THIS IS A SEQUEL TO THE SPONGEBOB EPISODE SPONGE-CANO
In the early morning hours at 12:47 AM, I was fast asleep with Varie and everyone and then I was having a really awesome dream. It was full of Krusty Krab stuff. My eyes appear and then my shoes and then my mouth on a rock.
Me: Hey! Over here! [laughs while my arms wiggle on the ground. Both arms attach to the rock and the rock moves over to the other items. My arms grab the eyes and I put them on the rock, My pants start appearing, and then my legs come out and I put my shoes on and my body is seen. A car comes over me and I sit him in it. My nose grows out] Now this is how to travel! Wait! I don't have a drivers license for Bikini Bottom! [driver's license appears] [Car starts to move crazily] I sure take a good picture. [drives through a sign that says "Road Ends"]
CRASH!
Me: Darn! I should have grown a mustache. [the boat starts bumping up and down rapidly; I am now driving off-road, hitting bumps in the sand; I smash into a rock and fly out of the boat, still holding my license] How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving? Always wear your seatbelt. [I fly over the Krusty Krab] Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here. [But then I flew through the dream cloud and on my real bed] Ouch! Where am I? [walks and looks up to his real self] Is that me? Or is this me? Am I still dreaming?
Natilee's spirit appeared.
Me: Natilee?
Natilee: Dad? I didn't expect you to be out of a dream like this.
Me: Am I still asleep?
Natilee: You sure are. But I'm glad you're out. Nico is in trouble. Come on!
We flew over to Nico's room and we saw Nico's dream and his eyes were twitching and I knew he was having a nightmare.
Me: Lets go!
We went into his dream and we saw a horrifying landscape! And standing in front of him was the Digimon Emperor! He was mocking and belittling him and Nico was clutching his head!
Me: Why that rotten little…
Natilee: Lets get him.
?: Let me help.
A dark human size fairy came and she had black and purple clothes and purple butterfly wings.
Me: Wow. A darkness fairy.
Noirtera: That's right. My name is Noirtera and I'm the princess of the Darkness Fairies.
Me: Awesome to meet you. Lets go help Nico.
We went at him.
Digimon Emperor: You are a big disappointment. I would have made a better leader of the team than Team Loud Phoenix Storm than a worthless scumbag like you.
Me: "Disappointment!?" You don't know how wrong you are you douchebag! No one talks about my friend that way!
POW!
I punched him down and the Digimon Emperor vanished!
Natilee: Good riddance.
Noirtera: What a dirtbag saying such horrible things.
Nico looked at me.
Me: Are you all right Nico?
Nico: I sure am. But J.D. what are you doing in my dream?
Me: I'm a dreamwalker now remember? Natilee told me that you were having a bad nightmare and I helped you out.
Nico: Wow that was awesome.
Noirtera: Looks like we got here just in time.
Natilee: We sure did.
Me: Yeah no kidding. The Digimon Emperor needs to learn how to keep his big fat ugly mouth shut. You didn't believe what he said did you?
Nico: Not anymore. But thanks man.
I later went back to my dream and later I woke up and later got dressed and went to breakfast and told everyone what happened and it was incredible. Noirtera was now part of the team.
Later it was time for Nico's awesome rescue. Flying through the voids of space was Nico, Sabrina Mason, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were heading over to another awesome planet. We found another food planet and this was gonna be an awesome one.
Me: I have a feeling this is gonna be a really awesome planet.
Eli: It sure will be awesome.
Lola: Yeah I have a feeling this will be really cool.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sabrina.
Sabrina Mason: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome going with you on this really cool rescue.
Camie: How did you guys meet all the Goosebumps heroes?
Me: We had a lot of fun on all those adventures. We would go take down the monsters in each of the books and they are really awesome.
Nico: Yep we sure would.
Me: It was awesome though.
Nico: It all started after I battled a dream version of Slappy.
Me: Yeah and it was brought to life by the Fright Knight, one of Danny's most dangerous enemies.
Laney: Yeah and we found out that Nico was terrified of Slappy since his childhood.
Lana: That was terrible.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Slappy the Living Dummy. That was a terrible character from those stories. He was mean and evil.
Lola: The most evil ever.
Nico: We actually fought him last October. He tried getting Lola in trouble.
Me: I remember that. That was really horrible.
Laney: Yeah he said some really horrible things.
Lincoln: No kidding there! That was awful.
Nico: Yeah.
Sabrina Mason: But Lola wasn't Slappy's only victim remember?
Nico: How can I forget.
Maria: Amy Kramer was his first victim.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Slappy was beyond a shadow of a doubt the most evil monster ever in the Goosebumps books. But it's where we faced the Haunted Mask that we kicked off our adventures with the Goosebumps books.
Nico: That's right.
Sabrina Mason: I remember that. So awesome.
Me: Yep.
Eli: That was so awesome.
Me: And it's where we formed our branch team for the Goosebumps Books too. We called it the Goosebumps Monster Busters. It's a team I made for every Goosebumps Monster Hero that we recruit. Nico leads it and we go after all of the monsters from the Goosebumps books. We use Nico's collection of Goosebumps books as our hit list.
Nico: That's true.
Eli: That is awesome.
May: One of our best ones was Horrorland.
Me: Now that was EPIC!
Laney: Yeah it sure was. We went to the scariest amusement park ever.
Eli: That must've been a cool one.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Oh it was. It was really cool. And we took down the most fucked up villain in that entire park, Dr. Madison Storm. He was one crazy screwed up son of a bitch fuckwad.
Laney: He sure was!
Lana: No kidding there!
Lincoln: And it was an awesome brawl with J.D. and him.
Lola: What was it that you said to him J.D.?
Me: That was awesome.
FLASHBACK - CHAPTER 771
Dr. Storm: You motherfucker! You broke my nose!
Me: I'm about to break a whole lot more than that you fuckhead! I'm going to kill you.
I punch him in the stomach and we stood in stances.
Dr. Storm: You scared shithead? Well you should be. Because this mad scientist is going to kick your big fucking ass.
Me: I eat motherfucking fucked up lunatics like you for breakfast. And right now I'm... (Kicks him in the face) Really hungry!
I punched him in the chest.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Eli: Awesome!
Aylene C.: That was really cool!
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: (frowns) We got so many recruits that day. And yet, they STILL don't have archenemies.
Me: We'll find some for them Nico. Just got to be patient.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: My favorite was when we met the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers and met Billy and Sheena Deep and even saved the mermaid captured by DuBrow.
Nico: That was a cool one!
Laney: Yeah it was! I learned how to use the full power of awesome Lightspeed Rescue gadgets.
Me: I remember that. That was so awesome trying those all out. They were really awesome.
Sirius: Sounds like it.
Me: Yeah. But the most brutal one I remember we did was Calling All Creeps. (GROWLS FFEROCIOUSLY) THAT ONE REALLY PISSES ME OFF!
Camie: What happened in that one?
Me: It's not what happened, it's what happened to Nico at the end. It was awful.
Nico: Why do I get the feeling that we're going to do a mission based on the Goosebumps movie?
Me: That will happen in October.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: What happened in the Calling All Creeps adventure?
Me: That was horrible.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 841 and it was awful!
FLASHBACK - CHAPTER 841
At the Sector V treehouse in the middle of our courtyard, Yuko, Qin, Lola and the Sector V KND members were watching TV and Numbuh 362 was with them.
Qin: So this is the Kids Next Door?
Yuko: Yep. It's a powerful ultra secret organization that is designed to protect all kids from the evil of Adult Tyranny.
Lola: And these are not the adults we know like our parents. These are adults that are evil villains.
Qin: Wow! Who was the most insidious one of them all?
Numbuh 5: That would be the Common Cold.
Yuko: You would not like this guy Qin.
Yuko went over the Common Cold's history.
The Common Cold is an eternally ill villain who wishes to spread his cold to everyone else in the world. He uses a machine to fire mucus from his nose at his enemies. He can routinely be defeated with orange juice. The Common Cold first appears in Operation: T.O.M.M.Y., in which Numbuh Two's brother, Tommy, aids the Common Cold out of jealousy for the KND, building a machine for him that transforms him into the "Flu Bug". Numbuh Two's mother used chicken soup to counter the machine and defeat the villain. The Common Cold never got a starring role in an episode again, but made several minor appearances. He is the boss of Operation: S.N.O.T.B.O.M.B.E.R. in Operation: V.I.D.E.O.G.A.M.E.. In Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G., it is revealed that he is the uncle of Anna Worthington, and was responsible for making Numbuh 1 sick to keep him from interfering with Jimmy's plans.
Qin: Geez! I had no idea he was that sick.
Yuko: Yeah. He is a really disgusting villain. He was always sick and wanted to give the whole world eternal sickness. The Flu can kill you.
Lola: Yeah. It's horrible.
Qin: That's sick! Who was the lamest villain of the KND?
Numbuh 4: (Australian Accent) That would be the Toiletnator. He was the stupidest villain we faced.
Qin: What was he like?
Yuko: He was a comic relief villain. Not all the villains we faced are that powerful. He was mostly used for Comic Relief.
Lola: Yeah every superhero or superhero team has to have a villain that's comic relief.
Qin: What does the Toiletnator do?
Lola went over his history. If you can call it that.
The Toiletnator, real name Lou Pottingsworth III, is a pathetically weak and incompetent antagonist (being considered the lamest villain in the KND world and absolutely no threat at all). He's a Toilet-themed super villain who is disregarded as a threat by the KND and considered an embarrassment or liability by other villains, in part due to his ridiculous (even by KND villain standards) motif. He possesses the power to control toilets and shoot toilet paper from his arms, which on occasion has actually been shown to be somewhat effective.
In the comic story, "Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E." Toiletnator's origin is revealed: he'd once been Lou Pottingsworth III, an executive for Evil Adult Industries Inc, before he was assigned by Father himself to become part of his company's operation to mass-produce their new vegetable: "Asparagross".
But when the Kids Next Door attacked the factory building site, Lou hid in a porti-potty and was trapped in there for several days when it was knocked under a large mass of rubble, forced to eat nothing but urinal cakes.
There, he was visited by "The Almighty Protector of Potty" (some form of toilet god), who'd chosen him to be its knight (the only reason being that he'd been the only one to use the bathroom in a while) and bestowed him with toilet-based powers, which he used to punish kids who wrote on the bathroom walls, misused toilet paper, and forgot to flush.
He first appeared as a joke character in Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H., where he auditions to the Delightful Children From Down The Lane for the task of destroying Sector V, but is rejected and ejected through a window. In Operation: Q.U.I.E.T., he is one of the many characters who attacks the Sector V Treehouse while Numbuh 1 is asleep. In Operation: M.O.V.I.E., Numbuh 4, while disguised as an adult to get into "Violence: The Movie", which is actually a supervillain meeting held by Mr. Boss, he sits next to Toiletnator, who forms a one-sided friendship with him. After his identity is revealed, Toiletnator feels betrayed and blames him for ruining the "plan" he proposed, which was to capture Numbuh 4, and declares him his arch-nemesis. This "rivalry" is continued in Operation: F.L.U.S.H.. In a comic story, "Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E.", it's revealed that the Toiletnator is actually Numbuh 4's uncle and Sydney Beetles's long lost twin brother.
Toiletnator in Operation: F.L.U.S.H. stated that he wanted Mr. Boss to invite him to go bowling on Tuesdays. In Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. where Toiletnator finally gets to go bowling with Mr. Boss, Numbuh 4 apparently blackmailed a group of villains into aiding him by lying and stating that they had consumed poisoned soda and Mr. Boss agreed on the conditions that the Toiletnator is not given the antidote.
Operation: F.L.U.S.H. features Toiletnator as the main character. After being shunned once again by his fellow villains (with Mr. Boss recanting a past incident where he let Numbuh One into their secret lair even though the operative's only disguise was a t-shirt with "I am not Numbuh One" written on it"), he attempts to prove his worth to them by becoming the "Terma-Toiletnator" and destroying the Kids Next Door. Unknown to him, however, the other villains have already initiated their attack on the Sector V Treehouse only to find that the KND are away from home and have taken it over for themselves. Toiletnator arrives at the Treehouse and, believing his allies to be Sector V, single-handedly dispatches all of them in a brief moment of competence. Knightbrace, who he believes to be Numbuh 4, is brutally flushed down a toilet. A similar situation happens in Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N., where Toiletnator unknowingly ruins the other villains plans by destroying Mr. Boss's submarine.
In Operation: C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E., he cameos being seen in Kids Next Door Arctic Base prison cell next to the Iguana talking to two other older toilet-based villains, presumably his parents.
Another instance where Toiletnator demonstrated himself as a formidable combatant was in Operation: Z.E.R.O., where he is the first person to be turned into a Senior Citi-zombie by Grandfather. Later in the movie, he attacks Numbuh 1 and his father in their house, and successfully zombifies Tommy, who also happened to be there.
In Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S., Toiletnator loses the award for "best toilet-themed villain" to Potty Mouth (much to his disappointment) and his tuxedo gets covered from Common Cold's Snot Bomber. He was last seen in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. checking out the rides at the amusement park that made him so dizzy he threw up, instead of competing in the scavenger hunt like most of the other villains.
Qin: Boy he really was that stupid!
Yuko: Yep. The Toiletnator was a dumb one. We didn't kill him, so we banished him to an island off the southern tip of Africa. We call that island The Island Of Losers.
Qin: That's good.
Numbuh 1: But the most dangerous villain we faced was our ultimate enemy: Father.
Qin: I heard about him. He was the leader of the Adult Villains.
Yuko: He was without a doubt, the toughest adversary me and Lola ever faced.
Lola: I faced him first. Then Yuko the 2nd time.
Qin: What was he like?
Yuko: He was the worst Qin. His goal was to kill all the children and in doing so, he was going to wipe out the entire human race. He was Genocidal Tyrannical Parent.
Yuko went over Father's whole history.
Father was the brother of Monty Uno (Numbuh Zero) and son of Grandfather. Unlike his brother, Ben was too afraid to rise up against his father, and ran away. He later grew resentful of his brother overthrowing their tyrannical parent.
At some unknown point, he gained his powers and became the villain known as Father. He secretly kidnapped Sector Z and turned them into The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, adopting them as his own children, resulting in the Kids Next Door losing all contact with Sector Z, until the events of Operation: Z.E.R.O. when Numbuh One's father Monty (Numbuh Zero) discovered the truth and temporarily recommissioned them.
In a crossover with Villainous, it's revealed that he buys his technology from the Black Hat Organization, however, it's uncertain if this info is canon.
As a child in Great Britain, Benedict Uno was terrified of his own father, being extremely obedient despite his dislike for the man. When Monty Uno decided to rebel against Grandfather, Benedict insisted that they would stand no chance against him, and, as a result of his cowardice, he did not join Monty in the uprising, which ultimately did prove successful.
Sometime between this incident and the present day of the series, Benedict took up his father's mantle as the king of evil and ultimate oppressor of children, became a demonic being similar to Grandfather, and vowed to destroy the Kids Next Door. He also moved to the United States.
At one point, Father created the Delightfulization Chamber, a device designed to turn any kid into a mindlessly obedient and perfectly behaved child (most likely as a precaution for what happened between Monty and Grandfather, from happening to him). The first working Delightfulization Chamber was used on Sector Z. During the Delightfulization Process, the machine blew a fuse for reasons unknown, caused it to explode, and amplified its effects "eleventy billion-fold", which created the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, who from then on, would be Father's "children" and most powerful allies.
Other notable minions of Father include the Ice Cream Men, Six-Gum Gang and the Teen Ninjas, including his apprentice, Cree Lincoln and his captain, Chad Dickson. Father does not directly control the majority of the KND's rogues gallery, but frequently employs the services of other villains who, while otherwise operating independently, are readily willing to serve him.
Even the Delightful Children frequently appear without Father. Father is occasionally seen attending the villain meetings of Mr. Boss, who regularly functions as a leader of the series' lesser villains or as a second-in-command. In Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. and the comic story Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E., Father is said to be the head of a company called "Evil Adult Industries Inc."
It is also implied that Father employs several children similar to the DCFDTL throughout the world, as shown in the Interesting Twins From Beneath the Mountain and Rowdy Hooligans From Across the Square.
Father was first encountered by Sector V in Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P., in which he admonishes the DCFDTL for their repeated failures against the KND. He allows his children to use the "Really Really Incredibly Destructive Machine" to destroy the Sector V Treehouse; in the process, the Delightful Children also manage to transform Numbuh 1 into an adult with the Age Cigar. The remaining members of Sector V infiltrate the Delightful Mansion From Down The Lane to retrieve the cigar, with Numbuh 1 (now "Mr. Uno" the ice cream man) joining them to defeat the Delightful Children.
Sarcastically applauding Uno's success at defeating "a bunch of little kids", Father attacked with his devastating fire powers, but Sector V was able to triumph by covering him with all the ice cream in Mr. Uno's truck. As Numbuh 1 de-aged himself back to his old self and escaped with his team, Father could only lie on the floor, weakly ordering the DCFDTL to get his sweater.
His second major appearance was in Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S., the culmination of a story arc consisting of several loosely-related episodes. Here, he activates a device which creates a rapidly-expanding energy field that turns all KND operatives caught in it into animals. However, the field's reliance on the KND Code Module for its targets backfires when Tommy Gilligan decommissions himself, gaining immunity to the energy field. He proceeds to upload the DNA of the DCFDTL - and Father himself - into the KND Code Module, making them viable targets for their own weapon. Transformed into a panther, Father was locked in his own mansion's cages, allowing Tommy to free his trapped comrades and destroy the device producing the energy field. With the energy field gone, Father returned to normal, but the KND were long gone by the time he escaped his own prison.
Although Tommy's actions defeated him at the time, Father's failed scheme would bear surprising fruit in Operation: I.T. With his DNA in the Code Module, he was technically a KND operative; thus, he was able to infiltrate their Moon Base. Coincidentally, he arrived during the annual competition for leadership (a worldwide game of Tag, since nobody actually wanted the job), and Numbuh 2 was using the Code Module to track his fellow operatives. Currently "It", with ten seconds left to get rid of the status, Numbuh 2 threw open a door and blindly tagged the person behind it - unfortunately for him, Father was that person. As the villain gloated, the clock struck noon, officially making Father the Supreme Leader of the KND.
Convening the irate Operatives in the KND Super Convention Center, Father explained how his DNA was loaded into the Code Module by Tommy, thereby making him a member despite his age and decidedly anti-kid sympathies. Numbuh 86 and her team attempted to decommission him on the spot, but Father invented a new rule on the spot that prevented her from doing so. After the Decommissioning Squad stood down, Father claimed that he had turned over a new leaf; thus, he declared his intent to destroy all broccoli in the world. This action won most of the Operatives' trust, allowing him to dismiss them to their treehouses with minimal resistance. However, it was a ploy to put his foes in the way of his real aim: by infecting the KND Treehouse Central Root System with a "patent pending broccoli virus", Father planned to transform all treehouses into broccoli farms, thereby weakening the KND Operatives and providing enough broccoli to feed every kid in the world.
Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 attempted to trick Father into making them Supreme Leader - by complimenting him and offering advice on being Supreme Leader, respectively - but the villain was not fooled, that is, until he bragged about how he was carelessly tagged by Numbuh 2 and demonstrated on Numbuh 362, at which point 362 panicked and tagged the DCFDTL, who then panicked and tagged Father again, but in the process successfully started another game of tag. Father then created an army of clones to attack and confuse them until his status became permanent at noon.
However, his statement that no one liked broccoli proved to be his undoing: no happier about Father's plan than the KND, the Delightful Children returned the Code Module to the Operatives, who used it to track the real Father and eliminate his clones. For his last defense, Father attempted to protect himself with a solid wall of broccoli, only for Numbuh 362 to heroically chew through the mass, pin down Father, and threaten him with a piece of broccoli unless he relinquished his authority by tagging her. After Father and the Delightful Children were removed from the base, their DNA was extracted from the Code Module to prevent a repeat of the incident.
As the secondary antagonist in Operation: Z.E.R.O., Father employs the help of nearly every villain in the universe and organizes a massive attack on the Kids Next Door Seriously Cool Museum of Artifacts and Stuff, which appears to be a diversion for Stickybeard's armada to attack the Moon Base. However, the museum is Father's true target; more specifically, the seemingly-broken Recommissioning Module.
Back at the Convention Center, Father reveals that the Module is actually fully functional (having been repaired by Numbuh 86 to restore the memories of Sector V in the aftermath of Operation: E.N.D.), but requires the DNA of a current KND Operative to activate. Fortunately, Numbuh 1 arrives to reclaim the device, allowing Father to extract one of his boogers after Cree immobilizes him. As another Teen Ninja traps the rest of Sector V, Father taunts Numbuh 1 with the fact that he was counting on his attempt to retrieve the module, gleefully declaring that his failure will spell the end of the Kids Next Door.
With the Recommissioning Module activated, Father uses it to restore the Grandfather's memories, intending to rule the world alongside him. Instead, Grandfather calls his son a failure and orders him to leave, correctly pointing out that Father only restored him because he couldn't beat the KND himself. Dejected, Father tosses the Recommissioning Module in the trash and heads back home to wallow in self-loathing. Consequently, he is not transformed into a Senior Citizombie, and his home becomes one of the only places in the world left unchanged by Grandfather's powers.
Towards the end of the movie, the newly-reawakened Numbuh 0 goes to his brother for help and offers him a second chance to stand up to their father alongside him. Father ultimately accepts the offer, and during the confrontation with Grandfather, goes into a violent rage against his abusive father, only to immediately and abruptly abandon the fight due to a lack of willpower, saying that he no longer cares about anyone or anything else in the world at this point. At the end of the film, after the Kids Next Door Moonbase is launched at Grandfather, Father is seen in the kitchen of his partially-destroyed mansion. Looking over his shoulder at the carnage, the villain declares that he hates everyone, before returning his attention to his table.
In Operation: M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S., Father appears as one of the many villains shopping at the Supervillains Supermarket & Deli. He is the first character to claim the last box of Rainbow Munchies, only to be interrupted by Mr. Boss, Count Spankulot, and Sector V in rapid succession. This leads to a massive free-for-all as everyone in the store scrambles to buy the cereal, with Father being taken out early on when the kids trap him in a barbecue. However, Father frees himself in time to cut off the kids' escape, incinerating their ship (stolen from Stickybeard). After being briefly distracted by a sea of popcorn - popped by proximity to his flames - Father demanded the cereal from Numbuh 5, only to realize that Knightbrace had purchased it in the confusion. He insisted that Knightbrace share the Rainbow Munchies with him, only to learn that the dental-themed fiend actually planned to destroy the cereal. Infuriated at this callous disregard for Rainbow Munchies, Father formed a brief truce with Sector V and the other villains in order to beat up Knightbrace; afterwards, he was seen contentedly eating a bowl of Rainbow Munchies with the other characters.
Father was also involved in some of the later and more elaborate "C.A.K.E.D." episodes, namely Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. and Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.I.V.E.. In the latter, his ancestors, the Annoyingly Cute Triplets Who Lived Upon the Hill and their mother, who is Father's great-grandmother, are mentioned.
In Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. (the series finale), Father turns into a Dragon after losing his pipe during the episode's climax. At the end of the story, it is revealed that he is the person interviewing the now-grown up members of Sector V in the present day, but it's revealed that Numbuhs 2 thru 5 had simply tricked Father into thinking that Numbuh 1 was still off in outer space somewhere as part of the Galactic KND, because through a phone call between Numbuhs 5 and 1 reveals that by this point, Numbuh 1 (now an adult) has returned to Earth, and was implied to be waiting for his old teammates on the KND-Moonbase. The whole setup was done most likely to get rid of Father by having go into space after his nephew to finally retrieve his missing pipe after all these years.
Qin gasped in sheer horror!
Qin: I can't believe he was that pure evil!
Yuko: Yeah. His goal was to kill all the kids so that adults can rule. But he never realized that by doing so, he would be wiping out the entire Human Race. His crimes would be considered an act of Genocide.
Qin gasped.
Stickybeard: I know lass. I can't believe me and me crew were working for that monster.
Numbuh 3: That's okay Stickybeard.
Numbuh 2: But thank goodness Yuko and Lola killed him.
Yuko: Yep. Father deserved it for all his crimes.
Then the door kicked over and in came Numbuh 1's ex-girlfriend LIZZIE DEVINE!
Lizzie: NIGEY!
They turned and they saw her.
Yuko: Oh no.
Qin: Who is she?
Yuko: That's Numbuh 1's ex-girlfriend, Lizzie Devine.
Yuko revealed her history.
Elizabeth "Lizzie" Devine, or Numbuh Vine, is Nigel's ex-girlfriend.
Years later, she is revealed to actually be a galactic level operative disguised as a human.
She first appeared in the self-titled Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E., in which she uses a mind control helmet on her boyfriend in order to stop him from ditching her to spend time with the Kids Next Door. In subsequent episodes, Lizzie is largely a neutral character. In Operation: D.A.T.E., she earned the temporary position as Numbuh 49 when Numbuh 1 told her coming to the dance was a mission. She appeared completely oblivious to the Delightful Children From Down The Lane's brainwashing of all the party guests and insisted on having her picture taken even after it became obvious that the camera was a brainwashing device. After that, Nigel hurts her feelings and said that it was never a date and didn't care if she thought so, and was seen sad after Nigel slammed the door right in front of her face and called her "date-crazy". Right before the Delightfuls were about to delightfulize Nigel, Lizzie stepped in with a glass of cherry punch from the party and shouted, "NIGEL UNO! I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU!". The Delightfuls asked what the meaning of this was, but Lizzie was so angry and just replied rudely and loudly, "SHUT UP!". After Lizzie gave a speech to Nigel, she tried to wet him with her punch, but he jumped out of the way and the punch landed on the master fuse box. Nigel grabs Lizzie and hugs her, telling her that she's brilliant. She replies by saying, "Now, was that so hard?". Outside, the mansion blows up into fireworks as they and the Delighfuls run outside as the mansion is destroyed because of Lizzie's glass of punch.
Nigel, while frequently annoyed by Lizzie's antics, deeply cares for her and usually makes up with her for whatever animosity has ensued at the end of the episode. However every other member of the KND tend to groan everytime she appears.
At the end of Operation: G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D., Lizzie breaks up with Nigel after he leaves her several times during their date to attend to the imminent danger present to them, courtesy of the KND Splinter Cell. Also, she was tired of him always putting the Kids Next Door before her and neglecting spending time with her.
She was last mentioned in Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y. by Kuki, mentioning to Nigel at a rather bad time that Lizzie dumped him cold.
She also appears in the comic Operation: R.E.B.O.U.N.D., which takes place after she had broken up with Nigel. She enters the treehouse during an attack by The Delightful Childrens' Roboturkeys.
Numbuh Vine
Lizzie's true identity as revealed in "Stop the g:knd," Numbuh Vine is an operative of the Galactic KND. She has a facebook page used to upload promotional content for G:KND (Spin Off Pitch).
Numbuh Vine also later created a Tumblr page and a Youtube Account.
Appearance
Numbuh Vine looks like a potted plant turned upside down, giving a squid-like appearance. She has white, beady eyes and five hanging vines that act as limbs.
Qin: So there's an intergalactic version of the Kids Next Door?
Numbuh 362: That's right. It's the highest branch of the KND.
Numbuh 1: I was chosen as a representative of Earth's Kids Next Door to join the Galactic KND.
Numbuh 1 revealed their history.
It is the highest branch of the Kids Next Door Organization, its existence unknown by even Numbuh 362.
Only one KND operative per planet may be chosen to join the ranks of the Galactic KND, a decision which is made through an elaborate and highly secretive process.
During the final season of Codename: Kids Next Door, Numbuh 1 is chosen to be Earth's Galactic KND operative. At the end of Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., he passes his final test and confronts Numbuh 74.239, upon which the existence of the Galactic KND is revealed to him and the viewer. It is said that he would be unable to ever return to Earth, but in the end of the movie by Numbuh 5 welcoming Numbuh 1 back it is therefore revealed that Numbuh 1 had returned to Earth by the time of the interview.
In the GKND prologue trailer, it is revealed that the Galactic KND are very much like their Splinter Cell cover up: a corrupt, adult-hating organization who are delusional, genocidal hypocrites bent on the destroying all life forms over the age of thirteen in the universe and they consider adulthood to be a disease that needs to be destroyed at any cost. It is strongly hinted that Numbuh 74.239 is telling Numbuh 1 (including Monty Uno, Mrs. Uno and possibly Sector V) half-truths and lies to cover up the Galactic KND's evil deeds and true motives.
In the new series trailer, it's implied that the Galactic KND are actually much more sinister than previously believed, being willing to actually destroy adults and teenagers and planets that they deem as "infested" with adults and teenagers.
This coincides with their cover - the Splinter Cell - who were believed to want to eradicate the world of all adults and teenagers instead of just the evil ones.
It also expands on their claims in Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. that adulthood is a disease.
It is hinted, the Galactic KND are the main antagonists of the sequel series, because of they plan to rid the universe of all adults and teenagers.
It is also presumed that Numbuh 1 has been either corrupted or manipulated by the Galactic KND to become their pawn or loyal servant.
Qin gasped!
Qin: So the Galactic KND wants to rid the universe of all adults and Teens!? That's crazy!
Numbuh 1: It was. But luckily I managed to convince them that what they are doing is wrong on so many levels and that we should let Team Loud Phoenix Storm handle it all.
Qin: That's a relief.
Lizzie: Why did you leave me, Nigey?! We were so great together!
Stickybeard: Lass, did it ever occur to you that you were too clingy to him? All you were doing was thinking about yerself. He was always fighting for children everywhere against adults like me.
Cree: And against teens like me. Not to mention that if he always spent time with you, Father would've destroyed the Kids Next Door if Lola hadn't shown up.
Lizzie: Don't even start, Lincoln! Joining Nigey's friends made you soft! The old you would've had me crying at your feet by now!
Cree: (getting annoyed) Well, the new me's going to beat you black and blue if you don't back off!
Numbuh 1: Lizzie, Stickybeard and Cree are right.
Yuko: You were being to clingy to him and that resulted in your relationship becoming too toxic.
Lola: That's right Devine! You need to realize that when you get like that, you're bound to mess up a relationship.
Numbuh 362: That's right Lizzie. Numbuh 1 and I are the right kind of couple. Because he has always been there for me.
Numbuh 1 blushed.
Yuko: So adorable.
Lizzie was enraged!
Lizzie: IF I CAN'T HAVE NIGEY, NO ONE CAN!
Lizzie then pulled out a blaster and Yuko fired a powerful blast of fire at it and destroyed it and burned Lizzie's hands.
Yuko: You don't deserve to be in Numbuh 1's life!
Yuko snapped her fingers and Lizzie's head was burning and when the flames went away, Lizzie was confused.
Lizzie: Where am I?
Lola: What happened to her?
Yuko: Flames of Amnesia. It burns all the memories of certain events and destroys them permanently.
Lizzie: Whoa! What happened? My head hurts.
Lizzie left. We would never see her again.
Numbuh 1: Thanks Yuko.
Yuko: No problem Numbuh 1.
In the estate we were talking to the KND.
Kenai: Nigel, I want to let you know that you did the right thing breaking up with Lizzie. Your relationship with her was toxic.
Numbuh 1: I know Kenai. Lizzie and me weren't meant to be.
Me: If that had gone on any longer, it would've been a match made in Hell. I watched a lot of crime documentaries and saw a lot of people get killed by their spouses.
Lana: Why would they do that?
Laney: There are lots of motives behind it. Most of it is centered around money. But it's other things too. Marriage gone bad, divorce, custody battle, hatred, vengeance, insane, anything.
Lana: That's awful.
Nico, Thundercracker, Kickback, Skywarp and Jetfire were over in the desert looking for more Transformer Stasis Pods. They found one.
Nico: There it is!
They went over to it.
Kickback: Hang on. I know that bot. That's Sunstorm!
Nico: Another comrade of yours?
Thundercracker: That's right boss.
Skywarp: Lets activate him.
They did so and he awoke.
Sunstorm just got out of the stasis pod.
Sunstorm: Oh man. Where am I?
Thundercracker: You're on Earth, Sunstorm.
Sunstorm: Thundercracker, Kickback, Skywarp.
Nico: We have a lot of explaining to do. By the way, I'm Nicolas Chan, but everyone calls me Nico. I'm now the new Leader of the Decepticons.
Sunstorm: What happened to Megatron?
Nico: He's dead and so is Starscream.
Nico explained everything that went down.
Sunstorm: So, Starscream's dead?
Skywarp: Yep. He and Megatron are the only Decepticons who didn't change their ways when we met JD and the others.
Thundercracker: Sure, everyone else got hit with combo attacks. But Nico and the others made sure they got healed up afterwards. Although Soundwave, Frenzy, Thrust, and Dirge did get revived.
Sunstorm: Good. Screamer deserves to be with the Allspark for all the crap he did.
Jetfire: (Australian Accent) Actually, Starscream's soul got sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness. He was revived as a Heartless by Alejandro. But after that, he was sent into the River of Fire.
Sunstorm (laughs): Jetfire, my friend, I don't care where his soul is. As long as he stays dead.
Nico: Oh he will. We made sure they will stay dead.
They went back to the estate. We were introduced to Sunstorm and he was now part of the team.
Later as we were watching TV and reading books and playing card games, me and Nico were looking over his Goosebumps Books for our next target.
Me: Hmm. How about this one? The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena.
Nico: Lets save that one for later. Hmm. How about The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight?
Me: October is next month. So lets do that one then.
Nico: All right.
Me: Hmmm.
Then I saw one that caught my eye.
Me: How about this one? Calling All Creeps?
Nico: That was a strange one. That was a dark one too. All right then.
Me: Calling All Creeps it is. This is a really freaky one. The kids on the cover look like B-Movie monsters.
Lucy Loud: What monsters are those J.D.?
Me: They look like the monsters from the 1959 movie "The Alligator People." That's one of my dads favorite movies from his past. It was made 60 years ago.
Nico: I saw that movie. That was a scary one. That guy was half human half alligator. Like a gene-slammer.
Me: Exactly like it. It was a scientist that fused him with an Alligator that turned him into that. Really fucked up. But these creeps were made by seeds that were in their food.
Natasha: (Polish Accent) What a horrible thing.
Olga: No kidding. I can't believe that these Creeps are that dangerous.
Yukari: They sound like it. But not only that, J.D. and Naruto killed three lizard men at Yokai Academy.
Me: I remember that. They were a bunch of chauvinistic bigots. But they died at our hands.
Naruto: They sure did bro.
Nico: But what these Creeps did really pisses me off. In the end of the book, the Creeps had won and enslaved the whole town.
Me: I know. And I remember that Ricky in this book turned evil. He's gonna be the first ever Goosebumps Protagionist turned villain that we have killed.
Nico: No kidding.
Lincoln: This kid sounds like he has a lot of problems.
Laney: No kidding. He practically destroyed the whole town and robbed it of its humanity.
Me: We're gonna kill the Creeps and cure the whole town and kill Ricky.
Nico: No. We can kill the rest of the creeps, cure Ricky and then throw him into one of our prisons. He sold out the whole town and destroyed it.
We gasped.
Me: That motherfucking turncoat!
Lynn: I'm gonna rip that kids fucking head off!
Lori: I will literally turn that kid into a human pretzel!
Me: After we cure the rest of the town and kill the Creeps. Lets go!
We were off to Oldstone, Utan.
OLDSTONE, UTAH.
We arrived in the mountains of Utah and we saw the town of Oldstone, 100 miles south of Salt Lake City. It was out in the mountains far away from a major town or city. It was completely in total turmoil and we saw a horrifying sight. All the kids were now turned into Creeps and they had enslaved the adults and others into doing their bidding.
I pulled out my advanced binoculars and they saw that all the adults were being tortured with cattle prods and more.
Me: This is sick! Ricky and those Creeps are gonna pay for this.
Suddenly we saw a girl escaping from the town!
Me: There's a girl running from the town.
Nico: Let me see.
I handed Nico the Binoculars and he recognized her.
Nico: That's Iris Candler. She's Ricky's best friend. But she wanted no part in joining him.
Me: That's good. Maybe she can help us.
Nico: Where is she heading?
Me: I think I know.
I did an analysis and it showed that there were traps all over the outside of the town!
Me: There's traps all over the place!
We got to one of the traps and we saw Iris in a snare trap.
Iris C.: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: We'll get you down in a sec.
I took my sword and cut the rope and she was free.
Iris C.: Thanks J.D. You have to help us.
Me: We know Iris. We'll save the town and we're gonna kill the Creeps and throw Ricky in jail. We're gonna cure everyone turned into Creeps.
Iris C.: Thank you all so much. I want to help you all.
Me: We need to cure everyone that was human before.
Iris C.: I can help. (Hands me a packet of seeds) Here's the seeds they used to infect us.
Me: Great. Now we can synthesize an antidote. But I bet some of them are incurable.
Iris C.: That's right.
Me: Okay, those will be the ones that we kill.
Lincoln: How will we know who is who?
Me: I'm going to use the Force to identify them.
Lana: Good thinking.
Me: First we have to get all the people cured and then get everyone that was cured out of here so we can launch our attack from the air.
Nico: Okay.
Me: Mystique, Clayface, Rubberband Man, we'll need you to infiltrate the houses to knock some of the Creeps out and free the slaves.
Mystique: Got it.
Me: You give the signal when the slaves are free and Laney will cure everyone. Then we'll launch the attack and unleash our attacks on Ricky when all the Creeps are dead. We need Ricky alive so we can cure him after pummel his ass into Oblivion.
Mystique: Right.
Me: Lets do it.
We put our plan into action.
Me: May the Force be with us.
Mystique went into a Creep's room.
Female Creep: (Mystique visits her in the bathroom) What do you want?
Mystique: For you to be taken out. (Female Creep tries to run) Run as fast as you can, it won't be fast enough! (knocks her out)
Male Creep: (Clayface visits him in the bathroom) What are you in here for? You just joined us and...
Clayface: I'm here to knock you out. (does so with clay hammer)
Rubberband Man visits a Male Creep while he's sleeping on the couch.
Male Creep: (yawn) Can't you wait until later? I'm tired!
Rubberband Man: (grins) Oh, you can sleep if you like. In fact, let me help you with that! (Forms rubber hammer)
Male Creep: What're you doing with that? I haven't done anything! (gets knocked out)
Rubberband Man: That's enough of your whining.
They went in disguised as Creeps and they were freeing the slaves and telling them to run. But then Jared (Goosebumps) and Ricky got word of this!
Ricky Beamer (to Jared and Clayface): Ok. One of you has betrayed us and is taking out our members. So, which one of you should I kill?
Jared: Kill him! He's been acting suspicious!
Clayface: Me? You're the one who keeps going outside!
Jared: Because I've been checking on the troops!
Ricky: Quiet! I'll decide!
All of them were tense for a couple of minutes before Ricky shot Jared, killing him.
Clayface: You made the right choice, Ricky.
Ricky sighs in relief.
Clayface: (turns into his real form) For me, at least!
He punches Ricky and I released a massive Force Aura and it marked who was human before they got turned into Creeps. The ones marked in blue were human before and the ones marked in Red were incurable. Laney fires an energy field that cured all the Creeps that were human, but not the Creeps that were incurable.
Laney: Everyone get out of here fast! This is gonna get ugly!
Everyone evacuated the whole town. I was piloting a Y-Wing ship and it was ready to fire.
Me: Here we go!
I fired lasers and Proton Torpedoes and blasted the Creeps and killed them.
BOOOM! BOOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOM BOOOOOOMM! BOOOOOMMM! BOOOOMMM!
Anakin and Padme were piloting Naboo Starfighters and they blew some of the Creeps away.
Me: WHOO!
Anakin: Awesome!
Padme: You all pilot well.
Me: We did it all.
We blasted all the creeps with lasers and proton torpedoes and killed them all. We even put some of the Creeps in Containment Card prisons and more.
One by one we got rid of all the Creeps until it was just us and Ricky.
We landed our ships and stood ready to face Ricky! He was ugly.
Me: You are one ugly motherfucker.
Ricky: You all are nothing but a bunch of murderers!
Me: You're nothing but a backstabbing fuckpot that gets a sick thrill out of causing pain.
Lucy Dark: That's right. You brought nothing but pain and suffering to this whole town!
Carly Beth: You make me sick!
Ricky: I'm the bad guy here? At least I'm not a murderer!
Nico: Excuse me?
Maria: He shouldn't have said that.
Me: No he shouldn't have.
Ricky: All the people you killed just to make sure people are safe. And you still plan to kill even more. You don't even care if your friends got hurt in the process. Hell, if you had just checked up on Qin Chen occasionally, you could've prevented the Russian Mob from killing her parents and they would still be alive.
Nico: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Me: Shut the fuck up!
Ricky clamped his mouth shut.
Nico: Everything you just said to me is an absolute and utter load of bull crap. I love and care deeply for my friends and would NEVER intentionally allow anything bad to happen to them! And while I have dropped bodies, I've only done it when they deserved it, something you would never understand. And how dare you blame me for Qin's parents' death! The ONLY one to blame for that is the Russian Mob and J.D. killed them in return!
Me: That's right! And I show no remorse for killing them. They don't care who suffers to get what they want! That's why they got what they deserved. Just like your friends the Creeps did.
Nico: (grabs Ricky by the collar) How dare you also make it seem like I'm some kind of monster, how dare you make me seem as though I'm the true villain of my own story, and HOW, DARE, YOU act all self-righteous, holier than thou, and pretty much claim that everything I touch dies! I have crossed some lines to keep people safe and I know that I'm not perfect. But not every death that's happened is my fault and I'm not going to take responsibility for something that I'm blameless of.
Iris: It's been nice knowing you, Ricky.
Nico: (glares at Ricky) In fact, you're the one who sold your own town out by turning almost everyone in it into Creeps! Plus, that also helped the Legion of Doom and all the other bad guys out there establish this town as a base of operations! Even though they've probably decided that this town is lost to them now that we're here. And now, you have the temerity of more or less accusing me of being a monster. WELL, GUESS WHAT!? While I may have dropped a lot of bodies, at least I've never betrayed my friends all because I was picked on all my life, and that's something you should think about the next time you open your big fucking mouth!
Me: You're gonna wish that we killed you when we're done with you Ricky.
I punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and Nico kicked him in the stomach and Iris punched him in the stomach and face and kicked him in the crotch. Girl Jordan fired a massive blast of water and got him all wet.
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him and Laney wrapped him up in vines and they had thorns and he was screaming in pain.
Me: Time to show you some of our teamwork!
Sunstorm: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Gamma-Ray Lasers 100-fold.
Kickback: Lets do it!
Kickback turned into his Energon form.
Kickback: CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his Dual-Cannon and enhanced it 100-fold and allowed 20 more cannons to pop out.
Sunstorm and Kickback: SOLAR PLASMA FIRESTORM!
Sunstorm and Kickback fired powerful blasts of gamma radiation and lasers and they combined and turned into Solar Plasma and they slammed into Ricky and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Kenai: Time for some bear power! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Kenai's right arm and it enhanced his strength and sharpened his claws to razor sharp levels.
Jetfire turned into his Cybertron form.
Cybertron Jetfire: Time for some Heavy Firepower Mates! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and a powerful back cannon popped up.
Kenai and Cybertron Jetfire: SUPERCANNON BEAR SLASH!
Kenai slashed Ricky with his claws and Jetfire fired his supercannon and the blast hit him and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Iris C.: That is so cool!
Me: Thanks Iris. It's our Cyber Planet Key powers. You can do it too. Go for it.
Iris C.: Okay. Lets me see here. DECEPTICON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Planet Key went into her right arm device and she got Cybertron Crumplezone's Shoulder Cannons.
Iris C.: Whoa! This is so cool!
Nico: Good choice for your first time.
Iris C.: Thanks Nico. CRUMPLE CRUSHER BLAST!
She fired a massive blast of purple energy from the cannons and they hit Ricky and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Crumplezone: Wow! That was awesome!
Ransack: I'll say. Well done Iris.
Iris C.: Thanks guys.
Me: Lets finish him!
Mystique: Lets get him! DARK RAVEN MURDER!
Mystique fired a powerful cloud of darkness and it turned into a massive murder of crows. They hit Ricky and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Girl Jordan: You and your kind are not welcome here Ricky! MAELSTROM DRAGON DELUGE!
Girl Jordan fired a massive blast of water that turned into a powerful dragon of water and it slammed into Ricky with the massive force of a powerful Megatsunami.
Iris C.: This is for my friends and my family! FIRESTORM SWORD SLASH!
Iris formed a powerful sword of pure fire and she slashed Ricky and burned him.
Me: Watch this Iris. Ready Leobreaker?
Leobreaker: You know I am J.D.!
I went Super Angel and Leobreaker turned into a powerful arm.
Me: J.D. Knudson, SAVAGE CLAW MODE!
Iris C.: That is so cool!
Nico: When humans and Transformers work together, we become an unstoppable force.
Me: It gets even better Iris. Watch this. ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Leobreaker and his claws popped out.
Me: SUPER LION SLASH!
I slashed Ricky with Leobreaker and his Creep look shattered into a million pieces and he was human again!
Ricky: What!? NO! My power!
Iris punched him in the face and knocked him out.
Iris C.: That was awesome!
Leobreaker: Thanks Iris.
Nico: And Ricky has failed this city.
Me: And this whole planet. It's the Neptune Prison for Traitors for him.
Iris C.: You got that right.
Ricky was tied up.
Me: If you weren't a kid Ricky, we would make you suffer and then kill you.
Ricky was sentenced to life in the Neptune Prison for Traitors for eternity. He now shares a cell with Mandy.
Iris C.: This was so cool!
Me: Thanks Iris. And you did really well for your first Cyber Key Power Up and Final Smash.
Iris C.: I sure did. Thank you all so much for helping us deal with the Creeps.
Nico: Anytime Iris. I just can't believe Ricky said all that.
Qin: Nico, I want you to know that I don't blame you for my parents' death.
Nico: I know, Qin. We've already established that.
Iris C.: But I think you need to calm down. Since this town is now Creep free, how about we get some ice cream?
Me: That sounds great.
We went and got some ice cream. Nico caught a Tsareena and Bewear. We also destroyed the seeds that made everyone into Creeps. Ricky was disowned by his family and he was now condemned to spend the rest of his life in prison without parole.
Iris C.: (To the viewers) No one will stop Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Not even a bunch of stupid Creeps.
Me: You got that right Iris.
We made Iris a member of the Goosebumps Monster Busters.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was finished everyone was shocked and then Eli shook his fist with rage!
Eli: (GROWLS) THAT MONSTER!
Me: What he said to Nico made me want to tear his entire head off his shoulders!
Nico: Yeah what he said was horrible.
Me: Too bad our code wouldn't allow us to kill him! But that mission showed a massively bitter case of Cruel Irony. Ricky ended up becoming the very thing he hated the most.
Laney: Yeah he sure did. What a jerk!
Nico: And let's not forget the Haunted Car. That thing nearly ran me over!
Me: That was a really freaky one! That one reminded me of the 1983 movie Christine and that was cool.
Nico: It sure was.
We arrived at the planet.
Nico: We're here!
It was a beautiful golden planet from space and it was amazing.
Nico: Wow. Look at this planet.
Laney: It's beautiful.
Fu: I wonder what it will be like when we go down and see it.
Nico: Lets find out.
We went down to the planet and what we saw was absolutely incredible! We saw that the planet was a massive BREAKFAST SWAMP PLANET! MADE WITH PANCAKES, WAFFLES, BACON, TOAST AND MORE! AND THE WATER WAS MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP!
Laney: WHOA!
Me: It's a Breakfast Planet! How cool is this!?
Eli: WHOA!
Sabrina: I call dibs!
She dove into the syrup and then dipped some pancakes into the syrup and it was delicious!
Nico: Wow! That is what I call a sweet dive.
Eli: (Eating Bacon) Mmm! The bacon is delicious!
Laney took a big bite out of some pancakes and they were delicious!
Laney: (EATING) MMM! So delicious!
Me: (Eating some toast) (Imitating Ed) Buttered Toast!
We laughed at that one!
Sabrina: I'll eat some and keep watch for any villains.
Eli: Okay.
We were really amazed at this kind of planet. It was really awesome seeing a planet where everything was made of awesome breakfast.
Laney: This planet is awesome.
Nico: It sure is. And it's a Breakfast Swamp planet too.
May: Boy this is so awesome and cool.
Sabrina was keeping watch.
She was looking out for anything strange. But then she saw something jumping on the pancake lily pads and it was coming closer.
Sabrina: What is that?
It got closer into view and it was COUNT DOOKU!
Sabrina: Count Dooku!
We heard her!
Me: Count Dooku is here!?
Nico: Oh man! But we'll let the Masters of Evil deal with him.
He arrived and saw us.
Count Dooku: Nicolas Chan, how nice to see you again my friend.
Nico: Strange seeing you here on a breakfast planet of all places.
Count Dooku: Indeed.
Eli: In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Galactic Senate of the Republic… (Ignites Lightsaber) You're under arrest.
Me, Nicole, Sabrina and Fu ignited our Lightsabers.
Count Dooku: I suppose you'll have to do since Skywalker isn't here.
Nico: He already had his turn.
Eli: That's right. Also I take it you heard that the war is over.
Me: That's right. Palpatine is dead and you are also looking at his killer, yours truly.
Count Dooku: You killed Palpatine!?
Me: Yes I did. He was a monster. The worst ever. You were nothing more than a pawn in his evil insidious plans for galactic domination.
Laney: That's right. Anakin was a pawn to him too. Palpatine was the devil incarnate.
Count Dooku: So I see. I'm glad the war is over.
Me: Master Yoda said the same thing.
Eli: He sure did.
Count Dooku: So you are the famous young Eli. I heard so much about you. You were taught in mastering the light and dark sides of the Force. The Force is really strong with you.
Eli: That's right. Trained on Coruscant. First Grey Jedi in a long time. Also one of the best Jedi from Earth.
Count Dooku: Interesting. Lets put your strength to the test shall we?
Eli: Lets.
Eli used the Force and hurled numerous pancakes at Dooku and then fired a blast of Force Lightning and Dooku redirected it up.
Count Dooku fired a blast of his own Force Lightning and Eli did the same and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Eli then jumped and clashed all over Dooku with incredible speed and strength. Sparks were flying all over the place as Eli was using the same speed and power Yoda has.
Sabrina: Wow! Eli is really going at him.
Laney: Yeah!
Eli clashed with him all over and the fired a Force Push blast and knocked him back.
Nico: And it wasn't just Anakin who killed you the first time. Palpatine baited him into doing it.
Me: That's right. Palpatine sensed Anakiin's hatred and anger in him because of the death of his mother at the hands of Tusken Raiders on Tatooine.
Nico: That's right.
Count Dooku: So that's how Skywalker got Anger in him. Poor boy lost so much.
Me: At least you have a heart whereas Palpatine did not.
Nico: And after your death, it all went to shit.
Me: Palpatine initiated a terrible order called Order 66 or Total Jedi Eradication.
Eli: It's true. It was really horrible.
Camie: Yeah it sure was.
Nico told Dooku everything about the Jedi being destroyed by 66 and it was terrible! Palpatine even turned Anakin to the Dark Side of the Force and he slaughtered Younglings, innocent children.
Count Dooku: That is awful! Palpatine is totally honorless.
Me: Yes he was.
Fu: Yeah.
?: That is for sure!
A Kel Dor came.
Nico: Master Plo Koon?
Kel Dor: (Laughs) (In a girls voice) No Nico.
Nico: Wait that voice. Emily Princeton? Wow! You look awesome as a Kel Dor.
Kel Dor: Thanks Nico. It's awesome to see you again.
Count Dooku: I see you know each other.
Kel Dor: Indeed.
The Kel Dor reverted back to a girl with orange hair and orange clothes and she ignited a blue blade lightsaber.
Emily Princeton: But I'm a Kel Dor Gene-Slammer. I'm from Earth but I have mastery of the Force. And I can do this.
Emily fired a blast of Yellow Lightning called Force Judgement and electrocuted Dooku all over and knocked him down.
Eli, Nico, me, Fu and Sabrina and Emily had our lightsabers pointed at his head.
Nico: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic and Team Loud Phoenix Storm…
Sabrina Mason: You are under arrest.
Me: The Masters of Evil will be your friends now. Imagine that. 2nd Sith Lord in the M.O.E.
Nico: Wow! Emily you have come so far in the ways of the Force.
Emily Princeton: I had to learn most of what I could on my own and I also went to Coruscant and learned everything there.
Me: That's cool.
Sabrina: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emily Princeton: Most of my memories are in Geography. My favorite was when me and Nico were given a project assignment for Turkmenistan and we had to do a diorama for the entire country and its features.
Laney: Wow that is cool.
Emily Princeton: It sure is. We got an A+ on it too.
Nico: We sure did and that was fun.
Lana: That is cool.
Me: It sure is. But Emily you are awesome as both a Kel Dor and a Jedi Master.
Emily Princeton: Thanks. That means a lot.
Nico and Emily hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Emily Princeton: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: This was an awesome rescue Nico.
Nico: Boy it sure was. Lets go home.
We later went back home and Count Dooku was put into the M.O.E. Soon we would have to find a great archenemy for Dooku.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, and Anakin are heading to 15th Century Transylvania in the world of the 2014 movie Dracula Untold, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to help Vlad III Țepeș A.K.A. Dracula rescue his son Îngeraș, and kill Sultan Mehmed II and the entire Ottoman army.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in 15th Century Transylvania in the world of the 2014 movie Dracula Untold, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls there, but we're also going to help Vlad III Țepeș A.K.A. Dracula rescue his son Îngeraș, and kill Sultan Mehmed II and the entire Ottoman army.
Nico: That's right, Linc.
Me: I remembered seeing this movie long ago, and it was so awesome, plus, I saw what Dracula was like in the movie: a devoted family man who's willing to sacrifice even his own humanity to protect his family and his people, and a strong Christian who defended Western Europe from the Ottomans and also, begged for God's forgiveness after becoming a vampire while in the three day transition period.
Eli: I've known about the stories of Dracula's battles against the Turks in the 15th century, and what he went through when he was growing up made him into the man he is, and he's also the inspiration for Count Dracula, the bloodthirsty vampire.
Lincoln: That's right, Eli, and I want to thank you and our ancestors for joining us, Anakin.
Anakin: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) We'll also have to be on our guard, laddies.
Lucille: (Scottish Accent) You're right, brother. I can feel the darkness here and it's really powerful.
Lincoln: It's Dracula, I know it from anywhere.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Let's just keep on guard and watch out for any vampires lurking in the darkness.
Suddenly, we saw a massive cloud of bats flying in the skies and as it landed on the ground, the cloud of bats transformed into a man with black hair with medieval black and red armor with dragons on it and a long red cape with a fur lined collar, it was none other than Vlad III Țepeș A.K.A. Dracula from Dracula Untold.
Lincoln: Vlad III Țepeș.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What brings you here to Transylvania?
Lincoln: We're here to help you rescue your son, Îngeraș, and kill Sultan Mehmed II and the entire Ottoman army, and we know why you became a vampire: to protect your people and your family from the Ottoman Empire.
Me: That's right, and you've known about our reputation of killing evil vampires, but you're among the vampires who fight for the side of good, and we know a lot of them.
Nico: We're also going to need a plan when we get after Mehmed II, he could have some traps made for you, now that he knows you've become a vampire.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Yes, you're right.
Lincoln: Mehmed will use the two weaknesses of the vampires if he engages Vlad in a fight: silver and sunlight. Let me take of the silver problem first.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and got all of the silver that was inside Mehmed's tent out of there, and puts it in a scroll to be used for making weapons.
Lincoln: Now, to take care of your other vampire weaknesses.
Lincoln snapped his fingers again, and got rid of Vlad's weaknesses to sunlight, silver, wooden stakes, and the crucifix, and he also mellowed out Vlad's bloodlust.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): What did you do to me?
Lincoln: I got rid of your weaknesses to sunlight, silver, wooden stakes, and the crucifix, and I also mellowed out your bloodlust. Now, let's go rescue your son, Îngeraș, and kill Sultan Mehmed II and the entire Ottoman army.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Yes, let's go. But, allow me to do something really quick.
Vlad turned the skies completely dark, and while we took off into the skies, Vlad's vampire armies were unleashed and they attacked and killed the Turks, and we bust into Mehmed II's tent, and we saw both Îngeraș, along with Mehmed II.
Lincoln: It's over, Mehmed. You and your armies are finished.
Mehmed II: We'll see about that.
But, Mehmed II saw that his supply of silver was missing, and unknown to him, Lincoln shrouded the tent in darkness, so no sunlight would penetrate.
Nico: (Smirks) Looking for your precious silver?
Mehmed II was enraged, and he got out his sword to attack us, but while Lincoln and Vlad III Țepeș engaged in a brutal swordfight, Nico freed Îngeraș and got him to our side. Then, Lincoln disarmed Mehmed II and Vlad transformed into bats and stabbed Mehmed II with a stake.
Mehmed II: Don't...think...that even for a second that you've won, Vlad.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Only my family and my people call me by my name, but to you, my name is Dracula. Son of the Devil.
Then, Dracula bites Mehmed II in the neck and drinks his blood, and he let out an animalistic roar, and threw the dead Sultan's body to Lincoln, who cuts him down and sends his spirit along with the spirits of the slain Turks to Oblivion forever.
Just then, Îngeraș ran up to his father, and they hugged.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): I'm so glad that you're alright, Îngeraș.
Îngeraș: Thanks to you and Team Loud Phoenix Storm for helping me. And I did see six girls here who tried to free me, but the Turks tried to chase them out, only to be slaughtered by the vampires sent by my father.
Lincoln: And if they're still here, that also means...
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of six girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the six girls, but they've been cornered by Dracula's minions, and they're going to kill them to satisfy their thirst for blood.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the six girls, but they've been cornered by all those you've turned, Vlad, and they're going to kill them to satisfy their thirst for blood.
?: We've got to save them and stop those evil vampires.
Suddenly, we saw the Arcana Force VI - The Lovers appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's the Arcana Force VI - The Lovers.
Lincoln: And there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Penelope Harrisburg, but we'll have to talk later.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): He's right, we need to stop my soon-to-be former minions.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the evil vampires, and that allowed the six girls to get to safety. When the evil vampires saw us, they growled and hissed at us.
Lincoln: Now, to finally make sure this chaos finally comes to an end.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Jia Chong, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), and Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors) got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Ghostforce, Anakin, The Louds' Ancestors, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman had his gauntlets ready and he transformed, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after the evil vampires, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Lincoln, return the skies to normal.
Lincoln used his powers and made the weather return to normal, and as the sun shined, all of the vampires that Dracula's turned were incinerated by the sunlight, except for Dracula, who had his weaknesses removed by Lincoln before we attacked the Ottoman army and Mehmed II. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Vlad III Țepeș (Dracula Untold): Now, all of Transylvania and Western Europe is finally freed from the threat of the Ottoman Empire for good.
Nico: Now, peace has finally returned to the land.
Lincoln: And both the land and the people of Transylvania are now freed from the threat of conflict. (To Penelope Harrisburg) And it's so good to see you again, Penelope Harrisburg.
Penelope Harrisburg reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing green hair, green eyes, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive green angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Arcana Force VI- The Lovers, and she's dressed in a green short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless green dress top, green skirt, green pants, green knee-high high heeled boots, and long green sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves and plants on the coattails, and Arcana Force VI - The Lovers on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Arcana Force VI - The Lovers-themed sword with a 6'10" massive, wide, double-edged green blade with Arcana Force VI - The Lovers etched on it, large green angel wings for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large green gem with angel wings surrounding it for the pommel.
Penelope Harrisburg: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Penelope Harrisburg and they hugged, and Penelope Harrisburg's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Penelope Harrisburg: I knew you have, but whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Penelope Harrisburg, she's another of my Guardian Angels from Royal Woods, Michigan, and she, like her fellow Arcana Force Gene-Slammers is a powerful psychic and clairvoyant and she has incredibly powerful mastery over the forces of nature, and she stopped an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac that was terrorizing the country for years and stopped him from getting to The Loud House as he was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic.
We were surprised.
Nico: (Surprised) Whoa. So, she once stopped an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac that's been terrorizing the country for years and stopped him from getting to The Loud House as he was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic?! That's awesome, and we're going to enjoy hearing about it later on.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird of Eternal Love appeared around Penelope Harrisburg's neck with green gems on the gold thunderbolt links and green crystal links from brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Penelope Harrisburg: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Penelope.
Penelope Harrisburg had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down and kissed Penelope Harrisburg on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognize the girls immediately. The six girls are Akiko Himenokouji, Anastasia Nasuhara, Arashi Nikaidou , Sawatari Ginbee Haruomi, Jinno Kaoruko, and Arisa Takanomiya from OniAi.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akiko Himenokouji, Anastasia Nasuhara, Arashi Nikaidou , Sawatari Ginbee Haruomi, Jinno Kaoruko, and Arisa Takanomiya.
Nico: From OniAi, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akiko Himenokouji: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akiko Himenokouji and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from the Turks and the evil vampires, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe, large orange Spellbook of the Elemental Gods, and large electric blue Spellbook of the Thunderbird holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Akiko Himenokouji: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and the five clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they lean down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akiko Himenokouji: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akiko Himenokouji, Anastasia Nasuhara, Arashi Nikaidou, Sawatari Ginbee Haruomi, Jinno Kaoruko, and Arisa Takanomiya with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate and we told everyone about the rescue in 15th century Transylvania in the world of the 2014 movie Dracula Untold, and they were shocked when they found out that the villains we went after were Mehmed II and the Ottoman Army, along with Dracula's former army of vampires.
But, when Lincoln showed what we, along with Vlad III Țepeș A.K.A. Dracula, did to them, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Penelope Harrisburg have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Vlad III Țepeș and his son, Îngeraș, now live in peace with us now that the threat of the Ottoman Turks has been brought to an end.
After Lincoln's rescue, we were playing cards and watching tv when Alix Kubdel from the X-Squad universe, Buzz Buzzard from the X-Squad universe, Luna Platz, Geo Stelar, Sonia Strumm and Bud Bison from the X-Squad universe, Marra from the X-Squad uiniverse, Infinite the Jackal from the X-Squad universe, Stocking Anarchy from the X-Squad universe, a flesh blob called Notorious B.I.G, Masaru Daimon, Nagisa Shingetsu, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Monaca Towa, Bella Swan, Ralph the Christmas Demon, Franken Fowl, Father Doug Williams from A Haunted House, AzFk and Amoeba, Gualala, Monica, Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club, Sumire Yoshizawa, Naknight, La Squadra di Esecuzioni, Luna from Crush Crush, Toucan Dan, Deseera the Illusionist, Slithy the Snake, Judge, William Afton, Clara Afton, Chris Afton, Michael Afton, Ennard, Elizabeth Afton, Charlie Emily, Draknarok, Void Knight, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Lester Rath, Poppy and Hu'ggy Wu'ggy, Nicholas Echs, Cuppy,
Kermit from the X-Squad Universe, Coryolix, a genetically modified Kinecelerian, Performapal Gentrude, Toshikazu Hazamada, Stickety Lipids from the X-Squad, Universe, Klee, Qiqi, Fischl, Mona and Hu Tao from Genshin Impact, Sal Fisher the Summer Grove Strangler, Rantaro Amami, the Ultimate Adventurer, Kirumi Tojo, the Ultimate Maid, Angie Yonaga, the Ultimate Artist, Tenko Chabashira, the Ultimate Aikido Master, Korekiyo Shinguji, the Ultimate Anthropologist, Miu Iruma, the Ultimate Inventor, Gonta Gokuhara, the Ultimate Entomologist, Kokichi Oma, the Ultimate Prankster, Kaito Momota, the Ultimate Astronaut, Keebo Idabashi, the Ultimate Robot and Tsumugi Shirogane, the Ultimate Cosplayer of Class 79 from Danganronpa V3, TTG Doomsday and Luna (Soul Calibur) (X-Squad Universe) fell in through a shadowy portal. then everyone was bamboozled except for me, Nicole, the X Squad and Dinobot.
Lori: I thought Doomsday was killed and literally erased from existence!
Nicole: That's the Teen Titans Gol version of Doomsday.
Dinobot: If he wants a battle, I'll give him one!
Luna (Crush Crush): Oh man, you just messed with the wrong team! Don't call down the thunder unless you can handle the lightning! Prepare for destruction! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bo-
Luna turns to see that Drakus is there and her eyes widen as she smiles.
Luna (Crush Crush): Prince Drakus!
Drakus: Luna!
They hugged.
The X Squad got in on the hug too.
Nico: Drakus, how do you know these people?
Drakus: Oh that's right. I have a lot of explaining to do.
Dinobot: Is this version of Doomsday gonna hurt us?
TTG Doomsday: No, I just want to be friends.
TTG Doomsday lightly punches Dinobot in the shoulder
Lily: You do know that you're the destroyer of worlds.
Lexi Bunny: And didn't you almost killed your version of the Justice League?
Zap (X-Squad Universe): Yeah, but they started shit, he finished it. Look, he isn't the same Doomsday that you guys know and he's not a bad guy, he is just a misunderstood weapon of mass destruction.
Lori: But, why do you want to be friends with us?
Lincoin: And most importantly, why do you sound like me?
TTG Doomsday: Yeah, I'm stumped on that too. And to answer the other question, it's because you guys have people in the Redemption Squad that know what it's like to be misunderstood, plus if I'm friends with you guys, then maybe other superheroes besides the X-Squad will let their guard down and actually learn to trust me. Plus the X-Squad has people that know what it's like to be misunderstood but are now seen as heroes and I wanted to see them again, considering I'm part of the team.
Me: Well, okay there.
TTG Doomsday: Now, where do you keep the weapons? I'm gonna need some if we go after someone and I would prefer a Mossberg and a crowbar.
Me: We'll hook you up with some.
Suddenly, Melone started staring at his Baby Face Stand, annoyed.
Melone: Damnit, Baby Face! I already told you I'd pay you back!
Me: What happened to cause him to want money?
Melone: Drakus taught Baby Face about money as a joke and now he demands pay.
Baby Face (JJBA): Melone! I want pay for what I do! I do all the work and for what?! I want compensation, my guy! If I don't get pay, I can and I will form a union!
Melone: No clue how to fix him, though.
Baby Face (JJBA): I will get your credit card information and the last 3 numbers on the back!
Poromon: Shoot, he's learning to scam people!
TTG Doomsday: Oh, he already learnt that, by himself even.
Me: Baby Face, money literally grows on trees now!
Baby Face (JJBA): Let's talk fair pay and wages. Preferably, I'd at least get minimum wage and benefits. Also, I need a drink.
Poromon got out 120 beer bottles
Jasmine Queenston: What are those?
Poromon; 120 beer bottles!
Kabuto: Who are you going to give the others to?
Nico: Yeah Poromon, Who are you gonna give them to?
Poromon: One is for me, some are for Lupin and his gang, the rest are for the X Squad
Me: Poromon we keep telling you to stop bringing beer for everyone to drink.
Maggie Peyton: Yeah Poromon, some of them are too young to drink alcohol anyway.
Drakus: Don't worry, we at least don't drink and drive. Plus, Anubis 2 is fine with us drinking, as long as we don't drive, or do dumb stuff.
Poromon: Yes! Finally, someone gets me!
Me: Don't mind Poromon. He is a total alcoholic and he gets into our beer vault.
Melone: Wait, so you're telling me this small avian has a drinking problem?!
Poromon: Yes. And I'm a digital monster, digimon for short.
Nico: Don't ask how he manages to bring beer on the missions, cause we do not know either.
I then saw that Bella had a mark on her throat.
Me: Whoa, why do you have a throat mark, Bella?
Bella Swan: Trust me, this is not a hickey. I'm a dhampir.
Anubis 2 appeared as a ghostly figure.
Anubis 2: That's part of what Bella went through J.D. The X Squad were sent to the world of Twilight and Bella's ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen bit Bella for defending Drakus from his blood thirst.
Most of us gasped.
Me: Whoa! Bella is a true hero. Just like Drakus.
Varie: Amazing! She is a very brave dhampir.
Drakus: Yeah, it takes guts to take the hit. Especially if the one hitting you is a sociopathic bratty vampire who wanted to eat your blood like a lawyer does the souls of his clients, no offense to any laywers here.
Lori: WHOA! That is literally amazing!
Sam S.L.: So she defended someone she didn't know from a vampire? That's awesome!
Masaru Daimon: Yeah. But what the hell is this group you're all part of?
Me: We are called Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
I went over the entirety of our adventures and what we have done and so much more.
Fischl: Amazing! You have slain gods and even ended the life of Lucifer Morningstar himself!
Nagisa Shingetsu: That's incredible and quite possibly ridiculous!
Hu Tao: You guys have done so many crazy things over the years that I'm pretty sure you mapped out this entire universe already.
Me: We've seen it all too. Some adventures were awesome and some were very challenging.
Luna (Crush Crush): I feel like this is gonna be weird, but considering what we went through, I'm not even scared, but I'm pretty sure an enemy of ours is coming, so be ready when they come. Pray for your sanity too, as you might see us playing Russian Roulette with Oinky in the Pig Pen Ball Pit, and pay heed, don't bring any balls out of the pit, Oinky will John Cena you into next Wednesday. If you want your spine to be safe, avoid stealing Sid's knives. Sid is protective of his knives. And if you don't want to be stomped on, avoid lighting fires around Parker. Parker has fire PTSD and snuffs out all fire sources by force.
Nico: Good to know.
However, Carly Atlas tripped and plunged a knife into William Afton's chest.
Carly Atlas: Oh no, I'm sorry! It was an accident.
William Afton: It's fine, me, my family and Charlie are already dead. Although, you owe me a new shirt. Also fair warning, if any butter goes missing, it's probably Ennard eating them in the vents.
Me: Good to know.
Then, suddenly a mass of rubble appeared from a flash of light.
?: Are you okay?
?: Yeah, somehow.
?: I-I'm sorta stuck here! Someone... Help me out! My kneecaps are chafing!
From the rubble emerged a young woman wearing a red sailor uniform and long brown hair in pigtails. Behind her was a young man with gray-black hair wearing a striped uniform, helping out a young girl with red hair wearing a magician's outfit.
?: Himiko, careful...
Himiko: Nyeh...I'm saved...
?: Guys... You're gonna want to see this.
The two looked and gasped. Then the boy in the detective uniform bridged his nose.
?: Garrett, are we at Guantanamo Bay again? Tell Salvador I'll pay him back once he gets me my pudding.
We sweatdropped while Drakus was laughing.
Drakus: Guys, fiction is nothing more than a creative mind subconsciously tapping into another reality. I'm sure you have a few questions. Anyways you three, come on down here and meet my new buddies.
During the talk we had, the three teens introduced themselves to us as Shuichi Saihara, Maki Harukawa, and Himiko Yumeno. They revealed they had come from an alternate reality where a fictional game series called Dangan Ronpa had become all too real, including actual Killing Games.
Nico: Good lord! What scumbags would think that was a good idea?!
Himiko Yumeno: My yen is on people who are in need of a mental hospital.
Suddenly a beeping noise came from my iPad. I then took a quick look.
Me: Looks like my hunch was right. You were allowed into this universe because you have no counterparts within it.
Shuichi Saihara: Drakus was willing to adopt us into his found family. With the first dimensional barrier closed there's zero way to have us return, after all.
Himiko Yumeno: Do you think it's okay if we stay with you guys?
Maki Harukawa: We somehow survived after V3 Keebo self-destructed. And if he was doing what the audience wanted, that means they wanted us to live. Plus, we can show you our Stands.
Himiko manifested Pixies, a giant tree with roots that could manipulate the earth, which in turn could manifest fairy-like constructs to possess and manipulate small objects, though they couldn't control anything larger than herself.
Maki manifested The Joykiller, a high-speed humanoid Stand resembling a punkish Jason Vorhees, wielding an axe capable of phasing through solid objects and causing them to rot. And finally, Shuichi manifested Ashes Remain, a humanoid energy construct that could infuse him with colored energy capable of altering his physical abilities.
Nicole: We are gonna be good friends.
Finding ourselves in Kaede's student lab wasn't so surprising. We knew we had to talk to her at some point, and it felt better to get it done sooner. Kaede was already inside, practicing on a piece I recognized as Chopin's Etude in E major. Kaede stopped when she saw me there.
Kaede Akamatsu: Oh, hey. JD, right? I've been meaning to ask you... Why does it always seem like you know me somehow?
I had to chuckle at how perceptive Kaede was. I explained the whole story, and Kaede was a bit suprised, but facepalmed at the fact Sheree Khan attacked.
Kaede Akamatsu: So you killed a tiger. Khan made a serious error during that second attack.
Me: What's that?
Kaede Akamatsu: He let himself get in the mindset of slaughter, If he had instead set traps with the intention of capturing you, he probably would have been able to see how fighting you head on was a bad idea.
Me: Yeah, he didn't do well in the competence department before the Black Gates.
Kaede Akamatsu: You want to know how I met Drakus? Let's just say, I wound up playing in front of him at one point. He had to keep himself hidden but he really wanted to hear me play in person since he saw one of my performances on TV.
Me: Did you ever learn where he was from?
Kaede Akamatsu: I'm not sure, but he looked similar to the people of Novoselic. Hard to tell through the disguise, though. He snarked that he did somewhat look like Novoselicans except with more casual royal clothes.
As it turned out, Kaede wasn't the only one with a slightly different personality. Miu had some differences too. She actually laughed when Nicole told her about her alternate counterpart's viewpoint.
Miu Iruma: Making inventions so you can do things while asleep!? How lazy can you get!? Seriously, if you've got a golden brain, put it to good use. Take those eye-drop contacts, for instance. I actually consider them one of my crowning achievements. Perfectly comfortable to put on and wear, and each blink allows a small amount of eye-drop fluid to flow right where it needs to.
She gave a big laugh that was all too familiar to us.
Miu Iruma: I'm making the world a better place one invention at a time!
She then immediately got to work on the project on her workbench.
Nicole: What the hell is that?
Miu Iruma: I've been trying to create a device that can pick a corrupt cop out in a crowd, with such a contraption, there will never be another Matthew Cottan ever again. They'll be caught red-handed, pants down!
She facepalmed.
Miu Iruma: Dang it... I can't find my screwdriver... Did I lose it somewhere? Hey, Caravan!
Nicole gasped when a short humanoid creature with an owl head and wings for arms dropped down from the ceiling.
Caravan: You lose something again?
Miu Iruma: Nicole, this is my Stand, Caravan, it can create and replicate items via atomic restructuring. However, it is an independent Stand, and as the name suggests it's a salesman first. It typically requires money to make what I need, though if cash is short it can make do on my spiritual energy.
She fed it a thousand yen note.
Miu Iruma: Luckily, all the patents on my inventions generate quite the income. Along with the bounties we get from catching crooks. Matthew Cottan got us set for life with the bounty on his head.
Caravan: One new screwdriver coming up, what size head do you need?
Miu Iruma: It's a five-point-five millimeter flat head.
Caravan looked at the project and nodded.
Caravan: Okay, gotcha.
It glowed brightly before hocking up the right size screwdriver.
Caravan: Thanks for your business.
Miu seemed satisfied with the type and continued her work. She then noticed the look on Nicole's face.
Miu Iruma: What? You look like I grew an extra cup size or seen Cthulu.
Nicole: I was kinda expecting some sort of innuendo when Caravan asked what size head you needed.
Miu blinked, then laughed.
Miu Iruma: Yeah, missed opportunity but my work took priority. Besides, I only make those kinds of jokes when I know people won't be weirded out by them. Anyway, this invention is too important for jokes. Anubis 2 needs it to locate the Number Cards.
Nicole: Wait, you're looking for them too?
Miu Iruma: Facing grunts Don Thousand or SIREN is serious business, after all.
Nicole nodded.
Nicole: So the device is to track down Number Card users.
Miu Iruma: And the one pulling their strings, Anubis explained that while we know who that person is, the only thing we don't know is where they are.
As they walked to the dorms, Kaede smiled.
Kaede Akamatsu: You know, I never showed you my Stand.
She lifted her hands, and in them manifested an ornate keyboard.
Kaede Akamatsu: This is Clair de Lune, Playing the keys, I can unleash powerful sonic waves that can influence others, either debilitating enemies or enhancing friends. And of course they can pack a punch if I really go at it.
She took Nicole's hand.
Kaede Akamatsu: We may not be the friends you remember. But maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Nicole: Rantaro looks distant. I wonder what his issue is.
Kaede Akamatsu: He's been having dreams for some time now, Though in time, you'll understand.
We then found Kirumi in her own lab, which had a little more than just a dining area and laundry. There was also a small kitchen off to the side.
Kirumi Tojo: Ah, hello there, like some tea?
Me: So I guess you're skilled at cooking as well.
Kirumi Tojo: Not as much as Zap, our version not yours, I'll admit, but I can satisfy my clients. That said, he had offered me some tips on improving myself in that regard. Though I did warn him that if he used that as an excuse to try anything perverted he would receive swift punishment. He hastily admitted he would never do that.
Nico: Seems like you'd be good at almost anything.
Kirumi Tojo: Anything involving a maid's duties, mostly relegated to cleaning, laundry, and some light cooking. To ask anything higher than that would be unprofessional. Though if my client and I were involved in a relationship I can do that.
Nicole: It's just... Your counterpart in the games was supposed to be so good that she could essentially run an entire country.
Kirumi couldn't help but facepalm and laugh at that.
Kirumi Tojo: Run a country? I get that being a politician is as much a civil service as being a maid, but they're on completely different levels. Politicians are meant to lead, while a maid is a position of servitude. Not to mention I'm only sixteen and don't know the first thing about politics.
Me: Yeah, that world is kinda messed up. Though I wish I could see if the survivor's actions had any impact.
Kirumi's eyes suddenly glowed white before returning to normal, not to mention a maniacal grin.
Kirumi Tojo: A peak into another reality? I can arrange that. Genie in a Bottle!
We gasped as smoke seemed to come from nowhere, from which emerged a young blue female humanoid in Arabian dress.
Kirumi Tojo: You see, my Stand activates when someone makes a request proceeded by the words 'I wish', from there I can instantly read their mind and know what it is they want. I could potentially twist their wish on them if I feel they are less than reputable, however. In fact, I can even use my powers on myself.
Drakus: Plus, a Drakonian can copy whatever Stand powers they want, with a twist of course.
Genie in a Bottle made a window and Drakus sliced a wall and made another window that peered into the DRV3 world. To our relief, there were suddenly protest signs in front of Team Dangan Ronpa headquarters, news feeds of families who had lost sons and daughters to the Killings Games, and many fans outraged that the deaths they enjoyed were actually real and feeling dirty for enjoying them.
Me: It look like things will be just fine over there.
Maki Harukawa: But it ain't our world anymore.
Shuichi Saihara: Yeah, so we should just focus on this one, and what we can do to help it.
Himiko Yumeno and Misty shivered when we entered Gonta's student lab. Drakus explained the ill-fated "Insect Meet and Greet" and how Himiko Yumeno had been completely covered in bugs during that incident and that it had taken her multiple showers to feel clean again.
Ganta Gokuhara: I'm guessing you don't like bugs, huh?
We were shocked for a number of reasons. First, and most obvious, was Gonta suddenly sneaking up on us despite his size. Then there was the fact that he spoke in the first-person instead of third-person, and seemed to be more fluent in Japanese. Finally, he wasn't flipping out at the idea of Himiko or Misty not liking insects.
Me: This is very different from the Gonta I remember.
When Gonta heard the whole story, he folded his arms.
Gonta Gokuhara: I've never really heard of these so-called 'Reptites'. It's true I was raised in the mountains when I got lost, but it was by an Asian clan of Gigans.
Nico: What are those?
Drakus: Oh yeah, you didn't hear the whole History of my Universe. But basically, Back in the 30s to 40s, they went by another name, They used to be called... Pillar Men. Basically, they were underground humans that were very weak to sunlight and had Modes that used their biology to control the elements and one of them named Kars wanted to overcome the sun issue, by turning into a vampire. We yeeted him into space for his crimes. I think he went brain dead and/or insane.
Me: Okay then, anyways, you're probably just as strong as the Gonta I knew. He was able to lift up an iron manhole cover with two fingers! Then he threw it about 5 meters away as casually as a frisbee!
Gonta Gokuhara: That does sound strong, I've never had to lift a manhole cover, but I've lifted equally heavy rocks and logs while looking for bugs.
We then noticed some glowing bugs in an insect cage nearby.
Misty (Pokemon): What are those?
Gonta Gokuhara: That's my Stand, Adam Ant. A colony of one-thousand bugs capable of slowly eroding living flesh, animal and plant alike. They only respond to simple commands, and they tend to attack the nearest living thing besides me unless I direct them otherwise. That's why I keep them in this insect cage. It keeps them docile until I need them. To be honest, this power is kinda ironic for someone as gentle as me, to have such a terrifying power. And I warn you, Drakus uses it to erode any villain if they deserve the Hostel treatment.
We then entered Ryoma's student lab. We couldn't help but smile at seeing the Ultimate Tennis Pro actually practicing his talent, using what was clearly the Shukuchi Method to keep up with the tennis machine. He also noticed Ryoma's racket was glowing and had spikes on it. Suddenly the energy from the racket transferred to the ball, slamming into the wall hard enough to leave a dent in it. Ryoma then noticed us.
Ryoma Hoshi: Oh, hey. Sorry for the display, I was practicing my skills. And my Stand.
Nico: So that racket's your Stand then. So cool.
Ryoma Hoshi: Payable on Death, It can easily reflect any physical projectile, storing kinetic energy as it does. Once it has enough, I can transfer that energy to the next projectile I reflect, returning it to sender with twice the force. But it can't do this automatically. Much of it comes down to my own skill, hence the training. Even if that fails, it has spikes for a reason. And yes, Drakus uses it for improv vasectomies or quick heart stopping.
He dissipated his Stand.
Ryoma Hoshi: I heard a little about the other me you met. It's a serious tearjerker. Luckily I never got caught up in something like that. Granted, I'm not sure what would've happened if I did, but still.
He opened the door to his shower room, which we noted looked like a normal shower room.
Ryoma Hoshi: Anyway, you're starting to look a lot better.
Me: Really?
Ryoma Hoshi: Yeah, before there was a lot of confusion in your eyes, But that seems to have disappeared. Maybe you're starting to get used to us.
Me: I won't lie, Drakus and his team are a little strange but at the same time, that might not be a bad thing.
Ryoma Hoshi: Good to hear. And remember you can always talk to us if you feel lost. We're like family now, and family looks out for each other.
We watched as Tenko was practicing in her dojo, the various automatons getting wrecked easily.
Me: So that's what Neo-Aikido is supposed to look like.
Tenko, like her counterpart, had developed the style which expanded upon the self-defense tactics of aikido. The difference was Tenko developed the style all on her own using tae kwan do, which blended in seamlessly with aikido.
Tenko Chabashira: Phew, that got me worked up. So, you wanted to talk to me?
She nodded along as we talked about the V3 world.
Tenko Chabashira: Sounds like the other me might have been a bit pushy, or might have been lesbian. I mean, I admit I'm bisexual.
Himiko Yumeno: Same here.
Me: I support that. But personal space is still a thing.
Dralus: But V3 Tenko made up for it in the end. I could tell she was sincerely concerned about me, which hit me and Yumeno hard when we learned she had been murdered.
Me: V3 Tenko?
Himiko Yumeno: Our Killing Game was supposed to be Dangan Ronpa 53.
Lila Rossi (X-Squad Universe): They jazzed it up by using the Roman numeral for five, and calling it 'New Dangan Ronpa V3'. We decided to give the V3 title to everyone who died in that world.
Me: Ah, gotcha. So you do like some guys, huh?
Tenko giggled.
Tenko Chabashira: Well, some boys can be really nice, but then there are those degenerates who just love to grope girls on trains and in public places where it's harder to get caught. Luckily, I always make sure to have my Stand active when in these areas. I've taken care of plenty of degenerates, including a few repeat offenders who thought the real crime was a woman taking a stand against them.
Drakus: We usually snark that they can't face the fact that they need to put on their big boy pants or had no one to tell them how to talk to girls properly.
Tenko Chabashira: Typically they don't come back for round three or fifty, but I've heard suggestions that they might. Some guys are just idiots.
She demonstrated by taking a stance and focusing, causing herself to become lit ablaze.
Tenko Chabashira: This is Feel Invincible. When I activate it, my senses become far sharper. I can detect aggressive behavior in this way, and where I can strike to do the most damage. It also makes my muscles hard as steel, making it impossible to damage me. I need to keep my focus in order to maintain it, an ability I've honed through my aikido training. And when Drakus copies it, he goes for the spine or neck.
Drakus: They shall not run from the judgement I give them.
We smiled as we could definitely see why Drakus became friends with this new Tenko.
However, we didn't find Korekiyo in his student lab, though we did see the familiar artifacts from the Caged Dog Village. Instead Korekiyo was in the special training room set aside for those wanting to improve their Stand control. Judging from the explosions we saw Korekiyo create, we could guess why he would want to train away from his work. Interestingly, Korekiyo had his mask down, and it was clear he wasn't wearing lipstick. Korekiyo soon noticed us.
Korekiyo Shinguji: Ah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I take it you were expecting me in my student lab.
Me: Yeah, but that's not my only surprise.
Korekiyo closed his eyes before pulling up his mask.
Korekiyo Shinguj: Yes, Drakus gave you the full story. I thought it best to make a good first impression, considering how detestable my counterpart was. But the changes are like night and day. While me and my sister are close, we're not that close. Also, she still lives in a more physical sense of the word.
Drakus: I had to bleach my ears after hearing why he did it. Along with stuffing V3 Kiyo into the Hello Zepp gates.
Me: That's good to hear, by the way, what was up with those explosions?
Korekiyo held up a calligraphy pen with a demon skull motif.
Korekiyo Shinguji: This is my Stand, it's called Napalm Death. With it any alphabet becomes bombs with ink as the black powder. I write a character in the air and it explodes on contact. The bigger the character, the bigger the explosion, but always with the same blast radius. I can even set the bombs on a ten-second delay. And before you ask, Drakus used to blow Blackwood's HQ by writing Ice Nine Kills and Huey Lewis and the News song lyrics.
Drakus: Say what you want, but the lyrics of Hip To Be Square do have some pretty scary nuclear power.
We then walked to his student lab.
Brittney: I noticed you had the book from the Caged Dog Village.
Korekiyo Shinguji: You've heard of it?
Me: V3 Kiyo had it as well.
Korekiyo Shinguji: The one I have is a mere copy, but I have seen the original in a museum founded by Speedwagon. The statue is the real deal, however. I happened to uncover it during an expedition with several superiors.
Me:: What about the cage under it?
Korekiyo: For that I commissioned a skilled blacksmith to craft it, the cage and the magic circle can be created by oneself for the ritual. Only the dog statue need be authentic. I had the chance to have the seance performed with a few other students of anthropology. It was frightening how well it worked...
Me: Yeah, after learning your counterpart abused it to commit a murder, I don't think I could go anywhere near that setup.
Korekiyo scoffed.
Korekiyo Shinguji: Being dragged from this plane of existence by the Ziz after being boiled in oil seems like a fitting if horrifying punishment. He did not deserve to be called the Ultimate Anthropologist if he was willing to use a sacred ritual, meant to commune with the dead, to send someone to their early grave. If he wasn't already dead, I'd rend his skin to shreds with one explosion!
Me: (Internally) Looks like some aspects of their personality are identical.
Laney noticed one early difference with Angie and her counterpart. The door to her lab was unlocked. Angie was inside, palette in hand as she painted the scene of our meeting, but from an outside perspective.
Laney: Wow! How are you able to do that?
Angie Yonaga: Ah, I was sent divine inspiration from Atua, he sends me a vision, and I use that vision to create my art.
Laney: That's different from what I heard V3 Angie, she always said Atua was the real artist.
Angie Yonaga: Not much of an Ultimate Artist if you're having someone else do the work for you, I may be a devout follower, but my decisions are my own.
She put the finishing touches on her painting.
Angie Yonaga: That said, I do have the ability to perfectly commune with Atua, through the power of my Stand.
She sat down into a lotus position and closed her eyes.
Angie Yonaga: One of Us!
Her eyes snapped open, now glowing white as she lifted off the ground, a glowing halo around her head as a mystic circle floated behind her.
Angie Yonaga: With my Stand active I can fully commune with Atua, And with that communion comes the ability to unleash his divine powers upon those that would bring harm to others.
She fired a beam at Laney, but it phased through her harmlessly.
Angie Yonaga: However, those that are innocent in Atua's eyes cannot be harmed by my power. And through my link with him, I can always tell the difference.
Laney: But what if you're the one attacked?
Angie smiled.
Angie Yonaga: No fear there. Atua always protects his followers, and while my Stand is active I am protected by a energy field of His creation. But all that power and range comes at a price. Since I am floating, I cannot move very fast. And yes, Drakus uses it to become an ace at laser tag.
Drakus: You do not troll with a dragon with a laser gun, souls were burnt that day, as well as pride.
She turned her Stand off and stood back up.
Angie Yonaga: I understand the other Angie was something of a religious fanatic, I can understand believing in one's religion, but one should always be respectful of other beliefs. Maybe if she had understood that, she never would have been killed.
Laney: Maybe, but it's hard to say for sure. I do know one thing.
She surprised Angie with a hug.
Laney: It's good that Yumeno has the two most important people in her life back.
Angie couldn't help but return the hug. Laney couldn't help but think it felt different the other Angie. It was more friendly, rather than nurturing. And ultimately, Laney agreed with Yumeno, it felt better.
We were surprised when we entered Keebo's lab. The familiar form of his chassis was seen on a nearby table, yet Keebo himself had no exposed inner workings as he lay on a nearby operating table, surrounded by several machines being operated by Miu.
Miu Iruma: Okay, functionality looks good.
Lana took one look at the blueprints and blushed before looking away.
Lana: He's anatomically correct too!
Me: That's surprising, And it looks like he has two different chassis.
Keebo Idabashi: Yes, actually...
Keebo then got off the table after the checkup,
Keebo Idabashi: The outer chassis acts in a manner similar to clothing.
He demonstrated as the outer chassis opened up, closing around his inner chassis once he put it on.
Keebo Idabashi: My father, Doctor Idabashi, designed me to emulate human life as closely as possible, once he learned he had succeeded with the Strong AI that acts as my brain. I can even consume food and break it down into bio-fuel.
We then noted that the entire room looked almost like Japanese cyberpunk. The other Keebo had always liked Japanese culture.
Lana: Where did Doctor Idabashi get this technology?
Keebo Idabashi: Ah, about that, you see, Father works for the Speedwagon Foundation, and much of the technology that makes up my body was taken from the blueprints used to turn the Nazi officer Rudol von Stroheim into a cyborg. Basically, I'm the next step up from that. As I learned enough to get into high school, my Stand also started to develop.
He pointed to a large engine found on the blueprints.
Keebo Idabashi: My Stand, Machinehead, is literally built right into my platform. It's a large nanomachine factory that can alter my platform however I need it to and create a variety of armaments.
Me: Looks like this Keebo isn't a puppet.
Keebo Idabashi: Ah, yes, I was told about how the other me from the V3 world was just a glorified video camera. Also, is robophobia even a thing? The closest equivalent fear I could find is actually technophobia. There's nothing in my knowledge of fear that pertains to robots specifically.
Miu Iruma: I'd consider myself more a robosexual.
Me: Some things never change.
Tsumugi was next up on the list having a chat with Leni. Talking with her, it was clear she had many differences from her alternate counterpart. For starters, We weren't sure if V3 Tsumugi was really a teenager, while this Tsumugi obviously was. Additionally, Tsumugi never talked about just being plain. In fact, she felt that being an Ultimate was the furthest thing from being plain as was possible.
Tsumugi Shirogane: It's a bit ironic that trying to avoid attention by talking about being plain only drew more attention to herself.
Leni: So what's that right behind you?
We looked beside Tsumugi to see a rack with five dresses on it.
Tsumugi Shirogane: This is my Stand, I call it Lady Gaga. Each of the five dresses gives me a different power, and I can change between them at will. Maybe someday you'll get to see them all.
Drakus: To give a rundown, the steam punk dress gives Tsumugi technopathy, the siren dress gives her water manipulation, the silk dress lets her shoot strings from her wrists, the royal suit dress can summon chess piece constructs to attack, and the stitched dress gives her control over inanimate objects. Each of the dresses is also as durable as a suit of steel armor. And yes, I did try them on and I spammed the attacks and drove many a corrupt real estate developer insane enough to confess to their crimes. Many got life in prison without parole.
Leni: That's a bit of an odd Stand for a cosplayer, I would have expected a power that let's you take on the abilities of whatever fictional character you were dressed as.
Tsumugi Shirogane: Yeah, but that would give me too many powers to choose from. Choosing between five is much easier than five-hundred. And each power can be useful in a number of scenarios.
Drakus: Need I remind you of the fable of the fox and the cat? The fox got faded by hunting hounds because he was stuck trying to choose which trick to escape with, while the cat escaped notice by sticking with the only trick it knew, but that it could do well.
Tsunugi Shirogane: Something like that, by the way, have you noticed that most of our free time is spent training our Stands? Drakus is always desperate to be ready for anything.
We didn't find Kaito in his lab, which looked like an entire astronaut training camp instead of just a few simulators, but rather training with Muty, J (Murder Drones), Shalltear and Mr. Shark (X-Squad Universe). His Stand seemed to be a modified space suit that looked very sci-fi, being so streamlined, along with a ray gun that could also lob explosive spheres.
Kaito Momota: Oh, hey, Queen Bee, was it?
Chloe nearly teared up at hearing her hero name.
Kaito Momota: Uh... Did I say something wrong?
Chloe Bourgeois: No, it's fine, Just... Just remembering the past is all.
Kaito Momota: Well, don't get caught up in it, My old man always said that if you get stuck in the past, you'll never have a future. But you can't let go of it either, because then you'll just repeat it.
Chloe Bourgeois: You sound a lot like him, But different at the same time.
Kaito Momota: Well, yeah.
Chloe Bourgeois: So, what was that Stand you were using?
Kaito Momota: I call it Intergalactic, I thought it appropriate since it's space-themed. I mean, it's only fitting that the Luminary of the Stars has a space-themed Stand, right!?
Chloe laughed.
Chloe Bourgeois: Yes. I suppose it does.
They walked to the cafeteria and sat down with Maki.
Chloe Bourgeois: So, I'm told you're also supposed the be the Ultimate Assassin. I gotta admit, it's kinda freaky. But you seem like the sort of strong-willed woman who could handle it.
Maki Harukawa: Well, most of the time.
She talked about the time she nearly got caught while tracking a target at a cosplay convention.
Maki Harukawa: Since then I've never used a katana.
Chloe looked dumbfounded.
Chloe Bourgeois: I mean... It'd be cute if it wasn't so humiliating for you. Not to mentioned you probably got in a lot of trouble.
Maki sighed in relief.
Maki Harukawa: Thanks for understanding. The only reason I got away with little more than a lecture was because no one managed to figure out what I was really there for.
Chloe Bourgeois: I guess the other Kaito was trying to tear down the wrong mask, It's not that you're not a killer. You never would have volunteered otherwise. It's that you care more about people than you let on. You just don't want them to get too close, in case something bad happens.
Maki smiled warmly.
Maki Harukawa: To this day, I wish it had been this version of Kaito in my old world.
I was talking with Rantaro and got a lot of his backstory, like how he lost his sisters and earned his title as Ultimate Adventurer by finding them scattered across the world.
Rantaro Amami: My family is pretty well off, so well off in fact that a lot of people wanted money from my folks. In the end none of them got a single cent. I also met a lot of Stand users like myself as a result of my travels. And that ties into the reason why I've been talking with Mister Kakyoin.
Me: How do you mean?
Rantaro finished his tea.
Rantaro Amami: About a year ago, I was working with Passione while they were trying to find a cult that had gotten hold of a certain stone mask.
Drakus: The kind that turns people into vampires. Not the gets you high of LSD kind.
Rantaro nodded.
Rantaro Amami: I had reason to suspect this cult had one of my sisters and was trying to get money to fund themselves. They were sequestered in a cave system behind the Mouth of Truth in Rome's Coliseum. It's where they found the stone mask, near where the Gigan Wamuu and his former masters once slept. They had already created a few vampires using the mask. Before one of them could attack my sister, I unleashed my Stand. It actually surprised Passione.
He closed his eyes, and I gasped as a male humanoid with an Egyptian hawk's head appeared.
Me: What the?!
Drakus: This is Ra, Johnathan Joestar's Stand until he died in 1989
Rantaro Anami: That he did, You're looking at his reincarnation. My talks with Mister Kakyoin were interviews to see if I remembered anything from Jonathan Joestars life. As it turns out, I remember a lot. How DIO tried to get his hands on the Joestar fortune, Joseph training at the Hell Climb Pillar, the journey to Egypt.
He chuckled at my bewildered expression.
Rantari Amami: But don't get it twisted. Only my soul is that of Jonathan Joestar, hence why we have the same Stand. I may have his memories, but a completely different personality. And I can't use Hamon. This has actually allowed me to develop Ra's power more, since Jonathan could just boost its power with Hamon to augment its light manipulation powers. Anyway, with a power like that destroying the vampires was easy and I was able to rescue my sister. She was the last one missing, as it happened.
I finally got over his surprise.
Me: So, a Joestar returns.
Drakus: Well, the jury's out on that. But that does mean all nine 'JoJo' Stands are available if trouble should turn up. Then again, given the OVDF and Speedwagon Foundation are trying to track down SIREN and the one leading them.
Me: But what is their goal?
Rantaro Amami: There might be one thing they could be after, I remember it from my previous life. Back in 1904 the notable occultist and magician Aleister Crowley wrote a book called The Book of the Law, which he claimed a mysterious voice was dictating.
Drakus: The voice was supposed to be that of Aiwass, the messenger of Horus. Come to think of it, Jonathan was there when Crowley unveiled his book.
Rantaro nodded.
Rantaro Amami: Crowley said the contents of the book represented a new age where Man's Will would become Law. However, the book he presented... Wasn't the real book.
I closed my eyes.
Me: I can't say I'm surprised. Crowley was supposed to be a magician, so hiding the real book behind illusion and pomp wouldn't be beyond him. But then where is the real book?
Rantaro Amami: Anubis 2 said he knew, and he also knew why the book was so coveted. The real book could change the course of human history just by reading it in its original text. But no one can properly read it, except for those who can see Stands. Because apparently, Crowley himself was a Stand user, and his Stand's power was imparted into the book.
Drakus: Hence the reason Charybdis wants power equal to a Stand, so he could understand the text and read it to control the omniverse. And he founded SIREN so he'd have a guardian force at his disposal.
Kokichi's student lab definitely looked like something out of a cartoon supervillain's lair, completely childish and not menacing at all. Lincoln noticed that Kokichi was still dressed in a modified straitjacket.
Kokichi Ouma: Well, well, welcome. I was wondering when you'd get to me. I was observing you talking to the others. A little different than what you remember, right?
Lincoln: In more ways than one, and you're the biggest surprise of them all. The you I remember was the Ultimate Supreme Leader, but here you're known as the Ultimate Prankster. That's not really something I was expecting.
Kokichi shrugged.
Kokichi Ouma: Well, the title of Ultimate Supreme Leader would be pretty out there, even for Hope's Peak Academy. Wouldn't you agree?
Lincoln then noticed several humanoid beings, each dressed like Egyptian soldiers carrying spears and surging with electricity, performing tasks around the lab.
Kokichi Ouma: Oh, that would be my Stand, I call it Pharoah Sanders. They number thirty total, and attack using electrical surges. The more conductive a target is, the more damage they do. But as you can see, so long as they aren't attacking they can be used to perform a number of tasks.
He walked over to a bank of monitors.
Kokichi Ouma: I first manifested my Stand when my gang was in trouble from some dangerous men who thought we were drawing too much attention from the police. Once I learned what it could do I was able to bring the group down. Then me and my friends went on to become even better than we were before.
He turned to look at Lincoln.
Kokichi Ouma: You see, Shuichi, I may be a leader... But I am far from supreme. I can still make mistakes. The other me made plenty of mistakes too, didn't he? He just couldn't fess up to them. I'm as much a liar as he is, the only difference is I know when and how to turn it off. And I recognize that not everyone is the same. V3 Kokichi couldn't understand this, and it led to his death, and the deaths of several others.
Drakus: It's true. V3 Kokichi's actions are what allowed the second trial to occur, nearly derailed the third trial, outright caused the fourth and fifth trails, and muddied the waters in the sixth trails. And he might have even been able to change the course of the first trial if he only worked at it. He said he wanted to put an end to the Killing Game, but all he succeeded in doing was allowing it to continue. He never felt like he could trust anyone since no one trusted him.
Kokichi Ouma: That's why he doesn't come off as much of a Supreme Leader to me, if he was, he would have stuck to pragmatism and worked with the rest of you guys. I'm betting if he was willing to work with V3 Kaede, the Mastermind would never have gotten the Killing Game off the ground.
At that moment an announcement came, calling us to the living room.
Kokichi Ouma: Looks like our first real assignment is ready to get off the ground. We'd better get going.
Inside the living room, Anubis 2, Trifa, Yuma and the X-Squad universe version of Noriaki Kakyoin were standing at the podium ready to address us. And with us were Chiaki Nanami, Nagito Komaeda, Ryota Mitarai, Gundham Tanaka, Kazuichi Soda, Teruteru Hanamura, Nekomaru Nidai, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Akane Owari, Sonia Nevermind, Hiyoko Saionji, Mahiru Koizumi, Mikan Tsumiki, Peko Pekoyama, Ibuki Mioda, Hajime Hinata, Natsumi Kuzuryu, Makoto Naegi, Komaeda Naegi, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Byakuya Togami, Mondo Owada, Leon Kuwata, Hifumi Yamada, Yasuhiro Hagakure, Chihiro Fujisaki, Sayaka Maizono, Kyoko Kirigiri, Aoi Asahina, Toko Fukawa, Sakura Ogami, Celestia Ludenberg's cousin, Taeko Yasuhiro, Junko Enoshima, Mukuro Ikusaba, Kyosuke Munakata, Seiko Kimura, Juzo Sakakura, Miaya Gekkogahara, Ruruka Ando, Sonosuke Izayoi, Daisaku Bandai and The Great Gozu.
Kakyoin (X-Squad universe): Thank you for joining us, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, X-Squad, students from Classes 76, 77, 78, and 79. What is to follow is of the utmost importance, thus this room has been specially prepared so that no one else can eavesdrop or otherwise interfere. As you may know or have at least been informed, the leader of SIREN, Charybdis also known as Brainiac's and his allies along with Honami Sato are currently on our watch list. They have already been declared dangerous, to those who don't know, Honami attempted to murder Natsumi Kuzuryu and stage the scene to frame a non-existent prowler. But now she has been modified with a dangerous procedure, intended to create a so-called 'Ultimate Hope'.
Drakus: Hajime had originally been slated for that experiment, before the Steering Committee was booted from the academy and Kakyoin helped him come to turns with his Ultimate talent and awaken his Stand.
Yuma: For some months they has been planning something big, and we have finally understood what the endgame is. They have been searching for the Lament Configuration, The Book of the Law, and the Elemental Shards, and Sato knows where to find them. They're located deep beneath Twilight City.
Trifa: For those that have never heard of this city, it's a technologically advanced city funded by several groups, in particular the Togami Foundation, the Towa Group, the Speedwagon Foundation, and the Joestar Estate, and sits atop an artificial island. Now this book will only remain in Twilight City for a set amount of time, but we cannot just simply stall until the book gets moved. They found it once, they can find it again. Our goal must be to capture them, and place them in specialized custody.
Anubis 2: Now this is easier said than done. I'm sure all of you are aware by now that Sato has taken advantage of a powerful ritual, endowing her with a dangerous Stand. And I hope you don't hate me for this, but we had to bring back Obito Uchiha.
Obito than appeared.
Naruto: Obito, I can't believe it's come to this. But we need your help.
Obito: (amused) You need to keep yourselves entertained by humiliating me this time?
Ranamon: C'mon! This is very serious!
Nico: There's an army of villains led by Brainiac's as a hammerhead shark animatronic planning to steal the Lament Configuration, Book of Law and Elemental Shards.
Whirlin: (to Obito) So, can we trust you to help us with this mess? Eli's here to sense if you are gonna pull a fast one on us.
Obito: You have my word and promise. Besides, those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash. Let's turn that bot into sashimi.
After dealing with Mehmed II, the Ottoman Turks, and Dracula's former army of vampires, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Penelope Harrisburg saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Penelope Harrisburg: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Penelope, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Penelope Harrisburg: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Penelope, how did you stop an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac that was terrorizing the country for years and stopped him from getting to the Loud House as he was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic?
Penelope Harrisburg: You're not going to like it one bit. As I was walking through Franklin Avenue, I had a vision of an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac who was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic and he was about to get into The Loud House and kill everyone inside. I rushed on over, and I tied that lunatic up with really strong vines, and when Lincoln and the others came outside, I told Lincoln to call the cops, and they arrived and cuffed the homicidal maniac. When the cops saw the homicidal maniac I captured, they were surprised: the person I captured was Noah Greyson, and from what I heard about him and from his criminal history, he's an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac who laughs like a totally screwed up lunatic who's been terrorizing the country for years by breaking into many houses and killing everyone inside them. The cops took him away, and after that, he was tried and convicted, and ultimately, he was found guilty of his crimes, and he was sentenced to death by lethal injection in San Quentin. The next day, as soon as they put the needle in him, he was executed for his crimes.
We were horrified, but we also cheered for what Penelope Harrisburg did.
Me: Damn, this guy sure is one fucked-up lunatic, and I've heard about Noah Greyson, he's one of the most incredibly dangerous and insane homicidal maniacs in the country, and some of the cops in Colorado, along with Dad, have been after this sicko for years, but he's constantly gotten away.
Nico: Sheesh, and I know it's really serious if your dad and some of the cops in Colorado were also after that insane psychopath.
Lincoln: You said it, and thanks to what Penelope did, Noah Greyson paid the price for all those he's murdered, and now, he's in Hell for all eternity for what he's done.
Eli: What a sicko.
We got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln and his harem are getting ready to head to Mount Volbono in the world of Mario. Lincoln and his harem also have their weapons, just in case of any trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?
Sam Simpson: Of course, Linky.
Lincoln and and his harem headed for Mount Volbono in the world of Mario, and when they arrived, it was an awesome colorful and vibrant palace that is famous for its cuisine, with dishes simmered over the volcano, and chock-full of the local produce that grows to enormous size thanks to the volcanic climate, and surrounded by strange pink lava.
Alex (Totally Spies): Whoa, what is this place?
Lincoln: This, Alex, is Mount Volbono in the Luncheon Kingdom, Mario told me about this place, and seeing it for ourselves, this is one awesome cuisine-themed destination, and our chefs are definitely going to love this place. Shall we?
Lincoln and his harem began walking around the place, and everyone's mouths were watering from all of that food that was being prepared here, and everyone was sweating like crazy from the intense heat from the surrounding pink lava. Then, they had the famous Stupendous Stew for lunch, and as soon as they tasted it, their taste buds went into overdrive thanks to the dish's surprisingly delicate flavor, and they also made sure to pack some for the rest of us to taste it. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and Lincoln and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they pick them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turned orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the World Tree Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, gang, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Mount Volbono in the Luncheon Kingdom in the world of Mario.
Me: Whoa. That's awesome, and it's definitely a place that our chefs are definitely going to love going to.
Lincoln: That's right, and we got something for you guys to try out.
Lincoln and his harem put out bowls, and they poured in the famous Stupendous Stew, and when we tasted it, our taste buds went into overdrive thanks to the dish's surprisingly delicate flavor.
Nico: Wow, this is one delicious stew.
Lincoln: That's Mount Volbono's famous Stupendous Stew, and it's famous for its surprisingly delicate flavor.
Mary Knudson: Mmm, this is so delicious.
Clyde: You said it, wow, this is so amazing.
Later it was time for Roxy's second Ambassador Mission with the Decade Kamen Riders.
Me: I have a feeling that when we meet Philip and Shotaro tomorrow that we're going to be in for one helluva battle with a bunch of those monsters they face.
Nico: They are called Dopants and they are really awesome too.
William: Anyone else want to go with Roxy? Besides 1 Rabbid and Randy Cunningham?
Roxy: I'm hoping to bring Naruto, Tsukuyomi and Fu with me this time.
Tsukuyomi: This will be awesome.
Nico: It sure will. And you'll be happy to see Tsukasa again Tsukuyomi.
Tsukuyomi: I sure will be happy.
Nico: Lets head on out!
We were off to Japan.
We arrived in Japan.
Tsukasa: Hey guys!
Nico: Hey Tsukasa.
Tsukasa: Tsukuyomi? Is that you?
Tsukuyomi: It sure is.
They went over and Tsukuyomi hugged him.
Nico: Wow. 20 years feels like forever.
Me: It sure does.
Tsukasa: It's awesome to see you. But how are you here?
Nico: You have me to thank for that. I brought her back to life after what happened with Zi-O.
Tsukasa: Wow.
Me: Oh these are some of our fellow shinobi.
Naruto: Awesome to meet you. My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I'm the son of Minato Namikaze the 4th Hokage and I'm the 9-Tails Jinchuriki.
Fu: Awesome to meet you. I'm Fu and I'm the 7-Tails Jinchuriki.
Me: Naruto is my adopted little brother. I raised him from when he was little and we became really close as family.
Tsukasa: That is cool!
Randy Cunningham: Awesome to meet you too. My name is Randy Cunningham.
Tsukasa: Nice to meet you guys. It's an honor.
Tsukuyomi: I have so much to tell you all.
At their base we had some tea and ramen.
Daiki Kaito: So let me get this straight. Instead of turning you into Another Rider, Swartz turned you into a Greeed?
Tsukuyomi: I don't remember what happened.
Me: It wasn't Swartz that turned her into a Greeed. It was Gamel. He turned her into a Greeed.
Megan Kiraton: Yeah and J.D. saved her with his Wolf Moon powers.
Nico: It's true.
Tsukuyomi: And I'm forever in his debt.
Me: It was the least I could do for her. Nico and Tsukuyomi are friends.
Nico: Yeah.
Then someone came out. It was Yusuke Onodera.
Tsukasa: Guys, this is Yusuke Onodera aka Kamen Rider Kuuga.
Daiki Kaito: He's not the original Kuuga though.
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 小野寺裕介さん、お会いできて本当に光栄です。(Yusuke Onodera, it's truly an honor to meet you.)
Yusuke Onodera: You too J.D.. It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I heard so much about you all from Tsukasa.
Me: World travels really fast about us. Also we owe Tsukasa big time for helping us in day 7 of the 20 Days of Darkness.
Yusuke Onodera: I've heard a lot about that. That was really awful you all went through all that.
Roxy: Yeah it was bad.
Eli: But at least we're free of Nico's dark past.
Tsukasa: Roxy, how would you like to be a Kamen Rider for my team?
Roxy: I would be honored!
Tsukasa gave her a green Sengoku Blaster and a card for Decade governing OOO.
Roxy: Awesome!
Me: The OOO Decade card and her own blaster. This will be cool.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Daiki Kaito: (hears explosion) And that would be our cue.
Me: It's buttkicking time!
Naruto: Yeah lets do it!
We went to face them and we saw Misa Inamori A.K.A. MEDUSA from Wizard, Bat Imagin, Brachypelma Worm Viridis, Cobra Imagin and Shark Fangire!
Me: Misa Inamori A.K.A. MEDUSA from Wizard, Bat Imagin, Brachypelma Worm Viridis, Cobra Imagin and Shark Fangire!
Misa Inamori: The Famous James Dean Knudson. An honor to meet you.
Me: ミサ・イナモリ、数週間後にウィザード仮面ライダーとのアンバサダーミッションがあるときにここであなたに会うのは奇妙です。(Misa Inamori, weird seeing you here when we have the ambassador missions with the Wizard Kamen Riders in a couple of weeks.)
Misa Inamori: Indeed it is.
Me: And I think we have a new potential member of the Masters of Evil in you and the Shark Fangire as well as the Bat Imagin.
Misa Inamori: Who have you decided on for me, Bat Imagin and the Sungazer Fangire?
Me: For the Bat Imagin it's going to be Britney Crosby and for the Sungazer Fangire it will be Lizzy Morris. We'll think of someone awesome for you Misa.
Misa Inamori: Good.
Roxy and Tsukasa: Henshin!
Kamen Ride!
Roxy's Decade Kamen Rider Form looked like a blue and green version of OOO but with a sword that can use any combo of the Core Medals!
Me: Oh that is awesome!
Roxy: Wow this is so cool!
Nico: It's time to kick some butt!
Naruto and Fu activated their SIX PATHS SAGE MODES!
Eli: YEAH!
Randy went Ninja! HIYAH!
Tsukasa: (takes out Rider Card of Kamen Rider Skyrider) Time to take to the air this time
Daiki Kaito: (takes out Rider Card of Kamen Rider Kickhopper) This Rider is more appropriate against the Worm
Kamen Ride: Skyrider!
Kamen Ride: Kickhopper!
Eli: YEAH!
Me: Time for some buttkicking! Wolf Moon Style. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into Wolf Moon 🌙!
Me: Misa this is gonna be awesome.
Misa turned into her MEDUSA PHANTOM FORM!
Me: Nice. Lets dance. WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: CRESCENT BLADE TRIFIRE SLASH!
I fired a blast of blue fire and it formed into tri-bladed moon blast and Medusa dodged it and she sent her tentacles at me and I slashed them all over with my scythe and fired waves of blue fire and burned them.
Daiki and Kamen Rider Kickhopper charged at the Brachypelma Worm Viridis and then they jumped and smashed it all over!
Nico: Time for you to take some medicine!
Nico pulled out the Sacred Water and drenched it and the Worm dissolved into a clone of Arata Kagami!
Nico: It was a copy of Arata Kagami.
Tsukasa, as Skyrider, flew at the Bat Imagin.
Tsukasa: You are not a good bat!
The Bat Imagin fired a sonic blast and Tsukasa dodged it and kicked him down.
Eli: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
Eli fired a wave of pitch black fire as hot as the sun and it formed into a dragon and it hit the Cobra Imagin and obliterated it into nothing!
Randy: Smoke bomb!
POOF!
He released a Smoke Bomb and slashed the Sungazer Fangire all over.
Naruto: SAGE ART: MASSIVE RASENGAN MEGA BARRAGE!
Naruto formed many Shadow Clones with Rasengan's in them and they smashed into the Sungazer Fangire and exploded with devastating power!
MASSIVE AND POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
IT was obliterated in an instant!
Nico: YEAH!
I slashed at Medusa and knocked her down and Fu appeared.
Fu: FAN SLASH!
She fired 7 blades of energy and slashed her down.
Nico: J.D., do you have your own Wizard form you can use?
Me: As a matter of fact I do.
I pulled out my Wizard Belt and put on 2 rings.
DRIVER ON!
CLICK
Me: HENSHIN!
ELEMENTS! PLEASE!
I turned into an awesome new rainbow Wizard Element Kamen Rider!
Nico: Oh wow! That is cool!
Me: Yep. Kamen Rider Element.
Misa: You're a Wizard too!?
Me: You bet I am.
I demonstrated the powers of the 12 elements and they were powerful.
Nico: That was awesome!
Eli: Way to go bro!
Misa reverted back and I helped her up.
Me: Misa you are a really formidable adversary and you did great against me in my Wolf Moon Form and in my Kamen Rider Element form. .
Misa: Thank you. But also I have 3 more for you to face.
She summoned SILKWORM FANGIRE, WASP WOMAN AND WHALE IMAGIN!
Nico: Silkworm Fangire, Wasp Woman and Whale Imagin!
Tsukuyomi: I got this one! HENSHIN!
Tsukuyomi transformed!
Megan Kiraton: Let me take the Wasp Woman.
She spread her butterfly wings and sprinkled her with her poison dust and blue her up in a powerful explosion!
Randy charged at the Silkworm Fangire.
He slashed it all over and destroyed it.
Fu: Awesome!
Me: Lets finish the Whale Fangire together.
Roxy: You got it!
KAMEN RIDER: FINISH!
We charged at it and smashed and blasted it with incredible power and blew it to smithereens!
Nico: Damn, that was a good workout!
Me: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Tsukuyomi: Yeah that was awesome!
Roxy: Yeah it was!
Eli: Yeah!
Naruto: That shows how strong we are when we all work together. Believe it!
Fu: That is for sure!
Megan Kiraton: Yeah!
Little did we know that watching the battle with us and Misa and her monsters was Woz!
Woz: (smiles) See you and my demon king soon, Nico. (leaves)
He disappeared.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys! How did it go?
Nico: Really awesome.
We told them everything and more and Misa of Wizard is now in the Masters of Evil.
May: That is so awesome!
Eli: Yeah it was!
Roxy: We had a lot of fun on this one.
May: Next time, Kermit and Zexion should go with you.
Roxy: Yeah good idea!
Nico: That will be awesome.
As we were walking to a restaurant that Lincoln, Stella, Zach, Liam and Rusty were at for lunch, Firefly was showing us his new upgrade that he got. It was based on the one from the 2004 version of himself from The Batman.
Juandissimo: That's a good new look on you, Señor Garfield.
Firefly: Thanks. It sure is awesome.
Laney: I think so too.
Me: Yeah me too.
We arrived at the restaurant and it was called the Pig Hut, a pork restaurant.
Me: The Pig Hut? Wow.
Laney: This looks like a nice place.
Flare: (hears vomiting inside) I wonder who's throwing up.
We went into the restaurant and we saw that it was a nice place but at one table was Lincoln and friends and they were sick as hell!
Me: Lincoln!
We went over to them.
Lincoln: (GROANS) (VOMITS ON THE FLOOR)
Eli: Ew.
Me: What the hell did you guys… (Sees the dish they ordered) (GASP) HOLY FISH PASTE! WHAT IS THAT!? [notices a giant goop pile of food on the table made of intestines and crud, with flies and other things sticking out of it]
Lincoln: The appetizer.
Runabout: Primus, what did you guys eat?!
Nico: I think we're looking at it.
Eli: Whoever made that thing has to be the worst cook ever.
Mr. Krabs: He must be the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Varie: (LAUGHS)
We looked in the kitchen and we saw a big fat chef that was the most disgusting man ever. He looked like a homeless bum and he smelled horrible!
Nico: Geez! That man is a walking biohazard.
Me: I'm calling the health department.
I did so.
Blur: That's it. Everyone in this table except Lincoln is off the next mission!
Maria: (to Lincoln) If you turn into your muscular form, the illness might be shaken off.
Me: Maria this doesn't work that way. This is a food poisoning sickness thanks to that chef there!
The Health Inspector came in.
Health Inspector: Where's the manager?
Me: Right here sir.
I showed a man.
Health Inspector: I'm Health Inspector Florence and I'm officially closing down your restaurant.
Manager: Why?
Me: Oh I don't know. Maybe because of (Points to the disgusting chef) HIM!?
The disgusting chef was rubbing food in his armpits.
Health Inspector: EGAD! By order of the health department this restaurant is hereby permanently shut down!
We left and the restaurant was demolished.
Lincoln: Not that I'm complaining. But how long do I have to stay muscular?
Itachi Uchiha: For the whole day until the food poisoning wears off. After all, we don't want your harem to be without you.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln: Okay. (GROANS)
Me: You'll be all right Lincoln.
Laney: Yeah bro. But the rest of your friends aren't.
Stella Zhau: (VOMITS ON POROMON)
Poromon: HEY!
Stella Zhau: Oh sorry.
Nico: Lets get these four back to the estate.
We went and did so.
Back at the estate we got them put on the sofa and they had buckets and water with them.
Rainbow Dash: Pickle and Barley Barrel front and center!
Pickle and Barley Barrel came.
Pickle and Barley Barrel: REPORTING FOR DUTY CAPTAIN RAINBOW DASH!
Rainbow Dash: I need you to help Carmen, Carol, Maria Santiago and Maria Rockell watch Stella, Zach, Liam and Rusty here. They got a nasty case of food poisoning from a really bad restaurant. Can you and the mascots help them out?
Pickle and Barley Barrel: YES MA'AM!
Rainbow Dash: Great! Get to it!
They got to helping them.
Then Mummy, Tala, Abra Kadabra, Dayu, Bonz, Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Ranamon, Harpymon, Beautiful Gorgeous and Puff appeared.
Mummy: Can me, Tala, Abra Kadabra, Dayu, Bonz, Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Ranamon, Harpymon, Beautiful Gorgeous and Puff go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you sure can.
Mummy: (See's the sick 5) Whoa man are you guys all right?
Lincoln: I'll be all right but my friends are sick as all get out.
Me: They have a nasty case of food poisoning caused by that ugly chef at the Pig Hut.
Ranamon: Oh no! That restaurant is a really bad place y'all!
Harpymon: Yeah it was a cesspool and a dump.
Laney: Well it is officially closed down and destroyed.
Nico: Yep.
Magma: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: I'm gonna do one for Aayla Secura's kind next.
Eli: One for a Twi'lek. This will be awesome to see.
Nico: Yep it sure will be cool.
Me: So it's going to be another Jedi next.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: This will be awesome!
Dayu: Jayden should go too. He might not have a lightsaber but his swordsmanship is just as good. And I should know.
Nico: Good idea. But that is a good reason.
Jayden: It'll be awesome.
Nico: Now lets get ready for our mission. Lets get some better comfort food for Lincoln here. We're going to the Krusty Krab.
Me: Good idea.
Brad Morton: Sorry you can't come, Maria.
Maria: (smiles sadly) It's okay. I may be apart from Nico and William. But I'll always be in their hearts.
Nico: I know but you have a big job here.
Maria: I know. Carol is with me too.
Carmen: And I can't leave my boyfriend like this,
Nico: Ah love. Lets head out.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figures are in the vision: it was none other than Nemesis, the undead monarch known as The King of Liberation and he's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is there someone else coming after us?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Ike, you and the others aren't going to like it one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belonged to Nemesis, the undead monarch known as The King of Liberation and another old enemy of yours, and he's here to cause havoc.
Lucina, Bernadetta, Dorothea, Petra, Mercedes, Annette, Ingrid, Lysithea, Hapi, Hana, Sakura, Camilla, Elise, Tharja, Lyn, Mia, Celica, Byleth, Marth, Roy, Chrom, and Ike gasped in shock.
Bernadetta: Nemesis, he's here?! This isn't good.
Me: I've seen just how dangerous this undead monarch really is, and he's not to be underestimated.
Lincoln: You said it, J.D. What can you all tell us about Nemesis, so that way, we can have a good idea of who we're dealing with?
Dorothea: You won't like him one bit, Lincoln.
The Fire Emblem heroes proceeded to tell us about Nemesis, and as expected, we're not going to like him one bit.
Nemesis (Fire Emblem)
Nemesis, also known as the King of Liberation and the Fell King, is the overarching antagonist of Fire Emblem: Three Houses and the archenemy of Seiros. He is also behind the creation of the Crests, the war upon Fodlan, and the demise of Sothis. He initially serves as a historical figure for most of the game, but in the Golden Deer route, particularly in the final chapter, Nemesis serves as a much more important figure when he becomes the route's final boss after his unexpected revival by the forces of Those Who Slither in the Dark.
He is voiced by Naomi Kusumi in Japanese version and by Jamieson Price in English version, with the latter also voiced Rudolf from Echoes: Shadows of Valentia and Zephiel in Fire Emblem Heroes.
Personality
Nemesis was an extremely violent bandit who was convinced to plunder the holy tomb to get power. He is shown to be a very calm and serious commander in the opening cut-scene, only reacting in any way when he realises that Seiros is a Nabatean. Even when this happens, he only is shocked for a moment. When he is revived, however, he shows his hate for Seiros, saying he will kill her even though she does not appear to fight him. He loses any semblance of calmness that he had in the cut-scene, and shows his lunacy. However, he has a code of honour, calling Byleth and Claude cowards for fighting 2 on 1 and not resorting to any cheap tactics during his fight.
Appearance
Nemesis appears to be an old man with white hair, a white beard and red eyes. He is completely covered in scars. He wears shoulder armour and has a white cape. He also wields the dark version of the Sword of the Creator.
Biography
Past
According to the historical legend by the Church of Seiros, Nemesis was once a wise and brave king whom the Goddess Sothis entrusted to protect Fódlan from hostile invaders. However, over time, he gone corrupted and grew more power hungry after being influenced by the people of Agartha, deserting his duty and becoming a bandit king. He worked with them to slaughter the "Children of the Goddess" in Zanado, and was responsible for the death of Sothis via killing her in her slumber to use her body parts as weapons.
Using Agarthan technology, Nemesis and his allies, the Ten Elites, created the Crests from the hearts of the people of Zanado and the Heroes' Relics from the bones of the Goddess, distributing them to Ten Elites.
The truth of the legend, however, is that Nemesis was never more than a common thief who managed to break into the Holy Tomb, stealing Sothis' body. His working partners, revealed to be Those Who Slither in the Dark, then used the blood of Sothis to give him the Crest of Flames and the body of Sothis to make the Sword of the Creator.
In Imperial Year 91, the armies of Nemesis and Seiros clashed at the Tailtean Plains, where Nemesis was confronted and killed by Seiros in single-combat.
Verdant Wind
After the war of Shambala, the leadership of Those Who Slither in the Dark was eliminated by Byleth, Rhea, Claude and the army of Leicester Alliance, but turned out Those Who Slither in the Dark members already succeeded in reviving Nemesis, whom their remnants manipulated into invading Fodlan and destroying everyone in his path along with the Ten Elites. After a long time of struggle, Byleth and Claude worked together and finally slain Nemesis for the second and final time in battle.
When the Fire Emblem heroes were finished, we were horrified.
Nico: Holy crap, Nemesis is a dangerous undead monarch who needs to be stopped once and for all.
Lincoln: You said it, Nico.
Móyá the Tooth Faerie: And you and I are going to be the ones to stop him, Linky.
Lincoln: That's right.
Roy: I hope you guys give that monster The Black Gates after you destroy him.
Lincoln: That's exactly what we're going to do to him after we destroy him, so that way, he won't ever return again, Roy.
We were off to Bikini Bottom.
Walking through the streets of Bikini Bottom was us and we were looking out for anything suspicious.
Ranamon: It's good to be back in my element, ya'll.
Nico: It sure is. Coming to Bikini Bottom is fun.
Laney: Yeah it sure is.
We then saw SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Oh, I've got an whole new attitude
Squidward: Oh, is that supposed to be singing? [paint brushes fall on the floor] I am putting that one on SpongeBob. [to SpongeBob] Would you clam up, SpongeBob? I am trying to paint in here!
SpongeBob: I cherish my fellow residents...
Squidward: SpongeBob, why are you doing this?
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm just displaying for all to see an attitude of gratitude!
Me: Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Oh hey guys.
Squidward: Hey guys! Oh man! Lincoln are you okay?
Lincoln: Really sick with food poisoning.
Squidward: Oh man. What did you eat?
Lincoln: I don't want to talk about it.
Me: But yeah what are you so happy about SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm just displaying for all to see an attitude of gratitude!
Squidward: Gratitude? You've been wallowing in filth all morning. What could you possibly be grateful for?
SpongeBob: Hit it, boys! [Slimy trash can monsters appear] One, two, three, four! [Songs starts] Oh, I've got a whole new, attitude. A lifetime subscription to, gratitude. Friend, you've got to change your, latitude. Live an attitude of, gratitude. [The songs only annoys Squidward] I'm grateful for the life I'm, living. Who knows how long I will, have it? I'm thankful for all I've been, given. We make appreciation a, habit. There's no time like the present day. To have a present come your way!
Slimy trash can monsters: All you have to do is, grab it!
SpongeBob: So, now I think that, you will see.
Slimy trash can monsters: You'll see.
SpongeBob: There's nothing more, you need. My friend, this ain't no, platitude.
Slimy trash can creatures: Platitude!
SpongeBob: Just an attitude of, gratitude.
Slimy trash can creatures: Gratitude!
SpongeBob: Or, in your case, Squidward, an attitude of hattitude! [laughs] [Song ends]
Me: That was a cute song.
Squidward: Thanks for the hat though SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: You're welcome.
Alucard: Isn't Krabby Patties better then the crap you ate?
Lincoln: Yes it is.
Me: Yeah. We went to a really gross restaurant called the Pig Hut. It was Chum Bucket bad. (To Plankton) Uh no offense.
Plankton: None taken J.D. But yeah it was disgusting!
Me: Lincoln, Stella, Liam, Zach and Rusty got a nasty case of food poisoning from eating a gross dish called the Appetizer.
Squidward: (SHUDDERS) YUCK! That dish was so disgusting!
Nico: No kidding.
Squidward: I get that Lincoln's sick. But why's he muscular at the moment?
Puff: Because in his muscular state, Lincoln's immune system is strong. Besides, considering the other baddies that show up during missions, we can't afford to be without him!
Me: And his Harem wouldn't be the same without him on a mission.
Squidward: Oh man. I'm sorry that happened to you guys.
Me: That chef there was an absolute walking pigsty. Literally.
Lori: That is literally putting it mildly.
Lily: Yeah no kidding.
Me: We were heading over to the Krusty Krab to get some Krabby Patties for Lincoln and everyone so they can get better.
Nico: You want to come with us?
Squidward: I'll be right down. [slips on the paintbrushes and falls downstairs, bursting a pipe]
We went in!
Me: Oh man! Squidward are you okay?
Squidward: I'll be all right.
Lana: I got this.
Lana went and fixed his pipe.
Squidward: Thanks Lana. [looks at watch] Oh, great. Now I'm late for work.
Me: Lets get over there then.
We were off to the Krusty Krab.
RD Lincoln: You guys still got me.
May: No offense, RD Lincoln. But Prime Lincoln's irreplaceable.
RD Lincoln: None taken but true.
Nico: Yeah.
We arrived.
Nico: GOOD AFTERNOON KRUSTY CREW!
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy lads!
Laney: Ahoy Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln: Ahoy there.
Mr. Krabs: Man Lincoln you look worse than an eel in a lava pit.
Bonz: Mr. Krabs, don't you remember earlier? Lincoln got nasty food poisoning.
Mr. Krabs: Yes I know lads but I didn't think Lincoln would be this sick to go muscular.
Nico: Yeah it was bad. But we don't have any option.
Laney: Maria, Carol, Carmen and the Barrel Twins are looking out for Liam, Zach, Stella and Rusty for us.
Master Frown: (to Squidward) I get the feeling that something related to you is about to happen. Something big.
Squidward: I have that same feeling too.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: I hope it has something to do with a failed attempt to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Plankton: That would be nice.
Abra Kadabra: (sees what appears to be another Squidward walking outside) That's odd. Another Squidward is outside.
We looked and we saw nothing.
Me: I don't see anything.
Nico: I hope you're not seeing things.
Abra Kadabra: No I saw another Squidward.
But then!
[a volcano erupts]
Nat: Mount Bikini Bottom's erupting!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lloyd: Cool.
Scooter: Look, the roof! [lava and fire is burning down the Krusty Krab, and everyone runs around screaming]
Nico: OH NO!
Skarr: Are you guys getting a case of deja vu?
Lily: I am!
Lily and Oceanus Shenron and Nico fired waves of water and ice and put out the fires!
Lily: This is exactly like what happened when Squidward went crazy!
Qin: I remember hearing about that! That was nuts!
Tala: The other Squidward Abra Kadabra saw must have caused this!
Nico: You were right Abra Kadabra!
Lily: And I know how we have to save the town! We have to sacrifice him to the volcano!
Nico: This is gonna be good!
Lily spun around and she had tribal war paint on!
Kevin Levin: In my opinion, Mount Etna was more volcanic.
Nico: Agreed.
Eli: Shall we do the entrance boss?
Yenaldoshi: First, we have to put out the fires in our way.
Nico: We don't have Maria with us. So, we'll just have to make due with what we have!
Oceanus Shenron: Leave that to me. I am the Dragon of Water and Wind after all.
Oceanus put out all the fires with her water and I was absorbing the fire as well.
The fires were all put out.
Yondu: Okay. That's the last of them!
Nico: Next we got to find the Evil Squidward.
Eli: Lets see here.
Eli concentrated and used the Force and he found him right in front of the volcano hiding behind a rock!
Eli: He's hiding behind that rock in front of the volcano!
Nico: Figures.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Good.
Harpymon came back.
RD Carol: Time for entrance. Good thing you guys still have me.
Nico: Yep Lets go.
We went at the Evil Squidward.
Evil Squidward was laughing malevolently. But then the spirits of Magic, Monsters, Digimon and the Megaforce Rangers appeared and smashed him all over the place and then converged and then…
DIVINE MERMAID SINGING
Massive waves of water exploded out and then mermaids came out and then we came in surfing and then we landed.
Me: Stupid Squidward!
Evil Squidward: YOU FREAKS RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU MORONS PAY!
Laney: You are a miserable big nosed freak!
Nico: Now, count up your sins, asshole!
Evil Squidward: My only sins are living in this town!
Nico: (in realization) Um, I didn't expect you to reply to that. It just came out.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (facepalms) You know what? Let's just start beating him up!
Me: W reference?
Nico: Yes.
Then Titanium Toenail, Brass Knuckles, Electropede, Gameface, Dumbelltron, Loki, Whirlin, Whiger, Ryugu Tamatebacco and Count Nocturne appeared.
Nico: Titanium Toenail, Brass Knuckles, Electropede, Gameface, Dumbelltron, Loki, Whirlin, Whiger, Ryugu Tamatebacco and Count Nocturne..
Brass Knuckles: Not the same without Maria, huh?
William: No, it isn't.
Titanium Toenail: At least she's not sick.
Gameface: That's a good thing, right?
Nico: True.
Count Nocturne: (to Nico) We heard you fought Count Dooku.
Nico: We sure did.
Electropede: He's gonna be an excellent recruit.
Me: Yes he is.
Then Face Stealer appeared for another round.
Face Stealer: (to the Rangers) You guys have had battles near volcanoes before, right?
Jason Lee Scott: Yes we have.
Me: Many times actually.
We got the usual battles underway.
Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tahu, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles - My Dream Rescue
Brass Knuckles was first.
Brass Knuckles: (to Jack Atlas) It's good that J.D. kicked the Digimon Emperor's butt in Nico's dream. (confused) But I thought Nico already moved past the Digimon Emperor's crimes.
Jack Atlas: Guess there's still some lingering demons still in Nico.
Carly Atlas: Yeah he must still have some past demons in him.
Sunset Shimmer: Hopefully that they are gone now.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah lets hope they are.
Sunburn: Me too. What that monster did was awful.
Tahu: Yeah no kidding there.
Tempest Shadow: The Digimon Emperor has no honor at all.
Brass Knuckles: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Chazz Princeton, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ojamas, Onua, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail - Nico's Rescue
Titanium Toenail was next.
Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) It's good that Nico went to a breakfast planet on his rescue today. Just in case he missed breakfast.
Chazz: That was a really awesome sight seeing a breakfast planet.
Pinkie Pie: Boy it sure was cool!.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was cool to see a planet like that.
Sprocket: It sure is cool.
Ojama Green: Yeah it was.
Onua: We all thought so too.
Titanium Toenail: I think it's cool too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, fire, lightning and energy and gears and smashed him down.
Margo (Loud House), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lewa, Rotwood and Brad Morton VS Gameface - Count Dooku Arrested
Gameface was next.
Gameface: (to Margo) Nico and the others did a good job arresting Dooku. He's gonna be a great addition to our family.
Margo: He sure will be an awesome addition. And he really put up a great fight in many of our adventures.
Rainbow Dash: He sure did and he was awesome.
Scootaloo: Yeah he sure was cool.
Whirlwind: I agree there as well.
Lewa: Dooku may have caused numerous problems during the war but he did put up a good fight.
Gameface: Indeed there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, air and lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Marceline the Vampire Queen, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kopaka, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturne - Lincoln's Rescue
Count Nocturn was next.
Count Nocturne: (to Marceline) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Dracula Untold movie. How was it?
Marceline: It was really awesome and amazing.
Princess Luna: One of the most amazing vampire hunting rescues ever.
Moondust: It sure was cool.
Snowdrop: It sure was awesome.
Gari: Yeah it sure was awesome taking down some evil vampires.
Blackout: It sure was cool. And awesome to take down bad vampires too.
Kopaka: And demons too.
Count Nocturne: That is so cool and awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Paula (Loud House), Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gali, RD Lincoln, and Bubble Man VS Electropede - Meeting an Arcana Force VI - The Lovers Gene-Slammer
Electropede was next.
Electropede: (to Paula) I heard you guys met an Arcana Force VI - The Lovers Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Paula: Her name is Penelope Harrisburg and she is really awesome and is a powerful psychic too.
Rarity: Oh she is really amazing there darlings. She has amazing skills and powers.
Sweetie Belle: And she busted a dangerous monster too.
FLASHBACK
Penelope Harrisburg: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Penelope, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Penelope Harrisburg: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Penelope, how did you stop an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac that was terrorizing the country for years and stopped him from getting to the Loud House as he was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic?
Penelope Harrisburg: You're not going to like it one bit. As I was walking through Franklin Avenue, I had a vision of an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac who was laughing like a totally screwed up lunatic and he was about to get into The Loud House and kill everyone inside. I rushed on over, and I tied that lunatic up with really strong vines, and when Lincoln and the others came outside, I told Lincoln to call the cops, and they arrived and cuffed the homicidal maniac. When the cops saw the homicidal maniac I captured, they were surprised: the person I captured was Noah Greyson, and from what I heard about him and from his criminal history, he's an incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac who laughs like a totally screwed up lunatic who's been terrorizing the country for years by breaking into many houses and killing everyone inside them. The cops took him away, and after that, he was tried and convicted, and ultimately, he was found guilty of his crimes, and he was sentenced to death by lethal injection in San Quentin. The next day, as soon as they put the needle in him, he was executed for his crimes.
We were horrified, but we also cheered for what Penelope Harrisburg did.
Me: Damn, this guy sure is one fucked-up lunatic, and I've heard about Noah Greyson, he's one of the most incredibly dangerous and insane homicidal maniacs in the country, and some of the cops in Colorado, along with Dad, have been after this sicko for years, but he's constantly gotten away.
Nico: Sheesh, and I know it's really serious if your dad and some of the cops in Colorado were also after that insane psychopath.
Lincoln: You said it, and thanks to what Penelope did, Noah Greyson paid the price for all those he's murdered, and now, he's in Hell for all eternity for what he's done.
Eli: What a sicko.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Electropede: OH MY GOODNESS! That guy was a monster! He deserved to be destroyed for his crimes.
Gill Grunt: He sure did. He had it coming for a long time.
Gali: I agree there. What a monster.
Electropede: No kidding! Thank goodness he is dead. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Mera of Atlantis, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Pohatu, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - Lincoln and his friends all getting food poisoning
Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) Lincoln and his friends got really sick. And that really cost you guys some members for today.
Mera of Atlantis: It did but at least they'll be better in a couple of days.
Fluttershy: I agree there. Poor Linky. He and his friends got a bad case of food illness by a bad cook.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah what a slob and a freak.
Stealth Elf: That restaurant was a literal pigsty.
Pohatu: It sure was gross.
Squidward: Run by a bunch of moronic imbeciles.
Ryugu tamatebacco: Yeah what a gross place. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Ben 10,000, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Takanuva, Major Dr. Ghastly, and Skarr vs Dumbbeltron - Roxy's 2nd Ambassador Mission
Dumbelltron was next.
Dumbbelltron: (to Ben 10,000) I heard today was Roxy's 2nd Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Ben 10,000: It was really cool! Roxy got her own Decade Kamen Rider form and it was so awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Cozy Glow: She really had a lot of fun on this one too.
Hex: Yeah that was so awesome and she kicked those monsters all over.
Takanuva: Wow no kidding! It was great!
Dumbbelltron: Wow! And I head that Misa from Wizard is in the M.O.E. Now. She'll be a great addition to the team. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, bones and elements and smashed him down.
May, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Princess Cadance, Kevin Levin and N VS Loki - Squidward's Dark Side returning
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) I can't believe Squidward's Dark Side has returned. And that he finished what he started!
May: Yeah that big nosed freak just never will take a hint!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah what a jerk! That miserable freak just won't learn.
Starshine Sparkle: He deserves to be thrown into the volcano.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah no kidding! He is the true moron!
Spyro: And he is a bad neighbor!
Princess Cadance: He deserves to be destroyed.
Loki: Big time there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, ice and lightning and smashed him down.
Dante Vale, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Lok, Sophie, Zhalia, J.D. Knudson, Yondu and Nebula VS Whiger - Nico having a horrible nightmare
Whiger was next.
Whiger: (to Dante) Damn, Nico had a horrible nightmare. Good thing J.D. helped him out.
Dante Vale: Those Dreamwalker powers he has are really amazing too.
Applejack: They sure are amazing.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure are cool and amazing.
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding there. That is really cool.
Lok: I agree there. That is awesome.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I agree there and being a dreamwalker must be amazing.
Zhalia: It sure is.
Me: I think it's amazing too.
Whiger: Yeah it sure is cool! Lets do it!
We fired waves of apples, rock, crystal, earth and elements and smashed him down.
Linka (Captain Planet), Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Aquaman, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin - Lincoln and his friends all getting food poisoning
Whirlin was next.
Whirlin: (to Linka) I can't believe Lincoln and his friends got food poisoning. (growls) And all because of that dumbass cook!
Linka: (Russian Accent) That's why restaurants have very strict health codes.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. What a slob.
Amber Morning: That guy really needs to have a better life. He was a slob on steroids.
Spotlight: Big time.
Aquaman: Yeah what a clod.
Whirlin: He should not have been allowed to handle food. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind and light and smashed him down.
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Why was Squidward always so miserable all the time?
Fiona Hernandez: Well 3 things. 1: He hates SpongeBob and Patrick and everyone in Bikini Bottom, 2: He hates his job and Mr. Krabs and no one will ever acknowledge his artwork, music, cooking and talents and 3: everyone in town treated him like the plague because of how miserable he was all the time.
Himiko Toga: Man what a jerk! He really hated everything and everyone didn't he?
Apple Bloom: He sure did and what really tipped him over the edge was the Volcano erupting.
Sweetie Belle: He really hated SpongeBob and Patrick before didn't he?
Scootaloo: What an absolutely miserable soul.
Diamond Tiara: Also another factor was that his lifelong rival Squilliam Fancyson was better than him in everything he was going to do.
Silver Spoon: Yeah no kidding. Squidward was always treated like an absolute failure and the volcano here erupted was the breaking point for him.
Misty Tredwell: It's what lead him to becoming worse than ever and him being in the Coalition of the Cobra years ago.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That was crazy. I don't know if I should feel sorry for him or hate the evil Squidward more or both. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: Why does Squidward hate his job at the Krusty Krab?
Marie Hernandez: I think that one was pretty obvious. He hated his job because Mr. Krabs wasn't paying him anything at all! But that was before he was sent to prison and reformed.
Ibara Shiozaki: Mr. Krabs was ruining his life and making it more and more miserable.
Frozen Fright: Yeah and to add fuel to the fire he hired SpongeBob which drove him further and further into misery.
Thunder Terror: No kidding there.
Magma Gloom: Yeah that was crazy.
Toxic Horror: Yeah no kidding there.
Louie PoisonSea: What happened to Squidward was terrible.
Weddinmon: Boy it sure was. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: What caused Squidward to be sent to the looney bin?
Nicole Hernandez: Well what really made a lot of the citizens angry with him was during the eruption of Mount Bikini Bottom. He called the people a bunch of idiots and a bunch of horrible names and more. But also he hurt SpongeBob and Patrick REALLY bad with a bunch of hard and excruciatingly painful sports games that landed them in the hospital.
Star Swirl: Ouch! That must've been painful.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye that must've hurt bad.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I agree there too as well.
Mistmane: Yeah that was awful.
Flash Magnus: Yeah what Squidward did back then really was low.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah no kidding there.
Gusty the Great: After what he did on Fathers Day 2 years ago, Squidward became one of the most hated creatures in Bikini Bottom.
Clover the Clever: Yeah no kidding! What he did back then to Nico showed that he was pure evil. But not anymore.
Carly Atlas: Thank goodness for that too. What a miserable nutcase.
Marcel: No kidding. Evil Squidward being sacrificed to a volcano will be very fitting for him. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung
Su Yung was next.
Su Yung: Didn't this also happen to you all on Land too?
Natasha Hernandez: It sure did and this was a really strong sense of deja-vu. The Loud Kids had a really rotten and miserable neighbor that was in every way like Squidward and he was just as miserable. We had a volcano erupt on land in the middle of the city and Lily told us how we had to stop it.
Princess Celestia: Learning from past experiences she used something like a giant cork and plugged the volcano.
Princess Luna: That was really awesome too.
Princess Cadance: Yeah it sure was awesome to see.
Minuette: It sure was cool. But that neighbor of the Louds hates them with a vengeance.
Twinkleshine: He needs a massive attitude adjustment or history is going to repeat itself.
Lemon Hearts: And that's the last thing that people want.
Moondancer: Yeah no kidding. That was horrible.
Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah what a jerk.
Sunset Shimmer: The last thing we want is for another version of evil Squidward and everyone attacking us.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that would not be a good thing too.
Brittney: No it sure wouldn't. What Squidward did back then was horrible.
Misty Tredwell: Because of his misery he wound up becoming the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom.
Su Yung: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.
Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao
Admiral Zhao was next.
Admiral Zhao: I'm surprised Squidward didn't snap and tried to kill SpongeBob and Patrick and everyone he hated back then.
Catherine Iroh: No kidding! Squidward was beyond a shadow of a doubt the most miserable person in all of Bikini Bottom back then and it's the reason why Mount Bikini Bottom erupted then and it erupted now.
Layla MacKenzie: That is crazy. Squidward must've been one miserable guy back then.
Sakura Avalon: Yeah he was. He was so miserable that he didn't care about anyone.
Madison Taylor: His heart was just as empty as his soul.
Chelsea: Yeah no kidding. He was really empty.
Rita (Cardcaptors): What a soulless guy.
Nikki: Yeah he had no love at all.
Li: Just like someone I know that follows me like a lovesick puppy.
Kero: Meilin right?
Li: Yeah.
Yue (Cardcaptors): When she comes onto the team soon she is definitely getting an attitude adjustment.
Carly Atlas: Yeah Meilin from what we heard has a lot of problems.
Misty Tredwell: She loves doing things the hard and fast way doesn't she? And she thinks everything is a contest.
Admiral Zhao: What a crazy girl. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou
LeFou was next.
LeFou: What was the restaurant you all saw like?
Himiko Toga: It was a total dump! The food was disgusting and the chef was a total slob and pig.
Princess Platinum: Yeah he gives all great restaurant lovers everywhere a bad name.
Commander Hurricane: Yeah what a pig and a slob.
Chancellor Puddinghead: Lynn's Table is a much better restaurant than that dump.
Smart Cookie: Yeah that restaurant was an absolute dump and a slop pail.
Private Pansy: Yeah and Lincoln and friends all got sick from just one dish. The Appetizer.
Clover the Clever: What a disgusting dish. Actually I would call that more like a crime against nature.
Penance: Me too.
LeFou: Yeah no kidding. That place was a dump. Ruby and Sapphire giving it a big smelly toes down is perfect. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.
Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire
Sunfire was next.
Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) That chef at that restaurant was really the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea?
Rhonda Monroe: That's what Mr. Krabs said. But yeah from what we saw back there he really was the head chef of that disgusting ship.
Sunny Starscout: And from the looks of things he didn't know anything about cooking at all.
Izzy Moonbow: Yeah no kidding and Lynn Sr., Mary Knudson and many of us are much better chefs than him.
Hitch Trailblazer: I agree there. They are much better chefs. So is Mung and Chowder.
Pipp Petals: That slob chef gives all chefs everywhere a bad name.
Sunfire: What was his name?
Rhonda Monroe: His name was Daniel Stinky Putrid.
Zipp Storm: That is a repulsive name.
Himiko Toga: Yeah no kidding! He was gross and disgusting.
Diamond Tiara: How they let a gross and disgusting chef like him become a chef in the first place is beyond me.
Cozy Glow: What a gross freak.
Sunfire: You said it. YUCK! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.
Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.
Abacus Cinch was next.
Abacus Cinch: To be honest I am a good food lover myself but I have a much more exquisite and luxurious love for elegant food. But after what Daniel Stinky Putrid did at that restaurant I would never eat anything he eats.
Irena Malkovich: Me neither! And I have a feeling that Daniel is now the most hated chef ever. Also he was not very smart at all. He looked like he was a dumb and stupid moron. From what we saw it looked like he had an IQ of -5.
Indigo Zap: That would make his as dumb as Billy. No wonder he didn't know anything.
Lemon Zest: How they let a guy like him be a cook is beyond me.
Sunny Flare: Yeah he looked like someone that should work in a prison cafeteria.
Sugarcoat: That is a more logical assumption.
Sour Sweet: He should have never been allow to touch food at all.
Frosty Orange: No kidding. What a disgusting chef. I wonder what happened to him now?
On land it showed that Daniel Stinky Putrid was now homeless and living in a cardboard box trying to get change from passerby.
Daniel Stinky Putrid: Spare change? Spare change, ma'am?
KARMA REALLY BIT HIM IN THE BUTT BIG TIME
Back in the fight.
Twilight Sparkle: Probably best not to think about it.
Princess Cadance: Yeah he had it coming.
Flurry Heart: I'll say. He's not worth anyone's time now.
Abacus Cinch: I agree there too. Lets do it.
They fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed her down.
Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.
Witchfire was next.
Witchfire: Sorry that Lincoln and his friends all got sick. That place was a living cesspool.
Shinoa Hiragi: It sure was. But I'm glad it was destroyed.
Me: And we burned it into ashes.
Britany Gresh: That chef gives all cooks everywhere a bad name and I'm a cook myself.
Witchfire: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
We fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal
Kru'll the Eternal was next.
Kru'll the Eternal: I have a feeling that chef is living a miserable life now after what he did.
Logan White: Me too. What he did shows that he loved to be gross.
Tyranno Hassleberry: Yeah no kidding. What a slob and a gross freak.
Aylene Carter: No kidding. He makes all chefs everywhere look like a joke.
Littlefoot: No kidding. After what he did I wouldn't touch that guy's food with a 10 foot pole.
Cera: Me neither. What a pig.
Ducky: Oh yes yes yes. What a pig.
Petrie: Me think he gross.
Spike: Yeah.
Kru'll the Eternal: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria 2, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine
Baddie Undine was next.
Baddie Undine: In all honesty I don't know what that restaurant and the culinary world was thinking letting a monster like him be a chef.
Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) I agree there myself. They need to run extremely thorough background checks on people like him to make sure they don't pose health concerns.
Bai Tza: I agree there too.
Maria 2: That is not a bad idea there.
Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding. Then maybe the food wouldn't taste bad too.
Genki: I agree there.
Holly: Same with me.
Baddie Undine: Yeah what a slob. Lets Do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed her down.
Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)
Morpho was next.
Morpho: Has there ever been an incident like what happened with Lincoln at the Krusty Krab?
Laura Wynn: As a matter of fact yes. There was this one time Lily told us where a very famous food critic came to the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob and Lily were nervous as hell. They had the 1,000-Yard Stare. And the critic that came in was Gene Scallop. He looked so much like famous movie, book, TV and entertainment critic Gene Shalit and he loved the food at the Krusty Krab so much that EVERYONE loved it too because of how SpongeBob and Lily cooked. Mr. Krabs turned the restaurant into the Krusty Sponge and everyone loved all the SpongeBob merchandise and all that.
Morpho: Sounds like a lot of people loved it.
Laura Wynn: Oh they sure did. But it all went south when Mr. Krabs started selling SPONGY Patties. They looked like Krabby Patties. But they were yellow and tainted. He poisoned lots of people that got really sick from food poisoning. He was about to go to prison but the judge was a big fan of both SpongeBob and Lily. Lily made a Shadow Clone and took him around the track for fun. Had the best fun ever.
Crysta: That was really cool.
Laney: It sure was. Lily had a great time on that.
Ren: She sure did there.
Tula: And it was really fun too.
Ioz: I agree there everyone.
Niddler: It sure was fun.
Morpho: Glad she and SpongeBob are revered too. LEts do it!
They fired waves of magic and leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.
Olivia Gansley the Bistro Butcher Gene-Slammer, Eli, Mary Knudson, Laney and Lana VS Le Spatula 3000.
Le Spatula 3000 was next.
Le Spatula 3000: (French Accent) I heard that Lincoln and his friends went to a disgusting sloppy restaurant called ze Pig Hut. That must've been a gross one.
Olivia Gansley: It sure was! The grossest ever! It made Lincoln and his friends sick as dogs from food poisoning.
Eli: Yeah it was disgusting!
Mary Knudson: No kidding there! Ruby and Sapphire Salazar gave that restaurant 2 ugly smelly toes down.
Laney: That restaurant was closed down immediately because of that chef and it was demolished and burned.
Lana: Good riddance. But I still liked the food there.
Le Spatula 3000: You have one interesting food menu there mademoiselle Lana.
Olivia Gansley: Have you decided on apologizing to SpongeBob yet for your attitude?
Le Spatula 3000: After some thoughts I'm still working on it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Omaima Lexington the Blue Whale Gene-Slammer, Sirius, Himiko Toga, Bai Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Luna Loud, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket VS Honest John and Gideon
Honest John and Gideon were next.
Honest John: What was the worst thing that Mr. Krabs ever did?
Omaima Lexington: Oh gosh there are so many things he did. And he went to jail for all of it. (LOUD FART) (BUBBLES FLOAT) Oops sorry. When we're underwater my farts become bubbles. (LOUD FART) (BUBBLES FLOAT) Pardon me.
Honest John: No worries.
Omaima Lexington: But here is what he did. (LOUD FART) (BUBBLES FLOAT) Excuse me.
She went over Mr Krabs history as well as the acts he did.
Eugene Harold Krabs (b. November 30, 1942), mostly known as Mr. Krabs, is a major character in Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants franchise. He is the money-obsessed founder of the Krusty Krab and just like Spongebob, he is business rivals with Plankton.
Although he is one of the series protagonists, Mr. Krabs is frequently known for having a villainous side throughout the series' run, and can even be seen as the main antagonist in several episodes. He has been shown mistreating his employees as slaves and using them for personal and financial gain, serving no consideration for almost anyone (including his own daughter) unless money is involved, and is even shown to show absolutely no respect for Plankton even at his most harmless, even if it means driving him to suicide for his own amusement. Those continuous traits overtime serve him as an antagonistic or yet, an outright villainous character on multiple occasions. In fairness, however, his cheapness is all to blame for which as he deep down does care about SpongeBob, and his daughter Pearl at heart.
In the films, he is a major character in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the central antagonist-turned-anti-hero in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water, and the tritagonist in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run.
He is voiced by Clancy Brown, who also played Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption, Viking Lofgren in Bad Boys, the Kurgan in the Highlander film franchise, Lex Luthor in the DCAU and other DC animated works, Mr Freeze in The Batman, Uka Uka and Dr. Neo Cortex in the Crash Bandicoot franchise, Hades in God of War III, Trident, Undertow, and Parallax in Green Lantern, Baron Praxis in Jak II, Taskmaster in Ultimate Spider-Man, Rahzar in the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesseries, Gunmar in Tales of Arcadia, Ray Schoonover in Marvel's Daredevil, and Surtur in Thor: Ragnarok. While in a few video games, he is voiced by Joe Whyte and Bob Joles. In SpongeBob SquarePants: Typing, he is voiced by Patrick Pinney. In the Broadway musical adaptation, he was portrayed by Brian Ray Norris.
Since the beginning of the series, Mr. Krabs' overall characterization has become more and more negative. Sometimes, he becomes the villain in some episodes of the show, with Mr. Krabs being just as bad as, if not worse than, Plankton himself.
Although he has moral standards and being a reasonable father figure for SpongeBob at best despite his greedy and recurring antagonistic behavior, the Post-First Movie Seasons utterly removed it all in favor of more out of character moments where he's much more villainous. Subsequently, this turned him into a full-blown Protagonist Villain who proved time and time again more detestable than Plankton in his worst episodes.
Even prior to controversial Post-First Movie Seasons, Mr. Krabs does has fair records of villainous and antagonistic acts, notably his recurring tendency to exploit his employees and even exhibits unnecessary sadism towards Plankton upon the latter's defeat. Krab's most prominent antagonistic role, as well as only instance where he truly came close to, if not outright crossing Moral Event Horizon without the franchise's degradation, is Jellyfish Hunter (where he abuses captured jellyfish in favor of producing as much jellyfish jelly as he can and nearly eradicate them all had the blue jellyfish save the day by exposing his crime on SpongeBob). He was also willing to harm SpongeBob for attempting to foil his scheme.
Other examples include trying to kill Squidward so that he could make money from his art, trying to con Patrick out of his coupon, and several other crimes. As with most characters, however, his morality depends on who is in-charge of writing the episode. One should also note that while it doesn't excuse his actions, he did try to convince Squidward to leave, so he wouldn't have to resort to murdering him.
A hideous and demonic version of Mr. Krabs that appeared for one second in the episode "Jellyfish Hunter", and now is seen frequently in videos on the internet is called Moar Krabs.
Eugene Harold Krabs was born on November 30, 1942, being born with the blood of a pirate to Victor and Betsy Krabs and grew up from humble beginnings. He was bullied, mistreated and ostracised at school for being poor and ironically his only friend was Sheldon J. Plankton, who is to be his arch-nemesis. At some point during his youth he was sent to live with his grandfather, Redbeard the pirate, who mostly taught and raised him. During his preteen years, he took over the family ship, the Krusty Krab. However, he realized he was not making a profit, so he decided to run away with his grandfather's last words haunting him, "A pirate never lies". He then joined the Pacific Navy. Krabs earned the nickname Armor Abs Krabs, and the title of being the manliest of the crew. His shipmates were Torpedo Belly, Mutton Chop, Iron Eye, and Lockjaw Jones. Krabs's manhood began after the war, where he was secluded in the deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab", which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty", thus making it the Krusty Krab after his pirate ship. He decided to go into business, selling his family's Krabby Patty burgers. The Krusty Krab was extremely successful from the beginning, and has for years stood as Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery. Said success resulted in Krabs becoming greedier over time.
At some point of his life, he was the head chef of the S.S. Diarrhea and cleaned the bathrooms on the S.S. Gourmet. Krabs's arch business rival is his one-time friend Plankton, who owns a restaurant called the Chum Bucket literally right across the street from the Krusty Krab. Plankton, a mad scientist and a technological and scientific genius, constantly attempts to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, frequently using his various robots and other creations. This, along with bitterness that stems from their former friendship, resulted in them competing with each other for several decades.
Occasionally, Plankton uses other tactics besides stealing the formula in order to hinder Krabs and attract customers to him. However, all of Plankton's schemes are doomed to fail, and are constantly thwarted by Krabs, with help from SpongeBob, Patrick, and other allies with some being undone by Plankton's shortcomings. On multiple occasions, Plankton states that he has never had a single customer (however, in some recent episodes, such as "Chum Caverns", Plankton's plots do give him brief success).
In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr. Krabs opens The Krusty Krab 2, right next door to the original Krusty Krab. He chooses Squidward to manage the restaurant despite his poor treatment of customers, much to SpongeBob's dismay. However, at the end of the movie, (after SpongeBob saves Bikini Bottom and Krabs's life), he is appointed new manager of the Krusty Krab 2. In "Squilliam Returns", Krabs works as the chef in Squidward's fancy new version of the Krusty Krab, but is apparently a terrible cook, creating a disgusting and freakish "appetizer", which eventually comes to life and begins attacking the restaurant's patrons. Even though he weighs 5 ounces, in one of the episodes he says he only put on a couple of pounds.
Before he established the restaurant, he tried to open a business along with his former best friend, Plankton. Their first customer was Old Man Jenkins, which their burger poisoned. Plankton and Krabs blamed each other and fought over the recipe, resulting with ingredients dropped into the meat, which became the Krabby Patty. At the end, Plankton only got one ingredient: Chum.
Krabs was a Navy cadet for some time and retired to running a business again. He bought a retirement home named the Rusty Krab and made it a restaurant. Currently, he has two employees: one loyal and hardworking and the other who does not care about his job and sleeps during his shifts. Occasionally, he would have extra employees to boost his success often being better without them in the end because they either aren't as loyal as SpongeBob, or even lazier than Squidward. Less often, he works for someone else or had another business. Sometimes, he leaves either SpongeBob or Squidward in-charge when he isn't around.
In some episodes such as "Culture Shock" and "Squirrel Jokes", he provided entertainment to the customers. Other businesses that he owned include the Pretty Patties restaurant and the Kuddly Krab, which were not successful in the end. In The Krabby Kronicle, he was the editor-in-chief of the newspaper that he used to advertise the Krusty Krab. However, him forcing SpongeBob to write lies about the citizens of meant forced him to stop publishing them. During Squilliam Returns, he served as the chef for the "five star restaurant" that Squidward "owned" with him letting Squidward use his restaurant as he hated Squilliam almost as much. He looked for a job when he was looking for something to do which led him to become the dishwasher in "Selling Out".
Some restaurants or businesses that he owned were a reformed version of the original Krusty Krab, a separate store, or a different idea. Some changes of the Krusty Krab turned the restaurant into others like the Kuddly Krab, 5 Star Krusty Krab, Krabby O'Monday's and The Krusty Sponge. Separate restaurants include the Pretty Patties Store and Krusty Krab 2. New ideas were made such as hotels like Krusty Towers Hotel.
Villainous Acts
Mr. Krabs had an extremely prevalent villainous acts and plays a recurring villainous role due to his greed mostly because he's the villain side in conning and criminality as well as committing illegal misdemeanors and felonies at occasions. When it comes to his business rival, Plankton, their rivalry corrupted Mr. Krabs to the point where he takes pure joy in Plankton's suffering and refuses to let him have any form of happiness or even a single customer. He goes as far as being the aggressor without Plankton even plotting to steal the formula. He even breaks boundaries Plankton doesn't.
Mr. Krabs often couldn't care less about his employees, treating them as if he owned them. He breaks several worker's rights laws as if they are nonexistent to him, leading to even free labor at times. He'll bill his employees instead of giving them their paychecks ("Squid on Strike" and "Big Pink Loser"), have them replaced when they go on strike ("Squid on Strike"), pay them with fake money ("One Coarse Meal"), make them work 24 hours a day for over a month ("Graveyard Shift" and "Fear of a Krabby Patty"), hunt them down to drag them into work early, put them in bad working conditions ("Fear of a Krabby Patty"), claim their prize money as his own ("Lame and Fortune" and almost in "Krusty Krushers"), steal their tips ("Krusty Krab Talent Show"), force them into labor even outside of work ("Sanitation Insanity"), and force them to do his sentences while he relaxes and later takes credit ("Sanitation Insanity"). He especially abuses SpongeBob's kindness, loyalty, and obliviousness, which almost always succeeds.
His cheap nature also makes him put a price on everything if it means he'll make at least one penny. This includes ridiculous things such as napkins ("Imitation Krabs") and using the bathroom ("SpongeBob You're Fired"). He even makes his employees pay extra for his various scams, such as when he pretended to be an automatic voice message just to make SpongeBob put another coin in the phone booth ("Spongicus"). One of his most cheap actions was when he made his customers pay a dollar for every step they took ("Kracked Krabs").
His lust for money even forces himself to actually steal money. An obvious example being when he used Gary to steal coins from civilians ("The Cent of Money"). He'll even steal the property of others so he won't have to spend any money ("Life of Crime," "Growth Spout," and "Hello Bikini Bottom!"). He'll also steal for his own profit ("The Smoking Peanut" and "The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom").
SEASON 1
Help Wanted: He and Squidward get rid of SpongeBob by tricking him into buying hydrodynamic spatula from Barg'N-Mart, but he actually buy it for real and saved both from the anchovies. After that, he rewarded SpongeBob by hired him as a fry cook.
Pizza Delivery: He antagonized Squidward by making him deliver the Krusty Krab Pizza with SpongeBob. This is also a labor law violation because it was closing time before the pizza order even began. Furthermore, he likely made them continue working right afterwards despite the delivery taking all night.
Pickles: It is revealed that the Krusty Krab has a refund policy, but Mr. Krabs had it written very small on the sign that it was almost impossible to see. Despite losing $2 from the refund, he takes it out of SpongeBob's paycheck.
Squeaky Boots: He took SpongeBob's boots away from him, because of the squeaky noise. The squeaky noise hallucination forced him to tell the truth (similar to the Narrator of "The Tell-Tale Heart"), and he did so. He then went insane and started eating the boots to make sure all the squeaking noise doesn't come back to annoy him. At the end of the episode, he got the hiccups sounding exactly like the squeaky noise of the boots, much to his dismay.
Culture Shock: He charged his customers to throw food at Squidward.
Karate Choppers: He threatened to fire SpongeBob to if he won't stop doing karate (even out of worktime) after he strikes one of the customers thinking he was a disguised Sandy. When he saw SpongeBob get attacked by Sandy (in that moment SpongeBob wasn't doing anything and it was clearly visible) he fires SpongeBob, causing him to cry. He rehired him only after Sandy explained to him that SpongeBob tried to tell her, but she would not listen.
Arrgh!: This is the first episode where Krabs is entirely the main antagonist of an episode. His first notorious deed was he hired Patrick just so he can fire him. Then, he kept harassing SpongeBob and intruded his pineapple house just to keep playing their treasure hunt board game, as SpongeBob is exhausted and wants to go to sleep. During that time, when Fred the fish comes in to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs literally throws him out. The next morning, Mr. Krabs gets SpongeBob and Patrick to be pirates and help him find the Flying Dutchman's treasure. He becomes a tyrannical control freak towards the two, condemning them that they're tired and hungry from the treasure hunt, then makes them sleep on the cold ground while he himself gets a warm tent. The two eventually see that Mr. Krabs was using their gameboard as a map. When they find the treasure, Krabs refuses to share it. SpongeBob and Patrick get fed up with Krabs' greed and fight over the treasure chest, then when the Flying Dutchman gets angry at how loud their arguing is and that they dug up his treasure, Krabs immediately incriminates SpongeBob and Patrick. In a twist of irony, the Dutchman rewards the latter two with actual gold doubloons and only gives plastic to Krabs.
Hooky: He reveals that no one at the Krusty Krab has taken a break "Since the chum famine of 59", and he gets mad at SpongeBob for taking a break. This is illegal, as all employees are entitled to a break. Mr. Krabs and Squidward humiliate SpongeBob in front of Pearl and her friends by "Hooking" his pants and making him take off his underwear. This was to get him to never play on the hooks again.
Neptune's Spatula: After telling SpongeBob he has full confidence that SpongeBob will win the fry cook challenge, Mr. Krabs bets all his money on Neptune winning. However, SpongeBob was declared the winner and Mr. Krabs started crying. SpongeBob, thinking Krabs is crying since the former is being forced by Neptune to move to Atlantis to be a fry cook, tries to assure Krabs he'l miss him too, but instead, Mr. Krabs is crying about losing all the money he bet on King Neptune.
Season 2
Big Pink Loser: Despite Mr. Krabs' nonexistent appearance in this episode, he hires Patrick so he can pay him $50 an hour to work at the Krusty Krab. It is also revealed that SpongeBob had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour when he started working. These actions are obviously illegal and have no given reason besides making more self-profit.
Bubble Buddy: Makes Squidward cater to Bubble Buddy, threatening to make his life miserable otherwise. Later he joins Squidward and everyone else in popping Bubble Buddy because SpongeBob had paid Krabs in (worthless) bubble-money for expensive services and food until they found out he was alive.
Patty Hype: Despite he and Squidward makes fun of SpongeBob's pretty patty ideas, he later takes over SpongeBob's Pretty Patties stand so he can earn money to take advantage of its financial success (even though he and Squidward ridiculed SpongeBob earlier about his idea of pretty patties). However, the Pretty Patties turned out to have side effects that angered the customers. After pointing out the Patties added unnatural color to their appearances and demanding refunds, Mr. Krabs then ran away screaming in fear (because he's worried he'll lose his money, not because the crowd is angry at him). The angry mob of color-mutated fish may have caught up on Mr. Krabs and physically beat him up.
Life of Crime: Steals various objects from people and lies to SpongeBob and Patrick about borrowing. The lesson he taught them caused them to fight after a candy bar incident and the lollipop incident (Patrick also accused the policemen).
The Smoking Peanut: Mr. Krabs steals Clamu's pearl and abuses Free Day. SpongeBob believed he was the one who did it, but it was Patrick who became the scapegoat and people threw peanuts at him as revenge. The zookeeper explains Mr. Krabs angered Clamu by stealing her egg (containing a baby clam). Mr. Krabs doesn't apologize, only making up the excuse "But it's Free Day!" and the fish all throw peanuts at him. Off-screen, Mr. Krabs presumably was arrested by the police for petty theft.
Graveyard Shift: Made his employees work 24 hours without a break or hiring extra employees for the night shift (much to Squidward's dismay).
Sailor Mouth: He used foul language along with SpongeBob and Patrick after explaining to them about swearing and was about to punish them by making them paint the restaurant. However, this only began when he stubbed his foot and lost his temper from the pain. He also stole a coin from his mom's pocket when she fainted.
Jellyfish Hunter: Tricks SpongeBob into collecting jellyfish. SpongeBob soon discovers that Mr. Krabs is squeezing jelly out of them so more Jelly Krabby Patties can be made (this even kills off lots of jellyfish up to where the factory resorted to using barrels to store their dead bodies). Unfortunately, the jellyfish became an endangered species because of Mr. Krabs. The jellyfish are set free and sting Mr. Krabs all at once, burning and electrocuting his body. He has no choice but to take jelly off the menu. This is the episode where Moar Krabs meme begins.
Krusty Love: He puts SpongeBob in charge of his money on his date with Mrs. Puff so that he does not end up spending it all, yet demands SpongeBob to buy several increasingly unnecessary items for her before they even leave her house to go to the park, and still getting mad at SpongeBob just for doing what he was told. Eventually, SpongeBob loses his temper and gives Mr. Krabs a verbal scolding before walking off in a huff.
The Fry Cook Games: He and Plankton turn SpongeBob and Patrick against each other by making them compete in the Frycook games and even make them fight each other.
Squid on Strike: He refuses to pay his employees and instead makes them pay him for reasons as ridiculous as breathing and existing. Forcefully charges his employees for their "slacking", even though the stuff they did on the slacking list were needed to do their jobs (such as existing, talking, standing) and fired both of them. After SpongeBob destroyed the Krusty Krab in revenge, Mr. Krabs forces him and Squidward to pay for the damages by working for him "FOREVER". The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Squidward still working even after they've been reduced to skeletons.
Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm: When Sandy said she would catch the worm if they're willing to pay, Mr. Krabs freaks out and says he would rather have the worm eat everyone alive than to get a cent out of him.
Season 3
The Algae's Always Greener: After Plankton and Mr. Krabs switch lives, Mr. Krabs who is stark naked follows Plankton's motive to steal the secret formula.
My Pretty Seahorse: Mr. Krabs tried to get rid of Mystery (in which SpongeBob tries to hide her from him and Squidward). He told SpongeBob about a story about losing a friend (actually a dollar he spent on soda) which inspired SpongeBob to release Mystery into the wild. It should be noted that Mr. Krabs wished for Mystery to be given up as he noticed she was not enjoying her unnatural surroundings and did console SpongeBob when he tearfully gave up Mystery stating he had done the right thing for her. After Mystery does gallop away, Mr. Krabs tries to comfort SpongeBob who is lamenting her (as Krabs is in a good mood about having gotten rid of Mystery), Squidward teases that Mystery managed to eat the Krusty Krabs's cash reserves and therefore Krabs yells at SpongeBob to quickly get her back. The audience can imply that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs never found Mystery since she didn't make another appearance and so Mr. Krabs never recovered the money she ate.
Nasty Patty: Forces SpongeBob to help him make a Nasty Patty by threatening to fire him, because he thought the health inspector in his restaurant was a phony. He along with SpongeBob try to get rid of the "body" which was still alive, getting the health inspector injured more and more.
The Sponge Who Could Fly (Lost Episode): Mr. Krabs along with everyone else in Bikini Bottom took advantage of SpongeBob and his flying pants by making him do their favors.
One Krabs's Trash: Mr. Krabs tries to take back a soda-drinking hat he sold to SpongeBob after hearing about its price. He scares SpongeBob out of it with a paper ghost and defiles a grave to get it back, only to find out it was worthless. He also kills an army of skeloton people who just wanted the hat back.
As Seen on TV: When he sees that the Krusty Krab commercial Squidward set up looks expensive (despite it all being necessary), Mr. Krabs scolds Squidward and angrily fires all the crew members except a clown (who ends up leaving anyway). Despite Squidward's chagrin, He decides to make the commercial using "the cheapest crew in the world" (himself, Squidward, Pearl, and SpongeBob (who has a small background role)), which turns out to be terrible and at a time that no one (except SpongeBob (because of his loyalty)) is awake to watch it.
Can You Spare A Dime?: He is the overarching antagonist of the episode as he accuses Squidward for stealing his first dime, until SpongeBob shakes him. He then accuses Squidward for putting the dime in his pants at the end of the episode.
Wet Painters: Asks SpongeBob and Patrick to paint the walls of his house and messes with them by scaring them into thinking the paint they were using was permanent and tells them if any paint got onto anything but wall, he would chop their butts off. After they get some on his first dollar, he licks it off and confesses his lie and that it comes off with saliva and laughs while the two walk out angrily. He ruins SpongeBob and Patrick's work by laughing about his own joke, causing saliva to hit the walls. It was noted that his first dollar came from his childhood.
Clams: After he got his million dollar, he cheaply invited SpongeBob and Squidward to go clam fishing with him, much to Squidward's dismay. As Squidward was injured, Mr. Krabs couldn't care about that. However, he lost his million dollar and refuse to accept his loss. Because Squidward reluctantly promises to help him get the dollar back, Mr. Krabs told both that they cannot leave until they got him his dollar back. After waiting for a clam to come for days, Squidward initially tricked Mr. Krabs into thinking that they got a million dollar, but Mr. Krabs guesses it. Because of this, he throws away the food, made SpongeBob and Squidward stay in the fishing boat, and holds them hostage to get back his millionth dollar from a giant clam. It gets worse when he refuses to take another dollar Squidward had (he uses them as a bait to lure a clam). He gets his dollar back after trading his body with the clam. It also was first time when Mr. Krabs nearly crossed Moral Event Horizon.
Mid-Life Crustacean: Mr. Krabs goes through a mid-life crisis and does several activities with SpongeBob and Patrick to feel young again. After doing several activities, SpongeBob and Patrick asks him "are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?" Feeling embarrassed, he then says "I'm feeling like a total barnacle-head!" And throws the kids off him. After insulting SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick convinces him to do "The Panty Raid." He then breaks into an unsuspecting victim's house to steal their underwear which he finds out to be his mother, which makes her ground him for the rest of the night.
Born Again Krabs: Tries to sell a rotten Krabby Patty to customers. He gets sick after eating it and is persuaded to be generous by the Flying Dutchman. However, after realizing it wasn't a dream, he steals back toys from children, soda from a customer, stopped another customer from watching free TV, nearly rips someone's arm off for a penny, and trades SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents. Squidward was the one who was horrified that Mr. Krabs would sell SpongeBob's soul, especially when SpongeBob defended Krabs. Luckily, Krabs regretted selling out SpongeBob and disavowed the 62 cents.
Krabby Land: Creates a bogus theme park and masquerades as a clown so he can collect children's money. This brings SpongeBob to tears, and the children beat Mr. Krabs up and take his money after finding out he didn't care one bit about them, only their money. As punishment for his scam, Mr. Krabs gets forced to eat a truckload of lima beans.
Pranks a Lot: Shows SpongeBob and Patrick naked to people in the Krusty Krab. This was to teach him a lesson to never scare people again.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
In the first feature-length movie based on SpongeBob SquarePants, he cons out Mrs. Puff to pay nine dollars for the press conference of the Krusty Krab 2's grand opening, and had Sandy pay an additional dollar for the fact that she is a land creature, making it a rip-off. Despite SpongeBob being a great and most loyal fry cook from day one, he gives the job of manager to Squidward since SpongeBob is "just a kid" (despite it being confirmed that he's an adult) and Squidward is "more mature" than him (even though SpongeBob is his most loyal employee and loves his job unlike Squidward who is shown to be a lazy employee and clearly hates his job) leads to SpongeBob going into developing depression. The next day, after assuming that King Neptune is coming to the Krusty Krab 2 to eat, he changes the cost of a Krabby Patty with cheese from $1 to $101 in an attempt to get more money off of him. His karma is when King Neptune claims that he is only here to retrieve his crown (which Plankton stole and framed Mr. Krabs for) and threatens to kill him once learning that the crown was in the forbidden Shell City. Later, he finally receives the karma he deserves for the many years of mistreating his rival when Plankton finally steals the secret formula and starts selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. Mr. Krabs was forced to watch this while being unable to stop him since he was frozen in place by King Neptune.
Season 4
Fear of a Krabby Patty: Plankton makes Mr. Krabs open Krusty Krab for 24 hours after seeing that Plankton opens the Chum Bucket for 23 hours, but he's unaware that it is part of Plankton's plan, making Squidward upset, and SpongeBob fearing Krabby Patties (although he conquered his fear by sleep). He then works SpongeBob, Squidward, and even himself to near death for 43 restless days straight, not letting any of them even go home and didn't cared if they lacked any sleep because of this. In the end, he decides that 23 hours a day is enough. This is the second time he kept the restaurant open for 24 hours; the first time was in Graveyard Shift. However, unlike in aforementioned episode, he stays at the Krusty Krab with his employees, thus suffering from the same lack of sleep that they do.
The Lost Mattress: When Squidward tells Mr. Krabs he threw away his old mattress, Mr Krabs attacks Squidward and antagonizes him because all his money was in the mattress, which Squidward didn't know.
Krabs vs. Plankton: Mr. Krabs was being negligent by not putting a wet floor sign on the ground, which has the possibility of injury. Being that he is the owner of the Krusty Krab he has a duty of care, but failed to meet with this standard of care. Squidward reveals he hasn't had a day off in over 3 years, which is illegal, as all employees have to have days off throughout the year.
Have You Seen This Snail?: Neglects SpongeBob's depressed state and doesn't even bother to understand him and ask him what's his problem, only to focus on the amount of his tears being dropped onto the patties that the customers are asking for refunds, informing him that working more should help as an attempt to increase self-profit. As karma for his insensitive nature and his petty greed, SpongeBob leaves his job until further notice to work harder to find Gary, much to Mr. Krabs' shock at the realization.
Skill Crane: Took advantage of Squidward's obsession over the new crane machine to pay him in quarters only, just as he was in the middle of being broke. Mr. Krabs may have later encouraged him to keep going, but only because Squidward was making him rich and even decided to keep the deed to Squidward's house after he found it in the mass of quarters he took out of the machine.
Selling Out: He kills a bird with a book while he sings his "Feeling Of Greed" song.
Krusty Towers: Plagiarises the motto of the hotel he visited into the Krusty Towers making Squidward miserable. Squidward quit and returned as a customer ragging Mr. Krabs the same way he did with him. At the end of the episode, he decides to build a hospital and force his employees to become doctors making Squidward miserable again.
Whale of a Birthday: It was revealed that Pearl's social life became crippled overtime as her birthday parties also go in ruins due to Mr. Krabs' cheap nature. He also originally planned to give Pearl nothing despite being oblivious of her daughter's 16th birthday and her age. Choosing his cheap nature over his daughter's wishes, he changes just about everything on her list to make them "even better," such as hanging a banner that said "It's a Boy!", serving stale popcorn instead of fresh popcorn, serving dishwater instead of punch, having a statue made of Krabby Patty meat by Squidward instead of ice by a professional, using cardboard instead of an actual cake (although it still had frosting), and having Squidward perform instead of Boys Who Cry. Because of this, Pearl's 16th birthday was at first, horrible, causing her to run out crying, but she manages to get a lot of presents, including a boat and Boys Who Cry, bought by SpongeBob through Mr. Krabs' credit card, which was most likely maxed out. Mr. Krabs was originally gonna scold SpongeBob for it, but the fry cook lucked out when Pearl praised her father, despite not learning anything from his cheap nature.
Wishing You Well: Plans a wishing well scheme to increase self-profit. During that, he put SpongeBob in there so he can get the coins, saying he'll see him in 8 hours, not even promising he'll let him out. Later that night, after getting some coins in his well, as expected, he wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick leave just so he can get more coins from any late-night wishers. He also didn't bother planning on paying Patrick for staying in the well. Near the end of the episode, he told SpongeBob that there is no such thing as magic (even though SpongeBob and Patrick struck magic down the well) and regardless of seeing Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Plankton's wishes coming true, he still didn't believe him. To prove SpongeBob wrong, Mr. Krabs wished he was served as a meal, but in the end, ends up playing himself when he ends up on a plate as a man prepare to eat him. Before being eaten, Mr. Krabs cried that he now believes in magic in hopes of it getting reversed, thus karma strikes again.
New Leaf: When Plankton surrenders and tells Krabs he's done competing with him, he decides to open a souvenir shop and quit the food business. Mr Krabs does not believe this, and he confronts Plankton and goes on a rage. He destroys his new gift shop and smashes all of his Nic Nacks. Although this was an elaborate scheme to get the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton never revealed it until the end of the episode. In the end, he gave Plankton a fake secret formula and then taunted at him for this.
Once Bitten: He and the Bikini Bottomites attempt to kill Gary for "infecting" everyone despite SpongeBob's desperate pleas.
Bummer Vacation: Keeps SpongeBob away from the Krusty Krab to avoid paying a fine to the Fry Cook labor union, eventually leaving him lost in the forest. Doing so, he managed to save five cents - more than what SpongeBob makes in a year.
Rule of Dumb: When SpongeBob and Patrick comes to the Krusty Krab, he thought that Patrick was the king and offered him to eat in the Krusty Krab in hopes of getting a lot of money. After hearing all free, he then proceed to kicks both out of the restaurant.
Born To Be Wild: Invites the Mild Ones to the Krusty Krab much to SpongeBob's chagrin. Counts as an antagonism because SpongeBob still mistook the Mild Ones as the Wild Ones.
Season 5
Le Big Switch: He sells Squidward when he goes bankrupt.
The Original Fry Cook: During a flashback of Jim's relationship with Mr. Krabs at his former job at the Krusty Krab, he constantly tries to change the subject when Jim was generously asking him for a raise on his paycheck at the end of every week, much to reveal how cheap he really is at nature. When Jim is finally able to demand a raise, Mr. Krabs mockingly laughs as if he just heard a hilarious joke, causing him to quit. Despite not learning anything from it, he manipulates SpongeBob into making him think that his cheap nature is what benefits everything, only for financial gain, still finding Jim's "joke" hilarious to date.
Krabs à la Mode: Refuses to have the thermostat changed from 62° to save money. He even enforces this rule when it is obvious there are icicles on the ceiling and the floor is ice. This shows that he is too stupid and oblivious to the fact that the temperature was not 62° and was more concerned about saving money. After Plankton revealed to him that the temperature was -15°, it is unknown if he felt guilty for not believing Squidward. His karma for being too stubborn was being frozen by Plankton several times. At the end of the episode, he is seen drinking Plankton from a glass of lemonade.
Money Talks: Does not listen to his money when they want to be spent on objects. He also kicks an elderly couple out of their seat after being bribed by a fish who wanted the seat. This episode also shows that he has sold his soul to many demons, depressing the Flying Dutchman. He also sold his soul to SpongeBob because he was five cents short on payday.
The Krusty Sponge: Mr. Krabs makes Squidward cook spongey patties (rotten patties), thus poisoning the customers and bringing himself to court. He made Squidward ride the judge around on a train to pay.
The Krusty Plate: Instructs SpongeBob to clean up a plate and to not leave work without doing so, yet angrily chases after SpongeBob at the end despite all of the best attempts he did to complete his task. In which case his neglect by leaving him alone essentially makes him responsible for the Krusty Krab's accidental damage to begin with.
Atlantis Squarepantis: Opened an illegal stand by a museum, which had free admission, and forced an old woman to pay for entering. Then the woman told a guard on him causing Mr. Krabs to run away from him.
What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?: After SpongeBob deep fried his money, he angrily kicks him out of the Krusty Krab and calls him an "idiot boy". In the next day, he felt remorse over what has he done.
The Two Faces of Squidward: In an attempt to bring the customers back, Mr. Krabs repeatedly slams the door into Squidward's face, to no avail.
Stanley S. SquarePants: Blames SpongeBob for the damaged things his cousin Stanley broke. SpongeBob may have taken the blame for Stanley at first, but then he started to accuse SpongeBob without question. He also admitted that he denied his own nephews a job at the restaurant and sent them off. Near the end of the episode, he blames SpongeBob for his spatula's destruction, but it is unknown if he felt bad after SpongeBob explained the truth to him. At the end of the episode, he hands Stanley over to Plankton so he can destroy the Chum Bucket even though Plankton didn't try to steal the secret formula in the episode.
Season 6
Penny Foolish: Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob picking up a "penny" (which was actually $500 dollar bill) and tries various plans to take it from him, even to the point of breaking into SpongeBob's house with a metal detector.
Patty Caper: He stole the secret ingredient of the secret formula, so he wouldn't have to pay for delivery ($1.99) and tried to frame SpongeBob for it to the police. As punishment, he was forced to sell free Krabby Patties all day and watch it go down.
Plankton's Regular: Grows jealous of Plankton having a regular customer (even though he gets way more), and tries to steal his secret recipe. It was later revealed that the "customer" was only eating at the Chum Bucket to get paid, and Plankton started crying over his failure once again while Mr. Krabs watched with joy.
Krabby Kronicle: Creates a newspaper and makes SpongeBob write lies about people, ruining their lives. SpongeBob tries to stop but Mr. Krabs threatens to take away his spatula. When SpongeBob exposes his Mr. Krabs's scheme, an enraged crowd (including Plankton) steals his money. However, one dollar is left behind and he puts it on the newspaper printer creating counterfeit cash.
The Slumber Party: He was being cheap to his daughter Pearl by giving her crackers with ketchup instead of Pizza, and tries to ruin her slumber party by making up all these ridiculous rules like no laughing, eating snacks, chewing gum etc... Which gets him kicked out of his house, causing him to stay at SpongeBob's house. He vandalizes SpongeBob's house and forces SpongeBob spy on Pearl and her friends against his will. After Pearl's party is ruined, Mr. Krabs' forced to spend his money for a new party at Goo Lagoon as his punishment for not trusting Pearl.
No Nose Knows: Mr. Krabs, along with Squidward and Sandy, planned on hurting Patrick and kick him out of town when his new nose causes him to attempt to get rid of every bad smell. But they were immediately stopped by SpongeBob who reminds them that it wasn't Patrick's fault and that they should simply get rid of his nose.
Porous Pockets: He takes advantage of SpongeBob giving out his newly earned fortune to strangers. He also prevents Patrick from going to SpongeBob, believing him to be an obstacle. He asks for more money from SpongeBob, but after SpongeBob realizes all his money is gone, Mr. Krabs rudely reminds SpongeBob to not be late for work tomorrow instead of consoling him for losing all his money.
Krusty Krushers: Puts SpongeBob and Patrick in danger of being killed by huge wrestlers so he can earn the $1,000,000 prize. However, at the end of the fight, SpongeBob and Patrick choose wrestle camp instead, much to Mr. Krabs's dismay.
No Hat for Pat: Made a fortune when Patrick kept falling on his face, disappointing SpongeBob. Eventually, he made Patrick fall into a bucket of spiny sea urchins and while Squidward was falling, he charged the customers more money to watch them both get hurt. SpongeBob tried to stop him, but he wouldn't listen. People took their money back, because only Squidward was hurt and not Patrick. He then realizes it was his hat making him fall. Refusing to accept loss, he made Patrick cry by firing him and taking his Krusty Krab hat away.
Season 7
Chum Caverns: Invades Plankton's caverns to steal his customers. When Plankton claims what Mr. Krabs is doing is unethical, Mr. Krabs instantly calls all building right under his restaurant without any legal action. When they are all trapped underground, he still has the customers pay to eat, claiming that he should've thought of captive customers sooner.
Tentacle Vision: Mr. Krabs ran an illegal commercial on Squidward's show and had stated on his illegal commercial that he wants to take people's money.
Greasy Buffoons: He and Plankton sell customers greasy food (mostly just grease period). This eventually turns people (including Patrick) into overweight, mindless zombies. Krabs also subtly threatened SpongeBob's job by saying "Questions are a danger to you and a burden to others.". SpongeBob calls a health inspector, resulting in both the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket being shut down until the grease was cleaned up.
Kracked Krabs: Mr. Krabs charged everyone one dollar per footstep as shown in a video tape.
Growth Spout: He steals numerous food items from characters' houses. Though he only does so to satisfy Pearl's extreme hunger. He maybe stolen all the food so he cannot spent all of his money for food.
Truth or Square: It is revealed that he has cameras watching his friends. He also adds an extra zero to everything on the menu in hopes of getting more money.
One Coarse Meal: It is revealed that Mr. Krabs pays SpongeBob with fake money. On discovering Plankton's crippling fear of whales, Mr. Krabs dresses up as Pearl and terrorizes Plankton for 17 days. He scares Plankton into being too scared to eat dinner, having nightmares, and even trying to commit suicide. It was shown he was cruelly enjoying, even laughing at Plankton's anguish and responded gleefully and uncaring when informed Plankton was trying to kill himself. When Plankton discovered that he's the culprit, he punishes Mr. Krabs by inviting mime to terrifying him. In the end, it is unknown if he finally learned his lesson. It was Mr. Krabs' at least the most evil moment in the entire franchise.
The Play's The Thing: Mr. Krabs made money by letting customers throw objects and food at his employees.
Rodeo Daze: When SpongeBob asked Mr. Krabs to help save Sandy, he told him to say it again and leave out anything that had nothing to do with making Cent of Money: Mr. Krabs uses Gary as a coin magnet. He steals everyone's money, brings Gary to exhaustion, all the while completely ignoring or writing off the poor animal's suffering, and distracts SpongeBob by giving him tedious chores. Mr. Krabs is soon crushed by a tidal wave of money and put in the hospital, where every cent he collected is used up to pay his bill.
A Pal for Gary: He sees SpongeBob bringing his pet snail to work as a way to use Gary for free labor as he hands him a spatula.
Yours, Mine and Mine: He stole a Krabby Patty from a customer (who most likely already paid for it) to turn it into a toy. He also charged a dollar extra for a smaller patty (which is paying more for less). Also, he charges $13.50 for a toy.
Squidward in Clarinetland: He refuses to imply with the Bikini Bottom Labour Regulations because it gives him hives. After Squidward demands a locker, he forced him to share with SpongeBob since it is "required by law." Also, he sweet talked a lady out of 20 bucks.
The Curse of the Hex: Refused to let Madame Hagfish have a krabby patty and takes away the krabby patties SpongeBob made for Madame Hagfish.
The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: Mr. Krabs gives away SpongeBob and Patrick's secret hideout by turning it into an amusement park ride. Most of the people had a severe accident due to the ride being terrible and unsafe and Mr. Krabs was arrested.
Buried in Time: Mr. Krabs accidentally bury SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward who still in the time capsule. Although in his defense, he probably did not know they were in the time capsule.
Model Sponge: he banish SpongeBob from Krusty Krab since he thought that krabs said he was going to let the little one go. This is false as he let his pet go.
Season 8
Accidents Will Happen: Mentioned that he stole the surveillance camera from airport and installed it in the storage room.
The Googly Artiste: Adds Artistic Advice on the menu for $25 after Squidward said it wasn't on the menu, and forces him to give advice to Patrick. Then while Mr. Krabs was scolding Patrick and SpongeBob for taking his customers from him and selling merchandise made from his own, which was illegal, Patrick explained to Mr. Krabs that he was trying to follow Squidward's "advice", making Mr. Krabs blame Squidward for being responsible for his actions. Then Mr. Krabs agrees to let Patrick sell his art, but only he gets payed, and gets Squidward to be his student.
Sponge-Cano!: He nearly tried to take SpongeBob and Squidward's life essences (kill them).
The Masterpiece: He attempts to plagiarize the Sea Chicken Shack to get his customers back. He has Squidward make a statue, but disapproves of the finished masterpiece and calls it a weapon, a doohickey, and a piece of junk. He is later painted gold and has the kids play on him. Squidward stills seems to be mad at him about his disapproval of his art.
Drive Thru: Smashes a hole in the wall for a drive thru window instead of having someone install one properly. Even though SpongeBob bought a microphone and a menu board, Mr. Krabs uses old napkins as a menu board and tin cans as a microphone instead of using the items SpongeBob bought (despite that using the drive through items wouldn't cost Krabs any money at all since they're already paid for). He also forces SpongeBob and Squidward to work extra hard instead of hiring more employees to work for both drive-thrus. When SpongeBob and Squidward tell him that the customers are starting to riot, Mr. Krabs does not believe them until the Krusty Krab sign crashes through the window. Mr. Krabs then smashes more walls in the Krusty Krab, believing that he will make more money if there are more drive thrus.
Frozen Face-Off: Mr Krabs abandons his team to try to win the sled race by himself with plans of keeping the million dollar prize all to himself without sharing any of it. He also tells the monster to eat Squidward.
Walking the Plankton: He wins two tickets to a cruise, which he first attempted to go by himself. When SpongeBob pointed out that it was two tickets, he decided to only let someone else join him if they agreed to be his unpaid man servant (with SpongeBob agreeing to do so). When he started selling Krabby Patties on the cruise (which he would most likely need a permit for), he tried to scam what he assumed was a rich man into paying $100 on a Krabby Patty. Once he realized it was Plankton however, he had SpongeBob take it back from him without giving him a refund.
Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation: He heads off to go on "vacation" with Pearl and SpongeBob. Once on the road, he purposefully leaves Bikini Bottom and drives by several vacation spots to get Pearl's hopes up, eventually returning to Bikini Bottom and stopping at their true destination, the Bikini Bottom Mint. It can also be said that he lied about it being an actual vacation since it was obviously just a tour experience he didn't have to pay for. Once there, it is obvious that Mr. Krabs had the intention of keeping some of the money made there as he heads onto a conveyer belt. When he redeems himself for his actions throughout the tour by stopping actual robbers, he and SpongeBob are both rewarded dollars with their faces on them. However, Mr. Krabs decides to steal SpongeBob's reward as payment for tagging along on his vacation, only for Pearl to steal both dollars from him as payment for bringing her on a terrible vacation and immediately spent them on shoes right in front of her dad as if they were just regular dollar bills. This karma causes Mr. Krabs to start crying, which destroys the Mint.
Barnacle Face: Decides not to help Pearl with her barnacle problem. It was soon revealed that he used krabby patty grease to make the soap used by Pearl, thus revealing the cause for the barnacle problem. He loses his diamonds because of this and tries to run after Pearl for his diamonds.
The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom: Steals growth serum from Sandy's house so he could test it on a Krabby patty to increase the success in his business. This results in a monstrous krabby patty creature wreaking havoc.
Karen 2.0: He charges his customers to watch Karen and Karen 2.0 fight, and at the end of the episode he makes Squidward wear Karen 2.0's screen like a mask while taking orders, much to Squidward's dismay.
Fiasco!: After his employees are falsely arrested by the police, he only bails out SpongeBob and Patrick, leaving Squidward in jail. It is also obvious why he refused to bail out Plankton, implied that he still hated him.
Free Samples: After Plankton tricks the town into hating Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that they have to do everything in their power to bring them back, with his idea being tripling the prices. He is then convinced by SpongeBob that they should lower the prices instead, which he only does by one cent, even having a disappointed mood about it. It could also be said that he kept all the money SpongeBob made after getting the customers back.
InSPONGEiac: Snaps at SpongeBob and being picky at his work, like too much mustard (101%) and saying the way that he filps krabby patties is wrong and kicks him out to get some sleep for he believes he's wasting his profits, claiming that he'd be broke in 411 years. Then after seeing SpongeBob crying out the right amount of mustard, he starts saying it's a terrible thing just to make him cry more.
Chum Fricasee: Tells Squidward that he doesn't value him at all, causing Squidward to get a new job at the Chum Bucket for his cheap nature for a doormat and his years of treating Squidward as if he owns him, and then becomes famous for his grandmother's recipe. Mr. Krabs gets karma from his actions as this nearly causes the Krusty Krab to go out of business. His mistreatment of his employees catches up to him, as Squidward humiliates him as revenge for the years of abuse.
Hello Bikini Bottom: When Colonel Carper promotes SpongeBob and Squidward to become a band, Mr. Krabs steals this band for the money they would bring in. He also steals his sound equipment (since his equipment was sabotaged) and takes things from several other people. Basically, he denies Squidward and SpongeBob their happiness (Squidward from performing in concerts and SpongeBob from the Krusty Krab - since he sold it). He is later forced to giveaway the money he earned from these actions to a long line of angry people he wronged, including Mrs. Puff and Colonel Carper.
Restraining SpongeBob: He remove the star from Krusty Krew employee chart after SpongeBob showing his restraining order. He hires Patrick Star, much to Squidward's dismay.
Season 9
Patrick-Man: He was about to carry groceries for an old woman crossing the street (who is actually The Dirty Bubble in disguise), when he spots a dollar, and then it blows away making him chase after it leaving the old woman behind in the middle of the crosswalk trapped in the middle of cars passing by.
Squid Baby: Doesn't show sympathy for Squidward who was suffering from "head-go-boom-boom-itis."
Safe Deposit Krabs: Tried to take money from the Bikini Bottom Bank, but was kicked out twice. Then he got locked into the money safe becoming savage from hallucinations.
SpongeBob You're Fired: Fires SpongeBob because SpongeBob's salary is a nickel, which is much less than minimum wage. He later relents and rehires SpongeBob after his own horrendous cooking almost destroys his business (he solves the nickel problem by installing a pay toilet).
Tutor Sauce: His driving methods to SpongeBob were illegal. He mentions that he taught Pearl how to drive without her needing a license. After using Gary to stir the wheel to help SpongeBob, the police checks on them. Mr. Krabs tells the officer that he isn't a registered driving instructor to where instead of getting a ticket (or even having SpongeBob paying for it), he gets to be a student at Mrs. Puff's Boating School to his shock.
What's Eating Patrick?: Teaches Patrick how to eat in order to win the eating contest, even in means of depriving him from tasting the patties. During the contest, Patrick tries to leave because he was tired of not tasting, only for Krabs to tell him if he does, he bills him, stating that all the training patties become eating patties. While Krabs's threat to Patrick held some morality (such as how the boy and the rest of the town would be upset if they lost the contest yet again), his methods were still harsh to Patrick's esteem of eating.
The Sewers of Bikini Bottom: He, along with Crupski, showed no concern about the customers' safety at the stadium and cared less about the consequences when the plumbing system begins to go haywire.
Larry's Gym: After overhearing Larry about that the opening of the gym is free only for today, Mr. Krabs takes advantage of the opportunity and stays there thoroughly. He even taunts Larry several times (especially when he becomes unfit). However, at the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs becomes cooked from staying in the sauna in preserves from abusing the opportunity.
Lame and Fortune: After Squidward won money as an award for being the most miserable cashier thanks to a fortune cookie, Krabs took the money from Squidward abrasively stating "Me register, me money" (also considered stealing), making Squidward miserable again.
Bulletin Board: He intended on hitting a nice old lady after she refused to tell everyone about her satisfaction. But luckily, he was immediately stopped by SpongeBob.
Move It or Lose It: Both he and Plankton won't comply with the law of restaurants having to be more than 100ft of each other, when one of them only has to move a couple inches. This causes both of them to fight.
Mutiny on the Krusty: Acted like a tyrant and abused his power throughout the episode. He cared less about the rip current that's endangering everyone and the only thing he cared about was having his customers spend their money in his restaurant, mostly out of petty crankiness due to the fact that this was the day that he must pay his employees for their service. He even berated and belittled the customers and his workers after being called tyrant and claimed himself as the captain of the restaurant, much to everyone's disdain. He even acted like a spoiled child when he selfishly refused to save the customers from the monster. However, SpongeBob managed to get him to his senses when he almost spent his first dime on candy. At the end of the episode, he forced Squidward and the customers to push the Krusty Krab back to Bikini Bottom, despite performing a heroic act of saving them from a sea monster. He cancels payday for Squidward.
Safe Deposit Krabs: While on accident, he breaks into a safe and had plans of stealing the money, only to be prevented by his hallucinations from lack of oxygen.
Goodbye, Krabby Patty: He sells the Krusty Krab to sell frozen Krabby patties, and changed the secret formula to have the Krabby Patties being made of sand, which all Bikini Bottom residents ate, and completely changed The Krusty Krab. He shows a lot of greed as he did this to become rich. He also end his friendship between SpongeBob and Patrick. At the end of the episode, Patrick's truth make everyone depressed, which considered karma.
Season 10
Krusty Katering: Lied to a hi-class lady about being a hi-class caterer just so he can get her check, but he did cater for her party (which Patrick ruined in the end).
The Incredible Shrinking Sponge: After SpongeBob accidentally shrinks himself thanks to the grill overheating, Mr. Krabs mistakes him for Plankton. Before SpongeBob could say anything, he tosses his shrunken fry cook to the Chum Bucket. After SpongeBob is kicked back to the Krusty Krab and is mistaken for an action figure, it is only then that Mr. Krabs learns that it's SpongeBob. He decides to take advantage of his small size by only paying him one penny a year.
Lost and Found: Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob go to the Lost and Found to find a kid's teddy fish. Mr. Krabs points out that there's a ladder, making SpongeBob think there was already a ladder there and causing him to fall. A few seconds later, Mr. Krabs throws down the actual ladder, which both hurts SpongeBob and isn't tall enough for him to get out. With SpongeBob gone for so long, he throws Squidward into the Lost and Found so he could look for SpongeBob. Once there, Squidward learns that Mr. Krabs took Squidward's clarinets from his locker and put them in the Lost and Found. As time goes on, Mr. Krabs decides to abandon the mission, believing his employees to be forever lost as he closes the hatch. SpongeBob eventually escapes with the teddy fish, the lost children, and a juvenile tylosaurus. Squidward, however, is still trapped in the Lost and Found by the end of the episode, caught in a river and surrounded by prehistoric reptiles in the Lost World.
SpongeBob's Place: He becomes jealous of SpongeBob for getting all the customers' attention. He tries to get rid of him by lying about the restaurant being haunted with ghosts. He tries to cook the same way SpongeBob does, but this fails. He goes over the edge when he traps the customers by putting a river of lava around the restaurant. But this also fails when the customers stretched him into a bridge for them to cross, which resulted in him getting burned, which is considered karma.
Season 11
Spin the Bottle: He selfishly demands the bottle to use it for corruptive matters.
There's A Sponge In My Soup: He grabs some rotten food from the trash cans in order to make the Krabby Soup, which is against many health code violations.
Krabby Patty Creature Feature: When Sandy and Mr. Krabs create a new Krabby Patty, SpongeBob becomes worried and fears that the patty might be dangerous. SpongeBob attempted to talk Sandy and Mr. Krabs out of it, but they refused to listen to reason. Soon, SpongeBob's worst fears came true when she, Mr. Krabs, and the rest of Bikini Bottom were transformed into Krabby Patty zombies. Since she and Mr. Krabs made the patty, they didn't test to see if it was safe and were unaware of the patty's horrible side-effects. But having been turned into Krabby Patty monsters is considered punishment for failing to see the consequences of making something that could lead to dangerous results. After SpongeBob turned everyone back to normal with Plankton's chum, Sandy and Mr. Krabs both learned their lesson and decided to never sell the Secret Patty again.
Patrick's Coupon: When Patrick was going to buy an ice cream for SpongeBob, Mr Krabs tried to con Patrick out of the coupon. He almost succeeds in obtaining it from Patrick in exchange for a handshake but Squidward intervenes and reprimands Krabs for taking advantage of Patrick's naive and gullible nature.
Out of the Picture: After Mr. Krabs finds out that Squidward's art would be valuable if Squidward was "out of the picture," Mr. Krabs sends Squidward on various errands, hoping that he will never return. After nothing works, Mr. Krabs tries to kill Squidward with a mallet.
Sanitation Insanity: He cared less about the punishment he got from the trash inspectors and forces SpongeBob and Squidward to clean up the mess for him. When he sees them in a trash fight with Patrick, he blatantly lies that they are ruining his hard work, even though he did not clean up any trash. Soon, he gets involved with the trash fight. Luckily, the trash inspectors puts their fight to a stop and Mr. Krabs sadly accepts the punishment by helping SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward clean up the trash, even though Patrick is not seen with them.
Pat the Horse: He forced Patrick to carry a lot of kids on his back to make money. He even did the same thing with Squidward and bragged SpongeBob that his horse is better than Patrick. He and SpongeBob challenged to a race to see who gets to deliver the food to a customer at Black Devil Bay first. During the race, he cheated in hopes of winning even though Sandy told them not to, which means that Mr. Krabs doesn't want to play fair. He even impersonated an officer during the race which almost lead him to getting arrested by the police. He eventually wins the race, but gets the punishment he deserves when Patrick steals his arms and starts acting like a real crab.
Bottle Burglars: He stuffs both SpongeBob and Squidward in the safe of the Krabby Patty formula as his "new security system." This is yet another time he abuses his workers.
Shopping List: He gives SpongeBob a phony shopping list containing strange, exotic items and sends him and Sandy on a dangerous but pointless mission to retrieve them. When Plankton steals the fake ingredients, he revealed that he wanted SpongeBob to keep Plankton away from him just so he can go shopping for the real ingredients at the Barg'N-Mart. Which meant that he lied about the supposed apocalypse if SpongeBob loses the list. Sandy gets really mad at Mr. Krabs since his stupid little ruse almost got her and SpongeBob killed and it costed the loss of her tail and her submarine. Mr. Krabs gets the karma he deserves when Sandy beats him up in his office, takes his bag of money, and sends him flying out through the roof of his restaurant as payback for deceiving his employee. He even admits his defeat at the end when he says to himself, "Well, I guess I had that coming."
Whale Watching: He imprisons Pearl in his own home by barricading everything with prison bars when she was intending on going to a teen party. He even threatened Squidward, who was hired to babysit Pearl, that if anything happens to his daughter while he's away, he'll have SpongeBob torment him for the rest of his life.
Life Insurance: Mr Krabs tells SpongeBob and Patrick what life insurance really is, and signed SpongeBob's contract to take Squidward's money when he dies, and cheered for Squidward to jump in the lava, hoping he will die.
Surf N' Turf: When there is a ship-in-a-bottle contest, Mr Krabs destroys Sandy's house to make a ship and steals Sandy's treedome to get the prize money.
Plankton Paranoia: He starts to become paranoid and a psychopath himself when Plankton isn't coming to get the Krabby Patty secret formula. He mistakes a customer for Plankton and forces out the skeleton, hooks Mrs. Puff to take away her Krabby Patty, and forces everyone to wear barrels by suggestion of Squidward. Mr. Krabs bans all of his customers, Sandy, and even SpongeBob and Squidward just because he thinks that they are all minions of Plankton to hunt over the secret formula. Mr. Krabs stays up all night, and starts to hallucinate Plankton being everywhere (even his eyestalks). He checks on the Chum Bucket and finds that all of his friends, his daughter, and Old Man Jenkins are entering the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob informs Mr. Krabs that Plankton kidnapped Squidward (in an unnatural-sounding tone), and Mr. Krabs comes armed with Krabby Patties with traps in them. Mr. Krabs comes to the Chum Bucket, only to find it is a surprise party and that Plankton wanted to celebrate the anniversary of stealing the formula. SpongeBob explains everyone was planning the event, as Mr. Krabs regains his sanity and realizes that he had been a paranoid jerk all this time. He even realizes that his own insane behavior nearly destroyed his restaurant business and reconciles with everyone by apologizing for his behavior, but since they knew that he was only trying to protect the secret formula, they naturally forgive him. However, when he sees everyone going to eat the Danger Patties, he rushes over and takes them back in order to protect them from getting hurt, causing Mr. Krabs to get painfully mauled by the patties as punishment for his behavior. At the end of the party, the group leaves Chum Bucket, but Plankton finds out Mr. Krabs left the formula behind. However, the formula bottle has dynamite inside of it, and Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob both watch the Chum Bucket explode.
ChefBob: He shows no concern for SpongeBob's stage fright problem and threatens to fire SpongeBob if he does not perform. He receives karma when he is insulted about his weight from ChefBob and slapped by him with money, as well as having his office taken from him.
Call the Cops: Mr. Krabs happily mocks Plankton for getting sent to jail. He also forced SpongeBob to celebrate with him or else he's fired. However, tables turn on him when the police take the Krabby Patty Secret Formula as evidence. When he objects, he gets hit with a baton. He impersonates as a police officer to get the formula back and makes SpongeBob impersonate an officer too. But even though SpongeBob reluctantly wants to do it, Mr. Krabs once again threatens to fire him if he fails to obey his offer. Mr. Krabs even lies to SpongeBob that being an officer is like being in the navy, which in reality is not true. Although he succeeds in finding the formula and takes it away from Plankton, he gets caught and arrested. Getting himself arrested by the police is considered karma for impersonating an officer, stealing evidence, and for forcing SpongeBob to impersonate one as well.
Appointment TV: Mr. Krabs forces SpongeBob to organize his coins despite his objections.
The Grill is Gone: He unfairly flings Plankton out of the race as soon as it starts to prevent him from having a fair chance of winning the grill. His karma could be being sabotaged by the kids during the race. Mr. Krabs might've been only protecting the Krabby Patty formula, but he could've just beat Plankton in the race since Plankton's selected vehicle seemed too slow anyway.
Bubbletown: After getting a call from SpongeBob that he's in Bubbletown jail, he causes a jailbreak just so he can get SpongeBob back to work. When a guard catches him in the act, Mr. Krabs goes helicopter-pincher-mode and pops the entire city, causing SpongeBob to be really upset. He even ignores the damage he caused (claiming that they were just bubbles) and was about to bring SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab, telling him to forget about it. Later, when SpongeBob was able to inflate the entire town again with the help of Bubble Buddy, a new Krusty Krab (the Bubbly Krab) was inflated as well. Once he realized there was no exchange rate for bubbles to real money, Mr. Krabs popped the restaurant and left with SpongeBob in his claws to the real Krusty Krab.
Season 12
FarmerBob: He has SpongeBob work for Old Man Jenkins to pay off his debt rather than pay for the materials that he buys from a garden. He also does not believe in SpongeBob and Patrick's claim in a UFO appearing. However, he receives karma when he sees the aliens for himself and is abducted for his cheap nature.
The Krusty Slammer: Mr Krabs turns The Krusty Krab into a jail after he found out jail guard would give him a lot of money. He constantly tortures Plankton with a bunch of punishments while he's in the jail, until Plankton got released early. He then finds out how costly running a prison is, which makes him take away the prisoners food, and he releases the criminals before their prison time was over which is illegal. Mr Krabs gets arrested for this and gets his comeuppance when he gets locked in a prison cell while getting chum thrown at by Plankton.
Gary's Got Legs: It is revealed that he charges each of his customers five dollars to make a complaint. Once he realizes that Gary is making the patties and getting slime everywhere, he heads out to make SpongeBob return to work. Once at SpongeBob's door, it at first looks as if he's concerned about SpongeBob having the flu or being at death's door, only for him to yell that those aren't valid excuses for missing work. Once SpongeBob explains the situation and tells Mr. Krabs how happy Gary is to have limbs, he effortlessly cuts them off anyway and brings SpongeBob back to work. However, his actions could be justified since he brought things back to normal.
Broken Alarm: When SpongeBob didn't arrive at the Krusty Krab, he makes the customers more upset when he announces his supposed death. He even scared them with horror stories of SpongeBob's house. Throughout the entire episode, he continuously made threats to SpongeBob about being late to the Krusty Krab if he doesn't get a proper alarm clock. He even tried to find a replacement fry cook if SpongeBob doesn't arrive on time. But he changed that when SpongeBob made it, even though he was sound asleep. When Mr. Krabs discovered that SpongeBob is still asleep after arriving to work, it looked as though if he was going to fire him as punishment for being late. But instead, he makes a cheap and pathetic excuse by saying that he'll have to open and close the restaurant an hour later. Mr. Krabs receives his karma in the end when Patrick comes in and shows SpongeBob that he fixed his alarm clock.
Senior Discount: He tries to get rid of Old Man Jenkins using very cruel ways: turning up the heat to very hot temperature, playing very loud rock music and even shaking him making his skeleton fall off his body. Seeing that this all didn't work, he brings over his family so they can get rid of Jenkins. He even disturbs the ghosts of his ancestors although they just wanted to party.
SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout: He is seen stealing money from people in the party as payment for entering the Krusty Krab section of the party. He does this by tricking them into a pat down before entering.
SpongeBob in RandomLand: Mr. Krabs forces SpongeBob and Squidward to make a delivery to RandomLand in order to make a quick buck well ignoring the protesting Squidward and ejected him by bashing him out with the malfunctioning cash register. His karma is having the customer Rodger come to the restaurant after his employees couldn't make the delivery on time. As a result, he is forced to give the order for free, much to his dismay. He receives further punishment for his employees on a dangerous goose chase.
Breakin': it was revealed that Mr. Krabs doesn't give his employees any breaks. After being confronted by a labor authority officer, Mr. Krabs only agreed to give SpongeBob the minimum amount of break time: 5 minutes every 20 years or else he will pay a fine. It was also revealed that he hid an actual break room behind the wall to prevent his employees from taking breaks in the first place. After SpongeBob's break was up, he once again covers up the break room, unknowingly trapping Squidward inside.
My Two Krabses: He steals Squidward's lunch, claiming that employees are not allowed to bring their own food into the restaurant (which probably hints that they have to order from the menu and pay for their food like a customer for them to eat which would be reasonable if not what's revealed later). This rule turned out to be a con by Mr. Krabs to get free food as he hypocritically looks through Squidward's bag and eats his strawberry ice cream sandwich.
Kwarantined Krab: According to him, it is revealed that back in his navy days, they would isolate the "sicko" and lock them in the freezer so that the others can enjoy their good health. However, It's highly implied that nobody let out the people Mr. Krabs quarantined in the freezer during his sailor years. He sends Spongebib in the freezer, despite him being sick. He then becomes paranoid by thinking someone is sick such as Squidward scratching his arm, or Mrs. Puff yawning. When Pearl remembers that she still had money leftover from last time she went to the mall and gives him back his change, Mr. Krabs think that the flu has poisoned Pearl's mind, and he locks her in the freezer, despite that his daughter was only giving his change back.
Season 13
SpongeBob's Road to Christmas: During his Christmas party, Mr. Krabs, being the cheap skinflint he's always been, gave Plankton a lump of coal for Christmas rather than a decent gift.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
In this sequel to The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr. Krabs committed several heinous acts, making himself different from his comparably more innocent self in the previous movie. Examples are down below:
Mr. Krabs and numerous Krusty Krab customers constantly tease Plankton, who is actually a robotic decoy of him, thinking that he's suffered from another failure to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
After SpongeBob and Plankton see the secret formula surprisingly disappear, Mr. Krabs shows up and accuses Plankton of stealing it, even though Plankton truthfully said that he didn't do it. Mr. Krabs wouldn't listen, even when SpongeBob was defending him that he's telling the truth, and traps Plankton in tape and tells a knock-knock joke to make SpongeBob do his signature laughter and torture Plankton forcing him to tell where the secret formula is. Then, while Mr. Krabs and the Bikini Bottom citizens attempt to attack him, SpongeBob rescues him with a giant bubble. Mr. Krabs instantly thinks that SpongeBob has been a double agent working for him and Plankton all these years as they both float away.
Mr. Krabs then becomes a leader of a savage group of apocalyptic sufferers. Then, while they were planning a sacrifice for the burger gods, which a savage Sandy explained, SpongeBob and Plankton return from time traveling. Then, even when SpongeBob tried to convince the people how savage they've become with the formula missing, Mr. Krabs and the rest attempt to sacrifice SpongeBob by having him get squashed by a falling burger-bun-shaped stone. SpongeBob smelled the familiar scent of Krabby Patties coming from the outside surface, which is coming from Burger-Beard who's the one that really stole the formula. Then, as the stone is about to fall on SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs stops it after he and the others smell the scent as well, as they aid SpongeBob to follow the scent.
Mr. Krabs notices that Burger-Beard is selling his Krabby Patties for $8.99 and says to himself, "Why didn't I think of that?"
During the end credits, he pulls Patrick's wallet out of his pocket.
Battle For Bikini Bottom
He has a large possession of Golden Spatulas which he knows are needed for Bikini Bottom to be saved, but refuses to let SpongeBob have them unless he trades them for a large quantity of shiny objects.
When SpongeBob reluctantly disagrees to give him a hard earned Golden Spatula, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob's break time at work -5 minutes, effectively meaning he has no break and has to work an extra five minutes.
After having bought all the Golden Spatulas Mr. Krabs has, the player can still talk with him. However, he only ever says the one thing; "The only good robot is the one that's givin' me them shiny objects". This is a subtle reference to the possibility that Mr. Krabs thinks of SpongeBob as a robot which is actually another word for slave.
When it was done they were shocked.
Honest John: My goodness!
Bai Tza: We were all shocked ourselves too.
Maria 2: Yeah no kidding there. What he did was horrible.
Himiko Toga: He got 15,000 years in prison for his crimes too.
Sirius: Yeah what a cheapskate! And his family was all banished to the Bikini Badlands to dry up to death.
Girl Jordan: Those are 20,000 leagues away or 60,000 miles.
Luna: Long way dudes.
Pinocchio: Yeah it sure is
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah no kidding there.
Honest John: Mr. Krabs sure learned a big lesson there didn't he.
Omaima Lexington: Yeah he sure did. (LOUD FART) (Bubbles Float) Sorry.
Honest John: No worries. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed them down.
Sonya Furya the Berserk Dragon Gene-Slammer, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor
The Chocolate Sailor was next.
Chocolate Sailor: I can't believe that Mr. Krabs would do all those terrible things to everyone!
Sonya Furya: No kidding there! I'm going to burn him in the butt with a fire blast for what he did.
Mary Knudson: That would be appropriate for him if he was in prison.
Lola: Yeah it sure would.
Lori: Literally fitting for him too.
Chocolate Sailor: Aye mateys. I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Catherine Windsor the Fire Princess Gene-Slammer, Sunset Shimmer, Tsuyu, Sirius, Lola and Lynn VS Yost Molten Man
Yost Molten Man was next.
Yost Molten Man: What was the worst thing Mr. Krabs did to so many people?
Catherine Windsor: (British Accent) The worst thing in my opinion was making SpongeBob write those lies about people in his own version of the newspaper. He got Mrs. Puff's boating school shutdown and she had to go back to watching Daytime TV.
Sunset Shimmer: Plankton Lost his restaurant because everyone thought he was resorted to turning fish into his chum.
Tsuyu: He had all of Sandy's Science Awards and Projects taken away from her.
Sirius: Larry the Lobster was banned from the gym and everyone was beating him up for Lunch Money.
Lola: And that was horrible! But the funniest part was where Patrick was marrying a light post pole.
Lynn: But Mr. Krabs threatened to take away his spatula and make sure SpongeBob never got a job ANYWHERE in Bikini Bottom ever again if he didn't do what he said.
Yost Molten Man: MAN WHAT A CHEAP ASSHOLE! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Rika Noralenshikov the Mavelus Gene-Slammer, Jean Grey as Phoenix, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Riley and Lola VS Albedo of the Galvan
Albedo was next.
Albedo: Is Mr. Krabs really from a long family of pirates?
Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) He sure is and it's really awesome! His grandpa is an awesome pirate too.
Jean Grey: I think that is so amazing.
Warrior Lady of the Wasteland: Yeah it sure is. Mr. Krabs being a pirate is really cool.
Riley Anderson: I think that was really cool that his family is a family of pirates.
Lola: It sure is cool.
Albedo: It sure is cool. Here's number 1.
He turned into NEGATIVE BLITZWOLFER!
Rika Noralenshikov: A negative version of Blitzwolfer.
Negative Blitzwolfer: Yep.
He fired a sonic blast and they jumped and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Bella Huffington the Rainbow Snake Eingana Gene-Slammer, Valon, Ty and Sly the Tasmanian Tigers VS The Bubbler.
The Bubbler was next.
The Bubbler: What caused Plankton and Mr. Krabs to become incredibly brutal mortal enemies?
Bella Huffington: (Australian Accent) Well that is a really terrible story there. They were once best friends since birth there mates.
She told them all about the relationship with Mr. Krabs and Plankton.
As shown in "Friend or Foe," Mr. Krabs and Plankton started as best friends since they were both born in the same hospital on the same day. During their elementary school years, both Plankton and Mr. Krabs were frequently bullied by other cruel children led by class bully Billy. When their favorite hang-out spot, Stinky Burgers, was shut down due to health violations, Plankton and Mr. Krabs decided to open their burger joint to earn respect from the kids.
After creating their first burger, they got Old Man Jenkins to try the first bite. Unfortunately, Jenkins died from eating the food. This sparked in a fight between Mr. Krabs and Plankton, stating that one of them did something wrong. Their fight caused the recipe to be ripped in half and Plankton's half read "a pinch of chum." After Plankton left, he slammed the door, which caused various food items to fall off a shelf and into the patty batter, giving Mr. Krabs the perfect recipe.
This incident caused Mr. Krabs to be adored by the other people for his new food sensation, while Plankton swore vengeance and attempted to steal the formula. The two have been at war ever since.
When she was done it was shocking!
The Bubbler: Oh man! That is terrible! Mr. Krabs and Plankton have been at war with each other ever since they were kids!? That is one helluva nasty grudge!
Bella Huffington: I know mate. Hard to imagine that a recipe could tear an awesome and fantastic friendship apart there.
Valon: (Australian Accent) Yeah that was really awful mates.
Ty: (Australian Accent) What happened with those two was shocking.
Sly (Ty): (Australian Accent) They were both like brothers and a recipe tore them apart.
The Bubbler: That was really shocking.
Bella Huffington: There's also a soft and dark side to it too.
She told him all about it.
Although Mr. Krabs and Plankton despise each other, they still seem to show sympathy for each other now and then. In "New Leaf," Mr. Krabs feels heartbroken upon apparently believing that Plankton had changed. The two later make amends and go to a carnival, where Mr. Krabs eventually gives Plankton the Krabby Patty formula after accepting his change. Sadly, it is revealed that it was merely another plan by Plankton, though he did not get the formula as Mr. Krabs had tricked him with an even bigger scheme.
Another instance is in "Best Frenemies," where Plankton and Mr. Krabs team up to steal a Kelp Shake. They ultimately succeed, though they are affected by the shake's effect from drinking it. A playful side of their rivalry is shown when Mr. Krabs gives Plankton a ten-second head start in taking his formula, following a "friendly" chase.
In "Christmas Who?," they are seen singing "The Very First Christmas" together, in which Mr. Krabs gives Plankton a fruitcake, though Plankton does not like it and ultimately tosses it in the trash.
In "Welcome to the Chum Bucket," it is revealed that Mr. Krabs goes to the Chum Bucket every Thursday night to play cards with Plankton.
In "The Other Patty," Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to steal the Flabby Patty formula and to get revenge on SpongeBob for making them do so.
In "Eek, an Urchin!" Plankton helps Mr. Krabs get rid of the sea urchin.
In "Plankton Paranoia," Plankton throws a surprise party for Mr. Krabs. The party is the anniversary of when Plankton tried to steal the formula for the Krabby Patty.
The two agree to work together to defeat their shared clone PlanKrab in "The Krusty Bucket."
In "There Will Be Grease," they work together to create Dr. Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice, which is a grease product that is supposed to be used for various purposes. However, after the customers experience side effects, they demand refunds and their partnership falls apart.
The fights between Mr. Krabs and Plankton sometimes get very unpleasant in certain situations, usually when one of them intends to kill the other. The most extreme example is in "One Coarse Meal," where Mr. Krabs - upon discovering Plankton's fear of whales - dresses up as Pearl to scare him for fun. The scaring continued for 17 days, making Plankton refuse to come outside and have nightmares. Eventually, Plankton decides to lie on the road and wait for a bus to kill him. Krabs also does not care that Plankton wanted to kill himself.
Mr. Krabs tortures Plankton in "The Krusty Slammer," though by the end Plankton returns the favor by torturing him.
Plankton gloats at Mr. Krabs' misery in "Karen's Baby" after his son withholds his money.
In "Married to Money," Plankton creates a robot girlfriend for Mr. Krabs named Cashina, but by the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs finds out that it was him and is very heartbroken, telling Plankton that he was alone for so long and calls him out for exploiting that. Plankton remains completely remorseless.
The other most extreme example is in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, where Plankton steals King Neptune's crown and frames Mr. Krabs. This causes King Neptune to freeze Mr. Krabs and nearly kill him, only to be saved by SpongeBob and Patrick bringing the crown back from Shell City. Not only did Plankton finally steal the formula, but he also brainwashed everyone in Bikini Bottom, took over the town, and sent an evil mercenary named Dennis to kill SpongeBob and Patrick.
And other most extreme example is in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water where it happens backwards since Mr. Krabs turns the whole city against Plankton (and later also against SpongeBob when he believes that he betrayed him in favor of Plankton), when he believes he finally stole the secreted Formula, and in retaliation Mr. Krabs takes his restaurant, kidnapping and interrogating his wife Karen and threatening to crush him to death if he did not say where was the formula, all this despite the fact that he claimed that he did not steal it and having SpongeBob as a witness.
The Bubbler was shocked more.
The Bubbler: Wow! That is crazy!
Bella Huffington: No kidding there mate.
The Bubbler: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rainbows and boomerangs and smashed him down.
Anya Rodriguez the Roaring Ocean Snake Gene-Slammer, Eli, Sirius, Ariel, Leviathan and Popeye VS Sindbad the Sailor.
Sindbad was next.
Sindbad: Did Mr. Krabs really threaten to turn SpongeBob and Squidward into clam bait on a fishing trip?
Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Aye matey. What he did was worthy of sending him to the briny depths. And all because he lost his millionth dollar to a giant blue-lipped clam.
Eli: Mr. Krabs really loved that dollar didn't he.
Sirius: He sure did.
Ariel: What he did though was crazy.
Leviathan: Yeah that was nuts.
Popeye: Yeah it be awful and crabby there. (Laughs)
Sindbad: That was funny. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Elizabeth O'Carroll the Gene-Slammer of Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Misty Tredwell, Himiko Toga and J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon VS Wolfblade Conglomerate
The Wolfblades were next.
Wolfblades: Did Mr. Krabs really fire SpongeBob just to save a nickel?
Elizabeth O'Carrol: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He sure did and it was one of the stupidest things he ever did now.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding. The Krusty Krab was falling apart because of that. All because he was trying to save a stupid nickel!
Himiko Toga: No kidding! What a jerk!
Me: Mr. Krabs would never be called a boss for that or anything like that after what he did.
Wolfblades: I agree there. Lets do it!
We fired waves of blue fire and smashed him down.
Natasha Katariina the Honest Gene-Slammer, Ibara Shiozaki, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 VS Moby Duck.
Moby Duck was next.
Mrs. Dirt: How long has Mr. Krabs and Plankton been mortal enemies?
Natasha Katariina: They were enemies since they were kids! That was a horrible length of time.
Ibara Shiozaki: Yeah it sure was crazy!
Numbuh 2: No kidding. That was crazy that they have been enemies for so long.
Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) It's really crazy guys!
Mrs. Dirt: No kidding! That is nuts. Lets do it!
Moby Duck: (QUACK)
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed Moby Duck down.
Gloria Gellespie the Vladat Gene-Slammer, Lucy Loud, Brittney and Carly Atlas VS Zimbo (AAAHH! Real Monsters)
Zimbo was next.
Zimbo: Is it true that Mr. Krabs tried to sell a moldy Krabby Patty?
Gloria Gellespie: Yeah it sure is. Mr. Krabs ate it and he was sent to Davy Jones Locker.
Lucy Loud: He sold SpongeBob for 62¢.
Brittney: Yeah that was crazy.
Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding. He was a greedy jerk.
Zimbo: Boy he sure was. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Olivia Boone the Ickthyperambuloid Gene-Slammer, Slappy Squirrel, Lynn and Rainbow Dash VS Daniel Boone (Animaniacs)
Daniel Boone was next.
Daniel Boone: Did Mr. Krabs really copy a hotel and turn the Krusty Krab into one?
Olivia Boone: He sure did Ancestor. Mr Krabs plagiarized a motto and in the end Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick and SpongeBob got seriously injured.
Slappy Squirrel: I think that is really stupid too.
Lynn: Yeah no kidding.
Rainbow Dash: What a jerk.
Daniel Boone: No kidding there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, nuts and energy and smashed him down.
Meridith McHenrickson the Evolved Vaxasaurian Gene-Slammer, Mario, Luigi, Daisy (1993) and Kaina Tsutsumi VS President Koopa
Meridith and her group were looking for Koopa.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) We know you're here now.
Then fireballs flew at them and they jumped and the fireballs exploded on the ground!
MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!
President Koopa: YOU FUCKING BITCHES!
He fired more fireballs and they exploded!
Mario 1993: What a jerk!
Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah no kidding!
They fired waves of explosive boulders and fireballs and smashed him all over in fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
They smashed him down.
Pirolilly, Emma Gale, Simone Honou, Paige and Carmen VS Torch Tiger
Torch Tiger was next.
Torch Tiger: Man Squidward sure had lots of problems didn't he?
Pirolilly: Yeah he was a total miserable jerk!
Emma Gale: Yeah what a clod!
Simone Honou: How can he be so miserable?
Paige: He is a total reprobate!
Carmen 2: Yeah what a clod!
Torch Tiger: What a clod. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Rita Fox and her Siblings, Lynn, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust and Pickle & Barley Barrel VS The PIZZA TERROR SIX!
The Pizza Terror Six were next.
Pizza Monster (B&M): (Italian Accent) How come-a Squidward hates-a SpongeBob and Patrick so much?
Rita Fox: Because they were totally annoying to him and caused him nothing but pain.
Pam Fox: What a freak!
Lynn: Yeah what a jerk!
Rainbow Dash: He is a total jerk!
Lightning Dash: He even threatened to turn SpongeBob and Patrick into chum for burying his house!
Pickle Barrel 2: What an absolute monster!
Barley Barrel 2: Yeah no kidding!
Nightmare Pizza: He needs to be given the Black Gates. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and smashed them down.
Gabrielle Victoria the Tamaranean Gene-Slammer, Starfire, Volcana and Frosty Orange VS Lumberjack (TTG)
Lumberjack (TTG) was next.
Lumberjack (TTG): Squidward is the true reprobate and not SpongeBob.
Gabrielle Victoria: I agree there! Same with Mr. Krabs! For being cheap and miserable.
Starfire: I agree there mostly.
Volcana: Yeah what a couple of jerks.
Frosty Orange: They have no love for ANYONE!
Lumberjack: Me too eh. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Uta, Lynn, Luna, RD Lincoln, The Ripping Friends and Laney VS Frictor
Frictor was next.
Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (Echoing) FRICTOR! MASTER OF FRICTION!
Uta: Bring it on Callus Face!
Uta jumped and Frictor rubbed his hands and Uta grabbed the Evil Squidward and he fired a wave of red energy and burned all of Evil Squidward's teeth out down to the gums!
Frictor laughed at that.
Lynn: Nice shooting.
Luna: That was cool dudes.
Lincoln: Yeah it was!
Crag: But Frictor lets give this stupid version of Squidward what for. Come on fellas!
Lynn, Luna, Lincoln, The Ripping Friends and Laney: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Frictor and the group pulverized and smashed the evil Squidward all over the place with extreme savagery!
Frictor: YEAH! That will show him the power of the force of friction!
Simone Honou the Zhuqiaomon Gene-Slammer, Jonny 2X4, Eddy and Luan VS Evil Jonny 2X4 A.K.A. The Gourd
Simone and her group were looking for The Gourd.
Simone Honou: Come on out Gourd.
Then he jumped and Simone kicked him down and they fired waves of fire and wood and light and smashed him down.
Allison Nouveux/Firestorm Flare the Alicorn Gene-Slammer, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Pirolilly, Lola and Nuova Shenron VS Hideyasu Jonouchi
Hideyasu Jonouchi was next.
Hideyasu Jonouchi: I hope that evil version of Squidward dies a horrible and agonizing death.
Allison Nouveux: Oh he will die that horribly.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah what a freak and a jerk!
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) I will force feed him peppers till he dies.
Cayenne: Yeah he deserves this!
Firecracker Burst: Big time.
Pirolilly: Yeah he deserves it too.
Lola: Big time. Jerk!
Nuova Shenron: Big nosed jerkhead!
Hideyasu Jonouchi: I hope I smash his eyes out! HENSHIN!
LOCK ON!
ZIIIPPP!
He went Pinecone!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Lucy Mann, Ripping Friends, Konan, Laney, Lily, Yoko Minato, Kaito Kumon and Mitsuzane Kureshima VS Pooperman
Pooperman was next.
Pooperman: Taste my laser vision!
He fired a wave of laser vision!
They dodged it and fired waves of elements and energy and smashed him down.
Lucy Mann smashed him down.
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
They punched and smashed him all over the place.
They smashed and pulverized him all over.
Megan Kiraton the Poison Butterfly Gene-Slammer, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger and Zecora VS Mezool
Mezool was next.
Mezool: This is amazing fighting you underwater.
Megan Kiraton: It sure is awesome.
Fluttershy: I think it's amazing and awesome too.
Tree Hugger: Yeah it's really far out dudes.
Zecora: Being underwater is most amazing and fun. Just as amazing as enjoying a good day in the sun.
Mezool: It sure is fun. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed her down.
Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn The White Night Dragon Gene-Slammer of Iceland, Alexis Rhodes, Carly Atlas, Zoe Orimoto and Himiko Toga VS Ornismon
Ornismon was next.
Ornismon: Evil Squidward sure has a nasty disposition.
Kristjana: (Icelandic Accent) He sure does and he needs a huge attitude adjustment.
Alexis Rhodes: I agree there and he is a monster.
Carly Atlas: Yeah he needs to be destroyed forever.
Zoe Orimoto: I agree there too.
Himiko Toga: I'm going to turn him into fried calamari.
Ornismon: He will be good. Lets do it! (Echoing) COSMIC RAY!
He fired a dazzling star beam and they jumped and dodged it and fired waves of ice, fire and wind and smashed him down.
Fern Kemmington the Giant Germ Gene-Slammer, Laney, Lily and Huntsman VS Dr. Negative
Dr. Negative was next.
Dr. Negative: This day is gonna be getting better soon.
Fern Kemmington: I know what will make it funny.
Fern then went over and bit Evil Squidward and he let loose a nasty case of EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Dr. Negative laughed hysterically!
Laney: That was really funny!
Lily: (LAUGHS) SERVES YOU RIGHT STUPID SQUIDWARD!
Huntsman: YEAH!
Dr. Negative: Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Willow Emillston the Harpie Queen Gene-Slammer, Willow and Rakka VS Thursday Man
Thursday Man was next.
Thursday Man: Now you will feel my vengeance.
Willow Emillston: We'll see about that.
Willow: Yeah this will be awesome.
Rakka: It sure will.
Thursday Man: This will be good. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Julie Carolina the Nombyiote Gene-Slammer, Lana, Lola and Girl Jordan VS Superfriends Lex Luthor
Superfriends Lex Luthor was next.
Superfriends Lex Luthor: Now you will see why there is a D in Destroy. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Julie Carolina: And there is a K in the word Kill. As in I'm going to kill you!
Lana: Yeah you Lex Luthor knockoff!
Lola: Yeah you jerk!
Girl Jordan: Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and ice and smashed him down.
Nathalie Nikolaevna the Moltensteel Dragon Gene-slammer, Lola, Volcana and Solar Man VS Fireball
Fireball was next.
Nathalie and her group were looking for their archenemy.
Then a figure came out and it was FIREBALL!
Nathalie Nikolaevna: (Russian Accent) Now this is gonna be fun.
Fireball: You will burn!
Lola: You are the one that will burn.
Volcana: Yeah it will burn for you.
Solar Man: Bring it on.
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Neferteri Salah An Owl of Luck Gene-Slammer, Lucy Loud, Brittney, Misty Tredwell and Himiko Toga VS Evil Hiei
Neferteri Salah and her group were looking for her archenemy.
Then Neferteri sensed something and then punched a figure and it was an evil version of HIEI!
Neferteri Salah: (Egyptian Accent) So I have an evil version of Hiei as my archenemy.
Evil Hiei: Now I see. You're a decent fighter on your own but when your friends are on the line your strength increases greatly. You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you.
Neferteri Salah: Well fuck you too asshole.
Evil Hiei: And yes Neferteri I'll admit you surprised me but like a true amateur you failed to take advantage of the situation. You didn't get my sword. A Mistake that will prove fatal. Because now that I know it, I won't be be dropping my guard any longer. The world doesn't give many chances. You've just missed yours.
Neferteri Salah: Are you done shooting your fucking mouth off yet? Because this fight is really starting to get as boring as you.
Evil Hiei: Why you!
He went at her and Neferteri punched him in the face and smashed him down and then grabbed the Sword.
Evil Hiei got up.
Evil Hiei: NOW YOU'RE DEAD!
Neferteri Salah: That's all you are Hiei is nothing but a bunch of talk and no action and that's makes you so weak and pathetic.
Evil Hiei growled!
Evil Hiei: Consider this a compliment! (Takes off robe) I've never transformed for a human.
Then he glowed in a green aura and his skin turned green and his Jagan Eye glowed red and then many eyes opened up all over him.
Evil Hiei: (Laughs) How do you like my full demon form?
Neferteri: Very impressive.
Lucy Loud: It's really wicked.
Neferteri: Lets do it then!
She teleported and kicked him in the face and punched him all over and then punched him in his face and smashed him down and then fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
The Ripping Friends, Nico, Me, Luna, Laney and Lynn VS Jimmy (Cow and Chicken)
The Ripping Friends and us were looking for the Ripping Friends archenemy. Then a huge big kid came.
Crag: And who are you?
Jimmy (Cow and Chicken): I'm your worst nightmare manure heads!
Me: I know you are but what am I?
Jimmy (Cow and Chicken): I'm Jimmy and I'm known as the dentist of Scarsdale because I'll rip the molars right out of your head!
Me: How about I pulverize your face in and rip your tongue out through your nose.
Nico: People like you make me sick.
Luna: Me too!
Crag: Come on guys!
The Ripping Friends, Nico, Me, Luna, Laney and Lynn: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We punched and smashed him all over.
Varya Pozhar the Old Entity Cthugua Gene-Slammer, Lola, Nuova Shenron, Volcana and Sam S.L. VS Human Flame
Varya and her group was looking for her archenemy. Then a blast of fire came out and it was HUMAN FLAME!
Varya Pozhar: (Russian Accent) Human Flame!
Lola: This is gonna be good.
Human Flame: Prepare to burn!
Volcana: Bring it on.
Nuova Shenron: I'll burn you.
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Face Stealer
Face Stealer was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of bottles of potions. It was called the Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix, they're a collection of large phoenix-shaped bottles with a rainbow-colored potion inside of the large phoenix-shaped bottles, and the rainbow-colored potion mixtures inside the bottles are also infused with the healing tears of the Phoenix, and they'll cure any severe wounds or injuries, and restore them to full health.
Nico: Wow Potions this time.
Face Stealer: Yeah it's called the Rainbow Tears of the Phoenix. They have amazing healing abilities and they can cure any injury and sickness.
Nico: Cool! This is just what we needed for food poisoning and more like that. Remind me to thank you for this the next time we face each other.
Face Stealer: Use one drop of that stuff. It's really powerful.
Nico: Okay.
Nico teleported back with them.
Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 3!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!
Nico: Lets summon the Power Cannon!
The Rangers summoned the cannon and charged it up!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Face Stealer you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Lincoln: I might be feeling a little sick. But I can still kick ass!
Nico: Here Lincoln drink this. Just one drop though.
Lincoln drank the potion called The Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix and he was instantly better!
Poromon: Feeling better, Lincoln?
Lincoln: WHOA! I feel completely better! What happened?
Nico: It's called the Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix. New potions that were given to us by Face Stealer.
Lincoln: Cool!
William: (sighs) I miss Maria.
Nico: (pats William on the back) Me too, William. Me too.
Me: We'll see her shortly. (Pulls out cell phone)
I called Maria and everyone and told them to come as we got some new medicine. We had Lincoln's friends drink the Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix and they healed them and were fully better!
Stella Zhau: WHOA!
Maria: My goodness! That was awesome!
Eli: Thank Face Stealer for this.
William: Wow that is cool!
Orion: This volcano's gonna be your tomb!
Nico: And it's going to be hot hot hot!
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Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Ranger!
Me, Eli, Zarya, Jared and Nico pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!
Me, Eli, Zarya, Jared and Nico: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the Super Sentai Teams!
We went at him.
Edzilla: ED SMASH EVIL SQUIDWARD!
HE SMASHED EVIL SQUIDWARD INTO PULP! AND HE RIPPED OFF HIS ARM!
Edzilla: EVIL SQUIDWARD IS ED'S TO SMASH!
Eddy: Oh, c'mon, Lumpy! Don't hog all the fun!
Edzilla: Aw! Ed only got Evil Squidward's arm!
Eddy: I think that's enough for you, Lumpy.
We punched and smashed and pulverized Evil Squidward all over. Olkiex blasted and pulverized him all over.
Blurr, Flare, Runabout and Juandissimo used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blurr's Electro-Laser, Runabout's Particle Beam Rifle and Flare and Juandissimo's powers 100-fold.
Blur and Flare: LIGHTNING FLAME BLAST!
Runabout and Juandissimo: MAGIC PARTICLE BLAST!
Tala and Magic: MAGIC OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Abra Kadabra and Tech: TECH OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Dayu and Life: LIFE OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Bonz and Earth: EARTH OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Yenaldoshi and Light: LIGHT OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Mummy and Undead: UNDEAD OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Ranamon and Air: AIR OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Puff and Dark: DARK OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Beautiful Gorgeous and Light: LIGHT OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Harpymon and Fire: FIRE OF SKYLANDS BLAST!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Varie, Oceanus Shenron, Lana and Oceanus Shenron: NEPTUNE MEGABLAST SURPRISE!
We fired waves of elements and energy.
Emily Princeton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Larry, Plankton, Varie and Rarity: NEPTUNE MEGABLAST OF POWER!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: VOLCANO STYLE: MOUNT ETNA!
Toph: VOLCANO LAVA STYLE: OJOS DEL SALADO!
Julie Makimoto: VOLCANO LAVA STYLE: MONTE PISSIS!
Entrapta: VOLCANO LIGHTNING STYLE: NEVADO TRES CRUCES!
Perfuma: VOLCANO FLOWER STYLE: LLULLAILLACO!
Frosta: VOLCANO ICE STYLE: TIPAS!
Mai Shiranui: VOLCANO FIRE STYLE: INCAHUASI!
Jessica Shannon: VOLCANO FIRES STYLE: CHIMBORAZO!
Kyoko: VOLCANO LIGHTNING STYLE: SAN PEDRO!
Misako: VOLCANO LAVA STYLE: ARACAR!
Cassandra Alexandra: VOLCANO FIRE STYLE: MOUNT KILIMANJARO!
Tyris Flare: VOLCANO FIRE STYLE: COTOPAXI!
Kei: VOLCANO FIRE STYLE: TUTUPACA!
Yuri: VOLCANO WATER STYLE: TACORA!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into images of said volcanoes from around the world.
Lincoln and his harem: VOLCANO FINAL SMASH: MAGMA BURN!
They fired magma at evil depressed Squidward which burned him badly!
Bobby then trapped him in a prison made of crystal.
?: Soon, every living thing in this entire world will be destroyed!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Byleth: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Nemesis.
An old man with white hair, a white beard, and red eyes completely covered in scars wearing shoulder armor and a white cape, and with the dark version of the Sword of the Creator in his right hand came out, and it was none other than Nemesis, the undead monarch.
Byleth: Nemesis, I should've known you'd come out yet again, you just don't even know when to quit, do you?
Móyá the Tooth Faerie: But, this will be the last time you ever return from the dead to cause havoc on the world again.
Suddenly, Móyá the Tooth Faerie's purple eyes neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with magic, teeth, and faeries, she got out her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice, and as she approached Nemesis, she left purple energy, magic, teeth, and faeries with every step.
Móyá the Tooth Faerie: Nemesis, the suffering that you have caused to both the living and the dead can never be forgiven, and now, I will see to it that you pay the price for your crimes with your life.
Suddenly, Móyá the Tooth Faerie was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with teeth and magic surrounding the vortex, there's a faerie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Móyá the Tooth Faerie emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Móyá the Tooth Faerie grew to 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess and she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blue hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with teeth, magic, and faeries surrounding her, she has a faerie with the Tooth Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on tooth faerie earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Tooth Kanji in its hands, she also has a tooth faerie with purple gems for the eyes and the Tooth Kanji in its hands for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Móyá the Tooth Faerie has on a short-sleeved white blouse with a purple phoenix on it, pink skirt, white pants, blue fur leg warmers, blue boots, long long-sleeveless purple coat with magic, teeth, and faeries on the coattails, and on the back is a faerie with teeth and magic surrounding her. Móyá the Tooth Faerie's blue faerie wings grew much bigger for her new body, and they have a faerie, a Thunderbird, a Phoenix, and an Angel in them, Móyá the Tooth Faerie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with white gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Móyá the Tooth Faerie has her massive Neopia's Magic Staff of Magical Justice in her right hand, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with white gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large white Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large white Spellbook of The Elemental Gods on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the faerie that said, "Móyá the Tooth Faerie, Tooth Faerie of Neopia, Vanquisher of The Darkest Faerie, Dear Friend of Neopia's Many Heroes, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Teeth, Magic, and Faeries."
ムーヤ・ザ・トゥース・フェアリーネオピアの歯の妖精、最も暗い妖精の先駆者、ネオピアの多くの英雄の親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生歯、魔法、妖精の達人
Móyá the Tooth Faerie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY TRUE LOVE MAGIC TOOTH FAERIE ANGEL OF NEOPIA JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!
We were amazed by Móyá the Tooth Faerie's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Nemesis saw it, the undead monarch fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Móyá the Tooth Faerie fired a powerful blast of purple energy with teeth, magic, and faeries at him, and it hits the undead monarch, and he hits a nearby mountain.
Nico: Whoa, Móyá the Tooth Faerie's transformed, this is going to be a good one.
Me: You said it, Nico.
Lincoln: Wow, Móyá, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Móyá the Tooth Faerie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Tooth Faerie and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, then, shall we put an end to this undead monarch once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Móyá.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Móyá the Tooth Faerie.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of causing havoc and chaos are over, Nemesis.
Móyá the Tooth Faerie and Lincoln went after Nemesis, who fired blasts of dark magic at them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, teeth, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Faeries at Nemesis, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the undead monarch. Lincoln engaged in a powerful swordfight against Nemesis, as their swords clashed and the sparks started fires, and Lincoln absorbed the fires and it made him stronger than ever, and he disarmed Nemesis of his sword, and Lincoln attacked Nemesis with powerful one-handed swings from his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and left even more scars on him, and Móyá the Tooth Faerie fired powerful purple energy blasts from her staff, and it hit the undead monarch.
Then, Lincoln fired a red energy blast at Nemesis, and once it hits him, Lincoln then sucked out and absorbed all of Nemesis' powers and abilities, and he and the rest of us made them our own, and then, Lincoln and Móyá the Tooth Faerie Faerie fired powerful beams of energy, and as they hit the undead monarch, the energy beams exploded with incredible power, killing him for good and he was erased from existence as he was condemned to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Móyá the Tooth Faerie and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and power down, and Móyá the Tooth Faerie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive white and ice-blue feathered wings are permanent.
Móyá the Tooth Faerie: That's it for that treacherous undead monarch. Thank you for helping me with taking down Nemesis, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Móyá.
Suddenly, Móyá the Tooth Faerie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and it brought an atomic blush to Lincoln's face, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Móyá the Tooth Faerie's face, they kiss passionately as Móyá the Tooth Faerie wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's neck, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Faerie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with waterfalls made of mouthwash coming down behind them, along with teeth and magic behind them, and we cheered for them.
Rita: Now, that was an amazing dentist-themed display. Ugh, too bad I didn't bring a camera.
Lori: I already got it, Mom, and I'll send it to you on your phone as soon as we get back home.
Nico: You know, the display from Lincoln and Móyá the Tooth Faerie could be perfect to put up for Dr. Feinstein's office, Ms. Rita.
Me: Nico's right, and this could be perfect for any future patients for Dr. Feinstein's office. Speaking of which, Lincoln, don't your kids have their dentist appointments tomorrow?
Lincoln: That's right, J.D. I asked Mom yesterday to do an appointment for my kids tomorrow, and I also made sure they brush and floss every night before bed.
Thunder Sparkle: And we're more than ready for our dentist appointment with Grandma Rita and Dr. Feinstein tomorrow, Dad.
Lincoln: That's what I want to hear, sweetie.
Rita: (Giggles) You really are taking your role as a father very seriously, honey.
Twilight Sparkle: Same with us as our roles as mothers to our kids, Ms. Rita.
Lincoln: It's too bad Equestria doesn't have a dentist office there, that would've been awesome.
Scootaloo: Actually, Light Lily's plans for Equestria also included putting up a dentist's office, and it'll be open next month in June.
Nico: Whoa, that's awesome.
Me: A dentist's office in Equestria, now that's really awesome.
Lincoln: Nice.
Me: Almost done.
We went to the volcano and went up to the top.
Poliwag: (sweating) It's getting hot in here!
Me: (SWEATS) WHEW! No kidding.
We had the Evil Squidward in a crystal.
Nico: Now for this Squidward to be toasted.
We threw him in and incinerated the Evil Squidward into nothing.
Nico: All's well that ends well. Now, who wants to roast hot dogs?
Lily: Good thing I brought some.
Laney: Cool.
Dumbbelltron: There. That's the end of Evil Squidward.
Whirlin: The Volcano should be calm now.
Emily Princeton: I'm gonna love it here with you guys.
Noirtera: So am I.
Norris Harrisburg: Same with me.
Loki: You girls won't regret it.
Whiger: Think Clyde and the others are ok now?
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Why don't we check on them right now?
Me: No need for that guys.
They saw that everyone was all right.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Wow! You guys are better! Wow!
Whiger: But how?
Me: Thanks to these from Face Stealer.
We showed them our new potions.
Me: The Rainbow Tears of the Phoenix and they have incredibly powerful healing abilities.
Nico: They sure do and it's awesome.
Lola: Yeah it sure is! Those are really cool!
Nico: Yep. But this was awesome. Great job today everyone.
Me: This was a really awesome adventure.
Then the evil Squidward's Spirit appeared.
Me: Never again.
I used the Black Gates on him and banished him to oblivion.
Nico: Good riddance.
Varie: (To the viewers) This was an awesome and funny and awesome adventure. It was reallyl awesome that we all faced the volcano and an evil Squidward too.
Laney: It sure was cool.
Nico: Yep. Lets head to the Krusty Krab and get some Krabby Patties and head home.
We went to the Krusty Krab and then got krabby patties and then went back home and then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Sponge-Cano from SpongeBob was a great episode and it was so awesome how SpongeBob everyone saved the city from a volcano that erupted in the middle of the city. That episode aired on January 28th, 2011 and it was really funny too. The first rescue in my dreams was a good one and it had an element from the SpongeBob episode Sleepy Time and it was cool. The rescue for Lincoln was for a breakfast planet and that was really cool! The second part was for the movie Dracula Untold and I never saw that movie before but it was scary and amazing. The opening scene of the chapter was based on the Appetizer scene from the SpongeBob episode Squilliam Returns and that one was really funny! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks Guys. No dream rescue tomorrow this time. Nico's next rescue is gonna be a really awesome and cool one as Nico, Luke Skywalker, Jayden, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily go to an amazing planet made of chicken wings and we're going to see a planet where there are only chicken wings, chicken wings, chicken wings and more chicken wings and the lakes, rivers, streams and waterfalls are all different flavors of awesome sauces. We're going to face a villain called THE ANGRY CHICKEN! And we're going to meet a Twi'lek Gene-slammer named Aurora Gettysburg. Aurora Gettysburg is Nico's Friend from Astronomy Class and she knows so much about the stars and is an awesome master of the Force and knows so much about the Force and is a master of a new Force Technique that was never seen before. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be on a planet made of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Tomato Soup and Egg Noodles. Goldfish Crackers live there too. We're also going to meet a gene-slammer for Arcana Force IV - The Emperor named Loreena Kellington. Loreena Kellington is a powerful psychic and she has a total mastery over the stars. She also is one of Lincoln's awesome guardian angels. She even has been known for stopping bad things before they happen. One time she saved all of Royal Woods from the terror of mad scientist that was about to destroy the entire city with the power of a superlaser blast aimed at the Loud House. The next chapter is for the awesome movie Ratatouille and we're going to face Chef Skinner and we're going to make sure he doesn't get to Remy who is an awesome chef and even rats can be chefs too.
See you all tomorrow
