloody and beaten up really bad!


We regrouped!

Nico: WHOA! Twilight you and Nate really thrashed them!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks guys.

Nate: That was fun!

Nate: Lets all finish this.

Troy: Time to knock you two out of the game!

Me: Permanently!

Nico: You two are going back to prison without your legs!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL MACHINE FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kiramagers!

Nico: Now for some fun!

Me: Lets do it!

Eli: Yeah!

Nico pulled out his Zenkai Cannon.

Nico: (Turns Dial) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

Nico used his Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and summoned the Pink Goggle V, Green Ohranger, Yellow Magiranger, Black Goseiger, and Orange ToQger!

I pulled out my Zenkai Cannon.

Me: (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

I used my Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and summoned the Blue Changeman, Green Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Purple Kyuranger!

Eli pulled out his Zenkai Cannon.

Eli: (Turns Dial) BARKING BEAST POWER!

Eli used his Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and summoned the Red Sun Vulcan, Blue Liveman, Yellow Owl Jetman, Pink Gingaman, White Gaoranger, and Aqua Zyuohger!

Nico: Awesome choices guys!

Me: Yep. Even though the Blue Zyuohger, Purple Kyuranger and Orange ToQger are with us it's still cool.

Nico: Yeah.

Josee: You guys are going to pay for that!

Bender: Bite my Shiny Metal Ass!

We went at them and pulverized and smashed them all over the place! Kopond, Illexia, Aszil, Rothar, and Viqtarr smashed them all over.

Erika, Groove, The Blue Jellyfish and Blot used the Pokemon, Animatron Earth and Bikini Bottom Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Groove's Photol Pistol, Blot's Slime Gun and Erika and Blue Jellyfish's powers 100-fold.

Erika and Groove: PHOTON PLANT STORM!

Blue Jellyfish and Blot: BLUE LIGHTNING SLIME STORM!

Angel and Skyla: SKY TWILIGHT BLAST!

Webstor and Lucy: DARKNESS SPIDER BLAST!

Red Ghost and Zak: CRYPTID MAGIC BURST!

Skalamander and Chris: CRYSTAL AMERICA SHIELD BLAST!

Rich Texan and Becky: TEXAS FURY LEAF STORM!

Steam Smythe and Sakura: EARTH TECH MEGABLAST!

Black Adam and Batman: GOTHAM LIGHTNING BLAST!

Comic Book Guy and Becky: WORST! SKATERS! EVER! ULTRA COMIC BLAST!

Doctor Octopus and Scarlet: TECHNO MEGABLAST SURPRISE!

Roach and Girder: MEGA STEEL BLAST!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Lana and Webstor: SPIDER ICE OF GENEROSITY!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Webstor, Twilight Sparkle and Nate: MAGIC OF YOKAI ENERGY!

They fired a massive wave of magic and energy.

Lincoln: KYRGYZSTAN ELEMENT STYLE: EPIC OF MANAS!

Chronoa: KYRGYZSTAN TIME STYLE: SCYTIANS!

Peni Parker: KYRGYZSTAN WEB STYLE: ISSYK-KUL LAKE!

Yuna Kamihara: KYRGYZSTAN WATER STYLE: TREATY OF TARBAGATAI

Entrapta: KYRGYZSTAN LIGHTNING STYLE: KYRGYZ LANGUAGE!

Perfuma: KYRGYZSTAN NATURE STYLE: TIAN SHAN MONTANE CONIFER FORESTS!

Frosta: KYRGYZSTAN ICE STYLE: BISHKEK!

Mai Shiranui: KYRGYZSTAN FIRE STYLE: CITY OF OSH!

Kei: KYRGYZSTAN LIGHTNING STYLE: BATKEN REGION!

Yuri: KYRGYZSTAN EARTH STYLE: CHUY REGION!

Kyoko: KYRGYZSTAN LIGHTNING STYLE: JALAL-ABAD REGION!

Misako: KYRGYZSTAN LAVA STYLE: NARYN REGION!

Tillis (Burning Rangers): KYRGYZSTAN FIRE STYLE: TALAS REGION!

Chris Partn (Burning Rangers): KYRGYZSTAN ICE STYLE: CHOLPON-ATA!

Jessica Shannon: KYRGYZSTAN STING STYLE: FOOTBALL!

Kagura (Gintama): KYRGYZSTAN FOOD STYLE: BESHBARMAK!

They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said events and locations of Kyrgyzstan.

Lincoln and his harem: KYRGYZSTAN FINAL SMASH: KYRGYZSTAN FLAG HADOUKEN BARRAGE!

They fired a massive hadouken barrage powered by Kyrgyzstan at Josee and Jacques and the blasts all hit them and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

They were burned and smashed down.

We then slapped the cuffs on them.

Me: It's back to prison for you 2.

Lincoln: But first this.

Lincoln transformed into SHADOW LINCOLN, his second elemental hero form that he unlocked. Then, shadows and creatures of darkness danced around Lincoln, as his massive black angel wings spread out.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Josee and Jacques. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines as Lincoln sang that song and so did Nico.

Lincoln fired two massive dark energy blasts from his massive black angel wings, and they hit Josee and Jacques, and we also knew that the dark energy blasts also had a curse inside them. They were both sent to the Saturn Insane Asylum for eternity.

Nico: What did you curse them with Lincoln?

Lincoln: I cured Josee and Jacques with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares.

Me: Fitting for those two.

Josee and Jacques were sentenced to Eternal Life in Prison without The Possibility or Hope of Parole in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, and they were put in separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and chained to the wall of their cells with rainbow energy chains, and through the song Lincoln sang, Lincoln cursed them both with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares, and they screamed in horror as they saw all the ghosts of his the people they hurt and tortured moaning in pain and agony, and screaming for their blood to be spilled.

Lincoln: (Smirks) Sweet dreams, Josee and Jacques.

Killer Frost: Good riddance.

Dark Laser: Well, that's one day down.

Demyx: And 11 more to go.

Me: But this was really fun. How did you guys like seeing Kyrgyzstan for the first time?

Nate: It was really cool!

Twilight: At least I got to spend quality time with my little brother.

Nate: We sure had a lot of fun on this one sis.

Roman: You sure did.

Ssserpent: But we shouldn't expect the Sore Losers to appear in every challenge.

Nico: No I have a feeling we won't expect them all this time.

Roquefort: It'll also be interesting to fight other villains as well.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: You guys will like the next destination.

Don: Yep. You're going to the Islands of Palau.

Nico: I know the Islands of Palau. Me and my family would go there for the summer when I lived in the Philippines.

Eli: Cool! But in the Southern Hemisphere the seasons are reversed. It's fall there now.

Nico: Yep. Great job in Kyrgyzstan everyone. Lets get ready for day 2.

?: (Demonic Voice) I will have my revenge on you and Cynder for ruining my plans long ago, Spyro.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Spyro and Cynder heard that familiar voice.

Spyro: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Malefor.

A massive and malevolent looking purple dragon came out, and it was none other than Spyro and Cynder's old enemy, Malefor, the malevolent and ancient purple dragon from a thousand years ago.

Me: So, that's Malefor. He definitely matches your description of him, Cynder and Spyro.

Cynder: That's right, and he's the very one who turned me into his servant, so he can have me do his dirty work.

Malefor: (Demonic Voice) And now that I have returned, I shall enjoy destroying you both, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this entire world.

Crash Bandicoot fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy, and the purity of that attack really burned Malefor, as he screamed in excruciating pain.

Crash Bandicoot: Spyro, Cynder, and the Guardians were right about you, you truly are a malevolent and psychopathic monster, Malefor, and I've had about enough of you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, something within Crash Bandicoot's mind snapped, as he was suddenly surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with flames, water drops, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, lights, shadows, bones, rocks, lava, and leaves surrounding him, he unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery from his wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Malefor, he left rainbow energy, flames, water drops, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, lights, shadows, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, dragons, and bandicoots with every step.

Crash Bandicoot: You really make me sick, Malefor. You once had the potential to do good in this world, but you decided to embrace evil and you became nothing more than a harbinger of death and destruction. The dragon elders were right to have imprisoned you. (Getting Angry) But, on the night of the Year of the Dragon when you kidnapped Cynder, poisoned and turned her into your servant to do your dirty work, and of course, caused so much pain and suffering to Spyro, Cynder, and those they care about..., YOU CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU HEARTLESS, MALEVOLENT, SADISTIC PSYCHOPATHIC BASTARD, AND NOW, I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH FOR THE THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS THAT YOU'VE BRUTALLY MURDERED!

We gasped at the fury of Crash's anger and rage towards Malefor.

Nico: Oh shoot, Crash Bandicoot's snapped.

Aku-Aku: (Jamaican Accent) He's usually a happy, go-lucky bandicoot, but whenever someone dares to threaten those he cares about, that's when he gets angry.

Coco Bandicoot: And in this case, since Spyro and Cynder are Crash's friends, because of what Malefor had done to Cynder, now the malevolent dragon's about to pay for everything he's done.

Eli: HIT THE DECK!

We ran for cover, and then, Crash Bandicoot screamed like a madman, and then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive explosion of energy erupted out of him as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with flames, water drops, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, lights, shadows, bones, rocks, lava, and leaves surrounding it, there was a bandicoot and a dragon running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a rainbow phoenix. Then, as the vortex fades, Crash Bandicoot emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'4" tall and extremely muscular Crash Bandicoot remained the same, he has a full head of long, red-brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck, and he now has rainbow highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has beautiful neon emerald green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with flames, water drops, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, magic sparkles, lights, shadows, bones, rocks, lava, and leaves surrounding him, he has a bandicoot holding the 10-Sided Star with the 10 Elements of the Skylanders in the 10 sides emblazoned on his forehead, he has on dragon earrings with the rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Element and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his gold Amulet of The Elements with the symbols of the 10 Elements of the Skylanders in gem form embedded in the golden necklace, rainbow gems and crystals from his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha embedded in the gold amulet, and he has a dragon and bandicoot holding the Element and Eternity Kanjis in their hands for the pendant. He has on a long black trenchcoat with the 10 Elements of the Skylanders on the coattails and on the back is a bandicoot and a dragon holding the 10-Sided Star with the 10 Elements of The Skylanders in the 10 sides, a pair of large black fingerless gloves with a rainbow phoenix on the backside of the gloves and silver square on the knuckles, white tank top with a rainbow phoenix on it, long dark blue pants with the 10 Elemental Symbols of the Skylanders on the left leg, and black leather ankle-high combat boots. Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive orange angel wings with rainbow tips on the large orange feathers, sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back, and they had flames, water drops, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, magic sparkles, lights, shadows, bones, rocks, lava, and leaves coming from them. Crash Bandicoot has on his Green Lantern corps ring on his left ring finger and Ring of The Phoenix with large rainbow gem on his right ring finger.

Crash Bandicoot has his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery in his larger right hand, he has on his large gold Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on his wrists hidden inside of the long sleeves of his long black trenchcoat, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow leather-bound Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large rainbow leather-bound Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the bandicoot and dragon holding the 10-Sided Star that said, "Crash Bandicoot, Wild, Hilarious, Crazy, and Brave-Hearted Hero of Wumpa Island, Emissary of The Skylanders, Elemental Skylander Brawler and Knight, Loving Older Brother and Guardian of Coco Bandicoot and Aku-Aku, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Friend of Spyro, Cynder, and The Skylanders, Perpetual Foiler of The Delusional Plans of Mad Scientists, and Master of The Ten Elements of The Skylanders."

クラッシュ・バンディクー、ワイルド、陽気な、クレイジー、そして勇敢なウンパ島の英雄、スカイランダーズの使者、エレメンタル・スカイランダーの喧嘩屋と騎士、愛する兄とココ・バンディクーとアク・アクの守護者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷でサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、スパイロ、シンダー、スカイランダーズの友人、マッドサイエンティストの妄想計画の永続的なフォイラー、スカイランダーズの10の要素のマスター

Crash Bandicoot has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER BANDICOOT KNIGHT ANGEL OF ELEMENTAL BRAVERY AND ELEMENTAL WILL!

We were amazed by Crash Bandicoot's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Malefor saw it, he fired a blast of Dark Aether from his mouth to kill Crash Bandicoot. But, Crash had fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy with the ten elemental forces of the Skylanders surrounding it, and it overwhelmed Malefor's Dark Aether breath, and it hits the malevolent purple dragon, and burned him badly.

Nico: (Amazed) Whoa, Crash Bandicoot's transformed into his new Super Angel Eternity Infinity form.

Me: And he also overwhelmed Malefor's Dark Aether breath with a powerful rainbow energy blast, and the purity from the attack burned him. Awesome.

Spyro: That's so awesome. Crash, how do you feel?

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) I feel incredible, Spyro. Now, shall we put an end to this monster once and for all?

Spyro: With pleasure.

Cynder: Let's put an end to this monster for good.

Ignitus: I hope you don't mind us joining in as well, young ones.

Terrador: Indeed, we shouldn't be left out of the fight as well.

Crash Bandicoot: Not at all, Masters Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, and Terrador. Alright, everyone, let's tear Malefor to shreds.

Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, and the dragons of the Skylands went after Malefor, and they fired powerful blasts of elemental forces, rainbow energy, fire, lightning, ice, earth, darkness, spectral lightning, wind, water, gears, blades, soundwaves, and plants right at Malefor, and they all exploded with incredible power as they hit the malevolent purple dragon. Then, Crash Bandicoot, with his brand-new massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery in hand, attacked Malefor, and left some nasty scars on Malefor's body, which were unable to be healed, and Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, and Terrador attacked Malefor with incredible strength and fury, and it proved to be too much for the malevolent purple dragon.

Malefor tried to fire a powerful blast of Dark Aether from his mouth again, but Spyro fired a blast of Aether from his mouth, and it hit Malefor and hurt him badly. Then, Crash Bandicoot fired a powerful blast of light, which stripped Malefor of his poisonous powers for good.

Spyro: Now, Crash, let's use a combo and end this monster for good.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) Right, Spyro. Everyone, let's combine our powers together and bring an end to Malefor for good.

Ignitus: Understood.

Malefor: (Demonic Voice) I will destroy all of you, if it's the last thing I ever do!

Malefor fired a powerful Dark Aether blast from his mouth in a last final attempt to destroy Crash Bandicoot and the dragons.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) This is the end for you, Malefor.

Spyro: You've plagued the realms for the last time, Malefor, and now, you will never hurt anyone ever again!

Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, Whirlwind, Bash, Spotlight, Blackout, Blades, Camo, Echo, Fire Kraken, Zap, Flashwing, Drobot, and High Five: SKYLANDERS TEN ELEMENTAL DRAGON KAMEHAMEHA!

Crash Bandicoot fired a massive Kamehameha energy wave made of rainbow energy surrounded by flames, water drops, wind, earth, leaves, light, darkness, bones, gears, and magic, and the dragons fired blasts of fire, lightning, water, wind, earth, ice, light, darkness, spectral lightning, gears, and magic, and they overwhelmed Malefor's Dark Aether breath, and as they hit Malefor, they exploded with incredible power and overwhelmed him, and the resulting explosion killed Malefor as his body was completely obliterated. Then, Malefor's evil spirit has appeared before Crash Bandicoot and the dragons.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) You will never be welcome in our world ever again, Malefor. There's only one place where you belong.

Crash Bandicoot drew a kanji on Malefor's forehead.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SEALING ART: BLACK GATES!

Suddenly, Malefor was surrounded by the souls of all those he'd killed, along with the spirits of the dragons he's also killed, and when he was found guilty, Malefor's soul was eventually erased from existence for good. We cheered wildly for what Crash Bandicoot and the dragons did to Malefor, as Crash Bandicoot holstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and Crash Bandicoot's new body, clothes, jewelry, weapons, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Now, that's what I call one epic battle! Crash, you, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, Whirlwind, Bash, Spotlight, Blackout, Blades, Camo, Echo, Fire Kraken, Zap, Flashwing, Drobot, and High Five did an awesome job, thanks to you all, Malefor is gone for good, and he's never coming back again.

Crash Bandicoot: Thanks, Nico.

Spyro: And thanks to Crash using the Black Gates on Malefor, there's no chance of him ever returning again.

Cynder: That's right, and now, we're finally rid of him for good.

Lincoln: And Crash freed you of that last bit of darkness that Malefor had over you, Cynder. Still, that was a really powerful battle all of you fought, and we saw just how dangerous Malefor really is.

Me: You got that right, Lincoln.

Nico: It's hard to believe that he was once destined to do great things, but he tossed that aside, and he embraced evil and sought to destroy everything.

Lori: Malefor's desire for power corrupted him, and his heart literally turned black with malice and hate for every living thing on this world.

Lincoln: Including his fellow dragons, and he had to be stopped, otherwise, he would've destroyed every living thing in the world.

Terrador: You're absolutely correct about what you and Lori both said, Lincoln.

Ignitus: Indeed, if Malefor hadn't been stopped, the world would've been destroyed.

Cyril: But, now, Malefor is gone and he's never coming back.

Volteer: Yes, but we also have to watch out for more of Spyro's old enemies from long ago.

Lincoln: That's right, but we'll be ready for them when they attempt to show up.

Ignitus: I'm glad to hear it, and after what's happened here, we also want to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Of course, after everything that you and Masters Volteer, Terrador, and Cyril did in helping out in destroying Malefor, consider yourselves new members of the team, Master Ignitus.

Lincoln: And we'll also learn a lot from the Guardians who also taught Spyro everything they knew.

Me: That's right, we can also learn a lot from Masters Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, and Terrador.

Terrador: We've indeed heard you all have learned a lot from many powerful teachers that you've met during your adventures in the last six years, and you've learned a lot.

Volteer: And through that learning process, all of you have become stronger and smarter in the process.

Nico: That's correct.

We've welcomed Ignitus, Terrador, Cyril, and Volteer into the team, and not only did we complete the challenge here in Kyrgyzstan, but we also defeated Josee and Jacques who came after us for revenge, and Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador and the dragons of the Skylands destroyed the evil malevolent purple dragon, Malefor, and ended his life for good, and avenged all those who fell at his hands.

We went back to the flying fortress.

Twilight Sparkle: (To the viewers) Hope you all liked this awesome adventure in Kyrgyzstan. The competition is only just beginning. We have an awesome time ahead of us.

Me: Yeah we sure do.

We went back to the flying fortress and we were off.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 1 done.

The next part is gonna be in the Islands of Palau and we're going to put on an awesome concert for the capital city of Ngerulmud. Nico's rescue is gonna be in the episode of SpongeBob called Chum Caverns and Nico, Eli, Gali and Ariel are going to help Mr. Krabs make a new attraction for the Krusty Krab called the Krusty Caverns and they will face an evil version of Plankton. Also they are going to meet a Chaulight Gene-Slammer named Callie Allbright who is Nanette's sister and she HATES Nanette for stealing her thunder and it's up to Nico and the group to get her to make up with her. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Ren & Stimpy episode Cheese Rush Days and we're going to discover that Blue Cheese is worth as much as diamonds and take down an evil version of Ren Hoek from the infamous Adult Party Cartoon episode Ren Seeks Help and we're going to meet a gene-Slammer of Caius the Shadow Monarch named Charlene Novamanova. Charlene Novamanova is from Belarus and she is the Gene-Slammer of Caius the Shadow Monarch and she has a really strong power over the powers of darkness. She also has a fierce reputation as one of the fiercest bounty hunters in the world. She only goes after the most dangerous criminals and they are good money and it's how she got filthy rich too. The villain we're going to face in the islands of Palau is Amy and she has an old score to settle with her former sister. But also one of the gene-slammers has an old score to settle with Amy.

See you all tomorrow.