This chapter is a Land Version of the SpongeBob Squarepants Episode Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle


In the Early Morning Hours at 1:26 AM, I was asleep in my bed with Varie and everyone and I was having a really amazing dream. I was flying in the sky and it was amazing. The sky was going on and on forever and it was incredible.

Me: Wow! There's no surface! Just endless sky.

Natilee appeared.

Natilee: Hey dad! Wow! This is really awesome!

Me: Boy it sure is! The sky is so awesome!

Natilee: It sure is. It's perfect to stretch our wings here.

Me: No kidding.

We then saw a beautiful kingdom in the sky and it was incredible.

Me: Wow! Look at that!

Natilee: It's a Sky Kingdom.

We went over and landed and we saw that it was a SKY MERMAID KINGDOM! It was a kingdom for mermaids with wings.

Me: WHOA!

Natilee: A Sky Mermaid Kingdom. This is really amazing.

A blue hair mermaid with wings came and she was beautiful.

Semyona: Wow! The famous J.D. Knudson and Natilee Knudson. It's such an honor. my name is Semyona and I'm the princess of Aeromaida the Sky Mermaid Kingdom.

Me: Awesome to meet you.

Natilee: This is amazing that you all love so high up in the sky like this. It's amazing.

Semyona: It sure is amazing. Seeing the sky this high up is so cool. But it's boring because there's nothing to do down below where all we do is fly up here.

Me: That is strange. There's no surface but it's all amazing up here this high up.

Semyona: Yeah. But I'm glad you all are here. We have problems.

Me: With him right!?

We saw STORIOUS!


Storious is the leader of the Megiddo and one of the two main antagonists alongside Master Logos, of Kamen Rider Saber. He is the one that is responsible for summoning the Story Megid. He serves as the central antagonist of the first quarter, a major antagonist of the second quarter, a supporting antagonist in the third quarter and the main antagonist of the final quarter, thus serving as the final antagonist of the entire series.

He seeks to create the Alter Ride Books in order to bring forth the Great Book, in order to destroy both Earth and the Wonder World. To this end, he manipulated both Legeiel and Zooous in order to further his own plans. He has an alliance with Master Logos, so he could obtain all the other Wonder Ride Books and as well as use them to recreate the Great Book, so he could use its power in order to destroy both the Earth and the Wonder World, and as well as recreate them in his own image.

After gathering the five powers of the First People and obtaining the Grimoire Alter Ride Book, Storious becomes Kamen Rider Storious.

He is portrayed by Robin Furuya.

Storious was originally one of the five followers of a mysterious woman who linked the Earth with the Wonder World, thus people could enter and exit the Wonder World. Once a poet and great writer, Storious loved nothing more than to create great epics, always being praised with how he can come up with great original stories. Upon setting foot in the Wonder World, Storious and his two comrades sought out the Great Book to use its knowledge for a better world. However, upon finding and reading it, Storius' ego and pride would forever be wounded; within the contents of the book, he learned everything that has happened and will ever happened is predestined, including his own writing. Seeing himself as nothing more than a puppet with no free will now, Storius came to the conclusion that his new purpose is to bring about the end of the world as it's written in the Great Book, and conspired with Legeiel and Zoous in secret, with the promise they can remake the world in their own image. The three tore pages from the Great Book, in which they used to become the Megid and began building up an army of monsters, thus resulting in their former ally, the first Master Logos, founding the Sword of Logos in order to fight against them and the monsters they have created.

Storious and his fellow Megid seek to use the said monsters in order to trap several people on Earth into the Wonder World, so they could be transformed into Alter Ride Books. The Megid seek to use these books in order to use the power of the Great Book to give them control over the current world, enabling them to use its power to remake the world into their own. However, Storious has his own plans, in which it involves gaining control of the Earth and the Wonder World, and to this end he plans to steal both of his companions' Alter Ride Books so he can merge them with his own. In addition, Storious also has an alliance with Isaac, the current Master Logos that betrayed the legacy of his predecessors, in order to collect the remaining Wonder Ride Books in order to recreate the Great Book, so he could succeed in his master plan.

After seeing to the deaths of his two comrades, Storious murdered Tassel, in order to obtain the last piece of the Great Book, in which he wanted to grab it in order to succeed in his plans. Storious then turned several people into books and fed them to the Charybdis Megid alongside a clone of Sophia that he created, before letting it devour all five books along with himself in order to merge them together in order to create the Grimoire Alter Ride Book, in which he uses its power in order to become Kamen Rider Storious. With his newfound power, Storious sought to merge both the Earth and Wonder World in order to destroy both of them, so he could see to the end of the story in his very own image.

2000 years prior to the present day, Storious was a poet who wrote numerous stories and delighted in reading them to others.

At some point, Storious became part of a group of five travelers alongside Victor, Legeiel, Zooous and the man who would become the first Master Logos. The five sought to find the Wonder World in the hopes that its power could be used to give humanity a better life. They eventually found a mysterious woman from the Wonder World with the power to link the worlds and became her followers, becoming the first humans to set foot in the Wonder World after she enabled them to pass over. There, the five bore witness to the source of the Wonder World's power, the Book of Omniscience.

While Victor wanted to use the vast array of knowledge stored inside to give humanity a better life, Storious soon discovered that every poem he had ever written was already in the Great Book and that what he had thought he had come up with on his own he had in fact received from the Wonder World, leading him to believe his work was meaningless as he nor the rest of humanity could create anything original that wasn't already written down in the Great Book. With that revelation, Storious sought to obtain the Great Book's power for himself, teaming up Legeiel and Zooous, who had also been corrupted by the Book's power, to do so. The three soon attempted to steal it and each tore a page from it, embedding the pages into themselves to become the very first Megid. The three were opposed by Viktor and his other companion, who founded the Sword of Logos to safeguard the Book of Omniscience and prevent the Megid or anyone else from abusing its power. The Megid would soon use the pages they had collected to create the Alter Ride Books and use them to build a vast army to fight against the Sword of Logos, triggering the War of the Wonder World. To ensure the Book of Omniscience's power would be less concentrated should it ever fall into anyone's hands, the mysterious woman split it up into dozens of pages, forming the Wonder Ride Books that the swordsmen of the Sword of Logos used to transform into Kamen Riders. The three largest portions of the Book were given to Viktor and Master Logos, with Victor taking one portion to safeguard himself while the first Master Logos took two to place in Northern and Southern Base. Victor would also become the Wonder World's new guardian, taking up the name "Tassel".

The war between the two sides would rage for 2000 years. Eventually, the successor to Master Logos, bored of his duty to safeguard humanity when he saw them as a foolish and stagnant species, made a secret alliance with Storious to reassemble all the pages of the Book of Omniscience so they could use its power for their own ends. He would also at some point experiment with creating a hybrid of all three Megid classes, resulting in the birth of Desast. Unbeknownst to Legeiel and Zooous, who sought to use the Book to grant themselves unlimited power, Storious sought not to use the completed book to remake the world, but simply to end it, as he had grown to believe the world to be meaningless since all of human invention came from the Great Book.

As part of their conspiracy, the current Master Logos manipulated Hayato Fukamiya into kidnapping Luna, a mysterious girl from the Wonder World who had the power to bridge the worlds, and using her in a ritual to bridge the Earth and Wonder World. The other Riders of the Sword of Logos soon arrived to stop him, only for the Storious and the other Megid to appear to fight them. In the end, Hayato was defeated by his former comrade Daichi Kamijou and the ritual was left incomplete, though Luna was lost. Having learned that Hayato was coerced by a traitor within the Sword of Logos, Daichi took up the Kurayami blade to become the next Calibur and sided with the Megid in order to find the traitor, unaware of Storious' involvement with him.

At some point following the Golem Megid's destruction, Storious created both the Ari Megid and Kirigirisu Megid and sent them to entrap a portion of a city to rewrite reality. However, the two monsters were soon met by Kamen Riders Saber and Blades, who arrived to stop them. As the Riders fought against the Megiddo Mamono, Storious and the other Megiddo observed them from their base. The two Riders eventually triumphed over the Megiddo, destroying them both and returning the city to normal.

After Kamen Rider Calibur expressed a desire to travel to Avalon, Storious decided to help him get there. Posing a victim of a Megid attack, Storious was able to get close to Touma and steal his power to transform into Saber. After returning to the Megid's hideout, Storious and Calibur used the power taken from Touma to open a portal to Avalon.

Eventually, Storious and the other Majin put their plan into motion with help from Kamen Rider Calibur. They created giant books at six points in the city that formed a ring and used them to create a portal connecting Earth to the Wonder World, summoning the book that contained the Table of Revelation. While Calibur flew inside the portal to obtain the page, the three Majin assumed their Megid forms to hold off the Kamen Riders of the Sword of Logos. However, they were unable to stop Saber from entering the portal after Calibur.

Ultimately, Saber would thwart Calibur's attempt to obtain the Table of Revelation and Calibur would die after being stabbed through the back by Desast. Zooous was frustrated that all the Megid's work had been undone, but Storious assured him that it was not for nothing as there were now numerous humans who were linked to the Wonder World that could be used for creating Megid.

Sometime after Zooous created the Neko Megid from Mei Sudo, Storious met with Master Logos in his throne room to discuss their next move. Storious noted that Sophia had returned to Northern Base, though Master Logos was unconcerned and stated that she might even help with gathering all the Wonder Ride Books needed to recreate the Book of Ancients. He then declared that their next move would be to claim Northern Base's power and informed Storious that Northern Base had a portion of the Book of Ancients not unlike the one in his possession.

Storious then teleported away to check up on Zooous, leaving the scene just before Reika and Ryoga Shindai arrived in the throne room. Reika informed Master Logos that the traitor and the Megid had gotten away, but Master Logos told her not to touch them and instructed them to leave them alive before teleporting away himself.

After Zooous was defeated by Touma and Rintaro, Storious swooped and retrieved the key Zooous had dropped before bringing Zooous back to their lair.

Right before the attack on Northern Base, Storious met with Master Logos to discuss their plan of attack. Storious noted that the base had a barrier around it to protect it from attack, but Master Logos declared that breaking it would be mere child's play. Storious then offered to provide support for the attack, noting that he had a "wild beast" ready to rampage.

After this, Storious departed, Master Logos went out to the balcony of Southern Base and fired a magical arrow all the way to Northern Base, shattering the barrier and allowing Storious and Zooous to break in alongside the Shindai siblings. While the Northern Base Riders were able to fend off the Shindai siblings and destroy Zooous, Storious was able to get away with the objective of his attack, a Wonder Book that would allow him to create artificial humans to connect the worlds.

Returning to his lair, Storious was later seen using the book to create a new human resembling Sophia.

Storious watched from afar as Master Logos assembled all the Wonder Ride Books and Sacred Swords to recreate the Great Book. After Master Logos obtained the incomplete Omniforce book, Storious departed from the scene.

As Desast watched the confrontation between the swordsmen Riders and Master Logos, eager to join in, Storious suddenly appeared and told him to hold off.

Storious would later meet with Isaac again in Southern Base, only for Touma and Rintaro to enter to confront the Master. After Isaac was defeated by Xross Saber, Storious swooped in and teleported them both to the Megid lair. Storious asked the Master what his next move would be, to which he responded it was to capture Luna again.

Isaac remarked that if they captured the girl, they could easily use her to recreate the Book of Omniscience. Storious, seemingly disinterested, remarked that Saber's new holy blade was a sight to behold, to which Isaac retorted by saying "his god" had not given him permission to speak. Later, after Isaac was badly defeated by Xross Saber and had the Omniforce book broken, Storious, watching from his lair, let out an uncharacteristically maniacal laugh. He would then come across Isaac as the pieces of the book forged back together. As Isaac proclaimed his tale would continue, Storious told him that in fact his tale ended here, finishing him off after Isaac declared himself god one last time and claiming the Omniforce book for himself. With the Omniforce in his possession, Storious, addressing the audience, proclaimed that he would spin the tale from then on, and that the story was nearing its conclusion.

Returning to the Megid lair, Storious examined the Alter Ride Books of each of the Megid and noted that he had gathered the powers of four of the original five, with the only power he still needed to collect being that of his old companion Viktor/Tassel. Desast then appeared and took note of Storious' change in wardrobe, asking him what he was really planning. Storious simply answered that it was time for him to write an ending to the tale. The two then ventured out outside the lair, where Storious revealed to Desast he intended to claim his book next. Desast refused to hand his book over, saying he still hadn't had enough fun yet, and pulled out the Mumeiken Kyomu to transform into Kamen Rider Falchion as Storious assumed his Megid form to fight him. The two battled on even footing at first, until Storious summoned the Charybdis Megid to assist him. The Charybdis Megid bit off half off Desast's body, damaging his core Book and leading Desast to retreat to recuperate. After the Charydbis Megid absorbed Desast's power to become Charybdis Hercules, Storious had it begin eating away at the barrier between the Earth and Wonder World.

Storious would then make his move to claim Tassel's portion of the Book of All, approaching him while he was searching his cottage for Luna. Storious chased Tassel through the forest and attempted to seize his portion of the book, but Tassel could not bring himself to strike his old friend. Tassel asked Storious to remember why they sought the Wonder World in the first place in an attempt to reach him and stated that he did not wish to fight his old friend, commenting that the both of them were the only ones remaining out of the original five who had sought the Wonder World. Tassel then stated it was time for them to entrust the future to Touma and Luna, only for Storious to then stab Victor through the chest and proclaim that entrusting it to anyone else was foolish. A dying Tassel then apologized to Storious for how corrupted he had become, saying it was his fault for leading them all to seek the power of the Wonder World in the first place. Hearing this caused Storious to hesitate before pushing Victor's body to the ground and claiming his portion of the Great Book.

With the Wonder World's guardian gone it soon became corrupted and began to encroach on Earth. As Touma and the other swordsmen Riders went out to stop the Wonder World's encroach, Storious appeared to personally confront Touma. Touma demanded to know why Storious had killed Victor, his own friend, but Storious simply replied that his death was another crucial scene and that the story was nearing its conclusion. He would further say that he intended to write an ending to the story filled with despair, but Touma responded that the stories which were passed down through human history were ones that gave people hope. Desast would then interrupt their conversation and attempt to attack Touma, leading Storious to ask that Touma eliminate Desast as he wasn't necessary to his story. Touma however kept his attention focused on Storious. Storious would then say that he made Desast on a whim and that he had no true purpose for living, leading Desast to attempt to attack Storious only for Storious to summon Caladbolg and block the attack. Storious would then depart from the scene, leaving Touma and Desast to fight it out. He would then return to a secret location, where he was keeping the artificial clone of Sophia he had made.

With all five pieces of the Great Book in his possession, Storious made preparations to combine them. His lair was soon stormed by Touma, Reika and Ryoga, who found that Storious had turned hundreds of people into books, who could now do nothing but writhe and scream in agony. The three were then confronted by the Charybdis Megid and the clone of Sophia Storious had made, followed by Storious himself. Storious had Charydbis devour the Sophia clone along with all of the people books he had made to empower it before sending it to attack the three swordsmen. After Touma and the Shindai siblings beat it back however, Storious stepped into the field himself and had the Charybdis Megid devour him along with the five pieces of the Great Book. After a few seconds, Storious burst out of the Megid, with the five pieces of the Great Book having now been forged into the singular Grimoire Alter Ride Book.

With the Grimoire Alter Ride Book in his position, Storious moved to the next phase of his plan. He traveled to the place containing the tombs of the four Lords of Wise, who had previously been killed off by Master Logos, and revived them as his undead puppets. Storious then broke the barriers the Sword of Logos had put in place to temporarily stop the Wonder World's encroachment and allowed the Wonder World to continue seeping onto Earth, with giant books being opened up all over the place that caused Shimito spawn and terrorize those caught in them. The Sword of Logos Riders soon arrived to confront Storious again and stop his evil plan, at which point Storious used the Grimoire Rider book and unveiled his Kamen Rider form. He then summoned the Lords of Wise and had them attack the Riders. With their knowledge of all the guild's fighting techniques, the four sages were able to easily outmatch the Riders and force them to retreat. Before Touma departed, Storious summoned a massive tower and instructed Touma that he would be waiting for him in it. With the Riders gone, Storious created a magical barrier all over the Earth and began building up a massive army of Shimi for the final stage of his plan.

While the Kamen Riders of the Sword of Logos fought their way through his army of Shimi, Storious was visited by the spirits of his two former comrades, Legeiel and Zooous. The two asked Storious how they had ended up as monsters when they had only wanted to create a world free of hunger and poverty. Storious plainly replied that their hopes had been twisted into a bottomless lust for power. Legeiel then asked Storious if the same was true of him, to which Storious answered that it was not and that he had lost his desire to help the world upon experiencing the truth they had learned 2000 years ago. Legeiel then asked Storious what had happened to his love for poetry, only for Storious to snap back and directly address Luna, who had conjured the spirits of his two former friends. Storious asked Luna what she was trying to do by summoning them and mocked her for thinking that doing so would change his mind. Storious then revealed he knew of Luna's true nature as not only the embodiment of the Wonder World but an aspect of the Omniscient Tome itself, and proclaimed that it was him learning the truth of the Omniscient Tome, that it was the thing that had created everything in the world and that everything made by humans was really a manifestation of what was written in the Tome, that had caused his nihilism. Storious further stated that the world's conclusion was inevitable and had already been written in the Book, but Luna protested and told Storious that there were still people who wished to save it, only to suddenly find herself in pain. Storious then revealed that he knew of how Luna had linked Touma to the Wonder World and that the Riders would play an integral role in the "final chapter" of the story he intended to write, which would see their attempt to save the world crushed in order to bring about a despair-filled ending. However, Luna responded by calling Storious a pitiful person and proclaimed that Touma was capable of inventing new things which either of them knew nothing about, prompting Storious to cast Luna's apparition away.

While the Riders held back the remaining Lords of Wise, Touma rushed to the top of the tower to confront Storious. In their confrontation, Storious revealed to Touma that everything that had ever been invented was already in the Great Book, including the stories he had written, but his words did not sway Touma into giving up. Storious then explained his own past to Touma, how he was once a poet who became disillusioned upon reading the Great Book and finding out that everything he had written came from it, but Touma still remained committed in his mission to stopping him, saying that even if his own stories came from somewhere else, they had still brought joy to dozens of people. Storious then transformed into his Kamen Rider form as Touma became Xross Saber and the two did battle. Despite Touma trying his hardest to hold his own against Storious, Storious was able to knock him out of his transformation before kicking him down a hole in the center of the room.

However, Touma was saved and lifted out of the hole by the Primitive Dragon boy. Touma then transformed into Kamen Rider Saber Primitive Dragon and attacked Kamen Rider Storious, flinging him against a wall. Despite overpowering the evil Rider initially, Saber was beaten back by Storious and knocked out of his transformation. It was then that Rintaro arrived and clashed with Storious, followed by Kento. Luna then appeared and used her power to draw forth the Wonder Ride Books and Seiken. Storious attempted to stop her, but Touma blocked his attack from reaching her. Luna used the Wonder Ride Books to create a new Wonder Ride Book containing all of their power and passed it to Touma. Touma, Rintaro and Kento then assumed their Kamen Rider forms using the book and took on Storious together. The three battered Kamen Rider Storious with the powers of various Wonder Ride Books before flinging him in the air and taking turns slashing him. They then executed a combined slash on Storious and finished him off, knocking him out of his transformation. Defeated, Storious reflected on his time as a poet and how he had made people smile with his stories. He then looked up and saw Touma with his new Wonder Ride book, contemplating how he had created a new story only to solemnly say the world would end soon before disappearing with the rest of the world. Because of Storious' earlier machinations, the entire world faded into darkness, but Touma was able to undo Storious' plan and restore everything to as it was with the power of the world's stories.

After Storious' plan was averted, all of his victims reappeared perfectly normal. Storious' spirit later appeared in the Wonder World alongside the spirits of Tassel, the first Master Logos and his former Megid allies, having made peace with his former friends, to greet Touma after he became the Wonder World's guardian. While his friends wished Touma good luck as the Wonder World's guardian, Storious remarked that the world was made of stories and that Touma was the hero he needed.


Me: Storious! We're going to face him on the big day with the Saber Kamen Riders!

Natilee: At least we're going to make him pay.

Me: Yep.

I went Super Angel Xelnaga Infinity and went up to him!

Storious: You will not stop me J.D. Knudson! I am the only one that will decide how this story will end!

Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice of Infinite Justice and Hope) I don't think so. I WILL DECIDE HOW THE STORY ENDS! And your end is death!

I punched him in the face and stomach and then grabbed Grimoire out of his hands!

Storious: NO!

Me: Grimoire huh? I heard a lot about this. Me and Touma have been keeping in touch.

Storious then went INTO A BALLISTIC RAGE WHEN HE HEARD ME SAY THAT NAME!

Storious: I WILL KILL YOU! NO ONE SAYS THAT NAME! I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE MORON TOUMA!

He went at me in a massive ballistic fury!

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and then I unsheathed my sword and the slashed into his forehead the Star of Satan!

Me: To let the devil know that hell is waiting for you.

I kicked him in the crotch and slashed him across his face and then the Grimoire glowed and it turned into an awesome and all powerful new book! It was called ETERNAL WONDER OF JOY!

Me: WHOA!

Natilee: Dad purified the Grimoire!

Semyona: Wow! J.D.'s power is amazing!

Natilee: It sure is.

I then slashed Storious and banished him right to the Warp!

Me: Until the big day in September.

I powered down.

Semyona: That was amazing!

Natilee: Way to go dad!

Me: Thanks girls.

Semyona: I would like to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm if that's all right.

Me: Sure Semyona.

However little did we know that this was going to be the strangest adventure we've had. In Gotham Royal York, an eerie fog appears, and mysterious singing occurs overnight.

At 8:10 AM I woke up.

Me: Wow! What a dream.

I discovered that I still had The Eternal Wonder of Joy book in my hands.

Me: Wow!

I then went to the table for breakfast after getting dressed and then I told everyone everything that happened and it was amazing! I got to reading the book and it was all amazing!


Later it was time for Nico's Rescue.

Flying through space was Nico, Mystique, Orion, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we got reports of another food planet.

Me: I wonder what food planet we're going to see this time.

Eli: I hope it's a really cool one.

Nico: I have a feeling it will be a good one.

Carol Pusateri: Same with me. I hope it's a really awesome one too.

Lily: Same here.

Kaoruko: But J.D. that is so awesome that you got the most powerful book from Saber in your dream.

Me: And me taking down Storious in the Sky Mermaid Kingdom was a great warmup for the big day in September. We go to meet the OOO, Gaim, Decade and W Kamen Riders I think in August.

Eli: I think that's right.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Orion.

Orion: No problem Nico. It's always going to be fun going on these awesome rescues with you.

Sirius: It sure is awesome.

Camie: I agree there too.

Arrietty: It sure is awesome.

Nico: Orion, I have a feeliing that when we fight alongside the Zenkaigers, you'll definitely team up with Zocks.

Orion: I have that awesome feeling too. Wow. Gold and Silver Super Megaforce Rangers. That is an awesome team up.

Me: It sure is! That's a darn shame there wasn't a Gold Super Megaforce Ranger in the American Adaptation. Then Gold and Silver would be perfect.

Laney: It sure would! Just like the Gold and Silver RPM Rangers.

Lana: That would be awesome too.

Nico: Yeah. Except Zocks is for Zenkaigers where Zocks represents the Gokaigers and you Orion are the Silver Super Megaforce Ranger.

Me: That's true.

Lana: Yeah.

Nico: Though Troy will definitely team up with Kaito.

Me: That will be awesome! After the Kiramagers coming up in 3 weeks we'll have 45+ Years of Sentai and Power Rangers with us all.

Rarity: Oh it will be most fun darlings.

Nico: It sure will be awesome.

We then arrived at the planet and it looked like a golden version of a desert planet.

Laney: This it?

Nico: Yeah.

Me: From space it looks like a desert planet.

Nico: It sure does.

Orion: It's not just that. It's gold.

Me: Well we won't know until we see it.

Nico: Lets head down.

We went down to the planet and we arrived in a swamp and to our amazement and shock we saw that we were on a FRENCH FRY PLANET! EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF FRENCH FRIES! AND THE LAKES, RIVERS AND WATER OF THE PLANET WAS KETCHUP AND FRY SAUCE!

Eli: WHOA!

Me: It's a planet made of delicious French Fries!

Nico: Oh wow! Ben and Albedo would absolutely love this planet! Especially since they both love chili fries.

Laney: Oh boy! This is my kind of planet.

Kaoruko: Mine too. It looks so awesome.

Fu: It sure does.

Orion: Okay. I'll eat a few. And then, I'll morph in case a villain shows up.

Orion ate some and even dipped them in the ketchup river and it was delicious!

Orion: DELICIOUS!

Me: Oh wow!

We got to eating and they were delicious!

Me: MMM! Delicious!

Laney: MMM! YEAH!

Nico: Also, Jorgen called me this morning and said that he's applying for membership in the Masters of Evil. He needs a second job since he's not getting paid enough in his first one.

Me: That is cool! And he is intimidating to lots of fairies in Fairy World. But then again he isn't called the Toughest Fairy in the Universe for nothing.

Lana: That's true and that Arnold Schwarzenegger accent of his is awesome.

Lily: You said it Lana.

Nico: It sure is.

Orion: But he's still a good friend. Even before the battle against Thanos.

Nico: That's true there.

Me: And he did help Timmy and friends many times before.

Laney: He sure did.

Me: Jorgen may be intimidating but he does pack one helluva wallop.

Orion: I'll keep watch in case a villain tries to try something.

Me: Okay.

Orion kept a close watch.

Laney: Boy these fries are all so awesome and delicious.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure are delicious.

Eli: Best ever.

Nico: It could use some ketchup. And I brought some!

He pulled out a bottle of ketchup

Me: Cool. But there's lots and lots of ketchup in the rivers too.

Nico: I know.

Me: Also I hope that's not the Flat-chup.

Eli: Yeah we don't want to go through that again.

Nico: Not to worry. This time, we'll be prepared if more flat-chup comes.

Me: Good. Omaima Lexxington farting all the time is more than enough for us.

Rachel Stavenport: That I can get used to. But not all of us farting like that too.

We laughed.

Orion: (in his head) As soon as a villain pops up, I'll go In Space.

Then a figure appeared and it was BOSS TAU ZANT, The main villain from Hurricangers!


Boss Tau Zant is the leader of the Jakanja and the main antagonist of Ninpu Sentai Hurricaneger. He is a centipede-like alien who seeks to invoke "It" to destroy the universe and recreate it with him as ruler.

He is voiced by Kiyoyuki Yanada, who also voiced Yogosteinand Yogoshimacritein in Engine Sentai Go-onger.

500 years prior to the start of the series, Tau Zant learned of "it" and its power to destroy and recreate the universe. Seeking to invoke this so he could emerge as god of the newly-created one, Tau Zant founded the Jakanja and gathered ninjas from all across the galaxy to form the Seven Darkness Spears, an elite team to help him realize this goal.

To this end, Tau Zant sent probes to the far corners of the universe to search for the materials necessary to enact his plan. After one of the probe's landed on Earth and activated, sending a signal back to the Jakanja, Tau Zant and five of the Dark Spears headed to Earth in Parasite Fortress Centipede. To remove any obstacles in their path, Tau Zant ordered the elimination of both the Hayate's Way Ninja Academy and the Ikazuchi's Way Ninja Academy, before having the Jakanja commence their invasion.

Later, Tau Zant recruited the two surviving members of Ikazuchi's Way, the Gouraigers, into the Jakanja, secretly planning to have them kill each other in order to invoke "that". Though this failed, Tau Zant learned of another way to invoke "that" through his subordinate Manmaruba, the Raging Arrow and Grieving Bow. After Sargain completed the means for the Jakanja to use the Raging Arrow, Tau Zant had Sandaaru kill him in secret, no longer having a use for him.

After obtaining both the items, Tau Zant learned from the Evil Will how to use the two to create a wormhole capable of annihilating the entire universe. To assume a more suitable form to wield both of them, Tau Zant ordered Satarakura to gather energy of anger and sadness from the people of Earth with the Jyakumu Gun so he could use it. After the Hurricanegers, Gouraigers and Shurikenger interfered with Satarakura's task, Tau Zant chose to attach the energy-storing device to Satarakura's arm. However, Satarakura soon began using the energy for himself, prompting Tau Zant to send Sandaaru to go retrieve the energy from him.

After Sandaaru brought back the sack of energy, Tau Zant absorbed it and assumed his Ultimate Form. The Hurricanegers and Gouraigers broke into Parasite Fortress Centipede to stop him, but were too late. The transformation process resulted in the Centipede being destroyed as Tau Zant emerged from it giant-sized, in his Ultimate Form. Tau Zant then used the Grieving Bow to fire the Raging Arrow and create a wormhole to the Evil Will's dimension, allowing it to begin the process of destroying and remaking the universe.

However, anticipating that Tau Zant would eventually dispose of him as well, Sandaaru attacked Tau Zant and struck his weak spot in between his eyes, fatally wounding him and causing him to fall into the ocean. Despite this, this was not the end of Tau Zant.

Tau Zant was later sucked into the wormhole and brought back by the Evil Will to fight the Hurricanegers. Piloting Senpuujin, the Hurricanegers were able to defeat Tau Zant, but the Evil Will emerged from him and summoned the Seven Dark Spears to fight the Hurricanegers again. After the Seven Dark Spears were vanquished, the Evil Will reformed and brought back Tau Zant again, merging with him to take on the Hurricanegers. Tau Zant was finally destroyed by the Hurricanegers and the Gouraigers using the Victory Gadget together to blast him, vanquishing both Tau Zant and the Evil Will forever.


Orion: Trouble! LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!

He turned into the Silver In Space Ranger!

We came and we saw him!

Eli: Oh my god! That's Boss Tau Zant!

Me: The main villain of the Japanese Operation Overdrive Rangers!

Orion: Shame Shane and his team never fought you. But today will be the first time we fight you!

Boss Tau Zant: Yeah that is a shame.

Me: Yeah what a ripoff that many of the Japanese Main Villains are not part of America.

Boss Tau Zant: That is true. Heard you guys have been killing many of my fellow villains.

Me: Some of them but not all of them.

Nico: Yeah.

Laney: But it will be the first time we face you now.

Nico: Lets get him!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over the place!

Orion: Seriously, instead of you, Shane and his team fight Lothor?!

Boss Tau Zant: Yeah that is a shame! I am much better than that dishonorable lowlife Lothor.

Me: Good thing I called dibs on him when I kill him! This wait to kill him is really starting to get to me.

Nico: (Puts hand on my shoulder) I know you're excited about that dude but patience is a virtue.

Me: I know. Just like with Venomark but this wait is really stressing me out.

Nico: I know. Just hold on dude. He'll come.

Boss Tau Zant: The most awesome adaption that I ever got was that Lothorzord!

Me: I remember seeing that and that was so awesome! Packed one helluva wallop.

Nico: Boy it sure did. That was really cool.

Eli: Of sure was.

Nico: Yeah.

Boss Tau Zant: It sure was.

Orion: Sorry if you were expecting me to turn into Cam's Ranger form. But I like to mix it up when I'm by myself.

Nico: That's right. Orion here has over 45+ Years of Rangers in him.

Laney: That's right!

Lana: Yeah!

Applejack: Yeah that is true.

Boss Tau Zant: That is cool.

Nico: Also, before we continue fighting, would you like some fries?

Boss Tau Zant: Oh thank you I already had some earlier and man am I full. This planet is full of them.

?: They sure are good aren't they.

A Kaiporean appeared!

Kaiporean: (In a girls Voice) Thought it would be fun to drop in like this.

Nico: Mira Torvald?

Kalporean: Awesome to see you Nico.

Nico: Yeah!

Then she reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes and blue clothes. She then morphed her hand into a bazooka.

Mira Torvald: Now this is gonna be good.

She fired a blast of energy and it hit smashed Boss Tau Zant and knocked him down.

Boss Tau Zant: Wow! That is powerful! I'm heading back to the M.O.E. HQ.

He teleported back.

Mira Torvald: That was awesome!

Nico: Yeah and it's awesome to see you again Mira.

Mira Torvald: You too Nico.

Orion: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Mira Torvald: I have a lot of them. But my favorite was in Gym Class. You see, I was made a Kaiporean Gene-Slammer long ago and I have had my powers since I was 2. Me and Nico were partners in dodgeball and I formed my arm into a cannon and fired a dodgeball with the full force of a bullet fired from a gun and it hit a bully right in his face and broke his entire jaw to pieces. It's what he deserved for picking on kids.

Me: Holy crap! That is awesome!

Laney: It sure is! That kick is now going to look like how Roger Ebert did.

We laughed at that.

Me: Karma bit him in the butt big time.

Eli: It sure did.

Mystique: I'll say. That is really cool and awesome.

Mira Torvald: Thanks.

Nico and Mira hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Mira Torvald: Me too Nico. Me too.

Nico: Lets gather a bunch of french fries for everyone before we head home.

Eli: Good idea.

We went and did so and gathered tons of fries and went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Mystery Inc and Young Mystery Inc., and Noah are heading to the Thrill Ride Park and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to help the gang and their friend, Chris, solve the mystery of the Roller Ghoster.

Lincoln also called Nikiya in, since this means another Mystery Inc villain is on the loose again.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the Thrill Ride Park, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to help the gang and their friend, Chris, solve the mystery of the Roller Ghoster.

Me: That's right, big guy. From what the gang and Chris told us, the Roller Ghoster is sabotaging the park rides.

Nico: Whoever is doing this is really causing trouble not only for the people here, but they're also aimed at trying to ruin Chris' work.

Lincoln: That's exactly right, Nico. And I want to thank you, Rayman, and Nikiya for joining us, Noah.

Noah: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue.

Rayman: We're not going to let that Roller Ghoster get away with sabotaging the rides.

Nikiya: That's right. Don't worry, Chris, the Roller Ghoster's as good as caught.

Chris: Thanks, Nikiya.

?: HEELLLLPPPP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by The Roller Ghoster, and it's about to throw them off the Rocker Coaster.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by The Roller Ghoster, and it's about to throw them off the Rocker Coaster.

?: That monster, let's get it!

Suddenly, we saw the Arcana Force VIII - The Strength appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, that's Arcana Force VIII - The Strength, awesome.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Roxanne Lowinsky, but we'll have to talk later.

Lynn: Yeah, we got to stop that ugly green monster.

We rushed on over, but then, we saw that the Roller Ghoster already pushed the eight girls off the Rocker Coaster, and they were about to fall to their deaths.

Lincoln: OH NO!

Lincoln rushed on over, but then, we saw something happen: we saw Lincoln's massive deep sapphire blue wings with stars changed colors, changing from deep sapphire blue to white and the white stars turned into rainbow colors, and the sun that's on Lincoln's massive, wide, and muscular left pec was glowing. He created a spherical shield made of sunlight, and the eight girls were safe inside, and he brought them gently to the ground, and they got to safety. When the Roller Ghoster saw us, it was really angry.

Lincoln: Buddy, you just crossed the line with what you just did.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Mystery Inc, Young Mystery Inc, The Ghostforce, Noah, Nikiya, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman had his gauntlets ready and he transformed, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after The Roller Ghoster, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow crystals, and rainbow flames and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of sunlight from his massive angel wings, and they blinded The Roller Ghoster, and Lincoln knocked it out with a strong punch, and he tied it up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow chains. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down. Then, Lincoln's massive white angel wings changed back to their original color, the rainbow stars changed back to gleaming white, and the sun on Lincoln's massive, wide, and muscular left pec stopped glowing.

Shaggy: Like, that was incredible. How did you do something like that, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Remember when Princess Luna lent J.D. her strength and power during the dream rescues? Well, when I saw the eight girls get pushed off and were about to fall to their deaths, I asked for help from Princess Celestia, and you guys saw what happened to me, right?

Nico: That's right. (Realizes something) Holy crap, that means, you've been given the same powers as Princess of the Day, big guy.

Princess Celestia: (Through Lincoln's cutie mark) That's right, Nico, and who knows, he might've also been given the same powers as Princess of The Night and Princess of The Crystal Heart, along with the Princesses of Magic and Friendship, Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Forgiveness, Humility, Empathy, and Laughter.

Lori: That would literally be so awesome, but we'll have to see that in action later on.

Lincoln: That's right, Lori. (To the Roller Ghoster) It's all over for you, Roller Ghoster, or should I say, Terry.

Lincoln pulled off the mask, and the Roller Ghoster was revealed as Chris' sister, Terry.

Everyone: Terry?!

Chris: But, why?

Lincoln: It's quite simple, Chris: Terry was jealous of you. She may have brought the concepts of your rides to reality, but you wound up getting all the credit and Terry didn't get any credit or even a "Thank You". So, she dressed up as the Roller Ghoster and framed yoy, so she could take over and build whatever she wanted.

Velma: And thinking about what you said about Terry bringing the concepts of Chris' rides to reality, Lincoln, Terry also knew how to break the rides as well.

Me: That's right, Velma.

Terry: I always did all the work for you, Chris, but you took all the credit and never bother to give me any credit or even a "Thank You", and I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you Meddling Kids.

Velma: Technically, you did get away with it, you didn't cause anyone any physical harm and she didn't do any illegal, just rude. Not to mention what you did in pushing those eight girls off, since they stumbled onto your plan.

Chris: Not cool, Terry, I'm telling Mom.

Suddenly, the very thought of Chris telling on their mom caused Terry to panic.

Terry: No, wait, Chris. Please, don't tell Mom.

We laughed at Terry's frantically begging of Chris not to tell their mom of what she did and ran after her.

Nikiya: Well, Terry didn't get in any legal trouble, but she's in big trouble when her mom finds out.

Nico: True, what she did wasn't illegal, but it was just plain rude.

Lincoln: And from what we've seen, jealousy's a very powerful emotion, and if you don't find some way of controlling it, it's going to get pretty ugly.

Lola: Oh, big time ugly, big brother.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And Terry's about to learn that lesson the hard way with a little community service in the park.

Lori: I literally wouldn't be surprised if Terry got grounded for what she'd caused.

Eli: You said it, what a troublemaker.

Lincoln: Yep, but her jealousy is exactly what led to her downfall.

Luna: You said it, dude.

Lincoln: Well, that's yet another mystery solved. (To Roxanne Lowinsky) And it's so good to see you again, Roxanne Lowinsky.

Roxanne Lowinsky everted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing brown hair, brown eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive brown angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Arcana Force VII - The Strength, and she's dressed in a brown short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless light orange dress top, brown skirt, brown stockings, red sneakers, and brown sleeveless trenchcoat with rocks and earth on the coattails, and Arcana Force VII - The Strength on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Arcana Force VII - The Strength-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade with Arcana Force VII - The Strength etched on it, large brown angel wings for the crossguard, large brown gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large brown gem with angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.

Roxanne Lowinsky: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Roxanne Lowinsky and they hugged, and Evelyn Francois's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Roxanne Lowinsky: I knew you have, but whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Roxanne Lowinsky, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Royal Woods, Michigan, and she, like her fellow Arcana Force Gene-Slammers is a powerful psychic and clairvoyant and she's a master of Earth. Plus, you guys are really going to like this: Roxanne even destroyed Flip's entire reputation by going undercover and finding out about even more horrible dark secrets about him, and she had a vision about Lynn where she was about to be attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers Team and she beat them all up before they could lay a finger on her.

We got thrown in for a loop about what Lincoln told us.

Nico: Whoa, so Roxanne destroyed Flip's entire reputation by going undercover and finding out about even more horrible dark secrets about him.

Me: And she had a vision about Lynn where she was about to be attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers Team and she beat them all up before they could lay a finger on her. That's awesome.

Lynn: And I had no doubt that it was Hawk and Hank who orchestrated the attack, now that's yet another reason why we really hate those two buttfaces.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Roxanne Lowinsky's neck with brown gems on the gold thunderbolt links and brown crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Roxanne Lowinsky: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Roxanne.

Roxanne Lowinsky had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed Roxanne Lowinsky on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Mai Kawakami, Arisu Himeno, Reina Izumi, Kurumi Kumamakura, Koito Minase, and Ruru the Fairy from Myriad Colors Phantom World, and Kazumi and Aya Kishida from Ariel Visual.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mai Kawakami, Arisu Himeno, Reina Izumi, Kurumi Kumamakura, Koito Minase, Ruru the Fairy, Kazumi and Aya Kishida.

Nico: From Myriad Colors Phantom World and Ariel Visual, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mai Kawakami: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mai Kawakami and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Terry who dressed up as the Roller Ghoster, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Mai Kawakami: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mai Kawakami: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mai Kawakami, Arisu Himeno, Reina Izumi, Kurumi Kumamakura, Koito Minase, Ruru the Fairy, Kazumi and Aya Kishida with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and they were shocked when they found out that the villain was Terry who was dressed as The Roller Ghoster and tried to frame her sister, Chris, by sabotaging the rides in the park.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to her, along with what we just saw happen to him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Roxanne Lowinsky have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and as for Terry, she got in big trouble when Chris told their mom everything that Terry did, and Terry got herself grounded and had to community service by cleaning up the park after it closes. She was also forced to fix all the rides she sabotaged.


After solving the mystery of the Roller Ghoster and getting Terry busted, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Roxanne Lowinsky saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Roxanne Lowinsky: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Roxanne, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Roxanne Lowinsky: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Roxanne, how did you destroy Flip's entire reputation by going undercover and finding out about some horrible dark secrets about him and save Lynn from getting attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team?

Roxanne Lowinsky: I'm glad you asked. I was asked by both the FBI and The Gotham Royal York Police Department to go undercover and destroy Flip's entire reputation, and this was after Flip's previous plots to have Lincoln, his family, his friends, The Casagrandes, and J.D. killed for constantly ruining his scams were all foiled by Lincoln's other Guardian Angels. They decided that enough was enough with Flip, and I agreed to do so. I went undercover at Flip's Food and Fuel, and what I found out was really shocking and really dark: I'd found out that Flip's now gone too far, and he'd planned to hire a massive army of bounty hunters to kill all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, he'd also tried to give them a ton of weapons for it, including nuclear missiles. I photographed everything, and then, I told the FBI and the Gotham Royal York Police Department about it, but I also went a step further, and I posted Flip's plan all over the internet, and when they found out about it, they were really pissed at Flip. When Flip saw the angry mob, he screamed and tried to get away, but this time, there would be no escape for Flip as the FBI and the Gotham Royal York Police Department showed up in full force, and Flip was finally taken into custody, and he was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole in The Jupiter Prison far from Earth and society.

We were really horrified, but we went from being really horrified to really pissed off at Flip.

Nico: So, Flip was no longer focused on killing Lincoln, his family, his friends, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for constantly ruining his scams, but now, he tried to have all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm killed?!

Me: That butt-sucking, three-butt-cheeked, ugly, fat, mutant, smelly...!

Eli: I'll kill him for this!

Lincoln: Okay, that's it, now Flip's really gone too freaking far this time.

Lincoln put the heavy barbell on the rack, and he aimed his left hand and sensed for Flip.

Lincoln: This is for trying to hire a massive army of bounty hunters to kill all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you three-butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate pig!

Lincoln used his imagination powers and summoned a massive collection of pianos, and Flip let out a string of excruciating painful screams and curse words as the pianos crashed on Flip's head one after another. Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.

Nico: That fucking cheapskate pig deserved to get hit by those pianos.

Roxanne Lowinsky: You said it. Now, for how I saved Lynn from getting beaten up by the Hazeltucky Hawkers team. I was walking home from school, but then, I suddenly had a vision: and I saw that Lynn was about to be attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team, and even worse, it was on the orders of those buttfaces, Hawk and Hank, who were also with the Hazeltucky Hawkers. I wasn't going to let that happen, so I rushed on over, and I beat them all up before they could lay a finger on her, and I also pummeled Hawk and Hank even more, and then, the police were called and the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team, along with Hawk and Hank were arrested and sent to jail. Because of this attempted attack, Hazeltucky would suffer a horrible backlash from Royal Woods and gained a bad reputation, thanks to those assholes, Hawk and Hank.

We cheered for what Roxanne did to the Hazeltucky Hawkers and Hawk and Hank.

Lynn: Make no mistake about it, Roxanne's really strong when she pulverized those creeps, and it's because of what she did in saving me from that attack by the Hazeltucky Hawkers and Hawk and Hank, Hazeltucky suffered a bad backlash from the state of Michigan, and they have a bad reputation thanks to Hawk and Hank.

Lincoln: In fact, the Hazeltucky Hawkers now hate Roxanne Lowinsky with a vengeance, and they all swore they'll kill her for ruining their attack on Lynn.

Roxanne Lowinsky: The second they do, I'll rip their snouts off and shove them up their butts.

Lincoln: And she'll seriously do it, guys, Roxanne's really strong, one time, I saw her lift a 2,400-lb barbell with ease and with two hands.

Nico: (Surprised) Really?! That's awesome!

Me: Whoa.

We then got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids are getting ready for their date, this time, it's an exploration to Fossil Falls in the Cascade Kingdom in the world of Mario.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids had on their outfits and they had their weapons holstered, just in case of any trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?

Thunderbird Apple: We're ready, Dad.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids headed for Fossil Falls in the Cascade Kingdom in the world of Mario, and when they arrived, Fossil Falls is a prehistoric dinosaur-themed area. The main landmark of this kingdom is the huge waterfall flowing down from the skeleton of a Triceratops, while its background appears to be inspired from the real-life Iguazu Falls located between Argentina and Brazil under the spreading blue sky and there's a T-Rex there as well.

Nyx Midnight: Wow, what is this place, Dad?

Lincoln: This, Nyx Midnight, is Fossil Falls. We found out about this place from Mario, and it's the perfect spot for our exploration date.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids got to exploring, as they saw the huge waterfall flowing down from the skeleton of a Triceratops underneath the spreading blue sky, and it formed a rainbow, thanks to the sunlight. They also saw a real life T-rex, and Lincoln got a photo of it to show us later. Then, they had lunch that Lincoln packed, and they sat in a picnic area that Lincoln made, and Lincoln got a deep tissue massage from the girls in his harem, and he returned the favor and he gave the girls a deep tissue massage in return, and he also helped the kids relax as well. Then, as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion, and the kids cheered. Then, they came back home to the World Tree Estate.

Nico: Hey, gang, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Fossil Falls in the Cascade Kingdom in the world of Mario.

Me: Whoa, I remembered Nicole telling us about that place, it's so awesome.

Lincoln: And take a look.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids showed us the huge waterfall flowing down from the skeleton of a Triceratops underneath the spreading blue sky, and it formed a rainbow, thanks to the sunlight and the photo of a real life T-rex there in Fossil Falls, and we were amazed.

Me: Whoa.

Eli: And you also saw a live T-rex there in Fossil Falls, that's amazing.

Lincoln: But, don't worry, Eli, he's friendly.

Nico: Phew, that's a relief. But, this place looks so awesome.

Lincoln: It sure does, Nico, and it's perfect for exploring, and we also did some climbing as well, so we also got some more exercise as well.

Lily the Mermaid: We sure did.

Nico: Awesome.


Later it was time for Roxy's first ever ambassador mission and we were going to meet the Decade Kamen Riders!

Me: This is gonna be so awesome!

Nico: It sure is! I don't think I ever met the Decade Kamen Riders yet.

Me: Well you haven't Nico. Remember? You were in a slump in your room during the 20 Days of Darkness. When there was a huge swarm of Heartless invading Disney Castle, Tsukasa Kadoya of the Decade Kamen Riders helped us out.

Zarya: I remember that.

Nico: Oh right! I wasn't told about it because I was in a slump. Oh man!

Me: All because Oogie Boogie had to open his big ugly fucking mouth! If he ever does come back he is getting the Black Gates for sure!

Eli: Big time!

William: Anyone else wanna go with Roxy? Besides Jayden and 1 Rabbid?

Zarya: I'll go with. I want to tell Tsukasa thank you for helping us too..

Megan Kiraton: Me too. I'll go as well.

Nico: Cool! All right lets head on out!

With that we were off to Japan!

Roxy was walking around and then Tsukasa came.

Tsukasa Kadoya: Hi there, miss. I don't think I've seen you around here.

Roxy: Oh I've been here before.

Tsukasa Kadoya: I see. Wait a second. You look familiar. Have we met?

Roxy: We sure have. Remember at Disney Castle? But I was with everyone under Zarya's command at that time.

Tsukasa remembered that one.

Tsukasa Kadoya: Wow! I remember now! I helped save you from that swarm of Heartless.

Roxy: Same here. Roxy is my name. I'm the last of the Fairies of Earth. You can come out now guys.

We came out.

Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 門矢士、去年お世話になりましたので、またお会いできて光栄です。そのためにあなたに大きな時間を借りています。どうもありがとうございます。(Tsukasa Kadoya, it's awesome to see you again since you helped us out last year. We owe you big time for that. Thank you very much.)

Tsukasa Kadoya: Think nothing of it and it's awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too.

Tsukasa Kadoya: Nico? Wow! I haven't seen you last year.

Nico: It's a weird story.

Zarya: But we owe you big time for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Tsukasa Kadoya: It was my pleasure. (To Megan) Oh and you are?

Megan Kiraton: Oh sorry. I'm Megan Kiraton. I'm one of the biggest fans of the Kamen Riders and they are so awesome.

Tsukasa Kadoya: Awesome to meet you. (To Jayden) And you are?

Jayden Shiba: Oh sorry. Jayden Shiba. I'm the Leader of the Samurai Power Rangers.

Me: You know them as the Shinkengers. The Japanese version of the Samurai Power Rangers from America. They helped you guys earlier from what we recall.

Tsukasa Kadoya: That's right! It's an honor to meet you.

Jayden Shiba: Same to you.

Me: That was so awesome.

Jayden Shiba: (sighs) And this is a Rabbid.

Me: Rabbids are funny little guys but they are not the brightest light bulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.

Tsukasa Kadoya: Oh I get it. Would you all like to meet my team?

Me: Sure.

We were introduced to Daiki Kaito.

Daiki Kaito: Daiki Kaito at your service.

Nico: You're a thief, right?

Daiki Kaito: (smirks) I see it, I want it, it's mine.

Nico: You'd get along with all of our resident thieves.

Me: Yeah you would be awesome with Sly Cooper, Arsene Lupin III and Kairi Yano of the LupinRangers.

Eli: You would be awesome with them.

Megan Kiraton: That was so awesome how you always appeared and help people out.

Me: You would make an awesome member of the Redemption Squad.

Daiki Kaito: Glad you think so. J.D. we heard from Tsukasa that you went through a horrible ordeal called the 20 Days of Darkness and Nico wasn't with you when Tsukasa helped you guys. What happened?

Me: It's a really ugly story.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: We went through 20 of the most despair filled days ever in the entirety of our teams history. From January 23rd to February 11th, 2021 we had to go through the 9 levels of hell for 20 days. So to speak. But Nico suffered the full bore of it the most. All because of a douchebag enemy from his past.

I went over everything that happened and it was shocking and horrifying!

Daiki Kaito: That is awful.

Tsukasa: I'm sorry that you guys went though all that. But the only alternative was HIM ruling the world and killing many heroes, including you and Nico. And I don't think any of us want that.

Me: No thank goodness we stopped that before it even happened. But at least we are now rid of HIM forever.

Zarya: Yeah no kidding.

Eli: It was absolutely horrible.

Me: Yeah. But Tsukasa we owe you and your fellow Kamen Riders big time for helping us out during those days and we can't thank you enough for it.

Tsukasa: It was our pleasure.

Nico: Also, Tsukasa, we know that you used to lead Dai Shocker before. But we know you put that behind you. We've got a whole team of people who were villains before.

Me: That's right. We call them the Redemption Squad. We have this awesome power that enables us to sense sparks of good still inside people and we reach deep down and get that spark and bring them back into the light.

Eli: It's what lead them to being redeemed.

Nico: Yep and I also lead the Decepticons and help them on the Road to Redemption myself.

Daiki Kaito: That is amazing.

Zarya: Yes it is.

Roxy: Yeah.

The Rabbid was fanning himself using a Rider Card of W.

Daiki Kaito: It's good that's the only thing you're doing with that. But there are other methods of fanning yourself.

Me: Yeah.

I showed him a fan and he fanned himself with that.

Me: Kamen Rider W. We actually meet them soon on Nuju's Ambassador Missions coming up after Lillian's in 3 days.

Nico: Yep we sure do.

Eli: That is gonna be awesome too.

Roxy: It's fitting that my ambassador mission are with you. I've got the entire animal kingdom at my disposal. And you've got 10 years of Kamen Riders at yours.

Tsukasa: (chuckles) Oh, it's actually become more than 10 years now.

Me: He's right on that. Kamen Rider first began back in 1971 and it was put on a 12 year hiatus from 1988 until 2000. Kamen Rider Decade commemorates the 10th anniversary of the Heisei Kamen Rider series. Also you guys met the Zi-O Kamen Riders we know that. That was cool.

Tsukasa: That's right. And we saw 2 members of your team fighting Another Rider and 2 people with these amazing Time Control Powers.

Me: Those are the Time Jackers.

Nico: And you're talking about Clyde and Syd. We gave them a huge secret mission to keep the Time Jackers at bay till the big day we meet the Zi-O Kamen Riders to destroy the Time Jackers forever.

Tsukasa: Wow! That's gonna be a while.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Me: Also we met six of your fellow Kamen Riders. We met Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, OOO and Gaim so far and now you guys.

Tsukasa: Wow. That is amazing.

But then…

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Daiki Kaito: (hears explosion) Looks like we'll have to demonstrate to you in battle.

Me: Yeah! Lets go!

We went to the park and we saw ABYSSHAMMER AND ABYSSLASHER!

Me: Abysshammer and Abysslasher!

Jayden: Go Go Samurai!

Tsukasa: Henshin!

Kamen Ride!

He turned into DECADE!

Jayden: FIRE! RED SAMURAI RANGER READY!

Me: 10 years of Riders!

Abysshammer: Well we have new targets!

Me: Soon to be dead targets!

Eli: Come and try it!

Me: 6 words for you dirtbags: Bite my shiny fucking metal ass!

Abysslasher: I'LL KILL YOU!

Tsukasa: (takes out Rider Card of Kamen Rider 1) It's only fair that this is the first form I turn into.

Daiki Kaito: (takes out Rider Card of Kamen Rider Punchhopper) Don't start without me.

Kamen Ride: 1

Kamen Ride: Punchhopper!

He was ready!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Time to kick some monster ass! (GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2)

Eli: Same here! (GOES SUPER HUMAN 3)

We were ready!

Daiki charged alongside the clone of Kamen Rider Punchhopper at Abysslasher.

They slashed and pulverized Abysslasher all over!

Megan Kiraton: Now for me. Watch this!

DRIVE ON!

She put on a Purple Magic Ring!

SHABADOOBIE TOUCH TO TRANSFORM!

Megan Kiraton: HENSHIN!

STARS! PLEASE!

STARS STARS, STARS STAR STARS!

A purple circle covered her and she was in a new KAMEN RIDER WIZARD FORM! And her purple butterfly wings were ready too!

Nico: Is that!?

Me: NO WAY!

Eli: Megan's a Wizard too!? That is so awesome!

Zarya: Yeah it is!

Abysshammer: Bad move, Decade! The first Kamen Rider is weak compared to the Heisei ones!

Tsukasa: No Kamen Rider is weak, Abysshammer.

Megan slashed and blasted Abysshammer with stars and a sword made of energy and blasted him all over.

Megan Kiraton: Now for this one.

She sprinkled Abysshammer with her poison dust and then he was exploding all over the place and then She slashed him in half and killed him instantly in a fiery explosion!

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Nico: YEAH!

Eli: That was cool!

Abysslasher: Who do you think you are?!

Tsukasa: I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider. Remember that!

Nico: I remember Voltaire saying that same thing when we fought him yesterday.

Me: And just like him we're going to kill you Abysslasher!

Eli: Yeah! Bro you can finish him this time.

Me: With please bro.

I unsheathed my sword.

Me: Our friendship will take on the universe!

Abysslasher: What!?

Me: (Realizes what I just said) What the!? Where the hell did that come from!?

Nico: Now you are having unintentional catchphrase sayings!?

Me: I guess so. (CUPS HANDS) KAAA MEE HAA MEE HAAAAAA!

I fired a Kamehameha Wave and it hit Abysslasher and he exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead and destroyed!

We regrouped!

Megan Kiraton: That was so awesome!

Megan Reverted back.

Eli: You were awesome as a Wizard Kamen Rider.

Megan Kiraton: Thanks.

Tsukasa: How about I take a picture of all of us to celerbate this victory?

Nico: Oh yeah. That's right. You're a photographer too.

Me: That's a great idea.

I formed a shadow clone.

Me: Mind if my clone takes the picture?

Tsukasa: Sure.

He went and took the camera.

Me 2: Smile and say Kamen Rider Decade!

All: KAMEN RIDER DECADE!

SNAP!

He took the photo and it was cool.

Nico: When you have clones you don't have to worry about asking someone to do it.

Later we came back.

May: Hey guys how did it go?

Nico: Really awesome!

We told everyone everything and it was really awesome.

May: Wow! That is awesome!

Laney: It sure is!

Eli: Yeah it sure was cool.

May: Next time, Randy Cunningham should go with you.

Randy Cunningham: Awww yeah!

Nico: So awesome.

Me: Yeah!

Luan: Guys I have an awesome idea with who we can join the team?

Me: Who Luan?

Luan: You'll like her. She is a penpal of mine from Toronto, Canada.


We arrived in Toronto.

Nico: So what is this Penpal of yours like?

Luan: You'll love her Nico. She is awesome. But she has a really unusual and very awesomely cute secret.

Me: We'll have to see what it is.

We arrived at her apartment and out came a girl with red hair and glasses and she had pink clothes.

Sissi Delmas: Hi. You must be Luan's penpal.

Mei: I sure am. I'm Mei Lee and it's an awesome honor to meet you all.

Me: Same to you Mei.

Luan: Hey Mei.

Mei: Luan! It's awesome to see you! Uh oh.

But then…

POOF!

She had a huge cloud of smoke come out of her and then standing in Mei's place was an awesome and so cute RED PANDA!

Me: Whoa!

Laney: She can turn into a Red Panda!?

Luan: That's the cute secret.

May, Maria, Fluttershy, Carol and Lori squealed and hugged Mei in cuteness!

May: SHE IS SO CUTE!

Gaz: You're a Gene Slammer, aren't you?

Mei: No I'm not. My family was given this power of transformation into Red Pandas as a way to protect their daughters.

Nico: Wow! So it's a mystical connection with them. That is awesome.

Jane Mothra: That is really cool. We got our Gene-Slammer powers through artificial means.

Me: This is more mystical. That is really awesome and cool. All your friends and some of us like it too.

Laney: Red Pandas are so cute. They look like raccoons but red.

Fluttershy: Oh Mei you look so adorable as this.

Mei: (Laughs) Thanks Fluttershy.

Nico: I love Red Pandas. They are so cute too.

May: They sure are.

Mei: Everyone thought I was a monster at first.

Motormaster: You're not a monster, Mei. If anything, you're a cat version of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

We laughed.

Nico: That is a good way to put it Motormaster.

Motormaster: Thanks boss.

Me: Besides, Red Pandas are really cute and awesome.

Sly Cooper: I agree there and you look awesome as my cousin the Red Panda.

Mei: Thanks Sly. I'll have my friends join the team too if that's okay.

Nico: Sure.

Rodimus Prime: You're not the only one with a monstrous hero form. Sydney, Nanette, Qin, Sheila, Georgina, Kendra, Rice, and Maxxine are the first Underground humans we've met that can turn into monsters.

Maxxine: (sadly) And yet, I'm the only one who hasn't had an ambassador mission, a boyfriend, or a new transformation.

Me: You'll find someone Maxxine. Besides your Ambassador Missions will be coming up soon in the next couple of weeks.

Maxxine: That's true.

Laney: Yeah and there is plenty of fish in the sea for you.

Lana: We just got to find someone that's perfect for you.

Lola: You can always have Nico too.

Maxxine: Really?

Me: Yeah. Me, Nico, Clyde, Lincoln and Naruto are always available on the market.

Maxxine: That's true.

The mascots were groaning as they woke up.

Reflector: Poromon! What happened to you, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea?! Where are some of our stuff?! (growls) And who the Hell knocked you out?

Poromon: Huh? We just woke up from our sleep,

Me: It's 1:00 in the afternoon now.

Poromon: Whoa we really slept in!

Manaphy: Wait a minute! Where's our alarm clock!?

Me: It just vanished!

Squidward: [screams] She's gone! My clarinet is missing!

We went to Squidward's room and saw that it was gone too!

SpongeBob: Hmm, strange indeed...

[Cuts to Patrick's room]

Patrick: [screams] My cuff links! They're missing! Oh, why? Why?! [sobbing]

Me: You're cufflinks too!?

Nico: It's an epidemic!

Me: I hope Mr. Lynn is all right. We better head over to the restaurant to be sure.

Nico: Good idea. Lets get ready.

Then Wolf, Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, Villamax, Toyman, Weather Wizard, and Beetle appeared.

Wolf: Can me, Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, Villamax, Toyman, Weather Wizard, and Beetle go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you can. Did you lose anything too?

Evil Star: No we didn't.

Me: This is too weird. It's like some of our things just vanished.

Toyman: Yeah.

Weather Wizard: What could have caused this?

Beetle: Yeah.

Icepick: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to do one that's for an Evolved Vulpimancer next.

Me: One that's for Ultimate Wildmutt's kind. I like it.

Eli: So it'll be someone that can see in Infrared Vision or has a really awesome sense of smell next.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: This is gonna be interesting.

Nico: We better get over to the restaurant pronto.


We were walking to the restaurant.

Evil Star: Seriously, Poromon. Nothing knocked you guys out?

Poromon: No nothing did. If they did we would have nasty pains on our heads.

Poliwag: And we don't feel anything.

Manaphy: Yeah we just overslept.

Evil Star: Good.

We arrived and saw that the restaurant looked okay.

We walked around and we couldn't find Lynn Sr. We then went into the kitchen and saw Kotaro.

Me: Oh Hey Kotaro.

Nico: What's up?

Kotaro: Not much. Just working hard. Hey where's Lynn?

Me: We don't know. We can't find him.

Nico: We were about to ask you the same thing.

Kotaro: I don't know. When I went to report in this morning, he was gone.

Me: He's gone?

Lincoln: Dad is missing?

Squidward: I'm missing my clarinet.

SpongeBob: ...and the Mascots alarm clock.

Lori: That's not all. My cell phone is literally gone.

Leni: Same with our threads.

Luna: And my axe.

Lynn: All my balls are gone too.

Lucy: So is my poetry books.

Laney: And my mystery novels.

Patrick: Has anyone seen my cuff links?!

Me: This is too weird.

Charles: [laughing] So, you lost your cuff links, eh?

We saw a sailor.

Me: Not just Patrick's Cuff links but many of our things.

Charles: They're probably in the Bermuda Triangle.

Me: The Bermuda Triangle!? That place has been a big mystery to all of us for eons. So many ships, boats and planes from over the centuries just vanished without a trace.

Charles: That's right. First, an eerie fog rolls in, [makes noises with his tongue] then, you can hear the hypnotic song of the mermaids. [makes the noise again] And then, poof, your cuff links are gone. Never to return... [he leaves and laughs]

Skullgrin: We have to get Mr. Lynn and our stolen stuff back!

Kotaro: That's not all. Flip is gone too. We looked all over.

SpongeBob: The triangle must've taken them! We gotta find them!

Laney: Why? Flip being gone is a good thing. He can stay there for all I care.

Me: Laney I don't like him more than anyone else does but we still have to save him and your dad.

Nico: Yeah.

We went outside. But then…

[An eerie fog appears and the mermaids begin singing]

Squidward: Oh, no, is that a mermaid song?

SpongeBob: No, just a thick eerie fog.

Me: Wait I hear it.

Nico: Me too. This is so strange.

[A spotlight appears on all of us]

Squidward: Uh-oh!

[We all scream and get pulled into the Bermuda Triangle]

We were in a huge place full of stuff!

Me: Jeez! What a ride!

SpongeBob: Squidward.

[Squidward shows up in a gumball machine]

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward, quit messing around. We've gotta find Lynn Sr… [sees gumballs] Hey, gumballs! [chews one and blows a bubble]

Then something opened and we were in a huge place. It was an island in another world.

Me: WOW!

The sky was yellow and ominous and the island was covered in tons and tons of stuff.

Squidward: This is the Bermuda Triangle? Looks more like a dump.

Me: Wow! Look at this place!

Nico: So the Bermuda Triangle is actually a doorway to another dimension!

Eli: This is really weird!

Scorcher: Many people have wondered about the Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle.

Me: No kidding. Its been a massive mystery that has eluded us for eons.

Eli: Yeah. It's amazing all this is here.

Laney: Not just all this. Look there.

We looked and we saw NUMEROUS ships, planes, boats and more.

Me: Those are all the ships, boats and planes that vanished over the eons!

Nico: Wow! Lets go check them out. After we find Lynn Sr. and Flip.

Eli: I think that's them.

We saw them getting a massage.

Me: Thank goodness you guys are safe!

Lynn Sr.: Guys!? How did you all get here?

Me: We were about to ask you the same thing.

Flip: Who cares? Good hands he has here.

Me: Wait a second. Tibor? I didn't expect you to be here too.

Tibor: (Russian Accent) I was in the wrong place at the wrong time when I wound up here.

Lynn Sr.: Ohh, okay, Tibor, I think I'm good.

Tibor: Remember to drink plenty of fluids.

Lynn Sr.: Look, guys, you see all this stuff, including you all and me, are brought here when the mermaids sing their beautiful song. The mermaids' song triggers this here contraption, to suck the sky like a vacuum.

Me: Wow! So the mermaids are like an on switch for that!

Nico: That is awesome.

Lily: This is very familiar to me.

Flip: Yes. Dumpin' all the contents here on this island. That is how we ended up surrounded by all this valuable and resellable stuff!

SLAP!

Me: Drop it cheapskate!

I made him drop the stuff.

Fangry: Flip, let's just cooperate with each other to get out of here. And then, it'll be business as usual.

Flip: And why would I cooperate with you guys!?

I grabbed him by his shirt!

Me: You listen to me you mutant! Lincoln's guardian angels here want nothing more than to rip your ugly mutated body to pieces and splatter your guts all over the place for everything you have done because of your insatiable greed! So if you know what's good for you you better work with us or else they will make sure that happens. YOU GOT IT!

Flip: Okay okay okay okay!

Me: Good. And just for good measures they will be watching you like a hawk to make sure you don't try anything funny.

Lily: Yeah! We don't want a repeat of what happened when Squidward thought he could kill me by blowing me up with a bomb he put on my back!

Everyone that hadn't heard about that gasped in shock!

Camie: Squidward put a bomb on your back Lily!?

Varie: Yeah he sure did.

Lily showed a nasty burn scar on her back from the explosion.

Nico: I remember that! That was awful!

Eli: Ouch!

Sirius: Yikes Lily that must've hurt!

Squidward: I am absolutely disgusted with myself that I did that!

Flip: Oh, you mean like this? (Puts bomb on Squidward's back)

Firepower: Flip, you son of a bitch!

I pulled the bomb off and threw it far and it exploded!

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Me: Nice try you mutant!

Lincoln: Get him girls!

The Guardian Angels of Lincoln jumped him and smashed him to pulp and brutally mangled him up!

We were wincing and more! OUCH!

Laney: Lets leave him here for dead!

Bomb Burst: You okay, Squidward?

Squidward: I'll be all right. But thanks J.D. You saved my life.

Me: No problem. But after what Flip did just now, we're going to make sure he pays for it big time.

Nico: I say we stab him in the heart and then rip his testacles off and feed them to him.

Eli: Yeah.

Overdrive: Ignoring the cheapskate, maybe I can control one of the vehicles here with my powers.

Nico: Go for it.

He used a car for it.

Lynn Sr.: In all honesty I don't know what I was thinking befriending this guy.

Nico: Lets go find the mermaids.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: the dark energy signal Lincoln sensed belonged to Red, the Fallen Dragon Elder, and he's here to get revenge on Spyro for ruining his plans to take over the realms. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Spyro, you, Cynder, Masters Ignitus, Terrador, Volteer, and Cyril, and the other Dragons of the Skylands are not going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Red, the Fallen Dragon Elder, and he's here to get revenge on you for ruining his plans to take over the realms.

Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Terrador, Volteer, and Cyril, and the other Dragons of the Skylands gasped in shock.

Spyro: That traitorous, powerhungry, cowardly dragon?! I thought I'd never have to deal with him again.

Cynder: I remember hearing the tales about Red, I never thought he'd return yet again for revenge.

Ignitus: What Red tried to do long ago can never be forgiven, he needs to be stopped once and for all.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: And that's exactly what Lincoln and I are going to do to that traitorous dragon.

Crash Bandicoot: And I don't know if all of you know this, but Spyro told me that Red had Gnasty Gnorc and his minions gather the Dark Gems to fuel Red's power long ago.

Lincoln: Yeah, he did tell us, Crash. But, Spyro destroyed all of the Dark Gems long ago, and Red lost big time to Spyro.

Spyro: But, just like Gnasty Gnorc, Red refused to quit, this time, I'm through with seeing his face again.

Crash Bandicoot: That's right. Hey, Lincoln, do you think I can also join you and Lady Jhuidah as well, along with the dragons?

Lincoln: Sure, Crash.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: That's perfect, so this'll be in case of any villains from Spyro's past or from Crash's past. And you don't have to be so formal, Crash.

Fluttershy: He's been formal to me, especially since I'm known as the Alicorn Princess of Kindness and The Life Skylanders.

Twilight Sparkle: Along with the rest of us, Fluttershy, since Crash Bandicoot has the powers of the ten Elemental Skylanders.

Lori: Yeah, I literally remembered that he formally called you by your formal titles when we travelled through the ten elemental Sensei Realms in the Skylands.

Suddenly, we saw the 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged indestructible crimson red blade of Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Bravery and Justice grow to 7'0" in length.

Lincoln: Whoa.

Crash Bandicoot: Okay, now this is really awesome. Prepare yourself, Red. (Emerald green eyes turn neon emerald green) Your days of trying to conquer the realms are over, and I hope you're ready to die.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: Yikes. Even though he's from a different world, Crash has been friends with Spyro for many years, and they've developed a deep unbreakable bond of brotherhood.

Me: That's how we've developed those kinds of bonds with all those we've met throughout our travels.

Nico: Yeah. Lets go.

We went and looked for the mermaids. We went to a hill. And we saw them.

[Shows five mermaids sitting on top of a hill]

Mermaid #1: I love this mirror, girls, but it is sooo ten minutes ago.

Mermaid #2: Like, I couldn't agree with you more.

Mermaid #3: Yeah, like, all this stuff is old news.

Mermaid Leader: Shall we ladies?

All mermaids: [throats clearing. they all begin singing]

Me: Um excuse us?

Mermaid #4: Hello there handsome.

Mermaid Leader: Umm, can I help you?

Me: Hello ladies. Sorry to bother you like this but we are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Can you tell us how we can get out of here?

Mermaid Leader: Like, this is the Bermuda Triangle. Nothing ever leaves. Duh.

SpongeBob: Uhh, are you sure?

Mermaid Leader: Look, little freakazoid, we only know one thing, and that's how to surround ourself with cool new stuff whenever we feel like it, anything beyond that is T.N.O.P.

Eli: T.N.O.P.?

Lily: Totally Not Our Problem.

Mermaid Leader: You're catching on.

Me: Lily has had experiences with this before.

Slog: How about we give you something in exchange for us leaving?

Me: If I may ask ladies how come you want all this stuff here?

Mermaid Leader: We want to be surrounded by all sorts of beautiful things.

Mermaid #2: Like yeah.

Me: Hmm. I think I know what you want to do.

Leni: Would you girls like totes want to go to the mall?

Mermaid Leader: Like, what's a mall?

Leni: Wait, what? You seriously don't know what a mall is?

Mermaid Leader: I am seriously serious.

Leni: Well, the mall is, like, only the most awesome place to get all the best, super-coolest, glittershly fabulous new stuff you want!

Mermaid Leader: Really?

Mermaid #3: No way!

Mermaids #1, #2, and #4: We want to go to the mall!

Key: I suggest you reconsider keeping us here.

Maria: (takes out aqua blade) We really don't want to hurt you.

Nico: Guys stand down. Leni gave them a great idea.

Maria: Sorry.

Lynn Sr.: Now, how do you propose we do that, huh? Wait, I know we just hit the magic reverse button on the giant vacuum cleaner.

SpongeBob: That's it, Mr. Loud! It's the mermaids!

Lynn Sr.: It sure is- what?

SpongeBob: The reverse switch is the mermaids! They just need to sing their song backwards.

Mermaid Leader: Yeah! Backwards!

Me: That's right because every vacuum has an on and off switch as well as a suck and blow switch.

Squidward: That's true.

Mermaid Leader: But before we do so we found some crazy weird creatures.

Me: What do you mean?

Lincoln: (angrily) Great! We're fucking stuck here with a cheapskate in the Bermuda Triangle.

Mermaid Leader: You need to take a chill pill.

Solar Man: If I had a quarter for every time we said that to J.D., Girl Jordan, or any of the Louds.

Nico: Guys calm down. We already found out the answer.

Lincoln: Oh sorry.

Nico: What did these creatures look like?

Mermaid Leader: Well they were strange glowing metal squid creatures.

Ben Tennyson: The Cyber Squids are here!?

Me: What are the Cyber Squids?

Ben Tennyson: Well you would not like these creatures.

He told us about how he, Gwen and Max encountered them in an underwater resort that famous eccentric billionaire Donovan GrandSmith built.


At an unknown point in time, a ship carrying Cyber Squids crash landed into the Bermuda Triangle and were subsequently responsible for the area's infamous reputation for missing planes and ships.

Eccentric billionaire hotelier Donovan GrandSmith tried to build an under water hotel in the Triangle using underwater volcanic vents. When that failed, he explored the wrecked ships of the Bermuda and stumbled across the Cyber Squids' energy core.

In They Lurk Below, Donovan, alongside his grandson Eddie GrandSmith, invited his old friend Max Tennyson and his grand kids Ben Tennyson and Gwen Tennyson to his latest creation. The Squids pick this occasion to attack the hotel to try and get their energy core back, and soon found more then they could handle in the form of Ben and his alien forms, particularly Ripjaws who proves adept at underwater combat.

With the realization that if the Squids get their core back they will continue to sink ship after ship potentially costing thousands of lives. Ben, Gwen, and Eddie make their way into the core of the hotel where they reverse the polarity on the core, causing it to self destruct before Ben utilizes Upgrade and a submarine to evacuate the hotel.


When he was done we were shocked!

Laney: WHOA MAN!

Nico: These creatures sound bad.

Shanan: I've seen creatures like those before but I'll have to see what they look like to get a confirmation.

Villamax: One of us needs to sneak up on them and take a picture.

Me: I think one of them found it's way to us!

We saw one!

Cyber Squids are mechanical squid-like creatures. They possess six mechanical tentacles with flexible ribbed joints; two of the tentacles have mechanical claws on the ends. On the bottom of their bodies are mechanical parrot-like beaks. They have glassy, glowing cyan heads with white lines that represent circuitry. Below the head is what appears to be a purple eye.

Nico: Whoa man!

Shanan: OH MAN! I didn't know it was them! That is a Ziphonotian Cyber Architeuthis!

Qin: What's a Ziphonotian Cyber Architeuthis?

Shanan: A cybernetic squid creature from the planet Ziphonotus located all the way in the Galaxy Cluster CL J1001+0220.

Nicole Knudson: That's 11.1 billion light-years away from Earth.

Laney: Wow!

Shanan: They are very dangerous and they are widely known for their strength in numbers. If one is here then there's bound to be bigger numbers of them.

Lady Deathstrike: (to the Cyber Squid) (Japanese Accent) Can you tell your buddies to come back later? We still have to get ready.

Nico: It's just one but the rest is out there still.

Me: Still it will be useful later.

Me, Ben, Eli and Bella scanned it with our Omnitrixes and got DNA from it.

Me: They're biomechanical.

Nico: Wow.

Shanan: Yeah. Shanan jumped and then smashed it into dust!

Nico: Nice one.

Shanan: Thanks.

Mermaid Leader: That was amazing!

Mei Lee (Turning Red): Wow! That was cool!

Toyman: Look, I'm not suggesting we teleport Flip out of here because we like him now. But he's still needed for humiliations.

Nico: I know Winston. I know. Besides the Guardian Angels all had their fun.

Lincoln: Yeah. Great job girls.

Jane Mothra: Whew! It was great to blow off some steam on him.

Olivia Gansley: Yeah that cheapskate deserved it.

Bella Huffington: (Australian Accent) He sure did mates.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) I agree there.

Mermaid Leader: I didn't like that freaky grandpa either. Something about him was not right.

Me: (Snickers) Freaky Grandpa. That's a good one but true.

Nico: Yeah.

Sea Clamp: "Not right?" You don't know how true that is.

Me: I agree. You girls wouldn't believe how ugly he is. Not just on the outside but inside too.

Mermaid Leader: Really?

Me: Trust me. You wouldn't believe it.

Nico: Yeah. Anyway lets go find the rest of those squids and smash them into scrap metal.

Mermaid Leader: Lets do it! But Shanan ho did you know what that thing is?

Shanan: I have a massive and incredible knowledge of all the life there is in the entire universe. My brain is like a huge omnipotent universe life encyclopedia. It's amazing at what I know.

Nico: And it's been a really helpful and awesome source of information for us.

Mermaid Leader: That is awesome.

Maria: Lets go get those clods.

Me: First you girls may need these.

I formed balls of water for them to travel in.

Me: On land you're going to be dry so you got to stay moist.

Mermaid #3: Thanks J.D.

Weather Wizard: Let's teleport Flip back to his cell. Before we end up doing to him something we'll regret.

Me: Okay.

I snapped my fingers and teleported him back to his cell.

Me: Hope that worked.

Nico: Now we can go after those squids.

We saw a massive and huge colony of the Cyber Squids.

Me: There they are.

Numbuh 274: Time for our entrance.

We went at them.

Then the spirits of all the Power Rangers from Mighty Morphin to Dino Thunder appeared and swirled around them and blasted the squids all over and smashed them apart and then they converged and then…

THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!

A massive blast of lightning exploded out and electrocuted many Cyber Squids and then they exploded and then a thunderbird cry was heard and we came out!

Me: You squids are gonna be turned to Scrap Metal!

Beetle: You may have caught Ben off guard before. But that was a long time ago!

Ben: But not this time!

He turned into ULTIMATE BEN!

Ben: ULTIMATE HUMONGOUSAUR!

He grew in size and smashed a bunch of squids into dust!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and short-circuited the squids all over.

Then Cad Bane, Boomerang, Titanium Man, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Major Disaster, Taskmaster, Whiplash and the Six Gum Gang appeared.

Nico: Cad Bane, Boomerang, Titanium Man, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Major Disaster, Taskmaster, Whiplash and the Six Gum Gang.

Blizzard: Crazy seeing all of you here.

Me: I know. Especially in a dimension far beyond the reach of time and space in the Bermuda Triangle.

Major Disaster: But this is incredible that you all solved the mystery of how the Bermuda Triangle was making all those ships, planes and boats disappear over the centuries.

Nico: Everyone in the entire human race is never going to believe this!

Cad Bane: Fancy seeing you guys here in the Bermuda Triangle.

Maria: Same to you as well.

Boomerang: It's good that you guys got Flip back to his cell.

Titanium Man: If he had provoked you guys for another second, you probably wouldn't done something that you would've regretted.

Me: No kidding there.

Cheshire: (to Nico) We heard you went to a French Fry planet.

Nico: We sure did.

Multiple Man: How was it?

Me: It was awesome and delicious.

Nico: Yeah it sure was.

Eli: Some of the best fries ever.

Ben: Too bad I didn't get to go with and you know how much I love chili fries.

We laughed.

Me: Yeah that's true.

Nico: So does Albedo.

?: I'm glad he does.

A figure came out and it was MUTITUS from episodes 28 & 29 of Mighty Morphin Season 1!


Mutitus is a very powerful zombie monster summoned by Rita Repulsa to attack Angel Grove as part of her plan to trap the Power Rangers on the Island of Illusion. He is summoned alongside Lokar but arrives first shortly after an attack by Goldar and Scorpina which forces the Rangers to form the Megazord. However, wielding a massive wrecking ball similar to the ones used by the Frankenstein Monster, Mutitus is too strong Lokar soon arrives and Rita has him use his "Breath of Doom" to transform Mutitus into a more dragon/demon-like form. This new form lacks the ability to use a chain to attack due to it's shortened arms but gains a much fiercer ability in place of the weapon it lost; a small effigy of Lokar's head appears around the new Mutitus' neck which is capable of firing different projectile attacks. Mutitus continues to annihilate the Megazord until the Dragonzord arrives, catching him off guard briefly. Soon after, Mutitus tosses around the Megazord and Dragonzord, and once done toying with them, sprays toxic foam all over the Megazord and Dragonzord, causing them to short-circuit. Rita traps the Rangers on an island-shaped dimension after Mutitus beats the Megazord and Dragonzord. While on the Island of Illusion, the 6 Rangers face illusions of their worst fears but eventually overcame them. When they return, they immediately call upon the Mega Dragonzord, and the battle continues. The fight then becomes one-sided in favor of the Rangers, as the Mega Dragonzord is unharmed by Mutitus' lightning attacks, whereas the Zord's lasers harm the monster effectively. Mutitus is finally killed when the Mega Dragonzord launches its energy sphere attack, causing an explosion that vaporizes Mutitus in a wall of bright light as he screams.


Kimberly Ann Hart: Mutitus!

Mutitus: Long time no see rangers.

Me: Boy I remember you! You were the ugliest monster I've ever seen and you gave the rangers one helluva challenge in that illusion island. It was part of Rita's plan to trap the rangers in an illusion island.

Mutitus: That's right. And if you see Lokar destroy him for me.

Me: With pleasure

William: You glad Vypra's your boss instead of Rita?

Mutitus: Of course I am. She was even nice enough to give me a sentient mind of my own.

Me: That is cool!

Eli: It sure is.

Jorgen Von Strangle and Stacey appeared!

Me: Jorgen and Stacey! Cool!

Stacey: I heard the Zenkaigers helped out yesterday.

Zarya: They sure did and it was so awesome.

Me: It was really cool having them help us out. And we have 6 days left before we meet them.

Jorgen: Did Nico tell you guys about me joining the Masters of Evil?

May: He sure did.

Jorgen: (sighs) It's nothing personal. I just really need to pay the bills.

Me: Well it's good pay.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: Stacey. Thanks for coming.

Stacey: No problem. It's only fair since you guys are gonna team up with Kaito and the others.

Nico: Yeah but that was so awesome having them help us.

Poromon: Especially with hearing Zocks's song again!

Poliwag: Yeah it rocks!

Me: Will loves that song too.

Will Vandom: It's very catchy. I like it.

We got the usual battles underway.


Jack Landors, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, SPD Rangers, Reflector and Demolishor VS Cad Bane - My dream rescue and facing Storious


Cad Bane was first.

Cad Bane: (to Jack) I heard J.D. fought Storious in his rescue. I guess we can call it a warm up for the real thing.

Jack Landors: It sure was a good warm up. J.D. also purified his Grimoire Wonder Ride Book and even made it into a pure version of the Great Book itself. That is really awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure is. Now we have Storious's big weapon as ours.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That is really amazing.

Sunburn: Boy it sure is. Storious is gonna be massively pissed when he faces us in September.

Sydney Drew: He sure is. This is gonna be awesome.

Z: Yeah it sure is!

Cad Bane: Now Storious is in deep doo doo shit trouble. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down!


Nick Russell, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Icepick and Scowl VS Frederick Myers A.K.A. Boomerang (Marvel) - Nico's French Fry Planet Rescue


Boomerang was next.

Boomerang: (to Nick) Nico's lucky that he got to go to a French Fry planet. And I honestly thought we would never see Boss Tau Zant in person.

Nick Russell: Boy me neither! But it was really awesome seeing the Japanese Hurricanegers Main Villain there.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was cool. Boss Tau Zant was a really neat one.

Starshine Sparkle: Much better than Lothor that J.D. is so eager to destroy.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah and I think he is the last of the American Power Rangers villains we have left to destroy too. I'm not sure.

Spyro: Me neither. Lost track.

Vida Rocca: But we'll be ready for him soon.

Boomerang: Yes we sure will. Lets do it mates!

They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.


Mack Hartford, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Operation Overdrive Rangers, Skullgrin and Submarauder VS Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man - Lincoln's Rescue


Titanium Man was next.

Titanium Man: (To Mack) Heard Lincoln's rescue involved the Roller Ghoster. How was it?

Mack: It was really cool. Terry was in serious trouble too. She got grounded big time and she had to do some community service and was forced to fix the rides she broke.

Rainbow Dash: And all because of her sister hogging all the glory and the credit.

Scootaloo: Yeah not cool. She invented all the rides and Chris took all the credit. But at least no one got seriously hurt.

Whirlpool: Yeah or Terry would be in jail for assault and battery.

Rose: That is true.

Tyzonn: Yeah no kidding.

Titanium Man: Thank goodness for that too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.


Casey Rhodes, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Jungle Fury Rangers, Sparkstalker and Fangry VS Cheshire - Meeting a Gene-Slammer for Arcana Force VIII - The Strength


Cheshire was next.

Cheshire: (to Casey) I heard you guys met a Gene-Slammer for Arcana Force VIII - The Strength. What's her name?

Casey Rhodes: Her name is Roxanne Lowinsky and she is a really awesome powerhouse.

Fluttershy: She saved Lynn from the Hazeltucky Hawkers that were going to destroy her.

Tornado Bolt: And she ruined Flip's reputation big time on the internet.

FLASHBACK

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Roxanne, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Roxanne Lowinsky: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Roxanne, how did you destroy Flip's entire reputation by going undercover and finding out about some horrible dark secrets about him and save Lynn from getting attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team?

Roxanne Lowinsky: I'm glad you asked. I was asked by both the FBI and The Gotham Royal York Police Department to go undercover and destroy Flip's entire reputation, and this was after Flip's previous plots to have Lincoln, his family, his friends, The Casagrandes, and J.D. killed for constantly ruining his scams were all foiled by Lincoln's other Guardian Angels. They decided that enough was enough with Flip, and I agreed to do so. I went undercover at Flip's Food and Fuel, and what I found out was really shocking and really dark: I'd found out that Flip's now gone too far, and he'd planned to hire a massive army of bounty hunters to kill all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, he'd also tried to give them a ton of weapons for it, including nuclear missiles. I photographed everything, and then, I told the FBI and the Gotham Royal York Police Department about it, but I also went a step further, and I posted Flip's plan all over the internet, and when they found out about it, they were really pissed at Flip. When Flip saw the angry mob, he screamed and tried to get away, but this time, there would be no escape for Flip as the FBI and the Gotham Royal York Police Department showed up in full force, and Flip was finally taken into custody, and he was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole in The Jupiter Prison far from Earth and society.

We were really horrified, but we went from being really horrified to really pissed off at Flip.

Nico: So, Flip was no longer focused on killing Lincoln, his family, his friends, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for constantly ruining his scams, but now, he tried to have all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm killed?!

Me: That butt-sucking, three-butt-cheeked, ugly, fat, mutant, smelly...!

Eli: I'll kill him for this!

Lincoln: Okay, that's it, now Flip's really gone too freaking far this time.

Lincoln put the heavy barbell on the rack, and he aimed his left hand and sensed for Flip.

Lincoln: This is for trying to hire a massive army of bounty hunters to kill all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you three-butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate pig!

Lincoln used his imagination powers and summoned a massive collection of pianos, and Flip let out a string of excruciating painful screams and curse words as the pianos crashed on Flip's head one after another. Then, Lincoln went back to working out with the rest of us.

Nico: That fucking cheapskate pig deserved to get hit by those pianos.

Roxanne Lowinsky: You said it. Now, for how I saved Lynn from getting beaten up by the Hazeltucky Hawkers team. I was walking home from school, but then, I suddenly had a vision: and I saw that Lynn was about to be attacked by the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team, and even worse, it was on the orders of those buttfaces, Hawk and Hank, who were also with the Hazeltucky Hawkers. I wasn't going to let that happen, so I rushed on over, and I beat them all up before they could lay a finger on her, and I also pummeled Hawk and Hank even more, and then, the police were called and the entire Hazeltucky Hawkers team, along with Hawk and Hank were arrested and sent to jail. Because of this attempted attack, Hazeltucky would suffer a horrible backlash from Royal Woods and gained a bad reputation, thanks to those assholes, Hawk and Hank.

We cheered for what Roxanne did to the Hazeltucky Hawkers and Hawk and Hank.

Lynn: Make no mistake about it, Roxanne's really strong when she pulverized those creeps, and it's because of what she did in saving me from that attack by the Hazeltucky Hawkers and Hawk and Hank, Hazeltucky suffered a bad backlash from the state of Michigan, and they have a bad reputation thanks to Hawk and Hank.

Lincoln: In fact, the Hazeltucky Hawkers now hate Roxanne Lowinsky with a vengeance, and they all swore they'll kill her for ruining their attack on Lynn.

Roxanne Lowinsky: The second they do, I'll rip their snouts off and shove them up their butts.

Lincoln: And she'll seriously do it, guys, Roxanne's really strong, one time, I saw her lift a 2,400-lb barbell with ease and with two hands.

Nico: (Surprised) Really?! That's awesome!

Me: Whoa.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Cheshire: My goodness! That is amazing!

Stealth Elf: Yeah and just after that exercise when we got back from meeting Mei, we found him here in the Bermuda Triangle.

Lily Chilman: Yeah that is crazy.

Cheshire: Wow no kidding there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed her down.


Scott Truman, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, RPM Rangers, Doubledealer and Bomb Burst VS James Arthur Madrox A.K.A. Multiple Man - Roxy's first Ambassador Mission


Multiple Man was next.

Multiple Man: (to Roxy) I heard today was Roxy's first Ambassador Mission. How was it?

Scott Truman: It was really cool!

Applejack: YEEHAW! It sure was! Roxy sure had a blast on there.

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding. Decade is really cool.

Flashwing: I think it's so awesome too.

Summer Landsdown: Decade is awesome and also Megan showed us her Wizard Kamen Rider abilities too.

Multiple Man: She knows Wizard too!? WHOA! She is chalk full of surprises. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, apples, crystal and rock and energy and smashed him down.


Jayden Shiba, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Samurai RAngers, Slog and Wildfly VS Kenuichio Harada A.K.A. Silver Samurai - Tsukasa finding out about Nico's Slump


Silver Samurai was next.

Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) (Japanese Accent) Looks like Tsukasa found out about Nico's Slump. But I hope you still had fun.

Jayden Shiba: Oh I did and it was really amazing!

Starlight Glimmer: Everyone had fun on Roxy's first Ambassador Mission. It was really cool.

Cozy Glow: Yeah I agree. It was awesome.

Hex: And they killed 2 enemies of the Decade Kamen Riders too.

Emily: They sure did and it was awesome.

Silver Samurai: I'm glad they had fun. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, bones, lightning and magic and elements and smashed him down.


Troy Burrows, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Megaforce Rangers, Cree Lincoln and Ravager VS Blizzard - Megan Kiraton now a Wizard Kamen Rider too? How many surprises does she have


Blizzard was next.

Blizzard: Megan Kiraton now a Wizard Kamen Rider too? How many surprises does she have?

Troy Burrows: Boy who knows. She is really awesome with so many Kamen Rider powers.

Trixie Lulamoon: She sure is full of it.

Triple Berry: Yeah sure is.

Flynn: She sure is awesome!

Cali: Yeah she sure is fully of it too.

Hugo: I think she is too.

Mags: Boy same with me.

Emma Goodall: I agree there.

Blizzard: She is a really gifted girl. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.


Tyler Navarro, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Dino Charge Rangers, Solar Man and Sheep Man VS Paul Booker A.K.A. Major Disaster - Mei Lee can turn into a red panda


Major Disaster was next.

Major Disaster: (to Tyler) So, Mei Lee can turn into a red panda, huh? Reminds me of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Tyler Navarro: That is true and so cool.

Pinkie Pie: But she is the cutest red panda ever!

Featherweight: Everyone likes Mei. She is awesome.

Sprocket: Boy I'll say. She sure is.

Shelby: I think she is too.

Major Disaster: Me too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, energy and lightning and smashed him down.


Brody Romero, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ninja Steel Rangers, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster - The Bermuda Triangle has been a massive mystery for eons


Taskmaster was next.

Taskmaster: (to Brody) The Bermuda Triangle has been a massive mystery for eons. Until now.

Brody Romero: I know! This is so awesome that we discovered what the mystery was all about.

Rarity: It sure is amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Man who would have thought that the Bermuda Triangle was a door into another dimension.

Gill Grunt: No one even did. The Bermuda Triangle is an incredibly amazing mystery.

Hayley: It sure is a big one.

Taskmaster: No kidding. This is amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.


Devon Daniels, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Beast Morpher Rangers, Sea Clamp and Spittor VS Marco Scarlotti A.K.A. Whiplash - The Bermuda Triangle has been one of the most perplexing mysteries for as long as humanity has been around


Whiplash was next.

Whiplash: (to Devon) The Bermuda Triangle has been one of the most perplexing mysteries for as long as humanity has been around. Good thing we found out the full truth today.

Devon Daniels: Yeah we sure did and that truth is that mermaids trigger a vacuum to send all sorts of things into it.

Princess Luna: Its been a very perplexing mystery for eons.

Moondust: Boy it sure has! But this is amazing that all this stuff wound up here in another dimension beyond the reach of time and space.

Snowdrop: That is really awesome.

Gari: Boy it sure is awesome.

Blackout: Yeah no kidding! Been a massively elusive mystery for years.

Zoey Reeves: It sure has been. This is incredible.

Whiplash: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Right Suzuki (ToQger), Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, ToQgers, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang - The Bermuda Triangle is amazing and the Cyber Squids are there too


Runt: (to Right) The Bermuda Triangle is amazing.

Lunk: (scowls) Too bad the Cyber Squids are there too!

Right Suzuki: They must've gotten sucked into the triangle after the whole underwater resort was destroyed years ago.

Princess Celestia: It's possible.

Amber Morning: That might have happened by accident.

Dixie: I guess y'all might be right.

Wilbur: That could be the case.

Spotlight: I agree there.

Haru: Yeah that is a good theory.

Goof: I agree there too.

Runt: But this is amazing though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and smashed them down.


Lola Ferrington the Galvanic Mechamorph Gene-Slammer, Riley Anderson, Eli and Zarya VS Stacey


Stacey was next.

Stacey: It must've been really awesome having the Zenkaigers help you guys yesterday.

Lola Ferrington: It sure was! And it was even more awesome how they thrashed Dark Chloe all over the place.

Riley Anderson: They sure did and that monster had it coming.

Eli: Boy they sure did. And we have six days to meet them too.

Zarya: This si gonna be awesome when we all meet them.

Stacey: It sure will be. DARK CHANGE!

He turned into STACAESAR!

Stacey: Jaban! Stacaesar! ステイシーザー

Eli: SO AWESOME!

Zarya: Just like in my Ambassador Missions.

Stacey: Indeed.

Lola formed her arm into a Laser Minigun and her feet into skates. They fired and Stacey fired waves of energy from his blaster and Lola fired waves of lasers and they hit him and smashed him all over and Stacey summoned DARK VERSIONS OF THE CHANGEMAN!

Riley Anderson: That is so cool!

Zarya: Like the Zenkaigers he too has 45+ Years of rangers at his command.

Rilery Anderson: That is awesome!

The Dark Changeman flared up auras of the Dragon, Mermaid, Phoenix, Griffin and Pegasus and they fired waves of energy and massive fiery explosions blasted out of the ground!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Lola Ferrington: When I first battled you on Zarya's third Ambassador Mission that was the most fun I've ever had. FAIRY POWER!

Lola flareed up a Yellow Aura in the shape of a fairy and fired a wave of magic and tied him up in vines.

Zarya: That was really awesome. LYCANTHROPE POWER!

She flared up a Dark Blue Aura for a werewolf and it fired a blast of moonlight and smashed him down.


Mira Torvald the Kaipornean Gene-Slammer VS Jorgen Von Strangle


Jorgen Von Strangle was next.

Jorgen Von Strangle: It'll be an awesome honor to face you Mira.

Mira Torvald: It sure will be and it's going to be so awesome to face you and have you on both sides.

Jorgen Von Strangle: I agree. LETS DO IT NOW!

He fired a blast of magic and she fired a laser blast and the blasts collided and exploded and Mira teleported and fired a cannon blast and smashed him down.


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mutitus


Mutitus was next.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Nico teleported and opened Mutitus's safe and in it was a bunch of necklaces called the Necklaces of Eternal Oceanic Love, they're necklaces with ocean blue crystal links and the pendant for the necklaces are mermaids with ocean blue gems. Once on their necks, they'll merge with the current necklaces the mermaids have on, and they'll gain a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Nico: Time for some buttkicking!

Tommy Oliver: It's MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!

Zack Taylor: MASTODON!

Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!

Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!

Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers!

Nico: Lets do it!

The rangers formed the Power Blaster!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Mutitus and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Mutitus you have failed this dimension!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Jake Holling: Troy, remind me why we didn't do a Legendary Mode against Voltaire?

Troy: Because our basic Megaforce morph was already enough.

Jake Holling: Oh. Lets do it then!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

Me, Eli, Nico, Zarya and Jared: (TURNS DIALS) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

We summoned the Goggle V, Ohranger, Magiranger, Goseiger and ToQgers!

Hailey Timaeus: This is gonna be good! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Gearfried the Iron Knight!

Hailey summoned The Eye of Timaeus and merged him with Gearfried the Iron Knight and it formed into an awesome new monster. Timaeus was covered all over in powerful iron armor and Gearfried the Iron Knight was on his back. He was called GEARFRIED THE BLACK DRAGON RIDER!

Hailey Timaeus: Meet Gearfried the Black Dragon Rider!

Joan Critias: Now that is cool! Watch this one. I summon my dragon self and merge him with Nightmare Trimirror!

Joan summoned The Fang of Critias and merged him with Nightmare Trimirror and they formed into an awesome new dragon. It was a scary black dragon with mirrors for wings and had scary red eyes and had claws that were mirrors! It was called NIGHTMARE MIRRIOR DRAGON!

Joan Critias: Say hello to Nightmare Mirror Dragon!

Gina Hermos: Now for me! I summon my dragon self and merge him with Cloudian - Eye of The Storm!

She summoned her Dragon Self and merged him with Cloudian - Eye of The Storm and they formed into an awesome staff of storm clouds. It was called THE STAFF OF THE CLOUDIAN HURRICANE!

Gina Hermos: This is the Staff of The Cloudian Hurricane!

Nico: Lets get them!

We fired waves of energy and elements and smashed the Cyber Squids all over the place into scrap metal and more!

Sypder and Psimion blasted and smashed them into dust!

Motormaster, Rodimus Prime, Sissi and Gaz used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Motormaster's atom smasher cannon, Rodimus Prime's photon eliminator, and Sissi and Gaz's powers 100-fold.

Sissi Delmas and Motormaster: LYOKO ATOM SMASHER BLAST!

Rodimus Prime and Gaz: DARKNESS PHOTON BLAST!

Scorcher and Mighty Morphin: FIRE OF MIGHTY MORPHIN!

Firepower and Alien: MISSILES OF AQUITAR!

Evil Star and Zeo: STARS OF ZEO!

Key and Turbo: KEYS OF TURBO!

Overdrive and In Space: STARS OF IN SPACE!

Toyman and Lightspeed Rescue: TOYS OF LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Villamax and Time Force: TIME ENERGY BLAST!

Wolf and Wild Force: WOLVES OF THE WILD FORCE!

Weather Wizard and Ninja Storm: WEATHER OF NINJAS!

Beetle and Dino Thunder: BEETLES AND DINOSAURS BLAST!

Ben 10, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lana and Lola: ALIENS UNDEAD FIRESTORM!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Mira Torvald, Varie, Shanan, Lily and Squidward: SMASHING STARSTORM MAELSTROM!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Lincoln: WATER ELEMENT STYLE: AQUA BLADE!

Hilda: (British Accent) WATER FIRE STYLE: STEAM SWORD!

Jessica Shannon: WATER FIRE STYLE: STEAM WASPS!

Sari Sumdac: WATER LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCKER ARROWS!

Entrapta: WATER LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO AQUA TRIDENT!

Perfuma: WATER NATURE STYLE: AQUATIC SUNFLOWER BLADES!

Fuu (Samurai Champloo): WATER NATURE STYLE: WATER ROSE WHIP!

Frosta: WATER ICE STYLE: SUB-ZERO PICKAXE!

Mine (TLPS): WATER ICE STYLE: FREEZING MINIGUN!

Tatsumaki: WATER WIND STYLE: WHIRLPOOL SWORD!

Hime (Crunchyroll): WATER WIND STYLE: JET HALBERD!

Yuna Kamihara: WATER STYLE: AQUA LANCE!

Nanami: WATER STYLE: AQUA CANNON!

Toph: WATER EARTH STYLE: MUDDY WAVE!

Julie Makimoto: WATER EARTH STYLE: AQUATIC BOULDERS!

Lily the Mermaid: WATER STYLE: WHIRLPOOL LASER!

They fired waves of water and elements and they formed into said things!

Lincoln and his harem: WATER FINAL SMASH: AQUATIC Z-CANNON BARRAGE!

They fired a massive aquatic cannon barrage at the Cyber Squids (Ben 10) which explode on contact!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

The Cyber Squids were all destroyed!

?: I will have my revenge on you for foiling all of my plans, Spyro, you little twerp!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Spyro heard that familiar voice.

Spyro: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Red.

A red-scaled dragon with a staff in his hand descended onto the ground, and it was none other than the Fallen Dragon Elder, Red.

Ignitus: I should've guessed you'd one day return, Red.

Volteer: I would've thought the other Elders made it clear that you were to never return after you were banished for your crimes.

Terrador: But, you'd crossed a serious line when you tried to use the Dark Gems to help in your conquest of the realms.

Cyril: Only to be defeated by young Spyro in the end, but now, the rules have changed: this time, the punishment for your crimes is death.

Red (Spyro: A Hero's Tail): I will destroy all of you if it's the last thing I ever do!

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: That's never going to happen.

Suddenly, Jhuidah the Island Faerie's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with flowers, leaves, plants, and faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Red, she left pink energy aura with flowers, leaves, plants, and faeries with every step.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: Red, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against the realms. The elders were right to have banished you ages ago, but you refuse to listen, but now, you've left us no other choice, this time, you will pay for your crimes with your life.

Suddenly, Jhuidah the Island Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with tropical flowers and tropical plants surrounding her, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a brown phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Jhuidah the Island Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has pink highlights in the bangs of her brown hair with a pink tropical flower in her hair, she has neon brown eyes and a pink energy aura with flowers, leaves, plants, and faeries surrounding her, she has a faerie with the Island Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on faerie earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Island Kanji in its hands, she also has a faerie with pink gems for the eyes and the Island Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Jhuidah the Island Faerie has on a coconut bra with a pink faerie on it, grass skirt, she's in her bare feet, and a long sleeveless pink trenchcoat with flowers, leaves, plants, and faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a faerie with tropical flowers and plants surrounding her. Jhuidah the Island Faerie's pink fairy wings grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Jhuidah the Island Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the faerie that said, "Jhuidah the Island Faerie, Owner of The Cooking Pot of Mystery Island, Talented Cook of Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Tropical Plants and Faeries."

島の妖精ジュイダ、ミステリー島の調理鍋の所有者、ネオピアの才能ある料理人、最も暗い妖精の先駆者、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして熱帯植物と妖精のマスター

Jhuidah the Island Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE TROPICAL ISLAND FAERIE ANGEL OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

We were amazed by Jhuidah the Island Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Red saw it, the fallen Dragon Elder fell into a rage and fired a blast from his staff to kill her, but Jhuidah the Island Faerie fired a powerful pink energy blast with tropical plants, tropical flowers, and faeries and it hits the fallen Dragon Elder and he hit a tree and coconuts fell onto his head.

Nico: Whoa, Jhuidah the Island Faerie's transformed, this is going to be a good one.

Me: You said it, Nico, and since we're on a tropical island, this is definitely a perfect setting for the battle to come.

Lincoln: Wow, Jhuidah, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Tropical Island Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deal with the Fallen Dragon Elder once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Jhuidah.

Crash Bandicoot: Don't forget the rest of us, you two.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Jhuidah the Island Faerie, and Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, and he, along with Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, Camo, Bash, Flashwing, Whirlwind, Drobot, Echo, Spotlight, Sunburn, Fire Kraken, Blades, Blackout, and High Five also joined Lincoln and Jhuidah the Island Faerie.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of trying to conquer the realms are all over, Red.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) And now, it's time for you to die.

Lincoln, Jhuidah the Island Faerie, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, and the dragons of the Skylands went after Red, who fired blasts of energy from his staff, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy with tropical plants and tropical flowers, elemental forces, rainbow energy, spectral lightning, wind, water, gears, blades, soundwaves, plants Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Dragons, Bandicoots, and Faeries at Red, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln and Crash Bandicoot attack Red with powerful one-handed swings from their massive swords, and they left painful scars on him, and Jhuidah the Island Faerie fired powerful pink energy blasts from her staff, and it hit the fallen Dragon Elder. Then, Lincoln grabbed Red and he choke-slammed the fallen Dragon Elder down onto the floor, and Lincoln punched, kicked, and smashed it all over the place with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and he also destroyed Red's staff. Then, Lincoln tossed Red into the air with his immense and brute superhuman strength, and he, Jhuidah the Island Faerie, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, and the dragons of the Skylands fire powerful beams of energy, and as they hit Red, the barrage of energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing him for good and he was erased from existence as he was condemned to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Jhuidah the Island Faerie, Lincoln, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terrador, and the dragons of the Skylands did as they holstered their weapons and power down, and Jhuidah Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive pink fairy wings are permanent.

Jhuidah the Island Faerie: That's it for that treacherous fallen Dragon Elder. And I want to thank all of you for helping me with taking down Red once and for all.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Jhuidah.

Suddenly, Jhuidah the Island Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Jhuidah the Island Faerie's face, they kiss passionately as Jhuidah the Island Faerie wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with seeing tropical trees and plants growing around them, waves crashing behind them, and tropical island music playing, and we all cheered wildly for them.

Nico: Now, that's a really awesome tropical display.

Me: You said it.

Alternate Tawna: And Crash, I also got a little something for you.

Suddenly, Alternate Tawna wrapped her arms around Crash Bandicoot's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Crash Bandicoot's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Crash Bandicoot leans down to Alternate Tawna's face, they kiss passionately as Alternate Tawna wraps her left arm around Crash Bandicoot's wider and muscular back, and she placed her left hand on Crash Bandicoot's massive and wide muscular right pec, and we cheered wildly for them as well. Then, they separated their faces, but they still had red blushes on their faces.

Crash Bandicoot: Looks like we're now a couple.

Alternate Tawna: Looks like it.

Silver Samurai: And so ends the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle.

Major Disaster: You said it.

Taskmaster: And the aliens related to them are dead too.

Me: You got that right.

Whiplash: Too bad we had to rescue Flip as well.

Dixie: It was for the best.

Goof: We still have humiliations with him.

Wilbur: What do you guys say we get out of here?

Me: Good idea.

Nico: Okay ladies.

[All mermaids clear throats and sing backwards]

Me: Brace yourselves guys.

[We all yell in surprise. The ground starts shaking and the vacuum cleaner sucks in everything on the island and transports them back to Gotham Royal York]

Me: Wow! It really worked!

Nico: That was awesome!

Lola: Yeah no kidding!

Lily: That was just like what happened underwater.

Laney: It sure was.

Leni: You ready for the mall, girls?

All Mermaids: Yeah! Mall! Mall! Mall! Mall!

Nico: Looks like Leni has awesome friends added to her shopping crew.

Mandee: She sure did. Lets head to the mall after.

Jackie: Good idea.

Fiona: Yeah!

Nico: Boy this was a really awesome day for us.

Me: Boy it sure was. We also solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle and got everyone's stuff back and we even found the ships, planes and boats that disappeared all those centuries ago.

Laney: Boy we sure did.

Nico: Yeah. But great job today everyone. This was a really eventful day today.

Me: Yep. (Sees something) Oh Squidward.

I picked up a clarinet.

Me: I think this is yours.

Squidward: My clarinet! Oh thank you thank you thank you J.D.!

Nico: Oh and here's the mascots alarm clock.

Mascots: YAY!

[Some Bikini Bottomites come to the pile]

Old Fish: And so are my dentures!

Me: Ew.

Gray fish: Tibor! You're alive!

SpongeBob: Isn't that great, Mr. Krabs? Everyone is reclaiming their stuff.

Mr. Krabs: It sure is boy-o.

Me: Lets head to the restaurant and see if its all still safe.

We did so.

We then went to the kitchen. And we saw someone unexpected.

Me: Kotaro?

[Charles from the beginning is cooking at the grill.]

Charles: Actually, the name's Charles. Figured I'd hold down the fort for ya while you were gone.

Me: Oh thanks.

Lynn Sr.: So, you've been the one making the food while we were away?

Charles: Yep. All me. Oh, and by the way, you've got a little vermin problem.

We saw that he put another bad restaurant spy in a cage.

Lynn Sr.: Looks like I have a spy.

Charles: He's a feisty one...

Patrick: Hey! I found my cuff links! [puts them on and also has a suit on] That's better.

Me: Looking sharp Patrick!

Lily: Yeah! What's the occasion?

Patrick: I've got a date with Mindy.

[Patrick gets into a limo and drives away]

Patrick: To Mindy's house, Reginald.

SpongeBob: Patrick! You dropped your cummerbund!

Squidward: (To the viewers) This was a really amazing adventure and it was really eventful!

Me: Boy it sure was. We solved one of the most perplexing mysteries in the history of mankind and we got all the stuff back as well as bring back all the ships, planes and boats that mysteriously disappeared over the centuries back.

Laney: We sure did.

Nico: This was a really eventful day for us.

Me: Lets give the ships and planes to the museums of the world.

Nico: Good idea.

We then refurbished and restored the ships and made them look like new and then we later went back home and had an awesome rest of the day before going to sleep. Flip was badly mangled up and he was wrapped in a full body cast!

Flip: (Muffled) WHY ME?

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction done.

This was a land version of the SpongeBob Squarepants episode Welcome to The Bikini Bottom Triangle and that was a really cool and funny one. Ginnifer Goodwin guest starred in that one and it was really awesome that she was the leader of the mermaids in the Bikini Bottom Triangle and it was cool. It was really freaky though how they would up there though but it was so awesome. The dream rescue for me was for Sky Mermaids and that was a cool one and it was also a warmup for when we face Storious from Kamen Rider Saber later in September. I meant to say that I would banish him to the Warp till September. The rescue for Nico was on a French Fry planet and that would be a planet fit for an awesome food lover. The second rescue for Lincoln was for the What's New Scooby Doo? Episode for the Roller Ghoster and that was a cool one but it was awful that Terry would do all that for jealousy. The episode aired on November 9th, 2002 and it was cool. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next dream rescue for me is gonna be a really awesome one as me and Natilee go into my dream and we're going to a light fairy kingdom in the world of Duel Masters and they will be good friends with many of the Light Civilization. We're also going to take down another member of PLOOP and it's going to be Prince Eugene the Mean and I'm going to use the Black Gates on him. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, CatDog, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Nearburg and we're going to help CatDog and we're going to take down Rancid Rabbit at an all you can eat taco restaurant called Taco Depot and that Rabbit is gonna be forced into servitude in the Masters of Evil. Also we're going to meet an Evolved Vulpimancer Gene-slammer named Blind Maria Johnson. Maria Johnson is Nico's friend from history class and she was born blind but sees everything with her ears and not her eyes. Like how bats do in the darkness. She is now an Evolved Vulpimancer gene-slammer. For Lincoln's rescue he is going to do a Time Squad Adventure and we're going to meet Ludwig Van Beethoven and we're going to get him to being a composer for music again. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Arcana Force VII - The Chariot named Yvonne Qinsington and she has awesome psychic powers and has incredibly powerful mastery over the forces of fire and she has an awesome and powerful vision about how she busted the most prolific serial arsonist in the country before she was about to torch the Loud House. Also after the exercise scene we're going to confront Carly Morgan's mom and see how really far gone she is. Get ready for an adrenaline rush as we go meet the gerbils of the awesome Spy Gerbil Disney movie G-Force! It's going to be awesome. We're going to face Macker from Totally Spies who has come back from the dead to get revenge and he is going to try his clone project again. But this time we're going to be ready for him!

See you all tomorrow.