HOWDY Y'ALL! LETS GET READY FOR AN AMAZING SHOWDOWN AT HIGH NOON!
Flying through space yet again on another awesome rescue was Nico, Luster Dawn, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were going to be in for an awesome thrill on another food planet.
Me: I have a feeling the next food planet we're going to is gonna be a cool one.
Nico: It sure will be.
Laney: This is gonna be so awesome. I hope this planet is just as amazing as the planets we all went to.
Lincoln: Me too Laney.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Luster Dawn.
Luster Dawn: Anytime Nico. This is such an honor to go on a great rescue with you all. Especially since Pinkie Pie is having her big mission later today.
Nico: Yep.
Pinkie Pie: It's gonna be amazing to see Rango and everyone in Dirt again.
Applejack: YEEHAW! I hope we face lots of bad guys there.
Me: And if my predictions are correct we're going to face the Moogers in the footsoldiers. Quite frankly I would have picked the ToQger Footsoldiers for this one because we're in an Old West type town.
Nico: That would make it much more fun.
Me: It sure would.
Nico: Luster Dawn, is it an honor to be Twilight's student?
Luster Dawn: It's a really great honor Nico. Twilight Sparkle is not just the Princess of Friendship and Ruler of Equestria, she is also a great teacher, my mentor and an awesome role model for many people and ponies.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow Luster. I'm so honored you think so highly of me.
Sunset Shimmer: That is true. It's so awesome.
Eli: Wow. Just like how J.D. is my teacher, mentor and my brother.
Me: Yep.
Nico: That is a powerful bond between student and teacher.
Laney: Yep. So awesome.
Pinkie Pie: It sure is. Just like Pumpkin and Pound Cake are my students under me at Sugarcube Corner.
Me: Wow! Lots of great teachers.
Fluttershy: Yes it's so amazing.
Rarity: It sure is darlings and it is most amazing.
We later arrived at the planet. It was a brown planet with an amazing landscape from space. It was a swamp planet.
Nico: This must be the place.
Me: Yep. The coordinates are right. From space it looks like a dark mountain planet.
Nico: Yeah. I don't have a student officially. But I did take pride in teaching Young Ben how to switch forms.
Me: Well someday you will get a student Nico. If Master Goku can take me on as his student, you can too.
Nico: Thanks man. That means a lot.
Me: You're welcome.
We went down to the planet and we landed in an amazing swamp!
Nico: WHOA!
But this was not just a swamp. It was a swamp where the water was made of chocolate pudding, the trees were made of chocolate and the islands in the swamp are made of Chocolate Nilla Wafer cookies!
Me: WHOA! It's a swamp planet where EVERYTHING is made of chocolate!
Laney: (DROOLS) OH WOW!
Lola: OH WOW! THIS IS AN AWESOME PLANET!
Twilight Sparkle: This is incredible!
Me: Wow! Camie do you love chocolate?
Camie: Oh you bet I do!
Twilight Sparkle: Who DOESN'T like chocolate?
Me: Eustace's mom that's who. She is not human.
Nico: CHOCOLATE! ALL MINE! YOU HEAR ME?! FUCKING MINE!
Me: NICO!
I held him back!
Me: NICO HAS CHOCOLATE CRAVING INSANITY!
Eli: I've seen this before.
Luster Dawn: We have to eat some chocolate before Nico eats it all!
Camie: Right!
Nico: (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Lily: Man I haven't seen chocolate mania like this since the time me, SpongeBob and Patrick found a guy that goes crazy around chocolate.
Me: (GROANS) Jeez! That was crazy!
Nico: [screaming] Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!
Me: Girls fan out and get as much chocolate as you can! I'll hold Nico back!
Lola: (grabs Nico's and Lana's heads) Excuse me you two but I need to discipline the nanny goats!
Lana: What did I do?!
Lola: Nothing! But I need another head to bonk against Nico's head.
Lana: Oh. This is gonna hurt!
Nico: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
BONK!
Nico and Lana got their heads bonked together.
Nico and Lana: OUCH!
Nico: Ow! Thanks Lola. Man sorry you had to see that.
Me: Boy Nico you REALLY LOVE chocolate don't you?
Nico: You have no idea. I love chocolate as much as I love cheese.
Lola: Nico, please calm down. There's enough chocolate to go around.
Nico: Sorry Lola. Chocolate and cheese are two of my favorite foods ever.
Laney: Boy I can see that Nico.
Fluttershy: Wow Nico you really love chocolate.
Pinkie Pie: (Eating chocolate) Mmm! This is delicious! Want some Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure.
We got to eating the chocolate and it was REALLY AWESOME!
Nico: I haven't forgotten that Will's missions are gonna start today.
Me: I know and I'm really excited about it too. We get to meet Eiji and the OOO Kamen Riders and kick Greeed ass.
Nico: Me too and it was awesome that we got to meet the Gaim and Saber Kamen Riders yesterday.
Me: That was an awesome honor. And we start meeting the Gaim Kamen Riders on Lillian's Ambassador missions after Applejack's and I think Megan starts her ambassador missions with the Saber Kamen Riders next week.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: This is gonna be so awesome.
Me: Eiji and his team can help me out with my OOO Kamen Rider form. I'm still getting it all down.
Nico: No worries. But still seeing your OOO form was really cool.
Me: Yes it sure was. And I have a feeling that our laboratory is gonna be overflowing with Cell Medals and I'm going to be collecting Core Medals all over the place.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome though. Eiji may be an airhead but he knows how to get the job done.
Me: Yep.
Eli: But he was awesome in all those forms with the medals.
Laney: He sure was. Darn shame he didn't help us during the 20 Days of Darkness though.
Me: No kidding.
Everyone was eating chocolate.
Nico: So, how's everyone enjoying their chocolate?
They were giving Nico the thumbs up and it was good.
But then…
ROAAAAAARRR!
We heard a roar and then we saw a huge monster come and it was AN ICE CREAM MONSTER!
The Ice Cream Monster is a minor antagonist in Kids Next Door. It is a giant ice cream-comprised beast made of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate created by the Delightful Children From Down the Lane against Sector V of the KND (Kids Next Door).
Appearance
The Ice Cream Monster resembles a giant turtle-like monster made of mostly of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream, while it's shell and horns are made of ice cream cones. Though it's eyes are green, it is currently unknown if it's eyes are made of ice cream or something else.
Biography
In the episode "Operation I.-S.C.R.E.A.M.", The Ice Cream Monster was made by the Delightful Children From Down the Lance to destroyed the Kids Next Door, namely Sector V. Firstly, the creature stomps on Numbuh 2. Secondly, shoot ice cream cones to pin Numbuh 1 against a wall. Thirdly, spitting cream (with a cherry) on Numbuh 5. Finally, dipped Numbuh 4 into melted chocolate, causing him to be immobilized. The Ice Cream Monster prepares to finish off Numbuh 1. Fortunately, Numbuh 3 couldn't stand the coldness in ice cream factory, so she triggers the heater to billion degrees. As result, causing the monster to be melted.
Lola: WHOA! IT'S THE ICE CREAM MONSTER!
Me: WHOA! It's a monster made entirely out of soft serve ice cream!
Laney: Wow!
Nico: ICE CREAM! MUST EAT!
Nico then took a huge bite out of the ice cold monster's leg and swallowed. But then he got a REALLY NASTY COLD HEADACHE!
Nico: AAAAAAGGGGHH! BRAIN FREEZE!
May: Nico you shouldn't eat ice cream too fast like that!
Me: WHOA! He looks a lot like Bowser from Mario.
Laney: WOW!
But then a massive fire blast hit the monster and it roared in pain as its arm was melted off!
Nico: WHOA! Nice one Lola.
Lola: That wasn't me Nico! It's from her!
We saw an orange Alicorn with a fire color mane and tail and a sun and flame cutie mark appear!
Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! Firestorm Flare!
Firestorm Flare: I didn't expect to see you all here.
Nico: Wait that voice. Allison? Allison Nouveux?
Firestorm Flare: Nico? Wow!
Twilight Sparkle: Allison Nouveux?
Firestorm Flare changed into a girl with golden orange hair and she had orange clothes and she was in bare feet and she had orange and pink fire angel wings and her sun cutie mark was on her arm.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow!
Me: You're the Alicorn Gene-Slammer? WHOA!
Twilight Sparkle: That is amazing! My friend is also the Alicorn Gene-Slammer.
Luster Dawn: That is amazing!
Nico: And now, I'm back to being not crazy.
Allison Nouveux: That's my friend. He always had such an incredibly powerful insanity for sweet food.
Nico: Yeah.
But then the Ice Cream Monster went at us and then a huge jar appeared and formed around it and Vypra, Dark Spicer and Waffle Woman Appeared.
Nico: Wow! You guys sure know how to arrive just in time.
Vypra: We sure do. Wow! This planet is amazing.
Me: We were shocked ourselves and our Ice Cream Monster friend here made Nico go nuts for ice cream. Also the entire planet made Nico go bonkers for chocolate.
Vypra: It sure do.
Allison Nouveux: That's my pal. Oh sorry. Allison Nouveux. I'm an Alicorn Gene-slammer.
Dark Spicer: Wow! That is awesome.
Vypra: Cool to meet you.
Allison Nouveux: Same here. In my Alicorn form I'm known as Firestorm Flare.
Twilight Sparkle: That is awesome that Allison and Firestorm Flare are both one in the same.
Allison Nouveux: It sure is. Sorry about the deception Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: It's all right Allison but this is really amazing that you are also an Alicorn Gene-Slammer too.
Nico: It sure is. Wow.
Vypra: The Ice Cream monster will make a great addition to the M.O.E.
Me: It sure will especially with how Nico ate a chunk of its leg off and he got brain freeze.
We laughed.
Vypra, Dark and Waffle Woman teleported back with the monster.
Allison Nouveux landed.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Laney: It sure was.
Nico: Usually, my old friends don't name their transformations.
Allison Nouveux: In my case I did. I wanted to blend in and learn how to be a pony and an angel too.
Twilight Sparkle: I have seen Allison in action many times before and she is amazingly smart and has magic and powers that are just as strong as all the princesses combined. Not even Chrysalis would stand up to her.
Nico: That is cool! And Allison was born with a powerful IQ of 600.
We were amazed!
Me: WOW! 600 IQ? That is incredible.
Allison Nouveux: It sure is. √1254.21 is 35.4148274032!
Me: Wow! That is smart and amazing. What is the mass of neutron?
Allison Nouveux: It has no electric charge and a rest mass equal to 1.67493 × 10−27 kg—marginally greater than that of the proton but nearly 1,839 times greater than that of the electron.
Nico: Wow!
Me: (SPARKING)
Eli kicked me in the butt.
Me: (BLUBBERS) Wow! That is amazing that you know all that.
Laney: You and Lisa will get along great.
Lisa Loud: Indeed and it's an honor that you are going to be with us. I am most impressed with your quantum physics and science accomplishments.
Allison Nouveux: Thanks Lisa.
Luster Dawn: So, what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Allison Nouveux: My favorite would have to be where I helped Nico in an incredibly advanced trigonometry test in 4th grade and he got a perfect score on it. I also helped him in metalworking class too. Me and Nico made an amazing piece of art. We made an awesome sun shaped metal table and it had this awesome image of a thunderstorm over the Grand Canyon with lightning striking a tree. It also had a thunderbird over the canyon too. We got a triple A+ on it and our table was so popular that we made many of them and they sold big time for $90,000.00 each.
Nico: Yep.
Everyone: WOW!
Me: I wondered where me and my family got that table. That is awesome that you made that Nico.
Nico: Yep but you never asked.
Me: Touche.
Nico and Allison then hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Allison Nouveux: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But this was a really awesome rescue though. And on a swamp planet of chocolate too.
Lincoln: Yep it sure is. (Sapphire Eyes glow) Uh oh. There's trouble brewing on the planet not far from this one.
Nico: Looks like your next rescue is after mine right now.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Well lets head over there.
We were off.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, and Silverstream are heading to an island planet made of vanilla pudding and the islands are made of Nilla Wafer cookies, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls there, but we're also going to face the Pound Cake, a cake creature created by The Delightful Children from Down The Lane, and another enemy of The Kids Next Door.
Me: WHOA! It's a planet made of Vanilla Pudding! Wow!
Nico: PUDDING!
Twilight Sparkle: PUDDING!
Nico snapped out of it.
Lincoln; Wow, we're here on an island planet made of vanilla pudding with islands are made of Nilla Wafer cookies, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to face the Pound Cake, a cake creature created by The Delightful Children from Down The Lane, and another enemy of The Kids Next Door.
Nico: That's right, big guy, and if I remember correctly, didn't we face off against that cake monster years ago?
Lincoln: Yeah, we did. But, now, we're going to face off against him once again.
Me: Yeah, and you're now doing even more better than yesterday, big guy.
Lincoln: Thanks, J.D., and you guys are going to be in for a surprise: the reason why I was angry like that yesterday is because we found out I had a Rage Demon inside me.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: A Rage Demon, are they like the Nightmare Demon?
Lincoln: Exactly, but Rage Demons are the embodiment of rage and fury, and any person they infect will have bouts of anger and rage. Nicholette removed it from me before we all left for the chocolate pudding swamp planet, and when I drove my sword through it, I absorbed all of its negative energy, and I also found out something disturbing: I found out that it didn't escape from The Netherworld, it was summoned to our world by Damian Alaister and his Church of Necrom cronies.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: What?! So, it was Damian Alaister who summoned that Rage Demon yesterday and it infected you?!
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Why, those rotten, black-hearted, demonic Goths, they'll pay for what they did.
Nicholette Torrington: That's right, and after Lincoln absorbed all that negative energy from The Rage Demon, Brittney tossed it back into The Netherworld, and he applied a little more strength to the seal on the doors of their lair, and it prevented them from using their black magic to torment us.
Eli: Those monsters, have they no sense of decency?!
Lincoln: No, they don't, Eli, and now, that just gave me all the more reason to send them to a special prison for black magic-using evil Goths and heretics, after we also strip them of their dark magic. And thanks for joining us, Silverstream.
Silverstream: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be awesome.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Pound Cake, and it's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Pound Cake, and it's going to kill them.
?: That overgrown confectionary abomination, let's apprehend this beast!
Suddenly, we saw the Giant Germ Duel Monster appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, the Giant Germ Duel Monster.
Lola: Gross.
Lana: Awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Fern Kemmington, but we'll have to talk later, we got a giant cake monster to deal with, and I'd watch what you say, Lola.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at the Pound Cake, and that allowed the seven girls to get to safety. When the Pound Cake saw us, it roared in anger at us.
Lincoln: Alright, guys, anyone up for dessert?
Everyone: We are!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Silverstream, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Pound Cake, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, fireworks, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, and rainbow crystals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln swung his massive sword many times at Pound Cake, and cut him up into several slices which we put onto plates, and we ate him. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for that cake monster. (To Fern Kemmington) And it's so good to see you again, Fern Kemmington.
Fern Kemmington reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing dark pink hair, dark pink eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has the Poison Kanji tattooed on her forehead, she has massive dark pink angel wings, thanks to reigning in the power of Giant Germ, and she's dressed in a dark pink sleeveless vest, a dark pink scarf with hearts on it, purple sleeveless top, purple skirt with flowers, purple pants with flowers, purple sneakers, and purple sleeveless trenchcoat with germs and darkness on the coattails, and Giant Germ on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Giant Germ-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, purple wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem for the pommel.
Fern Kemmington: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Fern Kemmington and they hugged, and Fern Kemmington's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Fern Kemmington: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Fern Kemmington, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Michigan, she's one of my Science Partners in school, she's a powerful fighter and she's also really smart. And get ready for this extra surprise: Fern Kemmington has a power unlike anything we have ever seen: she has a deadly bite that can cause people to get the stomach flu and explosive diarrhea as well as make people look like they had drank too many beers. She used this power many times on Lori and made her soil all her pants and got her in trouble bad.
Our jaws hit the Nilla Wafer floor when Lincoln told us of Fern Kemmington's power.
Nico: Whoa, a deadly bite that causes people to get the stomach flu and explosive diarrhea, as well as make people look like they drank too many beers?! Dang, that's awesome.
Me: And when you said she used that power many times on Lori, I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Lori did something to earn Fern's wrath.
Lincoln: Yep, and you'll hear about it later.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Fern Kemmington's neck with pink gems on the gold thunderbolt links and purple crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.
Fern Kemmington: Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Fern.
Fern Kemmington had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and he leaned down and kissed Fern on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Alicia, Kisaragi Reona, Mizarisa, Yuuki Kaede, Cathy, and Melissa from Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full Dive RPG Is Even Shittier Than Real Life!, and Kaede from Gal & Dino.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Alicia, Kisaragi Reona, Mizarisa, Yuuki Kaede, Cathy, Melissa, and Kaede.
Nico: From Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full Dive RPG Is Even Shittier Than Real Life! and Gal & Dino, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Alicia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Alicia and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Pound Cake, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Alicia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and the six clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Alicia: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Alicia, Kisaragi Reona, Mizarisa, Yuuki Kaede, Cathy, Melissa, and Kaede with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue, and they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Pound Cake, the cake monster enemy of The Kids Next Door.
But, when Lincoln showed everyone what we did to that cake monster, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Fern Kemmington have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: And I can't believe that Damian Alaister and the rest of those Demon Goth punks were the ones who summoned that Rage Demon and it infected Lincoln.
Lori: They're still willing to stoop that low and seek revenge on Lincoln for what he did to Necrom, but now they've crossed a serious line.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, those party poopers are going straight to jail for this.
Twilight Sparkle: Using black magic on our future husband to torment him and us, that's just going way too far.
Lily the Mermaid: Yeah, and they're going to pay for this, big time!
Nicholette Torrington: And it'll be by our hands. They're going to learn that if they piss off Lincoln's Guardian Angels, there's going to be H-E-Double Hockey Sticks to pay.
Lincoln: That's right.
After dealing with Pound Cake, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Fern Kemmington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Fern Kemmington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Fern, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Fern Kemmington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Fern, how did you use that power of yours many times on Lori and got her in trouble bad?
Fern Kemmington: Oh, you're going to like this. As Lincoln's Guardian Angel, I took my job seriously in keeping Lincoln safe, and that meant dealing with the mean Loud Sisters, but the one who's more than once earned my wrath was Lori, she's been mean to Lincoln many times, and I wasn't going to let her get away with it, so during the times I've been with Lincoln, if Lori tried to order Lincoln like a slave, I bit her and it caused her to soil her pants, and I've done that so many times, Lori had gotten a lot of teeth marks on her and she soiled all of her pants, and got her in big trouble, especially when I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what Lori had done trying to order Lincoln around, and they knew I'd used my power on Lori. So, I was thanked by Mr. and Mrs. Loud for what I did in defending Lincoln, and Lori got grounded for thirteen weeks, and to make it even more bad, Lori had to triple wash all of her soiled pants, and she had to wear her mom's clothes from back in her youth.
We wound up getting grossed out, but we also cheered for what Fern did.
Me: Not going to lie, but you've got one deadly bite that'll give even the worst of the worst a bad case of the stomach flu, Fern.
Nico: And Lori learned her lesson big time. But, man, that power of yours is really something, Fern, and I can guess Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan also got out of the way?
Fern Kemmington: Yep.
Eli: That is really awesome.
Lana: I like this awesome power.
Lincoln: Lisa tried to find ways to neutralize her and take away Fern's power, but I warned Lisa that if she did that, I would personally sell all of her science equipment and she'd be next to suffer Fern's bite.
Lisa Loud: I didn't want to risk angering my elder brother or getting a nasty case of diarrhea and the stomach flu, so I decided to steer clear of Fern.
Nico: That's good.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their beach date, this time, it's at Aquatic Ruin Zone in Sonic's world.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble, and Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, are we ready?
Pinkie Pie: We're ready, Linky.
Lincoln and his harem left the World Tree Estate, and when they arrive at Aquatic Ruin Zone, it was a very beautiful series of Roman ruins on the outskirts of a forest. The background shows various fields covered in tall grass, with tall, brown mountains behind them and a blue sky above. The top and bottom of the Zone are covered in green flora that bear red fruit. The overall ground here is made of peach bricks covered in grass on the top, although crumbling, yellow platforms appear here as well.
Paige: Wow, is this the Aquatic Ruin Zone?
Lincoln: That's right, Paige, and Sonic and Tails have been here numerous times when they had to deal with Eggman, and now, it's a peaceful place without those bots running loose, and I figured we can have a bit of relaxation before your special mission today, Pinkie Pie.
Lincoln and his haremdived right into the waters, and they really enjoyed it. Plus, Lincoln got a deep tissue massage from the girls in his harem, and he returned the favor and he gave the girls a deep tissue massage in return. Then, they had some lunch that Lincoln packed, and they sat in a picnic area that Lincoln made. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your beach date?
Lincoln: Awesome, Nico. We went to the Aquatic Ruin Zone in Sonic's world.
Pinkie Pie: It was so amazing! We had so much fun there, and we also saw the ruins there as well.
Me: That's awesome.
Pinkie Pie: And we gave Linky another deep tissue massage to help him relieve and get rid of any tension he still had, and he really enjoyed it so much, he also gave us a deep tissue massage in return.
Lincoln: Their deep tissue massages really did the trick whenever we went to the beach.
Minerva Mink: (Seductively) And don't forget we also gave you more deep tissue massages when we were...alone, and we knew how much you like it, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Lincoln's face had a deep atomic red blush on his face. But, he had a sly smirk on his face, and he gave the girls in his harem a deeper kiss, which caused their faces to get a deep atomic red blush on their faces and hearts in their eyes.
Nico: Oh boy, Minerva, you'd better be careful when being seductive around Lincoln.
Lily the Mermaid: And that includes the rest of us, because our man will also turn the tables on us as well when it came to love.
Nico: Yep.
Later it was time for Will's first ever Ambassador mission to visit the Kamen Riders of OOO. This was gonna be so awesome to finally meet Eiji and friends. And kick some Greeed Ass!
Me: This is gonna be so awesome!
Nico: It sure is!
William: Anyone else want to go with Will? Besides Jake and 3 Rabbids?
Irma: Me and the girls can go too if that's all right?
Will Vandom: Sure girls! It'll be awesome.
Me: I can't wait to have some fun on this one.
Eli: Yeah me too!
Allison Nouveux: Who was the main villain of OOO?
Me: You guys will not like this asshole one bit. He was Kiyoto Maki.
Nico: He was one dangerous motherfucking mad scientist.
Nico went over his history.
Kiyoto Maki (真木 清人 Maki Kiyoto) is a researcher for the Kougami Foundation who leads the Greeed in the present day and the main antagonist of the Kamen Rider OOO series.
He was portrayed by Yu Kamio as an adult and Hayato Watanabe as a child.
As a young boy, Maki greatly loved his older sister Hitomi despite her abuse towards him. Hitomi told Kiyoto that the true value of something is only known when it ends, which became Maki's personal philosophy. Before the day of her wedding, Hitomi gave Maki a doll named Kiyo-chan so that he could have someone to talk to as a surrogate for her due to his difficulty of talking to others. However, jealous of his sister spending time with someone else, Maki set a fire in Hitomi's bedroom that killed her and burned Kiyo-chan's hair off. Some time after, Maki suppressed all memories of the event and Hitomi's cruelness, instead believing the fire was an accident and that Hitomi was kind.
Maki was later employed into the Kougami Foundation by Kougami. In the foundation, Maki studied the Cell Medals and developed many of the Candroids along with the Birth Driver. Maki first appeared to Eiji, Kamen Rider OOO, and Ankh when one of his assistants, a bomber named Tadano, was targeted by Mezool to use his desire to blow things up to nuture her Yummies. When Eiji learned that he knew, Maki finds himself leaving in panic after Eiji caused the puppet on Kiyoto's shoulder to fall off. Maki then continues his work and research on OOO before changing his study to the Greeed the effects of Core Medals on them, forming a partnership with Kazari to achieve what seemed to be a mutual agreement to evolve Kazari through the other Greeeds' Core Medals. When Akira Date became Kamen Rider Birth, Maki finds himself in a situation when Akira moves into his lab that further worsened when he learned that Kougami knew of his partnership with Kazari and threatened him to end it.
However, while protecting Chiyoko from the Shachi-Panda Yummy, the embodiment of his unfulfilled desire for maternal affection, Maki's repressed memories of Hitomi resurfaced as he reaffirmed his belief that the world should be ended, while it could still be remembered as something good and pure. Destroying all traces of his research, Maki left the Kougami Foundation to work with the Greed while he also stole the ten purple Core Medals that destroy desire. Placing half of the purple Core Medals in his body, Maki gains the ability to create Yummies while eventually transforming into a Greeed. Wanting to complete the Greeedification, Maki needs the rest of the purple Core Medals that are inside Eiji.
After making a deal with Ankh to make him house all the Core Medals, willing to follow his plan if it means completing his own, Maki steals the Core Medals in Kazari's body after he is heavily injured by OOO and leaves him to die. He then gives the pilfered Medals to Ankh, and is disappointed when the bird Greeed expresses more ambition than just the desire to be complete. Eventually, Maki mortally wounds Ankh and decides to make the last other remaining Greeed, Uva, the vessel of the Core Medals. As Maki leaves Kiyo-Chan to Chiyoko, no longer needing it for mental support, he oversees Uva's transformation into the Medal Vessel as his orchestrated apocalypse begins. However, the Kyoryu Greeed finds himself facing Ankh and Kamen Rider OOO in his PuToTyra Combo. Surviving OOO's attempt to destroy him, the Kyouryu Greeed finds himself fighting OOO in his Tajador Combo as they take their fight into Medal Vessel. Dealt the deathblow as a black hole manifests on his chest, the Kyouryu Greeed delights in his demise as he collapses on himself.
However, Maki did not truly die, ironically. The pieces of his body, and possibly the sinister pieces of his mind that drove him to kill his sister and try to destroy the world, found their way to the future alongside the rest of the Cores and Cell Medals, and into the body of Michal Minato. Because of the Medals he was equipped with, Maki's body and mind formed a new Greeed around these Cores; Poseidon.
When Nico was done we were shocked!
Eli: Whoa!
Me: So when the big day comes we might be killing him.
Laney: Wow!
Me: Just what the universe needs, Another fucked up lunatic running amok.
Nico: Yeah. Lets head to Japan.
With that we were off.
In Japan, Eiji Hino was walking around and he then saw Will.
Eiji Hino: Excuse me, Miss. I don't think I've seen you around here before.
Will Vandom: Oh I've been here many times before. My name is Willhemina Vandom. But you can call me Will. You must be Eiji Hiro.
Eiji Hino: That's right.
Will Vandom: Awesome to meet you. I'm with Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You guys can come out now.
We came out.
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 仮面ライダーオーズのリーダーに会えて光栄です。チームラウドフェニックストストームの指揮官で2番目のジェームズディーンナドソンです。(Eiji Hino it's an awesome honor to meet the leader of the OOO Kamen Riders. I'm James Dean Knudson, 2nd in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.)
Eiji Hino: Wow! It's an honor to meet you too J.D. and you too Nico! It's an honor to meet you.
Nico: Same to you Eiji.
Will Vandom: And these are my friends too.
Irma: I'm Irma Lair.
Taranee: I'm Taranee Cook.
Cornelia: I'm Cornelia Hale.
Hay Lin: And I'm Hay Lin.
Eiji Hino: It's an honor.
Eli: Also my name is Eli Winston Bullock. I'm J.D.'s little brother.
Me: We're not related by blood. It's a long story.
Jake: Yeah and also my name is Jake, leader of the Animorphs.
Eiji Hino: Wow! It's an honor.
Me: The Animorphs are shapeshifting superheroes that were given powers. They can turn into anything just by touching them.
Eiji: Wow!
Jake: Watch.
He concentrated and morphed into a Spitfire Bird and he landed on Eiji's shoulder.
Eiji Hino: Wow! That is awesome!
Me: Yeah they have the power to transform into anything whether it's on Earth or an alien from another part of the galaxy.
Eiji Hino: So awesome!
Jake reverted back.
Nico: It sure was cool.
Eiji Hino: Let me show you where the base is. Shintaro's there too.
Me: Awesome.
We followed him.
Nico: Oh and little guys, (Sighs) Are the Rabbids.
Rabbid: (Gibberish)
Me: (Whispers to Eiji) They are cute but they are dumber than a sack of diapers. They are not the brightest light bulbs in the closet if you catch my drift.
Eiji Hino: I see what you mean.
We were walking and we got to the base.
Shintaro Goto: Hey there. I'm Shintaro Goto, the second person to be Kamen Rider Birth after Akira Date.
Me: 後藤慎太郎お会いできて光栄です。チームラウドフェニックストストームの指揮官で2番目のジェームズディーンナドソンです。お会いできて光栄です。(Shintaro Goto it's an honor to meet you. I'm James Dean Knudson, 2nd in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an awesome honor to meet you.)
Shintaro Goto: Same to you and it's an honor to have you all here.
Nico: Pleasure is ours.
Will Vandom: I'm here on my first ever ambassador mission for you all.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made for future upcoming missions.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: It's to help out and get ready for the future big day missions as we call them.
Shintaro Goto: That's amazing.
Eiji Hino: It sure is.
Nico: Eiji, you might have the powers of a greedy king. But you use them to do good around the world.
Me: That's right Eiji.
Eiji Hino: But is true. But this power is dangerous. It was evil before.
Me: That's right but you pulled that power out of the darkness and into the light.
Nico: That's right.
Me: But also I showed off my new Kamen Rider OOO powers to Lord Drakkon during my usual battle with him and I'm still learning how to use it.
I showed him the Core Medals and my Sengoku Belt.
Me: It's all so awesome how you can turn into so many awesome combinations with each medal. But I'm still new to this.
Eiji Hino: I can gladly help teach you.
Shintaro Goto: Same here.
The Rabbids got some O medals to try and pay for some Kitkat bars in some nearby vending machines.
Shintaro: No! Those are not coins! And I don't think they're the right size either.
Me: Hmm.
I pulled out a Yen Coin and compared it.
Me: No these are too big to be Yen Coins. Nice try though.
Nico: (Laughs) It sure is.
Me: Eiji what can you tell us about the Greeed?
Eiji: Well they are not nice guys.
He told us that they are monsters that feed off of humans selfish desires and they are dangerous as hell.
Cornelia: So, the Greeed attack humans to feed off of their desires?
Eiji Hino: Yep. Some desires of humans can be selfish at times.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: That is horrible. And they do say that Greed is one of the Cardinal sins and is punishable by being melted alive in a molten vat of gold in the 4th Circle of Hell.
Eli: As well as being buried in a massive mountain of gold coins.
Irma Lair: That's right.
Eiji Hino: How did you know that?
Me: We've seen things that no human can even fathom.
Eiji: (to Will) So, what's it like being leader of the Guardian team?
Will Vandom: It is really awesome! We go to an amazing place called Candrakar and we are the guardians that govern the elemental forces and we use our powers to save the world from the most dangerous enemies we have.
Nico: That's right and we destroyed many of those enemies. The most ruthless one of them all was Prince Phobos.
Eiji: Who is he?
Me: You would not like this guy one bit Eiji. He was one of the most ruthless and honorless motherfuckers we've ever faced and he wanted to rule over the entire kingdom of Meridian with an iron fist.
I went over his history.
Prince Phobos (simply known as Phobos) is an evil prince and the most recurring antagonist in the comic book W.I.T.C.H. and the animated series of the same name.
In the comic book, he serves as the primary antagonist during the first story arc, and returns in the 4th story arc. In the animated series, he serves as the primary antagonist during the first season, and returns shortly before the end of the second season.
He was voiced by Mitchell Whitfeld.
Prince Phobos took the throne of the kingdom of Metaworld (known as Metamoor in the W.I.T.C.H. comic book series and Meridian in the W.I.T.C.H. TV series) after his parents' disappearance some time prior to the opening chapter of the first story arc/season, and began to drain the life force of the people in order to fuel his own magical powers with the aim of becoming strong enough to take over other worlds. However, realizing that Phobos posed a great threat, the Council of Kandrakar, a realm at the center of the universe, raised a magical shield, known as the Veil around Metamoor, sealing Phobos inside and cutting it off from the rest of all other worlds.
During the first story arc/season Phobos' primary concern is finding his long lost sister Elyon Brown, whose powers are equal to his own (In the comic book, according to both Phobos and the Oracle, Elyon is even stronger than Phobos himself) and was spirited away to Earth approximately 12 years prior, so that he can drain her life force and add it to his own. With her power, Phobos would be able to break through the Veil and begin his conquest of other worlds.
At first, Phobos is unaware of his sister's identity, and sends his minions to find her, first by searching through birth records, and then using a magical talisman known as the Star of Threbe. After finding her and successfully poisoning her mind against her friends and family, Phobos brings his sister to Metamoor and attempts to gain her trust for long enough to drain her of her powers. Despite successfully draining some of his sister's power, Phobos' plans are foiled by the Guardians during the final installment of the Metamoor story arc/Season one. He is exposed as a villain, and is imprisoned by Elyon after a heated magical duel over the control of Metamoor and the kingdom's fabled Crown of Light which is belongs only to the female rulers as the laws of Metamoor decreed.
Following his defeat in Season 1 of the animated series, Phobos was briefly released by the Knights of Vengeance early in season 2, but was defeated while attempting to retake the Royal palace of Metaworld/Meridian from Elyon. He returned again late in Season 2, when the Guardians realized that, as a heir to the throne of Meridian, he was able to break the rule that "A Heart cannot be taken by force", and release him in order to deprive Nerissa of her Seal (which incorporated the Heart of Meridian), on the condition that he surrender the Seal to them afterwards. However, Phobos breaks his vow and instead uses the Seal to reconquer Meridian. After retaking Meridian, Phobos sets his sights on Kandrakar, and is on the verge of taking it when he is betrayed by Lord Cedric, who swallows him whole, thus gaining his powers for his own. After Cedric's defeat, Phobos is returned to Elyon's dungeon. In the episode "V is for Victory", Phobos causes much confusion by glamouring Matt, Caleb and Blunk as himself such as when Blunk/Phobos eats crickets and when Caleb/Phobos holds Cornelia's hand.
In the comic story arc "Trial of the Oracle", he became the new Oracle, as he was found to have used his negative emotions to switch minds with Endarno, who was the guardian of the Tower of Mists, the tower in Kandrakar where Phobos, Cedric, Frost, and many other villains were imprisoned in. Once he is restored to his rightful body by the Guardians, he realizes he has lost and leaps off of a balcony into the never-ending void beneath Kandrakar, declaring that he will "never be imprisoned again".
However, even he is unable to create portals that would link Earth and Meridian, as he himself stated in one episode, though he was able to create a portal to the enchanted painting the Guardians were trapped in, in hopes that his minions would go into the painting and finish off the Guardians (in the comic book, certain facts differ, such as the portal to the painting was an opening in the Veil, and Cedric was the one who opened the portal, though this leads to confusion, for if Cedric could make openings in the Veil, then it is surprising that Phobos cannot, and the Veil erected by Kandrakar is quite useless, and confusion is merely increased by more puzzling facts).
In the final confrontation against the Guardians, Phobos transforms Cedric into a red, more beastly monstrous version that is able to rival the combined strength of all five Guardians, though Will's quick thinking tricked Cedric into wearing the Crown of Light, thus draining the magic infused into him by Phobos away. Phobos also traps his sister Elyon in energy rings after using trickery to overpower her.
He has on numerous occasions proven to be a formidable opponent, wielding powers at least equal to those of his sister, Elyon. For example when he fought the Guardians of the Veil in the final episode of the Meridian story-arc he quickly defeated them and would have destroyed them, had Elyon not intervened. However he had stolen all of the power of Meridian and most of Elyon's powers. When he fought them again in the Nerissa story-arc he no longer possessed the power he had stolen from Elyon or Metamoor and still appeared to be more powerful than all of the Guardians put together.
He appears to be immortal as he has existed since the creation of the Veil which was created soon after the dawn of time. He is hinted to be the source of all evil in creation. Whilst he ruled Metamoor his power appeared to be so great that his moods affected the landscape of Metamoor and to a lesser extent Earth, because Earth and Metamoor are connected by Portals.
When I was done they were shocked!
Eiji Hino: Whoa!
Nico: Yeah. And we killed him 3 times.
Sintaro: That is crazy and horrible!
Me: Yeah. But there was one enemy that I helped redeem. Her name is Nerissa and she was Will's predecessor Guardian.
Eiji: What can you tell us about her?
Me: She was one of our most dangerous enemies and the battle we had with her threatened to rip the entire planet apart. But she was a rogue Guardian that wanted to destroy everything.
I told him everything.
Nerissa is a major antagonist from the obscure Italian Disney comic book W.I.T.C.H. and the animated series of the same name. Her aliases made several appearances during Season One, but her true nature was not revealed until Season Two.
In the English dubbed version of the animated series, she was voiced by the veteran voice actress Kath Soucie in one of her very few villainous roles. In the Italian version, she was voiced by Cristina Giolitti.
Nerissa was once the holder of the Heart of Kandrakar and the Guardian of Quintessence, but it was taken from her because she was corrupted by its power. Mad with jealousy, she turned on her fellow Guardians and accidentally killed Cassidy by shooting her off a cliff with lightning during a fight for the Heart of Kandrakar. For this crime, she was sentenced to be sealed in Mount Thanos until she was freed by a portal (in the comics the occurrence of all elements combined in one evanescent being). She went trough the portal to Meridian where she met the Mage, who had hoped that she would reform if shown compassion.
After the Mage's death, Nerissa took over her identity and manipulated events in Meridian from behind the scenes. She also disguised herself as a red-headed lady named Trill during the reign of Prince Phobos. Taking up work in Phobos's castle in order to feed information back to the rebels, and to become close to Elyon once she was returned to the throne. In season two, she successfully siphons all Elyon's power into a jewel, which becomes the jewel version of the Heart of Meridian.
As the former holder of the Heart of Kandrakar, Nerissa has the same powers as the current holder and Guardian of Quintessence, Will Vandom.
Old-aged Nerissa holds both her beloved sceptre (the Seal of Nerissa), and the stolen Heart of Meridian.
Some 40 years prior to the events of W.I.T.C.H., Nerissa served as the leader of the Guardians of the Veil and as the Keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar. She was the Guardian of Quintessence. However, the Council of Kandrakar feared that the power of the Heart was corrupting her, and took it from her believing that doing so would save her from her newly discovered lust for power.
Desperate to regain the Heart, the ambitious Nerissa confronted the new holder of the Heart, Cassidy, the Guardian of Water. The pair fought, and Nerissa accidentally sent Cassidy plummeting to her death from the top of a mountain. As punishment for Cassidy's death, Nerissa was sentenced to a lifetime of imprisonment in an ice cave on Mount Thanos. When the Veil was raised, a portal opened in Mount Thanos and Nerissa used it to escape to Meridian. Later, the Mage helped her, hoping that her guilt and an act of compassion would reform her.
Nerissa laid low during Phobos' reign (before and during season 1). She created a new identity that of a good natured red-headed lady called Trill, and used her cunning and magic to gain employment in Phobos' castle, from where she helped the resistance by smuggling people into/out of the castle and by passing on information. Her true nature was not revealed during this time.
During this period she also took over the identity of her former protector the Mage (who had since died), and became the lover of the future rebel leader's father, Julian. Together they had a child, Caleb, who became the leader of the resistance. Nerissa later revealed that she had given birth to Caleb specifically for the purpose of him becoming the rebel leader (In the comic book continuity, Nerissa did not take on the identity of the Mage who only appears in the animated series, and is not related to Caleb who was created rather than born, and has no parents). Caleb did not learn of his relationship to Nerissa until season 2.
After Phobos' downfall, Nerissa became the primary antagonist and began to move against the Guardians. She freed some of Phobos' minions as she forms her new minions the Knights of Vengeance and set them against the Guardians. Also, she attempted to subvert and disrupt their daily lives on Earth.
In her identity as Trill, Nerissa also befriended Elyon, giving her a necklace that she said had once belonged to Elyon's birth parents. Unbeknownst to Elyon, the necklace was slowly siphoning her powers, and when she was tricked into hating her parents and throwing away the necklace they had left for her, her powers went with it. (Nerissa could not have taken Elyon's powers by force, but was able to steal them as they were given away freely.) Nerissa then revealed her true identity, and trapped Elyon inside the necklace, which was now the physical embodiment of the Heart of Meridian.
With the power of the Heart of Meridian, Nerissa became far stronger. She ceased using Phobos's minions and fashioned her own out of fire, ice, rock, and the forms of Matthew Olsen and Mister Huggles, naming them the Knights of Destruction.
While the Knights kept the Guardians busy, Nerissa set about reforming the original Guardians: Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma, and the revived spirit of Cassidy. She found the weaknesses in their characters and exploited them in order to take control of their minds. Aided by her magic scepter known as the Seal of Nerissa (formed by combining the Heart of Meridian with the Heart of Zamballa), she then drained her Knights of their power (destroying two of them in the process) and used it to re-energize her Guardian mind slaves, restoring their youth and power.
Nerissa used the former Guardians to fight the current Guardians in an element versus element battle in which Will had promised not to retreat. At first, Nerissa's Guardians, powered by two Hearts, had the upper hand, until Will realized that the former Guardians were strong when fighting their opposite elemental number, but lacked the free will necessary to diversify their attacks in order to fight against a different element. This change of tactics allowed the Guardians to defeat Nerissa and force her to retreat.
When the current Guardians next fought Nerissa, they were able to break her spell of control over the former Guardians. Once Cassidy was freed by Irma (she was thrown in a pool, and Irma used her skill to influence minds to dispel Nerissa's brainwashing), the others soon followed. However, before they could press home their advantage, Nerissa absorbed the former Guardians into her Seal, allowing her to access all of their powers. Only the intervention of the newly-freed Phobos prevented her from turning her new elemental powers against the Guardians, and she was forced her to retreat once more.
Nerissa's final defeat came on Halloween, when she attempted to steal the power of the Heart of Earth, Cornelia's younger sister. After cornering and capturing Napoleon the cat, one of the Regents of Earth, Phobos (disguised as Napoleon) drained Nerissa of her powers and took the Seal of Nerissa, later the Scepter of Phobos, for his own. He then trapped Nerissa in the Seal along with Elyon, Yan Lin, and the other former Guardians. The former of whom had since learned to reabsorb enough of her powers from the Seal to allow her to exact punishment on the trapped Nerissa for her treachery.
Nerissa remained trapped in Weira's jewel, which was the jewel version of the Heart of Meridian, and was passed into the hands of Julian and Caleb. Nerissa remains trapped inside, living out her dream of conquering the universe with her husband and son by her side, not realizing that it is an illusion.
When I was done they were shocked.
Eiji Hino: My god! That is incredible!
Nico: It sure was.
Me: Yeah. And the battle we had with her was intensely powerful. We face Nerissa 3 times. First was in the Mediterranean, then against Team Magma and lastly in the Battle with the evil Lich Queen, Necrafa. The first battle was one of the most epic.
I went over what happened in the events of chapter 575.
It starts in an abandoned apartment complex in the middle of the city. It was an old apartment complex that was scheduled to be demolished right now. An explosion blasted half of the building. We were facing the bug guy Clancy, one of Ben's most dangerous enemies. He was half man, half insect and he has the mysterious power to communicate with insects and he has all the powers of the insect world at his command.
Me: You are one ugly freak of nature Clancy.
Clancy: Well if you think we're bugging you now, you haven't seen anything yet.
Venom: And we thought we were the only ones that say we.
Ben turned into Spitter.
Ben: SPITTER!
Me: So that is a Spheroid from the planet Scalpasc.
Spitter: That's right.
Spitter fired a blast of water at Clancy.
Bai Tza: You really need to have a better life style.
Bai Tza fired a blast of water at Clancy and Rhino charged
Bai Tza and Rhino: MAELSTROM RHINO STAMPEDE!
The water covered Rhino and he turned into a rhinoceros of pure water and he rammed Clancy and sent him crashing through the walls of the building. Then the whole place was gonna collapse!
Me: The building is collapsing! Hold on everyone!
I protected us in a force field bubble and the whole building came down and was reduced to practically nothing.
Me: Is everyone okay?
Megan: We're fine J.D.
Bai Tza: It'll take more than a collapsing building to bring me down boss.
Rhino: A-okay.
Poison Ivy: But he's not finished yet.
Clancy came out of a bunch of cockroaches.
Spitter: You just don't know when to quit.
Megan fired her blue hyperbeam at Clancy and it exploded by him and sent him flying towards us and Spitter fired a torrent of water from his mouth.
Spitter: Lets use our combo on him Megan.
Megan: You got it Ben.
Spitter fired a blast of water and Megan fired a hyperbeam blast.
Megan and Spitter: HYPER WATER DELUGE!
The blasts combined and turned into a blast of radioactive water. Clancy tried to shield himself with cockroaches but it wasn't enough as the blast blew him out of the shield and sent him crashing into the wall of the destroyed building.
Me: You are in for a very bad and long time in prison Clancy. You will be the first inmate in our newest prison.
Clancy was sent to our newest prison: the Titan Prison for Freaky Villains. It's on Saturn's largest moon Titan. It's only reserved for the most dangerous of criminal freak shows.
Me: Another criminal monster in prison.
Ben: Yep.
Venom: That guy was making us look bad.
Shocker: Tell me about it.
Me: I can't believe that he was one of your most dangerous enemies Ben.
Ben: Yeah.
Me: We're gonna head to the mall and meet up with everyone else.
Rhino: Good idea.
At the Gotham Royal York Mall a group of kids was walking around. But these weren't any ordinary kids. They were the Guardians of Candrakar: Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Tarenee Cook, Cornelia Hale, Hay Lin, Caleb and Matt.
Taranee: Will, let me just say that this plan of yours is crazy!
Will: It's the only way to stop Nerissa.
Matt: Yeah, but what if Phobos betrays us after we take Nerissa down?
Caleb: Good call, Matt.
Will: Well, if anyone has a better idea, I'm all for it.
Cornelia: I have a better plan. We can call J.D. and Team Loud Phoenix Storm for help.
Hay Lin: How do you know that they'll help us?
Cornelia: Trust me. They always help people in need.
Irma: Good point. But that still doesn't change the fact that the Heart of Meridian can only be retrieved by Phobos.
Cornelia (Smirks): True. But I know that J.D. will find a way to bypass that rule.
At the entrance we met up with everyone.
Lori: You guys made it.
Me: We sure did Lori.
Ben: But we had a run in with my enemy Clancy the Bug Guy.
Lana: Cool!
Laney: I don't think I would like this guy.
Me: I was repulsed by his appearance also Laney.
Megan: But fighting him was awesome.
Riley: I'll bet.
Leni: Lets go shopping guys.
Me: Lets do it.
We walked around the mall and then Megan's phone rang. It was Cornelia.
Megan: Hey, Cornelia.
Cornelia: Megan! I've been wanting to talk to you today.
Megan then noticed something. Cornelia's voice sounded... more louder.
Megan: Are you alright? You sound ... close.
Shocker (looks behind Megan): She is close, Megan. Hang up and turn around.
Megan hung up and turned around. And that's when she saw Cornelia Hale in person.
Cornelia (smiles): Hey, Megan!
Megan (smiles): Cornelia! (hugs her)
Cornelia: It is so awesome to meet you in person.
Me: Cornelia Hale. It's an honor to finally meet you in person. And the Guardians of Candrakar it's truly an honor.
Will: You too J.D. We all were told so much about you all on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'm Will Vandom, Guardian of The Heart of Kandrakar.
Irma: I'm Irma Lair, Guardian of Water.
Taranee: I'm Taranee Cook, Guardian of Fire.
Cornelia: You know me. I'm the Guardian of Earth.
Hay Lin: I'm Hay Lin, The Guardian of Air.
Caleb: I'm Caleb, leader of the rebels that brought down Phobos.
Matt: And I'm Matt. It's a pleasure.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Megan told us story after story about your adventures in Candrakar.
Irma: I'm sure she did.
Taranee: We heard and saw all your adventures and they were awesome.
Me: We get that all the time wherever we go.
Will: Ok. Let me see if I got this correctly. Aleksei Sytsevich is-
Rhino: Rhino.
Will: And Louise Lincoln-
Killer Frost: Killer Frost
Caleb: Pamela Isley -
Poison Ivy: Poison Ivy.
Caleb: And Eddie Brock-
Venom: We are both Venom.
Hay Lin: Harleen Quinzel-
Harley: Harley Quinn.
Matt: Terry Mcginnis-
Terry: Batman 2039.
Matt: Herman Schultz-
Shocker: Shocker.
Matt: And Flint Marko-
Sandman: Sandman.
Will (to the Winx Club): You girls are basically like us but with fairy forms?
Bloom: That's about right. But we come from different planets and we were raised on Earth.
Irma (to Maria): You used be a metahuman criminal named Aquamaria, right?
Maria: Yep. I can still use my water form. But I don't call myself Aquamaria anymore.
Irma (to Bai Tza): And you're actually a demon sorcerer, right?
Bai Tza: Correct. My human form is named Aquas.
Taranee (to Lea): You used to be this bad guy named Axel, right?
Lea: I was a Nobody. But yeah.
Taranee (to Shego): And you used to work for Dr. Drakken?
Shego: Don't remind me.
Hay Lin (to Arpeggio): And you used to work for two bad guys named Dark Neyla and Clockwerk, right?
Arpeggio: (British Accent) That's right. But I was shown the error of my ways just in time.
Hay Lin (excited): Best. Team up. Ever!
Me: They are called the Redemption Squad. They are former villains and supervillains that are on the path to redemption.
William: That's right and I'm the Leader of the Redemption Squad.
Hay Lin: That is so cool!
Megan: Shall we head shopping guys?
We all cheered.
We did so.
We were shopping until we dropped. But Megan got another surprise. She got a visit from Hay Lin's grandmother "Yan Lin."
Megan: You're Hay Lin's grandmother, aren't you?
"Yan Lin": Good to know that I've made an impression. Have you made any attempt on my Mistress yet?
Megan: No.
"Yan Lin": Good. I'd like to keep it that way. The last thing I need is for me to hurt you. Megan, you've given my granddaughter and her friends good advice that's helped them. And I'll never forget that. So I'm gonna give you one chance. You ready? (Megan nods) Walk out of this mall, forget anything you might've learned about Kandrakar and Meridian, and don't you ever try and interfere with my Mistress' business again. Because if you do, I'll kill you, and everybody you love. That's the lengths I'll go to serve Nerissa.
Megan: That's good to know.
"Yan Lin": Hey. I just spared your life. Now, what do you say?
Megan (hesitantly): Thank you.
"Yan Lin" (smirks): You're welcome. Enjoy your shopping. (leaves the store)
Megan: (In her mind) Nerissa will pay for everything she has done.
As we continued shopping we were telling the Guardians about our exploits and adventures on Earth and across the universe.
Will: Wow! You guys have done it all!
Me: We don't like to brag but we have done all kinds of adventures that would put even the greatest of explorers to shame. No offense Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) None taken J.D. But all the adventures we had were quite enjoyable.
Me: They sure were. And we fought the most dangerous and most fearsome of villains that would make even the mightiest of armies look like child's play. No offense Caleb.
Caleb: None taken J.D. but yes I know what you mean.
Will: Nico are you really a Saiyan?
Nico: I sure am. I was born on the planet Vegeta, but I was raised here on planet Earth. My Saiyan name is Bokrua but everyone calls me Nico. I was named Nicolas Chan but everyone calls me Nico.
Irma: That is so cool.
May: And he's the most awesome boyfriend in the world.
Nico: And May is the most awesome girlfriend in the world.
Hay Lin: You two were sure made for each other.
Luan: Just like me and Eddy bear here.
Leni: Most of us have a lot of people that are totes perfect for each other.
Lisa: Indubitably 2nd born eldest sibling.
In the food court we were having lunch.
Wili: Ok. Since we know we're going to kill Nerissa, we'll need ideas on her death. Any suggestions?
Hay Lin: I say we snap her neck for brainwashing my Grandma!
Taranee: I say we stab her with a knife until she bleeds out.
Irma: I say we save tons of money on car insurance by switching to Geico! (everyone looks at her) Sorry. I was watching a Geico commercial last night.
Luan: (Laughs) Good one Irma. That is a thing that has the Gecko. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Most of laugh but everyone else sighs.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one you two.
Irma: Luan your jokes are hilarious!
Me: Luan is a kick in the butt.
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny.
Me: Lets just focus on the matter at hand.
Will: Is there any other suggestion out there besides recklessly killing Nerissa and saving money on car insurance?
Cornelia: C'mon, guys! We need more creative ways to kill Nerissa.
Me: I am gonna be the one that faces Nerissa. I vowed to make her pay for everything she has done and I swore that I would kill her.
We can up with more ideas when suddenly we heard a woman yell.
?: Wilhelmina Vandom!
We saw the parents of the Guardians.
Me: Are they your parents?
Irma: They sure are.
Me: Are you the parents of Will and her friends?
Susan: We certainly are J.D. I'm Susan Vandom.
Tom: I'm Irma's father Tom Lair and this is my wife Anna.
Theresa: I'm Theresa Cook and this is my husband Lionel.
Elizabeth: I'm Elizabeth Hale and this is my husband Harold and Cornelia's little sister Lillian.
Joan: And I'm Joan Lin and this is my husband Chen.
Me: Pleasure to meet all of you.
Tom: You too J.D. We saw all your adventures all over the world on the news. Team Loud Phoenix Storm is amazing.
Me: Thank you. Not to brag but it's a force to be reckoned with.
Rhino (sees who just came in): Don't mind us! We're just eating Chinese food!
Will: Mom? What are you all doing here?
Susan: Will, enough's enough. It's time for you all to tell us about what you've all been hiding.
Harley (takes out hammer as Rhino cracks his knuckles): Back off, lady. We just took down Clancy this morning! You getting angry at us doesn't scare-
Tom: That's not gonna intimidate us, Quinn. We're getting to the bottom of this little secret that you've apparently been keeping from us.
Theresa: And if you don't tell us, you'll all be grounded.
Shego (powers up hands with green fire): You're more then welcome to try!
Bai Tza (turns into her demon form): But you won't succeed!
Cornelia: What makes you think that we're hiding something?
Elizabeth: Because you would never go to J.D. and his friends for help unless it was something life threatening.
Chen: And we have not seen Yan Lin for the last few weeks!
Poison Ivy (makes venus flytrap appear from the ground): If I were you, I'd watch your tone!
Me: Everyone stand down! Lets let them talk. Will, I think it's time that they all know the truth.
Will: You're right J.D. The reason we've been so secretive is because we have a huge responsibility to protecting the world. Not just Earth but another world as well.
She pulls out the Heart of Kandrakar.
Will: Guardians Unite!
Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin, Me and Megan were enveloped in spheres of light and we turned into our Guardian forms.
Will: The Heart!
Irma: Water!
Taranee: Fire!
Cornelia: Earth!
Hay Lin: Air!
Me: Lightning!
Megan: Space!
Will: So it is true! You are the first ever Male Guardian J.D.
Me: That's right. You see everyone. This is what they have hidden. We were chosen to be the Guardians of a realm called Candrakar. It was plunged into total darkness and despair by an evil tyrannical prince named Phobos and he ruled over the land with an iron fist.
Will: We have a huge and major responsibility to both Earth and to the realms of Candrakar.
Irma: It's a major responsibility and an endless task we were given.
Taranee: And as Guardians we have to make sure that our worlds are safe from evil.
Me: They managed to take down Phobos and imprison him and all his minions and end his reign of terror. But there's an even greater threat out there that's now going to destroy the entire universe if we don't stop her. She's a rogue Guardian named Nerissa. She has been terrorizing all of Candrakar and even Earth and she has been sowing chaos and dissension through different ways. She wants to destroy everything. She has all the previous Guardians under her control through brainwashing and she will stop at nothing until she kills us all. You see, we were chosen to protect the Universe for a reason and with great power comes great responsibility.
Shocker: It was actually web head that invented that saying but it fits you all perfectly. But J.D. is right.
Megan: And we have to kill Nerissa before she destroys everything we have including our planet.
Susan (tears in her eyes): So all this time, I tried to move us back to Fadden Hills all because you were saving the world? What kind of mother am I?!
Will: The best mother I ever had.
Rhino: It's not your fault. You were just looking out for Will.
Me: That's right. You were just doing what a good mother would do.
Irma: Dad, please don't be mad.
Tom (smirks): Oh, it's not you I'm mad at. I'd like to have a word with Miranda later for getting you into trouble.
Bai Tza: I think that can be arranged.
Theresa Cook: Oh, Taranee! I'm very proud of you for everything you've done for the world! And to think I saw you as a troublemaker during the Nigel incident.
Taranee: It's fine, mom. Uriah and his pals were the troublemakers anyway.
Shego: I just hope Taranee can keep seeing Nigel when we kill Nerissa.
Me: I'm sure she can.
Elizabeth: I'm just glad we finally get to see this pen pal of yours, Cornelia!
Cornelia: Don't worry, Mom. I have a feeling that Megan will grow on you.
Poison Ivy: Also, we need to talk later about your younger daughter, Lillian. Nerissa was after her a week ago because of a hidden power that she had.
Me: It's a long story Mrs. Hale.
Chen Lin (angry): I WILL MAKE THIS NERISSA PAY FOR BRAINWASHING MY MOTHER!
Hay Lin: Dad, no! You go after her and she'll kill you!
Harley: If it makes you feel any better, we're coming up with ideas on how to kill Nerissa.
Me: It's true Mr. Lin. Nerissa is incredibly dangerous and she will kill anyone that stands in her way. I vowed that I would be the one to kill Nerissa and I will make sure that she pays for her crimes and I intend to see that vow fulfilled.
Susan: I have a feeling you can do it guys. Go make Nerissa pay for everything she has done.
Me: With pleasure Mrs. Vandom. Let me see if I can find her and her minions and the previous Guardians.
I concentrated and found them in a warehouse on the Lake Huron Wharf.
Me: I found them. They're hiding out in a Lake Huron Warehouse. Lets head out guys.
Susan: Will. Be careful out there.
Will: I will mom.
Tom: Show no mercy on her.
Irma: With pleasure dad.
Me: Nerissa has plagued our worlds for far too long! We're gonna save our planets or die trying! Lets roll!
Everyone cheered wildly as we headed out. They heard us talking and knew that we could do it.
We arrived at the warehouse down by the wharf.
Will (sees the warehouse): I've been waiting a long time for this, Nerissa. Tonight, your reign of terror ends!
Me: And it will. Nerissa your time has come. (My eyes glowed red with righteous fury) Lets go.
We went to over to the warehouse. Inside the warehouse Nerissa was waiting for us.
Nerissa: The Guardians haven't made a move for a while. Perhaps they've realized the futility of attempting to stop me. They know that their fates will be sealed soon. I will make sure of that.
A cloud of sand appeared.
Nerissa: Nice to see you again, Sandpit. But I no longer have a use for you.
Kadma (sand reforms into a familiar Redemption Squad member): Mistress, that's not Sandpit.
Sandman: You're right. I'm not.
Cassidy: That's Flint Marko aka the Sandman. A former member of the Sinister Six and current member of the Redemption Squad.
Halinor: Did you really think you could take us all on by yourself?
Sandman: Kinda. But on the off chance that I was wrong...
"Yan Lin": Shriek, you managed to put security outside, right?
Shriek: Of course. Trust me. Nothing's getting in or out.
Then a fiery explosion blasted a hole through the roof of the warehouse and Nerissa and the previous guardians shielded themselves and we came in.
Me: Now that's how you make an entrance.
Nerissa: So you all came.
Me: Nerissa. Last time we met you looked like a 200-year-old hag.
Nerissa: Yes but I shed 175 years.
Me: I see you also have Walter Shreeve A.K.A. Shriek with you.
Nerissa: Yes. You won't live long enough to see me take over this world.
She fired a blast of lightning and Shriek fired a blast of sound.
Nerissa and Shriek: SUPERSONIC LIGHTNING WAVE!
The blasts combined and turned into a deadly wave of supersonic lightning. I formed a force field and blocked the attack.
Shriek: (punches me) Little J.D.'s falling down. (punches me again) On the ground. (punches me again) Mind unsound. (punches me again) Little J.D.'s falling down (punches me again) I'm so happy!
He punched me and sent me crashing into the wall. But I got up and I had blood dripping from my mouth.
Me: Nice try. But it's gonna take a lot more than that to beat me you freak.
I wiped the blood off my face and stood ready.
Nerissa: Oh, please! Don't even try to teleport us to another planet. This time, you'll all battle on places that I've provided.
6 folds open up. Before I could snap his fingers, Nerissa tackles Will and Caleb through one fold, Cassidy tackles Irma through the second one, Halinor tackles Taranee through the third one, Kadma tackles Cornelia through the fourth one, "Yan Lin" tackles Hay Lin through the fifth one, and Shriek tackles Matt through the final one.
Me: Oh no you don't! You're mine Nerissa! Lets go!
We go into each of the 6 folds and the battle that will decide the fate of the entire universe had begun!
BATTLE 1: CASSIDY.
The fight with Cassidy was taking place in the Underworld. It was actually the very sight where they found Horror's Hand and killed Hydro Man there again.
Maria: This place is very familiar.
Cassidy: C'mon, Maria. Doesn't this place ring a bell?
Maria: This is the part of the Underworld where we found Horror's Hand. And we also killed Hydro Man here.
Cassidy: Very good. But don't try and resist your death. You had a good run. But it's time for your final minutes alive! (fires water at Maria)
Maria deflected the water and went at Cassidy and they clasped hands.
Maria: Cassidy don't you remember everything we did together? We had all kinds of fun swimming and enjoying all the fun activities in the water.
Cassidy: I do remember that, but Nerissa revealed that you were lying!
Maria: No Cassidy! That's a lie! Nerissa is using you! You are just a slave to her and a pawn with no free will. She is the true evil and you have to fight her control.
Cassidy regained some control.
Cassidy: Maria? (Groans as she clutches her head and fights to regain control of her body) You have to help me Maria! I can't fight Nerissa's spell!
Maria: Yes you can Cassidy! You need a major push. Lets help her with our combos guys!
Irma: You got it!
Lily fired a blast of glowing water and Girl Jordan fired a dragon of pure water.
Lily and Girl Jordan: PHOSPHORUS DRAGON STRIKE!
The blasts combined and turned into a glowing blue water dragon. It hit Cassidy and sent her flying. She stopped and she was still holding her head.
Heidi and Varie fired powerful blasts of water.
Heidi and Varie: MOONTIDE FISH SHOAL!
The blasts of water turned into a huge school of water fish and they swam around Cassidy and tied her up.
Isaribi: WATER STYLE: FLOWING WHIP!
Isaribi formed a whip of pure water and she flung it at Cassidy and Aquaman fired a blast of water.
Isaribi and Aquaman: WATER DELUGE WHIPRAIN!
The whip combined with Aquaman's water and it turned into a downpour of rain drops moving at incredible speed and they hit Cassidy.
Musa: Sonic Blast!
Musa fired a blast of sound and Irma fired a blast of water.
Musa and Irma: SIRENS SONG MERMAID!
The blasts turned into a mermaid and it sang divinely and Cassidy was starting to come back.
Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and Sydney fired a blast of cosmic energy from her Star Sword.
Lana and Sydney: STAR ICE TOWERS!
The blasts combined and formed into a cage of ice.
Maria: One more combo should do it. Lets go Bai Tza!
Bai Tza: You got it Maria.
Maria fired a blast of water and Bai Tza fired a blast of water.
Maria and Bai Tza: WATER DRAGON SEVERANCE!
The blasts turned into a water dragon and it saw Nerissa controlling Cassidy and it fired a blast of fire at Nerissa and burned her control and severed the strings that bind her.
Cassidy was freed from Nerissa's evil grasp! All the techniques dissolved.
Cassidy was on the ground and she was wet but she was free from Nerissa.
Maria: Cassidy!
Maria got up to her.
Maria: Are you okay?
Cassidy hugged Maria and she cried hard.
Cassidy: (Crying hard) Maria! I'm so sorry! Nerissa made me...
Maria: I know Cassidy. I know. But J.D. is gonna kill her and make sure that she pays for everything she did to our worlds.
Cassidy: (Sniffles) Really?
Lana: We promise Cassidy.
Sydney: We won't let Nerissa get away with everything she has done.
Musa: She will pay dearly for her crimes.
Heidi: That's right. Grandpa will make sure she does.
Varie: That's right Heidi.
Bai Tza: Lets go help him out.
Cassidy had a look of revenge on her face.
Cassidy: That witch will pay for this!
Maria: And she will. Lets go guys.
They went through a portal and set out to help take down Nerissa.
Battle 2: HALINOR
The battle with Halinor was on the island of San Baquero and it was rebuilt after the eruption that completely destroyed the whole island. Wiping it off the map.
Halinor: Surely, you must remember this place, Lea.
Lea: This is San Baquero. And it's also where Pyro blew himself up!
Halinor: Exactly. It's amazing how you've rebuilt this island after its' destruction. Too bad you won't be rebuilt once you're dead! (throws fireball at Lea)
Lea blocked it and Lola fired a blast of fire at Halinor. She blocked it and Lola fired a dragon of fire. Halinor was flying and the dragon chased her all over the island.
Lola: Halinor you have to listen to me! Nerissa is using you as a pawn in her diabolical plans to destroy the entire universe! You have to realize that!
Halinor: I only live to serve mistress Nerissa.
Lea: You're being used Halinor! You're a slave with no free will!
Halinor: So be it then.
Lea: We have to use our combos on her guys!
Stewie: You got it Lea.
Lola: Lets get her!
Lola and Pam fired blasts of fire.
Lola and Pam: FIRE PHOENIX ENSNAREMENT!
The blasts of fire combined and turned into a phoenix and it grabbed Halinor in its fiery talons.
Fire: (Spanish Accent) Lets get her Claire!
Volcana: You got it Beatriz!
They both fired blasts of fire. Fire's fire was green and Volcana's fire was orange.
Fire and Volcana: PYRO CHAIN RESTRAINT!
The Blasts of fire turned into a bunch of chains made of pure fire and they restrained Halinor.
?: Let me help out too.
In came Angelica Jones A.K.A. Firestar.
Lola: Angelica Jones A.K.A. Firestar. It's an honor to meet you.
Firestar: You too Lola. The Avengers told me a lot about you. Sasuke lets take her on.
Sasuke: You got it.
He went through hand signs.
Sasuke: FIRE STYLE: DRAGON FLAME JUTSU!
Sasuke fired a fireball that turned into a dragon and Firestar fired a blast of fire.
Sasuke and Firestar: FIRE DRAGON FIREBALL!
The blasts turned into a fireball with a dragons head and it hit Halinor and exploded.
KABOOM!
When the smoke cleared Halinor was grabbing her head and trying to fight Nerissa's control.
Lea:: Three more attacks and that should do it.
Taranee: You got it!
Taranee fired a blast of fire.
Tecna: (British Accent) Prismatic Ray!
Tecna fired a rainbow ray.
Taranee and Tecna: FLAME SPECTRUM RAY!
The fire wrapped around the rainbow ray and it hit Halinor.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and Lynn fired a blast of lava.
Lucy and Lynn: FEARSOME VOLCANIC DRAGON!
The techniques combined and turned into a terrifying dragon made of pure lava that would make even the strongest of warriors run home in fear.
Lea fired a blast for fire from his Keyblade and Shego fired a blast of green fire.
Lea and Shego: FIREHAZE DRAGON DESTROYER!
The blasts turned into a zombie flaming undead dragon and the two dragons of fire saw Nerissa controlling Halidor. They went at her and fired blasts of fire and destroyed her control and severed the strings that bind her to Nerissa. Halinor was back to normal and the fire techniques vanished.
Lea: Halinor are you okay?
Halinor broke down crying and she saw one of Stewie's blasters and she grabbed it! Star Lord was fighting her to stop her. He took the gun away from her.
Star Lord (to Halinor): WHAT THE (censored) WERE YOU TRYING TO DO JUST NOW?!
Halinor (crying): I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANYMORE! I SHOULD'VE RESISTED NERISSA'S CONTROL! IF I HAD, HAY LIN WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY NERISSA!
Lola slapped Halinor in the face.
Lola: Get ahold of yourself woman!
Spidey: Halinor, I witnessed Doctor Octopus commit suicide in front of me. I'll be damned if I see you do the same thing!
Lola: He's right Halinor. This is all Nerissa's fault! Right now J.D. Knudson and our friends and siblings are fighting her and they are gonna make sure she pays for everything she has done.
Lea: She's right Halinor. Nerissa will pay for everything she has done to the universe and we'll make sure that she does. You still have a chance to set things right and help us take down Nerissa once and for all. So don't throw away everything you were given because of Nerissa. She will pay.
Halinor then hugged Lea and she was crying hard.
Lea was comforting her.
Lea: It's all right Halinor. Let it all out.
After 10 minutes they went to help fight Nerissa.
Battle 3: YAN LIN
The battle with Yan Lin was on an island they know all too well: Angry Birds Island.
"Yan Lin": You should be familiar with this island, Arpeggio.
Arpeggio: I am. It's the island of the Angry Birds. Here, I helped them take down Leonard the Pig King.
"Yan Lin": You can have those birds help you if you want. Either way, I'll emerge victorious! (hurls whirlwind at Arpeggio)
Laney: We shall see!
They went at her and Arpeggio dodged the whirlwind. Hay Lin fired a tornado at her grandmother and it blew her back but she got up and they clasped hands.
Hay Lin: Grandma you have to realize that Nerissa is controlling you! She is using you as a slave in her plots to destroy the universe!
"Yan Lin": I only serve Mistress Nerissa.
Hay Lin: No you don't Grandma! She's using you and she took away your free will! You have to fight her! I know you would never resort to working for a monster like Nerissa! You have to fight her!
"Yan Lin": (Regains control) Hay Lin? (Groans and clutches her head as she is struggling to regain control) You have to help me!
Laney: We will! Come on guys!
Laney tied up "Yan Lin" with her vines and made sure she couldn't move. She then ululated and the Angry Birds arrived.
Red: Laney Loud. It's great to see you again.
Laney: You too Red. It's great to see all of you again. The whole planet is in grave danger. This rogue guardian named Nerissa is out to kill us all and she is controlling Hay Lin's grandmother here. We need your help to help us break her out of her control.
Bomb: Uh oh. This woman sounds very dangerous.
Stella (AB): Sounds like it.
Chuck: You got it Lanes.
Blue brothers: Lets get her guys!
They cheered and the birds went at "Yan Lin" with teamwork.
Laney: Lets use our combos on her guys!
Riley: You got it!
Laney and Riley fired a bunch of flowers and vines at "Yan Lin."
Laney and Riley: NATURES FLOWERING LOVE!
The flowers and vines combined and turned into a dragon of pure leaves and it had "Yan Lin" in its claws.
Ben turned into Wildvine.
Ben: WILDVINE!
Linka: Lets use our combo on him Ben.
Wildvine: You got it Linka.
Linka fired a blast of lightning and Wildvine threw his vine ropes.
Linka and Wildvine: THUNDERVINE ENSNAREMENT!
The vines were coated in lightning and they wrapped around her and she was being electrocuted.
Harley Quinn: Lets use our combo on her Arpeggio.
Arpeggio: You got it Harley Quinn.
Arpeggio fired a lot of feathers and Harley Quinn ran with her hammer.
Arpeggio and Harley Quinn: FEATHER HAMMER PULVERIZER!
The feathers turned the hammer into a powerful hammer and she swung the hammer and bashed "Yan Lin."
Lori: Nerissa's mind control literally makes me sick! Lets get rid of her control for good.
Roxanne: You got it mom!
Lydia: Lets do it!
Linda: Yeah!
Kurt: Lets do it Lori.
Lori, Her Children and Kurt fired blasts of wind at "Yan Lin."
Lori, Her Children and Kurt: HURRICANE DRAGON STORM!
The blasts of wind combined into a powerful dragon made of pure wind.
Hay Lin: Lets sever Nerissa's control Flora.
Flora: You got it Hay Lin. FLOWER TWISTER!
Flora fired a stream of flowers spinning at "Yan Lin."
Hay Lin fired a powerful stream of air and wind.
Flora and Hay Lin: WINDS OF NATURE DRAGON!
The blasts combined and turned into a dragon made of leaves and wind. Lori's Dragon and Hay Lin's dragon saw Nerissa controlling "Yan Lin" and they fired blasts of leaves and wind and severed the strings that bind her to Nerissa.
"Yan Lin" was freed and she was untied. The real Yan Lin flew out of Nerissa's staff and went into the second Yan Lin. She was now 50 years younger. She was now young again thanks to them freeing her from not only Nerissa's control but also from Nerissa's scepter.
Hay Lin: Grandma? Are you all right?
Yan Lin: Yes I am Hay Lin. I'm back to normal.
They hugged again.
Yan Lin: Thank you all so much for freeing me.
Lori: You're welcome Yan Lin.
Flora: We have to stop Nerissa at all costs.
Hay Lin: And we will.
Linka: Come on guys!
Laney: Lets head over there!
They went over to the fight Nerissa.
Battle 4: Kadma
The fight with Kadma was on the docks of Gotham Wharf.
Kadma: Doesn't this place look familiar, Venom?
Venom: It should be. This is Gotham Wharf. It's where J.D., Batman, and the others defeated Bane.
Megan: Good thing there's no one else here.
Kadma: Yan Lin gave you a choice, Megan. But you chose wrong. (notices her Guardian attire) It seems you've become a Guardian as well. That's fine by me. I wasn't looking forward to fighting your Dark Samus Suit anyway! (summons vines to attack Megan and Venom)
Tara lifted a huge rock wall and blocked the vines.
Beast Boy turned into a hummingbird and flew to Kadma and then he turned into a snake and wrapped around her.
Cornelia went up to her and talked to her.
Cornelia: Kadma you have to stop serving Nerissa. She's using you as a pawn in her diabolical plot to destroy the universe!
Kadma: I only serve Mistress Nerissa.
Lincoln: No you don't Kadma! She's using you and you would never serve an evil monster like Nerissa! You have to fight her control and come back to us!
Kadma regained some control and then she was clutching her head as she was trying to regain control.
Kadma: Guys you have to help me!
Lincoln: And we will! Lets get her guys!
Tara: Combo time!
Beast Boy: You got it!
Tara entombed Kadma in a rock and she fired numerous rock shards.
Beast Boy turned into a Stegosaurus.
Tara and Beast Boy: EARTH CHARGE STEGO!
The rock shards encased Beast Boy in a ball as he rolled into a ball and he turned into a rolling boulder. He crashed into Kadma with awesome power.
CRASH!
Luan: Lets light up the site with our combo Talia? (Laughs) Get it? But seriously lets use our combo Talia, Lensay.
Lensay: You know it Mama.
Talia: Always up for it Luan.
Luan and Lensay fired blasts of red and pink light and Talia fired a curtain of Aurora.
Luan, Lensay and Talia: LIGHT AURORA ENTANGLE!
The blasts combined and turned into a shining curtain of light and wrapped around Kadma.
Poison Ivy: Lets get her Venom.
Venom: We hear ya Pamela.
Poison Ivy called a bunch of Venus Fly Traps and Venom fired black webbing.
Poison Ivy and Venom: VENOMOUS VENUS SPIDER!
The Venus Fly Trap turned into a vicious black widow spider and it tied down Kadma with its webbing.
Cornelia: Hang on Kadma, we're almost through to you!
Cornelia formed numerous vines and sent them all at her.
Stella: RISING SUN!
Stella fired a blast of light from her hand.
Cornelia and Stella: NATURE'S SHINING DRAGON!
The vines merged with the light blast and turned into a shining dragon made of leaves.
Lincoln: Lets help out Earth!
Earth: You got it Linky!
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and Earth fired a blast of lava.
Lincoln and Earth: VOLCANIC THUNDERSTORM DRAGON!
The blasts combined and turned into a dragon of pure lava emitting lightning. Lincoln & Earth and Cornelia & Stella's dragons saw Nerissa controlling Kadma and they fired blasts of sunlight and lava and they severed the strings of Nerissa's control and freed Kadma.
Kadma was back to normal.
Kadma: What happened?
Cornelia: You were under the control of Nerissa.
Kadma: I'll make that witch pay for this!
Lincoln: And we will. J.D. is facing her now.
Earth: We have to get over there.
Cornelia: Come on!
They went to join the fight.
Battle 5: Shriek
The fight with Shriek was right in the middle of Gotham Royal York.
Matt/Shagon: So this is Gotham Royal York, huh?
Terry: It is. (to Shriek) Shriek, you maniac! This fight is going to get innocent people hurt! Don't you care about that?!
Shriek: Of course not! They never cared about me! (to Sandman) You helped defeat a Revenge Squad member here, Sandman. Care to guess which one? I'll give you a hint: it's not one of your fellow Sinister Six members.
Sandman: It's Shiv, isn't it?
Shriek: Bingo! Now, enough talking. I haven't fought your pointy eared friend in a while. (fires Sound Blast at Terry)
In the Dakota City Prison Shiv was having lunch in his cell when he sneezed.
Shiv: Someone must be talking about me.
Shocker appeared and absorbed the sonic blasts. It was making him stronger.
Nico: You will pay for hurting my friend J.D.
Shriek: He deserves to die for everything he is.
Nico: You don't know what you are saying you freak. Now it's time for me to show you my newest transformation. I found a new transformation when I was training.
He flared up his Super Saiyan Aura and in a massive tornado he was forever changed. When the dust cleared Nico now had a well muscled body with red fur covering it, his hair was longer, his eyes were now orange and he had red lines under them, he had an orange sleeveless battle shirt and his Saiyan Monkey tail was out and it was red. He was now a SUPER SAIYAN 4!
Naruto: Wow! Look at Nico!
Nancy: He looks incredible!
May was so infatuated with Nico's new transformation that she had blood dripping from her nose.
Naruto: Wow! The level of power I'm sensing off of him is completely unreal! It's far more powerful than that of Super Saiyan 3.
Nico: (Deeper Voice) That's because this is my newest transformation bro. This is what I call Super Saiyan 4.
Naruto: Super Saiyan 4!? Incredible!
Stephanie: It's unbelievable!
Terry: No kidding.
Matt/Shagon: It sure is. I didn't know you had so much power Nico.
Nico: Well Shriek is gonna have a hard time dealing with me.
Nico looked at Shriek with incredible hate.
Nico: Shriek I will never forgive you for any of your crimes.
Shriek: I wouldn't be caught dead asking for your forgiveness you wretched monkey!
Shriek went at Nico and he dodged all his attacks and Nico teleported and Shriek fired a blast of sound and when it hit him it didn't even phase him let alone scratch him. Shriek punched Nico and much to his shock his Super Saiyan 4 body made his left arm completely shatter into a million pieces.
Shriek: (In shock) What the!?
Nico: (Chuckles) I'm quite surprised myself. Surprised at how strong I have become.
Shriek: What do you mean?
Nico: Your punches and attacks only tickled like a tiny feather.
Shriek fired another sound blast at Nico at maximum power and it hit him and he was in a cloud of dust. But when the dust cleared Nico was still standing and the blasts didn't even make him flinch.
Shriek: That blast should've turned him into dust and it did absolutely nothing!
Nico: Shriek you can never defeat me. My powers have grown far beyond yours you powerless human and you know it.
Shriek: DIE YOU FOOL!
He continued to fire sound blasts at Nico but all he was doing was just amusing him.
Nico: Listen to me Shriek, I can't allow you to get away with all the trouble you caused to innocent people. You've gone too far. Now you got to deal with me and my friends.
Nico flared up his aura to an incredible level and he flew at Shriek with incredible speed and punched him in the stomach and punched him in the face and kneed him in the stomach.
Nico formed his fingers into a sign.
Nico: WHIRLWIND SPIN!
He formed his fingers away and a powerful razor-wind tornado formed and the wind cut Shriek's armor all off. All that was left of him was his helmet on his head.
Nico: Lets get him with our combos guys.
May: You got it Nico!
Nancy: Lets get him guys!
Nancy, Stephanie, Ruby and Mariah turned into their wereshark forms and Naruto formed a powerful ball of water.
Wereshark Girls and Naruto: FIVE FEEDING SHARKS!
Naruto and the Wereshark Girls turned into sharks made of pure water and they bit Shriek and he screamed in pain.
Shocker fired a blast of lightning and Sandman fired a blast of sand.
Sandman and Shocker: FULGURITE ELECTROCUTION!
The sand hardened into a crystal and lightning flowed through it and it pinned Shriek to a nearby building.
Matt/Shagon fired a laser blast from his eyes and Roxy fired a stream of animal pawprints.
Matt/Shagon and Roxy: CALL OF NATURES HATRED!
The blasts combined and turned into a pack of voracious and ravenous wolves and they mauled Shriek.
Layla: MORPHIX BOLT!
Layla fired a blue sparkling energy blast and Terry fired numerous Batarangs.
Layla and Terry: OCEANS BAT STRIKE!
The batarangs turned into bats made of pure water and they hit Shriek and pulverized him with the force of a Megatsunami.
May: Let me use my Final Smash on him.
Nico: Go for it May.
May: ICEFIRE SNOWFLAKE LASER!
May formed a giant snowflake and she fired a huge blast of ice fire at Shriek and completely encapsulated him in pure ice.
Nico: Nice job May.
Jean Grey appeared and she had the Phoenix Force on.
Jean Grey: Let us help too.
Nico: Go for it Jean.
Jean Grey: PHOENIX WING FIREBALL SHOWER!
Jean Grey spread her Phoenix Force Wings and fired numerous fireballs from them and they not only melted the ice but also burned him really badly.
Nico: Now lets see how you like this. May lets use our combo on him.
May: Right Nico.
May fired a blast of Ice Fire and Nico formed a fireball in his hands the size of a soccer ball.
Nico: NUOVA STAR!
Nico threw the fireball.
Nico and May: COLD FIRE PRISON!
The blasts combined and turned into a blue fireball made of burning cold fire and it hit Shriek and froze him in a block of ice and everything but his head was completely frozen.
Nico: You're looking at spending the rest of your miserable life in one of our most dangerous maximum security prisons for your crimes. But that would be too good for you.
Shriek was sent to our newest prison. It was called the Planet Nine prison for Terrorists and he was placed in the Supermax Terrorist wing. This zone of the Planet Nine prison was reserved for the most dangerous of criminals that have terrorized the world. We would've killed him but because he is deaf that would be completely barbaric.
Nico: Lets head over to J.D. guys. It's time take down Nerissa once and for all.
They did so.
Battle 6: Nerissa.
We were all the way over in Greece.
Nerissa: Look around, Killer Frost. Know where we are?
Killer Frost: I remember what happened here. Greece is Hercules' turf. We also killed Vexen here!
Nerissa: Of course you did. Now it's your turn to be killed! (fires lightning at her)
I appeared and deflected the lightning.
Me: No Nerissa. Your fight is with me. I vowed to face you when we first met remember?
Nerissa: Very well.
Me: Now it's time to pay Nerissa. You are going to face up to your crimes. Time for me to unleash my full power.
Killer Frost: So the beast is about to be unleashed.
Me: That's right. This is a very rare occurrence for me. This is the absolute pinnacle of my power and Nerissa will be the first person to face it.
(Goku's Super Saiyan theme plays)
I go Super Angel 10,000 and flare up my power and my aura was getting more powerful. The earth was shaking extremely violently and red lightning and blue lightning mixed in my aura and rocks lifted up into the air. The skies darkened with storm clouds and lightning was striking everywhere. Tornadoes of water were sucked up into the sky from the Mediterranean. It was getting extremely intense as my power was rising rapidly at an accelerated rate. Then I released the full extent of my power.
When it faded my power was stronger than ever before and lightning was striking all over my aura.
Me: There. Now this is my full power. Ready Nerissa?
Nerissa: Lets dance.
I teleport and punch her in the stomach and she flew away and fired a blast of lightning and we went at eachother and we were exchanging blows at a rapid pace and it was getting powerful. Nerissa fired a blast of lightning and I dodged it and I fired a blue energy wave and she dodged it and fired a powerful blast of lightning and I deflected it and fired a powerful red energy blast and she dodged it. We were really going at it and our battle was shaking the very foundation of the entire planet to the core. We stopped and we were facing each other.
Me: I don't understand you Nerissa. You were a Guardian of Candrakar and you did so many good deeds for both worlds. You became consumed with powerlust and became a heartless monster bent on conquering the universe. Why did this happen?
Nerissa: Because they took my power away from me!
Me: Your mind was considered too weak for the Heart and you will never get its power ever again.
Nerissa: (Growls) Just for that one I will blow you to pieces!
Me: I would like to see you try. I vowed to make you pay for causing problems to both of our worlds!
I flared up my power to an incredible degree.
Me: NOW DDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
My aura flared up to an incredible level and the skies had lightning strike everywhere at a rapid level.
Me and Nerissa went at each other again and it was a powerful fight that not only shook the entire planet to the core, but it also shook the very fabric of the entire universe to the very brink. On planets all over the universe people were sensing the sheer viciousness and ferocity of our battle.
I fired 4 more energy blasts at her as she was flying and she stopped 2 of the blasts with her feet and the other two with her hands and she was struggling to hold them back. I fired another blast and she saw it coming and I flew up to her as the blasts hit and exploded. In the cloud of smoke I punched her and then we clasped hands and we flared up our auras. Mine was yellow and Nerissa's was pitch black. Our hands were locked together and our auras mixed and lightning clashed and formed in them. The storm clouds above us intensified and lightning struck at an incredible level at 400 bolts every half a second and the ground was shaking violently at an incredible level. Suddenly from out of no where an energy blast hit Nerissa in the back and exploded and I head butt her and kick her in the stomach and send her crashing into the ground.
CRASH!
I land by her as she got up and I saw everyone arrive.
Me: You all came. Good. I've had my fun with her.
Nerissa saw that her slaves in a sense have been freed.
Nerissa: Impossible! How did you get set free!?
Irma: That's none of your business Nerissa!
Will: Now you will pay for everything you've done!
Me: She sure will and Nico wow! Your power is unbelievable!
Nico: I call this form Super Saiyan 4.
Me: It's incredible man. And it looks awesome on you. Lets take down this monster together everyone.
Everyone: YEAH!
Goku: Lets get her guys!
Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Trunks went Super Saiyan.
Piccolo went Super Namek.
We all went at Nerissa and hit her with everything we had at her.
Piccolo: Special Beam Cannon!
Piccolo fired an orange and purple energy beam and Nerissa dodged it and went at him. Tien appeared in front of her and placed his hands on the edges of his eyes.
Tien: SOLAR FLARE!
Tien released a blinding flash of white light that was brighter than 100 suns and it blinded Nerissa temporarily.
Nerissa: MY EYES!
Tien held his hands in a triangle shape.
Tien: TRI-BEAM! HA!
He fired a yellow energy blast at Nerissa and it hit her and exploded.
KRABBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nerissa was sent flying and she stopped.
Superman fired a laser vision blast and burned her leg and he punched her in the face.
Superman: Lets use our combo on her Goku!
Goku: You got it. (Cups hands to Side) KAAAA! MEEE! HAAA! MEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Goku fired a Kamehameha Wave and Superman fired his laser vision.
Goku and Superman: LASER PRISM KAMEHAMEHA!
The laser vision caused the Kamehameha Wave to split into the 7 colors of the rainbow. One blast for each color and they hit Nerissa and exploded and sent her crashing into the ground.
CRASH!
Will: I will never forgive you for everything you've done Nerissa!
Will fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her.
Yamcha formed a Spirit Ball.
Yamcha: Spirit Ball!
He threw an energy ball. Nerissa got up and it hit her in multiple places at his command and it hit her in the back and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Chiaotzu: DODON RAY!
Chiaotzu fired a yellow Dodon Ray and it hit Nerissa and exploded.
KRABOOOOOMMM!
Will: Let use our combo on them Bloom!
Bloom: You got it Will. DRAGON FIRE!
She fired a fire blast and it turned into a Dragon made of pure fire.
Will fired a blast of lightning.
Will and Bloom: DRAGON HALO FIRESTORM!
The dragon fire and lightning formed into a halo of pure fire with lightning coming out of it. It hit Nerissa and exploded.
Rachel: SONIC BLAST!
Star B.: NARWHAL BLAST!
Rachel fired a sound blast and it hit Nerissa and she dropped her staff. Star fired a blast of Narwhals and they hit Nerissa and knocked the wind out of her. Marco fired a blast of fire and burned her in the leg.
Vegeta: FINAL SHINE ATTACK!
Vegeta fired a green energy blast from his hand and it hit Nerissa and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nerissa was sent flying but she stopped.
Me: Wow! What power! Will, Taranee lets use our combo on her!
Taranee: You got it J.D.
I charged up an Electro Eclipse Bomb.
Me: ELECTRO ECLIPSE BOMB!
I fired a black energy ball with red lightning around it.
Taranee and Will fired fire and lightning.
Me, Taranee and Will: SOLAR ECLIPSE DEATH BOMB!
Our techniques combined and the energy ball turned into a black flaming sun and it hit Nerissa and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it shook the area.
When the smoke cleared Nerissa got up and she was on her last legs.
Me: She is a very formidable adversary, I will give her that.
Flora: She sure is.
Cassidy had Nerissa's staff.
Cassidy: I got her staff. Now lets free Elyon.
She freed Elyon from the staff.
Elyon: Thank you so much Cassidy.
Cassidy: You're welcome Elyon.
Cornelia: Elyon!
They hugged again.
Nerissa looked at Will and she had a look that made it look like she was begging for mercy. But we weren't fooled one bit.
Maria: You know, for a moment, you had me fooled. Until you looked at Will. (Nerissa's face twitched in anger) And there it is again. The anger and jealousy in your eyes. You're good. I'll give you that. For a moment, I really believed that you could be saved. That we could reach you. But you're just like Ebon was. A manipulator. A liar. A murderer. A psychopath. (Nerissa narrows her eyes at her) You sell that "frightened girl" act well, I must admit but I see right through you. We were never gonna reach you, were we?
Me: No we weren't.
Rachel kicked Nerissa in the face and fired a sound blast at her.
Starfire fired numerous starbolts at Nerissa and they exploded when they hit.
Rachel: Lets use our combo Starfire.
Starfire: This is gonna be fun!
Rachel: SONIC BLAST!
Rachel fired a blast of sound and Starfire fired laser vision and starbolts.
Rachel and Starfire: SONIC STAR LASER!
The blasts combined and turned into a sonic laser and it hit Nerissa and burned her in her leg.
Then we got help from Captain Atom. He fired an energy blast at Nerissa. It exploded when it hit her.
Me: Nathaniel Adams A.K.A. Captain Atom. It's an honor to meet you.
Captain Atom: You too J.D. We got word that you all might need some help.
Me: We need all the help we can get since Nerissa is a deadly adversary.
Red Tornado then appeared and he spun Nerissa around in a powerful tornado blast.
Me: Red Tornado. It's an honor.
Red Tornado: You too J.D.
We saw the entirety of the Justice League ready to fight. They launched a massive full scale assault on her with a variety of powers and abilities. They were hitting Nerissa with everything they got at her.
Then we got an unexpected surprise. It was Raven's TTG counterpart turned into the DEMON OF AZARATH!
Raven: You're my counterpart turned evil. And you are nothing more than a major idiot.
Demon of Azarath: There was nothing wrong with just goofing off now and then! Sure, we might have been incompetent heroes but at least we fought crime now and then. But you couldn't handle that, could you?!
Raven: Let me give you a reality check, "Me"! You were never a hero. You're rude, you beat people up for every stupid little thing, you ruin everyone's fun for no reason, you insult people and put them down, you make jokes at the expense of others, you whine whenever you don't get your way, and you became obsessed with colorful talking ponies a bit too much. That last part actually isn't bad but to you, it's an addiction!
Dr. Strange: Lets destroy her with our combo Raven.
Raven: You got it.
Raven fired a blast of dark energy and Dr. Strange fired a blast of magic.
Raven and Dr. Strange: CELESTIAL MAGIC FIRE!
The blasts combined and turned into a blast of purple fire and it hit the Demon of Azarath and completely obliterated her.
I slashed at Nerissa with my sword and cut her face.
Caleb: Lets use our combo on her J.D.
Me: You got it Caleb.
We went at Nerissa and we had our swords ready.
Caleb: This is what you get mother!
I gasped in shock but focused on the combo.
Me and Caleb: THOUSAND SWORD SLASH!
We slashed Nerissa with 1000 slashes.
She was down and bleeding profusely.
Rhino charged and Killer Frost fired a blast of ice.
Rhino and Killer Frost: FROZEN RHINOCEROS STAMPEDE!
The ice covered Rhino and turned him into a rhinoceros of pure ice. He rammed Nerissa and sent her rolling.
Me: Caleb, I didn't know that Nerissa is your own mother!
Caleb: I was shocked myself but I realized that being the son of a heartless monster would not look good on my reputation.
Me: Good thinking Caleb.
As the fight with Nerissa was raging on something evil was brewing in the dungeons of the Meridian castle. The Green Goblin came into the dungeon.
Vathek: Halt! Who goes there?!
Green Goblin (throws pumpkin bombs at him and the other guards): Don't mind us! We're just passing by!
The bombs exploded and knocked the guards unconscious.
A man came and it was LOKI - THE GOD OF MISCHIEF!
Loki: (British Accent) Everyone out on bad behavior! (uses his magic on the bars, destroying them)
Loki just used his sceptor to free Phobos and his minions.
Phobos: I assume that we have you to thank for freeing us.
Loki: Of course you do. I am Loki, the God of Mischief.
Green Goblin: And I am Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin!
Cedric: We don't care who you two are. As long as you get us out of here!
Loki: Very well. Our leader would like to speak to all of you anyway. (teleports them all out)
Back in the battle Elyon was in deep thought.
Gwen (Total Drama): You ok, Elyon?
Elyon: Well, I'm still thinking about what led to me being imprisoned in that staff. I have all these powers but they were weaker compared to Nerissa's. That was how she managed to capture me. And now, I find out that two of your enemies broke out my brother and his forces. Right now, I'm been wondering what my place on the team is. If [chuckles] I even have a place, you know?
Lightning: So, you feel like an outsider, right? (Elyon nods)
Duncan: Being an outsider is a good thing. No, scratch that. It's a great thing. I've been an outsider my whole life. The best part is that you get to tell people to go shove it.
Elyon chuckled and then she was enveloped in a sphere of yellow light. When it faded she was now in Guardian Attire.
Elyon: I'm a Guardian now!
Cornelia: Elyon this is incredible! I think you have the powers of Time.
Elyon: I know I do. Now it's time to stop Nerissa.
I punched Nerissa into ground and Krillin formed an energy disk.
Krillin: DESTRUCTO DISK!
He threw the disk and it slashed Nerissa in the face.
Me: It's over Nerissa. You're finished!
I flared up my aura.
Nerrisa got up and she was building up her power to incredible levels and she was incredibly enraged.
Nerissa: IF I CAN'T HAVE THIS (CENSORED) PLANET, THEN NO ONE CAN!
Me: You will pay for everything Nerissa! (Cups hands to Side) SOLAR KAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAA! MEEEE!
Nerissa: NOW YOU ALL DIE! QUINTESSENCE!
She fires a massive stream of pitch black energy from her hands and I fired a massive Red Solar Kamehameha blast.
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive red Kamehameha Wave of incredible power.
Krillin sensed the incredible amount of power coming from the blasts.
Krillin: That's way too big! Lets go!
Everyone flew away from the blast area. The blasts collided and a massive power struggle began. Once everyone got to a safe distance they saw the struggle that was taking place.
Krillin: They're gonna change the shape of the whole planet!
Piccolo: Nerissa!
Varie: What power! Come on guys! Lets help J.D. out!
Goku: Right!
Everyone went to distract Nerissa so I can finish her off once and for all.
(DBZ Calling The Dragon theme plays)
They landed on different sides.
Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
He fired his Special Beam Cannon and it hit Nerissa in the back.
Tien: TRI-BEAM!
He fired a yellow energy blast and the rest of the Z Fighters fired energy blasts.
Sailor Soldiers: PLANET ETERNAL POWER!
The Sailor Soldiers combined their power and fired a massive white energy blast.
Nico fired a powerful blast of fire energy and it hit Nerissa. The blasts hit Nerissa and it provided some form of distraction.
Me: I've got to reach deeper! (Intensifies blast) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nerissa was being pushed back and she intensified her blast.
Me: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU NERISSA!
Nerissa: You're all so anxious to die aren't you? Well all you had to do was ask!
She fired a blast of energy wind and blew them all away.
Me: I HATE YOU NERISSA! (INTENSIFIES BLAST) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nerissa intensified her blast. Lightning struck all over the area from the blast.
Everyone fired back at Nerissa!
Nerissa: WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST STAY DOWN!?
She fired more energy wind and blew them away again.
But they kept getting up and fired more blasts.
Nerissa: They just keep lining up to die!
They fired more blasts at her.
Nerissa fired more wind.
Nerissa: NO CHANCE! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!
She intensified the energy wind even more and blew them away.
Will: We have to combine all our Guardian Powers on Nerissa. Vegeta we have to help J.D.!
Vegeta: You know it Will!
They flew above Nerissa and Vegeta charged up his blast.
King Kai felt the enormous power of our blasts and something was gonna happen!
King Kai: OH NO! THE EARTH IS GONNA BLOW!
The power of our blasts was so strong and powerful that it was threatening to tear the entire planet apart!
The ground was shaking apart and earthquakes were going on all over the place!
Lincoln: The Planet is gonna explode!
The parents of the Guardians were rooting us on.
Susan: YOU CAN'T TAKE MY WILHELMINA AWAY FROM ME! SHE'S MY BABY AND NO ONE CAN TAKE HER AWAY! (CRYING)
Tom: Right! J.D. Won't let that happen because he is unbeatable! He won't let our babies be taken away!
Elizabeth: Right! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER BECAUSE J.D. WON'T LET HER! HE CAN'T BE BEATEN!
The effects of our battle were being felt around the whole planet.
Lillian: Come on J.D.! Save the planet!
Goku: (To me telepathically) Release it J.D.! Release everything! Remember all the pain she has caused, the people she has hurt, now make that your power!
Me: I will Master Goku!
Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!
He fired his energy blast and the Guardians fired their blasts.
Vegeta and the Guardians: ELEMENTAL FINAL DESTROYER!
The blasts combined and hit Nerissa. It exploded and it provided a distraction. She saw them and it was the moment I was waiting for.
Goku: NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!
Me: GO TO HELL NERISSA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I intensified the blast to an incredible level of power and it overtook Nerissa's blast and destroyed it. The blast was so powerful and so devastating that it was more than enough.
(Death of Frieza, Cell and Buu theme plays)
Nerissa was being destroyed because of it.
Nerissa: I AM INVINCIBLE!
Nerissa was completely obliterated by the sheer power of the blast in an instant and there was nothing left of her. The blast went out into space and it dissipated harmlessly.
I powered down and I wasn't even in the least bit exhausted.
Me: It's finally over.
Piccolo: (Gasps) He did it. Nerissa's energy has completely vanished!
Will: At last. It's finally over!
Krillin: But you mean we're really safe again?
Tien: Yeah bud. It looks like it.
Yamcha: Oh man. Its been a few years since the last time I heard someone say that.
But then Nerissa's spirit appeared.
Nerissa (now a spirit): Now I know how Cassidy felt. At least things can't get any worse for me.
Nicole (takes out the Book of Vile Darkness): Oh, yes they can!
Nerissa: Me and my big mouth.
Nicole: (Chants an Incantation) ALDURON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!
Nerissa was sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness and she was sealed into it for all eternity.
Me: Enjoy Hell, Nerissa.
Caleb: Goodbye "Mother".
Everyone all over the world cheered wildly for us and they all cheered for me.
Me: The war is finally over. Nerissa is dead and she is in the Book of Vile Darkness where she belongs for all eternity.
Nico: You said it man.
Me: I couldn't have done it without all of you.
Goku: I'm so proud of you J.D.
Me: Thanks Master Goku. We all worked together and took Nerissa down for good.
(Ending song of Long Distance Good-Bye from Armageddon plays)
I was standing on a cliff looking over the entirety of the Mediterranean Sea and people all over the planet were cheering wildly. The world and the entire universe had been saved from Nerissa's evil ways. The wind blew my hair around as I had my wings spread. It wasn't just the people of Earth cheering for us. People on countless planets all over the Galaxy were cheering as well.
I gave everyone the victory fingers.
We went over to Candrakar and we stood before the Oracle.
Oracle: It seems that I've missed a lot. Thank you, J.D. Knudson, for putting an end to Nerissa's reign of terror.
Me: (bows) You're welcome and thank you, Oracle. I hope you don't mind that some of my friends used our technology against her.
Oracle: Of course not. After all, I'm not a technophobe.
Me: I'm glad.
Elizabeth Hale: So we can't tell Lillian that she's the Heart of Earth yet?
Oracle: Not yet. That will only make her worried about her future. She does not know about the dangers of the world.
Maria: The Oracle's right. Right now, Lillian's still a kid. So why not let her enjoy her childhood? After all, it won't last forever.
Me: I promise she will know of her powers in time but lets let her enjoy her childhood while it lasts.
Cornelia: Good idea.
We did so.
In the dungeons, Francis, Thor and Spiderman were with Vathek investigating how Phobos and his cronies got out.
Thor: Vathek, can you tell us who broke Phobos out of prison?
Vathek: I didn't get their names. But one of them had a helmet and a scepter. The other was on a flying device and threw bombs that looked like pumpkins.
Francis: Isn't Hobgoblin dead?
Spidey: He is. I think Vathek is talking about the Green Goblin.
Thor: And Loki. He and Osborn must have gotten Phobos and his forces out of their cells.
Spiderman: We'll have to worry about them later. But I have a good feeling I know where they're at.
We all did.
At the Slaughter Swamp headquarters of the nefarious Legion Of Doom, Gorilla Grodd was welcoming Phobos and his minions into the Legion.
Grodd: I have to say, Osborn. I'm impressed. I heard about you and Loki's reputation as the most dangerous villains out there but this takes it to a whole new level.
Dr. Polaris: They managed to bust Phobos and his gang out of jail while the heroes were busy with Nerissa.
Loki: Why, thank you for the compliment, gentlemen.
Green Goblin: Too bad we lost Nerissa and Shriek. But Phobos over here makes up for that loss.
Phobos: Trust me, Grodd. I won't let you down.
Grodd (smirks): Welcome, Prince Phobos, to the Legion of Doom!
We have another fight in store for us.
Back on Earth we celebrated with a great party. Luan and the Eds are using their Ponce De La Eds restaurant scam but they made some adjustments to it. They are now using real food.
Kevin: I have to tell you, Eddy. This former scam really improved. You guys are even serving real food.
Eddy: Thanks, Kev. J.D. and Chowder's been giving me cooking lessons.
Double D [to Jonny]: And here you go, one Ed Turkey a la King!
Jonny: Oh boy, I'm starving!
Double D: Bon appétit. [He lifts the lid.]
Jonny: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Double D: Ed! You said you were going to use an actual turkey!
Ed has cooked himself. He lies naked on the plate, surrounded by fixings and an apple in his mouth. Ed pours a ladleful of gravy onto the "turkey dinner."
Ed: Stuffing anybody?
Kevin: Dude, that was only gross the first time.
Cornelia then came in to see what was going on.
She came in and saw this. She was appalled at first but then she was laughing herself silly.
Cornelia: (Laughs) Of that is so funny!
I came out with the REAL food for everyone.
Me: Here's the real Ed turkey A La King Jonny. Ed go put some clothes on.
Eddy: Idiot!
The restaurant was a success and they got a lot of quarters.
Jonny: That was so delicious Eddy!
Nazz: Thanks guys. The salad was awesome.
Me: You're welcome guys.
Eddy: That was awesome! Jawbreakers Luan? My treat.
Luan: You know it Eddy.
They went to the Candy Store.
Everyone was enjoying the party.
Cornelia: Hey, Buzz.
Buzz: Yeah?
Cornelia does a throat slash gesture with her finger across her throat, making him pale.
Megan: Was that necessary? I already made up with him, Linnie, and Jeff.
Cornelia: I know. I just wanted to do that to him since I first heard about him.
Megan: Oh yeah.
I was talking to Irma in my room.
Irma: J.D. how did you know that using those combos would break them out of Nerissa's control?
Me: That is part of a plan we formed. Cassidy told me that she was willingly going to get herself brainwashed by Nerissa and she told me that the only way to break them out of her control is with our combo attacks. I put a special seal on Cassidy that would activate when we did our combos and destroy the brainwashing. Same with the other Guardians.
Irma: Wow! That was really genius!
Me: You have to know your enemy and what they can do before you take them down.
Irma: That's true.
Yan Lin: And I feel amazing J.D. Look at me. I have my youth again.
Me: The battle made you 50 years younger Yan Lin. You look awesome.
In the Living Room, Lincoln and Matt were singing a song. They were singing Tainted Love by Soft Cell. The room changed into a beautiful ancient Greek temple.
Lincoln and Matt: (Singing Divinely)
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away, I've got to
Get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away, I've got to
Get away, you don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry, I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love
Don't touch me, please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love (oh)
Touch me, baby, tainted love
Touch me, baby, tainted love
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love
Tainted love
We cheered wildly for them both.
Matt: Lincoln that was awesome buddy.
Lincoln: Thanks Matt. It's a hidden talent. But everyone knows I can sing now.
Will: They sure do.
The Guardians of Candrakar now live in the estate and it was a grand time for them. Turns out that the Guardians and the Loud Siblings all have a lot of things in common. The parents of the Guardians now live with us in the Estate. We all came together to destroy a very dangerous threat to the entire universe. I kept Nerissa's staff as a trophy and it was a reminder of this terrible battle that nearly destroyed the planet. Blunk, the troll friend of the Guardians now lives in a tree in the backyard.
When I was done everyone was amazed.
Eiji Hino: Wow! That is incredible.
Me: Yeah but back then in 2018 I wasn't nearly as powerful back then as I am now.
Nico: And J.D. resurrected her last year and freed her of the darkness that poisoned her mind. Dangerous but very commendable choice.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Eiji: (hears explosion) You are about to see some Greeed right now.
Nico: Time to kick some Greeed ass!
Me: Lets get them!
We went to find the Greeed.
Nico: Eiji, Shintaro you guys will love this.
Me: Also I forgot to mention that like Will and her friends, I'm a Guardian of Candrakar myself.
Will: (takes out Heart of Candrakar) Guardians, Unite!
Me and Will and her friends were enveloped in flashes of light!
Eiji and Shintaro: Henshin.
Eiji's device: Taka! Tora! Batta! Ta-to-ba! Tatoba, Ta-to-ba!
WE TRANSFORMED!
Will: (ENERGY SURGES) THE HEART!
Irma: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia: (PLANTS GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!
We were ready!
Eiji Hino: Wow! That is cool!
Shintaro: It sure is!
Shintaro: Now, which Greeed have been revived somehow?
We then saw a bunch of Incomplete Greeed and 6 Gamel Greeed!
Nico: Incomplete and Gamel! Nice! (GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2!) This is gonna be good!
Eli: (GOES SUPER HUMAN 3) YEAH IT WILL!
Eiji charged at some of the Incomplete Greeed. And I went with him.
I Formed a sword of lightning and Eiji had his sword ready and we slashed the Greeed all over the place and medals poured out from each hit!
Eli: Good thing Lisa made this for us too.
Eli pulled out a special tank.
Eli: Cell Medal vacuum on!
Eli activated it and it sucked in all the Cell Medals!
Shintaro: Wow! Eli is that a Cell Medal tank?
Eli: It sure is and it has an infinite capacity. Lisa Loud made it for us just for this.
Shintaro: Very awesome and Lisa is really smart.
Shintaro brought out his Birth Buster. And then, he used it to shoot several Greeed like Eddy and Dark do with their blasters
He blasted them all over and medals poured out and they were sucked into the tank.
Nico: Wow!
Taranee: That is so awesome!
Eli: It sure is. Also watch this one. I invented this variation of the Sword of The Darkness Flame.
Eli formed 2 Swords of the Darkness Flame. One in Each Hand.
Eli: DOUBLE SWORDS OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
Eli went at the Greeeds and slashed them and piles of Cell Medals poured right out of their fiery corpses and they were sucked into the tank.
Taranee fired blasts of fire and blasted the Greeeds all over and more Cell Medals came out and they were sucked into the tank.
Eiji Hino: Man, I missed fighting Greeed just like the old days!
Me: Man this is awesome! Wow! Good thing Eli and Lisa built that Infinite Cell Medal Tank for us.
Will fired blasts of lightning and they hit a bunch of Greeed and blasted them into Cell Medals all over.
Will Vandom: It really works amazingly well too.
Eiji Hino: It sure does.
Eli: Time to bring out the heavy artillery! DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 炎殺黒龍波
Eli fired a blast of pitch black fire as hot as the sun and it slammed into numerous incomplete Greeeds and 3 Gamel and incinerated them into oblivion and destroyed them and out came a flood of Cell Medals and a bunch of Core Medals. They got sucked into the tank.
Nico: Nico one Eli!
We destroyed them all!
Nico: (POWERS DOWN) That's it.
Eiji Hino: Okay, that should be the last of them.
Shintaro: Good job, Will.
Will Vandom: Thanks. This was awesome!
Eli: Yep. The tank counted 423,283 Cell Medals. And it got 8 Core Medals too.
Me: Wow! That is awesome bro.
Irma Lair: It sure is.
Cornelia: This is awesome though.
Me: It sure is.
We later came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome!
Eli: Lisa your Cell Medal Vacuum tank worked like a charm.
Lisa Loud: Excellent! I'm glad it did Eli.
Nico: It was really awesome and we really kicked Greeed ass.
We told everyone about it and it was awesome.
Hiei: That's great! Eli well done with the Double Swords of the Darkness Flame move.
Eli: Thanks Hiei.
May: Next time, Leo Corbett should go with you.
Leo Corbett: It'll be an honor.
Me: Awesome! In Japan the Lost Galaxy Rangers are called the Gingaman.
Eli: Yep.
In the estate I was looking at something on the table. We all were looking at something actually.
Boarmon: What are we looking for again?
On the table we saw that we were looking at A SOLID GOLD SHIT TURD WITH JEWELS IN IT!
Me: Believe it or not guys, it's a solid 24K Gold Shit turd with jewels in it.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing!
Laney: I've never heard of something like this.
Eli: Me neither.
Varie: How can a piece of shit be made of gold with jewels?
Me: No idea.
Sailor Mars: This is just silly. We're looking at a literal golden piece of shit!
American Dad Roger Smith came in.
Roger Smith (AD): What are you all looking at?
Me: Hey Roger. Does this look familiar to you?
Roger saw the Golden Shit and he gasped!
Roger Smith (AD): OH MY GOD! That is one of mine! Guys this turd is from me! I made this and terrible things happened because of it to some people.
Crumplezone: Well, I'd like for it to cause some bad things to happen to us!
Nico: Crumplezone don't. J.D. see if you can find out what happened.
Me: Right.
I looked up what happened on the computer and it analyzed the Golden Turd and what it showed us was Shocking!
It starts in "Homeland Insecurity", when Roger reveals that he poops golden, jewel encrusted turds. Mikey and Jim discover the gold left by Roger, and Jim kills Mikey. He hides the dead body in the back of his truck and drives away. He is stopped by a police officer, and fears he may have been discovered, but the police officer simply talks to him for a while and drives away. Then Jim stops at a gas station to call his fiancée, Abby, to let her know that they're now rich. The phone is answered by another man, and he learns that Abby is having an affair. The scene ends as Jim sobs in anguish.
In "Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option", we see Jim, who agonizes over the fact he killed his best friend for just a golden turd, then found out that his fiancée was cheating on him. He drives his truck onto the railroad tracks and gets hit by a train. Lt. Eddie Thacker and his partner come to investigate the accident and when Eddie sees the gold turd, he hides it from his partner and takes it home to his wife. They begin to speak of how it will pay for a great retirement and a house in Boca Raton, but Eddie regrets his decision and wants to take it back and face the consequences. He's a week from retirement and afraid that he might get fired if found out. They argue until Eddie starts to believe the gold is affecting them. The wife apparently accepts his decision, but when she starts making tea, she adds rat poison to his cup. Of note, in Spanish "Boca Raton" means rat mouth, a nod to the rat poison Eddie Thacker drinks.
The story continues in "Blagsnarst: A Love Story" where Marylin Thacker is executed for the murder of her husband. Her son, Vincent Edmonds returns to the family home in sadness as he prepares for an election as attorney general. As his son is hit by a car outside, he discovers a secret hiding place under the floorboards containing the Golden Turd. Ignoring everything else in his life, he calls Wyatt Borden, a wealthy chemical dumper that pledges to help him and even make him president one day.
As the political primary takes place in "Father's Daze", Vincent, now going by his family name of Thacker, continues his obsession with the Golden Turd until his campaign manager confronts him over his behavior. Spying the gem, they tussle and Vincent is killed. But just as the campaign manager lifts it in victory, two secret service agents enter. He lurches at them, but they fire multiple rounds and he is killed, as the Golden Turd slips from his hand and rolls under a chair. It is found by a cleaning woman who bundles it up and takes it to the Vatican where she presents it to The Pope. He presents it before a board of religious leaders who ponder how to return it to its rightful place, as the camera pans in on a stone tablet of Roger astride an Egyptian pyramid.
The Golden Turd returns in "300" when the religious leaders plan a way to get rid of the Golden Turd by returning it to its source. However, they too fall under its spell and kill each other. The 'Knights Turdlar', protectors of the turd, observe a delivery girl is immune to its spell and charge her with delivering it to Roger, and shoves it up his anus. This results in Roger falling into 300 pieces, turning the world into a utopia. When Roger's mouth is delivered to the Smith's house and tells of the situation, they set on a worldwide mission to find all his missing pieces and put him back together. They find the last piece is at the Family Feud game, so the Smiths must play to win the butthole. Roger wins and inserts it and the Golden Turd falls out, and Steve Harvey steals it until Stan knocks him out and takes it away, claiming intent to destroy it. Twenty years later, it has been revealed the Smiths have been separated as their only goal was to keep the Golden Turd for themselves. However, their fighting results in all of their deaths, and Roger and Klaus find the Golden Turd. Roger is able to see the moment he pooped out the Turd and proceeds to tell his past self to hide it, so no one can get it. With past Roger still keeping the Turd along with Steve, sets out on a road trip to Boca Raton. In the epilogue, a boy tries desperately to win the turd in an arcade crane game, until his mother pulls him away, but not without a look of avarice as they walk.
When we were finished reading we were all shocked, horrified and beyond disbelief!
Laney: That is absolutely crazy!
Skids: Funny. Eiji told Will and the others about how the desires of some people are selfish. And sure enough, we're learning about the Golden Turd, which was owned by people with selfish desires.
Me: Because of the spell it cast onto them.
Nico: I wonder why it hasn't affected us?
Me: Because of our powers. They are protecting us from it.
Nico: Good. But we got to make sure it doesn't get into the hands of anyone else. Greed is a nasty and deadly force.
Eli: Yeah. Lets put it in our vault for safety.
Me: Good idea.
Rage Mage: Funny how the Golden Turd story relates to Will's mission today.
Bombshell (Skylanders): (British Accent) Jolly good perfect timing on that one.
Me: No kidding.
Nico: Where did you find it J.D.?
Me: It's a funny story. I was out on a jog and I heard loud crying coming from an alley and I saw a homeless man crying his eyes out and he had the Golden Turd in his hands and he was yelling about how it made him kill his best friend. He was so racked with guilt and remorse over it. I went over to him and then I saw him pull out and gun and then I knew he was going to kill himself and I snatched the gun away and told him to seek help and I took the turd back to the estate. And the rest is history.
Nico: Wow!
I put the Golden Turd in a compartment in the vault and the compartment had a special anti-greed spell around it and the compartment said "DO NOT OPEN EVER!"
Nico: There.
Me: Now lets get ready.
Nico: Right. Pinkie Pie's big mission starts now.
Pinkie Pie: WOOHOO! This is gonna be amazing!
Then BlackWarGreymon, Machinedramon, SkullMeramon, Puppetmon, Thundermon, MetalSeadramon, Seadramon, Mercurymon, Grumblemon and Duskmon appeared.
BlackWarGreymon: Can me, Machinedramon, SkullMeramon, Puppetmon, Thundermon, MetalSeadramon, Seadramon, Mercurymon, Grumblemon and Duskmon go with you guys this time?
Nico: Yes you all can. This is gonna be so awesome.
Laney: It sure is.
Me: We owe Rango big time for helping us out last week in the Live Action Transformers Universe.
Lana: We sure do.
Lincoln: You said it.
Metal Man: Nico, which gene slammer do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: This one might sound interesting. I'm hoping to meet one for a Smurf.
Me: Cool!
Laney: A Smurf Gene-Slammer? Wow!
Arrietty: That will be interesting to see.
Eli: It sure will. So it'll be someone as small as the Smurfs going next. Like Arrietty, Thumbelina, Wasp or anyone their size.
Nico: Yep. Anyway lets head out.
Me: First…
I spun around and I donned my Clint Eastwood Cowboy outfit.
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS
Me: (Cowboy talk) Time for us to hogtie a rogue turtle pardners.
Applejack: YEEHAW! This is gonna be great!
Pinkie Pie: OOH! This is gonna be great!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, along with an army of energy signals, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than the twisted version of Nala, and she's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to the twisted version of Nala, and she's here to cause havoc.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: So, another Twisted Princess has shown up, and it's the twisted version of Nala. Oh, this isn't good.
Me: You said it, Nico.
Nala: What happened to her to make her like this?
Simba: I was just wondering the same thing myself.
Helena Knudson-Nicos: Trust me, you guys aren't going to like it one bit, and there's only one person to blame for this one: Scar.
Helena Knudson-Nicos proceeded to tell us about Twisted Nala, and as expected, we're not going to like it one bit.
Story: Upon returning to Pride Rock, Simba confronts Scar in order to regain his kingdom. The fight between Scar and Simba takes a turn for the worse. Nala notices that Simba is in trouble and leaves the hyenas to the other lionesses. She rushes to the top of Pride Rock just in time to see Scar land the finishing blow to Simba. In a fit of rage, Nala attacks Scar viciously, ultimately throwing him off the edge of Pride Rock, avenging Simba's death. However, the hyenas have overwhelmed the other lionesses, leaving Nala as the only surviving lion in the Pride Lands. The hyenas see their chance to finally rid the land of the lions once and for all and begin to pursue Nala without hesitation. With the help of Timon and Pumbaa, the injured Nala makes her escape. The three of them continue to fight the hyenas at every chance they get in order to win back the Pride Lands while preserving the beliefs of Mufasa and Simba.
When Helena Knudson-Nicos was finished, we were horrified.
Nico: My God, so it was because of Scar killing Simba, it drove Nala into a fit of rage and she avenged Simba's death.
Me: But, the hyenas of that world killed all of the other lionesses, and Nala was forever twisted and driven by revenge, despite that she wants to preserve the beliefs of Mufasa and Simba.
Nala: Lincoln, is there a way to save her?
Lincoln sensed Twisted Nala's energy, but all he could find is nothing but rage, sorrow, and anger, all the love Twisted Nala once had was all gone when her world's Scar killed Simba.
Lincoln: No, Nala, all I could find in Twisted Nala is nothing but rage, sorrow, and anger. All the love she once had in her heart is all gone when her world's Scar killed Simba.
Nico: So, that means...?
Lincoln: Yes, Nico, I'm afraid this is one Twisted Princess who has to die, and we need to keep Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed safe from Twisted Nala.
Me: Lincoln's right, she'll go after them thinking they're the hyenas from her world.
Nico: And without a single thought, she'll kill them.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: So, we got to put a stop to Twisted Nala, right after we put a stop to Tortoise John and end him for good.
Lincoln: Yeah, let's hogtie that ornery tortoise and run him out of town on a rail.
We were off to Dirt, Nevada.
DIRT, NEVADA
We arrived in the town of Dirt, Nevada.
Live Action Jetfire: When I suggested Earth be named Dirt, I didn't mean it like this.
Puppetmon: Funny how thing turn out, huh?
Nico: It sure is. But wow the people of Dirt are doing really well.
Varie: Much better than some of the people in Green River, Utah.
Fieval: Yeah no kidding.
Me: I have a feeling our hombre Rango is close.
Nico: J.D. you got to lay off the Cowboy movies.
Me: 1,000 pardons pardner.
Stickybeard: I hope me candy doesn't get melted in this heat.
Nico: Don't worry it won't.
Then we saw a lizard stealing water.
Nico: Looks like a water thief.
Me: I got this nasty varmint!
I formed a lasso and I swung it and threw it and tied the lizard up!
Applejack: YEEHAW! Way to hogtie that varmint!
Rango came.
Rango: Nice job pardners.
Me: Howdy Rango!
Nico: Howdy Rango. Awesome seeing you again.
Thundermon: We want to thank you for taking Dylan Gould down last week.
Rango: It was my pleasure pardners.
Me: Mighty fine shooting there pardner.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was great!
Nico: Yeah it was great.
Sam Witwicky: I honestly expected you to kill him. Especially after what he did to Carly.
Rango: He was just a sad little man who wanted to follow his daddy's footsteps in selling out the human race. He wasn't worth killing.
Dirge: You're right about that.
Nico: Very well said.
Me: Now he is locked up in the stellar lonesome till he is buried up on Dead Man's Bluff.
Nico: (Snickers) Stellar Lonesome until dead on Dead Man's Bluff. I like that.
Me: (Clears throat) It was my way of saying locked up in the Neptune Prison till the day he dies.
Nico: That does make sense but it fits perfectly.
Eli: It sure does.
Rango: I like that.
Poromon got out a beer bottle.
Rango: Oh, don't tell me that's-
Poromon: One bottle of beer!
Seadramon: (laughs) You sure like your beer, Poromon!
Poromon: Yes I do.
Nico: Yeah.
Poromon: Want one J.D.?
Me: No thanks Poromon. Brought my own.
I pulled out a bottle of root beer and I popped the bottle cap and drank it.
Me: Ahh.
Gluko: Is there a bar here?
Rango: Right this way.
We followed Rango and we went to a saloon.
Nico: Nice Saloon.
Eli: Very nice.
Bartender: Well howdy Sheriff Rango and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Honor to have y'all here in these parts.
Nico: Thank you kindly.
Bartender: What's your pleasure.
Nico: Your finest Sarsaparilla and Root Beer please.
Bartender: Y'all got it.
SkullMeramon: I can see why water is considered money here.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Y'all have prospered a lot.
Rango: Yes we have.
We got the Sarsaparilla and Root Beer and drank the soda.
Blade Man: Rango, after this mission, there are a lot of cowboy movies that you'lll like.
Rango: Such as?
Blade Man: The Searchers.
Nico: The Good The Bad And The Ugly, For a Few Dollars More, A Fistful of Dollars, many more.
Eli: Yeah. It sure will be awesome.
Man: (Drunk) Hey you freaks get out!
He threw a bottle at me and then I caught it.
Me: Better watch who y'all are throwing at hombre.
I threw it back at him and it smashed into his face and knocked him down.
Nico: Nice throw.
But then the entire saloon minus us erupted into a massive Old West style fight. Just like in the movies.
One man tried to punch Machinedramon only to hurt his hand.
CLANG! OUCH!
Machinedramon: (laughs) Congratulations. You managed to punch a robot Digimon!
The man got dogpiled on by another man.
Nico: These guys are not very smart when they are drunk.
Bartender: Yeah but it's funny for a laugh.
Rango: It sure is.
I was punching a bunch of men as I was drinking Sarsaparilla.
Magnet Man used his magnets on some guns of a few men shooting at him.
The guns flew over to him and they stuck to him.
Eli fired blasts of Force Lightning and electrocuted them men and knocked him down.
Nico: Boy serves those jerks right.
Me: Y'all said it pardner.
Then one guy pulled a gun out at me and then…
BANG!
I fired with lightning fast speed like how Clint Eastwood did it and knocked the gun out of his hand.
Nico: Nice shot.
I fired more shots and one hit a light fixture and it smashed onto a man's head and knocked him out.
Moe Howard: (Laughs) Now there's something that brings back memories.
Laney: That was funny
Nico: That always cracks me up.
BANG!
I fired another shot and it hit a man with a knife behind Nico and killed him.
Nico: Thanks man.
Me: (Tips hat)
Grumblemon: Who else wants some?!
Nico: YEAH!
The men in the Saloon all ran like cowards.
Me: Stupid cowards. (Blows smoke from gun, spins and holsters it)
Nico: Yeah.
Brawlrus: You think Tortoise John hired them?
Nico: I have a feeling he did.
Eli: Yes he did. The Force is telling me that he did.
Applejack: Why that two timing sidewinder!
Moe Howard: Yeah it would be great if he croaked right now!
Larry Fine: Like you Moe.
Moe Howard: Yeah. (Realizes) Why you…
POW!
Moe hit Larry in the face.
Moe Howard: Why don't you shut up!
Larry Fine: Didn't you make a mistake!?
Moe Howard: Yeah I hit the wrong eye.
POW!
He hit him again in the other eye!
We laughed.
Nico: Next time he should get his eyes poked out.
Moe Howard: Good idea.
POINK!
Larry got poked in his eyes!
Nico: Well now that we got the Saloon fight out of our system, Rango how would you like to see a demonstration of our power in our usual battles?
Rango: I would be honored.
Laney: Awesome.
Lana: This will be awesome for you to watch.
MetalSeadramon: Let's finish out drinks first.
Nico: Good idea.
We drank our drinks and then belched!
Me: Pardon.
Nico: That was good.
Eli: Now that was good drinkin.
Poromon: Yep.
Nico: Now we can get started.
Then Mumbo Jumbo, Fixer, Electrocutioner, Knightbrace, Robo Blaze, Dr. Light, Skulker, Vortex, Gentleman Ghost and Johnny 13 appeared.
Nico: Mumbo Jumbo, Fixer, Electrocutioner, Knightbrace, Robo Blaze, Dr. Light, Skulker, Vortex, Gentleman Ghost and Johnny 13.
Me: Howdy y'all. What are good people like you doing in these here parts?
Electrocutioner: You talked like that in Appleoosa too.
Me: Lets not forget at Maggie's ranch too.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: He watches way too many cowboy movies.
Mumbo: A fight already?
Maria: It was just a small bar fight. Nothing serious.
Fixer: Well, don't overdo it.
Eli: It was like one of those fights like in the Western movies.
Nico: Yep.
Knightbrace: But I do admit that must've been funny to see.
Electrocutioner: (to Nico) So, I heard you went on a sugar rush.
Skulker: That's one way of saying it.
Nico: Yeah I sure did.
Laney: Nico's sugar rushes are nowhere near as brutal as Mac's. When he eats sugar he goes crazy!
Bloo: Yeah he sure does. It's why his mom never lets him have any.
?: Boy that makes Mac a sugar demon!
A figure came out and it was RYJACK from episodes 10 and 11 of Beast Morphers!
Ryjack is a wanted intergalactic criminal being hunted by Captain Chaku who he eventually tracks down to Earth after fleeing across seven galaxies. In desperation, Ryjack flees to the Crystal Dimension where he meets Scrozzle and Evox who are worried because their previous scheme has failed to acquire the rapidly diminishing Morph-X. His entire motive is killing powerful alien beings and taking their weapons to stockpile as trophies and wishes to know the location of a base full of weapons. Evox offers to help him but only if he kills the Beast Morphers Rangers or at least gets them the Morph-X tha they need. He is given Vargoyle's blaster (which they have somehow found and kept despite it being involved in his explosion) as a sidearm but he instead uses his reanimator to recreate Vargoyle in a golden body. However, the resurrected villain is equipped with a mind control collar that makes him a completely powerless slave to Ryjack's will. He and Vargoyle then attack a quarry and stea; a barrel of Morph-X but the Rangers arrive and they are forced to fight. He resurrects some Putty Patrollers and Vivix to fight for him and fights the Rangers. He is kicked down hard by Zoey after Ravi throws him into the air but takes them out of commission with a devastating poison blast. He then leaves with Vargoyle after the latter takes Nate and Steel's Striker Beast Blast.
At around the same time, Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy are resurrected by Scrozzle after being obliterated by the Striker Beast Blast whilst riding a Morph-X Tanker in the previous episode and are horrified to learn of Vargoyle's return. Ryjack demands the details of their base from Evox, but is again denied so Vargoyle is sent to destroy the remaining Rangers whilst Scrozzle deploys a Gigadrone to steal Morph-X in the hope that it will either be successful or that the divided team will allow Vargoyle to destroy the one that goes after him. The scheme fails but Ryjack remains with Evox. g TV STORY-Intruder Alert!
Using Ryjack and his foot soldiers, sometime later, Ryjack gives Evox and his army all of the Morph-X that they need to power their systems. In the meantime, Ryjack uses some Putties, Triptoids, and Vivix to break into the Ranger vault but he is ambushed by the Rangers and Captain Chaku who obliterate his foot soldiers. He goes into combat against the six of them, overwhelming them with his sword and shield but is easily overwhelmed when Chaku brings out his Laser Blade. The Rangers then summon their Beast-X Sabers to form the Beast-X Cannons whilst Chaku charges up his weapon. They triy to destroy Ryjack with a combination of the Enforcer Strike and Beast-X Cannon Blast but he survives and manages to escape.
Back in the Crystal Dimension, Evox suggests bringing his arsenal to Earth in order to use against the Rangers but it is hidden in his spaceship (much to Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy's delight). Evox still tries to convince him but he refuses, claiming that he will "crush them like the vermin they are" and leaves. He goes to a rooftop where Chaku and the Rangers confront him and he tries to bring to life some support but Chaku knocks away his Reanimizer with an energy slash from his Laser Blade. Equipping his sword and shield, he overwhelms the Rangers until Chaku kicks his shield far away from him. Devon then grabs his arm and disarms him before cutting him down but Ryjack uses a device sourced from the remains of Andresia to make himself grow into a giant. The Rangers deploy in their Beast-X Ultrazord to confront Ryjack but are easily overwhelmed and he takes out its systems. Doing this forces the Ultrazord to completely reboot since he shorts out everything which leaves them completely exposed. Luckily, Chaku calls upon his Reptillobeast which overwhelms Ryjack with its Enforcer Inferno. During this time, the Ultrazord recovers and allows him to buck them into the air but wae ready this time and shoot him with their Ultra Beam. With the monster having now dropped his shield, they are then able to take him down with a massive drop kick. Devon then calls for his Cheetah Beast Blaster and they finish off Ryjack with the Beast-X Ultra Strike, the monster cursing them as he face-plants and exploded.
Devon: Ryjack!
Ryjack: Been a while rangers!
Nico: I remember you! You were hunted by Captain Chaku and you were sent by Evox to kill the Beast Morphers and take their weapons as trophies.
Ryjack: That's right. Good memory Nico.
Nico: Like J.D. I never missed an episode.
Maria: What's Captain Chaku like?
Ryjack: He's like the Power Rangers. Only with metal.
Nico: Nice.
Mumbo Jumbo: And here are your archenemies Rango and Kermit.
3 figures came out and 1 was Man Man and the other was Abner and Ewalt!
Crag: Man Man!
Ren Hoek: And the 2 farmers Abner and Ewalt!
Man Man: Well it's nice to see you all.
Me: Y'all know each other?
Crag: Yeah we found out that Man Man was putting a kid on danger as an unlicensed vigilante.
Rip: Man Man is not really evil. He's a dimwitted vigilante.
Nico: Oh and the other 2?
Ren Hoek: We worked on their farm and they were bad parents and worked us to the bones.
Nico: Yeesh.
Abner: You made fine younguns.
Nico: No they didn't.
We got the usual battles underway.
Arkayna, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Bombshell (Skylanders) and Rage Mage VS Mumbo Jumbo - Nico's Rescue
Mumbo Jumbo was first.
Mumbo: (to Arkayna) Be honest. How crazy was Nico in his rescue today?
Arkayna: On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rank him at 20. He loves chocolate and sweets more than how much he loves cheese!
Twilight Sparkle: He went really bonkers at the sight of all that chocolate and the Ice Cream monster! It was silly and amazing that he loves all those sweets.
Spyro: Boy you aren't kidding there Twilight. I have never heard of anyone loving that many sweets like that next to Mary.
Mumbo: BOY! Nico sure has an awesome and insatiable sweet tooth. Lets do it!
Arkayna: ZENKAI CHANGE!
She turned into a White Zeo Ranger Zenkaiger!
Arkayna: ZEO CRYSTAL POWER! ZENKAI ZEO! ゼンカイゼオ
Mumbo: WOW! That is so cool on you!
Arkayna: WOW! This is so cool! I look awesome!
They fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Piper Willowbrook, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Metal Man and Ice Man (Megaman) VS Fixer - Lincoln's Rescue
Fixer was next.
Fixer: (to Piper) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in a vanilla pudding planet. How was it?
Piper Willowbrook: It was incredible! First there was a planet of chocolate and now the sister planet not too far away from it that had oceans made of vanilla pudding with islands made of Nilla Wafer cookies! It was a planet that was delicious!
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was! It was amazing!
Fixer: I heard that Nico goes bonkers for sweets. Is that true?
Sunburn: It sure is. He loves sweets more than he loves cheese.
Ice Man: You should have seen how crazy he was.
Fixer: Wow! He sure has a great sweet tooth. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Zarya Moonwolf, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace - Meeting a Giant Germ Gene-slammer
Knightbrace was next.
Knightbrace: (to Zarya) I heard you guys met a Giant Germ Gene Slammer. What's her name?
Zarya Moonwolf: Her name is Fern Kemmington and she is a really amazing and awesome Guardian Angel for Lincoln.
Princess Luna: She has this really unusual and awesome superpower where she gives anyone she bites the stomach flu and gastrointestinal distress.
Knightbrace gasped!
Knightbrace: I've heard of this kind of power. It's called the Bite of Intestinal Distress.
Moondust: You've heard of it?
Knightbrace: I sure have. It was many years ago. Before I started working as Knightbrace I saw a few people that have it. One time I saw a mugger robbing an old woman and then a kid bit this guy on the leg and then almost instantaneous he soiled his pants and was really sick to his stomach!
They gasped.
Princess Luna: That's incredible!
Knightbrace: It was. The kid was hailed as a hero for it. But after that incident. The government was capturing the kids that have it to dissect for research and to use as weapons. They all died in rapid succession and rumors have been flying around that one of those kids, a girl, escaped.
Moondust: And Fern is that girl! Wow!
Blackout: I had no idea you were a witness to this power!
Knightbrace: Yes. But this power is now so rare that my fellow villains and the heroes hardly ever talk about it. But that is amazing that Lincoln has the only known girl as his guardian angel.
Zarya Moonwolf: No kidding! That is really cool!
Knightbrace: It sure is. Thank goodness the government was ordered by the president to abandon the project.
Zarya Moonwolf: Thank goodness there.
Knightbrace: Yeah. Lets do it!
Zarya Moonwolf: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zarya turned into her Changeman Zenkaiger Form!
Zarya Moonwolf: CHANGE WOLF POWER! ZENKAI WOLF! ゼンカイウルフ
Knightbrace: That is so cool!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Emerald Goldenbraid, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner - Will's first Ambassador Mission
Electrocutioner was next.
Electrocutioner: (to Emerald) I heard today Will's first Ambassador mission. How was it?
Emerald Goldenbraid: It was really incredible! The guardians, J.D., Nico, Eli, Jake and the OOO Kamen Riders destroyed lots of Greeeds and they collected over 400,000 Cell Medals and a bunch of Core Medals.
Rarity: It was really amazing darlings. We are so proud of them.
Sweetie Belle: We sure are. Lisa's new Cell Medal vacuum tank worked perfectly. It'll come in handy for when the Greeeds are running amok after the big day.
Gill Grunt: It sure will.
Electrocutioner: Wow! I'm glad that Will had a good time on this one. Lets do it!
Emerald Goldenbraid: ZENKAI CHANGE!
She turned into a Pink Beast Morphers Zenkaiger!
Emerald Goldenbraid: BEAST FURY POWER! ZENKAI ANIMAL! ゼンカイガーアニマル
Electrocutioner: COOL! You look awesome Emerald!
Emerald Goldenbraid: WOW! This is so cool!
They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Aqua, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker - Eiji is a really awesome Kamen Rider
Skulker was next.
Skulker: (to Aqua) Eiji's a really awesome Kamen Rider. Especially when using the power of animals.
Aqua: He sure is cool! Those medals he uses are really incredible and have so many amazing combinations of land, air and sea.
Starlight Glimmer: They sure are awesome.
Hex: Boy they sure are. I can't wait to see what J.D. can do with them as well.
Skulker: That will be awesome to see. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and lightning and smashed him down.
Sora, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Blade Man and Drill Man VS Robo Blaze - Us finding the Golden Turd
Robo-Blaze was next.
Robo Blaze: (to Sora) So, how was finding the Golden Turd? Did it cause anything bad to happen to you guys?
Sora: No thank goodness it didn't. Our powers made us immune to it.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is a good thing.
Amber Morning: No kidding. Especially with all the terrible things it caused to so many people because of their own greed.
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding! It's like the Golden Turd fed on their true natures and made them into monsters.
Robo Blaze: Whoa! That is awful. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Kairi, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Gravity Man and Magnet Man VS Dr. Light - Terrible how a Golden Turd can drive people to do terrible things
Dr. Light was next.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) It's terrible how a Golden Turd can drive people to do terrible things. Can you imagine what it could've done to you?
Kairi: I don't even want to think about that. But thank goodness it didn't.
Pinkie Pie: If it happened to Rarity because Greed is the opposite of Generosity, it would be awful!
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there.
Sprocket: That would be absolutely awful.
Dr. Light: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves metal, light, lightning and gears and smashed him down.
Ghost Rider, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13 - Rango's town is cool
Johnny 13 was next.
Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) Rango's town is really cool. What do you think of putting it somewhere where it's not so dry?
Ghost Rider: That's not a bad idea. Dirt would make an awesome addition to Gotham Royal York.
Rainbow Dash: It sure would be awesome and we can make it a really amazing historical town.
Scootaloo: It would be amazing to see.
Whirlwind: And it has a lot of historical value.
Johnny 13: I agree. Lets do it!
(GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY BY SPIDERBAIT PLAYS)
Ghost Rider: LETS RIDE!
ENGINE REVS!
He transformed and Rainbow Dash revved her motorcycle and they were off! They fired waves of fire, lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.
Aerrow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex - The Saloon Fight we were in
Vortex was next.
Vortex: (to Aerrow) I didn't expect you guys to get into a Saloon Fight. Did you participate?
Aerrow: We sure did and it was awesome!
Fluttershy: It sure was. The light fixtures falling on some bad guys was really funny.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was. The Three Stooges had all that happen to them over 75 years ago.
Vortex: That is really awesome!
Stealth Elf: It sure was. And it reminded me of the fight in the teachers lounge at school.
Vortex: Very coincidental there! Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Yugi Moto, Eli, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost - Tortoise John is gonna be soup for us
The Gentleman Ghost was next.
Gentleman Ghost: (to Yugi) Tortoise John is gonna be soup for us. I hope he tastes good.
Yugi Moto: I have a feeling he will taste good.
Eli: I agree there. This will be awesome and great.
Applejack: Yeah this is one bad turtle I can sink my teeth into.
Apple Bloom: Me too! It'll be awesome.
Flashwing: This is gonna be awesome and tasty.
Gentleman Ghost: Jolly good. It will be fun chaps. Shall we get started?
They fired waves of earth, apples, rock and crystal and energy and smashed him down.
Rango VS Man Man
Man Man was next.
Man Man: I hope you are ready for a fun time.
Rango: I'm always ready for anything.
Rango fired a bunch of water balloons and smashed him down.
Kermit VS Abner & Ewalt
Abner & Ewalt were next.
Abner: Sure gonna have fun.
Kermit: I'm going to have fun in this too!
Ewalt: Yeah! Lets makun this a fun one.
Kermit fired waves of energy and smashed them both down.
Beast Morpher Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Ryjack
Ryjack was next.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened Ryjack's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Dirt, they're a pair of revolvers that shoot out powerful energy bullets, and these babies can also give outlaws a ton of trouble. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!
They transformed!
Beast Morpher Rangers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!
They transformed into the Beast Morpher Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Beast Morpher Rangers: BEAST X BLASTERS!
They summoned their Beast X Blasters.
They fired waves of elements and energy and blasted Ryjack all over and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Ryjack you have failed this world!
Devon Daniels: VIRUS ELIMINATED!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Rango: Wow your power is amazing guys.
Me: Thank y'all kindly.
Plug Man: Now, let's go after Tortoisse John.
Nico: First we got to find where he is located.
Rango: I just want to thank you, Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan: For what?
Rango: If you didn't snap at Nico when you guys were fighting Galcian, he wouldn't have been pushed into having those secret meetings with Bee and his team and that wouldn't have led to the creation of your Ambassador missions.
Mercurymon: And that meant you wouldn't have met Pinkie.
Rango: Exactly. (to Girl Jordan) So, thanks.
Girl Jordan: You're welcome Rango.
Nico: That snap back at me turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Wow. I'm impressed.
Girl Jordan: Nice.
Nico: To stand up to your superior officer like that takes a lot of guts.
Me: Y'all sure did well.
Lincoln: That's G.J. for you.
Nico: Okay now we can get ready.
Freon: To quote most of the Shredders: Tonight, we dine on turtle soup! (disgusted) Blech, I can't believe I said that.
Maria: At least it was for a good reason.
We laughed.
Eli: That is funny.
Me: (Clears Throat) I'll allow that line from the 1987 Shredder. But not any other Shredder.
Maria: Good. Thanks J.D.
Me: Anytime.
Duskmon: Where's Tortoise Join right now?
Eli: Lets see.
Eli concentrated and used the Force and he found him in an abandoned mine pit 20 miles Southwest.
Eli: He's that way. 20 miles southwest of here.
Rango: That's Devil's Gulch Mine. It was a gold mine a long time ago.
Nico: Fitting for him.
Me: Yes it is.
Nico: Get ready Tortoise Bill, (Eyes Glow Red) There's a bunch of new sheriffs in town and we're going to eat you for dinner! Everyone TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!
Everyone: (300 SPARTAN GRUNTS)
We were off!
We arrived at Devil's Gulch Mine.
Nico: This is it?
Rango: Yep.
But then we saw a gila monster and it was BAD BILL!
Rango: Bad Bill. I knew Tortoise John would hire you to slow us down.
Bad Bill: Oh, I won't just slow you down, "Sheriff". I'm gonna have you shot so bad you won't be able to walk!
Nico: Bite my shiny fucking metal ass!
Bender: HEY! That's my line!
?: Beyblade, let em rip!
Me: I know that battle cry anywhere!
Tahu: Me too!
Beyblades spun and smashed Bad Bill all over and then out came Tyson and friends.
Tyson: Looks like we got here just in time!
Me: Tyson, Hilary, guys, awesome to see you all here.
Hilary: Same here. We'll hold this guy off while you face Tortoise John.
Me: Thank y'all kindly.
Tahu: Let me help you guys!
Tyson: Thanks Tahu.
We went into the mine.
INSTIGATOR appeared.
Maria: Thanks for coming, INSTIGATOR.
INSTIGATOR: No problem Maria. No one makes turtles everywhere look bad and gets away with it.
We went into the mine.
In the mine, INSTIGATOR went up to TORTOISE JOHN!
Tortoise John: You must be INSTIGATOR
INSTIGATOR: That's me.
Tortoise John: We shouldn't be fighting, you know. If my plan works, the Old West and Dirt is gonna be nothing more then a memory. But you? If you join me right now, you'll be spared from that fate.
INSTIGATOR: Here's what I think of that. Bite my shiny metal ass!
Then the spirits of all 1,400+ Digimon appeared and swirled around Tortoise John and then then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Nico: Tortoise John, your time has come!
Me: You're going to be our dinner!
Tortoise John: My offer to INSTIGATOR applies to you an your friends as well, Sheriff. We may have had a rough tstart before. But if you and your friends join me, we can forget the Old West and Dirt and start fresh. What do you say?
Rango thought about it for a moment.
Rango: (points gun at Tortoise John) Here's what I think of your offer.
Stewie: Whoever we're facing with the Zenkaigers will probably have a more tempting offer than that!
Nico: Stewie don't encourage them.
Laney: Yeah!
Tortoise John: (sighs) Can't say I didn't try to be nice. Moogers, if you would?
An army of Moogers appeared.
Me: Moogers! Awesome!
Nico: Nice!
I fired a wave of lightning and obliterated many of the Moogers. But then the Moogers jumped Rango and friends.
Rango and his friends lay defeated at the hands of the Moogers.
Tortoise John: (chuckles evilly) Should've just accepted my offer, Sheriff. But now, you and your friends will just have to die out with the rest of the Old West.
Randy: (slashes a Mooger) Any idea on what we should do?
Pinkie then got an idea.
Pinkie: Everyone in the audience! Lend Rango and his friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I give the signal, share your energy with Rango and his friends! Okay? Ready... go!
Everyone in the audience began sharing their energy with Rango and his friemds. And soon, Rango found the strength to get up.
Rango: Sorry, "Mayor". But I don't go down that easily.
BANG!
Rango then shot a Mooger about to attack him as it fell to the ground dead.
Nico: Take that!
Rango: Thanks for the help, everyone.
Bangs: Good thing Beans stayed behind in the town, huh?
Priscilla: Don't want her to get hurt.
Rattlesnake Jake: Kinda weird being cheered on like this.
Theodore Grank: You'll get used to it.
Doc Kenny: Besides, it's not over yet.
Nico: Nope. Look what J.D. is doing.
(THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS)
Nico: This is gonna be good.
I looked like Clint Eastwood in an awesome showdown.
Tortoise John was looking at me.
Then…
BANG! BANG!
I pulled out my gun and fired and it hit him in his legs.
BAD BILL - THE UGLY!
TORTOISE JOHN - THE BAD!
J.D. KNUDSON - THE GOOD!
Pinkie Pie: Let me transform with you guys!
Jayden: You got it, Pinkie.
Samurai Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
They transformed!
Jayden: "FIRE! Red Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Laura Shiba: FIRE! Female Red Samurai Ranger, Ready!
Kevin: "WATER! Blue Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Maya Watanabe: "SKY! Pink Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Mike: "WOOD! Green Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Emily: "EARTH! Yellow Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Antonio: "LIGHT! Gold Samurai Ranger, ready!"
All: "Rangers together, Samurai forever! Power Rangers Samurai!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's eyes had turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink aura with balloons, as she unholstered her Sword of Laughter, and as she approached Tortoise John, she left behind pink energy, balloons, pink flames and confetti with every step.
Pinkie Pie: Tortoise John, I will never forgive you for all the trouble that you've caused to Rango, his friends, and to the entire town. As the Alicorn Princess of Laughter, I'll see to it that you pay the price for your horrible crimes, you party pooper of the West.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with balloons and confetti floating around the vortex, there's an alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Pinkie Pie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Pinkie Pie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had neon light blue eyes and a pink energy aura with pink flames, balloons, and confetti surrounding her, Pinkie Pie has an Alicorn with balloons and gears emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with pink gems for eyes and the Laughter Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her Amulet of The Tech Skylanders had an Alicorn pendant with the Laughter Kanji in its hooves, her golden Amulet of Tech has pink gems on the gold lightning bolts from her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and pink and blue crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, she now has an alicorn and they're holding the Laughter Kanji. Pinkie Pie has on a sleeveless pink blouse with balloons, gears, and a light blue phoenix on it, yellow skirt, pink pants, light pink high-heeled combat boots with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and sleeveless pink trenchcoat with balloons, confetti, and gears on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by balloons and confetti and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Tech Skylanders. Suddenly, Pinkie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with light blue tips on the pink feathers, sprouted out from her back, with gears, confetti, and balloons falling from the tips. Pinkie Pie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her right ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her left shoulder. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, Sword of the Redemption Squad, and Sword of Laughter began merging together, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Pinkie Pie's Alicorn Sword of Magical Laughter and Tech Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade with her cutie mark, ballons, confetti, and gears etched on the blade, large pink alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink alicorn heads with light blue gems for eyes for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a large light blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large pink Spellbook of the Gods and the Universe and large pink Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. she had on her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large light blue gem for the belt buckle, her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter and The Tech Skylanders, Amazing and Fun Party Planner of Ponyville, Emissary of Laughter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Little Cheese, Cousin of Maud Pie, Marble Pie, and Limestone Pie, Friend of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Laughter, Parties, and Technology."
ピンキーパイ、笑いのアリコーンプリンセスとテックスカイランダーズ、ポニーヴィルの素晴らしい楽しいパーティープランナー、笑いの使者、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、リトルチーズの愛する母、モードパイのいとこ、マーブルパイ、ライムストーンパイ、友人多くの、邪悪なスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、終末の破壊者23、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニーヴィル、そして友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバーであるカンタロット、および笑い、当事者、および技術のマスター
Pinkie Pie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN 750,000,000,000 HILARITY TECH ALICORN ANGEL OF TECH JUSTICE AND LOVING LAUGHTER!
We were amazed by Pinkie Pie's Super Angel-Alicorn 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Tortoise John saw it, he tried to fire at her, but Pinkie Pie fired a powerful pink energy blast with balloons, confetti, and gears and it hit him. Then, she threw a confetti bomb at Tortoise John, and it exploded covering him in confetti and blinding him, and Pinkie Pie kicked him and he hit back first into a wall.
Nico: WHOA! Pinkie looks incredible!
Lincoln: Wow! And this is phase 1 of her transformation!
Nico: Get ready Tortoise John. It's BUTTKICKING TIME!
Eli: Or in your case SHELL KICKING TIME!
2003 Leo: You give all us turtles everywhere a really bad name!
Nico: ATTACK!
We went at John and the Moogers and pulverized, smashed and slashed them all over.
Jayden spun the Lion Disk on his Spin Sword and swung it to release a blade of fire that flew at several Moogers.
The fire blade slashed the Moogers and incinerated them!
Fozzy kicked them all over.
Fozzy: Here's some DIRT in your eye! (laughs)
Muppets: FOZZY!
Ms. Piggy attacked a few Moogers trying to attack Kermit.
Ms Piggy: Stay away from my Kermy!
Nico: YEAH!
Bender: You Moogers can Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! HA! I said it this time!
BLAM BANG SMASH WHAM!
Donkey Kong: Taste these!
He fired coconuts and they hit a bunch of Moogers in their heads!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Patrick: DAHAHAHAHAHA! THOSE GUYS GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
Nico fired a bunch of lasers into the sky and they formed into pianos and they fell and then…
KRASMASH!
Nico: My favorite note. B Flat!
Rattlesnake Jake fired bullets from his gatling gun tail at a crowd of Moogers!
Rattlesnake: No one messes with me!
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT MENACING MOOGERS! (BLASTS THE MOOGERS ALL OVER) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
INSTIGATOR summoned a squad of Kuros.
Mia: Nice thinking!
INSTIGATOR: Just because Tortoise John isn't using them doesn't mean we can't!
Nico: Very clever.
Laney: Yeah!
Ets: Lets see how they like this one. TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: ASPHALT CHEWING GEAR STORM!
Ets fired a wave of gears and they chewed up the Moogers and splattered their guts all over.
Pinkie Pie was smashing Tortoise John all over.
Antonio quickly sheathed and drew his Barracuda Blade, slashing Moogers in front of him numerous times.
Antonio: YOU GUYS ARE FISH FOOD!
Laney: YEAH!
Troy: Don't leave us out of the fun!
Nico: Time to kick some butt!
Hailey Timaeus: First this! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Electromagnetic Turtle!
Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Electromagnetic Turtle and they formed into an awesome new dragon. It was a turtle shelled dragon with lots of lightning surging from it and it was called THUNDER TURTLE DRAGON!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet Thunder Turtle Dragon!
Joan Critias: Now for me. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Attack Guidance Barrier!
Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Attack Guidance Barrier and they formed into a dragon of energy and it had a really powerful energy cannon on its back! It
was called ATTACK GUIDANCE DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Meet Attack Guidance Dragon!
Gina Hermos: Now for me. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Old Entity Cthugua!
Gina summoned The Claw of Hermos and merged him with Old Entity Cthugua and they formed into a deadly scythe with a fire blade and it had a scary malevolent language on it. It was called the FIREBALL SCYTHE OF CTHUGUA!
Gina Hermos: This is the Fireball Scythe of Cthugua!
Nico: COOL!
Eli: Wow!
Me, Nico, Eli, Jared and Zarya pulled out the Zenkai Cannons.
Me, Nico, Eli, Jared and Zarya: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all of the Super Sentai Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers!
Gina Hermos: Watch this one.
The scythe fired a beam of energy and it spoke in a malevolent language and the Moogers and some of Tortoise John's men went insane and they killed each other!
We then set our sights onto Tortoise John.
Samurai Rangers: Super Samurai Mode!
The rangers donned their awesome Super Samurai Modes.
Nico: LETS DO IT!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Jayden: Shogun Mode! Power of the Ancestors!
He donned his awesome Shogun Mode armor!
Nico: YEAH! Lets do it!
They fired blasts of fire and burned him all over. Cyrenox blasted and pulverized Tortoise John all over.
Crumplezone, Boarmon, Skids and Sailor Mars used the Mars, Digital World and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Skids Electron Blaster, and Sailor Mars and Boarmon's powers and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Crumplezone and Boarmon: CRUMPLE FIRE BOAR STAMPEDE!
Skids and Sailor Mars: MARS LIGHTNING FIRESTORM!
BlackWarGreymon and Kameo: ELEMENTAL TERRA DESTROYER!
Machinedramon and Men In Black: EXTRATERRESTRIAL GIGA BLAST!
SkullMeramon and Ed Edd N Eddy: FIRESTORM OF JAWBREAKERS!
Puppetmon and Jonny Quest: ADVENTURE PUPPET BLAST!
Seadramon and Johnny Bravo: ICE MAMMA BLAST!
Thundermon and Kento: LIGHTNING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Duskmon and Zyuohgers: DARKNESS WILD BLAST!
Mercurymon and Dark Signers: FIRESTORM OF NAZCA FIRE!
Grumblemon and Three Stooges: EARTHQUAKE OF COMEDY BLAST!
MetalSeadramon and Sonic the Hedgehog: RIVER OF CHAOS!
Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Rango, Eli and Nico: LAUGHTER SUPER BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Pinkie Pie, Allison Nouveux, Eli and Luan: COMEDY OF FRIENDSHIP FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and fire and light.
Lincoln: WESTERN ELEMENT STYLE: THE SEARCHERS!
Peni Parker: WESTERN WEB STYLE: THE UNFORGIVEN!
Mai Shiranui: WESTERN FIRE STYLE: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST!
Litchi Faye Ling: WESTERN FIRE STYLE: STAGECOACH!
Yuna: WESTERN WATER STYLE: MCCABE & MRS. MILLER!
Nanami: WESTERN EARTH STYLE: RED RIVER!
Toph: WESTERN EARTH STYLE: THE WILD BUNCH!
Julie Makimoto: WESTERN EARTH STYLE: RIO BRAVO!
Tatsumaki: WESTERN WIND STYLE: THE NAKED SPUR!
Makoto Nanaya: WESTERN WIND STYLE: MEEK'S CUTOFF!
Sari Sumdac: WESTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE!
Rachel Alucard: WESTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY!
R. Mika: WESTERN LIGHT STYLE: BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID!
Juri Han: WESTERN DARK STYLE: MY DARLING CLEMENTINE!
Menat: WESTERN STAR STYLE: JOHNNY GUITAR!
Chronoa: WESTERN TIME STYLE: FORTY GUNS!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said movies.
Lincoln and his harem: WESTERN FINAL SMASH: WILD WEST SHOOT DOWN!
They fired their revolvers made of elemental energies at Tortoise John!
Samurai Rangers: Bullzooka Blaster!
Antonio: Barracuda Blades!
Nico: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!
Eli: Time for some buttkicking!
Nico: FIRE!
We fired and the blasts, techniques, final smashes, combos and element blasts hit Tortoise John and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
The explosion knocked him back and then to our amazement and surprise it was raining gold nuggets!
Nico: WHOA! LOOK AT THE GOLD!
Rango: They couldn't find any gold in this mine years ago.
Eli: The explosion unearthed the gold.
We went up the Tortoise John.
Nico: It's over John!
Rango: You are going to hang.
Tortoise John: Oh, Sheriff. If only it were that simple.
He summoned a GIANT ROBOT!
Nico: OH BOY!
Jayden: Lets summon the zords!
We did so and had them combined.
Samurai Rangers: Samurai Megazord!
Antonio: ClawBattlezord North! Lightzord!
The Zords were ready!
Tortoise John: You think I'm scared?
Jayden: You should be scared of us.
Me: Including this one. I got a new zord for us.
I pulled out a new folding zord and it formed into an awesome and giant Brachiosaurus Folding Zord!
Nico: COOL!
Me: Say hello to the Brachiosaurus Folding Super Zord.
It roared and fired waves of stars and energy and blasted Tortoise John all over.
Me: Now for the fun part. Samurai Rangers this is something that Xandred would be afraid of.
I pulled out a disk and inserted it into a slot.
Me: SAMURAI ULTRA SUPERGIGAZORD COMBINE!
The zords and all the Samurai Zords combined and they formed into an awesome and amazing SUPER ULTRA MEGAZORD! It was called THE OMEGA SAMURAI ULTRA SUPERGIGAZORD!
Me: OMEGA SAMURAI ULTRA SUPERGIGAZORD!
Jayden: WHOA! This is so awesome J.D.!
Me: Yep. You haven't seen anything yet.
Tortoise John fired numerous missiles and the blasts didn't even scratch it.
Tahu and team were slashing and pulverizing Bad Bill all over.
Bad Bill: I'm not losing to a bunch of stupid kids!
Tyson: Well you just did!
They fired waves of fire and elements and blasted him down.
They tied him up.
Tahu: Hahaha! Well done brothers!
Tyson: Thanks Tahu!
Hilary: Whoa! Look at that!
They saw the Omega Samurai Ultra Supergigazord!
Kenny: Wow! That is so cool!
Tahu: It most sure is. Want to watch the battle?
Tyson: You bet.
They got to watching.
Me: Now watch this finisher. SYMBOL POWER! SAMURAI SUPER GIGA LASER!
We fired a massive elemental laser blast and the blasts all hit Tortoise John and he exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Tortoise John's robot was destroyed and he was knocked down!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Tortoise John you and your minions have failed this world!
Jayden: Samurai Rangers, Victory is ours.
Tortoise John: Now, I'm sure we can work something out.
Rattle Shake: Oh, you've got something to work out, all right. With him!
Rattle Shake stepped aside to reveal an angry Rattlesnake Jake.
Rattlesnake Jake: What was it you said back then? "Pretty soon, no one will even know you even existed!"
Tortoise John: Oh no!
Me: You are headed for the last roundup pilgrim!
We blasted his head off and killed him.
Rango: Thanks for helping me today, guys.
Robo Blaze: It was our pleasure, Rango.
Dr. Light: And now, as promied, Tortoise John is gonna be our dinner.
Me: Yep he sure is.
Johnny 13: (to Tyson) You and your friends helped too.
Tyson: We sure did.
Me: We owe you big time for this Tyson.
Rango: We'll see you in 7 days.
Tyson: (pats Rango on the shoulder) I'll look forward to it.
Vortex: It's fitting that Tortoise John died at Jake's hands again.
Gentleman Ghost: Well, the bastard did betray him.
Nico: Yes he sure did.
Me: And now he is a forgotten memory.
Nico: Head home safe guys.
Tyson: We will.
Tyson and friends went back home.
?: I will destroy you evil hyenas if it's the last thing I ever do!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large metallic silver orbs orbiting around Ets' legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lincoln: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Twisted Nala.
A figure came out, and it was Twisted Nala, but unlike Nala, her fur was messy and she had claw marks on her and blood dripping from them, and she had a feral look of rage and revenge in her eyes and she had Simba's fur in her mouth.
Nala: (Gasps) So, that's...?
Nico: Yes, it is.
Lincoln: I understand that you hated Scar for what he did to Mufasa and Simba in your world, Twisted Nala, but you crossed the line when you gave into hatred and rage, despite you had your intentions of preserving the beliefs of your world's Simba and Mufasa.
Twisted Nala: I will destroy all of you!
Pinkie Pie: Not going to happen, Twisted Nala.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's eyes had turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink aura with balloons, as she unholstered her Sword of Laughter, and as she approached Twisted Nala, she left behind pink energy, balloons, pink flames and confetti with every step.
Pinkie Pie: Twisted Nala, I can understand the pain that you went through, but when you gave into hatred and revenge when you took your world Scar's life, you crossed a line from which there's no return, and now, you must be stopped here and now.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with balloons and confetti floating around the vortex, there's an alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Pinkie Pie emerged, but she was changed forever.
IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Pinkie Pie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long pink curly hair, she has neon light blue eyes and a pink energy aura with pink flames, balloons, and confetti surrounding her, Pinkie Pie has an Alicorn with balloons and gears emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with pink gems for eyes and the Laughter Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her Amulet of The Tech Skylanders had an Alicorn pendant with the Laughter Kanji in its hooves, her golden Amulet of Tech has pink gems on the gold lightning bolts from her merged Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and pink and blue crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, she now has an alicorn and they're holding the Laughter Kanji. Pinkie Pie has on a sleeveless pink blouse with balloons, gears, and a light blue phoenix on it, yellow skirt, pink pants, light pink high-heeled combat boots with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and sleeveless pink trenchcoat with balloons, confetti, and gears on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by balloons and confetti and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Tech Skylanders. Suddenly, Pinkie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with light blue tips on the pink feathers, sprouted out from her back, with gears, confetti, and balloons falling from the tips. Pinkie Pie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her left ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her right ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her left shoulder.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, Sword of the Redemption Squad, and Sword of Laughter began merging together, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Pinkie Pie's Alicorn Sword of Magical Laughter and Tech Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade with her cutie mark, ballons, confetti, and gears etched on the blade, large pink alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink alicorn heads with light blue gems for eyes for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a large light blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large pink Spellbook of the Gods and the Universe and large pink Spellbook of the Elemental Gods on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. she had on her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large light blue gem for the belt buckle, her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter and The Tech Skylanders, Amazing and Fun Party Planner of Ponyville, Emissary of Laughter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Little Cheese, Cousin of Maud Pie, Marble Pie, and Limestone Pie, Friend of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Laughter, Parties, and Technology."
ピンキーパイ、笑いのアリコーンプリンセスとテックスカイランダーズ、ポニーヴィルの素晴らしい楽しいパーティープランナー、笑いの使者、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、リトルチーズの愛する母、モードパイのいとこ、マーブルパイ、ライムストーンパイ、友人多くの、邪悪なスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、終末の破壊者23、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニーヴィル、そして友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバーであるカンタロット、および笑い、当事者、および技術のマスター
Pinkie Pie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN INFINITY HILARITY TECH ALICORN ANGEL OF TECH JUSTICE AND LOVING LAUGHTER!
We were amazed by Pinkie Pie's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Twisted Nala saw it, she roared in rage and tried to viciously maul her, but Pinkie Pie fired a powerful pink energy blast with balloons, confetti, and gears and it hit Twisted Nala. Then, she threw a confetti bomb at Twisted Nala, and it exploded covering her in confetti and blinding her, and Pinkie Pie kicked her and she hit back first into a wall.
Nico: Wow, Pinkie's transformed into her Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity form.
Me: You said it, Nico, this is going to be one awesome fight.
Lincoln: Wow, Pinkie, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Pinkie Pie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hilarious Alicorn and Divine Tech Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deliver our punishment on this party-pooping dark lioness?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, my Alicorn Princess of Tech Laughter.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Pinkie Pie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Sorry, Twisted Nala, but you must be stopped here and now.
Lincoln and Pinkie Pie went after Twisted Nala, who tried to attack them with her claws, but they dodge her claws, and Lincoln and Pinkie Pie powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, gears, confetti bombs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Thunderbirds, Buffalo, Phoenixes, Angels, and Alicorns and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Twisted Nala. Then, Lincoln and Pinkie Pie attacked Twisted Nala with their massive swords and they left scars on her, and they weren't healing.
Twisted Nala roared in rage and fury and tried to attack again, but Pinkie Pie threw three confetti bombs, but these had a surprise: they fired chains to chain Twisted Nala up. Then, Lincoln and Pinkie Pie used their new Talisman Cards from the treasure battle long ago, and with their massive swords, they fired blasts of rainbow and pink energy with elemental forces, and they hit Twisted Nala and they exploded with incredible power and killed Twisted Nala. But, then, we saw something appear: it was the spirit of Twisted Nala, but it was completely purified, and she had tears of despair on her face. Lincoln and Pinkie Pie holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Pinkie Pie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.
Nala 2: I'm sorry for what I did. I was...
Lincoln: We know. It was because of what your world's version of Scar did to Simba, and when you saw what happened, it left a permanent wound in your heart, and the darkness corrupted you.
Pinkie Pie: And because of it, you crossed a line from which there's no return.
Then, Lincoln and Pinkie Pie went up to Nala 2's spirit, and they hugged her.
Lincoln: But, for what happened, we forgive you.
Those words of forgiveness reached Nala 2's heart, as she finally broke down and cried, as she cried into the arms of Lincoln and Pinkie Pie. The scene really hurt our hearts and we had tears in our eyes.
Me: Scar, you really crossed one line too many.
Nico: And because of what you did, you destroyed the Pridelands, and left Nala 2 suffering from both a wounded and broken heart and rage and despair.
Suddenly, Nala 2 saw a bright light, and she saw her world's Simba appear before her, along with all those that fell victim to her world's version of Scar, and they want her to join them in Heaven. Nala 2 was feeling apprehensive, but Lincoln and Pinkie Pie were still with her, and Lincoln had a warm smile on his face.
Lincoln: It's okay. There's no need to cry anymore, and I promise you: we will fix the damage that your world's Scar did to your world, and maybe one day, we'll meet again.
Those comforting words got to Nala 2, as she went to her world's Simba, and they were reunited and they went to Heaven, but before that happened, Nala 2 said her last few words.
Nala 2: Thank you.
The lights disappear, along with the spirits of those who fell victim to Twisted Nala's version of Scar.
Pinkie Pie: Rest in peace, Nala 2, and we promise, we'll fix the damage your world's Scar did to your world. Thanks for helping me with this, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Pinkie Pie.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Pinkie Pie's face, they kissed passionately as Pinkie Pie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and animals running across the field, along with being surrounded by falling confetti and balloons floating in the air and gears turning, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Lincoln: And I did make my promise: one day, we're going to fix the damage that was done to Nala 2's world.
Nico: And one day, they'll return to live in peace.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a promise that I will fulfill, Nico.
Pinkie Pie: A promise that our man will definitely fulfill, and I knew in his eyes, that was a Pinkie Promise he made. I didn't need to hear the words to know it from anywhere.
Me: That's right.
Simba: And I hope you don't mind us coming with you for this one, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Not at all, Simba.
Shenzi: I'm looking forward to reprimanding my counterpart.
Banzai: Same with mine.
Ed babbles and we knew he's going to reprimand his counterpart, as well.
Timon: And I've got a feeling we'll run into the Twisted versions of me and Pumbaa, so this is going to get really messy. But, we'll be ready for them.
Lincoln: I've got a plan for them, but you'll have to wait and see, Timon.
Timon: In the words of you and your family, Lincoln, Dang it.
We shared a laugh.
Nico: This was awesome though. But great job today everyone. Tortoise John is gonna be awesome dinner for us.
Laney: He sure will be awesome.
Rango: (To the viewers) This was an amazing adventure for us folks. Just remember that if you go to a good town like Dirt, be careful with who you meet.
Nico: Amen to that. Lets go home everyone.
We later had Dirt beamed to Gotham Royal York and we used the gold from the mine to make the town bigger. We had awesome turtle soup and Tortoise John was awesome and tasty. Later we went to sleep after having an awesome adventure.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Rango from 2011 was a really awesome movie and Johnny Depp did a great job in that movie back then. It was really funny too! I loved how Rango went from common pet Chameleon to a sheriff to a destitute town like Dirt in Nevada. It was really awesome. The first 2 parts of the chapter were for planets made of chocolate and vanilla pudding and Nico as you all saw has an incredible sweet tooth. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Noah Carver, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Himiko, Ibara, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily head over to another awesome and amazing food planet. We're going to a planet made entirely out of Gushers Fruit Snacks and some of us are going to try out turning into fruits. We're also going to meet an awesome Smurf Gene-slammer named Callie Ginger Lorenzo. She is from Nico's gardening friend and she knows so much about gardening, flowers and everything. She even has awesome plant powers. Lincoln's next rescue is gonna be where we go to the world of The Lion King that was ravaged by Twisted Nala and we're going to cleanse that world of all the things that Twisted Nala did. We're also going to meet a Guardian Elma Gene-slammer named Serena Elma and she is a really powerful master of nature and has the abilities to control plants, butterflies, flowers, trees and all things in nature and she has wings made of pure flowers and she is a really awesome guardian angel for Lincoln. She is amazingly powerful too. Also she took on Luan during some of the pranks she did in April Fools. Also she is going to reveal how she sent Leni Loud's driving teacher Marybeth Oliver to the nuthouse after she lost her mind from Leni getting her in trouble. Tomorrow is Mothers Day everyone and for the awesome chapter where we give appreciation to our moms we are going to have a great humiliation on Icky Vicky, Amy, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean and Flip. See you all tomorrow and get ready for a funny laugh.
See you all tomorrow!
