In Wichita, Kansas was Nico, Eddy, The Rabbids, Luan, me, Eli, Camie, Ibara and Sirius and we were there to meet one of the most legendary kids in all of our history.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Eddy. And thanks for also bringing the Rabbids as well.

Eddy: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.

Luan: Yeah especially with who we're going to meet here.

Me: You guys are in for an awesome treat. We're going to meet the iconic Dennis the Menace.

Nico: AWESOME! I love Dennis the Menace. Dennis Mitchell is really awesome and it's so funny how he always gets in trouble.

Camie: It's really funny too. Dennis may be a troublemaker but he's just a little kid.

Me: I think it's so funny how he pokes his nose into stuff he's not supposed to do.

Sirius: (Laughs) I never get tired of his antics. They were so awesome.

Nico: Yeah Dennis is one funny kid. But he gets in trouble a lot because he is a kid.

Me: Yeah but he doesn't know any better.

Eli: That is true. But he is awesome.

Nico: Eddy, your blaster really has been a great help on missions.

Eddy: It sure has.

Me: Also it'll be handy with who we're going after here.

I pulled out a wanted poster and it was for Town Robbing Thug, SWITCHBLADE SAM!


Switchblade Sam is the town-robbing criminal and the main antagonist of the 1993 John Hughes family film Dennis the Menace, which is based on the American comic strip of the same name. Unlike the other characters, Switchblade Sam was never referred to by his name, neither when spoken to nor when spoken about.

He was portrayed by Christopher Lloyd, who also played other villains, such as Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Merlock in Disney's DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp, Rasputin in Don Bluth's Anastasia, The Hacker in Cyberchase, Lord Imaru in The Secret Treasure of Machu Picchu by Golden Films, Stan Cruge in Santa Buddies and Kruge in Star Trek 3.

Switchblade Sam is first seen travelling clandestinely on a train. At one moment, he decides to jump out from it and it turns out that the train was exactly at Dennis Mitchell's town. Sam arrives in the village and is more than happy because he notices people never lock their doors (probably because the crime rate is non-existent) so he could steal nearly whatever he wants.

Taking advantage of the situation, Switchblade Sam commits a series of robberies in the village and is noticed by the police chief, who asks him to leave if he is going to be just trouble. His robberies include a doll and an apple.

One day, Dennis' neighbor and frequent victim, Georges, is chosen to host his garden club, having spent nearly forty years cultivating a rare orchid that will finally bloom at night. During the party, Dennis opens the garage door, which knocks down the entire refreshment table, and is sent inside as punishment. While Georges, his wife and their guests await the flower's nighttime presentation, Switchblade Sam decides to rob the Wilson's house. Sam searches the house thoroughly, finding nothing of interest at first but he finds Georges's collection of old coins. Fascinated by that, he quickly steals it and runs away before Dennis comes down and notices the theft. Alerting George of the crime, Dennis distracts everyone from the flower's brief bloom. Enraged, George tells Dennis he is a pest and that he does not want to see him and talk him again. Dennis, deeply hurt by Wilson's words, runs away into the woods in sadness and is grabbed by Switchblade Sam.

Switchblade Sam has decided to leave the town before the police monitores him too much. He decides to make Dennis his hostage. However, Dennis quickly annoys Sam who decides to tie him up, but Sam loosely ties Dennis in the good way, as he unties himself without difficulty. Showing Sam the correct way to tie him up, Dennis handcuffs his captor, loses the key, unintentionally bludgeons him, and sets him on fire. These funny acts drives Sam into a murderous rage. Just as Dennis discovers George's stolen coins and realizes Sam is the thief who robbed the Wilsons, Sam attempts to murder Dennis by stabbing him but is trapped in a rope caught by a passing train. The next morning, Dennis returns home with the captured half-conscious Sam. Sam is taken into custody, and Dennis naively returns to him his switchblade. As a final act of revenge, Sam attempts to stab him with it, but the policeman Chief Bennett closes the police car door on Sam's hand so he drops the knife in the sewer and moans in pain before being driven to the post. Although not shown in the movie, Sam will likely be imprisoned for his crimes.


Nico: Switchblade Sam. I've heard of him. He's a town robbing thug that is wanted in 12 states for robbing people blind.

Ibara: Why is he called Switchblade Sam?

Me: He's known for always carrying a Switchblade Pocket Knife. You know.

I pulled out one and showed it.

Me: Like these.

Ibara: Oh I get it.

Me: Yep. He's dangerous too. This guy is one dangerous S.O.B.

Sirius: Oh man. You don't think he has…

Me: That's what we're hoping won't happen.

Nico: First we got to find George Wilson and give him a really good talking to.

Sirius: Okay.

Me: That's why we brought you along too Sirius. This guy is so dangerous and is really quiet that he robs people blind when they least expect it.

Sirius: I get it. My quirk will help us find him easier.

Me: Exactly.

Eli: And my Force Sensing powers will help too.

Me: Yep.

Nico: (to Eddy) Not only were you one of the first on the team. But your rivalry with Dark was one of the first in the Masters of Evil.

Eddy: That's true. It's awesome.

We arrived at George Wilson's house and we saw George watering his plants.

Me: Hello there. Are you George Wilson?

George Wilson: That's right.

Nico: We need to have a little chat with you about a certain kid.

George Wilson: You mean that little monster Dennis!

Eli: Uh yeah who else were we talking about?

One of the Rabbids grabbed George's watering can and started drinking from it.

George Wilson: Hey! Stop doing that! That's not a drink!

Eddy: Oh they are just that silly.

Nico: Don't mind the Rabbids they are not the brightest light bulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.

Me: But that's besides the point. We know all about your encounters with Dennis and how much grief he caused you. But we are fearing that Dennis may be in danger. Where is he?

George Wilson: I sent him running away! He deserved it!

Nico: YOU WHAT!?

Nico grabbed George Wilson and put him against the wall of his house!

Nico: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON HERE THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS!? THERE'S A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL RUNNING AROUND!

Me: This is him!

I showed him the poster.

George Wilson: Switchblade Sam!? You mean that dangerous drifter thief is here!?

Me: That's right! For all we know he could have gotten stuff from you!

One of the Rabbids then saw something. Or someone.

Rabbid: Huh?

Eddy: What is it?

The Rabbid yelled in Gibberish and he saw a shadowy figure go into the woods.

Sirius: Guys I think we saw someone go into the woods!

Sirius used her quirk and heard his voice and it was SWITCHBLADE SAM!

Sirius: It's Switchblade Sam! He went into the woods!

Nico: Oh man! He must've left here just a few minutes ago. And I bet I know what he was after.

George Wilson: My gold!

We went into his house and George saw that his hidden safe was broken into and his gold was gone!

George Wilson: My gold is gone!

Nico: I knew it!

George Wilson: (Guilty) Dennis was right! I shouldn't have yelled at him like that!

Camie: He must be waiting to catch the next train to get out.

Eli: Yeah! He's down by the river under the railroad!

Nico: We better get over there! George get the police over here!

He nodded and we were off!

Eddy: Yo, Dennis! You here?!

Nico: Eddy shhh. Switchblade Sam will hear us if we yell.

Eddy: Sorry.

We walked to the underpass of the bridge and was saw Dennis and he was with Switchblade Sam and he was bloated from eating beans. Dennis fed him too much.

Me: Whoa looks like Sam had too much to eat.

We heard him fart loudly and the fire of his campfire blew ferociously.

Nico: Whoa.

Ibara: Nasty.

Then we saw Dennis put a flaming blanket on Sam and he screamed in pain!

Nico: Now lets go!

We went at them!

Me: Dennis!

Dennis the Menace: Whoa Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Nico: That's right!

Eli used the Force and put out the fire.

Eddy: Aw, dude! You beat us to him!

Nico: I think Switchblade Sam found him first.

?: You're right on that and I came up with the torture methods for him.

A Cubotesla came out!

Cubotesla: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Denise Kerrington!? Whoa!

Eli: Very cool.

I held him in place with my swords blade at Sam's neck.

Me: Don't even think about it.

Nico and Sirius and Eddy looked through all of Sam's stuff and they saw that he stole millions of dollars in jewelry and gold.

Nico: Whoa look at all this stuff.

Denise reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and orange clothes.

Denise Kerrington: Whoa he sure has been busy.

Nico: No kidding.

Me: And I've been after Switchblade Sam for a long time.

One of the Rabbids started humping on Denise's leg.

Denise Kerrington: Hey quit that.

Eddy: Get off her man. People are gonna think you're weird.

The Rabbid got off.

Switchblade Sam got up and HE WAS INCREDIBLY PISSED!

Sirius: I've had it with this monster!

Suddenly, Sirius' blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves, fishes, and sea creatures, and as she approached Switchblade Sam, she left ocean blue energy, ocean waves, fishes, and sea creatures with every step. Suddenly, Sirius was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with ocean waves and water surrounding it, there's a school of fish swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sirius emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Sirius grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has sea blue highlights in the bangs of her short, shoulder-length lighter blue hair which she wears side swept to the right, she has neon dark blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves, fishes, and sea creatures surrounding her, she has a sea dragon holding the Water Kanji inside its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on sea dragon earrings with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its claws, and she also has a sea dragon with light blue gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its claws for the pendant of her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with light blue crystal links. Sirius has on a sleeveless white sailor uniform top with a dark blue phoenix on it, dark blue skirt, white heeled knee-high boots, patterned with gray lines, and she has on a long light blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves and sea creatures on the coattails, and on the back is a sea dragon surrounded by ocean waves. Suddenly, Sirius felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light blue angel wings with sea blue tips on the large light blue feathers, sprouted out of her back. Sirius has on a Ring of The Phoenix with sea blue gem on her right ring finger and a Blue Lantern ring on her left ring finger.

Sirius's massive Defender of U.A. High School sword underwent a powerful change, and it was then transformed into Sea Dragon's Sword of Oceanic Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a sea dragon and the symbol of U.A. High School etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade, sea dragon heads for the crossguards, large sea blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large sea dragon heads with a large fawn-colored gem on the bottom for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with sea blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold sea dragon head with ocean blue gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large ocean blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large ocean blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a gold kanji below the sea dragon that said, "Sirius, Pro Hero and Sidekick of Captain Selkie, Member of the Oki Mariner, Destroyer of All For One and The Paranormal Liberation Army, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, and Master of Sea Dragons and Oceans."

シリウス、セルキー大尉のプロヒーローとサイドキック、オキマリナーのメンバー、オールフォーワンと超常現象解放軍の駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、そして海のドラゴンと海のマスター

Sirius has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY OCEANIC SEA DRAGON ANGEL OF OCEANIC JUSTICE AND MAELSTROM HOPE!

We were amazed by Sirius' Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when Switchblade Sam saw it, he tried to kill her, but Sirius fired a powerful ocean blue energy blast with ocean waves and sea creatures, and it hit the town-robbing thug, and sent him flying into a wall.

Switchblade Sam was defeated and pulverized to within an inch of his life.

Ibara: Lets get this guy to the cops and return everything he stole.

Me: Good idea.

Camie: He's going to jail for a long time.

Ibara used her quirk and tied him up with her hair and we came back and a massive army of cop cars came.

Nico: Whoa! That is a lot of cops.

Sirius: Yeah.

Me: He's all yours officers.

Officer: Thanks guys. We've been after this guy for years.

Me: Tell the Bounty Hunting Corps to give Dennis and his family the bounty.

There was a bounty on Switchblade Sam's head worth over $62,342,564,235,345,000.00

The cops took Switchblade Sam away and then he was taken to prison for life. He was looking at lots of criminal charges in 12 states. We gave all the stuff he stole back to everyone and they were so grateful.

Denise Kerrington: That's that. But the real hero is Dennis. He got a dangerous thug and criminal off the streets.

Nico: He sure did.

Eddy: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Denise Kerrington: My favorite memory of Nico would have to be where me and him were in Math Class and I was helping Nico with a really ridiculously hard math problem when suddenly we saw someone being picked on by none other than the Queen Bee of the school named Rhonda Rhorke and she was an absolute jerk and a nightmare. Her dad was a very big judge for the federal court system. Even the Principal was terrified of her. So we did a great prank on her. We filled up her locker with ketchup, hot sauce, mustard, mayonnaise and horseradish and when she opened it, it dumped all over her and she screamed as everyone laughed at her. Total Humiliation. She knew it was me and Nico and then when she came at us to kill us I just stepped to the side and she fell face first into a dumpster full of pig droppings! It was hilarious!

We laughed hysterically at that!

Eddy: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CALL A DOCTOR! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Me: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Sirius: That was hilarious!

Eli: (laughs) So funny!

Nico: Yep. And we told the principal that enough was enough and we got lots of evidence on her and got her expelled. But then we saw a bunch of strange trucks pull up as she was leaving and they grabbed her and took her away.

Me: Hmm. Strange.

Nico and Denise hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Denise Kerrington: Me too Nico.

Luan: But that prank you did Sauced up everything. (Laughs) Get it?

We laughed at her joke.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Me: That was funny!

Dennis the Menace: Thanks for helping me guys.

Me: No problem Dennis. You were awesome dealing with Sam there. You helped us bring down a dangerous criminal that was wanted over most of the country and that makes you a hero.

Eli: That's right Dennis. Instead of doing your stuff to Mr. Wilson maybe you can use your pranks and all that on criminals. It'll drive them nuts.

Dennis the Menace: That's not a bad idea.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Rocket Raccoon are heading to the world of Corpse Bride, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we're also going to help Victor, Victoria, and Emily kill Lord Barkis Bittern, and arrest Lady Maudeline Everglot, Victoria's abusive, ugly-chinned, unloving mother.

Lincoln: Oh wow, we're in the world of Corpse Bride, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we're also going to help Victor, Victoria, and Emily kill Lord Barkis Bittern, and arrest Lady Maudeline Everglot, Victoria's abusive, ugly-chinned, unloving mother.

Nico: That's right, big guy. What Lord Bittern did to Emily was truly unforgivable, and we're going to enjoy killing that monster, and arresting Victoria's abusive, unloving, ugly-chinned mother.

Me: That's right, Nico.

Lincoln: Plus, we got word that not only is the Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World Gene-Slammer is here, but the Gene Slammers for The Legendary Dragon and Knight Timaeus, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Critias, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Hermos, Divine Serpent Geh, and Orichalcos Shunoros are here.

Me: Five Gene-Slammers for The Atlantis Monsters are also here, that's so awesome!

Lincoln: And I know exactly who they are, and thanks for joining us, Rocket Raccoon.

Rocket Raccoon: You're welcome, Lincoln, I can't wait to blast that prick.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, along with Victor, Victoria, and Emily, but they've been cornered by Lord Barkis Bittern, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the twelve girls, along with Victor, Victoria, and Emily, but they've been cornered by Lord Barkis Bittern, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Six girls' voices) That murderous con-artist, let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Timaeus, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Critias, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Hermos, Divine Serpent Geh, and Orichalcos Shunoros, appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice coming from Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, I knew it was you, Jackie Wren, and the voices from The Legendary Dragon and Knight Timaeus, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Critias, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Hermos, Divine Serpent Geh, and Orichalcos Shunoros, I knew it was you, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros. But, we'll have to talk later, we got a murderous con-artist to kill.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Lord Barkis Bittern, and that allowed the twelve girls, Victor, Victoria, and Emily to get to safety with us. When Lord Barkis Bittern saw us, he was enraged.

Lincoln: Your days of conning and murdering innocent people are over, Barkis Bittern.

Me: You're heading straight for the grave, you prick!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, Jia Chong, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Rocket Raccoon, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Lord Barkis Bittern, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln engaged him in a sword fight and disarmed him of both his sword and pistol, and then, he sprouted a tail with a needle tip, and he stabbed it into Lord Barkis Bittern, and injected him with the poison that was meant for Victor, and it killed him, and Emily took of the ring, and it allowed not only Victor to marry Victoria, but also, allow Emily to cross over to the afterlife. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: That's it for that black-hearted con artist, now, we got to deal with Victoria's abusive mother, and get her sent to the Gallows.

Jackie Wren: No need, Lincoln, look who we caught.

Jackie Wren dragged someone in chains towards us, it was Victoria's abusive, ugly-chinned, unloving mother, Lady Maudeline Everglot.

Lincoln: Wow, you already captured Lady Maudeline Everglot before coming to help us, nice work. And it's good to see you, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros again, Jackie Wren.

Jackie Wren: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time. And it's also good to see you again, Nicholette, Giselle, Scarlet, Silvia, Renee, Helena, Elizabeth, Selene, and Zennia.

Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, and Zennia Nikolaevna: You too, Jackie.

Lincoln went up to Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros and they hugged, and Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros were also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time that I haven't seen any of you, and as you all can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Hailey Timaeus: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know them?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. The Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World is Jackie Wren, she's the tenth Dark World Goth Girl who's not only one of my Guardian Angels, but she's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians Club, she's also an awesome bounty hunter, but she doesn't just go after any kind of criminal however: she goes after Queen Bee Mean Girls, the girls that think they're so much better than anyone because of how they come from high class life styles and they do acts of bullying and more. She's also the leader of an awesome secret underground organization that's affiliated with the FBI, INTERPOL, Scotland Yard, The CIA, and many other top law enforcement agencies called C.L.G.I.Q.B.S.M.G., The Center for the Liberation of Government Institutions from Queen Bee Socialite Mean Girls. Their mission: bring down Queen Bees who are absolute narcissists and send them to the toughest discipline schools ever for immense reeducation.

My jaw and Nico's dropped to the floor at what Lincoln just told us about Jackie Wren.

Nico: Whoa!

Me: That's so awesome!

Nico: That explains those dark vans that we saw that appeared.

Jackie Wren: That's right.

Lincoln: I knew it'd get your attention, now for the Atlantis Sisters, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Timaeus is Hailey Timaeus, and just like Timaeus, she lost her eye somehow, and now, she has a scar right over her right eye. She's also one of my awesome Guardian Angels, and she's defended me from the worst of Lisa's fury. Before she got the scar, she's really close to me. The Legendary Dragon and Knight Critias is Joan Critias, she is one of my Guardian Angels that dealt with the worst of Lola's fury, and she's done so much for me and my sisters, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Hermos is Gina Hermos, She's also one of my Guardian Sngel that's defended me from the worst of Lynn's wrath. She also has an awesome power to make many kind of weapons with a thought from any Duel Monster she can think of. She's also very gifted at arcade games and likes the same things I like and she's also awesome friends with Lori and Leni and Luna and Sam, The Divine Serpent Geh is Lola Geh, she's the strongest and most powerful of the Atlantis Gene-Slammers and she's great friends with Luna and makes awesome songs with her too. She's also one of my Guardian Angels and she's defended me from the worst of Chandler Henderson's fury and wrath, and the Orichalcos Shunoros is Emily Shunoros, she's the second strongest of the Atlantis Gene-Slammers, she's known for taking on the entirety of a local drug gang in Michigan and busting them and sending them all to prison, and she comes from a long line of people that goes all the way back to the Jomon Period in Japan in 14,000 B.C. and she's one of the people that knows how to harness the powers of the Orichalcos for good. She's also one of my Guardian Angels and she took on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at their worst.

We were stunned and amazed at what Lincoln told us about the Atlantis Gene-Slammer Girls.

Me: Holy crap, that's so awesome!

Nico: You said it, and I didn't know that one of your Guardian Angels knows how to harness the power of the Orichalcos for good, Lincoln.

Emily Shunoros: Yes, it's true, I can harness the power of the Orichalcos for good, instead of evil like Dartz long ago, and Hailey, Joan, Gina, Lola, and I got some revelations about Lisa, Lola, Lynn, Lori, Luan, and Chandler, and there's no need for you to get us back to normal.

Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros reverted back to normal, and they're six beautiful 17-year-old girls with long flowing dark purple, short neck-length light blue, dark blue, purple, short neck-length green, and long sea foam green hair, they're tall at 6'5" in height, they had the bodies of goddesses, Hailey had a scar on her right eye, they had massive colored angel wings as they reigned in the Duel Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into, and they were dressed in sleeveless closed colored blouses and open vests, sleeveless colored tops, colored skirts, colored pants, colored high-heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless trenchcoats in their favorite colors with their respected elemental forces on the coattails and on the back is the Duel Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into.

Me: Oh man! Hailey what happened to your eye?

Hailey Timaeus: It's a really strange story and it involves Lisa.

Lincoln: Wow, girls, you have some awesome outfits, and I got you all a little something.

Lincoln gave Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros six large swords with the Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Timaeus, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Critias, The Legendary Dragon and Knight Hermos, Divine Serpent Geh, and Orichalcos Shunoros etched on the six 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored dragon heads for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and four large colored dragon heads with colored gems on the bottom for the pommels.

Jackie Wren: Wow, we love the new swords you made for us, Lincoln.

Suddenly, six Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts links and colored crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.

Hailey Timaeus: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, those are Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, which means you, Jackie, Joan, Gina, Lola, and Emily are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Hailey.

The girls had smiles on their face and tears coming from their eyes, as Lincoln made five clones of himself, and the girls wrapped their arms around Lincoln and his clones' waists, and Lincoln and his clones wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on their lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Kotoura Haruka, Mifune Yuriko, and Moritani Hiyori from The Troubled Life of Miss Kotoura, Tamashiro Tsubaki from Koutetsushin Jeeg, Margaret Burton, Madlax, and Elenore Baker from Madlax, Hojo Hibiki A.K.A Cure Melody, Minamino Kanade A.K.A. Cure Rhythm, Kurokawa Ellen A.K.A. Cure Beat, and Shirabe Ako A.K.A. Cure Muse, and Princess Shokora from Wario Land.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kotoura Haruka, Mifune Yuriko, Moritani Hiyori, Tamashiro Tsubaki, Margaret Burton, Madlax, Elenore Baker, Hojo Hibiki A.K.A. Cure Melody, Minamino Kanade A.K.A. Cure Rhythm, Kurokawa Ellen A.K.A. Cure Beat, Shirabe Ako A.K.A. Cure Muse, and Princess Shokora.

Nico: From The Troubled Life of Miss Kotoura, Koutetsushin Jeeg, Suite Pretty Cure, and Wario Land, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Kotoura Haruka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Kotoura Haruka and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Lord Barkis Bittern, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Kotoura Haruka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Kotoura Haruka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kotoura Haruka, Mifune Yuriko, Moritani Hiyori, Tamashiro Tsubaki, Margaret Burton, Madlax, Elenore Baker, Hojo Hibiki A.K.A. Cure Melody, Minamino Kanade A.K.A. Cure Rhythm, Kurokawa Ellen A.K.A. Cure Beat, Shirabe Ako A.K.A. Cure Muse, and Princess Shokora with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone of the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Lord Barkis Bittern.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln, Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back. Victor and Victoria were eventually married, and Victoria cut her ties with her abusive, ugly-chinned, unloving mother, and as for Lady Maudeline Everglot, Jackie Wren handed her over to Inspector Lestrade, and after being found guilty for her crimes of abuse, she was sentenced to die in The Gallows, she was hanged and she was Super Hakaied forever, and her body was incinerated and her ashes buried in an unmarked grave forever.


After getting rid of Lord Barkis Bittern, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Jackie Wren, Hailey Timaeus, Joan Critias, Gina Hermos, Lola Geh, and Emily Shunoros saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had an atomic red blush on their faces.

Hailey Timaeus: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his abs hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Gina Hermos: That's so awesome.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself.

Jackie Wren: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, girls. So, Hailey, Joan, Gina, Lola, Emily, what's the revelations behind how you girls defended Lincoln from the worst of Lisa, Lola, Lori, Lynn, Luan, and Chandler's fury and wrath?

Hailey Timaeus: Allow me to go first. Well, let me tell you of how I got that scar over my right eye, I was walking through Royal Woods and planned to visit Lincoln. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream and it came from The Loud House, and I knew who could make that scream: it was Lincoln, and I ran inside to help him. Then, I saw him and he was chained to the table by Lisa Loud, and she had a knife in her hand and she was going to dissect him. I got so angry, I pushed Lisa off of Lincoln, and I got him out. But, before we were about to get out, that cold-hearted so-called prodigy slashed me on my right eye and I screamed. Everyone came in, and when they saw what Lisa did, Lori grabbed Lisa and tied her up. They took me to the hospital, and my right eye was so damage, it had to be removed, and now, I have that scar over my right eye, and after Mr. and Mrs. Loud heard everything, Lisa got grounded for thirteen weeks for what she did, and her grant money had to be used for my right eye surgery.

Me: OUCH!

Nico: That must've really hurt!

Eli: YIKES!

Lola: Yeah that was awful!

Joan Critias: It was really bad, and now, for Lola. One day, I was at The Loud House helping Lincoln with a project for Art Class, but then, Lola burst into the room and she was extremely furious, and she had the nerve to blame Lincoln for breaking one of her tiaras. But, he said that he wasn't in her room at the time, but she called him a liar and tried to kill him by beating him to death with a pipe she snatched out of Lisa's room. But, I wasn't going to let that pink-wearing little pageant demon do that, so I grabbed the pipe and yanked it out of her hand, and grabbed her by her dress. Then, we went downstairs and after I was done telling Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and we found out that Lana was the one who accidentally stepped on Lola's tiara, Lola got grounded for six weeks with no dessert, and Lana had to sleep in her room alone while Lola got sent to the isolation cube in the basement.

Gina Hermos: Now for Lynn, one day, I was hanging out with Lincoln at the Arcade and we were both having fun, but he got ambushed and he was suddenly being beaten up by Lynn, who was incredibly angry and pissed off. Lincoln told her that he wasn't going be treated like a punching bag and training dummy by her hours earlier, and it got her extremely mad, she wanted to kill him. So, I grabbed that miserable gym bag by her jersey and got her off Lincoln. Then, we tied her up in nylon rope, so she can't escape, and after I treated Lincoln's wounds, we dragged Lynn back home, and we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn tried to do, and as punishment, she was grounded for ten weeks, and she was sent to the isolation cube in the basement.

Lola Geh: Now, for Chandler, one day, Lincoln and I were coming home from our day at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Chandler came out and he had a knife in his hand and he decided to kill Lincoln and I, but I wasn't going to let that sleazy, red-haired, miserable sewage brat get away with it, so I punched Chandler hard in the face, and he dropped the knife. Then, I tied him up in nylon rope and instead of dragging him home, I dragged him to the Royal Woods Police Department, and I filed a complaint with the officers. They took him to a holding cell to cool off and after Mrs. Henderson was informed, she told them to let him sit there for five hours, and after he was cooled off, he was then grounded for twelve weeks for trying to kill Lincoln and I.

Emily Shunoros: And now, for Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, Lincoln and I were walking right to Gus' Games and Grub for some fun, but then, we had trouble incoming: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they had murder in their eyes: they decided they've had enough of Lincoln living and they decided to kill him in cold blood, along with Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy, Lily, Laney, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud. But, I wasn't going to let those five mean sisters get away with this, so I slugged Lori, and I threw her towards Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they weren't able to get Lori off of her, because I eventually dogpiled on them and pulverized them, and then, Lincoln and I tied them up, and dragged them back to The Loud House. We found the evidence of their plan in Lola's diary, and when I showed it to Mr. and Mrs. Loud, they were horrified and furious, along with Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy, Lily, and Laney. So, as punishment, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded for fifteen weeks, and they were sent to Aunt Ruth's until their punishment was up.

We were stunned and horrified at the revelations that we heard from the Atlantis Sisters.

Nico: Whoa, you girls really defended Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, and for Hailey, it meant that she lost her right eye thanks to Lisa, that was brutal.

Me: You said it, Nico.

Lincoln: But, no matter what happened, I was still close to Hailey even after she lost her eye thanks to Lisa, and she sacrificed her left eye to save me from Lisa's fury, and the rest of the Atlantis Sisters defended me from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler.

Eli: Hailey was a true hero and Guardian Angel for what she did to save Lincoln from Lisa, and the rest of The Atlantis Sisters really showed no mercy to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler.

Lincoln: That's right, Eli. They weren't going to let Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler get away with bullying me, or worse, murder, because the consequences will eventually come back to haunt them.

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, Iago, Wario, and his girlfriend, Mona, are heading to The Golden Pyramid for a little treasure hunt: they're going to find the treasure there, and take down The Golden Diva for good.

Lincoln: Wow, so this is The Golden Pyramid. This is going to be one awesome treasure hunt.

Princess Shokora: And not only that, but we're also going to take down The Golden Diva for good.

Iago: Nicole's going to be in for a surprise when she sees the treasure.

Lincoln, his harem, Iago, Wario, and Mona travel through the Golden Pyramid, and throughout each room, they defeat the bosses there in the rooms and in the process, they get eleven of the treasure chests in the rooms. Then, they proceed to the final room: where The Golden Diva is at, along with the last treasure chest.

Golden Diva: You would dare harm the Guardians of the Treasure, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!

Lincoln: We would.

Princess Shokora: And you have caused too much trouble for the last time.

Suddenly, Princess Shokora's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a white energy aura with cats and light, and as she approached The Golden Diva, she left white energy, cats, and light with every step.

Princess Shokora: Golden Diva, I will never forgive you for cursing me and turning me into a cat, and now, I will see to it that you never come back.

Suddenly, Princess Shokora was surrounded by a massive vortex of white energy with light surrounding it, there's a cat running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Princess Shokora emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Princess Shokora grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing red-orange hair and she still has on her crown, she has neon blue eyes and a white energy aura with lights and cats surrounding her, she has a cat holding the Lights Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cat earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Light Kanji in its paws and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and blue gems on the gold thunderbolt chain links and a Thunderbird and a cat with blue gems for eyes and the Light Kanji in the claws for the pendant, she has on a long flowing pink and white dress with a white phoenix on it, pink knee-high high heels with butterflies on them for the buckle, and a long pink sleeveless trenchcoat with lights and cats on the coattails and on the back is a cat and a crown surrounded by lights, and Princess Shokora has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her left ring finger with pink gemstone on the ring and Star Sapphire Corps Ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Princess Shokora felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red-orange angel wings with pink tips on the red-orange feathers, sprouted out from her back.

Princess Shokora has a new large sword in her hand called Bastet's Celestial Feline Sword of Celestial Justice, it's a new large sword with the Egyptian Deity, Bastet, etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red-orange blade, two cat heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large cat heads with red gems for eyes and in the open mouths and a red gem on the bottom of the cat heads for the pommel, Princess Shokora has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red-orange gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold cat head with red-orange gems for eyes and a large red-orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large red-orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red-orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the cat that said, "Princess Shokora, Princess of An Ancient Forgotten Kingdom, Friend of Wario, Treasure Hunter of The Golden Kingdom, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Cats and Light."

ショコラ姫、古代の忘れられた王国の王女、ワリオの友、黄金の王国のトレジャーハンター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、邪悪な殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生教師、そして猫と光のマスター

Princess Shokora has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CELESTIAL ROYAL FELINE TREASURE HUNTER PRINCESS ANGEL OF CELESTIAL JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

When Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when The Golden Diva saw it, she fell into a rage, and in the process, she revealed her true hideous face, as the porcelain masks were destroyed.

Princess Shokora: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Feline and Divine Love) Lincoln, shall we deal with The Golden Diva once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Princess Shokora.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of hoarding the treasure are over, Golden Diva.

Lincoln and Princess Shokora went after the Golden Diva, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rose red energy, rose petals, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Cats at The Golden Diva, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and then, they attacked her with their massive swords and left very painful scars that couldn't be healed. Then, they fired powerful energy blasts, which obliterated The Golden Diva, and she was sent to The Black Gates for good. Everyone cheered as Lincoln and Princess Shokora holster their massive swords on their backs and powered down, and Princess Shokora's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Princess Shokora and Lincoln shared a passionate and romantic kiss and hug, and then, they got the treasure, and they came back home to The World Tree Estate.

Nicole: Hey, guys, how was your trip?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nicole. We went to the Golden Pyramid, and not only did we take down the Golden Diva, but look what we got!

Lincoln showed us the twelve treasure chests they got at the Golden Pyramid, and when Nicole saw the mass fortune of gold and jewels in the twelve treasure chests, her eyes went wide with shock and awe.

Nicole Knudson: Whoa, you found the treasure at the Golden Pyramid and took down The Golden Diva?! That's so awesome!

Lincoln: Not only that, but Princess Shokora also transformed as well.

We saw the fight, and Princess Shokora transformed, and we were amazed.

Nico: Now, that was so awesome!

Me: You said it, Nico.

Lincoln sent the treasure to the museum, and it was put under extreme security, so no one tries to get their grubby hands on it.


Later it was time for Gali's first ever Ambassador Mission and it was gonna be a really dangerous and brutal one as we go and meet the Kamen Riders of Hibiki.

Gali: I'm really excited about all this.

Me: Me too Gali. This will be awesome.

Nico: Yeah but the sad thing is that the Hibiki Kamen Riders didn't help us out during the 20 Days of Darkness. But we still owe all the Kamen Riders big time for helping us out.

Eli: Yeah and that was a big honor to meet them too.

Nico: It sure was.

Nick Russell: Gali, I hope you don't mind me going with you. (gestures to a Rabbid) This little guy over here is just along for the ride.

Gali: I understand Nick. As long as he doesn't do anything troubling.

Nick Russell: Good.

Me: Me, Nico and Eli will be going with on the Kamen Rider Ambassador Missions because they are both awesome and we owe a huge debt to each of them.

Nico: Yep.

Gali: This will be amazing. Lets head out.

We were off to Japan.

In Japan we saw Hitoshi and Iori fighting a bunch of Kaidouji Makamou and they were all over the place!

Hitoshi: There's not end to them!

The Makadou made monkey hoots.

But then red and blue and green energy blasts all hit the Kaidouji Makamou and blasted them all apart into oblivion in fiery explosions!

Gali: Looks like we got here just in time!

Hitoshi: (glares at Gali) Another Makamou, I presume?

Iori: I think we know how to deal with these by now, Hitoshi.

Hitoshi nodded. He pinged his Henshin Onsa Onkaku while Iori pinged his Henshin Onibue Onteki. Hitoshi turned into Kamen Rider Hibiki while Iori turned into Kamen Rider Ibuki.

Me: Looks like I'll help to!

I pinged my Henshin Onsa Onkaku and I transformed into my PHOENIX HIBIKI ONI FORM!

Me: YEAH!

Hitoshi: Wow!

Iori: (to Hitoshi) I'll take on the blue one. You can have the other one!

Hitoshi: Got it!

Hitoshi threw a punch at me while Iori charged at Gali.

I caught Hitoshi's punch!

Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 私たちはマカモウの一員ではありません!私たちは友達で、皆さんに会いに来て手伝ってくれました。(We are not part of the Makamou! We're friends and we came to meet you all and help out.)

Hitoshi: Really?

Me: Yes.

I took off my helmet and he recognized me!

Hitoshi: J.D. Knudson! Wow it's an honor.

Iori: Wait J.D. Knudson as in J.D. Knudson the leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: Former Leader.

Nico: Now I'm the leader.

Gali: And I'm not with the Makamou either. My name is Gali and I'm the Toa of Water.

Iori: Oh my goodness. Sorry.

Hitoshi: We must be the first Kamen Riders to personally meet you guys.

Nico: Yes you are and we had previous encounters with some of your fellow Riders last year.

Eli: We sure did. It's a big honor. My name is Eli Winston Bullock and I'm J.D.'s Little brother.

Nick Russell: And I'm Nick Russell, leader of the Mystic Force Rangers.

Me: You might know them as the Magirangers.

Hitoshi: Wow it's an honor.

Me: We met your fellow Riders from over the years during one of the darkest times in our team's history.

Iori: You mean the 20 Days of Darkness?

Hitoshi: Yeah we heard so much about what happened from some of our fellow riders and it was awful that you went through all that.

Nico: It sure was. But it was an awesome honor to have your fellow riders help us out.

Me: Darn shame you guys didn't help though.

Iori: Yeah sorry.

Nick Russell: Oh, and this little guy is a Rabbid. We just met them yesterday.

Rabbid: (Gibberish)

Me: They are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.

Hitoshi: I see. J.D. how did you get a Kamen Rider form?

Me: I watched all your adventures on the internet and they are all so awesome. So far I revealed forms for Hibiki, Kabuto, Kiva, Den-O and Decade. It's all really cool.

Nico: Boy it sure is.

Hitoshi: Why don't we show you around our base?

Me: It would be an honor.

We followed them.

Me: It must be hard battling Makamou's for you all.

Hitoshi: It's a good job for us.

Eli: It sure is.

I then sensed something and we saw A GIANT CRAB MAKAMOU!

Me: BAKEGANI! I got this!

I fired an energy blast and blew him into oblivion!

Nico: YEAH!

Iori: Wow! Your power is incredibly powerful!

Gali: Years of training made him like that.

We arrived at the Hibiki Temple.

Iori: Here we are.

Me: The Hibiki Temple. Really nice place.

Nico: It sure is nice and awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Gali: I think it's an amazing place that fits for a great base of operations out here.

Nico: I agree. Totally secluded and far away from Tokyo.

Hitoshi: Yes it's home.

Nico: Nice place.

Hitoshi: You know, J.D., I'm very well trained too.

Me: That's awesome. It took me years to get to where I'm at in my level of power. Lots of blood, sweat, tears and a drive to protect everyone including everyone I love.

Nico: That is true. Same with me and Eli and everyone on the team.

Nick Russell: It's a big job too.

Gali: That's right and with great power comes great responsibility.

Me: I take it you guys have heard about many of our most powerful and devastating adventures.

Iori: We sure have and they are amazing.

Hitoshi: They are amazing and we heard about what happened with Team Buktu. And we did not by that crap about them being heroes one bit.

Iori: They were fakes ruining your good name.

Me: That means a lot to us greatly.

Hitoshi: Being an Oni Rider isn't easy. There are no shortcuts. To be an Oni Rider, you have to go through a lot of hard work.

Me: That's exactly like what I learned over in the Hidden Leaf Village when I helped my brother Naruto train to get strong. There are No Shortcuts to becoming Hokage, it takes a lot of hard work and skills as well as a great sense of leadership.

Nico: Very coincidental.

Hitoshi: It sure is.

Me: Yeah. I didn't get to becoming the leader by shortcuts. I had to earn my position. It was not easy.

Nico: It also worked with me too. I worked hard to get the position.

Me: Nico displayed incredible leadership skills last year during some of our biggest and major missions. Mostly during the battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm. But after he had a terrible nightmare, I knew the time came to pass the torch to him.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: And Nico earned the position fair and square.

Hitoshi: That is amazing.

Iori: Tomizo's out for the day. But next time, you guys will meet him.

Me: Awesome.

Gali: I can't wait to meet more of your friends too.

The Rabbid tried to put Hitoshi's Disk Animal in his mouth but Nico stopped him.

Nico: No! That's not food!

Me: Yeah they aren't that bright.

Hitoshi: That's okay.

Nick Russell: (sees something) Guys, I think we might have to head out soon.

Me: What is it?

We then saw OKUBI THE WASP MAKAMOU!

Me: Okubi the Wasp Makamou!

Eli: That is one ugly bug!

Nico: Geez, it can fly too?!

Me: Yeah. This is gonna be awesome.

Nick Russell: It sure will.

Me: Now lets go squish this bug!

Nick Russell: Magical Source, Mystic Force!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

He transformed!

Nick Russell: FEARSOME AS FIRE! RED MYSTIC RANGER!

Nico: It's time to kick some ugly bug butt!

Me: If we ever face Man and Woman, I'll blast the real ones into oblivion for their crimes.

Nico: Yeah they survived for far too long.

Eli: Yep.

Hitoshi: Lets do it!

Hitoshi and Iori pinged their Henshin Onsa Onkaku changers and they transformed!

Nick changed his Magi Staff to Wand mode and shot a blast of flame at Obuki.

Nick: FIRE!

He burned it all over!

Me: Chew on this! KAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAA MEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a powerful red Kamehameha blast and it hit Obuki and exploded!

MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: Down to his last legs.

The Rabbid jumped on Obuki, cheering as it tried to get him off.

Nico: (to Hitoshi and Iori) If you two got any finishers, might want to use them now! Gali can join in too!

Hitoshi: You got it!

Iori: Lets do it!

Nico got the Rabbid off.

Gali slashed Obuki all over and blasted it with water and Hitoshi pulverized Obuki with his Drum Mallots and Iori blasted it with music from his trumpet blaster and Obuki exploded!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: Take that!

Hitoshi: This was awesome for our first team up with you guys.

Me: It sure was!

Nico: Yeah!

Nick Russell: It was really fun too.

Gali: It sure was.

We came back.

May: How did it go?

Me: Really awesome.

We told everyone and they were amazed.

Nico: It was awesome.

Gali: We had a lot of fun on this one.

May: I think Twilight should be one of the people going with you next.

Gali: Good idea.

Twilight Sparkle: That's an awesome idea.

Me: It sure is.


We were walking around the mall.

Nico: Nice that to be at the mall.

Ruka: Nice to be at the mall with no terrorists attacking.

Me: It sure is. Thank goodness.

But then we smelled the really familiar stench of gasoline and burning flesh.

Me: Uh oh. I know those smells anywhere.

We saw people dead and they were burned alive!

Flint: Did these people... kill themselves?!

I went over.

Me: Yeah they sure did. Poured gasoline on themselves and lit themselves on fire.

Meg Griffin: Just like what happened with me. Peter Griffin told people about how ugly I looked so whenever they looked at me they would set themselves on fire.

Nico: Stupid moron!

Me: Fucking assholes! That testicle-chinned douchebag really made your life hell. Wanted to make sure you have no friends at all.

We then saw a beautiful girl wearing all blue and yellow clothes and she had beautiful blonde hair and the people were killing themselves over her!

Aligned Megatron: (in disbelief) This is why they were killing themselves?!

Maria: I know, right?!

Me: Wait a second. Natalia? Natalia Shevchenk?

Natalia Shevchenk: (Ukrainian Accent) J.D.!? Wow!

We went over and hugged.

Me: I missed you so much.

Natalia Shevchenk: Me too J.D.

Me: Wow it's awesome to see you here in America.

Natalia Shevchenk: It sure is.

Nico: It's awesome to meet you too.

Natalia Shevchenk: It's an honor to meet you all.

Me: Everyone this is Natalia Shevchenk. She's from the Ukraine and one of my many international friends.

Nico: Awesome to meet you Natalia.

Natalia: Pleasure is all mine.

Eli: I like your hair. It's beautiful.

Natalia Shevchenk: Thank you.

Optimus: This is why you people were killing yourselves?!

Man: You shouldn't be friends with an ugly girl like her!

Nico: (grabs him by the throat) Don't ever call her that! And for that matter, give us all your lighters!

They were scared and did so.

Me: And another thing?

POW!

I punched the man in his face and broke his nose and knocked out his teeth!

Me: Natalia is not ugly at all! She is beautiful! Unlike you!

I then unsheathed my sword and slashed the man in his chest and carved UGLY FUCKER into it.

I did the same with everyone that thought Natalia was ugly.

Natalia Shevchenk: Thank you. You all defended me from those monsters.

Me: Anytime Natalia.

Nico: Serves them right. Bunch of ingrates.

Lola: Yeah they wouldn't know what good beauty is if it came up and kicked them in their balls!

Squidward: YEAH!

We went back to the estate.

RD Lola: What Zenkaiger Gears have you completed today, Nico?

Nico: (apologetically) Sorry, I only managed to complete one for Dairanger.

William: No worries, buddy.

Me: We still have plenty of time till May 21st for you to make the whole set.

Nico: True.

Lucy Loud: I'll use the Dairanger Gear.

Nico: Okay.

Camie: Boy that was a crazy trip to the mall.

Eli: It sure was.

Sirius: Yeah those buttfaces. They don't know the first good thing about beauty.

Then Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Sportsmaster, Mummy, and Diabolico appeared.

Killer Shrike: Can me, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Sportsmaster, Mummy, and Diabolico go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can.

Me: And I have just the mission for us. We're going into the world of this game.

I went to the computer and pulled up a really cool game called Stardew Valley.

Me: Stardew Valley.

Shiva: Awesome! 2016 Morbucks plays that game all the time. It's really fun to watch.

Nico: That's cool!

Me: Yep. And our target is this store.

I pulled up the history of JOJAMART!


JojaMart is the main antagonistic faction of Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone's indie simulation role-playing game Stardew Valley. A branch of the tyrannical Joja Corporation in Stardew Valley, the JojaMart seeks to rebuild Pelican Town in its own image, overworking employees and running competitors out of business until it can establish full corporate dominance over the town and its inhabitants.

Biography
In the prologue, the player works in an office cubicle run by Joja Corporation and is deeply unsatisfied with their current life. To escape Joja Corporation's grasp, the player quits their job and moves to Stardew Valley, where they can start a new life as a farmer. However, while they have left their previous job behind, the player soon realizes that Joja too has established a foothold in the countryside in the form of the JojaMart, run by the local businessman Morris. As manager and customer service representative, Morris lures the townspeople to his store with the promise of low prices in hopes of putting his competitor, Pierre, out of business.

Depending on the player's choices, they can either fight against the JojaMart's expansion or join them, which can be decided by buying a JojaMart membership for 5000g. If the player buys the membership, Mayor Lewis will sell the town's community center to Morris, which will be converted into a warehouse for Joja products, and the player can give money to the store to repair the town as Morris sees fit, which will reward the player with a soda machine that gives Joja Cola.

If the player refuses the membership, and instead donates goods to repair the community center, JojaMart will remain a constant presence in Pelican Town, overworking employees such as Shane and Sam and polluting the river with trash and Joja Cola. When the community center is finally completed, the JojaMart will be run out of business by Pierre, who defeats Morris in a fistfight. After this, Joja Corporation leaves Stardew Valley for good and the JojaMart is closed for termination.


Nico: Whoa! We're going after JojaMart.

Me: Yep. And we're going to put that evil market out of business.

Beelzemon: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet an Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer next and I know one person that fits for that one: Meridith McHenrickson.

He told us all about her.

From Scotland, Meridith went to Nico's Gym Class and she is a really strong and powerful girl. Not just with Evolved Vaxasaurian power but also she was born with incredibly powerful superhuman strength and can easily lift up a whole house with one hand tied behind her back. Also she is known for lifting up a weight that weighed as much as a whole building and it was awesome! She and Nico were very close back then too.

Me: Whoa! She is amazingly strong!

Eli: Wow! That is awesome!

Natalia Shevchenk: That is awesome.

Camie: I agree. She is strong enough to lift up a whole building? That is amazing.

Me: I have just the archenemy for her. But it'll have to wait till the day after tomorrow.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed an energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Joan Delenney's deranged and psychotic ex-brother, David Delenney, he's broken out of his prison in Westfinster, and he's out for bloody revenge on Joan Delenney and Lincoln. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Joan, you and I aren't going to like this one bit: the energy signal I sensed belongs to your deranged and psychotic ex-brother, David Delenney, he's broken out of his prison in Westfinster, and he's out for bloody revenge on you and me.

Joan Delenney gasped in shock, along with Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats.

Joan Delenney: I can't believe it, I thought that I'd finally be done with my ex-brother after I got him arrested and sent him to prison for life. How did he break out, Lincoln?

Lincoln: He broke a prison guard's neck and ripped his head off his shoulders, and then, he unlocked the doors of his cell, and before he escaped, he murdered a couple more prison guards, along with a couple of inmates.

Me: (Horrified) My God.

Nico: Damn, this isn't good.

Heathcliff: So, how are you and Joan going to punish him, Lincoln?

Lincoln: As much as he deserves to die, he's going right back to prison, but he'll have the Heaven's Judgement Curse on him, but it'll be reworked, like The Curse of The Cobra, and in one year's time, Jack Delenney will die, and the curse will activate and the demons will drag him to hell for good.

Joan Delenney: Now, that's a good idea, Lincoln.

Nico: You said it, Joan.

Marinette: A battle between the descendant of Joan of Arc and Lincoln Loud against her evil demonic brother, who's now a completely deranged psychopath.

Me: An epic battle between the two Angels of Heavenly, Universal, and Elemental Justice against the deranged and psychotic ex-brother of Joan of Arc's descendant, this is going to be one epic battle.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: The Angels of Heaven Vs. The Demonic Brother From Hell, this is going to be one that will rock the field, and call me crazy, I can't help but get the feeling that me and the crew are about to be introduced to our archenemies in The Masters of Evil later on today.

Nico: I actually have that same feeling too, TLPS Mr. Wolf, and if it's who I think it is. But, we'll find out about that later.

We were off.


We arrived in the world of Stardew Valley.

Me: Wow! So this is Stardew Valley.

Eli: It sure is beautiful.

Shiva: (looks around) All kinds of crops are here. (sees something) Including Blue Jazz.

Me: It's beautiful and prosperous.

Nico: I'll say.

RD Sam Sharp: Which heroes are we looking for?

Me: Well that's the hard part. You have to make your own hero for the game.

RD Sam Sharp: Wow. That is tough.

Me: That's why we have to use the power of our imaginations.

I then used my imagination powers and I made a girl with brown hair and she had farm clothes on.

Me: Everyone meet Hayley Tomlinson.

Nico: Awesome!

Hayley Tomlinson: Thanks for making me J.D.

Me: You're welcome Hayley. Stardew Valley is amazing. Also this will put our farming skills to the test.

Applejack: YEEHAW! That will be fun.

Crimson Dynamo: I heard those people who killed themselves were from Quahog.

Nico: Yes they were.

Laney: I hope you all give Peter Griffin the biggest paddling ever for enforcing that "If You See Meg Burn Yourselves To Death" rule.

Crimson Dynamo: Oh you can count on that.

Back at the M.O.E. headquarters in Montana, Vypra and Dark were giving Peter Griffin the most brutal spanking ever! He was crying hard as he was strapped to a table naked and was lying on his stomach and he was getting the worst paddling of his life!

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

Vypra and Dark were whacking his big butt hard!

Vypra: This is what you get for driving people to kill themselves!

WHAP WHAP WHAP!

Dark Spicer: YEAH FATTY!

WHAP!

LONG FART!

Peter Griffin: Oops sorry.

Shadow the Hedgehog: (sees a Rabbid about to eat a crop) No, those are not meant to be eaten yet!

Nico: Yeah we have to grow them first.

Layla Williams: And with our powers it won't be a problem.

Laney: Yep.

Me: First we have to clear away the stuff in the plots and gardens.

Tara: The Earth users can do that.

Applejack: YEEHAW! Lets do it!

They got to work and cleared all the crud.

Then we got to work and made awesome crops and plants.

Captain Boomerang: (smirks) (Australian Accent) Oh, don't worry, mates. Peter's still gonna be in the Masters of Evil. (laughs) Just so Gabriel can keep beating him up!

Nico: That's fine as long as you guys spank him for everything he did to Meg.

We laughed.

Laney: That is true.

Lana: Hey guys remember during the humiliations we did with Peter and when we gave him the strongest beer around?

Poromon: That was awesome!

Nico: Yeah it was!

Gabriel: For all the crimes I did as Hawk Moth, I was NEVER abusive to Adrien.

Borth: You didn't fart in his face either.

Majar: Or tell people to light themselves on fire if they saw him.

Nico: That's for sure or tell bullies to make his life miserable.

Meg: That all happened to me.

Nico: Those people of Quahog were a bunch of morons. No offense to Joe, Cleveland, Jillian, Brian, Stewie or anyone on our side.

Joe Swanson: None taken Nico.

We were really harvesting crops.

Lola: Homer I played this awesome game called The Simpsons Tapped Out and it was awesome.

Homer: That was a cool one.

Nico: FYI, guys, not all the Kamen Rider Ambassador missions will be in the order each series aired in. Some will be out of order.

Mummy: That's fine by us.

Me: Thanks for the heads up Nico.

Laney: That is good.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Kairi Yano: I get what you're saying Nico. Take me and Kei-Chan for example. Our teams came before the ToQgers, Zyuoghers, and Kyurangers. And you guys met us before them.

Octopunch: Exactly Nico's point.

Nico: That is correct. Your team joined us first before they did.

Me: And we discovered really awesome revelations on how Maxxor and Dark based their trademark lines from you guys.

Maxxor: That is true.

Nico: Yep.

One of the Rabbids was playing with one of the lighters that Nico took from the stupid people.

Wolf: No! That's not something you should be playing with!

Nico took the lighters back.

Eddy: Now guys don't play with those. They are dangerous.

Eli: Yeah.

Lady Deathstrike: (Japanese Accent) You have to admit that the Rabbids provide a good laugh.

Nico: They sure do Yuriko. And they are funny as well.

Rayman: Yeah the Rabbids are awesome and funny to get along with.

Me: Yep they sure are.

Diabolico: We just need to stop them from killing themselves.

Nico: Yeah.

Rayman: Don't worry, the Rabbids are not that easy to kill.

Nico: But it's funny though.

We later had made a lot of baskets full of lots of fruit and vegetables.

Me: WHEW! Man nothing like a lot of farm work to put some hair on your chest.

Nico: Yep.

Patrick: Boy you said it.

Patrick showed that he had chest hairs.

Patrick: Doesn't this make me manly?

Coconuts: Can I get back to you on that one?

SpongeBob: Oh that's just Patrick for you.

Grounder: I think it looks awesome.

CLANG!

Grounder: OUCH!

Grounder got hit in the head from Scratch.

Scratch: I think it looks silly you dumbbot!

Pesto: That is still a great gag.

Me: Classic as the Goodfeathers.

Pesto: Classic? What do you mean by that?

Me: Just saying that is was classic like you guys even after all this time. You know.

Pesto: No I don't know. Are you saying that I'm a relic? That I belong in some dusty old museum here to amuse you?

Me: No that's not what I'm saying.

Pesto: I am a classic?

Me: Yeah that's what I'm saying.

Pesto: THAT'S IT! (Jumps at me)

I defended myself and then…

ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Lightning emitted from me and I electrocuted Pesto and knocked him down.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: That was close. Sorry Pesto.

Pesto: (Stupid Talk) Mommy please read me a story.

Rolf: (laughs) You think that makes you a man?!

Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: Dudes, hit the deck!

Deker: Why?

Rolf: This! (RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT)

We saw that his back was totally covered in hair!

Rolf: Is what it is to be a man!

Me: (SCREAMS) (COVERS EYES) MY EYES! THEY BURN!

Nico: WHOA! That is a lot of back hair!

Patrick: (pouts) Aww. Those are way hairier then mine!

Gantu: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT?!

Nico: All right guys that's enough.

Eli: Yeah lets focus on the mission.

Me: Yeah. (Blubbers) But that was funny.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: And it looks like our target is here.

We saw JOJAMART!

Sportsmaster: Let's get into positions.

Nico: Everyone, hide!

We hid.

We got ready and we came out and we saw The owner of the store Morris.

Nico: Morris.

Laney: What a jerk.

Me: No way are we going to let that monster take over.

Manterror: Entrance time.

We went at him.

Morris: Soon my store will be king!

But then the spirits of the Horrors of the Elements all swirled around him and then converged and then a massive dragon of stars came out and then roared and fired an energy blast from its mouth and then the blast hit the ground and we came out.

Nico: Morris you are under arrest.

Me: You are not taking over this beautiful and peaceful valley on our watch!

Morris: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Nico: That's right!

Billy Numerous: Let's see you deal with this army!

He formed 310 clones.

Naruto: And this army. MULTI SHADOW CLONE!

Naruto formed 620 clones!

Nico: Get ready for a merciless buttkicking!

Then Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Stratos, Ice Demon, Myotismon, Gator Ghoul, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, and Spymaster appeared.

Nico: Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Stratos, Ice Demon, Myotismon, Gator Ghoul, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, and Spymaster.

Spymaster: Nice place this valley.

Me: Boy it sure is.

Laney: And it put our farming skills to the test.

Applejack: We all had a good time on this.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: You guys grew some nice crops.

Maria: Thank you.

Me: It was fun.

Stratos: And there's no way Morris is gonna get to them.

Me: No way.

Ice Demon: Just make sure the Rabbits don't end up accidentally destroying them.

Me: We won't.

Myotismon: (to Nico) I heard you met Dennis the Menace.

Nico: We sure did and he was awesome.

Gator Ghoul: Menace, my scaly ass.

Nico: Yeah he's only a kid. But he is a great and funny one. And we busted Switchblade Sam too.

Spymaster: Oh man! I heard about him. He was dangerous.

Me: Yep. Wanted in 12 states for robbing towns blind.

Laney: But at least he is where he belongs now.

Sirius: In prison where they locked him up and they threw away the key.

Frankenstein then appeared.

Nico: Back for round 2 Frankenstein?

Frankenstein: Yep and it's gonna be awesome.

Laney: Cool.

Frankenstein: Congratulations on your first in person Kamen Rider meeting.

Gali: Thanks. It was awesome.

Me: Yeah.

Vypra: Oh, Nico, brace yourself: we also have some new archenemies for The TLPS Bad Guys Gang.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: I knew it, that feeling I had this morning is true.

TLPS Mr. Shark: Same here, so, who's our archenemies?

?: That would be us.

Suddenly, we saw exactly who it was, it was Captain Ginyu, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, and Bonyu.

Nico: Captain Ginyu, Burter, Recoome, Guldo.

King Vegeta: And Bonyu.

Captain Ginyu: Surprised to see us back from the dead?

Me: You bet we are. But, we've never met before, Bonyu.

Bonyu: I'm afraid not, J.D. You see, I'm a former member of The Ginyu Force, and from what you all can see, I look just like Jeice, and I don't know if any of you know this, but, Jeice is my brother.

This stunned us.

Me: Whoa, I didn't know that Jeice is your brother.

Lincoln: Same with us.

Vegeta: We have, but Bonyu wasn't able to keep up with the rest of the Ginyu Force. She hasn't been heard from since then. So, Vypra recruited you, since you heard your brother was in the Masters of Evil, and brought the rest of the Ginyu Force back.

Burter: That's right. Working for Frieza was nothing but a pain, but working for Vypra, that's a good change for us.

Nico: And you've probably heard that Frieza is now dead and gone for good, and he's never coming back.

Captain Ginyu: Good, to tell the truth, none of us truly like him anyways.

Lori: What he's done, he deserves to die hated by all. So, which of the TLPS Bad Guys gang have you chosen as your archenemies?

Captain Ginyu: Easy, I get TLPS Mr. Wolf.

Burter: I've already gotten TLPS Mr. Shark.

Recoome: I've chosen TLPS Mr. Snake.

Guldo: I've chosen TLPS Mr. Piranha.

Bonyu: Which leaves me with TLPS Ms. Tarantula.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's more than perfect for us, and you Ginyus are in for the surprise of a lifetime with us.

Goku: Just watch it when facing them, guys.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Don't worry, we will, Master Goku. Besides, we have more than a few tricks up our sleeves.

We got the usual battles underway.


Flare Corona, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Sarah Connor, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion - Nico's Rescue


Mortal Kombat Scorpion was first.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona) Nico met a new friend on his rescue. One that will be VERY useful in humiliations.

Flare Corona: He sure did and it's Dennis Mitchell. He was awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: Now things are gonna get really funny.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yes and it will be great to see how he does it.

Sunburn: That will be awesome to see.

Sarah Connor: I would hate to be the unlucky son of a bitch that crosses him.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (LAUGHS) I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Flare Corona: YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Baihumon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Kayley, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon, and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan - Lincoln's rescue


Stratos was next.

Stratos: (to Baihumon) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Corpse Bride. How was it?

Baihumon: It went really well and we killed Lord Barkis Bittern and gotten Lady Maudeline Everglot executed in the gallows for her crimes.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was awesome!

Scootaloo: Those 2 jerks had it coming for their crimes.

Whirlwind: Yeah thsy sure did.

Kayley: What's ironic is that Lord Barkis Bittern was poisoned by the poison ment for Victor.

Stratos: Good riddance to bad rubbish. Later on we're going to have a mission for Corpse Bride. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and energy and smashed him down.

Baihumon: A Victory for the Sovereign of The West!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Thetis, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Jack & Jill, RD Sam Sharp and Sirens (Samurai Jack) VS The Ice Demon - Meeting a Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World Gene-Slammer


Ice Demon was next.

Ice Demon: (to Thetis) I heard you guys met a Grapha, Dragon Lord of Dark World Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Thetis: Her name is Jackie Wren and she is a really awesome girl.

Rarity: Oh she most sure is darlings and she is also a bounty hunter.

Sweetie Belle: But she goes after a really particularly awesome target. She goes after Queen Bee girls.

Gill Grunt: She's part of a secret organization affiliated with the big law agencies all over the world and it's called C.L.G.I.Q.B.S.M.G., The Center for the Liberation of Government Institutions from Queen Bee Socialite Mean Girls. Their mission: bring down Queen Bees who are absolute narcissists and send them to the toughest discipline schools ever for immense reeducation.

Ice Demon: Wow! That is amazing.

Jack (BIT): It sure is cool!

Jill (BIT): It sure is and those dirtbag girls had it coming.

Ice Demon: They sure did. Lets do it!

They fired waves of jewels, water, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Thetis: YEAH!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Nico, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Link, Zelda, Vegeta and Shadow the Hedgehog VS Myotismon - People burning themselves at the mall


Myotismon was next.

Myotismon: (to Nico) I heard people burned themselves at the mall. Good thing you confiscated their lighters.

Nico: No kidding there. Bunch of brainless idiots thinking that beautiful girls are ugly.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah what a bunch of morons!

Starshine Sparkle: Peter Griffin destroyed their brains.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah what a bunch of dumb idiots!

Spyro: They have no smarts at all.

Link: No kidding! Find the rest of those evil idiots and throw them all into a volcano to be sacrificed.

Zelda: No kidding!

Myotismon: That would be fitting for them. Lets do it! (Echoing) GRISLY WING!

He fired a wave of bats.

Nico: (Echoing) EVIL INFERNO!

Nico fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves magic and smashed him down.

Nico: RIGHT ON BABY!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Becca Chang, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Mega Man, Roll, Dr. Light, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul - Natalia Shevchank is beautiful and those people are stupid to think she's ugly.


Gator Ghoul was next.

Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) Natalia Shevchank is beautiful. Those people are stupid to think she's ugly.

Becca Chang: Yeah what kind of brainless moron would say that!?

Fluttershy: I would have to say Peter Griffin.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding! What a brainless moron.

Stealth Elf: Yeah what a dirtbag.

Mega Man: He should be spanked till his butt bleeds.

Roll: Yeah he brought this on himself.

Dr. Light (Mega Man): I agree on that.

Gator Ghoul: Me too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.

Becca Chang: Oh yeah!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Ant Man, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Octopunch and Radeeder VS Top - Gali's Ambassador Mission


Top was next.

Top: (to Ant Man) I heard today was Gali's first Ambassador mission. How was it?

Ant Man: It went really well and was awesome. Gali, Nico, J.D., Eli and Nick destroyed 5 monsters there.

Applejack: They were ugly things and they were making weird animal noises too.

Apple Bloom: Yeah! They were strange too.

Flashwing: I thought they were ugly too.

Mario: (Italian Accent) I most-a agree.

Luigi: (Italian Accent) Same-a with me.

Princess Peach: Me too guys.

Top: Wow we're going to be in for an awesome challenge when we meet the Hibiki team. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Ant Man: YEAH BABY!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Brody Romero, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ninja Steel Rangers, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster - Nico's rescue in Bubsy's World


Taskmaster was next.

Taskmaster: (to Brody) Heard Nico's rescue yesterday was in Bubsy's World. How was it?

Brody Romero: Went really awesomely well. They went to stop the Woolies from stealing all the yard in the world.

Taskmaster: What in the world were they gonna do with all that yarn?

Starlight Glimmer: Well it certainly wasn't for making the worlds largest fluffy sweater.

Cozy Glow: They wanted to collect all that yarn for themselves.

Hex: Yeah what a bunch of yarn-hoarding dirtbags.

Calvin: But that was awesome to take them down.

Taskmaster: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, lightning, magic and bones and smashed him down.

Brody Romero: YEAH BABY!

Starlight Glimmer: That was great!


Emma Goodall, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu - Lincoln's rescue yesterday


Dayu was next.

Dayu: (to Emma) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Sugar Plum Candy Factory. How was it?

Emma Goodall: Went really awesome and well. It was to solve the mystery of the green globs and that was also the factory where the Mystery Inc. Gang met Cass Elliot.

Dayu: She was a famous actress and singer from the 70s wasn't she?

Emma Goodall: Yes she sure was. And she was awesome back then.

Pinkie Pie: She sure was and also cool too.

Featherweight: The Green Globs were trying to smuggle $2,000,000.00 in gold bricks out of the country in Cass Elliot's candy bars.

Sprocket: It was really awesome how they set it up.

Simba: But we stopped them. And Lincoln cursed Nor too.

Timon: She was that mook of a girl that Selene Slytherin got expelled.

Pumbaa: Yeah and she deserved it too.

Scratch: They sure did.

Grounder: I thought she was expelled already.

CLANG!

Grounder got hit in the head again.

Grounder: OUCH!

Scratcher: She already got expelled you dumbbot!

Dayu: That's good she got cursed. Lets do it!

Emma Goodall: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!

She turned into the White Wild Force Ranger!

They fired waves of energy, lightning, metal and gears and smashed her down.

Emma Goodall: That's a Super Mega Win!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Shanan, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Helen Lyle, Gantu and Panda King VS Vulkanus - The Atlantis Siblings are awesome


Vulkanus was next.

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) The Atlantis Siblings are awesome. And so are their Gene Slammed forms!

Shanan: You said it there! Especially Hayley Timaeus and she looks cool with a scar like that.

Princess Celestia: Yeah each of their stories is awesome.

Amber Morning: Boy they sure are mom.

FLASHBACK

Hailey Timaeus: Allow me to go first. Well, let me tell you of how I got that scar over my right eye, I was walking through Royal Woods and planned to visit Lincoln. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream and it came from The Loud House, and I knew who could make that scream: it was Lincoln, and I ran inside to help him. Then, I saw him and he was chained to the table by Lisa Loud, and she had a knife in her hand and she was going to dissect him. I got so angry, I pushed Lisa off of Lincoln, and I got him out. But, before we were about to get out, that cold-hearted so-called prodigy slashed me on my right eye and I screamed. Everyone came in, and when they saw what Lisa did, Lori grabbed Lisa and tied her up. They took me to the hospital, and my right eye was so damaged, it had to be removed, and now, I have this scar over my right eye, and after Mr. and Mrs. Loud heard everything, Lisa got grounded for thirteen weeks for what she did, and her grant money had to be used for my right eye surgery.

Me: OUCH!

Nico: That must've really hurt!

Eli: YIKES!

Lola: Yeah that was awful!

Joan Critias: It was really bad, and now, for Lola. One day, I was at The Loud House helping Lincoln with a project for Art Class, but then, Lola burst into the room and she was extremely furious, and she had the nerve to blame Lincoln for breaking one of her tiaras. But, he said that he wasn't in her room at the time, but she called him a liar and tried to kill him by beating him to death with a pipe she snatched out of Lisa's room. But, I wasn't going to let that pink-wearing little pageant demon do that, so I grabbed the pipe and yanked it out of her hand, and grabbed her by her dress. Then, we went downstairs and after I was done telling Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and we found out that Lana was the one who accidentally stepped on Lola's tiara, Lola got grounded for six weeks with no dessert, and Lana had to sleep in her room alone while Lola got sent to the isolation cube in the basement.

Gina Hermos: Now for Lynn, one day, I was hanging out with Lincoln at the Arcade and we were both having fun, but he got ambushed and he was suddenly being beaten up by Lynn, who was incredibly angry and pissed off. Lincoln told her that he wasn't going be treated like a punching bag and training dummy by her hours earlier, and it got her extremely mad, she wanted to kill him. So, I grabbed that miserable gym bag by her jersey and got her off Lincoln. Then, we tied her up in nylon rope, so she can't escape, and after I treated Lincoln's wounds, we dragged Lynn back home, and we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn tried to do, and as punishment, she was grounded for ten weeks, and she was sent to the isolation cube in the basement.

Lola Geh: Now, for Chandler, one day, Lincoln and I were coming home from our day at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Chandler came out and he had a knife in his hand and he decided to kill Lincoln and I, but I wasn't going to let that sleazy, red-haired, miserable sewage brat get away with it, so I punched Chandler hard in the face, and he dropped the knife. Then, I tied him up in nylon rope and instead of dragging him home, I dragged him to the Royal Woods Police Department, and I filed a complaint with the officers. They took him to a holding cell to cool off and after Mrs. Henderson was informed, she told them to let him sit there for five hours, and after he was cooled off, he was then grounded for twelve weeks for trying to kill Lincoln and I.

Emily Shunoros: And now, for Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, Lincoln and I were walking right to Gus' Games and Grub for some fun, but then, we had trouble incoming: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they had murder in their eyes: they decided they've had enough of Lincoln living and they decided to kill him in cold blood, along with Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy, Lily, Laney, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud. But, I wasn't going to let those five mean sisters get away with this, so I slugged Lori, and I threw her towards Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they weren't able to get Lori off of her, because I eventually dogpiled on them and pulverized them, and then, Lincoln and I tied them up, and dragged them back to The Loud House. We found the evidence of their plan in Lola's diary, and when I showed it to Mr. and Mrs. Loud, they were horrified and furious, along with Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy, Lily, and Laney. So, as punishment, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded for fifteen weeks, and they were sent to Aunt Ruth's until their punishment was up.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Vulkanus: WHOA! That was amazing!

Spotlight: It sure was.

Helen Lyle: Yeah that was something.

Vulkanus: Wow no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and light and smashed him down.

Shanan: YEAH BABY!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome1


SpongeBob, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Chris (Fighting Foodons), Manterror and Drill Bit (Beast Wars) VS Nathon Lemon A.K.A. Spymaster - Jackie Wren is an awesome Bounty Hunter and the Schools will be a much better place without Queen Bee People bullying people.


Spymaster was next.

Spymaster: (to Spongebob) Jackie Wren is an awesome Bounty Hunter. The Schools will be a much better place without Queen Bees bullying people.

SpongeBob: Yeah no kidding!

Princess Luna: Those girls are all menaces to society.

Moondust: By all accounts they should be locked up and the keys should be thrown away.

Snowdrop: Those queen bee girls are nothing but heartless psychopaths.

Gari: They think that they are so much better than everyone else and can get away with everything all for their own amusement.

Blackout: By all accounts they don't deserve to be in school.

Chris (Fighting Foodons): Yeah dumb bimbos!

Manterror: Yeah they are monsters.

Drill Bit: And total jerks.

Spymaster: Big time. Lets do it!

Manterror: With pleasure. Manterror, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Drill Bit: I always like this part. Drill Bit, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too.

They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.

SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) That was great!

Princess Luna: A true Victory of the night!


TLPS Mr. Wolf VS. Captain Ginyu


Captain Ginyu: So, I'm facing the leader of The Bad Guys Gang of our universe. This should be good.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: You bet it will.

Captain Ginyu: Plus, I heard from Jeice and Vypra that you were the one who killed Marius, the leader of the Lycans, and put an end to the Vampire-Lycan War.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's right, I did, not to mention, beating down Dark Chandler, and plus, this is what happened to me when we were about to fight and kill Marius.

TLPS Mr. Wolf unholstered his massive Fenrir's Lunar Nordic Wolf Sword of The Eternal Moon from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Moonlight Firestorm Wolf Angel of Lunar Justice and Lupine Moonlight Life.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Midnight Wolf Moon and Lunar Justice) Let's dance, Captain Ginyu.

TLPS Mr. Wolf fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, midnight blue energy, moonlight, and wolves, and they hit Captain Ginyu, and knocked him down. Then, TLPS Mr. Wolf powered down and Captain Ginyu got back up.

Captain Ginyu: Impressive work, you definitely are the perfect archenemy, TLPS Mr. Wolf.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Thanks, Captain Ginyu. I'm looking forward to more future fights with you.


TLPS Mr. Shark VS. Burter


Burter: So, I'm facing the TLPS Bad Guys gang's Master of Disguise.

TLPS Mr. Shark: That's right, so this should be good. Let's do this.

TLPS Mr. Shark unholstered his massive Poseidon's Sword of The Seas, which had transformed into Poseidon's Shark Sword of The Seas, a new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade with a shark and water etched on the blade, large blue shark heads with ocean blue crystal eyes for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem embedded in the crossguard, longer ocean blue handle, and four large ocean blue shark heads with ocean blue gems for the eyes and in the open mouths and a large ocean gem on the bottom of the shark heads for the pommel, from his wider and more muscular back, and he transformed into his new Super Angel Eternity Infinity Maelstrom Ocean Shark Angel of Oceanic Justice and Shark Will.

Then, TLPS Mr. Shark fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ocean blue energy, water, and sharks at Burter, and they exploded with incredible power and knocked him down. Then, TLPS Mr. Shark powers down and helps Burter up.


TLPS Mr. Snake VS. Recoome


Recoome: And now, I'm facing the sarcastic safe-cracker of the TLPS Bad Guys Gang.

TLPS Mr. Snake: That's right, big guy. Hope you're ready for a big fight.

TLPS Mr. Snake unholstered his massive Quetzalcoatl's Sword of the Shadow Snake, which transforms into Quetzalcoatl's Dark Sword of The Shadow Snake, a brand-new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade with the image of Quetzalcoatl etched on the blade, large brown snake heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large brown snake heads with purple gems in the mouths and a large purple gem on the bottom of the snake heads for the pommel, and he transformed into his new Super Angel Eternity Infinity Darkness Snake Angel of Snake Fear and Dark Justice.

Then, TLPS Mr. Snake went after Recoome, and he fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, brown energy, darkness, and snakes at Recoome, and they exploded with incredible power and knocked him down. Then, TLPS Mr. Snake powers down, and he helps Recoome up.


TLPS Mr. Piranha VS. Guldo


Guldo: So, now, I'm facing the short-fused muscle of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang.

TLPS Mr. Piranha: That's right, and I should warn you: I tend to get pretty crazy.

TLPS Mr. Piranha unholstered his massive Neptune's Sword of The Raging Seas sword from his wider and muscular back, and it transformed into Neptune's Piranha Sword of The Raging Seas, a new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade with a piranha and water etched on the blade, large piranha heads with ocean blue crystal eyes for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large piranha heads with ocean blue gems for the eyes and in the open mouths and a large ocean blue gem on the bottom of the piranha heads for the pommel, and he transformed into his new Super Angel Eternity Infinity Maelstrom Ocean Piranha Angel of Oceanic Justice and Piranha Rage.

Then, TLPS Mr. Piranha went after Guldo, and he fired powerful rainbow energy, ocean blue energy, water, and piranhas at Guldo, and they explode with incredible power as they hit Guldo. TLPS Mr. Piranha powers down, and he helps up Guldo.


TLPS Ms. Tarantula VS. Bonyu


Bonyu: And now, I'm facing the smart-mouth silver tongued hacker of The TLPS Bad Guys gang.

TLPS Ms. Tarantula: That's right, and this should be a good fight.

TLPS Ms. Tarantula unholstered her massive Arachne's Sword of the Fire Spider, which transformed into Arachne's Spider Sword of The Fire Tarantula, a new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blade with a spider etched on the purple blade, large orange spider heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel, and she transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity Firestorm Tarantula Angel of Arachnid Compassion and Spider Justice.

Then, TLPS Ms. Tarantula went after Bonyu, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, flames, and tarantulas, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Bonyu. TLPS Ms. Tarantula powers down, and helps Bonyu up.


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Brittney, Lucy and the Goths of Darkness VS Frankenstein


Frankenstein was next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened Frankenstein's safe and in it was a bunch of swords and spellbooks called the Destroyers of JojaMart, they're large swords with the anti-JojaMart symbol etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels, and large colored spellbooks with the symbols of Stardew Vallety on the cover, and inside the pages of the books are some awesome spells that are bound to give villains a nasty lesson in pain. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico: Cool! We'll have to give them to the heroes as we go along. Only one of them is known.

Frankenstein: Okay.

Nico teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!

Zack Taylor: MASTODON!

Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!

Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!

Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers of Season 1!

Brittney: This will be awesome!

Eli: Yeah!

Nico: Lets bring them together guys!

The Rangers formed the Power Blaster!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead in a fiery explosion!

Nico: YEAH! Frankenstein you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped to face Morris.

Me: It's time for some buttkicking!

Troy: You want these crops? You go through us!

Me: Yeah! It's a darn shame there aren't any ranger teams for farming.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Me, Eli, Zarya, Jared and Nico pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

Me, Eli, Zarya, Jared and Nico: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!

We summoned all of the Super Sentai Teams!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm rangers!

We went at Morris and pulverized and smashed him all over.

Psimion, Ikkatosh, and Titanix smashed and bashed and pulverized him all over.

Aligned Megatron, Ruka, Flint and Optimus Prime used the Decepticon, Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Megatron's Fusion Cannon and Ruka and Flint's powers 100-fold and turned Optimus Prime's left cannon into a more powerful cannon!

Aligned Megatron and Ruka: FUSION FURY BLAST!

Flint and Optimus: CYBER HAMMER BLAST!

Killer Shrike and Rice: SOUND SCORPION BLAST!

Wolf and Cole: WOLF LION BLAST!

Captain Boomerang and Julie: MATRIX BOOMERANG BOMB SHOWER!

Crimson Dynamo and Akira: CRIMSON IRON BLAST!

Shiva and Kim: FURY OF THE SPY BLAST!

Billy Numerous and Ben: ALIEN CLONE BLASTS!

Deker and Ruby: ROSE SAMURAI BURST!

Sportsmaster and Lightning: SPORTS THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!

Mummy and Maxxine: CORRODIUM ENERGY BURST!

Musa and Diabolico: MUSIC OF DEMONIC FURY!

Pesto, Bobby and Squit: GOODFEATHER MEGABLAST!

Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Natalia Shevchenk, Hayley Tomlinson and me: KINDNESS LEAF STORM BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Sportsmaster, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Hayley Tomlinson, Nico and Eli: HONESTY OF THE FARM MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of farm elements.

Lincoln: CROP ELEMENT STYLE: BLUE JAZZ!

Jessica Shannon: CROP STING STYLE: CAULIFLOWER!

Saya Takagi: CROP FIRE STYLE: COFFEE BEAN!

Entrapta: CROP LIGHTNING STYLE: GARLIC!

Perfuma: CROP NATURE STYLE: GREEN BEAN!

Frosta: CROP ICE STYLE: KALE!

Ruby Rose: CROP ROSE STYLE: PARSNIP!

Weiss Schnee: CROP ICE STYLE: POTATO!

Blake Belladonna: CROP DARK STYLE: RHUBARB!

Yang Xiao Long: CROP FIRE STYLE: STRAWBERRY!

Emerald Sustrai: CROP ILLUSION STYLE: TULIP!

Dew Gayl: CROP NATURE STYLE: RICE!

Shantae: CROP MAGIC STYLE: BLUEBERRY!

Akko: CROP STAR STYLE: CORN!

Colette Brunel: CROP LIGHT STYLE: MELON!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): CROP DARK STYLE: STARFRUIT!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said fruit and vegetables.

Lincoln and his harem: CROP FINAL SMASH: CROP RAMPAGE!

They fired all the crops at JojaMart and the blasts all hit the building exploded!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

The building was completely destroyed.

We arrested Morris and he was no longer going to have his business.

Top: That's it for that asshole.

Taskmaster: And not a moment too soon.

Jackie Wren: Me, Hailey, Joan Critias, Gina, Lola, and Emily are gonna love it here with you guys.

Dayu: Damn right you will!

Vulkanus: Especially tomorrow.

Spymaster: (looks at Qin) We know who we're going to face tomorrow.

Qin: And I'm ready for anything tomorrow.

Nico: Awesome Qin.

Me: Yeah!

?: (Laughing Derangedly) And now, I will finally have my revenge on you and Lincoln Loud for ruining my life and throwing me in prison!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Joan Delenney: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Jack?

A figure came out, and it's none other than Joan's deranged and psychotic ex-brother, Jack Delenney, and we saw that on the bloodstains on his prison clothes, he did indeed kill before he broke out to get revenge.

Lincoln: Jack Delenney, you just won't quit, will you?

Jack Delenney: NEVER! I WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL I KILL YOU AND MY FORMER SISTER, AND ALL OF YOU BEFORE I DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD! (LAUGHING DERANGEDLY)

Nico: My God, he's now gone completely deranged.

Me: His desire for revenge on Lincoln and Joan has completely destroyed his mind, and now, he's a lot worse than Crocker.

Joan Delenney: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Joan Delenney's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with light and angels, she unholstered her massive St. Joan-themed sword from her back, along with St. Joan's sword, and as she approached Jack Delenney, she left purple energy, light, and angels with every step.

Joan Delenney: Jack Delenney, as if it wasn't bad enough that you tried to frame Lincoln and get him sent to prison, but to break out of prison and now, you want to kill us both. I was right to disown you, you were nothing but a monster from the very beginning, and now, I'm ending this here and now!

Suddenly, Joan Delenney was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with lights and angels surrounding it, along with lights shining down from Heaven and the choir of angels singing, there was St. Joan flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Joan Delenney emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Joan Delenney grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon blue eyes and a purple energy aura with lights, crosses, and angels surrounding her, she has St. Joan holding the Light Kanji and the cross in her hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Light Kanji in its hands and her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and blue gems on the gold thunderbolt chain links and a Thunderbird and an angel with blue gems for eyes and the Light Kanji in the claws and hands for the pendant, she has on a closed short-sleeved purple blouse, sleeveless purple top with blonde phoenix on it, purple skirt, purple pants, purple high-heeled sneakers, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with angels and crosses on the coattails and on the back is St. Joan surrounded by a circle of crosses and Joan of Arc, and Joan Delenney has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her left ring finger with purple gemstone on the ring and Star Sapphire Corps Ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Joan Delenney felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with purple tips on the large blonde feathers sprouted out from her back.

Joan Delenney's massive St. Joan-themed sword and St. Joan's sword began merging together, and the blades were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, light, and angels, and when the new sword emerged, it was transformed into St. Joan's Archangel Sword of Heavenly Justice, it's a new large sword with St. Joan etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, two angel heads with blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large porcelain angel heads with blue gems for eyes and a rose red gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, Joan Delenney has on her new gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem and golden cross in its hands for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip on her waist and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blonde kanji below St. Joan and Joan of Arc that said, "Joan Delenney, Gene-Slammer of the Duel Monster, St. Joan, Reincarnation and Descendant of Joan of Arc of the Fifteenth Century, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Thrasher of Bullies, Destroyer of Jack Delenney, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Swords, and Angels."

ジョアン・デレニー、デュエル・モンスターのジーン・スラマー、セント・ジョアン、15世紀のジャンヌ・ダルクの生まれ変わりと子孫、守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、いじめっ子のスラッシャー、ジャック・デレニーの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして光、剣、天使のマスター

Joan Delenney has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FRENCH KNIGHT HEAVENLY ANGEL OF HEAVENLY JUSTICE AND HEAVENLY LOVE!

We were amazed by Joan Delenney's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Jack Delenney saw it, he fell into an even more insane and homicidal rage, and tried to kill her with a knife, but Joan Delenney fired a powerful purple and blonde energy blast with angels and lights, and it hits her deranged and psychotic ex-brother, and it sent him flying into a wall.

Nico: Whoa, Joan's transformed, and she really does look like a True Angel of Heaven. That devil of her ex-brother doesn't stand a chance against her, and he's also in more trouble now that Lincoln's about to join her.

Lincoln: That's right, and Joan, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Joan Delenney: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Heavenly Angel and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer Jack's punishment?

Lincoln: (Smirks) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Joan Delenney.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Remember these words well, Jack, they'll be the last things you'll ever hear.

Lincoln and Joan Delenney: We are Judgement and Heaven is Nigh!

Lincoln and Joan Delenney went after Jack Delenney, and they fire powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, lights, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Angels at Jack Delenney, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and then, they attacked him with their massive swords and left very painful scars that he can't ever heal from. Then, they landed one powerful punch, and knocked him down, and Lincoln tied him up with a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains, so he can't escape, and Lincoln gave Jack Delenney the Heaven's Judgement curse, which left an inverted pentagram on his forehead, but in a year's time, the inverted pentagram on his forehead will glow, and the demons will drag him to Hell forever, and Lincoln beamed the psychopath to the Saturn Insane Asylum's Maximum Solitary Confinement, and chained to the wall of his separate cell with Neutronium Chains and rainbow energy chains.

We cheered wildly as Lincoln and Joan Delenney holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Joan Delenney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Joan Delenney: That's it for that monster I formerly call my brother. Thank you for helping me with taking him down, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Joan.

Suddenly, Joan Delenney wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Joan Delenney's face, they kissed passionately as Joan Delenney wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and St. Joan flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, along with lights shining down from Heaven and the choir of angels singing, and we cheered for them.

Nico: That was truly an epic battle between Heaven and Hell.

Me: But, in the end, Joan Delenney and Lincoln won, and Jack Delenney got the Heaven's Judgement Curse, which'll kill him in a year's time.

Lincoln: That's right, but if anyone harms him, namely the inmates and/or us, the curse will speed up and it'll claim his life.

We saw that there's a timer on Jack Delenney, and if it reaches zero, the curse will claim his life, and he'll be sent to Hell for an eternity of torment.

Nico: Whoa, so if he dares to break out and we get into a serious fight with him, the curse will speed up and when the timer reaches zero, it's Game Over for Jack Delenney.

Lincoln: And what'll await him is Eternal Damnation for his crimes.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: He'll try anything to get revenge again, even if it means breaking out of prison again, but with the curse on him, the shadow of death will already be haunting him.

Nico: And I can't wait for him to get what he truly deserves. Try to frame Lincoln and send him to prison, will he? He truly is like The Devil.

Joan Delenney: He betrayed my family, and all for his selfish desires of revenge and hatred, he truly is a monster who doesn't deserve to live a second longer.

Me: Yeah. I'm sorry Joan. What he did shows how pure evil he is.

Nico: Yeah. He deserves to be locked up.

Eli: But we have to get ready for tomorrow.

Qin: That's right. The battle with Abraham Kane is coming.

Me: It sure is. Look out Kane, (Eyes Glow Red) You better be ready for us because you and I, we have a score to settle for good!

Nico: That is for sure!

Hayley Tomlinson: (To the viewers) Farms are very crucial to the economy of a city and its people and give food and love to the people we give it to.

Nico: That is right. Great job today everyone. Lets get ready for tomorrow. We have a big day.

We went back home and got ready for tomorrow with a good night sleep.

Meanwhile in Detroit Deluxe in Motorcity, Mike Chilton and his friends are all getting ready for the day of reckoning when they bring down Abraham Kane for good.

Mike Chilton: Tomorrow is the big day guys.

Chuck: It sure is. And we're going to be ready for him.

Mike Chilton: That is for sure! Team Loud Phoenix Storm is gonna be ready for him like we are. LETS ROLL!

They got into their cars and zoomed off and the screen turned into fire!

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfiction done!

This was a great chapter. I never played the game Stardew Valley before and it looked really awesome. It was Omegahatchiyak12 that gave me the idea for this chapter and it was really awesome. Thanks man. Also the first 1st part was for the iconic Dennis the Menace and that was one of my favorite movies from my childhood. It was the movie from 1993 that was my favorite. Walter Matthau was George Wilson in that one and he was great. Dennis the Menace was also the mascot for the Dairy Queen restaurants. Awesome back then. But Dennis is not a menace in my opinion. He's just a kid and you're only a kid once. The second part was for the 2005 movie Corpse Bride and that was a strange one. I never watched that one but it's for an upcoming chapter we are doing in the future. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Ed Grant, Hulk, Applejack and Friends, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and his friends, me, Eli, Camie, Ibara, Himiko Toga, Sirius, Laney, Lincoln and Lola will go to Canterlot Mall in Equestria Girls for this one and we're going to face Juniper Montage when she is under the influence of that mirror and save her from herself. And we're going to free the human versions of the Equestria Girls from the mirror too. We're also going to meet an Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer named Meridith McHenrickson and we're going to save Juniper Montage from herself. But her upcoming usual battle is gonna wait until the 15th because I have something awesome planned for that one. Lincoln's rescue is gonna take place in the world of Jetman, the Sentai Series from 1991 and we're going to destroy the Dimensional War Party Vyram. We're also going to meet a gene-slammer for Latinum, Exarch of Dark World named Laniya Guillermo and she is one of Lincoln's awesome goth friends from Lucy's class and the next member of the Dark World Goth Gene-Slammers. Lincoln is going to face Layla, Selene Slytherin's evil queen bee sister and use a new curse on her as a test of it. Also for my next experimental rescue we're going into the world of Best Fiends Forever and we're going to destroy the Slugs and meet the fiends and evolve them to the max. We're also going to meet another one of Lincoln's guardian angels named Bella Huffington. From Australia, Bella is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and is the gene-slammer of Rainbow Snake Eingana. She also has gotten Lynn in trouble more times than anyone can even count when she was going to hurt Lincoln. Also as you all have seen, tomorrow is gonna be another awesome chapter as we go to Motorcity under Detroit Deluxe and we're going to bring down Abraham Kane and send him to jail for his crimes. Qin Chen will transform in phase 1 against him and I'll need the transformation sequence for that one please as well as the one for part 2. So guest we'll have to do the transformation for Fyora the Faerie Queen against Groundskeeper Willie on the 15th. Watch out Kane, we're coming for you!

See you all tomorrow!