GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST BATTLE BETWEEN AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS!
In the simulator, Nico, Sakura Haruno, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, were in the world of Shinobi and we were in the Rendezvous at The Tenchi Bridge in the Land of Grass.
Me: This is the world of Shinobi guys.
May: Wow! This is gonna be awesome.
Eli: It sure will be and I can't wait to see how Nico kicks Orochimaru's ass.
Nico: That will be awesome.
Me: And I have a Rant to make up for with an evil Sasuke while we're here because I was so RUDELY Interrupted!
Lana: Yeah!
Nico: Yeah but I'm glad we're doing this one.
Maria: Me too.
Kaina Tsutsumi: So this is the world of Shinobi that you know J.D.?
Me: Yep and it took place 150,000 years into the future. A lot has changed in that time frame all because of an apocalyptic event that happened in the year 3000 that we prevented.
Lola: It's all true.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sakura.
Sakura Haruno: No problem Nico. It's always so fun to go on a great rescue with you.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: By the way Sakura how did you meet Naruto if I might ask?
Sakura Haruno: You have J.D. to thank for that. It was a really awesome adventure.
I told them everything about what happened in 150,000 years and everything that happened and how and why and when I was done everyone was shocked.
Tsuyu: Whoa man! That is amazing and strange.
Sakura Haruno: Yeah.
Nico: J.D., I know Huxley Prescott interrupted your rant before. But is that really important than the people of Griffin Rock apologizing to us? Everyone but you, Girl Jordan, and the Louds Kids have gotten over it by now.
Me: Nico I'm really happy that the people of Griffin Rock, Girl Jordan and the Loud Kids have gotten over that and I'm glad that our plan worked perfectly for that but you know how awesome my rants are. But I absolutely hate it when someone interrupts me when I get the action going with an Evil Sasuke by starting it with the rant. I consider it rude and unfair for me.
Nico: Mmm yeah that's true there. No objections to that.
Sakura Haruno: I actually like those rants too.
Camie: What are the rants he does?
Me: You'll see it in a few minutes Camie.
Eli: Yeah my brother made this really awesome rant for when he goes after an Evil Sasuke.
Nico: Don't take this personally. But I doubt you're doing this rant just because you're pissed at Evil Sasuke. No. You're also doing this rant because you're angry at yourself for giving Team Buktu an opportunity to almost complete their plan.
Me: Well that and also I find it fun to do.
Nico: Oh.
Me: And quite frankly I was angry about that but not anymore. I let that go.
Nico: That's good.
Me: I'm sorry if I made you think I'm mad but I'm not. I'm just upset that my rant was interrupted.
Nico: Oh. Well as long as you can get it out of your system.
Sakura Haruno: That's assuming the girl we're rescuing today hasn't killed the Evil Sasuke here already.
Nico: Don't worry Sakura.
Eli: I sense she hasn't.
I then felt a strong energy.
Me: I know that energy. That's our old friend Orochimaru.
Nico: Now's my turn for some fun. J.D. you face Evil Sasuke and I'll face Orochimaru. Fair enough?
Me: Fair enough completely.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to the bridge.
Nico: I even have something in this box to make my fight easier.
Me: What is it?
Nico: You'll see it soon.
Me: Oh.
Nico: Let's take a look at what they're doing.
Me: Okay.
We hid and we saw Naruto with the 9-Tails Cloak and he had one tail.
Nico: So that's the power of the 9-Tails Chakra. Its incredible.
Me: Naruto doesn't know how to control it yet.
Sakura Haruno: Yeah.
Me: But don't worry. We're ready in case things go south.
Orochimaru came back with his face mangled up.
Me: Orochimaru has always been a monster that really pisses me off. But when I used the Black Gates on him he was out of my life for good.
Nico: Test subject?
Kabuto: Test subject? Who exactly is this guy?
Orochimaru: Years ago when I still walked amongst the fools of the Hidden Leaf Village, I sought the power of the shinobi who is not only the ultimate Wood Style Ninjutsu master but also the one who had total control over tailed beasts: The First Hokage. (Chuckles) I extracted some DNA Samples from the First's Remains and conducted an experiment. Implanting genetic components into the cells of 60 worthy children. But their bodies violently rejected the treatment. They perished in rapid succession one after another. Just as I was closing the book on the subject, someone stumbled onto one of my other experiments. I was forced to flee, leaving my laboratory exactly as it was. I thought all the test subjects had succumbed. I never dreamed there would be any survivors.
Nico: So that's how Yamato got his power.
Me: Yes. He was artificially engrafted with the First Hokage's powers. And he is the lone survivor of that incredibly fucked up crime against nature.
Camie: That is crazy.
Me: It was.
Kabuto: How fascinating. We're looking at the end result of your work all those years ago. You can observe the fruits of your labor.
Orochimaru: There's no question he's intriguing. But I wonder more about Sasuke. He needs to stretch his wings. Maybe we could put his growth to the test by pitting him against Naruto here.
Nico: Too bad Sasuke has already been called on dibs by another!
Nico walked onto the bridge with his Super Saiyan aura ablaze and he had lightning surging in it and his power was rising fast.
Nico: Thanks for the info. Now, here's a little friend for you to play with! (opens box to reveal a mongoose)
Orochimaru: (Gasp)
It lept out and bit Orochimaru on the nose! OUCH!
Me: (SNICKERS)
Nico: The mongoose! Snakes' worst enemy!
Orochimaru was howling in pain from the bite!
Kabuto got the Mongoose off and put it in the forest.
Nico: Now you have me as your enemy too.
Nico then unleashed the ultimate extent of his power and went Super Saiyan 5.
Nico: Sasuke is soon going to be dead and you and Kabuto with him. I will not let your crimes against nature go unpunished anymore! Justice has finally caught up to you, you motherfucking pieces of shit! (FLARES UP AURA WITH INCREDIBLE POWER!)
LIGHTNING STRUCK ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM THE SKY AND AROUND NICO AND HIS POWER WAS RISING FAST! THE GROUND WAS SHAKING VIOLENTLY AND THE AIR FELT LIKE IT WAS ALL ON FIRE AS THE WIND WAS BLOWING FAST!
Me: Whoa! What power!
Camie: Incredible!
Eli: Wow! Orochimaru just pissed off Nico big time.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Unbelievable!
Nico had eyes burning with intense fury and power at the insidious Sannin Madman! Then…
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A massive explosion of energy blasted part of the bridge away as the explosion completely engulfed it! Then Nico held out his hand and fired an incredibly powerful energy blast that moved too fast for Orochimaru and Kabuto to react and it engulfed them both and obliterated them in an instant!
Me: WHOA!
Tsuyu: That was too easy!
Nico picked up the mongoose as we came out.
Nico: And no, I'm not keeping this mongoose. Otherwise, Poromon and Poliwag will be jealous. This mongoose is going to Lana.
Me: Good thinking but wow! Nico you destroyed Orochimaru and Kabuto with ease.
Nico: Yep.
Lana: I'll gladly keep him Nico thanks.
Nico: You're welcome.
Sakura Haruno: Now Orochimaru has officially bit the dust.
Me: But we're not through yet.
I concentrated and sensed Sasuke's energy.
Me: That way.
Nico: Lets go.
We flew and went we arrived at a grassy meadow in the Land of Fangs and dug underground and we were in Orochimaru's hideout.
Nico: This must be it.
Me: Yep.
Eli: And I sense that our gene-slammer friend is close too.
Me: First let me have my fun.
Nico: Okay.
We went into the hideout.
Sakura: What are you going to name the mongoose?
Lana: Kerry. She is cute.
Sakura Haruno: Aww.
Me: I sense Sasuke.
I looked around a corner and saw in a main room with a snake THE EVIL SASUKE!
Me: (Whispers) There he is. Shh. Watch this guys. Now I don't want any interruptions this time.
Nico nodded.
I flared up my power.
Evil Sasuke: Where is that snake! I don't like to wait!
An energy blast was fired at him and it slammed into him and smashed him into the wall and exploded!
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He came out of the rubble.
I appeared and I was in my Super Angel Xelnaga Infinity Form.
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING COSMIC ELEMENTAL VOICE) Nice to see you Evil Sasuke. I have unfinished business with you that I never got to finish because I was so RUDELY Interrupted.
Evil Sasuke then had his eyes glow red with incredible rage!
Evil Sasuke: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR! WE ARE THE UCHIHA AND WE ARE THE STRONGEST AND THE ELITE!
Me: (To Evil Sasuke) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
RAGE - NARUTO SHIPPUDEN MOVIE 2 OST - RAGE PLAYS AT 2:18
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Nico: Kerry, don't run at the fucking-
Lola: Let him, Nico. At least he waited until the rant was done.
Lana: His ran is done.
Nico: Oh.
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Camie: WHOA! What power!
Sirius: Wow! This is getting intense!
Nico: Yep.
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
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Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!
Me: You will never have my power.
Evil Sasuke then raised his right arm up and then I threw an energy disk and it slashed his right arm clean off! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MONSTER!
Me: I've been called worse.
Tsuyu: Does Evil Sasuke always talk like this?
Nico: Yeah pretty much.
Me: You don't know how to love anyone Sasuke. All you care about is nothing but yourself.
Kerry bit Evil Sasuke on the ass.
CRUNCH!
Evil Sasuke: YEOWCH!
Lana then teleported and grabbed Kerry.
I kneed him in the face.
?: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
A figure came out and it was An Evolved Appoplexian!
Nico: An Evolved Appoplexian!
It mercilessly beat up Evil Sasuke all over the place with incredible fury!
Nico: YEAH!
Evolved Appoplexian: (In a girls voice) You are feeling the pain of being beat up by a girl!
Nico: Daniella King!? Whoa!
I then teleported and stabbed Evil Sasuke all the way through his black heart!
Me: This is for everything you have done! Go to hell and stay there you motherfucking son of a fucking bitch!
I then slashed him all the way in half and sliced and diced him into a thousand pieces and then I fired a pitch black energy blast of the Black Gates and he was banished to oblivion forever!
Evil Sasuke was obliterated forever and Orochimaru's quest to gain immortality and all the jutsu in the world was over.
Daniella King reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes.
Nico: AWESOME! Daniella it's awesome to see you.
Daniella King: You too Nico. You guys were incredible.
Me: Awesome to meet you Daniella.
Daniella King: Same to you J.D.
Sakura Haruno: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Daniella King: My favorite would have to be in Gym Class when me and Nico ganged up on a huge big bully we had in Wrestling and we smashed every single bone in his body.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: That was awesome.
Nico and Daniella hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Daniella King: Me too my wrestling partner.
May: That was awesome. J.D. have you gotten it out of your system?
Me: Yes I have. WHEW! I am glad I did too.
Camie: That was so awesome!
Momo: Yeah you were amazing J.D.!
Me: Thanks. But wait to you see what is about to happen in the Live Action Transformer World later today.
Nico: Yep.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Ino are heading to the world of Transformers: Beast Machines, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're also going to go to Cybertron, reformat Savage/Noble, contain and lock up Megatron's Orange Evil Spark, save all the Transformers there from themselves as well as create a balance, and turn Cyberyron into a Technorganic Paradise.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of Transformers: Beast Machines, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're also going to go to the Beast Machines version of Cybertron, reformat Savage/Noble, contain and lock up Megatron's Orange Evil Spark, save all of the Transformers there from themselves as well as create a balance, and turn Cyberyron into a Technorganic Paradise.
Nico: That's right, big guy, and it's also perfect because today's the day of Starlight Glimmer's special mission.
Me: Taking down Megatron, Starscream, and the Fallen of the Live Actions Transformers world, along with taking down Cemetery Wind, this is going to be an epic and dangerous battle to save the Live Action Transformers universe.
Lincoln: That's right. And thanks for joining us, Ino.
Ino: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.
We arrived at the Beast Machines version of Cybertron, and we saw that the Transformers there are trapped in their beast forms without any upgrades they gained during the Beast Wars, and they were swiftly losing their memories of anything but each other, and forced to retreat deep underground, the Maximals discover the Oracle, a powerful supercomputer that reformats their bodies into new, even more powerful techno-organic forms. We then got to work saving them from themselves, and Nico showed his medal that he's now the new leader of the Decepticons after getting rid of Unicron, along with the G1 Megatron and Starscream, and the Decepticons are on the road of redemption. We then proceeded to save the Maximals from themselves and the Oracle gave them new and more powerful techno-organic forms, and we also made sure their memories are restored.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Savage/Noble, who's under Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark that's in him, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Savage/Noble, who's under Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark that's in him, and he's going to kill them.
?: (Estonian Accent) Let's get that monster!
Suddenly, we saw the Warrior Lady of the Wasteland appear before us.
Lincoln: That Estonian accent, I knew it was you, Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov. But, we'll have to talk later, we got to reformat Savage/Noble, and contain and lock up Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Savage/Noble and it hit him, and that allowed the eleven girls to get to safety. When Savage/Noble and the Orange Evil Spark of Beast Machine Megatron inside Savage/Noble saw us, he was incredibly enraged.
Lincoln: It's over, Beast Machines Megatron. Your days of warmongering are over.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, Jia Chong, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Linka (Captain Planet), Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Savage/Noble, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Savage/Noble.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Now, to contain Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark. EVIL SPARK CONTAINMENT!
Lincoln fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy, which extracted Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark, and he imprisoned and locked it up inside of a special Cybertronian containment device created to contain the Orange Evil Spark of Beast Machines Megatron, and it was imprisoned for all eternity. We then brought Savage/Noble to the Oracle, who then reformated him, and gave him a brand-new and more powerful techno-organic form, and his memories were also restored, and we transformed Cybertron into a Technorganic Paradise. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for the Beast Machines Megatron. (To Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov) And it's so good to see you again, Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing blonde hair, light green eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive green angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, and she's dressed in a sleeveless black vest, sleeveless green midriff top, brown shorts, stockings, brown knee-high leather combat boots, and long black sleeveless trenchcoat with sand dunes on the coattails, and Warrior Lady of the Wasteland on the back.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov and they hugged, and Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov, she was born in Estonia, but raised in the United States. She's a born adventurer and really skilled warrior and knows all about survival and knows how to survive in the most extreme of conditions, and she knows all about the wilderness. She is also one of the smartest and bravest of all the Guardian Angels, and this one time, she took on the worst of Lori's wrath, that ended with Lori getting the worst ever punishment Mom and Dad can dish out and it's not pretty.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Holy enchiladas, I hate to find out the worst ever punishment Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita gave Lori, and Helen lives up to her reputation, if she took on the worst of Lori's wrath.
Lincoln: And you'll love hearing about it, Nico. Oh, Helen, I also got you a little something.
Lincoln gave Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov a large Warrior Lady of the Wasteland-themed sword with Warrior Lady of the Wasteland etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large green angel wings for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large green gem with green angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts links and green crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Helen.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Kunagisa Tomo, Aikawa Jun, Akagami Iria, Chiga Akari, Hikari, and Teruko A.K.A The Chiga Triplets, Handa Rei, Himena Maki, Ibuki Kanami, Sashirono Yayoi, and Sonoyama Akane from Kubikiri Cycle: Aoiro Savant to Zaregotozukai.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kunagisa Tomo, Aikawa Jun, Akagami Iria, Chiga Akari, Hikari, and Teruko A.K.A The Chiga Triplets, Handa Rei, Himena Maki, Ibuki Kanami, Sashirono Yayoi, and Sonoyama Akane.
Nico: From Kubikiri Cycle: Aoiro Savant to Zaregotozukai, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kunagisa Tomo: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kunagisa Tomo and the ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Savage/Noble who was possessed by Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark, heir faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Kunagisa Tomo: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kunagisa Tomo: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kunagisa Tomo, Aikawa Jun, Akagami Iria, Chiga Akari, Hikari, and Teruko A.K.A The Chiga Triplets, Handa Rei, Himena Maki, Ibuki Kanami, Sashirono Yayoi, and Sonoyama Akane with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We head back to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone about our rescue in the world of Transformers: Beast Machines, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Savage/Noble, who was possessed by Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in saving all the Transformers there from themselves, along wiht creating a balance, removing Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark and reformatting Savage/Noble, and turning Cybertron into a Technorganic Paradise, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Lincoln had the Cybertronian containment device that has Beast Machines Megatron's Orange Evil Spark inside it locked up in our vault, and it was put under maximum security, so he can never be released.
After our Cybertronian adventure, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Helen, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Helen, how did you take on the worst of Lori's wrath that gave her the worst ever punishment Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita can dish out?
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) It's not going to be a pretty one, Nico. One time, I was heading to The Loud House to help Lincoln with learning some survival skills. But, then, as I was getting near Lincoln's home, I heard the sound of objects crashing in The Loud House, and I heard the sound of screaming of terror inside the house, and I knew who it was that made that sound: it was Lincoln, and the screaming of rage and murder I also heard could only come from one person: Lori, and when I got in, I saw Lincoln running in horror and terror, and behind him was Lori, and her eyes were red with rage and demonic rage. Lincoln told me he accidentally dropped Lori's phone, and it got a crack on the screen, and when Lori saw it, she went full all-out ballistic, and worst still, she had a knife in her hand, and she was going to kill him. Everyone hid in terror from Lori's wrath, and I wasn't going to let that psychopath get away with murder. So, I used my survival training and combat skills, and I took her head on, and Lori wasn't a match for me, and then, I hogtied her to the ground. Then, Lincoln ran up to me, and he hugged me tight, and he cried his little heart out, and I returned the hug. The crisis was over, and after Lincoln explained the accident, Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita knew he went through Hell when Lori tried to kill him, and they were so mad at Lori, they grounded her for a whole year, and she lost her cellphone privileges, along with her driving privileges for a year.
We gasped at the magnitude of the punishment Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita gave her.
Nico: (Stunned) Holy crap!
Lynn Sr.: Yeah, it was bad, Nico, real bad.
Rita: But, like Helen said, it was an accident. After that incident, Lincoln had some serious nightmares of that day, and Helen stayed to comfort him.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Something like that could really scar someone for who knows how long.
Lincoln: Not that long, my nightmares eventually stopped two weeks later, Nico.
Nico: That's proof that you came out of that stronger than ever, Lincoln.
Luna: He sure did, dude, and that's proof that not even the worst of Lori's wrath could put a dent into Lincoln's resolve, and if anyone messes with him and around his Guardian Angels, they'd better write out their wills.
Nico: Before they get their asses kicked big time.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Now, I'm really glad Mr. Shark, Lincoln, and Lori took care of Dark Lori at Chen Cang long ago. Out of all the worst things Dark Lori forced Lori to do, I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
TLPS Mr. Shark: Big time.
Nico: And thanks to Lincoln putting the Dark Sides under the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, they aren't getting out anytime soon. But, we still got Dark Lynn to take care of, and when we find out just how that animal escaped, Lincoln, I hope you turn her into an inside-out human sausage for all of the crap she put you through.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Oh, trust me, Nico, turning her into an inside-out human sausage will be the least of her worries.
Everyone: Uh oh.
Lynn: Yikes, when Lincoln says something like that, you definitely know it's very serious.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready for their beach date, this time, they are heading to Emerald Coast in Sonic's world.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble, Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Lincoln's kids were all dressed in swimsuits in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Thunder Sparkle: We're ready, Dad.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids left the World Tree Estate, and they arrive at Emerald Coast in Sonic's world.
Starburst Aurora: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, Dad?
Lincoln: That's right, Starburst Aurora, Sonic told me about Emerald Coast, and it's perfect for our date, and it's also perfect before we head out for your mom's special mission.
Starlight Glimmer: That's right, Linky, this is going to be so awesome.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dived right into the waters, and they really enjoyed it. Plus, Lincoln got a deep tissue massage from the girls in his harem, and he returned the favor and he gave the girls a deep tissue massage in return, and he also helped out the kids as well. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion, and his kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your beach dates?
Lincoln: Awesome, Nico. We went to Emerald Coast in Sonic's world.
Sonic the Hedgehog: I knew it.
Tails: And you guys had a lot of fun there.
Starlight Glimmer: We sure did, Tails.
Later it was time for Stella's 3rd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Stella and Chalmers. Besides Animated Optimus and 4 Rabbids?
Lincoln: Me and my siblings will go.
Lori: It'll be an honor.
May: Me and Maria too.
Maria: Yeah!
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Chalmers: It'll be awesome to meet the Kaito Riders of Kiba.
Nico: It sure will. Lets head on out!
Stella: Here we go!
We were off to Japan.
We landed in Japan.
Wataru: Hey guys!
Stella: Wataru, meet my archenemy.
Chalmer: It's an honor. Gary Chalmers, former Superintendant of the Springfield, Oregon School District.
Lincoln: Awesome to meet you too. My name is Lincoln Loud and these are my siblings.
Lori: Literally awesome to meet you. I'm Lori.
Leni; My name is Leni.
Luna: Sup dudes. I'm Luna.
Luan: I'm Luan.
Lynn: I'm Lynn.
Lyra: I'm Lyra.
Liberty: I'm Liberty.
Linka: I'm Linka.
Lee: I'm Lee.
Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy.
Laney: I'm Laney.
Lana: I'm Lana.
Lola: I'm Lola.
Lisa Loud: Greetings, I'm Lisa.
Lily: And I'm Lily.
Nico: Yes their mom and dad all thought it was cute if all their names began with the letter L.
Me: (Whispers in Wataru's ear) Their parents are also part of a family that never heard of condoms before.
The Kiva Kamen Riders snickered.
May: I'm May and I'm Nico's wife.
Maria: I'm Maria Rockell, 2nd in Command of the Redemption Squad.
Animated Optimus: And my name is Optimus Prime, Leader of the Autobots.
Nico: This is the Animated version of Optimus Prime. We have 4 versions of Optimus with us now.
Me: The G1, Cybertron, Aligned and Animated versions and later we're going to meet the Live Action version of him.
Nico: It's our big mission for later today.
Wataru: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys.
May: Same here.
Wataru: (to Chalmers) So, do you have any powers or abilities that are useful in battle?
Chalmers: Well I don't unfortunately but I am skilled with a blaster.
He pulled out an Electromagnetic Railgun.
Nico: Awesome.
Eli: Yeah it sure is cool.
Chalmers: Thanks.
Me: Glad to see that Twilight's blasters are useful for the M.O.E.
Chalmers: They sure are.
Me: Also there's something you should know. Have you all ever heard about the Destruction of Springfield, Oregon?
Wataru: You mean that evil town that was destroyed years ago? Yeah we sure have.
Me: Yeah that was horrible.
Nico: I've nearly come up with the perfect layout for the Kiva team. It'll consist of Wataru, Taiga, Keisuke, Stella, and J.D.. We just need 1 more of Wataru's friends.
Me: How about Yuri Aso?
Nico: She was from 36 years ago.
Me: Oh right.
Wataru: I think I know the perfect final member for the team layout.
Nico: Let me guess. Masao?
Wataru: Yep.
Me: Perfect.
Masao: Nice to meet you guys. You all can just call me Kamen Rider Neo Kiva.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Masao.
Nico: Same here.
Stella: This is gonna be so awesome.
Lori: I can't wait to literally smash the Fangire into shattered glass.
Luan: Those guys will Shatter into dust! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed at her joke while the rest of Luan's siblings groaned in annoyance.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Masao: I thought it was funny.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
We heard an explosion!
Me: Lets go get them!
We went to face the Fangire.
Keisuke: Who are we facing now?
We arrived at the park and we saw THORN FANGIRE, BEETLE FANGIRE and ZEBRA FANGIRE!
Nico: Thorn, Beetle and Zebra Fangire!
Stella: Henshin!
Wataru, Masao, Keisuke and Taiga: HENSHIN!
They transformed!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: I think I'll take them on the old fashioned way.
I went Super Angel 30,000.
Me: Haven't used this form in a while.
Laney: (Unsheathes her Scythe) Time for the Grim Reaper to claim some Fangire!
Beetle Fangire: (sees Chalmers) A yellow man in a business suit? He'll be easy to kill!
Chalmer: Chew on this you bad FANGIRE!
He fired a blast of lightning from his blaster and smashed him down.
Me: And this too! SWORD OF THE SACRED FLAME! 聖なる炎の犠牲の剣
I formed a sword of blue sacred fire and slashed the Beetle Fangire's legs off!
Beetle Fangire: WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!
He tried to regenerate his legs but nothing happened!
Beetle Fangire: Why am I not regenerating my limbs!?
Me: My Sacred Fire Sword is made of pure holy fire and because you are dark and evil it made sure you are done for.
Laney slashed the Beetle Fangire and shattered it!
Keisuke: Time to go Rising Ixa!
Keisuke's device: Rising!
He went into RISING ISA!
Lana: AWESOME!
Lola: So awesome!
Keisuke: Thanks guys.
Eli: Now watch this one! STINGRAY OF THE WATER FLAME! 邪悪な王の犠牲水アカエイの波
Eli fired a blast of water and ice as cold as the voids of space and it formed into a stingray and it flew over and enveloped Thorn Fangire and shattered him into a million pieces!
Wataru: Time for me and Keisuke to get rid of the final one.
Nico: Go for it!
Wataru and Keisuke had the Full Moon appear behind them and they jumped and smashed Zebra Fangire down and destroyed him!
Nico: You 3 Fangire have failed this city!
Eli: Yeah!
May: That is that!
We later came back.
May: It's a good thing the Live Action Cybertronians are joining us today. Because next time, Live Action Optimus is coming with.
Nico: Good idea.
We told everyone about what happened and it was awesome.
Varie: Wow that was awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Aylene then came.
Aylene C.: Guys thank goodness you got back! We got 3 new signals of Live Action Transformers going through the city.
We were off.
Babs Seed: The reports said that the lunatic was riding motorcycles around here.
Nico: Then lets go.
We flew down.
We saw a man laughing insanely with cops in his tail.
Motorcycle 1: (In a girls voice) Get your ugly butt off me!
Lunatic: (LAUGHING INSANELY) NO WAY TOOTS!
We flew by him.
Me: All right you nutbag! License and Registration!
Lunatic: How's this!?
He threw a grenade and I caught it and threw it and it hit the man in the back and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion sent him flying and he crashed right into a FIRE HYDRANT!
Nico: OOH OUCH!
He had all of his teeth knocked out and he was bleeding all from his gums!
Nico: OH MAN THAT MUST'VE HURT BAD!
The lunatic was put in a straitjacket and was locked up in the paddy wagon.
Tom Lair: Thanks guys. This guy deserved to be locked up. His name is Nathan Remington and he is extremely dangerous to everyone and himself.
Me: No problem Tom.
Irma: Glad we could help daddy.
They took him away.
Aylene: Excuse me. But you three wouldn't happen to be from another world, would you?
Motorcycle 1: Yes we are.
Live Action Barricade: Arcee, Chromia, and Elita One? Wow!
They transformed.
Nico: Cool! More Live Action Autobots.
Thunderblast: It's good to finally see some Live Action Autobots that are girls.
Live Action Arcee: And it's a good to see another girl too. Even though you're a Decepticon.
Thunderblast: It sure is.
Nico: But you three don't have to worry. I'm the new leader of the Decepticons and I'm leading them on the road to redemption.
Nico showed his Decepticon Leadership Medal.
Live Action Arcee: A Decepticon Leadership Medal!?
Live Action Elita One: How did you get that?
Nico: Long story on that.
Live Action Chromia: (to Live Action Ironhide) Ironhide! You're back!
Bluestreak: (laughs) Our Ironhide and Chromia are in a relationship too!
Nico: Talk about coincidental.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Yep. Same with Blackarachnia and Silverbolt.
Silverbolt (Beast Wars): It's true.
Blackarachnia: I think it's amazing too.
Nico: Yep.
Francis: (to Live Action Elita One) You won't have to wait long to reunite with Optimus. In fact, that reunion's gonna be today.
Live Action Elita One: Wow!
Nico: Yep. We're all going to the Live Action Transformer Universe in a few minutes. But there's someone that you probably will not like going with us.
Vypra and Sentinel Prime appeared!
Live Action Elita One: SENTINEL PRIME!
UH OH!
Nico: He has a lot to make up for when we get to the Live Action Transformers universe.
Then Whiteout, Dark Spicer, Vypra, Vanitas, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Calamitous, Electro, Grizzly and Griffin appeared.
Whiteout: Can me, Dark Spicer, Vypra, Vanitas, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Calamitous, Electro, Grizzly and Griffin go with you guys?
Vypra: I already appeared a few seconds ago.
Nico: But to answer your question yes you all can go with.
Sentinel Prime: It looks like the time has come.
Nico: Yes it sure has come.
Rhino: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to go meet one for Shellhead's kind next.
Lola: What kind of creature is Shellhead?
Ben: This is what he looks like.
He turned into Shellhead!
Ben: SHELLHEAD!
Shellhead is a six-limbed pill-bug like alien standing at 9 feet tall. He has four legs, two arms, a tail, and a large mouth. His eyes are found on opposite ends of its head, giving him binocular vision. The shell is located on the back where Shellhead can go hiding inside. The Omnitrix is located on his chest.
Nico: Whoa!
Shanan: So he is what's called an Armadillidiieon. They are Pillbug Aliens from the distant planet of Armadilis and it's located 82,000 light years away.
Nico: Whoa! That is cool.
Me: I was expecting Shellhead to be more turtle like.
Eli: Me too.
Me: Well lets get moving then.
Nico: Right. I'm ready! Lets get going guys!
Jetfire: (Australian Accent) We're ready mates.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, along with an army of energy signals, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Evil Starlight Glimmer, who's come back from the dead to take revenge on us for killing her last year during the April 12th War for Equestria, and she's also got an army of Equalists with her. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Evil Starlight Glimmer, and she's come back from the dead to take revenge on us for killing her last year during the April 12th War for Equestria, and she's also got an army of Equalists with her.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Oh, shit.
Me: That's not good.
Starlight Glimmer: I knew she wouldn't stay gone for good. But now, she's come back, and she's got an army of Equalists with her.
Twilight Sparkle: But, this time, she's not going to try and change history.
Lincoln: No, now she's just out for blood, and she's got murder on her mind.
Starlight Glimmer: Linky, if it's not...
Lincoln: You don't have to say anymore, Starlight. You and I are going to take down Evil Starlight Glimmer once and for all, and we'll also destroy her army of Equalists as well. Plus, I got a little something to also help out against the Equalists and Evil Starlight Glimmer.
Suddenly, the large orange gem on Lincoln's left golden cuff Bracelet of The Champions of the Universe glowed, and then, something appeared: it was the siphon device Aligned Starscream had. But, it got an awesome makeover: it now had orange and silver colors on it, along with elemental forces, thunderbirds, phoenixes, angels, and buffalo, and his cutie mark on the device.
Miko: Whoa, is that...?
Lincoln: Yep, Aligned Starscream's siphon device. After we had destroyed him and the other pure evil Aligned Decepticons last year, I took the siphon device with me and I began redesigning it to use only on pure evil villains. It took a lot of work, but it worked. But, then, as I put my hand on it, the device was suddenly absorbed into my body, and then, the large orange gem on my left golden cuff Bracelet of The Champions of the Universe started glowing, and the newly restored siphon device reappeared, but it's now in orange and silver with elemental forces, thunderbirds, phoenixes, angels, and buffalo on it, along with my cutie mark.
We were stunned and amazed at what Lincoln did. Suddenly, the large colored gems on our left large golden cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe glowed, and then, we saw we had the same restored siphon devices reappear, but they have our favorite colors on them, along with elemental forces, mythological animals, and our cutie marks on them.
Lori: And now, we also literally have the same siphon devices, but in our favorite colors, elemental forces, mythological animals, and our cutie marks on them.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, and this also gave our power and energy absorption powers an extra boost as well, so enemies of the universe, beware.
Me: Autobots…
Nico: Decepticons…
Me: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Nico: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!
I opened the portal to the Live Action Universe and we were off!
LIVE ACTION TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE
We arrived in the Live Action Universe.
Me: Here we are guys.
Laney: Wow! Just as amazing as I remember.
Electro: Well, this world doesn't seem too bad. Aside from the mass newspapers being wary about Cybertronians.
Nico: Appearances are deceiving Max. This world was tormented a lot.
Sentinel Prime: But it's great to be home.
Nico: Lets find Optimus and everyone.
We arrived at the base of the Autobots and it was amazing.
Inque: Hey there, Optimus!
Live Action Optimus: Everyone it's great to see you all and you too Starlight.
Starlight Glimmer: Same to you Optimus.
Live Action Jetfire: You're looking great young whippersnapper.
Live Action Optimus: Jetfire you are looking great too. Arcee, Chromia and Elita One! You're back too!
Live Action Arcee: Optimus it's great to be back.
Live Action Ironhide: Hey there, Bumblebee.
Live Action Bumblebee: Hey, Ironhide! You don't know how good it is to see you again.
Lennox: Annebelle's gonna be very happy to have you back, Ironhide.
Grizzly: I can tell she's very close to him.
Nico: Absolutely there.
Me: Yep. Oh Optimus, we owe you guys big time for helping us out in Chima last week.
Live Action Optimus: It was our pleasure J.D.
Me: Awesome. Also you may not like it but you know this face too.
They saw Sentinel Prime.
Nico: Uh oh.
Clayface: Optimus, before you start yelling at us, let me remind you that J.D., Starlight, Nico, and the rest told you about forgiving Sentinel.
Live Action Optimus: Yes I remember that.
Me: We found him on the planet Tatooine last year and he told us everything that happened.
Lori Jimenez: He's now my archenemy now.
Nico: Yep.
Sentinel Prime: Optimus, Everyone, I'm so sorry about everything I've done. I know it's gonna be a long time for you all to forgive me for everything I did to you all that lead this world into ruin and how it destroyed the relationships we had with the humans but I made a tremendous mistake and ruined everything for you all. So from the bottom of the spark I carry I am so sorry.
Bane, Killer Croc, Abomination and Gator Ghoul appeared.
Live Action Crosshairs: Is it time for the usual battles already?
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Not quite. Though it is my turn today.
Zs'Skayr: Bane, Croc, Abomination, and Gator Ghoul are here as security for us when we go to the press conference.
Nico: We're going to have a press conference in Washington D.C. here and we're going to tell everyone here that this discrimination feud between you guys and everyone here that this has gone on long enough.
Eli: Yeah it's not right for both worlds.
Poromon got out 4 beer bottles.
Cade Yeager: Oh, don't tell me that's-
Poromon: 4 bottles of beer!
Bai Tza: Are those for the human allies of the Autobots?
Poliwag: Yep. I think they're old enough.
Nico: Okay.
Cade Yeager: Thanks. Want some Optimus?
Live Action Optimus: Thank you but we don't drink beer.
Live Action Bumblebee: Yeah we don't drink beer like humans can.
Poromon: Oh right.
Epps: (to the mascots) Though if you guys want to get drunk during the press conference, go ahead. It'll make it funny.
Poromon: We'll try not to make a scene.
Nico: Good.
Eli: We better get a move on then.
Nico: Agreed. Optimus, Bane, Gator Ghoul, Croc and Abomination are going to provide extra security measures.
Croc: It's true.
Live Action Optimus: Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
Live Action Optimus: (to Optimus) It is an honor to meet other versions of me. Though I am curious. How does your Cyber Key power work?
Optimus: Um... is this really the best time to-
Aligned Optimus: It is an appropriate question. After all, none of us were able to do that before meeting you and the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: That is true.
Optimus Prime: I think it's really amazing myself.
Nico: The Cyber Planet Keys are the powers of the Transformers that live on a planet.
Nico told him all about it and it was amazing.
Live Action Optimus: Amazing!
Animated Optimus: Honestly, I feel like I'm the lame one out of all of us. I mean, in my world, me and my team have never fought Unicron before.
Optimus: Can we go back to the part where you're lame? Because you aren't.
Live Action Optimus: Indeed. You are just as impressive as the three of us.
Aligned Optimus: Just because you have not fought Unicorn doesn't mean you are inferior.
Nico: That's right. You are just as awesome a leader as your counterparts we know. They are all cool.
Laney: Yeah they sure are.
Eli: All the Versions of Optimus Prime we know are awesome.
Optimus Primal: That is for sure. I may be your descendant but you all are still amazing.
Me: Yeah.
We arrived at the Capitol Building.
Nico: Okay you four. You know what to do.
Bane saluted and we went in and we had a press conference going on.
Maria: Hello, everyone. We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And we gathered you all to say-
Vanitas: What the Fuck's your problem with Cybertronians?!
Maria: What he said.
Nico: We are really disappointed in all of you for lashing out and showing such abhorrent and incredibly disgusting discrimination to all the Cybertronians after everything they have done for you all and this is how you repay them all! You people fucking disgust us!
John Keller: You have every right to be disappointed in us. In fact, when Cemetery Wind's crimes were exposed, we were very disgusted. And I didn't want to cut ties with the Autobots. But everyone else held them accountable for the destruction of Chicago.
Charlotte Mearing: Believe me, I came to respect the Autobots for everything they've done for us. But me, Keller, and everyone else's were tied.
Riku: Hard to argue with that point.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But let me lay down the laws with all of those that did turn against them! Sure Sentinel Prime betrayed you all but it was the stress of war that got to his head! The war with the Autobots and the Decepticons raged on for over 8 million years and the countless eons of fighting really hurt not just human beings but Autobots and Decepticons too!
Me: That's right! Take it from us. We've seen the kinds of horrors and terrible atrocities that come from war and they are not pretty! Many people die and it's awful!
Galloway: Are you kidding me?! Have you forgotten all the destruction and property damage these machines have caused?! The last few years without them were the best ones of my life!
Lennox: Galloway, after how you tried to shut us down during the Fallen crap, I don't think you get to talk.
Epps: Yeah! Who's side are you on?!
Galloway: I'm on the side of the world's governments. Look who you're standing with! Bane, Killer Croc, Abomination, and- (gestures to Gator Ghoul) Whoever the fuck that is!
Gator Ghoul: (insulted) Am I really not that well known to others?
Griffin: Easy, buddy. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Little did we know that the mascots were drinking beer nearby.
Poromon: This is getting awesome.
Poliwag: Yeah it sure is.
Galloway: (gestures to Sentinel) And let's not forget that this one over here was the one responsible for the destruction of Chicago!
Xion: Okay. You ARE right about that.
Seymour Simmons: But I'm guessing he's had a change of heart. (to Sentinel) Right, Fire Truck?
Sentinel Prime: Yes I have. I have realized what a horrible level of damage I have caused because of all the fighting that has gone on for eons.
Nico: It's a really ugly story.
Lori Jimenez: Yeah but he's now a frenemy of ours.
Galloway: It doesn't matter! I don't care what you all say! None of you robots belong here! And honestly? After that whole Chicago shitfest, none of you ever did!
Vypra: You don't get to decide that, Galloway.
Me: Yeah buddy! That is not your call!
Nico: You have no right to make that call after what happened!
Galloway: (to Simmons) You should be backing me up here! After all, you used to be part of Sector 7, who tried to experiment on those robots!
Simmons: Yeah, well, here's the thing: I've come to appreciate all they've done. And honestly, if I was still part of Sector 7, I would've changed how they did things!
Maria: You tell him! (to Lennox) You honestly did a good thing tricking Galloway into ejecting himself out of that plane.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: It sure was. And Galloway if you ever come after our Cybertronian Friends, we'll make sure you wind up in the same kind of situation as your pal Attinger.
Nico: In the Neptune Prison forever!
Galloway: Attinger is dead!
Me: Not anymore. He's now in our prison system forever after we found him in our garbage dump.
William: (sees the drunk mascots) And here comes the part where things get funny.
Nico: Oh great.
Poromon: (Slurred Speech) Yeah you stupid fucking moron!
Poliwag: (Slurred Speech) You shut up you stupid fucking son of a bitch!
Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) Yeah Mr. I-Think-I-Know-Everything-About-Nothing! Come here!
POW!
Manaphy punched him in the face and gave him a black eye.
Galloway: That was assault! (to Keller) Have those 4 arrested as well as the robots melted down for scrap!
Keller: Why? They're just saying what's on our minds right now.
Nico: And besides you have no right to make any calls right now! From now on and forever more, the entirety of the Cybertronians of this world are hereby placed into the protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Galloway: WHAT!?
Everyone but Galloway cheered wildly!
William: So what do you say, Keller? Do you and the president of this world want to give the whole alliance with the Autobots another shot?
Lennox: (pouts) Hey! What about me and Epps?
Me: Okay you too as well.
Keller: Sure why not.
The President of the United States came.
President: And officers arrest Galloway for treason!
They did so.
Me: We'll make sure he gets locked up into prison with his buddy Attinger.
Number 7: (to Live Action Optimus) Optimus, I think it's time you finished that conversation Sentinel started.
Live Action Optimus: I agree there and thank you all so much for helping us rebuild our alliance with everyone.
Me: It was our pleasure Optimus.
Meanwhile, Live Action Laserbeak had just snuck into the NEST Base and saw General Morshower watching the monitors, unaware of his presence.
UH OH!
Lennox: (answers comlink) General Morshower. What is it?
General Morshower: Lennox, I fear this might be the last conversation I have with you.
Lennox: What are you talking about?
General Morshower: Laserbeak's here!
Lennox: What?! Hold on! J.D. will get you out of there!
General Morshower: Too late! It has been an honor fighting alongside you and Optimus, Lennox. Now, finish this war once and for all! (fires gun at Live Action Laserbeak) SEND MEGATRON AND THE FALLEN OFF TO HELL!
Live Action Laserbeak was too fast though and shot Morshower in the shoulder with his weapons.
Live Action Laserbeak: Any last words, human?
Morshower: Actually, yes. (chuckles) God bless us, everyone! (presses button)
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
We felt and saw a huge massive explosion!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Eli: What was that!?
Nico: Guys, I felt something. Morshower's life energy... it's gone.
Live Action Drift: He must have activated the base's self destruction to take Laserbeak down with him.
Me: Oh no.
Eli: Morshower died a true hero.
Starlight Glimmer: Morshower! NO! (BREAKS DOWN CRYING)
Lincoln comforted her.
Me: Oh Morshower. (Tears stream down my face)
Charlotte Mearing: Look, I know that Morshower was a good man. But there's nothing we can do about his death right now. You guys may have just lost a friend. But today, you got back several more. And now, if we want to avenge Morshower, you need to get rid of Megatron and the Fallen once and for all. So, are you guys just gonna keep feeling sad. Or do you what you guys do best?
Batch: That... actually was a good speech.
Me: That was very motivational.
Nico: It sure was. But we're not going to let Morshower's sacrifice be in vain! We're going to honor him and do what we do best!
Lennox: And that is to kick Decepticon butt! His last words were to send Megatron and the Fallen to hell!
Me: And that's exactly what we're going to do.
Calamitous: Ironhide, I hope you realize that this might be the last time you'll get to use your cannons on Decepticons.
Ironhide: I know but it will all be worth it.
Nico: It's going to be awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: We're going to stop Megatron and the Fallen for good.
Maria called in the members for their turn.
Then Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Shiv, Webstor, Eccentro, Firefly, Ebon and Pete appeared.
Nico: Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Shiv, Webstor, Eccentro, Firefly, Ebon and Pete.
Firefly: We got your message. Is General Morshower really-?
Bane: Unfortunately, he is.
Me: Yeah he sacrificed his life to destroy Laserbeak of this world.
Ebon: (to Live Action Optimus) I'm sorry, Optimus. But I promise. You guys aren't gonna lose anymore friends.
Live Action Optimus: Thank you all.
Shiv: (to Nico) Heard you fought an Evil Sasuke.
Nico: We sure did.
Hydro Man: I guess this makes up for J.D.'s interrupted rant.
Me: Yes it does and I'm glad I got it out of my system.
Camie: But it was so awesome and amazing to see.
Sirius: Yeah it sure was!
?: Boy that must've been cool.
A figure came out and it was STENCH from episodes 26 & 27 of SPD!
Using a pirated quantum enhancer, Stench breaks into the Delta Base and steals schematics for S.W.A.T. Mode. Using his new armor, he takes on the Red Ranger and his Battlizer. He is eventually stopped by the Power Rangers using S.W.A.T. Mode.
Jack Landors: STENCH!
Stench: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You broke into the Delta Base and stole the schematics for the S.W.A.T. Mode!
Stench: Yep! Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Jack Landors: I want to thank you, Stench.
Stench: For what?
Jack Landors: Me and my team facing you and your buddy was the first time we used SWAT Mode.
Me: That was awesome!
Laney: Boy it sure was.
Me: Oh and Live Action Optimus and Animated Optimus we have your archenemies picked for you.
Big Footfalls were felt and out came GIANT RALPH from Animaniacs and BABY BOWSER from Yoshi's Island!
Giant Ralph - The Warners And The Beanstalk
The Warners star in their version of the classic fairy tale with Hello Nurse as the harp and Ralph T. Guard as the giant. At one point in the story, the Warners convince the giant to eat gold eggs and meat instead of them, in the style of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham.
Baby Bowser
Baby Bowser, also known as Prince Bowser, is a major antagonist in the Mario videogame series, acting as the central antagonist of the Yoshi series and as a minor antagonist in Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. He is Bowser from his days as a child and is not to be confused with Bowser Jr., who in turn is Bowser's only child. He is the archenemy of Baby Marioand the entire Yoshi species.
He is voiced by Caety Sagoian, who also voices Bowser Jr.
Yoshi series Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Kamek's actions in this game were driven by a prediction of Baby Bowser's future, where he saw that Mario and Luigi will defeat him in many of his future endeavours (which became true on countless occasions). Baby Bowser makes his first physical appearance as the final boss of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. Appearing at the end of his castle as Kamek demands Yoshi to hand Baby Mario to him, Baby Bowser complains at the current noise, crushes and throws Kamek aside, and demands to ride the "gween donkey." His first battle has him use a ground-pound to make shockwaves, and he can jump on Yoshi's back if Baby Mario is thrown off. After the tiny tyrant is beaten, Kamek uses his magic to make him grow to a gigantic size.
The second phase begins in what remains of his room. The now massive tyke sends down debris to destroy part of the floor, breathes fireballs, and stomps his way to Yoshi. If Baby Bowser gets too close to Yoshi, he destroys the ground, sealing Yoshi's fate. The player must get the large eggs the Baron Von Zepplin's carry to throw at Baby Bowser. After this in done enough times, he returns to his normal size and is defeated. Scooping up the young ruler, Kamek swears revenge on Yoshi, as Yoshi gets to the stork to deliver Baby Mario to him.
Yoshi's Story
In this game, Baby Bowser swipes the Super Happy Tree to rob the land of joy and turns the island into a pop-up book. At the end of their journey, they find Baby Bowser in his castle, challenging the Yoshi's to a duel. In the battle, Yoshi must shoot Bob-ombs at Baby Bowser as he rides him. In the second part of the battle, Baby Bowser attacks by shooting fireballs, throwing bombs, and making shock-waves. After several more hits, the young tyrant surrenders, weeping as he's carried back by his Toadies and saying that the fruit didn't taste good regardless.
Yoshi's Island DS
In Yoshi's Island DS, Baby Bowser is relaxing in his fortress when his adult version warps in, wanting to steal the star children to control the universe. Stolen by the future version of Kamek, Baby Bowser gets kicked out for insulting his older self.
In the fall, he vows vengeance and shouts that both versions are the same, to no avail. Noticing Baby Mario, he tells him he saw his brother in Bowser's Castle. After this, he teams up with Yoshi for the world to "kick some major enemy butt, of course!" With Baby Bowser, Yoshi trades his ability to swallow his foes for having Baby Bowser being able to spit fire, defeating his foes and melting ice. He leaves when Big Guy the Stilted is defeated, and tries to hitchhike on Future Kamek's broom, only to fall from a weak grip.
Later, he rejoins Yoshi's party with Baby Bowser later rejoins Yoshi's group with Baby Wario, but betrays the group when they get to Bowser's Castle, thinking they want his treasure. After a small fight, a defeated Baby Bowser is carried back by Kamek. After Bowser is defeated, Baby Bowser falls on a large collection of money, fighting over it with Wario.
Yoshi's New Island
Baby Bowser returns in this game after not being seen for seven years, wanting to turn Egg Island into a resort. At the end of the game, a similar scene of him awakening from slumber and fighting Yoshi begins, with him turning giant after. After he is beaten, his future self reappears, making Yoshi defeat him.
Yoshi's Woolly World
In this game, Baby Bowser wants to have enough yarn to make himself a castle. In this battle, Yoshi must attack Baby Bowser by throwing a yarn ball at him and then ground-pounding him. After the first phase, Kamek makes him a giant using the Wonder Wool. In this phase, Yoshi must unravel giant yarn balls to get smaller yarn balls to throw at eight weak-points, shown as magenta Wonder Wools on Baby Bowser's body. After this, Baby Bowser is taken back by Kamek to the moon, before Kamek is scared by Poochy, causing him to drop the tyke.
Yoshi's Crafted World
Baby Bowser and Kamek are once more the main antagonists in Yoshi's Crafted World. In this game, he steals the Sundream Stone with Kamek, wanting to find the five Dream Gems from it. However, while trying to steal if from the Yoshis and struggling over it, the gems in it end up flying out and scatter across the island, so the Yoshis set out to find and recover them to restore the Stone before they can. Baby Bowser joins Kamek in the quest, dismantling the train in the first level and making the bosses. He is also the final boss of the game, with his phases being inside a large robot and then growing to a large size once more.
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Baby Bowser currently makes his only appearance in the Mario & Luigi series in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time as the secondary antagonist. First appearing to try and snatch Baby Peach, only to be defeated by the Baby Mario Brothers. However, Shroobs attack Peach's Castle immediately after this, ironically forcing Baby Bowser to save everyone on his Koopa Cruiser. The Koopa Cruiser is pursued by the Shroobs and passes over Hollijolli Village, where Baby Bowser rescues the adult Mario Bros. (who have been sent back in time), but he only does this to stop Baby Peach's crying.
When everyone is on board, Baby Bowser gets a message from Princess Shroob, who destroys the Koopa Cruiser, which crash lands the young tyrant back into his fortress. Both versions of the Mario Bros. team up and take the first Cobalt Star piece from a treasure chest his castle, which angers the young prince and causes him to betray them. Tracking down both versions of Mario Bros. to the Vim Factory, he steals the two Cobalt Star Shards out of revenge.
Later, Baby Bowser heads to Yoshi's Island with Kamek, where he hoards a large pile of Yoshi Cookies. After heading to the other side of the peak of the mountain he is on, the Baby Brothers devour the Yoshi Cookies, much to Baby Bowser's fury. The Bros fight Kamek, who is defeated as the young prince runs off. Baby Bowser is cornered and devours the Cobalt Star Shards as revenge, before all parties being ironically eaten by Yoob. Inside the beast, Baby Bowser is put inside a Yoob Egg. After the brothers defeat Sunnycide, Baby Bowser is freed with the other Yoshis.
Back on the island, he lies about the scenario, saying that he was the one who saved them. Praising him as a hero, the Yoshi's give him all their cookies. As the Mario Bros. and Toadbert inform them about the truth, Baby Bowser gets sick on the cookies, upchucking the Cobalt Star Shards before the pieces knock him into the sky.
Baby Bowser later reappears in Thwomp Volcano, where he meets his future self, who has been sent back through the time portals. The two Bowsers do not recognize each other and argue, but team up after discovering their mutual hatred of the Mario Bros. After being defeated by the Mario Bros, they are thrown upwards by a Thwomp Elevator. As Bowser falls back through the time portal, Baby Bowser shouts he will become more stronger and more evil than his future self before landing on the Shroob Mothership.
He then returns after Princess Shroob is defeated to once again claim the Cobalt Star for himself. Although he is warned, he puts together the Cobalt Star Shards, freeing Elder Princess Shroob, who turns him into a poison Shroob Mushroom. After the alien monarch is defeated, the unconscious Baby Bowser is transformed to normal by Baby Luigi's tears, accidentally providing the cure to save the Mushroom Kingdom. In the end, Baby Bowser returns to his castle with Kamek, lamenting about his lost treasure.
Yakko: Giant Ralph!
Nicole: And Baby Bowser from Yoshi's Island! Wow!
Bowser: Wow is that me as a baby? Aw I forgot how cute I looked back then.
Bowser Jr.: You were adorable then pop.
Baby Bowser: Is that me? Wow! I wook amazing.
Nico: Wow! Also ever since 1995 he always packed a fiery wallop.
Nicole: That's right Nico. So awesome.
Sentinel Prime: And I'll have my battle for show.
We got the battles underway.
Lola Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Fantastic 4, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Nico's rescue
Firefly was first.
Firefly: (to Lola) Did Nico really bring a pet mongoose on his rescue? I hope Poromon and Poliwag don't get jealous!
Lola: He sure did and Lana is keeping it. It was really funny when it bit Orochimaru and Evil Sasuke!
They laughed.
Sunset Shimmer: That was really awesome.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it sure was funny.
Sunburn: Yeah it sure was cool too.
Mr. Fantastic: We all got a great kick out of that one.
Invisible Woman: Yeah we sure did.
Firefly: That was really awesome and amusing. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Lola: OH YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Laney Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Mysticons, Venom and Rhino VS Bane - Lincoln's Rescue
Bane was next.
Bane: (to Laney) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Beast Machines. How was it?
Laney: It went really well and we captured Megatron's Spark and locked it up for good.
Fluttershy: That was really awesome.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it was amazing to see.
Stealth Elf: It was great and now his spark is locked up forever.
Arkayna: Yeah thank goodness for that.
Zarya: It sure was awesome.
Bane: Perfect way to prepare for this. Lets do it!
Laney: ZENKAI CHANGE!
She turned into her Green Goseiger Zenkaiger Form!
Laney: MEGAFORCE POWER! ZENKAI POWER! ゼンカイガーパワー
Bane: BUENA!
Laney: WOW! This is so cool!
Fluttershy: Laney you look so amazing as a Zenkaiger.
Tornado: Boy you sure do Laney! Green is perfect for it! Darn shame there isn't a Green Megaforce Ranger for real.
Laney: Yeah.
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.
Laney: TAKE THAT!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Lily Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, W.I.T.C.H., Inque and Rubberband Man VS Ebon - Meeting a Warrior Lady of The Wasteland and General Morshower's sacrifice
Ebon was next.
Ebon: (to Lily) I heard you guys met a Warrior Lady of The Wasteland gene-slammer. (solemnly) But before you tell me her name, I think we should have a moment of silence to honor General Morshower's sacrifice.
Lily: Agreed.
They took off their hats and put their hands on their chests and had a moment of silence for him. It was done 30 seconds later.
Lily: Anyway to answer yes we did and her name is Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov. She's from Estonia.
Starlight Glimmer: She is really awesome and she is a wilderness and mountain survival specialist.
Cozy Glow: She is really awesome at learning all about survival. She even stood up to Lori and got her in trouble for a year.
FLASHBACK
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Helen, how did you take on the worst of Lori's wrath that gave her the worst ever punishment Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita can dish out?
Helen Lorelai Novamenchikov: (Estonian Accent) It's not going to be a pretty one, Nico. One time, I was heading to The Loud House to help Lincoln with learning some survival skills. But, then, as I was getting near Lincoln's home, I heard the sound of objects crashing in The Loud House, and I heard the sound of screaming of terror inside the house, and I knew who it was that made that sound: it was Lincoln, and the screaming of rage and murder I also heard could only come from one person: Lori, and when I got in, I saw Lincoln running in horror and terror, and behind him was Lori, and her eyes were red with rage and demonic rage. Lincoln told me he accidentally dropped Lori's phone, and it got a crack on the screen, and when Lori saw it, she went full all-out ballistic, and worst still, she had a knife in her hand, and she was going to kill him. Everyone hid in terror from Lori's wrath, and I wasn't going to let that psychopath get away with murder. So, I used my survival training and combat skills, and I took her head on, and Lori wasn't a match for me, and then, I hogtied her to the ground. Then, Lincoln ran up to me, and he hugged me tight, and he cried his little heart out, and I returned the hug. The crisis was over, and after Lincoln explained the accident, Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita knew he went through Hell when Lori tried to kill him, and they were so mad at Lori, they grounded her for a whole year, and she lost her cellphone privileges, along with her driving privileges for a year.
We gasped at the magnitude of the punishment Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita gave her.
Nico: (Stunned) Holy crap!
Lynn Sr.: Yeah, it was bad, Nico, real bad.
Rita: But, like Helen said, it was an accident. After that incident, Lincoln had some serious nightmares of that day, and Helen stayed to comfort him.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Something like that could really scar someone for who knows how long.
Lincoln: Not that long, my nightmares eventually stopped two weeks later, Nico.
Nico: That's proof that you came out of that stronger than ever, Lincoln.
Luna: He sure did, dude, and that's proof that not even the worst of Lori's wrath could put a dent into Lincoln's resolve, and if anyone messes with him and around his Guardian Angels, they'd better write out their wills.
Nico: Before they get their asses kicked big time.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Now, I'm really glad Mr. Shark, Lincoln, and Lori took care of Dark Lori at Chen Cang long ago. Out of all the worst things Dark Lori forced Lori to do, I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
TLPS Mr. Shark: Big time.
Nico: And thanks to Lincoln putting the Dark Sides under the Crystal Dragon's Vengeance Curse, they aren't getting out anytime soon. But, we still got Dark Lynn to take care of, and when we find out just how that animal escaped, Lincoln, I hope you turn her into an inside-out human sausage for all of the crap she put you through.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Oh, trust me, Nico, turning her into an inside-out human sausage will be the least of her worries.
Everyone: Uh oh.
Lynn: Yikes, when Lincoln says something like that, you definitely know it's very serious.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Ebon: My goodness! Getting punished for a year? That sounds like overkill but wow!
Hex: No kidding. But that is amazing.
Will Vandom: We all are glad that Helen stepped in.
Ebon: No kidding there! Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, stars, lightning and bones and smashed him down.
Lily: OH YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Lynn Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Planes (2013), Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv - Me making up for my interrupted rant
Shiv was next.
Shiv: (to Lynn) J.D. made up for his previous interrupted rant. But personally, I accept the apologies of the Griffin Rock Citizens.
Lynn Loud: I did too and that was a great plan J.D. and Nico concocted for it.
Rainbow Dash: But it was great that we brought down Team Buktu like that.
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome.
Whirlwind: It was awesome.
Dusty: It was awesome and cool to see.
Shiv: It sure was cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lava, wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Lynn Loud: WOO! LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Luna Loud, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man - Awesome Press Conference
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man: (to Luna) That was an awesome Press Conference. (laughs) Especially the drunk part!
Luna Loud: Yeah that was great dudes!
Rarity: Oh indeed it was darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was funny. I hope we have more situations like that for where the Mascots can do stuff like that.
Gill Grunt: Me too. That was really awesome.
Peach: Yeah it was awesome.
Hydro Man: That was awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.
Luna Loud: ROCKIN DUDES!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Lucy Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Dark Signers, Riku and Demona VS Webstor - Stella's Ambassador Mission
Webstor was next.
Webstor: (to Lucy) I heard Stella had her third Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Lucy Loud: It was really awesome and we got to take down 3 Fangire too.
Princess Luna: It was really fun from what we were told.
Moondust: Yeah that was really awesome to see.
Snowdrop: It sure was awesome.
Gari: Yeah that was so awesome.
Blackout: Yeah it sure was cool.
Carly Atlas: We all got a great thrill from hearing about it.
Misty Tredwell: I have a feeling the final mission will be awesome to see.
Webstor: It sure will. Lets do it!
Lucy Loud: Zenkai Change.
Lucy went Zenkaiger! She donned a black outfit for the Dairangers!
Lucy Loud: Zenkai Star Five. ゼンカイスターファイブ
Webstor: Wow! Lucy you look awesome for a Zenkaiger!
Lucy Loud: Thank you.
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Leni Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Rarity, Maria, Varie, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss - Megatron and the Fallen will pay for everything they did
King Hiss was next.
King Hiss: (to Leni) Megatron and the Fallen will pay for everything they did. But Optimus should take care of Megatron while we kill the Fallen.
Leni: That's right and he will pay big time! But in blood or cash?
Applejack: Leni they will pay dearly in blood.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure will!
Flashwing: It will be really painful too!
Rarity: I agree there darlings!
Maria: Same with me.
Varie: Yeah they have been asking for this for years.
King Hiss: I agree too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of apples, rock, earth, crystal and energy and smashed him down.
Leni: That was totes fun!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing!
Lori Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Sideshow Bob, Bart, Lisa, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard the Pig King - Starlight Glimmer's Ambassador Missions helped out a lot
Leonard was next.
Leonard: (to Lori) Starlight Glimmer's Ambassador Missions helped out a lot. Look at how many Decepticon members we have because of them.
Lori: They have literally prepared us for all of this and it is awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm really proud of Starlight. She has come a long way in her studies and everything.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy she sure has.
Sunny Starscout: I'm proud of her too.
Spyro: Boy we all are. Starlight Glimmer is a gifted diplomat.
Sideshow Bob: I am most proud of her too.
Bart: Same with me.
Lisa Simpson: We're proud of her too.
Leonard: I am too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind and magic and smashed him down.
Lori: Literally so fun!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Linka Loud, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Three Stooges, Luan, Eddy, Edd, Leni, Ed, Batch and Luxord VS Eccentro - Gallaway got what he deserved
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro: (to Linka) Gallaway got what he deserved. Especially after how he tried to shut NEST down during the first time the Fallen appeared.
Linka: Absolutely and people like Gallaway have no place in the world.
Pinkie Pie: You said it! There's no place for party poopers like that.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding.
Sprocket: They have no place in the world at all.
Moe: Yeah there's enough hate in the world already.
Luan: I agree there too.
Eddy: Same with me.
Eccentro: You said it guys! Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, metal, gears and energy and smashed him down.
Linka: TAKE THAT!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Penny, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Bubsy, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete - Glad we helped restore the alliance with the Transformers
Pete was next.
Pete: (to Penny) I'm glad we helped restore the alliance with the Transformers. Let's hope it stays that way!
Penny: Me too. It was awesome how we restored it too.
Princess Celestia: Yeah I agree too.
Amber Morning: It was awesome that we restored it.
Spotlight: I agree there too.
Bubsy: Yeah after so many years of fighting.
Pete: That is for sure. Lets do it!
They fired waves of diamonds and light and smashed him down.
Penny: RIGHT ON!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Live Action Optimus Prime VS Giant Ralph
Giant Ralph was next.
Live Action Optimus: The TV Show called Animaniacs was really funny back then in your time.
Giant Ralph: Yeah but it's a darn shame they cut me up.
Live Action Optimus slashed him and knocked him down.
Animated Optimus Prime VS Baby Bowser (Yoshi's Island)
Baby Bowser was next.
Baby Bowser: This will be much fun.
Animated Optimus: It sure will be fun.
Animated Optimus punched the ground and knocked him down.
Lori Jimenez VS Sentinel Prime
Sentinel Prime was next.
Sentinel Prime: It's good that Optimus and everyone forgave me.
Lori Jimenez: That is really good. I'm glad you are back on the side of the Autobots doing good too.
Lori slashed him down.
SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lana, Lisa, Lily and Lucy VS Stench
Stench was next.
Nico: Hope you know how to plug your nose.
Stench: Just because my name is Stench doesn't mean that I smell horrible.
Nico teleported and opened Stench's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Video Games, they're large swords with the symbols of the video game characters from decades ago etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
SPD Rangers: Ready! SPD EMERGENCY!
They transformed and were ready
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!
Nico: It's buttkicking time!
SPD Rangers: DELTA ENFORCERS!
The Rangers had their Delta Enforcers Ready!
Nico: First this. SPD MORPHER JUDGEMENT MODE!
Nico pressed a button and a timer came on. 30 seconds later the red X lit up.
Nico: GUILTY! FIRE!
The rangers fired energy blasts and the group fired elements and fire blasts and those blasts hit him all over first and then the Delta Enforcer Blasts all hit Stench and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was locked in a containment card!
Stench: Let me outta here!
Nico picked the containment card up.
Nico: Stench you have failed this world!
SPD Rangers: SHUTDOWN!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and cheered.
Cybertron Scourge: Now, to take the fight to Megatron. And finally put an end to the Cybertronian Wars throughout the Multiverse.
Nico: That's right Scourge! These wars have gone on for far too long and they need to end right now!
Me: Absolutely! 8 Million years is far too long for a war.
Mearing: That's right! The war with the Cybertronians has gone on for far too long and it needs to stop right now. It's time for humans to help the Autobots and the Decepticons to stop fighting and become friends. Just like what happened in Team Loud Phoenix Storm's universe!
We cheered for her.
Dark Spicer: (to Mearing) That was actually a nice pep talk.
Mearing: (in denial) Don't get any ideas. I only said that so the Autobots would get off their asses and stop moping. (sighs) I just want to be done with this war and its' consequences.
Dark Spicer: (pats Mearing on the back) You and me both, ma'am. You and me both.
Mearing: (glares at him) Since you're about to go into battle, I'll let you off with a warning about calling me that. Do I look like a ma'am to you?!
Dark Spicer: (Nervous laugh)
Dr. Starline appeared.
Dr. Starline: Hope I haven't missed anything.
Me: Nope you didn't.
Maria: Thanks for coming, Dr. Starline.
Dr. Starline: No problem everyone.
Nico: Now lets get ready. (Eyes Glow Red) Megatron, You and the Fallen have terrorized the galaxy and all of Cybertron for far too long! We're coming for you and you will pay for everything you have done!
We went to the base of Megatron and the Fallen.
Dr. Starline went up to Megatron and his Fallen.
The Fallen: Ah. One of the Masters of Evil has come to us.
Live Action Soundwave: You will pay for Laserbeak's death.
Dr. Starline: (glares at him) Oh, believe me. Me and my friends ARE paying for it!
Live Action Megatron: And who are your friends?
Then the spirits of the Masters of Evil Founders appeared and then swirled around them and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard as fireballs rained down all over the Fallen and burned them all over the place and we came out.
Nico: Megatron and The Fallen, your time has come!
Live Action Optimus Prime: You have terrorized the Galaxy for too long brother!
Shatter: Just when you Autobots regained all your friends, you lose another.
Live Action Bumblebee: That's the last one we'll ever lose because of this damn war.
Live Action Megatron: (to our Decepticons) You traitors will regret your betrayal!
Barricade: The only thing we regret was following you in the first place!
Me: You have survived for far too long Megatron!
Laney: You're going to pay for your crimes!
Nico: All of them! So many people have died all because of you all!
Live Action Starscream: Not gonna say any of your pathetic Kamen Rider lines?
Nico: (smirks) Actually, none come in mind today. Which is good. Saves me the embarassment!
Eddy used his blaster to destroy the Dark Orb the Fallen was holding.
Eddy: Now you can't revive anymore Decepticons!
Fallen: (chuckles) True. But I did manage to revive someone Witwicky knows.
Out of the shadows walks out Dylan Gould.
Dylan: (smirks) Hello, Witwicky.
Sam Witwicky: Dylan?!
Me: Dylan Gould.
Eli: Uh oh.
Carly Spencer: So, selling out the Earth for the Decepticons again, Dylan?! All they're trying to do is get the Earth destroyed!
Dylan Gould: It's business, Carly. There are always trade offs. Besides, who needs this Earth when there are more to conquer?
Nico: You're fucking insane!
Me: Yeah!
Eli: You are not a human Gould, you're a fucking monster!
Lana: Yeah! You gave up your humanity to become a monster!
Fallen: Grindors, attack!
An army of Grindors appeared.
Nico: Grindors this time!
Me: I had a feeling they would come.
Eli: Lets get them!
The Grindors jumped the Autobots and Decepticons.
The Live Action Autobots and Decepticons lay defeated at the hands of the Grindors.
Live Action Megatron: And so ends our rivalry, Prime. A shame. I wanted you to at least put up a fight.
Live Action Starscream: (Grabs Bumblebee) I think I'll make an example of you in front of all these humans.
Fallen: What a sorry state. The Autobots who fight for peace. The traitorous Decepticons who wish for peace through tyranny. It seems none of those goals will come true.
Starlight Glimmer: Where have I heard that before? (gasps) That's it!
DBZ Narrator: The Autobots who fight for peace. The Decepticons who fight for peace through tyranny. Whose side are you on?! And your answer is...
Starlight Glimmer and me: WE'LL SIDE WITH BOTH OF THEM!
Starlight Glimmer: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there! Lend them your strength! They get stronger with your support! Those who side with the Autobots! And those who side with the Decepticons! When "1,2", shout "Do your best"! Okay? 1,2...
All: DO YOUR BEST!
Starlight Glimmer: One more time! 1,2...
All: DO YOUR BEST!
Starlight Glimmer: Louder! 1,2...
All: DO YOUR BEST!
Live Action Starscream was about to finish Bumblebee off but he grabbed his fist.
Live Action Bumblebee: They're right! Decepticons and Autobots... when we work together, we become much stronger!
Bumblebee ducked as Barricade decked Starscream with his fist. Then, he and Bumblebee fired their weapons at Megatron, knocking him away from Optimus.
Nico: ALL RIGHT!
Live Action Optimus: You all did great. Your voices have reached out to us.
Live Action Ratchet: Who knew that we would be supported by so many people?
Live Action Ironhide: No way we can lose here.
Live Action Bumblebee: This time, we'll return the favor.
Live Action Jazz: We'll protect you guys. Your smiles and everything!
Nico: That is right!
Starlight Glimmer: Let me transform with you guys!
Scott: Go ahead, Starlight.
RPM Rangers: RPM, get in gear!
They transformed!
Scott Truman: "RPM Red!"
Flynn MacCallister: "RPM Blue!"
Summer Landsdown: "RPM Yellow!"
Ziggy: "RPM Green!"
Dillon: "RPM Black!"
Gem: "RPM Gold!"
Gemma: "RPM Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers RPM!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Suddenly, something within Starlight Glimmer's mind snapped, and her purple eyes turned neon light purple, and she's surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, magic, and bones, as she unholstered her Sword of Justice from her back, and as she approached Live Action Megatron, Starscream, and The Fallen, she left behind purple energy, stars, and bones with every step.
Starlight Glimmer: You three monsters really make me sick, you have tormented the lives of both the Autobots and the humans, and all for your sick desire to conquer the universe. (Getting Angry) But, what you three have done in causing even more discord and chaos when the world went to Hell, because of Cemetery Wind..., and now the Murder of General Morshower!? YOU THREE MONSTERS HAVE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, AND I'LL PERSONALLY SEND YOU THREE MECHANICAL BASTARDS FROM HELL TO THE SCRAPHEAP FOR THIS!
We gasped in shock at the extent of Starlight Glimmer's fury.
Lincoln: Whoa.
Me: Uh oh!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight's fury's been unleashed, and now, things are going to get really messy.
Eli: HIT THE DECK!
We ran for cover, and then, Starlight Glimmer screamed like a madwoman!
Starlight Glimmer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
And then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of energy and power blasted out around her and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, bones, and purple nebulae, surrounding the vortex, there was an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside of the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Starlight Glimmer emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)
Starlight Glimmer grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had neon light purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, bones, and purple nebulae surrounding her, Starlight Glimmer has an Alicorn with a star and bones emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Magic Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her Amulet of The Undead had an Alicorn pendant with the Magic Kanji in its hooves, her golden Amulet of Undead has purple gems on the gold lightning bolts from her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and purple crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, she now has an alicorn and they're holding the Magic Kanji. Starlight Glimmer has on a sleeveless light purple blouse with stars, purple nebulae, bones, and a light blue phoenix on it, blue pants, light purple leather combat boots with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with stars, purple nebulae, and bones on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and nebulae and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Undead Skylanders. Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark purple angel wings with light blue tips on the dark purple feathers, sprouted out from her back, Starlight Glimmer has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, Sword of the Redemption Squad, and Sword of Justice began merging together, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Starlight Glimmer's Nebula Sword of Magical Redemption and Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade with her cutie mark, stars, nebulae and bones etched on the blade, large purple alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple alicorn heads with light blue gems for eyes for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an alicorn for the belt buckle and light purple gems for the eyes and a large blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large light purple Spellbook of the Gods and the Universe and large light purple Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. she had on her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large light blue gem for the belt buckle, her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Starlight Glimmer, Alicorn Princess of Justice and The Undead Skylanders, Amazing Student of Twilight Sparkle, Emissary of Justice, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Starburst Aurora and Fireheart Flame, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table and The Redemption Squad, and Master of Magic and The Undead."
スターライトグリマー、正義のアリコーンプリンセスとアンデッドスカイランダーズ、トワイライトスパークルの素晴らしい学生、正義の使者、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、スターバーストオーロラとファイアハートフレイムの愛する母、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、終末23の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情のテーブルと償還隊の騎士団のメンバー、魔法とアンデッドのマスター
Starlight Glimmer was transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN 750,000,000,000 STELLAR UNDEAD COSMIC ALICORN OF UNDEAD JUSTICE AND COSMIC REDEMPTION!
We were amazed by Starlight Glimmer's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Live Action Megatron, Starscream, and The Fallen saw it, they tried to blast her, but Starlight Glimmer fired three powerful dark and light purple energy beams with bones, stars, nebulae, and alicorns, and they blast the chests of Live Action Megatron, Starscream, and The Fallen, and they screamed in excruciating pain.
Me: WHOA! Starlight transformed!
Lincoln: Awesome!
Nico: Wow! That was incredible! Starlight how do you feel?
Starlight Glimmer: (Divine Echoing Star Voice of Undead Fury and Justice) Incredible Nico. Now lets make these monsters pay for their crimes.
Gia: Let's get this party started!
Hailey Timaeus: We've had enough of you to last an eternity Megatron! I summon my dragon self and merge him with J.D.'s Nine Headed Dragon!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and then merged him with Nine Headed Dragon and they formed into a wicked awesome new monster. It was a dragon that had 500 Heads and it had 50 heads of each element! It was called 500 ELEMENT HEAD SUPER DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet the most powerful monster ever known: 500 Element Head Super Dragon!
Joan Critias: Now for this one! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Divine Punishment!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with the Counter Trap, Divine Punishment and they formed into a powerful red energy dragon with incredible power. It was called DIVINE JUDGEMENT DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Meet Divine Judgement Dragon!
Gina Hermos: And now me. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon!
Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon and they formed into a deadly and powerful scythe with a dark fire blade! It was called RED-EYES DARKNESS DRAGON INFERNO SCYTHE!
Gina Hermos: Meet the Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon Inferno Scythe!
Nico: AWESOME! Now for this.
Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared: (Turns Dials) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned ALL OF THE SUPER SENTAI RANGERS!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers!
Nico: EVERYONE! ATTACK!
We went at the Grindors and the Fallen!
Live Action Drift: (slices some Grindors with his sword) Sensei! You and the others focus on the main villains. We can handle the underlings!
Live Action Optimus: (nods with a smile) Thank you, Drift.
We fired waves of elements and energy and blasted them all over.
Flynn, Ziggy, Ironhide, Brawl, Bonecrusher, and Rachet were facing Dropkick and Shockwave.
Dropkick: I'll liquefy you all! (fires but they dodge their attacks)
Bonecrusher: Careful! One hit and we're dead!
Brawl: Got any ideas?
Ratchet: Leave that to me and Bonecrusher.
Ratchet fired at Dropkick stunning him long enough for Bonecrusher to grab and throw him at Shockwave, knocking both of them down.
Shockwave: Get off me, imbecile!
Ironhide: (he and Brawl charge up their weapons) Feelin lucky, punks?
Ironhide and Brawl fire their weapons.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
They were blasted all over the place.
Ziggy: Nice, Ironhide!
Ironhide: Thanks! And now-
Ratchet: Oh no, Ironhide! Before we make another move, you're letting me repair you!
Flynn: (chuckles) Just do what he says, lad.
Ironhide: Right!
CLANG!
He got hit on the head with a wrench.
Ironhead: OUCH! I said Right!
Summer, Dillon, Bumblebee, Barricade, Jazz, and Blackout were fighting Soundwave and Shatter.
Soundwave: The screams of your pain is music to my ears. (fires but they dodge)
Jazz: Bee, you and Barricade fire from the left. Me and Blackout will fire from the right.
Barricade: But what will you use?
Blackout: All we need- (he and Jazz grab Shatter)-is her!
Shatter: (gets thrown at Soundwave) What is this?!
Soundwave: (smacks Shatter aside) Out of the way, Shatter.
This left them open for Barricade and Bumblebee to fire at them, knocking them both down.
Bumblebee: That's for General Morshower, Decepticreeps!
They fired energy blasts and blasted Shatter and Soundwave and blasted them all over the place!
Armada Starscream, Pinkie Pie, Sam Witwicky, Gem, and Gemma were looking for the Fallen.
Armada Starscream: The Fallen should be around here somewhere.
Just then, Live Action Starscream landed in front of them while Dylan Gould approached them.
Live Action Starscream: Going somewhere?
Dylan: (gets out gun) You and I got unfinished business, Witwicky.
Pinkie Pie: We'll make this quick! We don't have time to be messing with you party poopers!
Just then, Dylan felt another gun point at him.
?: Howdy, partner. I'm gonna have to ask you to back away from my big sis.
Pinkie Pie: I know that voice anywhere. Rango!
Rango: Glad I came just in time.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
Rango: What do you guys say we take this two down together?
Pinkie PIe: With pleasure! These party poopers are going down!
Live Action Optimus and Live Action Megatron were facing off against each other.
Live Action Optimus: I never thought I'd be fighting you again, Megatron.
Live Action Megatron: As long as it's just the two of us, Prime, I'll look forward to it each and every time!
Just then, he barely avoided a shot from Aligned Megatron
Aligned Megatron: Mind if I join in?
Live Action Megatron: I don't remember inviting you, faker.
Aligned Megatron: You're the only faker here! (to Live Action Optimus) Prime, allow me to help you deal with this fool.
Live Action Optimus: (smiles) By all means.
Live Action Optimus and Aligned Megatron got ready for battle.
Live Action Optimus: At the end of this day, one will stand...
Aligned Megatron: And one shall fall!
Live Action Optimus: And it's going to be you brother!
The two of them charged at Live Action Megatron with him doing the same.
And they clashed and blasted him all over the place.
Scott Truman: Looks like you're always stuck fighting the stubborn ones.
Live Action Optimus: (chuckles) Believe me. I know.
Nico: Yeah!
We fired waves after waves of energy and blasted the Fallen and Megatron all over.
The Fallen: You dare challenge me?! I am a Prime!
Live Action Optimus: You abandoned that name when you slaughtered your brothers. And now my ancestry shall be avenged!
Me: That's right! And the only thing the Fallen should do is STAY DEAD!
We fired more energy blasts.
Scott Truman: Shark Attack Mode!
Me: KAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive Kamehameha Wave and the blasts all hit Megatron and the Fallen and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
When the smoke cleared they were both knocked down!
Nico: It over for you!
Kamengareth, Mudeenu, Intress, Enre Hep, Laarina, Lystone, Najarin, Lore, Drakness, Kughar, Quadore, and Vinta blasted and smashed Megatron and the Fallen all over.
Scott Truman: Can we play too?
Dark Spicer: (gives Dark Star Saber to Aligned Megatron) You'll need this.
Live Action Megatron: What is that?!
Aligned Megatron: (mockingly) Oh, nothing. Just the Dark Star Saber. I take it you don't have one here.
Dark turned into Stompasaurus Rex
Stompasaurus Rex: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked.
Nico: And we're going to all fuck you up!
Me: This is for General Morshower!
I fired a blast of energy and it hit Live Action Megatron and exploded!
Suddenly, an Engine Cell appeared in Scott's hands.
Scott Truman: A new Engine Cell?
Nico: Wait. This one has the Autobot and Decepticon Symbols on it!
Me: It's a Decepticon and Autobot Unity Engine Cell! Awesome!
RPM Rangers: RPM ENFORCER!
They formed the blaster.
Scott Truman: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATED!
They inserted it and it was SUPERCHARGED!
Nico: WHOA
Bluestreak, Aylene, Thunderblast and Babs Seed used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Bluestreak's electrical particle beam, Aylene and Babs's powers and turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon.
Bluestreak and Aylene: LIGHTNING JURASSIC BLAST!
Thunderblast and Babs Seed: THUNDERSHOT APPLE BLAST!
Dark Spicer and Slappy Squirrel: ASSKICKING NUT BOMBS!
Cardcaptors and Vypra: MAGIC OF DARKNESS BLAST!
Monster Rancher and Vanitas: MONSTERS RULE BLAST!
Ben 10 and Zs'Skayr: ALIENS OF FURY BLAST!
Number 7 and Mega Man: ROBOTS OF UNITY BLAST!
Calamitous and Star Fox: FURY OF THE LYLAT SYSTEM BLAST!
Electro and Kid Icarus: LIGHTNING ANGEL MEGASHOT!
Whiteout and Squirrels and Dogs: SQUIRRELS OF THE ROAD BLAST!
Grizzly and Siren Song Transformation: PHOENIX ANGEL SONG BLAST!
Griffin and Hernandez Sisters: SACRED BEAST MEGA BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Live Action Optimus Prime and Daniella King: ULTIMATE UNDEAD SUPER BLAST!
They fired waves of super powerful elemental and energy blasts.
Daniella King, Live Action Optimus Prime, Starlight Glimmer and Nico: ELEMENTS OF THE UNDEAD MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: AUTOBOT ELEMENT STYLE: OPTIMUS PRIME!
Sari Sumdac: AUTOBOT ELEMENT STYLE: BUMBLEBEE!
Jessica Shannon: AUTOBOT FIRE STYLE: SUNSTREAKER!
Entrapta: AUTOBOT LIGHTNING STYLE: PROWL!
Perfuma: AUTOBOT NATURE STYLE: GRIMLOCK!
Frosta: AUTOBOT ICE STYLE: BLUESTREAK!
Kyoko: AUTOBOT LIGHTNING STYLE: RATCHET!
Misako: AUTOBOT LAVA STYLE: BULKHEAD!
Kei: AUTOBOT FIRE STYLE: SIDESWIPE!
Yuri: AUTOBOT WATER STYLE: RED ALERT!
Mai Shiranui: DECEPTICON FIRE STYLE: MEGATRON!
Juri Han: DECEPTICON DARK STYLE: STARSCREAM!
Chronoa: DECEPTICON TIME STYLE: SOUNDWAVE!
Cassandra Alexandra: DECEPTICON FIRE STYLE: SHOCKWAVE!
Tyris Flare: DECEPTICON MAGIC STYLE: REFLECTOR!
Blaze Fielding: DECEPTICON FIRE STYLE: BLITZWING!
Ruby Rose: DECEPTICON ROSE STYLE: MOTORMASTER!
Weiss Schnee: DECEPTICON ICE STYLE: LUGNUT!
Blake Belladonna: DECEPTICON DARK STYLE: ASTROTRAIN!
Yang Xiao Long: DECEPTICON FIRE STYLE: SCORPONOK!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said Autobots and Decepticons.
Lincoln and his harem: TRANSFORMERS FINAL SMASH: CYBERTRON SPIRIT BOMB!
They fired a massive Spirit Bomb at Megatron and the Fallen (live action Transformers)!
RPM Rangers: RPM Enforcer!
Gem and Gemma: Skyshift Blazer!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts from the techniques, final smashes, combos and attacks all hit the Fallen and Megatron and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
They were knocked down!
Me: It's time to meet your fate Megatron!
Vector Prime: You'll need this J.D!
He gave me his sword!
Me: Thanks Vector Prime.
Live Action Megatron: What is that!?
Me: Your fate! We'll give you this one chance to surrender Megatron!
Live Action Megatron: You are all pathetic to the end.
Me: Very Well then this will be YOUR END!
I slashed Live Action Megatron with it!
Live Action Megatron: SUCH POWER!
He was knocked back from it!
Me: You will always lose Megatron! You think of nothing but destruction, none of your victories last, you care about nothing but yourself and no one will ever care about you! The Time has come to end your struggle once and for all!
Live Action Megatron: You're right J.D., We've waged this war for far too long!
Me: Only One shall stand and the other will fall and IT'S GOING TO BE YOU!
Live Action Megatron: NEVER!
He flew at me and I flared up my aura with incredible power and went at him!
Me: AT LAST THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE FREE OF YOUR EVIL FOREVER!
We roared at the top of our lungs and I THEN SKEWERED LIVE ACTION MEGATRON ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS EVIL BLACK SPARK!
Me: GO TO HELL!
HE SCREAMED IN AGONY AND THEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE AND FIERY EXPLOSION!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Live Action Megatron was blown into a million pieces and he was destroyed in an instant!
Nico: UNBELIEVABLE!
Eli: WHOA! Megatron has been destroyed!
Laney: Way to go J.D.!
Seeing that Megatron was dead because of me using Vector Prime's sword, the Fallen knew he had one last option left.
Fallen: Do you think you've all won?! You've only delayed the inevitable!
The Fallen grew GIANT!
Nico: Time to end this for good!
We summoned the Zords and they combined.
RPM Rangers: High Octane Megazord!
Gem and Gemma: Mach Megazord!
The Megazords were ready!
Fallen: You think those will scare me!?
Me: How about adding this for measure!?
A HUGE JET PLANE DRAGON APPEARED!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Meet the Startime Dragon Superzord!
Nico: COOL!
It fired a blast of fire from its mouth and blasted the Fallen all over and smashed him down.
Me: Now for the fun part! 91295334 Activate! RPM STARTIME SUPER ULTRAZORD SEQUENCE ENGAGE!
I had the RPM Zords merge with it and it formed into an awesome and brand new Super Ultrazord!
Me: RPM UNIVERSAL STARTIME SUPER ULTRAZORD! ONLINE!
I landed in the cockpit.
Scott Truman: Whoa! J.D. this is awesome!
Me: This is the RPM Universal Startime Super Ultrazord.
Flynn McCallister: Wow! You did really amazing laddie!
Summer Landsdown: It's awesome!
Me: Thanks. Now it's time to get rid of this son of a fucking bitch! I've had enough of Megatron and The Fallen to last an eternity!
Pinkie Pie fired her Party Cannon at Live Action Starscream while Rango fired his gun at Dylan Gould.
POOF BANG! BANG!
Confetti covered Live Action Starscream and then Pinkie Pie slashed Live Action Starscream in half with her sword and cleaved him in two!
Pinkie Pie: I want a piece of you? NO! I want two!
Rango blasted Dylan Gould in his legs and crippled him forever!
Rango: Nice use of Megatron's line from the first movie sis.
Pinkie Pie: Thank you. Now Gould is crippled.
They tied him up.
Rango: What do you wanna do while waiting?
Pinkie Pie: Lets watch the megazord battle!
Me: Now for the finishing shot! RPM STARBURST BLAST!
We fired a massive wave of energy and obliterated the Fallen and he was destroyed forever!
Me: Megatron and The Fallen, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS MULTIVERSE!
We regrouped.
Nico: Guys, I know the war just ended. But... I think it's only fair that we take a moment of silence to honor General Morshower's sacrifice.
Ebon: Me and Lily's group already did that.
Nico: This time, I'm talking about ALL of us.
Ebon: Oh.
Live Action Optimus was the first to take a knee. Following by Nico and then all of us.
We took off our hats and put our hands on our chests. Laney played Taps for General Morshower.
Live Action Optimus: I want to thank all of you for your help. Thanks to all of you, the war is finally over.
Webstor: It was no problem at all, Optimus.
Me: It was our pleasure.
King Hiss: At least now, you guys won't have to keep fighting Decepticons anymore.
Nico: That's for sure.
Leonard: (to Rango) You helped too.
Rango: I sure did.
Me: We owe you big time Rango.
Live Action Optimus: (to Rango) We will see you next month.
Rango: (smiles): I'm looking forward to it.
Me: See you in 9 days.
Live Action Optimus saluted Rango. In return, Rango tipped his hat to Live Action Optimus.
I saluted him.
Eccentro: I'm just sorry it took General Morshower's sacrifice to end the war for good.
Live Action Optimus: As sad as it is, he gave his life to make sure the Cybertronian Wars finally came to an end.
Me: Yeah that is for sure.
Pete: I get what you're saying. Megatron, the Fallen, and their goons deserve to be forgotten. But General Morshower? Hell no!
Me: Absolutely. When we get back home lets put up a statue in the park for General Morshower to honor his valor and courage.
Nico: Good idea.
?: I will have my revenge on all of you for ruining everything for me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lincoln: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Evil Starlight Glimmer.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Evil Starlight Glimmer, and with her was a massive army of Equalists.
Starlight Glimmer: I knew you'd one day return, Evil Starlight Glimmer.
Lincoln: We suspected that last year when the Evil Dazzlings came back from the dead, but they paid the price, and Abacus Cinch also came back, but she became a member of The Masters of Evil after we made her realize what she did was wrong. But, you, Evil Starlight Glimmer, you're nothing but evil both on the inside and outside, and you're nothing like the Starlight Glimmer we know and love, and whom I'm going to marry in the future.
Evil Starlight Glimmer: Then, the both of you can die here together! Equalists, DESTROY THEM ALL!
The massive army of Equalists charged out to attack us.
Lincoln: Now!
Lincoln and all of us used our siphon devices, and combined with our power and energy absorption powers, we sucked out the army of Equalists' energy, and it killed them, as we absorbed the energy and it made us stronger than ever, and this sent Evil Starlight Glimmer into a rage, and our siphon devices disappear back into the gems of our Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe.
Starlight Glimmer: The reworked siphon devices you've made worked like a charm, Linky, awesome. Now, to teach this imposter a lesson.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer's purple eyes turned neon light purple, and she's surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, magic, and bones, as she unholstered her Sword of Justice from her back, and as she approached Evil Starlight Glimmer, she left behind purple energy, stars, and bones with every step.
Starlight Glimmer: I would've thought that we'd finally be rid of you after we destroyed you last year during the April 12th War for Equestria, but you refuse to even take a hint. Evil Starlight Glimmer, as the Alicorn Princess of Justice and The Undead Skylanders, you are hereby sentenced to death for the crimes you've committed against Equestria.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, bones, and purple nebulae, surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside of the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Starlight Glimmer emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Starlight Glimmer grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had neon light purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, bones, and purple nebulae surrounding her, Starlight Glimmer has an Alicorn with a star and bones emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Magic Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her Amulet of The Undead had an Alicorn pendant with the Magic Kanji in its hooves, her golden Amulet of Undead has purple gems on the gold lightning bolts from her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and purple crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, she now has an alicorn and they're holding the Magic Kanji. Starlight Glimmer has on a sleeveless light purple blouse with stars, purple nebulae, bones, and a light blue phoenix on it, blue pants, light purple leather combat boots with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with stars, purple nebulae, and bones on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and nebulae and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Undead Skylanders. Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark purple angel wings with light blue tips on the dark purple feathers, sprouted out from her back, with bones, stars, and magic falling from the tips. Starlight Glimmer has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her right ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her left shoulder and the Corvus the Crow Constellation on her neck. Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, Sword of the Redemption Squad, and Sword of Justice began merging together, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Starlight Glimmer's Nebula Sword of Magical Redemption and Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade with her cutie mark, stars, nebulae and bones etched on the blade, large purple alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple alicorn heads with light blue gems for eyes for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light purple gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an alicorn for the belt buckle and light purple gems for the eyes and a large blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large light purple Spellbook of the Gods and the Universe and large light purple Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. she had on her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large light blue gem for the belt buckle, her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Starlight Glimmer, Alicorn Princess of Justice and The Undead Skylanders, Amazing Student of Twilight Sparkle, Emissary of Justice, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Starburst Aurora and Fireheart Flame, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table and The Redemption Squad, and Master of Magic and The Undead."
スターライトグリマー、正義のアリコーンプリンセスとアンデッドスカイランダーズ、トワイライトスパークルの素晴らしい学生、正義の使者、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、スターバーストオーロラとファイアハートフレイムの愛する母、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、終末23の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情のテーブルと償還隊の騎士団のメンバー、魔法とアンデッドのマスター
Starlight Glimmer was transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN INFINITY STELLAR UNDEAD COSMIC ALICORN OF UNDEAD JUSTICE AND COSMIC REDEMPTION!
We were amazed by Starlight Glimmer's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Evil Starlight Glimmer saw it, she fell into a rage and fired a blue energy beam from her horn, but Starlight Glimmer fired a powerful blast of ark and light purple energy beams with bones, stars, nebulae, and alicorns, and it hit Evil Starlight Glimmer, and it sent her flying into a wall.
Nico: Wow, Starlight Glimmer's now transformed into her Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity form, that's so awesome.
Me: This is going to be one awesome battle.
Lincoln: Wow, Starlight Glimmer, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Starlight Glimmer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Justice Alicorn and Divine Undead Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deliver our punishment on this cutie-mark hating imposter?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, my Alicorn Princess of Undead Justice.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Starlight Glimmer.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we ever deal with you, Evil Starlight Glimmer.
Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer went after Evil Starlight Glimmer, who continued firing blue energy beams at them, but they dodged them all, and Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark and light purple energy, bones, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Thunderbirds, Buffalo, Phoenixes, Angels, and Alicorns and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Evil Starlight Glimmer. Then, they attacked Evil Starlight Glimmer with their massive swords and they left scars on her, and they weren't healing.
Evil Starlight Glimmer sent more Equalists right at Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer, but they used their power and energy absorption powers, along with Lincoln's reworked siphon devices, and they sucked out and absorbed their energy and killed them all, and it sent Evil Starlight Glimmer into a rage, but before she could attack again, Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer used their reworked siphon devices, and they began sucking out all of Evil Starlight Glimmer's powers and magic and they absorbed it and it made them even stronger than ever. Evil Starlight tried to fire another blast from her horn, but she couldn't and she felt completely drained and weak.
Starlight Glimmer: She's been weakened, now's our chance.
Lincoln: Let's do it.
Suddenly, the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the massive Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on Lincoln's wider and more muscular back glowed, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on my sword, and Evil Starlight Glimmer was surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed on the ground, and Evil Starlight was chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and they found her guilty of her crimes, and the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at Evil Starlight Glimmer and Lincoln aimed his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Starlight Glimmer aimed her massive Starlight Glimmer's Nebula Sword of Magical Redemption and Justice at Evil Starlight Glimmer.
Starlight Glimmer: Evil Starlight Glimmer, you have been found guilty of your crimes against Equestria, and now, you will pay the price for your crimes.
Lincoln: And like I said, you're nothing but evil both on the inside and outside, and you're nothing like the true Starlight Glimmer we know and love, and whom I'm going to marry in the future. And now, it's time for you to die.
Starlight Glimmer and Lincoln: MANE 12 HARMONIOUS CUTIE MARK FINAL JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln and Starlight Glimmer fired massive rainbow and dark and light purple energy beams with elemental forces, magic, bones, Thunderbirds, Buffalo, Phoenixes, Angels, and Alicorns, and the energy images of The Mane 12 fired colored magic energy beams from their horns, and as they hit Evil Starlight Glimmer, they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and the explosions killed Evil Starlight Glimmer, and her spirit was condemned to The Black Gates, and her spirit was erased from existence by the spirits of those she's hurt. We cheered wildly for Starlight Glimmer and Lincoln, as they holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Starlight Glimmer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Starlight Glimmer: That's it for that evil monster, and this time, she's staying gone for good. Thanks for helping me with taking Evil Starlight Glimmer down, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Starlight Glimmer.
Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Starlight Glimmer's face, they kissed passionately as Starlight Glimmer wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and animals running across the field, along with being surrounded by the tombstones in the graveyard, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Wow, Starlight Glimmer, Lincoln, you two did an awesome job taking down Evil Starlight, and Lincoln, what was that attack you used on her?
Lincoln: That attack you all saw was known as The Mane 12 Harmonious Cutie Mark Final Judgement, it's a combo attack that I created against the truly irredeemable, and it involved me and The Mane 12. You guys saw the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on my wider and more muscular back glowing, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on J.D.'s sword and my Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony, and then, the target is surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed right on the ground, and they're then chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and if they're found guilty of their crimes, the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at them, and we aim our massive swords right at the target, and then, we fire massive energy beams from our swords and the energy images of The Mane 9 fire magic blasts from their horns, and once they hit the target, they'll be destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever.
We were amazed.
Nico: Whoa. Now, that's awesome.
Me: And it'll also work on the enemies of Equestria, should they try to escape from The Warp.
Lincoln: That's right, J.D.
Nico: Awesome! But this was an awesome adventure. We restored the relationships of the humans and the Cybertronians and put an end to 8 million+ years of fighting with the Autobots and the Decepticons.
Me: We sure did. And we brought an end to the people that hate Cybertronians and restored an awesome alliance.
Nico: Yep. And avenged a great hero that helped bring an end to eons of fighting.
Laney: We sure did.
Live Action Optimus: (To the viewers) At long last the wars between Autobots and Decepticons and the humans and Cybertronians has ended and we an now begin new lives of peace for both our worlds.
Nico: Yes we can. Great job everyone! And we've finally seen the last of Megatron the Terrible.
Eli: Yes we sure have.
Aligned Megatron: That is for sure.
Laney: Definitely.
We later went back home after merging the Live Action Transformers Earth with our Earth and we went to the park and built a statue in honor of General Morshower and he was the true hero of this entire mission. He was given a funeral. But also Cemetery Wind and the Transformers Reaction Force have been brought to justice. Also Dylan Gould was arrested and sent to the Neptune Prison. Dylan Gould was found guilty of his crimes and was sentenced to eternity in prison. Same with Galloway. We had a great adventure and we went to sleep after we got home. What a big day.
THE END
Another awesome adventure done.
WOOHOO! This was so awesome! The Live Action Transformers movies were some of the most awesome and most action packed movies ever made. This whole series of chapters for it started when Sentinel Prime told us all about what happened in that universe during the Race around Tatooine and from there we worked our way up to getting to this one. it was so awesome. Lots of awesome and huge stars were in this one and just like in 1984, Peter Cullen voiced Optimus Prime in the movie and Leonard Nimoy was Sentinel Prime. Lots of huge stars voiced the Transformers and they were awesome. For over 38 years, Transformers has been a popular show and series. The first part of the chapter was for Naruto Shippuden and we took down Orochimaru and Evil Sasuke. The second part was for the awesome sequel to Beast Wars Transformers from my childhood called Beast Machines and that was a really awesome series too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Nanette, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily head into the 2010 movie THE WOLFMAN and we're going to get ready for the future mission in October when we face The Wolfman and it'll be a battle of Werewolves. We're also going to meet an Armadilliieon Gene-Slammer named Wendy Traviston. Armadilliieons are Shellhead's species from Ben 10. Wendy Traviston is a master of Gymnastics and has amazing and powerful acrobatic skills. She is Nico's friend from gym class and is an Armadillidiieon gene-slammer. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Simpsons Episode called The Cartridge Family and they are going to battle THE ENTIRE SPRINGFIELD SOCCER RIOTS and they are also going to meet a gene-slammer for Old Entity Cthugua named Varya Pozhar and she is from Russia and she has amazing fire powers and is a powerful force of nature and an incredible guardian angel and she literally has Fire Angel Wings too. She faced the worst of Lynn's wrath and Lynn got the worst ever punishment any parent can ever muster put on her. She was sent to an insane asylum for 3 years because of what she did. The next chapter is gonna be a funny one as it starts a mini saga for Cow & Chicken as we don't have any episodes for that down. The first part is for the episode Happy Meat. With Chicken fed up with Ketchup food in the cafeteria, we're going to help Cow & Chicken operate a food cart called Cow & Chicken's Happy Meat and put the Red Guy out of business and battle him. We're going to also give everyone new food instead of monotonous ketchup foods.
See you all tomorrow!
