HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES EVERYONE!


In the early morning hours at 2:53 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw four figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Cairo, Egypt. But, they were no ordinary four figures, their were Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, the daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Trixie Lulamoon. And Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore, the children of Lincoln's future wife, Ester. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Trixie Lulamoon, Ester, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Trixie, Ester, Lori, J.D., Nico, did you guys have that same dream as me?

Lori: We sure did, bro.

Ester: And it also means that we found out where our kids is at.

Trixie Lulamoon: But the question is, Where?

Me: they're at Cairo, Egypt.

Nico: Oh man, that's not good. Out on the streets in Cairo, Egypt, is not a safe place for them.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate. Zeta Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore are my kids now, and I'm not letting kids like them suffer life on the streets. They needs to be home again in the arms of their mother and their new father.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud, Ester, Me, and Nico were heading to Cairo, Egypt. Then, Lincoln saw a young centaur who has long silver hair and blue legs and her human half has a orange long sleeve shirt with a black vest and a big, long, flowing black and purple magician cape. She has a cutie mark in a shape of a thunderbird with magic element around it. A 13-years-old French Girl who has light blue skin with blonde hair in braided style, blue eyes, rosy cheeks, thin pink lips and a tiara with a diamond-shape at the top. She wears the black suit with icy blue armors, shoulder plates, frozen gauntlets-like, cyan transparent skirt-like and cyan open-toe ballet flats. A 10 year old Iguana/Human girl who has shimmery light blue scales with small spikes around her face, and long icy blue hair that's tied back into a ponytail. She has teal eyes and icicle earrings, and blue lipstick. She has four pointed fins reaching down her back. She wears a dark blue coat with a snowy neck collar and has a blue lightning design with a snowflake in the middle. She wears an ice belt around her waist. She also wears long white boots with blue tips. and a muscular humanoid green and orangish brown wood-like dragon with two horns, big dragon wings, his tail has a black mace on it, And dark green stone-like spikes each shaped like the dorsal fin of a shark run down his spine from the top of his neck to a black mace on the end of his tail. Lincoln saw who they was, it was Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen and Grindcore.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Zeta Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen and Grindcore?

Frostbyte: Yes, we are, And who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and former leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and current leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Trixie Lulamoon and Ester came out, and when Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore saw them, they were stunned.

Princess Frozen: Mom, is that you?

Ester: Yes, little princess, it's me.

Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore ran up to Trixie Lulamoon and Ester, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Lori.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Ester, your mother is one of my many future wives.

Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Frostbyte and Princess Frozen: That means...you're our father.

Lincoln smiled, and that filled Zeta "Silver Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, and Grindcore to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Trixie Lulamoon and Ester with their kids, and they now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


Nico's Rescue was in space this time.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) This is the Milky Way, a nice galaxy. 875 billion trillion people live here. Yes it's a nice place to live. It's my job to keep it that way. I'm a Space Cop. My name's Monday. My partner's name is Tuesday. He always follows me. It was Wednesday, January 23rd 10:26PM.

Porky Pig: (Correcting) 10:28.

Daffy Duck: Like I said it was 10:28 PM. We were returning from a routine investigation in the Big Dipper Area. A 7-12, Malicious Mischief. School Children have blown the ring clear off Saturn. When will parents ever learn to keep uranium out of their children's reach?

Porky Pig: (Stuttering) Yeah. When?

We flew up to them. Nico, Aquaman, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were flying beside Daffy Duck and Porky.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Arthur.

Aquaman: Not a problem Nico. This is gonna be a really fun adventure this time.

Me: It sure will be fun and it's in space now. How awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Lana: I'm gonna like this one.

Kaina Tsutsumi: It will be awesome this time.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) 10:34, Headquarters called.

Officer: Calling Prowl Jet 36. Prowl Jet 36. Come in 36. Over.

Daffy Duck: Joe Monday…

Porky Pig: Over.

Officer: Joe it's the Flying Saucer Bandit again. First National Bank of Jupiter. Report in.

Daffy Duck: Will call.

Me: Lets get moving.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) Wednesday, January 23rd 10:42 PM…

Porky Pig: (Correcting) 10:46.

Daffy Duck: Like I said, 10:46 PM. We returned to headquarters.

We arrived at the Interplanetary Police Force HQ and we landed on the 17,000th Floor.

Nico: Arthur, I'm sorry you ended up being the one to kill your brother.

Aquaman: It's all right Nico. But I had no other choice or the world would have been destroyed.

Me: Yeah he deserved it.

We walked into the building and went into a red Pneumonic Tube pod and then it closed and we were sent flying through a red tube and onto a pad and a machine shook us out and we landed on the floor in a heap.

Me: Ow.

Nico: Wow that is amazing and fast.

Porky Pig: Isn't modern science wonderful? People used to have to use the stairs.

Nico: Boy no kidding

Carol Pusateri: Yeah but wow.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) 10:52, back at the old desk. Waiting for a call from the chief. Half a cops life is spent in waiting. 10:53, the chief calls.

The Chief: Joe come right over please. I need your help immediately.

Daffy Duck: Right.

We went over to him and the chief was begging for our help.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) My interview with the chief was brief and to the point. He wanted me to find out who the Flying Saucer Bandit was and then to place him under arrest. I consented. 11:07, we went to the scene of the crime.

Nico: I think Mr. Mind recruited Ocean Master because there was no suitable villain from Kameo's world to recruit.

Eli: That could be the case.

Lola: Yeah it could be.

We teleported to the Scene of the Crime which was the First National Bank of Jupiter.

Daffy Duck: 11:21, Checked in at the scene of the crime. The Crime Robots were on the job. They were searching out and collecting vital bits of evidence. Picking up suspicious footprints. Gathering up suspicious looking objects. No clue was too small to escape their notice.

Me: Those robots are awesome.

Eli: Yeah.

We later returned to HQ.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) 12:15 AM, we returned to headquarters with the clues.

Porky Pig: A cops life isn't all beer and skittles you know.

We dumped the clues into a machine and it was analyzing them.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) Now all the facilities of the great modern crime lab were brought to bear.

And then out came a player piano song card and played it.

MOTHER AND MACHREE PLAYS.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) We identified the name of that song.

Daffy Duck: Mother and Machree.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) We proceeded to the McRee file.

Daffy pulled out a drawer and the file of Machree was a big one!

Daffy Duck: It was a long one. We finally found what we were after..

Porky pulled out a picture of him.

Me: George "Mother" Machree, Alias "Danny Boy; Wild Irish Mose; Eddie The Fagan."

Nico: Wow! He is really crafty.

Lana: And his record is the longest ever.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) This criminal was so clever he had never been suspected of anything.

Nico: Now, if I were a Flying Saucer Bandit, where would I hide?

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) The case was beginning to heat up. Our next step was the Criminal-Detecto Set.

Daffy pressed his button and it revealed he was at a sandwich shop.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) Machree was found to be at Elsa's Blast-Inn, selecting a sandwich.

Me: That's where we're off to.

Nico: Also, can we do our entrance during this rescue?

Me: Lets do it.

We were off to get him.

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) 12:40 AM, he selected a pastrami on rye with mustard. That figured. We didn't have much time. He was a notoriously fast eater!

Suddenly Machree was surrounded by the spirits of the Teen Titans and W.I.T.C.H. and they converged all around him and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.

Me: You're under arrest Machree!

Daffy Duck: (Narrating) Like all criminals, he had an elaborate alibi prepared.

Machree: I didn't do nothing, I didn't do nothing, Like I said I didn't do nothing!

?: (Scottish Accent) That's what they all say now!

A Cephalod-ae came out and grabbed him!

Nico: Whoa!

Cephalod-ae: (In a girls voice) Looks like you guys did great helping me found this clod now.

Nico: Melissa Edinborough? Whoa!

It slapped the cuffs on Machree and we searched his flying saucer and found stolen money by the billions and more!

Nico: There's the money!

Me: Yep this is it all right.

Machree: I didn't do nothing!

Me: Yeah yeah that's what they all say.

Eli: Tell it to the judge bub!

We got him arrested and the money was all recovered.

Sirius: Boy that was really easy.

Melissa reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and yellow clothes.

Melissa Edinborough: (Scottish Accent) Aye now that was a good capture.

Aquaman: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Melissa Edinborough: I have a lot of favorite memories with him now. But I would have to say me and Nico studying for a really hard test on the ocean and we saw a nasty bully cheating and then we turned him in and he swore to kill us.

Nico: We sure did stop him. He was a total fink for taking the easy way.

Eli: No honor in that.

Me: No there isn't. Also Melissa did you know that Lincoln and his family are all descended from Scotland?

Lincoln: It's true. During the battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm we found out that we have Scotland in our blood and we found out that our ancestors were the king and queen of Loch Loud.

Melissa Edinborough: Ach that is really amazing laddie! I've heard so much about that now.

Nico: It sure is awesome.

Nico and Melissa hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Melissa Edinborough: Ach me too Nico.

Me: This was an awesome rescue though.

Lana: It sure was.

Tsuyu: And we busted a dangerous criminal here in the future.

Kaina Tsutsumi: We sure did and it was so awesome.

Aquaman: Really fun.

We later went back home. The Flying Saucer Bandit was sentenced to 999 years in Federal Prison.'


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, the Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons, and Mera are heading to Acme Acres, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to rescue the animals from Wackyland that were kidnapped by Silas Wonder, who were also going to kill.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Acme Acres, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to rescue the animals from Wackyland that were kidnapped by Silas Wonder, who were also going to kill.

Nico: That's right, big guy.

Buster Bunny: Gogo told us that Silas Wonder has kidnapped his friends from Wackyland and put them in his circus. We got to get them out and back to Wackyland at once.

Me: And we're also going to kill Silas Wonder.

Lincoln: That's right, J.D. And thanks for joining us on our rescue, Mera.

Mera: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome and wacky rescue.

Nico: (Laughs) You said it.

We then saw the train which was the center of Silas' circus, and we met up with Gogo Dodo, and we got to work by freeing his friends from the cages in secret without warning Silas Wonder. We then got everyone back to Wackyland, and when Silas Wonder saw the empty cages, he was already seeing red and steam came out of his ears.

Lincoln: Alright, we got Gogo and his friends back to Wackyland, and now, all that's left is to get rid of Silas Wonder.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Silas Wonder, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Silas Wonder, and he's going to kill them.

?: That evil so-called circus owner.

?: Let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw a Sphinx of Uthuun and Light and Darkness Dragon appear before us.

Me: Whoa, that's the Sphinx of Uthuun from Magic the Gathering and the Light and Darkness Dragon Duel Monster.

Lincoln: And I recognized those voices from anywhere, I knew it was you, Ruby and Sapphire Salazar, but we'll have to talk later. We got an evil circus owner to kill.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Silas Wonder, and that allowed the eight girls to get away. When Silas Wonder saw us, he was enraged.

Silas Wonder: Do you fools realize what you've done?! You've ruined my circus!

Lincoln: What you've done is taken the animals of Wackyland from their home and subjected them to abuse and suffering, and now, you've left us no choice. It's time for you to die, Silas Wonder.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Kopaka, The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons, Mera, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Silas Wonder, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, dynamite, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to die, Silas Wonder. CONGREGATION OF YIN AND YANG!

Lincoln summoned a bunch of orbs of light and darkness, and he threw them and they smashed into Silas Wonder and exploded with incredible power, killing him and erasing him from existence when he was sent to the Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Nico: Whoa, was that a new RaDos spell you used, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Yep, it's just like J.D.'s Congregation of Yin, but for my Congregation of Yin and Yang, instead of orbs of fire, I summoned orbs of light and darkness.

Me: Nice one.

Lincoln: And that's it for that evil and demented ringmaster. (To Ruby and Sapphire Salazar) And it's so good to see you again, Ruby and Sapphire Salazar.

Ruby Salazar reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive red angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Sphinx of Uthuun, and she's dressed in a sleeveless red vest, sleeveless red midriff top, red skirt, red bellbottom pants with light red flowers, red high-heeled sneakers, and long red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and sand dunes on the coattails, and Sphinx of Uthuun on the back.

And Sapphire Salazar reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing purple hair, purple eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive white and black angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Light and Darkness Dragon, and she has on the same wardrobe as Ruby Salazar, but she's dressed in a sleeveless dark blue vest, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, dark blue skirt, dark blue bellbottom pants with light blue flowers, blue high-heeled sneakers, and long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ice on the coattails, and Light and Darkness Dragon on the back.

Ruby Salazar: You too, Lincoln.

Sapphire Salazar: It's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to the Salazar twins and they hugged, and the Salazar twins are also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Ruby Salazar: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Sapphire Salazar: That's incredible.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know this pair of twins?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, the Sphinx of Uthuun Gene-Slammer is Ruby Salazar and the Light and Darkness Dragon Gene-Slammer is Sapphire Salazar, they're known as the Salazar twins, and they have awesome fire and ice powers. They're also among my many Guardian Angels and they have an awesome love for ramen and along with being my Guardian Angels, they're also amazing entertainment, movie, TV and Food Critics and they don't abuse their power like some critics have done over the years.

Me: That's so awesome.

Nico: Finally, critics who don't abuse their power, unlike some critics have done over the years.

Lincoln: And there's also something else you guys should know: they absolutely LOATHE Nurse Sue, the Former Nurse of Sunset Canyon Retirement Home with every single fiber of their being.

Nico: Uh oh, I hate to find out what that bottom feeder, Sue, did to earn their wrath.

Lincoln: Trust me, Nico, no one is going to like it one bit. Oh, Ruby, Sapphire, I got you a little something.

Lincoln gave Ruby Salazar a large Sphinx of Uthuun-themed sword with Sphinx of Uthuun etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large red gem with red angel wings surrounding it for the pommel, and he gave Sapphire Salazar a large Light and Darkness Dragon-themed sword with Light and Darkness Dragon etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue angel wings for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large dark blue gem with dark blue angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.

Sapphire Salazar: Wow, we love the new swords you made for us, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Ruby Salazar's neck with ruby red gems on the gold lightning bolts links and ruby red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Sapphire Salazar's neck with sapphire blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links and sapphire blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Salazar Twins: (Surprised) Whoa, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, those are Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, and that means you and Sapphire are part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Ruby.

The Salazar Twins had a smile on their faces and tears coming from their eyes, as they wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and he leaned down and kissed the Salazar Twins on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Ai, Akemi, Fukutome, Komaba Misaki, Kurobe, Majima Eriko, Tomo, and Utako from Crossing Time.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ai, Akemi, Fukutome, Komaba Misaki, Kurobe, Majima Eriko, Tomo, and Utako.

Nico: From Crossing Time, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ai: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ai and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Silas Wonder, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Ai: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Ai: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ai, Akemi, Fukutome, Komaba Misaki, Kurobe, Majima Eriko, Tomo, and Utako with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We head back to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone about our rescue in Acme Acres, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Silas Wonder.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in rescuing Gogo Dodo's friends from Wackyland, and what Lincoln did in using his new Congregation of Yin and Yang spell to destroy Silas Wonder, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and the Salazar twins have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.


After getting rid of Silas Wonder, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when the Salazar Twins saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Ruby Salazar: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ruby and Sapphire, and now, I can also defend myself, and I've also gotten smarter as well.

Sapphire Salazar: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Ruby, Salazar, can you tell us about why you girls have a really nasty hatred for former Nurse Sue?

Ruby Salazar: We'd be glad to. We already know that Sue was nothing more than a monster who has hated the elderly and was a criminal from the start, but it was also very personal as well: Sue kicked out our grandparents for no apparent reason, and she was laughing cruelly at them. This angered us so badly, we pounced on and viciously pulverized Sue badly. But, our grandparents couldn't go back to Sunset Canyon, and they died a week later in the hospital, and it was right at that moment that we now hated Sue with a vengeance.

Sapphire Salazar: And we both swore that if we ever cross paths with that stupid, control-obsessed, greedy, bad-tempered, pinhead of a bitch, we'd rip her to shreds and leave her to die in a pool of her own blood.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Oh my God!

Me: That stupid, greedy, bad-tempered, pinhead of a so-called nurse. I knew Sue was bad news, but to find out about this, that did it.

Rita: If she so much as comes back, I'll personally send her to The Black Gates myself. Imagine if she did that to my Dad?

Lincoln: She's a shrew.

Rita: I think she's worse than that, Lincoln. But, a shrew, that's a good word for the likes of her.

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, we were heading out to meet Jolyne Kujo's parents.

Lincoln: I can't wait to meet your family, Jolyne.

Jolyne Kujo: You're going to love meeting them, Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Ao Kuang from Smite, and he's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Neith, you're not going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to your world's version of Ao Kuang, and he's here to cause havoc.

Neith gasped in shock.

Neith (Smite): Oh no, this is not good.

Nico: Neith, what can you tell us about your world's version of Ao Kuang?

Neith (Smite): You won't like it, Nico.

Neith proceeded to tell us about her world's version of Ao Kuang, and we weren't going to like it one bit.


Ao Kuang (Smite)
Ao Kuang is a playable character in the MOBA game Smite. He is a character from the Chinese Pantheon, originated from the mythology, being one of the four Dragon Gods of the Seas.

Biography
As one of the four Dragon-Gods, Ao Kuang demanded to be worshiped from people at the shorelines for calm tides, rain for their crops, and to not cause rivers to flood. Originally, Ao Kuang was more greedy and expected large amounts of child sacrifices, causing flooding, large waves, and storms if he did not get said items. This caused people to be terrified of him, and not report said greed to the Jade Emperor. But one day, Sun Wukong visited his palace to get a weapon for his journey to the west. Although Ao Kuang offered other weapons, Wukong only wanted the Ruyi Jingu Bang, an large staff that helped control tides. Despite assumptions that no-one can lift it, Sun Wukong lifted the weapon easily, and also demanded armor, shoes, and a helmet, which the humiliated god also have to give.

Sometime after this, the demigod Neh-Za acidentally shook Ao Kuang's palace while playing in a stream, causing the peeved god to tell his favorite scout to find and kill the child. However, Neh-Za managed to both save himself and kill the scout, causing the infuriated Ao Kuang to order his third son to destroy him, who Neh-Za also slain. A now enraged Ao Kuang stomped off to Neh-Za's father and threatened to take the issue directly to the Jade Emperor, but Neh-Za simply tackled the god and demanded him to bow down to him. These two actions both made the god humble and made the god determined to make himself look menacing, and strike fear into people again.


When Neith was done, we were horrified.

Nico: Whoa, so in addition to meeting Jolyne Kujo's parents, we got a power-mad deity running loose in the world.

Me: Yikes.

Lincoln: Leave that to me and Marina the Water Faerie. We're not going to let Ao Kuang cause havoc in the world, he uses his power to cause havoc among the world, and that's breaking the rule we live by: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. He's going to pay for this.

Nico: Big time.

We arrived at the home of Jolyne Kujo, and it was amazing. We then met Jolyne Kujo's uncles, Rikiel, Ungalo, and her mother, and they were happy to see Jolyne again, and she told them that Lincoln's the one who rescued her, and she's one of his many future wives, and they offer their congratulations to them, and they know Lincoln will take good care of Jolyne.

?: I will destroy every last one of you mortals!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and we saw a storm appear out of nowhere.

Lincoln: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Ao Kuang.

A figure appeared as a lightning bolt crashed down from the heavens, and it was none other than Ao Kuang from Smite, the powerful Dragon King of the Eastern Seas.

Neith (Smite): Lincoln was right that you'd show up here, Ao Kuang.

Ao Kuang (Smite): And now, I shall destroy you mortals once and for all, and rule this world!

Marina the Water Faerie: No, I won't let that happen.

Suddenly, Marina the Water Faerie's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue, and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Ao Kuang, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, and Water faeries with every step.

Marina the Water Faerie: Ao Kuang, I will never forgive you for the constant chaos and suffering that you'd caused to mortals, and now, I will make you pay for everything that you've done.

Suddenly, Marina the Water Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding it, there's a Water faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Marina the Water Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Marina the Water Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries surrounding her, she has a Water faerie with the Water Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its hands, she has a Water faerie with aqua blue gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Marina the Water Faerie has on an aqua blue sleeveless dress with a blue phoenix on it, aqua blue sandals, and a long aqua blue sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a Water faerie with ocean waves surrounding it. Marina the Water Faerie's aqua blue fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a Water faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Marina the Earth Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Marina the Water Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large aqua blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large aqua blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Water faerie that said, "Marina the Water Faerie, Guardian of the Healing Springs, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water and Water Faeries."

マリーナ・ザ・ウォーター・フェアリー、ヒーリング・スプリングスの守護者、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして水と水妖精のマスター

Marina the Water Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE HEALING WATER FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

We were amazed by Marina the Water Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Ao Kuang saw it, the Dragon God fell into a rage and fired a blast of lightning to kill her, but Marina the Water Faerie fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with water and water faeries, and it hit Ao Kuang and really hurt him badly.

Nico: Whoa, Marina the Water Faerie's transformed, that's so awesome.

Me: This is going to be one awesome and epic fight.

Lincoln: Wow, Marina, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Marina the Water Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Water Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer Ao Kuang's punishment?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Marina.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Marina the Water Faerie.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of causing havoc on mortals is over, Ao Kuang.

Lincoln and Marina the Water Faerie went after Smite Ao Kuang, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Water Faeries at Smite Ao Kuang, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the power-mad deity. Then, Lincoln engaged in a powerful sword fight, and Lincoln disarmed Smite Ao Kuang of his Dragon Sword, and then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and left painful scars on Ao Kuang, and Marina the Water Faerie fired powerful aqua blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.

Then, Lincoln grabbed Smite Ao Kuang, and as Lincoln lifted the power-mad Dragon King up with his immense brute superhuman strength, Lincoln sucked out and absorbed Smite Ao Kuang's powers and abilities, and he made them all his own, and Smite Ao Kuang's Dragon Sword merged with Lincoln's massive Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, along with his massive Sword of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and it was then transformed into Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, it's a brand-new large sword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, golden blade with the blue cross surrounded by the ring of lightning bolts, the symbols of the elemental forces, along with the Elemental Gems, and the symbol of The Loud House, the Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm Symbol, the Team Cosmic Dragon symbol, and the Thunderbird etched on it, massive orange curved upward ram horns for the large sword's crossguard massive rainbow gem with a rainbow Celtic Triquetra inside of the gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large orange buffalo heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in its open mouths and a large rainbow gem on the bottom of the buffalo heads for the pommel.

Then, after Lincoln finished sucking out and absorbing Smite Ao Kuang's godly powers, Lincoln drove his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds through Smite Ao Kuang's heart, and the power-mad deity was destroyed, and his evil spirit was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Marina the Water Faerie did as they holster their weapons on their backs and power down, and Marina the Water Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.

Marina the Water Faerie: That's it for that power-mad deity. Thank you for helping me with taking care of Ao Kuang, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Marina.

Suddenly, Marina the Water Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Marina the Water Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Marina the Water Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Water Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with ocean waves and lightning bolts crashing behind them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Wow.

Me: Now, that's so awesome.

Lincoln: And we made sure that one of the evil deities from Smite have been dealt with. But, there's bound to be more of evil gods out there.

Me: But, we'll be ready for them, big guy.

Nico: Yeah.


Later it was time for Stella's 2nd Ambassador Mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Stella? Besides Tracer and 4 Rabbids?

Stella: I was thinking of having the entirety of the Winx Club come with too.

Bloom: Wow! It will be an awesome honor.

Flora: It most sure will.

Me: Also I have something awesome to show you when we see Wataru again.

Nico: Ooh what is it?

Me: No spoilers now. I will show you all and explain when we get there.

Laney: This will be awesome.

Nico: Yep. All right lets head on out.

With that we were off to Japan.

We later arrived in Japan.

Wataru: Hey guys!

Me: Awesome to see you guys.

Stella: Wataru, meet my fellow Winx Club members.

Bloom: Awesome to meet you. My name is Bloom and I'm the princess of Domino and Fairy of the Dragon Flame.

Flora: My name is Flora and I'm the princess of Linphea and Fairy of Nature.

Musa: I'm Musa, Princess of Melody and Fairy of Music.

Tecna: (British Accent) My name is Tecna and I'm the Princess of Zenith and Fairy of Technology.

Layla: I'm Layla, Princess of Andros and Fairy of Waves.

Roxy: And my name is Roxy and I'm the last of the Earth Fairies and Fairy of Nature.

Wataru: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Tracer: (British Accent) Awesome to meet you Wataru. My name is Lena Oxton but in Overwatch, I'm known as Tracer.

Wataru: Wow it's an honor!

Nico: Yep.

Wataru: Stella, meet Taiga Nobori, my half brother.

Taiga Nobori: Awesome to meet you Stella.

Stella: Same to you as well.

Taiga Nobori: And J.D. Knudson it's a true honor and you as well Nico.

Nico: Pleasure is ours.

Me: Same here.

Tracer: Awesome to meet you too.

Taiga Nobori: It's an honor.

Tracer: Was there conflict between you two before?

Taiga Nobori: Yes but not anymore.

Nico: That's good.

Me: Okay now I can show you guys my surprise.

Nico: What is it?

Me: Watch this.

I pulled out a strange looking belt and put it on me and then I pulled out a lock that had a blue raspberry on it.

Me: HENSHIN!

I pressed it and inserted it into the belt.

Computer: LOCK ON!

I opened the lock and a portal unzipped above me and formed a Blue Raspberry above me and it locked onto my head and I turned into A BLUE RASPBERRY KAMEN RIDER FOR GAIM!

Computer: BLUE RASPBERRY ARMS!

I had a longsword from a Blue Raspberry!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: Wow! A Blue Raspberry Kamen Rider!?

Nico: WOW! One for the Gaim series!

Eli: Cool!

Wataru: Wow! This is awesome!

Nico: How did you get a Gaim form?

Me: Well it was easy. Look there.

Everyone looked out the window and to their surprise they saw Zawame City just 5 miles southwest.

Nico: Wow that's Zawame City and it's just a short hop away from here.

Me: Yep and that tall building right there is the Yggdrasill Corporation. I got this form last week after we met the Hibiki Kamen Riders and I declared war on the Yggdrasill Corporation.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Yep. Here's how it went down. I found out what they were gonna do and I discovered that they were going to wipe out 6/7 of the entire human race. But I was not going to let that

happen.

FLASHBACK

Me: (Narrating) I decided to pay their commander a little visit in the form of my red glowing eyes.

Amagi Kureshima: Soon the Human Race will enter the next step of evolution.

Me: That is not going to happen!

My glowing red eyes appeared.

Me: Amagi Kureshima, this is J.D. Knudson, 2nd In Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Amagi Kureshima: What does the former leader want?

Me: I'm here to give you an ultimatum. You either stop this senseless form of murder and unethical experimentation on all of this city with the power of the Helheim Forest or this will be war coming in Early September.

Amagi Kureshima: Don't you understand what it is we're going to do?

Me: Oh I understand completely. What you are going to do will ultimately destroy much of the human race and we won't let that happen. So what will it be?

Amagi Kureshima: We will never stop. This company is the step into the next step of our evolution.

Me: Very well then. I am hereby issuing a declaration of war. I declare war on the entire Yggdrasill Corporation. In Early September you better be ready to fight us with everything you have.

I then saw a Sengoku Driver and a Blue Raspberry Lock and teleported it to me.

Me: You better enjoy the last 5 months you have left.

I vanished.

FLASHBACK ENDS..

Me: And there you have it.

Nico: Whoa.

Eli: Intense.

Stella: Yeah.

Wataru: I wonder how Kouta's doing.

Nico: I'm sure he's doing okay.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Better change that to August. The Dino Fury team might still be fighting their own enemies during that time. But the rest starting with Decade will be in August.

Me: Noted. Better change it then to early or late August. But that will be the perfect Ambush opportunity because they will think it's still in Early September.

Eli: Nice.

Wataru: But this is amazing that you guys are meeting fellow Kamen Riders.

Me: We owe you and your fellow Kamen Riders big time for helping us out in the 20 Days of Darkness.

Tecna: Yes we sure do.

Tracer: It was really amazing.

Wataru: Stella, how would you like to be a Kamen Rider?

Stella: I would be honored Wataru. But only if my fellow Winx Club members can be Kamen Riders too.

Wataru: Fair enough.

Nico: This will be awesome to see what happens.

Me: It sure will.

Nico: Actually, I have plans for Flora and Roxy to be other types of Kamen Riders. The others are fair game.

Me: I didn't know you already had plans for Flora and Roxy, Nico. But can we still include Kiva and other Kamen Riders in their arsenal as well?

Nico: That's fine.

Me: Cool. Oh and Eli got this one for you too.

I pulled out another Gaim Sengoku Belt and a Pomegranate Lock for him.

Eli: Cool A Pomegranate Lock and my own Sengoku belt for Gaim.

Wataru: Wow! You are a good brother to Eli, J.D.

Me: Thanks.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Stella: (hears explosion) And that would be more Fangires.

Nico: Looks like it's time to kick some butt!

We went and faced them and we saw Pearlshell Fangire fighting Horse, Ladybug, Seamoon, Mantis and Polar Bear Fangire!

Nico: WHOA! That pink one is Maya the Pearlshell Fangire and she's fighting the Horse, Ladybug, Seamoon, Mantis and Polar Bear Fangire!

Wataru: We better help out! Maya is a good Fangire.

Me: I remember seeing that. That was awesome.

We went to help Maya.

Maya: Wait! I'm-

Stella: One of the good ones? We know!

Horse Fangire: What are you going to do, little girl?

Stella: You're about to see what a "Little Girl" can do! Henshin!

She then glowed in a yellow light and grew neon sunlight angel wings and turned into THE ANGEL KAMEN RIDER!

Nico: COOL!

Me: Wow! An Angel Kamen Rider for Kiva!

Bloom: Time for the Winx Club to join in.

Winx Club: HENSHIN!

They went Kiva Kamen Rider!

Bloom was a Fire Dragon Kiva Kamen Rider, Flora was a Sprite of Nature Kiva Kamen Rider, Layla was a Mermaid of Water Kiva Kamen Rider, Tecna was a Robot Kiva Kamen Rider, Musa was a Siren Kiva Kamen Rider and Roxy was an Elf Kiva Kamen Rider!

Nico: WOW!

Me: Oh that is so awesome!

Eli: YEAH! Lets try mine.

Eli put on his Sengoku Belt.

Eli: HENSHIN!

Computer: LOCK ON!

He then donned awesome POMEGRANATE ARMOR!

Computer: POMEGRANATE ARMS!

And he had a Pomegranate Warhammer!

Polar Bear Fangire tried to grab Tracer but she teleported out of the way

Polar Bear Fangire: Huh?

Tracer: Looking for someone?

She punched and kicked the Polar Pear Fangire all over.

Me: Hey Seamoon your mother just called and she wants you to return the soul you stole!

Seamoon Fangire: YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

Me: UP YOUR UGLY FUCKING NOSE WITH A FUCKING RUBBER HOSE!

I went at him and slashed him all over the place and then kicked him down.

Me: You know my friend Olga would love having you as a secondary archenemy partner with Jellica.

Nico kicked the Horse Fangire all over the place.

Wataru: Don't leave me and my friends out! Henshin!

They transformed too!

Eli: YEAH! Time to see what this can do.

Eli smashed the Polar Bear Fangire with his Warhammer and pulverized him.

Polar Bear Fangire: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Eli then charged up his hammer and then smashed Polar Bear Fangire into glass shards!

Nico: YEAH! One down.

Horse Fangire: YOU FUCKFACED BASTARD!

The Rabbids jumped on the Horse Fangire and started riding it.

Horse Fangire: HEY GET OFF ME YOU PESTS!

Rabbids: (Gibberish)

Flora and Tecna punched the Horse Fangire and punched him all over and then Nico fired an energy blast and smashed the Horse Fangire into shards.

Nico: Take that!

Stella: Time for a test run!

She flew into the air and Ladybug Fangire flew after her and Stella punched and slashed and pulverized him all over. Then Stella slashed Ladybug Fangire and shattered him into dust.

Stella: OH YEAH! That was awesome!

Tracer: Marinette would be proud.

Nico: Yes she sure would. That Fangire gives Ladybugs everywhere a bad name.

Tracer: No kidding.

Me and Wataru were facing Mantis Fangire!

Me: You obviously…

Wataru: Do not know…

Me and Wataru: WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me and Wataru flew at him and slashed him in half and he shattered into dust!

Keisuke: How many are left?

Nico: Seamoon Fangire is left.

Seamoon Fangire came.

Nico: Now for some Finishing Power!

Me: Lets do it! BLUE RASPBERRY SLICER!

I fired blades of energy and they formed into Blue Raspberries!

The group fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Seamoon Fangire and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was destroyed and then the flying base of the Kiva Riders sucked in all the souls stolen.

Nico: Those 5 Fangire have failed this city!

Maya: Yes they have.

Wataru: Not bad for your first time, Stella.

Stella: It was awesome.

Me: Yeah it sure was and it was my first time using the Gaim Kamen Rider Power in this one too.

Eli: Same with me too. This was awesome.

Nico: Boy it sure was cool. I know what Applejack's Kamen Rider form for Gaim would be. Apples.

Eli: Yep.

Maya: But that was amazing.

Nico: It sure was Maya and you would make an awesome member for the Redemption Squad.

Maya: I'm honored.

We later came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Nico: It was really awesome!

Nico told everyone everything and it was amazing!

Laney: Oh that is cool! And J.D. that is awesome that you are a Gaim Kamen Rider as well! Same with Eli and for Blue Raspberries and Pomegranates too.

Lana: No kidding! That is awesome! Now Stella and friends are all Kiva Kamen Riders too.

Stella: Yep.

Me: Oh and Applejack, present for you.

I gave her an Apple Lock and a Gaim Sengoku belt too.

Applejack: YEEHAW! My own Kamen Rider belt and lock. And Apples too.

Nico: Awesome! I can teach you how to use that Applejack.

Applejack: Thanks Nico.

May: Chalmers and Animated Optimus should do with you next.

Nico: Ooh good idea.

Stella: That is awesome.


We were over in Los Angeles, California and we got reports of an explosion in the area.

Strut: According to witnesses, the explosion came from this area.

Nico: This is right around one of the homes of some of the famous celebrities.

We then saw a big mansion on fire and we saw Slappy and Skippy Squirrel and they had a Mercedes-Benz E550 with them?

Nico: Whoa! Wait a second. This is the house of famous critics Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert.

Eli: Whoa! I wonder why they are destroying it.

Nico: You must be another Autobot.

Mercedes-Benz E550: Not just an Autobot.

He transformed and it was LIVE ACTION WHEELJACK!

Live Action Wheeljack: Wheeljack at your service!

Nico: Wow!

Slappy Squirrel: I haven't seen this much excitement since when we beat Daniel Boone

Jonny Quest: Are you a scientist like the Wheeljack that we know?

Live Action Wheeljack: Yes I sure am.

Nico: Cool!

Laney: Awesome.

Me: That is awesome. But why were you blowing up the house of Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert?

Slappy Squirrel: Because they said some bad stuff about me and said I was the most unfunny squirrel ever.

Me: Oh in that case.

I fired a blast of energy and it hit the house and exploded with incredible power and I blew the entire thing into a flaming crater.

Nico: That serves those two blockhead critics right.

Ruby Salazar: Yeah those two give all critics everywhere like us a really bad name.

Sapphire Salazar: No kidding. And we give those 2 a big nasty -20 Stars out of 10.

Nico: Well said.

G1 Breakdown: Barricade, didn't you play a part in this Wheeljack's death?

Barricade: (frowns) Unfortunately.

Live Action Wheeljack: Water under the bridge. I know it's really the Soundwave of my world who gave out the order.

Nico: Then we'll destroy that one in that world too.

Laney: Yeah.

Mirage: Did you really use your guns to destroy the house?

Live Action Wheeljack: Nope. It's all thanks to some explosives I made.

Wheeljack: Kinda like most of my inventions.

G1 Ironhide: Aha! So you admit it!

Wheeljack: Yeah.

Me: But that was awesome too.

Eli: It sure was.

Star Man: Think you can make us some weapons?

Live Action Wheeljack: Certainly. When I first woke up in this world, I began making the same kinds of weapons Cemetary Wind used to kill my fellow Autobots. Your powers are impressive, sure. But you need all the good shit to take out the irredeemable Decepticons in my world. who are bigger then you guys.

Maria: That's... actually a good point.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah and they'll be perfect for killing much of Cemetery Wind too.

Laney: Yep.

Nico: Well lets head home and get ready.

We went back home. But when Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert came back they saw their home completely destroyed and they saw a sign by it that said "Slappy Squirrel was Here" and it also had our symbol on the sign too.

They SCREAMED IN RAGE!


We got ready for lunch and another awesome humiliation.

Nico: I always liked going to these humiliations.

Then Common Cold, Waffle Woman, Katnappe, Roquefort, Technus, Salami Swami, Dr. Viktor, Heatwave, Dai Gui and Vulture appeared.

Common Cold: Can me, Waffle Woman, Katnappe, Roquefort, Technus, Salami Swami, Dr. Viktor, Heatwave, Dai Gui and Vulture go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can. It's time for another awesome humiliation session.

Eli: This is gonna be so awesome and funny.

Camie: I love a good laugh.

Sirius: Me too. This is gonna be awesome.

Shego: Nico, which gene slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to do one for Walkatrout's kind next.

Me: Wow! One that's for an Ickthyperambuloid.

Eli: That will be awesome to see.

Camie: So it'll be one of the Neptune Crusaders, the water users or anyone that uses water next.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: Cool.

Dr. Viktor: J.D., I suggest that you save the destruction of the Yggdrasill Corporation for Lillian's second mission. That way, we'll only have to deal with the remaining Inves on the big day.

Me: Noted and scheduled. I was planning on blowing up the Yggdrasill Corporation during that time anyway.

Lillian Hale: Wow this is gonna be awesome.

Nico: It sure will be awesome. Lets head on over to Lynn's Table.


We were walking to Lynn's Table.

Toad Man: I've got a feeling that we're only talking about the remnants who are struggling to pick off where the dirtbag company left off.

Nico: I got that same feeling too.

Laney: Yeah. But without their base of operations they will be easy to pick off.

Nico: Yep.

We arrived at Lynn's Table and went in.

Nico: Good Morning Lynn's Table Crew!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Your usuals?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

I then saw Amy asleep.

Me: Watch this one.

I went over to her and then I formed a wood plank and then…

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP!

I whacked her butt with the plank!

Amy: (SCREAMS IN PAIN!) WHY YOU FUCKING LITTLE!

Sirius: AHHH SHUT UP!

POW!

Sirius punched her in the face and gave her a nasty black eye!

Foghorn Leghorn: Those guys, I say those guys are lower than a snake full of buckshot.

Heat Wave: I'll start us off with some burning undergarments!

Heat Wave fired a barrage of fireballs and they hit Bubble Bass, Amy and Flip's butts and burned them to ash.

Dennis Mitchell: I have one.

Nico: Go for it Dennis.

Dennis crawled up to Flip and then he put a stick of dynamite in his pants and lit it and ran back to us and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

His pants exploded and he was burned bad!

Flip then screamed in pain all over.

Foghorn Leghorn: He sure is, I say he sure is making more noise than a bunch of skeletons dancing on a tin roof.

Soundwave: Wheeljack, we actually recruited the Ravage of your world, who came from my counterpart.

Live Action Wheeljack: Wow that is amazing!

Nico: Yes it sure is.

Tsuyu: Mind if I do one?

Me: Go for it.

Tsuyu went over to Flip.

Tsuyu: Can you hold this for me?

Flip: Uh sure.

He held two ends of a huge rubber band.

Tsuyu stretched it and then loaded a big boulder into it and then she sent it flying at him and then…

KRASMASH!

OUCH!

Nico: YEAH! Nice one!

Technus: I've got a good one!

Technus then went over and possessed Bubble Bass and then pulverized him all over with bowling balls and anvils!

Nico: TAKE THAT YOU JERK!

Dot Warner: I got one.

Dot Warner went over to Amy.

Amy: Dottie Warner!

Dot Warner: Call me Dottie and you die!

Amy: Dottie! (Raspberries)

Dot Warner: (Pulls out a bomb) I warned you.

She threw it and it hit Amy in her face and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

She was badly burned and charred.

Stone Man: I'll do one next.

Nico: Okay.

Stone Man went over to Lewis Travolta and then pulverized him all over with stone bricks and really smashed him to pulp.

Homer: Hey I got one.

Homer went over to Flip.

Homer: WHY YOU MUTATED LITTLE!

He strangled Flip and really hurt him all over!

Waffle Woman: Me next!

Waffle Woman went up to Billy McLean.

Waffle Woman: Chug on my Radioactive Polythermal Syrup Launcher!

She hooked up a Syrup Cannon and then fired a blast of syrup blast and it hit Billy McLean and drenched him and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

He was badly burned and charred.

Eli: Nice one!

Stewie: I got a good one!

Stewie went over to Lewis Travolta and then put a divers helmet on him.

Stewie: Guys check it out. Jackass number 2.

He pulled down his pants and then farted right into the hose.

FFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTT!

Lewis smelled the fart and then screamed and then threw up 7 times into the helmet and we laughed hysterically at that one!

Lana: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Stewie!

Roquefort: I will go next.

Roquefort then went over to Amy and fired a wave of scalding hot nacho cheese sauce and she screamed in pain as it melted her entire face off! OUCH!

Nico: OOH! Nothing hurts worse than scalding hot nacho cheese.

Eli: Yep.

Eli then got an idea.

Eli: Here's one.

Eli then went over to Billy McLean and then put on Earmuffs and pulled out a chalkboard and then turned his fingernails into claws. We covered our ears and then…

(HORRIBLE SCRAPING NOISE!)

Billy, Flip and Amy screamed in pain from the scraping. Their ears bled too.

Shocker: My turn now.

Shocker then fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Amy and Flip all over.

Katnappe: My turn next!

Katnappe went over to Amy and slashed her all over with her claws and they hurt like a son of a bitch.

Pinkie Pie: OOH! I got one.

Pinkie Pie pulled out her Yovidaphone and she took a deep breath and was playing it and it sounded like a bunch of bagpipes and tubas being played by a monkey! It was so cacophonous and bad! Flip, Lewis and Billy's ears bled bad!

Nico: Awesome!

Jewel Man: I'm up next!

He fired waves of jewels and they hit Amy and pulverized her all over.

Jewel Man: They say Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend but not today.

Earthworm Jim: This will hurt them! (BLASTS THE JERKS ALL OVER) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EAT DIRT JERKS OF PUTRIDITY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

He burned them all over with his blaster.

We laughed.

Salami Swami: Allow me to have a shot.

He fired waves of salami and meat and they force fed Billy and Lewis and bloated them up and then they threw up all over Amy and Flip.

Nico: Ooh I got one! Taste THE MAD FIRE HYDRANT!

Nico fired a huge wave of frozen yogurt and it went down Amy's throat and she swallowed and then got a massive brain freeze!

Amy: (SCREAMS) BRAIN FREEZE! (SCREAMS)

Harpus: I got one!

Komba: What do you have in mind, Harpus?

Harpus: Watch this.

Harpus came out and then she was tickling Amy all over!

Amy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH STOP IT!

She then peed her pants!

Komba: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!

Nico: OH THAT WAS FUNNY!

Lynn Sr.: ORDER UP!

Nico: Oh it's time to eat.

We got to eating our food.

Kaina Tsutsumi: (Eating Lynn-Sagna) Mmm! This is delicious!

Ruby Salazar: (Eating Every Meat Burrito) Delicious.

Nico: We added more and more to the menu at Lynn's Table.

Dai Gui: This whole day has been one laugh riot.

Nico: Boy it sure has.

Me: (Eating an Ultimeatum) Mmm!

Eli: Yes it sure has been.

Camie: (Eating an Every Meat Burrito) Delicious.

Nunnally: It sure has been.

C.C.: (Eating her 14th box of pizza)

Kaina Tsutsumi: Wow C.C. that's your 14th box of pizza!

Eli: C.C. has always loved Pizza. She eats 25 boxes a day.

Kaina Tsutsumi: Wow she has a huge appetite.

Lana: Yep.

Retrax: I dare you guys to name a few companies that are like the Yggdrasill Corporation.

Me: (With my mouth full) One sec. (Swallows) Boy that's a good one. Lets see…

Nico: Hmm.

Me: Aww butter biscuits I got nothing.

Lane: Oh beans and gravy! Me neither.

Vulture: I don't blame you. Companies like Lexcorp and Oscorp were bad but they didn't make deals with monsters to wipe out much of humanity.

Nico: No they don't. So by all accounts Yggdrasill is the only company we're going to face down the road that does that.

Eli: Yeah.

We got done eating and then we resumed the humiliations.

Nico: Time for another round.

Troy: Time for another Legendary Mode for another humiliation!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BATTLE FEVER J!

The Megaforce Rangers turned itno the Battle Fever J rangers.

Hailey Timaeus: Time for some buttkicking! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Toon Dark Magician Girl!

Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Toon Dark Magician Girl and they formed into a goofy version of Dark Magician Girl the Dragon Knight. It was called TOON DARK MAGICIAN GIRL THE DRAGON KNIGHT!

Hailey Timaeus: Say hello to Toon Dark Magician Girl the Dragon Knight!

Laney: Now that is funny and cool!

Joan Critias: Now for me. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Sanguine Swamp!

Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Sanguine Swamp and they formed into a brand new monster. It was a dragon that was made of red ooze and it burned like molten lava. It was called STYGIAN OOZE DRAGON!

Joan Critias: Meet Stygian Ooze Dragon!

Lola: Wow!

Lucy Loud: That is a wicked one.

Gina Hermos: Now for me. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Monstrous Bird!

She summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Monstrous Bird and they formed into an awesome and amazing set of angel wings. They were brown bird wings and they had amazing plumage. They were called MONSTROUS BIRD FLIGHT!

Gina Hermos: This is Monstrous Bird Flight!

Nico: Cool!

Eli: That one is awesome.

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pull our Zenkai Cannons.

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

We summoned the Goggle V, Ohranger, Magiranger, Goseiger and ToQgers!

We then pulverized the jerks all over with every kind of prank imaginable!

Tassanil, Crawsectus, Blazvatan, Takinom, Qwun, Chaor, Aimukk, and Arrthoa blasted and pulverized them all over.

Mirage, Jonny Quest, Strut and Breakdown used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Mirage's Liquid Darts, Breakdown's Concussion Cannon and Jonny Quest and Strut's powers 100-fold.

Mirage and Jonny Quest: ADVENTURING DARTS BARRAGE!

Strut and G1 Breakdown: JURASSIC CONCUSSION BLAST!

Marsupilami and Waffle Woman: WAFFLES OF BREAKFAST FUNNY!

Ren & Stimpy and Roquefort: CHEESE OF EEDIOTS!

Futurama and Katnappe: BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS OF BUTTKICKING!

Jumanji and Common Cold: ANIMALS OF SNOT!

Danny Phantom and Technus: GHOSTS OF TECHNO BUTTKICKING!

SpongeBob and Salami Swami: SPONGES AND SALAMIS BLAST!

Skylanders Doom Raiders and Dr. Viktor: ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER FURY!

Warner Siblings and Heat Wave: FIRESTORM WARNER BLAST!

Time Force Rangers and Dai Gui: TIME OF EARTH BLAST!

Vulture and Spider Man: WIND OF NEW FURY!

Rainbow Dash, Bart Simpson, Eddy, Luan and me: COMEDY FURY BLAST!

We fired funny elemental blasts.

Melissa Edinborough, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Eddy, me and Luan: GOOFY COMEDY SHENANIGANS BLAST!

We fired massive blasts of energy and elements and the blasts all hit the jerks and smashed them all over the place.

Me: Now for the awesome fun part! HUMILIATION COLOR STYLE: PINK DRESSES MAYHEM!

I ffired pink energies which formed dresses in shades of pink. Flip: strawberry, Bubble Bass: watermelon, Lewis Travolta: peach, Billy McLean: bubblegum, and Amy: salmon!

They screamed!

Misty Tredwell: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!

She insults Flip

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so stupid she thought the band nickelback was a refund.

We laughed!

Nico: Nickelback was a refund! How dumb!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so fat when she dies in call of duty the player gets a 5 person kill streak.

Eli: Now that would be awesome!

Me: Yeah!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so ugly the pop band One Direction went the other direction.

We laughed at that one!

Nico: That is funny!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito!

We laughed at that one!

She insults Bubble Bass.

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Laney: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Lana: Yeah!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night.

We laughed hysterically!

Lola: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World.

We laughed hysterically!

Varie: I bet Shammu wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole!

Misty Tredwell: yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license photo!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Luan: She is Short, Straight and to the point! (LAUGHS)

Lynn Sr.: (LAUGHS) Good one!

We laughed at both jokes!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Everyone: EEEEEEEWW!

Me: That is crazy!

Nico: Yeah! Eating cereal with a fork to save milk? Who does that?

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

We laughed hysterically!

Media the Medusa: (LAUGHS) She probably would!

Misty Tredwell: yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe.

We laughed hysterically!

Lisa Loud: (Laughs) That would be silly.

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so ugly when the kool-aid man busts through her wall he says "oh no"!

We laughed hysterically!

Nico: HAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY!

Then she insults Billy McLean

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

We laughed hysterically!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is so funny!

Eli: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet because she's already world wide.

We laughed hysterically!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test by taking all the drugs.

We laughed hysterically!

Nico: That would be one stupid test!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so ugly when she looked at a mirror her reflection said "I quit!"

We laughed hysterically!

Me: (LAUGHS) SO SILLY!

And she finally insults Amy.

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so fat she puts on a belt with a boomerang.

We laughed hysterically!

Sly (Ty): (Australian Accent) That is true mates!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Lynn: YEAH!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so stupid she threw water at a computer to put out a flame war.

We laughed hysterically!

Me: That would be so silly!

Misty Tredwell: Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Me: Looks like Chewie would have an awesome friend!

Varie: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: LAXATIVE CHUG!

She poured liquid laxative into the jerks' throats which then they crapped their pants!

We laughed hysterically!

Me: Bathrooms are that way!

Palutena: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: JERKS IN POOP!

She tripped the jerks into a giant elephant poop pile!

SPLAT!

Amy: (Spits) Who has an elephant in here!?

N'dugo (George of the Jungle): Bad guys fall in poop classic element of physical comedy. now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Everyone: Ready! (Laughs Hysterically)

Leina Vance: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DYNAMITE CIGARS!

She placed sticks of dynamite which were lit in the jerks' mouths which then exploded and covered them in soot!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

OUCH!

Zoey Hanson: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CEMENT SMASH!

She dropped 50 pound cement bags on the jerks Home Alone style!

Jerks: UH OH!

SMASH! OUCH!

They got up and were covered in powdered cement!

Amy: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THOSE KIDS! (SNEEZES!

Corina Bucksworth: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: MOUSE TRAP CHAOS!

She fired mouse traps on the jerks!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Bridget Verdant: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: AFTERGLUE STICKINESS!

She mixed glue with aftershave and placed the stuff on the jerks' hands then put them on their faces and they were stuck!

Kikky Benjamin: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BODY HAIR MISHAPS!

She used super powered hair grower on the jerks which made them look like Bigfoot!

Me: Looks like Bigfoot will have a date tonight!

We saw Bigfoot at a table.

Bigfoot: You bet I will! Rawr!

Renee Roberts: HUMILIATION HAIR STYLE: ARMPIT GROWER!

She placed hair growing deodorant on the jerks' armpits which then massive hair grew out of the armpits!

Berry Shirayuki: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHING HEAD!

She burned the jerks' heads Home Alone style and the jerks tried jumping into a swimming pool only to turn out to be a pool full on methane which explodes and covered them in soot!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

OUCH!

Nico: WHOA! That was funny!

Miia the Lamia: HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: EARTHLY CATAPULT!

She catapults them all the way to a giant pool of daffodils!

Amy: (SCREAMS) I'M ALLERGIC TO DAFFODILS!

She swelled up like a balloon and was sneezing like crazy!.

Papi the Harpy: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: JET WIND SPIN!

She spun them around in high speeds!

Mero the Mermaid: HUMILIATION DENTAL STYLE: DENTAL MISHAPS!

She tinkered with their mouths now they looked hideous!

I pulled out a mirror and they saw themselves and they screamed as it shattered!

Rachnera Arachnera: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: SOAP SLIP!

She fired soap water on floor which the jerks slipped and fell onto sliced lemons which got onto their eyes!

Cerea the Centaur: HUMILIATION RODEO STYLE: BUCK POO THROW!

She bucked until she threw the jerks onto a pile of cow pies which is cow poop!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Liam: YEEHAW! NICE ONE!

Nan Que: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: JELLYFISH STINGMANIA!

She summoned hordes of jellyfish to sting the jerks!

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

OUCH!

Froze the Fenrir: HUMILIATION COLD STYLE: ICY DRESSES!

She dressed in absolute zero ice dresses!

Jelli the Slime: HUMILIATION SHOCK STYLE: MUSCLE CROTCH SHOCKERS!

She shocked the jerks' crotches!

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

We winced!

Dina the Undine: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: ICE BALL BARRAGE!

She fired ice balls at the jerks which really hurt!

BLAM BLAM BAM SMASH! WHAM!

Nico: Try this one on! HUMILIATION PIE STYLE: PIEMANIA!

He fired a massive barrage of pies at the jerks!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

May: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY SPANKING!

She spanked the jerks with a plank of dry ice which is so cold it burns! OUCH!

Eli: HUMILIATION WAX STYLE: WAXING OF PAIN!

He placed hot wax on the hair of the jerks which then he pulled the wax off the jerks which hurt like nobody's business!

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP! YIKES!

Nunnally: HUMILIATION SPRAY STYLE: CLOTH BEGONE

She sprayed a can of cloth remover which made them naked as jaybirds!

Ets: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: BEAR BITES!

He threw bear traps which bit their butts!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Katie "Pidge" Holt: HUMILIATION TECH STYLE: EXPLOSIVE CAKE!

She threw a giant exploding cake at the jerks which explode on contact and got covered in cake which to our surprise had itching powder in it!

Lincoln: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNING UNDERGARMENTS!

He made them wear undergarments which were covered by the hottest hot sauce!

Jerks: MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Mai Shiranui: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: DRAGON BREATH!

She fed the jerks chili with some of the hottest peppers in the world which caused fire to come out their mouths and butts while It Burns Burns Burns by Loco Loco plays.

Sari Sumdac: HUMILIATION SHAVE STYLE: SHAVEMANIA!

She shaved the jerks which while they were nice and clean and they were left with a lot of nicks and she placed aftershave on their faces which hurt like nobody's business! OUCH!

Audrey (Stitch): HUMILIATION STEALTH STYLE: WEALTH STEAL!

She stole some of the jewelry they had out of their pockets and shoved a lot of hot sauce into the jerks' mouths!

Cia (Hyrule Warriors) HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS OF DISGRACEFUL PAIN!

She insults Flip: You are by far one of the worst examples of greedy bastards taken to the extreme and my god you are so stupid that you make Timmy Turner's dad look like a genius! Hell you make Cosmo look smarter. You're not even a human being. Hell you're even lower than puke! You give money lovers everywhere a bad name for sure you ugly hair infested money grubbing piece of garbage!

Me: YEAH YOU TELL THAT FUCKING CHEAPSKATE!

Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) Well said lass!

Then she insults Bubble Bass.

Cia: Jesus Christ you make Homer Simpson look like a hunk in comparison! You are such a gluttonous bastard that you give food lovers everywhere a bad name. I bet you're the kind of fish that chomps on a rotten banana and wild mushroom sandwich with sour sauce and not give a crap about your health!

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) ROTTEN BANANA AND WILD MUSHROOM SANDWICH!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO GROSS!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Cia: You and Bubble Bass are both so ugly you make Quasimodo look like a hunk. (To Quasimodo) No offense.

Quasimodo: None taken.

Cia: (To Lewis Travolta) Hell you're so fat if old age won't kill you then a heart attack will that is if you even have a heart to begin with. Hell your dicks are even smaller than Stewie's. (To Stewie) Uh no offense to you Stewie.

Stewie: None taken.

Cia: Hell they're so small they had to be looked at by microscope!

We laughed hysterically!

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNN!

Then she insults Billy McLean

Cia: You're the weakest carbon copy of Sylvester Stallone ever to exist! Hell you're so bald you reflect the sun! You give super models everywhere a bad name. You're so weak even Konohamaru would have no trouble kicking you're ass.

Konohamaru: (LAUGHS) She's right on that one!

And lastly she insults Amy

Cia: You're a pathetic excuse of a sister that does not give a shit anything but yourself! Hell you make even Hawk Moth look like a much nicer guy in comparison. (To Gabriel) Uh no offense Gabriel.

Gabriel: None taken but yeah that is true.

Cia: You don't deserve beauty after all that you've done! You make even Lilo look like a super model!

Lilo: (LAUGHS) I would look beautiful like one.

Then they cried.

Cia (Hyrule Warriors): well look at that i made the wittle babies cwy!

We laughed! WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES!

Lana (Hyrule Warriors): HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: ROSY BATH TIME!

She fired a tsunami of rose soap water which washed them and left them smelling like roses!

Me: (SNIFFS) Mmm! Roses are so beautiful.

Tatsumaki: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: TORNADO SPIN!

She spun them around in a 300 mph tornado

Lucy Libert: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: RUG GRIP!

She grabbed the rug underneath the jerks which they fell onto a pool of caramel while the jerks were saying the colorful language yosemite sam would say while falling!

KRASPLAT!

We laughed! SO FUNNY!

Princia Ramode: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LOBSTER IN YOUR PANTS!

She shoved lobsters into the jerks' pants!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Bayonetta: (British Accent) HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: WEDGIE OF PAIN!

She gave the jerks a painful wedgie!

HOING!

Ronnie Anne: HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: SLOPPY JOES IN PANTS!

She shoved sloppy joes in the jerks' pants!

Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: WASP ATTACK!

She summoned wasps to sting the jerks!

POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE!

Hilda: (British Accent) HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: BURNED CLOTHES!

She burned the jerks' clothes down to their undergarments!

Sasha (Stitch): IT'S TIME OF SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU! HUMILIATION SLAP STYLE: SLAP OF PAIN!

She slapped the jerks the way goku did on Frieza!

King Kai was watching!

King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO THEM SASHA! OH YEAH MAKE THEM REALLY FEEL IT! YES YES YES!

Chie Satonaka: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: NUT SMASH CHAOS!

She pulverized the jerks' crotch in the same manner as Lloyd Christmas did in Dumb and Dumber!

We laughed hysterically! SO FUNNY!

Frosta: HUMILIATION DRESS UP STYLE: UGLY DRESS UP!

She dressed the jerks up in the ugliest dresses in the ugliest colors!

We took photos and posted them on social media!

Perfuma: HUMILIATION STINK STYLE: STINK BOMB APPLE BARRAGE!

She fired stink bomb apples at the jerks which explode on contact and left the smelling stinky!

FOGHORN NOISE!

Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: FAUCET SHOCK!

She put the jerks' hands on electrified sink which shocked them Home Alone style!

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

It zapped them all over and their skeletons showed.

Ferham: HUMILIATION MUSIC STYLE: PIANO DROP!

She dropped a giant piano on the jerks!

KRASMASH!

Me: My favorite note, B Flat!

Juri Han: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: HUMAN PRETZEL HELL!

She turned the jerks into human pretzels!

R. Mika: HUMILIATION STRENGTH STYLE: DONUT MAKING!

She bent the jerks into human donuts!

Menat: HUMILIATION DANCE STYLE: DISCO HUMILATION!

She made them do disco dancing while the jerks were being recorded!

Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT STAFF CROTCH SMASH!

She smashed the crotches of the jerks with a staff of light!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: SPANKING PAIN!

She spanked the jerks with a super hard plank of darkness!

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!

OUCH!

Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, Ets, Katie "Pidge" Holt, me, Lincoln and our harems: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: HUMILIATION PAINS!

We performed That's My Horse (Ed Edd n Eddy) on the jerks while beating the living crap out of them and then we summoned bulls to trample on the jerks and then shoved the jerks into toilets full of diarrhea and pee while the toilets were being flushed then we threw them into a field of stinky berries which explode on contact and finally we slapped the jerks all over!

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!

WE THEN LAUGHED OUR HEADS OFF SILLY!

Me: OH THAT WAS GREAT!

Nico: YEAH!

Then Dark Spicer, Vypra, Vanitas, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Calamitous, Electro, Whiteout, Grizzly and Griffin appeared.

Nico: Dark Spicer, Vypra, Vanitas, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Calamitous, Electro, Whiteout, Grizzly and Griffin.

Vypra: Enjoying the humiliations?

Nico: Damn right!

Me: Perfect for 2 days before we go to the Live Action Transformer Universe.

Vanitas: Good to know.

Nico: Yep.

Zs'Skayr: We heard you arrested the Flying Saucer Bandit.

Nico: We sure did.

Number 7: It serves that buffoon right.

Eli: You got that right.

Dark Spicer: (to me) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Bender: Hey! You can just Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!

Dark Spicer: I walked right into that one didn't I?

Me: Yep.

White Terrorsaurus appeared.

Nico: White Terrorsaurus. Back for another round?

White Terrorsaurus: Yep.

Eli: Cool!

White Terrorsaurus: The best thing I like about the humiliations is that you guys show off your powers.

Nico: And shows off our mischievous capabilities.

Ms. Hoover: They are really awesome and funny.

Dark Spicer: Oh how you liking working at Lynn's Table, Ms. Hoover?

Ms. Hoover: It's so amazing! I love it!

Me: Awesome.

Dark Spicer: Now for this.

Dark turned into a blue and black version of Crabdozer and it had blue fire on the spikes.

Flamesnip: Meet... Flamesnip!

Shanan: Wow! A mutant Crabdozer Hybrid. That's a first.

Flora: So, I guess you're trying out Predators now?

Flamesnip: I decided it wouldn't hurt. (charges at Flora)

Nico knocked him down.

Me: Awesome to see you decided to give my suggestion a shot.

Dark Spicer: It sure is. First times for everything. Now for this one.

Dark turned into a sea-foam green version of Hypnotick but it had really scary black wings with skulls on them.

Cryohypno: I call this one... Cryohypno!

Nico: Whoa!

Shanan: Wow! A mutant hybrid version of a Psycholeopterran. Very cool!

Penny: Are you going to hypnotize me?

Cryohypno: Yes. But I'll make you relive certain happy memories. (hypnotizes Penny)

She lived the good times with her friends and more.

Nico: So awesome.

We got the usual battles underway.


Eddy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Slappy & Skippy Squirrel, Star Man and Flash Man VS Dark Spicer - Nico's Rescue


Dark Spicer was first.

Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) It's good that Nico busted the Flying Saucer Bandit on his rescue. Remind me again what he stole?

Eddy: He stole billions of dollars in cash from the First National Bank of Jupiter. Ever watch the cartoon Rocket Squad?

Dark Spicer: Wow! I remember that cartoon! Boy those were good memories back then.

Rainbow Dash: They sure were awesome. It was great.

Scootaloo: It sure was awesome and that one was a cool one.

Whirlwind: It sure was awesome and I thought it was all really cool.

Slappy Squirrel: Yeah that cartoon was a classic.

Skippy Squirrel: Life was good back then.

Dark Spicer: Yeah those were great cartoons back in the old days. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light, wind, rainbows, lightning and bombs and blasted him down!

Eddy: WOOHOO! DEMOLITION DERBY BOYS!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Slappy Squirrel: Now THAT'S Comedy!


Luan Loud, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sakura Avalon, Shego and William VS Vypra - Lincoln's Rescue


Vypra was next.

Vypra: (to Luan) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Tiny Toons cartoon Sawdust and Toonsil. How'd that go?

Luan: It went really well and we got rid of that monster Circus owner, Silas Wonder.

Princess Celestia: We sure did and he is now a forgotten memory.

Amber Morning: Yeah that circus guy was a freak!

Spotlight: He deserved it too.

Sakura Avalon: He sure does deserve it for kidnapping animals from Wackyland.

Vypra: I agree there too. What a freak. Lets do it!

Luan: ZENKAI CHANGE!

Luan turned into her JAKQ Zenkaiger Form!

Luan: ZENKAI ROYAL FLUSH! ゼンカイロイヤルフラッシュ

Vypra: WOW! Luan you look awesome as a Zenkaiger!

Luan: Thanks! And it's perfect for me because I like playing poker.

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed her down.

Luan: ALL RIGHT! That was Enlightening! (LAUGHS)

They laughed!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Spiderman, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Genki, Holly, Toad Man and Bounce Man VS Vanitas - Meeting a Sphinx of Uthuun and Light and Darkness Dragon Gene-Slammer


Vanitas was net.

Vanitas: (to Spiderman) I heard you guys met Sphinx of Uthuun and Light and Darkness Dragon Gene-Slammers. What are their names?

Spiderman: You will like them. Their names are Ruby & Sapphire Salazar. Ruby is the Sphinx of Uthuun Gene-Slammer and Sapphire is the Light and Darkness Dragon Gene-slammer. And they are twin guardian angels.

Starlight Glimmer: And the cool part is that they are both entertainment and food critics that do their jobs right unlike a bunch of blockhead critics we saw.

Cozy Glow: Yeah those guys wouldn't know what good movies are if it came up and kicked them in their faces.

Hex: Yeah those blockheads!

Genki: And they have the gall to ruin those movies.

Holly: No kidding. Jerks.

Vanitas: Yeah what a bunch of blockheads. Lets do it!

Spiderman: ZENKAI CHANGE!

Spiderman turned into his awesome Purple Goggle V Zenkaiger Form!

Spiderman: VIRTUAL POWER! ZENKAI VISION! ゼンカイビジョン

Vanitas: AWESOME! Looking great Peter!

Spiderman: This is awesome! Man Nico really made us awesome Zenkai Gears!

They fired waves of energy, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed him down.

Spiderman: An awesome victory for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Edd, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Ben, Gwen, Max, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr - The pranks we did were awesome


Zs'Skayr was next.

Zs'Skayr: (to Double D) Those pranks you guys did were awesome. Especially the one done by Stewie!

Edd: (Laughs) That was funny!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was funny!

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah those pranks were hilarious!

Sunny Starscout: Yeah it was awesome and funny.

Spyro: Yeah we never laughed that hard before.

Ben: Yeah it was funny.

Gwen T.: Yes it sure was.

Max: Nothing like a little laughter.

Zs'Skayr: It sure was funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Edd: That was amazing!

Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome!


Ed/Edzilla, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Mega Man, Stone Man and Guts Man VS Number 7 - Blowing up Lene Hisskill and Codger Eggbert's house


Number 7 was next.

Number 7: (to Ed) I liked how Live Action Wheeljack helped blow up Lene Hisskill and Codger Eggbert's house. (chuckles) The one thing all Wheeljack's have in common is causing explosions.

Ed: Yep! That is true. If only we had a sack of potatoes.

Eddy: (Offscreen) SHUT UP ED!

Pinkie Pie: But blowing up their house was amazing!

Featherweight: It was fun too.

Sprocket: It sure was cool!

Mega Man: Yeah they had it coming too.

Number 7: They sure did. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and rock and smashed her down.

Ed: I AM A WEREWOLF! (HOWLS)

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Lisa Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Fox McCloud, Krystal, Bowser Jr. and Stewie VS Calamitous - Slappy Squirrel did not deserve to get berated like that


Calamitous was next.

Calamitous: (to Lisa) Slappy Squirrel didn't deserve to get berated like that. Not all critics are right about cartoons.

Lisa Loud: Affirmative, Some people are just that bad at criticisms and they wouldn't know anything about amazing pieces of animation comedy even if it came up to them and kicked them in their cerebral cortex.

Applejack: I agree there! Those guys wouldn't know what a good cartoon is even if it came up to them and yelled at them.

Apple Bloom: Yeah I love good cartoons good or bad!

Flashwing: Yeah me too. They are all awesome.

Fox McCloud: I agree too.

Krystal: (British Accent) Same with me everyone.

Calamitous: I agree too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down!

Lisa Loud: A Most astounding success!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Lincoln Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Pit, Palutena, Elena and Shocker VS Electro - I love the cartoon we went into for Nico's Rescue, Rocket Squad


Electro was next.

Electro: (to Lincoln) I love the cartoon Nico's rescue took place in. It's called Rocket Squad, FYI.

Lincoln: That's one of my favorites and it was so awesome and funny.

Fluttershy: It sure was fun.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah it was great and silly and the future it was in was great.

Stealth Elf: Yeah it was great.

Pit: It sure was cool. Very advanced too.

Palutena: Yeah that was really cool.

Electro: I thought so too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, leaves, flowers, grass and light and smashed him down.

Lincoln: OH YEAH BABY!

Flutteshy: That was fun.


Squirrel Girl, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Sandy Cheeks, Road Rovers, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout - Lots of bombs exploded in the jerks faces


Whiteout was next.

Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) Lots of bombs exploded in the jerks faces. Good thing they didn't kill them or else that would be the end of the humiliations.

Squirrel Girl: No kidding but that is all apart of awesome classic cartoon comedy.

Princess Luna: Yeah it was all really funny.

Moondust: We never laughed that hard before.

Snowdrop: It was really awesome and funny too.

Gari: I agree and it was all awesome and funny.

Blackout: It was so awesome.

Sandy Cheeks: It sure is awesome and funny.

Hunter (Road Rovers): It was so funny.

Whiteout: We all got a great laugh out of that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of nuts and darkness and smashed her down.

Squirrel Girl: YEAH BABY!

Princess Luna: A True Victory of the Night!

Hunter (Road Rovers): To the Power of the Pack!

Road Rovers: (HOWLS)


Iron Man, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Komba O Charlie and Needlenose VS Grizzly - The Jerks are really sore after all that


Grizzly was next.

Grizzly: (to Iron Man) The Jerks are really sore after all that. But this won't be the last time they'll be humiliated!

Iron Man: No it sure won't be the last time.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah those jerks had it coming.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Soon Scoots will be added to the humiliation roster.

Sunburn: Yeah that scooter bound monster is gonna get what's coming to her.

Sakura Avalon: Yeah that monster caused so much pain.

Eclair: She has no right to do all that.

Grizzly: Yeah what a monster. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.

Iron Man: RIGHT ON BABY!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Jimmy Neutron, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Hernandez Sisters, Cicadacon and Retrax VS Johnny Horton A.K.A. Griffin (Marvel) - Hope the jerks all have good prank insurance


Griffin was next.

Griffin: (to Jimmy) I hope the jerks all have good prank insurance. Assuming that's even a real term.

Jimmy Neutron: It's an amusing term saying that they hope it will pay off medical bills from our pranks.

Griffin: Oh I get it. That's funny.

Rarity: It was really amusing.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah that was really funny too.

Gill Grunt: Yeah it was funny.

Fiona Hernandez: I thought it was awesome too.

Marie Hernandez: Yeah it sure was great.

Nicole Hernandez: We all thought so too.

Natasha Hernandez: We all got a good laugh out of it today.

Griffin: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, water, ice, jewels, fire, lightning, darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Jimmy Neutron: That was a success!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Ruby & Sapphire Salazar VS Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert


Ruby & Sapphire were looking for their archenemies.

Then out came LEAN HISSKILL AND CODGER EGGBERT!

Ruby Salazar: There's our boys.

Lean Hisskill: Do you have any idea what you all have done!?

Codger Eggbert: YOU BLEW OUR HOUSE UP!

Ruby Salazar: You guys give movie and entertainment and TV Critics everywhere a really horrible bad name!

Codger Eggbert: Oh yeah and like you can judge movies and entertainment better than us!

Sapphire Salazar: As a matter of fact yes we can! Starting with one cartoon that you loathe with every fiber of your being!

Ruby Salazar: We are big time entertainment and TV Critics ourselves and we love ALL MOVIES No matter how bad they are.

Sapphire Salazar: That's right! We give Slappy Squirrel 10 out of 5 stars!

Lean Hisskill: WHAT!? YOU CAN'T…

Ruby Salazar: Her cartoons are much better than what you blockheads think! They are funny and the way with how she blows up her enemies is so funny that they are EXPLOSIVE! We give it 12 out of 10 Stars!

Codger Eggbert: WHAT!? WHY YOU ROTTEN…

Ruby and Sapphire: And here is what we think about you 2! YOU ARE BAD CRITICS AND WE GIVE YOU 2 -20 STARS OUT OF 10!

Then Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert turned red with rage and they EXPLODED INTO FIRE!

Ruby and Sapphire fired waves of fire and ice and smashed them both down!


Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS White Terrorsaurus


White Terrorsaurus was next.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of Swords and Spellbooks called The Destroyers of the Principality of Zeon, they're large swords with the anti-Principality of Zeon symbol etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels, and large colored spellbooks, and inside the pages of the books are some awesome spells that are bound to give enemies of the Earth Federation quite a nasty lesson in pain. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Dino Thunder Power Rangers: DINO THUNDER POWER UP! HA!

Trent Fernandez: WHITE RANGER! DINO THUNDER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: Z-REX BLASTER! SUPER MODE!

They formed the Z-REX Blaster and fired waves of elements and energy and they hit White Terrorsaurus and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: White Terrorsaurus you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we cheered wildly!

Nico: That was so awesome!

Calamitous: Another good day of humiliations.

Bart Simpson: You said it, man!

Electro: I never get tired of these.

Whiteout: Neither do I.

Grizzly: I hope to do more of these humiliations!

Griffin: Oh, don't worry. We will.

Nico: Yes we will.

Bart: (To the viewers) This was awesome and to all bad critics everywhere, GET BENT AND SHOVE IT!

Me: You tell them Bart.

Nico: Yep. Great job everyone! This was another awesome set of humiliations put into the books. Lets go home.

We went back home to enjoy the rest of the day and we went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction almost done.

This was a really funny and awesome adventure! Hope you all got a great laugh out of this one and the pranks we did are all really funny. I hope you didn't laugh too hard at this one. The first part was for the Looney Tunes cartoon called Rocket Squad. That one was really funny. It was about Daffy and Porky as Space Cops in the Distant Future. that one aired on March 10th, 1956. It was awesome. I salute Mel Blanc for that one. The second part is for the Tiny Toons Cartoon called Sawdust and Toonsil and that's one of my favorites. But it was awful what Silas Wonder was gonna do to the animals of Wackyland. That one aired on November 5th, 1990 and it was one of my all time favorites. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Gi, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna go to the ocean and we're going to help Ariel learn how to play the Sea Calliope and we're also going to destroy an ancient Seaclops. Momo is gonna transform in this one so I'll need the transformation sequence for that one and we're going to meet a Ickthyperambuloid gene-slammer named Olivia Boone. Olivia Boone is the direct descendant of the greatest frontiersman that ever lived, Daniel Boone and she is known as the queen of the Great Frontier because she is known for making awesome cabins with her plant powers. She also is known for making some of the mountain chili stew ever. She also can make log cabins, hotels, mansions, furniture and more with her powers and she is also Nico's great friend in woodworking class. And she is now a gene-slammer for an Ickthyperambuloid. Also for Lincoln's rescue we're going to the world of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and we're going to face the Shredder in that one and I am going to give that monster what for. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Nibiru the Primal Being named Constance Santiago. Constance Santiago (No Relation to Ronnie Anne or her family) is the gene-slammer of Nibiru, The Primal Being and she is not a planet destroyer. She is actually the strongest and fiercest out of all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and anyone that hurts him will answer to her. The next chapter is gonna be a calm before the storm non-combat chapter as we go to Ponyville in the simulator and see what Zecora was like before she became a great friend and helper.

See you all tomorrow.