HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY 2022 EVERYONE!


It was once again what would have been the most feared day for Nico and his family as well as the Loud's. But not this time because Luan and Connor have their Dark Sides locked in crystal. In my room I was waking up.

Me: (YAWNS) Man I was really tired.

Eli: Morning bro. You were asleep the entirety of the rest of the day and the night.

Me: Wow I must've been really tired after having fun in that competition.

Eli: Yep.

I went and got dressed and then I went to the table.

Nico: Morning Sleeping Beauty.

Me: Morning Nico.

Nico: Better be careful though. It's April Fools Day.

Me: I know.

I then sat down and then…

FAAAAAARRRRRRTTTT!

Me: Whoa! Pardon me!

I looked and I saw that I sat on a Whoopee Cushion!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) APRIL FOOLS!

Me: (LAUGHS) Good one Nico! You got me. Hey what's that on your shirt?

Nico: Where?

POINK!

I flicked Nico on his nose.

Nico: HEY!

Me: (Laughs) APRIL FOOLS!

Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) Good one!

We got to eating breakfast.

Eli: That was funny.


Later, Flying over Budapest in Hungary, me, Nico, Eli, Marceline and the Goths of Darkness were flying over the city and even in the day it still showed a creepy flair.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Marceline

Marceline: No problem Nico. Feels weird flying like this in the middle of the day though.

Brittney: Yeah you get used to it though. But it's really awesome that our next rescue is in Budapest.

Me: One of my favorite cities.

Eli: Mine too. It's beautiful.

Nico: Is it okay if we do our entrance here?

Me: Sure. And the scans show that we're going to meet some vampires.

Nico: Oh boy.

Eli: Wait I sense that they are familiar vampires too. Vampires that I know.

Nico: Wow.

Eli used the Force and found them in an underground lair.

Eli: Under that manhole.

Nico: We'll have to do our entrance later.

We went to the manhole and I opened it and we went down it.

Nico: And after Vakama's mission today, expect more April Fool's pranks from me.

Me: I'm counting on it.

We then heard voices and we followed them. We then saw vampires and they then saw us!

Brittney: Vampires!

David (Underworld): (Czech accent) What are you all doing here?

Selene (Underworld): Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's okay they're friends.

Eli: Selene. It's awesome to see you.

Selene (Underworld): You too Eli.

Eli: What's going on?

Selene (Underworld): I was captured.

She told us everything about what happened and how she escaped from a Research facility.

We were shocked.

Marceline: It's good to meet fellow vampires.

Natasha Hernandez: That is true.

David (Underworld): Pleasure is ours. We found this girl here.

Selene (Underworld): She's more than that. She's my daughter. We were both captured by Dr. Jacob Lane.

Me: I've heard of him. He's the director Antigen Research Labs. He's trying to make all Lycan's immune to silver.

Nico: Good luck with that.

Selene (Underworld): And he wants to kill us and eradicate all vampires.

Eli: Oh man.

Nico: We got to stop him.

Natasha and Eve were talking.

Eve: (British Accent) You're a vampire too.

Natasha Hernandez: That's right. I was born a vampire but I have the power to walk in the sunlight. I'm a pureblood Daywalking Vampire. You're part vampire yourself right?

Eve: Yes. I'm also part Lycan.

Natasha Hernandez: Wow. A human-Lycan-Vampire Hybrid. That is amazing.

Eve: Yes it sure is.

Nico: That makes you a Super-Vampire.

Natasha Hernandez: That's right. I know how it feels to be a vampire. Endless thirst for blood, vulnerabilities to sunlight, silver, garlic and Holy Water, having incredible speed, strength, power and immortality. It's amazing. But I am a vampire hero that fights for good.

Eve: That is amazing.

Eli: It sure is. Eve we will help you out.

Nico: We should probably kill Dr. Lane before he succeeds in his plan.

Me: Good idea.

Brittney: What he is doing is pure evil.

Me: Only Blade is known to kill vampires. All evil vampires.

Nico: Because evil vampires all have no idea who they are fucking around with.

Natasha Hernandez: That's right.

Eve saw her ring on her finger.

Eve: That right. That crest on your ring is the symbol of the House of Damaskinos.

Natasha Hernandez: That's right. It was given to me by Nico.

Nico: It's true.

Eve: Wow.

Selene (Underworld): We heard that the House of Damaskinos was destroyed by Blade and J.D. and Lincoln.

Nico: That's right.

Eli: What they were going to do was terrible.

Haiku: Yeah it was awful.

Nico: But anyway we need to come up with a plan.

Eli then pulled up holographic plans for the building of Antigen and our plan was to attack them from above with Silver Nitrate Gas Bombs as well as flood the entire building with molten silver.

Nico: So it's a building all run by Lycans.

Me: Wow. But this will be good.

Nico: NOW we should do our entrance.

Me: Lets lock and load!

I put silver bullets into a machine gun and so did Eli and Nico and the Goths.

We went to Antigen and then we were on the roof and in the air vents I put a huge silver nitrate C4 Bomb in the air vent and it was activated by Remote Detonator.

Nico: Ready.

Me: Here we go. Okay Lycans, make my day!

BEEP!

I pressed a button on a remote and then…

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Silver Nitrate Gas flooded the entire building like a storm and then it was burning the entirety of the Lycans in it.

We went at the building.

Quint came into the lab.

Quint: They're using silver nitrate gas! Bombs on all the floors. Molten silver poured all throughout the floors and melted many of our men. It's Subject 1. We need to evacuate.

But then the spirits of the Animals of Pain swirled around them and blasted the men and then they converged and then a blast of silver light shined onto the men and burned them into dust and we came in.

Me: You're not going anywhere!

Nico: Except Hell.

Marceline: You're through killing vampires everywhere!

Nico: We're not going to let you get away with in.

Eli: Yeah!

Nico and Eli fired blasts of energy and destroyed Quint the Super Lycan in an instant and then Eve went at Lane and she grabbed him and ripped his neck open and killed him!

Nico: NICE!

Marceline: Anything else we need to do here?

More Lycans were heard coming.

Me: We got more company!

?: I'll take care of them!

A Vladat appeared and then as the Lycans all came she fired a wave of energy and obliterated them all into nothing. Then it reverted back and was a girl with black hair, red eyes and had dark red and black clothes.

Nico: Gloria Gellespie!

Gloria Gellespie: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico.

Selene (Underworld): You are really skilled there.

Gloria Gellespie: Thanks Selene.

Marceline: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gloria Gellespie: I have a lot of memories. But most of them are in art class. But my favorite moment was when we pranked the local bully in our class. She was sleeping and me and

Nico did a really funny prank on her by painting her face to look like that of dumb clown idiot and she was the laughingstock of the whole school.

Nico: (Laughs) The Artsy-Fartsy Clown Makeup Fiasco.

Me: That is funny.

Dante: Yeah it sure is.

Gloria Gellespie: Yep.

Nico and Gloria hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Gloria Gellespie: Me too Nico.

Me: Uh we got more company.

Eli: They just keep on coming.

Me: Lets get out of here.

We teleported back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Yumi are heading to Nowhere in the Simulator, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls, but we're going to stop the Cajun Fox from turning Muriel into Granny Stew. The Simulator activated, and we're in Nowhere.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Nowhere in The Simulator, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls, but we're going to stop the Cajun Fox from turning Muriel into Granny Stew.

Nico: That's right, big guy. Since we already have the Cajun Fox in the Masters of Evil, we'll throw his Simulator counterpart in the Uranus Prison, and he'll take on the job as the prison chef there.

Lincoln: That's right, and you, Eli, J.D, Marceline, Brittney and The Goths of Darkness had a lot of fun killing the Lycans in Budapest, while helping Selene of the Vampires rescue her daughter, Eve, and her hybrid lover, Michael Corvin.

Eli: We sure did.

Me: And in the process, we also found out about the ancient blood war between the Vampires and Lycans that's been going on in Budapest for over 600 years.

Lincoln: To think there's been a secret war between Vampires and Lycans that's been raging for over 600 years and unseen by the eyes of humans, but when the Lycans began pursuing Michael Corvin for his blood, that's when things changed.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And when Selene found out that Viktor was the one who killed her family and lied to her saying that it was the Lycans that killed them, she took her revenge and killed Viktor. But, this doesn't mean we're out of the woods, we're now dealing with the Lycans, and without Lucian keeping them in check, they're now a pack of animals running loose and they need to be put down.

Yumi Ishiyama: You got that right, luckily we're well-equipped with silver nitrate bullets. Selene told us that if a silver nitrate bullet penetrates a Lycan, it goes straight into their bloodstream, and they won't be able to get it out, like with regular silver rounds.

Lincoln: Right, Yumi, and it's a good thing we also put Selene, Michael, and Eve under our protection, because like TLPS Mr. Wolf said, we're now dealing with the Lycans. But without Lucian keeping them in check, they're now a pack of animals running loose and they need to be put down.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling for help, along with hearing the sound of a loud scream. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, along with Courage and Muriel, but they've been cornered by the Cajun Fox.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the twelve girls, along with Courage and Muriel, but they've been cornered by the Cajun Fox.

?: Why that crazy Cajun Fox! Let's get him.

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Honest, appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Natasha Katariina. But, we'll have to talk later, we got a Cajun Fox to stop.

We rushed on over to the Cajun Fox's cave, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, and they hit the Cajun Fox and that allowed the twelve girls to get away, along with Courage and Muriel.

Lincoln: Sorry, Cajun Fox. Kitchen's closed.

Lincoln turned into Inferno Lincoln, as the the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned red except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep red, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned neon red, his large blue pants turn red, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned red, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts remain the same, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep red.

Then, Lincoln got out a bottle of hot sauce made of Dragon's Breath Peppers, and he drank it, and it caused blood to leak out from his tattoo. Then, he fired a powerful blast of fire from his mouth, and charbroiled the Cajun Fox and it knocked him out. Then, he sent him to the Uranus Prison, where he was made the chef of the prison's kitchen. We cheered wildly as Lincoln changed back to normal.

Nico: (Laughs) Now, that's what I call spicy. You not only transformed into Inferno Lincoln, but you also chugged a bottle of hot sauce made from Dragon's Breath Peppers, and fired a blast of fire from your mouth and charred him, awesome job, Lincoln

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. But, I'm not trying anything like that again. (To Natasha Katariina) And it's so good to see you again, Natasha.

Natasha Katariina: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Natasha Katariina and they hugged, and Natasha Katariina was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Natasha Katariina: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Natasha Katariina, I met her when she came to my school on a Foreign Exchange Program from Estonia, and she's one of my close friends.

Natasha Katariina: And I'm also one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and I was born with extremely powerful Photokinesis, and I also defended Lincoln from one of the worst bullies in the city and I show no mercy on them and I leave them in body casts for years.

Lincoln: And the worst bully she faced and defeated and sent to prison was a bully named Nathaniel Durrest, and he's a rotten to the core monster!

Nico: Whoa, we'll have to hear about that later, that probably sounds awesome.

Lincoln: Trust me, you'll love how it went down. Right now, let's get you back to normal, Natasha.

Natasha Katariina: No need, Lincoln.

Natasha Katariina reverted back to normal, and she is a beautiful 18-year-old girl with long flowing orange hair tied in a ponytail, orange eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive rainbow angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Duel Monster, Honest, and she's dressed in a sleeveless orange vest, sleeveless dark orange dress top, long orange skirt, dark orange bellbottom pants with flowers on them, dark orange high heels, and long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with angels on the coattails and on the back is the Duel Monster, Honest.

Lincoln: Wow, that's one awesome outfit, Natasha, and I got you a little something for you.

Lincoln also gave her a massive Honest-themed sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade with the Duel Monster, Honest, etched on it, large rainbow angel wings for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large rainbow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Natasha Katariina: Wow, I also love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Natasha Katariina's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Natasha Katariina: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Natasha.

Natasha Katariina had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her body, and he leaned down and kissed Natasha Katariina on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Kisaragi Alice, Astaroth, Belial, Grimm, Honoo no Heine, Lilith, Rose, Snow, and Tillis from Combatants Will Be Dispatched!, Rimu, Belza Schubach, and Kinou Shia from The Dungeon of Black Company.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kisaragi Alice, Astaroth, Belial, Grimm, Honoo no Heine, Lilith, Rose, Snow, Tillis, Rimu, Belza Schubach, and Kinou Shia.

Nico: From Combatants Will Be Dispatched! and The Dungeon of Black Company, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Kisaragi Alice: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Kisaragi Alice and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from the Cajun Fox, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Kisaragi Alice: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and the eleven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Kisaragi Alice: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, twelve Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kisaragi Alice, Astaroth, Belial, Grimm, Honoo no Heine, Lilith, Rose, Snow, Tillis, Rimu, Belza Schubach, and Kinou Shia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We exit the Simulator, and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was the Cajun Fox.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did to the Cajun Fox in the Simulator, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Natasha Katariina now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.


After Lincoln's rescue in Nowhere in the Simulator, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Natasha Katariina saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Natasha Katariina: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Natasha, and now, I can also defend myself.

Natasha Katariina: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Natasha. So, can you tell us about how you faced and defeated Nathaniel Durrest and sent him to prison?

Natasha Katariina: Gladly, Nico. One day, I was heading for the cafeteria with Lincoln to get lunch and join Clyde, Stella, Liam, Zack, and Rusty, but things got bad when Nathaniel Durrest showed up and he had a knife in hand, and that asshole was going to kill Lincoln. I got so mad at that moron, I went up to him and punched him hard in the face, and I also blasted him with a powerful blast of light, and when I spread my rainbow angel wings, everyone saw that I also had powers as well. Then, I went on to pulverize Nathaniel Durrest badly, and in the end, he was expelled from school, and I also found out from the police that he was a ROTTEN TO THE CORE MONSTER! He did it all, murders, arsons, bank robberies, kidnappings, assaults, etc. After he was expelled, he was also arrested for his many crimes in Gotham Royal York. Then, he was convicted for his crimes, thanks to my testimony and for providing the evidence of his crimes, and he was sent to prison for life.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Awesome job.

Lincoln: Yeah, it was so awesome. Plus, like I said, she's defended me from the worst bullies in all of the city, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Lori: None of us could literally take her down, because the second we do, she'll absolutely show no mercy on us and she'll leave us in body casts for years.

Eli: Ouch.

Nico: Damn. To be left in a body cast for years, I don't even want to think about that one!

May: Say, maybe you could dress up in sadomasochistic clothes and make the bullies beg for their lives.

Lincoln: May, she's not into torture.

Natasha Katariina: Lincoln's right, I'm not into torture, but if I dress up in biker clothes, it'll teach any braindead moron a lesson and send the message: cross me and my man and they die.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: If those banshees Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan saw you in biker clothes and with your man, they won't even care, they're completely heartless, sadistic, evil, bloodthirsty, monstrous, insane, and unfeeling. And I swear, if they dare break out again, they better pray we don't find them.

Lori: You said it.

Selene (Underworld): After what J.D. told us of how bad the Dark Sides of the Louds are, I'm indeed tempted to teach them a lesson they'll never forget.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Well, they're not as bad as the Lycans, or even Kraven, the Vampire Elders, Viktor and Marcus Corvinus, and Marcus' twin brother, William Corvinus, Selene. But, they got a bad reputation here in Michigan for all sorts of bad things they've done.

TLPS Ms. Tarantula: Which is why if they break out, Lincoln's going to give them the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, which'll trap them in crystal prisons and they'll be drained of their negative energy, and it'll make us stronger when we absorb the negative energy.

We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm in the TLPS World Tree Estate sounded, and when Lincoln checked it, he saw that Strider Hiryu's enemies, Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh are here, and they're causing havoc in the city.

Lincoln: Oh no, guys, Strider Hiryu's enemies, Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh are here, and they're causing havoc in the city.

Strider Hiryu: I knew it was only a matter of time before any of my enemies arrive to cause havoc.

But, before we were about to head out to deal with Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed many dark energy signals, and he saw who those figures were in the vision: it was none other than our old enemy, Claude and his werewolf cult, and they've returned from the dead to get revenge on us for killing them years ago in Paris, France. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and J.D., you're not going to like who it is: the dark energy signals I sensed belonged to Claude and the members of his werewolf cult, and they've returned from the dead to get revenge on us for killing them years ago in Paris, France.

We gasped in shock.

Me: What? Oh man, I thought we got rid of him and his werewolf cult for good years ago.

Lincoln: We did, but now, after six years, they've come back from the dead to get revenge on us. Okay, first, we'll deal with Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, then, we'll deal with Claude and the members of his werewolf cult.

Ookami Ranka the Wolf Girl: Good idea, Lincoln, and I also got this to help kill Claude.

Ookami Ranka the Wolf Girl took out a gun, and in the ammunition clip were silver nitrate bullets, the bullets that Kahn, the Death Dealer, made in response to the UV rounds of the Lycans.

When Selene saw the gun, she saw that this gun was once used by Kraven.

Selene (Underworld): Kraven's gun, where did you get that? I thought it was lost for good when Kraven was killed by Marcus Corvinus.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: I can answer that one, I found it among the ruins of Ördögház, and I gave it to Ookami Ranka the Wolf Girl, this would be in case if any of the Lycans show up from Budapest.

Eve: You feared what could happen if the Lycans show up in Gotham Royal York, that's indeed quite an insight you had.

Lincoln: Like with the many friends we meet, their enemies are now ours. Alright, everyone, let's go.

We head out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, and they hit them on the back and exploded. When Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh saw us, they were enraged.

Xi Wang Mu: Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! How dare you fools show yourselves before us? And just when we're about to kill Strider Hiryu.

Lincoln: That's not going to happen, you four are heading straight for the grave.

Suddenly, the eyes of Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala turned neon, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces and animals, and as they approach Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, they left colored energy, elemental forces, and animals with every step. Suddenly, Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with elemental forces surrounding it, there were animals running around the vortex, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, the four girls emerged, but they were changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with mammoths and flames surrounding her, she has a mammoth with the Fire Kanji in its tusks emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with white tips on the red feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on mammoth earrings with white gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in its tusks and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red crystal links and a Thunderbird and a mammoth with red gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji for the pendant, she has on a red long-sleeved jacket, sleeveless white midriff top with pink phoenix and mammoth on it, green skirt, red high heels, and a long long-sleeved red trenchcoat with mammoths and flames on the coattails, and a mammoth surrounded by flames on the back, and Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold mammoth with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its tusks for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the mammoth that said, "Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Legendary Mammoth of Prehistoric Times, Student of Private Darwin Academy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire and Mammoths."

コリモトマンマンモスガール、先史時代の伝説のマンモス、プライベートダーウィンアカデミーの学生、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてマスター火とマンモス

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl has transformed SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FIRESTORM MAMMOTH ANGEL OF PREHISTORIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

Kei grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with stars and flames surrounding her, she has a mammoth with the Fire Kanji in its tusks emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, Kei felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with pink tips on the red feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on angel earrings with white gems for eyes and the Star Kanji in its hands and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red crystal links and a Thunderbird and an angel with red gems for eyes and the Star Kanji for the pendant, she has on a white blouse, sleeveless white midriff top with red phoenix on it, white skirt, white high heels, and a long long-sleeved red trenchcoat with angels and stars on the coattails, and an angel surrounded by stars on the back, and Kei has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Kei has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its hands for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the angel that said, "Kei, Tomboy Member of the Lovely Angels, Partner of Yuri, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire and Angels."

ケイ、ラブリーエンジェルのおてんば娘、ユーリのパートナー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火と天使のマスター

Kei has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HEAVENLY FIRESTORM ANGEL OF FIERY JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

Yuri grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her blue hair, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with angels and ocean waves surrounding her, she has an angel with the Water Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, Yuri felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive blue angel wings with white tips on the red feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on angel earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Water Kanji in its hands and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red crystal links and a Thunderbird and angel with blue gems for eyes and the Water Kanji for the pendant, she has on a white sleeveless blouse, sleeveless white midriff top with blue phoenix on it, white skirt, white high heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with angels and ocean waves on the coattails, and an angel surrounded by ocean waves on the back, and Yuri the Mammoth Girl has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Yuri has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its hands for the belt buckle, large blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large blue Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the angel that said, "Yuri, Member of the Lovely Angels, Partner of Kei, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water and Angels."

ユーリ、ラブリーエンジェルのメンバー、ケイのパートナー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、邪悪なスレイヤー、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして水と天使のマスター

Yuri has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HEAVENLY MAELSTORM ANGEL OF OCEAN JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

And Ulala grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her pink hair, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with stars and flying saucers surrounding her, she has a flying saucer with the Star Kanji in its tractor beam emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, Ulala felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with white tips on the red feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on flying saucer earrings with the Star Kanji in its tractor beams and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links and a Thunderbird and a flying saucer with the Star Kanji in its tractor beam for the pendant, she has on a white sleeveless blouse, sleeveless white midriff top with pink phoenix on it, white skirt, white high heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with flying saucers and stars on the coattails, and a flying saucer surrounded by stars on the back, and Ulala has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Ulala has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its hands for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pink Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji below the angel that said, "Ulala, Talented Dancer and Reporter for Channel 5, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars and Angels."

ウララ、チャンネル5の才能あるダンサー兼レポーター、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、邪悪な殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして星と天使のマスター

Ulala has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY STELLAR HEAVENLY OUTER SPACE ANGEL OF DIVINE JUSTICE AND STELLAR LOVE!

We were amazed by the transformations of Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh saw them, they fell into a rage.

Lincoln: Wow, girls, you look beautiful. How do you all feel?

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Mammoth and Divine Love) We feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take care of these four monsters once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined the four girls.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to put an end to your ambitions once and for all.

Lincoln, Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala went after Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, and they fire powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mammoths, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh. Then, they thrashed Xi Wang Mu and her trio of assassins, and Lincoln left nasty slash marks with his massive sword. Then, the four girls tied Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh with neon colored energy ropes.

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: Okay, Lincoln, you know what to do?

Lincoln: (Smirks) You got it, Koorimoto.

Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and red energy was being charged in them, and this horrified Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, and it meant their dreams of world domination and their lives are about to come to an end.

Lincoln: DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!

Lincoln fired massive red energy beams from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as they hit Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, Lincoln began sucking out their life forces, along with the powers and abilities of Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power boost, and he made Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh's powers his own. Then, as he was done, Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh were reduced to mummified husks drained of life, and as their spirits appeared, they were marked with a kanji on their foreheads by Lincoln, and Xi Wang Mu, Tong Pooh, Sai Pooh, and Pei Pooh are erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly as they holster their weapons and power down, and Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala's new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Lincoln shared a romantic kiss with Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl, Kei, Yuri, and Ulala, and we all cheered for them. Then, they came back to us.

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: We got rid of more of Strider Hiryu's enemies, but we're not done yet.

Lincoln: That's right, there's still the matter of Claude and his werewolf cult, who are also heading to our location to get revenge on us.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Hope you got plenty of silver nitrate bullets in that gun, Ranka.

Lincoln chanted a powerful spell, which gave her unlimited silver nitrate bullets in the gun.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Unlimited silver nitrate bullets, since we know Claude isn't coming here alone. Smart thinking, Lincoln. Let me, Selene, Michael, and Eve join in too.

Lincoln: Are you sure?

Eve: Yes, we are. While we take care of Claude's men, you and Ranka take down Claude, and see to it they never come back.

Selene (Underworld): And I already know you also have a Nocturnal Werewolf form as well, Lincoln, since J.D. transformed into J.D. the Nocturnal to take care of the Lycans.

Nico: Yeah, so this means, you can transform into Lincoln the Nocturnal and you and Ranka Ookami can go wild and rip Claude's heart out of his chest and devour it, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's all I want to hear.

?: I will have my revenge on you for destroying me and my cult years ago, J.D. Knudson!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice and me and Lincoln picked up the scent.

Me: There's no mistaking the scent of a werewolf from anywhere. You can come out now, Claude.

A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy from Paris years ago, Claude, the werewolf and leader of a werewolf cult in Paris, France.

Me: Should've known you'd show up again, Claude.

Lincoln: But, this'll be the last time that we deal with you and your cult of werewolves, because we're going to make sure you never come back.

Claude: I will tear all of you to shreds for what you all have done to us!

One of the werewolves was about to attack, but Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl shot it with Kraven's gun, and it died immediately as we saw its veins turning dark silver, as the silver nitrate worked its way through its body.

Nico: Whoa.

Selene (Underworld): Kahn did an excellent job in creating the silver nitrate bullets, and it'll only be used on evil werewolves and the Lycans, should they show up.

Me: Impressive.

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Ranka Ookami's orange-yellow eyes turned neon orange-yellow, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with wolves and pink flames, and as she approached Claude, she left pink energy, wolves, and pink flames with every step.

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: Claude, the crimes you've committed against mankind with luring the tourists to your bar so you and your cult can kill them cannot go unanswered. You shouldn't have returned from the dead, and now, I'll see to it that you and your cult never rise again.

Then, Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with pink fire surrounding it, there was a wolf running around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange-yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her pink hair, pink wolf ears, and longer pink wolf tail, she has neon orange-yellow eyes and a pink energy aura with wolves and pink flames surrounding her, she has a wolf with the Fire Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead. Suddenly, Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl felt a sharp pain right on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with white tips on the pink feathers, sprouted out of her back, she has on wolf head earrings with pink gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji on its heads on her pink wolf ears and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links and a Thunderbird and a wolf with pink gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji for the pendant, she has on a closed long-sleeved purple blouse, long-sleeved purple sweater with pink phoenix and mammoth on it, purple skirt, purple leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long long-sleeved purple trenchcoat with wolves and flames on the coattails, and a wolf surrounded by flames on the back, and Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger. Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold wolf head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pink Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji below the wolf that said, "Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl, Legendary Wolf of Europe, Student of Private Darwin Academy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire and Wolves."

大神ランカ・ザ・ウルフ・ガール、伝説のヨーロッパのオオカミ、プライベート・ダーウィン・アカデミーの学生、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてマスター火とオオカミの

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl has transformed SUPER ANGEL INFINITY SAKURA FIRESTORM WOLF ANGEL OF HEAVENLY JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Claude saw it, he fell into a rage and ordered more werewolves to kill her. But, Ranka Ookami shot them with more silver nitrate bullets, and they too died.

Lincoln: Wow, Ranka, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Wolf and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we rip this evil werewolf to shreds?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure, Ranka.

Suddenly, Lincoln let out a growl as the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's black pupils in his deep sapphire blue eyes turned into slits, his canines grew into sharp fangs, his nails then grew into sharp claws, large white pointed werewolf ears grew out of his head, and then, his massive and powerful muscular body was covered in white fur and his chest and abs were also covered in white fur, his face elongated into a sturdy white wolf's snout, and his massive, long, and powerful eleven white werewolf tails with large black wolf heads sprouted out, and he let out a loud howl. Lincoln transformed into Lincoln the Nocturnal, and he unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he also transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's rip Claude and his minions to shreds!

This made Claude so mad, he injected himself with the drug and he turned himself into a werewolf, and the other members of his cult did the same and turned themselves into werewolves.

Selene (Underworld): Shall we?

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Let's give Lincoln and Ranka a hand, and send those werewolves to Hell!

TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into Super Angel Infinity Moonlight Firestorm Wolf Angel of Lunar Justice and Life and he unholstered his massive Fenrir's Sword of The Moonlight Wolf from his wider and more muscular back, Selene got out her two pistols, and Michael Corvin transformed into his hybrid form, and they went at the werewolves and they attacked them with midnight blue and rainbow energy, moonlight, wolves, darkness, vampire bats, and silver nitrate bullets, and killed most of the werewolves.

Then, Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl and Lincoln went after Claude and the remaining werewolves, and they fired very powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Wolves at them, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the werewolves. Then, Ranka Ookami and Lincoln engaged in a powerful fight against Claude, and they dodged Claude's attacks, and they tore at the werewolves with their claws and Lincoln slashed at the werewolves and sent his tails at them, and the wolf heads bit them and they all sucked out their blood and energy and killed them. Then, Ranka Ookami fired a silver nitrate bullet into Claude's heart, and it killed him immediately, as the silver nitrate worked its way through his bloodstream and killed him.

Then, as Claude's spirit and the spirits of his followers appeared, Ranka Ookami and Lincoln marked their foreheads with kanjis, and their spirits were erased from existence forever. We cheered for what Lincoln and Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl did as they powered down, and Ranka Ookami's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive pink angel wings were permanent.

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: That's it for Claude and his werewolf pack. Thanks for helping me with getting rid of Claude, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) (Beastly Voice) You're welcome, Ranka.

Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl: But, don't turn back just yet.

Suddenly, Ranka Ookami the Wolf Girl wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ranka's waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Ranka's face, they kissed passionately as Ranka wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she'd placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, along with flames behind them, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and the packs of wolves running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them, and we heard wolves howling behind them, and they're underneath the full moon.

Nico: Now, that's so awesome.

Me: And now, we're finally rid of Claude and his minions for good.

Then, Lincoln changed back, and he and Ranka Ookami came back to us.

Lincoln: Yep, after six long years, Claude and his werewolf minions are now finally gone for good, and they're never coming back.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Now, tourists and the people of Paris can breathe a lot easier now that there's not any threats of werewolves running loose in the Parisian streets.

TLPS Mr. Shark: And during Nico's rescue, we also got rid of the Lycans as well.

Lincoln: But, there's bound to be more Lycans running loose in Hungary, but we're more than ready for them.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: If I see so much as one Lycan here in Gotham Royal York, the last thing they'll ever see in their life is a shadow of death looming over them, right before I take their lives and make them regret ever coming to Gotham Royal York and leaving the safety of Budapest, Hungary.


Later it was time for Vakama's 3rd Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Pyro, you can go with Vakama. I'll watch the Estate for you two and J.D.

Unknown to everyone, Nico had a stack of water balloons prepared in his room.

Pyro: Okay. Be careful Nico. Watch out for any pranks.

Nico: Oh I will.

Me: Yeah they are gonna strike at any time.

Nico: Oh boy.

We were off to Florida.

We arrived in Florida later.

Me: Hey guys.

Max (Dino Squad): Hey Vakama, J.D.!

Vakama: Guys, meet my archenemy.

Pyro: Awesome to meet you. I'm St. John Allerdyce. But you can call me Pyro.

Fiona (Dino Squad): Pleasure to meet you. What powers to do you have?

Pyro: Fire Powers and I was born with amazing fire powers.

Vakama: Yep.

Ms. Moynihan: Young man, I hope you're not planning on lighting anything on fire in here.

Pyro: Relax. I'm not gonna be stupid enough to cause a chemical explosion in here.

Me: It's all right John. There are no chemicals that will explode here. But we're really after Victor Veloci.

Pyro: I'll gladly burn him all over.

Me: That is awesome. The Curse that I put on him will prevent him from dying till we defeat him on June 7th.

Vakama: Good. We don't want the fun to be over already.

Pyro: (looks outside) Guys, I dont see Veloci. But I DO see a mutated Falcon outside

We saw giant mutated falcons and they were as big as Rhamphorynchus and on one of them was Veloci!

Pyro: Looks like one of them have Veloci!

Me: Good! I'll get him down so you can burn him!

I flew up and swooped in and kicked Veloci down and then he crashed into the ground.

Pyro then went up to him.

Pyro: (smirks) Hi there. My name's Pyro. I'll be your ass kicker for today.

Veloci: Wait, aren't you with the Brotherhood of Mutants?

Pyro: Not anymore. Now I have a new group.

Pyro fired a wave of fire and it slammed into Veloci and burned him all over the place.

Veloci: That really hurt.

Vakama used his Mask to turn invisible, confusing the mutated Eagles.

They looked around for him.

Vakama then blasted the Mutated Eagles all over and I fired waves of energy and sucked out the ooze and Max and team sucked it up and the falcons reverted back to normal.

Me: That was easy.

Pyro: Veloci got away but he was burned to a crisp.

Me: That will show him not to mess with a former member of the Brotherhood of Mutants.

Me and Pyro high five.

Rodger (Dino Squad): (to Max) Nice job, man! (about to high five Max)

Max (Dino Squad): (sees Rodger's joy buzzer) Don't even think about it.

Me: (Laughs) The old joy buzzer. Luan did that to me when we first met in 2016 and it was awesome and funny.

Rodger (Dino Squad): Neat.

Me: Was a nice try though.

Pyro: Yeah it sure was.

We later came back.

Nico: How did it go?

Me: Awesome. Pyro burned Veloci to a crisp.

Nico: Nice.

Vakama: And we cured a bunch of mutated Falcons.

Nico: Man I can't wait till we kill Veloci.

May: Who should go with you next time?

Vakama: This time I would like all the Toa Metru and Toa Nuva to come with too.

Nico: Ooh good call on that.

Nokama: It'll be awesome.


Hypno Woman: Thanks for having me on the team, guys.

Nico: No problem Hypno Woman. Dr. Light is happy to have built you.

Hypno Woman: Yes he is.

I came in and I had all of Nico's Water Balloons held in place by my psychic energy.

Me: Nice try Nico. I believe these are yours.

I threw them at him and they splattered him all over and drenched him.

Nico: You know how much trouble it was to get all those in one place?

Brock: Probably a lot of trouble.

Me: Sorry dude. But it's gonna take more than a bunch of water balloons to get me.

Nico: Well it was worth a try.

Me: Better luck next time.

Hypno Woman: Yeah that was funny.

I left.

Submarauder: Where'd you get those water balloons anyway?

Nico: Eddy gave them to me. But J.D. won't like the other pranks I have for him.

I was walking to the library and then I suddenly saw an anvil coming at me and then I grabbed it and set it down.

Me: Whoa! Nice try Nico.

Then I dodged a bunch of coconuts firing at me and they hit Patrick in his face.

Searchlight: Damn, J.D.'s good!

I then saw a bunch of skunks coming and then I pulled out a flute and played a tune and lead the skunks out of the estate and into the forest.

Then I came back.

Me: Nice try. But Nico save the pranks for Flip and the others.

Nico: Oh you're right.

Skullgrin: This first fun April Fool's Day is a perfect day for humiliations.

Nico: It sure will. By the way J.D. how did you dodge those pranks really well?

Me: I learned from past experiences with Luan and your brother Connor. Also I have someone on the inside telling me about your tricks.

Laney: (Smirks)

Nico: Oh right Laney knows those pranks too. Anyway lets get ready.

Then Seadramon, Titania, Titanium Titan, Batroc the Leaper, Whirlwind, Chillyfish, Harpymon, Killer Croc, King Shark, and Goro appeared.

Seadramon: Can me, Titania, Titanium Titan, Batroc the Leaper, Whirlwind, Chillyfish, Harpymon, Killer Croc, King Shark, and Goro go with you guys?

Nico: You sure can.

Lisa Loud: Also I have a perfect alarm clock just in case our friend Flip sleeps.

She called in a bunch of robots that looked like a bunch of girl scouts.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Robots that look like Girl Scouts.

Eli: This is gonna be awesome.

Titania: Very well created.

Lisa Loud: Thank you. Meet the Girl Scout Robot Pulverizers. They act like Girl Scouts selling cookies but if you don't buy their cookies they will thrash and pulverize you into dust.

Nico: Whoa! Very genius. Awesome to use in these humiliations.

Thrust: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll find on your next rescue?

Nico: Hmm. Lets see. I'm hoping to go meet a Gimlinopithecus Gene-Slammer next.

Me: Ooh go meet one that's of Shocksquatch's kind. Good idea.

Eli: Yeah that would be awesome.

Me: It sure will.

Then I saw a bunch of water balloons filled with sewage coming at me and then Eli held them in place with the Force.

Eli: Nice try Luan. Use these pranks for the humiliations.

Luan: Aw man! Okay then.


We were walking to Lynn's Table.

Titanium Titan: Is this your first fun April Fool's Day?

Nico: Yes it sure is.

Me: I'm looking forward to this one.

Eli: Me too. For once an April Fools Day where the Loud's and Chan's don't live in fear.

Nico: Yep. Well said Eli.

Me: Yep. Oh and Nico? (Pulls off a Kick Me sign) Don't do that.

Batroc: Here we are.

Maria: (to Nico) Now, here are people you can do pranks on.

Nico: Yep.

We went in.

Nico: Good Morning Lynn's Table Crew!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Usuals for lunch?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn.

We saw Billy McLean asleep.

Lisa Loud: Just what I was anticipating Billy to do. Go get him robots.

The Robot Girl Scouts went up to Billy and they pulled on his shirt and woke him up.

Billy McLean: Huh? Oh hey there.

Girl Scout Robots: Hello. We're selling cookies. Would you like to buy some?

Billy McLean: No thanks.

Their vision told them to terminate him. Their eyes glowed red and their teeth turned monstrous

Girl Scout Robot 1: (Techno Voice) That William McLean is a decision you will live to regret!

They went at Billy McLean and thrashed and pulverized him all over the place with incredible brutality and more.

Zenet: What about the others?

Contestir: Are they asleep too?

Me: Nope just Billy this time.

Nico: Good.

We went to our tables.

Nico: Another day another awesome set of humiliations.

Me: Yep.

Marvel Whirlwind: I'll go first this time.

He went over to Icky Vicky.

Icky Vicky: Well if it isn't one of the M.O.E. Blockheads!

Marvel Whirlwind: Do you ever shut your fucking trap?

Marvel Whirlwind fired a bunch of chum onto her and then Ronnie Anne summoned the gang of cats and they mauled her all over the place and really hurt her.

Plankton: That was genius!

Nico: It sure was.

Me: At least we're not eating chum.

Nico: Yep.

Gloria Gellespie: Watch this one.

Gloria went up to Trina.

Gloria Gellespie: You're now going to see why I'm called the Nolox Master. HIC COUGH! HIC COUGH! HIC COUGH!

She hiccoughed 3 times and out came a bunch of darts and they hit Trina in her face and she screamed in pain!

Nico: Nice one Gloria!

Laney: Yeah! That was awesome!

William: I'll go next.

Transquito: What do you have in mind, William?

William: Watch. Something I learned over in Kadic.

William went over and then he snuck behind Flip and then poured cheese into his pants and then gave him an atomic wedgie and splattered him all over with cheese!

Flip: AHH! I'm allergic to cheese!

He then swelled up like a balloon with hives and we laughed hysterically!

Harpymon: I'll go next!

Harpymon went over to Trina.

Harpymon: Try this on! (Echoing) WIND SEEKER!

She fired a blade of wind from her wings and it hit Trina's hair and slashed it all off and made her as bald as a cucumber!

Harpymon then held out a mirror and she screamed!

We laughed hysterically some more and then Trina roared in rage!

Me: I'll have a shot next.

Nico: Okay.

I went over to Billy McLean.

Me: Gonna cry home to your mommy?

Billy McLean: You could've at least done this in the competition!

Snake Man: That wouldn't have been fun at all!

Me: Yeah where's the fun in that when we can be smashing your ugly face here for humiliation purposes.

I had him held upside down and I punched him all over like a punching bag and it was funny.

POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!

Nico: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

Goro: Let me try that out!

Nico: Go for it Goro.

He went over to Flip and grabbed him with his lower arms and then punched and pulverized him all over with his other 2 arms!

Maria: You guys realize that tomorrow is Sheila's wedding, right?

William: We'll need to get a cake.

Me: Yeah that's a good idea and that's also the day we get ready to meet Lupin and his gang.

Laney: This will be awesome.

Me: Yep.

May: How about we use an armpit grower this time?

Nico: That is interesting.

Nico: I got one!

Nico went over to Lewis.

Nico: Hey you big fat hockey puck!

Lewis Travolta: Oh that's a cheesy insult.

Nico: Like you are one to talk burger fucker.

Shred Naught: I think he's too fat to be a hockey puck.

Me: Listen.

Nico: Also I'm gonna start raggin on your mama. YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THEY FILMED GORILLAS IN THE MIST IN HER SHOWER!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED!

We laughed at that one!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That one was funny!

Killer Croc: Oh I got some for Flip.

He went over to him.

Killer Croc: YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MADE JABBA THE HUT SO THIN!

We laughed at that one!

Me: Good one Croc!

Killer Croc: Here's a new one. YO MAMA SO FUCKING NASTY SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OGRE AND SMELLS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Donkey: No mentioning me?

Dreadbane: (laughs) Maybe next time, Donkey.

Killer Croc: YO MAMA SO FUCKING POOR SHE HANGS TOILET PAPER OUT TO DRY!

Everyone: EW!

Nico: That is gross!

Titania: Let me have a shot.

She went over to Icky Vicky and then gave her an ATOMIC WEDGIE!

HOING!

Titania: YO MAMA SO STINKY THAT EVEN A DOG WON'T SNIFF HER FUCKING ASS!

We laughed at that one!

Needle Man: I've got a prank in mind!

Nico: Go for it.

He went over to Billy McLean and fired numerous needles and stabbed him all over with them!

Needle Man: YO MAMA SO STINKY THAT EVEN A CAR WASH WON'T CLEAN HER!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Me: How about this one? (To Trina) YO MAMA SO FUCKING CRAZY WHEN I ASKED HER WHY SHE LIKES TO SMELL HER OWN FARTS SHE REPLIED BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO CRACK!

Everyone laughed hysterically at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CALL A DOCTOR! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Killer Shark: I'm getting hungry now.

Lynn Sr.: Well lunch is here guys.

We got down to eating and we were having Lynn-sagna, ultimeatum's, every meat burritos and more.

Me: Lets dig in.

Chomp Chest: Man, I'm starved!

Nico: Me too.

We got to eating.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.

I took a bite and then I bit into something rubbery and then I pulled it out and it was a RUBBER MOUSE!

Me: (SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)

I then stopped.

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) It's made of Rubber J.D.! I finally got you! April Fools!

Me: Very funny!

Chillyfish: (laughs) At least it wasn't scumbags that got you!

Me: That's true. But that was a good one.

Heffer: (Laughs) That was funny J.D. That was like what happened when Rocko pranked me.

Nico: That is funny.

I continued eating.

We got finished eating.

Yondu: Let's continue, shall we?

Nico: Good idea.

Eli: I got one. Plankton?

Plankton: I see what you are about to do Eli.

Eli and Plankton rolled in a barrel of raw chum.

Me: Chum!

Nico: Uh oh!

Nico covered my mouth!

Nico: Don't lose your lunch dude!

Eli pulled out a tube and shoved it down Trina's throat.

Eli: Time for lunch you pink haired bitch!

Plankton turned a valve and poured the chum into Trina and she was being force fed chum! YUCK!

IT WAS DISGUSTING! THEN TRINA VOMITED EVERYWHERE!

Jake Holling: Another morph on another humiliation day!

Nico: Yep and for this one it will be awesome.

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

Me: EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!

I summoned Battle Cossack of Battle Fever J, the Yellow Maskman, Green Dairanger, and White Gekiranger!

Eli: EXPLODING SCIENSE POWER!

Eli summoned the Pink Denziman, Blue Dynaman, Green Bioman, and Yellow Timeranger!

Nico: PREPARED CHANBARA POWER!

Nico summoned the Blue Kakuranger, Yellow Hurricaneger, Pink Shinkenger, and Gold Ninninger!

Zarya: ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

Zarya summoned the Pink Changeman, Blue Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Aqua Blue Kyuranger!

Jared: DISPATCH PATROL POWER!

Jared summoned the pink GoGoFive, Green Dekaranger, and Gold Patranger!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!

Ths Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman Rangers!

Nico: It's time to kick some butt!

We did all kinds of awesome pranks on them and it was funny.

Eximiar blasted and smashed them too.

Submarauder, Searchlight, Hypno Woman and Brock used the Pokemon, Mega Man and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Submarauder's Torpedo Rifle, Searchlight's Light Weapons and Hypno Woman and Brock's powers 100-fold.

Submarauder and Hypno Woman: HYPNOTIC TORPEDO BLAST!

Brock and Searchlight: ROCK LIGHT BLAST!

Titania and Fabia: LIGHT OF HAOS BLAST!

Titanium Titan and Nuju: ICE TITAN FURY!

Batroc the Leaper and Captain America: SHIELD JUMP BLAST!

Whirlwind and Tom Majors: WIND CHAOTIC BLAST!

Seadramon and Poromon: LIGHTNING ICE JAVELIN!

Chillyfish and Gi: WATER ICE FURY!

Harpymon and Orion: WIND SILVER BURST!

Killer Croc and Keiko: FLOWER CROCODILE BLAST!

King Shark and Peyton: NEPTUNE TSUNAMI BLAST!

Silverstream and Goro: SILVER FIRE STORM BURST!

Rainbow Dash, Luan, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders and Nico: LOYALTY PRANK RAINBOW PRANK FURY!

They fired waves of elements and blasts.

Batroc, Luan, Nico, Eddy, Me and Eli: RAINBOW APRIL FOOLS MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into all kinds of pranks and they blasted the jerks all over.

Nico: Now for the funniest part!

Geo Stelar: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STAR STYLE: LAXATIVE STARS!

He shoved star shaped laxatives down the jerks' throats which caused them to crap their pants!

FART FART FART FART!

We laughed at that one.

Sonia Strumm: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION MUSIC STYLE: MUSICAL FARTS!

She farts on the jerks doing to Beethoven's 5th Symphony.

It was really funny!

Luna Platz: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION ROAST STYLE: YO MAMA!

She insults Flip first.

Luna Platz:YO MAMA SO FAT HER GIANT CEREAL BOWL COMES WITH A LIFEGUARD!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CALL OF DUTY WAS A GAME ABOUT POOPING!

We laughed hysterically!

Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO HAIRY SHE SHAVES WITH A WEED WHACKER!

We laughed at that!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SHAVES WITH A WEED WHACKER! That's funny!

She insults Billy McLean.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO HAIRY WHEN SHE WOKE UP SHE FOUND HERSELF IN A CAGE AT THE ZOO!

We laughed at that one!

Laney: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT THE MINECRAFT CREEPERS ARE AFRAID OF HER!

Nicole Knudson: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Nico: Yeah!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS A SCHOOL FOR DRUG ADDICTS!

We laughed at that one!

Lana: That was funny!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE RETURNED A PUZZLE BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS BROKEN!

We laughed hysterically!

Eli: WHAT A STUPID IDIOT!

Lori: Yeah!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO SHORT SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A GOOMBA!

We Laughed at that one!

Mario: (Italian Accent) That-a would be so funny.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO POOR SHE WENT TO KFC TO LICK PEOPLE'S FINGERS!

All of us: EW!

Me: That is gross but silly!

Nico: It's Finger licking good!

We laughed!

Then she insults Icky Vicky.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY!

We laughed at that one and it was funny!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES EVEN YZMA LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

We laughed at that one and it was great!

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT OUT IN A GREEN BIKINI PEOPLE SHOUTED GODZILLA!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Nico: That was funny!

Eli: Yeah it sure was!

And lastly she insults Trina Riffins.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO FAT THAT HER BLOOD TYPE WAS NUTELLA!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Nico: NOW THAT Would be tasty blood.

Natasha Hernandez: Yeah it sure would.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE STARED AT A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE BECAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE!

We laughed and that was funny!

Nico: What a stupid moron!

Varie: Yeah who does that?

Eli: A Braindead idiot.

Luna Platz: YO MAMA SO POOR THAT THE DUCKS THROW BREAD AT HER!

We aughed at that one!

Laney: That was funny!

Nico: My turn! APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: EXPLODING EGGS!

He threw a massive barrage of exploding eggs at the jerks which the egg stuff splattered all over them!

SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!

Nico: YEAH! Eggsceptional!

We laughed!

May: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION BB GUN STYLE: BB GUN MAYHEM!

She fired at Lewis Travolta's crotch with a bb gun, then Billy McLean's nose, then Flip's thumbs, then Trina Riffins's butt and lastly Icky Vicky's head Home Alone Style!

Me: YEAH! NICE SHOOTING!

We laughed at that one!

Eli: YEAH!

Nico: That was funny!

Eli: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: SLIPPERY ICY STAIRS!

He made the jerks slip on stairs that were solid ice and then crowbars hit them!

CLANG CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG!

OUCH!

Nunnally: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION IRON STYLE: FLATIRON PAIN!

She dropped hot flatirons on the jerks' faces!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

OUCH!

Nico: OUCH!

Luan: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: CHICKEN DRESS!

She covered the jerks with honey the dropped feathers which covered them then placed beaks and red gloves thus making them look like chickens!

Ed: CHICKENS! HUG A CHICKEN HUG A CHICKEN HUG A CHICHEN HUG A CHICKEN!

He hugged them in a tight bear hug!

Eddy: Get out of the way lumpy! APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STING STYLE: GIGANTIC EL MONGO STINK BOMB!

He fired a massive El Mongo Stink Bomb at the jerks which exploded on contact!

KRAFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

IT SMELLED SO HORRIBLE!

Ed: Mmm something smells good!

We laughed at that one!

Ed: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION GRAVY STYLE: GRAVY COVERAGE!

He covered the jerks with different gravies!

Ed: I'm hungry!

Leni: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION DRESS UP STYLE: BIKINI DRESS UP!

She dressed them in bikinis of ugliest colors!

HUBBA HUBBA!

We took photos and sent them all over social media.

Edd: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRIC CHAIR MAYHEM!

He placed the jerks on chairs that were wired to golf cart batteries which shocked them and then launched them into a vat of hot sauce made from dragon's breath peppers!

IT WAS HOT AND SPICY AND FUNNY!

Linka Loud: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: GIANT TRUNK OF BOOKS!

She dropped a massive trunk of books on the jerks!

CRASH! OUCH!

Me: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNING FEET!

I placed on the jerks on a massive floor made of hot coals which burned their feet and they placed their feet in what was thought to be a big long bucket of water only for it to turn out to be methane which explodes leaving them completely covered in soot!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

We laughed hysterically!

Varie: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: FRUIT PUNCH TSUNAMI!

She fired a massive tsunami of fruit punch on the jerks!

TASTY!

Misty Tredwell: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: COW PIE MAYHEM!

She fired a massive cow pie at the jerks!

YEEHAW! PRANKS DONE TEXAS STYLE!

Palutena: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: STICKY BINOCULARS ON EYES!

She placed glue on pairs of binoculars then placed them on the eyes of the jerks!

Leina Vance: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION DYNAMITE! STYLE: DYNAMITE ON CAKE!

She placed a giant cake with sticks of dynamite which explode on the jerks!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Miia the Lamia: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: FARTMANIA CHILI DOGS!

She shoved chili dogs down the jerks throats which caused them to fart!

FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Rachnera Arachnera: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WEB STYLE: PINBALL CHAOS!

She shaped the jerks into pinballs which she into a giant pinball machine!

DING DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!

Cerea the Centaur: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION RODEO STYLE: BUCK KICK RIDE!

She buck kicked them flying right into a vat of watermelon jelly!

SPLAT! YUMMY!

Nan Que: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNING FIRE BREATH!

She shoved lot of hot peppers down the throats of the jerks which caused the jerks to crap fire out of their butts!

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Papi the Harpy: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: TORNADO VOMIT!

She spun them in a tornado which caused them to vomit!

PROJECTILE VOMITING!

Mero the Mermaid: APRIL FOOLS WATER STYLE: ORANGE SODA SPLASH!

She fired orange soda at them!

Froze the Fenrir: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION UCE STYLE: FROZEN BIKINIS!

She placed the bikinis made of ice on the jerks! COLD!

Jelli the Pink Slime: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION SLIME STYLE: STRAWBERRY JELLY SLIME!

She fired a slime of strawberry jelly! YUMMY!

Dina the Undine: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: ROSE WATER CANNON!

She fired a rose water cannon at them!

Lincoln: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION ELEMENT STYLE: ARMPIT GROWER!

He made a hair growing deodorant and used it on the jerks' armpits which caused hair to grow!

Nico: WHOA! Hope there are barbers that know how to cut armpits!

Shantae: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: ONION BARRAGE!

She fired a massive barrage of onions at them! PLUG YOUR NOSES!

Lili de Rochefort: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIANO DROP!

She dropped a piano on them!

CCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MY FAVORITE NOTE! B FLAT!

Nico: What a crash!

Asuka Kazama: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: SHAVING PAINS!

She shaved the jerks all over and left them with lots of nicks!

BALD!

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION ROAST STYLE: INSULTS OF SUPREME SHAME!

She insults flip first

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: You are even lower than even vomit you are one of the worst con artist dickheads ever to walk the earth and you make even Scrooge McDuck look like a saint and you make even Mr. Krabs look more handsome in comparison!

We laughed at that one!

Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) It's true!

Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Aye! It's true lads!

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: You smell so bad even Ed would smell better in comparison!

We laughed!

Ed: (LAUGHS) That's true!

Then she insults Billy McLean.

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: Carbon copy of Chris McLean? more like the weakest piece of crap of bootleg version of Chris McLean! L mean look at you! Your sense of style is weak as shit! Even Owen would look more handsome than you! You fail at life at every angle!

We laughed at that.

Owen: (Laughs) She's right on that!

Me: What a freak!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: You are such a disgusting gluttonous bastard that cheats restaurants with no shame! Hell you'd be eating a gigantic dirty sock and rotten egg sandwich with no care for health at all! You make even Chowder look more like a hunk than you! Were you born a disgusting embodiment of gluttony or did you have to work on it? Actually don't answer that cause I think it's the first one that's obvious!

We laughed at that one!

Chowder: (LAUGHS) That is true!

Then she insults Icky Vicky

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: Jesus Christ you make even Eva look tame in comparison! Hell you have such ugly features that even Tigerlily look hot in comparison! You are such an angry bitch that you would get along well with other angry people except the Hulk! If there was a beauty contest, you'd be ironically dead last!

We laughed hysterically!

Hulk laughed so hard that he fell over in his chair laughing!

And lastly she insults Trina Riffins!

Koorimoto Man the Mammoth Girl: You are such a despicable bitch that you make Chloé Bourgeois look nicer in comparison! Hell you'd make Squidward look chill! Look at you! You and Icky Vicky are flatter than a surfboard when it comes to chest size! Hell your butts are even smaller than Kronk! You both are such ugly bitches that make that the ugliest women look pretty in comparison!

We laughed at that one!

Kronk (Emperor's New Groove): (Laughs) That is true!

The jerks started crying!

What a bunch of babies!

Koorimoto Man the mammoth girl: Aw do the babies want the bottles?!

We laughed at that one!

Ookami Ranka the wolf girl: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: HUMMUS CATAPULT!

She fired a massive pile of hummus from a catapult at the jerks!

Hadano Miki the rat girl: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: MOUSE TRAP MANIA!

She fired mouse traps at the jerks and they snapped onto them!

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP!

Yuna Kamihara: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: CHERRY BLOSSOM BATH TIME!

She fired a massive cherry blossom soap water at the jerks which some of the water got on their eyes!

Nanami: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: ORANGE BLOSSOM SHOWER TIME!

She showered the jerks with orange soap water!

Tatsumaki: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: TORNADO DRYNESS!

She spun them around until they're dry and squeaky clean which Flip freaked out at!

WHAT A SLOB!

Mai Shiranui: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNING HEADS!

She fired a fire beam at the jerks' heads which then they dunked their heads in what were thought to be toilets full of water but just like bucket of gasoline the toilets were full of explosive gas!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Their heads were badly burned! OUCH!

Nico: Yikes!

Jessica Shannon: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STING STYLE: WASPY BIKINI!

She made the jerks wear bikinis made from wasps which stung them!

POKE POKE POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE!

Toph: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: JERK BOWLING!

She bowled the jerks with a bowling ball shaped boulder!

BOWLING CRASH! STEEEEEERRIKE!

Julie Makimoto: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: ROCKY WHACK A JERK!

She made the jerks the moles in whack a mole!

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM!

Akko: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: HAIRY SKIN!

She fired comedy energy on the jerks which caused them to be so hairy they look like Bigfoot!

Pinkie Pie: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: POLISHING MAYHEM!

She fired black shoe polish on the jerks which colored their skin to look like zebras!

Hilda: (British Accent) APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: SPEAR IN LEG!

She fired spears into left leg of the jerks: AAAAAHHH! OUCH! Then she fired spears into the right legs of the jerks: BIG TIME OUCH!

Entrapta: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION TECH STYLE: HYPERJET SPIN COASTER!

She spun them around at the speed of 1000 miles per hours then the jerks vomited!

PROJECTILE VOMITING! YUCK!

Frosta: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: HAMMER OF ICY PAIN!

She hit the jerks' heads with a hammer of ice!

BLAM BLAMBLAMBLAM BLAM!

Perfuma: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: FURY OF THE SKUNKS!

She summoned skunks to spray the jerks!

FOGHORN!

Tyris Flare: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHED CLOTHING!

She burned the jerks' clothes leaving them only in their undergarments! OUCH!

Peni Parker: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WEB STYLE: WEB WEDGIE!

She wedgied the jerks with webs!

HOING HOING HOING HOING HOING!

Chai Xianghua: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SWIRLY OF DISGUST!

She shoved the jerks' heads into toilets full of diarrhea and pee that were flushed! YUCK!

Panty Anarchy: APRIL FOOLS HUMILATION LIGHT STYLE: UNDERGARMENT DRESS UP!

She stripped the jerks of their clothing and dressed them in undergarments of the ugliest color!

Stocking Anarchy: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: DARK BLADE NUDE STRIKE!

She slashed off all the jerks' clothes leaving them naked!

Fuu (Samurai Champloo): APRIL FOOLS FLOWER STYLE: FLOWER HAIRLINES!

She removed the hair of the jerks and replaced it with flowers.

Flip: lilacs, Billy McLean: daffodils, Lewis Travolta: daisies, Icky Vicky: cherry blossoms, and Trina Riffins: roses!

Ajna: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: LIMA BEAN MANIA!

She fired lima beans at the jerks' throats which caused them to crap their pants!

Kyoko: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCK BEAM!

She shocked the jerks!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Misako: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STRENGTH STYLE: HUMAN PRETZEL PAIN!

She turned the jerks into human pretzels! OUCH!

Anne (Monster Maulers): APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STRENGTH STYLE: WRESTLING PAIN!

She wrestled the jerks!

R. Mika: APRIL FOOL HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: DISCO DANCING!

She made them do disco dancing in ugly disco clothes!

Menat: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION STAR STYLE: BALLET OF HUMILIATION!

She dressed them in ballet leotards of ugly colors and made them do ballet!

Makoto Nanaya: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FIST STYLE: FIST OF THE BEATDOWN!

She punched the jerks a several times and breaking their teeth in the process!

Litchi Faye Ling: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: TWO FINGER WHACKMANIA!

She hits the jerks several times with two fingers on the heads!

Geo, Sonia, Luna Platz, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Leni, Luan, Linka, me and my harem and incoln and his harem: APRIL FOOLS HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: APRIL FOOLS CHAOS!

We start by throwing the jerks into a vat of chocolate, then caramel, then marshmallow and finally peanut butter, then covered them with oreos and then we took turns bonking them and then we took turns doing wedgies on them and we fed the jerks chili with the hottest peppers which caused the jerks to crap fire and then we put lobsters down the jerks' pants and we finished by taking turns slapping the jerks!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!

Then Titanium Man, KGBeast, Magneto, Firepower, Misty Tredwell, Absorbing Man, Kyd Wykkyd, P'andor, Trombipulor, and Whiger appeared.

Nico: Titanium Man, KGBeast, Magneto, Firepower, Misty Tredwell, Absorbing Man, Kyd Wykkyd, P'andor, Trombipulor, and Whiger.

Titanium Man: Nothing like humiliations after a fun competition, huh?

Maria: You said it!

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) I liked the Yo Mama jokes.

Magneto: Especially the Jabba one.

Nico: Those were funny huh?

Firepower: (to Nico) We heard you met some friendly vampires.

Nico: Yep we sure did.

Misty Tredwell: Did Eli really know them?

Eli: Oh yeah I sure do know them. They are awesome. Selene and her group.

Misty Tredwell: From Underworld? Whoa!

Then Vulpes appeared for round 2.

Nico: Vulpes. Back for round 2?

Vulpes: Yep I sure am.

Me: Neat. This is gonna be fun.

Vulpes: The Kamen Rider Special Missions might still be happening in 3 months. But the Ambassador missions for them are still close.

Nico: I agree there. This is gonna be awesome.

Me: It sure is.

Eli: I'm looking forward to those.

We got the usual battles underway.


Mack Hartford, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Aquaman, Mera, Skullgrin and Submarauder VS Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man - Nico's Rescue


Titanium Man was next.

Titanium Man: (to Mack) I'm glad Nico met some friendly vampires in his rescue. That's not something that happens everyday.

Mack: That is really cool that there are awesome vampires like Selene and Eve. What happened to them was awful though.

Pinkie Pie: But it's really amazing that these vampires are out there.

Featherweight: Yeah usually vampires are dangerous and evil.

Sprocket: Yeah no kidding and they want nothing more than to kill us.

Aquaman: But at least Selene is not like that. And her daughter Eve is a triple hybrid. How cool.

Mera: It sure is interesting. 1/3 each of a vampire, human and lycan. That is amazing.

Titanium Man: That must be a very rare kind of creature but she has a lot of amazing abilities. Natasha has an awesome fan. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and water and smashed him down.

Mack: OH YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Onewa, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, WALL-E, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast - Lincoln's Rescue


KGBeast was next.

KGBeast: (to Onewa) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Nowhere again. How was it?

Onewa: It was awesome and we stopped the Cajun Fox. We had him sent to the prison and he works as a chef in the cafeteria.

Applejack: I hope everyone there likes all the spicy food he makes.

Apple Bloom: I like spicy food myself and he makes awesome spicy food.

Flashwing: He sure does and it's awesome.

WALL-E: I agree too.

KGBeast: Cajun Fox makes awesome food and we love it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.

Onewa: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Hawkgirl, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Frankenstein 1931, Lena Isis and Zenet Surrow VS Magneto - Meeting an Honest Gene-Slammer


Magneto was next.

Magneto: (to Hawkgirl) I heard you all met an Honest Gene Slammer. (confused) Is that really what that Duel Monster's called?

Hawkgirl: Yes that's right. Honest is a Fairy monster. Here.

She showed a picture of the card and Honest was cool.

Magneto: Oh now I see. That is really amazing. What's the Gene-Slammers name?

Hawkgirl: Her name is Natasha Katariina and she's from Estonia and she was born with Rainbow Angel Wings and has amazing Light Powers.

Rainbow Dash: That is so awesome! She is also a really cool and is an awesome protector for Lincoln.

Scootaloo: She also defended Lincoln from a nasty bully. One day, Natasha was heading for the cafeteria with Lincoln to get lunch and join Clyde, Stella, Liam, Zack, and Rusty, but things got bad when a really horrible bully named Nathaniel Durrest showed up and he had a knife in hand, and that asshole was going to kill Lincoln. Natasha got so mad at that moron, and she went up to him and punched him hard in the face, and she also blasted him with a powerful blast of light, and when she spread her rainbow angel wings, everyone saw that she also had powers as well. Then, she went on to pulverize Nathaniel Durrest badly, and in the end, he was expelled from school, and she also found out from the police that he was a ROTTEN TO THE CORE MONSTER! He did it all, murders, arsons, bank robberies, kidnappings, assaults, etc. After he was expelled, he was also arrested for his many crimes in in the city. Then, he was convicted for his crimes, thanks to my testimony and for providing the evidence of his crimes, and he was sent to prison for life.

Magneto: Goodness! That kid was a total psychopath! But thank goodness that Natasha helped Lincoln and friends just in time. That is amazing.

Whirlwind: It sure was awesome to hear about.

Frankenstein (1931): Me agree. Awesome too.

Magneto: It sure is cool and Natasha is a true hero. I saw her wings and they are absolutely beautiful.

Rainbow Dash: They sure are.

Magneto: Yeah they are. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed him down.

Hawkgirl: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Aurico, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Jack Taggert A.K.A. Firepower - Pranks and humiliations


Firepower was next.

Firepower: (to Aurico) I just love pranks and humiliations. Especially before a special mission.

Aurico: We all do and they are amazing. And we go meet Lupin III and his gang tomorrow.

Rarity: Oh we sure do darlings and this will be so grand!

Sweetie Belle: I'm really looking forward to meeting the Kiramagers too. They are cool.

Gill Grunt: Yeah they sure are. I think it's amazing myself.

Harry Potter: (British Accent) And they kick a lot of butt in that one.

Ron Weasley: (British Accent) They sure do and the forces of Yodonheim were scary and wicked.

Hermione: (British Accent) I agree too. Those were awful.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah they sure were terrible. And they wanted to plunge the entire universe into total darkness.

Transquito: Yeah but also Emperor Yodon was one buttugly ugly monster!

Firepower: He sure is scary. Lets do it!

Transquito: I always have fun. Transquito, TERRORIZE!

He transformed and he was ready.

They fired waves of magic, water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Aurico: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Persephone, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Nancy Thompson, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell of the Lizard - Those Girl Scout Robots were awesome


Misty Tredwell was next.

Misty: (to Persephone) Those Girl Scout Robots were awesome. Lisa never ceases to amaze me.

Persephone: She amazes all of us. Lisa's robots that looked like Girl Scouts will make an awesome attack weapon for Humiliations like this.

Princess Luna: I agree too.

Moondust: I like them too. They are both cute and deadly too.

Snowdrop: I agree there. I wonder where Lisa got the idea for those.

Gari: Must've been from an action movie.

Blackout: That would be awesome if they were from an action show.

Nancy Thompson (NOES): That would be cool.

Misty Tredwell: They sure are cool and they are cute and dangerous too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of green fire and darkness and smashed her down.

Persephone: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Luna: A True Victory of The Night!


Marinette, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Adrien, Ayla, Chloe, Luka, Juleka, J.D. as Wolf Moon, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man - Awesome way to have fun after the Ridonculous Race


Absorbing Man was next.

Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) This is an awesome way to have fun after the Ridonculous Race. And what can I absorb around here?

Marinette: Plenty of concrete and wood. But yeah I always love good fun.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah these pranks are always fun and awesome.

Starshine Sparkle: They are always funny too.

Sunny Starscout: I agree myself.

Spyro: I think so too myself.

Me: I agree too. Nothing like a great laugh before a big mission tomorrow.

Adrien: And they do say that laughter is the best medicine.

Ayla: Yeah no kidding. Always fun.

Chloe Bourgeois: Yeah that is cool.

Juleka: Yeah it was awesome.

Absorbing Man: No kidding and I love a good laugh. Lets do it!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL! (HOWLS)

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON!

Marinette: TIKKI SPOTS ON! HA!

She turned into Ladybug!

Adrien: PLAGG CLAWS OUT!

He turned into Cat Noir!

Ayla: TRIXX LETS POUNCE!

She turned into Lady Rena!

Chloe: POLLEN BUZZ ON!

She turned into Queen Bee!

Juleka: SWANNA SPREAD MY WINGS!

She turned into Maestra!

Luka: SASS SCALES SLITHER!

He turned into Viperion!

We fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.

Me: (HOWLS)

Marinette: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Takanuva, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Kai, Lloyd, Jay Walker, Cole, Nya, Eartha and Dreadbane VS Kyd Wykkyd - Tomorrow is the big day for Sheila and Eric as well as meeting Lupin III and his gang


Kyd Wykkyd was next.

Kyd Wykkyd: (to Takanuva) Tomorrow's the big day for Sheila and Eric. We'll also be meeting Lupin III and his gang

Takanuva: I know and I have a feeling we're going to be doing the great heist ever with Lupin and his gang. This will be so awesome.

Princess Celestia: I wonder who our target with be in that one.

Amber Morning: Boy that is a good question. But whoever it will be will be awesome.

Spotlight: Yeah it sure will.

Kai: This is gonna be awesome when we meet Lupin.

Lloyd: It sure will be fun.

Jay Walker: Yep.

Cole: Whoever will be the target for the heist will be a big time criminal.

Nya: Yeah it sure will be awesome.

Kyd Wykkyd: Yeah this will be awesome and great. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and elements and smashed him down.

Takanuva: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Tahu, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, James Henry Trotter, Ms. Spider, Maria, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'Andor - Vakama's 3rd Ambassador Mission


P'Andor was next.

P'andor: (to Tahu) (Russian Accent) I heard Vakama had his 3rd Ambassador Mission. You should really be proud of your fellow Toa of Fire for the progress that he's made.

Tahu: I most sure am and Vakama has come a long way.

Sunset Shimmer: He sure has. We're really proud of him.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's awesome that Vakama and Toa have both been on Ambassador Missions and they were great.

Sunburn: We sure are proud of them both.

James Henry Trotter: (British Accent) Yes we all sure are.

Ms. Spider: Yes we sure are.

Maria: It's awesome too.

P'Andor: It most sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Tahu: Well done brothers!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


She-Hulk, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Loud Kiddington, Charity, Froggy, Father Time, Tae Kwon Crow and Chomp Chest VS Trumbipular - Laney sure was prepared for all of Luan's pranks a while back


Trumbipular was next.

Trumbipular: (to She Hulk) Laney sure was prepared for all of Luan's pranks a while back. Unlike the rest of her siblings.

She-Hulk: It was a time of fear back then for them. They hated April Fools Day because of Luan and her dangerous pranks.

Fluttershy: Yes that was awful. Those pranks were so bad that would get someone really hurt.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah but Laney was prepared for it all.

Stealth Elf: We were all amazed at what she went through.

Loud Kiddington: YEAH THEY SURE HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT!

Trumbipular: Whoa! Okay okay!

Charity: Sorry he can't help it. His voice is really loud.

Froggy: (Raspy Voice) That was a very horrible time.

Trumbipular: No kidding. But your voice is really raspy. Are you okay?

Froggy: Oh I can't help it. I've always had a voice like this.

Father Time: Some of the kids have always been like that. You just have to get used to it.

Trumbipular: That is interesting. Lets do it!

They fired waves of flowers, grass, leaves and energy and smashed him down.

She-Hulk: YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Dante Vale, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Jenny Wakeman, Yondu and Nebulal VS Whiger - Those Yo Mama Jokes were awesome


Whiger was next.

Whiger: (to Dante) I'm not gonna lie. Those Yo Mama Jokes were awesome!

Dante Vale: They sure were funny. Especially those new ones.

Starlight Glimmer: They were funny and we never laughed so hard before.

Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding.

Hex: Yeah they were awesome.

Jenny Wakeman: They sure were funny.

Whiger: Yeah they sure were funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of bones, stars, magic and lightning and smashed him down.

Dante Vale: ALL RIGHT!

Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Wonder who the target is that we're going after when we meet Lupin III and his gang?

Fiona Hernandez: Well if I were to guess I would have to say that we're gonna go after another version of Montana Max.

Fiona pulled out a Wanted Poster.

Fiona Hernandez: This kid is so dangerous that the police have not been able to go after him for a long time. People are saying that his fortune is 500 times much larger than the fortune of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's fortune and he is hogging all that money all for himself.

Himiko Toga: That will be an awesome heist to go after.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure will be awesome to get it. Especially since Eric and Sheila are getting married on that day too tomorrow.

Sweetie Belle: They sure are and it will be awesome to see what happens in that time.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding! I can't wait to launch the biggest heist ever.

Diamond Tiara: That will be the ultimate heist of all.

Silver Spoon: It sure will! Evil Montana Max is going down.

Misty Tredwell: This will be so awesome and fun. I've heard all about this evil version of Montana Max and he is one dangerous kid.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Nothing that the greatest thieves in the world can't handle. Lets do it1

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: So Sheila and Eric are finally tying the knot tomorrow? I'm so happy for them.

Marie Hernandez: We all are and we're gonna have a lot of fun on this special mission tomorrow.

Ibara Shiozaki: We sure are and this will be a really fun mission.

Frozen Fright: Yeah this will be an awesome and fun mission.

Thunder Terror: Were really looking forward to this one.

Magma Gloom: Been looking forward to this one for over a month now.

Toxic Horror: Same here. This will be awesome.

Louie PoisonSea: I'm looking forward to this one too. It'll be an awesome wedding, trap and heist.

Weddinmon: Awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful Five: FEARFUL FIVE VICTORY!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I've heard about this version of Montana Max. He is said to have more money than anyone we know times 600,000,000,000.

Nicole Hernandez: That's what we have been hearing. We're gonna be in for one of the great heists we've ever had tomorrow. Sly Cooper and Lupin III and his gang are all gonna be in for a really wild ride.

Star Swirl: Yeah I heard that the security on Evil Montana Max's vault is as big and tough as Fort Knox.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. This will be really tough.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure will be hard but we can pull it off. Not a problem for the greatest thieves in the world.

Mistmane: For people like Lupin III and Sly Cooper and their gangs this will be a walk in the park.

Flash Magnus: Absolutely. They will get all his money no problem.

Mage Meadowbrook: And it will be an awesome challenge. They swore to steal from big time criminals.

Gusty: It's like they said. There is no honor, no challenge and no fun stealing from ordinary people.

Clover the clever: I agree there. We're gonna really put our thieving skills to the test in this one.

Carly Atlas: We sure will on this one. It will be so awesome.

Marcel: I wish you all luck and the next foot soldiers that Evil Montana Max will have will be Krybots so get ready for that. And I'm sure like the one we know, his mentor is also Yosemite Sam too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: Out of all the enemies of Sly Cooper who was the worst of them all?

Natasha HErnandez: That's an easy one. That would have to be Clockwerk. He was a giant immortal Eurasian Eagle Owl and for over 12,000 years he has harbored an incredibly intense and massively burning hatred towards the entirety of the Cooper Clan for its Thieving Reputation. Clockwerk got his power from sheer burning intense hatred and jealousy. He was a monster!

Princess Celestia: Yes he sure was and his jealousy and hatred was so bad that it rivaled many people over the years.

Princess Luna: It was far more powerful than what I went through when I turned into Nightmare Moon. It was horrible.

Princess Cadance: He did not have one single shred of love or empathy.

Minuette: Having to live like that for 12,000 years just to wipe out a rival clan is really awful.

Twinkleshine: Yeah it sure is awful. Clockwerk was Pure Evil Incarnate.

Lemon Hearts: Yeah he sure was horrible. What he did made him worse than anyone.

Moondancer: Yeah no kidding. That was absolutely horrible.

Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah and his hatred was so intense that he replaced his mortal body with soulless machinery.

Sunset Shimmer: And because of that he lived on for over 12,000 years.

Twilight Sparkle: That is so terrible.

Brittney Knudson: Yeah I'll never forget Clockwerk. He was the ultimate enemy of the Cooper Clan and he is now gone for good.

Misty Tredwell: He got what was coming to him thank goodness.

Su Yung: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.

Natasha Hernandez: DARKNESS FALLS!

Princess Celestia: That was so fun.


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: What was the difference between Cyrille Le Paradox and Clockwerk?

Catherine Iroh: That's an easy one. We found out lots of things about them. Like the Cooper Clan, Cyrille Le Paradox came from a clan of thieves himself. Not as big as the Cooper Clan but right up there. But they didn't write down all their techniques and styles in a book that they kept for many generations. Another factor that sets the Le Paradox Family apart from the Cooper's is that they are all a family of Anthropomorphic Skunks and they were caught so easily because their stench made them easy to find. So in a way their stench made them like living beacons so to speak. Clockwerk lived for over 12,000 years because of sheer jealousy and hatred over the entire Cooper Clan's thieving reputation. But Clockwerk went after one Cooper at a time over the millennia where as Cyrille Le Paradox blamed the entirety of the Cooper Clan for his family's past misfortunes and he used time travel to wipe them out completely!

Admiral Zhao: Oh man! That is scary.

Layla MacKenzie: Yeah that was scary and crazy.

Sakura Avalon: It's horrible that they both are that dangerous and evil.

Madison Taylor: Yeah it sure is. But they both had different outcomes for each of them.

Chelsea: Cyrille Le Paradox was locked up in prison forever and Clockwerk is dead.

Nikki: Yes because Brittney crushed the source of Clockwerk's power with her bare hands.

Rita (Cardcaptors): The Hate Chip. She crushed that with her bare hands.

Admiral Zhao: She just wiped out 12,000 years of crimes just like that.

Kero: Brittney sure did there.

Li: Yeah that was awesome and cool.

Yue (Cardcaptors): Hard to imagine.

Carly Atlas: It's good he is destroyed and Le Paradox is now in jail forever.

Misty Tredwell: Lincoln should curse him too just in case.

Admiral Zhao: I agree there. But man Sly Cooper has been through a lot.

Catherine Iroh: All of his family over the millennia has.

Admiral Zhao: Yeah. Lets do it!

Catherine did some stances and fired blasts of fire and the group fired waves of magic and smashed him down.

Catherine Iroh: FOR THE FIRE NATION!

Sakura Avalon: That was awesome!


Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou


LeFou was next.

LeFou: It's amazing that the LupinRangers are the great helpers of Arsene Lupin I.

Himiko Toga: It sure is and I think it's so awesome.

Princess Platinum: The LupinRangers are awesome thieves just like Lupin III and Sly Cooper.

Commander Hurricane: They are all awesome and great.

Chancellor Puddinghead: I have a feeling that this will be a great heist when we meet Lupin III tomorrow.

Smart Cookie: I'm excited for this.

Private Pansy: It sure will be awesome and Eric and Sheila are getting married as well too.

Clover the Clever: I agree too. This will be so awesome.

Penance: I'm excited too. This will be so fun.

LeFou: Yeah it will be awesome too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.

Himiko Toga: YEAH! That was great!

Princess Platinum: That was amazing!


Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire


Sunfire was next.

Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) I've read all the books about Arsene Lupin and how big of a thief he was back then and they are great.

Rhonda Monroe: Hey I have too! Those books are all awesome and I have always been a big lover of mystery stories. Sherlock Holmes specifically.

Sunny Starscout: Those books are all awesome.

Izzy Moonbow: They sure are and I like the Hound of The Baskervilles.

Hitch Trailblazer: I liked the stories about Jack the Ripper.

Pipp Petals: It's amazing that there are so many stories like that for him.

Zipp Storm: But the 2 villains that Sherlock Holmes could never bring in were Arsene Lupin and Jack the Ripper.

Himiko Toga: That's right. But it's amazing how forensic science was able to identify Jack the Ripper after over 140 years. He was really an Immigrant from Poland that was mental ill.

Diamond Tiara: That is amazing.

Cozy Glow: That is so awesome.

Sunfire: Forensic Science sure has come a long way hasn't it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.

Rhonda Monroe: FIRE WINS!

Sunny Starscout: ALL RIGHT!


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.


Abacus Cinch was next.

Abacus Cinch: What is your favorite mystery series?

Irena Malkovich: I've always been a lover of Agatha Christie's books. My favorite is Murder On The Orient Express. That was awesome.

Indigo Zap: Mystery books were never my thing but those are awesome.

Lemon Zest: They are really cool.

Sunny Flare: All mystery books for me. I can't decide on one.

Sugarcoat: Same with me because it's a logical choice.

Sour Sweet: I agree. All those books are awesome.

Frosty Orange: Mystery Books are all awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: I've always loved all mystery books and they are amazing.

Princess Cadance: Those are all awesome books/

Abacus Cinch: I agree too. They are amazing. Lets do it!

That fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed her down.

Irena Malkovich: ALL RIGHT!

Indigo Zap: That was so awesome!


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.


Witchfire was next.

Witchfire: This evil version of Montana Max must be one evil kid.

Shinoa Hiragi: You have no idea. He wants all that money all for himself.

Me: Yes he does. We heard many rumors going on about him and we were told that he has 500 times more than our entire wealth.

Brittany Gresh: Wow! That is an amazing amount of wealth.

Witchfire: No kidding! That is amazing. Lets do it!

We fired waves of blue fire and energy and smashed her down.

Shinoa: TAKE THAT!

Me: (HOWLS)


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 우리 몬태나 버전의 이 사악한 버전은 돈과 그 모든 것에 대한 그의 사랑 때문에 따라가기 힘든 쿠키 중 하나임에 틀림없습니다. (This evil version of our version of Montana must be one difficult cookie to go after because of his love of money and all that.)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 당신은 거기에서 농담하지 않습니다. 우리는 그가 우리보다 몇 배나 더 많은 돈을 가지고 있고 강렬하다는 소문을 들었습니다. 그러나 그가 한 모든 일 후에 그는 그 모든 돈을 받을 자격이 없습니다. (You are not kidding there. We heard rumors flying around that he has many times more money than we do and that is intense. But after everything he did he doesn't deserve all that money.)

Sam S.L.: I have a feeling that he stole all that money and tried to go after our money but couldn't do so because of our encrypted accounts and more.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 그는 그때 완전히 운이 없었습니다. 우리 계좌에 들어가는 것은 세계에서 가장 어려운 은행에 백만 배나 들어가려고 하는 것과 같습니다. (He is totally out of luck then. Getting into our accounts is like trying to get into the toughest bank in the world times a million.)

Finn: That is amazing.

Flame Princess: But at least he won't try.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

Princess Bubblegum: Yeah no kidding.

Lady Flamicorn: 그러나 곧 그는 갇히게 될 것이고 그들은 열쇠를 버릴 것입니다. 해보자! (But soon he will be locked up and they will throw away the key. Lets do it!)

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Awesome victory comrades!

Sam S.L.: RIGHT ON!


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll the Eternal was next.

Kru'll the Eternal: How did Montana Max get all his money?

Logan White: From what I remember he got his wealth from winning the lottery just like J.D. did. But this version of Montana Max STOLE all that money.

Tyranno Hassleberry: Yeah what a jerk! He doesn't deserve all that money.

Aylene Carter: No way, no how, no chance, no anything.

Littlefoot: Yeah no kidding.

Cera: I hope we thrash his butt all over.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Spike: Yeah.

Kru'll the Eternal: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and magic and fire and smashed him down.

Logan White: (TYRANNOSAURUS ROAR)

Tyranno Hassleberry: ALL RIGHT!


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: After destroying the bases of Black Ghost, Eric and Sheila more than earned the right to start a family.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) I agree there. That was great.

Bai Tza: I think so too. The wedding will be the perfect trap for Evil Montana Max.

Maria: Yeah I agree too.

Girl Jordan: It'll be awesome and action packed.

Genki: And we'll kick some butt!

Holly: Yeah!

Baddie Undine: Yeah this will be awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Laniya Momoshiki: ALL RIGHT!

Bai Tza: That was so awesome!


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Steeling all of the Evil Montana Max's treasure and gold will make a great treasure for you all.

Laura Wynn: Yes it sure will and we'll be ready for him.

Crysta: The wedding will be a perfect trap for him.

Laney: They sure will. Evil Montana Max may have all that money but he is stupid and a big time spoiled brat.

Ren: Yes he sure is.

Tula: And he will love spending every minute in prison.

Ioz: Absolutely.

Niddler: Yeah he sure will.

Morpho: Yes I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.

Laura Wynn: YEAH BABY!

Laney: That was awesome!


Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor


The Chocolate Sailor was next.

Chocolate Sailor: I'll fatten him up with so much chocolate that he will not be moving when we're done with him.

Sonya Furya: That will be awesome to see.

Mary Knudson: Yeah it sure will!

Lola: He'll be puking up chocolate syrup.

Lori: That will be awesome.

Chocolate Sailor: It sure will mateys. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Sonya Furya: ALL RIGHT!

Mary Knudson: Take that!


Natasha Katariina the Honest Gene-Slammer VS Moby Duck.


Natasha looked around and then a HUGE RUBBER DUCK ROBOT APPEARED! IT WAS MOBY DUCK!


The giant fowl Moby Duck is a scourge of the sea and enemy of Captain James P. Dirt and his filthy crew.

History

According to legend, Moby Duck will relentlessly pursue anyone whom it deems unclean until such time as it can clean them. When Tommy Gilligan joined the Filthy Crew and helped them capture Moby Duck, Tommy and Jimmy learned the truth behind Moby Duck: that it was actually a robot controlled by Jimmy's mother Mrs. Dirt, who had been trying to make him take a bath for 36 years.


Moby Duck: (QUACK)

Natasha Katariina: Whoa! That is an awesome Rubber Ducky. But it's not my bathtime already is it?

Mrs. Dirt: No it's not.

Natasha Katariina: WHOA!

Mrs. Dirt: Sorry for the scare. My name is Mrs. Dirt. I built this giant Rubber Duck robot to go after my son James T. Dirt. He hasn't taken a bath for 36 years.

Natasha Katariina: 36 Years and he NEVER ONCE took a BATH!? That is disgusting!

Me: That is Hepatitis Waiting to happen!

Mrs. Dirt: Yeah it sure is.

Natasha Katariina: Yeah no kidding.

Mrs. Dirt: That is crazy huh? Lets do it!

Natasha flew into the air and fired waves of light at the duck robot and smashed it down.

Mrs. Dirt: Wow! Your wings and powers of light are magnificent.

Natasha Katariina: I get that a lot. Sorry you went through all this trouble to get your son to take a bath for 3 and a half decades.

Mrs. Dirt: I'll be okay.


Gloria Gellespie the Vladat Gene-Slammer VS Zimbo (AAAHH! Real Monsters)


Gloria Gellespie was looking around and then out came ZIMBO!


Zimbo is The Snorch's partner. He is the only monster who can understand the Snorch's words. He looks like a bee and can fly. Zimbo doesn't treat any of the students at the Monster Academy nicely, but he is nice to Gromble(the teacher). He often spreads rumors, showing he's more of a trouble maker than a helper. He may even be more of a bully than others see the Snorch as, as he takes joy in seeing others in torment. In the episode I Heard the Snorch Call My Name, he grew very jealous when Snorch wanted to befriend Oblina and took great joy at the idea that without the voice box, Oblina wouldn't be his friend. Zimbo is voiced by the great voice actor, Tim Curry.


Gloria Gellespie: So my archenemy is a bug monster.

Zimbo: Oh indeed. My name is Zimbo.

Gloria Gellespie: Pleasure.

Zimbo: Shall we get this challenge on?

Gloria Gellespie: Lets.

Gloria fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Miana & Maina VS Demon Peter Puppy.


Demon Peter Puppy was next.

Demon Peter Puppy: (ROARS)

Miana: Lets take dog down!

Maina: Yes!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola and Lisa VS Vulpes


Vulpes was next.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened Vulpes' safe and in it was a bunch of guns called the Destroyers of the Lycans, and they also have unlimited ammunition clips of silver nitrate bullets and UV bullets, in case if Kraven, Viktor, or Marcus Corvinus dare to come back from the dead. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico: Cool guns.

Nico teleported back with them.

Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!

Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!

He turned the Fire Buster into a cannon!

Nico loaded an Inferno Dragon Disk and they loaded their disks!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and Vulpes exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Jayden: Samurai Rangers Victory is ours.

Nico: Vulpes you have failed this city again!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


The battles were done and we regrouped and cheered.

Absorbing Man: Nice way to spend April Fool's, huh?

Nico: You said it!

Kyd Wykkyd: And no Dark Luan to mess it up.

P'andor: And no Dark Connor either.

Nico: Thank goodness. Mr. Lynn how did you like doing April Fools day here the right way?

Lynn Sr.: I liked it it better than the way we had to go through with it. It was awful. But it's nice to see April Fools day done normally now.

Me: That is for sure.

Trumbipular: Tomorrow is Sheila and Eric's wedding.

Nico: You said it.

Whiger: We'll need to get a very special cake.

Eric Loud: I hope it's a great one.

Lynn Sr.: We're really proud of you kiddo.

Eric Loud: Thanks Uncle Lynn. It's gonna be awesome.

Nico: Yeah it sure will. (To the viewers) Hope you all have a safe and fun and happy April Fools Day. This was a funny adventure.

Me: Boy it sure was. Now we have to get ready for tomorrow.

Nico: Yep.

We went back to the estate and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. It was fun.

Meanwhile half way around the world, Lupin III and his gang were getting ready for our arrival.

Lupin III: This will be so fun! I can't wait to see what kind of heist we're doing tomorrow with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Jigen: It will be awesome.

Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Lets get ready for this everyone and make it fun and honorable.

Lupin III: Yep. Lets do it!

They went at the screen!

CHOIR: LUPIN III!

TO BE CONTINUED!


Another awesome fanfic done!

Hope you all got a great laugh out of this one. The first part was for the awesome movie Underworld 4: Awakening. That was an awesome movie series. The second part was for the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog called Cajun Granny Stew. One of my favorites and it was great. That episode aired on November 12th, 1999 and it was awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Thor, me and Eli face an evil version of Loki from The Avengers and we're going to take down that evil traitorous god for good! We're also going to meet a Gimlinopithecus Gene-Slammer named Shelley Laurence and she is from Nico's Ceramics Classes. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the in the Earthworm Jim world of New Junk City and they are going to face that Fish Vomiting freak Chuck and get him to join the Masters of Evil. Also they are going to meet an Ocean Dragon Lord Neo Daedalus Gene-Slammer named Violet Alabama, Violet is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she is also the Gene-Slammer of Ocean Dragon Lord Neo Daedalus and she has many horrible revelations about Chandler and his evil dad. Also she has many dark secrets about Princess Morbucks. She is going to reveal 10 revelations each for Chandler and then 10 revelations for that evil spoiled brat Princess Morbucks in the Limburger Cheese Mines. Also I'm gonna do a test rescue for myself. I'm going to rescue girls in Bikinis in the Mirrodin Forest in the world of Magic the Gathering and they are gonna be under attack by a bunch of wild Alpha Kavu. Me, Laney, Eli, Varie, Allie Wilde, Nicole Knudson, Marle, Nico and Ruby Rose will head out to rescue them. So I'll need the scene for that please Guest. Also for phase one of Sheila's transformation against Evil Montana Max so I'll need the sequence for that please too. Also as you all saw tomorrow is gonna be for the awesome anime Lupin III and we're going to have not only Eric Loud and Sheila's wedding but it's gonna be a trap for an evil version of Montana Max and we're going to make that evil spoiled brat pay big time and send him to the worst place ever known on Earth: The Brussel Sprouts Mines in Belgium!

See you all tomorrow