This chapter is a parody of the Loud House Episode called Tea Tale Heart


Flying through the voids of space was Nico, Kevin Reynolds, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were heading to a really mysterious planet.

Nico: I have a feeling this planet is gonna be really interesting.

Kaalia of the Vast: I have a feeling it will be cool.

Lola: Me too.

Me: All the planets we were at are cool.

Camie: They sure were awesome.

Miku Yuuki: I agree there guys.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Kevin.

Kevin Reynolds: Anytime Nico. This is gonna is gonna be so fun.

Lana: It sure will be fun.

Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah it will.

Nico: Kevin, even though it wasn't smart, I appreciate you helping Poromon out by giving him steroids.

Kevin Reynolds: That was cool though.

Me: Yeah Poromon looked really ripped with those arms. Manaphy couldn't stop gawking over him.

May: Yeah that was awesome though.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: That was cool. But if he ever does that again I'll beef you over the head with a Ham Hammer.

Lisa: But I still don't appreciate him doing football while I'm in the middle of experiments!

Nico: I didn't like that either Lisa.

Me: Me neither. That's usually Lynn's thing.

Lola: No kidding there.

Eli: But it was still not smart of Kevin to do that.

Kevin Reynolds: No it wasn't.

Nico: Stewie did the same thing. Especially the Toll in the Hall part.

Me: That's true he did do that.

Laney: He sure did and Stewie had to learn the hard way that using steroids is bad for you.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: That's why Bane uses Venom and J.D. should use the Venom Slappers only as a last resort.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That's true. Only when it's needed.

Nico: (to Kevin) And I'm very sorry that you and the other Supernoobs didn't get a chance to help us take Jock out during the Another Build shit.

Kevin Reynolds: Ah no big deal. Besides that was probably for the best. He hates us for everything we did to him.

Nico: Yeah you're right. He deserved the Black Gates too.

Lola: Yeah he sure did.

Miku Yuuki: Yeah he had it coming for a long time.

Rei Miyamoto: I hope he is having a really hard time in the Black Gates.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Kevin Reynolds: Besides, considering that he wasted an opportunity to kill Double D with Dr. Polaris and Magneto's powers due to his gloating, me and the others probably didn't miss out too much.

Nico: That's good. Jock always had a big ego and a massive swollen head.

Me: Yeah no kidding there.

Laney: He deserved it too.

Me: But he looked really cool as Another Build. Also if Dark Lynn comes back as another Kamen Rider or Secondary Rider we'll gladly smash her face in!

Lincoln: Yeah! She doesn't deserve to be around another second.

Nico: Yeah. Oh that reminds me. We need to start making bounties for Another Secondary Riders.

Lincoln: I'll have Girl Jordan look right into that.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: We're here.

We arrived at the planet and it was a pink world that looked like a planet made of flowers.

Nico: From up here it looks like a planet made of flowers.

Lola: It sure does.

Nico: Lets head down.

We went down to the planet and we landed and to our shock, disgust and horror IT WAS A PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHUM! YUCK AND DISGUSTING!

Kevin Reynolds: (in disbelief) Are you kidding me?!

Nico: It's a world made out of…

Me: (Gets green around the gills) A planet made of chum!?

I pulled out a bag and threw up in it!

Me: (VOMITS)

Maria: We're not eating this!

Me: (VOMITS IN BAG!)

Laney: This is so gross! If dad were here he would love to eat it!

Me: (VOMITS IN BAG!) So would Plankton!

Lana: Boy it's awesome!

Lana was eating it and she loved it and the intestines from the chum were moving!

Me: (VOMITS) Oh Lana!

Twilight Sparkle: That is disgusting!

Lola: Not only that but it SMELLS HORRIBLE!

Me: (VOMITS IN BAG) YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT!

Eli: Lincoln I can't believe your dad loved eating chum! That is gross!

Kevin Reynolds: Okay. Maybe we should talk about other matters.

Nico: Yeah good idea.

Me: (VOMITS)

Nico: Oh boy. Maybe coming to this planet was a terrible idea for J.D. Lets just find the gene-slammer and whatever villain it is we're facing and get the hell out of here.

Me: (VOMITS)

Varie: That's a good idea. J.D. already filled up his bag half way.

Me: I know. But it's not your fault guys. I didn't know this planet would be made of chum.

Nico: Oh.

Eli: But Lana likes this planet.

Maria: That's 3 inedible worlds we found.

Lana: And I like all three of them.

Laney: Oh Lana you are a silly girl.

Nico: Another Secondary Riders aren't completely out of the question. We just need to find one.

May: And I think I see one!

We saw someone coming and it was ANOTHER METEOR!

Nico: Is that Another Meteor for Fourze?

Me: Cool! (VOMITS IN BAG)

Another Meteor: This is a gross world huh?

Me: (Gasp) That voice. Violet Hashington!?

Another Meteor detransformed and we saw that it was a punk girl with purple hair in a spiky fashion and had dark clothes with skulls and evil looking tattoos on her arms and she had blue eyes.

Violet Hashington: I'm flattered that you remember me J.D. This world is gross isn't it?

Me: That is a total understatement!

Nico: You know her J.D.?

Me: Yes I do. She is a bully I helped reform.

Nicole: Wow dad never told us about you Violet.

Violet Hashington: Long story on that.

?: We can't wait to hear it.

An Incursean appeared.

Nico: An Incursean!

Incursean: (In a girls voice) Been a while Nico.

Nico: That voice. Maggie Orbersson?

Incursean: Yep. Awesome to see you.

Nico: You too. Now lets get back to Earth and settle this there.

I threw up.

Nico: I don't know how much longer I can stand J.D. throwing up.

Violet Hashington: Yeah I don't like this planet.

Nico snapped his fingers and we teleported back and we were in the park.

Nico: That's better. At least we're in a place where J.D. won't be throwing up a lot.

Varie: Yeah.

Varie put me on a bench and Laney and Maria got me a lot of water.

Me: Thanks guys.

I drank the water to rehydrate myself.

Me: Ahh.

Maria: So J.D. how do you know Violet?

Me: Well it was a long time ago. Before I moved to Michigan. It was 8 years ago. Violet Hashington had a really nasty and terrible reputation as one of the meanest girls in school. I saw her picking on some of my friends and I was about to kill her for what she was doing. But then I saw pain in her eyes and I saw that she was a tormented and abused girl. She was raped and beaten by her dad and he killed her own mother right in front of her. She had a massive and powerful hatred towards her dad and I went over to help her. I helped her bring down her so-called down and we got him sent to death row. He was executed and buried in an unmarked grave because of it.

Violet Hashington: Yes and I changed my ways thanks to J.D. He saved me from myself.

Maria: Wow that is awesome J.D.

Nico: That is cool! Just like how I helped Cindy Richards.

Eli: Very coincidental.

Violet Hashington: It sure is.

Me: Yeah. And I will say this though Violet. You look awesome as Another Meteor. We've been meeting a lot of Kamen Rider teams over the last few weeks.

Violet Hashington: That's what I was hearing.

Nico: Yeah.

Kevin Reynolds: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Incursean: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when I defeated the worst bully in mine and Nico's school. Like Nicole, I too am a bully bounty hunter and I go after the meanest bullies ever. I thrashed my latest target and it was 18 fingers Edwardton.

Nicole: Whoa I've heard of him. He was called that because he has 18 fingers on one hand due to a birth defect. He is known for killing 18 kids too.

Incursean: Yep. That was awesome and me and Nico took him down.

Nico: Yep.

Vroon: (to Violet) And what are you going to do with your Another Meteor power?

Violet Hashington: I'm hoping to use its powers for good. I have all the powers of the planets with me. But I can't control it. My power is so strong that I can't control it on my own.

Nico: Wow.

Incursean: That is awesome though.

Nico: I really missed you.

Incursean: Me too Nico. But we can talk after we help Violet.

Violet was enveloped in a swirl of cosmic gas and planets and she turned into Another Meteor!

Another Meteor: It's awesome having all these cool powers. But I wish I can control them better.

Nico: We'll gladly help you Violet.

Me: You guys go help her. All that vomiting made me tired and weak.

Maria: We'll watch over you J.D.

Me: Thanks Maria.

Nico: Okay. Just need to knock you down and it'll be done. Shouldn't be too hard. (fires Electro's lightning at Violet)

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her all over.

Nico: Yeah!

Another Meteor got up.

Me: Wow!

She activated the switches of the planets and like the ones I had they were imbued with all the Non-Core Members of the Masters of Evil! She used the powers of Pluto and the Strawberry, Vanilla and Chocolate Technicolor Phantoms and she fired blasts of ice cream and drenched Nico in Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry ice cream!

May: NICO!

Nico: Wow! (Slurps) Yum! Great ice cream!

Maria: Shouldn't be too hard, huh?

Nico: Okay, maybe a little hard!

Me: Autumn Blaze would be really proud though.

Nico: Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: That is awesome! Your switches have all the powers of the Non-Core Members of the M.O.E.

Another Meteor: That's right.

Lola: That is so cool!

Another Meteor: It sure is. Watch this.

She activated the powers of Jupiter and the Cheese Monster and fired a glob of cheese sauce and it hit Maria and covered her in cheese.

Maria: (Slurps) Yummy! Cheese Sauce!

Nico: Okay. Time to use Roquefort's powers.

Nico got up and he was covered in ice cream. But he used Hydro Man's powers and washed it off. Then he summoned a bunch of cheese ninjas and they pounded Another Meteor down.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Maybe I can still help from the sidelines. I learned this one from Natilee.

I pulled out some string and wrapped it around my fingers and did a Cats Cradle attack.

Me: Watch this.

I formed a star and fired a bunch of stars at Another Meteor and then she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Nico caught the Rider Watch and purified it and then we all got Astroswitches for ALL OF THE Members of the Masters of Evil Core and Non-Core! WOW!

Nico: Wow!

Me: Violet still deserves these powers though.

I snapped my fingers and she got the same kinds of switches we got and Nico gave Violet the Rider Watch for Kamen Rider Meteor.

Nico: There.

I went over and helped Violet up.

Violet Hashington: That was so awesome though!

Me: It sure was.

Violet hugged me and I hugged her too.

Then Maggie reverted back and she was a girl with light green hair and purple clothes.

Maggie Orbersson: Wow that was awesome.

Nico and Maggie then hugged.

Nico: Now we can hug.

Me: That was awesome though. Sorry you guys had to see me throw up a lot.

Eli: No worries bro.

Laney: But that world was disgusting.

Lola: Yeah.

Lana: But it wasn't that bad.

Me: For you Lana but not for me. But Violet that was so awesome that you can use the powers of all the Non-Core members of the M.O.E.

Violet Hashington: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: To counter the powers of the Another Secondary Riders, I'm gonna have to use my villain powers a lot.

Me: Good idea.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Now we can head home.

We did so.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Beast Boy are heading to the Elemental Plane of Fire in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but they're going to destroy Warduke, Venger's barbaric mercenary and he wants revenge for what happened to Venger.

But, I wasn't joining Lincoln's group since I'm laying on the sofa in the World Tree Estate recuperating from all the vomiting I did on Nico's rescue, and when they arrived in the Elemental Plane of Fire, it's a fiery plane of fire, and we were already sweating like crazy, and their energy auras flared up as we were gaining a very massive power and energy boost to our infinite energy and power, and they also have rainbow fire in the auras.

Lincoln: Whew, so this is the Elemental Plane of Fire in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I rescue the five girls here, but we got word that Warduke, Venger's barbaric mercenary and he wants revenge for what happened to Venger.

Nico: That's right, big guy. As soon as the word got out that Warduke is here, we finally got a chance to kill him and send him to The Black Gates for good.

Lori: And I can't believe what happened to J.D. when you guys were on that planet of Chum.

Lincoln: I know, Lana was eating the chum all over and J.D. was hurling his guts out like crazy. But, he's home laying on the sofa recuperating from all that vomiting he did, and we told Lana to go wash her mouth out after all that chum she ate, gross. And thanks for joining us, Beast Boy.

Beast Boy: You're welcome, Lincoln. I hope J.D.'s going to be okay.

Lincoln: Don't worry, he will, he just needs some rest and relaxation after what happened.

Lana: Well, I can't help it. You know I love gross food.

Eli: Gross.

?: HEELLLLPPPP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fifteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fifteen girls, but they've been cornered by Warduke, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the fifteen girls, but they've been cornered by Warduke, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Japanese Accent) That ruthless barbarian mercenary, let's get him.

Suddenly, Lincoln's group saw the Duel Monster, Shooting Quasar Dragon, appear before them.

Nico: Wow, that's the Shooting Quasar Dragon, awesome.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Japanese accent from anywhere, I knew it's you, Kuēsā Sutādoragon, but we'll talk later, we've got a barbarian mercenary of Venger's to kill.

They rushed on over, and Lincoln fired very powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Warduke, and that allowed the fifteen girls to get away. When Warduke saw them, he was enraged.

Warduke: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm's arrived? Now, I will have my revenge on you all for what you did to Master Venger.

Lincoln: Venger deserved to die for his crimes, and now, you will suffer the same fate.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Beast Boy, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Warduke, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln and Warduke engaged in a powerful sword fight, and sparks were flying all over, but Lincoln had the advantage on him, as he then disarmed Warduke of his magic sword, and the large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard of his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds fired a blast of rainbow light, and it hits Warduke's magic sword and absorbed it. Then, Lincoln sprouted out one of his eleven massive, long, and powerful white werewolf tails with Cell's suction stinger and as he stabbed it into Warduke's back, Lincoln began absorbing his bio-energy and sucking him in. When Lincoln was done, all that was left of Warduke were his skull-motif shield, a half-suit of blue chainmail, loincloth, gold belt, and most notably, his helmet complete with "bat wing"-like ridges Everyone cheered wildly as they holstered their weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Well, that's it for that barbarian mercenary, Warduke. (To Kuēsā Sutādoragon) And it's so good to see you again, Kuēsā Sutādoragon.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing blue hair, blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful white angel wings with stars, and she reigned in the power of Shooting Quasar Dragon, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved blue blouse, sleeveless white midriff top, long blue skirt with stars and constellations on it, white pants, blue knee-high high-heeled boots, and long dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, constellations and dragons on the coattails, and Shooting Quasar Dragon on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Shooting Quasar Dragon-themed greatsword with Shooting Quasar Dragon and stars etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, Shooting Quasar Dragon's wings for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Kuēsā Sutādoragon and they hugged, and Kuēsā Sutādoragon's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Kuēsā Sutādoragon, she's my classmate from Art Class and she's one of my many Guardian Angels from Japan. She's also an amazing fashionista with a love for astronomy. We even made clothes with constellations on them, especially swimsuits.

Nicole: Combining a love for fashion and astronomy, I like her already.

Lincoln: You'll love her even more, Nicole, she even made swimsuits with stars as well as decorations for girls in case I ever get a harem, so she was prepared for when I ever get a harem.

The gang were completely stunned.

Nicole: So, when she finds out whenever you get a harem, she made swimsuits with stars as well as decorations for girls. Talk about being really prepared.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) That's right, and judging from the rescues Lincoln's been doing, he's been rescuing a ton of girls, and reuniting with his many Guardian Angels in the process, that's even more amazing.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon gave the many girls in Lincoln's harem swimsuits with stars and decorations on them, and she gave Lincoln a brand-new pair of large orange swim trunks with stars, constellations, Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, and elemental forces on them. Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Kuēsā Sutādoragon's neck with blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and white crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Kuēsā.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Kuēsā Sutādoragon's waist and Kuēsā Sutādoragon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Kuēsā Sutādoragon's face and kissed her on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fifteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fifteen girls are Josephine "Josie" McCoy, Valerie Brown, and Melody Valentine from the Josie and the Pussycats cartoon, Sage, Libby, Leona, Vega, Scarlet, Adora, Tessa, Cassie, Gemma, Clover, Astra, and Piper from Star Darlings.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Josephine "Josie" McCoy, Valerie Brown, and Melody Valentine from the Josie and the Pussycats cartoon, Sage, Libby, Leona, Vega, Scarlet, Adora, Tessa, Cassie, Gemma, Clover, Astra, and Piper from Star Darlings.

Luna: What?! Josie and the Pussycats are among the girls you rescued?! Dude, they're one of the most awesome bands ever.

Nico: Oh man, and I've been to some of their concerts whenever they tour the world. Wait until J.D. sees them, he's going to be stoked.

Lincoln: You bet he will, Nico. Are you girls okay?

Josephine "Josie" McCoy: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Josephine "Josey" McCoy and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Warduke, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Josephine "Josie" McCoy: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and the fourteen clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and everyone cheered wildly at the scene.

Josephine "Josey" McCoy: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fifteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Josephine "Josie" McCoy, Valerie Brown, Melody Valentine, Sage, Libby, Leona, Vega, Scarlet, Adora, Tessa, Cassie, Gemma, Clover, Astra, and Piper with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. Lincoln and his group returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked when we found out the villain they went after in the Elemental Plane of Fire in the world of Dungeons and Dragons was Warduke, Venger's barbarian mercenary and he wanted revenge on us for what we did in destroying Venger.

But, when Lincoln showed us what he did to Warduke and banishing his evil spirit to The Black Gates after Lincoln absorbed him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Kuēsā Sutādoragon have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and now, we're rid of Warduke for good, and we're now finally rid of Venger for good, and they're never coming back.


After destroying Warduke, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Kuēsā Sutādoragon saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

But, I was still recuperating on the sofa after that gross rescue on the planet of Chum, and my harem was there with me.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Kuēsā, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Kuēsā, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) I remember this one time, Lincoln and I were making some amazing clothes and swimsuits with stars and constellations, and he even made a shirt with the constellation of Canis Major on the front and surrounded by many other gleaming stars, and I was so impressed by what he made. Plus, he told me that one day, I could start a constellation fashion line, a line of clothes with the constellations in the sky. Combining my love for astronomy, art, and fashion and sharing it with everyone in the world, that would be a big dream of mine. But, as we got back to work, Lori came in and ordered him to be an ottoman so she could paint those raptor claws that I call her fingernails. But, Lincoln told Lori "no", and that he was busy with helping me with making some clothes. Lori got so angry, and she grabbed a pair of scissors and tried to stab Lincoln in the chest with them, but I sweep kicked Lori and knocked her down and we tied her up to a chair with nylon rope. We called Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and they came, along with the rest of the sisters, and when I got done telling them of what Lori tried to do to Lincoln, Lori got grounded for ten weeks and Leni kicked her out of their room and told us Lori's sleeping in the basement until her punishment's up, and Luna also smashed her cymbals in Lori's face and made her go deaf for a week.

Everyone cheered for what Kuēsā did to Lori.

Nico: A talented artist and fashionista with a love of astronomy and a Guardian Angel who lived up to her reputation by putting Lori in her place, awesome.

Me: (Still Sick) That's awesome.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) And Lincoln told me what happened, are you going to be okay, J.D.?

Me: (Still Sick) Yeah, I'll be alright. Just need to recuperate after all that you-know-what that Lana ate.

Lori: Which is why we're personally going to make sure Lana doesn't try to bring that stuff into the house.

Lana: Aw man.

Lincoln: Not only is it for everyone's and your own good, Lana, but you saw what happened to J.D. this morning on Nico's rescue. And don't worry, J.D., I'm going to make you some soup when we get back from our beach date, and we'll be wearing the new swimsuits that Kuēsā made and gave to us.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date at Bubblaine in the world of Mario. But, Lincoln also told us that Kyle Carter, the Torturer of The Blood Dragons, is heading for them, and on the orders of Bryan Greyson to kill them, but they'll be ready for that son of a bitch.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man was dressed in the large orange swim shorts with stars, constellations, Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, and elemental forces that Kuēsā gave him, large orange sandals, his jewelry, and he had his weapons holstered, since there's going to be trouble from the Blood Dragons.

And his harem were dressed in the two-piece bikinis with stars and constellations in their favorite colors that Kuēsā gave them, sandals, jewelry, and they had their weapons holstered, since there's going to be trouble from the Blood Dragons.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, are we ready?

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: We're ready, Linky.

Lincoln and his harem headed for Bubblaine after leaving the World Tree Estate, and when they arrive at Bubblaine, it's still as amazing as ever.

Lincoln: Ah, Bubblaine, it's still as amazing as ever. And I love the swimsuits you made for the girls in my harem, yourself, and for me, Kuēsā.

Rarity: Indeed, Linky, her constellation fashion line is truly amazing.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) Thanks, Lincoln and Rarity. Shall we?

Lincoln and his harem dived right into the waters and they began swimming in the waters, and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there. Then, they also were working on their tans in the sun by lying out on towels in the sand, and they also had fun playing some volleyball, and the girls also got an atomic blush when they saw Lincoln lift up the heaviest barbell he conjured up and it weighed up 10,000 pounds, and that's just a fraction of just how strong Lincoln's become and he's still becoming.

?: You punks are going to pay for what you did to The Church of Necrom.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Evelyn Francois: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, along with the smell of cheap cologne. You can come out now, Kyle Carter.

A 24 years old very muscular male and tall at 6'11" in height with dark brown hair, dark eyes, and dressed in a black leather jacket, white tank top, dark blue jeans, black leather knee-high combat boots, and the tattoo of The Blood Dragons on his right shoulder came out, it was Kyle Carter, the Torturer of The Blood Dragons.

Evelyn Francois: I should've known Bryan Greyson would send you to kill us, Kyle Carter. But, your days of killing people are about to come to an end.

Kyle Carter: I'll wipe that smug look off your face by killing you and everyone you love, and I'll enjoy bathing in your blood.

Evelyn Francois: Still the same bloodthirsty lowlife thug you've been, and now, your rampage ends here and now.

Suddenly, Evelyn Francois's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with gravity, psychic energy, and The Hanged Man, she unholsters her massive Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man and Sword of The Arcana swords from her back, and as she approached Kyle Carter, she left blue energy, gravity, psychic energy, and Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man with every step.

Evelyn Francois: You've gotten away with one crime too many throughout the years since Bryan Greyson formed The Blood Dragons, not to mention the murders you've committed, Kyle Carter, and now, I'm going to see to it that you and the rest of The Blood Dragons are brought to justice once and for all.

Suddenly, Evelyn Francois was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with gravity and psychic energy surrounding it, there's Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a sea foam green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Evelyn Francois emerged, but she was changed forever.

Evelyn Francois grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sea foam green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blue hair, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with gravity, psychic energy, and Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man surrounding her, she has Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man and with the Gravity Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Gravity and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man with blue gems for the eyes and the Gravity and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts. Evelyn Francois has on a sleeveless blue-green blouse, short-sleeved blue green top with orange sleeves, blue green skirt, blue green pants, blue green sneakers, and long blue green sleeveless trenchcoat with gravity and psychic energy on the coattails, and on the back is Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man surrounded by stars. Suddenly, Evelyn Francois felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large blue feathers have green tips. Evelyn Francois has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Evelyn Francois's massive Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man and Sword of The Arcana swords began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue green energy, gravity, and psychic energy, and when it emerged, it's been transformed into Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man's Gravity Arcana Greatsword of Psychic Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man and the Major Arcana card The Hanged Man etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue green blade, large blue green angel wings for the crossguard, large blue green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue green gem with angel wings surrounding it for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue green gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man with blue green gems for eyes and a large blue green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Tarot Cards of The Arcana on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji below Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man that said, "Evelyn Francois, Gene-Slammer of Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man, Very Strong and Powerful Psychic Mindreader and Clairvoyant, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of The Blood Dragons, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Dear Friend of Melanie McPherson, Catherine Hoshi, Jade Hyotonia, Loreena Kellington, Penelope Harrisburg, Yvonne Qinsington, Roxanne Lowinsky, Sonya Rexxington, Sophia Starron, Felicia Terrington, and Sylvia Starron, and Master of Gravity, Psychic Energy, and the Arcana"

エヴリン-フランソワ、"アルカナフォースXII"のジーン-スラマー - 絞首刑の男、非常に強く、強力な精神的なMindreaderと千里眼、愛する守護天使とリンカーン大声の将来の妻、血のドラゴンの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、とサディスティックなできそこない、驚くべきと強力な教師の素晴らしいと強力な学生、メラニー*マクファーソンの親愛なる友人、キャサリン*ホシ、ジェイド*ヒョトニア、ローリーナケリントン、ペネロペ*ハリスバーグ、イボンヌ*キンジントン、ロクサーヌLowinsky、ソーニャ*レキシントン、ソフィア*スタロン、フェリシア*テリントン、シルビア-スターロン重力のマスター精神的エネルギーアルカナ

Evelyn Francois has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY GRAVITATIONAL ARCANA FORCE XII PSYCHIC ANGEL OF PSYCHIC GRAVITY JUSTICE AND DIVINE CLAIRVOYANT LOVE!

Lincoln's harem were amazed by Evelyn Francois's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Kyle Carter saw it, the thug got his knife and was about to stab her, but Roxanne Lowinsky fired a powerful blast of blue green energy with stars, psychic energy, and Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man, and it hit Kyle Carter and he was sent flying into a wall.

Melanie McPherson: (Scottish Accent) Whoa, Evelyn's transformed, that's so awesome!

Paige: You said it, Melanie. This is going to be good.

Lincoln: Wow, Evelyn, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Evelyn Francois: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arcana Gravitational Hanged Man and Divine Clairvoyant Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with that thug, Kyle Carter, once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Evelyn.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Evelyn Francois.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put that thug away for the rest of his life.

Evelyn Francois and Lincoln went after Kyle Carter, who tried to shoot them with his gun, but they grabbed the bullets and they crushed them in their hands and they also fired a gravity blast which destroyed his gun, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue green energy, psychic energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Arcana Energy at Kyle Carter, and they exploded with incredible power as the blasts hit the thug. Then, he took out the vial of Professor Milo's werewolf serum.

Ronnie Anne: Uh oh, here it comes.

Kyle Carter drank the werewolf serum, and we saw the thug's huge muscles grow even larger and his tank top and jacket explode off him and he grew to 7'3" in height, and then, he growled like an animal as fur grew all over his body, his eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and he howled as he transformed into a werewolf.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) So, he wants to play it like that, huh? Okay, then.

Lincoln let out a growl as brown fur begin growing on his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with light brown fur growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and wolf muzzle, large brown pointed wolf ears grew on top of his head, his nails grew into claws and were laced with his cure: silver moonlight energy, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large black wolf heads for the tips sprouted out, and he let out a howl as he transforms into Lincoln the Nocturnal.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's rip him to shreds.

Evelyn Francois and Lincoln attacked him with their massive greatswords and left painful scars on him and they also spilled his blood and it caused him to roar in anger, and Lincoln attacked him with his silver moonlight energy laced claws and he really left scars on his chest, and the cure took effect as Kyle Carter changed back to normal. Then, Evelyn and Lincoln fired a blast of magic and it hit Kyle Carter, and put him into a special card prison where he'll be locked up until trial, and into a box that Melanie McPherson made, where she put Morgan Wesley, Gary Reese, Riley Cooper, Nelson Everett, and Marc Landon into. We cheered wildly for what Evelyn Francois and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Lincoln changed back, and Evelyn Francois's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.

Evelyn Francois: That's another Blood Dragon down and six to go. Thanks for helping me take down Kyle Carter, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Roxanne.

Suddenly, Evelyn Francois wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down Evelyn Francois' face, they kissed passionately as Evelyn Francois' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and the Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces behind them and the rest of Lincoln's harem cheered for them.

Yvonne Qinsington: Which means tomorrow, you and I are going to take down Corey Hudson, the Interrogator of The Blood Dragons, Linky.

Lincoln: Yep, and we're going to make sure that thug pays for everything he's ever done, Yvonne.

Then, after they dealt with Kyle Carter, Lincoln and his harem had lunch in a picnic area located in the north underneath some trees and it was really amazing. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists, and the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared an amazing and passionate super-charged kiss. Then, they came back home to the World Tree Estate, and back in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Bubblaine in the world of Mario and we had fun there.

Girl Jordan: And we even saw him lift up a 10,000-lb barbell with only one hand, and we were really blushing like crazy.

Mollie: Well, can we help it, Linky's become a really strong and extremely muscular manly man, and his charm and charisma easily gets a girl's attention.

Evelyn Francois: And we also took care of Kyle Carter, the Torturer of The Blood Dragons, and we had him put into a card prison.

Nico: Awesome, that'll teach that punk a lesson.

Lincoln: You said it, and is J.D. doing okay?

Nico: Yeah, he's resting, Linc. So, what's this soup you're going to make for J.D.?

Lincoln: You and your harem meet us in the kitchen and we'll talk about it, but don't let the mascots see you.

Nico: Gotcha.


Later it was time for Flora's final ambassador mission.

William: Anyone else wanna go with Flora? Besides Juru and 4 Rabbids?

Luan: I'll go!

Me: I knew you wanted to go Luan.

Megan Kiraton: It's gonna be so awesome and you will love Aruto's jokes.

Nico: Yeah they are great.

Eli: They sure are.

Natilee: Me and the rest of the Kiramagers will go as well.

Nico: Cool! Awesome Natilee.

Me: Yeah you guys will love them.

Sylvia Exetor: Can me and Yodonna come as well?

Nico: Sure. The more the merrier.

Yodonna: It'll be awesome to meet them.

Nico: Yep. Lets head out.

We were off to Japan.

We arrived at Japan and Aruto saw us.

Aruto: Hey guys!

Lisa Loud: Greetings Aruto.

Flora: Aruto, meet Luan. Luan, meet Aruto.

Luan: Awesome to meet you. Luan Loud, Comedian and jokester of the Loud House.

Lisa Loud: And she is also my fourth born elder sister.

Aruto: Awesome to meet you Luan. Lisa told me so much about you and you are really funny.

Luan: I'm glad she did.

Me: Also these are the Kiramagers.

Juru: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Juru Atsuta - Red Kiramager.

Shiguru: I'm Shiguru Oshikiri - Blue Kiramager.

Sena: Sena Hayami - Green Kiramager.

Tametomo: Tametomo Imizu - Yellow Kiramager.

Sayo: Sayo Oharu - Pink Kiramager.

Takamichi: And I'm Takamichi Crystalia - Silver Kiramager.

Aruto: Wow it's an honor to meet you all.

Juru: Same here.

Me: And this is my daughter Natilee.

Natilee: Awesome to meet you. Natilee Knudson, Celtic Princess and Guardian of the Dream World. Also I'm the Rainbow Kiramager.

Nico: She just joined them.

Sylvia Exetor: Awesome to meet you too. Sylvia Exetor, Nico's friend and I'm also a Vampire Bat Gene-Slammer.

Yodonna: And I'm Yodonna, former member of Yodonheim and now Sylvia's archenemy.

Aruto: Wow awesome to meet you all.

Isamu: (to the Kiramagers) I feel like we should've teamed up with you guys before today.

Juru: Yeah but we didn't have you guys with us when we met the Zenkaigers.

Me: Although that would have been really awesome to have all the Kamen Riders all with us.

Sena: It sure would be awesome.

Yodonna: I thought so too.

Aruto: By the way J.D. are you alright? You look really pale and tired.

Me: I'll be all right. I've had a really gross experience earlier this morning. It was on a planet we went to that was made entirely out of chum.

Nico: And word of advice. Don't ever say the word C-H-U-M around J.D. He throws up every time.

Aruto: Oh man. Sorry about that J.D.

Me: I'll be all right. Just because I'm green around the gills doesn't mean I can still kick some butt.

Aruto: That's good.

Nico: Isamu, have you seen an Another Rider version of your Vulcan form?

Isamu: No. But I thought no Another Secondary Riders existed.

Me: Well we found out that they actually DO exist. We battled one that was for Another Meteor for Fourze.

Nico: Yeah she was a friend from J.D.'s past that he saved from herself.

Me: Long story.

Natilee: But it was awesome that dad did that for her.

Aruto: Wow. But if we see any we'll let you know.

Me: Great. Girl Jordan is working on wanted posters for the Another Secondary Riders right now. Big bounties involved

Aruto: J.D., after this mission, are you sure you want to go back to Gotham Royal York? Because I'm very concerned with how easily the people there turn on you.

Me: Don't worry about it Aruto. We're not going to let that happen.

Nico: We went through so much over the last 6 and a half years and it was both good and bad.

Eli: Yeah.

Aruto: Good. As long as you'll be all right.

We then heard a motorcycle and then we went to see.

Nico: (sees a odd red motorcycle outside) That's an odd motorcycle.

We looked and saw that it was actually Accel's motorcycle!? What the?

Me: Is that Ryu?

Eli: No it's not. I sense something dark about it.

Me: That's Another Accel!

Nico: Oh man! Lets go get it!

Nico smirked and then threw a paint can at the motorcycle.

SPLAT!

Another Accel: HEY!

He transformed and revealed himself!

Another Accel: Thanks a lot! You ruined my paint job!

Nico: Wait that voice! Yuri Vennington!

He de-transformed and revealed himself! Yuri was a blond guy with blue eyes and he was dressed in black clothes.

Yuri Vennington: Glad you remember me Nico. I'm flattered.

Nico: I still haven't forgotten what you did to so many of my friends!

Sylvia Exetor: Me neither!

Me: You know him Nico?

Nico: Unfortunately yes. Yuri was a rich kid that I hated with a vengeance. He was a heartless bully that thought he was better than everyone because he was worth more money than anyone and in the end I gave him his own form of karma. I got him expelled and got him disowned and sent him to a boarding school in Russia.

Yuri Vennington: And I will never forgive you for it! I hate you more than life itself!

Nico's aura flared up with incredible power!

Aruto: You'll hate us even more when you get what you deserve.

Yuri Vennington: Oh, I doubt it. You and your pal over there are gonna be quite busy with my other friends!

Me: You have Magia with you too!

Yuri Vennington: Yes I do! Come on out boys!

Out came CRUSHING BUFFALO, SPLASHING WHALE, STORMING PENGUIN, INVADING HORSESHOE, SCOUTING PANDA and ARK NEOHI!

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Awesome choices!

Nico: Time to kick some butt!

Aruto, Isamu, Flora and Yui: Henshin!

Natilee and the Kiramagers: Kiramai Change!

Yodonna: YODON CHANGE!

They transformed!

Juru Atsutal: "Shining Sparkling! Kiramai Red!"

Tametomo Imizu: "Precise Shooting! Kiramai Yellow!"

Sena Hayami: "Dashing Lightning! Kiramai Green!"

Shiguru Oshikiri: "Unstoppable Edge! Kiramai Blue!"

Sayo Oharu: "Incredible Dexterity! Kiramai Pink!"

Takamichi Crystalia: "Shining Breakthrough! Kiramai Silver!"

Natilee: "Refracting Beauty! Kiramai Rainbow!"

Yodonna: Darkness Wings! Yodonna!"

Kiramagers, Yodonna and Natilee: "Arriving in a flash! With a 24-carat solution! Mashin Sentai Kiramager!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: So cool!

Eli: That was awesome!

Me: Yep. Now for me. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS!)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Aruto: There's only one person that can stop you. And that's me!

Nico: And us because we're going to kick your big ugly fucking asses to Timbuktu!

Eli: Yeah!

Me: Time to give these fucking jerks what for!

Aruto charged at the Crushing Buffalo Magia and he charged at Aruto and then he slid under his legs and kicked him in his butt and Nico punched him in his face.

Nico: Chew on this horn boy! (Uses Tchang Zu's lightning powers)

Nico fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted Crushing Buffalo all over.

Me: Hey Blubberface! Try this on!

I pulled out an Eyecon and activated it!

ELIZABETH HOWE AND BEN RAVENCROFT!

Me: DARK MAGIC OF SALEM STRIKE!

I fired a blast of Dark Magic and it hit Splashing Whale Magia and turned him into a big block of cheese!

Me: Yeah! Nico!

I lifted him up.

Nico: Whoa! Ben Ravencroft's Eyecon?

Me: Yep and with the spirit of Elizabeth Howe.

Nico: She was executed for Witchcraft back in 1692.

Me: Yep.

I threw it and Nico then jumped and ate the cheese magia.

Nico burped.

Nico: Oops pardon me.

Eli: Nice work bro!

Nico: Ben Ravencroft would be proud.

Me: He sure would.

Aruto: That one really Cut the Cheese! (LAUGHS) That was a work of Aruto!

We laughed!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Aruto!

Me: I told you he was a kick in the butt Luan.

Sylvia Exetor: Yodonna lets see what your Eyecon will do.

Yodonna: I have a feeling it's gonna be awesome.

Sylvia activated her Eyecon.

MORDRED AND YODONNA!

Sylvia Exetor: DARKNESS OF MORDRED BLAST!

She fired a blast of darkness and it hit Storming Penguin and he exploded!

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He was destroyed!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Wow! Mordred the Illegitimate son of King Arthur.

Me: That was back over 1,500 years ago.

Aruto: Darkness Falls on you! (Laughs) That was a work of Aruto!

We laughed!

Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Yuri Vennington: You useless tin cans!

Isamu: Hey! That's no way to talk to your teammates!

Me: Yeah you jerk!

Nico: Yuri hated teamwork and did things alone all the time.

Me: He's like your own version of an evil Sasuke!

Nico: Yep.

Me: Too bad I don't have a good rant fit for him.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: If you really want me, come get me!

Yuri Vennington: With pleasure!

He went at Nico and punched at him and then…

KRASMASH!

Nico kneed him right in the balls and we heard a sickening crunch!

Me: (WINCES) OOH! RIGHT IN THE KIWIS!

Aruto: (WINCES) OUCH!

Nico: That's for peaking into the girls locker room you jerk!

POW!

Nico punched him in the face and knocked him down! Yuri got up and he had blood coming out of his mouth!

Yuri Vennington: You asshole!

Yuri turned into Another Accel again, turned into his motorcycle form, and drove at us.

Nico: Lets see how you like this! (Uses Po Kong's Powers)

Nico punched the ground and upheaved a bunch of rocks and smashed Another Accel all over and buried him in rocks!

Me: Yeah!

Juru: Lets see how they like this!

The Kiramagers blasted Invading Horseshoe and he exploded!

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Eli: YEAH!

Me: Three down.

Aruto: Time to go Zero-Two!

Zero-Two Rise! Road to Glory has to Lead to Growin' path to change one to two! Kamen Rider Zero-Two! It's never over.

He was really awesome in his Zero Two Form!

Me: Oh yeah!

Lisa Loud: This form is most amazing and cool!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Lets see how he likes this one.

I activated Parasite's Eyecon!

LOUIS PASTEUR AND PARASITE!

Me: DRAINING LEECH BLAST!

I fired a purple energy blast and it weakened Another Accel and he was down to his last bit of energy as he reverted back!

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Yep. Louis Pasteur was the greatest French Chemist ever.

Eli: Yeah he was.

Nico: See if he has any Gaia Memories.

I then saw a light on my belt and then I saw Gaia Memories for all the Non-Core Members of the Masters of Evil appear!

Nico: Wow he does!

Me: Awesome!

Eli: And look! When you drained him bro the Another Accel Rider Watch came out of him.

Eli used the Force and brought it over to us and I caught it.

Nico: Nice one!

I purified the watch.

Nico: Guess I don't have to strain myself with countering their powers after all.

Me: Just have me use Celica's Eyecon to do so.

Nico: Very clever.

Eli went over and slapped the cuffs on Yuri.

Yodonna: We're not done yet.

We took on the rest of the Magia.

Me: And then there were two.

Isamu: Just two of them shouldn't be too hard!

Nico: Nope.

Me: I got this.

I pulled out Dark Spicer's Progrise Key and activated it and I got a warhammer for his Ultimate Way Big Form!

Eli: A Warhammer for Ultimate Mega Large!

Luan: Awesome!

Nico: You're in BIG trouble now!

Luan: (Laughs) Good one Nico!

Nico: Thanks!

Me: Here's your warning, Your ass is about to be kicked!

I then lifted it up and then…

KRASMAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!

I smashed Scouting Panda into a pulpy pancake and he exploded!

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Nico: YEAH!

Aruto: Let's finish this up!

Nico: Lets finish it with a combo!

Me: Good idea!

Me, Nico, Luan, Flora, Zero-One Kamen Riders, Kiramagers, Yodonna and Eli: WOLF MOON MACHINE SUPER BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and it hit Ark Neohi and exploded!

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He was destroyed!

Nico: YEAH! Yuri, you and your six Magia have failed this city!

Me: Now to bury the 6 Magia in the junkyard.

Eli: Yeah!

Luan: That was one that Junked the Gun! (LAUGHS) Get it?

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Luan!

Nico: (laughs) Yeah.

Yuri: I had so much power!

Aruto: And yet, no responsibility.

Me: That's right you fucking douchebag! With great power comes great responsibility!

I teleported him to the Neptune Prison.


We later came back.

May: Hey guys.

Nico: Wow what an awesome way to finish that mission set.

Me: Oh yeah!

We told everyone about it and it was cool!

May: Wow!

Eddy: (Laughs) Those were great jokes!

Me: Yeah they were! (Dizzy) Whoa man.

Nico: Uh oh.

Nico caught me.

Nico: You're dizzy from losing all that fluid dude. You need to rest.

Me: I know.

He put me on the sofa.

Me: Thanks man. But at least I made it through these missions to finish up Flora's missions.

May: Pohatu, for your first mission, Jack Landors and 2 Rabbids should go with you.

Pohatu: Awesome! So my missions are next.

Me: The Build Kamen Riders are next.

Nico: Yep. That was a cool one.

Me: It'll be awesome to see Gentoku again. I wonder how he is doing.

Nico: We'll find out in 2 days.


After Flora's Ambassador Missi0n, Lincoln and his harem and Nico and his harem were in the kitchen, along with the rest of the team.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, ever since that rescue on the planet made of you-know-what, J.D.'s hurled his guts out like crazy.

Nico: And it didn't help that Lana made it even more nauseating.

Everyone looked at Lana for what she did, and she giggled nervously for what she did.

Lincoln: Right. So, we're going to make some soup for J.D. to feel better: it's a recipe Dad's used in case any of us ever got sick, it's his famous Chicken Soup with chunks of grilled chicken, seasonings, noodles, and warm chicken broth.

Rita: Excellent idea, sweetie. But, I can guess you also have another surprise.

Lincoln: You guessed it, Mom. I'm also going to add a little something to the soup to make sure J.D. makes a full recovery.

Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow light, and it formed the same rainbow flowers that I used to cure Mrs. Santiago.

Nico: Whoa, those are the same flowers that J.D. 2 made and that J.D. used to cure Mrs. Santiago when she got sick when she had contact with the sick patients at the hospital.

Lincoln 2: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird and Third Eye Rainbow Iris) That's right, Nico, and as you all saw, Lincoln can also grow these beautiful flowers by firing a blast of rainbow light, and that's another sign of his powers constantly evolving.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Thanks, now then, let's get to work. Nico, you and your harem are in charge of grilling the chicken, seasoning it, and cutting it into chunks for the soup, Lori, you and the other sisters are in charge of boiling the soup noodles, and my harem will also help you in preparing the chicken broth. Varie and the rest of J.D.'s harem, along with his kids are still helping J.D. recuperate, so he'll be distracted while we work on the soup.

Lori: We got it, bro.

Lincoln: Right, now then, Operation: Elemental Eternal Phoenix Angel Recovery is a go.

Nico: Alright, and awesome name, Linc.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

The group got to work with Nico and his harem seasoning and grilling the chicken, and then, cutting it into chunks, Lori and the other sisters got a pot of water and started boiling the soup noodles, and Lincoln's harem got to work making the chicken broth, and Lincoln took one of the rainbow flowers and put them into a bowl and he mashed them into pulp and he added a drop of a rainbow-colored liquid into the pulp, and he mixed it and it glowed with rainbow colors and the choir of angels sang. Then, Nico and his harem added the cut-up seasoned chicken chunks and Lori and the sisters added the strained soup noodles into the boiling chicken broth, and it simmered for a good fifteen minutes until it was finally ready.

Lincoln: Perfect, now we'll just pour some soup into a bowl.

Lincoln poured some of the soup into a bowl, and then, he added in a drop of the rainbow-colored liquid that he made from the crushed rainbow flower and a drop of a mysterious rainbow-colored liquid, and when it made contact with the soup, it glowed and a choir of angels sang.

Nico: Cool. Now, to get this to J.D.

We walked in and Lincoln had the bowl of the chicken soup in a plate, and I smelled it.

Me: Wow, that smells good.

Lincoln: Hope you like it, it's my Dad's Chicken Soup.

I took a spoonful of the soup and when I drank it, my taste buds went into overdrive, and then, I also felt the effect of the rainbow-colored liquid Lincoln created, and it was working to make sure that I'd made a full recovery after that little ordeal. When I drank the whole bowl of soup, I suddenly made a full recovery.

Me: Whoa, now that's one awesome soup you guys made.

Lincoln: I knew you'd love it, J.D.

Me: And I wonder what you also added to the soup to help me make a full recovery?

Lincoln: Remember the flower J.D. 2 made when Mrs. Santiago got sick years ago? Well, take a look at this.

Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow light, and it formed the same rainbow flowers that I used to cure Mrs. Santiago.

Me: Whoa, now I remember, and you can also create those flowers as well, Linc?

Lincoln: Yep, and I also added in a drop of a rainbow-colored liquid that's like the mixture from the Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix potions we got, but I had found out I can also fire that same rainbow-colored liquid as well.

Me: Awesome, and thanks to what you guys did, I'm feel so much better now. Sorry I didn't come with you on your rescue, Linc.

Lincoln: That's alright, J.D., but you've made a full recovery and you're back in action.

Me: You bet I am, and I heard that among the girls you rescued were Josie and The Pussycats, right?

Lincoln: You said it.

Me: I haven't seen them in a long time, and I know you'll take care of them as always.

Lincoln: That's right.

But then…

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Jorgen then appeared in an explosion!

Maria: Jorgen, remember when you showed us that alternate universe where Nico never met us?

Jorgen: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) I did. Why?

Maria: Well, I was wondering if you could show us another.

Jorgen: (smiles) Well, what's the harm of showing you guys one more?

Nico: I can't wait to see what it is.

Laney: This will be awesome.

Me: That still was cool seeing me become President of the United States though.

Qin: And it was so adorable seeing me and Nico get married.

May: That was so awesome. But I did not like being married to Drew!

We saw the Kankers getting arrested.

Nazz: Wait. This was the moment after the Kankers got arrested for raping the Eds.

Jorgen: It is. But this time, things are different.

Keiichiro: (sees someone approaching) Wait. Is that me?

Alternate Keiichiro: Excuse me. Are you Eddy McGee?

Alternate Kevin: Hey, back off, dude! He's been through enough already!

Alternate Keiichiro: It's okay. I'm not here to hurt him.

Keiichiro: Wow is that me!?

Me: Wow it sure is! Cool!

Lola: Yeah!

Alternate Keiichiro: I'm not forcing you to make a decision. But... how would you, Double D, Ed, and your sister like to be mentored by the GSPO?

Alternate Eddy: What's in it for us?

Alternate Keiichiro: Well, I know that you need some time away from here to recover from what just happened. And, should you accept, you'll be able to prevent crimes like this one from happening to anyone else.

Alternate Eddy: Well that would be awesome. What do you think guys?

Alternate Ed: Hmm. YEAH!

Alternate Edd: Lets do it!

Alternate Sarah: We're in!

Alternate Eddy: Yeah!

But then we saw Jack Spicer in this universe.

Jack Spicer: Wait. Is that me walking all alone?

Raimundo: This must be after one of your losses to me and the guys.

Nico: Maybe.

Past Jack Spicer: Stupid monks always beating the crap out of me. They and everyone else want me gone? Fine! I'm gone!

?: Sounds like you need a friend.

Three certain figures drop down in front of him.

Past Jack Spicer: Who the Hell are you guys?

Past Kairi Yano: (smirks) The thieves everyone's talking about.

Kairi Yano: Hey it's us!

Umika: Wow! That is awesome!

Me: Cool!

Jorgen: As you can see, in this universe, Eddy, along with Ed, Double D, and Sarah, were mentored by the Patrangers. Jack Spicer, on the other hand, was mentored by the Lupinrangers.

Eddy and Jack were amazed!

Lola: Wow! That is so cool!

Nico: Yeah it sure is!

Me: Wow! Mentored by 2 teams of rangers.

Past Jack Spicer: You want me to join you guys?

Past Touma: We're not forcing you to be a LupinRanger. But you can still help us kick ass.

Past Umika: Besides, I don't think you should be alone any longer.

Past Jack Spicer: Well it's better than going after the Xiaolin Losers. I'm in!

Eddy: And I'm guessing that me and Jack would form a rivalry like our mentors here?

Jorgen: You are right.

Me: Wow! Coincidental.

Laney: Yeah.

Jorgen: You two would help your mentors on many occasions. So much that even Zamigo Delma and Dograino would respect you two. In fact, during Jack and the Lupinrangers' final battle with him...

Alternate Jack: For what it's worth, Zamigo, you really were a worthy opponent.

Alternate Zamigo: (chuckle weakly) Same to you. Watch over this one, Lupin Red. You and him are pretty much one of the two people I respect even as I die.

Nico: Wow that is amazing coming from Zamigo.

Me: For someone as badass as him that means a lot.

Nico: Yeah.

Kairi Yano: I'm guessing the four of us are still locked up in Dograino's safe?

Jorgen: No. Knowing the consequences, Jack trusted the Serpent's Tail to Eddy. Said Shen Gong Wu was used by Eddy to get Jack and the Lupinrangers out of Dograino's safe. And after that...

Alternate Eddy: Dogranio Yaboon, you're under arrest.

Nico: WHOA! He slapped the cuffs on him.

Lana: Wow! That was awesome!

Luan: Yay Eddy!

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Wow!

Jorgen: Things pretty much stay the same after Eddy joins all of you. But the Patrangers and Lupinrangers watch over him and Jack. The first change to this reality occurs during Eddy's reunion with Rolf, Nazz, and Kevin. After Luan deduced that Marie could be saved, Eddy pretty much figured out that May Kanker was being hurt in secret by Lee.

Nico: Whoa man!

Lola: Not good.

May Chan: Thank goodness it's not me.

Nico: Yeah.

Jorgen: Meanwhile, inspired by his mentors, Jack decides to form a team of his own. One that would have fun battling you all while helping you save the day in ways that you can't. Not a big team. But an effective one nonetheless. His first recruits were Firefly and Vypra.

Nico: Wow!

Lola: That's really awesome.

Luan: It sure is!

Nico: Yeah.

Jorgen: Next, during the battle against Paul and the Sinister Six, you all manage to defeat Electro, Kraven, Vulture, Hydro Man, the real Mysterio, and Sandman without killing them. After that, Jack had this to say.

Alternate Jack: You guys don't have to continue serving Paul, you know. Look at him. He's beaten. He has no power over you guys now.

Alternate Paul: Don't listen to those losers. Kill them!

Alternate Kraven: No! There is no honor in this!

Alternate Jack punched Alternate Paul in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!

Dawn: YEAH! Take that you jerk!

Jorgen: Electro joined Team Spicer as a result.

Nico: That's awesome!

Lincoln: Wow so awesome!

Lola: Yeah.

Jorgen: And during your worldwide vacation, before you all came to Springfield, Jack, Vypra, Firefly, and Electro freed Marge from Burn's clutches, convinced Agnes that her son was someone to be proud of, and then killed Burns personally. And then...

Alternate Jack: Snake Jailbird? I'm Jack Spicer. I'm looking for people to recruit into my team. You want in?

Me: Wow!

Nico: Recruiting Snake was an awesome idea.

Alternate Snake: Ho dudes you got a deal.

Jorgen: (grins) And here, during the first battle against the Meta Breed, it gets exciting!

A Phantom Thief calling card struck the ground in front of Alternate Ebon before the Lupinrangers landed on the ground.

Alternate Kairi Yano: Hey, Jack. Miss us?

Alternate Hotstreak: The Hell are you guys?

Alternate Kairi Yano: (smirks) The thieves everyone's talking about.

Nico: Oh boy!

Me: Yeah they are going to kick some ass!

Eli: Yeah!

Alternate Keiichiro: (chuckles) Starting the party without us, Phantom Thieves?

Nico: Here we go!

Eli: Yeah!

We saw Keiichiro extinguising Hotstreak with Trigger Machine Splash, Edzilla beating up Tantrum with his fists, Sakuya fighting Ferret without the need for his Vs. Changer, Tsukasa using Trigger Machine Biker to hit Puff, Noel fighting Hyde, Touma using his Vs. Change to hit Kangor while he was in the air, Umika dodging a sonic scream from Talon, and Kairi Yano using Dial Fighter Magic to hit Ebon no matter what portal he made.

Jorgen: The battle played out the same way. But Ebon, having owed both Keiichiro and Kairi Yano favors from when corrupt cops tried going after him, surrendered along with the Meta Breed. But Hyde, not willing to surrender went crazy mad. So, it took Super Lupin Red and Super Pat #1 to stop him. After that, Shiv joined up with Team Spicer.

Nico: Wow!

Lynn: Shiv would have been a great LupinRanger too.

Eli: I agree there.

Nico: Yeah! Same with Ebon.

Ebon: I was just about to point that out.

Jorgen: No other changes occured up until the battle against Nerissa. But during that battle, Eddy and Jack managed to spot a spark of good in Nerissa. J.D. got that good part of Nerissa out before dealing the finishing blow.

Me: Wow! So instead of a powerful Kamehameha Wave with enough power to destroy 10,000 planets, Eddy and Jack destroyed the darkness in her.

Nerissa: That was amazing.

Lola: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: So awesome.

Jorgen: The next major change is when you all faced Crocker, Foop, and Dark Laser. The first part you need to know is that Jack and Eddy managed to get Dark Laser and Foop to leave

Crocker. However, while Dark Laser defected to your side, Foop just poofed out of there to clear his head.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Serves that insane nut Crockerfucker right.

Lola: Yeah!

Jorgen: After that, Jack and Eddy knew that with the alternate energy source Lisa provided to Fairy World, there really was no need to keep Crocker alive. (to me) Don't worry. You still got Crocker's brain...

We then see Eddy and Jack using their blasters to shoot Crocker in the head.

BANG!

Jorgen: (winces) After Eddy and Jack blew it clean out.

Me: EW! Nice!

Nico: Serves that douchebag right!

Lola: Yeah no kidding!

Eli: What a dickola.

Jorgen: After Eddy got Chuck and Steve to change their bullying ways, J.D. and Nico got very envious of how he and Jack were stealing their thunder. They called for a match against the two. But not only did Eddy and Jack win. But they also told Nico and J.D. that they didn't want to replace them and they were only doing their part in fighting evil.

Me: Wow! I didn't know we would grow jealous of them.

Nico: Me neither.

Eli: That is crazy.

Jorgen: Now the next change is very things got intense. In the battle of Paris, things played out the same way. But when Gabriel reunited with Emile, Lila, like in the previous alternate reality, caught up to you all and got out a gun. It looked like Gabriel's fate would be like the previous alternate reality, when...

We then saw Jack act fast by killing Lila with his blaster.

Jorgen: (winces) That happened.

Me: WHOA! Serves that fucked up bitch right!

Nico: Yeah no shit there.

Alternate Nino: Dude, what did you do?!

Alternate Jack: She was going to kill Adrien's dad. Was I just supposed to stand there and do nothing?!

Me: Jack made the right call on that. It was either Gabriel or her.

Nico: You got that right.

Jorgen: Next, it wasn't just Jack that the Masked Mutant tried to frame. It was all of Team Spicer as well. It led to the birth of Dark Spicer. But while he got out of Jack, the latter managed to talk some sense into him, saying they would work together against villains like the Masked Mutant.

Nico: Wow! Talk about awesome.

Me: Yeah. At least the Dark Spicer thing still happened.

Lola: Yeah.

Jorgen: After that, Jack decided to join the team, with Dark assuring him that he would fill in his leadership position for him.

Nico: Wow!

Lana: Awesome!

Jorgen: With the battle of Thanos, the Lupinrangers, Patrangers, ToQgers, Kyurangers, Zyuoghers, and Team Spicer helped defeat Thanos. Unfortunately, the deaths of Ra's and Bowser still happened.

Me: Whoa!

Lori: Literally not good.

Lexx Loud: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Oh man.

Jorgen: After that, Vypra and Dark managed to reform the Legion of Doom into the Masters of Evil.

Nico: Wow!

Me: So our frenemies still remained the same too.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Wow.

Jorgen: When you all met Jake Long, Eddy and Jack managed to get Rotwood, Morton, Master Frown, and Squidward into the same room with Nico and J.D. It took one hour for Nico and J.D. to agree to this. And two hours for their differences to be settled.

Nico: Wow! What a change.

Rotwood: Indeed it is Mr. Chan.

Lola: That is really awesome.

Squidward: Very incredible.

Jorgen: With Lila's death, there was no one to cause doubt within J.D. and the Loud Kids aroudn the day when you all met Indiana Jones.

Me: Wow! Lila was a catalyst of doubt for all of us.

Nico: Yeah no kidding! What a nasty monster.

Lola: Yeah.

Laney: If our code didn't allow it we would gladly kill that monster.

Jorgen: Now, after Jack and Eddy got you to make peace with King Stefan, all of you managed to get the Digimon Emperor out of Nico before 2021.

Nico: Wow!

Me: That's awesome! But it was actually the evil essence of MaloMyotismon that was inside Nico that lead to him becoming that.

Jorgen: Oh right I stand corrected.

Me: Yeah.

Jorgen: Now, instead of the Digimon Emperor, it was actually Him who caused the Days of Darkness. Why it's not 20? That will be revealed shortly.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: So it really WAS Him that did it instead.

Laney: Not good.

Jorgen: J.D. still Super Hakaiied Oogie. But only because Oogie taunted J.D., saying that he was useless in not stopping Him immediately.

Me: Geez! Thank goodness he didn't in the Prime Universe. Did Lana still eat his bugs?

Jorgen: She did.

Me: Nice. And you know how much she loves his bugs.

Lana: They are tasty.

Jorgen: After you all rescued May from Burns, you had a confrontation with the Sullen Six like before. But this time, Jack and Eddy managed to convince Vlad and Plankton to stand down and remember their friendships with Mr. Krabs and Jack Fenton.

Nico: Wow!

Me: That's awesome that they did that.

Plankton: I think that's really something.

Jack Fenton: It sure is.

Alternate Plankton: It's a good thing you guys convinced me to stand down just now.

Alternate Maria: Why?

Alternate Plankton: (grins) Because I placed bombs on Jock and Goobot's suits when they weren't looking! (presses detonator)

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They were destroyed in a huge explosion!

Laney: Nice one!

Me: Yeah no kidding! Very genius.

Plankton: That was great!

Alternate Crocker: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) GAAAAHH! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! YOU MAKE ME SICK JUST LOOKING AT YOU! I HATE YOU MORE THAN ALL OF-

Alternate Vlad then killed Crocker with an Ecto Blast.

Alternate Vlad: (eyes twitches): I wanted to do that within 5 minutes of knowing him. (to Burns) Now, as for you!

Nico: Kill those fuckers!

Me: YEAH!

Lola: YEAH!

Jorgen: One final change is that you guys managed to get the Dark Orbs out of you immediately after the Days of Darkness. And after that, everything stayed the same.

Nico: Wow! That's awesome!

Me: Yeah!

Lola: So cool!

Luna Loud: You got that right dudes.

Eddy: (to Spicer and Dark) Guess us having blasters that look alike wasn't a coincidence after all, huh?

Spicer: No it sure wasn't.

Dark Spicer: Yeah that is a good thing.

Me: I'll say. That is awesome though.

Lola: It sure is.

Lola: Something wrong, Woz?

Woz: Another Riders of Accel and Meteor were never mentioned during my time at Ohma Zi O's side. Swartz must be bending the rules.

Me: I think this is a good thing though. It gives us more opportunities to bring them down and we get more tools for the Non-Core members of the M.O.E.

Nico: It sure does. We already got Gaia Memories and Astroswitches for them.

Lana: We sure do.

Poromon: How about me, Poliwag, Manaphy, Horsea, and Woz keep you company for the day, Lola?

Lola: I would like that guys.

Woz: Good idea.

Horsea: Yeah.

After Lincoln's date, Lincoln and his harem and Nico and his harem were in the kitchen, along with the rest of the team.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, ever since that rescue on the planet made of you-know-what, J.D.'s hurled his guts out like crazy.

Nico: And it didn't help that Lana made it even more nauseating.

Everyone looked at Lana for what she did, and she giggled nervously for what she did.

Lincoln: Right. So, we're going to make some soup for J.D. to feel better: it's a recipe Dad's used in case any of us ever got sick, it's his famous Chicken Soup with chunks of grilled chicken, seasonings, noodles, and warm chicken broth.

Rita: Excellent idea, sweetie. But, I can guess you also have another surprise.

Lincoln: You guessed it, Mom. I'm also going to add a little something to the soup to make sure J.D. makes a full recovery.

Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow light, and it formed the same rainbow flowers that I used to cure Mrs. Santiago.

Nico: Whoa, those are the same flowers that J.D. 2 made and that J.D. used to cure Mrs. Santiago when she got sick when she had contact with the sick patients at the hospital.

Lincoln 2: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird and Third Eye Rainbow Iris) That's right, Nico, and as you all saw, Lincoln can also grow these beautiful flowers by firing a blast of rainbow light, and that's another sign of his powers constantly evolving.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Thanks, now then, let's get to work. Nico, you and your harem are in charge of grilling the chicken, seasoning it, and cutting it into chunks for the soup, Lori, you and the other sisters are in charge of boiling the soup noodles, and my harem will also help you in preparing the chicken broth. Varie and the rest of J.D.'s harem, along with his kids are still helping J.D. recuperate, so he'll be distracted while we work on the soup.

Lori: We got it, bro.

Lincoln: Right, now then, Operation: Elemental Eternal Phoenix Angel Recovery is a go.

Nico: Alright, and awesome name, Linc.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

The group got to work with Nico and his harem seasoning and grilling the chicken, and then, cutting it into chunks, Lori and the other sisters got a pot of water and started boiling the soup noodles, and Lincoln's harem got to work making the chicken broth, and Lincoln took one of the rainbow flowers and put them into a bowl and he mashed them into pulp and he added a drop of a rainbow-colored liquid into the pulp, and he mixed it and it glowed with rainbow colors and the choir of angels sang. Then, Nico and his harem added the cut-up seasoned chicken chunks and Lori and the sisters added the strained soup noodles into the boiling chicken broth, and it simmered for a good fifteen minutes until it was finally ready.

Lincoln: Perfect, now we'll just pour some soup into a bowl.

Lincoln poured some of the soup into a bowl, and then, he added in a drop of the rainbow-colored liquid that he made from the crushed rainbow flower and a drop of a mysterious rainbow-colored liquid, and when it made contact with the soup, it glowed and a choir of angels sang.

Nico: Cool. Now, to get this to J.D.

We walked in and Lincoln had the bowl of the chicken soup in a plate, and I smelled it.

Me: Wow, that smells good.

Lincoln: Hope you like it, it's my Dad's Chicken Soup.

I took a spoonful of the soup and when I drank it, my taste buds went into overdrive, and then, I also felt the effect of the rainbow-colored liquid Lincoln created, and it was working to make sure that I'd made a full recovery after that little ordeal. When I drank the whole bowl of soup, I suddenly made a full recovery.

Me: Whoa, now that's one awesome soup you guys made.

Lincoln: I knew you'd love it, J.D.

Me: And I wonder what you also added to the soup to help me make a full recovery?

Lincoln: Remember the flower J.D. 2 made when Mrs. Santiago got sick years ago? Well, take a look at this.

Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow light, and it formed the same rainbow flowers that I used to cure Mrs. Santiago.

Me: Whoa, now I remember, and you can also create those flowers as well, Linc?

Lincoln: Yep, and I also added in a drop of a rainbow-colored liquid that's like the mixture from the Rainbow Tears of The Phoenix potions we got, but I had found out I can also fire that same rainbow-colored liquid as well.

Me: Awesome, and thanks to what you guys did, I'm feel so much better now. Sorry I didn't come with you on your rescue, Linc.

Lincoln: That's alright, J.D., but you've made a full recovery and you're back in action.

Me: You bet I am, and I heard that among the girls you rescued were Josie and The Pussycats, right?

Lincoln: You said it.

Me: I haven't seen them in a long time, and I know you'll take care of them as always.

Lincoln: That's right.


[We heard Lola screaming and saw her running out of her room and kicking in Lucy's bedroom door.]

Lola: "Lucy, I need you to show me how to do that cat eye again. I'm trying a 'night on the town' look."

Lucy: "Give me one second."

Lola: [Gasps after looking at Lucy's doll.] I didn't know you had a doll! She's... She's breathtaking! Where did you get her?

Lucy: I found her in one of Great Grandma Harriet's trunks in the attic.

Horsea: She's pretty.

Lola: Well, you absolutely must allow me to throw her a 'welcome to the family' tea party.

Horsea: I'll prepare the tea!

Manaphy: Me too!

[Lola attempts to grab the doll, but Lucy stops her.]

Lucy: Oh, sorry, Lola, but no. She's really fragile, I have to take special care of her. I spent all day making this coffin to keep her safe.

Lola: Ugh. A doll this beautiful deserves to be played with, not left in a creepy coffin. I can keep her safe. I swear!

Lucy: It's not that I don't trust you, but I know that things can get a little crazy in your room.

Lola: Ugh, that is not true.

Poromon: You have to admit that she, Lori, and Lynn have been getting better ever since we found out that Dark Orbs were in nearly all of us.

Horsea: That's true.

Manaphy: I agree.

Lola: Thank you guys.

Lana: "YEAH! Reel it in, you guys!" [Lana is riding her skateboard with her pets and crosses Lucy's room, and then crashes into Lisa's room.] "Sorry, Lis!" [Then she crashes into Lola's room.] "Sorry, Lols! Broke another teacup. Actually, make that the whole set!"

Lucy: [Pops her head out of her room.] Sorry, Lola, the answer is no. [closes her door]

Lola: [groans] I have to find a way to play with that doll. Can you guys help me?

Woz: I don't think this is a good idea.

Horsea: I agree Lola.

Manaphy: Me too.


[Scene changes to Lola running out of her room and kicking open Lucy's bedroom door again.]

Lola: [clears her throat] "Lucy, may I present to you: Reasons Lola Loud Should Be Trusted With Lucy's Doll." [The rolled paper in Lola's hands opens and falls.]

Lynn: "Save your breath." [Lola looks down from her paper. Lynn is lifting a weight.] "Lucy's not here, she's at a poetry convention all day. Ohhh, [stops lifting her weight.] that means there's an extra breakfast downstairs! DIBS ON LUCY'S BACON!" [She runs out of her room.]

Lola: You're even more beautiful than I remembered. Oh, and you look so bored in there. No one to gossip with over Earl Grey and crumpets. You know, we could have a really quick tea party and I can get you back into this coffin before Lucy's home. [She looks around before taking the doll and placing it on the chair of her tea party table in her room.] Mr. Sprinkles, Eunice... you two, please welcome... oh, we need a name for you. How about...'Lady Rosalind Cordelia Annabella Pembrookington!' Or 'Rosie' for short. [Winks at Rosie. She then takes out a teapot.] Tea? [Lola pours tea for her stuffed toys while humming a familiar tune] I'll make it extra sweet for you. [She giggles and drops a sugar cube in Rosie's teacup but some tea splashes on Rosie's dress, and Lola gasps.] "Oh no." [Tries to use her saliva to get rid of the stain.] Oh no, Lucy's gonna kill me! [grabs the doll] Maybe it's not that noticeable?

[Looks at Mr. Sprinkles]

[The frame focuses on Mr. Sprinkles' face for a few seconds.]

Lola: [screams] OF COURSE IT IS!

Poromon: What are we going to do?!

Lola: We?! What's this "We" stuff? The 5 of you moved Rosie here. Looks like Lucy's gonna use the Black Gates on you guys!

Woz: It was your idea!

Lola: But you could've talked me out of it!

Poliwag: You're right, Lola. We're guilty!

Manaphy: What are we going to do?

Horsea: We'll never survive in prison. They'll mop the floor with us!

Manaphy: Wait didn't SpongeBob say that when he made the Nasty Patty?

Horsea: I guess so.

Lola: We have to get rid of this stain before anyone sees it!

Woz: How?

Lola: I'll think of something.

Manaphy: Okay.

[Lola shuts the door and Eunice falls onto the floor.]


[The basement]

Lola: "Rosie, you just sit there and chat with Mr Sprinkles while I wash your dress." [She takes the dress of Rosie, only to see that it soaked through and screams.] "It soaked through?!" [Groans and thinks for a while] "Well, I suppose your body can go in the wash but your delicate porcelain head can't. So... I'll just..." [Tries in vain to pull Rosie's head off her body, but it hits a pipe and falls onto the floor, cracked.] "Oh, Rosie, I'm so sorry!" [To Mr. Sprinkles] Mr. Sprinkles, what do I do?!" Hmm... [as Lola examines the crack and thinks again.]

[Scene cuts to Lincoln's room, where he is fixing a model of a spacecraft. Lola sneaks in and grabs his glue without him noticing. Lincoln then tries to take his glue from the table but realizes it's missing. Cuts to Lola back in her room and she uses the glue to cover up the crack on Rosie's head.]

Lola: "There we go; that should hold." [To her plushies] "I dunno, what do you guys think?" [It turns out that the glue wasn't able to fix the crack and Rosie's head splits again. She groans.] "I know it looks bad, Eunice, but as my friend, you AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! [sighs] I'm sorry, I'm having a day. Maybe I can just cover the crack with her hair?" [She attempts to do so, but then all of Rosie's hair dries up and falls down.] "Ugh! COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?!"

[Cuts to Lola back in the basement, and she takes out the body from the washing machine, and it turns out to have become completely pink,]

Lola: [screams] "How did this happen?!" [She finds Lana's cap in the washing machine.] "Great. The one day of the year Lana washes her hat!" [Tosses Lana's hat away] "Well, this is beyond fixing, so... [Lola chuckles nervously and thinks again.] "Hmm..." You were once so beautiful... [her voice gets menacing] ...but now we have to get rid of you!

WHOA BOY! SCARY!

Horsea: You're scary Lola.

Lola: Sorry.


[Lori's room. Lori is texting on her phone, and Lola hands her some money. Lori looks at Lola confused.]

Lola: "I need a ride to the antique district, NOW. No questions asked."

Lori: [Looks at the bill] "Wait, do you need to go tinkle before we leave?"

Lola: "What did I just say? But yes." [Cuts to the antique district and Lori drops her off.] "Circle the block." [Lori does so and Lola enters the store. She looks around a shelf full of dolls until she finds one that looks just like Lucy's, but the hairstyle is different and it's showing her teeth. She grabs a rolling ladder and climbs up in front of it.] "What do you think, Mr. Sprinkles? If I change the eyeliner, curl the hair, and file down the teeth, she just MIGHT pass for the original!" [puts the doll on the front desk and takes out some cash.] "I'll take her!" [She slams down the money, but due to that, the tea cups and plates in the display shatter. The lady glares at her and Lola pulls out some more.] "And... all of those."

[Thunder crashes. Later that night, Lola gets to work on the doll in her room, transitioning into a little montage. After a while, the doll looks exactly like Lucy's before it got ruined in the first place.]

Lola: "That should do it." [steps out of the room and sees Lincoln walking to his room. She gasps and quickly hides the doll behind her back.] "Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...!" [smiles nervously]

Lincoln: "Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?"

Lola: [sees that the glue is on the table in her room and closes her door.] "Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!"

Lincoln: "You don't have to get mad about it." [closes his door]

Lola: [clearly mad at this point] "I'm not mad!" [She goes into Lynn and Lucy's room and puts the replacement doll into the coffin and closes it like it was never touched at all, Lola then takes Rosie out of Mr. Sprinkles.] "You were once so beautiful... [her voice gets menacing] ...but now I have to get rid of you!"


[A hole is dug outside the front yard, and the next shot has Lola dragging the doll under the house.]

Lola: "Sorry, Rosie, but if Lucy finds you, I'm toast." [Sets Rosie down and a cup of tea.] "Here, in case you get thirsty." [crawls her way out]


[The next morning...]

Lola: [yawns and stretches as she wakes up from her slumber and greets her shelf of dolls as she leans over her bed.] "Good morning, sweet princes and princesses!" [She moves Mr. Sprinkles out of the way only to see Rosie further behind the shelf as lightning crashes; this causes her to gasp and scream.]"Rosie! How did you get back up here?!" [points a finger at Rosie] "We put you in the crawlspace!" [Lola stops and takes a few steps forward, rubbing her chin, trying to rationalize the situation.] "Maybe I just dreamed it. Yeah! It was probably that cheese I ate right before bed, always gives me nightmares!"

[Later that night, Lola, in a pink hoodie, enters the backyard, looks around, and grabs a shovel with Rosie in her pocket. She goes behind Charles' doghouse, digs up a hole, drops Rosie inside it, and fills it back up. Charles comes out, confused by what Lola's doing. She notices and glares at him.]

Lola: "You saw nothing!" [She heads back inside and Charles goes back into his house and whimpers, again.]


[Dawn rises, again...]

Lola: [giggles as she walks into her room with Mr. Sprinkles.] "I know! And it's like, 'Just because you have a beautiful mane does not make you the fashion police, am I right? I'm right!" [As Lola pours tea for her dolls, she spots Rosie at the table, prompting her to spill the tea, drop her teapot, and scream.]"What are YOU doing here?! [standing on an empty chair, pointing her finger.] "I buried you! And that was not a cheese dream!" [Lola gasps as she realizes a pattern; in a small, prolong voice.] "You're haunted...!" [Cut to Rosie with thunder clapping.] "Of course you are... you belong to Lucy!" [gets off the chair] Well, my little friend... you picked the WRONG person to haunt!" [She puts Rosie in a garbage bag and tosses her in one of the trash cans outside the front yard.] "Sayonara, spooky! Good luck getting back from the dump."

[Cuts to a garbage truck dumping Mr. Grouse's trash. Lola is satisfied and Lincoln approaches with a garbage bag.]

Lincoln: "Hey, Lols, how's it going?"

Lola: "Ugh! Lincoln, what's with the third degree?! It's none of your business how it's going!" [stomps back inside]

Lincoln: "Why are you so mad?"

Lola: [clearly mad] "I'M NOT MAD!"


THE NEXT DAY...

[Lola is wearing a cucumber mask over her face, with her hair done curled. She takes off the cucumbers covering her eyes, only to find Rosie sitting on her desk.]

Lola: [screams while thunder claps on close-up of Rosie yet again; Lola jumps off her chair.]"Seriously?!" [bangs her fist on the desk] "Okay, that's it! I'm taking care of this creepy doll, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" [She walks across her bedroom to grab a large pink duffel bag to stuff Rosie in.]

[Cut to the hallway, with Lincoln in Lola's path.]

Lincoln: "Hey, Lols, where are you off to?"

Lola: "Ugh! Why are you everywhere?! Shouldn't you be playing with Clyde or something?!" [swatting her hand at Lincoln as some kind of pest.]

Lincoln: "Clyde's at his weekly therapy appointment. He invited me, but..." [notices a light thud as Lola ignores him; Lincoln irritably darts his eyes as Lola walks downstairs, then points his eyes at the camera when Lola leaves.]

Poromon knew he had to distract Nico while the others got Rosie out.

Poromon: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Right Mandatory Question. How about we do one for a Pokemon next?

Me: Ooh which one?

Nico: How about one for a Galarian Rapidash?

Me: Ooh good choice.

Laney: I like that one.

Varie: Me too.

May: Yeah. So that means someone who is psychic will go with next.

Nico: Yep.

She went to Tall Timbers Park and buried the doll.


[The next morning, Lola is sound asleep when a drip of water lands on her cheek. She notices and removes her sleeping mask to find Rosie on her bed right in front of her, dripping wet and covered in vines and rope, and falls over, soaking up the blanket.]

She screamed!

Woz: What?! How did the doll come back to us?!

Lola: (SCREAMS)

Poromon: Oh man!

[Reaching her limit, Lola runs out of her room, screaming, goes into Lynn and Lucy's room and shuts the door, catching her breath. Lucy is on her bed with her fortune telling cards.]

Lola: [scared] "LUCY!"

Lucy: Hey, Lola, glad you're here. I just drew the Ace of Wands, which means you're going-"

Lola: [She is pushing Lucy's dresser to the door.] "Never mind that. We need to barricade the door. Help me move this dresser!" [continues pushing the dresser]

Lucy: "Uh, want to tell me what's going on?"

Lola: [sighs] "Okay, I took your creepy doll and then I broke her and now she's haunting me. I'm so sorry, Lucy, you told me not to touch her and I should've listened to you."

Lucy: [confused] "You broke her?" [opens her coffin, which contains the doll Lola replaced Rosie with.]"She looks fine to me."

Lola: "Uh, that's- yeah, that's not your doll." [She opens her door with Lynn's hockey stick as her weapon.] "That is!"

[Cuts to Rosie as thunder claps yet again.]

Lucy: [walks up to Rosie and grabs her.] "Whoa, how did you even do this?"

Lola: "Well, it began as a simple tea stain, and then things kinda progressed from there." [sighs guiltily]"I'm a terrible sister."

Lucy: "No you're not. I forgive you. It's not like you did this on purpose."

Lola: [smiles and hugs Lucy] "Thank you, Luce, you're really nice. So, can you please get her to stop haunting me and stuff?"

Lucy: "She was probably just haunting you because you took her away from her rightful owner. Now that you've given her back, I'm sure she'll leave you alone."

Me: What's going on in here?

We saw the doll.

Me: Whoa! That doll is strange.

Nico: That doll gives me the creeps.

Lola: It's haunted guys!

Nico: Haunted?

Brittney: Let me see.

Brittney went over to it.

Brittney: Hmm. Yep it's possessed by an evil spirit.

Me: Like in the movie Annabelle!

Lola: (Screams)

Brittney: Let me work my magic.

She fired a blast of magic and it hit the Doll and then a spirit came out of it! Brittney then sent the spirit back to Hell where it belongs.

Nico: Whew.

Poliwag: There! That should make sure it doesn't return!

Nico: Good.

Me: Now what's going on here?

Poliwag: We can explain!

Nico: Please do.

They explained everything to us.

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Well this doll can be fixed.

Lola: Really?

Nico: Well, nothing we can't fix.

Me: I got this.

I snapped my fingers and made the doll as good as new.

Me: There we go. She is beautiful. Without the evil spirit she is just as beautiful as Mika's dolls.

Lola: She sure is.

Me: Where did you find this doll Lucy?

Lucy: I found her in Great Grandma Harriet's trunk.

Nico: Wow.

We had a great time with Lola and Lucy's doll.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction done.

Boy it sure has been a while since we did an episode of the Loud House and this was for the episode Tea Tale Heart. That was a creepy one and the doll reminded me of the doll from the movie Annabelle. How scary is that. That episode aired on October 12th, 2018. Scary. The first part was for a planet made of Chum and that was a gross and disgusting planet! I never vomited that much before. The second part was for the 1983 version of Dungeons & Dragons and that one is where we went to the Elemental Plane of Fire and that was cool. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For Nico's next rescue tomorrow, Get ready to be scared out of your witz for the next rescue as Nico, Akiza Izinski, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily go to Venice, Italy and help the Quest Team save Hadji from a haunted house that has a terrible dark secret. It's going to be in the episode More Than Zero. We're also going to meet a girl named Kora Lexington who is known as the Furious Flame of the Sigmar Comet. Kora is one of Nico's friends from metalworks class and she is also a master of the fire of the Hellblade and the powers of Khorne the Blood God and she knows how to make all evil go into very big time ballistic rage. And we're also going to meet a Galarian Rapidash Gene-slammer named Nathalia Chelyabinsk. Nathalia is from Russia and she is one of Nico's friends from Astronomy class and she is also a very powerful psychic and has a powerful connection to the stars as they tell her everything about what goes on and who is in trouble and more. She is a very powerful shaman too. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are going to a planet made of Krabby Patties, and Lincoln and his group are going to battle a giant Krabby Patty-themed villain called Pattyzilla. Lynn Sr.'s also coming with Lincoln and his group, since tomorrow's Father's Day. And they're going to meet a Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon gene-slammer named Selena Doragonmajishan (Doragonmajishan is dragon magician in Japanese) who is not only one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan, but also his classmate in Math, who like the Goths of Darkness, is into the Occult and she and Lincoln head to a swimming pool that only they know the location together a few times. They even tackled a very difficult Algebra assignment in class together, and they even done pumpkin carving, and she really hates Scoots with a passion. Tomorrow is both Fathers Day and Juneteenth and we're going to not only see the awesome Gay and Lesbian Pride Parade but we're also going to have a great time with our dads and we're going to battle General Vostok who is back for revenge on me for stopping him years ago. It's going to be for the episode General Winter and we're going to make that monster pay for his crimes.

See you all tomorrow.