HAPPY FATHERS DAY AND JUNETEENTH 2022 EVERYONE!
This is a parody of both The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Episodes More Than Zero and General Winter.
Flying over the Mediterranean Sea, Nico, Akiza Izinski, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were flying towards Venice, Italy and we were getting a call from the Quest Team about a haunted house that was said to be the most paranormally active house in all of Europe. Dr. Quest has been studying the mystery of the house for years.
Nico: So What do you think Dr. Quest called us over for about this house?
Me: Boy who knows. But I've heard legends about this house. People that go into this house never return.
Lola: Scary.
Lucy: Wicked.
Brittney: But if it's haunted we're ready for it.
Eli: Same here.
Varie: It might be a Scooby Doo monster.
Me: I don't think so. Something is telling me that this is not a bad guy in a mask.
Laney: Oh boy.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Akiza.
Akiza Izinski: No problem Nico. It's an honor to be part of one of your rescues.
Laney: It's always a really fun adventure.
Himiko Toga: It sure is.
Nico: Akiza, you still have your psychic powers, right?
Akiza: I sure do and they have been an amazing power for me to have ever since I became a Signer.
Me: At first her parents didn't see it that way.
Camie: Why what happened?
Me: Well Akiza came from a dark past. Her father is a senator and she was treated like an outcast because of her powers.
Tsuyu: Oh man!
Lola: Yeah and with the help of some of the Jinchuriki and many of us that know the same pain she was helped out a lot.
Nico: So, when are you and Yusei planning your wedding?
Akiza: We haven't decided on that yet. We're still dating but our love for each other is really strong.
Laney: You two were made for each other Akiza. After everything you went through as a Signer you deserve a very happy family and life together.
Akiza: Thanks Laney. That means a lot to me.
Laney: You're welcome.
Nico: Wait we're here.
We then saw the house and it was a REALLY SCARY AND TERRIFYING PLACE!
Me: Whoa! This house gives me the creeps.
Nico: Me too.
Laney: Scary.
We went over to the entrance and landed.
Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
We went into the house and it was a scary place.
Dr. Quest: I'm fine, son. Just a little shaken up.
We came.
Nico: Hello? Anyone here?
Me: Dr. Quest, Jonny, Race.
Dr. Quest: Boy are we glad to see you guys.
Nicole: What happened?
Nico: Wait. Where's Hadji?
Jonny: He was sucked into the wall of the house!
Me: What!?
Race opened the closet.
Race: I'm Afraid we're in a lot better shape than these poor scientists.
Nicole saw the splattered remains of two French Scientists.
Nicole: Oh man.
Jonny: Dad, what about Hadji? You don't think that...
Dr. Quest: Don't lose hope, Jonny.
Me: What happened here Dr. Quest?
Eli: Yeah what happened?
Dr. Quest: Perhaps, we can use the data this invention collected to find out exactly what's going on. It seems that the entity or paranormal force that exists here...
Race: You mean that voice?
Dr. Quest: Exactly! From the data it appears that the entity used the power of the machine to make itself stronger. Thus allowing it to physically transport Hadji to the supernatural dimension.
Aylene C.: How in the world did it do that?
Jonny: But why?
Dr. Quest: That's what we need to find out.
Hadji: Jonny, Dr. Quest. Help me!
Jonny: Hadji? Where are you? Hadj!
Hadji: Help me. Help me.
Nico: I'll use Speed Demon's speed to find him.
Eli: Wait Nico. I don't think he's anywhere here in the house.
Entity: [evil laughter]
Jonny went up to the wall.
Jonny: Let him go!
Entity: He's mine now. [evil laughter]
Brittney: That voice. That Entity is filled with pure greed.
Nico: Akiza where is Hadji at?
Akiza: He's in the spirit plane.
Nico: We better think of something.
We did an analysis of the data we got from the machine.
Dr. Quest: Running this data through my laptop's configuration shows that an energy portal was created directly into the paranormal source.
Jonny: You mean the house ate Hadji?
Dr. Quest: Not the house, but the entity that lives here. It has the power to transport living matter to the Dead Zone.
Me: So he's in the Netherworld!
Nico: Then that's where we're headed.
Lola: But we promised we wouldn't go to Hell on your rescues ever again.
Nico: Oh right.
Me: But there is another way.
Jonny: That's right! Only we call it "Quest World."
We hardwired Quest World into the house.
Dr. Quest: Using the French equipment, which is already hard-wired into the house we should be able to access the house's paranormal source directly through Quest World
Race: And save Hadji.
Dr. Quest: There! Everything is connected.
Me: All right we're ready.
Eli: Ready out here. We'll monitor things from here.
Jonny: Ready, Race?
He nodded.
Me: Ready guys? Quest World log on. Subjects, Jonny Quest and Race Bannon. Going hot!
It activated and they were teleported to Quest World!
Brittney: Don't worry guys, I've used my magic to form a barrier to protect us from the entity's power.
Me: Okay. Good job Brittney.
Dr. Quest: I've calibrated the Quest World's sensors to pick up any signs of spiritual activity.
Race: Activate sensor scan.
He got a scanner on his arm and fired a green beam and scanned the area.
Race: Nothing.
Brittney: I'm sensing a huge spiritual presence coming for you two.
Nico: I feel it too.
Akiza: Be careful guys
A red orb appeared behind them.
Brittney: Behind you!
They saw the entity and it was about to fire Lightning and then Brittney used her magic and formed shields around them and the lightning bounced off the shields and hit it.
Jonny Quest: Thanks Brittney!
Race: Activate Laser Gatling Gun.
He got a wicked Gatling Gun.
Jonny: Activate Light Shield!
Jonny got a shield!
The Entity fired waves of lightning and it hit the shield. Then Race fired laser blasts and Brittney fired purple magic blasts and the Entity was weakened badly.
Race: It seems to not like your dark magic Brittney.
Nico: Yeah.
The entity phased into the wall!
Jonny: It's going into the wall. Dad, J.D. any sign of it?
Me: Negative. I lost it.
Dr. Quest: It's not registering. The sensors never picked up a thing.
Nico: Hadji?! You there, dude?!
Me: He has to be here.
Hadji: Race. Jonny, help me!
Race: It's Hadji.
Nico: Down that hall to the right and first door on the left!
Jonny ran and then they saw in a room something!
Jonny: Ah-huh!
Race: Jonny, what's..
They saw Hadji in a cage!
Jonny: Hadji.
Me: There he is!
Nico: Hang on. We'll have you out!
Me: Wait! It could be a trap.
Jonny ran over to him.
Jonny: Hadji, are you alright?
Hadji/Entity: Now, you are mine.
He grabbed Jonny.
Brittney: It's the entity! It's starting to take possession of him!
Race: [gunshot]
He shot the cage down and cage disappeared!
Demonic shrieking was heard inside Hadji.
Jessie Bannon: What's happening to him?
Nico: The entity is starting to possess him!
Hadji: Run, Jonny. It is controlling me. Get out while you still can.
Nico: Hold on Hadji!
Brittney: I got this!
Brittney used her magic and then a swirl of energy formed in the middle of the floor and it got Hadji over to us!
Me: It worked!
Eli: Shutting Down Questworld!
Eli shut it down and then we got to Hadji.
Hadji: Help me!
Me: Hold on!
I fired a beam of magic and it freed him.
Nico: Hadji!
Hadji: Nico! Guys! Thank you!
Me: Anytime.
Jessie Bannon: Thank goodness we saved you.
Brittney: Now we got to find the source of the entity and destroy it.
Nico: Hopefully, the next Gene Slammer is on that!
Me: Nico calm down. I know you're scared but we'll get through this. We all got to stick together. This is not the time to go Shaggy on us.
Jonny: But we got to still fight that thing.
Man: There is a way.
We saw a gondolier man!
Man: There are two monsters living here. Destroy one and you destroy the other.
Jonny: I don't understand.
Dr. Quest: Who are you?
Jacobi Sporachi: I am Jacobi Sporachi. The last of the Sporachi family.
Dr. Quest: But that's impossible. Jacobi Sporachi disappeared over two hundred years ago.
Me: Yeah how can you be him? It was way back in the 1700s.
Dr. Quest: True, his body was never found but..
Jacobi Sporachi: That body stands before you now.
Hadji: That is so strange.
Jonny: But how?
Jacobi Sporachi: Two and a half centuries ago, I was the happiest of men.
FLASHBACK
Jacobi: (VOICEOVER) My family had made a fortune in harvesting deep water pearls. I had inherited the business as the only living heir. I was a young man full of the vigor of life. I hired a partner to help grow the business. Frederico worked diligently for me. Then, one faithful day one of my divers found the largest black pearl I had ever seen. Little did I know then that it had an evil life of its own. That pearl embodied the very essence of greed. The pearl's evil spirit was able to feed on Frederico's true nature. Which was an unbridled lust for wealth and power. Frederico used the energy of the pearl for his own gain at the cost of his immortal soul. I tried to stop his terrible corruption and in return, he cursed me with a fate worst than death: Eternal life without eternal youth.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Jacobi Sporachi: Some years later, Frederico disappeared. I have stayed near the house to warn others of his evil. Alas! I have not always been successful. Somewhere in this house, the pearl is hidden.
We were shocked at what we heard!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: That's horrible Mr. Sporachi.
Eli: Yeah we're sorry that happened to you.
Jacobi Sporachi: It's all right but thank you.
Akiza: Shouldn't be that hard to find the pearl.
Nico: In a house this big it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Brittney: Lets see.
Brittney pulled out her book and looked through it and found a picture of the black pearl! It was called The Black Pearl of Mammon!
Brittney: Here it is! The Black Pearl of Mammon!
Me: The Demon of the Cardinal Sin of Greed?
Brittney: Yeah that's right. This pearl has all of Mammon's evil greed essence inside it.
Laney: Oh man.
Me: That pearl must be destroyed!
?: We can help with that.
We saw a girl with red hair and red clothes and she had a twin-tailed comet symbol on her forehead and on her arm was the symbol of Khorne the Blood God and she had a Hellblade and she was riding a Galarian Rapidash!
Nico: Kora Lexington!
Kora Lexington: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Galarian Rapidash: (In a girls voice) (Russian accent) And you too comrade Nico.
Nico: Nathalia Chelyabinsk too. Awesome!
Nathalia reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and purple and blue clothes.
Nathalia Chelyabinsk: We can catch up later Nico.
Nico: First we got to find the pearl.
Kaito: We're using our gears as soon as we find the pearl.
Nico: Okay. Lets get searching everyone.
ZOOM!
Nico and Rainbow Dash used their speed to search.
We got to searching. Nothing.
Dr. Quest: I've checked every room upstairs. Nothing!
Jonny: The kitchen, too.
Nico: Nothing downstairs either.
We saw Jacobi in front of a wall. It was a mural of a bunch of divers bringing up a black pearl from the sea.
Nico: That's a beautiful painting.
Jonny: What's wrong, Mr. Sporachi?
Jacobi Sporachi: That wall. It was never there before.
Laney took a picture of it and so did Lily.
Jonny: Dad, there's air coming through here.
Jonny looked through a hole and then he saw a room but then he saw an evil demonic eye looking at him through a hole.
Jonny: There's something behind this.
Dr. Quest: We need something to break through this wall.
Me: I got this!
I punched the painting and smashed the wall down!
We were in a courtyard.
Jonny: Wow! Where are we?
Jacobi: Oh, it is the old courtyard. Frederico must have sealed it off for some reason.
Nico: Probably to keep something hidden.
Me: Wait look!
Jonny Quest: The Pearl.
We saw THE BLACK PEARL!
Nico: There it is!
Brittney: The Black Pearl of Mammon!
Jacobi Sporachi: We must destroy it.
Kaito: (gets out Zi O gear) There's the Pearl!
Zocks: (takes out Zero One Gear) This one's for Aruto!
Kaito got an awesome Zi-O Blaster and Zocks got a Zero One Sword!
Nico: Yeah!
Eli used the force and brought it over to us.
Me: Here we go!
Kora unsheathed her Hellblade!
Me: This is for 250 years of torture to the Sporachi family!
We raised our swords.
Hadji's Voice: Do not do it, my friends.
Race's Voice: Don't do it, kiddos.
Hadji's Voice: You will finish us all.
Their voices were inside the pearl even though they were with us.
But we didn't buy it for a second!
Jonny: No, it's all lies. You're not Hadji. You're not Race.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: You're playing mind games!
Entity: I am power! I am riches. I am everything you yearn for.
All of us: No, you're dust.
Me: DIE!
We blasted and smashed the pearl into a million pieces!
Entity: NOOOOOOOOOO!
The entity was destroyed!
Dr. Quest: You did it guys!
[rumbling]
THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS COMING DOWN!
Jonny: We're not out of this yet.
Me: This whole place is coming down!
Nico: LETS GET OUTTA HERE!
We teleported back to the Venice dock and we saw the house collapse right in front of us and sunk into the sea.
Jacobi then grabbed my arm and we looked at him.
Jacobi Sporachi: Thank you, boy. Thank you.
We then saw him disintegrate into dust. After 250 years, he can finally rest in peace.
Dr. Quest: Now Jacobi can finally go to his eternal rest.
Jonny: In peace.
Nico: Lets have a moment of silence for him.
We did so and took off our hats and put our hands on our chests for them.
Eli: Boy that was awesome!
Me: But at least the Sporachi name can rest in peace.
Nico: That's true. After 250 years.
Me: Jacobi did nothing to deserve being cursed like that.
Laney: Yeah no kidding there.
Akiza: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kora Lexington: I have one first. In our metalworking class I was showing Nico how to weld metal and all that and me and Nico built an amazing solid gold and diamond skyscraper.
Me: Whoa! The Chandros Building? That was you guys?
Nico: Yep. Cool huh?
Me: Wow! That is so cool!
Lincoln: It sure is!
Nico: Yep.
Me: Also that symbol on your forehead and your skirt Kora, that's the Symbol of the Cult of Sigmar from Warhammer.
Kora Lexington: That's right. I played Warhammer a lot with Nico too and I like the Twin Tail Comet. It's amazing. Also I was imbued with all of Khorne's powers.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Yep. And Nathalia, what's your favorite memory?
Nathalia: Me and Comrade Nico go way back. We discovered lots of amazing stars and objects for Astronomy Class. We also named them too.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow! That is so awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Nico then hugged Kora and Nathalia.
Nico: I missed you both. But I only see Kora as a sister.
Kora and Nathalia: We missed you too Nico.
Kora: I'm not a gene-slammer actually. But I wanted to help out a friend.
Nico: That's a good reason.
Kora: Yes. Also I have feelings for J.D. myself.
Me: I'm honored Kora.
Nico: Yeah. But this was a great rescue for me.
Laney: It sure was.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, Lynn Sr., and Sophie Casterwill are heading to a planet made of Krabby Patties, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to battle a giant Krabby Patty-themed villain named Pattyzilla.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here on a planet made of Krabby Patties, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to battle a giant Krabby Patty-themed villain named Pattyzilla.
Me: That's right, big guy, and this is one awesome and edible planet.
Nico: You said it, J.D. (Eats a Krabby Patty) Mmm, that's so good.
Me: Man Mr. Krabs would love this planet.
Lincoln: SpongeBob will enjoy seeing this planet, and I want to thank you and Sophia Casterwill for joining us, Dad, and Happy Father's Day.
Lynn Sr.: You're welcome, Lincoln, and thank you.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Same here, Lincoln, this is going to be an amazing rescue.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Pattyzilla, a gigantic monster made of Krabby Patty meat with buns for a hide, and it's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Pattyzilla, and it's going to kill them.
?: (Japanese Accent) That gigantic patty monster, let's destroy it once and for all.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon, appear before us.
Nico: Wow, that's Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Japanese accent from anywhere, I knew it's you, Selena Doragonmajishan, but we'll talk later, we've got a gigantic patty monster to destroy.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired very powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Pattyzilla, and that allowed the eight girls to get away. When Pattyzilla saw them, it was enraged and it roared in pure anger.
Lincoln: Alright, gang, let's fry this overgrown patty monster!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Beast Boy, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Pattyzilla, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, and Magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a powerful massive rainbow fireball at Pattyzilla and fried it, and then, we piled on and we devoured him completely, and we let out a collection of monstrous belches which can be heard even in The World Tree Estate, and we all cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Mmm, tasty, and that's it for that overgrown patty monster. (To Selena Doragonmajishan) And it's so good to see you again, Selena Doragonmajishan.
Selena Doragonmajishan reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, red eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless black midriff top, long black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long midnight black sleeveless trenchcoat with dark magic and darkness on the coattails, and Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon-themed greatsword with Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon's black wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large red gem surrounded by black angel wings for the pommel.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Selena Doragonmajishan and they hugged, and Selena Doragonmajishan's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Selena Doragonmajishan, she's my classmate from Math Class and one of my many Guardian Angels from Japan, and like The Goths of Darkness, she's into the Occult and we headed to a swimming pool that only we know the location together a few times, and we even tackled a very difficult Algebra assignment in class together, and we even did pumpkin carving.
Me: Wow, that's really awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, and she really hates Scoots with a passion.
Nico: Brutal.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Selena Doragonmajishan's neck with red gems on the gold thunderbolt links and black crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Selena.
Selena Doragonmajishan had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Selena Doragonmajishan's waist and Selena Doragonmajishan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Selena Doragonmajishan's face and kissed her on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Sakura Banka, Kikka Kurabe, and Hiyori Munenashi from Build Divide: Code Black, Genie Finn do Salvan, Irina Ritz do Allhide, Lydia Beginsgate, Sylphy Melhaven, and Veda Al Hazard from The Greatest Demon Lord Is Reborn as a Typical Nobody.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sakura Banka, Kikka Kurabe, and Hiyori Munenashi from Build Divide: Code Black, Genie Finn do Salvan, Irina Ritz do Allhide, Lydia Beginsgate, Sylphy Melhaven, and Veda Al Hazard from The Greatest Demon Lord Is Reborn as a Typical Nobody.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Sakura Banka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Sakura Banka and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Pattyzilla, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Sakura Banka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Sakura Banka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sakura Banka, Kikka Kurabe, Hiyori Munenashi, Genie Finn do Salvan, Irina Ritz do Allhide, Lydia Beginsgate, Sylphy Melhaven, and Veda Al Hazard with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the TLPS World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Pattyzilla, a gigantic monster Krabby Patty themed-villain.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in frying that monster and us eating it, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Selena Doragonmajishan have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
After destroying Pattyzilla, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Selena Doragonmajishan saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Selena, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Selena, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) I remember this one time, Lincoln and I were working on a difficult Algebra assignment for homework, but since we know we're in The Loud House, things can get chaotic, and we'd soon be proven right when The Trinity of Violence burst in, and they order Lincoln to clean the basement. But, I saw that behind their backs, they had knives in their hands and it meant they're going to kill him. But, Lincoln said "no", and it made them so mad, they took out the knives and they were going to kill him, but I fired three blasts of darkness and disarmed them of the knives, and trapped them inside three spheres of darkness. We went in Lisa's room and we saw that Lisa and Luan were the ones who had supplied them with the knives, and that's further proof Lisa and Luan were also part of this plot, and I fired two more blasts of darkness and trapped Lisa and Luan in two more spheres of darkness. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori, Lynn, Lola, Luan, and Lisa of their plan, and we showed them the footage on the cameras, and they were mad at the five of them. Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got grounded for five months, and they were sent to Aunt Ruth's house, and Lincoln refused to talk to them during that time, and he broke down and he hugged me and cried really hard into my chest, but I hugged Lincoln and didn't let go.
We cheered for what Selena Doragonmajishan did to defend Lincoln.
Nico: I can't believe what those five tried to do to Lincoln, that was just pure evil.
Me: I know, that just makes all the more reason to smash Dark Lynn's face in even more.
Lincoln: You bet, and we've been planning on ways to make that pig suffer.
Lynn: Yeah, and I've seen a few of them, and they're more than enough to make her scream in so much horror, and I've also added in a few tortures in as well.
Lynn took out the list of tortures that she and Lincoln, along with the rest of their sisters are going to use to make Dark Lynn suffer, should she show her face.
1. Make her wash all of her lucky jerseys.
2. Make her wear only dresses and tiaras.
3. Take her out of all her sports teams.
4. Pop all of her balls and destroy her sports equipment.
5. Melt all of her sports trophies and turn them into a plaque.
6. Make her throw away all her stinky socks and spray her stinky feet in lilac-scented soap and water.
7. Spray her with lilac-scented water and soap.
8. Force her to watch as someone else claims victory in any sporting events.
9. Make her wear a mascot costume that hasn't been washed in weeks, and throw rotten food at her.
10. Give her a full Loud House beatdown.
11. Let Lincoln's Guardian Angels give her the beatdown of her life, and make her scream in pain.
12. Rip that eyesore of a ponytail off her head.
13. Smash her teeth out of her mouth.
14. Break her arms and legs.
When we saw the list, we were stunned.
Me: Dang, that's quite a list, in addition to you ripping that eyesore of a ponytail off her head, smash her teeth in, and break her arms and legs, Linc.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Listing the kinds of tortures and punishments that only a pig like Dark Lynn isn't going to like. (Smirks) Very creative, big guy.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Oh, and speaking of pigs, we're going to head out and humiliate NO MA'AM, The Bundys, and Mrs. D'Arcy. I called Vypra and Dark Spicer to chain Al Bundy, his friends, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, and Marcy to posts at Dad's restaurant.
Eli: I can't wait to make that pig squeal.
Rita: Mind if I also come along? I can't wait to teach Peggy and Marcy a lesson.
Lynn Sr.: Same with that moron and the rest of those pigs of NO MA'AM.
Lincoln: Of course, Mom and Dad, and I can't wait to give that Bacon Face newt, Bud Bundy, the painful beatdown of his life and humiliate him even more.
Lori: Same with that stupid bimbo, Kelly.
Paige: And don't worry, we'll keep an eye on the Mascots, so they don't try to wreck the place with another party.
Fluttershy and Rarity: And our kids are asleep in their cribs, Linky, so you don't have to worry about them.
Lincoln: Thanks, girls.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, we headed out to give Al Bundy and his NO MA'AM friends, Peggy, Kelly, and Bud Bundy, and Marcy D'Arcy quite the humiliation for all the trouble they've caused in Chicago, while Lincoln's harem remained in the World Tree Estate. But, this was also part of their big plan: they're going to cook up an awesome Father's Day Dinner, since today's Father's Day.
Ronnie Anne: Okay, girls, now that Lincoln and the rest of the team are at Lynn's Table to humiliate Al Bundy and his NO MA'AM friends, Peggy, Kelly, and Bud Bundy, and Marcy D'Arcy, we're going to cook an awesome Father's Day dinner.
Paige: This is going to be an amazing Father's Day dinner no one's going to forget.
Girl Jordan: You said it, Paige.
Himiko (Warriors Orochi): And since they'll be out for most of the day, we've got a lot to do before they get back. So, what's on the menu?
Sam Simpson: Ooh, we'll cook some whole chicken in the oven, and we got some seasonings for the chicken.
Clover: And we'll cook up some rice to serve as a side dish.
Alex (Totally Spies): And I'll also make some Caesar and Chef's Salad.
Ronnie Anne: Awesome idea, and we'll throw in some of the food Abuela always makes, along with some hot wings, and as a special surprise: we'll also cook up one of Lincoln's top favorite foods his Dad makes: Mac 'N Cheese Bites. But, we got to make sure Lincoln doesn't catch the scent.
Lily the Mermaid: You said it, when he catches the scent, he'll come back here, and what about the Mascots?
TLPS Ryuko Matoi: Don't worry, they'll keep watch for Lincoln and the others, and we'll also hear the screams of Al, his family, Jefferson, Marcy, and the rest of The Bad News Butt Cracks.
Twilight Sparkle: And with the ideas that Linky has to make them suffer, they'll be there for most of the day.
Rainbow Dash: That's perfect. Now, then, let's get cooking.
Lincoln's harem got to work with getting out a whole chicken from the freezer and thawing it out, and they got to work seasoning it with some amazing seasonings, boiling macaroni noodles for the Mac 'N Cheese bites, grating the types of cheeses and getting out the caramel, Alex (Totally Spies) was busy with washing the lettuce for the salads, Ronnie Anne was making some of her Abuela's cooking, The Mane 9 were getting out drinks for the dinner, and the rest of Lincoln's harem were also preparing the table and getting the plates, cups, knives, forks, spoons, and other cutlery ready for the dinner. Plus, while that was going on, they eventually heard the painful howls and screams coming from Al Bundy, his NO MA'AM herd, Peggy, Marcy, Bud, and Kelly, and they winced.
Ronnie Anne: (Winces) Ooh, whatever torture Lincoln's doing to Bud, it's not going to end well for that little newt.
Nicholette Torrington: And I definitely heard the howls from Al Bundy and his NO MA'AM herd, along with the shrill shrieks coming from Peggy, Kelly, and Marcy, yikes.
Ruby Rose: Those pigs have been asking for it, they have no respect for women at all.
Paige: And it also doesn't help they also hate their wives, and let's face it: Peggy Bundy's a lazy, red-headed, bon-bon binging, couch cushion denting, wine swilling, credit-card maxing parasite from Hell, Marcy is a man-hating feminist who's completely twisted and belongs in a nuthouse, and Kelly, well, we know the rest.
Lily the Mermaid: You said it, Paige.
At Lynn's Table, we were busy giving Al Bundy, his NO MA'AM friends, Peggy, Bud, Kelly, and Marcy the humiliation of a lifetime, and The Masters of Evil were also there for the humiliation spree.
Bud Bundy: This is all your fault, Dad, if your stupid antics hadn't gotten the attention of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, we wouldn't be spending the rest of our lives in prison and getting humiliated by the stupid heroes in the process. Dimwit!
Kelly Bundy: This is all Daddy's fault, and he knows it. Moron!
Peggy Bundy: And on top of that, I can no longer sit on the couch and spend all of your money, you dope. Thank your father, kids.
Bud and Kelly: (Mockingly) Thanks, Dad.
Al Bundy: SHUT UP, THE LOT OF YOU!
Marcy D'Arcy: I don't understand why I'm also getting humiliated as well, this is all that pig's fault.
Femme Fatale: Well, from what I found out from Nicole, you're just as, if not, even more twisted and completely insane, and I've seen the things you've done in Chicago, Marcy. So, you're just as guilty as NO MA'AM.
Nicole: And Peggy, you, Bud, and Kelly are also just as guilty as NO MA'AM, since you're just as morally depraved, twisted, and stupid as the morons that are all tied up with you.
Al Bundy: I hate all of you!
Our rainbow energy auras flared up big time, thanks to Al's hate, and that results in Jefferson hitting Al on the head.
Jefferson D'Arcy: Way to go, Al.
Lincoln: And there's a whole lot more in store for all of you, along with our resident targets for our humiliations.
We were also going to humiliate our resident targets: Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Billy McLean, and Bubble Bass after we get through with torturing the pigs of NO MA'AM, and they were really in trouble now.
Back at the World Tree Estate, Lincoln's harem got the chicken in the oven, the salads, the Mac 'N Cheese bites with a dash of caramel, nuclear hot wings, and the food of Ronnie Anne's Abuela and the drinks ready. Then, a few hours later, they got the chicken out and in the center, it was a delicious golden brown with spices on it, and it was amazing.
Ronnie Anne: Alright, we did it.
Just then, they heard the sound of more screams, this time, it's coming from Flip, Lewis Travolta, Icky Vicky, Scoots, Trina Riffins, and Bubble Bass.
Paige: And it wasn't just the pigs of Chicago they're humiliating, but our resident targets Flip, Lewis Travolta, Icky Vicky, Scoots, Trina Riffins, and Bubble Bass.
Nicholette Torrington: Should've known it wouldn't start and end with NO MA'AM, The Bundys, and Marcy, but they also included the resident targets and jerks.
Girl Jordan: Yep, should've seen that one coming. And what better way to celebrate Father's Day than with a humiliation on the jerks and on our new targets from Chicago.
Paige: (Snickers) And I hope Lincoln fried Bud badly when he electrocuted him.
Ronnie Anne: It's not just Bud, but I think he also got Kelly as well, along with Marcy, Peggy, and the NO MA'AM morons.
Suddenly, Poromon and the other mascots came rushing in.
Poromon: Girls, Lincoln and the others are coming back.
Lily the Mermaid: And not a moment too soon. Girls, let's get cleaned up.
Lily the Mermaid used her water powers and got the girls in Lincoln's harem cleaned up. Then, Lincoln and the rest of us came in, but we had our eyes covered. Then, we were guided to the dining room and when our eyes were uncovered, we saw everything the girls in Lincoln's harem did.
Lincoln's Harem and Kids: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Lincoln: Wow! You all did this?!
Twilight Sparkle: Yep, we made an amazing Father's Day dinner for all of you, and we also included all of your favorite foods as well.
When we saw our favorite foods, it was so amazing.
Nico: That's so awesome!
Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists, and the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared an amazing and passionate super-charged kiss, and they also hugged the kids.
Lincoln: Thank you all for this surprise, girls.
Rainbow Dash: When we found out that you guys were planning on heading down to Lynn's Table for lunch and humiliating the jerks, along with our new targets from Chicago, we had to get to work and fast.
Lily the Mermaid: And we had the whole menu planned out, along with including all of your favorite foods.
Nico: (Drools) Nuclear Hot Wings and Chicken!
Lincoln: (Zombie State) Mac 'N Cheese Bites! (Snaps out of it)
Me: Whoa!
Girl Jordan: And we also heard everything that you all did to those jerks, and we also heard the bellowing hatred of Al Bundy, looks like you've made him really mad now.
Lincoln: And his family blames him, but they're a completely dysfunctional family that would rather eat nails than say a kind word to one another.
Mollie: And it's a good thing we got them off the streets of Chicago for good, otherwise, Chicago will have to deal with those morons forever.
Nicole: You said it, Mollie.
We sat down and we tried the food they made, and it was really delicious.
Lincoln: Wow!
Nico: Oh, so good!
Me: This is so amazing.
Lily the Mermaid: And we also got dessert made for tonight: Chocolate Lava Cake, and we had to put it in a special part of the fridge, so that way...
Lincoln: That way, my sisters don't eat it before tonight. Nice move, Lily.
Ronnie Anne: Yeah, knowing Lincoln's chocoholic sisters, once they get the smell of chocolate in their noses, nothing can stop them. It takes skill and cunning to pull one over on them.
Lincoln: You said it.
Later it was time for Taranee's 3rd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else wanna go with Taranee? Besides Tony Jones and Heat Wave?
Halinor: Me and the previous Guardians will go if you want.
Taranee: Sure Halinor.
Me: It'll be awesome for Jak and Daxter to meet the predecessor Guardians of Candrakar.
Cassidy: It sure will be awesome.
Me: Anyone else?
No one raised their hands.
Me: No one? Okay.
Nico: All right then lets go.
We were off to the world of Jak and Daxter!
We arrived in Haven City.
Jak: Hey guys!
Taranee: Jak, meet my archenemy.
Heatwave: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Mick Rory but everyone calls me Heat Wave. I have fire powers that come from my gun here.
Jak: Awesome to meet you Mick.
Me: And these are the Predecessor Guardians before Taranee and her friends.
Cassidy: Awesome to meet you. We're from over 40 years ago. My name is Cassidy and I'm the Guardian of Water, Irma's Predecessor.
Halinor: I'm Halinor and I'm the Guardian of Fire, Taranee's Predecessor.
Yan Lin: I'm Yan Lin and I'm the Guardian of Air, Hay Lin's grandmother and predecessor.
Kadma: I'm Kadma and I'm the Guardian of Earth and Cornelia's predecessor.
Nerissa: And I'm Nerissa, Guardian of the Heart and predecessor for Will.
Will: Before she was redeemed, Nerissa was a monster.
Me: That was one of the most incredible battles we have had and it threatened to rip the entire planet apart.
Nico: It sure did.
Daxter: Wow! We'll have to hear about that later though.
Tess: But it sounds awesome.
Me: It was. Oh and this is my friend Tony Jones here from the Moonlands.
Tony Jones: Awesome to meet you guys. I am one of the protectors of the Moonlands.
Jak: I actually knew that Taranee and their friends had predecessors. I just didn't know their names.
Nico: That's all right.
Me: But we've had so many awesome adventures with them.
Megan McCallister: Yeah we sure did.
Me: And it all happened over 4 years ago.
Taranee: Yep.
Jak: Also, on the big day, it'll probably be Erol who's gonna be the target.
Me: So Erol is our primary target for when we all come to help you guys. It'll be awesome to pound that dirt clod into the ground.
Eli: Yeah it sure will.
Halinor: Looking forward to that one.
Nico: Tell us more about Erol.
Me: That's right and we need to know more about him. One of our most important rules is Know Thy Enemy.
Jak: Okay. Here's what we know.
He went over Erol's history.
Erol, alternatively spelled Errol, is the central antagonist of the Jak & Daxter video games series, serving as a major antagonist in Jak 2 and Daxter and later one of the main antagonists of Jak 3 as Cyber Erol. He is designed to be what Jak would be like if he was evil.
He was voiced by David Herman, who also played Nudar in Futurama.
Erol is an arrogant, cruel, callous and outright treacherous megalomaniac who is in Jak's face constantly from the moment he arrives in the future. He hopes to win Keira's affections and eventually kill Jak. Erol is the champion racer in Haven but during the final race against Erol race in Jak 2, Erol crashes into a stash of Eco barrels and explodes while attempting to run Jak over out of hate for him.
In the third game, he is resurrected as a cyborg and commands the Metal Heads, KG Death Bots in a war against the Freedom League and eventually managaes to form an alliance with the all-powerful Dark Makers. In the climactic showdown, Jak and Daxter manage to defeat him before he can destroy the world with the powers given to him by the Dark Makers.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh shit! An evil Sasuke of this world.
Nico: Good comparison.
Taranee: So he is an arrogant monster out to kill you guys.
Keira: Yeah and tryi to win my heart.
Me: What a fiend!
Nico: And now, he's a cyborg?!
Jak: Yeah.
Me: His hatred towards you is brutally intense!
Eli: No kidding! It consumed him beyond repair.
Nico: It sure did and now he is going to destroy the planet.
Me: He is definitely getting the Black Gates for his crimes.
Nico: I sense someone else here. But it's not Erol.
Me: I feel it too.
Eli: Same with me. It's coming from that way!
Eli pointed to the northwest.
Nico: Lets go check it out.
We went to do so.
Nico: We're getting close.
We then saw a figure and it was MIZO!
Mizo began life in Kras City as the son of a famous racer. Who was always busy racing instead of being around for his family, this caused Mizo to grow resentful of his Father. He'd vow to "own the whole damn sport" as a means of revenge against his Father. During one race, Mizo killed his father in cold blood. Later founding the Mizo Crime Family.
Mizo was a very notorious crime lord within Kras City, and was the arch-rival of Haven City crime lord Krew. At some point before Krew's death he and Mizo bet each other's crime operations over the following Kras city Combat Racing competition. Krew knew that Mizo was willing to cheat in order to win the championship so he prepared measures to ensure his own team would be forced to fight against Mizo's team by poisoning them and locking the antidote behind the trophy. It is implied that Mizo was aware of Krew's scheme and prepared countermeasures by hiring every professional racer he could find to race for his team.
Mizo had been playing the role of a sports announcer, G.T. Blitz, disguising himself so he can oversee every race. Throughout the game it's hinted that Blitz isn't quite what he seems, and as Krew's team led by Jak started to take the lead over the championship Blitz would continuously taunt Jak and attempt to either intimidate him into quitting and at one point even attempt to bribe him to throw away the cup to no avail.
When Jak made it to the final race of the Grand Prix Mizo decided to race himself under his G.T. Blitz persona, but this proved futile when Jak won the race and the entire championship. Having won the championship, Krew's daughter Rayn brought the antidote for the entire team only for Blitz to take off his wig revealing himself to be Mizo and claim that Rayn had cheated and broken their deal, only to realize that Pecker was filming him thus revealing his secret identity to the entire world. Enraged, Mizo stole the antidote from Rayn and attempted to flee in his car prompting Jak to chase after him in his own car.
Jak caused Mizo's vehicle to spin out of control violently crash into a wall. Mizo dropped the antidote on the ground. When Jak picked up the antidote Mizo attempted to warn Jak that Rayn was not trustworthy to no avail, he then taunted Jak saying "You have a habit of leaving people to die, Don't you?" referring to his Rival, Krew's death at Jak's hands two years prior. Jak turned away from the dying Mizo, simply replying "You get used to it." as Mizo's vehicle exploded, killing him. Mizo's warning regarding Rayn turned out to be true, as she had conspired with Krew to poison Jak and his friends the entire time so that she could take over Mizo's operations. By the time Jak and his friend realized that Rayn was a traitor it was too late as she had already taken over as Kras City's new crime lord.
Nico: It's Mizo!
Jak: Oh no.
Me: This guy is going down!
Eli: Yeah he will pay.
We went at him.
We arrived.
Mizo: Miss me, Jak?
Jak: Not at all you jerk!
Me: You're the one that has a habit of leaving people to die, don't you!?
Mizo did not like that one bit when I threw his own taunt right back at him!
Mizo: (ENRAGED) WHY YOU FUCKING LITTLE!
Nico: You're the guy who started off as a racer and turned into a crime boss!
Me: That's right! You are nothing but a two-bit cheater and a worthless sore loser!
Eli: And now it's time for you to be brought to justice!
Jak: Yeah!
Tony: WITH THIS ANIMITE, I MAGINE... FUROK!
He summoned FUROK!
Me: Awesome!
Will: Lets get him! GUARDIANS UNITE!
We went Guardian!
Will: (ENERGY SURGES) THE HEART!
Irma: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia: (VINES GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!
Elyon: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!
Megan McCallister: (STARS SHIMMER) SPACE!
Lillian: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!
Cassidy: (WATER SPLASHES) GUARDIAN OF WATER!
Halinor: (FIRE BURNS) GUARDIAN OF FIRE!
Yan Lin: (WIND BLOWS) GUARDIAN OF AIR!
Kadma: (VINES GROW) GUARDIAN OF EARTH!
Nerissa: (ENERGY SURGES) GUARDIAN OF THE HEART!
Nico: YEAH! TIME FOR SOME BUTTKICKING!
Furok: Let the fur fly! (to Daxter) Great to meet you, Daxter.
Daxter: You too Furok.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Jak: What are the Moonlands?
Me: It's an island that is home to creatures that are from the dreams and imaginations of everyone there. It's full of awesome powers and more.
Nico: Yeah.
Tony Jones: Furok, Energy Blast!
He fired an energy blast.
Me: Taste this!
I fired a wave of lightning and it hit Mizo and electrocuted him and then Furok's blast hit him too and smashed him down.
Heat Wave: My turn!
Heat Wave fired a wave of fire and it hit Mizo and burned him all over.
Me: This is what I would do to Billy McLean.
I flicked the switches for Terror Blossom and the planet Venus and fired waves of fire flowers and they hit Mizo and burned him all over and he screamed like a little girl!
Furok: Dax, I've got a very crazy and unorthodox idea.
Daxter: What is it?
Furok: You and I are doing a combo attack together!
Daxter: Oh yeah! Lets do it!
Daxter and Furok: MOONLANDS ALIEN BURST!
They fired a massive waves of energy and elements and they formed into the symbols of the Moonlands and smashed Mizo down!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Now for this one. Here's what I would do to Ale-fuckdro!
I flicked the switches for Cruel Fluttershy and Uranus.
Me: Mizo your mother is a worthless buttkissing bitch!
I fired waves of butterflies and they hit him and Mizo screamed in pain as they burned him!
Jak: (to Tony) Dax and Furok did a combo together. It's only fair that we do the same.
Tony Jones: Lets do it!
Jak and Tony: PUNCHING ECO FIST STORM!
They fired a waves of energy and they formed into fists and smashed Mizo down all over.
Me: Watch this guys. Here's what I would do to Heather!
I flicked the switches for Shrapnel and Saturn!
I fired metal sawblades and they slashed Mizo in half and cut him in two!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Daxter: Okay, if his heart's stll intact, he's not dead yet!
Me: No but he was cut in half. I'll finish him.
Jak: Go for it.
Me: Also this is what I would do to that coldhearted fucked up bitch Amy.
I flicked the switches for Trifire and Mars and fired a blast of fire and it hit and incinerated Mizo into a pile of ashes!
Nico: YEAH! Mizo you have failed this world.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys!
Nico: Hey May.
Me: Boy this was awesome.
We told everyone everything about what happened and it was awesome and fun.
May: Wow! That was awesome!
Me: And we used new powers with the Non Core M.O.E. members.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
May: Next time, Nate should go with you.
Taranee: Good idea!
Nico: Yeah!
Later it was time for another awesome holiday! But today was both Fathers Day and Juneteenth which is also known as Gay and Lesbian Pride day.
Mascots: HAPPY FATHERS DAY AND JUNETEENTH EVERYONE!
Muzzle: Two special days today, huh? Who knew?
Nico: Double Whammy Day.
Me: Yeah it sure is. Awesome.
Lola: Also Luna and Sam have something to show us.
Nico: Yep.
We went down to the street and there we saw the Pride Parade.
Nico: Wow!
Me: The Pride Parade.
Exile: (Russian Accent) Is it a statue?
Me: You'll see. And here it comes now.
We saw Asami, Korra, Luz, Amity, Luna, Sam, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum's float and it was called Lesbian Stellar Adventure. It was a float with them floating in a bubble that made it look like they were in space and the stars were all rainbow color and the planets were being made by them. On the driving it was Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon and they were awesome.
Nico: Wow! That float is so cool!
Me: Yep. I helped them build it. It was an awesome project for them.
Eli: That is so cool bro!
Kora Lexington: It sure is! Wow!
Hun Gurr: Happy Pride Month, girls!
Lyra Heartstrings: Happy Pride Month to you all!
Sam S.L.: What do you think of our float?
Nico: Awesome! J.D. did a great job helping you all out!
Luna Loud: He sure did dudes!
Korra: It's really awesome.
Me: Glad I was able to help you girls.
Nico: Hey Lincoln is that Clyde and his dads?
Lincoln: Yep.
We saw Clyde and his dads on a float with a bunch of other guys. It was called Tropical Mens World!
Nico: Awesome!
Harold McBride: Happy Pride Month guys!
Me: You too Mr. McBride!
Snarl: Me Snarl want to see you girls kiss!
Girls: Okay!
They did so and it was adorable!
All of us: Awwwww.
Me: So awesome.
Nico: Yeah!
Eli: So awesome!
Francis: (to Teresa) You and I should still kiss too.
Teresa: Good idea.
They did so.
Me: Aww.
Nico: So awesome.
Me: This is so awesome.
But then my wrist computer beeped.
Me: Uh oh.
I looked it up and it showed that the Quest Team jet was down in Northern Siberia. Also the Quest Team is stranded in Northern Russia.
Me: Uh oh! The Quest Team is in trouble!
Nico: Again!? Wow that's twice in one day. Where at?
Me: Siberia in Russia.
Nico: Oh man! They'll freeze to death! We got to get over there!
Me: And quick.
Nico: Right!
Then Girder, Carly Atlas, Spymaster, Xigbar, Pete, Mercurymon, Vanitas, Katnappe, Gator Ghoul, and Manta Bayarsh appeared.
Girder: Can me, Carly Atlas, Spymaster, Xigbar, Pete, Mercurymon, Vanitas, Katnappe, Gator Ghoul, and Manta Bayarsh go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you guys can.
Tom and Sheila came.
Tom Lair: Guys we got big trouble!
Irma Lair: What's wrong daddy?
Tom Lair: I'm afraid you guys aren't gonna like this. J.D.'s old enemy Vostok has escaped from prison and is out for revenge!
We gasped!
Nico: Oh man!
Me: I had a feeling he would one day return!
Camie: Who is Vostok?
Me: He was a KGB General for the Soviet Union and he went rogue and he turned into a Terrorist after the Soviet Union fell from power.
I went over his history.
General Vostok was a recurring villain in the cartoon series The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He appeared in two episodes and was voiced by Mark Hamill both times.
Biography
Vostok was a hard-line Siberian army general and former KGB agent who resented the former Soviet Union's abandonment of Communism. He sought to use a living golem to overthrow the Czech Republic's current government headed by President Alena Stasny. To this end, he posed as Czech scientist Professor Karst's chauffeur, but was recognized by Race Bannon. He sent an attack helicopter to kill Bannon, but the pilot failed, and Bannon stole the chopper.
Still posing as Karst's chauffeur, Vostok accompanied him and the Quests to where the golem was. After Vostok brought the stone giant to life by carving an infinity symbol into its forehead using an artifact Vostok hard murdered another Czech scientist to obtain, Vostok betrayed Karst, and ordered the golem to kill him and the Quests. Although Karst seemed to die, the Quests were able to escape thanks to the intervention of Race Bannon in the helicopter.
Gathering his men, led by his second in command Colonel Dimitri, Vostok led an assault against President Stasny's mansion, using the golem as a spearhead. The golem laid waste to the Czech soldiers and flipped a tank over, smashing the top end into the upper floor of the house, allowing Vostok and Dimitri, the latter armed with a machine pistol, to simply walk up it like a ramp.
Vostok confronted Stasny and the Quest and ordered the golem to kill them. However, it turned out that Professor Karst had survived the attack earlier. He knocked out Dimitri, took his gun, and attempted to kill his former business partner. As the two fought over the artifact which controlled the golem, part of the ceiling caved in on them, destroying the golem and killing Karst. However, Vostok survived and escaped.
Later, he weaponized Dr. Gunter Erikson's ability to freeze large amounts of water, the Bifrost Effect, using it to steal a Russian submarine, the Gagarin. He was killed when Dr. Quest turned the Bifrost Effect against him; as Vostok launched torpedoes, the water around his submarine froze, preventing the torpedoes from advancing any further. The resulting explosion destroyed the Gagarin, killing Vostok.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Kora Lexington: Wow! I didn't know you had a big history with him J.D.
Me: Yeah and I stopped him years ago when he used the Golem to try and take over Prague. But he doesn't know that I've gotten stronger since then.
Lola: No he doesn't.
Me: Now we're going to finish what I started and kill him.
Nico: Yeah. Since you have experiences with this guy you can lead this mission J.D.
Me: Thanks Nico.
Runabout: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to do one for an Atrocian next.
Ben: The Worst's species next! Wow!
Me: They are really strong and tough.
Shanan: Boy they sure are.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get moving. The Siberian Cold is something no one can survive in for a while. Lets roll!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: it was Corey Hudson, the Interrogator of The Blood Dragons, and he's heading here on the orders of Bryan Greyson to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is another Blood Dragon coming after us?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and it's Corey Hudson, the Interrogator of The Blood Dragons, and he's heading here on the orders of Bryan Greyson to kill us.
Yvonne Qinsington: So, the Interrogator of The Blood Dragons is heading here, eh? He must've found out what we did yesterday to Kyle Carter, and those two work as a team in torture and interrogation.
Lincoln: But, now that we broke up their partnership, Corey Hudson's heading here to take revenge on us for what we did. Good, now, we can make him pay for everything he's ever done.
Nico: That's an awesome way to close out our special Father's Day. Alright, gang, let's go, we got a rogue KGB Soldier to deal with.
Me: You got that right, Nico. Get ready, General Vostok (Eyes glowing red) You're not leaving out of this battle alive, this time, you die!
We were off to Russia!
We were flying over Russia.
Katnappe: (shivers) I don't think cats can survive in the cold!
Me: Don't worry I brought our parkas with us.
I gave everyone our parkas.
Katnappe: Oh good.
Eli: Hey bro how did you beat Vostok before?
Me: That is one I'll never forget. It was back in 2013. The Russian Federation ordered its entire military to kill him on sight for terrorism. But here's what happened.
FLASHBACK
Me: (Narrating) It was back in 2013 in Prague, the Capital City of the Czech Republic. Me and my family were on vacation there when we found out that Vostok was terrorizing the area with the golem. I found out about this and went after Vostok. It was the most brutal and ferocious fight I've ever faced.
Past me kicked Vostok in the face and I kicked the Scriv out of his hands and stopped the Golem. Then we engaged in a brutal fist fight! We screamed and roared and went at each other and engaged in a ferocious fight! We grabbed each other and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and he punched me in the face and I kicked him in the face and he kicked me in the stomach and I punched him in the stomach and he punched me in the face twice and I dodged his third strike and punched him in the face and he kicked at me and I dodged his strike and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach. He came at me and fired a bunch of bullets and I deflected them away and punched him in the face and kicked him in the chest and punched him in the face again! He got up and went at me and punched me in the face and kicked me in the stomach with devastating force and I crashed into a rock and belched up a huge amount of blood. He grabbed me and threw me down and pile drove me and I belched up even more blood and it got on his face and he was screaming in pain as it burned him and I got up and punched him in the face and kicked him and punched him in the face and he punched me in the face with devastating force and knocked out some of my teeth and I was thrown to the ground and he jumped and just as he was about to smash my head in, I grabbed he foot and threw him into a rock and I kicked him with devastating force and I grabbed his arm and broke it. He then got up and viciously punched me in the stomach and I belched out a huge amount of blood and I punched him away.
Past me: YOU CAN'T WIN VOSTOK!
Vostok: (RUSSIAN ACCENT) THIS PLANET WILL BE MINE IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND YOU ALL WILL DIE WITHOUT FREE WILL!
Past me: LIKE HELL IT WILL BE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!
We went back to fighting! We were mercilessly thrashing each other and we weren't gonna give up until one of us dies! I punched him in the face with devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood and I kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face! Vostok punched me in the stomach and kicked me in the face with devastating force and I belched up a huge amount of blood and I dealt him a deadly uppercut and kicked him in the face. He growled ferociously and punched me in the stomach and dealt me a deadly uppercut!
I landed and he had a pipe ready and we clashed with them. We stood ready to clash again.
Vostok: It is over.
Past me: (Speaking Russian) Сделай свой лучший выстрел, ты, коммунистический ублюдок! (Take your best shot you communist motherfucker!)
He came at me and and I kicked him in the head and bashed him in the head with the pipe and knocked him out.
Me: It was one of the most brutal fights I've ever had. But I saved all of Prague from a fate worse than death. Vostok wanted to bring back the Soviet Union and everyone into the age of Communism.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: That's what got me Prague's highest honor: The Order of The White Lion medal.
Everyone: Wow!
Camie: That is incredible!
Laney: We all were amazed ourselves when we heard about it.
Lola: Yeah we sure were.
Tsuyu: Wow! J.D. that was so cool.
Sirius: Boy I'll say.
Jewel Man: Need a jacket, Maria?
Maria: I've got one on. J.D. gave it to me.
Jewel Man: Oh sorry.
We then saw someone walking along the cold.
Me: Wait look.
We saw a lone figure and it was Jonny and Bandit.
Nico: It's Jonny and Bandit!
We went down.
Vanitas: You two okay?
Jonny Quest: Yes we are. But that creep Vostok has my dad, Jessie, Race and Hadji.
Nico: We got to save them.
Me: And we will. Me and Vostok have an old score to settle.
Eli: Jonny how did you wind up all the way out here?
Jonny: We were on our way to visit Professor Erikson and then we were shot down by some kind of bomb.
Me: He used a Bifrost Effect Bomb on the jet.
Nico: What's that?
Me: A Flashfreeze Bomb.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Yeah.
Jonny: But it's up to us now. They're going due north.
Me: Lets go.
We were off.
We were trekking the ice.
Jonny: The tracks are covered, but I'm sure they went this way.
Me: I think they did!
Jonny's watch beeped and it showed we were on the right track.
Bandit: [whimpering]
Jonny: I know, boy. I'm cold too.
Me: We all are.
Bandit saw something and went at it.
Jonny: [Bandit barking] Hey, wait up!
Me: Whoa he found something.
We went to what looked like an ice formation.
Me: Wonder what this is.
Jonny: What is it, boy?
Bandit scratched at something and then Jonny rubbed snow off an ice rock and it had what looked like a lever frozen in it.
He kicked it and then a door opened.
Jonny: Good work, Bandit.
Me: Whoa a secret entrance.
Nico: Awesome job Bandit.
Fluttershy: Nice job Bandit.
Bandit: Woof woof.
Jonny: It's nice and warm in here.
Me: It sure is.
We took off our jackets and tied them around our waists and looked around.
Eli: Hadji and the rest of the team are here. I sense it.
Randy: I'll turn invisible and save Hadji and the others.
Nico: That's the second time today that we save him.
Me: I know. First in a haunted mansion and now this. Proceed Randy.
He went invisible.
Pete: You guys want some cocoa? It's warm.
Me: Sure.
We got some and it was good.
Me: Thanks Pete. But shh we don't want them to hear us.
We walked around and we saw that it was an underground Terrorist Base for Soviet Uniion Rogues.
We hid behind some barrels and looked around.
Me: Vostok sure knows how to operate a lair.
Nico: Yep.
Nico then pulled out a blaster.
Nico: Today will be a good test for my mahogany laser.
Chop Shop: Was that invented today?
Nico: Yep. Just invented it. It's for the colors of Pride Month.
Me: Nice.
Eli: Hadji, Jessie and Race are in the cell below us. Those guards are guarding it.
Me: Leave these guys to me. Watch.
I pulled out a Russian coin worth a lot. I kissed it.
Me: Make me proud lucky Ruble.
I tossed the coin onto the floor and then the guards went over to and then I jumped down and used my stealth and then snuck up behind them and then…
SNAP SNAP!
I snapped their necks!
Mercurymon: That's the name of your Russian Coin?
Nico: That's Russian Currency Mercurymon.
Mercurymon: Oh right.
I picked it up and got the keys for the cell.
Nico: But awesome job J.D.
Me: Thanks. But don't worry Nico you'll get to use that laser of yours soon.
We went over to the door of the cell.
Hadji: These cuffs would challenge Houdini himself.
Jessie Bannon: I'm not giving up.
Then we opened the door.
Nico: Someone call for reinforcements?
Jonny: : Hey, guys. Did you miss us?
Bandit: Woof woof.
Race: Hey, nice work, guys.
Jessie Bannon: Boy are we glad to see you.
Me: Same here.
I chopped the cuffs and broke them off.
Nico: Now lets go find the doc and then go after Vostok.
Me: Also I sense that Vostok has prisoners here. We got to get them too.
Nico: Right. I have an idea. You face Vostok and we'll go save the doc and those prisoners.
Me: Okay.
Gulper: Gulper want to drink soda before we continue.
Eli gave him one.
Gulper: Thanks Eli.
Gulper drank it.
Nico: Okay.
Me: Here we go. Get ready Vostok. (Eyes Glow Red) You and I have a score to settle.
Jonny: (to Gator Ghoul) How come you're not cold?
Gator Ghoul: Because I'm cold blooded.
Jonny: Oh.
Nico: Lets go.
Nico and the others went to get the doc and the prisoners and I went to find Vostok.
Me: I hope you're ready for me Vostok!
A figure came out and then out came GENERAL VOSTOK!
Vostok: (Russian Accent) Well this is a new sight. Who are you comrade?
I teleported and kicked Vostok down and snapped the guards necks.
Me: Been a long time Vostok.
Vostok: Who are you my friend?
Me: You don't remember me Vostok? Let me jog your memory then. In 2013 I was on vacation with my family in the Czech Republic and I stopped you from using the Golem to Overthrow the Czech Government.
Vostok: WHAT!?
He then saw a flashback me and compared it to me.
Vostok: You're J.D. Knudson!?
Me: (Speaking Russian) Правильно, мой старый друг! Прошло девять лет с тех пор, как мы в последний раз поссорились, и я снял тебя и отправил в тюрьму Черного Дельфина! (That's right my old friend! Its been nine years since we fought the last time and I took you down and sent you to the Black Dolphin Prison!)
Vostok: You've changed a lot J.D. What happened to you?
Me: Many adventures, many years of training, many things. Now you and I, we have some catching up to do as well as an old score to settle.
I punched him in the face and then he went at me and I kicked him in the face and then punched him in the stomach many times and kicked him in the face.
Rippersnapper: You guys sure we're headed in the right direction?
Nico: Eli's leading the way on this.
Jonny: Dad's got to be around here some place.
In the lab, Dr. Quest was working.
Colonel: (Russian Accent) What is it you're doing now, doctor?
Dr. Quest: Making a few final adjustments.
Colonel: You must think me a fool! I'm not about to give you a chance to use this.
Dr. Quest: There's one problem. That's just the decoy.
He took a flashlight and it fired a flashfreeze ray! And then he smashed the launcher through the ice and sent the guards falling through the floor.
Then he froze the door off and smashed the guards on it.
Hadji: I believe we have found Dr. Quest.
Nico: We sure did.
They went up to him.
Dr. Quest: Everyone! Good to see you.
Nico: Glad you're all right doctor.
Dr. Quest: Yes. Jonny, I thought you went for help?
Jonny: No way. And let someone else have all the fun?
Nico: J.D. is fighting Vostok. How did you get out?
He showed them a flashfreeze flashlight!
Nico: A Flashlight?
Dr. Quest: A Flashfreeze Flashlight.
Nico: Lets go into the lab and see what we can use.
Manta Bayarsh: I found some unopened food!
Nico: Now is not the time to eat Manta. We got to kill Vostok.
Lola: But I did find all of Professor Erikson's research and all that.
Nico: Great.
Lana: And also more freeze bombs too.
Nico: Amazing that Vostok is using all this as a weapon of destruction.
Dr. Quest: Yes. He wanted to use the Bifrost Effect as a weapon of destruction.
Nico: What a monster.
POW!
I punched Vostok in the face and kicked him down.
I jumped and kicked him in the back.
Vostok: You have gotten stronger! And faster! But how!?
Me: All the wonders of training!
POW!
I punched him in the face!
Kevin Levin: Sweet! I found a stack of money! (starts counting it)
Nico: That must be their funding.
Kevin Levin: Yeah.
He counted up $14,391,034,457,78,491,136.00 in Rubles or 82,748,278,498,292,323,942 Rubles.
Nico: Wow! That's a lot of Russian Money.
Laney: They must've stolen the entire Russian Treasury.
Nico: Maybe.
Eli came back.
Eli: Guys I found the prisoners and freed them!
Nico saw that it was his friend Captain Rossanov!
Nico: Captain Rossanov!
Captain Rossanov: (Russian Accent) Comrade Nico! You and Team Loud Phoenix Storm came just in time.
Xigbar: Just doing our jobs!
Nico: Yeah. J.D. is fighting Vostok right now. We better go help him out.
Eli: Right. And I found Professor Erikson. He's hurt.
Varie looked him over and he was knocked out with a powerful heavy sedative.
Varie: He's all right. He took a massive dose of a sedative.
Nico: Geez.
Varie: He'll be out like this for a while.
Reflector: Boss, use me in my camera mode to blind the guards.
Nico: Right.
Reflector transformed into his camera mode and then they got ready.
The guards came.
Nico: Say Cheese!
SNAP!
He blinded the guards and Nico blasted them.
BLAM!
I punched Vostok in the face. I kicked him all over. And then smashed him down.
Me: I learned this one on Television!
(RUSSIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
I was dancing to Russian Music.
Me: HEY! (KICKS VOSTOK ALL OVER) HEY! (KICKS VOSTOK ALL OVER) HEY!
They ran and they saw the door sealed.
Spymaster: I'll hack into the door.
Spymaster did so and opened it.
Nico: Awesome. Entrance time.
Plug Man: Showtime!
They went at the fight with me and Vostok.
POW!
I punched Vostok in the face. He was brutally mangled all over.
Me: Had enough?
Vostok: NEVER!
He went at me and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down!
But then the spirits of the Hummingbirds of the Stars came and they swirled around Vostok and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and then a phoenix cry was heard and everyone came!
Me: Nice!
Nico: We got the doc and rescued Vostok's prisoners.
Me: I've been having fun with Vostok.
Nico: The laws of victory are set!
Vostok: There are no such laws!
Carly Atlas: Was that from Build?
Nico: Yes.
Me: And It's a great law for us!
I kicked Vostok in the face.
Then Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Killer Shrike, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex appeared.
Nico: Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Ghost, Gearhead, Killer Shrike, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex.
Killer Shrike: Wow J.D. sure did a number of Vostok.
Me: I sure did. Vostok is one tough cookie but then again Russia has been widely known for training its soldiers well.
Nico: That's for sure.
Laney: Yeah Russia did a great job.
Firefly: Having a Happy Juneteenth?
Luna: Sure am, dude!
Plastique: Good. Because it's not over yet!
Me: We also have Father's day too.
Nico: Yep.
Whiteout: I hope Taranee uses more Eco powers in the battle.
Nico: Oh she will.
Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you rescued Hadji.
Nico: We sure did and it was a scary one.
Gearhead: Did any baddies get taken out?
Nico: Yep. We took out an evil pearl.
Brittney: Really scary and ugly story there.
Then Terror Blossom appeared.
Me: Terror Blossom. Nice to see you again.
Terror Blossom: Good job using my Astroswitch.
Me: Thanks. First time using it.
Nico: But it was cool.
Me: Yep.
We got the usual battles underway!
Lola, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Volcana, Sam S.L., Tara, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Nico's rescue and meeting a Galarian Rapidash Gene-Slammer and Kora
Firefly was first.
Firefly: (to Lola) Nico did a good job rescuing Hadji in his rescue. And he met a Galarian Rapidash Gene-Slammer and Kora too.
Lola: Yeah but that was one of the scariest rescues we've ever been on and we had to face a malevolent entity and destroy a black pearl straight from Hell.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was really scary. That pearl had over 250 years of evil in it dating back to the 1700's.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure did and it was really scary too.
Sunburn: Yeah that was a scary one. But it was worth it.
Volcana: It sure was.
Sam S.L.: We're proud of everyone though.
Tara: We sure are.
Firefly: That was a scary rescue but I'm glad you guys pulled through. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Shope, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ben 10,000, Bella, Ben, Riley, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - The Sporachi Family cursed for 250 years because of one man's greed
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) The Sporachi Family was cursed for 250 years because of one man's greed. See what happens when people become too greedy?!
Shope: No kidding! Like what the Poet Virgil said "What a Mockery is made in the brief battle for Possessions that make so short a life."
Plastique: That is a very, very good point.
Shope: But that pearl was to blame for what happened to the Sporachi Family.
Rainbow Dash: Thank goodness Brittney was able to tell us what that Pearl was.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding. That was really scary and terrifying.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding there.
Ben 10,000: But still it was a really awesome rescue and Jacobi Sporachi can finally go to his eternal rest after 250 years.
Bella: Yeah we're happy that he is free. But sad that he went through all that.
Riley: Yeah no kidding. Only on those that are evil should they deserve that kind of curse.
Ben: That is for sure.
Plastique: I agree there. Thank goodness they are cursed like that. But on an innocent soul like Jacobi? Never. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and energy and smashed her down.
Squirrel Girl, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, TD Gwen, Cameron, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout - Lincoln's rescue
Whiteout was next.
Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in a Krabby Patty Planet. How was it?
Squirrel Girl: It was incredible. It was a planet Mr. Krabs, all of Bikini Bottom and the Ocean would love.
Fluttershy: It was really amazing to see.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was. SpongeBob, Patrick and Lily loved it.
Stealth Elf: They sure did and it was awesome.
TD Gwen: It was really cool.
Cameron: And awesome and delicious too.
Whiteout: Wow that was awesome. A Planet made of Krabby Patties. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Ariel, Eli, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Danny Phantom, Sam, Tucker, Dani, Papillon and Randy VS Ghost - Meeting a Red Eyes Dark Dragoon Gene-Slammer
Ghost was next.
Ghost: (to Ariel) I heard you guys met a Red Eyes Dark Dragoon Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Ariel: Her name is Selena Doragonmajishan. She is one of Lincoln's friends from Japan.
Eli: She is really awesome and she is one of the masters of the Occult.
Rarity: Indeed she is darlings. She has an amazing history.
Sweetie Belle: Boy she sure does. And she hates that insane monster Scoots too. But she had an amazing story too.
FLASHBACK
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Selena, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Selena, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Selena Doragonmajishan: (Japanese Accent) I remember this one time, Lincoln and I were working on a difficult Algebra assignment for homework, but since we know we're in The Loud House, things can get chaotic, and we'd soon be proven right when The Trinity of Violence burst in, and they order Lincoln to clean the basement. But, I saw that behind their backs, they had knives in their hands and it meant they're going to kill him. But, Lincoln said "no", and it made them so mad, they took out the knives and they were going to kill him, but I fired three blasts of darkness and disarmed them of the knives, and trapped them inside three spheres of darkness. We went in Lisa's room and we saw that Lisa and Luan were the ones who had supplied them with the knives, and that's further proof Lisa and Luan were also part of this plot, and I fired two more blasts of darkness and trapped Lisa and Luan in two more spheres of darkness. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori, Lynn, Lola, Luan, and Lisa of their plan, and we showed them the footage on the cameras, and they were mad at the five of them. Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got grounded for five months, and they were sent to Aunt Ruth's house, and Lincoln refused to talk to them during that time, and he broke down and he hugged me and cried really hard into my chest, but I hugged Lincoln and didn't let go.
We cheered for what Selena Doragonmajishan did to defend Lincoln.
Nico: I can't believe what those five tried to do to Lincoln, that was just pure evil.
Me: I know, that just makes all the more reason to smash Dark Lynn's face in even more.
Lincoln: You bet, and we've been planning on ways to make that pig suffer.
Lynn: Yeah, and I've seen a few of them, and they're more than enough to make her scream in so much horror, and I've also added in a few tortures in as well.
Lynn took out the list of tortures that she and Lincoln, along with the rest of their sisters are going to use to make Dark Lynn suffer, should she show her face.
1. Make her wash all of her lucky jerseys.
2. Make her wear only dresses and tiaras.
3. Take her out of all her sports teams.
4. Pop all of her balls and destroy her sports equipment.
5. Melt all of her sports trophies and turn them into a plaque.
6. Make her throw away all her stinky socks and spray her stinky feet in lilac-scented soap and water.
7. Spray her with lilac-scented water and soap.
8. Force her to watch as someone else claims victory in any sporting events.
9. Make her wear a mascot costume that hasn't been washed in weeks, and throw rotten food at her.
10. Give her a full Loud House beatdown.
11. Let Lincoln's Guardian Angels give her the beatdown of her life, and make her scream in pain.
12. Rip that eyesore of a ponytail off her head.
13. Smash her teeth out of her mouth.
14. Break her arms and legs.
When we saw the list, we were stunned.
Me: Dang, that's quite a list, in addition to you ripping that eyesore of a ponytail off her head, smash her teeth in, and break her arms and legs, Linc.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Listing the kinds of tortures and punishments that only a pig like Dark Lynn isn't going to like. (Smirks) Very creative, big guy.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Oh, and speaking of pigs, we're going to head out and humiliate NO MA'AM, The Bundys, and Mrs. D'Arcy. I called Vypra and Dark Spicer to chain Al Bundy, his friends, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, and Marcy to posts at Dad's restaurant.
Eli: I can't wait to make that pig squeal.
Rita: Mind if I also come along? I can't wait to teach Peggy and Marcy a lesson.
Lynn Sr.: Same with that moron and the rest of those pigs of NO MA'AM.
Lincoln: Of course, Mom and Dad, and I can't wait to give that Bacon Face newt, Bud Bundy, the painful beatdown of his life and humiliate him even more.
Lori: Same with that stupid bimbo, Kelly.
Paige: And don't worry, we'll keep an eye on the Mascots, so they don't try to wreck the place with another party.
Fluttershy and Rarity: And our kids are asleep in their cribs, Linky, so you don't have to worry about them.
Lincoln: Thanks, girls.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Ghost: Whoa! That's awesome that Lincoln made that list of tortures for Dark Lynn. But wow! I'm glad Selena was able to stop the Loud Kids from killing Lincoln. Those dark sides of theirs have REALLY caused a lot of trouble.
Gill Grunt: That's just putting it mildly! They have gotten in trouble because of them more times than anyone else can even count!
Danny Phantom: Yeah you're not kidding there!
Sam Manson: Those dark sides of theirs need to be more than just imprisoned in crystal. They need to be given the Black Gates.
Tucker: I agree there guys. They are beyond all forms of rehabilitation.
Dani: You're not kidding there.
Ghost: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, water, jewels, ice and lightning and smashed her down.
Thor, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Leon, Lily, Chop Shop and G1 Venom VS Gearhead - Taranee's 3rd Ambassador mission
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead: (to Thor) I heard today was Taranee's 3rd Ambassador mission. And what vehicle can I use around here?
Thor: Lets see.
He saw a submarine.
Thor: That submarine there would be useful.
Gearhead: Great!
Thor: Also yes she had a great time on that one.
Applejack: Taranee sure did. And they took down Mizo there.
Apple Bloom: It was really cool.
Flashwing: Mizo had it coming and Nico called him a rogue racer. That was awesome.
Leon: It sure was.
Lily: Yeah it was.
Gearhead: That's awesome. Also I heard that Pohatu starts his Ambassador Missions tomorrow. I wish him the best.
Thor: I'm sure he will like thy support.
Gearhead: Thanks. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, crystal and apples and water and smashed him down.
Rice Fitzgerald, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Samus, Janeen, Gandrayda, Ghor, Rundas, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - Us kicking Mizo's butt.
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Taranee and the others did a good job kicking Mizo's butt. Wasn't he a rogue racer?
Rice Fitzgerald: Yes he was. He was a racer that turned into a Crime Lord. He uses his skills as a racer to do terrible crimes.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah that was terrible!
Featherweight: But at least he was given the Black Gates for his crimes.
Sprocket: Thank goodness for that.
Samus: Yeah no kidding. He brought all that on himself.
Janeen: He sure did.
Gandrayda: I agree there.
Ghor: What he did shows that he has no honor or love for the sport.
Rundas: I agree there too.
Killer Shrike: No kidding as well. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements, lightning, metal, gears and energy and smashed him down.
Raimundo, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Jackie, Mandee, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Luna and Sam's Float in the Pride Parade
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) I really like Luna and Sam's Float in the Pride Parade. I can tell they worked hard on it.
Raimundo: J.D. gave them a lot of help in putting it all together. It was a really awesome float.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was amazing to see. We're really happy for them making it.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there as well.
Spyro: All that hard work they did really paid off for that.
Jackie: It sure did.
Mandee: And we're so happy for them all.
Trickster: I'm glad it did. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and elements and smashed him down.
May, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lisa Loud, Levi Loud, N and Kevin Levin VS Loki - Fathers Day and Juneteenth being on the same day
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) Fathers Day and Juneteenth are on the same day this year. Amazing coincidence, huh?
May: Very amazing and awesome. Just like how April Fools Day and Easter was on the same day as well.
Starlight Glimmer: That is really cool and awesome.
Cozy Glow: It sure was.
Hex: Yeah that is cool. And the Next Fathers Day to fall on this day is not until 2033.
Loki: 11 years from now.
Lisa Loud: That is correct. And I must say it's a really amazing coincidence.
Levi Loud: Indeed it is.
Loki: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, bones, stars, lightning and lightning and smashed him down.
Jack Landors, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tea, Yugi, Reflector and Demolishor VS Cad Bane - Vostok coming back
Cad Bane was next.
Cad Bane: (to Jack) Vostok has some nerve coming back. Too bad J.D. had a score to settle with him.
Jack Landors: Actually it's a good thing because J.D. has a lot of history with him.
Cad Bane: Does he really?
Jack Landors: He sure does. J.D. stopped Vostok and sent him to the Black Dolphin Prison in 2013. And he was awarded the Czech Republic's highest honor for stopping him back then.
Cad Bane: Wow! I didn't know about that. That is amazing that J.D. has a huge history with him.
Princess Celestia: It sure is. And we're all amazed that J.D. has an incredible history with Vostok.
Amber Morning: We sure are mom and Vostok gave J.D. a run for his money back then. But not this time. The shoe is on the other foot now.
Cad Bane: Yeah! J.D. did a number on him now didn't he?
Spotlight: He sure did. Wow!
Tea: But we're really amazed that J.D. has a tremendous history with him.
Yugi: Yeah that is really something.
Cad Bane: I agree there too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Aerrow, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Lincoln, Linka, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex - Vostok will pay for his crimes against Russia and the World
Vortex was next.
Vortex: (to Aerrow) Vostok will pay for his crimes against Russia and the World. And I mean in blood.
Aerrow: You got that right! The Russian Federation has had a massive kill on sight order for Vostok ever since the Soviet Union fell from power.
Princess Luna: His terroristic crimes cannot go unpunished.
Moondust: Yeah I don't know what it was that he did for so many years but it was a bunch of crimes that cannot go unpunished.
Snowdrop: I agree there. Wow.
Gari: Yes it cannot go unpunished. Justice is inevitable.
Blackout: Absolutely on that.
Lincoln: I agree there.
Linka: Same here.
Vortex: I agree there as well. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and darkness and smashed him down.
Miranda Mureau the Lillymon Gene-Slammer VS Terror Blossom
Terror Blossom was next.
Terror Blossom: Been a long time since we fought huh?
Miranda Mureau: It sure has been a while. But it'll be awesome.
Terror Blossom: Yep. Lets do it!
Miranda fired an energy blast and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lola, Lana, Lily, Lisa and Laney VS Terror Blossom.
Terror Blossom was next for the Power Rangers Battle.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Father's Day, they're a collection of greatswords with the symbol of Father's Day etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase
Nico teleported back with them.
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! It's MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: TIGERZORD!
Zach Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER TOOTH TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!
Nico: Lets get him!
The Rangers formed the Power Blaster!
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Terror Blossom and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Yeah! Terror Blossom you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Me: Vostok, your crimes will not go unpunished. You're going to pay for everything you have done.
Emma: Good thing this morph is the day after Flora's final mission.
Me: Yep.
I pulled out the keys for Zero One.
Me: These are the Zero One Kamen Rider Keys. I call this morph Bionic Android Force.
Nico: Ooh that's awesome.
Me: It's a working title. But thanks.
Troy: I like it.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY KAMEN RIDER MODE! BIONIC ANDROID FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zero One Kamen Riders! Troy was Zero-One, Noah was Vulcan, Gia was Valkyrie, Jake was Jin, Orion was Horobi and Emma was Thouser!
Troy: Wow!
Emma: This is awesome! But is there another female Zero One Rider?
Me: Unfortunately no. Sorry.
Emma: Oh no worries. But this is awesome still.
Nico: But Aruto and the team are gonna be excited to see this one!
Eli: Yep.
Me: Lets get him guys! Vostok, this Cold War ENDS RIGHT NOW!
Crag: Lets get him guys!
Ripping Friends, May, Lincoln, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at him and smashed and pulverized Vostok all over the place and smashed his face in.
Taranee: Try this on!
She used her Eco powers and then formed fire swords and slashed him all over.
Nico: ALL RIGHT!
Guards came.
Nico: Chew on this!
He fired a Mahogany Laser blast and turned them MAHOGANY COLOR!
Nico: WHOA! Nice!
Lola: YEAH!
Olkiex, Lore, and Blazvatan blasted and smashed Vostok all over the place.
Snarl, Hun Gurr, Muzzle and Exile all used the Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Snarl's strength, Hun Gurr's Sonic Stun Gun and Muzzle and Exile's powers 100-fold.
Muzzle and Snarl: SMASHING MUZZLE BLAST!
Exile and Hun Gurr: SONIC ICE LASER STORM!
Emma's and Carly Atlas: PINK HUMMMINGBIRD FIRESTORM!
Sasuke's and Spymaster: FIRESTORM OF SPIES BLAST!
Country Folk and Xigbar: STARS OF FURY BARRAGE!
Heartfilia Friends and Pete: HEARTFILIA DIAMOND STORM!
Hero Couples and Mercurymon: HERO ULTRA METAL BLAST!
Family Leader Bonds and Girder: DRAGON METAL BLAST!
Lily & Leon and Vanitas: WATER DARKNESS BLAST!
Lightning Masters and Katnappe: LIGHTNING CAT BLAST!
Mall Friends and Gator Ghoul: GATOR BARRAGE CHOMP!
Blue Fire Masters and Manta Bayarsh: BLUE MANTA FIRESTORM!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: GENEROSITY ULTRA SUPERSTORM!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Kora Lexington, Nathalia Chelyabinsk, Rarity, Vinyl Scratch, Jonny Quest, Dr. Quest, Race Bannon, Jessie Bannon, Hadji Singh, me, Eli and Nico: RUSSIAN FEDERATION DEATHRAY!
We fired a massive blast of energy in the colors of White, Blue and Red.
Lincoln: RED ELEMENT STYLE: MAHOGANY LASER!
Jessica Shannon: RED STING STYLE: CRIMSON WASPS!
Peni Parker: RED WEB STYLE: GARNET SPIDER!
Hilda: (British Accent) RED FIRE STYLE: CHERRY FLAMES!
Yuna: BLUE WATER STYLE:AZURE TRIDENT!
Nanami: BLUE WATER STYLE: SAPPHIRE SWORD!
Shantae: BLUE MAGIC STYLE: ROYAL BLUE PIDGEONS!
Akko: BLUE STAR STYLE: SKY BLUE STARS!
Sara Crewe: ORANGE JEWEL STYLE: TANGERINE TOPAZ HALBERD!
Entrapta: ORANGE LIGHTNING STYLE: TIGER THUNDER BLAST!
Perfuma: ORANGE NATURE STYLE: APRICOT BLAST!
Frosta: OCEAN ICE STYLE: ICY MARMALADE AVALANCHE!
Dr. Ciel: YELLOW LIGHTNING STYLE: GOLDEN THUNDER STAFF!
Fairy Leviathan: YELLOW WATER STYLE: BANANA LANCE!
Decapre: YELLOW WIND STYLE: BUMBLEBEE TORNADO!
Caway: YELLOW FIRE STYLE: PINEAPPLE BLAST!
Futaba Igarashi: VIOLET WATER STYLE: GRAPE JUICE TIDAL WAVE!
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) VIOLET DARK STYLE: EGGPLANT FIST!
Felicia (Darkstalkers): VIOLET LIGHTNING STYLE: MAGENTA THUNDER CLAWS!
Hsien-Ko: VIOLET MAGIC STYLE: WINE TSUNAMI!
Toph: GREEN EARTH STYLE: LIME BOULDER CRUSH!
Julie Makimoto: GREEN LAVA STYLE: EMERALD LAVA SWORD!
Tatsumaki: GREEN WIND STYLE: FERN CYCLONE!
Solange Blanchefleur de Lux: GREEN WIND STYLE: OLIVE WIND SLASH!
They fired waves of rainbow color energy and they formed into said things.
Lincoln and his harem: RAINBOW FINAL SMASH: PRIDE MONTH LASER!
They fired a massive rainbow laser and the blasts all hit Vostok and he was obliterated with the Black Gates.
Me: (Speaking in Russian) Прощай навсегда, ты, коммунистический террорист, ублюдок! (Farewell forever, you communist terrorist bastard!)
Vostok was gone forever! All that was left of him was his mangled up uniform.
Nico: Nice job!
Killer Shrike: One more villain down for the count.
Trickster: And Taranee got to use more of her Eco powers.
Nathalia: I'm going to love it here with you guys.
Selena Doragonmajishan: So am I.
Kora Lexington: Same with me guys.
Loki: You girls won't regret it.
Me: Yeah.
Cad Bane: This was a perfect way to spend Father's Day.
Vortex: And Juneteenth as well
Me: You got that right! But great job guys! Thanks for helping me out with this.
Nico: Anytime J.D. But we all did a great job. Now the Russian Federation is down one Soviet Union monster.
Me: Yep.
I went and picked up Vostok's uniform.
Me: This will make a great trophy.
?: You punks are going to pay for what you did to The Church of Necrom.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Yvonne Qinsington: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere, along with the smell of cheap cologne. You can come out now, Corey Hudson.
A 24 years old very muscular male and tall at 6'11" in height with dark brown hair, dark eyes, and dressed in a black leather jacket, white tank top, dark blue jeans, black leather knee-high combat boots, and the tattoo of The Blood Dragons on his right shoulder came out, it was Corey Hudson, the Interrogator of The Blood Dragons.
Yvonne Qinsington: I should've known Bryan Greyson would send you to kill us, Corey Hudson. But, your days of killing people are about to come to an end.
Corey Hudson: I'll wipe that smug look off your face by killing you and everyone you love, and you'll pay dearly for what you did in capturing Kyle Carter.
Yvonne Qinsington: Still the same lowlife thug you've been, and now, your rampage ends here and now.
Suddenly, Yvonne Qinsington's red eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with fire, psychic energy, and The Chariot, she unholsters her massive Arcana Force VII - The Chariot and Sword of The Arcana swords from her back, and as she approached Corey Hudson, she left blue energy, gravity, psychic energy, and Arcana Force VII - The Chariot with every step.
Yvonne Qinsington: You've gotten away with one crime too many throughout the years since Bryan Greyson formed The Blood Dragons, not to mention the murders you've committed, Corey Hudson, and now, I'm going to see to it that you and the rest of The Blood Dragons are brought to justice once and for all.
Suddenly, Yvonne Qinsington was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with fire and psychic energy surrounding it, there's Arcana Force VII - The Chariot flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Yvonne Qinsington emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Yvonne Qinsington grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with fire, psychic energy, and Arcana Force VII - The Chariot surrounding her, she has Arcana Force VII - The Chariot and with the Fire Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Arcana Force VII - The Chariot earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Arcana Force VII - The Chariot with red gems for the eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts. Yvonne Qinsington has on a short-sleeved red blouse, red sleeveless top with black vertical stripes, red skirt, red pants, red ankle-high sneakers, and long red sleeveless trenchcoat with fire and psychic energy on the coattails, and on the back is Arcana Force VII - The Chariot surrounded by fire. Suddenly, Yvonne Qinsington felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large red feathers have black tips. Yvonne Qinsington has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Yvonne Qinsington's massive Arcana Force VII - The Chariot and Sword of The Arcana swords began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, fire, and psychic energy, and when it emerged, it's been transformed into Arcana Force VII - The Chariot's Fire Arcana Greatsword of Psychic Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Arcana Force VII - The Chariot and the Major Arcana card The Chariot etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large red gem with angel wings surrounding it for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Arcana Force VII - The Chariot with red gems for eyes and a large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Tarot Cards of The Arcana on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji below Arcana Force VII - The Chariot that said, "Yvonne Qinsington, Gene-Slammer of Arcana Force VII - The Chariot, Very Strong and Powerful Psychic Mindreader and Clairvoyant, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of The Blood Dragons, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Dear Friend of Melanie McPherson, Catherine Hoshi, Jade Hyotonia, Loreena Kellington, Penelope Harrisburg, Evelyn Francois, Roxanne Lowinsky, Sonya Rexxington, Sophia Starron, Felicia Terrington, and Sylvia Starron, and Master of Fire, Psychic Energy, and the Arcana"
イボンヌ・キンジントン、アルカナフォースVIIのジーンスラマー-戦車、非常に強力で強力なサイキックマインドリーダーと千里眼、愛する守護天使とリンカーンラウドの未来の妻、ブラッドドラゴンの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティック・バスターズ、アメージングでパワフルな教師のアメージングでパワフルな生徒、メラニー・マクファーソンの親愛なる友人、キャサリン・ホシ、ジェイド・ヒョトニア、ロリーナ・ケリントン、ペネロペ・ハリスバーグ、エブリン・フランソワ、ロクサーヌ・ロウィンスキー、ソーニャ・レキシントン、ソフィア・スターロン、フェリシア・テリントン、シルビア・スターロンとマスターオブファイア、サイキックエナジー、そしてアルカナ
Yvonne Qinsington has has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY FIRESTORM ARCANA FORCE VII PSYCHIC ANGEL OF PSYCHIC FIRE JUSTICE AND DIVINE CLAIRVOYANT LOVE!
We were amazed by Yvonne Qinsington's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Corey Hudson saw it, the thug got his knife and was about to stab her, but Yvonne Qinsington fired a powerful blast of red energy with fire, psychic energy, and Arcana Force VII - The Chariot, and it hit Corey Hudson and he was sent flying into a wall.
Melanie McPherson: (Scottish Accent) Whoa, Evelyn's transformed, that's so awesome!
Nico: You said it, Melanie. This is going to be good.
Lincoln: Wow, Yvonne, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Yvonne Qinsington: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arcana Fire Chariot and Divine Clairvoyant Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with that thug, Corey Hudson, once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Yvonne.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Yvonne Qinsington.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put that thug away for the rest of his life.
Yvonne Qinsington and Lincoln went after Corey Hudson, who tried to shoot them with his gun, but they grabbed the bullets and they crushed them in their hands and they also fired a blast of rainbow and orange fire which melted his gun, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, psychic energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Arcana Energy at Corey Hudson, and they exploded with incredible power as the blasts hit the thug. Then, he took out the vial of Professor Milo's werewolf serum.
Me: Uh oh, here it comes.
Corey Hudson drank the werewolf serum, and we saw the thug's huge muscles grow even larger and his tank top and jacket explode off him and he grew to 7'3" in height, and then, he growled like an animal as fur grew all over his body, his eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and he howled as he transformed into a werewolf.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) So, he wants to play it like that, huh? Okay, then.
Lincoln let out a growl as brown fur begin growing on his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with light brown fur growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and wolf muzzle, large brown pointed wolf ears grew on top of his head, his nails grew into claws and were laced with his cure: silver moonlight energy, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large black wolf heads for the tips sprouted out, and he let out a howl as he transforms into Lincoln the Nocturnal.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's rip him to shreds.
Yvonne Qinsington and Lincoln attacked him with their massive greatswords and left painful scars on him and they also spilled his blood and it caused him to roar in anger, and Lincoln attacked him with his silver moonlight energy laced claws and he really left scars on his chest, and the cure took effect as Corey Hudson changed back to normal. Then, Evelyn and Lincoln fired a blast of magic and it hit Corey Hudson, and put him into a special card prison where he'll be locked up until trial, and into a box that Melanie McPherson made, where she put Morgan Wesley, Gary Reese, Riley Cooper, Nelson Everett, Kyle Carter, and Marc Landon into. We cheered wildly for what Yvonne Qinsington and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Lincoln changed back, and Yvonne Qinsington's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive red angel wings are permanent.
Yvonne Qinsington: That's another Blood Dragon down and five to go. Thanks for helping me take down Corey Hudson, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Yvonne.
Suddenly, Yvonne Qinsington wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down Yvonne Qinsington's face, they kissed passionately as Yvonne Qinsington's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and the Arcana Force VII - The Chariot flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames behind them and the rest of Lincoln's harem cheered for them. Lincoln and Yvonne absorbed the flames and it made them stronger than ever.
Penelope Harrisburg: Which means the next Blood Dragon to take down tomorrow is Eric Archer, Weapons Expert of The Blood Dragons.
Lincoln: That's right, Penelope, and we'll make that thug pay for what he's done.
Nico: Which means that once Eric Archer's been taken down, all that's left to take down is Justin Nolan, Colin Mason, Alan Cameron, and finally, Bryan Greyson.
Lincoln: Yep, and then, we bring them all to justice, just like with Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom, but it'll end with The Blood Dragons getting Life in The Uranus Prison for the rest of their lives.
Nico: You said it. But great job today everyone. We've taken down Vostok and liberated Russia from the terror of a madman. Also we got another Blood Dragon.
Eli: This was an awesome Juneteenth and Fathers Day.
Nico: Yes it is. Lets head home.
Jonny Quest: (To the Viewers) This was an awesome series of adventures! So awesome. We did two awesome adventures me and my family went on.
Nico: This was really awesome. And this was also a great fathers day.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and then we went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY AND JUNETEENTH EVERYONE!
This was an awesome way to celebrate Fathers Day and Juneteenth. Vostok was really a monster and he deserved to be destroyed. This chapter was for the Real Adventures of Jonny Quest episode called General Winter. That was a great one. That episode aired on March 26th, 1997. Awesome episode. The first part of the chapter was for the final episode of The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest called More Than Zero and that was a great one. But scary. That episode aired on April 16th, 1997. It was awesome. The second part was for a planet of Krabby Patties and that would be an awesome world. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For Nico's next rescue tomorrow, Get ready for the next rescue as Nico, Homer Simpson, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are going to New York City and we're going to meet Harriett the Spy and we're going to put that Queen Bee brat Marion Hawthorne in her place for being a nosey brat. Also we're going to destroy the Spycatcher Club. And we're going to erase the kids memories of Harriett being a Spy. Except for Marion because I got something special planned for her. And we're going to reprimand her parents for firing Golly. Which sent her life in a downward spiral. Also we're going to meet an Atrocitian Gene-slammer named Selina Logan. Selina Logan is Nico's eating partner and she has just as big of an appetite as Nico does. She sure loves to eat! For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are going to Cheboygan, Michigan, and Lincoln and his group are going to deal with Hailey Timaeus' former older brothers, Joshua, Drake, and Noah Timaeus, and they've broken out of prison and they want revenge on Hailey Timaeus for throwing the three monsters in prison long ago. And they're going to meet a Zombie Werewolf Gene-Slammer named Amber Mahigan, who's one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and she's a member of The Ottawa Tribe of Michigan, she's brave and strong, and she's taken on the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at their worst. Ed will go with on Lincoln's rescue. This is gonna be an awesome adventure in Florida as we go meet Cody Griffin and his girlfriend Sam and best friend Jess and we're going discover that Cody is going through a really awesome metamorphosis. He is actually the biological son of a mermaid and on his Thirteenth Birthday. And we're going to battle the nefarious poacher that Ben Tennyson faced named Jonah Melville and this guy is no friend to any fish. We're going to make sure he goes to prison. This chapter is gonna be for the movie The Thirteenth Year and that movie I have known since I was a kid in 6th Grade. So awesome.
See you all tomorrow.
