BRACE YOURSELVES GUYS, MAY IS ANGRY AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE HER WHEN SHE IS ANGRY!
Sailing on our ship across the ocean was Nico, Arkayna, Sunburn of the Skylanders, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were over the Caribbean Sea. Something is telling me that we're going to be in for a really awesome and epic battle.
Nico: So the next rescue is over in the Caribbean.
Me: I have a feeling this is gonna be so awesome.
Eli: I hope we don't face Davy Jones again. I hate that monster for killing Ariel's mother!
Me: We all do Eli.
May: Yeah he was the worst.
Laney: What he did was absolutely unforgivable.
Ibara: I can tell about that.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Arkayna
Arkayna: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so awesome. And we get to sail on the ocean too.
Me: Boy we sure do and it's so awesome.
Applejack was hurling her guts out over the side.
Nico: I forgot that Applejack gets seasick.
Eli: Oh man.
Nico: Arkayna, I'll never forget the day we met you and your team.
Arkayna: I know and that was such an amazing honor to meet you guys.
Me: And I'll never forget our first mission to Gemina. That's when me and Zarya met and we fell in love.
Eli: That was so awesome bro.
Lana: It sure was. And that was when we took down Tazma.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That also began the series of missions we had taking down all of the Mysticon's major enemies.
Camie: Wow! That is amazing!
Himiko Toga: You guys must've had a lot of fun on those missions.
Me: Oh we sure did.
Tsuyu: Who were the enemies of the Mysticons?
Me: Well their biggest enemy of all was the evil Lich Queen, Necrafa. She was the ultimate personification of pure evil. Eons ago the predecessor Mysticons before Arkayna and her team defeated her and sealed her into another dimension at the cost of their own lives. But their enemies were some of the worst we've ever seen. First we faced Tazma, then we faced Mallory, Kasha and Willa of the Vexicons as well as a dark version of Eartha. And then the big mission came when we took down Necrafa and that battle threatened to tear the entire planet and the universe apart.
Eli: Yeah that was epic!
Nico: It sure was. J.D. unleashed his ultimate power on all of those monsters.
Me: I sure did. But if Necrafa ever comes back she is DEFINITELY getting the Black Gates for sure.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Nico: Does this mean J.D.'s like your brother in law?
Arkayna: Yes it does and I'm so happy for my sister.
Me: I am too. But man Arkayna that was really shocking for you to see that Zarya was your long lost twin sister and she was hiding in plain view all this time.
Arkayna: Yeah it was. But that was because we didn't want our enemies to find her and use her for evil.
Me: I completely understand on that.
Kaito: Me and Shu are part of your family too.
Nico: That's true because Kaito has Zarya like a little sister.
Me: Yeah that's true. Arkayna was also the first to ever do an Ambassador Mission.
Nico: That's right we started those in November last year.
Me: But I think we started the Blue Dragon World as a test.
Lola: Yeah that was a cool one to hear about.
Arkayna: That was amazing though.
Nico: Actually, the Aligned Transformers world was a test.
Me: Oh right. But that really was a very awesome and successful venture.
Laney: It sure was! That was so awesome.
Me: And thus our Ambassador Mission Program was made.
Arkayna: That's true.
Me: And everyone has done an awesome job so far in the last 7 months.
Arkayna: Boy they sure have and it is really awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Fu: My favorite has been with the Kamen Riders. It was so awesome to meet them.
Me: That is true Fu. Also we owe the Kamen Riders all big time for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Fu: That's true and we sure do.
Juran: (to Arkayna and Zarya) Although, the days you 2 transformed involved Officer X.
Arkayna: I know. That was intense.
Zarya: But it was so awesome and epic.
Me: Yes it sure was. And we had a lot of fun on those missions too.
Eli: They sure were awesome as well.
Camie: It sure was cool! By the way Arkayna what is Drake City like on the planet Gemina?
Arkayna: It's really amazing and I am the princess of Drake City. The city is an amazing and beautiful place. But before J.D. and everyone came, Gemina was overrun with bad guys.
Nico: Many of them were their major enemies.
Me: Yep.
Nicole: Yeah no kidding there.
Camie: What kind of creatures live on Gemina?
Me: All sorts of awesome creatures. There are elves, dwarves, dragons, mermaids, gryphons, phoenixes, many creatures and it is awesome.
Lola: Yeah it's really amazing.
Lana: I'll say.
Me: Yep.
May: Nico, in case I lose it today, I'm trusting you to come up with a contingency plan to stop me.
Nico certainly didn't expect that from his own wife.
Nico: (sweats nervously) Um... no problem, May.
Me: (In my head) Uh oh. I have this feeling that something is going to make explode.
We arrived at our destination.
We were at WHITECAP BAY!
Me: Whitecap Bay.
Eli: (GULP)
Nico: I think Jack Sparrow's been here before.
Me: Yes he has.
Fu: I've got a really bad feeling about this guys. I have a feeling we're going to battle Mermaids from the Dark Side of the legend.
Camie: What's the dark side of the legend of the Mermaid?
Me: Well for centuries many people believed that mermaids were savage and ruthless bloodthirsty monsters. They lure sailors to their deaths.
Camie: (GULPS)
Zarya: Yeah scary.
Nico: Yeah. But they will come.
We pulled up to the shore and then we went over to the lighthouse.
Nico: Okay we're going to turn day into night and then we're going to use manmade light from the lighthouse to attract mermaids to us.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Laney: Yep.
Me: Everyone stand ready. When the mermaids from the dark side of the legend come, they will come in the hundreds of thousands.
Nico: Yep.
Nico used his magic and blocked out the sun with a total solar eclipse and turned day into night.
Me: Hear we go.
I lit the lighthouse and shined it onto the water.
Eli: Now we wait.
Arkayna: Maybe we should put gasoline into the water to kill the mermaids with.
Me: Now where would the fun in that be? That would be too quick.
Nico: We've always like the thrill of battle.
Arkayna: Oh.
Zarya: Are they even going to come?
Me: Oh they will. The light will draw them to us like flys to a bug zapper. Also my mermaid sense will know when they are near.
Camie: Mermaid Sense?
Me: It's a power I have had since I was a child. I have this power that enables me to sense for mermaids.
Camie: Wow that is amazing.
Me: Yep. And the bait is going to be that boat with fake meat dummies on it.
Nico: Nice. Like going fishing.
Lola: Yep.
Me: Like when we killed Blackbeard
Nico: There's also the possibility that the next Gene Slammer will see it too.
Me: Yep.
We waited and then 20 minutes later, my mermaid senses picked up something.
Me: (Senses something) They're here. Many of them.
Nico: Stand ready. The minute they get those dummies, blast them.
Eli: Right.
May: I'm ready.
Zarya: Same here.
Me: But I sense a bunch of other mermaids that are good and part of the light side. I'll use my magic to mark those for us to see.
Nico: Good idea.
I used my magic to do so.
Then we saw a mermaid pop out of the water and then she grabbed a dummy.
Nico: FIRE!
We fired a bunch of energy blasts and smashed the dark side mermaids all over.
Me: All right you bloodsucking fish demons! COME AND GET US!
Dark Mermaid: WITH PLEASURE!
Zocks: (Singing and dancing) "Yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy-hoy! Hey! I am a World Pirate. In pursuit of treasure, I go from sea to sea! I am a pirate. In pursuit of freedom, I travel from world to world! I'll get my hands on it no matter what! And then I'll get a feeling that's two good! Yo-ho-hoy!"
Me: YEAH!
Zenkaigers: Change Zenkai!
Zocks: Change Twokai!
The Zenkaigers transformed!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
All: The Six assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: OH YEAH!
May: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Lincoln: LETS GET THEM!
We walked out on the water and slashed the Dark Side Mermaids all over the place and spilled their blood all over the place.
Nico pulled a pin on a grenade and threw it into the water.
Me: They never saw grenades before.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Blood and guts splattered all over.
The dark mermaids fired cables of seaweed at us and I grabbed them.
Me: This will be a shock to you!
I channelled lightning and it went through the seaweed and electrocuted them all over and they exploded!
KRASPLAT KRASPLAT KRASPLAT! KRASPLAT!
Nico: That was awesome and clever!
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Light mermaids coming.
They came and we saw 5 mermaids. 1 had blond hair and a pink tail and another had black hair and a black tail and 3 of them had blond hair and blue tails.
Syrena: Awesome you all came.
Me: Syrena. Awesome to see you again.
Syrena: Same to you too. Been a while.
Nico: Yeah it sure has been a while.
Ryrena: Awesome you know Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Syrena: I sure do.
Maria: I got this.
Maria formed balls of water for them and got them over to us.
Nico threw another grenade into the water.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Eli: Chew on this!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted Dark Side Mermaids all over and they exploded!
May: Now this is gonna be awesome. I've always wanted to try this one. SIRENS SONG STYLE NINJA ART: MAELSTROM OF THE CARNAGE STORM!
May sang a song divinely and she caused a powerful whirlpool and it shredded numerous Dark Mermaids into blood and guts!
Nico: WHOA Nice one May!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Jack's missing out!
Laney: Yeah he sure is!
Nico: It's like fighting pirates on Easter of 2020 all over again!
Lola: Yeah!
Lola fired waves of fire and fireballs and they blasted Dark Mermaids all over and incinerated them!
Varie: Now to bring this battle to the ocean Floor!
She pulled out the Trident of Poseidon and slashed the ocean and formed water wall and we were on the ocean floor and the Dark Mermaids were not happy with us.
Varie: In the name of Neptune you bad mermaids are going down!
Camie: Wow! That was so awesome!
Sirius: Boy it sure was!
Himiko Toga: Yeah!
The Dark Mermaids were coming at us like cockroaches!
Nico fired Electro's lightning into the water and electrocuted the dark mermaids all over the place and they exploded and splattered blood and guts all over the place!
Me: It's like fighting the mermaids we faced in the Mediterranean all over again!
Tsuyu: That must've been as bloody as this battle!
Me: It was.
I flicked Firefly's switch along with the switch for the planet Mars and I formed a sword for Mars and I slashed and incinerated many Dark Mermaids!
Me: Lets see how they like this!
I flicked Dark's switch and activated the switch for Uranus and I formed an ALIEN Ξ SCYTHE!
Me: Cool! To quote Dark, "Here's your warning: YOUR ASSES ARE ABOUT TO BE KICKED!"
I slashed numerous dark mermaids and they shattered into dust!
Nico: Those Kamen Rider items for Dark and the others sure are handy!
Me: Boy they sure are and this is really cool!
Nico: Though, we should probably start assigning each item to a specific person in the future.
Me: Good idea. Lets see how they like this.
I flicked the switches for Stinky Butt and Venus.
Me: Sniff on this bitches!
Nico: Wait.
Nico picked me up and held me like a bazooka.
Nico: Okay J.D. give it everything you got!
Me: With pleasure!
I groaned and then…
KRAFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
I fired a massive flaming blast of fire from my butt and it hit numerous dark mermaids and incinerated them!
Laney: YEAH! WOW! That was cool!
Nico: Dark's Legend Items are random since they're linked to his Antitrix.
Me: That is interesting though. Lisa is making more and more Astroswitches and Fullbottles for us that have all the powers of ALL OF the members of M.O.E.
I flicked the switches for Marluxia and Earth.
Me: Sniff on these!
I punched the ground and formed a massive bunch of predatory flowers and they ate the dark mermaids for lunch!
Nico: And let's not forget the Fuestles from the previous Ambassador mission.
Me: That's right we got those now and they have the powers of the Masters of Evil too.
Eli: Boy this is crazy that we have Another Kamen Riders that possess all the powers of the members of the Masters of Evil.
Me: No kidding bro but this is awesome that we can use their powers in these awesome Astroswitches, Fuestles and Fullbottles.
I flicked the switches for Kaos and the planet Saturn.
Me: Chew on this!
I formed a ring of Saturn and then it formed the elemental powers of the Skylanders around the rings and then I threw it and it slashed and sliced and diced numerous Dark Mermaids all over and destroyed them.
Nico: COOL!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Don't forget the Fuestles are from Wataru's team.
Me: I know and they have the great monsters of horror in them.
Eli: That is so awesome.
Lola: Yeah!
But then a massive blast of fire exploded out and incinerated the rest of the Dark Mermaids into nothing.
Syrena: Whoa! Nice job Lola!
Lola: I didn't do anything.
Then we saw a phoenix dragon!
Me: A phoenix Dragon!
Phoenix Dragon: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) That takes care of those fiends.
Nico: That voice. Jane Logan Clayton?
Phoenix Dragon: Awesome to see you again Nico.
She reverted back and was a girl with fire angel wings and had red clothes and the symbol for the Fire Skylanders on her skirt.
Jane Logan Clayton: Now that is how you deal with rotten mermaids.
Syrena: Thank goodness.
Varie: Lets get back onto land and catch up.
We did so and the sun came back.
Arkayna: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jane Logan Clayton: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico made the spiciest chili ever in cooking class. We call it Showdown Cajun Gumbo Chili. It was made with meat, beans, spices and 75 different kinds of hot sauces from the hottest peppers in the world.
Nico: I remember that! There was this one girl that loved it so much. She also had fire breath from it and then burned a local bully to a crisp.
Me: Wow that is lethal chili! I hope I get to try some.
Laney: That sounds like awesome chili.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Jane hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Jane Logan Clayton: By George me too Lincoln. Me too.
Me: But this was a bloody battle.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Arkayna: But it was really fun too.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Yep. Lets head home.
We did so.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Twilight Sparkle are heading to the planet Celtica in the Unknown Zone, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seventeen girls there, but we got word that Darkstar has returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for killing him years ago.
Lincoln also called Ben and the others here to join us as soon as they got the word that Darkstar has returned from the dead.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here on the planet Celtica.
Nico: You said it, Lincoln, this place sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: And I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we got word that Darkstar has returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for killing him years ago.
Me: That's right, big guy. I can't believe that energy-draining vampire's come back from the dead.
Ben: And there's no doubt in my mind that The Church of Necrom had a hand in bringing him back from the dead.
Michael Morningstar: Now, they've really crossed a serious line this time.
Lincoln: You said it, Michael, and I want to thank you guys and Twilight for joining us, Ben.
Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome, Linky, and you've got a plan to disable his powers?
Lincoln: Yep, remember the Talisman Cards of The Universe we got from our treasure battle? I've got a spell to use to disable his power-draining abilities, which'll last for 72 hours, which gives us enough time for us to kill him.
Nico: Awesome, and I didn't forget about the Talisman Cards of The Universe, this is going to be so awesome.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Darkstar, and he's going to drain them of their energy. Lincoln also saw that Darkstar had the symbol of The Church of Necrom on his forehead, proof that The Church of Necrom brought him back from the dead, and he also had an army of Werewolf Demons with him.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Darkstar, and he's going to drain them of their energy, and I also saw that Darkstar had the symbol of The Church of Necrom on his forehead, proof that The Church of Necrom brought him back from the dead, and he also has an army of Werewolf Demons with him.
Renee Ravenclaw: I should've known The Church of Necrom were the ones who brought him back from the dead, and that army of Werewolf Demons with him, there's only one warlock in The Church of Necrom who's able to summon Werewolf Demons: Douglas Moreau.
Lincoln: One of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom, Nigel's younger brother, and one of Damian's two enforcers, I should've known that insane warlock was behind this.
?: Let's put an end to that power-hungry energy vampire once and for all.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Waterdragon Fairy, appear before us.
Nico: Wow, that's the Waterdragon Fairy, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Diane Sellington, but we'll have to talk later, we've got to stop Darkstar once and for all.
We rushed on over and Lincoln took out one Talisman Card of The Universe and he said a powerful incantation as the talisman card was surrounded by rainbow energy and he threw it, and it latches onto Darkstar's back and disabled his powers, and Lincoln fired rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Darkstar, and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of silver energy and killed Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons, and it allowed the seventeen girls to get away. When Darkstar saw us, he was pissed off big time, and so were we.
Ben: I should've known it was only a matter of time before you showed up, Darkstar.
Darkstar: And don't think I forgot about the humiliation you dealt me years ago, Ben, and now, I will have my revenge.
Darkstar tried to fire a black energy blast, but nothing happened.
Lincoln: Nice try, Darkstar, but we were prepared, and I disabled your powers, and now, it's time for you to die once again.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Ghostforce, The Omnitrix Brigade, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, Rayman unholstered his massive greatsword and he transformed, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Darkstar, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a dark energy blast using Darkstar's own powers, and as it hits Darkstar, Lincoln sucked out all of Darkstar's powers and energy and we teleported him to the Masters of Evil prison. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: And that's it for Darkstar and this time for good. (To Diane Sellington) And it's so good to see you again, Diane Sellington.
Diane Sellington reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing pink hair, pink eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive pink angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Waterdragon Fairy, and she's dressed in a sleeveless green midriff top, green shorts, green sneakers, and long green sleeveless trenchcoat with fairies and ocean waves on the coattails, and Waterdragon Fairy on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Waterdragon Fairy-themed greatsword with Waterdragon Fairy etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large green fairy wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem surrounded by green angel wings for the pommel.
Diane Sellington: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Diane Sellington and they hugged, and Diane Sellington was also surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Diane Sellington: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Diane Sellington, she's one of my Guardian Angels from Florida and she loves the tropical climates and she has immensely powerful water powers that are the strongest ever seen.
Me: That's amazing.
Lincoln: And get ready for this: she also has a massively powerful hatred towards Billy McLean for what he did to her best friends Courtney and Sammy, and even Amy for hurting her sister and killing her father.
Nico: Whoa, that's intense. But, we also hate Billy McLean and Amy for what they've done, and we're humiliating them and now they're nothing but laughingstocks.
Diane Sellington: Awesome. Oh, Lincoln, you should also get rid of Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons before he could retrieve them.
Lincoln: On it.
Suddenly, the army of Douglas Moreau's Werewolf Demons dissolved into darkness, and they also left behind Rider Watches and they're for Lincoln and his sisters. They merged with their Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe, and then, they got devices on their arms that had all 310 Core Powers of The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Looks like Douglas Moreau sent his Werewolf Demons to steal those Rider Watches from Ora, so The Church of Necrom could use them. When Ora finds out what Douglas Moreau did on Maxxine's mission, she's going to be pissed off at that insane warlock.
Me: You said it.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Diane Sellington's neck with pink gems on the gold thunderbolt links and green crystal links from their brand-new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.
Diane Sellington: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you are now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Diane.
Diane Sellington had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and Diane Sellington wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Diane Sellington's face and kissed her on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seventeen girls are Tenko Kuugen and Kou from Our Homes Fox Deity, Aigasaki Kohana from Magic-Kyun! Renaissance, Higashihongan Sanae, Kurano Kiriha, Nijino Yurika, Theiamillis Gre Fortorthe, Aika Maki, Clariausa Dawra Fortorthe, Kasagi Shizuka, Ruthkhania Nye Pardomshiha, and Sakuraba Harumi from Invaders of the Rokujyoma!?, Aqua Ninfea the Water Lily Siren, Eureka Koraru the Coral Siren, Isabella Gwanbeolle the Tubeworm Siren, Nora Ankō the Angler Fish Siren, and Soey Zhāngyú the Octo Siren from Shantae.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Tenko Kuugen and Kou from Our Homes Fox Deity, Aigasaki Kohana from Magic-Kyun! Renaissance, Higashihongan Sanae, Kurano Kiriha, Nijino Yurika, Theiamillis Gre Fortorthe, Aika Maki, Clariausa Dawra Fortorthe, Kasagi Shizuka, Ruthkhania Nye Pardomshiha, and Sakuraba Harumi from Invaders of the Rokujyoma!?, Aqua Ninfea the Water Lily Siren, Eureka Koraru the Coral Siren, Isabella Gwanbeolle the Tubeworm Siren, Nora Ankō the Angler Fish Siren, and Soey Zhāngyú the Octo Siren from Shantae.
Nico: Awesome.
Risky Boots: Wait, the sirens are here?! But, this means...?
Lincoln: Later on, we're going to face The Empress Siren, that's right, Risky Boots. (To the girls) Are you girls okay?
Tenko Kuugen: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Tenko Kuugen and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Darkstar and Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Tenko Kuugen: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Tenko Kuugen: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tenko Kuugen, Kou, Aigasaki Kohana, Higashihongan Sanae, Kurano Kiriha, Nijino Yurika, Theiamillis Gre Fortorthe, Aika Maki, Clariausa Dawra Fortorthe, Kasagi Shizuka, Ruthkhania Nye Pardomshiha, Sakuraba Harumi, Aqua Ninfea the Water Lily Siren, Eureka Koraru the Coral Siren, Isabella Gwanbeolle the Tubeworm Siren, Nora Ankō the Angler Fish Siren, and Soey Zhāngyú the Octo Siren with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the TLPS World Tree Estate, and we told everyone what happened on Celtica and they were really amazed at the planet. But, they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Darkstar, who was brought back from the dead by The Church of Necrom, and they also saw Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons with him.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did to that energy vampire and destroying Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Diane Sellington have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and later after the mission today, Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln are going to deal with Douglas Moreau, and they're going to make that insane warlock pay for his crimes.
Plus, Lincoln and his sisters showed everyone the new devices he and his sisters got when they got the Rider Watches that Douglas Moreau stole from Ora, and they knew Ora's going to be pissed when she finds out Douglas Moreau was the thief who stole them from her.
Maxxine: I can't believe Douglas Moreau sent his Werewolf Demons to steal some Rider Watches from Ora. She's going to be pissed when she finds out on my next mission.
Lincoln: You bet she will, and I'll explain it to her that Douglas Moreau was the one who did this, and we'll also tell her that we're going to make him pay for this.
William: Good idea, Lincoln. Plus, we can't deny Renee's chance to shine when you two get after that musclehead.
Lincoln: He's not the only Church of Necrom musclehead, there's also Nigel Moreau, William, but he'll be for tomorrow.
Nico: Right.
After finally getting rid of Darkstar and this time for good and destroying Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Diane Sellington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Diane Sellington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln has really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he's got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Diane, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Diane Sellington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Diane, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Diane Sellington: Oh, I remember this one time, Lincoln and I were swimming at the local swimming pool, and I was giving Lincoln some swimming lessons. We were having fun, but then, Lynn busted in and tried to get Lincoln out so she can do her so-called sparring with him, but we both knew that it's code for beat him up, make him cry, and laugh at his suffering, so he said no, and Lynn was about to pulverize him, but I fired a powerful blast of water at her and got her all wet. Lynn looked like she's about to explode, but two people stopped her: it was Margo and Polly, and not only that, but they saw what she tried to do when she busted in. So, they restrained her and dragged her back to The Loud House, and by the time Lincoln and I came back, Mr. and Mrs. Loud told us they've already heard everything from Margo and Polly, and Lynn got grounded for nine weeks, and she was put into an isolation cube in the basement.
We cheered not only for what Diane Sellington did, but also for Margo and Polly.
Nico: Whoa, so you weren't the only hero to save Lincoln from Lynn's wrath, but also, Margo and Polly as well, nice.
Polly: We had to do it, Nico, we had to restrain Lynn, we knew what kind of person Lynn becomes when Dark Lynn takes over.
Margo: Yeah, and she should've known better, and it really taught her a lesson: we may be friends with Lynn, but when Dark Lynn takes over to cause her brother pain and suffering, that's when we have to intervene. Plus, I can't believe Douglas Moreau had the guts to steal Rider Watches from Ora, so The Church of Necrom could use them to get revenge.
Lincoln: Looks like our constant humiliations on The Church of Necrom have driven them even further into madness.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Which is exactly right where you want them, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, and me and my sisters weren't the only ones who got the Rider Watches when Douglas Moreau's army of Werewolf Demons dissolved.
We saw Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, and The L-ementals also have devices on their arms that had all 310 Core Powers of The Masters of Evil.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) The Church of Necrom's actions have already proven there's no line they're not afraid to cross, whether it's resurrecting old villains that you all have killed in the past to summoning demons to murder.
Crash Bandicoot: Which is why they need to be stopped once and for all.
Nico: My thoughts exactly.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer to see what triggered the alarm, and when he saw who it was that triggered it, we were in for a shock: the villain who triggered the alarm was Empress Siren.
Lincoln: Looks like I was right that we were going to face Empress Siren later on today, and I also saw that she has the mark of The Church of Necrom on her forehead. Looks like Douglas Moreau just doesn't know when to take a hint.
Nico: Either they're relentless or just plain psychotic and stupid.
Lincoln: I'm going to have to go with both, Nico. But, we can't ignore the threat that Empress Siren poses. Come on, gang, we've got an evil siren to destroy.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at Empress Siren, and when we landed in front of her, she was enraged, and even more when she saw Risky Boots and Aqua Ninfea the Water Lily Siren, Eureka Koraru the Coral Siren, Isabella Gwanbeolle the Tubeworm Siren, Nora Ankō the Angler Fish Siren, and Soey Zhāngyú the Octo Siren with Lincoln.
Empress Siren: You have a lot of nerve to show your faces here, traitors!
Risky Boots: Yeah, well, you have a lot of nerve coming back from the dead, Empress Siren, and this time, we're going to make sure that you stay dead and gone for good.
Suddenly, Risky Boots' purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with ocean waves, dark magic, pirate ships, and pirate skulls, and as she approached Empress Siren, she left purple energy, ocean waves, dark magic, pirate ships, and pirate skulls with every step.
Risky Boots: I don't know what crossed my mind allying with someone like you, Empress Siren, but now, I've got a chance to make things right, and make sure that you never rise again from the dead.
Suddenly, Risky Boots was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with ocean waves, dark magic, and pirate skulls surrounding it, there's a pirate ship sailing around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Risky Boots emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Risky Boots grew to 6'11" in height, she had purple highlights in the bangs of her purple hair and she has on her large pirate hat with a skull symbol, which keeps her long growing hair in, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with ocean waves, dark magic, pirate ships, and pirate skulls surrounding her, she has a pirate ship emblazoned on her forehead, she has on golden skull earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a skull with purple gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Risky Boots has on a purple bikini top that looks like the upper half of a skull, deep purple pants lined with a white rim that looks like a jaw bone, black leather knee-high combat boots, and a long purple long-sleeved coat with ocean waves, dark magic, pirate ships, and pirate skulls on the coattails, and a pirate skull surrounded by ocean waves and dark magic on the back. Suddenly, Risky Boots felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive deep purple angel wings with red tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back. Risky Boots has on a Ring of The Phoenix with deep purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Risky Boots had a brand-new greatsword in her right hand called Seven Seas Greatsword of Pirate Justice and Dark Magic Redemption, it's a brand-new greatsword with a pirate ship and the symbol of The Redemption Squad etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged deep purple blade, large skulls for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large deep purple skulls with purple gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large red gem on the bottom of the deep purple skulls for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold skull with deep purple gems for eyes and a large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the pirate skull that said, "Risky Boots, Former Captain of The Pirate Master, Member of The Redemption Squad, Former Enemy of Shantae and The Genies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Empress Siren, and Master of Ocean Waves, Pirate Ships, Dark Magic, and Skulls"
危険なブーツ、海賊マスターの元キャプテン、償還分のメンバー、ShantaeとGeniesの元敵、リンカーンラウドの将来の妻を愛する、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、とサディスティックできそこない、驚くべきと強力な教師の驚くべきと強力な学生、皇后サイレンの駆逐艦、海の波、海賊船、暗い魔法、および頭蓋骨のマスター
Risky Boots has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY PIRATE OCEAN MAELSTROM DARK MAGIC ANGEL OF SEVEN SEAS JUSTICE AND REDEMPTION AND DARK MAGIC PIRATE LOVE!
We were amazed by Risky Boots' Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Empress Siren saw it, she fell into a rage and fired a blast of lightning at her, but Risky Boots fired a powerful blast of deep purple energy with dark magic, pirate ships, skulls, and ocean waves, and they hit Empress Siren and really hurt her.
Lincoln: Wow, Risky Boots, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Risky Boots: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Magic Pirate and Divine Redemption) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with my former cohort?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Risky Boots.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Risky Boots.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of causing havoc are over, Empress Siren.
Risky Boots and Lincoln went after Empress Siren, who then continued to fire lightning at them, but Lincoln absorbed the lightning blasts, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, dark magic, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Skulls at Empress Siren, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, Lincoln stripped Empress Siren of all of her powers by using the power stripping curse Nico used on Xemnas, and he and all of us made them our own, and Risky Boots and Lincoln fired black energy blasts of The Black Gates at the powerless Empress Siren, and they hit and banished her to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Risky Boots did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Risky Boots' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Risky Boots: That's it for that monster. Thanks for helping me take down Empress Siren for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Risky Boots.
Suddenly, Risky Boots wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Risky Boots' face, they kissed passionately as Audrey placed her hands on Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a pirate ship sailing behind them on the ocean and a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and we cheered for them.
We went back home to The World Tree Estate, and back in their demonic castle, Douglas Moreau saw what Risky Boots and Lincoln did and foiled his latest scheme again, and it pissed him off so badly, his red eyes turned blood red with insane rage and he flew into an insane rage, and we heard it from the World Tree Estate. Grace covered Nanua's ears when that crazy warlock screamed in insane rage.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Serves you right, Douglas Moreau.
Renee Ravenclaw: But, he'll get his just desserts after our main mission today.
Later it was time for Kopaka's final Ambassador Mission.
Kopaka: This is my final mission.
Me: It sure is.
William: Anyone else want to go with Kopaka? Besides Mikey, Shoutmon, and 4 Rabbids?
May: I'll go too.
Kameo: I will as well.
Jeri Katou: I want to go as well myself.
Me: Okay.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Me: I hope we face Another Rider on this one as well to close this one out with a bang.
Nico: Me too. This will be awesome.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived in Japan.
Hiiro: Hey guys!
Kopaka: Guys, meet Mikey Kudo.
Mikey Kudo: Awesome to meet you guys.
Shoutmon: And I'm his partner Shoutmon.
Me: We had a really awesome adventure with Mikey and his team called the Fusion Fighters.
Nico: Boy we sure did.
May: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm May Chan, Nico is my husband.
Kameo: My name is Kameo, Master of the 10 Elements of Power.
Jeri Katou: And I'm Jeri Katou of the Digimon Tamers.
Hiiro: Awesome to meet you all.
Kameo: Same here.
Nico: I think I have the perfect setup for the Ex Aid team. It'll consist of J.D., Kopaka, Emu, Hiiro, and Taiiga. Just need one more.
Nicole Knudson: I'll go too. As the goddess of video games I think this will be so fun for me.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Yeah it will!
Emu: I have a feeling this will be awesome when we face the next Bugster.
May: I feel it too.
Just then, the TV turned on to reveal a familiar Bugster in human skin.
Me: UH OH!
Ren Amagasaki: Greetings, Kamen Riders!
Emu: Ren Amagasaki!
Me: Ren Amagasaki!
Nico: The Lovelica Bugster?
Me: I remember him! He was crazy!
Ren Amagasaki: It's come to my attention that not EVERYONE was brought back to life thanks to the efforts of your new friends. Meet me near the Genm Corps Building in one hour.
With that, the TV turned off.
Me: I have a feeling he is up to something. And it's VERY familiar.
Nico: But lets see what he wants.
We were off.
Mikey Kudo: I don't get it. J.D. brought ALL of Kamen Rider Chronicle's victims back to life. Who could he have missed?
All of us didn't catch the troubled look on Hiiro's face.
Kuroto: I've got a feeling on who it is. But just to be sure, we need to find Amagasaki.
Me: I have that same feeling too.
Nico: Same with me.
Eli: Yeah.
We later arrived.
Ren Amagasaki: Ah, Kamen Riders. How glad of you to make it.
Kopaka: Alright. What are you up to?
Me: Yeah what's all this about?
Ren Amagasaki: Why, I'm about to offer young Brave over here the chance to bring back 1 more victim of ours.
Hiiro: And who would that be?
Ren Amagasaki chuckled and brought out a Gashat with a data of a person inside. Who Hiiro saw made him gasp.
We gasped too!
Me: Saki?
Eli: Hiiro's girlfriend Saki?
Me: Uh oh.
Ren Amagasaki: All you have to do is kill all your friends over there and I will let her go. Starting with Ex Aid.
With that, the Bugster tossed Hiiro a gun.
Kameo: Hiiro, don't-
Emu: (stop her) No. This is something he has to decide for himself.
Hiiro stared at the gun for a few seconds. And then, he shot himself in the shoulder before screaming in pain.
Me: OOH! OUCH!
Hiiro: That is something I will never use a gun on! And that is killing my friends! I will never turn to the dark side!
Me: I better get Varie here just in case.
Nicole: Yeah.
Hiiro: Not to mention that I betrayed my friends once. I won't do that again!
Kuroto: Plus, unlike me, you're not a God! You don't have the means to bring her back.
Me: Yeah you don't have that kind of power!
Ren Amagasaki: I would've found said means eventually!
Me: Don't count on it!
I snapped my fingers and beamed her over to us and then in a flash of light she was resurrected!
Nico: Whoa!
Saki woke up and she saw Hiiro wounded.
Saki: Hiiro, what happened?! And why is your shoulder bleeding?
Nico: We'll explain later. After this Kingpin knockoff is dealt with!
Me: And I sense another force coming. Right there!
I fired an energy blast and it hit a wall and exploded and out came ANOTHERKABUTO!
Eli: Another Kabuto!
Kameo: Oh man!
May: This is gonna be dangerous!
Another Kabuto: Been a long time Nico!
Nico: That voice. I didn't expect you to become AnotherKabuto, Jordan Lector!
He detransformed and he was a black haired kid with a grey shirt and it had blood all over it and he had red pants.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: You are exactly like your fucked up father Jordan!
Me: How do you know him Nico?
Nico: Jordan is an old enemy of mine. He is the illegitimate son of the wacko cannibal serial killer Hannibal Lector!
We gasped!
Me: This kid is just as fucked up as his dad!
Eli: The Apple Doesn't fall Far From the Tree!
May: This guy is a monster!
Ren Amagasaki: This time, things will play out differently. (to Parado) I still have to make you pay for your betrayal.
Infection! Let's Game! Bad Game! Dead Game! What's your name?! The Bugster!
Ren Amgasaki tuned into the Lovelica Bugster.
Kopaka, Emu, and Hiiro: Henshin!
They transformed and were ready!
Me: This guy will soon be dead.
Nico: You face Another Kabuto J.D. and we'll face Ren.
Me: Okay. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS!
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: You are just as fucked up in the head as your dad Jordan!
Lovelica Bugster: Oh, girls. Kindly give our helper a hand.
A harem of maids appeared at Jordan's side as his skin shattered away from him, revealing his Another Kabuto form.
Me: Now those Bugsters dressing up like maids really cracked me up. But this will too.
I took off my coat and folded it up and then I took off my boots and some weights.
Me: I save this only for those that are fast like the Kabuto Kamen Riders.
I dropped my stuff and then…
KRASSSSMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!
It crashed into the ground with a massive and thunderous crash!
When the dust cleared they were in a huge crater.
Me: Ahh that is better.
I was ready.
Another Kabuto: Bring it on and I'll eat your liver and heart! (LAUGHS INSANELY)
Me: Sorry Mr. Fuckydoodle but I'm afraid my organs have been taken off the menu.
I went at him with incredible speed and slashed him all over the place with incredible force and power!
May: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
She went and smashed Lovelica Bugster all over with incredible force!
Hiiro: This is for trying to use Saki to manipulate me! Time to go Legacy Gamer Level 100!
Gachan! Level Up! Tadoru rekishi! Mezameru kishi! Taddle Legacy~!
He went LEVEL 2!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted the Bugsters all over.
Nicole Knudson: Do what my dad does and get yourself a real girl!
Nico slashed Lovelica Bugster and smashed him all over the place.
I slashed Another Kabuto and kicked him in the face and then I saw that he had 310 Zectors that were each imbued with the powers of the Masters of Evil.
Me: So you have Zectors for each of the Masters of Evil.
Another Kabuto: Yes.
He used Waffle Woman's Zector and I saw that they weren't sentient and they each had their powers. He fired Strawberry bombs and I threw them back and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Nice try! Now for this! WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHT OF THE FURIOUS WOLF PACK!
I fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a powerful wolf pack and then it hit Another Kabuto and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I got his Kabuto Rider Watch and then i got the 310 Masters of Evil Zectors.
Me: Wow! This is awesome that we have Masters of Evil Zectors.
I saw that they looked like different insects but they had the symbols of the members of the Masters of Evil members on them. So awesome.
Jordan was down and I went over to him.
Me: You and your twisted father can have all the blood and guts you want. In Hell!
I slashed his head off and killed him!
The Maids were charging at me.
Me: Come get some bitches!
When suddenly, Saki threw one to the ground.
Kameo: Saki, it's too dangerous!
Saki: I don't know what's going on. And I may not be a Kamen Rider! But that doesn't mean I'm defenseless!
Me: Wow that was great!
I formed a Wolf Moon Sword.
Me: Saki use this!
I gave it to her and she and I slashed and killed numerous Maids.
Me: These bitches give real maids everywhere a bad name!
Saki: They sure do! But what has happened?
Me: You were dead for a long time Saki.
As we were killing Maids I told her everything and she was shocked and amazed!
Kameo turned into 40 Below.
She fired waves of ice and froze the Maids all over and then fired waves of ice and froze him to the ground.
Nico: Nice one!
Saki and me were slashing numerous Maids all over.
Saki: Wow Hiiro has really changed so much.
Me: Not just him, but so have his team. And you can join him too as well.
Saki: I would be honored.
Parado: (to Lovelica Bugster) You always were obsessed with love. Which was creepy!
Nico: Yeah you are just an ugly and disgusting rapist!
Luvelica Bugster then went ballistic!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Nico: But you brought all this on yourself.
Nico fired a wave of energy and magic and he cursed him with what we would call a fate worse than death! ETERNAL LIFE AS A HUMAN! He was forever cursed to walk the earth as a human that will never die and live forever. You won't be able to die through conventional means and will always be alone. Just like Salem was.
Emu: We WERE going to kill you. But this punishment is more fitting instead. Now, you'll face justice for all the crimes you've caused.
Me and Saki came back.
Me: And it will not be pretty.
Ren Amagasaki: (to Kuroto) How could you side with Ex Aid?
Kuroto: Emu, Nicole, Poppy, and Kopaka showed me how to be good. In a way you and my former father never could.
Me: That's right Ren. This curse will be with you forever.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Send him to the Neptune Prison, Nico?
Nico: Yep. He had this coming for killing so many innocent people.
I teleported him to the Neptune Prison and put him in the supermax solitary confinement wing.
Eli: Good riddance.
Emu: Kopaka, ever since I met you, I've seen you as the big brother I've always wanted.
Kopaka: Oh Emu, I'm so honored and I'm glad you think that.
Saki: That is so awesome.
Hiiro: It sure is. Saki I'm so happy you are back.
Saki: I am too. And you are an awesome Kamen Rider too. (Hands me the Wolf Moon Sword) Here J.D.
Me: Nah you can keep it Saki. You fought really well with it and you earned it.
Saki: Oh wow! Thank you J.D.
Me: Anytime Saki.
Nico: Now we have all the people killed by Kamen Rider Chronicle restored and we have Ren in prison.
Me: Yep. All that's left is to face our primary target on the big day. Some time in September.
May: Yep that is for sure.
We later came back.
William: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Went really awesome and well.
We told them what happened and more and it was amazing and cool.
William: Wow! That was awesome!
Me: It sure was. And now we have Zectors that have the powers of the M.O.E.
Nico: Yeah we sure do.
Maria: Whenua, for your first mission, 2 Rabbids and Yusei should go with you.
Whenua: Wow! This will be so cool! I get the Fourze Kamen Riders right?
Me: Yep and you're going to love Gantaro and his friends as well as the powers they use.
Nico: They will be in for an amazing surprise when we show them our abilities to use Astroswitches for the M.O.E.
May: Yeah.
Nico: May, you, William, and Maria come with me. We need to make a stop.
May: Okay.
William: I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Maria: Same here.
Me: Have fun guys.
They were off and we got to watching TV and the Ripping Friends, Lynn, Luna and Lincoln were having a dip in their Wet Cement Tub.
Lynn: Ahh this is the life.
Chunk: Boy you said it Lynn.
Luna: Yeah taking a dip in Wet Cement is so relaxing dudes.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Crag: Man there's nothing like a nice refreshing dip in wet cement.
Luna: Boy you said it dudes.
Me: Boy you guys love to relax in Wet Cement.
Chunk: You know it J.D.. After a hard day of having big missions and thinking up ways to rip the secrets from nature, I can't get enough of this soggy concrete.
He picked up some concrete and dropped it with a glop.
Rip: Can you not get enough kid?
Chunk: I said that didn't I?
Rip: Well here have some more!
SPLAT!
He covered him in cement.
SPIT!
Chunk: DARN YOU! Why I'll… (Hardens) HEY! I'm Hardening!
He tried to get out but he couldn't.
Chunk: You knew that would happen didn't you!?
Slab laughed.
CRASH!
He broke out with brute strength.
Chunk grabbed some cement.
Chunk: NOW I'll show you!
Rip punched the Cement and covered Chunk completely and we all started laughing.
Me: (LAUGHS) That is awesome and funny!
Laney: Yeah!
Crag: (Laughs) A little horseplay ever now and then is good for them.
Lincoln: (Laughs) That is true.
Meanwhile in the park Nico and the group were looking.
Maria: Nico, what are we looking for here?
Nico: Not what. Who.
They arrived at an awesome primordial oasis hidden in under the park and it was the home of Kole and Gnarrk!
Nico: Wow!
William: So this is the home of Gnark that Kole was telling us?
Nico: Looks like it.
May: Wow.
They then saw a 3,000,000 year old caveman and it was Gnarrk!
Nico: Hi. Gnarrk, right?
Gnarrk: Gnarrk my name. You Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: That's right.
May: Wow! Kole told us so much about you.
Gnarrk: Gnarrk miss Kole.
Nico: You are more than welcome to join us to visit her.
Maria: Yeah.
Nico: And I see you've improved your English. No offense.
Gnarrk: None taken. Gnarrk will be happy to see Kole.
May: Yes you will.
They went back to the estate.
They came back.
Me: Hey guys.
Nico: Hey, Kole. Look who's here!
Kole: Hey Gnarrk!
They hugged.
Gnarrk: Gnarrk happy to see Kole.
Kole: I am happy too.
Me: Wow! He's a 3,000,000 year old caveman.
Nicole: That is awesome.
Lola: So cool.
Nico: Uh why is Chunk a big block of Cement?
Me: They were horseplaying in wet cement and it was funny. One sec.
I punched the cement covering Chunk and smashed him out.
Chunk: Whew! Thanks J.D.
May: One of these days I should try that.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I'm gonna eat an apple. And then, we can discuss about what we know about the Another Riders that we've fought so far.
Me: Okay.
Nico went to the fridge and then got an apple.
Nico: (Chomp) Mmm. Okay.
May came back down while angry for some reason.
May: (sighs) Nico, can I go for a walk somewhere? You can still have your discussion.
Nico: Uh oh are you hungry?
May: Starving.
Me: Lets go to Lynn's Table for some grub.
Nico: Good idea.
We were off.
We were walking to the restaurant.
Maria: Nico, before our discussion, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: Oh right. Mandatory question. I'm going for Flashwing's kind next.
Flashwing: A Gene-slammer for me. That would be one that shines really bright.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure would be awesome.
Me: I agree there and that would be awesome to meet one of Flashwing's kind too.
Nico: Yep. I'm going to get one Skylander Gene-slammer for each element before I go back to Ben 10 Aliens.
Me: That makes sense.
We arrived at the restaurant and we went in.
Nico: Good morning Lynn's Table Crew!
Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Usual order?
Nico: You know it and we're hungry.
Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!
We went to our table.
Maxxine: So far, most of the Another Riders we've faced have been faces from our past.
Me: Yeah that is amazing.
Veronica Gallagher: It sure is and I was turned into Another Fourze.
Me: Yeah and we found out that Hannibal Lector's evil son was Another Kabuto.
May: That was crazy.
Tsukuyomi: Yuko Kitajima is the only one so far who's had the same Another Rider powers.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome though.
Me: She had Kiva Powers. That was really awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
Dawn (Pokemon): I think it's so awesome that you guys are battling Villain Kamen Riders that have the powers of many riders from over the course of 20 years.
Me: It sure is awesome. So far we faced Kiva, Fourze, Kabuto and Build. That was awesome.
Nico: And Jock had Another Build's powers.
Me: He sure did. That was so awesome.
Lisa Loud: Oh I have just finished my latest invention for you all.
She pulled out a case and gave us a bunch of Fullbottle Power devices.
Lisa Loud: These are my latest invention. They are called the Fullbottle power harnessers and amplifiers.
Me: Cool!
Nico: What can they do Lisa?
Lisa Loud: They activate the powers of the Masters of Evil in Fullbottle form and can even enhance their powers 1 to 1,000-fold.
Nico: Wow that is awesome!
Mordecai: Good thing they each all had a lot of collectibles.
Me: No kidding. Mind if I try it out?
Nico: Go for it.
I put on a harnesser and I pulled out the bottle for Lord Drakkon and I went over to Flip and the jerks.
Me: Lets see what they can do.
I shook it and inserted it and then I fired a beam of green energy and it hit Amy and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Amy was burned and charred all over and she was toast.
Me: Whoa! What power!
Nico: Wow! That was awesome!
Eli: This is so cool!
Lola: Yeah it sure is!
Lisa Loud: Looks like my newest invention is hereby ruled a success.
Me: Yes it sure is Lisa.
Benson: We still have to be careful. Now, we don't even know who the remaining Another Riders could be.
Eli: I have a feeling the next one will be Gaim.
Me: That will be an awesome one to see.
Laney: Yeah it sure will. Lockseeds for the 310 core members of the M.O.E. That would be awesome to see.
Lola: It sure will. And their powers are in their favorite fruits too.
Lana: Yeah.
Lillian Hale: That will be awesome.
Benson: I meant we don't know the human identities of the remaining ones.
Eli: I know.
Nico: But also it'll be cool to see that though.
Me: Yeah.
Tsukuyomi: But we still have to be ready for them though.
But then we saw smoke and then there was an explosion!
Maria: What the Hell was that smoke?!
Nico: There was an explosion too!
Lynn Sr. Then screamed!
Lynn Sr.: ALL THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN WAS STOLEN!
Me: What the?!
Nico: All the food is gone!
Eli: OH NO!
May then had an intense fire aura around her and her eyes were glowing red with incredible rage, fury and hatred and she also was INCREDIBLY PISSED!
May: (ENRAGED) I'LL TELL YOU NOBODY STEALS MY FOOD AND LIVES!
Nico then screamed and jumped into my arms in fright!
Me: OOF! You're giving me a hernia Nico!
Nico: May scares me like this!
Camie: What's wrong with May?
Brock: One thing that'll drive May over the edge is someone swiping her food.
Me: Yeah and when she is like this whoever took her food better start praying and writing their will.
Camie: Whoa is she pissed!
Eli: I think that is an understatement.
Nico looked at a tranquilizer dart in his hand, uncertain if he really wanted to use it on his own wife.
Eli: (Senses something) Wait! I think HE took the food.
We saw a guy that looked like CROCKER!
Me: Is that Crockerfucker!?
Chloe Carmichael: No wait! That's Lord Crockpot! We made him up when we turned the world into The Hungry Games.
Eli: Is that a Parody of the Hunger Games?
Chloe Carmichael: Yes it's my favorite show and I love dressing up like Katniss in that one. But she went by another name and it was Ketchup Everdream.
Me: Cool!
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Nico can you get out of my arms please? You're really giving me a cramp.
Nico: Oh sorry. (Gets down) But I got to stop May before she…
Katniss: Uh Nico she left!
We saw that May was running after Crockpot!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: it was none other than Douglas Moreau, Nigel Moreau's younger brother and one of the two enforcers of The Church of Necrom, and he's coming to kill us for revenge for ruining his schemes, and he's now major leagued pissed off. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Douglas Moreau on the move?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and he's coming to kill us all for revenge for ruining his schemes, and he's major leagued pissed off. Looks like our big fight against one of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom is about to begin.
Renee Ravenclaw: You said it, Linky, so Douglas Moreau's finally on the move, perfect, now we've got a chance to make that insane warlock pay for his crimes.
Lincoln: Along with bringing Darkstar and Empress Siren back from the dead to kill us, but like I said yesterday, Douglas Moreau and the other high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom will put up a fight even more than the thirteen low-ranking members.
Nico: Right, Lincoln. Now, let's get going, May's already on the warpath and she's going to rip Lord Crockpot limb from limb.
Lincoln: Right.
Me: Even though he's a parody of Crocker, we're so going to enjoy ripping Crockpot apart limb from limb.
Nico: You said it. Come on, guys, we got a food-stealing Crockpot to kill.
Nico shot the tranquilizer at May, hitting her in the shoulder and making her feel dizzy. But her body got rid of the tranquilizer and she just kept on going!
Nico: OH MAN! I forgot that our bodies don't get tranquilized anymore.
Me: We got to go after her before she gets herself killed!
Nico: Lets go!
We went after May.
Nico: May, please calm down!
May: STAY OUT OF MY WAY NICO! I WILL KILL THAT MONSTER FOR SWIPING MY LUNCH!
Nico: May.
Me: AT LEAST LET US HELP!
May: FINE!
We got to the castle of Crockpot and we went in and killed all his guards!
Manaphy: Mama, please!
Eli: Manaphy there is no stopping her! She is a bloodthirsty monster out to kill whoever took her food!
Jessie: He's right! Remember what happened with me and James?
Me: Wait this happened to you before?
Ash: Yeah it was with me, Dawn and Brock. May was staying with us for the next contest and Team Rocket took her food and she went ballistic like she is now.
Dawn: I remember that! That was crazy!
Nico: Whoa!
We went further into the castle and we saw that May slaughtered and massacred all of Crockpot's guards ALL BY HERSELF!
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Eli: She really mutilated them!
We followed the trail of bodies and we got to the main room and we saw May facing Crockpot!
Me: Look!
We saw piles and piles of food being hoarded by Crockpot!
Maria: There's our food!
Crockpot: You mean MY FOOD! I will eat it all for me and I will not let anyone have it! (LAUGHS INSANELY)
May: YOU GIVE ME MY LUNCH BACK!
Crockpot: (Gives her the stink eye and flips the bird at her) FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!
We gasped!
OH HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Nico: (GROWLS IN RAGE) THAT DOES IT! NO ONE INSULTS MY WIFE LIKE THAT!
May: (GROWLS IN FURY AND RAGE) YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE PISSHEAD!
Eli: Her power is rising fast! That means only one thing!
Maria: While May's transformation's going on, I'll use one of Speed Demon's Legend Rider items.
Me: Go for it! I've had enough of this asswipe to last an eternity!
Nico: ME TOO!
Maria activated Speed Demon's Bottle and used his super speed and got all the food out of the castle and back to the restaurant.
Maria: Damn, I'm good!
Lynn Sr.: Thanks Maria. That was amazing!
Maria: You're welcome Mr. Lynn. These new devices Lisa made for the Fullbottles was absolutely awesome!
Lynn Sr.: That is my awesome little genius.
ZOOM!
Maria went back.
She arrived.
Maria: And now, I have to walk all the way back to the others.
Nico: Maria you just got here 10 seconds ago.
Maria: Oops. Sorry. But wow! This is awesome!
Me: Yeah it is!
Maria: Did I miss anything?
Me: May Started her transformation.
Nico: Yep.
May: (Growling Angrily) I've had it up to hear with you, you selfish, food-stealing Crockpot!
Suddenly, something inside May's mind really snapped as her blue eyes turned neon ice blue and she was suddenly surrounded by an ice blue energy aura with snowflakes, ice crystals, ice phoenixes, and ice dragons, she unholstered her Destroyer of The Villains Teams sword from her back, and as she angrily approached Lord Crockpot, she left ice blue energy, snowflakes, ice crystals, ice phoenixes, and ice dragons with every step.
May: It's bad enough that you're a parody of the crazy, fairy-obsessed loon that we all hate so much, and we're glad that he will soon be gone for good. (Getting Extremely Pissed Off Big Time) But, what you did in stealing all of the food in the city all for yourself and deny everyone the food you're hoarding... YOU HAVE CROSSED ONE FUCKING LINE TOO MANY, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC, FUCKED-UP, FOOD STEALING, FOOD HOARDING, FAIRY-OBSESSED LOON, AND NOW, I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM FUCKING LIMB FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, AND I WILL RIP YOUR BLACK HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
We gasped at the extreme rage coming from May, and when Nico heard it, his jaw really hit the floor.
CLANG!
Nico: (Stunned) Holy...Crap!
Me: SHE IS REALLY INFURIATED!
Ash: Oh man, and none of us have forgotten what happened whenever someone steals May's food, she loses it big time.
Nico: I still haven't forgotten what happened three years ago. HIT THE DECK! SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
We ran for cover, and then, May screamed like an extremely pissed off madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of energy blasted out and she was then surrounded by a massive vortex of ice blue vortex with snowflakes and ice crystals surrounding it and the ice crystals formed on the floor, there's an ice phoenix and ice dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, May emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
May grew to 6'11" in height, she has ice blue highlights in the bangs of her short brown hair, she has neon ice blue eyes and an ice blue energy aura with snowflakes, ice crystals, ice phoenixes, and ice dragons surrounding her, she has an ice phoenix and ice dragon emblazoned on her forehead, she has on silver ice dragon and ice phoenix earrings with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has an ice phoenix and ice dragon with ice blue gems for the eyes and the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the golden dragon pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with ice blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and ice blue gems on the gold flame links, and her necklace that she got from Nico on her birthday. May has on a beautiful sleeveless ice blue blouse with snowflakes on it, sleeveless red midriff top with ice blue phoenix on it, ice blue shorts with snow on them, black leather knee-high combat boots, and long sleeveless ice blue trenchcoat with snowflakes, ice crystals, ice dragons, and ice phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is an ice phoenix and ice dragon surrounded by ice crystals and snowflakes. Suddenly, May felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with ice blue tips on the feathers and ice falling from the tips, sprouted out from her back. May has on a Ring of The Phoenix with ice blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and her wedding ring on her left pinkie finger.
Suddenly, May's massive Destroyer of The Villains Teams sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ice blue energy, ice crystals, snowflakes, ice phoenixes, and ice dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Tsnovinar's Ice Phoenix Dragon Greatsword of Snowstorm Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Tsnovinar, the Armenian Goddess of the Sea, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged ice blue blade, large ice blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large ice blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large ice blue phoenix heads with ice blue gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large ice blue gem on the bottom of the ice blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with ice blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with ice blue gems for eyes and a large ice blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Duel Monster Fusion Spellbook on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji right below the ice phoenix and ice dragon that said, "May Chan, Young and Energetic Pokémon Coordinator from Petalburg City, Loving Daughter of Hoenn Pokémon League Petalburg City Gym Leader Norman and Loving Older Sister of Max, Loving Wife of Nicholas Chan, Loving Mother of Videl, Fasha, Matthew, Ken, and Manaphy, Loving Friend of Ash and Friends, Destroyer of The Pokémon Villain Teams, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Tsnovinar, and Master of Ice, Snow, Ice Phoenixes, Ice Dragons, and Pokémon"
月チャン、Petalburg市から若くてエネルギッシュなポケモンコーディネーター、HoennポケモンリーグPetalburg市ジムリーダーノーマンとマックスの愛する姉の愛情の娘、ニコラス*チャンの愛情の妻、Videl、ファシャ、マシュー、ケン、そしてManaphyの愛情のある母、灰と友人の愛情のある友人、ポケモン悪役チームの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックなできそこない、驚くべきと強力な教師の驚くべきと強力な学生、Tsnovinarの使者、そして氷、雪、氷Phoenixes、氷ドラゴンのマスターとポケモン
May has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ARCTICSTORM ICE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF SNOWSTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE ICE LOVE!
We were amazed by May's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Nico saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face, blood leaking out of his nose, hearts in his eyes, and steam coming out of his ears. But, when Lord Crockpot saw it, he spazzed out and tried to attack her, but May fired a powerful ice blue energy blast with ice phoenixes, ice dragons, snow, and ice, which hits Lord Crockpot, and froze him. May punched the block of ice and it shattered and Lord Crockpot was really freezing, but May attacked him with her massive greatsword leaving nasty scars on him, and she also broke his spine on her knee.
Nico: (Winces) Ooh, that's never going to heal.
Then, May slashed off his crotch and he screamed in excruciating pain, and the boys covered their manhoods.
Lincoln: (Winces) And neither is getting your manhood slashed off like that, that's brutal!
May: (Divine Echoing Voice of Ice Cold Love and Hope) YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GIRL!
Maria: You're dead, Crockpot! And we really are using your full name!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: You pissed off a mad dog Crockerfucker!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: BIG TIME! MAKE THAT TWO FUCKING MAD DOGS!
Laney: YEAH!
We then were pulverizing and smashing him into pulp!
Nico shot Crockpot in the throat with Deadshot's gums.
BANG! BANG BANG!
Nico: TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
Me: Take your stinking hands off our food you damn fucking stupid fuckface!
I then hit a coconut with a baseball bat and it smashed Crockpot in his slashed off crotch with incredible force!
KRACRUNCH!
Eli: (WINCES)
Nico: Nice!
Lincoln gave the rest of the team their own Rider Watches, which merged with their Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe and devices and they have all 310 Core Powers of The Masters of Evil on their left arms.
Lincoln: Lets get him! FOOD ELEMENT STYLE: APPLES!
Jessica Shannon: FOOD STING STYLE: BLACKBERRIES!
Mai Shiranui: FOOD FIRE STYLE: ORANGES!
Yuna: FOOD WATER STYLE: WATERMELON!
Toph: FOOD EARTH STYLE: CARROTS!
Tatsumaki: FOOD WIND STYLE: LETTUCE!
Sari: FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: CUCUMBER!
Shantae: FOOD MAGIC STYLE: BROCCOLI!
Colette: FOOD LIGHT STYLE: TURKEY!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): FOOD DARK STYLE: BEEF!
Cassandra: FOOD FIRE STYLE: NUTS!
Entrapta: FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: FISH!
Perfuma: FOOD NATURE STYLE: OATMEAL!
Frosta: FOOD ICE STYLE: BAGELS!
Princia: FOOD FIRE STYLE: PASTA!
Lucy Liberty; FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: BREAD!
Hsien-Ko: FOOD MAGIC STYLE: MILK!
Felicia (Darkstalkers): FOOD WIND STYLE: CHEESE!
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) FOOD DARK STYLE: ICE CREAM!
Akko: FOOD STAR STYLE: YOGURT!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said foods.
Lincoln and his harem: FOOD FINAL SMASH: FOOD HADOUKEN BARRAGE!
They fired food shaped Hadoukens at Lord Crockpot!
The blasts all hit him and exploded!
He was down.
Maria: Any last words?
He was gurgling from the shots and hurting all over.
May: THIS IS FOR MY FOOD!
She plunged her hand into CROCKPOT'S CHEST AND THEN RIPPED OUT HIS OLD ROTTEN BEATING HEART! AND THEN SHE ATE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AS HE DIED IN AN INSTANT!
Nico: OH YUCK! (VOMITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR)
Me: At least it wasn't on me thankfully!
May then used the Black Gates on Crockpot!
She powered down.
May: Serves that freak right!
Maria: That was only Crockpot. The real Crocker might make a return appearance with Burns soon.
Nico: And when he does we'll be ready for him.
?: You Dark World bitches, along with you miserable Louds, have ruined all of The Church of Necrom's plans for the last time!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) I should've known there's no mistaking that insane scream from anywhere. You can come out now, Douglas Moreau.
An inverted pentagram with Necrom on top of it drawn in blood red infernal energy appeared in the skies, and then, a mist of darkness came out and as it landed, the mist of darkness faded revealing a 17-year-old very muscular teen male with long black hair going down to his neck, pale skin, red eyes, sadistic and insane grin on his face, and dressed in a long long-sleeved black coat, black shirt, black pants, and black ankle-high boots. It was Douglas Moreau, Nigel Moreau's insane younger brother, a dangerous warlock and Enforcer and one of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom.
Nicholette Torrington: Douglas Moreau, Nigel Moreau's younger brother and Enforcer of The Church of Necrom, I should've known you'd be the first of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom to come out after we took down Jocasta Belladonna, Jezebel Lanira, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Nigel Alaister, Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, and Cole Sullivan, along with us killing Darkstar and Empress Siren, whom you brought back from the dead.
Douglas Moreau: Shut up, bitch! You all have ruined our master's plan to bring Lord Necrom into this pathetic world, so that we could destroy all of mankind and bring back The Dark Ages, and now, we will destroy all of you ourselves!
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) That's not going to happen, Cole Sullivan, and now, your rampage ends here and now.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw's orange eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic, she unholsters her massive Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Douglas Moreau, she left orange energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic with every step.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) You just don't even know when to quit, do you? We've beaten you down so many times and in those many times, you fled with your tail between your legs and howling like a wounded animal. That's it, I've had it up to hear with you, Douglas Moreau, and now, I'll see to it that you'll pay for the crimes that you've committed long ago.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with darkness, dark magic, and demons surrounding it, there's Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Renee Ravenclaw emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Renee Ravenclaw grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she had light orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with demons, darkness, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World emblazoned on her forehead, she has on demon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World with orange gems for the eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hand for the second pendant, along with the golden Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolt links. Renee Ravenclaw has on a sleeveless orange vest, sleeveless orange midriff top with the Ravenclaw crest on it, orange skirt, orange stockings, orange sneakers, and long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, demons, and dark magic on the coattails, and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World surrounded by demons, darkness, and dark magic on the back and the Ravenclaw House crest on top of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World. Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw's massive orange angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large orange feathers have black tips. Renee Ravenclaw has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw's massive Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World-themed sword was suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, darkness, demons, and dark magic, and when the sword emerged, it was transformed into Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's Demon Greatsword of Darkness Gatekeeper Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange raven heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large orange raven heads with orange gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the orange raven heads is a large orange gem with black angel wings surrounding it for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World's head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, Ravenclaw's Wisdom Wand, large Destroyer of The Church of Necrom grimoire, rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an orange kanji below Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World that said, "Renee Ravenclaw, Descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw, Gene-Slammer of Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World, Powerful Member of The Dark World Goth Girls, Powerful Master of The Dark Arts and The Occult, Dear Friend of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Griselda Huffington, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Celine Wendova, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, and Clara St. Clarice, Loving Future Wife and Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of The Church of Necrom, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, and Dark Magic"
レニー Ravenclaw、Rowena Ravenclawの子孫、レンゲのジーンSlammer、暗い世界のゲートキーパー、暗い世界ゴスガールズの強力なメンバー、暗い芸術とオカルトの強力なマスター、ニコレットTorrington、ジゼルハリントン、スカーレットローゼンバーグ、シルビアExcelsior、ヘレナHufflepuff、エリザベスGryffindor、セレーネSlytherin、ゼニアNikolaevna、グリセルダハフィントン、ラニヤギレルモ、キャミーの親愛なる友人ニコレッタ、バーサ-セリントン、セリーヌ-ウェンドバ、クロエ-テリーントン、ロンダ-ジキル、コニー-ジャッケルスタイン、クララ-セント クラリス、愛する将来の妻とリンカーンラウドの守護天使、ネクロムの教会の駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、とサディスティックなできそこない、アメージングと強力な教師の素晴らしいと強力な学生、そして闇、悪魔、そして暗い魔法のマスター
Renee Ravenclaw has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS GATEKEEPER DEMON ANGEL OF DARK JUSTICE AND RAVENCLAW DARK MAGIC LOVE!
We were amazed by Renee Ravenclaw's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Douglas Moreau saw it, he went fucking crazy and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Renee Ravenclaw fired a powerful blast of orange energy with darkness, demons, and dark magic, and it hits Douglas Moreau and sent that insane warlock crashing back first into a wall.
Nicholette Torrington: Holy crap, now Renee Ravenclaw's transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, that's so awesome!
Nico: That's right, Nicholette, and she sent that musclebound crazy warlock, Douglas Moreau, crashing back first into a wall, and really pissed him off even more. This is going to be good.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: Wow, Renee, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Renee Ravenclaw: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark Gatekeeper and Dark Divine Love) (British Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we deliver Douglas Moreau his rightful punishment?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Renee.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope and he joined Renee Ravenclaw.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of causing mayhem and chaos in the name of Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom are finally over, Douglas Moreau.
Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln went after Douglas Moreau, who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, dark magic, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Demons at Douglas Moreau, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the crazy warlock, and he became even more pissed off big time.
Douglas Moreau: Werewolf Demons, emerge from the forests and rip the mortals to shreds!
Douglas Moreau summoned a massive army of Werewolf Demons, large and muscular werewolves with red eyes, horns on their heads, and massive demon wings on their backs, and they were about to attack, but Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars, and he fired powerful silver energy blasts at the massive army of Werewolf Demons, and they killed the Werewolf Demons as the demon characteristics were destroyed. Then, Lincoln sprouted out his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large black wolf heads, and they went at the corpses of the dead Werewolves and devoured them, and their powers were assimilated by Lincoln, and this pissed off Douglas Moreau badly, as he took out a vial of red liquid and he drank it.
Then, they saw his eyes turn yellow and the pupils into slits and brown fur sprouted all over his body, which grew much bigger as his huge muscles grew much larger and his ears turned into pointed wolf ears, and he had a wolf's snout, and he had horns on his head and massive demon wings sprouted out from his back. Douglas Moreau turned into a Werewolf Demon and he went at Lincoln and Renee Ravenclaw, but they dodged his attacks, and they fired powerful blasts of silver energy and destroys the demon wings and horns.
Renee Ravenclaw: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark Gatekeeper and Dark Divine Love) (British Accent) Linky, shall we do the honors in putting Douglas Moreau in his place?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Ladies first, Renee.
Renee Ravenclaw: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark Gatekeeper and Dark Divine Love) (British Accent) Such a gentleman.
Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln formed massive red energy balls in the palms of their hands, and they condense them to the size of their bodies, and they aimed them at Douglas Moreau, who roared in anger and ran at them with murder and insane rage in his eyes.
Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln: VOX PENICULUS POWER ABSORPTION KARMA BLAST!
Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln fired the massive red energy balls, which transformed into red energy beams, and as the two red energy beams hit Douglas Moreau, Lincoln and Renee Ravenclaw began sucking out and absorbing all of Douglas Moreau's dark powers and dark magic, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Buffalo, and Elemental Forces flared up, and he was gaining a really massive power and energy boost to his infinite power and energy, and the same thing happens to Renee Ravenclaw as her orange energy aura with darkness, demons, and dark magic flared up and she was really massive power and energy boost to her infinite power and energy. When Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln were done, Douglas Moreau was rendered completely powerless and completely drained of his powers, and he changed back to normal.
Douglas Moreau: What did you do to me?!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) We sucked out and absorbed all of your dark powers, abilities, and dark magic, and now, you're powerless, Douglas Moreau.
Renee Ravenclaw: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Dark Gatekeeper and Dark Divine Love) (British Accent) And now, you're finished.
Renee Ravenclaw opened her Destroyer of the Church of Necrom grimoire, and she found the page and she fired a blast of darkness, and as it hit Douglas Moreau, the now powerless and insane warlock of The Church of Necrom and Nigel Moreau's younger brother, was imprisoned inside of a black tarot card with Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World on the back of the black tarot card with darkness, demons, and dark magic, and she put the tarot card with Renee Ravenclaw imprisoned inside the black tarot card box with the symbols of the Dark World Duel Monsters on top, where Jocasta Belladonna, Jezebel Lanira, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Nigel Alaister, Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, and Cole Sullivan were put into. We cheered wildly for what Renee Ravenclaw and Lincoln as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Renee Ravenclaw's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) Gotcha, you bastard! Thank you for helping me take down Douglas Moreau, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Renee.
Suddenly, Renee Ravenclaw wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he brought her into a hug, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Renee Ravenclaw's face, they kissed passionately as Renee Ravenclaw's arms were still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Renge, Gatekeeper of Dark World flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and creatures of the night flying around the place and we cheered for them.
Nico: Hah, that's another Church of Necrom asshole put down, and four more to go.
Me: That's right, Nico.
Silvia Excelsior: Which means the next high-ranking Church of Necrom member to show their face tomorrow is Nigel Moreau, one of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom, and Douglas' older brother.
Lincoln: That's right, Silvia, and you and I are going to put a stop to that insane warlock and make him pay for everything that he's done.
Nico: And as always, we'll be on guard for Nigel Moreau's plans and foil them at every turn, and that'll get her so mad, it's bound to send him into a blind rage.
Lincoln: But, like with Douglas Moreau, we got to watch ourselves now and be even more on guard, since Nigel Moreau's another of the five high-ranking members of The Church of Necrom we're going to be dealing with.
Me: Yeah, he's not going down without a fight, and from what we saw, Douglas Moreau was able to transform into a Werewolf Demon when he drank that potion.
Nicholette Torrington: The same thing's going to happen with Nigel Moreau tomorrow.
Lincoln: That's right, Nicholette.
Vypra and the Masters of Evil appeared.
Vypra: Guys are you all okay?
Loki: We felt a massive energy increase and I knew it was… (See's Crockpot's badly mutilated body) Oh my god! Is that Crocker!?
Me: No it's Lord Crockpot.
Chloe Carmichael: Long and ugly story.
We told them everything about what happened and it was crazy.
Vypra: Oh man! So May got really pissed off when her food got taken from her!?
Nico: Yeah she sure did.
Eli: May got so mad and it was beyond all forms of fury.
Me: She was on level 20 of Squidward's Stages of Rage for Completely Nuts!
Squidward: It's a rage gauge I made to show how big my rage was when I was around SpongeBob.
Vypra: Holy bat wings!
Loki: Wow! May must've been really infuriated at Crockpot there.
Nico: No kidding and she ate his heart.
Vypra: Nice one!
Me: It wasn't the real Crocker but now all our food is safe.
Loki: Boy that is for sure. Wow!
Nico: Well lets head back to the restaurant and get some food for real.
Vypra: Good idea.
Jessie: Believe me Vypra. We have had to learn the hard way in seeing May get angry like this when her food has been stolen.
James: Yes we took her food a while back and she went after us the same way.
Ash: Well it wasn't NEARLY as bad as it was now.
Nico: That's because she didn't have her powers back then. But today was Infinitely Worse.
Me: Yep.
Vypra: Wow I had no idea this happened before.
Me: None of us did. But it also happened during the Weredog Attack.
Carly Atlas: I remember that! May was really mad back then and it was because her picnic got stolen by Weredogs.
Max (Pokemon): Yeah that was rough.
Bonnie (Pokemon): It sure was.
Laney: Boy no kidding. One thing is for sure though, if you steal May's food you have dug your own grave.
Lucy Loud: That is a wicked thing.
Me: Yep.
We went back to the restaurant and we got our food and we had an awesome lunch. Lesson here is you make May mad by stealing her food and you just dug your own grave! May apologized to us for going off like that. But we forgave her and we later enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. May had a massive headache from her anger and she was going to be asleep for the rest of the day.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
HOOWEE! This was the maddest we've ever made May in this one. I saw this happen in Pokemon Diamond & Pearl and let me tell you, when someone swipes May's food you had better write your will and make peace with your maker. Because when she gets mad THERE IS NO STOPPING HER! She will smash your face into the ground with indiscriminate fury until there is nothing left! Especially if the culprits are Team Rocket. But this was a really awesome chapter for a non-combat one. Now we know what happens when you make May mad. She got mad like this over in the Weredog battle chapter but NOT NEARLY as mad as she was in here. It was a good chapter though. This was a mixture of both Pokemon and the Fairly Oddparents episode The Hungry Games. That episode was a parody of the awesome Hunger Games movies. Except instead of just being in a dystopian society where it was a world divided into districts, it was in a world where EVERYONE was starving because of a madman's hoarding of all the food in the world all for himself and that madman was Crocker who was portrayed as LORD Crockpot. Funny huh? That episode aired on November 3rd, 2016 and man was it funny and awesome especially with how Chloe idolizes a parody of Katniss first part was for Whitecap Bay from the 4th Pirates of the Caribbean Movie and that was my favorite part of that movie. So cool. The second part was for visiting the planet Celtica and that was awesome too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks Guys. Nico, Clay, Flashwing of the Skylanders, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Canterlot High and then we're going to Equestria and help Sunset Shimmer get her friends memories back by solving the mystery of how it happened and we're going to stop Wallflower from using the Memory Stone on Sunset and friends and destroy it once and for all. Good thing we're all impervious to Equestrian magic and can use Equestrian magic. And we're also going to meet a gene-slammer for Flashwing's kind named Minami Qintinilla. Minami is a girl born in Japan but was adopted by a family in Mexico and she lived in Nico's neighborhood and she has an awesome power that enables her to grow crystals and jewels and make beautiful jewelry. It's why she is awesome in being Nico's Jewelry Class Partner. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1997 Playstation survival videogame, Nightmare Creatures, and they're going to save London from the creatures created by Adam Crowley, who's a member of The Brotherhood of Hecate, and was brought back from the dead by Nigel Moreau. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Tainted Wisdom named Lisa Elmar Montgomery Burns and she is the Illegitimate Daughter of Mr. Burns and she knows so many incredibly horrible and terrible secrets of her so-called dad. And during the exercise scene she is going to reveal 20 horrible revelations about him that will shake us to the core and we'll give the government a file on him that she put together that is over 1,000 pages thick. For the next chapter we're going to face an old foe from the past as we go into a sequel for the Goosebumps book Calling All Creeps and we're going to face Ricky Beamer who has escaped from prison and is back to get revenge on us for putting him there. But also NICO IS GOING TO BE SUPER SUPER PISSED AT HIM FOR WHAT RICKY SAID TO HIM IN CHAPTER 841! This is gonna be awesome as we show Ricky what a horrible monster he has become and we're going to send him back to prison where he belongs. This time there will be no mercy on him.
See you all tomorrow.
