This chapter is based on the Cow and Chicken Episode called COMET!

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY EVERYONE! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!


At Lynn's Table having an awesome lunch was Nico, Ace Bunny, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily. We were having a great meal after coming back from an awesome camping trip.

Nico: Thanks for treating us to lunch J.D.

Me: Anytime Nico. This credit card I found is awesome.

Camie: It sure is.

Sirius: And because you're filthy rich you don't have to worry about the Red Guy pestering you for money to owe.

Nico: Yeah no kidding there.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Ace.

Ace Bunny: No problem Nico. Besides I've always wanted to go with you guys on a great rescue.

Lola: It's always fun doing them.

Applejack: Yeah they sure are awesome.

Nico: Ace, there are still several of your enemies still out there?

Ace Bunny: There are but the major ones have already been taken care of.

Me: So it's the minor ones that we have to take care of.

Eli: Then we'll be ready for them.

Momo: I hope we face them soon.

Lily: Yeah those jerks will rue the day they mess with us.

Nico: Yep. They sure will.

Me: I agree.

Nico: With any luck, they'll be the futuristic versions of the Looney Tunes that we all know and love.

Me: That would be awesome. I would love to face off against the future Yosemite Sam.

Eli: Yeah same with me for Elmer Fudd's descendant.

Nico: Now you're talking.

Ace Bunny: That is Ophiuchus Sam and Electro J. Fudd.

Nico: Cool.

Applejack: I would love to face off against Ophiuchus Sam myself.

Nico: A showdown like that would be awesome. Especially since we go help Rango later this week.

Eli: It sure will be awesome.

Nico: And let's not forget Pinkster Pig.

Me: That's Porky Pig's descendant no doubt.

Ace Bunny: But unlike his ancestor he doesn't have the trademark stutter.

Me: That is a big difference. Melvin the Martian from what I heard is descended from Marvin the Martian.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: That is true.

Nico: And Pinkster's a bad guy. Porky's a hero.

Me: Huge difference in sides. Also there's one thing that will never change amongst the great Looney Tunes characters past, present or future. That they are awesome tricksters.

Nico: That is for sure.

Eli: Absolutely.

Tsuyu: They always know how to make us laugh too.

Nico: I like the piano bomb parts.

Me: Those are funny. I think all the gags all the great characters of Looney Tunes were and always will be funny.

Eli: Yep. Especially with Foghorn Leghorn.

Ace Bunny: Yeah and one day we'll meet Foghorn Leghorn's descendant Mr. Leghorn.

Nico: And I'll bet he is beating up the descendant of Barnyard Dawg.

Nico then got a feeling.

Nico: You guys get the feeling we're being... watched?

Me: Now that you mention it…

Eli: (Senses something) J.D. look out!

BANG!

He used the Force and stopped a Cactus Ball in mid air!

Me: A Cactus Ball? Oh no! Not him! I'm still feeling a lot of pain from the last time we faced him.

I fired a wind blast and I hit a figure on a beam in the ceiling and it was PIZZA THE KID!

Nico: Pizza the Kid!?

Eli: I thought he was dead!

Camie: Who was he?

Tsuyu: He looks like Pizza Steve.

Me: His name is Pizza the Kid. He's as ruthless as the notorious Old West outlaw Billy the Kid. We were in Tucson, Arizona and we fought him. But Applejack was the true hero of that mission. Pizza pelted many of us with cactus balls that hurt like a son of a bitch!

Nico: Yeah! Nailed me RIGHT IN MY GODDAMN CROTCH!

May: And hurt my arm!

Lola: Me too!

Me: And he took over a spaghetti restaurant that Uncle Grandpa knows and he will kill anyone that insults his food! Which TOTALLY SUCKS AND FUCKS EGGS!

Pizza the Kid: (ENRAGED) WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FOOD!?

Me: You heard me cheese face!

Nico: Although, I could eat you right now.

Me: Me too!

Pizza the Kid: Come and try it!

BANG BANG BANG!

Eli used the Force and threw the Cactus Balls he fired at us back at him and they hit him in the face.

Me: Not this time Pizza breath.

Applejack: Yeah! Now you will soon see why Apples and Cactuses and Pizza don't mix!

Applejack fired a barrage of Apples and pulverized Pizza the Kid all over the place.

Me: And another thing Pizza the Kid, your food is so terrible that it belongs in a toxic waste dump!

Pizza the Kid: (ENRAGED) I WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR HEART FOR SAYING THAT!

Me: Bring it on PIZZA BUTT!

Nico: Let me eat some of your pepperonis!

Pizza the Kid: Come and get me then!

Pizza the Kid fired a barrage of Cactus Balls and Nico dodged them and Eli used the Force and sent them over to Flip and Scoots and they hit them in their heads and they screamed in pain!

Nico: Nice one.

Me: Sniff on this Pizza Freak!

I pointed my butt at him and then…

FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!

I farted a jet of white fire and burned him all over. He was REALLY MAD NOW!

Then Pizza jumped Nico and latched onto his face! Pizza then punched him all over but his punches were only covering Nico's head with grease and cheese!

Nico: (licks the cheese off) Delicious!

Nico then bit a pepperoni off of Pizza the Kid and he screamed in pain.

Pizza the Kid: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

Pizza the Kid then put his hands around Nico's neck and tried to strangle him. But his hands wouldn't fit around his neck.

Nico: Hey leave the strangling to Homer.

But then…

MASSIVE MONSTROUS BELCH!

A huge belch blew Pizza the Kid right into the kitchen and into a fryer and then Lynn Sr. fell back and catapulted the fried Pizza the Kid into a slicer and sent him into a vat of spaghetti sauce and then he was turned into a new dish!

Lynn Sr.: What the?

Me: Wow! Nice one Nico.

Nico: I didn't do that.

?: That was from me.

It was from a Rabbid! That talked!?

Rabbid: (In a girls voice) Looks like I got here just in time.

Nico: Selena Rabbittin? Wow awesome to see you again!

The Rabbid reverted back and she was a girl with neon blue hair and had 2 different color eyes, one was red and the other was blue. She had purple and pink clothes on too.

Applejack: Well fancy that!

Ace Bunny: Wow!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Your new pizza bite pasta is a great idea!

Lynn Sr. came out and he had a huge bowl of spaghetti and it had spaghetti sauce covered pizza bites on it with meatballs.

Nico: Whoa! That looks delicious.

We got to eating it.

Me: (SLURPS) Mmm! Pizza Bite Spaghetti and Meatballs.

Eli: Delicious.

Camie: It sure is. (Slurps) Mmm!

Kaina Tsutsumi: (Slurps) It's delicious.

Lynn Sr.: This accidental dish turned out to be really good.

Me: Thanks to Pizza the Kid. He pelted us with cactus balls the first time and now…

Nico: He is lunch.

Selena Rabbittin: A Cheesy and Pizzazz Filled Victory.

We laughed.

Nico: Man I missed your funny jokes Selena.

Ace Bunny: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Selena Rabbittin: My favorite is where me and Nico did a really awesome prank on a bully at a restaurant and he ran home crying to his mommy.

Nico: I remember that.

FLASHBACK

Nico and Selena had a burger on the floor for the bully and it was a girl bully that Selena and Nico hated. She went over and picked it up.

Nico and Selena: APRIL FOOLS!

Bully: [the rope sends her into some bags of flour. Nico and Selena are laughing through all of this and rolling on the floor. Then the Bully girl is taken around a bar] Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... [screams as she is sent slamming face-first into the wall]

CRASH!

Customers: Oh, no!

[Nico and Selena's eyes pop out as they both laugh hysterically. The Bully screams and flies into Lewis Travolta's rear]

Bully Girl: Whoooaa! [Cut to Nico and Selena cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then the Bully smashes into the ceiling]

SMASH!

OOH OUCH!

Nico and Selena: [runs and holds out their arms to catch her] I'll catch you, Henrietta! [They both giggle to themselves. Henrietta screams as she plummets toward Nico and Selena, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of them, and Henrietta falls into the goop in the can]

SPLAT!

Nico and Selena: Oops. [dumps Henrietta, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can] April Fools, you little sausage! [They laugh)

Henrietta: WHY YOU WRETCHED FUCKER BASTARDS I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS! I…I… (CRYING) MOMMY!

She ran away crying and everyone cheered wildly!

FLASHBACK ENDS

Nico: That was so funny.

Me: Yeah!

Lily: That was too coincidental. SpongeBob had that happen to him because of Squidward.

Nico: Wow.

Nico and Selena hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Selena: Me too Nico.

KROW!

Nico got kicked in the butt.

Nico: OW!

Me: Sorry Nico but you had this sign put on you.

I showed it to him.

Nico: "Kick Me, I'm a stoopy poopy cheese sucking buttface." Selena!

Selena: Sorry Nico. I missed doing that to you.

Nico: Oh Selena.

They hugged again.

Me: The Old kick me sign prank. Always a classic.

Apple Bloom: Looks like Luan is gonna have fun.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Z-Fighters and Saiyans, and Ben 10,000 are heading out to The Manistee National Forest in Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls there, but we're also going to take down Turles, and Lincoln's going to use the Cosmos' Vengeance Curse on him for destroying lots of planets.

Lincoln: Wow, so, my rescue's taking place in The Manistee National Forest, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls there, but we're also going to take down Turles, and I'm going to use the Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse on him for destroying lots of planets.

Nico: That's right, Linc. I should've known that traitor would one day return from the dead once again.

Bardock: And we've known about Turles' crimes for years, he's destroyed lots of planets because of that accursed Tree of Might, which was used to spawn the fruit of the Tree of Might after enough energy and life force is absorbed through the tree's roots, but like a regular plant, it needs a suitable atmosphere to survive.

Me: As such, large amounts of energy are required to supply the fruit's growth, and the tree's roots essentially sucks the planet that the seed was planted on dry.

King Vegeta: And as a result, so many planets were destroyed because of him.

Vegeta: Yes, and this is also the perfect opportunity for you to use the Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse on him, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's right, Master Vegeta, and I also want to thank you for joining us, Ben 10,000.

Ben 10,000: You're welcome, Lincoln. I can't wait for you to use that Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse on him. But, we'll just look at what this curse is going to do to him, just for a quick reminder.

Lincoln took out the list of the curses he'd made, and we read what the Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse is, Cosmic Lincoln - Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse, let me give you a warning for this one: this powerful curse is only reserved for those who've committed the darkest and most serious of crimes against the universe. Lincoln fires powerful blasts of dark purple energy with stars, and once it hits those who've committed serious crimes against the universe, the victim is then drained of all their energy, and their souls are then torn apart by the stars, thus erasing them from existence forever.

We gasped in shock at the curse.

Nico: Whoa, this curse sure is very powerful, and it's also perfect for those who've committed the darkest and most serious of crimes against the universe.

Goku: And Turles is the perfect match for this curse.

Lincoln: Right, Master Goku.

We then saw a massive tree towering above us, and we knew what it was: The Tree of Might.

Lincoln: So, that's the Tree of Might, looks like Turles had gotten a headstart. No matter, shall we?

We formed Destructo Disks and we fired them, and they cut the tree's roots, and it fell to the ground, and as it shriveled up, the energy that was sucked up from the Earth by the roots flowed right back into the Earth, and it was revitalized once more.

Nico: Nice one, but now, all that's left is to deal with Turles.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of ten girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the ten girls, but they've been cornered by Turles, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the ten girls, but they've been cornered by Turles, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Seven girls' voices) That heartless, planet-destroying monster, let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw Aussa The Earth Charmer, Eria the Water Charmer, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Dharc the Dark Charmer, Lyna the Light Charmer, and Elemental Mistress Doriado appear before us.

Me: Whoa, the Six Elemental Charmers and Elemental Mistress Doriado, awesome.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize those seven voices from anywhere, I knew it was you, Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica, Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington, but we'll have to talk later, we've got a planet-destroying traitorous Saiyan to destroy.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Turles, and that allowed the ten girls to get to safety. When Turles saw us, he was really pissed off, but so were we.

Turles: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived, and you were the ones who cut down The Tree of Might?!

Lincoln: That accursed tree's destroyed one too many planets for the last time, Turles.

Bardock: And so have you, traitor.

Suddenly, Turles saw the other Saiyans who've since returned from the dead, and he was shocked.

Turles: What the? No, that's impossible!

Vegeta: (Smirks) What's wrong, Turles? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Lincoln: I guess we should explain to you before we destroy you. J.D. brought back the Saiyans last year, but they weren't killed by a freak asteroid, it was due to Frieza, and he already paid the price for his crimes, and now, it's your turn.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Z-Fighters and Saiyans powered up, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Turles, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

And we also showed him no mercy as we brutally pummeled him into the ground for everything he's done in destroying so many planets over the years. Then, Lincoln slashed off Turles' tail and he screamed in agonizing pain, and he was already on his last legs.

Lincoln powered down, but we then saw a massive vortex of dark purple energy and stars surround him, and as he emerged, the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man's long, white hair that reached the bottom of his neck turned dark purple with stars except for the rainbow lightning bolts on the bangs, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep dark purple, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned dark purple, his large deep sapphire blue pants turned dark purple, but the rainbow colored lightning bolts on them remained the same, his massive orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs turned dark purple, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, thunderbirds, buffalo, phoenixes, and angels with hanging small silver lightning bolts turned dark purple, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars turned deep dark purple. Lincoln's transformed into COSMIC LINCOLN, The Elemental Hero of The Cosmos and The Universe.

Lincoln: And now, this is the end for you, Turles.

Suddenly, we saw stars and dark purple nebulae appear around Lincoln, and the skies turn dark with stars gleaming in the skies.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Turles. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of dark purple energy with stars, and as they hit Turles, all of his energy was suddenly sucked out of him and it flowed into Lincoln, as he gained a massive power and energy boost. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done sucking out all of Turles' energy, his body suddenly turned to dust, and as his soul appeared, it was then torn apart by the stars, and he was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln did, as we holster our weapons and powered down, and Lincoln changed back and the skies changed back too.

Nico: Whoa, so that was The Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse, big guy?

Lincoln: Yep, and now you see why it's called a very powerful curse, and it's only reserved for those who committed the darkest and most serious of crimes against the universe.

Me: We sure did, that was awesome.

Lincoln: And another traitorous Saiyan has been silenced forever. (To the girls) And it's so good to see you again, Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington.

Genene Tsuchidoro reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing brown hair, brown eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Earth Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive brown angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Aussa the Earth Charmer, and she's dressed in a dark brown short-sleeved blouse, red sleeveless dress top, brown skirt, brown pants, brown legwarmers, brown sneakers, and brown sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth on the coattails, and Aussa the Earth Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Aussa the Earth Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, longer black handle, and large brown gem for the pommel.

Erica Mizusama reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing dark blue hair, dark blue eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Water Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive dark blue angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Eria the Water Charmer, and she's dressed in a dark blue sleeveless blouse, blue sleeveless dress top, blue skirt, blue pants, blue sneakers, and blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails, and Eria the Water Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Eria the Water Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, longer black handle, and large blue gem for the pommel.

Honika Honouka reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Fire Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive red angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Hiita the Fire Charmer, and she's dressed in a red sleeveless vest, red sleeveless midriff top, red skirt, red pants, red legwarmers, red sneakers, and red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, and Hiita the Fire Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Hiita the Fire Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, longer black handle, and large red gem for the pommel.

Kazika Kaziyama reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing spring green hair, spring green eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Wind Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive spring green angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Wynn the Wind Charmer, and she's dressed in a spring green closed sleeveless blouse, spring green sleeveless dress top, spring green skirt, spring green pants, spring green sneakers, and spring green sleeveless trenchcoat with winds on the coattails, and Wynn the Wind Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Wynn the Wind Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged spring green blade, longer black handle, and large spring green gem for the pommel.

Noir Wendoma reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing black hair, purple eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Dark Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive black angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Dharc the Dark Charmer, and she's dressed in a purple short-sleeved blouse, black sleeveless dress top, black skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and purple sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails, and Dharc the Dark Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Dharc the Dark Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, longer black handle, and large purple gem for the pommel.

Hikari Raindom reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing sunlight yellow hair, sunlight yellow eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Light Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive sunlight yellow angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Lyna the Light Charmer, and she's dressed in a sunlight yellow sleeveless vest, sunlight yellow sleeveless dress top, sunlight yellow skirt, sunlight pants, sunlight legwarmers, sunlight sneakers, and sunlight yellow sleeveless trenchcoat with light on the coattails, and Lyna the Light Charmer on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Lyna the Light Charmer-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged sunlight yellow blade, longer black handle, and large sunlight yellow gem for the pommel.

And Wendy Dorington reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing orange hair, orange eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Element Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive orange angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Elemental Mistress Doriado, and she's dressed in an orange sleeveless vest, orange sleeveless dress top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and orange sleeveless trenchcoat with the elemental forces on the coattails, and Elemental Mistress Doraido on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Elemental Mistress Doriado-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, longer black handle, and large orange gem for the pommel.

Genene Tsuchidoro: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington, and they hugged, and the girls were also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen any of you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Wendy Dorington: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these seven girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. The Aussa the Earth Charmer is Genene Tsuchidoro, the Eria the Water Charmer is Erica Mizusama, the Hiita the Fire Charmer is Honika Honouka, the Wynn the Wind Charmer is Kazika Kaziyama, the Dharc the Dark Charmer is Noir Wendoma, the Lyna the Light Charmer is Hikari Raindom, and the Elemental Mistress Doraido, they're my Guardian Angels from Michigan and they were each born with Cosmic Elemental Powers.

Me: That's awesome.

Lincoln: And there's something you all should know, they absolutely hate Flip, Scoots, Bolhofner, Hawk and Hank, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, and Anderson with a merciless vengeance.

We gasped in shock.

Wendy Dorington: And we have three revelations each for these seven jerks, which means we have 21 revelations for these seven jerks.

We gasped even more in shock.

Nico: Whoa, 21 revelations?!

Goku: Three revelations from the seven worst jerks in all of Royal Woods, Michigan. This is going to be something we're definitely going to enjoy hearing.

Lincoln: You're right about that one, Master Goku, and I'll stand ready to start dropping pianos on Flip, Scoots, and Lewis Travolta.

Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington with colored gems on the on the gold lightning bolts links and colored crystal links from their brand-new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.

Genene Tsuchidoro: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you, Erica, Honika, Kazika, Noir, Hikari, and Wendy are now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Genene.

The girls had a smile on their faces and tears coming from their eyes, as they wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, and he leaned down and kissed them each on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Yatorishino Igsem, Haroma Becker, Shamiyu Kitra Katjvanmaninik, and Suya Mitcalif from Alderamin on the Sky, Rit, Ruti, Theodora Dephilo, Tisse Garland, Yarandrala and Megria from Banished from the Heros Party, I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yatorishino Igsem, Haroma Becker, Shamiyu Kitra Katjvanmaninik, Suya Mitcalif, Theodora Dephilo, Tisse Garland, Yarandrala, and Megria.

Nico: From Alderamin on the Sky and Banished from the Heros Party, I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yatorishino Igsem: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yatorishino Igsem and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Turles, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Yatorishino Igsem: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and the nine clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Yatorishino Igsem: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, ten Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yatorishino Igsem, Haroma Becker, Shamiyu Kitra Katjvanmaninik, Suya Mitcalif, Rit, Ruti, Theodora Dephilo, Tisse Garland, Yarandrala, and Megria with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Turles, another traitorous Saiyan who tried to destroy the Earth by planting The Seed of Might, which would grow into The Tree of Might by sucking out the energy from Earth.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in cutting down The Tree of Might and what Lincoln did in using The Universes' Eternal Vengeance Curse on the traitorous Saiyan, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln, Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town, and we got rid of Turles and saved the Earth from his wrath.


After we got rid of Turles and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Genene Tsuchidoro, Erica Mizusama, Honika Honouka, Kazika Kaziyama, Noir Wendoma, Hikari Raindom, and Wendy Dorington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had an atomic red blush on their faces.

Genene Tsuchidoro: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Erica Mizusama: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, girls, what are the 21 revelations that you have about the seven worst jerks in all of Royal Woods, Michigan?

Genene Tsuchidoro: Allow me to go first, and these three are for Flip. The first revelation is that after Flip's previous schemes to kill Lincoln, his family and friends, and J.D. failed, I found out he tried to use arsenic to poison them, but when I found out about it, I blasted the arsenic out of his hands, but Flip ran off before he could be arrested. The second revelation is that he tried to destroy Lynn's Table and kill everyone there with bombs full of you-know-what, but I used those bombs against him, and he now smelled even worse than ever, and the last revelation is that he tried to use a bulldozer to run over Lincoln, his family and friends, and J.D., but I pummeled him and he ran off before the cops could arrest him again.

Erica Mizusama: If you think Flip was bad, you're not going to like hearing about Scoots. The first is that ever since Sue was sent to prison, Scoots has still been causing trouble in Sunset Canyon, and it was driving Varie nuts, so after the restaurant incident, I decided to get Scoots kicked out of Sunset Canyon by sending the evidence of Scoots' troublemaking to the cops and after Mr. Loud kicked Mrs. Bernado, Huggins, and Scoots, Scoots got arrested and she was also kicked out of Sunset Canyon for life and got her sent to The Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum, the second revelation is that Scoots tried to run Varie over for kicking her out of Sunset Canyon, but I fired a blast of fire at that crazy old and sent her flying back to the nuthouse, and the third revelation is that she tried to get the local bikers to bust her out, but I busted their heads in and then, I punched Scoots hard in the face and broke her dentures.

Honika Honouka: And now for Bolhofner, I found out that in addition to all the other horrible stuff the other Guardian Angels told you about him along with what you found out on the news, I found out he stole billions of dollars from banks all over from Colorado to Michigan and it was buried somewhere in Detroit, Michigan, the second revelation is that he's also killed a lot more people than just his ex-wife in a fit of rage, but no one knows where their unmarked graves are, and the third is that he used a lot of intimidation tactics to get a teaching job in both Colorado and Michigan, and any who dared to expose his lie would also get killed by him.

Kazika Kaziyama: And now for Hawk and Hank, if you thought all the other stuff you heard about the bullies of Hazeltucky were bad, here's what I heard. The first revelation is that after you guys ruined their Halloween rampage, they tried to get the rest of their thugs to kill you all, but I went down to Hazeltucky and busted their thugs in their heads and got them sent to jail, the second revelation is that they've actually been in prison before, and they've busted out of prison numerous times mainly by inciting some pretty crazy riots or beating up the guards, and the third revelation is that they've caused millions of dollars in property damage not only in Royal Woods, but also in Hazeltucky, but no one has been able to stand up to them, because they were that dangerous.

Noir Wendoma: And now for Lewis Travolta, if you thought the stuff you heard about that fat tub of lard was bad, wait until you hear this. I first found out that fat tub of lard had tried to extort other restaurants here in Michigan in exchange for free food, but I sent the info to the police, but before he could be arrested, he ran off. The second revelation was that he tried to throw stink bombs at Lynn's Table, but I'd used a hose at full blast and drenched him head to toe in water, and when Mr. Loud found out that fat tub of lard tried to throw stink bombs at his restaurant, he ran after him with a frying pan and gave him a strong hit to the head. The third revelation is that he tried to throw bombs at some of the restaurants to destroy them, but his plan was foiled when I called the cops, but before the police could arrest him, he ran off again.

Hikari Raindom: And now for Pablo, if you thought the stuff you heard about that glasses-wearing heartless psychopathic nerd were bad, wait until you hear this. The first thing I found out that he'd bullied a lot of kids in other schools around Michigan before he came to Royal Woods, the second thing I found out that he'd also committed a ton of crimes such as destruction of property, and he ran off from the cops numerous times, and the third thing I found out was that he also helped out his rotten scumbag dad with some robberies, but I stopped them, and they got sent to jail for what they did.

Wendy Dorington: And finally Anderson, if you thought the stuff you heard about that hard-headed heartless psychopathic dumbass were bad, just wait until you hear this. The first thing I found out that he, like Pablo, bullied a lot of kids in other schools around Michigan, and he got expelled from those schools numerous times, the second thing I found out he also destroyed some properties on a little rampage and he burned a lot of those buildings, and the third thing I found out was really bad, I found out he killed someone, and I had him arrested, but he got away from the cops, thanks to his scumbag dad.

When the girls were finished, we were really shocked and horrified at the revelations at the seven worst jerks in Royal Woods.

Nico: Holy crap!

Me: Jeez, I knew those seven jerks were bad, but those 21 revelations are truly the worst. Linc, you got those pianos levitating over the heads of Flip, Scoots, and Lewis Travolta?

Lincoln: Oh, I think I know what you're about to say.

Lincoln dropped the pianos on the heads of Flip, Scoots, and Lewis Travolta, and they screamed in agonizing pain.

Lincoln: That'll teach them.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: What a bunch of ungrateful, good-for-nothing, insane, greedy, stupid jerks.

Me: You said it, and the crimes they committed could've led to them getting sentenced to death, but since Michigan abolished the death penalty in 1846, humiliations are more than perfect for them.

Lincoln: Along with the curse I put on Scoots.

We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked it, he found out who it was that triggered the alarm: it was the 7 E.M.M.I, the very powerful Galactic Federation operative research robots, and they're out for revenge on Samus Aran for what happened to Raven Beak.

Lincoln: Oh boy, guys, we got trouble, seven E.M.M.I robots are here, and they want revenge on Samus Aran for what happened to Raven Beak.

Samus gasped in shock.

Samus Aran: I thought I was rid of them for good. But, it looks like they've come back.

Lincoln: Don't worry, Samus, we'll get rid of them. Let's go.

We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired a barrage of rainbow energy balls at the seven E.M.M.I. robots, and when they saw us, they were ready to fight us.

Lincoln: You evil robots aren't going to hurt anyone else ever again.

Milfeulle Sakuraba: Yeah, let's get them.

Lincoln, Milfeulle Sakuraba, Ranpha Franboise, Mint Blancmanche, Forte Stollen, Vanilla H, Chitose Karasumaru and Yamato Nadeshiko went after the 7 E.M.M.I. robots, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Air Faeries at Cornelia Arnim, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, Lincoln attacked them with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful tears on the robots.

Then, Lincoln, Milfeulle Sakuraba, Ranpha Franboise, Mint Blancmanche, Forte Stollen, Vanilla H, Chitose Karasumaru and Yamato Nadeshiko fired powerful energy beams and they hit the seven E.M.M.I. robots and obliterated them for good, and Lincoln shared a kiss with Milfeulle Sakuraba, Ranpha Franboise, Mint Blancmanche, Forte Stollen, Vanilla H, Chitose Karasumaru and Yamato Nadeshiko as we cheered wildly for them.

Nico: Whew, those crazy robots have finally been scrapped for good, nice work, guys.

Me: You said it, Nico.

Lincoln: And we've also acquired the abilities of the seven E.M.M.I. robots, along with the ability to extract DNA from organic life, and combined with the absorption method of Cell, it also enhanced that ability infinite-fold.

Nico: You got that right, big guy. And you guys really did an awesome job in getting rid of those pieces of scrap metal.

We then return to the World Tree Estate, and we got rid of another of Samus Aran's most dangerous enemies once again, but there's bound to be more waiting for us, but we'll be ready for them.


Later it was time for Musa's 2nd Ambassador Mission.

William: Anyone else wanna come with Musa? Besides Aurico and 2 Rabbids?

Rainbow Dash: Well all the Rainbooms are gonna come.

Eli: And I'll go too.

Nico: This is gonna be so awesome guys.

Me: I can't wait to see what songs we'll do next.

Nico: Yeah!

Musa: This is gonna be so awesome.

Nico: Lets head out to Atlanta.

We were off to Atlanta.

We arrived.

Me: What's up guys? Team Loud Phoenix Storm is back in the house!

Sunny Bridges: Hey guys!

Musa: Guys, meet the rest of the Rainbooms.

Twilight Sparkle: It's an honor to meet you guys. My name is Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders.

Sunset Shimmer: I'm Sunset Shimmer, Princess of Forgiveness and the Fire Skylanders.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy, Princess of Animals, Kindness and the Life Skylanders.

Rarity: My name is Rarity, Princess of Jewels, Fashions, Generosity and the Water Skylanders.

Applejack: I'm Applejack, Princess of Apples, Honesty and the Earth Skylanders.

Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie, Princess of Parties, Laughter and the Tech Skylanders.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm Starlight Glimmer, Princess of Empathy, Redemption and the Undead Skylanders.

Rainbow Dash: And you know me too.

Me: Also we have one of the Power Rangers too.

Aurico: Awesome to meet you. I'm Aurico, leader of the Aquitar Power Rangers.

Eli: And I'm Eli Winston Bullock, J.D.'s little brother and awesome powerhouse.

Me: We're not related by blood. I've looked after him for a while.

Nico: Yep.

Musa: Are any of your enemies acting up since my first visit?

Sunny Bridges: Well lets see. Petunia Squatenchowder Is still serving her gross food.

Me: Oh boy must taste really bad.

Nico: No kidding.

Eli: She must have cooked in a garbage dump.

Aurico: Cruel but funny.

Nico: Yeah.

Aurico: How about you guys see me morph?

Tamika: Sure!

Sunny Bridges: And then you all can show us a good song or two.

Me: Awesome.

Aurico: Here goes! RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

He transformed and he was ready!

Tamika: AWESOME!

Me: Yep.

Musa: Speaking of which, this song first appeared in the first time the Power Rangers came together to fight evil. Which started a trend that made several teams of Rangers. So, this song is dedicated to them!

We got the song playing and it showed the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers battling Rita Repulsa and her monsters!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off in the background!

Musa: (SiNGING)
They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one will ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
You, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands
They know to only use their weapons for defense
No one will ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
You, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
No one will ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
You, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers
Go, go, Power Rangers

When the song was done we cheered wildly!

Nico: Power Rangers forever, bitches!

Me: 47+ YEARS AND COUNTING GUYS! WOOO!

Little did we know that a certain class from Eastley was near the sprinkler system.

But Eli wasn't fooled.

Eli: Uh oh. I sense trouble brewing!

Me: Where bro?

Eli: By the sprinkler system!

Aurico: Everyone out! Now!

Madison: What about you?!

Aurico: Don't worry. I'll be fine!

Nico: Come on!

We ran fast.

Me: Good thing I got an umbrella for this.

We later were outside.

Aurico came out unharmed.

Aurico: Told you I would be fine.

Nico: Aurico and his people like water.

Me: Yep.

Sunny Bridges: And I know who's behind this. Eastley.

Musa: They must be a rival school that is out to destroy you all.

Madison: Yes they are.

Eli: Those rotten fiends! They ruined the school here.

Nico: Don't worry. I'll fix this up.

Nico snapped his fingers and fixed the whole building.

Me: Cool.

Musa: Now it's personal.

Sunny Bridges: They went too far this time. Messing around with the sprinkler system is a crime.

Me: Federal crime actually.

Musa: Should we call the cops on them?

Then sirens were heard.

Musa: Oh spoke too soon.

Me: I called them 5 minutes ago.

Eli: That was fast.

Nico: Yeah.

The Eastley Students were expelled and arrested and sent to juvie.

Philly Phil: Well, that's one of our enemies down.

Nico: Yep. Serves them right.

Me: Rivalries like that lead only to terrible consequences.

Rainbow Dash: What they did was not awesome.

Rarity: Bunch of rotten monsters.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: I think we still have time for one more song.

Me: Yep.

Musa: And I got just the one. Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

Madison: I love Lady Gaga!

Nico: Yeah!

We got the song underway.

Musa: (Singing)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma Roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, oh, ey
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (Hey!)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance

I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, uh
I want your psycho, your vertigo schtick (Hey!)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('Cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad
Your bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance

Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion, baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby

I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
(I want you back) No, I don't wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance) I don't wanna be friends
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance) Want your bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance (Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
Gaga, "Ooh la-la"
Want your bad romance

When the song was done we cheered wildly!

Sunny Bridges: That was awesome singing!

Me: LADY GAGA ROCKS! She and Katy Perry are both awesome and great.

Nico: Yeah. Lady Gaga is awesome. Especially those costumes and dresses.

Eli: Those are awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Boy they sure are.

Rarity: Lady Gaga is really amazing. Especially with her amazing sense of fashion.

Nico: Yep.

Me: One time during one of the Grammy Awards she wore a dress made entirely out of meat.

Eli: Whoa! A Meat Dress? That is cool.

Me: Yep. (Sees something) Huh?

I looked at my fingernails and I saw that they were mirror ball nails.

Me: Whoa! Look at my fingernails.

Nico: Did you put on nail polish J.D.?

Me: No this was not my doing. I think it's the work of a train that I saw before.

We went outside and sure enough we saw the great train of LADY GAGA! The Lady Gaga Express! (Season 23 Episode 22)

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Awesome! The Lady Gaga Express!

Eli: I never saw that train before!

Me: That train is owned by the great Lady Gaga herself.

Musa: She is so amazing.

We later came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: Really awesome and you will not believe what happened.

We told everyone everything and it was awesome.

Lisa Simpson: Wow! You guys saw the Lady Gaga Express? That is amazing!

Me: It sure was.

Lisa Simpson: Lady Gaga herself taught me a lot of great things. She taught me how to be myself and not like anyone else.

Me: That is amazing Lisa.

May: Wow! Lisa I didn't know you actually met Lady Gaga.

Nico: That is so awesome!

Marge: Boy I'll never forget that.

Me: That was awesome.

May: Next time, Diabolico and Otto Rocket should go with you.

Musa: Good idea May.

Nico: Yeah.

Luna Loud: But Lisa that is rocking that you met Lady Gaga. She is amazing.

Sam S.L.: It sure is.

Lisa Simpson: It was a great honor.


Later we were watching TV and Poromon came to Rainbow Dash.

Poromon: Hey, Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: What's up Poromon?

Poromon: Check out my head feather.

She saw that it was rainbow color.

Rainbow dash: Now that is AWESOME!

Poromon: Thanks. It's Rarity's new trend she has going around.

Me: Hey R.D.

I came out with Rainbow Hair in a Cronmage.

Rainbow Dash: You look so awesome J.D.!

Me: Thanks.

Camie: You look so awesome withi Rainbow hair J.D.

Misty Tredwell: (Seductively) Boy I'll say pretty hunk.

Me: Oh Rawr.

Poromon: Where's your rainbow colors, Poliwag?

Poliwag: I don't have any hair on me.

Poromon: Oh right. I forgot that some of us don't have hair.

Vignette Valencia: Wow! J.D. your hair looks amazing! I love it!

Me: Thanks Vignette. It was Rarity's trend idea. I think it's amazing that she comes up with these awesome trends.

Rainbow Dash: I'm flattered that she did this from me.

Laney: I agree there.

Laney had a rainbow scarf on.

Me: Nice scarf Laney.

Nico: It sure is nice. Like my clothes?

Nico was wearing a rainbow tie-dye outfit.

Me: That is psychedelic Nico.

Nico: Groovy.

Poromon: (to Manaphy and Horsea) What about you two?

Manaphy: We don't have any fur either.

Horsea: Yeah sorry.

Poromon: Oh right.

We heard a scream and we went and saw Rarity in fright!

Rarity: (Voiceover) Submitted for your approval, a portrait of a school taken over by a trend. Namely a hairstyle rainbow in nature. The calling card of one ROY G. BIV.. So if you choose to enroll in this classwide craze, Hurry up and catch the bus headed for THE RAINBOW ZONE!

Me: Rarity?

Rarity: So many rainbows.

Me: It's okay Rarity. Your trend is amazing.

Maria: This was actually a good idea.

Maria had awesome hair in a ponytail all rainbow color.

Carmen: I sure like it sis.

Rarity: Oh I'm glad you think so guys.

Me: Sorry if we scared you Rarity. But your trend is really awesome for this. Got to admit though it's like something out of the Twilight Zone huh?

(TWILIGHT ZONE THEME PLAYS)

Maria: Isn't there a comet tonight?

Nicole: Let me see.

Nicole looked at the star charts and there was really nothing coming.

Nicole: Well the star charts don't say anything. But we can always take a look in the one awesome place that will tell us. Lets head for the Gotham Royal York Observatory!

We cheered!

We were off to the Observatory.

Horsea: Can I sit on your lap, Maria?

Maria: You bet Horsea.

We later arrived.

Nico: Will we be able to see the stars through the foliage of the World Tree?

Me: Yes we will. The foliage is invisible to those that want to look through it.

Nico: Wow that's cool.

Eli: Yep.

Horsea: By the way, your hair looks awesome.

Maria: Thanks Horsea.

May: So does mine.

Nico: Boy May it looks awesome. Rainbow and Blue are both awesome.

Me: They sure are.

Nicole: I agree guys. And here's where we can see if there's a comet coming.

We saw the telescope.

Nicole: This is the most powerful Optical Reflecting Telescope ever known. Next to the Kit Peak National Observatory Telescope in the Sonoran Desert, this telescope has the most powerful light gathering mirrors and it filters out the daytime sky and looks at the stars in the day.

Nico: Wow!

Nicole: Lincoln you want to look first?

Lincoln: Sure.

Nicole: I'm more than willing to let you all look through the telescope.

Nico: Cool!

Nicole: Okay you guys will love this one.

Nicole pointed the telescope to the constellation of Orion and aimed it at the star Betelgeuse.

Lincoln looked at the star.

Lincoln: Whoa!

Nicole: That's the star Betelgeuse. It's over 600 light-years from Earth and it's one of the largest known stars in the galaxy.

Lincoln: That is amazing! Seeing the star this close with this telescope is incredible.

Chicken: Nice hair, guys.

Nico: Thanks Chicken.

Me: It's a Trend that Rarity has for everyone.

Rarity: It is most amazing darlings.

Nicole: I think it's amazing. Nico you will like this one.

Nicole pointed the telescope to the constellation of Sagittarius the Archer and it was aimed at another object.

Nico looked and it was looking at the Trifid Nebula.

Nico: Wow! That's the Trifid Nebula.

Nicole: Yep and it's located 6,500 light-years away from Earth.

Camie: Wow! Nicole sure knows what she is doing.

Me: Yep. Nicole is not only the goddess of video games but she is also a very well known Scientist. She knows all about Volcanology, Astronomy, Paleontology, Geology, Botany, every kind of science there is.

Camie: Wow! She is really smart.

Laney: That's Nicole for you.

Nico: So, Chicken. Where's your rainbow colors?

Chicken: I'm a chicken and I don't have any hair.

Nicole: Now here is the cool part.

Nicole aimed the telescope at the Galactic Center of the Milky Way.

Nicole: This telescope is equipped with more than just visible light. It can look at anything on the Electromagnetic Wavelength.

Laney: I got to see this.

Laney looked at the Galactic Center.

Laney: Wow! Is that the Galactic Center?

Nicole: Yep. And that's just on the visible light part of the Spectrum. Here's Radio Waves.

Laney saw that it was a glowing purple line.

Laney: Wow! So that's in radio waves.

Nicole: Yep. And here's microwaves.

Laney saw that it was a more vivid neon white, blue and purple line with lots of stars.

Laney: Whoa! That is amazing!

Nicole: Yep. This is infrared next.

She saw all the stars glow with orange and yellow and white.

Laney: Wow! That is a lot of heat coming from the stars.

Nicole: Yep. Here's Ultraviolet light.

Laney saw that it was all blue and dark purple.

Laney: Wow! So awesome.

Nicole: Yep. Here's X-Rays.

Laney then saw the Milky Way as a curtain of green and black.

Laney: Wow! That is amazing.

Nicole: Yep. And here's my favorite. This is what Gamma Rays looks like.

Nicole pressed a button and then she saw what Gamma Rays was like. The Milky Way looked like a line of fire surrounded by blue.

Laney: Wow! That is amazing! Gamma Rays makes it look wild.

Nicole: It sure does.

May: Do you have any rainbow colors, Cow?

Cow: Just this one.

Cow showed that she had Rainbow Nail Polish on her hooves.

Cow: (Laughs) I think it's a great trend.

Nico: It sure is.

Nicole: Let me see here.

Nicole was looking and then she saw something coming.

Nicole: What the?

It was getting closer and we saw that it was A COMET AND IT WAS COMING RIGHT AT US!

Nicole: UH OH! A COMET IS COMING!

We went outside!

Nicole: LOOK!

We saw it coming right at us at an incredible speed!

Me: WHOA! IT'S MOVING REALLY FAST!

Nicole: It's coming in at 116,000 miles per hour!

Nico: Someone, blast it!

The Red Guy came!

Red Guy: YOU GUYS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

Nico: Now is not the time Red Guy!

Red Guy: YOU WILL MAKE TIME!

Eli: HIT THE DIRT!

We ducked and covered!

And then…

ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

THE COMET SMASHED RIGHT ONTO THE RED GUY AND EXPLODED WITH INCREDIBLE POWER! WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED WE SAW THE RED GUY A TOTALLY MANGLED UP MESS AND HE WAS REALLY IN A LOT OF PAIN!

Nicole: JUMPING JUPITER CLOUDS!

Nico: WOW! That comet hit him with incredible force!

Eli: Man no kidding!

Nico: What the Hell was that?!

Me: An act of karma I would say.

Vypra and the Masters appeared.

Vypra: Are you guys all right?!

Dark Spicer: We saw the comet hit! Are you all okay?

Nico: We're all okay.

Me: But the Red Guy isn't. Look.

The Red Guy was in a horrible and terrible amount of pain. He was crushed under the comet that was as big as a house.

Red Guy: (Stupid Talk) Did someone get the number of the comet that hit me?

Nico: Whoa.

Eli: Wow!

Vypra: I would call this an act of karma for putting you all through so much over the last 5 days.

Laney: Very fitting too.

Vypra: Wow nice hair guys.

Me: Thanks. It's part of a trend Rarity made.

Me and Nico went down into the crater and I licked my finger and touched the comet and it was SCORCHING HOT!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: It's still too hot to touch.

Nico: Seriously, what kind of comet was that?!

Nicole: Lets cool it down and see.

Maria, Bai Tza and Girl Jordan sprayed it with water and it was cooled down.

Me: Lets see. It looks like a fast moving comet.

Nico: I know that.

But then the comet started cracking.

Nico: Uh oh! Is it an egg?!

But then it broke open and revealed that it had a bunch of incredibly beautiful red rubies in it!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow! Are those kinds of rubies the rubies that we think they are?

Firefly: Mind filling us in?

Nico: Jimmy told us about these rubies once. These are Astrorubies.

Jimmy Neutron: Yes and they are the richest rubies ever. They will make anyone the richest person in the galaxy.

Nico: They are amazing.

Me: Lets see if they are real. They are easily mistaken for Fools Rubies.

I looked at them and saw that they are the real thing!

Me: They are the real thing!

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: Wow! I've never seen Astrorubies before.

Me: But Jimmy and friends have. These are awesome.

Nicole: That is amazing though.

Laney: Yeah no kidding.

Camie: Wow! This is incredible.

Beautiful Gorgeous: Wait. The Space Bandits told me about these before. Don't they make people greedy if exposed for a long time?

Nico: That's right. But we're immune to the power they have.

Eli: That's for sure.

Laney: Yeah.

Jimmy: Maybe we should visit the Space Bandits sometime. Haven't seen them since they ditched Goobot.

Nico: Good idea.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: That was awesome that they ditched Goobot though.

Laney: Yeah.

Dark Spicer: By the way, Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm gonna hope we meet one that is for Rocks's kind next.

Shanan: That's not a bad idea. A gene-slammer for a Basalt next.

Nicole: A volcanic rock alien?

Shanan: No sis they look like this.

Shanan showed a picture of a Basalt.

Rocks is a lime colored stone humanoid. He has various patterns all over his body and two spikes on each arm and leg. He also has three fingers. He wears the Omnitrix on his chest.

Nicole: Oh wow! So that's their race name. That's cool. So they come the planet Andesite? That is awesome.

Shanan: It sure is.

Nico: Thing can go with me.

Thing: AWESOME! Looking forward to this one Nico.

Nico: I know you are Ben.

Hulk: Hulk happy for you Thing.

Thing: Thanks.

We later went back home and we had an awesome series of adventures with Cow and Chicken. The Red Guy was taught a really harsh lesson these last 6 days. NEVER MESS with Vypra or us or else. The Astrorubies were put in our vault to make sure no one lets greed consume them from the Ruby Madness. All in all, it was a very eventful 6 days for us.

END!


Another awesome saga done and the chapter is done.

This was a great saga for Cow and Chicken. Comet is one of my favorite episodes. It was really awesome and funny. A Comet no bigger than a golf ball was heading to Earth and it was cool. Especially with how it smashed Chicken in his face at the end with Dad sending him flying into a golf hole. So funny. The Red Guy was the main bad guy in the chapters for this saga and it was funny. Also this chapter was to make up for me not doing on on the 4th last year. I had to go to my grandmothers funeral. The first part was for the return of Pizza the Kid who came for revenge. The second part was based on the DBZ movie called the Tree of Might where the Z-Fighters had to fight a Saiyan named Turles and destroy the Tree of Might. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Thing, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna go to an amazing and really cool BURRITO PLANET! It's a world full of Burritos and they are loaded with beans, meats, cheese, everything. We're going to face THE GIANT LIMA BEAN MONSTER from the Jimmy Neutron episode I Dream of Jimmy and we're going to also meet a Basalt Gene-slammer named Ruth Lincoln. Ruth is Nico's friend from Earth Science and she knows a lot about rocks and minerals and crystals. She also is a gene-slammer for a Basalt. Also for Lincoln's Rescue for Cinco De Mayo we're going to a planet of Tacos and we're going to face Becky from The Casagrandes who is Out for Revenge and Lincoln is going to use a new curse on that unibrowed Helga G. Pataki and Squilliam Fancyson ripoff brat. It's a curse for bullies. Lincoln is also going to meet a Water Magician gene-slammer named Nadine Wendollstein. She is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and is an awesome explorer, archaeologist, treasure hunter and adventurer and she took Lincoln on many awesome and perilous adventures that were awesome. She also took on the full force of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa's evil fury and got them in big time trouble in the worst way ever. Next up for a great Cinco De Mayo chapter tomorrow is gonna be for the awesome movie Encanto. We're going to meet Mirabel and her family and also help them retrieve the magic. Since Encanto is one of the movies that doesn't have a villain we'll make one for it. It'll be Don Rafael Montero from The Mask of Zorro. He'll be back for revenge.

See you all tomorrow.