This chapter is based on the Cow and Chicken episode Happy Meat
In 19th Century London, Nico, Nanette, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were there because a series of really gruesome murders has been going on.
Lincoln: So we are in London in the 19th Century.
Lola: Yeah this will be awesome.
Me: I got a bad feeling about this guys. Something evil is going on here and I think it involves werewolves.
Nico: I have that same feeling too.
Eli: Me too.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Nanette.
Nanette: No problem Nico. This is always so fun going on a great rescue.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: Nanette, be honest. Do you think the finale to the Cybertronian Wars was just as epic as the fight against All for One?
Nanette: It was JUST AS EPIC 100%!
Me: It sure was! Especially when I stabbed Megatron through his black and twisted spark.
Eli: That was awesome bro!
Camie: Yeah it sure was.!
Nico: Yeah! Just like what Lily did with Megatron when we faced the Broccoloids.
Maria: That was so awesome.
Lily: That was really cool.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: And let's not forget the Cybertronian Engine Cell.
Eli: Yeah that was so cool.
Lola: I thought it was awesome too.
Sirius: Same here.
Camie: I agree and it was so awesome too.
Nico: Yep.
We then saw the house of the Talbot Residence.
Me: There's the Talbot House.
Eli: I sense trouble.
Me: Wait a second. We ARE dealing with werewolves. Lincoln, we're going to need to go Nocturnal for this one.
Lincoln: You read my mind J.D.
Me and Lincoln looked up and we saw the Full Moon and then we growled and our eyes glowed neon yellow and turned into slits and we grew fur and our ears turned pointed and then our teeth turned into fangs and we grew claws from our hands and feet and then grew wolf tails! Me and Lincoln turned into J.D. THE NOCTURNAL AND LINCOLN THE NOCTURNAL!
Me: (HOWLS)
Lincoln: (HOWLS)
We were ready!
Me: (Beastly Voice) This is gonna be good.
Nico: Your turn to transform, Nanette.
Nanette: Gladly!
Nanette concentrated and transformed. She turned insect like and turned into THUNDERLEGS!
Nico: YEAH!
Sirius: So awesome.
Tsuyu: Wow! Everyone is just full of surprises!
Camie: They sure are.
Eli: I sense trouble brewing in the house.
Nico: Lets go. We'll have to use the entrance in mansion.
We went at the mansion.
Thunderlegs: Tell me when it's entrance time.
Nico: Just about.
In the mansion, Sir John Talbot was beating his son Laurence up.
Sir John dragged him to the window.
Sir John: There. See her Laurence? Feel her presence, her power? It'll be here soon. Coming from Darkness to Light.
They were under the light of the full moon.
Laurence tackled him down.
Sir John: (Growling) You're an heir to my kingdom Laurence! You've always been an heir to my kingdom!
Sir John turned into A WOLFMAN AND ROARED! Laurence did the same too!
Then the spirits of the Loud House Girls swirled around them and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery blue explosion blasted through the windows and then a wolf howl was heard and then we jumped in and we saw SIR JOHN TALBOT AS A WEREWOLF! HE ROARED FEROCIOUSLY!
Me: (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY!)
Sir John roared and I kicked him down and Laurence got up and he was a WEREWOLF TOO!
Laurence: (ROARS FEROCIOUSLY!)
Lincoln: (ROARS FEROCIOUSLY)
Thunderlegs: Enough roaring! Let's fight already!
Camie: What she said!
I growled ferociously at Sir John.
Me: (GROWLS)
Sir John: (ROARS)
Me: Is that all you can do is roar?
Sir John: (ROARS)
Me: Guess so.
I slashed him across his face with my claws and Lincoln fired a blast of moonlight and it hit Laurence in his face and then…
CHOMP!
Lincoln bit him in the hand!
Laurence growled in pain and then Laurence reverted back to human!
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) The Curse is broken!
Nico: Yeah it is!
Thunderlegs: We're not done yet!
Thunderlegs fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Sir John.
?: Time to kick this monsters face to the curb!
An Armadillidiieon came in and did amazing flips and jumps and parkour moves and bit and spit John into the Fireplace and he was burning and on fire and I slashed him across his chest and then slashed his entire head off and killed him!
Nico: Good riddance!
Armadillidiieon: (In a girls voice) That's it for that monster.
Nico: Wendy Traviston? Whoa!
The Armadillidiieon reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and purple clothes.
Wendy Traviston: Awesome to see you Nico.
Me and Lincoln reverted back and so did Nanette.
Me: Wow that was awesome though.
Nico: Nanette, please tell me you're fully clothed.
Nanette: I am. J.D.'s spell that he put on the gene-slammers when we change works like a charm.
Nico: Amazing and cool.
Nanette: Yep.
Eli: That was a battle that went to the dogs.
Me: Yeah it sure did.
Nanette: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Wendy Traviston: My favorites would be in Gymnastics. I was doing awesome parkour and acrobatic moves off the walls and on the floor and I was really doing my stuff. But I saw this one case when a bully was picking on a kid and I grabbed her by her underwear and gave her a reverse cartwheel flagpole wedgie.
Nico: Wow! Been a long time since I saw that.
Me: WOW That is awesome!
Lana: What a move!
Sirius: That is amazingly acrobatic.
Nico: Wendy is a gymnastics and parkour master.
Me: That is incredible.
Eli: It sure is
Nico and Wendy hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Wendy Traviston: Me too Nico.
Eli: Uhh we better get home before the cops come.
Nico: Right. Lets go.
We went back home. It was an awesome way to get ready for the future mission for The Wolfman.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Sydney are heading to the Simulator, this time, it's at Springfield, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to battle the entire Springfield Soccer Riots. The Simulator activated, and we were in Springfield, but it's already in total chaos, thanks to the riot spreading to Springfield.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Springfield, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to battle the entire Springfield Soccer Riots.
Nico: That's right, big guy, and it looks like Springfield's already descended into chaos, thanks to the riot spreading.
Me: Damn, this is really out of control.
Lincoln: Yeah, and we can thank Groundskeeper Willie and three of his fellow Scotsmen for escalating the riot.
Nico: But, this also means we're also going to kill the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags here.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and thanks for joining us, Sydney.
Sydney: You're welcome, Lincoln. So, what's the plan?
Lincoln: We'll divide into groups: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily will take care of the rioters in the north, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret will take care of the rioters in the south, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, and TLPS Ms. Tarantula will take care of the rioters in the east, and me, Nico, J.D., Eli, Nicole, my harem, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and SydneyHeathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, and Leroy will take care of the rioters in the west, and once we hear the call for help, we'll take care of the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags.
Nico: Right, let's do this.
We divided into the groups Lincoln made, and we went off to take care of the rioters that are running loose in Springfield, and we got everyone to safety. Lincoln removed the control chip on Simulator Marge and we explained that Mr. Burns was the one who put that mind control chip on her, and that really shocked them, and they now want Burns and all those involved in the corruption of Springfield dead.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls there, and with one of them was a little girl, but they've been cornered by the evil versions of the Springfield Scumbags, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls here, and with one of them is a little girl, but they've been cornered by the evil versions of the Springfield Scumbags, and they're going to kill them.
?: (Russian Accent) Those miserable assholes, let's burn them all to the ground.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Old Entity Cthugua, appear before us.
Me: Whoa, the Duel Monster, Old Entity Cthugua, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Russian accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Varya Pohzar, but we'll have to talk later, we've got a bunch of scumbags to kill.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags and it hit them, and that allowed the eight girls and the little girl to get to safety. When the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags saw us, they were pissed off.
Lincoln: Oh, we're so going to enjoy getting rid of you lot once and for all, and what you were all about to do to those girls, we're going to make it even more painful.
incoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Sydney, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at the evil versions of the Springfield Scumbags, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Now, to give you all a proper send-off. ELEMENTAL CONGREGATION OF THE UNIVERSE!
Lincoln summoned black orbs with stars and nebulae in them and the cores are the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and he threw them and they smashed into the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags, and they exploded with incredible power, killing them and erasing them from existence when they were sent to the Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: Whoa, was that a new RaDos spell you used, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, I call it Elemental Congregation of The Universe, that's where I summon black orbs with stars and nebulae in them and the cores are the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic to smash into the enemy, and sends them to The Black Gates forever
Nico: That is cool!
Lincoln: That's it for this riot. (To Varya Pozhar) And it's so good to see you again, Varya Pozhar.
Varya Pozhar reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Fire Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive fire angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Old Entity Cthugua, and she's dressed in a dark yellow blouse, sleeveless red dress, yellow stockings, yellow knee-high boots, and long red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, and Old Entity Cthugua on the back.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Varya Pozhar and they hugged, and Varya Pozhar was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Varya Pozhar, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Russia, and you're also in for a surprise: she's a fire angel and she has incredibly strong fire powers and she literally has Fire Angel Wings too, and she's a powerful force of nature.
We were amazed by what Lincoln told us about Varya Pozhar.
Nico: Whoa, now that's really awesome.
Me: She definitely fits in with all those who use fire.
Lincoln: Plus, what also makes her an incredible Guardian Angel is that she's also known for taking the full force of Lynn at her worst and she faced the worst of Lynn's wrath and Lynn got the worst ever punishment any parent can ever muster put on her. She was sent to an insane asylum for 3 years because of what she did. She was also given the Moniker of "Embodiment of Cthugha" because she's not only a force of nature, but has been known to throw fireballs at her targets.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: What?! Lynn got sent to an insane asylum for three years, oh, I'm definitely hearing about this.
Me: Same here.
Lincoln: You guys aren't going to like this one bit. Oh, and I got you a little something Varya.
Lincoln gave Varya Pozhar a large Old Entity Cthugua-themed sword with Old Entity Cthugua etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large red gem with fire angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Varya Pozhar's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts links and red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Varya.
Varya Pozhar had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Varya Pozhar on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls and the little girl, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Amino Tokine, Minakami Kyouka, Takaragawa Hinata, Yamazumi Yoshie, and Yanagisawa Natsuko from Nazotokine, and Crimson Viper from Street Fighter, and accompanying Crimson Viper is her daughter Lauren.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Amino Tokine, Minakami Kyouka, Takaragawa Hinata, Yamazumi Yoshie, Yanagisawa Natsuko, and Crimson Viper.
Nico: From Nazotokine and Street Fighter, awesome.
Me: And that little girl accompanying Crimson Viper is her daughter, Lauren. Which means...
Lincoln: She'll now have a father in her life. Are you girls okay?
Amino Tokine: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Amino Tokine and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from the riots in Springfield and from the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags, Mr. Burns, and Quimby, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Amino Tokine: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Amino Tokine: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amino Tokine, Minakami Kyouka, Takaragawa Hinata, Yamazumi Yoshie, Yanagisawa Natsuko and Crimson Viper with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We exit the Simulator and we told everyone what we did in stopping the riot in Springfield, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did to them, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Varya Pozhar have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Lauren now has Lincoln as a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in her life.
After Lincoln's Simulator rescue in Springfield, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Varya Pozhar saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Varya, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Varya, how did you face the worst of Lynn's wrath, and it ended with Lynn getting the worst ever punishment, which was getting sent to an insane asylum for three years?
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. Three years ago, I was out walking throughout Royal Woods, and as I was passing through Franklin Avenue, I heard the sound of screaming coming from The Loud House. I busted the door down, and what I saw was too shocking for words, Lincoln was stabbed in the stomach by Lynn, who had a bloody knife in her hand, and Lincoln was loosing blood fast as I saw the pool of blood forming, and Lynn was going to finish him off. I got so angry at that bitch, I threw a powerful fireball at her, and it hit her and burned her badly, and then, I pummeled her badly and tied her up. We got Lincoln to the hospital, and I donated my blood to save Lincoln's life, but what I didn't know was that he'd also get fire powers. Back at the Loud House, Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita were so enraged at what Lynn did, and they decided on a severe punishment intended for her: she was sent to the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum in Lansing, Michigan for three years.
We gasped at the revelation.
Nico: (Stunned) Holy crap.
Me: (Stunned) Damn, I can't believe what Dark Lynn forced Lynn to do, that was so awful.
Lincoln: It was, guys, and Varya's right, I also did get fire powers when she donated her blood to save my life, watch.
Lincoln formed a powerful ball of fire in his large left hand, which then turned into a powerful ball of rainbow fire, because of the constant evolution of his powers, and we saw rainbow fire surrounded his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the massive deep sapphire blue feathers with stars in them, and we were stunned with awe.
Nico: Whoa, now that's so awesome.
Me: You said it, Nico, whoa. But, I got to ask, why didn't you mention this before, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Looks like I forgot about that.
Lola: But, that's so awesome that you had fire powers the whole time, Linky, and now, you have all the powers of the elemental forces.
Lincoln: Yeah, you're right, sorry I didn't tell any of you guys about that.
Lori: That wasn't your fault, Linky, at that time, we were still reeling in shock and horror at what Lynn did to you, I knew Lynn would one day crack like an egg, but this was way too extreme, and even our little sisters saw it as well. But, it was thanks to Varya, that she saved your life.
Luna: Yeah, dude, and we were so glad that you were still alive.
Lincoln gave his sisters, parents, and Varya Pozhar a hug. Then, he went to Lynn, and she ran up to him and hugged his waist and really cried into his bare chest. Lincoln then wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Lynn and hugged her, while she cried, and that really hurt our hearts. Lynn stopped crying, but she didn't stop hugging and holding onto Lincoln, and he didn't stop hugging and holding onto Lynn.
Lincoln: (Soothing Voice) (Rubs her back) Lynn, it's okay. What happened that day wasn't your fault.
Lynn: But, it is. Dark Lynn did this, now, it's personal, and since you permanently severed our Dark Sides, if I ever see her again, she's looking at a one way trip to Hell for this.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Lynn's right, Lincoln. That animal's lived for far too long.
Lincoln: Although I agree that Dark Lynn deserves to get a one-way trip to Hell, we'll decide what to do to her later on, when she shows her face.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln called a meeting with The Dark World Goth Girls, and also in the meeting, are The Goths of Darkness, and all of us were there as well. Now that Lincoln has rescued The Dark World Goth Girls and they've been reunited once more, he's decided to declare War on The Church of Necrom, and piss them off by showing them what he did to Necrom.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, now that Nicholette Torrington and the other Dark World Goth Girls have been reunited once more, it's finally time.
We gasped.
Nicholette Torrington: Yes, it's finally time to declare war on The Church of Necrom.
Clara St. Clarice: I can't wait to make Damian Alaister and the rest of his demonic Goth cronies pay for constantly trying to destroy us.
Nico: But, wait, none of us don't exactly know where their hideout is.
Lincoln: Nicholette, would you do the honors?
Nicholette Torrington: On it, Linky.
Nicholette Torrington formed a map of Michigan with her powers, and she zoomed in one particular spot in Michigan, and then, we saw a demonic looking castle from the darkest depths of Hell with gargoyles hanging on the parapets of the castle, and it was located in an abandoned graveyard to the north of Gotham Royal York, and it was topped with numerous gravestones. When we saw the castle, we were really horrified.
Me: So, that's the location of their hideout?!
Lincoln: That's right, J.D., and it's in the old graveyard located in the north of Gotham Royal York.
Nico: (Horrified) Damn, that castle looks like it was created in the darkest depths of Hell.
Lincoln: It's a perfect spot for them, Nico, and it's also where they hold their black magic ceremonies and plot to destroy The Dark World Goth Girls, and carry out their plan.
Lucy Loud: The traces of black magic from their ceremonies are incredibly powerful, and The Church of Necrom have also been the enemies of The Mortician's Club.
Haiku: So, how are you going to declare war on Damian Alaister and his goons, Lincoln?
Lincoln: They'll expect us to barge into their castle. (Smirks) But, I've got a better way of delivering the declaration of war, along with a few other nasty surprises for those deranged demon goth teens.
Nico: (Smirks) Alright, big guy. You know what to do.
Lincoln concentrated and focused on the Church of Necrom's hideout, and he saw his targets: Damian Alaister, Michael Devlin, Carmen Sullivan, Nigel Moreau, Douglas Moreau, Cole Sullivan, Nigel Alaister Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Jezebel Lanira, and Jocasta Belladona, and they're still seething with rage and fury.
Damian Alaister: Those accursed Dark World Goth Girls have humiliated us for the last time, I swear they will all die once we bring Lord Necrom to this pathetic world, and destroy the world of man and plunge the world back into The Dark Ages.
Lincoln: (Thinking) Alright, there they are. Now, to send my message.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and then, out of nowhere, Damian Alaister, Michael Devlin, Carmen Sullivan, Nigel Moreau, Douglas Moreau, Cole Sullivan, Nigel Alaister Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Jezebel Lanira, and Jocasta Belladona were caught off guard by the appearance of a hologram of the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen.
Lincoln: Even after all this time, you and your damned coven of demonic goths don't even know when to quit, do you, Damian?
Damian Alaister: Lincoln Loud?! But, how the hell did you even find us?
Lincoln: That's none of your damn business, Damian. You and the rest of The Church of Necrom have caused nothing but trouble for the last time, and today, I say this: your days of causing mayhem and chaos for your own sick amusement are over.
Michael Devlin: We will destroy you all for trying to interfere with our master's plan to bring Lord Necrom to this pathetic world.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Oh, your master's not going to be brought to this world ever again for that matter.
Lincoln made a window with his powers, and he showed them what he did to Necrom by draining and absorbing all of Necrom's powers, magic, and abilities, along with his life force and all the life forces that Necrom had drained, which caused Lincoln to turn Necrom into a charred lifeless husk, and then, sending Necrom's spirit to The Black Gates and erasing him from existence forever. When the window closed, this both horrified and enraged Damian Alaister and his coven.
Damian Alaister: You blasphemous murderer, I will kill you all for what you did to Lord Necrom!
Then, the holograms of the Dark World Goth Girls appeared, alongside Lincoln.
Nicholette Torrington: That's not going to happen, Damian, you demonic asswipe, and this we say to all of you.
Lincoln and The Dark World Goth Girls: We're declaring war on The Church of Necrom, and we will make you all pay for constantly trying to destroy the world of mankind.
Lincoln: And to make our point, here's a little something for all of you.
Then, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed and his rainbow energy aura with Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Buffalo, and elemental forces flared up extremely, and Damian Alaister, Michael Devlin, Carmen Sullivan, Nigel Moreau, Douglas Moreau, Cole Sullivan, Nigel Alaister Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Jezebel Lanira, and Jocasta Belladona were convulsing in pain because of the extent and fury of his power, and then, something was being etched on their skins: inverted pentagrams with the phoenix, thunderbird, angel, buffalo around the inverted pentagrams and on the bottom of the inverted pentagrams is a kanji that said, "Eternally Damned and Accursed Blasphemers of God and Demonic Black Magic Users".
神と悪魔の黒魔術ユーザーの永遠に堕落し、呪われた冒涜者
Then, the holograms of Lincoln and the Dark World Goth Girls disappeared, and Damian Alaister and his followers got up and were pissed off big time.
Damian Alaister: They're going to pay for this. Let's get them!
Damian Alaister, Michael Devlin, Carmen Sullivan, Nigel Moreau, Douglas Moreau, Cole Sullivan, Nigel Alaister Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Jezebel Lanira, and Jocasta Belladona were about to leave their lair to take revenge, but the gates were all locked, and a magic circle made of rainbow energy with runes in the shapes of the elemental forces around the circles and with the mythological animals surrounding the center of the circles.
We saw it through a one-way window, and we were laughing hysterically at the surprises that Lincoln left them.
Nico: (Laughs) Did you just imprison them in their own castle, big guy?
Lincoln: Yep, the magic circles that were placed on the gates of their castle will keep them trapped in the castle, but they'll still have food to eat, and once all the other Faeries of Neopia in my harem get their Super Angel Infinity transformations, the seals around their castle will disappear, and then, we'll face them.
Me: That's good, and at least, they'll have something to eat while they're imprisoned in the castle until then.
Nico: And you did an awesome job in the declaration of war, Lincoln, and those surprises you left them, that was awesome.
Later it was time for Applejack's first ever Ambassador Mission and she was going to meet Andy and his pal Rodney.
Applejack: YEEHAW! This is gonna be as fun as kicking Queen Chrysalis in her stinkbug riddled butt!
Nico: It sure will.
William: Anyone else wanna go with Applejack? Besides Cole and 1 Rabbid?
Apple Bloom: I'll go with her. It'll be great to meet Andy and Rodney.
Me: It sure will. Me and Nico can go too.
Nico: This is gonna be so awesome.
With that we were off to the southwestern side of Gotham Royal York. Luckily it was just a short hop away from us.
We arrived in the southwestern city of the city.
Me: Here we are. Wow nice place.
A boy came.
Andy Johnson: Hi there. Are you new in town?
Applejack: Oh howdy there. You must be Andy. My name is Applejack and I'm the Princess of Apples, Honesty and the Earth Skylanders for Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Knight of The Friendship Table.
Andy Johnson: Wow! It's such an awesome honor to meet you! Yes I'm Andy, Andy Johnson and it's an honor.
Me: Awesome to meet you Andy. J.D. Knudson, Second in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Nicolas Chan, Leader of the team.
Apple Bloom: I'm Apple Bloom, Princess of Cutie Marks and leader of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Applejack: Apple Bloom is my little sister.
Cole Evans: And my name is Cole Evans, Leader of the Wild Force Rangers.
Andy Johnson: Wow! It's such an honor. I love all your adventures and me and Rodney are your biggest fans.
Rodney came and he was a red squirrel.
Rodney: Hey Andy what's going on?
Nico: You must be Rodney.
Rodney: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an awesome honor to meet you. Yes I'm Rodney Johnson.
Nico: Awesome.
Applejack: Awesome to meet you. My name is Applejack and this here is my sister Apple Bloom.
Apple Bloom: Pleasure to meet ya.
Me: And I'm J.D Knudson.
Nico: Nicolas Chan but everyone calls me Nico.
Cole: Cole Evans.
Me: Oh and this little guy is a Rabbid.
Rabbid: (Gibberish)
Rodney: Wow it's an honor.
Andy Johnson: Cute little guy.
Me: Yeah. But they aren't the brightest light bulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Nico: Also Applejack and her family live on a massive Apple Orchard in Ponyville called Sweet Apple Acres. It's amazing.
Me: Yep.
We went into Andy's home.
Mr. J: Andy, who did you just bring in?
Andy Johnson: Special guests dad.
Mr. J saw us.
Mr. J: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Applejack: Howdy sir.
Me: It's Applejack's first ever ambassador mission. It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we set up for future missions.
Mr. J: Oh I get it.
The Rabbid got into the fridge and started eating some eggs.
Mr. J: Hey, get out of there! Those aren't cooked yet!
Nico: It's all right Mr. Johnson, Rabbids are not the brightest light bulbs in the closet.
Me: Yeah they are cute but they are stupider than turkeys.
Mr. J: Oh. That makes sense.
Apple Bloom: But they are funny for a good laugh too.
Me: Yeah they sure are funny.
Mr. J: Between you guys and Kyle, I think you guys would be good for Andy more.
Andy Johnson: Yeah! Kyle is the meanest jerk ever!
Me: What can you tell us about Kyle?
Applejack: Yeah why is he so bad?
Andy Johnson: Well he is the meanest bully ever!
Rodney: Yeah he is the worst!
They told us about him. His name was Kyle Finkster.
Kyle Finkster is a rowdy little brat who likes to bully Andy Johnson, Andy and Rodney's arch enemy. Kyle has a pet parrot Named Salty Mike. He first appeared in "Scout's Dishonor", where he was in the Badger Scouts. Kyle got Andy and Rodney in trouble. Then Andy got blamed when Kyle should have. Andy and Rodney were glad they would never see him or his pet/friend parrot again but they moved into Andy's neighborhood as part of Kyle's father's Witness Protection Program. Kyle seems to like using hammer or hammer-type things to cause damage to property.
It seems that they like to purloin things, for instance in Up All Night, he and Salty Mike were stealing lawn ornaments. In Harried Treasure, they would take all of the treasure from Rodney and Andy. It also seems that Kyle never learns anything from his mistakes. When Kyle's toenails grow too long, they have to be clipped off by Salty Mike. In Yer Out!, he is part of Andy's Little League team "The Fighting Worms" which is coached by Mr. Johnson (later by Rodney).
Kyle seems to get easily annoyed and angered, often stating things that make him mad. ("Fancy British talk makes me mad...")
He is voiced by Billy West. Kyle have cousin and never mentioned. Kyle make prank with Crazed Dog.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: That rotten brat!
Nico: Man what a sociopathic jerk!
Applejack: Why that rotten little sour apple!
Rodney: And there's also Salty Mike.
Nico: I heard about him from Andy. He's a parrot with a bad attitude.
Me: Yeah. I don't think the Casagrande's parrot Sergio would want to go near him with a 10 foot pole.
Applejack: Yeah no way.
Apple Bloom: That monster needs to be taught a lesson in humility!
Me: I agree. If there's one thing that we despise above all others it's bullies.
Cole Evans: Yeah they are not people at all.
Nico: But we'll take our time teaching them a lesson. As in, we're not gonna take them down right away.
Me: That's right. We don't meet you guys for the big mission until August 7th. That's when we're projecting we're coming to see you all.
Andy Johnson: Wow! Over 3 months away.
Me: Yeah no kidding and we had a really big mission yesterday.
Rodney: In the Live Action Transformers world right?
Applejack: That is right.
Rodney: Since Kyle isn't worth going Ranger on, can I see your Wild Force suit?
Cole: I don't see why not. Wild Access!
He transformed!
Cole: BLAZING LION! WILD FORCE RED!
Nico: How's that?
Rodney: SO AWESOME!
Andy Johnson: Yeah it was awesome!
Me: Many more Power Rangers than just Cole.
Rodney: So, when we're with you guys, we can't be hurt.
Nico: Now, don't let that give you any ideas in you hurting yourself just to test that!
Me: Yeah that's the last thing we want for you to happen.
Applejack: Yes we don't want that to happen to y'all.
We then walked around and we saw Kyle and Salty Mike.
Me: That must be them. Boy Kyle sure looks like a brutish thug.
Nico: Yeah.
Applejack: Hey! You Kyle and Salty Mike?
Kyle: What's it to you?
Salty Mike: (British accent) You Andy's new girlfriend that he got through online dating?
Me: For your information you walking feather duster, Applejack here is spoken for. Also we heard about your rough treatment with Andy and Rodney.
Nico: We got a few words we want to say to you.
Kyle: Yeah? What is it monkey face?
Nico: (Not intimidated) You stay away from Andy or the first thing that I do when I get ahold of you is grab your tongue and shove it so far down your throat that you will be tasting your own diarrhea!
Salty Mike: (laughs) You must really want to get in trouble if you're wanting to hurt us in front of the whole neighborhood.
Nico: Oh believe me, you won't like we're going to show everyone when the time comes. Because…
Nico talked right into Kyle's ear.
Nico: Everyone will soon know what a horrible brat and parrot you really are and it's only going to end badly for you.
Kyle: Am I supposed to be scared?
Nico: You should be. But for now, here's a pummelling on Easy Mode.
The Rabbid walked up to Kyle and chomped his hand.
CHOMP!
Kyle: YEOWCH!
Nico: (LAUGHS)
Rodney and Andy laughed.
Me: And for good measure. I just had a big bowl of chili for breakfast!
I aimed my butt right in Kyle's face and then…
MASSIVE EXPLOSIVE FIRE FART!
I fired a blast of fire and burned him all over.
Andy: Applejack, can you just forget about that comment of you being my girlfriend?
Applejack: Don't worry your apples. I already have.
Apple Bloom: Besides sis is already taken.
Me: Yep.
Rodney: Next time you guys come, we've got something fun planned.
Applejack: What's that?
Rodney: One word: Baseball!
Andy: I hope someone actually scores this time.
Me: Oh we'll make sure someone does.
Apple Bloom: Yeah!
We came back.
May: How did it go?
Applejack: It went well.
We told everyone about it and it was awesome!
May: Wow! Andy sounds like a nice kid.
Laney: Yeah!
May: Next time, Chiro should go with you.
Applejack: Good idea y'all.
Threatpack: Now, why don't we watch some cartoons?
Nico: Awesome idea. And I know just the show to watch.
We turned on the Slappy Squirrel Cartoon marathon.
Nico: An 80 hour marathon of the great Slappy Squirrel Cartoons.
Eli: Awesome.
We watched the one where Slappy was a Construction Worker and she then gave Walter Wolf a bunch of red hot bolts and lit his head on fire and then flattened him into a pancake and knocked him off the building where he crashed onto the ground and split into 3 babies and cried.
Young Slappy: If there's one thing I hate, it's a Crybaby!
We laughed hysterically!
Nico: OH THAT IS FUNNY!
Young Slappy: Now that's Comedy!
Slappy Squirrel: That is so funny and true!
Ruby Salazar: Me and my sister give that cartoon for you Slappy, 15 out of 10 stars for performance and comedy.
Slappy Squirrel: Thanks Ruby.
Skyblade: Let's watch some more!
Nico: It's an 80 hour marathon. It'll be on for 3 days.
Me: Yep.
We were watching more and we saw Slappy take down Walter Wolf, Doug the Dog, Stinkbomb the Dog, Sid the Squid, Beanie the Braindead Bison and many more bad guys. SO FUNNY!
We were laughing hysterically at it all!
Nico: OH THIS IS AWESOME!
Me: YEAH! (LAUGHS) I can't believe that Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert hate these cartoons.
Eli: Yeah those blockfaces wouldn't know what good cartoons are if they came and hit them in their faces.
Kickback: We have time for one more?
Nico: Yep. 5 more episodes and then we got to get ready for school.
We got to watching.
We then saw the cartoon with where Slappy faced Stinkbomb the Bassett Hound and he was voiced by the late Jonathan Winters and he was awesome and funny. He was called Stinkbomb because he was sprayed by a bunch of skunks in a cave as he was chasing Young Slappy and it was funny funny funny! We were laughing hysterically!
Cliffjumper: Now THAT'S entertainment!
Nico: YEAH IT WAS! Now it's time for school.
We got ready for school.
Nico: This is gonna be a great day.
Eli: I got a huge project for the history of Atlantis. Thanks for letting me borrow the Shepherd's Journal for it Lily.
Lily: No problem Eli.
Gargoyle: How's it feel to not be fighting Decepticons anymore?
Live Action Optimus Prime: It feels amazing and awesome.
Nico: It's awesome and great.
Eli: It sure is.
Then Bane, Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Shiv, Webstor, Eccentro, Firefly, Ebon and Pete appeared.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Can me, Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Shiv, Webstor, Eccentro, Firefly, Ebon and Pete go with you amigos?
Nico: Yes you all sure can.
Me: Also Chicken said that he and Cow both have something awesome planned in the cafeteria for lunch later on.
Eli: Yeah the food being served these last few days has been nothing but ketchup, ketchup, ketchup and more ketchup.
Laney: Yeah yuck! Ketchup cereal, Ketchup Jello, Ketchup Pot Pie, it's all ketchup!
Nico: YUCK!
Me: Gross!
Lana: I like it. It's not that bad.
Firefly: I see you guys found out about Red Guys new day job as a cafeteria chef.
Me: Wow so that's who was behind the counter.
Jack Spicer: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for one of Crashhopper's kind next.
Shanan: Cool! That will be awesome to see. A gene-slammer for an Orthopterran.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: It'll be someone that knows all about bugs or plants next.
Nico: Yep cool huh?
Pete: I actually don't mind ketchup.
Nico: Me neither but mostly on my sandwiches.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: But to eat it over and over and over again for a long time can get pretty disgusting.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Maria: I like ketchup on french fries.
Bleez: Okay, that's actually normal.
Me: Yes it is.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Crow, the maniac mad scientist who used to work for the Post War Administration Bureau. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Millia, you're not going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Crow, the maniac mad scientist who used to work for the Post War Administration Bureau.
Millia Rage gasped in shock.
Millia Rage: (Russian Accent) That mad scientist and maniac is here? Is he still after...
?: Me again? Then, yes, he is.
We then saw who it was that finished what Millia was about to say, it was Dizzy, the half-Gear half-human eight-year-old girl and one of the main characters of the Guilty Gear series.
Millia Rage: Dizzy. You're here.
Dizzy: Yes, and it's an honor to meet all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: You too, Dizzy.
We also were introduced to Necro and Undine, her two sentient, shapeshifting wings and her defense systems, that are able to act independently of her will should they perceive any danger.
Lincoln: Crow's still after you again, Dizzy. I've got an idea, we're going to have you put under our protection, so that way, you won't be in any danger.
Dizzy: Good idea, Lincoln.
Naia the Water Faerie: Indeed it is, and we're going to make sure that this mad scientist pays for trying to hurt you.
Millia Rage: (Russian Accent) I should've killed him long ago, I knew Crow was a danger long ago, but he's always escaped.
Lincoln: Don't worry, he's not getting out it this time.
Nico: That's right, today, that mad scientist is going to die a horrible painful death for what he's done.
We were off to school.
We later went to class and then later it was time for lunch.
The Red Guy was in the kitchen.
Red Guy: (Rings Dinner Triangle) COME AND GET IT! KETCHUP'S HOT!
Me: Oh boy here we go.
But then we heard a bell and we saw Cow and Chicken with an awesome meat stand.
Chicken: Come to Cow and Chicken's Happy Meat, where nothing is ketchup.
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: Wow.
Shiv: (shrugs) Well, food is food.
Chicken: Hey guys! What do you think of our stand?
Me: Really awesome.
Nico: What brought this on?
Chicken: The spirit of my great grandma and grandpa came to me and they gave me the idea. We decided to give Mrs. Hieniehead a little competition.
Nico: Oh I get it. You want to show her that your meats are always better than having ketchup over and over.
Chicken: That is right!
Heat Man: Can I heat those up for you? No pun intended.
Chicken: Sure!
Me: This is gonna be awesome. Lets get some meat trees going for them.
Nico: You got it.
We grew meat trees and bushes.
Red Guy: Ketchup on a stick anyone?
A kid left not interested in it and went to us.
Hydro Man: Can I have some, Chicken?
Chicken: Sure!
Cow: Get ready to suck meatloaf through a straw.
She pulled out some meatloaf and put a straw in it and then Hydro Man sucked it in deliciously!
Hydro Man: (SLURP)
Cow: (To me) Try a Knuckle Sandwich.
She pulled out a ham knuckle sandwich.
POW!
She punched me in the face.
Me: OUCH!
Cow: (Laughs) Just kidding.
She gave me the sandwich and it was delicious.
Me: YUMMY!
Chicken: Hot dog balls! Get your hot dog balls!
He had a plate of Hot Dog Balls for everyone.
Then everyone grabbed them and ate all of them.
Everyone cheered.
Heckyl: I'd like some mac n cheese bites.
Lincoln: (Droning) Mac N Cheese Bites.
Nico: You just said Lincoln's favorite food.
We laughed at that one.
Eli: Let me do that one.
Eli used his powers and made a Mac N Cheese Bite Tree and gave him and Heckyl some.
Heckyl: Thanks Eli.
Lincoln: Oh boy!
Red Guy: (Through a megaphone) OH CHILDREN! I've got something that kind of looks like meat.
He pulled out a delicious looking red ham.
Red Guy: Honey roasted full ham a-la ketchup! (Sniffs) OOH! That steak's good! (CRICKETS CHIRP) Well how about Ketchup on the half shell hmm? (CRICKETS CHIRP MORE) (Squirts Ketchup on his hand) How about Ketchup on my hand?
Firefly: Guys, I think we should do a toast to General Morshower.
Me: I agree there.
Chicken poured us cups full of Ed's gravy.
Nico: A toast to General Morshower for his bravery, courage and valor to help us bring an end to the war.
All of us: He is a true hero.
CLINK.
We clinked our glasses.
Red Guy: General Morshower will be remembered.
Nico: Yes he will.
Me: Yep.
Chicken: (Through a microphone) You kids know what time it is!?
Kids: Tell us chicken!
Chicken: It's time for Bobbing for Meatballs!
He brought out a huge tub full of gravy and meatballs!
Me, Nico and Eli dunked our heads into the gravy and we had our mouths full of meatballs!
Chicken: (To the viewers) Don't ask where those came from.
Eddy: You know what, Ed? Go ahead and jump into that gravy.
Snapdragon: You've earned it.
Ed: Yum!
He dove into the gravy tub and drank it all over.
Chicken: Good thing we got a good supply of gravy.
Leonard: Can I try some?
Chicken: Hey sure.
Leonard had some meatballs and gravy!
Leonard: Delicious!
Then a red light buzzed.
Chicken: Hey! The red light special! Wheel out the catapult Cow! 'Cause we are serving Pork Butts and Taters!
Me: OH BOY!
Nico: This is gonna be awesome!
Chicken: PULL!
Cow fired and hurled a ham and taters and the kids jumped and ate it all!
Chicken: PULL!
WHIP!
More was fired! A pork butt hit the Red Guy in his face and he was REALLY MAD NOW! EVERYONE ATE AND ATE and they were stuffed!
Weirdwolf: (to Red Guy) If you're gonna make a scene, can you wait a little while longer? We just got out of a big battle and we REALLY want to enjoy this meal.
Red Guy: Oh right. Okay then.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: Boy everyone sure likes the Happy Meat stand.
Cow: They sure do. It's a really big success.
Me: It sure is. Lets get some food for us too.
We got to eating and we were really hungry ourselves. We finished eating and MAN O MAN WE WERE STUFFED!
Cole Evans: I didn't even need to morph to scare Kyle.
Webstor: He wasn't worth it. Not yet, anyway.
Nico: Nope.
Me: Not yet anyway.
Chiro: If I'm going on Applejack's next mission, the rest of the Monkey Team should come with me.
Rumble: Good idea. That way, it'll be an awesome baseball team!
Me: Yeah it sure will be awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: It'll be awesome for Andy and Rodney to meet Chiro and team.
King Hiss: And maybe, you can meet Rodney and Andy's other friends.
Nico: Good idea.
Eli: That will be awesome.
Cut Man: Maybe your apples can help Andy sell some lemonade.
Applejack: Well that ain't a bad idea.
Me: I think so too.
Laney: Yeah. Apple Lemonade is great.
Ebon: (chuckles) Apple lemonade. That's clever!
Nico: Yeah it sure is.
Laney: I would like that.
Me: As long as some dummy idiot doesn't spike it with Vodka.
We laughed.
Me: I'm serious.
Dreadbane: Prepare yourselves. Red Guy's getting jealous.
We saw that he had a ketchup cannon ready to fire!
Me: Uh oh!
Lily formed a wall and we hid behind it as he fired!
SQUIIIIIRRRRTTTT!
SPLAT!
Eccentro: Shouldn't have done that!
Nico: At least it hit the wall.
Me: Red Guy you are YELLOW!
I fired mustard at him and drenched him!
Me: Take that red boy!
Red Guy: Like you are one to talk you pig!
Me: Pig!?
Timon: Uh oh!
Me: Are you talking to me?
Timon: He called him a pig!
Me: Are you talking to me!?
Timon: Shouldn't have done that!
Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!?
Timon: NOW He's in for it!
Me: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: BLUE PAINT STINK BOMBS!
I fired blue paint bombs and they hit the Red Guy all over and farted all over the place.
Nico: Now he is feeling a little blue! (Laughs)
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Nico!
We laughed!
Then the Springfield Mafia, Rich Texan, Cantwell, P'Andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, Moonstone and Kyd Wykkyd appeared.
Nico: The Springfield Mafia, Rich Texan, Cantwell, P'Andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, Moonstone and Kyd Wykkyd.
Fat Tony: We bought some meat from Cow and Chicken's meat stand.
Maria: Did you guys like it?
Cantwell: We LOVED it!
Rich Texan: Not that ketchups is bad or anything.
Nico: That's good.
P'andor: (to Nico) (Russian Accent) We heard you faced the Wolfman.
Nico: We sure did.
Man Ray: How did you defeat him this time?
Me: We went Nocturnal and tore him apart.
Nico: Yep.
Shrieker then appeared for another round.
Shrieker: I got some meat from the stand as well.
Me: Awesome and cool.
We got the usual battles underway.
Sora Takenouchi, Phoenixmon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gargoyle and Sandpit VS The Springfield Mafia - Nico's Rescue
The Springfield Mafia was first.
Legs: (to Sora) Nico did a good job in his rescue against the Wolfman.
Louie: Especially since he brought Nanette.
Sora Takenouchi: I agree there! It was so awesome taking on a werewolf like that too.
Phoenixmon: It was to prepare for a future mission.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah this is gonna be so awesome to face the Wolfman in the future.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there. It'll be so awesome.
Sunburn: You bet it will!
Fat Tony: And boy it sure will be awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Lisa Simpson, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Ms. Cantwell - Lincoln's Rescue
Ms. Cantwell was next.
Cantwell: (to Lisa) I heard Lincoln's rescue involved the Springfield Soccer Riots. How was it?
Lisa Simpson: It was amazing. But those times back then were terrible.
Pinkie Pie: The Springfield Soccer Riots were all started by the stupidity of the people of Springfield.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was.
Sprocket: Boy the people of Springfield sure liked to cause a lot of trouble. But then again, they weren't called the meanest town in America for nothing.
Cantwell: That is for sure. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed her down.
Becky, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Frightwig and Bleez VS Rich Texan - Applejack's First Ambassador Mission
Rich Texan was next.
Rich Texan: (to Becky) I heard Applejack had her First Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Becky: It went really well and awesome.
Applejack: It was amazing going on my first ever Ambassador Mission.
Apple Bloom: I'm proud of my sister for going on her mission.
Flashwing: It was really cool going on a great mission like that one.
Rich Texan: YEEHAW! I'm glad you got to have fun on that one. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and leaves and smashed him down.
Tahu, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'Andor - Meeting an Old Entity Cthugha Gene-Slammer
P'andor was next.
P'andor: (to Tahu) I heard you guys met an Old Entity Cthugha Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Tahu: Her name is Varya Pozhar and she is a master of fire and has been given the Moniker of Embodiment of Cthugua.
Princess Celestia: But we also have found out that Lynn was in really huge trouble years ago.
Amber Morning: Yeah it was awful!
FLASHBACK
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Varya, how did you face the worst of Lynn's wrath, and it ended with Lynn getting the worst ever punishment, which was getting sent to an insane asylum for three years?
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. Three years ago, I was out walking throughout Royal Woods, and as I was passing through Franklin Avenue, I heard the sound of screaming coming from The Loud House. I busted the door down, and what I saw was too shocking for words, Lincoln was stabbed in the stomach by Lynn, who had a bloody knife in her hand, and Lincoln was loosing blood fast as I saw the pool of blood forming, and Lynn was going to finish him off. I got so angry at that bitch, I threw a powerful fireball at her, and it hit her and burned her badly, and then, I pummeled her badly and tied her up. We got Lincoln to the hospital, and I donated my blood to save Lincoln's life, but what I didn't know was that he'd also get fire powers. Back at the Loud House, Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita were so enraged at what Lynn did, and they decided on a severe punishment intended for her: she was sent to the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum in Lansing, Michigan for three years.
We gasped at the revelation.
Nico: (Stunned) Holy crap.
Me: (Stunned) Damn, I can't believe what Dark Lynn forced Lynn to do, that was so awful.
Lincoln: It was, guys, and Varya's right, I also did get fire powers when she donated her blood to save my life, watch.
Lincoln formed a powerful ball of fire in his large left hand, which then turned into a powerful ball of rainbow fire, because of the constant evolution of his powers, and we saw rainbow fire surrounded his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the massive deep sapphire blue feathers with stars in them, and we were stunned with awe.
Nico: Whoa, now that's so awesome.
Me: You said it, Nico, whoa. But, I got to ask, why didn't you mention this before, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Looks like I forgot about that.
Lola: But, that's so awesome that you had fire powers the whole time, Linky, and now, you have all the powers of the elemental forces.
Lincoln: Yeah, you're right, sorry I didn't tell any of you guys about that.
Lori: That wasn't your fault, Linky, at that time, we were still reeling in shock and horror at what Lynn did to you, I knew Lynn would one day crack like an egg, but this was way too extreme, and even our little sisters saw it as well. But, it was thanks to Varya, that she saved your life.
Luna: Yeah, dude, and we were so glad that you were still alive.
Lincoln gave his sisters, parents, and Varya Pozhar a hug. Then, he went to Lynn, and she ran up to him and hugged his waist and really cried into his bare chest. Lincoln then wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Lynn and hugged her, while she cried, and that really hurt our hearts. Lynn stopped crying, but she didn't stop hugging and holding onto Lincoln, and he didn't stop hugging and holding onto Lynn.
Lincoln: (Soothing Voice) (Rubs her back) Lynn, it's okay. What happened that day wasn't your fault.
Lynn: But, it is. Dark Lynn did this, now, it's personal, and since you permanently severed our Dark Sides, if I ever see her again, she's looking at a one way trip to Hell for this.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Lynn's right, Lincoln. That animal's lived for far too long.
Lincoln: Although I agree that Dark Lynn deserves to get a one-way trip to Hell, we'll decide what to do to her later on, when she shows her face.
FLASHBACK ENDS
P'Andor: MY GOD! That is intense!
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding! That is awful that happened to Lincoln.
P'Andor: No kidding but at least he's all right. And he got Fire Powers to boot from it. How wild. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down!
Gali, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray - Red Guy making food made from Ketchup
Man Ray was next.
Man Ray: (to Gali) I can't believe Red Guy made food from Ketchup. Do I even want to know how he did that?
Gali: That is what has us all amazed ourselves. That is really awesome. Even J.D. likes it.
They saw me eating a Honey Roasted Full Ham a la Ketchup.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! It's really delicious.
Man Ray: Boy it must be good.
Rarity: Oh it looks amazing there darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure looks tasty too.
Gill Grunt: It sure is amazing that the Red Guy made that too.
Man Ray: No kidding. So awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Lewa, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty - Cow And Chicken gave the Red Guy a lot of competition
Kitty was next.
Kitty: (to Lewa) Cow and Chicken gave the Red Guy a lot of competition. I don't even know if that's a bad thing.
Lewa: Well quite frankly I don't blame Cow and Chicken one bit for wanting to give the Red Guy a lot of competition. I mean they were fed up with eating Ketchup Food every day.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah I know being in a competition is Awesome but I would be fed up with eating the same thing over and over again myself that I would want to do the same thing too.
Scootaloo: Boy me too.
Whirlwind: I feel the same way myself.
Kitty: You all do raise really good points. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed her down.
Onua, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit - Awesome how the Red Guy makes all kinds of foods out of ketchup
Tar Pit was next.
Tar Pit: (to Onua) It's awesome how the Red Guy made all kinds of foods out of ketchup. I honestly don't mind it.
Onua: I think it's really awesome how he did it too.
Starlight Glimmer. (Eating Ketchupy Fish Balls) Mmm! It's all delicious. Especially the Ketchupy Fish Balls.
Cozy Glow: It's amazing how he did that too.
Hex: Yeah it sure is.
Tar Pit: We'll have to see his recipe book. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, bones, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Pohatu, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche - Cow and Chicken made all kinds of awesome meat dishes
Avalanche was next.
Avalanche: (to Pohatu) Cow and Chicken made all kinds of awesome meat dishes. What's your favorite?
Pohatu: I liked the one where you drink Meatloaf through a straw. That was cool.
Fluttershy: Oh um I'm a vegetarian but I like the Pork Butts and Taters.
Tornado Bolt: That was a fun one.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was awesome.
Avalanche: I saw that one and it was awesome! Firing pork butts and taters out of a catapult like that is really cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rock, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Kopaka, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone - I think Cow, Chicken and the Red Guy would be awesome chefs with both ketchup foods and meat foods in Lynn's Table
Moonstone was next.
Moonstone: (to Kopaka) I think Cow, Chicken and the Red Guy would be awesome chefs with both ketchup foods and meat foods in Lynn's Table. Assuming that they both can settle their differences.
Kopaka: I agree there myself. It's really awesome that both sides can cook really awesome food.
Twilight Sparkle: (Eats a Ketchup stuffed chicken sandwich) Mmm! It sure is delicious.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy it's all good. I can't decide on both sides. They are both awesome.
Sunny Starscout: It sure is awesome.
Spyro: Boy no kidding! Most of us like both the foods made.
Moonstone: Very conflicting but really awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of ice and magic and smashed her down.
Takanuva, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Eartha and Dreadbane VS Kyd Wykkyd - Slappy Squirrel's Cartoons
Kyd Wykkyd was next.
Kyd Wykkyd: (to Takanuva) I heard you guys watched Slappy Squirrel's Cartoons this morning. How were they?
Takanuva: They were awesome and funny! And there's a 3 day marathon of cartoons for Slappy on right now.
Princess Luna: Boy you should see it.
Moondust: It's a huge marathon of all the cartoons Slappy did from her days in Looney Tunes.
Snowdrop: It's so awesome.
Gari: And she is so funny that even her fellow Looney Tunes laugh their heads off.
Blackout: Yeah but those two blockheads Lean Hisskill and Codger Eggbert hate her guts. It may be a free country and everyone is entitled to their own opinion but bad critics like them get no say.
Kyd Wykkyd: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and darkness and smashed him down.
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Out of all the stupidest things that happened in Springfield, Oregon what would you say is the stupidest thing that happened there?
Fiona Hernandez: Theres been a ton of things that happened there but I would have to say that the stupidest things done there was building the Escalator to Nowhere, the Popsicle Stick Skyscraper, the 50 Foot Magnifying Glass and that Monorail System. (Season 4 Episode 12)
Himiko Toga: Boy those were a bunch of eye-sores and they were really crazy.
Apple Bloom: Those are amazing though. A Popsicle Stick Skyscraper must've taken a long time to make.
Pink Ranger Slayer: I wonder how long it took to make a skyscraper entirely out of popsicle sticks let alone how many bags of them.
Sweetie Belle: Boy I have nno idea but that must've taken a REALLY HUGE Long time.
Scootaloo: No kidding! That would be one of the most incredibly long projects of all.
Diamond Tiara: Yeah no kidding there! That project must've been a really long one.
Silver Spoon: That was so amazing that whoever built it built that.
Misty Tredwell: No kidding there. The owner of the Monorail system was beaten up wasn't he?
Fiona Hernandez: Yes he was. He was beaten to death by an angry mob of people from North Haverbrook. Serves him right for conning Springfield. Not that it helps.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Boy no kidding but yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: What was the reason why that monorail system was built?
Marie Hernandez: Isn't it obvious? Mr. Burns. He was caught dumping toxic waste in the park and fined $3,000,000.00 and that money was used to build the Monorail.
Ibara Shiozaki: What a heartless beast. Mr. Burns is a really bad monster.
Frozen Fright: I think that's putting it mildly for that one.
Thunder Terror: Yeah no kidding. I HATE MR. BURNS!
Magma Gloom: Him being in prison and another being dead and destroyed and in oblivion is perfect.
Toxic Horror: But the funny part of that trial was where they brought him in tied up in a straitjacket and wearing a mask like Hannibal Lecter.
Louie PoisonSea: That was really awesome too.
They laughed at that one.
Weddinmon: (Laughs) That was awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: What are some of the worst things that Mr. Burns has done?
Nicole Hernandez: A more accurate question is What are the worst things that Mr. Burns HASN'T done? Mr. Burns has done it all but here are the top 10 Worst things he did:
10: He Used Lisa's Lessons For Evil – The Old Man And The Lisa (S08E21)
9: He Dumps Nuclear Waste – Marge Vs. The Monorail (S04E12)
8: He Shut Off The Town's Power To End A Strike – Last Exit to Springfield (S04E17)
7: He Tried To Bury Homer Alive – C.E. D'oh (S14E15)
6: He Stole The Simpsons' Puppies – Two Dozen And One Greyhounds (S06E21)
5: He Stole A Trillion Dollars – The Trouble with Trillions (S09E20)
4: He Tried To Turn Bart Against His Family – Burns' Heir (S05E18)
3: He Tried To Seduce Marge – Marge Gets A Job (S04E07)
2: He Blocked Out The Sun – Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part II (S06E25)
1: He Tried To Murder Abraham And Bart – The Curse Of The Flying Hellfish (S07E22)
They gasped!
Marcel: Man that is crazy!
Nicole Hernandez: I know and the strangest part was is that $1,000,000,000,000.00 was all in the form of the only One Trillion Dollar Bill ever printed by the United States.
Marcel: WHOA! That is amazing!
Star Swirl: Yeah it sure is! That would be a dangerous spend.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure would. But everything else was bad.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I agree there myself. And it's hard to imagine that he got shot by Maggie.
Mistmane: And all because he tried to steal a lollipop from her.
Flash Magnus: Stealing candy from a baby. That's one of the oldest known crimes in the book.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah I agree there and it's crazy how he got away with it all for so long.
Gusty the Great: I agree there too.
Clover the Clever: Yeah what a heartless jerk!
Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding there.
Marcel: No kidding there. He's worse than anything that my ancestor did. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed him down.
Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung
Su Yung was next.
Su Yung: Is it true that one time Lisa got drunk?
Natasha Nernandez: Yes it sure is. Lisa accidentally got drunk because she drank beer from a ride in an amusement park. (Season 4 Episode 13)
Princess Celestia: That is so crazy! I heard it was because of Bart.
Princess Luna: It was really funny though.
Princess Cadance: It sure was funny and crazy.
Minuette: I agree there and it was really stupid too.
Twinkleshine: You should have seen what Lisa did during that time. It was really crazy.
Lemon Hearts: Lisa went totally bonkers.
Moondancer: But you should have seen what Lisa was like during that one time she was on drugs. (Season 20 Episode 17.)
Lyra Heartstrings: She was suffering from environmental despair and they gave her a drug called Ignorital and it made her happy.
Sunset Shimmer: It was really crazy and funny.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was awesome and funny. She saw everything as a smiley face.
Brittney: That was really stupid and funny.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was funny.
Su Yung: That was cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and magic and darkness and smashed her down.
Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao
Admiral Zhao was next.
Admiral Zhao: How many beers do you think Homer Simpson has drank compared to Peter Griffin?
Catherine Iroh: Well over the course of 33+ Years, Peter Griffin has not even come anywhere even close to how many beers Homer drank. He drank enough beer to cover all of Ireland 100 times!
Layla MacKenzie: He has to be the biggest alcoholic drunk ever.
Sakura Avalon: In Ireland he would be a great hero.
Madison Taylor: I agree there and it is awesome and funny.
Chelsea: He sure is crazy and one time Peter Griffin drank a whole tank full of beer by lifting it with a forklift! (Season 12 Episode 9 of Family Guy)
Rita (Cardcaptors): That is crazy! But with all the beer that Homer drinks at Moe's, Moe would be rich beyond his wildest dreams.
Nikki: I agree there and it is amazing.
Li: Yeah if only Snake would stop stealing his money.
Yue (Cardcaptors): He better stop or I'm going to fire an arrow right through his brain.
Kero: Yeah no kidding.
Carly Atlas: I'll be sure to tell Snake not to do that.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah he needs to stop stealing from Moe.
Admiral Zhao: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and fire and smashed him down.
Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou
LeFou was next.
LeFou: Call me crazy but I heard that Stewie wanted nothing more than to kill Lois. Why did he want to do that?
Himiko Toga: It's obvious on that one. Because Lois gave birth to him and he wanted nothing more than to kill her from the very blackness from his heart. Also she thwarted his plans.
Princess Platinum: That sounds pretty crazy.
Commander Hurricane: Been that way with the Griffin's before Quahog was destroyed.
Chancellor: Yeah those guys are big time party poopers.
Smart Cookie: No kidding. But Quahog and Springfield were the two most repulsive towns ever.
Private Pansy: Yeah no kidding there.
Clover the Clever: No kidding and they deserved to be destroyed.
Penance: No kidding. And both of those towns can bite my shiny metal ass.
Bender: (Offscreen) HEY! That's my line!
They laughed!
LeFou: That was funny! You know who else can bite my alcoholic ass? Gaston!
They laughed some more!
LeFou: That was funny! Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and smashed him down.
Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire
Sunfire was next.
Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) What was the funniest thing you saw Homer and Bart do?
Rhonda Monroe: I loved it where they went on that huge abandoned water slide at Riot Rivers. (Season 33 Episode 6)
Sunny Starscout: That was a great slide they went on too.
Izzy Moonbow: Boy it was really funny. But it's amazing that they went to a waterpark where lots of kids got hurt.
Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah but that was a funny story.
Pipp Petals: Yeah it sure was funny.
Zipp Storm: But going to a place like that would be an adrenaline rush.
Himiko Toga: It sure would be awesome.
Diamond Tiara: Yeah it sure would be fun.
Cozy Glow: As long as we don't hit our heads or anything like that.
Sunfire: (Laughs) That would be a fun place. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.
Abacus Cinch was next.
Abacus Cinch: Why did Lois's brother Patrick get sent to a nuthouse?
Irena Malkovich: It was because Patrick walked in on his mother having sex with Jackie Gleason and it traumatized him badly. (Season 4 Episode 17 of Family Guy)
Indigo Zap: Yeah that was really traumatic for him and it damaged his mind really bad. He was sent to a nuthouse and became known as the Fat Guy Strangler.
Lemon Zest: The line that triggered him to go off the deep end like that was Pow Right In The Kisser. That was Jackie Gleason's line from a long time ago.
Sunny Flare: Jackie Gleason died 35 years ago. Thank goodness Lily cured him with her powers.
Sugarcoat: I agree there and I feel bad for Patrick. Someone so young having to witness such intimacy.
Sour Sweet: Poor Guy. That was awful.
Frosty Orange: Yeah no kidding.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah but thank goodness Lily cured him.
Princess Cadance: Poor guy. A thing like that must've really scarred him for life.
Flurry Heart: Yeah that was bad.
Abacus Cinch: My goodness. Poor fella. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed her down.
Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.
Witchfire was next.
Witchfire: Why did Francis Griffin hate Peter so much?
Shinoa Hiragi: Well it's not Peter he hated it's Lois. He hated Lois because she was a bad girl for a long time.
Me: Yeah that was stupid! After everything that Francis did he has no right to be called a Father especially because he hates Lois and Brian.
Brittany Gresh: Yeah what a jerk and a freak!
Witchfire: I don't like him one bit either. Lets do it!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into Wolf Moon!
We fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn
Lady Flamicorn was next.
Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking In Korean) 그리핀 가족이 그토록 어리석고 바보 같았고 어떻게 뚱뚱한 가족이 모든 면에서 그렇게 위험하고 어리석을 수 있었는지 상상하기 어렵습니다. (It's hard to imagine that the Griffin family was that stupid and idiotic and how the fat one can be that dangerous and stupid in everything.)
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 피터 그리핀은 교육을 전혀 받지 못한 뚱뚱한 바보였고, 뚱뚱하고, 멍청하고, 멍청하고, 완전 알코올 중독자였고, 사회에 대한 총체적이고 절대적인 위협이었습니다. (Peter Griffin was a fat moron that did not have any education in him at all whatsoever and he was a man that was fat, stupid, dumb, a total alcoholic and he was a total and absolute menace to society.)
Sam S.L.: Yeah I agree there. Peter had no right to be with anyone after everything he did. Especially with how he abused and tormented his own daughter Meg for a long time.
Lady Flamicorn: (피터 그리핀은 괴물이었다. 그는 평생 동안 자신의 딸인 Meg를 학대했고 그의 존재의 모든 섬유로 그녀의 내장을 싫어했습니다. 그가 말할 수 있는 한 그는 완전히 멍청하고, 멍청하고, 뚱뚱하고, 알코올 중독자이며, 누구의 아버지가 될 자격도 없습니다. 그는 이기적이고 절대적으로 끔찍한 사람이며 자신 외에는 다른 사람을 사랑하는 방법을 모릅니다. (Peter Griffin was a monster. He abused his own daughter Meg for her entire life and he hated her guts with every fiber of his being. As far as anyone can tell he is completely stupid, moronic, fat, an alcoholic slob, and not fit to be anyone's father. He is a selfish and absolutely horrible man and he doesn't know how to love anyone except himself.)
Finn: I agree there completely.
Princess Bubblegum: Same with me. That's why we're keeping him far away from Lois, Stewie and Mega whenever he has his usual battles with Gabriel.
Flame Princess: Very smart and safe.
Eli: After everything he did to Meg, she will never forgive him.
Lady Flamicorn: 나는 거기에 전적으로 동의합니다. 해보자! (I agree there completely on that one. Lets do it!)
They fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal
Kru'll the Eternal was next.
Kru'll the Eternal: It's amazing how Glenn Quagmire was able to get away with going at it with so many women.
Logan White: Yeah that monster has no right to be here after everything he did.
Tyranno Hassleberry: That monster is a serial rapist and a freak of nature.
Aylene Carter: What a stupid big chinned freak.
Littlefoot: Yeah he is not a human being.
Cera: I would have smashed him into the ground by plowing through his crotch!
Ducky: Oh yes yes yes! Me too!
Petrie: Same with me!
Spike: Yeah.
Kru'll the Eternal: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Olivia Gansley the Bistro Butcher Gene-Slammer, Eli, Mary Knudson, Laney and Lana VS Le Spatula 3000.
Le Spatula 3000 was next.
Olivia Gansley: Have you decided to apologize to SpongeBob after how you treated him?
Le Spatula 3000: (French Accent) I will not dare apologize to that mediocre fry cook sponge!
Eli: This is one stubborn spatula!
Mary Knudson: Yeah no kidding! He's starting to make all spatulas and cooking utensils everywhere look bad!
Laney: Yeah no kidding!
Lana: We're going to have to pound more attitude adjustments into him!
Le Spatula 3000: Bring it on pigtails!
They fired waves of energy and smashed it down!
Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine
Baddie Undine was next.
Baddie Undine: What was the craziest adventure that Cow and Chicken ever did?
Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) That was where Chicken was smoking cigarettes and Cow and Chicken met the Red Guy for the first time.
Bai Tza: That is very coincidental and funny.
Maria: I agree too. It was awesome how Supercow was able to smash the Red Guy all over the place like that.
Girl Jordan: That was funny too.
Genki: Yeah that was awesome.
Holly: But Chicken learned the hard way that smoking has consequences.
Baddie Undine: He sure did. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)
Morpho was next.
Morpho: What was the funniest adventure Cow and Chicken went on?
Laura Wynn: That would be where they went to a crazy and gruesome amusement park called Carnage City. It's a place where Tortune Becomes fun.
Laney: Doesn't sound like my kind of amusement park.
Crysta: Yeah that sounds like a crazy place.
Ren: I agree there. That must've been a dangerous park.
Tula: No kidding there.
Ioz: Chongo-longo no kidding!
Niddler: No kidding there.
Morpho: Yeah that was crazy. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Omaima Lexington the Blue Whale Gene-Slammer, Sirius, Himiko Toga, Bai Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Luna Loud, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket VS Honest John and Gideon
Honest John and Gideon were next.
Honest John: I heard that Cow and Chicken went on a crazy Time Machine Adventure is that true?
Omaima Lexington: Yeah that was awesome and really crazy! (FARTS) Oops pardon me.
Sirius: They went back in time to where history began with the Primordial Soup.
Himiko Toga: That was so awesome and crazy.
Bai Tza: It was fun and crazy too.
Maria: Yeah it sure was.
Girl Jordan: I thought so too.
Luna Loud: Yeah no kidding dudes.
Pinocchio: It sure was funny.
Jiminy: Yep.
Honest John: That does sound like it was crazy.
Omaima Lexington: No kidding there. (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.
Honest John: No worries. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed them down.
Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor
The Chocolate Sailor was next.
Chocolate Sailor: I heard one time Cow and Chicken saved the world from a comet.
Sonya Furya: It's true and it was a comet no bigger than the size of a golf ball.
Mary Knudson: Yeah that was a tiny comet.
Lola: Yeah what a stupid sized comet.
Lori: Literally stupid.
Chocolate Sailor: No kidding there mateys. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Elizabeth O'Carroll the Gene-Slammer of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Misty Tredwell, Himiko Toga and J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon VS Wolfblade Conglomerate
The Wolfblade Conglomerate was next.
Wolfblades: DIdn't I Am Weasel and I.R. Baboon go on crazy adventures like Cow and Chicken did?
Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Aye they sure did and they were great now.
Misty Tredwell: They were awesome and fun.
Himiko Toga: I liked a lot of adventures they told us about.
Me: Me too. They were awesome.
Wolfblades: They are fun huh? Lets do it!
We fired waves of blue fire and energy and smashed him down.
Olivia Boone the Ickthyperambuloid Gene-Slammer, Slappy Squirrel, Lynn and Rainbow Dash VS Daniel Boone (Animaniacs)
Olivia Boone was looking for her archenemy.
Olivia Boone: I wonder who my archenemy will be.
Then banjo playing was heard and then a stagecoach and oxen came and driving them was none other than the great Daniel Boone himself.
Chorus:
Daniel Boone was a great big guy
Yes, a really big guy
He knocks down trees and frightens off bees
So they'll cry
Olivia Boone: Wow!
Daniel Boone (Animaniacs): Well looks like I get you as my archenemy.
Olivia Boone: You are also my ancestor. My name is Olivia Boone and I'm your descendent.
Daniel Boone: Oh really? Then what's my favorite thing to do?
Olivia Boone: Building log cabins and taming the American Wilderness and chopping down trees. And so do I. Except I build log cabins with my plant powers and I make hotels, lodges and mansions. It's why they call me The Queen of The Frontier.
Daniel Boone: Well I'll be kissed by a wolverine! You are my descendent! It's awesome to meet family.
Olivia Boone: And it's awesome that you are here.
Slappy Squirrel: It's really cool that Daniel Boone is your archenemy.
Lynn: Boy it sure is! I studied so much about you Daniel.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah you're the greatest frontiersman that ever lived in the 18th Century.
Daniel Boone: That's right! And I'm proud to have family here too.
Olivia Boone: Just like you, building cabins and taming the wilderness runs in my blood.
Daniel Boone: Well that is really something. Lets dance shall we?
Olivia Boone: Lets shall!
Olivia formed a log and chopped it with her hand and turned it into an awesome scythe and spun it around and slashed Daniel and kicked him down and they smashed him down.
Meridith McHenrickson the Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer, Mario, Luigi, Daisy (1993) and Kaina Tsutsumi VS President Koopa
President Koopa was next.
Meridith McHenrickson and her group were looking out for President Koopa.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) This is one monster that sure knows how to bide his time now.
Kaina Tsutsumi: He does that.
Then he jumped down.
President Koopa: YOU WRETCHED GIRL!
He fired a fireball and it hit the ground as they jumped and dodged and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Mario 1993: HEY! This is a school cafeteria! Don't you have respect for that!?
He fired more fireballs and they hit the ceiling and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Meridith McHenrickson: Obviously he doesn't now.
Meridith fired explosive boulders and they hit President Koopa around him and exploded all over.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
They smashed him down.
Natasha Katariina the Honest Gene-Slammer, Ibara Shiozaki, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 VS Moby Duck.
Moby Duck was next.
Mrs. Dirt: What Kamen Riders are you hoping to meet next soon?
Natasha Katarina: We're hoping to meet the Gaim and Saber Kamen Riders soon. Those were really cool from what we were told.
Ibara Shiozaki: Yeah the Gaim Kamen Riders use plants and the Saber Kamen Riders use books which are really awesome.
Numbuh 2: Yeah they were awesome to see on TV.
Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) They sure are. The Gaim Kamen Riders are really amazing!
Mrs. Dirt: Boy they sure are! Lets do it!
Moby Duck: (QUACKS)
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed Moby Duck down.
Gloria Gellespie the Vladat Gene-Slammer, Lucy Loud, Brittney and Carly Atlas VS Zimbo (AAAHH! Real Monsters)
Zimbo was next.
Zimbo: And are you hoping to face Yggdrasill too when the Gaim Riders are next?
Gloria Gellespie: You bet I am!
Lucy Loud: I will gladly make those people see what true darkness is like.
Brittney: Same here. They will pay for their crimes.
Carly Atlas: I agree there. They are monsters that need to be destroyed.
Zimbo: Oh I most agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves darkness and smashed him down.
Silver Banshee, Black Canary and Kira Ford VS Shrieker
Shrieker was next.
Shrieker: Been a long time since we fought.
Silver Banshee: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure has been a while now.
Black Canary: But this will be awesome. 3 sound masters.
Kira Ford: Yeah this will be cool.
Shrieker: It sure will be awesome. Lets do it!
They fired sonic blasts and smashed her down.
Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Shrieker
Shrieker was next for the Rangers Battle.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened Shrieker's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Culinary World, they're large swords with the symbols of food etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too!
Nico: Now it's time to kick some butt!
They fired waves of elements and magic and they knocked Shrieker down and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was dead!
Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!
Nico: Shrieker you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Emma: Sorry, Red Guy. We'll try to be gentle.
Nico: This is for your own good Mr. Buttwalker!
Hailey Timaeus: Time to bring out the goofy monsters for this. I summon my dragon self and merge him with a new Toon monster, Toon Red Eyes Black Dragon!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Toon Red-Eyes Black Dragon! They formed into a goofy toon Dragon and it was a two headed dragon with 2 heads. It was called TOON TIMAEUS THE RED-EYES TWIN DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet Toon Timaeus the Red-Eyes Twin Dragon!
Joan Critias: Now for me. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Toon Briefcase!
Joan summoned the Fang of Critias and merged him with Toon Briefcase and they formed into an awesome and goofy lawyer dragon. He looked like Critias but he was dressed in a fancy schmancy lawyer suit. He was called CRITIAS, DRAGON ATTORNEY AT LAW!
Joan Critias: Meet Critias, Dragon Attorney At Law!
Gina Hermos: Awesome and funny. Now for me. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Red Archery Girl!
She summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Red Archery Girl and they formed into a really awesome Bow and Arrow set called The DRAGON MERMAID BOW!
Gina Hermos: Meet the Dragon Mermaid Bow!
Me: Now for some fun!
Me, Eli, Zarya, Nico and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me, Eli, Zarya, Nico and Jared: (Turns Dials) SECRET POWER OF JUSTICE!
We summoned the Gorenger, JAKQ, Gokaiger, Go-Busters and Lupinrangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RAIL FORCE!
They turned into the ToQgers!
We then pulverized the Red Guy all over with every form of cartoon style comedy ever known.
H'earring and Faash blasted and smashed the Red Guy all over.
Cow then came out as SUPERCOW!
Supercow: SUPERCOW AL RESQUETE!
Supercow fired Milk blasts at him and Chicken fired eggs and they smashed the Red Guy all over.
Red Guy: ENOUGH! Sunset your video games are silly as you!
Sunset Shimmer: NOBODY CALLS TICKLE FRUIT 2 SILLY!
Sunset formed a huge ball of ketchup and threw it and smashed the Red Guy down.
Kickback, Cliffjumper, Threatpack and Cliffjumper used the Animatron and Earth and Skylanders Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Kickback's sub-machine gun, Cliffjumper's glass gas and Threatpack and Skyblade's powers 100-fold.
Kickback and Threatpack: MACHINE GUNS OF WATER!
Cliffjumper and Skyblade: GLASS OF THE SKY!
Firefly and Fantastic 4: FIRE OF THE 4!
Mysticons and Bane: SMASHING GEMINA PUNCHES!
W.I.T.C.H. and Ebon: MYSTICAL CANDRAKAR BARRAGE!
Planes 2013 and Shiv: BLADE PLANE BLITZKRIEG!
Mario and Hydro Man: MUSHROOM KINGDOM WATER SHOT!
Dark Signers and Webstor: NAZCA SPIDERS OF FURY!
Fashionistas and King Hiss: SNAKES OF FASHION!
Former Enemies of Springfield and Leonard: PIGS OF REDEMPTION!
Loud Ed Couples and Eccentro: LIGHTNING OF ROMANCE!
Bubsy and Pete: CRYSTAL YARN BARRAGE!
Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders and Cow and Chicken: LAUGHTER OF THE FARM SHOT!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Pinkie Pie, Wendy Traviston, Cow and Chicken: LAUGHING FARM ULTRA BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: FOOD ELEMENT STYLE: MAC N CHEESE BITES!
Entrapta: FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: CUPCAKES!
Perfuma: FOOD NATURE STYLE: OATMEAL!
Frosta: FOOD ICE STYLE: ICE CREAM!
Sari Sumdac: FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: CHEESEBURGERS!
Jessica Shannon: FOOD STING STYLE: BEIGNETS!
R. Mika: FOOD LIGHT STYLE: RAMEN!
Juri Han: FOOD DARK STYLE: GRILLED CHICKEN!
Mai Shiranui: FOOD FIRE STYLE: CURRY!
Yuna Kamihara: FOOD WATER STYLE: ONIGIRI!
Shantae: FOOD MAGIC STYLE: TERRINE!
Akko: FOOD STAR STYLE: STEAK FRITES!
Sakura Kusagano: FOOD FLOWER STYLE: FASOLAKIA!
Karin Kanzuki: FOOD FIRE STYLE: GYROS!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said foods!
Lincoln and his harem: FOOD FINAL SMASH: RATATOUILLE MAYHEM!
They fired a massive wave of Ratatouille at the Red Guy!
KRASMASH!
He was smashed into a pulpy pancake!
Red Guy: (Stupid Talk) That wasn't so bad.
Me: Oh it's going to get worse.
We pulverized him all over more.
Red Guy: (Painfully Stupid Talk) I take that back. This is REALLY bad.
Kitty: Have you calmed down?
Red Guy: Yes, I have.
Tar Pit: Good. Like I said before, I don't mind your ketchup.
Moonstone: But ever consider that you, Cow and Chicken can actually sell food together?
Red Guy: Honestly, I didn't.
Kyd Wykkyd: It's not too late to start now.
Avalanche: After you owe Cow and Chicken an apology.
Red Guy: I'm sorry guys.
Chicken: Ah it's all right.
?: I will destroy all of you if it's the last thing I ever do!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Millia Rage: (Russian Accent) I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Crow.
A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Crow, the maniac mad scientist who used to work for the Post War Administration Bureau.
Millia Rage: (Russian Accent) You just don't even know when to quit, do you?
Crow (Guilty Gear XX): Never, and to think, I'll finally have the pleasure of destroying all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm forever.
Naia the Water Faerie: That's never going to happen.
Suddenly, Naia the Water Faerie's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue, and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Crow, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, and Water faeries with every step.
Naia the Water Faerie: Crow, I will never forgive you for the chaos and suffering that you'd caused to so many innocent people, and now, I will make you pay for everything that you've done.
Suddenly, Naia the Water Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding it, there's a Water faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Marina the Water Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
Naia the Water Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair with rainbow streaks in her hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and a aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries surrounding her, she has a Water faerie with the Water Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, along with the water drop on her forehead, and the water drops around her eyes are glowing, she has on faerie earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its hands, she has a Water faerie with aqua blue gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Naia the Water Faerie has on an aqua blue sleeveless dress with a blue phoenix on it, aqua blue sandals, and a long aqua blue sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a Water faerie with ocean waves surrounding it. Naia the Water Faerie's aqua blue fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a Water faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Naia the Water Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Naia the Water Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large aqua blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large aqua blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the Water faerie that said, "Naia the Water Faerie, Guardian of the Rainbow Fountain of Faerieland, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Rainbow Fountains, and Water Faeries."
ナイア・ザ・ウォーター・フェアリー、フェアリーランドのレインボー・ファウンテンの守護者、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべきそして強力驚くべき強力な教師の学生であり、水、レインボーファウンテン、ウォーターフェアリーのマスター
Naia the Water Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE RAINBOW WATER FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Naia the Water Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Crow saw it, he got out a gun and tried to shoot her, but Naia the Water Faerie fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with water, rainbow water, and water faeries, and they hit the mad scientist and got him drenched.
Nico: Whoa, Naia the Water Faerie's transformed, oh this is going to be one awesome fight.
Me: You said it, Nico.
Lincoln: Wow, Naia, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Naia the Water Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Water Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer this mad scientist his punishment?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Naia.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Naia the Water Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's make this monster pay for everything he's done.
Lincoln and Naia the Water Faerie went after Crow, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Water Faeries at Smite Ao Kuang, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the mad scientist. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on him and Naia the Water Faerie fired powerful aqua blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Lincoln: Let's end this monster once and for all, Naia.
Naia the Water Faerie: Let's do it, Lincoln.
Naia the Water Faerie and Lincoln: SHOWERSTORM OF NEPTUNE'S JUSTICE!
Naia the Water Faerie and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of water, which transformed into a massive shower of swords made of pure water, and as they rained down, they pierced Crow all over his body, and then, the last water sword came down and beheaded Crow. Then, as his spirit appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of black energy of The Black Gates at Crow, and the blast obliterated and erased the mad scientist's spirit forever. We cheered wildly for what Naia the Water Faerie and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons on their backs and power down, and Naia the Water Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Naia the Water Faerie: That's it for that mad scientist. Thank you for helping me take care of Crow once and for all, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Naia.
Suddenly, Naia the Water Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Naia the Water Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Naia the Water Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Water Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with water fountains spraying water into the air and forming a beautiful rainbow in the sky, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: That's so awesome.
Queen Fyora: Indeed it is, J.D.
Lori: J.D. told us that Naia runs the Rainbow Fountain in Faerieland, and that display literally is so beautiful.
Dizzy (Guilty Gear): And now, I'm finally free of that monster, Crow.
Lincoln: That's right, Dizzy, and I'll contact Ky Kiske later on, and tell him that you're safe and that we got rid of Crow once and for all.
Nico: Good idea, big guy. Try to capture the woman that he loves for his crazy experiments, will he? Now, I'm really glad you took care of him by giving him The Black Gates, Lincoln.
Me: You said it, Nico, and Ky will be happy to know the news that the mad scientist who's tried to capture the woman that he loves is finally dead.
Lincoln: And he's never coming back...ever!
Chicken: (To the viewers) This was a great and awesome battle for yous and I hope you all loved it as much as we have!
Nico: It was great! Great job everyone. First lets get the cafeteria cleaned up and then head back to class.
We snapped our fingers and cleaned up the place and went to class. Later we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Part 1 of the Cow and Chicken Saga done.
Happy Meat from Cow and Chicken is one of my all time favorites and it was really awesome. And it was really awesome how Cow and Chicken made a lot of competition with the Red Guy over ketchup food. The episode aired on August 19th, 1997 and it was great! The first part was for the 2010 movie The Wolfman and that was a great movie back then. It was to help us get ready for a future mission. The second part was for the Simpsons Episode with the Springfield Riots called The Cartridge Family and they was a cool one where Homer got a gun. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Lewa, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily head into the Ben 10 episode where we face Camille's evil parents and we're going to make sure the wedding continues whether they like it or not. And we're going to meet an Orthopterran Gene-Slammer named Rachel Stavenport. Rachel Stavenport is Nico's friend from Gym Class and yes she is a human size fairy and has amazing plant powers too. She has awesome powers to talk to animals and bugs and has the awesome power to see peoples auras and she has been given the nickname Moonwalker as a result. She has the kanji for Cricket emblazoned on her forehead too. She also hates bullies with a massive vengeance. Also we're going to find an awesome archenemy for young Lucy Mann too. Lincoln's next rescue is gonna be in the movie An American Tail III: The Treasure of Manhattan Island and we're going to throw Mr. Grasping and his cohorts in prison for their crimes and discrimination against Indians. Also Lincoln, Matau and the group are going to meet a gene-slammer for An Owl of Luck and her name is Neferteri Salah and she is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt. She is also an angel of the night and has powers over the energy of the stars. But also she has an immensely intense burning hatred towards Lori for something horrible she did that nearly sent Lori to prison. Also after the exercise scene Scoots is gonna return for revenge on the entirety of Gotham Royal York and she is going to REALLY cause A LOT OF CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION and also Varya Pozhar is going to transform in that scene. The next chapter is gonna be a funny one and we're going to face The Red Guy after he kidnaps Cow when he puts the pieces of the puzzle together and figures out who Supercow is.
See you all tomorrow.
