In Ponyville, Nico, Eli, me, Twilight and Friends and Lucy Heartfilia were there for another awesome rescue.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lucy.
Lucy Heartfilia: No problem Nico. I have a feeling that something big is going on here in Ponyville.
Nico: I have that same feeling too.
Eli: I sense an evil force at work here. The way the people here are locked up at home shows that something big is going on.
Twilight Sparkle: I don't like it guys. I have a feeling it's not good.
Applejack: We better look sharp guys.
Nico: Lucy, I'll never forget when we met you and your friends.
Lucy Heartfilia: Me neither and that was really cool.
Me: It sure was and we all were honored to meet you all the first time and it was cool.
Eli: It sure was. That was so awesome. I wasn't with you all but that was neat.
Fluttershy: That is really cool.
Rainbow Dash: Very awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: And it was when we fought McLeach for the first time.
Sunset Shimmer: That is really cool.
Eli: It sure is.
Me: (Senses something) Also I'm going to unveil my surprise now. Watch this.
I turned my arm computer into a strange device and then a Purple Butterfly machine came and I grabbed it.
Me: HENSHIN!
I put the purple butterfly on it.
Computer: HENSHIN!
I turned into a purple Kamen Rider!
Me: Cast Off!
Computer: (CLICK) CAST OFF!
I had my weighted armor fly off.
Computer: CHANGE BUTTERFLY!
I was THE KAMEN RIDER BUTTERFLY!
Nico: WHOA! YOU'RE A KAMEN RIDER!?
Eli: OH WOW! That is awesome!
Rainbow Dash: That is so AWESOME!
Me: Yep.
I spread purple butterfly wings and flew into the air and swooped in and smashed a figure off a roof and it was AN INSANE VERSION OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
Twilight Sparkle: What the!?
Rarity: Another Twilight Sparkle!?
Lucy Heartfilia: Um... Twilight? You okay?
Insane Twilight: (CRAZY LAUGHTER) NO PROBLEM! JUST FINDING PROBLEM!
Twilight Sparkle: Is that what I look like when I go through one of my flipping out episodes!?
Nico: Jeez! This is nuts!
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight Wigging out like this is very strange.
Applejack: Wait look!
We saw that she was wearing a dress with all of the cutie marks of her friends and she had 6 pairs of wings of different colors and even 4 horns around her neck!
Lucy Heartfilia: Oh no!
Me: Did she just?
Lucy Heartfilia: What... did... you... do?!
Me: This version of Twilight has totally lost her mind!
Twilight Sparkle: Did she?
Twilight dropped to the ground and cried.
Eli comforted her.
Twilight Sparkle: (Crying) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME!
Nico: Oh man!
Me: This is not good! Thank God I saved Twilight and stopped this from happening to her.
Nico: Wait you saved Twilight from going through this a while back J.D.?
Me: Yes. It was when I was forming the Knights of the Frightship Table shortly after we found the Standing Stones of the Vok.
FLASHBACK
Twilight Sparkle: Quill.
Spike: Check.
Twilight Sparkle: Parchment.
Spike: Check.
Twilight Sparkle: Extra ink.
Spike: Check.
Twilight Sparkle: Extra extra ink.
Spike: Check.
Twilight Sparkle: Is that everything on the checklist?
Spike: Yep.
Twilight Sparkle: Great. Now that we've completed the checklist of things we need to create a checklist, we can make my checklist of the things I have to get done by the end of the day. Ready?
Spike: Ready!
Twilight Sparkle: Item one: create checklist of the things I have to accomplish by the end of the day.
Spike: [sighs]
Twilight Sparkle: How are we doing, Spike?
Spike: Let's see... We've already dropped off your cape at the cleaners, returned the blackboard you borrowed from Cheerilee, ordered new parchment and quills from the stationery shop...
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm... Seems like we just placed an order for those a few days ago.
Spike: Can't imagine why we go through so many of them.
Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like we're ahead of schedule. What's next?
Spike: Cupcakes!
Spike: Whoa...
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I only ordered twelve.
Mrs Cake: Oh, I know, dear, but I had an extra. So I thought I'd make it a baker's dozen.
Spike: Uhhh-no!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that was very thoughtful of you. It's just some of the icing from the extra cupcake is getting all over the one next to it. See?
Mrs Cake: Ohh... sure...
Twilight Sparkle: It's just that I'm planning on sharing these at a picnic later and I don't want anypony to feel like somepony else is getting more icing.
Mrs Cake: Oh, no... of course not.
Twilight Sparkle: Not to worry, I'll just move some of this one to... hmm... I think I may have scooped too much... oops! Now those two have more. Let's just try this again... Hmm, no, that won't do. Let me just... hmm... put some here, and... no, that's not right. A little more on this one, a little bit... and wait... I'll just... ooh, a little bit here, and here, and... perfect!
Mrs Cake: Hmm, oh yes... much better...
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, time to tackle the next item on our— oops! Looks like we're going to have to add 'give a baby dragon a bath' to our list.
Spike: [slurp]
Twilight Sparkle: Very efficient! And a little bit gross.
Spike: Eh.
Spike: Looks like that's everything!
Twilight Sparkle: Almost everything.
Spike: "Triple-check checklist to make sure we didn't miss anything when we double checked the checklist!" Uh... check! Ugh... I've been holding that quill so long, I've got a claw cramp! Well, good thing we don't have anything to report to Princess Celestia this week... I don't think I could write another word!
Twilight Sparkle: We haven't sent a letter to Princess Celestia this week?!
Spike: Why? Is that bad?
Twilight Sparkle: Bad? BAD? Of course it's bad! I'm supposed to send Princess Celestia a letter every week, telling her about a lesson I've learned about friendship! Not every other week, not every ten days, every... single... week!
Spike: Huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Ohh... Where's my calendar, where's my calendar?!
Spike: Where it.. always is?
Twilight Sparkle: When did we send the last one?
Spike: Last... Tuesday?
Twilight Sparkle: And today is...
Spike: Tuesday?
Twilight Sparkle: Argh! Nononononononono! If I don't send her a letter by sundown, I'll be... tardy!
Spike: What's that now?
Twilight Sparkle: Tar-dy, Spike! Late, I'll be late! Oh, how could I let this happen? I'm usually so organized. I've never been late with an assignment.
I then came in.
Me: Twilight is everything okay in here?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh J.D. thank goodness you're here! I am in huge trouble.
Me: What's wrong?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't have much time and I have to get my Friendship report to Princess Celestia before Sundown or I'll be tardy!
Me: Twilight it'll be okay.
Spike: Oh, please! You're the most studious student ever! I'm sure the Princess will forgive you if you miss one little deadline.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid to take that chance, Spike. This is the ruler of all of Equestria we're talking about. The pony who holds my fate in her hooves! What if she doesn't forgive me?
Spike: Yeah... I don't think she—
Twilight Sparkle: What if instead she starts thinking I'm not taking my studies on friendship seriously?
Spike: Why would she—
Twilight Sparkle: What if she makes me come back to Canterlot and puts me back in school and makes me prove I've been taking them seriously by giving me a test?! What if I don't pass?!
Spike: Well, why wouldn't you pass—
Twilight Sparkle: She's my teacher. Do you know what teachers do to students who don't pass? They send them back a grade! But she won't just send me back a grade. She'll send me back to... magic kindergarten.
She had a thought where she was demoted all the way back to when she was in kindergarten!
Various fillies: [laughing]
Spike: Twilight? Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Spike: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! You're not going to be sent back to magic kindergarten.
Me: Yeah that's ridiculous, Princess Celestia wouldn't do that.
Twilight Sparkle: You're right. I have no reason to worry. Because I'm going to solve a friend's problem and get that letter to Princess Celestia before sundown!
Me: I can help if you want?
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks J.D.
Spike: [sighs]
Twilight Sparkle: So... got any problems, troubles, conundrums, or any other sort of issues, major or minor, that I as a good friend could help you solve?
Spike: Huh. Hmm. Huunh. Huh... I got nothin'.
Me: You'll think of something Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Then it looks like I'm going to have to find somepony who does.
Me: I'll go too.
Spike: [sigh] This won't end well.
[clock ticking]
THE CLOCK WAS TICKING
Twilight Sparkle: You've got this, Twilight. You still have plenty of time to get that letter to Princess Celestia! Has to be somepony who needs the help of a good friend!
Me: I'm sure there is. We just got to know where to look.
Rarity: [screaming]
Me: Uh oh! That's Rarity!
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity!
Rarity: [continued screaming]
I KICKED THE DOOR TO CAROUSEL BOUTIQUE OPEN!
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Rarity! I'm here!
Me: WE'RE Here you mean.
Rarity: [sobbing] Why me-e-e-e-e-ee... [gasp] WHYYYY?! Why? Why-y?! And of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!
Me: Rarity what's wrong?
Twilight Sparkle: What's happened? Are you alright?
Rarity: [gasp] I've lost my diamond-encrusted purple ribbon! I have searched high, and I have searched low. Low and high! High and low! But I can't find it anywhere! Anywhe-e-e-e-ere! How can I possibly finish my latest creation if I can't find it?!
Twilight Sparkle: Never fear, Rarity. As your friend I'll do my best to help you fi—
Me: Is that it right by your vanity mirror?
Rarity: Oh, there it is. Yes. Isn't it always just the last place you look?
Me: Whew. Thank goodness.
Twilight Sparkle: So... you just lost your ribbon?
Rarity: Mm-hm!
Twilight Sparkle: But now you've found it?
Rarity: Yuh-huh. Thanks to J.D.
Twilight Sparkle: And nothing else is bothering you? Nothing that I, as a good friend, could help you with?
Rarity: Hmm... there is one thing.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes?
Rarity: I think I left my measuring tape under the fabric over there. Could you get that for me?
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Measuring tape? Sure.
Me: Certainly.
I helped and got it for Rarity. It was under a pile of fabrics and I gave it to her.
Me: There you go Rarity.
Rarity: Oh thank you J.D. Twilight? Is there something bother— Twilight?
Me: She's just really nervous. She doesn't have much time and she is looking for someone to help with Friendship with Princess Celestia.
Rarity: Oh my.
I went back to help Twilight.
[clock ticking]
Twilight Sparkle: No need to panic. Rarity is just one pony. I'm sure one of my other friends will need me.
Me: Yeah I'm sure.
We then saw Rainbow Dash smashing through a barn.
Rainbow Dash: [grunting and kiai noises] [crashing]
Twilight Sparkle: What in the world...?
Me: WHOA! Rainbow Dash is REALLY tearing that barn apart!
Twilight Sparkle: No kidding. Rainbow must be angry with Applejack! She must hate her guts! How wonderful! Rainbow Dash! Stop! Listen, Rainbow. I know you're upset with Applejack, but don't worry. Whatever it is that has come between you two, I'm sure that I, as a good friend, can help you resolve your problems.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, what are you talking about?
Me: Is everything okay with you and Applejack, R.D.?
Rainbow Dash: Yes.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me! I can tell you two must've had a terrible fight.
She put her on a bench like a psychologist does.
Twilight Sparkle: Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack.
Rainbow Dash: I don't have any issues with Applejack.
Twilight Sparkle: You don't? Then why are you destroying her property?
Rainbow Dash: Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?
Applejack: Yes, ma'am. I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first. Hehe. Now get back to it, R.D.
Rainbow Dash: You got it, boss!
Me: Oh you're doing some demolition work. Okay. I thought it was something serious. You had us worried there for a second. I could always blast that barn for you.
Applejack: Yeah you could.
Rainbow Dash flew into the air.
Applejack: I'd take cover if I were you.
Me: Uh oh!
We saw Rainbow Dash fly into the air.
Me: HIT THE DECK!
Twilight Sparkle: [yelps]
We dove into the ditch.
Rainbow Dash: [screams]
She smashed into the barn and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
She smashed the barn to dust in a powerful atomic sonic rainboom explosion!
Me: WHOA!
We saw the barn completely destroyed!
Me: WHOA! That was intense!
Applejack: Yeah it was.
Twilight Sparkle: [sigh]
[clock ticking]
Twilight's hair was getting messed up.
Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] I can't believe I wasted all that time. I should have just come here first. Fluttershy always has some fear she's trying to get over. As a good friend, I'll be able to help her.
Me: Lets hope she is doing okay.
Bear: [roars]
Fluttershy: [grunting]
Me: WHOA!
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: [grunting, yelling]
Fluttershy was REALLY hurting that bear!
Me: GEEZ! I've never seen Fluttershy act this savagely!
Twilight Sparkle: How can this be happening? Of all the days she had to stop being such a scaredy-pony, she had to pick today?! What am I going to do?!
Twilight left.
Me: Wow! I've never seen you fight like that Fluttershy. Are you alright?
Fluttershy: Yes I'm fine J.D. (To the bear) You really should have come to me sooner. You were carrying so much tension in that shoulder.
Bear: [growls]
Me: Oh you were just giving that bear a massage. Whew. I'm sorry Fluttershy. I thought you went off the deep end there.
Fluttershy: Oh no worries J.D. Sorry if I scared you.
Me: It's okay. But I'm really worried about Twilight.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with her?
Me: She's really paranoid about Princess Celestia coming.
Twilight was over at a bench and she was starting to worry.
Twilight Sparkle: It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon!
[clock ticking]
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
She really worrying.
Twilight Sparkle: [groans] It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? You can! You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!
Spike came.
Spike: Are you talking to... yourself? Twilight?
She heard fillies laughing and saw some kids jumproping.
Fillies: [laughing]
Then she imagined them laughing at her.
Spike: Snap out of it!
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Spike: Are you okay?
Fillies: [laughing]
I came too.
Me: Twilight are you sure you're alright?
Spike: Yeah Twilight, I'm really worried. I mean this letter thing is really getting to you. Here. You've been so anxious all day that you completely forgot about the picnic. Why don't you just relax and go hang out with—
Twilight Sparkle: The picnic! I should go see my friends!
Spike: I'm glad you've come to your senses.
Me: I don't think she has Spike. We better go talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Twilight's friends were setting the picnic up.
Me: Hi girls.
Pinkie Pie: Hello J.D.!
Rarity: Please tell me I did not forget the plates. [gasp] I did. I totally forgot them. Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! [cries] Why, why, why... Uh... What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you? [bray]
Me: Easy Rarity. I got the plates right here.
I pulled out the plates.
Rarity: Oh wonderful.
Twilight came and she was nervous as all get out.
Applejack: You alright, hun?
Twilight Sparkle: No! I am not alright.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [surprised muttering]
Twilight Sparkle: It's just terrible.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Simply awful.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: It's the most horrific trouble I've ever been in and I really really really need your help!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: YES?!
Twilight Sparkle: My letter to Princess Celestia is almost overdue, and I haven't learned anything about friendship!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [sighs]
Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness. I thought something really awful had happened.
Twilight Sparkle: [strangled noises] Something awful has happened! If I don't turn in the letter on time, I'll be tardy! TARDY!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [giggles]
Applejack: No offense, sugarcube, but it looks like somepony's gettin' themselves all worked up over nothin'.
Twilight Sparkle: This is not nothing. This is everything. I need you guys to help me find somepony with a problem I can fix before sundown! My whole life depends on it!
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, Twilight, you're such a crack-up! [laughs]
Applejack: Come on now. Have a seat and stop sweatin' the small stuff.
Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
She left.
Fluttershy: Wow. I've never seen Twilight so upset before.
Rarity: Oh, what a drama queen. Mm. Relatively speaking...
Me: Girls this is serious! Twilight is a nervous wreck. I've never seen her like this before.
Rarity: Oh dear.
[clock ticking]
OH BOY.
Back at her castle, Twilight was starting to have a nervous breakdown.
Twilight Sparkle: Clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock. Is. Ticking. Keep it together. If I can't find a friendship problem... I'll make a friendship problem! [bird chirping]
UH OH!
Twilight Sparkle: [insane giggles]
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [giggling]
Twilight Sparkle: Hi, girls! [twitching]
Apple Bloom: Oh, hi, Twilight. How's it go—
Twilight Sparkle: Gr-eat. Just great. You three look like you're doing great too! Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend. This is Smarty Pants. She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!
Scootaloo: Uhh... she's... great.
Apple Bloom: Yeah. Great.
Sweetie Belle: I really... like her... mane.
Twilight Sparkle: She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
Scootaloo: That's... um... great.
Apple Bloom: Yeah... great.
Sweetie Belle: I really like her... mane?
Twilight Sparkle: I just hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such good friends. So, who wants to play with her first?
Apple Bloom: Uh... You should play with her first, Sweetie Belle. Y'know, 'cause you like her mane so much.
Sweetie Belle: Nonononononono. I think Scootaloo should get to play with her first.
Scootaloo: I'd love to, but, um, you take her, Apple Bloom.
Apple Bloom: Applejack says it's important to share.
Twilight Sparkle: [thinking] I gotta think of something! Thinkthinkthinkthinkthink Twilight, think! [gasp] That's it! [aloud] Ooh, you're going to like Smarty Pants. And you're going to like her more than anything.
Scootaloo: [gasp] I want it.
Apple Bloom: I need it.
Sweetie Belle: I really like her mane!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [arguing]
Twilight Sparkle: The 'want it, need it' spell. Works every time. Okay, okay, let's break it up. I think we can all see that there is an important lesson to be learned here about— ugh! C'mon, girls, we're all friends here, right? Don't you think you ought to share?
Apple Bloom: No way!
Twilight Sparkle: [groan] Big McIntosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [continue arguing]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no!
Apple Bloom: Give her back!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [Don't touch it! It's mine! I want it!]
Mayor Mare: What's all the commotion about?
Orange Swirl: They're fighting over that doll!
Sweetie Drops: That incredible, amazing doll!
Ponies: [arguing]
Twilight Sparkle: Can't... get... a clear shot! [grunting]
Mayor Mare: Gimme!
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, what have I done?!
Ponies: [arguing]
Applejack: Y'all hear that? What in the name of all things oats 'n apples is goin' on here?!
Twilight Sparkle: Don't look at it!
Rarity: Don't look at what?
Twilight Sparkle: My Smarty Pants doll! I enchanted her and now everypony is fighting over her!
Fluttershy: Why would you enchant your doll?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I had to do something! I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia! I thought if I couldn't find a problem, I'd make a problem! The day is almost over!
Applejack: Not almost!
Me and Spike were watching.
Me: This is really bad Spike. We got to talk to Princess Celestia right now.
Spike: Right!
We teleported to Canterlot and went to Princess Celestia's castle and went in. Princess Celestia was doing her work on some of the papers and we came in.
Me: Princess Celestia!
We went over and knelt.
Me: I'm sorry we have to come in like this so franticly princess but I'm afraid something is going on with Twilight. I think she's in trouble.
Princess Celestia: What's wrong?
Me: She is overdue for her weekly friendship report for you because she got so caught up in her organizing and schedule that she completely forgot about it and doesn't know what to come up with for it so she's losing her mind and is overcome with paranoia and fear because she thinks you're going to send her back to magic kindergarten.
Princess Celestia: What!? Oh no I better get over there and help her. Thank you very much for telling me this you two.
Me: You're welcome. Just please help her.
We teleported back to Ponyville.
Then the sun was down.
TOO LATE!
Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle!
Princess Celestia, me and Spike appeared in a flash of light.
Applejack: Whoa nelly. [Smarty Pants doll squeaks]
She reversed the spell.
Big McIntosh: [neighs and whinnies]
Me: Princess please don't be too hard on her.
Princess Celestia: I won't J.D. Meet me in the library of your castle.
Twilight Sparkle: Goodbye, girls. If you care to visit, I'll be in magic kindergarten, back in Canterlot.
Fluttershy: Magic kindergarten?
Rainbow Dash: Canterlot?
Pinkie Pie: We're never gonna see Twilight again!
Applejack: Uh, what are we gonna do, y'all?
Rarity: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! What? I really mean it this time!
Me: That's what I was trying to tell you girls. Come on she needs our help.
We went to the castle.
Twilight Sparkle: But...but... I'm supposed to send you a letter about friendship every week. I missed the deadline. I'm a bad student! I'm... tardy!
Princess Celestia: You are a wonderful student, Twilight. I don't have to get a letter every week to know that.
Twilight Sparkle: Really?
Rainbow Dash: Wait!
Pinkie Pie: You can't punish her!
Applejack: It wasn't her fault!
Princess Celestia: I'm listening.
Fluttershy: Please, your Highness. We all saw that Twilight was upset.
Rainbow Dash: But we thought that the thing she was worrying about wasn't worth worrying about.
Applejack: So when she ran off all worked up, not a single one of us tried to stop her.
Rarity: As Twilight's good friends, we should have taken her feelings seriously and been there for her!
Fluttershy: Please don't take her away from us just because we were too insensitive to help her.
Princess Celestia: Looks like you all learned a pretty valuable lesson today.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: Mm-hmm.
Princess Celestia: Very well. I'll forget Twilight's "punishment" on one condition.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [All right, etc.]
Princess Celestia: From this day forth, I would like you all to report to me your findings on the magic of friendship when, and only when, you happen to discover them.
Me: Yes Princess.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [cheering]
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, wait! How did you know I was in trouble?
Princess Celestia: Your friends J.D. and Spike made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you. I commend them for taking your feelings seriously.
Me: We were looking out for you Twilight.
Spike: Yeah we sure were.
Me: We just couldn't stand to see you go off the deep end like that.
Princess Celestia: Now, if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.
Applejack: Y'all heard the Princess. Spike, take a letter.
Spike got a letter.
Twilight hugged me and Spike.
Me: Okay we're ready.
Applejack: [clears throat] Dear Princess Celestia, We're writin' to you because today we all learned a little somethin' about friendship.
Fluttershy: We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.
Rainbow Dash: Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.
Rarity: And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...
Pinkie Pie: ...into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem.
Me: …and whenever your friends are in trouble always find a way to help them in their times of need.
Applejack: Signed, your loyal subjects.
Spike: P.S. Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously, and- Eheh... uh... yeah... I'll just, um...
Me, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [laughs]
Spike: [snorts]
The letter was sent.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: Thankfully Princess Celestia went easy on her when I told her what happened and she forgave her for what was happening.
Sunset Shimmer: Wow.
Nico: You are a good friend for her J.D.
Lucy Heartfilia: Also, I'm gonna guess that this form is from Kamen Rider Kabuto, right?
Me: Yep. It sure is. And I found a safer way to destroy the Worms there.
Nico: Let me guess. The Sacred Water.
Me: Yep. I showered all of Tokyo and everyone in it with the Sacred Water and destroyed all the worms except for Hiyori.
Nico: Genius!
Me: But no I didn't go to Japan to meet the Kamen Riders in person. I was just doing them a big favor and helping them out. From the shadows.
Nico: Genius! And the Butterfly chose you.
Me: Yep.
Lucy Heartfilia: But just because the worms are gone now doesn't mean they can't make a return appearance.
Me: That's true. But the Kamen Riders can help out the Power Ranger teams too.
Nico: That is true and there have been many instances where the Kamen Riders have helped the Sentai Teams.
Me: Yep.
Starlight Glimmer: And the Kamen Riders all helped us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: All of them except for Hibiki.
Lucy Heartfilia: Well, only some of them helped out. But we can still meet the majority of them.
Me: That's right. I remember. But we still owe them big time for helping us.
Sunset Shimmer: That's right.
Insane Twilight: Must make friendships!
She came at us but then…
BOOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOOMM BOOOMM!
A powerful beam of gravity lightning hit the ground in front of us and hit Insane Twilight and knocked her down. And then some sand came in and grabbed Insane Twilight in a ball.
We then saw a Shakaralramal grabbing her and then out came King Ghidorah!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: I didn't summon King Ghidorah!
Shakaralramal: (In a girls Voice) (Spanish Accent) Long time no see Nico.
King Ghidorah: (In a Girls Voice) (British Accent) Been a long time old chap.
Nico: Those voices! Rachelle Orinoco and Nadine Evenscaster? Wow! This is awesome!
Shakaralramal: Looks like this one has been causing some trouble to you all.
They reverted back and both of the girls had golden hair with orange and gold clothes and then Rachelle put an anti-magic horn on Insane Twilight and knocked her out with sedatives.
Rachelle Orinoco: There.
Nadine Evenscaster: That will calm her down.
Lucy Heartfilia: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Rachelle Orinoco: I'm a singer and a great dancer. My favorite moment with Nico is when I danced with him to the song Bailamos by Enrique Inglesias.
Nico: Awesome dancing there.
Nadine Evenscaster: And I'm one of Nico's fiercest protectors. I made quite a reputation doing so and also I attended his biology classes with him. My favorite moment is when me and Nico roughed up a bully hurting a kid for having blond hair.
Nico: Yeah that was crazy.
Nadine Evenscaster: It was the queen bee of the school Jasmine Florence and we got her expelled and sent to a strict catholic school.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Good riddance.
Twilight Sparkle was crying hard.
Eli: It's all right Twilight. It's okay.
Twilight Sparkle: (Crying) How could I let this happen to me!? I let paranoia and fear consume me!
Rainbow Dash: Twilight it'll be okay.
Nico hugged both Nadine and Rachelle.
Nico: I really missed you both.
Nadine Evenscaster: Me too Nico.
Rachelle Orinoco: Same here Nico.
Me: Boy Metphies is gonna be in for one helluva shock when we show him that we now have a King Ghidorah Gene-Slammer.
Nico: You got that right.
Eli: Twilight it'll be okay.
Twilight Sparkle: (Sniffles) I can't believe that I would turn into this!
Applejack: Oh Twilight it'll be fine. Besides at least J.D. helped you out back then just like Eli and us are doing now.
Fluttershy: Yeah Twilight you would never turn into this. You turned into this because you were letting fear and paranoid get ahold of you.
Nico: Yeah Twilight and you have all your friends to be there for you.
Sunset Shimmer: That's right Twilight. We will be there for you no matter what.
We went back home and it was a great mission in Ponyville.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Mystery Inc., Young Mystery Inc, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Sakura Avalon are heading to Vasquez Castle, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to bust the Phantom of Vasquez Castle.
Lincoln: Wow, we're at Vasquez Castle, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to bust the Phantom of Vasquez Castle.
Me: That's right, big guy.
Nico: The Masters of Evil already have the Phantom of Vasquez Castle in their ranks, then, that means...
Me: Yes, this means we're dealing with the fake Phantom of Vasquez Castle, Bluestone the Great, an ex-magician who used the costume to find some buried treasure and was wanted in six states.
Lincoln: And he's broken out of prison to get his hands on the Vasquez treasure again. Well, we're going to give him a magic show he'll never forget. And thanks for joining us on this rescue, Sakura.
Sakura Avalon: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be awesome.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by the Phantom of Vasquez Castle.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by the Phantom of Vasquez Castle.
?: That phony phantom, let's get him.
Suddenly, we saw an Infernalqueen Archfiend Duel Monster appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Janet Kinsington, but we'll have to talk later, right now, we've got a phony phantom to stop. I'M GOING GHOST!
Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with ghosts surrounding the vortex, and a white ring appeared, and then, they separate as one white ring rises and another white ring descends, and as the vortex faded and Lincoln emerged, the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair remained the same, along with the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep ghostly green, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned ghostly white, his large blue pants turned black, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned ghostly green, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned ghostly white, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned ghostly white. Lincoln has transformed into SUPER LINCOLN PHANTOM, an upgraded version of his Lincoln Phantom form.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls, green ectoenergy, and blasts of ice and snow at the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, and they hit him and that allowed the thirteen girls to get away.
Phantom of Vasquez Castle: (Spooky Voice) You shall not escape me!
Super Lincoln Phantom: You got it all wrong, it's you who shall not escape us.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Gage the Hedgehog transformed and he got his massive sword out, Sakura Avalon Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and we transformed, and we went at the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ecto-energy, ecto-ice, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the Phantom of Vasquez Castle.
Then, Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow energy and shackled the Phantom in rainbow energy handcuffs, so he can't escape. We cheer wildly as we holster our weapons and power down and Lincoln changed back to normal.
Lincoln: It's over, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, or should I say, Bluestone the Great.
Lincoln unmasked the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, and it was indeed none other than Bluestone the Great. It was right at that moment Nikiya arrived, along with the Gotham Royal York Police.
Nikiya: Nice job, guys. Bluestone the Great's heading right back to prison for this. Lincoln, would you like to do the honors?
Lincoln: You got it.
Lincoln threw a smoke pellet, and it exploded in magical smoke, and transported Bluestone the Great to his new cell in Solitary Confinement in the Uranus Prison, and just like with the other enemies of Mystery Inc, he was sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole.
Lincoln: That's it for that phony phantom. (To Janet Kinsington) And it's so good to see you again, Janet Kinsington.
Janet Kinsington: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Janet Kinsington and they hugged, and Janet Kinsington's very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Janet Kinsington: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Janet Kinsington, she's a local girl from Michigan and not only is she also another of my Guardian Angels, she's also one of my closest friends and she took on Lynn at her worst.
Janet Kinsington: And there's something you all should know: I ABSOLUTELY HATES Mr. Bolhofner for everything he is, and I swore that if I ever see him ever again, I would slash his throat!
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Whoa, so you're another person who absolutely hates old Stank Breath Bolhofner as well?
Me: You're not the only one who absolutely hates Stank-Breath Bolhofner, Janet. I hated that asshole when he tormented me in Kindergarten, and after I got him fired for what he's done to us, he swore he'd kill me if it's the last thing he did.
Lincoln: And Stank Breath began tormenting us in Gotham Royal York by bringing in wild animals to attack us and dealing with his stinky breath. But, we finally got rid of him and sent Bolhofner straight to Oblivion for good.
Janet Kinsington: Good, he was scum. And I've got ten horrible revelations about him, and he's a lot worse than what anyone has thought about him!
We really gasped in shock.
Lincoln: As if we didn't know he was an escaped convict and a bad teacher to begin with, now, there's ten horrible revelations about him. We're not going to like hearing about them, but right now, let's get you back to normal.
Janet Kinsington: No need, Lincoln.
Janet Kinsington reverted back to normal, and she is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing dark red hair, red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive dark red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Infernalqueen Archfiend, and she's dressed in a sleeveless red vest, sleeveless red midriff top, red skirt with black frills, red pants, red high heels with butterflies on them, and a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and darkness on the coattails and on the back is Infernalqueen Archfiend.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Janet Kinsington's neck with dark red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Janet Kinsington: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Janet.
Janet Kinsington had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her body, and he leaned down and kissed Janet Kinsington on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fourteen girls are Akino Sakura, Hinata Aoi, Sanshokuin Sumireko, Charisma-gun A-Ko, Hanetachi Hina, Kamata Kimie, Kusami Luna, Sakurahara Momo, and Youki Chiharu from Oresuki: Are You the Only One Who Loves Me?, Hyoudou Michiru, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Katou Megumi, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, Hashima Izumi, and Ishimaki Motoko from Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akino Sakura, Hinata Aoi, Sanshokuin Sumireko, Charisma-gun A-Ko, Hanetachi Hina, Kamata Kimie, Kusami Luna, Sakurahara Momo, Youki Chiharu, Hyoudou Michiru, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Katou Megumi, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, Hashima Izumi, and Ishimaki Motoko.
Nicole Knudson: From Oresuki: Are You the Only One Who Loves Me? and Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akino Sakura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akino Sakura and the thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, heir faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Akino Sakura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and the thirteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akino Sakura: Sakurajima Mai: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fourteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akino Sakura, Hinata Aoi, Sanshokuin Sumireko, Charisma-gun A-Ko, Hanetachi Hina, Kamata Kimie, Kusami Luna, Sakurahara Momo, Youki Chiharu, Hyoudou Michiru, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Katou Megumi, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, Hashima Izumi, and Ishimaki Motoko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS Flying Fortress and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Bluestone the Great, who disguised himself as the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, and he was after the Vasquez treasure again.
But, when Lincoln showed everyone what we did to him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Janet Kinsington now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and we also found and donated the Vasquez treasure to the museum before we came back.
After stopping the Phantom of Vasquez Castle, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Janet Kinsington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Janet Kinsington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Janet, and now, I can defend myself.
Janet Kinsington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Janet. So, what are these ten horrible revelations about Stank-Breath Bolhofner?
Janet Kinsington: You guys aren't going to like him even more. The first revelation I found out was that many years ago, he went off the deep end and murdered his wife when she was about to divorce him and kick him out of the house, the second revelation relates to how he slipped into the school that J.D. went to in Kindergarten and in Royal Woods, I found out he lied on his applications and the questions asked if he had been to prison before and if he has mental issues, the third revelation is that he murdered a veteran of the army and he stole his dog tag, scratched off his name, and added his own, the fourth revelation is that he's nothing but a pervert who likes to peep at women through windows, the fifth revelation is that he's snatched wild animals from zoos all over the United States and he's been purposefully starving them so he can unleash them on students, the sixth revelation is that he's also been thrown into a mental facility because of his dangerous anger and temperament, the seventh revelation is that he purposefully eats cat food and doesn't wash his clothes and practice good hygiene so he can gross everyone out, the eight revelation is that he one day planned to break out his partner so they can continue their crime spree in Gotham Royal York, the ninth revelation is that he's tried to get rid of Lincoln and his friends long ago by sending an adult bobcat at them, but I tamed the adult bobcat and I pulverized Stank Breath into the dirt, and the tenth revelation is that he tried to blackmail Superintendent Chen, but I stopped that and got Bolhofner tossed out.
When Janet Kinsington was done, we were really horrified at the revelations.
Me: My God, Stank Breath's even worse than a criminal and a pathetic excuse for a teacher.
Nico: Now, we have another reason to hate him even more.
Lincoln: If Janet hadn't stopped that bad-tempered stink breath monster, who knows what could've happened to us?
Eli: But, we made sure Bolhofner will never return again to get revenge.
Lynn: I knew Stank Breath Bolhofner was bad news, but what we were told, this really takes the cake.
We then got a shower afterwards, but suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer in the TLPS Flying Fortress, he saw who it was that triggered it: it was Jaquio, a power-hungry chaos sorcerer, and he's causing havoc. But, he also saw another figure fighting him: it was Ryu Hayabusa.
Lincoln: Guys, Jaquio, the power-hungry chaos sorcerer is here, and he's causing havoc.
Nicole Knudson: What, that malevolent chaos sorcerer's here? This is not good.
Lincoln: But, I also saw someone who's giving Jaquio a hard time, it's Ryu Hayabusa.
Nico: Ryu Hayabusa, the Dragon Ninja and heir to the Dragon Lineage? Whoa.
Ayane: Let's give Ryu a hand with dealing with Jaquio.
Lincoln: Right, Ayane. Let's go.
We head out of the TLPS Flying Fortress, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Jaquio, and they hit the chaos sorcerer. When Ryu Hayabusa saw us, he was indeed honored to meet us, but when Jaquio saw us, he was enraged.
Jaquio: Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! How dare you filthy humans show yourself before me! I will kill all of you and rule this world!
Lincoln: Don't even think about it, Jaquio. You've lived for far too long, and now, your miserable life shall be brought to an end here and now.
Jinx (League of Legends): And I've had enough of you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, League of Legends Jinx's pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with explosives, and as she approached Jaquio, she left purple energy and explosives with every step. Then, she was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with explosives and fire surrounding it, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, League of Legends Jinx emerged, but she was changed forever.
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League of Legends Jinx grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her blue hair, she has neon pink eyes and a purple energy aura with explosives and fire surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Explosive Kanji in their claws emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, League of Legends Jinx felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive blue angel wings with pink tips on the large blue feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on bat earrings with pink gems for eyes and the Explosive Kanji in its claws and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blue crystal links and a Thunderbird and a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and the Explosive Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a pink sleeveless leather jacket, sleeveless pink midriff top with blue phoenix on it, pink pants, pink high heels, and a long sleeveless hot pink trenchcoat with explosives on the coattails, and a phoenix surrounded by explosives on the back, and League of Legends Jinx has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. League of Legends Jinx has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large dark pink Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "League of Legends Jinx, Former Criminal from Zaun, Expert Markswoman, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Explosives."
リーグ・オブ・レジェンドジンクス、ザウン出身の元刑事、エキスパートマークスウーマン、チームラウドフェニックスストームのメンバーとマスターズオブイービル、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、スレイヤーオブイービル、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そして爆発物のマスター
League of Legends Jinx has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FIRESTORM EXPLOSIVES PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIERY ZAUN JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by League of Legends Jinx's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Jaquio saw it, the chaos sorcerer fell into a rage and tried to attack her, but League of Legends Jinx fired a powerful blue energy blast with explosives, and as they hit Jaquio, it exploded and knocked him back.
Lincoln: Wow, League of Legends Jinx, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
League of Legends Jinx: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Explosive Phoenix and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we deal with Jaquio for good?
Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.
Ryu Hayabusa: You don't mind if I join in too?
Lincoln: Not at all, Ryu.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he, along with Ryu Hayabusa, who unholstered his Dragon Sword, joined League of Legends Jinx.
Lincoln: Time to put an end to your delusional dreams of world domination, Jaquio.
Lincoln, League of Legends Jinx, and Ryu Hayabusa went after Jaquio, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Dragons, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Jaquio. Then, Lincoln and Ryu Hayabusa slashed at Jaquio with their swords, and they really left scars on the evil sorcerer, and League of Legends Jinx fired explosives at him, and they exploded with incredible power. Then, she tied Jaquio up with threads of blue energy.
League of Legends Jinx: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Explosive Phoenix and Divine Love) Okay, Lincoln, you know what to do?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) (Smirks) You got it, League of Legends Jinx.
Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and red energy was being charged in them, and this horrified Jaquio, and it meant his dreams of world domination and his life are about to come to an end.
Lincoln: DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!
Lincoln fired massive red energy beams from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as they hit Jaquio, Lincoln began sucking out his life force, along with the powers and abilities of Shadow Khan, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power boost, and he made Jaquio's powers his own. Then, as he was done, Jaquio was reduced to a mummified withered husk drained of life, and as his spirit appeared, he was marked with a kanji on his forehead by Lincoln, and Jaquio was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly as they holster their weapons and power down, and League of Legends Jinx's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln and League of Legends Jinx shared a romantic kiss, and we return to the TLPS Flying Fortress and Ryu Hayabusa heard The Road Rovers had slain the Four Greater Fiends, Volf, Zedonius, Alexei, and Elizebet, and he was impressed by what we did to them, and he was also made a member of the team, but this meant, his enemies were now ours.
Then, before we were about to head for Brazil, suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who it was in the vision: it was none other than Zelgius, the Black Knight, from Fire Emblem, and he's here in Brazil. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone coming after us today in Brazil?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and we're not going to like it one bit: the person I just saw in the vision is none other than Zelgius, the Black Knight.
Our friends from Zenith were shocked at the news.
Lucina: Zelgius is here, the servant of the mad King Ashnard and the omnicidal Sephiran? This isn't good.
Celica (Fire Emblem): I never thought he'd one day return yet again.
Lincoln: What exactly can you and Celica tell us about Zelgius, Lucina?
Lucina: You won't like what we're going to tell you, Lincoln.
Lucina and Celica proceeded to tell us about Zelgius, the Black Knight, and we weren't going to like him one bit.
Zelgius
Zelgius, usually under the guise of the Black Knight, is a recurring antagonist in Fire Emblem series, serving as the secondary antagonist in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and a major antagonist in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn. He wields the sword Alondite and wears armor blessed by Ashera. He cannot be harmed by normal weaponry.
The alter-ego of Begnion's Military Commander, Zelgius, he was born a Branded (half-beorc and half-laguz), and ages more slowly due to his laguz blood. He wears his famous armor to disguise this fact from his fellow Daeins, who despise both the laguz and the branded.
He was trained by General Gawain (also known as Greil), whom he has always wanted to best in a duel to prove his strength. Even after Gawain left Daein, the Black Knight remained in service of the Mad King Ashnard. He is eventually approached by Sephiran, the Prime Minister of the Begnion Empire. Zelgius becomes commander of the Begnion Central Army while the Black Knight remains the strongest of Daein's Four Riders. He uses warp powder to get from place to place. Although he has sworn loyalty to Daein, by the time the series begins, he is loyal only to Sephiran.
He was voiced by Junji Majima in the Japanese versions. In the English versions, he was voiced by Mark Dias in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Dave White in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, and Robert Clotworthy in Fire Emblem Heroes.
Biography
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
By chance, he meets his old teacher in Gallia shortly following the Daeins' invasion of Crimea. The two partake in a duel in which he offers Greil the sacred sword, Ragnell. Greil does not take the sword, because he obtained an injury to his wrist causing him to no longer be able to wield swords. The Black Knight is unaware of this and defeats him in the duel anyway. After killing Greil, with Greil's son Ike watching, he is not satisfied. Had his old mentor's skill diminished over the years.
Ike swears to kill the Black Knight for what he has done. They meet many times throughout Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. General Zelgius leads Begion troops to capture Daein and Ike even thinks he is "trustworthy enough". Of course, he did not know that these two are one in the same. Only after Ike obtains Ragnell do the two finally duel at Naddos Castle. At this time, Ike explains Greil's injury to the Black Knight's distaste. After Ike has defeated him, the castle collapses on top of him.
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
The Black Knight didn't actually die. He appears three years later in Daein during its occupation by Begnion. He assists the Dawn Brigade in overthrowing Begnion's rule of their country. He spends the rest of the game aiding Michiah as the Black Knight and leading the Begnion army as Zelgius. A laguz named Ranulf discovers the link between the two and divulges this information to Ike.
After the Goddess wakes, he then waits in the Tower of the Goddess until Ike appears. The two duel and Ike truly defeats him. As he lay dying, he tells Ike that he saw Gawain in his swordsmanship and is at peace knowing he has truly fought his mentor once more.
When Lucina and Celica were done, we were shocked at the crimes of Zelgius.
Me: Whoa, this is really serious.
Nico: This guy has got to be put in prison for good for what he's done in Ashnard's name.
Suddenly, Muzzle's Sword of The Road Rovers unholstered itself from his back, and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red, white, and blue energy with super red-hot flames and lava, and when the sword emerged, it was transformed into Hephaestus' Volcano Sword of Canine Strength, it's a new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged lava-colored red blade with the Greek Deity, Hephaestus, surrounded by a ring of fire, etched on the blade, large dog heads for the crossguard, large red, white, and blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large dog heads with red gems for eyes and four blue gems in its mouths and a large white gem on the bottom for the pommel.
Nico: Whoa, now that's one awesome looking volcanic sword.
Lincoln 2: Whoa is right, Nico. Muzzle, that new weapon you see before you is known as Hephaestus' Volcano Sword of Canine Strength, it's an evolution of your massive Sword of The Road Rovers, and it's imbued with the powers of the Greek Deity, Hephaestus, god of blacksmiths, metalworking, carpenters, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metallurgy, fire, and volcanoes.
Suddenly, the blade called out to Muzzle, and it burned off Muzzle's straitjacket, which allowed the Rottweiler/Labrador Retriever to grab the blade. Then, we witnessed something happen to Muzzle, his brown eyes glowed, and then, he felt immense heat building up inside his body, like he was burning up, and we saw that Muzzle's body temperature is rising like crazy, and we saw him being surrounded by a red energy aura with super red hot flames and lava. Then, we saw Muzzle grow to 7'5" in height, and we visibly saw his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and then, he let out a loud howl, and a massive vortex of red energy, super red hot flames, and lava surrounded him. Then, as the vortex faded, we saw Muzzle, but he was now a changed anthropomorphic dog, the now 7'5" tall Muzzle now has powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, large silver gauntlets with red white and blue gems on his massive and powerful muscular forearms, large dark blue pants with red and white accents and stars, and large ankle-high boots covered in silver armor. We were amazed by what happened to Muzzle.
Hunter (Road Rovers): Whoa, Muzzle's gotten an awesome new makeover!
Lincoln made a mirror of water, and when Muzzle saw what happened to him, he was really stunned and amazed. Then, Muzzle made a pair of large red, white, and blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes appear on his massive biceps and thighs, and he then holstered his massive Hephaestus' Volcano Sword of Canine Strength on his wider and more muscular back, and he's ready for when Zelgius, the Black Knight shows up.
Now it was time for Vakama's first ever Ambassador Mission.
Nico: Vakama, where you're going will be very... prehistoric.
Me: You're going to have fun on this one. We're going to meet my friends in the Dino Squad.
Vakama: Wow are they Gene-Slammers of Dinosaurs?
Me: In a way. But these are totally different. They were accidentally exposed to a mutagenic ooze and it turned them into different species of dinosaurs.
Nico: Wow! This is gonna be interesting to see.
Me: Yep.
I went over their history.
Ms. Moynihan (Joanne Moynihan) – A science teacher who is a Velociraptor that survived extinction and gained a human form. She can communicate telepathically with the teens.
Max (Rolf Maxwell) – A hunky 18-year-old high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. He is the team leader and captain of the football team. His Dino form is a Tyrannosaurus (although it has three fingers, unlike the real Tyrannosaurus which had two). Max is voiced by Ian Eli Lee.
Caruso (Erwin Caruso) – A handsome high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. He is vain and obsessed with the idea of fame, as well as his "good looks". He can be a pain sometimes though as his selfishness and arrogance hurt the team. Though he did prove himself worthy to the squad in episode 23. In that same episode he is revealed to have created his own line of moisturizers. He also practices yoga. His Dino form is a Stegosaurus (although his dino form has five tail spikes, teeth and no beak, unlike the real Stegosaurus). Caruso is voiced by Benjamin Beck.
Fiona (Fiona Flagstaff) – Another high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. She is the only female on the Squad (with the exception of Ms. Moynihan), and has a penchant for fast things like rollerblades or race cars. What grosses out Fiona entices Buzz (spiders, insects, etc.). She is allergic to spider bites, as revealed in "Never Judge a Dinosaur by its Cover". Fiona is the squad's resident mechanic and gear head, and is also a tomboy. Max and Buzz may have a crush on her, but she doesn't seem to notice. Her Dino form is a Spinosaurus. Fiona has a younger sister named Terri. Fiona is voiced by Dana Donlan.
Rodger (Rodger Blair) – Another high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. He is very smart and has a prankster streak. He is able to come up with gadgets even though his creations fail for some reason. He is somewhat arrogant like Caruso but helps the team when duty calls. He has a younger brother named Mikey. His Dino form is a hybrid of Styracosaurus and Triceratops. Roger is voiced by Kelcey Watson.
Buzz (Neil Buzmati) – Another high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. He is 17, then turned 18. He is the youngest member. He's the "punk" kid, who is scared of his own shadow. Several times throughout the series, he also shows affection for small animals traditionally considered "gross", such as rats, snakes, cockroaches, and spiders. Buzz is anything but a coward when he is needed in action. His alternate form, a Pteranodon, is one of the two non-dinosaurs in the Dino Squad.
Rump – The Dino Squad's mischievous pet bull terrier. He can transform himself into a strange animal that looks like a hybrid between a pig and a horse. The Dino Squad has not yet determined the species of dinosaur his "dino form" is supposed to be (although since Ms. Moynihan never "taught" him how to control his transformations as she did the kids, it's likely his dino form is mostly canine and it bears a resemblance to a Gorgonopsid). Rump usually gives Caruso a hard time from when he took his jacket in "The Beginning" as a stray dog, up until the episode "Runaway Ugly" when he ate Caruso's cupcake.
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: That is so awesome.
Laney: And very interesting.
Me: Yep. And I know who our main target is when we meet them later. We're going after Victor Veloci. You would not like this son of a bitch guys. He wants to use the ooze he made to turn EVERYONE and EVERYTHING into dinosaurs and abominations of nature and revert Earth back to the age of dinosaurs.
I went over his history.
Victor Veloci is a business magnate who owns and runs RaptorDyne and who is the main antagonist in Dinosquad. He is a 65 million year old Velociraptor who wishes to revert earth back to a state similar to the Mesozoic. Victor was once a Velociraptor who lived during the era of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, before the catacalysmic asteroid struck and wiped out every non-avian dinosaur. However, he and another Velociraptor sought refuge in a cave during the calamity, and by unknown means mutated into humans. One was Victor, while the other became Miss Moynahan. Victor grew a hatred for humanity over the years, and sought to revert the world back to the way it was millions of years ago.
When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified!
Nico: Whoa! I heard that there was an explosion that happened at his company.
Me: Yep. That was me. I blew up his entire company and destroyed everything he has. But sadly he is on the run and the government, the CIA, Interpol and the FBI placed him on the most wanted fugitives list.
Eli: Wow!
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Yep. But you will love meeting the Dino Squad. They live in Florida.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Yep.
Vakama: Lets head out.
We were off to Florida.
We arrived.
Max (Dino Squad): Okay, I know for a fact that you're not one of Veloci's goons. So-
Buzz (Dino Squad): What the Fuck are you?!
Me: It's all right guys. He's with me.
Max (Dino Squad): Hey J.D.!
Me: Long time no see Max.
I fist bumped him.
Me: Been a long time.
Max (Dino Squad): Yeah it sure has. Wow.
Vakama: Sorry for the scare. I'm Vakama and I'm the Toa Metru of Fire.
Buzz (Dino Squad): Awesome to meet you.
Vakama: Same here.
Me: It's his first ever ambassador mission with you all. It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made for future upcoming big missions.
Fiona (Dino Squad): Wow that is awesome.
Caruso: It sure is. And it's awesome to meet you Vakama.
Vakama: Likewise.
Me: How have you guys been since Veloci was put out of business?
Max (Dino Squad): Really good.
Vakama: So, Veloci doesn't know who you guys are?
Rodger: Suprisingly, no. Even after how J.D. destroyed his company. Which is probably for the best.
Vakama: Why's that?
Caruso: Do you know what might happen if the entire world knows about our Dinosaur powers?! We could get dissected by scientists!
Me: We won't let that happen. Even though you aren't officially part of the team yet you all are being officially placed into the protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. But we don't officially deal with Veloci and come and help you all until later on in June. We're projecting June 7th.
Fiona (Dino Squad): That's 2 months.
Me: Yeah. But we'll try and do our best to help you out.
Fiona (Dino Squad): Considering how our clothes merge with our bodies when we Go Dino, we're pretty luckier than most of the Gene Slammers you guys met.
Vakama: That is true. And the Gene-Slammers and you guys would all get along great.
Me: Yeah they sure will. But right now we need to talk about what will most likely happen when we face Veloci. (Senses something) Speaking of which!
I fired an energy blast at a tree and it hit it and blasted it into splinters and then a figure came out and it was VICTOR VELOCI! His suit was ripped to shreds because of me.
Me: Victor Veloci.
I went over and grabbed him.
Me: Been a while since we saw your ugly lizard skinned butt Deinonychus Fucker!
Victor Veloci: You ruined everything for me Knudson!
Me: And I show no remorse for it Dromaeosaurus freak!
Vakama: Guys, why does Veloci have monstrous squirrels with him?!
We saw Dinosaur Hybrid Squirrels!
Me: You just never learn do you Veloci.
Victor Veloci: And I will never stop until this world is back to its Cretaceous Roots!
Me: Not if we can help it!
POW!
I punched him in the face!
Max (Dino Squad): LETS DINO UP1
They glowed and turned into DINOSAURS! Max went Tyrannosaurus, Caruso went Stegosaurus, Buzz went Pterodactyl, Fiona went Spinosaurus, and Rodger went Triceratops!
Vakama: WHOA! That is so awesome!
Me: Yep. And Veloci if I were you I would start praying.
Victor Veloci: Why?
Me: Because when we fight on June 7th, we're going to kill you!
One mutated Squirrel roared at Vakama.
Vakama: Okay, you need a breath mint. Badly!
He fired a blast of fire at the Mutated Squirrels and knocked them down and then the Dino Squad sucked out the ooze with their awesome blasters from them.
Fiona (Dino Squad): Take that!
Me: You have committed horrible atrocities against nature Veloci. And they will never be forgiven. So to make sure you don't try anything…
I cut my finger and smeared my blood on his forehead and then it shaped and formed into a terrifying enchanted tree mark in the middle of his forehead! Then I let him go!
He then tried to turn into his Velociraptor form but nothing happened.
Victor Veloci: What happened!? Why am I not changing!?
Me: It's part of a curse I put on you. It's the Mother Nature's Vengeance Curse. Only this time I used my powers to set a timer on it till when we defeat you on June 7th. When we defeat you on June 7th the curse will turn you into an enchanted tree and you will be forever trapped in it for all time. So you better be ready. You have 2 months and 10 days left to live.
Vakama: I personally hope that curse is removed before we kill Veloci.
Rodger: Why?
Vakama: It's only fair that he dies in his natural form. Plus, I'm sure some of the others want to try some velociraptor meat.
Me: EW! I don't think he would taste very good. Also that curse will kill him after we defeat him. Not before.
Vakama: Oh. You're right. But it is fitting for him.
Later we came back.
Nico: How did it go?
Me: Really well and Vakama did great for his first mission. Also it was awesome reuniting with the Dino Squad and we battled mutated squirrels.
Fluttershy: (Gasp) That big meanie! Hurting such gentle and sweet creatures like that.
Me: That's why I cursed Veloci. I put a delay curse on him. The Mother Nature's Vengeance Curse and I put a delay activated spell on it. I delayed it so that it will activate on June 7th after we defeated him together.
Nico: Smart thinking J.D.
May: Who should go with you next time?
Vakama: Nico, Eli and you can go with me next May. And on the 3rd mission Pyro will go.
Nico: Good idea. It'll be awesome. And J.D. I can't wait to meet your friends in the Dino Squad.
Notacon was reading the newspaper.
Notacon: Hmm. That's interest. Largest diamond in the world found in Ghana. 900,000 carats and priced at $750,000,000,000,000,000,000.00!? Wow! That is a lot.
But then he found something interesting in the paper!
Notacon: Guys, you might want to take a look at this.
We came.
Nico: What is it?
Notacon: Read this!
Nico: "United Nations World Leaders Declare Insane TLPS Haters as Traitors to our Saviors?" Whoa!
Me: "After The Sullen 6 attempted to gather a bunch of people to turn against Team Loud Phoenix Storm in a hostile coup against them during the 20 Days of Darkness, the World Leaders and The President of The United States called all the people that were made insane and out to kill the team TRAITORS." Whoa!
Nico: I've got some concerns about this.
Pepe Le Pew: (French Accent) Why? Isn't this a good thing?
Nico: This law basically targets anyone who has a bad opinion about us. And even I think this is too much. Especially if this makes us like the Justice Lords.
William: You've got a point there.
Then the phone rang.
Nico: Oh I'll get that.
Computer: Incoming call from the President of the United States.
Nico: Oh perfect.
Nico answered it.
Nico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm Leader Nico Chan here.
President: Thank goodness you are okay Nico.
Nico: Thank you Mr. President. We saw what happened in the paper?
G1 Chop Shop: Nico has some concerns about your new law.
Nico: Shh. Yes I do have concerns about this new law Mr. President.
President: I understand your concerns Nico but I can assure you that this law does not target those with bad opinions about you. It's only for those that are violent and want nothing to do but to kill you and want to destroy you.
Nico: Oh I understand. So it only affects those that have insane and deep violent intents to destroy us with murderous plans and chemicals and all that.
President: That is correct.
Chase: Oh, thank God.
Plankton: Good thing I defected from that group, huh?
Nico: Yes indeed.
President: Good you understand Nico. The punishment for those kinds of people is automatic death by firing squad and we air it on International and national TV. It's to try and get a message out to everyone that hurts you physically and all that.
Nico: Thank you Mr. President.
President: You're welcome. Didn't want to make you worry.
They hung up.
Nico: Look, Nadine. I appreciate the memories we've shared together. But unlike Rachelle, I only see you as a friend. I hope you understand.
Francis: That's pretty mature of you, Nico.
Nico: Thanks Francis.
Nadine Evenscaster: I understand Nico. Thank you. I actually have my heart set on J.D. Is that all right?
Nico: It sure is.
Me: I'm honored Nadine. Thank you.
Nico: Awesome. Now it's time for the next part of the competition. We're going to Brazil.
Me: Yep. It'll be awesome and we're gonna have a lot of fun in this one.
Then Dr. Destiny, Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Onyx, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, Carmen Dillo, and Box Ghost appeared.
Dr. Destiny: Can me, Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Onyx, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, Carmen Dillo, and Box Ghost go with you guys this time?
Nico: Yes you can.
Swordsman saw Twilight Sparkle looking down in the dumps.
Swordsman: What's wrong with Twilight?
Me: (Sighs) We saw a horrible thing on Nico's rescue.
Dirty Bubble: Does it have something to do with that insane version of her with us?
Me: Yep.
I told them everything and it was shocking.
Rojo: Oh man! Poor Twilight.
Spike: We're trying to help Twilight.
Eli: But she is really distraught that her fear and paranoia would consume her like that.
Runabout: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?
Nico: One of Snakepit's kind next.
Ben: You mean like one of Ssserpent's kind or the other one?
Nico: What's the other version of Snakepit?
He turned into Snakepit!
Ben: SNAKEPIT!
Snakepit is approximately 7 feet tall reptilian alien. Snakepit has a stone coral-like torso and limbs with reptilian skin. He has three snake-like heads with bulb-like yellow eyes, making him similar to the conventional depiction of a hydra. The Omnitrix symbol is located on his torso.
Nico: WHOA! I didn't know about this one.
Shanan: Wow! This version of Snakepit is a Medugonian.
Qin: What's a Medugonian?
Shanan: They are a race of hydra snake aliens from the planet Medugon and they are very dangerous and have amazing petrification powers. They are powerful too.
Qin: Wow! That is cool! So we have Ssserpent who is a Serpenterran and now this Snakepit who is a Medugonian.
Shanan: Yep. But that's a great choice.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain. That we have to humiliate each other to make Twilight laugh?
Pinky then pulled down Homer's pants.
Homer: HEY!
Bart Simpson laughed at Homer.
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!
He strangled Bart!
Me: That's funny!
BLANG!
Brain bashed Pinky on the head with a tire iron!
Pinky: (LAUGHS CRAZILY AND STUPIDLY) NARF!
Brain: No I meant we get the Three Stooges to help.
The Three Stooges then appeared.
Three Stooges: (In Acapella) HELLO HELLO HELLO!
Moe: Someone call?
Me: Yeah can you cheer up Twilight?
HONK!
I honked Curly on his nose.
Curly: See that?
He held out his fist and I slapped it and he swung it and hit Moe on the head!
BONK!
Moe: OW! Why you!?
HONK! GRIND BONK BOOF SLAP!
Moe honked him, ground his ears, bonked him, hit him in the stomach and slapped him.
Larry Fine: Leave im alone!
Moe: What are you buttin in for chowderhead!?
BONK!
Moe hit me on the head with a punch!
Me: OW!
Twilight Sparkle laughed all over the place at our crazy shenanigans.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so funny! I feel so much better now! Thanks guys.
Me: Anytime Twilight. Laughter and friendship are both the best medicine.
Papillon: What's the challenge this time?
Nico: We'll find out when we land.
We landed in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil 🇧🇷.
We got off.
Nico: Here we are guys.
Me: Welcome to the party city of Brazil. Rio De Janeiro.
Eli: Awesome!
Don: Welcome to good old Rio De Janeiro guys.
Dirty Bubble: What have you got for us this time, Don?
Don: You'll love it. It's a great challenge. You're going to do blacksmithing.
Me: Wow! We never did blacksmithing before.
Nico: Now you're talking. This will be awesome to do.
Eli: Dangerous too. But awesome.
Laney: I've always wanted to try my hand at Blacksmithing.
Twilight Sparkle: It'll be interesting to do some blacksmithing and jewelry making.
Nico: It's really fun. But it's extremely dangerous.
Jewel Man: I think this is gonna be fun. Especially since I'm a Robot Master themed after jewels.
Ring Man: And for me too for rings.
Metal Man: And for me since I use metal too.
Me: Yeah this will be awesome.
We then got to our stations for Blacksmithing. We were in an amazing warehouse. We had blacksmithing aprons and gloves and goggles on.
Nico: This will be fun.
Don: Now you all can make jewelry, weapons, anything you like from this. Just be careful guys.
Me: We will.
Don: Okay.
Onyx: How about I join in? If I mess up, my tough skin can take it.
Nico: Good idea.
We got the challenge underway.
I used gold, silver and platinum separately for my project. I was making a gold ring for me and some gold rings, silver rings and platinum rings for my harem and I was making swords too. I melted some gold with intense heat from a big fire in a furnace.
Me: Easy does it.
I poured the molten gold into a mold of a ring.
G1 Venom: How about I make a sword first?
Nico: Go for it.
Nico was making a really amazing sword. It was a really powerful sword made of indestructible Neutronium and he was using really intense fire from the core of a blue giant star to make it and he made it from blue sapphire and blue diamond and poured the molten mixture into a mold shaped like a sword from a fantasy movie and then pounded the bumps out of it with a hammer and then when it was glowing red hot he put it into a barrel of water and cooled it down and the steam that came off of it was intense!
Nico: Yeah!
Swordsman: That's a badass sword!
Nico: Not finished yet. Just got to sharpen it. Eli light it.
Eli used his fire powers and made the sword glow blue hot and then Nico pounded it with a mallet and then sharpened it with a grinder to razor sharp.
Nico: Okay. Now for the fun part. Brittney?
Brittney: One lightning sword spell coming up.
Nico then etched runes into the blade and Brittney then chanted an incantation and then lightning struck the sword and it was infused with intense lightning!
Nico: Finished!
Eli: AWESOME!
Swordsman: Wow! That sword looks cool!
G1 Venom: Awesome craftsmanship Nico.
Nico: Thanks.
Don: Not bad Nico. Well done. Lets see how sharp it is.
Nico and Don went to a testing area and they had a 50 ton steel beam ready for him.
Elec Man: Ready, boss?
Nico: Ready.
Don: Go get it!
Nico jumped and then…
SLASH!
THUNDERCLAP!
Nico cut the giant steel beam like it was a hot knife through butter and the beam melted with white hot heat from lightning!
Elec Man: WHOA!
Don: Wow! Nico that is an awesome sword!
Nico: WOW! That is awesome!
Elec Man: Awesome job Nico.
Nico: Thanks.
Don: What are you gonna call that sword Nico?
Nico: How about the Sword of The Lightning Dragon? I'm gonna save this for when I meet a Lightning Dragon Gene-Slammer in one of my Rescues.
Don: Very wise decision and the name is great.
Nico: Yep.
I was working on my jewelry and it was beautiful. I made a gold ring and it was glowing yellow hot.
Me: Perfect.
I pounded it and made it like a blank ring.
Me: Almost there.
I put it in water to cool it off and the steam that came off it was an amazing blue gold ring. The blue blank ring was ready for writing an inscription on it.
Me: Okay now lets see. I know.
I wrote an Elvish phrase inside and out. It said:
Ring of Lightning made from the Heart
Whose soul was Made from the love from Within
Let those who follow evil know the wrath of thunders might
That the Thunderbird will come to strike and smite.
Me: Done. Wow.
Rojo: Who do you think will get a chance to shine today?
Nico: Hmm. How about Bloom and Yost Mr. Fantastic?
Rojo: Good idea.
Bloom: Looks like it's our time to shine next.
Yost Reed: Yes it is.
Then Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex appeared.
Nico: Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex. Wow you guys are early. Are we having the usual battles now?
Firefly: No we are just really in awe seeing you all doing blacksmithing. It's a very dangerous job.
Molten Man: But you all are doing a great job.
Me: Thanks guys. To tell you all the truth this is my first time doing this in jewelry. It's really cool.
Ghost: You're doing a great job J.D. What ring is that you're making now?
Me: I call it the Ring of The Elements of Harmony. It's a ring that is gonna have the 13 elements of Harmony and the 10 Skylanders elements in it.
Ghost: Cool. You're good for your first time doing this.
Me: Yeah not to brag.
Yost Reed: If you all don't mind, I would like to contribute to all this.
Blot: By all means.
Nico: Go for it.
Jet: So, Maria. What have you made so far?
Maria: (chuckles) You really wanna know?
Jet: Sure.
Maria showed that she was making a scythe.
Jet: Wow what a scythe.
Maria: Yep.
It was a blue bladed scythe and the blade looked like that of the Venusian Reaper Scythe.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) That scythe is great mon. It's blade is modeled after the Venusian Reaper Scythe.
Maria: Venusian Reaper?
Grim: Yes I found out that there are Grim Reapers on other planets.
Ghost: Wow that is amazing.
Kevin Levin: How about I use my powers to make some weapons for some of us?
N: Sure Kevin.
Kevin used his powers and made lots of weapons.
Nico: Very handy.
French Narrator: (French Accent) 4 Long Crafting Hours Later
We were done and man were we sweaty and smelly.
Box Ghost: Omi, you wanna give yourself and the others some water?
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Sure thing.
We were really thirsty and then Omi gave us all water and we guzzled it all down and even some of us splashed ourselves.
Me: Ahh! Thanks Omi.
Nico: Man that felt good.
Eli: Yeah! But some of us are covered in soot and ashes.
Laney: Yeah we sure are. But this was awesome blacksmithing like this.
Lana: I'll say.
Reflector: Look at all the weapons we made!
Nico: Awesome job everyone.
Ghost: Boy I'll say. You guys did great.
Eli: They sure are awesome. (Gasp) (Senses something) Oh man. I sense a bad guy coming.
THUNDERCLAP!
We heard lightning and thunder.
Me: Whoa! I feel a very familiar and terrible power. And there's only one person that I know that has this kind of power and that's Raiga Kurosuki!
Nico: The Thunder of The Mist!? But you banished him to the Warp!
Me: Yes I did and it looks like he is back for revenge on me.
Nico: Then it's time for us to take him down.
Me: Yep. I'll confront him first and then when I give the signal you all do the entrance.
Nico: I get it. Okay. Lets get ready everyone.
Waffle Woman: (tosses me a katana) Here. You'll need this katana to face him. Nico and William made it themselves for you.
Me: Awesome! Thanks guys.
Nico: It's infused with incredibly powerful lightning like the sword I made.
Me: Thanks guys. This will be awesome.
I pulled out the Katana and the blade had intensely powerful lightning around the blade.
Me: Cool! It's like the power of a thunderstorm and 100 billion storms is in it.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets do it.
We went to find Raiga.
In the streets of the city, I was waiting and then I sensed a figure behind me and it was RAIGA KUROSUKI!
Raiga Kurosuki (in Japanese: 黒鋤雷牙, Kurosuki Raiga) is an antagonist from Naruto. He was first seen in the anime exclusive Kurosaki Family Removal arc and later made canon in the manga.
He was voiced by the late Keiji Fujiwara in the Japanese version, and by Roger Craig Smith in the English dubbed version.
Biography
Sometime before the story, Raiga took up the twin pointed swords Kiba and became a member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist yet despised them. After the Third Shinobi World War, he and his goons ambushed Might Guy, Ebisu and Genma Shiranui and seemed to corner them until Might Duy heroically sacrificed himself with Eight Gates Released Formation, beating Raiga.
In the anime, it was extended so that the action cost the lives of four members of Raiga's group. Years after the incident, he would work as ANBU for his village search for a spy in Kirigakure. Raiga met with Ranmaru who would become his additional eyes and ears in exchange for protection. Ranmaru was the only boy who Raiga cared about. Sometime after leaving his village, he enslaved a mining town and formed the Kurosuki Family, including with Karashi. If their enforced laws were broken, the "accused" would be buried alive.
In the present, Raiga is first seen giving a crocodile-tearful funeral for one of his victims. When he found out Rokusuke had warned Konoha of his misdeeds, Raiga tries to bury him alive until Naruto's team saves him. He has also spotted Karashi having a friendly meeting with Rock Lee. When Naruto began to question him about Kisame Hoshigaki and Zabuza Momochi, he stated that he hated those two and the rest of the Seven Swordsmen. In the chaos, Raiga confuses them with the Hiding in Mist Technique, but Rock Lee fought whilst unconscious. After one of Raiga's bag concealing Ranmaru is knocked off, he is seemingly defeated by Naruto's Rasengan.
Karashi later leads Ranmaru to Raiga's site and revive him. Raiga easily beats Tenten then demands that Karashi bring Naruto and his party to him lest he and his mother die. The lightning swordsman continues to dominate using a thunderstorm until Tenten and Karashi fed Naruto's group the Curry of Life. Ranmaru then tells his caretaker that the enemy is dead and tries to lead him off a cliff. Rock Lee, drunken by his affected curry strikes and is blown back by Raiga. The lightning swordsman blames Ranmaru for abandoning him and is soon blown off the cliff by Naruto.
In his final moments, Raiga calls for the lightning to give him a "funeral worth remembering" and it kills him instantly.
Me: You should know better than to try and sneak up on me Raiga. You are obviously 150,000 years out of your element.
I turned to face him.
Raiga Kurosuki: I HATE YOU SO MUCH J.D. KNUDSON! I will personally make sure no one comes to your funeral!
Me: Hmm. You still have a lot to learn Raiga. Especially since I am not the same person you faced before.
Then I gave the signal.
Tornado Man: Time for our entrance.
Me: Oh and I didn't come alone.
Suddenly the spirits of the Legendary Elements of Nature swirled around him and then converged and then…
THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!
A massive explosion of lightning blasted out and a thunderbird cry was heard and then we came out.
Nico: Raiga Kurosuki, Thunder of The Mist. Haven't seen you in a while.
Raiga Kurosuki: You all will be getting funerals for sure!
Carmen Dillo: You're the only one getting a funeral, pal!
Nico: And it'll be be one where you will never be honored as a hero. All you are is nothing but a traitor that deserves nothing short of death.
Me: That's right Raiga. And another thing, you are a pathetic disgrace to the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist.
I unsheathed my new Katana.
Me: I am now THE TRUE THUNDER OF THE MIST, even though I'm not affiliated with the Mist.
I had lightning strike the blade and then I fired a massively powerful blast of lightning and it hit Raiga and electrocuted him all over. His chakra network overloaded and then short circuited and then it was burned all over the place and rendered destroyed!
Raiga then got up.
Raiga: YOU WRETCH! (Does hand signs) NINJA ART: THUNDER FUNERAL!
But nothing happened and then he was coughing up blood!
Nico: WHOA!
Laney: Wow that was powerful!
Sakura Haruno: What happened to him?
Neji: Byakygan!
Neji activated his Byakugan and he saw that his entire Chakra Network was completely obliterated!
Neji: J.D.'s lightning attack from that new sword he got completely destroyed his entire Chakra Network.
Naruto: Whoa! J.D. ended his entire ninja career with just a single lightning strike!
Nico: Wow! That sword William and I made really did the trick.
Then it was time for the usual battles.
Bloom: Sorry we left without you guys.
Firefly: Don't sweat it, Bloom.
Plastique: What's important is that we're here now.
Whiteout: And this dumbass is about to be toast.
Nico: He already is now. J.D. used a powerful lightning blast and obliterated Raiga's entire Chakra Network. He's totally powerless now. We just have to rough him up.
Ghost: (to Nico) I'm just glad Twilight's feeling better.
Nico: Me too.
Gearhead: Her other self will be a great addition.
Me: Just be careful with her guys.
Gearhead: Okay.
Me: Also you can use this abandoned car here. It's a Ford Car.
Gearhead: Thanks.
Then Bullox came out for Round 3.
Nico: Bullox. You sure are a glutton for punishment.
Bullox: I sure am huh?
Me: Yep.
Bullox: Did you Rangers make weapons for yourselves too?
Mack Hartford: We sure did and they are awesome.
Me: Awesome.
We got the usual battles underway.
Lola, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Aladdin, Jasmine, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Nico's rescue and meeting a Shakaralramal and King Ghidorah Gene-Slammer
Firefly was first.
Firefly: (to Lola) Nico's rescue might have been crazy today. But at least he got to meet a Shakaralramal and King Ghidorah Gene-Slammer.
Lola: Yeah it sure was crazy. It's hard to imagine that Twilight would let fear and paranoia get ahold of her like that.
Sunset Shimmer: Poor Twilight. She was so scared of going back to Magic Kindergarten.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's awful that happened to her.
Sunburn: Now I feel bad for that insane version of Twilight.
Aladdin: Same with me guys. But thank goodness that J.D. helped her.
Jasmine: That's true.
Firefly: J.D. is a true friend to help her like that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Lola: ALL RIGHT!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Shope, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Parr Family, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - Lincoln's Rescue
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in another one of Mystery Inc's cases. How'd that go?
Shope: It was really cool! It was over at Vasquez Castle and they found the treasure of Vasquez the Pirate.
Plastique: He was a pirate that sailed the seas in 1612.
Pinkie Pie: That was 410 years ago.
Featherweight: That is awesome.
Sprocket: It sure was and we gave the treasure to the museum.
Mr. Incredible: That is really awesome too.
Plastique: And the Phantom of Vasquez Castle is now back in prison. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed her down.
Shope: ALL RIGHT!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Squirrel Girl, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Vambre, Prohyas, Zange, Ring Man and Jewel Man VS Whiteout - Meeting an Infernalqueen Archfiend Gene-Slammer
Whiteout was next.
Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) I heard you guys met an Infernalqueen Archfiend Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Squirrel Girl: You will like her. Her name is Janet Kinsington and she is really cool.
Fluttershy: We also found out some horrible revelations about Mr. Bolhofner.
Whiteout: That stank breath teacher that hurt J.D.?
Tornado Bolt: That's right and it's not pretty. There are 10 revelations. The first revelation Janet found out was that many years ago, he went off the deep end and murdered his wife when she was about to divorce him and kick him out of the house, the second revelation relates to how he slipped into the school that J.D. went to in Kindergarten and in Royal Woods, Janet found out that he lied on his applications and the questions asked if he had been to prison before and if he has mental issues, the third revelation is that he murdered a veteran of the army and he stole his dog tag, scratched off his name, and added his own, the fourth revelation is that he's nothing but a pervert who likes to peep at women through windows, the fifth revelation is that he's snatched wild animals from zoos all over the United States and he's been purposefully starving them so he can unleash them on students, the sixth revelation is that he's also been thrown into a mental facility because of his dangerous anger and temperament, the seventh revelation is that he purposefully eats cat food and doesn't wash his clothes and practice good hygiene so he can gross everyone out, the eight revelation is that he one day planned to break out his partner so they can continue their crime spree in Gotham Royal York, the ninth revelation is that he's tried to get rid of Lincoln and his friends long ago by sending an adult bobcat at them, but Janet tamed the adult bobcat and she pulverized Stank Breath into the dirt, and the tenth revelation is that he tried to blackmail Superintendent Chen, but she stopped that and got Bolhofner tossed out.
Whiteout was horrified!
Whiteout: OH MAN! That is awful! Bolhofner is a monster! He should have been locked up or given the death penalty.
Stealth Elf: Yes he should have.
Vambre: (British Accent) He is most certainly the most horrible monster ever.
Prohyas: A big dumb stank breath jerk!
Whiteout: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and acorns and smashed her down.
Squirrel Girl: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Ariel, Eli, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ecco, Papillon and Randy Boggs VS Ghost - Vakama's First Ambassador Mission
Ghost was next.
Ghost: (to Ariel) I heard Vakama had his First Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Ariel: It was really fun and cool.
Eli: It sure was and I thought Vakama did a great job. He met the Dino Squad and it was awesome.
Rarity: Oh it sure was darlings and it was amazing how J.D. put the pain on Victor Veloci.
Ghost: Victor Veloci!? I've heard of him! He is a pure evil bioterrorist.
Sweetie Belle: Yes he sure is and he wants to destroy the world by turning it all back into what it was at the end of the Cretaceous Period.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it's horrible.
Ecco: But what he is doing is beyond horrible and is all crimes against nature.
Ghost: No kidding. And I bet J.D. warned him right?
Ariel: He sure did.
Eli: Big bro put a delayed-activated curse on him. The Mother Nature's Vengeance Curse and it will activate when we defeat him on June 7th.
Ghost: So he has 2 months and 10 days to live. He better think about using that time wisely. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, jewels, water and ice and smashed her down.
Ariel: OH YEAH!
Eli: That was awesome!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand.
Thor, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Mighty Morphin Rangers, Chop Shop and G1 Venom VS Gearhead - Me becoming a Kabuto Kamen Rider
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead: (to Thor) So, J.D. can become a Kabuto Kamen Rider, huh? Does that form have a name?
Thor: He calls it Kamen Butterfly and it doth really suit him well.
Rainbow Dash: It sure does and it was awesome!
Scootaloo: Boy it sure was! It was really cool to see J.D. as a Kamen Rider.
Whirlwind: It sure was and J.D. is now an awesome Kamen Rider too.
Tommy Oliver: Boy J.D. is just really full of surprises.
Gearhead: He sure is. Lets do it!
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zack: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER TOOTH TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.
Thor: FOR ASGARD!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Kaz, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Rachel, Lauren, Graham, Elec Man and Fire Man VS Molten Man - We made all kinds of weapons and jewelry
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) You guys made all kinds of weapons and jewelry. And I should know since I watched you guys do it.
Kaz: It was our first time ever doing blacksmithing before and it was really awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was neat. Blacksmithing is dangerous though.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure is but it was awesome.
Sunny Starscout: I thought it was awesome seeing it in action.
Spyro: Yeah it sure is awesome too.
Rachel (Dante's Peak): I thought so too.
Lauren (Dante's Peak): It sure was cool.
Graham (Dante's Peak): I thought it was really neat too.
Molten Man: It was really neat. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Kaz: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Raimundo, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Eureka Thurston, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Me destroying Raiga's entire Chakra network with just a powerful lightning strike
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) I'm glad J.D. destroyed Raiga's entire Chakra network with just a powerful lightning strike. Otherwise, we'd have a hard time taking him down!
Raimundo: Yeah that was amazing! And Raiga wasn't called the Thunder of The Mist for show.
Applejack: Yeah his lightning abilities are powerful.
Apple Bloom: They were that powerful.
Flashwing: I think so too. Now he is powerless.
Eureka Thurston: But his days as a shinobi are history forever.
Trickster: Yep they sure are. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Raimundo: OLE!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
May, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Star Butterfly, Macro, Brittney Wong, N and Kevin Levin VS Loki - The new law made by the World Leaders
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) So, what's your opinion on the new law made by the World Leaders? I personally don't mind it.
May: I thought it was a great law as long as it goes after insane people like people like those that followed Shido.
Starlight Glimmer: Those people were all brainwashed by him and it'll be awesome to see them brought to justice.
Cozy Glow: Those people that hurt us are traitors.
Hex: Yes they sure are and they deserve to pay.
Star Butterfly: That is for sure!
Marco Diaz: I agree there too.
Brittney Wong: Yeah they have no honor.
Loki: I agree too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, stars, magic and bones and smashed him down.
May: OH YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was an amazing battle!
Jack Landors, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Iron Giant, Hogarth, Reflector and Demolishor VS Cad Bane - Hope Raiga gets a big punishment
Cad Bane was next.
Cad Bane: (to Jack) I hope Raiga gets a big punishment. God knows he has it coming.
Jack Landors: I know he does. What he did with his funerals in the Land of Rivers is pure evil.
Princess Luna: Yes and he is a monster beyond all forms of the word.
Moondust: Burying people alive like that is pure evil.
Snowdrop: That's why he must be destroyed.
Gari: I agree too.
Blackout: Yeah they did nothing to deserve this.
Iron Giant: I agree too.
Hogarth: Same with me.
Cad Bane: I agree too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Jack Landors: OH YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true Victory of the night!
Aerrow, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Seth, Melosa, Erik, Kara, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex - Raiga is a powerful shinobi
Vortex was next.
Vortex: (to Aerrow) Raiga is a powerful shinobi. Which makes me glad J.D. disabled his chakra.
Aerrow: Me too. J.D.'s power far surpassed Raiga's power.
Princess Celestia: Shows how much he has learned in over 150,000 years.
Amber Morning: I agree there and it's awesome.
Spotlight: Yep and no ninja can match him now.
Seth: Yeah he is too powerful for Raiga now.
Melosa: He sure is.
Vortex: That is for sure. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and wind and smashed him down.
Aerrow: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Operation Overdrive Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Lily and Laney VS Bullox
Bullox was next.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of The Armageddon 23, they're large swords with anti-symbols of Equestria's greatest enemies etched onto the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Operation Overdrive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: DRILL CANNON!
The Rangers summoned the Drill Cannon and then they fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Bullox and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!1
He was dead!
Nico: Bullox you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Raiga.
Me: It's over Raiga! You're finished!
Troy: Your disabled Chakra's the least of your worries right now!
Nico: Because you're going to be getting a funeral in Hell!
Eli: And it will not be pretty.
Zarya: You will be buried in an unmarked grave.
Laney: And no one will miss you when you are dead!
Me, Zarya, Nico, Eli and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!
Me: (Turns Dial) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!
I summoned the Blue Goggle V, Green Ohranger, Pink Magiranger, Black Goseiger, and Orange ToQger!
Nico: (Turns Dial) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!
Nico summoned the Blue Turboranger, Yellow Carranger, Pink Boukenger, Green Go-Onger, and Silver Kiramager!
Eli: (Turns Dial) EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!
Eli summoned Battle Kenya from Battle Fever J, the Blue Maskman, Yellow Dairanger, and White Gekiranger!
Zarya: (Turns Dial) EXPLODING SCIENCE POWER!
Zarya summoned the Blue Denziman, Yellow Dynaman, Green Bioman, and Pink Timeranger!
Jared: (Turns Dial) PREPARED CHANBARA POWER!
Jared summoned the Blue Kakuranger, Yellow Hurricaneger, Pink Shinkenger, and White Ninninger!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!
AAHHAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohgers!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at Raiga and smashed and pulverized him all over the place. We punched, pulverized, smashed, bashed, kicked and destroyed him by doing all that!
Lore, Dhilas, Chaor, Olkiex, and Spyder smashed and pulverized and blasted him all over.
Chase, Pepe Le Pew, Chop Shop and Notacon used the Earth, Animatron and Time Force Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Chase's speed, Chop Shop's lasers and Pepe Le Pew and Notacon's powers 100-fold.
Chase and Pepe Le Pew: STINKY SPEED SURPRISE!
G1 Chop Shop and Notacon: PHOTON LIGHTNING BURST!
Dirty Bubble and Nokama: WATER SPEED BUBBLESTORM!
Pinky and the Brain and Superman: GENIUS KRYPTON BLAST!
Swordsman and Captain Marvel: MARVEL SWORD BLAST!
Dr. Destiny and Anakin: FORCE DREAM THUNDERSTRIKE!
Onyx and Clay: EARTH ROCK BURST!
Jet and Green Lantern: OA WILL FIRESTORM!
Waffle Woman and Tara: EARTH WAFFLES BURST!
Rojo and Tracer: GENIUS FIRESTORM BLAST!
Carmen Dillo and Fluttershy: KINDNESS LEAF FIRESTORM!
Omi and Box Ghost: WATER GHOST BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, me, Kushina and Naruto: LEAVE LIGHTNING MEGABLAST!
We fired waves of elements and energy and lightning.
Kushina, Naruto, Eli, Lincoln, me and Carmen Dillo: SHINOBI OF FIRE ULTRA BLAST!
We fired waves of fire and elements.
Lincoln: SWORD ELEMENT STYLE: KATANA!
Sari: SWORD LIGHTNING STYLE: HOOK SWORD!
Sakura Kasugamo: SWORD FLOWER STYLE: DAO!
Karin Kanzuki: SWORD FIRE STYLE: NIHONTO!
Makoto Nanaya: SWORD WIND STYLE: KHOPESH!
Litchi Faye Ling: SWORD FIRE STYLE: SHOTEL!
Gluko: SWORD DARK STYLE: PIANDAO!
Batch: SWORD LAVA STYLE: KODACHI!
Yuna: SWORD WATER STYLE: CHOKUTO!
Toph: SWORD EARTH STYLE: YAMAODAO!
Princess Allura (VLD): SWORD LIGHT STYLE: FALCHION!
Jinx (League of Legends): SWORD DARK STYLE: RAPIER!
Ruby Rose: SWORD ROSE STYLE: SCIMITAR!
Weiss Schnee: SWORD ICCE STYLE: SWORD BAYONET!
Blake Belladonna: SWORD DARK STYLE: COLHONA!
Yang Xiao Long: SWORD FIRE STYLE: CLAYMORE!
They formed swords out of said elements!
Lincoln and his harem: SWORD FINAL SMASH: BLADES OF JUSTICE!
They wielded various swords of their elements which they used to slash Raiga all over!
They really cut him all over. Then we tied him up and the ANBU from the Leaf came and arrested him.
Molten Man: Looks like it's the end of the traitor.
Nico: Good riddance. He'll have a lot to answer for now that he will go to prison in the Hidden Mist.
Trickster: And we got plenty of new weapons too.
Me: We sure did.
Loki: You sure we can't make more right now?
Kushina: You know we have to head back to the Fortress.
Cad Bane: You have a point.
Vortex: We have enough weapons anyway.
Me: But you got to admit this was really cool trying out blacksmithing. It was really awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
?: I will make you pay for what happened to King Ashnard.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lucina: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Zelgius.
A figure clad in black armor and wielding the sword Alondite appeared, and it was none other than Zelgius, the Black Knight.
Celica (Fire Emblem): Zelgius, I should've known you'd come out of hiding, but now, we'll make sure you pay for the crimes you've committed in Ashnard's name.
Hunter (Road Rovers): Ready, Muzzle? Let's muzzle 'em!
As soon as Hunter said that, Muzzle's brown eyes turned neon brown, and the anthropomorphic Rottweiler/Labrador mix was surrounded by a nuclear red hot energy aura, red, white, and blue flames, stars, lava, and Rottweiler/Labrador mixes, he unholsters his massive Hephaestus' Volcano Sword of Canine Strength from his more wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Zelgius, the Black Knight, he left nuclear red hot energy aura, red, white, and blue flames, stars, lava, and Rottweiler/Labrador mixes with every step.
Then, Muzzle was surrounded by a massive vortex of nuclear red hot red energy with red, white, and blue flames and lava surrounding the vortex, there's three Rottweiler/Labrador mixes in red, white, and blue running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Muzzle emerged, but he was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
The 7'5" tall and extremely muscular Muzzle remained the same, along with his brand-new clothes, but he also now has a full head of red-brown hair that went down to his neck, he has neon brown eyes and a nuclear red hot red energy aura with red, white, and blue flames, stars, lava, and Rottweiler/Labrador mixes surrounding him, he has a Rottweiler/Labrador mix with the American Flag and the Lava Kanji in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, his red dog collar with gold dog tag turned into a choker for his wider neck and he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red, white, and blue crystal links and a Rottweiler/Labrador mix with red, white, and blue gems for eyes and holding the American Flag and the Lava Kanji in its paws for the pendant across his bare chest, and tattooed on his wider and more muscular back is a Rottweiler/Labrador mix with lava surrounding it and the American flag above it. Suddenly, Muzzle felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive red-brown angel wings with red, white, and blue tips on the large red-brown feathers, sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back, and Muzzle took off his muzzle.
Muzzle has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red, white, and blue gems on his wrists above his large silver gauntlets with red, white, and blue gems on his massive and powerful muscular forearms, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden dog head with red, white, and blue gems for eyes and a large red, white, and blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large red, white, and blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red, white, and blue Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and a Ring of the Phoenix with large yellow gem on his left ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. There's a red kanji below the dog that said, "Muzzle, Sixth Member of The Road Rovers, Best Friend of Hunter, Loyal Dog to Professor Shephard, Friend to Exile, Blitz, Colleen, Shep, Muzzle, and Professor Shephard, Destroyer of General Parvo, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Patriotic Dog of the United States, Emissary of Hephaestus, and Master of Lava."
マズル、ロードローバーの6番目のメンバー、ハンターの親友、シェパード教授の忠実な犬、亡命の友人、ブリッツ、コリーン、シェップ、マズル、シェパード教授、パルボ将軍の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティック・バスターズ、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、米国の愛国心が強い犬、ヘファイストスの使者、そして溶岩のマスター
Muzzle has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY VOLCANIC NUCLEAR RAGE ROTTWEILER/LABRADOR ANGEL OF OF FIERY CANINE JUSTICE AND FIERY HOPE!
Then, Muzzle went after Zelgius, and he fired powerful blasts of nuclear red hot red energy, red, white, and blue flames, stars, lava, and Rottweiler/Labrador mix dogs, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he also went berserk and he viciously mauled Zelgius, and he also disarmed him of his sword, Aldonite, and he decided to keep it as a trophy of his triumph. Then, he punched Zelgius hard in the face, and then, he sent him to The Masters of Evil's prison for good, where he'll remain there for the rest of his life. We cheered wildly for what Muzzle did, as he holsters his massive Hephaestus' Volcano Sword of Canine Strength on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and Muzzle's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive red-brown angel wings are permanent.
Then, Hunter and the Road Rovers went up to Muzzle, and Hunter pat him on the head.
Hunter (Road Rovers): Good boy, Muzzle. You really let that black knight have it.
Nico: Yeah, and you sent him to prison for the rest of his life, awesome job.
Me: And you also kept his sword as a trophy, nice one.
Lincoln: But, there's bound to be more enemies from Zenith out there, but we'll be ready for them and we'll make sure they never come back ever again.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln.
Kushina: (To the viewers) Rogue Ninjas better beware because we're coming for you and we're going to make sure you are captured or dead ya know.
Don: Yep and you guys did awesome in this one. Next up is French Guiana and we're gonna have a lot of fun in that one.
Me: Neat!
Nico: This will be amazing to see there.
We went back to the Flying Fortress.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Another part done.
Brazil is awesome and we never did blacksmithing before. The next rescue for Nico is gonna be in Hogwarts and this will be fun. Me, Eli, Nico and Harry Potter are going to meet a Medugonian Gene-Slammer named Maya Nagoshima. Maya Nagoshima is one of Nico's friends from school and she is a powerful force to be reckoned with. She went to Nico's jewelry classes and knows so much about what making jewelry is about. We're also going to face Delores Umbridge who came back from the dead to get revenge and we're going to make that disciplinarian tyrant wish she was never born! Lincoln's next rescue is gonna be in the Dexter's Laboratory episode Last But Not Beast and we're going to destroy BADAXDRA, a monster made by nuclear science gone wrong and we're going to destroy him and help Dexter from getting a nasty reprimanding from his parents about his lab. We're also going to meet a Desrook Archfiend Gene-Slammer named Layla Thomas. Goth Girl Layla Thomas is the gene-Slammer of Desrook Archfiend and she is one of Lincoln and Sam's closest friends and has defended Lincoln from Lori at her worst. She really beat up Lori and left her in a full body cast when she went on a destructive rampage after Lincoln accidentally destroyed her phone by flushing it down the toilet. The next part of the race is gonna be in French Guiana and we're gonna be going for some swimming and looking for mermaids in Lençóis Maranhenses National Park and we're going to find mermaids in the awesome lagoons of the park. And the villain we'll face there is Evil Scarlett and she is gonna BE REALLY AND INSANELY MAD WITH US!
See you all tomorrow.
