Flying over the land of Far Far Away was Nico, Nuju, Applejack, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we got world that Fairy Godmother was back and she is out to finish what she started in the past.
The Fairy Godmother is the main antagonist of Shrek 2 and the posthumous overarching antagonist of Shrek the Third. She is also briefly mentioned in Shrek Forever After.
Just like in her origin story, the Fairy Godmother is a magical fairy. However, her personality is different from her classic counterpart's personality. She is also the mother of Prince Charming. She originally made a deal with King Harold to have Charming rescue Fiona from the Dragon's Keep and free her from the curse which makes her turn into an ogress by night, but her plans were foiled when Shrek and Donkey rescued Fiona before Charming could arrive.
In the film, she was voiced by Jennifer Saunders, who also played Other Spink in Coraline. In the video-game, she was voiced by Claudia Christian, who also played Helga Katrina Sinclair in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
Years before the events of Shrek 2, Princess Fiona's parents, King Harold and Queen Lillian ask the Fairy Godmother to help their cursed daughter Princess Fiona get rid of her curse. Fiona was cursed by a witch, causing her to turn into an ogre every night and return to human form at sunrise. The Fairy Godmother told them to lock her away in a dragon-guarded castle where she would be rescued by her son, Prince Charming, who was supposed to kiss Fiona and break her curse.
Years later, during the events of Shrek 2, the Fairy Godmother is first seen physically when Fiona goes to her bedroom balcony and cries because her father King Harold was not pleased that her new husband Shrek was an ogre, her tears supposedly calling to the Fairy Godmother. Arriving, the Fairy Godmother is surprised to learn that Fiona matured. She decides to show her powers to make her pretty, but Fiona refuses kindly, much to the shock of her furniture. When Shrek and Donkey enter, Fairy Godmother discovers that Shrek is Fiona's husband much to her confusion. Before she could leave, she reminds Fiona that if she should ever need her, happiness is just a tear drop away, handing her a card Shrek swipes from her angrily, replying that they all the "happiness" they need. To learn more, she picks up her son and goes to take Harold for a ride in a carriage. They both confront the king, revealing that Charming travels a long distance by horse to the Dragon's Keep to rescue Fiona. To his shock, he finds the Big Bad Wolf in her bed instead who tells him that Fiona has already been rescued and is on her honeymoon. The trio stop by Friar's Fat Boy. The Fairy Godmother is seen to order two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo, and chili rings, while also offering King Harold curly fries or a sourdough soft taco, both of which he refuses. Prince Charming requests a Medieval Meal, which comes with a paper king's crown and a free battle-axe. The Fairy Godmother states that Fiona and Charming will be together which is what's best best for both his daughter and his kingdom. After they drop king Harold back to the castle, he asks what he should do about it. The battle-axe is later given to him. The Fairy Godmother demands him to use his imagination and returns to her cottage.
Fairy Godmother is later seen again when Shrek, who had a fight with Fiona after Fairy Godmother left the Far Far Away castle, visits her cottage with Donkey and their new friend Puss-In-Boots, which to their surprise is actually a large factory where she manufactures spells and potions. They walk in on her while she's brewing a love potion singing her same song, which included "a drop of desire, a pinch of passion and just a hint of lust". When Fairy Godmother see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, Shrek ask her to help him with Fiona. However, she spites him by saying that ogres don't live happily ever after. Before Shrek leaves, he steals one of her potions, the Happily Ever After potion to be specific, and causes a giant mess. After Fairy Godmother learns that Shrek stole the Happily Ever After potion, she realizes that she could use it to her advantage.
The following day, after Shrek (and Donkey) have drunken the potion and Shrek has become a handsome human, Donkey has become a stallion, and Fiona has become human again, Fairy Godmother and Charming go to the castle where Charming poses as a transformed Shrek while the Fairy Godmother prevents the real Shrek from finding Fiona and then makes him witness a "moment" between Charming and Fiona, making him believe she's fallen for Charming. She uses his grief to seemingly gently convince him to stop living in a fairytale, and that if he truly loves Fiona he'll let her go. The plan works but is blown when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss see her, Charming, and Harold at the Poisoned Apple tavern.
When Charming complains that Fiona is not warming up to him, Harold wants to call the whole thing off, declaring that you can't force someone to fall in love. Undeterred, the Fairy Godmother gives Harold a love potion she was working on earlier and orders him to have Fiona drink some of it, saying it will make her fall in love with the first man she kisses, and to make sure it is Charming. At first, Harold refuses, but Fairy Godmother then blackmails him by reminding him that she helped him with his happily ever after and that she can take it away just as easily, making Harold give in. Then, when Charming calls her his mother, they hear Donkey shout, "Mother?!" and look outside to see him with Shrek and Puss, the three of them having heard the whole plan. Realizing the jig is up, the Fairy Godmother calls the trio "Thieves", bumps into the Headless Horseman and has them arrested and imprisoned while she and Charming attend the royal ball.
She then notices Fiona is not going for Charming (who's still under the impression he's Shrek) because of his behavior. She then declares to dedicate a song to Fiona and "Prince Shrek" and sings "Holding Out for a Hero," causing Fiona and Charming to dance. The plan almost works until Donkey, Puss, and the real Shrek arrive, having been rescued by Shrek's fairytale friends. They fight over her over the Fairy Godmother's wand. Fairy Godmother quickly orders her son to kiss Fiona, telling him she's already taken the potion, but after Charming kisses Fiona, she headbutts him, revealing Harold didn't give Fiona the philtre, after all. Charming manages to recover and then grabs his mother's wand out of Puss's paw and throws it to her.
Enraged, the Fairy Godmother turns to Shrek and Fiona, exclaiming a final foolish belief message directed at Shrek, "I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!" She then unleashes a purple death ray from her wand as soon as the ray is about to hit Shrek. King Harold jumps in the way and then the spell reflects off the armor he is wearing, and hits the Fairy Godmother. At first she seems unharmed, but as she prepares to attack again, she suddenly bursts into nothing but bubbles and sparkles, leaving only her damaged glasses and wand, which dims out along with her life, thus proving its actually villains like her who truly don't live a happily ever after.
Nico: I can't believe that the Fairy Godmother is back.
Eli: She doesn't know when to quit!
Lana: No she doesn't!
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Nuju.
Nuju: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be awesome to face the Fairy Godmother again.
Camie: I heard about this version of the Fairy Godmother and she is bad news.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah she sure is bad.
Nico: Nuju, your missions won't be immediately after Stella's. But I promise they will be in May.
Nuju: And I know where I'm going too. I'm going to meet the W Kamen Riders during that time and I'm looking forward to that one.
Eli: Boy me too. That one is where he can use 2 forms at once and use the powers of the elements in the forms of those awesome chips.
Me: Boy that one was so cool! I loved how Philip and Shotaro were both using one body in that one. That took a lot of coordination.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Yep that one was neat.
Camie: It sure was cool.
Kaina Tsutsumi: It sure was awesome. And those monsters they faced were made from chips.
Lola: Yeah they were scary!
Lily: But the sword we saw was awesome and J.D. used that.
Nico: Kinda like how me and Salem shared the same body before I helped get her out
Eli: Very much so.
Tsuyu: That is amazing that Salem lived inside you before she came out.
Me: Yeah but we found out some very interesting things about her.
I went over Salem's history.
Salem is the main antagonist of the American animated web series RWBY. She leads a group of people with malicious plans, with her goals being to divide and weaken the people of Remnant, then collect the four Relics and summon the Gods so they will finally end her immortality.
She is voiced by Jen Taylor, who also voiced Cortana in the Halo series.
In a time before the world was Remnant, Salem was a human woman locked in a tower by her cruel father. One day, she was rescued by a brave knight named Ozma. The two fell in love and spent their life together until Ozma fell deathly ill and passed away. Desperate to bring back her lost love, Salem met with the God of Light to beg him to bring Ozma back, but the God of Light refused in order to maintain the balance of life and death.
Seeing no other hope, Salem turned to the God of Darkness for help. The God of Darkness, thinking he has a worshiper and follower, agreed to her request. However, the God of Light intervened and explained the situation to the God of Darkness, who corrected his mistake. The two of them then cursed Salem with immortality by bathing her in the Fountain of Life, hoping that it would teach her the importance of life and death.
Salem was distraught that she could not die and be with her beloved, even trying to kill herself many times. However, she decided she could use her gift to get revenge on the gods. She went around the world, flaunting her immortality and claiming she stole it from the gods. She would describe the gods as being able to be overthrown, leading to a massive human revolution against the gods. When humans tried to kill the gods, the God of Darkness wiped out everyone in the world except for Salem, and the gods abandoned the world as a "Remnant" of what it once was.
Salem wandered the world for centuries as life returned to it, but only desired to die. She eventually came across the God of Darkness' Grimm Pool, which she thought would counter the Fountain of Life and finally kill her. She dove in, but was not killed, but rather transformed into an entity craving destruction while also given authority over the Grimm.
However, Ozma was given the chance by the God of Light to return to Remnant and reunite humanity. Once he did, he could gather the relics of knowledge, creation, choice, and destruction to summon the gods again and have them once again live among them. However, if humanity was still divided when they returned, the gods would wipe the world clean again. Ozma agreed to the task so he could be with Salem again, and returned in a new body. He found Salem, and the two reunited, though she blamed the destruction of the old world on the gods and Ozma did not tell her of his task. Seeing each other as immortal beings, Salem suggested they use their powers to become the new gods of the world. Ozma reluctantly agreed, and the two grew a following as god-like beings, establishing a kingdom. The two quickly married and started a family, parenting four daughters.
However, Salem's ambitions grew stronger, and her desire to rule over humans began to become her one goal and obsession. Ozma, fearful of the person she had become, explained to her why he had been sent back. She didn't mind this and stated instead that she plans on replacing the current humans with magical humans from their bloodline. Alas, such dreams would come to a tragic and brutal end when Ozma, finally unable to tolerate Salem's malicious ways any longer, tried to sneak away with their children. Salem caught them and betrayed, furiously attacked Ozma. Although Ozma was the more powerful warrior, Salem's immortality allowed her to emerge victorious as though he was able to kill her, she would simply resurrect until he was finally too injured to be able to fight back anymore and Salem killed him while condemning Ozma for not being able to just settle in with her, as their daughters were killed in process.
However, because his task was not yet completed, Ozma's soul traveled into the body of a like-minded individual. This continued for centuries until Ozma, now known as Ozpin, remembered his task and began trying to reunite humanity. However, Salem opposed him and tried to divide humanity. She kept a facade that she wanted to use the Relics to remake the world, but in truth she had long lost interest in such dreams: Shattered by the deaths of her daughter and the destruction of the kingdom she and Ozma had built and with it, the only time she was truly happy, Salem only cared to find a way to be released from her immortality. Knowing that bringing the Relics together would summon the Gods, Salem planned to find and unite the relics after she had divided humanity so when the gods would see how divided the world still was, it would be destroyed and Salem along with it, finally giving her rest.
Sometime before the beginning of the series, Salem identified Silver-Eyed Warriors as being threats to her Grimm conquest, and began working on wiping them all out. This included hiring Tock to assist in the genocide. At some point, Salem was challenged by Summer Rose, a Silver-Eyed Huntress and mother of series protagonist Ruby Rose, and presumably killed her, the encounter being enough of a fight that she seemed to respect Summer for her capabilities and courage. Volume 1
In "Ruby Rose", Salem narrates the early of history of humanity, born from dust. She tells of their struggles against the Creatures of Grimm, their discovery of nature's wrath, Dust and the beginnings of civilization in the absence of the shadow of the Grimm. Salem ominously warns that "there will be no victory in strength". However, Ozpin replies that "Perhaps victory is in the simpler things that you've long forgotten. Things that require a smaller, more honest soul."
Volume 3
In "End of the Beginning", after the fall of Beacon Academy and the death and destruction that are wrought upon Vale, Salem's conversation with Ozpin is continued. Salem declares that this is merely the first step in her plan to divide humanity, to snuff out their source of hope which they draw strength from. She claims that she will destroy everything that Ozpin has built, and she invites him to send in his Guardians, his Huntsmen and his Huntresses, and his "simple soul", for she is confident she will defeat them all and expresses malicious joy at the idea of seeing Ozpin burn.
Volume 4
In "The Next Step", after the Fall of Beacon, Salem holds a meeting with her subordinates in her lair. She orders Doctor Watts to meet with an informant in Mistral, Hazel Rainart to meet with the White Fang leader, Sienna Khan and Tyrian Callows to hunt down Ruby Rose whilst Cinder Fall stays at her side for "treatment". She claims Haven Academy will be the next to fall.
In "Of Runaways and Stowaways", Salem remains in her lair with Cinder as she receives her "treatment". Salem tells Cinder "it" can sense her fear and tells Cinder to make it fear her instead. A Seer floats into the meeting room and gives a message to Salem regarding the Grimm's lack of progress in finding the relic at Beacon Academy. Salem turns to Cinder and adamantly asks her for a final answer reporting on whether she killed Ozpin or not.
When Cinder turns to Emerald to speak on her behalf, Salem angrily slams the table and orders Cinder to say it herself. Cinder reaffirms Ozpin's death. Salem orders the Grimm to reinforce their numbers at Beacon Academy, stating "The relic is there." She then mutters to herself, "What are you planning?"
In "Taking Control", Salem is seen training Cinder to control her Fall Maiden powers by pitting her against Grimm. Furious that Cinder continues to have difficulty using them, Salem asks Cinder if she lied about wanting power. Tyrian then enters the room and Salem asks if he succeeded in retrieving Ruby Rose. Upon hearing he failed his mission, Salem expresses disappointment in him before leaving the room.
In "No Safe Haven", Salem is seen watching Cinder train with more Grimm and smiles when Cinder mercilessly incinerates a vision of a defeated Ruby Rose created by Emerald.
Volume 5
In "Dread in the Air", Salem and a recovered Cinder are contacted through a Seer by Watts and Leonardo Lionheart. Lionheart informs Salem that Qrow Branwen had arrived at Haven Academy with Team RNJR and told them he believes the Spring Maiden is hiding in Raven Branwen's bandit tribe. Pleased at this news, Salem instructs Cinder to travel to Anima with her team to meet with Watts and convince Raven to cooperate with them.
Once they have the Spring Maiden and use her to retrieve the relic, Cinder will then contact Hazel and fulfill their promise to let the White Fang destroy Haven Academy. In the meantime, Salem assigns Watts to begin work on a new tail for Tyrian, who lost it in battle with Qrow and Team RNJR, before ending the call.
Salem then listens to Cinder vent her frustrations about working with bandits and keeping Ruby Rose alive. Salem tells Cinder not to underestimate the usefulness of others, using Lionheart as an example and warns Cinder that if Ruby has learned to harness her powers, she must make sure to protect her own. Before Cinder departs, Salem requests that she informs Tyrian she wishes to have a word with him.
In "Haven's Fate", when Professor Lionheart attempts to gather items in his office and flee the losing battle at Haven, Salem contacts him through the Seer and asks Lionheart where he was going, to which Lionheart can only stammer. Salem then asks him if there was something he wanted to tell her, to which he tells her that Cinder was to blame for deviating from the original plan. When Lionheart begs that he could flee to her location and prove he still has used to her, she replies with nothing but silence, having decided to kill Lionheart, upon realizing just how cowardly Lionheart is and how easily he would turn his back on her. Realizing that Salem has no intention of letting him live, Lionheart tries to destroy the Seer only for Salem to have it knock Lionheart's weapon away, after which Lionheart attempts to run away only to be grabbed by the Seer and while begging for his life and contentiously telling Salem he could still be of use to her, Salem coldly ignores Lionheart's pleas and has the Seer viciously stab Lionheart until he dies. After killing Lionheart, Salem looks through the Seer and disgustingly notes that Lionheart was a coward.
Volume 6
In "Uncovered," the God of Light's creation Jinn reveals that Salem was once a human.
In "The Lost Fable", Jinn tells Team RWBY, Oscar, and Qrow Salem's story, from being locked in her tower as a human to her fall, her rebirth as a monster, and her conflict with Ozpin. However, she also reveals that Salem cannot be destroyed.
In "So That's How it Is", Salem calls a meeting. She disciplines Hazel, demanding he tells her the reason they failed at Haven Academy. Hazel explains that it was Cinder's fault, and Salem decides that she will leave Cinder behind. Hazel then tells her that Ozpin is still alive, and has inhabited a new body much sooner than normal. This infuriates Salem, as Ozpin getting the Relic to Atlas would prevent her from achieving her goals, to where she emits a dark aura and starts cracking the windows of the room and dismisses her faction. Once they have left, Salem tries to calm down but eventually snaps and unleashes her magic in a rage with a scream so powerful it shatters the windows of the room.
In "Our Way", Emerald and Mercury look on in shock and horror as Salem creates new, hybrid Beringels with wings on their backs. Hazel tells them that Salem is taking matters into her own hands.
Volume 7
In "Gravity", as tensions rise between Team RWBY, general Ironwood, and the Ace-Ops, a seer Grimm bursts out of Watts' duffle bag. Salem's disembodied voices addresses Ironwood. Shortly after, the seer Grimm dies. Upon death, it releases a smoke projection of Salem. Salem tells RWBY and Ironwood that Watts and Tyrian were not sent to Atlas to "win", but to set the stage for her. Salem offers the choice of surrender or die, to which, Ironwood refuses to back down. Ruby steps in and tells Salem they are going to stop her. Salem retorts and tells her, her mother said those words. Ruby then breaks down and her silver eyes flash for a brief second. The Salem smoke projection dissipates.
In "The Enemy of Trust", Salem is seen riding on top of a whale Grimm with an army of Grimm flying behind her.
Volume 8
In "Divide", Salem sits on a throne inside Monstra, where she is reunited with Cinder. She expresses disappointment with Cinder, telling her she put her trust in having Cinder as the host for the Maiden powers, and it wouldn't have been wise coming back empty handed. To the immortal queen's surprise, Cinder offers her the Relic of Knowledge, the Fall Maiden takes full credit in stealing it from Ironwood, this frustrates Neo. Tyrian then steps forth from the shadows and begins taunting Cinder. Telling her she isn't cunning, but that Ironwood is an idiot.
Cinder retorts by saying that very same General outsmarted him and Watts. She then sarcastically tells the Faunus it is a shame Watts never made it back. Tyrian answers her and says Watts was a necessary sacrifice. Their argument is cut short when Salem asks who Neo is and Cinder answers that Neo is a very useful asset. This further frustrates the mute enforcer. Shortly after, Hazel, Emerald, and Mercury arrive. Emerald sees Cinder and is delighted her old master has returned, but Cinder berates her, shutting down any happy emotions Emerald had. Cinder tells Salem that Polendina's robot got in her way from obtaining the Winter Maiden powers, and will soon claim what is hers. But Salem tells her to know her place and Cinder reluctantly grovels before her queen. Salem places her hand on her throne and an image projects the city of Atlas on Monstra's front. She dismisses her subordinates afterwards.
Much later after her subordinates were dismissed, Salem seemingly talks to the Relic, telling it she has questions, but first needs to know how to use it. She puts the object in front of a Grimm and the latter sniffs it. She then orders the Grimm to bring her the one who has the knowledge of using it.
In "Fault", after the Hound was successful in bringing Oscar to her, Salem is finally reunited with her former lover. When Oscar wakes up, Salem was conjuring a dark cloud of her daughters before she dismisses it and proceeds to mock Ozma for choosing a vessel as small as Oscar and asks if he has nothing to say to her. Oscar's attempts to imitate Ozma irritate Salem to where she furiously grabs him by the face to make it clear she can tell he is not yet fully Ozma. She then calmly asks Oscar where the Relic of Beacon is, but Oscar truthfully answers her, saying he has no idea what she is talking about. Salem is unsurprised, knowing fully well Ozma would keep it hidden as long as possible. She then asks the farm boy how to access the Lamp of Knowledge and Oscar lies, saying the Lamp is out of questions. Not fooled, Salem then shoots a magical beam at Oscar's chest, causing him to writhe in agony. Salem gives off a sardonic smirk as she caresses Oscar's face and admits that now she can see why Ozma choose Oscar and tells him to give her the password to the Lamp. Oscar defiantly claims she will never have it. Salem simply smirks and summons Hazel to physically beat Oscar. Claiming that is for Salem's failure at Haven Academy, and the rest will be for his sister.
Walking through the halls with her pet by her side, Salem encounters Cinder and Neo, who nervously asks what that Grimm is. Salem coolly response it's an experiment. Cinder then tries to get Salem's approval in locating the Winter Maiden, but Salem immediately denies Cinder's request and mocks Cinder for believing she could demand her and get what she wants after her failures. Cinder then scolds her master, telling her without the Maiden powers, the vault is useless, and that they are doing nothing. While hearing this, the Hound turns around and roars at Cinder. Salem tells her subordinate to know her place, and the latter reluctantly claims without her she is nothing.
In "Midnight", after Ozpin finally takes control of Oscar and tries to reason with Hazel, Salem gives a dark smile as she states Ozpin has wonderful timing. She then prepares for her assault on Atlas and when Ozpin tries to reason with her allies, Salem sadistically says that he is too late. As the grimm pool she has conjured unleash hordes of Grimm upon Atlas, Salem smirks and states it is time.
In "War", Salem is seen starting to attack Atlas herself, while Ozpin finally reveals what Salem's true goals are: Her reasons to gather the four Relics together was never to be able to remake the world, but to summon the Gods to Remnant. Her true goals are to have the Gods judge humanity and the world unredeemable and thus eradicate Remnant along with her, finally releasing her from her curse, thus why she has been dividing the world, knowing if humanity remains divided, the gods will destroy Remnant, clearly rattling him. Ozpin tells the disbelieving Hazel that and even tells him the password for the lamp so he can confirm the truth for himself. Meanwhile, Emerald also hears and unlike Hazel believes Ozpin and tells Mercury. Despite Mercury's initial disbelief, he comes to believe it once Tyrian callously admits Salem is highly destructive and is left unnerved but is forced to go to Vacuo, though the look on his face suggests he is planning to betray Salem just like Emerald is.
In "Witch", Salem is alerted to Emerald's betrayal and Oscar's escape, with Emerald and Hazel having betrayed Salem after realizing Oscar was right, when the Lamp is stolen by Neo, who has overheard everything. She soon corners Emerald, Oscar, Yang, Jaune and Ren and easily defeats them all but Hazel arrives and saves them and fights Salem, eventually restraining her as Oscar uses a powerful spell on them both.
In "Ultimatum", it is revealed that Oscar used most of the magical power stored in the Long Memory wielded by Ozma's reincarnations to summon a powerful bolt of magical energy that killed Salem and presumably Hazel as well. Though it leaves the Long Memory weakened, Oscar states that Salem was damaged enough that she won't be able to recover for a long period of time and it also ends her invasion on Atlas temporarily.
In "Final Word", Salem has reformed and she goes to the Atlas Vault to meet with Cinder, who has acquired both the Staff and the Lamp. Presented with 2 of the Relics and closer than ever to finally achieving eternal rest, she ignores Ruby's death, which she clearly knew Cinder had caused, and instead tells her she has done well, pleased with the results. As she leaves, ignoring Ironwood, she also asks on what Cinder used the Staff to create to unmake what the Staff had made before and when Cinder said she added more flames to the fires of Atlas, Salem simply nods satisfyingly, clearly knowing she meant she had killed Watts and not caring, and flies away victoriously.
When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified.
Tsuyu: That is so unfair!
Camie: She was cursed with immortality just because she tried to bring back her lover!? That is completely unfair!
Nico: Yeah it was awful.
Kaina Tsutsumi: But that is amazing that Salem wanted to atone for her crimes by being Nico's Guardian Angel.
Me: It sure is. She came to me as a spirit during the 20 Days of Darkness on the 2nd day and I was sworn to secrecy and was told not to tell anyone until after we killed Xemnas.
Nico: Yep.
Sirius: Wow that is big!
Nuju: We had a press conference that cleared her name. Although Poliwag wanted to do funny faces...
Nico: Yeah we sure did and you know how Poliwag loves to be cute.
Me: But it took a lot of courage to get Salem's name cleared. Remnant all forgave her. Love has a really nasty way of causing people to do strange and crazy things.
Lana: Yeah that is for sure.
Ochaco: Boy no kidding. That is so sad for Salem.
Sirius: Yeah but it's good that she redeemed herself after living for thousands of years and causing nothing but trouble.
Camie: That is a really good thing.
Nuju: Yes it sure is.
Lola: And we're glad for her too.
Me: Can't say the same for some of her followers though. They deserved to be destroyed or thrown in jail.
Nico: Some of them have the potential to be Masters of Evil members. Except Tyrian. Nate and his friends helped off him.
Me: Yeah and you guys would not like Tyrian Callows. This guy was fucked up to the core and he was a monster that wanted nothing more than to see the entire world burn.
I went over his history.
Tyrian Callows is a major antagonist of the American animated webseries RWBY. He is a serial killer and a member of Salem's Faction. He's the main antagonist of Volume 4 and one of the main antagonists of Volume 7 (alongside Arthur Watts) as well as the archenemy of Qrow Branwen.
He is voiced by Josh Grelle, who also voices Demigra and Yukiteru Amano.
Past
In the past, Tyrian was a known serial killer who killed people across Remnant. He was eventually arrested, but his transport to prison was attacked by Grimm and he escaped. Likely as thanks to the Grimm's leader Salem, Tyrian swore allegiance to her and regarded her as his queen.
Volume 4
In "The Next Step", Tyrian attends a meeting at Salem's Domain along with Watts, Cinder and Hazel. Tyrian encourages Cinder to seek revenge on Ruby Rose for the loss of her left eye. Salem later orders Tyrian to continue his search for the Spring Maiden. However, upon hearing Cinder's concern about Ruby, she reassigns him to track Ruby down and bring her back alive. Tyrian promises to take one of Ruby's eyes for Cinder before bursting into maniacal laughter.
In "Menagerie", Tyrian arrives at Higanbana and asks a waitress for information on Ruby's whereabouts.
In "Tipping Point", Tyrian intercepts Team RNJR at Oniyuri and attacks them. When questioned about who he is, Tyrian tells them that his name doesn't matter and he's only interested in Ruby, whom he declares will be coming with him. During their fight, Tyrian reveals he is a scorpion Faunus, which makes Ruby question if this is about the White Fang or Roman Torchwick. Tyrian calls them nothing but pawns and states that he only serves his "goddess". Despite Team RNJR's efforts, Tyrian easily defeats them and incapacitates Ruby. However, before he can strike her with his stinger, Qrow Branwen intervenes and blocks the attack.
In "Punished", Tyrian has a quick talk with Qrow before engaging him in battle. Ruby attempts to rejoin the fight despite Qrow's warnings and Tyrian knocks her into an unstable building; causing Qrow to come save her from falling debris. Tyrian takes the opportunity to strike Qrow across the abdomen with his stinger; poisoning him. However, Ruby severs Tyrian's stinger from his extended tail with Crescent Rose, causing him to scream in pain. Surrounded and too injured to continue fighting, Tyrian flees the area, hoping Salem will forgive him for his failure.
In "Taking Control", Tyrian returns to Salem's Domain and grovels before Salem. He tells Salem that though he failed to retrieve Ruby like she asked, he managed to poison Qrow and remove him as a threat; asking if he's still pleased her with this action. Salem nonetheless expresses disappointment in Tyrian, causing him to break down into tears and bawl. When a nearby Beowolf attempts to attack him, Tyrian viciously kills it before taking his grief out on its corpse; stabbing it repeatedly as his cries turn into maniacal laughter.
Volume 5
In "Dread in the Air", when Salem hears that Qrow is alive and well, she orders Cinder to summon Tyrian to her conference room so that she can "have a word with him".
Volume 6
In "So That's How it Is", Tyrian returns with a new mechanical tail made by Dr. Watts. He mocks Hazel, Mercury Black, and Emerald Sustrai on their defeat at Haven Academy, enraging Emerald when he mocks the supposed death of Cinder. She threatens him and cuts his face, but he only laughs manically. He later attends a meeting called by Salem, where he offers to stop the Beacon students from delivering the Relic of Knowledge to Atlas. However, Hazel reveals that Ozpin is still alive, prompting Salem to dismiss Tyrian and the others before unleashing her rage.
In "Lost", Tyrian gives Emerald and Mercury some advice about how far they want to go, before telling them that he and Watts have been assigned to a special mission to go to Atlas.
Volume 7
In "A New Approach", Tyrian and Watts have a brief argument via earpieces. Tyrian expresses worriment that he and Watts will be recognized by the Atlas security. Watts reassures him by telling him the security code in Mantle is outdated, allowing the scientist to hack the security cameras, and allowing both men to walk freely.
In "Ace Operatives", Tyrian corners Forest in an alleyway. Forest asks who the scorpion Faunus is. Tyrian responds to the question that he's someone like him, someone who wants to mix things up around Mantle. Afterwards he proceeds to kill Forest.
In "A Night Off", Tyrian and Watts sabotaged Robyn Hill's victory party. With Watts cutting the power and altering the security camera footage, Tyrian was free to kill as many of Robyn's supporters. He attacked Fiona, Robyn's right-hand woman, and then made his escape. With Tyrian gone, Watts switched the lights back on. The survivors of the ordeal seeing Penny on the stage with Robyn, they quickly placed the blame on her.
In "As Above, So Below", Tyrian drops down from the rooftops. He and Watts watch as the citizen of Mantle riot and loot the stores as well as destroy the paladins.
In "Out in the Open", Tyrian and Watts watch Ironwood and Robyn Hill expose the truth about the recent murders and their plans to divide the people of Mantle. Watts looks at the schematics in making Amity Colosseum a communications tower, and is dumbfounded how those plans had gotten past him. Tyrian becomes enraged that their plans failed. Watts goes to sabotage the colosseum, Tyrian is sent to create more tension and chaos in Mantle. Later, Tyrian corners Robyn in an alleyway, dodging, and catching her crossbow bolts. Tyrian charges at Robyn, but is interrupted by Qrow and Clover.
In "Gravity", after Clover tell Tyrian he is under arrest, he begins to cackle insanely. In response, Qrow charges at him. Tyrian blocks and counters their attacks. With Qrow fighting on the offensive, while Clover, and Robyn providing support. They quickly overwhelm Tyrian, which causes him to burst out into maniacal laughter. Robyn shoots a crossbow bolt at him, he catches it in his teeth. Suddenly, the bolt explodes, dazing him, and depleting his aura. While on the ground he chuckles at Robyn as she approaches, she then kicks him in the head, knocking him out. Much later during the time Ruby is exposing Ironwood's plan to her companions, Tyrian is seen on the bullhead airship, tied up, and sitting next to Clover, Robyn, and Qrow.
In "With Friends Like These", after hearing Ruby exposing Ironwood's plan to abandon Mantle. On everyone's scrolls a warrant is out for team RWBY's arrest, including Qrow. Robyn becomes enraged at Clover for following Ironwood's orders. As tensions between Clover, Qrow, and Robyn rise. Tyrian bides his time and waits for them to attack each other. Qrow tries to de-escalate the hostility, but his pleas fall on dead ears. Robyn fires a bolt at Clover, but the latter blocks it. Tyrian is accidentally freed by Clover's fishing hook, he sneaks off, kills the pilots, and sabotages the controls of the manta.
As Qrow and Clover begin to fight one another, Tyrian "regains" consciousness. He removes the bolas from his wrists by dislocating his thumb, then popping it back into place. The two stop for a brief moment, but Tyrian interjects and tells them not to stop on his account. Qrow angrily responds to his second opponent and charges at him. Tyrian, Qrow, and Clover fight one another. Qrow angrily claims he and Tyrian have a score to settle, Tyrian calmly agrees. Tyrian then suggests they "put the kid to bed before they finish it." Qrow agrees to the serial killer's suggestion and the two go after Clover.
During the fight between the three, Tyrian and Qrow gain the upperhand, Qrow loses his sword, but goes in and punches Clover in the stomach. His punch causes Clover's aura shatters. Qrow demands why he's following Ironwood, Clover responds he owes the general his life. His life his cut short when Tyrian runs Qrow's sword through the leader of the Ace-Ops' back. In mock sympathy, Tyrian tells Qrow it doesn't look like Clover is going to make it. Enraged, Qrow screams he is going to kill Tyrian. The scorpion Faunus sadistically responds just like the way he killed Clover. Tyrian tells Qrow their score will have to wait and leaves Qrow and Robyn to the authorities.
Volume 8
In "Divide", Cinder returns to Salem with Neo and with the Relic of Knowledge in their possession. Cinder takes all the credit for stealing the Lamp from Ironwood, Tyrian steps out from the shadows, insulting the Fall Maiden, telling her she isn't cunning, but that General Ironwood is an idiot. Cinder retorts, telling him that he and Watts were both outsmarted by the General. She sarcastically tell him it's a shame that Watts never made it back. Tyrian states the doctor was a necessary sacrifice and hopes that Neopolitan isn't another. Salem asks Cinder who her new partner is, upon which Cinder answers her master, stating that Neo is a valuable asset. Moments later, Hazel, Emerald, and Mercury arrive. Emerald sees Cinder and starts to run towards her, expressing relief she's ok, but Cinder chastises her subordinate. Tyrian proceeds to insult Emerald, saying she shouldn't put her faith into someone so incompetent. The Faunus proudly exclaims while he and Watts were causing strife and chaos amongst the citizens of Atlas, Cinder was merely atoning for her past failures. Cinder states Penny had gotten in her way during her personal mission in stealing the Winter Maiden powers, and says she will take what is hers. Salem then demands Cinder to know her place, and while she is more valuable to her than a pawn, she is not a player in this game. Salem waves her hand, and her subordinates immediately leave.
In "Midnight" Tyrian shows Salem (via scroll) texts that state that Arthur Watts has managed to hack Penny while kneeling before Salem (along with the rest of her subordinates). He gleefully watches Salem briefly torture Cinder via her Grimm arm and then watches Hazel slam Oscar into the ground of the Monstra, after Oscar declares that aiding Salem in her plans will "bring about the end for all of them".
In "War", Tyrian happily debunks Mercury Black's argument that "Salem is not ending the world" after overhearing Emerald and Mercury's conversation, and states that her destructive intentions were obvious, before leaving with Mercury to go to Vacuo under Salem's orders.
When I was finished they were shocked and horrified!
Tsuyu: He was a monster!
Camie: And he killed so many innocent people!
Me: Yeah and if he ever does come back I'm going to make sure he gets the Black Gates. Same with Cinder Fall.
Nico: J.D., I do admit that you did the right thing getting Torchwick to help us against Shredder.
Me: I'm glad you think so Nico. Torchwick has a lot of honor and that is something that I completely respect in a formidable adversary.
Nico: That is true.
Nuju: And the strangest part is that we met Ruby and her friends shortly after the war with the Royal Defenders.
Nico: Boy that was 2 years ago almost.
Camie: Wow! And that took place in another universe? That is amazing.
Sirius: Wow no kidding. We heard all about it from Nanette and that was really cool.
Nuju: Yeah it was awesome.
We then arrived in the land of Far Far Away.
Me: We're here.
Eli: I sense Fairy Godmother! She's in that arena and she is blasting people left and right!
Nuju: If her son Charming is here, let me deal with him.
Nico: You got it.
Eli: I sense that she is not alone.
Applejack: Me and Eli will face her and y'all can face anyone else she has.
Nico and all of us agreed.
We flew down and we landed and we saw Prince Charming too!
Me: Hello Fairy Godmother. Nice to see you again. Not!
Charming: I couldn't help but overhear your lovely conversation earlier. (to Nuju) A shame that you won't live long enough to see Kamen Rider W.
Nuju: Guys, get going. He's mine.
Nico: Gladly.
Fairy Godmother: And I have a bunch of friends for you all to play with too.
She used her magic and resurrected TYRIAN CALLOWS, CINDER FALL, XEMNAS AND FAORA!
Nico: Tyrian Callows, Cinder Fall, Xemnas and Faora, one of Zod's followers and fellow insurgents!
Tyrian Callows: (LAUGHS INSANELY) NOW I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
I punched him down!
Me: Not this time!
Nico: Okay lets get them! I'll face Xemnas, J.D. you face Tyrian, Eli and Applejack will face Fairy Godmother and Varie you take down Cinder Fall. May and Maria you face Faora but leave her alive for the Masters of Evil.
We went at them.
(HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BY BONNIE TYLER PLAYS)
Varie: (to Cinder) Oh, I won't use the Black Gates on you this time. No. I want Pyrrha to do the honors when you return again in the future. So, I'll just send you to the Warp!
Cinder Fall: I WILL NOT GO BACK TO THAT HORRIBLE PLACE AGAIN!
Cinder Fall went at Varie and Varie kicked her in the face and punched her in the stomach and dealt her a deadly uppercut and kicked her some of her teeth!
Varie: You killed Pyrrha and Amber and I will make sure you suffer by both of them you heartless bitch!
Varie kicked her in the face and broke her nose!
Nuju: (to Charming) You call Shrek a monster. But the only mosnter I see is you. Just because Shrek's different doesn't mean he's a bad guy!
Charming: He is an ogre and that makes him a freak!
Nuju: You don't know what a TRUE MONSTER really looks like! Ever heard of that old saying "Beauty is Only Skin deep?" Right now you're only seeing my beauty side.
Charming: So you have some secrets as well. What are you going to do start making faces at me?
Nuju: Now you're being much too hasty Charming. Patience. You don't want to spoil the surprise and what I have is a good one! Consider yoursef warned.
Nuju became NUJU HORDIKA!
Nuju: (Beastly voice) As I said, You only saw the beauty side of me before. Now with great pleasure I introduce you to the beast!
Nuju pulverized and mercilessly thrashed Charming all over with punches, kicks and savage attacks!
Faora: (to May and Maria) Tell me. What are your relationships with Nico? It's not to mock you. But to test your characters.
May: I am married to him and as his loving and awesome wife I always will be there for him. Same with my children.
Maria: And for me I'm like a sister to him. I love him greatly like a brother just like I love Carol as a sister.
Faora: I see. That is a very powerful bond.
May: I take it you heard about Krypton.
Faora: Yes Krypton was going to explode.
May: Krypton is gone. It exploded. But you don't have to worry about your people anymore. They are now in Gotham Royal York and are also helping people all over. Earth is now Krypton's new home.
Maria: It's true.
Nuju: I know many Prince Charmings more heroic than you! In your desire to have Fiona as a wife, you've become the villain of your own story!
POW BLAM BIFF KROW SMASH!
Charming was badly mangled and smashed into pulp and he had bruises, cuts and wounds all over and he was bleeding profusely and more!
I was punching and kicking Tyrian Callows all over.
Me: You make me sick Callows! You get a sick thrill out of making people suffer! And all you do is treat life like it's nothing but a disposable commodity! Now I'm going to make you suffer for your crimes Times ∞!
Tyrian Callows laughed insanely after I said than and he threw his tail at me and I grabbed it and then slashed it clear off with my sword!
I then punched him in the face and knocked out many of his teeth!
May and Maria were punching and kicked Faora all over. They knocked her around all over the place.
Faora: (to May and Maria) For humans, you two fight well.
May: We'll take that as a compliment.
Maria: But we've had many awesome experiences and we have many great teachers.
Applejack and Eli were clashing all over the place with Fairy Godmother.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
They blocked blasts of magic with their swords and then kicked her wand out of her hands and Eli caught it.
Nuju saw Tyrian's cut off tail and grabbed it.
Nuju: I can still put this to good use!
Nuju pocketed it.
I kicked Tyrian in the face and he was laughing more like a lunatic.
Me: I guess this is your only attack, laughing like a fucked up nutjob, because you're too weak to challenge me any other way.
Tyrian then SNAPPED AND THEN WENT BALLISTIC!
HE SCREAMED FEROCIOUSLY AND WENT AT ME AND THEN I WENT AT HIM!
Me: It's time for you to pay the ultimate price for your crimes!
I went at him with my fist aglow with energy from the Black Gates! I then slammed my fist right into his chest and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I PLOWED ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIM AND SMASHED A HUGE HOLE ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS CHEST AND BLEW IT COMPLETELY THROUGH! HE WAS THEN JUDGED BY THE SPIRITS OF ALL THOSE HE KILLED AND HE WAS FOUND GUILTY AND BANISHED TO OBLIVION FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Me: YOU ARE FINISHED CALLOWS! Black Gates Fist.
Camie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Sirius: UNBELIEVABLE!
Tsuyu: WHOA! HE PLOWED THROUGH HIS CHEST AND DESTROYED HIM WITH THE BLACK GATES!
Kaina Tsutsumi: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! WHAT A COMBO!
Nuju: That's 1 one of your buddies down!
Charming: Go ahead then. Kill me.
Nuju thought about it.
Nuju: Nah. You're not worth it.
Lincoln: But he is worthy of the Hecate's Mystic Vengeance Curse!
Lincoln turned into Magic Lincoln!
Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Prince Charming. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
The group saw the skies turn magenta with the many constellations in the skies, along with elemental forces. Then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of magenta energy and magic from his massive angel wings, and as they hit Prince Charming, he was imprisoned inside a prison made of magical diamond surrounded by orbs of elemental forces and orbs of magic which'll keep someone from trying to free him. Then, he beamed Prince Charming to the Naiad Prison for Xenophobic Egotists, and he put his prison in a separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and it'll be where he'll spend the rest of his life there, frozen forever in time in magical diamond, and he'll never be free again.
Nico: Correction. Make that 2.
Nico was facing Xemnas.
Nico: You know what, Xemnas? Since your blades are like lightsabers, I'll just use my own. (Gets out Dooku's lightsaber)
Nico was ready.
Xemnas: I'll put you back in darkness again!
Nico clashed with Xemnas and kicked him all over the place and then fired beams of magic and energy at him and smashed him all over.
Nico: But to tell you the truth Xemnas, I never got to thank you.
Xemnas: (Confused) Thank me? For what?
Nico: If it weren't for you making me do all those things during the 20 Days of Darkness we would have been lead down a path to a devastating future. You inadvertently saved the world from being taken over by HIM, one of the most dangerous enemies of the Powerpuff Girls. He would have killed you in a massive act of betrayal and also plunge the entire planet into hell. So thanks for that.
Xenmas: Uh you're welcome.
Faora: (to May and Maria with a smile) Your bonds with Nico are impressive. For that, I surrender to make things easier for you.
Fairy Godmother: What?!
Faora: (to Fairy Godmother) I no longer wish to play this pointless game of yours anymore. You, Xemnas, and Cinder are on your own.
Faora was teleported to the Masters of Evil HQ.
Nico: Also I never got to compliment you on your new jacket. It's very stylish and white brings out the power inside you from your hair and it goes great on me to symbolize my role as the new leader of the team.
Xemnas: You're now leader of the team?
Nico: Yep. And also I have decided on this.
Nico teleported and used a power stripping curse on him which gave Nico and me all of Xemnas's powers and then Nico tied him up with magic rope and energy.
Nico: To tell you another truth Xemnas, by unleashing the 20 Days of Darkness and also having Lori, Lynn and Lola attempt to travel back in time to stop you as well as inadvertently creating that devastating future, you saved the entire universe from certain doom. So I'll have Vypra and the Masters of Evil decide on your fate.
Lincoln: After this.
Lincoln slapped the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on Xemnas and then Nico teleported him to the M.O.E. Prison.
Maria fired a water blast at Cinder.
Maria: Didn't you hear, Cindy? Water puts out fire!
Cinder Fall: It's Cinder Fall you bitch!
She tried to fire a blast of fire at Maria but nothing happened!
Cinder Fall: NO!
Me: And another thing Cinder, The Autumn Maiden's powers you stole, Those were NEVER MEANT for a heartless evil bitch like you!
I chanted a magic spell and fired a blast of magic and stripped her of her Autumn Maiden Powers and returned them to their rightful user Amber.
Cinder Fall: What did you do to me!?
Nico: Stripped you of your magic and abilities!
Maria: Now for you to go to prison till Pyrrha kills you!
Maria snapped her fingers and beamed her to the Neptune Prison!
Applejack and Eli slashed Fairy Godmother's wings off
Nuju: And then there was one!
Applejack: Now to send you back to the Warp.
?: Let me do that!
An Evolved Polar Manzardill appeared and fired a blast of ice and froze Fairy Godmother in a block of ice! Then Nico opened up a portal to the Warp and the Evolved Polar Manzardill threw her in there!
Nico: Awesome!
The Evolved Polar Manzardill reverted back and she was a girl with light blue hair and blue clothes.
Amelia Waverley: That was awesome.
Nico: Amelia Waverley! Wow!
Amelia Waverley: Awesome to see you again Nico and you all were awesome taking down those bastards!
Sirius: Everyone was awesome!
Varie: Yeah.
Shrek and everyone came.
Shrek: What happened here?!
Nico: Um... we were taking out the trash.
Princess Fiona: There's rubble everywhere!
Nuju: The trash put up a fight.
Me: Guys lets just tell him the truth.
Nico: Okay.
We revealed everything.
Nico: And that's what happened.
Shrek: Wow! That was amazingly well done.
Amelia Waverley: Thanks and Shrek, I don't care what Fairy Godmother and Charming say about you. You are the most amazing Ogre ever and you will always be accepted as a man instead of a monster.
Shrek: Thanks! That means a lot to me.
Donkey: I'm glad you think so.
Me: Sorry about all the commotion though.
Princess Fiona: No worries guys.
Nuju: Good.
Amelia Waverley: This was as much fun as going through the snowy mountains of Alaska though.
Nico: Amelia is from Alaska and she is a 7 time Iditarod Dogsledding Champion.
Eli: Wow! That is cool!
Me: I love the Iditarod! It's awesome!
Amelia Waverley: It sure is and I love Alaskan Malamutes and Huskies as much as I love the cold.
Me: Where have you been all my life?
We laughed.
Nuju: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Amelia Waverley: I have a lot of them but my favorite was when me and Nico both won the Iditarod together at one time.
Nico: I remember that. It was really awesome. We had to travel 1,100 miles from Anchorage to Nenana to Nome. That was brutal. We had to endure blistering cold blizzards, whiteout conditions, subzero freezing cold, freezing cold wind chill and more. But we won.
Me: Wow!
Lily: That is amazing! Just like what happened with me and Balto.
Amelia Waverley: Wow! You must be the famous Lily Loud! You are the hero of Alaska even before it was a state!
Lily: Yeah that's me.
Me: We are really proud of Lily for enduring all that.
Amelia Waverley: Wow! You are all awesome.
Nico and Amelia hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Amelia Waverley: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But this was an awesome and eventful rescue.
Lana: Boy it sure was!
Eli: The best ever!
We later went back home and then we told everyone what happened and it was intense!
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, the Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons, and Kopaka are heading to the desert, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls there, but we're going to take down Nasty Canasta and have him recruited to the Masters of Evil, and Lincoln's going to show his immunity to poisons by drinking drinks made from Cobra Fang Juice, Old Panther, and Hydrogen Bitters.
Lincoln: So, our rescue's going to take place in the episode Drip-Along Daffy, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls there, but we're going to take down Nasty Canasta and have him recruited to the Masters of Evil.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Me: And Lincoln's going to show his immunity to poisons by drinking drinks made from Cobra Fang Juice, Old Panther, and Hydrogen Bitters.
Lincoln: Yeah, that's right, and we still remember what happened when Daffy and Porky drank that vile cocktail when they first went after Nasty Canasta.
Bugs Bunny: How can we forget, doc? It was awful.
Lincoln: Big time, and thanks for joining us, Kopaka.
Kopaka: You're welcome, Lincoln.
We head inside the saloon, and when Daffy Duck was about to drink his milkshake, a gun was fired and the glass was shattered, and we saw who we were after: Nasty Canasta, and when the patrons saw him, they ran out.
Lincoln: So, you're Nasty Canasta.
Nasty Canasta: And you're Lincoln Loud. Heard you're one tough hombre, let's see if that's true.
The barkeep poured in Cobra Fang Juice, Old Panther, and Hydrogen Bitters into the mixer, and he shook it, and then, he poured it into the glasses and gave one to Nasty Canasta, and when he drank it, it only caused his hat to flip, and when Lincoln drank his, he let out a belch and colorful smoke came out of his mouth.
Lincoln: Not bad.
Nasty Canasta: Well, well, you're definitely one tough hombre to drink something like that. But, I'm not going down without a fight.
Nasty Canasta left out of the saloon, but we know he's not done yet.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of six girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the six girls, but they've been cornered by Nasty Canasta, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: I knew he wasn't done yet. Guys, I found the six girls, but they've been cornered by Nasty Canasta, and he's going to kill them.
?: Let's take that brute down.
Suddenly, we saw Number 87: Queen of the Night appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Carly Morgan. But, we'll have to talk later, we've got a nasty outlaw to deal with.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Nasty Canasta, and that allowed the six girls to get away.
Lincoln: Knew you weren't going to give up that easily, but guess what, so do we.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Kopaka, The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Nasty Canasta, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, dynamite, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln beamed Nasty Canasta to the Masters of Evil's HQ in Montana, and we cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for that bad hombre. (To Carly Morgan) And it's so good to see you again, Carly Morgan.
Carly Morgan reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing pink hair, pink eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has a crescent moon and the number 87 on her forehead, she has massive white angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Number 87: Queen of the Night, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved black blouse, yellow sleeveless dress top, pink skirt, black pants, pink high-heeled sneakers, and long black sleeveless trenchcoat with moons on the coattails, and Number 87: Queen of the Night on the back.
Carly Morgan: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Carly Morgan and they hugged, and Carly Morgan's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she's also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Carly Morgan: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Carly Morgan, she's another of my Guardian Angels, but she has a really dark past and someone that was traumatized really bad from it, because of her mother who's completely insane, in fact, her mother's tried to kill her twice.
We gasped in pure shock.
Nico: What? Oh, we're definitely hearing about that later.
Lincoln: Trust me, Nico, you'll probably throw up from hearing it. Oh, and Carly, I got something for you.
Lincoln gave Carly Morgan a large Number 87: Queen of the Night-themed sword with Number 87: Queen of the Night etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large pink angel wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem with white angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Carly Morgan: Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Carly Morgan's neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts links and pink crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Carly Morgan: (Surprised) Whoa, is this?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Carly.
Carly Morgan had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Carly Morgan on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Ningyhime Marina from Saban's Adventures of the Little Mermaid, Urashima Mako from Mahou no Mako-Chan, Isono Shizuka, Kurita Aoi, Nakahara Tomoe, and Unno Yamabuki from Mars of Destruction.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ningyhime Marina, Urashima Mako, Isono Shizuka, Kurita Aoi, Nakahara Tomoe, and Unno Yamabuki.
Nicole: From Saban's Adventures of the Little Mermaid, Mahou no Mako-Chan, and Mars of Destruction, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ningyhime Marina: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ningyhime Marina and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Nasty Canasta, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ningyhime Marina: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and the five clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ningyhime Marina: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ningyhime Marina Urashima Mako, Isono Shizuka, Kurita Aoi, Nakahara Tomoe, and Unno Yamabuki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We head back to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone about our rescue in the desert, and they were all shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Nasty Canasta.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in drinking that vile cocktail of Cobra Fang Juice, Old Panther, and Hydrogen Bitters, showing his immunity to poisons and many other forms of harm, along with his immortality, and us in pulverizing Nasty Canasta, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Carly Morgan have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and Nasty Canasta's now a member of the Masters of Evil.
After dealing with Nasty Canasta, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Carly Morgan saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Carly Morgan: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Carly, , and now, I can also defend myself, and I've also gotten smarter as well.
Carly Morgan: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Carly, can you tell us exactly why your insane mother tried to kill you twice? If it's too painful, we'll...
Carly Morgan: No, it's okay, I already told Lincoln and the Louds about it, so it's fair you should also hear about it. It happened when I turned fifteen, and I saw that my mother tried to kill me with the car, and that really terrified me. At first, I didn't know what to think, but my mother's tried to kill me numerous times, and it's really horrified me to the extreme. Then, she tried to attack me again, but Dad saved me, and she was taken to the Asylum. I persuaded Dad to take me to the asylum, and I then asked why she tried to attack me, and she said I wasn't her daughter, but I was her daughter, but she ranted and ranted like a madwoman, and the nurses took her away. I tried not to think of the car incident, but no matter how many times I've tried not to think about it, I still have nightmares of that day, and I feared that one day, she'll break out and try to finish me and Dad off.
We gasped in shock and horror, and as Lincoln said, Nico ran to the trashcan, and he threw up like crazy.
Me: My God.
Nico: Jeez, your mother's completely insane, Carly.
Lincoln: Way too insane, Nico. But, I'm not going to let your insane mother get away with trying to kill you, Carly.
Nico: Yeah, we'll make sure she stays locked up for good.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, we were off to meet Princia Ramode's parents on Planet Magica.
Lincoln: I can't wait to meet your parents, Princia.
Princia Ramode: You're going to love meeting my parents, Lincoln, and the same goes with the rest of the team.
Me: Yeah, this is going to be good.
We then arrived at the palace of Princia Ramode, and we met with her father, the King of the Desert Kingdom of Magica, and he was happy to see Princia again, and he also met Lincoln and the rest of us, and Princia told him that she's now one of Lincoln's future wives, and he's happy that she and Lincoln are now together, and he offered them his congratulations. Then, Lincoln had moved Planet Magica to our solar system, and this'll allow the king to see his daughter whenever he wants.
Later it was time for Takanuva's 2nd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Kyd Wykkyd and Takanuva? Besides 3 Rabbids and Ang Leung?
Nico: Hmm. How about May and Maria?
May: Ooh it'll be an honor.
Eli: Cool!
Me: This will be awesome. You guys will love meeting the Den-O Kamen Riders.
Nico: Yep. Lets head out.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived.
Ryotaro: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Ryotaro.
Takanuva: Ryotaro, this is my archenemy.
Kyd Wykkyd: Awesome to meet you guys! I'm Kyd Wykkyd and I'm originally one of the H.I.V.E., one of the enemies of the Teen Titans.
Me: H.I.V.E. stands for Hierarchy of International Vengeance and Extermination. It was a dangerous school of supervillains for villains in training.
May: It's true. Also my name is May Chan, I'm Nico's wife.
Maria: And I'm Maria Rockell, 2nd in Command of the Redemption Squad.
Takanuva: And this is Ang Leung
Ang Leung: Awesome to meet you guys.
Ryotaro: Same to you.
Me: Ang is one of our teammates and we met from one of our major 2021 missions.
Nico: Yep. It was really cool.
Momotaros: So, you used to be mute before?
Kyd Wykkyd: Yep.
Me: Our friend Lisa Loud was to thank for that. She made a Voice Box for him.
Nico: That's right.
Eli: I thought that was really cool too.
Momotaros: Wow that is really genius too. Is Lisa really that smart?
Me: You won't believe how smart she is. She was born with a really high IQ at birth and she is a junior Nobel Prize Winner for physics. She knows all sorts of things that are so complex that it will cause your head to spark and crash.
We laughed.
Nico: It's true.
Me: Yeah and it really hurts your head too. But she is a really awesome prodigy for someone her age.
Nico: It's true. Guys, I've assembled the layout for the Den O team. It'll consist of J.D., Takanuva, Ryotaro, Yuto, Natsumi, and Kotaro.
Kotaro: Wow! Awesome setup.
Eli: Yep.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: (Hears an Explosion) And it's gonna be good to test out the group.
Ryotaro: Which blast from the past are we fighting this time?
We saw Armadillo, Female Snail and Wolf Imagin!
Nico: Armadillo, Female Snail and Wolf Imagin!
Takanuva: This will be awesome!
Takanuva, Yuto, Natsumi, Kotaro and Ryotaro: Henshin!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
Eli: Me, May and Maria will face the Wolf Imagin.
Me: I'll take on the Armadillo Imagin.
Nico: And the rest of us will face the Female Snail Imagin.
Me: Time to kick some butt!
The Female Snail Imagin went at Kyd Wykkyd but he teleported out of the way. The Female Snail Imagin then crashed into a wall!
Nico kicked punched the Female Snail Imagin all over the place in the stomach with devastating force.
Nico: You know I actually like Escargot and I'm going to eat you for lunch! (Licks lips)
Momotaros: (through Ryotaro) Kyd, can I be honest with you?
Kyd Wykkyd: Sure.
Momotaros: Your former headmaster was a dickless son of a bitch!
Maria: I... actually agree with you on that one.
May: Me too. Brother Blood was a monster!
Nico: Yes he was.
Yuto: Time for me to show you guys Zero Form!
Nico: Go for it Yuto!
Maria: YEAH!
Yuto's device: Charge and Up!
Yuto: Zero Henshin!
He turned into his Zero Form!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: So awesome!
Yuto charged at the Armadillo Imagin.
Me: BATTER UP!
Me and Yuto kicked him as he was rolling at us and then we sent him into the air.
Me: Time for this! DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
I fired a blast of pitch black fire as hot as the sun and it formed into a dragon of black fire and it hit the Armadillo Imagin and he was incinerated in an instant!
Me: One down.
Yuto: Wow! J.D. those spirit world techniques are awesome! Think you can teach me that?
Me: I would be honored Yuto.
Eli slashed Wolf Imagin all over.
Eli: Time for this one! SPIRIT SWORD!
Eli slashed Wolf Imagin in half and destroyed him!
Eli: 2 down!
Nico: One to go.
Kyd: Don't worry, Nico. You can still have the Female Snail as a meal!
Nico: Bring it on! (SLURPS)
Female Snail: UH OH! DON'T EAT ME!
Nico: Too late! This is a provocative technique but it's too barbaric even for me. So watch this one. VORE CARNAGE STYLE NINJA ART: MAW OF DARK DEMISE!
Nico had his mouth open wide and he jumped and then went at Female Snail and then…
CHOMP!
Nico chomped and swallowed her in one big gulp!
Me: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Eli: Me too!
Maria: YUCK! That'll leave a really bad taste in your mouth!
KABOOM!
It exploded inside Nico!
Nico: (LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!)
Eli: Geez!
Nico: Ahh!
Nico was full.
Nico: Cest Magnifique!
Me: Nico you are disgusting.
Nico: That was actually good!
Me: But it sure got the job done. I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day after seeing that.
We laughed at that.
Me: I'm serious.
Nico: (to Natsumi) Honestly, I didn't know who was gonna be the 6th member of the Den O team until you appeared on the last mission.
Natsumi Hikari: That's okay but I'm glad to be a Kamen Rider.
Me: You are awesome as one Natsumi.
Eli: I agree there.
Me: Me too.
We came back.
Takanuva: That was awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
May: For your last mission, Laval should go with you.
Laval: I would be honored May.
Takanuva: Awesome and my fellow Toa can come along if they want.
Toa: It would be an honor brother.
Talia: So, we're going to a candy shop?
Nico: Yes we are. But this is not just a candy store.
Me: This candy store is one that Yakko, Wakko and Dot went to before. The owner is someone that was mentioned during one of the usual battles. His name is Fermin Flaxseed and he is a total asshole and a major jerk! We're going here to teach this guy some manners.
Nico: What can you tell us about him?
Me: Here's what I know.
Fermin Flaxseed is the main antagonist of the Animaniacs cartoon "The Big Candy Store". Flaxseed is a pretty standard uptight-snob figure, his pompous-jerkitude isn't inflated enough to play for laughs; he just serves to first ignore, then deride, then get flustered by the Warners, and has little in the way of memorable lines that aren't direct responses to the Warners. Though some of those are admittedly great little comedic back-and-forths in the classic Warner tradition, like this exchange:
Wakko: "This is a great store, Mr. Candyman."
Flaxseed: "I'm not the candyman!"
Dot: "Well you sell candy, don't you kid?"
Flaxseed: "I'm not a kid!"
Yakko: "Relax, my good man."
Flaxseed: "I'm not your good man!"
Yakko: "Hm, we're running out of options here."
Flaxseed's eventual comeuppance comes courtesy of a well-timed third party, Sister Margaret Mary June July—who sends up a quick prayer for a football team to come and trample Flaxseed in retribution for his mistreatment of the Warners and orphans. To add insult to his injuries, the Warners placed him in a vat of quick-dry chocolate and carved him in the shape of a bunny for easter. After the orphans take away the bunny containing Flaxseed, Yakko ends the cartoon with this innuendo: "Wait till they get to the creamy center filling".
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Nico: Man what a total prick and a fucking son of a bitch!
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Eli: He needs to be taught some manners!
Sailor Jupiter: I see there's only one thing to do.
Sailor Jupiter busted down the door.
Sailor Jupiter: FREEZE! THIS IS A STICKUP!
Fermin Flaxseed: Who are you!?
Stickybeard: Why we be candy pirates here to take all yer candy!
Me: (Imitating Long John Peter) AHA! Tis be Candy For all good people without snobs like you spoiling the fun!
Everyone: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
Poromon: Give me all your candy!
Drag Strip: (sighs) At least it's better then him drinking beer.
We took all the candy and Fermin Flaxseed was infuriated!
Me: Now lets give it to the orphanage and the people that need it.
Stickybeard: Good idea lad.
Fermin Flaxseed: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Hound: Poromon, you can have some. But don't eat all of it!
Poromon: Thanks.
Fermin Flaxseed: GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY YOU MOOCHERS!
Nico and me: YOU WILL GET SOMETHING! A BLACK EYE AND A TRIP TO PRISON! WITH INTEREST!
KRASMASH!
We punched him in the face and knocked him out!
He was carted off to the Newest prison we built: The Ganymede Prison for Candy Hogs.
Me: What a wuss.
Nico: He had it coming.
We gave much of the candy to the orphanage and to the kids that were hungry.
Poromon was eating the candy.
Roxas: (chuckles) Alright, Poromon. That's enough
Poromon did puppy eyes.
Roxas: Nice try Poromon but that trick doesn't work on me.
Aeleus: It was a nice try though.
Nico: Yeah. Poromon don't eat just candy.
Poromon: Oh all right.
Nico: Good.
We later went back to the estate.
Me: A successful candy heist.
Laney: I can't believe he was hogging all that candy all for himself. What a pompous jerk!
Nico: Yeah.
Yakko: Yeah the guy was a total menace. We had to team him a lesson somehow.
Then Tchang Zu, Metal Sonic, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, INSTIGATOR, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Kaos, Tchang Zu, Copperhead, and Femme Fatale appeared.
Tchang Zu: Can me, Metal Sonic, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, INSTIGATOR, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Kaos, Tchang Zu, Copperhead, and Femme Fatale go with you guys this time?
Nico: Yes you can. And perfect timing too. We are needed back on Ra'Dos. One of the DiGata Defenders Enemies is on the move.
Eli: Whoa! Which one?
Nico: It's Lady K'tahsh. She's a dangerous assassin.
We were told about her history.
Many years ago, Torash was born to a Di-Gata Defender and a Yin-Tos War Master. Studying in the capital of Yin-Tos, she showed much promise and was seen as the heir apparent to replace her mother as War Master. At the outset of the Ethos War, the city of Yin-Tos was laid waste by the Ethos hordes. Little of the Yin-Tos army survived the siege, only Brackus, Doku and several other Lords of Yin-Tos escaped to rally at the Temple of Yan-Sumos with the Wizards of Yan. Torash, her father and her mother did not escape however, and it was claimed by Brackus himself that they were destroyed heroically defending the Sepulcur of Infinis.
Several years later, rumours circulated amongst the Wizards that a dark lady who resembled Torash stalked the alleys of the Wizard capital, Altamar. She killed anyone she met and these dreaded ambushes culminated in the high profile assassination of Al-Yamata, a Wizard within the inner circle of Alnar's Temple of Yan.
Her first task was to collect the first Icon to the Celestial Abyss. She ends up successfully stealing it and leaving the Defenders with the Desiccator. She also awakens the Ethos spirit inside of Von Faustien, to turn him over to the Ethos. Erik frees him from its control, but K'tahsh escapes.
Her second task was to gain control of Si'i, the human-guardian hybrid. She first asked Aa-Ron for assistance for finding him, but Aa-Ron was defeated by Seth and Rion. She later takes the matter into her own hands. After the accident in Lydia's vehicle, she kidnapped Melosa and brought her to a tribal village. Si'i lives near their village and they plan to use Melosa to flush out Si'i either as bait or a sacrifice.
At various points between these objectives, she appears every once in a while to attack the Defenders to cause troubles or retrieve the Icons for Malco, later Brackus.
She is the only one who knows of Flinch's alliance with Brackus when he drugs her water, overhearing a conversation between the two while Flinch thought she was unconscious. She doesn't do anything with him as they are both allied with Brackus. Before she was possessed, she had a relationship with Brackus. Brackus owns a locket with a picture of the two of them inside of it before her possession.
She eventually starts to lose Malco's trust because of suspicions of her loyalties to Brackus and that she is constantly failing the Ethos cause.
In "Nightfall" she has Brackus trick the children into gaining the four Icons the defenders have hidden beneath Lake Maki. Brackus succeeds and gives the icons to K'tahsh but is soon ambushed by Malco who has Brackus brutally injured for trying to take the icons and takes them himself, while just leaving K'tahsh with a warning. Brackus dies moments later, with the Defenders holding the final Icon.
Her final task was leading her army of Sigil Slayers and Si'i to the Defender's Dojo to obliterate them once and for all. However using the power of the two ancient sigils Erik causes an earthquake causing K'tahsh to fall below to her death taking the crystal that controls the Sigil Slayers with her.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa! We're going to have our hands full in dealing with her.
Nico: Yeah.
Ra's Al Ghul: She would have made a most promising member of the League of Assassins.
Nico: That she would have but she is a ruthless monster.
Bright Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to go meet a gene-slammer for Squitstrictor's kind next.
Shanan: Wow a gene-slammer for a Cephalod-ae. They come from the planet Molluskus.
Varie: What do they look like?
Shanan: They look like this mom.
Shanan showed a picture of one.
Squidstrictor is an orange animalistic alien with a jellyfish-like head, green eyes, and a body with nine tentacles like a squid, two of which act as primary arms. The Omnitrix is located on the chest of the torso that connects the tentacles
We were amazed.
Nico: Wow! That is gonna be interesting.
Laney: Yep.
Me: So Squidward, one of the Neptune Crusaders or someone that has Squid Abilities. Or anything like that.
Octagon: Seth, mind if we go to your base?
Rhomboid: We can try some stones that you and your team like to use.
Seth: Sure guys.
Nico: Then lets head off to Ra'Dos.
Me: You'll love Ra'Dos guys. Seth and his friends and sister are actually from there. It's an amazing planet.
Camie: Wow! That is cool!
Kaina Tsutsumi: This will be awesome to see.
Tsuyu: I have a feeling it's gonna be awesome.
Me: Yep and maybe we can teach you how to use the spells they do. They are awesome.
Sirius: Wow! We would like that.
Pyrrha: I just can't believe that Cinder Fall is back. But thank goodness she is now in prison for good after how she killed me.
Thundercracker: Don't worry, Pyrrha. Sooner or later, Cinder will somehow get out of prison. When she does, you'll be there waiting for her.
Nico: Yeah Pyrrha. You deserve to use the Black Gates on her after everything she did to you.
Me: I agree there.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Death, another of Dr. Curien's zombie creatures, and he's come here to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belonged to Death, another of Dr. Curien's zombie creatures, and he's come here to kill us.
We gasped in shock.
Silver the Hedgehog: What? But, I thought we killed all of the zombies in the world of House of The Dead, while you and Colette Brunel went after Caleb Goldman last year, Lincoln.
Lincoln: We did, but he was hiding out in the EFI Research Facility, and not at Curien Mansion, the place where the horrible tragedies occurred, Silver.
Sonic the Hedgehog: But, just like the other zombies that were unleashed by Curien, Death's head is his weak spot. So, who's going to face him?
Illusen the Earth Faerie: That'll be me and Lincoln, Sonic.
Lincoln: That's right, we're not letting this zombie brute go, he's going to die here and now.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmm.
Nico: Is something wrong, Shadow?
Shadow the Hedgehog: Actually, something's been troubling me. We did kill every last zombie in the world of House of the Dead, and Colette Brunel and Lincoln killed Caleb Goldman last year. But, from what we've seen, there may be a possibility that Dr. Curien and his creations could one day return from the dead.
We gasped in shock at that possibility.
Silver the Hedgehog: If that happens, Shadow, we'll make sure that Dr. Curien and all the other DBR Corporation monstrosities created by that madman are destroyed for good.
Nico: That's right.
Lincoln: And there's also another good thing: the world of House of the Dead hasn't merged with our world, so we can head to the world of House of the Dead and destroy the DBR Corporation facilities there, along with the dreaded Curien Mansion.
Me: The very place where that whole nightmare began, that's perfect, big guy.
Silver the Hedgehog: If Dr. Curien comes back and if he's in his Wheel of Fate form, allow me to face and kill him.
Nico: Okay, Silver, you got it.
We were off to Ra'Dos.
PLANET RA'DOS
We arrived.
Me: Everyone welcome to the planet Ra'Dos.
Everyone that hadn't been to Ra'Dos before was amazed.
Kaos: Nice place.
Sirius: It sure looks like a nice planet.
Me: Before we came here it was ANYTHING BUT Nice.
Seth: Yeah we have many enemies roaming around.
Me: We actually found this planet in a far away system in the Hydra Galaxy Cluster, 157 million light-years away from Earth.
I went over the history of Ra'Dos.
The humans, or RaDosians, of this world came from another planet. The planet's inhabitants were mostly dark-skinned, white haired individuals with glowing blue eyes. However, these people were struck with a life-destroying Toten'Ka virus, which had spread across their planet and killed millions. A small team of RaDos Primes (the name of these original aliens) escaped from their planet on a starship. These original humans eventually crash landed in RaDos. The sun and atmosphere of RaDos began to take effect on their physical forms, turning them into the people of the current timeline. But in doing so, they eventually exiled the original inhabitants, the Mortigarians, a race of amphibious snake-like humanoids to live under the sea. The people that live in RaDos as of the current timeline are the descendants of these first RaDosians.
Before the humans arrived in this world, mystical beings called the Primordials roamed the realm. Their bodies used mystical energies as their life force. As they died, their life force leeched into the rocks of Di-Gata Mountains. Humans soon crash landed on the planet, caused by a stowaway creature named the Wrath-norak and a virus from their dying planet. Under Rados' sun, man's skin colour soon changed. Man was then able to mine the enchanted rocks found in the mountains, but were only able to recover energy from eight of the eleven sigils. Many rocks were mined by man, then carved into dice-like Di-Gata stones, and these were then carved with the sigil their power contained. From this point onward, anyone who used these stones were called stone casters or stone-slingers. It was believed that the first people who used these stones of power were called the Chi'Brek Tribe. This tribe was also the first tribe to document the arrival of the human race onto the planet.
There are currently ten known power forms in RaDos called Sigils. These sigils take up energy forms inside of Di-Gata Stones. But because the power of one sigil isn't as strong as the other, multiple sigils must be used, creating Henges. This creates a far greater concentration of power. However, some sigils do not need to be formed into henges, due to the extreme power that is contained within them (Vitus and Nostrum Vitae). The thirteen Power Sigils are:
Ogama - (Order)
Dako - (Chaos)
Yin - (Youth)
Yan - (Wisdom)
Altas - (Balance)
Nega - (Force)
Sum - (Peace)
Infinis - (Eternity)
Vitus - (Renewal)
Nostrum Vitae - (Life - Unconfirmed)
Ethos - (Stagnation)
Orn-Ra - (The First Sigil)
Mal-Ra - (The Last Sigil)
"The beginning and the end, both portions of the whole, both parts of a cycle without end. See that they are the one and the same and achieve balance"
Casters choose how many Sigils to use and their combination. A single Sigil was not very powerful on its own, but combining multiple Sigils often led to unpredictable and uncontrollable powers. Most casters choose to specialize in only one or two sigils, to make sure they retain complete control of their power at all times. Otherwise, miscasting (where the forming of the Henge doesn't perform correctly) would become common and hazardous to both the caster or their allies.
In short, these stones contain great power. However, some were not using it for the purposes for good. The Wizards of Yan, a powerful order of RaDos' most powerful wizards and stone-casters formed a group, the Di-Gata Defenders. These Defenders were trained to use these stones to police the realm against those who would use such power for evil purposes.
But amongst their own ranks, a wizard named Nazmul wanted to keep all the power of the realm for himself. So he recruited powerful stone casters of his own and formed the Order of Infinis. Nazmul's goal was to achieve eternal life by any means necessary and establish his own rule in RaDos.
As the Order continued to flourish, Nazmul managed to find a way to re-create a guardian called the Megalith using a large portion of the Realm's energy. This beast had unparalleled power and virtually made Nazmul invincible. The creation of the Megalith forced the Di-Gata Defenders of the previous generation to engage it. The Wizards of Yan came up with a ritual, the Spell of Binding to counter this unbeatable foe. They hired Brim, a stone-carver to create the four Pure Stones, which were the casting mediums for this spell.
In the final battle, they used the Four Pure stones against the Megalith and sealed him within the Pure Stones using the Machine of Binding. However, the generation of Di-Gata Defenders made the ultimate sacrifice and also destroyed a portion of the land around the Machine. Nazmul's first body ends up being destroyed as well.
Four of the five children of the original Defenders were then taken to a secret Dojo (Adam was the fifth child but was taken by Brackus after his parents died as revealed in the episode, "The Adam and Eve of Destruction"), to go for training to prepare for the day when the Megalith should break free from his seal. After sensing the Megalith was about to come forth, they left their Dojo behind and ventured forth into the realm, to continue where their parents left behind - to seal the Megalith once more and stop anyone who dares to relive their horrifying incident.
However, they do succeed in stopping the Megalith, and crush the Order. Instead of sealing the Megalith as they first planned, they destroyed it with their combined efforts. For if they had proceeded with the seal, it would have brought forth the apocalypse of RaDos. The sealing was meant to be a cycle, to not only keep the Megalith imprisoned but also to keep the Di-Gata vampires known as the Ethos in check. The Ethos want one thing: to merge their world with RaDos, so they can have an unlimited supply of Di-gata energy, which when depleted, could very well bring the end of life to the entire realm. Now with the assistance of Rion, the six Defenders must now stop this ancient evil, as recompense for breaking the cycle and to save RaDos.
Eventually they discover a machine called the Celestial Abyss created by Filch to keep the Ethos out of Rados. They set out to find it only to discover that the wizards have scattered different pieces of it all over Rados. They find all of the pieces except for one, which is with Filch and Malco. Malco steals the rest of the pieces and Filch builds the machine. This unleashes the Ethos who reveal that Malco is possessed by one of them and they destroy him. The Defenders also receive a terrible blow as Rion gives in to his Ethonosian half. Adam turns him human just before the life force is sucked out of him and the others. Rion unleashes his anger and remorse by transforming the Celestial Abyss into his armour and defeating the Ethos after which Rados and her people go back to normal.
When I was finished, everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Sirius: Whoa! That is intense!
Tsuyu: No kidding!
Kraven: (Russian Accent) We are sorry about your parents.
Tsuyu: Yeah that was awful.
Seth: It's all right guys.
Kara: But we're all here and all right.
We went into the base of the Di-Gata Defenders.
Seth: This is our base.
Laney: Wow just like when we first saw it.
Sirius: It's really amazing.
Ochaco: Yeah it sure is.
El Oso: (Spanish Accent) So, your parents were the previous Di Gata Defenders?
Seth: That's right and our mission like our parents before us was to destroy the forces of evil that threaten the planet. The biggest enemy that we have ever faced was the Megalith.
He told us about the Megalith and how dangerous it was.
The Megalith is an ancient creature that feeds on energy from the realm. It takes the form of a giant crustacean, with each of the eight power sigils engraved in the rocks on its back.
It attacks by firing a powerful energy beam from its mouth, and by reaching out with its tentacles to feed on energy. Its power is so great that it can manipulate and influence objects near it, and possess RaDosians.
Binding the Megalith was done in cycles, documented as far back as the Bakkorian period in "The Cycle". Nazmul was able to take control of the Megalith by carving it a guardian stone with Sari, and cast a spell that drained a lot of the realm's sigil energy to feed it to the Megalith.
The Pure Stones and the Machine of Binding were a new development by the Wizards of Yan, and concealed the Megalith's power into the four stones. However, it caused a large amount of damage to RaDos each time the Spell of Binding was cast. During the last Spell of Binding, it shattered the entirety of the Spell Zone and killed the Wizards of Yan and Defenders' parents. As the years went by, it slowly began to break through the seal again.
Inside the Pure Stones, the Megalith has created its own plane of existence which appears as a smog-filled wasteland. In "One Down", it overpowers Mel after she touches the Dako Pure Stone, and her mind enters the Megalith's realm. Inside she encounters both Nazmul and Alnar, who urge her to join the Order of Infinis in their quest for immortality. In "Dark Descent", after being fired at by an energy beam Seth is pulled into the Yan Pure Stone. He finds the Megalith, which has taken on Mel's form. It remarks that the Defenders will fall and begins to attack him, but is defeated by Kragus allowing Seth to escape.
The Defenders manage to get their hands on all four Pure Stones, but were warned previous times by Sari and Brim about just how devastating the spell was. They do not realize this until the Spell Zone is being torn apart by the Spell of Binding, and by Nazmul explaining it to Seth during their battle. Although it would seal the Megalith forever, it would have completely destroyed RaDos.
They stop the Spell of Binding by destroying the machine before it is complete. The Megalith breaks free of its prison, and is immediately attracted to Nazmul's energy in the Nova Stone. It shoots energy beams at Seth until he hides in a nearby forest, and extends its tentacles to reach him. Seth puts the Nova Stone in the Yan-Altas Container causing it to lose interest and leave.
At a nearby farm, the Megalith fires a lightning bolt onto the home to possess the old woman living there. While engaging in combat with Seth, she fires a powerful energy blast that separates Kragus from him. She tells him that one she regenerates her power by feasting on the stones of Arboth, all of RaDos will burn. Before she destroys Seth, she is knocked unconscious by Omniaxor allowing Mel to release her from the Megalith's power. The Defenders then realize that this was just a distraction, as the Megalith is weak and needs to feed.
They use Flinch's teleporter to reach Arboth just as the Megalith prepares to feed. Seth opens the Yan-Altas Container to attract its attention and they attempt to incapacitate the Megalith. The Defenders cast their guardians as a distraction for them to use the Warrior Henge, and channel it through Kara for a powerful blast of energy. However, it is not enough power and the Megalith uses the energy to pull her to it. In a last ditch effort Seth casts the Nova Stone into Kara, which creates a blast so strong that it destroys the Megalith once and for all. It dissipates into the air as its energy returns to the realm.
When it was done we were shocked!
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: That is bad.
Laney: Yeah.
Sirius: What enemies have you all faced here on Ra'Dos when you came here?
Me: Lets see. We destroyed Nazmul and the Cultists of the Celestial Light. And I think that's it but I am not really sure.
Eli: But we got their most dangerous enemies on the run.
Elena Validus: I'm sure your parents are very proud of you guys.
Seth: I know they would be very proud of us.
Kara: Yes they would.
Nico: Yeah.
Taylor (Loud House): I'll never forget going with you guys to Ra'Dos for the first time. That was awesome.
Laney: It sure was Taylor.
Ets: It was my first ever time on an alien world.
Nico: Yeah.
Seth: Anyway how about we pass the time to teach more spells for you all?
Sirius: We would like that.
INSTIGATOR: I'd like to learn Flash Blast.
Me: Now now. There are many spells to learn.
Nico: Lets get to it.
We got to learning the spells of RaDos. We learned so many of them and made all sorts of new combos and new spells too. They were really amazing.
Nico: Wow they are amazing.
Minerva Mink: Those spells are really amazing.
Lincoln: Yeah they sure are.
Bertie: How about I demonstrate Flash Blast first?
Nico: Go for it.
Nico formed into a training dummy in the shape of Rita Repulsa.
Bertie: FLASH BLAST!
She formed a rune and fired a blast of energy and it slammed into the statue and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Wow!
Sirius: That was amazing! Let me see here.
Eli formed a bunch of statues that looked like the villains of MHA.
Sirius: FLAMING VORTEX!
She fired a vortex of fire and it slammed into the statues and incinerated them into dust!
Eli: WOW!
Ibara: That is amazing!
Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) My turn!
Nico formed a dummy in the shape of Drakken.
Duff Killigan: INCINERATOR!
He fired a ball of fire and it hit the statue and exploded on contact!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
It was blasted into splinters.
Nico: Take that Drakken!
Laney: Yeah! My turn! SCREAMING PINWHEEL!
Laney fired spinning energy wheels and they slashed a dummy that looked like Edgar the Bug and reduced it to dust.
Emerald Sustrai: I'll go next. Think of it as thanks for kicking Cinder's ass.
Nico: Awesome! Sure.
Nico formed a statue that looks like Cinder Fall.
Emerald Sustrai: DOOM DART!
She fired an energy dart and it hit the statue and slashed it apart and destroyed it.
Nico: YEAH!
Femme Fatale: I'll go next!
Nico summoned a bunch of statues that looked like a bunch of men she hated.
Femme Fatale: ROCK SHARDS!
She fired a massive rock shower and smashed the statues!
Nico: AWESOME!
Red Lantern Ratchet: I'm up next!
Nico summoned a bunch of statues that looked like the Sullen Six.
Red Lantern Ratchet: BLACK TORPEDO!
He fired a black energy spear and skewered the statues in an instant.
Nico: ALL RIGHT!
Me: May I try one?
Nico: Sure.
Nico summoned a statue that looked like All For One.
Me: CONGREGATION OF YIN!
I summoned a bunch of orbs of fire and threw them and smashed them into the statue and destroyed it in a powerful explosion!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: That was awesome!
Seth: Yeah!
Nico: Yeah!
Copperhead: Can I go next?
Nico: Sure why not. But then we got to get ready.
Copperhead: Okay.
Nico made a statue that looked like Lex Luthor.
Copperhead: SHIELD BREAKERS!
He fired a shower of Explosive Knives and they hit the statue and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA!
Leni: That was totes amazing!
Me: Yeah!
Eli: (Senses something) And just in time too! I sense that our target is close!
Tso Lan: I hate to interrupt. But it's time to go after our target.
Nico: Then lets do it.
We went to find our target. The only way to do that was to search while hiding in the clouds. We saw a shadowing figure zoom fast.
Nico: There she is. Lets go.
We went for the entrance.
Lady K'tahsh was running and then a massive wall of fire stopped her. Then the spirits of the Elements of Harmony and the Female Duelists appeared and swirled around her and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above her and fireballs rained down and hit her all over and smashed her all over the place. Then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Lady K'Tahsh. Time for you to die.
Lady K'Tahsh threw a bunch of Knives and Nico caught them and threw them back and cut her all over.
Nico: For an assassin you sure are a bad one.
Me: Yeah!
Eli: What's a matter? Cat got your tongue?
Lady K'Tahsh: You will pay for making a fool of me!
Me: Well well you can speak after all. I was afraid you were the strong silent type.
Metal Sonic: Scanning target for weak points.
Nico: Looks like her ego is her weakness.
Nico teleported and elbowed her in the face and kicked her in her stomach and then smashed her in her face and kicked her into a tree.
Agony: Not gonna say anything?
Nico: I would suggest that you start praying.
Lady K'Tahsh: I will never bow to the likes of you! Not until you die!
Eli: Good luck with that one!
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted her all over!
Sirius: FLAME VORTEX!
She fired a vortex of fire and burned Lady K'Tahsh all over.
Nico: You got it!
Nico picked up Carmen Dillo and threw him and then…
KRASMASH!
Right into her face! OUCH!
Nico: YEAH!
Then Waffle Woman, Katnappe, Roquefort, Common Cold, Xaldin, Technus, Salami Swami, Dr. Viktor, Demyx, Heatwave, Dai Gui and Vulture appeared!
Nico: Waffle Woman, Katnappe, Roquefort, Common Cold, Xaldin, Technus, Salami Swami, Dr. Viktor, Demyx, Heatwave, Dai Gui and Vulture.
Waffle Woman: It's been a while since you guys fought one of Seth's enemies.
Maria: I know.
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Katnappe: This is probably your third one.
Me: Yes it is.
Roquefort: It probably won't be the last.
Eli: No it won't.
Common Cold: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Fairy Godmother.
Nico: Boy did we ever!
Technus: Was it really a big battle?
Me: It sure was! She brought back Cinder Fall, Tyrian Callows, Xemnas and even Faora who is one of General Zod's followers.
Technus: WHOA!
Xaldin: How is that possible!?
Me: Her magic is powerful.
The Wolfblades appeared.
Nico: Wolfblades.
Wolfblades: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Wolfblades: I hope you Rangers use those new spells against us.
Shane Clarke: That would be awesome.
Me: Yeah it sure would be awesome.
Leni: Totes cool.
We got the usual battles underway.
Tara "Terra" Logan, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Marsupilami, Kiki the Marsupilami Girl, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman - Nico's Rescue
Waffle Woman was first.
Waffle Woman: (to Tara) Nico's rescue was very epic this time. Are you sorry you missed out?
Tara: I am but I'm glad he had a lot of fun on that one. That was the most epic one of them all.
Applejack: YEEHAW! It was the best ever! Me and Eli got some great shots in on Fairy Godmother.
Apple Bloom: Yeah that was so amazing to hear!
Flashwing: It was so awesome. Tsuyu was recording the whole thing on her phone and uploaded the whole rescue onto the internet and it went viral instantly.
Waffle Woman: Wow! That must've been a really good one!
Marsupilami: Hooba! It sure was amazing to see. I hope I got on an awesome rescue someday.
Kiki the Marsupilami Girl: Me too that would be an awesome experience.
Waffle Woman: I have a feeling there will be more like that soon. But Nico did great on that one. You all did. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, fire, apples, crystals and energy and smashed her down.
Tara: ROCK ON!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Raven, Nico, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ren Hoek, Stimpy, Shade Man and Bright Man VS Roquefort - Lincoln's Rescue
Roquefort was next.
Roquefort: (to Raven) I heard Lincoln encountered Nasty Canasta on his rescue. How did that turn out?
Raven: It was really amazing.
Nico: We took down that bad outlaw and he's now in the M.O.E. But also Lincoln showed his immunity to poisons by drinking Nasty's usual drink.
Roquefort: Which was?
Nico: Nasty Canasta has a drink made from Hydrogen Bitters, Old Panther and Cobra Fang Juice. It was so potent that it was unbelievable! It made Daffy Duck and Porky Pig go flying.
Roquefort: YUCK! That must've been a dangerous, poisonous and deadly drink!
Nico: Yeah! I don't know how he handles a poisonous and deadly drink like that but Nasty Canasta is one tough and nasty son of a bitch!
Princess Luna: He sure is tough! What a guy.
Moondust: Boy no kidding! He also had a bounty of $5,000,000 on him.
Snowdrop: Today it would be worth a lot!
Gari: Yeah no kidding!
Blackout: He was a really scary guy to make everyone run away with yellow stripes on that backs.
Ren Hoek: And he was an eediot.
Stimpy: Boy no kidding!
Roquefort: Boy that guy is awful! But he will be a great addition to the M.O.E. Lets do it!
Nico: Be sure to save some cheese for me after this.
Roquefort: (LAUGHS) Anything for Nico.
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Raven: That was fun.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Princess Luna: A True victory of the night!
Starfire, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Fry, Leela, Amy Wong, Bender, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe - Meeting a Number 87: Queen of The Night Gene-Slammer
Katnappe was next.
Katnappe: (to Starfire) I heard you guys met a Number 87: Queen of The Night Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Starfire: Her name is Carly Morgan and she is very beautiful.
Starlight Glimmer: But she also has a really dark past.
Katnappe: Uh oh what happened?
Starlight Glimmer: He own mother is insane and she tried to kill her twice. J.D. said she suffers from a form of psychosis that he saw before called Capgras Delusion.
Katnappe: What's that?
Starlight Glimmer: It's where the one afflicted with it believes that the person, object or pet they have was replaced with an imposter. It's usually associated in people with Schizophrenia and people with Neurodegenerative Disorders.
Katnappe: Oh man! That's horrible! I'm glad she's all right.
Cozy Glow: Me too! Poor Carly.
Hex: Yeah that was awful!
Fry: No kidding there!
Leela: Yeah that was horrible.
Amy Wong: No kidding. Carly is severely traumatized from it.
Bender: The poor girl did nothing to deserve that kind of treatment from her mother.
Katnappe: I agree there. I hope Carly gets better. Lets do it! Hey Bender, your mother was a can opener!
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Katnappe: I walked right into that one didn't it?
They fired waves of energy, stars, magic, lightning and bones and smashed her down!
Starfire: Oh glorious!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Robin, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Judy & Peter Shepherd, Kraven the Hunter and Stalker VS Common Cold - Carly Morgan's Dark Past with her Insane Mother
Common Cold was next.
Common Cold: (to Robin) Carly Morgan's Dark Past with her Insane Mother is very intense. Poor girl!
Robin: Yeah no kidding. But J.D. found out something else about her after we showered and exercised. Carly's mother was an escaped patient from an Insane Asylum. She broke out 20 years ago after being found guilty of murder by reason of insanity and sentenced to Life Without Parole there. She got plastic surgery and altered her appearance and went on the run and got a new name. She married and had Carly. She was sent back to the nuthouse for good after what she tried to do.
Fluttershy: Boy that was awful.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it was terrible.
Stealth Elf: Yeah and now she is in the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Judy Shepherd: She is completely dangerous to the public and to herself.
Peter Shepherd: Yeah no kidding. She deserves to be locked up.
Common Cold: No kidding. (Sneezes)
Robin: Bless you.
Common Cold: (Sniffles) Thank you. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and lightning and smashed him down.
Robin: RIGHT ON!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Three Stooges, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker, Circe (Generator Rex) and Elena Validus VS Technus - Ra'Dos is a really amazing planet
Technus was next.
Technus: (to Cyborg) Ra'Dos is a really amazing planet. It's not often we come here.
Cyborg: No it sure is not often. Coming here to Ra'Dos is a big rarity for us.
Pinkie Pie: But it sure is amazing to see!
Featherweight: It sure is.
Sprocket: I think it's awesome too.
Moe: It sure is.
Curly: I wish we could just leave Moe here. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
POINK SLAP BOP BONK BOOF HONK!
Moe poked him in the eyes, slapped him, bopped him in his face, bonked him on his head, hit him in the stomach and honked his nose.
Curly: (Growls) Listen you! You can't do that to me! (BARKS LIKE A DOG)
Moe: Next time you say something like that I'll moider you!
Larry Fine: Leave him alone!
Moe: What are you butting in for porcupine!
CLANG!
He hit Larry on the head with a frying pan!
The group laughed!
Danny Phantom: That was funny.
Sam Manson: Yeah it sure was.
Tucker: Yeah it was funny!
Technus: Never get tired of that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Cyborg: BOOYAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Kole, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami - Amazing that you took down 2 of the Di-Gata Defenders enemies before
Salami Swami was next.
Salami Swami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) It's amazing that you guys took down 2 of the Di-Gata Defenders enemies before. And this will make number 3.
Kole: Yeah it sure is cool!
Twilight Sparkle: 2 we faced on major adventures and 1 we faced in one of the rescues.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was awesome!
Sunny Starscout: It sure is.
Spyro: I think it's really awesome.
SpongeBob: What the enemies of Ra'Dos are doing are pure evil.
Patrick: (BELCH)
Sandy: Patrick you are an idiot.
Mr. Krabs: But yeah those monsters were bad sailors.
Plankton: No kidding there Eugene.
Salami Swami: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and crystal and water and smashed him down.
Kole: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Beast Boy, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Seth, Melosa, Kara, Rion, Adam, Camille and Jarrod VS Xaldin - Hope Carly Morgan gets better
Xaldin was next.
Xaldin: I hope that Carly Morgan gets better after what happened with her.
Beast Boy: Yeah what she went through was just absolute awful.
Trixie Lulamoon: Yeah she went through something that was awful and terrible. But her mother has no idea what she is doing.
Triple Berry: Her own mind is her own worst enemy.
Flynn: She needs to have a brain transplant.
Cali: That is completely impossible Flynn.
Xaldin: Yeah I agree. Putting a new brain into someone is very risky.
Hugo: Yes it sure is.
Mags: But that would be nice if that were to happen.
Seth: It sure would.
Melosa: It would be awesome to see though.
Kera: Yeah no kidding.
Rion: It sure would be cool.
Adam: I agree.
Xaldin: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and wind and smashed him down.
Beast Boy: YEAH!
Trixie Lulamoon: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Will Vandom, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Golden Queen, Gulper, Wolfgang, Chompy Mage, Dr. Krankcase, Chef Pepperjack, Dreamcatcher, Luminous, Nightshade, Emerald Sustrai and Illia VS Dr. Viktor - Why would Carly Morgan's mother try and kill her
Dr. Viktor was next.
Dr. Viktor: (to Will) Why would Carly Morgan's mother try and kill her? Is she simply insane as the Joker?
Will Vandom: No she has schizophrenia. And it's making her believe that her daughter is a fake.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah her own mind is her own worst enemy.
Scootaloo: And I don't think any form of medicine will help her except being put away in the nuthouse.
Whirlwind: I agree there.
Golden Queen: Yes she was born rusted out.
Gulper: Gulper agree too.
Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) I feel sorry for her though mates.
Chompy Mage: Boy me too. Don't you Chompy Puppet? (Through Chompy Puppet) I sure do.
Dr. Krankcase: I may be a doctor but the brain is not my field of science.
Chef Pepperjack: Yeah it's like her mom doesn't exist anymore.
Dreamcatcher: But the good news is that J.D. had Carly's dad do an emergency divorce. That's a divorce that is urgent and children and the family's lives are threatened.
Luminous: That is awful!
Nightshade: Indeed it is my good man but the poor girl deserves much better than living with a mother that is absolutely insane.
Dr. Viktor: I agree there on that. Poor girl. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and elements and smashed him down.
Will Vandom: YEAH BABY!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Irma Lair, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Commander Mars and Commander Jupiter VS Demyx - Fairy Godmother Bringing back Villains we beat
Demyx was next.
Demyx: That is shocking that the Fairy Godmother would bring back many villains we beat in the past.
Irma Lair: It sure is scary! And the good thing is we've now seen the last of Tyrian Callows. J.D. killed him like how Goku beat King Piccolo and used the Black Gates on him that way.
Apple Bloom: That was really genius and amazing to see!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was awesome!
Scootaloo: You should have seen it! J.D. plowed through him and blasted a massive hole through Callows's chest and the Black Gates kicked in and destroyed him forever.
Diamond Tiara: That was really cool! J.D. calls it Black Gates Fist.
Silver Spoon; It was awesome.
Demyx: Black Gates Fist! Wow! What a combo. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and magic and smashed him down!
Irma: YEAH BABY!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!
Taranee, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Red Lantern Ratchet and Zilius Zox VS Heat Wave - Prince Charming now in the Naiad Prison for Xenophobes
Heatwave was next.
Heat Wave: (to Taranee) Prince Charming's now in the Naiad Prison for Xenophobes. All thanks to Nuju.
Taranee: Yeah thank goodness for that! And also Fermin Flaxseed is now in a new prison for Candy Hoggers. It's on Jupiter's moon Ganymede.
Sunset Shimmer: Wow that is awesome.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was a great candy heist though.
Sunburn: And the coolest part was that we acted like pirates too.
Yakko: That was really amazing too.
Wakko: Yeah and we gave the candy to the orphanage.
Dot: Thank goodness we did too.
Heat Wave: You got that right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Taranee: OH YEAH BURN!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Cornelia Hale, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Time Force Power Rangers, Tso Lan the Demon Sorcerer of The Moon and Juandissimo Magnifico VS Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth - We've seen the last of Tyrian Callows
Dai Gui was next.
Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) We've seen the last of Tyrian Callows. That's one of Remnant's enemies permanently destroyed.
Cornelia Hale: You got that right! Callows is gone for good.
Princess Celestia: He sure is.
Amber Morning: Thank goodness for that.
Spotlight: Yeah he had it coming for good.
Wes: And now he is a completely forgotten memory.
Dai Gui: Thank goodness for that one. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and energy and earth and smashed him down.
Cornelia: That was great!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Hay Lin, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Spiderman, Mary Jane, White Tiger, Shocker, Rhino, Sandman, Agony and Calypso VS Vulture - Hope Fairy Godmother likes being beaten by Twilight and friends every time. When she gets beaten by Princess Celestia it's the Black Gates for her
Vulture was next.
Vulture: (to Hay Lin) I hope Fairy Godmother likes being beaten by Twilight and friends every time. (sternly) But as soon as she gets beaten by Princess Celestia, it's the Black Gates for her
Hay Lin: Oh it will be great to see! Giving everyone in Twilight's friends a shot with her is only fair.
Rarity: Oh indeed it is darling and we're very honored that we all get our shot on her.
Sweetie Belle: YEAH! It will be awesome to see our sisters in action.
Gill Grunt: It sure will be awesome.
Spiderman: I think it will be awesome too.
Mary Jane: Yeah baby!
White Tiger: Slash her apart.
Shocker: Freeze her and send her back to the Warp.
Rhino: YEAH BABY!
Sandman: It sure will be awesome.
Vulture: Boy it sure will be awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Hay Lin: OH YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Elizabeth O'Carroll the Gene-Slammer of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Misty Tredwell, Himiko Toga and J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon VS Wolfblade Conglomerate
The Wolfblade Conglomerate was next.
Wolfblades: Boy these last couple of rescues were really awesome!
Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Aye they sure are lad and it's really awesome.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is. Wow! So many awesome rescues we have done.
Himiko Toga: They were so awesome.
Me: We all thought they were great.
Wolfblade: It sure is awesome. Lets do it!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL! (HOWLS)
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON 🌙 BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON!
We fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Elizabeth O'Carroll: That was an amazing victory now!
Me: (HOWLS)
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Wolfblades
The Wolfblades Power Rangers Battle was next.
Wolfblades: Boy this one was fun.
Nico: Yep. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened Wolfblades safe and in it was a bunch of swords and spellbooks called the Defenders of Gravity Falls, they're large swords with the anti-Bill Cypher symbol etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels, and large colored spellbooks, and inside the pages of the books are some awesome spells that are bound to give supernatural villains a nasty lesson in pain. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninaj Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM RANGER FORM HA!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Nico: AWESOME!
Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
The rangers summoned and put together the Thunderstorm Cannon!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and lightning and the blasts all hit the Wolfblades and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
They were dead!
Nico: Yeah! Wolfblades you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Nico: It's over for you!
Troy: You think the Di Gata Spells are bad? Wait until you see this!
Hailey Timaeus: This is gonna be the death if you. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Strike Ninja!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Strike Ninja and they formed into an awesome new monster! It was a humanoid version of Timaeus and he was dressed in ninja clothes and had dragon wings! He was now TIMAEUS THE NINJA DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: This one is TIMAEUS THE NINJA DRAGON!
Nico: Wow! That one is neat!
Me: Yeah!
Joan Critias: Here's this one. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Solemn Wishes!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Solemn Wishes and he formed into an angel in the Fang of Critias Armor and had amazing Angel Wings. It was called SOLEMN WISH ANGELIC WARRIOR!
Joan Critias: Meet Solemn Wish Angelic Warrior!
Nico: COOL!
Laney: That is a cool one!
Gina Hermos: Now for this one I summon my dragon self and merge him with BLUE-EYES SHINING DRAGON!
Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and erged him with Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon and they formed into an awesome and incredibly cool dragon sword! It had a glowing blade with light and energy around it! It was called The SHINING NOVA SHINESWORD!
Gina Hermos: Say hello to the Shining Nova Shinesword!
Nico: WOW! That sword is awesome!
Eli: It sure is!
Me: Now for this one.
Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!
Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) EXPLODING SCIENCE POWER!
We summoned the Denziman, Dynaman, Bioman and Timerangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers!
Me: All right!
We went at Lady K'Tahsh and bashed and smashed and pulverized her all over the place. We were really going at her and were smashing her to pulp.
Frafdo, Viqtarr, Ulfhedinn, Slurhk, Khorror blasted and smashed her all over.
Hound, Sailor Jupiter, Drag Strip and Talia used the Earth, Jupiter and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hound's Turret Gun, Drag Strip's Plasma Energy Blaster and Sailor Jupiter and Talia's powers 100-fold.
Hound and Sailor Jupiter: LIGHTNING TURRET MEGABLAST!
Drag Strip and Talia: AURORA PLASMA BLAST!
Metal Sonic and Dazzlings: SONIC OF EVIL DEATH!
INSTIGATOR and Founders of Equestria: CYBER FOUNDER BLAST!
Pillars of Equestria and Vreedle Brothers: LEGENDARY FURY SHOT!
Duff Killigan and Canterlot 6: SCOTTISH MAGIC BURST!
Carmen Dillo and Foals of Ponyville: ARMADILLO FURY BLAST!
El Oso and Fearful 5: BEARS OF ELEMENTAL WRATH!
Tchang Zu and Wonderbolts: LIGHTNING OF THE WONDERBOLT SKY!
Kaos and Family of Twilight Sparkle: ELEMENTAL MAGIC BLAST!
Copperhead and Yu-Gi-Oh Female Duelists: VENOMOUS FIRESTORM BLAST!
Femme Fetale and GX Female Duelists: FEMALE ULTRA FURY STORM!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Di Gata Defenders and me: SPELLS OF RA'DOS MEGABLAST!
We fired waves of elements and energy.
Amelia Waverley, Nico, me, Di-Gata Defenders and Eli: RA'DOS MEGABLAST SUPREME!
We fired waves of energy.
Lincoln: SPELL ELEMENT STYLE: FLASH BLAST!
Sari Sumdac: SPELL LIGHTNING STYLE: BOLT OF ATLAS!
Rottytops: SPELL FIRE STYLE: FLAMING VORTEX!
Entrapta: SPELL LIGHTNING STYLE: TYPHOON OF POWER!
Perfuma: SPELL NATURE STYLE: GENERATOR!
Frosta: SPELL ICE STYLE: CRYSTAL CASKET!
Gluko: SPELL DARK STYLE: DOOM DART!
Batch: SPELL LIGHTNING STYLE: SCREAMING PINWHEEL!
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) SPELL DARK STYLE: TWISTED CHAOS!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) SPELL DARK STYLE: BLACK BOLAS!
Mai Shiranui: SPELL FIRE STYLE: FORGE FIRE!
Jessica Shannon: SPELL FIRE STYLE: INCINERATOR!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed said spells.
Lincoln and his harem: SPELL FINAL SMASH: DI-GATA BLASTER!
They fired a massive beam at Lady K'Tahsh which explodes on contact!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Lady K'Tahsh was obliterated in the explosion.
Seth: Another one of our enemies down for the count.
Salami Swami: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Dr. Viktor: Slowly but surely, your enemies will get what they deserve.
Heat Wave: Damn right they will!
Me: Absolutely.
Carly Morgan: I'm really gonna love it here with you guys.
Me: You sure will love it Carly.
Dai Gui: Glad to hear it, Carly.
Me: And we're sorry you went through all that.
Vulture: (concerned) But let us know if you need help after everything your mom tried to do to you, okay?
Carly Morgan: I will. Thank you all.
Me: Your mom is just far too dangerous to be let back into society. She probably will never be welcome among anyone.
Laney: Yeah I agree.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard thundering footsteps heading this way.
Then, we saw a hulking and huge undead security guard with a skull-studded club appear before us, it was none other than Death, one of the EFI Research Facility's monstrosities.
Lincoln: I was definitely right that another of Curien's creations was here.
Nico: Death, the one-man security officer of the EFI Research Facility, he's not going to be easy to take down.
Illusen the Earth Faerie: But, we're not going to let him get away with trying to kill us all.
Suddenly, Illusen the Earth Faerie's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with plants, leaves, and Earth faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Death, she green energy, plants, leaves, and Earth faeries with every step. Suddenly, Illusen the Earth Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with plants and leaves surrounding it, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Illusen the Earth Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
Illusen the Earth Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing light brown hair with green streaks in it, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with leaves, plants, and earth fairies surrounding her, she has an Earth faerie with the Earth Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth Kanji in its hands, she has an Earth faerie with green gems for the eyes and the Earth Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Illusen the Earth Faerie has on a green sleeveless dress with a brown phoenix on it, green ankle-length high-heeled leather combat boots, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves, plants, and Earth faeries on the coattails, and on the back is an Earth faerie with a leaf above its head. Illusen the Earth Faerie's light green fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have an Earth faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Illusen the Earth Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Illusen the Earth Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, Illusen the Earth Faerie has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red-orange gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the Earth faerie that said, "Illusen the Earth Faerie, Resident Earth Faerie of Meridell and Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Plants and Earth Faeries."
Illusen 地球の妖精、メリデルとネオピアの住人の地球の妖精、最も暗い妖精の先駆者、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そして植物と地球の妖精のマスター
Illusen the Earth Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE KEY EARTH FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Illusen the Earth Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Death saw it, the brute zombie fell into a rage and tried to swat her with his club, but Illusen the Earth Faerie fired a powerful blast of green energy with earth faeries and magic, and it hit the hulking zombie guard, and tied him up in green vines so strong, he couldn't get out.
Nico: Wow, Illusen the Earth Faerie's transformed, that's so awesome.
Me: You said it, and that hulking zombie doesn't stand a chance against her.
Lincoln: Wow, Illusen, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Illusen the Earth Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Earth Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer Claudio's punishment?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Illusen.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Illusen the Earth Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put that zombie seven feet under.
Lincoln and Illusen the Earth Faerie went after Death, and they fire powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Earth Faeries, at Death's head, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the zombie. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and left painful scars on Death's head, and Illusen the Earth Faerie fired powerful green energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Illusen the Earth Faerie fired a barrage of powerful energy beams, which hit Death, and exploded with incredible power, killing it, and his spirit was condemned to the Black Gates for all eternity, and his spirit was erased forever. We cheer wildly for what Lincoln and Illusen the Earth Faerie did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Illusen the Earth Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Illusen the Earth Faerie: That's it for yet another of Dr. Curien's mad creations. Thank you for helping me take care of that zombie, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Illusen.
Suddenly, Illusen the Earth Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Illusen the Earth Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Illusen the Earth Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earth Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with plants growing around them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Wow, that's so beautiful.
Tormund Ellis: Lady Illusen and Lincoln both worked together as a team to put an end to another one of Dr. Curien's mad creations, and they're also an amazing couple.
Roberta: You said it, Tor.
Silver the Hedgehog: Now that another of Dr. Curien's mad creations have been dealt with, we'll also have to keep an eye out for more of them, including the mad Dr. Curien.
Nico: You said it, Silver, and like Lincoln said, the world of House of the Dead hasn't merged with our world, which means, we'll make sure that the EFI Research Facilities are destroyed for good, along with the very place where those tragedies have occurred, Curien Mansion.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Dr. Curien may have wanted to create a cure to save his son, Daniel, but he was playing with forces that were beyond his control, and in the end, he paid for it when he descended into madness and tried to destroy mankind, what a monster.
Silver the Hedgehog: You said it, Sonic. And when I find Dr. Curien, I will kill him, along with his other partner, Thornheart, and the both of them will join Caleb Goldman in Oblivion for good.
Lincoln: You got that right, Silver.
Seth: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure on Ra'Dos and it was great that we took down another villiain.
Laney: It sure is.
Nico: Yep. But great job everyone! Lets go back to Earth and celebrate.
We cheered and we went back to Earth and had a great lunch at Lynn's Table. And then we went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic almost done. But the Guest Reviewer is back.
This was the 3rd installment of the Di-Gata Defenders chapters. 2 were chapters and one was a rescue. This was awesome. The first part was for where we faced Fairy Godmother in the world of Shrek and it was awesome. The second part was for the Looney Tunes cartoon Drip Along Daffy and that was one of my all time favorites. Funny too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Aquaman, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are going into the Looney Tunes cartoon Rocket Squad and we're going into the future to take down the Flying Saucer Bandit and we're going to help Daffy Duck and Porky Pig as Detectives Joe Monday and Tuesday. This time however we're going to make sure that the Flying Saucer Bandit's goose is cooked! We're also going to meet a Cephalod-ae Gene-Slammer named Melissa Edinborough. Melissa is from Scotland and she is one of Nico's Awesome friends from Marine Biology classes. She knows so much about fish and more. Now she is a gene-slammer for a Cephalod-ae. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Tiny Toons cartoon called Sawdust and Toonsil and we're going to rescue not only the animals that Silas Wonder took from Wackyland but we're also going to meet 2 Gene-Slammers. One that was gene-slammed with a Sphinx of Uthuun from Magic the Gathering and another that was gene-slammed with a Light and Darkness Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh. They are the Salazar Twins named Ruby and Sapphire. Ruby is the Sphinx of Uthuun and Sapphire is the Light and Darkness Dragon. They both have awesome powers over Fire and Ice and they have a REALLY NASTY HATRED towards Nurse Sue, the Former Nurse of Sunset Canyon Retirement Home. Hold on to your sides everyone because it's time for another awesome set of humiliations as we do a chapter for a Humiliation of Flip, Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean and Amy and we're going to give those dirtbags a pranking and humiliation fest like no other!
See you all tomorrow!
