This chapter is based on the Cow and Chicken episode Field Trip to Folsom Prison
Walking through the middle of the city was Nico, Iron Man, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily. A huge festival was going on and it was gonna be an awesome sight to see.
Himiko Toga: This is gonna be awesome to see. I can't wait to see what this festival will be like later tonight.
Camie: It's gonna be awesome.
Me: It sure will be girls.
Lincoln: (Down) Yeah whatever.
I looked at Lincoln and noticed that he was upset about something but I couldn't place my finger on it. But it was probably nothing.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Tony.
Iron Man: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome going with you on a rescue.
Maria: I'm always up for a great rescue.
Rachel Stavenport: Same with me. This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Tony, when you and Pepper have a kid, you know what you should call it?
Iron Man: What?
Nico: Morgan.
Iron Man: Not a bad idea Nico. Thanks.
Nico: You're welcome.
Me: That's a great name for a boy or girl.
Iron Man: Thanks.
Me: Anytime.
Nico: It was a great idea.
Me: Lincoln you and your class are gonna have an awesome time as we thrash criminals at Folsom Prison later today.
Lincoln: I'm really excited about that but that's not what has me so upset.
Me: Oh. You can tell us when you are ready.
Lana: Yeah bro we're always here for you.
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Nico: And Tony, that's the name of your baby should it be a girl.
Iron Man: I like it.
Me: Morgan can be both for a boy or a girl Nico.
Nico: Oh right. That's still cool though.
Me: Yep.
Nico: And she'll love you 3000.
Iron Man: I like that. And you got that from Marvel Endgame.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Awesome reference.
Eli: Wait look up there!
We saw a girl and she had dark green hair and was in a green dress and she had a really awesome sword. And she was blindfolded.
Nico: What's going on up there?
Me: I've got a bad feeling about this.
But then that feeling came true when we saw her get pushed off! EVERYONE GASPED!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:55 TO 2:33)
Me: OH NO!
I ran fast and knew I had to save her from plummeting to her death and I ran passed everyone.
Nico: J.D. COME BACK!
I ran and I saw a rope with flags and I fired a beam of energy and it hit the rope and cut it and I jumped and grabbed it and swung on it like how Tarzan would and then I went for the girl and just as she was about to almost hit the ground I held out my hand and caught her and we swung back and everyone cheered wildly in a thunderous roar of applause! I jumped and landed back with everyone.
Nico: WAY TO GO J.D.! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Eli: AWESOME BRO!
Camie: WOOHOO! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
Sirius: YEAH! AWESOME!
Rachel Stavenport: WOW!
I brought her over.
Iron Man: Who is she?
Eli: (Gasp) It's Byleth!
Nico: From Fire Emblem? Whoa!
I took off her blindfold.
Me: Byleth are you all right?
Byleth saw us.
Byleth: What happened? (Gasp) You're J.D. Knudson and you all are Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What happened?
Nico: J.D. saved your life. He saved you from plummeting to your doom. You were pushed off that beam up there and you fell a long way.
Me: I cut a rope and swung on it and save you.
Byleth: Wow! (HUGS ME AND CRIES HARD)
Iron Man: Who did this?
Byleth: I don't know. She was a little girl that had a murderous hatred and she pushed me off. She had a strange accent. Eastern Europe I think.
Me: (GASP) That motherfucking malignant bitch! I didn't expect our psychotic serial killer friend Leena Klammer to be back for revenge.
Camie: Who is Leena Klammer?
Me: You would not like her one bit Camie. She's a dangerous psychotic serial killer from Estonia.
I went over her history.
Esther Coleman (real name: Leena Klammer) is the titular main antagonist of the 2009 horror film Orphan and will return as the titular protagonist of its upcoming prequel Orphan: First Kill.
She is presumed to be a 9-year-old Russian girl who now has a foster family named The Colemans (Kate Coleman, John Coleman, Max Coleman, and Daniel Coleman). However, she is actually a 33-year-old Estonian woman and she has a hypopituitary disorder that makes her look much younger than she actually is.
She was portrayed by Isabelle Fuhrman, who also played Clove in The Hunger Games.
According to Dr. Värava from the Saarne Institute, an Estonian mental institution, Esther Coleman is a serial killer who has already murdered at least 7 people that they know of. For this, she was later caught and placed in the Saarne Institute. She was one of the wildest and violent patients, who would always hurt the staff employees. These behaviors eventually resulted in her being put in a straitjacket; she would constantly get out of them due to her fighting and resisting, but developed several scars as a result.
After this, she escaped and used her child-like body to pretend to be a 9-year old child named Esther, where she forged documents and created a new identity. Because of this, she is never found and is later adopted by the Sullivans, an American family. She tried to seduce her adopted father, but failed. She killed everyone and burned the house down, feigning that it was an accident. Following this, she was sent to a nearby American orphanage, where she did not get along well with the other children.
Despite this, nobody suspected her true identity, as Leena had prosthetic false teeth made and wore makeup to help her look younger than she really was. She makes a good impression on another family.
After living with her new adopted family for several weeks, Kate grows suspicious when Esther expresses far more knowledge of sex than would be expected for a child of her age. Esther further antagonizes Kate by cutting flowers planted as a memorial to her stillborn child, casually reveals when other woman flirt with John (given he previously had an affair) and reads intimate details from Kate's diary. She is further alarmed when Sister Abigail, the head of the orphanage, warns her and John about Esther's tendency to be near when things go wrong. Esther overhears this and later kills Sister Abigail by bludgeoning her to death with a hammer. She convinces Max to help her with this and they hide all pieces of evidence in their treehouse.
A few days later at school, she opens Daniel's backpack causing his books to fall out when he's walking up the stairs. Kate gets out of the car to help him but leaves it running. Esther comes back to the car puts the gear selector in neutral and takes off the parking brake, causing the car to roll down the hill with Max still inside.
Daniel decides to retrieve the hammer which was used to slay Sister Abigail to prove Esther's guilt. However when he reveals his plans to Max, Esther overhears. The next day, Daniel goes to the treehouse and finds it unlocked. He enters the treehouse and searches for the hammer but finds nothing. Esther appears behind him and sets the treehouse ablaze to stop Daniel. She leaves the now-on-fire treehouse and locks Daniel inside, in an attempt to kill him. Daniel climbs out from the treehouse through the window and near burns to death, only ends up falling to the ground, injured and unconscious. Esther near murders him with a brick but Max shoves her out of the way. Daniel is hospitalized cause of the neck injury and abdominal bleeding. Esther then murders Daniel at the hospital but doctors save him. Kate, Knowing what happened, furiously slaps Esther and knocks her down and is immediately subdued and sedated.
Esther tries to seduce a drunken John, who finally realizes Kate is telling the truth and threatens to send her back to the orphanage. Esther, mad and hurt, ransacks her room and takes off her clothing/makeup, unwraps her breasts and removes the ribbons around her neck and wrists. Meanwhile, as Kate is coming out of sedation, she receives a call on her cell phone from the Saarne Institute. Dr. Värava, who works at the Institute, reveals that Esther is actually a 33-year-old woman from Estonia named Leena Klammer. She has hypopituitarism, a disorder that stunted her physical growth and caused dwarfism and as a result, she spent most of her life posing as a little girl. The doctor tells Kate that Leena is dangerous and especially violent.
At home, Leena, hurt from being scolded, murders John now wearing black long sleeves with her hair tied looking aged. Max witnesses her father being stabbed by Leena/Esther and hides in a hamper in her closet. Kate rushes home, only to find John dead. Leena gets a revolver from John's safe, shoots Kate on the arm and hunts Kate down before she goes to search for Max. While firing at Max in their greenhouse, Kate manages to break through from above Leena/Esther and knocks her out.
Leena later follows Kate outside to a frozen pond and lunges at Kate, where they fall and struggle onto the ice as Max watches from a hill above the pond. Max maneuvers herself to grab the gun that was dropped by Kate during the struggle. She fires at Leena/Esther but hits the ice instead, which breaks, causing Kate and Leena/Esther to drop into the water below.
After a brief struggle under the ice, during which Kate is stabbed in the leg and Leena/Esther is elbowed in the face, Kate climbs out partially, followed by Leena/Esther, begging Kate not to let her die, addresses her as "Mommy" while holding a knife behind her back. Kate then furiously responds, "I'm not your f**king mommy!" and kicks Leena/Esther in her face, breaking her neck and sending her back into the pond, dead, with blood rushing through the water, while Max and Kate are met by the police moments after as Esther's corpse keeps sinking to her watery grave. With this, the 7 people she had killed, the Sullivan family, Sister Abigail, and John Coleman are finally avenged.
When I was finished they were shocked and horrified!
Nico: I did not expect this!
Camie: Man she is pure evil!
Sirius: We got to stop her for good!
Lincoln: I'll use the Nightmare Demon's Vengeance Curse on her. I've had enough of this woman to last an eternity.
Iron Man: You sure you want to do that, Lincoln? Because you're not feeling like yourself right now.
Lincoln: I still want to do it.
Nico: Let him do it Tony.
Me: Yeah I agree with Lincoln on this one. I too have had enough of that malignant psychotic bitch to last 10 eternities!
Nico: Whoa! Hohoho-okay then.
Lana: Yeah ever since she hurt the Coleman family she has been asking for this for a long time!
Lola: Yeah!
Eli: She's on the roof of that building up there!
Eli pointed to a tall building and we went up to it.
We got to the roof and we saw LEENA KLAMMER!
Me: Leena!
She saw us!
Leena Klammer: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
Me: We've had it with you, you malignant fuckup bitch! Prepare to die!
Leena Klammer: You all will regret going after me!
She tried to stab Tony with a knife but thanks to his armor, it didn't do much. Only snap her knife in half.
Iron Man: (sarcastically) Ouch. (punches her in the face)
POW!
She got a broken nose and a black eye and she was really bleeding!
Nico: Nice one Tony.
Lola fired blasts of fire and burned her all over the place.
Eli fired Force Lightning blasts and electrocuted her all over.
Eli: Maybe that will give you a good much needed lobotomy!
Me: (Speaking in Estonian) Ma ei saa sinust üldse aru Leena! Te murdsite Saarne Instituudist välja ja tapsite nii palju süütuid inimesi ja põletasite nende maju ning teesklesite, et olete orvuks jäänud laps ja mille eest? Kõik sellepärast, et sa tahtsid emaks saada!? Mis perses hull sa oled!? (I don't understand you at all Leena! You broke out of the Saarne Institute and killed so many innocent people and burned their houses and faked being an orphaned child and for what? All because you wanted to become a mother!? What kind of a fucked up lunatic are you!?)
Leena Klammer: (Speaking in Estonian) Keegi, kes ei põe kedagi peale selle, et tahab kogu maailma põletada! (Someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone except wanting to burn the whole world!)
Nico: You're insane!
?: And this time she will burn!
A Planchaküle appeared and slashed her all over with a sword made from a metal beam!
Lincoln: Now to make sure this monster pays!
Lincoln turned into Shadow Lincoln!
Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Leena Klammer. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
Lincoln fired two massive dark energy blasts from his massive black angel wings, and they hit Leena, and we also knew that the dark energy blasts also had a curse inside her and she was sent back to the Saturn Insane Asylum for eternity. Leena Klammer the most dangerous Serial Killer in Eastern Europe was sentenced to Eternal Life in Prison without The Possibility or Hope of Parole in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, and she was put in separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and chained to the wall of her cell with rainbow energy chains, and through the song Lincoln sang, Lincoln cursed her with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares, and she screamed in horror as Leena saw all the ghosts of the people she hurt and killed and tortured moaning in pain and agony, and screaming for her blood to be spilled.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Sweet dreams, Leena Klammer.
Nico: That was awesome.
Iron Man: May we have the name of our new friend?
The Planchaküle reverted back and it was a girl in red hair and red clothes.
Nico: Dahlia Newton!? Wow!
Dahlia Newton: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Me: That was awesome and you made that sword?
Dahlia Newton: Yep. Made it from a wrench and a metal beam.
Lola: That is really awesome.
Me: Planchaküle's have been known for taking stuff apart and putting them back together as something else.
Dahlia Newton: That is right. But that was awesome how you all faced Leena Klammer. I was actually hired by INTERPOL to take her down but you all did my job for me. Thanks.
Nico: No problem but it's great to see you again.
Dahlia Newton: Same here Nico.
Iron Man: That was a stupid move. Trying to stab my armor with a knife.
Dahlia Newton: It sure was. Leena may have been able to get away with her crimes for a long time with that little girl act but I wasn't moved by it one bit when I saw her.
Me: Me neither there.
Sirius: That woman had so many screws loose.
Lily: Yeah and she killed 10 people while she was on the run.
Camie: So horrible.
Momo: She may have been in the body of a little girl but her heart was as black as night.
Nico: That is true.
Iron Man: What is your favorite memory of Nico?
Dahlia Newton: I have a lot of them but my favorite was when we went to a pancake restaurant and we did the 7 Pound Pancake Feast challenge. It was a huge 3 foot pancake and it had bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, ham, steak and sausages all on it.
Me: Whoa! That is an all you can eat breakfast buffet right there.
Eli: Sounds like my kind of breakfast.
Dahlia Newton: Yep and as a Vermont Maple Syrup maker and lumberjack you got to have a huge lumberjack appetite. But me and Nico ate the whole thing and we became the first to ever win that challenge. Out of 703 people NO ONE has even come close to finishing it.
Nico: Yep.
Lana: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: You guys have massive appetites!
Byleth: That is a lot of food for you guys.
May: But that is awesome.
Nico and Dahlia then hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Dahlia Newton: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: This was a really eventful rescue.
Dahlia Newton: It sure was. J.D. you were awesome doing that rescue. That was really amazing.
Varie: J.D. did really well.
Me: I saw that stunt on a video game that I saw on the internet and the area was perfect for duplicating it here.
Eli: Wow! That was still awesome bro.
Me: Yep.
Tsuyu: But that was great though.
Lola: Maybe now Leena Klammer will stay where she belongs and that is in the Nuthouse.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. These villains escaping from prison have gotten far too dreadful. But they are giving us a great challenge on all of our adventures.
Me: They sure are Lisa.
We later went back home.
Back home Lincoln was upset.
Maria: You okay, Lincoln? You seem very quiet.
Lincoln: I'm fine, Maria. Really. I am.
Nico: Let him talk about what is on his mind when he feels like it Maria.
Maria: Okay.
Lily: Lincoln you want some donuts. Me and Homer got them from Donut Joe.
Homer: Mmm Donuts.
Lily: (Laughs)
Lincoln: Sure thanks.
Lincoln got some donuts and he ate them.
Nico: You guys are the great gurus of donuts.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Akira Akatsuki are heading to PS 118, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to pulverize Wolfgang and his friends who are still bullying kids again, and they'll just never learn.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in PS 118, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to pulverize Wolfgang and his friends who are still bullying kids again.
Nico: That's right, big guy. Ugh, they'll just never learn, will they?
Me: They're just like Pablo and Anderson, and many more bullies we've met.
Lincoln: I'm surprised Wolfgang and his friends haven't been expelled yet.
Nico: Well, you're in luck, buddy. After we came back, I got a call from Principal Wartz, and he wants us to apprehend Wolfgang and his friends, and bring him to his office. He's decided to expel Wolfgang and his friends, and he's also called the cops who are on their way.
Lincoln: So, we just need to apprehend him and his friends and bring them to his office, we'll do just that, and thanks for joining us, Akira.
Akira: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome bully-thrashing rescue. And you guys also did awesome in taking care of Leena Klammer again.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: We heard about what that psychopath did, and that was just pure evil. She deserved to get hit with the Nightmare Demons' Vengeance Curse.
Lincoln: That she did, TLPS Mr. Wolf. I thought we were done with her, but she doesn't know when to quit.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of six girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the six girls, but they've been cornered by Wolfgang and his friends, and they're going to beat them to death.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the six girls, but they've been cornered by Wolfgang and his friends, and they're going to beat them to death.
?: (British Accent) Those unsophisticated brutes, let's get them.
Suddenly, we saw the Fire Princess Duel Monster appear before us.
Me: Whoa, the Fire Princess Duel Monster, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that British accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Charlotte Windsor, but we'll have to talk later, we got a couple of bullies to deal with.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Wolfgang and his friends, and that allowed the six girls to get to safety. When Wolfgang and his friends saw us, they were mad.
Lincoln: Should've known you'd be back to bullying kids yet again, Wolfgang. But, guess what, you and your friends can consider this the last time you'll get away with bullying other kids, let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Akira Akatsuki, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Wolfgang and his friends, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired dodgeballs made of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and he threw them and they smash into Wolfgang and his friends, and it knocked them out, and Lincoln tied them up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and after we holster our weapons and power down, we dragged Wolfgang and his friends to Principal Wartz' office. Principal Wartz was made Varie's Assistant Principal now.
Principal Wartz: Words cannot describe how disgusted I am that you all still haven't learned that we don't tolerate bullying other students in school. So, I have no choice, Wolfgang, you and your friends are hereby expelled from PS 118, and I've also called the cops, and you are heading for Juvenile Hall.
The cops came and they took Wolfgang and his friends away from PS 118, and they scream in rage at us, as we mocked them.
Lincoln: That's one group of bullies we're never going to see ever again. (To Charlotte Windsor) And it's so good to see you again, Charlotte Windsor.
Charlotte Windsor reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the kanji for Fire tattooed on her forehead, she has massive fire angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Fire Princess, and she's dressed in a sleeveless red vest, sleeveless red midriff top, red skirt, red pants, red -high heeled boots, and red yellow sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, and Flame Princess on the back.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Charlotte Windsor and they hugged, and Charlotte Windsor's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Charlotte Windsor, one of my Guardian Angels from England, she has awesome fire angel powers, along with fire angel wings and fire powers too. Plus, she's the direct descendant of Mary, Queen of Scots, former Queen of Scotland from the 16th Century.
We were amazed.
Nico: Whoa, so she's the descendant of Mary, Queen of Scots, the former Queen of Scotland from the 16th Century, that's awesome.
Me: And she's also known as the long lost Princess of England back then centuries ago. We'll talk with Duke Lincoln and his family about Mary, Queen of Scots, they should have something to tell us about her.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) And I've also got an immensely horrible revelation about Mr. Bolhofner that makes him worthy of getting the worst form of capital punishment ever.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: So, we got another revelation about Bad Breath Bolhofner, as if he wasn't as bad as we've all heard from the other Guardian Angels. Oh, and I got you a little something, Charlotte.
Lincoln gave Charlotte Windsor a large Fire Princess-themed sword with Fire Princess etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red lion heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large red lion heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a large red gem on the bottom of the lion heads for the pommel.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) Wow, I love the new sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Charlotte Windsor's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts links and red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Charlotte.
Charlotte Windsor had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Charlotte Windsor on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Amatani Mutsu, Kujou Shion, Onishima Homare, and Suzumori Asuka from Are You Lost?, Miyuki from Miyuki-Chan in Wonderland, and Irina Jelavic from Ansatsu Kyoushitsu.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Amatani Mutsu, Kujou Shion, Onishima Homare, Suzumori Asuka, Miyuki, and Irina Jelavic.
Nico: From Are You Lost, Miyuki-Chan in Wonderland, and Ansatsu Kyoushitsu, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Amatani Mutsu: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Amatani Mutsu and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Wolfgang and his friends, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Amatani Mutsu: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Amatani Mutsu: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amatani Mutsu, Kujou Shion, Onishima Homare, Suzumori Asuka, Miyuki, and Irina Jelavic with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were Wolfgang and his friends, who were still bullying other kids at PS 118 and they'll never learn their lesson.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Charlotte Windsor have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and as for Wolfgang and his friends, after they were expelled, they were each then sent to maximum security juvenile facilities, where they'd be held there until they were 18, but once that happens, if they still refuse to learn, they'll be sent straight to prison.
After we pulverized Wolfgang and his friends and got them expelled, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Charlotte Windsor saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Charlotte, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Charlotte, what's this immensely horrible revelation about Stank Breath Bolhofner that you said made him worthy of getting the worst form of capital punishment ever?
Charlotte Windsor: (British Accent) You won't like it one bit, it happened at school. One day, I was walking to class, but then, I heard a loud scream coming from the hallway. I ran over there, and I found out where the source of the scream came from and who it also came from: it was Lincoln, and he, Clyde, Liam, Zack, Rusty, and Stella were cornered by an alligator that Bolhofner had brought into the school, and he was going to use it to kill them, and he also had a huge army of other exotic and extremely dangerous carnivorous animals. I immediately got so mad at that bad breath alcoholic abuser that I flew out, and I contained the exotic and extremely dangerous army of animals. Then, I fired powerful blasts of fire at Bolhofner and burned him badly. He then got so angry, he got out a machine gun and he was going to kill everyone in the school, but I fired another blast of fire, and it exploded in his face, and he got burned badly. Then, the animal control officers came and took the animals to the zoo, but as for Bolhofner, he was carted out by the cops in handcuffs, and not only was he charged with bringing wild and dangerous animals to school, along with abusing the students and the teachers, but he was also charged with bringing dangerous weapons to school with intent to commit first-degree murder. But, Bolhofner attacked the police officers and he got away.
We gasped in shock and horror.
Me: Whoa, I knew Bolhofner was really bad from what we heard, but this really takes the cake.
Lynn: I was there when that happened, and it was really horrible. He's really nothing more than a bad teacher and an alcoholic abuser with bad breath and bad body odor.
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, and we were in for a shock: the one who tripped the alarm was none other than our old enemy, Mr. Bolhofner, and that bad breath alcoholic abuser's back from the dead yet again, and he's causing havoc in the school.
Lincoln: Oh man, guys, I found out who sounded the alarm: it's our old enemy, Mr. Bolhofner, and that bad breath alcoholic abuser's back from the dead yet again, and he's causing havoc in the school.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: What?! Bad Breath Bolhofner's back from the dead yet again?!
Me: I thought we got rid of him last year, along with Evil Roxas, Evil Demyx, and Evil Lexeaus, who also came back from the dead.
Lincoln: Looks like Bolhofner refused to stay dead for good. Well, it looks like we're going to have to pulverize him again, and this time, we're going to send him back to prison for eternity: and this time, with a curse that I developed meant for bad breath alcoholic abusers like him. Let's go.
We headed for the school, and we saw that Bolhofner was at it again, but this time he's trying to kill the kids and teachers with his bad breath. Lincoln made a chain of rainbow energy, and it wrapped around Stank Breath Bolhofner around his waist, and he pulled him outside where we were waiting. When Bolhofner saw us, he was really enraged and pissed off.
Me: How unpleasant of us to see you back again from the dead, Stank Breath!
Bolhofner: SHUT UP, KNUDSON! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Our auras flared up extremely as we gained a massive power boost from his hatred.
Me: Thanks for the power boost stinkbreath.
Bart Simpson: (Laughs) He is the true Baby Stinkbreath! (Season 14 Episode 11)
Lincoln: Nice to know you're still the same old unpleasant, bad-tempered, smelly, alcoholic abuser with bad breath, but this time, we're showing you no mercy this time!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our weapons and transformed, and we went at Bolhofner, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of water, as they sprayed Bolhofner and cleaned him up, and he also fired mouth wash into his mouth and cleaned out the alcohol and cat food he's been consuming for years. When Bolhofner saw it, he freaked out greatly. Then, Lincoln punched him hard in the face and knocked out his teeth, and I kicked him hard in the stomach, and Nico kicked him hard right in the crotch, as he screamed like a little girl, and everyone else piled on and pummeled him badly. Then, we powered down and we tied him up with a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, so he can't escape again.
Lincoln: This time, we're not going to kill you again, no, this time, you're going right back to prison for all eternity, but this time, with a curse that'll plague you for eternity.
Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by a green energy aura with plants and leaves, and we knew what he was going to do: he's going to use his new curse on Bolhofner.
Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Bernard Bolhofner. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of green energy from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as they hit Bolhofner, he was then ensnared by vines and put into a pod, where he'll be trapped in eternal nightmares and he'll be tormented by the spirits of all those he's tormented and abused for all eternity. Then, the cops came and they saw who it was in the pod.
Cop: Well, well, if it isn't old Stank Breath Bolhofner. We knew it wouldn't be long before you reared your ugly head yet again. Thanks for catching him yet again, guys.
Nico: No problem, officers.
The officers took Bolhofner who was still ranting and raving at us, and he was immediately returned to prison for eternity, and with that curse that Lincoln put on him.
Nico: Linc, what was that new curse you used on Stank Breath Bolhofner?
Lincoln: That was my new curse that I call Dionysus' Floral Vengeance Curse, it's activated by the same song, and I fire green energy blasts from my massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers, and once they hit a bad breath alcoholic abuser like Bolhofner, he'll be ensnared by vines and he'll be put into an isolation pod, where he'll be trapped in eternal nightmares and he'll be tormented by the spirits of all those he's tormented and abused for all eternity.
Me: Perfect for an alcoholic abuser with bad breath, nice one, big guy.
Lynn: We've already killed him twice, so this time, we've decided to return him back to prison for all eternity, and with that curse Lincoln put on him.
Principal Huggins came out.
Principal Huggins: Guys, thank you all so much for what you did. I just can't believe Bolhofner came back yet again.
Nico: He was stubborn, but Lincoln put that new curse on him before the cops hauled him back to prison, which reminds us.
Principal Huggins: I've already called a meeting with Superintendent Chen, and we're going to review and add changes to how we hire new teachers. I don't want to hire another person who's just like Bolhofner ever again.
We then returned to the World Tree Estate, and we finally got rid of Bolhofner, who was sent back to prison for eternity, and he was put into Maximum Security Solitary Confinement, far from the guards and far from the general population of the inmates, and with that curse Lincoln put on him, he's never getting out ever again to torment others ever.
After getting rid of Bolhofner once again, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready for their date, and this time, it's at Blooper Beach in the world of Mario.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble, Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Lincoln's kids were all dressed in swimsuits in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Thunder Sparkle: We're ready, Dad.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids left the World Tree Estate, and they arrive at Blooper Beach in the world of Mario.
Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf: Wow, what is this place, Dad?
Lincoln: This, Sadie, is Blooper Beach in the world of Mario. We've been here before, and it was really awesome.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dived right into the waters, and they really enjoyed it. Plus, Lincoln got a deep tissue massage from the girls in his harem, and he returned the favor and he gave the girls a deep tissue massage in return, and he also helped out the kids as well. Then, they had some lunch that Lincoln packed, and they sat in a picnic area that Lincoln made. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion, and his kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your beach date?
Lincoln: Awesome, Nico. We went to Blooper Beach in the world of Mario.
Twilight Sparkle: And we had a lot of fun there.
Nico: Awesome, and we heard from Huggins that he's going to hire another teacher, but one who's not like old Stank Breath or Mr. Shu.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Lynn: Plus, I heard from some of the kids that if the next teacher's anything like Stank Breath or Mr. Shu, then, they're going to be carted off to prison, but not without getting cursed by The Dark World Goth Girls.
Nicholette Torrington: That's right, any who dare hurt our man, along with his family and everyone here, they're going to get cursed for all eternity.
Lincoln: And since many of you have talents in dark magic and the dark arts, the next bad teacher's going to get hit with a pretty nasty curse, especially with any curses from the Dark World Grimoire you have, Nicholette.
Zelda Spellman: That Grimoire is one of the most scary and dangerous artifacts in the Duel Monsters world and in The Netherworld, it contains some of the darkest spells known to all.
Hilda Spellman: And in the wrong hands, it'll lead to catastrophe.
Sabrina Spellman: But, in Nicholette's hands, the dark spells from that Grimoire will ultimately lead to total pain for criminals. Speaking of, Damian Alaister and his Church of Necrom goons better not be planning to escape.
Lincoln: That's not going to happen, the second they do, they'll also get electrocuted by the seals on the door.
Salem Saberhagen: I'd be satisfied if they got turned into toads.
Lincoln: No, Salem, we're going to bring them to justice.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Speaking of, what's going to happen to them once you and the Dark World Goth Girls who face off against them one at a time defeat them?
Lincoln: I was hoping someone would ask: Once a member of The Church of Necrom has been knocked down and defeated, we'll imprison them in separate Containment Cards, and once Damian Alaister has been defeated, we'll hand the Containment Cards with the imprisoned Church of Necrom members to the police in a lockbox, and once they've been found guilty, they'll be sent to a new prison that I built for black magic-using heretics and demon Goths like them, but I'm not going to reveal it.
Me: He's right, it's going to be a surprise.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Okay.
Later it was time for Musa's first ever ambassador mission. Her mission was in Atlanta, Georgia and she was going to meet Sunny Bridges who is a famous musician and music teacher and his class.
William: Anyone else wanna go with Musa? Besides 2 Rabbids and the Leo on this Earth?
Me: How about Rainbow Dash, Carol and Varie go with?
Musa: Good idea!
Nico: This will be awesome.
Me: Yep. We can show off our singing talents in these missions.
Nico: Not a bad idea.
Musa: Lets head out then.
We were off to Atlanta.
We later arrived and went into Sunny's class.
Sunny Bridges: Hey, there. You guys must be new students.
Musa: Oh actually we aren't new. My name is Musa and I'm Musa and I'm the Fairy of Music and princess of Planet Melody.
Me: And we're with her.
Sunny Bridge: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm is in the house!
Me: Rockin to meet you Sunny.
Nico: Same to you.
Rainbow Dash: We're with her too. My name is Rainbow Dash, Princess of The Wonderbolts, The Air Skylanders and the element of Loyalty. Also I'm the Guitarist for the Rainbooms.
Carol: My name is Carol Pusateri. Awesome to meet you
Varie: My name is Varie. One of J.D.'s many awesome fiancées.
2003 Leonardo: And my name is Leonardo but you can call me Leo.
Sunny Bridges: Rockin and an honor to meet you all.
Nico: Same here.
Sunny Bridges: And this is my class.
Nico: What's up guys!? Team Loud Phoenix Storm is in the house!
We were introduced to the class.
Lil' D
Lil' Dwight "D Evil" the Devil proclaims himself as the unofficial/bumbling leader of the Westley School's music class, whether they like it or not. He is bright, talented, confident to a fault, and is incredibly tenacious when it comes to music. Through sheer determination (as well as breaking and entering), he manages to recruit Sunny Bridges as the class's new music teacher. Although Li'l D considers himself remarkably streetwise, his overconfidence often leads him into trouble. He is considered the shortest member of the class (despite being taller than Kim and Eddie if not for his hair), standing about 4'6".
Lil' D has never met his father, although he doesn't seem bothered by it. He likes to say, "Then it's settled." after he thinks that a plan was agreed upon (whether or not it actually was) which usually results in something horrible happening, and on occasion he will say "Let's crank this thang up!" His instrument is the drums. In some songs, he plays a different instrument like in "The Hunt for Red Blobtober". Although he has never revealed his actual name, no one seems to notice. He is 12 years old. He is voiced by Sylvia "Small Fire" Holloway.
Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos
She wears a colorful dress, pink bracelet, necklace and white headband. She is an extremely optimistic child with a semi-Southern accent and a hippie-child appearance. She is perpetually happy, no matter true circumstance, though she is occasionally shown to reach a breaking point and cry as shown in the episode "Am I Blue?". She enjoys the company of animals and baby creatures. She has a secret crush on Lil D. Her parents are never shown like all the other children. She constantly displays a bubbly personality. She claims her hair has the special ability of getting frizzy whenever love is in the air. In the pilot episode, she mentions that she has a grandmother who is of Colombian descent. However, her last name suggests she is of Greek descent. Her instrument is the high-pitched violin, but in the game Funk Box, she also plays a cello. She is 12 years old. The character is voiced by Jennifer Hale.
Tamika Jones
Aloof Tamika makes it her business to keep the other students in line, giving her the title of "Toughest Girl in School". She is also extremely stubborn; the slightest misstep is grounds for a threatening fist. "Prove it or move it" is her trademark phrase, but she is not sure what to do if someone chooses "prove it." Despite her sharp tongue and cold disposition, Tamika shares a close bond with her classmates and will protect them as often as she teases them. Eddie is in love with her. Her instrument is the harp. In the song "Throwdown", she also says she plays the guitar. But in the episode "Tamika and the Beast" she shows a soft and sensitive side. She is usually disgusted by Eddie's attempts for her affection, although she showed feelings to him in the show's Christmas special after he paid Santa Claus to visit her. She is 12 years old. She is voiced by Crystal Scales.
Edward "Eddie" Phillip James Lawrence III
The richest kid in the school, being the heir to the Lawrence fortune (according to the first episode, his father is the head of the Earth division of Cola Cola). A cultured aristocrat, he has something of a high-and-mighty attitude concerning the other students, naively believing that all problems can be solved with money; he uses his wealth to help his friends. He is not completely spoiled, either. When Philly Phil's machine tells him he should never have a job because his dad is rich, Eddie says, "But I want to get a job!" He is the only character to have ten fingers at any time (he will usually have eight, but for at least one scene he has had 10. Eddie's explanation for his 10 fingers is that it is due to his wealth). He is in love with Tamika, as suggested in Home and Westley Side Story and confirmed by Tamika in Love is in the Hair...Net. Eddie has spoken of having Swiss ancestry. His instrument is the clarinet, but in the game funkbox he also plays a trumpet. He also plays many horns and woodwinds such as the trombone seen in The Devil and Lil'D. He is 12 years old. He speaks in a Cajun accent. Once he said that his dad owns all of the stations on TV. He is voiced by Tom Kenny.
Phillip "Philly" P. Phil
Brilliant and imaginative, tends to stand out for his unusual fashion sense. Philly Phil can invent useful devices on the spot, although they often end in malfunction. Though Li'l D and the other students do not fully understand Philly Phil's many eccentricities, they are willing to accept him as one of their own. He also might have a crush on Kim as shown in Nothin To it But to Do it. Philly Phil has an appetite for any type of food, particularly sweets such as chocolate. His height didn't seem to be consistent from episode to episode (He was about as tall as Principal Luna in The Hunt for Red Blobtober and only a few inches taller than Madison in Funky Monkey). In Eddie's Money, he is shown to have a decent singing voice. His instrument is the double bass, also with the bass guitar. In Free Philly, it is revealed that he is very weak and needs the help of technology (Although he does save all of his classmates and Sunny at the end of the episode without any help), though in Big Robot on Campus it shows that he is fairly strong and can use his own physical strength. He is 13-years-old. He is voiced by Phil LaMarr.
Kim Chin
She is Kam's twin sister and his polar opposite down to even their instruments. She and Kam are the youngest of the Westley Side School First Years and she is the shortest, despite Li'l D's reputation as the "shortest member of the class". Kim sometimes feels that fashion is more of a concern than music and loves to follow fashion trends. She is very energetic, free-spirited, sometimes to the point of mischief, sleeps with a stuffed rabbit due to her fear of the dark, and loves to torment her more old-fashioned sibling. Kim and Kam's parents are never shown. She was born in Columbus, Ohio and is of Cantonese-Chinese descent. Her instrument is the xylophone, also with other percussion instruments. She is presumably 12 years old. Voiced by Janice Kawaye.
Kam Chin
He is Kim's twin brother and her polar opposite, born in Columbus, Ohio and is of Chinese descent. He and his sister are the youngest of the Westley Side School First Years and he is considered to be the smartest in school. He generally projects an air of refinement and class. Unlike the other kids, Kam has common sense and maturity and is the voice of reason, besides Sunny (but he was oblivious to Santa in the Christmas episode). However, the kids don't listen to him and do what they want instead. Kam tends to be interested in many dull things such as high-grade bread. He is very eager about learning to the point that if Sunny is late to class, his brain is hurting from not learning. Kam has an irrational fear of hang gliding into a flock of angry mallards. Kam appears to have comically terrible things happen to him at the time where he resents these things. He does not have any sweat glands (and doesn't take showers because of this, yet he always appears clean) and he goes insane whenever he is too hot, as shown in Study Buddies. His instrument is the keyboard or the piano. In "Love Is in the Hair... Net", he plays the accordion. He is presumably 12 years old. Voiced by Janice Kawaye.
Musa: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys.
Kam Chin: Same here and it's awesome to meet you.
Tamika Jones: We're some of your biggest fans.
Nico: (to Madison) I don't know why but I feel like you'll get along with Leni.
Madison: I sure would and her clothes are so awesome!
Nico: Leni makes awesome clothes.
Musa: Boy she sure does.
2003 Leo: (sighs) And these 2 are Rabbids.
Me: Rabbids are cute but they are as stupid as braindead monkeys.
Sunny Bridges: Oh I see.
The Rabbids gabbed some drumsticks and started using them against each other as if they were swords.
Sunny Bridges: Hey, I don't mind if you 2 use that to kill scumbags. But you do NOT use those against each other!
Nico: Yeah they aren't very bright but they are really funny.
Me: And they do make a lot of people laugh. Especially when they burp.
Sunny Bridges: We heard you guys are awesome singers too.
Me: We sure are. Whenever we have babysitting adventures we always have an awesome karaoke group.
Nico: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: It's so awesome.
Nico: You guys have bad guys that we should be aware of?
Lil D: Well, there's Big D from Soul Stack Records. Does that count?
Me: What can you tell us about him?
Lil D: He's not a nice guy.
He told us about him.
Big D is a major character who appears in the episode "The Devil and Lil' D". He made a deal with Li'l D where he would sign a contract to become a music star. As Li'l D sign the contract, he gave his soul to Big D in the contract. Big D also participated in the song "We Want Your Soul". Towards the end of the episode, Li'l D managed to break out of the contract with the help of Sunny Bridges and because of this he lost the deal.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa! The Music devil. Not a good sign.
Nico: We'll have to watch out for him on the big day.
Me: Yeah. That's when we all come here to help you all out.
Sunny Bridges: That is gonna be awesome.
Me: It sure will be rockin.
Musa: If you guys don't mind, I'd like to sing a song to you guys. It's in honor of two detectives who become one Kamen Rider.
Sunny Bridges: Go for it!
Tamika: Rock on!
Me: Just to tell you it's a Japanese song.
Tamika: Awesome!
Kam Chin: Looking forward to this one.
Me: Yep.
The song played and the room turned into Tokyo, Japan.
Musa: (Singing in Japanese)
W-B-X Crime and the city.
W-B-X Crime and the city.
Someone suddenly knocks on the door
また誰かが 突然ドアをたたく
Premonition of the incident Welcome to Windy city
事件の予感 Welcome to Windy city
Tears don't look good in this city
この街には涙は似合わないぜ
Let's find the Keyword hidden in the darkness
闇に潜む Keyword見付け出そう
-Dreams that cannot be reached by humans
ー人では 届かない夢
(Infinite archive to search Dive to the sea of memory)
(検索する無限のアーカイブ 記憶という海へと Dive)
Half x Half!
君と なら叶えられる Half×Half!
(W Boiled-Extreme!)
(W Boiled-Extreme!)
W-B-X!
W-B-X!
Two Body & Soul!
2人の Body&Soul!
(Nothing else Only, that is, carpooling)
(他にないさ Only つまり相乗り)
In one!
ひとつに!
W-B-X!
W-B-X!
When you meet the best partner
最高のパートナー 出逢う時
A miracle happens (So We can make it!)
奇跡おこる (So We can make it!)
Find W!
Wを探せ!
W-B-X Crime and the city.
W-B-X Crime and the city.
They saw Kamen Rider W going after bad guys and tearing them apart.
When it was done they cheered wildly.
Sunny Bridges: That was awesome!
Tamika: ROCK ON GUYS!
2003 Leo: I recorded all that on video to show Shotaro and Philip on Nuju's first mission.
Nico: Smart thinking Leo. They will love that.
2003 Leo: Thanks.
Me: Musa and her friends have a band too. They are called the Winx Club.
Musa: It's true.
Me: Also Rainbow Dash and her friends are called the Rainbooms.
Tamika: I love the Rainbooms! They are so awesome!
Me: Yep. Also I'm part of the Rainbooms too. When we sing about friendship we spread the love of it from our hearts.
Nico: That is for sure.
Me: You guys want to hear one of my songs?
Sunny Bridges: Lets hear it.
Me: This song I sang during the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse. It's called The Night Begins To Shine by B.E.R.
Lil' D: Awesome!
The song played and the room showed the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse in the background.
Me: (Singing divinely)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
When the song was done everyone cheered wildly and it was awesome!
Sunny Bridges: Wow! That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah!
Sunny Bridges: We might not have that many enemies compared to you guys. But we'll let you know if one of them makes a move.
Nico: Thanks Sunny.
Me: But they will all be going to prison if we ever seen any of them since they don't have any powers and pose that much of a threat.
Nico: Yeah they aren't that dangerous like many enemies we know.
Lil' D: Yeah.
We later came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome and rocking dudes.
Nico: Leo got a video of Musa doing the Kamen Rider W Theme song.
2003 Leo: It was so awesome.
We told everyone everything and it was awesome.
Eli: Boy that was awesome!
Varie: Yeah it was.
May: Next time, Aurico should come with you.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: And Luna Loud and all the Rainbooms can go next time too.
Laney: Yeah that would be awesome!
We were responding to a 2-11 at the bank yet again.
POW BLAM SMASH BIFF!
I was beating up a bunch of robbers.
Me: Take that you robber douchebags!
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Stormy Weather zapped them with lightning.
Stormy Weather: Nothing like busting a few bank robbers, huh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (coldly) Let's just get this over with already.
Me: Okay okay.
Nico punched and kicked a bunch of them all over.
Nico: You dirtbag robbers have failed this city!
We then heard a roar and then 4 new monsters appeared!
Mermaid Monster: Time to take you guys to the cleaners!
Werewolf Monster: (Russian Accent) You guys are bad comrade!
Wood Monster: You make us trees look bad!
Carnage Monster: Yeah it's not funny!
Sydney Burlington: Those voices! Kita, Natalia, Evelyn and Julie!
Werewolf Monster: Comrade Sydney! Everyone! Wow.
Spike: Wait. Are you girls Underground monsters?
Carnage Monster: We sure are. My name is Julie Carolina and these are my friends.
Kita Raimundo: I'm Kita Birmingham.
Natalia Somonmenchikov: Natalia Somonmenchikov.
Evelyn Burmingham: Evelyn Burmingham.
Julie Carolina: And I'm Julie Carolina.
They reverted back to human.
Kita's a girl with blue hair and had blue clothes and her monster form looks like a mermaid, Natalia's a black hair girl with red eyes and black clothes and she has a werewolf form, Evelyn has green hair and green eyes and green clothes and her monster form looks like that of a wood creature and Julie has red hair and red eyes and her monster form looks reminiscent of Carnage.
Girl Jordan: Wow! You girls are great doing that.
Nico: You all have the power to change at will now!
Lincoln: You think I'm gonna fall for your tricks?!
Lincoln shot some lightning at Julie but Ransack got her out of the way.
Ransack: Lincoln, the fuck's wrong with you?!
Lincoln: Oh, please! This is just an act to steal the spotlight from us and make us look bad! Just like Albedo's former Team Buktu pals!
Me: What!?
I saw that his eyes are droopy and he had bags under them like he hasn't had any sleep for days. And I saw in his eyes and his paranoia was being caused by bottled up feelings.
Me: Lincoln! Stand down! They are on our side! I sense no ill feelings in them.
Eli: Yeah and I do too!
Me: Lincoln just calm down! Tell us what's wrong.
Nico: Lincoln are you paranoid because of Team Buktu?
Windcharger: Lincoln, is that why you've been off? Because of you being paranoid of new heroes?
Lincoln: (starts crying) YES! AND BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WE FAILED TO SAVE! WE COULDN'T EVEN STOP TEAM BUKTU FROM ALMOST SUCCEEDING IN THEIR PLAN!
Maria: But we stopped them, didn't we?
Lincoln: (still crying) IT'S NOT JUST THAT! WE COULDN'T PREVENT ALEJANDRO FROM BUSTING THE REST OF THE SORE LOSERS OUT OF PRISON! WE COULDN'T SAVE PRESIDENT WHITMORE! WE COULDN'T STOP GENERAL MORSHOWER FROM SACRIFICING HIMSELF! WE COULDN'T STOP ANIMATED SENTINEL FROM KILLING ANIMATED SHOCKWAVE! AND MOST OF ALL, WE COULDN'T STOP TREVELYAN FROM USING GOLDENEYE TO KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE!
Maria: (to Nico) J.D., this is not an invitation to visit Animated Sentinel and kill him! Him being banished to Arachna 7 is punishment enough!
May: And Max is actually behaving himself since we got drafted into the Masters of Evil!
Me: No I don't sense anything at all. Lincoln is being paranoid because he hasn't had very much sleep. I sense that these adventures we've been having are taking a toll on him and causing sleep deprivation.
Nico: Yeah he's right.
Natilee: Worse than that dad. Lincoln is like this because he was having really bad nightmares about all our adventures. He hasn't gotten any sleep for 13 days.
Lincoln: Why do you try so hard!?
Me: LINCOLN LISTEN TO YOURSELF! Do you honestly think that I formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm just so we can kill innocent people to destroy evil!? ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY NOT! I formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm to defend the world and the entirety of the multiverse and our universe from the very threat of evil and save all those that are in its line of fire!
Lincoln: But what about those that died? Don't you care about them at all!? They are being forgotten because of you!
POW!
I punched Lincoln in the gut.
Me: LINCOLN DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! We have not forgotten what they were like back then! I learned from my mistakes when they died! When I was leader of the team I would always try and get things done fast hence why I was so reckless and brutal and I won't deny that! But you need to realize Lincoln that life deals you many bad hands in life. We lose those that are precious to us and they taught us so many things that make us closer to them than ever! But the point is Lincoln that we have to learn from the past and make sure that we don't make the same mistakes again.
Nico: J.D. is right Lincoln! You have to let it go and learn from the past.
Lincoln then had tears streaming down his face and then he collapsed and hugged me tight and cried hard and he was wailing too.
Me: I know Lincoln. I know.
Then Mojo Jojo, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, and Hank Scorpio appeared.
Mojo: Can me, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, and Hank Scorpio go with you guys this time? (sees Lincoln's tearstained face) Or should we wait for you guys at the bus?
Nico: Guys wait on the bus for us.
Mojo Jojo: Okay.
RD Lucy: Nico, this might be a bad time. But which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: No, RD Lucy. I know that kind of question is mandatory.
RD Lucy: Oh.
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for the Moltensteel Dragon of Magic The Gathering.
Me: Awesome choice.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Yep.
We went onto the bus.
Deker: Feeling better, Lincoln?
Lincoln: So tired.
Me: He hasn't gotten any sleep for a long time so we're letting him sleep for a while till we get there.
Rainbow Dash: Pickle and Barley Barrel you two stay with Lincoln while he sleeps.
Pickle Barrel: (Salutes) Yes ma'am Captain Rainbow Dash.
We put Lincoln on a bed and he was sleeping. Pickle and Barley Barrel were watching over him.
Nico: Also guys to answer your question yes you can come with. We're going on a field trip to Folsom Prison.
Gizmo: In California. Wow.
Lincoln: Hey, Chicken. Mind if I sit with you?
Chicken: (glares at him) Why? You gonna try and zap me too?
Tyrone McGee: (holds us back) Lincoln, maybe you should sit somewhere else.
Lincoln: Yeah
He went and sat somewhere else with Pickle & Barley Barrel watching.
Me: Chicken that was totally uncalled for.
Chicken: Well he was..
Me: (GLARES AT HIM) QUIET. Lincoln is going through hard times right now. So let him rest.
Chicken: (sighs) You're right. Maybe I should go apologize to him.
Chicken went and did so.
Abis Mal: Nice, J.D. Now, Chicken feels bad!
Nico: Abis that's enough. J.D. was right to do that.
Me: Lets not make things worse guys. Lincoln is going through some big time stress now.
Nico: Yeah.
Abis Mal: Oh you're right.
We were then off to California.
Chicken: Hey, Lincoln. Sorry about that comment.
Eret: It's fine, Chicken. And honestly, given that Lincoln tried to hurt fellow heroes, there was going to be some negative comment towards him about that anyway.
Chicken: Yeah.
Lincoln: It's all right Chicken. But I am just so upset.
Chicken: We know Lincoln.
We were still on the bus driving to Folsom.
Nico: It's gonna be a while before we get there so we might as well enjoy our scenic trip.
Me: Yeah.
Radioactive Man: Be honest. Is this prison just as worse as Alcatraz?
Me: Well Folsom is home to some of the state of California's worst criminals. It's also the state's second oldest prison.
I went over Folsom's history.
Folsom State Prison (FSP) is a California State Prison in Folsom, California, U.S., approximately 20 mi (30 km) northeast of the state capital of Sacramento. It is one of 34 adult institutions operated by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.
Opened in 1880, Folsom is the state's second-oldest prison, after San Quentin, and the first in the United States to have electricity. Folsom was also one of the first maximum security prisons. It has been the execution site of 93 condemned prisoners.
Musician Johnny Cash put on two live performances at the prison on January 13, 1968. These were recorded and released as a live album titled At Folsom Prison. He had written and recorded the song "Folsom Prison Blues" more than a decade earlier.
FSP is California's second-oldest prison, long known for its harsh conditions in the decades following the California Gold Rush. Although FSP now houses primarily medium security prisoners, it was one of America's first maximum-security prisons.
Construction of the facility began in 1857 on the site of the Stony Bar mining camp along the American River. The prison officially opened in 1880 with a capacity of 1,800 inmates. They spent most of their time in the dark, behind solid boiler plate doors in stone cells measuring 4 by 8 ft (1.2 by 2.4 m) with 6-inch (15 cm) eye slots. Air holes were drilled into the cell doors in the 1940s, and the cell doors are still in use today.
FSP was the first prison in the world to have electric power, which was provided by the first hydroelectric powerhouse in California.
After the state of California took sole control of the death penalty in 1891, executions were held at Folsom and San Quentin. A total of 93 prisoners were hanged at FSP between December 13, 1895, and December 3, 1937. Subsequent executions were carried out in the gas chamber at San Quentin. Due to an incorrect record, it is often mistaken that there were 92 executions, but there were in fact 93.
The prison's first hanging occurred on 13 December 1895 when Chen Hane was "hanged by the neck until dead" at 10:00 am. The public was invited to witness the execution. In 1892 Hane was accused of murdering Lee Gong, even though a witness stated they saw Lee Sam shoot Gong; another said they thought Gong had been shot through a window while sitting at a desk.
FSP industries include metal fabrication and a print shop, and the quarry at FSP provided granite for the foundation of the state capitol building and much of the gravel used in the early construction of California's roads. Additionally, California's vehicle license plates have been manufactured at FSP since the 1930s.
In 1968, Johnny Cash played a concert at the prison. Each attending prisoner lived in his own cell and nearly all were in an education program or learning a trade. Most of the attending prisoners who were released did not return to prison after being released.
Laura Sullivan of National Public Radio said that the costs of housing prisoners "barely registered" in the state's budget. In 2009, Folsom was overcrowded, with 4,427 inmates. Around that year most of its prisoners who were released returned to prison after being released.
When I was done everyone was amazed.
Nico: Wow since 1880. This prison is 142 years old.
Me: Yep. And also it had some of the most dangerous criminals ever known.
I told everyone who they were.
Joseph Barboza, former New England Mafia associate and enforcer turned government witness. He served 5 years at Folsom for second-degree murder in 1971, while in the Witness Protection Program.
Sonny Barger, former leader of the Hells Angels.
Edward Bunker, author of crime fiction, a screenwriter, and an actor.
Thor Nis Christiansen, was a serial killer and necrophile active in California in the mid-to-late 1970s. He was killed by a stab wound in the exercise yard in 1981.
Eldridge Cleaver, early leader of the Black Panther Party.
Alfred Leonard Cline, suspected serial killer
George Contant, train robber; later lectured against crime, brother of John Sontag.
Craig Coley, Wrongfully convicted of the 1978 murder of his ex girlfriend and her son before being pardoned and exonerated by CA governor Jerry Brown in 2017.
Chris Evans, train robber, partner of John Sontag.
Joseph Gamsky, aka Joe Hunt, of the Billionaire Boys Club.
Glen Stewart Godwin, whose escape from Folsom earned him a spot on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.[39]
Cameron Hooker, convicted of the Kidnapping of Colleen Stan.
Charles Jackson, serial killer
Rick James, musician.
Edmund Kemper, the "Co-Ed Killer"; was a serial killer and necrophile active in California in the early 1970s.
Suge Knight, former owner of Death Row Records.
Timothy Leary, psychologist and writer.
Charles Manson, murderer, conspirator
Erik Menendez, convicted with his brother Lyle of murdering his parents.
James Mitose, Japanese-American martial artist who brought the art of Kempo to the United States.
Ed Morrell, accomplice to the Evans-Sontag railroad robbers of the 1890s.
Ricky Murdock, rapper known by the stage name Askari X.
Bobby Purify, original singer of "I'm Your Puppet".
Shorty Rossi, star of the Animal Planet show Pit Boss.
Leo Ryan, U.S. Congressman who while an Assemblyman had posed as a prisoner to investigate conditions.
Glen Sherley, musician.
Danny Trejo, actor.
Jack Black (author), hobo, professional burglar and author of "You Can't Win", in which he describes his almost eight years at the prison.
Nico: Ohh yeah. I know some of those guys. Saw them on TV.
Me: Yep.
Chicken: Boy the last time we went to Folsom Prison was where I swapped places with a criminal.
Cow: I remember that big brother. That was crazy.
Laney: No kidding.
Me: And Prison is Hell on Earth.
Carly Atlas: So, Shanan. Can you identify the species that are the monster forms of Kita, Natalia, Evelyn and Julie?
Shanan: I sure can. Kita is what's called a Flekmornikan Merfolk. They come from the planet Flekmorn in the Cigar Galaxy. Natalia is a Lunanian Werewolf. They are werewolves from the planet Lunan XII in the Sombrero Galaxy. Evelyn is a Celtician Dryad from the planet Celtica in the Unknown Zone and they are wood creatures that have the power to control nature and plants and even communicate with animals. And Julie is a Symbiote relative called a Nombyiote from the planet Elintiar. They are in every way like Symbiotes except they are much more benevolent.
Nico: That is really cool.
Julie Carolina: It sure is.
Motor Ed: Guess you girls managed to tame your beasts back then. Seriously.
Kita Raimundo: Yes we sure have.
Venom: Yes we have heard about the planet Elintiar and our fellow Nombyiotes. Like us they are living costumes.
Nico: That is really awesome.
Lola: It sure is.
Lincoln was in his bed sleeping. But he was having a really interesting dream. Princess Luna came to him and told him the same things I told him and learn from the past and don't let it ruin him.
He was gonna be asleep for a while though.
French Narrator: (French Accent) 18 hours later
We woke up and cooked breakfast and Lincoln came.
Me: Hey buddy. Feeling better?
Lincoln: Yeah and you were right J.D. I was paranoid because of lack of sleep.
Me: Well at least you're rested up now.
Lincoln: I'm sorry I tried to attack you girls.
Julie Carolina: It's okay, Lincoln. You just met us. So, you had every right to be suspicious. And it probably doesn't help that my monster form looks like the Prime version of one of your enemies.
St Patricia: But we have nothing against you. (to Girl Jordan) Right, Girl Jordan?
Girl Jordan: No I know this is not like the version of Carnage that I know and hate.
Julie Carolina: How come you hate Carnage?
Me: Long and really ugly story.
I told Julie everything and it was horrible.
Julie Carolina: Oh man! That's horrible! I don't blame you one bit for hating this worlds Carnage like that.
Me: Yeah any version of Carnage minus the U.A. Carnage and the S.H.S. Carnage is her big time enemy. She killed the Yost Universe one and our prime universe version.
Nico: One time she got word that Carnage was back and she mistook him for Cletus Kasady when it was actually Gwen Stacy.
Me: Yeah it was the one from the Ultimate Spiderman Comic Books.
Julie Carolina: Oh wow! I know that one.
Girl Jordan: And I had no idea it was Gwen in that one.
Nico: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: Your monster form isn't even a symbiote. And you're actually cooler then Kasady.
Hank Scorpio: And this was forced on you. Kasady willingly used the Carnage symbiote for evil.
Julie Carolina: And that is true but I'm glad you like it.
Nico: The Yost version of Kasady wasn't even Carnage. But Girl Jordan killed him.
Me: And I threw up all over Nico after Girl Jordan ate his brain.
Sheila: I'm glad you 4 and Irena managed to get your monster forms under control.
Chaor: You sound jealous.
Sheila: A little bit but not that much.
Sydney: Yeah it took a long time for us to control ours.
Nico: That was a while huh.
Nergal: Why do I have a feeling Red Guy's gonna be involved? Again?
Me: He will be involved like always. When it comes to Cow and Chicken he is practically everywhere.
Nergal: Oh right. He is a comical version of the Devil.
Me: Yep.
Dahlia Newton made Lincoln a huge pancake breakfast with sausages, bacon, steak, ham, hashbrowns, eggs and French Toast.
Dahlia Newton: Here Lincoln.
Lincoln: Oh wow! What a feast.
Dahlia Newton: Yep. As a lumberjack and Vermont Maple Syrup cultivator I make awesome breakfasts fit for jacks.
Nico: Boy you are gonna eat today buddy.
Me: Wow that is a feast fit for a Lumberjack. Lincoln uh I'm sorry I slapped you and punched you.
Lincoln: You had every right to do so J.D. I was a little overreactive.
Me: A Little?
Lincoln: Okay A LOT overreactive and I'm sorry.
Me: Apology accepted Lincoln.
Arixam: (to the Loud Sisters) You girls stay near us. There's no doubt the inmates will have bad thoughts in their minds.
They nodded. Lincoln got to eating and man was he hungry.
Nico: Wow he is really hungry.
Laney: Yeah.
Lincoln finished and he was stuffed.
Me: We should be just about there.
Clyde: Thanks for having our entire school class go with you guys on this field trip.
Me: No Problem Clyde. It's always an honor to take the school on someplace fun.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Cygnus. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Geo, you're not going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Cygnus.
Geo Stelar and his friends gasped in shock.
Geo Stelar: Cygnus? But, how?
Me: Oh, don't tell me we're going to have to kill him.
Lincoln: No, if I remember correctly, he redeemed himself. That means we got to separate his dark side from him.
Nico: Good idea, and then, we got to destroy him once and for all.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico.
Casandia the Air Faerie: That's what you and I are going to do, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's right, Casandia, and just like what happened with Geo's other enemies, you all know what I'm going to do to Dark Cygnus.
Me: Big time.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We're here.
We arrived at Folsom Prison.
Me: Folsom Prison, Sacramento, California. Dirtbag Criminals, Lowlife Murderers, Conning Thieves and Infernal Arsonists.
We laughed.
We got out and everyone was present.
We went into the prison.
Nico: May, if any inmate tries touching you inappropriately, I'm gonna use Bagua Zhang on their asses!
Gizmo:...well, that's one way of dealing with those barfbrains.
Nico: Yep.
May: Thanks guys.
Me: Look at all these douchebags.
Eli: Yep.
Inmate 1: You got something to say to me?
Me: Your mother is a whore that knows how to screw many men at once.
Inmate 1: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY!
He punched at me and I blocked his punch and then kicked him in the face and knocked him unconscious.
Me: What a wuss.
Disk Wars Deadpool: Alright, if I know the format of the recent chapters, Red Guy should definitely be making some kind of move right now.
The Red Guy came out and we hid.
Red Guy: HEEELLO It's me the Warden.
Nico: There he is.
Po Kong: What's he up to?
Red Guy: I have a treat for you all… (FWOMP) It's an Inmate FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Laney: Whoa.
Me: Just like I figured he was gonna do.
Nico: An inmate fight to the death.
Tayuya: As much as I like some of these dumbasses dying, it's time to do our entrance!
Me: That's the kind of fucking talk I like.
Nico: Me too. Lets get them.
We went at them…
Red Guy: (LAUGHS)
The Spirits of the Defenders of Remnant then appeared and they swirled around the Red Guy and smashed and pulverized him and a bunch of inmates all over the place. Then they converged and then…
NUMEROUS PUNCHES FLYING!
They pulverized the living shit out of the Inmates and the Red Guy and really mashed them up and then we came out.
Me: That is how you make a punchy entrance.
Nico: Yep.
Private HIVE: You oughta be court martialed for causing this riot!
Red Guy: I'll have you know that I own this prison!
CHOMP!
Blitz bit him in the butt and ripped off a chunk of his butt!
Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) You are just as repulsive as many prisoners here. Ja.
Nico: Well said Blitz.
Colleen: (British Accent) Fluffy Pants.
Inmate 2: GET THEM!
The inmates all came at us and then I punched the ground and smashed them down.
Nico: YEAH!
Then Magma, Black Lance, Marionette Shadow, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Manta Bayarsh, General Schwarz, Chillyfish, Kerbero Gangan, Hydrax and Fireor Appeared.
Nico: Magma, Black Lance, Marionette Shadow, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Manta Bayarsh, General Schwarz, Chillyfish, Kerbero Gangan, Hydrax and Fireor
Me: Wow a Power Rangers Monster Slugfest.
Marionette Shadow: Yep.
Black Lance: Man, this prison really is nasty.
Maria: No kidding!
Magma: (to Lori) Did any of them slap your asses?
Lori: I stayed close to Boo Boo Bear the entire time.
Manta Bayarsh: That's good.
Me: If they did that I would snip their hands off.
Manta Bayarsh: Well said.
Marionette Shadow: (to Nico) We heard you dealt with Leena Klammer.
Nico: We sure did and J.D. did an awesome daring rescue.
Marionette Shadow: Wow!
General Schwarz: How'd she escape?
Me: Found a dark orb on her that teleported her to the city. Small one no bigger than the point of a pencil.
General Schwarz: Whoa.
?: That was crazy.
A figure came out and it was LUMBIACO from episode 31 of Go-Ongers!
After the Sound World was destroyed by Kireizky, Lumbiaco somehow found its way to the Human World, where it began feeding on noises to grow giant. Its arrival triggered an alliance between the Go-ongers and the Gaiark to stop it from destroying the world.
Lumbiaco manages to feed on enough sounds to grow giant, but is shrunk by a beautiful melody produced by the G3 Princess idol group formed by Saki Rouyama, Miu Sutou and Kegalesia. Angered by the noise, Lumbiaco goes on a rampage until it is eventually destroyed.
Eli: Lumbiaco! I remember you! You got sent to our world after Kireizky destroyed the sound world and you went on a rampage because of all the noise.
Lumbiaco: Very awesome memory Eli.
Me: We haven't faced an unadapted monster in a while.
Lumbiaco: No we sure haven't. Darn shame I wasn't part of the fray.
Me: What a ripoff.
Lumbiaco: I'm glad the group I worked for isn't like Venjix at all.
Scott Truman: I honestly envy the world you came from.
Me: That's true. Same with me.
Nico: Yeah.
We got the usual battles underway.
Jimmy, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force)
Black Lance was first.
Black Lance: (to Jimmy) Nico rescued two people today! Who was the second girl?
Jimmy (EENE): It's actually J.D. that rescued the first girl. But the second girl is Dahlia Newton and she is an amazing Lumberjack and has an awesome appetite for pancakes and big breakfasts.
Princess Luna: You should see how many pancakes she eats.
Moondust: Lincoln was given a pancake breakfast fit for a lumberjack and he was hungry.
Snowdrop: Boy he sure was.
Gari: Yeah he sure was.
Black Lance: I heard he was lashing out because of paranoia. Poor guy.
Blackout: Yeah he is better now.
Black Lance: Good. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down!
Koji, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma
Magma was next.
Magma: (to Koji) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Arnold's neighborhood. How was it?
Koji: It was awesome and they took down Wolfgang and his friends yet again. Those blockheads just will never learn.
Princess Celestia: What a bunch of prunefaced sleezeballs!
Amber Morning: I think that's putting it mildly mom.
Spotlight: Yeah I agree there.
Magma: But Prunefaced Sleezeball. I like that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and smashed him down!
Taylor (Loud House), Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) I heard you guys met a Fire Princess Gene Slammer. What's her name?
Taylor: Her name is Catherine Windsor and she is a direct descendant of Mary, Queen of Scots.
Manta Bayarsh: Wow! Wasn't she deposed and beheaded a long time ago?
Sunset Shimmer: Yes in 1567 she was deposed and in 1587 she was beheaded.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But Mary was called Bloody Mary because of her killing of hundreds of Protestant Heretics back during her reign in the 16th Century.
Manta Bayarsh: That's right! I remember reading about that one.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding and she brought back the Catholic Religion.
Manta Bayarsh: That is true. And that was back almost 500 years ago. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Style Queen, Chloe Bourgeois, Anne Marie, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow
Marionette Shadow was next.
Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) So, not only was Lincoln paranoid as a result of Albedo's former teammates. But he also held in a lot of feelings regarding to the people we failed to save.
Style Queen: Yeah he was really upset because of that.
Marionette Shadow: Poor kid. I don't blame him one bit for having those feelings. But it's not right for him to bottle up his feelings like that.
Chloe Bourgeois: Yeah no kidding. Poor guy was holding it in for so long ever since President Whitmore died and beyond. I guess General Morshower's sacrifice was the breaking point.
Anne Marie: Yeah no kidding.
Rarity: Oh Poor Linky Winky. After today me and the girls will gladly stay with him to make him better.
Marionette Shadow: That's very sweet of you Rarity.
Sweetie Belle: That sure is sis.
Gill Grunt: Yeah Lincoln is one lucky guy to have awesome girls.
Marionette Shadow: Yes he sure is lucky. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Ink Rose, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz
General Schwarz was next.
General Schwarz: (to Ink Rose) There are many Prisoners in Folsom. But all of them are very vile.
Ink Rose: Yeah no kidding and for 140 years and counting Folsom has been home to many dangerous people.
Starlight Glimmer: No kidding. These people are pure evil.
Cozy Glow: They sure are. What a bunch of nutbags.
Hex: Yeah they are monsters too.
Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding! What a bunch of evil dirtbags! I read all about Folsom Prison and it is a nightmare.
General Schwarz: They don't call prison hell on Earth for nothing. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, darkness and darkness and smashed him down.
Konan, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Tessa, Cali, Mags, RD Lily and Byleth VS Goldar
Goldar was next.
Goldar: Is this your first time ever seeing what Folsom Prison is like?
Konan: It sure is and it is a dangerous place. But with all our experiences in taking down bad guys we're ready for anything.
Trixie Lulamoon: We sure are and we learned that Folsom is much older than Alcatraz.
Goldar: Folsom has been around longer than Alcatraz hasn't it?
Triple Berry: Yes Folsom was built in 1880 whereas Alcatraz was built in 1934.
Flynn: Alcatraz shut down in 1962 however due to money.
Tessa: And it's now a very popular Tourist Attraction.
Cali: That is true.
Mags: But this is our first time ever seeing Folsom Prison like this.
Byleth: It's really amazing and I'm honored to face you Goldar.
Goldar: Thank you Byleth and welcome to the team. Lets do it!
They fired waves paper, magic and energy and smashed him down.
Riley Anderson, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon, Lincoln, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Merrick and Misao VS Zen-Aku
Zen-Aku was next.
Zen-Aku: Do you guys ever send criminals to Folsom?
Riley Anderson: You know that's a really good question.
Me: We usually have a hard time with keeping track of where we send the people we defeat to prisons. I need to start making a log book for that.
Lincoln: That's not a bad idea.
Zen-Aku: It sure is. Lincoln, I'm sorry you lashed out at everyone because of bottled up feelings.
Lincoln: It's all right Zen-Aku but thank you for your concern.
Pickle Barrel: Me and my brother looked out for him as he was sleeping. He was asleep the entire day we were on our way to Folsom.
Barley Barrel: Yeah we kept an eye on him the entire time by meditating.
Zen-Aku: Wow! You two really learned a lot under Rainbow Dash.
Pickle Barrel: That is right! She is our mentor and hero.
Merrick: That is strong admiration right there too.
Misao: It sure is and beating myself up is usually my thing.
Zen-Aku: Well other people have feelings too. Lets get it on!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
We fired waves of blue fire and moonlight and smashed him down.
Gaz Membrane, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) You think the way J.D. told Lincoln to pull himself together was harsh? Because Nico probably would've chosen a peaceful approach.
Gaz Membrane: I don't think it was harsh at all. J.D. did have a heartfelt point there.
Pinkie Pie: That is true. But I'm glad J.D. was able to talk some sense into Lincoln like that.
Featherweight: Yeah even the bank robbers we busted felt sorry for him.
Sprocket: It's true.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Lincoln are you paranoid because of Team Buktu?
Windcharger: Lincoln, is that why you've been off? Because of you being paranoid of new heroes?
Lincoln: (starts crying) YES! AND BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WE FAILED TO SAVE! WE COULDN'T EVEN STOP TEAM BUKTU FROM ALMOST SUCCEEDING IN THEIR PLAN!
Maria: But we stopped them, didn't we?
Lincoln: (still crying) IT'S NOT JUST THAT! WE COULDN'T PREVENT ALEJANDRO FROM BUSTING THE REST OF THE SORE LOSERS OUT OF PRISON! WE COULDN'T SAVE PRESIDENT WHITMORE! WE COULDN'T STOP GENERAL MORSHOWER FROM SACRIFICING HIMSELF! WE COULDN'T STOP ANIMATED SENTINEL FROM KILLING ANIMATED SHOCKWAVE! AND MOST OF ALL, WE COULDN'T STOP TREVELYAN FROM USING GOLDENEYE TO KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE!
Maria: (to Nico) J.D., this is not an invitation to visit Animated Sentinel and kill him! Him being banished to Arachna 7 is punishment enough!
May: And Max is actually behaving himself since we got drafted into the Masters of Evil!
Me: No I don't sense anything at all. Lincoln is being paranoid because he hasn't had very much sleep. I sense that these adventures we've been having are taking a toll on him and causing sleep deprivation.
Nico: Yeah he's right.
Natilee: Worse than that dad. Lincoln is like this because he was having really bad nightmares about all our adventures. He hasn't gotten any sleep for 13 days.
Slinkman: Lincoln, you think we're not sad about Morshower and Whitmore? We are! But they would want us to move on!
Nico: Yeah Lincoln. They risked their lives for us and everyone we care about.
Me: Yeah Lincoln! They will always be a part of our team in spirit and throughout all of history. They gave their lives for us.
Lincoln then came at me and pounded on my chest!
Lincoln: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! (CRYING) SO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING! ALL BECAUSE OF US!
Me: Lincoln…
Lincoln: HOW MANY MORE HAVE TO SUFFER!?
Me: Lincoln!
Lincoln: HOW MANY!? HUH!? HOW MANY!?
Me: LINCOLN!
SLAP!
I slapped him across his face and everyone gasped!
Me: Pull yourself together Lincoln! That all happened in the past and you have to realize that there are times when not everyone can be saved! It's not just about you Lincoln! It's about all of those we care about! We're in this for them! Just like you are doing your best to help so many people too! When I first met you in 2016 you love your sisters more than anything and you told me that you wouldn't trade it for the world or anything! You and I became like brothers and we formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm together as time went on. We are all in this together!
Lincoln: Why do you try so hard!?
Me: LINCOLN LISTEN TO YOURSELF! Do you honestly think that I formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm just so we can kill innocent people to destroy evil!? ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY NOT! I formed Team Loud Phoenix Storm to defend the world and the entirety of the multiverse and our universe from the very threat of evil and save all those that are in its line of fire!
Lincoln: But what about those that died? Don't you care about them at all!? They are being forgotten because of you!
POW!
I punched Lincoln in the gut.
Me: LINCOLN DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! We have not forgotten what they were like back then! I learned from my mistakes when they died! When I was leader of the team I would always try and get things done fast hence why I was so reckless and brutal and I won't deny that! But you need to realize Lincoln that life deals you many bad hands in life. We lose those that are precious to us and they taught us so many things that make us closer to them than ever! But the point is Lincoln that we have to learn from the past and make sure that we don't make the same mistakes again.
Nico: J.D. is right Lincoln! You have to let it go and learn from the past.
Lincoln then had tears streaming down his face and then he collapsed and hugged me tight and cried hard and he was wailing too.
Me: I know Lincoln. I know.
Then Mojo Jojo, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, and Hank Scorpio appeared.
Mojo: Can me, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, and Hank Scorpio go with you guys this time? (sees Lincoln's tearstained face) Or should we wait for you guys at the bus?
Nico: Guys wait on the bus for us.
Mojo Jojo: Okay.
Robber 1: (Sympathetic) Oh man. Poor kid.
Robber 2: I didn't know Lincoln was going through all that.
Robber 3: Yeah. I may be a criminal but even I know what it feels like to lose someone we know.
Tom Lair: Yeah we all feel that same thing too.
Sheila Loud: It's part of what we have to go through every day.
Robber 1: That's true. But maybe after our time in prison we can at least try and start over.
Robber 2: Yeah we'll start over.
Robber 3: We need to make things right instead of going through a life of crime.
Tom Lair: We're happy to hear that.
The officers took them away.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Kerbero Gangan: That's amazing that those robbers were sympathetic to Lincoln.
Sprocket: It sure was. Something J.D. and Lincoln said must've gotten through to them.
Kerbero Gangan: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Wheeler (Captain Planet), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Chaor and Takinom VS Fireor
Fireor was next.
Fireor: (to Wheeler) I can't believe poor Lincoln would get mad like that. But I also can't believe he tried to attack 4 fellow heroes!
Wheeler: It's not his fault. He was bottling up his feelings because of people that we have known over the years dying.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah poor Linky was just holding it all in and the death of Morshower was the breaking point.
Starshine Sparkle: That is true.
Sunny Starscout: Poor Lincoln. But he will be all right and he is better now.
Spyro: He is a tough guy.
Fireor: Oh man. I don't blame Lincoln one bit for being upset like that. Poor kid. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Gi, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish
Chillyfish was next.
Chillyfish: (to Gi) I heard J.D. had an awesome rescue of Byleth. How was it?
Gi: It was amazing! You should have seen what happened.
Fluttershy: J.D. swung on a rope and saved Byleth from plummeting to her doom.
Tornado Bolt: It was amazing!
She showed the whole thing that was posted on Social Media.
Nico: What's going on up there?
Me: I've got a bad feeling about this.
But then that feeling came true when we saw her get pushed off! EVERYONE GASPED!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:55 TO 2:33)
Me: OH NO!
I ran fast and knew I had to save her from plummeting to her death and I ran passed everyone.
Nico: J.D. COME BACK!
I ran and I saw a rope with flags and I fired a beam of energy and it hit the rope and cut it and I jumped and grabbed it and swung on it like how Tarzan would and then I went for the girl and just as she was about to almost hit the ground I held out my hand and caught her and we swung back and everyone cheered wildly in a thunderous roar of applause! I jumped and landed back with everyone.
Nico: WAY TO GO J.D.! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Eli: AWESOME BRO!
Camie: WOOHOO! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
Sirius: YEAH! AWESOME!
Rachel Stavenport: WOW!
I brought her over.
Iron Man: Who is she?
Eli: (Gasp) It's Byleth!
Nico: From Fire Emblem? Whoa!
I took off her blindfold.
Me: Byleth are you all right?
Byleth saw us.
Byleth: What happened? (Gasp) You're J.D. Knudson and you all are Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What happened?
Nico: J.D. saved your life. He saved you from plummeting to your doom. You were pushed off that beam up there and you fell a long way.
Me: I cut a rope and swung on it and save you.
Byleth: Wow! (HUGS ME AND CRIES HARD)
Chillyfish: WHOA! That was so awesome!
Stealth Elf: Boy was it. Like how Tarzan swung on a vine.
Chillyfish: That was really amazing. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down!
Power Pack (Marvel), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) I hope the prisoners and the Red Guy like black and blue. Although Red Guy's color will always be red.
Energizer: Yeah they will be pulverized all over!
Zero G: We're going to smash their skulls in though.
Applejack: YEEHAW! We'll turn these prisoners into mashed potatoes!
Apple Bloom: With gravy on them!
Flashwing: It'll be awesome and fun.
Lightspeed: We're going to smash a lot of prisoners here.
Mass Master: Yeah and it'll be awesome.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: It sure will be fun! Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, apples and crystal and smashed him down.
Noriko, Naruto, Fu, Sakura Haruno, Gaara and RD Lincoln VS Screamer
Screamer was next.
Screamer: Have there been any escape attempts in Folsom?
Noriko: As a matter of fact yes there were. From 1920 to 2017 there have been 7 escape attempts.
Naruto: Not nearly as many as Alcatraz though.
Fu: Yeah Alcatraz had 14 escape attempts.
Sakura Haruno: And that was just from 1934 to 1962.
Screamer: Wow! What a difference. Alcatraz had double the attempts in almost 30 years whereas Folsom had less than half of that over the course of almost 100 years. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and wind and smashed her down.
Ino, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Naruto, Killer B, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito Nii, Gaara, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax
Hydrax was next.
Hydrax: (to Ino) I really liked that the Warden got thrashed like that. And that's not even the end!
Ino: Nope this is only the beginning. After the usual battles the real fun begins.
Rainbow Dash: We're going to thrash that Red Guy Warden into pulp.
Scootaloo: I don't know about you guys but I smell a rat!
Whirlwind: Yeah I smell one too.
Naruto: Yeah I got the feeling that the Red Guy is not the real warden here. I'm picking up negative vibes from him.
Killer B: I feel the same way fool! Ya Fool!
Fu: I agree there with Naruto. I saw that something wasn't right.
Utakata: Yeah I think he is hiding something.
Han: I think so too.
Roshi: He is clearly hiding something big.
Yagura: And it's not pretty.
Yugito Nii: I agree there whole heartedly there.
Gaara: Whatever the red guy is up to it's not good.
Tayuya: Yeah that buttwalking fuckmonger!
Hydrax: Yeah I feel it too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and smashed her down.
Pakura, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sari, Maki (Naruto), RD Lola and Zuko VS Trifire
Pakura was next.
Trifire: Been a while since we fought. And it's our first time in a prison too.
Pakura: Yeah it sure is and it's gonna be awesome.
Gaara: I'm looking forward to this too.
Temari: Same with me Gaara.
Kankuro: Yeah it will be awesome to battle in a prison.
Sari: I hope we fight in the Blood Prison someday. That would be the ultimate adrenaline rush if we killed all the prisoners there.
Maki: That would be really awesome too.
Trifire: (Laughs) Yeah that would be awesome to see. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and wind and sand and smashed him down.
Kin Tsuchi, Quasimodo, Eli, Laney, Splash Woman and Rainbow Man VS Bell Org
Bell Org was next.
Bell Org: This is really cool that you all get to fight in Folsom.
Kin Tsuchi: It sure is and it's awesome seeing what it's like in here.
Quasimodo: It's a really unusual place but it's really awesome.
Eli: Folsom Prison is amazing to see on a field trip.
Laney: It sure is cool.
Rainbow Man: I think so too.
Bell Org: It sure is awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of sound blasts and smashed him down.
Samui, Sunset Shimmer, Rarity, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Heat Man and Ice Man VS Contemptra
Contemptra was next.
Contemptra: I heard the Blood Prison is in every way like Alcatraz isn't it?
Samui: Yes it is and going there is most uncool.
Sunset Shimmer: I heard that that the Blood Prison in the Land of Grass is a dangerous place for the 5 Great Nations most dangerous and most ruthless criminals.
Rarity: Oh it is most horrifying.
Adagio Dazzle: Sounds like the kind of place for me and my sisters to use our song and get the inmates to kill each other.
Aria Blaze: Now that would be awesome to see.
Sonata Dusk: It sure would be awesome.
Contemptra: Yes it sure would be cool to see. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and ice and smashed her down.
RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lincoln, Linka, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily, Lisa and Lucy VS Lumbiaco
Lumbiaco was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened Lumbiaco's safe and in it was a bunch of war clubs called the Thrashers of Bad Teachers, they're clubs with the anti-Bad Teachers symbol on them, and these babies are capable of really pulverizing any bad teachers you'll meet and giving them quite a nasty concussion. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Wow! War Clubs this time.
Lumbiaco: Yep. Pretty awesome huh.
Nico: Yep.
Nico teleported back with them.
RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!
The Megaforce Rangers transformed into the RPM Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
The Rangers formed the RPM ENFORCER!
Rangers: RPM ENFORCER!
Nico: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!
Nico inserted a Pink Engine Cell with a phoenix in the shape of the number 700,000.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of element and energy and they fired energy blasts and they hit Lumbiaco and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead and destroyed!
Nico: Lumbiaco you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Gia: Time to find out what Red Guy's hiding!
Nico: Yeah he is up to something big!
Me: I'll go search.
I went into the prison.
Red Guy: STOP HIM!
Everyone jumped in front of the criminals and blocked their path.
Nico: You'll have to get through us first!
Hailey Timaeus: And you won't like it when we pound your faces in! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Kairyu-Shin!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Kairyu-Shin and they formed into an awesome new monster! It was a sea serpent dragon that had water tornadoes swirling around him. It was called LEVIATHAN TIDE DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet Leviathan Tide Dragon!
Joan Critias: I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Pyramid of Light!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Pyramid of Light! They formed into an awesome new dragon that had a pyramid of pure light on his back with wings of energy. It was called LIGHT PYRAMID DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Meet Light Pyramid Dragon!
Gina Hermos: And now for me! I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with ILL WITCH!
Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Ill Witch and they formed into powerful gauntlets that had a green aura around them. They were called The POISON ILLNESS GAUNTLETS! They were put on Gina's hands.
Gina Hermos: These are the Poison Illness Gauntlets!
Nico: Awesome!
Nico, Eli, Jared and Zarya pulled out the Zenkai Cannons!
Nico, Eli, Jared and Zarya: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!
They summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger and Kyurangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
Nico: ATTACK!
We went and pulverized the living shit out of all the criminals.
A giant boot squishes a criminal flat.
Nico: That is one criminal that is Flat!
A hammer slams onto a criminal and flattens him. Another criminal gets incinerated by fire underneath him. A pair of robot arms gives a bunch of criminals a wedgie. A bowling ball crushes a bunch of criminals feet. They get slapped in the face by a bunch of robotic arms. The Criminals get electrocuted by lightning bolts. Then they got crushed by a piano followed by a spiked-ball and a boat that resembles Titanic.
KRASMASH! HOOOOOONNNNNKKKKK!
I was looking around the prison halls for anything out of the ordinary.
Inmate: It's J.D.! KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!
I punched and kicked and disemboweled a bunch of inmates and shoved their intestines down their throats!
I then heard something coming from the broom closet.
Me: Huh?
I opened the door and found a man tied up and gagged in the closet.
Me: Oh man.
I went over and freed him.
Me: Sir are you okay?
Warden: Yeah thanks to you J.D. I'm the Real Warden of this place. That man with no pants is an imposter.
Me: I knew the Red Guy wasn't the warden here!
I cut him free!
Everyone was pulverizing the Red Guy and the criminals all over the place.
CHOMP!
Blitz bit a criminal on his butt!
Colleen was pulverizing a bunch of criminals all over the place and Lincoln was firing a blast of lightning and electrocuting the criminals all over the place!
Ransack, Stormy Weather, Spike and Windcharger used the Velocitron, Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Stormy Weather and Spike's powers and Windcharger's Magnetic Arms 100-fold and turned Ransack's seat into a blaster.
Cybertron Ransack and Stormy Weather: SPEEDING LIGHTNING BURST!
Windcharger and MLP Spike: MAGNETIC FIRESTORM BLAST!
Mojo Jojo and Green Lanterns of Will: GREEN LANTERN MONKEY TROOP!
Deker and Red Lanterns of Rage: RED LANTERN DEMON STORM!
Abis Mal and Blue Lanterns of Hope: SANDSTORM OF BLUE LANTERNS!
Black Lanterns of Death and Nergal: DEMONS OF BLACK LANTERNS!
Yellow Lanterns of Fear and Motor Ed: SPEEDING YELLOW LANTERN FEAR!
Violet Lanterns of Love and Po Kong: VIOLET LANTERN MOUNTAIN AVALANCHE!
Indigo Lanterns of Compassion and Radioactive Man: INDIGO TRIBE RADIATION BLAST!
White Lanterns of Life and Gizmo: WHITE LANTERN LIFE GEARS!
Orange Lanterns of Avarice and Private HIVE: ORANGE LANTERN SOLDIER TROOP!
Lantern Corps Leaders and Hank Scorpio: LANTERN SPECTRUM FLAMETHROWING BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Laney, Lincoln, Dahlia Newton and Eli: LUMBERJACK FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Dahlia Newton, Lincoln, Kita Raimundo, Natalia Somonmenchikov, Evelyn Burmingham and Julie Carolina: ALIEN MAGIC ULTRABLAST!
They fired waves of energy.
Lincoln: KUNG FU ELEMENT STYLE: BAGUA ZHANG!
Jessica Shannon: KUNG FU STING STYLE: BAJIQUAN!
Toph: KUNG FU EARTH STYLE: LONG QUAN!
Julie Makimoto: KUNG FU EARTH STYLE: BAK MEI!
Mai Shiranui: KUNG FU FIRE STYLE: CHANG QUAN!
Blaze Fielding: KUNG FU FIRE STYLE: CHOY LI FUT!
Yuna Kamihara: KUNG FU WATER STYLE: EAGLE CLAW KUNG FU!
Nanami: KUNG FU WATER STYLE: FU JOW PAI!
Sari Sumdac: KUNG FU WATER STYLE: HOU QUAN!
Rachel Alucard: KUNG FU LIGHTNING STYLE: LAMA PAI!
R. Mika: KUNG FU LIGHT STYLE: SHUAI JIAO!
Juri Han: KUNG FU DARK STYLE: TAE KWON DO!
Menat: KUNG FU STAR STYLE: WING CHUN!
Shantae: KUNG FU MAGIC STYLE: BAI HE QUAN!
COLETTE BRUNEL: KUNG FU LIGHT STYLE: ZUI QUAN!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): KUNG FU DARK STYLE: SHAOLIN KUNG FU!
Peni Parker: KUNG FU WEB STYLE: PRAYING MANTIS KUNG FU!
Super Sonico: KUNG FU SOUND STYLE: NAN QUAN!
They did kung fu stances and fired waves of elements and they were from said moves and styles.
Lincoln and his harem: KUNG FU FINAL SMASH: KUNG FU BEATDOWN!
They used various kung fu styles to beat the living shit out of the prisoners!
They were all smashed and knocked down and out.
Everyone pulverized numerous prisoners and smashed the Red Guy all over. Then Nico threw him high into the air. Then he fell to the ground and CRASHED INTO THE GROUND WITH DEVASTATING FORCE!
KRASMASH! OOOOOOHHH! THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEL GOOD!
OUCH!
He got up and he was really mangled up.
Red Guy: (Spits out teeth and bones)
Everyone came and glared at him and he was in a lot of trouble!
THEN THEY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM SOME MORE! He was really mangled up. Then he was tied up and thrown into a pot of soup! OUCH!
Lincoln: Guys, I really am sorry about how I acted earlier.
Kerbero Gangan: It's fine, Lincoln.
Fireor: The only thing you're really guilty of is keeping all of that bottled up.
Chillyfish: Next time, you should still talk to us about what you're feeling.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Now, what do you think J.D. found?
Hydrax: I hope it's a big secret.
Me: It sure is.
The Warden was without his shirt.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: This is the real Warden of the prison and the red guy is an impostor!
We gasped!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: I found him tied up and gagged in the janitors closet. He was knocked out and stuffed up in there.
Nico: Oh man!
Eli: Wow!
Warden: But you all saved me. Thank you all so much.
Nico: No problem Mr. Warden.
?: Please, someone, help me.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Geo Stelar: There's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Cygnus.
A figure came out and it was none other than Cygnus, but he was struggling with something inside him.
Nico: So, that's Cygnus. Oh man, he's struggling with his dark side.
Lincoln: Not for long.
Me: Alright, big guy, you know what to do.
Lincoln: You read my mind, J.D.
Lincoln fired a powerful blast of light mixed with his Dark Side Eternal Purification technique, and it hit Cygnus, and it permanently severed him from his dark side, as a black mass was separated from him, and it transformed into Dark Cygnus, and Lincoln got Cygnus to safety.
Dark Cygnus: Finally, I'm free.
Casandia the Air Faerie: But, not for much longer.
Suddenly, Casandia the Air Faerie's sky blue eyes turned neon pale blue, and she was surrounded by a sky blue energy aura with winds, clouds, and air faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Dark Cygnus, she left sky blue energy, winds, clouds, and air faeries with every step.
Casandia the Air Faerie: Dark Cygnus, I will never forgive you for what you've done in tormenting Cygnus, and now, we'll see to it that you never leave here alive.
Suddenly, Casandia the Air Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue energy with winds and clouds surrounding the vortex, there's an air faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pale blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Casandia the Air Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Casandia the Air Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon pale blue eyes and a sky blue energy aura with winds, clouds, and air faeries surrounding her, she has an air faerie with the Wind Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Air Kanji in its hands, she has an air faerie with sky blue gems for the eyes and the Air Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sky blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Casandia the Air Faerie has on a long purple long-sleeved dress with cloud-shaped collar and clouds on it and a sky blue phoenix on it, purple ankle-high boots with fur, and a long sky blue sleeveless trenchcoat with clouds, winds, and air faeries on the coattails, and on the back is an Air faerie with winds and clouds surrounding it. Casandia the Air Faerie's sky blue fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have an Air faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Casandia the Air Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with sky blue gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Casandia the Air Faerie the Water Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with sky blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large sky blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large sky blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large sky blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the Air faerie that said, "Casandia the Air Faerie, Resident Air Faerie of Mystery Island, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Queen Fyora, Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Air and Air Faeries."
カザンディア・ザ・エア・フェアリー、ミステリー・アイランドのレジデント・エア・フェアリー、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、フィオラ女王の親愛なる友人、ネオピアの多くの英雄、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、素晴らしい驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、そして空気と空気の妖精のマスター
Casandia the Air Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HURRICANE FORCE AIR FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Casandia the Air Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Dark Cygnus saw it, he tried to blast her with an energy blast, but Casandia the Air Faerie fired a powerful sky blue energy blast with winds and air faeries at Dark Cygnus, hitting him, and he hit the wall.
Nico: Whoa, Casandia the Air Faerie's transformed, this is going to be one windy battle.
Lori: You said it.
Lincoln: Wow, Casandia, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Casandia the Air Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Air Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer this electric monster his punishment?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Casandia.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Casandia the Air Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that monster.
Lincoln and Casandia the Air Faerie went after Dark Cygnus, who fired blasts of energy at them, but they absorbed the blasts and it made them stronger than ever, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sky blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Air Faeries at Dark Cygnus, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on him and Briana the Air Faerie fired powerful sky blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Dark Cygnus by the neck, and hoisted him up with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing all of Dark Cygnus' powers and abilities, along with Dark Cygnus's weapons, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Angels, Phoenixes, and Buffalo flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power boost as he made them his own. Then, Lincoln tossed Dark Cygnus into the air, and he and Briana the Air Faerie fired powerful beams of energy, and as they hit Dark Cygnus, it exploded with incredible power, killing him and we also made his powers and weapons our own. Then, as his spirit appeared, Casandia marked his forehead with a kanji and he was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Casandia the Air Faerie and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Casandia the Air Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Casandia the Air Faerie: That's it for the dark side of Cygnus, and he's never coming back. Thank you for helping me with taking care of Dark Cygnus, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Casandia.
Suddenly, Casandia the Air Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Casandia the Air Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Casandia the Air Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Air Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with a gentle breeze blowing and clouds forming right behind them and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Wow, that's so awesome, and the breeze that blew in from their display feels so nice.
Me: You said it, this sure feels amazing.
Lori: Literally.
Geo Stelar: And we saved Cygnus from his dark side. I hope Cygnus is going to be okay.
Lincoln: He'll be okay, Geo. We just need to get him to our infirmary, so that way, he can recover, just like what happened with Count Bleck. But, this is also the first time The Red Guy hasn't shown up to cause mayhem this time.
Nico: Don't count him out just yet, big guy. He'll be up to something tomorrow, and we'll be ready for him when he shows himself.
Me: You got that right, Nico.
Nico: Yep. Well everyone how did you all like this field trip to Folsom Prison?
Everyone in Lincoln's class cheered wildly!
Girl Jordan: BEST FIELD TRIP EVER!
Laney: We had a lot of fun!
Lana: YEAH THIS WAS AWESOME!
Me: We all had a lot of fun. But the best reward out of all this was thrashing numerous criminals and the Red Guy for impersonating a warden.
Nico: Yep. He's going to be in a lot of trouble at M.O.E. HQ.
Chillyfish: Boy you said it. And when Vypra gets mad, you better start writing your will.
Me: Yep.
Nico: But great job today everyone.
Lincoln: Thanks. (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and it was one that will be awesome to remember. I learned to not keep your emotions bottled up.
Nico: That is for sure. Lets go home guys.
We went back to the bus and we went home.
The Red Guy in the pot of soup and he was pissed!
Red Guy: (SPITS OUT BLOOD, TEETH AND BONES) (GROWLS) I HATE THAT WRETCHED TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (GROANS)
Twilight Sparkle and the girls stayed with Lincoln for the night. They were cuddling with him all over. Aww.
END!
Part 4 done.
This was a funny one and it was for the first ever episode of the Cow and Chicken show. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Boy Lynn, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lori Loud, Anastasia Nikolaevna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna go to a volcanic planet after we found out that the Red Guy hired a massive army of bounty hunters to try and kill us. He put a huge bounty on our heads and it was a lot. We are also going to meet a Moltensteel Dragon Gene-slammer named Nathalie Nikolaevna. A direct descendant of Tsar Nikolas II and the Grand Duchess Anastasia, Nathalie is one of Nico's Friends from Russia and she is a great chef as well as an amazing dancer. She is now the gene-slammer of Moltensteel Dragon. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in Los Angeles as we go up against Deacon Frost and we're going to take him and his vampire followers down for good. Also we're going to see Lincoln use the Blood God's Curse on the vampires. We're also going to meet a Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli gene-slammer named Sidney Ford. Sidney Ford is the gene-slammer of Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli and she is also a powerful guardian angel of Lincoln Loud and an awesome sword master. She stopped Lori from going on a nasty rampage at school when she had her phone taken away by a teacher that was mean and hated her guts. Lori went on a rampage to kill Lincoln. She also got the teacher that did it fired. But Sidney stopped her. For part 5 of the saga we're going camping and we're going to be told an awesome story about a legendary Sailcat, a cat that was squished flatter than a pancake and is sharper than a razor blade and he can slice through a whole semi-truck. After Sailcat is proven real, The Red Guy will appear after I find a Credit Card on the ground. It'll be worth $827,392,342,574,734,346,465,347,363,000.00.
See you all tomorrow.
