Zooming through an amazing amusement park was Nico, Flash, me, Rainbow Dash, Shanan, Lincoln, Camie, Varie, Laney and Lana and it was awesome.

Me: Boy look at this amusement park.

Nico: It sure is awesome.

Me: Ooohh!

I stopped at a game.

Me: Watch this.

I threw a ball and it hit a bunch of bottles and I smashed them down!

Me: BULLSEYE!

I won a plush of Rainbow Dash.

Me: Thanks. For you Camie.

Camie: Thanks J.D.

Rainbow Dash: Now that is awesome! Cool plush.

Camie: It sure is.

We continued running.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Flash.

Flash: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.

Lana: It sure is. I hope we meet Bubsy in this world. I love playing his games with Lincoln.

Lincoln: One of my favorites.

Me: Mine too buddy. Man I haven't played Bubsy in forever.

Varie: Awesome game back then. Shame Eli couldn't be with us on this one.

Me: He said that he wanted to take Nunnally and C.C. out for breakfast.

Nico: Flash, I just want to say that your speed has helped us a lot on missions.

Flash: I'm glad it has. Being fast does have its rewards.

Me: You are not called the Fastest Man Alive for nothing Barry. It's awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure is. Just like I am the fastest pony in Equestria and one of the fastest on Earth.

Laney: That's true R.D.

Me: You got that right. Wow! When we run this fast it's not only awesome but a total adrenaline rush.

Shanan: Woo! Yeah feel the burn!

Nico: Awesome!

Then Bubsy came!

Nico: Cool Bubsy!

Bubsy: Hey guys! Awesome to see you all here. I take it you're here to help me stop all the Woolies from stealing all the yarn in the world.

Nico: Yeah that and meet the next one of my friends to rescue.

Bubsy: Cool.

Me: I remember the Woolies. They were awful.

I pulled up their history.


The Woolies are the main antagonists from the Bubsy series, acting as enemies in Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind, Bubsy 3D and Bubsy: The Woolies Strikes Back. They are an alien race hailing from the planet Rayon, ruled by the ever-greedy Twin Empress Poly and Esther.

In the first game, the Woolies have invaded Earth to steal all of Earth's yarnballs (it is not specified what use they have for it). Since Bubsy owns the biggest collection of yarnballs in the world, he decides to fight them to protect his collection. He defeats the Wollies and fights Poly and Esther, who retreats after being defeated.

In Bubsy 3D, Poly and Esther enact a plan to take revenge on Bubsy, sending a UFO to Earth which kidnaps Bubsy and brings him to their home planet. However, Bubsy escapes and starts looking for parts to create a rocket ship to return home. Poly and Esther then gives a long speech to her subjects, rallying them to go after Bubsy and stop him. Bubsy collects the parts and defeats Poly and Esther, escaping the planet on his rocket. However, he puts too much power on it, ending stranded in prehistoric times and thus allowing the Woolies to continue with their plans. This ending was later retconned.

In Woolies Strikes Back, the Woolies once again invade Earth and steal the Golden Fleece, Bubsy's personal treasure, taking it to an asteroid hovering above the planet where they have set up a base. Bubsy goes after them and once again takes on Poly and Esther, returning to Earth with the Golden Fleece while the asteroid blows up.


Me: Whoa man!

Varie: What in the world do all the Woolies want with all that Yarn?

Me: It says that they want to keep it all for themselves. They like collecting yarn.

Nico: Just like those aliens want all that cheese!

Varie: Yeah that was crazy.

Nico: (to Flash): I hope you don't mind Reverse Flash being in the Masters of Evil.

Flash: Not at all Nico. And it'll be awesome to face him again when the time comes.

Rainbow Dash: It sure will be awesome.

Laney: Yeah. By the way Nico, I heard we're getting some new furry friends.

Nico: Oh yeah. You'll see them after Hay Lin's next Ambassador Mission.

Laney: Neat.

Bubsy: We're sure getting a lot of yard though.

Lana: I know! This is a lot of yarn!

I had Camie beside me as she was flying and we all had big basket backpacks on our backs for a the yarn.

Nico: We're gonna be making a lot of clothes with all this yarn.

Me: Leni has been running low on yarn.

Varie: Woolies coming in!

We saw them roll cheese wheels at us!

Nico: In our defense, you probably should've used chum instead of cheese. (Realizes something) UH OH!

I then threw up!

Me: (VOMITS IN A TRASH CAN)

Nico: Oops!

Me: NICO!

Nico: Sorry! I should be careful saying that.

Camie: Why did J.D. throw up like that?

Shanan: Whenever dad hears the word C-H-U-M, he throws up and he can't stand it.

Lana: Yeah he always throws up hearing that word chum. Also J.D. ate some of it and he was hurling all over.

Nico: Also Lynn Sr., and Mr. Krabs ate it too. Mr. Lynn because his school ran out of food and Mr. Krabs was addicted to it. YUCK!

Me: Yeah sorry. I throw up every time I hear that word chum. It's gross.

Nico: I'll have to be careful when I say that.

Me: No worries.

The Woolies fired eggs at us!

Nico: Eggs too!?

We ducked.

Flash grabbed all the eggs heading towards us.

Flash: Man what a waste of good protein!

The Woolies tooted like steam whistles!

Rainbow Dash: I'll eat those.

Rainbow Dash ate them for really awesome protein and she ate them raw.

Nico: You and Lynn without a doubt have so much in common R.D.

Bubsy: Nice! Eating eggs raw is good protein.

The Woolies raspberries us.

Me: Bite my shiny metal ass!

The Woolies were really mad now!

Nico: You need to stop hanging around Bender, J.D.

Me: Sorry.

?: I agree too!

ZOOM!

A figure zoomed past us with incredible speed and we saw that it was a Citrakayah!

Nico: Whoa a Citrakayah!

Me: Cool!

It smashed and pulverized all the Woolies with incredible speed.

Nico: AWESOME!

Citrakayah: (In a girls voice) Now that was fast and fun!

Nico: Hillary Jennings? Whoa!

Hillary reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes.

Hillary Jennings: Nico? Whoa it's awesome to see you here.

Flash: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Hillary Jennings: I have a lot of them but they are around Gym Class. Me and Nico were racing for the Trenton Triathlon against a rival school and we saw a dirty cheater girl in the race and me and Nico really let her have it by teleporting her into a dairy farm.

Nico: That was funny!

Me: Awesome! Did you and Nico win?

Hillary Jennings: We sure did. We won the race. And the girl was humiliated.

Varie: That is so awesome.

Bubsy: Funny but awesome.

Camie: It sure was.

Nico and Hillary then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Hilary Jennings: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: This was a silly rescue huh?

Nico: Yeah but it was fun.

Laney: It sure was. And we had fun at this awesome amusement park though.

Bubsy: That is true. And we took down the Woolies.

Camie: Yep. And we got enough yarn for many sweaters and more.

Varie: No kidding.

Nico: Yep. Lets head home.

We went back to the estate.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, Mystery Inc. and Young Mystery Inc, and Vert are heading to the Sugar Plum Candy Company, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to meet Cass Elliot, along with solving the mystery of The Green Globs, and we're also going to meet the Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World Gene-Slammer.

But, we also got bad news from Selene Slytherin's Mom and her sister, Selma: the Queen Bee bitch, Nor, has escaped from the strict Catholic School she was sent to after she was expelled from Royal Woods High School, and she's back for revenge and she's now hellbent on trying to kill her for ruining her life.

Lincoln: Wow, we're at the Sugar Plum Candy Company, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to meet Cass Elliot, along with solving the mystery of The Green Globs, and we're also going to meet the Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World Gene-Slammer.

Nico: That's right, big guy.

Me: It's been a long time since we've been here, and this is going to be one awesome mystery we're going to solve.

Selene Slytherin: But, we also got some more trouble heading our way: I got word from Mom and Selma that the Queen Bee bitch, Nor, has escaped from the strict Catholic School she was sent to after she was expelled from Royal Woods High School, and she's back for revenge and she's now hellbent on trying to kill me for ruining her life.

Nico: Oh crap, this is going to be one nasty catfight.

Lincoln: And like I said, if that banshee, Nor, and that other banshee, Layla, dare hurt one hair on Selene's head, they're going to get cursed. And thanks for joining us, Vert.

Vert: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.

We then met with Cass Elliot, and she was happy to see me and Mystery Inc. again, and she was also happy to meet the rest of us.

?: ?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help, along with sensing another energy signal. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by the Green Globs, and they're going to kill them.

Then, he spotted the other energy signal he sensed: it was Nor, Royal Woods High School's Queen Bee bitch, and she was heading our way to kill Selene Slytherin, and she was royally pissed off big time.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by the Green Globs, and they're going to kill them, and the other energy signal I sensed: it's Nor, the expelled Queen Bee of Royal Woods High School, and she's heading our way to kill Selene Slytherin, and she's royally pissed off big time.

?: (Russian Accent) Let's get those greedy green monsters and that Queen Bee bitch!

Suddenly, we saw Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Zennia Nikolaevna. But, we'll have to talk later, right now, we got to stop the Green Globs, and then, stop Nor.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the Green Globs, and that allowed the eight girls to get away. When the Green Globs saw us, they roared at us.

Lincoln: You Green Globs are through terrorizing this candy factory!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Vert Wheeler, Mystery Inc and Yong Mystery Inc., Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at the Green Globs, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and it knocked them down and they were tied up in neon rainbow energy chains.

Lincoln: It's over for you Green Globs, or should I say, Mr. Crink and Sterling Smith.

Lincoln unmasked the Green Globs, and they were exposed as Mr. Crink, the greedy former Sugar Plum Candy Company factory foreman, and notorious bank robber Sterling Smith, who robbed the City Bank of $2 million in gold bricks, and they were going to take to Brazil.

Me: Mr. Crink and Sterling Smith, I should've known it was you two terrorizing the Sugar Plum Candy Company again.

Sterling Smith: I hate you so much, J.D., you ruined my plan to move the gold bricks to Brazil!

My aura flared up as I gained a massive power boost from his hatred.

Mr. Crink: And we would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you Meddling Kids!

Nikiya arrived, along with Sheila Loud-Castille, Eric Loud-Castille, and Tom Lair.

Nikiya: Meddling is sometimes a good thing, Mr. Crink, and now, you and Sterling Smith are looking at spending the rest of your lives in prison. Thanks for apprehending them, guys.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Nikiya.

Nikiya, Sheila Loud-Castille, Eric Loud-Castille, and Tom Lair grabbed Mr. Crink and Sterling Smith and loaded them up into the police wagon and took them away.

We then holstered our weapons on our backs, and we powered down.

Lincoln: That's it for the Green Globs, but we're not through yet. There's still the matter of Nor to deal with.

?: (Enraged Screeching) SELENE SLYTHERIN!

We saw a red-haired teenage girl with red eyes filled with extreme hatred and rage heading our way and a trail of dust behind her, it was Nor, the expelled Queen Bee bitch of Royal Woods High School.

Selene Slytherin: Nor, I literally knew there's no mistaking that chalkboard screech from anywhere, and I knew that if you and Layla dare to come after me, I was going to pulverize you both.

Nor: (Enraged Screaming) WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, BITCH! It's all because of you I suffered Hell in that stupid strict Catholic School! I couldn't force anyone to do what I say, I lost all contact with the outside world, and I lost my family after they dumped me in that stupid school and left me there forever! (Enraged Screaming) I WAS DISOWNED AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!

Selene Slytherin: Don't you even dare blame me for that one, Nor. You have and always been nothing more than a Queen Bee bitch who wants to force everyone to do what you say, and you used intimidation to get what you want. You and Layla were nothing more than a couple of bitches who've caused me too much grief for the last time.

Nor: I'LL KILL YOU!

Nor went after Selene Slytherin, but Selene struck first and punched her in the eye and gave her a black eye. When Nor saw it, she let out another chalkboard screech, and she went after Selene yet again, but Selene began pulverizing Nor all over her body and face, and we also saw Selene tearing out parts of Nor's hair, and she also bit Nor on her arms, and she screamed in pain.

Lori: Yikes, this catfight's literally turning nasty.

Lincoln: Right, time for me to step in before it gets even nastier.

Selene Slytherin was already done, and she was walking away and back to us. But, Nor wasn't done, and she went charging after us again.

Lincoln: Nor, get your claws away from my future wife!

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy, and blasted Nor, and sent her flying into a wall, and it really pissed her off badly.

Lincoln: You've caused Selene nothing but grief for the last time, Nor.

Lincoln turned into Mystic Lincoln, as the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned magenta except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead turned deep violet, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned magenta, his large blue pants had turned purple, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned magenta, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, and angels turned magenta, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep magenta.

Suddenly, we saw sparkles and orbs of magic and orbs of elemental forces surrounding Lincoln, and we know what it meant: he's going to use the Hecate's Mystic Vengeance Curse on Nor.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Nor. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, and we saw the skies turn magenta with the many constellations in the skies, along with elemental forces. Then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of magenta energy and magic from his massive angel wings, and as they hit Nor, she was imprisoned inside a prison made of magical diamond surrounded by orbs of elemental forces and orbs of magic which'll keep someone from trying to free Nor. Then, he beamed Nor to the Naiad Prison for Xenophobic Egotists, and he put Nor's prison in a separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and it'll be where she'll spend the rest of his life there, frozen forever in time in magical diamond, and she'll never be free again.

Lincoln: That's it for both the greedy Green Globs and the Queen Bee, Nor. (To Zennia Nikolaevna) And it's so good to see you again, Zennia Nikolaevna.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time. And it's also good to see you again, Nicholette, Giselle, Scarlet, Silvia, Renee, Helena, Elizabeth, and Selene.

Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, and Selene Slytherin: You too, Zennia.

Lincoln went up to Zennia Nikolaevna and they hugged, and Zennia Nikolaevna's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time that I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you and can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. This is Zennia Nikolaevna, she's a Goth Girl and another of my Guardian Angels who moved to Royal Woods from Russia with her Dad. She also knows all about the history of Russia, and she's the direct descendent of Anastasia Nikolaevna the Grand Duchess of Tsar Nikolas II from Russia, and Nico, Nicole, you two are also in for a big surprise: She's also the keeper of her own Book of Vile Darkness, and she's destroyed many powerful bad guys, and like Nico, J.D., and all of us, Zennia has all their powers.

This caused our jaws to drop, and Nico and Nicole's jaws dropped completely to the floor at what he just told us.

Nicole: She's also the keeper of her own Book of Vile Darkness?!

Nico: And just like me, J.D., and all of us, she also has their powers as well?!

Lincoln: That's right.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) But, I also got a story to tell you all, and it's something that I'd told Lincoln about, but that'll be for later, and there's no need for you to get me back to normal, Lincoln.

Zennia Nikolaevna reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing purple hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and she has massive purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World, and she has her Book of Vile Darkness in hand, and she's dressed in a sleeveless closed purple blouse, sleeveless purple top with vertical stripes, purple skirt, purple pants, purple sneakers with lightning bolts on them, and long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails and on the back is Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World.

Lincoln: Wow, I love your outfit, Zennia. Plus, I got you a little something for you.

Lincoln gave Zennia Nikolaevna a large of Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World-themed sword with Lucent, Netherlord of Dark World etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, purple angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple gem with black angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Zennia Nikolaevna's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Zennia.

Zennia Nikolaevna had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Zennia Nikolaevna on her lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Yoshii Akira, Himeji Mizuki, Shimada Minami, Shimizu Miharu, and Koyama Yuuka from Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Mikage Aki, Yoshino Mayumi, and Fuji Ichiko from Silver Spoon.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yoshii Akira, Himeji Mizuki, Shimada Minami, Shimizu Miharu, Koyama Yuuka, Mikage Aki, Yoshino Mayumi, and Fuji Ichiko.

Nico: From Baka and Test: Summon the Beast and Silver Spoon, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yoshii Akira: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yoshii Akira and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from the Green Globs and the rage-driven vengeance-crazed Queen Bee bitch Nor, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Yoshii Akira: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Yoshii Akira: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yoshii Akira, Himeji Mizuki, Shimada Minami, Shimizu Miharu, Koyama Yuuka, Mikage Aki, Yoshino Mayumi, and Fuji Ichiko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone of the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was The Green Globs, along with Nor, who broke out and wanted revenge on Selene Slytherin.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them and unmasked them, along with Selene Slytherin beating Nor up and Lincoln using his Hecate's Mystic Vengeance Curse on her, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Zennia Nikolaevna have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back. As for Mr. Crink and Sterling Smith, they now had Life Sentences added to their original sentences, and they'll never be free again.


After stopping the Green Globs and putting the kibosh on Nor's desire for revenge, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Zennia Nikolaevna saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Zennia, and now, I can also defend myself.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Zennia. So, what's this story you're wanting to tell us?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Ah, that's right, and it's definitely like what Selene went through with Layla and Nor, along with her jerk of a Dad. When I lived in Russia, my Aunt Kristina said my parents had an accident when I was a baby, and since then, I've lived with her and my cousin, Vera. But, you'd never guess another kid lived in this house, all the wall frames had pictures of just my Aunt Kristina and my cousin, Vera. Vera had the biggest room bursting with toys and books, Vera had so many clothes, she had another room as a closet, and me, I lived in the attic with her hand-me-downs. But, I didn't care, all I ever wanted was for my Aunt Kristina to love me like she loved Vera. So, I did whatever my aunt asked me, I made her breakfast in bed, polished her shoes, painted her nails, but somehow, she was just never happy. Once, when I was ten, a new neighbor came to visit Aunt Kristina, and she looked awestruck when she saw me.

Neighbor: What a beautiful child. That gorgeous purple hair and those adorable dimples!

Aunt Kristina: (Russian Accent) Adorable?! They're just dents in her face. Stop smiling, Zennia, you look like a moron! Go get us some tea!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I went to the kitchen, spat in Aunt Kristina's tea, and I gave her the tea with a very serious face. But, as soon as I turned thirteen, my whole life was transformed. One day at breakfast, Aunt Kristina was going through the mail when she suddenly spat out her cereal. Just then, I saw the letter she was reading had my name on it.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Hey, what's that?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) But, Aunt Kristina had already jumped off her chair and threw the letter in the fireplace.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Why did you do that? It was mine, I saw my name.

Aunt Kristina: (Russian Accent) And who would write to you?! You didn't see anything!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) As she stormed off, I couldn't help thinking who would write to me? A few days later, the doorbell rang, and a postman was standing outside.

Postman: Delivery for Ms. Zennia.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Suddenly, a flying figure pushed me aside and attacked the mailman.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Oh my God, Aunt Kristina?!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I tried snatching the letter from her, but she was off with the letter like a bullet. What the hell?! What was she hiding? I was dying to find out, but the letters stopped coming! But, one evening, the doorbell rang, Aunt Kristina ran to open the door, and standing outside were two bodyguards with a wealthy looking man.

Man: Can you explain what happened to the letters and plane tickets I sent to my daughter?!

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Wait, what?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Just then, the man spotted me and his eyes welled up.

Man: Oh my God, you must be Zennia. You look exactly like your mother. I'm your father, sweetie.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Dad, you're my Dad? Why did you come for me before?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) He tearfully explained that he and Mom had gotten divorced before I was born. As she told him never to get in touch, he found out just recently that Mom had an accident long ago, and he tracked me down, As we hugged tight, I turned around to Aunt Kristina.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) You made me think he wasn't even alive! And why were you keeping the letters from me?!

Aunt Kristina: (Russian Accent) Because, you don't deserve to go live like a Princess! You should be my maid after everything I've done for you! You've used me all these years!

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Used you?! I did everything that you asked, just so you'd love me! Did you ever love me at all, even a little?!

Aunt Kristina: (Russian Accent) No, how could I?! You're like a toothache that just never goes away!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) (Angered) That's what I was to her?! Dad told me to go pack my things immediately, but before going, I made sure to rub Aunt Kristina's toothbrush inside the toilet. Then, I took Dad's hand, and left without even saying goodbye. We then flew over to Royal Woods, Michigan, and I was shocked at the size of my Dad's mansion, and my room was five times bigger than Vera's, it was so awesome! As Dad was showing me around the house, I suddenly saw a tall woman staring at me coldly from a distance. Dad was married, so that must be my step mom.

Mr. Nikolaevna: Mary, there you are, come meet Zennia.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) But, Mary just turned away, and slammed the door behind her. Later that night, I walked past their bedroom to hear Dad and Mary talking in loud voices.

Mr. Nikolaevna: It's her first day here, Mary. Think how unwelcome she must have felt?

Mary: What about me? You just expect you'll bring a child home and I'll start loving her like she's my own?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I crept away without hearing anymore. Great, another Mom figure who already hated me. When I went down for breakfast the next morning, Dad greeted me with a smile, and so did Mary.

Mary: Sorry, Zennia, I wasn't feeling too well yesterday. I hope you slept well?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Yeah, as if she cared. When I asked Dad for the orange juice, Mary quickly got up to pour it for me, and she dropped the whole jug in my lap.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Oh my God, what are you doing?

Mary: I'm so sorry, it just slipped out of my hands.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) I know you don't want me here, but you don't have to be so petty.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) And with that, I stormed off. Her whole innocent act was fake, and she proved me right soon enough. A few days later, I was walking over to the sofa in the living room, when suddenly, I tripped over something. I went flying straight into this weird statue and I looked at the wreck in horror. Mary leapt up angrily.

Mary: Oh my God! How could you be so clumsy?! Do you know what that's worth?!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Just then, Dad burst into the room and behind him were some guests?

Mr. Nikolaevna: What happened? We heard a loud crash.

Mary: Oh honey, Zennia broke the statue by accident. But, thankfully, she's not hurt.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Dad looked really upset, but stayed silent. I couldn't stop myself though.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) You were just shouting at me. But, the minute Dad came in, you became an angel.

Mary: What? No, I was just shocked, I didn't mean to shout.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Stop acting, Mary. You just want me to look bad in front of Dad. I think you trip me up with your leg.

Mary: What? You little brat! How dare you, it was a trip on the carpet.

Mr. Nikolaevna: That's enough. In case you both forget, we have guests. Zennia, please go to your room.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I walked off angrily and slammed the door shut, I didn't trust her one bit. Dad got me enrolled in Royal Woods Middle School soon, and I felt nervous walking into the huge building. A few kids were looking at me, and I smiled, and suddenly, a bunch of boys were surrounding me.

Boy: Oh my God, can you do that again?

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Uh, do what?

Boy: Smile, please, smile again.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I did so, and the boys were staring at me. (Giggles) And that also included Lincoln, Liam, Clyde, Rusty, and Zack, who got caught up.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) What was wrong with my smile?

Boy: Those dimples are so cute! I could just look at them all day!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Wow, these dents in my face, boys like these? Just then, a girl pushed to the crowd.

Girl: Get away from her, you morons, you're scaring her! Hi, I'm Veronica, and I don't have a redhead in my group. You look nice and rich, so we're friends now, OK?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Well, she wasn't giving me much of a choice, I was part of a popular girls gang now. I love my new school, but it started bothering me really soon that Veronica could be rather mean to other kids. I tried to tell her a few times, but she always said she was only joking. But then, one day, I walked up to the cafeteria, and I saw her and her friends making fun of a kid in crutches.

Veronica: Hey, Limpy. What would happen if I took away one of your legs?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) And with that, she pulled away a crutch and he landed hard on the ground.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Veronica, are you crazy?! He's already hurt, why are you bothering him?

Veronica: Oh come on, we were just joking around.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) But, it's not funny. You're just being a jerk bully!

Veronica: Hey, no one talks to me like that, Tomato Girl!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) She pounced on me and pinned me against the wall. I pushed her back and she went crashing straight into the chemistry teacher walking by, he dropped the vials of chemicals he was holding, and the vile smell of the chemicals had everyone gagging and running out of there, and Veronica and I got suspended for a week.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Dad would be so disappointed. When I went down that evening to tell him, he wasn't in the study, but I found freaking Veronica poking her nose around my Dad's things. She just picked up a pen and put it in her pocket.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) What are you doing in my house?

Veronica: Your house, you live here? Since when?

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) You're interrogating me, you thief? Put that pen back right now, or else.

Veronica: Or else, what does that even mean?

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I leapt at her trying to reach her pocket. She fought back and screamed. Suddenly, we were pulled apart by Mary and another woman.

Veronica: This is what attacked me! She's the one who got me suspended too, Mom!

Mary: Zennia, Veronica is my guest, her Mom and I are friends. What's going on here?

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) I guess I just have better taste in friends than you!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I brushed past her and stormed off. Of course, Mary was friends with awful people like herself. A few days later, Dad was away on a business trip, and someone quietly opened my door at midnight. To my surprise, it was Mary with a hand behind her back.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) What? What do you want?

Mary: Your dad told me it's your birthday, and I just came to say, well, Happy Birthday.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) She stepped forward with the cake with candles on it. I've never had a birthday cake before. I thanked her awkwardly as she sat down on the bed.

Mary: Zennia, I think we got off on the wrong foot, and I'd really like to start over. Maybe we can get to know each other.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) She looked really sincere, and I wondered if I judge her too quickly.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Yeah, I think I'd like that, Mary.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) We started hanging out more, and I found myself actually liking her. She took me to lovely cafes, shows, and galleries all over Royal Woods. She had the best tees and clothes, and shopping with her was so much fun. And soon after Dad returned, Mary threw me the most amazing birthday party ever, it was the best day of my life. A couple of months later, there was a school dance, and I even asked out a boy at the school, who had all the girls in school drooling. That evening, I wore a beautiful dress that Mary picked out for me, she'd even done my hair and make-up. I received so many compliments and my date couldn't keep his eyes off me. We were slow dancing to a song, when suddenly, someone pulled the back of my dress really hard, and I heard the fabric rip. Oh my God, I turned around in horror and saw Veronica grinning and holding part of my dress. But, everyone was staring at my back at a long, ugly scar. I had it since I was seven, when I fell down the stairs once.

Veronica: Look, Marcus, look at that disgusting thing on her back, she looks like Frankenstein.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Suddenly, I leapt forward and slapped her hard.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) The only monster here, Veronica, is you!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) I ran out in angry tears and got into the car. I didn't care if everyone found out about my stupid scar, but the only person I who could've told Veronica about it was Mary. She'd seen it when she was helping me try on a dress one day. I burst into the living room and started screaming.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) How could you be such a witch, Mary?! You almost made me believe you cared about me.

Mary: What? What are you talking about? What happened to your dress?

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) Veronica ripped my dress, because you told her about this scar, even Dad doesn't know, I only told you. I thought it could be something you tell Veronica to use against me. You're the most horrible person I know, you're even worse than my Aunt Kristina. I hate you!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) As I cried furiously in my room, Dad came in and hugged me.

Mr. Nikolaevna: Sweetheart, there must be some mistake. Mary wouldn't do this.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) She would, she did, no one else could. Don't defend her, Dad, just don't.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) If Veronica thought I was going to be embarrassed and hide, she was so wrong. I went back to school the next day expecting weird looks and comments, but what happened left me shocked. Principal Ramirez walked in during the first lesson and said.

Principal Ramirez: The entire class came to me this morning to complain about an incident at the dance yesterday, and there is no way that I will tolerate this kind of behavior in my school. Veronica, you are expelled!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) As Veronica stared at her in horror, the whole class erupted into cheers and applause. This totally made up for everything, and when I got home that afternoon, I heard screams coming from the living room, it was Veronica's mom.

Veronica's Mom: No one has been spying on Zennia, your stupid maid saw the scar one day and told us, and so what! My daughter played a harmless little prank, and now, she deserves to be expelled?! Her entire future's been destroyed, all because of that stupid, disfigured, red-haired witch?!

Mary: Don't you dare talk like that about my daughter!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) And with that, Mary punched Veronica's Mom.

Mary: Get out of my house! You are not welcome here ever!

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) As the butlers let her out and she went screaming, Mary saw me and I suddenly started to cry.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) I'm so sorry, Mary, for thinking it was you. I had a hard time believing you could really care for me. I heard you the first day, you said you couldn't love me like your own, and I guess I've been scared to love you, in case you didn't love me back.

Mary: Oh, darling, I said that, yes, because I couldn't love you right away. It was also new for me too, I've never been anyone's mom, but I've tried so hard to get to know you and love you, and I really do now, Zennia. I love you, you're my daughter as much as your dad's now.

Past Zennia: (Russian Accent) I love you too, Mom.

When Zennia Nikolaevna was done, we all had tears in our eyes and smiles on our faces.

Nico: (Voice Breaking) That was the most beautiful story I've ever heard.

Me: (Voice Breaking) Me too, Nico.

Lincoln: It also got to me as well. But, what really upset me was that how could her Aunt Kristina do that to her, along with Veronica.

Eli: She was supposed to love her niece, not treat her like a maid and abuse her.

Lori: She was cold-hearted, selfish, unloving, and flat out mean.

Lynn: And you guys are also going to be in for a big shock: we found out that Veronica is also related to that rotten little weasel, Betsy Davis.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: What?! That little monster who broke your leg and hated you from the very beginning?!

Lincoln: The very one, Nico. They're cousins, but there's one thing that makes them the same: they're heartless, mean, and cruel, and don't belong in society ever.

Alexis Nikolai: (Russian Accent) And my parents had to deal with Kristina Nikolaevna before we moved to Royal Woods, she was always a monster who hated everything and everyone, and like Lori said, her heart and soul are so full of ice, nothing will ever thaw it out.

The other Russian Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem also agreed as well, along with our other friends from Russia.

Exile: (Russian Accent) To do something like that to a little girl, that just proves how cruel people can be at times.

Zennia Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Same here, Exile.

We then got a shower afterwards, but then, suddenly, the alarm rang, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered it: it was Abraxas, another enemy of The Avengers who's a threat to the Multiverse, and he's causing havoc.

Lincoln: Oh no, guys, Abraxas is here, and he's causing havoc.

This caused all of us to gasp in shock.

Nico: Oh shit, Abraxas is not only yet another enemy of the Avengers and the other Marvel Comics heroes, but he's a threat to The Multiverse.

Me: We got to stop him.

Alexis Nikolai: (Russian Accent) That's right.

Lincoln: Everyone, let's go.

We head out of the World Tree Estate, and then, Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, and they hit Abraxas in the back. When Abraxas saw us, he was enraged.

Abraxas: So, the legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived. Perfect, soon, I will destroy all of you, along with the entire Multiverse!

Lincoln: That is never going to happen, Abraxas.

Alexis Nikolai: (Russian Accent) That's right, your days of causing havoc and chaos are finally over.

Suddenly, Alexis Nikolai's rose red eyes turned neon rose red and she was surrounded by a rose red energy aura with rose petals and rose red fire, she then unholstered her massive Black Rose Dragon-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Abraxas, she left rose red energy, rose petals, and rose red fire with every step.

Alexis Nikolai: (Russian Accent) Abraxas, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you committed against the entire Multiverse, you have lived for far too long, and now, I will see to it that you never hurt or threaten anyone again.

Suddenly, Alexis Nikolai was surrounded by a massive vortex of rose red energy with rose petals and rose red fire surrounding it, there's the Black Rose Dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Alexis Nikolai emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Alexis Nikolai grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing rose red hair, she has neon rose red eyes and a rose red energy aura with rose petals, rose red flames and dragons surrounding her, she has the Black Rose Dragon holding the Fire Kanji in its clawed hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with rose red gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with rose red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and rose red gems on the gold thunderbolt chain links and a Thunderbird and a dragon with rose red gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in their claws for the pendant, she has on a rose red sleeveless open vest, rose red midriff top with black phoenix on it, red jean shorts with diamonds, red knee-high high heels with butterflies on them for the buckle, and a long rose red sleeveless trenchcoat with rose petals and rose red flames on the coattails and on the back is the Black Rose Dragon surrounded by roses, and Alexis Nikolai has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her left ring finger with rose red gemstone on the ring and Star Sapphire Corps Ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Alexis Nikolai felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive rose red angel wings with black tips on the large rose red feathers and roses on them, sprouted out from her back, and they gave off the sweet scent of roses.

Alexis Nikolai's massive Black Rose Dragon-themed sword changed in a kaleidoscope of rose petals, rose red energy, and rose red fire, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Black Rose Dragon's Sword of Black Rose Justice, it's a new large sword with the Black Rose Dragon etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged rose red blade, two Black Rose Dragon heads with rose red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large rose red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large rose red dragon heads with rose red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a rose red gem on the bottom of the black dragon heads for the pommel, Alexis Nikolai has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with rose red gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with rose red gems for eyes and a large rose red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rose red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large rose red Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a black kanji below The Black Rose Dragon that said, "Alexis Nikolai, Gene-Slammer of The Black Rose Dragon, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Thrasher of Bullies, Defender of Russia's History, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Rose Red Fire, Roses, and Dragons."

アレクシスニコライ、ブラックローズドラゴンのジーンスラマー、守護天使、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、いじめっ子のスラッシャー、ロシアの歴史の擁護者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そしてローズレッドファイア、ローズ、ドラゴンのマスター

Alexis Nikolai has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY RUSSIAN ROSE RED FIRESTORM BLACK ROSE DRAGON ANGEL OF FIERY JUSTICE AND ROSE RED LOVE!

We were amazed by Alexis Nikolai's Super Angel Infinity transformation, including Akiza, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Abraxas saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of energy to kill her, but Alexis Nikolai fired a powerful rose red energy blast with rose petals, rose red fire, and dragons, which overwhelmed the blast fired by Abraxas, and it hit the cosmic villain, and he hit the wall back first.

Nico: Whoa, Alexis Nikolai's transformed, that's so awesome.

Akiza: You said it, Nico, and her wings are giving off the scent of roses, just like mine and Lincoln's when he transforms into Nature Lincoln.

Exile: (Russian Accent) And Abraxas is about to learn a pretty harsh lesson.

Lincoln: Wow, Alexis, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Alexis Nikolai: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Black Rose Dragon and Draconic Love) (Russian Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we teach this monster, Abraxas, a lesson?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Alexis Nikolai.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of terrorizing the Multiverse are over, Abraxas.

Lincoln and Alexis Nikolai went after Abraxas, who fired blasts of energy at them, but Lincoln and Alexis absorbed them, and it made them stronger than ever, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rose red energy, rose petals, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Dragons at Abraxas, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and then, they attacked him with their massive swords and left very painful scars that not even Abraxas couldn't heal from.

Then, Lincoln sent his eleven massive, long, and powerful white werewolf tails with eleven slobbering black wolf heads with glowing blue eyes on the tips, and Alexis Nikolai suddenly sprouted out eleven massive, long, and powerful rose red werewolf tails with eleven slobbering black wolf heads with glowing rose red eyes on the tips, and they sent them at Abraxas, and they bit down hard on his arms, legs, and sides of his stomach, and we saw the wolf heads slowly draining, siphoning, and sucking out all of Abraxas' vast cosmic powers, immense strength, and universal knowledge, and we saw the green energy flowing down from their heads and necks and right into Lincoln and Alexis Nikolai, as Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalos, and Angels and Alexis Nikolai's rose red energy aura with rose red flames, rose petals, and dragons were flaring up even more, as they gained an immense power, energy, and intelligence boost, and they made his powers my own, and we also assimilated them.

Then, after they were done draining Abraxas, Lincoln and Alexis Nikolai sent Abraxas into the air, and they fired massive and powerful energy beams, which it the powerless and drained Abraxas, and it obliterated him, and Lincoln used his powers to banish Abraxas to The Black Gates, where he was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for Lincoln and Alexis Nikolai, as they holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Alexis Nikolai's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings and eleven massive, long, and powerful rose red werewolf tails with eleven slobbering black wolf heads with glowing rose red eyes on the tips are permanent.

Alexis Nikolai: (Russian Accent) And now, the terror of Abraxas is finally over. Thank you for helping me with taking him down, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Alexis.

Suddenly, Alexis Nikolai wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Alexis Nikolai's face, they kissed passionately as Alexis Nikolai wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and the Black Rose Dragon flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Exile: (Russian Accent) That was truly amazing, and it's true what they say, every rose has its thorns.

Akiza: And in this case, Abraxas made the big mistake trying to kill Alexis Nikolai, and he paid that price with his life, and she wound up sprouting out the same tails as Lincoln's but they match her hair.

Nico: And Lincoln and Alexis Nikolai used their tails and drained and sucked out all of Abraxas' vast cosmic powers, immense strength, and vast universal knowledge, and they destroyed him for good.

Lincoln: And we sent him to The Black Gates for good, and he's been erased from existence. Oh, Juri, Isabella, Kamado, Sieglinde, Aoyama, Cindy, it's time for our date.

Kamado Nezuko: Oh, that's right, we're heading to the Karaoke Club for our date, and we also invited my brother, Tanjiro and he recently got together with Tomoe, and they're an awesome couple, along with Johnny Bravo and Melpha, and Ed Cowart and Cattleya.

Me: Have fun, you guys.

Lincoln: We sure will, J.D., and keep your ears open when we start singing, gang.


After getting rid of Abraxas and this time for good, Lincoln, Juri Han, Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, Kamado Nezuko, Sieglinde Baumgard, Aoyama Motoko, and Cindy Sakurai are heading to the Karaoke Club for their date, and joining them are Tanjiro Kamado and Tomoe, who he got together with yesterday after he came here, Johnny Bravo and Melpha, and Ed Cowart and Cattleya.

Tanjiro Kamado: Whoa, what is this place, Lincoln?

Lincoln: This, Tanjiro, is the local Karaoke Club here in Gotham Royal York. I came here with some of my future wives for a couple of our dates, and we sang.

D.J. Dalmatian: And when I heard Lincoln sing, he definitely had the voice of an angel, along with a couple of his future wives. Plus, I also got a partner helping me with the music here.

Lincoln and the gang saw Vinyl Scratch here, and she was handling the music.

Lincoln: Whoa, Vinyl Scratch is working here? That's awesome.

Dimitri 1: Yep. She gets good money here. I'll keep my eyes out for Sancho and the party birds.

Dimitri 1 left. Then, they started to have fun, as Lincoln went up first to sing Stars in The Sky by Kid Cudi, as the background changed into space and it was filled with the endless stars in the universe, and he spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with rainbow tips and stars on the large deep sapphire blue feathers.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) Hmm, hmm-hmm, Hmm, mm-mm, The feelings runnin' deep, ain't no time for sleep, A second to unwind, head up in the sky, I follow to the beat, it's just what my heart's demandin' (Yeah), Friends and laughin' (Come on), Hear me, dancing in the flow, Yes, I feel it's my time, watch me glow, Livin' in the dream lights, in the zone (Zone), Yeah, this world is all mine, come see what you'll find, right, Goin' for it, I'm out, I'm rollin' 'til the stars in the sky, babe, I'm home, In the city, I'm out, I'm rollin' 'til the stars in the sky, babe, I'm home, Say I might and sail tonight, I'm home, Say right now, I'll get it, take my hand, come zone, Come on catch a ride, And we take it to places that we only dreamed, I think I'm home, This is my heaven, baby, day and night in my zone

The feeling flows through me, heaven's where we meet, Happy we lovin', we lovin' our lives, Things I wished to see, seem to come to be, I seek the truth, I'm honest (Hey), The moon is singin' our song (Yeah-yeah), Say we find what we're searchin' for the love that we holdin', Another adventure unfolds (Mm), I been dreamin' about it (Yeah), dreamin' about it, [Pre-Chorus] Goin' for it, I'm out, I'm rollin' 'til the stars in the sky, babe, I'm home, In the city, I'm out, I'm rollin' 'til the stars in the sky, babe, I'm home, [Chorus] Say I might and sail tonight, I'm home, Say right now, I'll get it, take my hand, come zone, Come on catch a ride, And we take it to places that we only dreamed, I think I'm home, This is my heaven, baby, day and night in my zone, We are free of worries, Stressin' aside, take me home, Free, no worries at all, Take me home

We heard Lincoln singing from the World Tree Estate, and everyone at the club had tears in their eyes and smiles on their faces, and we also had tears in our eyes and smiles on our faces.

Luna: Dang, bro, that was some awesome singing!

Lori: Looks like Juri's up next.

Juri was up next, as she was going to sing Your Love by Outfield, as she spreads her massive black angel wings, and the background changes to that of New York City at night.

Juri Han: (Singing Divinely) Josie's on a vacation far away, Come around and talk it over, So many things that I want to say, You know I like my girls a little bit older, I just want to use your love tonight, I don't want to lose your love tonight, I ain't got many friends left to talk to, Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble, You know I'd do anything for you, Stay the night but keep it under cover, I just want to use your love tonight, I don't want to lose your love tonight, Try to stop my hands from shaking, But something in my mind's not making sense, It's been a while since we were all alone, But I can't hide the way I'm feeling, As you're leaving please would you close the door?, And don't forget what I told you, Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong, Another shoulder to cry upon, I just want to use your love tonight, I don't want to lose your love tonight, I just want to use your love tonight, I don't want to lose your love tonight, I just want to use your love tonight, I don't want to lose your love tonight, Use your love, lose your love, your love! I don't want to lose your love tonight, (I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna), Lose your love tonight (your love), Lose your love tonight (your love), Lose your love tonight (your love),(Lose your) I don't want to lose your love tonight

Everyone at the club cheered wildly for Juri Han, and so did we at the World Tree Estate.

Me: That was a great song and one of my favorites.

Then, it was Isabella Valentine's turn, as she was going to sing Listen to Your Heart by Roxette, as she spreads her massive silver angel wings, and the background changed to the jungles of the Amazon.

Isabella Valentine: (Signing Divinely) I know there's something in the wake of your smile, I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah, You've built a love but that love falls apart, Your little piece of Heaven turns too dark, Listen to your heart when he's calling for you, Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do, I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye, Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile, The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yeah, They're swept away and nothing is what is seems, The feeling of belonging to your dreams

Listen to your heart when he's calling for you, Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye, And there are voices that want to be heard, So much to mention but you can't find the words, The scent of magic, the beauty that's been (beauty that's been), When love was wilder than the wind, Listen to your heart (take a listen to it) when he's calling for you, Listen to your heart (take a listen to it) there's nothing else you can do, I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
But listen to your heart before, oh, Listen to your heart (take a listen to it) when he's calling for you
Listen to your heart (take a listen to it) there's nothing else you can do, I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, But listen to your heart before, You tell him goodbye, Listen to your heart, Listen to your heart (take a listen to it), Listen to your heart, Listen to your heart (take a, take a listen to it), Listen to your heart, Listen to your heart (oh, oh), Listen to your heart (oh, ooh, oh)
Listen to your heart (oh, oh, oh), Listen to your heart (oh, oh), Listen to your heart (oh, oh, oh)
Listen to your heart (oh, oh), Listen to your heart (oh, yeah, yeah, yeah), Listen to your heart (oh, oh)

Everyone at the club cheered wildly, and so did we back at the World Tree Estate.

Me: The great band Roxanne. She died of a brain tumor recently.

We took off our hats and put our hands on our chests in a moment of silence for her.

Now, Nezuko Kamado is up next, as she's going to sing Take on Me by A-Ha, as she spreads her new massive black angel wings that Lincoln gave her, and the background changed to that of Los Angeles at night.

Nezuko Kamado: (Singing Divinely) We're talking away, I don't know what, I'm to say I'll say it anyway, Today's another day to find you, Shying away, I'll be coming for your love, okay?, Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me), I'll be gone, In a day or two, So needless to say, I'm odds and ends, But I'll be stumbling away Slowly learning that life is okay, Say after me, It's no better to be safe than sorry, Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me), I'll be gone, In a day or two, Oh, the things that you say, yeah, Is it life or Just to play my worries away?, You're all the things I've got to remember, You're shying away I'll be coming for you anyway, Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me), I'll be gone, In a day, I'll be gone (take on me, take on me)
In a day (take me on, take on me), (Take on me, take on me), (Take me on, take on me), (Take on me)

The song ended and everyone in the club cheered wildly, and we also cheered in the World Tree Estate.

Me: Love that song by Aha. So awesome.

Then, Sieglinde Baumgard was up next, as she's about to sing Down Under by Men at Work, as she spreads her new massive blonde angel wings that Lincoln gave her, and the background changed to that of The Great Outback in Australia.

Sieglinde Baumgard: (Singing Divinely) Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscle I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah Lyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said Oh, you come from a land down under? (Ooh, yeah, yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover ('cause we are) Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder (Can't you hear thunder) can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Ooh yeah) Better run, you better take cover (we are) Living in a land down under (ooh yeah) Where women glow and men plunder Can't you, can't you hear the thunder? Better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under (living in a land down under) Where women glow and men plunder Can't you, can't you hear the thunder?

The song ended and everyone in the club cheered wildly, and we also cheered in the World Tree Estate. Then, Aoyama Motoko was up next, as she's about to sing September by Earth Wind and Fire, as she spreads her new massive black angel wings that Lincoln gave her, and the background changed to that of Brazil during Carnaval.

Aoyama Motoko: (Singing Divinely) Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin' the minds of pretenders
While chasin' the clouds away
Our hearts were ringin'
In the key that our souls were singin'
As we danced in the night, remember
How the stars stole the night away, oh, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da
My thoughts are with you
Holdin' hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love, remember
How we knew love was here to stay
Now December
Found the love that we shared in September
Only blue talk and love, remember
The true love we share today
Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
There was a
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), golden dreams were shiny days
The bell was ringin', oh, oh
Our souls were singin'
Do you remember never a cloudy day? Yow
There was a
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), never was a cloudy day
And we'll say
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya (dee-ya, dee-ya), dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya (dee ya, dee-ya), golden dreams were shiny days
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya!
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya
Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya!

The song ended and everyone in the club cheered wildly, and we also cheered in the World Tree Estate. Then, Cindy Sakurai was up next, as she's about to sing What is Love by Haddaway, as she spreads her massive blonde angel wings that Lincoln gave her, and the background changed to that of Paris, France at night.

Cindy Sakurai: (Singing Divinely) What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
No, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more (whoa, whoa)
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?

Everyone at the club cheered wildly, and so did we at the World Tree Estate.

Next, Tanjiro Kamado was up, and he was going to sing Karma Chameleon by Culture Club, as he spreads his new massive black angel wings that Lincoln gave him, as the background changed to a nightclub in Las Vegas.

Tanjiro Kamado: (Singing Divinely) There's a loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say
I'm a man (a man) without conviction
I'm a man (a man) who doesn't know
How to sell (to sell) a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Didn't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my love (my love) was an addiction
When we cling (we cling), our love is strong
When you go (you go), you're gone forever
You string along, you string along
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Every day is like survival (survival)
You're my lover (my lover), not my rival
Every day is like survival (survival)
You're my lover (my lover), not my rival
I'm a man (a man) without conviction
I'm a man (a man) who doesn't know
How to sell (to sell) a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon

Everyone at the club cheered for Tanjiro, and so did we at the World Tree Estate. Then, Tomoe was up, and she was going to sing Eye of The Tiger by Survivor, as she spreads her new massive black angel wings that Tanjiro Kamado gave her, as the background changed to that of the boxing ring in Madison Square Garden.

Tomoe (Queen's Blade): (Singing Divinely) Rising up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hanging tough, staying hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Rising up straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not going to stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger

Everyone at the club cheered wildly, and so did we back at the World Tree Estate.

Me: Always a great song for kicking butt.

And next, Johnny Bravo was up next, as he's going to sing Y.M.C.A. by Village People, as he spreads his massive new blonde angel wings, and the background changed to that of the local swimming pool.

Johnny Bravo: (Singing Divinely) Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what ever you feel
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what ever you feel
Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight
That's when someone came up to me
And said, young man, take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the YMCA
They can start you back on your way
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground
YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA
Young man, young man, are you listening to me
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
YMCA, you'll find it at the YMCA
No man, young man, does it all by himself
Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf
YMCA, and just go to the YMCA
Young man, young man I was once in your shoes
Young man, young man I was down with the blues, YMCA

Everyone at the club cheered wildly, and so did we back at the World Tree Estate.

Me: Never forget the great songs of the Disco Era of the 70s.

Nico: Nope.

Next, Melpha was up as she was going to sing Out of Touch by Daryl Hall & John Oates, as she spreads her massive blonde angel wings, and the background changed to that of London, England at night.

Melpha: (Singing Divinely) Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Reaching out for something to hold
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
Manic moves and drowsy dreams
Or living in the middle between the two extremes
Smoking guns hot to the touch
Would cool down if we didn't use them so much, yeah
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Too much
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
You're out of touch
Time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
Not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time

Everyone at the club cheered wildly for Melpha, including Johnny Bravo, and so did we in The World Tree Estate. Next, Ed Cowart was up next, and he was going to sing Tarzan Boy by Baltimora, and he spreads his massive dark blue angel wings, and the background changed to that of the Amazon Jungle.

Ed Cowart: (Singing Divinely) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan boy
Hide and seek
I play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder, does the message get to you?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home
Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me, won't be sorry
It's easy to survive
Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzans boy
Hide and seek
We play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, oh yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, oh yeah
Night to night, night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Everyone at the club cheered wildly for Ed Cowart, including Cattleya, and so did we at the World Tree Estate.

Me: Never forget the great songs of the 1980's.

Eli: Always love those songs.

And finally to close out the date, Cattleya was up next, as she's going to sing Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper, as she spreads her massive black angel wings, as the background changed to the city of San Antonio, Texas, at night.

Cattleya: (Singing Divinely) I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun...
The phone rings, in the middle of the night
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho hoo girls just wanna have (girls) fun (they want)
(Wanna have fun)
(Girls)
(Wanna have)
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho hoo girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have (girls) fun (they want)
(Wanna have fun)
(Girls)
(Wanna have)
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls
Girls just wanna have fun
(Just want, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Girls, girls just wanna have fun
When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh, when the workin' day is done
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun
(They just wanna, they just wanna)
When the workin'
When the working day is done (they just want, they just wanna)
Oh, when the working day is done (oh, girls)
(Girls just wanna have fun)
(They just want, they just wanna)

Everyone at the club cheered wildly, including Ed Cowart, and so did we back at the World Tree Estate.

Me: Ah the great Cyndi Lauper. There will never be another one like her.

Nico: Nope.

Then, Lincoln shared a romantic and passionate kiss and hug with Juri Han, Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, Kamado Nezuko, Sieglinde Baumgard, Aoyama Motoko, and Cindy Sakurai, and the same went with Tanjiro Kamado and Tomoe, Johnny Bravo and Melpha, and Ed Cowart and Cattleya. Then, they came back home, where we ran up to them, and we had smiles on our faces.

Nico: Guys, you sang awesomely at the Karaoke Club. That was so amazing, and we were definitely in for a show.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

Ed Cowart: We definitely had fun today at the Karaoke Club, Nico, and we definitely attracted quite a crowd.

Then, the rest of Lincoln's harem came in, and they dogpiled on Lincoln, and then, he was covered all over in kisses on his face and massive and powerful muscular body, and he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and a lovestruck look on his face, along with steam coming out of his ears, and we had a laugh.

Nico: (Snickers) And I should've known Lincoln was going to be in for quite a surprise when he came back home.

Lori: Yep, literally getting smooched and kissed all over by the rest of his harem.


Later it was time for Hay Lin's 3rd Ambassador Mission.

Hay Lin: It's gonna be awesome going on this mission.

Me: It sure will be. All the Ambassador Missions we have been on are fun.

Hay Lin: I hope we get to see Yost MJ next.

Mary Jane: That will be awesome for you to meet my Yost self.

Nico: It sure will.

Me: Yep. In the comic books MJ got Spiderman's powers by putting on a suit that gave her Spiderman's powers.

Nico: That would be awesome if we saw that in the Yost Universe.

Vulture appeared.

Vulture: I'm ready for some fun.

Nico: Awesome Adrien.

Me: Yeah!

Hay Lin: Lets head out!

We were off to the Yost Universe.

We arrived.

Me: Here we are.

Vulture: Wow it looks like home.

Me: Yep.

We saw Yost Peter.

Yost Peter: Hey, Hay Lin. Hey guys. Aunt May's out for a few hours. But MJ's on the way here.

Nico: Cool!

Yost Peter saw Vulture.

Yost Peter: VULTURE!?

Vulture: Relax. I'm Hay Lin's archenemy.

Hay Lin: He's the Vulture that I told you about for my world.

Yost Peter: Wow! That is amazing.

Me: Yeah it sure is.

Yost Peter: Your armor looks different. My Vulture doesn't have green.

Vulture: At least we'll be able to tell this worlds version apart from me.

Me: That's true. How's Harry doing?

Yost Peter: Well he is getting better bit by bit.

Me: That's good he's getting better. I hope our talk here didn't hurt him too much.

Nico: Yeah and the Avengers here also worry about you as well.

Yost Peter: Yeah Cap visited me in concern and I'm glad he did. So did Wasp and Thor. They worried about me as well.

Nico: I'm glad they check up on you.

Yost M.J. then came in.

Yost M.J.: Hey Peter I'm here.

She saw us.

Yost M.J.: Whoa you're all here. Wow! You're the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's us.

Nico: Awesome to meet the M.J. of this universe.

Yost MJ: Hey, tiger. Just wanted to check up on you.

Yost Peter: Thanks M.J.

Yost MJ: You're welcome.

Me: I hope we get to kick villain butts here too.

Nico: Yeah.

Yost MJ: I can't believe you forgave Harry so easily after he yelled at you guys and pushed Gwen to the ground. You know she came to my house crying the other day? You should've let Rhino and Sandman beat him up.

Me: Whoa whoa MJ. Sure we beat up bad guys all the time but letting that happen to Harry is something we can't do. Harry is going through some rough trauma right now and I know how he feels too.

Yost MJ: Really?

Me: Yeah. On December 26th, 2019 we saw two of our friends die before and during the Battle with Thanos and I wasn't fast enough to stop them from dying. That pain haunted me for over a year.

Nico: It's true. It was a tragic day back then.

Eli: That was awful that happened.

Maria: Yeah it was awful.

Lincoln: We know how much pain Harry is in right now.

Me: Yeah. Peter, MJ, we have seen more death and destruction than anyone all over the world can handle. But we don't let it get to us that easily. As long as we hold those that are closest to us in our hearts they will never die in spirit.

Yost Peter: That is true.

Later we were flying.

Yost Spiderman: (swinging through the air) So, besides not having Dracula's colors, how else are you different from the Beaky I know.

Vulture: Well I have to not confuse myself with other counterparts somehow. But I have the ability to suck energy out and make myself youthful again.

Nico: It's true.

Me: That is really awesome too.

Laney: It sure is.

Yost Spiderman: Cool. And J.D. how did Girl Jordan kill Kasady from this universe?

Me: Well if you think you can handle it. Okay. Me and Nico were over in Alcatraz and Girl Jordan saw this worlds Kasady about to kill some girls and she grabbed him and ripped his brain out of his head and (GULPS) Ate it.

Nico: Yeah and J.D. threw up all over me and he couldn't use the toilets in Alcatraz because they stopped working 60 years ago.

Yost Spiderman: YUCK! That is disgusting.

Me: It was. The reason she killed him is because she harbors an intensely burning hatred towards Kasady for ruining her life.

Eli: Yeah.

Vulture: Kasady was a monster.

Yost Spiderman: I agree.

THUNDERCLAP!

We saw lightning coming from the park!

Me: Whoa! Looks like Electro here is causing mayhem!

Yost Electro: Vult, you get the feeling that Osborn might not be dead?

Yost Vulture: I do, actually. With that serum that he put in himself, I find it hard to believe that an explosion would kill him.

Yost Spiderman: (lands on the ground) Guys, I share the sentiment but leave the police work to the professionals. Police uniforms would definitely look bad on you.

Yost Vulture: Spider Man! Why am I not surprised?

We landed.

Yost Electro: (sees us) You're having kids help you now? Are you trying to prove Jameson right?!

Me: For your information Maxwell Dillon A.K.A. Electro we're not trying to prove anything to that hotheaded inconsiderate picklepussed asswipe Jameson. We're here to stop you guys.

Nico: That's right. And we're here to kick your asses to the curb!

Yost Vulture: (flies at Vulture) It truly is an honor to meet another version of myself.

Vulture: At least we're not wearing the same armors. That would be really confusing.

Hay Lin: I agree there.

They dodged him.

Yost Vulture: Who's the girl?

Vulture: This is my archenemy from the universe we came from.

Hay Lin: My name is Hay Lin. Awesome to meet you.

Yost Vulture: Same to you.

Nico: (dodges Electro's Lightning blast) I just want to say that you're one of my favorite alternate versions of Electro.

Yost Electro: Thanks! (Smirks at Yost Spiderman) See, Webhead? Some people like me this way. Still wanna cure me now?

Yost Spiderman: I guess not.

Me: Also what's coincidental Max is that the one we know is also made of pure lightning like you are.

Yost Electro: That is neat!

Lincoln: Yep and he is also my archenemy.

Lincoln and me fired a blast of lightning and overloaded him and smashed him down. He got up.

Yost Electro: Lets see who has the strongest lightning.

Me: Here we go.

Me and Yost Electro fired blasts of lightning and the blasts collided and they were incredibly powerful.

Nico: WHOA!

THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!

I fired more lightning and the blast hit Yost Electro and smashed him down again.

Yost Vulture: What are your thoughts on Osborn's so called demise? Because even if Spider Man didn't kill him, at least he's out of the way for now.

Hay Lin: That is true but he is up to something. I honestly don't believe that he died one bit. Like J.D. said he is still out there and is bound to show up some day.

Vulture: And we'll be ready for him when the time comes.

Hay Lin: That's right. But this time he will be thrown in jail.

Yost Electro zapped Nico and made his hair an afro.

POOF!

Nico: Well, I didn't expect this.

Me: You look really good with an afro.

Nico: Thanks.

Electro: (laughs) I may not be able to kill you but I can still do that!

Me: Electrifying.

ZAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!

He zapped me and my skeleton showed and then my hair looked like that of Johnny Bravo's hair.

Me: Whoa! I have Johnny Bravo's hair.

Nico: Looking good.

Me: (Imitating Johnny Bravo) Hey there little mamma. Wanna go by my place for some love?

We laughed hysterically.

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!

Lincoln: (LAUGHS) That was good!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

I pulled out a comb and put my hair back to what it was.

Me: There.

Nico: Well, since the next mission is no combat, might as well use our Zenkai Cannons now

Me: I agree.

Me, Nico and Eli pulled out the Zenkai Cannons.

Me: (TURNS DIAL) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

I summoned the Black Changeman, Green Flashman, Yellow Fiveman, Blue Megaranger, and Orange Kyuranger!

Nico: (Turns Dial) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!

Nico summoned the Blue Zyuranger, Black Abaranger, Yellow Kyoryuger, and Green Ryusoulger!

Eli: (Turns Dial) BARKING BEAST POWER!

Eli summoned the Yellow Sun Vulcan, Blue Liveman, Green Jetman, Pink Gingaman, Black Gaoranger, and World Zyuohger!

Nico: YEAH!

Yost Electro: Wow! You guys know the Power Rangers?

Me: Yep. Many of them. 45+ years of them.

Yost Vulture: (dodges Hay Lin's air blast) I'm impressed how powerful you all are.

Nico: (smirks) That's because we're well trained.

Yost Vulture: Excuse me?

Nico: Sorry! That honestly came out of nowhere!

Me: But you guys are powerful too.

Yost Electro: Thanks.

Yost Electro: I'm honestly glad Kasady's dead now. Fucker wanted to show me some of his scars once.

Me: That's gross. He had his brain ripped out of his head and eaten.

Yost Electro: That is nice.

Laney: It was fitting.

Lana: We're glad that monster is dead.

Nico: Yep.

Yost Electro: Alright, we give. But just one last thing.

Nico: What's that?

Yost Vulture: (smirks) May we pay Jameson a visit?

Yost Spiderman: If you two kill him…

Yost Electro: Relax! We'll just scare him a bit.

Me: Oh that will be a priceless sight to see.

I pulled out my phone.

Me: I'll even post the entire thing on Social Media.

Yost Electro: I even have something I have been wanting to do for a while. Remember the rants Pesto did on Animaniacs?

Me: Boy how can we forget! They always crack us up.

Laney: It sure does.

At the newspaper company that Peter works at, Peter was talking to Yost Jameson.

Yost Peter: 100 dollars for my pictures? Isn't this more then what you pay me?

Yost Jameson: Parker, with what's going on with your life, you need something good.

Yost Peter: Thanks! (Sighs) And I'm sorry.

Yost Jameson: For what?

Yost Peter stepped aside to reveal us.

Yost Vulture: Hello, Jameson. I think it's time we had a talk.

Me: Hello Mr. Grouchypuss,

Nico: I think it's time we put you down for a nap.

Yost Jameson: Who are you guys?

Me: Some people you don't want to fuck around with.

Yost Jameson: Sounds like you guys are more macho than beakface here.

Yost Vulture: What do you mean by that?

Yost Jameson: I said you're macho that's all.

Yost Vulture: Are you saying that I'm one of the village people here to disco for you? Is that what you're saying!?

Yost Jameson: No I'm not saying that!

Yost Vulture: You're saying that I am macho?

Yost Jameson: Yeah yeah that's what I'm saying.

Yost Vulture: That's it! I'LL GIVE YOU MACHO!

He jumped Yost Jameson and smashed him all over the place in a fight cloud!

POW BAM BIFF SMASH WHAM SMACK BAM!

Yost Vulture: I'LL GIVE YOU MACHO OUTSIDE THE HEAD! I'LL TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MASHED POTATOES AND MAKE GRAVY OUT OF YOUR UGLY BEARDED HEAD YOU BIG SACK OF NACHO CHEESE AND GHOST PEPPER MUSH!

We laughed hysterically!

I was recording the whole thing on my phone and it was funny!

When it was done Jameson was pulverized all over. I stopped recording.

Nico: That was funny.

Yost Jameson: Just leave Parker out of this! I know you followed the kid here but-

Yost Electro: We're not here for him! We're here because you think Spiderman's in cahoots with us!

Yost Jameson: Because it's all a conspiracy! You're all working together!

Me: That is bullshit and you know it!

Yost Electro: So he caused the incident that gave me my powers! Not likely!

Me: Yeah! On his birthday, while fixing a power line, Dillon is electrocuted and falls into a tank of genetically engineered electric eels! It gave him his powers and turned him into pure lightning! It was all an accident.

Nico: Yeah!

Yost Electro: That's right. How did you know that J.D.?

Me: It said so in The Amazing Spiderman Issue #9.

Nico: Yep.

Yost Electro: I'll have to check out some of the comics that have me in them.

Yost Vulture (to Robbie and Betty): You two deserve a better boss!

Betty: It's not like I can look for another job

Robbie: And Jonah does care. In his own way.

Me: Yeah right. Are you gonna put up with him slandering heroes and dragging our good names through the mud?

Robbie: Hmm.

Yost Electro: (to Jameson): Listen here, mustached loudmouth! If I have to come here again, I'll throw your damn ass out the window!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: We're sick of you slandering Spiderman all over!

DING!

Eli kicked Jameson in his crotch and he screamed like a little girl.

Yost Vulture: (Winces) Ouch! Nice one kid.

Eli: Thanks.

We took the elevator back downstairs.

Nico: Dude-

Yost Electro: Don't. It needed to be said.

Nico: But that was awesome.

Me: Yep. It was.

Eli: That Jameson guy needed to be taught a lesson.

Me: He sure did. Believe me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm really got fed up with all of his hero slandering lies when Carnage ruined Girl Jordan's life when we killed Kasady long ago in the old days and we got the people of the city to turn against him.

Yost Electro: Wow. He had it coming.

We later came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Nico: Really awesome and well.

Me: I got something funny for you all.

I went to the computer and uploaded the funny Pesto Rant with Yost Vulture and Yost Jameson onto Social Media and it was great. Everyone saw it and it was funny and everyone laughed hysterically! IT WAS AWESOME!

May: (LAUGHS) That is awesome!

Nico: Yeah that was funny.

Eli: Yep.

I told everyone everything and it was awesome.

May: That was cool!

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Whoa look at the views and likes!

We saw that it was already getting 750,000 views and then it got 730 likes.

Me: Wow it went viral really fast!

Nico: It sure did.
Hay Lin: I'll say.

May: Who should come with you next?

Hay Lin: I'm thinking maybe Will and my friends and my fellow Guardians.

Nico: That's not a bad idea.

Me: Good idea.


Eddy was buying jawbreakers when he saw some rabbit like creatures.

Eddy: Um… can I help you?

The creatures were really cute. They were awesome too.

Their eyes glowed red and then they screamed.

Creatures: DAAAAAAAAAA!

Eddy: If you want some jawbreakers, you can just ask!

Eddy ran back to the estate and the bunny creatures followed him.

Eddy came back and panted like he had ran a marathon!

Me: WHOA! Eddy are you all right? You look like you saw a bunch of aliens from another planet!

Ed: Aliens!? Where!?

Eddy: They weren't really aliens. They were these crazy bunny creatures.

One of the bunny creatures looked in awe at our elevator and pushed a button.

It came down and opened and they went in and pushed the button to go up.

Nico: What did these bunny creatures look like.

The doorbell rang.

Nico: Come in!

It opened and then we saw the Bunny Creatures!

Me: Whoa are those them?

Eddy: That's them!

One of the bunny creatures saw an electrical socket and was about to lick it.

Shanan: Whoa whoa!

She stopped it.

Shanan: Don't do that. Wait a second. (GASP) You're all a bunch of Rabbids!

Nico: Rabbids?

Rayban: Rabbids!? Oh man! I didn't expect them to be here.

Nicole: The Rabbids? Those funny alien bunnies that come from another world and make funny crazy stuff happen when they burp and scream?

Shanan: Yep.

Me: Oh these guys are funny and cute!

A Rabbid belched.

Me: (BELCHES)

Nico: Whoa!

All of the Rabbids were lined up ready to lick the electrical socket.

Rayman: They are also not very bright.

Laney: Wow. They must be really stupid.

Shanan: Yep.

ZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPP!

They licked the socket and got electrocuted.

FART!

One of the Rabbids farted.

Nico: They are funny.

One of the Rabbids got out drumsticks and used them to play on Poliwag, thinking he was a drum.

Poliwag: OW OW OW OW OW!

Me: Hey cut that out!

Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAA!

Nico: They are silly though.

Poliwag: Yeah they sure are. But they are stupid.

Rayman: Rabbids are silly but they are as dumb as Billy.

Billy: (LAUGHS) These are my people.

Another Rabbid saw Bun Bun and was about to eat him.

Lincoln: Bun Bun!

Lincoln grabbed him.

Me: They sure are funny though. But they're as dumb as traffic cones.

Sandy Cheeks: They sure are. They are stupider than Patrick.

Patrick droned in stupidity.

The Rabbids were all over Eddy.

Ed: I think they like you, Eddy.

Eddy: Shut up Ed!

Maria: Ed's right. I think the Rabbids really like you.

Eddy: Really? They are funny. Uhh you guys think you can make Ed move the sofa?

The Rabbids punched Ed and told Ed to move the sofa for Eddy to the left.

Eddy: I think I'm going to like these guys.

Luan: Me too.

Nico: Funny. Now Gru is not the only one with henchmen.

Gru: That's true.

One of the Rabbids saw some of our Dynamite and started playing with it.

Nico: OH NO!

Nico grabbed the stick.

Nico: You can't play with this. It's dangerous.

Me: We need to give them a home in the estate.

William: No harm in bringing them with us in today's event.

Nico: As long as Eddy keeps an eye on them.

Eddy: Yeah. Rabbids you stay with me and don't cause trouble.

They obeyed.

Nico: Nice to know that they listen to you.

Eddy: Yep. Rabbids you stay with me.

Camie: So what is this big event?

Me: Well it's a really huge event. On April 12th, 2021 last year at 1 year ago today we went into battle with the Doomsday 23, they were 23 of the most dangerous enemies in all of Equestria.

I told them all about the Doomsday 23: TIREK THE TERRIBLE, CHRYSALIS THE CRUEL, EVIL COZY GLOW THE MALEFIC, KING SOMBRA THE BLACKHEARTED, GROGAR THE MALEVOLENT, NIGHTMARE MOON THE DARK, DAYBREAKER THE HATEFUL, THE MEAN 6 THE DISHARMONIOUS, THE MANE-IAC THE MANIACAL, EVIL STARLIGHT GLIMMER THE NEFARIOUS, STORM KING THE TREACHEROUS, THE PONY OF SHADOWS THE CORRUPTOR, THE DAZZLINGS THE SONGS OF HATE, RABIA THE BLOODTHIRSTY, THE DIAMOND DOGS THE GREEDY, DEMON SHIMMER THE POWERHUNGRY, MIDNIGHT SPARKLE THE DESTROYER, AND ABACUS CINCH THE MANIPULATOR.

Eddy: (to Cinch) No offense.

Abacus Cinch: None taken but I can't believe I was like that!

Me: But that was a brutal battle back then. And they are all destroyed forever.

Laney: Thank goodness for that.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: We're having a barbecue over in Canterlot to commemorate this event.

Me: Yep. Lots of food, fun and games and we're also going to TP the statue of the Disharmonius 23.

Eli: Awesome!

Applejack: This will be great!

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Lets see. I'm hoping to meet gene-slammer for the natural predator of Eye Guy.

Shanan: Lets see. That would be a Cubotesla. They look like this.

Shanan pulled up a picture of a Cubotesla and it looked like a yellow octopus with 10 orange tentacles and had a bunch of red eyes that gave it 360˚ Vision and it has extreme luminosity to blind Opticoids.

Nico: Whoa that is freaky.

Me: Yeah it looks like a luminescent octopus.

Nico: Yeah. So I'll be having one of the light masters go with me next.

Me: Sora, Luan, Eddy, Bright Man, Kairi or Roxas.

Nico: Yep.

May: Let's get going.

Nico: Agreed. Lets head out.

Eddy: Okay Rabbids! Follow me! And stay out of trouble!

They agreed.

Vypra and the Masters of Evil all came and they had food for the event.

Vypra: Looks like the anniversary is about to begin.

Dark Spicer: Yep. (Sees the Rabbids) Whoa who are these little guys.

Eddy: These are Rabbids. Like Gru, I now have my own minions.

Dark Spicer: Wow! They are neat.

Eddy: Yep. It's okay guys. Dark here is a friend.

They shook Dark Spicer's hand.

Dark Spicer: Awesome to meet you guys.

We were off to Canterlot.


We were flying and then one of the Rabbids started playing with the Antitrix.

Dark Spicer: Hey that's not a toy.

The Rabbid stopped.

Eddy: Down guys. The Antitrix is not a toy.

We arrived.

We got to cooking for the barbecue. I was cooking everything. We had meat and fruit and vegetable trees ready. For the humans we had lots and lots of meat, steaks, chickens, ham, burgers, sloppy joes, pulled pork sandwiches, sausages, little smokey sausages, drumsticks, beans, coleslaw, salads and more for everyone and we even had banana pudding and cake for dessert. We also had cookies and cream cake and even mint chip cake and ice cream. There was a lot of good food and more. And for the ponies we had fruit, vegetables and hayburgers and more.

Maria: None of us will ever forget this day.

Nico: No we sure won't. That day will forever be remembered as one of the greatest battles of our history.

Laney: And it was thanks to a dream that I had that helped get us all prepared for it.

Eddy: I remember that me and Dark were the first ones to charge right into the way.

Dark Spicer: We were hoping to take out as many of them as we could before you guys arrived.

One of the Rabbids then hopped on the grill.

I grabbed the Rabbid before he could burn himself.

Me: Careful there.

I gave him to Eddy.

Eddy: You stay with me. All of you stay with us. But yes I remember that too.

Me: That was crazy.

Nico: Yep. But then we all came like how the Avengers did it in the Battle with Thanos.

Eli: Yeah that was awesome and epic.

Laney: And we had lots of help from the Ronin Warriors, King Stefan and many others.

Tyrone: It was the first time I used the Iron Monger armor. I've done a better job at using it then Stane did.

Nico: You sure did Tyrone.

Eddy: That was awesome bro.

Rabbid 1: (Jabbering)

Eddy: Yes that was awesome of my brother huh?

Laney: It sure was. And the days leading up to the war had us taking down one enemy of Equestria after another.

Lana: That was awesome.

Dark Spicer: Me and Eddy managed to inflict the first casualty.

Nico: You sure did and that was with Cinch.

Me: Blasted her right in her head. That was awesome.

Lana: Yep.

The food was being served and we were talking as we were eating.

Nico: The days leading up to the war were just as eventful.

Cozy Glow: Yeah. First was my redemption.

Mummy: (to Cozy Glow) I was there when you were about to hang yourself.

Yenaldooshi: Same with me. And I helped find you.

Heidi: I had to use my skills to unlock the door to the school.

Nico: You sure did Heidi. That was awesome.

Po Kong: And that was one of the times where I didn't want to think about eating.

Nico: No kidding.

Cozy Glow: But the reason why I was suicidal was because I didn't want anyone to deal with me anymore because of my crimes.

Eli: But we didn't want that to happen because it went against our code.

Aurora Shine: That is good. But J.D. resurrected me and reunited me with Cozy.

Lola: He sure did and that was awesome.

Vypra: That was cool hearing about that.

Me: Lets not forget that we brought back Star Swirl and the Pillars of Equestria and then banished the Pony of Shadows into another dimension before it all began.

Star Swirl: Yes I remember that.

Twilight Sparkle: That was really amazing.

Nico: One of the battles leading up to the war, we fought Deacon Blackfire.

Me: I'll never forget that one. That was an awful one.

Camie: Who is Deacon Blackfire?

Me: You would hate him with a vengeance Camie. He was the leader of a malevolent Satanic Cult called the Order of St. Dumas.

Izuku: Whoa man! I heard of them! They were a very dangerous cult that did it all.

Himiko Toga: That must've been an awful cult.

Misty Tredwell: It was.

Brittney: And I was also facing King Sombra back then too.

Nico: That was something.

Ibara Shiozaki: No kidding and I don't like cults like that.

Me: Thank goodness.

Nico: And on the first Ridonculous Race, we fought Midnight versions of Twilight and her friends.

Me: Yep. Me and Zarya fought who we call The Midnight 13.

Applejack: I just couldn't believe that they were evil versions of us.

Fluttershy: It was really scary.

Nico: The one in Iceland was weird. That one is where you faced Applejack's evil self.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

May: That one was a liar.

Applejack: Totally dishonest to the core!

Apple Bloom: Yeah! But the food in Iceland was really weird.

Me: Yeah it may be strange but it was awesome.

Zarya: To tell you the truth, I really liked it.

Me: Me too. And I am part Icelandic in terms of international heritage.

Nico: That is true. Some of us didn't like it though. No offense to those from Iceland. But it was cool learning all about the countries as we go along.

Me: Yep and Nico did a great job leading the team in mine and Zarya's absence back then.

Nico: I lost my mind a bit back then.

Poromon: It wasn't all that bad. Those sock puppets you made were awesome.

Me: But you still pulled through.

Nico: That's true.

Vignette Valencia: I thought it was all fun for you all Especially blowing up Billy McLean's mansion.

Me: Now that was really fun. All the Total Drama Contestants liked that.

Gwen: It was really therapeutic to do that.

Courtney: Boy was it ever.

Sammy: It was really awesome.

Stewie: And we managed to kill Bertram. After he tried to travel multiverse to form an army. Again.

Me: Now that was cool. Nico told us all about that and it was really awesome for you all to see those universes.

Camie: What universes were they?

Nico: They were really strange. We saw a universe made only for Fraternity and Sorority clubs like you see on college campuses, a universe for only the Amish, A universe only for the handicapped, One that was evil and everything was turned into a warzone, one that was full of pirates, a universe where Santa makes weapons for the highest bidder and a universe where we saw a space station plagued by alien chickens.

Eli: That was really awesome to see.

Zarya: It sure was.

Me: And I have always had a huge fascination with the Amish. They are really cool.

Hank Scorpio: And I liked the Fraternity and Sorority universe because I was part of a Frat club myself.

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I remember that. That was really amazing.

Ed: I liked the Alien Chicken universe.

Izuku: And you guys didn't fight any of the Amish?

Maria: We did. We gave them the first attack.

Nico: Yep. And we told them the truth about Bertram and how he was the true enemy.

Me: That's good and also that Amish City over there is now part of our city.

I pointed and showed the Amish City from the Amish Universe.

Camie: Wow! That is neat.

Laney: It sure is. The Amish are amazing and Appejack liked that universe the best.

Applejack: Boy howdy I sure did.

Me: I will admit though, those quick-growing trees that Bertram gave the Amish were very genius. Endless lumber for them.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. That was very smart and very brilliant ingenuity.

Dark Raph: I remember when me, my bros, and Hulk smashed Tirek to a pulp during the war.

Nico: Now that was cool!

Optimus Prime: And the strange part is that Tirek actually sounds like Unicron.

Nico: I remember that Optimus! That was really strange that Tirek and Unicron had the same kind of voice.

Laney: That was freaky.

Me: It was like we were fighting Unicron all over again but as a demonic centaur.

Camie: Who is Unicron?

Nico: The Transformer Devil and the most powerful Transformer ever. He was a transformer that was as big as an entire planet. And we destroyed him after our Earth Day Charity Week in 2019.

Nico went over the events of chapter 691 and it was epic!


FLASHBACK

It starts with me in the living room watching TV. Suddenly the alarm went off.

Me: Uh oh.

I went to the computer and it showed a massive planet-size transformer heading straight for the planet Cybertron.

Computer: J.D. my space scanners have shown a massive planet-size transformer heading for planet Cybertron. The name of this massive transformer is Unicron.

I gasped in sheer fright when I heard that name.

I pressed a big red button that said "Code Firestorm Alert" and pulled out a microphone and got onto the radio frequency and the intercoms.

Me: ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE REDEMPTION SQUAD! THIS IS J.D. KNUDSON CALLING WITH AN EMERGENCY CODE: FIRESTORM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Everyone got back fast.

Vince: What's going on Partner?

Nico: I just got done catching a Magcargo and a Piloswine in the park.

Me: We have a terrible situation brewing guys. Unicron the Transformer Devil is heading right for Cybertron!

Everyone gasped in sheer horror when they heard me say that name.

Optimus Prime: Unicron is attacking Cybertron!?

Hot Rod: I thought Unicron was just a myth.

Lincoln: Who or what is Unicron?

Me: He's the Ultimate Transformer and he's the ultimate transformer of pure ultimate evil. He's called the Transformer Devil. He is a transformer that's the size of a whole planet and he is the brother of the creator of all transformers: Primus himself. This is what he looks like.

I change the image to what Unicron looked like and it showed that he was as big as half of our whole planet in planet mode. But when transformed he is as big as our whole planet!

Lincoln: Whoa! Look at the size of him!

Lori: He's literally huge!

Leni: How can he be so big?

Me: Not only is he so big but he is a Transformer that has been around since the dawn of time itself.

Lori J.: I remember that Unicron was the progenitor of the entire war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Unicron is the source of all evil in the universe. One of them.

Me: That's right Lori. Nico told me that you Bud and Coby had helped the Autobots in the war against a Black Hole made by Unicron when he was destroyed.

Lori J.: That's right.

Me: That was awful what happened. Nico you've known a lot about the Transformers for a while. What do you know about Unicron?

Nico: Unicron is the ultimate evil of Transformers like you said. But he is far more than that.


Before the dawn of time, Order and Chaos existed within an extra-dimensional entity known as The One. To explore the fledgling universe, he created the astral being known as Unicron, and then subdivided him, creating his twin, Primus. Both brothers were multiversal singularities, unique in all realities, but whereas Unicron could only exist in one universe at a time, moving between them at will, Primus existed simultaneously in all realities at once. It is suggested, in fact, that the two brothers embody the basic concepts of reality—good and evil, order and chaos—and that their continued existence is necessary for the stability of the multiverse.

As Unicron and Primus went about their appointed task, venturing through the cosmos, it became apparent to Primus that Unicron was a corrupt being, and he took it upon himself to stop the threat posed to all of existence by his sibling. In combat, Primus was no match for Unicron. In cunning, however, he proved himself to be his brother's superior when he shifted their battle to the astral plane, and then back to the physical world once more, only to have both their essences manifest within metallic planetoids, leaving them both trapped. It was with this act of sacrifice that Primus hoped to contain Unicron's evil forever. Unfortunately for him, over time, Unicron learned to psionically shape his prison into a giant metallic planet, and Primus followed suit, becoming the mechanical world of Cybertron. When Unicron then learned to transform his planetary form even further, into a gigantic robot form, Primus adapted the idea to suit his own ends, creating a group of thirteen robots that possessed the ability to change shape, like Unicron.

The war between Unicron and Primus came to its seeming end during a climactic battle in which one of the Thirteen, who would forever afterwards be known as The Fallen, betrayed Primus and became an acolyte of Unicron. The battle ended when the Fallen and Unicron were sucked into a black hole and disappeared from reality. With Unicron gone for now, Primus entered an eons-long slumber, his self-imposed sleep preventing Unicron from detecting him through the mental link the brothers shared.

Unicron is the eternal arch-enemy of his twin brother Primus. Also known as the Lord of Chaos, the Chaos Bringer, and the Planet Eater, he is dedicated to consuming the multiverse. His massive form is powered by the consumption of planets, moons, stars, and even the very fabric of existence. Unicron will not be sated until his ultimate goal is attained: to bring an end to the annoying creation boasting independence around him, and find peace by becoming the living center of a swirling, infinite torrent of nothingness at the end of all things.

To undertake this seemingly overwhelming task, Unicron is able to travel across realities at will, a meandering plague upon existence itself. Integrated into his systems are incomprehensible quantum computers which calculate probabilities forward and backwards in time, in perpetuity, giving his processors an ever changing, evolving map of the multiverse. With these abilities at his disposal, Unicron has thus far devoured approximately 22.56% of known universes. Seen at a detached distance from the multiverse, this collective "Unicron Phenomenon" acts with the characteristics of a virus or plague seeping through reality, succeeding where it can, retreating when it cannot. Various permutations of Unicron can spawn into existence outside the trappings of the larger entity, hailing from a more mundane origin but possessing the same consumptive traits. For much of multiversal history, the singularity Unicron threatened all of existence, but now, that is no longer the case, versions of Unicron being restricted to their own dimensions.

The only thing that he fears is Primus's essence, contained inside the Matrix. To a being of chaos and uncreation, this font of life is a poison.

Frequently, Unicron will make deals with lesser beings, promising them vast new powers in exchange for their servitude. These minions are sometimes stripped entirely of their free will, but others follow him willingly. Service to Unicron, however, is a double-edged sword, for it causes insanity and loss of self. And in the end, Unicron's plans ultimately call for their consumption as well.


We were flabbergasted and overcome with sheer horror.

Laney: Are you serious Nico!? Unicron is that powerful!?

Nico: He is. Unicron is the Cybertronian version of the Devil himself and he's just as powerful, cunning, evil and manipulative as the Devil here on Earth.

Me: This could very well be the biggest and most powerful battle we have ever faced. This could be the battle to end all battles and it could very well test the ultimate extent of the entirety of our power. The Entire Universe is now in grave danger and Unicron has to be stopped. We have to stop Unicron at all costs or the Universe as we all know as it is will be completely destroyed as we know it.

Carol: How are we gonna stop a massive planet size transformer like Unicron? He has to be the most powerful enemy we had ever gone up against.

Me: This is a fight of epic porportions guys.

Nico: There's only one thing we can do guys. We need to get all the help of every transformer we can find. Also I have another idea and you're not gonna like it J.D.

Me: What is it Nico?

Nico: I know you're gonna think I'm crazy but we don't have any other choice. We need to resurrect Soundwave, Frenzy, Thrust, and Dirge and release Ramjet from Prison and get them to help us.

We were shocked at what Nico had in mind.

Lori J.: Nico are you out of your mind!?

Luna: Yeah dude those 5 Decepticon's have tried to kill us and they worked for Megatron!

Nico: I know it's crazy but the entire universe is now in Grave Danger. And we need all the help we can get. Plus I'm now the new leader of the Decepticons and with Megatron dead, I have assumed command of the Decepticons as their leader.

Sideways (Cybertron): Nico is right. It might seem crazy but we don't have a choice. Unicron poses a tremendous threat to all creatures in the entire universe and we have to work together to destroy him.

Nico: That's right. I agree with Sideways. The war with the Autobots and the Decepticons nearly destroyed the entire universe and we can't let history repeat itself. I have a strong feeling that it was Unicron that was responsible for all the events that have happened over the eons. Now it's time for the Autobots and the Decepticons to put aside all their differences and band together to destroy the Ultimate Evil.

Me: I agree Nico and you raise a good point. When we all killed Megatron we killed Cybertron's greatest enemy. Nico is now the Leader of the Decepticons and he is now leading them on the right path to redemption. And now they have an even bigger enemy looming on the horizon. A Transformer that possesses more power than every single one of them combined together. Nico, (Snaps Fingers) do what you got to do. Soundwave, Thrust, Frenzy and Dirge are resurrected. So do what you got to do.

Nico: Right buddy. Lets go!

May: Be careful Nico.

Nico: I will May.

Nico and the Decepticons were off.


On the Planet Velocitron, Nico and the Transformers were there to recruit the Transformers of Velocitron. They found Frenzy and Dirge fighting.

Frenzy (grabs Rumble by the throat): You think I'm just gonna forget that you helped kill me, you sorry excuse for a brother?!

Nico: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Frenzy released Rumble as he, Soundwave, Thrust, and Dirge look at Nico.

Nico: This isn't the time for personal grudges, you 4. The time for Autobots and Decepticons fighting each other is over. This is a new world, where Cybertronians coexist peacefully. If you can't accept that, then kill yourselves now and save time.

Dirge: Nico Chan! Who are you to come here and talk to us like that?

Nico: I'm the new leader of the Decepticons!

Thrust: Say what?!

Nico: And right now, we have a new enemy to destroy.

Soundwave: Question: What enemy is that?

Nico: Unicron is coming.

Dirge: Unicron the Planet Eater!?

Soundwave: How is Unicron coming?

Nico: Unicron is coming to destroy all of Cybertron and when he's done with Cybertron he is coming for Earth. We have to stop him at all costs or the Universe as we know it will be completely destroyed. Unicron poses a threat to all creatures in the universe including us!

Thrust: This is a nightmare!

Dirge: How did you come across this information?

Nico: My boss, leader and best friend J.D. Knudson told me. Right now Unicron is heading right for Cybertron even as we speak and if we don't stop him then all hope is lost! So as new leader of the Decepticons we need to put aside all our differences and band together in this time of crisis. If you all don't stop this pointless fighting, then we have no future. So please. Will you help us?

Soundwave, Thrust, Dirge and Frenzy huddled and they broke.

Soundwave: You do raise a good point Nico. We'll help you out and we want to redeem ourselves!

Nico: Good choice Soundwave. Welcome to the alliance, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Redemption Squad.

Dirge: We won't let you down Nico.

Frenzy: Yeah!

Nico: We have one last thing to do before we take the fight to Unicron.


Nico and the Transformers went to the Cybertron Prison and they were in front of Ramjet's cell.

Ramjet: What do you want, Nico? Come to rub it in my face?

Nico: No. We need your help.

Ramjet: With what?

Nico: You know about Unicron?

Ramjet: The planet eater? Yeah, I've heard of him.

Nico: He's coming. And we need all the help we can get. Including you. So, will you help us?

Ramjet: All right. I'll help. But, I hope you realize that the rest of your friends won't be happy about this.

Nico: I already explained it to them.


Back on Earth, I got all our forces assembled and it was time for us to head to Cybertron. Once we got there it was all Transformers united. Now we were ready for the ultimate fight that will decide the fate of the entire universe.

Me: This is it guys. The battle that will decide the fate of the entire universe is now about to begin.

Lisa: 2nd Elder Brother, something is approaching. Slowly but surely.

We saw something coming.

Lincoln: Is that a small moon?

We saw what looked like a moon space station.

Me: That's no moon.

Lincoln: And it's not a Space Station.

We flew out and we saw that it was an ugly planet with horns and a mouth-like hole in the middle. It transformed into a massive Transformer right in front of our eyes. We saw it become a massive robot as big as an entire planet. The level of evil it had was far more powerful than all the evil villains we have killed over the entirety of the course of the last 3 and a half years combined all together at once. When his transformation was done we saw the Ultimate Transformer standing right in front of our very eyes! The Transformer Devil himself:

UNICRON - SUPREME HARBINGER OF UNIVERSAL ARMAGEDDON!

The level of power he had was so unbelievably strong and it was so powerful that it completely defied all levels of mortal and godly comprehension. It was like we were staring right into the face of pure evil itself amplified to the power of infinity.

Me: Whoa!

Varie: So that is Unicron. He's huge!

Aylene C.: He's massive.

Rachel S.D.: And his power is absolutely unbelievable!

Nico: J.D., Me, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Francis, Ratchet, Spiderman, Hulk, Thundercracker, Skywarp, and Shockwave are gonna go inside Unicron and destroy him from the inside. We need to destroy Unicron with the Transformer Matrix from inside him.

Me: Okay Nico. We'll hold him off while you all do that. Be careful man.

Nico: Will do. Lets do this!

Thundercracker: You got it boss!

Optimus: Lets head inside him!

They did so.

Me: All right guys! Time to power up! GUARDIANS UNITE!

Team W.I.T.C.H.J.E.M.M.L went into their guardian forms.

Will: THE HEART!

Irma: WATER!

Taranee: FIRE!

Cornelia: EARTH!

Hay Lin: AIR!

Me: LIGHTNING!

Elyon: TIME!

Megan: SPACE!

Matt turned into Shagon.

Lillian: LIGHT!

Me: Sonar, Runway, Jetstorm, Powerlink!

Sonar, Runway and Jetstorm turned into the Star Saber.

Me: Star Saber! Now it's time for the ultimate battle. Time to merge powers!

Will: Right!

The Guardians channeled the Auramere's into me and I went Super Ebonwu 30,000 Phoenix Angel and I grew to the size of Unicron.

Me: (Echoing Voice) Unicron, you're gonna pay for all the pain and suffering you've caused to the entire universe!

Unicron then formed a Dark Saber and we clashed. The power of the clash was equal to that of a supernova explosion. We clashed our blades and it was shaking the very foundation of the entire universe to the core. We then broke off the clash and stood ready.

Me: I don't understand you Unicron. Why do you want to destroy the entire universe?

Unicron: Because I want to remake it in my own image and take my rightful place as supreme overlord of everything.

Me: You will never be supreme overlord of anything as long as Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Transformers have anything to say about it!

Unicron then fired a massive blast of lightning from his horns on his shoulders and I fired a powerful blast of lightning as well. The blasts collided and they exploded with the power of a supernova!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I emerged from the fiery explosion and we locked hands. It was the battle with an angel with the powers of an ultimate god and the ultimate evil of the Transformers. Everyone else was blasting Unicron all over the place with energy and powerful attacks.


Inside Unicron, Nico and team were heading to the Heart of Unicron.

Nico: Wow! The inside of Unicron goes on forever!

Optimus Prime: It sure does.

But then they got some unexpected company. Unicron had minions that looked like G1 Galvatron, G1 Cyclonus, G1 Scourge, and the G1 Sweeps.

Nico: Oh no! It's the G1 Galvatron, Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps!

Optimus Prime: I can't believe this is what they looked like all those years ago. I completely forgot.

Nico: Not to mention that the G1 Cyclonus and Scourge were the biggest jerks in all of Cybertron.

?: Let me help you all out as well.

They turned and they saw Nova of the Nova Corps.

Nico: Sam Alexander A.K.A. Nova. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nova: You too Nico.

Hulk: Hulk happy to see you Sam.

Nova: You too Hulk. Hey, Web Head! Long time no see.

Spiderman: We can catch up later Sam. Lets get these overgrown tin cans.

Galvatron: Optimus Prime! I am Galvatron! I have come to kill you and take the Matrix!

Nico: Not on my watch!

Galvtron: Hand over the Matrix, Prime, and I might spare your life!

Nico: You sound just like Leonard Nimoy from the Star Trek Series. I've known the Transformers for years and I may be a Saiyan but I know the Transformers. But you are just like G1 Megatron and Cybertron Galvatron when we destroyed them. I am now the new leader of the Decepticons and you are now completely obsolete!

Hulk (punches G1 Galvatron): First Galvatron hurt Ed! BUT HULK WILL SMASH SECOND GALVATRON!

Hulk punched the G1 Galvatron with devastating force and punched a huge hole into his chest.

Galvatron fired a powerful laser blast at Thrust, Ramjet, Dirge, Frenzy, and Soundwave and Nico deflected it back and it hit one of the Sweeps and destroyed it.

Ramjet: You saved us? After all the things we tried to do to you and your friends?

Nico: Didn't you hear me before? There's no more conflicts between Autobots and Decepticons. If we can forgive the rest of the Depceticon army except for Starscream and Megatron, we can forgive you guys as well.

Hot Rod: Final Smash time! FIERY ROADBURN!

Hot Rod turned into an awesome Hot Rod car and burned rubber and he went so fast that he set the whole road on fire! He burned G1 Galvatron!

G1 Galvatron then grabbed Hot Rod.

G1 Galvatron (about to strangle Hot Rod to death): First, Starscream. Then, Megatron. And now, you! It's a shame that you Autobots and Decepticons die so easily or else I might actually have a sense of satisfaction now!

Then a bright light enveloped Hot Rod.

Primus (from the Matrix): Arise, Rodimus Prime!

Nico: Primus!

They saw Hot Rod turn into Rodimus Prime!

Nico: Rodimus Prime!

Rodimus Prime kicked G1 Galvatron off of him.

Nico kicked Galvatron in the face and charged up an energy blast.

Nico: This is the end of the road, Galvatron! You and Unicron have failed this universe!

Nico fired a powerful energy blast and completely obliterated the G1 Galvatron in an instant.

Nico: Now it's time to finish off his lackeys. Hulk, Lets use our combo on the G1 Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps.

Hulk: Got it Nico!

Nico used Solomon Grundy's super strength and Hulk used his Super Strength.

Nico and Hulk: SUPER DEATH SMASHPUNCH!

Their powerful death punch smashed the G1 Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps to pieces instantly.

Nico: That one was for you, Grundy.

Nova: These guys are bad news. I can't believe that they are that strong.

Ramjet: They aren't as powerful as they were when Nico and his friends faced all of us.

Nico: Yeah. G1 Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps, you all have failed this universe.

Frenzy: Lets hurry on.

They did.


Outside, the battle raged on.

Moonracer: Unicron you will never win!

Iceman (Marvel): You got it Moonracer!

Moonracer fired her Photon Pistol and Iceman fired a powerful blast of ice.

Moonracer and Iceman (Marvel): PHOTON ICESTORM BURST!

The blasts of Photons and Ice combined and they hit Unicron in his neck and exploded. He screamed in pain and I headbutt him and slashed him in the chest and I kicked him in the stomach and face and then I slashed his arm.

Me: Unicron, I will never forgive you for everything you've done!

Then I sensed something strange.

Me: What the? I sense something inside Unicron. Whatever it is it must be the source of all of Unicron's power.

I punched Unicron in the face and punched him in the stomach again.


Inside Unicron, they made it to Unicron's black and gigantic heart.

Nico: Unicron's black and malevolent heart.

Nova: It's huge.

Spiderman: I can't believe that Unicron's heart is this big and it's beyond pure evil.

Francis: Me neither.

?: Help me!

Nico gasped!

Nico: Who's there?

Optimus Prime: That sounded like a little girls voice.

Nico scanned for where she might be by concentrating. He found her inside the heart.

Nico: She's inside Unicron's heart.

?: Help me Lori! Help me!

Nico: How does she know Lori? And how did she get inside Unicron's dark heart?

?: (Malevolent laughter) I'm impressed you all made it this far gentlemen. You should be congratulated.

Nico: I know that voice! Armada Sideways!

Sideways of Transformers Armada appeared out of Unicron's black heart.

Optimus Prime: Sideways!

Nico: The most diabolical traitor of all next to Starscream.

Sideways (Armada): Please. I'm not impressed by your petty labels.

Optimus Prime: You've been with Unicron all along haven't you?

Nico: And if that's the case then you will pay for your crimes.

Unicron: (Speaking Through Armada Sideways) Actually to be more precise, we are one in the same my dear friends. This shell that you've come to know as Sideways is but a disguise.

Nico: So you are also Unicron as well!

Unicron: That's right. For eons I've absorbed energy from your battles all over the universe and with the fights with Optimus and Galvatron. Making me the most formidable adversary in the cosmos. And now that my metamorphosis has come this far it is time to take my rightful place as Supreme Leader.

Optimus Prime: You only absorbed our negative energy.

Unicron: Precisely. I must confess, there was more than enough of it to feed off of. And while you were squabbling I surpassed your strength without any of you even noticing.

Nico: Who is that girl that you've imprisoned inside your heart?

Unicron: The girl inside my heart is a young human girl named Emma Jimenez and she is the younger sister of the human you call Lori Jimenez.

They gasped in sheer shock.

Nico: Lori's little sister is inside your heart!?

Optimus Prime: How did you get Lori's sister into your heart!?

Unicron: (Chuckles) It was very easy. As you were fighting the evil human you all call Dr. Blight, I made my move and kidnapped her to restore me. You see, Emma has a strange and mysterious power that enables her to absorb Negative Energy. She was the catalyst that made me stronger and I'm getting stronger by the second thanks to her. And soon when she has served her purpose I will destroy her like I will destroy all of you.

Nico: You monster! I won't let you get away with this Unicron!

Nico went Super Saiyan 3.

Optimus Prime: Nico wait!

Nico flew into Unicron's black heart and went deep into the void.

Nico was inside Unicron's malevolent and evil heart. It was as black as evil can get and it was an endless heart of pure darkness.

Nico: (Echoing) Emma? Emma?

Nico followed the dark arteries of the heart and then he saw Emma. She was a girl with black hair and she was in blue pajama clothes torn up and she was no older then Lucy Loud.

Nico: Emma!

Nico flew up to her.

Nico: Emma wake up! Please wake up!

Emma woke up and she was barely alive.

Emma: (Weakly) Who are you?

Nico: I'm Nico Chan and I'm here to get you out of here.

Emma: I tried to get out but I can't.

Nico: I can do it.

Nico ripped the arteries out and undid her bindings. She fell and Nico grabbed her.

Nico: Lets get out of here!

Nico put her on his back and flew out of the black heart. Nico formed an air bubble around Emma and she was getting air in the endless void of space.

Nico and Emma flew out of the Heart.

Optimus Prime (about to open the Matrix): Now, light up our Darkest Hour!

Optimus opened the Matrix and threw it into Unicron's heart.

Nico: Lets get rid of this Unicron buttface! Astroscope, Payload, and Sky Blast, Powerlink!

Astroscope, Payload and Sky Blast turned into The Requiem Blaster.

Francis: I've had it with this freak! Lets combo attack Ramjet!

Ramjet: You got it Francis!

Francis fired a powerful blast of fire and Ramjet fired lasers and missiles.

Francis and Ramjet: FIRESTORM BARRAGESTRIKE!

The fire and missiles and lasers burned and hit Armada Sideways.

Sideways (Armada): You all will pay for everything you've done!

He transformed into a motorcycle and rider and burned rubber and went at them.

Sideways (Armada): YOU'RE MINE!

Nico: Shut your mouth and burn in hell you motherfucker!

Nico fired the Requiem Blaster and blew Armada Sideways to pieces.

Nova: Time to finish him for good with a final smash. NOVA ENERGY STRIKE!

Nova fired a huge blast of blue energy from his hands and it hit Armada Sideways and completely obliterated him.

Nico: Armada Sideways, you have failed this universe. Lets get out of here!

Nova: Nice shot Nico!

Nico: Thanks Sam. Same to you. Come on guys!

They went out of Unicron.

Nico: J.D. do you read me?

Me: I read you Nico. Did you plant the Matrix into Unicron's heart?

Nico: We did J.D. But we also made a surprising find. Unicron had a hostage.

Me: What!? Who was it?

Nico: It was Lori's little sister Emma Jimenez.

I gasp.

Me: How can that be?

Nico: During the fight with Dr. Blight she was kidnapped by Unicron and she has this really unusual power that enables her to absorb negative energy. Unicron was using her like some kind of battery.

Me: Did you get her out of Unicron's heart?

Nico: I sure did. She's weak from the removal but she should be okay.

Me: Great job Nico. Get out of there now guys. I'm going to finish Unicron once and for all.

Nico: Okay.


Unicron then screamed in excruciating pain as he looked like he was having a huge Heart Attack.

When Nico and team got out it was time.

Me: Now it's time to finish you for good Unicron and end your reign of terror once and for all!

I raised my hands.

Me: Everyone, share your energy with me!

I gathered energy from all over the galaxy. And a Spirit Bomb the size of Cybertron had formed in my hands.

Me: This Spirit Bomb is not enough. Master Goku, I need you to call King Kai and tell him to help me get more energy for the Spirit Bomb.

Goku: You got it J.D. (Telepathically) King Kai? King Kai can you hear me?

King Kai: I hear you loud and clear Goku. What's the problem?

Goku: J.D. is using the Spirit Bomb to destroy the evil Transformer Devil Unicron. We need energy from all over the entire universe to destroy him once and for all. It's our only hope!

King Kai: Pep from all over the universe huh? All right I'll get right on it Goku. (Telepathically to the Kais) Kais of the East, South and West, lend me your strength for the Entire Universe depends on it!

The Kais strengthened their telepathic link.

King Kai: (To Goku) Okay Goku it's all ready.

Goku: Okay. J.D. it's all ready.

Me: Okay Master Goku! Everyone SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH ME!

Energy from all over the entirety of the Virgo Supercluster flew into our galaxy and poured into the Spirit Bomb like wildfire and the Spirit Bomb grew to massive size and it was as big as a Hypergiant star.

Me: Master King Kai, thank you so much and thank everyone all over the universe for their assistance.

Unicron was still screaming.

Me: This is it Unicron! Now go to hell and stay there!

Unicron: Destiny... you cannot... destroy... my... DESTINY!

I threw the massive Spirit Bomb at him and it completely consumed him and completely obliterated him in an instant! It went all the way out into the vastness of space and exploded.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

When the smoke cleared, Unicron - the Supreme Harbinger of Universal Armageddon, had been silenced forever and the Universe was finally free of his terror. After so many eons of pain, suffering, death, destruction and chaos, the universe was finally rid of his evil once and for all thanks to us and everyone all over the universe! I powered down and I wasn't in the least bit exhausted.

Me: It's over guys! We won! Unicron has been destroyed.

Everyone cheered wildly in a thunderous roar of victory.

Optimus Prime: Everyone, Unicron and his minions have been defeated. And I am happy to announce that Rodimus is my new second in command.

Rodimus Prime: Now, let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness! Till all are one!

All: Till all are one!

Me: Nico, you did really well. Great job buddy.

Nico: It wasn't just me J.D. It was all of us.

Me: It was. We triumphed together.

Thundercracker: It's good to have you guys back.

Frenzy: Good to be back. (sighs) Rumble…I wanted to say I'm sorry.

Rumble: For?

Frenzy: Being dead…well, for a while…it gave me perspective. Let me realize how much I've screwed up letting Megatron lead me down a dark path like I should have. But now that I've gotten a second chance, I'm gonna use it wisely and fight bad guys by your side.

Ramjet: Ditto. What happened was…well, it gave me some perspective too. Made me realize I've been an idiot in following Starscream and Megatron's destructive ways. But I know that I can make it up for it by helping you guys out against the villains on Earth.

Thrust: Same goes for the rest of us.

Soundwave: Megatron and Starscream: Inferior. Nico Chan: Superior.

Nico (smiles at them): Don't worry. You all proved yourselves by helping us kill Megatron. Now, how about we go the estate for the victory party?

Thrust: We'd like that.

Dirge: You're the boss. And this time…we all mean that.

Ramjet: We all do.

Rodimus Prime: (To the viewers) As long as evil exists in this universe, we will be there to stop it.

Nico: Come on guys. Lets head home.

We did so.


In the infirmary, Emma was waking up. She woke up in a bed and she saw Lori sitting on her bed.

Emma: Lori?

Lori J.: Hey sis. I'm glad you are back.

Emma: Sis!

Lori and Emma hugged and Emma cried hard.

Emma: (Crying) I was so scared!

Lori J.: I know sis. But you're back now and that's all that matters.

Emma was crying hard.


We were watching TV and some of us had bandages on from the battle. But it was all worth it and we had come out victorious.

Me: This was by far without a doubt the biggest and most powerful battle we've ever had.

Nico: It sure was. And Ben used the power of Alien X to stop another Black Hole from forming.

Me: He sure did. And that was clever.

Mike: Guys I have something to say to Zoey.

Me: Okay Mike.

Mike held Zoey's hand and stood in front of us.

Zoey: So Mike, what is it you want to say.

Mike: (Holds her hands) Zoey, you are the best thing that ever happened in my life and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Zoey, (he gets down on one knee and reveals a ring with a red ruby and diamonds as everyone gasps excitedly) will you marry me?

Zoey: (Wiping away her tears of joy and give him a hug) Yes!

They shared a kiss and we cheered wildly for them.

Me: Congratulations guys!

Lynn: Way to go you guys!

Lincoln: That was amazing!

Laney: I'm so happy for you both.

Lola: Me too.

Mike: Thanks guys. Zoey is the best person in the world and I want to be with her forever.

Me: I know you two are perfect for each other buddy.

We had a great dinner. And we saw Sammy sad.

Me: What's wrong Sammy?

Sammy: I miss my dad. My father died of cancer and it was because of Amy and my mother that I lost him.

Lori: Oh Sammy. That's awful.

Sammy: I know Lori. But I miss my dad so much. If only there was a way to reunite with him so I can get some closure.

Me: I think I have that answer.

I pulled out a blue crystal.

Me: I found this in the mine we were in when I was on Season 7.

Cameron: (Amazed) That is not just any ordinary crystal, it's a Resurrection Crystal.

Gwen: So it's just like the Resurrection Stone in the Harry Potter books?

Cameron: Kind of, the only difference is that after you let go of it after using it, it will destroy itself.

Shawn: So I could bring back someone that I have lost for a few minutes?

Cameron: Yep! I wish I could see it work myself, but I've got to get back to work. (He leaves)

Me: That's amazing Cameron. I didn't know I had a powerful crystal in my hands.

I gave the crystal to Sammy.

Me: Here Sammy. You need this. I think it's best for you to have some closure.

Sammy: Thanks J.D.

(Sammy takes the crystal, holds it close to her heart, closes her eyes and thinks about her father. She then hears a familiar voice.)

?: Sammy!

(Sammy opens her eyes and is surprised to see her father standing right there as if he never died. Everyone is also surprised to see this.)

Dave: (To Sky, shocked) You're seeing this too right? (Sky nods)

Me: This is incredible. It's all real.

(Sammy walks up closer to her father)

Hank: You've grown up so much. You've made a lot of new friends, you found a new home, and you've helped those that needed it. I am so proud of you! (Sammy smiles at him.) I saw everything you've done and I'm so proud of you.

Sammy: (Touched) Thanks Dad!

Hank: (Turns to Jasmine) Thank you for taking my daughter away from Amy and her mother.

Jasmine: You are welcome!

Hank: (Turns to Sky and Shawn) And thank you for saving her life.

Shawn: Anytime!

Sky: She's very special!

Hank: Yeah she is. (Turns to me) J.D. Thank you so much for helping my daughter. I know she is in good hands and thank you for throwing Amy in jail.

Me: It was our pleasure Hank. And I'm so sorry all this happened to you.

Hank: It's all right J.D. (He looks at Sammy) Remember, even though I am gone, I am always proud of you and I will always love you.

Sky: (Gasps) Just like what Misty said on the Island.

Hank: And I am also glad that she is safe. Misty is so lucky to have a sister like you who is always there for her. (Sky smiles)

Sammy: I'm happy that I got to see you one more time.

Hank: I know sweetie, I know. Just remember, I will always be right here, (points to her heart) right here.

Sammy: (Teary eyed) Thanks daddy, I love you.

Hank: And I love you too Sammy. (The two of them share a hug that feels so real. Sammy then drops the crystal and it smashes to the ground. And just like that, her father was once again gone.)

Me: I'm glad you got closure Sammy.

Sammy: I am too J.D. (Tears flow down her face) I am too.

We had a most amazing battle, Mike and Zoey got engaged and Sammy got closure after everything that had happened to her at the hands of her evil sister and her cruel former mother.


FLASHBACK ENDS


When it was done everyone was amazed.

Live Action Onslaught: Wow! So that's how you all destroyed Unicron.

Live Action Jetfire: That is amazing young one.

Nico: Yep and it's how I was officially elected as the leader of the Decepticons and I began leading them on the road to redemption.

Laney: That was an awesome battle.

Me: It sure was. And the thing is that back then I wasn't nearly as powerful back then as I am now.

Nico: That's true. That was an awesome battle though.

Me: Anyway lets get back to remembering what happened during the April 12th war.

Kairi: Me and Dr. Light took down the Pony of Shadows.

Dr. Light (Teen Titans): We sure did and that was cool.

Nico: Yeah it sure was.

Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) And we most got rid of him.

Me: And can you believe that we defeated the Pony of Shadows twice? The first time was when we found Star Swirl's journal and we banished him to another dimension.

Nico: And can you believe it all happened when J.D. was looking at antiques?

Me: Yep. It all began at an antique shop in Ponyville.

FLASHBACK 2

I was looking at all sorts of amazing Antiques and they were loaded with history. Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst were both with me.

Me: Wow look at all this amazing stuff. Some of it belongs in a museum.

Starlight Glimmer: It sure does.

Sunburst: I love looking at antiques. They are really fascinating.

Me: They sure are. (Sees something) Hmm.

I pulled out a book and it had a swirl with stars on the cover and it was really an old journal. I read it and made a shocking discovery! It was the old journal of the legendary Sorcerer Pony from 1,000 years ago and one of the legendary Pillars of Harmony, STAR SWIRL THE BEARDED!

Me: (Gasp) I don't believe it!

Sunburst: What is it?

Me: Sunburst, Starlight, this is the journal of the Legendary Star Swirl the Bearded!

Sunburst and Starlight gasped in shock.

Me: We got to tell this to Twilight Sparkle and show it to the Princesses. They have to know all about this. I'll gather all the team together.

Starlight Glimmer: Good idea.

I gathered everyone together and at the castle in Canterlot, Sunburst revealed what we found.

Star Swirl the Bearded: [narrating] The best elements within us can spread light and virtue, and I know ponies who represent them all – strength, bravery, healing, beauty, hope, and sorcery. Myself and these Pillars of Equestria were gathered together by another to maintain and share the light of these powerful ideals. But we soon came to believe the pony who brought us together only wanted that power for himself. Cast out and alone, this power-mad pony turned to darkness to satisfy his thirst. Transformed into a Pony of Shadows, he returned for revenge – to extinguish the Pillars' light and rob the world of hope. To stop him, the Pillars and I must make a grave sacrifice. But we shall leave behind a seed in hopes that one day it will grow into a force to stand against the darkness for all time. We must now face the fiend with the only plan we have...

Sunburst: [reading] "...I only hope it will be enough." That's the last entry. And maybe Star Swirl's final words before he vanished.

Me: Whoa! And that seed is what turned into Twilight's awesome castle.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Laney: That's incredible.

Princess Celestia: I've always wondered what happened to Star Swirl. This is quite a discovery, Sunburst.

Sunburst: You can thank J.D. for finding Star Swirl's journal.

Me: Well it was a find worth remembering.

Twilight Sparkle: So it's genuine? You can verify that this journal really belonged to Star Swirl the Bearded?!

Princess Luna: Indeed. From the looks of it, the last thing he wrote before facing the Pony of Shadows.

Lana: What is this Pony of Shadows?

Me: It was a legendary creature of ultimate evil. He is really a unicorn scholar named Stygian and he was a close friend of the Pillars of Harmony.

I pulled up the info on it.


Stygian, better known as the Pony of Shadows, is a major antagonist in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, appearing as the main antagonist in the Season 7 finale, "Shadow Play".

He is a unicorn scholar and the founder of the Pillars of Equestria, who was also their friend as he brought them together to save his home and Equestria. After a terrible misunderstanding led him to be outcasted by the pillars, he was then transformed into a monstrous pony made entirely of shadows who desired to cover the entirety of Equestria in darkness before he was reverted back to his original form by the pillars as well as the Mane Six.

He was voiced by Bill Newton, who also played Bright Macintosh and Pharynx in the series.

The Pony of Shadows was originally a male unicorn named Stygian, who lived in Equestria 1,000 years prior to the events of the series. One day, Stygian's village was attacked by the Sirens, who used their magic to turn everypony against each other in order to feed off their negativity to become even more powerful. In order to save his home, Stygian traveled across old Equestria in search of the country's greatest heroes, which included Rockhoof, Flash Magnus, Mistmane, Somnambula, Mage Meadowbrook and Star Swirl the Bearded. Together, they formed the Pillars of Equestria and fought the Sirens, banishing them into a different dimension and saving Stygian's home.

After vanquishing the Sirens, the Pillars continued to defend Equestria from future threats. However, while the others were hailed and respected by all, Stygian wasn't recognized in the slightest for his own contributions because he always watched from sidelines while his friends did all the work. Desperate to be noticed and wanting to prove himself a hero as well, Stygian secretly borrowed a treasured belonging from each of the other Pillars and brought them all to Ponehenge in order to perform a spell that will create copies of the artifacts so that he can fight alongside them. However, the others discovered this and believed he was trying to take their power for himself. After taking back their artifacts and stopping Stygian's spell, they then banished Stygian from the team. At the time, Stygian believed that the Pillars were being selfish and didn't want to share their power with him, causing him to despise his former friends.

Shortly afterwards, a heartbroken and embittered Stygian somehow discovered the Well of Shade in the Hollow Shades, where he encountered a mysterious and shadowy entity known as "The Darkness", who promised Stygian the power to take his revenge on those who supposedly betrayed him in return for helping the entity plunge the world into eternal darkness. Enticed by this promise, Stygian agreed to this deal, and the two merged into a single shadowy being; the Pony of Shadows.

The Pony of Shadows then attacked the Pillars of Equestria and began spreading darkness and chaos across the lands, desiring every pony to feel the pain he had. Realizing that they couldn't defeat him, the Pillars then decided to perform a ritual to banish him to the space between dimensions known as Limbo. However, the ritual would require them to banish themselves along with their former friend to accomplish this. Willing to sacrifice themselves to save Equestria, all the Pillars agreed to this plan. But before they did, they each poured their essence into a seed and planted them in a cave underneath the Castle of the Two Sisters, which would eventually grow into the Tree of Harmony that would help future heroes in defending Equestria.

The Pillars gathered around Ponehenge, where they first banished Stygian. There, Starswirl casted a spell to bring the Pony of Shadows to them. Immediately, the Pony of Shadows attacked them and prepared to plunge the world into complete darkness, but the Pillars then performed the ritual and willingly banished themselves and the Pony of Shadows to Limbo, where they all remained for the next millennium.


We gasped in sheer shock!

Apple Bloom: That's terrible!

Rainbow Dash: Uh... So, the Pony of Shadows was really real?

Princess Celestia: It appears so.

Princess Luna: We never met the other Pillars, and we were too young to understand the danger they faced.

Applejack: Hold on a second now. All those legendary ponies were real, too? And they went off with Star Swirl to face the Pony of Shadows, and then none of them were ever heard from again?

Sunburst nodded.

Pinkie Pie: Uh, yeah. Weren't you listening?

Fluttershy: But what happened to them all?

Me: That's what I would like to know.

Nico: I think all of us would like to know about that.

Rarity: They must have defeated the villain, since Equestria is still full of light and hope.

Me: That's what I think too.

Nico: Yeah.

Starlight Glimmer: But how? And where did they go?

Princess Celestia: My Olde Ponish is a bit rusty, but I wonder if the answers can be found somewhere within the pages of this book.

Me: It's a longshot but we'll gladly help translate it. I'll call in my friend Shiho of the Hidden Leaf Cryptoanalysis Team to help us out with this one.

Nico: Cool.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I just happen to be an expert in Olde Ponish. I mean, I've practically memorized every ancient text about Star Swirl there is!

Me: Wow!

Spike: Seriously. All of them.

Princess Luna: We have fond memories of our old teacher. If you could discover what happened to him, we would be most grateful.

Me: We didn't know that Star Swirl was your old teacher. But we'll do everything we can to help.

Sunburst: Solving a thousands-year-old mystery could take forever! Think of the research! The re-reading! The re-re-reading!

Princess Celestia: You might find you need help.

Applejack: Luckily, she's got a whole bushel o' helpers right here.

Me: And all of us with some of the best minds in the universe not to brag.

Lisa Loud: Indeed we do.

May: This is gonna be a mystery like no other.

Lincoln: Yep.

Rainbow Dash: Totally! Uh... how long will all this research take, exactly?

Me: No idea. But with all of us together we can get it done faster if we all work together.

Sunset Shimmer: That's right. We'll gladly help out.

Twilight Sparkle: Let's get this back to my library. I'm sure we'll figure out what happened in no time.

Me: Right.

Rest of Mane Six: [excited chatter]

Back in the Library at Twilight's Castle we were working tirelessly around the clock to figure it all out.

[candlelight fizzles]

Spike: [yawns] Figure it out yet, Twilight?

Me: So far nothing but we're not gonna give up.

Sunburst: [snoring]

[thud]

Spike threw the candle that burned out away.

Me: We're gonna run out of candles if we keep this up.

Luan: I know. Talk about burning the Candle at both ends! (Laughs) Get it?

I laughed at Luan's joke.

Me: (Laughs) That's a good one Luan.

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one.

[paper rustling]

Sunburst woke.

Sunburst: [yelps] What did you figure out?

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] You figured something out? [slurps]

Fluttershy: What is it?

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Nothing. I mean, Star Swirl was a genius, obviously. But forget Olde Ponish. There's parts where his hornwriting is like another language! [groans]

Shiho: I agree Twilight. This writing is most amazing but it's like something from another world.

Starfire: It does feel that way.

Blackfire: It sure does.

Me: But we have to keep looking and reading.

Applejack: Twilight, we've been studyin' and referencin' and cross-referencin' for three days straight now.

Me: We sure have been going at it for a while.

Rainbow Dash: Ugh. I haven't spent this much time reading since the last Daring Do book came out.

Rarity: Perhaps it is time to take a break. This mystery is over a thousand years old, after all. Another day or two won't make a difference.

Twilight Sparkle: Two days?! I don't want to waste two seconds!

Me: I know how you feel Twilight. I'm just as excited to meet the greatest legendary ponies in all of Equestria too.

Twilight Sparkle: I know. Me too. I'm close to an answer. I can feel it.

Starlight Glimmer: [reading] "Hearg sylfum se Ponhenge". What's that?

Me: Sounds like ancient Icelandic in Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle: The Temple of Ponhenge?! You can read that?!

Starlight Glimmer: The hornwriting's pretty sloppy, but it's nowhere near as bad as mine.

Me: Ponhenge? That sounds like Equestria's version of Stonehenge.

Nico: Yeah it sure feels like it.

Shiho: Very interesting.

Varie: What do you think it means?

Starlight Glimmer: [reading] "Toward dol grimlic of Fola Firgenbeorg"?

Sunburst: "At the base of Foal Mountain"...

Me: Foal Mountain? That's on the North Central side of the continent.

Starlight Glimmer: [reading] "User endemest scield".

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] "Our last stand".

Me: That must be the sight where they were last seen before they vanished eons ago.

Spike: [yawns] Well, that sure sounds like a clue to me. [blows]

Sunburst got a big book and we saw a picture of Ponhenge and it was an ancient rock monument site. We went there and we saw that it was really ancient.

Twilight Sparkle: This is it. Ponhenge. I can't believe it.

Me: This is really ancient.

Nico: I've never seen something like this before.

Sunburst cleared some plants on a rock and saw a bunch of runes looked like those of the ancient Vikings on Earth.

Sunburst: I've never seen magical runes like these before! Have you?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh-uh.

Me: They look like runes from the era of Vikings back over 1,000 years ago on Earth.

Rainbow Dash: I don't think anypony's seen any of this for a long time.

Varie: Well its been eons since anyone saw all this.

Vince: Yeah and we're the first ever humans ever to be here.

Nico: We sure are.

Rainbow Dash pulled on a vine.

Rainbow Dash: [straining] Whoa!

She landed in a bush.

Applejack: It'd take a whole team of ponies to clear away all this brush.

Me: No kidding.

Sakura Avalon: My dad would love coming here. He is an archaeology professor.

Me: I remember that.

[rock clatters]

Fluttershy: Even then, I'm not sure we'd find out what happened here over a thousand years ago.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I suppose it was a long shot.

Spike: Cheer up, Twilight. Finding a whole set of ancient ruins is pretty impressive. Maybe you could write a paper on it.

Me: Yeah we found ancient ruins that were supposedly lost to you for over 1,000 years.

Twilight Sparkle: That's true. I guess I hoped we'd get here and the mystery would just magically be explained.

She put the book down on a rock and the book started reacting.

[magic shimmering]

Spike: Uh... Twilight?

Me: WHOA! Look at that!

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]

[magic humming]

We saw a Hologram done by magic of Star Swirl the Bearded!

Me: Star Swirl the Bearded!

Twilight Sparkle: Star Swirl!? I... I've wanted to meet you my whole life! I can't believe you're here!

Me: Wait he's not really here. I think this is a recording of what happened here eons ago.

[low humming]

Sunburst stuck his hoof through the image and saw that I was right.

Sunburst: Yeah I agree. I don't think he is here. I don't think any of them are.

[static fizzling]

We saw the legendary Pillars of Harmony at all six points of Ponhenge: Flash Magnus, Mistmane, Somnambula, Mage Meadowbrook and Rockhoof!

Me: Whoa! The Great Pillars of Harmony!

Star Swirl fired a light blast at the center of the monument.

[magic zap]

[boom!] [boom!]

A mass of darkness formed and it was THE PONY OF SHADOWS!

Pony of Shadows: [laughing evilly] (British Medieval Accent) You summon me at your peril, Star Swirl!

Me: THE PONY OF SHADOWS!

Eli: It's power is fierce!

Pony of Shadows: Once I defeat all of you, this realm will embrace the darkness as I did so long ago!

[roars]

[vines snapping]

He sent dark vines that ensnared all the pillars.

Pony of Shadows: [laughing evilly] Drawing me here will only make me stronger. You will never defeat me!

Star Swirl the Bearded: We did not come here to defeat you.

[magic shimmering]

Star Swirl used his magic in his journal, Flash Magnus's shield, Mistmane's flower, Somnambula's blindfold, Mage Meadowbrook's mask and Rockhoof's shovel and did a powerful spell.

Pony of Shadows: What are you doing?!

Star Swirl the Bearded: We came... to contain you.

They floated into the air.

Pony of Shadows: [screams]

In a massive flash of light they vanished into thin air!

The artifacts fell to the ground.

[thud, poof] [magic shimmers]

The spell was done.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Wow! That was intense!

Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight] Well, you did ask for a magical explanation.

Rainbow Dash: Uh... what just happened?

Starlight Glimmer: It looked like Star Swirl cast a spell that banished the Pony of Shadows.

Sunburst: Of course! Powerful magic like that would leave an impression on this place. Bringing the book back here let us see what happened.

Me: Yeah! It was a recording of what happened here all those years ago.

Applejack: Which was what?

Nico: Yeah what do you think it meant?

Twilight Sparkle: Star Swirl and the rest of the Pillars sacrificed themselves to save Equestria.

Me: They are true heroes.

Nico: Brave ponies.

Vince: Heroes of legend.

Eli: And great saviors of Equestria.

Starlight Glimmer: It's amazing to think one of the greatest mysteries of Equestria was solved with a musty old book from an antique shop.

Me: A musty book that I found by the way.

We went back to the castle and I was walking with Sunburst and Starlight.

Sunburst: But I wouldn't say the mystery's solved. Star Swirl's spell was one of the most powerful feats of magic in all of history. It'll take years of study before we fully understand it.

Me: But with Twilight's expertise she can get it figured out. After all she did complete one of Star Swirl's spells and that is what helped her earn the title of Princess of Friendship.

Starlight Glimmer: That's true.

We opened the door and we saw Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: I think I understand Star Swirl's spell!

Me: Really?

We were gathered at the table map.

Twilight Sparkle: I know I've finished one of Star Swirl's spells before, but this one was on a whole different level! Was it an explosion of magical feedback? An evocation? A kind of incantation? It's Star Swirl, so the possibilities are endless!

Me: Star Swirl was a great master of magic and he had a lot of talent.

Twilight Sparkle: That's true. And once Starlight set me on the right track with his crazy hornwriting – [laughs, snorts] I mean, he was a genius, so I guess we can forgive a little messiness – I went through the journal again, and it's amazing!

Rarity: Twilight, darling. We understand you're excited, but that's all we understand.

Rainbow Dash: What exactly is so amazing?

Nico: Yeah what did you find out?

Twilight Sparkle: Only how Star Swirl and the other Pillars sent the Pony of Shadows to limbo!

Applejack: They did what now?

Twilight Sparkle: They used their magic to open a portal between worlds – to limbo – and pulled the Pony of Shadows inside. [poof!]

The Diorama vanished in a puff of smoke.

Rarity: Darling, your diorama!

Twilight Sparkle: I made more!

She had many more made just in case.

[clatter]

Me: Good thinking.

Twilight Sparkle: Star Swirl thought the only way to trap the Pony of Shadows in limbo was for the Pillars to take him there.

Applejack: So they got stuck, too!

Me: They trapped the Pony of Shadows in another dimension and trapped themselves with it as well.

Nico: Wow.

Fluttershy: The Pony of Shadows must have been really awful for them to do that.

Pinkie Pie: I suppose being trapped for all time with a super-duper bad guy in limbo might be okay if you were doing the limbo, but that's still pushing it.

Twilight Sparkle: The thing is, I think I can get them out.

Eli: And J.D. can save the Pony that was corrupted by the Pony of Shadows.

Nico: How can you tell that Eli?

Eli: I was told by the Force that the Pony of Shadows is really Stygian.

Me: Yes we know all about that part Eli.

Eli: I know. But the Force told me that he was corrupted by the Pony of Shadows and its darkness when the Pillars of Harmony falsely accused him of taking their artifacts for himself. He didn't want them for power or his own selfish reasons as they once thought. He wanted to become like them and join his friends in battle.

Nico: That's a big admiration towards them.

Me: But if you think I can do it bro then I will do it. And we can help get the Pillars of Harmony out of Limbo too.

Sunset Shimmer: That's a big goal.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

Sunburst: Twilight, are you serious? You can save the most legendary ponies of all time?

Laney: That is gonna take a lot of power.

Starlight Glimmer: I-I don't know. Opening portals between worlds didn't work out well for me. Are you sure it's safe?

Twilight Sparkle: First of all, you opened portals through time. And second of all, Star Swirl wrote the spell you used to do it. If he'd been here, he could have stopped it. Equestria would be safer with him in it. We have to save him.

Me: I agree. And we can learn so much from all the legendary Pillars of Harmony. Just like Princess Celestia and Luna did under Star Swirl's tutelage eons ago.

Applejack: But you'd be savin' all the Pillars, right? A-And they disappeared ages ago.

Twilight Sparkle: That's the thing about limbo. It isn't one place or another. It's in between, so time stands still. If we can pull them out, it'll be like they never left.

Me: So when they trapped themselves with the Pony of Shadows in Limbo, they placed themselves in some kind of Suspended Animation where all time just stops. And Limbo is totally beyond the reach of all time and space and time just stops for them.

Nico: Sounds complicated.

Laney: Yeah.

Lisa: That is very interesting.

Twilight Sparkle: I actually built another model to demonstrate—

Rainbow Dash: [groans] [thud]

Spike: What can we do to help?

Me: We'll gladly help you out in any way we can Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks guys. If I'm right, we need to find items that are connected to the Pillars in some way.

Rainbow Dash: You mean, like, stuff that belonged to them?

Me: Ancient Artifacts that they used a long time ago during their journeys.

Fluttershy: How would we know what to look for? Or where?

Twilight Sparkle: Luckily, Star Swirl took a lot of notes. [reading] "My compatriots are as varied as the realm itself and hail from every corner of our land, bringing with them artifacts and talismans of great power."

[magic shimmering]

Starlight Glimmer: Um, Twilight? What are you doing?

We looked up and we saw five balls of light that showed the 5 remaining Artifacts of the Pillars of Harmony.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm not doing anything!

Me: Looks like it's showing us where the Artifacts of each of the remaining 5 Pillars are Located.

Applejack: Rockhoof's shovel!

Nico: It's located at the dig site of his old village.

Rainbow Dash: Flash Magnus' shield!

Lynn: It's in the Dragon Lands.

Rarity: Mistmane's flower!

Lori: It's at her village of the Old Imperial Empire.

Fluttershy: Mage Meadowbrook's mask!

Laney: It's in Hayseed Swamp.

Pinkie Pie: And the blindfold Somnambula wore when she faced that nasty sphinx!

Luan: It's in a pyramid near Saddle Arabia.

Twilight Sparkle: I guess we don't need to figure out who should get what.

Me: We already have Star Swirl's journal. Looks like we're gonna have to split up and get each artifact in teams of two.

Nico: Me and Applejack will go get Rockhoof's Shovel.

Lori: Me and Rarity will literally get Mistmane's Flower.

Lynn: Me, Spike and Rainbow Dash will get Flash Magnus's Shield.

Luan: Me and Pinkie Pie will get Somnambula's Blindfold.

Laney: And me and Fluttershy will get Mage Meadowbrook's Mask.

Me: Okay. Fan out.

First was Rockhoof's shovel.

It was at the site of his old village and the volcano it was by was extinct.

Petunia dug up a piece of armor.

Petunia Paleo: Professor! It's a Mighty Helm headpiece! Maybe it belonged to Rockhoof himself!

Professor Fossil: Legends don't wear helmets. This belonged to a real pony.

Applejack: Oh, I can guarantee Rockhoof was as real as you and me.

Nico: And me too. Nico Chan, 2nd in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Professor Fossil: It's an honor to meet you. And Applejack it's great to see you again.

Applejack: Same here.

Nico: Hey Petunia. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo did a great job getting you your Cutie Mark.

Petunia Paleo: I know and I'm so happy!

Professor Fossil: [chuckling] And I suppose that ravine was dug with his trusty shovel to save the village from an erupting volcano.

Applejack: Probably.

Professor Fossil: I love old legends as much as anypony. But a pony strong enough to save a village from rushing lava with a shovel is... preposterous.

A rock shattered and a big rock came rolling at them.

[rumbling]

[ponies yelping]

Nico: Uh oh!

Nico and Applejack were pushing a huge rock.

Applejack: [straining, grunts]

They threw the rock far.

[loud thud]

[birds chirping]

Nico: Hmm. Nice one.

Professor Fossil: I can't believe you just did that. Y-You saved us!

Nico: Ah it was all part of the job.

Applejack: I bet if you told somepony else the story, it might sound... [gasps] "preposterous".

Nico laughed.

Nico: (Sees something) Wait look what it unearthed.

They saw a hidden tomb and they went in. Inside it was the story of Rockhoof.

Professor Fossil: I suppose some stories might be true...

Nico: There it is. Rockhoof's shovel.

Applejack picked it up.

[magic humming]

It glowed.

Professor Fossil: And Rockhoof's appears to be one of them.

Nico: Yep.

Next in Mistmane's garden at the village of the Old Imperial Empire, Lori and Rarity opened a gate and went in.

[gate creaking]

Lori: Whoa. Looks like no one has been taking care of this garden for a while.

Rarity: Indeed.

They then saw Mistmane's Flower.

Lori: There it is. Mistmane's Flower.

They went up to it and just as they were about to take it...

[smack!]

Rarity: Ow!

They were hit on their hand and hoof with a trowl.

"Lotus Petal": You keep those hooves to yourself, dearies! This place has been in my family for generations, and I'm not about to let some whippersnapper take the last good piece of it! Time was, ponies came from far and wide to see these gardens. But that flower's the only worthwhile thing left!

Lori: This flower is very important. It literally belonged to Mistmane. But we can help spruce this garden up.

They got to work on the garden.

[hedge trimmers snipping]

[broom sweeping]

[hedge trimmers snipping]

The Garden was brand new again. In fact it looked 10 times better than ever.

Rarity: Perhaps it just seemed like your gardens were worthless. But a little pruning can work wonders. Of course you will have to look after more than just one flower now.

Lori: This garden is literally worthy of Eden now.

"Lotus Petal": You've given me back my family's legacy. The flower you wanted seems like a fair trade for that. [magic humming]

Lori: Thank you.

In the Dragon Lands, Lynn, Rainbow Dash and Spike were searching for Flash Magnus's Shield.

Rainbow Dash: I can't believe Flash Magnus' shield ended up in the Dragon Lands.

Spike: Good thing you brought the official Equestrian friendship ambassador to the dragons to help you navigate our customs. Like our favorite sport – gorge surfing!

Maar: Wahoo! [whooping]

The dragons were surfing on rivers of lava.

Maar: Ollie!

[dragons cheering]

Rainbow Dash: Okay. That was awesome.

Lynn: So awesome!

"Billy": Dragon Lord Ember commanded us to make peace with ponies, but it doesn't mean you can surf in our spot.

[dragons growling]

Spike: Whoa, fellas. As the official Equestrian friendship ambassador to the dragons, I have to say that's not very friendly.

Garble: Well, what do you know? The puny pony-dragon's sticking up for his pony pal.

They saw that Garble had Flash Magnus's Shield!

Rainbow Dash: Hey! That's an ancient pony artifact!

Lynn: Yeah it belonged to the legendary Flash Magnus!

Garble: Hooves off my gorge board! I found it in the desert, and finders keepers.

Rainbow Dash: It isn't yours.

Garble: Huh. It sure looks like mine. But I might consider racing you for it.

Lynn: Bring it on!

Rainbow Dash: No problem.

Garble: Um... No. I mean [to Spike] you.

Spike: [nervous chuckling]

[dragons cheering]

Dragon: Awesome!

Garble: [blows raspberry]

Spike: [gulps]

"Billy": On your marks... Get set... Surf!

The race was on!

[lava splashing]

Spike: Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaaa! Aaah!

Spike went flying and he rolled.

[grunting]

He crossed the finish line.

Spike: [panting] I won? I won! Woo-hoo! Give up the shield, Garble!

Lynn: YEAH!

Garble: [grunts] Lord Ember only commanded us to be nice to ponies. She never said anything about pony-loving dragons.

Spike: Uh, s-since Dragon Lord Ember commanded you to make peace with ponies, you can't very well attack one of their friends, can you?

Garble: I guess we'll find out! [grunts] Aaah!

Rainbow Dash swooped in and grabbed the rock he threw and threw it back and it landed on Garble's tail!

[thunk]

Garble: Ugh. Why is he always hiding behind ponies?

Spike: I wasn't hiding when I beat you down the ridge.

Garble: You fell.

Rainbow Dash: Wow. You must be slow if all Spike had to do to win was fall down.

Lynn: And you must be a sore loser if you can't take winning like a man.

Garble: I'm faster than you.

Rainbow Dash: Doubt it.

Lynn: No one can beat R.D.!

Garble: Fine! I'll race you back to the top. If you win, you can have your pony junk. But if I win, you'll leave and I get to give it to him!

Rainbow Dash: Fine. I'm pretty sure I could beat you anyway. But with that heavy hunk of metal on your back, it'll be a snap.

Lynn: Yeah! Wimp!

Garble: Huh? Oh, yeah. Thanks for the tip. [shield clatters]

He flew off.

Garble: See ya at the top, loser! Hey! That's mine!

They were flying off with the shield.

Spike: Finders keepers, remember?

Lynn: So long suckers!

"Billy": See, because that's what you said to them when they first showed up—

Garble punched him.

[thud]

In Hayseed Swamp, Fluttershy and Laney were helping some animals.

[flash bees buzzing]

Fluttershy: Just remember not to turn away from them, Cattail. Flash bees can get pretty aggressive. I guess that's why none of the other bayou animals can get to the water.

Snakes, frogs and alligators were hiding in fear.

[animals whimpering]

Laney: Poor little guys.

Cattail: Wouldn't it make more sense for you to wear the mask that calms the bees?

Laney: I was just gonna suggest that.

Fluttershy: It would... if I didn't have to fly up here to move their hive.

She flew up and moved their hive to another part of the tree.

Fluttershy: There! [flash bees buzzing]

Laney: That's better.

Fluttershy: Now the other bayou creatures can get to the water without the bees feeling threatened. [splashing]

Cattail: You know, you didn't have to help with this. I would've lent you the mask anyway.

Fluttershy: I know. [giggles] But I couldn't leave without helping. [magic humming]

Later at the pyramid of Somnambula, Luan and Pinkie Pie were looking for Somnambula's blindfold.

"Fahal Alkhayl": I don't think anypony can find anything in there.

Luan: We got to keep trying.

Daring Do: I wouldn't give up hope just yet.

Daring Do was pumping oxygen.

Luan: We never give up hope for anything.

[slime draining]

The slime pool drained like a bathtub.

Pinkie Pie: This old blindfold was stuck in the drain.

Daring Do: Weren't you looking for a blindfold?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah!

Luan: Yeah that's it!

[magic humming]

We were back at Ponhenge.

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe I'm gonna meet Star Swirl the Bearded! You know, outside of my dreams.

Me: I know Twilight. This is gonna be cool to meet your hero.

Eli: It sure is. But you can help Stygian too bro.

Me: Star Swirl was never fond about friendship from what I was told. But maybe I can send a message to him in Limbo telepathically.

Eli: Good idea.

I sat in a lotus position and concentrated and sent a telepathic message to Star Swirl and told him all about the importance of friendship and how great it can make all things happen. I was telling him about everything that happened over the last 1,000 years and how we can save Stygian from the monster that is the Pony of Shadows. I woke up.

Eli: Did it work?

Me: Yes I got my message through. He said that if I can do it then he trusts me.

Starlight Glimmer: I can't believe you're actually going through with it.

Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean?

Starlight Glimmer: I'm all for pushing the envelope, obviously, but this is pretty out there for you, Twilight.

Sunburst: What's "out there" about saving the most legendary ponies of all time from a thousands-year-old prison?

Me: These ponies are an important part of Equestria's history and they have so much to teach everyone here even after 1,000 years have passed. We're also in the 21st century now. What is out there for that?

Starlight Glimmer: Well... nothing when you say it like that. Unless "the most legendary ponies of all time" knew what they were doing, and we shouldn't mess with it.

Me: I have a feeling I know that they did this for a reason too. But we can help out too.

Sunburst: I'm sure Star Swirl and the Pillars did the best they could back then, but magic has come a long way. Mostly because of the work they did.

Me: It's true. Magic has evolved. Just like our powers.

Starlight Glimmer: That's true. And you did get your wings from finishing one of Star Swirl's spells Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Exactly.

Starlight Glimmer: But then I messed with one and nearly destroyed the universe, so...

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight, Star Swirl the Bearded is the greatest wizard who ever lived. The chance to have him back in Equestria is worth the risk.

Spike: That's good news.

Me: And it will be worth the risk.

Rainbow Dash: Otherwise, we'd have brought this shield for nothing.

Applejack: I hope you don't think you're the only one to find her artifact, because this here shovel says otherwise.

Rarity: [laughing] Honestly, you two. Not everything is a competition. But Mistmane's flower is by far the most attractive of the artifacts.

Pinkie Pie: You're just saying that because you didn't have to scuba dive in a pit of green slime to get yours!

Fluttershy: Or move a flash bee beehive.

Twilight Sparkle: Good work, everyone. Let's do this!

Me: This is it. We free the Pillars.

[magic zap]

Sunburst fired a blast of magic.

Starlight Glimmer: [groans] [magic zaps]

Starlight fired a blast of magic.

[magic humming]

Twilight fired a blast of magic and I fired a blast of magic.

The artifacts glowed and formed a Hexagon and it spun around and in a huge flash of light the PILLARS OF EQUESTRIA WERE BACK!

Nico: WHOA! It worked!

Laney: SO AWESOME!

Zarya: OH WOW!

[boom!]

We caught the pillars and moved them as the big rocks crashed on their rock stands.

[thuds, crashes]

Star Swirl the Bearded: What... What has happened?

Twilight Sparkle: It worked! We brought you back!

Star Swirl the Bearded: To where?

Twilight Sparkle: You and the others have been trapped in limbo for over a thousand years, but I figured out how to get you home.

Me: A lot of things have happened over the last 1,000 years. But it's an honor to meet you in person. I'm J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and this is my team.

Nico: Hello there.

We waved.

Mistmane: It's an honor to meet you all.

Star Swirl the Bearded: Same here. Can you really save Stygian?

Me: I sure can.

Lightning crashed and wind blew and then out of a vortex of darkness laughing malevolently was THE PONY OF SHADOWS!

Nico: The Pony of Shadows!

Me: I got this!

I powered up to Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix 25,000,000 and fired a blast of light at the creature's chest and it was pulling Stygian out.

Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice) Stygian, we know everything about what you were doing and why you did what you did!

Star Beard: That's right Stygian! We're very sorry! We had no idea you wanted to be like us and for that we apologize for not seeing that.

Somnabula: (Egyptian Accent) That's right Stygian. Forgive us for that.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) You are a true brother and for that we are forever grateful!

Mistmane: We should've given you the respect you deserved.

Flash Magnus: And we should have given you praise for helping us when you needed it.

Mage Meadowbrook: We're so sorry.

Me: You don't have to be controlled or corrupted by the darkness anymore. You can redeem yourself for all the things you did. You are now the Pillar of Equestria for Wisdom!

We pulled him out of the darkness of the Pony of Shadows and Nico and Vince fired a Kamehameha Blast and it hit the Pony and sent him into a portal that sent him into the Dark Dimension!

Stygian was back to normal and he was back with us. He looked at me and I held my hand out to him.

Me: You will never be alone ever again Stygian. We'll also be your friends.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right Stygian.

Stygian had his hoof on my hand and I took it and we all put our hands and hooves on his hoof. The light of our friendship was so strong that it purified him.

We later got to having a nice chat at Twilight's castle.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: And that's how we met the Pillars of Harmony and freed Stygian from the darkness of the Pony of Shadows.

Camie: That is so awesome!

Nico: It was awesome.

Star Swirl: That was a great adventure.

Electro: Me and Lincoln took down the Mean 6. I just want to say how good it is to have another version of me on the team.

Nico: It sure is and that one is badass.

Me: Yeah that was awesome.

Lincoln: And it was awesome putting the kibosh on those 6 bad versions of the girls.

Starlight Glimmer; It sure was.

Vert: Me and LaGrange ran over Evil Starlight.

LaGrange: Yep and we turned her into roadkill.

Me: That was great.

Laney: Yeah it sure was.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) Wow that is amazing!

Fiona Hernandez: So many battles went on in that war.

Nico: Yep.

Billy Numerous: Me and Ben overwhelmed the evil Dazzlings with lots of clones!

Ben: We sure did.

Himiko Toga: That is cool! I heard the song they did makes people fight.

Adagio Dazzle: It sure does.

Nico: Yep. Their song makes people fight and they get stronger by absorbing their negative energy. Just like we do when we absorb hatred.

Me: The more people hate us the more powerful we become.

Camie: Wow that is amazing.

Ochaco: It sure is.

Eli: And it's really awesome that the Dazzlings have that same kind of power.

Sonata Dusk: That is awesome.

Technus: I also merged with Cyborg for the first time.

Cyborg: That was really cool.

Me: Yeah just like how Rex and Ben merged.

Ben: That is true.

Po Kong: (laughs) I also flattened Daybreaker!

Nora Valkyrie: Flattened her into a pulpy pancake.

Me: Or in this case a FIERY Pancake!

We laughed at that one and it was funny!

Nico: That was funny!

Eli then squirted milk out his nose!

SQUIRT!

Eli: (Laughs) That was funny!

Nico: Yeah.

Hydro Man: Me and Luna put out Demon Shimmer.

Luna: That was rockin dude!

Nico: Yeah it was. You all extinguished her.

Laney: Yep.

Weather Wizard: Me and Shane put the hurt on the Storm King.

Shane: Now that was awesome.

Me: Yep and we made sure that Tempest Shadow's former master got what he deserved. Oh speaking of which.

I put my hand on Tempest's head and her horn grew back and it was restored!

Me: I grew your horn back Tempest. You did not deserve to have your horn busted off like that

Tempest Shadow: Oh thank you J.D.! Thank you!

Laney: Awesome. A unicorn with no horn is only half a unicorn.

Twilight Sparkle: That is true Laney,

Rice: I went apeshit on Midnight Sparkle.

Killer Shrike: Boy you sure did!

Laney: Yeah that was awesome!

Lana: Yep!

Molten Man: Me and Kaz roasted Nightmare Moon.

Kaz: Burned her butt all the way back to 4.1 billion years ago.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: That was funny!

Poromon: Me, Poliwag, Manaphy, Horsea, Tentacool, and Cheese hopped on King Sombra.

Cheese: I like chocolate milk.

We laughed more at that one.

Laney: That was funny. He hated that.

Camie: I can tell he did.

Me: I call King Sombra the pony version of Sauron from The Lord of The Rings.

Carmen: Finally, me and sis got Chrysalis with our Get Help method.

Maria: I still hate that!

Camie: What is Get Help?

Me: It's a method that Carmen and Maria use to distract villains to lull them into a false sense of security so that they would be easy to attack.

Nico: Yeah.

Camie: Oh I get it.

Carmen: Yeah.

Me: The scariest part was the Doomsday 23 merging into one and forming into a 27-headed dragon. But I used a powerful Spirit Bomb and it was more than enough to destroy them forever.

Nico: Overall, that war was one of our greatest victories.

Me: Yeah it sure was. It was a great battle for all of us.

Vypra: I'll say.

Nico: That was awesome.

Eli: Yep.

Apple Bloom: And we all were given awesome medals for our heroism.

Princess Celestia: You all sure were and we are all forever grateful.

Nico: Also, I've got more Zenkaiger gears.

Nico took out the gears based on Kakuranger, Ohranger, Go Busters, and Ninninger.

Me: Cool!

Nico: They are for Kakuranger, Ohranger, Go Busters, and Ninninger.

Sakura Haruno: I'll use Ninninger.

Arkayna: I'll pick Ohranger.

Emerald: Go Busters for me.

Bubsy: Might as well get in on this too. I'll use Kakuranger.

Vypra: Bubsy? Whoa!

Nico: We reunited on my latest rescue and we stopped the Woolies from stealing all the yarn in the universe.

Me: You wouldn't believe what they were gonna do with that much yarn.

Dark Spicer: What were they collecting that much yarn for?

Me: Well it certainly wasn't going to be for knitting the worlds largest fluffy sweater. They wanted to keep all that yarn for themselves.

Vypra: Oh Lincoln how is your friend Grace doing?

Nico: Yeah is she doing okay after what she went through?

Lincoln: She's doing good thank you. While she is pregnant she lets me help her out around the house.

Nico: Aww. So awesome.

Me: Her belly is getting bigger and bigger.

Laney: Wow.

Lana: Yeah.

We had a great meal and an awesome anniversary. It was awesome.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This was for the 1st anniversary of the April 12th War for Friendship from 2021 and that was a really epic battle back then. It was a great battle back then and I even made a promo for it on deviantart. The first part was for the awesome game Bubsy: Claws Encounters of The Furred Kind and that was a game I played constantly back when I was a kid and it was both fun and challenging and it was cool. Bubsy is funny too. The second part is for The New Scooby Doo Movies episode where they met the famous late Cass Elliot. May she rest in peace. But that was a great episode. That one aired on October 23rd, 1973. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Eddy, Luan, me, Eli, Camie, Ibara and Sirius will be in Wichita, Kansas and we're going there to meet the iconic Dennis the Menace and we're going there to take down Switchblade Sam who is a town-robbing thug. We're also going to reprimand George Wilson. Sirius is going to transform in that one too so I'll need the Transformation sequence for that please. Also George has no right to yell at Dennis and more like that. Dennis is just a kid for heavens sake! We're also going to meet a Cubotesla Gene-Slammer named Denise Kerrington and she is one of Nico's friends from Science Class. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the movie Corpse Bride and there we're going to meet 6 Gene-Slammers:

Jackie Wren - Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World
Hailey Timaeus - The Eye of Timaeus and The Legendary Knight Timaeus
Joan Critias - The Fang of Critias and The Legendary Knight Critias
Gina Hermos - The Claw of Hermos and The Legendary Knight Hermos
Lola Geh - Divine Serpent Geh
and Emily Shunoros - Orichalcos Shunoros.

Jackie Wren will reveal that she is an awesome and great bounty hunter for Queen Bee Mean Girls and she goes after the most dangerous prey. Also she is one of the members of the Dark World Goths. The others are not unfortunately and I have an awesome challenge for the guest reviewer. He will reveal the revelations of each of the Atlantis Sisters in awesome detail as follows:

Hailey Timaeus is the gene-slammer are the legendary dragon Timaeus who is also the Legendary Knight Timaeus. Like Timaeus she lost her eye somehow and now a scar is right over her right eye. She is also one of Lincoln's awesome guardian angels and she has defended Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury. Before she got the scar she was really close to him.

Joan Critias is the gene-slammer of The Legendary Dragon Critias and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels that has dealt with the worst of Lola's fury and she has done so much for him and his sisters.

Gina Hermos is the gene-slammer of the Legendary Dragon Hermos. She has the awesome power to make many kind of weapon with thought from any duel monster she can think of. She also is one of Lincoln's guardian angel that has defended Lincoln from the worst of Lynn's wrath. She is also very gifted at arcade games and likes the same things Lincoln likes and is awesome friends with Lori and Leni and Luna and Sam.

The Strongest and most powerful of all the Atlantis Gene-Slammers, Lola Geh is the most powerful one of them all and she is great friends with Luna Loud and makes awesome songs with her too. She is also one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she has defended him from the worst of Chandler Henderson's fury and wrath.

Emily Shunoros is the second strongest of the Atlantis Gene-Slammer girls. She is known for taking on the entirety of a local drug gang and busting them and sending them all to prison. She comes from a long line of people that goes all the way back to the Jomon Period in Japan in 14,000 B.C. and she is one of the people that knows how to harness the powers of the Orichalcos for good. Now she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she took on all of Lincoln's mean sisters at their worst.

The next chapter is gonna be a cute one as we go to the world of the computer game called Stardew Valley and we're going to take down JojaMart and send all those buttfaces to prison forever.

See you all tomorrow.