This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob episode Nature Pants.
In the Early Morning Hours at 1:21 AM, I was fast asleep with Varie and my harem and I was having a really awesome dream. I was on an island that was out in the middle of the ocean and it was in the middle of the eye of a hurricane. It was really scary being in the middle of a storm.
Me: Wow! What a hurricane. It's like being in the middle of a massive swirling wall of thunderstorms.
I looked at my surroundings and I saw that I was on an island.
Me: Wow. This island is amazing.
Natilee then appeared.
Natilee: This island is amazing dad.
Me: No kidding Natilee. This is awesome.
Natilee: It sure is.
Then we heard divine singing.
Me: I know that singing anywhere.
Natilee: The sound of the legendary mermaid.
Me: Lets go see who is doing it.
We went onto the water and traced it and as it was getting louder that meant we were getting closer.
Natilee: It's getting louder.
Me: That means we're close.
We then saw the mermaid and she was a beautiful black hair mermaid and she had blue eyes and she had a black mermaid tail.
Me: Wow. You are beautiful.
Mermaid: Come here.
I went over.
Me: My name is J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Mermaid: It's a pleasure. My name is Elonna. But you have to help me.
Me: What's wrong?
Elonna: I can't control myself. Something is wrong with me. Every time I sing I always kill. (Crying) And I don't want to kill anymore!
I went over and hugged her.
Me: Oh man. I can feel an evil force in you. You are possessed by a demon.
Elonna: You have to help me.
Me: I will.
I put my hand on her back and chanted an exorcism incantation and then a pitch black cloud appeared out of her and faded and went back to hell.
Natilee: Wow! Princess Luna's powers are really amazing for dad.
Elonna: Thank you J.D.
She hugged me and cried.
Me: You're welcome Elonna.
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: I had a feeling you would come here Evil Sasuke!
I then transformed into my Super Angel Xelnaga Infinity Harmony Form.
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING COSMIC ELEMENTAL VOICE) Nice to see you Evil Sasuke.
Evil Sasuke then had his eyes glow red with incredible rage!
Evil Sasuke: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR! WE ARE THE UCHIHA AND WE ARE THE STRONGEST AND THE ELITE!
Me: (To Evil Sasuke) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Natilee: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!
Elonna: J.D.'s power is amazing!
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!
Me: You will never have my power.
Evil Sasuke then raised his right arm up and then I threw an energy disk and it slashed his right arm clean off! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MONSTER!
Me: I've been called worse.
Elonna: Geez this Evil Sasuke is full of himself isn't he?
Natilee: You have no idea.
Me: You don't know how to love anyone Sasuke. All you care about is nothing but yourself.
I then teleported and stabbed Evil Sasuke all the way through his black heart!
Me: This is for everything you have done! Go to hell and stay there you motherfucking son of a fucking bitch!
I then slashed him all the way in half and sliced and diced him into a thousand pieces and then I fired a pitch black energy blast of the Black Gates and he was banished to oblivion forever!
Evil Sasuke was obliterated forever.
Natilee: Take that!
Elonna: WOW! That was amazing!
Natilee: It sure was!
I powered down.
Elonna hugged me and then she kissed me.
Elonna: You are so awesome J.D.
Me: Thanks Elonna. It was awesome facing an evil Sasuke again. You are more than welcome to live with us.
Elonna: I would be honored J.D.
I later woke up at 8:10 AM
Me: WHOA! That was so awesome.
I went and got breakfast and in a ball of water at the table was Elonna.
Varie: Wow you had an other awesome Dream Rescue.
Me: I sure did.
I told everyone all about it and it was amazing.
Nico: That is awesome.
Eli: Way to go bro.
After breakfast it was time for another awesome rescue with Nico. This was going to be a good one though. In the simulator, Nico, Sage, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Were in the middle of the city at night. And something was telling us that it was gonna be gruesome.
Batman then called us.
Nico: Oh hello Bruce. How's it going?
Batman: Not good. I need your help with something. I found a murder victim on the Merchant Bridge. He was killed and posed and chained on the Merchant Bridge.
Nico: Whoa! We better get over there and check it out. Someone killed, mutilated, and posed a body on Merchant Bridge. If we're going to stop them, then we need to investigate the crime scene for clues.
Maria: This is their day off. Best not to disturb them.
Nico: You're right.
Fu: Who could've done this?
Nico: We better get over there and find out. J.D. put me in charge of this mission on his day off.
Batman: I see. Lets get over there.
Abis Mal, The Vreedles, Touch & Go, Electrocutioner, Onyx and Deker then came.
Abis Mal: Can me, Touch & Go, the Vreedles, Electrocutioner, Onyx, and Deker help you guys out with this?
Nico: Yes you guys can.
Abis Mal: Thanks guys.
Nico: And Lester since you know Gotham like the back of your hand yourself you are perfect for this mission too.
Electrocutioner: Thanks Nico.
We followed Bruce to the Merchant Bridge and there we found a gruesome discovery.
It was a body that was chained, mutilated and posed and he was tied to the Merchant Bridge.
Tsuyu: Whoa! Someone really did a number on this guy.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: Geez! Someone did a really nasty job on this one.
Ochaco: Oh man.
Kaoruko: What have you guys got on the body?
Fu: Let's see. Deformity on the left ear, a wedding ring on the lower intestine, and a hip replacement.
Nico: (uses scanner) According to the scanner, the victim's name is Anthony Lund. Hospital records show he suffered from alcoholism, most probably brought on the by the breakdown of his marriage. The name of the ring is Ophelia, his ex wife. He was last seen in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Batman: He's one of the patients in New Mexico that went missing.
Nico: Weird.
Me: Whoever did this was really maniacal.
Eli: No kidding there.
Later we went to the Gotham Herald Building and found another body.
Mr. Touch: What have you got on this body, Mr. Go?
Mr. Go: Scar tissue on the upper arm, remnanats of a pacemaker fitted through the right ventricle, and clear signs of bone deformation on the victim's knee.
Nico: (uses scanner) This guy's name is Franklin Accardo. He's committed a lot of drug related crimes. He's been in and out of orison at an early age. He was serving a 20 year prison sentence at Blackgate before being released early on grounds of ill health due to a heart condition. He moved to Little Rock, Arkansas, which is where he was reported missing.
Batman: Looks like the work of someone that is very familiar to me.
Sage: And I have a feeling I know who.
They went to Miagani Island next and found another body.
Lincoln: This is the third victim.
Laney: Now, what's on this body?
Mr. Touch: Irregularity on the victim's chest, a bullet lodged in the upper bicep, and the left foot is missing several toes.
Nico: (uses scanner) This is Robert Kincaid, a microbioligist from Stagg Industries. People believed the shooting was connected to Kincaid's knowledge of controversial research. He took a teaching post in Atlanta, which is where he went missing.
Lily: This definitely is the work of someone that is familiar to the former members of the Legion Of Doom.
Lola: Yeah.
Later at the same location on the southwestern side of the Salvation Bridge was a 4th victim: A female.
Sirius: A female victim. This is the 4th body.
Rhomboid: What about this one, Octagon?
Octagon: A bite mark from a shark, an Ocular prosthesis, and signs of trauma to the upper arm.
Nico: (uses scanner) This is Lisa Mendes. She's an orphan from the age of nine. She's been in foster homes and she's had some drug abuse. She also develooed a talent for surfing. She was working for a Christian charity in Tucson, Arizona when she went missing.
Applejack: She and Bridgette had so much in common. They like surfing.
Apple Bloom: Man that's rough.
Nico: No kidding.
Next at Founder's Island they found another body. A 5th Victim, a female.
Camie: Someone sure knows what they are doing though.
Eli: This is the 5th victim.
Laney: What does it say here?
Eli: Let's see. Signs of a removed tattoo, signs of a removed kidney, and and a plate made of tantalum.
Nico: (uses scanner) Ella Montgomery. The kidney was donated to a twin sister who unfortunately died. That was probably the catalyst for her boxing pursuits. She went missing in Huntsville, Arizona.
Batman: Someone really did all this to a lot of people.
Lola: No kidding.
Nico: Whoever did this either has a deranged mind or is out for the thrill.
Lastly we found a 6th victim on the north side of the island.
Onyx: What's on this body?
Lisa Loud: A chemical burn, a voice box, and an extra finger.
Nico: (uses scanner) This body is Alison Wears, an engineer employed at Ace Chemicals. She moved into a retirement home in Bludhaven several years ago.
Fu: This is the 6th body we found
Electrocutioner: Now I remember! This is the handiwork of our old friend Professor Pyg.
Nicole Knudson: I had a very strong feeling this was his dirty work.
Sirius: You guys know him?
Electrocutioner: Yeah we do. He was kicked out of the Legion Of Doom for his questionable methods.
Nico: Lazlo Valentin A.K.A. Professor Pyg. That deranged serial killer.
Professor Pyg (real name: Lazlo Valentin) is a minor antagonist in Batman: Arkham Knight. He appears as the main antagonist of the Most Wanted mission The Perfect Crime.
He is the insane leader of the Circus of Strange and is responsible for several kidnappings in the places where the circus performed. Pyg experimented on his abductees and turned them into mindless puppets known as Dollotrons. However, Pyg only changed those he deemed "perfect"; the others he killed and displayed throughout Gotham City for Batman to find.
He is voiced by Dwight Schultz, who also voiced Aloysius Animo in Ben 10.
Lazlo Valentin was obsessed with making himself and people "perfect" after being berated by his parents that he wasn't "perfect" or "wasn't good enough" to please them. As an adult, he was a gifted scientist, but after suffering a schizophrenic breakdown believed that people must have their uniqueness removed if they are to be perfect the way he envisions it. Taking up the deranged persona of Professor Pyg, he became the ringmaster of the Circus of Strange, where he would tour the country, luring victims of all ages to his show, and surgically turning them into his Dollotrons, "perfecting" them as he sees it. The end results are organic robots with doll masks grafted on their faces, genitals presumably removed and unable to feel or think anything. Those he could not "fix" were simply tossed like trash. Eventually, he conceived a son, Janosz; it's implied that he was born from a rape victim and Pyg had her either killed or turned into a Dollotron when she refused to be with him. At one point, Pyg turned the young son of a rich man named O'Neil into a Dollotron, and when O'Neil brought a suitcase of money to release him, Pyg refused to let the boy go and had his Dollotrons, including O'Neil's son, capture him and prep him for surgery.
Arkham Knight
Batman finds six victims strung up like a dressed deer in various places throughout Gotham with opera music playing on a loop through speakers placed next to the bodies. Because the process of turning them into Dollotrons had corrupted their DNA and destroyed their fingerprints, Batman has to use his Deep Tissue Scanner to look for any distinguishing features to identify them in the Missing Persons Reports.
After investigating the bodies, all the victims had similar traits: they had troubled pasts, had been through surgery prior to being kidnapped, had scars on them from accidents, genetic deformities and they all went missing at fairgrounds and parks around the country; all of which were where the Circus of Strange had stopped on its route. Alfred finds only one associated name involved with the circus: Lazlo Valentin, who leased a beauty salon in Gotham, the Pretty Dolls Parlor, but the lease expired before construction began on Wayne International Plaza. He also tells Batman to proceed with caution with Valentin, because he was mentally unstable, even by Gotham standards.
Pyg is interrupted in one of his experiments by Batman, who demands that he release all of his prisoners from his Monster Machine. Pyg refuses and turns his Dollotrons upon Batman before joining in the fight, throwing knives at Batman while singing crazy song lines as the Opera music plays on. After Batman defeats them he arrests Pyg and takes him to the GCPD Lock-up, all the while Pyg bemoans how his mother will be very disappointed in him.
Killed Victims:
Anthony Lund
Franklin Accardo
Robert Kincaid
Lisa Mendes
Ella Montgomery
Allison Wears
Several unnamed people
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Nico: Agreed. This guy is JUST as dangerous as the Joker but we're not sure he killed as many as he did.
Me: An incredibly nasty fucked up monster and lunatic!
Electrocutioner: The Legion Of Doom had Professor Pyg in their ranks once but he was kicked out for his questionable and gross methods.
Nico: Whoa.
Electrocutioner: Being from Gotham myself, I've seen Pyg in action before. And it usually makes me vomit.
Nico: He is a disgusting monster.
Sage: Boy no kidding.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sage.
Sage: No problem Nico. It'll be awesome to help you out on an amazing Rescue.
Laney: It sure will Sage.
Nico: Sage, I'm sorry that we initially forgot that you and your team helped us in the Friendship War.
Sage: It's all right Nico. That was a great battle back then.
Nico: It sure was a cool one.
Laney: Yeah but you guys really did awesome in that entire battle.
Sirius: That was cool when you hear about it.
Me: And we owe the Ronin Warriors big time for helping us out on April 12th last year.
Sirius: That is so awesome that they helped you all out back then.
Kaina Tsutsumi: It sure is cool.
Nico: Yeah and it was an awesome honor meeting them too.
Eli: That was so awesome.
Nico: But the second time we met you guys, Kairi Yano, Keiichiro, and Right were with us along with their teams.
Me: That was so awesome and epic.
Sage: Boy it sure was. We also had an amazing battle with Emperor Talpa.
Sirius: Who was Emperor Talpa?
Me: He was the leader of the Evil Dynasty and you would not like this guy one bit.
I went over his history and it was horrifying and shocking.
Talpa, also known as Emperor of the Evil Dynasty (also called Youja Teiou Arago; Demon Emperor Arago in YST), is a powerful evil spirit and the main antagonist on the TV series, Ronin Warriors.
He is voiced by Mina E. Mina. (Shigezō Sasaoka in the original Japanese version)
He threatened to conquer the earth-plane a millennium ago. He was defeated by The Ancient One, who was the guardian of the mortal world. Before his defeat, Talpa vowed to exact revenge in a thousand years. While his spirit was sent back to the Nether Realm, his armor remained in the mortal world. Since the armor could not be destroyed, The Ancient cast a powerful spell, and split Talpa's armor into nine separate armors with their own separate powers and Virtues. Talpa eventually re-acquired four of them: Cruelty, Corruption, Illusion, and Venom. He gave them to four humans who became his Dark Warlords.
During the modern era, Talpa follows through with his revenge and takes over the city of Tokyo by capturing its citizens. Talpa would send the Dark Warlords out on missions to destroy the Ronin Warriors who threatened to wreck his plans of world domination. Eventually, the Ronins enter the evil emperor's castle, but Talpa absorbed each of the Ronin Warriors and the Dark Warlords to regain his armor. However, Ryo refused to let down the other Ronin and broke free using the Inferno Armor to defeat Talpa. Talpa was assumed to be dead by the Ronins, but he did survive the battle. In the second TV series, Talpa returns stronger and more determined than ever. He even unleashes a secret weapon against the Ronins that even his own Warlords didn't know about: Lady Kayura, the last of Ancient One's clan, whom he corrupted to serve his own purposes. This time Talpa had his eyes on gaining the Inferno Armor and using its power to destroy the earth. Eventually, he was able to capture three of the Ronin Warriors, but they freed themselves after Anubis sacrificed himself to free Kayura from Talpa's control, and even the Dark Warlords turned on him when they realized that they were only pawns to him, despite their previous seeming fanatical devotion. In the final battle Talpa proved far stronger than before, even overpowering the Inferno armor, but still lost. Ryo managed to possess him, allowing the other Warriors to attack him, leaving him badly injured. Ully's desire to save Ryo causes the Jewel of Life to fire a blast of energy that finishes Talpa and saves Ryo.
Talpa's weapon is six double edged swords formed in a circle on the back of his body. Before re-gaining his armored form, Talpa only appeared as a giant floating helmet.
In episode 2 of Gaiden, Shikaisen's last form against the Ronin Warriors looked eerily like Talpa, but until Message was released a few years after Gaiden, Talpa never made another appearance.
Talpa's origin was told in a book written by a member of the Sunrise staff. It came out around the same time as the novelized versions of the TV series, and a special novel about the Kaos clan.
When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed.
Ochaco: Wow! That is incredible!
Kaoruko: That was so awesome!
Momo: No kidding! That was cool!
Me: And we got to demonstrate all the powers of the armors. And Mia and Ully got to use their own awesome armors that they acquired too.
Nico: Yeah one for the Moon and the Sun.
Laney: That was so awesome.
Sage: That is really amazing. Now thanks to all of us working together Emperor Talpa was destroyed forever.
Me: Banished to the Warp. But I have a feeling that one day he will be back. But we're ready for him.
Nico: Yes we sure are.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: And I really liked going to many food planets these past few days.
Me: Those were awesome. And it was really awesome seeing them too.
Eli: Yeah they sure were awesome.
Arrietty: I'll never forget seeing all those planets.
Fu: They were the most awesome and most delicious we've ever seen.
Aylene C.: Yeah they were. What would really be awesome is if there were planets for each of the times from Prehistoric Eras.
Nico: Now that would be a really cool sight to see.
Me: Prehistoric time planets. They would be something I'm really looking forward to.
Eli: Me too.
Nico: Yeah. But lets worry about that later. Right now we need to kill Pyg and end his reign of carnage.
Rainbow Dash: I agree. I should rip his nose off and shove it so far up his butt that he'll sniff his intestines from the inside!
Nico: I like how you think R.D.
Me: Me too.
Sirius: How do we find him?
Nico: Simple. Just follow the sound of the opera music.
Me: He likes opera music.
Nico: Lets get him!
We went to Pretty Dolls Parlor in Ryker Heights and heard opera music.
Nico: That's opera music all right. Lets go.
We came to a boarded up entrance.
Nico: Here we go.
Professor Pyg was working when suddenly...
The spirits of the Elemental Masters of Deception appeared and swirled around Pyg and then smashed him all over and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Lazlo Valentin A.K.A. Professor Pyg. So we meet again for the last time.
Electrocutioner: Hello Pyg. Nice to see you again.
Professor Pyg: Lester. Pyg happy to see you and you too.
Batman: You're done here, Valentin. Let them go!
Pyg: Oh no, no, no, no, no! Pyg not ready yet. She's all unique and wrong. All messed up, inside out. Pyg make her better! Pyg make all of us better!
Fu: Just give up, Pyg. It's over!
Pyg: But Pyg can fix you too! Make you perfect! Like the others!
Me: You are totally fucked up in the head you overgrown porkchop!
May: You're insane, do you know that?!
Pyg: And what are all of you?
Nico: We're here to stop you!
Me: And we're going to kill you!
Pyg: Bad, bad, bad. Pyg is like clay. Pyg is like God. Pyg is here to fix us all!
Nico: You are not fixing anything anymore. Today you die!
May: Yeah!
Nico: Seriously, Pyg. Your opera singing's a dead giveaway.
Me: You need a better hobby!
Sage: And we're going to make sure you pay for your crimes!
Laney: Big time! You make me sick!
Tsuyu: Yeah!
Sage: (ECHOING) Armor of Halo, Tao Chi!
In a flash of green light he donned his Armor of The Halo!
Nico: YEAH!l
May: Where you're going, you won't hurt anymore innocent people again!
Me: And it's not going to be the Warp this time.
Pyg: What? Pyg doesn't hurt at all. Pyg fixes people, Pyg heals them. My Dollotrons, my darling girls are works of art.
Fu: Bullshit!
Nico: You are a monster!
Batman: You mean the men and women you kidnapped and mutilated? They're forced to live a fate worse than death thanks to you. If you were expecting a trip back to Arkham, I hope you were disappointed. The rules have changed!
Fu: That's right! Prepare to die!
Pyg: No, not death. Pyg makes life truly worth living!
Maria: And the people that you senselessly slaughtered?
Pyg: They were too broken for Pyg to make better. They were too imperfect, oh no. They made Mother angry, and made Pyg feel sick, very, very sick.
Nico: Funny thing about those things you couldn't change though. That's how we were able to locate the bodies. It's the reason how we were able to find you, and it's why in the end you failed.
Maria: And that makes you just as Fucked up as the Joker. Prepare to die.
Electrocutioner: I don't know what the hell we were thinking letting a twisted scumbag like you join the Legion Of Doom!
The Dollotrons started moving towards us.
?: You'll have to do better than those junkies!
Then a Vicetopus appeared and smashed the Dollotrons to dust!
Nico: Wow! A Vicetopus!
Vicetopus: (Japanese Accent) (In a Girl's Voice) Good to see you again Nico.
Nico: Erin Utakara? Wow!
Me: Cool!
The Vicetopus reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and she had red and black clothes. But she also had a scar over her left eye!
Me: Whoa man! What happened to your eye?
Erin Utakara: It was during a science experiment that I did at school that the beaker of chemicals I had exploded and a shard of glass slashed my eye and damaged it to the point where it had to be removed.
Laney: Ooh ouch.
Lola: That must've really hurt.
Nico: It did. Let me take care of Pyg and then we'll catch up.
Nico teleported and slashed his chest open and then he ripped his beating heart out of his chest and and ate it!
Nico swallowed it and then used the Black Gates on Pyg and destroyed him forever.
Nico: That's that.
Sage: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Erin Utakara: I have a lot of them but they mostly are in science class. It's also how I got this.
Erin sprouted purple angel wings and they were amazing!
Me: WHOA!
Fu: AWESOME!
Rainbow Dash: Those wings are really amazing.
Erin Utakara: Chemical explosion did this. It mutated me and gave me angel wings and I helped Nico take down lots of repulsive bad guys with him. The worst of all being the Dead End Brats.
Nico: I remember that. You would not like these guys.
Me: I've heard of those boneheads. They were a gang of brats no older than about 10 years old and they were a bunch of obnoxious bullies that caused a lot of problems for the state of Florida.
Nico: Yep.
Erin Utakara: We sent them to prison for good.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: That is amazing.
Lana: Yeah they give kids everywhere a really bad name.
Lola: You said it.
Nico and Erin hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Erin Utakara: Me too Nico. Me too.
Nico: We'll have to see if we can get you an awesome cybernetic eye to replace your old one.
Erin Utakara: I would like that Nico.
Lisa Loud: And you are looking at one of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Gotham Royal York's top notch medical professionals.
Nico: Lisa is great at it too.
Laney: She sure is.
Camie: This was an awesome adventure though.
Himiko Toga: And Nico got to rip Pyg apart too and eat his heart.
Nico: Yeah.
We later left the simulator and came back and told everyone what happened and more and they were amazed and shocked.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, and Optimus are heading to the world of the movie Piranhaconda, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're going to face the Piranhaconda and turn that ugly snake fish freak into leather luggage.
Lincoln: Oh man, we're here in the world of the movie Piranhaconda, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we're going to face the Piranhaconda and turn that ugly snake fish freak into leather luggage.
Nico: (Gulps) Yeah, that's right, big guy. I saw that movie long ago, and that thing is both scary and dangerous as hell.
Lincoln put his arm around Nico to comfort him.
Lincoln: Hey, it's okay, Nico. Look, I'm not angry anymore about that secret mission you and J.D. had for Clyde and Syd, because we were going to find out one day. But, next time, don't keep it a secret from the rest of us, okay? You know you can trust us.
Nico: I know that, Lincoln, but it's not that that's got chills going down my spine.
Me: You mean that ugly Piranhaconda? None of us blame you, Nico, that thing scares us as well, but this monster's got to go.
TLPS Mr. Snake: Yeah, and I may be a snake, but a Piranhaconda, that thing's a freak of nature and it needs to be eradicated.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Big time, Mr. Snake.
Lincoln: You got that right, guys, and thanks for joining us, Stacy.
Stacy Bolton: You're welcome, Lincoln, but I think there may be another Piranhaconda out there as well.
Lincoln: Oh boy, Double Trouble.
Eli: That's not a good sign, but we're ready for them both.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by the twin Piranhacondas, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by the twin Piranhacondas, and they're going to kill them.
?: Those ugly freaks of nature, let's turn them both into leather luggage.
Suddenly, we saw the Arcana Force XIV - Temperance appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's the Arcana Force XIV - Temperance, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Sonya Rexxington, but we'll have to talk later, let's skin those ugly snake fish freaks!
Nico: Yeah!
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at the twin Piranhacondas, and it allowed the eleven girls to get away and TLPS Mr. Wolf put up a field to protect them. When the twin Piranhacondas saw us, they roared at us and they were pissed.
Lincoln: Yeesh, those things really are ugly, ugly, ugly!
Lola: Agh, yuck!
Lincoln: Let's skin them alive!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Ghostforce, Stacy Bolton, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after the twin Piranhacondas, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln covered the massive blade of his massive sword in rainbow energy, and it turned into a massive rainbow energy blade of light, and with one loud roar, he swung his blade down, and he cuts the twin Piranhacondas down, and all that was left of them were remains of them and in large pools of blood, and Lincoln turned them into leather luggage, and we all cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for those twin ugly snake fish freaks. (To Sonya Rexxington) And it's so good to see you again, Sonya Rexxington.
Sonya Rexxington reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing dark blue hair, light blue eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive ocean blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power Arcana Force XIV - Temperance, and she's dressed in a blue short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless dress top, blue skirt, black pants with blue designs, blue sneakers, and blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails, and Arcana Force XIV - Temperance on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Arcana Force XIV - Temperance-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade with Arcana Force XIV - Temperance etched on it, large blue angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue gem with angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Sonya Rexxington: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Sonya Rexxington and they hugged, and Sonya Rexxington's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Sonya Rexxington: I knew you have, but whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sonya Rexxington, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Royal Woods, Michigan, she's a very strong and powerful Psychic Mindreader and Clairvoyant that has the power to see into the future as well as read the minds of those around her and she even has powerful water powers too, and as we saw, she also has beautiful blue angel wings, and she has the power to predict and stop trouble before it even begins. She also stopped Flip from killing me and Lana with poison gas and got him up to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted List and sent him on the run.
We gasped in shock, and Nico was really pissed off and his face turned red like a neon red glowing chili pepper.
Nico: That fat, ugly, three-butt-cheeked, mutant cheapskate tried to kill you and Lana with poison gas?! Oh, if we weren't humiliating him, I'd...
Lincoln: Whoa, Nico, calm down. I know what you were about to say, but J.D. already killed Flip last year, so it's better to have him humiliated for the rest of his life than kill him again. But, you and the others will hear how Sonya saved me and Lana from getting killed by Flip using Poison Gas on us.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Sonya Rexxington's neck with blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and blue crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Sonya Rexxington: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Sonya.
Sonya Rexxington had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed Sonya Rexxington on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire, Banba Mitsugu, Konno Kaori, Sumida Jinko, Unten Nami, and Watabe Maki from Vlad Love, Kishimoto Lilith, Camilla, Cammot, Chizuru Makimura, and Aki Sakamoto from Holy Knight.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire, Banba Mitsugu, Konno Kaori, Sumida Jinko, Unten Nami, Watabe Maki, Kishimoto Lilith, Camilla, Cammot, Chizuru Makimura, and Aki Sakamoto.
Nico: From Vlad Love and Holy Knight, whoa, girls of both light and darkness, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay.
Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from the Piranhacondas, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mai Vlad Transylvania the Vampire, Banba Mitsugu, Konno Kaori, Sumida Jinko, Unten Nam, Watabe Maki, Lilith Kishimoto, Camilla, Cammot, Chizuru Makimura, and Aki Sakamoto with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were the Piranhacondas, and the others freaked out and screamed like crazy when they saw them.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in turning them into leather luggage, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sonya Rexxington have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
After getting rid of the Piranhacondas, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sonya Rexxington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Sonya Rexxington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sonya, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sonya Rexxington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Sonya, how did you stop Flip from killing Lincoln and Lana with poison gas and got him up to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted List and sent him on the run?
Sonya Rexxington: You'll love hearing this, but you'll also be pissed at how low Flip has stooped yet again. One day, Lincoln, Lana, and I were walking home from watching another of Bobbie Fletcher's races, but then, I got a vision and it showed that Flip was going to come out and spray Lincoln and Lana with poison gas and kill them as revenge for ruining his scams yet again. I was so pissed off at Flip, I fired a blast of hot water at Flip, and that three-butt-cheeked, ugly, hairy, mutant cheapskate pig came out screaming, and when Lincoln and Lana saw a canister of poison gas, and Flip was going to use it on them, they were pissed, and I called the cops on Flip, and because of what he tried to do, he was put on the top of the FBI's Most Wanted List, and he went on the run.
We gasped in horror and shock, and as expected, we were pissed at how low Flip has stooped yet again.
Me: Why, that butt-sucking, ugly, hairy, mutant, smelly, stupid, three-butt-cheeked...!
Nico: Now, I'm fucking pissed at Flip big time for this.
Lincoln: Flip still doesn't know that poison, gas, and other types of harm won't work on us, he's still completely stupid.
Lincoln put the heavy barbell on the rack, and he aimed his left hand and sensed for Flip.
Lincoln: This is for trying to kill me and Lana with poison gas, which won't work on us, you three-butt-cheeked mutant pig!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of hot water and soap at Flip, and it cleaned him off, and he screamed and freaked out. WHAT A FILTHY SLOB! Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.
Nico: Did you just give that pig a bath again?
Lincoln: Yep, but this time, I fired a massive blast of scalding hot water and soap, and I knew he'd freak out and scream, what a pig.
Lori: Trying to kill you and Lana with poison gas, now Flip's gone too far this time, and I swear, if I hear one more nasty revelation about Flip, he's literally going to get my boot up his three-cheeked butt.
Eli: I'll rip him to shreds if I hear one more revelation about him.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Kirby's two old enemies, Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel, and they're causing havoc in Gotham Royal York.
Lincoln: Uh oh, looks like we got trouble, guys: Kirby's two old enemies, Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel, are here and they're causing havoc in Gotham Royal York.
Maria: What?!
Nicole: Oh, that's not good.
Nico: I should've known we'll have trouble, and it's right before our mission to meet Tyson and The Beybladers.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: the dark energy signal Lincoln sensed belonged to Dark Lord Gaol, an old enemy of Pit and his friends, and he's here for revenge on Pit for destroying him long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Pit, you and the others aren't going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belonged to another of your enemies, the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Dark Lord Gaol, and he's here for revenge on Pit for destroying him long ago.
We all gasped in shock.
Me: Oh, this isn't good.
Nico: You said it, J.D. But, if I remember right, Gaol is actually a young girl trapped inside that dark armor.
Lincoln: That's right, and we need to get her out of it and destroy the armor for good. Let's go.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts at Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Gem, and it hits them. When they saw us, they were mad.
Emerald Sustrai: We've had it up to hear with you two to the last time.
Dew Gayl: And now, it's high time we taught you two a lesson.
Suddenly, the green eyes of Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl turned neon green, and they were both surrounded by green energy auras, but Emerald Sustrai's energy aura is emerald green with emeralds, illusions, and phoenixes and Dew Gayl's energy aura is spring green with flowers, green gems, and doves, and as they approached Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Gem, they left emerald and spring green energy, emeralds, green gems, illusions, flowers, phoenixes, and doves with every step. Suddenly, they were surrounded by massive vortexes of emerald and spring green energy with flowers and illusions surrounding them, there was a phoenix and dove flying around the vortexes and in the vortexes are green phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl emerged, but they were changed forever.
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Emerald Sustrai grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has green highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length light mint green hair, she has neon dark-red eyes and an emerald green energy aura with emerald gems, illusions, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Illusion Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Illusion Kanji in its hands, she also has a phoenix with red gems for the eyes and the Illusion Kanji in its claws for the second pendant along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with an emerald green phoenix Element of Harmony and emerald green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Emerald Sustrai has on a long long-sleeved white sweater with red phoenix on it, black leggings, black knee-high boots, and a long white coat with illusions and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with the illusions surrounding her. Suddenly, Emerald Sustrai felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light mint green angel wings with emerald green tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with emerald green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Emerald Sustrai now has a new pair of firearms called Illusion Phoenix's Firearms of Redemption and Justice, they're a new pair of large firearms with emerald gems on the large double-barreled guns, and they fire powerful energy bullets and regular bullets, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with emerald gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with emerald gems for eyes and a large emerald gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large emerald green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large emerald green Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the phoenix that said, "Emerald Sustrai, Former Member of Salem's Inner Circle and Former Member of Cinder Fall's Team, Member of The Redemption Squad, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Evil Queen of The Grimm, and Master of Hallucinations, Illusions, and Phoenixes."
エメラルド・サストライ、セーラムのインナーサークルの元メンバー、シンダーフォールのチームの元メンバー、償還隊のメンバー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、グリムの邪悪な女王の破壊者、幻覚、幻想、フェニックスのマスター
Emerald Sustrai has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HALLUCENOGENIC ILLUSION PHOENIX ANGEL OF ILLUSION REDEMPTION AND DIVINE LOVE!
And Dew Gayl grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has green highlights in the bangs of her dirty blonde hair swept to the left, she has neon violet eyes and a spring green energy aura with flowers, green gems, and doves surrounding her, she has a dove with the Flower Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Flower Kanji in its hands, she also has a dove with green gems for the eyes and the Illusion Kanji in its claws for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with a spring green dove Element of Harmony with emerald green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and violet gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Dew Gayl has on a long sleeveless green with violet phoenix on it, black leggings, black knee-high boots, and a long sleeveless spring green trenchcoat with flowers and doves on the coattails, and on the back is a dove with flowers surrounding it. Suddenly, Dew Gayl felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dirty blonde angel wings with spring green tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with spring green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Dew Gayl now has a new large sword called Heavenly Dove Sword of Spring Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a dove etched on the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged spring green blade, dove wings for the crossguard, large spring green gem embedded on the rainguard, longer black handle, and large spring green gem surrounded by dove wings for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with spring green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with violet gems for eyes and a large spring green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large spring green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large spring green Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a violet kanji below the dove that said, "Dew Gayl, Member of Team NDGO and Former Member of Team FNDU, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Evil Queen of The Grimm, and Master of Flowers and Doves."
デューゲイル、チームNDGOのメンバー、チームFNDUの元メンバー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、邪悪な女王の破壊者グリムの、そして花と鳩のマスター
Dew Gayl has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY HEAVENLY SPRING DOVE PHOENIX ANGEL OF SPRING JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Infinity transformations of Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, but when Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Gem saw it, they tried to attack, but the girls fired green energy blasts at the two villains, and it hits them, and sent them flying into a wall.
Nico: Holy crap, Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl have both transformed, oh this is going to be good.
Me: You said it, Nico.
Lincoln: Wow, Emerald, Dew, you two look beautiful. How do you both feel?
Emerald Sustrai: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Illusionary Phoenix and Divine Love) We feel incredible, Linky.
Dew Gayl: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Spring Dove and Divine Love) Now, then, shall we deal with these two monsters once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Emerald Sustrai and Dew Gayl.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put an end to both Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel.
Lincoln, Emerald Sustrai, and Dew Gayl went after Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, emerald green and spring green, illusions, flowers, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Doves at Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln and Dew Gayl attacked Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope and , Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds her massive Heavenly Dove Sword of Spring Justice and left painful scars on them, and Emerald Sustrai blasted them with her new firearms, and riddled them with holes.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel and he tossed them both into the air with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and they fired energy beams at them, and exploded with incredible power, killing Heavy Lobster and Wham Bam Jewel and both of them were erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Emerald Sustrai, and Dew Gayl holster their weapons and power down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings of Dew Gayl and Emerald Sustrai are permanent. Then, Lincoln hugged the girls by wrapping his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leaned down and kissed them both on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered wildly for them.
Nico: Oh man, now that was so awesome.
Me: And we got rid of two more of Kirby's enemies, and they're never coming back.
Lincoln: But, we're not done yet, guys, there's still the matter of Dark Lord Gaol to deal with.
Pit: Yeah.
Palutena: And once Gaol is out of that cursed armor, we're bringing her to The World Tree Estate's infirmary so that way she can recover.
Lincoln: That's right, Lady Palutena.
?: Pit, I will have my revenge on you for destroying me!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Pit: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Dark Lord Gaol.
A massive figure came out, and it's none other than Dark Lord Gaol.
Me: Speak of the Devil and he shall come.
Pit: Dark Lord Gaol, I should've guessed you'd be here yet again.
Dark Lord Gaol: And now, I shall destroy you for what you did to me!
Lincoln fired a blast of light at Dark Lord Gaol, and removed Gaol from the dark armor, and got her to safety, but the armor hadn't fallen apart, and Varie brought her to The Infirmary in the World Tree Estate to recover.
Zuppa the Soup Faerie: Alright, Lincoln's separated Gaol from the dark armor, and now, here's our chance to stop him.
Suddenly, Zuppa the Soup Faerie's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with soup, flames, and faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Dark Lord Gaol, she left yellow energy, soup, flames, and faeries with every step.
Zuppa the Soup Faerie: I will never forgive you for imprisoning Gaol against her will, you cursed pile of dark armor, and now, I will see to it that you never ever return again.
Suddenly, Zuppa the Soup Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with soup and flames surrounding the vortex, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Zuppa the Soup Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Zuppa the Soup Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing brown hair, she has neon brown eyes and a yellow energy aura with soup, flames, and fairies surrounding her, she has a faerie with the Soup Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Soup Kanji in its hands, she also has a faerie with red gems for the eyes and the Soup Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Zuppa the Soup Faerie has on a long long-sleeved pink dress and blue apron with red phoenix on it, blue pants, blue knee-high boots, and a long sleeveless pink trenchcoat with soup and faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a faerie with bowls of soup surrounding her. Zuppa the Soup Faerie's yellow fairy wings grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Zuppa the Soup Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Zuppa the Soup Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pink Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the faerie that said, "Zuppa the Soup Faerie, Owner of The Soup Kitchen of Neopia, Talented Cook of Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Soups, Flames, and Faeries."
ズッパ スープフェアリー、ネオピアのスープキッチンの所有者、ネオピアの才能ある料理人、最も暗いフェアリーのヴァンキッシャー、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてスープ、炎、そして妖精のマスター
Zuppa the Soup Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE FIERY SOUP ANGEL OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Zuppa the Soup Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when the dark armor saw it, it fell into a rage and tried to attack, but Zuppa the Soup Faerie fired a powerful yellow energy blast with soup, flames, and faeries and it hits the dark armor and it flew into a wall.
Nico: Whoa, Zuppa the Soup Faerie's transformed, and now that Lincoln separated Gaol from the dark armor, they're not going to hold back.
Me: That's right, and it was awesome thinking on Lincoln's part to separate Gaol.
Lincoln: Wow, Zuppa, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Zuppa the Soup Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Soup Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deal with that infernal dark armor once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Zuppa.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Zuppa the Soup Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to turn that infernal dark armor into scrap metal.
Lincoln and Zuppa the Soup Faerie went after the dark armor of Dark Lord Gaol, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, yellow energy, soups of different flavors, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Faeries at the dark armor of Dark Lord Gaol, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln attacked the dark armor of Dark Lord Gaol with his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and left painful scars on it, and Zuppa the Soup Faerie fired powerful neon blue energy blasts from her staff, and it hit the armor.
Then, Lincoln grabbed the armor of Dark Lord Gaol, and he choke-slammed the dark armor down onto the floor, and Lincoln punched, kicked, and smashed it all over the place with his immense and brute superhuman strength. Then, Lincoln tossed the dark armor into the air with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and he and Zuppa the Soup Faerie fire powerful beams of energy, and as they hit the dark armor, the two energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing him for good and he was erased from existence as he was condemned to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Zuppa the Soup Faerie and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and power down, and Zuppa the Soup Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive fairy wings are permanent.
Zuppa the Soup Faerie: That's it for that accursed dark magic-animated armor. Thank you for helping me with taking down that cursed armor, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Zuppa.
Suddenly, Zuppa the Soup Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Zuppa the Soup Faerie's face, they kiss passionately as Zuppa the Soup Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with steaming bowls of soup appearing out of nowhere, and we all cheered for them.
Nico: Wow, now that's one awesome display. (Sniffs) And they also made bowls of hot delicious soup, nice.
We tasted the bowls of soup, and they were awesome.
Me: Now, those are some awesome tasting soups, nice. Oh, do you have a soup that can help Gaol regain her strength, Zuppa?
Zuppa the Soup Faerie: I'm already on it, J.D. Let's head back to the Estate so I can prepare it.
We got back to the World Tree Estate, and Zuppa the Soup Faerie got to work in creating her special soup for Gaol who's in the infirmary, and when it was done, it was a steaming rainbow-colored soup and the smell coming from it was amazing. When Gaol tasted it, she began to regain her strength, and she was finally recovered.
Me: Whoa, now that's some awesome soup.
Lincoln: Zuppa told me about it, this soup is said to help someone who was severely fatigued and/or really injured recover their strength.
Nico: Whoa, now that's some very powerful soup, big guy.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: You said it.
TLPS Mr. Shark: Talk about a quick recovery.
TLPS Ms. Tarantula: But, she'll need more time to recover, who knows how long she's been in that cursed armor?
Lincoln: Well, it's the last time that ever happens, TLPS Ms. Tarantula.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Gaol's neck with blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and blue crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Nico: (Surprised) Whoa, is that a...?
Gaol: Yes, it's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. And I owe you my thanks for saving my life, Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Gaol, and we're glad that you're going to be okay.
Suddenly, Gaol wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln then wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed Gaol on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them.
Me: Way to go, big guy.
Nico: Now, that I didn't even see coming, whoa. But, that's another girl Lincoln rescued, and now, Gaol's a member of Lincoln's harem and another of his future wives, that's awesome.
Pit: Whoa, Lincoln sure is one awesome ladies' man.
Palutena: Just like J.D., Nico, and Clyde.
Later it was time for Will's Final Ambassador Mission.
Will Vandom: This is gonna be so awesome.
William: Anyone else want to go with Will? Besides Yost Reed and 4 Rabbids?
May: I'll go.
Maria: Same with me.
Lincoln: I'll go too and so can my siblings if they want.
Lori: Sure Lincoln.
Leni: This will be totes fun.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Laney: It sure will be cool!
Lola: Yeah it will.
Megan Kiraton: I'll go as well. I want to have another shot at some more Greeeds.
Nico: All right lets head out.
We were then off to Japan.
We arrived.
Eiji: Hey guys!
Will: Eiji, meet the Loud Kids.
Lincoln: It's awesome to meet you all. My name is Lincoln Loud and these are my siblings.
Lori: I'm Lori Loud and I'm the eldest.
Leni: I'm Leni and I'm the fashionista.
Luna: Sup dudes. Names Luna and I'm the Rock Star.
Luan: My name is Luan and I'm the Comedian and Jokester.
Lynn: What up guys? Lynn Loud Jr.
Linka Loud: My name is Linka Loud and I'm Lincoln's female counterpart from another universe.
Liberty: I'm Liberty Loud and it's an honor.
Lyra: My name is Lyra Loud.
Lee: I'm Lee Loud and it's a pleasure.
Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy Loud and I'm the goth of the group.
Laney: My name is Laney and I'm the bookworm and artist and Forensic Psychologist in training.
Lana: I'm Lana Loud.
Lola: And I'm Lola Loud and we're twins.
Lisa: Greetings to you all. I'm Lisa Loud and I'm the genius.
Lily: My name is Lily Loud and I'm the Photographer.
Eiji: Wow! It's so awesome to meet you all.
Me: (Whispers to Eiji) Lincoln and his family come from parents that don't believe in condoms.
Eiji snickered.
May: My name is May Chan and I'm Nico's awesome wife.
Nico: Yep.
Eiji: Awesome!
Maria: I'm Maria Rockell, Second in Command of the Redemption Squad.
Eiji: Awesome to meet you .
Yost Reed: My name is Professor Richard Reed but I go by Mr. Fantastic. I'm the leader of the Fantastic 4 in another universe.
Me: We call that universe the Yost Universe because it's a different version of the Marvel World.
Eiji: I see.
Lincoln: Eiji, you're not the only one who values underpants.
Eiji: Really?
Me: Yeah ever since I met Lincoln and his siblings back in 2016, Lincoln loves to read his comic books in his underwear. I totally respect that because everyone has their own tastes and hobbies and it's awesome.
Eiji: That's true. That's cool too.
Nico: It sure is.
Eiji: Guys, I'd like you all to meet Ankh.
Me: Wow so you are Ankh. I've heard so much about you and how you have helped Eiji on his adventures.
Ankh: That's true and it's an honor to meet you J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: You helped Eiji out on so much and that is amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Yost Reed: Tell me. When you first met Eiji, how did you feel about him?
Ankh: Well I felt that he wasn't smart enough to use the core medals that were given to him so I had to help him big time as I gather all the core medals.
Nico: At least you helped train him in all sorts of awesome things.
Me: But it was all for a great reason too. To prepare for when Eiji had to kill Kiyoto Maki.
Nico: Yep. That Mad Scientist has got to get the Black Gates.
Megan Kiraton: He was an absolute monster and he needs to pay for all of his crimes!
Nico: Funny how you grew to bond with Eiji as time went on.
Ankh: That's true and Eiji is the best friend I could have ever have.
Me: That is awesome. But you guys worked together to bring down Maki together.
Lana: That is for sure.
Eli: Yeah.
Lola: I agree there.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: (hears explosion) Sadly, I don't think Maki is part of that explosion.
Me: Lets go kick some Greeed Ass!
We went to face the Greeeds.
We saw KAZARI, Kuro Ageha, Ageha, Itomakiei, Kurage, Piranha, Bison, Rikugame and Uni-Armadillo!
Nico: KAZARI, Kuro Ageha, Ageha, Itomakiei, Kurage, Piranha, Bison, Rikugame and Uni-Armadillo!
Lori: This is literally going to be awesome!
Eli: Lets do it!
Eli engaged the Medal Tank.
Eiji and Will: Henshin!
TAKA! TORA! BATTA! Ta-to-ba! Tatoba, Ta-to-ba!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets power up!
Me: Lets do it! But I think I will do it like this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I WAS SURROUNDED IN A VORTEX OF BLUE FIRE AND I HAD ON MY DARK BLUE FIRE WOLF MOON TRENCH COAT AND BLUE FIRE SHIRT AND PANTS AND I HAD MY SCYTHE READY! MY DARK BLUE ANGEL WINGS WERE READY! I WAS NOW WOLF MOON!
Me: YEAH! (HOWLS)
Nico: What to do it that was then. Okay.
Laney: Lets do it!
The Loud Kids went Super Angel Infinity!
Irma Lair: Lets do it! (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee Cook: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia Hale: (VINES GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Elyon Brown: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!
Megan McCallister: (STARS SHIMMER) SPACE!
Lillian Hale: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!
May and Maria powered up!
Nico: Lets get them!
We went at them! We slashed and pulverized them all over!
Eiji: Now, time for me to kick it up a notch! Time to access Putotyra Combo!
Ptera! Tricera! Tyranno: (Screech) Pu-To-Tyrannosaurus!
I gasped!
Me: Oh man! I remember this form! He is totally feral in that form!
Eiji: J.D. relax. I'm now in full control of it now.
Me: Wow!
Eiji: Yep.
Me: Cool. Might as well start it big! WOLF MOON FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: BLADE DANCE OF THE BLUE FIRE!
I slashed the ground and numerous blades of blue fire exploded out and slashed all the Greeeds all over and numerous medals exploded out as the Tank collected them all.
Ankh: Wow! That was amazing!
Eli: You haven't seen anything yet.
Me: Wait! Eiji I sense someone inside the Bison Greeed!
Yost Reed streched out his arms and used them to restrain the Bison Greeed
Yost Reed: Good thing I came along, huh?
Me: Very good thing! Eiji let me see who is in there. WOLF MOON SCAN FLAME!
I fired a beam of fire from my scythe and to my shock and surprise it was TSUKUYOMI from the Zi-O Kamen Riders!?
Me: OH MY FUCKING SHIT! It's Tsukuyomi from Zi-O!?
Nico: She got turned into a Greeed!?
Me: A minor setback in our plan but at least we'll have Tsukuyomi with us.
I fired a beam of fire and ripped open the Bison Greeed and pulled out Tsukuyomi! Nico caught her.
Tsukuyomi: (weakly) Nico? Is that you?
Nico: Yeah it's me.
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) つくよみ、大丈夫ですか?(Tsukuyomi, are you alright?)
Tsukuyomi: The famous J.D. Knudson? Yes I'm okay.
Me: You're going to be all right. You were turned into a Greeed.
We then saw Clyde and Syd in the distance fighting Swartz and the Time Jackers.
Me: (In my head) Excellent. The mission is going good.
Nico: You'll be all right.
Tsukuyomi: The Time Jackers ambushed me and turned me into a Greeed.
Me: It's not your fault.
Eiji: Now, let me do the finishing touches.
Nico: Go for it!
He jumped and slashed the Bison Greeed and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: One down!
I got the Buffalo Core Medal.
Me: Buffalo. Wow.
Maria and May blasted the Piranha Greeed all over the place.
Tsukuyomi: Let me help too.
Nico: Are you sure Tsukuyomi?
Tsukuyomi: I'll be fine.
She put on her Time Belt.
She activated it.
Tsukuyomi: HENSHIN!
She turned into HER KAMEN RIDER ZI-O TSUKUYOMI FORM! SO AWESOME!
We blasted the Greeed all over the place and got many medals and core medals.
Tsukuyomi: Be warned. Swartz might be out of action by the time of your missions with Sougo. But Ora and Heure might still be active.
Nico: Anything's better then having to fight Swartz before the big mission.
Me: That's for sure. But at least our plan is now in full swing. Look.
I pulled out binoculars and gave them to Eiji and he saw Clyde and Syd battling Swartz.
Eiji: Wow they're holding them off for us.
Me: It's part of our plan.
We blasted the rest of the Greeeds and destroyed them and then there was an explosion and then landing in my hands was a Rider Watch for Gaim!
Me: Awesome! A Gaim Rider Watch.
Nico: Lucky catch.
Irma: Quick question. Did you also get to meet Poromon and Poliwag?
Tsukuyomi: I sure did and they are so adorable and cute.
Laney: We're glad you like them.
Me: Sorry you got turned into a Greeed Tsukuyomi.
Nico: Yeah but it was a minor setback from the plan.
Tsukuyomi: I'll be all right.
Lola: Awesome.
Me: Now all the Greeeds so far have been taken care of here.
Nico: For now.
Laney: But when the Big Day comes in August we'll be ready for them.
Me: Yep.
Eiji: Will, ever since I met you, I've come to see you as the little sister I've always wanted.
Will Vandom: Really? Oh thanks Eiji!
She hugged him.
Lincoln: So awesome.
Eli: I counted 10,000,293 medals in the tank as well as 20 Core Medals.
Lana: Awesome.
Lisa: Excellent to know that the Medal Tank works perfectly.
Lily: It sure does.
Later we came back and we told everyone what happened and it was awesome.
Aylene C.: Wow that was awesome!
Nico: It sure was.
May: Roxy, for your first mission, Jayden and 1 Rabbid should go with you.
Roxy: Cool!
Me: And you're going to like this one. You're going to meet the Decade Kamen Riders. That series commemorated the 10 anniversary of the franchise back in 2009.
Laney: That is gonna be so awesome.
Roxy: I'm really looking forward to this.
Me: Yep and coincidentally the Shinkengers or the Japanese Samurai Power Rangers helped in that one too.
Nico: They sure did. That was so awesome.
Jayden: It'll be an honor to meet the Decade Kamen Riders.
Me: Maybe we can incorporate 20 years worth of them into Decade's Kamen Riders too.
Poromon: Tsukuyomi? Is that you?
Poliwag: It is you!
Tsukuyomi hugged them both.
Tsukuyomi: Poromon and Poliwag. Wow!
Poromon: It's awesome to see you here.
Poliwag: How did Will and the others find you?
Me: Well actually I found her. My Wolf Moon powers found out that she turned into a Greeed. I saved her.
Poromon and Poliwag gasped!
Poliwag: Wow! But thank goodness you're okay.
Tsukuyomi: Thanks to J.D.
Nicole: Wow. Dad's Wolf Moon powers have evolved incredibly ever since he turned into a Dreamwalker.
Natilee: They sure have sis. that is so awesome.
Nico: A Dreamwalker?
Natilee: It's a term that I made for someone that has the ability to walk and do adventures in dreams. Now dad has the power to do that in any dream albeit his or anyone's dreams.
Nico: That is cool!
Tsukuyomi: It sure is. But I'm safe now thanks to J.D. Nico you don't know how lucky you are to have an awesome friend and 2nd in Command like J.D.
Nico: I'm glad he is the best friend I could have.
Tsukuyomi: (to Megan Kiraton) Honestly, me and my team haven't met the Saber Kamen Riders personally. Sougo did fight alongside them once.
Megan Kiraton: That is really awesome. Saber is one of the most awesome ever. And believe it or not I have this.
She pulled out a Wonder Rider Book! It was called Joyo Sylph.
Nico: (Gasp) You have a Wonder Rider Book too!?
Me: Oh that is awesome!
Kenta: It sure is. That is so awesome.
Megan then revealed that she had an awesome new sword. It was called フラワーソード静かな花 or Flowerta - Flower Sword Tranquil Bloom.
Nico: Oh my! You are just full of surprises Megan.
Lincoln: Wow! That is so awesome.
Me: Now she has Gaim, OOO and Saber. What next?
Megan giggled.
Tsukuyomi: That is so awesome.
Megan McCallister: Hey, don't forget that I'm the one who helps Saber out.
Nico: That's right and we met the Saber Kamen Riders during the battle with Fartor and that was so awesome.
Me: We owe them big time for helping us too.
Megan McCallister: We sure do.
Megan Kiraton: This is gonna be so awesome to meet them!
Laney: It sure will be awesome!
Me: And it'll be more awesome when we face Storious and kill that son of a bitch! He makes Sartorious look like a saint compared to everything he is!
Laney: Whoa!
Nico: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle: That is gonna be awesome.
Apple Bloom: Yeah. By the way Megan how did you meet J.D. and everyone?
Megan McCallister: That is an awesome story.
Megan had us sat down.
Megan McCalister: When I first met J.D. and the others, I didn't have a Dark Samus suit. Or Guardian Powers.
FLASHBACK - During the events of Chapter 562
It starts at the estate. I was looking up some of the latest news stories on the news on our computer.
Me: Lets see. So far nothing has been happening. Wait a minute. "Wet Bandits Still at Large. The notorious bandit thieves Marv Murchins and Harry Lyme escaped from prison on November 27th and police have no clue as to their whereabouts. They are considered to be armed and extremely dangerous." Whoa! These guys look like they are no pushover.
Poison Ivy: You know, Cheetah. The last time we spoke to each other, we were in the Legion of Doom base when you were planning on stealing money to move somewhere.
Cheetah: I know. Funny thing, actually. When I was escaping the police, I ended up in the Louds' basement.
Gwen: So you forgot about what happened to Kevin, Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah. When you removed my dark side from me, you removed my memory about what happened to Kevin back in your old dimension.
Gwen: You know what? I think that might be for the best. Me and Ben will find out what happened to Kevin for ourselves.
Me: Boy a lot of things have gone down huh?
Lincoln: They sure have J.D. We've done so much for the world and on our adventures.
Then our phone rang.
Me: I'll get that. (Answers) Hello Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate, J.D. Knudson speaking.
A split screen appears and I am on the left and a girl with brown hair is on the right.
Megan: Hello J.D. My name is Megan McAllister and me and my little brother Kevin are at our home in Chicago all alone. We think that the wet Bandits are coming back to get us again.
Me: It's a pleasure Megan. And you guys have dealt with the Wet Bandits before?
Megan: Kevin did and the rest of us haven't.
Me: Wow. And I have a strong feeling that they're on their way to get you again. You called the right people Megan. We're on our way.
Megan: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: You're welcome. Bye. (Hangs up) All right guys we have trouble over in Chicago, Illinois. And Shannon we know of your bad history with Chicago so you can sit this one out.
Shannon: Thank you J.D.
Me: Okay. I need, Rachel, Nico, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Eddy, Lynn, Lincoln, Lyra, Liberty & Lee, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola, Lisa and Lily, Harley, Poison Ivy, Maria, Ace, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Dallas, Carlota and Earth to come with me.
Lori: Right.
Me: Lets roll!
We set out for Chicago, Illinois.
FLASHBACK PAUSE.
Me: I remember that. We set out to meet you back then.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome.
Rachel San Diego: Boy it sure was fun.
Megan McCallister: It was. But here's where you all meet me.
FLASHBACK RESUME
We arrived at the McAllister home and it was a nice mansion.
Me: Wow! The McAllister house is amazing.
Lola: I know this house! It's the house in Home Alone!
Lana: Those movies were awesome!
Me: So those movies are real. Awesome.
We go up to the door and knock on it. Megan answered.
Megan: Yes?
Me: Are you Megan McAllister?
Megan: Yes. J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We're glad you all came. Come on in.
We go inside and Megan and her little brother Kevin explained everything.
Megan: So you see the Wet Bandits were after my brother Kevin twice and he arrested them both times.
Kevin M.: That's right. The first time was here at home and the second time was when I was lost in New York City.
Lola: You were in New York City all by yourself?
Kevin M.: Yeah. I accidentally got on the wrong flight when we were supposed to go Miami, Florida and I accidentally got on a flight to New York City.
Me: Whoops. And you wound up 791 miles from home.
Kevin M.: That's right.
Maria: So these scumbags harrass Kevin every Christmas?!
Megan: That about sums it up. I bet my friend and pen pal Cornelia Hale never has to deal with this kind of stuff in Heatherfield.
Me: I'm sure she would. I know Cornelia Hale of Heatherfield and she would be having a field day I'll bet. Christmas is not for 16 to 17 days and they busted out way too early.
Lincoln: Probably because Marv is really stupid.
Laney: My thoughts exactly.
Me: Megan is your family as chaotic as Lincoln's family?
Megan: Chaotic is an extreme understatement. Our family has 15 in it.
Me: 15!? Holy mackerel!
Laney: That's a lot of people for one family.
Lori: It literally is.
Dallas: That is something.
Carlota: It sure is.
Me: I know that feeling. When I moved to Michigan with my family and I met Lincoln and his family I was shocked that they lived in a tiny house.
Kevin M.: How many people do you have in your family Lincoln?
Lincoln: Before J.D. Knudson and my triplet siblings it was 14.
Megan: Wow!
Me: Yep. The Loud Family comprised of Lynn Sr. and Rita and their 15 kids. Lyra, Liberty and Lee disappeared long ago and I found them up in North Pole, Alaska. It's a long story. In a small house as big as it was before it was summed up in 2 words: ABSOLUTE CHAOS!
Kevin M.: Wow.
Megan: That's amazing! I can't believe that you didn't snap from all that pressure with all that.
Lincoln: I was saying exactly the same thing but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Me: Yep. Before me it was a total nightmare. But as time went by I became like a light at the end of the tunnel for them and made the Loud Family a better family.
Lori: J.D. and his family have made us into better people and we became a great family and a powerful force for good.
Leni: It's been totes wonderful for us.
Luna: It sure has dudes.
Me: Lets not brag about it guys.
FLASHBACK PAUSES
Nico: Boy I remember that one. That was cool.
Laney: I'll never forget seeing your old house Megan.
Tsukuyomi: How bad were the Wet Bandits?
Maria: (seemingly seriously) They were really awful. We barely survived!
Tsukuyomi: Really?!
Maria: (laughs) No. They were idiots.
Megan McCallister: Yeah and here's where it gets great.
FLASHBACK RESUMES
Me: Anyway Megan where is the rest of your family now?
Megan: They're over in Hawaii and won't be back for 3 more weeks.
Lynn: Wow. Your family likes to travel a lot don't they?
Megan: We do. It's part of our tradition. We go on an annual trip to another part of the world around Christmas.
Me: I believe it. We went on a huge global trip 8 months ago and it was awesome. But lets talk about that later. We have some bandits to take down.
Megan: You know what, J.D.? I think I might have to suggest to Mom about moving to Royal York. After all, Kevin's been there before.
Me: Good idea. We can place your family under our protective custody. Plus Kevin was in New York City. We came from a place called Gotham Royal York. It's a fusion of 3 cities. Gotham, New York City and Royal Woods.
Megan: Oh wow! That must be a huge city!
Me: It's much bigger than New York that's for sure. 46 million people.
Megan: Whoa!
Kevin M.: Megan, thanks for growing so close to me over the last few years.
Megan: No problem, Kevin. Anything for my little brother. Now if only Buzz and the others can follow my example.
Me: We'll set them straight. Now lets get to work.
Kevin M.: I'll be right back.
Kevin went up to his room and he came back with a rolled up blueprint set. He unrolled them and we saw an elaborately placed set of booby traps all over the house.
Me: Wow. These traps are all genius Kevin.
Lisa: Indeed. These elaborately placed incapacitation devices; street name: Booby Traps are all very well set up.
Megan: They sure are Lisa.
Me: Yeah. Ace you can use your powers to make some of the traps real without damaging the house right?
Ace: I can do that J.D.
Me: Okay. Megan, Kevin we're also going to be demonstrating some of our fighting techniques as well so you may want to be ready just in case.
Megan: Okay. We saw you guys on the news all the time. You guys are incredible.
Me: Thank you. Lets get to work guys.
We set up all kinds of booby traps all over the house in and out. It took us 2 hours to do it.
Me: All right it's all set. Megan, Kevin, you are about to see Team Loud Phoenix Storm in action.
Megan: We know you all can do it.
Me: And if we cause any damage I'll reimburse you for it.
Kevin M.: No worries.
Me: Lets get em.
Outside we saw a van pull up to the house.
Me: That's them. (Imitating Mr. Incredible) Showtime.
Kevin had a BB gun ready.
We had the door unlocked and they came in and when Harry poked his head in he saw Lola.
Lola: Surprise.
Lola fired a blast of fire and burned the top of his head and he screamed in pain.
He ran out to a snow pile and put his head in and extinguished his head. But his hat was gone.
Marv came in.
Lisa: Greetings.
Lisa had a bunch of nails skewer his feet and he screamed in pain as they went through his foot. He fell back and landed on the concrete steps.
Me: I hope his prison has insurance coverage for tetanus shots.
Lana: No kidding.
Outside Marv and Harry went to the windows and they were slipping and sliding along the way. Lana had turned the whole path into a path of ice with her powers.
Harry: Geez! This path is slippery!
They opened the window and were climbing through it. But Marv had no shoes on because the nails yanked them off.
Marv: Tell me something, Harry. When you said piece of cake, was this even close to what you had in mind?!
Harry: I don't appreciate your tone, Marv! This situation isn't even my fault to begin with!
Marv: Well, it certainly isn't mine!
Harry: Oh no? You're the one who made a lot of noise!
Marv: And you're the one who suggested on killing the kid when there were still people around?
Nico: Ok, do you two want some time alone to finish your argument?
Marv and Harry: STAY OUTTA THIS!
Marv came in and he stepped on some Christmas Ornaments on the floor and screamed in pain.
Marv: I'M GONNA KILL THOSE KIDS!
Lincoln: Try this on though.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning from his fingers and the lightning got his hands and started electrocuting him badly. Lincoln increased the voltage and Marv's skeleton started showing as he was screaming in pain. He was screaming like a little girl. Lincoln stopped and Marv was twitching on the floor with lightning arching all over him.
Earth: That was awesome Linky.
Lyra: It sure was.
Harry came in and I flipped him over and on his right hand was a burn scar with the letter M on it.
Me: Whoa. That's a nasty scar you have here.
Harry: Yeah that little kid burned me the first time with a red hot doorknob.
Me: He sure left his mark on you huh?
Laney formed a cactus gun and fired cactus balls at their faces.
BANG BANG!
They screamed in pain.
Laney formed a paddle made of a cactus and she handed a bigger one to Poison Ivy.
Laney: This'll cause some serious pain.
Poison Ivy: It sure will Laney.
They went over and slapped them with the cactus paddles and they screamed in excruciating pain.
Poison Ivy: Merry Christmas, darlings! (punches Harry)
Harley: And Happy New Years', chumps! (hits Marv with her hammer)
Black Widow punched Harry in the face and Lola punched Harry in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl.
Lola: Lets use our combo on him Natasha.
Black Widow: (Russian Accent) You got it Lola.
Lola fired a blast of fire and Black Widow fired a blast of lightning.
Black Widow and Lola: FIRE SPIDER CROTCHCRUNCHER!
The blasts combined and turned into a spider with big spiked boxing gloves on 6 of its 8 legs and struck Harry multiple times with a ferocious flurry of fisticuffs on his face and the crotch.
Lola: That was awesome!
Black Widow: It sure was.
Hawkeye bashed Marv with his bow and Lana grabbed Marv's hands and froze them together. Dallas fired two arrows and they pinned him to the wall as his screamed in pain.
Me: Awesome shots Dallas.
Dallas: Thanks J.D. Archery is my strongest weapon. I am a true marksman.
Me: I can see that.
Lana: Lets use our combo on him Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: You got it Lana.
Lana fired a stream of ice lightning and Hawkeye fired a bunch of arrows.
Hawkeye and Lana: SUBZERO ARROW CROTCHKICKERS!
The ice lightning turned the arrows into spiked mace balls of pure ice and they slammed into Marv's crotch with tremendous force.
Me: (WINCES) OOH! Ouch!
Nico: Right where the sun doesn't shine.
Rachel: Ouch! But these two deserve it.
Me: Now it's my turn.
I walk up to them and I have my gun ready.
Me: Kevin, Megan you guys may want to plug your ears.
Megan: Okay.
They did so.
Me: Merry Christmas you Fucking Filthy Animals.
I shoot them in the legs with my gun and paralyze them for life.
Me: And a Happy Fucking New Year.
I blow the smoke out of the muzzle.
Lynn: That was awesome J.D.
Me: Thanks Lynn.
The police arrived and arrested them.
FLASHBACK 1 Ends.
Everyone that hadn't heard about it laughed and some even cheered of our capture of the Wet Bandits. It was awesome and funny.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: How did you guys get convinced to move to the city?
Megan McCallister: That was a fun part.
FLASHBACK 2
Me: What a couple of losers.
Megan: You guys are awesome!
Kevin M.: You guys sure showed them!
Nico: Thanks guys.
Me: Lets fix this place back up before the rest of your family comes home.
We did so and then the following morning everyone got home early.
Megan: Oh they're back early.
Me: Okay.
Peter M.: Megan, Kevin?
Kevin M.: Hey dad.
Peter M.: Thank goodness you are okay son.
Me: Mr. McAllister? Sorry to intrude like this. I'm J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Peter M.: Oh wow! You are widely known all over. It's an honor to meet you.
Me: It's a pleasure too. We have quite a story to tell you. Plus on behalf of Team Loud Phoenix Storm we apologize for having you all come home early.
Kate M.: It's all right J.D. But thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
In the living room we told them all about Kevin and his history with the notorious Wet Bandits.
Buzz: Are you serious!?
Me: We're dead serious. Kevin encountered the Wet Bandits twice here in Chicago and once in New York City. They broke out of jail 3 weeks ago and targeted your home twice. Megan and Kevin called us and we came to help out and stop them.
Kate M.: It's good you did J.D. Thank you so much.
Me: You're welcome Mrs. McAllister.
Kate M.: Please call me Kate.
Me: Sorry. But also we have a proposition for you all.
Megan: Mom, Dad, because of the history Kevin has with the Wet Bandits, I want us all to move to Gotham Royal York.
Me: I know this is very sudden for all of you. But because of everything that happened, you will be placed into the protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Peter M.: We appreciate the offer J.D. Thank you. What do you all think?
Buzz: I think it's a great idea.
Everyone agreed.
Peter M: It's settled. We'll move to Gotham Royal York.
Lori: Also we need to discuss about your treatment towards Kevin.
Me: And I have some visual aids to show you.
Megan cut the lights and I showed them all a slideshow of our exploits in the battle against the Revenge Squad. When it was done the lights came back on.
Me: What you just saw was a slideshow of us fighting against all the villains we faced throughout our adventures. And that was all but just a small sliver of our power. We have done a lot, yes. But this slideshow is not to brag about our adventure. It's to warn you. Your treatment of Kevin has been absolutely deplorable.
Megan: That's right guys! Your treatment towards my little brother is disgusting! When we reunited with him in New York he and I have gotten closer than ever. I can't believe I was like that towards him.
Lynn: And if you keep this up I'll give you guys the biggest and worst ever Dutch Oven you've ever had in your lives!
Me: And we are not bluffing. Trust me guys. Lynn's notorious for her Dutch Ovens and they smell like rotten raw sewage amplified 100-fold.
They shook in fear.
Me: Good. Now I believe that you all owe Kevin an apology and make it a real and sincere one.
McAllisters: Sorry Kevin.
Me: What do you think Kevin?
Kevin M.: It's gonna take me a while to forgive you all but that's a good start.
Me: Okay. They have all the time in the world. Now lets get you all to your new home.
I snap my fingers and the McAllister family and their possessions were beamed into a much bigger house and it had many rooms. Their house was located next door to the estate. Things for the McAllisters just got a whole lot better. The Wet Bandits were locked away in the Uranus Prison for all eternity.
FLASHBACK 2 Ends
Nico: That was awesome.
Lola: It sure was.
French Narrator: (French Accent) Later at the Krusty Krab)
[SpongeBob is grilling Krabby Patties in the Krusty Krab kitchen until one of them suddenly levitates up from the grill and turns into a jellyfish. It floats out the window as the rest of the patties turn into jellyfish and do the same. SpongeBob follows them and flies out the window and turns into a jellyfish. He buzzes around Jellyfish Fields when he hears Mr. Krabs voice.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? SpongeBob!
[Shows reality of SpongeBob at the kitchen. The grill is on fire, smoke clearly coming out of it]
Mr. Krabs: Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!
[SpongeBob wakes up from his dream and screams. Then runs behind Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what do we do?
Mr. Krabs: Here, use this!
[Mr. Krabs hands SpongeBob a fire extinguisher. SpongeBob throws it at the grill and sets the fire larger than before. Mr. Krabs looks at SpongeBob for his stupidity, as he realizes his error.]
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Whoa!
[SpongeBob then tries to blow on the fire to put it out until a fireman comes into the kitchen with a hose]
Fireman: [imitating the sound of a fire truck]
[Fireman sprays SpongeBob with the water. SpongeBob enlarges and falls backwards, which puts out the fire]
Mr. Krabs and Fireman: Hooray! [SpongeBob shrinks and burns into a black sponge while Mr. Krabs scrapes him off the grill and on to a spatula]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, come into me office.
SpongeBob: Can you call the team for me too sir? I want to tell them something.
Mr. Krabs: Of course lad.
We were later walking to the Krusty Krab.
Nico: Why does Spongebob want us here?
Maria: Whatever it is, it sounds serious.
Me: Well we're going to soon find out.
We went into the restaurant after ordering some patties and Lily made them for us and we were eating them.
Mr. Krabs: What's wrong, boy?
SpongeBob: Well, I...
Mr. Krabs: This is the fourth time this week I've had to scrape you off of something.
Me: Really? He must be daydreaming about something.
SpongeBob: Well, I've been thinking.
Mr. Krabs: We need to get you thinking about work. [stretches his eyes out]
SpongeBob: No offense, Mr. Krabs, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the jellyfish.
We spit our food out in shock!
All of us: WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!?
[Mr. Krabs's eyes suck back in, and his eyes now stick back up as normal]
Mr. Krabs: [laughs a very long time] Ah, SpongeBob, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild. This is your natural habitat. [shows the kitchen] This is your wide open range. [shows the grill] These are your amber waves. [shows the greasy fryers] And this [picks up a spatula from the sink] oh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule! That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is gone. Mr. Krabs looks around his head.] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [walks out the Krusty Krab] I can too last more than one day. I'll show him. Aw, barnacles! [throws his hat on the ground]
Mr. Krabs: [opens the doors] SpongeBob, wait! [sees SpongeBob's hat on the ground and screams, revealing the hat has been dropped] Oh, he'll be back, alright. He'll be back.
We were sad to see SpongeBob go.
[Fades to SpongeBob's neighborhood. SpongeBob is now giving his stuff away to his friends. Shown on-screen is SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.]
SpongeBob: And, Squidward, I want you to have my can opener. [gives it to him]
Squidward: And I thought this friendship would never pay off. [walks away]
Patrick: [teary-eyed] Are-are-are-are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise? [shows him the mayonnaise jar]
SpongeBob: It's all yours.
[Patrick holds up a bunch of phone books]
Patrick: A-a-and these old phone books?
SpongeBob: All yours, old friend. [walks off and comes back with a case] Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have. [Opens up a rectangular box that has the words "Ol' Reliable" on the front. A glowing jellyfish net is inside. Patrick gasps and pants with excitement as he throws the phone books away and picks up Ol' Reliable]
Patrick: Oh! O-o-ol' Reliable? [cries as Sandy walks up]
Sandy: Howdy, y'all. Hey, SpongeBob, you having a garage sale?
SpongeBob: No, Sandy, I'm giving up my material possessions to live in the wild with the jellyfish.
Sandy: SpongeBob, of all the crazy schemes. Why would you want to live among the jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.
[SpongeBob pats Sandy's helmet]
SpongeBob: Oh, oh, Sandy. That's exactly the response I would expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived. I'm gonna prove I don't need all this stuff to be happy. [walks away] Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [walks behind a bush and takes his pants off] I won't be needing these. [drops his pants] But Sandy just so you know I will always love you. [and runs away] Buzz, buzz, buzz. [His friends see SpongeBob's actions: Patrick clearly upset, shaking himself, Squidward feeling indifferent, and Sandy feeling concerned.]
Squidward: He took off his pants.
Sandy: I'll give him a week. [walks away]
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes. [walks away, throwing off the can opener at Patrick.]
Patrick: Patrick sad!
Nico later was in Nicole's room and he was sad.
Squidward: Nico, what just happened?
Nico: I just got back a friend in Tsukuyomi. But lost another in Spongebob.
Squidward: Oh Nico I heard about it. I'm sorry.
Nico: It's all right. But I'll miss him.
[At Jellyfish Fields. SpongeBob touches the Jellyfish Fields sign.]
SpongeBob: I'm home. I'm home! I'm home! I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home! [jellyfish knock SpongeBob down as they fly by] Brothers and sisters, wait for me! [jellyfish fly into a hive] Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Okay, I'm here! [jellyfish fly out of hive] Wait, I just got here. My jellyfish instincts tell me to go... [sticks his finger in his mouth and then in his head] ...that way. [points to where the jellyfish went] Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. [running after jellyfish all over the fields. Jellyfish devour a bunch of kelp. SpongeBob decides to try it but is disgusted and spits it out from his tongue] This is the life. [jellyfish are floating in the middle of the fields as SpongeBob walks into the middle of the group] Hey, everybody, buzz buzz. Buzz to you. Buzz, buzz, nice current today. Hey, what's the buzz? [wants to shake a jellyfish's hand] Hello, I'm JellyBob, and you are? [jellyfish stings him and his hand, causing it to start swelling] Uhh... nice to meet you. [hand gets huge and swollen. SpongeBob smells some aroma and goes to check and see that Patrick and Sandy are having a picnic with Krabby Patties]
Sandy: Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty! [whispers into Patrick's ear] There he is, Patrick. Say your line.
Patrick: [reading off his script] "Why, thank you, Sandy, I would love one. (take patty)." [takes the patty] "Too bad SpongeBob isn't here. These are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. (take bite)." [sniffles. tries to take a bite, but throws the patty and the script away and turns to SpongeBob] I can't do it! SpongeBob! Come back!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not coming home.
Patrick: I miss you! [cuts to Sandy waving hello, but in guilty manner because of set-up] Sandy misses you! Even Squidward misses you!
In Nico's room, he was showing Squidward and Tsukuyomi a chart of all the Kamen Riders we've met or have yet to meet during Ambassador missions. Eiji Hino's picture was moved to the completed column alongside the pictures of Hitoshi Hidaka, Soji Tendo, Ryotaro Nogami, and Wataru Kurenai. Kouta Kazuraba's picture was in the in progress column. The pictures of Tsukasa Kadoya, Shotaro Hidari & Philip, Gentaro Kisaragi, Haruto Soma, Shinnosuke Tomari, Takeru Tenkuji, Emu Hojo, Sento Kiryu, Sougo Tokiwa, Aruto Hiden, and Touma Kamiyama were in the upcoming column.
Nico: As you two can see here, we still have 11 sets of Kamen Rider missions after the Gaim ones.
Me: And those have yet to be completed.
Squidward: Wow! And that is only 4 we have met so far.
Me: Yep. We have 15 Kamen Rider Teams that we are going to meet. Wow.
Tsukuyomi: That is so cool.
Me: It sure is. And so far out of all of them known. Only Soji Tendo, Ryotaro Nogami and Wataru Kurenai helped us during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Tsukuyomi: (touches the picture of Sougo) Sougo, you and Geiz hang on, okay? I'll come back to you soon.
Squidward: What about Woz?
Tsukuyomi: Well, after the whole mess with Swartz, he went to go traveling the world.
Me: We'll find him someday. But he is out there. I know it.
Nico: But this is so awesome that we have 5 Kamen Riders with us now.
Me: 7 counting the 2 in our Frenemies of the Masters of Evil.
Nico: True. That is so awesome.
Me: Yep. Also we owe Tsukasa big time for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Tsukuyomi: So Tsukasa helped out before?
Me: Yes and Nico was in a slump when it happened.
Nico: Whoa so Tsukasa Kadoya helped you guys at Disney Castle?
Me: He sure did and it was on Day 7 of the 20 Days of Darkness. Which was on January 30th, 2021 I think.
Nico: Remind me to thank him when we see him on Roxy's first Ambassador Mission.
Me: Noted.
Later Nico was in Nicole's room again. Nico was sitting in Nicole's room while on his phone. He was currently looking at pictures of all the good times we had of SpongeBob. Nico's thoughts were interrupted when a certain someone in Nicole's belt said my name nearby.
Kuroto Dan: Excuse me. Are you Nico Chan?
Nico: Kuroto Dan, right?
Kuroto Dan: That's God Kuroto Dan!
Nico: Really? Just God?
Kuroto Dan: I'm working my way from the beginning since Nicole defeated me.
Nico: Wow.
I came in.
Me: Nico who are you talking to?
Kuroto Dan: J.D. Knudson right?
Me: Whoa! You're Kuroto Dan from the Ex-Aid Kamen Riders. Nicole told us how she beat you and put you in her belt as a punishment.
Kuroto Dan: That's right.
Me: Awesome. Sorry I thought Nico was going stir-crazy.
Nico: No sorry.
I left.
Kuroto Dan: So, your friend Spongebob left to go live with the Jellyfish?
Nico: Sounds about right?
Kuroto Dan: You're not really going to let him go, are you?
Nico: What choice do I have? It's his decision.
Kuroto Dan: You know, when Poppy was working for the Bugsters temporarily, Emu refused to give up on her. It took a while. But eventually, he was able to convince her to go abck to fighting for the smiles of innocent people.
Nico: I remember that. But why are you telling me this?
Kuroto Dan: You're in Emu's position. And Spongebob is in Poppy's position. Are you really going to give up on him?
Nico thought about it and then he got a look of determination on his face.
Nico: You're right! Emu never quit on anyone and I won't do so again! SpongeBob is a member of the team and we love him just as much as he loves Sandy and us!
Kuroto Dan: That's the spirit!
Nico: Also, I hope Nicole doesn't kill me for this. But we need all the help we can get if we're gonna find Spongebob.
Kuroto Dan: I'll do my best.
Nicole came in.
Nicole: And you have my permission to let him out Nico.
Nico: Really?
Nicole: Sure and as the Goddess of Video Games, I did punish him for his crimes. He did redeem himself in the end. But I locked him in that belt as my form of punishment for him. But he is gonna be under close watch on Supervised Parole from me just to be on the safe side if he tries anything. And if he proves himself he'll be in either the Masters of Evil or the Redemption Squad. It'll be his choice.
Nico: Awesome.
Kuroto Dan: Thank you milady.
Nicole let him out of the belt and she put a seal on him to watch him and he was bound to Nicole to make sure he doesn't try anything funny.
Kuroto Dan: I think the Masters of Evil will have use of my godly talents. But I doubt it'll be that hard to find Spongebob.
Nicole: He's in Jellyfish Fields no doubt.
Nico: Then lets get everyone together.
Nicole: Yep. Also the Masters of Evil is perfect for you. But just remember to keep up your end of the bargain or it's back in the belt.
Kuroto Dan: Yes Milady.
We gathered everyone and we were off.
SpongeBob: I'm happy here. This is my home now. [Sandy drags Patrick away]
Patrick: No! SpongeBob! [later, SpongeBob comes in wiggling his arms and legs like the jellyfish]
SpongeBob: Hey, everybody! I'm back! I think I'm getting the hang of this.
[Jellyfish float away as the net is swung at SpongeBob, which knocks him down. Patrick, breathing heavily in anger, is ready to capture SpongeBob with Ol' Reliable]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing?
Patrick: [eyes tearing] If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy! [Violently swings his jellyfish net once, as if to catch a jellyfish. He then shows a jar with a label on the front that reads "SpongeBob - Friend"] I even picked out this nice jar for you! [shows SpongeBob the jar]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Go home! I'm a jellyfish now!
[Patrick swings the net at SpongeBob but SpongeBob runs away.]
We found Sandy.
Nico: Guys, where's Patrick?
Sandy (nervously): Um... getting ice cream?
Patrick: [war cry]
Me: Uh oh!
Nico: We better get him!
[After hearing Patrick's war cry, SpongeBob runs away and hides behind a rock but the rock is actually a giant snail's shell.]
Rock snail: Meow. [slithers away]
[SpongeBob flees from the roaring Patrick. Patrick continues making a war cry and then begins chases SpongeBob. SpongeBob then hides behind a rock]
Patrick: I can see you there! [SpongeBob hides behind a bush] I still see you! [SpongeBob hides behind another rock] You're gonna look good on my mantel! [SpongeBob continues fleeing from Patrick] Friends forever, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob runs underneath an arch rock and gasps for oxygen. He spots Patrick underneath the rock on the top]
Patrick: I got you now, SpongeBob! [falls on the ground and misses SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Patrick! No!
[Patrick runs after SpongeBob again]
Me: PATRICK STOP THIS!
We jumped in front of him!
Kuroto Dan: God is in the house!
Patrick: GOD IS AS GOOD AS DEAD! (grabs his throat and snaps his neck)
Sandy: Are you nuts, Patrick?
However, a Warp Pipe similar to Mario's appeared and Kuroto jumped out of it.
Kuroto Dan: Damn, I only have 6 lives left now.
Me: And I thought the Mario Brothers were only capable of doing that.
Laney: Yeah.
Nicole: Good think I prepared for this. (Whistles)
She gave him 10 1UP Mushrooms and they gave him 10 more lives.
Nicole: Keep being good and there will be more where that came from. 10 lives a day for good behavior.
Kuroto Dan: Thanks milady.
We jumped on Patrick and held him and Laney tied him up with vines!
Patrick: (roars) God is going to die!
Kuroto Dan: Well, it seems this is a more silly version of Superman's fight with Doomsday.
Me: It sure is funny.
Nicole: Yeah.
We then jumped him.
Me: Patrick that's enough!
Laney: SpongeBob can't you see that Patrick misses you!?
SpongeBob: But I'm a jellyfish now!
Heidi: You're not a jellyfish SpongeBob. You're a Porifera. That's what you are.
Nico: SpongeBob you are more than just a sponge, you are the best friend ever! Who was the one that helped make the Krusty Krab into the greatest restaurant ever and helped save Bikini Bottom from when Plankton tried to enslave it?
SpongeBob: Uhh me?
Nico: Yeah! And who helped Lily expose Mr. Krabs's crimes and more and helped foil Plankton's plots more than anyone else we know?
SpongeBob: Me?
Nico: Yeah! And also who helped Lily become as great a fry cook as you are!
SpongeBob: I did!
Me: So what are you!?
SpongeBob: I'm A SPONGE!
Me: And what is your name!?
SpongeBob: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Lily: And who is the greatest manager of the Krusty Krab and the greatest boss ever!?
SpongeBob: I AM!
Laney: And who has a Starfish, Squirrel, Squid, Lobster, Pufferfish, Plankton, Whale and Mermaid for awesome friends!?
SpongeBob: I DO!
Me: And who has the most awesome Squirrel Girlfriend under the sea!?
SpongeBob: I DO AND I LOVE HER!
Patrick calmed down.
Plankton: Are you calm now, Patrick?
Patrick: I am now. But SpongeBob?
SpongeBob and Patrick hugged and cried loudly!
SpongeBob and Patrick: (BAWLING LIKE BABIES)
SpongeBob: PATRICK I'M SO SORRY! (CRYING)
Patrick: (CRYING) ME TOO SPONGEBOB! I'M SORRY TOO!
Squidward: By the way, Nico, which Gene Spammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I thought you guys were never going to ask me that today. I am hoping to do one that is for a Togruta next.
Shanan: A Gene-Slammer for one of Ahsoka Tano's kind next? Wow that will be interesting to see.
Ahsoka: I'm very flattered that you want to find a gene-slammer for one of my kind next.
Me: Then it's a no brainer that you will be coming with us on Nico's next rescue Ahsoka.
Ahsoka: Yes it sure is.
Anakin: This will be awesome to see Snips.
Nico: Anakin's coming with me too.
Anakin: I'm honored that I'll be going with you Nico.
Laney: This is gonna be awesome. I hope it takes place on one of the many planets we went to during the war with the Empire.
Me: I hope so too. That will be so awesome.
Eli: It sure will be awesome.
One thing is for sure. SpongeBob learned an incredibly big lesson today and it's to never be something you're not especially if it's something that he likes, like Jellyfish.
Meanwhile in Japan, Tyson and his team were getting ready for our arrival. Our target? Voltaire Hiwatari, a ruthless dictator that is in big time trouble with not just us but with the world too. The World Leaders have told us to go get him and destroy him and his regime for war crimes and illegal experimentation. And we're going to help the Beybladers do it.
Tyson: J.D. is not just a Beyblader, he is the ULTIMATE Beyblader and he beat Voltaire before.
Hilary: He sure did and he showed us his awesome skills and Tahu is amazing too.
Tyson: He sure is. It'll be awesome giving everyone Beyblades. Now we have to get ready.
Beybladers: READY! 3…2…1… LET IT RIP!
ZOOOOOMM!
Their Beyblades zoomed to the camera and the screen turned blue.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Another awesome fanfic complete!
The SpongeBob episode Nature Pants was a really funny episode and it was really cool and awesome. SpongeBob dreamed of wanting to living with the Jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. But that was a really stupid dream. SpongeBob gave up everything all for a farfetched dream. The episode aired on September 11th, 1999 and that was a really funny episode too. The dream scene was based on a video that I saw on YouTube and it was really cool. The first rescue was for the Batman Arkham Knight scenario where we go fight Professor Pyg and that was a crazy one! The second part was for the TV Movie Piranhaconda. That was a cool one. Freaky too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next dream rescue for me is gonna be a really awesome one as me and Natilee go into my dream and we're going to meet a Fire Fairy World and it's full of amazing Fire Fairies and we're going to also meet a Human Size Fire Fairy named Rennolla and she will be really beautiful. We're also going to face Crocker who has returned to get revenge on me through his dreams. I'm going to use the Black Gates on him. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily head to the planet Naboo and we're going to face Darth Maul and we're going to use the Black Gates on Darth Maul. And we're going to meet a Togruta Gene-Slammer named Selma Lillyton. Selma Lillyton is one of Nico's friends that is from Math Class and she has awesome star angel wings and she is a gene-slammer for a Togruta, Ahsoka's species and she has awesome power and skills in both the Light and Dark Sides of the Force. She also has a strong power like Eli does. She also beat a bunch of bullies and hit them all in massive amounts of trouble. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be for the video game Skeleton Warriors and we're going to destroy Baron Dark and his skeleton warriors and we're going to meet Prince Lightstar and destroyed Dark once and for all. And we're going to also meet a gene-slammer for Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man named Evelyn Francois. Evelyn Francois is the Gene-Slammer for Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man and she like her fellow Arcana Force Gene-Slammers is a psychic and clairvoyant and master of the force of Gravity. She has a lot of awesome powers and even exposed tremendously dark secrets about Icky Vicky and how she was going to kill every single kid in the world. Also she stopped an attack on Lana, Lincoln, Laney and Lily before it even happened by a murderer and got him sent to death row. Also during the exercise scene, Carly Morgan is going to reveal in detail how her own mother went nuts and tried to kill her after Evelyn's Revelation. So get ready for a dark story on that. Buckle your seatbelts everyone! This is gonna be an explosively awesome adventure as we go meet Tyson and the Blade Breakers and we're going to help them take down Voltaire Hiwatari and we're going to make that monster pay for his crimes.
See you all tomorrow!
