PLUG YOUR NOSES EVERYONE!
Flying through the voids of space was Nico, Matau, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were flying to another planet that we think is gonna be a really amazing and awesome food planet.
Me: I have a feeling that this next planet is gonna be a cool one.
Nico: Me too. I hope it's a planet of cheese. (DROOLS)
May: You and your cheese Nico.
Himiko: Nico sure loves cheese doesn't he?
Varie: He can't get enough of the stuff. He practically loves every kind of cheese ever known.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Matau.
Matau: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be awesome to go on one of your awesome rescues.
Lincoln: It sure is always awesome.
We then came to the planet and from space it looked like a mountain world.
Me: This is it.
Eli: Wow it looks like a mountainous world.
Lana: Yeah it sure does.
Nico: Like I told Lewa, Matau, I'm sorry you're feeling left out of Ambassador missions.
Matau: Ah it's all right Nico. Like Lewa said, I can always wait till next time for mine and Lewa's turns.
Nico: That's true.
Lola: Yeah and I hope it's an awesome Kamen Rider ambassador mission for you and Lewa.
Matau: That would be awesome!
Nico: Even if it isn't the case, like I also told Lewa, I'll make sure your missions involve flying.
Matau: Awesome. Shall we head down to the planet/
Nico: Lets shall.
We entered the planet's atmosphere and then we flew over the ocean and we saw that it was a planet with oceans made entirely out of baked beans and the islands were made out of hot dogs!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: Wow! It's a planet made entirely out of Beans and Weenies!
Lana: WOW!
Lola: (DROOLS) SO DELICIOUS LOOKING!
Nico: I got the ketchup!
Me: Oh wow! The oceans are entirely out of baked beans and the islands are all made of hot dogs and little smokey sausages.
Nico: Boy a Beanie Weenie Planet! Hey yeah! Beenusweenum Prime. That's what we'll call this planet.
Me: Nice name Nico!
We went over to an island and Lana pulled out a flag.
Lana: We hereby call this planet, Planet Beenusweenum Prime!
She planted the flag.
We got to having some of the hot dogs and beans and they were really awesome and delicious.
Lola: I'll heat some up!
Lola did so with her fire powers and they were delicious.
Me: Boy we have seen a lot of amazing food planets now.
Applejack: Boy howdy we sure have.
Apple Bloom: They are all really amazing to see.
Me: You know what the one kind of planet I would not want to see would be?
Nico: Let me guess. Brussels Sprouts?
Me: Yep. I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
Lana: YUCK! ME TOO!
Matau: Even though they're my color, I don't like them either.
Nico: That's good.
Me: I don't know how anyone can like those vegetables. They are absolutely repulsive and disgusting.
Lola: Yeah I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS too!
We ate a lot of hot dogs and beans and they were awesome and tasty.
But then, Nico spotted someone in the distance.
Nico: Me and Matau will be right back.
Me: Okay. I'll go with.
We went off to the figure.
We landed on an island and we saw that the figure was Kate Lloyd? What the?
Nico: Kate Lloyd?
Me: How did she wind up here?
Matau: Wait. Something is fishy. How would Kate Lloyd get here so quickly?
Nico: (chuckles) Kate, if you wanted to come, all you had to do was ask.
But after we passed by a few trees, we then saw that Kate was gone. In her place was what appeared to be Kamen Rider OOO
Nico: Eiji Hino? What are you doing here? Have you seen our friend Kate?
Me: What the!?
But then Eiji turned into EMPEROR YODON!
Nico: EMPEROR YODON!?
Me: Whoa! This is one creature that is of many faces!
Emperor Yodon?: (In a girls voice) GOTCHA!
It reverted to a Limax!
Me: A Limax!
Nico: I knew it! And wait that voice! Lily Limeroth!
The Limax changed to a girl with neon green hair and neon green clothes and she had no shoes.
Nico: Awesome!
Matau: Wow! That was really clever!
Me: A true master of disguise.
Lily Limeroth: That's right and it's awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Matau: What happened to your shoes? Did they rip when you got Gene Slammed?
Lily Limeroth: No I was in my bare feet when I got slammed and I like it.
Nico: Lily is also a great master of espionage and she can transform into anyone and anything.
Me: Like Mystique. That is really cool!
Lily Limeroth: It sure is.
Nico: Lets head back to the group and talk.
We headed back to the group and we introduced Lily to everyone.
Eli: Awesome to meet you Lily.
Lily Limeroth: Same to you Eli.
Nico: We actually do meet the real Eiji Hino tomorrow.
Me: That's right we sure do. Also Nico during today's usual battles I have some special guests joining us for the,
Nico: Who?
Me: You'll see. It's a surprise.
Nico: Ooh!
Matau: I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Eli: It sure will.
Matau: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Lily Limeroth: My favorite was where me and Nico infiltrated the evil organization S.U.S.P.E.N.S.E. after the defeat of the Millers the first time before Nico joined the team and we got all their plans to the C.I.A. the FBI, INTERPOL, Scotland Yard and big law enforcement agencies.
Nico: That was a daring spy mission.
Camie: What is S.U.S.P.E.N.S.E.?
Me: It's actually an Acronym. It stands for Secret Underground Society of Peach Entrepreneurs Nixing Sour Exports. It's an agricultural terrorist organization that wants to destroy the entirety of the country's food supply so that peaches can reign supreme. But it will also destroy the entirety of the global economy.
Nico: That's right. It was a big organization that we were busting.
Lily Limeroth: I am glad they were taken down forever. I heard during the 20 Days of Darkness that they were defeated once and for all.
Eli: You heard right.
Me: Yep.
Lily and Nico hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Lily Limeroth: Same here Nico. Same here.
Nico: This was an awesome rescue here.
Maria: Boy it sure was awesome.
May: I'll say.
Nico: Lets head home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Lewa are heading to a planet made entirely of pizza, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we're also going to battle evil pizza monsters as well as eat some pizza.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're on a planet made entirely of pizza, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we're also going to battle evil pizza monsters as well as eat some pizza.
Me: That's right, big guy.
Nico: (Drools) Wow, this is so awesome and tasty, and I'm already drooling.
Lincoln: This is a planet that many of us would love living on, and we also love pizza as well, but that could be a bad idea since we'll just eat our homes made of pizza.
We laughed.
Me: Yeah, that's true.
Lincoln: But, this is so awesome, and thanks for joining us, Lewa.
Lewa: You're welcome, Lincoln.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by an army of evil pizza monsters, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by an army of evil pizza monsters, and they're going to kill them.
?: Let's get those evil pizza monsters.
Suddenly, we saw the Harpie Queen Duel Monster appear before us.
Nico: Harpie Queen, whoa.
Lincoln: And I recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Willowmina "Willow" Emillston, but we'll have to talk later, we got an army of evil pizza monsters to take down and devour.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at the army of evil pizza monsters, and that allowed the twelve girls to get to safety. When the army of evil pizza monsters saw us, they roared in anger at us, but we got out our weapons.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, who's up for some pizza?
Everyone: We are.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Lewa, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after the army of evil pizza monsters, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, fireworks, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln's hair, along with our hair turned purple as we activated the Berserker Wisp's power, and we went right at the army of evil pizza monsters, and devoured them all. Then, we each let out a loud and massive belch, but Lincoln let out a really massive, loud, and monstrous belch.
EXTREMELY LOUD, MASSIVE, AND MONSTROUS BELCH!
And it was so loud, everyone on Earth heard it, including everyone in the World Tree Estate and The Masters of Evil at their base in Montana.
Dark Spicer: Holy crap!
Me: (Stunned) Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Embarrassed) Heh, excuse me.
We then holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's it for those evil pizza monsters. (To Willowmina "Willow" Emillston) And it's so good to see you again, Willow Emillston.
Willowmina "Willow" Emillston reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing light green hair, light green eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive light green angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Harpie Queen, and she's dressed in a light green sleeveless vest, light green sleeveless blouse, light green skirt, light green pants, light green high-heeled knee-high boots, and light green sleeveless trenchcoat with winds on the coattails, and Harpie Queen on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Harpie Queen-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged light green blade, Harpie Queen's wings for the crossguard, large light green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large light green gem for the pommel.
Willowmina "Willow" Emillston: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Willowmina "Willow" Emillston and they hugged, and Willowmina "Willow" Emillston's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Willowmina "Willow" Emillston: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Willowmina "Willow" Emillston, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Michigan, she's known as a true angel, and she has amazing power over wind and can even call birds from anywhere. She also has incredible speed and strength and has amazing sight that can see anything from over 300 miles away.
We were amazed.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: Now, that's really incredible.
Lincoln: It sure is, and long ago, she took on the ultimate fury of Lori's wrath at her worst and got her sent to a looney bin for 7 months.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Yikes, sent to the looney bin for seven months?! Oh, we're definitely hearing about this.
Lincoln: Trust me, you won't like what happened during that incident, Nico.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Willowmina "Willow" Emillston's neck with light green gems on the gold thunderbolt links and light green crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.
Willowmina "Willow" Emillston: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Willow.
Willowmina "Willow" Emillston had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Willow on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Suzumi Hiyori, Hattori Juri, Setoguchi Hina, and Takamizawa Arisa from Heroines Run the Show: The Unpopular Girl and the Secret Task, Holt, Ross Christus, Albus, and Zero from The Dawn of the Witch, Aliceliese Lou Nebulis IX, Elletear Lou Nebulis IX, Mismis Klass, and Nene Alkastone from Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Suzumi Hiyori, Hattori Juri, Setoguchi Hina, and Takamizawa Arisa from Heroines Run the Show: The Unpopular Girl and the Secret Task, Holt, Ross Christus, Albus, and Zero from The Dawn of the Witch, Aliceliese Lou Nebulis IX, Elletear Lou Nebulis IX, Mismis Klass, and Nene Alkastone from Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Suzumi Hiyori: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Suzumi Hiyori and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from the army of evil pizza monsters, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Suzumi Hiyori: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and the eleven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Suzumi Hiyomi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Suzumi Hiyori, Hattori Jur, Setoguchi Hina, Takamizawa Arisa, Holt, Ross Christus, Albus, Zero(The Dawn of the Witch), Aliceliese Lou Nebulis IX, Elletear Lou Nebulis IX, Mismis Klass, and Nene Alkastone with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were an army of evil pizza monsters.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them by eating them, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Willowmina Emillston have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
After dealing with the pizza monsters, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Willowmina Emillston saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Willowmina Emillston: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Willow, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Willowmina Emillston: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Willow, how did you take on the ultimate fury of Lori's wrath at her worst and got her sent to the looney bin for seven months?
Willowmina Emillston: You're not going to like it, Nico. One day, I was out for a jog throughout Royal Woods, but then, I heard the sound of screaming coming from Franklin Avenue. And with my sight, I saw who it was that made that scream: it was Lincoln, and it meant he was in trouble, and I saw who it was that caused the scream to come from Lincoln: it was Lori, and she went completely insane and I saw her eyes turn red with hatred and she had a knife in her hand and she was going to kill him. I was so mad, I flew towards The Loud House, and I kicked the door down, and I fired a blast of wind at Lori, and disarmed the knife out of her hand. Then, I pounced on her and I brutally pulverized her and then, I tied her up to a chair in nylon rope. Then, I went to Lincoln to check for any bruises or lacerations, but he did have severe bruises on his body and a black eye, and he then explained to me that he wasn't going to do her chores or her bidding anymore, and he said to her that she was acting like a tyrannical dictator and he called her a fun-sucking leech who doesn't care about anyone except for herself and her phone, and that's when she went insane. Then, he broke down and he cried hard on my chest, and I hugged him and he hugged me. Everyone came out, and they saw Lori tied up and Lincoln crying and we're hugging, and Lisa got her robots to fix the house, and I talked with Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and we decided to send Lori to a looney bin for seven months, and after that, Lori was completely horrified during that time in the looney bin.
We gasped at the revelation.
Me: My God, that's just horrible.
Nico: And you made the right choice to send Lori to that looney bin for seven months, that should've scared her straight.
Lincoln: It did, and Lori was left with nothing but nightmares of what she went through in the looney bin for seven months.
Luna: Yeah, it was really bad, dude. But, we still harbored anger towards Lori for what she almost did to Lincoln and for trashing the house on another violent rampage, but after the seven months passed, we forgave Lori, Lincoln was the first to forgive Lori a few days after Lori came back from that looney bin.
Luan: Then, we forgave her after Lincoln gave us a talking to, his forgiving nature put a stop to our anger towards Lori.
Me: Nice.
Willowmina Emillston: But, Lori wasn't the only one to have nightmares, even after that day, Lincoln's had some bad nightmares of Lori breaking out of the looney bin and finishing what she was about to do and not only kill him, but everyone else in the family, along with his friends.
Nico: Yikes, that's horrible. But, you stayed with him to comfort him, right?
Willowmina Emillston: Yes, that's right. It took a few days, but Lincoln was freed of those nightmares.
Me: Nice one.
We then got a shower afterwards, and suddenly, a bright light suddenly descended on the World Tree Estate and we covered our eyes to avoid the bright lights. Then, as the bright lights faded, we then uncovered our eyes and to our surprise, we saw that the world of Fire Emblem has merged with ours.
Lincoln: Wow, Lucina, Bernadetta, Dorothea, Petra, Mercedes, Annette, Ingrid, Lysithea, Hapi, Hana, Sakura, Camilla, Elise, Tharja, Lyn, Mia, take a look.
Me: You too, Celica and Byleth.
The Fire Emblem girls saw that their world has now merged with our world.
Bernadetta: Wow, our world's merged with ours, awesome.
Celica (Fire Emblem): Which means, you guys are going to meet Marth, Roy, Chrom, and Ike.
Lincoln: That's right, and it'll be our first time meeting them face-to-face.
Suddenly, we saw something coming up in the elevator, and when the doors opened, we saw who it was in the elevator, it was Marth, Roy, Chrom, and Ike.
Celica (Fire Emblem): Marth, Roy, Chrom, Ike.
The Fire Emblem girls reunited with Marth, Roy, Chrom, and Ike, and they also met us face-to-face at last, and they knew I had Celica and Byleth in my harem, since I rescued Celica from quicksand and Byleth from falling to her death because of that evil violent psychopath, Leena Klammer, and Lincoln rescued Lucina, Bernadetta, Dorothea, Petra, Mercedes, Annette, Ingrid, Lysithea, Hapi, Hana, Sakura, Camilla, Elise, Tharja, Lyn, and Mia on his rescues, and they offered their congratulations, and they knew of Lincoln from the Super Smash Universe, but now, they saw he grew from an 11-year-old boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall and extremely muscular man and extremely powerful warrior.
Roy: And this is our first time meeting all of you.
Lincoln: Celica mentioned us to all of you long ago, and you've all seen our adventures. Plus, you've also seen that.
Chrom: That you're among the roster of the Super Smash Universe, Lincoln, yes, we have.
Nico: And it still stunned us even to this day.
Lincoln: Plus, we've been taking down some of your old enemies who came into our world, but now that your world's merged with ours, all of your enemies are now ours, but we're ready for them when they show up.
Ike: I'm glad to hear it, Lincoln.
We then welcomed Roy, Chrom, Ike, and Marth into the team, and it was definitely a big-time reunion for the Fire Emblem girls in my harem and Lincoln's harem.
Later it was time for Musa's 3rd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Musa? Besides 2 Rabbids, Diabolico, and Otto Rocket?
Musa: I was thinking of having all the Winx Club come with next.
Bloom: Cool idea!
Laney: Yeah it'll be awesome.
Diabolico: I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one.
Me: It sure will.
Stacy: Yeah!
Nico: Lets head out.
We were off to Atlanta.
We arrived.
Sunny Bridges: Hey guys!
Nico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is back in the house!
Musa: Guys, meet my archenemy.
Diabolico: An honor to meet you guys. I'm Diabolico, former enemy of the Lightspeed Rescue Power Rangers.
Musa: And these are my friends of the Winx Club.
Bloom: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Bloom of Domino and Fairy of the Dragon Flame.
Flora: I'm Flora of Linphea and Fairy of Nature.
Layla: I'm Layla of Andros and Fairy of Waves.
Tecna: (British Accent) My name is Tecna of Zenith and Fairy of Technology.
Stella: I'm Stella of Solaria and Fairy of the Shining Sun.
Roxy: And I'm Roxy of Earth, last of the Earth Fairies and Fairy of Animals.
Tamika: Wow! Awesome to meet you all.
Otto Rocket: Same here and the name's Otto. Otto Rocket.
Sunny Bridges: Wow! It's an honor.
Tamika: (to Diabolico) That was a very gutsy move giving yourself up to take down your former boss.
Diabolico: It was. Bansheera got what she deserved.
Me: Absolutely. She paid big time for double-crossing Vypra like that. But if she ever comes back from the Warp, She is getting the Black Gates for sure.
Bloom: That is for sure.
Otto Rocket: That is for sure!
Nico: I see the place still looks dry even after the attempt to sabatoge it.
Sunny Bridge: Thanks to you guys for cleaning it up.
Nico: Aw it was nothing.
Me: But those kids of the East School kids crossed the line doing that.
Musa: They sure did and bringing Aurico on the second mission was a really great call.
Diaobolico: It sure was.
Nico: Because Aurico loves water.
Me: Well he is from Aquitar and his people live in the ocean.
Nico: True.
Me: Yeah.
Sunny Bridges: But you guys helped us be rid of the Eastley Kids.
Me: No problem. To quote a teacher "That kind of behavior will ever be tolerated."
We laughed.
Tamika: That is true!
Nico: (LAUGHS)
Me: Yeah but that was a good truth and imitation.
Nico: If that's the worse we have to expect from any of your enemies, then that just proves they're not worth killing
Musa: I don't think any of them ever will be.
Me: Besides it goes against our code to kill kids. We would be as bad as the barbarians of the 10th Century if we did that.
Bloom: That is true.
Flora: We don't want that to happen.
Musa: Anyway, how about you guys hear our personal song?
Tamika: Awesome! We would like to hear it.
Musa: Cool!
Sunny Bridges: Yeah. By the way J.D. I love your hair. Did you dye it rainbow color?
Me: I sure did. It was part of a trend that Rarity made. Rainbows look awesome.
Nico: Rainbows are awesome.
The Winx Club got the song underway.
Winx Club: (Singing)
Close your eyes
And open your heart
Believe in yourself
That's how it starts
Dreams will come true
Just wait and see
'Cause the magic's in you
And the magic's in me
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
Come join the club
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
Come join the club
We are the Winx
Magical flowers
Digital Powers
Rhythms and Tunes
The Sun and the Moon
Keep on searching
Far and wide for
The fire burning
Deep inside
We've got the style
And we've got the flair
Look all you want
Just don't touch the hair
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
Come join the club
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
We are the Winx
Come join the club
We are the Winx
We saw the great battles of the Winx Club and they were awesome! When the song was done we cheered wildly!
Nico: WOOHOO!
Musa: THANK YOU!
Nico: Ever since the day Bloom met Stella, the Winx Club's adventures have been awesome.
Me: They went all over the universe and did all sorts of awesome adventures. And the number of bad guys they faced were awesome. Many of them are enemies that I have known before and after the team was formed.
Tamika: Wow! That is incredible.
Musa: Yeah it sure is. Who were those 3 girls they fought?
Me: They were the Trix and they were Malevolent Delinquent Witches with evil attitudes that would make Charles Manson look like a saint.
Nico: Yeah.
Musa: They were bad and big time trouble.
Nico: But recently, we forgave them and we're now thinking of who can be the archenemy for each of them.
Me: That's right.
Diabolico: We'll have to decide on that soon.
Nico: Yeah.
Sunny Bridges: That is gonna be awesome.
Me: Yeah.
Diabolico: We do have time for one more song.
Nico: Awesome. And I have just the song. It's to honor the OOO Kamen Riders.
Sunny Bridges: Nice! Another Japanese Song?
Nico: Yep.
Nico got the song underway and it was awesome.
Nico: (Singing in Japanese)
(You count the medals 1, 2 and 3
(You count the medals 1, 2 and 3
Life goes on Anything goes Coming up OOO)
Life goes on Anything goes Coming up OOO)
I don't need it I don't have a dream
要らない 持たない 夢も見ない
Free state ... that's fine
フリーな状態... それもいいけど
(The show we're waiting for starting from here
(こっから始まる The show we're waiting for
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Destiny is not left alone
運命は君 放っとかない
In the end, there is no choice but to proceed
結局は 進むしかない
(Unknown development Give me energy
(未知なる展開 Give me energy
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
fine.
大丈夫。
Always blank tomorrow
明日はいつだって白紙
You decide your own value
自分の価値は 自分で決めるものさ
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
Anything goes!
Anything goes! その心が熱くなるもの
Looking for something to be satisfied
満たされるものを探して
Life goes on! If you really want to fight
Life goes on! 本気出して戦うのなら
You shouldn't feel like losing!
負ける気しないはず!
Don't ask for status on the outside
外側にステイタス 求めないで
Confidence hidden inside is important
内に秘める 自信が大事
(Desire Proliferation Life no limit
(欲望増殖 Life no limit
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Compare their backs side by side
その背を比べ 並んだって
Doesn't it make sense?
意味なくない?
Let's get out
一抜けしよう
(You can be free from average
(You can be free from average
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
Count the medals 1, 2 and 3)
fine.
大丈夫。
You can be different from everyone
みんなと違ってもいい
Because each one is separate, yes, miraculous!
別々 それぞれ だから そう、奇跡的!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
Anything goes! That heart
Anything goes! その心が
To what you want
求めるものに
The more honest
正直になればなるほど
Life goes on! About acceleration
Life goes on! 加速ついて
I can't stop and I shouldn't feel like losing!
止められなくて 負ける気しないはず!
True spirit of heart never give up
True spirit of heart never give up
Tell your mind and soul never to give up !
Tell your mind and soul never to give up!
Start from 1 from there
1からのスタート そこから
Skip the addition and run up by multiplication
足し算を飛ばして かけ算で駆け上がっていって
Anything goes! Goes on ...
Anything goes! Goes on...
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Count the medals 1, 2 and 3
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Count the medals 1, 2 and 3
Anything goes! That heart
Anything goes! その心が
Things that get hot
熱くなるもの
Looking for something to be satisfied
満たされるものを探して
Life goes on! Seriously
Life goes on! 本気出して
If you fight, you won't lose
戦うのなら 負ける気はない
Anything Goes! About acceleration
Anything Goes! 加速ついて
I can't stop and I shouldn't feel like losing
止められなくて 負ける気しないはず
We saw the OOO Kamen Riders kicking Greeed Butt and it was epic!
When the song was done we cheered wildly!
Musa: YEAH BABY!
Me: Awesome man!
Nico: Tomorrow, Will and Jake are visiting them.
Me: Yep and so is me, you and Eli.
Nico: Yep. Darn shame Eiji Hino didn't help us during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Yeah no kidding. But we still owe the Kamen Riders big time for helping us out during that time.
Diabolico: That's true.
We later came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome.
We told them all everything and it was awesome.
William: Next time, Ish should go with you.
Ish: Only if Rainbow Dash goes with me too.
Rainbow Dash: Fair enough and that is gonna be awesome!
Me: It always is awesome. Will you start your Ambassador Missions tomorrow and it's gonna be awesome.
Will Vandom: It sure will be awesome!
Nico: I'm looking forward to this one too.
Later Nico and some of the team was facing a man with a huge sack of money in his hands.
Plant Man: So, you thought you could make a withdrawal, huh?
Man: What's going on here?
Nico: Simple, dude. We saw that bag of money in your hands. So now, we've gotta throw you in jail.
Man: Wait. I was just walking when I saw that bag of money lying around. I just picked it up to return it. I swear!
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!
Lincoln: (zaps him with electricity) Tell it to the judge, dirtbag!
As the cops take the man away, Nico got a look of doubt on his face.
Me: I believe him Nico. I saw that he was just doing the right thing and returning it to the right people.
Eli: He was telling the truth.
Sweet Leaf saw Nico in doubt.
Sweet Leaf: Something wrong, Nico?
Nico: I was just thinking. What if that man wasn't the bank robber after all?
Lincoln: Oh, c'mon! It's obvious that guy robbed that bank! Can't you just appreciate some good fucking fortune?!
Maria: Lincoln, it might not be good fortune if that real robber is still out there.
Lincoln: (growls) Whatever! I've honestly had enough of bank robbers to last an eternity. Maybe we should consider using the superlaser on all of them! (storms upstairs)
Me: Believe me we all have had enough with bank robbers to last a lifetime but something about this robbery seemed unjust.
Eli: Nico, if it makes you feel better, I think that man is innocent as well
Nico: Thanks, Eli. At least some of you guys believe me.
Me: I believe you too Nico. Lets head down to the police station and talk this over.
We arrived at the police station.
Tom Lair: Hey guys.
Me: Hello Officer Lair. Pinkie Pie's big mission is tomorrow and we're going to have a really fun time on this one.
Tom Lair: I can see that. Tell her we wish her the best from us.
Me: Will do.
Tom Lair: Hey, Nico. Something you need?
Nico: Yeah. Eli bonking me and J.D.'s heads together if it turns out we just arrested the wrong guy. Can you bring up his rap sheet?
Tom Lair: Certainly.
He pulled up the RAP Sheet of the man arrested and it turns out he had NO ARREST RECORD AT ALL!
Eddy: Anyone else feeling sick to their stomach right now?
Maria: (Stomach grumbles) Uh oh! COMING THROUGH!
Maria went into the bathroom and then everyone heard loud farts and explosive diarrhea.
Eddy: Ooh sorry I asked.
May: It's the beans from the Beans and Weenies planet we went to.
Lana: But that was still cool though.
Matau: It sure was. Especially the Pizza Planet we went to as well.
Laney: That was my favorite.
Shaggy: Like yeah. It sure was. That was the biggest pizza I've ever seen!
Scooby Doo: Yeah it was!
Eddy: You guys sure love your pizza. But anyway we're feeling upset that we arrested the wrong guy.
May: No kidding.
Soundwave: Operation: Real Robber Retrieval.
Nico: Initiate.
Soundwave was off to find the real robber and instantly he came back with the real robber.
Eli: Wow that was fast!
Tom Lair: Why I don't believe it! That's Scapegoat Stanley! The most notorious Bank Robber in the country. He was known for stealing millions of dollars from banks and then he pins the blame on someone else so they would take the fall.
Arrietty: Wow! That is one elusive bad guy.
Tom Lair: That is a mere understatement.
Nico: Oh wow! (To the man) Sorry we falsely accused you like that.
Man: Ah it's all right Nico. I forgive you.
Nico: To show how sorry I am, you can take my watch or kick me square in the crotch.
Blaster: We were just doing out jobs. And what's your name?
Nick Laurence: Oh Nick. Nick Laurence.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Nick.
Nick Laurence: Same to you.
But then…
CRUNCH!
Nick Laurence kicked Nico square in the crotch!
We winced!
Me: (WINCES) OOOH!
Eli: AI YI YI!
Nico: (SQUEAKING VOICE) HE NEVER GOES FOR THE WATCH!
Tom Lair: Ouch.
Nick Laurence: Sorry Nico. But it's all water under the bridge now.
Poromon: Nico, how about we bake some fresh cookies to help you get over this guilt?
Fellbat: Might as well. It's gonna be a while for the next mission to start.
Nico: I could use some cookies. Is Maria okay?
Maria came out and she was holding her stomach in pain and farting like crazy.
Nico: Geez Maria.
Me: I saw her ate a huge amount of beans on the planet of Beans and Weenies.
Laney: Wow.
Maria: But I'm okay.
Tom Lair: Sorry about the Mistaken Identity there Nico.
Nico: No worries.
We went back to the estate and we made Vanilla Orange Rum Cookies.
Nico: Oh boy. Those smell great.
Me: Nothing like freshly baked cookies to get your mind off of stuff.
Nico: You said it. What kind are they?
Me: Vanilla Orange Rum. Recipe I learned off the internet.
Nico ate a cookie and it was delicious.
Nico: (Eating) MMM! Delicious!
Me: Me and Pinkie made all of them with love.
Pinkie Pie: You bet we did.
Nico: Thanks guys. These really were awesome.
Me: Anytime.
Then Pinky & the Brain, Black Adam, Jet, Kite Man, Mole Man, Golden Glider, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern and Leap Frog appeared.
Leap Frog: Hey guys. Wow! What is that fantastic smell?
Me: Fresh baked Vanilla Orange Rum cookies. Me and Pinkie Pie made them for Nico.
Magneto: Can we have some?
Me: Sure. We made them for everyone.
They got to eating them and they were all good.
Melter: Mmm! So good.
Jet: These are delicious. Where did you learn these?
Me: From a recipe I found on the internet.
Jet: Neat.
Brain: Can me, Pinky, Black Adam, Jet, Kite Man, Mole Man, Golden Glider, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern and Leap Frog hang out with you guys?
Pinky: Sorry you accidentally sent the wrong man to jail.
Nico: Yes you all sure can.
Eli: (FARTS) Oops sorry.
Me: Jeez Eli not you too!
Nico: (GAGS) Man Eli what did you eat!?
Eli: A turkey sandwich with ketchup on it. The Ketchup tasted really weird though.
Me: Hmm. Let me see that.
I went to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of ketchup.
Flamewar: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: This is an interesting one. I'm hoping to meet an Alicorn Gene-slammer next.
Me: Wow! An Alicorn Gene-slammer. That would be awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure would be cool to see one of those.
Laney: It sure would.
Lana: Yeah. (FARTS) Oops.
Lola: Lana! (FARTS) Oops!
Nico: Geez!
Me: I think I found the culprit.
I showed Nico the ketchup.
Nico: Flat-chup?
Nico looked at the ingredients. AND THERE WAS A TON OF THEM!
Nico: WHOA! Look at all this. Bran, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Beans, Onions, Apples, holy shit!
Me: Wow! That is explosive diarrhea in a bottle!
Eli: No kidding! That stuff is lethal.
Me: This isn't the only bottle however. Someone put in 5 bottles of it.
Jet: Okay, someone put these here.
Me: Hmm. Mr. Lynn did you buy all this?
Lynn Sr.: Yeah I thought it was ordinary ketchup.
Me: Hmm. This looks like a job for the Grossology department.
Lynn Sr: Where's Lincoln anyway?
Flamewar: Mr. Happy? He's in his room.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) And I thought I was the only one that called Ed that when he got mad.
Me: We better go see him.
We went up to his room. But then we smelled REALLY BAD FART GAS!
Me: (GAGS) OH MAN! Lincoln did you eat the beans from the Beans and Weenies planet?
Lincoln: Well yeah and I also had French Fries with ketchup.
LOUD FART!
Me: JEEZ!
Magneto: Lincoln, I hope you realize that you zapped an innocent man and got him sent to jail.
Eddy: In Lincoln's defence- (tries to think of something) -I've got nothing.
Lincoln: He was innocent?
Nico: Yeah the real culprit was this man.
Nico showed a wanted poster of Scapegoat Stanley.
Lincoln: Scapegoat Stanley?
Me: Yeah.
We told him everything and it was really strange and more.
Lincoln: Oh man! I had no idea! (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.
Me: GEEZ! That ketchup is ravaging you.
Lincoln: The ketchup is doing this?
Me: It's not just ketchup. It's called Flat-chup.
Nico showed him the bottle and Lincoln looked it over and he was shocked.
Jet: That is some really lethal ketchup!
Ed turned into Edzilla and picked Lincoln up.
Anemone: Ed, what are you doing?
Edzilla: Ed help Lincoln. (pats Lincoln's tummy as he farts)
FAAAAAAAAARRRTTT FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAARRRRRRTTT! FAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!
We smelled the gas and IT WAS DISGUSTING!
Nico: (VOMITS ALL OVER ME!)
Me: OH SICK! THANKS A LOT NICO!
Nico: Sorry man. But I guess we're even for you vomiting on me at Alcatraz.
Me: You still aren't going to let me live that down aren't you? But I couldn't help it Nico! Those toilets stopped working 60 years ago.
Nico: True.
Girl Jordan: I got this.
Girl Jordan cleaned me off with water.
Me: Thanks.
Lincoln was farting like crazy!
Me: Whatever you guys do don't light a match.
Edzilla: Ed help Lincoln outside.
Golden Glider: Good idea! Ed help Lincoln outside!
Lincoln: Thanks Ed.
Edzilla: Ed happy to help.
We went down to the surface and Lincoln was farting bad outside.
Nico: GEEZ!
Omaima Lexington: Wow! Not even my farts are that bad. (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.
Nico: You're excused Omaima.
Camie: How come Omaima farts like that?
Me: She can't help it. She was born with 2 stomachs and it gives her uncontrollable flatulence.
Sirius: Is that even possible to be born with 2 stomachs?
Lana: I asked the same thing.
Me: It's a defect but yeah it sure is possible.
Jean Bison: Okay, something fishy's going on.
Chicken: Yeah no kidding there.
Me: And I think I know what it is. Abby, Ty, I think this is the work of our enemy Fartor.
Abby: I have that same feeling too.
Ty: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: Who is Fartor?
Me: You would really feel sorry for this guy.
I went over his his history.
Fartor (voiced by Sean Cullen) — Fifteen years ago, he was just an ordinary kid named Larry. That was until his older brother Gary tortured him by stuffing his brother under the bedsheets and farting in there. During those fifteen years, he became adapted to breathing the gases in farts. Like a fish is out of the water, clean air is toxic for him, so he breathes the gases in farts in a dome that he wears on his body. Fartor wants revenge on Gary. He was last seen stranded on the moon in the episode 'The Fart Side Of The Moon'. There, he had tried so hard to ensure that his meteor would hit earth, ensuring that the Earth's air would be full of methane gas (CH4) and other substances in which it is habitable for him. Like any other villain, his plan had failed because The Director had eaten too many beans and farted, Therefore, redirecting the meteor to hit the moon. Fartor is seen to be happy in the moon, though being lonely.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: So Fartor's back!?
Laney: I thought we were rid of him forever after how we lit him on fire.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: I sense it. The Aparoids brought him back!
Me: We haven't faced the Aparoids in a long time.
Mole Man: So all these ingredients are from him?
Nico: Yep.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy hard to imagine. Many of us weren't with you all when you faced Fartor.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Right it was a little over a month before we faced Thanos.
I went over what happened in the events of Chapter 890 and it was both gross and funny.
FLASHBACK - Chapter 890
In the Jupiter Prison, we were gathered for another ran session with the most hated babysitter in the history of humanity: Icky Vicky.
Muscle Man: I heard a lot about Icky Vicky. She was the worst babysitter ever.
Mordecai: She gives all babysitters everywhere a really bad name.
Nico: You have no idea guys. Vicky is pure evil. She hates all kids everywhere and wants nothing more than to see the whole world burn.
Qin: Yeah. She's a monster.
Lola was there and she had the Mega Babies in her arms.
Lola: (Older voice) I would never want her as my babysitter. One time guys, before I got my powers, I got a psychopath as a babysitter that was wanted for busting out of prison.
Me: I remember that.
FLASHBACK
Me: (Narrating) It was before the pageant where she and Lana got their powers. Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita hired a babysitter for Lola. But what they didn't know is that he was a psychopathic criminal that busted out of prison recently. When I saw a bruise on Lola because of him, I made the scene.
Me: HEY! HANDS OFF HER! (grabs psychopath and punches him in the stomach and ties him up and gags him) Lola, it's okay. I'm here.
Lola: (hugs me as she cries) J.D.! Thank you!
Me: (hugs back) It's okay. Everything is going to be alright.
Lola: We should call the cops on him.
Me: They're already on their way here. I came prepared and I got him abusing you on tape.
Lola: You did?
Me: I sure did. After last night, when I saw you with bruises on your face, I knew something was wrong. So, with the help of Varie, the other sisters and Lincoln, we set up video cameras to catch him in the act. I'll be showing those tapes to the judge and the cops tomorrow.
Lola: (smiles) Thank you, J.D.
Me: (wipes her tears) Don't mention it. Come on, let's fix up that bruise.
Lola: Okay.
We went to the sofa in the living room and Varie was healing Lola.
Varie: Hold still, Lola. This'll sting a bit.
Lola: (flinches from the pain) Ah!
Varie: Told ya.
Me: It's gonna be all right Lola.
The rest of the family then walks into the house.
Rita: We're hom-. (sees Lola's bruise) Oh my God, Lola!
Siblings: (shocked) LOLA!
Lynn Sr.: (shocked) OH MY GOSH!
The family surrounds Lola with worried expressions of concern.
Rita: Oh, sweetheart! What happened to you?!
Me: I'll show you the tapes. Also, don't go upstairs.
Lynn Sr.: Why?
Me: (whispers into his ear)
Lynn Sr.: [goes pale] You caught him!?
Me: I sure did. He is a monster.
I showed them the tapes. What they saw was awful! They saw horrifying acts of abuse caused by the psychopath.
Lori: O-M-G! That is literally too much!
Leni: I can't believe we left Lola with someone like that!
Luna: That was a HUGE mistake!
Luan: Make that a MASSIVE mistake!
Lynn: Where is he?! I'm gonna beat him up with my baseball bat!
Me: He's already tied up Lynn and the cops are almost here.
Varie: Yep.
Lynn: Oh. Okay.
Lucy: How could let this happen?!
Lisa: Only simpletons would let it happen! [realizes, then feels uneasy] Which might've been us...
Me: It's not your fault guys. You didn't know that this would happen.
Lana: (hugs Lola) Why did I let this happen to my twin?!
Lily: (hugs Lola) Sorry Lola.
Lincoln: I still can't believe we almost lost a family member!
Rita: Oh, my poor baby! Lola, we're so sorry for not listening to you about that monster!
Lola: It's fine, Mom. Really...
Lynn Sr.: No, it's not! We never should have hired that monster!
Lana hugs her twin tighter and starts crying.
Lola: (returns the hug) It's okay, Lana. Other than this bruise, I'm fine.
Lana: (crying) But I almost lost my twin sister! Life wouldn't ever be the same without you! (cries harder)
Lola: It's okay, Lana. Thanks to J.D., it's gonna be okay.
Leni: What did he even do to him?
Me: I beat him up and tied him up.
Sirens were heard and the police arrived.
They came in.
Officer: Where is he!?
Me: Right here officers.
I went upstairs and brought the psychopath down and put him on the floor. I took his mask off.
Officer: Well I'll be. It's our old friend Kenneth Baxter, also known as the Masked Babysitter Killer. He's a psychopathic pedophile murderer that was wanted in 4 states. But he busted out of prison last month.
Me: I remember this guy. I busted him before over a year ago before I moved here to Michigan. His crimes were nothing short of ultimate evil. He killed 6 people.
Everyone gasped.
Laney: So we had an escaped serial killer babysitting Lola!?
Lola: Whoa!
Varie: I heard about this guy.
Me: Yeah. I busted him in Colorado before I moved here. His case was so high profile that they couldn't let him stay in a Colorado prison. So they decided to move him out of state to a more powerful Maximum Security Prison. And I'm not surprised that they moved him here. Here officer. (Hands him the tapes) These tapes show the abuse he inflicted on Lola.
Kenneth: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for your meddling J.D.! You will pay for this!
Me: Next time it will be death.
Officer: You deserve a big thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome Officer.
Me: (Narrating) After they took him away, they moved him to an even higher security prison facility where he was placed into Solitary Confinement. They gave him 5 more life sentences on top of the 6 life sentences plus 7,212 years he was already serving.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Lola: It was good that J.D. arrived.
Derek: Thank goodness you're all right Lola.
Buck: Yeah.
Meg (Mega Babies): But thank goodness we never have to see that monster again.
Nico: That freak has failed this universe.
Me: He sure has.
Elec Man was serving hot dogs, pizza, snacks and more to the prisoners.
Elec Man: Get you snacks here!
Me: Lets start the rant.
Nico: Lets get ready to (Fire Hair Flares Up) (Echoing) RUMBLE!
Muscle Man: Let me at her!
Icky Vicky: Muscle Man!? I heard a lot about you! Your mom is a dumb whore!
Muscle Man: Are you making fun of my mom?! You're making fun of my mom! No one makes fun of my mom!
Man Boy: Did she just make fun of your mom?
Muscle Man: Yeah, she did, bro!
Me: Oh she did not just go there!
William: Oh no, bro!
Muscle Man: I know, bro!
Snake Man: (to Icky Vicky) You're about to wish you were never born!
Me: If there's one thing that Muscle Man never likes above all others, it's someone insulting his mother.
Muscle Man: You hurt my mom's feelings! (lifts up picture) Pay her a compliment, tell her she's beautiful! TELL HER!
Icky Vicky: Uh, you're beautiful, Muscle Man's mom.
Muscle Man: Now, kiss the photo and tell her you're sorry! (holds photo to Icky Vicky's face)
Icky Vicky: Sorry. (kisses photo)
Muscle Man: Fire up the grill, Lea.
Lea: Got it memorized, Muscle Man. (Lea puts a grill on the ground, lights it ablaze with his Keyblade, and Muscle Man comes up to put the photo on the grill. Lea flips it, and then hands it to Muscle Man)
Hoot Loop: Eat this picture of Muscle Man's mom, or you'll be sorry!
Icky Vicky: Please, don't make me eat the picture!
Muscle Man: EAT IT!
Icky Vicky ate it and it was disgusting.
Me: Yuck! That would taste like puke.
We laughed.
Benson: I think I want to get a shot in.
Me: Benson are you sure?
Hound: Won't your anger destroy everything around you?
Benson: It would if I repress it for several hours. It'll be like how Elec Man did it.
Elec Man: Okay.
Manboy: This is gonna be good.
Benson walked up to Icky Vicky and he was red with anger. He fired a powerful beam of energy from his mouth and it hit Icky Vicky. It's power was massive!
BENSON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! YOU'RE A LAZY FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKING NO-GOOD FUCKING BABYSITTER AND YOU FUCKING DRIVE ME FUCKING NUTS YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO KIDS EVEN ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D FUCKING RATHER WANT TO KILL KIDS WHENEVER YOU GET THE FUCKING CHANCE! (Voice breaks a little) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LOVE SOMEONE IF YOU GOT PAID ALL THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE FUCKING WORLD, (Tears of water and blood are STREAMING and steam is blowing off his face) AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL FUCKING UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, HURTING INNOCENT PEOPLE THAN DOING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JOB!
We felt that powerful yell and everyone on Earth back at the estate heard it.
Varie: Whoa! That was loud!
Aylene C.: Benson has a nasty temper and a powerful yell.
Brawl: That's actually more colorful then how Elec Man did it.
Lana: No kidding.
Back at the prison everyone was cheering for Benson.
Me: Way to go Benson.
Manboy: That was a good show Benson.
Benson: Aw thanks guys.
Elec Man: That was a much better rant than the one I did here.
Benson: That's true.
At the Antarctica Prison, Maria and Nico were visiting John Corben, formerly Metallo in his prison cell. He actually got a good laugh out of the rants.
Maria: What'd you think, John?
John Corben: (laughing) I liked it! Never stop doing these rants!
Nico: Oh, we won't!
Back at the estate we were showing Qin our special museum of all of Mystery Inc's achievements.
Qin: Wow! So this is the museum of Mystery Inc?
Me: Yep. We built it to commemorate all the achievements of Mystery Inc.
Syd: This is so cool! I heard you all went into that awesome video game they have and saved them.
Me: We sure did Syd. That was one of our most amazing adventures.
Laney: When we got word about our friends on Mystery Inc getting zapped into Eric's game, we hooked it up to the training simulator and went into the game to help free them.
Syd: That is so cool!
Me: Yep.
We showed Syd and Qin all the monsters and villains that Mystery Inc faced on a daily basis.
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 What a Night for a Knight Black Knight Mr. Wickles
2 A Clue for Scooby Doo Ghost of Captain Cutler Captain Cutler
3 Hassle in the Castle Phantom Bluestone the Great
4 Mine Your Own Business Miner Forty-Niner Hank
5 Decoy for a Dognapper Indian Witch Doctor Buck Masters
6 What the Hex Going On? Ghost of Elias Kingston Stuart Wetherby
7 Never Ape an Ape Man Ape Man Carl
8 Foul Play in Funland Charlie Sarah Jenkins
9 The Backstage Rage Puppet master Pietro
10 Bedlam in the Big Top Ghost Clown Harry
11 A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, Werewolf and the gypsy Big Bob Oakley
12 Scooby Doo and a Mummy, Too Mummy of Anka Dr. Najib
13 Which Witch is Which? Zombie and Witch Zeke and Zeb Perkins
14 Go Away Ghost Ship Spooky Space Kook Henry Bascombe
15 Spooky Space Kook Redbeard's Ghost C.L. Magnus
16 A Night of Fright is No Delight Phantom Shadows Cosgood Creeps and Mr. Crawls
17 That's Snow Ghost Snow Ghost Mr. Greenway and Mr. Leech
18 Nowhere to Hyde Ghost of Mr. Hyde Dr. Jekyll
19 Mystery Mask Mix-Up Ghost of Zen Tuo A. Fong
20 Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright Caveman Professor Wayne
21 Jeepers, It's the Creeper Creeper Mr. Carswell
22 Haunted House Hang-Up Headless Specter and Phantom Penrod Stillwall and Asa Shanks
23 A Tiki Scare is No Fair Witch Doctor John Sims
24 Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf Werewolf Sheep rustler
25 Don't Fool with a Phantom Wax Phantom Roger Stevens
The New Scooby-Doo Movies
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "Ghastly Ghost Town" Gunslinger and Geronimo Amos Crunch and Rhino
2 "The Dynamic Scooby-Doo Affair" Hooded man Mrs. Baker
3 "Wednesday is Missing" Vulture Housekeeping couple
4 "The Frickert Fracas" Scarecrow Simon Shakey
5 "Guess Who's Knott Coming to Dinner" Captain Moody's Ghosts Captain Moody's nephews
6 "A Good Medium is Rare" Phantoms Alberto and an unnamed accomplice
7 "Sandy Duncan's Jekyll and Hyde" Various monsters Zalia Z. Fairchild
8 "The Secret of Shark Island" Shark men Milo Meekly and sea scavengers
9 "The Spooky Fog of Juneberry" Cackling Skeleton Gene Haultrey
10 "The Ghost of Bigfoot" Ghost of Bigfoot Crabtree
11 "The Ghost of the Red Baron" Ghost of the Red Baron Mr. Siegfried
12 "The Ghostly Creep from the Deep" Redbeard's Ghost Oil pirates
13 "The Haunted Horseman of Hagglethorn Hall" Haunted Horseman and Moat Monster Duke of Strathmore and Cyrus Wheatley
14 "The Phantom of the Country Music Hall" Viking Mannequin and Davy Crockett Mannequin Ben Bing and Bertha
15 "The Caped Crusader Caper" Dryad and Troll Joker and Penguin
16 "The Lochness Mess" Ghost of Paul Revere, Minuteman Ghost and Redcoat Ghost Morgan, Winslow and Selby
17 "The Mystery of Haunted Island" Hooded Ghosts The owner, coach and trainer of the Scorpions
18 "The Haunted Showboat" Ghost of Captain Scavenger and Injun Joe Jack Canna and an unnamed partner
19 "Mystery in Persia" Jadal Abdullah
20 "The Spirit Spooked Sports Show" Fireball McPhan Jesse Finster and Mr. Griffith's twin brother
21 "The Exterminator" Various monsters Lorne Chumley and Otto
22 "The Weird Winds of Winona" Windmakers P.J. Peabody and two unnamed partners
23 "The Haunted Candy Factory" Green Globs Mr. Crink and Sterling Smith
24 "Scooby-Doo Meets Dick Van Dyke" Ghostly strongman Masked Marvel
The Scooby-Doo Show
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "High Rise Hair Raiser" Netty Crabbe and Specter of Ebenezer Crabbe Jim Rivets and Red Sparks
2 "The Fiesta Host is an Aztec Ghost" Ghost of King Katazuma and Aztec statue Professor Stonehack and Elina Stonehack
3 "The Gruesome Game of the Gator Ghoul" Gator Ghoul Alice Dovely
4 "Watt a Shocking Ghost" 10,000 Volt Ghost Mr. Voltner (10,000 Volt Ghost) and Mayor Dudley
5 "The Headless Horseman of Halloween" Headless Horseman Elwood Crane
6 "Scared a Lot in Camelot" Ghost of Merlin and Black Knight Zarko and an unnamed henchman
7 "The Harum-Scarum Sanitarium" Ghost of Dr. Coffin Officer Oldfield
8 "The No-Face Zombie Chase Case" No-Face Zombie and Gorilla Mr. Dilly
9 "Mamba Wamba and the Voodoo Hoodoo" Mamba Wamba, Mamba Zombie and Zombie Lila Roger, an unnamed henchman and Lila
10 "A Frightened Hound Meets Demons Underground" Demon Sam Crenshaw
11 "A Bum Steer for Scooby" Tamuka the Ghost Bull, Medicine Man Ghost and Talking Bull A helicopter, Lenny and Sam Farren
12 "There's a Demon Shark in the Foggy Dark" Demon Shark Mr. Wells
13 "Scooby-Doo, Where's the Crew?" Captain Pescado, Octopus Monster and Kelp Monster Mr. Carp, Mr. McGil and Mr. McFinn
14 "The Ghost That Sacked the Quarterback" Rambling Ghost Buck Bender
15 "The Ghost of the Bad Humor Man" Vanilla Technicolor Phantom, Chocolate Technicolor Phantom and Strawberry Technicolor Phantom Sammy the Shrimp and two unnamed henchmen
16 "The Spirits of '76" Ghost of Benedict Arnold, Ghost of William Demont and Ghost of Major Andre Mr. Clive, Mr. Wilit and an unnamed henchman
17 "The Curse of the Viking Lake" Viking Ghosts Mr. Hansen and two missing geologists
18 "Vampire Bats and Scaredy Cats" Gramps the Vamp Leon Vanaugh
19 "Hang in There, Scooby-Doo" Pterodactyl Ghost Johnny and Mr. Bohannon
20 "The Chiller Diller Movie Thriller" Ghost of Milo Booth Jim Moss
21 "The Spooky Case of the Grand Prix Race" Phantom Racer Ken Rogers
22 "The Ozark Witch Switch" Ghost of Witch McCoy and Zombie Aggie Wilkins and Zeke Harkins, respectively.
23 "Creepy Cruise" Futuristic monster Mr. Grady and Prof. Von Klamp
24 "The Creepy Heap from the Deep" Creepy Heap from the Deep and soulless Captain Clements Bank robber and Captain Clements
25 "Watch Out! The Willawaw!" Willawaw and Owlmen Grey Fox and two unamed henchman
26 "A Creepy Tangle in the Bermuda Triangle" Skeleton Men Dr. Grimsley and two unnamed henchmen
27 "A Scary Night with a Snow Beast Fright" Snow Beast Baptiste
28 "To Switch a Witch" Ghost Witch of Old Salem Arlene Wilcox's twin sister
29 "The Tar Monster" Tar Monster Mr. Stoner
30 "A Highland Fling with a Monstrous Thing" Ghost of Finnyan McDuff and Loch Ness Monster Jamie Craigmore
31 "The Creepy Case of Old Iron Face" Old Iron Face Mama Mione
32 "Jeepers, It's the Jaguaro!" Jaguaro Barney
33 "Make a Beeline Away from that Feline" Feline Creature Dr. Bell
34 "The Creepy Creature of Vulture's Claw" Mantis Professor Greer
35 "The Diabolical Disc Demon" Phantom Ace Decade
36 "Scooby's Chinese Fortune Kooky Caper" Moon Monster Chin Wong Sing
37 "A Menace in Venice" Ghostly Gondoleer Mario
38 "Don't Go Near the Fortress of Fear" Ghost of Juan Carlos Captain Eddy
39 "The Warlock of Wimbledon" Anthos Nick Thomas (Anthos) and John Thomas
40 "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake" Beast of Bottomless Lake Julie
Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo (first series)
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "The Scarab Lives!" Blue Scarab Howard Gruger
2 "The Night Ghoul of Wonderworld" Night Ghoul Mr. Marino
3 "Strange Encounters of a Scooby Kind" Alien Tessie
4 "The Neon Phantom of the Roller Disco!" Neon Phantom Mr. Walker
5 "Shiver and Shake, That Demon's a Snake" Snake Demon First Mate Defarge
6 "The Scary Sky Skeleton" Sky Skeleton Eddie Drake
7 "The Demon of the Dugout" Dragon Beast Mr. Husai
8 "The Hairy Scare of the Devil Bear" Devil Bear Chuck Hunt
9 "Twenty Thousand Screams Under the Sea" Sea Beast of the Aztecs Tiger Morris
10 "I Left My Neck in San Francisco" Lady Vampire of the Bay Lefty Callahan
11 "When You Wish Upon a Star Creature" Star Creature Mr. Greenfield
12 "The Ghoul, the Bat and the Ugly" Shadow Creature Brandon Davies
13 "Rocky Mountain Yiiiii!" Jeremiah Pratt Will Henry Pratt
14 "The Sorcerer's a Menace" The Great Haldane Morgan the Magician
15 "Lock the Door, It's a Minotaur!" Minotaur Nick Papas
16 "The Ransom of Scooby Chief" N/A Carl and Tony
Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo (second series)
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1a A Close Encounter with a Strange Kind N/A Aliens
1b A Fit Night Out for Bats Sylvester N/A
1c The Chinese Food Factory N/A Chinese Food Factory burglar
2a Scooby's Desert Dilemma N/A Arabian magician
2b The Old Cat and Mouse Game Cat man Cat man's Siamese cat
2c Stow-Aways N/A Sailor and Shark
3a Mummy's the Word Mummy N/A
3b Hang in There, Scooby-Doo N/A Vulture
3c Stuntman Scooby Bing Bong the Monster N/A
4a Scooby's Three Ding-a-Ling Circus N/A Boss
4b Scooby's Fantastic Island N/A Caveman
4c Long John Scrappy N/A Pirate
5a Scooby's Bull Fright N/A Bull
5b Scooby Ghosts West Invisible ghosts Innkeeper
5c A Bungle in the Jungle N/A Nazrat of the Jungle, Lion, Pythor and Trumpo
6a Scooby's Fun Zone N/A Killer Krunch
6b Swamp Witch Globby Swamp witch
6c Sir Scooby and the Black Knight N/A Knight
7a Waxworld N/A Wax master
7b Scooby in Wonderland Evil trees, Caterpillar and Cheshire Cat Queen of Hearts
7c Scrappy's Birthday N/A Orderly
8a South Seas Scare Lava Monster N/A
8b Scooby's Swiss Miss N/A Bulldog and Bear
8c Alaskan King Coward Alaskan monster N/A
9a Et Tu, Scoob? N/A Emperor, Lion and Rocky Maximus
9b Soggy Bog Scooby Swamp monster N/A
9c Scooby Gumbo N/A Chef
10a Way Out Scooby N/A N/A
10b Strongman Scooby N/A Bulldog
10c Moonlight Madness Shaggy Rogers (werewolf) Adolf
11a Dog Tag Scooby N/A Sergeant
11b Scooby at the Center of the World Rock Monster Giant Bat
11c Scooby's Trip to Ahz Flying monkey Wicked Witch of the North by Southeast
12a A Fright at the Opera N/A Phantom of the Sewers
12b Robot Ranch Rawhide Red Robot Master
12c Surprised Spies N/A Enemy spy
13a The Invasion of the Scooby Snatchers Alien and Alien pod clones N/A
13b Scooby Dooby Guru N/A Taj Mahal guard, Elephant and Tiger
13c Scooby and the Bandit N/A Bandit and Wilbur
14a Scooby-Nocchio N/A Pleasure Island man
14b Lighthouse Keeper Scooby Pirate N/A
14c Scooby's Roots Sheet ghost Great-Grandpa Scooby
15a Scooby's Escape from Atlantis Centaur N/A
15b Excalibur Scooby N/A Merlin and Jasper
15c Scooby Saves the World Alien N/A
16a Scooby Dooby Goo N/A N/A
16b Rickshaw Scooby Dragon N/A
16c Scooby's Luck of the Irish Pat O'Wiley N/A
17a Backstage Scooby N/A Marvo the Magician
17b Scooby's House of Mystery N/A Madame Olga and Madame Olga's raven
17c Sweet Dreams Scooby N/A Red Baron and T-Rex
18a Scooby-Doo 2000 N/A Toy gorilla
18b Punk Rock Scooby Plutonian N/A
18c Canine to Five N/A Werner Wolf
19a Hard Hat Scooby Vampire foreman N/A
19b Hothouse Scooby Gardener (Hothouse Scooby) and Carnivorous plants N/A
19c Pigskin Scooby N/A Monrovia Monsters
20a Sopwith Scooby N/A Baron Lundwaft
20b Tenderbigfoot Bigfoot N/A
20c Scooby and the Beanstalk Giant N/A
21a Maltese Mackerel N/A Big thug and Small thug
21b Dumb Waiter Caper N/A Bruiser, Bugsy Burton and Gangsters
22a Movie Monster Menace N/A Mrs. Higgins, Catfish Burglar and Catfish Burglar accomplice
22b Movie Monster Menace Gargoyle, Medusa, Sea Creature, Octopus monster and Bigfoot Von Scareheim, Cameraman, Teenage boy 1, Teenage boy 2, Teenage boy 3, Teenage girl and Teenage girl 2
23a Super Teen Shaggy N/A Rocko and Rocko's friends
23b Basketball Bumblers N/A Slam Dunkers, Slam Dunkers captain and Big Ed
24a Beauty Contest Caper Bruno Ms. Bugravia
24b Stake-out at the Take-out N/A Hamburger Haven owner, Otto and Ivan
25a Who's Scooby-Doo? N/A Tank and Squeak
25b Double Trouble Date N/A Moose
26a Cable Car Caper N/A Vendetta and Bruno
26b Muscle Trouble N/A Muscles Malone and Brutus
27a Comic Book Caper Slime Boy Mr. Morley
27b Misfortune Teller N/A Arby
28a A Gem of a Case N/A Fingers Malone
28b From Bad to Curse N/A Michelos
29a Disappearing Car Caper N/A Pistons McGee and Rat
29b Scooby-Doo and Genie-Poo Jasmine and Genie-Poo N/A
30a Close Encounter of the Worst Kind Alien scavenger hunters N/A
30b Captain Canine Caper N/A Johnathan Johnson and Dognapper (Captain Canine Caper
31a The Incredible Cat Lady Caper N/A Cat Lady, Lion, Panther and Alley cats
31b Picnic Poopers N/A Buster and Bull
32a One Million Years Before Lunch N/A Wonga and Pterodactyl
32b Where's the Werewolf Scooby-Doo Lance and Bulldog
33a Hoedown Showdown N/A Buuba McGurk, Ezek McGurk and Bubba McGurk's short brother
33b Snow Job Too Small Abominable Snowman Cousin Sherwood
Scrappy & Yabba-Doo
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 Yabba's Rustle Hustle N/A Chief and Jink
2 Mine Your Own Business N/A Balton brother (brown hair) and Balton brother (red hair)
3 Tragic Magic N/A Mysto and Grimes
4 Runaway Scrappy N/A Pete and Pete's partner
5 Slippery Dan the Escape Man N/A Slippery Dan
6 Low-Down Showdown N/A Big Bad Bucko
7 Vild Vest Vampire Count Zarko N/A
8 Tumbleweed Derby N/A Slade and Snooky
9 Law & Disorder N/A Bart and Tiny
10 Alien Schmalien N/A Dr Bleek and Hugo
11 Go East, Young Pardner N/A Phantom Jewel thief
12 Up a Crazy River N/A Female river pirate, Salty and Flint
13 Bride and Gloom N/A Horrible Homer
The New Scooby and Scrappy Doo Show
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1a "Scooby the Barbarian" Olaf the Terrible and Viking pirates Professor Busby as the Olaf the Terrible
1b "No Sharking Zone" Seaweed Monster and Great White Shark Cowabunga Carlyle as the Seaweed Monster
2a "Scoobygeist" Real haunts N/A
2b "The Quagmire Quake Caper" Mud Monster Quanto
3a "Hound of the Scoobyvilles" Hound of the Barkervilles Bentley
3b "The Dinosaur Deception" Dinosaur Dr. LaRue
4a "The Creature Came from Chem Lab" Creature from Chem Lab Toby Wallace
4b "No Thanks, Masked Manx" Masked Manx Milo Damp
5a "Scooby-Doo and Cyclops, Too" Zombies Mr. Cyclops and Ivan
5b "Scooby of the Jungle" Randar the Ape Man Randal Bakko
6a "Scooby Roo" Neanderthal Monster of Devil's Rock Darcy
6b "Scooby's Gold Medal Gambit" Chameleon Chairman Lewis
7a "Wizards and Warlocks" Tower Wizard and Yadzruck N/A
7b "Scoobsie" Phantom of the Soaps Danny Divine
8a "The Mark of Scooby" N/A "All a dream" ending
8b "The Crazy Carnival Caper" Clown Jerry
9a "Scooby and the Minotaur" Minotaur Mr. Kronos
9b "Scooby Pinch Hits" Ghost of Casey O'Reilly Reggie Rungout
10a "The Fall Dog" Gremlin Mickey Hack
10b "The Scooby Coupe" Specter of Sports Cars Crocker Pitt
11a "Who's Minding the Monster?" Real monsters N/A
11b "Scooby ala Mode" Ghost of Chef Maras Chef Gustav
12 "Where's Scooby-Doo?" Mummy Female spy
13 "Wedding Bell Boos!" Ghost of McBaggy Rogers Alex Anders
The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "Happy Birthday, Scooby-Doo" Red Skull Stuyvesant
2a "Scooby's Peep-Hole Pandemonium" Maid Mummy Orson Kane
2b "The Hand of Horror" Helping Hand Ratfield
3a "Scoo-Be or Not Scoo-Be?" Sea Demons Rosey Crans and Gilly Stern
3b "The Stoney Glare Stare" Cyclops Professor Mikos
4a "Mission: Un-Doo-Able" Mastermind Cecil
4b "The Bee Team" Giant bees Harley Finster and five unnamed accomplices
5a "Doom Service" Ebenezer Overview Mrs. Van Loon
5b "A Code in the Nose" Codefinger Major Berch
6 "Ghosts of the Ancient Astronauts" Zombies Harriet Mullins and her associate
7a "The Night of the Living Toys" Evil Elf Katerina Kobald
7b "South Pole Vault" Mad Sea Lion Dr. Carlin
8 "A Halloween Hassle at Dracula's Castle" Ghost of Dr. Van Helsing Igor
9 "A Night Louse at the White House" Ghost of George Washington and Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Ambassador of Klopstokia and his wife
10a "Showboat Scooby" Ghost of Colonel Beauregard Pops Baloney
10b "The 'Dooby Dooby Doo' Ado" N/A Laser band thief
11 "Sherlock Doo" Ghost of Sherlock Holmes Mr. Stapleton
12a "A Scarey Duel with a Cartoon Ghoul" Monster Mutt Dimwittie
12b "E*I*E*I*O" Monster Mouse Parker
13 "The Nutcracker Scoob" Ghost of Christmas Never Nanette Musette
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "A Bicycle Built for Boo!" Ghost Mr. Conrad
2 "The Sludge Monster from the Earth's Core" Sludge Monster from the Earth's Core Mr. Buckston
3 "Wanted Cheddar Alive" Cheese Monster Larry P. Acme
4 "The Schnook Who Took My Comic Book" Dr. Croaker Wendel McWendel
5 "For Letter or Worse" Ghost of Al Cabone Prestina
6 "The Babysitter from Beyond" Boogedy Bones Manny the Mauler and Molly the Moll
7 "Snow Place Like Home" Ice Demon Mr. Forester
8 "Now Museum, Now You Don't" Samurai Ghost Mr. Dayton
9 "Scooby Dude" Headless Skateboarder Al
10 "Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner" BooBeard Jack
11 "The Story Stick" Totem Monster Mr. Ryan
12 "Robopup" Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash Mr. Gordon
13 "Lights...Camera...Monster" Stinkweed Vincent Thorne
14 "Curse of the Collar" Ghost of Buster McMuttMauler Mr. Trixenstuff
15 "The Return of Commander Cool" Alien Barbara Simone
16 "The Spirit of Rock'n Roll" Ghost of Purvis Parker Mr. Dilton
17 "Chickenstein Lives" Chickenstein Casmer Codwaller
18 "Night of the Living Burger" Burger Monster Skippy Johnson
19 "The Computer Walks Among Us" Dinkley 2000 Bruce Wormsley
20 "Dog Gone Scooby" N/A Paula P. Casso
21 "Terror, Thy Name is Zombo" Ghost of Zombo Joey Jipner
22 "Night of the Boogey Biker" Boogey Biker Red Herring
23 "Dawn of the Spooky Shuttle Scare" Astronaut Ghost Simon Simonson
24 "Horror of the Haunted Hairpiece" Bigwig Crusty Baker
25 "Wrestle Maniacs" The Hooded Heifer Herbert Blaum
26 "Mayhem of the Moving Mollusk" Moving Mollusk Lester Leonard
27 "The Were-Doo of Doo Manor" Nasty-Doo Professor Digmi
28 "Catcher on the Sly" N/A Buster McMuttMauler
29 "The Ghost of Mrs. Shusham" Ghost of Mrs. Shusham Bernice Binder
30 "The Wrath of Waitro" N/A Waitro
What's New, Scooby-Doo?
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 "There's No Creature Like Snow Creature" Snow Creature Avalanche Anderson
2 "3-D Struction" Dinosaur Spirit Luis Cepeda and Heather Lane
3 "Space Ape at the Cape" Space Ape Janet Lawrence
4 "Big Scare in the Big Easy" Leland Brothers Crawdad Mike and his bus driver
5 "It's Mean, It's Green, It's the Mystery Machine" Mystery Machine Susan Dinwiddie
6 "Riva Ras Regas" Ghost of Rufus Raucous Phylidia Flanders
7 "Roller Ghoster Ride" Roller Ghoster Terry
8 "Safari, So Goodi!" Jungle demons Henry and Honey Hunsecker
9 "She Sees a Sea Monster by the Seashore" Motoshondu Crunchy Granville
10 "A Scooby-Doo! Christmas" Headless Snowman Prof. William Higginson
11 "Toy Scary Boo" Spaceman Swinton, Annabel Action Figure, and other moving toys Walter Claphammer
12 "Lights! Camera! Mayhem!" Faceless Phantom Vincent Wong
13 "Pompeii and Circumstance" Zombie Gladiator Ugo DiRinaldi
14 "The Unnatural" Baseball Specter Bob Taylor
15 "Big Appetite in Little Tokyo" 30 Foot Shaggy Professor Pomfrit
16 "Mummy Scares Best" Mummy of Pharaoh Scamses Qasl Al-Famir and Madamoiselle Chantal
17 "The Fast and the Wormious" Gusano Grande Gibby Norton
18 "High-Tech House of Horrors" House of the future and Jeeves Shari
19 "The Vampire Strikes Back" Vampire Steve and Stu Fortescu
20 "A Scooby-Doo Halloween" Scarecrow Robots Marcy
21 "Homeward Hound" Cat Creature Meadow
22 "The San Franpsycho" San Franpsycho Rutie Banez
23 "Recipe for Disaster" Scooby Snack Monster Penelope Bailey
24 "Large Dragon at Large" Glasburgh Dragon Jamison Steven Ripley
25 "Simple Plan and the Invisible Madman" Invisible Madman Zeke Zillion, Jack Hunter, Eve De La Faye and Gibby Norton
26 "Uncle Scooby and Antarctica" Fish creature Monroe Hopper
27 "New Mexico, Old Monster" Wakumi Henry Thornwald
28 "It's All Greek to Scooby-Doo" Centaur Susie Smythe
29 "Fright House of a Lighthouse" Creepy Keeper Verona Dempsey
30 "Go West, Young Scoob" Cold Steel Gibby Norton and John Lawman
31 "A Scooby-Doo Valentine" Mystery Inc. evil clones J.C. Chasez and four Hollywood extras
32 "Wrestle Maniacs" Titanic Twist Connie and Curt Crunch
33 "Ready to Scare" Gargoyle Danica LeBlake
34 "Farmed & Dangerous" Demon Farmer Neville Poppenbacher
35 "Diamonds Are a Ghoul's Best Friend" Frozen Fiend Galina Korzhakov
36 "A Terrifying Round With A Menacing Metallic Clown" Menacing Metallic Clown Smith Snipper
37 "Camp Comeoniwannascareya" Toxic Terror Grey
38 "Block-Long Hong Kong Terror" Dragon Wu and his helpers
39 "Gentlemen, Start Your Monsters!" Skeleton Driver Cindy and Jimmy
40 "Gold Paw" Gold Monster Drill Sergeant Payne
41 "Reef Grief!" Coral Creature Spencer Johnson and Coral Creature
42 "E-Scream" Osomons Laslow Ostwald
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 Beware the Beast from Below Slime Mutant Prof. Emmanuel Raffalo
2 The Creeping Creatures Creeping Creatures Grady, Greta and Gunther Gator
3 The Secret of the Ghost Rig Ghost Truck Rung Ladderton/Ghost Trucker
4 Revenge of the Man Crab Man-Crab Bud Shelton
5 The Song of Mystery Que Horrifico Mary Anne Gleardan
6 The Legend of Alice May Ghost Of Alice May Alice May
7 In Fear of the Phantom Phantom Daniel Prezette
8 The Grasp of the Gnome Gnome Gill Littlefoot
9 Battle of the Humungonauts Red and Green Humungonauts Max and Jax Minner
10 Howl of the Fright Hound Fright Hound Mrs. Wyatt
11 The Secret Serum Vampire Sheila Altoonian
12 The Shrieking Madness Char Gar Gothakon Howard E. Roberts
13 When the Cicada Calls Cicada Creature Grandma Moonbeam
14 Mystery Solvers Club State Finals Lord Infernicus Jonathan Wellington Muddlemore
15 The Wild Brood Shadowy Orc Maxwell
16 Where Walks Aphrodite Aphrodite Amanda Smythe
17 Escape from Mystery Manor "Demented speaker" Danny Darrow
18 The Dragon's Secret White Wizard Mr. Wang and Mai Le
19 Nightfright Nightfright Argus Fentonpoof
20 The Siren's Song Fish Freaks Ernesto and his fellow activists
21 Menace of the Manticore Manticore Hot Dog Water
22 Attack of the Headless Horror Headless Horror Marion Spartan
23 A Haunting in Crystal Cove Shadowy Figure Professor Pericles
24 Dead Justice Ghost of Dead Justice Deputy Bucky
25 Pawn of Shadows Obliteratrix Alice May
26 All Fear the Freak Freak of Crystal Cove Fred Jones, Sr.
27 The Night the Clown Cried Crybaby Clown N/A
28 The House of the Nightmare Witch Baba Yaga Curator Vronsky
29 The Night the Clown Cried II - Tears of Doom! Crybaby Clown Baylor Hotner
30 Web of the Dreamweaver! Dreamweaver Horbert Feist
31 The Hodag of Horror Hodag of Horror Roberto, the trained pet monkey of Ned Fussbuster
32 Art of Darkness! Junk Butch Firbanks
33 The Gathering Gloom Graveyard Ghoul Evallo von Meanskrieg
34 Night on Haunted Mountain Dark Lilith Hot Dog Water
35 Grim Judgment Hebediah Grim Gary and Ethan
36 Night Terrors Fiend Dan Fluunk
37 The Midnight Zone Kriegstaffebots Operated by Professor Pericles
38 Scarebear Scarebear Benson Fuhrman
39 Wrath of the Krampus Krampus Charlie the Haunted Robot, remote-controlled by Jason Wyatt for Mystery Inc.
40 Heart of Evil Dragon Jenny Zin
41 Theater of Doom Mummy of Friar Serra George Avocados
42 Aliens Among Us Grey (Alien), Reptoid and Nordic Alien Traveler O'Flaherty, Connor O'Flaherty and Sheela O'Flaherty
43 The Horrible Herd (episode) Horrible Herd Controlled by Professor Pericles
44 Dance of the Undead Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics (zombies) Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics
45 The Devouring Gluten Demon Francilee Jackson
46 Stand and Deliver Dandy Highwayman Librarian (Stand and Deliver)
47 The Man in the Mirror Fake Fred (Brad Chiles) and Old Daphne (Judy Reeves) Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves
48 Nightmare in Red Monstrous Freak Fernando El Aguirre
49 Dark Night of the Hunters Priestess Enrique Andelusossa
50 Gates of Gloom Kriegstaffebot Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves and Professor Pericles
51 Through the Curtain Kriegstaffebot and Evil Entity Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves, Professor Pericles
52 Come Undone Kriegstaffebot Evil Entity, Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves and Professor Pericles
Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
# Episode title Monsters Villains
1 Mystery 101 Ghost of Elias Kingston Mitchell Simons, Joe Simons
2 Game of Chicken Spirit of the Zatari Warrior Chuck Mangum
3 All Paws on Deck Sea Creature Thorn and Dahila
4 Poodle Justice Gargoyle Carli
5 Grand Scam Ghost of Chip Braverton Dustin Wallswreath
6 Trading Chases Sobek Professor Salasar
7 Be Quiet Scooby-Doo! Crystal Crawler Colson McCready
8 Party Like It's 1899 Headless Count Bradwick Haverall
9 Screama Donna Ghost of the Prima Donna Jasper Crawl
10 Kitchen Frightmare Yeti Jeff Howard
11 Me, Myself, and A.I. Butler 3000 Mallory O'Neill
12 Area 51 Adjacent Alien General Stall
13 Where There's a Will, There's a Wraith Phantom Ruby and Trudy Lutz
14 Scary Christmas Pterodactyl David and Alistair Leventhal
15 If You Can't Scooby-Doo the Time, Don't Scooby-Doo the Crime Ghost of Stealin' Stan Wayne Bowman
16 Gremlin on a Plane Gremlin Ed Johnson
17 Sorcerer Snacks Scare Sorcerer Piero
18 Saga of the Swamp Beast Swamp monster Dwayne and Gentleman Bandit
19 Be Cold, Scooby-Doo! Snow monster Heidi Ho Swift
20 Giant Problems Giant Colin McQuaid
21 Eating Crow Scarecrows Jonathan and Old Tom
22 I Scooby Dooby Do Ghost of the Cliff Bride Kimmy's mother and Nate's mother
23 El Bandito Spirit of El Bandito Gustavo
24 Into the Mouth of Madcap Madcap the Killer Clown Oopsy
25 The Norse Case Scenario Viking ghosts Ranger Mark, Donald and Edith
26 The People vs. Fred Jones Toxic Mutant Dayton Knight
27 Some Fred Time Dorsal Foot Bellington and Charlie Potts
28 There Wolf Werewolf Miguel
29 Renn Scare Jester Harvey
30 How to Train Your Coward Vampire Sheriff Boon and Paco
31 Worst in Show Houndbeast Doby and Estelle Brady
32 Mysteries on the Disorient Express Grim Reaper, Mummy, Tengu, Tarasque, Tzitzimitl, Haniver, Manticore and Hemogoblin Tobar Jacobs, Ichi Lee and Unnamed spies
33 Halloween Baba Yaga Mrs. Clune and Mr. Clune
34 The Curse of Kaniaku Kaniaku Mr. Kagawa
35 Vote Velma Ghost of Amos Littlefield Violet Oberon
36 Scroogey Doo Ghost of Jacob Marley, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present and Ghost of Christmas Future Dr. Buggly
37 In Space Space Kook Officer Soung
38 Doo Not Disturb Ghost of Mother Josh Stanley
39 Silver Scream Ghost of Archie Barnes Lori Logan
40 Fright of Hand Mutant Rabbit Saul Twinkelshine and Greg Twinkelshine
41 Greece is the Word Arachne Aeslop and Prince Shlemielius
42 American Goth Plant Monster Dorbin
43 Omelettes Are Forever Minus Dillingsley
44 Ghost in the Mystery Machine Mystery Machince Dr. Blum, Lori Walsh and Rose
45 Naughty or Ice Ice Man Ms. Anja
46 Night of the Upsetting Shorts Ape Man Grammy Rogers
47 Junkyard Dogs Trash Monster Officer Mike
48 Protein Titans 2 Ghost Chef Zara
49 World of Witchcraft Demon of Salem Carl Baker and Mrs. Baker
50(a) Pizza O'Possum's Pizza O'Possum Lydia
50(b) The Curse of Half-Beard's Booty Half-Beard's Ghost Dr. Cutler, Karen and Oft-Injured Willy
51 Professor Huh? Part 1 Professor Huh? Donald Jones
52 Professor Huh? Part 6 3/4 N/A Rose
# Film title Monsters Villains
1 Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island Werecats, Zombies Moat Monster, Vampire bat creature, Hooded skeletal ghost, Zombie riverboat captain and Lobster-man Simone Lenoir, Lena Dupree, Jacques, Mr. Beeman and Swami
2 Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost Babylonian mummies, Witch's Ghost, Sarah Ravencroft, Pumpkin monsters, Enormous turkey and Evil tree Ben Ravencroft, Perkins, Griswald, Security guard 1, Security guard 2, Mayor Corey, Jack, Willard and Molly Parken
3 Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders Aliens SALF, Max, Steve, Laura, Fake MP's
4 Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase Phantom Virus Bill McLemore
5 Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Vampire Yowie Yahoo and Yowie Yahoo's minions Wildwind, Dark Skull, Russell, Stormy Weathers, Harry, Lightning Strikes, Barry
6 Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico Chupacabra, Quetzalcoatl, Ghost of Señor Otero and Skeleton man Charlene, Museum guide and Paco and Mr. Smiley
7 Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster Colin Haggart, Angus Haggart, Fiona Pembrooke, Mcintyre and Mcintyre's henchmen
8 Aloha, Scooby-Doo! Wiki-Tiki and Tiny Tikis Snookie Waeawa and Manu Tuiama
9 Scooby-Doo! in Where's My Mummy? Ghost of Cleopatra, Army of the undead and Spirit of the Sand Amelia von Butch, Natasha, Campbell, Amelia's other associates, Hotep and Armin Granger
10 Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! Captain Skunkbeard, Woodenleg Wally, Sea Salt Sally and Captain Skunkbeard's miscellanous crew Biff Wellington and Mr. Mysterio
11 Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! Abominable Snowman Minga Sherpa and Professor Jeffries
12 Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King Glob, Glum, Jack O'Lantern, Headless Horseman, Headless Horseman's horse, Goblin King and Monstrous Machine Amazing Krudsky
13 Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword Black Samurai, Ghost of the Black Samurai and Green Dragon Miss Mirimoto, Sojo, Robot ninjas and Muramasa
14 Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo Banshee and Gryphon Marlon Merlin
15 Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare Woodsman, Fishman and Specter of Shadow Canyon Ranger Knudsen, Babyface Boretti as Deacon
16 Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur Phantosaur, Velociraptors and Fiery Phantosaur Ms. Deitch, Mr. Babbit, Professor Svankmajer, Winsor and Grad students
17 Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire Lord Valdronya Vincent Van Helsing, Fangenschanz and Bram
18 Big Top Scooby-Doo! Werewolf (Big Top Scooby-Doo!) Whitney Doubleday and Archambault
19 Scooby-Doo! Mask of the Blue Falcon Manic Minotaur of Manesly Manor, Mr. Hyde and Hideous Hyde Hound Horten McGuggenheim and Jack Rabble
20 Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright Phantom Lance Damon, Barb Damon, Chrissy Damon, Mel Richmond, Dewey Ottoman and Brick Pimiento
21 Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery Ghost Bear Cookie
22 Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy Frankencreep and Ghost of the Baron Cuthbert Crawley, Cuthbert Crawls, Inspector Krunch, Mrs. Vanders, Mama Mione, Gypsy, Lila, Mr. Burger and C.L. Magnus
23 Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness Alien Shannon Lucas
24 Scooby-Doo! and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery Crimson Witch and Destroyer Delilah Domino
25 Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Inferno Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
26 Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown Ghost of Dapper Jack Rogers Kyle and Rafe
27 Scooby-Doo! & Batman: The Brave and the Bold Crimson Cloak Ridler and Clayface
28 Scooby-Doo! and the Gourmet Ghost Red Ghost Henry Metcalf as Bradley Bass
29 Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost Asmodeus Mortifer Quinch
DTV shorts
# Short title Monsters Villains
1 Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games Mascot Menace and Fortius Dean Richard and Jack Riggins
2 Scooby-Doo! Haunted Holidays Sinister Snowman Fabian Menkle
3 Scooby-Doo! and the Spooky Scarecrow Cornfield Clem Abner
4 Scooby-Doo! Mecha Mutt Menace Mecha Mutt Melanie Staples
5 Scooby-Doo! Ghastly Goals! Eshu Reynaldo
6 Scooby-Doo! and the Beach Beastie Sea Monster Grafton Brownstone
TV specials and telefilms
# Film title Monsters Villains
1 Scooby Goes Hollywood Crab Creature of Creepy Crag Jesse Rotten
2 Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers Beauregard's Ghost, Headless Horseman, Skull Ghost and Floating skeleton T.J. Buzby, Farquard, Billy-Bob Scroggins and Bear
3 Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School Mirror Monster and Well-Dweller Revolta and Grim Creeper
4 Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf Wolfgong, Frankenstein, Repulsa, Witch Sisters, Mummy, Bonejangles, Swamp Thing, Vanna Pira, Mr. Snyde, Dr. Jackyll, Dragonfly, Web Man, Schlockness Monster, Genghis Kong and Man-eating plant Count Dracula Brunch and Crunch
5 Arabian Nights N/A Royal guard 1 and Royal guard 2
Syd: Wow! There's so many monsters they faced!
Qin: We saw some of them with Scooby Doo and the gang and they were awesome!
Me: And take a look at this.
I showed them a bunch of mugshots of all the criminals that were behind the mask of all the monsters we faced. Below them was the information of their crimes and the sentences they got.
Syd: Wow! Look at all the bad guys they busted.
Me: Yep. And they all nearly killed my friends in order to get revenge. Me and Lori found out that there was a massive plot for all the villains to get revenge on all of Mystery Inc. I reported the Scooby Doo Revenge Social Network to the FBI and the United States Department of Defense and the Federal Communications Commission. I told them about it and they seized the website. But in doing so, the United States Attorney General extended all the prison sentences of all the villains that were busted to Life Without Parole.
Syd: Wow! They deserve it. That's attempted murder.
Qin: Just what I was thinking.
Me: Yep. They deserve to spend the rest of their worthless lives behind bars.
Then the alarm sounded.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer in the living room. We looked up what was going on and we saw that the evil gross toilet humor fart villain Fartor was out to cause problems! He was an ugly guy.
Me: Fartor? I never heard of this guy.
Lincoln: What does it say about him?
Me: Lets see.
I pulled up his information and what it showed me was awful.
Fartor (voiced by Sean Cullen) - Fifteen years ago, he was just an ordinary kid named Larry. That was until his older brother Gary tortured him by stuffing his brother under the bedsheets and farting in there. During those fifteen years, he became adapted to breathing the gases in farts. Like a fish is out of the water, clean air is toxic for him, so he breathes toxic gases in a dome that he wears on his body. Fartor wants revenge on his older brother Gary. He was last seen stranded on the moon in the episode 'The Fart Side Of The Moon' where he had tried so hard to ensure that his meteor would hit earth ensuring that the Earth's air would be full of methane gas (CH4) and other substances in which it is habitable for him. Like any other villain, his plan had failed as the stowaway director had eaten too many beans and released his nuclear gas, Therefore, redirecting the meteor to hit the moon. Fartor is seen to be happy in the moon, though being alone.
Me: This is sick! Because of his brother he needs to live on farts in order to survive.
Teresa: Why don't we introduce Fartor to Lori and Lynn's farts?
Lori: I do not fart! It's my shoe!
Me: Lori, now is not the time for your bouts of denial. Your farts to him would be too poisonous for him and Lynn's Dutch Ovens are terrible.
Lincoln: But why would his brother do that to him?
Me: He was a total jerk.
Nico: That really makes me mad! I'm an older brother myself, but even I would never be that cruel to my siblings.
Me: Me neither. My sister is not like that.
Laney: Thank goodness. We should give this guy a mercy killing. Wait a second. I remember this guy. He's one of the enemies of a major ultra secret organization called Grossology.
Me: I've heard about them. They are called the Bureau of Grossology. They are a secret government organization that uses cutting edge technology and prevents gross crimes and disgusting things from happening.
Laney: That's right. And I have 2 friends that work for them. Their names are Ty and Abby Archer. They're brother and sister and they do amazing things. We can help them beat Fartor.
Me: Good idea. Lets get him!
We were off to the city.
GOTHAM ROYAL YORK CITY BUSINESS DISTRICT
In the middle of the Gotham Royal York City Business District, the entire area was completely covered in a thick blanket of fart gas and boy did it smell horrible! Fartor was using a deadly condiment called Flatchup, a ketchup made of all kinds of fiber loaded vegetables and meats that will make anyone fart for weeks without stopping.
Ty and Abby were facing Fartor.
Ty: Fartor, listen to us! We're sorry about what happened to you. But that's no reason to give up on yourself!
Fartor: (bitterly) The world's changed, Ty. You guys apparently changed with it. So why get upset about someone like me, huh?
But then a massive explosion of fire appeared in the sky and a phoenix cry was heard and the fart gas ignited and exploded into a huge wall of fire!
KRABBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABOOOM! KRABBOOOOOM! KRABBOOOOOOM! KRABOOOOOOOM! KRABOOOOOOMM!
We landed by them.
Me: Sorry to drop in like this.
Abby: Boy are we glad to see you guys.
Laney: Same to you Abby and you too Ty.
Fartor: So the mighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived.
Me: To put you out of your fucking misery Larry. But first.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out some nose plugs and gave them to everyone.
We put them on.
Me: (Nasally) Lets burn his stench!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Power Rangers turned into the S.P.D. Power Rangers. Troy Burrows was the Red S.P.D. Ranger, Noah Carver was the Blue S.P.D. Ranger, Jake Halling was the Green S.P.D. Ranger, Gia Moran was the Yellow S.P.D. Ranger, Emma Goodall was the Pink S.P.D. Ranger and Orion was the Omega S.P.D. Ranger.
We went at him and I punched Fartor in the face and cracked his dome. Nico kicked his pod and sent him flying into the air and Laney sent vines and tied up Fartor.
Maria: (Nasally) Lets see if water will get you clean!
Maria fired a powerful blast of water and drenched Fartor.
Lori: (Nasally) Lets see you handle my farts from my shoes!
Lori farted in his face and her farts smelled so horrible that they were too much for Fartor to handle and he was coughing and gagging. Troy Burrows punched Fartor in the face and fired red energy blasts from his S.P.D. blaster. The blasts hit Fartor and exploded all over. Noah Carver fired blue blasts from his Delta Blaster, Gia Moran kicked Fartor in his face and fired energy lasers, Jake Halling fired green energy lasers and Emma Goodall fired powerful pink lasers. Both blasts hit him and exploded. Orion as the Omega Ranger fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted Fartor.
Me: I will say this though Fartor, when your brother made you like this, he turned you into a fucked up fart gas breathing freak.
Fartor: Fuck you! You freak!
Me: Do you kiss your fucking mother with that mouth? Lets show him some teamwork.
Brawl: You got it boss! Good think us robots can't smell things. We don't breathe anyway. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Megavolt Gun 100-fold.
Snake Man: Time for the venom of the Sssnake to poissson you. EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Snake Man's right arm and it enhanced his Search Snake 100-fold.
Brawl and Snake Man: LIGHTNING HOMING SNAKE BOMB!
Brawl fired a powerful blast of lightning and Snake Man fired a powerful snake and the lightning merged with it and turned it into a snake of pure lightning. It hit Fartor and electrocuted him.
Hound: Time for some serious firepower! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his turret gun firepower 100-fold.
Hoot Loop: Lets Ruffle Some Feathers! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Hoot Loop's right arm device and it enhanced his powers 100-fold.
Hound and Hoot Loop: MAGIC RING TELEPORT FIRESTORM!
Hoot Loop had his ring form over in the opposite direction and Hound fired bullets through it. The ring sent the bullets through it and it hit Fartor in the back.
Me: Lets give this fuckpot the ultimate Dutch Oven!
Lynn: Now you're speaking my language J.D.
Lynn went up to Fartor and jumped onto him.
Lynn: SUPER DUTCH OVEN FART STORM!
Lynn farted right in Fartor's face and it was a nasty one that smelled so bad and so terrible that it made Fartor gagged.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Lori: Lets see how he likes the smell of my shoes! MEGAFART STENCH STORM!
Lori farted so bad and made a stench so terrible that it went into Fartor's face and he coughed and gagged.
Me: Lets see how he likes the stench of Dino Gas!
Tyler Navarro: This is gonna be a stinky one!
Tyler Navarro activated the Oviraptor Dino Gas charge and fired a powerful blast of Fart Gas.
FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!
It smelled so horrible that it made Fartor gag and puke.
Derek: Lets get this freak!
Buck: With you all the way.
Meg (Mega Babies): Lets give it a terrible smell!
Mega Babies: SUPERFART FARTWIND HURRICANE!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The Mega Babies fired a powerful blast of fart gas at Fartor and he was really coughing and gagging.
Abby: Time for you to see how dangerous farts can be! FART STENCH BOMB!
Abby farted a ball of fart gas and it hit Fartor and exploded.
KRAAAFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Fartor was down and still in his pod.
Abby: Alright, Fartor. Time to take you to jail.
Fartor: Don't give me that bullshit, Abby. We know that I won't survive in any prison. There's only one way to deal with me.
Nico: I know. But we don't like it.
Fartor: It's ok. I had a good run. But promise me you'll make sure my brother pays for this.
Heatblast: (solemnly) We will. (launches fireball)
Me: No Heatblast. I got this.
I walked up to him.
Me: Gary will pay for this Fartor. We're going to make him pay by throwing him in prison.
Lola was absorbing all the fire around her.
I pulled out a match.
Me: We'll grant you a swift death Larry. You didn't deserve this.
Fartor: I understand.
I used my thumb to strike the match and light it.
Me: Give my regards to the devil.
I threw the match into his pod and left and then Fartor's gas ignited and he exploded into a massive fireball with the power of 8,000 tons of nitroglycerin!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful that it hurled me into the air and sent me flying and I crashed into a fruit cart.
SPLAT!
Me: Wow! That was powerful!
Nico: Are you all right J.D.?
Me: Yeah. Thanks man.
Udonna: We've done it once again, everyone. This day is ours!
Lynn (sadly): Yeah? So how come we feel so bad about it?
Me: Well it's a mercy killing. We had to put him out of his misery because of all his pain that he had to go through.
Lynn: That's true. (To the viewers) Farts are a natural part of life. Natures whoopee cushion. We fart 50 times a day. Let the gas out.
Me: You said it Lynn.
We found Gary and told him what happened to Larry. We had him arrested for assault and battery and turning his brother Larry into a freak. But he never intended for that to happy. It was all because of brotherly love taken too far. He was sentenced to 35 years in prison.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Eli: WHOA! That is rough.
Sunset Shimmer: And all because his own brother would Dutch Oven him all the time!?
Pinkie Pie: What a party pooping jerk!
Rarity: So disgusting and uncouth!
Lusamine: I'm sorry you all had to mercy kill him.
Me: Well we had to. In my opinion his brother cursed him with a fate worse than death.
Nico: That's true.
Laney: Yeah it was awful. He couldn't breathe normal air anymore.
Lana: Yeah it was awful.
Black Adam: And I don't think you enjoyed killing him either.
Me: NO we didn't.
Laney: Yeah it wasn't right but we had to.
Eli: Poor guy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Yeah.
Ransack: Well, until we get word of him actively causing trouble, we can't go after him.
Nico: Right now it's only a few of us on the team that is in trouble.
Lincoln was farting bad.
Nico: GEEZ!
Me: That is nasty gas.
Melter: There's got to be a strong way to get the farts out.
Me: Well from what I remember you just have to let it come out naturally or do it like how Edzilla is doing.
Laney: Yeah that's true.
Lincoln was farting like crazy.
Nico: Geez!
Laney: Lincoln sure has really bad gas.
Blackarachnia: Tell me they're nearly out!
Edzilla: Ed doing best Ed can.
Lincoln: But he does have good hands for an awesome massage. (TINY FART) Ahh. What a relief.
Nico: Good.
Eli: Awesome.
Leap Frog: Good thing it's outside
Nico: Thank goodness.
Lana: I think it's best we find Fartor now.
Nico: Agreed.
Blitzwing: I think the farts are out.
Nico: Yeah. Lets go find Fartor.
Lola: And we will.
Kite Man: I'll fly to where he's at.
Nico nodded and Kite Man flew to find him.
While that was going on we waited.
Eli: Fartor sure is a damaged soul.
Kite Man came back and he told us that Fartor was in the Park.
Magmon: Time for our entrance.
Nico: Lets do it!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Darius, the most feared and battle-hardened leader of the Hand of Noxus, and he's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Ahri, you and the others aren't going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Darius, the most feared and battle-hardened leader of the Hand of Noxus, and he's here to cause havoc.
The League of Legends girls in Lincoln's harem gasped in shock.
Ahri: Oh boy, I should've known Darius would one day show up, and this guy is one dangerous and ruthless monster. Let me tell you guys about him.
Ahri proceeded to tell us about Darius, and we weren't going to like him one bit.
Darius (League of Legends)
Darius, also known as The Hand of Noxus, is a villainous playable character in the multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. The most feared and respected general in Noxus, Darius earned his place as leader of the Trifarian Legion through his brute force and unending loyalty to the empire's cause, and remains the public face of Noxian might. While generally portrayed as a villainous character, he is the main protagonist of the Darius: Blood Of Noxus comic.
The 98th champion added to League of Legends, Darius was released on May 23, 2012, and is one of the most popular characters to play in the top lane.
He is voiced by Chuck Kourouklis.
Lore
An orphan in the port city of Basilich, Darius had to fight for survival from a young age, protecting his younger brother Draven from the local gangs and even the city guard. Draven would often get into trouble with the older urchins, forcing Darius into numerous fights and gave him multiple battle scars. During his time as an orphan, the brothers also met Quilletta Varn, a girl they accepted into their group. Darius and Quilletta became very close and fell in love, but things soon changed when the Noxian army arrived to conquer Basilich.
The Hand of Noxus
To avoid bloodshed, Basilich opened their gates to the empire, surrendering to Noxus without a fight. Angry at the elders' cowardice, Draven attempted to assassinate the Noxian commander, Cyrus, though Darius tried to stop him. When the attempt failed, Cyrus was impressed with the orphans, welcoming them into the Noxian military, where he believed their violent efforts would be better spent.
In Cyrus' warhost, Darius was the perfect soldier and embraced Noxian ideals with vigor. In Basilich, Darius was a lowly urchin, but as a Noxian, Darius was able to ascend the ranks with nothing but his sheer loyalty and strength. In battle, Darius refused to retreat, beheading his own generals whenever they displayed cowardice and winning many victories even when he was sorely outnumbered. It wasn't long before Darius was awarded with his own warband, earning a reputation as one of the fiercest and deadliest warriors in all of Noxus.
Darius fought in campaign after campaign with more discipline than Draven and more fervor than Quilletta, which eventually grew into a rift between the three former companions. Draven left the Noxian army for the gladiatorial pits of Noxus Prime, and during the Ionian invasion, Quilletta was disgusted at Noxus' use of Singed's chemical weapons, leaving the army to become steward of Basilich. But nevertheless, Darius remained at the head of Noxian forces, having been named the Hand of Noxus by the emperor Boram Darkwill himself.
Trifarix Leader of Might
As Darkwill's top general, Darius was commanded to lead the campaign against the Freljord, and the Ionian war left the forces in the far north stretched thin. As a result, Darius fought the barbarian tribes to a bitter stalemate, and after many years he marched back to Noxus in hopes that Darkwill would reconsider his strategy.
But when Darius returned, he was surprised to find that Darkwill was dead, having been killed in a coup by disgraced general Jericho Swain, who had been aided by a dark demonic power and was already supported by numerous allies, including his brother Draven. Confused as to what he should do next, Darius knew that the noble houses would want him to avenge Darkwill's death against the usurper. But Darius greatly respected Swain, and realizing his oaths were to serve Noxus (not the emperor), Darius gladly accepted Swain as the new Grand General.
Swain had a new vision for the Noxian leadership, reorganizing the empire so it would not be ruled by a single emperor but instead the Trifarix, a council of three based on the Noxian princles of strength: Vision, Might, and Guile. Darius would represent Might, and raised a elite military order known as the Trifarian Legion, the enforcers of the Trifarix itself. As one of the empire's new leaders, Darius has pledged to lead Noxus into a new age of glory and conquest.
Gameplay
In game, Darius is a juggernaut-type champion, using his durable armor and mighty battle axe to slice through anyone who gets too close. Darius' passive, Hemorrhage, means his attacks make his enemies bleed for 5 seconds, which deals damage over time depending on how much they were hit. Darius can use Decimate to swing his axe in a circle to hit enemies, Crippling Strike to slow enemies as they bleed out, and Apprehend to pull enemies toward him with his axe's hook. Darius' ultimate, Noxian Guillotine, has him jump in the air and hit an enemy with his axe, dealing more damage for each stack of Hemorrhage, and if the target dies, the ultimate's cooldown is refreshed for a short time.
Personality
A battle-hardened military leader, Darius is renowned as one of the most brutal and fearless warriors in all of Noxus. Completely devoted to the empire, Darius obeys his orders without question, even when they are morally-reprehensible, such as when he excused Singed's use of chemical warfare as a necessary evil for the Ionian war. Though he fell in love once, Darius was forced to separate himself from Quilletta when she defected, and after her death, Darius once again completely dedicated himself to the empire.
Like most Noxians, Darius values strength above all else, and follows a "might makes right" ideology. As a result, Darkwill was overthrown, Darius was more than willing to swear loyalty to Swain, as the new Grand General had earned his respect for his many years in battle. A warrior intent on fulfilling his empire's goals, Darius believes in victory by any means necessary, even if he must sacrifice his own honor to do so. While a war leader, Darius is not a sadist and carries out his orders with cold-blooded efficiency, seeing the empire's goals as the most effective reason to use his might over personal goals or bloodlust. Having been an orphan, Darius despises the monarchs and nobles across Runeterra, as he sees them as weak and unfit to rule over their much more hard-working slaves and soldiers. As seen in the "Darius: Fear" cinematic, Darius believes that fear is the single greatest weakness in humanity, and seeks to eliminate all his own fears to become a great warrior. When others display fearlessness, such as the slave girl in "After Victory", they can earn Darius' respect, allowing them to ascend the ranks of his own army. He even has a begrudging respect for Tryndamere, the Avarosan barbarian king in the Freljord who fights his own battles.
When Ahri was finished, we were horrified.
Nico: Whoa, this guy is a brute.
Lincoln: And he's incredibly dangerous and he fights only with brute force.
Aethia the Battle Faerie: If it's battle he want's, it's a battle he'll get. But, he'll be at a disadvantage.
Lincoln: That's right, we'll both be fighting him.
Nico: Yeah, that's right, and you two will make sure Darius pays for all the suffering he's caused.
We went to face Fartor.
In the park, Fartor was waiting and then the spirits of the Justice League swirled around him and then they converged and then a massive thunderstorm erupted out and lightning struck all over the place and then a thunderbird cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Long time no see Fartor.
Me: Stink up the fires of Hell lately?
Fartor: Oh hardy har har.
Nico: Seiya! (punches Fartor, knocking him down)
Magmon: Nice shot!
Fartor: (gets up) Don't you mean, "see ya"?
Nico: How should I know? It just came out of my mouth all of a sudden!
Colleen: (British Accent) Sounds like a kind of phrase I would use.
Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) I love it when you do that.
Colleen: Have we been introduced?
Blitz: I need a nametag.
Me: I think that was a phrase from OOO.
Nico: I guess.
But then BlackWarGreymon, Machinedramon, SkullMeramon, Puppetmon, Thundermon, MetalSeadramon, Seadramon, Mercurymon, Etemon, Harpymon, Piedmon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Myotismon, Grumblemon and Duskmon appeared.
Nico: BlackWarGreymon, Machinedramon, SkullMeramon, Puppetmon, Thundermon, MetalSeadramon, Seadramon, Mercurymon, Etemon, Harpymon, Piedmon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Myotismon, Grumblemon and Duskmon.
Me: Wow! A Digimon theme this time.
Seadramon: It sure is.
Ranamon: It's great that y'all are facing all Digimon this time.
BlackWarGreymon: How long was Lincoln farting?
Maria: I honestly lost count.
Machinedramon: At least he's not farting anymore.
Skullmeramon: I can imagine that was very stinky.
Me: Yeah no kidding!
Puppetmon: (to Nico) We heard you visited a bean and hot dog planet?
Nico: Boy did we ever and it was incredible.
Seadramon: How many hot dogs did you eat?
Nico: 800.
Me: Yep I counted.
Laney: Nico has a big appetite like Coup does.
Coup (Megas): Yeah I'm proud of the guy.
?: That was a huge appetite.
A figure came out and it was ZAIEN from episode 30 of Gokaiger!
A scientist in the employment of the Zangyack, he was a specialist at modifications, using his abilities to turn beings into cybernetic beings with no memories or concept of their former life or identity, save for their skills. Once complete, their transformations were irreversible.
Zaien was the one who originally performed the operation that turned Sid Bamick, Joe Gibken's friend, into the deadly Zangyack cyborg Barizorg. He comes to the Gigant Horse to check up on his progress. With Barizorg's master Warz Gill, his plan to assist the Zangyack with their conquest was to capture the greatest athletes of Earth and modify them into similar cyborgs, creating an army that would crush the Earth forces.
Though capturing several athletes, his attempt to capture a boxer was stopped by Joe, Ahim de Famille, and a depowered Jou Ohara. He drops the Barizorg blueprints which Jou uses to learn how Zaien's cyborgification works. While Barizorg can't become Sid again, Jou convinces Joe that he can still save his soul by destroying the new body.
At the time this is happening, the entire plan was completely stopped by the rest of the Gokaiger team. While he does gain the upper hand on them, Joe appears to turn the tables in order to prevent Zaien from making any more Barizorgs from people. After the full Gokaiger team uses the Liveman keys (with Gokai Silver in Gold Mode), Joe takes him out with Sid's specialty move.
After grown by the rival scientist Insarn alongside a Sugormin trio, he is first attacked with the Greater Power of the Liveman, and brought down by the combined forces of Hurricane Gokai-Oh's Gokai Wind-Thunder Attack and GoZyuJin's GoZyu Triple Drill Dream.
Eli: Zaien I remember you! You were a great scientist that made beings into cyborgs. How awesome.
Nico: That was awesome.
Zaien: It sure was and good memory on you Eli.
Eli: Thanks.
Zaien: Too bad I wasn't adapted in America.
William: I guess it was because Liveman wasn't adapted either.
Me: Yeah what a ripoff.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Before the battles begin. Here's the surprise I have for you all. (WHISTLES)
In a flash of light appeared the Gaim and Saber Kamen Riders!
Nico: WHOA! The Gaim and Saber Kamen Riders!
Kouta Kazuraba: It's an honor to meet you guys.
Touma Kamiyama: We are honored to meet the great Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: It's an honor to meet you all too.
Me: I invited them as guests to participate in this mission and the usual battles.
Nico: Awesome. And we start meeting the Gaim Kamen Riders next week.
Lillian went up to Kouta.
Lillian Hale: Kouta it's an honor to meet you and I start my Ambassador missions with you next week. My name is Lillian Hale.
Kouta Kazuraba: It's a pleasure to meet you Lillian.
Megan McCallister: And Touma it's awesome to meet you in person too. My name is Megan McCallister. I'm going to start my Ambassador Missions with you too some time later.
Touma Kamiyama: Same here as well. How is Kento?
Kento: How about you ask me yourself?
Touma saw him.
Touma Kamiyama: Kento! It's awesome to see you .
Kento: Glad you're doing good.
We got the usual battles underway.
Nikiya, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kameo, Fellbat, and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon - Nico's rescue
BlackWarGreymon was first.
BlackWarGreymon: (to Nikiya) I hope Nico liked the beans and Hot Dog planet he went to for his rescue. He probably ate lots of them!
Nikiya: You wouldn't believe what it was like! The oceans were made entirely out of baked beans and the islands were made of hot dogs and little smokey sausages.
Applejack: It was incredible!
Apple Bloom: These food planets we're seeing are absolutely amazing!
Flashwing: They sure are. If it was a planet made of apples and apple trees that would be paradise for the entire Apple Family.
Applejack: YEEHAW! It sure would be amazing to see.
Kameo: Yeah it sure would.
They laughed.
BlackWarGreymon: It would be cool to see a planet of apple trees. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, apples and crystal and smashed him down.
Sasuke the Android, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Agent K & J, Exhaust and Flamewar VS Machinedramon - Lincoln's rescue
Machinedramon was next.
Machinedramon: (to Sasuke) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on a pizza planet. How was it?
Sasuke the Android: It was amazing! The planet was like a giant pizza!
Pinkie Pie: It was really amazing! It was a planet made of cheese, sauce, toppings, everything!
Featherweight: It was really amazing and we battled pizza monsters and we ate them.
Sprocket: We let out a really loud burp.
Machinedramon: Wow! That explains what that loud belch was that we heard.
Agent K: That was a really loud one.
Agent J: It sure was.
Machinedramon: That was a really loud one huh. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and kunai and smashed him down.
Mizore Shirayuki, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon - Meeting a Harpie Queen Gene-Slammer
SkullMeramon was next.
SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) I heard you guys met a Harpie Queen Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Mizore: Her name is Willowmina Emillston. But everyone calls her Willow.
Rarity: Oh I really she is most amazing darling and she has amazing powers too.
Sweetie Belle: She is a true angel and can see anything from over 300 miles away.
SkullMeramon: Wow! That is incredibly powerful sight!
Sweetie Belle: It sure is! And you won't believe what she did to Lori.
FLASHBACK
Willowmina Emillston: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Willow, how did you take on the ultimate fury of Lori's wrath at her worst and got her sent to the looney bin for seven months?
Willowmina Emillston: You're not going to like it, Nico. One day, I was out for a jog throughout Royal Woods, but then, I heard the sound of screaming coming from Franklin Avenue. And with my sight, I saw who it was that made that scream: it was Lincoln, and it meant he was in trouble, and I saw who it was that caused the scream to come from Lincoln: it was Lori, and she went completely insane and I saw her eyes turn red with hatred and she had a knife in her hand and she was going to kill him. I was so mad, I flew towards The Loud House, and I kicked the door down, and I fired a blast of wind at Lori, and disarmed the knife out of her hand. Then, I pounced on her and I brutally pulverized her and then, I tied her up to a chair in nylon rope. Then, I went to Lincoln to check for any bruises or lacerations, but he did have severe bruises on his body and a black eye, and he then explained to me that he wasn't going to do her chores or her bidding anymore, and he said to her that she was acting like a tyrannical dictator and he called her a fun-sucking leech who doesn't care about anyone except for herself and her phone, and that's when she went insane. Then, he broke down and he cried hard on my chest, and I hugged him and he hugged me. Everyone came out, and they saw Lori tied up and Lincoln crying and we're hugging, and Lisa got her robots to fix the house, and I talked with Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and we decided to send Lori to a looney bin for seven months, and after that, Lori was completely horrified during that time in the looney bin.
We gasped at the revelation.
Me: My God, that's just horrible.
Nico: And you made the right choice to send Lori to that looney bin for seven months, that should've scared her straight.
Lincoln: It did, and Lori was left with nothing but nightmares of what she went through in the looney bin for seven months.
Luna: Yeah, it was really bad, dude. But, we still harbored anger towards Lori for what she almost did to Lincoln and for trashing the house on another violent rampage, but after the seven months passed, we forgave Lori, Lincoln was the first to forgive Lori a few days after Lori came back from that looney bin.
Luan: Then, we forgave her after Lincoln gave us a talking to, his forgiving nature put a stop to our anger towards Lori.
Me: Nice.
Willowmina Emillston: But, Lori wasn't the only one to have nightmares, even after that day, Lincoln's had some bad nightmares of Lori breaking out of the looney bin and finishing what she was about to do and not only kill him, but everyone else in the family, along with his friends.
Nico: Yikes, that's horrible. But, you stayed with him to comfort him, right?
Willowmina Emillston: Yes, that's right. It took a few days, but Lincoln was freed of those nightmares.
Me: Nice one.
FLASHBACK ENDS
SkullMeramon: Whoa! Poor Lincoln. I'm glad he's all right. Willow is a great angel for him.
Ed: Pull my finger.
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
Edd: But she sure is a most amazing girl.
Eddy: I'll say.
SkullMeramon: She is really cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of ice, jewels, water and light and smashed him down.
Yae, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Jonny Quest, Anemone and Sly (Ty) VS Puppetmon - Fartor making flatulent ketchup
Puppetmon was next.
Puppetmon: (to Yae) I can't believe Fartor made flatulent ketchup. I honestly couldn't tell it apart from regular ketchup.
Yae: It sure is hard to tell. It looks like ordinary ketchup but that stuff is all roughage and gas in a bottle! Look at all the ingredients it has.
Yae showed him a bottle and he read the ingredients and there was a lot of them!
Puppetmon: HOLY WOOD CHIPS! This is really loaded with all kinds of gassy stuff!
Fluttershy: It is really fully of stuff.
Tornado Bolt: No kidding! And it gave Lincoln really bad farts and gave Maria explosive diarrhea!
Stealth Elf: No kidding! She had to use the police stations bathroom and it was bad.
Jonny Quest: Yeah it sure was awful.
Puppetmon: No kidding! I would be farting pink scat for minutes if I had this stuff. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Poromon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Johnny Bravo, Dimitri LouSteau and Jean Bison VS Seadramon - Nico arresting the wrong guy
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Don't be too upset that Nico arrested the wrong guy. Like he said before, he's not a perfect leader.
Poromon: It was a common case of mistaken identity. Besides we got the right guy in the end thankfully.
Sunset Shimmer: We sure did and he was using Nick as a scapegoat.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah he sure was.
Sunburn: He was really crafty too. The Real Criminal that is.
Johnny Bravo: Boy he sure was crafty.
Seadramon: No kidding there. Lets do it!
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning from his head crest.
The group fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Sage, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Saber Kamen Riders, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon - Lincoln, Maria and many of us farting like mad
Thundermon was next.
Thundermon: (to Sage) Lincoln, Maria and many of us farted like mad. But it wasn't enough to put us out of commission.
Sage: No thank goodness for that. Farting is natures whoopee cushion.
Rainbow Dash: It sure is and it's amazing how much gas we produce.
Scootaloo: Yeah it sure is funny too.
Whirlwind: I agree there.
Thundermon: Me too. And wow Touma wow it's awesome to finally meet you and your friends. J.D. showed some of your fellow Kamen Riders his Saber form.
Touma Kamiyama: He sure did and it was awesome. It was really awesome.
Kento: We thought it was cool that J.D. can turn into a Hokuto Phoenix Kamen Rider.
Thundermon: It sure is cool! We're going to have a lot of potential members for the Redemption Squad from Saber.
Rintaro: We sure are and it's gonna be cool.
Thundermon: Yep. Lets do it!
Saber Kamen Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and they were ready!
Kamen Rider Saber - Touma Kamiyama
Kamen Rider Blades - Rintaro Shindo
Kamen Rider Espada - Kento Fukamiya
Kamen Rider Buster - Ryo Ogami
Kamen Rider Kenzan - Ren Akamichi
Kamen Rider Slash - Tetsuo Daishinji
Kamen Rider Falchion Desast
Kamen Rider Saikou - Yuri
Kamen Rider Sabela - Reika Shindai
Kamen Rider Durendal - Ryoga Shindai
Thundermon: COOL! Who is the main bad guy we'll face when we help you guys on the big day?
Touma Kamiyama: His name is Storious and he is bad news.
Touma told everyone all about him.
Storious is the leader of the Megiddo and one of the two main antagonists alongside Master Logos, of Kamen Rider Saber. He is the one that is responsible for summoning the Story Megid. He serves as the central antagonist of the first quarter, a major antagonist of the second quarter, a supporting antagonist in the third quarter and the main antagonist of the final quarter, thus serving as the final antagonist of the entire series.
He seeks to create the Alter Ride Books in order to bring forth the Great Book, in order to destroy both Earth and the Wonder World. To this end, he manipulated both Legeiel and Zooous in order to further his own plans. He has an alliance with Master Logos, so he could obtain all the other Wonder Ride Books and as well as use them to recreate the Great Book, so he could use its power in order to destroy both the Earth and the Wonder World, and as well as recreate them in his own image.
After gathering the five powers of the First People and obtaining the Grimoire Alter Ride Book, Storious becomes Kamen Rider Storious.
He is portrayed by Robin Furuya.
Storious was originally one of the five followers of a mysterious woman who linked the Earth with the Wonder World, thus people could enter and exit the Wonder World. Once a poet and great writer, Storious loved nothing more than to create great epics, always being praised with how he can come up with great original stories. Upon setting foot in the Wonder World, Storious and his two comrades sought out the Great Book to use its knowledge for a better world. However, upon finding and reading it, Storius' ego and pride would forever be wounded; within the contents of the book, he learned everything that has happened and will ever happened is predestined, including his own writing. Seeing himself as nothing more than a puppet with no free will now, Storius came to the conclusion that his new purpose is to bring about the end of the world as it's written in the Great Book, and conspired with Legeiel and Zoous in secret, with the promise they can remake the world in their own image. The three tore pages from the Great Book, in which they used to become the Megid and began building up an army of monsters, thus resulting in their former ally, the first Master Logos, founding the Sword of Logos in order to fight against them and the monsters they have created.
Storious and his fellow Megid seek to use the said monsters in order to trap several people on Earth into the Wonder World, so they could be transformed into Alter Ride Books. The Megid seek to use these books in order to use the power of the Great Book to give them control over the current world, enabling them to use its power to remake the world into their own. However, Storious has his own plans, in which it involves gaining control of the Earth and the Wonder World, and to this end he plans to steal both of his companions' Alter Ride Books so he can merge them with his own. In addition, Storious also has an alliance with Isaac, the current Master Logos that betrayed the legacy of his predecessors, in order to collect the remaining Wonder Ride Books in order to recreate the Great Book, so he could succeed in his master plan.
After seeing to the deaths of his two comrades, Storious murdered Tassel, in order to obtain the last piece of the Great Book, in which he wanted to grab it in order to succeed in his plans. Storious then turned several people into books and fed them to the Charybdis Megid alongside a clone of Sophia that he created, before letting it devour all five books along with himself in order to merge them together in order to create the Grimoire Alter Ride Book, in which he uses its power in order to become Kamen Rider Storious. With his newfound power, Storious sought to merge both the Earth and Wonder World in order to destroy both of them, so he could see to the end of the story in his very own image.
2000 years prior to the present day, Storious was a poet who wrote numerous stories and delighted in reading them to others.
At some point, Storious became part of a group of five travelers alongside Victor, Legeiel, Zooous and the man who would become the first Master Logos. The five sought to find the Wonder World in the hopes that its power could be used to give humanity a better life. They eventually found a mysterious woman from the Wonder World with the power to link the worlds and became her followers, becoming the first humans to set foot in the Wonder World after she enabled them to pass over. There, the five bore witness to the source of the Wonder World's power, the Book of Omniscience.
While Victor wanted to use the vast array of knowledge stored inside to give humanity a better life, Storious soon discovered that every poem he had ever written was already in the Great Book and that what he had thought he had come up with on his own he had in fact received from the Wonder World, leading him to believe his work was meaningless as he nor the rest of humanity could create anything original that wasn't already written down in the Great Book. With that revelation, Storious sought to obtain the Great Book's power for himself, teaming up Legeiel and Zooous, who had also been corrupted by the Book's power, to do so. The three soon attempted to steal it and each tore a page from it, embedding the pages into themselves to become the very first Megid. The three were opposed by Viktor and his other companion, who founded the Sword of Logos to safeguard the Book of Omniscience and prevent the Megid or anyone else from abusing its power. The Megid would soon use the pages they had collected to create the Alter Ride Books and use them to build a vast army to fight against the Sword of Logos, triggering the War of the Wonder World. To ensure the Book of Omniscience's power would be less concentrated should it ever fall into anyone's hands, the mysterious woman split it up into dozens of pages, forming the Wonder Ride Books that the swordsmen of the Sword of Logos used to transform into Kamen Riders. The three largest portions of the Book were given to Viktor and Master Logos, with Victor taking one portion to safeguard himself while the first Master Logos took two to place in Northern and Southern Base. Victor would also become the Wonder World's new guardian, taking up the name "Tassel".
The war between the two sides would rage for 2000 years. Eventually, the successor to Master Logos, bored of his duty to safeguard humanity when he saw them as a foolish and stagnant species, made a secret alliance with Storious to reassemble all the pages of the Book of Omniscience so they could use its power for their own ends. He would also at some point experiment with creating a hybrid of all three Megid classes, resulting in the birth of Desast. Unbeknownst to Legeiel and Zooous, who sought to use the Book to grant themselves unlimited power, Storious sought not to use the completed book to remake the world, but simply to end it, as he had grown to believe the world to be meaningless since all of human invention came from the Great Book.
As part of their conspiracy, the current Master Logos manipulated Hayato Fukamiya into kidnapping Luna, a mysterious girl from the Wonder World who had the power to bridge the worlds, and using her in a ritual to bridge the Earth and Wonder World. The other Riders of the Sword of Logos soon arrived to stop him, only for the Storious and the other Megid to appear to fight them. In the end, Hayato was defeated by his former comrade Daichi Kamijou and the ritual was left incomplete, though Luna was lost. Having learned that Hayato was coerced by a traitor within the Sword of Logos, Daichi took up the Kurayami blade to become the next Calibur and sided with the Megid in order to find the traitor, unaware of Storious' involvement with him.
At some point following the Golem Megid's destruction, Storious created both the Ari Megid and Kirigirisu Megid and sent them to entrap a portion of a city to rewrite reality. However, the two monsters were soon met by Kamen Riders Saber and Blades, who arrived to stop them. As the Riders fought against the Megiddo Mamono, Storious and the other Megiddo observed them from their base. The two Riders eventually triumphed over the Megiddo, destroying them both and returning the city to normal.
After Kamen Rider Calibur expressed a desire to travel to Avalon, Storious decided to help him get there. Posing a victim of a Megid attack, Storious was able to get close to Touma and steal his power to transform into Saber. After returning to the Megid's hideout, Storious and Calibur used the power taken from Touma to open a portal to Avalon.
Eventually, Storious and the other Majin put their plan into motion with help from Kamen Rider Calibur. They created giant books at six points in the city that formed a ring and used them to create a portal connecting Earth to the Wonder World, summoning the book that contained the Table of Revelation. While Calibur flew inside the portal to obtain the page, the three Majin assumed their Megid forms to hold off the Kamen Riders of the Sword of Logos. However, they were unable to stop Saber from entering the portal after Calibur.
Ultimately, Saber would thwart Calibur's attempt to obtain the Table of Revelation and Calibur would die after being stabbed through the back by Desast. Zooous was frustrated that all the Megid's work had been undone, but Storious assured him that it was not for nothing as there were now numerous humans who were linked to the Wonder World that could be used for creating Megid.
Sometime after Zooous created the Neko Megid from Mei Sudo, Storious met with Master Logos in his throne room to discuss their next move. Storious noted that Sophia had returned to Northern Base, though Master Logos was unconcerned and stated that she might even help with gathering all the Wonder Ride Books needed to recreate the Book of Ancients. He then declared that their next move would be to claim Northern Base's power and informed Storious that Northern Base had a portion of the Book of Ancients not unlike the one in his possession.
Storious then teleported away to check up on Zooous, leaving the scene just before Reika and Ryoga Shindai arrived in the throne room. Reika informed Master Logos that the traitor and the Megid had gotten away, but Master Logos told her not to touch them and instructed them to leave them alive before teleporting away himself.
After Zooous was defeated by Touma and Rintaro, Storious swooped and retrieved the key Zooous had dropped before bringing Zooous back to their lair.
Right before the attack on Northern Base, Storious met with Master Logos to discuss their plan of attack. Storious noted that the base had a barrier around it to protect it from attack, but Master Logos declared that breaking it would be mere child's play. Storious then offered to provide support for the attack, noting that he had a "wild beast" ready to rampage.
After this, Storious departed, Master Logos went out to the balcony of Southern Base and fired a magical arrow all the way to Northern Base, shattering the barrier and allowing Storious and Zooous to break in alongside the Shindai siblings. While the Northern Base Riders were able to fend off the Shindai siblings and destroy Zooous, Storious was able to get away with the objective of his attack, a Wonder Book that would allow him to create artificial humans to connect the worlds.
Returning to his lair, Storious was later seen using the book to create a new human resembling Sophia.
Storious watched from afar as Master Logos assembled all the Wonder Ride Books and Sacred Swords to recreate the Great Book. After Master Logos obtained the incomplete Omniforce book, Storious departed from the scene.
As Desast watched the confrontation between the swordsmen Riders and Master Logos, eager to join in, Storious suddenly appeared and told him to hold off.
Storious would later meet with Isaac again in Southern Base, only for Touma and Rintaro to enter to confront the Master. After Isaac was defeated by Xross Saber, Storious swooped in and teleported them both to the Megid lair. Storious asked the Master what his next move would be, to which he responded it was to capture Luna again.
Isaac remarked that if they captured the girl, they could easily use her to recreate the Book of Omniscience. Storious, seemingly disinterested, remarked that Saber's new holy blade was a sight to behold, to which Isaac retorted by saying "his god" had not given him permission to speak. Later, after Isaac was badly defeated by Xross Saber and had the Omniforce book broken, Storious, watching from his lair, let out an uncharacteristically maniacal laugh. He would then come across Isaac as the pieces of the book forged back together. As Isaac proclaimed his tale would continue, Storious told him that in fact his tale ended here, finishing him off after Isaac declared himself god one last time and claiming the Omniforce book for himself. With the Omniforce in his possession, Storious, addressing the audience, proclaimed that he would spin the tale from then on, and that the story was nearing its conclusion.
Returning to the Megid lair, Storious examined the Alter Ride Books of each of the Megid and noted that he had gathered the powers of four of the original five, with the only power he still needed to collect being that of his old companion Viktor/Tassel. Desast then appeared and took note of Storious' change in wardrobe, asking him what he was really planning. Storious simply answered that it was time for him to write an ending to the tale. The two then ventured out outside the lair, where Storious revealed to Desast he intended to claim his book next. Desast refused to hand his book over, saying he still hadn't had enough fun yet, and pulled out the Mumeiken Kyomu to transform into Kamen Rider Falchion as Storious assumed his Megid form to fight him. The two battled on even footing at first, until Storious summoned the Charybdis Megid to assist him. The Charybdis Megid bit off half off Desast's body, damaging his core Book and leading Desast to retreat to recuperate. After the Charydbis Megid absorbed Desast's power to become Charybdis Hercules, Storious had it begin eating away at the barrier between the Earth and Wonder World.
Storious would then make his move to claim Tassel's portion of the Book of All, approaching him while he was searching his cottage for Luna. Storious chased Tassel through the forest and attempted to seize his portion of the book, but Tassel could not bring himself to strike his old friend. Tassel asked Storious to remember why they sought the Wonder World in the first place in an attempt to reach him and stated that he did not wish to fight his old friend, commenting that the both of them were the only ones remaining out of the original five who had sought the Wonder World. Tassel then stated it was time for them to entrust the future to Touma and Luna, only for Storious to then stab Victor through the chest and proclaim that entrusting it to anyone else was foolish. A dying Tassel then apologized to Storious for how corrupted he had become, saying it was his fault for leading them all to seek the power of the Wonder World in the first place. Hearing this caused Storious to hesitate before pushing Victor's body to the ground and claiming his portion of the Great Book.
With the Wonder World's guardian gone it soon became corrupted and began to encroach on Earth. As Touma and the other swordsmen Riders went out to stop the Wonder World's encroach, Storious appeared to personally confront Touma. Touma demanded to know why Storious had killed Victor, his own friend, but Storious simply replied that his death was another crucial scene and that the story was nearing its conclusion. He would further say that he intended to write an ending to the story filled with despair, but Touma responded that the stories which were passed down through human history were ones that gave people hope. Desast would then interrupt their conversation and attempt to attack Touma, leading Storious to ask that Touma eliminate Desast as he wasn't necessary to his story. Touma however kept his attention focused on Storious. Storious would then say that he made Desast on a whim and that he had no true purpose for living, leading Desast to attempt to attack Storious only for Storious to summon Caladbolg and block the attack. Storious would then depart from the scene, leaving Touma and Desast to fight it out. He would then return to a secret location, where he was keeping the artificial clone of Sophia he had made.
With all five pieces of the Great Book in his possession, Storious made preparations to combine them. His lair was soon stormed by Touma, Reika and Ryoga, who found that Storious had turned hundreds of people into books, who could now do nothing but writhe and scream in agony. The three were then confronted by the Charybdis Megid and the clone of Sophia Storious had made, followed by Storious himself. Storious had Charydbis devour the Sophia clone along with all of the people books he had made to empower it before sending it to attack the three swordsmen. After Touma and the Shindai siblings beat it back however, Storious stepped into the field himself and had the Charybdis Megid devour him along with the five pieces of the Great Book. After a few seconds, Storious burst out of the Megid, with the five pieces of the Great Book having now been forged into the singular Grimoire Alter Ride Book.
With the Grimoire Alter Ride Book in his position, Storious moved to the next phase of his plan. He traveled to the place containing the tombs of the four Lords of Wise, who had previously been killed off by Master Logos, and revived them as his undead puppets. Storious then broke the barriers the Sword of Logos had put in place to temporarily stop the Wonder World's encroachment and allowed the Wonder World to continue seeping onto Earth, with giant books being opened up all over the place that caused Shimito spawn and terrorize those caught in them. The Sword of Logos Riders soon arrived to confront Storious again and stop his evil plan, at which point Storious used the Grimoire Rider book and unveiled his Kamen Rider form. He then summoned the Lords of Wise and had them attack the Riders. With their knowledge of all the guild's fighting techniques, the four sages were able to easily outmatch the Riders and force them to retreat. Before Touma departed, Storious summoned a massive tower and instructed Touma that he would be waiting for him in it. With the Riders gone, Storious created a magical barrier all over the Earth and began building up a massive army of Shimi for the final stage of his plan.
While the Kamen Riders of the Sword of Logos fought their way through his army of Shimi, Storious was visited by the spirits of his two former comrades, Legeiel and Zooous. The two asked Storious how they had ended up as monsters when they had only wanted to create a world free of hunger and poverty. Storious plainly replied that their hopes had been twisted into a bottomless lust for power. Legeiel then asked Storious if the same was true of him, to which Storious answered that it was not and that he had lost his desire to help the world upon experiencing the truth they had learned 2000 years ago. Legeiel then asked Storious what had happened to his love for poetry, only for Storious to snap back and directly address Luna, who had conjured the spirits of his two former friends. Storious asked Luna what she was trying to do by summoning them and mocked her for thinking that doing so would change his mind. Storious then revealed he knew of Luna's true nature as not only the embodiment of the Wonder World but an aspect of the Omniscient Tome itself, and proclaimed that it was him learning the truth of the Omniscient Tome, that it was the thing that had created everything in the world and that everything made by humans was really a manifestation of what was written in the Tome, that had caused his nihilism. Storious further stated that the world's conclusion was inevitable and had already been written in the Book, but Luna protested and told Storious that there were still people who wished to save it, only to suddenly find herself in pain. Storious then revealed that he knew of how Luna had linked Touma to the Wonder World and that the Riders would play an integral role in the "final chapter" of the story he intended to write, which would see their attempt to save the world crushed in order to bring about a despair-filled ending. However, Luna responded by calling Storious a pitiful person and proclaimed that Touma was capable of inventing new things which either of them knew nothing about, prompting Storious to cast Luna's apparition away.
While the Riders held back the remaining Lords of Wise, Touma rushed to the top of the tower to confront Storious. In their confrontation, Storious revealed to Touma that everything that had ever been invented was already in the Great Book, including the stories he had written, but his words did not sway Touma into giving up. Storious then explained his own past to Touma, how he was once a poet who became disillusioned upon reading the Great Book and finding out that everything he had written came from it, but Touma still remained committed in his mission to stopping him, saying that even if his own stories came from somewhere else, they had still brought joy to dozens of people. Storious then transformed into his Kamen Rider form as Touma became Xross Saber and the two did battle. Despite Touma trying his hardest to hold his own against Storious, Storious was able to knock him out of his transformation before kicking him down a hole in the center of the room.
However, Touma was saved and lifted out of the hole by the Primitive Dragon boy. Touma then transformed into Kamen Rider Saber Primitive Dragon and attacked Kamen Rider Storious, flinging him against a wall. Despite overpowering the evil Rider initially, Saber was beaten back by Storious and knocked out of his transformation. It was then that Rintaro arrived and clashed with Storious, followed by Kento. Luna then appeared and used her power to draw forth the Wonder Ride Books and Seiken. Storious attempted to stop her, but Touma blocked his attack from reaching her. Luna used the Wonder Ride Books to create a new Wonder Ride Book containing all of their power and passed it to Touma. Touma, Rintaro and Kento then assumed their Kamen Rider forms using the book and took on Storious together. The three battered Kamen Rider Storious with the powers of various Wonder Ride Books before flinging him in the air and taking turns slashing him. They then executed a combined slash on Storious and finished him off, knocking him out of his transformation. Defeated, Storious reflected on his time as a poet and how he had made people smile with his stories. He then looked up and saw Touma with his new Wonder Ride book, contemplating how he had created a new story only to solemnly say the world would end soon before disappearing with the rest of the world. Because of Storious' earlier machinations, the entire world faded into darkness, but Touma was able to undo Storious' plan and restore everything to as it was with the power of the world's stories.
After Storious' plan was averted, all of his victims reappeared perfectly normal. Storious' spirit later appeared in the Wonder World alongside the spirits of Tassel, the first Master Logos and his former Megid allies, having made peace with his former friends, to greet Touma after he became the Wonder World's guardian. While his friends wished Touma good luck as the Wonder World's guardian, Storious remarked that the world was made of stories and that Touma was the hero he needed.
When he was finished they were shocked!
Rainbow Dash: He is horrible! I have a feeling J.D. is going to kill him in the end and use the Black Gates.
Scootaloo: Me too!
Thundermon: Wow! Megan is gonna be in for an awesome challenge when her Ambassador Missions come up as well as her big day some time in August or September.
Sage: Yeah she sure is! But it's awesome.
Thundermon: I'll say! Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and elements and smashed him down.
Shiro, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Gaim Kamen Riders, Ryuzetsu and Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon VS Mamemon Brothers
The Mamemon brothers were next.
BigMamemon: Boy we did not expect 2 Kamen Rider teams to make their appearances.
MetalMamemon: And before their big ambassador missions too.
Shiro: That is so awesome! I think it's amazing that we are having them with us for these battles.
Trixie Lulamoon: It sure is awesome! I especially like the Wizard Kamen Riders.
Triple Berry: We all do and they are just as awesome as the Power Rangers.
Flynn: They sure are awesome! BOOM!
Cali: And they were on since 1971.
Mamemon: That is really cool! Kouta it's an honor to meet you and all the Gaim Kamen Riders.
Kouta Kazuraba: It's an honor to meet you all as well.
BigMamemon: And the theme for this group is gonna be fruits.
Kouta Kazuraba: That's right!
Mitsuzane Kureshima: It's awesome. But the Yggdrasill Corporation is not going to get away with everything they did anymore ever.
Mamemon: No they won't. Lets do it!
Gaim Kamen Riders: HENSHIN!
LOCK ON!
They transformed and donned awesome fruit armors!
Kamen Rider Gaim - Kouta Kazuraba
Kamen Rider Ryugen - Mitsuzane Kureshima
Kamen Rider Zangetsu - Takatora Kureshima
Kamen Rider Gridon - Hideyasu Jonouchi
Kamen Rider Kurokage - Ryoji Hase
Kamen Rider Bravo - Oren Pierre Alfonzo
Kamen Rider Zangetsu Shin - Takatora Kureshima
Kamen Rider Sigurd - Sid
Kamen Rider Knuckle - Zack
Kamen Rider Mars - Kohgane
Mamemon: COOL! J.D. is a Gaim Kamen Rider for Blue Raspberries.
Kouta: That's what we heard! That is awesome!
MetalMamemon: It sure is awesome.
BigMamemon: I also think fruit and plants is an awesome theme for this team. And Hideyasu and Ryoji are gonna be members of the M.O.E. soon.
Shiro: That is cool!
BigMamemon: It sure is cool! Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and fruit and magic and smashed them down.
Kurumu Kurono, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wild Force Rangers, RD Luan and Koichi VS Piedmon
Piedmon was next.
Piedmon: I heard that the Zenkaigers met the Saber Kamen Riders before. Is that really true?
Kurumu: It sure is. Zocks stole one of the Wonder Ride Books and he really got the drop on them.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! It was really amazing how Zocks did that.
Cayenne: It sure is cool.
Cole: Yeah it sure is cool.
Piedmon: Indeed it is and I'm glad that we met 2 Kamen Rider teams too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed him down.
Jeri Katou, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Zyuohgers, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon - A planet of Beans and Weenies.
Duskmon was next.
Duskmon: (to Jeri) I knew a planet of Beans and Weenies existed somewhere. Good thing lima beans weren't included
Jeri Katou: Thank goodness. But it was really amazing to see a planet of beans and weenies.
Princess Luna: It was really awesome to see.
Moondust: Just looking at though makes me hungry.
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure did.
Gari: It was amazing to see.
Blackout: Yeah it sure was.
Yamato: I agree there.
Duskmon: Boy I wonder how many planets made of food there are. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Tree Hugger, Daggett, Norbert, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon
Arbormon was next.
Arbormon: So Will starts her ambassador missions for meeting the OOO Kamen Riders tomorrow? That is gonna be awesome.
Kari Kamiya: It sure is gonna be awesome to see.
Angewomon: I'm gonna be excited to hear about it as we go on.
Tree Hugger: It'll be really far out dudes.
Daggett: And Will is gonna show those spoothead Greeeds what for!
Norbert: This is gonna be a really fun and exschitting series of missions for her.
Tarantulas: It sure will be fun to see.
Waspinator: Waspinator have a feeling it will be cool.
Arbormon: It will be awesome. Lets do it!
Tarantulas: Oh it sure will be awesome. Tarantulas, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
Waspinator: Waspinator think it will be fun. Waspinator, TERRORIZE!
He transformed too.
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Stacy Bolton, Kimimaro, Jirobo, Kidomaro, Sakon & Ukon, Tayuya, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon
Ranamon was next.
Ranamon: Hard to imagine that Fartor went from human to methane sucking fish boy.
Stacy Bolton: You're not kidding there! And in pure air he will suffocate like a fish out of water.
Kimimaro: That is awful and bad.
Jirobo: It sure is bad. It's hard to imagine that this can happen to him.
Kidomaro: No kidding. It's really awful. Poor guy.
Sakon: It sure is.
Ukon: I agree there brother.
Tayuya: He's worse than someone that has fucked around with mother nature!
Jirobo: Tayuya watch your language!
Tayuya: Oh shut up fatso!
Stacy Bolton: Don't make me bonk your heads together!
Ranamon: This happen a lot with them?
Stacy Bolton: You have no idea.
Ranamon: Boy that is crazy y'all.
Stacy Bolton: It sure is. After they woke up and were able to walk around and all that I was placed in charge of them as their enforcer to keep them in line.
Ranamon: Wow! That is amazing. And I thought J.D. was the only one that had a rotten mouth.
Stacy Bolton: Tell me about it.
Ranamon: Yeah. Lets get it on y'all!
They fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her down.
Davis Motomiya, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Dark Signers, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon - Musa's 3rd Ambassador Mission
Mercurymon was next.
Mercurymon: (to Davis) I heard Musa had her 3rd Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Davis: It went really well and awesome!
Princess Celestia: Boy it sure did and it was awesome hearing about it.
Amber Morning: Yeah it was awesome how they sang the Winx Club song.
Spotlight: It sure was cool.
Roman Goodwin: We all thought it was really awesome ourselves.
Carly Atlas: Yeah that song was cool.
Blackarachnia: And the best part is that all the enemies of Sunny are not worth killing because they are not much of a threat.
Beast Wars Inferno: I agree there for us all.
Mercurymon: Indeed. Lets do it!
Blackarachnia: Gladly. And it's always fun to be in these battles. Blackarachnia, TERRORIZE!
She transformed!
Beast Wars Inferno: Every fight is one for the royalty! Inferno, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Earth, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Three Stooges, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon - Fartor's death
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon: (to Earth) Fartor's death was a mercy kill. One that you guys probably didn't enjoy.
Earth: No it was not one that we liked doing. But we had to in order to put him out of his misery.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was awful and nuts.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was from what we heard about.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah it was horrible.
Spyro: Fartor got farted on by his brother so much that he turned into farts itself.
Moe Howard: Yeah I would call that a fate worse than death.
Curly: If it happened to Moe it would have been perfect. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe Howard: Yeah if it happened to… (Realizes something)
SLAP BOOF BONK HONK CRUNCH POINK!
Moe slapped him, hit him in the stomach and the head and honked his nose and twisted his ears and poked his eyes.
Moe Howard: You shut up ya puddinghead nitwit!
Larry Fine: Hey Leave im alone!
Moe Howard: What are you butting in for chowderhead!?
SLAP SLAP BOOF BONK POW!
Moe slapped him twice and hit him in the stomach and head and punched him in the face.
Moe Howard: Next time you both say stuff like that again I'll tear your tonsils out and gouge your eyes out!
The group all laughed!
Grumblemon: (LAUGHS) That always cracks me up.
Earth: Yeah that always makes me laugh too.
Grumblemon: It sure does. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth and magic and smashed him down.
Nico Chan, Octavia Melody, Vinyl Scratch, Rarity, Sassy Saddles, Vegeta and Shadow VS Myotismon
Myotismon was next.
Myotismon: J.D. made some really awesome cookies for you to cheer you up.
Nico: Boy he sure did. He and Pinkie Pie both. They really smelled awesome too.
Octavia Melody: (British Accent) Oh they were so awesome and delicious.
Vinyl Scratch: Vanilla Orange Rum cookies are good.
Rarity: Oh they were so heavenly darlings.
Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) They sure were delicious there.
Myotismon: Boy they sure were tasty. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jake Holling, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Marsupilami, RD Lana and Vinyl Scratch VS Etemon
Etemon was next.
Etemon: Glad Nico was forgiven for his mistake arrest. Uh huhhuh!
Jake Holling: I'm glad he was forgiven for it too.
Derpy Hooves: Same here guys.
Pinkie Pie: We're glad for that too.
Marsupilami: Hooba! At least he will never do that again.
Vinyl Scratch: But yeah I agree with Lincoln. We've had enough with bank robbers to last an eternity.
Etemon: But there will always be bank robbers no matter what. Endless job of being a superhero. Lets do it!
Jake Holling: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DRAGON BLITZKRIEG!
He turned into the Black Changeman Ranger!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Noah Carver, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon - Fartor's brother making him like this
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) Fartor's brother made him the way he is. (growls) Sometimes, the true villains aren't the ones causing havoc!
Noah: I agree there! The ones that hurt you the most are those that are always closest to you.
Starlight Glimmer: Fartor's brother was an absolute jerk!
Cozy Glow: Yeah what a heartless monster! He poisoned his brother to where he needs farts in order to live!
Hex: Like with how Mr. Freeze needs cold to live.
Sonic: What a jerk and a freak.
Tails: I'm glad that Fartor's brother is in jail.
Knuckle: Same with me too.
MetalSeadramon: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Noah: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
He turned into the Blue Time Force Ranger!
They fired waves of energy, magic, stars, lightning and bones and smashed him down.
Orion, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon - Poor Fartor
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon: Poor Fartor. He did nothing to deserve becoming like this.
Orion: Yeah I feel sorry for him. His own brother ruined his life.
Adagio Dazzle: Yeah no kidding there.
Aria Blaze: Yeah he just wanted a normal life but his brother took it all away from him.
Sonata Dusk: With one Dutch Oven too many.
Apple Bloom: Yeah that was awful!
Sweetie Belle: What a jerk.
Scootaloo: Yeah what a total jerk!
Diamond Tiara: He gives all brothers everywhere a bad name.
Silver Spoon: What a fiend!
Harpymon: Yeah what a chump. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and energy and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Sorry the Red Guy gave you all so much trouble this week.
Fiona Hernandez: It's not that big of a deal. Besides it was all really funny and awesome.
Pink Ranger Slayer: I heard that Cow and Chicken's teacher sang a ballad about them.
Fiona Hernandez: She sure did and it was really good from what I heard.
Himiko Toga: I thought it was an awesome story in that song too.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it wa awesome.
Sweetie Belle: It's awesome and cool.
Scootaloo: Yeah. That song was cool and great with the Red Guy as a detective.
Diamond Tiara: Mike Heiny was his name. Funny.
Silver Spoon: It sure was awesome and funny.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was cool too.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That is cool and awesome too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: Pretty cool how many of my fellow Digimon were all in this group this time.
Marie Hernandez: Boy it sure is.
Weddinmon: Yep. I heard that Cow and Chicken did a Plastic Surgery competition.
Marie Hernandez: You heard right and that was really crazy! They turned all sorts of kids into animals. I don't know whether to call that Plastic Surgery or a crime against nature.
Ibara Shiozaki: I would call it both actually. But that is really crazy.
Frozen Fright: What animals were they turned into?
Marie Hernandez: A girl got turned into a pebble crab, a boy got turned into a banana slug, a boy got turned into a sperm whale and Chicken got turned into a realistic beaver.
Weddinmon: Wow! That is really crazy!
Thunder Terror: Yeah that is nuts! But it turns out the Red Guy was really a plastic pipe salesman from Bend, Oregon.
Magma Gloom: That is really crazy too.
Toxic Horror: Yeah no kidding!
Louie PoisonSea: Yeah it sure was. He got arrested for it though.
Weddinmon: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: I heard that Chicken ate Coffee Cereal.
Nicole Hernandez: He sure did! You should have seen what he did after that! He was so high on Caffeine that he wouldn't be able to sleep for 72 hours.
Star Swirl the Bearded: What a crazy cereal there.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye! Yeah he was really hyper too!
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It was crazy too.
Mistmane: Yeah no kidding!
Flash Magnus: Cow tried to help him get to sleep and find the cure too.
Mage Meadowbrook: It sure was crazy too.
Gusty the Great: But the cure was really warm milk.
Clover the Clever: Cow went Supercow and saved him thank goodness.
Carly Atlas: I may drink coffee myself but I would never act that crazy.
Marcel: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung
Su Yung was next.
Su Yung: I heard that Cow flew a kite and it really hurt him.
Natasha Hernandez: It sure did and Boneless Chicken flew a kite in the Vietnam War and he really got hurt.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that was crazy. It was over a lava park.
Princess Luna: No kidding there. How stupid.
Princess Cadance: No kidding there. The Red Guy was stupid too.
Minuette: The Red Guy may be funny but he has a brain the size of a peanut.
Twinkleshine: Yeah what a dope.
Lemon Hearts: He is a stupid moron.
Moondancer: Yeah he is a stupid moron.
Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah stupid dork.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah he was stupid there.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure doesn't have a smart in him.
Brittney: Yeah no kidding.
Misty Tredwell: That is true.
Su Yung: Boneless is funny and so is the Red Guy. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.
Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao
Admiral Zhao was next.
Admiral Zhao: I heard that Cow and Chicken went on a Grizzly Beaver safari in Africa.
Catherine Iroh: Yes they did and the Grizzly Beaver was one mean monster! He really was a stupid one too. He made fun of Supercow with stupid gestures.
Layla MacKenzie: He was a bully.
Sakura Avalon: What an idiot.
Madison Taylor: Yeah what a jerk of a beaver.
Chelsea: He made stupid faces and more.
Rita (Cardcaptors): Yeah what a total jerk and a monster.
Nikki: If someone did that to me I would smash his ugly bucktoothed butt into dust!
Kero: Yeah me too!
Li: Same with me too.
Yue (Cardcaptors): What a jerk.
Carly Atlas: Yeah he was a jerk.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding there.
Admiral Zhao: That beaver was bad. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Pirolilly, Emma Gale, Simone Honou, Paige and Carmen VS Torch Tiger
Torch Tiger was next.
Torch Tiger: Been a long time since we fought.
Pirolilly: No kidding there. But I'm looking forward to this one.
Emma Gale: Same with me too.
Simone Honou: I have a feeling we're going to kick lots of butt too.
Paige: Same here. It's always fun.
Torch Tiger: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Uta, Lynn, Luna, Lincoln, The Ripping Friends and Laney VS Frictor
Uta and her group were looking for her archenemy.
Uta: Where is my archenemy.
But then a figure came and crashed from the sky and it got up and it was FRICTOR!
Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (ECHOING) FRICTOR! MASTER OF FRICTION!
Uta: Frictor? Who is he?
Crag: You might as well blame us for making him.
Luna: Yeah he was a bad villain.
Lincoln: He sure was dudes.
Lynn: Well now we're going to rip him to shreds!
Rip: We'll rip him apart!
Uta then jumped and kicked him down and then Rip grabbed him in a bear hug!
Frictor: REDUCE FRICTION!
Frictor was smooth and he slipped out of his arms.
Lynn: Try this one!
Lynn fired a blast of fire and Frictor rubbed his hands and fired a wave of energy and the fire blast destroyed the blast of energy and smashed him down. Frictor got up.
Frictor laughed.
Frictor: THIS IS A GREAT CHALLENGE! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD A GOOD FIGHT!
Rip: You're going to be getting more than just a fight!
Uta: That's right you freak!
Uta jumped and landed on a tree branch and then jumped and landed on top of the playground roof and then she ran and jumped and jumped off another tree and flew at Frictor and smashed her fist into his face and smashed him down!
Lynn: WOW! Uta that was incredible!
Luna: Yeah dude that was amazing!
Uta: Thanks guys. Parkour is really awesome.
Lynn: Oh it sure is. You are a true master at it.
Simone Honou the Zhuqiaomon Gene-Slammer, Jonny 2X4, Eddy and Luan VS Evil Jonny 2X4 A.K.A. The Gourd
Simone and her group were looking around.
Simone Honou: I know you're coming.
Then an insane laugh was heard and then out came the Gourd!
The Gourd: You are going to become a fried chicken!
Simone Honou: Come and try it Squash Face!
Simone fired a blast of fire and burned him and then Jonny bit the Gourd in his face.
Eddy and Luan blasted him with light and smashed him down.
Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou
LeFou was next.
LeFou: So Pinkie Pie's big mission is tomorrow?
Himiko Toga: It sure is and I think Rango is gonna be an awesome addition and a great hombre for the team.
Princess Platinum: Oh I most agree there and it'll be great.
Commander Hurricane: Rango is an awesome chameleon hero.
Chancellor Puddinghead: He sure is awesome.
Smart Cookie: He sure is and he saved the town of Dirt and gave it awesome water.
Private Pansy: He sure did.
Clover the Clever: That is amazing.
Penance: I thought that was cool too.
LeFou: He sure did. I'm gonna need a lot of beer for the mission. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.
Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire
Sunfire was next.
Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) Looks like we're going to have a lot of fun on Pinkie Pie's big mission tomorrow.
Rhonda Monroe: We sure will be having fun.
Sunny Starscout: It will be awesome and one for the Old West.
Izzy Moonbow: I'm looking forward to this one.
Hitch Trailblazer: This is gonna be so awesome and cool.
Pipp Petals: You got that right there.
Zipp Storm: I am looking forward to this one too.
Himiko Toga: Same with me too.
Diamond Tiara: I hope we take a lot of Rango's enemies down.
Cozy Glow: I have a feeling we will.
Sunfire: And it'll be fun. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and smashed him down.
Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.
Abacus Cinch was next.
Abacus Cinch: Why do Cow and Chicken love Pork Butts and Taters?
Irena Malkovich: It's their favorite food. It's hams and potatoes. Really awesome.
Indigo Zap: We had them during the Happy Meat competition and it was awesome.
Lemon Zest: It's all awesome and delicious.
Sunny Flare: Yeah it was cool.
Sugarcoat: It was logical and fun.
Sour Sweet: It sure was cool seeing Cow and Chicken fire the food from a catapult.
Frosty Orange: It was awesome to see.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy it sure was cool!
Princess Cadance: It sure was cool and fun.
Flurry Heart: Awesome and fun.
Abacus Cinch: Boy it sure was cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.
Witchfire was next.
Witchfire: Bobbing for Meatballs is really awesome.
Shinoa: Boy it sure was awesome.
Me: Yeah it was really awesome and fun doing that.
Brittany Gresh: Like bobbing for apples but for meatballs.
Witchfire: Yep. Lets do it!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
We fired waves of blue fire and fire and smashed her down.
Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn
Lady Flamicorn was next.
Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 케첩만 주는 레드가이는 누구에게나 건강에 전혀 좋지 않다. 케첩에 너무 많은 소금과 식초. (The Red Guy serving only ketchup food is not good for anyones health at all. So much salt and vinegar in ketchup.)
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 네, 솔직히 말해서 그는 그가 아이들의 건강에 조금도 신경을 쓰지 않았다고 생각합니다. 하지만 그가 어떻게 다양한 형태와 모양의 케첩 음식을 만들 수 있었는지 정말 영리했습니다. (Yeah in all honesty I don't think he cared about the kids health one bit. But it was really clever how he was able to make ketchup food in many forms and shapes.)
Sam S.L.: That was really something and it was really cool.
Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 거기에 동의합니다. 그가 어떻게 그렇게 했는지 정말 대단합니다. 케첩 플레이크, 젤라틴, 아이스크림, 햄, 피쉬볼, 파이, 고기 등이 있습니다. 암소와 치킨은 그곳에서 그에게 한 가지 놀라운 수준의 경쟁을 주었습니다. (I agree there. It is really awesome how he did that. Ketchup flakes, gelatin, ice cream, ham, fish balls, pie, meats and so much more to eat. Cow and Chicken sure gave him one amazing level of competition there.)
Finn: Yeah and I thought that was really awesome.
Flame Princess: Me too and that is really something.
Princess Bubblegum: It sure is cool.
Eli: It sure is awesome too and the food for both sides was really delicious.
Lady Flamicorn: 그래도 모두 정말 좋았습니다. 해보자! (It all was really good though. Lets do it!)
They fired waves of fire and candy and smashed her down.
Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal
Kru'll the Eternal was next.
Kru'll the Eternal: Cow and Chicken have gone on crazy and really funny adventures over the years.
Logan White: Boy they sure have.
Tyranno Hassleberry: They were really great and funny too.
Aylene Carter: They sure were awesome too.
Littlefoot: I agree there myself.
Kru'll: Yes they sure were awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine
Baddie Undine was next.
Baddie Undine: How come Cow and Chicken's mom and dad are only a pair of disembodied legs that can talk?
Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) Boy good question. I don't know how that's even possible.
Bai Tza: Yeah it sure was crazy.
Maria: How in the world are they still here let alone being parents.
Girl Jordan: Cow has a science project for the parents though.
Baddie Undine: I wonder what it is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)
Morpho was next.
Morpho: Was the Red Guy also an ice cream man?
Laura Wynn: Yes he sure was but he was actually called an Eye Scream Man. How stupid and nuts.
Crysta: Yeah he looks into your eyes and screams into your face.
Laney: That is stupid and insane.
Ren: Yes it most sure is crazy.
Tula: Yeah no kidding there.
Ioz: Yeah no kidding there.
Niddler: That was a crazy guy.
Morpho: Boy I'll say. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.
Omaima Lexington the Blue Whale Gene-Slammer, Sirius, Himiko Toga, Bai Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Luna Loud, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket VS Honest John and Gideon
Honest John and Gideon were next.
Honest John: These farts smell worse than yours.
Omaima Lexington: PHEW! You're not kidding and I'm always going to be gassy forever. (LOUD FART) Pardon me.
Sirius: After all this I think we've had enough farts here to last forever.
Himiko Toga: Yeah no kidding there.
Bai Tza: But it's part of nature and there's nothing we can do about it.
Maria: That is true.
Girl Jordan: Yeah it's part of who we are as humans.
Luna: That's right dudes.
Pinocchio: Yeah we can't help it.
Honest John: That's right. It's nature.
Omaima Lexington: Yep. (LOUD FART) Oops. Pardon me.
Honest John: No worries. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed them down.
Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor
Chocolate Sailor was next.
Chocolate Sailor: Boy this has been one stinky adventure hasn't it.
Sonya Furya: Yeah it sure has been crazy!
Mary Knudson: Yeah no kidding! What a stinky one.
Lola: And I thought that Stinky Butt's farts smelled horrible.
Lori: This was literally funny though and I thought my farts were terrible.
Chocolate Sailor: Aye mateys. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Elizabeth O'Carroll the Gene-Slammer of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Misty Tredwell, Himiko Toga and J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon VS Wolfblade Conglomerate
The Wolfblades were next.
Wolfblades: (GAGS) MAN THE FARTS FROM FARTOR ARE REALLY HURTING MY NOSE!
Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent() Aye they are bad farts now.
Misty Tredwell: PHEW! No kidding!
Me: I'm gonna be blowing my nose big time after this.
Himiko Toga: Me too.
Wolfblades: Oh man! No kidding! Lets do it!
We fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Natasha Katariina the Honest Gene-Slammer, Ibara Shiozaki, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 VS Moby Duck.
Moby Duck was next.
Mrs. Dirt: These farts smell just as bad as my lazy good for nothing son that didn't take a bath for 36 years.
Natasha Katariina: What a slob.
Ibara: Yeah no kidding there.
Numbuh 2: Yeah that was crazy!
Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) What a slob.
Mrs. Dirt: I agree. Lets do it!
Moby Duck: (QUACKS)
They fired waves of water and energy and smashed Moby Duck down.
Gloria Gellespie the Vladat Gene-Slammer, Lucy Loud, Brittney and Carly Atlas VS Zimbo (AAAHH! Real Monsters)
Zimbo was next.
Zimbo: These farts are not so bad. It's what we monsters had to put up with every day.
Gloria Gellespie: Easy for you to say.
Lucy Loud: Yeah you live in a garbage dump.
Brittney: And that is good with you.
Carly Atlas: But not for us.
Zimbo: True. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Olivia Boone the Ickthyperambuloid Gene-Slammer, Slappy Squirrel, Lynn and Rainbow Dash VS Daniel Boone (Animaniacs)
Daniel Boon was next.
Daniel Boone: You guys have been through a lot with this stench haven't you?
Olivia Boone: It was crazy ancestor.
Slappy Squirrel: I haven't seen anyone fart this much since the time Rodney Dangerfield was in Caddyshack.
Lynn: That was a really funny movie!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was awesome and funny!
Daniel Boone: You aren't kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves water and energy and smashed him down.
Meridith McHenrickson the Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer, Mario, Luigi, Daisy (1993) and Kaina Tsutsumi VS President Koopa
Meridith and her group were looking around for President Koopa.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) Ach you can come out now.
President Koopa came out.
President Koopa: YOU GUYS DIE!
He fired waves of fireballs at them and they dodged them and they hit the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Mario 1993: This guy is a pyromaniac!
Luigi 1993: This guy is nuts!
Daisy 1993: Yeah no kidding!
Meridith fired explosive boulders and they hit Koopa all over.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down.
Super Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Zaien
Zaien was next.
Nico: Time for us to kick your shiny metal ass!
Nico opened Zaien's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Arctic Defenders of The Cold, they're large swords with snowflakes etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blades, large marine blue angel wings for the crossguards, large marine blue gems embedded in the rainguard, longer black handles, and large marine blue gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went Super Megaforce!
Nico: Time for a big time buttkicking!
The Super Megaforce Rangers summoned the Super Megaforce Cannon and they charged it up and it was locked on Target.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Zaien and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Zaien you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Nico: Time for you to take a wiff of fresh air.
Troy: You're not dying this time, Fartor!
Hailey Timaeus: That's right! First I summon my dragon self and merge him with Nimble Momonga!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Nimble Momonga and they formed into an awesome flying squirrel dragon. It was called COLUGO SONIC DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Here's a cute one. Meet Colugo Sonic Dragon!
Joan Critias: That is a cute one. Now for this one. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Harpie's Feather Storm!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Harpie's Feather Storm and they formed into a new dragon. It was a dragon that looked like a roc and had storms of feathers all over the wings. It was called FEATHER STORM HARPIE DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Say hello to Feather Storm Harpie Dragon!
Gina Hermos: Awesome! Now for this one. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Cyber Eternity Dragon!
Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Cyber Eternity Dragon and it formed into an awesome and really wicked scythe bladed dragon whip! It was called ETERNITY CYBER DRAGON WHIP!
Gina Hermos: This is the Eternity Cyber Dragon Whip!
Nico: Cool girls! And the Colugo Sonic Dragon is cute.
Hailey Timaeus: Thanks Nico. He's the smallest one out of all the dragon monsters I made.
Nico: I can see that.
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared had our Zenkai Cannons ready!
Touma Kamiyama: Awesome guys! Kaito and crew really has been a huge help to all of you.
Nico: They sure have. All of the Sentai Teams have been helpful to us.
Touma Kamiyama: Cool! But when Zocks joins the team later tell him the Saber Kamen Riders say hello.
Nico: I'll relay the message.
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!
We summoned the Zyuranger, Abaranger, Kyoryuger and Ryusoulgers!
Nico: YEAH!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers!
Nico: Time for these farts to fight back!
Me: Taste this one!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!
I fired a blast of fire from my butt and it hit Fartor and burned him all over.
Camie: Take that bub!
We fired waves of fire and smashed him around all over the place.
Soundwave, Plant Man, Sweet Leaf and Blaster used the Decepticon, Equestria and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Soundwave's Concussion Blaster-Gun, Blaster's Electro-Scrambler Gun and Plant Man and Sweet Leaf's powers 100-fold.
Soundwave and Plant Man: SONIC LEAF STORM!
Sweet Leaf and Blaster: PLANT BLAST FURY!
Pinky and the Brain and Road Rovers: ROVER GENIUS FURY!
Black Adam and Santiago-Casagrande Family: LIGHTNING MEXICO BLAST!
Jet and FernGully: NATURE LIFE BLAST!
Magneto and Hernandez Sisters: SACRED MAGNETIC BLAST!
Melter and Atlantis: ATLANTIS MAELSTROM BLAST!
Jack O Lantern and Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: PUMPKIN BOMB BARRAGE!
Kite Man and Sailor Moon: PLANET KITE BARRAGE!
Mole Man and Volcana: VOLCANIC MOLE BLAST!
Golden Glider and Goths of Darkness: SKATERS OF DARKNESS!
Leap Frog and Johnny Bravo: FROGS OF THE LITTLE MAMMAS!
Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ty and Abby: LIGHTNING FART MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lily Limeroth, Lincoln, Ty, Abby, Nico, Eli and Rainbow Dash: FARTS OF JUSTICE BLAST!
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!
They fired a massive blast of fire farts!
Lincoln: AIR FRESH ELEMENT STYLE: FRESH COOKIES!
Jessica Shannon: AIR FRESH FIRE STYLE: CHOCOLATE!
Yuna: AIR FRESH WATER STYLE: VANILLA!
Toph: AIR FRESH EARTH STYLE: COCONUT!
Tatsumaki: AIR FRESH WIND STYLE: ORANGES!
Entrapta: AIR FRESH LIGHTNING STYLE: LEMONS!
Perfuma: AIR FRESH NATURE STYLE: GRAPEFRUIT!
Frosta: AIR FRESH ICE STYLE: PINE TREES!
R. Mika: AIR FRESH LIGHT STYLE: PINEAPPLE!
Juri Han: AIR FRESH DARK STYLE: BERRIES!
Menat: AIR FRESH STAR STYLE: LYCHEE!
Shantae: AIR FRESH MAGIC STYLE: SEAWATER!
Peni Parker: AIR FRESH WEB STYLE: LEATHER!
Chronoa: AIR FRESH TIME STYLE: MINT!
Colette Brunel: AIR FRESH LIGHT STYLE: ROSE!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): AIR FRESH DARK STYLE: APPLE!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said scents.
Lincoln and his harem: AIR FRESH FINAL SMASH: MEGA FRESH MIST!
They fired a massive mist of the scent of fresh lemons which neutralized Fartor's farting scents and then they beat the crap outta him! He was knocked down and arrested.
Thundermon: There. Now, there's no dead Fartor this time.
Duskmon: Which means there's nothing for you guys to feel bad about.
Me: Thank goodness there.
Ty: We're not feeling bad about anything this time anyway.
Mercurymon: Just saying.
Grumblemon: Now, we just need to find an archenemy for Fartor.
MetalSeadramon: After we cure his problem.
Me: I think it might be permanent.
Touma Kamiyama: That was awesome!
Me: It sure was! Thank you guys for helping us here.
Touma Kamiyama: It was our pleasure guys.
Kouta Kazuraba: This was really awesome too. Nico, J.D., you guys are really awesome as Kamen Riders too.
Nico: Thanks. And Megan and Lillian are gonna have a lot of awesome adventures with you guys in Japan.
Touma Kamiyama: We're really looking forward to seeing you guys. Kento you stay safe with them till the big day.
Kento: I will man.
The Kamen Riders of Gaim and Saber went back to Japan.
Kento: It was awesome seeing everyone again.
Me: Yeah it sure was cool.
?: I will destroy all of you in the name of the Noxian Empire!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Ahri: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Darius.
A massive figure came out, and it was none other than the bloodthirsty leader of The Hand of Noxus, Darius.
Ahri: I should've known you'd show up here, Darius.
Darius (League of Legends): I shall destroy all of you and this entire world will belong to the Empire!
Aethia the Battle Faerie: That's not going to happen.
Suddenly, Aethia the Battle Faerie's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with fire, ice, and faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Darius, she left purple energy, fire, ice, and faeries with every step.
Aethia the Battle Faerie: Darius, the crimes that you've committed against humanity and in the name of the Noxian Empire have gone unpunished for far too long, and now, you shall pay the price for your crimes.
Suddenly, Aethia the Battle Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with fire and ice surrounding it, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Aethia the Battle Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Aethia the Battle Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has orange and blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with fire, ice, and faeries surrounding her, she has a faerie with the Fire and Ice Kanjis in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with orange and blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Ice Kanjis in its hands, she has a faerie with orange and blue gems for the eyes and the Fire and Ice Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Aethia the Battle Faerie has on a light green sleeveless midriff top with fire and ice on it and a blue phoenix on it, light green pants, purple ankle-high boots, and long light green sleeveless trenchcoat with fire, ice, and faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a faerie with fire and ice surrounding it. Aethia the Battle Faerie's purple fairy wings with grew much bigger for her new body, and they have faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Aethia the Battle Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with light green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and she has on green bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps.
Aethia the Battle Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with light green gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a purple kanji below the faerie that said, "Aethia the Battle Faerie, Battle Faerie of Neopia, Owner of The Weapons Shop, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Ice, Weapons, and Battle"
Aethia バトルフェアリー、ネオピアのバトルフェアリー、武器屋のオーナー、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、素晴らしい驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、そして火、氷、武器、そして戦いのマスター
Aethia the Battle Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY FIRESTORM AND ARCTIC STORM BATTLE FAERIE ANGEL OF ARCTIC JUSTICE AND FIERY LOVE!
We were amazed by Aethia the Battle Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Darius saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to attack her with his axe, but Aethia the Battle Faerie fired a blast of purple energy with fire and ice, and it hits the bloodthirsty Darius, and he hits back first into the wall.
Nico: Whoa, Aethia the Battle Faerie's transformed. This is going to be one epic battle.
Me: Big time, and Aethia's not called the Battle Faerie for nothing, as we're about to see.
Lincoln: Wow, Aethia, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Aethia the Battle Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Fire and Ice Battle Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with Darius once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Aethia.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Aethia the Battle Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put that bloodthirsty and ruthless warmongering animal down once and for all!
Aethia the Battle Faerie and Lincoln went after Darius, who tried to attack them with his axe, but they dodged the swings of Darius' axe, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Faeries at Darius, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln attacked him with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and he left painful scars on him, and Aethia the Battle Faerie fired powerful purple energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Darius by his neck, and he tossed Darius into the air with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and he and Aethia the Battle Faerie fired powerful beams of energy, and as they hit Darius, the two energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing the murderous and bloodthirsty warmonger. Then, as his spirit appears, Aethia marked his forehead with a kanji and he was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Aethia the Battle Faerie and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Aethia the Battle Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Aethia the Battle Faerie: Reap what you have sown, enemy of mankind. Thank you for helping me take down and destroy Darius, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Aethia.
Suddenly, Aethia the Battle Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Aethia the Battle Faerie's face, they kissed passionately as Aethia the Battle Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with soldiers marching out into battle, along with the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Now, that's so awesome. Plus, we saw why Aethia's known as The Battle Faerie.
Me: That's right, Nico. Aethia's a formidable opponent and she's trained a lot with the weapons in her Weapons Shop.
Lincoln: That's right. Now, to take care of one last piece of unfinished business: destroying the Noxian Empire, so it never hurts anyone ever again.
Rainbow energy and elemental forces formed around Lincoln's large right hand, and we knew what he was going to do.
Lincoln: NOXIAN EMPIRE GENOCIDE BLAST!
Lincoln fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy and elemental forces, and they were directed right at the hideout of the Noxian Empire, and as they hit, the blasts wiped out every last member of The Noxian Empire, and their spirits were also sent to The Black Gates, and they were also erased from existence for good.
Nico: Whoa, I just sensed numerous energy signals fading. Linc, did you just...?
Lincoln: Yeah, I wiped out the Noxian Empire using my Noxian Empire Genocide Blast technique, and it's why I don't want any trouble from them ever.
Me: You did good on that one, big guy.
Nico: J.D.'s right, if what Darius did in the name of the Noxian Empire was bad, the same can be said of all those in The Noxian Empire. So, you made the right decision to wipe all of them out for good, that way, they won't come after us looking for revenge.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico.
Just then, the League of Legends girls in Lincoln's harem jumped him and he wound up with kissy marks on his body, and a lovestruck look on his face.
Me: And it looks like the girls gave you a big reward, big guy: kissy marks all over your body.
Lori: This is just literally way too cute not to ignore.
Lincoln: And I've gotten used to it, Lori.
Lincoln then struck back by kissing the girls who jumped him, and he also gave kisses to the rest of his harem, and they also had the same lovestruck looks on their faces.
Ty: (To the viewers) Remember this everyone, farting may be natural but it's what we do with it that counts. Just be careful where you break wind.
Nico: That's for sure. But great job today everyone! Now we have to prepare for tomorrow.
Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow?
Nico: The Same thing we do every day Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Chorus: (Singing) They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!
We laughed!
Nico: No I'm just kidding! That's something Brain would say usually.
Pinky: Sorry about that. Force of habit.
Nico: No worries. But it was funny.
Me: Yeah it's true.
Nico: But still great job everyone. We're actually going to get ready for Pinkie Pie's big mission tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: That's right! It's gonna be amazing!
Nico: Yep.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.
Meanwhile in Dirt, Nevada a certain Chameleon Sheriff was getting ready for our arrival and it was gonna be awesome.
Rango: Now these things are gonna be awesome as we have Team Loud Phoenix Storm with us.
Beans: It sure will Rango. I can't wait to kick Tortoise John in his shell.
Rango: Me too everyone. Lets get ready!
He pointed the gun at the camera and then…
BANG!
The screen turned red like blood!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Another awesome fanfic done.
This is a sequel to chapter 890 and it was awesome! But Fartor was a strange and really gross but sad villain that I feel sorry for. His own brother made him this way. What a heartless and total jerk! Now Fartor is gonna be in the M.O.E. P.U.! THIS WAS A REALLY STINKY CHAPTER! The first chapters were for planets made of beans and weenies and pizza and those were two really awesome and delicious adventures. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Luster Dawn, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are gonna be in for a really sweet and awesome rescue as we go to a swamp planet made entirely out of chocolate pudding and the trees and islands are made of nilla cookies and chocolate bars and chocolates of all kinds! We're going there to have an awesome rescue as we face the ICE CREAM MONSTER From the very first episode of Codename Kids Next Door. And we're going to meet an awesome gene-slammer named Allison Nouveux and she is an Alicorn Gene-Slammer. In her Alicorn form she is known as Firestorm Flare! Allison Nouveux is one of Nico's friends from Math and Metalworks classes. She is very skilled with fire and knows all about how to sculpt with metal. She is also very smart and skilled and has a really awesomely high IQ at 600. She is also an Alicorn Gene-slammer and when she is in her Allicorn form she goes by the name Firestorm Flare. She has a very skilled and extremely powerful mastery over Equestria Magic and she is said to be 600 billion times more powerful than all the major villains of Equestria combined. For Lincoln's Rescue he is gonna go to an island planet made of Vanilla pudding and the islands are gonna be made of Nilla Wafer cookies and this is the sister planet of the chocolate pudding swamp planet. It's the sister planet of the chocolate pudding swamp planet. This rescue is gonna take place right after Nico's rescue and us meeting Allison Nouveux. We're also going to face the Pound Cake from the episode Operation CAKED TWO and we're going to also to meet a gene-slammer for a Giant Germ named Fern Kemmington and she is one of Lincoln's Science Partners. She is also a powerful fighter and has a power unlike anything we have ever seen. She has a deadly bite that can cause people to get the stomach flu and explosive diarrhea as well as make people look like they had drank too many beers. She used this power many times on Lori and made her soil all her pants and got her in trouble bad. As you all saw, the next chapter is gonna be for the awesome 2011 movie Rango and that is gonna be awesome and cool. We're going to face Tortoise John and turn that turtle into some turtle soup. To quote The Shredder from 1987 "TOMORROW WE DINE ON SOME TURTLE SOUP!"
See you all tomorrow!
