Flying over the lands of the planet Havania was Nico, Skyla, Bleez, Eli, me, Maximum Ride and Lori and we were in absolute awe at how beautiful the home planet of Bleez is.
Me: Wow! So this is the planet Havania.
Nico: It's magnificent.
Bleez: It sure is. It's good to see my home planet again.
Skyla: It's beautiful.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Skyla.
Skyla: No problem Nico: It's awesome going on one of your rescues. I think it's awesome.
Nico: I'm glad you like it.
Maximum Ride: But Bleez your home planet is amazing. I didn't know it was so beautiful here.
Bleez: It sure is. Man I missed my home ever since I became a Red Lantern.
Eli: It's magnificent.
Lori: Literally would make an amazing vacation spot.
Nico: Skyla, which of your fellow Gym Leaders do you think we'll meet next?
Skyla: Lets see. I'm hoping we meet Viola soon.
Me: She's the Gym Leader of Santalune City and the very first Gym Leader that Ash faced in the Kalos Region.
Skyla: That's right. And you would like her J.D. She specializes in using Bug Pokemon. Specifically Vivillon.
Nico: Now that is cool. Too bad that Misty is still terrified of Bug Pokemon.
Eli: That is a darn shame. But she is not terrified of ALL Bug Pokemon thank goodness.
Lori: That's true.
Eli: Wait I just remembered.
Nico: Yeah! We helped cure that phobia, remember? And we're not holding anything against her sisters for that.
Me: That's right! I forgot about that.
Lori: Oops.
We saw a castle and it was beautiful.
Bleez: Wow! That's one of the kingdoms of Havania. It's also my home. You see I'm a princess of this castle.
Nico: Wow! We didn't know about that Bleez.
Eli: That is amazing.
Skyla: It sure is.
Nico: Seriously, we're not holding anything against Misty's sisters for her phobia.
Me: I'm not either.
Eli: Me neither.
Lori: Same here.
Nico: Good.
We went into the castle and it was breathtaking.
Me: Wow! Bleez your castle is awesome.
Nico: It sure is. Bleez this is amazing.
Bleez: I'm glad to be home.
?: Welcome home princess.
We then saw a figure and it was FAGIN from the Denmark Movie called WAR OF THE BIRDS!
Fagin is the main antagonist of the 1990 Danish animated fantasy film War of the Birds.
In the Danish version, he was voiced by the late Claus Ryskjær. In the English version, he was voiced by Paul Dobson, who also voiced Naraku from InuYasha, D-Structs from Dinotrux, and Zarbon from the Ocean Group dub of Dragon Ball Z.
In a forest near a city, a community of birds lives in peace free of predators, with the exception of Fagin, the self-entitled "king of the birds" who every several days invades the forest in search of his next meal. One sparrow attempts to fight off Fagin to protect his nest, but is no match and quickly killed and eaten. His mate shares the same fate, and their nest is pushed down onto a lower branch of the tree, saving only one of the eggs, which Betty the bluebird adopts and names Oliver upon hatching.
During a conversation with Betty's partner, an owl named Walter, he mentions Fagin when Oliver asks if he'll grow up to be an owl and Walter reveals that Fagin killed Oliver's biological parents and that he says he's "king of the birds" (in control of the forest in the original version). Infuriated, Oliver declares that Fagin isn't his king and that when he gets older, he'll get back at him for what he did.
Following Oliver's introduction to another sparrow named Olivia and two mice brothers, Fredrick and Ingolf, all of whom share Oliver's goal to fight Fagin and avenge their parents, Fagin appears and corners Oliver and Olivia into a can, but he is chased off by the dog of a birdwatcher.
The following day, the Dove reveals to Fagin that Oliver and Olivia are trying to gather a following to help them fight against him and about the trap they are building. A displeased Fagin boasts that no matter how many birds they collect, they will not defeat him. The Dove asks him to at least spare killing them because Betty once saved her life, but Fagin tells her that she is only living to be his spy and reminds her that since he's "king of the birds", he'll have to make Oliver go if he's trying to rally up the others against him. The Dove says she wants to resign from the whole scheme, but Fagin says he didn't hear her and cuts her with his talon in the process. He then flies off to kill the children.
As the Dove flies to Betty to warn her of the children being in danger, Fagin finds the children, taunting them for defying his rule as the king of the forest. A vengeful Oliver stands up and declares he will be the next king and calls out Fagin for killing his parents. Fagin dismisses his claims and attacks Olivia and the mice hiding inside the trap. Oliver attempts to protect the others but is quickly slapped aside by Fagin, knocking him unconscious. Before Fagin can kill him, Betty arrives and slashes Fagin's right eye, leaving him half-blind. Fagin then chases Betty into storm clouds and kills her.
As winter arrives, Fagin returns to get revenge on Oliver and friends for his eye. He spots the children and Armstrong in an abandoned area and chases them once again. Oliver attempts to lead Fagin into a burning hut that Ingolf set ablaze using matches. After failing to grab Oliver, Fagin grabs Olivia instead, only for Oliver to peck at Fagin's remaining eye, causing him to drop Olivia and instead grab Oliver. The Dove, who was watching from a distance after trying to warn the two about Fagin's return (and was unable to because they didn't trust her after finding out she was acting as a spy), flies after Fagin and grabs him by the wings, trying to pull him into the fire. Oliver falls out of Fagin's grasp during the struggle and straight into the fire, but he is rescued by Fredrick. Fagin cripples the Dove's wing in an attempt to get her off him, but he realizes too late that his wing is on fire and both birds plummet into the fire and perish, ridding the threat of Fagin for good.
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Eli: (Gasp) I know you! You're Fagin from the Denmark movie called War of The Birds!
Fagin: Glad to see that you know me young Eli.
Skyla: I see what this is. All For One knew he wouldn't survive our fight with him so he hired you to take us out.
Fagin: What!? No way! I work alone. I don't even know who All For One is.
Me: Good it's best you don't find out. But now we're going to turn you into a fried chicken!
Bleez: You have a lot of nerve invading my home!
?: And he will pay for it!
A Havanian swooped in.
Havanian: (Latvian Accent) You will pay for your crimes Fagin!
Nico: Eden Severnaya?
Eden slashed him into ribbons and killed him in an instant!
Havanian: That was too easy.
She reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and teal green clothes and she had brown angel wings.
Eden Severnaya: Nico it's awesome to see you again.
Nico: You too Eden.
Me: You're from Latvia. That is awesome.
Eden Severnaya: It sure is.
Bleez: Amazing to meet a Havanian Gene-Slammer.
Eden Severnaya: It sure is.
Skyla: Bleez, she's just like you.
Bleez: Yes and she is a Havanian Gene-Slammer.
Nico: Just like I was hoping to meet next.
Eli: Cool.
Eden Severnaya: It sure is awesome though.
Skyla: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Eden Severnaya: My favorite memory is when we were in Art Class and we had this REALLY MEAN substitute teacher and Nico and I did some investigating and we found out that he was a really nasty murderer that escaped from prison and he was wanted in 7 states. He was posing as a teacher and we formed this plan and we got everyone out of the school and then called the FBI and they arrested him. Me and Nico smirked as he was arrest and carted off to death row.
Nico: I remember that! That was awesome.
Me: Wow! That was cool!
Eli: It sure was.
Nico and Eden hugged,
Nico: I really missed you.
Eden Severnaya: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: Aww.
Eli: So awesome.
Bleez: It was good seeing my home planet again. I was starting to feel homesick.
Me: But it's really beautiful Bleez.
Skyla: It sure is.
We later came back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Clyde, Squid Girl, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The MHA Heroes, Hare, and Zoe Orimoto are heading to The Simulator, and the location is Hogwarts, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fourteen girls, but we're also going to face Tom Riddle before he was turned into Voldemort, and not only are we going to confront and kill him, we'll also hear him explain his ways and why he framed Hagrid, as well as wanting to go after Harry and continue Salazar Slytherin's So-Called Noble work of genocide, murder, racism, and evil for Pureblood Supremacy.
Lincoln: Wow, so we're here in Hogwarts, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls, but we're also going to face Tom Riddle before he was turned into Voldemort, and not only are we going to confront and kill him, we'll also hear him explain his ways and why he framed Hagrid, as well as wanting to go after Harry and continue Salazar Slytherin's So-Called Noble work of genocide, murder, racism, and evil for Pureblood Supremacy.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Me: And once we get him to confess his crimes, then we can kill him, and send him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: And it'll also affect The Death Eaters and Voldemort, the creature Tom Riddle transformed into, and we'll finally be rid of them for good. And I want to thank you, Hare, and The MHA Heroes for joining us on this rescue, Zoe.
Zoe Orimoto: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.
Hare: And I wonder how Dad's going to kill him before he sends him to The Black Gates?
Izuku: We were just thinking the same thing.
Lori: Just keep your eyes open, everyone, we've seen the many ways of how Lincoln gets rid of the villains he faces in his rescues and when uninvited villains show up.
We travelled throughout the school and Lincoln used the potion to free everyone from the Basilisk's petrifying gaze, and then, we head for the underground Chamber of Secrets, and it was a really dark place, a place of pure evil.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fourteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fourteen girls, but they've been cornered by Tom Riddle, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the fourteen girls, but they've been cornered by Tom Riddle, and he's going to kill them.
?: (British Accent) That evil monster! Let's get him!
Suddenly, we saw Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Renee Ravenclaw. But, we'll have to talk later, we've got a traitorous Dark Wizard to stop.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln made a ring of rainbow energy, and it shielded the fourteen girls, and he fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Tom Riddle, which hit him in the back. When Tom Riddle saw us, he was enraged.
Lincoln: Before we get to kill you, answer us this: why are you even doing this, Tom?
Tom Riddle: This was to continue Salazar Slytherin's work. When the Chamber of Secrets was opened back on the 13th of June 1943, The Basilisk petrified many of Hogwarts' students, the last victim was Myrtle Warren. The Hogwarts Board of Governors wanted the school closed because of the incident, and realizing the Chamber needed to be closed and the culprit caught, I framed Hagrid and made the school believe that his pet, Aragog, was the monster responsible. Eventually, the school believed me, and Hagrid was expelled, but that fool, Dumbledore, didn't believe Hagrid was responsible for the killings, and Dumbledore kept an "annoyingly close" watch on me after that. Due to this, I realized that I would not be able to risk opening the Chamber while still a student. As such, I would use the murder of Myrtle Warren to preserve a part of my soul within my own school diary, the very first of the seven Horcruxes, hoping it'd one day lead someone to finish Salazar Slytherin's "noble work".
Me: Fully of Genocide, Murder, Racism, Evil and pain? I don't think so!
Lincoln: In other words, you were the one who opened The Chamber of Secrets and let The Basilisk out over seven decades ago, and you would eventually be transformed into Voldemort, and you would also split your soul even more into the other six Horcruxes, Marvolo Gaunt's Ring, Salazar Slytherin's Locket, Helga Hufflepuff's Cup, Rowena Ravenclaw's Diadem, that pet snake, Nagini, and finally, you made Harry Potter the Sixth Horcrux after you murdered Lily and James Potter.
Tom Riddle: And what you said was true and it fit why I wanted to go after him.
Lincoln: But, we destroyed all seven Horcruxes using The Basilisk's Venom and J.D. freed Harry from you, and now that we finally heard all of your reasons, it's time for you to die.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, Jia Chong, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Zoe Orimoto, The MHA Heroes, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Tom Riddle and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln sprouted his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails with eleven slobbering black wolf heads with glowing blue eyes on the tips, and he sent them at Tom Riddle, and they bit down on his arms, legs, and sides of his stomach, and we saw the wolf heads slowly draining, siphoning, and sucking out all of Tom Riddle's powers from his body, and we saw green energy visibly flowing down from their heads and necks and right into Lincoln, as his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalos, and Angels was flaring up even more, as he gained an immense power and energy boost, and he made Tom Riddle's powers his own, and we also assimilated Tom Riddle's powers.
Izuku: Whoa, Lincoln's sucking out all of Tom Riddle's powers.
Nico: That's right, Izuku, and Lincoln not only uses the eleven massive werewolf tails with large black wolf heads on the tips for that, but he also grabs the villains with his hands and he sucks out their powers and abilities, and he makes them his own, and he and all of us also assimilate their powers, as well.
Bakugo: That's really impressive, and just like J.D., Midnight and Mountain Lady told us that Lincoln has many kinds of powers as well, and I'm also proud they're also Lincoln's future wives.
Izuku: Same here, Bakugo.
Then, after Lincoln was finished sucking out all of Tom Riddle's powers and abilities, then, he cuts him down with his massive sword that he also laced with Basilisk venom, and it destroyed him forever, and Lincoln banished him, along with Voldemort and The Death Eaters to The Black Gates forever. We cheer wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: Now, the terror of Voldemort has been forever silenced. (To Renee Ravenclaw) And it's so good to see you again, Renee Ravenclaw.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time. And it's also good to see you again, Nicholette, Giselle, Scarlet, and Silvia.
Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, and Silvia Excelsior: You too, Renee.
Lincoln went up to Renee Ravenclaw, and they hugged, and Renee Ravenclaw's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time that I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you and can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Hare: Wow, Dad, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Hare. This is Renee Ravenclaw, she's one of my Guardian Angels and friends from England, and she's the 5th member of The Dark World Goth Girls.
Nico: Awesome. (Suddenly realizes something) Wait, you said her last name is Ravenclaw, does this mean...?
Lincoln: (Smirks) You guess it, Nico, Renee Ravenclaw is the descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw.
This caused our jaws to drop to the floor at the revelation.
Me: Whoa.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Looks like you all are shocked at the revelation, but what Lincoln just said was true, I am the descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw, and I hated what Tom Riddle did with turning my ancestor's Diadem into a Horcrux. But, I'm glad you all destroyed it, since it was turned into a vessel of evil, and there's no need for you to get me back to normal, Lincoln.
Renee Ravenclaw reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing orange hair, orange eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive orange angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, and she's dressed in a sleeveless orange vest, sleeveless orange midriff top with the Ravenclaw House crest on it, orange skirt, orange pants, orange high-heeled sneakers, and long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails and on the back is Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, and the Ravenclaw House crest.
Lincoln: Wow, I love your outfit, Renee, and your clothes also have the Ravenclaw House crest on it. Plus, I got you a little something for you.
Lincoln gave Renee Ravenclaw a large Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World-themed sword with Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World and the Ravenclaw House crest etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, orange angel wings for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large orange gem with black angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Renee Ravenclaw's neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Renee.
Renee Ravenclaw had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Renee Ravenclaw on her lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fourteen girls are Ikoma Kitsuno, Saitou Kichou, Atsuta Anna, Biwajima Mayu, Hoshigaoka Yuri, and Oda Ichika from Nobunaga Teachers Young Bride, Narusawa Ryouka, Aikawa Miyuu, Kawabata Chizu, Kisaki Asuna, Kurenaino Aria, Nishizono Ririka, and Sumikaze Touko from Occultic: Nine, and Kuroi Ginko from Planet With.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ikoma Kitsuno, Saitou Kichou, Atsuta Anna, Biwajima Mayu, Hoshigaoka Yuri, Oda Ichika, Narusawa Ryouka, Aikawa Miyuu, Kawabata Chizu, Kisaki Asuna, Kurenaino Aria, Nishizono Ririka, Sumikaze Touko, and Kuroi Ginko.
Nico: From Nobunaga Teachers Young Bride, Occultic: Nine, and Planet With, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ikoma Kitsuno: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you for saving us.
Then, when Ikoma Kitsuno and the other thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Tom Riddle, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ikoma Kitsuno: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and the thirteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ikoma Kitsuno: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fourteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ikoma Kitsuno, Saitou Kichou, Atsuta Anna, Biwajima Mayu, Hoshigaoka Yuri, Oda Ichika, Narusawa Ryouka, Aikawa Miyuu, Kawabata Chizu, Kisaki Asuna, Kurenaino Aria, Nishizono Ririka, Sumikaze Touko, and Kuroi Ginko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone of the rescue in Hogwarts, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Tom Riddle, the teen wizard who would transform into Voldemort.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did to that that monster, along with hearing him explain his ways, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Renee Ravenclaw have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and now, we're finally rid of Voldemort and The Death Eaters, and now, they're nothing more than a forgotten memory.
After putting a stop to Tom Riddle and ending the dark legacy of Salazar Slytherin, Voldemort, and The Death Eaters for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Renee Ravenclaw saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Renee, and now, I can also defend myself.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Renee. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Ooh, now that's a good question. Oh, here's one: Lincoln and I were going to the park to meet up with Nicholette and the other Dark World Goth Girls for a day of fun, but we had big time trouble coming: Lynn showed up, and she wants to pulverize Lincoln, and she said "it's for her sparring". We weren't going to have that, so we blasted that walking gym bag with powerful blasts of darkness and trapped her in a sphere of darkness. Then, I kicked the sphere of darkness and when it faded, Lynn found himself surrounded by skunks, and she got sprayed by them.
Everyone: P.U!
Lincoln: Yeah, she stunk even worse than Stank Breath Bolhofner. When we Mom and Dad of what Lynn tried to do to me, Lynn was grounded for eleven months and she had to soak in tomato juice, but it would be outside in the backyard, and Luna put a shock collar on her, if Lynn got out of line and tried to get revenge on me and the Dark World Goths, she would be shocked and Luna would smash her cymbals in her face.
We cheered wildly for what they did, and when Renee Ravenclaw showed us the video of the fight, and what happened to Lynn, we flinched at the scene when she got sprayed by the skunks.
Nico: Oh, P.U.!
Me: Ugh, there's nothing worse than getting sprayed by a field of skunks.
Lori: And it didn't help that she smelled like a gym bag, but combine that with getting sprayed, and that's where we drew the line.
Luna: And after I was freed from that stupid hive mind, I decided to form some punishments for Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, in case they tried to hurt my little bro, dude.
Luan: We were subjected to a couple of them, and they were horrible.
Lola: I've never been that scared of Luna before, but the punishments that she created for me, Lori, Lynn, Lisa, and Luan caused us to run to our rooms, and we were basically walking on eggshells around Luna.
Nemuri Kayama: Wow, I never knew you could be that defensive of your brother, Luna.
Luna: I am your future husband's Guardian, Nemuri, after all. But, I can't believe that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan bullied me into turning against Lincoln, that was just disgusting.
Yu Takeyama: But, that wasn't your fault, we can guess who's to be blamed for that one.
The TLPS Bad Guys Gang growled in anger for that one.
Izuku: Yeah, The Dark Sides of The Louds. What they tried to do to Lincoln just proves that they've crossed one like too many, and I'm glad you used the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse on them, Lincoln, along with the other Dark Sides of those you've met.
Lincoln: Thanks, Izuku. But, when I checked the Pluto Prison, I saw that Dark Lynn was missing.
We gasped in shock.
Lori: Then, that means that animal escaped yet again?!
TLPS Mr. Wolf: We need to issue an All-Points Bulletin for Dark Lynn, and organize a manhunt for her. I refuse to let that animal run free any longer.
Nico: Good thinking. With Dark Lynn running loose, she's dangerous enough with her strength, but combine that with her dangerous unstable mental state and bad temper, she's a ticking time bomb.
Lincoln: That's putting it mildly.
Me: No matter what, Dark Lynn needs to be stopped and she'll suffer the same fate as the rest of the Dark Sides.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready for their beach date at Bubblaine in the world of Mario.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his kids were dressed in swimsuits in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Nemuri Kayama: We're ready, Linky.
Hare: Yeah, we're ready, Dad.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids left the World Tree Estate, and they head for Bubblaine in the world of Mario. When Hare and Weda saw it, they were amazed.
Hare: Whoa, what is this place, Dad?
Lincoln: This, Hare, is Bubblaine in the world of Mario. We've been here many times before, and it was awesome.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dived right into the waters at Bubblaine, and they all had a lot of fun there, and even played on the sand and got a tan. Then, they went to the picnic area to have lunch that Lincoln packed. Then, as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, guys, how was your beach date?
Weda: It was awesome, Nico. Lincoln took us to Bubblaine in the world of Mario.
Nico: That place is always a popular destination for a date.
Hare: And it was so awesome that Mom and Dad also shared a kiss right before we all headed home.
Lori: That's how your Dad ends his dates with his harem: with a kiss and hug in front of a setting sun, Hare.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: And is there going to be any trouble for today, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nope, not today.
Ronnie Anne: Awesome. Ooh, and speaking of trouble, Syd sent me a message and she also put up a video of the punishments that Becky, Dodge, and those Dodgeball goons have been going through.
Ronnie Anne put up the video that Syd sent, and we saw that Becky, Dodge, and the Dodgeball goons were cleaning up the cafeteria after breakfast, then, they had to clean up the bathrooms throughout the entire school, along with sweeping up the hallways, and they were grumbling and mad as heck.
Me: Whoa, now that's harsh.
Nico: You said it, J.D. Was this part of your punishments for Becky, Dodge, and the Dodgeball goons after their plan was exposed yesterday, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, and it's exactly how I discussed it with Principal Valenzuela. Plus, everyone at Chavez Academy is enjoying seeing the bullies getting their just desserts, and with the threat of expulsion still hanging on their heads, they'll think twice before they attempt to return to their old ways again.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: And we also put up an All-Points Bulletin on Dark Lynn. Now, everyone is aware that Dark Lynn has escaped and she's running loose like the animal she is.
Lynn: And since Lincoln permanently severed Dark Lynn from me for good, we'll show her no mercy for this one.
Lincoln: I've had just about enough of that superstitious, psychopathic, murderous, arrogant, smug, disgusting pig to last an eternity.
We gasped at the harsh words Lincoln used to describe Dark Lynn.
Nico: Whoa.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: I knew we hated the Dark Sides, but Lincoln really hates them even more.
Lori: Though it's no surprise they were the ones who made him miserable and wanted nothing more than to kill him.
Lynn: But, if they also threaten his harem, his kids, his friends and family, then they're heading right towards the line of no return, and they'll be in for a major butt-kicking.
Dixie Clements: I wouldn't be surprised if Linky hogties Dark Lynn and runs her out of town on a rail.
Applejack: Or make her suffer the same punishment he and Lynn gave Evil Lynn when she broke out of prison and tried to crash our pool party to celebrate the downfall of Team Dark Phoenix Storm and kill our man.
Lincoln: Or what Zoey Mackenzie did in chopping off Evil Lynn's eyesore of a ponytail and breaking every last bone in her body. You know what, I'll do a combo of all three punishments, and make her pay for everything that she's forced Lynn to do so she can kill me. She's a wild animal that needs to be put down.
Thunder Sparkle: Yeah, who does she even think she is?
Me: A sore loser monster with a bad attitude. I think you should give her the Hell's Vengeance Curse, just like what you did to Jo and Eva, big guy.
Bakugo: We also saw on the Ridonculous Race the curses Lincoln put on the Total Drama Sore Losers and on old villains that you guys faced off against long ago, and they were brutal.
Lincoln: Along with the curse I placed on that sore loser, Max, and you're right, they are brutal.
Lincoln showed the MHA heroes the list of curses he'd made, and they were indeed brutal and really powerful.
Izuku: Yikes, now those are some really brutal curses you made, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Izuku. Plus, I created a curse for my Blood Lincoln Elemental HERO form, and it's activated by the same song I use with the other curses, and this one is for any evil vampires or werewolves we might encounter.
Lincoln added a new curse for his Elemental HERO form, Blood Lincoln: Blood God's Vengeance Curse - Lincoln fires powerful blasts of blood red energy and blood from his massive angel wings, and once it hits an evil vampire or werewolf, the curse will drain them of every drop of blood, and Lincoln will consume their blood, and he gains a massive power and energy boost, along with gaining their blood memories.
We were stunned at that new curse.
Nico: Holy crap, a curse that's effective on evil vampires or evil werewolves?! Good one, big guy.
Me: Can't wait to see it in action.
Selene (Underworld): And it'll be perfect if Viktor, Kraven, or Marcus Corvinus dare to return from the dead.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: I'm also wanting to see him use it on that upstart vampire, Deacon Frost, his right-hand goon, Quinn, and the rest of his vampire flunkies.
Me: Now, that's also a good idea, TLPS Mr. Wolf.
Nico: More than just a good idea, J.D., it's perfect, because there's no way Deacon Frost, Quinn, and the rest of his vampire flunkies will stay dead for long, they're bound to come back from the dead for revenge yet again, and the second that they do, Lincoln will hit them with the Blood God's Vengeance Curse, and we'll see Lincoln drain them dry of every last drop of blood.
Later it was time for Hay Lin's first ever ambassador mission.
Me: I hope the Yost World's Spiderman is okay.
Hay Lin: Me too J.D. Ben, be honest. How many people hate the Spidey that you know right now?
Yost Thing: Not too many, actually. Only a few, like that Harry Osborn kid.
Me: So it's only him that hates Spiderman even though his father is not really dead.
Hay Lin: Oh man. I hope we talk some sense into him later on.
Nico: Yeah I have a feeling we will.
Me: Anyway lets get moving.
I opened the portal and we went to the Yost World.
We arrived in New York City in the Yost World.
Me: Boy this is coincidental. Stark Tower is right down there and also Spiderman is in the same area here. They live right down the street from each other.
Hay Lin: They sure do. How cool is that?
Me: Yeah. Maybe Princess Celestia and you can join up on these missions since they take place in the same world.
Hay Lin: Yeah no kidding.
It was just Peter's luck. He was walking back home when he bumped into a random girl.
Yost Peter: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to bump into you. Let me help you up. (Smiles) I'm Peter Parker, by the way.
That girl was Hay Lin.
Hay Lin: Oh no worries. I'm Hay Lin.
Me: And you must be Peter Parker. Sorry I'm J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Yost Peter: Oh wow! It's an honor. Tony and everyone in the Avengers told me all about you.
Me: I had a feeling they did. Peter can we go back to your place so we can talk?
Yost Peter: Sure.
we arrived at his house.
Hay Lin: This is a nice house, Peter. Or do you prefer, Spider Man?
This shocked Peter before he laughed.
Yost Peter: (laughing) Oh, that's really funny! Hey, Aunt May! Get this! My two new friends over here think I'm Spider Man!
Yost Aunt May: (laughs as well) You've really befriended some really funny people. You and I know that you only dressed up as Spider Man during that one Halloween!
We laughed!
Me: Yeah! (Winks at Peter)
We went to his room and talked.
Me: Peter you should know we know all about you being Spiderman. You would be amazed at how we know all about many superheroes and supervillains and their real names. We read a lot of comic books and watched a lot of movies and everything. In our universe Superhero and Supervillain identities are pretty much squat. We know al their real names.
Yost Peter: Wow. Then I guess you heard about..
Me: Yeah. This worlds version of Hawkeye told us all about how Spiderman got blamed for Norman Osborn's death. But Norman is not dead at all. He's alive.
He looked to make sure Aunt May wasn't looking.
As soon as he made sure Aunt May wasn't nearby, he got serious.
Yost Peter: Look, I respect that you two and your team kill your enemies. But right now isn't a good time for me to reveal my identity to anyone.
Hay Lin: Why not? In our world, secret identities don't mean a thing.
Yost Peter: (sarcastically) Didn't you hear? Apparently, I killed Norman Osborn.
Me: No one likes sarcasm, Peter.
Yost Peter: Well, considering that my best friend hates my Spiderman identity and Gwen is in a relationship with him to make sure he doesn't end up drinking Globulin Green again, I've got every reason to be sarcastic. Besides, I use that in my witty banter. (confused) Don't you use that on your world?
Hay Lin: Okay, I admit that J.D. really has to try better at witty banter. But we're not talking about that. We're talking about the fact that it's not fair that some people are thinking you're a murderer when you're really not.
Yost Peter: Of course I'm not. I admit that Harry's dad was a scumbag. But I didn't kill him! He crashed into his own pumpkin bombs by accident.
Me: We know that Peter and you have all the Avengers to back you up on that. What happened to you was a huge act of adding insult to injury and it was horrible. But believe me what I say is true. Norman Osborn is still alive. I sensed it. He's in hiding.
Hay Lin: It's true.
Me: But we already killed our Norman Osborn in our universe. This time we're going to throw him in prison when we come here.
Yost Peter: I get you two are worried about me. But it's not all bad. I've still got M.J. as a friend.
Hay Lin: Just her isn't enough. Haven't you told the Avengers in this world about all this?
Yost Peter: I don't want them involved in my own problems. They've got their own bad guys to deal with.
Me: That's true and we're helping them right now even as we speak. Also Peter we're really sorry about what has been happening to you. But the Avengers are also helping you out even though you don't want them to. That shows that you are their friend too and that shows that you are like a brother to them as well. I will say this clearly Peter. You ARE NOT a murderer. Norman faked his own death to make it look like it was a murder. We know you would never intentionally kill anyone like that even if they were scumbags like those bad guys that we kill from time to time. But you have too much honor for that and that shows that like me and my team that you are still human.
Hay Lin: That's true.
Yost Peter: Look, just face the facts. Me defeating Norman was bittersweet. In the end, he actually won.
Me: No he didn't.
Hay Lin: (puts hand on his shoulder) Then, we'll just have to undo his victory one mission at a time.
Me: That's right. By wallowing in grief like this you are letting him win. Norman is still alive and I can show you where he is through my powers in my mind.
Yost Peter: You have 5 minutes.
Me: That's all I need.
I placed my hand on his head and we concentrated and sensed for Norman's signal and we found him in The Maldives and he was in disguise!
When it was done Peter gasped!
Yost Peter: He really IS Alive.
Me: Yep.
But then Flash Thompson appeared.
Me: Flash Thompson.
Yost Flash Thompson: An honor to meet you J.D.
Me: Same here.
Yost Peter: What do you want, Flash?
Yost Flash: (sighs) Look, Parker... I mean Peter. I know that our entire school life has involved me ganging up on you. But I still remember that we were friends once. And I know that you're pretty much alone now since Brock doesn't seem to be around. So, if you ever need to talk to someone, you can talk to me. But just as long as we keep this from Sally and the other popular kids.
Yost Peter: I appreciate that man.
They shook hands.
We later went off into the city and Hay Lin went Guardian.
Hay Lin: (WIND SWIRLS AROUND) AIR!
We were flying.
Yost Spiderman: (web swinging through the air) Don't you usually need that Heart thing to power up?
Hay Lin: Normally yes but I have the power to transform at will.
Me: Long story and a bunch of really awesome adventures on that.
Yost Spiderman: That is cool. By the way I heard you faced Kasady from here.
Me: We sure did. In Alcatraz. My friend Girl Jordan ABSOLUTELY HATES HIM with every single fiber of her being.
Yost Spiderman: How come?
Me: REALLY UGLY and nasty story on that. Because of Kasady she now harbors and intensely burning and terrible hatred towards Carnage and Cletus Kasady. He ruined her life.
Yost Spiderman: I'll have to hear about that later though.
Later we were facing YOST MYSTERIO AND YOST KRAVEN THE HUNTER!
Yost Mysterio: Kraven, even with how distant Spider Man has been acting, I am positive he will come.
Yost Kraven: (Russian Accent) I hope so. Otherwise, Spider Man might resort to pills sooner or later.
Yost Spiderman; (lands on the ground) Ta da! Say my name and I magically appear!
Me and Hay Lin followed.
Yost Kraven: Spider Man. I was afraid you would never show up.
Yost Mysterio: It seems you've gotten new friends. Though, shouldn't they be in school?
Me: For your information Quentin Beck we still go to school but not in this world.
Yost Mysterio: How did you know my name?
Me: You would be amazed at what we know. J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Hay Lin: Hay Lin, Guardian of Air.
Yost Kraven: The famous former leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's right Sergei Kravenov. And our version that we know doesn't look like a hybrid of a cat.
Yost Kraven: Different counterparts.
Mysterio fires a beam of green energy at Hay Lin but she dodges it.
Mysterio: Why don't you tell me what's bothering Spider Man?
Hay Lin: What makes you think anything's wrong?
Mysterio: He's very distant lately. Even though he wears a mask, I can tell he's troubled by something.
Hay Lin: It's a long story.
Mysterio: Why don't you tell me said long story while trying to find which one of me is real?
Mysterio made several illusions of himself.
Me: Nice try Quentin.
I activated my Sharingan and found the real one!
Me: Peek a boo!
I punched him down.
Mysterio: Lucky shot!
Yost Kraven went at me and I held him in place with a gravity force.
Hay Lin blasted them both into a tornado and blew them around and smashed them down.
Me: In case you two are wondering, Spiderman has been feeling down in the dumps because he thinks that he killed Norman Osborn when he actually didn't. Norman is still alive and he is in hiding.
Yost Kraven tried to hit Spiderman with his daggers only to miss.
Yost Kraven: Is something wrong, Spider Man?
Yost Spiderman: No. What makes you think that?
Yost Kraven: I am not fooled so easily. I know the accusations some people throw at you recently.
Yost Spiderman: Are they bigger then the accusations people are saying about you coughing up hairballs?
Yost Kraven: Even your jokes are not enough to mask the pain you're feeling emotionally.
Me: Okay that wasn't even remotely funny.
Yost Spiderman: Sorry. Since when do you care?
Yost Kraven: Is a hunter not allowed to feel concerned about his prey?
Me: Spiderman you can tell him. Like the version of Sergei that we know he has honor too. You can tell him.
Yost Spiderman: Okay.
Yost Mysterio: Not bad. But we all know that magicians have one last trick up their sleeve.
Yost Mysterio summoned a swarm of homunculi.
Homunculi: Finally! It's been 13 years since we last appeared!
Yost Spiderman: I hate these things!
Me: Homunculi! Our version of Mysterio never showed us these.
Hay Lin: Yeah that is true.
Me: But they look a lot like gargoyles.
I fired a wave of energy and blasted all the Homunculi into oblivion.
Me: They weren't much of a challenge.
Yost Spiderman: Okay, we pretty much defeated you two. You wanna know what's troubling me? Follow us to a random rooftop before Picklepuss tries to use this to slander me again!
Me: Picklepuss? You mean J. Jonah Jameson?
Yost Spiderman: Yeah him.
Yost Mysterio: Okay.
We went to a rooftop.
Hay Lin: I notice you're talking normally.
Yost Mysterio: Sorry. I just like getting into character whenever I put my helmet on. And Web Head, you really need to tell us what's bothering you before you accuse my helmet of being a fishbowl again.
Yost Kraven: Or before you start taking pills.
Me: He doesn't take take pills and I like your helmet Quentin.
Yost Mysterio: Thanks.
Yost Spiderman: Okay, you wanna know what's been bothering me?! I'll tell you! My whole life is a fucking mess! It's bad enough that Jameson slanders me every chance he gets! But now, my best friend hates me when I'm wearing this suit, the girl who I had feelings for now has to be in a relationship with him to make sure he doesn't turn into Green Goblin 2.0, and I'm sure Miles Warren had something to do with Dr. Connors and his family moving out of New York. And the cherry on top?! I found out that Norman fucking Osborn is still alive!
Hay Lin: There. Didn't it feel good to get that out in the open.
Me: That's what we were trying to tell you guys.
Yost Kraven: Boche moy! That is awful comrades.
Me: It is Kraven. (Speaking in Russian) С тех пор, как Человека-паука ложно обвинили в хладнокровном убийстве Нормана, хотя на самом деле он этого не делал, он винил в этом себя и впал в депрессию, и мы пытаемся ему помочь. (Ever since Spiderman was falsely accused of killing Norman in cold blood when he really didn't, he blamed himself for that and he went into a state of depression and we're trying to help him out.)
Yost Kraven: That is awful. I'm sorry.
Yost Mysterio: Look, Webhead. Believe it or not, every one of our happy Sinister Six family is concerned about you.
Yost Spiderman: Really now?
Hey Lin: Are they really?
Yost Mysterio: Yeah. The two of us are concerned about you. Ock and Shocker are concerned about you. Electro and Vulture are concerned about you. Even Rhino and Sandman are concerned about you.
Yost Spiderman: Sandy's still alive?! I thought he turned into glass.
Yost Kraven: And yet, he still lives.
Me: That's good that this worlds version of Sandman is still alive.
Yost Kraven: Yes it is. And J.D. we heard in your universe that you saved Sandman's daughter is that true?
Me: It is. She needed a heart transplant and I volunteered for it.
I pulled down my shirt and showed my scar on my chest.
Me: Immortality and Invincibility has its perks.
Yost Spiderman: Wow! That is really selfless.
Hay Lin: If you two want, you both can join the Masters of Evil.
Yost Kraven: Tell Zemo we and the rest of our comrades have not been interested in joining his group. And never will be.
Yost Mysterio: Though if you're talking about another version, how does my counterpart do there?
Hay Lin: He summons Heartless robots.
Yost Mysterio: I really have to start playing Kingdom Hearts more often.
Me: You would love it Quentin and no this is not Baron Zemo's Masters of Evil. This is completely different.
I told them what happened from December 26th, 2019 on up and it was awesome.
Yost Mysterio: Wow! That is amazing. I'll gladly join.
Yost Kraven: Me too.
Yost Spiderman: Also, when the big day for me comes, I'll gladly show you two my secret identity.
Yost Kraven: We will not go after your loved ones. You have our word.
Me: Good.
Yost Mysterio: I really do think certain villains should go after the hero first before the loved ones anyway.
Me: I agree there.
Hay Lin: If you were you, I'd start preparing cupcakes for the Pinkie version of that promise.
Yost Mysterio: (groans) What flavor cupcakes does she want?
Me: Any kind will work.
Yost Mysterio: Okay.
We later came back.
Nico: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Hay Lin's first mission was a success.
I told everyone everything and it was incredible.
Nico: Whoa man! This is gonna be more difficult than we thought. But you guys did great!
May: Congrats, Hay Lin. You're the first Guardian to have ambassador missions.
Hay Lin: Thanks May.
Me: Nico, we're gonna be needing a lot of help later on. Peter is going through intense PTSD from his ordeal. Not just with thinking he killed Norman Osborn but many things that happened to him. Jameson is still slandering him, Harry Osborn hates his guts, Gwen Stacy dumped him, many things. It's a nightmare.
Nico: Oh man. Well me, Eli, Maria, William, the Loud Kids, Vanitas, our Spiderman and Mary Jane and Evil Green Ranger can go next time if you want.
Hay Lin: That would be great!
Nico: Good. We'll need all the help we can get to help him out. Princess Celestia, we'll have to enlist the help of the Avengers too if possible.
Princess Celestia: I understand.
The Trinity of Violence, Lucy, Lana, and Leni saw the mascots with some kind of spray.
Lola: Do I even want to know what you 4 are up to?
Poromon: We're going to spray ourselves with this spray and make ourselves invisible and scare people.
Lana: What kind of spray is it?
Poromon: Invisible Spray.
Leni: But I can still see it.
Lana: I think Lily told me about this prank before.
Lori: That was literally strange.
Manaphy: Yeah.
Lori: But this will be funny to see.
Poliwag: Okay spray us. But be careful. It stains clothes.
They got sprayed and they were TOTALLY INVISIBLE!
Lana: Whoa it really works!
Lori: Wow! That is really amazing spray.
Lola: That spray is amazing. I didn't know it could do that.
Toru Hagakure: Cool! That spray really is amazing.
Poromon: It sure is. We're invisible now like you Toru.
Toru Hagakure: You sure are.
Lori: Were you guys gonna go spray a park bench with this and then sit on it?
Manaphy: That was originally what we were gonna do. But we learned of this kind of prank from SpongeBob and Patrick.
Lucy: That's awesome.
Lynn: You should scare Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Lily, Luan, Luna, and Girl Jordan. Scare J.D. last.
Poromon: Yeah!
Mascots: HIGH FIVE!
CLAP!
Poromon: Lets go scare us some buttfaces!
Lucy: Lincoln, I have summoned some spirits from beyond the grave. Ones that haven't been destroyed yet.
Lincoln: WHAT!? Where are they!?
The invisible mascots moaned eerily!
Lincoln: OH MAN! This looks like a job for CADET LINCOLN! GHOST BLASTER OF THE ACADEMY OF REALLY GOOD GHOST HUNTERS OR A.R.R.G.H.!
THUNDERCLAP!
Lucy Loud: Been a long time since you've done that Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yeah it sure has been a while.
In Lisa's lab, Lynn starts laughing as some of Lisa's chemicals float behind her.
Lisa Loud: What in the name of!
DRENCH!
She got drenched in chemicals and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
They exploded!
Masacots: (EERIE MOANING)
SMASH!
SHE SMASHED THROUGH HER DOOR!
Lisa Loud: GHOSTS!
She ran out of there frightened!
Lori holds back her laughter as some of Luan's props for pranks float behind her.
They were hitting her all over and she got pelted with pies and shocked by joy buzzers. Then the mascots moaned eerily.
Luan: GHOSTS!
She ran out of her room!
Laney: GHOSTS!
Lisa: (With eyes bugging out) GHOSTS!
Lily: GHOSTS!
Luna: (Holds up a slice of toast) Toast.
Girl Jordan: (On the toilet taking a dump) GHOSTS!
Poromon and the invisible mascots were in Lori's room.
Poromon: This is awesome guys! Now we have J.D. to scare.
Horsea: Yeah! He faced ghosts before. He won't be scared of that.
Manaphy: We'll see about that.
I was in my room reading a book.
Me: Hmm lets see.
Lana then came in.
Lana: J.D., we have to get out of here now!
Me: Why?! What happened?!
Lola: Ghosts are in the house! And they're ones we haven't destroyed yet!
Me: Ghosts? Really? I'm not scared of ghosts!
Mr. Krabs: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Mr. Krabs neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Mr. Krabs is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor.
Me: Wow! You really are prepared Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Yes I am. And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball]
Me: That's just a paddle ball.
Mr. Krabs: Well there are no real specter deflectors.
Lori: J.D., we've tried all the techniques we have to kill the ghosts! But nothing literally works!
Lynn: We have to evacuate the house while we still can!
Me: I'm not afraid of these ghosts. Bring it on you spirits of the underwood!
Lori: (Hears moaning) We have to get out of here right now!
Me: I'm still fighting them Lori.
Then we saw the Mascots wearing bedsheets?
Me: (Laughing) It's just the mascots wearing bedsheets. All right you guys take off the sheets.
I took them off AND I SAW THAT THEY WERE INVISIBLE!
Me: (GASP) THEY ARE GHOSTS! (Realizes something) Wait a second.
I turned on my infrared vision and saw that they were Invisible but still there.
Me: You guys are invisible!? But how?
Horsea: We are not your mascots. We are ghosts and we want to drag you into the afterlife.
Lynn: J.D., I wouldn't be trying to argue with these unknown spirits if I were you. Like we said, nothing worked on them.
Nico: Oh really?
Nico fired a blast of water and drenched the invisible mascots and the paint came off and they were visible.
Me: Well well well. Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy and Horsea. So THEY were the ghosts.
Nico: Yep. And I found this.
Nico showed me a can of Invisible Spray.
Me: Invisible Spray?
I sprayed my arm and saw part of it disappear.
Me: WHOA! That is really cool! So the mascots used this on themselves to scare us. That is awesome.
Lily: I thought this was familiar!
Nico: I got to admit though that is really genius.
Poromon: It sure is.
Lynn: Okay, confession time. Yes, it was the four of them. And me, Lucy, Lori, Leni, Lola, and Lana were in on it.
Me: Wow! You guys all thought this up?
Lucy Loud: Yes we wanted to scare you guys.
Me: Wow! That was SO AWESOME!
Nico: Yeah you guys are great pranksters! We never expected this from you all.
Lily: It was really well thought out! And SpongeBob and Patrick did a prank like this.
Me: Did they really?
SpongeBob: Yeah we sure did. Me and Patrick bought some invisible spray and we were gonna use it to spray a park bench and make it look like we were floating. But we found out that it stains clothes and we ended up fighting while naked. Then we ended up coming up with this idea of scaring everyone in Bikini Bottom as ghosts.
Nico: That is awesome.
Luan: Yeah that was Outta sight! (Laughs) Get it?
We laughed at that one!
Camie: That was a good one!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Anyway, today will be usual battle free.
Me: Yep. And I have just the thing to do. We're going to watch the Triwizard Tournament.
I told them that I'm going to enter the tournament and help Hogwarts win the Triwizard Cup. After Voldemort was resurrected the last tournament ended without a winner. Now we have a chance to make it official.
Nico: Awesome! It'll be cool to see you compete in that.
Eli: It sure will.
Varie: What do you have to do in this kind of tournament?
Me: It's not easy. It's 3 tasks. Task one: snatch a golden egg from a nest guarded by a deadly dragon. Task two: retrieve something valuable from the bottom of the Hogwart's lake.
Task three: make way through a trap-laden labyrinth and retrieve the Triwizard Cup.
Nico: WHOA! But with your powers you can do it.
Camie: Absolutely J.D.
Laney: We know you can do it J.D.
Me: Thanks guys.
Rhino: I have a feeling that Hay Lin might meet me and Flint's Yost counterparts. If she can't convince Yost Harry Osborn that Yost Spider Man's not a murderer, then said counterparts are gonna have to scare some sense into him.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: And we'll do just that if necessary.
Varie: Yep.
Dark Spicer: Hey, guys. Hope you don't mind us tagging along.
Nico: Not at all Dark. In fact you're gonna be witnessing the Wizarding World's version of the Olympics in action so to speak. J.D. is gonna be participating in the Triwizard Tournament making him the first ever American to play.
Me: It's true. For over 200 years since 1792, the Triwizard Tournament was discontinued when all the champions got hurt. But it was revived in 1994.
Nico: Until Voldemort made himself known.
Me: Yep. But now I have a chance to make history for the first time in almost 300 years by becoming the first ever American to participate.
Dark Spicer: Wow! Good luck J.D. Not that you'll need it.
Me: Thanks. After our big battle we had with All For One yesterday, we more than earned this.
Laney: I agree.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Himiko Toga: Have there been any other schools other than ones in Europe that have participated?
Me: No. It's just the schools in Europe: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Durmstrang Institute, and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic.
Nico: Wow! So it's only a European event.
Me: It took a lot of convincing but I was able to convince the high council of magic to let me participate.
Camie: Wow.
Tala: Now that Voldemort is dead, there will be no interruptions.
Nico: Absolutely. I just wish that Cedric Diggory didn't have to die like that though.
Me: I resurrected him with the Cosmic Cube.
Nico: Right I remember that. Voldemort and his racist views. Thank goodness he is now destroyed forever.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Well lets get over there and see.
Poromon: Is there any food?
Me: Plenty.
Nico: Awesome.
We were off to Hogwarts and the competition was going to be amazing!
We arrived and we saw LOTS OF WIZARDS from all over Europe.
Me: Wow! Look at all the wizards here.
We saw that the students of Durmstrang Institute of Scandinavia was there as well as Beauxbatons Academy in France.
Marinette: This is amazing.
Nico: Wow! NO kidding.
We saw the Goblet of Fire.
Eli: Whoa is that the Goblet of Fire?
Me: That's it.
Harry Potter came.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Glad you all could make it.
Me: Same here Harry. Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Harry Potter: I'm glad.
William: So, when does it start?
Harry Potter: Right now.
Me: Yep. See that line around it? Ever since what happened in 1792, there has been new rules put in place to make sure that no one under the age of 17 participates. Very Strict age requirements. But also after what happened in 1994, the tournament was thought to have been cancelled permanently. I helped restart it after we killed Voldemort forever.
Nico: Wow!
Maria: Are you over 17?
Me: Far above it Maria. I'm over 150,000 years old.
Maria: Right! You're immortal! I forgot. Even though you look like you're 17 you're over 150,000 years old.
Camie: Wow! Are you really that old J.D.?
Me: I sure am. I may not look like it Camie but I have lived longer than anyone all over the world combined.
Camie: That is incredible.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep. But wish me luck guys.
Camie then kissed me.
Camie: For luck J.D.
Me: Thanks Camie.
I went and put my name is the Goblet and I was entered. IT WAS ON!
Nico: Okay, if anyone here is disguised with Polyjuice, feel free to fess up.
Eli: I'll use the Force to flush them out.
Eli concentrated and found no one under a disguise because of Polyjuice Potion.
Eli: Okay everyone is clean.
Nico: Good. That makes things easier.
The first task was to get a Golden Egg from a deadly Dragon!
Spike: Wow! That is a powerful dragon there.
But it wasn't just any dragon! IT WAS A HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL!
Nico: WHOA!
May: I hope J.D. can outrun it.
Nico: Oh don't worry. He can.
I ran fast and dodged its fire blasts!
Me: Come on flame head is that all you got!?
He fired blasts of fire at me and I absorbed his fire and blasted him all over with fire blasts and smashed him all over.
He roared ferociously!
Laney: He's really mad now!
He fired a deadly flamethrower blast!
Nico: Whoa! Don't worry we'll resurrect anyone that dies.
Harry Potter: Good thinking.
I went for the dragon and then I swiped a golden egg and came back first!
Nico: YEAH! J.D. made it easy in this one.
Camie: WOO! YEAH!
Varie: That's our future husband!
Manaphy: What's the next task?
Nico: To retrieve a stolen item from the merpeople in Hogwarts Lake. And the merpeople there are as scary as the dark side of the legend.
Manaphy: Whoa.
Eli: With J.D.'s powers to breathe underwater it'll be no problem for him.
Nico: No it won't.
Me: This will be awesome. The water may be freezing cold but it's no problem for me.
We dove in and then I swam and found the merpeople.
Me: There it is.
I found a Wizard chalice and the merpeople came after me as I grabbed it
Me: Not this time! SOLAR FLARE!
I emitted a blinding flash of light as bright as 100 suns and made a break for it as the Merpeople were blinded and I returned with the chalice!
Nico: WHOA! He did it!
Eli: No problem!
Poliwag: We believed in you, J.D!
Me: YEAH!
I gave the thumbs up.
Nico: The last task is coming.
It was later time for the last task.
Nico: This is the final task.
Camie: What is it?
Nico: The deadliest task of all. The Triwizard Cup is right in the center of a dangerous trap-filled labyrinth.
Eli: Whoa man.
Nico: Whoever gets the cup first wins the tournament.
Camie: Whoa man.
William: This was the task that sparked Voldemot's return.
Nico: Yep. This task was all set up for Harry Potter only. Cedric Diggory was in the wrong place at the wrong time when it happened 28 years ago.
Eli: Thank goodness it will never happen again.
Nico: That is for sure.
The race for the cup was on! I ran through the maze with incredible speed and it was intense! I dodged all the traps and got to the center first.
Me: There it is. But I remember in 1994 it was all a trap.
I went up the cup and touched it and nothing happened. No portal.
Me: Whew.
I took the cup and I WON THE TOURNAMENT! I CAME BACK OUT VICTORIOUS!
Nico: HE DID IT!
Camie: HE GOT THE TROPHY!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 200 YEARS, THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT WAS WON!
Horsea: Yay! J.D. did it!
Nico: WOOHOO!
Eli: WAY TO GO BRO!
Laney: YEAH!
This was awesome!
Nico: Congrats, J.D.!
Me: Thanks Nico! History has been made!
Later it was time for the celebration at the estate and we were having a great party. It was really awesome
Professor McGonagall: (British Accent) Congratulations to you J.D.
Me: Thank you Professor. I'm sorry that the Triwizard Tournament had to be cancelled because of you know who.
Professor McGonagall: Oh it's all right J.D. but thank you. You have restored the future of the Triwizard Tournament.
Me: I'm glad and it was really fun. Dangerous, but fun.
We had an awesome party and we earned it after having a big battle with All For One. We later went to sleep after having a huge and fun day.
THE END
Another fanfiction done.
The 4th Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is a really awesome movie and that was where Harry Potter got to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. But it was awful seeing Cedric die like that and also Voldemort coming back to signal the coming of the war. The Triwizard Tournament was really cool though and it's amazing that it has that big of a notorious reputation. Voldemort ended that tournament forever though. But we officially brought it back here though. The first part was for where we see the home planet of Bleez from DC Comics. That was awesome seeing the planet Havania. The second part was for the battle with Tom Riddle in the 2nd Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets. That was a great movie. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Loki Loud, me, Eli, Maximum Ride and Camie go to the planet Thanagar to take down another bad guy and we're going to meet Claire Terrance who is also a Thanagarian Gene-Slammer. We're going to face The Bird of Prey from the 1936 cartoon called The Little Stranger. That was a cartoon from my childhood. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the world of cheese as we go to a Limburger Cheese Planet and a planet like that would smell like puke! Actually it would smell like rotten socks. We're going to rescue some girls there and we're going to battle Rat Capone from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers and Camie is going to transform in that one. Rat Capone will be recruited into the M.O.E. Also we're going to meet a Dark World Goth gene-slammer named Helena Hufflepuff and she is a direct descendent of Helga Hufflepuff. She'll be a gene-slammer for Ceruli, Guru of Dark World Also for my next experimental rescue we're going to battle that unibrowed brat Becky and her dodgeball posse and we're going to get her in the worst ever trouble. The next chapter is gonna open up an awesome blast from the past as we go into the world of the 2015 movie Pixels and we're going to battle Video Game characters of 8-Bit Pixels running amuck and stopping them from destroying everything in their path.
See you all tomorrow.
