Flying over the jungles of Central America was Nico, me, The Hernandez Sisters and Hawkgirl and we were in the year 1511 and we were there to save Jaguar Paw and his village from being killed by the Mayans of Tikal in Guatemala from being Sacrificed.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Shayara.

Hawkgirl: No problem Nico. This will be really awesome to see.

Me: And we're flying over the jungles of Central America.

Fiona Hernandez: Yep we sure are. We're in the world of Apocalypto.

Nicole Hernandez: Oh wow. This will be awesome.

Me: Yep it sure will. That movie was bloody and awesome.

Nico: Yeah it was.

We flew over the jungle and we arrived at Tikal.

Me: The city of Tikal in Guatemala.

Nico: Wow. Look at all the people there. They are really excited about something.

Marie Hernandez: It's human sacrifice time. They're sacrificing humans to try and appease the Gods to try and replenish the land.

Nico: That is sick.

Me: Yeah but it was like this back 511 years ago.

Nico: Shayara, it must've hurt to side with your people against the rest of the Justice League.

Hawkgirl: It did. But in the end I chose the Justice League.

Me: The Thanagarean Invasion really scarred you Shayera.

Nicole Hernandez: That was terrible.

Natasha Hernandez: Yeah.

We were hiding in the clouds and watching and we heard the priest speaking.

Nico: What is he saying?

Fiona Hernandez: He is trying to appease the god of Fire, Kukulkan and trying to prevent him from destroying them.

Me: Yeah.

We saw him bring a man out and put him on an altar and then he stabbed him and cut him open and ripped out his beating heart and then chopped off his head and tossed the body down the pyramid.

Nico: That is sick.

Me: It was sick. But it was like this back then.

We then saw him about to sacrifice Jaguar Paw.

Nico: Alright, that tears it. We're putting a stop to this.

Me: Nico wait! Look!

We saw the Sun being eclipsed by the moon.

Nico: It's an eclipse.

Fiona Hernandez: Just like Jaguar Paw and the Oracle Girl said.

Hawkgirl: That is considered an omen.

Me: Yep.

The day turned into night and we saw the stars in the day. Wow.

Me: Just like what we saw in 2017.

Nico: Wow. That is amazing.

We saw the people clamoring and they were wondering what was happening.

Me: To the Mayans who worshiped the sun, the Moon eclipsing the sun was considered a bad omen.

Nico: Well, we have to do something!

Me: Nico trust me on this. Look there.

They were being taken to the ball field and they were gonna be used for Target Practice.

Me: Now comes the fun part.

I pulled out my bow and an arrow and it had a razor sharp tip.

Me: Watch this.

I pulled the arrow back. I had Zero Wolf locked in my sights.

Nico: Oh I get it. When you hit Zero Wolf that will be the signal to attack.

Me: Bingo.

They fired some arrows.

Me: Goodbye you Sacrificing Asswipe!

I fired the arrow and it zoomed fast through the wind and just as Zero Wolf was about to have a shot…

SQUELCH!

He was skewered all the way through his head and it came right off and stuck it to a pillar!

Nico: WHOA! Nice shot J.D.

Fiona Hernandez: That was awesome marksmanship.

Me: Just a little luck on that one.

Nico: SHOWTIME!

We flew down!

I fired balls of fire and they hit the men of Zero Wolf and ignited them.

Then Hawkgirl used her mace and smashed their bodies into pulp!

Hawkgirl: You've sacrificed your last innocent!

Nico: YEAH!

SLASH SLASH SLASH!

Nico slashed the men all over and Fiona and her sisters freed Jaguar Paw and friends.

Fiona Hernandez: Go go go!

They ran to the jungle!

Nico: Wait Zero Wolf's son is out there!

?: I got him!

A Great Blue Windrunner flew in.

Me: Whoa! A Great Blue Windrunner!

Nico: Wow!

We saw it change and revert back and it was a girl in blue clothes and she had Neon Aqua Blue hair and had blue wings on her back and a second set on her legs!

Nico: Wow! Lizzie Strong!

She swooped in and slashed Zero Wolf's Son and bisected him.

Nico: YEAH!

Lizzie Strong came back.

Lizzie Strong: Now that was awesome!

Hawkgirl: They won't be sacrificing anyone again.

Me: Well at least not until the Spanish Conquistadors have anything to say about it. Remember this is the time of the Spanish Conquest.

Hawkgirl: That's true.

Lizzie Strong: Yep but that was a magnificent shot J.D. I saw you take that shot from afar and that was great marksmanship.

Me: Thanks Lizzie. That was awesome firing from that far.

Nico: But it's awesome to see you Lizzie.

Lizzie Strong: Same here Nico. Wow you have grown into an amazing man.

Nicole Hernandez: Lizzie we missed you.

The Hernandez Sisters hugged her.

Lizzie Strong: Nicole, Natasha, Marie and Fiona. I missed you all too.

Nico: We all did.

Hawkgirl: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Lizzie Strong: I have a lot of them but my favorites are in science and nature classes.

Nico: Lizzie is a master of science, nature, evolution and biomechanics. She knows all there is to know about nature and the sciences of evolution and even speculative evolution.

Me: Wow! So you got slammed with Windrunner DNA.

Lizzie Strong: Yes but on purpose. To stop the Team Rocket Scientists from turning a number of kids into an army of Falconfly Gene-Slammers. Now my favorite memory is where me and Nico were learning so much about trees and how they will evolve in 200 million years and about the effects of poison ivy on the skin. It was really cool. We saw a girl picking on a kid for getting a bad grade and then I took some poison ivy and shoved it down her butt and she was itching for weeks because of it.

Nico: The Poison Ivy Itch-tastrophe!

We laughed at that.

Fiona Hernandez: (Laughs) I remember that! That was great!

Marie Hernandez: That sure was. We told the principal what she was doing and she was expelled.

Me: Good riddance to that bitch.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Lizzie hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Lizzie Strong: Me too Nico. Me too.

We then heard yelling.

Me: Uh oh. We got company. Lets get out of here.

Fiona Hernandez: We can take their weapons for us to use.

She rolled them up and we got out of there just in time before more Mayan Soldiers came.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Max Ride are heading to the world of Lethal Weapon 2, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nineteen girls there, but we're also going to kill Arjen Rudd.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of Lethal Weapon 2, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nineteen girls there, but we're also going to kill Arjen Rudd.

Me: That's right, big guy. I hated that asshole, Arjen Rudd, he's used his position as the Minister of Affairs for the South African consulate in Los Angeles to do a lot of corrupt activities, such as money laundering and he's also killed lots of African Americans during the South African Apartheid.

Nico: This guy deserves to die in the same manner like in the end of the movie.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and thanks for joining us on our rescue, Max.

Max Ride: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue, but we also got to watch out for Arjen Rudd's right-hand man, Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt, who's involved in much of Rudd's crimes along with the rest of Rudd's henchmen.

Lincoln: Not to worry, I've got a plan to dispose of them for good.

Lincoln sprouted his massive, long, and powerful eleven white werewolf tails with large black wolf heads, and they open their mouths and spit out what looks like mush in the same color as Lincoln's tanned skin, and they crawled silently to Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt and the rest of Rudd's henchmen. Then, the mush piles jumped on Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt and the rest of Rudd's henchmen, and they tried to get it off them, but it was just making it worse as they were being engulfed in them.

Nico: Now I see what you're doing, you're using Majin Buu's ability to absorb people into his body.

Lincoln: Yep, and once I've absorbed them, my body will also suck out every last bit of their energy, and once they've been weakened and completely drained of energy, Lincolns 2, 3, and 4 will destroy them and Super Hakai their spirits for good.

Me: Whoa.

Lincoln called back the mush piles with the engulfed Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt and the rest of Rudd's henchmen in them, and they piled onto Lincoln's stomach one by one, and they merged with his body, and he absorbed Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt and the rest of Rudd's henchmen into his body, and once inside, Pieter "Adolf" Vorstedt and the rest of Rudd's henchmen had their energy sucked out of their bodies by Lincoln, and they were drained completely of their energy, and then, Lincoln 2, Lincoln 3, and Lincoln 4 cut them all down, and their spirits were Super Hakaied for good.

Me: Nice one, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, J.D. But, we're not done yet, only Arjen Rudd remains.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Arjen Rudd, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Arjen Rudd, and he's going to kill them.

?: That heartless, good-for-nothing, corrupt asshole! Let's get him.

Suddenly, we saw the Koaki Meiru Valafar Duel Monster appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Lana Hugo. But, we'll talk later, right now, we got a corrupt Minister of Affairs for the South African consulate in Los Angeles to kill.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Arjen Rudd, and that allowed the seventeen girls to get away. When Arjen Rudd saw us, he was enraged.

Arjen Rudd: Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! But, how, where were the guards?!

Lincoln: They're dead, and now, you're next.

Me: You're heading straight for the grave, you asshole!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Nokama, Ren, Stimpy, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Arjen Rudd, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Arjen Rudd was badly injured by our attack on him. But, he still tried to show that he still had his so-called Diplomatic Immunity.

Arjen Rudd: Diplomatic Immunity, you can't hurt me.

But, what he didn't know was that Lincoln had sent the information of Arjen Rudd's crimes including money laundering and killings of African Americans during the South African Apartheid to the Los Angeles Police Department and to the FBI, and they not only revoked his Diplomatic Immunity status, they also gave us the order to kill him. Lincoln got out his Eater of Sins revolver and just like in the movie, Lincoln shot a powerful energy bullet made of Rudd's sins into his head, and not only did he die, but his body glowed purple and he was Super Hakaied for good.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) It's just been revoked!

Me: Yeah, you tell him, big guy!

We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: That's it for Arjen Rudd. (To Lana Hugo) And it's so good to see you again, Lana Hugo.

Lana Hugo: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Lana Hugo and they hugged, and Lana Hugo was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Lana Hugo: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Lana Hugo, she's from Michigan, and she's a powerful athlete and has a love for Spicy Food.

Me: She's just like Lynn and many of us.

Lana Hugo: But, unlike Lynn when she still had Dark Lynn in her, I'm known as a good sportswoman. And you guys are in for a shock: I've got five REALLY NASTY revelations about Heather.

We gasped in shock.

Lincoln: We already heard about one of them from Mavis Schroder yesterday, these five revelations you have for us are about to expose just how depraved Heather truly is. We'll hear about it later during our exercise in the TLPS Floating Fortress Gym, but, first, let's get you back to normal, Lana. Boys, you know the drill, and Nicole, you know what to do?

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Lana Hugo was reverting back to normal. Lana Hugo is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing crimson red hair, crimson red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive crimson red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Koaki Meiru Valafar.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Lana?

Lana Hugo: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Lana Hugo her new wardrobe, a sleeveless red midriff top, long red skirt with flowers on them, black shorts, black stockings, red shoes, long sleeveless crimson red trenchcoat with flames on the coattails with the Koaki Meiru Valafar on the back, and holstered on her back is a large CKoaki Meiru Valafar-themed sword with Koaki Meiru Valafar etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade, crimson red angel wings for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large crimson red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Lana Hugo: Wow, I love the outfit you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Lana Hugo's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Lana Hugo: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lana.

Lana Hugo had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her body and he leaned down and kissed Lana Hugo on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The seventeen girls are Hinata Ibuki, Koumoto Madoka, Nakatsugawa Ui, Sakai Hina, Toudou Koyori, Toudou Tsumugi, Dan Yuuka, Toudou Kasane, and Yorozu Senka from A Bridge to the Starry Skies, Elysia de Lute Ima, Aoyama Mio, Hatori Yuu, Ishikiri Izumi, Kosaka Chihiro, Nakagawa Kanon, Nikaidou Yuri, Shiomiya Shiori, Takahara Ayumi, and Terada Miyako from The World God Only Knows.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hinata Ibuki, Koumoto Madoka, Nakatsugawa Ui, Sakai Hina, Toudou Koyori, Toudou Tsumugi, Dan Yuuka, Toudou Kasane, Yorozu Senka, Elysia de Lute Ima, Aoyama Mio, Hatori Yuu, Ishikiri Izumi, Kosaka Chihiro, Nakagawa Kanon, Nikaidou Yuri, Shiomiya Shiori, Takahara Ayumi, and Terada Miyako.

Nicole Knudson: From A Bridge to the Starry Skies and The World God Only Knows, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Hinata Ibuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Hinata Ibuki and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Arjen Rudd, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Hinata Ibuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Hinata Ibuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hinata Ibuki, Koumoto Madoka, Nakatsugawa Ui, Sakai Hina, Toudou Koyori, Toudou Tsumugi, Dan Yuuka, Toudou Kasane, Yorozu Senka, Elysia de Lute Ima, Aoyama Mio, Hatori Yuu, Ishikiri Izumi, Kosaka Chihiro, Nakagawa Kanon, Nikaidou Yuri, Shiomiya Shiori, Takahara Ayumi, and Terada Miyako with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned home to the TLPS Flying Fortress and we told everyone what happened during Lincoln's rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Arjen Rudd.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Arjen Rudd and his henchmen, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Lana Hugo now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and we got rid of Arjen Rudd and his henchmen and stopped their illegal activities in Los Angeles for good.


After getting rid of Arjen Rudd and his henchmen, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Lana Hugo saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Lana Hugo: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Lana, and now, I can also defend myself.

Lana Hugo: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Lana. So, what are these five really REALLY NASTY revelations about Heather?

Lana Hugo: You guys aren't going to like these five revelations one bit. It wasn't long after Mavis Schroder stopped Heather's plot to burn down her own house to kill her parents and siblings to get the insurance money that she came out of hiding. I was asked by the FBI Royal Canadian Mounted Police to do some investigating on Heather, who came out of hiding, and I agreed to do so. During my investigation, I found out five really REALLY NASTY revelations about her. The first is that she tried to kill The Total Drama Crew who've gotten her voted off in the past with poison, but I snagged the poison before she could use it. The second is that she tried to use explosives to kill the Total Drama Crew again, but I disabled her little explosives and kept them in an evidence bag to use against her in trial. The third is that she tried to hire hitmen to kill The Total Drama Crew again, but I brutally pulverized them and got them all arrested by the authorities. The fourth is that Heather tried to slander the Total Drama Crew in front of live TV, but I soon posted evidence of Heather's wrongdoings on the internet, and once they went viral, everyone wanted her head on a pike, and she ran for her lift, and the fifth revelation is that she tried to kill them all by herself, but that's when I came in and really roughed her up by piledriving her into the ground, and her eyes were filled with so much hate and rage, it was like I was dealing with The Devil. Then, I tied her up and handed her to the cops, but she escaped and she swore she'd get revenge on me one day.

We gasped in total shock at those five nasty revelations about Heather.

Me: My God.

Nico: Heather really is a black-hearted murderous bitch from the depths of Hell, if she tried to do all of those things for revenge.

Lincoln: Now, we're really glad she's in prison for the rest of her miserable life. You know what, when we get back home, I'm going to give her the same curse I gave to Gabriel Tinsley, Jacques Schnee, Josee, Jacques, and Amy. We'll see just how smug she is when the tormented souls of her past come crying and screaming for her blood.

Nico: Now, that I'd like to see.

Me: Same here, Nico. Heather's gone too far this time.

We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm in the TLPS Floating Fortress sounded, and when Lincoln checked it out, he saw that Roxy and Linda Lash, two female thugs from the Black Dragon Clan and enemies of the Lee Brothers, are here and they're causing havoc.

Lincoln: Oh great, Roxy and Linda Lash are here.

Jimmy Lee: Those two just don't even know when to quit.

Gluko: We'd better take those two down before we head for The Comoros Islands.

Batch: And there's only one place for those two: prison.

Lincoln: Right, let's go.

We head out, and Lincoln fired two powerful rainbow energy balls at Roxy and Linda Lash, and they got hit in the back. When Roxy and Linda Lash saw us, they were already mad.

Roxy (Double Dragon): So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm are here?

Linda Lash: Now, we can get revenge on all of you for constantly defeating our allies and throwing them in prison.

Lincoln: Not going to happen, you two are both heading for the slammer.

Gluko: But, not after we rough you both up.

Batch: And have you both tied up.

Suddenly, Gluko and Batch's eyes turned neon purple and neon brown, and Gluko was surrounded by a purple energy aura with bats and shadows and Batch was surrounded by an orange energy aura with dragons, lava, and earth, and as they approached Roxy and Linda Lash, they left orange and purple energy, bats, shadows, dragons, lava, and earth with every step. Suddenly, Gluko was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with shadows surrounding the vortex, there's a colony of bats flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix, and Batch was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with lava and earth surrounding it, there was an Earth Dragon flying around it, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortexes faded, Gluko and Batch emerged, but they were changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Gluko grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with bats and shadows surrounding her, she had a bat with the Dark Kanji in their claws emblazoned on her forehead, she now has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair, and suddenly, Gluko felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with dark purple tips on the large purple feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on bat earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Dark Kanji in its claws and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange crystal links and a Thunderbird and a bat with purple gems for eyes and the Dark Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a purple sleeveless blouse, sleeveless purple midriff top with a purple phoenix on it, purple skirt, purple pants with dark flames on the legs, purple ankle-high leather high-heel boots, and a long sleeveless purple trenchcoat with bats and flames on the coattails, and a bat surrounded by shadows on the back. Gluko has on her Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Gluko has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold bat head with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the bat that said, "Gluko, Member of The Mon Colle Knights, Friend of Prince Eccentro and Batch, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Tanaka, Protector of Mon World, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Shadows, Darkness, and Bats."

六門天外モンコのメンバー、エクセントロ王子とバッチの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、田中の駆逐艦、モン・ワールドの守護者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そして影、闇、そしてコウモリのマスター

Gluko has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE DARKNESS BAT ANGEL OF SHADOW JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

And Batch grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has neon brown eyes and an orange energy aura with lava, earth, and dragons surrounding her, she has a dragon with the Earth Kanji in their claws emblazoned on her forehead, she now has fire colored highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair, and suddenly, Batch felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with fire colored tips on the large orange feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on dragon earrings with orange gems for eyes and the Earth Kanji in its claws and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange crystal links and a Thunderbird and a dragon with orange gems for eyes and the Earth Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a light orange sleeveless blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top with brown phoenix on it, orange skirt, black pants with flames on the legs, orange ankle-high high heeled boots, and long sleeveless orange trenchcoat with dragons, earth, and lava on the coattails, and a dragon surrounded by lava and rocks on the back, and Batch has on her Ring of The Phoenix with large orange gem on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Batch has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with fire-colored gems for eyes and a large fire-colored gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a fire-colored kanji below the dragon that said, "Batch, Tomboy Member of The Mon Colle Knights, Friend of Prince Eccentro and Gluko, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Tanaka, Protector of Mon World, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava and Dragons."

バッチ、モンコレ騎士団のおてんば娘、エクセントロ王子とグルコの友人、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、田中の駆逐艦、モンワールドの守護者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な驚くべき強力な教師の学生、そして溶岩とドラゴンのマスター

Batch has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY VOLCANIC DRAGON ANGEL OF VOLCANIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We also saw that Gluko and Batch's massive Defenders of Mon World have changed, they were known as Mon World's Knight Swords of Monster Justice, they're new large swords with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade with a bat etched on it, purple bat heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel for Gluko, and a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade with a dragon etched on it, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel for Batch.

We were amazed by Gluko and Batch's Super Angel Infinity transformations, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Roxy and Linda Lash saw them, they tried to attack, but Gluko and Batch fired powerful orange and purple energy blasts with shadows, bats, lava, and dragons at them, which sent the two thugs flying to a tree.

Lincoln: Wow, Gluko, Batch, you look beautiful. How do you both feel?

Gluko: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Shadow Bat and Divine Dark Love) We feel incredible, Linky.

Batch: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Earth Dragon and Divine Volcanic Love) Now, shall we take care of these two thugs?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, girls.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Gluko and Batch.

Lincoln: Let's get those two thugs.

Lincoln, Gluko, and Batch went after Roxy and Linda Lash, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Bats, and Dragons, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Roxy and Linda Lash. Then, Lincoln, Gluko, and Batch punched and kicked Roxy and Linda Lash with incredible superhuman strength, and they defeated the two thugs. Then, Lincoln tied them up with rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and beamed them to The Masters of Evil's prison. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Gluko, and Batch holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Gluko and Batch's new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Gluko: That was a lot of fun.

Batch: And we really roughed those two thugs up, awesome. Thanks for helping us take down those two thugs, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, girls.

Suddenly, Gluko and Batch wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and their chests were pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Gluko and Batch and he brought them into an embrace, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Gluko and Batch's faces, they kissed passionately as Gluko and Batch wrapped their left arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and they place their left hands on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, and right behind the three of them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Bat, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Me: Now, that's so awesome.

Nico: You said it, J.D.

We returned to the TLPS Floating Fortress to head for The Comoros Islands. Suddenly, Aku-Aku had sensed something in the air, and he heard the sound of familiar maniacal laughter in the air, and the same can be said for Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Alternate Tawna, and the Quantum Masks. When we saw the look of horror on Aku-Aku's face, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Aku-Aku, is someone waiting for us?

Aku-Aku: (Jamaican Accent) I'm afraid so, Lincoln. That voice I heard and that great evil I sensed, it's my evil twin brother, Uka-Uka.

We gasped in shock.

Nicole Knudson: Uka-Uka, I should've guessed he'd one day show up.

Crash Bandicoot: But, I'm not surprised, remember yesterday after Paige, Lincoln, and I wasted N. Tropy, I knew that one day, Uka-Uka would show up, and he'd want one thing: revenge on us for foiling his plans to take over the world, and also, for constantly humiliating him.

Me: Sheesh, looks like we're in for one wild battle. Aku-Aku, do you know where Uka-Uka is at?

Aku-Aku: (Jamaican Accent) Yes, I do, J.D., he's hiding out in The Comoros Islands.

Nico: And that's exactly where we're heading to now for our next challenge.

Gage the Hedgehog: Then, allow me to deal with that evil mask, Nico.

Nico: Alright, Gage, you got a deal.

Suddenly, Gage the Hedgehog's massive Defender of Mobius sword unholstered itself from his back, and it was suddenly surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elemental Sword of The Greek Gods and Mobian Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the Greek Deities of Fire, Ice, Electricity, Earth, Wind, and Water, Hephaestus, Boreas, Zeus, Gaea, the Anemoi, and Poseidon etched on the blade with the symbols of fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water around them, large gold wolf heads with rainbow gems for the eyes, large multi-colored gem embedded in the rainguard, longer brown handle, and four large gold wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes and a multi-colored gem on the bottom for the pommel.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln 2: Whoa is right, Nico. Gage, that new weapon you see before you is known as the Elemental Sword of The Greek Gods and Mobian Justice, it's an evolution of your Defender of Mobius sword, and it's imbued with the powers of the Greek Deities of Fire, Ice, Electricity, Earth, Wind, and Water, Hephaestus, Boreas, Zeus, Gaea, the Anemoi, and Poseidon.

Gage the Hedgehog: Awesome.

Suddenly, the sword called out to Gage the Hedgehog, and he grabbed the new large blade's longer black handle. Then, we saw something happen: Gage the Hedgehog's brownish green left eye and blue right eye glowed, and the power of that blade burned away his blindness forever, and then, we also saw something else happen to him: Gage the Hedgehog grew to 7'5" in height, and we saw all his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and we saw that Gage the Hedgehog now has powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs. When we saw what happened to Gage the Hedgehog, we were really stunned, Gage the Hedgehog has turned into a very muscular hunk.

Gage the Hedgehog: Whoa, what on Earth happened to me?

Lincoln made a water mirror, and when Gage the Hedgehog saw what happened to him, he was really stunned: not only can he finally see, but he saw that his body underwent one serious transformation, and he's also even more stronger than ever. Gage the Hedgehog saw what happened to him, and he was stunned. Then, he snapped his fingers and he was now in a brand-new outfit: a large pair of black pants held up by a black leather belt, he has on a larger version of his black shoes, larger yellow bracelets on his wrists and yellow anklets on his ankles, his necklace with the yellow crystal at the end, and he has his tranquillizer dart gun, flame thrower, grenade launcher, and ray gun still holstered, and he has on large weighted black bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs. He then holstered his massive Elemental Sword of The Greek Gods and Mobian Justice on his wider and more muscular back.

Gage the Hedgehog: Alright, now I'm ready for Uka-Uka after we complete our challenge. Let's go.

We head for the Comoros Islands, and later on after the challenge, Gage the Hedgehog is going to take down Uka-Uka, and see to it he never causes trouble ever again.


Later it was time for Zarya's 2nd Ambassador Mission.

Nico: (GULPS) I'm ready for this.

William: Nico, me and Maria should go with you for support.

Maria: Yeah Nico and the Loud kids, Lord Drakkon and Myotismon are coming too.

Me: Yeah Nico we're with you all the way on this.

Nico: Thanks guys. I'm excited to meet the Zenkaigers but also really nervous about the reprimanding Zocks will give me.

May: Well if he says anything harsh he will get a reprimanding.

Me: Yeah.

Zarya: But we'll be ready for anything coming.

Me: Lets head out.

We were off to Japan.

We arrived and we saw the Zenkaigers.

Me: Hey guys.

Kaito: Hey J.D.!

Zarya: Hey guys. Meet J.D.'s successor.

Nico: Awesome to meet you all.

Kaito: (shakes Nico's hand) It's really nice to meet you, Nico.

Nico: Same here. And these are some of our teammates.

Lincoln: We're the Loud Kids. I'm Lincoln Loud.

Lori: My name is Lori and I'm the eldest.

Leni: I'm Leni Loud.

Luna: Name's Luna Loud.

Luan: I'm Luan Loud.

Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud.

Linka Loud: I'm Linka Loud.

Lyra: I'm Lyra Loud.

Liberty: I'm Liberty Loud.

Lee: I'm Lee Loud.

Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud.

Lana: I'm Lana Loud.

Lola: I'm Lola Loud.

Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud.

Lily: And I'm Lily Loud the youngest of the family.

Magine: Wow! All your names start with the letter L.

Juran: And that is a lot of kids for one family.

Me: Yeah I was floored myself.

Lord Drakkon: My name is Lord Drakkon and I'm J.D.'s archenemy.

Me: He's one of members of the Masters of Evil and he's one of the villains from the Power Rangers comic books.

Nico: That's right.

Myotismon: I'm Nico's archenemy Myotismon.

May: My name is May Chan and I'm Nico's loving wife.

Poromon: And we're the mascots of the team. I'm Poromon.

Poliwag: Poliwag.

Manaphy: Manaphy.

Horsea: And I'm Horsea.

Magine: Wow! A Digimon and 3 Pokemon.

Me: Many more of them actually.

Maria: I'm Maria Rockell, second in command of the Redemption Squad.

William: And my name is William Dunbar and I'm the leader of the Redemption Squad. We're all with Nico for support.

Zocks: It's awesome to meet you all.

Lord Drakkon: Same here Zocks.

Nico: Yep.

Zocks: (Smirks) Why don't you come inside?

Flint: (laughs evilly) Yeah! We've got LOADS to talk about!

Cutanner and Ricky just chuckled sadistically.

Me: Guys please don't do that. We have enough of that when we fight bad guys.

Flint: Sorry.

We went into the shop.

Zarya: (looks around Candy Cafe Colorful) I've notced that I haven't seen your grandmother yet.

Kaito: Oh, she and my parents are still out on vacation after everything with the Tojitendo. Not to worry. You'll meet them on your next visit.

Me: One day we will. But yeah.

Nico: Look, Zocks. Hit me with your best shot. I can take whatever you have to say to-

POW!

Nico was cut off with Zocks punching Nico in the face, giving him a black eye and knocking him to the ground. William and Maria helped Nico up.

OUCH!

Me: Zocks that's going too far!

William: (glares at Zocks) Hey, man! What the Fuck?!

Zocks: (to Nico) Where the Hell do you get off?!

Nico: What are you talking about?

Flint: He's talking about how you treat J.D. badly, you filthy piece of shit!

Me: WHAT!? He never treated me that badly!

Zocks: (to Flint) I'm sorry, sis. Do you want to participate in the reprimanding too? Because I originally planned it for only me.

Me: Zocks punching him in the face was going overboard!

May: Yeah man!

Zocks: You think it's funny to mistreat J.D. after everything he did for you?!

Nico: Name one time I've treated him badly!

Zocks: Does making him team up with Sperg ring a bell?

Me: Zocks that was an emergency situation!

Nico: (sighs) Yes. But that was because we needed all the help we could find.

Me: Yeah the world was being invaded by Aliens that wanted our cheese to destroy us!

May: Yeah and you know how much Nico loves cheese.

Zocks: You also made him team up with Zurg about a week ago. I know that he proved himself Masters of Evil Material in the end. But that probably was stressing J.D. out even more after he was crying from killing Shredder out of vengeance!

Me: Now wait just a goddamn minute Zocks! Desperate times called for desperate measures! Heroes and villains have teamed up from time to time for things that happened like that! The Battle with Thanos was one of those times and we also had many wars where all the villains helped too. And some of them weren't in the Masters of Evil back then.

Flint: He does have a point.

Zocks: And you wanted to retreat and come up with a plan against Yog Sothoth in the middle of his rampage!

Lucy Loud: I'm sorry, Nico. But he has a point on that.

Me: That was because we had to act fast! We wouldn't be able to come up with a plan in time because the world was in danger!

Zocks: Not to mention that when you left Poromon and Poliwag alone, they threw a party! And on the anniversary of the 20 Days of Darkness!

Juran: That probably was disrespectful of them to do that.

Me: Yeah those days have affected not just Nico but ALL of us!

Zocks: (sighs) Okay, yeah you're right. Low blow. You know what? Everyone can just participate in this reprimanding too because people won't stop interrupting me!

Luna: Dudes, this is the funniest reprimanding ever!

Luan: (laughs) I know!

Me: Guys you're not helping!

Luna: Sorry.

Zocks: Let's not forget that when you and Sydney had a rescue together, you said you didn't need Eli's bonking heads method.

Lily: (to Nico) Wait. You really said that?!

Zocks: And the icing on the cake was when you decided not to use the Black Gate for about a week!

Nico: That's because Scott Pilgrim said the Black Gates might be taking a toll on our sanity! I don't want J.D. to turn out like the Justice Lords.

Me: I thought we were over that.

Flint: Big bro is like J.D. too. YOU THINK HE'S GONNA TURN EVIL TOO, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER?!

Lincoln: Geez, and I thought Tayuya had a foul mouth.

Me: Same with me. My mouth is just as rotten.

Laney: And I thought J.D. went through it rough when Bumblebee and everyone in the Aligned Universe reprimanded him.

Lana: Yeah.

Me: Okay Zocks that's enough. I think we get the point already.

Nico: (sighs) Maybe I HAVE been acting like a jerk lately.

Ricky: You think?!

Me: Ricky that's enough!

Ricky: Okay okay!

Me: The last thing we want is to reopen old wounds after everything that happened to us.

Nico: (to me) J.D., I'm sorry if I ever mistreated you in any way. I understand if you want your leadership back.

Me: No. Keep it. Like I said, you've earned it. Also Nico you didn't Mistreat me in ANY way. Zocks is wrong about that and you are a great leader. But there were times when we needed to act fast.

Zocks: J.D.'s right. I didn't say all that to hurt you. This was all constructive ctriticism. (smiles) You ARE a good leader. But you also have to be a good friend too. Especially to J.D.

Nico: Thanks Zocks.

Zocks: Okay. We're done.

Nico: Wait. The reprimanding's over already?

Zocks: Yes. I'm sorry if what I said was harsh. But it needed to be said. As long as you remember to be a good leader and a good friend at the same time, we won't have any problems.

Nico: (smiles) Thanks, Zocks.

Flint: (grabs Nico's manhood) But if you ever mistreat J.D. like that again, I'm going to tear off your manhood so bad you won't be able to regrow it for a week!

May growled ferociously at her!

Zocks: Flint, that's enough. My point's already been made.

Flint: Sorry!

Me: No need to resort to being a rapist and torturer.

Lord Drakkon: Yeah that's going a bit too far babe.

Flint: Sorry.

Nico: Anyway, now that you've made your point, let me explain to you how I fooled the Tojitendo into thinking they captured all the Super Sentai worlds.

Vroon: What are you talking about? When I worked for them as a janitor, they DID capture the Super Sentai Worlds. Heck, Boccowaus even used five of them in the final battle.

Nico: (laughs) Did you really think I wouldn't see that coming?

Me: Nico was actually one step ahead of Boccowaus on that.

Gaon: So, the Tojitendo only captured copies instead of the real deal?!

Nico: I couldn't let all the Super Sentai's work go to waste because of a bunch of Machine Empire ripoffs. Unfortunately, I couldn't do the same for the worlds the Tojitendo captured.

Me: But it was a very genius tactic. I have a feeling that when Boccowaus finds out about that in death, he's going to be REALLY infuriated.

Nico: I have a feeling he already is.

Lola: That will be awesome to see him explode with rage like that.

Me: Yeah with all of their work down the drain.

Flint: Also, me and Secchan made a Sentai Gear and Transformation Gun Geartlinger just for you, Zarya.

Juran: Don't expect it to be based on the Gorengers, Zyurangers, Gaorangers, Magirangers, Boukengers, and Gokaigers. Those are already taken.

Zarya Moonwolf: Wow! Thanks guys!

Me: Now you and me can be part of the team as well Zarya.

Zarya Moonwolf: We sure can.

Me: Oh don't forget Kyurangers. I've got that one.

Juran: Right sorry.

Nico: But that was awesome seeing that.

Lord Drakkon: J.D. has become rangers for EVERY team that we recruited.

Me: It's true. But we haven't met the Dino Fury rangers yet and we meet them later on.

Maria: Hey, what's that?

We then saw at the door... an elderly version of Poromon?

Poromon: (gasps) Grandpa Poromon?!

Grandpa Poromon: Poromon?

They went and hugged.

Me: You got to be kidding me. That's Poromon's grandpa? But I didn't think it's possible for Digimon to age because they're data.

Nico: That is strange.

But that's not the strangest one. In came Maria's father Carlos Rockell!

Maria gasped!

Maria: Dad?

Carlos Rockell: Maria?

Maria: (Tears stream down her face) Dad?

Carlos Rockell: Maria. Look at you. You've grown into a beautiful woman.

Maria: DAD!

She went and hugged her dad for the first time ever.

Maria: (CRYING) OH DADDY! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Zocks: (to Nico and me) I hope there are no hard feelings.

Nico: Nope. I know you were just giving constructive criticism.

Zocks: Good. (frowns) Because I need you two and Kaito to brace yourselves for when you see my ancestor after J.D.'s ancestor comes.

Lynn: I'm sure he's not that bad.

Me: Whoa! I remember seeing Zocks's ancestor on TV and he was one tough pirate.

Nico: Yeah that was amazing though.

Zocks: It sure was cool though.

May: Yeah it sure was.

Maria: (Crying) Daddy I missed you so much.

Carlos Rockell: I know Maria. I missed you too. But look at you. You have grown into an amazing woman. I couldn't be anymore prouder of you.

Maria: (Crying) But you have seen what happened to me because of the Big Bang.

Carlos Rockell: I did sweetheart and I'm sorry that happened to you. But you are lucky to have an amazing friend like Carol.

Maria: (Crying) I know dad. I am too.

William went over to him.

William: Hello sir. I'm William Dunbar. Maria's boyfriend.

Carlos Rockell: It's a pleasure to meet you William.

Zocks' ancestor Pirate Goldtsuiker came in.

Zocks: Oh, it's you.

Pirate Goldtsuiker: That's right. Pirate Goldtsuiker is back! And I'm here to claim the valuables of this place! (grabs Kaito by the collar) Hand them over!

Zocks: (facepalms) This is what I was warning you about.

Lola: I thought you two were the same kind of pirate.

Zocks: He's old fashioned like Captain Hook. I, on the other hand, am honorable like Jack Sparrow.

Me: Big difference. And Jack Sparrow follows a code.

I unsheathed my sword and held it to Pirate Goldtsuiker's neck.

Me: I would back off if I were you. You swashbuckling bilgerat.

Pirate Goldtsuiker: Ye have a lot of nerve laddie.

Me: So I have been told.

Caveman me came in and he looked so much like Kru'll the Eternal and he was a Cro Magnon me.

Me: Whoa!

Caveman me: (Voice like Michael Dorn) Wow! You are my 21st Century self.

Me: Wow! I always wanted to meet my Ice Age ancestor. You're my ancestor from 40,000 years ago.

Caveman Me: That is right. And you have evolved a lot from what I was.

Me: Yeah humans have evolved in a lot of ways over the last 200,000 years.

Nico: Wow! So this is your ancestor from the Ice Age. That is amazing.

Caveman Me: It sure is and it's an honor to meet you Nico.

Nico: Pleasure is mine.

Manaphy: (to Caveman me) Do you know who brought you and those other 3 back?

Caveman Me: Yes I do and it was Bon World.

We gasped.

Me: I remember Bon World! He wanted to turn the entire world into a festival and what was really cool is how he brought back many deceased family members.

Nico: That is amazing. And he really pissed Zocks off there when he resurrected his Pirate ancestor.

We went to face Bon World and we found him in the middle of the Shinjuku District.

Me: Bon World. So we meet at last.

Bon World: An honor to meet you J.D. How did you like meeting your Caveman ancestor?

Me: Really awesome. And you brought Maria's dad back.

Maria: That's right. And I'm happy for that.

Me: Lets make that permanent. (Snaps fingers)

I had Carlos and my Caveman self resurrected and brought back for good.

Juran: You didn't bring my old man back?

Bon World: I figured you'd be happy to see the first 3 more. And I know Zocks still has a lot of hard feelings towards his ancestor to let out.

Gaon: As long as you don't turn a certain someone's mother against him, we'll have no problem.

Me: You mean have Stacey's mother turn against him.

Gaon: Yeah. That was crazy.

Bon World: You can relax. Caveman you and Maria's dad are safe from my powers. Level up!

With that, Grandpa Poromon and Pirate Goldtsuiker's eyes turned red.

Grandpa Poromon then started hitting Poromon with his cane.

BONKBONKBONKBONKBONK!

Poromon: OW OW OW OW OW!

Poromon stopped the cane and Manaphy and Horsea grabbed Grandpa Poromon.

Before Pirate Goldtsuiker could swing his sword at Flint, Zocks grabbed his arm.

Zocks: (smirks) You didn't think I wouldn't see that coming?!

Me: I had a feeling this would happen. Ready Kaito?

Nico: This will be awesome!

Kaito: I'm always ready for this!

Kaito: Zarya, consider this your first field test.

Zenkaigers: Change Zenkai!

Me: Change Zenkai!

Zarya: Change Zenkai!

Zocks: Change Twokai!

Zocks then started dancing. Poromon and Poliwag were dancing too.

Poromon: (with Cutanner on his head) Yay!

Poliwag: (with Ricky on his head) Woohoo!

We transformed!

Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー

Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン

Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン

Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ

Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン

Me: STAR POWER! ZENKAI ZODIA! ゼンカイゾディアック

Zarya: CHANGE WOLF POWER! ZENKAI WOLF! ゼンカイウルフ

Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー

All: The eight assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Nico: AWESOME!

Zarya: Wow! This is awesome! (HOWLS) The Wolf Power and the Changeman are in me.

Nico: That is cool! That is a powerful team there. You have all the powers of the Changeman from 1985.

Zarya: Wow!

Kaito: Full Power Non Stop!

Zocks: I'll make a show out of it two!

Me: Lets get him guys!

He summoned Kudakks and Kudaiters!

Juran: Kudaiters and Kudakks too?!

Me: The Footsolders of the Zenkaigers. This is gonna be awesome!

Nico: Yeah!

Lincoln: Just like living an episode on TV.

Laney: Lets get them!

Maria: Dad. Watch me.

Maria fired a blast of water and smashed the Kudaiters down all over.

Lola, Lana, Laney, Lincoln and Lisa blasted the Kudaiters and Kudakks all over the place with fire, ice, leaves, lightning and gears and blew them apart in powerful explosion!

KRABBBOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM! BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Nico: Check this out! NUOVA STAR!

The 4-Star Dragonball on Nico's bracelet glowed and Nico fired a ball of fire and it hit the Kudaiters and Kudakks and they exploded in a huge pillar of fire and incinerated them all over!

Bon World: Wow! You guys are powerful!

Me: Lets see how you all like this! ZODIAC BARRAGE!

I formed the 13 signs of the Zodiac and blasted Bon World all over the place!

Zarya: How about this too? LYCANTHROPE POWER!

A Dark Blue Werewolf Aura flared up around Zarya and she fired moonlight blasts and they hit Bon World all over and exploded.

Kaito: (takes out Flashman gear) Let's see what the Flashman gear does at normal size.

He used the power of the Flashman from 1986 and fired energy blasts from the Flashman Geartlinger Bazooka and it hit Bon World and exploded in massive fiery explosion blasts.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me: Awesome!

Zocks: I told you. The captain of the Goldtsuiker family... is me! Cutanner, time for Shinken form!

Cutanner: Okay, big bro!

Zocks started dancing again and this time, Manaphy and Horsea danced as well.

Manaphy: Alright!

Horsea: I love dancing!

Nico: (Laughs) That's what I like about you Zocks. You're a great and awesome dancer.

Zocks: Thanks Nico.

Zocks turned into his Shinkenger Twokaiser form! He was imbued with the power of the Japanese Samurai Rangers!

Me: AWESOME!

Kaito: Nico this is for you!

Nico was given his own Zenkai Changer and the Jetman Gear!

Nico: AWESOME! My own Zenkai Changer.

Me: This is gonna be cool!

Zocks: (shoots Pirate Goldtsuiker's sword out of his hands) That's for harming Flint! (kicks him down) That's for disrespecting my job as captain! (takes out Changeman gear) And this... is because I just want two see if I can use the Changeman gear!

He activated the powers of the Changeman from 1985 and he used the Griffon Magma Galaxy and blasted Pirate Goldtsuiker all over!

Nico: Now for the fun part. ZENKAI CHANGE!

He transformed!

Nico: JET POWER! ZENKAI JET! ゼンカイジェット!

He was a Green Jetman Zenkaiger!

Nico: Wow! I can feel the power of the Jetman flowing through me.

Lincoln: That is awesome Nico!

Laney: Yeah!

Magine: We need more help!

Nico: Oh, I know what you mean!

Me: This will be fun!

Kaito: Zarya this is for you too.

He gave her a blue version of the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon!

Zarya: Awesome! My own Zenkai Cannon!

Me: Way to go Zarya! Lets do it!

Me, Kaito, Nico and Zarya used our Zenkai Cannons.

Nico: (Turns dial) BARKING BEAST POWER!

Nico summoned the Blue Sun Vulcan, Yellow Liveman, White Jetman, Pink Gingaman, Silver Gaoranger, and World Zyuohger!

Me: (Turns Dial) EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!

I summoned Battle France of Battle Fever J, the Yellow Maskman, Green Dairanger and Purple Gekiranger!

Zarya: Here we go! (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

Zarya summoned the Pink Changeman, Green Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Orange Kyuranger!

Kaito: (Turns Dial) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!

Kaito summoned the Silver GoGoFive, Pink Dekaranger, and Green Patranger!

We blasted and smashed and pulverized Bon World all over.

Me: Now for this!

Kaito: Lets do it!

Me: Brace yourself Zarya. The Zenkai Cannon has one helluva recoil!

Me, Nico, Zarya and Kaito: BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!

We activated the powers of the Super Sentai teams from over the course of 45+ years and then we fired!

Zarya was blown back from the Recoil and she spread her wings and flew back and the blasts of the red ranger heads formed into the Zenkaiger head and then the blasts all hit Bon World and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Bon World you have failed this city! (Sighs) You don't know how long I've been wanting to say that to one of the Zenkaiger monsters for real.

Zocks and Poromon watched as their ancestors faded back into the afterlife.

Poromon: Grandpa Poromon was fun while he lasted.

Zocks: Yeah but at least you got to see your grandpa again.

Poliwag: It was cool to meet him though.

Poromon: Yeah it sure was.

Me: We're not done yet though guys!

A Kudaitest appeared.

Kudaitest: I hope you enjoyed having your family members back. Because you won't live long enough to spend time with them!

The Kudaitest stepped on the Manga Tojiru Gear and became Great Bon World.

Great Bon World: I'm overflowing with Bon power!

Magine: Vroon, time for our version of ZenkaiOh!

Zocks: Ricky, mind helping me form TwokaiOh?

Me: LETS DO IT!

Me, Zarya, Nico and the Zenkaigers: BIG BANG!

Zarya was a REALLY AWESOME DARK BLUE WOLF ZORD and Nico was a REALLY AWESOME GREEN JET ZORD!

Me: Nico you look awesome! Same with you Zarya!

Zarya: I sure do! Wow!

Nico: This is the first time I've turned into a Zenkai Zord! So awesome!

Great Bon World: See if you find this shocking!

Great Bon World used the nearby lanterns to electrocute us.

I fired lasers and blasted the lanterns into dust.

Nico: Taste this too!

Nico fired missiles and blasted Great Bon World all over!

Me: Kaito lets finish him.

Kaito: With pleasure!

Me, Nico, Zarya and the Zenkaigers: Dai Dai Dai Zenkai! Ba-Ba-Ba-Ban! Do-Do-Do-Don!

We fired massive energy blasts and they hit Great Bon World and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead and the Bon World Gear shattered and the world was liberated!

Kaito: It's a Full Power World! All okay!

Me: Now he is officially dead!

Eli and everyone saw us all on TV and it was awesome as they cheered wildly for us!

Nico: That was awesome!

Laney: Yeah it was!

Lincoln: One of the best ever!

Nico: Yeah!

Zocks: (smiles at Nico) Remember what I said, okay?

Nico: I know. Being a good leader isn't enough. You have to be a good friend too.

Me: And Nico has lots of good friends too.

Laney: That is for sure.

Lana: Yeah he sure does.

Nico: Yep.

May: And those he loves too.

Zarya: Yeah that is true.

Me: Yeah.

Zocks: And J.D. you can hit me for reprimanding Nico.

Me: You sure Zocks?

Zocks: Yeah I can take it.

Me: Well okay.

POW!

I punched Zocks in the face and sent him crashing into the wall and he came out with a black eye.

Me: Sorry Zocks.

Zocks: (Dazed) No problem. (Blubbers) Wow! J.D. you are strong.

Me: Sorry. Superhuman strength comes with the job description. But you are really strong yourself to give Nico a black eye like that. And Nico is a Saiyan. His race is one of the strongest and most powerful warrior races in the universe.

Zocks: Wow! That is amazing.

Nico: It's true.

Me: But Nico you aren't gonna live this down are you?

Nico: No.

We went back to the Flying Fortress as the Zenkaigers went back to Colorful. Unknown to us, a certain former prince of the Tojitendo was watching the whole thing.

Stacey: (smirks) See you soon, J.D. (walks away)

I sensed something and looked back.

Zarya: What is it?

Me: I sense that I'm gonna be meeting a very familiar foe that gave the Zenkaigers a hard time before.

Nico: You mean Stacey right?

Me: Yep.

We went back.

We came back.

Eli: Wow! You guys were awesome again!

Me: We sure were.

Nico: That... actually turned out better then I thought.

Erica: Nico we'll smashed Zocks all over for saying those mean things to you!

Missy: YEAH WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!

Lizzie Strong: We'll dogpile on him for what he said to you!

Ellie Singh: NO ONE HURTS YOU LIKE THAT!

Nico went over to his chair to calm down.

LeFou came in.

LeFou: I saw what happened Nico. Are you okay?

Nico: I'm all right LeFou.

LeFou: Nico don't let what Zocks say get you down! You are a great guy and you got to pull yourself together! (Sings)

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Nico
Looking so down in the dumps

POW!

(Nico punched LeFou in the face and sent him onto the table)

Every guy here'd love to be you, Nico
(cheering from the gallery)

Even when taking your lumps

There's no one on the team as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

(Lefou turns chair back to forward)

And it's not very hard to see why!

(May and Nico's Harem sat all around Nico and swooned over him)

No one's slick as Nico, no one's quick as Nico
No one's next as incredibly thick as Nico
For there's no man on the team half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

(Jumps on their heads)

And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on!

(Lefou has pulled a Lynn Sr.'s belt off, whose pants fall to the ground. Lefou jumps up and wraps the belt around Nico's neck, who flexes and breaks it off. Lefou continues to dance around. Team pick him up and swing him around.) (Gaston's Old cronies swing Lefou back and forth into the camera. Lefou tickles Nico's chin, who stands with pride)

[Cronies and Lefou]
No one's been like Nico, a king-pin like Nico

[Lefou]
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Nico

[Nico]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

[Cronies]
My, what a guy that Nico!

[All of us]
Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips

[Lefou]
Nico is the best and the rest is all drips!

(Lefou swings up his arm in dance and throws a mug of root beer in Nico's face, who socks Lefou in the face)

UH OH!

[All]
No one fights like Nico, no one hits like Nico

[Wrestler]
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Nico

[Bimbettes]
For there's no one as burly and brawny

[Nico]
As you see I've got biceps to spare

[Lefou]
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny

[Nico]
That's right!
And every last bit of me's covered with hair!

(Nico fights with the men, then lifts a bench with the Bimbettes on it. He drops the bench on Lefou, then turns to the camera and reveals his hairy chest.)

HUBBA HUBBA!

[Cronies]

No one hits like Nico, matches wits like Nico

[Lefou]
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Nico!

[Nico]
I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!

ALL: Ten points for Nico!

(Nico plays a chess game with a man, then hits the board, sending it and pieces all over. He takes a bite of leather from the belt once wrapped around his neck, chews it and spits it into a spittoon, which falls and gets stuck on the head of Lefou.)

[Nico]
When I was a lad I ate 12 dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large!
And now that I'm grown, I eat 20 dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

(Nico juggles a number of eggs, then swallows them whole. Lefou attempts the trick, and is hit in the face by 5 eggs.)

[All]
No one shoots like Nico, makes those beauts like Nico

BANG BANG BANG!

[Lefou]
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Nico

[Nico]
I use Villain Pelts in all of my decorating!

(Nico takes three shots at a root beer barrel, which begins leaking into the Mugs of onlookers and the mascots. He returns stomping to his chair, where we see the fireplace surrounded by the heads and pelts of all the villains we has killed. The mystery cut of music is here! Cut to ending of "Nico")

[All]
My what a guy!
Nico!

(The cronies have picked up the chair and carry Nico around in it. Lefou tries to flee, but they toss the chair into its normal place, and Lefou is pinned underneath)

We cheered for him!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was great! (See's LeFou) Oops sorry LeFou.

Nico helped him up.

Nico: Thanks LeFou! That really helped a lot!

LeFou: Glad I can help Nico. If it worked on Gaston it can do the same to you.

Nico: (Laughs) It sure did. That was awesome.

Laney: It sure was.

Me: That song is one of my favorites. Sure I hate Gaston but that was a cool song.

Fluttershy came in and she was holding her stomach in pain.

Me: Fluttershy?

Azula: You alright, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: Just a stomachache but I'll be fine. (Stomach Gurgles) Uh oh. (FARTS) (BLUSHES IN EMBARRASSMENT)

Me: Uh oh.

Lucy (Pokemon): Jesus, Fluttershy! What did you eat?!

Fluttershy: Oh um beans.

Nico: Oh boy.

But we smelled the farts and surprisingly and shockingly it didn't smell horrible at all! It smelled like awesome perfume.

Nico: Wow that smells amazing.

Me: That is no ordinary flatulence. We better run some tests.

We took Fluttershy to the lab and Lisa ran some tests.

Dirge: What's the analysis?

Lisa: Hmm. Fluttershy has flatulence that instead of smelling like raw sewage, it actually smells like beautiful floral beauty and perfume.

Me: Wow! That is amazing. Lets see.

I pulled out Full Moon Perfume.

Me: Lets see how it compares.

Fluttershy farted and Lisa captured the gas and I sprayed the perfume into a container and Lisa analyzed them and it was a match!

Lisa Loud: It appears that Fluttershy's flatulence and J.D. sample of the Full Moon perfume is a definite 100% match.

Me: Wow! That is amazing and the monsters of the monster world that Lucy know absolutely hate this perfume because it really hurts their noses, lungs and eyes.

Fluttershy: That is really unusual. I didn't know I had this kind of power.

Lincoln: But it smells beautiful on you Fluttershy. (Kisses her)

Fluttershy: (Giggles) Thanks Linky.

Nico: Also, LeFou, the song wasn't actually necessary.

LeFou: It wasn't?

Nico: Zocks actually repimanded me to make sure I'm a good friend to J.D. as well as a good leader.

G1 Blades: So, you didn't break down crying?

Nico: Nope. I took all the criticism like a man. (to Missy, Erica, and my other female friends) So, you girls don't need to beat him up, okay? We're all good now.

Missy: Oh. Okay. Sorry we were just looking out for you.

Nico: Thanks girls. I appreciate that and LeFou thanks for the song and it was awesome! I liked it.

LeFou: I'm still glad though Nico.

Me: There was NO DOUBT Nico. You really DID take it like a man.

Nico: Thanks. That was so awesome though.

Ultra Humanite: Thank you for not bringing any beer, Poromon.

Poromon: Of course I didn't. It wasn't time for the special mission with the Zenkaigers yet.

Me: That's true but this was still an awesome Ambassador Mission/Episode Reenactment.

Nico: Yes it sure was. That was fun. Anyway that was awesome but now it's time for part 4 of the Ridonculous Race.

FART!

Fluttershy: Oh sorry.

Nico: No worries Fluttershy. As long as Ickis, Krumm and Oblina and the Gromble don't smell you.

Lucy Loud: Yeah it's not good for them.

Fluttershy: I'll be okay.

Nico: The next part of the race is in the Comoros Islands.

Me: In between Mozambique and Madagascar.

Eli: This will be awesome.

Moonstone, Electro, Deadwood, Hydro Man, Mysterio, Xiao Fung, Oculous, Shendu, Selene, and Amora then appeared.

Moonstone: Can me, Electro, Deadwood, Hydro Man, Mysterio, Xiao Fung, Oculous, Shendu, Selene, and Amora go with you guys this time?

Nico: Yes you all sure can and man this was an awesome day.

Xiao Fung: It sure was. We heard LeFou sing and he did an awesome job and we also heard about Zocks reprimanding you Nico. Are you all right?

Nico: I'm fine Xiao Fung.

Me: Nico took that criticism like a man.

Oculous: We also heard that Maria and her father are back together thanks to Bon World. That is awesome and J.D. you met your ancestor from 40,000 years ago.

Me: Yeah this was a REALLY eventful Ambassador mission for me and Zarya and some of the team. Also Missy, Erica, girls you don't have to reprimand Zocks. I punched him in the face. So we're even.

Missy: Oh okay then.

Nico: Yeah that was awesome.

Blast Off: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: This will be an interesting one. I was thinking of meeting a Kryptonian Gene-Slammer.

Superman: Wow! A Gene-Slammer for one of my kind? That would be an amazing sight to see.

Supergirl: It sure would. I am looking forward to this one.

Me: And I have a have a strong feeling we'll meet her on Krypton before it explodes. So Superman, Supergirl, Eli and myself will go with you. It'll be interesting to see what Krypton was like before it exploded.

Nico: It sure will be cool. And if we face General Zod again I want to try and get him to join the M.O.E.

Me: That's your choice Nico.

Superman: And we won't stop you there.

Me: And that will give us a perfect matchup in the future. Kryptonian Gene-Slammer VS Rogue Kryptonian General.

Nico: Nice!

We arrived at the Comoros Islands 🇰🇲.

Me: Here we are guys. Welcome to Grand Comore Island.

Nico: Wow it's beautiful.

We saw lemurs and monkeys of all kinds on the island.

Deadwood: Damn, the Comoros islands has a lot of plant and wildlife!

Nico: It sure does. The Comoros Islands are home to many kinds of monkeys and lemurs and has all kinds of beautiful trees.

Fluttershy: Oh they are so amazing and adorable.

Nico: Yes they are.

Doubledealer: I have a feeling we'll meet another group of heroes here.

Me: I have that same feeling too.

ZOOM!

Something zoomed by us with incredible speed and we couldn't see who it was. But whatever it was ran so fast that it left a line of fire as they ran and set the road on fire.

Nico: WHOA! Did you see that!?

Me: Yeah! Whoever ran like that was really burning up the road!

Xiao Fung: Okay, does anyone know the challenge for today?

Don: I do. The challenge is to kill this guy.

He gave us a wanted poster and it was that of GENERAL PARVO!


General Parvo is the main antagonist of the animated series Road Rovers. General Parvo is an evil mastermind out to take over the world through various schemes that involve the use of mutated animals. He suffers from a constant cough and has his right hand woman, The Groomer, carry a supply lozenges. Later in the series, he is revealed to be a mutant cat, or "Feline-Sapien", that has more human features.

Biography
Parvo's origin is a paradox. After an accident reverted him back to his original form of an alley cat, his new time machine sent him back in time to when Dr. Sheppard was perfecting his device for evolving animals. When The Groomer found him, she used the device to evolve him back, however he had amnesia. The Groomer then told him who he was and how his goal is to take over the world.


Nico: General Parvo! Oh man!

Me: Do you know him Nico?

Nico: You bet I do. And not only is he Public Enemy #1 of the Road Rovers but he and I have a really bad history with each other. Before I joined the team I foiled many of his plans and also I have been a major thorn in his side. Just like you J.D. with Abraham Kane.

Me: Whoa! That is really amazing Nico.

Airi: Those must've been the Road Rovers who just passed us.

Nico: Then that must've been the leader. Hunter.

Me: He's the dog that is owned by the President of the United States and the leader of the team.

Eli: I've always liked Colleen. She's a Collie and she is beautiful.

Me: I like Exile because he is a husky and you know how much I love Huskies.

Hunter: (German Accent) I've liked Blitz because he's a Doberman Pinscher and is from Germany.

Nico: Shag is cool and he is from Switzerland and he's an Old English Sheepdog.

Laney: And Muzzle is really amazing. He is in a straitjacket and like Hannibal Lector. And is their secret weapon.

Nico: That is awesome.

Oculous: Let me get their attention. (fires his rifle in the air)

BANG!

Me: That is more like scaring them away. Let me do my thing. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into Wolf Moon!

Me: Now you'll see why I like the wolf. (HOWLS)

I howled like a wolf and it echoed in the distance.

Then we saw motorcycles coming towards us.

Nico: There they are!

We saw THE ROAD ROVERS!

They then pulled up to us!

Exile: (Russian Accent) Which one of you shot that rifle?

Tricloid: (points to Oculous) He did it!

Oculous: That's right! What'cha gonna do about it?

Nico: Stand down Oculous. Long time no see guys.

Hunter (Road Rovers): Nico! Wow and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's awesome to finally meet you all.

Me: Same to you Hunter.

Exile: An honor to meet you Comrade J.D.

Me: You too Exile.

Eli: Colleen you are so beautiful.

Colleen: (British Accent) Thank you Eli luv.

Hunter: Blitz you are an amazing dog und you pack a deadly bite.

Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) What can I say? I'm perfect. (Flexes his muscles)

Laney: Oh Muzzle you are so cute.

Muzzle licked Laney.

Nico: Shag you are just as big and strong as ever.

Shag: Rah rah.

Colleen: What are you guys doing far from home?

Electro: (laughs) That's a nice name for a movie!

Me: We're actually here for part 4 of a competition we're having. It's the Ridonculous Race. Every year we participate in an awesome competition like this.

Nico: We have fun on awesome challenges and do awesome adventures at the same time in many spots of the world. The grand prize at the end is a massive cash prize.

Undermine: And we know your big bad is here.

Nico: Yep. General Parvo and we have some unfinished business to settle.

Hunter (Road Rovers): So you guys are going to kill him.

Nico: Yep. He and I have a score to settle.

Me: Save seconds for me. He gives cats everywhere a bad name. Also no offense guys but he is named after the worst canine and feline animal disease known to man and that's the Parvo Virus.

Colleen: Yeah that is right.

Exile: None taken J.D.

Selene: Oh, he's a disease alright.

Me: Not the virus in general but he is a bad threat. He wants to take over the world with his mutant animals.

John Bolton: A monster that is playing with fire.

Nico: Yep. And he will pay for his crimes in blood.

Yagura: What Selene means is that he's a disease. And we're the cure.

Selene: That's right Yagura.

Me: That's also a great line from a great movie. Cobra from 1986.

Selene: Awesome movie there.

Nico: Yep.

Hydro Man: Where is he now?

Hunter: In the jungle in a clearing over at an abandoned logging site.

Nico: That's the old Comoros Clear Cutting Area. It was shut down after we got logging banned after our battle with the loggers in the Cameroon Jungle.

Me: Boy that brings back memories. That was 3 years ago and we met Tania during that battle.

Tania: That was cool.

Nico: It sure was.

Zilius Zox: After this, would you guys like to join us on the Ridonculous Race?

Hunter (Road Rovers): We would be honored.

Me: This is gonna be so fun. I hope Dr. Shepherd is alright with that.

Exile: He is comrade.

Me: Good.

Nico: Lets go get that monster cat.

Shendu: Of course, that means you guys are gonna be joining the team.

Hunter (Road Rovers): Ha cool!

Me: Awesome.

Nico: This will be awesome. (Cracks Knuckles) Get ready Parvo, (Eyes glow red) It's time for you to be euthanized permanently.

Eli: Yeah!

Mushi: Mikey, you and Piper get a time to shine today.

Piper Willowbrook: All right! It's our time to shine!

Mikey Kudo: Yeah!

Me: This will be awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Mysterio: Which Heartless Robot should I use this time?

Yusei: How about Bully Dog.

Mysterio: Good choice for this.

He summoned a bunch of Bully Dog Heartless Robots.

Nico: Awesome.

Indigo Zap: Time for our entrance.

Nico: Lets do it!

We got to the logging site and we saw General Parvo and we went at him.
General Parvo and his Mutant Animals were getting stuff ready. But then the spirits of the Elemental Demons of Fury swirled around him and blasted him all over and fired waves of fire and incinerated the mutant animals into ash. Then they converged and then swirls of blue fire swirled around the area.

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

Wolves howled all over and then out of the blue flames arose us and then we came out.

Nico: Hello Parvo. Been a long time.

General Parvo: CHAN! YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!

Nico: (Baby talk) Aww did I make the wittle kitty witty get a wittle mad. Maybe it's time for Parvo warvo to have his nappy wappy.

Young Daphne: EW! MAKE HIM STOP!

Parvo: I'm impressed that you're leader of your team, Chan. You should feel proud of all you accomplished.

Nico: Um... thanks?

Parvo: (smirks) Especially since this is your last day on Earth.

Amora: Other way around, kitty cat!

Me: We actually came here to kill you.

Eli: And you will pay for everything you have done.

Nico: And it won't be pretty. You and I have a score to settle and it won't be pretty. I'm not the same as I was when we fought the last time. I've changed quite a lot.

Then Greiger, Tchang Zu, Multiple Man, Baron Mordo, Melter, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Heatwave, Touch & Go, and Stinky Butt appeared.

Nico: Greiger, Tchang Zu, Multiple Man, Baron Mordo, Melter, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Heatwave, Touch & Go, and Stinky Butt.

Parvo: Looks like your days are numbered Chan. Kill them!

Stinky Butt: Shut up! (FARTS IN PARVO'S FACE) We don't take orders from you villains. We are just here for fun.

Nico: (Smirks) That was one he will remember smelling.

Eli: Yes it sure will be.

Nico: And not ALL Cats go to Heaven.

Baron Mordo: That will be good for him in Cat Hell.

Laney: He will be a great addition to the Cat Inferno.

Lana: Yep.

Nico: And Parvo's Nine Lives are finally up even though that's just a myth. But also thank goodness we're not facing another one of the sore losers today.

Greiger: I'm actually glad this is the second day in the Race that doesn't have the Sore Losers.

Tchang Zu: Don't get used to it. Tomorrow, one of them is bound to appear.

Multiple Man: We'll just have to see.

Me: And I have a feeling it will be Heather next.

Mavis Schroder: Good. I can't wait to sock it to that blackhearted bitch.

Baron Mordo: (to Nico) We heard you went to the world of Apocalypto.

Nico: I sure did.

Melter: How was it?

Nico: Awesome. But J.D. had a great time on that one.

Me: Yep. I fired an arrow from high up in the sky and it hit Zero Wolf right in his head and decapitated him with it.

Melter: Wow! That is a great shot!

Fiona Hernandez: That was awesome marksmanship if I do say so myself.

Lizzie Strong: It sure was cool.

Nico: Yep.

?: Wow what a great shot.

A figure came out and it was IZOUT from episode 9 of Time Force!


Like all other mutants, Izout was created in the result of the science accident. Before the events of the season, he was captured by Time Force rangers and frozen in the Cryo-Prison. He was released by Frax in the ninth episode to help him get the Zirium Powder. He is very powerful mutant. Izout was armed with many guns and grenades and attacked the city with army of cyclobots. He broke into a Bio-Lab, which belonged to Mister Collins, and stole Zirium Powder. The mutant gave Frax the Zirium Powder and Frax sent Izout to kill rangers and distract them from plan of Frax. Izout was ready to battle the rangers with his huge arsenal of weapons, but together they defeated him though, Izout removed chain of his DNA and enlarged himself. In the giant form, Izout was even more powerful and heavily damaged the Time Force Megazord with his grenades. Before he could finish the job, the Time Jet opened fire on Izout with its lasers, scoring several direct hits and causing him to be cryo frozen again.


Jen Scotts: Izout!

Izout: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Frax to get Zirium Powder and you were a very dangerously armed mutant. That was also the episode where the Time Shadow Megazord made its first appearance and that was EPIC!

Izout: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode. That was so awesome.

Izout: Yeah and I heard that Zarya is now and Nico are both Zenkaigers. Congratulations to you both.

Nico: Thanks. It's gonna be awesome. I now represent the Jetman.

Zarya: And I represent the Changeman but I have the Wolf Ranger Powers now.

Izout: That is awesome!

Me: It sure is.

Izout: So, me damaging the Ranger's zords made way for that new Megazord.

Maria: Sounds about right.

Me: But that was still so awesome and the Time Shadow Megazord is my favorite out of all the Time Force Megazords. So awesome.

We got the usual battles underway.


Boris, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Serafine, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger - Nico's Rescue


Greiger was first.

Greiger: (to Boris) Nico and the others did good stopping Zero Wolf in his rescue. It's amazing that J.D. killed Zero Wolf from a distance.

Boris: Yes that was great!

Starlight Glimmer: That was an awesome shot and it was really amazing that he hit him from that far away.

Cozy clow: Yeah that was an awesome shot.

Hex: It sure was. Good show.

Serafine: I agree there. The conditions would have to be perfect for that.

Greiger: That is amazing he was able to decapitate someone like that with just an arrow shot. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and indigo fire and smashed him down.

Boris: OH Yeah!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Street Sharks, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Lincoln's Rescue


Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Lethal Weapon 2. How was it?

Rainbow Dash: It was awesome! Lincoln blasted Arjen Rudd and destroyed him like Danny Glover did in the movie.

Scootaloo: That was awesome! Right through that monsters head!

Whirlwind: That was so cool! I thought it was so cool!

Ripster: Yeah it was really cool!

Jab: Lincoln did a really awesome shot.

Streex: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Big Slammu: Yeah it sure was. Lincoln did great.

Shredgirl: He sure did. We're proud of him.

Tchang Zu: He did great. Lets do it!

Street Sharks: SHARK ATTACK!

They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and elements and smashed him down.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Street Sharks: JAWSOME!


Scott Truman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, RPM Rangers, Doubledealer and Bomb Burst VS James Arthur Madrox A.K.A. Multiple Man - Meeting a Koaki Meiru Valafar Gene-Slammer


Multiple Man was next.

Multiple Man: (to Scott) I heard you guys met a Koaki Meiru Valafar Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Scott Truman: Her name is Lana Hugo and she is one a really awesome guardian angel.

Twilight Sparkle: She sure is. But she also discovered some terrible and shocking revelations about or resident queen bee Heather.

Multiple Man: Uh oh. What did she do this time?

Starshine Twilight: She was trying to kill everyone that voted her off! It wasn't long after Mavis Schroder stopped Heather's plot to burn down her own house to kill her parents and siblings to get the insurance money that she came out of hiding. Lana was asked by the FBI and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police to do some investigating on Heather, who came out of hiding, and she agreed to do so. During Lana's investigation, she found out five really REALLY NASTY revelations about her. The first is that she tried to kill The Total Drama Crew who've gotten her voted off in the past with poison, but Lana snagged the poison before she could use it. The second is that she tried to use explosives to kill the Total Drama Crew again, but Lana disabled her little explosives and kept them in an evidence bag to use against her in trial. The third is that she tried to hire hitmen to kill The Total Drama Crew again, but Lana brutally pulverized them and got them all arrested by the authorities. The fourth is that Heather tried to slander the Total Drama Crew in front of live TV, but Lana soon posted evidence of Heather's wrongdoings on the internet, and once they went viral, everyone wanted her head on a pike, and she ran for her lift, and the fifth revelation is that she tried to kill them all by herself, but that's when Lana came in and really roughed her up by piledriving her into the ground, and her eyes were filled with so much hate and rage, it was like Lana was dealing with The Devil. Then, she tied her up and handed her to the cops, but she escaped and she swore she'd get revenge on Lana one day.
Multiple Man: WHOA MAN! That is very brutal! Heather is now a heartless monster! She doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone other than herself!

Sunny Starscout: No she sure doesn't.

Spyro: Her parents gave birth to a ruthless and heartless psychotic sociopathic freak!

Summer Landsdown: Yeah and she doesn't care about anyone! She has no love for ANYONE other than herself.

Multiple Man: Boy that girl has some serious problems! But if we face in the next challenge I have a feeling that Lana and Mavis are gonna have a little score to settle with her. Lets do it!

RPM Ranger: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

They transformed!

Scott: "RPM Red!"

Flynn: (Scottish Accent) "RPM Blue!"

Summer: "RPM Yellow!"

Ziggy: "RPM Green!"

Dillan: "RPM Black!"

Gem: "RPM Gold!"

Gemma: "RPM Silver!"

All: "Power Rangers RPM!"

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.

Scott Truman: TAKE THAT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Eli, Ariel, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Pharaoh Atem, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo - Zarya's 2nd Ambassador, Nico getting reprimanded and LeFou singing to him


Baron Mordo was next.

Baron Mordo: (to Eli) I heard on Zarya's mission today, Nico got reprimanded with the revelation that he talked bad about your bonking heads method. But I also heard that LeFou sang to him even though Nico took said reprimanding maturely.

Eli: In order yes and that Ambassador Mission was the most eventful one of them all. Bro and Zarya faced Bon World and he brought back J.D.'s Caveman Ancestor from 40,000 years ago, Maria's dad Carlos and Poromon's grandpa and Zocks's Pirate ancestor a second time.

Baron Mordo: Maria and Carmen must've been really happy to have their father back.

Eli: You bet they were and they have so much catching up to do with their dad and Judge Katie is in for a surprise.

Ariel: Also Zarya became Zenkai Wolf and now uses the powers of the Lycanthrope.

Baron Mordo: Werewolf power. That is not surprise because the wolf is her Mysticon power.

Rarity: That is most amazing and LeFou's song was so amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: It was really fun and that song was one of my favorites from Beauty and The Beast.

Gill Grunt: That song was really fun and LeFou did a great job lifting Nico's spirits like that.

Pharaoh Atem: He sure did and LeFou is a great singer and motivational speaker for anyone.

Eli: I agree there father. It was awesome.

Baron Mordo: This Ambassador Mission will sure go down in history as one to remember. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.

Eli: HUZZAH!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Aquaman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, T.J., Gretchen, Vince, Mikey, Spinelli, Guss, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - Fluttershy's farts smelling like a really beautiful perfume


Melter was next.

Melter: (to Aquaman) Fluttershy's farts smell like a really beautiful perfume. Is there really any need for her to be cured of it?

Aquaman: No there isn't. But that is really amazing.

Fluttershy: I think it's amazing myself. I had no idea my gas could smell like perfume myself.

Tornado Bolt: But it's really fragrant and beautiful. Usually farts smell horrible.

Stealth Elf: Yeah I agree there. Fluttershy's farts smell like beautiful flowers in the spring time.

T.J.: Yeah they sure do.

Gretchen: I think it's really amazing myself. I invented my own perfume myself composed of goldenrod, roses and daffodils.

Melter: Very fragrant and beautiful.

Vince: It sure is.

Mikey (Recess): I think so too.

Spinelli: It sure is awesome.

Guss: Yeah it sure is.

Melter: That is really awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.

Aquaman: ALL RIGHT!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Nora Valkyrie, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ren & Stimpy, Ripping Friends, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong - Nico having a really bad history with Parvo


Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain was next.

Po Kong: (to Nora) Nico must have a really bad history with Parvo. Just like with J.D. and Kane.

Nora Valkyrie: Yeah but we don't know what happened between Nico and Parvo but that must've been a really bitter series of battles.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah it must've been amazing for Nico to develop a nasty number of battles.

Featherweight: Yeah something went down between them.

Sprocket: It sure is amazing that Nico has quite a history with Parvo though.

Ren Hoek: Yeah. I wonder what happened that caused Nico to become a major thorn in Parvo's side like that.

Stimpy: Whatever it is Ren it must've been a lot of things.

Crag: That is really amazing.

Rip: Yeah I hope Nico rips him apart.

Po Kong: I do too and after this mission lets get some grub. Lets do it!

Crag: Come on Fellas!

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They pulverized her and smashed her down with metal, gears, lightning and energy.

Nora Valkyrie: TAKE THAT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Chazz, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail - The Monster World hating Full Moon Perfume and that stuff smells amazing


Titanium Toenail was next.

Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) I can't believe the Monster World hates Full Moon Perfume. That stuff honestly smells amazing

Chazz: That perfume is REALLY amazing. But to monsters like Ickis, Krumm and Oblina it's toxic and deadly. They hate that stuff.

Applejack: I have never been too fond of perfume but that must've been really amazing perfume.

Apple Bloom: It sure is. But I wonder how much that perfume costs.

Flashwing: That perfume costs $500 an ounce.

Titanium Toenail: Wow! That is expensive perfume and it must've packed quite a great scent.

Donkey Kong: It sure does. That must've been a great perfume. To the world of monsters, no way.

Diddy Kong: Yeah it was great to us but NOT TO monsters.

Titanium Toenail: Yeah no kidding. What is the most expensive perfume there is?

Chazz: That's easy. It's the Shumukh Perfume and it's only available in Dubai and it's priced at $1,300,000.00.

Titanium Toenail: WOW! That must be a REALLY luxurious perfume to be worth that much. But I'm not complaining and Dubai is home to some of the richest stuff in the world. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.

Chazz: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Taranee, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, She-Ra, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Ratchet and Zilius Zox VS Heatwave - A Great Blue Windrunner Gene-Slammer


Heatwave was next.

Heat Wave: (to Taranee) Heard you guys met a Great Blue Windrunner Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Taranee: Her name is Lizzie Strong and she is an amazing girl that knows so much about science, nature and biomechanics and speculative evolution.

Sunset Shimmer: She is really amazing. And she has awesome blue wings on her legs and back.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) And her wings are so beautiful.
Sunburn: Yeah they sure are beautiful and so is her hair.

She-Ra: I think so too and they are amazing.

Frosta: Yeah it was awesome.

Perfuma: And her wings reflect and protect her from ultraviolet radiation.

Entrapta: That is really so awesome.

Heat Wave: That is really cool. For a bird from 100,000,000 A.D. that is one of the most amazing birds ever and descended from the crane. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed him down.

Taranee: That was awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Tyler Bowman, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, SPD Rangers, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go - The Road Rovers are awesome and they didn't start out the way they were


Mr. Touch & Go were next.

Mr. Go: (to Tyler) The Road Rovers are awesome. But they didn't start out the way they were until now.

Tyler Bowman: No they sure didn't and they were just homeless dogs until Dr. Shepherd saved them. I think it's so awesome.

Princess Luna: And they are now the dogs of some of the worlds most powerful people. Hunter lives with the President of the United States.

Moondust: Colleen lives with the British Prime Minister.

Snowdrop: Exile lives with the President of Russia.

Gari: Blitz lives with the Chancellor of Germany.

Blackout: Shag lives with the President of Switzerland.

Jack Landors: And Muzzle lives with Dr. Shepherd.

Mr. Go: Wow. That is amazing. Some of the most powerful people in the world have them. That is so awesome. Lets do it!

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed!

Jack Landors: "1! SPD Red!"

Sky Tate: "2! SPD Blue!"

Bridge Carson: "3! SPD Green!"

Z: "4! SPD Yellow!"

Sydney Drew: "5! SPD Pink!"

Sam the Omega Ranger: "Force from the Future! SPD Omega Ranger!"

Commander Krueger: "Sworn Defender of the Galaxy! SPD Shadow Ranger!"

Kat Manx: "SPD Kat Ranger!"

Nova Ranger: "Force from the Future! SPD Nova Ranger!"

All: "Defenders of Earth! Power Rangers SPD!"

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.

Tyler Bowman: That was awesome!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Loki, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Fantastic 4, Indigo Zap and Gloriosa Daisy VS Stinky Butt - The Road Rovers are awesome as Anthropomorphic Dogs.


Stinky Butt was next.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki) The Road Rovers are awesome as Anthropomorphic Dogs. But I don't think the cats on the team will like them.

Loki: They sure are awesome though. But they are still amazing and powerful dogs.

Princess Celestia: I think it's awesome myself.

Amber Morning: Me too.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

Mr. Fantastic: Yes indeed.

Indigo Zap: I agree. Exile is awesome.

Gloriosa Daisy: Yeah no kidding.

Stinky Butt: That is great. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind and light and smashed him down.

Loki: Take that!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola and Laney VS Izout


Izout was next.

Izout: Sorry Zocks reprimanded you like that Nico.

Nico: No worries. But I took it like a man and LeFou sang that great song for me. It was awesome.

May: that was awesome.

Izout: (LAUGHS) That was a great song! LeFou has quite a great singing voice.

Emma Goodall: Yes he sure does.

Eli: That was so awesome.

Nunnally: It sure was awesome.

Nico: Anyway lets get it on.

Nico teleported and opened Izout's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Swords of The Road Rovers, they're large swords with the symbol of the Road Rovers etched onto the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large dog heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric: QUANTUM POWER!

They transformed and they were ready.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him! VORTEX BLASTERS!

They summoned their Vortex Blasters and formed them into the cannon!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was down and was reduced to the size of an action figure. Nico went over and picked him up.

Nico: Izout you have failed this island!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.

Nico gave Izout to Jen and she put him in a capsule.


Piper and Mikey VS Parvo


Parvo was next for Piper and Mikey's batte.

Piper Willowbrook: Get ready Parvo! It's Buttkicking Time!

Mikey: YEAH! This will be awesome!

They went at him and punched and kicked him and pulverized him all over and really let him have it!


We regrouped and we were ready.

Emma: Like Nico said, Pavro. Your nine lives are up!

Nico: And they will be up before you can even bat an eyelash!

Me: Even though cats don't have nine lives because that is proven to be just a myth it's still time for us to kick your butt!

Me, Zarya, Nico and Eli pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

Nico: (Turns dial) BARKING BEAST POWER!

Nico summoned the Blue Sun Vulcan, Yellow Liveman, White Jetman, Pink Gingaman, Silver Gaoranger, and World Zyuohger!

Me: (Turns Dial) EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!

I summoned Battle France of Battle Fever J, the Yellow Maskman, Green Dairanger and Purple Gekiranger!

Zarya: Here we go! (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

Zarya summoned the Pink Changeman, Green Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Orange Kyuranger!

Eli: (Turns Dial) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

Eli summoned the Blue Goggle V, Green Ohranger, Pink Magiranger, Yellow Goseiger, and the Orange ToQger!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DRAGON BLITZKREIG!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman Rangers!

Nico: LETS GET HIM GUYS!

We went at him and pulverized him all over the place smashed him all over and pulverized him to dust!

Aokua pulverized and smashed him all over.

Azula, Dirge, Lucy and Blades used the Earth, Pokemon and Fire Nation Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dirge's Machine Guns, Blades' Photon Pistol and Azula and Lucy's powers 100-fold.

Azula and Dirge: FIRESTORM MACHINE GUN BLAST!

Lucy (Pokemon) and G1 Blades: VENOMOUS PHOTON BURST!

Moonstone and Kopaka: ICE MOON BLAST!

Electro and Lincoln: LIGHTNING THUNDERBURST!

Deadwood and Jonny 2x4: ACORN TREE MEGA BARRAGE!

Hydro Man and Luna: WATER SONG OF FURY!

Mysterio and Yusei: STARDUST DOG MAUL!

Xiao Fung and Ulrich: WIND SAMURAI BLADESLASH!

Oculous and Tommy Himi: ICE EYES OF FURY!

Shendu and Kendra: FIRE DRAGON BURST!

Selene and Sam Simpson: VAMPIRE DARK BLAST!

Sakura Avalon and Amora: MAGIC OF CLOW BLAST!

Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Road Rovers: ROAD OF KINDNESS BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Hunter (Road Rovers), Piper and Mikey: PHOENIX ROAD BLAST!

They fired waves of fire and energy.

Lincoln: COMOROS ELEMENT STYLE: COMOROS ISLANDS!

Entrapta: COMOROS LIGHTNING STYLE: GRANDE COMORE!

Perfuma: COMOROS NATURE STYLE: ANJOUAN!

Frosta: COMOROS ICE STYLE: MOHELI!

Princess Allura (VLD): COMOROS LIGHT STYLE: MAYOTTE!

Chronoa: COMOROS TIME STYLE: MOUNT KARTHALA!

Peni Parker: COMOROS WEB STYLE: COELACANTH!

R. Mika: COMOROS LIGHT STYLE: HUMBOLT'S FLYCATCHER!

Juri Han: COMOROS DARK STYLE: KARTHALA SCOPS OWL!

Shantae: COMOROS MAGIC STYLE: LA GRILLE VOLCANO!

Menat: COMOROS STAR STYLE: MOZAMBIQUE CHANNEL!

Jessica Shannon: COMOROS STING STYLE: MORONI!

Hilda: (British Accent) COMOROS FIRE STYLE: FOMBONI!

Tatsumaki: COMOROS WIND STYLE: MUTSAMUDU!

Toph: COMOROS EARTH STYLE: MOUNT NTRINGUI!

Yuna Kamihara: COMOROS WATER STYLE: DELPHINIDAE DOLPHINS!

They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into images of the locations and creatures of the Comoros Islands.

Lincoln and his harem: COMOROS FINAL SMASH: COMOROS KAMEHAMEHA!

They fired a Comoros powered Kamehameha at General Parvo and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

General Parvo: DAMN YOU TO HELL NICO CHAN!

He was completely obliterated in an instant! He was dead and gone.

Nico: Good riddance.

Po Kong: Welcome to the team, guys!

Hunter: Thank you, Po Kong.

Titanium Toenail: You guys will make good additions.

Me: Yes they sure will.

Heat Wave: Sure, there might be more of your enemies to deal with.

Mr. Touch: But they'll be dealt with in due time.

Me: Yeah.

Stinky Butt: Right now, let's celebrate this win.

Mikey Kudo: No argument here!

Nico: First lets find out where we're going to next.

Don: You guys did great! The next challenge is located in the Cayman Islands.

Me: Wow! All the way over in the Caribbean.

Eli: That's a long ways from here. This will be awesome.

Lana Hugo: I hope we face Heather there. Me and Mavis have a score to settle with that blackhearted bitch!

Nico: Oh we will.

?: (Echoing Voice) Crash Bandicoot, I will have my revenge on you and your friends for ruining my plans to enslave this miserable planet.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Crash Bandicoot and his allies heard that familiar voice.

Crash Bandicoot: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Uka-Uka.

A malevolent-looking living mask came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Uka-Uka, the malevolent twin brother of Aku-Aku and another of Crash Bandicoot's enemies.

Aku-Aku: (Jamaican Accent) I knew that one day you'd return, Uka-Uka.

Lani-Loli: So, you were the one who opened that Quantum Rift long ago, and caused this whole mess from the beginning, Uka-Uka.

Kupuna-Wa: You were always trouble from the very beginning, Uka-Uka, and it's been proven from time to time.

Ika-Ika: And for causing the whole Quantum Rift incident long ago, you have crossed a serious line.

Akano: And as punishment, you shall be locked away in a new prison for all eternity.

Uka-Uka: (Echoing Voice) I will destroy all of you and enslave this miserable planet, and no one will stop me!

Gage the Hedgehog fired a blast from his ray gun and it hits Uka-Uka, and hurt him, and Gage the Hedgehog holstered his ray gun.

Gage the Hedgehog: No one except for me, Uka-Uka.

Suddenly, Gage the Hedgehog's brownish green left eye and blue right eye turned neon brownish green and blue, and he was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water, and chaos energy surrounding him, he unholstered his massive Elemental Sword of The Greek Gods and Mobian Justice from his wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Uka-Uka, he left yellow energy, fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water, and chaos energy with every step.

Gage the Hedgehog: Uka-Uka, you have caused far too much trouble for Crash Bandicoot and his entire family for the last time, this time, I will have you put in a new prison where you will stay in there for all eternity.

Suddenly, Gage the Hedgehog was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water surrounding it, there's a hedgehog running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gage the Hedgehog emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'5" tall and extremely muscular 20 year old hedgehog remained the same, along with his brand-new clothes, he has a neon brownish green left eye and blue right eye, and a yellow energy aura with fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water, and chaos energy surrounding him, he has a hedgehog with the Fire, Ice, Electricity, Earth, Wind, Water, Chaos, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue crystal links and a hedgehog with blue crystals for the eyes and holding the Fire, Ice, Electricity, Earth, Wind, Water, Chaos, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, along with the yellow crystal for the pendant across his bare chest, and on his wider and more muscular back is a hedgehog surrounded by the Chaos Emeralds. Suddenly, Gage the Hedgehog felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive yellow angel wings with rainbow tips on the large yellow feathers, sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back.

Gage the Hedgehog has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with yellow gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden hedgehog head with blue gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large yellow Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large yellow Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, along with his tranquillizer dart gun, flame thrower, grenade launcher, and ray gun, and a Ring of the Phoenix with large yellow gem on his left ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. There's a rainbow kanji below the hedgehog that said, "Gage the Hedgehog, Interdimensional Hero of Mobius and The World, Weapons Expert and Expert Marksman, Interdimensional Friend to Many, Destroyer of Dr. Eggman's Delusional Ambitions, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Seven Chaos Emeralds, Chaos Energy, Fire, Ice, Electricity, Earth, Wind, Water, and Hedgehogs."

ハリネズミ、メビウスと世界の次元間ヒーロー、武器の専門家と専門家のマークスマン、多くの次元間の友人、エッグマン博士の妄想的な野心の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして7つのカオスエメラルド、カオスエネルギー、火、氷、電気、地球、風、水、ハリネズミのマスター

Gage the Hedgehog has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM CHAOS HEDGEHOG ANGEL OF CHAOS JUSTICE AND MOBIUS HOPE!

We were amazed by Gage the Hedgehog's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Uka-Uka saw it, he roared in rage and he fired a laser blast at Gage the Hedgehog, but Gage the Hedgehog deflected it with his massive Elemental Sword of The Greek Gods and Mobian Justice, and it hits Uka-Uka, and knocked him back a bit.

Lincoln: Whoa, Gage the Hedgehog's transformed, that's so awesome.

Sonic the Hedgehog: And he's going to let that bad-tempered mask have it big time. (To Gage the Hedgehog) Gage, how do you feel?

Gage the Hedgehog: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Hedgehog and Mobian Justice) I feel incredible, Sonic, and now, it's time for me to pulverize Uka-Uka and make sure he receives his punishment for his crimes.

Gage the Hedgehog went after Uka-Uka, and he fired powerful blasts of yellow energy, chaos energy, fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, water, and hedgehogs, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Uka-Uka. Then, Gage the Hedgehog unleashed a powerful storm of energy slashes that are infused with fire, ice, electricity, earth, wind, and water, and they really hurt Uka-Uka.

Gage the Hedgehog: Now, to administer your punishment.

Gage the Hedgehog took out his own SPD Delta Morpher.

Gage the Hedgehog: JUDGEMENT MODE!

The window flashed green for a minute, and then, it turned red with an "X", and that meant Uka-Uka was found guilty.

Gage the Hedgehog: GUILTY!

Gage the Hedgehog fired a blast of energy from his SPD Delta Morpher and trapped and permanently locked Uka-Uka in a Containment Card for all eternity. But, it wasn't the end, Gage the Hedgehog had put the Containment Card with Uka-Uka in it inside of an indestructible glass sphere, and he puts the glass sphere in a silver box with a lock and chains on it with the warning "DO NOT OPEN EVER!", and Aku-Aku gave Gage the Hedgehog a special key and he inserted the key into the lock and turned the key, and it permanently locked the box. We cheered wildly for Gage the Hedgehog as he holstered his massive Elemental Sword of the Greek Gods and Mobian Justice sword on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and Gage the Hedgehog's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive yellow angel wings are permanent.

Crash Bandicoot: Wow, that's what I call one awesome and epic fight you put up against Uka-Uka, Gage.

Gage the Hedgehog: Thanks, Crash.

Lincoln: You did an awesome job in putting Uka-Uka in a Containment Card, along with putting it into an indestructible glass sphere, and then, putting it into a silver box with a lock and chains on it with the warning "DO NOT OPEN EVER!"

Nico: Not to mention Aku-Aku gave you a special key that you used to lock the box for all eternity, and it's now Uka-Uka's brand-new prison.

Gage the Hedgehog: That's right, and I'm putting this monster in a special safe that I have inside my room, and he'll never be let loose ever again.

Aku-Aku: (Jamaican Accent) Long ago, I locked him away in his underground temple prison to protect the world from his malice, and when Cortex accidentally freed him from his prison, a great evil had once again arisen to destroy the world.

Crash Bandicoot: But now, Uka-Uka is now locked away for all eternity, and he's never getting out ever again.

Nico: You got that right, Crash, and he needs tons of time to cool off in there.

Spyro: Yeah, that guy always had a short temper, and he's been more than violent to his own allies on more than one occasion, namely Cortex. But, we don't have to worry about Uka-Uka ever again, and last year, Lincoln also destroyed the Elemental Masks and Super Hakaied their spirits for good.

Lincoln: That's right, they were also a danger to the world, along with Uka-Uka, but we put a stop to the Elemental Masks and made sure they'd never return again.

Nico: We sure did. Great job everyone. This was an awesome challenge!

Me: Boy it sure was. This day was really eventful for all of us.

Zarya: Boy it sure was.

Mikey Kudos: (To the viewers) This was an awesome island hopping adventure for us. I can't wait to see what the Cayman Islands have in store for us.

Me: We all can't wait.

We went to the Flying Fortress and we were off. Next Stop: The Cayman Islands 🇰🇾.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 4 done.

The Comoros Islands are beautiful. The next rescue for Nico is gonna be on the planet Krypton and we're going to not only save all of Krypton from total destruction before it explodes but also we're going to have General Zod join the M.O.E. And we're going to evacuate all of Krypton before it explodes and we're going to meet a Kryptonian Gene-Slammer named Claire Wendoll. She had a fatal blood disease and in order to save her life she was in need of a bone marrow transplant but unfortunately no one in the human race was a match for her. So Superman was the only hope she had. Superman gave her his bone marrow to save her and it was a success and she got his powers too as a result! She is now half human and half Kryptonian as a result. She is also Nico's friend from when Nico was starting out as a hero and helping people in need. She also helped Nico bust John Corben before he became Metallo. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of Earthworm Jim and we're going to face Old Grand Ma and she is one bad grandma that has a really bad attitude and we're going to recruit her into the Masters of Evil and we're also going to meet an Evil HERO Dark Gaia Gene-Slammer named Gretchen Holland and she has one nasty and horrible revelation about Sinclair T. Sharp. The next chapter is gonna be for The Cayman Islands and we're going to have an awesome underwater treasure hunting dive in that one as we find some of the most beautiful jewels and treasures ever. Also we're going to face Heather in that one and she is gonna be madder than hell at all of us. And Guest don't have Lincoln sense for her there.

See you all tomorrow.