This chapter is based on the Cow & Chicken episode called Who is Supercow?
In the early morning hours at 2:53 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw four figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Lepel, South Asia. But, they were no ordinary four figures, their were Botanica & Jessica Jumpstart, twin daughters of Lincoln's future wife, Sweet Grapes. Tech-Gear, the daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Sari Sumdac. Dagger Blade, a dedicated, respective, strict and discipline korean ninja warrior. Spider-Strike, an Four-Armed Monkey wearing a iron spider suit-like. And Beary Fagerbear, the mighty bear warrior. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Sweet Grapes, Sweet Tarts, Phyllis the Florauna, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sari Sumdac, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Sweet Grapes, Sweet Tarts, Phyllis, Frostbyte, Frozen, Sari, Lori, J.D., Nico, did you guys have that same dream as me?
Lori: We sure did, bro.
Sari Sumdac: And it also means that we found out where our daughters is at.
Frostbyte: Along with a korean ninja warrior.
Princess Frozen: A cute Four-Armed monkey wearing a spider suit.
Phyllis The Florauna: And a mutated giant bear-like creature.
Sweet Tarts: But the question is, Where?
Me: they're at Lepel, South Asia.
Nico: Oh man, that's not good. Out on the streets in Lepel, South, is not a safe place for them.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.
Lori: You got that right, bro.
Lincoln, Lori Loud, Ester, Me, and Nico were heading to Cairo, Egypt. Then, Lincoln saw a sweet and extremely smart 11 year old techno-organic girl who has dark-skinned, red bobbed hair with straight blunt bangs, red glasses and an lavender headband. She also wears a long-sleeved dress in orange with a yellow stripe that goes up to her neck and stops above the knees, orange leggings with red strap-on mary janes. The backpack she wears also has mechanical wings attached either side and golden arm bracelets. A 13-years-old Mexican Girl who has long forest green hair, green eyes, mint-like skin. she wears a long sleeve green crop top shirt, with a long green dress with sleeveless straps on shoulders underneath, a long green skirt, and a pair of green ballet shoes. a tall, very pretty and slender 13 year old grasshopper-like girl who has green skin, a large segmented horn on top of her head, and two smaller horns on the sides of her head, large green eyes with light-green scleras, and small rounded eyebrows. She has straight, waist-length, black hair tied back in pigtails with short bangs. she has grasshopper wings on her back. she wears a very light green blazer with rolled-up sleeves; the inside of the blazer is lined in white with light yellow polka dots, and it has black trimming. Underneath, she wears a white t-shirt with black stitching and a grasshopper design below the collar. The design itself has an Orthopterran on it, a green long skirt with a silver belt, She wears light green rolled-up jeans and green ballet flats with silver soles. A 15-years-old Korean boy who is wearing a black ninja-suit with white and gold armors, gauntlets, knee pads and dragon-like helmet, and he's wielded a samurai sword. A 12-years-old Four-Armed Monkey worn metallic spider-like helmet with sharp razor-like mandible and golden-like bug eyes, the black suit with silver armor-like and four metallic spider legs-like. And a 14-years-old mutated giant bear-like creature wearing a heavy armored black suit with mini-gun, shotgun, missile launcher, twin blasters and some grenades. Lincoln saw who they was, it was Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart, Tech-Gear, Dagger Blade, Spider-Strike and Beary Fagerbear.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Dagger Blade?
Dagger Blade: Yes, And who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And for Jessica, Botanica, and Tech-Gear there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, Sweet Grapes and Sari Sumdac came out, and when Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart, and Tech-Gear saw them, they were stunned.
Tech-Gear: Mother unit, is that you?
Sari Sumdac: Yes, sweetie, it's me.
Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart, and Tech-Gear ran up to Sweet Grapes and Sari Sumdac, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Lori, Sweet Tarts, Phyllis the Florauna, Frostbyte and Princess Frozen.
Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Sweet Grapes and Sari Sumdac, your mothers are one of my many future wives.
Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart and Tech-Gear: That means...you're our father.
Lincoln smiled, and that filled Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart, and Tech-Gear with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Botanica, Jessica Jumpstart, and Tech-Gear to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Sweet Grapes and Sari Sumdac with their kids, and they now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life. As well as Frostbyte starts a strong relationship with Dagger Blade, Princess Frozen starts a cute relationship with Spider-Strike, And Botanica starts a close relationship with Beary Fagerbear.
Later it was time for Nico's rescue. Walking through a very beautiful and prestigious clubhouse grounds was Nico, Lewa, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were on another awesome and amazing rescue.
Me: Wow this clubhouse is amazing.
Ochaco: It sure is awesome.
Sirius: I'm looking forward to seeing how this one will go next.
Lewa: Boy me too.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lewa.
Lewa: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be really cool going on a great rescue with you.
Eli: Yep. First Matau and now Lewa for you.
Lana: That is awesome.
Nico: Lewa, are you left out that all the other Toa have Ambassador Missions except you?
Lewa: Yeah as a matter of fact I do feel left out on that. But I am happy that I go on the Ambassador missions with my fellow Toa sometimes.
Eli: That's good.
Lana: It's always awesome though.
Nico: I really am sorry about that. But I promise that next year, if we aren't retired by then, I'll find an Ambassador mission for you.
Me: Yeah we sure will.
Lewa: Thanks guys.
Eli: We won't be retiring anytime soon. Not as long as there is always evil threatening the universe.
Lola: That's for sure.
Nico: We don't know that for sure. But in any case, I'll make sure it's a world that involves flying.
Eli: That would be cool.
Me: But we're not retiring Nico.
Lana: Yeah!
We got to walking around and then we saw purple globs of slime on the ground.
Me: What the?
I wiped some of it.
Me: Purple slime globs?
Nico: Anyone else getting a strange case of deja vu?
Me: I am. I think I know what's going on.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
There was an explosion!
Nico: Whoa!
We then saw Heatblast there!
Me: Whoa! Looks like we wound up in the middle of the battle in Joel and Camille's wedding against her so-called parents.
Sirius: Those fiends have caused enough problems long enough.
Eli: Especially after what happened with the Human-Lenopan Feud!
Nico: Then lets power up and get them!
Me, Nico and Eli went Super Angel.
We then saw the Mann's in their true forms!
I fired a blast of fire and it hit them and burned them into hard rock!
But then, we saw another Lewa.
Nico: Lewa?!
Lewa 2: Guys, thank Mata Nui I found you! You brought the wrong Lewa with you. He's an impostor! You know how many shapeshifting monsters there are in the Multiverse.
Sirius: Which one's the real Lewa?!
Nico: Well, the real Lewa IS capable of using the Mask of Levitation.
Lewa 2: What? Oh crud!
Me: Bingo!
I fired a blast of fire and blasted the fake and it was A LENOPAN!
Eli: Busted!
But then we heard a phoenix cry!
Nico: Huh? We're not doing the entrance are we?
Lewa: No it's coming form there!
We saw an Orthopterra!
Lincoln: Whoa!
Orthopterra: (In a girls voice) Looks like these birds are all fired up!
Nico: Rachel Stavenport!? WHOA!
She jumped into the air and jumped onto a Lenopon and squished it.
Then she jumped high into the air and reverted back and she had green hair and green clothes and amazingly beautiful yellow butterfly wings and had the kanji for Cricket emblazoned in the middle of her forehead!
Rachel Stavenport: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too Rach.
Me: Wow! You are a fairy too?
Rachel Stavenport: Yep. I'm a human sized fairy.
Eli: That is cool!
Rachel Stavenport: Yep. We can catch up later. Lets take these bad parents down!
Me: With pleasure!
We went and faced Camille's parents.
Nico: Hey you clods! Didn't your mom and dad ever tell you it's not nice to pick on kids?
Nico fired a blast of fire and burned Mr. Mann all over.
Nico: Ben, you might find this crazy. But tap your Omnitrix symbol. With that, you can switch between aliens!
Heatblast: Okay.
He tapped it and turned into Upgrade!
Upgrade: Cool!
Nico pulled out his Electromagnetic Railgun.
Nico: Merge with my railgun.
Upgrade: You got it!
Upgrade did so and made it more awesome than ever.
Nico: Awesome!
Eli: Yeah!
Upgrade: Which one should we shoot first?
Nico: How about both at the same time?
Me: This will be good!
Rachel Stavenport: Allow me to help too.
Rachel then summoned a thunderstorm with awesome Weather Control powers!
Nico: FIRE!
Ben and Nico fired a massive blast of lightning.
THUNDERCLAP!
Rachel had the storm fire a massive lightning strike and the blasts all hit Camille's parents both at the same time and disintegrated them into ashes in an instant!
Me: Take that!
Nico: YEAH!
Upgrade got off the blaster and then Ben reverted back by pressing the Omnitrix symbol.
Nico: Awesome!
Young Gwen: That was so amazing!
Young Lucy Mann: It sure was! That was awesome!
Eli: Yeah it was!
Sirius: So awesome!
We went and found Camille and Joel.
Me: Well Camille your so-called family has been taken care of.
Camille Tennyson: Good riddance.
Nico: Sorry your wedding got trashed like this.
Joel Tennyson: It's all right guys but thank you.
Nico: You're welcome.
Rachel Stavenport: But this was awesome taking Camille's parents down.
Nico: Yep. Lenopans are not to be taken lightly though. They were known for their nasty dispositions after and during the Human-Lenopan Feud.
Rachel Stavenport: Wow.
Nico: But how did you control the weather like that Rach?
Rachel Stavenport: My powers have been evolving a lot since we last saw each other Nico. I have the power to control the elemental forces of nature and even the weather.
Me: Wow! That is amazing!
Young Lucy Mann: It sure is!
Me: Yeah.
Lewa: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Rachel Stavenport: I have a ton of favorite memories. But my favorite has to be in gym class. We were climbing ropes and I saw 4 thug brothers roughing up a kindergarten student. They were in 5th grade and me and Nico went over and kicked the living dirt out of them and we got them all expelled and sent to juvie.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow! Good riddance to those brutes.
Nico: Yep. After they got sent to juvie their parents disowned them and they became the states problem now. But rumors flew around that fellow inmates at that Juvenile hall killed them.
Eli: Whoa! That is awful!
Nico: Yeah but it was long before I joined the team.
Me: Oh well that's a relief. As long as it doesn't involve us killing them.
Sirius: Because it goes against our code.
Tsuyu: That is for sure.
Nico and Rachel hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Rachel Stavenport: Me too Nico. Me too.
Young Lucy Mann: It's amazing that you all have come so far.
Me: Well with great power comes great responsibility.
Lana: That's right.
Lincoln: It's true.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Sydney are heading to the world of An American Tail III: The Treasure of Manhattan Island, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls there, but we're also going to throw Mr. Grasping and his cohorts in prison for their crimes and discrimination against Indians.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of An American Tail III: The Treasure of Manhattan Island, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls there, but we're also going to throw Mr. Grasping and his cohorts in prison for their crimes and discrimination against Indians.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Me: This is going to be good, and since Lincoln and his family also have Iroquois blood in them, they are really going to make those criminals pay.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's right, Lori got her wind powers from Ga-Oh and Lincoln and Linka got their lightning powers from Hinon. But, it's awesome that you guys are also descendants of not only The Loud Clan of Loch Loud in 17th Century Scotland, but you're also descendants of the Iroquois tribe and descendants of witches.
Lincoln: That's right, TLPS Mr. Wolf, committing crimes of discrimination against Indians, that's what I call a hate crime, and they're looking at spending a very long time in jail, and thanks for joining us, Matau.
Matau: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be a good one.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye of The Buddha, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, along with Fievel and his family, but they've been cornered by Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, along with Fievel and his family, but they've been cornered by Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, and they're going to kill them.
?: (Egyptian Accent) Those heartless racist criminals, let's get them!
Suddenly, we saw an Owl of Luck Duel Monster appear before us.
Me: Whoa, that's the Owl of Luck Duel Monster.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Egyptian accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Neferteri Salah, but we'll have to talk later, we've got a group of criminals to throw in prison.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, and that allowed the five girls, along with Fievel and his family to get to safety. When Mr. Grasping and his cohorts saw us, they were enraged.
Lincoln: You criminals are looking at some serious hard time in prison for your crimes, not to mention the discrimination you all displayed against Indians, where we're from, we call that a hate crime, and that has some very serious consequences.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and they unholstered their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Matau, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow flames at the shackles and freed the slaves, and they ran out of the sweatshop, and then, he tied up Mr. Grasping and his cohorts in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, so they couldn't escape, and beamed them to jail. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for those lowlife criminals. (To Neferteri Salah) and it's so good to see you again, Neferteri Salah.
Neferteri Salah reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing black hair, yellow eyes with a tinge of pink, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Owl Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive white angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Owl of Luck, and she's dressed in a sleeveless buttoned up brown vest, sleeveless purple sweaterneck top with horizontal stripes, purple skirt, black pants, blue sneakers, and long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with stars and owls on the coattails, and Owl of Luck on the back.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Neferteri Salah and they hugged, and Neferteri Salah was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Neferteri Salah, she's my Guardian Angel from Egypt, and knows all about Egypt's 5,000-year-old history, and she's an angel of the night and has powers over the energy of the stars.
Eli: That's truly incredible.
Lincoln: But, there's something else you guys should know: she has an immensely intense burning hatred towards Lori for something horrible she did that nearly sent Lori to prison.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Looks like we're going to find out about that later on.
Lincoln: Trust me, you're not going to like it. Oh, Neferteri, I got you a little something.
Lincoln gave Neferteri Salah a large Owl of Luck-themed sword with Owl of Luck etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade with stars on it, large owl wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large purple gem with owl wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Neferteri Salah's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Neferteri.
Neferteri Salah had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Neferteri Salah on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Ichinose Yayoi, Kurata Ami, Niigaki Aoi, Saijou Hinako, and Takamiya Saki from Long Riders.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ichinose Yayoi, Kurata Ami, Niigaki Aoi, Saijou Hinako, and Takamiya Saki.
Nico: From Long Riders, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ichinose Yayoi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ichinose Yayoi and the four girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ichinose Yayoi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ichinose Yayoi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ichinose Yayoi, Kurata Ami, Niigaki Aoi, Saijou Hinako, and Takamiya Saki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were Mr. Grasping and his cohorts.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Neferteri Salah have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and as for Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, they were found guilty for their crimes, along with discrimination against Indians, and they were sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in a special mouse-like cell in The Uranus Prison, and they were chained to the walls of their cell with rainbow energy and Neutronium chains.
After dealing with Mr. Grasping and his cohorts, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Neferteri Salah saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Neferteri, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Neferteri, can you tell us why you have an immensely intense burning hatred towards Lori for something horrible she did that nearly sent Lori to prison?
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) You won't like it, Nico. One day, I was walking throughout Royal Woods, and as I was passing through Franklin Avenue, I heard the sound of screaming coming from The Loud House. I busted the door down, and what I saw was too shocking for words, Lincoln was badly mangled up with broken arms and legs, bruises on his body, two black eyes, and missing baby teeth, and I saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was Lori. She was majorly pissed off at Lincoln, who told her he wasn't going to be an ottoman for her and those long talons that she called toenails, always digging into his back. Lori went all out ballistic and pummeled Lincoln. But, I also saw that Lincoln had some slash marks on his back, turns out Lori had a knife on her, and she was going to finish the job and kill him. I got so furious at Lori, I pounced on her and I brutally pulverized her badly and I tied her up with nylon rope. We got Lincoln to the hospital, and he had to stay there for more than three weeks. I stayed there with Lincoln, along with the other Loud sisters, while Mr. and Mrs. Loud were with Lori, and they told her that what she did could've ultimately gotten her sent to prison. But, knowing Lincoln's forgiving nature, he doesn't want Lori thrown in jail, so I talked with Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and they agreed to sign Lori up for the Scared Straight Program, and by the time the people in that program were done, Lori was scared badly by what she experienced. Yes, I hated her for what she did to Lincoln, but Lincoln always had a forgiving heart, and I couldn't ignore it.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Damn, and I thought the beatings that Lincoln got from Lynn were bad.
Lincoln: They were, Nico, but they don't compare to the pummeling that I got from Lori, and the scars on my back healed up after a couple of weeks after I was released.
Lynn: And Luna and I put some medicinal cream that Dad got from the store on Lincoln's back, but we had to be careful, so we don't try to pick at the scars. It was horrible.
Luna: Big time, dude, and I almost got that close to hitting Lori on her head with my guitar.
Lynn: She almost did, but we had to stop her, and when I reminded her of her baby bro and that he needed his Guardian, that got her to cool down and head back to Lincoln to care for him. Besides, the Scared Straight Program that Neferteri, Mom, and Dad signed her up for really scared her bad.
Me: Yikes, and I see how those Scared Straight programs can scare juveniles badly, my Dad was part of one in Colorado, and he'd handled many juveniles who were signed up for that one, and they were bad from the beginning, but Dad had nerves of steel to deal with them.
Nico: When it comes to dealing with hardened juveniles, officers of the laws need them.
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked, we were in for a big shock: the one who tripped the alarm was none other than our old enemy, Scoots, Royal Woods' scooter-riding, troublemaking, heckling bad elder, and she's back for revenge on the entirety of Gotham Royal York, and she's really causing a lot of chaos and destruction by plowing through the buildings, destroying property, setting fires to peoples' cars, and all sorts of other criminal acts.
Lincoln: Oh man! It's Scoots, she's back for revenge on the entirety of Gotham Royal York.
We gasped in shock, especially Lincoln's family, friends, and his Guardian Angels, who've had their dealings with that crazy old goat.
Nico: And from the looks of it, she's really causing a lot of chaos and destruction by plowing through the buildings, destroying property, setting fires to peoples' cars, and all sorts of other criminal acts.
Me: What the hell?! Doesn't she know when to quit?!
Lincoln: No, she doesn't, J.D. Come on, guys. I still owe her big time for breaking my arms and legs, and putting me in the hospital long ago.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Let's get that bitter old goat.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and then, we saw our target: Scoots, and it looks like she's now running people over with her scooter again. Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Scoots, and it derailed her rampage, and it allowed everyone to get to safety. When Scoots saw us, she was mad.
Scoots: Well, if it isn't the loser force. You'll pay for throwing me in that asylum, and then, I'm going to continue to take my revenge on all of Gotham Royal York!
Lincoln: Shut it, you bitter old goat. You did all that to yourself because of all the trouble you've been causing for who knows how long. You've been nothing but a rude, mean, and really inconsiderate old goat who doesn't even give a damn about anyone but yourself! Not to mention all the trouble you've caused us in the past!
Me: You deserved to get banned from Mr. Lynn's restaurant after everything you did.
Nico: Not to mention, you also deserved to get kicked out of Sunset Canyon for all the trouble you've caused there as well.
Eli: Yeah, you mentally insane old goat!
Scoots got so mad, she tried to run Eli over with her scooter, but Varya Pozhar fired a powerful blast of fire from her fire angel wings, and it hit Scoots.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) That's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity!
Suddenly, Varya Pozhar's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with flames, fire angels, and fire vampires, she unholstered her massive Old Entity Cthugua-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Scoots, she left red energy, flames, fire angels, and fire vampires with every step.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Scoots, what you've done to Lincoln, his family and friends, and to everyone in Gotham Royal York can never be forgiven, I would've thought we'd never have to deal with you again, but you don't even care. Well, now you've left me no choice but to beat you into the ground, and I won't be surprised if I knocked out your dentures!
Suddenly, Varya Pozhar was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with fire angels, flames, and fire vampires surrounding the vortex, there's the Old Entity Cthugua flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Varya Pozhar emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Varya Pozhar grew to 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with flames, fire angels, and fire vampires surrounding her, she has Old Entity Cthugua emblazoned on her forehead and its claws is the Fire Kanji that was tattooed on her forehead, she has on fire angel earrings with red gems for eyes and the Fire Kanji in its hands, she has on her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts links and red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and along with the gold Thunderbird Pendant, she also has the pendant of Old Entity Cthugua, and they're holding the Fire Kanji. Varya Pozhar has on a yellow blouse, sleeveless red dress, yellow stockings, yellow knee-high boots, long red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames, fire angels, and fire vampires on the coattails, and on the back is Old Entity Cthugua surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Varya Pozhar felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with flame-colored tips on the large red feathers, sprouted out of her back. Varya Pozhar has on her Ring of The Phoenix with large red gem on her left ring finger and Red Lantern ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Varya Pozhar's large Old Entity Cthugua-themed sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, fire angels, fire vampires, and flames, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cthugua's Fiery Vampire Sword of Fire Vampire Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with Old Entity Cthugua and a fire vampire etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large red gem with fire angel wings surrounding it for the pommel. Varya Pozhar has on her brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Fire Vampire with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's yellow Russian writing below Old Entity Cthugua that said, "Varya Pozhar, Embodiment of Cthugua and Gene-Slammer of Old Entity Cthugua, Fiery Guardian Angel of Russia and Defender of Russia's Long History, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Fire Angels, and Fire Vampires"
Варя Пожар, Воплощение Ктугуа и Гено-Слэммер Старой Сущности Ктугуа, Огненный Ангел-Хранитель России и Защитник Давней Истории России, Любящая Будущая Жена Линкольна Громкого, Истребительница Зла, Ненормальные, Убийственные, Безжалостные и Садистские Ублюдки, Удивительные и Сильный ученик Удивительных и Могущественных Учителей, Мастер Огня, Огненных Ангелов и Огненных Вампиров
Varya Pozhar has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY INFERNOSTORM FIRE VAMPIRE ANGEL OF CTHUGUA JUSTICE AND FIERY RAGE AND LOVE!
We were amazed by Varya Pozhar's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on her face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Scoots saw it, she was about to run over Varya Pozhar with her scooter, but Varya Pozhar fired a powerful red energy blast with fire vampires, flames, and fire angels at Scoots, and it hit Scoots and burned her bad.
Nico: Holy crap, Varya's transformed. This is going to be one fiery battle.
Me: You said it, Nico, and with Lincoln also joining in, there's going to be H-E-Double Hockey Sticks to pay for Scoots.
Lincoln: Wow, Varya, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Varya Pozhar: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Fire Angel and Fire Vampire and Divine Love) (Russian Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take care of that bitter old goat?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Varya.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Varya Pozhar.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Better start praying for mercy, Scoots, because you deserve none.
Me: Yeah, not after all the crap she's pulled for so long.
Lincoln and Varya Pozhar went after Scoots, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Fire Angels, and Fire Vampires at Scoots, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit that bitter old goat. This angered Scoots greatly, and she tried to run them over, but Lincoln slashed off Marigold's tires, and sent Scoots flying off the scooter and she landed on her feet. Then, they both attacked her with their massive swords, and Lincoln crushed Scoots' sunglasses. Then, Lincoln and Varya Pozhar fired powerful blasts of red and rainbow energy, which transform into a rainbow energy straitjacket and red energy chains, and they wrapped around Scoots, and she couldn't escape. We all cheered wildly for Lincoln and Varya Pozhar as they holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Varya Pozhar's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive red angel wings are permanent.
Scoots: Agh, alright, so you stopped me, so what? You're still a bunch of losers!
Lincoln: The only loser here is you, Scoots. After what you just did today, it looks like returning you to the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum would be the right thing to do. But, no, instead, we have a special prison for you.
Lincoln drags Scoots to Lynn's Table, and he chained her up to a post alongside Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Amy.
Lincoln: Here's your new prison, and the fun's just getting started for us: your new punishment will be getting humiliated by us, alongside Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, and any other jerk we bring out of our prisons, adding on to your punishment of being banned from all restaurants and places here in Gotham Royal York for life. But, we're not done with you yet, Tech, would you rip the engine out of Scoots' electric scooter?
Tech E Coyote: On it, Lincoln. I could use that engine for something else.
Scoots: No, don't you dare touch Marigold! Keep your filthy paws away from her, you mangy mutt!
This caused Tech E Coyote's ears to twitch in anger, and he turned his head and glared at Scoots.
Tech E Coyote: What did you just call me?!
Everyone: Uh oh.
Scoots: You heard me, you filthy mutt!
Tech E Coyote fired a green energy blast with magnetic beams and ripped Scoots' scooter apart, and he kept the battery, and that sent Scoots into a tailspin of rage. Then, Tech E Coyote punched Scoots hard in her eye, and gave her a nasty shiner. Then, he grabbed her by her hair, and she was forced to look him right in the eyes.
Tech E Coyote: I'm going to tell you one thing, and you better get it through your thick skull: Never, and I mean never, call me a mutt. Got it?!
This frightened Scoots, as she nodded her head in fear, and we cheered for what Tech did to Scoots.
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Well, that's it for that troublemaking heckler. Thank you for helping me take care of Scoots, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Varya.
Suddenly, Varya Pozhar wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Varya Pozhar's face, they kissed passionately as Varya Pozhar wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Fire Angel, and Fire Vampire flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with Old Entity Cthugua appearing and forming a heart of fire in the sky, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Awesome job, you guys, and thanks to you, we now have a new target for our humiliations.
Me: We did say that there'd be H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, and we'll make sure Scoots pays for this.
Ace Bunny: Big time. Especially after she called Tech a you-know-what, and we know better than to call him that.
Nico: We're putting that on the list.
I put it on the list of what not to say around people.
Tech E Coyote: Now, I know why Scoots is known as Royal Woods' heckler and troublemaker, she knows what to say to really get people mad.
Lincoln: Yeah, and after you destroyed her scooter, you're now an enemy of her, Tech.
Suddenly, the Masters of Evil arrived.
Vypra: We heard that Scoots escaped from the Lansing Maximum Security Asylum, is everyone,,,,?
Lincoln: We're okay, Vypra. Varya Pozhar transformed, and she and I took care of Scoots, and we've got a new target for the humiliations.
Shiv: Nice.
Lincoln: But, take a look at what she did.
We showed the Masters of Evil the chaos and destruction Scoots had caused when she broke out.
Electro: Yikes!
Lincoln: Yeah, that's the extent of the chaos and destruction she caused after she broke out. Now, to clean up her mess.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and everything was cleaned and restored to normal, all the buildings are fixed, along with everything else that Scoots had broken on her rampage.
Dark Spicer: Whoa, and who punched Scoots in the eye?
Jack Spicer whispered in Dark Spicer's ear of who it was that punched Scoots in the eye and gave her the shiner, and it was thanks to Tech E Coyote.
Dark Spicer: Whoa.
Jack Spicer: Yeah, and that was because Scoots opened up her mouth, and let out one last insult, but that last insult ended with her getting a shiner thanks to Tech.
Vypra: Jeez.
Me: Yep.
Later it was time for Stella's final ambassador mission with the Kiva Kamen Riders.
Rachel Stavenport was laughing her head off at a bunch of Slappy Squirrel cartoons.
Rachel Stavenport: (LAUGHS) This is so funny!
Fiona Hernandez: Yeah it sure is! How has your mom and dad been doing Rachel?
Rachel Stavenport: Doing really awesome Fiona. Always busy helping with making things in nature.
Nico: That's true.
Me: You would love meeting Mickey and Jessica, Rachel. They are friends that I helped back when I was three.
William: Anyone else wanna go with Stella? Besides Live Action Optimus and 4 Rabbids?
Blade: I'll go with.
Me: Awesome Blade.
Eli: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Cool and also I have a feeling that J.D. is gonna show us a new Kamen Rider form.
Me: Yep I sure am.
Nico: Well lets get a move on.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived in Japan.
Wataru: Hey guys!
Nico: Sup Wataru.
Stella: Wataru, remember when we said one of Blade's quotes? Well, here's the man himself!
Blade: Pleasure to meet you. My name is Erik Brooks, but you know me as Blade.
Wataru: Wow! The great vampire hunter himself!
Me: That's right. Blade is half human and half vampire and he is known to all vampires as The Daywalker. He has the ability to walk in the sunlight and is immune to silver and garlic too.
Wataru: Even though you're not a Kamen Rider, you're still able to kick a lot of vampire ass!
Blade: 452,329,323 vampires all over the world now and counting.
Me: Whoa very impressive way to keep track.
Nico: That is cool.
Me: Oh.
I pulled out a cooler and gave Blade some blood.
Me: Fresh from the blood bank.
Blade: Thanks J.D.
Me: Blade may have all the vampires strengths and none of their weaknesses but like a vampire he needs blood. He has the vampires endless thirst for blood.
Nico: It's true.
Wataru: Wow.
Maya: That is amazing.
Stella: And I think you know my robotic friend over here.
Wataru: Whoa! Is that?
Live Action Optimus Prime: It's an honor. I am Optimus Prime. Leader of the Autobots.
Me: He just joined the team after our big mission to the Live Action Universe 2 days ago.
Stella: That's right.
Me: The wars with the Autobots and Decepticons are now over forever in the Multiverse. After 8 million years the war is finally over.
Wataru: Wow! That is amazing!
Keisuke: I can imagine it's hard that you're not fighting Decepticons anymore. That's like if Nico stopped eating hot wings.
Nico: I WOULD NEVER STOP EATING HOT WINGS!
We laughed!
Nico: I know that was funny but I was being serious.
Me: We know Nico. We would never deprive you of your favorite food like that.
Wataru: Still though, won't you miss kicking Decepticon ass?
Live Action Optimus: Yes but there are many more other evils out there than just the Decepticons. And they still threaten the universe to this day as we speak. So me and the team will focus on taking care of them.
Nico: That's good. And besides the Decepticons are all on the road to redemption now.
Nico showed his Decepticon Leadership Medal.
Wataru: What is that?
Nico: This is my badge of honor for being the new Leader of the Deceptcions. I was officially made as the new leader of the Decepticons after we destroyed Unicron in this universe.
Me: that was one of the most incredibly awesome battles we've ever had and it was epic.
I went over the events of chapter 691 and it was awesome and incredible. When I was finished everyone was amazed!
Maya: My god!
Wataru: That was amazing!
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Wataru: (hears an explosion) The war against the Decepticons may be over. But not the war against the Fangires.
Nico: That's right.
Eli: And we're going to be ready for them too.
Blade: Because they obviously…
Me: Do not know…
Me and Blade: WHO THEY ARE FUCKING WITH!
Keisuke: Who are we facing this time?
We looked and we saw Swallowtail and Earwig Fanfire! But they weren't the only ones. With them was CALIBUR!
Kamen Rider Calibur is a major antagonist of Kamen Rider Saber, serving as the main antagonist of its first arc. He is a former member of the Sword of Logos whom betrayed the organisation to the Megiddo, and tried to steal the Book of Ancients, resulting in its pages being scattered all across the world.
His true identity is originally believed to be Hayato Fukamiya, the father of Kento Fukamiya and the previous Kamen Rider Calibur. It is later revealed that his true identity is in fact none other than Daichi Kamijo, the previous Kamen Rider Saber who saved Touma's life in the past and gave him the Brave Dragon Wonder Ride Book.
He was originally friends with Hayato Fukamiya until Hayato was corrupted by a mole within the Sword of Logos. After defeating his former friend, Daichi became aware of a mysterious force controlling the fates of everyone and thus sought to attain the "eternal truth" in order to figure out what this force was and how to stop it. To this end, Daichi defected from the Sword of Logos and took up the mantle of Calibur from his fallen friend, leading his comrades in the Sword of Logos to believe he was dead. He teamed up with Megid to connect Earth to the Wonder World in order to gain access to Table of Relevations, which held the secrets he needed to uncover the truth of the world.
Daichi Kamijo is portrayed by Hiroyuki Hirayama, while Kamen Rider Calibur is portrayed in suit by Kenji Tominaga. Past
Before becoming Kamen Rider Calibur, Daichi Kamijo was the original Kamen Rider Saber and a close friend of Ryo Ogami and Hayato Fukamiya. After Hayato became corrupted by someone within the guild and attempted to open a portal to the Wonder World using Luna, Daichi was forced to fight his old friend. During the incident, Daichi saved Touma Kamiyama, who would later succeed him as the second Kamen Rider Saber. After defeating Hayato, Daichi learned from him of an eternal truth of a possible creator of the world. Perturbed by his friend's sudden turn, Daichi lost his faith in the guild and secretly, betrayed the Sword of Logos, secretly taking up Calibur's identity and teaming up with the Megid to obtain the eternal truth and as well as find the mole within the organisation in the process. Calibur attempted to steal the Great Book for himself, but his theft was thwarted and as a result, its pages were scattered all across the world, leading the Megid to seek them out in order to open a second portal to the Wonder World.
Alliance with the Megiddo
In the present day, Calibur announced to his acolytes in the Megiddo that the time for them to make a new world emerge had come. He handed the Gansekiou Golem Alter Ride Book to Legeiel and sent him to create the Golem Megid to attack the city.
Calibur and his cohorts later observed Kamen Rider Blades join Saber in fighting against the Ari Megid. Calibur was unperturbed when the two destroyed the Ari and Kirigirisu Megid, remarking that they had only accelerated his plans.
As Kamen Rider Buster destroyed the second Golem Megid, Calibur commented on the swordsman's emergence.
After the defeat of the Hanzaki Megid, Calibur appeared to battle Touma and Rintaro and easily overpowered them both. Calibur attempted to finish them with the Donkugo Issen, but Kento appeared and blocked the attack before sending Calibur away into an isolated floating island in the Wonder World. Calibur later returned from the island and released Desast from his Alter Ride Book.
Seeking Avalon
Calibur later attacked Touma during the battle between the Sword of Logos and the Piranha Megid in an attempt to claim his sword and the Brave Dragon Wonder Ride Book. As the two faced each other, a spark occurred between Brave Dragon and Jaaku Dragon, confirming Calibur's suspicions about Saber. Espada then intervened in the fight and attacked Calibur, leaving Saber to deal with the Piranha Megid. Espada later asks Calibur that why he betrayed the Sword of Logos. Calibur refused to answer Espada's questions and easily defeated the rider. Before Calibur could finish Espada off, Buster appeared and deflected Calibur's attack.
Calibur later returned to the hideout of the Megid, and noted that, as he suspected, without Brave Dragon and the sword, he cannot reach Avalon. Hearing this, Storious decides to help Calibur reach Avalon and hands a black book to him, asking what he intends to do once he gets to Avalon.
After Storious stole Touma's power as Brave Dragon, Calibur was able to reach Avalon and entered the world untransformed. While there, he encounters Touma and Kento, in which both of whom traveled to Avalon in order to get the Brave Dragon Wonder Ride Book back. After transforming into his Kamen Rider form, Calibur fought Kento while Touma entered the location where King of Arthur Wonder Ride Book was sealed. Calibur defeated Kento, but Touma was able to obtain the power of King of Arthur, causing Calibur to leave as he believed that he had more reason to be there. Right before he left, Kento asks him that why he betrayed the Sword of Logos once more. However, Calibur vaguely answered that he would find out sooner or later.
Calibur's True Identity
Kento later attempted to confront Calibur once more, seeking to defeat him to atone for his father. Calibur managed to overpower Kento, but Kento's friends soon came to his aid. After being defeated by a combined finisher from Saber, Blades, Espada and Kenzan Calibur was forced out of transformation, revealing his true identity as Daichi Kamijo. Shocked, Kento demanded to know what happened to his father and why Daichi was Calibur, but Daichi refused to answer. A furious Kento then transformed back into Espada and attempted to attack him, but Daichi transformed back into Calibur and easily fought off Espada, knocking Kento out of his transformation. Daichi then returned to the Megid's lair, where he was impressed at the new Jaou Dragon Wonder Ride Book that they have created.
Jaou Dragon and Connecting the Worlds
With the revelation that Daichi had been Calibur all along, Sophia sought him out and asked why he became the Swordman of Darkness. Daichi responded that he abandoned everything to obtain the truth. Kento then appeared seeking to fight Calibur again, and two Riders transformed into Calibur and Espada to do battle. During the fight, Kento asked Calibur what he had done to his father, to which Daichi answered that he had cut him down for betraying the Sword of Logos. Kento becomes more enraged but is unable to overcome Daichi, who at that point decides to test out the new Jaou Dragon Wonder Ride Book. Transforming into his new form using the said Wonder Ride Book, Calibur became even more powerful and was able to easily overpower Kento. Before he could finish Kento off, Blades intervened and took Calibur's finisher, causing him to become critically injured.
Calibur and the Megid then put their plan into motion, to simultaneously erase six locations and replace them with giant books that will connect the human world to the Wonder World, similar to the incident that happened 15 years ago. As Calibur made preparations, he was confronted by Kento again. During their confrontation, Kento mentioned Touma, causing Daichi to realize that the current Saber was none other than the young child he saved 15 years ago. The two then transformed and fought once more, with Calibur easily beating down Kento before using a more powerful attack in order to defeat him, that the said attack left Kento severely injured.
As Daichi prepared to use his own Sacred Sword in order to open the last of the giant books needed to open the portal, he is interrupted by Touma and Rintaro. Touma asks Daichi why he sacrificed many lives, including Kento's, to discover the truth, to which Calibur answered that it was the only way. Daichi then transforms into Calibur and easily fights off all the Logos Riders with the power of Jaou Dragon. An injured Kento shows up to help his friends but Calibur easily cuts him down too and seemingly kills him. However, Touma then suddenly receives the Dragonic Knight Wonder Ride Book from Luna and uses its power to defeat Calibur. Following Daichi's defeat, Desast attempted to claim the Ankokuken Kurayami, only for Calibur Jaou Dragon to appear to retake it, still alive.
Once all the giant books were opened, Earth became fully connected to the Wonder World and a portal opened in the sky leading to the Table of Revelations. While his Megid allies held off the Riders of the Sword of Logos, Calibur Jaou Dragon flew into the portal and went to obtain the Table of Revelation. However, Saber was able to get past the Megid and flew into the portal to the Wonder World after Calibur. Inside, the two Riders faced each other, and Calibur revealed he sought the Table of Relevation to attain the "eternal truth" that he desired. Both Touma and Daichi fought each other, thus resulting in Calibur defeating Saber, casting Touma into the eternal darkness, but Touma was able to escape with help from the spirit of Kento and confronted Calibur again. Impressed by his willpower, Daichi revealed the truth to Touma about the incident that happened 15 years ago, how Hayato had been corrupted by a mole within the Sword of Logos and how he believed that the world was merely controlled by a "creator" that controls the fates of everyone, who he sought to uncover. Calibur then fights Saber once more and tells him that the one true reason for seeking the Table of Relevation is to discover the true mole within the guild and defeat the said mole. Touma decisively defeated Daichi, but managed to convince him that turning his back on his friends was merely a mistake. Impressed by Touma's resolve to decide the end of the story, no matter if it was written, Daichi asked Touma to discover the truth in his stead and as well as find "the one who betrayed the organisation", warning Touma that the path he would go down was dangerous and would include sacrificing his friends, the others, and even the ones that are closest to him. Daichi was then suddenly stabbed from behind and murdered by Desast, allowing Desast to claim his Wonder Ride Books for himself.
Legacy
Legeiel revealed to Touma that Daichi was another pawn of the Megid's plan. His sword, the Kurayami, would later be wielded by Kento Fukamiya, the son of Daichi's old friend Hayato.
During the final battle against Storious, the Kurayami would later be wielded by Sophia.
Eli: Swallowtail and Earwig Fangire! And is that?
Me: Calibur! Now I can finish him for good!
Calibur: You and I have a score to settle Knudson.
Nico: How do you know Calibur?
Me: It was after Zarya's Ambassador Missions with the Zenkaigers came to a close. Kaito told me back at the Flying Fortress during the Ridonculous Race that he saw a Black Kamen Rider from Saber running around. And I instantly knew what he was talking about. When I knew it was Calibur, I realized that he was still loose after how Touma and the Saber Kamen Riders destroyed him the last time. Now I am going to finish him for good. But I have a feeling he will return when we meet the Saber Kamen Riders in September.
Nico: That's amazing. Kaito really came through for us again.
Me: Yep.
Stella: Henshin!
Stella transformed!
Me: Now I have something awesome to show you guys.
I pulled out a Wonder Book and it was titled HOKUTO PHOENIX!
HOKUTO PHOENIX -
For eons and flying among the stars of the universe, a mighty phoenix of such unbridled power would one day emerge to bring about an era of peace, love, friendship and prosperity.
Me: HENSHIN!
UNSHEATH THE STARS! From the depths of the stars forged in the mighty majesty of the universe will come forth the savior of the universe and bring forth STAREON THE SWORD OF STARS!
I turned into my new SABER KAMEN RIDER FORM! And it had wings made of stars!
Me: HOKUTO PHOENIX!
Nico and everyone was amazed!
Nico: AWESOME!
Eli: WOW! Bro you have an awesome Saber Kamen Rider form!
Me: Yep. Now this story is going to end my way on Calibur.
Wataru: Our turn, Keisuke. Henshin!
Keisuke: HENSHIN!
Maya: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Show no mercy on that motherfucker J.D.
Me: With pleasure.
I went over to Calibur.
Me: This ends now Calibur.
I clashed powerfully with him and slashed and kicked and teleported all over.
Wataru: Since someone that Touma fought is here, I better use my Emperor form!
Wataru went EMPEROR!
Nico: Awesome!
I slashed Caliber all over the place with incredible fury!
Caliber: You make me sick J.D.
Me: FUCK YOU TOO!
I kicked him and sent him high into the air and I spread my wings.
Caliber: All I want is peace in this world!
Me: Your version of peace is a lie!
I slashed him all over some more and blasted him with star fireballs!
Earwig Fangire: We don't need that new guy to kill you all!
Nico: That's because we're going to kill you bugfucker!
Earwig Fangire: You motherfucking!
Nico: Bite my monkeytailed ass!
Nico fired a blast of energy and blasted his arms off.
Blade: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
Blade slashed the Earwig Fangire in half and killed him instantly.
Live Action Optimus aimed his blaster at the Swallowtail Fangire.
Live Action Optimus: Time for you to see more than meets the eye.
Swallowtail Fangire: Bring it on.
He fired and blasted the Swallowtail Fangire all over and then Eli jumped into the air.
Eli: SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 邪王炎殺剣
Eli slashed the Swallowtail Fangire right in half and incinerated it into nothing!
Nico: These two Fangire have failed this city!
I then finished my fight with Caliber.
Me: It's over Caliber! You're finished! FINAL PAGE! STAR PHOENIX RETRIBUTION!
I fired a blast of stars and energy and it formed into a phoenix of stars and then it slammed into Caliber and he exploded in a massive and fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
HE WAS DEAD!
His spirit appeared.
Me: I will not use the Black Gates on you so I will send you to the Warp. (Holds hand out) HAKAI!
I banished him to the Warp.
Me: He will be back.
I landed.
Nico: WOW! That was awesome!
Me: It sure was.
I reverted back.
Nico: By the way, J.D., we're gonna meet the Saber Kamen Riders next month.
Me: I figured but the big mission for them is some time in September.
Wataru: Stella, ever since I met you, I've begun to see you as my big sister.
Stella: Really? Oh Wataru.
They hugged and then the Rabbids cried in happiness.
We later returned.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
We told everyone everything and they were all shocked!
May: WHOA!
Varie: Unbelievable!
Laney: Wow! That is one way to finish an Ambassador Mission with a bang.
May: Musa, for your first mission in two days, 2 Rabbids and Leo should go with you.
Nico: Cool!
Musa: Awesome! I have a feeling this will be awesome too.
Later we were walking to an awesome dojo.
Anemone: Where are we heading again?
Nico: You'll see Anemone. It's a big dojo that I know. These are sumo wrestlers that I know and they are awesome.
Me: What can you tell us about them?
Nico: They are really awesome Superpowered Sumo Wrestler heroes.
Mamoo: The Afro-Caribbean sumo who is their most sensible member and unofficial leader, fighting for Truth. He likes to cook as well as eat and was disheartened after losing a cooking challenge on a show sponsored by Bad Inc, regaining his confidence after realizing that the challenge was (obviously) rigged. His special move is 'Sumo Squeeze', where he grabs an opponent from behind and gives them a powerful bear hug.
Kimo: The Asian sumo who resembles a samurai and has a Zen-like attitude to life, fighting for Honor. He is apparently precognitive, as his younger self foresaw the Sumos' battles against Bad Inc. First evidenced in "Dance Of The Sugar Plumb Sumos", he also has a habit of making corny one-liners when claiming victory, much to his own amusement and Mamoo's chagrin. His special move is 'Honorable
Thunderball', which involves him rolling into a ball and launching himself at an opponent.
Booma: The Caucasian sumo who talks like a surfer and is the most enthusiastic and childlike, fighting for Peace. He is obsessed with his large butt and proudly talks about it in every episode. His special move is 'Gluteus Maximus', involving him landing on an opponent butt-first and squashing them.
Prima: A small, thin girl who acts as the Sumos' sidekick and helps them out however she can, although their dim-witted and childish ways often annoy her. She has a Japanese accent and appearance.
Wisdom San: The Sumos' yogi-like teacher, who raised them from infancy and taught them the ways of P.H.A.T. He is usually seen in flashbacks, but sometimes appears in contemporary sections of the episode. He resembles an Eastern mystic, seems to wear nothing apart from sandals (although this is debatable, as his beard covers most of his body) and is often seen meditating, levitating, or both. He found raising the Sumos incredibly frustrating due to their greed and clumsiness.
Shemo: The Sumos' long lost sister, she was separated from them as a baby when baby Booma accidentally knocked her down Wisdom San's mountain home. She was consequently raised by a herd of yaks (who somehow knew the ways of P.H.A.T.) and grew up to be the superheroic guardian of Kyoto and its yak population. When Bad Inc devastated the city and kidnapped the yaks and the mayor, Shemo travelled to Generic City to get them back. She turned out to be a better fighter than the boys and turned down their help, but they had to rescue her after Bad Inc captured her. The four Sumos then defeated Bad Inc together and Shemo, politely refusing the offer to stay with her 'brothers', returned to Kyoto.
The Gyoji: A mute, goofy-looking Gyōji that appears in most episodes whenever the Sumos are about to fight. A running gag is him emerging from a nearby area (Such as a mail box) to observe the battle.
When he was done we were all amazed!
Me: Wow! That is awesome that you know these guys Nico. They will make awesome members of the team.
Lana: And Booma sounds awesome.
Laney: Yeah.
At the Super Sumo Dojo the Super Duper Sumos saw Sleep Kirby.
Mamoo: You okay, little guy?
Sleep Kirby: (yawns) Just sleepy.
Kimo: He sure is a tired one.
Nico: He is a tired one.
Mamoo: NICO!
Nico: (BOWS) Awesome to see you guys again.
Booma: Hey Nico! What's happening man!?
Mamoo: You are looking awesome Nico.
Nico: And meet the team.
We came out.
Me: Pleasure to meet you guys.
Exhaust: By any chance, would you guys be related to Sumo Slammers?
Booma: (Laughs) No we aren't but it's awesome that everyone thinks that.
Kimo: Yes we get that a lot but it's not the case.
Shemo: I think it's awesome.
Nico: It sure is. Shemo shall we wrestle like old times?
Kimo: We shall! Let us wrestle!
GONG SOUNDS!
SMASH SMASH!
Nico: (BOWS) Lets dance!
Nico and Kimo wrestled and Nico picked him up and smashed him down.
Nico: Just like old times.
Kimo: Indeed Nico! You are stronger than ever!
Exhaust: By any chance, would you guys be related to Sumo Slammers?
Mamoo: Oh yeah we do! They are just as strong in Sumo Wrestling like we are.
Poliwag: Yeah we are! And we kick some fat butt!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Mamoo: So, can we join the team just in time for the mission you guys have today?
RD Sam: Actually, I've got a feeling today's mission won't be too serious.
Nico: Oh I have a feeling it will be serious.
Nico turned on the TV.
Then an ad came on and The Red Guy was on it.
Red Guy: SUPER HEROES! Are your leotards starting to stink, Are your briefs getting brittle, IS YOUR CAPE KIND OF CRUDDY!? THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HEINIE BO Dry Cleaners. If you're a superhero your cleaning is free.
Nico: The Red Guy is trying to find out who Supercow is so he can kill her and Chicken.
We gasped.
Booma: What a jerk! I can't wait for me and my butt to squish him!
Then Moonstone, Springfield Mafia, Rich Texan, Cantwell, P'Andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, and Kyd Wykkyd appeared.
Moonstone: Can me, the Springfield Mafia, Rich Texan, Cantwell, P'Andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Avalanche, and Kyd Wykkyd go with you guys?
Legs: And yeah, we saw the announcement.
Nico: The Red Guy is really determined to bring down Supercow.
Laney: Yeah that buttwalking freak is really asking for it.
Moonstone: No kidding. (Sees the Super Duper Sumos) Whoa! Who are they?
Nico: Guys meet Mamoo, Booma and Kimo. They are friends from my past and I used to wrestle with them before joining the team.
Rachel Stavenport: I remember seeing them too. The Sumos are a powerful force too.
Gru: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for an Evolved Methanosian next.
Me: Ooh! A gene-slammer for Ultimate Swampfire's kind.
Nico: Yep. So it'll be one of the swamp masters and plants and fire power users too.
Me: So Swamp Thing, Mage Meadowbrook, Lola, Syd Chang or anyone like that.
Eli: This will be awesome too.
Nico: Also to answer your previous question you can come with.
Me: I hope we give that stupid buttwalking heiniechewer what for if he tries anything funny
Man Ray: Maybe Supercow is a cow from the batgur cattle.
Me: The Bargur Cattle you mean.
Man Ray: Right sorry.
Me: Those are the kinds of cattle that live over in India.
Nico: Also Supercow speaks Spanish.
Booma: Supercow is really tough too.
Rachel Stavenport: She sure is and she packs a really strong punch.
Nico: Yep.
Momo: I have a feeling that the Red Guy will make a move soon
Lincoln: How can we be sure that Supercow isn't really a villain?
Weather Vane: Lincoln, why would you think that?
Lincoln: Because the last time so called heroes were in town, they turned out to be frauds out to ruin our reputation!
Me: Lincoln come on! Supercow is a hero and Chicken told us that she pulverized the living crap out of the Red Guy in many circles.
Lana: Yeah specifically when Chicken is in trouble.
Laney: Yeah.
Maria: Lincoln, it's been several weeks now. Can't you just let that go and move on?
Lincoln: You guys seriously forgot how Team Buktu put us out of business?!
Fat Tony: Of course we haven't! But we should just move on and not let that crap get to us!
Nico: Yeah! Besides Team Buktu got what was coming to it.
Eli: Yeah that's a dead subject!
Laney: Absolutely!
Torch Man: Nico, me and Flare Corona can go with you next rescue if you want.
Nico: Awesome idea.
Rachel Stavenport: So many awesome rescues done by both J.D. and Nico.
Kyd Wykkyd: Maybe I can teleport around to find Supercow. Before Red Guy finds her.
Nico: Hmm. Since the Red Guy is Cow and Chicken's Archenemy in the M.O.E., I have a feeling that he already knows who Supercow already is.
Eli: I have a feeling he does.
Chicken: You guys talking about Supercow?
Cree Lincoln: Of course we are. Maybe we could hear your thoughts on the subject.
Chicken: Well that's the thing I came to tell yous. (Frantic) THE RED GUY KIDNAPPED COW! HE KNOWS SHE IS SUPERCOW!
We gasped!
Nico: Why that little!?
P'andor: (Russian Accent) Wait. Cow. Supercow. Oh, duh! It was completely obvious and I missed it!
Nico: I've known about it.
Me: It wasn't that hard to miss for me.
Eli: Me neither.
Laney: Same with me.
Me: That Red Guy is gonna get his big fat ugly red butt kicked for this!
Bugly: Chicken, when did Cow start her Supercow business?
Chicken: Lets see. Since she was young. Around 3 I think.
Nico: Wow she has a lot of experiences.
Eli: She sure does.
Avalanche: Why didn't she tell us about it?
Chicken: She goes by the Superhero code VERY THOROUGHLY.
Nico: Wow.
Eli: Very well done for her.
Burner Man: She does know that with us, there are no secret identities, right?
Chicken: She's only 7 years old.
Me: Oh.
Chicken: But yeah I think she does.
Lana: Maybe we haven't told her or she was far too busy doing stuff.
Cantwell: Red Guy must have something that's Supercow's weakness. Like Superman's weakness is Kryptonite.
Chicken: Supercow doesn't have weaknesses. She only comes when I'm in danger.
Cantwell: Oh man. She she must've been grabbed when she was a cow.
Me: We got to get over there now.
Nico: Agreed! Lets go and do the entrance!
Elec Man: Personally, my weakness, even to this day, is rubber.
Me: That's right because Rubber doesn't conduct electricity. I bet it's Electro's weakness too.
Elec Man: Yeah.
Kitty: Now, hold on. We need to come up with a plan first.
Nico: Now now Kitty. We know Red Guy. He is a villain but he is a dimwitted buttwalking goomba.
Laney: He's right.
Masker Mind: Lincoln, I know you're still paranoid about Supercow. But now's a good time for the Full House Gang.
Nico: Ooh!
Lincoln: Lets do it! Time to bring out the Full Deck!
Lincoln summoned versions of his sisters and us as THE FULL HOUSE GANG!
The High Card: "Alright, girls, [lifts up her mask] let's deal with these losers!"
THE HIGH CARD
[The van opens up revealing the rest of the girls in their Ace Savvy personae.]
A massive fiery explosion blasts a hole through the ceiling and through the flames came Me, Varie, Aylene, Jessie, Jeri, Eddy, Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Fu, Rin, Hinata, Tenten, Pakura and Kushina (Young) and we landed on the floor in our Ace Savvy Personae.
The King of Flaming Hearts: Time to Burn some Bad Guys!
THE KING OF FLAMING HEARTS
Tar Pit: Let's get going!
Nico: Lets get rolling!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Count Bleck. hen we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Mario, you're going to be in for a shock: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Count Bleck.
Mario gasped in shock.
Nicole Knudson: But, Count Bleck is one of Mario's friends.
Lincoln: I know, it's actually his dark side that we're going to fight, and here's something that'll really shock everyone: Count Bleck's dark side took over Count Bleck, and he was the one who freed Scoots from the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: So, Dark Count Bleck was the one who freed that old goat, Scoots, from her prison.
Me: We got to get that dark varmint out of Count Bleck, and destroy it.
Nereid the Water Faerie: That's exactly what Lincoln and I are going to do.
Lincoln: Yeah, I'll use my Dark Side Eternal Purification technique to free Count Bleck from his dark side, and then, Nereid and I will destroy him.
Nico: Awesome idea, big guy.
We were off!
We arrived.
Me: Dry Cleaner ho.
Sixshot: Time for our entrance.
We went at the Dry Cleaner.
Red Guy: Well Cow, with you out of the way, I'll have no problem picking on that wittle chicken! Now are you ready for YOUR FREE STEAM CLEANING!?
Me: (Offscreen) YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ONE UDDER ON HER!
Then the spirits of the Toa Nuva and the Springfield Dirtbags appeared and swirled around him and smashed him all over. Then they converged and then a massive blast of rainbow light blasted out and then we came out.
Nico: Red Guy you are in a farting boatload of trouble!
Red Guy: (holds saw next to Cow's udder) One move and the cow gets it!
Rich Texan: Put the saw down right now.
Red Guy: The cow's gonna get it.
William: Put the saw down right now!
Red Guy: The cow's gonna get it!
May: PUT THE SAW DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Red Guy: THE COW'S GONNA GET IT!
Me: (YELLING IN HIS FACE) WE SAID PUT THE SAW DOWN RIGHT NOW!
The yell blasted him into the wall!
Then the Ice Demon, Iceage, Hydros, Captain Cold, Blizzard, Firebrand, Pyros, Molten Man, Shendu and El Diablo appeared.
Nico: Ice Demon, Iceage, Hydros, Captain Cold, Blizzard, Firebrand, Pyros, Molten Man, Shendu and El Diablo.
Ice Demon: So that's what the Full House Gang looks like.
Lincoln: What do you think?
Iceage: You guys look good in those outfits?
Hydros: I hope they aren't tight.
Me: Lincoln based the Full House Gang on his sisters.
Laney: It's true.
Captain Cold: (to Nico) We heard you faced Camille's parents.
Nico: We sure did and it was awesome.
Blizzard: I hope they didn't pretend to be a dead couple again.
Nico: Nope they didn't.
Me: But it was awesome taking them down.
Blothgear appeared for another round.
Blothgaar: Cow, can I have some milk? I forgot to drink for breakfast.
Cow: Oh sure. (MOOS) (SQUEEZES UDDER)
She poured milk into a glass and gave it to him.
Blothgear: Thank you.
He drank it.
Nico: Thirsty huh?
We got the usual battle underway.
Thetis, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ed, Edd N Eddy, RD Sam Sharp and Sirens (Samurai Jack) VS The Ice Demon - Nico's rescue
The Ice Demon was first.
Ice Demon: (to Thetis) In Nico's rescue, he taught Young Ben how to change forms. He really is a good teacher.
Thetis: I agree there. He is a really awesome teacher.
Rarity: Oh I most agree there darlings. He definitely has a lot of great potential to be an amazing teacher.
Sweetie Belle: I agree there too. Maybe he can be a teacher at the Friendship School.
Gill Grunt: Not a bad idea.
Ed: He looks like the head of the monster from I was a Teenage Appetizer from Planet Sushi The Second Coming.
Eddy: SHUT UP ED!
Edd: (LAUGHS)
The Ice Demon: That is funny. But i agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Samus Aran, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - Lincoln's Rescue
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in An American Tail III: The Treasure of Manhattan Island. How was it?
Samus: Went really well and we brought down 3 bad mice that hated Indians.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah those three mice are now in jail forever.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But they got it coming to them.
Sunburn: I thought it was really awesome.
Blossom: It sure was cool.
Bubbles: It sure was cool!
Buttercup: Yeah we gave them a piece of our minds.
Iceage: Good riddance. Now they are residents of prison for a long time. Bread and water, guards whomping your ass around the clock, ice cold showers and the only way out is suicide.
They laughed!
Samus: That is funny!
Iceage: Chief Wiggum taught me that one. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Azulongmon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Cow & Chicken, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan - Meeting An Owl of Luck Gene-Slammer
Hydros was next.
Hydros: (to Iceage) I heard you guys met an Owl of Luck Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Azulongmon: She's from Egypt and her name is Neferteri. Neferteri Salah.
Rainbow Dash: And she is awesome.
Scootaloo: She sure is. She is a great flyer and knows a lot about the history of Egypt.
Whirlwind: I think so too.
Cow: Yeah she is great!
Chicken: Many of Lincoln's Guardian Angels are cool.
Hydros: They sure are. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Qin Chen, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Dexter's Laboratory, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold - The Super Duper Sumos are awesome
Captain Cold was next.
Captain Cold: (to Qin) The Super Duper Sumos are awesome. And it's nice that Nico knows them.
Qin: It sure is so awesome! They are big, strong and powerful too.
Fluttershy: Yes they sure are amazing.
Tornado Bolt: I agree too.
Stealth Elf: They are really cool too.
Dexter: I must concur with everyone on that.
Captain Cold: Boy they sure are cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and fire and smashed him down.
Troy Burrows, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Johnny Bravo, Cree Lincoln and Ravager VS Blizzard - Hope The Red Guy likes being black and blue
Blizzard was next.
Blizzard: (to Troy) I hope The Red Guy likes being black and blue. But he won't be hurt too badly.
Troy Burrows: Believe me he has taken a big time beating over the years.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes he has and he is a powerful tough guy.
Starshine Sparkle: The Red Guy is gonna be putting that toughness to the test however.
Sunny Starscout: I agree too.
Spyro: The Red Guy will get his butt kicked for kidnapping Cow.
Johnny Bravo: That's right and we're going to turn that buttfaced freak into a pulpy pancake for this!
Blizzard: You got that right! Lets do it1
Troy Burrows: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!
Troy turned into the Red Dino Fury Ranger!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Troy Burrows: That's a Super Mega Win!
Kevin Reynolds, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, I Am Weasel, Bugly and Iguanus VS Gary Gilbert A.K.A. Firebrand (Marvel) - The Red Guy has really gone and done it this time
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand: (to Kevin) The Red Guy has really gone and done it this time. But we're still keeping him around since he's funny.
Kevin Reynolds: I know but it's still very funny how he can take a big time beating and come back for more.
Starlight Glimmer: He is a tough guy and funny too.
Cozy Glow: And lets not forget that he is a master of disguise as well as makes really awesome ketchup food.
Hex: I agree on that one.
I Am Weasel: I agree there too. I hope he knows how to make awesome ketchup eggs.
Firebrand: Now that would be cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, bones, lightning and magic and smashed him down.
Zhuqiaomon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Time Squad, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan - Cow may be 7 but she is really smart
Pyros was next.
Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) Cow may be 7 but she's really smart. But we should probably tell her that we have no secret identities.
Zhuqiaomon: Good idea there.
Applejack: Yeah I agree there and it will be awesome for Cow to be Supercow too.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure will be awesome!
Flashwing: I agree there too as well.
Tuddrussel: Yeah it sure will and we're going to kick a lot of Red Guy butt with Supercow with us too.
Larry 3000: Oh it sure will.
Otto Osworth: I think it will be awesome!
Pyros: Yeah it sure will! Lets do it!
Tuddrussel: IT'S GO TIME!
They fired waves of energy, fire, earth, rock, apples and crystal and smashed him down.
Kaz, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Three Stooges, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Elec Man and Fire Man VS Molten Man - Scoots really went and done it this time
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) Scoots really went and done it this time. How can one old lady cause trouble?
Kaz: Scoots has been nothing but trouble since day one and she has always been an insane old goat. Heckling people, running over people with her scooter and more.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah that old bat is a party pooper!
Featherweight: She is worse than that.
Sprocket: Now she is going to be participating in our humiliations for sure.
Moe: Yeah and we're going to moider that old fiend!
Curly: I'd like to get ahold of that monster and tear her ears off and gouge her eyes out!
Moe: Shut up Tarzan.
Curly: If it were you I would have done the same thing. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe: Why you puddingheaded..
HONK CRUNCH BOOF BONK BOP POINK SLAP!
Moe honked his nose, twisted his ears, hit him in the stomach, bonked him on the head, bopped him on his head, poked his eyes and slapped him.
Larry Fine: HEY! Leave 'im alone!
Moe: What are you buttin in for Chowerhead!?
CLANG!
Moe hit him on the head with a crowbar!
The group laughed!
Courage: (LAUGHS) That is always so funny!
Francesca: I agree there!
Eustace: Big deal! This is funny! (Puts on his ugly mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Courage and Molten Man screamed!
Eustace laughed at them!
BONK!
Muriel and Francesca hit him on the head with a rolling pin!
Eustace: OW! WHAT DID I DO!?
They laughed some more!
Molten Man: So funny! Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Kendra Armstrong, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mike, Lu & Og, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu - Me destroying Calibur
Shendu was next.
Shendu: (to Kendra) It's awesome that J.D. destroyed Calibur. That's one thing he can discuss with the Saber team when he meets them.
Kendra: I agree there and the cool part is that the Zenkaigers met the Saber Kamen Riders a while back and that is so awesome!
Princess Luna: It sure is amazing that the Zenkaigers know the Saber Kamen Riders.
Moondust: And J.D. overwhelmed Calibur with his awesome new Saber Kamen Rider form.
Snowdrop: It sure is awesome!
Gari: Hokuto Phoenix of the Sword of The Stars taking down Calibur of the Sword of The Shadows.
Blackout: That is so awesome!
Mike Mavinsky: It sure is. I thought it was great.
Og: Same with me too.
Lu: I thought it was cool too.
Shendu: That was really awesome. Congratulations to J.D. for destroying Calibur and banishing him to the Warp. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed him down.
Leo Corbett, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Sixshot and Barrage VS Chato Santana A.K.A. El Diablo - Scoots is completely out of control
El Diablo was next.
El Diablo: (to Leo) Scoots is completely out of control. I hope she doesn't cause any further trouble.
Leo Corbett: We'll make sure she doesn't when we have her in our humiliations from now on.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. But Lincoln should make a curse for monsters like Scoots.
Amber Morning: I agree there too. She is an absolute pain in the hindquarters!
Spotlight: I agree there too.
Billy: I would do this on her. (Squeezes his nose and drenches El Diablo in his snot)
YUCK!
Mandy: Billy… (SLAPS HIM AND KNOCKS OUT HIS TEETH) You are disgusting.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) That's putting it mildly mon. But I can't wait to reap Scoots for everything she did.
El Diablo: (SPITS) Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down.
Olivia Boone the Ickthyperambuloid Gene-Slammer, Slappy Squirrel, Lynn and Rainbow Dash VS Daniel Boone (Animaniacs)
Daniel Boone then came in his Stagecoach.
Daniel Boone: Kentucky at last!
Olivia Boone: Yeah ancestor! Hope you built a great log cabin at M.O.E. HQ?
Daniel Boone: Oh you bet I did. I built a little log cabin for me in the M.O.E. Park as well as one for my oxen. Evilseed made the trees for me to chop down and use for my cabin.
Olivia Boone: That is awesome! That is my awesome ancestor guys.
Slappy Squirrel: Yeah that is awesome there.
Lynn: That is cool that you have a cabin in the park at M.O.E. HQ.
Rainbow Dash: So awesome there.
Daniel Boone: Thanks guys.
Olivia Boone: You're welcome and Cabin Building and Frontier Exploration runs in our blood.
Daniel Boone: It sure does!
The group fired waves of water, lightning, lava, nuts and bombs and smashed him down.
Meridith McHenrickson the Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer, Mario, Luigi, Daisy (1993) and Kaina Tsutsumi VS President Koopa
Meridith and her group were looking around.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) Ach that fiend has got to be coming now.
Mario 1993: Oh Koopa will come.
Kaina Tsutsumi: He will.
But then a fireball come and they jumped as it hit the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
President Koopa: YOU WRETCHED FREAKS!
He fired more fireballs and they hit the walls and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Meridith McHenrickson: This is a dry cleaners here! Have some respect now!
She fired explosive boulders at him and blasted him all over in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Kaina Tsutsumi: He sure has a really destructive temper!
They blasted him down.
Operation Overdrive Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Blothgear.
Blothgear was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened Blothgear's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Thrashers of The Red Guy, they're large swords with the anti-Red Guy etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Operation Overdrive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers too!
Nico: Now for some buttkicking!
Rangers: DRILL CANNON!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Blothgear and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Blothgear you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega win.
We regrouped.
Cow went and turned into SUPERCOW!
Supercow: SUPERCOW AL RESQUETE!
Red Guy: So Supercow has come! Uhh got to run!
I barricaded the door!
Supercow: ¡Oye, no irás a ninguna parte, imbécil sin pantalones!
Nico: She said you aren't going anywhere you pantsless buttface!
Jake Holling: Supercow's not the only one you have to woory about!
Hailey Timaeus: That is for sure! And it's time to kick your pantsless butt to the curb! I summon my dragon self and merge her with An Owl of Luck!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with An Owl of Luck and they formed into an awesome new owl dragon! It was a dragon with an owl head and it had Owl Wings. It was called TIMAEUS THE NOCTURNAL MOONLIT NIGHT DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet Timaeus the Nocturnal Moonlit Night Dragon!
Joan Critias: Now for this one! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Mimesis!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and he merged with Mimesis and they formed into an awesome shapeshifting Insect Dragon monster! It was called SHAPESHIFTING MIMICRY DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Say hello to Shapeshifting Mimicry Dragon!
Nico: Cool!
Joan Critias: Yep. And watch this.
Shapeshifting Mimicry Dragon turned into Cross Sword Beetle, and then Doom Dozer, Chainsaw Insect and then Armored Centipede!
Nico: WHOA! That was awesome!
Kate Lloyd: Wow! If Weevil Underwood saw that he would have nightmares for life.
Joan Critias: Yep. A Dragon that can transform into any insect monster ignoring the summoning conditions.
Laney: That is cool!
Gina Hermos: That is really cool! Now for me! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Ghost Ship!
She summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Ghost Ship and it formed into a wicked scary flute that had skulls on it. It was called THE FLUTE OF THE DEAD SHIP!
Gina Hermos: This is The Flute of The Dead Ship!
Nico: COOL!
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared pulled out the Zenkai Cannons!
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) PREPARED CHANBARA POWER!
We summoned the Kakuranger, Hurricaneger, Shinkenger and Ninninger!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL MACHINE FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kiramagers!
Nico: YEAH!
We went at him and smashed him all over the place and pulverized him into pulp.
Dhilas, Chaor, and Wamma smashed and pulverized and blasted him all over.
CHOMP!
Blitz bit the Red Guy in the butt!
Red Guy: (SCREAMS)
Blitz then ripped a chunk of his butt out!
Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) You have the most disgusting butt that I've ever tasted. Ja.
I kicked the Red Guy in the crotch!
CRUNCH!
WILHEIM SCREAM!
KRAPOW!
Nico and Colleen punched him in both sides of the head and knocked out most of his teeth!
Eli slammed a bell onto the Red Guy's head and bonged it!
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG!
Sleep Kirby, Trailbreaker, Exhaust and Anemone used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Trailbreaker's Force Field Generator, Exhaust's smoke form and Sleep Kirby and Anemone's powers 100-fold.
Sleep Kirby and Trailbreaker: SLEEPING TRAIL BLAST!
Exhaust and Anemone: SMOKING FUNGUS BLAST!
Springfield Mafia and Fire Forgiveness: FIRE OF CRIME!
Cantwell and Tech Laughter: TECHNO GEAR SHOWER!
Rich Texan and Earth Honesty: EARTHQUAKE AVALANCHE BLAST!
P'andor and Light Sun: SUN FIRE BLAST!
Man Ray and Water Generosity: JEWELS OF NEPTUNE SHOWER!
Kitty and Air Loyalty: GHOST WIND OF LOYALTY!
Tar Pit and Undead Empathy: BONES OF TAR BLAST!
Avalanche and Life Kindness: JUNGLE LEAF STORM BLAST!
Moonstone and Magic Friendship: MAGIC MOONLIGHT BLAST!
Kyd Wykkyd and Dark Moon: DARKNESS FURY STORM!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Cow, Chicken, Laney and Eli: PORK BUTTS AND TATERS SHOWER!
They fired waves of elements, pork butts and taters!
Rachel Stavenport, Cow, Chicken, Nico, May and Eli: PORK BUTTS AND TATERS BLAST!
They fired waves of pork butts and taters!
Lincoln: CATTLE ELEMENT STYLE: BATGUR CATTLE!
Chronoa: CATTLE TIME STYLE: BARROSA!
Kei: CATTLE FIRE STYLE: BELGIAN BLUE!
Yuri: CATTLE WATER STYLE: BELGIAN RED!
Colette Brunel: CATTLE LIGHT STYLE: BELTED GALLOWAY!
Ryuko (TLPS): CATTLE DARK STYLE: BLACK BALDY!
Princia Ramode: CATTLE FIRE STYLE: DEVON!
Lucy Liberty: CATTLE LIGHTNING STYLE: GASCON CATTLE!
Felicia (Darkstalkers): CATTLE LIGHTNING STYLE: HANWOO!
Hsien-Ko: CATTLE WIND STYLE: HEREFORD!
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) CATTLE DARK STYLE: ICELANDIC CATTLE!
Princess Allura (VLD): CATTLE LIGHT STYLE: JAMAICA HOPE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said cows.
Lincoln and his harem: CATTLE FINAL SMASH: CATTLE STAMPEDE!
The summoned hordes of cattle to attack the Red Guy and they smashed him all over.
Red Guy got mad at us and he threw a cash register we ducked and it smashed into the drier and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
CRASH!
The drier smashed onto the Red Guy and he was mangled up.
Firebrand: You okay, Cow?
Cow: I'm fine, thanks to you guys.
Pyros: That's a relief!
Nico: Thank goodness.
Molten Man: Cow, you know there are no secret identities between any of us.
Shendu: He's right. You could've told us who you were at any time.
Cow: I know that now.
El Diablo: Just don't forget that, okay?
Nico: Good. Also Red Guy, I would start praying.
Red Guy: Why?
A bunch of Superheroes all came!
Superhero 1: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR COSTUMES!?
Superhero 2: SOMEONE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
The superheroes that dropped off all their costumes BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE RED GUY!
We winced and covered our eyes as he got the living crap beaten out of him! They were beating him to within an inch of his life!
Me: OUCH!
?: Please, someone, help me.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Nicole Knudson: There's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Count Bleck.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Count Bleck, but he looked like he hadn't gotten any rest at all.
Nico: So, that's Count Bleck. But, he looks like he hadn't gotten any rest at all.
Lincoln: It's his dark side that did this, remember what happened with Jin Kazama when he had Devil Jin in him?
Me: Yeah, we haven't forgotten. Alright, big guy, you know what to do.
Lincoln: You read my mind, J.D.
Lincoln fired a powerful blast of light mixed with his Dark Side Eternal Purification technique, and it hit Count Bleck, and it permanently severed Count Bleck from his dark side, as a black mass was separated from him, and it transformed into Dark Count Bleck, and Lincoln got Count Bleck to safety.
Dark Count Bleck: Finally, I'm free.
Nereid the Water Faerie: But, not for much longer.
Suddenly, Nereid the Water Faerie's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue, and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Dark Count Bleck, she left aqua blue energy, water, ocean waves, and Water faeries with every step.
Nereid the Water Faerie: Dark Count Bleck, I will never forgive you for what you did in tormenting Count Bleck, and what you did in forcing him to free Scoots from the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum, and now, I will see to it that you are destroyed forever.
Suddenly, Nereid the Water Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with water and ocean waves surrounding it, there's a Water faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Nereid the Water Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Nereid the Water Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing platinum blonde hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and a aqua blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries surrounding her, she has a Water faerie with the Water Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its hands, she has a Water faerie with aqua blue gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Nereid the Water Faerie has on an aqua blue sleeveless dress with a blue phoenix on it, aqua blue sandals, and a long aqua blue sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, and Water faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a Water faerie with ocean waves surrounding it. Nereid the Water Faerie's aqua blue fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a Water faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Nereid the Water Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Nereid the Water Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large aqua blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large aqua blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the Water faerie that said, "Nereid the Water Faerie, Elusive Water Faerie of Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Rainbow Fountains, and Water Faeries."
ネレイド・ザ・ウォーター・フェアリー、ネオピアのとらえどころのないウォーター・フェアリー、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして水、レインボーファウンテン、ウォーターフェアリーのマスター
Nereid the Water Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE ELUSIVE WATER FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Nereid the Water Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Dark Count Bleck saw it, he fired a blast of darkness at her, but Nereid the Water Faerie fired a powerful aqua blue energy blast with water, ocean waves, and water faeries, and they hit the dark side and got him drenched.
Nico: Awesome, now, Nereid the Water Faerie's transformed.
Me: This is going to be one awesome fight.
Lincoln: Wow, Nereid, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Nereid the Water Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Water Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer this dark monster his punishment?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Nereid.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Nereid the Water Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's make this monster pay for everything he's done to Count Bleck and what he did in freeing Scoots.
Lincoln and Nereid the Water Faerie went after Dark Count Bleck, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Water Faeries at Dark Count Bleck, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the mad scientist. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on him and Nereid the Water Faerie fired powerful aqua blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Then, Nereid the Water Faerie fired powerful aqua blue energy beams, which tied Dark Count Bleck up with aqua blue energy ropes.
Nereid the Water Faerie: Okay, Linky, you know what to do?
Lincoln: I'm on it, Nereid.
Lincoln charged up red energy in his massive deep sapphire blue energy wings with stars in the deep sapphire blue feathers, and when Dark Count Bleck saw it, he knows death's coming for him, and he can't escape it.
Lincoln: This is the end for you, Dark Count Bleck. DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!
Lincoln fired two red energy beams from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as they hit Dark Count Bleck, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Dark Count Bleck's powers, abilities, and his life force, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Angels, Phoenixes, and Buffalo flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power boost as he made Dark Count Bleck's powers and abilities his own. When Lincoln was done, Dark Count Bleck was reduced to a withered lifeless corpse drained of life, and as his spirit appeared, Nereid marked his forehead with a kanji condemning him to The Black Gates, and he was erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Nereid the Water Faerie and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons on their backs and power down, and Nereid the Water Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Nereid the Water Faerie: That's it for that nihilistic freak. Thank you for helping me take care of Dark Count Bleck once and for all, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Nereid.
Suddenly, Nereid the Water Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Nereid the Water Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Nereid the Water Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Water Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with ocean waves crashing behind them and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nicole: And I'm glad Lincoln freed Count Bleck from his Dark Side, that monster was the reason why Count Bleck was like this.
Lincoln: But, now, Count Bleck is freed, and his fiancée will be glad to know that Count Bleck has been freed from his dark side for good.
Nico: That's right, big guy. And we were in for quite a surprise when we found out Dark Count Bleck was the one who broke Scoots out of her padded cell.
Lincoln: We all were. But, now, that scooter-riding heckling jerk is now chained to the post at Dad's restaurant, and she's about to be subjected to the same humiliations as Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, and any of the other jerks we'll bring in.
Eli: That's right.
Rita: If Scoots wants to be a jerk to everyone, well, she's about to see the hard way that her actions have consequences.
Lynn Sr.: It looks like me going berserk and everyone else joining in didn't get through to her, so she's going to be humiliated for the remainder of her days.
Nico: And when The Grim Reaper comes for her, there'll be H-E-Double Hockey Sticks to pay.
Me: Big time.
Cow reverted back.
Cow: (To the viewers) This was a funny and amazing adventure everyone. Now I'm not afraid to turn into Supercow in front of everyone.
Nico: That's good. Great job everyone. Lets head home.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. But the Red Guy was still getting thrashed.
Red Guy: (In pain) (Stupid Talk) I take that back. This is REAL Bad. (Laughs)
END!
Part 2 done.
Who Is Supercow was a really funny and awesome episode of Cow and Chicken and it was really awesome. It was really funny too. The episode aired on July 29th, 1997 and it was awesome. The first part of the chapter was for the Ben 10 episode called Big Fat Alien Wedding and it was awesome! That one aired on August 2nd, 2007 and it was awesome. The second part was for An American Tail III and that was one of my favorite movies. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Flare Corona, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily stop a huge prison riot at the Neptune Prison in a huge attempt to escape and we're going to pulverize them all over. Also we're going to meet an Evolved Methanosian Gene-slammer named Lindsey Hollywood. Lindsey Hollywood is one of Nico's friends and she lived down in the treacherous waters of the Okefenokee Swamp and she has a really powerful mastery over plants, water and swamp animals. She also hates bullies and people like them with a vengeance. Then Lincoln's rescue is gonna be where he and his group face all the prisoners in the Uranus Prison doing the same thing in a big riot and pulverize them. Both rescues will go right into the fights right off the bat. It's going to be brutal too. Stella of the Loud House will go with Lincoln's group as well. Also Lincoln is gonna meet a Leogun Gene-slammer named Jeri Leos and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she was raised by lions and Lincoln found her in the zoo and he helped her become a good human and also she has amazing animal talking powers. Now she is one of Lincoln's guardian angels. She has a really awesome revelation about how she mauled Scoots nearly to death. After the exercise scene we're going to the Saturn Insane Asylum to confront Tiffany Emmerson's insane mother. She has to get this out of her system. The next chapter is gonna be where we go through what happened when Cow got glasses and she is now a smart and popular girl and we're going to stop the Red Guy from building a dungeon for bad kids with many detentions. Crazy twist.
See you all tomorrow.
