The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through the voids of space.
Nico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm Captain's Log, Stardate 5246.3: the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another planet Krypton that is hours away from exploding. Scans show that there is also a Kryptonian Gene-Slammer there as well. Our mission is to rescue this gene-slammer and also all the people of Krypton from certain doom.
Me: This is gonna be awesome. Just like when we did this the first time.
Nico: It sure will be awesome and it'll be amazing to see the planet Krypton for the first time.
Lois Lane: I'm really excited for this. I've never seen Kal's home planet before.
Me: That's because after Superman was born the planet exploded.
Lois Lane: My god.
Supergirl: Yeah it is really sad.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Kara.
Supergirl: No problem Nico. It'll be awesome to see Krypton again after so long.
Superman: I've never seen my home planet before so this will be a first for me.
Me: It'll be a first for many of us Kal. We'll see what Krypton was like before it explodes.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet Krypton.
Me: Wow!
Nico: So that is the planet Krypton.
We went into stationary orbit and me, Nico, Superman, Supergirl and Eli went down to the planet and we saw the surface of Krypton for the first time.
Me: Wow! So this is Krypton.
Nico: Wow! It's amazing! Krypton looks so much like Earth. Except it was home to a much more advanced civilization.
Eli: Yeah it sure is amazing.
Superman: My home planet. I've always wondered what it was like.
Eli: Wow! It's magnificent.
Nico: Kara, are you happy to see Krypton again?
Supergirl: I sure am and even if it's just for a short while it's great to see home again.
Me: It's just a darn shame that it's going to explode.
Nico: No kidding. Truly a tragedy.
Me: The view of the planets parent star is incredible. It's a Red Dwarf Star and those stars last 100 times longer than our sun will in its 10 billion year lifecycle. They can last from 500 billion to 1 trillion years.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing.
Me: Yeah.
We flew on.
Me: So what are we gonna do?
Nico: First we got to find Jor-El and his family. And I know just where to look.
We flew on.
Nico: Honestly, guys, me and Zocks are good now. I didn't cry because of his reprimanding and I will remember why he said all that. So, sorry if you were expecting me to break down emotionally.
Me: Hey don't worry man. We were all there for you and we're proud of you for taking his reprimanding.
Superman: Yeah you handled it well Nico. That shows that you are just as tough as J.D. is.
Me: Well maybe not that tough Kal. But thank you.
Superman: You're welcome.
We arrived at Jor-El's home.
Me: This it?
Nico: Yep. Lets head in.
Nico opened the door and we went in.
In the launching bay, we saw Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van and Lara had young Kal in her arms.
Jor-El: Lara, Krypton is doomed. It's his only chance now. It's our peoples only hope.
Nico: (From the shadows) No Jor-El there is still hope for all of Krypton.
We came in.
Nico: Sorry to come in like this.
Jor-El: And you are?
Nico: Nicolas Chan, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: J.D. Knudson, Former Leader of the team and Second in Command of the team.
Eli: My name is Eli Winston Bullock.
Me: I believe you know these two.
Superman and Supergirl came.
Superman: Hello mother, hello father.
Jor-El: Kal my son. Look at you.
Lara: And Kara. You have grown so much.
Supergirl: I know aunt Lara. But it doesn't have to end like this for you all.
Nico: That's right. Earth can be your home.
Supergirl: The planet itself might be doomed. But the people can still live on.
Eli: That's right. We can give you all a new home on Earth. Just like Earth gave a home to Kal.
Superman: That's right Father. We got to at least try and help our people.
Me: But we're running out of time. Krypton is going to explode at any minute.
Jor-El: I understand. Lets hurry.
Nico: And we better act fast. General Zod is on his way.
Me: But first this. (Snaps fingers)
I beamed and teleported the Codex into young Kal and made it part of him giving him his powers.
We teleported to the council chambers.
We were in the council chambers and we talked to the Krypton Council.
Lor-Em: All right it is decided. We have all agreed to evacuate all of Krypton to join Earth.
Me: Excellent. We'll beam you all on board our ship as soon as we tie up one loose end. Nico we have to tell everyone to get their stuff all together and tell everyone to get ready to leave the planet.
Nico: Right.
The council relayed the message to all of Krypton's people and it was decided that everyone would leave Krypton.
Lor-Em: It's done.
Me: I'm sorry that you all have to leave your home but there's no other way.
Lor-Em: It's all right but thank you for all of your concern. We are forever grateful to you all for saving us.
Eli: It was our pleasure.
Nico: Now, all we do is wait.
Eli: General Zod is here.
KABOOM!
An explosion blasted the chambers doors down.
Nico: Right on time.
General Zod and his men came.
General Zod: This council is disbanded!
Councilwoman: On whose authority?
General Zod: Mine!
Nico held him and the insurgents in place with a blast of wind.
Nico: Long time no see Zod. Haven't seen you since we fought on my birthday 2 years ago.
Nico used Justice Lord Superman's heat visiion to shave off Zod's beard.
Nico: Now, I just shaved off your beard. What do you say?
Zod: I care about Krypton, not my beard!
Me: If Krypton explodes there will nothing left for you to care about. Zod listen! We're helping you save all of Krypton from destruction. You are trying to help Krypton yes but if you turn Earth into another Krypton it'll be the same result over and over again. Earth will explode just like Krypton is about to explode in a few minutes. Do you want that to happen? To not just Krypton but to Earth and over 8 billion innocent people?
Eli: That's right! Krypton and Earth can learn how to coexist.
Superman: Just like how I have been raised by everyone on Earth. You don't have to save Krypton by force.
Supergirl: He's right Zod. There is still good in you. I can sense it.
Zod: There's good in me and you sense it Kara? How?
Superman: Me and Kal have learned many new powers ever since we became part of Earth and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: That's right. Zod, you can still redeem yourself. But for now let the council decide your punishment. And I think I have a good one in mind for that.
?: That's my awesome partner.
A girl with golden blond hair came and she had blue eyes and was dressed in blue, yellow and red clothes.
Nico: Claire Wendoll!
Claire Wendoll: Long time no see Nico.
Nico: Wow you look great. Superman's bone marrow did wonders for you.
Claire Wendoll: It sure did.
Supergirl: I figured we'd find you here.
Claire Wendoll: No kidding and on the planet my Kryptonian half comes from.
Nico: Yeah.
Lor-Em: I see you and Claire know each other.
Nico: Yes we do. Claire was born on Earth. But she had a fatal blood disease and she had to have a bone-marrow transplant. Unfortunately there was no one on earth that matched her genetic type because of her rare blood type. So Kal agreed to help.
Superman: That's right I remember that. I gave her some of my bone marrow and it helped cure her.
Claire Wendoll: And I will always be forever grateful to you Kal. But it also made me half-Kryptonian. And I got all of Kal's powers as a result. I met Nico and helped him bust John Corben before he turned into Metallo.
Me: Wow that is incredible.
Eli: It sure is.
Supergirl: That is awesome.
Me: Yeah.
Claire Wendoll: It sure is awesome. Now lets get Zod's trial underway.
Nico: And I have just the appropriate punishment in mind.
We got his trial underway.
Lor-Em: General Zod for the crimes of murder and high treason, the Council under Nico's suggestion has sentenced you and your fellow insurgents to eternal servitude to the Masters of Evil on Earth. It was either that or 300 cycles of Somatic Reconditioning.
Eli: How long is 300 Cycles?
Me: The Kryptonian orbital period is 1 third longer than on Earth. 300 cycles in Earth length is 411 years.
Lor-Em: That is correct.
Nico: Look on the Bright side Zod. It's better than spending over 4 centuries in the Phantom Zone.
Supergirl: Isn't this the part where you revert back?
Claire Wendoll: Actually I won't need to. I'm half human and half Kryptonian and I'm still human in this form.
Nico: She's right. Kryptonians are humanoid and look in every way like us.
Then we felt a huge quake.
Me: UH OH! IT'S TIME!
We saw huge torrents of lava shoot out of the ground!
Nico: Lets get out of here!
The ship beamed everyone on Krypton on board.
Nico: Lets get out of here fast!
We left for home and got out of there just in time as the entire planet exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE EXPLOSION!
We were safe!
Claire Wendoll: WHOA! That was close!
Me: Yeah no kidding!
Jor-El: But you all saved us.
Lor-Em: Thank you all so much.
Supergirl: Yeah thank goodness.
Nico: Yeah.
Claire Wendoll: Whoa! That was scary seeing Krypton explode.
Me: Yeah it was.
Supergirl: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Claire Wendoll: I have so many of them. But my favorites would be when me and him busted all those criminals in many parts of the world. I missed doing all that with Nico.
Lor-Em: You have come a long since you were artificially engrafted with Kryptonian Power, Claire.
Claire Wendoll: I sure have.
Me: And that is all impressive. Kal you saved Claire's life and that makes you an angel, mentor, role model and hero to her.
Superman: Yes it does. And I'm happy she is better and given a future and life.
Nico: Absolutely.
Nico and Claire then hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Claire Wendoll: Me too Nico. Me too.
Eli: That was really awesome seeing Krypton though.
Me: It sure was. Now we know what Krypton was like before it exploded. Lor-Em, I'm sorry about Krypton. I just wish there was another way to save it from exploding.
Lor-Em: I know. But thank you for your concern J.D. Our energy reserves were exhausted unfortunately it was too late. Our energy reserves were exhausted and we had no other option but to harvest the core.
Me: I know. But there are other methods to use energy. Solar energy, water, wind, we can use those.
Lor-Em: That is understandable.
We arrived back home and merged all the Kryptonian people with their counterparts and got them settled in.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Gage the Hedgehog, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Nikiya are heading to the world of Earthworm Jim, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're also going to face another of Earthworm Jim's enemies, Old Grand Ma, who's one bad grandma with a really bad attitude, and we're going to recruit her to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of Earthworm Jim, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're also going to face another of Earthworm Jim's enemies, Old Grand Ma, who's one bad grandma with a really bad attitude, and we're going to recruit her to The Masters of Evil.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Me: Normally, we should respect our elders, but Old Grand Ma is one bad grandma with a really bad attitude.
Lori: She's literally just like Scoots in every way.
Luna Loud: No kidding, dude, and I'm really glad that after that whole incident at the restaurant, Scoots was arrested and put in that maximum security insane asylum in Lansing.
Lincoln: You got that right, Luna. And Nikiya, I want to thank you and Gage the Hedgehog for joining us on this rescue.
Nikiya: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Gage the Hedgehog: Yeah, I've heard about the rescues, and now, I'm part of your team for these rescues, awesome.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Old Grand Ma, and she's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Old Grand Ma, and she's going to kill them.
?: That cantankerous bad grandma, let's punch her dentures out!
Suddenly, we saw an Evil HERO Dark Gaia appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Gretchen Holland, but we'll have to talk later. Right now, we've got a bad grandma to take care of.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Bad Grand Ma, and that allowed the eleven girls to get to safety. When Bad Grand Ma saw us, she was really mad.
Bad Grand Ma: How dare you whippersnappers get in the way of my target practice?!
Lincoln: Using innocent girls in your so-called target practice, that's what I call evil and cruel.
Me: And I thought Scoots was bad news.
Nico: But, Old Grand Ma really takes the cake for this one, let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Nikiya and Gage the Hedgehog transformed and got their massive swords out, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and we transformed, and we went at Bad Grand Ma, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln tied her up in a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains, and beamed her to The Masters of Evil's headquarters, but he also gave them a message to let Bad Grand Ma cool down in the headquarters after the thrashing we gave her. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons on our backs and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for that bad grandma. (To Gretchen Holland) And it's so good to see you again, Gretchen Holland.
Gretchen Holland: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Gretchen Holland and they hugged, and Gretchen Holland's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Gretchen Holland: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Gretchen Holland, she's a local girl from Michigan and she's also one of the fiercest of my Guardian Angels, in fact, she took on the entirety of Lori, Lola, and Lynn's wrath times ten at one time.
We were surprised by what Lincoln told us.
Me: Incredible!
Nico: She took on the entirety of Lori, Lola, and Lynn's wrath times ten at one time?! She's definitely fierce and tough, if she can take on their wrath.
Lincoln: And there's also something you guys should also know: she has a really bad history with Sam's evil uncle, Sinclair, as well as Michael and Michelle Malloy.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Oh man, so it wasn't just Sam, Simon, and Cody who've had a nasty history with Sinclair, along with Michael and Michelle Malloy, but Gretchen as well, whoa.
Gretchen Holland: That's right, J.D., and I've got one nasty and horrible revelation about Sinclair T. Sharp.
Lincoln: We'll have to hear that later, right now, let's get you back to normal, Gretchen. Boys, you know the drill, and Nicole, you know what to do?
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Gretchen Holland was reverting back to normal. Gretchen Holland is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing crimson red hair, crimson red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive crimson red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Evil HERO Dark Gaia.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Gretchen?
Gretchen Holland: (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Gretchen Holland her new wardrobe, a sleeveless red vest, sleeveless red midriff top, long red frilly skirt, red stockings, red high heels, long sleeveless crimson red trenchcoat with lava on the coattails with the Evil HERO Dark Gaia on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Evil HERO Dark Gaia-themed sword with Evil HERO Dark Gaia etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade, Evil HERO Dark Gaia' wings for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large crimson red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Gretchen Holland: Wow, I love the outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Gretchen Holland's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Gretchen Holland: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Gretchen.
Gretchen Holland had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her body and he leaned down and kissed Gretchen Holland on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The eleven girls are Ninagawa Amuro, Ikuta Maki, Kise Sanae, Nanako Maaya, Orizuka Momoko, and Shizuoka Mirei from Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu Umishou, Hamaoka Azusa, Kotegawa Chisa, Yoshiwara Aina, and Mizuki Kaya from Grand Blue, and Houjou Miyoko from Food Wars.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ninagawa Amuro, Ikuta Maki, Kise Sanae, Nanako Maaya, Orizuka Momoko, Shizuoka Mirei, Hamaoka Azusa, Kotegawa Chisa, Yoshiwara Aina, Mizuki Kaya, and Houjou Miyoko.
Nicole Knudson: From Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu Umishou, Grand Blue, and Food Wars, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ninagawa Amuro: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ninagawa Amuro and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Old Grand Ma, heir faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ninagawa Amuro: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ninagawa Amuro: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ninagawa Amuro, Ikuta Maki, Kise Sanae, Nanako Maaya, Orizuka Momoko, Shizuoka Mirei, Hamaoka Azusa, Kotegawa Chisa, Yoshiwara Aina, Mizuki Kaya, and Houjou Miyoko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned home to the TLPS Flying Fortress and we told everyone what happened during Lincoln's rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Old Grand Ma.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Old Grand Ma, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Gretchen Holland now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and Old Grand Ma is now a member of The Masters of Evil.
After taking down Old Grand Ma, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Gretchen Holland saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Gretchen Holland: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Gretchen, and now, I can also defend myself.
Gretchen Holland: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Gretchen. So, what's this nasty and horrible revelation about Sinclair T. Sharp?
Gretchen Holland: You guys aren't going to like this one, I was asked by Tony and Amanda Sharp, along with the Royal Woods Police Department to do some investigating on Sinclair T. Sharp, and since I knew of his reputation as being a total racist and white supremacist, I couldn't refuse the chance to put that asshole away behind bars. I took the task and I went undercover at his house in the north of Royal Woods. I got inside and found a secret room in the basement of his house, and I went inside it. What I found was too shocking for words: I found out he was going to use nuclear weapons to kill all same-sex couples, African Americans, and Jews, along with Tony, Amanda, Sam, and Simon, along with The Louds. I was so horrified and enraged, I wanted to rip Sinclair's head off his shoulders and send it into Lake Huron. But, I relented, and instead, I sent the information of my investigation to the FBI and The Royal Woods Police Department, and they arrested Sinclair T. Sharp, and they gave him Life in Prison Without Possibility of Parole.
We gasped in shock and horror.
Me: Whoa, I knew Sinclair T. Sharp was nothing but a murderous racist and white supremacist, but what you just told us is really horrifying.
Nico: No kidding, J.D., Sinclair T. Sharp was planning to stealing and using nuclear weapons to kill all same-sex couples, African Americans, and Jews, along with Tony, Amanda, Sam, and Simon, along with The Louds.
Tony Sharp: But, even prison wasn't able to curb his desire for blood. Eventually, he sent Michael and Michelle Malloy to kill us, and they'd one day kill Sam and Simon.
Luna Loud: He's a heartless bastard with a black heart who deserved to die, along with Michael and Michelle Malloy.
Hunter (Road Rovers): I heard about what those three have done, it was talked about all over the U.S. (To Sam and Simon) Sam, Simon, I'm so sorry you guys had to go through all that.
Sam S. Loud: It's okay, Hunter. But, we're still alive, and we have everyone here to thank for that one.
Crash Bandicoot: But, if those three dare to return, there's only one fate awaiting them for what they have done.
Cody (OC): Yeah, The Black Gates, and I can't forget what Michael and Michelle Malloy did to my parents long ago.
Simon S. Loud: Yeah, Sam told me everything about what happened to your parents, Cody. I'm so sorry you had to go through with that.
Lincoln: We all are.
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm in the TLPS Floating Fortress sounded, and when Lincoln checked it out, he saw that Raymond, Wu In-Sik, Anderson, David, and Yáng Zhèng-Lì, The Five Emperors, are here, and they're causing havoc. But, he also saw that someone is fighting the Five Emperors, it was none other than Kenshiro.
Lincoln: Guys, we got trouble: Raymond, Wu In-Sik, Anderson, David, and Yáng Zhèng-Lì, The Five Emperors, are here, and they're causing havoc.
Jimmy Lee: The Shadow Warriors' Five Emperors, they're trouble when together.
Lincoln: Yes, but I also that someone's fighting the Five Emperors, it's Kenshiro.
Lin: Kenshiro's here? I'm pleased to hear the news, we have to give him a hand in dealing with the Five Emperors, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You're right, Lin. Come on, let's go.
We then headed out of the TLPS Flying Fortress, and Lincoln fired five powerful rainbow energy balls at Raymond, Wu In-Sik, Anderson, David, and Yáng Zhèng-Lì, and it hits them in the back. When Kenshiro saw us, he was indeed honored to meet us. But when the Five Emperors saw us, they were really pissed off.
Raymond: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived?! Perfect, now we can get our revenge on you all for what you did to The Shadow Warriors!
Lincoln: Forget it, Raymond. The only thing that awaits you and the other Emperors is prison for all of the crimes you five have committed.
Asuka Kazama: Yeah, you five have caused far too much trouble for the last time.
Lili De Rochefort: You five need to be taught a serious lesson.
Kei and Yuri: And you need to be put away for the rest of your lives.
Lin (Fist of The North Star): Let's get them.
Lincoln, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Kei, Yuri, Lin, and Kenshiro went after The Five Emperors, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Dragons, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit The Five Emperors. Then, Lincoln, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Kei, Yuri, Lin, and Kenshiro punched and kicked the Five Emperors, and they overwhelmed them with their martial arts and superhuman strength, and the Five Emperors were defeated and knocked out.
Then, Lincoln tied the Five Emperors up with rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, so they can't escape.
Kenshiro: What do you intend to do with these criminals, Lincoln?
Lincoln: There's only one place for these five criminals, Kenshiro.
Lincoln beamed the Five Emperors to the Uranus Prison, and placed them into five separate cells in Solitary Confinement, and chained them to the walls with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium Chains so they can't escape.
We then returned to the TLPS Flying Fortress after putting a stop to The Five Emperors.
Nico: Awesome job, Lincoln, you, Asuka, Lili, Kei, Yuri, Lin, The Lee Brothers, and Kenshiro did an awesome job in taking down The Five Emperors.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Those five aren't going to be getting out of prison anytime sooner.
Nico: You said it. (To Kenshiro) And it's indeed an honor to meet you, Kenshiro.
Kenshiro: You too, Nico. And I've heard that Lin, Airi, Danne, Kisana, Lyra, and Mamiya are now part of Lincoln's harem and his future wives, and I know he'll take care of them.
Me: Indeed he will, he's a man of his word.
Lincoln: And we're just about to head for The Cayman Islands for the next challenge, and I've been to The Cayman Islands on one of my dates, it was so awesome.
Nico: And now, we're going to head there for our challenge, awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who it was in the vision: it was none other than Tovolar, a powerful and dangerous Alpha Werewolf who's plagued the plane of Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and he and his pack of werewolves are here, and they're hiding in The Cayman Islands. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: I'm afraid so, Nico, and we're not going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belonged to Tovolar, a powerful and dangerous Alpha Werewolf who's plagued the plane of Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and he and his pack of werewolves are here, and they're hiding in The Cayman Islands.
We gasped in shock.
Luna Loud: Oh boy, dude. It looks like we're going to face another dangerous enemy from the world of Magic The Gathering.
Me: That's right, Luna. Tovolar and his pack of werewolves have caused a lot of havoc on the plane of Innistrad for many years, they reveled in the carnage and havoc they'd wrought on the innocent.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: After our challenge on The Cayman Islands, Lincoln and I are going to face Tovolar and his pack of werewolves.
Nahiri: And I hope Lincoln transforms into Lincoln the Nocturnal, and rips Tovolar's heart from his chest and devours it.
Lincoln: That's exactly what I'll do to him, Nahiri. For him to cause havoc in the plane of Innistrad, and revel in the carnage and havoc they cause to the innocent, he deserves to die, along with his pack of werewolves.
Nico: This should be a good fight.
Me: Nocturnal Werewolf and Nine-Tailed Fox VS. Werewolf Plague of Innistrad, this is going to get really messy and bloody. But, Lincoln, Ahri, show that monster no mercy.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: Trust me, Tovolar deserves none.
Kenshiro was then made a member of the team, and we then head for the Cayman Islands, and then, after our challenge, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox and Lincoln are going to face Tovolar, the powerful Alpha Werewolf and plague of Innistrad, and they'll see to it that he never returns again to torment the world.
Later it was time for Princess Luna's second Ambassador mission.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Yost Thing: Hey, Luna. Tell Wolverine I said hi, alright?
William: That's right. You and him were on the same New Avengers team together.
Yost Thing: That's right William. Good times.
Princess Luna: I'll relay the message for you Ben.
Yost Thing: Thanks.
Princess Celestia: I'm ready for this sister.
Princess Luna: Me too sister.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Eli: I can't wait to blast Mutant Hating douchebags.
Me: You're going to have fun on this bro.
Princess Luna: We're ready.
We opened the portal and we were off.
We arrived at the X-Men mansion.
Me: Here we are.
Yost Wolverine: Hello Princess and hello J.D.
Me: Hello Logan.
Princess Luna: Everyone, meet my sister.
Princess Celestia: It's an honor. I'm Princess Celestia, Princess of the Sun and ruler of Equestria and Princess of the Light Skylanders.
Yost Cyclops: It's an honor to meet you. And J.D. who is this with you?
Me: This is my little brother Eli.
Eli: Eli Winston Bullock. Pleasure to meet you all.
Me: We're not related by blood. I was looking out for him for a while.
Yost Jean Grey: I see. It's a pleasure to meet you Eli.
Eli: Same to you Jean.
Princess Luna: By the way, Logan, the Thing you know says hi.
Yost Wolverine: Good to know he's alright.
Me: Yeah and Emma is learning a lot and training really hard with us. She is working really hard to gain your trust back.
Yost Cyclops: That's good she wants to try and get back with us again after what happened.
Yost Shadowcat: I still don't trust her for what she did.
Me: And you have every right to not do so Kitty but at least give her a chance to prove it.
Princess Luna: I understand how you all feel about this and I'm sorry she did all that.
Yost Iceman: Thank you Princess.
Yost Rogue: I've been where Emma is right now. I've done things I'm not proud of too. It's only right that I forgive her.
Me: Good for you Anna.
Eli: I'm sorry about what happened to you all because of the prejudice of people hating mutants.
Yost Nightcrawler: Thank you Eli. We appreciate that.
Yost Storm: How are Pixie, Magma, Polaris and Petra doing?
Me: Really well Ororo thank you for asking. I'll tell them you all said hello.
Princess Luna: They are learning so much under the teams training and tutelage and really learning hard.
Yost Wolverine: We're glad they are.
Yost Storm: And Emma WAS the one out of the entire Hellfire Club who didn't want the Phoenix for evil purposes.
Me: That is understandable. At least she had some semblance of free will still left in her. That chip didn't erase all of it thank goodness.
Eli: That is true. (Senses something) Scott behind you!
He fired a blast of Force Lightning and it went around Scott and zapped a man trying to stab him with a knife and it smashed him to the wall!
Me: Whoa! Nice shot Eli.
I went over to the man and unmasked him and it was Graydon Creed!
Me: Graydon Creed!
Yost Graydon Creed: Yes and I hate mutants!
Me: Bite my fucking ass! You're going to prison you racist asshole!
Eli tied him up.
Me: Give my regards to Bolivar Trask fuckwad.
And with that I beamed him to the Neptune Prison.
Yost Beast called.
Yost Wolverine: Hank, what'cha got for us? We just got finished taking down Graydon Creed.
Yost Beast: It's not the MRD this time.
Yost Wolverine: What is it?
Yost Beast: It's Scarlet Witch!
We then met Scarlet Witch.
Me: Wanda Maximoff A.K.A. Scarlet Witch. Awesome to meet you.
Yost Scarlet Witch: It's very nice to meet you, J.D. Too bad it's not under better circumstances.
Eli: How so?
Yost Scarlet Witch: The Spineless One is here.
Me: Mojo the Spineless One? That ugly immobile fat tub of lard?
Yost Scarlet Witch: That's right.
Eli: He is a weird one.
Yost Wolverine: Lemme guess. You need our help to deal with him.
Yost Scarlet Witch: That's right.
Me: Hmm. He would make a great addition to the M.O.E.
Princess Luna: He sure would.
Yost Nightcrawler: So, Wanda. How are things in Genosha?
Yost Scarlet Witch: Actually, they're doing pretty well, all things considered.
Me: Thank goodness.
Eli: Yeah.
Princess Luna: We better get after Mojo then.
Yost Iceman: You know that you're gonna have to talk things about with Magneto eventually, right?
Yost Scarlet Witch: Of course I do. But he seemed to have dropped off the grid.
Yost Wolverine: That ain't a good sign.
Me: He probably went into hiding to avoid the hating people still out there.
Eli: That is probably my guess too.
Princess Celestia: But we'll have to see if we can get a hold of him.
In the lair of Mojo came the X-Men.
Yost Mojo: Welcome, X Men! I told you there'd be a sequel!
Yost Wolverine: So we have heard and you were right.
Yost Cyclops: But this time we have help.
Yost Mojo: Oh? And who is that?
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall from behind him and smashed him down and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: That would be us blob boy.
Yost Mojo: Who are you?
Me: Your worst fucking nightmare.
Yost Mojo: Hmm... wasn't expecting guest appearences. But I think we can squeeze that in today's episode.
Me: Geez and I thought Deadpool was the only one that can break the 4th wall. But I guess you must be talking about the TV Program you have.
Yost Mojo: Yes that's right. But you will be perfect for my show.
Me: Not in this for the fame and glory. But your show is cancelled.
Eli: We have a better proposition for you.
Yost Mojo: So, let me get this straight. You want me to join the Masters of Evil, which isn't Zemo's group?
Princess Luna: That's about right.
Me: Thats right. Very smart reading.
Yost Mojo: I accept! But only if you defeat Spiral in battle and then me!
Spiral came out of the shadows.
Yost Spiral: (to Yost Nightcrawler and Yost Scarlet Witch) Good to see you two lovebirds again.
Me: Rita Wayford A.K.A. Spiral. Pleasure to meet you.
Yost Spiral: The famous J.D. Knudson, an honor to meet you.
Me: Pleasure is mine.
Yost Spiral: Lets see if you live up to your reputation.
She went invisible.
Me: Oh I do.
I turned on my infrared vision and saw her coming at me and then I kicked her in the face and made her visible and then Eli tied her up.
Me: Now for the fun part.
Eli, me, Princess Luna and Princess Celestia: ECLIPSE FORCE MEGABLAST!
We fired waves of lightning, energy and sunlight and moonlight and the blasts all hit Yost Mojo and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
The explosion knocked him out with incredible force.
Me: A deal is a deal.
Eli: Teamwork is awesome.
We later came back.
Nico: How did it go guys?
Me: Went awesomely well. We took down Mojo the Spineless One and Spiral.
Nico: Cool!
Me: She went invisible and I used my infrared vision to help me find her and take her down and then we used a combo to take down Mojo.
Nico: Well done!
Me: They will be put into the M.O.E.
Nico: Awesome.
May: This Mojo shouldn't be confused with Mojo Jojo.
Me: That is coincidental that they share the same name. But we'll make sure that doesn't happen to avoid confusion.
Princess Luna: But it was really fun.
Later we were thinking.
Marge: Maybe we should have something to eat before the next challenge.
Me: Good idea Marge. I'm starving.
DING DONG!
Nico: Wonder who that could be.
Nico went to the door and answered it and it was Bobby Santiago and he had over 200 pizzas!
Bobby Santiago: Hey guys. 200 cheese, sausage and pepperoni pizzas for Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Hey you guys order any pizzas?
Me: Not me.
Eli: Not me.
Nico: Me neither. But we'll take them anyway. We're hungry.
Murray: Oh, man! Am I starving.
Me: Yeah lets eat!
Nico: Okay.
Nico gave Bobby the money.
Bobby Santiago: Thanks guys.
Nico: No problem amigo.
Bobby left.
Nico: Now who ordered the pizzas anyway?
Me: Good question.
Eli: Yeah.
Drillhorn: Better question: How can the Flying Fortress get delivery anyway?!
Nico: Bobby can fly with wings and teleport.
Drillhorn: Oh right.
Nico: Anyway lets eat.
We got to eating.
Poromon: Oh boy! Lunch! My order came!
Nosecone: Poromon, you ordered the pizzas?!
Poromon: It was all C.C.'s idea!
Eli: You guys know how much C.C. loves pizza!
We saw her eat a lot of it too.
Me: Wow C.C. Is really hungry.
Nico: She has as big an appetite as me.
May: Yeah she sure does.
Eli: Yep.
Me: Well after lunch we'll give the mascots a talking to.
Drag Strip: Relax. We're not gonna punish you guys too badly.
Me: Besides we needed to eat. We were hungry. But next time I'll be putting an Ultimeatum, Pizza, Lynn-Sagna and Every Meat Burrito tree in here. I should have thought of that before.
Eli: But that is cool that Bobby can deliver internationally thanks to his powers.
Nico: Boy it sure is cool.
Drag Strip: Relax. We're not gonna punish you guys too badly.
Me: Besides we needed to eat. We were hungry. But next time I'm putting an Ultimeatum, Pizza, Lynn-Sagna and Every Meat Burrito tree in here. I should have thought of that before.
Eli: But that is cool that Bobby can deliver internationally thanks to his powers.
Nico: Boy it sure is cool.
C.C.: Yeah but I'm sorry guys. It was all a prank.
Eli: Didn't know you had such a mischievous side to you.
Nico: Yeah that is awesome.
We got to finishing our lunch and we were ready.
Me: All right we're just about at the Cayman Islands 🇰🇾.
Nico: Yep.
Then Greiger, Tchang Zu, Multiple Man, Baron Mordo, Melter, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Heatwave, Touch & Go, and Stinky Butt appeared.
Greiger: Can me, Tchang Zu, Multiple Man, Baron Mordo, Melter, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Heatwave, Touch & Go, and Stinky Butt go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. Now that we've eating lunch we can get ready for our challenge at the Cayman Islands.
Baron Mordo: Great!
Inque: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet one for the natural predator of the Toku'Starr, Way Big's species.
Shanan: Whoa you want to meet one for the Elefantokyo.
Me: That one that looks like a Bacteriophage Virus? That is an interesting choice. So it'll be one of the star users next.
Nico: Yep. This will be interesting to see.
Megan McCallister: I'm not sure what it is but something is telling me this will be a reunion during this one.
Nico: I feel it too.
Inque: You want some pizza?
Baron Mordo: Sure. Wait where did you get pizza?
Me: Poromon got it.
Mr. Touch: I would've loved to eat that pizza.
Mr. Go: Me too!
Me: We still got plenty of it. We got lots of leftovers.
Mr. Touch: Great.
They got to eating.
Threatpack: What's the challenge this time?
Don: You'll like it Threatpack. It's an awesome underwater treasure hunt. There's numerous shipwrecks in these parts of the sea and they have treasure chests that are priceless. Each has gold, jewels, diamonds and more.
Nicole: Awesome!
Titanium Toenail: Where's the challenge located this time?
Nico: He said it was located in the waters not far off the shore of Grand Cayman.
Laney: This will be awesome to see.
Lana: It sure will.
GRAND CAYMAN ISLAND, CAYMAN ISLANDS
We arrived at the Cayman Islands and we were on Grand Cayman Island.
Lemon Zest: Here we are!
Me: Yep. Welcome to the Cayman Islands everyone.
Nico: So beautiful here.
Eli: It sure is. I can't wait to have some fun on this one.
Nico: Me too. This will be awesome.
Stinky Butt: Sydney, I think you and UA Iron Man get a chance to shine on this one.
Sydney: I have that feeling myself.
Brittney: Same with me and Hari. This will be so fun.
Hari: It sure will.
We walked to the beach Don told us to go to.
Freak-Zekiel was watching us from a distance when Stacey came behind him.
Stacey: You must be the insane version of Ezekiel. Hard to believe Billy McLean would mistreat you so badly your sanity would be nearly gone.
Freak-Zekiel tried to charge at Stacey but was grabbed by the throat.
Stacey: Forgive me. This is in no way personal. But it's just that I plan to fight J.D. after today. And until that happens, he must be kept...(snaps Freak-Zekiel's neck)...safe.
He fell to the ground dead.
Stacey: Like I said. Nothing personal.
We were walking and Ezekiel felt something.
Me: What is it Ezekiel?
Ezekiel: Correct me if I'm wrong eh. But I feel like a huge burden was lifted off me or maybe it's just me thinking eh.
Nico: Maybe. I don't sense anything.
Stacey went into a portal leading into Kikaitopia... just as we walked near Freak-Zekiel's body.
Maria: My God! Is that Freak-Zekiel?!
Nico: J,D,, I think stress from missions got to you so much that you probably killed Freak-Zekiel in your sleep!
Me: What!? I didn't do this!
Ezekiel: Besides how can I turn into Freak-Zekiel again?
Eli: J.D. is telling the truth! He didn't do this. Besides we destroyed Freak-Zekiel long ago.
Me: Hmm. Who could have done this?
Weirdwolf: Alright, anyone want to fess up on killing Freak-Zekiel?
We all didn't do it.
Me: Hmm. Who would be quick enough to take our Freak-Zekiel like this with ease?
Eli: The Force is telling me that it's someone the Zenkaigers know.
Me: (Gasp) (In my head) Stacey!
Melter: (nervously) Well, that's one less Sore Loser to worry about. Right?
May: While you're right about, we don't even know why he was here to begin with.
Nico: Hmm. Good question.
Me: (BELCH) Oops pardon me. I had garlic knots with my pizza.
Eli: Yeah those were awesome.
Edward: Why don't we get to treasure hunting now that we only have 1 Sore Loser to worry about today?
Nico: Good idea.
Eli: Lets head out.
We continued on.
But little did we know that something was watching us and they were glaring and looking at us with glowing red eyes overflowing with pure evil.
Baron Mordo: Just checking but do I need to use a spell to allow us to breathe underwater?
Nico: No we actually have the power to do that already.
We arrived at the beach.
Nico: Here we are.
Varie: This is gonna be awesome.
Me: It sure is.
UA Iron Man: Guys, I want to say that I'm sorry for everything I caused back in my world.
Birdbrain: It's alright, Tony. You weren't the one who killed all those people in Stamford.
UA Iron Man: But I WAS one of the people who created the Nanite Control Program in the first place. And that led to the Fold being created thanks to Nanites becoming sentient enough.
Me: That was not your doing Tony. It was that worlds version of Maria Hill. She did that.
Laney: Yeah she brought all that on herself.
UA Iron Man: Really? Tell that to Colossus and Multiple Man, who got infected with Nanites themselves.
UA Cap: Tony, all of us except JD, Sydney, and the others did things we're not proud of. But all we can do is move forward and make sure the Stamford explosion and the Civil War don't happen again.
UA Iron Man: I know. But I'm just taking responsibility for my actions.
Heatwave: You and Cap already did so when we met up with you guys back in Prison 42.
Me: Yeah you did Tony. Come on don't blame yourself for any of all that.
Nico: Yeah it's not your fault.
Laney: You did help out in helping us destroy the Fold for good.
Nico: Lets get diving.
We went underwater and we were searching through all the ships that were down on the ocean floor of the Caribbean and they were full of treasure!
Dreadwind: Look at all these coins!
Nico: Wow!
We got the coins all gathered up and we sealed them into scrolls.
Eli: These treasures are incredible.
Tchang Zu: There has to be some weapons we can get from here.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sure there is. We just got to look hard enough.
Claire Wendoll: Wait what's this?
She pulled out a really cool golden sword and it was in totally pristine and beautiful condition despite being underwater for centuries.
Nico: Wow that sword looks awesome and it's still in good shape after all these years.
Batman looked at it.
Batman: It's a Thanagarian Sword.
Hawkgirl: A sword from Thanagar? Wow.
Slugslinger: There are a lot of gold coins in here!
Nico: There sure are.
We were putting them all in the chests and scrolls all over and we were also piling in the jewels and more.
Me: These pirates sure hoarded a lot of treasure over the centuries.
We even stumbled onto a ship that is loaded with MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PRICELESS JEWELS!
We came out of the ocean and we had loads of treasure chests, scrolls and more with us.
Eli: Boy what a haul!
Nico: There's enough treasure here to last the world for eons.
Me: Man what are we gonna do with all this treasure?
Eli: Boy that is a good question.
Multiple Man: Let me make some clones for the upcoming Sore Loser we have to face.
Multiple Man made 310 clones of himself.
Me: Good thinking.
Laney: I have a feeling that the next sore loser should be coming soon.
Me: I have an idea.
We decided to use some of the treasure as bait and then we hid in the trees and waited.
Then we saw a figure come out.
Pounce: Guys, now's a good time for an entrance!
Nico: Lets go.
We went at the figure!
The figure laughed as it saw the treasure. But then the Nazca Line for the Killer Whale appeared underneath the figure and a massive column of indigo fire erupted out and then weather elements blasted out from a mountain in the shape of a whale underneath it and then formed into the spirits of Whale Mountain and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of indigo fire blasted out and a whale pod was heard and then we came out!
Nico: Surprise!
The Figure was revealed and it was none other than HEATHER!
We gasped!
Nico: HEATHER!
Eli: HEATHER!
Varie: HEATHER!
Me: HEATHER!
Vince: HEATHER!
Heather: You losers are gonna pay for all that you did to me! Including killing Freak-Zekiel, who I sent to kill you all!
Po Kong: He was dead when we found him! But enough of that. A certain someone has a score to settle with you!
Me: Make that TWO someones.
Mavis Schroder: That's right! Hello Heather.
Lana Hugo: You remember us don't you?
Heather: Mavis Schroder and Lana Hugo!?
Lana Hugo: That's right! I am the one that stopped all your murder attempts.
Mavis Schroder: And I'm the one that got you arrested!
Heather: You two ruined everything for me! I WILL KILL YOU!
She roared and went at them and then…
KAPOW!
They punched her in her face and smashed her eyes!
She had 2 black eyes!
Me: Hey Heather! Sniff on this!
I pulled out Full Moon Perfume and sprayed it in her face and it BURNED HER! SHE WAS PURE EVIL AND IT BURNED HER LIKE HOLY WATER!
She screamed in pain like a vampire in the sun that is burning from the ultraviolet radiation.
Nico: WHOA! Full Moon Perfume is like holy water to her.
Eli: Very awesome.
Me: Remind me to thank whoever made Full Moon for this.
Laney: That is awesome.
Fluttershy: How about this!
She aimed her butt in Heather's face and farted and the farts burned Heather worse!
Laney: Wow! Fluttershy's farts have the same effect.
Lisa Loud: Very fascinating.
Then Bronze Kneecap, Ebon, El Oso, Cavalier, Tar Pit, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Wrecking Crew, and Black Spider appeared.
Nico: Bronze Kneecap, Ebon, El Oso, Cavalier, Tar Pit, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Wrecking Crew, and Black Spider.
El Oso: (Sniffs) Wow that smells great.
Me: It's Fluttershy's perfume farts and my Full Moon perfume. It smells awesome but it burns Heather bad.
Lola: Yeah.
Bronze Kneecap: Tony, we heard everything. And you weren't the one who caused the entire Civil War.
UA Iron Man: That might be true. But I still led the Registration Side.
Ebon: And even if you hadn't, things wouldn't have changed. The Hill from that world would've found someone else to lead the Pro Registration forces.
El Oso: Specifically someone less friendly.
Me: That's true.
Cavalier: (to Nico) We heard you helped evacuate Krypton.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome and we got everyone out of there just in time.
Tar Pit: Zod's gonna make a powerful member for sure!
Nico: He sure will.
?: I agree too.
A figure came out and it was CLOCK ORG from episode 35 of Wild Force!
Clock Org appeared when Onikage used an illusion of him, Tire Org, Flute Org, Bell Org, and Lion Tamer Org. Later on, Clock Org is among the Orgs in the Org Spirit World that are summoned by Onikage
Cole: Clock Org!
Clock Org: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! But it's a darn shame you were just an illusion on TV.
Clock Org: Yeah what a shame. I was defeated offscreen.
Nico: That sucks!
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: It's a shame it wasn't shown how you were defeated.
Me: Yeah! What a ripoff!
Clock Org: Let's just say that I was defeated sometime during Zen Aku's reign of terror.
Nico: That works.
We got the usual battles underway.
Stella Zhau, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Tuddrussel, Larry 3000, Otto Osworth, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap - Nico's rescue in Evacuating Krypton and meeting a Kryptonian Gene-Slammer
Bronze Kneecap was first.
Bronze Kneecap: (to Stella) Nico did a good job evacuating Krypton in his rescue. He even met a Kryptonian Gene-Slammer.
Stella Zhau: He sure did and that is so cool that Claire is a gene-slammer for Superman's race. But she is an artificial hybrid.
Rarity: Oh indeed she is and Claire was born with a rare and fatal blood disease.
Sweetie Belle: That is awful and Superman saved her life. How cool is that?
Bronze Kneecap: It sure is awesome. And because of that she now has Superman's powers.
Gill Grunt: That is what I call an unexpected side effect.
Bronze Kneecap: What was Krypton like before it exploded?
Stella Zhau: It was home to an amazingly advanced civilization that has technology and minds that exceed far beyond anything humanity knows.
Tuddrussel: It sure is something.
Larry 3000: Indeed and it's really cool.
Otto Osworth: Superman's home planet is really amazing.
Bronze Kneecap: It sure is amazing. Just awful that it had to explode like that. Lets do it!
Tuddrussel: IT'S GO TIME!
They fired waves of ice, water, jewels and fire and energy and smashed him down.
Stella Zhau: That was awesome!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Lily Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Batman 2039, Dana Tan, Max Gibson, Inque and Rubberband Man VS Ebon - Lincoln's Rescue
Ebon was next.
Ebon: (to Lily) I heard Lincoln fought Old Grand Ma in his rescue. How'd that go?
Lily Loud: It went really well. She was one awesome grandma though.
Twilight Sparkle: She is really tough too.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree too and it's so awesome.
Sunny Starscout: It sure is. I think she is really cool.
Spyro: Absolutely.
Batman 2039: Same with me. It's awesome.
Dana Tan: Yeah no kidding.
Max Gibson: Yep it sure is awesome.
Ebon: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and water and smashed him down.
Lily Loud: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Maximum Ride, Fang, Gazz, Izzy, Angel, Nudge, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso - Meeting an Evil HERO Dark Gaia Gene-Slammer
El Oso was next.
El Oso: (to Sunset) I heard you guys me an Evil HERO Dark Gaia Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Sunset Shimmer: Her name is Gretchen Holland and she is a really awesome one. She has taken on Lola, Lori and Lynn at their worst. But also she has a really horrible history with Sam's evil uncle Sinclair.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it's scary. Gretchen was asked by Tony and Amanda Sharp, along with the Royal Woods Police Department to do some investigating on Sinclair T. Sharp, and since she knew of his reputation as being a total racist and white supremacist, she couldn't refuse the chance to put that asshole away behind bars. She took the task and Gretchen went undercover at his house in the north of Royal Woods. Gretchen got inside and found a secret room in the basement of his house, and she went inside it. What Gretchen found was too shocking for words: She found out he was going to use nuclear weapons to kill all same-sex couples, African Americans, and Jews, along with Tony, Amanda, Sam, and Simon, along with The Louds. Gretchen was so horrified and enraged, she wanted to rip Sinclair's head off his shoulders and send it into Lake Huron. But, she relented, and instead, she sent the information of my investigation to the FBI and The Royal Woods Police Department, and they arrested Sinclair T. Sharp, and they gave him Life in Prison Without Possibility of Parole.
El Oso gasped!
El Oso: Ay caramba! He was worse than we thought!
Sunburn: Yeah he sure was. What a monster!
Maximum Ride: I'm glad that monster is dead.
Fang: Yeah he has no honor and love for anyone.
Izzy: Yeah he is an absolute monster!
Angel: I'm glad he is dead.
Nudge: Same with me.
Gazz: Me as well.
El Oso: Si me too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Sunset Shimmer: That was so amazing!
Maximum Ride: That was great!
Luke Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Kid Muscle, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - Freak-Zekiel Dead
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) It's okay if one of you guys secretly killed Freak-Zekiel. After all, you guys already destroyed him once.
Luke Loud: That wasn't us. Someone killed him before we could.
Fluttershy: Yes they sure did.
Tornado Bolt: That feral monster had it coming even though none of us did it.
Stealth Elf: Yeah and we owe them for that.
Kid Muscle: It was great.
Sugarcoat: A logical assumption and form of thanks.
Cavalier: I agree. Lets do it!
Luke Loud pulled out a white glove and slapped Cavalier across his face with it.
Cavalier: I accept your challenge!
They unsheathed their swords and clashed with him and smashed him down with water, leaves, flowers, grass and energy.
Luke Loud: That was great!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Onua, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Gary Goodspeed, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit - Poromon and C.C. ordering all those pizzas
Tar Pit was next.
Tar Pit: (to Onua) I can't believe Poromon and C.C. ordered all those pizzas. I hope they shared with you guys!
Onua: Oh they did and we were hungry.
Applejack: Yeah that was a funny prank though.
Apple Bloom: And Bobby delivered them.
Flashwing: That was awesome that he did that.
Gary Goodspeed: Now his speed and powers can get him anywhere for pizza deliveries.
Tar Pit: That is cool though. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, apples, crystal, rock and energy and smashed him down.
Onua: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Courtney, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Marsupilami, Kira the Marsupilami Girl, Mandarin and Edward VS Count Vertigo - Princess Luna's second ambassador mission
Count Vertigo was next.
Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) I heard Princess Luna had second ambassador mission. How was it?
Courtney: It went really well and she got Mojo and Spiral in the M.O.E.
Pinkie Pie: That is really amazing!
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was.
Sprocket: It sure was cool.
Marsupilami: Hooba! Yeah it sure is awesome and amazing.
Kira: I agree myself.
Count Vertigo: Me too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, metal, gears, lightning and fruit and energy and smashed him down.
Courtney: That was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Andros, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, In Space Rangers, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS James Beverley A.K.A. Overdrive (Marvel) - Mojo and Spiral will make great M.O.E. Members. Same with General Zod
Overdrive was next.
Overdrive: (to Andros) Mojo, Spiral, and General Zod will make great additions to our ranks. And which vehicle can I use this time?
Andros: That abandoned Jeep behind you could be useful and I agree with you on that.
Starlight Glimmer: And Nico and Kal all have a big history with Zod. Even though Zod was doing his best to help Krypton it was already too late.
Cozy Glow: Yeah Krypton was going to explode anyway no matter how hard he tried.
Hex: I agree there too.
Cassie Chan: I agree myself.
Overdrive: Yeah so he did that coup all for nothing. Lets do it!
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed!
Andros: "Red Space Ranger!"
Carlos: "Black Space Ranger!"
T.J.: "Blue Space Ranger!"
Ashley: "Yellow Space Ranger!"
Cassie: "Pink Space Ranger!"
Zhane: "Silver Space Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers in Space!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of stars, bones, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Andros: All right!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Ilana, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lance, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS June Moone A.K.A. Enchantress (DC) - My perfume and Fluttershy's farts burn Heather like The Devil with love
Enchantress was next.
DC Enchantress: (to Ilana) J.D.'s perfume and Fluttershy's farts really burned Heather. Just like love burns the Devil.
Ilana: Yeah no kidding! Guess that shows that being evil incarnate makes all things loving and pretty poison.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that is awesome.
Scootaloo: Fluttershy is awesome now against people like Heather.
Whirlwind: That is so cool.
Lance: Yeah it sure is.
DC Enchantress: I agree there on that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and magic and smashed her down.
Ilana: YEAH!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Lok, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, J.D. Knudson, Sophie, Zhalia, Dante, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew - Hope Heather made out her will
The Wrecking Crew was next.
Wrecker: (to Lok) I hope Heather made out her will.
Thunderball: Because by the time you guys are done with her, she'll be begging for mercy.
Lok: I agree there. But Lincoln is actually going to curse her with a fate worse than death.
Bulldozer: Ah like the one he gave to Amy, Gabriel and Josee & Jacques.
Princess Luna: That is right and it's gonna be awesome.
Snowdrop: I hope she likes the Saturn Asylum.
Gari: Yep. It will be fitting for a monster like Heather.
Blackout: If our code allowed it we would gladly kill her.
Me: Too bad it won't happen though.
Sophie: (British accent) What a heartless monster.
Zhalia: Yeah Heather has no honor.
Dante Vale: No kidding.
Piledriver: Yeah that monster needs to be put down like a mad dog.
Wrecker: I agree too. Lets do it!
Me: Time for awesome action! MATERIALIZE! JIRWOLF!
In a swirl of stars came JIRWOLF!
Lok: AWAKEN! LEGENDARY TITAN OF SUMMONS, QUETZALCOATL!
In a vortex of wind came Quetzalcoatl!
Sophie Casterwill: ARISE! LEGENDARY TITAN OF REBIRTH, PHOENIX!
In a vortex of fire she summoned Phoenix!
Dante Vale: MANIFEST! UMBRA THE SHADOW JAGUAR!
In a vortex of darkness came UMBRA THE SHADOW JAGUAR!
Zhalia: MAKE THEM TREMBLE! KING BASILISK!
In a vortex of earth came KING BASILISK!
We fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed them down.
Lok: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Jenny Wakeman, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Detective Valiant, Pounce and Wingspan VS Eric Needham A.K.A. Black Spider - Mavis and Lana have a score to settle with her.
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) Mavis and Lana have a score to settle with Heather. I hope they really hurt her!
Jenny Wakeman: Oh I have a feeling they will and it will be painful!
Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure will be painful. She deserves it.
Amber Morning: Yes she sure will.
Spotlight: Yeah she had this coming.
Roger Rabbit: She had it coming.
Jessica Rabbit: No kidding.
Detective Valiant: Had it coming is right.
Black Spider: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Jenny Wakeman: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Wild Force Rangers, Zyuohgers, Jungle Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, May, Nunnally, C.C., J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon, Lana, Lola and Lily VS Clock Org
Clock Org was next.
Clock Org: So it's all the Jungle Rangers this time.
Nico: Yeah it's part of a theme experiment for one of the teams.
Clock Org: I see. Very cool.
Nico teleported and opened Clock Org's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of Gramoor, they're large swords with the symbol of the Lolirock Girls etched onto the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, colored blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Me: Time for some buttkicking! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON!
Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!
AHHAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
They all transformed!
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Casey Rhodes: "With the strength of the Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"
Lily Chillman: "With the speed of the Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"
Theo Martin: "With the stealth of the Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"
R.J.: "With the courage of the Wolf! Jungle Fury Purple Ranger!"
Dominic: "With the power of the Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"
Spirit Elephant Ranger: "With the spirit of the Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"
Spirit Bat Ranger: "With the spirit of the Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"
Spirit Shark Ranger: "With the spirit of the Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"
Jarrod: "With the spirit of the Mighty Lion! Black Lion Warrior!"
Camille: "With the cunning of the Chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"
Cole: "Blazing Lion! Red Lion Ranger!"
Taylor: "Soaring Eagle! Yellow Eagle Ranger!"
Max: "Surging Shark! Blue Shark Ranger!"
Danny: "Iron Bison! Black Bison Ranger!"
Alyssa: "Noble Tiger! White Tiger Ranger!"
Kendall: "Magnificent Peacock! Aqua Peacock Ranger!"
Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Lunar Wolf Ranger!"
Zyuohgers: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGERS!
Wild Force Rangers: "Guardians of the Earth, United we roar! Power Rangers Wild Force!"
Jungle Fury Rangers: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"
Me: FURY OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM! MASTERS OF THE ANIMALS OF LIFE COME ALIVE!
Rangers: RANGERS OF THE ANIMALS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers too!
Yamato: Don't Underestimate this planet!
Nico: Time for action!
Wild Force Rangers: JUNGLE SWORD!
Megaforce Rangers: JUNGLE BLASTER!
Jungle Fury Rangers: CLAW CANNON! POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!
R.J.: WOLF BEAM!
Dominic: RHINO BLASTER!
Zyuohgers: ZYUOH CUBE BLAST!
Nico: FIRE!
Cole: SAVAGE SLASH!
Troy: SAVAGE BLAST!
Cole Slashed Clock Org and we fired waves of energy and elements and blue fire and the blasts all hit Clock Org and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: OH YEAH! Clock Org you have failed this island!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Brittney Knudson and Hari Koo VS Heather
Brittney and Hari were facing Heather.
Brittney: You don't give a flying fuck about anyone Heather! No wonder your parents hate you and everyone hates you!
Hari Koo: Yeah! All we see in you is nothing but a heartless and worthless and pathetic monster!
They went and kicked her in the stomach and smashed her down.
Sydney and UA Iron Man VS Heather
Sydney and UA Iron Man were facing Heather!
Sydney: We're going to kick your ugly butt!
UA Iron Man: YEAH! This will be painful!
They went and smashed Heather up with brutal force!
Lana Hugo and Mavis Schroder VS Heather
Lana Hugo and Mavis Schroder were facing Heather next.
Lana Hugo: Get ready for the biggest buttkicking of your life you Queen Bee Bitch!
Mavis Schroder: Your days of hurting people all for your own sick amusement is over forever!
They punched and smashed pulverized Heather all over the place and really let her have it.
We later regrouped and were going to let her have it.
Nico: Get ready Heather! Because we're going to kick your ugly face!
Orion: Fluttershy's farts are the least of your worries right now!
Nico: You have had this coming for a long time Heather! Now we're going to make sure you suffer!
Me, Nico, Eli and Zarya pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me: And we'll all make it slow and excruciatingly painful! We've had it with you Heather! We're going to fuck you up and make you suffer 10,000,000,000 painful deaths for your crimes! (Turns Dial) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!
I summoned the Pink GoGoFive, Yellow Dekaranger, and Green Patranger!
Nico: By all accounts your parents should have given you up for adoption from the very moment you were born! (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!
Nico summoned the White Changeman, Blue Flashman, Green Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and the Aqua Blue Kyuranger!
Eli: You make me sick Heather! Now we're going to do something that should have been down a long time ago! (Turns dial) EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!
Eli summoned Battle Kenya of Battle Fever J, the Blue Maskman, Pink Dairanger, and Green Gekiranger!
Zarya: No more Heather! No more lives will be destroyed by your hatred and greed! (Turns Dial) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!
Zarya summoned the Blue Turboranger, Green Carranger, Crimson Boukenger, Yellow Go-Onger, and Pink Kiramager!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
They turned into the Jetman Rangers!
Nico: It's over Heather! YOU ARE FINISHED! PREPARE TO DIE!
We went at Heather and smashed and pulverized her all over.
KROW BLAM BIFF WHOMP!
Quadore blasted and pulverized Heather all over.
Me: Road Rovers Sic her!
Colleen kicked her all over the place.
Colleen: (British Accent) Take that you monster!
Exile blasted her with his ice laser vision from his eyes and froze her feet to the ground.
Exile: (Russian Accent) How is that for getting cold feet!?
CLANG CLANG CLANG RIP RIP RIP!
Blitz bit Heather all over with the power and force of a hundred bear traps and she screamed in pain!
Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Your butt is as bad as your ego and you are nowhere near as beautiful as me.
Shag picked up a huge rock and smashed her down with it.
Shag: Rah rah!
Me: Hunter fetch!
I threw his tennis ball and Heather caught it and then…
ZOOM!
Hunter plowed Heather down with incredible speed.
Hunter: YEAH!
Nico: Time for the secret weapon!
Me: Ready Muzzle?
Muzzle: (ROARS)
Me: MUZZLE HER!
Muzzle: REAH!
I took off Muzzle's Muzzle and then he lept out of his straitjacket and lunged at Heather and REALLY MAULED HER UP AND TORE HER APART WITH BRUTAL, UNPREDICTABLE, AND FEROCIOUS SAVAGERY!
RIP SMASH CHOMP POW WHAM ROAR BLAM BIFF SMASH BLAM KROW WHOMP!
Nico: WOO! GO MUZZLE!
Eli: YEAH!
Muzzle ripped up Heather with incredible and brutal savagery with the force of a hundred wolf packs.
Blitz: GO MUZZLE GO! Turn that witch into horrible sauerkraut!
It went on for 45 minutes and then Heather was brutally torn apart! OUCH! Muzzle was satisfied and he was stuffed and was happy.
Muzzle: (Satisfied) Ahh! (BELCH)
Me: Good boy Muzzle.
Hunter (Road Rovers): Yeah Muzzle good boy!
Nico: We'll finish up from here.
Murray: The Murray going to smash your skull and floss my teeth with your spine!
Marge, Drillhorn, Murray and Nosecone used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Drillhorn's Horn Cannon, Nosecone's X-Ray Laser Pistol and Marge and Murray's powers 100-fold.
Marge and Drillhorn: MAGMA HORN NAG BLAST!
Murray and Nosecone: MURRAY X-RAY FURY ROAR!
Greiger and Boris: KILLER WHALE INDIGO FIRESTORM!
Tchang Zu and Rainbow Dash: LIGHTNING RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE!
Multiple Man and Scott: CLONE KAMIKAZE ULTRA BLAST!
Baron Mordo and Eli: FORCE OF MAGIC SUPER BLAST!
Melter and Aquaman: ATLANTIS MELT STORM!
Po Kong and Nora: MOUNTAIN HAMMER PILEDRIVE!
Titanium Toenail and Chazz: INFERNO TOENAIL FIRESTORM!
Heatwave and Taranee: FIRESTORM OF FURIOUS FLAMES!
Touch & Go and Tyler: CYBERNETIC FURY BLAST!
Loki and Stinky Butt: FARTS OF TOXIC WIND!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Hari Koo, Brittney and Misty Tredwell: DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT DEATH RAY!
They fired waves of energy and fire and elements.
Hari Koo, Brittney, Misty Tredwell: LIZARD GOTHIC MEGABLAST!
Sydney, UA Iron Man, J.D. as Wolf Moon: WOLF MOON FURY BLAST!
We fired waves of enegry and blue fire.
Lincoln: TREASURE ELEMENT STYLE: GOLD COINS!
Jessica Shannon: TREASURE STING STYLE: DIAMONDS!
Shiraishi Kyouka: TREASURE BEAUTY STYLE: CAT'S EYE!
Entrapta: TREASURE LIGHTNING STYLE: PURPLE SAPPHIRE!
Perfuma: TREASURE NATURE STYLE: PINK TOPAZ!
Frosta: TREASURE ICE STYLE: BLUE MOONSTONE!
Yuna: TREASURE WATER STYLE: RED SPINEL!
Nanami: TREASURE WATER STYLE: ORANGE KYANITE!
Toph: TREASURE EARTH STYLE: ALEXANDRITE!
Julie Makimoto: TREASURE EARTH STYLE: BICOLOR SAPPHIRE!
Tatsumaki: TREASURE WIND STYLE: BLACK OPAL!
Reona Houjou: TREASURE WIND STYLE: BOULDER OPAL!
Mai Shiranui: TREASURE FIRE STYLE: FIRE OPAL!
Hilda: (British Accent) TREASURE FIRE STYLE: FIRE AGATE!
R. Mika: TREASURE LIGHT STYLE: RAINBOW MOONSTONE!
Menat: TREASURE STAR STYLE: SUNSTONE!
Juri Han: TREASURE DARK STYLE: VIOLET SAPPHIRE!
Shantae: TREASURE MAGIC STYLE: RAINBOW FLOURITE!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said treasures!
Lincoln and his harem: TREASURE FINAL SMASH: TREASURE KAMEHAMEHA!
They fired a massive Kamehameha at Heather!
They blasts all hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was knocked down!
Nico: You are finished Heather!
Lincoln: And for good measure!
Lincoln transformed into SHADOW LINCOLN, his second elemental hero form that he unlocked. Then, shadows and creatures of darkness danced around Lincoln, as his massive black angel wings spread out.
Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Queen Bee Heather. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
Nico and I had shivers going down our spines as Lincoln sang that song and so did many of us.
Lincoln fired two massive dark energy blasts from his massive black angel wings, and they hit Heather, and we also knew that the dark energy blasts also had a curse inside her. She was then sent to the Saturn Insane Asylum for eternity.
Nico: What did you curse her with Lincoln?
Lincoln: I cursed Heather with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares.
Me: Fitting for that heartless monster.
Heather the Queen Bee of Evil was sentenced to Eternal Life in Prison without The Possibility or Hope of Parole in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, and she was put in separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and chained to the wall of her cell with rainbow energy chains, and through the song Lincoln sang, Lincoln cursed her with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares, and she screamed in horror as Heather saw all the ghosts of the people she hurt and tortured moaning in pain and agony, and screaming for her blood to be spilled.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Sweet dreams, Heather the Queen Bee.
Count Vertigo: Another Sore Loser down for the count.
Misty Tredwell: You said it.
Me: And this time cursed with a fate worse than death.
Overdrive: And we got so much treasure as well.
DC Enchantress: I wonder which Sore Loser we'll face next.
Me: I hope it's Jo. I'm going to slash that bitches heart out and have Nico eat it.
Piledriver: I just hope Alejandro gets faced at the end.
Bulldozer: It's only fair since he was faced at the end of the World Tour.
Nico: I agree.
Black Spider: We'll just have to wait and see.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: We've completed the challenge and we also beat down Heather, and Lincoln gave her the same curse he gave to Gabriel Tinsley, Josee, Jacques, and Jacques Schnee. But, we're not done yet.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Lincoln caught the scent of a werewolf.
Lincoln: That scent, I knew there's no mistaking it, you can come out now, Tovolar.
A large muscled, silver-haired man with glowing yellow eyes carrying a sword and holstered axe came out, it was none other than Tovolar, the powerful Alpha Werewolf who plagued the plane of Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and he also brought his pack of werewolves.
Nico: So, that's Tovolar.
Nahiri: That's right, Nico, the very werewolf who's plagued Innistrad for many years.
Me: Now, we can put a stop to him and his pack of werewolves before they attempt to cause havoc in the world.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: And that's exactly what I'm going to do to him.
Suddenly, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox's gold eyes turned neon gold, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with blue flames and nine-tailed foxes, and as she approached Tovolar, she left blue energy, blue flames, and nine-tailed foxes with every step.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: Tovolar, the crimes that you've committed against the plain of Innistrad and the innocent can never be forgiven, and now, I will see to it that you and your pack of werewolves will never return to plague anyone ever again.
Suddenly, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with blue flames surrounding it, there was a nine-tailed fox running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox grew to 6'5" in height, she now had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long black hair tied in a long braid, the markings on her cheeks were glowing, she has black tips on her nine, long, massive white fox tails, she has neon golden eyes with black slit fox pupils and a neon blue energy aura with blue flames and nine-tailed foxes surrounding her, she has a nine-tailed fox carrying a flame in its paw emblazoned on her forehead, she has nine-tailed fox earrings with gold gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in its paws on her dark blue fox ears and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with crimson red crystal links and a Thunderbird and a nine-tailed fox with gold gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in its paws for the pendant, she has on a white dress with red and gold details and full of trinkets and red ankle-high high heels, and a sleeveless white trenchcoat with red and gold details with blue flames on the coattails and on the back is a Nine-Tailed Fox. Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox has on her Ring of The Phoenix with red gem on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire corps ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Ahri felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with white tips on the large black feathers, sprouted out from her back.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox had her new levitating globes levitating on both sides of her that transformed after Lincoln gave her Da Ji's Spheres of Decay, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fox head with gold gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large white Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large white Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a gold kanji below the Nine-Tailed Fox that said, "Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox, Champion of Shon-Xan, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flames, Deception, and Nine-Tailed Foxes."
九尾の狐のアーリ、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻を愛するションザンのチャンピオン、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして炎のマスター、欺瞞、と九尾の狐
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FIRESTORM FOX SPIRIT ANGEL OF SPIRIT FLAMES AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Ahri's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Tovolar saw it, he ordered one of his werewolves to kill her, but Ahri fired a blast of blue energy with blue flames and fox spirits at the werewolf he sent after her, and it hits the werewolf and she sucked out his life essence and killed him.
Me: Whoa, Ahri's transformed.
Nico: You said it, J.D., and she wasted that werewolf like he was nothing and devoured his life essence, awesome.
Lincoln: Wow, Ahri, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Spirit Fox and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take care of Tovolar and the rest of his werewolf pack for good?
Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure, Ahri.
Suddenly, Lincoln let out a growl as the black pupils in his deep sapphire blue eyes turned into slits, his canines grew into sharp fangs, his nails then grew into sharp claws, large white pointed werewolf ears grew out of his head, and then, his massive and powerful muscular body was covered in white fur and his chest and abs were also covered in white fur, his face elongated into a sturdy white wolf's muzzle, and his massive, long, and powerful eleven white werewolf tails with large black wolf heads sprouted out, and he let out a loud howl. Lincoln transformed into Lincoln the Nocturnal, and he unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he also transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Ahri.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that animal.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox and Lincoln went after Tovolar and his remaining werewolf pack, and they fired very powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fox Spirits at them, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the werewolves. Then, Tovolar transformed into his werewolf form, and Ahri and Lincoln engaged in a powerful fight against him, as Ahri attacked him with her levitating globes, and Lincoln and Tovolar engaged in a powerful sword fight as their swords clashed against each other. But, Lincoln gained the upper hand and he disarmed Tovolar of his sword, and he and Ahri brutally attacked him with their weapons.
Then, Lincoln ran up to Tovolar, and he plunged his large hand into Tovolar's chest, and ripped out his large heart, and he devoured it. Tovolar was dead, and as soon as the spirits of Tovolar and his pack appeared, Ahri marked their foreheads with kanjis, and their spirits were erased from existence for all eternity. We cheered for what Lincoln and Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox did as they power down, and Ahri's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black angel wings were permanent.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: That's it for Tovolar and his werewolf pack. Thanks for helping me with getting rid of Tovolar, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) (Beastly Voice) You're welcome, Ahri.
Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: But, don't turn back just yet.
Suddenly, Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ahri's waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Ahri's face, they kissed passionately as Ahri wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she'd placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, along with flames behind them, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and a nine-tailed fox running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: So, that's why she didn't want Lincoln to turn back just yet. (Smirks) That was pretty bold of her to request.
Luna Loud: True, and you remember when some of us were swooning when J.D. transformed into his J.D. the Nocturnal form years ago?
Sam S. Loud: How can we forget, Luna? Now, the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to be swooning if he transforms into his Lincoln the Nocturnal form, and they'll be all over him.
Nico: Lincoln sure is one awesome ladies man.
Me: Same with many of us, Nico.
Then, Lincoln turned back, and he and Ahri came back to us.
Lincoln: Alright, not only did we have an awesome treasure hunt here in the Cayman Islands, but we also brutally thrashed Heather, especially Mavis Schroder and Lana Hugo, who had a score to settle with her, and after we thrashed her, she got the same curse I gave to Gabriel Tinsley. And we also saw her smug attitude fade into nothing, because of that curse.
Nico: And now, the souls of those she's tortured and tormented will be haunting her for the rest of her days.
Lincoln: That's right, and when the day of their death comes, the curse will then drag their souls to Hell forever.
Hunter (Road Rovers): TO THE POWER OF THE PACK!
Road Rovers: (HOWL!)
Me: (HOWL!)
Nico: This was awesome.
Don: Yep. It was and great job guys. The next challenge you all will like. It's in the Maldives.
Nico: Wow! That's over 15,000 miles away from here. This will be awesome to see what's going on there.
Eli: It sure will be awesome.
Nico: Lets get moving then.
Misty Tredwell: (To the viewers) Queen Bees like Heather better watch out or they will get their butts kicked by us and it won't be pretty.
Nico: No it sure won't.
We went back to the Floating Fortress.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 5 done.
The Cayman Islands are awesome but not during hurricane season. The next rescue for Nico is gonna be in Alcatraz Prison in California and Nico, Megan, Eli and me are going to kill a ruthless serial killer that is hiding out there. Also we're going to meet a Elefantokyo Gene-Slammer named Eleanor McCallister and she is the long lost twin sister of Megan and we're going to reunite her with her family. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Superman episode from 1942 called Volcano and we're going to stop Mount Monokoa from destroying the city on the island it lives on and we're also going to meet Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer and she is 1 third human, 1 third phoenix and 1 third Evil HERO Inferno Wing. She has one of the strongest powers of fire ever seen. But she is also the strongest out of all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and not only that but she is also one of Luna and Sam's Guardian Angels too as she has defended Sam and Luna from bullies. She has 9 revelations and they are 1 each for Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Eva, Jo, Heather, Amy, Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and they are not good! The next challenge is gonna be in the Maldives Islands and we're going to face Jo and she is gonna be out for revenge on all of us but mostly Lana and Lola for biting her foot off! We're going to curse her like we did to the Sore Losers. But Guest I have an idea for a horrible curse much worse than the nightmares curse. It's called the Hell's Vengeance Curse and it traps you in hell while you're in a coma and Lincoln will be in his Fire Elemental HERO form for that. It'll be activated by the same song. Our challenge in the Maldives is gonna be pulverizing Team Skull members into pulp as a warmup before going after Jo.
See you all tomorrow.
