IN MEMORY OF RALPH FOODY -
KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL
In the early morning hours at 1:23 AM, I was fast asleep in my bed with Varie and my harem, and I was having a really awesome dream. I was walking through an amazing city that looked like it took place really far into the future. I saw that it was a beautiful and amazing city.
Me: Wow! Look at this city. It looks like it takes place in the distant future.
I walked around and saw an awesome tower and on a beam was a girl and she was looking down. I then saw that it was starting to become familiar to me.
Me: This is really familiar somehow.
But then I saw the girl jump and everyone gasped and I then saw a boy go for her and he fired a gun and broke a cable and swung on it and went and grabbed the girl in mid air and saved her life!
Me: WHOA! That was awesome!
But the celebration was short-lived as the cable snapped and the boy and girl fell down through a hole in the city!
Me: OH NO!
I spread my wings and flew after them.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:34)
I flew fast at them. But they were falling very fast.
Me: Whoa this city goes on forever.
I had to think of something fast!
Me: Princess Luna if you can hear me, Lend me your strength and power to save these two people from doom!
The moon appeared in the sky and then it glowed a powerful neon dark blue and then a beam of light shined down onto me and then my wings turned into those of Princess Luna's and I had a moon symbol with my cutie mark and my clothes turned neon dark blue and I had the ability to help out in dreams like Princess Luna can!
Me: What!?
I looked at my hands and I felt the powers of the dream world surging through me!
Me: Whoa! Princess Luna? Is this your power?
Princess Luna: (Through my cutie mark) Yes J.D. you have been given the same powers as Princess of the Night and you now have the power to be active all day and night without the need to go to sleep.
Me: But I still have to sleep anyway.
Princess Luna: I understand. But hurry J.D.
I flew down and went fast and then the boy and girl saw me and I fired a beam of energy and formed a big pillow under them and it caught them like a safety pad!
I flew over to them.
Me: Are you guys all right?
Zephyr: Thanks to you. Wow you're J.D. Knudson.
Me: That's right. And you are?
Zephyr: I'm Zephyr.
Leanne: And I'm Leanne. I was supposed to die today.
Me: What!? Who the hell told you that?
Leanne: I was an experiment and I was told that I was gonna die on my 20th birthday.
Zephyr: Why would they tell you that!?
Leanne: Because it was part of a test to promote Zenith's life enhancing capabilities.
Me: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I would call that more like throwing you away like yesterday's garbage.
Zephyr: Yeah I agree there!
Me: You don't have to be treated like that anymore Leanne. You and Zephyr can stay at the estate with us and not have to be treated like garbage again.
Leanne: Really?
Zephyr: You would do that?
Me: I sure can.
Natilee: DAD!
Natilee flew in.
Natilee: I saw what happened! That was so awesome!
Me: Thanks Natilee.
Zephyr: Wow! J.D. saved our lives.
Me: It was nothing. Me and Princess Luna merged and she lent me her powers as Princess of the Night.
Natilee: Wow that is awesome.
Princess Luna: It was the least I can do to help J.D. out.
Me: Yeah. Lets head home.
Later at 8:09 AM I woke up.
Me: Whoa! That was an awesome dream.
I looked at my cutie mark and saw that it all REALLY DID HAPPEN!
Me: Whoa! It really was real.
I went and got dressed and had breakfast and I told everyone what happened and it was incredible.
Nico: Whoa! That is amazing!
Leanne: He saved both our lives.
Zephyr: Boy he sure did and we're so grateful.
Princess Luna: It was amazing to do so to help J.D.
Me: It sure was.
Later in New York City, it was time for Nico's rescue and Nico, Yu Takeyama, Ant Man, Capital G, Ax, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were walking through the streets of the city.
Me: So the next rescue is in New York City. How awesome.
Laney: It sure is. I have a feeling we're going to a Dairy Factory for this one.
Lana: I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Arrietty: I sense that some of my Borrower Brethren are in trouble and that must be the reason why we're heading there.
Eli: I have that same feeling too Arrietty.
Kaoruko: But this will be so awesome going with you all on this rescue.
Ochaco: It sure is.
Toru: I have a feeling that it's Ocious P. Potter that is causing some trouble.
Me: I have that same feeling myself.
Nico: Thanks for coming, Ax.
Ax: No problem Nico. I'm the first ever Andalite to ever go with you on a great rescue like this.
Nico: Boy you sure are.
Me: I'll never forget the day we met you and the Animorphs. That was so awesome.
Nico: I remember when you and the other Animorphs did combos alongside the Stunticons.
Ax: That was really amazing.
Me: And we brought an end to the Yeerk War.
Nico: We sure did.
Camie: What is a Yeerk?
Me: An ugly parasitic slug alien that controls people. They have been a major problem all over the galaxy.
I told them everything about the Yeerks and the dangers they have caused to the Galaxy as well as go over the events of chapter 627.
Yeerks are the primary antagonists of Animorphs novel series. They are a species of slug-like parasites from a planet which having a sun that emit Kandrona rays, light that is their natural food. These small but foul, megalomaniac creatures require host bodies to see, walk and verbally communicate. They try to invade Earth by infiltrating its population's society, only to be failed by Animorphs, the titular heroes of the series.
While not possessing someone, Yeerks' normal form are greatly resembles large slugs with four fin-like limbs and greenish-gray skin. They lack eyes, though they possess optical and sensory tentacles on their head. However, once they enter a host's ear and brain, their body shifts into near-liquid form so they could pass through orifices within ear canal and possesses the host's brain, effectively controlling their body and mind.
Hierarchy
Once they sought for world domination after stealing various resources from Andalites, they formed hierarchy among themselves, which are:
Council of Thirteen
The Council of Thirteen is at the top of the Yeerk hierarchy. One of the members of the Council is the Emperor, but only the Council members know which one. There are a variety of hosts on the Council including Hork-Bajir and Taxxons. There are no humans on the Council, and no Andalites as Visser Three/One was never appointed to the Council.
Visser
Just below the Council of Thirteen are the Vissers, generals of the Yeerk empire. The lower the number the higher ranking the Yeerk, therefore Visser One is the highest, and this goes on down until Visser 47 or so.
Sub-Vissers
Below Vissers are Sub-Vissers. They are the colonels of the Yeerk empire, having subordinates but still taking orders from a superior officer. The same applies to Sub-vissers as Vissers, the lower the number the higher the ranking.
Controllers
The lowest ranking members of the Yeerk empire are the standard controllers. However, there are high ranking controllers such as Chapman, and there are low ranking controllers such as Tom. Serves Yeerk Empire as soldiers, workers, spies, etc.
It starts in the estate. We were having breakfast. Miranda was making omelettes.
Miranda: (To the Viewers) It's my first time making breakfast for everyone. I'm making omelettes for everyone.
Mine was ham and bacon.
Me: Mmm. Delicious omelette Miranda.
Laney: It sure is tasty.
Nico just tried an omelette that Miranda made.
Miranda: So? What do you think?
Nico: Miranda, you have failed this omelette.
Miranda (pouts): Aw!
Me: She did do her best.
Nico: That's true.
Lola: I think her omelettes are really tasty.
Miranda: Thanks Lola.
Jared: I agree Lola. She can keep trying.
Me: That's true son.
After breakfast we were watching TV and reading books. I was scanning the country for anything out of the ordinary. I then came across something unusual going down in Corvallis, Oregon.
Me: This is unusual. The satellites are picking up unusual brainwave activity in Corvallis, Oregon.
Lincoln: What do you think it might be J.D.?
Me: Lets see. The satellites say that the brainwaves are extraterrestrial in origin.
Nick: Alien brainwaves?
Ben: That's not a good sign.
The doorbell rang.
Shocker: I'll get that.
Shocker went and got the door and to his shock he saw HOBGOBLIN back from the dead!
Shocker: Hobgoblin? How are you still alive?! You're supposed to be inside the Book of Vile Darkness!
Hobgoblin: Did you really think a stupid book would be enough to keep me down? If you want more answers, then come catch me! (flies away)
Me: After him!
We took off and followed him to Corvallis, Oregon.
We arrived and ran after him on foot. But there were a lot of people.
Shocker and Nico tried locating Hobgoblin but lost him in a crowd of people.
Shocker: He's gone?!
Nico: He couldn't have disappeared without teleportation! Something fishy's going on here.
Me: Yeah. I can sense it. Whatever is going on here it's not good.
We walked to a nearby barn
Suddenly a parasitic slug creature jumped out and just as it was about to land on me my lightning electrocuted it and killed it.
Me: What in the name of?
Lisa picked up the creature.
Lisa: This is the most unusual type of slug I have ever seen.
Me: I have never seen a slug like this before.
Shanan: It looks familiar. But I can't remember where I saw it.
Then we saw 4 kids and a hawk was with them.
Rachel (Animorphs): Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! It's an honor to meet you guys!
Jake: Hold on, Rachel. How do we know that they're not Controllers?
Marco: Dude, if any Yeerks tried to infest them, then they would've failed badly.
Me: Wait a second. (Gasp) I know you guys. You're the famous Animorphs!
Varie: The famous shapeshifting science-fiction hero teens!
Me: You guys are awesome.
Lana: Oh wow! I love your books "Animorphs". They are so awesome!
Jake: I'm glad we have some fans. I'm Jake, the Leader of the Animorphs.
Rachel (Animorphs): I'm Rachel, the enforcer.
Tobias (As a Hawk): I'm Tobias and I can't change back and I'm the free spirit.
Cassie: I'm Cassie, The animal brains.
Marco: And I'm Marco, the Comic relief.
Me: It's a pleasure.
Lola: What exactly are these Yeerks?
Me: Yeerks. (Gasp) I remember now! They are an ugly race of slug-like parasitic creatures that crawl into a host and goes into their brain and controls it.
Shanan: The Yeerks pose an incredibly dangerous threat to the entire universe.
Jake: That's right and they are the enemy of everyone in the entire universe.
Lincoln: These creatures sound like they're incredibly dangerous.
Shanan: They come from the planet Yeerkus on the very distant edge of the galaxy 95,000 light-years from here. Yeerkus was a swamp planet that was destroyed by a giant rogue comet eons ago and their one goal is to enslave all life in the universe to their will.
Jake: That's right Shanan. The entirety of the universe is at war with them and the Andalites are helping us out.
Me: The Andalites of Andos IV? Amazing.
Nick: What are the Andalites?
Me: They are a race of blue centaur-like aliens. They are friends to many creatures all over the universe.
?: That's right.
We saw an Andalite.
Me: Wow!
Lola: So that's an Andalite.
Ax: That's right. I'm Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. But my friends call me Ax.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Lori: How is he talking without a mouth?
Me: They only speak telepathically. That's how they communicate.
Lisa: Very fascinating.
Me: So the Yeerks are here and that explains the extraterrestrial brainwave activity that we found here in Corvallis.
Jake: Yes. The Yeerks want to enslave the Human Race.
Me: We can't let that happen.
Cassie: J.D. can you help out Tobias? He can't morph back for some reason.
Me: Let me see here.
I look at Tobias as a hawk and used my light magic to return Tobias to his human form.
Me: There.
Tobias: I'm human again!
Me: I used my magic to revert you back.
Tobias: I owe you one J.D.
Me: You're welcome Tobias.
In Cassie's barn the Animorphs told us what was going on and what the Yeerks are gonna do, where their base of operations is located and more and we were being shown what the Animorph's can do.
Me: Can you show us how you become animals like this?
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel was now in a black leotard.
Leni: O-M-Gosh! That Leotard is totes trending on you Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks Leni.
Nico is blushing like mad as he saw Rachel in her black leotard.
Rachel (Animorphs) (strikes a pose and smirks): Like what you see, Nico?
Nico (blushing): I think you look nice, Rachel. But I already have a girlfriend.
Rachel (laughs): I know. I'm just messing with you!
Me: (Chuckling) Funny.
Nico: Sorry May.
May: It's all right Nico.
Rachel (Animorphs) was demonstrating her morphing abilities. Her shoes strained as she had a look of pain on her face.
Sonia (concerned): Rachel, you don't look so good. You need us to take you to a hospital?
Rachel (Animorphs) (groans): No. No hospital. Just keep watching!
All of a sudden, her shoes ripped off to reveal grizzly bear feet!
Rachel turned into a Grizzly Bear!
Me: Wow! You're now a Grizzly Bear!
Lana: Oh that is so cool!
Rachel (As a Grizzly Bear): Yeah. We can become any animal or any person by touching them.
Me: That is so awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Rachel changed back.
Nico (to Rachel): You're actually ok with us helping you guys kill the Yeerks? I thought for sure that you'd be against it.
Rachel (smirks): Of course not. You know that the Yeerks infested Jake's brother Tom along with Principal Chapman? Of course, there's going to be some stealth missions involved.
Wildrider (laughs): I think you and I are going to get along great!
Me: Okay. First we have to get Tom out of there. Also this is a very identical situation to the movie The Thing. We have shapeshifting aliens here that look like us perfectly and we can't tell who is human.
Wolverine: I think I can help you guys out with this "who's got a case of alien slugs in them" business.
Jake: Tell us what you have in mind.
Wolverine: When I detect one of these freaks, I'll point them out, then you guys knock some sense into them.
Rachel: We'll give it our best.
Me: Good idea Logan. Me and Ben can use our Omnitrix's to mark who's human and who is not.
Nico: Think of our powers as antibodies to combat the Yeerk viruses.
Me: That's a very good way to put it Nico.
Ben: This is also very similar to where me and my friends and family had to fight the DNAliens and the Highbreed.
Gwen T.: That was a terrifying situation.
Me: I'll bet. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. Lets get some rest.
Jake: J.D. how are we gonna kill the Yeerks?
Me: We're gonna put them all in a giant jar and through them into the Sun.
Varie: The Sun will obliterate all traces of the Yeerks.
Tobias: That's good thinking.
Me: Thanks.
Suddenly we felt the ground shake and we saw a Dugtrio and a Persian.
Nico: A Dugtrio and a Persian!
My Omnitrix beeped and showed that they have Yeerks in them.
Me: The Yeerks are controlling them.
Nico: I got this.
Nico fired a blast of black and purple lightning and electrocuted them and out of the Dugtrio and Persian came two Yeerks and Lana grabbed the Yeerks. Nico caught the Dugtrio and the Persian.
Lana: I wonder what these little guys taste like.
Lana ate a Yeerk and almost immediately she projectile vomited all over the place.
Me: Oh that is completely disgusting.
Lana: (Vomiting) That was the most foul thing I ever had! I'll just stick with earthworms.
I unsealed a giant jar and put the Yeerks in.
Me: Well, three down and who knows how many to go.
The Animorphs had a nice conversative with the Transformers.
Wildrider and Rachel (Animorphs)
Rachel (Animorphs): Wildrider how did you get your name?
Wildrider: I'm the wild racer of the Stunticons. I am a Decepticon and I raced wildly all over the place. I always had this nasty habit of running cars off the road and causing mayhem. Until J.D. and his friends set me straight.
Rachel (Animorphs): That is cool. I'm glad he did.
Wildrider: I'm glad he did too.
Motormaster and Jake
Jake: Hey Motormaster. Why were you so mean on the road?
Motormaster: Well lets just say that my ways of fighting were merciless and brutal. I was often called the King of The Road and I didn't care about many things.
Jake: I see. But I'm glad J.D. and his friends helped you.
Motormaster: I am too Jake.
Drag Strip and Marco
Marco: Drag Strip how come you want to see Victory to the end?
Drag Strip: Well lets just say that I had some qualities that many sports lovers wouldn't like. Whenever I would fight I would want to see Victory all the way to the end no matter what.
Marco: That's not a pleasant deal.
Drag Strip: No it's not. Good thing J.D. and his friends set me straight.
Marco: Yeah.
Breakdown and Cassie
Cassie: How come you're always so scared all the time Breakdown?
Breakdown: I can't really help it Cassie. I've always been called the most paranoid of the Stunticons.
Cassie: That's unusual. But fear helps us get over the things we are afraid.
Breakdown: That's true. But things are oftentimes not all that easy.
Cassie: Yeah.
Dead End and Tobias and Ax.
Tobias: How come you're always so fascinated with doom and death Dead End?
Dead End: I have always been paranoid to some kind of extent Tobias. I can't really help it.
Ax: It's unusual for a Cybertronian.
Dead End: It is but for me it's kind of a way of life. Working for the evil Megatron has made me who I am. But J.D. and his friends saved me from myself.
Ax: I'm glad they did.
Now the time has come for the fight. We were walking over to Jake's house to get some answers. We went in and saw Tom working hard on his homework.
Tom: Oh, hey, Jake. Rachel. [the two of them are at the door with angry expressions on their faces along with Wildrider] What can I do for you guys? [they lock the door, making Tom look nervous] Heh-heh, why did you lock the door? [becomes more nervous as they slowly and menacingly approach him] Why do you have that rope? Wait, why is Wildrider of the Stunticons with you guys?! [shot of outside Jake's house where loud crashing and screaming can be heard. Back in the room, Rachel ties Tom to a chair as Motormaster and Venom enter] Jake! Rachel What's going on?! Untie me right now!
Motormaster: Shut up! [slaps Tom]
Tom: Sweet Hamburgers, what the heck is going on?!
Motormaster: I said "shut up!," you parasite! [slaps him again] No offense, Venom.
Venom: None taken.
Wolverine smelled him.
Wolverine: He has a Yeerk in him.
Me: I had a feeling. Nico?
Nico: I'm on it.
Nico fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him and a Yeerk fell out of his ear. Lana sent it into the jar.
Tom: (Groans) Jake, Rachel. It made me.
Jake: I know Tom. But we're gonna get everyone back to normal.
Me: Tom we're gonna save this town from destruction. Lets go guys. It's time to save this town and the world.
We went into town after untying Tom.
We were standing in the middle of town.
Me: This is it guys. Omnitrix, send out an aura energy field around the town to detect who is human and who is not.
My Omnitrix: Affirmative.
I held my Omnitrix up and it fired a powerful energy dome. All the people that were human were glowing in a green energy aura and all the people that were glowing in a red aura were marked as not human.
Nico: Wow! That is so awesome! I got this!
Nico fired Galvatron's Purple Lightning and it electrocuted the people controlled by the Yeerks and the Yeerks left their hosts and fell to the ground. They're hosts had tremendous splitting headaches and Lana and Lisa threw the Yeerks into the jar. Surprisingly they all remembered what they were doing when the Yeerks infected them.
Man 1: (Groaning) Wow! What a headache.
Me: Everyone!
Everyone saw us.
Me: You have to evacuate this city immediately! You're all in terrible danger. Evil aliens have come to enslave the planet and we came to make sure that this never happens.
Everyone believed us and they ran in fear. Taking their cars and belongings with them. Once the town was evacuated we went into the school. We snuck in quietly. Jake was a tiger, Cassie was a wolf, Marco was a gorilla, and Rachel was a bear.
We saw the principal Hedrick Chapman getting soldiers ready with Controllers.
Wolverine: (Sniffs) Those guys all have Yeerks in them.
Me: Lets get them.
Nico snuck in using Randall's invisibility and bashed Yeerk infected people out cold.
We busted in and Nico fired a blast of lightning at them and their Yeerks fell out and Lisa threw them into the jar.
Me: Get out of here guys. This is gonna be rough.
The kids ran.
Principal Chapman: Hey! Those are our soldiers you're assaulting!
Jake (as a tiger): They're not your soldiers! They're human beings.
Wildrider (points gun at Chapman's face): You ain't talking so much now! Not when you've got Team Loud Phoenix Storm on your butt!
Chapman: Go ahead. Show us your true colors, once and for all. Show everyone the monsters that you all are.
Rachel (as a grizzly bear): Just give me the word, I'll slash him apart.
Chapman (to Jake): Why don't you tell grizzly bear here that this is all the spoils of war? Human beings are disposable! What we do here is for the next step of evolution for this planet. Because if we don't do it, somebody else will. Because you cannot stop evolution!
Cassie (as a wolf): EVOLUTION!? THIS IS SLAVERY!
Breakdown (getting close to blasting Chapman): Let me put him out of his misery.
Chapman: Visser Three's Dark Orb granted us the power to match you fools. Making all of you obsolete.
Roxy: The world will know what you're doing here.
Chapman: The world? The world will be ours in about a week. Don't you get it, Animorphs? We don't need you anymore.
Drag Strip: That was cruel.
Jake (defeated): C'mon, guys. We're done. (walks away and out of the building)
Marco (as a gorilla): We're done? We're not gonna kick a little bit of butt?
I ran to Jake and grabbed him by the shirt.
Me: Jake we're not giving up until every single Yeerk on this planet is dead.
Jake: He's already won.
Me: No he hasn't. He's messing around with your head. And I never quit! We never quit!
Jake: You're right J.D.! Lets get him!
Me: With pleasure.
We go back into the gym and confront him.
Me: You will never enslave this planet as long as we have anything to say about it!
Nico fired a blast of dark lightning and the Yeerk he had fell out and Lisa grabbed it and threw it into the jar.
Me: Get out of here Chapman. This is gonna get ugly.
Chapman ran.
Me: We're not done. Lets find the Yeerk Pool.
Rachel lead us to it and we went down into an underground channel and we saw the Yeerk Pool.
Lincoln: I got this.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted all the Yeerks and fried them and Lisa threw them all in the jar. We then saw Visser Three and he was an evil Andalite!
Visser Three: Cute trick. But did you really think we wouldn't see it coming?
Motormaster: It's game over, Visser Three. And your part in this story is now over!
Dead End: You're alone! You can't possibly-
Visser Three: Oh, I'm not alone. You see, you may have stopped Scorpion, the Xenomorphs, Hobgoblin, Lock Up, Shredder, and the Queen of the Black Puddle. But this Dark Orb has granted me the power to morph into all of them! I only need a fraction of their powers to kill you! And then, I'll free my Yeerks from the prison you call a jar!
With that, Visser Three morphed into a hybrid monster composed of body parts from Scorpion, the Xenomorphs, Hobgoblin, Lock Up, Shredder, and the Queen of the Black Puddle. He had Scorpion's Tail, Hobgoblin's arms and pumpkin bombs, Lockup's legs and gadgets and he had the Xenomorph Queen's head, Shredder's Blades and the Queen of The Black Puddle's hair and water powers. He was a truly ugly and wicked combination.
Me: That is really ugly!
Francesca: No kidding.
Laney: This is gonna be really ugly!
Motormaster: Stunticons! Merge into Menasor!
They did so.
Me: Lets power up!
We did so and flared up our auras and transformed.
Me: Visser Three, you lack the one thing that we humans have that you don't.
Visser Three: And what is that?
Me: You lack humanity and are nothing more than a genocidal psychopath hellbent on destroying the entire universe.
Nico: Visser Three, you have failed this universe! (uses Doc Ock's tentacles to strike him) And this is one ability you didn't copy from the Dark Orb!
The tentacles slammed into him and I kicked him in the face at a blazing speed. I snapped my fingers and the area turned into a mountainous planet. We were on the planet Glaren.
Me: I beamed us all to the planet Glaren to avoid having people get hurt.
Nico: Good idea.
Vince: Lets get him!
We all went at him and punched him all over the place. I grabbed the dark orb and crushed it and got an immense power boost. Visser Three returned to his Andalite form.
Me: Now that's better.
Me and Ben scanned him with our Omnitrix's and got a lot of samples of DNA.
My Omnitrix: 15,253 unknown DNA samples acquired. Scan complete.
Me: 15,253!? That's incredible!
Ben: It sure is.
Visser Three: Lets see you face one of them!
Visser Three turned into a dragonic creature with a bipedal appearance and it can use its hands as legs and it's hair was also its tail. It had a glowing neck and a flame in its right arm and it was orange in color and had glowing yellow eyes.
Shanan: That's a Zaidenian Inferno Beast!
Lola: What planet are they from?
Shanan: They come from the planet Zaid and the planet is the closest to it's parent star. They feed off of fire in the erupting volcanoes of the planet and it makes them stronger.
Lana: That thing is ugly!
Me: It sure is. But you are not the only one who can morph Visser Three!
I use my shapeshifting powers and turned into the CLOUD B4 CARRIER! I appeared as a towering monstrosity. From the middle and lower part I had several tentacles. From the top I had multiple arachnid-like legs and a fanged, gap-like mouth at the center.
Lana: That is so awesome!
Lincoln: It sure is.
Rachel turned into a Lion and slashed the Inferno Beast and I slammed my ugly head into the ugly beast. Lana fired a blast of ice at it and froze its hands.
Visser Three changed again. This time it was an ugly tree-like creature with numerous tentacles and a mouth in the middle with blue lips and razor sharp teeth.
Shanan: That's a Lernean Lerdethak from the planet Xairum IX!
Lola: That thing is really ugly!
Kate L.: It sure is.
Laney: I never even knew he can become creatures like this.
Lynn: Me neither. Lets get him Wheeljack!
Wheeljack: You got it Lynn!
Lynn fired a blast of lava and Wheeljack fired lasers. They burned Visser Three badly.
Lynn: It's combo time!
Wheeljack: You got it Lynn.
Lynn fired a massive wave of lava and Wheeljack fired lasers.
Lynn and Wheeljack: VOLCANIC LAVA STARSTORM!
The blasts combined and turned into a barrage of meteors that rained down on Visser Three and they exploded and burned him. Visser Three then jumped into the air and a Pterodactyl creature with razor sharp claws and porcupine-like quills and a serrated beak.
Shanan: That's a Cereyan Porcudactyl from the planet Cereya.
Luan: It sure is Spiny. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously that is one ugly creature.
Shanan: These creatures are extremely ferocious and they attack anything in sight with infrared vision.
Lana: That is awesome!
I changed back and flew into the air and Blitzwing was in his fighter jet mode. Lori and her children flew with us.
Me: You are even uglier than before.
Blitzwing: He sure is.
I fired blasts of wind and Lori fired blasts of wind at him.
Lori: Lets use our combo.
Me: Right Lori!
Me and Lori fired huge blasts of wind.
Me and Lori: HURRICANE RAZORSTORM SHRED!
The blasts of wind combined and turned into a deadly tornado of powerful razor sharp wind.
Visser Three fell to the ground and he turned into a floating yellow eyeball with a star-shape pupil and multiple tentacle eyelashes.
Shanan: That's an Optoiran from the planet Optus V.
Lola: Ew! That is an ugly eyeball!
Lucy: Wicked.
Blitzwing flew at Visser Three and Cheetah ran fast.
Blitzwing and Cheetah: SUPERSONIC CHEETAH SLASHSMASH!
They ran and flew at a blazing speed and slashed and smashed Visser Three and sent him flying. He then turned into a Stealth Plane-like alien with 24 eyes and a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth and a snake tongue.
Shanan: That's an Avian Spirtexan from the planet Spirtex!
Lana: It looks like a stealth bomber plane.
Laney: It sure does look like one.
Shanan: That's what they're supposed to look like. They are often called Living Stealth Bombers.
Lola: That is interesting.
Lily: It sure is.
I flew at Visser Three at a blazing speed and punched him in the back and sent him crashing into the ground. Visser Three then turned into a purple snake-like leech creature.
Shanan: That's a Vanarx!
Lisa: Fascinating specimen.
Shanan: It's a relative of the Yeerk and is often called the Yeerkbane because it eats Yeerks.
Lana: That is disgusting.
Menasor slashed Vissor Three and then he turned into his most powerful alien form. He turned into a giant 8-headed, 8-legged, 8-armed dragonic creature and it was roaring viciously.
Shanan: That's a Pyronian Hydraxan from the planet Xexta!
Lana: That thing is ugly!
Lola: And it sure is scary!
Luna: Dude! That is really ugly!
Sam S.L.: It sure is dudes!
Shanan: It's a cousin of the Zaidenian Inferno Beast and they are much more ferocious and much more deadlier than their Zaidenian cousins.
Menasor turned back into the 5 Stunticons.
Motormaster: It's combo time!
Rachel: You got it.
Motormaster turned into a Semi-Truck and Rachel turned into a Cheetah.
Motormaster and Rachel: SEMI-TRUCK CHEETAH RAMMER!
They were enveloped in an aura and slammed into Visser Three with incredible force.
Lola and Sam S.L. fired powerful blasts of fire and Visser Three fired blasts of fire and the blasts collided.
Drag Strip turned into his car form and Marco turned into a Gorilla.
Drag Strip and Marco: GORILLA RAMMER SLAM!
Marco and Drag Strip slammed into Visser Three with incredible force and knocked him down.
Breakdown turned into his car form and Cassie turned into a Wolf.
Cassie and Breakdown: WOLFPACK SLAM SLASH!
Cassie and Breakdown went at Visser Three and slammed into him with devastating force and slashed him as well.
Wildrider: Our turn.
Jake turned into a tiger and Wildrider turned into his car form and they went at Visser Three.
Wildrider and Jake: TIGER SLAM CRASH!
They went at Visser Three and slammed into him with devastating force.
Dead End: Our turn.
Dead End turn into a car and Tobias turned into a hawk and Ax charged.
Dead End, Tobias and Ax: HAWKCHARGE RAM!
They rammed Visser Three with incredible force.
Motormaster: Lets get him Jake!
They charged at Visser Three.
Motormaster and Jake: TIGER SEMITRUCK SLAM!
Jake and Motormaster slammed into Visser Three with incredible force.
Sonia, Rocky and Kathy changed into their monster forms and pulverized the living crud out of Visser Three.
Miranda: It's Final Smash Time. I'll start! CANDRAKAR SPIDERSLAM!
Miranda turned into her Spider Form and slammed into Visser Three with devastating force.
Roxy: My turn. ANIMAL KINGDOM WAVEFRONT!
Roxy fired a huge blast of energy and it had animal paw prints and animals in it and it hit Visser Three and exploded.
Me: Now it's time for the grand finale. Animorph's lets get him!
I charged up a Kamehameha Wave.
Me and the Animorphs: ANIMAL KINGDOM KAMEHAMEHA!
The Animorphs fired lasers in the shapes of animals from the Animal Kingdom and I fired a Kamehameha Wave and the lasers combined with it and the sounds of animals was heard all over the blast.
Me: THIS IS OUR UNIVERSE VISSER THREE AND YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BE WELCOME HERE! GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE!
The blast enveloped Visser Three and completely obliterated him in an instant. There was nothing left of him. Not even an atom remained.
We powered down and we were back in the Yeerk Pool.
Me: It's over guys. Visser Three is dead.
Then Visser Three's spirit appeared.
Ax (to Visser Three's spirit): Now, you will be the one helpless as you are trapped in a prison you cannot escape from!
Nicole: And that prison is the Book of Vile Darkness. (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLEN LIRUS-NOR!
Visser Three's Spirit was sucked into the book and was sealed into it for all eternity.
We had won and saved the entire universe from a horrible fate considered to be worse than death.
Lana: It's bad enough that these Yeerks tried to take over the Earth before. But now they don't even taste good!
Ed: No kidding! I mean, Beast Man might have had fur but at least he was tasty!
Me: I know just the place for all of them.
I gathered them all together in the jar and took it into space.
Me: Into the fires of the Sun with the lot of you.
I hurled the jar with all the Yeerks in it into the Sun and it was vaporized instantly.
Me: Go to Hell Yeerks. That was for causing all kinds of trouble all over the universe.
Nico: Yeerks you have failed this universe!
The world was now free of the Yeerks and we saved many planets all over the universe from their evil rule.
Back at the estate we were resting. I was looking at the aliens that me and Ben acquired and we saw numerous aliens. Some of which we have never even encountered in our travels across the galaxy. But we saved the whole Universe. The Animorphs were now living in the estate and they were now transferred to Gotham Royal York High School. Everyone now knows all about their abilities and how they thought it was all so awesome!
FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!
Camie: That is terrible!
Arrietty: That is awful! A universe without free will is the ultimate fate worse than death!
Yu Takeyama: Yeah no kidding! That is bad.
Ant Man: That was awful.
Lana: But those Yeerks tasted REALLY HORRIBLE! YUCK!
Nico: They're like the Fold.
Me: Yeah they sure were. But except on a much larger and bigger grand scale.
Nico: Yeah that's true.
Arrietty: How many aliens could these ugly creatures turn into?
Ax: There was a lot of them.
Me: My Omnitrix found out that they had over 15,000 Aliens woven into them.
Kaoruko; 15,000 Aliens!?
Eli: Yeah that was nuts!
Nico: But we saw that Agent Alpha of Men In Black had over 12,000 aliens integrated into him.
Me: That's nothing. You should have seen how many was woven into the Thing. It have over 10,000,000 aliens in it.
Laney: That was horrifying.
Camie: The Thing and Agent Alpha are both crimes against nature! That is awful.
Nico: Not to mention that Visser Three turned into an amalgam of villains that we fought in 2018.
Me: That's true. But I wasn't fooled by it one bit. I sensed they were not of this world.
Nico: That was awesome.
Eli: Smart thinking.
Arrietty: But it was so awesome that you guys destroyed the Yeerks forever.
Kaoruko: How did you get rid of them?
Me: We put them into a jar and threw them into the Sun.
Kaoruko: Very cool.
Sirius: Thank goodness.
Nico: The Stunticons also formed into G1 Menasor to help out in that battle too.
Me: They sure did and it was awesome.
Laney: But the scariest sight was seeing the aliens they turned into.
Me: Yeah. Also Tobias was stuck as a bird and I used my magic to revert him back.
Lana: He was stuck like that somehow.
Laney: Yeah.
Ax: Because he was in his bird morph for more then 2 hours. Before you all met us, he had a hard time having a normal life since then.
Me: That explains it.
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: But still at least we're rid of the Yeerks forever.
Nico: Lets not forget that we also discovered that Shanan can identify all the countless species in the universe out there.
Lily: She sure can.
Yu Takeyama: That is amazing! How can she do that?
Me: She's a walking universe encyclopedia. She knows all about every single lifeform there is all over the universe. She knows what kind of creature they are and what planet they come from.
Nico: Yep.
Kaoruko: That is really amazing.
Ochaco: I think it sure is awesome.
Himiko Toga: She is working on this really huge book in her room about the creatures of the universe.
Laney: I heard that she only is on page 2.
Nico: Wow! She has a really long way to go.
We arrived at the New York City Dairy Factory.
Nico: Here we are.
Me: Yep.
We went into the Dairy Factory and we saw a lot of milk, cheese and more being made.
Laney: Wow!
Me: Look at all this milk, cheese and dairy.
Nico: Wow. I can't imagine how much is produced here too.
Ax: It sure is amazing.
Camie: I agree.
Aylene C.: It's amazing how much milk, cheese and yogurt we eat and drink.
Nico: It makes ice cream too.
Me: Yeah forgot that.
Nico: No worries.
Maria: Boy this place is not for those that are lactose intolerant.
Arrietty: That's true.
Maria: Yep. Nico after this what Gene-slammer are you hoping to go for next?
Nico: I'm hoping to do one for Vicetopus's kind next.
Me: One for Brainstorm's natural predator. Good choice.
Nico: Thanks so it'll be a lightning user that goes with me next.
Llincoln: Cool. But Arrietty how are we going to find some of your Borrower brethren in this place?
Arrietty: Good question.
Eli: Let me see. (Concentrates)
He used the Force to find them and he pointed to a corner.
Eli: That way.
Nico: Anyone there?
Eli: Nico shh. Look.
We saw OCIOUS P. POTTER!
Ocious P. Potter is the main antagonist of the 1997 film adaptation of The Borrowers. He is an arrogant, greedy and evil real estate lawyer who wants to destroy the Lender family's house and build luxury apartments in its place.
He was portrayed by John Goodman, who also played Big Dan Teague from O Brother Where Art Thou, Chuck Long from Evan Almighty, Bones Darley from Death Sentence, Marshall from The Hangover, Howard Stambler from 10 Cloverfield Lane, and Layton T. Montgomery from Bee Movie.
Potter started out as the lawyer of the Lenders, who have inherited a house from Mrs. Lender's aunt Mrs. Allabaster. When the property lease is being called into question whether the Lenders own the house or not, they stated that Mrs. Allabaster wrote a will that will prove their ownership. However, Mr. Potter seemingly states that he can't find the will and has already made plans to demolish their house in order to build condominiums on the land, and the Lenders have until Saturday to move away.
As Saturday hits by, the Lenders have moved away and Potter arrives at the empty house. It later turns out that Mrs. Allabaster never trusted banks and has hidden the will inside the house for her descendants to find, something which Potter deliberately kept from his clients. As soon as he finds the will (detailing the rightful ownership to the Lenders), Potter calls in City Hall to call in the demolition of the house. He then intends to burn the will, but Arrietty Clock (the protagonist of the film) and her brother Peagreen, two tiny people known as 'Borrowers' as they borrow stuff without being seen, recover the will, intending to save the house for both their family and the Lenders. Upon seeing the Clocks' underground home and believing that the house is infested, Potter calls in the local exterminator Jeff, who spays acidic foam into the wall, but Arietty and Peagreen escape from it. An impatient Potter asks Jeff how long will his job take, which startles Jeff so much he accidentally sprays foam in Potter's face and he screams in pain as it boils and bubbles on him. Jeff quickly removes the foam off Potter's face-though Potter loses his mustache in the process and his face is now left sunburnt red.
Potter then finds Arietty and Peagreen in the walls of the house and swings a hammer at the wall. Peagreen gets stuck on the claw of the hammer and is pulled out from the wall and flung across the room. He lands on a hanging light bulb and Potter tries to get him but can't reach. Potter swings the hammer at the lightbulb just as Peagreen manages to escape-leaving Potter electrocuted with his hair sticking straight up. He falls to the floor, and the hammer falls and hits him on the head.
Later, Potter demands Jeff to find the Borrowers, or "make him never work in this town again." Jeff introduces his secret weapon- his bloodhound Mr. Smelly to sniff Peagreen's jacket and track down the scent to a milk factory, where Peagreen is stuck inside a milk bottle after a certain mishap.
During the way, they occasionally bump into the local police officer Oliver Steady, who starts to question Potter's actions regarding the Lender house. Around the same time, Jeff starts to question Potter's intention of killing the Borrowers after seeing how capable they are, resulting Potter to break off with him just as he is doused with liquid cheese by Arrietty and another Borrower named Spud Spiller. As soon as Peagreen is saved by his family, Potter finally arrives at the scene, steals the will, and straps the five Borrowers to the cheese machine, intending to drown them into liquid cheese as revenge for humiliating him. Spiller then insults Potter to the point where Potter dumps him into another machine, apparently killing him. Potter then heads over to City Hall to call for demolition, but not before he taunts the Lenders' son Pete (who is a close friend of the Borrowers) that the Clock family are about to be drowned in cheese.
As soon as Potter leaves for City Hall, Pete saves the Borrowers from being drowned by liquid cheese, and they head over to City Hall (with help from Jeff, who lends in his van to drive Pete there). As soon as Potter reaches City Hall, he is briefly stalled by the receptionist, who gives him confusing directions to the demolition area in response to his rude behavior. Just as he finally reaches the room, Jeff and Pete arrive to stop him. Potter responds by sending them down the elevator before going into the room, only to find out that it's just a stock room (Jeff has deliberately misplaced the 'Demolition' sign on the front of the door) where the Borrowers trap Potter with Sellotape. Out of rage, Potter breaks away from the tape and traps the Borrowers, intending to suck them up in a vacuum. However, Spud (apparently having escaped the machine) arrives to the rescue by bringing an entire army of Borrowers who arrive to trap Potter by using wires and the ceiling fan. Arriety's father Pod then delivers a speech to Potter on behalf of the Borrowers, right before they leave as soon as the door opens. Pete, Jeff, and Officer Steady have arrived at the scene, where Pete recovers the will and shows it to Steady, proving Potter's deceit and his plan to cheat the Lenders out of their house. Having gone crazy about the Borrowers, Potter tries to explain his story, but an unconvinced Steady arrests him for fraud and theft.
With Potter's plans exposed, the Lenders moved back to their house while Pete remains friends with the Borrowers while keeping their existence as a secret. It is also implied that the Lenders are likely to sue Potter for deceit and fraud that he committed against them.
During the end credits, Potter is being seen at the police station trying to explain the existence of the Borrowers, only to be laughed uproariously at by Steady, the entire police force and even the convicts. The film closes with Potter's mugshots being taken, though he actually seems to enjoy it as if he were at a photography studio (most likely due to his sanity slipping from all he's been through). It can be implied afterward that Potter himself is disbarred from his job, and sentenced to either prison or a mental asylum for his crimes against the Lenders and Borrowers.
Nico: Ocious P. Potter?
Eli: Not him again.
Little Arrietty 1997: Don't you dare call us thieves! We don't steal we borrow.
Ocious P. Potter: Well you won't mind if I borrow this.
Nico: HEY!
Nico went up to him.
Nico: How about you pick on someone your own size fatso!?
Ocious P. Potter: You're not stopping me this time!
Me: Oh yes we are! Now you better back away from our Borrower Friends before I rip your spine out and use it to scratch my back!
Ocious P. Potter: Empty threat J.D.
Me: Oh yeah?
POW!
I punched him in the face and knocked him into a cheese machine. SCALDING HOT MOLTEN CHEESE POURED ONTO HIM AND BURNED HIS FACE AND BOY DID IT HURT LIKE A SON OF A BITCH AS HE SCREAMED IN PAIN!
Nico: Think I can lick the cheese off him?
Me: Nico to quote Exile (Russian Accent) "Don't be a weird boy."
Laney: Save that for May.
Nico: Yeah you're right. Sorry.
Lana: Nice try though.
Arrietty got the little version of her and her family up.
Little Arrietty 1997: Are you?
Arrietty: That's right. I am you but different. It's a long story.
Pod Clock: That is amazing that you have become human bean size.
Arrietty: It's part of a power I have now. It's amazing.
Peagreen: I hope you take care of that monster.
Arrietty: Don't worry we will.
Then Potter got up.
Arrietty: Uh oh.
Arrietty formed a basket fanny pack and she put the Borrowers into it.
Arrietty: You'll be safe in here with us while the fight goes on.
Peagreen: Thank you big version of sis.
Arrietty: You're welcome.
Nico: Now it's time for a buttkicking!
Me: Lets get this fat freak!
Nico: Well, I can't lick the cheese off you. So, I'll just settle for kicking your ass!
Nico then kicked him in the stomach and then I punched him in the face!
KROW! SMASH BIFF!
Arrietty then did a drop kick on him and smashed his face in!
SMASH!
Ocious P. Potter screamed in pain from the blow!
Laney: YEAH! Try this!
Laney dealt a deadly roundhouse kick and knocked out some of his teeth.
Ax then bucked him!
KRACLANG!
He was sent flying and he fell right into a vat full of quick drying cement.
He got out and hardened and his mouth and eyes were exposed.
Ocious P. Potter: (Grunts) GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!
Me: Now this is what I call a masterpiece.
Laney: It's a gorgeous work of art.
Ax: And in the most awesome place too.
Lana: The trash!
We laughed!
Ocious P. Potter: Everybody is a comedian in this city.
Then we saw a Borrower that looked like Arrietty pop out on the statue Potter's shoulder and she put a dynamite stick into his mouth and lit the fuse.
Borrower: Time to blow you sky high.
Me: Fire in the hole!
The borrower and us ducked for cover and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion blasted Potter out and he was covered in soot and ash.
Borrower: That was awesome.
Nico: That voice. Ariana Montenegro?
Ariana Montenegro: Nico? Wow you sure look awesome.
Ariana reverted back to her normal size.
Arrietty: Wow you look so much like me.
Ariana Montenegro: That is so awesome.
Yu Takeyama: It sure is.
Potter wasn't done yet.
Nico: Time to finish this off!
Me: I'm going to gouge your eyes out and shove them so far up your butt that you'll see the inside of your ass!
Potter went at us and I kicked him in the stomach! Nico then saw me really go at him. Nico and everyone watches me hitting Potter all over and then twisting him around like a top. When I let go of him, he unwinds and I then drill him with a flurry of kicks. I then had Nico then grab a block of cement and I grab Potter him by the head, stopping his upper body from spinning, and have his legs whirl like helicopter blades. He is picked up and used against the concrete block like a high-speed flail. Which breaks his legs like toothpicks. I threw the cement block into the air and pound Potter all over. The other girls and the team sit on the sidelines of the fight, watching, and Camie files her nails while doing so. When the airborne block comes down, I kick it into Potter's head and give him a nasty concussion. Then I pick Potter up, swings him in a circle, and punched him really hard and knocks him into the police station jail. Inside his cell, Ocious P. Potter cries like a little baby!
Everyone cheered wildly for me.
Camie: YAY! All right J.D.!
Kaoruko: He sure kicked his ass!
Nico: All say!
Eli: Nice job bro.
Me: (Blows on fist) (To the viewers) Don't try any of that at home kids.
Nico: That is for sure.
Me: Believe it or not I did the same thing to some robbers after school on the day you moved in Nico.
Nico: Wow!
Ax: (To Ariana) So what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Ariana Montenegro: I have a lot of them but my favorite is in history and on some of my explorations. Me and Nico one time found a long forgotten temple in the jungles of Cameroon and we saw a really awesome and ancient ruby book. It was called the Ruby Book of Adroa.
Me: That's the God of Death in Africa Myth.
Ariana Montenegro: Yep. We turned it over to a museum for display.
Me: Cool.
Nico: That was awesome.
Ariana Montenegro: It sure was.
Nico and Ariana hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Ariana Montenegro: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: But at least we kicked Potter's butt.
Eli: Yeah we sure did.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That was awesome though.
Nico: We can still get some cheese before you go home.
Eli: I saw a room full of cheese wheels. (Points to it) There.
We went and got tons of cheese wheels and later went home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, and Optimus are heading to a planet made of red licorice, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we've got word that Black John Licorice has returned yet again from the dead for revenge on us.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here on a planet made of red licorice, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we've got word that Black John Licorice has returned yet again from the dead for revenge on us.
Me: That's right, big guy. That undead black licorice pirate refuses to stay dead, well, this is the last time we ever have to deal with him.
Nico: Big time, and we also got word that The Arcana Force XV - The Fiend Gene-Slammer is also here as well.
Lincoln: And there's only one person I know who'd be the Gene-Slammer for the Arcana Force XV - The Fiend, it's Sophia Starron.
Sylvia Starron: That's right, I have powers of light, and my twin sister has the powers of darkness, since she's a goth girl.
Lincoln: It'll be good to see her again, and thanks for joining us, Optimus.
Optimus: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Catherine Iroh: Oh wow! This is so awesome! I've mentioned during my battle that I would love to see a planet made of Red Licorice. This is amazing!
Me: Wow! It sure is. And that is the best kind of licorice. But not black licorice. I HATE BLACK LICORICE!
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Black John Licorice and his undead black licorice crew, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Black John Licorice and his undead black licorice crew, and they're going to kill them.
?: Those undead black licorice fiends, let's get them.
Suddenly, we saw Arcana Force XV - The Fiend appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, so that's Arcana Force XV - The Fiend, wicked.
Lincoln: And there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Sophia Starron, but we'll have to talk later, we've got a bunch of black licorice pirates to get rid of.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at Black John Licorice's crew, and they exploded and were obliterated forever, and they also hit Black John Licorice, and that allowed the eleven girls to get to safety. When Black John Licorice saw us, he was enraged, but we weren't too pleased to see him again.
Lincoln: You don't even know when to stay dead, do you, Black John Licorice? Well, this time, you are heading straight for prison, but it'll be in a special jail where you will never reform again.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Ghostforce, Optimus, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Black John Licorice, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln punched Black John Licorice so hard with his immense and brute superhuman strength, Black John Licorice exploded into pieces, and Lincoln beamed him to a special jail cell in the Uranus Prison, where it neutralized the effects of the curse, and prevented him from reforming again. We all cheered wildly, as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: Now, that's the last time we ever deal with Black John Licorice. (To Sophia Starron) And it's so good to see you again, Sophia Starron.
Sophia Starron reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing black hair, red eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has the kanji for Fiend emblazoned on her forehead, she has massive pitch black angel wings, and she reigned in the power Arcana Force XV - The Fiend, and she's dressed in a red sleeveless blouse, red sleeveless dress top, black skirt, black pants with red designs, red sneakers, and red and black sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails, and Arcana Force XV - The Fiend on the back, and holstered on her back is a large and incredibly powerful scythe of darkness.
Sophia Starron: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you too, Sylvia.
Sylvia Starron: You too, Sophia.
Lincoln went up to Sophia Starron and they hugged, and Sophia Starron's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Sophia Starron: I knew you have, but whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sophia Starron, she's Sylvia's twin sister, she's a goth girl, a true angel of darkness, and she's also a mindwalker with psychic and clairvoyant powers and she also has the ability to see into the future and has the powers of darkness, and as we saw, she has pitch black angel wings, an incredibly powerful scythe of darkness holstered on her back, and has the Kanji for Fiend emblazoned in the middle of her forehead. She's also one of my Guardian Angels from Michigan and she saved me from a bomb that was thrown at me, Lucy, Lana and Laney by Scoots.
Nico: Whoa, we're so going to enjoy hearing about this later on.
Lincoln: Trust me, you'll love it, and Hailey Timaeus' parents are coming over today so we can meet them, and Hailey has a really dark secret that she and her parents knew about and she told me and the rest of my sisters except for Lisa, thanks to the eye incident.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Sophia Starron's neck with red gems on the gold thunderbolt links and black crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Sophia Starron: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Sophia.
Sophia Starron had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed Sophia Starron on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Kazuma Eri and Morita Miki from Wannabes, Cindy Shahani, Hou Reika, and Mitsurugi Hina from Dangaizer 3, Amy, Bellows, Mayta, Melty, Ridget, and Saaya from Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kazuma Eri, Morita Miki, Cindy Shahani, Hou Reika, Mitsurugi Hina, Amy, Bellows, Mayta, Melty, Ridget, and Saaya.
Nico: From Wannabes, Dangaizer 3, and Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kazuma Eri: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kazuma Eri and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Black John Licorice, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Kazuma Eri: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kazuma Eri: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kazuma Eri, Morita Miki, Cindy Shahani, Hou Reika, Mitsurugi Hina, Amy, Bellows, Mayta, Melty, Ridget, and Saaya with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Black John Licorice, who's returned from the dead yet again to get revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in busting him into pieces and sending him to a special cell in the Uranus Prison which neutralized the curse that constantly causes him to reform and resurrect from the dead, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sophia Starron have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and now, we're finally rid of Black John Licorice, and he's never coming back from the dead again, and Lincoln brought some red licorice from the planet to share with all of us.
After putting a stop to Black John Licorice and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sophia Starron aw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
And with us was Hailey Timaeus' parents, her mom, Helen Timaeus, a 34-year-old woman with short neck-length blue hair and blue eyes like her daughter, fair skin, she's tall at 5'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and dressed in a sleeveless white dress top, blue pants, and blue sneakers, and Hailey's dad, Johnathan Timaeus, a 35-year-old man with short brown hair and hazel brown eyes, tanned skin, he's tall at 7'1" in height, he had massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and he's dressed in a large red short-sleeved shirt, long black pants, and black boots.
Sophia Starron: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sophia, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sophia Starron: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is.
Lincoln: And it's so good to see you again, Mr. and Mrs. Timaeus.
Helen Timaeus: You too, Lincoln.
Johnathan Timaeus: It sure has been a long time, you've grown a lot from the little 11-year-old kid into this strong and powerful 17-year-old man, and I'm glad that my daughter's gotten together with you, we always knew she had feelings for you, and we're so glad you're still together with her, even after what happened to her.
Lincoln: That's right, Mr. Timaeus, and Lisa's been rid of her dark side since last year.
Nico: That's right. So, Sophia, how did you save Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney from a bomb that was thrown at them by Scoots?
Sophia Starron: You're going to love hearing about this. One day, I was walking home with Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney after a day at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, I had a vision and I saw who it was that's in the vision: it was that crazy, scooter-driving, troublemaking, heckling old bat, Scoots, and she had a bomb that she was going to throw at Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney and kill them. But, I wasn't going to let that old bat do that, so I unholstered my scythe from my back, and as soon as I saw the bomb heading for Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney, I cut open a portal with my scythe, and once the bomb fell into it, I opened up another portal, and the bomb landed on Scoots' scooter, and as soon as it exploded, it sent Scoots flying right back to Sunset Canyon, and Varie put her back into a straitjacket and threw Scoots back in the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum, this time, she was put into a padded cell, where she'd never escape.
We all cheered wildly for what Sophia Starron did in saving Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, and Lana from Scoots. But, we were really mad that Scoots tried to kill Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, and Lana with bombs.
Nico: That stupid, pinheaded, scooter-driving, troublemaking, crazy old shrew! Now, she's gone too far.
Lincoln: In fact, I've got just the thing to punish her.
Lincoln put the heavy barbell on the rack, and he aimed his left hand and sensed for Scoots.
Lincoln: This is for trying to kill me, Laney, Lucy, and Lana with that bomb, Scoots. CHILI PEPPER BARRAGE!
Lincoln fired a barrage of chili peppers from his large left hand, and they were sent flying right at Scoots, and as soon as they stuffed Scoots' mouth, she was screaming in pain as she belched and farted out fire like crazy.
Nico: Hey, that's the move I used on the Griffins when I first moved here, and when I first met May. Awesome job, big guy.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: (Laughs) That'll serve her right.
Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.
Lincoln: Now, there's a reason why Mr. and Mrs. Timaeus have come here to the World Tree Estate, you see, Hailey has a really dark secret that only she and her parents have known throughout their lives, and me, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lily, and Mom and Dad know about it from them, except for Lisa, thanks to the eye incident.
Hailey Timaeus: Lincoln's right, you see, I've loved my family with all my heart and they also loved me with all their hearts as well, except for three people in my family.
Hailey Timaeus took out three prison mugshots of three tall and muscular boys with the same color hair as their dad, but they have mean scowls on their faces.
Nico: Whoa, who the heck are these guys?
Hailey Timaeus: These are my ex-older brothers, Nico. The first older brother is Joshua Timaeus, he's the leader of the group, the second older brother is Drake Timaeus, and the third older brother is Noah Timaeus, they're known as The Timaeus Boys, or as I like to call them muttonheaded morons and sister haters. Growing up, those three have done all they can to try and make my life miserable, but as I started getting praise for what I did in saving Lincoln from Lisa's wrath, and losing my eye in the process, they went from trying to make my life miserable to trying to kill me.
Every time, they've tried to kill me with either trying to beat me and they thought they were bigger and stronger thanks to going to the gym all the time they had one over me, but I was skilled with strategy and smarts and I outthought those morons, since they used brawn instead of brains. Then, when their biggest attempt to kill me in school resulted in them getting exposed to the entire school district, they were eventually expelled by Principal Rivers. But, they were unaware that I recorded all of their constant attempts to try and kill me, and when I showed it to my parents, they were furious at them. Dad dragged all three of them into the room since he was bigger and stronger than them, and he and Mom called the cops, and the morons were sent to prison. I since cut my ties with them for all their attempts to try and humiliate or kill me, and I'm proud to say I haven't forgiven them ever since.
Me: Jeez.
Nico: I'm sorry to say this, but those three older brothers of yours are real jerks, Hailey.
Lincoln: They think that just because they're bigger and stronger they can bully others for their own amusement, they're wrong. Look at what happened to Pablo, Anderson, and any bully we've met in the past.
Me: Yep, they wound up becoming jailbirds. But, there could be a chance they could break out, and get revenge on Hailey.
Lincoln: That's not going to happen, J.D. If they hurt one hair on Hailey's head, I'm going to flatten those muscle-headed morons and smash them into the ground.
Johnathan Timaeus: (Laughs) And wait until they see you again, Lincoln, they're bound to get quite the shock of their lives.
Nico: Big time, and we'll film the whole thing for you and Mrs. Timaeus to see it, Mr. Timaeus, that is if you still...
Helen Timaeus: No, Nico, like Hailey, we've cut our ties with those three long ago after we had them sent to prison.
Me: That's good, what they tried to do in trying to torment or kill Hailey has proved that they've gone too far.
We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem are heading to Everbay Coast in Kirby's world.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble, and Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?
Hailey Timaeus: Of course, Linky.
Lincoln and and his harem headed for Everbay Coast, and when they arrived, it consists of five main stages, Abandoned Beach, Concrete Isles, Scale the Cement Summit, Fast-Flowing Waterworks, and The Tropical Terror and eight Treasure Road stages.
Hailey Timaeus: Whoa, is this Everbay Coast?
Lincoln: That's right, Hailey, and it's perfect for our date and exploration. Shall we?
Then, Lincoln and his harem dived right into the water, and they explore the islands, rivers, beaches, oceans. Then, when they got to the surface, Lincoln got a deep tissue massage from the girls in his harem, and he returned the favor and he gave the girls a deep tissue massage in return. Then, they had lunch that Lincoln packed, and they sat in a picnic area that Lincoln made, and they travelled through the eight treasure routes, and they found eight treasure chests at the end of those routes, and they put them into scrolls to show to the rest of us later on. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, gang, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Everbay Coast in Kirby's world.
Me: Whoa, that's awesome, and I can guess you guys found something to show us, right?
Lincoln: (Smirks) You got that right, J.D.
Lincoln and the girls in his harem took out the eight scrolls and inside them are the eight treasure chests from the eight treasure routes, and inside them are eight kings' ransoms of gold coins and gems. When we saw them, our eyes went wide open.
Nico: Holy crap!
Me: Eight treasure chests and inside them are eight kings' ransoms of gold coins and gems, that's so awesome!
Johnathan Timaeus: This is quite a find, Lincoln, so what do you intend to do with them?
Lincoln: Just like what I've done with any treasure chest we find with gold coins and gems, donate them to the museum and they'll be put under tight security, so no one tries to rob the museum.
Helen Timaeus: That's a good idea, Lincoln.
Lincoln put the eight treasure chests with the eight kings' ransoms of gold coins and gems inside the chests into the museum, and they were put under tight security.
Lincoln: And Hailey, I've got a surprise for you: I've moved your parents here to The World Tree Estate, so that way, they'll be put under our protection, and that'll be in case your former brothers break out to get revenge on them for sending them to prison.
Hailey Timaeus was definitely surprised by the news, and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed her on the lips, which she also returned.
Hailey Timaeus: Thank you so much for the surprise, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Hailey.
Me: That was a good thing you did, big guy.
Nico: Same here, and that's in case those three muscle-headed morons try to get after them if they break out, and you're definitely looking forward to flattening them if they do break out.
Lincoln: That's right, and they'll be sent right back to prison for good. But, they won't be easy to take down. If they've been to the gym throughout their lives, they're going to put up a fight, Nico, so we got to be on our guard, because they don't like to fight fair and they like to fight dirty.
Nico: They don't fight fair and they fight dirty?! Oh, that's just mean!
Lincoln: But, Hailey knows their dirty tricks when they fight, so with her knowledge of their dirty tricks, we'll know what they're going to do, and that's when we strike.
Me: Yeah.
Later it was time for Lillian's next Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Lillian? Besides Dan, Drago, and 4 Rabbids?
Dan: I was thinking of having Runo come with.
Runo: Aw thanks Dan.
Me: Aw. Megan, Varie, Celica, Hailey, you guys want to come too?
Hailey Timaeus: Sure guys.
Varie: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Cool! Lets go!
Megan Kiraton: I can't wait to meet the Gaim Kamen Riders. Next to OOO they are also one of my favorites.
Nico: Nice.
We were off.
We arrived in Japan.
Kouta: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Kouta.
Lillian: Kouta, meet Dan Kuso.
Dan Kuso: Awesome to meet you. Dan Kuso, leader of the Bakugan Battle Brawlers.
Drago: I'm Dragonoid but you can call me Drago.
Runo: I'm Runo Misaki. Dan's girlfriend.
Blade Tigrerra: And I'm Blade Tigrerra.
Megan Kiraton: My name is Megan Kiraton and I'm the Poison Butterfly Gene-slammer.
Varie: My name is Varie.
Celica: And I'm Celica. We're two of J.D.'s fiancés.
Hailey Timaeus: And my name is Hailey Timaeus and I'm the gene-slammer of the dragon The Eye of Timaeus and Legendary Knight Timaeus.
Kouta: Wow! It's awesome to meet you all.
Varie: Same here.
Kouta: I wonder if I can get a Bakugan of my own.
Nico: We'll have to think of something on that one.
Eli: Yeah.
Varie: Is that huge building right there the Yggdrasill Corporation?
Me: That's it. It looks like a small version of the World Tree Estate.
Kouta: Yeah but that building has got to go forever. Its been nothing but a menace to both the Helheim Forest and us.
Mitsuzane Kureshima: Kouta, I'm sorry if me and Kaito have been spending time away from you lately.
Kouta: No worries. You are now part of the Redemption Squad and that shows that you are on the road to redemption.
Nico: That's true. But also Yoko Minato is with the team too.
Eli: That's right.
Kaito Kumon: We should dismantle the Yggdrasill Corporation from the inside next mission. It gives us time to prepare a battle plan.
Me: Good idea and that's gonna be in 2 days. I can't wait to chop that bad building down and make sure that it is nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Nico: Me too. After everything that happened with you all you deserve to have a Yggdrasill Corporation Free world.
Megan Kiraton: That is for sure there.
Varie: We could always blow that entire building up with the superlaser.
Me: No Varie. Too extreme. The blast would not only destroy the building but also destroy the entire city too.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But before we do that we should gather evidence and documents to show the world what the Yggdrasill Corporation was up too.
Kouta: Lillian, how would you like to become a Kamen Rider for my team?
Lillian: I would be honored!
She was given a Sengoku belt and a Starfruit Lockseed!
Lillian Hale: Wow! The Starfruit Lockseed!
Nico: That's a great fruit.
Me: Starfruit is a delicious tropical fruit.
Eli: It sure is.
Kaito: J.D. how did you suggest that idea to gather evidence?
Me: Well I learned a massive lesson in 150,000 years in the world of shinobi. Before you take any course of action to bring down your enemy you have to have evidence and proof about what they were up to before you take them down.
Kaito: That's very wise thinking.
Mitsuzane Kureshima: It sure is.
Kouta: We should probably go to the building right now to get that evidence.
Kaito Kumon: Either way, we're going to transform to take out one of the guards there.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Eli: I'll use the Force to look for any trouble.
Me: Good idea.
Varie: If there are any prisoners we might as well free them too.
Megan Kiraton: Good thinking.
Nico: All right lets head to Yggdrasill! (Eyes glow red) Get ready Yggdrasill, your days on this planet are numbered.
Kouta: How come his eyes glowed red?
Me: It's what we call the Justice Leader Glare. Whenever we make a vow, our eyes glow blood red.
Eli: It's really cool.
Mitsuzane Kureshima: That is awesome.
We were off.
We arrived at the Yggdrasill Corporation Tower.
Me: WOW! It's huge!
Nico: It IS like a smaller version of our estate.
Celica: Wow this is amazing.
Lillian: No turning back now. Henshin!
LOCK ON!
ZIPP!
She donned the awesome STARFRUIT ARMOR and had a staff of Starfruit!
Lillian Hale: AWESOME! This is so cool!
Nico: Wow! You look awesome Lillian.
Cornelia Hale: You sure do. This is so awesome. My little sister is a Kamen Rider.
Me: Yeah she sure is.
Nico: Lets go.
We went into the building.
Kouta: Our turn, Kaito.
Kaito: (nods) Right!
Kouta, Mitsuzane and Kaito: Henshin!
Soiya! Orange Arms! Hanamichi on stage!
Come on! Banana Arms! Knight of spe~ar!
Hai! Budou Arms! Ryu! Hou! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
They donned their Orange, Banana and Grape arms!
Me: I think I'll join the fun too! LOCK OPEN! FRUIT BASKET HENSHIN!
I turned into my ultimate Gaim Kamen Rider form!
Lock Open! Kiwami Arms! Dai! Dai! Dai! Dai! Dai shogun!
Nico: YEAH!
Lillian: OH WOW!
Kouta: J.D. you're a Gaim Rider too!?
Me: Not just that Kouta. I have the Blue Raspberry Lockseed. But also I somehow got a copy of the ultimate Lock Seed you got.
Celica: That is so awesome.
Megan Kiraton: Wow! Let me see if I can do one.
Kouta gave her a Sengoku belt and a Cherimoya Lockseed!
Megan Kiraton: Cherimoya Lockseed! Wow! Now it's time for me to have some fun.
She put it on.
Megan Kiraton: HENSHIN!
LOCK ON!
She transformed!
CHERIMOYA ARMS!
She was ready!
Nico: Wow! That is cool!
Eli: First for OOO and now for Gaim! How awesome.
Megan Kiraton: This is awesome!
She also had a Cherimoya Macuahuitl.
Megan Kiraton: What is this war club?
Me: That's called a Macuahuitl. It's a war club that the Mayan Civilization used centuries ago,
Nico: We saw many of them before. They are neat.
Megan Kiraton: Wow!
We went into the building and we saw that it was chalk full of stuff that people would call big time crimes against nature.
Runo: I'm getting all of this illegal shit on video camera right now.
Nico: Wow look at all this.
We searched every single lab and found all kinds of horrifying atrocities that they were going to do. Illegal Experimentations, War Crimes, Building missiles, chemical weapons, all kinds of dangerous weapons, everything. We even found numerous Lockseeds for every kind of fruit there is. Even some for tomatoes, peppers and more.
Nico: Whoa look at all this. What they were doing is awful. J.D. you better call Lisa, Nicole, Jared, Tom and Sheila here just in case.
I did so. We told them what Yggdrasill was doing.
Tom Lair: Wow! This is awful that they were doing all this.
Irma Lair: No kidding daddy.
Sheila Loud: When we present all this to the world leaders, Yggdrasill is going down.
We put all the stuff in scrolls for evidence.
Me: The World Leaders are gonna have one helluva field day with they see all this.
Kaito: Prepare yourselves. I hear footsteps.
We then saw THE SEIRYU INVES AND HE HAD A BUNCH OF INVES WITH HIM!
Me: The Seiryu Inves!
Nico: He is definitely no Blue Dragon of The East.
Kouta: This is our stage now!
Me: It's Buttkicking time!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: Will time to Guardian Up!
Will Vandom: Lets do it! GUARDIANS UNITE!
They transformed!
Will Vandom: (Energy Surges) THE HEART!
Irma Lair: (Water Splashes) WATER!
Taranee Cook: (Fire Burns) FIRE!
Cornelia Hale: (Vines grow) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (Wind Blows) AIR!
Elyon Brown: (Clocks Tick) TIME!
Megan McCallister: (Stars shimmer) SPACE!
We went at them and slashed and pulverized the Inves all over and I fired a blast of energy and obliterated many of them.
Lillian Hale slashed and blasted numerous Inves.
I slashed the Seiryu Inves with the Orange Sword and my Blue Raspberry sword and slashed him all over.
Kaito grabbed the Seiryu Inves by the throat.
Kaito: Sorry. But consider this my resignation from your side.
He stabbed him with his Banana Spear and sent him flying and then Megan Kiraton smashed his head in with her club and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Seiryu Inves you have failed this city! I have always wanted to say that.
We finished the rest of the Inves off and they were dead.
Me: That's it for them. Shall we blow this entire place to smithereens?
Nico: Not yet. Lets save that for when we face Amagi Kureshima. I want him to be buried alive when we do that.
Me: Even better.
Kouta: That is perfect. Here guys.
He gave us lots of Lockseeds and Sengoku belts.
Kouta: Give them to some of your teammates.
Nico: May would like one.
Later we came came home.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome!
We then found a bunch of prisoners in the tower and freed them and let them go.
We told everyone what happened and it was so awesome. We then told everyone what Yggdrasill was planning and more and they were horrified!
Laney: That is sick and inhumane!
Naruto: They are worse than Orochimaru.
Nico: Yeah
William: Next time, Faciliar and Kai should go with you.
Lillian: Cool!
Kai (Ninjago): I'm looking forward to this one.
Nico was enjoying a glass of water... when Harley Quinn closed the fridge right in front of him.
Harley Quinn: Alright, Nico. Spill!
Nico: Can you be more specific?
Everyone else came into the kitchen.
Lincoln: (angrily) She's talking about the fact that you've been hiding stuff about Zi-O from us. And now, we just learned about J.D.'s Grand Zi O form yesterday?! You're gonna tell us everything you know about Kamen Rider Zi-O. Or else, you can kiss your leadership goodbye!
Ashi: I'm sorry, Nico. Me, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lana, Leni, and Lucy tried to stop them.
Nico: (sighs) It's okay. I admit I've been hiding stuff about Zi-O from you guys. But now, it's time to come clean.
Me: Lincoln that's enough! The truth was bound to come out one day. Also Lets head to the briefing room.
Lincoln: Okay.
We went to the briefing room.
Me: Now I have some news I want to say. The Reason I showed the Zi-O stuff is because I gave Clyde and Syd a very important side mission. I was watching Zi-O in secret. As you know it commemorates 20 years of Kamen Riders from 1999 to 2019. Also Clyde and Syd's big mission was very critical to the upcoming ambassador missions for that one.
Lincoln: What is it?
Me: Clyde and Syd's mission is to prevent the Time Jackers from disrupting the Ambassador Missions and help the Kamen Rider Zi-O team get ready for the Big Day we meet them later on. We can't afford to have any interruptions from them at all.
Nico: There's more. (Sighs) I actually have been using the simulator to help Sougo Tokiwa for the past few weeks.
Marinette: Just like when you helped me and my team before, right?
Nico: Exactly.
Me: It's to help us prepare. Zi-O was the most awesome series of Kamen Rider we've ever seen and it was really awesome seeing how Sougo can use 20 years of Kamen Riders too.
Megan Kiraton: Zi-O is also one of my favorite Kamen Rider Series too.
Lincoln: Wow Megan I didn't know you were such a huge fan of Kamen Rider.
Laney: That is really cool.
Megan Kiraton: It sure is. And I'm now a OOO and now a Gaim Kamen Rider too.
Lincoln: We saw that and it was cool.
Nico: But that's not all of the story. Before, Sougo was destined to become Ohma Zi O.
Crankcase: I'm detecting a Drakkon vibe here.
Me: Yes and your vibe is right. But Sougo changed that destiny and became a benevolent Overlord. His dream was to become king and he defied his evil destiny and became a good king.
Armada Hoist: What about the Time Jackers? Did you help the Zi O team fight them?
Nico: Yes. Before Clyde and Syd had their secret mission. But I didn't use any curses or any of our methods with dealing with spirits. I just figured sticking with the old rules just this once wouldn't hurt.
Me: Yeah. It's part of our plan. We're going to have Clyde and Syd hold off the Time Jackers so they won't interfere with any of our missions till the big day with the Zi O.
Lincoln: That's clever.
Me: Remember how we dealt with Black Ghost?
Joe Shimamura: I remember.
Nico: Yep.
Clyde: Me and Syd weren't able to stop Swartz from turning into his Another Decade form. But we WERE able to use our powers to make sure the Zi O team still remembered everything even after Sougo rewrote time with Ohma Zi O's power.
Nightshade: No need to be sorry about that. At least you two made a good change.
Me: That's true. Well done you two.
Syd Chang: Thanks.
Me: Swartz is our primary target on the Big Day. But so far everything is going as we have planned. I want to face Swartz at his full strength as a Decade Kamen Rider.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Sorry about all that guys. We had no idea it was part of a huge plan.
Me: It's all right. Just so we can all be prepared for anything that comes our way. Also Nico resurrected Tsukuyomi for Zi-O.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: Awesome.
Nico: Anyway time to get ready for our next mission.
Lincoln: I have a feeling it's going to be another awesome food planet.
Nico: Yep.
Then Control Freak, Plastique, Touch & Go, Girder, Biowulf, Vulkanus, Trumbipulor, Grodd, Lythos and Stratos appeared.
Control Freak: Can me, Plastique, Touch & Go, Girder, Biowulf, Vulkanus, Trumbipulor, Grodd, Lythos and Stratos go with you guys?
Mr. Go: And what monster can Control Freak summon?
Nicole: I was thinking of having him summon Mother Brain from Super Metroid.
Control Freak: Good choice.
Nico: Also to answer your question yes you all can come.
Me: And Nico already told us which gene-slammer he is going to go for next.
Nico: I'm hoping to go for a Vicetopus Gene-slammer next.
Shanan: Neat! The natural predator of the Cerebrocrustaceans.
Laney: Awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Princess Rose: Also, Nico revealed what he knew about Zi O
Control Freak: Ah so the secret mission is out.
Nico: Yep. And it's all part of our plan to keep the Time Jackers at bay till the big day mission.
Laney: Clyde and Syd were tasked with this mission.
Me: Yep.
Clyde: It's a big mission but we can do it.
Plastique: I wonder which planet we'll visit this time.
Nico: Lets find out. To the ship!
We went to the ship and we were off. The planet was located in the Pinwheel Galaxy.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6266.1: We are en route to another awesome planet and it's located in the Pinwheel Galaxy. Our mission is to investigate what kind of planet it is and destroy the villain there.
Laney: This is gonna be awesome.
Lana: Yeah it will be!
Yoko Minato: Yeah. J.D. how did the world leaders react to the crimes of Yggdrasill?
Me: They had one helluva field day just like I said. After we revealed what they were doing the World Leaders pulled their funding and seized all their money. They cut their funding and gave us the okay to destroy them in 2 days.
Nico: Awesome.
Lisa Loud: We also had many of the staff arrested and more. Except for Amagi Kureshima.
Nico: Excellent.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet and it was a red world with blood red lakes and oceans.
Me: Wow! This looks like a strange planet.
Nico: Yep. Lets land.
We got to landing and we later got out and then we saw to our shock, amazement and excitement that it was A PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF NUCLEAR HOT CHILI PEPPERS OF NUMEROUS KINDS!
Laney: WHOA!
Me: Wow! It's a Chili Pepper Planet!
RD Clyde: So, Prime Me. Was Swartz's Another Decade form that ugly?
Clyde: You better believe he was.
Me: He was really scary from what we saw. But he was powerful and dangerous.
Nico: Yeah he was.
Clyde: Yep.
We went out and we saw that the planet all had Chili Pepper forests and the rivers and lakes were all made of nuclear hot hot sauce.
Lythos: Look at all those Chilis!
Nico: This is an amazingly spicy world!
Laney: (COUGHS) The spice is really powerful too!
Me: Wow! It sure is.
I picked a neon red pepper and ate it and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I exploded in a massively explosive pillar of fire and I was made incredibly powerful! Blood was pouring down my arm to show how spicy I was.
Nico: WHOA! That is powerful heat!
Me: Yeah it is! Wow! Chief Wiggum would love getting all these peppers for his chili.
We laughed.
Qin: Since it's probably me and Mike's turn to shine today, I'll try this Dragon's breath pepper.
Blackfire: We're gonna need lots of water.
Qin: Here we go.
Qin took a bite of it and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
She exploded into a massive pillar of green and yellow fire and she got a massively powerful power boost from it and more!
Laney: WHOA WHAT HEAT!
Lynn: Awesome!
Qin: Wow! That was intense!
Me: Hey Lynn, I dare you to eat a whole bushel full of 10 Dragons Breath Peppers. Raw.
Lynn: Oh IT IS ON!
Maria: I'll put Lynn out if she needs it.
Mr. Touch: That's probably a good idea.
Lynn ate 10 Dragon's Breath Peppers raw and then…
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
She exploded into a massive pillar of fire and she got a massive fiery power boost and she was stronger than ever!
Lynn: WOO! Yeah that was awesome!
Me: WHEW! Lynn you are awesome!
Lightning: SHABANG! That is my awesome girlfriend!
Laney: Yeah!
I pulled out a bucket and filled it up with hot sauce from the hot sauce lake and gave it to Nico.
Me: I dare you to drink this entire bucket of hot sauce.
Nico: This is payback for keeping Zi O a secret, isn't it?
Roscoe: Is it really?
Desoto: If it is, me and Roscoe had no part in it!
Me: No Nico you found this planet out of the blue and it was awesome! And you know how much I love nuclear hot spicy food.
Nico: Well that's true.
Me: Also Nico you were able to eat the Inferno Wings Challenge. You can easily drink all this.
Nico: True.
Nico took the bucket.
Nico: Well bottoms up.
Nico drank it and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
Nico was entombed in a massive pillar of fire and he got a massive power boost.
Nico: WHOA! This is awesome!
Girder: (skin turns to steel) How about I try some while steeled up?
Nico: Go for it!
Girder drank some hot sauce and then he exploded into fire and molten metal and he got a power boost too.
Girder: That was awesome!
Me: We're just full of awesome chili heads here.
Laney: We sure are.
Trolling Thunder: I get it. It's because fire trumps steel.
Me: Fire does melt steel yes.
Trolling Thunder: True.
Laney: But that was intense.
Me: Every chili head on Earth would love coming to a planet like this.
Nico: Especially Chief Wiggum for his chili.
Lana: You got that right.
Me: Yeah!
Stratos: How about I give one a try?
Nico: I'm not sure you can eat anything Stratos because you're made of pure wind.
Stratos: Hmm. Yeah you're right about that.
Laney: Yeah.
Concrete Man: Okay. So maybe Stratos can't eat one. But I bet I can!
Nico: Go for it.
Concrete Man did so and then he started glowing red hot!
Maria: Uh oh!
Maria fired a wave of water and cool him down.
Me: Hey Bender I dare you to eat 2 buckets of hot sauce.
Bender: Oh it's on meat bag!
I gave him 2 buckets full of hot sauce!
Vulkanus: What are you waiting for?
Bender drank them and then he exploded into a pillar of fire! He ran around and Maria drenched him in water.
Bender then got mad at me!
Bender: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
DING!
He KICKED ME SQUARE IN THE CROTCH!
Nico: (WINCES) Bender! That's going way to far!
Me: (SQUEAKY VOICE) SORRY ABOUT THAT!
Bender: But that was good spice.
Me: Cool. Bender if you kick me again I'll use a can opener on you!
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Me: Already bit it tin can.
Beekeeper: Eli, can you sense if a villain's here before this gets too violent?
Eli: (deadpans) So, NOW, you want me to sense a villain?
Me: Go for it Eli.
Eli sensed something all right.
Eli: Oh no! We got TONS of villains here.
Me: Who are they?
Eli: They are people you aren't going to like.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed two dark energy signals with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figures are in the vision: the first dark energy signal Lincoln sensed belonged to Garrosh Hellscream, the son of Grommash Hellscream and the barbaric supremacist from Warcraft, and he's here to cause havoc, and the other dark energy signal that Lincoln sensed belonged to Johnny the Gangster, and he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on us for killing him last year. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, but it's actually two people I sensed, and Lola, you and our friends from Azeroth aren't going to like it: the first dark energy signal I sensed belonged to Garrosh Hellscream, the son of Grommash Hellscream and the barbaric supremacist from Warcraft, and he's here to cause havoc.
Lola and our friends from Azeroth gasped in shock, and so did the rest of us.
Me: Oh shit, this isn't good.
Lola: You said it, and I've heard about Garrosh Hellscream, he's one dangerous warlord and barbaric supremacist.
Nico: He's definitely big time trouble alright, and it's too bad that Grommash died a redeemed hero, if he found out his son is here and he's causing havoc, he'd definitely would want to deal with him. And the other energy signal, who does it belong to, Lincoln?
Lincoln: None of us are going to like it: the other dark energy signal belongs to that filthy animal, Johnny the Gangster, and he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge on us for killing him last year.
We gasped even more in shock.
Me: Oh man, so that filthy animal and gangster, Johnny, has come back from the dead?!
Lincoln: Yep, and he'll have help, and I know it'll be from Quahog again. But, I hate to find out who it is that filthy, gun-toting animal has got with him, but since they're from Quahog, there's no doubt they're all out for revenge.
Nico: But, we'll be ready for them as well, big guy.
Biowulf: Is Connie one of them?
Eli: Yes she is!
Nico: Thank goodness Quagmire isn't with them because he got the Black Gates.
Me: I was hoping to give him a massive kick in the crotch too. But okay.
Meg: Awesome now I can give Connie what for.
Eli: I'll hit Chris with a bunch of snapping turtles.
Me: Well lets go get them!
We were off to face them and then we saw the high school kids of Quahog!
Chris Griffin: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
But then…
CRUNCH CRUNCH!
Eli had a hockey stick and he had hit a couple of snapping turtles and they bit Chris RIGHT ON THE BALLS! OUCH!
Nico: Take that you testicle chinned fat drip!
Blackfire: Yeah what a fat tub of lard!
Me: Now we're going to kill all of you fucked up kids!
Kid 1: I'd like to see you try!
Me: Try this.
I fired a beam of energy and blasted his entire head off!
Mewtwo used his psychic powers and lifted many kids into the air and he force fed them chili peppers and hot sauce and they screamed in pain and farted fire and fire exploded from their mouths.
Mewtwo: Now that was spicy and bitter fun defeat.
Connie: This is the last time you losers make a fool out of me!
Larry Koopa: We were only defending Meg. You did the fool thing all by yourself!
Wake up!
Stella: I know that Wake Up anywhere!
Out came the Kiva Kamen Riders!
Me: Wataru, Guys, awesome to see you all.
Wataru: Same here J.D.
Stella: Let me help you guys!
Grodd: Good luck, Stella! And make sure to use your Kamen Rider form!
Stella: Oh you can count on that. HENSHIN!
Stella turned into her Kamen Rider LIGHT ANGEL FORM!
Nico: Nice!
We went after Johnny.
Ratso: (smirks) Hey, guys! Guess what time it is!
Finn: IT'S ENTRANCE TIME!
We went at Johnny!
Johnny (Home Alone): Hope those fools die.
But then the spirits of the Supernoobs, Life & Games, Kings of The Jungle and Titans appeared and they swirled around Johnny and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of fire blasted out and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Hello Johnny you fucking filthy animal!
Nico: Nice seeing you hear you fucking asswipe!
Johnny: Am I really looking at a motherfucking elephant?
Trumbipulor: Hey! I'm THE motherfucking elephant!
Johnny: Hey J.D. I tell you what I'm gonna give you. (Pulls out Tommy Gun) I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keester off my planet, before I pump your fucking guts full of lead!
Me: I'd like to see you try fuckwipe!
Johnny Valentine: 1..2..10!
He fired at me and my aura was protecting me and all the bullets were falling down as he was laughing maniacally. But he ran out of ammo.
Me: Keep the change you fucking filthy animal. No good motherfucking asshole!
Then Angel, Red X, Magma, Oculous, Mirror Master, Absorbing Man, The Springfield Bullies, Koragg, Mr. Mittens, Killer Croc and Black Manta appeared.
Nico: Angel, Red X, Magma, Oculous, Mirror Master, Absorbing Man, The Springfield Bullies, Koragg, Mr. Mittens, Killer Croc and Black Manta.
Angel: This sure is a spicy planet, huh?
Maria: It sure is.
Jimbo Jones: I think I'll try some peppers after this is done.
Red X: That's a good idea.
Me: Go for it.
Oculous: (to Nico) We heard you dealt with Potter again.
Nico: We sure did.
Mirror Master: What did you do with him this time?
Nico: J.D. did all the work. He beat him up as rough as Buttercup would do and threw him into the slammer hard.
Me: Yep.
Mirror Master: That is awesome and funny.
Magma: Boy it sure is. Awesome.
?: Wow! That was cool.
Then a figure came out and it was MICROTSUYOINDAVER from episode 31 of Kyurangers!
After Balance figured out that the people under Akyanba's control had microscopic-sized Indavers living within their minds, he modified the Genbikyo Kyutama such that it would shrink whoever used it. Using the modified Kyutama, he came up with a plan for him and Lucky to enter the brainwashed Naga Ray's mind while making it seem like the two were apparently defeated.
Once in Naga's mind, Lucky and Balance encountered Microtsuyoindaver, who summoned an iteration of evil Naga to battle Balance while Lucky dealt with the Microtsuyoindaver. Evil Naga would attempt to destroy Naga's true self, but the attack was blocked by Balance as Naga's true self began to reawaken.
Microtsuyoindaver was eventually destroyed by Lucky as Naga's evil self was finally purged, reverting Naga back to normal. The Enlarge Inro later caused Microtsuyoinvader to grow to normal size, this time out of Naga's mind, though he would be defeated again by a twin All Star Crash attack from the BN Team.
Upon Microtsuyoindaver's defeat, the remnants of Naga's dark side within the Daikaan would be channeled to form a gigantic puppet of Hebitsukai Metal, which was promptly defeated by Kyutamajin's Meteor Booster attack.
Lucky: Microtsuyoindaver!
Microtsuyoindaver: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You are the one responsible for brainwashing Naga Ray! And turning him to the dark side!
Microtsuyoindaver: That's right J.D. Good memory.
Me: And you almost got him executed by his own people! They believe that emotions are sinful!
Shanan: Yeah we should just destroy you right now and forget about the battle here!
Nico: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Calm down. But that was terrible.
May: I wish all monsters could turn tiny like you can.
Microtsuyoindaver: Well, it's a unique ability for me.
Nico: That is cool.
We got the usual battles underway.
Angel, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Luminous and Nightshade VS Angel - My Dream Rescue and getting Princess Luna's powers
Angel was first.
Angel: (to Skyla) J.D. had an awesome dream rescue. And he even got Princess Luna's powers!
Skyla: He sure did and now he has the power to help people out in the Dream World! That is so cool!
Rainbow Dash: That is really awesome! And like Natilee he now has the power to make dreams a reality. How awesome is that.
Scootaloo: That is really cool!
Whirlwind: Boy it sure is awesome.
Luminous: He really will make peoples dreams Light up.
They laughed.
Angel: That was a good one Luminous.
Nightshade: It was indeed my good woman.
Angel: It sure was. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed her down.
Hunter, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Princess Rose and Nuova Shenron - Nico's Rescue
Red X was next.
Red X: (to Hunter) So, Nico's rescue was in a dairy factory, huh? Was there lots of cheese?
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja ja. Und lots of milk, dairy, and more.
Sunset Shimmer: It was tons of milk and we got lots of cheese and more.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was really cool!
Sunburn: That was a really awesome rescue too. J.D. punched him into a machine that poured nacho cheese sauce on Potter and boy did it hurt bad.
Nuova Shenron: It was funny.
Red X: Boy that must've hurt too. Nothing hurts worse than being burned by Scalding hot Nacho Cheese sauce. Lets do it!
Hunter: ZENKAI CHANGE!
He turned into his Turboranger Zenkaiger form! It was an orange ranger form!
Hunter: TURBO POWER! ZENKAI SPEED! ゼンカイスピード
Red X: WOW! Hunter you look awesome as a Zenkaiger!
Hunter: WUNDERBAR! This is really amazing!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Tommy, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous - Lincoln's Rescue
Oculous was next.
Oculous: (to Tommy) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on a planet of red licorice. How was it?
Tommy: It was so amazing! Seeing a planet made entirely out of red licorice was absolutely amazing!
Rarity: Oh it was so incredible there darlings. It was so amazing seeing it.
Sweetie Belle: Yes it sure was and Catherine Iroh said she wanted to see a planet like that. That was so awesome.
Oculous: (LAUGHS) Looks like she got her wish to see it.
Gill Grunt: She sure did! It was so cool!
RD Girl Jordan: I agree there too!
Oculous: That is really cool that you guys got to see that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.
Koji, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma - Meeting an Arcana Force XV - The Fiend Gene-Slammer
Magma was next.
Magma: I heard you guys met an Arcana Force XV - The Fiend Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Koji: Her name is Sophia Starron and she is Sylvia's twin sister and she is a goth girl.
Princess Celestia: She sure is and she has a really amazing psychic power like her sister does. She also has darkness powers.
Amber Morning: We also found out that she stopped a massive bombing plot made by Scoots.
FLASHBACK
Sophia Starron: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is.
Lincoln: And it's so good to see you again, Mr. and Mrs. Timaeus.
Helen Timaeus: You too, Lincoln.
Johnathan Timaeus: It sure has been a long time, you've grown a lot from the little 11-year-old kid into this strong and powerful 17-year-old man, and I'm glad that my daughter's gotten together with you, we always knew she had feelings for you, and we're so glad you're still together with her, even after what happened to her.
Lincoln: That's right, Mr. Timaeus, and Lisa's been rid of her dark side since last year.
Nico: That's right. So, Sophia, how did you save Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney from a bomb that was thrown at them by Scoots?
Sophia Starron: You're going to love hearing about this. One day, I was walking home with Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney after a day at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, I had a vision and I saw who it was that's in the vision: it was that crazy, scooter-driving, troublemaking, heckling old bat, Scoots, and she had a bomb that she was going to throw at Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney and kill them. But, I wasn't going to let that old bat do that, so I unholstered my scythe from my back, and as soon as I saw the bomb heading for Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, and Laney, I cut open a portal with my scythe, and once the bomb fell into it, I opened up another portal, and the bomb landed on Scoots' scooter, and as soon as it exploded, it sent Scoots flying right back to Sunset Canyon, and Varie put her back into a straitjacket and threw Scoots back in the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum, this time, she was put into a padded cell, where she'd never escape.
We all cheered wildly for what Sophia Starron did in saving Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, and Lana from Scoots. But, we were really mad that Scoots tried to kill Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, and Lana with bombs.
Nico: That stupid, pinheaded, scooter-driving, troublemaking, crazy old shrew! Now, she's gone too far.
Lincoln: In fact, I've got just the thing to punish her.
Lincoln put the heavy barbell on the rack, and he aimed his left hand and sensed for Scoots.
Lincoln: This is for trying to kill me, Laney, Lucy, and Lana with that bomb, Scoots. CHILI PEPPER BARRAGE!
Lincoln fired a barrage of chili peppers from his large left hand, and they were sent flying right at Scoots, and as soon as they stuffed Scoots' mouth, she was screaming in pain as she belched and farted out fire like crazy.
Nico: Hey, that's the move I used on the Griffins when I first moved here, and when I first met May. Awesome job, big guy.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Me: (Laughs) That'll serve her right.
Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Magma: WHOA! Scoots really sunk low this time! But that was so funny how Lincoln punished her. Ironically with chili peppers because we're on a chili pepper planet.
Spotlight: Yeah that is really awesome and cool.
Koji: It sure is.
Magma: Yeah it is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Zoe Orimoto, D'Arcmon & Kazemon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master - Hailey Timaeus Dark Secret
Mirror Master was next.
Mirror Master: (to Zoe) I didn't expect Hailey Timaeus' Dark Secret to be after Sophia's revelation. But man, it was dark!
Zoe Orimoto: It sure was! We found out that her older brothers were total jerks to her and hated her from day one.
D'Arcmon: Yeah it was a big one.
Kazemon: It sure was. It was huge.
FLASHBACK
Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.
Lincoln: Now, there's a reason why Mr. and Mrs. Timaeus have come here to the World Tree Estate, you see, Hailey has a really dark secret that only she and her parents have known throughout their lives, and me, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lily, and Mom and Dad know about it from them, except for Lisa, thanks to the eye incident.
Hailey Timaeus: Lincoln's right, you see, I've loved my family with all my heart and they also loved me with all their hearts as well, except for three people in my family.
Hailey Timaeus took out three prison mugshots of three tall and muscular boys with the same color hair as their dad, but they have mean scowls on their faces.
Nico: Whoa, who the heck are these guys?
Hailey Timaeus: These are my ex-older brothers, Nico. The first older brother is Joshua Timaeus, he's the leader of the group, the second older brother is Drake Timaeus, and the third older brother is Noah Timaeus, they're known as The Timaeus Boys, or as I like to call them muttonheaded morons and sister haters. Growing up, those three have done all they can to try and make my life miserable, but as I started getting praise for what I did in saving Lincoln from Lisa's wrath, and losing my eye in the process, they went from trying to make my life miserable to trying to kill me.
Every time, they've tried to kill me with either trying to beat me and they thought they were bigger and stronger thanks to going to the gym all the time they had one over me, but I was skilled with strategy and smarts and I outthought those morons, since they used brawn instead of brains. Then, when their biggest attempt to kill me in school resulted in them getting exposed to the entire school district, they were eventually expelled by Principal Rivers. But, they were unaware that I recorded all of their constant attempts to try and kill me, and when I showed it to my parents, they were furious at them. Dad dragged all three of them into the room since he was bigger and stronger than them, and he and Mom called the cops, and the morons were sent to prison. I since cut my ties with them for all their attempts to try and humiliate or kill me, and I'm proud to say I haven't forgiven them ever since.
Me: Jeez.
Nico: I'm sorry to say this, but those three older brothers of yours are real jerks, Hailey.
Lincoln: They think that just because they're bigger and stronger they can bully others for their own amusement, they're wrong. Look at what happened to Pablo, Anderson, and any bully we've met in the past.
Me: Yep, they wound up becoming jailbirds. But, there could be a chance they could break out, and get revenge on Hailey.
Lincoln: That's not going to happen, J.D. If they hurt one hair on Hailey's head, I'm going to flatten those muscle-headed morons and smash them into the ground.
Johnathan Timaeus: (Laughs) And wait until they see you again, Lincoln, they're bound to get quite the shock of their lives.
Nico: Big time, and we'll film the whole thing for you and Mrs. Timaeus to see it, Mr. Timaeus, that is if you still...
Helen Timaeus: No, Nico, like Hailey, we've cut our ties with those three long ago after we had them sent to prison.
Me: That's good, what they tried to do in trying to torment or kill Hailey has proved that they've gone too far.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Mirror Master: OH MY GOD! Man I've heard about the Timaeus Brothers and they are bad news!
Zoe Orimoto: You've heard about them?
Mirror Master: I sure have. Joshua, Drake and Noah, are the worst trio ever to terrorize all of Michigan. They had a very terrible reputation and they have practically done every kind of crime there is and it was horrible! But after they were disowned by Hailey's mom and dad and sent to prison, they were the states problem now. They have gotten in trouble more times than anyone else can even count.
Fluttershy: Goodness. I didn't know they were that dangerous.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding. Those monsters need to be taught a huge lesson.
Stealth Elf: That's right and they will be brought down.
Mirror Master: I agree there. And they have terrorized Michigan for far too long. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Sam Sharp Loud, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Mewtwo and Blackfire VS Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney the Springfield Bullies - Bender kicking me in the crotch
The Springfield Bullies were next.
Dolph: (to Sam) It must've been painful for Bender to kick J.D. in the crotch.
Kearney: (confused) I thought J.D. was unable to feel pain.
Sam Sharp: He may be all powerful and a god to many but he is still human like the rest of us. But it was funny.
Trixie Lulamoon: Yes that was crazy seeing that.
Triple Berry: It sure was. But the craziest part was that Johnny Valentine had the kids of Quahog come back too.
Mewtwo: That is crazy.
Jimbo: Boy it sure was crazy! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed them down.
Marinette, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man - Lillian Hale's second ambassador Mission and the World Leaders tearing Yggdrasill apart
Absorbing man was next.
Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) After, Lillian second ambassador Mission, I wouldn't be surprised about the World Leaders tearing Yggdrasill apart right now. And what can I absorb around here?
Marinette: Here.
She pulled out a metal pole and gave it to him.
Absorbing Man: Oh thanks.
Marinette: Not much to absorb here since this entire planet is made of peppers and hot sauce. Also the World Leaders have already tore Yggdrasill apart for everything they did. They already cut their funding and ordered for them do be disbanded. But knowing Yggdrasill they are not gonna go down without a fight and the World Leaders are gonna have us take them down by force.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah I agree there too. They deserve it for what they did.
Cozy Glow: I agree. But you got to admit though. Yggdrasill did give us a great tool. We can now turn into Gaim Kamen Riders now. This is really awesome.
Hex: It's really cool too.
Absorbing Man: It sure is awesome. And I heard that Lillian and Megan are both Gaim Kamen Riders. That is really awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, stars, magic, lightning and bones and smashed him down.
Sarah Gunnerson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Impact Man and Concrete Man VS Koragg - A spicy planet is amazing
Koragg was next.
Koragg: (to Sarah) A spicy planet is amazing. And it was helpful in giving you guys power boosts.
Sarah Gunnerson: Boy it sure is. TTG Robin would not like this planet one bit. He hates Spicy food. It's like his Kryptonite.
Applejack: That is true. It's really amazing.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it is! It's so awesome.
Flashwing: Yeah it is awesome too.
Koragg: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
CatDog, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Secret's out about Zi-O
Mr. Mittens was next.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Looks like secret's out about Zi-O. And Clyde and Syd's secret mission with it.
Cat: It was only a matter of time before everyone discovered the truth. But man everyone catches on really fast.
Dog: Boy they sure do Cat.
Pinkie Pie: They sure do. But that is amazing that Clyde and Syd have their own secret mission.
Mr. Mittens: I agree there and it's a really clever strategy to keep the Time Jackers at bay long enough till the Big Day. That is awesome.
Sprocket: It sure is amazing.
Mr. Mittens: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and steaks, sushi and bones annd smashed him down.
Keiko Yukimura, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc - Ocious P. Potter getting brutally mangled up by me
Killer Croc was next.
Killer Croc: (to Keiko) Ocious P. Potter really got brutally mangled up by J.D. He even got molten cheese on his face!
They laughed at that.
Keiko Yukimura: That was really cool! But J.D. said that he did the same thing like he did to Potter to three bank robbers on the day Nico moved in. The beating was similar to how Buttercup beat some robbers up.
Killer Croc: Wow! Very coincidental! That was awesome.
Princess Luna: It sure was.
Moondust: Yeah it was cool.
Snowdrop: Yeah that was so funny. Potter was thrown into a cell and he was crying like a baby.
Gari: So funny.
Blackout: That was hilarious!
Killer Croc: Yeah it sure was funny. Lets do it!
They fired waves of flowers and darkness and smashed him down.
Yusuke Urameshi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - Nico drinking hot sauce
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) I can't believe Nico actually drank hot sauce. It's a miracle he didn't kill himself!
Yusuke: Nico is far too tough to be destroyed by hot sauce like that. It was really cool though.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure is tough and strong like that.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there too. But it was awesome seeing him do that.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah it was really cool though.
Spyro: Nico can handle the heat really well.
Black Manta: It sure was cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Microtsuyoindaver
Microtsuyoindaver was next.
Nico: Lets see what's in your safe.
Nico teleported and in it was a bunch of shields this time called The Shields of Eternal Friendship, they're large circular gold shields with the Elements of Harmony on it arranged in a circle, and these shields are really powerful. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Whoa shields this time.
Microtsuyoindaver: Yeah better than swords huh?
Nico: Nice.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lucky: LUCKY! Those are awesome shields.
Nico: Boy they sure are.
Lucky: Time for action!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGER!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE FORCE NINE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kyurangers too!
Lucky: Time to test your luck!
Nico: It's buttkicking time!
GALAXY!
Rangers: STAR SIGN BURST!
They fired blasts shaped like the constellations and everyone fired waves of elements and the blasts all hit him and he fell to the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Microtsuyoindaver, you have failed this universe!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
It was an epic bloodbath as pieces of dismembered kids were flying all over the place. They were being slaughtered left and right.
Stella: (SLASHES A KIDS THROAT) Normally it's against our code to kill kids. But these kids are monsters from the worst town ever!
They slashed and dismembered the kids all over and Stella was incinerating them.
Stella punched Connie!
Connie: Why are you even defending Meg? No one cares about her!
Wataru: We do! And I know what it's like to be lonely!
Stella: And she is a much better person than anything you ever will be bitch!
KROW!
She kicked her in the face and knocked out some teeth.
Keisuke then ripped Chris's testicle chin off his face! Then they tied up Connie and Chris.
Keisuke: Chris and Connie are among the ones left. What should we do with them?
Stella: Let them rot in jail. We'll put them in the Neptune Prison with one of the prisoners we know there and let them kill them.
Connie: FUCK YOU BITCH!
POW!
She knocked Connie out.
Stella: You first! Lets go help the rest of the team.
They regrouped with us.
Gia: You can keep THIS change, you filthy animal!
Johnny Valentine: Try this one!
He tried to fire his gun but I used my laser vision and melted the gun into nothing.
Johnny Valentine: I will kill every last one of you all!
Me: Bite my shiny fucking metal ass!
Nico: Yeah!
Hailey Timaeus: Now to show you how dangerous we can be. I summon my Dragon Self and merge him with Maiden of The Moonlight!
She summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Maiden of the Moonlight and Timaeus turned black and had stars in them as well as the moon. Maiden of the Moonlight was on Timaeus's back and she had awesome armor on and the armor had the phases of the moon on it. It was a new monster called MOONLIGHT MAIDEN THE NIGHT SKY DRAGON KNIGHT!
Hailey Timaeus: Meet Moonlight Maiden the Night Sky Dragon Knight!
Joan Critias: Now for this one. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Chaos Infinity!
Joan Critias summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with the Chaos Infinity Trap Card and it formed into a new dragon. It was a blue fire energy dragon and it had the ∞ Symbol for a face mask and fire for eyes. It was called INFINITY CHAOS FLAME DRAGON!
Joan Critias: Meet Infinity Chaos Flame Dragon!
Gina Hermos: How about this you fucking filthy animal!? I summon my dragon self and merge him with Wings of Wicked Flame!
Gina Hermos summoned The Claw of Hermos and then merged him with Wings of Wicked Flame and they formed into a ball of energy and they formed on Ariana Montenegro's back and it was a wicked set of wings made of pure red fire! They were called CRIMSON FIRESTORM WINGS OF MARS!
Ariana Montenegro: Wha!? Wow! Look at these wings!
Gina Hermos: Those are called the Crimson Firestorm Wings of Mars.
Nico: Those are awesome!
Me: Yeah they are.
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
Me, Nico, Eli, Zarya and Jared: (Turns Dials) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!
We summoned the Turboranger, Carranger, Boukenger, Go-Onger and Kiramagers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
We went at him and punched and pulverized and smashed him all over the place.
Staluk, Clodor, and Kelvedran blasted and pulverized Johnny all over the place with incredible power.
Ashi, Crankcase, Marinette and Hoist used the Autobot and Earth Cyber Planet Keys And they enhanced Crankcase's speed, Hoist's strength and Ashi and Marinette's powers 100-fold.
Ashi and Crankcase: SLASHING SPEED STRIKE!
Marinette and Armada Hoist: SMASHING LADYBUG BLAST!
Plastique and Three Stooges: EXPLOSIVE GRENADE BARRAGE!
Touch and Go and Goofy Movie: CYBORG GOOFY BLAST!
Girder and Teen Titans: HEROES OF STEEL AND METAL BLAST!
Biowulf and American Dragon Jake Long: DRAGON WOLF BLAST!
Vulkanus aand Duel Academy Beauties: STELLAR BEAUTY BLAST!
Control Freak and MHA Girls: HEROES OF JUSTICE MEGABLAST!
Grodd and DK Crew: FRUITS OF THE GORILLA BLAST!
Trumbipular and Wonderbolts: THUNDERSTRIKE OF WONDER!
Lythos and Duel Masters: EARTH DRAGON MEGA BARRAGE!
Stratos and Female Duelists: WIND OF THE FEMALE DUEL!
Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Chef Pepperjack and me: FIRESTORM MEGABLAST OF SPICE!
We fired waves of elements and energy.
Ariana Montenegro, Qin, Mike Chilton, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Nico and Me: SPICY FIRESTORM FURY BLAST!
We fired massive waves of fire.
Lincoln: Feel the wrath of peppers. PEPPER ELEMENT STYLE: DRAGON'S BREATH!
Mai Shiranui: PEPPER FIRE STYLE: WHITE HABANERO!
Jessica Shannon: PEPPER FIRE STYLE: FATALII!
Yuna Kamihara: PEPPER WATER STYLE: DEVIL'S TONGUE!
Nanami: PEPPER WATER STYLE: TIGERPAW!
Toph: PEPPER EARTH STYLE: CHOCOLATE HABANERO!
Julie Makimoto: PEPPER EARTH STYLE: CARIBBEAN RED HABANERO!
Tatsumaki: PEPPER WIND STYLE: RED SAVINA!
Solange Blanchefleur de Lux: PEPPER WIND STYLE: NAGA MORICH!
Sari Sumdac: PEPPER LIGHTNING STYLE: TRINIDAD SCORPION CARDI!
Shizuka Marikawa: PEPPER LIGHTNING STYLE: CHOCOLATE GHOST PEPPER!
R. Mika: PEPPER LIGHT STYLE: TRADITIONAL GHOST PEPPER!
Colette Brunel: PEPPER LIGHT STYLE: 7 POT CHILI!
Juri Han: PEPPER DARK STYLE: GIBRALTAR NAGA!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): PEPPER DARK STYLE: INFINITY CHILI!
Menat: PEPPER STAR STYLE: NAGA VIPER!
Akko: PEPPER STAR STYLE: CHOCOLATE 7 POT!
Shantae: PEPPER MAGIC STYLE: TRINIDAD SCORPION BUTCH T!
Twilight Sparkle: PEPPER MAGIC STYLE: MORUGA SCORPION!
Peni Parker: PEPPER WEB STYLE: CAROLINA REAPER!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said peppers!
Lincoln and his harem: PEPPER FINAL SMASH: PEPPER EXPLOSIVE HADOUKEN!
They fired a massive Hadouken powered by the hottest peppers at Johnny Valentine the gangster which explode on contact!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
He was incinerated in a massively powerful explosion of fire and obliterated in an instant!
Me: Merry Christmas you Fucking Filthy Animal. And a Happy Fucking New Year!
We laughed.
Absorbing Man: That's it for Johnny.
Sunset Shimmer: You said it.
Nico: He had it coming for abusing his power. What a monster.
Koragg: (to the Kiva team) You guys helped too.
Wataru: We sure did.
Me: We owe you guys big time for helping us out.
Wataru: Think nothing of it.
Mr. Mittens: We'll see you guys in July.
Me: Yep.
They teleported back to Japan.
Black Manta: Now, what do you guys say we eat some more peppers?
Killer Croc: That's fine. I'm getting hungry anyway.
Me: Yep.
?: This planet will soon be your final resting place, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Alexstrasza: That voice, I knew there's no mistaking it from anywhere, you can come out now, Garrosh Hellscream.
A massive, red-skinned orc came out, and it was none other than Garrosh Hellscream, the dangerous and barbaric orc warlord from the world of Warcraft.
Lola: Garrosh Hellscream, I knew you'd show up here.
Alexstrasza: The blood of so many innocent people have been spilled by your hands, Garrosh, and you realize there's a price to be paid for your selfish warmongering.
Mira the Space Faerie: And that price is your life.
Suddenly, Mira the Space Faerie's red eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with stars, nebulae, and faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Garrosh Hellscream, she left dark blue energy, stars, nebulae, and faeries with every step.
Mira the Space Faerie: Garrosh Hellscream, the crimes you've committed throughout all of Azeroth can never be forgiven, and because of you, so much innocent blood was spilled by your hands, that is truly unforgivable, and I will see to it that you pay the ultimate price for your crimes, and that is with your life.
Suddenly, Mira the Space Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with many gleaming stars and nebulae surrounding the vortex, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Mira the Space Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLACE AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Mira the Space Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has red highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length neon blue hair, she has neon red eyes and a dark blue energy aura with stars, nebulae, and fairies surrounding her, she has a faerie with the Space Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Space Kanji in its hands, she also has a faerie with red gems for the eyes and the Space Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Mira the Space Faerie has on a long long-sleeved red and blue science-fiction themed dress with red phoenix on it, leggings that resemble the cosmos, blue knee-high boots, and a long coat resembling the cosmos with stars and faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a faerie with the planets of the solar system surrounding her. Mira the Space Faerie's blue fairy wings grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Mira the Space Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Mira the Space Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with neon blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with neon blue gems for eyes and a large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large neon blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large neon blue Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the faerie that said, "Mira the Space Faerie, Guardian Hero and Protector of Neopians from Space, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Space, Magic, and Space Faeries."
ミラ・ザ・スペース・フェアリー、ガーディアン・ヒーロー、宇宙からのネオピアンの守護者、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くのヒーローの親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべきそして驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、そして宇宙、魔法、そして宇宙の妖精のマスター
Mira the Space Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE STELLAR SPACE ANGEL OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Mira the Space Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Garrosh Hellscream saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Mira the Space Faerie fired a neon blue energy blast with stars, nebulae, magic, and faeries at him, and it hit the massive orc, and he crashed into a wall of peppers.
Me: Whoa, Mira the Space Faerie's transformed.
Nico: She now looks like a true angel from outer space, that's so incredible.
Lincoln: Wow, Mira, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Mira the Space Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Stellar Space Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deal with Garrosh Hellscream once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Mira.
Lola: You guys show that monster no mercy.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Mira the Space Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of warmongering and bloodshed are over, Garrosh Hellscream, and now, it's time for you to die.
Lincoln and Mira the Space Faerie went after Garrosh Hellscream, who tried to cut them down with his axe, but they dodged the axe, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Faeries at Garrosh Hellscream, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln attacked Garrosh Hellscream with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on him, and Mira the Space Faerie fired powerful neon blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Garrosh Hellscream by the neck, and he choke-slammed the tyrannical orc down onto the floor, and Lincoln punched, kicked, and smashed Garrosh Hellscream all over the place with his immense and brute superhuman strength. Then, Lincoln tossed Garrosh Hellscream into the air with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and he and Mira the Space Faerie fire powerful beams of energy, and as they hit Garrosh Hellscream, the two energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing him for good and he was erased from existence as he was condemned to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Mira the Space Faerie and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and power down, and Mira the Space Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Mira the Space Faerie: That's it for that tyrannical orc, and thank you for helping me with taking care of Garrosh Hellscream, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Mira.
Suddenly, Mira the Space Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Mira the Space Faerie's face, they kiss passionately as Mira the Space Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with stars gleaming in the skies behind them and we all cheered for them.
Lola: Alright, they did it.
Nico: And that's another Warcraft villain put down for good, but it's been a long time since we've faced off a villain from Warcraft.
Me: I know, we've dealt with Arthas Menethil The Lich King once years ago, then Dreadwing, and then, during Lincoln's rescue last year, Arthas Menethil had the nerve to come back from the dead once again. But, we've put an end to those two and they're never ever coming back.
Lincoln: That's right, J.D.
Ariana Montenegro: (To the viewers) This was a really spicy adventure! It was amazing that we found a planet of peppers.
Nico: It sure is and we love hot food. Also great job today everyone. This was one amazingly awesome adventure.
Me: It sure was Nico. We had a lot of fun in this one.
Nico: Boy did we ever. You rescued 2 people in an awesome dream, we had 2 awesome rescues and an awesome Ambassador Mission and now we had an awesome spicy adventure on a really awesome and spicy food planet. We had a very busy day today.
Laney: It sure was a busy one.
Nico: Yep. After we have more peppers lets head home after we gather many peppers to make hot sauces.
We went and gathered tons of peppers and then we went home. Connie and Chris were sent to the Neptune Prison forever. They will never be welcome on Earth Again.
We later went to sleep and it was gonna be another awesome adventure tomorrow.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction complete.
This was a really awesome and fun adventure and it was a really spicy world that we went to. We had a lot of fun with this one as well as all the food planets we went to this week for the fun adventures we had with them. The Burgers and the Peppers Planets were awesome. And I really love Nuclear Hot Spicy Food. Also I'm going to start doing dream rescues now while we sleep. These are gonna be really awesome. This chapter was made in honor of the late Ralph Moody who played as Johnny Valentine from the Home Alone movies Angels with Filthy Souls and those movies were both fun and awesome.
R.I.P. - Ralph Foody - November 13th, 1928 - November 21st, 1999. He was 71 years old.
The first rescue for my dream was for the PS4 game called End of Eternity. Never played that one before but it was a cool one from the way it looked. The second part for the rescue with Nico was for the 1997 movie The Borrowers and that was a great movie! I loved that movie from my youth and it was so awesome. John Goodman did a great job as the bad guy in that movie and it was cool! Part 3 of the chapter was for a planet made of Red Licorice and it was awesome and great. Red Licorice is my favorite but I ABSOLUTELY HATE BLACK LICORICE! YUCK! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next dream rescue for me is gonna be a really awesome one as me and Natilee go into my dream and we're going to meet a Siren Mermaid and she is not like all of the other mermaids from the Dark Side of the Legend. Her name gonna be Elonna and she also has amazing water powers. We're also going to face an evil Sasuke in that dream. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Sage, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily head to the city and we're going to follow the Arkham Knight scenario where we went after Lazlo Valentin A.K.A. Professor Pyg and we're going to make that ugly pigfaced monster serial killer into porkchops! We're also going to meet a Vicetopus Gene-Slammer named Erin Utakara. Nico's partner from Science Class, she is now a Vicetopus Gene-Slammer. But she now has a scar over her eye. The reason is that during a science experiment she did at school the beaker of chemicals she had exploded and a shard of glass slashed her eye and damaged it to the point where it had to be removed. She now has a scar on her eye. The next rescue is gonna be in the world of the movie Piranhaconda and we're going to turn that ugly snake fish freak into leather luggage. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Arcana Force XIV - Temperance named Sonya Rexxington and she like the previous gene-slammers for the Arcana Force Gene-slammers is a powerful psychic, clairvoyant and master of seeing into the future. And she has awesome Water powers. She also stopped Flip from killing Lincoln and Lana with poison gas and got him up to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted List and sent him on the run. The next chapter is gonna be for the awesome SpongeBob episode Nature Pants and that is gonna be a really crazy one. We're going to try and convince SpongeBob to come home after he goes to live in Jellyfish Fields with the Jellyfish and we're going to stop Patrick from getting him as a trophy. It's a non-combat Calm Before The Storm Chapter as I call it before we go meet Tyson and the Beybladers on the 14th.
See you all tomorrow
