Swimming underwater in the ocean was Nico, Gi, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were on another awesome rescue but this time near Atlantica.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Me: It sure will. We haven't been to Atlantica in a while.

Eli: I can't wait to see how Ariel, Melody and everyone are doing.

Camie: Boy Ariel and all of Atlantica must be really close to Eli.

Me: They sure are Camie. Eli loves Ariel like a big sister as much as Carol, Dana, Becky, Sam and Teri. And He loves Darcy like a little sister.

Momo: Oh that is so sweet.

Nico: It sure is.

Carol Pusateri: It's true.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Gi.

Gi: No problem Nico. This will be awesome going with you on a great rescue.

Me: It sure will. And you all were awesome helping us on Earth Day last week.

Gi: We sure were.

Nico: Gi, can you imagine if you were in Linka's shoes during the whole Bliss shitshow?

Me: Oh man I don't even want to think about that!

Gi: Me neither. That would be awful but I would be absolutely devastated if that happened to me.

Lana: Yeah it sure would be awful.

Lola: Yeah no kidding!

But then we heard REALLY BAD OBNOXIOUS CACOPHONOUS ORGAN MUSIC!

Nico: (COVERS EARS) WHAT IN THE FLYING HELL IS THAT!?

Me: SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF CLARINETS BEING PLAYED BY A MONKEY!

Lana: IT'S REALLY HORRIBLE!

Eli: Wait a second! I heard that instrument before!

We went to a dome and we saw Ariel, Melody, Flounder and Sebastian and they were in front of a huge Sea Calliope Organ.

Me: Wow! What a Calliope!

Ariel: Oh hey guys!

Eli: Ariel!

Eli and Ariel hugged.

Nico: Wow! Ariel was that you playing this?

Ariel: Yes it was.

Me: Wow! Ariel this Sea Calliope is amazing.

Melody: It sure is.

Ariel: It is an amazing instrument.

Nico: You're having trouble playing an instrument, are you?

Ariel: Oh no it's just that I am terrible at playing this and I don't want to disappoint daddy.

Me: Oh Ariel. You just need to have a little practice.

Eli: Yeah sis and they do say that Practice makes perfect.

Momo: Yeah.

Ariel: Well I'll try.

King Triton came.

King Triton: Oh hello everyone.

Me: Oh hello your majesty. It's great to see you again.

King Triton: You as well J.D.

We later saw Ariel play and they were laughing as she was playing.

Nico: It is really amusing.

Gi: Need any help?

King Triton: I suppose she does need a little practice.

Nico: Well we can try to teach her.

Me: Then lets get to it.

We got to helping Ariel practice the Sea Calliope and within a matter of minutes she was playing the music like a pro in less than an hour.

King Triton: Oh I am so proud of you Ariel.

Me: She is a really fast learner under our tutelege.

Momo: She sure is.

Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah she sure is.

Eli: It's awesome. (Senses Something) Wait! I sense a REALLY ANGRY Force coming!

Me: Uh oh. What is it?

Lily: I don't like the way that sounds.

Eli: Oh no. It's the Ancient Seaclops!

Me: The Ancient Seaclops? You mean like a Cyclops that lives underwater?

Eli: Yeah.

Eli told us all about it.


The Seaclops is an aquatic monster from The Little Mermaid TV series. As his name suggests, he is an enormous aquatic cyclops that enjoys sleeping peacefully in which he becomes constantly irritated by out-of-tune music; despite his behavior, he constantly calms down whenever he listens to Ariel playing the harp gently.

He appeared in the episode "Calliope Dreams".

The Seaclops prefers to sleep every thousand years, but when Ariel's unskilled calliope playing wakes him 600 years earlier, he starts causing havoc across Atlantica. King Triton has to come to the realization that it is the Seaclops who is responsible for destroying the calliope used by his grandfather Neptune.

All of Sebastian's attempts to lull the Seaclops back to sleep result in becoming futile, unable to calm the monster. However, Ariel starts playing the harp that had fallen to the ocean floor that finally lulls the Seaclops back to sleep. As a precaution, Triton relocates the monster to the underwater mountain range far from Atlantica.


When he was done we were shocked!

Melody: This monster is trouble.

Nico: Big time.

Gi: No offense, King Triton. But you should've destroyed that thing instead!

King Triton: None taken Gi but yes I should have.

Me: We won't let a cranky sea monster stop us.

Eli: Lets go stop him before he comes here.

Nico: Agreed. But where is he?

Eli sensed for him and he found him.

Eli: He's 5 kilometers south and moving this way really fast!

Nico: Whoa!

We got ready.

Then out of a crack came THE ANCIENT SEACLOPS!

Melody: WHOA!

Nico: Hey, buddy! If you wanted a tour, you should've just asked!

It roared ferociously!

I grew to its size!

Me: You want to get to the Sea Calliope then you got to go through us!

It roared and went at me and then…

POW!

I punched it in its face and it roared in pain and that only made it angrier and angrier!

Gi: Water!

She fired a blast of blue energy from her ring and it swirled around the Ancient Seaclops and spun him around in a whirlpool. Momo created a metal pole from her hand and smashed it into the Ancient Seaclops head and smashed him all over!

Me: Try this one on!

POW BLAM BIFF SMASH!

I punched and kicked the Ancient Seaclops all over.

Nico: It's very durable. I'll give it that.

Me: But not to our power.

I kicked him in the face and it made it more and more angry! HE WAS NOW OUT OF HIS MIND WITH ABSOLUTE RAGE!

Himiko Toga: Chew on some lightning!

Himiko fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted the Seaclops all over!

?: Time to finish him for good!

An Ickthyperambuloid appeared.

Nico: Whoa! An Ickthyperambuloid.

Ickthyperambuloid: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Olivia Boone? Whoa!

Ickthyperambuloid: We can catch up later. Lets rip this monster to pieces.

Nico: You got it!

Suddenly, Momo's eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with flames and phoenixes surrounding her, and as she approached the Seaclops, she left red energy, flames, and phoenixes with every step. Suddenly, Momo was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with flames surrounding her, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Momo emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Momo Yaoyorozu grew to 6'5" in height, she had the curvy body of a goddess and she has red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with flames and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix holding the Fire Kanji inside its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with red gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant of her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with red crystal links. Momo has on a sleeveless red vest, a sleeveless red midriff top with black phoenix on it, red skirt, black pants, black high-heel knee-high boots, and she has on a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Momo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with red tips on the large black feathers, sprouted out of her back. Momo has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem on her right ring finger and a Red Lantern ring on her left ring finger.

Momo's massive Defender of U.A. High School sword underwent a powerful change, and it was then transformed into Firestorm Phoenix's Sword of Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a phoenix and the symbol of U.A. High School etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large black gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large red phoenix heads with a large red gem on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a black kanji below the phoenix that said, "Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Vice President of Class 1-A at U.A. High School, Friend of Izuku Midoriya and his Friends, Destroyer of All For One and The Paranormal Liberation Army, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, and Master of Phoenixes and Flames."

モモヤオヨロズA.K.A.すべてのヒーロー:Creati、米国のクラス1-Aの副社長高校、緑谷出久とその仲間たちの友、オールフォーワンと超常現象解放軍の駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、そしてフェニックスと炎の達人

Momo has has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF INFERNO JUSTICE AND CREATION RAGE!

We were amazed by Momo's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when the Seaclops saw it, it fell into a rage and tried to flatten her, but Momo fired a powerful blast of red energy with flames, and it hit the Seaclops.

Me: Wow! Momo transformed now! Way to go Momo!

Camie: Yeah!

Me: How do you feel?

Momo: (Divine Echoing Voice of Fire and Justice) Incredible J.D. Now to make this monster pay.

Gi: Captain Planet isn't needed for this brainless monster!

Nico: Nope he sure isn't.

Me: It's time to finish him. (CUPS HANDS) KAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Nico: You have failed this ocean Seaclops!

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a massive red Kamehameha Wave and it slammed into the Seaclops and obliterated it into dust!

Nico: TAKE THAT!

Gi: That was a tough one!

Nico: Yeah he sure was.

Olivia Boone reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes.

Olivia Boone: Now that was awesome.

Nico: It sure was. Awesome to see you again Olivia.

Olivia Boone: You too Nico.

Me: Are you by any chance related to…

Olivia Boone: I sure am. Daniel Boone was my ancestor and I have amazing log cabin building skills. Been in my family's blood for generations.

I saw that she also had the kanji for Frontier in the middle of her forehead.

Me: That kanji means Frontier.

Olivia Boone: Yep. I thought it would be cool.

Gi: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Olivia Boone: Most of them come from Woodworking class and my experiences in the forest. Me and Nico got tasked with building the largest mountain lodge up in Mount McKinley National Park in Alaska.

Me: Whoa! The Great Anchorage Lodge was all your doing?

Olivia Boone: Yep and thanks to my plant powers we didn't need to chop down any trees or hurt animals homes. It's a very popular place to stay up there.

Nico: Yep. We got an A++ on it too.

Eli: That is so awesome.

Melody: It sure is.

Camie: That is cool.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Olivia hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Olivia Boone: Same here Nico. Same here.

Me: Your ancestor would be really proud of you Olivia. Daniel Boone was the greatest frontiersman that ever lived.

Eli: He sure was.

Momo: And he is a great master of the Wilderness too.

Camie: He sure was.

Olivia Boone: That's for sure. Being a frontier master runs in my blood.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Linka (Captain Planet) are heading to the world of the 1990 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to face the Shredder in that world and we're going to give that monster what for.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the 1990 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to face the Shredder in that world and we're going to give that monster what for.

Me: You said it, big guy, especially me, since I really hate Shredder for everything he's done.

Nico: You got that right, J.D.

Lincoln: And you're in for a surprise on how I'm going to kill him. And thanks for joining us on our rescue, Linka.

Linka (CP): (Russian Accent) You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, along with a little girl, and the 1990 Turtles, but they've been cornered by 1990 Shredder, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, along with a little girl, and the 1990 Turtles, but they've been cornered by 1990 Shredder, and he's going to kill them.

?: That hate-filled bastard, let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Niburu, The Primal Being, appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Constance Santiago.

Me: Santiago, Lincoln, is she...?

Lincoln: No, she has no relation to Ronnie Anne and her family, J.D.

Me: Ooh, yeah, I had that same problem when we were introduced to Chloe Santiago. Every time that someone has Santiago for their last name, I immediately associate it with Ronnie Anne and her family.

Ronnie Anne: That's alright, J.D. But, we'll have to talk later, let's kill 1990 Shredder and make him pay for everything he's ever done.

Me: My words exactly, Ronnie Anne.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at 1990 Shredder, and it hit him, and it allowed the eight girls, along with a little girl to get away, and the 1990 Turtles joined us. When 1990 Shredder saw us, he was incredibly enraged.

Me: Shredder, you don't deserve to live even for another second. You deserve only to die a horrible and painful death.

Lincoln: And we'll make sure you never ever come back again.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, Jia Chong, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Linka (Captain Planet), Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at 1990 Shredder, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the 1990 Shredder.

Then, Lincoln and I slashed off 1990 Shredder's arms with our massive swords, and Lincoln pinned him to the wall with talons he sprouted out from his back. Then, Lincoln grabbed 1990 Shredder's head and he turned it to the side, and with his sharp fangs, he bit 1990 Shredder on the neck, and he began drinking his blood and absorbing his blood memories. Then, after Lincoln was done, he slashed off 1990 Shredder's head, and he sent his evil spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Lincoln's body absorbed the blood all over his body.

Eli: Whoa.

Me: Holy crap, Lincoln, what you did to 1990 Shredder, Selene told me that's the same way Marcus Corvinus killed that prick, Kraven, and you also absorbed his blood memories, right.

Lincoln: Yep, and like with the other incarnations of Shredder, he's really evil and a monster of pure hatred and rage.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: That's it for that evil monster. (To Constance Santiago) And it's so good to see you again, Constance Santiago.

Constance Santiago reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with purple neck-length hair, dark purple eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive dark purple angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Nibiru the Primal Being, and she's dressed in a sleeveless purple vest, sleeveless purple midriff top, purple jean shorts, open-toe high-heels, and long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with meteors on the coattails, and Nibiru the Primal Being on the back.

Constance Santiago: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Constance Santiago and they hugged, and Constance Santiago's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Constance Santiago: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Me: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D. This is Constance Santiago, she's a local girl from Royal Woods who I met long ago, and she's actually the strongest and fiercest out of all of my Guardian Angels and anyone that hurts me will answer to her.

Constance Santiago: With a serious butt-kicking, and I may even break a few bones in their bodies.

Me: (Whistles) That's awesome.

Nico: Yikes, and no one, not even Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan dared to mess with her?

Lincoln: Not unless they want to be crippled for life.

Me: (Gasps) Yikes.

Lincoln: Yeah, and she takes her role as Guardian Angel seriously.

Luna Loud: Believe me, dude. I've seen what Constance is capable of, and you don't want to be on the receiving end of her wrath.

Lincoln: Well put, Luna. Oh, and I got something for you, Constance.

Lincoln gave Constance Santiago a large Niburu the Primal Being-themed sword with Niburu the Primal Being etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple gem with purple angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.

Constance Santiago: Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Constance Santiago's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Constance Santiago: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Constance.

Constance Santiago had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Constance Santiago on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, along with the little girl, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Eleonora Viltaria, Limalisha, Ludmila Lourie, Sofya Obertas, Titta, Alexandra Alshavin, and Elizaveta Fomina from Lord Marksman and Vanadis, and Michiko Malandro from Michiko and Hatchin, and accompanying Michiko is her adopted daughter, Hana "Hatchin" Morenos.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eleonora Viltaria, Limalisha, Ludmila Lourie, Sofya Obertas, Titta, Alexandra Alshavin, Elizaveta Fomina, and Michiko Malandro.

Nico: From Lord Marksman and Vanadis and Michiko and Hatchin, awesome.

Me: And that little girl with Michiko is her adopted daughter, Hana "Hatchin" Morenos, which means you now have another kid, big guy.

Lincoln: That's right, Hana always accompanies Michiko on their adventures. Are you girls okay?

Michiko Malandro: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Michiko Malandro and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from the 1990 version of Shredder, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Michiko Malandro: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Michiko Malandro: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eleonora Viltaria, Limalisha, Ludmila Lourie, Sofya Obertas, Titta, Alexandra Alshavin, Elizaveta Fomina, and Michiko Malandro with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We head back to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone about our rescue, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was the 1990 version of Shredder.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in ending that monster, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Constance Santiago have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Hana "Hatchin" Morenos now has Lincoln as a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in her life.


After getting rid of the 1990 version of Shredder, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Constance Santiago saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Constance Santiago: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Constance, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Constance Santiago: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Constance, can you tell us about a memory that you had with Lincoln?

Constance Santiago: I'd be glad to. One day, Lincoln and I were coming home from hanging out at Dairyland, but then, I sensed we had some uninvited trouble coming our way, and I saw who it was heading for us: it was Lori, Lynn, and Lola, the Trinity of Violence, and I saw they had knives in their hands, and it meant one thing: they were going to kill me and Lincoln in cold blood. I got so mad, I went after Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and after getting the knives out of their hands, I brutally pulverized them and I left them with broken bones and a few missing teeth, and after Lincoln and I tied them up, we dragged them back to the Loud House, and after explaining everything to Mr. and Mrs. Loud, The Trinity of Violence got themselves grounded for ten weeks for what they did, and they were also sent to Aunt Ruth's during that time.

We cheered for what Constance Santiago did.

Nico: Whoa, so you took on The Trinity of Violence head on, despite the threat of getting stabbed to death by them.

Me: But, you also disarmed them, so you were safe from getting stabbed by them.

Lincoln: And ever since then, Lori, Lynn, and Lola tried not to cause any trouble around me, because the second they do, Constance Santiago will pulverize them badly, and the same went with Lisa and Luan, because they know what awaits them.

Eli: A full-on beatdown.

Lincoln: That's right.

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were heading Carnival Night Zone in Sonic's world for some fun. When they arrived, Carnival Night Zone is a massive metropolis on Floating Island that seems to have a never-ending carnival going on during the nighttime, Carnival Night Zone is full of lights, balloons, tilting cannons, and giant rotating barrels.

Girl Jordan: Whoa, what is this place, Linky?

Lincoln: This, Girl Jordan, is Carnival Night Zone, Sonic told me about this place, it's a massive, never-ending nighttime carnival full of lights, balloons, tilting cannons, and giant rotating barrels. I figured this would be the perfect place for our date, because tomorrow's the big mission.

Starlight Glimmer: To the Live Action Transformers' world, and we'll make sure Cemetery Wind and the Decepticons there pay for what they've done. This is going to be one wild battle there.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids had fun by going on the rides there, and they also saw some of Dr. Eggman's robots there and they tried to attack, but Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and more muscular back, and he cuts them all down and destroys them. Then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion, and his kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home to the Estate.

Nico: Hey, guys, so how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Carnival Night Zone on Floating Island in Sonic's World.

Me: That nighttime carnival in Floating Island? That's so awesome.

Lincoln: That's right, and we went on the rides there, and we had a lot of fun on them.

Starlight Glimmer: And we also saw some of Eggman's robots heading right for us to get revenge on us for throwing Eggman in prison, and Lincoln destroyed them.

Nico: Even after he was thrown in prison, Eggman doesn't know when to quit.

Lincoln: But, we always win against mad scientists like him, and in the end, they pay the price with a sentence of Life in Prison for the rest of their lives.

Nico: You got that right.


Later it was time for Takanuva's Final Ambassador Mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Takanuva? Besides 3 Rabbids and Laval?

Takanuva: I was thinking of having my fellow Toa come with this time.

Nico: Good idea. This will be awesome for them to meet the Toa.

Me: It sure will. And I also have something else to show too. You thought being a Blue Raspberry Gaim Kamen Rider was cool, wait till you see what I have here.

Nico: Ooh something is telling me it will be awesome.

Takanuva: This will be awesome.

We were off to Japan.

We landed in Japan.

Ryotaro: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Ryotaro.

Takanuva: Ryotaro, meet my fellow Toa.

Toa: It's an honor to meet you. My name is Tahu and I'm the Toa of Fire.

Gali: My name is Gali and I'm the Toa of Water.

Lewa: I'm Lewa the Toa of Air.

Pohatu: I'm Pohatu and I'm the Toa of Stone.

Onua: My name is Onua and I'm the Toa of Earth.

Kopaka: And I'm Kopaka and I'm the Toa of Ice.

Ryotaru: Wow! It's an honor.

Natsumi Hikari: It's an honor.

Laval: An honor to meet you all. I'm Laval and I'm the Prince of the Lion Tribe in the Land of Chima.

Me: We met Laval and his friends last week on our most recent major special mission.

Eli: We sure did and that was awesome and fun.

Takanuva: You know, Ryotaro. I wasn't always the Toa of Light that you see today.

Ryotaro: You weren't?

Takanuva: Nope. It's a really long story. Back on the Island of Mata Nui, I was once Takua, and I was really adventurous. It was during the invasion of the Rakhshi by Makuta that I found the Kanohi Mask, Avohkii, the Mask of Light and I put it on and turned into Takanuva the Toa of Light.

Ryotaro: Wow! That is amazing.

Eli: Yeah it sure is.

Momotaros: It's amazing how you went from an average Mataron to the Toa of Light.

Takanuva: Yeah it sure was. But with this kind of power there is a massive and great responsibility.

Me: That's right. With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. Its been the biggest rule we have governed since I formed the team.

Nico: It's true.

Gali: It's a big job.

Ryotaro: That is awesome. By the way J.D. we heard from our fellow Kamen Riders from the Kiva group that you demonstrated the Gaim powers. Is this true?

Me: It sure is.

I pulled out my Blue Raspberry lock seed and I showed my Sengoku Belt.

Me: I have more than just Gaim on me. I have mastered the abilities of Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, and now Gaim. Soon there will be many more where those came from.

Pohatu: It's true.

Tahu: Don't forget OOO.

Me: Right but that one I'm still adapting to as I have not fully gotten that one down yet. It's still awesome though.

Nico: That's true. Gaim is the most amazing one we've seen so far.

Ryotaro: Wow. So then that must mean that you're going to go after the Yggdrassill Corporation.

Me: That's right. After the Gaim Kamen Riders beat them they went into hiding. So I made a declaration of war against them for experimenting on the fruits of the Helheim Forest.

Nico: And later on in late August we're going to take them down for good.

Laval: Yeah. We have Lillian Hale's ambassador missions for them in May. I think.

Eli: Yes we do.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: But nonetheless, we're not going to let Yggdrasill do what they want anymore.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Gali: (hears explosion) Sounds like our final Imagin opponents until July.

Nico: Yep. And this will be awesome.

Ryotaro: Lets go get them.

Yuto: Who is it this time?

Me: Lets find out.

We went to see and we saw that it was Ivy, Owl, Crow, Whale, Scorpion and Alligator Imagin!

Nico: WHOA! Ivy, Owl, Crow, Whale, Scorpion and the Movie Exclusive Alligator Imagin!

Eli: Lets go get them!

Nico: Lets!

Takanuva: Henshin!

Ryotaro, Natsumi and Yuto: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

Me: Now for me. HENSHIN!

I put the Lock Seed into my Sengoku Belt!

Computer: LOCK ON! BLUE RASPBERRY ARMS!

I transformed into my blue raspberry Kamen Rider Form!

Me: Now for this one!

I pulled out a special Zenith Arms Key!

Nico: Whoa is that?

FRUIT BASKET!

I had a lock appear and put the key in and turned it.

LOCK OPEN! ZENITH ARMS! M-M-M-M-MIGHTY WARLORD!

Everyone was amazed!

Nico: WHOA! J.D. THIS IS AWESOME!

Eli: WOW! Way to go bro!

Tahu: Wow! You look awesome like this.

Me: Thanks. Watch this one. BLUE RASPBERRY CLAYMORE!

I had my sword ready!

Momotaros: (through Ryotaro) I... have arrived!

Yuto: Let me say this to start: I am fairly strong!

Nico: Awesome. Lets get them!

Eli: I'll start things off. DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 炎殺黒龍波

Eli fired a blast of pitch black fire as hot as the sun and it formed into a dragon and it slammed into Scorpion Imagin and incinerated him in an instant!

Nico: NICE!

Me: Way to go bro!

Gali: I will handle the Whale Imagin!

Whale Imagin: Bring it on robot!

Gali: Oh I am more than a robot. HENSHIN!

Gali pinged her Hibiki Morpher and turned into her Kamen Rider for Hibiki!

Yuto: WHOA! Gali too?

Me: Yep. During her Ambassador Missions Gali acquired Hibiki Kamen Rider powers.

Nico: Yep.

Gali slashed and pulverized Whale Imagine all over.

Lewa charged at the Owl Imagin.

Owl Imagin flew into the air.

Lewa: You aren't the only one that can fly.

Lewa flew after Owl Imagin. He then slashed him all over.

Eli: Now to finish that one off! FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME! 邪王炎殺煉獄焦

Eli had his fist surging with the flame of the Human World and then he punched Owl Imagin and incinerated him into oblivion!

Nico: 2 down!

Me: DURIAN SAWS!

I slashed Scorpion Imagin and destroyed him.

Kopaka: Better make that 3 down.

Kopaka then slashed Alligator Imagin and froze him in a block of ice!

Nico punched the ice and shattered him into a million pieces!

Nico: Make that 4 down.

Eli: And 2 left.

Gali then slashed Whale Imagin and destroyed it.

Nico: Now all that is left is the Ivy Imagin.

Ryotaro: Time to use Liner form!

Ryotaro went into his awesome Liner Form and he was more than ready for action!

Nico: COOL!

Me: Wow!

Eli: Now it's gonna get awesome.

Nico: Shall we start the finishers?

Ryotaro: Lets do it!

Takanuva: Ready when you guys are!

Nico: Lets do it!

Eli: SPIRIT GUN!

Me: FRUIT ZENITH SLICER!

Gali: UZUMAKI BASSOON SHOT!

Nico: NUOVA STAR!

We fired waves of energy and elements and we hit the Ivy Imagin and he was obliterated in an instant!

Nico: You six Imagin have failed this city!

Ryotaro: Takanuva, since the day I met you, I've begun to see you as the older brother I've always wanted.

Takanuva: I'm truly honored Ryotaro and that makes all your Imagin friends siblings too.

Momotaros: Yeah it does.

We later came back and told everyone about what happened and it was awesome.

May: That was awesome!

Nico: Applejack, your missions are next. And Cole will go with you.

Applejack: YEEHAW! I'm going to have fun on this one.

Laney: This makes the 9th member of the Mane 10 to go on an Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Yep and after that it's Sunset Shimmer left.

Eli: We're moving really fast aren't we.


Later we were walking over to the house of the Fox Kids.

Maria: Nico, have you already confirmed to the Fox Parents about your... relationship with Rita?

Nico: Not yet. But I'm not really nervous to death about this one because I know Rita's mom and dad well.

Me: They do have their children come over for our babysitting adventures and that is always fun.

Laney: It sure is. And Lynn does an awesome job babysitting them.

Rita Fox: My brothers and sister have always been a big handful when it came to babysitting.

Lori: They literally were a nightmare before Lynn.

[Flashback to them throwing stuff at Lori while she was hiding behind the couch.]

Leni: [Flashback to them locking her out in the rain.] "So mean!"

Luan: [Flashback to them throwing a bucket of water on her while she was sleeping.] "Little monsters!"

Luna: [Flashback to them flushing stuff down the toilet.] "Bad to the bone!"

Nico: That still shocks me that they can cause so much trouble.

Eli: No kidding.

Me: The reason the Fox Quints weren't the right kids for you girls is because they didn't matched your standards. So Lynn was the only available choice.

Rita Fox: That's true. My siblings have been known to do all that. We looked all over the city for the best babysitter to help out but no one was willing to help because they were too scared of them.

Laney: Sounds like someone else that Ronnie Anne and Syd know.

Syd Chang: Yep. And that someone is that unibrow eyesore brat Becky.

Becky: Whoa.

We arrived at the house of the Fox Kids.

Rita Fox: Boy it's great to see the house is still here.

Nico: Yeah.

We went over and knocked on the door. Answering it was the Fox Parents.

May: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Fox!

Mr. Fox: Well hello everyone.

Rita Fox: Hello mom and dad.

Mrs. Fox: Well there's are number 1 star athlete!

Rita hugged them both.

Rita Fox: Awesome to see you both again. Sorry I worried you if I was gone for so long. I was helping the team.

Me: It's true.

Rita Fox: We have so much to talk about.

We went inside and talked things over with the Fox Parents.

Lynn: How have the kids been Mr and Mrs. Fox?

Mrs. Fox: Oh they are doing great Lynn. They are over at the gym for Wrestling Practice.

Lynn: Cool.

Maria: Your kids have been an awesome help to the team.

Mr. Fox: Have they really?

Me: They sure have. And they have awesome frenemies now in the M.O.E.

Laney: It's true. They are called the Pizza Terror Six.

Nico: They are six Pizza Villains: Pizza the Hut, Pizza Bear (Family Guy), Evil Pizza (Scooby Doo), Nightmare Pizza (Jimmy Neutron), Pizza Monster (Billy & Mandy) and Angry Pizza.

Me: Pizza the Hutt was a mascot for Pizza Hut.

Nico: The Pizza Bear is a creature that Peter Griffin took down.

Shaggy: Like yeah and the Evil Pizza is a monster that me and the gang faced.

Jimmy Neutron: And there's Nightmare Pizza from my Slumber Party Machine.

Mandy: A Pizza monster that was inadvertently made by our friend Nergal.

Me: And a villain called the Angry Pizza.

Mr. Fox: That's an all pizza team.

Mrs. Fox: It would be really awesome if there was an all burger team.

We laughed at that one.

Me: But that's not a bad idea. We'll have to look into that one.

Mr. Fox: Aren't you all supposed to be helping out the Live Action Autobots right now?

Nico: Oh, that's actually tomorrow.

Starlight Glimmer: We don't go to the Live Action Transformer Universe till tomorrow.

Nico: Yeah we're taking it easy till then.

Mr. Fox: Oh you want to rest up till then. That's all right then.

Nico: Good.

We had a really awesome talk and Mr. and Mrs. Fox gave Nico their blessings.


We were later back at home.

Nico: I'm glad Mr and Mrs. Fox agree to us being a couple.

Rita Fox: Me too. Now that makes my siblings your sister in laws in the future.

Nico: Yeah.

Leni: It's totes awesome.

Nico: Anything else you guys want to do on this day off?

Me: Well I do have an idea for a Calm Before the Storm Adventure as I call it. We can always go into the Simulator to see what it was like when you all met Zecora.

Nico: Hey that's not a bad idea.

Zecora: An adventure into the past to see what I was like will be fun to see. But in that one it will be a tough one for you and me.

Apple Bloom: Yeah but just be careful in that one though.

Laney: We will.

Bane then arrived.

Nico: Bane! Glad you could make it. Is it alright if I talk to you?

Bane: (Spanish Accent) Certainly amigo.

Nico: Bane, I don't know if it'll be you, Croc, Abomination, or Gator Ghoul's turn tomorrow. But I need the 4 of you to act as security for us when we go to the White House of the Live Action universe to have a press conference regarding the unfair treament of the Live Action Autobots.

Bane: Ah si so you want us to watch out for anyone bad that tries to stop you from reinstating peace.

Nico: That's right.

Bane: We'll be there to help Nico.

Nico: Thanks Bane.

Bane: Denada.

Nico: You can come with us right now if you want too.

Bane: I would be glad to.

Nico: Awesome.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: An Evolved Appoplexian Gene-Slammer next.

Me: Whoa one for Ultimate Rath's kind next.

Applejack: That will be an interesting one to see.

Eli: It sure will be awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: So it's gonna be someone that's got powerful superhuman strength. Sakura Haruno, Applejack, Lady Tsunade, me or anyone like that.

Nico: Yep.

We went to the Simulator and got ready and Rarity, Apple Bloom, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were staying in the control room to avoid confusion. The simulator activated and we were in Ponyville.

May: Here we are in Ponyville.

Me: Boy it sure is an amazingly beautiful day.

Nico: I'll say.

Eli: Yeah it sure is nice.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, what a gorgeous day!

Me: Boy it sure is beautiful.

Sunset Shimmer: I'll say.

Spike: Rainbow Dash must have gotten up early for once and cleared all the clouds away.

Me: R.D. Sure does a fantastic job of doing that.

Starlight Glimmer: That is for sure.

Twilight Sparkle: I bet all of Ponyville is going to be out enjoying the sunshine.

Naruto: I'm sure they are.

Twilight Sparkle: What? Where is everypony?

Me: Huh?

We saw that Ponyville was as quiet as a graveyard and nobody was outside.

Me: That's weird.

Nico: Yeah where is everyone?

Firecracker Burst: So strange to see Ponyville like this.

Spike: Is it some sort of pony holiday?

Twilight Sparkle: Not that I know of.

Me: If it were then Pinkie Pie would have had something awesome planned.

Laney: Yeah she sure would have.

Spike: Does my breath stink? [belch]

Twilight Sparkle: Not more than usual.

Me: Your breath smells great Spike.

Spike: Thanks. Is it... zombies?!

Twilight Sparkle: Uh... not very likely.

Spike: Not likely... but possible?

Me: Spike if it were zombies then everyone would be shooting everything left and right and we would be ready for it too.

Varie: He's right on that one.

Me: Weird no one is outside but us.

Nico: Yeah how strange.

William: You don't think the Live Action versions of Megatron and Starscream knew about us planning to go after them, do you?

Nico: William, first of all, the true threat of the Live Action world is the Fallen.

Me: Yeah.

Pinkie Pie: Psst!

We looked around for where that came from.

Pinkie Pie: Twilight! Guys! Spike! Come here! Come! Here! Hurry! Before she gets you!

We went into Sugarcube Corner and we jumped in and it was dark. Pinkie Pie shined a flashlight.

Twilight Sparkle: [groans]

Spike: Who?! The zombie pony?

Pinkie Pie: Z-Zombie pony?!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike! There are no zombie ponies. Pinkie, what are you doing here alone in the dark?

Me: Yeah what's going on?

Nico: Why are you all alone in the dark?

Pinkie Pie: I'm not alone in the dark.

We saw Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Apple Bloom there too

Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Okay then, what are you all doing here in the dark?

Applejack: We're hidin' from her!

We looked outside and we saw a pony scraping at the ground and I glared at her with my eyes red and demonic.

Nico: Hmm.

Eli: Hmm.

She looked at us with glowing yellow eyes and many of us hid.

[All gasp]

Nico: Who could've caused this?

Me: I think we just saw Nico.

Nico: Oh right.

Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this.

Nico: Yeah. Just the look on that pony is giving me the creeps.

Apple Bloom: Did you see her guys? Did you see... Zecora?

Applejack: Apple Bloom! I told you never to say that name.

Me: Why is that some form of Taboo?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I saw her glance this way...

Pinkie Pie: Glance evilly this way.

Eli: It's hard to tell but I'm not sensing anything evil about her.

Twilight Sparkle: ... And then a bunch of you flip out for no good reason.

Applejack: No good reason? You call protectin' yer kin no good reason? Why, as soon as my sister saw Zecora ridin' into town, she started shakin' in her lil' horseshoes.

Apple Bloom: [shakily] Did not!

Applejack: So I swept her up and brought her here.

Apple Bloom: I walked here myself!

Applejack: For safe keepin'.

Apple Bloom: Applejack, I'm not a baby! I can take care of myself!

Applejack: Not from that creepy Zecora.

Me: Applejack, Apple Bloom is capable of handling it.

Fluttershy: She's mysterious.

Rainbow Dash: Sinister.

Pinkie Pie: And spoooooky!

Me: We've handled monsters before and we killed many of Equestria's major enemies too.

Starlight Glimmer: He's right on that one.

Twilight Sparkle: [groans]

We looked outside and we saw Zecora take off the hood of her cloak and we saw that she was a Zebra.

Everyone but Twilight and us: [gasp]

Twilight Sparkle: Will you cut that out?

Rarity: Just look at those stripes! So garish!

Twilight Sparkle: She's a zebra.

Everyone but Twilight: A what!?

Twilight Sparkle: A zebra, and her stripes aren't a fashion choice Rarity, they're what she was born with.

Me: Yeah Zebras are usually born like that.

Rarity: [faints]

FWOMP!

Applejack: Born where? I've never seen a pony like that in these parts, 'cept... her!

Twilight Sparkle: Well, she's probably not from here, and she's not a pony. My books say that zebras come from a faraway land. But I've never seen her in Ponyville.

Me: Yeah Zebras are usually found in places like jungles, savannas or anything that has hot and wet climates.

Nico: That's true.

Twilight Sparkle: Where does she live?

Applejack: That's just it, she lives in... the Everfree Forest!

[Crash that sounds like a thunderclap]

Twilight Sparkle: Spike!

Spike: Uh, sorry.

Me: Good dramatic effect though.

Applejack: The Everfree Forest just ain't natural. The plants grow...

Fluttershy: Animals care for themselves...

Rainbow Dash: And the clouds move...

Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash: All on their own!

Rarity: [faints]

FWOMP!

Laney: Rarity you got to stop fainting like that.

Me: Besides Zecora doesn't look that threatening to me.

2012 Raph: You guys are overreacting. I'll just go talk to Zecora. If she's bad, I'll kick her ass. If not, I'll leave her be.

Nico: Raph wait. Lets not use violence. We need to save all our power for the Live Action Transformer universe.

Me: Yeah. Also the way you guys are talking about her makes it sound like she is some kind of Satanic Voodoo Priestess or something.

Eli: Yeah.

2012 Raph: I said I'll TALK to her first. I'm not always hot headed, you know.

Nico: Raph that's an order.

2012 Raph: Fine.

Pinkie Pie: And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... stuff! She's so evil I even wrote a song about her!

Rainbow Dash: Here we go...

[Pinkie Pie]

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
Soooo... Watch out!

Pinkie Pie: [heavy breathing]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Catchy.

Pinkie Pie: It's a work in progress.

Me: But I don't think she's a cannibal. There's not way she can eat you guys.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah this is getting out of hand.

Twilight Sparkle: This is all just a lot of gossip and rumors. Now tell me; what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?

Rainbow Dash: Well... Once a month, she comes into Ponyville.

Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Oooooh.

Me: Yeah so?

Rarity: Then, she lurks by the stores.

Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Oh, my.

Nico: What's bad about that?

Fluttershy: And then, she digs at the ground.

Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Good gracious! [normal tone] Okay, I'm sorry. But how is any of this bad? Maybe she comes to town to visit?

Eli: Yeah what's bad about that?

Apple Bloom: Yeah! Maybe she's just tryin' to be neighborly.

Twilight Sparkle: And maybe she's not lurking by the stores, maybe she's going to them, lurk free, to do some shopping?

Me: Hmm. Maybe.

Apple Bloom: Yeah! Everypony likes to shop. You know what I think?

Applejack: Apple Bloom! Hush and let the big ponies talk.

Me: Applejack calm down.

Apple Bloom: [under breath] I am a big pony!

Rainbow Dash: W-what about digging at the ground? You've got to admit that's weird.

Fluttershy: What if she's digging for innocent creatures?

[Pinkie Pie sings "Evil Enchantress" in the background]

Twilight Sparkle: I am sure there is an explanation for everything Zecora does. And if anypony here were actually brave enough to approach her, she would find out the truth.

Apple Bloom: Well, I'm brave enough; I'm gonna find out myself.

Me: I'll go with you Apple Bloom.

Nico: (Whispers) You be careful J.D.

Me: (Nods)

Me and Apple Bloom left quietly.

Me and Apple Bloom followed Zecora from the shadows and stayed quiet.

Me: (Whispers) Stay close Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom nodded.

2012 Raph: (Whispers) Can I go with you guys too?

Me: (Whispers) Fine but stay quiet.

He nodded.

Apple Bloom hopped onto my back and we tip toed quietly and followed Zecora.

Twilight Sparkle: You ponies are being ridiculous!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah this is getting out of hand.

Pinkie Pie: Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay.

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I eat hay; you eat hay!

Nico: All ponies eat hay.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, but I heard it's the evil way she eats hay.

Applejack: Hey! Where's Apple Bloom?

Fluttershy: The door's open.

Nico: Hey Raph is gone too.

Raph: I'm right here!

Nico: No the 2012 version of you is gone. Oh I told that turtle not to go out there. He must've followed J.D.

Rarity: She went outside!

Rainbow Dash: And Zecora's still out there.

Applejack: [sigh] That silly lil' filly! I told her to stay put! And J.D. is with her! I'm gonna kill him for this!

Nico: Applejack you will not!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, you stay here in case Apple Bloom comes back.

Spike: Will do!

Everyone left.

We were near the edge of the Everfree Forest.

Me: (Whispers) There it is. Stay close.

2012 Raph: (Nods) I'm sure Zecora's harmless. I mean, you guys have Raven as a friend even though she's not like most people.

Me: That's true. But those girls are letting fear and paranoia get a hold of them. Come on.

We tip-toed quietly. We got to the entrance of the forest.

Me: Boy every time we come here this place always gives me the creeps.

Apple Bloom: [gulps]

Apple Bloom was brave. We walked on. We came across a grove of strange blue flowers.

And just as we were about to talk to her…

Applejack: Apple Bloom?

Apple Bloom: [gasp]

Me: Oh crud!

Applejack: You get back here right now!

Zecora: Beware! Beware, you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke!

Me: Uh oh. I've got a bad feeling about these flowers.

Applejack picked up Apple Bloom.

Applejack: Y-you keep your creepy mumbo-jumbo to yourself, ya hear?

[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity speak over each other against Zecora]

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Oh brother.

Nico: Yeah oh brother!

Zecora : Beware! Beware!

Me: Oh boy.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, back at ya, Zecora! You and your lame curse are the ones who better beware!

Me: R.D.!

Rainbow Dash: Oh boy.

Applejack: And you! Why couldn't you just listen to yer big sister?

Apple Bloom: I...I...

Applejack: Who knows what kind of nasty curse Zecora could have just put on you?

Me: The only ones who know about about curses are Lincoln and me.

Applejack: And you… (Threateningly) If you ever take my sister in here again I will behead you!

Me: Do your worst Applejack.

Nico: Applejack! Stand down! You will not threaten my second in command like that ever again! Or I will have you court-martialed!

Pinkie Pie: Just like in my song! [Starts singing a shorter version of "Evil Enchantress"]

Twilight Sparkle: You guys, there's no such thing as curses!

Me: (Whispers to Twilight) Believe me Twilight we know all sorts of crazy things ourselves.

Nico: It's true.

Rainbow Dash: Well, that's interesting to hear coming from Miss Magic Pants herself.

Me: Rainbow Dash that's enough!

Twilight Sparkle: My magic, real magic, comes from within. It's a skill you're born with. Curses are artificial, fake magic. It's conjured with potions and incantations; all smoke and mirrors meant to scare. But curses have no real power, they're just an old pony tale.

Applejack: Just you wait, Twilight. You're gonna learn that some pony tales really are true.

Nico: Oh brother!

The next morning Twilight woke up.

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh... what a dream... Curses, schmurses. Whoa! [chuckle] Maybe Zecora cursed my hair. [Laughs nervously and then gasps] Or she cursed my horn!

Me: What the?

I saw that her horn was all floppy and rubbery and covered in blue spots.

Nico: What in the name of!?

I flicked it and it was like a rubber toy. How funny.

Twilight Sparkle: No no no no no! None of these books have a cure! Ugh! There has to be a real reason for this! An illness? An allergy?!

Spike: A curse!

Twilight Sparkle: I said a real reason. Something that points to something real.

Spike: How about this one?

Twilight Sparkle: "Supernaturals"? Spike, the word supernatural refers to things like ghosts and spirits and zombies, which are as make-believe as curses. This book is just a bunch of hooey!

Me: Let me see.

I looked at it and it was actually an Herbal Remedy Book.

Spike: But what if you're wrong, Twilight? What if this really is a-

Pinkie Pie: Ah pfurse!

Pinkie Pie's tongue was big and swollen and had blue spots on it!

Spike: A purse? How could it be a purse?

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? What happened?

Me: Boy last time I had a tongue that big was when I said a tongue twister and my tongue was as big as a balloon.

Pinkie Pie: Pee pah Zthecora! Sthe put a cursthe on me!

Spike: Hey, say it, don't spray it, Pinkie!

CRASH!

Rainbow Dash: [thud] Ow! [thud] Oh! She's [thud] trying to say-ow!- Zecora [thud]-oh!-[crash] she slapped us all with a-ow- curse!

Rainbow Dash was crashing into the wall of the library!

Rainbow Dash's Wings were on upside down!

Nico: WHOA! R.D. Are you all right?

Rainbow Dash: I'll be all right.

Rarity: I'm afraid I have to agree. [Blows hair out of her face]

We saw that Rarity had dreadlocks all over her!

[Spike and Twilight yell in surprise]

Me: Jumping peanut farms!

Nico: WHOA! Rarity does not look good with dreadlocks on.

Applejack: [high pitched voice] I hate to say I told ya so, Twilight, but I told ya so!

[Spike and Twilight gasp]

We saw that Applejack was shrunk to the size of an apple! Literally!

Applejack: It's a curse, I tells ya!

Me: What the!?

I pulled out a ruler and measured Applejack and she was only 2 and a half inches tall!

Me: Jeez!

Eli: That is tiny!

Twilight Sparkle: But Fluttershy... seems just fine!

Rarity: Yes, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with her.

Me: That's unusual.

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Are you okay? Is there something wrong with you? Would you care to tell us? So... you're not going to tell us? Yes you're not, or yes you will?

Applejack: Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!

Fluttershy: [deep male voice] I don't want to talk about it.

Me: WHOA! What a deep voice!

Nico: Yeah!

[Spike snorts, then bursts out laughing]

Spike: This is hilarious! [laughs] Look at all of you! We got: Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Spitty Pie, Apple Teeny, Flutterguy, and... uh... I got nothin'... Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that.

Me: Spike that is NOT FUNNY!

Luan: Yeah leave the jokes to me and Eddy.

Twilight Sparkle: [Sarcastic laughter] This is no joke, Spike. Now start looking for more books so I can find a cure!

Spike: [groan]

Rainbow Dash: [groans] I think we'll find a cure to this curse at Zecora's place!

Nico: I agree!

Twilight Sparkle: It's not a curse!

Applejack: I agree with Dash! We'll go to Zecora's and force her to remove this hex!

Twilight Sparkle: It's not a hex either!

[Everyone but Apple Bloom, me, 2012 Raph and Spike shouting at once]

Apple Bloom: This is all my fault. If I hadn't followed Zecora in the first place, none of this would have happened. I just gotta fix this.

Me: Me and Raph will go with you Apple Bloom. I'll take the heat from Applejack later.

2012 Raph: Okay. Lets go.

We were off.

Applejack: Now where does she think she's goin' this time?

She went and hid in Apple Bloom's tail.

Rainbow Dash: I don't care what you say, Twilight. It's time to pony up and confront Zecora. Come on, girls. Are you with me?

Pinkie Pie: Ah am-pft!

Rarity: And I as well.

Fluttershy: Uh, I don't know. Seems awfully dangerous.

Spike: [giggle]

Nico: Spike that's enough!

Rainbow Dash: How about you, Applejack? Applejack?

Pinkie Pie: Pf-she's gone-pft!

Rarity: Aah! Or somepony stepped on her!

Nico: (Looks under his boot) Nope not here.

Twilight Sparkle: ... or sat on her?

Eli: (Scream)

He looked behind him and saw nothing.

Eli: Whew.

Rainbow Dash: Rarity's hair!

Pinkie loooked in her dreadlocks and found nothing.

Rarity: Oh! OH! Pinkie, what are you doing? Ah, really. Aah! You ever hear of personal space?

Pinkie Pie: Nopthe.

Twilight Sparkle: Apple Bloom is gone too!

Nico: Same with J.D. and 2012 Raph.

Rainbow Dash: I bet they went after Zecora.

Twilight Sparkle: Well we better go find them. Come on girls, let's go.

Rarity: [grunt] Oh dear. Oh, this is so unseemly. Auuuaah!

Rainbow Dash: Hey, a little help here?

Fluttershy: Oopsie! Sorry.

Rainbow Dash: [crash] OW!

Fluttershy: Uh... Spike? Are you coming?

Spike: Nope! Uh... gotta stay here and look for a cure. [gasp] Twilight Flopple!

They were off.

We were on our way to the Everfree Forest.

Me: Don't worry Apple Bloom we'll cure everyone.

Apple Bloom: Thanks J.D.

2012 Raph: We just got to find Zecora's place.

Me: Huh? Looks like we got a little stowaway.

Applejack popped out of Apple Bloom's hair.

Applejack: Stop right there! Turn around right now you three!

Me: Did you hear something Apple Bloom?

Apple Bloom: Nope.

Applejack: Why you!? You stay away from my sister J.D.! Or I would behead you for this!

Me: Okay that does it.

I grabbed her.

Applejack: Apple Bloom you go home right now!

Apple Bloom: No.

Applejack: No?! You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!

I put Apple Bloom on a tree branch.

Apple Bloom: Hehehe. Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now.

Me: We'll come back when your time out is done.

2012 Raph snickered.

We left to resume our search for Zecora.

Applejack: Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh on you! Aw, pony feathers.

Twilight Sparkle: C'mon girls. We've got to get to Zecora's. Hurry!

Nico: We're going as fast as we can Twilight!

Eli: Yeah!

Rattrap: Oh man! We're all gonna die!

Rarity then tripped on her dreadlocks.

Rarity: Ooh... Ahaha. Easier said than done.

Eli: I got you Rarity.

Eli picked her up.

Rarity: Oh thank you Eli.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, wait for me! [screaming and owing]

Applejack: Rainbow! Thank Celestia! There's no time to lose! I need to get to Zecora's pronto! Giddy-up pony!

Rainbow Dash: Ex-CUSE me?

Applejack: YEEE-HAW!

Rainbow Dash: What the...

Applejack: No, Rainbow Dash. Other way!

Everyone then arrived at an extremely scary tree house.

Nico: Wow so this is Zecora's house.

Eli: Wow it sure is creepy.

Rarity: Oh. I look horrible!

Pinkie Pie: Plis place plooks horrible!

Rarity: Oh my. That place really does look horrible.

Nico: It makes us feel like she is some kind of Satanic Voodoo Priestess.

Everyone looked in the window and they saw tribal masks, potions, candles, bottles, everything.

Rarity: Nice decorations, if you like creepy!

Aylene C.: It's very cool though.

Zecora came in

[Ponies gasp]

Zecora dumped in some powder.

Zecora: [talks in her native language]

Pinkie Pie: Sthe sthtole my sthong! Shthe shtole mm mm!

Rarity: She stole your song?

Nico: She stole your song?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh Pinkie. Doesn't sound anything like your song.

Nico: Yeah.

Pinkie Pie: Ah. Hmm... Pbth! [whimper]

Fluttershy: [sigh]

She's an evil enchantress
And she does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She will put you in trances
Then what would she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
Soooo... Watch out.

Nico: That sounds more cooler. Sounds like Louisiana Blues Style.

Eli: I like it.

Rarity: You saw those terrible things. Now do you believe us Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Scary looking masks, confusing incantations, and a great big bubbling cauldron? [sigh] Everything is pointing to Zecora being... bad. Or... what if Zecora is just making soup?

Nico: Yeah she might be making soup.

Zecora: Mmm! The perfect temperature for ponies, I presume. Now, where is that little Apple Bloom?

Twilight Sparkle: Or... what if she's making Apple Bloom soup?!

Nico: EW!

Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy: [scream]

Applejack: I'm comin' for ya, Apple Bloom!

Rainbow Dash: Aaah!

Nico: INCOMING!

Everyone ducked.

Zecora: [Native language]

CRASH! ZOOM!

Applejack: Whoa there. Easy, Rainbow Crash.

Zecora: Oh. [Native language]

Rainbow Dash: [screams]

Zecora: [Native language]

Twilight Sparkle: What have you done with Apple Bloom?

Zecora: No! No! [Native language]

Applejack: [grunt]

Applejack lassoed Zecora!

Rainbow Dash: Ahh!

Zecora: Ponies! What is this you...

CRASH!

Rainbow Dash: [screams]

Zecora: No! You know not what you do! You've gone and spilled my precious brew!

Twilight Sparkle: We're onto you Zecora. I didn't want to believe that you cursed us, but the evidence is overwhelming!

Rarity: You made me look ridiculous.

Fluttershy: You made me sound ridiculous!

Pinkie Pie: [incoherent] You made me speak ridiculous!

Twilight Sparkle: You ruined my horn!

Zecora: How dare you! You destroy my home, destroy my work, then rudely accuse me of being a jerk?

Rainbow Dash: You put this curse on us, now you're gonna uncurse us.

Zecora: It is unwise to venture down this road. Your actions will make my anger explode!

Twilight Sparkle: Where is Apple Bloom!?

Apple Bloom: Zecora! I think I found all the things ya asked for.

Me: Yeah we got the stuff you need.

Apple Bloom: What in Ponyville is goin' on here?

Me: What in the name of sassafras stew is happening!?

Applejack: [gasp] Apple Bloom! You're okay!

Apple Bloom: Why wouldn't I be?

Me: Me and 2012 Raph were with her the whole time too.

Twilight Sparkle: Because Zecora is an evil enchantress who cursed us and was gonna cook you up into soup!

Me: What!?

Zecora and Apple Bloom: [laughs]

Apple Bloom: Oh Twilight. Did those silly fillies finally get in yer head? You know there's no such thing as a curse.

2012 Ralph: Don't mind them. They think you're an evil witch.

Me: Yeah they thought that.

Twilight Sparkle: Apple Bloom, sweetie. You can't just stand there and tell me this isn't a curse.

Apple Bloom: This isn't a curse.

Zecora: If you will remember back, the words I spoke were quite exact. [flashback]: Beware, beware you pony folk. Those leaves of blue are not a joke.

Apple Bloom: It was a warnin'. About that blue plant. It's called Poison Joke.

Me: Whoa so that was what Poison Joke looked like earlier.

Nico: Those blue plants were all Poison Joke? Weird.

Zecora: That plant is much like poison oak. But its results are like a joke.

Applejack: What in the hay does that mean?

Zecora: It means this plant does not breed wrath. Instead this plant just wants a laugh.

Applejack: Will somepony please talk normal?

Twilight Sparkle: I think what she's saying is that when we ran in to save Apple Bloom, we ran into the poison joke. All our problems are just little jokes it played on us.

Applejack: Little jokes?! Very funny.

Me: Wait a second! I remember this! Lincoln remember when you accidentally got shrunk down to Applejack's size right now that we talked about Poison Joke?

Lincoln: Boy I sure do! That was crazy!

Nico: Yeah! I remember now! That was weird!

Rainbow Dash: Okay, fine. But what about the cauldron?

Fluttershy: And the chanting?

Rarity: And the creepy décor?

Zecora: Treasures of the native land where I am from. This one speaks 'hello', and this 'welcome'.

Rarity: Not welcoming at all, if you ask me.

Me: Well it can be intimidating at first but that's how it is in Zecora's home land. Besides I studied about all this in my travels all over the planet.

Nico: Wow.

2012 Raph: I think the reason you girls think she's bad is because she's different. Well, that's not the case. Just because she's not like everyone else doesn't mean she's evil.

Me: Yeah that's true. Zecora may sound or look intimidating but in reality she really isn't.

Zecora: The words I chanted were from olden times. Something you call a nursery rhyme.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Really? Wow.

Twilight Sparkle: But the cauldron... The Apple Bloom soup?

Apple Bloom: Lookie here Twilight. That pot of water wasn't for me, it was for all these herbal ingredients. The cure for poison joke is a simple old-natural remedy. You just gotta take a bubble bath!

Nico: Wow! So just a quick shower with soap and water.

Eli: Very simple but cool.

Twilight Sparkle: But I tried to find a cure in all my books and couldn't find anything. What book has this natural remedy?

Zecora: Here is the book, you see? Sad that you lack it in your library.

Me: That's the book I was looking at earlier.

Nico: Wow right under your nose the whole time.

2012 Raph: I admit I can be a hot head. But I'm not an idiot.

Nico: No you aren't.

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I do have this book, but I didn't look inside because the title was so... Weird.

Me: Yeah it did sound a little ominous didn't it.

Twilight Sparkle: Supernaturals: Natural Remedies and Cure-alls That Are Simply Super.

Me: I guess you didn't read the full title of the book.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. I...I... I'm so sorry, Zecora. I had the answer the whole time, if only I had bothered to look inside.

Zecora: [chuckle] Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.

Apple Bloom: Hahaha.

Twilight Sparkle: Zecora? Would you be kind enough to mix up another batch of the herbal bath?

Zecora: Mix it up I certainly will. Yet I am missing an herb from Ponyville.

Me: First lets get this place cleaned up for you. (Snaps fingers)

I snapped my fingers and fixed everything up for her.

Apple Bloom: But whenever Zecora comes to town, all the shops are mysteriously closed.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, well... I think we can help you with that.

Me: Absolutely.

Nico: Then lets head to Ponyville everyone.

We walked back to Ponyville and everyone was outside.

Daisy: Look Rose! How awful!

Rose: The wicked enchantress has cursed them all.

Lily Valley: The horror, the horror!

WHAT A COUPLE OF DRAMA QUEENS

[Ponies panicking]

We came back and everyone went inside.

Daisy: Run, ponies! Run!

Twilight knocked on the door of Daisy.

Twilight Sparkle: Daisy, we need to talk.

Me: Yeah this curse thing has gone on long enough and also Zecora is not a wicked and evil witch like you think. She is just a healer and a great master of cures and everything.

We later got the bubblebath ready for Twilight Sparkle and the girls.

Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,

My friends and I all learned an important lesson this week: Never judge a book by its cover. Someone may look unusual, or funny, or scary. But you have to look past that and learn who they are inside. Real friends don't care what your "cover" is; it's the "contents" of a pony that count. And a good friend, like a good book, is something that will last forever.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Me: Glad you girls are okay.

Nico: Yeah this was one crazy adventure for you all.

Eli: No kidding there.

2012 Leo: I'm actually surprised you were calm about this, Raph.

2012 Raph: Let's just say that me, you, Donnie, and Mikey know what it's like to be treated as different.

Me: So do the X-Men and many heroes all over.

Laney: Yep.

2012 Splinter: As a reward, you are exempt from the next training lesson.

2012 Raph: Thank you sensei.

Me: Awesome.

Lotus Blossom: (French Accent) Miss Zecora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath. It's simply luxurious!

Apple Bloom: Applejack! Hey, where's Applejack?!

Ponies: [gasp]

Applejack: [normal voice] I'm right here, little sis. I ain't tiny no more!

Me: Here Applejack lets move you to the big tub.

I moved her to it.

Rarity: Oh! I have never felt so lovely in all my life!

Me: You look much better without dreadlocks Rarity.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, my gosh! I never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk. I mean, I love talking so much, and when I couldn't talk anymore, my tongue was all 'ehhhh'! It was the worst! Don't you agree, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: [normal voice] ... Yes.

Me: Glad your voice is back to normal Fluttershy.

Nico: We all learned a really huge lesson from all this.

Eli: Boy did we ever.

Applejack: And J.D. I'm awful sorry I threatened to behead you. I was just…

Me: I know Applejack. You were just looking out for your little sister and I completely respect that.

Applejack: But still it was horrible for me to say I was gonna behead you.

Me: Don't worry my head grows back. Immortality and invincibility has its perks.

Nico: Yep.

Everyone: [laughing]

We later went back home and it was a really fun adventure for the calm before the storm. We went to sleep later on.

Meanwhile in the live action Transformers Universe, Optimus Prime and the Autobots were getting ready for our arrival to help destroy Megatron and the Fallen.

Live Action Optimus Prime: Autobots the time is nearly upon us for Team Loud Phoenix Storm to help us in our time of need and to mend the relationships of our kinds.

Live Action Bumblebee: It'll be awesome to be reunited with everyone again.

Live Action Optimus Prime: It sure will. I'm glad that everyone is with the team. Lets get ready for this. Autobots TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

They transformed and went to the screen!

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfiction done.

This was a great chapter as it centered around the MLP Friendship is Magic episode called Bridal Gossip and it was a great episode. The first part of the chapter was for the Little Mermaid episode Calliope Dreams and that was a really awesome episode where Ariel got a Sea Calliope and she was terrible at playing it. That episode aired on September 25th, 1993 and it was awesome! The 2nd part is for the 1990 TMNT Movie. It was awesome from my youth back when I was a kid. The Shredder will always be my most hated enemy in my fanfictions and on TV and movies. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Sakura Haruno, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna go to the World of Shinobi and we're going into the Simulator and Nico is going to show Orochimaru what for and we're going to take down another Evil Sasuke. I got another interrupted rant to finish against him. And were going to make sure that Evil Sasuke suffers and pays for his crimes! IN BLOOD. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for an Evolved Appoplexian named Daniella King. Daniella is Nico's friend from Gym Class and she is a powerful athlete and she is a master of martial arts and wrestling and she knows how to kick butt. She is now a gene-slammer for an Evolved Appoplexian. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the awesome Transformers series called Beast Machines and that is gonna be interesting as Lincoln and the group go to Cybertron and reformat Savage/Noble and also contain Megatron's Orange Evil Spark and lock it up and save all the Transformers there from themselves as well as create a balance and turn Cybertron into a Technorganic Paradise. They are also going to meet a gene-slammer for Warrior Lady of The Wasteland named Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov from Estonia. She is an adventurer that was born in Estonia but raised in the United States. She also knows a lot about survival and is really skilled with a sword. As you all saw, it's the moment you all have been waiting for as we go to the world of the Live Action Transformers and we're going to set things right after everything that happened with Sentinel Prime when he betrayed the Autobots and we're going to kill Megatron and Starscream and the Fallen of the Live Action Transformers World. Also Starlight Glimmer is going to unleash the full extent of her power against them in her phase 1 Transformation like with how Gohan did against Cell. Get ready for an explosive battle as the fight to save the Live Action Transformers universe begins!

See you all tomorrow