This chapter is based on the Cow and Chicken episode called The Legend of Sailcat


Flying over the scorching hot surface of the volcanic planet of Valmorg 214 million light-years away from Earth was Nico, Boy Lynn, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lori Loud, Anastasia Nikolaevna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and the planet was extremely hot!

Nico: WHOA! So the next rescue is on Valmorg.

Camie: Whew! It's really hot.

Me: Valmorg has a surface temperature of 1,931˚Fahrenheit and it's another version of Venus.

Tsuyu: Wow! It's hot.

Lana: Yeah.

Lori: But is there literally any reason why you wanted me and Anastasia to come too?

Nico: I just have this feeling for some reason that we're going to meet another relative of Anastasia.

Anastasia: I see.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lynn.

Boy Lynn: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome going on one of your rescues.

Himiko: I actually like this planet though.

Eli: It's really hot but awesome.

Nico: Is it okay if I call you Boy Lynn?

Boy Lynn: That's fine. It's perfect for me since there's a girl version of me and we share the same name.

Me: That is confusing isn't it.

Boy Lynn: Yeah it sure is.

Eli: So what's going on here on Valmorg?

Nico: Well King Kai told us that the Red Guy is up to something huge and it's right here on the planet Valmorg.

Camie: What could he be planning?

Tsuyu: No idea but it's not good.

Sirius: We better stop him.

Me: Boy after taking so many beatings for 4 days in a row you think he would take a hint.

Eli: He sure is a glutton for punishment though.

Nico: We'll see him again on the upcoming mission.

Me: That's not until later tonight. We're going camping.

Camie: Awesome. I'm looking forward to this one.

Nico: I know.

Lincoln: I still feel bad that I lashed out at you guys like that though.

Lana: It's all right bro.

Me: Yeah Lincoln we forgave you for that.

Nico: Like we said before, you're not the only ones who feel the pain losing Whitmore and Morshower.

Lincoln: I know. We all felt it.

Nico: Yeah.

Sirius then heard really faint voices.

Sirius: Guys I hear something. They are coming from that cave in that mountain there.

She pointed to a far mountain.

Nico: Then lets check it out.

We flew to the mountain and went into the cave and it was cooler as we went down into the cave. Then in a huge room we saw a MASSIVE ARMY OF BOUNTY HUNTERS!

Nico: Whoa.

Me: It's a Bounty Hunter Convention.

Nico: Lets listen.

We couldn't understand what the bounty hunters were saying.

Nico: Is this what Red Guy was up to?

Me: Lets listen.

The Red Guy came out.

Red Guy: HELLLLOO! It's me the Red Guy! I called you all together from all the corners of the universe because you all are the worst assortment of lowlife mercenaries ever known. You're mean, you're malicious, you're nasty, you're my kind of amazing people!

They cheered.

Red Guy: Now for the past 4 days I've had to endure a massive beating from one of the most despicable team ever to terrorize the universe! To destroy all evil! BLECH! And because of them they are driving me bonkers! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

He showed our symbol.

Bounty Hunters: BOOOOOOO!

Red Guy: You took the words right out of my mouth! I FUCKING HATE THAT STUPID TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

Our auras flared up as he said that and he had the word HATE in his teeth.

Red Guy: THEY RUINS MY SCHEMES, (CROWD BOOS) THEY DESTROY MY FELLOW BAD GUYS, (CROWD BOOS AND SOMEONE THROWS A TOMATO AT OUR SYMBOL) THEY HELP THE INNOCENT AND THE NICE! BLECH! (CROWD BOOS) BUT NO MORE! NO MORE! I am hereby declaring Team Loud Phoenix Storm as the entire universes most wanted fugitives. To ensure their immediate demise, I am offering you the biggest reward in Bounty Hunter History: $878,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00! DEAD!

Lola: That's a lot of zeroes!

Nico: That's a lot of money!

Me: That's 90 zeroes. Now we're talking.

Nico: Yep. But we won't stand for this.

We went over behind the hunters.

Nico: Question from the crowd?

Red Guy: Yes?

Me: We're worth far much more than that.

The Red Guy saw us and then he growled and then…

Red Guy: (GROWLS AND BLOWS HIS STACK) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He got so mad that his head exploded right off his body!

Red Guy: GET THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

I fired a massive energy blast and obliterated all the Bounty Hunters in one fell swoop!

Nico: Worthless piles of dung!

Boy Lynn: Yeah! Now it's your turn!

Boy Lynn went over and poked him in the eyes and grabbed his tail and smashed him all over the place and threw him into the wall.

Red Guy got up and he was madder than ever.

Boy Lynn: We're actually worth 920 Millinillion dollars.

Red Guy: I was in a hurry to get the bounty out, okay?!

Nico: Well use your head next time dingus!

I kicked him in his butt!

Then a roar was heard.

Me: Whoa!

Out of a cave in the other side of the room came a pair of red eyes and out came a Moltensteel Dragon!

It roared ferociously!

Nico: Now you're in for it.

Me: A Moltensteel Dragon! Awesome!

Eli: Yeah!

Nico: Better surrender or you are chow for a dragon buttchewer.

Boy Lynn: I take it you two know each other?

Red Guy: No I don't!

Moltensteel Dragon: (In A Girls Voice) (Russian Accent) No we don't know each other but I do know comrade Nico.

Nico: Nathalie Nikolaevna! Wow!

Anastasia: Wow! Are you…

Moltensteel Dragon: Yes Anastasia I am your descendant. I am the great great granddaughter of Tsar Nikolas II of Russia.

Nico: Yep.

Moltensteel Dragon fired a blast of fire from her mouth and it burned the Red Guy in his butt and he screamed in pain like a little girl!

Nathalie reverted back and she was a girl in red clothes and had red angel wings, red eyes and the kanji for Volcano emblazoned in the middle of her forehead.

Nico: Wow!

Rachel Stavenport: Nathalie!

Nathalie: Rachel!

They went and hugged.

Nathalie: It's awesome to see you again comrade Rachel.

Rachel Stavenport: Same to you.

Boy Lynn: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Nathalie: Well I have many. But my favorite is where me and Nico were in cooking class and we had this mean teacher and we did a funny prank on him. We gave him laxative spiked stew and he released explosive diarrhea all over his office and he was so humiliated. Everyone loved that one.

Nico: That was a funny one.

Me: That serves him right.

Lana: Yeah!

Camie: That was funny.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico and Nathalie hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Nathalie: Me too Comrade Nico.

Red Guy: Get a room you two!

Nathalie blasted him on his butt with fire and burned him all over.

We later went back home to Earth. Vypra was gonna be giving the Red Guy one nasty reprimanding.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, Blade, Buffy Summers and the Scooby Gang, Angel and The Angel Investigations group, Alucard (HELLSING), Seras Victoria, Selene, Eve, Michael Corvin, David (Underworld), and Boy Lynn are heading to Los Angeles, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we got word that Deacon Frost and his vampire followers have returned from the dead yet again, but we're going to take them down and this time for good.

Lincoln also invited The Masters of Evil to join us on the rescue, and he would also have Frost's lover, Mercury, captured and put into The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Wow, so my rescue's taking place in Los Angeles, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we got word that Deacon Frost and his vampire followers have returned from the dead yet again, but we're going to take them down and this time for good.

Me: That's right, big guy. We've just about had it with Deacon Frost and his vampire followers coming back yet again.

Nico: It's like they're gluttons for punishment, especially Quinn.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And like I said long ago, I hope Lincoln uses the Blood God's Vengeance Curse on that prick and his vampire followers.

Nico: And that's exactly what he's going to use on them, and we're also glad you're now doing much better, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah, I am, and after our talk yesterday and Twilight and the girls spending the night with me after our trip, I found out they did expansions to my room, and they also added in a gym to my room, and here's some news that really stunned me: I found out they linked their rooms with mine, along with the rest of the girls in my harem.

Nico: Really?!

Lincoln: That's right. The news shocked me at first, but it turned to happiness, and I'm glad for that little arrangement.

Me: Now, that's really awesome, big guy.

Lincoln: Thanks, J.D., and I want to thank you, Blade, Buffy Summers and the Scooby Gang, Angel and The Angel Investigations group, Alucard (HELLSING), Seras Victoria, Selene, Eve, Michael Corvin, and David for joining us, Lynn Jr.

Lynn Jr.: No problem, Lincoln. Plus, we're glad to be okay after what happened today during Nico's rescue.

Lincoln: Yeah, I can't believe The Red Guy hired a massive army of bounty hunters to try and kill us and putting a huge bounty on our heads, now, he's really gone too far.

Vypra: I would've thought that beating we gave him yesterday would mean he learned his lesson, but he refused to learn, and now, he's gone too far hiring an army of bounty hunters to kill you all. If he keeps this up, he's going to regret ever angering me.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and they're going to kill them.

?: Those good-for-nothing evil vampires, let's get them!

Suddenly, we saw the Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, the Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli, awesome.

Lincoln: And I recognized that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Sidney Ford. But, we'll have to talk later, we got a group of evil vampires to destroy.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and that allowed the eight girls to get to safety. When Deacon Frost and his vampire followers saw us, they were really pissed off, but so were we.

Lincoln: You've really pissed us off for the last time, Deacon Frost, and this is the last and final time we ever have to deal with you.

Me: Same with you, Quinn, because you have no idea who you are FUCKING WITH!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Lynn Jr., Blade, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Selene and her group got out their guns, The Masters of Evil got out their weapons, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Vypra tied up Deacon Frost's lover, Mercury, and she forced her to watch, as we tore right through the thugs of Deacon Frost and they turned to ashes, and we pulverized Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, who were already on their last legs.

Lincoln powered down, but we then saw him transform into Blood Lincoln as the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned blood red except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep blood red, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned blood red, his large blue pants turned black, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned blood red, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, phoenixes, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned blood red, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep blood red, and his canine teeth grew into fangs.

Suddenly, we saw blood spiraling around Lincoln, and we knew what Lincoln was going to: he was going to use his Blood God's Vengeance Curse on Deacon Frost and his vampire followers.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Deacon Frost. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of blood red energy and blood from his massive deep blood red angel wings with stars in the feathers, and as they hit Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, we saw that blood came flowing out of the mouths of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and as soon as Lincoln opened his mouth, the blood of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers went flowing into him, and he also had gained the blood memories of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, along with the godly powers Frost gained from the ritual to summon La Magra. As soon as Lincoln was done, Deacon Frost and the rest of his vampire followers except for Mercury were completely drained of blood and reduced to lifeless husks, and their spirits were erased by The Black Gates forever.

Mercury was already pissed off, but before she could try anything, Vypra had her beamed to their prison, where she'll cool off, and the rest of us holstered our weapons and powered down, and Lincoln changed back.

Lincoln: That's it at long last for Deacon Frost and the rest of his vampire flunkies. (To Sidney Ford) And it's so good to see you again, Sidney Ford.

Sidney Ford reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing lapis lazuli-colored hair, lapis lazuli-colored eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has a lapis lazuli gem embedded on her forehead, she has massive lapis lazuli-colored angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli, and she's dressed in a sleeveless dark blue vest, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, dark blue frilly skirt, dark blue pants, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat with gems on the coattails, and Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli on the back, and holstered on her back is a large lapis lazuli-colored sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, longer black handle, and large lapis lazuli gem for the pommel.

Sidney Ford: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Sidney Ford and they hugged, and Sidney Ford's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Sidney Ford: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sidney Ford, she's not only another powerful Guardian Angel of mine, but she's also an awesome sword master.

Me: Awesome.

Sidney Ford: And there's also something you all should know: long ago, I stopped Lori from going on a nasty rampage at school when she had her phone taken away by a teacher that was really mean and hated her guts, and she also wanted to kill Lincoln, which she falsely blamed him for, and after I stopped Lori, I also got the teacher that did it fired.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Whoa, we're really going to hear about that one later.

Lincoln: Trust me, Nico, it's really, really nasty. (Shudders)

Suddenly, Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Sidney Ford's neck with lapis lazuli gems on the gold lightning bolts links and lapis lazuli crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Sidney Ford: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Sidney.

Sidney Ford had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Sidney Ford on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Arisaka Mashiro, Ichinose Rika, Kurashina Asuka, Tobisawa Misaki, Aoyagi Madoka, Hosaka Minori, Kagami Aoi, and Satouin Reiko from Aokana: Four Rhythm Across the Blue.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Arisaka Mashiro, Ichinose Rika, Kurashina Asuka, Tobisawa Misaki, Aoyagi Madoka, Hosaka Minori, Kagami Aoi, and Satouin Reiko.

Me: From Aokana: For Rhythm Across the Blue, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Arisaka Mashiro: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Arisaka Mashiro and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Arisaka Mashiro: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Arisaka Mashiro: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Arisaka Mashiro, Ichinose Rika, Kurashina Asuka, Tobisawa Misaki, Aoyagi Madoka, Hosaka Minori, Kagami Aoi, and Satouin Reiko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, who came back from the dead, and they still wanted revenge on us.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in transforming into Blood Lincoln and using The Blood God's Vengeance Curse on those evil vampires, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sidney Ford have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and now, at long last, we were finally rid of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and they were never going to come back for more.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Lincoln, did any of those blood memories of Deacon Frost or any of his vampire followers make any mention of any sort of dealings they had with The Red Guy?

Lincoln: Hmm, that's a good question.

Lincoln took a look through the blood memories of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and he did find out something: they were indeed hired by The Red Guy to kill us all, and even worse, he'd used a Dark Orb to bring them back from the dead again.

Lincoln: And to answer your question, I did find out something from the blood memories of Frost and his vampire followers: they were indeed hired by The Red Guy to kill us all, and even worse, he used a Dark Orb to bring them back from the dead again.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Oh man, when Vypra hears about this, The Red Guy's dog meat.

Me: Big time, remember when Quimby resurrected Slade behind Vypra's back using the Dark Orb?

Nico: Yeah, and look at what happened to him. That was pretty impressive work, Lincoln, how did you learn how to do that?

Selene (Underworld): Allow me to explain, Nico. The vampire elders of my former coven held the power to sort through a person's blood memories, and this technique has been used to find out some important information.

Eli: That's right, and now, Lincoln has another way of obtaining information, along with sucking out a person's brain or using the absorption methods of Cell and Majin Buu.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And now, we know that they were also hired by The Red Guy to kill us all. When Vypra hears about this, she's going to be mad.

Nico: Try pissed big time.

Lincoln: Wait, let me handle his beatdown after we pulverize him today, Nico.

Nico: Okay, you got it, big guy.

After we finally got rid of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sidney Ford saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Sidney Ford: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sidney, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Sidney Ford: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Sidney, how did you stop Lori when she went on a rampage to kill Lincoln after she had her phone was taken away by that teacher who was mean and hated her guts?

Sidney Ford: You won't like it one bit, Nico. One day, I was guiding Lincoln through Royal Woods High School, since he and his class were here on a field trip, and I was assigned as his high school buddy, and the others got their buddies. But, as we were travelling through the school, something really bad happened: something burst out from one of the classrooms, and we saw who it was, it was Lori, and she was really pissed off, her eyes were blood red and her teeth turned into that of a shark's, and she had murder on her mind. She immediately blamed Lincoln for getting her phone taken away, but the real person who did was Mr. Adrian Smith, he was the meanest teacher in Royal Woods High School, and he hated Lori's guts. When he took Lori's phone away just to spite her, her anger turned towards her favorite victim, her own little brother, but now, she was going to kill him in a fit of rage and anger. But, I wasn't going to let Lori do that, I punched Lori hard in the gut and knocked her down with one punch to the face, and then, I got Mr. Smith to confess that he took Lori's phone just to spite her and that not only did he always hate her guts, but he also hated everyone. Furious at what Mr. Smith did, Principal Rivers fired him and his teaching license was revoked permanently, but Lori wasn't getting out of it easily, even though it was Mr. Smith who caused Lori to go a nasty rampage, she still caused a lot of damage to the school, and Principal Rivers had to give her detention for six weeks, but thank goodness I stopped Lori and got Mr. Smith fired, and not Mrs. Loud, because of her reputation.

We gasped at the revelation.

Me: Jeez, that guy was serious bad news.

Nico: And to take Lori's phone away just to spite her and the fact that he was mean and hated her guys, he sure was one mean teacher. I don't know what Principal Rivers was thinking when she hired him.

Luna: True, but the blame for that one actually falls on Principal Rivers' assistant, Oliver, and he just made the bad decision to hire that jerk of a teacher, Mr. Smith.

Rita: When I found out, I was about to head on down there and not only was I going to rip Mr. Smith a new one, but I was going to chew out Principal Rivers and that assistant of hers. But, Sidney had stopped Lori's rampage and got that miserable bad teacher fired.

Nico: (To those who hadn't joined long ago) And before any of you ask, Ms. Rita has a reputation as The Terror of The Michigan Board of Education, and any teacher who messes with her kids, she will attack them with unrelenting and merciless fury.

The recruits who hadn't joined gasped in shock.

Lincoln: Yeah, Mom's had that reputation for years, and to this day, no teacher would dare to make her mad by messing with her kids, and if any student dares to mess with my kids, they're not going to like me when I get mad.

Thunder Sparkle: Yeah, and trust us, if Dad sees any of us getting bullied by the other kids, or even worse, by a mean teacher, he'll go Papa Bear on them and rip them a new one.

Nico: Yikes!

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready for an exploration date, this time, it's at Space Land in the world of Mario, and everyone had their weapons holstered, in case of trouble, especially with any bounty hunters The Red Guy's hired to kill them and get his revenge.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?

Phoenix Shimmer: We're ready, Dad.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids left The World Tree Estate, and when they arrive at Space Land, it was an awesome space station, and their powers allow them to breath in space.

Storm Rainbow: Wow, what is this place, Dad?

Lincoln: This, Storm Rainbow, is Space Land, Mario told me about this place, and I figured this would be a perfect place for our exploration date.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids started exploring the place, and they were also having some fun here as well. Then, Lincoln sensed something with his energy signal tracking and the Force, and with his superhuman sight, deep sapphire blue eyes, and his Third Eye, he sensed who it was coming after them: more bounty hunters, no doubt hired by The Red Guy. Lincoln, his harem, and his kids fired powerful energy blasts and elemental forces and wasted them, and then, they went back to having fun. Then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion, and his kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.

Nico: Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your exploration date?

Lincoln: It was really awesome, Nico. We went to Space Land in the world of Mario.

Me: Space Land, the space stationed-themed world in the world of Mario? That's awesome, I bet you all had a lot of fun there.

Lincoln: We did, but we then ran into trouble, more bounty hunters came after us, no doubt hired by The Red Guy to kill us all.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: What the hell?!

Lincoln: Now, before you get mad, Nico, we took care of them and wasted them for good.

Nico cooled down.

Nico: That's good, but The Red Guy's getting his big red ass kicked when we get after him again. He just never gives up on causing mayhem.

Lincoln: No, he doesn't.

Chicken: Now, he's really gone too far, and I'm hoping Lincoln beats him up by hanging him upside down like a punching bag.

Lincoln: Hey, now that's an awesome idea, Chicken. (Smirks) And I think I know how to do just that.


Later it was time for Applejack's 3rd Ambassador mission.

William: Anyone else wanna go with Applejack? Besides the Vreedle Brothers, Dudley Puppy, and 1 Rabbid?

Squirrel Girl: I would like to go.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: I think that's everyone for this one. Next time all of Applejack's friends can go.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Lets head out.

We were off to the Southwestern Side of the city.

We arrived.

Andy Johnson: Hey guys!

Applejack: Andy, these are my archenemies.

Octagon: Awesome to meet you. We're the Vreedle Brothers. I'm Octagon.

Rhomboid: And I'm Rhomboid.

Dudley: Awesome to meet you too. I'm Dudley Puppy.

Squirrel Girl: And my name is Doreen Allene Green but everyone calls me Squirrel Girl.

Andy Johnson: Wow! Awesome to meet you all.

Nico: Yep. Squirrel Girl is one of the Avengers.

Andy Johnson: Wow! It's such an honor.

Rodney: Squirrel Girl it's awesome that you are a squirrel.

Squirrel Girl: Thank you.

Andy: Today, I was thinking we can put up a lemonade stand.

Nico: Cool! Just as long as no one spikes the Lemonade with Vodka.

Me: We had an incident a while back where a brainless moronic idiot thought it would be a good idea to give kids lemonade spiked with Vodka.

Rodney: Ouch.

Rhomboid: And Applejack had a good idea for lemonade a few days ago.

Me: She sure did. Apple Lemonade.

Nico: Which is a really cool idea.

Me: I agree there.

Squirrel Girl: Apple Lemonade sounds awesome.

Octagon: Oh, and if Kyle and Salty Mike try to spike the lemonade, (chuckles) well, you get the idea.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: We'll make sure they regret it.

Squirrel Girl: Don't worry, My squirrels will watch for them and let us know what is happening.

Mr. J: Hey, guys. Making a lemonade stand?

Nico: We sure are.

Me: Yep. And if Kyle and Salty Mike come we'll be ready for them.

Rodney: Apple Lemonade. Get your fresh apple lemonade!

Everyone came far and wide from all over the city.

The money kept pouring in.

Andy: Thanks for coming, Oscar.

Oscar (Squirrel Boy): Same here and it's an honor to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: You too Oscar.

Applejack: Same to you.

Me: Want to try some Apple Lemonade?

Oscar (Squirrel Boy): Sure.

I gave him a free glass.

Me: On the house.

Oscar drank some and it was delicious!

Oscar (Squirrel Boy): Wow! This is delicious!

Rodney: Leon! Thanks for coming!

Leon: Anytime Rodney. And it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Pleasure is ours.

Me: Same here Leon. (Hears a song in my head) Huh?

Nico: What is it J.D.?

Me: I thought I heard something. It sounded like a song.

Nico: I don't hear anything.

Me: Probably nothing.

But little did I know that a bubble and a boy was watching.

Martha: Hey, Andy!

Applejack: So, is she your girlfriend?

Andy Johnson: Yep.

Me: Awesome to meet you Martha.

Martha: Thanks. Same to you J.D. And Applejack it's a great honor to meet you.

Applejack: Pleasure is mine youngun.

Martha: Do you guys think I'm ugly?

Me: What? Why would you think that?

Martha: Because everyone thought I looked ugly because of how I look?

Me: No way Martha.

Andy Johnson: You are not ugly at all.

Applejack: Yeah don't ever say that about yourself. Why you are as beautiful as a diamond.

Nico: Martha, you can look ugly all you want but you'll always be beautiful as long as you fight for good.

Martha: Wow thanks.

Me: Yep.

Applejack: How about having some Lemonade? Apple Lemonade.

Martha: Sure.

She gave us $5.00 and we gave her a glass and she drank it and loved it.

Martha: Wow this is awesome!

Me: Made with Sweet Apple Acres Apples.

Nico: Yep.

Kyle: Perfect. When those losers aren't looking, we'll spike their lemonade with sour milk!

Salty Mike: (notices something coming for them) We won't get that chance! A Kamen Rider has spotted us!

It was really the boy and the bubble that was watching us and they pulverized Kyle and Salty Mike! They smashed them down with awesome parkour moves! The Sour Milk went flying into the air.

Boy: You better think twice before messing with the great hero.

They left.

Salty Mike and Kyle were mangled up bad. But then…

SPLAT!

The Sour Milk exploded out all over them and drenched Kyle and Salty Mike.

Nico: What the?

We saw that Salty Mike and Kyle were beaten up.

Me: Whoa man.

Nico: Okay, J.D.. I know that you didn't beat up Salty Mike and Kyle just now. So, who did?

Me: In all honesty I don't have any idea.

Applejack: What in all of apple pie happened to them?

Me: They were really beaten up.

Andy Johnson: But by who?

Me: Good question. (Hears the song again in my head) There's that song again.

Nico: Hmm.

Rhomboid: How much money did we get?

Me: Lets get counting.

We got to counting and we got $716,293,235,235.00!

Me: WHOA! $716,293,235,235.00!

CLANG!

Andy and Rodney's jaws dropped!

Nico: Wow.

Octagon: We'll give you half the money.

Andy Johnson: Awesome! WE'RE RICH!

Rodney: YEAH!

Nico: Yep.

Me: To quote Muscle Man: "You know who else likes to pulverize Kyle and Salty Mike? My Mom!"

Nico and Squirrel Girl: OOOOOOHHH!

They high five.

We laughed.

Applejack: That was funny.

Later we came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: Really awesome.

We told everyone everything and it was awesome!

May: That is cool!

Muscle Man: You know who else things that is awesome?

Octane: We know what's coming here.

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Me and Muscle Man: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

We laughed at that one.

May: Next time, Charlie Brown should go with you.

Nico: Good idea. And Applejack's friends can come too.

Me: And so can Muscle Man. I have something awesome planned for this.

Nico: Oh…

Me: (Winks)

Later it was time to get ready to head out on an awesome camping adventure.

Time Force Dash: I'll pack the marshmallows.

Me: And don't forget the chocolate, graham crackers and all that.

Nico: And we have the food for it too.

Eli: Where are we going for the camping trip?

Me: You'll like it bro. We're going to Glacier National Park in Montana.

Nico: Cool!

Aylene C.: This will be awesome.

Smolder: Something wrong, Nico?

Nico: Did any of you guys stop Kyle and Salty Mike from spiking the apple lemonade?

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads for no.

Smolder: No we didn't.

Eli: Yeah but I did sense a really fast force. And there was a water spirit energy power there too.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: That is unusual.

Laney: Yeah wonder what could cause that.

Lana: No idea.

Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave thinks we're dealing with a wild card.

Nico: Maybe.

Me: It's a mystery.

Nico: Yep.

Gears: If that's the case, this mystery player will be targeting both heroes and villains alike.

Nico: We'll have to find out soon.

Me: Yeah but whoever it is really did a number on Kyle and Salty Mike. Those two had it coming.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Those two jerks really asked for it big time.

Tuddrussel: That does it! You are so reduced to scrap Larry!

Larry 3000: (Tauntingly) OOH I'm so scared!

Tuddrussel: Well you should be "maestro" when I tell everyone what a lousy and pathetic artist you are!

Larry 3000: That REALLY hurts especially coming from a braindead monkey that sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear!

Tuddrussel: (GROWLS) HEY! YOU LEAVE MR. BINKY OUT OF THIS!

Eli: Oh boy they are at it again!

Tuddrussel: How about the time I caught you putting on makeup1

Larry 3000: HA! That's not nearly as bad as when you were getting a drink and you got your head stuck in the toilet!

Tuddrussel growled!

Tuddrussel: I checked your bluebook value Larry and it said YOU. WERE. WORTHLESS!

Larry 3000: I tried to check your IQ but numbers don't go that low!

Tuddrussel growled furiously!

Tuddrussel: YOUR MOTHER'S A BLIMP!

Larry 3000: YOUR MOTHER'S A SHAVED APE!

WHOA THAT IS REALLY CRUEL!

Tuddrussel and Larry then were pulverizing each other all over!

Eli then grabbed them both.

Eli: Excuse me guys but I must discipline the nanny-goats!

BLANG!

He bashed their heads together!

Me: What a couple of babies. But I wonder who that mystery friend is.

Indigo Zap: (sighs) Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.

Nico: Yeah lets just get ready for a fun camping trip.

Me: Besides we're going to have a lot of fun.

Eli: I can't wait to go fishing.

Laney: I hope we can see a lot of beautiful animals.

Fluttershy: Oh me too Laney.

Lincoln: You guys will love Glacier National Park.

Chicken: We all will.

Then Chillyfish, Magma, Black Lance, Marionette Shadow, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Manta Bayarsh, General Schwarz, Kerbero Gangan, Hydrax appeared.

Chillyfish: Can me, Magma, Black Lance, Marionette Shadow, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Manta Bayarsh, General Schwarz, Kerbero Gangan, Hydrax and Fireor go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can. This is gonna be an awesome camping trip for all of us.

Laney: Looking forward to it.

Black Lance: We heard about what Red Guy was gonna do with that bounty hunter party and it was not good.

Me: Well it's stopped now.

Nico: Thanks to me.

Me: Hey! What am I chopped liver?

Man: No that's what I am.

I turned and saw a jar full of chopped liver as a Rimshot was heard.

Crystal Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet one that is of a Rabbid next.

Me: A Rabbid Gene-Slammer? Whoa this should be interesting.

Leni: Oh that one is totes gonna be amazing.

Eli: Yeah.

Laney: It sure will.

Manta Bayarsh: Ace Bunny's coming with you next rescue. It's a no brainer!

Nico: Yep.

Ace Bunny: This is gonna be fun.

Pumbaa: It sure will be fun!

Timon: Yeah it sure will.

Nico: Well lets head out to Glacier National Park!

We cheered.


We were flying to Glacier National Park.

Lemon Zest: (thinks) Who IS our mysterious new player?

Maria: That's the question of the day, isn't it?

Nico: Yeah it sure is a mystery.

Lola: What a big mystery.

Lana: No kidding.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Cornelia Arnim, a powerful mage in the service of the royal family of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, and she's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Lucina, you and the others from your world aren't going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Cornelia Arnim, a powerful mage in the service of the royal family of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, and she's here to cause havoc.

Lucina and the other Fire Emblem girls gasped in shock.

Lucina: Cornelia Arnim, I should've known that power-hungry traitor and witch would be here.

Celica (Fire Emblem): I thought she vanished after Edelgard's defeat and death, which lead to her abandoning Faerghus altogether, disappearing to parts unknown.

Lincoln: Lucina, what can you tell us about Cornelia Arnim?

Lucina: You won't like her, Lincoln.

Lucina proceeded to tell us about Cornelia Arnim, and as expected, we weren't going to like it.


Cornelia Arnim
Cornelia Arnim is a major antagonist in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. She is a powerful mage in the service of the royal family of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus.

She was voiced by Akemi Okamura in the Japanese version, and by Jessica Gee-George in the English version.

Appearance
Cornelia herself is a rather well-endowed woman with a nice bust and a pink shoulder length hair and a rather seductive eyes with light green irises. Her attire mirrors those of the nobles of Holy Roman Empire or at the very least, an eccentric radio personality who presented the Eurovision or a wicked witch of the forest.

She wears a golden crown-like headband with light green gems, a maroon red collar with little hexagonal gems tied together like a circle and a key like necklace attached to said collar, a dark red strapless form fitting dress with a maroon red lace-trimming, a combination of maroon red and orange feather boa as her dress shows a ridiculous deep cleavage.

In addition, she also wears a golden triangular like belt with 4 hearts hanging to said belt and to top off her very beautiful yet stunning appearance like a goddess from fantasy world, she sometimes reveals a smooth like legs beneath her skirt and wears a black heel shoes.

Personality
Cornelia was once a kind woman, who was willing to cure the plague of the Kingdom.

Currently, she is a power-hungry person who is more than willing to claim the throne for herself, even if it means murdering Dimitri's uncle and framing the former for her crimes. Furthermore, she is a self-serving tyrant, as she is willing to give her territory to the Empire.

However, it is strongly implied that the real Cornelia was killed and replaced by an agent of Those Who Slither in the Dark, as several people note how her personality and behavior changed quite suddenly, and at one point after the time skip, a merchant wonders about why she has imposed ridiculous levels of taxation on the parts of the Kingdom she rules over, pointing out that it makes no sense to drain a region so completely if they intend to keep making use of it as a conquered land.

She's also considerably pragmatic, as when Dimitri's return inspires uprisings among the Kingdom citizens, Cornelia refuses to send troops to suppress them, not out of any sense of mercy to the people, but rather because she knows she has to confront Dimitri with every soldier she has and can't afford to send any elsewhere if she is to have any chance of winning.


When Lucina was finished, we were disgusted by Cornelia Arnim's actions.

Lincoln: So, she's not only a traitor, but also, a murderess as well. That's it, she's going to die a horrible death for her misdeeds.

Psellia the Air Faerie: Indeed she will, Lincoln, and you and I are going to do so.

Lincoln: That's right, Psellia, and that'll be right after we pulverize The Red Guy for what he did this morning and even now during our date.

Me: I'll get the chairs.

Nico: And we'll get the popcorn, this is going to be one crazy fight.

We arrived in Glacier National Park, Montana.

Nico: Here we are guys.

Fireor: Good old Glacier National Park.

Nico: Yep. So pretty.

Me: Shall we find a spot and get everything set up?

Nico: Good idea.

We went to a spot and we were by the lake.

Centaur Man: I hope our mysterious wildcard shows himself here.

Nico: I have a feeling they will. Lets set up the tent.

Laney: I'll make some firewood.

Time Force Dash: And I got the food.

Nico: Awesome.

We got the tent set up and we made a fire and everything.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Anyone want Salmon?

Cow: I do.

Me: We got all sorts of meats and more.

Laney: I also have cans of beans and weenies too.

Nico: Awesome.

Lana and Lola got to catching fish and we catch big salmon from the lake.

We then got to making garlic salmon stew.

Me: Well while our dinner cooks who wants to tell ghost stories?

Brawl: I've got one. There's this tale about a Cybertronian who died so many years ago. Even before Vector Prime's days.

Chicken: Cool!

Nico: Lets hear it Brawl.

Brawl: Okay.

Brawl: This Cybertronian was said to have killed the Megatronous Prime of this world but lost his life in the process. Since then, his spirit has wandered Kaon looking to haunt evil souls.

General Schwarz: That was short. But also, interesting.

Nico: Whoa. That was cool.

Chicken: I've got one. It's called The Curse of The Witch's Uvula.

Cow: What's a Uvula?

Me: It's this thing.

I opened my mouth and pointed to my uvula in the very back of my mouth.

Cow: Ooh.

Nico: It's a flap that prevents food from going into your nose.

Cow: That makes sense.

Nico: Yep. Lets hear your story Chicken.

Chicken got to telling the ghost story.

Chicken: And so the witch starts walking up the stairs saying "Who took my Uvula? How dare yas touch my uvula?!" The witch is standing right ourside the bedroom door. The kids hiding in the bathroom can smell stinky, garlicy, oniony, manure breath seeping through the keyhole. "Who took my uvula?" She says again. And then suddenly…

Nico: (GHOST ROAR)

EVERYONE SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!

Itasis: That's another scary one!

Nico: Yeah!

Eli: But it was a cool one.

Lynn Sr.: But I've got one.

He pulled out a guitar.

Lynn Sr.: I've got a great story for you all. It's a good one.

He tuned it up.

Lynn Sr.: I'm going to tell you all about the Legend of Sailcat.

All of us: COOL!

Lynn Sr. got to playing.

Lynn Sr.: (Singing)

There′s danger out on the nation's roads
They′re paved with snakes and flatened toads
And truckers driving rigs so big
They can flatten a cow
Or a horse
Or a manatee *honk honk honk*
And those who survive are a lucky few
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you
Of Sailcat
Sailcat? Sailcat!

(THIS STORY WAS ABOUT SAILCAT! A LEGENDARY CAT THAT IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE AND SHARPER THAN A RAZOR BLADE)

He was huntin′ for mouse to feed his face
When strange radiation from outer space
Turned him into a super invincible cat
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat
Now, he couldn′t be killed but he still could be squished
And he lay in the passing lane shaking his fist
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
And that was the birth
Of Sailcat

Sailcat! Sailcat!

He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck half took the high road, the other the low
And the message went out on CB radio
"Breaker breaker look out, watch your back, be afraid
There's a Frisbee-like cat who′s a mighty sharp blade!"
So the feared and revered reputation was made
Of Sailcat

Sailcat! Sailcat!

He's been known to cut redwoods and stop a whole fleet
When a family of tapeworms was crossing the street
And when mom′s having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
He's even dropped by to help open some cans
And when someone′s depressed or has had a bad day
He inherently knows just the right things to say
"Don't be depressed Cow,
People love you BECAUSE because you're big and fat and ugly.
Go with it!"
Then he′ll ask for a toss and be on his way
He′s Sailcat!

The song was done.

Me: Wow!

Nico: That is really cool!

Eli: Wow!

Krillin: Oh that is really cool! A cat that can cut through anything like a sawblade.

Me: Like your Destructo Disk.

Krillin: Yeah.

Black Lance: I wonder if Sailcat really exists.

Nico: I'm sure he does exist just like our mysterious wildcard.

Eli: Yeah but Sailcat is just as awesome as Bigfoot.

Laney: Yeah.

Lana: Is our dinner ready?

Nico: Yep.

We got to eating.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.

But then we heard a buzzsaw noise followed by a cat meow.

Kickback: Anyone hear something?

Me: Whoa is that?

MEOW!

Nico: It sure is! That's Sailcat!

Eli: He's here! And he's coming this way! DUCK!

We ducked and he zoomed over us and he curved and landed in front of us and we saw that he was real! He was a cat that was flatter than a pancake.

Me: Whoa!

Eli: Jumping Catfish!

Nico: He sure as hell is real!

Fluttershy: Oh you are so cute!

Fluttershy picked him up.

Sailcat: Yep awesome to meet you guys.

Cow: Oh wow!

Marionette Shadow: You're real?!

Sailcat: Yep I sure am.

Me: Wow!

Lynn Sr.: The legend is so true.

Nico: Awesome!

Sailcat: It's an honor to meet you all. I saw all your battles here on Earth and you all did amazingly well. Lincoln just so you know I never bought any of that bunk Team Buktu said and you guys are the only and true Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That means a lot to me.

Sailcat: Also I'm sorry you guys lost great people and you have my sympathies.

Varie: Thanks Sailcat.

Veon: Thanks for helping to stop Kyle and Salty Mike.

Sailcat: That wasn't me that did that. I would have sliced and diced them.

Nico: He's right. We found them brutally beaten up and covered in sour milk.

Then we heard a song.

Me: There's the song I heard.

Nico: Is that it? Wow. It's magnificent.

Then a light appeared and out of the light came a boy with black hair and an aqua blue shirt and track shorts and blue shoes and with him was a glowing aqua blue bubble.

Nico: Wow.

Hibiki: I'm sorry to bother you all. But it's good we found you. My name is Hibiki.

The bubble glowed and took form and it was a blue hair girl with red and blue sailor clothes.

Uta: And my name is Uta.

Me: Wow.

Nico: Are you the ones that beat up Kyle and Salty Mike?

Hibiki: That's right.

Magma: Uta, how are you able to do all that with a bubble?

Uta: It's a long story.

Hibiki: We should tell you what happened and how we met.

Me: Sure.

Hibiki: It was over in Japan.

He told us what happened and all because of how bubbles flooded the planet.

*SPOILER ALERT*


In the near future, the world is overcome by bubbles that break the laws of reality. An explosion at Tokyo Tower concentrates all the bubbles in Tokyo, but makes the city uninhabitable. Various young folk defy the restrictions, and live there anyway, using parkour tournaments as a means to barter and trade supplies. In one parkour team, the Blue Blazes, a young man, Hibiki, is an exceptional parkour talent, but he avoids others due to a hearing ultrasensitivity. Tokyo Tower continues to be an impossible location to get to because of gravity anomalies. One day, Hibiki attempts to climb the tower because he hears a woman's song, and believes he sees a boy there. He almost makes it, but ends up falling into the ocean, where his final exhale combines with some of the bubbles to make a mysterious young woman. She is clearly new to being a human, but learns quickly from others. Hibiki names her "Uta" ("Song") because she knows the song he hears in his head. Uta and Hibiki train parkour together, beating a team called the Morticians / Undertakers, however, in one final catch, when Uta touches Hibiki, her arm fades away into bubbles. Bubble activity starts up again, so the Tokyo residents need to flee. Uta goes to Tokyo Tower to stop it. Hibiki goes to save her. In the final scene they save each other, but Uta fades into bubbles as in the original fairy tale from Hans Christian Andersen: "The Little Mermaid." In her final breath, she tells Hibiki that he made it worth it for her to be human. With the bubbles gone, the citizens of Tokyo return and start to rebuild. The parkour teams continue their lives too. Whether real or imagined, Hibiki feels that Uta is never far away from him.


When he was done we were shocked!

Nico: My god.

Eli: Wow! All of Japan was enveloped in a massive bubble?

Me: And it turned it into an apocalyptic wasteland with water? That is incredible.

Mutio: That is like what happened in the world I came from.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: That is amazing.

Lynn: And you two are really awesome at Parkour? That is so awesome.

Uta: It sure is.

Aqua: I like your hair Uta. It's as blue and beautiful as mine.

Uta: Thanks Aqua.

Octane: We should probably look for Red Guy. Knowing him, he's probably about to make a move right now.

Nico: Yeah. Good idea.

Me: Yeah. (Sees something) Huh?

I saw a gold object by my feet and I picked it up and it was a Credit Card!

Me: A credit card?

Nico: What is that doing here?

Me: Lets see how much is on it.

I used my scanner and it showed that it had a balance of $827,392,342,574,734,346,465,347,363,000.00 on it!

Nico: WHOA! That's a lot of money!

Chicken: Wow!

Eli: I sense that Red Guy is here. He's on the other side of the lake.

Kerbero Gangan: Uta, you, Sailcat, and Hibiki wanna come with us?

Sailcat: We would be honored.

Uta: Yeah we would be glad to help.

Hibiki: Same here.

Nico: Awesome.

Marah: Time for our entrance.

Nico: Lets go.

We flew at the Red Guy. He was in a campsite of his own waiting for the right moment to attack.

Suddenly the spirits of the Power Rangers Monsters from Lost Galaxy to LupinRangers VS PatRangers appeared and they swirled around and blasted him all over the place with incredible force and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Nico: Didn't like the buttkicking we gave you on Valmorg didn't you?

Red Guy: YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH ME FOR HUMILIATING ME!

Me: Bite my shiny fucking metal ass!

Bender: What is it with people saying my catchphrase?

Nico: Well it's very popular Bender.

Bender: Oh right.

Nico: (To the Red Guy) Also you go suck on a doorknob Cheddar Butt!

Hydrax: (Nico takes out an elemental sword) Nice sword.

Nico: Thanks. Made it this morning.

Me: Awesome craftsmanship. Those blacksmithing skills we learned came in handy.

Nico: Yep.

Nico fired blades of lightning, fire, wind and water and slashed and burned Red Guy all over.

Himiko Toga: Awesome!

Then Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff appeared.

Nico: Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff.

Stinky Butt: Hey guys. Having a nice camping trip?

Eli: We sure are.

Stinky Butt: I guess that answers the question of our mystery player.

Nico: Of course it does.

Me: Yep.

Anti Wanda: I think using bubbles like that is perfect.

Cavalier: Almost like Bubble Man.

Bubble Man: Very much like it.

Eris: Also, didn't you already fight Red Guy this morning?

Nico: We sure did and this is twice in 1 day that we faced him.

Mammoth: Please tell me his ass got whipped!

Nico: He sure did.

Eli: On Valmorg and now here in Montana.

Mammoth: Wow! And we're 20 miles from the base too.

Nico: Coincidental that your usual battles are close to home.

?: That is cool.

A figure came out and it was AZEMIDORO from episode 31 of Shinkenger!


Azemidoro (アゼミドロ, 31) is the last surviving member of the Kusare Gedoshu, armed with the Suitetsu Shibyōkon (水蛭支鋲棍, Water Fluke Branched-Rivet Staff) and having the ability to shoot a purple spit attack.

Intent on succeeding where Manpuku failed, Azemidoro sets up a trap for the Shinkengers, taking advantage of humans' selfless actions. In the end, he underestimates the Shinkengers and is defeated by Hyper Shinken Red before being destroyed by a combination of Kyoryu Shinken-Oh's Heaven and Earth Flash and Daikai-Oh South Mode's Lobster Sword Daimyo Fillet (海老刀大名おろし Ebigatana Daimyō Oroshi) attack.


Eli: Azemidoro! I remember you! You were the last surviving member of the Kusare Gedoshu and you were going to destroy the Shinkenger by taking advantage of their selfless deeds. You set up a trap for them.

Azemidoro: That's right Eli. Good memory.

Me: This is twice in a row that we faced a Japanese Sentai monster. How cool!

Mike: Man, we would've loved fighting you.

Me: Yeah what a ripoff!

Azemidoro: I know. But I'm not complaining right now.

Nico: Yeah but at least we can make up for it.

We got the usual battles underway.


Loki Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ripping Friends, Luna, Lincoln Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt - Nico's Rescue


Stinky Butt was first.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki) Don't worry. We'll make sure Red Guy gets a funny punishment for what he pulled on Nico's rescue.

Loki: But it was literally coincidental how this happened. Sonic and Tails went through this before and it was where Dr. Robotnik amassed a bounty hunters convention and he put a 1,000,000,000 Mobium Bounty on Sonic.

Rainbow Dash: But the Red Guy put a much more massive bounty on Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding.

Whirlwind: It'll take more than a bunch of dumb bounty hunters to kill us.

Crag: You got that right guys.

Rip: Yeah and we'll rip them apart!

Chunk: That will be always fun.

Slab: Yeah it sure will!

Luna: It will be awesome to face them dudes!

Lincoln: Yeah it sure will.

Gloriosa Daisy: The Red Guy maybe will think twice before sending bounty hunters after us.

Indigo Zap: You got that right.

Stinky Butt: I agree there. Lets do it!

Crag: Lets go guys!

Ripping Friends, Luna and Lincoln: (Echoing) IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Loni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - Lincoln's Rescue and trying out the Blood God's Vengeance Curse


Anti-Wanda was next.

Anti Wanda: (to Loni) I heard Lincoln's rescue was again Deacon Frost and his goons. Did he also get to try out the Blood God's Vengeance Curse too?

Loni Loud: He sure did and it was really totes awesome to see!

Rarity: Oh indeed it was darlings and it was amazing to see!

Sweetie Belle: Look what Lincoln did. I posted it on Social Media.

Sweetie Belle showed the curse in action.


Lincoln powered down, but we then saw him transform into Blood Lincoln as the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned blood red except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep blood red, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned blood red, his large blue pants turned black, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned blood red, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, phoenixes, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned blood red, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep blood red, and his canine teeth grew into fangs.

Suddenly, we saw blood spiraling around Lincoln, and we knew what Lincoln was going to: he was going to use his Blood God's Vengeance Curse on Deacon Frost and his vampire followers.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Deacon Frost. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of blood red energy and blood from his massive deep blood red angel wings with stars in the feathers, and as they hit Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, we saw that blood came flowing out of the mouths of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, and as soon as Lincoln opened his mouth, the blood of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers went flowing into him, and he also had gained the blood memories of Deacon Frost and his vampire followers, along with the godly powers Frost gained from the ritual to summon La Magra. As soon as Lincoln was done, Deacon Frost and the rest of his vampire followers except for Mercury were completely drained of blood and reduced to lifeless husks, and their spirits were erased by The Black Gates forever.

Mercury was already pissed off, but before she could try anything, Vypra had her beamed to their prison, where she'll cool off, and the rest of us holstered our weapons and powered down, and Lincoln changed back.

Lincoln: That's it at long last for Deacon Frost and the rest of his vampire flunkies!


Anti-Wanda: Wow! That is amazing!

Gill Grunt: Yeah and it was scary seeing that too!

Timmy Turner: That curse was really cool though.

Wanda: Yeah it sure was awesome. If only there was a curse for people like Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo: Or for Wanda's nagging.

CLANG!

Wanda hit Cosmo on the head with a frying pan.

Poof: Dad is a brainless idiot.

Trixie Tang: Yeah but he's funny.

Anti-Wanda: That is true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of gravity, water, ice, Jewels and energy and smashed her down.


Luke Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Nico, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Keldeo, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - Meeting a Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli Gene-Slammer


Cavalier

Cavalier: (to Luke) I heard you guys met a Gem Knight Lady Lapis Lazuli Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Luke Loud: Her name is Sidney Ford and she is Lincoln's High School Guide buddy from when his class was there on a field trip to know what High School is like.

Starlight Glimmer: That is awesome and she stopped Lori from going on a rampage after her phone got taken away.

Cozy Glow: Yeah it was crazy.

FLASHBACK

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sidney, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Sidney Ford: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Sidney, how did you stop Lori when she went on a rampage to kill Lincoln after she had her phone was taken away by that teacher who was mean and hated her guts?

Sidney Ford: You won't like it one bit, Nico. One day, I was guiding Lincoln through Royal Woods High School, since he and his class were here on a field trip, and I was assigned as his high school buddy, and the others got their buddies. But, as we were travelling through the school, something really bad happened: something burst out from one of the classrooms, and we saw who it was, it was Lori, and she was really pissed off, her eyes were blood red and her teeth turned into that of a shark's, and she had murder on her mind. She immediately blamed Lincoln for getting her phone taken away, but the real person who did was Mr. Adrian Smith, he was the meanest teacher in Royal Woods High School, and he hated Lori's guts. When he took Lori's phone away just to spite her, her anger turned towards her favorite victim, her own little brother, but now, she was going to kill him in a fit of rage and anger. But, I wasn't going to let Lori do that, I punched Lori hard in the gut and knocked her down with one punch to the face, and then, I got Mr. Smith to confess that he took Lori's phone just to spite her and that not only did he always hate her guts, but he also hated everyone. Furious at what Mr. Smith did, Principal Rivers fired him and his teaching license was revoked permanently, but Lori wasn't getting out of it easily, even though it was Mr. Smith who caused Lori to go a nasty rampage, she still caused a lot of damage to the school, and Principal Rivers had to give her detention for six weeks, but thank goodness I stopped Lori and got Mr. Smith fired, and not Mrs. Loud, because of her reputation.

We gasped at the revelation.

Me: Jeez, that guy was serious bad news.

Nico: And to take Lori's phone away just to spite her and the fact that he was mean and hated her guys, he sure was one mean teacher. I don't know what Principal Rivers was thinking when she hired him.

Luna: True, but the blame for that one actually falls on Principal Rivers' assistant, Oliver, and he just made the bad decision to hire that jerk of a teacher, Mr. Smith.

Rita: When I found out, I was about to head on down there and not only was I going to rip Mr. Smith a new one, but I was going to chew out Principal Rivers and that assistant of hers. But, Sidney had stopped Lori's rampage and got that miserable bad teacher fired.

Nico: (To those who hadn't joined long ago) And before any of you ask, Ms. Rita has a reputation as The Terror of The Michigan Board of Education, and any teacher who messes with her kids, she will attack them with unrelenting and merciless fury.

The recruits who hadn't joined gasped in shock.

Lincoln: Yeah, Mom's had that reputation for years, and to this day, no teacher would dare to make her mad by messing with her kids, and if any student dares to mess with my kids, they're not going to like me when I get mad.

Thunder Sparkle: Yeah, and trust us, if Dad sees any of us getting bullied by the other kids, or even worse, by a mean teacher, he'll go Papa Bear on them and rip them a new one.

Nico: Yikes!

FLASHBACK ENDS

Cavalier: My goodness! Sidney is a hero not only to Lincoln but to the school too.

Hex: Yeah that teacher was bad news.

Nico: He has failed the city as a teacher.

Cobalion: I agree there Nico.

Terrakion: What a jerk and a clod.

Virizion: He had no honor.

Keldeo: I agree there too.

Sugarcoat: Indeed. He had no logical reason at all.

Lemon Zest: I agree there myself as well.

Cavalier: Same with me too. Shall we dance?

Cavalier pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke across the face.

SLAP!

Luke Loud: I accept your challenge!

They clashed and then fired waves of stars, lightning, bones and water and smashed him down.


Lane, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Three Stooges, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris - Us beating The Red Guy twice in 1 day


Eris was next.

Eris: (to Lane) You guys beat the Red Guy twice in 1 day. The second time is in progress right now.

Lane: I know first on the planet Valmorg and now here in Glacier National Park. What are the odds of that?

Pinkie Pie: No kidding that is really amazing!

Featherweight: It sure is awesome.

Sprocket: Yeah no kidding. I think this is awesome. This makes battle number 7 with the Red Guy.

Moe Howard: But his battles are really funny too.

Curly Howard: Just as amazing as the battles we had with the Nazis and the Mafia during the Great Depression and World War II.

Moe Howard: (Pats Curly) (Laughs) Yeah those were fun times.

Larry Fine: Very funny too. Especially when we smashed their faces in.

Billy: (Laughs) Yeah they were funny.

Mandy: Almost as funny as how I kick Billy in the face.

Grim: (Laughs) (Jamaican Accent) Those were good times mon.

Eris: Indeed they were. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light, metal, magic, lightning and gears and smashed her down.


Lynn Jr., Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg, Tara, Kole, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth - Uta and Hibiki beating up Kyle and Salty Mike


Mammoth was next.

Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) Uta and Hibiki beat up Kyle and Salty Mike real good. You guys owe them one.

Lynn Jr.: We sure do and it was awesome.

Fluttershy: Oh they did amazing at that.

Tornado Bolt: It's what they get for being bullies.

Stealth Elf: Absolutely and being a bully leads to a gruesome fate.

Robin: A Little extreme but yeah that is true.

Starfire: Bullies are monsters and Sidney Poindexter hates them.

Beast Boy: I hate them too.

Raven: Same with me. There should be a curse for bullies like them.

Cyborg: Now that would be a great thing for Lincoln to come up with.

Tara: I agree there on that.

Kole: Same here too.

Mammoth: I agree there too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lava, leaves, flowers, grass and elements and smashed him down.


Lars, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ruby Rose, Yang, Summer Rose, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Hard to imagine that the Red Guy would send all the Bounty Hunters in the universe after us


Raven Branwen was next.

Raven Branwen: (to Lars) It's hard to imagine that the Red Guy would send all the Bounty Hunters in the universe after us. At least they were only random ones.

Lars: No kidding. And that was the second largest bounty I've ever seen.

Princess Luna: Next to the bounty that was being offered on the Brave 12.

Moondust: That one had 2 Googolplex.

Snowdrop: That was 2 with 1,000 zeroes!

Raven Branwen: HOLY SHIT! That is huge!

Gari: No kidding there! That is huge!

Blackout: Massive and huge.

Ruby Rose: No kidding. That was amazing too.

Yang: You got that right. But Bounty Hunting is very profitable.

Summer Rose: It sure is. Do you do bounty hunting sister?

Raven Branwen: I sure do. And it is good money. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.


Leif, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Sailcat being real


Condiment King was next.

Condiment King: (to Leif) I can't believe Sailcat's actually real. I thought he was a myth!

Leif: No kidding! That is so cool! And he was made invincible because of Cosmic Radiation.

Twilight Sparkle: He got his powers from the same source that gave J.D., Vince and Carol their powers.

Starshine Sparkle: It is very coincidental. But then a semi-truck flattened him into a pancake.

Sunny Starscout: And kids threw him and turned him into an awesome buzzsaw cat and that is how Sailcat was born.

Spyro: Really awesome! And he sliced that truck in half right down the middle.

Batman: So cool and deadly.

Robin: That was really awesome.

Batgirl: It sure was awesome.

Condiment King: Boy it sure was cool! Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice and magic and smashed him down.


Lexx, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks - Me finding a credit card


2016 Morbucks was next.

2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) I heard J.D. found a credit card. How much was it?

Lexx: It was a huge amount of money! It has $827,392,342,574,734,346,465,347,363,000.00 on it.

2016 Morbucks: WOW! That's more than my fortune.

Applejack: No kidding there! That is like getting the entirety of Fort Knox in credit card form.

Apple Bloom: That is a lot of money!

Flashwing: Boy it sure is awesome!

Blossom: It sure is awesome and cool.

Bubbles: Yeah it sure is cool.

Buttercup: I agree there.

Bunny: So awesome.

2016 Morbucks: I hope J.D. takes us all out to breakfast later.

They laughed.

2016 Morbucks: I'm serious. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed her down.


Levi, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Sector V KND, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, Second Z KND, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL - The Red Guy was causing lots of trouble for us for 5 whole days now


Professor XXXL was next.

Professor XXXL: (to Levi) The Red Guy has been causing lots of trouble for us for 5 whole days now. I hope tomorrow will be the last time.

Levi Loud: Lets hope so but the Bounty Hunters Convention on Valmorg and this one makes 6 times. But the 8th time is where he hired Deacon Frost and his flunkies to try and kill us.

Sunset Shimmer: That is more accurate.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But at least we are going to stop him now.

Sunburn: I agree too.

Numbuh 1: Yeah he has been giving us a great challenge though.

Numbuh 2: With him and his really big butt.

Numbuh 3: Yeah no kidding there.

Numbuh 4: It's always fun kicking his butt.

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 is happy with that.

Numbuh 362: It sure is awesome.

Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) It sure is awesome.

Ashley (Sector Z): Yeah it sure is awesome.

Professor XXXL: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Leon, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Homer, Marge, Chloe, Barney, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Awesome camping trip we were having


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) This is an awesome camping trip you guys are having. Were there ghost stories as well?

Leon: There sure was. Brawn told one about a fallen Cybertronian, Chicken told one about the Curse of The Witch's Uvula and then dad told us all about Sailcat.

Princess Celestia: It was really awesome.

Amber Morning: The Witch's Uvula one scared us.

Spotlight: That was a good one.

Homer: It sure was cool. But I know a good one. (Season 22 Episode 7)

Marge: That was a really scary one but it was good Homie.

Chloe Talbot: We heard about that one and it was cool.

Barney: It sure was. I thought it was great. (BELCH)

Lisa Simpson: That one scared us.

Bart Simpson: Boy it sure did Lis.

Maggie: I thought it was a great one.

Artie Ziff: It sure was a good one. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Why does the Red Guy want to hurt Cow and Chicken?

Fiona Hernandez: He's a comical version of the Devil. But he likes doing it for funny reasons. He's also an idiot.

Himiko Toga: But he is a funny idiot.

Apple Bloom: Yeah we get a great laugh out of it all.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah he is really funny and it's also funny seeing how Supercow beats him up.

Scootaloo: And it's funny how Blitz bites him in the butt every time.

Diamond Tiara: That always cracks me up.

Silver Spoon: It always really funny and awesome.

Misty Tredwell: It sure is funny and awesome.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It sure is funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: Why doesn't the Red Guy wear pants?

Marie Hernandez: I guess he doesn't like the way they feel so he goes around with his butt exposed.

Ibara Shiozaki: But he is really funny that way.

Frozen Fright: Yeah no kidding there. But Vambre probably sympathizes with him.

Thunder Terror: She hates pants and doesn't like how they feel either.

Magma Gloom: Yeah no kidding. Anytime she is asked to wear pants she goes crazy.

Toxic Horror: No kidding there. Prohyas told us all about it and it was brutal.

Louie PoisonSea: That was nuts.

Weddinmon: Yeesh! Remind me never to ask Vambre to do that.

Marie Hernandez: Noted and done.

Weddinmon: Good. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: What was the funniest thing that the Red Guy did?

Nicole Hernandez: My favorite was when he sold Military Scout Cookies and plowed through the houses in a tank.

Star Swirl: That was really funny.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye and it's also where Cow and Chicken inadvertently made Perpetual Energy.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yeah and that was all with a chemistry set Chicken had.

Mistmane: That was cool and also Cow and Chicken got back Skippy, their mom and dad's 2-headed gerbil.

Flash Magnus: Now he has 3 heads. So cool.

Marcel: I know that old saying, Two heads are better than One, but never three heads. How cool.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah that was cool though.

Gusty the Great: It sure was cool.

Clover the Clever: Skippy is really cool now with three heads.

Carly Atlas; And he's really cute too. For a crime against nature he is really cute.

Marcel: I agree there too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: I heard that Cow and Chicken know a neighbor in a swamp named Blind Mud Puddle Johnson. Is that true?

Natasha Johnson: You heard right and he is a great blue singer.

Princess Celestia: He does really good blues music.

Princess Luna: I thought it was awesome too.

Princess Cadance: His song with that gator biting the Red Guy in the butt was funny.

Minuette: It sure was funny. That gator chewed him up and spit him out.

Twinkleshine: That was really funny and cool.

Lemon Hearts: You mess with Blind Mud Puddle Johnson and he will turn you into Alligator Chow!

Moondancer: That is for sure and awesome.

Lyra Heartstrings: I like blues music because it's really inspirational.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure is awesome and fun.

Twilight Sparkle: I like all forms of music and I dance good to it all.

Brittney Knudson: Blues Music, Goth Music and Dark Music for me. But that was awesome how the Red Guy got chewed up and spit out.

Misty Tredwell: It sure was.

Su Yung: I like that too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: I heard that the Red Guy did a parody of Space Ghost.

Catherine Iroh: That's right and it was because he did a show called Dead Ghost Coast to Coast. It was like a talk show parody of Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Layla MacKenzie: It's an adult talk show version of Space Ghost.

Sakura Avalon: That was a crazy version of Space Ghost.

Madison Taylor: No kidding there and the things they talked about there was really strange.

Chelsea: Yeah it sure was crazy.

Rita (Cardcaptors): That was a really weird show.

Nikki: Nothing compares to the original Space Ghost.

Kero: I agree there! But it was funny how Supercow and Chicken blasted and pelted him with milk and feathers.

Li: That was really funny.

Yue (Cardcaptors): I agree too. It was great.

Carly Atlas: That was really funny. But they also got awesome candy for Halloween there.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah they sure did.

Admiral Zhao: That is cool and awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.


Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou


LeFou was next.

LeFou: How did Cow and Chicken meet the Red Guy?

Himiko Toga: They met him when Chicken was smoking cigarettes.

LeFou: Smoking Cigarettes!? For someone as young as Chicken!? That's crazy!

Himiko Toga: I know and Chicken smoked at 10 years old. Obviously Chicken must've thought that smoking looked cool.

Princess Platinum: But as a kid he obviously wasn't aware of the dangers that come with smoking.

Commander Hurricane: Yeah no kidding that is dangerous as all get out.

Chancellor Puddinghead: Smoking is very bad.

Smart Cookie: Also it's against the law for kids to smoke.

Private Pansy: I agree there too.

Clover the Clever: Smoking is bad news. It's what causes lung cancer.

Penance: No kidding there. That is awful.

LeFou: Yeah and I never touched a cigarette ever. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed him down.


Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire


Sunfire was next.

Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) I heard that Cow and Chicken aren't the only ones that the Red Guy know. He knows I Am Weasel and I.R. Baboon.

Rhonda Monroe: You heard right. I Am Weasel said that the Red Guy tormenting him and I.R. wasn't nearly as bad as Cow and Chicken.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah we heard that one time the Red Guy used a giant eraser on a number 2 pencil to rub out Cow and Chicken.

Izzy Moonbow: But that was actually just a dream turned into a nightmare.

Hitch Trailblazer: That was nuts! Also thank goodness it didn't happen.

Pipp Petals: Yeh thank goodness.

Zipp Storm: We would have really been in trouble if that happened.

Himiko Toga: Yeah that would really send the Red Guy miles down shit creek.

Diamond Tiara: That would not be good.

Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding there.

Sunfire: I agree there and the Red Guy is already in enough hot water already as it is with that Bounty Hunter Convention on Valmorg. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.


Abacus Cinch was next.

Abacus Cinch: Wasn't the Red Guy responsible for doing a television news reporting show too?

Irena Malkovich: Yep he turned a Newspaper at the school into an awesome Television news show. It was actually what we call a Dirty Laundry Exposee.

Indigo Zap: That's where he makes up stories that aren't true. Tabloid Lies.

Lemon Zest: He put rats in the sandwiches, had the coach run out of town for wearing girl socks.

Sunny Flare: Got Flem and Earl sent to prison for making people believe that they had girl middle names.

Sugarcoat: He got everyone afraid of Chicken.

Sour Sweet: Yeah. And his next target was Cow and he was gonna put her hoof in warm water to milk the bed.

Frosty Orange: Man what a jerk.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding. That guy was a bully.

Princess Cadance: But it was stupid to do all that.

Flurry Heart: You got that right mom.

Abacus Cinch: That guy is funny but he has a lot of contempt for everything.

Irena Malkovich: Well he is a comical version of the Devil.

Abacus Cinch: True. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed her down.


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.


Witchfire was next.

Witchfire: What was your favorite adventure where we faced the Red Guy?

Shinoa Hiragi: Oh gosh they were all great. But my favorite would have to be the one where we pitted meat against Ketchup.

Me: That's my favorite and I like both Meat and Ketchup.

Brittany Gresh: Same here and it was awesome.

Witchfire: It sure was cool. Lets do it!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

We fired waves of blue fire and fire and smashed her down.


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 한 번은 빨간 남자가 우유 광고를 위한 광고를 했다고 들었습니다. 사실인가요? (I heard one time the red guy did an advertisement for a got milk commercial. Is that true?)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 맞는 말이긴 한데 옛날 일이라 정말 웃기고 굉장했어요. 치킨은 보디빌더 덩어리가 되어 여자친구를 얻으려고 했다. (It sure is true but it was a long time ago and it was really funny and awesome. Chicken was trying to get a girlfriend in that by becoming a bodybuilder hunk.)

Sam S.L.: Now that would be an awesome and funny thing to see.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 치킨은 그런 보디빌딩 덩어리로 훌륭해 보일 것입니다. 나는 그가 또한 놀라운 아기 자석이 될 것이라고 생각합니다. (Chicken would look amazing as a bodybuilding hunk like that. I think he would be an amazing babe magnet too.)

Finn: He sure would. All the ladies would love him.

Princess Bubblegum: Johnny Bravo would like that and teach him the ropes.

Flame Princess: It would be really cool too.

Eli: Yeah it sure would.

Lady Flamicorn: 나는 거기에 동의하고 그것은 굉장할 것입니다. 해보자! (I agree there and it would be awesome. Lets do it!)

They fired waves of fire and smashed her down.


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll The Eternal was next.

Kru'll the Eternal: Did Cow and Chicken really travel back in time to the beginning of Earth and saw the Primordial Soup?

Logan White: That's what we heard and it was really awesome. They found a Time Machine. A REAL WORKING Time Machine at the mall and went back in time for 3 minutes for only 25¢.

Tyranno Hassleberry: That is so awesome that there is a real time machine there.

Aylene Carter: Dangerous but awesome.

Littlefoot: Yeah it was crazy.

Cera: I agree too.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Spike: Yeah.

Kru'll the Eternal: That is really amazing that there was a real time machine in the mall. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: I heard that Cow accidentally swallowed Chicken and went inside her 4 stomachs.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) Oh that was a crazy adventure! Chicken almost became cow food!

Bai-Tza: YUCK! And all because Chicken got his arm snagged on the Pork Butt Catapult.

Maria: Whoops. But at least he's all right.

Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding! That was crazy! And I thought going inside J.D.'s stomach was gross!

Me: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!

They laughed.

Genki: Yeah that was crazy.

Holly: No kidding there.

Baddie Undine: Yeah that was a crazy adventure. They fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Did Chicken really get a credit card as a prize in a cereal box?

Laura Wynn: Yeah he sure did! That was crazy! I didn't know credit cards could be found in a cereal box. I've heard of that old saying getting a drivers license in a cereal box but never a credit card.

Crysta: Yeah and that credit card only had 25¢ on it.

Laney: Only one lousy quarter. How stupid is that. The one J.D. found was worth infinitely more.

Ren: Noy jitat it was huge!

Tula: It sure was Ren.

Ioz: Yeah enough to buy a fleet of ships.

Niddler: And a lot of food.

Morpho: No kidding there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and leaves and smashed him down.


Omaima Lexington the Blue Whale Gene-Slammer, Sirius, Himiko Toga, Bai Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Luna Loud, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket VS Honest John and Gideon


Honest John and Gideon were next.

Honest John: I heard that Cow and Chicken's cousin Boneless Chicken literally has no bones.

Omaima Lexington: You heard right. HE LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY BONES AT ALL! (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.

Sirius: Yeah he can't move at all without any bones!

Himiko Toga: He's is as limp as a spaghetti noodle.

Bai Tza: But Cow and Chicken said that he makes really funny jokes.

Maria: Yeah they make Cow and Chicken and their mom and dad laugh hysterically.

Girl Jordan: Yeah they were laughing so hard it was crazy.

Luna Loud: Yeah no kidding there dudes.

Pinocchio: Yeah no kidding.

Jiminy Cricket: I love good jokes too.

Honest John: Yeah those are funny jokes.

Omaima Lexington: They are really awesome and funny. (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.

Honest John: No worries. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed them down.


Catherine Windsor the Fire Princess Gene-Slammer, Sunset Shimmer, Tsuyu, Sirius, Lola and Lynn VS Yost Molten Man


Catherine and her group were looking for her archenemy. And then out of a ball of fire came YOST MOLTEN MAN!

Sunset Shimmer: Yost Molten Man! So you are finally getting a shot.

Yost Molten Man: Yep I sure am and I chose Catherine as my archenemy.

Catherine Windsor: (British Accent) This is gonna be a great honor. Fire Princess VS Yost Molten Man. It'll be an honor.

Yost Molten Man: (Bows) Indeed your highness.

Catherine Windsor: Please no formalities. I may be descended from Mary, Queen of Scots but I don't like formalities.

Tsuyu: But this is awesome. Have you got your powers fully under control?

Yost Molten Man: Yep. (Turns off and was human) I can control it perfectly now. (Flares up)

Sirius: That is awesome.

Lola: Yeah it sure is!

Lynn: This is gonna be awesome.

Yost Molten Man: It'll be an honor to be part of the M.O.E. now as long as it's not Baron Zemo's version. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Rika Noralenshikov the Mavelus Gene-Slammer, Jean Grey as Phoenix, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Riley and Lola VS Albedo of the Galvan


Albedo was next.

Albedo: I heard that Chicken was trying to whistle even though chickens don't have lips.

Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) He sure was comrade. He tried to get Fish Lips and then Walrus Lips and then those red hot smoking lips on but nothing worked. So he replaced whistling with what he does best as a chicken: Crowing like a rooster.

Jean Grey: That is true and good.

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: I'm glad he can do that and Foghorn Leghorn is a rooster too.

Riley: That is true.

Lola: Yep it sure is.

Albedo: I'm glad he found his calling. Now for these two aliens.

He turned into NEGATIVE CANNONBOLT!

Negative Cannonbolt: Meet my Negative Cannonbolt form.

Rika Noralenshikov: A dark version of an Alburian Pelorota.

Negative Cannonbolt: Yep.

He rolled and then Rika kicked him into the air and then…

CRASH!

He plowed into the ground with a massive crash! OUCH!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down!

Albedo then turned into NEGATIVE RIPJAWS!

Negative Ripjaws: Hope you like my Piscciss Volanns.

Rika Noralenshikov: Hope you you don't dry up before we beat you.

They fired waves of fire again and smashed him down.


Bella Huffington the Rainbow Snake Eingana Gene-Slammer, Valon, Ty and Sly the Tasmanian Tigers VS The Bubbler.


The Bubbler was next.

Bubbler: That is really cool that you guys met Hibiki and Uta and they met when Japan was enveloped in a huge bubble?

Bella Huffington: (Australian Accent) They sure did mate. It was really something hearing about how Japan was made into an apocalyptic wasteland because of it being in a huge bubble.

Valon: (Australian Accent) Yeah no kidding mates! Not even SpongeBob can blow a bubble that big.

Ty: (Australian Accent) That was amazing mates! Hibiki is one amazing guy to meet Uta in a situation like that.

Sly (Ty): (Australian Accent) He sure is amazing and he heard her through the bubble's song.

The Bubbler: Wow that is awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows and energy and smashed him down.


Anya Rodriguez the Roaring Ocean Snake Gene-Slammer, Eli, Sirius, Ariel, Leviathan and Popeye VS Sindbad the Sailor.


Sindbad was next.

Sindbad the Sailor: I heard at one time that Cow and Chicken were sailors on a ship.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Aye lad and they be good sailors as well. They know the mysteries of the briny deep amazingly well.

Eli: They sure do and it was so awesome how they learned all that too.

Sirius: The Red Guy taught them all about pirate lessons and that's how they became great sailors.

Ariel: Even though it was illegal they still had fun.

Leviathan: That was really cool.

Popeye: They sure are perfect sailors and they can be as good as me. (Laughs)

Sindbad the Sailor: They sure can. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed him down.


Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor


The Chocolate Sailor was next,

Chocolate Sailor: I heard that Chicken tried to fake being sick because he forgot to study.

Sonya Furya: He sure did and the test wasn't that kind of a test at all.

Mary Knudson: It was the kind of test I would love more than anything and it was a Chocolate Test. (SLURPS) They had people from Switzerland over and they had awesome chocolate.

Now THAT would be my kind of test.

Lola: But Chicken took a makeup test and he ate food from the Fish & Ice Cream Institute and he had a Trout Split! YUCK!

Lori: That was literally gross! Ice Cream on fish would literally taste like puke!

Chocolate Sailor: YUCK! That would not taste good. But I agree with you Mary. A Chocolate Test would be a good test.

Mary Knudson: It sure would and you know how big of a sweet tooth I have.

Chocolate Sailor: Aye mateys. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Elizabeth O'Carroll the Gene-Slammer of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Misty Tredwell, Himiko Toga and J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon VS Wolfblade Conglomerate


Wolfblades were next.

Wolfblades: I heard that Cow was a ballerina wrecking ball and she used her dancing to knock down a whole building.

Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Aye that she did and that was amazing.

Misty Tredwell: Cow would get an awesome and amazing job as a demolition specialize.

Me: Good money to blow up and smash abandoned buildings.

Himiko Toga: I agree there too. That would be awesome to see.

Wolfblades: It sure would be entertaining. Lets do it!

We fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Rita Fox and her Siblings, Lynn, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust and Pickle & Barley Barrel VS The PIZZA TERROR SIX!


The Pizza Terror Six were next.

Pizza Monster (B&M): (Italian Accent) I'm glad-a that your mom and-a dad both gave-a Nico their blessings-a to you.

Rita Fox: I am too. And it's gonna be awesome having him in our family.

Pam Fox: Nico is gonna be an awesome uncle!

Lynn: You got that right guys.

Pizza the Hutt: We're proud of you all.

Nightmare Pizza: We are very happy too.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks guys. It's awesome.

Lightning Dust: And we're happy too.

Pickle Barrel: Yeah we all are happy.

Angry Pizza: YEAH NO KIDDING!

They got it on and fired waves of fire, elements and lightning and smashed them down.


Natasha Katariina the Honest Gene-Slammer, Ibara Shiozaki, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 VS Moby Duck


Moby Duck was next.

Mrs. Dirt: It's amazing that Cow and Chicken and their friends know Sailcat.

Natasha Katariina: It sure is amazing! And we now know that he is officially real.

Ibara Shiozaki: That is so awesome.

Numbuh 2: Boy it sure is.

Numbuh 86: We're amazed that he is real.

Mrs. Dirt: Wow no kidding. Lets do it!

Moby Duck: (QUACKS)

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed Moby Duck down.


Gloria Gellespie the Vladat Gene-Slammer, Lucy Loud, Brittney and Carly Atlas VS Zimbo (AAAHH! Real Monsters)


Zimbo was next.

Zimbo: Is it true that Cow and Chicken both know a monster in the loset?

Gloria Gellespie: Yes it sure is true. That is awesome.

Lucy Loud: Wicked. But I think that is amazing.

Brittney: And he is a great bowler too.

Carly Atlas: It sure is awesome.

Zimbo: I wonder who this monster might be. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Gabrielle Victoria the Tamaranean Gene-Slammer, Starfire, Volcana and Frosty Orange VS Lumberjack (TTG)


Gabrielle Victoria and her group were looking around and then out came a Lumberjack!

Lumberjack: (Canadian Accent) Hello there eh. I'm Lumberjack and I'm going to be your archenemy.

Gabrielle Victoria: Wow! I get a lumberjack for an archenemy.

Starfire: You're the lumberjack from the TTG Universe.

Lumberjack: That's right and I'm here for some fun eh.

Volcana: Oh this will be awesome.

Frosty Orange: I'm looking forward to this one.

Lumberjack: Me too eh. What do you say we dance eh?

Gabrielle Victoria: Lets do it.

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.


Meridith McHenrickson the Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer, Mario, Luigi, Daisy (1993) and Kaina Tsutsumi VS President Koopa


Meridith and her group were looking around for President Koopa.

Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) He should be coming now.

But then a fireball came and they jumped and it hit the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

President Koopa: You rotten monsters!

He fired more fireballs and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Mario 1993: HEY Watch where you're firing that thing!

He fired more fireballs!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Luigi 1993: You don't want to start a forest fire do you!?

He fired more fireballs!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Daisy 1993: I guess he does.

Meridith fired explosive boulders and they hit Koopa and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

President Koopa was knocked down.


Olivia Boone the Ickthyperambuloid Gene-Slammer, Slappy Squirrel, Lynn and Rainbow Dash VS Daniel Boone (Animaniacs)


Daniel Boone was next.

Daniel Boone: I heard that Cow and Chicken met a motorcycle club called the Buffalo Gals right?

Olivia Boone: They sure did Ancestor and it was really cool.

Slappy Squirrel: Sounds like the kind of group that Beanie the Braindead Bison would fit in with.

Lynn: If he didn't have a brain the size of an amoeba he would fit right in.

Rainbow Dash: He sure would be welcome.

Daniel Boone: He sure would be good. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, bombs and lightning and smashed him down.


Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Azemidoro


Azemidoro was next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened Azemidoro's safe and in it was a bunch of jewels and they were for the Elements of Harmony, but they're in the shapes of our favorite mythical animals and in our favorite colors, and once on our necklaces, we'll all gain a massive power and energy increase, and I'll include some other surprises later on.

Nico: Cool all of us are getting our own Elements of Harmony.

Azemidoro: Yep.

Nico teleported back with them.

Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!

Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers too!

Nico: Time for some buttkicking!

Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!

Jayden summoned the Fire Buster and Nico put in a Gryphon Disk!

They loaded it up.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Azemidoro and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Azemidoro you have failed this world!

Jayden: Samurai Rangers victory is ours.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Jake Holling: Another day, another Red guy beatdown.

Nico: Yep.

Hailey Timaeus: I always like this. I summon my dragon self and then merge him with Mammoth Graveyard!

Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Mammoth Graveyard and they formed into a skeleton dragon and it was glowing with a dark purple aura! It was called GRAVEYARD DRAGON OF HORROR!

Hailey Timaeus: Meet Graveyard Dragon of Horror!

Joan Critias: Ooh awesome! Now for this one. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Aqua Chorus!

Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Aqua Chorus and they formed into an awesome dragon made of pure water and the wings were made of pure water and had a song coming from it. It was called SIREN SONG DRAGON!

Joan Critias: Meet Siren Song Dragon!

Gina Hermos: And this one too. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch!

Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and they formed into an amazing fire bladed sword. It was called THE FIRESTORM SWORD OF THESTALOS!

Gina Hermos: Say hello to The Firestorm Sword of Thestalos!

Nico: Those are awesome girls!

Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared pulled out the Zenkai Cannons!

Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) BARKING BEAST POWER!

We summoned the Sun Vulcan, Liveman, Jetman, Gingaman, Gaoranger and Zyuohgers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers!

Nico: Lets get him guys!

We went at the Red Guy and smashed and pulverized him all over the place.

I grabbed the Red Guy's hands and made him slap himself with them.

SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!

Me: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself.

Nico: Vambre is gonna hate me for doing this but if it'll get her mad at the Red Guy it'll be worth it.

Announcer: TROUSER MAGISWORD!

Nico fired waves of energy and it formed pants on the Red Guy!

Red Guy: What the?

Nico put the Magisword in his hands and Vambre saw the sword in his hands and then SHE WENT BALLISTIC!

Vambre: (British Accent) (ROARING IN RAGE) HOW DARE YOU!?

She went and smashed and pulverized and beat the living shit out of the Red Guy all over the place.

Nico: YEAH!

CHOMP!

Blitz bit the Red Guy on his butt!

Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) You still have the most repulsive butt ever. Ja.

Colleen was punching and kicking the Red Guy all over.

Gears, Tidal Wave, Dash and Smolder used the Decepticon, Earth, Time Force and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Gears Strength, Tidal Wave's lasers and Dash and Smolder's powers 100-fold

Tidal Wave and Time Force Dash: LASER SPEED BLAST!

Gears and Smolder: SMASHING FIRESTORM BARRAGE!

Black Lance and Moon: SPEAR OF THE MOON!

Magma and Sun: VOLCANIC SUN BLAST!

Manta Bayarsh and Forgiveness: FIRE MANTA BLAST!

Marionette Shadow and Generosity: JEWEL PUPPET STORM!

General Schwarz and Empathy: BONES OF DARKNESS!

Kerbero Gangan and Laughter: KANGAROO OF LAUGHTER!

Fireor and Magic: FIRE MAGIC BLAST!

Chillyfish and Kindness: ICE KINDNESS SHOT!

Samon Shakekisutanchin and Honesty: EARTH SALMON SWARM!

Hydrax and Loyalty: LIGHTNING FLOWER SHOT!

Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Sailcat and Uta: NATURE OF SAILING FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Fluttershy, Nathalie Nikolaevna, Tornado Bolt, Uta, Hibiki, Sailcat and Cow and Chicken: PORK BUTTS, TATERS, MEATBALLS AND BUBBLES MEGASHOT!

Lincoln: SWORD ELEMENT STYLE: ELEMENTAL SWORD

Entrapta: SWORD LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SWORDS!

Perfuma: SWORD NATURE STYLE: GRASS SWORD!

Frosta: SWORD ICE STYLE: ICE SWORD!

Mai Shiranui: SWORD FIRE STYLE: BLAZE SWORD!

Yuna: SWORD WATER STYLE: AQUA SWORD!

Tatsumaki: SWORD WIND STYLE: TORNADO SWORD!

TOph: SWORD EARTH STYLE: STONE SWORD!

Chronoa: SWORD TIME STYLE: CLOCK SWORD!

Peni Parker: SWORD WEB STYLE: SPIDER SWORD!

Shantae: SWORD MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC SWORD!

Akko: SWORD STAR STYLE: ASTRO SWORD!

Colette Brunel: SWORD LIGHT STYLE: HEAVENLY SWORD!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): SWORD DARK STYLE: EBONY SWORD!

They formed swords of elements.

Lincoln and his harem: SWORD FINAL SMASH: ELEMENTAL SWORD SLASH!

They used elemental swords to slash the Red Guy all over the place.

Lincoln sprouted out one of his eleven massive, long, and powerful white werewolf tails, and they wrapped around The Red Guy's legs, and he screamed as Lincoln held him upside down.

Lincoln: And now, you're going to get a very vicious beatdown from me for hiring that massive army of bounty hunters to try and kill us, and for putting a bounty on our heads!

Lincoln put on brass knuckles and he proceeded with punching The Red Guy brutally and painfully, as we sat in chairs and ate some popcorn. But, we also began flinching when Lincoln started breaking The Red Guy's bones.

Me: (Winces) Ooh, that's not going to heal that easily.

Then, Lincoln grabbed and broke The Red Guy's spine by smashing him on his knee, and he screams in excruciating pain.

Nico: (Winces) Neither is getting his spine broken like that.

Luna: Dang, that's brutal.

Hunter (Road Rovers): Ooh, that's even more brutal than us letting Muzzle loose on any villain.

Colette: (British Accent) But, this one's even more brutal.

Then, when Lincoln was done, he body slammed The Red Guy onto the ground, and Lincoln stood on the Red Guy's mangled and broken body, as he raised his fists and arms up in victory, and we cheer wildly for him.

Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, Linc, that was one brutal beatdown you gave The Red Guy.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and I also got yet another intense workout and I really let out my emotions on that buttwalking, sleazy, two-faced jerk.

Me: Not going to lie, that beatdown you gave him was even worse than the punishment Vypra gave him yesterday.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls of his harem and he leaned down to their faces and kissed on the lips, and we cheered for them, but that really repulsed The Red Guy.

Red Guy: Ugh, get a room!

But, he eventually got his butt chomped on by Blitz yet again, as he screamed in excruciating pain, and then, Vypra appeared and Lincoln tied The Red Guy up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains, so he can't escape, and he handed him over to Vypra.

Lincoln: Here you go, Vypra, and this time, make his punishment twice as agonizing than yesterday.

Vypra: Trust me, I've got some ways to make it even more painful than yesterday.

This caused The Red Guy to gulp in dread, as Vypra teleported back with The Red Guy now panicking and pleading for mercy, but Vypra wasn't going to show him none.

Raven Brawnwen: Aside from Red Guy, this was a fun camping trip.

Condiment King: You said it!

2016 Morbucks: And I really hope J.D. treats us to breakfast with his new credit card.

Professor XXXL: Either way, I'm looking forward to how that credit card's used.

Me: Oh don't worry I'll gladly treat you all to a breakfast fit for a king.

Artie Ziff: (to Brawl) So, does that ghost Cybertronian really exist?

Brawl: (ominously) No one really knows.

We gulped.

?: Soon, this entire world will bow before me!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Lucina: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Cornelia Arnim.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Cornelia Arnim, the power-hungry powerful mage formerly in the service of the royal family of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus.

Celica (Fire Emblem): Cornelia Arnim, I should've known you'd one day come out of hiding, but you made the big mistake of coming out of hiding, especially around us. Now, we'll see to it that you never leave here alive.

Cornelia Arnim: I will destroy you all if it's the last thing I ever do.

Psellia the Air Faerie: That's never going to happen.

Suddenly, Psellia the Air Faerie's sky blue eyes turned neon pale blue, and she was surrounded by a sky blue energy aura with winds, clouds, and air faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Cornelia Arnim, she left sky blue energy, winds, clouds, and air faeries with every step.

Psellia the Air Faerie: Cornelia Arnim, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against the royal family of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, along with the people of the kingdom, and now, I will see to it that you finally pay for those crimes with your life.

Suddenly, Psellia the Air Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue energy with winds and clouds surrounding the vortex, there's an air faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pale blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Psellia the Air Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Psellia the Air Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon pale blue eyes and a sky blue energy aura with winds, clouds, and air faeries surrounding her, she has an air faerie with the Wind Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Air Kanji in its hands, she has an air faerie with sky blue gems for the eyes and the Air Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sky blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Psellia the Air Faerie has on a purple sleeveless dress with clouds on it and a sky blue phoenix on it, purple ankle-high boots, and a long sky blue sleeveless trenchcoat with clouds, winds, and air faeries on the coattails, and on the back is an Air faerie with winds and clouds surrounding it. Psellia the Air Faerie's sky blue fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have an Air faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Psellia the Air Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with sky blue gem on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Psellia the Air Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with sky blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large sky blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large sky blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large sky blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the Air faerie that said, "Psellia the Air Faerie, One of The Twelve Founders of Altador, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Queen Fyora, Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Air and Air Faeries."

Psellia the Air Faerie-アルタドールの12人の創設者の1人、最も暗い妖精のヴァンキッシャー、フィオラ女王の親愛なる友人、ネオピアの多くの英雄、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして空気と空気の妖精のマスター

Psellia the Air Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HURRICANE FORCE AIR FAERIE OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

We were amazed by Psellia the Air Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Cornelia Arnim saw it, she fired a blast of magic from her wand, but Psellia the Air Faerie fired a powerful sky blue energy blast with winds and air faeries at Cornelia Arnim, hitting her, and as she hit the wall, she drops her wand.

Nico: Whoa, Psellia the Air Faerie's transformed, this is going to be one windy battle.

Lori: You said it.

Lincoln: Wow, Psellia, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Psellia the Air Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Air Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we administer this electric monster his punishment?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Psellia.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Psellia the Air Faerie.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that traitorous witch.

Lincoln and Psellia the Air Faerie went after Cornelia Arnim, who fired blasts of energy at them, but they absorbed the blasts and it made them stronger than ever, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sky blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Air Faeries at Cornelia Arnim, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln attacked her with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on him and Briana the Air Faerie fired powerful sky blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit her.

Then, Lincoln used a power and magic stripping curse on Cornelia Arnim, and he stripped her of her magic, and he also destroyed her wand for good. Then, Lincoln tossed Cornelia Arnim into the air, and he and Psellia the Air Faerie fired powerful beams of energy, and as they hit Cornelia Arnim, the two energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing the traitorous mage. Then, as her spirit appears, Psellia marked her forehead with a kanji and Cornelia Arnim was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Psellia the Air Faerie and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Psellia the Air Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.

Psellia the Air Faerie: That's it for that evil traitorous mage. Thank you for helping me take down and kill Cornelia Arnim, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Psellia.

Suddenly, Psellia the Air Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Psellia the Air Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Psellia the Air Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Air Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with a gentle breeze blowing and clouds forming right behind them and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Wow, that's so awesome, and the breeze that blew in from their display feels so nice.

Me: You said it, this sure feels amazing.

Lori: Literally.

Celica (Fire Emblem): And we got rid of yet another one of our enemies, but there's bound to be more of them out there.

Me: But, we'll be ready for them, Celica.

Lincoln: You said it, and who knows, maybe your world will merge with ours, and we'll also meet with your many allies.

Lucina: That'll be something I want to see, and it'll be good to reunite with our friends yet again.

Nico: Yep. But this was a fun Camping Trip.

Sailcat: It sure was. (To the viewers) Hope you all had a great time with this one.

Nico: I did. Great job everyone. Hopefully the Red Guy learned a huge lesson after all this one. Lets head back to camp and head to sleep. I'm pooped.

Me: Me too.

We went back to camp and went to sleep and then later in the morning I treated everyone out to breakfast as promised. Then we went back home.

END!


Part 5 done.

The Legend of Sailcat is one of my favorites for Cow and Chicken and it was awesome how a cat can turn into a buzzsaw warrior. The episode aired on September 30, 1997 and it was awesome and funny. The first part was based on the 1st episode of The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and that was funny. The Second part was for the movie Blade and we finally destroyed Deacon Frost. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Ace Bunny, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna be at Lynn's Table and this time we're going to be facing PIZZA THE KID! Who is back from the dead to get revenge on us for destroying his restaurant and ruining his life! And we're going to meet a Rabbid Gene-slammer named Selena Rabbittin. Selena Rabbittin is a gene-slammer for a Rabbid and things are about to get silly. She is a comedian and is one of close friends of Nico and has done a massive number of funny pranks that make people laugh all over. the next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be where we take down Turles from Dragonball Z: Tree of Might and we're going to use the Cosmos' Vengeance Curse on him for destroying lots of planets. We're also going to meet 6 gene-slammers for the 6 Elemental Charmers:

Aussa the Earth Charmer
Eria the Water Charmer
Hiita the Fire Charmer
Wynn the Wind Charmer
Dharc the Dark Charmer
Lyna the Light Charmer

and a gene-slammer for Elemental Mistress Doriado. They are as follows:

Genene Tsuchidoro - Aussa The Earth Charmer
Erica Mizusama - Eria the Water Charmer
Honika Honouka - Hiita the Fire Charmer
Kazika Kaziyama - Wynn the Wind Charmer
Noir Wendoma - Dharc the Dark Charmer
Hikari Raindom - Lyna the Light Charmer
Wendy Dorington - Elemental Mistress Doriado

They are all Lincoln's Guardian Angels and they are born each with Cosmic Elemental Powers and they are really powerful too. They also ABSOLUTE HATE Flip, Scoots, Bolhofner, Hank & Hank, Lewis Travolta, Pablo and Anderson with a merciless vengeance. AND I have an awesome challenge for the guest reviewer. Your challenge is to come up with 3 revelations each for said people they hate. So that's 21 Revelations for them. 3 each. Now for an awesome non-combat chapter we're going to close out the Cow and Chicken saga with us going to the Gotham Royal York Observatory and were going to see a comet coming and it'll be a small comet no bigger than a golf ball and it'll SMASH THE RED GUY RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Think of this as an act of karma for everything he put us through for 5 days in a row. The chapter is gonna be based on the Cow and Chicken episode called COMET!

See you all tomorrow