IN MEMORIUM OF THE GREAT SHOW GREEN ACRES


It was a really gross sight as Nico, Sheila, Eli, me, Varie and Ibara Shiozaki were flying through a REALLY MASSIVE AND GROSS intestine!

Nico: Geez this place is disgusting!

Me: No kidding and I thought going inside my stomach looked really bad.

Varie: That was gross but this is much more disgusting! And it smells worse than Lori's farts!

Eli: No kidding. It's gross! Lana would love it though.

Ibara Shiozaki: Yeah no kidding. But this is amazing going through an intestine like this.

Me: Yeah and the Heartbeats add an ominous tone.

Nico: No kidding. Thanks for coming with me, Sheila.

Sheila: Anytime Nico. You all gave me the best wedding I've ever had.

Eli: It was really fun.

Me: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: But this is really cool being inside a huge intestine like this.

Eli: To some but not to me. But this is what Earthworm Jim must've seen.

Nico: So, how do you feel to finally be married?

Sheila: I feel amazing Nico. And I'm so happy to be married to Eric.

Me: And he is the Loud's cousin.

Nico: Yep that is cool.

Ibara Shiozaki: It sure is.

We were walking through the intestine and it was gross. We saw fish flying with helicopter propellers and the floor was sticky, slimy and smelled like SHIT!

Nico: YUCK!

Eli: This is gross!

Nico: Sheila, if you want to go Shredlegs, now's the time.

Sheila: With pleasure!

She concentrated and then transformed into SHREDLEGS!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: All right!

FART FART FART FART FART FARTFARTFARTFFART!

Me: That wasn't me!

Nico: I think it was from him!

We saw DR. DUODENUM! HE WAS A LIVING FART GLAND!


Doc Duodenum is a minor villain from the Earthworm Jim series. He was once the duodenum of a gigantic alien entity, but he got bored of his life and then decided to leave on his own (this probably was not very good for the alien). He created his own planet, shaped over his vision of perfection. The planet, the Intestinal Planet, is actually a gigantic intestine. He lives on digesting anyone that comes into his planet, spitting acid on his victims. Earthworm Jim came into his planet while chasing Psy-Crow, so Doc decided to have him for dinner. Jim obviously disliked the idea, and was forced to fight him. Victorious and disgusted, he left the planet. However, Jim needed to cross the planet a second time, so in order to avoid being detected, he used his stealth disguise of Sally, the blind cave salamander, thus being able to squeeze over the intestinal tracts without being noticed by the Doc.


Ibara Shiozaki: That must be Dr. Duodenum!

Nico: Sheila, let me hop on your back.

Sheila: Okay!

Nico did so.

?: Let me thrash this monster.

A TERRORANCHULA APPEARED!

Nico: Whoa a Terroranchula!

Terroranchula: (In a Girl's voice) (Kenyan Accent) Been a long time Nico.

Nico: Krystal Flemmington? Wow!

Me: Awesome to meet you.

Terroranchula: Thanks.

Terroranchula punched and pulverized Dr. Duodenum all over.

Ibara Shiozaki held him in place with her hair and blasted him all over.

He was farting and belching from each hit.

Me: Geez! This guy is a walking gas factory!

He then fired bile all over and we dodged it!

Nico: GROSS! He's spraying Bile.

Me: YUCK!

Nico: Shredlegs, let's wrap things up!

Sheila: YEAH!

Then she fired a wave of web and wrapped him up in it and then the Terroranchula ATE DR. DUODENUM! YUCK!

Me: OH SICK!

Eli: I think I've lost my appetite for the day!

Nico: YUCK!

Then the Terroranchula reverted back and she was a girl with black hair, brown eyes and purple clothes.

Krystal Flemmington: YUCK! I'll never get that bad taste out of my mouth.

Ibara Shiozaki: I don't blame you for that.

I pulled out some mouthwash and gave it to her.

Krystal Flemmington: Thanks J.D.

She drank and gargled and then spit.

Krystal Flemmington: Ahh that's better.

Nico: Yeah. But it's awesome to see you again Krystal.

Sheila reverted back and she was back in her clothes again. We invented a spell that enables gene-slammer to have their clothes on every time they change back.

Sheila: That was awesome though.

Nico: Good thing you're wearing the same clothes you had on when you transformed yesterday.

Sheila: Yeah thank goodness.

Eli: Yeah.

Sheila: What's your favorite memory with Nico?

Krystal Flemmington: We went to chemistry class together and I was working on a potion to give people laser vision. But I accidentally made a Fountain of Youth Potion and I spilled some on the teacher accidentally and turned her into a little kindergarten kid.

Me: Wow! A Fountain of Youth Potion. That rings a bell. Like with what happened when Lisa made one and Leni turned all her sisters minus Laney and Lisa into babies.

Nico: I remember that. That was awesome.

Eli: It sure was and it put our parenting skills to the test.

Ibara Shiozaki: That must've been fun. I would have loved to see them as babies.

We laughed.

Varie: It was so awesome. And that happened after Jack and Carly's wedding after we saved the world from being destroyed by a massive asteroid that was gonna destroy the planet.

Eli: Yep.

Krystal Flemmington: That is cool.

Nico and Krystal then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Krystal Flemmington: Me too Nico.

Me: Hate to interrupt this reunion but can we please get the hell out of here? I don't want to stay here another second.

Nico: Yeah you're right. This place is really grossing me out.

Eli: Me too.

Nico: And don't expect the Gene Slammers to still have their clothes every time they revert back now. They may still tear apart on most occasions.

Me: Noted.

We left for home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Cooper Gang and Cooper Clan, Sheila and Eric Loud, and Qin are heading into the world of the 1997 movie Planetary Traveller, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to travel to the eight planets and see what each world is like, along with meeting the 13 Gene-Slammers for the Lightsworn Monsters, and we're also going to destroy the evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison, who are on those planets.

Lincoln: This is so awesome, we're here in the world of the 1997 movie Planetary Traveller, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to travel to the eight planets and see what each world is like, along with meeting the 13 Gene-Slammers for the Lightsworn Monsters, and we're also going to destroy the evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison, who are on those planets.

Me: That's right, big guy. I saw that movie long ago, and it was so awesome.

Nico: The planets there are said to be amazing, this is going to be so awesome.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. And I want to thank you, Sheila, and Eric for coming with us, Qin.

Qin: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Sly Cooper: We've already got Sir Raleigh, Mugshot, and Mz. Ruby in The Masters of Evil, and we got Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison in The Redemption Squad, so we're getting a shot at taking their evil versions down for good.

Inspector Fox: (Spanish Accent) Same here.

We then began travelling to the eight planets, and they were so diverse and beautiful. Then, during our travels to the planets, we battled against the evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, and Contessa, and after we tied them up in neon rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and we've found the Lightsworn Paladin, Lightsworn Summoner, Lightsworn Sorceress, Lightsworn Dragon, Lightsworn Monk, Lightsworn Beast, Lightsworn Spirit, Lightsworn Hunter, Lightsworn Mender, Lightsworn Angel, Lightsworn Druid, and Lightsworn Maiden.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last planet to head for, and that's where we'll find the fifteen girls, and the Lightsworn Warrior.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fifteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fifteen girls, along with the Lightsworn Warrior, but they've been cornered by Evil Jean Bison, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the fifteen girls, along with the Lightsworn Warrior, but they've been cornered by Evil Jean Bison, and he's going to kill them.

Lightsworn Paladin: (Girl's voice) That evil version of Jean Bison's going to try and kill our sister, let's get him!

Lightsworn Summoner, Lightsworn Sorceress, Lightsworn Dragon, Lightsworn Monk, Lightsworn Beast, Lightsworn Spirit, Lightsworn Hunter, Lightsworn Mender, Lightsworn Angel, Lightsworn Druid, and Lightsworn Maiden: (Girls' voices) Yeah, we'll tear him to shreds if he hurts one hair on our sis.

When Lincoln heard those voices, he knew who they belonged to.

Lincoln: Those voices, Kira, Hayley, Natalie, Joan, Naomi, Luna, Gina, Reggie, Janet, Celeste, Tammy, and Violet Gutierrez, I knew it was you girls. Then, that means the Lightsworn Warrior is none other than Rachel. Come on, we got to help the fifteen girls and your sister. (To Evil Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, and Contessa) If Evil Jean Bison hurts one hair on Rachel's head, you better start praying.

The evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, and Contessa gulped in dread. We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Evil Jean Bison, and it allowed the fifteen girls to get away and allowed Rachel Gutierrez to join with the rest of her sisters. When Evil Jean Bison saw us here, he was enraged.

Jean Bison: You've made a mockery of my name for the last time.

Panda King: And the same goes with my evil version of myself. Now, we shall put an end to these monsters for good.

Lincoln: That's right, in fact.

Lincoln tossed the tied up evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, and Contessa at Evil Jean Bison, then Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Sheila and Eric Loud, Qin, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, The Cooper Gang and Cooper Clan got out their weapons, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at the evil versions of Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to you monsters to face justice for all of your crimes.

Lincoln powered down, but then, he was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with the shimmering crystals of many beautiful colors, and when Lincoln emerged, the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned into rainbow colors except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep rainbow colors, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned rainbow, his large blue pants remain the same, along with the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned rainbow, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned rainbow, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned rainbow. Lincoln transformed into CRYSTAL LINCOLN, The Crystal Elemental HERO.

Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by colorful crystals and crystal clusters, and we knew what he's going to do: he's going to use the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse on the evil versions of Sly Cooper's enemies.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Evil Sir Raleigh the Frog, Evil Mugshot, Evil Mz. Ruby, Evil Panda King, Evil Dimitri LouSteau, Evil Rajan, Evil Contessa, and Evil Jean Bison. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I really had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, and we saw icicles going down our spines.

Then, Lincoln fires powerful blasts of rainbow energy with colorful crystals, and once they hit Evil Sir Raleigh the Frog, Evil Mugshot, Evil Mz. Ruby, Evil Panda King, Evil Dimitri LouSteau, Evil Rajan, Evil Contessa, and Evil Jean Bison, they were trapped inside their separate colorful crystal prisons for all eternity, and it drains them of their negative energy and we're absorbing all of the negative energy and convert it into positive energy, and we gained a massive power boost. Then, Lincoln beamed the imprisoned villains to the Pluto Prison for good. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Now, that's it for Evil Sir Raleigh the Frog, Evil Mugshot, Evil Mz. Ruby, Evil Panda King, Evil Dimitri LouSteau, Evil Rajan, Evil Contessa, and Evil Jean Bison. (To the Gutierrez Sisters) And it's so good to see you all again, Kira, Hayley, Natalie, Joan, Naomi, Luna, Gina, Reggie, Janet, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel Gutierrez.

Kira Gutierrez: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time since we last saw you.

Lincoln went up to the Gutierrez Sisters, and they hugged, and Kira and her sisters were also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time that I haven't seen all of you, and as you and your sisters can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Kira Gutierrez: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Hayley Gutierrez: Yeah, you really have, Lincoln.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these thirteen girls.

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. The Lightsworn Paladin is Kira Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Summoner is Hayley Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Sorceress is Natalie Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Dragon is Joan Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Monk is Naomi Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Beast is Luna Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Spirit is Gina Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Hunter is Reggie Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Mender is Janet Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Angel is Celeste Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Druid is Tammy Gutierrez, The Lightsworn Maiden is Violet Gutierrez, and the Lightsworn Warrior is Rachel Gutierrez.

Me: Dang, that's a lot of sisters.

Sally Huntington: Just like with me and my sisters.

Kira Gutierrez: But, unlike you and your sisters, Sally, we decided to Gene-Slam ourselves with the Lightsworn Monsters on purpose to help Lincoln out.

We were amazed and stunned.

Nico: Whoa, so you girls Gene-Slammed yourselves on purpose to help Lincoln out? That's so amazing!

Kira Gutierrez: That's right, and we also had a bit of a crush on Lincoln as well. And we also got lots of terrible revelations about Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and not really bad revelations about Leni, Luna, Lucy, and Lana.

Me: (Gasps) Oh, that's not good.

Nico: You said it, J.D. But, I'm curious, why didn't you girls include Laney and Lily?

Lily Loud: Nah, we actually got along with the Gutierrez Sisters, and when they told us the reason of why they purposefully Gene-Slammed themselves to help our brother out, we promised to keep that a secret from Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa.

Nico: Oh, that makes sense.

Lincoln: That's right. Now, let's get you and your sisters back to normal, Kira.

Kira Gutierrez: No need, Lincoln.

Kira Gutierrez and her sisters reverted back to normal, and they're thirteen beautiful 17-year-old girls with long flowing colored hair, colored eyes, fair skin, they're 6'5" in height, they have the bodies of goddesses, and they each have massive colored angel wings, as they reigned in the power of the Lightsworn Monsters, and they're dressed in sleeveless colored blouses, sleeveless colored midriff tops and short-sleeved tops, long colored skirts, colored pants, colored high-heeled sneakers, and long colored sleeveless trenchcoats with lights on the coattails and on the backs are the Lightsworn Monsters they were Gene-Slammed to.

Lincoln: Wow, those are some awesome outfits. And I've got something for you and your sisters, Kira.

Then, Lincoln gave the Gutierrez Sisters thirteen large Lightsworn Monster-themed swords, they're large swords with the Lightsworn Monsters etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels.

Kira Gutierrez: Wow, we love the new swords you made for us, Lincoln.

Suddenly, thirteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of the Gutierrez Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.

Kira Gutierrez: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, those are Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, which means you and your sisters are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Kira.

The Gutierrez Sisters had smiles on their faces and tears coming from their eyes, as they wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, along with his twelve clones and Lincoln and his clones wrap their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their bodies, and they leaned down and kissed the Gutierrez Sisters on their lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fifteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fifteen girls are Mami Shimura, Saori Inzuzuka, Yurika Tani, Reiko Takagi, Izumi Totsuka, Shizuka Nakamoto, Cindy Sakurai, Ryōko Minami, Misako Ishibashi, Maina Yasuda, Yukie Itō, Maki Nishikawa, Mika Katō, Kiyomi Arai, and Megumi Yokoyama from Sotsugyō.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mami Shimura, Saori Inzuzuka, Yurika Tani, Reiko Takagi, Izumi Totsuka, Shizuka Nakamoto, Cindy Sakurai, Ryōko Minami, Misako Ishibashi, Maina Yasuda, Yukie Itō, Maki Nishikawa, Mika Katō, Kiyomi Arai, and Megumi Yokoyama from Sotsugyō.

Nicole Knudson: From Sotsugyō, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mami Shimura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mami Shimura and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the evil versions of Sly Cooper's enemies, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Mami Shimura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and the fourteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mami Shimura: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fifteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mami Shimura, Saori Inzuzuka, Yurika Tani, Reiko Takagi, Izumi Totsuka, Shizuka Nakamoto, Cindy Sakurai, Ryōko Minami, Misako Ishibashi, Maina Yasuda, Yukie Itō, Maki Nishikawa, Mika Katō, Kiyomi Arai, and Megumi Yokoyama with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone of what happened in the world of Planetary Traveller, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were the evil versions of Sly Cooper's villains, Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in cursing them with the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and the Gutierrez Sisters now have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mami Shimura, Saori Inzuzuka, Yurika Tani, Reiko Takagi, Izumi Totsuka, Shizuka Nakamoto, Cindy Sakurai, Ryōko Minami, Misako Ishibashi, Maina Yasuda, Yukie Itō, Maki Nishikawa, Mika Katō, Kiyomi Arai, and Megumi Yokoyama from Sotsugyō.

Nicole Knudson: From Sotsugyō, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mami Shimura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mami Shimura and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the evil versions of Sly Cooper's enemies, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Mami Shimura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and the fourteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mami Shimura: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fifteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mami Shimura, Saori Inzuzuka, Yurika Tani, Reiko Takagi, Izumi Totsuka, Shizuka Nakamoto, Cindy Sakurai, Ryōko Minami, Misako Ishibashi, Maina Yasuda, Yukie Itō, Maki Nishikawa, Mika Katō, Kiyomi Arai, and Megumi Yokoyama with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone of what happened in the world of Planetary Traveller, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were the evil versions of Sly Cooper's villains, Sir Raleigh the Frog, Mugshot, Mz. Ruby, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rajan, Contessa, and Jean Bison.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in cursing them with the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and the Gutierrez Sisters now have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back.


After dealing with the evil versions of Sly Cooper's enemies, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when the Gutierrez Sisters saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had thirteen atomic red blushes on their faces.

Kira Gutierrez: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Luna Gutierrez: That's so awesome.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself.

Natalie Gutierrez: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, girls. So, what are these terrible revelations about Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lola, Luan, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa, along with the not really bad revelations about Luna?

Kira Gutierrez: Ooh, have we got something to tell you guys? First is Lori, one day, while Lincoln and I were working on a science project, that cell-phone obsessed control freak wanted Lincoln to be an ottoman so she can paint her toenails. But, Lincoln told her "no", and she went ballistic and wanted to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel. But, I fired a blast of light at her, and she hit the wall. When I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what Lori tried to do, Lori got her cellphone taken for five weeks and she was grounded for that same amount of time.

Hayley Gutierrez: Now for Leni, one day, Lincoln and I were at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Leni showed up and wanted to dress Lincoln in a dress, that's going to lead to an embarrassing situation. I then found out that it was Lori's idea to do that, thanks to Leni blabbing it out. So, we went back to the Loud House, and when Mr. and Mrs. Loud found out it was Lori's idea, she got grounded for two weeks for trying to humiliate Lincoln, and she swore revenge.

Natalie Gutierrez: Now for a not really bad revelation about Luna, I know she's Lincoln's guardian, but I soon found out she was forced to be a mean sister to Lincoln, and the ones who bullied her into this were Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. I gave Luna a talking to, and when she realized Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were the ones who forced her to be a bully. When Luna found out, she smashed her cymbals into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's ears, and they went deaf for two weeks, and the five mean sisters were also grounded for eight weeks because of it.

Joan Gutierrez: Now for Luan, I found out that prank-crazy prankster was going to give Lincoln the biggest pranking of his life, but when I found out she littered the place with traps such as raccoon cages, electric eels, poisonous snakes, greased-up floors, bear traps, and many more, I knew I had to save Lincoln. So, I fired a blast of light at the traps and ruined them all, and when Luan found out I ruined her pranks, she wanted to destroy me. But, I fired a blast of light and blinded her, and then, I tied that lunatic up with nylon rope, and I told Lincoln about what Luan was going to do to him, and he thanked me for saving him, and as for Luan, she was grounded for nine weeks and she had to clean the whole house.

Naomi Gutierrez: Now for Lynn, Lincoln and I were playing in the park, but then, Lynn showed up and she proceeded to pulverize Lincoln, and said she needed her training dummy, and she laughed at him and I got so mad, I pulled her off of Lincoln and I gave her such a nasty black eye by punching her in the face, and then, I tied that animal up with nylon rope, and we dragged her back home. When Mr. and Mrs. Loud found out, Lynn was grounded for nine weeks with no sports or sports competitions, and she was so mad, she wanted revenge on me. But, I made a ball of light and I threatened, if she tried to hurt me or Lincoln, she'd blast her and send her flying to jail.

Luna Gutierrez: Now for Lucy, one day, I was with Lincoln at the park, but then, we got scared by the sudden appearance of Lucy, and she wanted to brutally harm Lincoln But, I stopped her from doing so, and when I found out from her that Lynn was the one who put the thought of murdering her own brother in her head, I went down there and I brutally pulverized Lynn, and as soon as I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud, Lynn got grounded for three weeks. Lucy got grounded for two days, but she earned the forgiveness of Lincoln, and when he also found out Lynn put that thought of him being possessed by demons into Lucy's head, he got so mad at Lynn, he didn't talk to her for ten whole weeks.

Gina Gutierrez: Now for Lana, one day, I went with Lincoln to Tall Timbers for relaxation, but then, we got interrupted by Lana, who threw mud at Lincoln, and wanted to wrestle him into the ground. But, I wasn't going to let Lana do that, so I grabbed the grease monkey and we dragged her back to the Loud House, and she got grounded for two days. But, she eventually apologized to Lincoln, and they made up.

Reggie Gutierrez: Now for Lola, while what Lana did was bad, it's nothing compared to what Lola did. One day, I was going for a walk, but I heard the sound of screams coming from The Loud House, and the sounds of objects being smashed on the walls. I knew the sound of that scream came from only one person: Lincoln, and it was the terrified scream, and the sound of objects being smashed on the walls and an angry scream of rage could only come from one person: Lola Loud. I headed in, and I got the little monster away from Lincoln. I found out that Lincoln accidentally stepped on Lola's tiara, and Lola went mad with rage and thought Lincoln did it on purpose, and she wanted to kill him. But, I knew that it was an accident, and Lola had gone too far again. So, I dragged her butt to the parents, and when I told them about what Lola was about to do to Lincoln, Mrs. Loud paddled Lola and the little pageant demon was grounded for three weeks.

Janet Gutierrez: Now for Lisa, and this is something me, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel did together to defend Lincoln. One day, me, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel were walking to the Loud House to help Lincoln with a project for school, but then, we heard the sound of screams coming from The Loud House: we broke the door down and we rushed on in, we then found the source of the screams: it was Lincoln, and he was strapped to Lisa's table, and he had a laser pointed at his head, and we saw Lisa laughing madly and she was about to be fire the laser. We fired blasts of light at the laser and destroyed it, and we got Lincoln out, and we pulverized Lisa and tied her up in nylon rope. We then told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about it, and Lisa got her science equipment confiscated for three weeks and Lisa got grounded for five weeks.

We were shocked at the revelations about Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa.

Me: Jeez.

Nico: Now, those are some really terrible revelations that we've heard.

Laney: Me and Lily heard about that from Lincoln and the Gutierrez Sisters, and we were really really horrified.

Lily Loud: And you girls really protected Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. And you also talked some sense into Leni, Luna, Lucy, and Lana.

Luna Loud: Yeah, dude, when Natalie talked to me, she freed me from the influence of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and I was right to have smashed my cymbals in their faces and gave them two weeks of deafness, they're lucky I didn't use my axe because their ears would be bleeding for weeks on end, and I was back to being Lincoln's guardian.

Sly Cooper: Those rotten, good-for-nothing Dark Sides of the Louds are really starting to piss me off. Even more so than the TLPS Bad Guys gang, and they've almost had it up to hear with them as well.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: You got that right, Sly. In fact, I was about to ask Lincoln to give them the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse.

Lincoln: Way ahead of you two.

Lincoln gave the Dark Sides of The Louds minus Dark Lynn who couldn't be found and the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, and not only were they trapped in their crystal prisons for eternity, but we also gained a massive power boost from the curse constantly draining the negative energy out of the dark sides and we absorbed it.

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their beach date, this time, it's at Orange Ocean in Kirby's world.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

And his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?

Paige: Of course, Linky.

Lincoln and his harem left the Estate, and they head for Orange Ocean in Kirby's world, and when they saw it, it was a beautiful place named after its perpetual sunset and the orange glow that it casts on the water with small islands in the sea as well as underwater levels in the orange water.

Kira Gutierrez: Whoa, what is this place, Lincoln?

Lincoln: This, Kira, is Orange Ocean in Kirby's world, it's named after the perpetual sunset and the orange glow it casts on the water. I figured it's perfect for our date, shall we?

Lincoln and his harem right into the waters at Orange Ocean, and they had a lot of fun there. Then, both of our groups went to the picnic areas to have lunch that Lincoln packed. Then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and his clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and then, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and were in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Orange Ocean in Kirby's world.

Nicole Knudson: Orange Ocean, named after its perpetual sunset and the orange glow that it casts on the water? That's so awesome!

Girl Jordan: And with Lincoln's favorite color being orange, we really enjoyed ourselves with Lincoln.

Kira Gutierrez: And we also had a romantic and passionate kiss with Lincoln after our date was about to end.

Sally Huntington: That's how he always ends the dates, Kira, and you and your sisters are in for a lot more dates with Lincoln.

Luna Gutierrez: You said it, and we can't wait.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Alright, and now that you guys are back, we got something to tell you. Eve just found Michael Corvin, and he also escaped from Antigen.

This surprised Lincoln and his harem, after they came back.

Lincoln: Really, is he still...?

TLPS Ms. Tarantula: Yeah, he's still in Budapest, Hungary. But, we've got to get him out of there, and here to Gotham Royal York before any of the Lycans capture him.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: We asked Nico for permission, and he agreed. Plus, he also gave us some silver nitrate grenades for a little ambush on the Lycans.

Nico: Plus, they beefed up security after what we did to Quint and Dr. Lane on my rescue.

TLPS Ms. Tarantula: Not a problem, Nico. I'll hack into the system, disable it, and then, we ambush the Lycans with the silver nitrate grenades and get Michael Corvin out of there.

Selene (Underworld): You know it won't be an easy task for any of you.

TLPS Mr. Shark: We know, but we're not letting the Lycans get away with this. Trying to kill all of the Vampires, especially vampires like you, Eve, and David, that's not right.

TLPS Mr. Piranha: Besides, we also know you're like a sister to Eli.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: So, we're doing this mission, and we'll see to it the Lycans never run free ever again.

David (Underworld): Then, we're also coming with you.

Eve: (British Accent) He's right, we're all coming with you, and since I can sense for the presences of my father and mother, I'll be able to lead you all to my father.

Selene (Underworld): She's right, it's time to end this war once and for all.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Right, let's go.

After Lincoln's date, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang, Selene (Underworld), Eve, and David (Underworld) are heading to Budapest, Hungary, to rescue Michael Corvin, the only human descendant of the immortal 5th Century Hungarian warlord, Alexander Corvinus, and a powerful Lycan-Vampire Hybrid, who's also escaped from Antigen, and is hiding out from the Lycans.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: So, we're here in Budapest, Hungary. Now, there's no time to waste, we need to find Michael before the Lycans do. Then, we deal with the one who's re-organized the Lycans again after Quint and Dr. Lane were killed.

TLPS Mr. Snake: First, we need to find out where Michael's at.

Suddenly, Eve had a vision, and she saw where her father's located at: he's hiding at the safehouse where Selene took him to after she killed Viktor. But, the Lycans were heading there now to capture him again.

Selene (Underworld): What is it? Michael?

Eve: (British Accent) He's at the safehouse where you took him to after you killed Viktor. But, the Lycans are heading there now.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: We need to head there right now.

The TLPS Bad Guys Gang, Selene (Underworld), Eve, and David (Underworld) head straight over to the safehouse. Then, they see a figure heading for them, but Selene recognized who the figure was: it was Michael Corvin.

Selene (Underworld): Michael?

Then, Michael rushed on over to Selene, and they hugged.

Michael Corvin: Thank God you're okay.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And before you take action, we came here to help you, Michael.

Selene (Underworld): It's okay, they're with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Michael Corvin: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, ah, I see. Before we get out of here, I need to tell you all of who's re-organized the Lycans after Quint and Jacob Lane were dealt with: his name is Marius, he rose to power after the deaths of Quint and Jacob Lane, and now, he seeks to finish their plans and destroy the Covens for good.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: What? This is not good, we need to find Marius and kill him.

Michael Corvin: It won't be that easy, Marius is more ruthless and cruel than Lucian, the previous leader and creator of the Lycans, and he wants my blood, the same with Selene and my daughter, Eve.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That bastard. Lucian may have been driven by revenge against the Vampires for what Viktor did in killing Sonja centuries ago, but what Marius is planning to do, this is something I refuse to allow. I will see to it that Marius dies a painful and agonizing death for what he's done, and the Lycans will be destroyed for good.

Suddenly, TLPS Mr. Wolf's massive Fenrir's Sword of The Moonlight Wolf unholstered itself from his wider and more muscular back, and it's surrounded by a vortex of rainbow energy and a kaleidoscope of midnight blue energy with moonlight and wolves, and when it emerged, the sword's transformed into Fenrir's Lunar Nordic Wolf Sword of The Eternal Moon, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blue blade with silver lining the blade and a wolf howling at the full moon etched on the blade, large midnight blue wolf heads with midnight blue crystal eyes for the crossguard, large white pearl embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large midnight wolf heads with midnight blue gems for the eyes and in the open mouths, and a midnight blue gem on the bottom the wolf heads for the pommel.

Selene (Underworld): It appears your sword's undergone a transformation, Mr. Wolf.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: I'll be sure to ask Lincoln about that later.

Suddenly, the sword beckoned to TLPS Mr. Wolf, and when he grabbed the large sword's longer black handle, the rest of the team saw the amber colored sclera of his eyes glow, and then, he grew from 7'0" to 7'4" in height, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a little bit bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, and his clothes grew longer. Then, as if he's picked up on the Lycans' presence, he slashed at the incoming Lycans with such incredible speed, and he cut them all down and killed them, as the silver lining of his new sword dealt them a serious blow.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Now, to head for Marius.

The TLPS Bad Guys Gang, Selene (Underworld), Eve, Michael Corvin, and David (Underworld) head for Antigen, where Marius is still hiding out. TLPS Ms. Tarantula hacked the system, and they were able to sneak inside without warning any of the Lycans. Then, they see Marius in his office, along with many other Lycans.

Marius: I can't believe Selene and Eve escaped, and just when we're finally getting close to finally destroying the Vampires.

Suddenly, the spirits of the vampires and werewolves appeared and swirled around the room, along with darkness appearing out of nowhere, and silver nitrate grenades were dropped in every room in Antigen. Then, an explosion appeared out of nowhere, and the howl of a werewolf echoed through the air, and as the dust cleared, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang, Selene (Underworld), Eve, Michael Corvin, and David (Underworld) appeared.

Marius: Who are all of you?

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's of no concern to you, Marius. It won't matter though, because in a few minutes, you will die here and this war will be brought to an end.

Suddenly, something snapped in TLPS Mr. Wolf's mind, as the amber colored sclera of his eyes turned neon amber, and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy and midnight blue energy aura with wolves and moonlight, and as he approached Marius, he left rainbow energy, midnight blue energy, wolves, and moonlight with every step.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Marius, I will never forgive you for your attempts to capture Selene, Eve, and Michael Corvin, so you could get their blood to end this centuries old blood war that was caused by Viktor's paranoia. (Getting Angry) But, what you tried to do in attempting to kill Michael Corvin for his blood and the fact that you're only solely driven by hatred..., YOU CROSSED ONE MORAL LINE TOO MANY, MARIUS, AND FOR THAT, I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE, AND I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE A HORRIBLE AGONIZING DEATH, YOU SELFISH, HEARTLESS, MURDEROUS BASTARD!

The rest of the TLPS Bad Guys Gang gasped in pure shock.

TLPS Mr. Shark: There's no turning back now, the boss is going to see to it that Marius pays for what he's tried to do.

Then, TLPS Mr. Wolf screamed like a madman and let out a really loud howl. But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive explosion of power blasted out and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy and midnight blue energy with moonlight and moonlight fire surrounding it, there's a wolf running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a midnight blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, TLPS Mr. Wolf emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'4" tall and extremely muscular TLPS Mr. Wolf remained the same, he has neon amber sclera and a rainbow energy aura with moonlight, midnight blue energy, moonlight fire, and wolves surrounding him, he has a wolf howling at the full moon emblazoned on his forehead, his tail's gotten longer for his new body, he has on a Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with midnight blue crystal links and a silver wolf with midnight blue crystal eyes and the Moon and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, he still has on large weighted midnight blue bands on his massive biceps and thighs and they have silver phoenixes on them, along with the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around his legs. He now has on a long black shirt that outlines his eight-pack abs and massive pecs and it has a midnight blue phoenix and a howling wolf on it, long black leather pants with wolves on them, black leather ankle-high combat boots with wolf heads for the buckles, and a long white long-sleeved fur coat with wolves on the coattails and on the back is a wolf howling at the full moon and a phoenix flying in the skies. TLPS Mr. Wolf's massive gray angel wings with midnight blue tips on the large gray feathers grew bigger for his new body, he has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large midnight blue gem on the gold ring on his left ring finger and a White Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger.

TLPS Mr. Wolf has his massive Fenrir's Lunar Nordic Wolf Sword of The Eternal Moon in his larger left paw, TLPS Mr. Wolf has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with midnight gems on his wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold wolf head with midnight blue gems for eyes and a large midnight blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large midnight blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large midnight blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a midnight blue kanji below the wolf that said, "TLPS Mr. Wolf, Awesome Skilled Leader and Boss of The Bad Guys Gang, Former Pick Pocket, Awesome and Hilarious Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Destroyer of Marius and The Lycans, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Defender of Wolves and Warrior of the Full Moon, Emissary of Fenrir, and Master of Moonlight and Wolves."

TLPSウルフ氏、バッドガイギャングの素晴らしい熟練したリーダーとボス、元ピックポケット、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしい陽気なメンバー、マリウスとライカンの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、オオカミの擁護者と満月の戦士、フェンリルの使者、そして月光とオオカミのマスター

TLPS Mr. Wolf's transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MOONLIGHT FIRESTORM WOLF ANGEL OF LUNAR JUSTICE AND LUPINE MOONLIGHT LIFE!

This is more than enough to send Marius into a fit of rage, as they hear him roar and they see his eyes turn cloudy deep blue, his teeth turned jagged, and then, he transformed into his Lycan form, and he roared.

Underworld OST: Fire Falling From The Sky

Mr. Wolf: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Midnight Wolf Moon and Lunar Justice) Roar at us all you want, Marius, you're still going to die here and now!

The rest of the TLPS Bad Guys Gang got out their swords and transformed, Selene (Underworld), Eve, and David (Underworld) got out their Destroyers of The Lycans guns, and Michael Corvin transforms into his hybrid form, and after he was fed blood from a blood bag that TLPS Mr. Wolf gave him, he was now much stronger. Then, they went after Marius, who tried to attack them, but they dodged his attacks, and the TLPS Bad Guys Gang, Selene (Underworld), Eve, David (Underworld), and Michael Corvin fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, moonlight, darkness, silver nitrate bullets, bats, wolves, spiders, piranhas, snakes, and tarantulas at Marius, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, TLPS Mr. Wolf and Selene snuck up behind Marius, and they ripped his spine out of his back, killing Marius, and then, TLPS Mr. Wolf slashed off the Lycan's head, and banished him to The Black Gates forever. TLPS Mr. Wolf holstered his massive Fenrir's Nordic Lunar Wolf Sword of The Eternal Moon on his wider and muscular back and powered down, and TLPS Mr. Wolf's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent. Then, TLPS Mr. Wolf shows the other Lycans Marius' severed head.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Lycans, your leader, Marius, is dead. Now, leave here and tend to your wounded.

Then, they leave to head back to the TLPS World Tree Estate, but not before implanting Marius' head on a stake to give the Lycans a message not to cause trouble ever again, and it was also put on tape.

Nico: Guys, you're back. So, how was the mission?

TLPS Mr. Wolf: A success, Nico. We rescued Michael Corvin, and we dealt with Marius, a Lycan who rose to power after the fall of Antigen.

Nico: What, Marius re-organized the Lycans even after we dealt with Dr. Jacob Lane and Quint on my rescue? Sheesh.

TLPS Mr. Snake: Michael told us everything that Marius attempted to do, and he's even more ruthless and cruel than Lucian, the deceased leader and creator of the Lycans.

Me: Whoa.

Lincoln: And we sensed a powerful energy signal from TLPS Mr. Wolf. Wait, did he...?

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Yeah, after my sword transformed, I also transformed into my Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, and we took down Marius. Then, I showed the other Lycans his severed head, and the surviving Lycans were forced to retreat, and before we left, I implanted Marius' severed head on a stake to give the Lycans a message not to cause trouble ever again.

They showed us the tape, and we were stunned.

Nico: Whoa, now that was brutal, and you sure were mad at Marius big time for that.

Selene (Underworld): Indeed he was. He absolutely showed no mercy to Marius, in the same way the Death Dealers had shown the Lycans none.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: The Lycans aren't going to cause any trouble anymore, now that they have no leader and you guys also scrapped their plans at Antigen, we won't have any trouble from them anymore.

We then put Michael Corvin under our protection as well, and he was also reunited with Eli, who also knew of him, along with Selene.


Later it was time for Vakama's final Ambassador Mission.

Me: This will be awesome guys.

Vakama: You guys will love the Dino Squad.

Nokama: I have a feeling it will be awesome.

Matau: It sure will and I hope that Veloci gets a good buttkicking.

Eli: I have a feeling he will. Can I go with you guys too?

Me: You sure can bro.

Tahu: This will be so awesome my brothers.

Gali: It sure will.

We were off to Florida.

We arrived.

Max (Dino Squad): Hey guys!

Me: Hey Max.

Vakama: Guys, meet my fellow Toa.

Nokama: Awesome to meet you all. My name is Nokama, Toa Metru of Water.

Matau: Matau, Toa Metru of Air.

Nuju: Nuju, Toa Metru of Ice.

Onewa: Onewa, Toa Metru of Stone.

Whenua: Whenua, Toa Metru of Earth.

Tahu: And we are the Toa Nuva. I am Tahu, Toa of Fire.

Gali: Gali, Toa of Water.

Lewa: Lewa, Toa of Air.

Kopaka: Kopaka, Toa of Ice.

Pohatu: Pohatu, Toa of Stone.

Onua: Onua, Toa of Earth.

Takanuva: And I'm Takanuva, Toa of Light.

Fiona (Dino Squad): Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Eli: Awesome to meet you too. I'm Eli Winston Bullock.

Me: Eli is my little brother. We're not related by blood. He is someone that I looked out for a while.

Eli: Yep.

Lewa: I find it hardly a coincidence that Veloci would mutate a falcon and a gorilla on Vakama's last two missions.

Fiona: You're saying that there's a connection between the two?

Matau: Wait. Aren't a falcon and a gorilla Cole's Zords?

Me: Yes they are. And the lion is his main zord too.

Eli: But what does he want with those two?

Gali: Hmm. If my hunch is correct, Veloci will most likely send a mutated Lion after us next.

Tahu: That will not be good.

Me: No it won't.

Eli: (Senses something) Wait! I sense something. It's coming over the hill!

We looked out and we saw a HUGE MUTATED LION!

Kopaka: Looks like your hunch was right, Gali.

Gali: This will be fun!

Eli: And look who is on it!

We saw Veloci!

Nokama: That must be Veloci!

Eli: I'll face him and you guys take on the Lion.

Me: Go get him brother!

Vakama aimed his disk launcher at the lion.

Vakama: Chew on this!

He fired a disk of fire and smashed the Lion and Veloci down and Eli teleported and kicked Veloci in the face and smashed him down.

Veloci saw Eli.

Veloci: Who are you brat!?

Eli: Eli Winston Bullock. Your executioner.

Veloci: You can't kill me.

Eli: Oh no?

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit Veloci and sent him crashing into a wall.

Eli: I'm a master of both the Light and Dark Sides of the Force.

Eli electrocuted Veloci all over with a powerful onslaught of Force Lightning and really burned him all over with massive voltage.

Vakama fired another disk at the lion.

It lit on fire and smashed it down some more.

Eli was still firing Force Lightning at Veloci and REALLY ELECTROCUTING HIM ALL OVER WITH INCREDIBLE VOLTAGE!

Eli stopped.

Eli: I don't want to deprive my brother of all his fun when he faces you soon.

Veloci was burned all over and he had lightning arching all over him.

Veloci: You are a monster!

Eli: No. I am a warrior. But first. (Ignites Lightsaber)

Eli slashed off Veloci's legs!

Max and the team cured the lion.

Max (Dino Squad): There.

Me: Nice!

I saw what Eli did to Veloci.

Me: Holy crap!

Fiona (Dino Squad): My god! Eli you did all that to him?

Eli: Yep.

Me: Nice job bro.

Veloci's severed legs reverted back to their velociraptor state.

Rodger: I get it! Since Veloci's legs were severed, they got forced to turn back to their original state.

Me: Since he was a dinosaur millions of years ago. But the Chicxulub Impact should have killed him.

Gali: Yeah that is crazy.

Lewa: Yeah. That is really strange.

Eli: Yeah.

Max: Vakama, you might think this sounds weird. But ever since I met, I've come to see you as a big brother I've always wanted.

Vakama: I'm truly honored Max.

He and Max hugged.

Me: So awesome.

Eli: Yeah. But what do we do with Veloci?

We saw him trying to get away and I stopped him.

Me: I think I know just what to do with him. We'll keep him in our prison at the estate like we did with the Yost Doom. (In my head) And then send him out only for us to track him down and kill him like a wild animal.

We came back.

Nico: How did it go? (Sees Veloci in Eli's hands) You all captured Veloci!?

Eli: We sure did.

Nico: Wow!

I went over and whispered to him what we're gonna do with him later on when the time comes.

Nico: Oh I get it.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Princess Celestia, two days from now, your ambassador missions are next.

Princess Celestia: Oh this will be most fun!

Nico: It sure will.

Girl Jordan: I hope this world will be awesome and fun.

We threw Veloci in jail.


Outside we were all hiding behind a fort of sandbags and riot shields.

William saw us and we had army helmets on.

Weather Vane: William, you might want to get over here!

William: Why? Is All For One attacking us early?!

Weather Vane: No. Worse!

Me: Maria and Carol are having a Hot Pepper Eating Contest!

William: Oh man!

He ducked behind the wall of the fort.

Maria and Carol were about to chow down on a bowl of chili made by Chief Wiggum out of the newest hottest pepper in the entire universe: THE WHITE NOVA MERCILESS PEPPERS OF NICARAGUAN DEATH! They are white peppers that have neon blue stripes on them and they were grown by the inmates of a Nicaraguan Death Row Prison! OH BOY!

Homer: Hey! I want to take part in this contest too!

Poliwag: Well, if you want to die from too much spiciness, be my guest!

Me: Yeah Homer you couldn't handle the heat like you did in that chili cook off and Chief Wiggum's Chili drove you bonkers!

Homer: You're right. But I'll do it.

Me: Me too!

EVERYONE GASPED IN HORROR!

Nico: Oh man. J.D. it was nice knowing you.

We went over and we got to eating. I then suddenly bursted into a massively intense pillar of white hot flames and Maria, Carol and Homer did too! WHOA!

Marge: OH MY GOODNESS!

Dirt Boss: Geez, that chili's gonna kill J.D. before All For One gets the chance!

Nico: No it won't. If J.D. can handle Chief Wiggum's Blue Apocalypse chili then he can handle this.

The flames subsided and I had a waterfall of blood POURING out of my arm and it showed that I WAS A STRONG AND TOUGH GUY!

Homer was liking it too and so was Maria and Carol.

Carol: (Wheezing) You like the chili Maria?

Maria: (Wheezing in pain) Really awesome.

Nico: Oh man.

Sureshot: You guys okay?

Nico: Anyone dead?

Me: Nope. It was delicious!

Homer: Yeah!

Chief Wiggum came.

Chief Wiggum: Boy you guys are tough! To eat that new batch of chili I made makes you really strong.

Me: Yeah it was great!

Maria and Carol then groaned in pain!

Laney: Uh oh! Spicy stomachache incoming!

Varie: I'll take them to their rooms. I'm afraid they won't be coming with us on our next mission.

Varie did so.

Nico: Whoa that is one awesome chili Chief Wiggum.

Homer: Yeah great job.

Me: Yep.

Maria: Guys, I'm ok! I can still go with you all on the next mission!

Crystal Man: Well, if you say so...

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: But Carol is not.

Carol was on the Toilet and she was releasing farts of pure fire and then the toilet broke from the intense heat!

Carol: Sorry about that!

Nico: WHOA! Chief Wiggum you made a REALLY POTENT batch of chili this time.

Me: He sure did and it was really delicious.

Chief Wiggum: Thanks guys. Sorry about Carol though.

Rainbow Dash: She'll be okay. Pickle and Barley Barrel, Front and Center!

They came.

Barrel Twins: (Salutes) REPORTING FOR DUTY CAPTAIN RAINBOW DASH!

Rainbow Dash: I need you two to look out for Carol like you did before when she had the stomach flu. Can you do that?

Pickle Barrel: Yes ma'am!

Barley Barrel: We'll do our best!

They went to help her.

Varie: Chief that chili was lethal. But good thing Carol will be all right.

Vince: Good.

Then Cargill, Springfield Mafia, Chalmers, Abis Mal, Control Freak, Vreedle Brothers, Krusty, Pete, and Kalin appeared.

Cargill: I know Wiggum's going with you guys on the next mission. But can me, Springfield Mafia, Chalmers, Abis Mal, Control Freak, Vreedle Brothers, Krusty, Pete, and Kalin go with you guys too?

Nico: Yes you can.

Me: Good thing Saix is not having his turn with the usual battles today.

Nico: He already had his turn a while back.

Eli: That's true.

Me: And you guys will love this next mission. We're going to the town of Hooterville, Missouri.

Nico: Cool! That's where Green Acres is.

Chalmers: My goodness I haven't watched that show in forever!

Nico: Very popular back in the 1960's. Until the Rural Purge in 1971.

Me: Lots of famous stars back then. Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester, Frank Cady, Hank Patterson, Barbara Pepper and Alvy Moore and they are all dead.

We took off our hats and had a moment of silence for all of them.

Nico: May they all rest in peace.

Gabriel: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: Hmm. Lets see. I'm hoping to go meet one of Surge's kind next.

Lola: Who is Surge?

Ben: This is Surge.

He turned into SURGE! Surge is a purple alien who looks like a blocky purple X with a green eye on the top right side. He has green circuitry over his body. He wears the Omnitrix symbol in the center of his body.

Ben: SURGE!

Shanan: Whoa! He is what's called a Xerge.

Qin: A Xerge? What are they?

Shanan: A Hive-Mind Species from the planet Xergerna and they are also like the Borg.

Nico: Whoa! That's perfect.

Me: Yeah and they are like in every way like the Borg.

Surge: Except they say it like this. "We are Xerge and we come for us. Surrender it now or face the consequences."

Nico: Whoa! Very similar.

Me: And the Borg say it like this. "We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile"

Nico: Yep.

Wiggum: Sorry my chili put Carol out of commission, guys.

Legs: I hope you guys still liked it.

Me: It was delicious. I liked it the most.

Homer: Same here Chief. It was great.

Nico: You make awesome chili Chief.

Laney: Yeah I know what Carol is going through. I ate the hottest peppers myself when I went up against Lynn.

Nico: Did you really Laney?

Lynn: Yeah she has a really powerful fire in her belly.

Me: I'll never forget seeing that Nico.

I went over what happened during the events of chapter 254.


It starts in the kitchen. Laney goes in and she sees Lynn putting peppers on her meatball sub sandwich.

Laney: Uh, Lynn? Why are you putting that many peppers in your sandwich?

Lynn: You know how I like my sammies, Laney. Hot 'n' spicy! [Pours hot sauce on her sandwich]

Laney: Yeah, I know that. But aren't you worried that it might be too spicy? You might burn your tongue off with that much hot sauce.

Lynn: If I get lucky! Me? I'm a maniac for spicy! I crave the hotness! [Lynn takes a bite out of her sandwich and her face starts to turn red] AAAAAAHHHH! [She was so hot that she breathed out fire from her mouth. Laney puts out a small flame in her hair]

Laney: Okay, that can't be good for your intestines.

Lynn: (Taunting) What's the matter Laney? You afraid of a little spice?

Laney: What? No! I'm not scared! In fact, I welcome a bit of spice in my life.

Lynn: Then I guess you won't mind taking a bite out of my sub then. [Lynn gives her sandwich to Laney. Feeling nervous, Laney struggles to take one bite. A meatball from the sub falls into Laney's mouth and then her face turned burning red and a burst of fire came out of her mouth]

Laney: AAAAAAHHH! [She frantically ran to the sink and drank some water out of the faucet; pants]

Lynn: HA! I knew you couldn't handle it! You should've seen your face! [laughs, Laney growls at her]

Laney: Oh yeah!? Well if you think you can handle spice better then prove it!

Lynn: [smirks] Do I smell a challenge?

Laney: Oh yeah! I challenge you to a SPICE-OFF!

Lynn: Oh it is on!


In the backyard me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Cody, Hercules, Zoe, The Eds, Naruto and the girls, Jeri & the Lion Guard, the rest of the Loud Kids, the Teen Titans, My Children, Sasuke, Kakashi, Lady Tsunade, Minato, Kushina, Lynn Sr., Rita, Riley, Sector V, Ronnie Anne, Lilly, Clyde, Star Girl, Hulk, and Sandman & Penny were sitting in rows. Laney and Lynn were on opposite sides of a table with plates by them. Lincoln was a referee for this.

(Satanic Cultist Choir sings)

Lincoln: All right, lets go over the rules. Both of you will taste food that has been slathered in hot sauce. Each one hotter than the last. Last one standing wins.

Me: This is gonna be intense guys. I love blazing nuclear hot spicy food, but I've never seen Laney take on Lynn like this.

Varie: Me neither.

Aylene: This is gonna get rough.

Lynn: You won't last a minute Lanes.

Laney: Oh I'll last way longer than you!

Lynn: Not if I last first!

Laney: Oh you'll be last all right. Last place! [Laney and Lynn growled at eachother. Lincoln blows a whistle]

Lincoln: Enough! Lets get this competition started. [Lisa walks up]

Lisa: Indeed big brother. I have done some research on some of the hottest peppers in the known world and I've taken the liberty to concoct some of my own brands of fermented spicy condiments; street name: Hot Sauce for your competition today. First challenge... [Holds out a bottle of hot sauce] Peruvian Party Jalapeño Sauce on Jambalaya. [Pours the sauce on two bowls of Jambalaya] You may begin.

Laney and Lynn each hold a spoon and throw them away and they started drinking the Jambalaya from the bowl.

Lynn & Laney: Ahh.

Lincoln: Looks like we got a tie.

Naruto: Boy that was good.

Sasuke: It sure was.

Lynn: Come on Lis. You call that spicy? That barely made me sweat!

Lisa: That's because that sauce was at the blandest on the list.

Vince: We have just begun to scratch the surface of the world of spice.

Carol: We sure have.

Lisa: Moving on. Challenge #2: [Holds out another bottle with a picture of a skeleton in a hard hat working in a steel mill] Industrial Spanish Serrano Sauce on Meatloaf. [Pours the sauce on the meatloaf and Lincoln cuts two slices for Lynn and Laney] You may begin.

Serrano peppers are at 25,000 Scoville Units and are one of the most commonly used peppers in the world.

Laney uses a knife and fork to cut a piece of the meatloaf and eats it while Lynn uses a fork to eat her whole slice. The two then begin to sweat.

Lynn: What's the matter Laney? Too much for ya? [Laney glares at her and then eats the whole slice of meatloaf. We all gasped and then tears started to flow from Laney's eyes.]

Lincoln: Another tie!

Lori: Wow. I've literally never seen Laney like this before.

Lola: Yeah. I always thought that she was a complete scaredy who's too afraid to take risks. [We glare at her] I said thought! That doesn't mean it's true.

Ino: I don't like spicy food that much but I can't believe that Laney is eating such deadly food.

Tenten: The only one in the Leaf that loves spicy food is Lee.

Nicole: I remember. He knows a curry shop that saved his life.

Naruto: Don't remind me of that sis.

Sasuke: My tongue still burns from that.

Sakura: Mine too.

Fu: Same here.

Kakashi: This is turning out to be an interesting challenge for her.

Lady Tsunade: I agree Kakashi.

Laney: Come on Lisa! Gimmie something spicier! Bring it!

Lisa: Very well. Challenge #3: [Brings out another bottle with a picture of a belly dancer in the middle of a desert with fire in the background] Sahara Sriracha Spice on Shrimp Cocktail. [Pours the sauce in two cocktail glasses and gives them to Lynn and Laney]

Lynn starts eating one shrimp covered in sauce and starts to turn red while Laney eats the shrimp cocktail one by one and drinks the entire hot sauce on the glass. We all cheered as Laney's face turned even redder. Lynn glared at her.

Lynn: I know I said this before but. Oh it is on!

A montage played of Lynn and Laney eating hot sauce covered foods, each one hotter than the last. They ate hot dogs, chips & salsa, sandwiches covered in jalapeños and more. Soon enough they were both completely red from head to toe with yellow bloodshot eyes.

Me: Sweet Fireballs! These two are really tough!

Jared: They sure are dad.

Laney: Just give up Lynn. I'm clearly the sauce master!

Lynn: Nu-uh! No way I'm gonna let you take my crown sis- [Burps out fire and then covers her mouth] Lisa! Bring on the next sauce!

Lincoln: (Worried) I don't know about this guys. You have eaten alot of spicy foods. Anymore and I think you're gonna explode!

Laney: (Aggressive) YOU CALLIN' ME A WIMP FRECKLES!

Me: Whoa!

Cody: That is cruel.

Linka: Yeah.

Lincoln: Whoa! Laney! Calm down! You're not acting like yourself!

Luna: That's just the spice talkin' bro. I've seen this case before. She's gone into Full Heat Nirvana. Her mind is only focused on one thing now: Spicyness.

Hercules: I know this all too well. It's what happens when you eat a lot of spicy food.

Lincoln: You've seen this before?

Luna: Yeah. One time Chunk and his friend were having a hot sauce drinking contest and Chunk had gone hog wild on everyone! [Holds out her phone] I still have a video of the whole thing. You should've seen Chunk dudes. It was crazy.

Lincoln gulps.

I look at the video and it was nuts. Chunk went absolutely ballistic and pulverized a rival into pulp.

Me: Whoa! He sure did a number on him Luna.

Luna: Yeah.

Sam: He sure did.

Lisa: Pfft. Illogical. People can't have psychological breakdowns from drinking too much hot sauce. Chunk and his friend were probably acting like complete buffoons.

Lori: Like those two? [Points to Lynn and Laney who were fighting eachother on the table]

Lincoln: [gasps then blows the whistle] All right! Break it up you two! [Lynn and Laney growled at eachother and went back to their seats] Okay, lets get this over with.

Lisa: Indeed. I've saved the hottest one for last... [Lisa ran to her room and comes back pushing a black safe. She dials in the combination and opens it revealing a glowing neon red bottle of hot sauce with a picture of a Nuclear Explosion with a pepper shaped cloud and a devilish skull right behind it] Behold! (Thunder & Lightning crashes) Netherworld Tonsil Torture Death Sauce! (A huge wall of Fire erupts behind them in the background and Demonic Laughter and Satanic Cultist Music is heard) Made from concentrated extract of the Carolina Reaper and Dragon's Breath Peppers! The hottest peppers known to man!

We all gasp in sheer horror. But Lynn and Laney were ready for anything.

Me: This is not gonna be pretty!

Varie: Oh man!

Aylene: I can't believe that they are gonna eat a sauce that blazing!

Vince: Me neither!

Lana: No one can survive that much spice!

Lori: This will literally kill them!

Lucy: I'll be sure to say something nice at your funerals.

Naruto: That sauce will destroy them!

Fu: No kidding.

Hinata: That sauce is gonna rip their stomachs open!

Tayuya: Like I said before. I don't like peppers but this is awesome!

Me: That hot sauce is so powerful and radioactive that it's making my geiger counter go haywire!

Brittney: That's like eating a sauce made from the Earth's Core!

Natilee: That's like handling a nuclear fuel rod.

Edd: I can't believe that they are gonna eat that much painful spice.

Ed: It's not gonna be pleasent Double D.

Luan: This will definitely SPICE up the competition. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?

Most of us laugh while Luan's siblings groan.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny.

Lilly: It was funny.

Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.

Ronnie Anne: (Laughs) That was funny.

Lisa poured two drops on each cracker and places them to both Lynn and Laney.

Lynn: I have one question Laney. When you scream uncle after you eat this, will you be referring to our uncle or just uncles in general?

Laney: It won't really matter anyway Lynn. 'Cause you won't be able to hear me over the sound of a steam whistle coming out of your ears! [Laney and Lynn glare at each other]

Lisa: Ready? Commence consuming.

Lynn and Laney ate their hot sauce covered crackers and they started to glow red with hottness and began to shake. Their color changed from red to neon blue. We all backed away and braced ourselves for what's about to happen. Lynn and Laney continued to shake violently until they stopped. And we all look on with confusion.

Lincoln: Well... Looks like this whole thing is a ti-

KRABOOOOOOMMMM!

Suddenly a huge explosion went off and Lynn was seen flying high into the sky and then fireworks exploded in the sky.

Everyone: Ooooh.

Lynn then fell right back to Earth in a smoldering mess.

Lynn: Ughhh...

We all cheer wildly for Laney.

Lori: And the new reigning champion of spice is Laney Loud!

We continue to cheer until Laney burps out a huge burst of fire.

Me: Look out!

We were running away and screaming for our lives and then Laney fell to the ground.

Laney: Uhh... (Coughs)

Me: Laney that was awesome!

Lynn: Yeah. Well Laney... Looks like you've beaten me. I never actually thought any of you guys other than Lincoln could beat me at anything. Nor do I like the idea of losing. But you! You've got fire in your belly Lanes!

Laney: (Raspy) Yeah. I guess I got a little carried away... (Coughs)

Volcana: But you have got to be the toughest girl of fire ever Laney.

Lola: Yeah. You have a strong flame.

Lana: That was awesome!

Lily: It sure was.

Lily put her hand on Laney's shoulder and it burned.

Lily: (In Pain) YEOWCH! That is hot!

Lily splashed her hand with her water.

Lynn: Yeah. But don't feel too bad for that Laney! That was awesome! I guess you can handle a little spice in your life after all.

Laney: Thanks Lynn. But I think it's best if I stay away from spice for a while... [Her stomach gurgles loudly and Laney groans in pain] AAAUGH! [Holds her stomach in pain] WHAT IS THAT!?

Lynn: That would be the sound of your bowels screaming. That's the price you have to pay for living the spicy life.

Laney: OH SWEET CORN IT HURTS! [Runs off to the bathroom] OUTTA MY WAY!

Varie: I better help her.

Varie follows Laney.

Lynn: Heh. That's my sister. [Lynn's stomach growls loudly] ACK! WAIT FOR ME! [Runs after Laney.


2 hours later, Laney was in her bed with a cold rag on her head and she had a glass water and antacid pills on her nightstand.

Varie: You have a bad stomachache because you ate too much spicy food.

Laney: I know Varie. But I beat Lynn and proved that I can be spicy.

Varie: You sure did. And you and Lynn destroyed the toilet after throwing up like that. It was all like acid.

Laney: That was an extreme challenge. But I sure showed Lynn and now I'm paying for it.

Varie: Yeah but you'll be better by tomorrow. Get some rest okay?

Laney: Okay.

Varie left and Laney got some sleep.


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard it was shocked and in awe!

Rainbow Dash: Laney, that was AWESOME!

Nico: Wow! Laney you are one tough girl.

Eli: Yeah you sure are.

Chalmers: I'm very impressed Laney.

Laney: Thanks.

We were off to Missouri.


HOOTERSVILLE, MISSOURI


We arrived in Green Acres in Missouri!

Me: Here we are guys.

Nico: Wow it's beautiful.

Ruckus: This place looks peaceful.

Nico: It sure does. Wow.

Me: And this place was so awesome back in the mid 1960's.

Eli: It sure was. Too bad the Rural Purge took it off the air.

Laney: Yeah darn shame.

Twilight Sparkle: Did your dad really watch that show back then J.D.?

Me: He sure did Twilight. Awesome show back then. There were many shows that awesome back during that time.

Nico: Oh yeah.

We saw house owners.

Abis Mal: Hi there! You must be the house owners!

Citizen 1: Yes we are and we are honored to see you here Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Same here ma'am.

We walked around and it was a beautiful place.

Nico: Boy it sure is awesome here.

Me: I remember the theme song for Green Acres and it was quite catchy.

Nico: It sure was.

Chalmers went up to the house owners.

Chalmers: You two must be Oliver and Lisa Douglas.

Oliver Douglas: Yes we are.

Me: Pleasure to meet you both.

Lisa Douglas: Same here.

Nico: This is so awesome though. Green Acres is awesome.

Oliver Douglas: It's beautiful and amazing. Get so much done here.

Eli: It's an agricultural town here.

Itasis: Can we relax here at your house?

Oliver Douglas: Certainly.

Applejack: Boy howdy. This here is my kind of place to live.

Me: I had a feeling you would like this place Applejack.

We went into the house. We were having a great time there.

Totally Spies Timmy: You two have seen our adventures on TV, right?

Lisa Douglas: We sure have and they are really incredible.

Oliver Douglas: They sure are great.

Me: We don't brag about them. But we have to do what we can to save the world.

Laney: It's true. Big job but we have to do it.

Nico: So, J.D. Any more new ... KR stuff?

Rhomboid: Kneeling Rabbits?

Octagon: (facepalms) Boid, he's talking about Kamen Riders.

Nico: Thank you, Octagon.

Me: Haven't seen anything more yet but I'm looking. But I did find the Den-O Kamen Riders and I just killed Kai.

Nico: Whoa! Awesome!

Eli: Cool.

Me: And no I didn't make a contract with an Imagin. But they are awesome and I restored Nogami's memories all completely.

Nico: Wow.

Strike Man: Kai may have been the main bad guy Den O faced. But he wasn't the final boss.

Nico: That's true.

Me: But he deserved it for messing up time like that. You wouldn't believe what he did and what I went through to fix the damage he did.

Nico: I can only speculate.

Kalin: Do you have any forms from the Den O team?

Me: No I don't sorry. Like I said, I didn't make a contract with any Imagin.

Nico: Darn shame.

Laney: Yeah.

Windsweeper: Personally, I liked Monty Python's Flying Circus. When Megatron wasn't looking, it was one of the classic TV shows that I watched.

Me: Awesome. I also liked watching Gilligan's Island.

Nico: Man lots of awesome shows were taken away.

Laney: Blast that Rural Purge.

Louie: You feeling okay, Maria?

Maria: It's okay, Louie. I'm fine.

Fat Tony: Good. Your water powers probably healed any side effects you got from the chili.

Me: Yeah.

Maria: That's good. I wonder how Carol is doing.

Back at the estate Carol was in a lot of pain from the chili. It really turned her stomach into a REALLY NASTY VOLCANO of Agony!

Pickle Barrel: Boy Carol you really are in a lot of pain.

Carol: (GROANS) No kidding!

But then rumbling was heard and then…

Carol belched out a huge jet of fire!

Carol: Pardon me!

Back with us…

May: Please be careful next time. The last thing I want is to lose my sister.

Meowth: Man, Maria should've just been your sister since the day me and my pals first met you.

Nico: I agree there.

Maria: I know.

Pete: Just in case, you should eat some ice cream to cool yourself off.

Maria: Good idea.

Nico used his ice cream synthesis powers and gave Maria a great sundae.

Laney: Awesome how you can do that Nico.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: Yep.

But then I felt something weird and then in my subconscious I saw an armored man.

Me: WHOA! Who are you?

Phoenix: My name is Phoenix and I'm an Imagin.

Me: Whoa! We were just talking about you guys a few minutes ago. I take it you are here to form a pact with me.

Phoenix: That's right and it's an honor to meet you J.D.

Me: Same to you.

Nico: (telepathically) J.D., are you there?

Phoenix: Who is this?

Nico: Okay, who's messing with the telepathic links?

Me: Phoenix it's all right. That's Nico. He's my superior officer.

Nico: Phoenix? As in Phoenix from Kamen Rider? Wow!

Phoenix: Wow! It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nico: Same here.

Phoenix: It's awesome to talk to you although it's not in person.

Nico: Do Momotaros and the other Imagins know about your existence?

Phoenix: Yes they do. I was a bad guy before and I am trying to redeem myself.

Nico: That's right I remember that in Kamen Rider Wizard. At least you're going to set yourself straight.

Me: That is amazing.

Phoenix: Yes it is. Here J.D. I'm giving you my sword and this.

He gave me his sword and then my device got an AWESOME PHOENIX MORPHER!

Me: WOW!

Phoenix: Let me tell you about my history first.

He did so.


Phoenix

Phoenix (フェニックス, Fenikkusu) was a Greater Phantom that was born from the body of a youth named Yugo Fujita (藤田 雄吾, Fujita Yūgo), whom he killed and assumed his form. More overbearing than Medusa, Phoenix pressures their subordinates into following their orders.

Phoenix came into being the day that Yugo Fujita, a kind, quiet and hard-working florist, was abducted as a sacrifice for the Sabbath ritual. As a result, Yugo died with Phoenix assuming his original self's form. However, Phoenix is very hot-blooded and violent, a stark contrast to the Gate he was born from. That mindset and berserker habit had also got him to be an observer with Medusa after he killed an assigned Gate by mistake. From there, he observed the other Phantoms as they attempt to create more Phantoms from despairing humans.

But after Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, and Gnome were all killed by Kamen Rider Wizard who foiled their plans, Yugo loses his cool and begins to rage because of Haruto's interference. When Medusa turned down his offer to handle a young Gate named Hiroki Itoh, Pheonix talks Wiseman into letting him do it and is given directions to go after the boy's parents. Though he used his chance to overpower Wizard, Phoenix is quickly destroyed by Wizard's Flame Dragon yet revived at nightfall with much of his mana depleted. Phoenix later confronts Wizard to prevent his interference in a Phantom's attack, introducing himself.

During Christmas Eve, Phoenix goes after a Gate named Tatsuro and sends him into despair by burning the presents that Tatsuro was going to give to the children of the orphanage he grew up in. Though he overwhelms Flame Dragon, Phoenix is destroyed by Water Dragon and revived only after Wizard undid the Phantom's handiwork.

He, along with Medusa were order from Wiseman to work with the Akumaizer, but they have no interest of them. They let Wizard enters one of the Gates' Underworld to stop the Akumaizer.

When Wiseman orders him to not meddle in Medusa's affairs or attack Wizard, Phoenix took his anger out on some drunkards by picking a fight with them. It was at that time that Phoenix learns he is being followed by Rinko Daimon, who learned of Yugo yet was not fully aware of his true identity other than being a Phantom. After being amused by her determination, he gave her intel on Beelzebub's method of controlling people and won her trust. Eventually, the two got into discussion about his reluctance to make people despair before Rinko convinces Phoenix to make his own decisions. Taking her words to heart, Phoenix reveals his true form to a shocked Rinko before knocking her out, planning on using her as a hostage for his scheme to settle things with Haruto on Sora's advice.

Phoenix then takes Rinko to a warehouse and waits for Haruto to come. Sora then comes to check up on Phoenix. After Sora tells Haruto to come to the warehouse, Rinko regains consciousness and Phoenix thanks her for her advice. Medusa arrives to deliver punishment to Phoenix for his disobedience, and the two Phantoms engage in a battle, ending with Medusa outsmarting him and using her ability to turn Phoenix into stone. Medusa leaves Phoenix thinking that she had finished her job, but the stunned Phantom doesn't stay a stone statue for long and breaks free from the ocular curse, shocking Medusa and forcing her to flee. When Haruto arrives to save Rinko, Phoenix was already waiting for him, still having the energy to fight. Haruto then changes into Wizard to battle Phoenix. Wizard changes to Water Dragon due to Flame Style working poorly against Phoenix, knowing that water can put out fire and uses the Blizzard Ring against the firebird Phantom. However, Phoenix's heat now can now withstand and overpower the Dragon Freeze attack, much to the mage's shock. Wizard then changes to Hurricane Dragon and using the Hurricane Dragon Strike Wizard then Dragon Slash Strike and successfully destroy Phoenix. However, much to Wizard's dismay, Phoenix instantly resurrected with no delay and grew more powerful. Wizard then use Land Dragon's Dragon Levitate only for Phoenix to break free from the imposed gravity with little effort. With Wizard exhausted from the fight, Phoenix continues beating Wizard without mercy.

Final Battle

Thanks to a distraction in the form of Kamen Rider Beast, Wizard changes to Hurricane Dragon, takes Rinko and escapes, letting Beast keep Phoenix busy. After defeating Beast, Phoenix starts wreaking havoc across the city in order to call out Wizard so they can finish out their fight at the place where it all started. Haruto steels himself to face Phoenix for their last battle and changes to Kamen Rider Wizard in Flame Dragon form. The two battle with both on equal footing but Phoenix then quickly overpowers Wizard, even when he summons the Dragon Styles clones via the Drago Timer.

However, remembering that he is everyone's final hope to give him resolve, Wizard unleashes All Dragon. Phoenix is quickly overpowered by the combined might of Wizard utilizing Wizardragon's powers at its very limit. Though he confidently reminds Wizard that he will still resurrect, Phoenix realizes that the magician has no intent to kill him before being sent out of the stratosphere by the Strike Dragon and hurtling toward the Sun.

As a result, due to Phoenix's ability to resurrect after dying and that he is fully trapped in the Sun, the ability has become an endless curse. Phoenix will have an endless loop of rapid deaths and rebirths all at the same time, to which Haruto claims that he will have no finale due to this happening.

Super Hero Taisen GP

Through an alteration to history rewritten by Shocker's History Modifying Machine, Phoenix is among the many monsters that serve Shocker that rules the world in this alternate timeline created by Kamen Rider 3's assassination of the Double Riders in 1973. During the final battle against the Kamen Riders, Phoenix is destroyed by Wizard Flame Style's Kick Strike.

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In an alteration to history brought about by the Time Jacker Uhr transforming Hayase into Another Wizardon December 25th 2012, Phoenix was erased from history just as he was about to be slain for the second time by Haruto, who lost his identity as Kamen Rider Wizard.


When he was finished we were amazed and shocked!

Nico: Wow! That is cool!

Me: Yeah it sure is. I'm sorry you had to go through all that.

Nico: Yeah. I remember watching that on TV and that was awful.

Phoenix: I know. But I want to redeem myself by hekping you all.

Me: You are definitely making the right choice.

I then woke up.

Me: WHOA! What a rush!

Phoenix: (From inside my head) But it'll be awesome working with you J.D.

Me: It sure will Phoenix. But how about you talk to me through the crest on my forehead? Makes it much easier.

Phoenix: You know that is much better for me.

He went to my crest.

Phoenix: How is this?

Me: Much better.

Eli: Cool! You have an Imagin inside you.

Me: Yep. It's Phoenix.

Nico: Awesome.

Doofenshmirtz: Guys, you might want to look outside!

We looked outside and we saw Anne Maria and she was REALLY PISSED!

Teresa: Time for our entrance!

Nico: Lets do it! Oliver and Lisa you are in for a front row seat and show.

We went at Anna Maria.

She was really mad and tearing much of the town apart. But then the spirits of the Elemental Giants of Crime swirled around and then converged and then a massive tornado of leaves swirled around and then we came out.

Nico: Hello Anna Maria. Nice to see you again.

Control Freak: Now, which monster should I summon to deal with you?

Nicole: We both have one.

Nicole summoned FLAME MAMMOTH from Mega Man X and Control Freak summoned YELLOW DEVIL from Mega Man.

Nico: Awesome choices!

Me: Yeah!

Anna Maria: YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU FOR IT!

Nico: I think all that hair spray you use must be rotten your brain!

Then Anti Wanda, Rex Goodwin, Roxy Rocket, Raven Branwen, Nergal, Duff Killigan, Dr. Polaris, Toiletnator, Mr. Mittens, and Leonard appeared.

Nico: Anti Wanda, Rex Goodwin, Roxy Rocket, Raven Branwen, Nergal, Duff Killigan, Dr. Polaris, Toiletnator, Mr. Mittens, and Leonard.

Anti Wanda: Man, this town is peaceful.

May: Of course it is.

Rex Goodwin: Too bad Anna Maria had to ruin it.

Me: Yeah what a heartless Bimbo!

Roxy Rocket: Good thing she won't be a problem for long.

Nico: Yep and Lincoln will use the Chronos' Vengeance Curse on her. She deserves it.

Raven Branwen: (to Nico) We heard you faced Dr. Duodenum.

Nico: I sure did.

Nergal: Did you really go to somewhere gross too?

Nico: Yeah inside an intestine. (Shudders)

Me: It was really disgusting.

Nergal: Yuck!

?: That is gross.

A figure came out and it was Liquidroid Wateru from episode 16 of Gokaiger!


Liquidroid Wateru (リキッドロイド ワテル Rikiddoroido Wateru): A blue colored liquid-based giant produced after Basco loses his remaining sixth hero Ranger Keys to the Gokaigers. It has a flexible body and stretching arms while using electricity-based attacks. Destroyed by Shinken GokaiOh.


Eli: Liquidroid Wateru! I remember you! You were sent to destroy the Gokaigers after Basco lost the remaining Sixth Ranger Keys.

Liquidroid Wateru: That's right Eli. Awesome memory you have. Just like your brother.

Eli: Thanks.

Me: You're one of the unadapted monsters. Darn shame you weren't in the American Series.

Troy Burrows: Yeah what a darn shame.

Liquidroid Wateru: I see you guys have my archenemy already picked out.

Nico: Yeah we sure did. Joe Kido.

Joe Kido: Awesome!

Nico: This will be awesome.

We got the usual battles underway.


Loni Loud, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Season 1 Digidestined, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - Nico's rescue


Anti-Wanda was first.

Anti Wanda: (to Loni) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gross was Nico's rescue? Because I bet he needed a shower afterwards!

Loni Loud: EW! It was totes disgusting! I give it a 10 out of 10.

Pinkie Pie: But it was really gross like seeing the inside of J.D.'s Stomach!

Featherweight: YUCK! That was disgusting.

Sprocket: Yeah that was gross.

Tai Kamiya: Not NEARLY as gross as when Nico went down a Graboid's throat to save Brianna.

Anti-Wanda: Now that was disgusting. Lets do it!

They fired waves of gravity, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed her down.

Loni Loud: That was totes amazing!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Brittney, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin - Lincoln's rescue


Rex Goodwin was next.

Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on 8 planets this time. How was it?

Brittney: It was really amazing. The planets were beautiful and really awesome.

Princess Luna: They most sure were amazing.

Moondust: I liked Lhodwi, it was cold and awesome.

Snowdrop: That was awesome.

Gari: We had a lot of fun on that one. We got to explore another solar system all in that one.

Blackout: That was cool.

Lazlo: It sure was cool!

Raj: (Indian Accent) That was a really amazing thing to see.

Clam: Really fun!

Rex Goodwin: Wow! That must've been fun. Lets do it!

They fired waves of purple fire and darkness and smashed him down.

Brittney: DARKNESS FALLS!

Princess Luna: A True Victory of The Night!


Danny Phantom, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ghostbusters, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxanne Sutton A.K.A. Roxy Rocket - Meeting 13 Gene-Slammers for the Lightsworn Monsters


Roxy Rocket was next.

Roxy Rocket: (to Danny) I heard you guys met 13 Gene-Slammers for the Lightsworn Monsters. What are their names?

Danny Phantom: They are awesome. They are the Gutierrez Sisters, Kira, Hayley, Natalie, Joan, Naomi, Luna, Gina, Reggie, Janet, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel Gutierrez.

Starlight Glimmer: And they were each turned into 13 Lightsworn Monsters all on purpose. They are awesome.

Cozy Glow: Boy they sure are. I think they are beautiful too.

Hex: Yes they sure are.

Peter V.: I think so too. And maybe they can take down that Dickless motherfucker Walter Peck.

Roxy Rocket: Awesome! What did J.D. call him?

Peter V.: A pencil dickless motherfucker.

They laughed.

Roxy Rocket: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Any revelations from the Lightsworn Gene-Slammers?

Starlight Glimmer: Yes there are. Here's what they are.

FLASHBACK

Kira Gutierrez: Ooh, have we got something to tell you guys? First is Lori, one day, while Lincoln and I were working on a science project, that cell-phone obsessed control freak wanted Lincoln to be an ottoman so she can paint her toenails. But, Lincoln told her "no", and she went ballistic and wanted to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel. But, I fired a blast of light at her, and she hit the wall. When I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what Lori tried to do, Lori got her cellphone taken for five weeks and she was grounded for that same amount of time.

Hayley Gutierrez: Now for Leni, one day, Lincoln and I were at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Leni showed up and wanted to dress Lincoln in a dress, that's going to lead to an embarrassing situation. I then found out that it was Lori's idea to do that, thanks to Leni blabbing it out. So, we went back to the Loud House, and when Mr. and Mrs. Loud found out it was Lori's idea, she got grounded for two weeks for trying to humiliate Lincoln, and she swore revenge.

Natalie Gutierrez: Now for a not really bad revelation about Luna, I know she's Lincoln's guardian, but I soon found out she was forced to be a mean sister to Lincoln, and the ones who bullied her into this were Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. I gave Luna a talking to, and when she realized Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were the ones who forced her to be a bully. When Luna found out, she smashed her cymbals into Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's ears, and they went deaf for two weeks, and the five mean sisters were also grounded for eight weeks because of it.

Joan Gutierrez: Now for Luan, I found out that prank-crazy prankster was going to give Lincoln the biggest pranking of his life, but when I found out she littered the place with traps such as raccoon cages, electric eels, poisonous snakes, greased-up floors, bear traps, and many more, I knew I had to save Lincoln. So, I fired a blast of light at the traps and ruined them all, and when Luan found out I ruined her pranks, she wanted to destroy me. But, I fired a blast of light and blinded her, and then, I tied that lunatic up with nylon rope, and I told Lincoln about what Luan was going to do to him, and he thanked me for saving him, and as for Luan, she was grounded for nine weeks and she had to clean the whole house.

Naomi Gutierrez: Now for Lynn, Lincoln and I were playing in the park, but then, Lynn showed up and she proceeded to pulverize Lincoln, and said she needed her training dummy, and she laughed at him and I got so mad, I pulled her off of Lincoln and I gave her such a nasty black eye by punching her in the face, and then, I tied that animal up with nylon rope, and we dragged her back home. When Mr. and Mrs. Loud found out, Lynn was grounded for nine weeks with no sports or sports competitions, and she was so mad, she wanted revenge on me. But, I made a ball of light and I threatened, if she tried to hurt me or Lincoln, she'd blast her and send her flying to jail.

Luna Gutierrez: Now for Lucy, one day, I was with Lincoln at the park, but then, we got scared by the sudden appearance of Lucy, and she wanted to brutally harm Lincoln But, I stopped her from doing so, and when I found out from her that Lynn was the one who put the thought of murdering her own brother in her head, I went down there and I brutally pulverized Lynn, and as soon as I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud, Lynn got grounded for three weeks. Lucy got grounded for two days, but she earned the forgiveness of Lincoln, and when he also found out Lynn put that thought of him being possessed by demons into Lucy's head, he got so mad at Lynn, he didn't talk to her for ten whole weeks.

Gina Gutierrez: Now for Lana, one day, I went with Lincoln to Tall Timbers for relaxation, but then, we got interrupted by Lana, who threw mud at Lincoln, and wanted to wrestle him into the ground. But, I wasn't going to let Lana do that, so I grabbed the grease monkey and we dragged her back to the Loud House, and she got grounded for two days. But, she eventually apologized to Lincoln, and they made up.

Reggie Gutierrez: Now for Lola, while what Lana did was bad, it's nothing compared to what Lola did. One day, I was going for a walk, but I heard the sound of screams coming from The Loud House, and the sounds of objects being smashed on the walls. I knew the sound of that scream came from only one person: Lincoln, and it was the terrified scream, and the sound of objects being smashed on the walls and an angry scream of rage could only come from one person: Lola Loud. I headed in, and I got the little monster away from Lincoln. I found out that Lincoln accidentally stepped on Lola's tiara, and Lola went mad with rage and thought Lincoln did it on purpose, and she wanted to kill him. But, I knew that it was an accident, and Lola had gone too far again. So, I dragged her butt to the parents, and when I told them about what Lola was about to do to Lincoln, Mrs. Loud paddled Lola and the little pageant demon was grounded for three weeks.

Janet Gutierrez: Now for Lisa, and this is something me, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel did together to defend Lincoln. One day, me, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, and Rachel were walking to the Loud House to help Lincoln with a project for school, but then, we heard the sound of screams coming from The Loud House: we broke the door down and we rushed on in, we then found the source of the screams: it was Lincoln, and he was strapped to Lisa's table, and he had a laser pointed at his head, and we saw Lisa laughing madly and she was about to be fire the laser. We fired blasts of light at the laser and destroyed it, and we got Lincoln out, and we pulverized Lisa and tied her up in nylon rope. We then told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about it, and Lisa got her science equipment confiscated for three weeks and Lisa got grounded for five weeks.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Roxy Rocket: MY GOODNESS! Wow!

Cozy Glow: We were shocked too!

Rocy Rocket: Wow! Lets do it!

They fired waves of bones, energy, lightning, stars and magic and smashed her down.

Danny Phantom: ALL RIGHT!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Lars Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Mal (Disney), Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Maria and Carol's spicy contest


Raven Branwen was next.

Raven Branwen: (to Lars) Maria and Carol's spicy contest was only supposed to be between them. J.D. and Homer weren't supposed to be included!

Lars Loud: J.D. loves spicy food. He can't get enough of it.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah he is one tough guy.

Starshine Sparkle: Wow he sure is.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah he sure is a tough guy. Same with Homer.

Spyro: But it was really funny. Homer has done so many crazy things over the years.

Mal: Yeah but it was all funny.

Raven Branwen: That is true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.

Lars oud: Wicked.

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Blake Belladonna, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Toa Metru, Toa Nuva, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal - Carol out of commission


Nergal was next.

Nergal: (to Blake) I'm sorry that Carol's out of commission. But that's the price some of us pay for eating extremely spicy food.

Blake Belladonna: Yeah it gives them a nasty stomachache and it hurts.

Fluttershy: It sure does. It's amazing how tough people get but that was a crazy contest.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was.

Stealth Elf: I thought it was cool but silly.

Tahu: Me too everyone.

Vakama: Yeah no kidding.

Nergal: That was crazy though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness, leaves, flowers, grass and elements and smashed him down.

Blake Belladonna: That was awesome!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rapunzel, Strike Man with Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan - Anne Maria is one bad beauty girl


Duff Killigan was next.

Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) (Scottish Accent) Anne Maria's one bad beauty girl. You're way more better then her, lass!

Rarity: Oh she is a repulsive and bad girl with no taste in good fashion or anything.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah she uses so much hair spray that she practically poisons the air!

Gill Grunt: Yeah what an idiot!

Rapunzel: She is a moron!

Duff Killigan: Aye! I agree laddies. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!

Rapunzel: That was awesome!


Jessica Shannon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Jimmy Neutron, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Neal Emerson A.K.A. Dr. Polaris - Hope Anne Maria gets her butt kicked


Dr. Polaris was next.

Dr. Polaris: (to Jessica) I hope Anne Maria gets her butt kicked. We completely missed out on doing it during the competition.

Jessica Shannon: Oh that you can count on.

Sunset Shimmer: We have a lot to make up for that.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah we sure do.

Sunburn: She deserves to be smashed all over.

Jimmy Neutron: I agree too!

Dr. Polaris: I agree too myself. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Jessica Shannon: TAKE THAT!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Layla, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Tick, and Team Rocket VS Toiletnator - Dr. Duodenum is a gross one


Toiletnator was next.

Toiletnator: (to Layla) Dr. Duodenum is a gross one. Even more gross then I sometimes am.

Layla: I agree there too! He farts and belches all the time and throws up bile!

Applejack: Hoowee! He smells worse than a pile of fresh cow manure!

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding! What a gross freak!

Flashwing: I agree too.

Tick: YUCK!

Toiletnator: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and water and smashed him down.

Layla: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


CatDog, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sly Cooper, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Lincoln's Chronos' Vengeance Curse is perfect for Anne Maria


Mr. Mittens was next.

Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Lincoln's Chronos' Vengeance Curse is perfect for Anne Maria. (laughs) That'll will take away her beauty!

Cat: I agree there too! Ironic that she will be forever cursed like that with the one thing she hates above all others.

Dog: I agree there too Cat. She deserves to be ugly.

Princess Celestia: I do too guys.

Amber Morning: Same with me. That is perfect for her.

Spotlight: No kidding.

Sly Cooper: She gives all people that are beautiful a really bad name.

Mr. Mittens: I agree too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down!

Cat: ALL RIGHT!

Dog: HI HO DIGGETTY!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Lori Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Red, Chuck, Bomb, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard - Hope Lori turns Anna Maria into a human pretzel


Leonard was next.

Leonard: (to Lori) I hope you turn Anna Maria into a human pretzel. It's what she deserves!

Lori: Oh that you can literally count on and I'll even bleach her hair and shave it all off!

Rainbow Dash: Now that would be awesome to see.

Scootaloo: Yeah that would be cool!

Whirlwind: I agree too.

Red: She definitely has a lot of issues.

Bomb: Yeah it will be good to see that she is cursed.

Chuck: Absolutely.

Leonard: Oh you said it! Lets do it!

But before they could act, Rainbow Dash and Chuck used theor super speed and did all kinds of pranks with paint cans and their weapons and Rainbow Dash wrote fart face on one and had one pig pull the trigger on a punching bag gun and gave him a paint can and adjusted his eyes and more and then Rainbow Dash and Chuck did a selfie and they came back and then the pigs were pelted and pulverized by the pranks they did.

Leonard: HUH? What happened?

Pig Man: YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!

They dogpiled and pulverized Leonard all over!

Lori and the group blasted all the pigs all over and smashed them down.

Lori: That was literally funny! Never underestimate people with super speed.

Rainbow Dash: Now that was AWESOME!

Chuck: Yeah it sure was!

Rainbow Dash and Chuck high five.


Joe Kido and Zudomon VS Liquidroid Wateru


Liquidroid Wateru was next for Joe.

Liquidroid Wateru: This is gonna be awesome and cool man.

Joe Kido: Yeah it sure is!

Zudomon: I'm always looking forward to this one.

Liquidroid Wateru: Lets do it!

Zudomon: (ECHOING) VULCAN'S HAMMER!

He smashed the ground and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and smashed him down and Joe fired a wave of water and blasted him around in a whirlpool and smashed him down!


Super Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Liquidroid Wateru


The Power Rangers Battle was next.

Nico: This will be awesome!

Nico teleported and opened Liquidroid Wateru's safe and in it was a bunch of spellbooks called the Spellbooks of The Lightsworn, they're large colored spellbooks with the Lightsworn Monsters on the cover, and inside the pages of the books are some awesome spells to purge even the darkest soul of darkness and purify them completely, and when combined with Lincoln's Dark Side Eternal Purification technique, it'll completely purify and remove the dark side from someone, and seal them in a crystal prison caused by the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the books.

Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

The Megaforce Rangers went Super!

Troy Burrows: SUPER MEGAFORCE RED!

Emma Goodall: SUPER MEGAFORCE PINK!

Jake Holling: SUPER MEGAFORCE GREEN!

Gia Moran: SUPER MEGAFORCE YELLOW!

Noah Carver: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLUE!

Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Nico: Now it's time for a big time buttkicking!

The Rangers pulled out the Super Megaforce Cannon!

All: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!

They inserted their keys and charged it up and it was locked on target!

Nico: LETS GET HIM! FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Liquidroid Wateru and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Liquidroid Wateru you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!

Nico: Yeah! But he will be back for future battles.


We regrouped and we were facing Anne Maria.

Me: It's buttkicking time!

Troy Burrows: J.D., you can turn into your new Kamen Rider form whenever you're ready!

Me: First lets do this!

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

Troy Burrows: Oh right forgot.

Me: (TURNS DIAL) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

I summoned the Blue Goggle V, Green Ohranger, Yellow Magiranger, Black Goseiger, and Orange ToQger!

Eli: (TURNS DIAL) EXPLODING SCIENCE POWER!

Eli summoned the Blue Denziman, Pink Dynaman, Green Bioman, and Yellow Timeranger!

Nico: (TURNS DIAL) PREPARED CHANBARA POWER!

Nico summoned the Blue Kakuranger, Green Hurricaneger, Pink Shinkenger, and Yellow Ninninger!

Zarya: (TURNS DIAL) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

Zarya summoned the White Changeman, Green Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Black Megaranger, and Aqua Blue Kyuranger!

Jared: (TURNS DIAL) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!

Jared summoned the Yellow GoGoFive, Green Dekaranger, and Gold Patranger!

Me: Okay now I can do so. PHOENIX HENSHIN!

I activated my device and pressed a button on my device and then I sprouted wings of fire and I had the Catastrophe Sword appear and then I was turned into THE PHOENIX KAMEN RIDER!

Nico: WHOA! THAT IS COOL!

Eli: Wow! That is so awesome!

Zarya: Wow!

Me: This is amazing!

Laney: Yeah it sure is!

Troy Burrows: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Battle Fever J rangers!

Nico: Now for some fun!

We went at Anne Maria and punched, smashed and pulverized her all over the place.

POW WHOMP BLAM SMASH THWOMP BIFF CRACK WHACK BLAM POW KATOW THWACK ZONK!

We were really pulverizing her all over. Lori turned Anne Maria into a human pretzel just like she said.

Prince Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Lystone, and Lomma blasted and smashed and pulverized her all over the place.

Cybertron Dirt Boss, Weather Vane, Sureshot and Homer used the Velocitron, Earth and Gigantion Cyber Planet Keys and Dirt Boss got powerful energy cannons on his shoulders and enhanced Weather Vane and Homer's powers and Sureshot's laser cannons 100-fold.

Cybertron Dirt Boss and Weather Vane: DIRT DOG THUNDERSTRIKE!

Sureshot and Homer: LASER DONUT BARRAGE!

Springfield Mafia and Sora: PHOENIX MAFIA BLAST!

Homer and Wiggum: CHILI DONUT BARRAGE!

Stella and Chalmers: LIGHT LASER FURY!

Weiss and Abis Mal: JEWEL DESERT FURY!

Nicole and Control Freak: STAR MEGABLAST SUPREME!

Applejack and Vreedle Brothers: HONESTY FURY BLAST!

Girl Jordan and Cargill: OCEANIC WAVE FURY!

Jackie and Krusty: EXPLODING MEGA BLAST!

Penny and Pete: DIAMOND OF POWER BLAST!

Morpheus and Kalin: BLUE FLAME GIANT BLAST!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Mikey, Zoey and Eli: GENEROSITY SUPER MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements!

Meowth, Eli, Nunnally, Mike and Zoey: SLASHES OF FURY BLADESTORM!

They fired blades of energy.

Lincoln: 60'S TV ELEMENT STYLE: MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!

Jessica Shannon: 60'S TV FIRE STYLE: MISTER ROGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD STYLE!

Akko: 60'S TV STAR STYLE: STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES!

Entrapta: 60'S TV LIGHTNING STYLE: THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW!

Perfuma: 60'S TV NATURE STYLE: SESAME STREET!

Frosta: 60'S TV ICE STYLE: HOGAN'S HEROES!

Mai Shiranui: 60'S TV FIRE STYLE: CAPTAIN SCARLET AND THE MYSTERONS!

Yuna Kamihara: 60'S TV WATER STYLE: DANGER MAN!

Tatsumaki: 60'S TV WIND STYLE: THE MUNSTERS!

Toph: 60'S TV EARTH STYLE: JONNY QUEST!

Julie Makimoto: 60'S TV LAVA STYLE: CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU?

Sari Sumdac: 60'S TV LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERBIRDS!

R. Mika 60'S TV LIGHT STYLE: BENNY HILL!

Menat: 60'S TV STAR STYLE: MY PARTNER THE GHOST!

Shantae: 60'S TV MAGIC STYLE: THE PINK PANTHER SHOW!

Juri Han: 60'S TV DARK STYLE: THE ADDAMS FAMILY!

They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said shows from the 1960's. Never beat the classics!

Lincoln and his harem: 60'S TV FINAL SMASH: 60'S TV HADOUKEN BARRAGE!

They fired a hadouken barrage powered by 60s tv at Anne Maria which explodes on contact!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

She was knocked down!

Lincoln: It's over for you Anne Maria! You will never poison people with your hair spray as well as your monstrous attitude!

Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by a massive vortex of silver energy with clocks ticking, and when he emerged, the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck silver except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep silver, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned silver, his large blue pants turned white, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned silver, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned silver, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep silver. Lincoln transformed into CHRONO LINCOLN, his ninth Elemental HERO form.

We were amazed by the new Elemental HERO form of Lincoln, and the girls in his harem had atomic red blushes on their faces. Suddenly, we saw clocks surrounding Lincoln, and then, the bell tolling in the air, the sound of judgement.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Anne Maria. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song.

Then, Lincoln fires powerful blasts of silver energy and time energy from his massive angel wings, and as they hit Anne Maria, the Chronos' Vengeance curse he created took effect as she was aged rapidly to the point where she looked like a 150 years old woman, her looks were all gone, and when she saw what happened to her, she was horrified.

SHE SCREAMED IN HORROR!

Me: Wow!

Nico: Perfect for her!

And she was beamed to the Neptune Prison!

Me: Good riddance to that monster.

Duff Killigan: That's it for Anna Maria.

TD Mike: Got that right.

Dr. Polaris: Sorry if we caused any trouble here, Oliver.

Oliver Douglas: Oh, you didn't cause any trouble here at all. Me and Lisa loved seeing you guys in action.

Toiletnator: That's nice to hear.

Mr. Mittens: How would you two love to move into Gotham Royal York?

Leonard: We promise you two will love it there.

Oliver Douglas: We would be honored.

Lisa Douglas: We have been getting tired of the life out here anyway.

Me: That's all right. Good.

?: Soon, I will destroy this entire world and every living thing on it!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Aatrox.

A demonic figure with a large sword came out, and it was none other than Aatrox.

Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox: I should've known you'd show up here, Aatrox. You should've never returned to this world, but now, we'll see to it that you never rise again.

Eric Loud: That's right, and I've had enough of you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Eric Loud's deep turquoise blue eyes turn neon deep turquoise blue, and he's surrounded by a green energy aura with winds, fire, and eagles surrounding him, he unholstered his massive Huracan's Hurricane Fire Sword of Storm Justice from his wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Aatrox, he left green energy, winds, fire, and eagles with every step.

Eric Loud: Aatrox, the crimes that you've committed against the realm of Runeterra centuries ago can never be forgiven, but now, I will see to it that you never rise again.

Suddenly, Eric Loud was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with winds and fire surrounding the vortex, there's an eagle flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a turquoise blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Eric Loud emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'5" tall and extremely muscular Eric Loud remained the same, along with his brand-new clothes, he has green and orange highlights in the bangs of his long brown hair that reached the bottom of his neck, he has neon deep turquoise blue eyes, and a green energy aura with fire, winds, eagles, and snakes surrounding him, he has an eagle and a snake with the Fire, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in the eagle's claws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on eagle earrings with turquoise blue gems for the eyes and holding the Fire, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with deep turquoise blue crystal links and an eagle and snake with deep turquoise blue crystals for the eyes and the eagle holding the Fire, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant across his bare chest, and on his wider and more muscular back is an American Bald Eagle surrounded by winds and flames, and on his left shoulder is a tattoo of the American Flag on it. Suddenly, Eric Loud felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive brown angel wings with green and orange tips on the large brown feathers, sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back.

Eric loud has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with turquoise blue gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden eagle head with turquoise blue gems for eyes and a large turquoise blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, a Ring of the Phoenix with large turquoise blue gem on his left ring finger, Blue Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger, and his wedding ring on his right pinky finger. There's a deep turquoise blue kanji below the eagle that said, "Eric Loud, Cousin of The Loud Family, Military Man of The United States, Loving Married Husband of Sheila Castille-Loud, Loving Father of Landon and Han Loud, Killer of Osama bin Laden, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Huracan, and Master of Fire, Wind, and Storms."

エリック・ラウド、ラウド家のいとこ、アメリカの軍人、シーラ・カスティーユ・ラウドの愛する既婚夫、ランドンとハン・ラウドの愛する父、オサマ・ビンラーディンの殺し屋、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、フラカンの使者、そして火、風、嵐のマスター

Eric Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY HURRICANE FIRESTORM EAGLE SNAKE ANGEL OF AMERICAN JUSTICE AND MILITARY HOPE!

We were amazed by Eric Loud's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Sheila saw him, she had an even more atomic red blush on her face and hearts in her eyes, but when Aatrox saw it, the demon fell into a rage and tried to kill Eric Loud, but Eric Loud fired a powerful green energy blast with fire, winds, eagles, and snakes at the demon, and it hit the demon and it sent him into a tree.

Landon Loud: Wow.

Lincoln: This is so awesome, Eric's transformed.

Lori: Literally incredible.

Sheila Loud-Castille: Wow, Eric, you look amazing. How do you feel?

Eric Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane American Eagle and Firestorm Snake Justice) I feel incredible, Sheila. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a demon to destroy.

Eric Loud went after Aatrox, who fired blasts of dark energy at Eric, but he dodged them, and he fired powerful blasts of green energy, wind, fire, eagles, and snakes at Aatrox, and they explode with such incredible power as they hit him. Then, Eric engaged Aatrox in a powerful sword fight, but Eric, with his training on how disarm opponents, disarmed Aatrox of his sword, and sent him flying into the air with one powerful swing of his sword.

Eric Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane American Eagle and Firestorm Snake Justice) And now, this is the end for you, Aatrox.

Eric Loud cupped his hands, and a red energy ball with fire and winds formed inside, and we knew what he was about to do.

Eric Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane American Eagle and Firestorm Snake Justice) HURRICANE FIRESTORM KAMEHAMEHA!

Eric Loud fired a massive Kamehameha energy wave made of red energy with fire and winds, and as it hits Aatrox, it exploded with incredible power, and it destroyed him. Then, his spirit was then sent to the Black Gates by Eric Loud, and he was erased forever. We cheered wildly as Eric Loud holstered his massive Huracan's Hurricane Fire Sword of Storm Justice on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and Eric Loud's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

But, before he was about to head back, Sheila Loud-Castille ran up and hugged Eric Loud's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sheila, and then, he leaned down to her face, and they kissed, and we cheered for them.

Lincoln: Just like what happened yesterday, that was so awesome.

Nico: You said it, big guy.

Landon Loud: That was so awesome, really awesome.

Lori: First, Sheila transformed yesterday, and now, Eric transformed, this is literally so amazing.

Lynn Sr.: You said it, honey.

Mike (Total Drama): (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure everyone! I hope you all liked this one.

Nico: We all did. Great job everyone. Lets head back home.

We went back home and Oliver and Lisa were given a new home in the city. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. Same with me.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done and it was awesome doing one for Green Acres.

Green Acres was a great show back in the 1960's. Lots of great shows back then in the 60s even though I wasn't born back then. Lots of big stars back then. It as awesome. Never watched the show myself unfortunately but this was made to honor the great actors and actresses of that show. They will be missed. May they rest in peace. The first part for this chapter was for the Earthworm Jim level Intestinal Distress and that was a weird and creepy level. The music was scary too. Heartbeats, Psycho Strings and Organ Music was a perfect horror trifecta. The 2nd part was for the 1997 movie from TV called Planetary Traveller and that was a great movie. Watched it all the time and more. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one. Me, Nico, Eli, Varie, Lincoln, Twilight and Friends and Rex Salazar will be in an awesome Superhero mission as we bust a jewel robber that stole jewelry from a local jewelry store and we'll chase after him like in the Equestria Girls episode Super Squad Goals and we're going to have fun in that one. We're also going to meet a Xerge Gene-Slammer and her name is Suzie Remmington and she is from Nico's Computer Classes and she is an awesome technogenius and super strategist. Lincoln's next rescue is gonna be in the awesome episode of My Gym Partner's A Monkey called Leaf of Absence and that is gonna be funny! We're going to face Principal Wolverine and WE'RE gonna give that Butt-Biting Tyrant what for! Eli is gonna unleash a really nasty Rant Fest on him SO YOU BETTER BE READY FOR A REALLY NASTY RANT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! We're also going to meet one of the Dark World Gene-Slammers. They are a bunch of Goth Girls that were also Gene-Slammed on Purpose to destroy Team Rocket as well as defend Lincoln from bullies. The first one is gonna be for Nicholette Torrington and she is a Gene-Slammer for Zure, Knight of Dark World and she is gonna have a really awesome and powerful revelation about the local dirtbag bullies Hawk and Hank. The next chapter is gonna be for where we meet the iconic and famous picnic basket stealing duo Yogi Bear and his best friend Boo Boo. We're gonna face MAX who as you recall escaped during the Ridonculous Race. And we're gonna give Ranger Smith a good talking to about all these rules that Yogi has to follow.

See you all tomorrow.