At Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, me, Eli, Nico and Harry Potter were there for an awesome rescue. This time we are gonna have a really awesome time in this one.

Nico: So the next rescue is in Hogwarts.

Me: This is awesome. We haven't been here in a while.

Eli: This is so awesome.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Harry.

Harry Potter: (British Accent) No problem Nico. And it will be most fun going with you on one of your rescues.

Me: Boy we have had a lot of fun times here in Hogwarts. We got to expand our magic and even learned so much from here. And we had some of the most awesome and incredible adventures here.

Eli: Yeah that was so fun.

Nico: Harry, do you imagine how life for you would've been like if you were raised by someone other then the Dursleys?

Harry Potter: All the time Nico. But Voldemort ruined that for me.

Me: He more than just ruined it for you Harry. He was going to ruin it all for the entire human race. He and his followers were going to kill 7.3 billion innocent people and rule the world in the name of pureblood wizards.

Eli: That is horrible.

Me: Yep. Because of Salazar Slytherin and his pureblood supremacist ways. (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY) Every time I think about it, it always infuriates me.

Nico: I know J.D. What Voldemort and his followers have done is completely unforgivable.

Eli: Yeah no kidding. But thanks to everyone we stopped him for good.

Nico: Yes we did.

Harry Potter: And I can't thank you enough for bringing me back with my parents and even resurrecting me and everyone.

Me: That was because I used the Cosmic Cube back then to do that.

Eli: Wow! That is amazing.

Nico: The reason for my question was because there are a lot of Fanfiction stories out there where you're raised by someone other then the Dursleys.

Harry Potter: That's interesting.

Me: I remember seeing that on the internet. And the Dursleys wound up in jail. Either in a London Maximum Security Prison for a Whole Life Order or in Azkaban.

Eli: For people like the Dursleys that sounds like overkill.

Nico: Yeah especially with the Dementors around the place.

Me: Yeah. But after everything that Harry and his family went through the Dursleys had it coming. Fucking assholes.

Eli: If I see the Dursleys remind me to have me kick them in their crotches.

Nico: You got it Eli.

Harry Potter: (Laughs) That is funny.

Me: Yep. Harry what was your favorite time from your years here at Hogwarts?

Harry Potter: My favorite time was the Triwizard Cup.

Me: That was awesome. The Goblet of Fire and the Triwizard Tournament was cool. Too bad it was all a trap. But now that Voldemort and his fucked up genocidal racist followers are all dead and banished to oblivion, we can see what the entire tournament was like completely unimpeded.

Eli: Yep we sure can.

Nico: That would be awesome to see.

Harry Potter: It sure would. You're more than welcome to participate in it guys.

Me: We would be honored and it will be awesome to meet other schools of magic too.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: That will be awesome!

Nico: Too bad it's not for another several years.

Harry Potter: Actually it's once every 5 years and I was on the team for 5 years now. So it'll be later this spring.

Me: Cool! Sometime in April I think.

Nico: Awesome! We're making good timing.

Eli: Yep. (Senses something) Uh oh. I sense an evil here. It's Delores Umbridge!

Nico gasped and then growled ferociously!

Nico: I have HAD IT with that fucking tyrant!

Me: Me too! She should be in the Warp forever.

We went to find her and Nico was really mad!

Nico: I've got an idea. Harry, where are Fred and George right now?

Harry Potter: In the Transfiguration classes. It's O.W.L.'s test day today.

Me: The 5th Year Student Test. I think I know what you are gonna do. Have them do that awesome fireworks dragon spell. That was so awesome and epic.

Eli: That was my favorite.

Nico: Mine too.

We called in Fred and George Weasley.

Fred Weasley: (British Accent) We haven't seen you guys here in a while.

Me: I know it feels like forever. But we have bad news. That disciplinary tyrannical bitch Dolores Umbridge is back.

Nico: Fred. George. How would you two like to perform the prank of a lifetime?

George Weasley: (British Accent) Oh I know what you're going to do Nico.

Fred Weasley: This will be so fun.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: I think we might want to clear the room.

Me: Good idea. (Snaps fingers)

I snapped my fingers and teleported all the students out of the room.

Eli: Showtime.

Eli used the Force and opened the door and Fred and George swooped in on their brooms and shot off fireworks everywhere and blasted them all over the place and Delores was enraged.

George Weasley: Ready when you are!

Fred and George fired a huge firework and it formed into a huge dragon and it went after Umbridge and she ran and then it chomped on her and exploded and she was not happy! All the Students cheered wildly at the display!

Delores Umbridge was unharmed but she was really pissed! Then all the pictures on the wall shattered and fell and were destroyed!

THAT WAS SO AWESOME!

Nico: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Eli: YEAH!

We then went up to Umbridge!

Delores Umbridge: YOU!

Me: Yes us!

Eli: Delores Umbridge, in the name of the Galactic Senate of the Jedi Republic and the Federation of Magic and Wizardry, (Ignites lightsaber) You're under arrest!

Nico: I think this time, you're going to jail. You're not worth destroying. All you are is someone attempting to be Voldemort.

Me: Besides we killed you once and you are not worth killing a second time.

Delores pulled out her wand and fired a beam of magic and Eli blocked it with his lightsaber and blasted her back with it and it burned her hands! She was gonna be feeling that.

Harry Potter: Nice one Eli!

?: I'll finish her from here!

Then a Medugonian came out.

Nico: WHOA!

Medugonian: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) Good to see you again Nico.

Nico: Maya Nagushima? Whoa! You look awesome as a Medugonian.

Medugonian: Thanks. Watch this.

She fired three lasers and they hit Delores Umbridge and turned her entirely to stone!

Nico: WHOA! She is turned into a 24K Stone Statue!

Eli: Cool!

Then Maya reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and green clothes and green eyes.

Maya Nagushima: That was cool.

Eli: Being imprisoned in a stone statue for all eternity is a much better punishment than jail.

Nico: Yes it sure is.

Harry Potter: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Maya Nagushima: I have a lot of them but my favorites are in jewelry making class. We had a lot of fun in those classes. My favorite was when Nico and I made a bunch of beautiful red gold rings and jewelry and they sold for a lot of money. I gave Nico half of my money I earned.

Me: Wow Red Gold Jewelry. That would be cool.

Eli: That must've sold for a fortune.

Nico: It sure did and it's one of the reasons why she and her family became rich.

Me: Awesome.

Nico and Maya then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Maya Nagashima: Me too Nico. Me too.

Harry Potter: You guys are in luck. The Triwizard Tournament is on April 8th.

Me: That's next week. Wow. This will be awesome.

Eli: Really looking forward to this. I hope me and Nunnally participate.

Me: I know Twilight Sparkle will. This will be awesome.

We later went back home and placed the statue of Umbridge in our garden. We told everyone what happened and it was awesome and fun.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Timmy Turner are heading to Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty three girls there, but we're also going to destroy Badaxdra, and help Dexter from getting a nasty reprimanding from his parents about his lab.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty three girls there, but we're also going to destroy Badaxdra, and help Dexter from getting a nasty reprimanding from his parents about his lab.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Lisa Loud: And I'm also going to make sure that Dexter isn't reprimanded by his parents about his lab, he's done truly amazing things.

Lincoln: That's right, and that's exactly what we're going to do after we destroy Badaxdra. And thanks for coming with us, Timmy.

Timmy Turner: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome fight.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twenty three girls calling for help, along with hearing the sound of a roar. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twenty three girls, but they've been cornered by Badaxdra, and he's going to kill them, and he's also fighting Dexter and his family, who are in The Robo-Dexo 2000.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the twenty three girls, but they've been cornered by Badaxdra, and he's going to kill them, and he's also fighting Dexter and his family, who are in The Robo-Dexo 2000.

?: That overgrown axe-bladed Kaiju, let's tear him to shreds!

Suddenly, we saw a Desrook Archfiend appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Layla Thomas, but we'll have to talk later. Right now, we've got an axe-bladed Kaiju to destroy.

Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy and nuclear energy, and as the vortex faded and Lincoln emerged, the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair remained the same, along with the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep atomic green, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned atomic green, his large blue pants turned atomic green, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned atomic green, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned atomic green, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned atomic green. Lincoln has transformed into NUCLEAR LINCOLN, The Nuclear Elemental HERO.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and atomic energy, and they hit Badaxdra and that allowed the twenty three girls to get away. When Badaxdra saw us, he was enraged.

Lincoln: Your rampage is over, Badaxdra. (To Dexter) And Dexter, we're going to have a talk with your parents, so that way, you won't get reprimanded.

This made Dexter smile, and Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Gage the Hedgehog transformed and he got his massive sword out, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Timmy Turner got out his Mage's Staff and transformed, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and we transformed, and we went at Badaxdra, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln: Dexter, the only way to destroy Badaxdra is to work together with your family, remember what Toshi told you?

Suddenly, he remembered Toshi's advice and the story of unity to defeat Badaxdra, and then, Dexter, his parents, and Dee-Dee decided to work together, and together, we fired one powerful energy beam that destroyed Badaxdra forever. Then, we had to help Dexter, who's about to get a nasty reprimand from his parents about his lab.

Lincoln: Wait, before you attempt to reprimand your son about his lab, we need to talk.

Me: He's right, you see, Dexter's a really smart and talented young man, he's done many things to help mankind.

Lisa Loud: Affirmative. Dexter's indeed done truly amazing things, and he's had to deal with the very destructive antics of Dee-Dee, and we need to have a talk about that later.

Lincoln: So, you see, Dexter's an incredible genius whose intelligence has allowed him to do amazing things, and throughout the years, he's helped us out greatly, and he and Lisa are also a very amazing couple.

And Lincoln showed them the amazing things Dexter's done, and when this got through to Dexter's parents, they went up to Dexter and they hugged him.

Dexter's Dad: Son, you've done truly amazing things, and we're so proud of you.

Dexter's Mom: And we're indeed so proud of you, honey. (To Dee-Dee) And as for you, young lady, we are going to have a talk about your little mishaps in your brother's lab.

Lisa and Dexter also shared a romantic kiss, and we knew that Dee-Dee was going to be in trouble for constantly causing mishaps in Dexter's lab.

Lincoln: That's it for that destructive axe-bladed Kaiju. (To Layla Thomas) And it's so good to see you again, Layla Thomas.

Layla Thomas: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Layla Thomas and they hugged, and Layla Thomas was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were fifteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Layla Thomas: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Layla Thomas, she's a local goth girl from Michigan, and she's one of my closest friends along with being Sam's closest friend, and she's also another of my Guardian Angels who's defended me, especially from Lori at her worst, and she beat Lori up really bad and left her in a full-body cast.

We gasped in shock, and Lori turned pale from what Lincoln said.

Lincoln: And I can tell by Lori turning pale, this is one story that's going to be heard later on. Let's get you back to normal, Layla.

Layla Thomas: No need, Lincoln.

Layla Thomas reverted back to normal, and she is a beautiful 18-year-old girl with long flowing purple hair, dark purple eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive dark purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Desrook Archfiend, and she's dressed in a sleeveless purple vest, sleeveless purple midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple high heels with butterflies on them, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails and on the back is Desrook Archfiend.

Lincoln: And I've got some weapons I made for you and Janet Kinsington when we were at Brazil.

Lincoln gave Janet Kinsington a massive Infernalqueen Archfiend-themed sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged dark red blade with the Infernalqueen Archfiend etched on it, large dark red angel wings for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large dark red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel, and Lincoln gave Layla Thomas a massive Desrook Archfiend-themed sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade with the Desrook Archfiend etched on it, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large dark purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Layla Thomas: Wow, I love the awesome swords you made for me and Janet, Lincoln.

Janet Kinsington: And we also saw him hard at work during that blacksmithing challenge in Brazil yesterday.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Layla Thomas's neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Layla Thomas: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Layla.

Layla Thomas had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her body, and he leaned down and kissed Layla Thomas on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twenty three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twenty three girls are April Eagle from Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs, Sonnet Barge from Blue Sonnet, Kinezono Rio, Jingu Maya, Kawasaki Maki, Lilica Ebert, and Nanvel Candlestick from Burn-Up Excess, Rei Midoriyama from Chou Kousoku Galvion, Yumi Sayaka from Mazinger Z, Rook Bartley, Marie Crystal, Becky Michaels, Kelley Stevens, Stacy Embry, and Vanessa Leeds from Robotech, Ruridou Doris, Ruridou Doria, Ginno Tsubasa, Gaou Nejiru, Aino Nozomi, Kurina Nozuru, Mitsui Akari, and Takaeda Hasami from D4 Princess.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's April Eagle, Sonnet Barge, Kinezono Rio, Jingu Maya, Kawasaki Maki, Lilica Ebert, Nanvel Candlestick, Rei Midoriyama, Yumi Sayaka, Rook Bartley, Marie Crystal, Becky Michaels, Kelley Stevens, Stacy Embry, Vanessa Leeds, Ruridou Doris, Ruridou Doria, Ginno Tsubasa, Gaou Nejiru, Aino Nozomi, Kurina Nozuru, Mitsui Akari, and Takaeda Hasami.

Nico: From Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs, Burn-Up Excess, Chou Kousoku Galvion, Mazinger Z, Robotech, and D4 Princess, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

April Eagle: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when April Eagle and the other twenty two girls saw who it was that saved them from Badaxdra, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

April Eagle: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made twenty two clones of himself, and he and the twenty two clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

April Eagle: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, twenty three Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of April Eagle, Sonnet Barge, Kinezono Rio, Jingu Maya, Kawasaki Maki, Lilica Ebert, Nanvel Candlestick, Rei Midoriyama, Yumi Sayaka, Rook Bartley, Marie Crystal, Becky Michaels, Kelley Stevens, Stacy Embry, Vanessa Leeds, Ruridou Doris, Ruridou Doria, Ginno Tsubasa, Gaou Nejiru, Aino Nozomi, Kurina Nozuru, Mitsui Akari, and Takaeda Hasami with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS Flying Fortress and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they saw the villain we went after was Badaxdra.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to that dangerous axe-bladed kaiju and helped Dexter from getting a nasty reprimanding from his parents about his lab, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Layla Thomas now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.


After getting rid of Badaxdra, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Layla Thomas saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Layla Thomas: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Layla, and now, I can also defend myself.

Layla Thomas: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Layla. So, how did you save Lincoln and really beat up Lori and left her in a full body cast?

Layla Thomas: You're going to be really horrified about this one, Nico, and TLPS Mr. Wolf, you and the rest of your gang better keep your swords holstered. One day, I was walking through Royal Woods and I was going to visit Lincoln in The Loud House, but then, I heard the sound of screaming and the sound of smashing objects coming from The Loud House, and I knew that the sound of the screams could only come from one person: Lincoln. I then saw Lincoln ran outside, and when I saw him, he was in a full-blown panic. He then told me he accidentally destroyed Lori's phone by flushing it down the toilet, and when Lori found out, she went full bat-shit crazy and went on a destructive rampage and she was going to kill Lincoln. Then, that's when I saw the phone-obsessed control freak tyrant, Lori, and she was indeed bat-shit crazy, her eyes turned red and were filled with murderous and evil rage, and her teeth turned sharp. But, I wasn't going to let that control freak get away with trying to kill Lincoln over this accident, so I got into a brutal fight with Lori, and I really beat and pulverized her so badly, she had to be taken to the hospital and put in a full body cast. Lincoln hugged me tightly and I did the same.

We gasped in shock.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: I know you told us to keep our swords holstered, Layla, but after what you told us and what you did to Lori, I'm really impressed.

TLPS Mr. Shark: Yeah, you showed Lori no mercy.

Lynn Sr.: And we knew what happened was an accident and Lincoln wasn't in trouble, but Lori was, we had her grounded for nine months, and her allowance was used to repair everything she broke when she went on her destructive rampage.

TLPS Mr. Snake: Brutal punishment, but fitting for her.

Layla Thomas then went up to Lori, and they hugged, since she saw that Lori's since been freed from Dark Lori.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That does it, Dark Lori and the other Dark Sides of The Louds, along with the other dark sides of those you guys have freed are getting Lincoln's Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse.

TLPS Mr. Piranha: You said it, boss. So, Lincoln, what Duel Monster Gene-Slammer are you planning on meeting on your next rescue?

Lincoln: Hmm, I'm hoping to meet the Gene-Slammer for the Evil HERO Sinister Necrom, and there's only one person I know who would be Gene-Slammed into the Evil HERO Sinister Necrom: Reggie McDonald, she's one of my Guardian Angels and she's one of the strongest umbrakinesis masters ever, she's also beaten Lynn in any sport ever known and she protected me from Lynn's wrath many times before and even during the worst of her fury.

Nico: Ooh, now that's a good one, Lincoln.

We then got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were going on their beach date, and this time, it's at Lac Eloge in French Guinea.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

His harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?

Paige: Of course, Linky.

Lincoln and his harem left the TLPS Floating Fortress, and they head for Lac Eloge in French Guinea. When they arrived at Lac Eloge, it was a beautiful looking lake.

Giga Mermaid: Wow, what is this place, Linky?

Lincoln: This, Giga Mermaid, is Lac Eloge in French Guinea, it's an awesome beach, and since our challenge is here in Columbia today, this is a perfect place for our date.

Lincoln and his harem dived right into the water, and they began swimming in the clear fresh waters, and they also saw the animals that lived in Lac Eloge, and they were amazing. Then, Lincoln and his harem had lunch at a picnic spot that he made, and then, they kissed and they returned to the TLPS Flying Fortress.

Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Lac Eloge.

Me: Lac Eloge, wow, I've heard about it, it's an awesome lake in French Guinea.

Nico: And since we have our challenge in French Guinea today, you saw it as an awesome date spot, right, big guy?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico.


Later it was now time for Rarity's first ever Ambassador Mission and it was gonna be where we meet the Kiramagers. This will be so awesome!

Me: Rarity it's time for your first Ambassador Mission. You're going to meet the Kiramagers.

Nico: Rarity, you're gonna love the Kiramagers.

Rarity: Oh I have a feeling I most certainly will darlings. This will be so fun for me to go on an Ambassador Mission.

Sweetie Belle: You'll love it Rarity. I am gonna be rooting for you.

Eli: Me too. I'll go too. Kiramagers are awesome.

Me: They sure are. And when the series ended it marked a precursor for the Zenkaigers after them. That is so awesome.

Nico: It sure was cool. Ready Rarity?

Rarity: Oh I most sure am Nico.

Me: Lets go!

We were off to Japan.

In Japan the Kiramagers were fighting GOLF JAMEN from episode 35 of Kiramager!


Sometime before the Kiramagers become aware of Golf Jamen's existence, Yodonna and the Jamenshi attack random citizens with Golf Jamen having an accompanying Bechat designed around being his caddy before hole-in-oneing a random guy into a waste paper bin. At this point, Takamichi and a very drunk Princess Mabushina and arrive and the Princess causes mayhem with the Shiny Breaker. Golf Jamen asks for his driver and does battle with the newly transformed Takamichi but dirt from Princess Mabushina gets in Golf Jamen's hole and gives him a sensation akin to a blocked up ditionally, Mabushina's mad actions also unearths a Monstone which soon fuses with Golf Jamen and grunts him the ability to send people into a portal. Driven mad with power, Golf Jamen hightails it out of there with his Caddy Bechat to get a handle on his new abilities. Presently, he fights Takamichi whilst berserk with power and grabs his putter but then accidentally bats his Caddy Bechat into a portal as per the Monstone upgrade. This gathers enough dark energy for Carantula to unleash Cart Hildon whilst Takamichi tries to remove Mabushina from the battlefield and summon Mashin Drijan but she angers the Jamenshi by calling the hole on his head a bald spot. Though knocked on his feet by an energy slash from the Shiny Breaker, he tries to bat Princess Mabushina into a portal but Takamichi is instead hit protecting her and goes flying inside of Cart Hildon's head. Enraged, Princess Mabushina double kicks Golf Jamen down before throwing him into Mashin Drijan and drunk driving it into the lake at which point she returns to CARAT via flying Shiny Breaker whilst Golf Jamen is buried underwater and passes out.

Whilst searching for Takamichi the next day a now sober Princess Mabushina, Juru, Shiguru and Sena stumble across Mashin Drijan half submerged in the lake and have Mashin Zabyun unearth it before Juru and Mabushina enter for a better look. Inside however, they find Golf Jamen at the controls at which point he reveals the lakeside fight. Whilst Galza and Smog Jouki attack Cart Hildon to try and kill Takamichi too, Golf Jamen attacks the other Kiramagers and swiftly knocks them all down as Grateful Phoenix joins the giant fight. Juru tries to slay the Jamenshi with his Kiramai Shot's Kiramai Charge but Golf Jamen deflects it and seemingly obliterates them all with chunks from a boulder. The tables turn however when Mabushina has a telepathic heart to heart with Takamichi and is able to Insparklenation up a Dazzling Golf Ball whilst also revealing the Jamenshi's fatal weakness to be the cavity in his head. Deciding that now is a good time to go, Golf Jamen tries to flee but Juru forces him to stop although he is confident that the 15 Par distance makes the shot impossible. Even so Shiguru and Sena bat it to Juru with thier Kiramai Swords and Juru combines the Kiramai Sword and Shot for his Kiramai Eagle Shot which is able to get a hole in one in Golf Jamen's golf pole. Mortally wounded, Golf Jamen is enough of a sport to congratulate Juru on his victory and give him a thumbs up before being blown apart. Golf jamen's destruction frees Takamichi who Grateful Phoenix saves even as Smog Jouki's Black Burner destroys Cart Hildon.


Juru: You sure didn't learn your lesson the last time Golf Jamen.

Golf Jamen: I sure didn't.

Me: (Offscreen) FORE!

I hit a golf ball and it went right into the hole on Golf Jamen's head and then…

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He was dead!

Nico: HOLE IN ONE! Golf Jamen you have failed this city! Nice shot J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Rarity: That was most fun Darling.

Me: Thanks. That was cool. Lori would get a kick out of that one.

Rarity: That was fun.

Juru: Hi there. I don't think I've seen you around here before.

Rarity: Oh I'm sorry my name is Rarity and I'm the Princess of Generosity, Fashions and Jewels and the Water Skylanders. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Me: It's her first ever Ambassador Mission. Sorry I'm J.D. Knudson, Former leader and now 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: I'm Nico Chan, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Eli: And I'm Eli Winston Bullock. It's an honor.

Sayo: Wow it's a true honor to meet you all.

Tametomo: Same here and we love ALL of your adventures.

Sena: This is awesome having you all with us.

Me: Yep. And it's great that you all fought the evil forces of Emperor Yodon.

Nico: Boy without that mask on he was one butt-ugly and fucked up son of a bitch.

Eli: Yeah he was scary too.

Me: Also Rarity is here to meet you as part of her first Ambassador Mission. It's part of a special Diplomatic Mission Program we have set up for future big missions.

Juru: Wow that is cool!

Shiguru: Well, it's been 10 minutes and Cart Hildon hasn't appeared. Might as well show Rarity our headquarters.

Rarity: Oh I would be delighted.

We followed the Kiramagers and we saw their Headquarters for C.A.R.A.T. and it looked like a giant Coconut Palm Tree!

Me: Wow! So that is your headquarters! It looks like a giant Palm Tree.

Takamichi: That's what everyone says about it.

We went in and it was awesome.

Princess Mabushina: Juru, was everything okay out there? There's no sign of Cart Hildon.

Tametomo: Everything's fine, Princess. You don't have to worry about Cart Hildon showing up.

Princess Mabushina: I see. (Gasps) J.D. Knudson and Nico Chan of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you.

Me: Princess Mabushina it's an honor too.

Nico: Same here. We are so sorry about everything that happened to you because of Emperor Yodon.

Eli: Yeah. Oh sorry I'm Eli Winston Bullock. It's a pleasure.

Rarity: And my name is Rarity and it's a pleasure.

Princess Mabushina: Pleasure is mine.

Muryou Hakataminami: It's an honor to meet you all.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too Muryou.

Muryou Hakataminami: I saw your shot and that was so awesome.

Me: Thanks. It was awesome doing that. My friend Lori would love to face Golf Jamen in the future when all the Jamen monsters join the Masters of Evil.

Juru: They sure would.

Me: Turns out we already have one of the Yodonheim monsters in the M.O.E. currently and it's Yodonna.

Juru: Wow! So Yodonna is with your frenemies.

Nico: She sure is and what really floored us was that Emperor Yodon and Yodonna were both one in the same. How shocking.

Me: Yeah that was epic and shocking. Almost as big as seeing Venjix and Evox being one in the same.

Eli: Yeah.

Sayo: That is true.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: Sena you were get along great with my friends Rainbow Dash and Lynn. They are both athletes like you are.

Sena: I'm glad you think so.

Sayo: Being a medic, I think I'd get along with your fiance Varie.

Me: Thanks Sayo, I'll tell her you said that and think so as well. Also Takamichi you would get along great with my daughter Nicole. She is an awesome treasure hunter like you are.

Takamichi: I'm honored you think that J.D.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Yep and we faced one of the Jamen on one of our usual battles even though we haven't recruited you into the team. It was Safe Jamen.

Me: Yep and Takamichi that was absolutely ingenious to fire a powerful focused laser blast to cut open his safe.

Takamichi: Thanks. It sure was.

Juru: It's funny. After I had a dream, I end up drawing this.

Juru showed us a picture of the Kiramagers, ToQgers, Battle Force 5, and Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends.

Nico: Well, at least we know what the groups will be on the big day.

Me: That's a vision into the future. We don't have the big mission with you guys until June 14th. So we still have 2 and a half months left till then. But Juru I got to say you really did great when you destroyed Emperor Yodon. An Energy Arrow shot right through his ugly face. Bullseye!

Juru: That was awesome!

Me: Yeah it sure was!

Rarity: Oh that was most fun darlings.

Eli: Yeah it sure was!

Then the alarm went off.

Me: Uh oh.

Princess Mabushina: Everyone, Vise Jamen has been spotted in the area!

The Holographic Map Table came on and showed us where he was.

Nico: Wow that is cool! Just like the map computer we have back home.

Me: Very awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Also I remember Vice Jamen. He made those vices appear on everyone and used his darkness to give everyone CRUSHING HEADACHES!

Eli: Ouch!

Rarity: Nothing hurts worse than a nasty headache.

Sena: No kidding.

Me: Yeah.

We all went to face him.

We all appeared and faced VISE JAMEN!

Vise Jamen: It's been a while, Kiramagers. I hope you remember this trick!

Vise Jamen generated large purple energy vises before him and made it latch onto Nico's head.

Nico: (smirks despite the pain) You think this'll stop me. I can take a little pain!

Me: (CRINGES) OUCH! Seeing that is too painful!

Sena: Wow Nico is really tough!

Vise Jamen: Did you say Nico? Then that must mean that he is Nico Chan and you are J.D. Knudson!

Me: That's right!

Juru: Here's where it gets fun.

Me: And they now have new members of the team as well!

Me and Nico held up our Kiramai Morphers!

Vise Jamen: You two as well!? WHOA!

Kiramagers, me and Nico: Kiramai Change!

We transformed!

Juru: THE SPARKLING INSPIRATION! KIRAMAI RED!

Tametano: THE PRECISE SHOOTING! KIRAMAI YELLOW!

Sena: THE DASHING LIGHTNING! KIRAMAI GREEN!

Shiguru: THE UNSTOPPABLE EDGE! KIRAMAI BLUE!

Sayo: THE INCREDIBLE DEXTERITY! KIRAMAI PINK!

Nico: THE GLISTENING BRAWN! KIRAMAI PURPLE!

Me: THE AMBER FLIGHT! KIRAMAI ORANGE!

Takamichi: PIERCING SHINING! KIRAMAI SILVER!

All: ARRIVING IN A FLASH! WITH A 24-CARAT SOLUTION! MACHINE SENTAI KIRAMAGER!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready to kick some butt!

Eli: AWESOME!

Juru: So cool!

Nico: Yep.

Juru: (avoids a punch from Vise Jamen) Hiramei-king!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Juru you will love this one.

I used my imagination powers and formed a massive shower of diamond blades and they hit Vise Jamen all over the place and they really hurt him.

Juru: Wow! How did you do that J.D.?

Me: Imagination Powers. One of our many techniques.

Juru: As I was saying before, what would happen if I did a counter clockwise turn of your crank?

Nico: It would come undone!

Vise Jamen: Not again!

I teleported and twisted his crank and the Vise came off of Nico's head.

Nico: Whew! Thanks.

Eli: Looks like you all need help. Juru we have a lot of rangers in our ranger and you are about to meet some of them.

Eli pulled out the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon.

Eli: (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

Eli summoned the Pink Changeman, Yellow Flashman, Green Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Purple Kyuranger!

Vise Jamen: What the!?

Me: Yeah!

Juru: That is so cool!

Nico: Yep.

Me: We met the Zenkaigers on my fiancé Zarya's ambassador missions and they are awesome.

Juru: That is cool!

Me: Yep.

Juru: Now, time for our finisher.

Me: Yeah!

Rarity: Mind if I do the finisher with you all?

Sena: Go for it!

Rarity: JEWEL STORM KAMEHAMEHA!

She fired a Kamehameha Wave made of blue jewels!

Kiramagers: JEWEL BUSTER!

We fired waves of energy and jewels and they hit Vise Jamen and he exploded!

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Me: YEAH!

Nico: Vise Jamen you have failed this city!

Rarity: Oh he sure has!

Me: I sense that we're not done yet

But then VISE SHELLGA APPEARED! AND HE WAS A GODZILLA KAIJU SIZE SHELLGA!

Rarity: Darling, that hardly looks like Vise Jamen at all!

Sayo: It's not. That's Vise Shellga.

Juru: Time to bring out Kiramaizin!

Takamichi: I'll bring out Mashin Drijan as well!

Nico: Time to see what the zords me and J.D. have as well are!

Me: YEAH!

We summoned our Mashin and the Orange Crystal for me turned into an AWESOME SR-71 Blackbird Jet and Nico's purple crystal turned into a Purple Ferengi Marauder Shaped Starship!

Eli: WHOA! That is awesome!

Me: Yeah! Lets go!

Vise Shellga fired red electricity from its clamp head at us.

But I had my ship fire a blast of energy and destroyed the blast.

Nico: YEAH!

Rarity was watching.

Rarity: Oh I wish I can help!

But then Rarity glowed with a neon lightning blue aura and then she had a Kiramai Morpher appear on her arm and then an Aqua Blue Crystal appeared.

Eli: COOL!

Rarity: Now it's my turn! KIRAMAI CHANGE!

She transformed!

Rarity: THE GENEROUS DAZZLE! KIRAMAI AQUA!

She was ready! Then Rarity summoned her Zord and it turned into A UNICORN!

Rarity: Like my dazzling new zord?

Nico: Wow! Rarity that is awesome!

Me: It sure is! Way to go Rarity!

Kiramaizin used Fire Mashin's ladder arm to punch Vise Shellga.

SMASH!

It smashed him all over.

Me: Now for the fun part. Juru you'll love this one. ALL KIRAMAIZIN COMBINE!

All our zords including the King combined and we all formed into a brand new ULTRAZORD! IT WAS THE JEWEL SHINE KIRAMAI ULTRAZORD!

Me: JEWEL SHINE KIRAMAI ULTRAZORD!

Nico: COOL!

Tametomo: He's in trouble now!

Me: Big time! Now here's our new finisher. Get ready for this Juru. KIRAMAI PRISMATIC SUPERLASER BURST!

The Ultrazord fired a massive rainbow megablast and it hit Vise Shellga and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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HE WAS DEAD TOO!

Nico: YEAH! Vise Shellga you have failed this city!

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was amazing!

Me: Yes it was!

Nico: I hope you guys are okay waiting until April 2 for the next mission with you guys.

Juru: We sure are okay with that. You guys were great!

Eli: And Rarity is now the Aqua Blue Kiramager! How cool is that!?

Me: Yeah it sure is bro. We should summon Godzilla next time Eli to battle one of the Shellga.

Eli: Good idea.

Nico: Kaiju VS Shella. That sounds awesome.

Me: Yep.

Juru: But you guys were great!

Me: We all were. And Rarity's first ever Ambassador Mission was awesome!

Nico: It sure was.

We later came back.

Varie: Hey guys. Welcome back.

Laney: How did it go?

Me: It was EPIC!

Nico: Yeah it sure was. Rarity did a great job on her first Ambassador Mission.

We told them all about it and it was AWESOME!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That was great Rarity!

Rainbow Dash: Rarity that is AWESOME! You are now an Aqua Blue Kiramager. That is awesome.

Applejack: It sure is!

May: Who should come with you next time?

Rarity: I was thinking of having Twilight and Friends come with next.

Me: Good idea.

Twilight Sparkle: It will be so awesome.

Me: Yep. And Juru said he will have his girlfriend Mizuki Kakihara with him. She helped him out when Glue Jamen appeared.

Nico: I remember that.

Laney: That was cool.

Eli: It sure was.


Later we were flying over the ocean.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome meeting another Gym Leader.

Ripster: So, we're meeting another Gym Leader?

Nico: Yep we're meeting Blaine.

Me: He's the Gym Leader of Cinnabar Island.

Nico: He is a Fire Pokemon Gym Leader too.

Flannery: Just like me and it'll be awesome to meet another Fire Pokemon Master.

Laney: Yeah it sure will.

Eli: Yep.

We were flying and then we saw Cinnabar Island.

Me: Thar she blows.

Nico: Cinnabar Island ho!

We arrived and we were at the gym and we saw Blaine.

Blaine: Sabrina! It's good to see you!

Sabrina: Same to you, Blaine.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Blaine. Ash told us a lot about you.

Ash: And it's great to see you again Blaine.

Blaine: You too Ash. You are looking great. I heard all about what happened with Giovanni and how he is the Viridian City Gym Leader and he is also the boss of Team Rocket.

Nico: Yeah you heard right. But he is dead now. Gone forever.

Blaine: That is good.

Me: Yep.

Blaine's Magmar came.

Me: Wow so this is your Magmar.

Nico: Whew! The heat coming from him is powerful.

Blaine: Yes that's right.

Freeway: Your Magmar really gave Ash a hard time.

Me: That's what he told us. It was Charizard VS Magmar and that showed that Ash has put a lot of work into earning the respect of many Pokemon.

Nico: Yep.

Blaine: That he has and he is a truly inspirational young trainer.

Me: And he wants to be the best there is.

Flywheels: Is it true that you also like riddles?

Maria: We actually have two members of the Masters of Evil who like clues and riddles themselves.

Me: Yep.

Blaine: That is amazing and yes I love riddles.

Me: See if you know about this one. I have billions of eyes yet I live in darkness, I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres. What am I?

Blaine: Very cryptic. But that is easy. The Human Brain.

Me: You're right on that.

At the M.O.E. Headquarters Riddler was working on a Crossword Puzzle and then he sneezed.

Chalmers: Catching a cold Eddie?

Riddler: No I think someone is talking about me.

Later we were back at the fortress.

Galaxy Man: I can't believe there's only two challenges left already!

Nico: I know and we have been really having a lot of fun on this.

Me: We sure have. We only have 2 more challenges left.

Eli: Yep. First is French Guiana and then the finale.

Me: Yep. But there's one place in French Guiana that I will never visit. Jonestown.

Nico: That place is horrible.

Eli: The Jonestown Massacre took place there over 40 years ago.

Laney: Yeah that was horrible.

Me: Thank goodness we aren't going there. We're landing in French Guiana to get some lunch and then we're gonna go to the coolest place ever and that is Lençóis Maranhenses National Park.

Nico: I remember seeing that place when we went on the Global Super Race.

Lana: That was so awesome.

Me: Yep. It's a desert full of numerous lagoons. It's in Northeastern Brazil and it's loaded with amazing lagoons in the sand.

Rarity: Sounds like a great place to have fun.

Me: Yep.

I snapped my fingers and we were all in our beach clothes.

Me: Don must have a great beach themed challenge for us when we get there.

Then Trickster, Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex appeared.

Trickster: Can me, Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Molten Man, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex go with you guys?

Nico: You sure can.

Plastique: Wow are we going to the beach?

Me: Nope. We're going to Lençóis Maranhenses National Park in Northeastern Brazil after we have lunch in French Guiana. Don said he has something awesome planned.

Firefly: Neat.

Tarantulas: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll find on your next rescue?

Nico: Hmm. I'm thinking about doing one for the natural predator of the Conductoids.

Shanan: Oh man that is for the Electrudinea. This is what they look like.

Shanan pulled up a picture of one and it showed that it looked like an energy sucking leach.

Nico: Whoa so that's an Electrudinea.

Me: Ugly thing.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

Waspinator: Waspinator would not like that one.

Then, before we were about to head for French Guinea for our next challenge, suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who it was in the vision: it was none other than General Tsao, Sly Cooper's old enemy from long ago, and he's returned from the dead seeking revenge on The Cooper Gang for killing him, and he's in French Guinea. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone coming after us today in French Guinea?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Sly Cooper, you, your family, and the rest of the gang specifically aren't going to like this guy: the dark energy I sensed belongs to your old enemy, General Tsao, he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge for what happened to him, and he's hiding out in French Guinea.

Sly Cooper and the Cooper Gang gasped in shock, including Brittney Knudson, Sakura Haruno, and Laney Loud.

Sly Cooper: What? I thought we got rid of him so long ago, but it looks like he's returned yet again to get revenge.

Panda King: I will not allow that monster to get his hands on my daughter yet again.

Lincoln: We're not going to let that black magic using chicken get his feathers on your daughter, Panda King.

Giga Mermaid: That's right, Lincoln and I will deal with this monster, and we'll see to it that he never rises again.

Panda King: I'm pleased to hear that, Giga Mermaid.

Lincoln: That's right, and as a father myself, I'm going to do a lot worse to him, and tonight, we'll be having that chicken for dinner.

Nico: (Laughs) Oh yeah, now you're talking, big guy!

Sly Cooper: Lincoln, you and Giga Mermaid should also be careful: General Tsao's also a gifted user of black magic.

Lincoln: Not to worry, Sly.

Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation, and fired a blast of rainbow energy, and it hits General Tsao and he was stripped of his black magic and rendered powerless.

Inspector Fox: (Spanish Accent) What did you do, Lincoln?

Lincoln: I chanted a powerful incantation and I fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy, which hit General Tsao and I stripped him of his black magic and rendered him powerless. The black magic he uses is nothing compared to the magic that we wield.

Nico: Awesome job, big guy.

Twilight Sparkle: Your powers with magic are also growing and evolving as well, Lincoln, that's so amazing.

Starlight Glimmer: And we've also seen him discover and create some new magic spells to help out in combat, I can't wait to see what he does to General Tsao, along with Giga Mermaid.

Nico: Yeah!

We landed in French Guiana 🇬🇫.

Me: Here we are guys. Welcome to Cayenne, French Guiana.

Nico: Awesome place.

Laney: Yep.

We saw into the river by us.

Whiteout: Is that an armorhead fish?

Nico: Yep it sure is.

Me: Cool.

Buzzerbeak was in awe at the sight.

Nico: I know it's really cool.

Me: Yep. But just remember we're here for lunch.

Don: You guys made it.

Me: We sure did.

Nico: So what is our challenge when we go to Lençóis Maranhenses National Park?

Don: You'll love it. You guys are gonna search much of the lagoons there for mermaids. The people there have been getting sightings of a mysterious mermaid there.

Me: Wow! That is cool!

Laney: A mermaid in Lençóis Maranhenses National Park? How cool is that.

Varie: Wow that would be awesome to see.

Loki: I wonder who this mysterious mermaid is.

Nico: We'll find out when we look.

We went into the restaurant and we saw that it was a great restaurant that had awesome food. We had all sorts of great food from French Guiana Cuisine and it was awesome.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.

Nico: It sure is.

Mandy: I think there's only one pairing that Nico made that hasn't had a shot yet.

Nico: And that is Tecna and Maggie Peyton.

Mandy: That's right.

Me: We haven't done that one yet.

Maggie Peyton: Looks like it's time for me and you to shine Tecna.

Tecna: (British Accent) Yep.

Whiteout: This food's delicious!

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah French Guiana food is good.

Laney: It sure is. We haven't been to this part of South America on our Global Adventure.

Syd Chang: But this is awesome though.

Qin: It sure is. I didn't know French Guiana Food would be good.

Nico: First for many parts of the world.

Slugfest: I guess it's back to us fighting another Sore Loser.

Me: Yep.

Later we finished eating and we were off to Lençóis Maranhenses National Park.

Molten Man: Here we are.

We arrived at Lençóis Maranhenses National Park.

Nico: Wow!

There were lots of lagoons in the sand and it was awesome.

Hunter: (German Accent) Wow! This is so amazing.

Laney: It's magnificent.

Lola: Look at all the lagoons.

Eli: They are magnificent.

Me: Lets get to looking.

Stranglehold: Any sign of our mermaid yet?

Me: My mermaid sense would have… (Senses Something) Wait I sense her. This way.

We flew to the north and I looked at the biggest lagoon there was in the park and lots of people were swimming in it.

Me: This one.

Nico: Okay.

Ghost: Let's keep our eyes peeled.

Me: I know how to call for her. Watch this.

I pulled out a flute and took off my boots and socks and I walked into the water up to my ankles and played a song on my flute and it was Nightingale by Yanni.

Schroder played the piano too.

It was awesome.

Then out of the water surfacing came a beautiful blue-hair mermaid and she was playing the harp and joined in the song and it was so beautiful.

When the song was finished the mermaid was in awe.

Mermaid: You have a beautiful talent with the flute.

Me: Thank you.

Azula: Excuse me. May I ask who you are?

Azure: I'm sorry I'm Azure and I'm a mermaid that got washed up here a long time ago.

Me: Wow. How did that happen? Was it a tidal wave or a huge sea storm?

Azure: A little bit of both actually. I've been here for over 1,000 years.

Everyone: WOW!

Me: That's incredible!

Cad Bane: I'm sorry. You've been here for how long?!

Azure: 1,000 years.

Me: Legends say that mermaids are immortal.

Varie: He's right on that.

Cad Bane: Wow.

Me: Azure that is amazing that you've been here in this part of Brazil for that long and this place gets most of its water from the Thunderstorms of the Catatumbo River that empties into Lake Maracaibo.

Nico: That's right.

Me: Oh I'm sorry we should introduce ourselves. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Azure: It's a great honor. Many of the people here have been telling me about all your adventures and how many villains you all took down.

Nico: Yeah we get that a lot.

Apeface: You might be immortal. But you can still die if there's nothing left of you.

William: Please don't take that the wrong way.

Azure: I know and I'm aware of that. But also there's someone here that is after me.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: Who is it? Is it one of our enemies?

Azure: Yes and her name is Scarlett.

We gasped in shock!

Scarlett: Oh no! It's the evil version of me.

Me: She's here for you. She must be after you for the secret of your immortality.

Nico: Not while we're here. Azure we'll protect you from that red haired monster.

Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) As long as I get to bite her.

Colleen: (British Accent) Oh Fluffy you got the right idea.

Blitz: I need to start wearing a name tag.

Plastique: We can make one for you right now.

Hunter (Road Rovers): Oh Colleen and Blitz have always been like that on the team. It's part of how they are.

Me: That is pretty silly.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Azure: That must happen to you a lot Blitz?

Blitz: Ja you have no idea.

Exile: (Russian Accent) Well we won't let that red-haired monster win comrades.

Me: No we sure won't Exile.

Nico: We better get ready. Azure would you like to join us?

Azure: I would be honored.

Varie formed a ball of water for her and Azure jumped into it and she was gonna be a great addition to the team.

Ember McClain: Seriously, we can make a nametag for you right now if you want.

Blitz: I appreciate that. But only if I wear it just in case ja.

Me: Fair enough.

Crag: I've got one for you here.

Crag made one for him.

Blitz: Thanks Crag.

Crag: Anytime.

Nico: Okay now lets get ready.

Eli: (Senses something) Evil Scarlett is coming from the northwest. She's 10 kilometers and closing.

Nico: Lets get into entrance positions.

Vortex: Azure, if you want, I can make it rain for you.

Azure: Thanks but that won't be necessary.

Vortex: Okay.

Nico: Here she comes.

Evil Scarlett then came and she was on a jet ski and she had GLOWING RED EYES FULL OF EVIL AND HATE!

Then the spirits of the Ghosts of The Elemental Darkness appeared and swirled around her and they really went all over her and then converged and then a massive wave of water with mermaids splashed out of the lagoon and they were singing a powerful song and then we were surfing on the wave and then we came and landed in front of her.

Me: Fancy seeing you here in this part of the world.

Nico: And soon it will be the last time.

Kabuto: We know what you're planning to do.

Me: And we won't let that happen!

Evil Scarlett: I will have that mermaid!

Nico: Over my dead body!

Evil Scarlett: That can be arranged!

Nico: Bring it on 4 eyes!

Evil Scarlett: DON'T EVER CALL ME FOUR EYES!

She went at Nico and then May stepped in front of her and then punched her in the face and then punched her all over the place in the stomach and then kicked her in the face and stomach and kicked her into the ground!

Nico: Whoa! Nice one May.

May: Thanks.

Blaine: Magmar use Flamethrower!

Magmar fired a blast of fire and burned Evil Scarlett all over.

Gearhead: Nice jet ski. Mind if I take it?!

He took it.

Nico: Nice choice for your vehicle.

Gearhead: Thanks.

Adagio Dazzle: Time for the song of the sirens to go to work. Lets do it sisters.

Sonata Dusk: With pleasure.

Aria Blaze: Here we go.

The Dazzlings then sang their song of the Sirens as lightning struck all over and then Evil Scarlett got enraged and she was REALLY PISSED! Her negative energy flew right into us and made us incredibly powerful!

Azure: Whoa! That is intense! Why do I suddenly feel so powerful?

Nico: It's one of our many powers. We have the ability to absorb negative energy from hatred and it makes us more powerful.

Azure: Wow!

Ets: Yep. I think it's awesome and cool.

Firefly: Yo, Magmar. You think your fire's hot? Watch this.

He fired a blast of fire and it burned Evil Scarlett all over the place.

Magmar gave Firefly the thumbs up.

Nico: Yeah! Now lets see if this fire will hurt. NUOVA STAR!

The 4-Star Dragonball on Nico's bracelet glowed and Nico fired a ball of fire and it hit Evil Scarlett and exploded into a powerful pillar of fire!

Eli: And this too!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted Evil Scarlett!

Lady Shiva, Carly Atlas, Arbormon, Tri-Klops, Kerbero Gangan, Multiplex, Shade, Larxene, Kitty, Villamax, Hydrax, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel, Su Yung, Admiral Zhao, LeFou, Sunfire, Abacus Cinch, Witchfire, Lady Flamicorn, Kru'll the Eternal, Baddie Undine, Morpho and the Chocolate Sailor then Appeared

Nico: HOLY COW! Lady Shiva, Carly Atlas, Arbormon, Tri-Klops, Kerbero Gangan, Multiplex, Shade, Larxene, Kitty, Villamax, Hydrax, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel, Su Yung, Admiral Zhao, LeFou, Sunfire, Abacus Cinch, Witchfire, Lady Flamicorn, Kru'll the Eternal, Baddie Undine, Morpho and the Chocolate Sailor. All you guys this time?

Tri-Klops: Nope it's actually Carly Atlas, Arbormon, Tri Klops, Kerbero Gangan, Multiplex, Shade, Larxene, Kitty, Villamax and Hydrax. The rest is extra battles.

Nico: Cool!

Carly: I see you guys made a new friend.

Maria: We sure did.

Arbormon: She'll make a good addition to the team.

Tri Klops: As long as she has water.

Me: Don't worry we have plenty of that.

Kerbero Gangan: (to Nico) We're proud of you for not slaughtering that piece of shit Umbridge.

Nico: Well she actually got turned to stone.

Multiplex: She wasn't worth killing anyway.

Me: She's now a big garden ornament in our garden.

?: That's good.

A figure came out and it was CRUSTACEO from episode 12 of Jungle Fury!


Crustaceo was a Rinshi with a strong shell and weaponry, which included a drill on his right arm that could shoot red energy blasts. He was summoned by Jellica, who ordered him to create a hole in the ocean to create a tornado-like whirlpool. In the first battle with the Rangers his whirlpool was destroyed by Master Finn. Later, Crustaceo attacked Casey, but was defeated by the Ranger's new Shark Sabers. When the other Rangers came, Crustaceo grew but in his giant form, was still defeated by the Shark Animal Spirit. However, he used his ability to control the Zord and made it attack the Rangers. In the third and final battle with the Rangers, Crustaceo again fought with Casey. As with their previous battle, Casey defeated him with the Shark Sabers and when he transformed into his giant form, he was defeated for good by the Jungle Pride Megazord with Shark Power.


Casey Rhodes: Crustaceo!

Crustaceo: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Jellica to create a hole in the ocean that would make a massive whirlpool!

Crustaceo: That's right J.D. Good memory.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Crustaceo: Is it true that Jellica is part of the Masters of Evil too?

May: She is. We know how loyal you are to her.

Olga Orromov: And she is an awesome archenemy for me as I am the gene-slammer of the most venomous jellyfish in the world. The Sea Wasp.

Crustaceo: That is awesome!

We got the usual battles underway.


Kim Possible, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Tessa, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva - Lençóis Maranhenses National Park is a beautiful place.


Lady Shiva was first.

Lady Shiva: Lençóis Maranhenses National Park is sure a beautiful place. It's amazing that there are lagoons here.

Kim Possible: It sure is and they are just incredible.

Trixie Lulamoon: I must agree on that. They are beautiful lagoons too.

Triple Berry: Yeah they sure are and the lagoons are a really great temperature.

Flynn: Awesome place to have fun.

Cali: It sure is and it's really beautiful too.

Hugo: Yeah we saw this place on the Global Super Race and that was awesome.

Mags: Yeah that was so awesome.

Tessa: It sure is awesome though.

Ashi: I think so too. Lençóis Maranhenses National Park is awesome.

Spoiled Rich: It most sure is. I like it.

Lady Shiva: Lençóis Maranhenses National Park is a really beautiful place. The Lagoons are just magnificent. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her down.

Kim Possible: That was so awesome!

Trixie Lulamoon: A grand victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!


Haiku, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Riley, Joy, Anger, Fear, Sadness, Disgust, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas - Nico's Rescue and meeting a Medugonian Gene-Slammer


Carly Atlas was next.

Carly Atlas: (to Haiku) I bet Nico has a fun time on his rescue. He even met a Medugonian Gene-Slammer.

Haiku: He sure did and the prank we saw from the Weasley Brothers was amazing.

Starlight Glimmer: That prank was really cool! The Weasley Brothers using fireworks like that was really awesome!

Cozy Glow: I didn't know that the Weasley Brothers are awesome with pranks and fireworks like that.

Hex: You will love seeing what they can do Cozy Glow. They own a candy and prank store in Diagon Alley and it was awesome to see.

Riley Anderson: We'll have to show it to you sometime so you can see it for yourself. It's awesome.

Joy: Oh it sure is! I thought it was awesome.

Anger: Especially with the pranks that dealt with Umbridge!

Fear: She needed to be stopped or who knows what would have happened.

Sadness: She has no sadness at all.

Disgust: And the way she dressed was gross! EW!

Astro Man: Yeah I did not like the way she dressed.

Carly Atlas: Yeah I agree. Her clothes are nowhere near as sexy as mine.

Riley Anderson: You have great fashion taste Carly. But this outfit came with your transformation into a Dark Signer.

Carly Atlas: That's true and thanks Riley. Lets do it!

They fired waves of orange fire, stars, lightning, magic and bones and smashed her down.

Haiku: That was awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon - Lincoln's Rescue


Arbormon was next.

Arbormon: (to Kari) I heard Lincoln's rescue was against Badaxdra. How was it?

Kari: It was really awesome! And we all took that axe-bladed kaiju down with ease and reminded Dexter and his family about Toshi's awesome story and we all worked together to destroy him.

Angewomon: That story was really inspirational and strong.

Princess Celestia: It sure was. Also Dexter's parents were going to reprimand Dexter for his lab. But thankfully we helped them not do that.

Amber Morning: We had them see how much good that Dexter has done for the world and for the betterment of mankind and it was great.

Spotlight: It was great but they instead reprimanded Dee Dee for wrecking his lab.

Nick Logan: Yeah no kidding. She got grounded for 3 weeks.

Arbormon: Ouch! That is a stiff punishment.

Sh'Lainn Blaze: (Russian Accent) It sure was but I thing Dee Dee needs to have respect for her brothers privacy.

Arbormon: I agree on that. Dexter is a hard working kid and needs all the space he can get. Lets do it!

Tarantulas: This is always fun! Tarantulas, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Waspinator: Waspinator ready! Waspinator, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down!

Kari: OH YEAH!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Zick, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Mewtwo, Ash, Misty, Brock, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops - Meeting a Desrook Archfiend Gene-Slammer


Tri-Klops was next.

Tri Klops: (to Zick) I heard you guys met a Desrook Archfiend Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Zick: Her name is Layla Thomas and she is a goth girl.

Rainbow Dash: And she looks really awesome as a Desrook Archfiend and she defended Lincoln from the worst of Lori.

Scootaloo: The worst being when Lincoln accidentally flushed Lori's phone down the toilet. One day, Layla was walking through Royal Woods and she was going to visit Lincoln in The Loud House, but then, she heard the sound of screaming and the sound of smashing objects coming from The Loud House, and Layla knew that the sound of the screams could only come from one person: Lincoln. She then saw Lincoln ran outside, and when she saw him, he was in a full-blown panic. He then told me he accidentally destroyed Lori's phone by flushing it down the toilet, and when Lori found out, she went full bat-shit crazy and went on a destructive rampage and she was going to kill Lincoln. Then, that's when Layla saw the phone-obsessed control freak tyrant, Lori, and she was indeed bat-shit crazy, her eyes turned red and were filled with murderous and evil rage, and her teeth turned sharp. But, Layla wasn't going to let that control freak get away with trying to kill Lincoln over this accident, so she got into a brutal fight with Lori, and she really beat and pulverized her so badly, she had to be taken to the hospital and put in a full body cast. Lincoln hugged her tightly and she did the same. Lori got grounded for 9 months and her allowance was to pay for the damages.

Tri-Klops: OUCH! But that was really brave of Layla! She showed her no mercy.

Whirlwind: No kidding. And TLPS Mr. Wolf said that the Loud Kids dark sides are gonna get the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse put on them.

Tri-Klops: Can you remind me? What is that curse?

Zick: It's this. Lincoln fires powerful blasts of rainbow energy with crystals, and once it hits those who've embraced the darkness, the curse traps them inside of a crystal prison for all eternity, and it drains them of their negative energy and we will absorb that negative energy and convert it into positive energy, giving us all a massive power boost.

Tri-Klops: WOW! That is powerful.

Ash: Yeah it sure is.

Misty (Pokemon): I think it's fitting for them.

Brock: Absolutely. It'll be perfect for them too.

Krankenstein: Monster agree on that too.

Tri-Klops: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and energy and smashed him down.

Zick: OH YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Gaz Membrane, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Perry the Platypus, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan - Meeting Blaine and how he gave Ash a hard time


Kerbero Gangan was next.

Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) It's about time you guys met Blaine. Is it true that he gave Ash a hard time?

Gaz: Yes it sure is true. It took Ash two tries to beat him. The first was with Pikachu and then the next was with Charizard.

Princess Luna: But it was a really tough battle and worth the challenge.

Moondust: Yes it sure was tough from what we heard. But we're proud of Ash for that.

Snowdrop: We sure are. My strategy would have been to use an incredibly powerful water Pokemon on Blaine and his Magmar like Kyogre or Suicune.

Gari: That is a good strategy.

Blackout: Yes it sure is. That is a good strategy.

Phineas: Very well thought out.

Ferb: Yep.

Isabella: Awesome too.

Kerbero Gangan: It sure is. Glad you could come up with an awesome strategy like that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Gaz: DARKNESS WINS!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Rex Salazar, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Circe, Cricket, Tuck, Skwydd, Slugfest and Overkill VS Danton Black A.K.A. Multiplex - Azure is a beautiful mermaid and she was in the lagoons for over 1,000 years


Multiplex was next.

Multiplex: (to Rex) Azure's a beautiful mermaid. It's amazing how she was in the lagoons for over 1,000 years.

Rex Salazar: It sure is amazing. And the Lagoons are perfect for her here.

Pinkie Pie: They sure are and it's amazing.

Featherweight: I think it's really cool myself.

Sprocket: It sure is. I have a feeling that Azure will like it with the team.

Circe: She sure will like it.

Cricket: I think so too guys.

Tuck: Yeah she sure will. And her hair is beautiful too.

Skwydd: It sure is.

Multiplex: As beautiful as the sky. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.

Rex Salazar: ALL RIGHT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Black Widow, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Cricket Green, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - Rarity's First Ambassador Mission


Shade was next.

Shade: (to Black Widow) I heard Rarity had her first ambassador mission. How was it?

Black Widow: It was really fun. She went to meet the Kiramagers and she got to take down one of the Jamen.

Rarity: Oh it was so fun! I had a lot of fun on that one darlings.

Sweetie Belle: I can't wait to see who Rarity will be facing next.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was so awesome. They took down Vise Jamen.

Shade: That is cool! Also did he really give Nico a bad headache?

Black Widow: He sure did. Nico had a vise clamped on his head and he was too tough to go through a headache like that.

Shade: Well just a forewarning that in the future when we have the usual battles with the Kiramagers Monsters you may face Tooth Decay Jamen.

Sweetie Belle: (CRINGES) I saw that one with Eli and me really felt the pain on that one!

Cricket Green: Yeah that one was painful.

Shade: Yeah no kidding! Rita Loud would have a field day on that one. Lets do it!

They fired waves of jewels, water, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Black Widow: All right!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Volcana, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Firecracker Burst, Fire Skylanders, Kameo, Kalus, Zuko and Azula VS Larxene - Thank goodness we didn't go to Jonestown


Larxene was next.

Larxene: (to Volcana) Thank God you guys didn't go to Jonestown! (shudders) Especially with its' bad reputation.

Volcana: Yeah Jonestown is very infamous. Even after all these years in 1978, the deaths of 918 people still are felt all over the world.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that was terrible back then. If Jim Jones was stopped in time they would have been saved.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was awful.

Firecracker Burst: He was a monster. What a horrible atrocity.

Sunburn: Yeah what a horrible place back then.

Kameo: It sure was. Jim Jones was a monster.

Kalus: He needed to be stopped but they didn't do so in time.

Zuko: If only something was done earlier then it would have been prevented.

Larxene: Yeah it would have. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Volcana: OH YEAH! FEEL THE BURN!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Lewa, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Chowder, Mung, Panini, Schnitzel, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty - During one of my rescues we met Moby Jerk and Johnny Bravo Met him a long time ago but if we met Johnny Bravo would all the women on the team beat him up?


Kitty was next.

Kitty: (to Lewa) During one of J.D.'s rescues, you guys met Moby Jerk, who Johnny Bravo met a long time ago. You think if we met Johnny Bravo himself, all the women on the team would beat him up?

Lewa: Absolutely. Johnny Bravo would get beaten to a pulp all over by every woman on the team. He may be an idiot but I think he just wants a friend or a woman that loves him.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah he is a strange guy.

Starshine Sparkle: But he is crazy too. Even if all the women hate him he is a funny guy.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah he sure is.

Spyro: Johnny is a funny guy too. He has gotten into all kinds of painful and crazy shenanigans.

Chowder: That's true. He also has great hair too.

Panini: I agree on that one.

Mung: He also is a big strong and handsome fella.

Schnitzel: Radda radda. (Yes he sure is.)

Kitty: Yep he sure is. Even though many women hate his guts he is funny and silly. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, magic and energy and smashed her down.

Lewa: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Wes Collins, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Jack Dawson, Ember and Amorpho VS Villamax - Amazing that there is a lagoon filled desert in Northeastern Brazil


Villamax was next.

Villamax: (to Wes) It's amazing that there is a lagoon filled desert in Northeastern Brazil. I thought water and deserts don't mix.

Wes: Well we found out in documentaries that the sand and gravel here is hard and doesn't let the water soak into the ground. It just collects here and makes perfect lagoons.

Applejack: That is really cool.

Apple Bloom: It sure is amazing too.

Flashwing: Yes it sure is.

Jack Dawson: I agree and in my years I didn't know this place was around.

Villamax: It is really cool. Wait aren't you Jack Dawson?

Jack Dawson: That's right and I was on the R.M.S. Titanic when it sank in 1912.

Wes: J.D. and everyone found him on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean at 12,514 feet down and he was frozen in a block of ice. Miraculously the cold kept him alive and after 105 years they found him and thawed him out and he is now in the 21st Century.

Villamax: But that's impossible! The last survivor of the Titanic died in 2009 and there are no more survivors left after 110 years.

Jack Dawson: I was shocked myself and it took me a while to adjust.

Wes: J.D. called a press conference in Washington D.C. and told everyone about it.

Wes showed the press conference from chapter 213.


Me: Good afternoon everyone. I'm sorry for interrupting your afternoon time, but 6 hours ago me, my sister and my friends here made an incredible discovery near the wreckage of the sunken ship the Titanic. As you all know 105 years ago on April 15th, 1912 the R.M.S. Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk in the Northern Atlantic Ocean and resulted in the deaths of 1500 people. It was truly a terrible tragedy. Also as you all know there are no survivors of the Titanic left as of 2009. But that is where you are wrong. 6 hours ago we made an incredible discovery at 12,514 feet down. We found here Jack Dawson who was presumed deceased 105 years ago when the Titanic sunk. But miraculously he lived. We found him cryogenically frozen in a block of ice at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean near the wreck of the Titanic. We thawed him out and here he is 105 years later alive and well. The cold down at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean froze him in time in ice and miraculously kept him alive for 105 years. If any of you from either Europe or any part of the United States know Jack here from your family history please do not hesitate to come forward and speak to him and do everything you can to help him. Jack here is a man who has been through a terrible ordeal on the Titanic and he is in a completely different world than what he was in more than a century ago.


Villamax: Wow! That is incredible! Jack that must've been a huge shock.

Jack Dawson: It was. But I'm still learning here.

Villamax: Well take your time. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, apples, crystal and energy and smashed him down.

Wes: YEAH!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Ino Yamanaka, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Mowgli, Shanti, Baloo, Bagheera, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax - Evil Scarlett tried to destroy all of Pahkatew Island in British Columbia and then tried to hurt Maria and so on


Hydrax was next.

Hydrax: (to Ino) Evil Scarlett tried to destroy all of Pahkatew Island in British Columbia. And she also had the nerve to accuse Maria of planning to betray J.D.?!

Ino: YEAH! She would never do that! Carol saved Maria from herself!

Fluttershy: No she wouldn't. What a monster.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding. Evil Scarlett deserves to be locked away.

Stealth Elf: Yeah she needs to be sent to prison forever too.

Mowgli: I agree myself.

Shanti: I agree too.

Baloo: Yeah she is nothing but trouble.

Bagheera: Yes I agree myself.

Tayuya: Fuck that bitch!

Hydrax: No kidding there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed her down.

Ino: YEAH! That was awesome!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer - Hogwarts is an amazing place


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Hogwarts is an Amazing Place.

Fiona Hernandez: It sure is and the magic and lessons it gives is awesome. I read the Harry Potter Books back when I was a little girl and they were awesome. Hogwarts has a history dating back to over 1,000 years ago in the 10th Century.

Himiko Toga: Yeah and it has a lot of magic and secrets waiting to be discovered.

Apple Bloom: The cool part is that it has 4 houses that were made by the 4 Great Founders.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah! Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin.

Scootaloo: But what really infuriates me is that Salazar Slytherin thinks that ONLY Pureblood Wizards can learn magic. He was a total racist.

Diamond Tiara: He sure was. Thank goodness we destroyed him forever.

Silver Spoon: Yeah he has no right to decide that!

Misty Tredwell: I agree with you girls. What Voldemort, Salazar Slytherin and his followers did was unforgivable.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I agree there too. Voldemort was a genocidal racist. He was gonna wipe out the entire human race just so Pureblood Wizards can reign supreme. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and energy and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon - Terrible how Voldemort and his followers wanted to wipe out the entire human race


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: It's horrible how Voldemort and his followers wanted to wipe out the entire human race.

Marie Hernandez: Yeah no kidding! They were going to wipe out 7.3 billion innocent people. He called it Salazar Slytherin's "Noble Work." But in our eyes, that so-called Noble Work is nothing but Genocide, Murder, Racism and Pureblood Supremacy.

Ibara Shiozaki: Voldemort, Salazar Slytherin and their followers are nothing but faithless and heartless monsters that needed to be destroyed.

Frozen Fright: Yeah no kidding! What they have done shows that they are monsters of pure evil.

Thunder Terror: J.D. said that everything that Voldemort did over the years REALLY makes his blood boil.

Magma Gloom: I don't blame him one bit for getting mad like that at people like Voldemort. Tom Marvolo Riddle was the Devil of Wizards.

Toxic Horror: What he did makes him 1,000,000,000 times worse than the devil himself.

Louie PoisonSea: He was beyond pure evil incarnate.

Weddinmon: Yeah no kidding. I'm glad he was destroyed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful Five: FEARFUL 5 WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte - Why does Voldemort want to destroy the entire human race?


Marcel was next.

Marcel: Why did Voldemort and his followers want to destroy the entire human race?

Nicole Hernandez: He wanted to achieve total Pureblood Dominance and the only way to do that was to destroy the entire human race and he also thought that all Muggleborn Wizards were inferior. And the only way to get rid of them was to kill them all. Including 7.3 billion people.

Marcel: THAT'S GENOCIDE AND RACISM ON A GRAND SCALE!

Star Swirl: That is beyond pure evil. Voldemort really was worse than the Devil himself.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He needed to be destroyed and thank goodness he was.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yes thank goodness he was. He was beyond pure evil.

Mistmane: Yeah no kidding. What a ruthless and heartless monster.

Flash Magnus: Not to mention he was ugly too.

Mage Meadowbrook: So many people died because of him.

Gusty the Great: But at least Team Loud Phoenix Storm brought them all back.

Clover the Clever: Thank goodness for that too.

Carly Atlas: The best part is that anyone that anyone that follows the ways of Voldemort is declared a traitor. And they call it Voldemortism. It's like Nazism except for the Wizarding World. The Punishment: Eternal Imprisonment in The Comet Lovejoy Prison.

Marcel: Very good punishment and a good term. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung - Why does the Digimon Emperor want to rule the Digital World?


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: Why did the Digimon Emperor want to rule the Digital World.

Natasha Hernandez: Well it was a false rule actually. Ken Ichijouji was actually brainwashed. He was transformed from a sweet and kind boy into a ruthless and heartless tyrannical beast bent on ruling the Digital World with an Iron Fist.

Princess Celestia: But when Nico found out that he was going to use an old enemy of the Digidestined's past into making a Digimon, Nico snapped and swore to take him down by himself. Nico discovered his powers back then and killed Ken by accident.

Princess Luna: That was terrible that he went through all that.

Princess Cadance: Blame MaloMyotismon for all that. He transferred his essence into Nico to make him forever haunted by his past.

Minuette: And Xemnas resurfaced old foes inside Nico thus starting the 20 Days of Darkness.

Twinkleshine: Luckily we were all warned that it was all going to happen.

Su Yung: What was going to happen during those times?

Twinkleshine: Well from January 23rd to February 11th, 2021 we were dealing with those horrible events. First came beating up Skinner's mother Agnes, Then trying to take down King Stefan and his kingdom.

Lemon Hearts: Trying to through Daniel Mockridge out a window, trying to kill Burgundy.

Moondancer: Releasing the Sullen 6 from prison, Trying to kill the Flim Flam Brothers.

Lyra Heartstrings: Beat up Gary and Betty, Releasing Marge from her Prison Portrait.

Sunset Shimmer: Reading SpongeBob's Diary to Rotwood and posse, Trying to kill Iron Will.

Twilight Sparkle: And beat up Seifer and his gang in Twilight Town.

Su Yung: My goodness. And I heard about the Sullen 6. They did more terrible things.

Brittney: Yeah they sure did.

Misty Tredwell: Those 20 days will forever haunt the team for years to come.

Su Yung: I can tell. I'm sorry that happened to you all. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and darkness and smashed her down.

Natasha Hernandez: DARKNESS FALLS!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao - What caused all of Nome to get sick in 1925


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: What caused all of Nome to get sick in 1925?

Catherine Iroh: I've actually read all about that back when I was younger and it was awful. What happened back then was a terrible Diphtheria Epidemic and kids were dying all over. They also ran out of Diphtheria Antitoxin and urgently requested for more. They tried to get it by sea but the pack ice came and prevented that. They tried to do it by air but whiteout conditions and blizzards made that impossible. The best way to get the medicine was get it up to Nenana in Northeastern Alaska which was 550 east of Nome. The fastest dogs were chosen for it and Balto went out to help them after they got lost. Balto came back and was declared a hero. And Alaska wasn't even a state back then until 1959.

Layla MacKenzie: That was really awesome. Lily helped Balto out too. That was really brave of her.

Sakura Avalon: Lily sure was brave there. We're really proud of her.

Madison Taylor: There's even an amazing statue of her in Nome and in New York City.

Chelsea: That is so awesome.

Nikki: That is really amazing too.

Rita (Cardcaptors): It sure is cool.

Kero: Yeah it sure was awesome for Lily.

Li: She is really brave to have endured treacherous and freezing conditions like that.

Yue (Cardcaptors): I heard that the musher was knocked unconscious and Lily and Balto took over for him.

Carly Atlas: That's right and it was awesome.

Misty Tredwell: I thought it was awesome too.

Admiral Zhao: Wow! Lily is a brave girl to have done that. Lets do it!

Catherine did some stances and fired a massive blast of fire and they fired waves of magic and elements and smashed him down.

Catherine Iroh: FOR THE FIRE NATION!

Sakura Avalon: That was amazing!


Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou - What was Himiko's favorite part of the whole competition


LeFou was next.

LeFou: Out of this entire competition what was your favorite part of it?

Himiko Toga: My favorite part out of this whole thing was when we went to the islands all over the world. We did a lot of island hopping.

Princess Platinum: That was most fun in that.

Commander Hurricane: It sure was fun. I loved the islands myself.

Chancellor Puddinghead: That was awesome.

Smart Cookie: I thought so myself. I loved the part where we faced Dr. Salazar in Colombia. That was cool.

Private Pansy: That was really fun. I liked Venezuela.

Clover the Clever: It was all really fun.

Penance: I agree there too.

LeFou: It all really was fun in my opinion. Especially when I got to sing Nico the song I used to cheer up Gaston. That was cool!

Himiko Toga: That was awesome. That was another one of my favorite parts.

LeFou: It sure was cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.

Himiko Toga: ALL RIGHT! That was fun!

Princess Platinum: That was great!


Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire - What was really amazing was how the Hernandez Sisters had a mission in Colombia


Sunfire was next.

Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) What was really amazing was how the Hernandez Sisters had that mission to redeem the Malenque Tribe in Colombia.

Rhonda Monroe: Yeah that was really awesome! We had no idea that they were given such a tremendous burden back then.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah that was really cool. They were chosen by the gods of the sun themselves to cleanse the Malenque and redeem them.

Izzy Moonbow: My guess is that after the plague backfired on them centuries ago they were sent into Purgatory and were forbidden to enter the afterlife until one of their descendants of future generations can destroy evil family members.

Sunfire: That is a most very good theory.

Hitch Trailblazer: That was a really awesome mission though.

Pipp Petals: It sure was and we're glad that their mission was done.

Zipp Storm: Same here. That was awesome.

Himiko Toga: It sure was cool.

Diamond Tiara: I thought it was amazing too.

Cozy Glow: Same here and we're happy that she redeemed the Malenque.

Sunfire: That is a good thing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and fire and smashed him down.

Rhonda Monroe: FIRE IS POWER!

Sunny Starscout: That was awesome!


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire - We did a lot of island hopping in the competition


Witchfire was next.

Witchfire: You guys did a lot of Island Hopping in this entire competition.

Shinoa: We sure did and that was so awesome. We went to the islands of Palau, Mauritius, Comoros, Cayman Islands, Maldives and the Bahamas.

Me: Yeah we sure did and they were all really awesome to have fun and do those awesome challenges. Many of those islands were in Typhoon, Hurricane and Cyclone territory. Thank goodness we didn't go through a hurrican.

Brittany Gress: Yeah that is a good thing that didn't happen.

Witchfire: No kidding. And J.D. I heard you saw what it was like to be in a hurricane yourself.

Me: I sure did and it was terrifying. It felt like I was stuck in a huge swirling thunderstorm that was over 500 miles wide, 10 miles high and packed powerful winds, rain, lightning and energy.

Witchfire: Wow! That is incredible. Lets do it!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL! (HOWLS)

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON!

We fired waves of blue fire and energy and smashed her down.

Shinoa Hiragi: TAKE THAT!

Me: (HOWLS) That was awesome!


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Allie Wilde, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sugarcoat, Sunny Flare, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance VS Abacus Cinch - What was your favorite movie growing up


Abacus Cinch was next.

Abacus Cinch: What was your favorite movies growing up?

Irena Malkovich: Oh that is a tough one but I have so many of them. I liked The Little Mermaid because it was an awesome story.

Allie Wilde: I like Tarzan. So awesome.

Indigo Zap: I liked the Air Bud Movies. They were awesome.

Lemon Zest: They are cool. I liked FernGully. That was cool.

Sugarcoat: Star Trek for me because it had a lot of logical fun.

Sunny Flare: I liked The Rescuers. Great series there.

Sour Sweet: I liked Robin Hood from Disney and that was awesome.

Frosty Orange: The Ice Age Movies for me.

Twilight Sparkle: Those movies are all awesome. I mostly am a documentary lover myself.

Princess Cadance: I like all movies and they were awesome.

Abacus Cinch: They are awesome too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.

Irena Malkovich: Canada is awesome!

Indigo Zap: YEAH!


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn - (ANGRY ABOUT EVA BEING MADDER THAN SHE IS)


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 그 어느 때보다 나를 미치게 만드는 것은 나보다 더 미치고 더 화를 내는 토탈 드라마의 아픈 패배자가 있다는 것입니다! 나도 그것을 위해 에바를 파괴할 것이다! 그녀는 그녀를 보면 나를 아프게합니다! (What makes me madder than ever is that there is one of the Total Drama sore losers that is madder and more infuriated than me! I will destroy Eva for that too! She makes me sick looking at her!)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 에바에게 그렇게 화를 낸 것에 대해 당신을 조금도 비난하지 않습니다. 그녀의 모습은 그녀가 한 조각의 인간성도 남아 있지 않고 영원히 저주 받아야 할 분노와 분노에 사로 잡힌 괴물에 불과하다는 것을 보여줍니다. 그녀의 부모는 절대적으로 사악한 괴물을 낳았습니다! (I don't blame you one bit for getting mad at Eva like that. What she is shows that she is nothing but an angry and rage obsessed monster that has no humanity left in her one bit and for that she needs to be cursed forever. Her parents gave birth to an absolutely evil monster!)

Sam S.L.: Yeah she is a total Rage-aholic!

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 그 성난 괴물은 그녀가 뼛속까지 순수한 악이며 우리 모두가 안전하려면 영원히 감옥에 있어야 한다는 것을 보여주고 있습니다. (That raging monster is showing that she is pure evil to the core and she needs to be in prison forever for all of us to be safe.)

Finn: I agree too. Eva is a monster!

Princess Bubblegum: A totally unhinged and unstable rage-aholic monster.

Flame Princess: Yeah she is pure evil.

Eli: No kidding. And I don't think any amount of Anger Management therapy can do her any good.

Lady Flamicorn: 나는 당신 모두와 거기에 동의합니다. 하지만 그녀를 보면 백만 개의 태양의 힘으로 그녀를 태워버릴 것입니다! 해보자! (I agree there with all of you. But if I see her I will incinerate her with the power of a million suns! Lets do it!)

They fired waves of fire and candy and elements and smashed her down.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Awesome job comrades!

Sam S.L.: Yeah baby!


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal - We have met lots of cavepeople over the years


Kru'll the Eternal was next.

Kru'll the Eternal: We met lots of amazing Cavepeople over the years.

Logan White: Yes we sure have and that is so awesome.

Tyranno Hassleberry: Boy we sure did. I thought it was really awesome seeing prehistoric people in the 21st Century.

Aylene Carter: It sure is cool.

Littlefoot: Yeah no kidding. That is so awesome.

Cera: I think it's really cool.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Spike nodded.

Kru'll the Eternal: I agree too with all of you. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Logan White: YEAH! (TYRANNOSAURUS ROAR!)

Tyranno Hassleberry: That was so awesome!


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine - Amazing how beautiful the oceans and the islands all over the world are


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: It's amazing how beautiful the oceans and the islands all over Earth are.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) I think they are all awesome myself too. They are really beautiful.

Bai Tza: They sure are and it's amazing that there are so many of them all over the world too.

Maria: They sure are cool and beautiful. Many places all over the world are.

Girl Jordan: Yes they are awesome and beautiful.

Genki: I think so too. They are cool.

Holly: I agree on that too.

Baddie Undine: Me too. It's awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Laniya Momoshiki: ALL RIGHT!

Bai Tza: YEAH BABY!


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water) - Eva sure has a nasty and explosive temper that needs to be stopped


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Eva has one nasty explosion temper and she needs to get that stopped.

Laura Wynn: In all honesty I don't think any amount of anger management techniques are gonna stop her.

Crysta: No I don't think they will.

Laney: That girl is a monster that is bent on destruction.

Ren: Yeah she gets mad at the slightest of things.

Tula: Eva is a raging beast.

Ioz: Chongo-Longo she sure is!

Niddler: Yeah no kidding!

Morpho: Yes I agree there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.

Laura Wynn: YEAH BABY!


Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor - We cursed a bunch of the sore losers and had a lot of great missions on this whole competition.


The Chocolate Sailor was next.

Chocolate Sailor: We cursed a bunch of the sore losers of Total Drama and had a lot of great missions on this whole competition.

Sonya Furya: Boy we sure did and they all were so much fun!

Mary Knudson: Yeah we all had a lot of fun on this entire competition!

Lola: Yeah no kidding! This entire competition was great.

Lori: I agree there. It was all literally awesome.

Chocolate Sailor: Shame we all didn't go to Switzerland or Belgium. That would have been cool to make chocolates there.

Sonya Furya: And I do love great chocolate.

Chocolate Sailor: Me too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Sonya Furya: YEAH!

Mary Knudson: OH YEAH!


Jungle Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Cana Alberona, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lucy Loud VS Crustaceo


Crustaceo was next.

Nico: This will be fun!

Nico teleported and opened Crustaceo's safe and it had a bunch of swords and books called the Swords and Spellbooks of the Thunderbird, large swords with the symbol of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged electric blue blades, large thunderbird wings for the crossguards, large electric blue gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large electric blue gems with surrounding thunderbird wings for the pommels and large electric blue leatherbound spellbooks with a Thunderbird and electric blue gem on the covers of the spellbooks and in the spellbooks are some awesome lightning spells which are bound to give enemies a nasty shock. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Cana Alberona: This will be fun!

Rangers: CLAW CANNON! POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!

RJ: WOLF BEAM!

Dominic: RHINO SHOOTER!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Crustaceo and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Crustaceo you have failed this country!

Cana Alberona: That was really fun.

Then a teal green light appeared on on Cana's right ring finger and it formed into a new Spirit Ring. It was a teal green Hermit Crab Spirit Animal Ring!

Cana Alberona: My own Spirit Animal Ring!

Isabelle came.

Isabelle: The Hermit Crab spirit is perfect for you Cana. It represents comfort, calculation, intelligence, patience, resourcefulness, communication, being social and scavenging.

Cana Alberona: Wow! That is awesome.

Then a teal light appeared and it landed in her hand and it was a HERMIT CRAB ZORD ANIMAL CRYSTAL!

Cana Alberona: The Hermit Crab Wild Zord Crystal.

Nico: That is awesome.

Cana then had a Crystal Saber appear too.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Evil Scarlett!

Gia: This is for saying all that stuff to Maria, bitch!

POW!

She punched Evil Scarlett in the face and broke her nose!

Nico: Nice shot Gia. But yeah! You had no right to talk that way to Maria!

Carol: Especially to someone that I love like a sister!

KROW!

Carol did a drop kick and smashed her feet into her face!

Nico: TAKE THAT!

Nico, Eli, me, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenryoku Zenkai Cannons!

Nico: (Turns Dial) SECRET POWER OF JUSTICE!

Nico summoned the Blue Gorenger, Green JAKQ, Pink Gokaiger, Gold Go-Busters, and Yellow Lupinranger!

Eli: (Turns Dial) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!

Eli summoned the Green Zyuranger, Black Abaranger, Pink Kyoryuger, and Gold Ryusoulger!

Me: (Turns Dial) BARKING BEAST POWER!

I summoned the Yellow Sun Vulcan, Pink Liveman, Green Jetman, Blue Gingaman, White Gaoranger, and World Zyuohger!

Me: Darn shame there were only three Sun Vulcan Rangers back then.

Zarya Moonwolf: (Turns Dial) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

Zarya summoned the Blue Goggle V, Green Ohranger, White Magiranger, Black Goseiger, and Orange ToQger!

Jared: (Turns Dial) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!

Jared summoned the Blue Turboranger, Green Carranger, Yellow Boukenger, Black Go-Onger, and Pink Kiramager!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kyurangers!

Nico: Lets get her!

We went at her and pulverized and smashed her all over the place.

SMASH POW BLAM WHAP WHOMP THWOMP BIFF CRACK KROW!

Blitz: Hope you like me when I bite you!

CHOMP!

He bit her right in her butt!

KROW BLAM SMASH WHAP BIFF SMASH!

Colleen was smashing her all over with powerful kicks!

Exile: (Russian Accent) Hope you like getting cold feet!

He fired blasts of ice lasers from his eyes and froze Evil Scarlett up to her waste in ice.

Hunter (Road Rovers): MUZZLE HER BOY!

Muzzle: REAH!

He was released and Muzzle lunged at Evil Scarlett and roared ferociously and smashed, pulverized and ripped her apart!

Seeryn, Gintanai and Wrenges blasted and pulverized Evil Scarlett all over the place with incredible fury!

Ariana the Banshee, Kim, Flywheels, Sabrina, Ripster and Freeway used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Flywheel's Laser Cannon, Freeway's Homing Grenades and Ariana, Kim, Ripster and Sabrina's powers 100-fold!

Ariana the Banshee and Kim: SPY BANSHEE BLAST!

Flywheels and Sabrina (Pokemon): PSYCHIC LASER MEGABLAST!

Ripster and Freeway: SHARK GRENADE ULTRA BLAST!

Trickster and Raimundo: TRICK WIND BLAST!

Firefly and Lola: FIRESTORM INCINERATION BLAST!

Plastique and Shope: EXPLOSIVE LIGHTNING ENERGY BURST!

Whiteout and Squirrel Girl: WHITE SQUIRREL NUT SHOWER!

Ghost and Ariel: MAELSTROM OF NEPTUNE!

Gearhead and Thor: LIGHTNING JETSKI BLAST!

Molten Man and Kaz: VOLCANIC LAVA DELUGE!

Loki and May: ICE OF MISCHIEF BLAST!

Cad Bane and Jack Landors: CORUSCANT MEGABLAST!

Vortex and Aerrow: STORM OF JUSTICE BLAST!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Nico, Lana, Lola and Scarlett: GENEROSITY OF JUSTICE JEWEL STORM!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Herbie, Scarlett, Azure, Tecna and Maggie: BLUE TECHNOGENIUS SUPERBLAST!

They fired waves of energy and jewels.

Lincoln: FISH ELEMENT STYLE: ARMORHEADS!

Jinx (League of Legends): FISH EXPLOSION STYLE: AIRSAC CATFISH!

Peni Parker: FISH WEB STYLE ASIAN CARP!

Jessica Shannon: FISH STING STYLE: PENCILFISH!

Yuna Kamihara: FISH WATER STYLE: PANCAKE BATFISH!

Toph: FISH EARTH STYLE: PARADISE FISH!

Tatsumaki: FISH WIND STYLE: PUFFERFISH!

Hilda: (British Accent) FISH FIRE STYLE: SAILFISH!

Kyoko: FISH LIGHTNING STYLE: SUCKERFISH!

Misako: FISH LAVA STYLE: ALLIGATOR GAR!

R. Mika: FISH LIGHT STYLE: RAINBOW TROUT!

Juri HAn: FISH DARK STYLE: BULLHEAD SHARK!

Giga Mermaid: FISH WATER STYLE: BLACK DRAGONFISH!

Menat: FISH STAR STYLE: BARRACUDA!

Kei: FISH LIGHT STYLE: DARTFISH!

Yuri: FISH DARK STYLE: EAGLE RAY!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said fish.

Lincoln and his harem: FISH FINAL SMASH: FISHY RAMPAGE!

They summoned all the fishes from all around to attack Evil Scarlett and the blasts all hit her and smashed her all over and then Bobby trapped her in a crystal and then I put the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse on her and beamed her over to the Pluto Prison.

Scarlet: My Dark Side's finally been taught a lesson.

Shade: She sure has.

Larxene: Serves that bitch right for insulting Maria.

Kitty: Like Maria would ever do that!

Nico: Yeah!

Villamax: And now, tomorrow's the last challenge.

Hydrax: I can't even believe there's only 1 left already!

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Don: And the last challenge is gonna be in Mexico. You're gonna be in for an awesome time in that one.

?: I will make you all pay for what you did in destroying me and sending me to prison, Cooper Gang!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Sly Cooper: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, General Tsao.

A figure came out, and it was none other than General Tsao, another old enemy of Sly Cooper from long ago.

Brittney Knudson: I should've known you'd come crawling out from the grave again, General Tsao, you just don't even know when to quit, do you?

General Tsao: I will have my revenge on you for ruining my plans, Cooper Gang!

Then, Giga Mermaid fired a powerful blast of blue energy and water at General Tsao, and got him all wet.

Giga Mermaid: I've had it up to hear with you to last a lifetime, you walking feather duster.

Suddenly, Giga Mermaid's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with ocean waves and mermaids, and as she approached General Tsao, she left blue energy, ocean waves, and mermaids with every step. Then, Giga Mermaid was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding it, there was a mermaid swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Giga Mermaid emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Giga Mermaid grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark blue hair that runs past her hips with jellyfish worn as hair accessories, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with ocean waves and mermaids surrounding her, she has a mermaid with the Water Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead and she still has her large blue jewel on her forehead, and suddenly, Giga Mermaid felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive dark blue angel wings with green tips on the large dark blue feathers with drops of water coming from them, sprouted out of her back, she has on mermaid earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and the Water Kanji in her hands on her fish fin-like ears and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with dark blue crystal links and a Thunderbird and a mermaid with dark blue gems for eyes and the Water Kanji for the pendant, she has on a dark blue sleeveless blouse, light blue strapless sea shell bra with green phoenix on it, green fish-scale pants with ocean waves on the legs on her legs, green sandals, and a long sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails, and a mermaid surrounded by ocean wavs on the back, and Giga Mermaid has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and we saw that she also has her large dark green mermaid tail.

Giga Mermaid has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fish head with dark blue gems for eyes and a large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle above her waist, along with her belt of light blue fins around her hips, and large pink fins poking out from underneath, large dark blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large dark blue Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large dark blue Protector of The Secrets of The Mermaids spellbook on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the mermaid that said, "Giga Mermaid, Queen of the Mermaids, Friend of Shantae, Protector of The Mermaid's Secrets, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water and Mermaids."

ギガマーメイド、マーメイドの女王、シャンティの友人、マーメイドの秘密の守護者、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして水と人魚のマスター

Giga Mermaid has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE MAELSTROM MERMAID ANGEL OF AQUATIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

Suddenly, we saw that Giga Mermaid and the many mermaids in Lincoln's harem now have new large swords on their backs called Poseidon's Ocean Swords of Maelstrom Justice, which were created with the merging of the Swords of Poseidon along with the Swords of The Neptune Crusaders, they're new large swords with 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blades with mermaids and the Greek God of the Seas, Poseidon, and the symbol of The Neptune Crusaders, etched on the blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer blue fish-scaled decorated handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels.

We were amazed by the Super Angel Infinity transformation of Giga Mermaid, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, but when General Tsao saw it, he flew into a rage and tried to fire a blast of black magic to kill her, but he couldn't, as he was unaware Lincoln stripped him of his black magic before we came to French Guinea. Then, Giga Mermaid fired a powerful blast of blue energy with ocean waves and it hits General Tsao, and it drowned him.

Lincoln: Wow, Giga Mermaid, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Giga Mermaid: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Maelstrom Mermaid and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deep fry this evil chicken?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Giga Mermaid.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that bad piece of poultry.

Lincoln and Giga Mermaid went after General Tsao, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mermaids, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their massive swords, and they slashed off his armor, and then, Lincoln fired a powerful blast of fire, and the blast fried him, and it turned him into a cooked whole chicken for dinner tonight, and his spirit was then Super Hakaied for good and banished to Oblivion. We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Giga Mermaid holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Giga Mermaid's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive dark blue angel wings are permanent.

Giga Mermaid: That's it for that bad chicken and we have dinner for tonight. Thanks for helping me with taking care of that bad chicken, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Giga Mermaid.

Suddenly, Giga Mermaid wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Giga Mermaid's waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Giga Mermaid's face, they kissed passionately as Giga Mermaid wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she'd placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, along with ocean waves crashing behind them, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and we heard mermaids singing, along with the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Now, that was so awesome. And thanks to Lincoln and Giga Mermaid, we've got dinner tonight.

Me: And we got rid of another enemy of The Cooper Gang for good.

Panda King: That's correct, J.D., and thanks to Giga Mermaid and Lincoln, my daughter will never be threatened by General Tsao ever again.

Me: This was definitely an awesome day, first on your rescue, Nico, we got rid of Delores Umbridge for good in Hogwarts, then on Lincoln's rescue, we destroyed Badaxdra and we helped Dexter from getting a reprimand about his lab from his parents, we found mermaids in the awesome lagoons of Lencois Maranhenses National Park, we also thrashed Evil Scarlett who was really and insanely mad with us, and Lincoln and Giga Mermaid fried General Tsao and Super Hakaied his spirit for good.

Nico: And there's more where that came from.

Me: We have one last challenge after this.

Scarlett: (To the viewers) This was so awesome and fun. We have one last challenge left. Hope you are ready for the finisher.

Nico: Yep.

We went back to the Floating Fortress for the last challenge in Mexico.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 11 done.

French Guiana was awesome. But this chapter was for the awesome Lencois Maranhenses National Park and it was beautiful. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in on Gemina and we're gonna go after one of the minor enemies of the Mysticons and we're going to face Star-Goyle. Nico, me, Azulongmon and Eli are gonna go and we're also going to meet an Electrudinea gene-slammer named Ariana "Blitz" Wolfenstein and she is a funny girl that makes awesome jokes about everything and even insults bad guys all over. She even has s hig in a comedy club and is Nico's friend in Cooking Class. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the awesome movie Courage the Cowardly Dog episode Curtain of Cruelty and they are also going to meet an Evil HERO Sinister Necrom Gene-Slammer named Reggie McDonald is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she is one of the strongest umbrakinesis masters ever. She also has beaten Lynn in any sport ever known. Also she protected Lincoln from Lynn's wrath many times before and even during the worst of her fury. The next chapter for the last part of the competition is gonna be in Mexico and we're going to face Alejandro for the grand finale of the contest and he is gonna do everything he can to try and kill us and get the prize money for himself. We're going to face him in Mexico City and we're going to fight him in a castle and it will be deadly.

See you all tomorrow