Flying over the ocean towards South America was Nico, Syd Chang, Applejack, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were with Nicole, Daring Do, Rainbow Dash, Laney and Judy Shepherd as we were heading out on another awesome and amazing treasure hunt.

Nico: This is gonna be so awesome.

Syd Chang: Boy it sure will be awesome! I can't wait to see what kind of treasure we're going to find.

Kaina Tsutsumi: Me too! I never went on an amazing treasure hunt with you guys before.

Camie: You'll love it Kaina. To be honest I've never been on one either.

Laney: You'll love it guys. We have treasure hunts that are really fun.

Nicole: We sure do and you will love what we're going after for our quarry.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome and full of adventure.

Applejack: YEEHAW! It sure will be awesome.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Syd.

Syd Chang: No problem Nico. This will be so awesome going on an awesome treasure hunt too.

Eli: I love the treasure hunts we do.

Nico: So, Syd. When do you and Clyde plan to get married?

Syd Chang: We haven't thought of that yet but it will be awesome when the time comes.

Daring Do: That will be an awesome wedding though.

Nicole: It sure will.

Me: So what is the treasure we're going to find Nicole?

Nicole: The treasure we're going after is a really elusive one that I was trying to find for years. It's called the Staff of Illapa the God of Thunder in Incan Myth. Its powers over lightning are so powerful that it makes the powers Lincoln and Linka have look like nothing.

Nico: WHOA! That is amazing.

Laney: Wow! That is amazing! I can't wait to see what this staff looks like.

Nicole: It'll be a really powerful sight.

We arrived in the jungles of northeastern Colombia and we were walking through the jungle.

Nico: I find it hard to believe that ANYTHING can make Lincoln and Linka's lightning look like nothing.

Nicole: That's what it said in the legend.

Eli: This will be amazing to see.

Judy Shepherd: I have a feeling this will be awesome.

We walked on and then a massive lightning storm appeared out of nowhere and then lightning struck all over. Then in a massive flash of light appeared an amazing temple!

Nicole: There it is! The Temple of Illapa! At long last we found it!

Nico: Wow!

Eli: That is amazing.

Syd Chang: Boy it sure is cool.

Nicole: Legends say that when a lightning storm appears the temple will appear when lightning strikes the ground at this very spot.

We went into the temple and it was amazing.

Nico: (puts on rubber gloves) Better put on something insulated just in case.

Nicole: Well okay.

We looked around the temple and it was amazing.

Nico: Wow look at this place.

Eli: Incredible.

Me: It's amazing.

I then saw a mural.

Me: Whoa.

I went over to it and looked it over.

Me: Wow this mural has one amazing story.

Eli: What does it say?

Nicole: It's really amazing from the looks of it.

Me: Lets see here. It says "Long ago the evil warlord of the Tawantinsuyu, Carnage Wolf, came with a mighty and terrible army with which he went into battle with the Incan Civilizations. No one could match his terrible armies as they brought terror to all. So the brave king of the Incan Civilization made a pact with the God of Thunder, Illapa and he granted the king a really powerful staff made from Illapa himself and with the power of staff he destroyed the entirety of Carnage Wolf's army in one fell swoop. He also used the power of the staff to banish Carnage Wolf to another dimension beyond the reach of time and space where he will stay forever. Word about the defeat of Carnage Wolf and his army spread across the civilizations and using the staff defeated the armies. But fearing that the staff would be used for evil and the power it had would go to his head, he made another pact with Illapa and hid the staff here in this temple where only one soul that is pure of heart can wield it and use its powers for good."

Nico: Wow! That is an amazing story.

Eli: Incredible.

Rainbow Dash: That is really amazing.

Laney: It sure is.

Kaina Tsutsumi: Wow what a legend.

Nicole: Lets go see if we can find it.

We went into the temple and then we found a huge room that was beautiful and it was incredible.

Me: Wow!

In the room was the staff and it was in the middle of a storm.

Nico: Wow!

Laney: That is so cool.

Nicole: There it is. The Staff of Illapa.

Camie: It's amazing.

Nico: So, who wants to touch it?

Judy Shepherd: I'll go.

Nico: Okay.

Judy went up to the staff and then she pulled it out successfully and then suddenly a massive surge of lightning enveloped her and then she was getting a massive and incredible transformation! When the storm cleared she was changed forever! She was now 6'5" and had the body of a goddess and she had awesome purple eyes surging with lightning and she had a purple version of Venus Butterfly's clothes on and she had purple angel wings with yellow lightning bolt feathers and she had lightning surging all throughout her wings and it was amazing!

Nico: WHOA! Judy you look awesome!

Laney: Wow! Judy how do you feel?

Judy Shepherd: (Older Voice) I feel amazing guys. This is all incredible.

Nico: All that and not one villain came. Looks like we're in the clear!

?: I wouldn't be counting on it lad!

We looked behind us and we didn't see anything.

?: Down here.

We looked and saw a little pirate!

Nico: Who are you?

Captain Mel: I be Captain Mel! Terror of the Seven Seas and ye be handing over me staff!

Judy Shepherd: Sorry but I got the staff as it chose me.

Nico: Yeah!

All of us laughed at this.

Nico: (wipes a tear away) Okay, pal. You're obviously new at this. So, we'll let you have the first shot.

Me: Wait a second. I've heard about you. You're a very dangerous and treacherous pirate that is know to have brought down lots of cruise ships in the Caribbean and steal their loot.

Laney: Yeah! Also the Warner Brothers and Sister told us about you and it was crazy! They blasted you with a cannon.

Nico: Oh so he is not new at this.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah he is a pirate.

Me: You know Captain Mel you will be a good member of the Masters Of Evil.

Nico: Seriously, take your best shot.

Me: Yeah Dolphin face.

He unsheathed his sword and went at us and Judy stopped his sword with a grab of her hand and didn't get cut. But then she sent a shock of lightning through the sword and then…

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!

Nico: Whoa! That is intense voltage.

Laney: Yeah.

Lola: No kidding.

Lana: Yeah.

Captain Mel was down but burned.

?: Now to squish him flat!

A rolling figure came in and then squished Captain Mel and he was flatter than a pancake.

We saw that the figure was a Ifloptera.

Nico: Whoa!

Nicole: An Ifloptera.

It reverted back and and we saw that she was a girl with green hair and green clothes.

Nico: Ophelia Bluestein? Wow!

Ophelia Bluestein: Awesome to see you again Nico!

Nico: Same to you.

Syd Chang: What classes did you go to with Nico?

Ophelia Bluestein: I went to math and geography with him and I'm really good at both subjects.

Eli: Cool!

Camie: Awesome.

Syd: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Ophelia Bluestein: I have many of them but my favorites are in Math class. One time me and Nico were doing an advanced Trigonometry Test and then we saw one of the bullies about to hurt a kid while the teacher was reading a book. But we wouldn't let him get away with that so while Nico filmed the whole thing about to happen on his phone I secretly put disappearing ink in his pen and then after the kid was badly beaten up he got his test done but failed miserably because of the disappearing ink. He was then forced to repeat the entire class for that. But after that we showed the film to the principal and he called the police and he was arrested and expelled.

Laney: Wow!

Nico: That was a fun prank.

Ibara: That was great!

Me: Very clever too.

Nicole: It sure was awesome.

Nico and Ophelia hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Ophelia Bluestein: Me too Nico. Me too.

Judy Shepherd: This was a great treasure hunt though.

Eli: It sure was.

Rainbow Dash: I thought it was cool too.

Me: Yep.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Becca Chang are heading to the world of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls there, but we're also going to find the Ark of the Covenant and deal with a couple of Nazis who are out to get the Ark of the Covenant.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to find the Ark of the Covenant and deal with a couple of Nazis who are out to get the Ark of the Covenant.

Nico: That's right, big guy. Those Nazis just don't even know when to quit.

Me: They'll try anything to win, Nico. But, we saw exactly what happened when they opened the Ark of the Covenant, and look at what happened.

Lincoln: Yep, so this is going to get pretty messy. And thanks for joining us, Mrs. Chang.

Becca Chang: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: The Nazis just don't even know when to quit, even after we put them down in World War II, they refuse to give up. Well, this'll be the last time that we ever deal with them.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, along with Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood, but they've been cornered by Nazi officer Colonel Dietrich, his right-hand man Major Gobler, the sadistic Gestapo agent Major Arnold Toht, and rival archaeologist and agent of the Nazis, René Belloq, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, along with Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood, but they've been cornered by Nazi officer Colonel Dietrich, his right-hand man Major Gobler, the sadistic Gestapo agent Major Arnold Toht, and rival archaeologist and agent of the Nazis, René Belloq, and they're going to kill them.

?: (Laotian Accent) Those heartless Nazis, let's rip them to shreds!

Suddenly, we saw a Gem-Knight Lady Rose Diamond appear before us.

Lincoln: That Laotian accent, I knew it was you, Okalani Xayavong. But, we'll have to talk later, we've got a couple of Nazis to kill.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Colonel Dietrich, Major Gobler, Major Arnold Toht, and René Belloq, and that allowed the five girls, along with Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood, to get away. When Colonel Dietrich, Major Gobler, Major Arnold Toht, and René Belloq saw us, they were pissed.

Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you miserable Nazis for the last time, this time, you're all going to die here and now.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, Jia Chong, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Becca Chang, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Colonel Dietrich, Major Gobler, Major Arnold Toht, and René Belloq, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the Nazis.

Colonel Dietrich opened the Ark of the Covenant, and we covered our eyes, but Dietrich, Gobler, Toht, and Bellog weren't able to close their eyes, as the Ark released spirits, flames, and bolts of energy that kill Belloq, Toht, Bellog, Dietrich, and the assembled Nazis before sealing itself shut. Then, we had it sealed up in a crate for good, and we cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's it for those evil Nazis. (To Okalani Xayavong) And it's so good to see you again, Okalani Xayavong.

Okalani Xayavong reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing rose hair, rose-colored eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive rose-colored angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Gem Knight Lady Rose Diamond, and she's dressed in a pink sleeveless blouse, pink sleeveless shirt, pink skirt, pink pants, pink high-heeled shoes, and long pink sleeveless trenchcoat with jewels on the coattails, and Lady Rose Diamond on the back.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Okalani Xayavong and they hugged, and Okalani Xayavong's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she's also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Okalani Xayavong, she's another of my Guardian Angels who came to Michigan from Laos and she has some awesome skills. She's also one of Leni's awesome friends and she knows so much about about fashions and loves to adorn them with jewels.

Rarity: That's amazing. I definitely need to see some of the dresses that she's made.

Lincoln: Don't worry, you will, Rarity, and get this: like many of my Guardian Angels Okalani hates that stupid scooter-riding heckler, Scoots, and all jerks with a vengeance and she will pulverize them into dust.

Nico: Whoa.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) And wait until I tell you all something that involved a fashion show I was doing, and it also involved me kicking the tar out of that stupid scooter-riding heckler, Scoots.

Lincoln: You guys are going love hearing this, and Okalani, I got you a little something.

Lincoln gave Okalani Xayavong a large Lady Rose Diamond-themed sword with Lady Rose Diamond etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged rose quartz-colored blade, large pink angel wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem with white angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Okalani Xayavong's neck with rose quartz gems on the gold lightning bolts links and rose quartz crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) (Surprised) Whoa, is this?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Okalani.

Okalani Xayavong had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Okalani Xayavong on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Catherine Rochefort, Diana del Rio, Maxine Silverstone, Sophie Gainsbourg, and Yuri Fujishiro the Android from the Double Decker anime.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Catherine Rochefort, Diana del Rio, Maxine Silverstone, Sophie Gainsbourg, and Yuri Fujishiro the Android.

Nico: From the Double Decker anime, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Catherine Rochefort: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you for saving us.

Then, when Catherine Rochefort and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from the Nazis, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Catherine Rochefort: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Catherine Rochefort: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Catherine Rochefort, Diana del Rio, Maxine Silverstone, Sophie Gainsbourg, and Yuri Fujishiro the Android with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We head back to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone about our rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were the Nazis.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in pulverizing them and the Nazis ultimately leading to their own deaths by opening the Ark of the Covenant and they were all vaporized while we shielded our eyes, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Okalani Xayavong have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.


After getting rid of the Nazis, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Okalani Xayavong saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Okalani, and now, I can also defend myself, and I've also gotten smarter as well.

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Okalani, can you tell us about that fashion show you did, and how it involved you pulverizing the daylights out of that stupid scooter-driving heckler, Scoots?

Okalani Xayavong: (Laotian Accent) I'd be glad to, Nico. One night, I was preparing to display the all-new Fall Fashion line I made, and Leni helped out greatly with designing the dresses and I put in the jewels that matched the colors of Fall. On the night of the show, the models came out wearing the dresses from my new Fall Fashion line, but that night, Scoots came out and she threw tomatoes at the models and they ran out of the building crying, and Scoots was laughing like the crazy old witch she really is. I was immediately seeing red, and I pounced on Scoots and I immediately began to beat the daylights out of that stupid heckler. After I was done, Scoots was immediately taken away and put under strict watch at Sunset Canyon. I found the models who ran out thanks to Scoots throwing tomatoes at them and Lincoln and I cleaned them up, and they continued to do the show and my Fall Fashion line was a success, and as for Scoots, she was banned from all events for life for constant heckling and troublemaking.

We gasped in shock.

Rarity: Oh my word.

Nico: Now, Scoots really has gone too far this time. Messing with the dresses that you and Leni made for the Fall Fashion line, this just proves even further that Scoots is a big-time jerk who doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself.

Lincoln: And causing misery and trouble wherever she goes. She deserves to spend the rest of her days in the Lansing Maximum Security Asylum, especially put in Solitary Confinement and chained to the wall of her padded cell in rainbow energy and Neutronium chains.

Rita: That's right, honey, and there's no place in society for her or Flip.

Nico: Yeah, they're flat-out jerks.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem were on their way to Bingo Highway located in Casino Park in Sonic's world. When they got there, it was an awesome casino-like area with large pinball tables and neon-lit paths.

Paige: Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: That's right, Paige, this is Bingo Highway located right here in Casino Park in Sonic's world, I heard about it from Sonic and the others, and we're going to have a lot of fun here.

Ronnie Anne: And Casino Park and Bingo Highway are a lot like Las Vegas, with the neon-lit paths, the casino-like area, playing cards, poker chips, the giant roulette wheels, and large pinball tables. This is going to be fun.

Lincoln and his harem had their fun by playing a mini-game of Bingo as they slide down the paths, and they also had fun at the large pinball tables, and they also had to keep themselves from getting dizzy from seeing the spinning giant roulette wheels. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Lincoln and his harem return home, and they had scrolls filled with what sounded like rings and gold.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico. We went to Bingo Highway in Casino Park in Sonic's world.

Nico: Whoa, I've heard about that place, that's so awesome. And from the sound I heard inside your scrolls, you guys won big there.

Lincoln and the girls opened the scrolls, and we saw tons of gold rings and coins, and our eyes went wide open and our jaws dropped literally to the floor.

CLANG!

Me: Holy shamoly, you guys really won big at Bingo Highway.

Nico: Dang, that's a ton of gold rings and coins you guys won there.

Lincoln: And we didn't gamble, we won the games fair and square.

Paige: And win, we sure did.

Applejack: Hoowee, that's right, Paige.

Lincoln: And this is all going inside the vault.

Lincoln and his harem put their winnings inside the vault, and it was locked up tight.

Sonic: Wow, you guys sure had a lot of fun there, Lincoln.

Tails: And I hope you didn't run into Eggman's robots there, did you?

Girl Jordan: Don't worry, Tails, we didn't.

Nico: That's good. But, wait, we destroyed all of Eggman's robots two years ago when Eli and J.D. 3 came to our world.

Eli: That's right.

Sonic: But, even after we sent him to jail, his robots are still running loose, so if we see them, we'll dismantle them.

Nico: You got that right, Sonic.


Later it was time for Stella of Solaria's first ever Ambassador Mission and we're going to meet the Kiva Kamen Riders.

William: Anyone else want to come with Stella? Besides 4 Rabbids and Scott?

Brittney: Me, Lucy, Haiku, Carly, Misty, Natasha Hernandez and Hiei can go.

Tori Meadows: And I want to go give it a shot myself because I am one of the Female Duelists that doesn't have an archenemy.

Nico: Fair enough. But this is gonna be incredibly dangerous. The Fangires are not like the Imagin, Worms or Makamou. They are like vampires and they pack a wallop.

Stella: We're ready for them.

Hiei: The Fangires are no match for us anyway.

Eli: Well this is gonna be awesome.

Nico: Yep. Lets head out.

We were off to Japan.

Flying over the ocean was us.

Nico: You guys have to understand though. The Fangires are dangerous creatures and they will kill you by sucking out your soul.

Me: Yeah. And they are really foulmouthed too.

Nico: Yep. And that's what I am ready for.

Eli: Same with me.

Me: Yep.

We flew to Japan.

Stella was walking around.

Then Wataru saw her.

Wataru: Excuse me, miss. But I don't think I've seen you around here before.

Stella: Oh you must be Wataru. We've been trying to look for you. My name is Stella and I'm the Princess of planet Solaria.

Wataru: Wow it's an honor to meet you Stella.

Me: She is with us.

We came out.

Me: (Speaking in Japanese) ワタルお会いできて光栄です。(Wataru it's an honor to meet you in person.)

Nico: We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm and it's awesome to meet you.

Wataru: Wow! It's a great honor.

Brittney: I'm Brittney Knudson and these are some of the Goths of Darkness.

Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy Loud.

Haiku: I'm Haiku.

Carly Atlas: Carly Atlas.

Misty Tredwell: Misty Tredwell.

Natasha Hernandez: I'm Natasha Hernandez.

Me: And these are some of the team.

Hiei: I'm Hiei of the Jagan.

Scott: Hey. I'm Scott Truman. I'm the leaser of the RPM Rangers.

Me: You may know them as the Go-Onger's.

Wataru: Wow it's an honor to meet you all.

Me: We saw you help us in the world of Beauty and The Beast during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Stella: I'm just glad you didn't mistake me for a Fangire and attack me.

Wataru: Why would I do that?

Stella: Well, every first Kamen Rider Ambassador mission involved my Toa friends getting attack after being mistaken for an enemy.

Wataru: I guess it's because Toa aren't exactly human.

Nico: That's a good relief there.

Eli: Yeah no kidding. That has happened to us 3 times in a row.

Me: That was crazy.

Carly Atlas: Yeah it sure has.

Scott: (sighs) And these 4 are Rabbids.

Me: The Rabbids are funny but they are also not the brightest light bulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.

Wataru: I see what you mean.

Keisuke Nago then came.

Keisuke Nago: Hi. I'm Keisuke Nago. Otherwise known as Kamen Rider Ixa.

Nico: Pleasure to meet you.

Me: 名護啓介、はじめまして。(Pleasure to meet you Keisuke Nago.)

Nico: I hope we get to destroy some Fangires.

Brittney: Yeah these monsters give all vampires everywhere a bad name.

Wataru: Wanna see our base?

Winx Club Stella: Sure.

We went to the base of the Kiva Kamen Riders.

Nico: Do you have a partner named Kivat?

Kivat then came.

Kivat: Someone call?

Nico: Wow!

Lucy Loud: Wicked. I think you are amazing.

Natasha Hernandez: I think this is awesome.

Kivat: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.

Nico: Same here.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: It's really awesome that you became the Fangire King and ensure that the Demon Races could live in peace with humans.

Eli: That is really cool!

Wataru: It sure is awesome.

Kivat: Yeah I think it's awesome too.

Me: I just can't believe that the Fangire were that way. They gave all vampires everywhere a really bad name.

Nico: No kidding.

Me: But what was really cool however Wataru is how you have the power to turn into forms based on the great monsters of horror. Dracula, The Wolfman, The Creature From The Black Lagoon and a bunch more.

Wataru: Awesome huh? But did all that happen to you during the 20 Days of Darkness?

Nico: It sure did.

Keisuke: We really am sorry that the 20 Days of Darkness happened. But 20 days is better than an eternity of Darkness.

Nico: You're not kidding there.

Me: Yeah that was awful. But we owe you guys for helping us in the world of Beauty And The Beast.

Wataru: Aw it was no problem.

Hiei: That was amazing that you helped us in that time.

Me: Yeah Gaston is now gone for good. Cursed forever.

One of the Rabbids tried to eat a Fuestle.

Nico: No! That's for whistling, not for eating!

Me: See they are not the brightest guys.

Eli: Yeah but they are funny.

Brittney: Yeah they sure are.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Scott: (Hears an explosion) I just hope that explosion hasn't killed anyone!

Nico: That explosion can only mean one thing. Fangire attack.

Me: Time to stab those douchebags with stakes.

Brittney: I hope they like the taste of holy water.

Carly Atlas: It's not gonna be good for them.

Wataru: Lets go get them.

Keisuke: So, which of our "old friends" is back from the grave?

Nico: Lets find out.

We then saw Spider, Octopus, Prawn and Crab Fangires!

Nico: Whoa man!

Octopus: You guys are gonna be tasty for us.

Me: Three words for you: FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

I flipped the bird at him.

Octopus: WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!

He came at me and I teleported and kicked him down.

Me: Up your fucking nose with a fucking rubber hose.

Nico: Boy they really do have rotten mouths.

Wataru: Yeah no kidding.

Scott: RPM, Get in Gear!

Wataru and Keisuke: Henshin!

Scott transformed and he was ready!

Scott Truman: GET IN GEAR! RPM RED!

Wataru and Keisuke transformed too.

Tori Meadows and Prawn Fangire will be perfect to test in my first usual battle.

Tori spread butterfly wings and she flew at him and kicked him in the face!

Brittney: You buttfaces give all vampires everywhere a bad name.

Crab Fangire: Shut up bitch!

Brittney: Fuck yourself!

Brittney fired a blast of darkness fire and blasted him down.

Stella: You guys...

Nico: ..obviously don't

Me:... know who

Scott... you are

Wataru: (catching)... FUCKING WITH! (to us) Did you really have to put me on the spot?

Me: What? It was really good.

Eli: Yeah.

Hiei: But it's time for these fools to understand who they are messing with.

Winx Club Stella: Wataru, would you do the honors first?

Wataru: Gladly.

Octopus Fangire: You wouldn't hurt a lady, would you?

Me: A lady? No. Free a lady from you? YES!

I fired a wave of rainbow lightning and it hit the Octopus Fangire and freed the body and soul of Hitomi Miyazawa.

Wataru: Hitomi Miyazawa!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Yeah!

Octopus Fangire: YOU BASTARD!

Me: FUCK YOU BITCH!

He slashed Octopus Fangire all over with his sword and kicked her all over.

Eli: Time for this freak to go. SPIRIT SWORD!

He formed a sword of energy!

Eli then slashed Octopus Fangire all over the place.

Eli: Chew on this one! SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!

Eli formed a sword of pitch black fire and slashed Octopus Fangire and destroyed her!

Nico: YEAH! One down.

Keisuke: My turn!

Keisuke blasted Crab Fangire all over.

Nico: Yeah!

Brittney: Lets see how they like this.

Brittney fired waves of darkness and blasted Crab Fangire all over.

Carly Atlas: Time to send these monsters back to hell!

Nico: Lets get him!

Nico and Misty kicked Crab Fangire all over and smashed him down.

Crab Fangire: YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSWIPES!

Nico: I know you are but what am I? FUCKFACE!

Scott: And then there was one!

Prawn Fangire: One's all it's gonna take to mop the floor with you fuckers!

Nico: Your mother owns a pickle wagon!

Tori Meadows blasted the Prawn Fangire all over.

Tori Meadow: Time to free the one you were disguised as!

Tori fired waves of rainbow energy and freed Count Inukai!

Nico: Count Inukai!

Vypra and Dark took Prawn Fangire away.

?: Don't forget me!

Sheep Fangire appeared!

Nico: Well it looks like we're going to use our finishers on you.

Me: But first this.

I fired a wave of energy and freed Noboru Kuramae.

Winx Club Stella fired beams of light and they hit Sheep Fangire all over the place.

Scott: Street Saber Strike!

He fired a blade of energy.

Wataro and the Kiva Kamen Riders got the Full Moon and Crescent Moon ready and they fired waves of energy.

Me: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!

Hiei: FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME!

Brittney: STORM OF TORMENT!

Eli: SPIRIT GUN!

Winx Club Stella: SUNSHINE LASER!

We fired waves of energy and then the blasts all hit Sheep Fangire and obliterated him.

Nico: What a fucking yutz.

Me: Those 5 Fangire have failed this universe.

Nico: Yes they sure have. They are as dumb as Beanie the Braindead Moronic Bison.

Carly Atlas: Yeah they were stupid. Their mouths were as bad as their tempers.

Tori Meadows: But at least I now have my own archenemy.

Hiei: They weren't that much of a challenge though. They were fools.

Haiku: Yes they sure were.

Wataru: Awesome work, Stella. Next time, we'll make you an official Kamen Rider.

Winx Club Stella: Awesome! I am looking forward to it.

Me: I have a feeling it will be a cool one.

Nico: Angel Kamen Rider looks awesome.

Eli: Ooh not bad.

Me: Maybe all of the Winx Club can get awesome Kamen Rider Kiva forms.

Nico: Good call there.

Later we came back.

May: How did it go guys?

Me: Killed 4 Fangire and got one sent to the M.O.E.

We told everyone everything and it was awesome.

May: WHOA! That is awesome!

Twilight Sparkle: Boy it sure is.

Sam S.L.: No kidding but that was great dudes.

Luna: Yeah you said it. Sam and Twilight are both almost fully better dudes.

Nico: That's good.

Me: Glad to hear that.

May: Next time, Tracer should go with you.

Tracer: (British Accent) It'll be a great honor.

Me: This will be their first time meeting a member of Overwatch.

Laney: It sure will.


Later we were walking to a Drive In Movie Theater.

Sailor Saturn: There have been recent reports of laughing coming from one of the cars for the last few hours.

Me: Probably some kids making out and laughing hysterically as they are making love.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Funny. But that would be stupid.

Eli: Yeah.

Sailor Saturn: It's coming from a drive-in theater.

Me: Well we better check it out.

We pulled up to a Chevrolet Volt.

Palutena: Whoever you are, step out of the car immediately.

Laney: Yeah!

Car: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

He was laughing hysterically at the Nutty Professor with the farting Dinner Scene!

Mama Klump: Everytime we have a meal you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!

Papa Klump: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!

Mama Klump: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!

Papa Klump: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.

Mama Klump: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's ass, Cletus.

Papa Klump: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' asshole by the car wash?

Mama Klump: You're chokin' the baby! (Ernie Jr. spits out food with laughter]

Papa Klump: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]

WE LAUGHED!

Grandma Klump: Who did call my name?

Papa Klump: I'll call you if your name is (FART) (LAUGHS)

Grandma Klump: Making fun of me. (Holds up a knife) I'll toss this between the crack of your ass.

Papa Klump: Yeah you know I can go all night. (FARTS)

Mama Klump: I hope you fart until your asshole falls off!

FART!

LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

BABY FARTS

Mama Klump: Oh baby too!

WET FART!

Papa Klump: Oh see what you made me do!?

We were laughing hysterically!

Car: OH THAT IS FUNNY!

Nico: Wait a second! That's Jolt of the Live Action Universe.

Live Action Jolt: Bout time someone found me.

He transformed.

Offroad: So, do you have any abilities?

Live Action Jolt: Let me show you.

Live Action Jolt got out electric whips and electrocuted Barricade with them, knocking him down.

Live Action Jolt: Any last words, Barricade? Because you're about to join Brawl and Bonecrusher in the All Spark!

Barricade: (groans dazed) I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my-

Live Action Jolt: (weirded out) Okay, forget the last words!

Nico: Jolt that's enough!

Live Action Jolt: I will take no orders from a human!

Nico: Oh I'm more than a human.

Nico showed his Decepticon Leadership Medal.

Live Action Jolt: A Decepticon Leadership Medal! How did you get that?

Nico: Long story on that but you were killed in your universe by Shockwave.

We told him everything and more.

Live Action Jolt: I just hope Optimus and the others are ok without me there.

G1 Sideswipe: Well, they're actually doing very better than when Starlight and the others first met them.

Nico: He's right. But soon Cemetery Wind will be a forgotten memory and Megatron and Starscream in your world too. There's only room in the universe for one version of Megatron.

Laney: That is for sure.

Dusk: How'd you like the movie?

Live Action Jolt: It was the funniest one ever! I never laughed that hard in my life!

Nico: That always was a great movie.

Laney: Yeah it sure was.

Vinyl Scratch: It sure was awesome.

Potion Nova: We all think so too.

Live Action Jolt: Don't you guys have any good memories of kicking Decepticon ass during the wars in your worlds?

Brawn: Well, I did enjoy using Megatron's fusion cannon against him.

Aligned Bulkhead: And I enjoyed tearing apart many Vehicons.

Animated Bumblebee: And I loved making Blitzwing turn into his tank mode and crash into the water by taunting him.

Nico: Those were awesome times.

Me: Yeah they sure were.

Eli: Guys Benson called and there's a DJ Concert going on in the park.

Nico: We better check it out.

Me: Yep.

Then Baron Mordo, Drakkon, Myotismon, Roman, Rex, Devack, Greiger, and Kalin appeared.

Baron Mordo: Carly and Misty are here with you all. But can me, Drakkon, Myotismon, Roman, Rex, Devack, Greiger, and Kalin go with you guys?

Nico: Yeah you all can. It's gonna be awesome.

Laney: Yeah.

Long Haul: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet one for an Evolved Polar Manzardill next time.

Me: Ooh a cold one. One for Ultimate Arctiguana's kind next.

Shanan: A gene-slammer for that one is gonna be a cold one.

Lana: So it'll be the ice users next.

Me: Yep. Shoto can come with if he wants.

Shoto Todoroki: It would be an honor.

Me: Awesome. Or it can be another one of us that knows ice.

Greiger: I get the feeling that Mordecai and Rigby are familiar with what's gonna happen today.

Nico: I got that same feeling too.

Vinyl Scratch: My music says that it's a very familiar enemy they know.

Hina Amano: I have this feeling you're right Vinyl.

Eli: The Force is telling me that too.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than the Brain Golem, the giant one-eyed tentacled brain from the videogame Gradius, and it's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belonged to the Brain Golem, the giant one-eyed tentacled brain from the videogame Gradius, and it's here to cause havoc.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Oh man, I haven't played Gradius in a long time, and that Brain Golem is one ugly monster.

Nico: Yeah, a brain with only one eye and two tentacles. Sheesh, this is going to be one wild battle with that monster.

Iyana the Earth Faerie: Indeed, but it'll be the first and last time we deal with him.

Lincoln: That's right, in fact, when Iyana and I get done pulverizing him, I'm going to use my tails to drain it completely dry.

Nico: A serious case of brain drain to kill the Brain Golem, ooh, that's a good one, big guy.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Alright, everyone, let's go.

With that we were off to the park.


We arrived at the park.

Strike Man: Here we are.

Nico: Looks just as awesome as ever.

Laney: It sure is.

Judy Shepherd: It sure is awesome.

Lily: It sure is. I hope Benson, Mordecai, Rigby and everyone are all okay.

Kalin: I hope Hotel California by the Eagles is played.

Nico: That is a great song.

Me: That is one of my moms favorites by the Eagles. May Glenn Frey rest in peace.

We took off our hats and put our hands on our chests in respect for the great Glenn Frey.

Nico: Glenn Frey was awesome.

Laney: Yes he was.

Sam S.L.: That is right.

Quake Woman: Hey, Benson!

Benson: Hey guys! Glad you could make it.

Mordecai: Wait! Judy is that you?

Rigby: Wow! You look amazing! What happened?

Judy Shepherd: Got a new look from a treasure hunt during Nico's rescue.

Nico: Yep.

Carly Atlas: We also met another Autobot.

Live Action Jolt: Name's Jolt. Awesome to meet you all.

Nico: Jolt is one of the Autobots from the Live Action Universe.

Laney: He is a Chevy Volt.

Benson: Wow! That is amazing.

Me: It sure is.

Benson: I heard you guys have been very busy meeting awesome new gene-slammers and going on awesome rescues and all that.

Me: We sure have. And a couple of weeks ago we went to the world of My Hero Academia and destroyed All For One.

Laney: That was so awesome and epic.

Mordecai: Wow!

Blaster Tron: Scanning for any suspicious activity.

Nico: Lets keep our wits up.

Mordecai: While Blaster Tron scans how about you tell us how the world of My Hero Academia Mission went down?

Nico: Sure.

Nico told them what happened and more during Nanette's Ambassador Missions and also during the big mission. When he was done they were amazed.

Mordecai: Wow! That is incredible!

Rigby: Wow! You guys had a big mission on that one!

Skips: Yeah that was awesome.

Lana: That was a cool mission.

Devack: We've also encountered a few Kamen Riders.

Nico: Yep and those are awesome Ambassador Missions so far. We're on Kiva right now.

Me: Yep. This is set 4 of the Kamen Rider Ambassador Missions.

Eli: It's so much fun.

Mordecai: That is so awesome!

Muscle Man: Boy it's a darn shame that Kamen Rider didn't get adapted in America.

Lana: Yeah what a rip!

Muscle Man: Who know who else thinks that's a rip?

Lola: We know what is coming here!

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

We laughed!

Camie: Uh I don't get it.

Me: We don't either. But his jokes are awesome.

Threatpack: Mordecai, does this seem familiar to you at all?

Mordecai: Yes it does! It reminds me of when we faced K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000!

Me: K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000? What's that?

Muscle Man: You would not like this machine one bit bro.

He told us about it.


K.I.L.I.T DJ 3000 appears as the main antagonist in the episode "K.I.L.I.T. Radio". It is a supercomputer with a female voice which is introduced by a bunch of top executives to cut budget costs.

On August 4, 2:14 P.M. EST, the computer became self aware and control of the station and all the equipment scaring away all the DJs—except for Donny G., whom it keeps hostage and forces to work as a janitor. When Donny helps Muscle Man, Rigby, and Mordecai sneak into the station in order to play a song on the radio, the computer starts attacking them. The group reaches the broadcasting room, and when Donny tries to play the song, the computer threatens to kill him off. Donny keeps going, even when the computer launches a record at him and punches a hole in his body. Finally, when Donny inserts the tape and turns on the broadcast, the computer activates its self-destruct sequence, destroying itself and the station.


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: WHOA MAN!

Nico: That is very familiar! It's like Skynet but without the making of robots to destroy humanity.

Me: Yeah! That is so strange!

Misty Tredwell: You don't think it's planning a comeback, do you?

Nico: If it is then we're in a lot of trouble.

Vinyl Scratch: My music is telling me that it is planning a comeback.

Luna Loud: It's the same with me dudes.

Sam S.L.: I feel the same thing dudes.

Eli: The Force is telling me that too.

Blaster Tron: Sensors indicate the K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 is operating to initiate a full operational return.

Drakkon: Do we go to its' base like you guys did last time?

Mordecai: At K.I.L.I.T. Radio? Yes we do.

Me: That is not gonna be easy though.

I pulled up a hologram of the KILIT Radio Building and it showed that it had cameras all around it and it had a bunch of Power Rangers Foot Soldiers all around the building perimeter. The only way to get in it was by going under it.

Tussle Sprout: Should we dig a hole?

Nico: We should.

We got to digging.

Ed: Dig a hole. Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole.

Nico: Yeah.

Rex Goodwin: So, the concert was a trap?

Muscle Man: That's right Rex.

Applejack: Why that hornswoggling hunk of junk!

Apple Bloom: Yeah! What a hornswoggling piece of junk!

Laney: Yeah!

Hood Sickle: They won't even see us coming.

Nico: Nope. Perfect ambush.

Me: We should just about there.

Lola: Look what I found!

Lola found a big buried suitcase full of jewelry and jewels!

Nico: Wow! That must be a heist from years ago. Hold on to that so we can give it to Sheila and Tom later on Lola.

Lola: Okay.

She held on to it.

Roman: Now, what connections does a heist have to do with this?

We shrugged.

Me: You just never know what you can find underground.

Nico: That's true.

Pam: Let's worry about it later.

We nodded and continued on. Then Nico hit a floor tile.

Nico: I think I found a floor tile.

Me: Scans shows that we are right underneath the radio station.

Nico: Awesome.

Myotismon: This is the place.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Wait Nico. We better make sure no security cameras are there.

Nico agreed and used X-Ray Vision to peak out and then he found a bunch of them.

Nico: There's lots of them all over. We'll be spotted very easily.

Bentley: I got this. I'll hack into the system and disable it.

He went and disabled the system with ease from his computer.

Bentley: System disabled.

Nico: Awesome.

Nico popped up his head and we came out.

Mordecai: The machine is above us.

Nico: Okay.

Tania: Entrance time.

Nico: Lets do it.

We flew up and plowed through the ceiling.

K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 was really working hard but then the spirits of the Dark Signers, me, Nico, Eli and the Leaders of the pack swirled around it and then converged and then…

THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!

Massive lightning strikes hit everything for the K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 and short-circuited much of its equipment and then a thunderbird cry was heard and we came out.

Nico: Time to pull the plug on you!

K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Welcome.

Mordecai: You're not going to get anymore songs in!

Maria: That concert you're planning as a trap? Not gonna happen!

Nico: Yeah! You are not using that concert for that!

Eli: Ever!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and short circuited some of its Equipment.

Then Metal Sonic, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, INSTIGATOR, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Kaos, Tchang Zu, Dr. Starbolt, Hades Beast Specter, King of Flan, Copperhead, Femme Fatale, Robo Roxy and Prawn Fangire appeared.

Nico: Metal Sonic, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, INSTIGATOR, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Kaos, Tchang Zu, Dr. Starbolt, Hades Beast Specter, King of Flan, Copperhead, Femme Fatale, Robo Roxy and Prawn Fangire.

Metal Sonic: So, the whole concert was a trap, huh?

Maria: Unfortunately.

Nico: Yeah.

INSTIGATOR: What a ripoff!

Me: HEY! That's my line for unadapted Power Rangers Monsters.

Rhomboid: I hope you blow up that sorry excuse for a radio station real good!

Nico: Oh don't worry we will.

Duff Killigan: (to Nico) We heard you found another sword.

Nico: Not a sword actually. It's a Staff.

Carmen Dillo: Who pulled it out this time?

Judy Shepherd: I did.

Carmen Dillo: Dios mio! Wow! You look amazing Judy.

El Oso: (Spanish Accent) Muy caliente!

Bowling Org then appeared for Round 2.

Bowling Org: (to Izuku and his friends) You guys know how to bowl, right?

Izuku: J.D. has been teaching us.

Bowling Org: Give it a shot.

He set up a lane and some pins and Izuku had a ball ready and then he went and rolled it and then…

BOWLING CRASH!

He knocked down all the pins!

STEEERIKE!

Nico: Nice one Izuku!

Ochaco: YEAH!

We got the usual battles underway.


Vinyl Scratch, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic - Nico's rescue


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) Nico did a good job getting that staff. (laughs) He really thought there was no one to fight, didn't he?

Vinyl Scratch: He sure did and also it was actually Judy that got the staff. It was amazing.

Trixie Lulamoon: Yeah it sure was. That staff is really amazing.

Triple Berry: And Judy earned it too.

Flynn: That staff is really awesome.

Cali: I agree too.

Hugo: I think Judy will be more than capable of handling it.

Mags: Yeah it sure is awesome for her.

Adagio Dazzle: I think it was amazing that Judy got that staff. It was awesome.

Aria Blaze: It sure is and Judy has awesome lightning powers now.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah it sure is cool.

Metal Sonic: That staff is awesome. I'm glad Judy got it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Vinyl Scratch: (THROWS UP THE GOATS) ROCK ON!

Trixie Lulamoon: A victory for the Great and Powerful Trixie!


Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Three Stooges, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR - Lincoln's Rescue


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Raiders of the Lost Ark movie. How was it?

Pinkie Pie: Ooh it was really amazing! They found the Ark of the Covenant and like in the movie they opened it and melted the Nazis to mush! It was amazing!

Featherweight: Boy it sure was. I guess not even anti-God nutcases are worthy of the Ark of the Covenant.

Sprocket: It's what they get for messing around with things no mortal can fathom.

Moe: That's for sure. Back in World War II we faced them Nazis all the time and thwarted them.

INSTIGATOR: Boy that was back 77 years ago and that was awesome for you all during the war.

Curly: Yeash we sure showed them. Shame we didn't do all that to Moe. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Moe: Yeah shame they… (Realizes something) Why you…

HONK CRUNCH BOOF, POINK BONK BOP SLAP!

Moe honked Curly's nose, twisted his ears, hit him in the stomach, poked him in his eyes, bonked him on his head, punched him between the eyes and slapped him.

Moe: (Holds out his fist) See that?

Curly slapped it and Moe swung it around and then…

BONK!

It hit Curly on his head.

Moe: You shut up grapehead.

Larry Fine: Hey leave him alone you big bully!

Moe: Butt out of this ya nitwit!

CLANG!

Moe hit Larry on the head with a frying pan!

They laughed hysterically!

Princess Platinum: That is most amusing!

Commander Hurricane: Yeah it sure is funny!

Chancellor Puddinghead: It's all really funny! Just like all those years ago.

Smart Cookie: Yeah that was great!

Private Pansy: I thought it was cool too.

Clover the Clever: Same here. It's all awesome and funny.

INSTIGATOR: Yeah it sure is funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, magic, lightning, gears and energy and smashed him down.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Mistmane, Somnambula, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers - Meeting a Gem-Knight Lady Rose Diamond Gene-Slammer


The Vreedle Brothers were next.

Octagon: (to Applejack) Heard you guys met a Gem-Knight Lady Rose Diamond Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Applejack: She has one heck of a hard name to pronounce. Her name is Okalani Xayavong.

Apple Bloom: She's from Laos and she is a fashionista like Rarity and Leni.

Flashwing: Boy she sure is amazing when it comes to clothes.

Star Swirl: She sure is awesome at it.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye she sure is lads.

Mistmane: She does have awesome skills in the field.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) We all think it's really awesome for her.

Flash Magnus: She is awesome and her clothes are just as awesome and stylish as Leni and Rarity's clothes.

Mage Meadowbrook: She sure does have a lot of awesome skills.

Gusty The Great: I agree there and they are amazing too.

Clover the Clever: They sure are awesome.

Rhomboid: That is awesome.

Octagon: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, apples, crystal and energy and smashed them down.

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Twilight Sparkle, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Strike Man with Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan - Live Action Jolt


Duff Killigan was next.

Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) I see you've got Live Action Jolt with you lass. He's a perfect addition for the upcoming special mission.

Rarity: Oh I most agree there darling and he will be a great force for the team too.

Sweetie Belle: He sure will be awesome and it's awful that Shockwave in the Live Action Universe destroyed him!

Gill Grunt: Yeah if we see him he will surely be destroyed for sure.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes I agree there too.

Minuette: What some of the transformers, Cemetery Wind and even the World Leaders have done in the universe was horrible to even imagine.

Twinkleshine: Yeah no kidding! That is absolutely disgusting!

Lemon Hearts: It sure is awful! They will all pay for it big time either with their lives or in prison.

Moondancer: I agree there and they must be stopped.

Lyra Heartstrings: Or the relationships with both people and Cybertronians will be destroyed forever.

Sunset Shimmer: We can't let that happen. Not after what the Autobots and the Decepticons went through with fighting in that war for over 8 million years.

Duff Killigan: Aye. I agree with you all there lassies. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!


Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Triple Berry, Pipsqueak, Featherweight, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo - Judy Shepherd's ascension


Carmen Dillo was next.

Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) You should be proud of Judy Shepherd's ascension. Especially since you played a big part in yesterday's mission.

Fluttershy: Boy she sure did a great job in that one too. Especially to a monster like Van Pelt.

Tornado Bolt: I agree there completely. She more than earned the staff.

Stealth Elf: Absolutely. It was really awesome.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure was awesome! We all are really proud of her.

Sweetie Belle: That staff is amazing and the lightning powers go great with her.

Scootaloo: They sure do and Judy is now a great force of good.

Diamond Tiara: She really kicked Van Pelt's butt in the battle yesterday.

Silver Spoon: She sure did and it was amazing.

Triple Berry: We're all really proud of her.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) She sure did amazing then.

Featherweight: Boy she sure did.

Carmen Dillo: I agree there and I'm proud of her too. Lets do it!

Fluttershy: Here we go. ZENKAI CHANGE!

Fluttershy turned into a Green Jungle Fury Ranger!

Fluttershy: ZENKAI NATURE! ゼンカイネイチャー

Carmen Dillo: AWESOME! Fluttershy you look amazing!

Fluttershy: Wow! This is really amazing!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers and grass and energy and smashed him down.

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso - Captain Mel is a small pirate


El Oso was next.

El Oso: (to Sunset Shimmer) Captain Mel's a small pirate. But not to be underestimated.

Sunset Shimmer: (Laughs) No he shouldn't be underestimated. But the Warner siblings proved that one wrong.

Pipsqueak: Boy they sure did and made that guy look like a chump.

Sunburn: They sure did. The Warners are known for making their enemies look like chumps and nincompoops.

Frozen Fright: I have a feeling that tomorrow we're going to be really having a fun one.

Thunder Terror: I hope we face that candy shop owner. Uhh what's his name?

Magma Gloom: Fermin Flaxseed and he is a total jerk! He's a total pompous-windbag jerk that thinks his candy doesn't deserve to be given to anyone.

Toxic Horror: We need to teach that freak some manners!

Louie PoisonSea: Yeah he need to be brought down a huge number of pegs.

El Oso: I agree there. I hate people like that. Lets do it!

Sunset Shimmer: Here we go! ZENKAI CHANGE!

Sunset turned into her new Zenkaiger form! It was an Orange Version of the Samurai Rangers and she had a helmet with the Kanji for Element on it!

Sunset Shimmer: ZENKAI SAMURAI! ゼンカイサムライ

Sunset Shimmer: WHOA!

El Oso: Wow! That is awesome Sunset!

Sunset Shimmer: It sure is! Wow!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed him down.

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Spitfire, Soarin, Wind Socks, Lightning Dust, Angel Wings, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Slappy Squirrel's Enemies will be awesome for the Masters of Evil


Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) Slappy Squirrel's Enemies will be awesome for the Masters of Evil. Captain Mel is just the start.

Rainbow Dash: They sure are worthy of being in the M.O.E. Many of the characters of Animaniacs are awesome for the group.

Scootaloo: Yeah they sure are and they are funny.

Whirlwind: I think all the enemies of the Warners and the crew of Animaniacs are perfect for it as weill.

Spitfire: Same here guys.

Soarin: Yeah they sure are funny and great.

Wind Socks: Especially Daniel Boone. He was trying to chop down Slappy's tree.

Lightning Dust: It's so funny how Slappy always outsmarts her enemies every time and always blows them up sky high.

Angel Wings: I never get tired of that. It's so awesome.

Vapor Trail: Really cracks me up too.

Sky Stinger: Yeah it sure is funny!

Tchang Zu: Yeah it sure is. Slappy is a cartoon comedy master. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows, wind and lightning and smashed him down.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, Cloud Star, Lilly Crystal, Tussle Sprout and Golden Queen VS Kaos - How many enemies does Slappy the Squirrel have?


Kaos was next.

Kaos: (to Twilight) How many enemies does Slappy the Squirrel have? Are there a lot?

Twilight Sparkle: From the way that Slappy blows many of them up I would have to say yes. But she has a bunch of them. Walter Wolf, Doug the Dog, Stinkbomb, Sid the Squid, Beanie the Braindead Moron Bison, and entertainment critics Lean Hisskil and Codger Eggbert.

Kaos: Wow! Those guys sound pretty silly.

Starshine Sparkle: They sure are funny.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah they are! Beanie is dumber than a sack full of dirty diapers.

Spyro: But also Lean Hisskil and Codger Eggbert are parodies of the late famous TV and Entertainment Critics, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.

Princess Cadance: They were awesome critics.

Shining Armor: They sure were.

Flurry Heart: Yeah they sure were.

Cloud Star: Gene died of a brain tumor and Roger Ebert died of natural causes.

Lilly Crystal: They were the greatest critics of all.

Kaos: Yes they will never be forgotten. Lets do it for I, KAOS, Command it!

They fired waves of magic and smashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Granny Smith, Star Strike and RD Carol VS Dr. Starbolt - Stella's first Ambassador Mission


Dr. Starbolt was next.

Dr. Starbolt: I heard that today was the first day of Stella's ambassador missions. How did it go?

Starlight Glimmer: It was really awesome and they took down 5 Fangires. They are like vampires and they suck out souls.

Cozy Glow: They are scary and ugly too.

Hex: Boy they sure are and they are awesome and tough too.

Applejack: Boy they sure are scary and crazy too.

Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure are.

Big Mac: Eeyup!

Bright Mac: But some of them are sure to be great members of the Masters of Evil.

Pear Butter: I agree there.

Granny Smith: Those Fangires are as terrifying as a rattlesnake caught in a bear trap.

Dr. Starbolt: I can tell but yeah I agree too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, lightning, bones and magic and apples and smashed him down.

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, RD Lucy and Kaina Tsutsumi VS Hades Beast Specter - Kicking Fangire butt


Hades Beast Specter was next.

Hades Beast Specter: Boy everyone got to kick a lot of Fangire butt in Stella's mission.

Princess Luna: They sure did and it was most enjoyable to hear about.

Moondust: I thought it was really awesome myself.

Snowdrop: Yeah it sure was cool.

Gari: Kicking Fangire butt was really awesome.

Blackout: Those monsters will think twice before messing with everyone.

RD Lucy: Yeah I agree there.

Kaina Tsutsumi: What they do is horrible and people are dying out there because of them.

Hades Beast Specter: I agree there. They need to be wiped out. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.

Princess Luna: A True victory of the night!


Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, RD Luan and Himiko Toga VS King of Flan - Taking down 5 Fangire


King of Flan was next.

King of Flan: (Spanish Accent) That was great of everyone to take down 5 Fangire.

Princess Celestia: Boy it was so amazing too!

Amber Morning: It sure was cool seeinf and hearing about it too.

Spotlight: Yeah those monsters are gonna think twice before messing with us.

Princess Luna: I agree on that one too.

Princess Cadance: I think it's gonna be awesome and they will all be destroyed.

Princess Amore: The Evil Fangire that is. They will all pay.

Himiko Toga: They give all vampires everywhere a bad name.

King of Flan: I agree there too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Tea Gardner, Mai Valentine, Vivian Wong, Serenity Wheeler, Rebecca Hawkins, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead - Jolt is an awesome Autobot


Copperhead was next.

Copperhead: (to Tea) Jolt's an awesome Autobot. Especially with his electrified whips!

Tea Gardner: I agree there and he is really cool.

Mai Valentine: He sure has amazing skills and powers.

Vivian Wong: I think it's really awesome too. His electrified whips are awesome.

Serenity Wheeler: Yeah they sure are cool.

Rebecca Hawkins: Yeah we all think so too.

Copperhead: I agree too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed him down.

Tea Gardner: ALL RIGHT!


Alexis Rhodes, Mindy, Jasmine, Blair, Princess Rose, Tania, Camula, Sarina, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale - KILIT DJ 3000 reminds me of Skynet from the Terminator Movies


Femme Fatal was next.

Femme Fatale: (to Alexis) K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 reminds me of Skynet from the Terminator Movies. (grumbles) But that's 30 dollars on tickets that I'm not getting back now!

Alexis Rhodes: We'll make sure that the money that was stolen gets back. But yeah now that you mention it, K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 does remind me of Skynet just without the weapons to destroy humanity.

Mindy: Yeah that was awful!

Jasmine: Boy it sure was scary!

Blair: No kidding there! That was awful!

Princess Rose: It sure was! But soon that machine will be destroyed.

Tania: I agree there.

Camula: (Transylvanian Accent) I agree too and it will not be pretty.

Sarina: I am glad we're going to destroy it.

Femme Fatale: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed her down.

Alexis Rhodes: YEAH!


Akiza Izinski, Luna, Sherry LeBlanc, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy - Mordecai and Rigby facing KILIT DJ 3000 before


Robo-Roxy was next.

Robo-Roxy: That is amazing that Mordecai and Rigby faced the K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 once before.

Akina Izinski: I think it's really awesome myself too.

Luna (5D's): It sure is. I have a feeling that this will be awesome to see it be destroyed forever.

Sherry LeBlanc: (French Accent) It sure will be most enjoyable.

Carly Atlas: It sure will. That machine is going down.

Misty Tredwell: I am glad it will be destroyed.

Robo-Roxy: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed her down.

Akiza Izinski: YEAH!


Tori Meadows, Rio Kastle, Kari Tsukumo, Sarina and Sherry LeBlanc VS Prawn Fangire


Prawn Fangire was next.

Prawn Fangire: YOU HAVE HUMILIATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH!

Tori Meadow: Eat Dirt shrimp boy!

Tori teleported and kicked him down!

Rio Kastle: Yeah you freak of stained glass!

Kari Tsukumo: You need to be taught some manners!

They punched and kicked and pulverized him all over. They smashed him down with incredible force.


Wild Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Bowling Org


Bowling Org was next.

Bowling Org: J.D. sure taught Izuku and friends well.

Nico: They sure did and we give them some fun in their own Indoor Bowling Lane.

Bowling Org: Awesome!

Nico: Time for some buttkicking!

Nico teleported and opened Bowling Org's safe and in it was a bunch of swords and spellbooks called the Destroyers of Cemetery Wind, they're large swords with the anti-Cemetery Wind symbol etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels, and large colored spellbooks, and inside the pages of the books are some awesome spells that are bound to give the Cemetery Wind terrorists and The Fallen a nasty lesson in pain. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers too!

Nico: Lets do it! LION BLASTER CANNON MODE!

Cole: JUNGLE SWORD! SAVAGE SLASH!

Troy: JUNGLE BLASTER! SAVAGE BLAST!

Nico: FIRE!

They slashed Bowling Org and then blasted him all over with energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Bowling Org you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing KILIT DJ 3000!

Nico: Time to pull the plug!

Emma: Time to play a last song!

Nico: Yeah and it will be awesome.

Hailey Timaeus: And we got just the monsters for this. First I will summon my dragon self and merge him with Sonata the Melodious Diva!

She summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Sonata the Melodious Diva and they formed into an awesome new monster. Sonata was wearing awesome armor and she had a really cool sword and Timaeus had musical notes all over him. It was a new monster called SONATA THE MELODIOUS DRAGON SONG KNIGHT!

Hailey Timaeus: Say Hello to Sonata the Melodious Dragon Song Knight!

Joan Critias: Now for me. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Loge's Flame!

She summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Loge's Flame and they formed into a dragon made entirely out of blue fire and it was incredibly powerful! It was called VALKYRIE FLAME DRAGON!

Joan Critias: Meet Valkyrie Flame Dragon!

Gina Hermos: And now me. I summon my dragon self and I'm merge him with Magician's Valkyria!

She summoned The Claw of Hermos and he merged with Magician's Valkyria! They formed into an awesome and powerful sorcerer staff! It was called VALKYRIA DRAGON FLAMESTAFF!
Gina Hermos: this is the Valkyria Dragon Flamestaff!

Nico: Wow! Those are awesome girls!

Me: Awesome!

Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

We summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megarangers and Kyurangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL MACHINE FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kiramagers!

Nico: Lets get this tin can!

We fired waves of lightning and elements and blasted it all over and we were really letting it have it. Then I fired an energy blast and it hit the machine and a huge tank full of money was revealed! It was full of millions of dollars in cash.

Femme Fatale: Hey there's the money!

Eli: I got it!

Eli brought the money over to us.

KILIT DJ 3000: Who do you think you all are!?

Me: The kind of people that are going to kick your twisted ugly fucking metal ass!

We continued firing and blasted it all over.

Offroad, Sailor Saturn, Palutena and Sideswipe used the Earth, Saturn, Nintendo and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and enhanced Offroad's Glass Gas, Sideswipe's Phosphorous Flares And Sailor Sature and Palutena's powers 100-fold.

Offroad and Sailor Saturn: GLASS OF SATURN!

Palutena and G1 Sideswipe: LIGHT FLARE MEGABLAST!

Baron Mordo and Mystic Force Rangers: MYSTIC FLARE ELEMENT BLAST!

Drakkon and Mighty Morphin Rangers: DINOSAUR DRAGON BLAST!

Myotismon and Zyuoghers: SPIRITS OF THE ANIMALS BLAST!

Roman and Lupinrangers: SPIDER THIEF BLAST!

Rex and RPM Rangers: CONDOR APOCALYPSE SHOT!

Carly and ToQgers: HUMMINGBIRD TRAIN BLAST!

Misty and Kyurangers: LIZARD STARSTORM BLAST!

Devack and Megaforce Rangers: MONKEY MEGA BLAST!

Greiger and Samurai Rangers: WHALE SAMURAI SLASH!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers and Kalin: GIANT TRAIN MEGABLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Rainbooms and Eli: MUSIC OF FRIENDSHIP THUNDERSTRIKE!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Rainbow Dash, Dazzlings, me, Nico, Luna, Sam: MUSIC OF RAINBOWS MEGABLAST!

We fired a massive blast of music and rainbows!

Lincoln: MUSIC ELEMENT STYLE: HOTEL CALIFORNIA!

Sari Sumdac: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: BYE BYE BYE!

Juri Han: MUSIC DARK STYLE: DANCING IN THE DARK!

Entrapta: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: KUNG FU FIGHTING!

Perfuma: MUSIC NATURE STYLE: FIREFLIES!

Frosta: MUSIC ICE STYLE: ICE ICE BABY!

Jessica Shannon: MUSIC FIRE STYLE: FOOTLOOSE!

Yuna: MUSIC WATER STYLE: LAND DOWN UNDER!

Ibuki: MUSIC DARK STYLE: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

Girl Jordan: MUSIC SOLAR STYLE: BEDS ARE BURNING!

Makoto (Street Fighter): MUSIC LIGHT STYLE: HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF!

Rachel Alucard: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: BALLROOM BLITZ!

Chai Xianghua: MUSIC WATER STYLE: SMOOTH CRIMINAL!

Chronoa: MUSIC TIME STYLE: OUT OF TOUCH!

Mollie: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: SEND ME AN ANGEL!

Toph: MUSIC EARTH STYLE: TARZAN BOY!

Princia Ramode: MUSIC FIRE STYLE: RING OF FIRE!

Lucy Liberty: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: MR. ROBOTO!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into music from said songs.

Lincoln and his harem: MUSIC FINAL SMASH: MUSICAL BIG BANG ATTACK!

They fired a massive musical Big Bang Attack at K.I.L.I.T. DJ 3000 which explodes on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The entire radio station was completely destroyed and up in flames and then we came out and with huge bags of money too. K.I.L.I.T. Radio and the DJ 3000 was gone!

El Oso: That's the end of K.I.L.I.T. Radio.

Rainbow Dash: You said it!

Nico: Good riddance!

Tchang Zu: Now we just have to tell everyone the concert was a trap.

Kaos: I'm sure they'll take it maturely.

Ophelia Bluestein: I think I'm gonna like it here with you guys.

Copperhead: Of course you will.

Femme Fetale: And maybe you can teach some of us some math lesson too.

Me: Yeah!

Ophelia Bluestein: I would be honored

Nico: Just like old times. But great job today everyone.

Mordecai: This was awesome!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Then, we saw a giant huge brain with clawed hands on its tentacles and one huge eye, it was none other than the Brain Golem from the Gradius franchise.

Nico: Whoa, so that the Brain Golem?

Me: Yep, from the Gradius franchise. Terrifying, isn't it?

Nico: You weren't even kidding, J.D., that sure is one terrifying brain alien.

Lincoln: We haven't faced off against any monsters from the Gradius franchise before, so this is going to be a good one.

Iyana the Earth Faerie: Indeed, and I'm not going to let this brain alien get away with trying to cause havoc here.

Suddenly, Iyana the Earth Faerie's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with plants, leaves, and Earth faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached the Brain Golem, she left green energy, plants, leaves, and Earth faeries with every step. Suddenly, Iyana the Earth Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with plants and leaves surrounding it, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Iyana the Earth Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Iyana the Earth Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has light green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with leaves, plants, and earth fairies surrounding her, she has an Earth faerie with the Earth Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth Kanji in its hands, she has an Earth faerie with green gems for the eyes and the Earth Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Iyana the Earth Faerie has on a light green sleeveless dress with a forest green phoenix on it, green ankle-length high-heeled leather combat boots, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves, plants, and Earth faeries on the coattails, and on the back is an Earth faerie with a leaf above its head. Iyana the Earth Faerie's light green fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have an Earth faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Iyana the Earth Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Iyana the Earth Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, Iyana the Earth Faerie has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the Earth faerie that said, "Iyana the Earth Faerie, Earth Faerie of Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Plants and Earth Faeries."

地球の妖精イヤナ、ネオピアの地球の妖精、最も暗い妖精の先駆者、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして植物と地球の妖精のマスター

Iyana the Earth Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE FOREST EARTH FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

We were amazed by Iyana the Earth Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when the Brain Golem saw it, it tried to fire laser blasts from its hands, but Iyana the Earth Faerie fired a powerful blast of green energy with earth faeries and magic, and it hit the giant brain alien, and tied him up in green vines so strong, he couldn't get out.

Nico: Wow, Iyana the Earth Faerie's transformed.

Me: That's so awesome.

Lincoln: Wow, Iyana, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Iyana the Earth Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Forest Earth Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to the Brain Golem once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Iyana.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Iyana the Earth Faerie.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that giant brain alien.

Lincoln and Iyana the Earth Faerie went after the Brain Golem, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Earth Faeries, at the Brain Golem, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the giant one-eyed brain alien. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and left painful scars on it, and Iyana the Earth Faerie fired powerful green energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.

Then, Lincoln sprouted his eleven long, massive, and powerful white werewolf tails, but this time, instead of the eleven large wolf heads, they had Cell's suction stingers on them, and Lincoln sent them, and after he stabbed them into the Brain Golem, he began sucking out and absorbing the Brain Golem's bio-energy, and his rainbow energy aura with Thunderbirds, Buffalos, Phoenixes, Angels, and elemental forces flared up as he was gaining a massive power boost as he made the Brain Golem's powers his own. Suddenly, we saw the Brain Golem was starting to shrivel up as Lincoln continued to absorb its bio-energy, and then, there was nothing left of the Brain Golem as Lincoln absorbed it into his body, and his tails sank back into his body. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Iyana the Earth Faerie did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Iyana the Earth Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.

Iyana the Earth Faerie: That's it for that monster. Thank you for helping me take care of that zombie, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Iyana.

Suddenly, Iyana the Earth Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Iyana the Earth Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Iyana the Earth Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earth Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with plants growing around them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: Now, that's awesome. Not only did we see another awesome display from Lincoln and one of his future wives kissing, but we've also seen a display of the elemental forces from the Faeries of Neopia when they and Lincoln kiss.

Eli: That's amazing.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: It was awesome.

Nico: Yeah it was. Lets go home.

Rainbow Dash: (To the viewers) Music is great! But it's what comes from your hearts that makes a really awesome and great song.

Nico: That is true.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and then went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This chapter was based on the Regular Show episode KILIT Radio and that was a great one. It had some very strong similarities to the Terminator Movies minus the bits that were destroying everything and everyone and all that and it was cool! It aired on Earth Day or April 22nd, 2013 and it was really awesome! The first part of the chapter was an awesome treasure hunt! It was awesome! The Second part was for the Indiana Jones movie called Raiders of The Lost Ark and that was a wicked awesome movie! The ending where the Nazis looked into the Ark and had their faces and bodies melted was awesome and one of the most gruesome scenes ever! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Nuju, Applejack, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily go on an awesome fight in the world of Shrek against Fairy Godmother and her cronies and take down her evil Xenophobic ways for good! We're also going to meet an Evolved Polar Manzardill gene-slammer named Amelia Waverley. Amelia is Nico's friend from North Pole, Alaska and she is both smart and awesome in dogsledding. She loves huskies and malamutes. She went to Nico's school and was also giving pet therapy classes too. She also was in Nico's metalworking classes and she did a lot. Next for Lincoln's rescue we're going into the world of the episode of Looney Tunes called Drip-Along Daffy and we're going to take down Nasty Canasta and Lincoln is gonna show his immunity to poisons by drinking drinks made with Cobra Fang Juice, Old Panther and Hydrogen Bitters and that is gonna be awesome! Also they are going to recruit Nasty Canasta into the M.O.E. And they are going to meet a gene-slammer for Number 87: Queen of The Night named Carly Morgan and she is Lincoln and his sisters friend who has a REALLY DARK PAST from a massively traumatic experience that happened from her mother who is insane. The next chapter is gonna be where we go back to the planet Ra'Dos and we're going to face Lady K'tahsh. We're going to make that monster bitch pay for her crimes.

See you all tomorrow.