ONWARD TO ADVENTURE


Walking through the Metropolis sector of the city was Nico, Blake Belladonna, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we also had Supergirl, Raven, Tara, Starfire, Blackfire, Jinx, Ravager, Batgirl, Poison Ivy, Hawkgirl, Volcana, Argent and Star Sapphire with us.

Me: This is gonna be so awesome! We have a superhero academy right here in the middle of the city.

Apple Bloom: I'm really excited to see what this one is like.

Nico: Me too! And it'll be so awesome to see it too. I hope we kick a lot of villain butt.

Eli: Me too. And with the Joker and many of the heroes major enemies all dead we're going to really be seeing awesome heroes here.

Rarity: I agree there darlings. It's going to be really awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm really looking forward to this one. I hope we face Another Ranger here.

Me: I have a feeling we will.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Blake.

Blake Belladonna: Anytime Nico. It's gonna be awesome going with you on this rescue.

Nico: It sure is. Also J.D. any reason why we have the Superhero girls with us?

Me: They wanted to come with too to check this out too.

Tara: It'll be awesome to see what this is like as well.

Starfire: It sure will. And if we meet any of our fellow hero counterparts it will be amazing to meet them.

Raven: It sure will.

Ravager: I'm really looking forward to this though.

Blake Belladonna: We all are.

Nico: Blake, I'm sorry that the people of Remnant people treated you badly because you're a Faunus.

Blake Belladonna: I know and I am too.

Me: People let their fear and idiocy reached new levels.

Camie: Yeah that was terrible. I've heard so much about that from Lincoln and that was awful.

Lincoln: Yeah it sure was awful.

Me: But at least people aren't afraid of them anymore.

Nico: That's true.

Lola: Yeah that is a good thing.

Nico: But I think your cat ears are cute.

Blake Belladonna: I'm glad you think that Nico.

Lincoln: I do too Blake.

Tsuyu: That's so awesome. By the way J.D. what was it like when you went to Remnant the first time?

Me: Where to start? Remnant was in total turmoil. It was because of Salem unleashing her dark wrath upon the land. It was right after the War with The Royal Defenders.

I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1181 and it was brutal and intense. We took down many of their most dangerous enemies all in one fell swoop in that one.

When I was finished everyone was amazed!

Nico: That was a really amazing and awesome adventure. But what happened to Blake, Ruby, Yang, Weiss and friends should never have happened at all.

Eli: Yeah that was awful! They were fugitives!

Me: Thank God that we stepped in and sorted things out.

Nico: Good thing we smoothed things over with Ironwood.

Me: Yeah no kidding. And many of the major enemies of Remnant are all dead, with the Masters of Evil or in jail.

Laney: Thank goodness they are.

Blake Belladonna: That's true.

Me: But what they have done was just absolutely terrible. But the worst thing that I find unforgivable was Adam Taurus hurting Blake like that.

Nico: Yeah and if he ever comes back from the Wrap, I'm gonna snap his fucking neck!

Lincoln: Save seconds for me!

Nico then petted Blake's ears.

Blake then purred like a cat.

Me: (Chuckles) That's cute.

Lincoln did the same.

May giggled.

Eli: Okay that is really cute.

Starfire: It sure is.

Me: (Chuckles) Okay guys I think that's enough. We're here.

Nico: Oh sorry.

We saw that we were in front of Super Hero High School!

Me: Wow!

Eli: Wow this is amazing!

Nico: A Superhero High School! Awesome!

Aylene C.: This is the 3rd Superhero school we saw.

Me: One floating in the sky, a sidekick school up in Canada and now one right here on the west side of the city.

Nico: That is so cool.

We went in and we saw ALL THE DC SUPERHEROES AND SUPERHEROINES THERE but they were teenagers.

Me: Wow! Look at this place.

Nico: Every DC hero known is here.

Hawkgirl: It's amazing that there is a school here like this.

Poison Ivy: It sure is amazing.

Me: Thank goodness the Joker and Lex Luthor are dead.

Harley Quinn: Thank goodness for that.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Me: Hey look there.

We saw a younger version of Harley Quinn and she looked like the one from 2016's Suicide Squad and she was pulling a really silly prank on another version of Killer Frost. She shoved a whoopee cushion under her and she sat down and it farted!

FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!

DCSHG Killer Frost: Very funny Harley!

DCSHG Harley Quinn: (LAUGHS)

Me: Okay now that was funny!

Nico: Lets go say hello.

We went over to them.

Me: Hello ladies.

DCSHG Batgirl: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

DCSHG Starfire: Oh it's an honor!

DCSHG Batgirl: Principal Waller said you guys would be visiting.

Maria: Waller's the Principal?

Me: How bout that. We didn't know Amanda Waller is the principal here.

Nico: She helped us quite a lot before and after the War with The Royal Defenders. Gave us really awesome and handy advice.

DCSHG Killer Frost: That is amazing she did.

DCSHG Harley Quinn: It sure is and we heard that you guys killed Mr. J.

Me: Yeah we did and gave him the Black Gates. The world is now a much better place without, pardon my language, the most fucked up monster ever to terrorize all of Gotham.

DCSHG Hawkgirl: That is for sure.

DCSHG Ms. Martian: That is true. But thank goodness they are gone.

DCSHG Killer Frost: Yeah no kidding. (Shivering) You guys got anything to warm up? I'm freezing.

Me: But Louise you're Killer Frost. You have ice powers and live in the cold. You should be immune to it.

DCSHG Killer Frost: Yeah I know. But I wasn't always immune to the cold.

Me: Well when you put it that way.

I formed a ball of fire and warmed her up with it.

Nico: This is a free period, right?

DCSHG Katana: It is. And it's awesome you guys are here.

Nico: Glad we could show up.

Fu: Yeah we are honored to be here too.

DCSHG Ms. Martian: We found what appeared to be Tsurugi of the Kyurangers here.

We gasped!

Nico: Tsurugi is here!?

Me: But how can that be? We sent him out on Space on an assignment to the Asteroid Belt to find minerals.

Nico: Unless… (GASP) That's Another Crimson Phoenix Kyuranger!

DCSHG Wonder Woman: Oh man! That's right we heard you were facing Another Rangers now.

Nico: We sure are.

Me: And many of them are friends that I know.

Nico: That one should actually be called Another Houou Soldier.

Me: That's much better. It was the first name I could think of for him.

Nico: No worries.

Then my birthmark started to glow.

Me: Huh?

I saw a red fiery light coming out of my birthmark.

Nico: Whoa.

Camie: What's that on your neck J.D.?

Me: Oh this? That's my birthmark. I was born under the constellation of Phoenix the Firebird in the Southern Hemisphere. For some reason it glows whenever I'm around Tsurugi of the Kyurangers.

DCSHG Batgirl: Very interesting.

DCSHG Supergirl: Very spiritualistic.

Blake Belladonna: It sure is.

But then the alarm sounded.

Me: Uh oh trouble!

DCSHG Supergirl: Save the Day Alarm! Lets go!

Nico: Lets go kick some butt!

We went to face the bad guys.

Nico: I think Another Houou Soldier will only have Legend items for the non core members.

Me: Yeah he is the secondary red ranger of the Kyurangers.

Nico: Yeah that's true.

We went to the high school courtyard and we saw ANOTHER HOUOU SOLDIER! He looked like a scary version of him but with wicked scary fire angel wings and a skull helmet with scary teeth on it! He had a really scary sword and shield!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! I like this one! Tsurugi and Volcamon would be really pissed seeing this one!

Eli: Yeah no kidding!

DCSHG Starfire: I do not like this version of him.

Starfire: Me neither.

Nico: And he's not alone!

We saw the DCSHG versions of Catwoman, Star Sapphire, Poison Ivy, Livewire and Giganta!

Nico: WHOA!

DCSHG Batgirl: Now you girls are working with this Houou Soldier Imposter!

DCSHG Livewire: That's right!

DCSHG Giganta: What are you gonna do about it?

She grew 50 feet tall!

Me: Oh yeah?

I grew to 100 feet tall.

Me: Nice view from up here.

I then stomped her and pinned her down.

Nico: Nice.

Me: I hated to do that but it was to show that even we are people never to be messed with.

I reverted back to my normal size. She was in the ground in my huge footprint.

DCSHG Giganta broke free and was about to punch me.

Blake: I'll take on Catwoman. You guys can have the rest.

Nico: (takes out Juggernaut's Ridewatch) Gotcha!

Me: But first who is our Houou Soldier friend?

Then it clutched its head.

Another Houou Soldier: (In a girls voice) HELP ME J.D.!

Me: (Gasp) That voice!

She reverted back in a vortex of fire and it was a girl with crimson red hair with orange and yellow highlights and she had red, orange and yellow clothes as well as the symbol of the constellation of Phoenix the Firebird emblazoned in the middle of her forehead. She had orange eyes and had angel wings made of pure fire!

Me: Oh man! Angela "Firebird" Novarupta!

Angela Novarupta: Help me J.D.!

Nico: You know her J.D.?

Me: I sure do. We have known each other since kindergarten and she and I were great in woodworking. We made awesome furniture and more. She was born with incredible fire angel wings and fire powers and like me she was born under the constellation of Phoenix the Firebird. Somehow she mysteriously disappeared back when we were about to start 6th grade. We haven't seen each other since. Now we know why! Swartz kidnapped her!

Nico: Swartz you will pay for this!

DCSHG Giganta was about to punch Nico but he activated Juggernaut's Ridewatch just in time. And he grabbed her punch with Juggernaut's incredible super strength and then he smashed her into the ground with incredible force!

Me: Hang on Angela! KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Angela was enveloped in a vortex of dark fire and she reverted back to Another Houou Soldier!

I then formed my Wolf Moon Scythe into a sword and we flew into the air and clashed powerfully!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit DCSHG Poison Ivy and electrocuted her all over.

DCSHG Star Sapphire flew into the air as I was clashing with Another Houou Soldier and she was about to fire a blast of energy at me when suddenly our Star Sapphire appeared and punched her in the face.

Star Sapphire: You may be me but you have got to be the lowest of the low to interfere in J.D.'s fight.

Blake kicked and punched and lashed DCSHG Catwoman all over.

DCSHG Catwoman: (to Blake) For a Faunus, you're not bad.

Blake: Thanks. But it's because I had lots of training.

Kaito: (Gets out Faiz gear) And lots of friends.

Zocks: (gets out Blade gear) Like us.

Kaito got a really powerful Faiz Rifle and Zocks had a sword of elements.

Me: Hold on Angela!

I clashed more with her.

Varie: (To DCSHG Livewire) You need to short out!

Varie fired a blast of water and it hit her and shorted her out!

Fu: Try this on! (Sings in Latin)

Post muros lapideous

hanc noctem tuti sumus

ab omnibus periculis

hanc noctern tuti sumus

Pueri terrae

Protegine nos hanc noctem

ab omnibus periculis

nos tuere hanc noctem

Post muros lapideos

non timebimus

fortiter nos gerimus

non timebimus

She fired a blast of lightning and it hit DCSHG Star Sapphire and electrocuted her all over and knocked her down.

DCSHG Star Sapphire got up and charged at Nico. But to counter this, he activated Skalamander's Ridewatch.

He formed a crystal wall and then she smashed into it head on and really hurt herself! OUCH!

Another Houou Soldier then used the Kyutama of AncientVolcanomon (Fusion)!

Me: She has Kyutama's for all the Non-Core Members of the M.O.E.

She fired a blast of powerful lava from her sword and I fired a blast of blue fire and the blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

DCSHG Livewire fired electricity at Nico. But he activated Professor XXXL's Ridewatch just in time.

He gained an invincible metal turtle shell and it hit it and deflected it back and hit her and knocked her out!

Eli: Nice one Nico!

Nico: You think that's neat. Watch this.

He went at DCSHG Giganta and flew fast and then put his arms and legs and head in it and launched himself at her like a cannonball and then…

KRASMASH!

He smashed her down with devastating force and knocked her out!

May: WOW! That was clever!

Chloe Bourgeois: Yeah it was!

Me: Angela I'm sorry to do this to you!

I then fired a massive wave of energy and it hit her and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I flew and caught her as she was falling and I caught the Ridewatch she had and purified it. Then numerous Kyutamas rained down and Eli flew all over and caught them all.

Eli: Yeah!

I used my serum on Angela and cured her.

Angela: (Coughs) (Weakly) J.D.? Is that you?

Me: Yeah it's me. You're gonna be okay.

She hugged me and was happy to see me.

DCSHG Poison Ivy commanded vines to attack Nico.

Nico: (activates Marluxia's Ridewatch) Time to fight plants with plants!

He got Marluxia's scythe and swung it and sent numerous vines and they grabbed her vines and destroyed them!

?: I'll finish her!

An Evolved Panuncian appeared and slashed her and knocked her out!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: An Evolved Panuncian!

Evolved Panuncian: (In a Girls Voice) Nice to know I made it just in time!

Nico: Bonnie Reggington! Wow!

She reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and red and black clothes.

Bonnie Reggington: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: You too. Just about finished here.

We had DCSHG Catwoman left.

Blake knocked her down.

Nico: You girls would actually make good Masters of Evil members.

Me: I agree there.

Blake Belladonna: They sure would. But we got to decide would would be perfect for them.

Laney: We'll have to decide on that later though.

Nico: Yeah.

Bonnie Reggington: But that was so awesome.

Blake Belladonna: It sure was. What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Bonnie Reggington: I'm Nico's partner from Earth Science Class. We discovered all sorts of awesome minerals together and we even discovered a mineral that was much more radioactive than plutonium. We called it Nicollitite.

Nicole: Wow! That explains where you guys found that mineral. That mineral is much more radioactive than 100 nuclear radioactive isotopes. It has enough gamma radiation in it to poison an entire city 100 fold.

Nico: Wow!

Eli: That is a lethal mineral.

Nico: Yep.

Bonnie Reggington: But me and Nico were both awarded the Nobel Prize in science for this discovery.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Wow that is awesome!

Angela: It sure is. Amazing job.

Nico: Thanks.

DCSHG Supergirl: Glad you're all right Angela.

Angela: Thanks Supergirl.

Nico: How did you get the name Firebird?

Me: It's my nickname I gave her. She has angel wings made of pure fire and has the symbol of Phoenix the Firebird on her forehead.

Angela: Yep.

Nico: Wow!

Nico and Bonnie than hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Bonnie Reggington: Me too Nico. Me too.

DCSHG Starfire: But it was a glorious honor to help you all.

Starfire: Indeed it most was.

Tara: We had a lot of fun in this one.

Volcana: Yeah did we ever.

Fu: Yeah we did.

Me: And we got Kyutamas all imbued with the powers of the Non-Core members of the M.O.E.

Angela: But I still got this sword too.

Me: You'll have to be trained in how to use that. But you'll do great with it.

Varie: You sure will.

Nico: Another Shishi Red probably has the Core Kyutamas.

Me: And without a doubt we'll meet that one on the last of the aliens of Ben.

Eli: We only have the Panuncian left.

Maria: Yep. So the Mandatory Question is not needed for that one.

Nico: Nope.

Me: So we'll need someone that knows animals too like Blake.

Nico: Yep.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Lie Ren are heading to Montana, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to meet Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience. But, we also got bad news: my old enemy, Simon Phoenix, has returned from the dead once again, and he still wants revenge on me for killing him long ago.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Montana, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to meet Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience.

Me: That's right, big goy. But, we also got bad news: my old enemy, Simon Phoenix, has returned from the dead once again, and he still wants revenge on me for killing him long ago.

Nico: That murderous piece of crap just refuses to stay dead, does he?

Lincoln: As long as his hatred for J.D. continues to run deep, he's not going to give up. Well, this is the absolute last time we ever have to deal with him, this time, he's getting The Black Gates, and he's never coming back. And thanks for coming with us, Lie Ren.

Lie Ren: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be so awesome.

Eli: Plus, I heard The Masters of Evil are on high alert now that they found out Simon Phoenix is here and he's causing havoc again.

Lincoln: He's not getting out of here alive, Eli, he's going to die.

Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on his wider and muscular back glowing.

Ken Knudson: Awesome, the Champions of Miracles, Love, Compassion, Creativity, and Patience are here. Now, all that's left is to take down that murderous piece of crap, Simon Phoenix.

?: HEELLLLPPPP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help, along with explosions. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Simon Phoenix and he's going to kill them. Lincoln also saw five girls with long flowing colored hair that matches the hair colors of Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, and Minuette with their cutie marks emblazoned on their forehead, the tattoos of The Elements of Harmony on their right arms, and they're dressed in clothes that match the colors of Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, and Minuette, and they're defending them from Simon Phoenix, and The Masters of Evil are also there.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Simon Phoenix and he's going to kill them. I also saw five girls with long flowing colored hair matching the hair colors of Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, and Minuette with their cutie marks emblazoned on their forehead, the tattoos of The Elements of Harmony on their right arms, and they're dressed in clothes that match the colors of Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, and Minuette, and they're defending them from Simon Phoenix, and The Masters of Evil are also there to help the girls.

Ken Knudson: Those five girls are Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience. We got to get over there.

?: And put that murderous piece of crap seven feet under!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Old Entity Azathot, appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, that's the Duel Monster, Old Entity Azathot. Scary.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Claire Monroe, but we'll talk later, let's rip Simon Phoenix to shreds.

We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Simon Phoenix and it allowed the eight girls to get to safety, and Melanie Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings III, Jackie Snoddgrass, Kita Schroedinger, and Abigail Minuette joined us, along with The Masters of Evil. When Simon Phoenix saw us, he was pissed, and even more when he saw me again, but I've changed a lot since we last fought.

Simon Phoenix: J.D. Knudson, I will kill you for what you did to me!

Me: Don't even think about pinning this on me, you piece of crap, you did this to yourself.

Lincoln: What you did kidnapping J.D.'s sister long ago along with your murderous crime spree can't ever be forgotten nor forgiven. I thought J.D. had seen the last of you when those Aparoids brought you back last year, but you refuse to stay dead. Looks like we need to take more drastic measures to make sure you stay dead and gone, this time forever.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), and Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors) got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Lie Ren got out his guns, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Simon Phoenix, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

The Masters of Evil also attacked Simon Phoenix and it made him even more pissed off than ever, but before he could attack again, Lincoln impaled him with his massive greatsword that he'd driven into Simon's black heart, and Lincoln banished his spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Lincoln absorbed all of Simon's blood that was spilled on the field.

Lincoln: Good riddance, you murderous piece of crap.

Me: And this time, don't you even dare come back again. You guys okay?

Vypra: We're alright, as soon as we found out Simon Phoenix was here in Montana, we really had to be on high alert.

Electro: Yeah, I thought J.D. got rid of him last year when the Aparoids brought him back.

Lincoln: That's true, but Simon's hatred for J.D. was that deep, he refused to take a hint, this time, he had to get sent to The Black Gates and this time for good.

Melanie Moondancer: Yeah, and thank you for what you did to him.

Lyra Heartstrings III: (Realizes something) Wait a second.

Jackie Snoddgrass: You're...Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!

Kita Schroedinger: And the other group that were with us were The Masters of Evil?!

Abigail Minuette: That's so awesome!

Me: That's right.

Lincoln: We found about you and the other 16 girls who were chosen by the Elements of Harmony to become the new 27 Champions of Harmony. We've already recruited Emily Magica, Athena Wendolla, Cassie Excelsion, Helen Anderson, Celine Giachi Florres, Laura Diane Pyenington, Tarra Taiyou, Emily Yumiko, and Gloria Tricksenstein, and now we're here to recruit you five.

Lincoln then explains to them that The Doomsday 23, along with Evil Starlight Glimmer, are about to be resurrected as a part of a contingency plan by The Church of Necrom, as part of yet another plan to get revenge on us for destroying them, and when he was finished, Melanie Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings III, Jackie Snoddgrass, Kita Schroedinger, and Abigail Minuette were quite shocked. Ken Knudson also explained that they, along with the others, were chosen by the Elements of Harmony, to be the new Champions of Harmony, and we saw the determination in their eyes, and they stood with us.

Melanie Moondancer: Alright, we're in.

Lyra Heartstrings III: Me too.

Jackie Snoddgrass: Me three.

Kita Schroedinger: Same here.

Abigail Minuette: Same with me, we refuse to let the Doomsday 23 or Evil Starlight Glimmer destroy the world and all Harmony.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: We've recruited the tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth of the 27 Champions of Harmony and that's it for Simon Phoenix and this time for good. (To Claire Monroe) And it's so good to see you again, Claire Monroe.

Claire Monroe reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair, yellow eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Old Entity Azathot, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless dress top, black shorts, black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless black trenchcoat with darkness and eldritch beings on the coattails, and Old Entity Azathot and the Outer Gods and Great Old Ones from the Cthulhu Mythos on the back, and holstered on her back a large Old Entity Azathot-themed greatsword with Old Entity Azathot etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, black tentacles for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large yellow gem surrounded by black angel wings for the pommel.

Claire Monroe: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Claire Monroe and they hugged, and Claire Monroe's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs as well.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Claire Monroe: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs as well, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Claire Monroe, she's my Guardian Angel from Los Angeles, she's a Goth Girl born with the powers of darkness, and she has extensive knowledge of the dark arts, The Occult, and the beings of the Cthulhu Mythos.

Me: Whoa, now that's awesome.

Lincoln: It also gets even better, like Colleen Elvira Benneschevsky with her mastery of The Black Speech of Nyarlathotep, Claire Monroe's a master of a dark power that's known as The Dark Curse of Azathoth, which is said to condemn those who are beyond redemption to eternal madness, and like Varya Pohzar and Colleen Elvira Benneschevsky, Claire Monroe's mastery of the powers of darkness, extensive knowledge of The Dark Arts, The Occult, and the beings of The Cthulhu Mythos has earned the moniker, "The Embodiment of Azathoth".

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Dang, so like Colleen, she's also a master of a dark power that's known as The Dark Curse of Azathoth, yikes.

Lincoln: And like Colleen, Claire uses that special dark power on those who are beyond redemption, and it's also just like when J.D. uses The Bracelet of Cthulhu.

Eli: Yikes.

Claire Monroe: That's right, and I've also defended Lincoln from Lori when she's at the worst of her wrath.

Nico: Whoa, this is something I'm going to like hearing.

Me: Same here.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Claire Monroe's neck with yellow gems on the gold thunderbolt links and black crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Claire Monroe: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Claire.

Claire Monroe had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Claire Monroe's waist and Claire Monroe wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Claire Monroe's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai from Mangirl!

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai from Mangirl!

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Haraki Tsugumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Haraki Tsugumi and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from that piece of crap Simon Phoenix, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Haraki Tsugumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Haraki Tsugumi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened at Montana, and they also met Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience, and they're shocked when they found out the villain we went after in Montana was Simon Phoenix, who returned from the dead again and he still wanted revenge on me for killing him long ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in killing Simon Phoenix and sending him to The Black Gates and this time forever, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Claire Monroe have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and that's 14 of the 27 remaining Champions of Harmony now recruited into the team, and we're now rid of Simon Phoenix forever and he's never ever coming back.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Claire Monroe's neck with yellow gems on the gold thunderbolt links and black crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Claire Monroe: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Claire.

Claire Monroe had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Claire Monroe's waist and Claire Monroe wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Claire Monroe's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai from Mangirl!

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai from Mangirl!

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Haraki Tsugumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Haraki Tsugumi and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from that piece of crap Simon Phoenix, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Haraki Tsugumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Haraki Tsugumi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Haraki Tsugumi, Ringo Nishijima, Hana Sasayama, Aki Torii, Ayano Hikari, Shinobu Fujimori, Sayuri Misono, and Kiiro Sakuradai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened at Montana, and they also met Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience, and they're shocked when they found out the villain we went after in Montana was Simon Phoenix, who returned from the dead again and he still wanted revenge on me for killing him long ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did in killing Simon Phoenix and sending him to The Black Gates and this time forever, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Claire Monroe have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and that's 14 of the 27 remaining Champions of Harmony now recruited into the team, and we're now rid of Simon Phoenix forever and he's never ever coming back.


After putting a permanent end to Simon Phoenix and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Claire Monroe saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Claire Monroe: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Claire, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Claire Monroe: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Claire, how did you defend Lincoln from Lori when she was at the worst of her wrath?

Claire Monroe: Now, that's something I've never forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were in the kitchen doing some homework. But, our work was interrupted by Lori, who came in and ordered Lincoln to clean the attic, and she said she's the oldest and he has to do what she says. Lincoln told her no and he was busy with homework. This made Lori so mad, her eyes turned red and she went ballistic and she tried to attack, but I fired a blast of darkness and trapped Lori inside a sphere of darkness, and we went to Mr. and Mrs. Loud and told them of what Lori did. They were mad at Lori and they said that Lincoln's homework was important along with his education. But, she said she didn't care, he's supposed to be their slave and do their chores and be miserable and never happy. I've never heard such cold words coming out of her, and I was that close to giving her The Dark Curse of Azathoth, but Mrs. Loud slapped Lori hard in the face and told her to go to her room and she was grounded for nine months, and Lori went to her room, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud went up to Lincoln and they hugged him and so did I, and he returned it, but then, we felt tears on our chests, and we knew Lori got to him badly.

We had tears in our eyes, and it was awful that Dark Lori made Lori into a cold, heartless bitch.

Me: Now, we really hate Dark Lori even more, what a cold, heartless bitch.

Nico: And now, we're really glad she and the other Dark Louds were given The Black Gates.

Eli: Yeah.

Lincoln: Yeah, and I was glad Claire didn't give her The Dark Curse of Azathoth, otherwise, she would be sent to an insane asylum for the rest of her life.

Nico: Tormented by visions of beings far beyond anyone's comprehension and the stuff of nightmares that comes from the darkest corners of our imagination?! Now, that would be horrific.

We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounds, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Erazor Djinn, an old enemy that Sonic and Shahra the Genie dealt with long ago.

Shahra the Genie: (Gasps) It's Erazor Djinn!

Sonic: I thought we destroyed him long ago. This isn't good.

Lincoln: Looks like he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge.

Merlina the Wizard: We've got to destroy him once and for all.

Lincoln: You're right, Merlina. Come on, team, we've got an evil djinn to destroy.

We flew out The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy and elemental forces at Erazor Djinn. When Erazor Djinn saw us, along with Shahra the Genie and Sonic, he was enraged.

Erazor Djinn: Sonic the Hedgehog, Shahra, I will destroy you both for what you did in ruining my plans to take over the world.

Lincoln: That's never going to happen, you evil djinn.

Merlina the Wizard: That's right, you're not getting out of this alive.

Shahra the Genie: The suffering you have caused can never be healed, and now, you will pay for all of your crimes.

Suddenly, the colored eyes of Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie turned neon, and they were surrounded by purple energy auras with purple smoke, magic, genies, and phoenixes, and as they approached Erazor Djinn, they left purple energy, purple smoke, magic, genies, and phoenixes with every step.

Shahra the Genie: Erazor Djinn, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against the world over a thousand years ago.

Merlina the Wizard: And now, we will see to it that you pay for all of your crimes in full, and you will be destroyed now and forever.

Suddenly, Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie were surrounded by massive vortexes of purple energy with magic smoke and magic surrounding the vortexes, there's a phoenix and genie flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are a blue and pink phoenix. Then, as the vortexes faded, Shahra the Genie and Merlina the Wizard emerged, but they were changed forever.

Shahra the Genie grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her pink hair, she has neon blue eyes and a purple energy aura with magic, genies, and magic smoke surrounding her, she has a genie's lamp emblazoned on her forehead, she has on genie earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has a genie holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and her gold bands on her biceps. Shahra the Genie has on a sleeveless white midriff top, white harem pants, pink sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with magic smoke, magic, and genies on the coattails and on the back is a genie's lamp with magic smoke coming out of it and surrounding it. Suddenly, Shahra the Genie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with blue tips on the large pink feathers, sprouted out from her back, Shahra the Genie has on her Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Shahra the Genie has a brand-new greatsword in her right hand called World of The Arabian Nights' Greatsword of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with a genie's lamp and the world of The Arabian Nights etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large angel wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large pink gem surrounded by angel wings the pommel. Shahra the Genie has on her brand-new gold Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists, along with her gold bracelets, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold genie with purple gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its hands for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the genie lamp that said, "Shahra the Genie, Genie of The Ring, Savior of The World of The Arabian Nights, Friend of Sonic the Hedgehog, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Erazor Djinn, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic and Genies"

Shahra魔神、リングの魔神、アラビアンナイトの世界の救世主、ソニック*ザ*ヘッジホッグの友人、リンカーン*ラウドの将来の妻を愛する、Erazorジンの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックなできそこない、多くの友人、驚くべきと強力な教師の素晴らしいと強力な学生、そして魔法と魔神のマスター

Shahra the Genie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL MAGICAL ARABIAN GENIE ANGEL OF ARABIAN NIGHT JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

And Merlina the Wizard grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair put in braids along with her gold hair ornaments, she has neon blue eyes and purple energy aura with magic, phoenixes, and elemental forces surrounding her, she has a emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts. Merlina the Wizard has on a short-sleeved blue dress with gold markings, purple pants, black and gray armored high-heeled boots, long long-sleeved purple coat with magic, elemental forces, phoenixes, and gold markings on the coattails, and a phoenix with magic surrounding it. Suddenly, Merlina the Wizard felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with purple tips on the large brown feathers, sprouted out from her back, Merlina the Wizard has on her Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, along with her gold rings.

Suddenly, Merlina the Wizard had a new staff in her right hand called Merlin's Magical Legacy Mage's Staff of Medieval Justice, it's a brand-new mage's staff with a massive blue orb mounted right on top of four large gold phoenix heads with blue green gems for eyes and a gold dragon wrapped around one end of the long brown shaft and on the other end of the long brown shaft is a blue gem on top of four smaller gold phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four smaller gold phoenix heads is a large gold split crescent moon with a large blue sphere on it. Merlina the Wizard has on her brand-new gold Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and a large blue gem inside its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of the Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the phoenix that said, "Merlina the Wizard, Granddaughter of The Legendary Merlin the Wizard, Royal Court Wizard of Camelot, Friend of Sonic the Hedgehog, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of King Arthur, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic, Elemental Forces, and Phoenixes"

マーリン・ザ・ウィザード、伝説のマーリン・ザ・ウィザードの孫娘、キャメロットのロイヤル・コート・ウィザード、ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、アーサー王の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の多くの驚くべき強力な学生の友人であり、魔法、エレメンタルフォース、フェニックスのマスター

Merlina the Wizard has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL MAGICAL MEDIEVAL ANGEL OF CAMELOT JUSTICE AND MAGICAL LOVE!

We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Erazor Djinn saw it, the djinn fell into a rage and fired a blast of dark magic to destroy them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of purple energy, magic, magic smoke, phoenixes, genies, and elemental forces, and it hits Erazor Djinn and sent him flying into a wall.

Lincoln: Wow, Merlina, Shahra, you girls look beautiful. How do you feel?

Merlina the Wizard: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Magical Medieval Phoenix and Divine Magic Love) We feel incredible, Linky.

Shahra the Genie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Magical Arabian Genie and Divine Magic Love) Now, shall we destroy Erazor Djinn once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, girls.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Shahra the Genie and Merlina the Wizard.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your thousand year plan to rule the world ends here and now, Erazor Djinn.

Lincoln, Shahra the Genie, and Merlina the Wizard went after Erazor Djinn, who continued firing blasts of dark magic at them, but they dodged them all, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Genies at Erazor Djinn, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln fired a red energy blast at Erazor Djinn, and he sucked out all of the evil djinn's powers and dark magic, and he and all of us made them our own. Then, Lincoln, Shahra the Genie, and Merlina the Wizard fired powerful blasts of energy at Erazor Djinn and they exploded with such incredible power, killing the evil djinn and he was erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln, Shahra the Genie, and Merlina the Wizard did as they holster their weapons and power down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie are permanent.

Shahra the Genie: Good riddance forever, Erazor Djinn.

Merlina the Wizard: You said it. Thank you for helping us take down Erazor Djinn once and for all, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Shahra and Merlina.

Suddenly, Lincoln made a clone of himself and he went up to Merlina the Wizard and his clone went up to Shahra the Genie, and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waist, which took them by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to Merlina and Shahra's faces and Shahra and Merlina' chests were pressed against the massive and wide muscular pecs of Lincoln and his clone, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln and his clone's faces, and the girls then wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clone. Then, as Lincoln and his clone leans down to Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie's faces, they kissed passionately as Merlina the Wizard and Shahra the Genie's left arm were still wrapped around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clone, but they moved their right arms and their right hands onto the massive and wide muscular right pec of Lincoln and his clone, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Genie flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and elemental forces behind them and we all cheered wildly for them.

Sonic: Erazor Djinn's finally gone for good, and he's never going to hurt anyone ever again, and I'm glad Merlina and Shahra got together with Lincoln.

Nico: Same here, Sonic. You forgave them despite the dark actions they did, and because of that, they eventually became good.

Me: That's indeed a power that Sonic had, and it's really awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: You said it, J.D.

We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and now, we're finally rid of Erazor Djinn once and for all, and that evil djinn's never coming back to hurt anyone ever again.


After putting an end to Erazor Djinn for good, I was looking up the history of our old enemy, Emperor Belos.

Me: Lets see here. Belos what are you hiding?

I was looking up his history and what could have caused him to become the way he was. But then I found a huge discovery!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: What is it?

Me: Look at this.

I showed everyone the history of Emperor Belos.


Philip Wittebane, later known as Emperor Belos, is the main antagonist of the Disney Channel animated series The Owl House.

The second human to come to the Demon Realm (behind his late older brother Caleb), he is the emperor of the Boiling Isles and the overseer of the Emperor's Coven who created the Coven System for categorizing magic into specific disciplines instituted by himself in preparation for the "Day of Unity", which would seemingly create "a utopia free of wild magic".

However, in due part to his history as a witch hunter back on Earth, his true goal is to use the Day of Unity to eradicate witches from existence due to his belief that they're a threat to humanity. He is the arch-nemesis of Luz Noceda, the former boss of Lilith Clawthorne, Kikimora, and the Collector, and the creator of Hunter and his predecessors.

In the present, he is voiced by Matthew Rhys, who also played The Conductor in Infinity Train, while in the past he is voiced by Alex Lawther.

In the 1600s, over a century before the start of the series, Belos started out as an ordinary human witch hunter from Gravesfield, Connecticut named Philip Whittebane when he and Caleb, his older brother, were lured into the Demon Realm by a witch. To his anger, Caleb fell in love with the witch and apparently impregnated her. This culminated in the brothers engaging in a knife fight, ending with Philip killing Caleb. Enraged, the witch cursed Philip, forcing him to consume the souls of palismen to stay alive.

Throughout his stay in the Demon Realm, he learned of the Collector and would acquire companions during his journey and would remorselessly sacrifice them for his advancement. He would then recreate the events in ways to make himself seem more heroic than he was. As revealed in "Elsewhere and Elsewhen", when he met a time-traveling Luz and Lilith, he tried to sacrifice them only for him to receive a broken nose from an angry Lilith. After making a deal with the Collector (who was trapped in the Titan), Philip created the "Day of Unity" as a cover for eradicating witches and demons to save humanity from "evil" whilst also freeing the Collector. He then made a series of Grimwalkers and appointed them as the "Golden Guard". At some point, he was forced to fashion a new identity when negative word-of-mouth caused him to be "run out of too many towns".

From there, Philip, as Belos, would go from village to village claiming to speak on behalf of the Titan and inviting the villagers to join covens and imparts them with sigils which temporarily immobilize them (which disappoints Belos, since he wanted them to kill them). In one instance, Belos destroyed a village in a false flag operation presented as an attack by wild magic. He would then routinely kill the Golden Guard who question his actions, under the claim that they would betray him. At some point he constructed a palace as a symbol of unity and collected a vast array of magical artifacts he kept there.

Assigning a New Ally " Bring the Owl Lady to me by twilight, she'll join the Emperor's Coven and in return I'll heal her little curse. But if you fail, you will be stripped of your rank and banished from my coven. You do know what happens to covenless witches, don't you? „ ~ Emperor Belos threatening Lilith Clawthorne if she fails to capture Eda, while also lying that he will heal her if she does.

When the prodigious Lilith Clawthorne came along, Belos offered to make her the leader of the Emperor's Coven and help heal her equally-prodigious sister Eda from the curse Lilith cast upon her. In exchange, Lilith was assigned to capture Eda so Belos could induct the rogue witch into a coven. He was first mentioned at the end of "Convention". Belos is presumably The Emperor previously mentioned as being protected by the Emperor's Coven and who rules over the Boiling Isles. Kikimora mentions the Emperor's name to Lilith during a conference and that the Emperor has assigned Lilith in the capture of Eda in exchange for a 15,200 dollar reward.

In "Wing It Like Witches", he was mentioned by Lilith when she tells Eda that the Emperor has big plans for her. In "Agony of a Witch", he fully appears as he waits for Lilith to capture Eda and threatens a severe punishment if she fails him again. He also appears when Lilith and Eda are battling each other. In "Young Blood, Old Souls", Emperor Belos is revealed to have lied to Lilith about promising to cure her sister and is instead sentencing her to be petrified, a punishment usually reserved for the worst criminals.

While it is publicly stated that she would be the first one to receive the sentence in 30 years, there are shots of more witches and demons petrified, meaning that he had done so in secrecy. It is revealed that the Day of Unity involves the human realm and that Belos sought Eda for her key portal. When Luz and King arrive to rescue Eda alongside a redeemed Lilith, Belos fights against Luz. Despite him being more powerful, Luz succeeds at striking a blow, making a scratch in his mask, to which he states his amusement. He made it clear that he doesn't have any intention of waging war against humanity, since it is too boorish by the Titan's will.

Forcing the young girl into making a choice of giving up the key portal or have Eda get transformed into stone, Luz gives him the case containing it, but she also craftily added fire glyphs to the case, making it into a time bomb that detonates once she was out of range. He glares at Luz menacingly and Luz glares at him back. Unbeknownst to Luz, Emperor Belos still had the broken parts of the portal in order to make a portal dimension, and he sends someone (who is an Owl Spy) to watch the inhabitants of the owl house.

Emperor Belos first appeared to the end of the series premiere episode "Separate Tides," where he is seen finishing building the portal as he puts back his mask on, saying "Knock, knock, human." He was later mentioned by the Golden Guard at the end of "Escaping Expulsion," when he makes a deal with Alador and Odalia Blight that he will be having all of their Abominations. He was mentioned by Gwendolyn in "Keeping Up A-fear-ances," when she is interacting with her daughter, Eda, explaining that she was aware of the petrification ceremony.

He was seen at the beginning of "Hunting Palismen" when he invited the leaders of the nine covens to view the day of Unity. However, his curse began to act up and he was escorted into the empty throne room where his curse activates and he briefly becomes a mud monster. He then takes a palisman from the Golden Guard and inhales its essence to keep the curse at bay. It's then revealed that he is the Golden Guard's uncle and he asks him to go get him more palismen. His face was finally shown in "Eclipse Lake" when Hunter was having a conversation about the door he tried to open. He also reveals to Hunter that he has been to the human realm before and looks forward to seeing it again.

In "Follies at the Coven Day Parade" he is mentioned several times, most prominently by Terra Snapdragon, who reveals he's looking forward to meeting Luz. He then makes a grand announcement to the public, revealing his plans for the Day of Unity. He reveals that it will create a utopia free of wild magic.After his speech, he reveals his face to the public for the first time ever, taking off his mask, and thanking them for their support. As he looks like a kindly old man, the crowd's immediately support and cheer for him.

In "Hollow Mind", Luz and Hunter are accidentally trapped in Belos' mind in a botched attack by Raine Whispers, Darius, and Eberwolf. As they inspect his memories under the guidance of his inner form, they are pursued by his beast form, made out of the spirits of the palismen he absorbed. Eventually, Inner Belos captures and harnesses the beast. At this point, Hunter had found out about the fates of his predecessors. Disappointed, Belos sinks him into the ground in an attempt to kill him. Turning his attention to Luz, he reveals his true identity as Philip Wittebane and attempts to kill her too, only to be stopped by Hunter as he and Luz escape from his mind, albeit with Luz completely guilt-ridden for unknowingly helping him in the past and Hunter gravely traumatized.

In "Labyrinth Runners", it is further shown how far Belos' cruelty is willing to go, as shown through Graye, Philip also wants to kill children, proving that no one can escape his wrath. In the same episode two coven scouts revealed that Belos' is looking for Hunter, under the pretense that he is lost and Belos is very worried about him, not knowing that Hunter ran away after discovering the horrifying truth of his "uncle" and his intentions, and that in reality Belos wants to kill him. By "Oh Titan, Where Art Thou", he has branded Luz, Eda, King, Hooty, and Lilith as wanted criminals and has gone to great lengths to ensure that the Day of Unity is successful, since he is not taking any chances after Luz's trip into his mind. He also planned for Eda to be petrified for good and to have Luz brought to him for as of now unknown purposes.

In "Clouds on the Horizon", one day before the Day of Unity, Belos and the Collector are seen conversing to each other as they watch the Boiling Isles' inhabitants come to the Titan's skull. Later in the episode, it is revealed that he is apparently in league with Odalia Blight, promising that she and the Blight family will live aristocratic lives after the Day of Unity. By the episode's end, Luz sneaks onto Kikimora's ship as it flies towards the skull, intent on saving Eda from Belos.

Eventually, in "King's Tide", the Day of Unity arrives and Belos initiates the Draining Spell, reaping the magic of every coven-branded witch on the Boiling Isles with the intent of killing them. Not wanting him to reveal his secret powers to others, he then betrays the Collector and drops his mirror down a pit in the Titan's skull. At that moment, Luz arrives at the skull and engages Belos in combat, only to be easily trounced as he attempts to petrify her. However, Luz talks her way out of getting killed and tricks him into getting branded with a coven sigil for incentive to end the Draining Spell.

This backfires, however, as Belos ragefully transforms into his beast form and goes berserk, rampaging through the skull as he attempts to kill Luz. While her friends arrive to help her, they are nonetheless powerless to stop him or the Draining Spell. However, Kikimora, whose offer to help Belos was rejected by him, brings King to the pit to free the Collector from his mirror, allowing him to stop Belos in his tracks. In revenge for his betrayal, the Collector "plays tag" with Belos by touching him with one single finger, causing his mutant body to be blown into the skull's wall, rendering him nothing more than a splatter of green sludge.

As Luz and her friends escape to the Portal to Earth when the Collector undoes the Draining Spell and destroys the skull, however, a sentient drop of Belos' remains falls on Hunter's shoulder and is brought to the Human Realm with him, technically causing him to achieve his return to Earth and leading to the possibility of his return and revenge against the protagonists. In the end credits of said episode, one of these sludgy blobs latches onto the door that once connected the two realms and closes it.


Everyone gasped!

Nico: So his real name is Philip Wittebane and he's a witch hunter from the 17th Century that wants to destroy all witches because he thinks they're a threat to humanity!? That's insane!

Brittney: No kidding! Not all witches are evil!

Laney: Yeah!

Me: Well the Salem Witch Trials was all caused by one thing and that was fear. Fear that the Devil was walking amongst us.

Bonnie Terrez: Wait Philip Wittebane? I've heard about him. He was the leader of a group of witch hunters that mysteriously disappeared over 375 years ago.

Me: And we found him all these years later in the demon world as Emperor Belos.

Nico: And we killed him before he can cause some serious damage.

Luz: Thank goodness.

Amity Blight: No kidding there.

Lilith (Owl House): Yeah that was terrible.

Shannon: No kidding. But my ancestors would want to mount this guys head on a pike for everything he did.

Lola: Yeah that was terrible!

Me: But there's a strong possibility that he may return. We banished him to the Warp.

Amity Blight: And we'll be ready for him.

Me: That's for sure.


Later it was time for Sunset Shimmer's 2nd Ambassador Mission.

Me: I have a feeling we're going to kick another of Ratchet's enemies into the ground.

Nico: Me too.

William: Anyone else want to go with Sunset? Besides TJ and 1 Rabbid?

Twilight Sparkle: Me and my friends will go with her.

Nico: Awesome.

Jackie Snodgrass: Good luck out there guys.

Lyra Heartstrings III: Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: Won't need it but thanks.

Nico: Awesome. Lets head out.

We were off to the world of Ratchet and Clank.

We arrived on the distant planet of Umbris in the galaxy NGC 4414. We were 62 million light-years away from Earth.

Nico: Wow! The planet Umbris.

Me: At 62 million light years away from home.

Eli: Long ways from home.

Ratchet and Clank saw us.

Ratchet: Hey guys!

Sunset: Ratchet, meet my friends.

Twilight Sparkle: It's an honor to meet you. I'm Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders.

Applejack: I'm Applejack, Princess of Honesty and Apples and the Earth Skylanders

Rarity: I'm Rarity, Princess of Generosity and Fashions and the Water Skylanders.

Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie, Princess of Laughter, Parties and the Tech Skylanders.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy, Princess of Kindness, Animals and the Life Skylanders.

Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, Princess of Loyalty, The Wonderbolts and the Air Skylanders.

Starlight Glimmer: And I'm Starlight Glimmer, Princess of Empathy, Redemption and the Undead Skylanders.

Ratchet: Wow! An honor to meet you all your highnesses.

Twilight Sparkle: No need for formalities but thank you.

T.J.: And my name is T.J. Johnson and I'm the leader of the Turbo Power Rangers.

Clank: A most gracious honor to meet you.

Then Qwark came out.


Copernicus Leslie Qwark, better known as Captain Qwark, is the anti-heroic tritagonist of the Ratchet & Clank franchise. He was one of the archenemies of Ratchet (alongside Dr. Nefarious, Emperor Tachyon, and Ace Hardlight).

To the public, he appears to be the greatest superhero in the universe, but in reality is a fraud that will do whatever it takes to maintain his fame and reputation or for money. Initially, he is an antagonist in the first two games, but in the third onwards he became a protagonist, despite still being a coward and imbecile. Qwark is the tritagonist of the Ratchet & Clankfeature film and PlayStation 4 game, but briefly an antagonist until he reforms.

He was voiced by Jim Ward in all games up to Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus, with Scott Whyte taking the role in Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart when the former (Jim Ward) had developed Alzheimer's disease and suffered from COVID-19, leaving him unable to do anymore voice work. Jim Ward also played Emperor Otto Destruct in Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters, as well as Torrance in Disney's Treasure Planet, Sheshou in Disney's Mulan, and Krackus in My Life as a Teenage Robot.

Ratchet & Clank (2002)

Qwark is the secondary antagonist in the original Ratchet & Clank. Ratchet and Clank travelled the Solana Galaxy trying to find the hero, believing that he will help them save the galaxy from Chairman Drek's evil plans. They find him in his trailer in Blackwater City, and he tells them to meet him at his gauntlet on Umbris. They pass the course, but are betrayed by Qwark, who reveals he is the highly-paid spokesman of Drek's new planet. Qwark attempts to kill them with his Blargian Snagglebeast, but then failed to do so. Drek reprimands Qwark over his failure to kill the duo, but gives him a second chance.

Drek eventually told Qwark to go to the Gemlik Base and confront them personally using a Blarg starfighter, and Qwark battled Ratchet through space but was defeated and shot down on the planet Oltanis, which resulted in Drek firing him. Ratchet then meets Qwark again on the heavily bombed planet, and Qwark sells him the P.D.A. under the name Steve McQwark.

Qwark returns as the main antagonist in the sequel Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando. After his defeat at the hands of Ratchet and Clank, Qwark tried to gain fame by selling a device called the Personal Hygenator; however, the device caused harm to its users, and Qwark was forced to pay six billion dollars to the users. Qwark tried to escape to planet Pokitaru, but was arrested and placed in jail. He escaped again by flushing himself down a toilet and wasn't seen for 6 weeks. Qwark wasn't seen until the end of the game where it is revealed that he had used his alter-ego (Steve McQwark) to help finance his big comeback by selling the Personal Hygenator. He then managed to gain control over Megacorp by pretending to be CEO Mr. Abercrombie Fizzwidget and locking the real Fizzwidget in a broom closet.

Qwark then hired Ratchet and Clank to recover the "Experiment" that was stolen by Angela Cross, and abandoned the two after it was returned to him. He then released the experiments across the galaxy, leading to them violently attacking their owners and citizens in general. Mega Corp eventually became wary of "Fizzwidget"'s abnormal behaviour and hired Thugs-4-Less to protect him. The Thugs framed Ratchet and Clank for an attempt on his life and imprisoned them. Eventually, he revealed his true identity and went live on holovision where he tried to fix the the Experiment, now called the Protopet, to make himself look like a hero and incriminate Ratchet for starting the crisis. However, the Helix-O-Morph he took from Angela backfired, and the Protopet turned into a giant monster and ate Qwark. The duo managed to defeat the beast, and Qwark was spat out. In the final cutscene, he is seen working at Megacorp as a test subject for the Crotchitizer. Following this, the next few games state that Qwark has a strange addiction to the Crotchitizer.

Between Going Commando and Up Your Arsenal

At some point, Qwark somehow returned to Solana Galaxy and resided on planet Florana, where he was raised as a child, with cyclops monkeys.

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

When Dr. Nefarious attacked the Solana Galaxy, President Phyronix requested Ratchet and Clank track down the Florana Tree Beast advertised in Nature's Mysteries, which was Qwark, as Qwark was the only man to have faced Nefarious and lived. When they found the masked man on Florana, he made Ratchet and Clank walk the Path of Death, his identity was revealed and fought the duo. After he is defeated, it became apparent he had lost his memory and believed he was a monkey, leading the two to escort him back to the Starship Phoenix where he was briefly housed with his monkey friend Skrunch. After Ratchet completed a Qwark vid-comic in front of him, Qwark regained his memory and founded the Q-Force, a team consisting of himself, Sasha Phyronix of the Starship Phoenix, his former fitness instructor Helga, racer Skidd McMarx, Big Al from the Roboshack he had formerly endorsed in his career, Skrunch, Ratchet and Clank. At this point, he was no longer a threat to Ratchet & Clank, redeeming himself, but remained focused in his goal to keep his heroic reputation high.


Ratchet: Guys, this is Qwark.

Qwark: Wow it's an honor to meet the great Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Same to you Quark.

Eli: It's an honor as well.

Me: We talked about you the first time on Sunset's mission and you are going to make a great candidate for the Redemption Squad.

Qwark: I'm honored you think so.

Ratchet: That's true and awesome.

Nico: Qwark, despite how you started out before, you really do have the heart of a hero.

Qwark: I'm honored you think that Nico.

Starlight Glimmer: You did redeem yourself a lot.

Eli: You sure did.

Ratchet: He sure did. And we're glad for that.

Nico: Yep.

Qwark: Unlike the rest of Albedo's former buddies, I'm willing to admit when I've made mistakes.

Nico: That's good. EVERYONE makes mistakes.

Me: That's true.

Sunset Shimmer: I know that same feeling too. I am a former villain myself.

Starlight Glimmer: And me too. I am a former villain too.

Qwark: Wow that is amazing. Awesome to meet 2 more fellow former villains.

Clank: It is very fortunate that you all were able to stop Albedo's former teammates before they caused something that was out of their control.

Me: Boy news about all that spread all over the universe like wildfire didn't it?

Ratchet: It sure did. But when you follow up on all your adventures like we have word gets around really fast.

Qwark: Yeah you guys are legends in everything you do. It's awesome.

Eli: We don't like to brag but thanks.

Twilight Sparkle: But J.D. and Nico's plan worked like a charm.

Ratchet: You guys are probably wondering who the next baddie is.

Me: Well since we're here on the planet Umbris, I have a feeling I know who it's going to be.

Eli: Me too.

Nico: Same with me. And it's going to be the Blargian Snagglebeast.

Ratchet: Yep. You hit it right on the head.

Me: Awesome.

Fluttershy: This will be amazing.

Nico: Guess that's one villain that doesn't speak.

Ratchet: Nope.

Sunset Shimmer: Then lets get it on!

Twilight Sparkle: It's gonna be amazing!

We went to go face the beast.

Nico: Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Me: Then THAT must be him.

We saw in an arena surrounded by lava THE BLARGIAN SNAGGLEBEAST!

Nico: There he is!

Eli: This is gonna be good!

We faced him!

Me: Okay you stupid bumbling behemoth! Time to kick some butt!

T.J.: Shift into Turbo!

He transformed and he was ready!

Nico: YEAH! (Goes Super Saiyan 2!)

Me: Time for some buttkicking!

I went Super Angel 10,000!

Me: Haven't used this form in a while.

Eli went Super Angel 2.

Nico: Yeah!

Nico then activated Speed Demon's Ridewatch and got Speed Demon's powers.

Nico: Time to ZOOM!

ZOOM!

Nico ran fast as the Beast blasted lasers all over and Nico punched and pulverized the beast all over.

Rainbow Dash: Lets see how he likes this one!

She activated Tchang Zu's Ridewatch and got tremendous lightning powers and then she fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit the beast and electrocuted it all over!

Nico then activated the Dark Turtles' Ridewatch.

Nico: Take this!

Nico then punched and pulverized and slashed the beast all over the place!

Nicole: YEAH! Now for this!

She activated Control Freak's Ridewatch and then summoned the bosses of Disney Infinity 1.0: Davy Jones, Syndrome, Emperor Zurg, Chick Hicks, Latham Cole, and more and they blasted and smashed and pulverized the beast all over.

Nico then activated Shendu's Ridewatch.

Nico: Face my Morning Breath!

He fired a blast of fire from his mouth and it hit the Snagglebeast and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Eli: That was cool Nico!

Nico: Thanks.

Nico then activated Tar Pit's Ridewatch.

Nico: Time for you to be in a sticky situation!

Nico had slime dripping from his fingers and then he threw slime globs and they stuck the Snagglebeast's feet to the floor and he roared as he was stuck!

Sunset fired a powerful blast of fire and burned the beast all over.

Nico then activated Black Manta's Ridewatch.

Nico: Try this on!

Nico fired a laser blast from his hands that was like that of Black Manta's blaster and it hit the Snagglebeast and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Nice one! Nico get ready to light me!

Nico: Right!

I activated Stinky Butt's Ridewatch.

Me: Sniff on this one!

I pointed my butt at the beast and then…

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

I fired a powerful fart gas stream and Nico lit it on fire and it turned into a deadly flamethrower blast and then the Snagglebeast exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Ratchet fired a chargeable blue blast from the Shock Cannon.

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit the Snagglebeast and it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

The beast was dead!

Eli: That's it for him!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah! That was great!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing!

Sunset Shimmer: Nice shot, Ratchet!

Ratchet: Thanks Sunset but you all did great yourselves.

Me: Thanks. It was funny using Stinky Butt's Ridewatch.

Eli: That was cool.

Later we came back.

Nico: Man that was cool!

May: How did it go?

Me: It was really awesome!

We told everyone everything and it was awesome.

May: Wow that was awesome!

Eli: Yeah it was.

May: Next time, El Oso and Turbo the Snail should go with you.

Nico: Good idea!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah! This will be so awesome.

Nico: Yep.


We were talking to the Ed's.

2012 Leatherhead: So, Eddy. Tell us more about your adventures.

Eddy: Don't you mean Ed-Ventures?

Me: That was a great name for them.

Eddy: Yep.

Edd: But I do have one. Its from our faux time machine.

Jimmy and Jonny were at rapt attention, while I explained..."

[Edd remembers the time machine. In the memory, Jimmy and Jonny are cowering in a time machine while Edd explains something on a blackboard.]

Jimmy: "Are you sure, Double D?"

Edd: "Most assuredly, Jimmy. Neither I nor science have found any correlation between time travel and frizzy, flyaway hair."

Eddy: "Are you done yammering?"

Edd: [closing the hatch and turning a dial] "Prepare to incredibly transverse to the Triassic period of yesteryear!"

Jonny: "This is gonna rock!"

[Ed picks up the machine and shakes it.]

Edd: "Tallyho, back in time we go!"

[Ed, still shaking the box, carries it off somewhere. Inside, Jonny and Jimmy bounce like pinballs. Suddenly, the machine stops moving, and Jonny and Jimmy settle.]

Jonny: "I think we're here, Plank."

[Jonny pushes the door open and wanders into the Triassic. A pterodactyl, suspended by ropes, flies past.]

Ed: [imitating the pterodactyl offscreen] "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

Jimmy: "PTERODACTYL!" [He ducks into the machine.]

Jonny: [dragging Jimmy out] "C'mon, Jimmy! We can't get hurt, 'cause we weren't even born yet! Wowzers! Look, Plank!" [A triceratops moved by Ed lands on the machine, crushing it flat.]

Jimmy: "Triceratops!" [He and Jonny run away. The dinosaur gives chase.]

Jonny: "Right on, eh, buddy?"

Jimmy: "Make it stop! Make it–" [The triceratops lands on them. Jimmy crawls away, but is jumped on. Jonny is riding it now, however.]

Jonny: "Whoopee! Twenty-three skidoo!"

[Jimmy, dazed, looks up. A T. Rex roars. Jimmy screams, and the triceratops jumps on a allosaurus' head. The body separates from Ed, who continues to imitate the triceratops, and goes flying until it smashes into the T. Rex's mouth.]

Eddy: [on the ground] "What the?"

Jonny: "Neato! We've been swallowed alive, buddy! Huh?"

[He looks forward and sees Edd, operating a remote control.]

Edd: [nervous] "Well, hello, Jonny." [A banging is heard.]

Eddy: [banging on the dino] "Hey! What's going on up there?"

[The dinosaur's giant metal eye comes loose and falls, landing on Eddy. The the rest of the body then falls on him. Edd laughs, bringing us back to the present.]

Edd: "Oh and the funny part of it was: the tyrannosaurus actually lived in the Cretaceous period. Not the Triassic period!" [He laughs.] "Oh, oh good times, huh, fellows?"

Nico: Wow that is awesome!

Lana: Yeah it sure is.

Aylene C.: That was a good attempt to make a dinosaur world though.

Lola: It sure was.

Ibara: It was still a good effort.

Nico: It sure was.

Me: Yep.

Eddy: I remember this one time when Double D had the hiccups.

[Eddy flashes back. The Eds are watching Rolf garden from a fence.]

Eddy: "Course says Victor kicks Rolf in the head again."

Ed: "My turn!"

[Edd hiccups.]

Edd: "Seems an air bubble has lodged itself within my–" [hiccup]

[Edd clamps his hands over his mouth, but another hiccup comes. Eddy laughs. Edd runs home.]

Eddy: "C'mere, I'll get rid of em." [Eddy follows Edd to his kitchen. Edd blows into a paper bag.]

Edd: [hiccup] "Oh dear." [He blows in again. Eddy sharpens one of his hairs. Edd hiccups again.] "Oh my." [Blows in again. Eddy pops the bag with his hair. Edd goes flying under a cabinet.]

Eddy: "There, they're gone!"

Ed: "Hiccups have left the building, Eddy!"

[Edd hiccups, and an electrical outlet pops out of the wall.]

Eddy: "Strong hiccups."

Ed: [carrying Edd over] "Quick, Eddy, do something, Double D is gonna–" [hiccup] "–explode!"

[Ed throws Eddy on top of Edd and sits on both of them, fingers in his ears.]

Eddy: "Ed, you idiot, this ain't gonna get rid of the hiccups!"

[A hiccup throws them both off.]

Edd: "Water! I need water!" [He runs to the sink and pours a glass. Before he can drink, he hiccups, soaking himself. Edd gets another glass, hiccups again, spills again.]

Eddy: "You're doing it all wrong, you're supposed to drink it upside down."

[Eddy turns Edd upside down and pours a jugful of water into him. Edd hiccups and swallows the jug.]

Ed: "Let's scare 'em, Eddy." [He peels Edd's jaw open and shouts inside it.] "I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!" [Hiccup.]

Edd: [stupified] "Malice me with a shoehorn?!" [Hiccup. Hiccup. lands headfirst into the floor with the rest of his body sticking out vertically]

[Eddy laughs, bringing them back to the present.]

Nico: Whoa that must've sucked.

Me: Yeah.

Linka: Oh poor Double D.

Qin: Yep.

G1 Iron Bison: How DID those hiccups eventually go away?

Eddy: Good question.

Edd: I held my breath for 10 seconds.

G1 Iron Bison: Good.

Ed: I remember this one time where we made a giant pancake. Drool I must. Yum.

[Ed remembers the pancake incident. Eddy is mixing a giant bowl of batter above the cul-de-sac. The cul-de-sac is covered in grease, and it is going to be a frying pan.]

Eddy: "Mixing this batter is killing my arms. Ed! Get over here!"

[Ed jumps on Edd, squashing him into the grease. Ed slides over to Eddy.]

Eddy: "Griddle greased up, Double D?" [Edd rises, covered in oil.]

Edd: [disgusted] "Cooking oil in place, Eddy."

Eddy: "Sweet! Get an agent, boys, 'cause we're gonna make the world's biggest pancake!"

Ed: "I love pancakes, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Shut up and pour, Lumpy."

[Ed and Eddy start to tip the giant bowl of mixed batter. Edd, wringing himself out, hears the joy of kids playing.]

Edd: "Excuse me, Eddy. Everyone seems to have mistaken our griddle for a skating rink."

[The kids are skating on the oil. Ed continues to tip the batter.]

Eddy: "Hey, you kids! Get outta my frying pan!" [The batter reaches the tipping point.]

Edd: "Ed, wait!" [The batter begins to slosh out.]

Jimmy: "Holy mackerel! Tidal wave!"

[The batter lands and covers the oil. The kids are crushed beneath it. The Eds watch in awe.]

Edd: "Ed, what in heaven's name have you done?!"

Ed: [oblivious] "It's a boy!"

Edd: [raising the spatula] "Fear not, people, as I have a spatula!"

Eddy: "Oh no you don't!" [He drags Edd back.] "I'm the cook around here, so I get the spatula."

[The pancake finishes cooking. Ed drools.]

Ed: "Yum."

[Ed tears off a bite of the pancake and eats it. He finishes the food and pulls Kevin's shorts out of his mouth.]

Ed: "I got a prize, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Hey! Keep your mitts off my pancake!"

[Eddy lifts one end of the breakfast with his spatula. The kids reach out from underneath and grab him. A brawl breaks out underneath the pancake.] "It wasn't me!" [We come back to the present.]

Ed: "Ah, the good ol' days."

Nico: Whoa! That must've been a really huge Pancake.

G1 Lightspeed: A pancake and a skating rink.

Nico: Except the ice was made of cooking oil.

Kevin: But Eddy covered us with it.

Jonny 2X4: It was cool though

But then…

KRABLAM!

[Stars burst across the screen. Eddy has just hit Ed with a fish.]

OUCH!

Eddy: "I hate clip shows!"

Luan: EDDY! What did you do that for!?

Eddy: Sorry. Force of habit.

Ransack: You guys should be happy of the memories you shared together.

Nico: I agree.

Carmen: Good times for them.

Sarah (EENE): They sure were awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Good times. Now it's time for our next mission and I have a great treat for you all.

Me: What is it?

Nico: We're going to meet Mikey Walsh and his friends.

Me: From the 1985 movie The Goonies!? Awesome! Wait that means we're going after Mama Fratelli and her family. Awesome! Now I can finish some unfinished business that my father failed to do.

Eli: Oh man do you have a history with them?

Me: No but my dad does. It was back in 1985.

I went over their history.


Mama Fratelli is the main antagonist of the 1985 live-action Warner Bros. film The Goonies.

She is a greedy criminal who plans to gain One-eyed Willy's treasure. She also has two evil sons named Francis and Jake. She is also the mother of Sloth, as well as the arch-nemesis of the Goonies and her own son Sloth.

She was portrayed by the late Anne Ramsey, who also played Mrs. Lift in Throw Momma from the Train.

Mama Fratelli is first seen in a car outside the jail house with Francis, where they wait for Jake to break out through a plan involving a fake suicide. Jake runs outside to the car and hops in through the sunroof. Francis shot the ground with his gun, which he had coated with gasoline which made the ground around the jail house be set ablaze. Mama Fratelli drove off as fast as she could, and escaped the police by blending into a car race on the beach.

She later appeared at a seaside restaurant, where the Goonies attempted to start their journey for One-Eyed Willie's treasure. Mama Fratelli took their orders, which was all water. One of the kids, however, who went by the name "Mouth" attempted to order some fancy food, which Mama Fratelli replied by forcing Mouth to stick out his tongue and hold a knife to it and saying "The only thing we serve here is tongue. You kids like tongue?" She let Mouth go, and walked off into the kitchen to get their waters. She returned with red liquid, which the Goonies hesitated to drink. One of the Goonies, Mikey, asked if he could use the bathroom, and Mama Fratelli pointed him in its direction.

Her next appearance was when Jake and Francis had kidnapped the Goony, Chunk. She planned to put his hand in the blender if he didn't tell her everything, so Chunk told her literally everything bad he's done in his life. She was just about to put Chunk's hand in the blender when dozens of bats flew in after being wakened by the rest of the Goonies below ground. This forced her to let go of Chunk, who called out to the Goonies that she and her sons were after them.

She later appeared in the caverns which led to One-Eyed Willie's treasure. The Goonies had recently crossed a log bridge, and Mama Fratelli sent Francis in after them. Unfortunately, one of the Goonies, Richard "Data" Wang, used one of his many gadgets to cover the log in oil. This made Francis slip, and making him land on his groin. Mama Fratelli sent Jake in to help him, who also slipped and fell on his groin. Suddenly, a wave of water came rushing in and forced her sons off the log.

She appeared in the film's climax, where she cornered the Goonies in One-Eyed Willie's private quarters of his ship, which was hidden at the end of the caverns. She drew a gun, and forced the kids out on the ship's deck. She had Jake and Francis search the Goonies for whatever treasure they had, but she personally took care of Mouth. Noticing that he's been very quiet this whole time on the ship, she squeezed his cheeks, and a beaded necklace began coming out. She began pulling it out herself, which it was longer than she thought and said "My God!" She them smacked Mouth in the back of the head, forcing jewels to spew from his mouth.

When Andy then insulted her, she forced her off the ship by having her walk the plank like a pirate with Brand diving in to save her from drowning. Mama Fratelli then tries to drown the other Goonies too afterwards only for her and everyone else to hear someone yell "Hey you guys!", which she looked up at the ship's sails and saw Chunk and her deformed son Sloth, who were both dressed like pirates. Sloth and Chunk jumped down, and Sloth tricked Jake and Francis into tying each other up and hanging them from the sail. Sloth then approached Mama Fratelli, who began comforting him by singing. The song she sang was "Rock-a-bye Baby", which reminded Sloth of the multiple moments of his early childhood in which his mother dropped him and causing his current deformity. He picked her up and dropped her off the ship's plank, which she soon climbed back up with a rope latter.

When the Goonies and Sloth attempted to escape, they remembered a set of candles they found on the corpse of another adventurer early on in the caverns named Chester Copperpot. They intended to use the candles to help them look for a way to get out of the caverns, but soon after lighting a candle discovered that it was really dynamite. They made a run for it, and the dynamite blew a hole in the wall. The wall was soon sealed by a falling boulder, which Sloth lifted up to help the Goonies escape.

The Goonies and Fratellies escaped, and came to shore. On shore were the two men who were planning to buy Mikey's house and tare it down. The police soon arrived and arrested Mama Fratelli, Jake, and Francis.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Yep. Since 1985, Mama Fratelli has been on the run and was in hiding. For 37 years they were hiding.

Ransack: You guys should be happy of the memories you shared together.

Nico: I agree.

Carmen: Good times for them.

Sarah (EENE): They sure were awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Good times. Now it's time for our next mission and I have a great treat for you all.

Me: What is it?

Nico: We're going to meet Mikey Walsh and his friends.

Me: From the 1985 movie The Goonies!? Awesome! Wait that means we're going after Mama Fratelli and her family. Awesome! Now I can finish some unfinished business that my

father failed to do.

Eli: Oh man do you have a history with them?

Me: No but my dad does. It was back in 1985.

I went over their history.


Mama Fratelli is the main antagonist of the 1985 live-action Warner Bros. film The Goonies.

She is a greedy criminal who plans to gain One-eyed Willy's treasure. She also has two evil sons named Francis and Jake. She is also the mother of Sloth, as well as the arch-nemesis of the Goonies and her own son Sloth.

She was portrayed by the late Anne Ramsey, who also played Mrs. Lift in Throw Momma from the Train.

Mama Fratelli is first seen in a car outside the jail house with Francis, where they wait for Jake to break out through a plan involving a fake suicide. Jake runs outside to the car and hops in through the sunroof. Francis shot the ground with his gun, which he had coated with gasoline which made the ground around the jail house be set ablaze. Mama Fratelli drove off as fast as she could, and escaped the police by blending into a car race on the beach.

She later appeared at a seaside restaurant, where the Goonies attempted to start their journey for One-Eyed Willie's treasure. Mama Fratelli took their orders, which was all water. One of the kids, however, who went by the name "Mouth" attempted to order some fancy food, which Mama Fratelli replied by forcing Mouth to stick out his tongue and hold a knife to it and saying "The only thing we serve here is tongue. You kids like tongue?" She let Mouth go, and walked off into the kitchen to get their waters. She returned with red liquid, which the Goonies hesitated to drink. One of the Goonies, Mikey, asked if he could use the bathroom, and Mama Fratelli pointed him in its direction.

Her next appearance was when Jake and Francis had kidnapped the Goony, Chunk. She planned to put his hand in the blender if he didn't tell her everything, so Chunk told her literally everything bad he's done in his life. She was just about to put Chunk's hand in the blender when dozens of bats flew in after being wakened by the rest of the Goonies below ground. This forced her to let go of Chunk, who called out to the Goonies that she and her sons were after them.

She later appeared in the caverns which led to One-Eyed Willie's treasure. The Goonies had recently crossed a log bridge, and Mama Fratelli sent Francis in after them. Unfortunately, one of the Goonies, Richard "Data" Wang, used one of his many gadgets to cover the log in oil. This made Francis slip, and making him land on his groin. Mama Fratelli sent Jake in to help him, who also slipped and fell on his groin. Suddenly, a wave of water came rushing in and forced her sons off the log.

She appeared in the film's climax, where she cornered the Goonies in One-Eyed Willie's private quarters of his ship, which was hidden at the end of the caverns. She drew a gun, and forced the kids out on the ship's deck. She had Jake and Francis search the Goonies for whatever treasure they had, but she personally took care of Mouth. Noticing that he's been very quiet this whole time on the ship, she squeezed his cheeks, and a beaded necklace began coming out. She began pulling it out herself, which it was longer than she thought and said "My God!" She them smacked Mouth in the back of the head, forcing jewels to spew from his mouth.

When Andy then insulted her, she forced her off the ship by having her walk the plank like a pirate with Brand diving in to save her from drowning. Mama Fratelli then tries to drown the other Goonies too afterwards only for her and everyone else to hear someone yell "Hey you guys!", which she looked up at the ship's sails and saw Chunk and her deformed son Sloth, who were both dressed like pirates. Sloth and Chunk jumped down, and Sloth tricked Jake and Francis into tying each other up and hanging them from the sail. Sloth then approached Mama Fratelli, who began comforting him by singing. The song she sang was "Rock-a-bye Baby", which reminded Sloth of the multiple moments of his early childhood in which his mother dropped him and causing his current deformity. He picked her up and dropped her off the ship's plank, which she soon climbed back up with a rope latter.

When the Goonies and Sloth attempted to escape, they remembered a set of candles they found on the corpse of another adventurer early on in the caverns named Chester Copperpot. They intended to use the candles to help them look for a way to get out of the caverns, but soon after lighting a candle discovered that it was really dynamite. They made a run for it, and the dynamite blew a hole in the wall. The wall was soon sealed by a falling boulder, which Sloth lifted up to help the Goonies escape.

The Goonies and Fratellies escaped, and came to shore. On shore were the two men who were planning to buy Mikey's house and tare it down. The police soon arrived and arrested Mama Fratelli, Jake, and Francis.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Yep. Since 1985, Mama Fratelli has been on the run and was in hiding. For 37 years they were hiding.

But then the Sprinffield Mafia, Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Dumbbelltron, Touch & Go, Grundy, Johnny 13, Melter, and Black Spider appeared.

Fat Tony: Can me, my boys, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Dumbbelltron, Touch & Go, Grundy, Johnny 13, Melter, and Black Spider go with you guys?

Legs: How was the trip down memory lane?

Nico: It was fun.

Eli: We had a great time with that one.

Nico: We sure did and yes to answer your question you can all come with.

Me: We got some unfinished business to do and our mission is to capture her.

I showed them Mama Fratelli.

Fat Tony: Mama Fratelli! She and the mob all have had terrible feuds with each other.

Louie: So, Nico? Which-

Blitzwing: That question's already been covered.

Nico: I'm going for a Panuncian gene-slammer next.

Eli: It's true. He said so himself.

Louie: Oh.

Nico: Anyway lets head for Astoria, Oregon.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: it was Senator Steven Armstrong, the main antagonist of the 2013 video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and he's coming after us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?

Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and we're not going to like this guy one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Senator Steven Armstrong, the main antagonist of the 2013 video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and he's coming after us.

We gasped in shock.

Nicole: Oh crap, this guy's really bad news. Lincoln, let me give you and the others the information about this guy, and you're not going to like it one bit.

Nicole proceeded to tell us about Senator Armstrong, and as expected, we're not going to like him one bit.


Steven Armstrong
Steven Armstrong was a United States Senator representing the U.S. state of Colorado, as well as a candidate for the 2020 United States presidential election. He was also the benefactor for World Marshal Inc., its de facto CEO, and its most powerful warrior. He was also allied with the Winds of Destruction of Desperado Enforcement LLC. An extremely nationalistic, patriotic and libertarian individual, Armstrong often expressed the desire to "reclaim the American dream" by instigating another American Revolution after Liquid Ocelot's insurrection and the Patriots' actions that weakened America.

Biography
Early life
Armstrong was born and raised in Texas. Prior to pursuing politics, Armstrong played college football as quarterback for the University of Texas. He later joined the United States Navy due to a desire to serve his country, which also sacrificed his prospects of a professional football career. However, although a member of the Navy, he never saw actual combat during his time in the service. At some point, he moved to Colorado. By the time of 2016, he maintained his physique and even managed to enhance it further via nanomachines in order to put his strength beyond a cyborg soldier.

Political career
Armstrong eventually ran for election to the Colorado state senate. One of the initiatives he spearheaded while acting as a Colorado state senator was slashing the state budget, leading to privatization of the police force, and allowing World Marshal to gain control of the Denver Police Department. Armstrong was eventually elected to one of Colorado's seats in the United States Senate. In 2016, Armstrong delivered a speech to increase his approval ratings, later expressing to his speech writer the belief that people only cared about the spin you put on it, and no longer cared about information control, or even right or wrong. The speech writer warned him that he would appear before a grand jury if his connection to Desperado PMSC was revealed, which Armstrong refuted, given his belief that ordinary citizens could not care less due to believing that money was the only thing that truly mattered.

Armstrong also expressed a desire to actually remake America's position as the most powerful nation in the world and reclaim the American Dream, blithely stating that the Tea Party Movement was not going to succeed due to its unwillingness to make sacrifices, implying that he wanted to bring about another American Revolution, and compared himself to the true Sons of Liberty. Armstrong then dismissed him as he had other matters to attend to, although not before promising to talk to him soon. The conversation was later leaked onto the Internet. That same year, just as was feared by his speechwriter, he was investigated for his ties to World Marshal Inc., the world's largest PMC as well as the largest distributor of cybernetic parts. Despite this, he was still considered a presidential nominee for the 2020 elections, and was even considered to be a "shoo-in."

World Marshal Incidents
Recruiting Sam
At some point after his investigation, Armstrong, Monsoon, and World Marshal/Desperado took an interest in Samuel Rodrigues' abilities and arranged for him to arrive at Denver. While waiting for Sam's arrival, he and Monsoon had a small chat regarding the newly renovated reception area, with Armstrong expressing disgust at the cherry blossoms, and Monsoon viewing them as simply existing, neither beautiful nor ugly. After Sam managed to defeat a Metal Gear RAY UMG unit, he then proceeded to invite Sam to the roof via the PA for a "final interview." When Sam boarded an elevator to the roof, he contacted Sam and informed him that he was like him in several respects, despite Sam's insistence that he kill Armstrong for "sacrificing soldiers from his cozy office." He then met with Sam and powered up to his maximum form. While fighting him, he eventually retreated to the top of one of the structures and utilized his abilities to hurl five Hammerhead choppers at Sam, before jumping down and beckoning for him to continue the fight. He later implemented a crimson aura. In the closing of the battle, Armstrong proceeded to block Sam's sword strike with his right forearm, with Sam overpowering Armstrong. He then tried to use a horizontal slice on the senator, but Armstrong managed to block the blow with both forearms. Chuckling, Armstrong proceeded to ask Sam if that was the best he has to offer, though Sam knocks him back. Armstrong recovered, then proceeded to grapple Sam, swing him around, and hurl him into a passing Hammerhead. Sam managed to narrowly avoid passing the rotors and bound off the side of the chopper back at Armstrong. Armstrong, seeing Sam coming in fast, proceeded to harden himself for the blow, but Sam managed to use his quick draw to overpower Armstrong's defenses with two slices.

After an intense battle, Sam seemingly was victorious over Armstrong. Armstrong then requested him to join forces so they could end war as a business. Sam considered the idea but decided to just "take his hand." Sam managed to slice off Armstrong's right hand, the same way he would eventually slice off Raiden's arm, but Armstrong used his nanomachines to turn his wound into a blade and then proceeded to significantly injure Sam's right arm. After attaching his severed right arm onto his body with the help of the nanomachines, Armstrong proceeded to successfully recruit Sam, who is now reluctant of the decision.

Direct involvement in Desperado activities
Two years after the attempted investigation, he also personally inspected a Desperado research lab in Mexico alongside Sundowner, regarding the transportation of children's brains in cyborg head casings before delivering them to World Marshal for the Sears Program, replicating former President George Sears' training of child soldiers in Liberia. He also plotted for Operation Tecumseh, which involved starting a war with Pakistan under false pretenses while President Hamilton is visiting the country with Pakistani President Farooq Salam for peace talks. Armstrong secretly headed for Pakistan in order to assassinate President Hamilton and frame Desperado. But the plan changed when Raiden defeated both Sundowner and Sam in Colorado. Contrarily, Armstrong confronted Raiden at the air base with Metal Gear EXCELSUS. He also revealed that, since the fall of SOP and the Patriots, America was hit with a recession, hence he needed to orchestrate a false flag operation to support the war economy to put America back to work again. In addition, although his initial plan was to assassinate the president, he decided instead to have the American base personnel appear to be killed by Pakistani extremists, feeling that would have accomplished things all the same. However, he fought Raiden because he is the only one who would expose the truth of what happened. After it was destroyed, he proceeded to fight Raiden and even bring him to his mercy. During the battle, he explained his motives of wanting to remake America, feeling it had become rotten to the core, and re-establish America as a world where people fight for their own reasons, rather than that of the government. Raiden then deduced that he was not merely a "greedy politician" as he initially thought, but completely insane due to his reference to culling the weak and having the strong be free. Although Raiden attempted to defeat Armstrong, he ultimately proved to be too powerful, with Armstrong revealing his nanomachines to be the cause of his nigh invulnerability.

Armstrong then proceeded to savagely beat Raiden to a pulp with his enhanced strength, with his blows being powerful enough to heavily damage and even destroy EXCELSUS's ruined frame. However, Blade Wolf saved him by bringing to him Samuel Rodrigues' sword. After words are exchanged between Blade Wolf and Armstrong, Armstrong kicked Blade Wolf away, although not before Blade Wolf threw the sword to Raiden. Raiden then proceeded to fight a grueling battle against Armstrong, which eventually culminated in Armstrong slamming Raiden down onto the ground hard enough to knock Raiden's sword away, and then grab Raiden by the neck and lift him up. Raiden then broke free via a reverse roundhouse kick and retrieved the Murasama. Armstrong then tried to land a right punch on Raiden, only for Raiden to successfully parry the blow away, also injuring his right hand in the process. Undeterred, Armstrong then tries to use a left jab on Raiden, only for Raiden to do the same to his left hand. Left with injured arms, Armstrong then attempted to charge Raiden, only for Raiden to slice his chest and then stab him in the abdomen. The stabbing temporarily deterred him, but Armstrong then let out a feral roar and grappled with Raiden. Raiden eventually overpowered the grapple and headbutted him in the head, stunning Armstrong and causing Raiden to remove the sword from Armstrong's abdomen, and then proceeded to cut up his nanite core before impaling his chest with his arm. Upon being defeated, Armstrong talks to Raiden for a bit, and declares Raiden his successor. Raiden then finishes the former senator off by ripping out his nanomachine-laced pale heart and crushing it with his hand. As he died, Armstrong nonetheless accepted his defeat and declared Raiden his successor, stating that they are kindred spirits in the sense that Raiden fights for what he believes in, no matter what. Armstrong's death caused World Marshal's funding to be crippled. But despite this, World Marshal itself still continued to exist, and his plan of re-orchestrating a new War on Terror managed to succeed. Raiden also started to slightly agree with Armstrong's claims about people fighting wars they don't believe in, and then decided to defect and go fight his own battles in his own ways, regardless of if anybody agrees with his methods or not.


When Nicole was finished, we were really horrified at the actions of Steven Armstrong.

Me: Yikes!

Nico: My God!

General Ross: What Armstrong did, his plans to re-orchestrate a new War on Terror have caused a lot of pain and suffering to so many innocent people.

Lincoln: Despite his actions, General Ross, just like you, he's still someone who's served our country in the navy. But, it still doesn't excuse his actions or crimes, and he still needs to be stopped. But, he's not going to get The Black Gates, he's going into The Book of Vile Darkness.

Alexa Cǎihóng: (Chinese Accent) That's a good idea, Lincoln, and I'm also going to transform.

Nico: Awesome.

Nicole: You said it, Nico. But, be careful, you guys: Armstrong's pretty strong thanks to his days as a college ball player and as a sailor in the United States Navy, and he further enhanced his physical strength when he was infused with nanomachines.

Lincoln: And those nanomachines harden different parts of his skin in response to physical trauma, so physical attacks won't work on him, but energy attacks will.

Me: Smart thinking, big guy.

Nico: You said it, J.D. Alright, guys, let's go, we're going to meet The Goonies, find a super awesome treasure, and bring down the Fratelli crime family.

Me: Don't worry, Dad, I'm going to finish what you started years ago, and put an end to The Fratelli Crime Family's rampage for good.

We nodded and we were off.


We were flying to Astoria.

Black Spider: Goonies is another old favorite.

Nico: Yep. Great movie.

Black Spider: Yep. I've known that movie for years too.

Eli: Awesome.

Nico: Here we are.

We arrived in Astoria, Oregon.

Me: Astoria, Oregon. Awesome place.

Waspinator: Waspinator want to know who members of Goonies are.

Nico: You guys will love them.

Nico told us about them.

Michael "Mikey" Walsh, the asthmatic leader of the Goonies
Brandon "Brand" Walsh, a high-school athlete and Mikey's older brother and minder
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen, a clumsy, gluttonous member of the Goonies and habitual fabulist
Clark "Mouth" Devereaux, a Goonie nicknamed for his cheeky tongue
Richard "Data" Wang, a James Bond fanatic and amateur gadgeteer Goonie
Andrea Theresa "Andy" Carmichael, a high-school cheerleader and Brand's love interest
Stephanie "Stef" Steinbrenner, Andy's best friend.

Waspinator: Ooh Waspinator looking forward to this.

Nico: We all are.

Mr. Touch: I especially want to meet Mouth

Mr. Go: Me too, Mr. Touch.

Nico: Yep.

We went to the house of Mikey Walsh and we saw him and his friends having fun playing outside.

Me: There they are.

They saw us.

Mikey Walsh: Oh wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Andy Carmichael: Wow! What an awesome honor!

Skull Man: It's an honor to meet you guys.

Andy Carmichael: Same to you.

Chunk Cohen: We love all your adventures.

Lana: We're glad.

Me: They are really awesome.

Melter: Don't take this personally. But do your parents ever know what you kids do?

Mikey Walsh: No.

Me: Well you guys are very iconic too. We all think you are great treasure hunters.

Data: Really? Thanks!

Me: You're welcome.

Mikey Walsh: Oh speaking of which look what I found in my attic.

He showed us a map and we looked at it and to our amazement and surprise it was a treasure map!

Nico: Wow!

Nicole gasped when she saw it!

Nicole: Oh wow! I don't believe it! You guys this is not just any ordinary map! This is a map that leads to the most amazing treasure ever! It's a treasure that is worth as much money as our entire estate!

Me: How big a treasure are we talking?

Nicole: Much bigger than anything we've ever found! This is a treasure that is so incredibly valuable that words can't describe it. Legends say that this one has more gold, diamonds, jewels and all that than anything that is in our vault.

Eli: Wow! That is amazing!

Nicole: This is a map to the legendary Global Treasure. I've been trying to find this amazing and elusive treasure ever since I was a little girl.

Nico: Wow!

Laney: That is incredible!

Mikey Walsh: Wow! I've never heard about this treasure!

Nico: Me neither.

Nicole: It's a treasure that has been around ever since the dawn of civilization. Ever since 7,000 BC.

Nico: WOW! We're talking 9,000 years worth of history here!

Nico: Yep.

Mikey Walsh: That is so awesome!

Andy Carmichael: Wow!

Blackarachnia: Giovanni Belzoni would be proud.

Nico: He should would Blackarachnia. It's hard to imagine that we're going after the largest treasure in all of history!

Lily: This is gonna be awesome.

Laney: Has anyone ever tried to find it?

Nicole: No its so elusive that no one has ever even come close to finding it.

Mouth: Meanwhile, Mama Fratelli's probably struggling to keep making money for her family by having sex with strangers.

Titanium Toenail: Nicole might beat you up for saying that. But you're probably right.

Nicole: I'm not going to beat up a kid. But you do have a point.

Me: But that's also the reason why we're here guys. To meet you and also bring down your arch-nemesis Mama Fratelli and her gang. They escaped from prison back in 1985 and I'm trying to bring them in.

Andy Carmichael: Oh man!

Stef: We'll gladly help you guys out in stopping her.

Eli: We greatly appreciate it.

Mikey Walsh: You guys can gladly help us. But where we're going? It's going to take a while before you guys can do an entrance.

Thetis: I believe you there.

Nicole: I actually know where this map is leading to. It's leading to there.

We saw Nicole point to an abandoned lighthouse that looked totally run down and in total disrepair.

Laney: Whoa! That lighthouse looks creepy.

Nicole: Well that's where we're heading. Mikey you and your friends gather some gear. This is gonna be the biggest treasure hunt ever.

Daring Do: And it will give me a lot of awesome inspiration for my next book.

Mikey Walsh: You got it! Lets go!

They went to get some gear and later came back.

Nicole: All right we're ready!

Nico: Lets go get us a huge treasure.

Grundy: Grundy hungry.

Data: Hmm. I suggest we pack some food for the trip.

Nico: Don't worry we came prepared.

Nico made a tree with our favorite foods and we picked them and got them packed.

Nico: All right are we ready?

We nodded.

Nicole: Lets go!

We went to the lighthouse.

Fellbat: J.D.'s dad actually has history with the Fratellis.

Me: It's true. Long ago before any of you were born, my father busted them. They were the most ruthless crime family in all of the west coast. But they all died out after he caught them back 37 years ago. But Mama Fratelli and her sons are the only known survivors of the Fratelli family still out there. And we need to make sure they all are brought to justice forever.

Stef: I can't believe that you have a terrible history with them.

Me: My dads enemies are now my enemies. My dad is retired now.

Nico: Yep.

Johnny 13: The three of them aren't worth killing.

Nico: Nope.

Nicole: Here we are.

We got to the lighthouse.

Nicole: The Columbus Lighthouse. It was shut down because of the Columbus Day Storm of 1962.

Nico: Wow! Looks like no one has been in here for years.

Lola: Yeah.

Nicole: Lets head in.

Shaggy: (Fearful) Like g-g-g-g-g-go in there!? (Whimpers) Like not on your life! NO WAY!

Scooby Doo: No way!

Nico: Come on guys! You can't get scared now.

Shaggy: UH UH! NO WAY!

Scooby Doo: And you can't make us!

Erica Haddock: Oh yes we can!

She picked them up and they were clucking like chickens.

Shaggy: (Whimpers) Like she made us Scoob!

We went in and it was a creepy place.

Lusamine: Let's keep an eye out.

Nico: Right.

Nicole: According to the map there is a clue. "Search for the Lost Tale of The Illuminati."

Nico: Hmm.

Eli: Hmm. It must be a book name!

Me: Then lets head for the Library here.

We went into the Lighthouse Library.

Me: Wow look at these books.

Twilight Sparkle: Ancient and amazing!

Mikey Walsh: Yeah.

Stef: So awesome.

Dumbbelltron: Anything else here?

Nicole: Lets see.

Eli: Hmm.

He was looking at the books and then he saw one.

Eli: Lost Tale of The Illuminati.

Eli pulled it and then there was a click and then a secret door opened!

Nico: Whoa!

We looked down and saw that it lead into a huge cave.

Nicole: That's it! Good work Eli.

Eli: Aw it was nothing.

Nicole: Here we go guys.

We went down into the cave.

Magmon: I'll use my fire to make sure there's light.

Nico: Okay.

We went down into the cave as he lit the whole place.

Nicole: Wow looks like this cave has been here for 9,000 years.

Nico: Yeah.

We went deeper and deeper and deeper into the cave and then we came across an ancient burial ground! There were tons of skeletons as well as ancient warriors from all over the centuries. There were Vikings, Roman Soldiers, Crusaders, Greek Soldiers, soldiers from eras all over the world and more!

We gasped!

Me: Whoa!

Lucy Loud: Wicked.

Me: Looks like these guys were trying to find the treasure too and didn't have any success at all.

Nico: Yeah. And they were here for thousands of years.

Lola: No kidding.

Nicole: This treasure is one of the most treacherous to find.

Bronze Kneecap: I hear voices not ours.

Me: It might be Mama Fratelli.

Nico: Lets find the treasure first.

Nicole: Right.

We continued on and found a hidden tomb.

Nicole: This is it. We just need to open it.

Nicole then looked around the wall and then pressed a button and there was a rumble and then it opened and there was a bright golden light and in it was THE TREASURE! IT WAS HUGE! WE SAW THAT IT WAS FULL OF GOLD, JEWELS, DIAMONDS, AND MORE!

We gasped in shock and amazement!

Nicole: The treasure!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: THIS IS AMAZING!

Nicole: At long last we found it!

Tyzonn: It didn't take long to build up to our entrance.

Mikey Walsh: No it sure didn't!

Nicole: Wow! The people of the world all thought it wasn't real.

Nico: Lets round up the treasure and get it in a scroll.

Nico pulled out a huge scroll and Eli used the Force and we put it in the scroll. Every single gold piece and jewel was in it.

Nico: Great. Now we can get ready.

We heard the voices getting closer.

Nico: Here they come.

We got to hiding.

We were hidden and then 3 figures came in and it was Mama Fratelli and her 2 sons.

Mama Fratelli: NO! The treasure is gone! Someone will die for this!

But then the spirits of the Metals of History appeared and swirled around them and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above them.

Zocks: (Singing) Yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy-hoy! Hey! I am a World Pirate. In pursuit of treasure, I go from sea to sea! I am a pirate. In pursuit of freedom, I travel from world to world! I'll get my hands on it no matter what! And then I'll get a feeling that's two good! Yo-ho-hoy!

The area changed into the planet Glaren as a Phoenix Cry was heard and we came out.

Nico: Hello Fratelli Family.

Me: You and I have some unfinished business to do.

Mama Fratelli: WHERE IS OUR TREASURE!?

Brass Knuckles: We got to the treasure first!

Me: And you are not getting it!

Mama Fratelli: Wait. You look like that wretch that threw me in prison!

Me: That's right. You know my father and I'm his son J.D.!

Then her sons roared and I kicked them both in their faces with a powerful double drop kick and smashed them into the ground!

Nico: Take that!

Eli: Yeah!

Then Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, MetalSeadramon, Harpymon, SkullMeramon, Thundermon and BlackWarGreymon appeared.

Nico: Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, MetalSeadramon, Harpymon, SkullMeramon, Thundermon and BlackWarGreymon.

Me: All Digimon this time!

Eli: Wow.

MetalSeadramon: That's right!

Mama Fratelli: You guys came and help us?

Grumblemon: Don't hold your breath sister!

Ranamon: Yeah sugah we're not here for you. We're here for our fun.

Harpymon: Yeah!

Duskmon: FYI, Eyecons and Ridewatches will be used from here on in.

Arbormon: And we mean in the battles.

Me: Awesome! I've been wanting to try that one out.

Grumblemon: Of course, you guys can use other Legend items too.

Nico: Sweet!

Ranamon: (to Nico) Heard you went to Super Hero High.

Nico: We sure did.

Mercurymon: How was it?

Nico: It was really awesome!

Me: We got to meet the students there as well as take down 6 supervillains.

Ranamon: And they will make great additions to the group y'all.

Hades Beast Spector then appeared.

Princess Luna: So you have come to challenge the Mystic Force Rangers?

Spector: That's right.

Princess Luna: Neat!

Spector: Consider this your first usual battle.

Nico: Looking forward to this one!

We got the battles underway!


Jeri Katou, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon - Nico's Rescue in the world of DC Super Girls


Duskmon was first.

Duskmon: (to Jeri) Nico's Rescue was in the world of DC Super Girls. Who did he meet there?

Jeri Katou: They met the versions of Starfire, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Livewire, Killer Frost, Ms. Martian, Hawkgirl, Many great superheroines.

Princess Luna: It was a really amazing school.

Moondust: And located right on the west side of the city. Close to home.

Snowdrop: Yeah that wass really cool too.

Gari: I agree. Now we have 3 Superhero Schools that we know about.

Blackout: That is so cool.

Duskmon: Boy it sure is. I'm amazed there are now 3 of them. Lets do it!

Jeri Katou: Here we go.

She activated her Eyecon.

FRITZ ZWICKY AND DUSKMON!

Duskmon: Wasn't he the scientist that came up with Dark Matter?

Jeri Katou: Yes but that was back in 1933. It was just a theory back then. Now we know that the universe is made of 85% Dark Matter.

Duskmon: Wow! That is amazing!

Moondust: Quantum Science is just incredible!

Jerk activated Duskmon's Ridewatch and got all his powers.

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Earth, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Earth Skylanders, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon - Us facing Another Crimson Phoenix for the Kyurangers and the DC Superhero Girls versions of Catwoman, Livewire, Star Sapphire, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and Giganta


Grumblemon was next.

Grumblemon: (to Earth) Nico and Blake did a good job facing Another Houou Soldier for the Kyurangers. And they fought the DC Superhero Girls versions of Catwoman, Livewire, Star Sapphire, Poison Ivy and Giganta too.

Earth: They sure did and that was so cool! Now you guys have your own versions of them like we have in the Redemption Squad.

Applejack: That is so amazing! Now it feels like we both have our own versions of them.

Apple Bloom: It sure feels like it and that is so amazing.

Thunderbird Apple: I agree there. That is really amazing.

Lightning Fritter: It sure is and Superhero High is really neat. Amanda Waller is also the Principal there.

Flashwing: That is so awesome and cool.

Grumblemon: I think so too. Lets do it!

Earth: Here is my Eyecon.

She activated it.

ALFRED LOTHAR WEGENER AND GRUMBLEMON!

Grumblemon: Who is Alfred Lothar Wegener?

Earth: He was a geophysicist back at the turn of the 20th Century that discovered how the continental landmasses are moving. Thus giving birth to the conception of Plate Tectonics.

Grumblemon: Wow! That is really cool!

Earth: It sure is!

Grumblemon: I didn't know about that.

She activated Grumblemon's Ridewatch

They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Life Skylanders, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon - Lincoln's rescue and us meeting Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience


Arbormon was next.

Arbormon: (to Kari) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Montana. And that he met Melanie Moondancer, the Champion of Miracles, Lyra Heartstrings III, the Champion of Love, Jackie Snoddgrass, the Champion of Compassion, Kita Schroedinger, the Champion of Creativity, and Abigail Minuette, the Champion of Patience.

Kari Kamiya: It sure was and we took down Simon Phoenix who was not far from your base.

Angewomon: Yes but thank goodness you guys are all right.

Fluttershy: That is a huge relief there.

Tornado Bolt: I agree there too.

Mirage Daffodil: Yeah no kidding. But at least he will never hurt anyone again.

Butterfly Rose: That is for sure.

Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.

Tarantulas: I never liked that guys especially after how he caused so much pain and suffering.

Waspinator: Waspinator most agree.

Arbormon: Me too. Lets do it!

Tarantulas: This is awesome and fun. Tarantulas, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Waspinator: Waspinator looking forward to this. Waspinator, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too!

Kari Kamiya: Here's my Eyecon.

She activated it.

JAN BAPTISTA VAN HELMONT AND ARBORMON!

Arbormon: Who is Jan Baptista Van Helmont?

Kari Kamiya: He wass a 17th Century Belgian Botanist that discovered how Photosynthesis works.

Arbormon: That's really interesting there.

Kari also activated Arbormon's Ridewatch and got his powers. They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and nuts and smashed him down.


Stacy Bolton, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Water Skylanders, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon - Meeting an Outer Entity Azathot gene-slammer


Ranamon was next.

Ranamon: (to Stacy) I heard you guys met an Outer Entity Azathot gene-slammer. What's her name?

Stacy Bolton: You would like her. Her name is Claire Monroe and she is a perfect member and addition for the Goths of Darkness.

Rarity: Indeed she is darlings. We all think she is amazing.

Sweetie Belle: We discovered that she has an amazing power that brings your worst nightmares to life.

FLASHBACK

Claire Monroe: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Claire, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Claire Monroe: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Claire, how did you defend Lincoln from Lori when she was at the worst of her wrath?

Claire Monroe: Now, that's something I've never forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were in the kitchen doing some homework. But, our work was interrupted by Lori, who came in and ordered Lincoln to clean the attic, and she said she's the oldest and he has to do what she says. Lincoln told her no and he was busy with homework. This made Lori so mad, her eyes turned red and she went ballistic and she tried to attack, but I fired a blast of darkness and trapped Lori inside a sphere of darkness, and we went to Mr. and Mrs. Loud and told them of what Lori did. They were mad at Lori and they said that Lincoln's homework was important along with his education. But, she said she didn't care, he's supposed to be their slave and do their chores and be miserable and never happy. I've never heard such cold words coming out of her, and I was that close to giving her The Dark Curse of Azathoth, but Mrs. Loud slapped Lori hard in the face and told her to go to her room and she was grounded for nine months, and Lori went to her room, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud went up to Lincoln and they hugged him and so did I, and he returned it, but then, we felt tears on our chests, and we knew Lori got to him badly.

We had tears in our eyes, and it was awful that Dark Lori made Lori into a cold, heartless bitch.

Me: Now, we really hate Dark Lori even more, what a cold, heartless bitch.

Nico: And now, we're really glad she and the other Dark Louds were given The Black Gates.

Eli: Yeah.

Lincoln: Yeah, and I was glad Claire didn't give her The Dark Curse of Azathoth, otherwise, she would be sent to an insane asylum for the rest of her life.

Nico: Tormented by visions of beings far beyond anyone's comprehension and the stuff of nightmares that comes from the darkest corners of our imagination?! Now, that would be horrific.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Ranamon: Oh my word! That is a terrifying power!

Emerald Shine: Boy it sure is! But that is really amazing that she can do that!

Topaz Flare: Yeah no kidding there!

Gill Grunt: But that is really amazing that she has that kind of power.

Ranamon: I agree there too! Lets do it!

Stacy Bolton: You'll like your Eyecon.

She activated it.

MATTHEW FONTAINE MAURY AND RANAMON!

Ranamon: Who is Matthew Fontaine Maury?

Stacy Bolton: He was a 19th Century Oceanographer that discovered how the oceans currents worked.

Ranamon: That's really interesting y'all.

Stacy Bolton: It sure is.

Stacy activated Ranamon's ridewatch and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed her down.


Davis Motomiya, Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon - Sunset Shimmer's 2nd Ambassador Mission


Mercurymon was next.

Mercurymon: (to Davis) I heard today was Sunset Shimmer's 2nd Ambassador Mission. How was it?

Davis: It was really awesome! They took down the Blargian Snagglebeast and that was amazing.

Pinkie Pie: It sure was! They used the powers of the Ridewatches on him and that was so awesome.

Little Cheese: It sure was! It's amazing they have awesome powers like that.

Featherweight: I agree there too.

Sprocket: Same with me. That is awesome.

Blackarachnia: It sure is cool.

Inferno: We all can agree that all the Ridewatches are most amazing.

Mercurymon: That they are. Lets do it!

Blackarachnia: I have a feeling they will be cool. Blackarachnia, TERRORIZE!

She transformed!

Inferno: This is gonna be a really good battle. Inferno, TERRORIZE!

He transformed too!

Davis: Here's your Eyecon.

He activated it.

CARL RICHARD NYBERG AND MERCURYMON!

Mercurymon: Who is Carl Richard Nyberg?

Davis: He was a 19th Century Swedish inventor that made the blowtorch.

Mercurymon: Wow! So without him we wouldn't be able to do plumbing work or anything that uses a blowtorch.

Davis: No we sure wouldn't.

He activated Mercurymon's Ridewatch and they fired waves of metal, lightning, energy and gears and smashed him down.


Mizore Shirayuki, Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon - Us kicking the Blargian Snagglebeast into dust


SkullMeramon was next.

SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) It's good that Sunset and the others kicked the Blargian Snagglebeast into dust. Too bad it couldn't talk.

Mizore: Yeah that was a good thing. But that beast was ugly.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was. But it deserved to be destroyed.

Phoenix Shimmer: That is for sure there.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was really amazing that everyone faced it.

Sunburn: Yeah it sure was.

SkullMeramon: Glad you had fun on that. Lets do it!

Mizore: Here is your Eyecon.

She activated it.

NADDODD THE VIKING AND SKULLMERAMON!

SkullMeramon: Who was Naddodd The Viking?

Mizore: He was the man that discovered Iceland by accident in 830 A.D. He was blown off course en route to the Faeroe Islands and he accidentally discovered Iceland. Which I think is amazing.

SkullMeramon: That is amazing and cool.

Mizore activated SkullMeramon's Ridewatch and got his powers and they fired waves of blue and red fire and smashed him down.


Nikiya, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Undead Skylanders, Fellbat, and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon - the Ed's Awesome memories


BlackWarGreymon was next.

BlackWarGreymon: (to Nikiya) The Eds made Awesome memories together. Despite them being outcasts.

Nikiya: They sure did have a lot of awesome memories. I liked that giant pancake one. It was funny.

Starlight Glimmer: That sure was cool! Maybe tomorrow on the 4th of July we can try and break a record like that.

Cozy Glow: That would be so awesome to try just as long as everyone doesn't skate in our pan.

Starburst Aurora: Yeah that would not be good.

Fireheart Flame: No it would not!

Hex: Yeah no kidding there!

BlackWarGreymon: Yeah it sure wouldn't but that's a great idea for the 4th of July. Lets do it!

Nikiya: You'll like this one!

She activated BlackWarGreymon's Eyecon.

ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND BLACKWARGREYMON!

BlackWarGreymon: Who was Alexander the Great?

Nikiya: One of the greatest conquerors that ever lived. He was the King of Macedonia back in 4th Century B.C. and was one of the most amazing conquerors of all time.

BlackWarGreymon: Wow! That is really interesting and amazing.

Nikiya: It sure was.

Nikiya activated BlackWarGreymon's Ridewatch and got all his powers and they fired waves of stars, lightning, bones, magic and energy and smashed him down.


Sage, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Storm Rainbow, Air Skylanders, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon - The Ed's Making a ginormous pancake


Thundermon was next.

Thundermon: (to Sage) I didn't know about The Eds Making a ginormous pancake. I hope they included syrup!

Sage: They were trying to set a record for making the worlds biggest ever pancake. But it ended on a sour note when the Ed's poured the pancake batter onto the kids. They were all put into the pancake.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah oops! They beat the living crud out of Eddy because of it!

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding there!

Storm Rainbow: At least it wasn't a Vengeance Express Thrashing.

Whirlwind: Yeah that would not be a good thing.

Thundermon: Boy that sounds like a really huge pancake. We'll try to make sure that doesn't happen with the kids. Lets do it!

Sage: Here's your Eyecon.

He activated it.

UGO CERLETTI AND LUCIO BINI AND THUNDERMON!

Thundermon: Who were Ugo Cerletti and Lucio Bini?

Sage: They were the two people that invented Electroshock Therapy in the fields of Psychiatric Treatment.

Thundermon: Wow! So they invented that for Psychiatric Treatment in the nuthouse.

Sage: Yep.

He activated Thundermon's Ridewatch and they fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and energy and smashed him down.


Noah Carver, Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon - The Goonies are great


MetalSeadramon was next.

MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) The Goonies are great. Even if their parents don't know about what they do.

Noah Carver: They've been iconic since 1985 and that is awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree there and that is so awesome.

Thunder Sparkle: It sure is! They found an awesome pirate treasure too.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah but this one that we found was massively huge! 100,000,000,000,000,000 times larger than that one.

Spyro: That's right and that was so awesome and cool.

MetalSeadramon: And this treasure was the most elusive one of all. Lets do it!

Noah Carver: LEGENDARY KAMEN RIDER MODE! TRIPLE 5 BRIGADE!

He turned into Kamen Rider Kaixa!

Noah activated MetalSeadramon's Eyecon!

JOHN HADLEY AND METALSEADRAMON!

MetalSeadramon: Who is John Hadley?

Noah Carver: He was the inventor of the octant, the tools used in Navigation.

MetalSeadramon: Interesting there.

Noah activated the Ridewatch of MetalSeadramon and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Orion, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon - Mama Fratelli is going to pay for her crimes


Harpymon was next.

Harpymon: (to Orion) Mama Fratelli is going to pay for her crimes. She's evaded the law for way too long.

Orion: Boy she sure has. 37 years she was on the run and was really good at covering her tracks! Now we got her right where we want her!

Princess Celestia: J.D. and his family have been trying to capture the Fratelli family since 1985. Now they can finally finish some unfinished business with them.

Amber Morning: They sure can and put the Fratelli Family away forever!

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding there!

Harpymon: They have eluded justice for far too long. Lets do it!

Orion: LEGENDARY KAMEN RIDER MODE! TRIPLE 5 BRIGADE!

Orion turned into Kamen Rider Psyga!

Orion activated Harpymon's Eyecon!

OTTO LILIENTHAL AND HARPYMON!

Harpymon: Who is Otto Lilienthal?

Orion: He was the inventor of the Hang Glider.

Harpymon: Wow that is cool!

Orion activated the Ridewatch of Harpymon and got her powers and they fired waves of light and wind and smashed her down.


Princess Luna, Sailor Moon and Morpheus VS Hades Beast Spectre.


Hades Beast Spectre was next.

Hades Beast Spectre: The Goonies are all really amazing.

Princess Luna: They sure are. I think they went on awesome adventures.

Sailor Moon: They sure did. Even though their parents didn't believe them they are awesome.

Morpheus: They sure are awesome.

Hades Beast Spectre: Yes they sure are. Lets do it!

Princess Luna: All right we shall!

She activated her Eyecon.

NEIL ARMSTRONG AND HADES BEAST SPECTRE!

Sailor Moon: Neil Armstrong! The first man who landed on the moon!

Princess Luna: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND! MOONLIGHT PHASE BURST!

She fired a massive blast of moonlight and it hit Hades Beast Spectre and smashed him down.


Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., May, Lincoln, Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hades Beast Spectre


Hades Beast Spectre was next for the Power Rangers Battle.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of blasters called the Destroyers of The Fratelli Crime Family, they're a pair of blasters with the anti-Fratelli symbol on them. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and these babies are capable of awesome firepower and damage if a Fratelli crosses them.

Nico teleported b ack with them.

Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Mystic Force Rangers: MYSTIC SPELL SEAL!

They fired a massive wave of elements and energy and the blasts and the blasts all hit him and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH!

Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!

Nico: Hades Beast Specter you have failed this planet!

Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Me: After 37 years we can finally say this to you dirt clods! You're under arrest!

Troy: You guys are finally going to jail!

Nico: Yeah! You have eluded justice for far too long!

I gave the Megaforce Rangers the keys for Kamen Rider Blade!

Me: These are the keys for Kamen Rider Blade. I call them the Swords of Fury Force.

Nico: Ooh! Cool name J.D.

Me: Thanks. It was the first one I could come up with.

Troy: Thanks.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY KAMEN RIDER MODE! SWORDS OF FURY FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kamen Rider Blade team! Troy was Blade, Noah was Garren, Gia was Chalice, Jake was Leangle, Emma was Glaive and Orion was Larc!

Nico: Awesome!

Orion: Wow! This is amazing!

Lola: Yeah it sure is!

Laney: Yeah!

Nico: Now for the final touch!

We pulled out our Zenkai and Kamen Rider Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!

We summoned the GoGoFive, Dekaranger and Patrangers and we summoned the Drive, Zero-One, Zi-O, W, OOO and Kabuto Kamen Riders!

Nico: Yeah! Lets get them!

Crag: Come on guys!

Ripping Friends, Lincoln, May, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

We went at them and smashed and pulverized the Fratelli family all over the place and really let them have it! We pulverized and smashed them all over the place with incredible power and force.

Ironbison, 2012 Leatherhead, Lightspeed and Ibara used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ironbison's Bison Cannon, Lightspeed's Photon Rifle and Leatherhead and Ibara's powers 100-fold.

G1 Ironbison and 2012 Leatherhead: BISON CROCODILE CANNON!

G1 Lightspeed and Ibara: VINE PHOTON BARRAGE!

Light Bakugan Brawlers and Brass Knuckles: LIGHT KNUCKLES PUNCH!

Jenny Wakeman and Titanium Toenail: TITANIUM BLADE MISSILE SHOT!

Ice Masters and Bronze Kneecap: BRONZE ICE STORM!

Toa of Water and Dumbbelltron: WATER DUMBBELL BOMBS!

Huntik Phoenix Angel and Springfield Mafia: PHOENIX MAFIA BLAST!

Phoenix Master of Love and Touch & Go: PHOENIX CYBORG BURST!

Supernoob Couple and Johnny 13: THIRTEEN FURY BLAST!

Hulks and Melter: STRONG MELT BLAST!

Ruby Rose and Grundy: UNDEAD RUBY FORCE!

Loud Couple and Black Spider: LOUD SPIDER MEGABLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOWS OF LOYALTY ULTRA BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Bonnie Reggington, Daring Do, Rainbow Dash, Mikey Walsh, me, Nicole and Eli: JUSTICE OF TREASURE FURY!

We fired a massive blast of rainbow energy.

Lincoln: TREASURE HUNTER ELEMENT STYLE: GIOVANNI BELZONI!

Shahra the Genie: TREASURE HUNTER MAGIC STYLE: HEINRICH SCHLIEMANN!

Merlina the Wizard: TREASURE HUNTER MAGIC STYLE: MEL FISHER!

Entrapta: TREASURE HUNTER LIGHTNING STYLE: ROBERT F. MARX!

Perfuma: TREASURE HUNTER NATURE STYLE: JOHN CHATTERTON!

Frosta: TREASURE HUNTER ICE STYLE: JOHN MATTERA!

Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) TREASURE HUNTER DARK STYLE: PHILIP MASTERS!

Bayonetta: (British Accent) TREASURE HUNTER DARK STYLE: BRENT BRISBEN!

Colette Brunel: TREASURE HUNTER LIGHT STYLE: E. LEE SPENCE!

R. Mika: TREASURE HUNTER LIGHT STYLE: ROBERT MACKINNON!

Kyoko: TREASURE HUNTER LIGHTNING STYLE: BILBO BAGGINS!

Misako: TREASURE HUNTER LAVA STYLE: SCROOGE MCDUCK!

Juri Han: TREASURE HUNTER DARK STYLE: ROUGE THE BAT!

Nezuko: TREASURE HUNTER BLOOD STYLE: INDIANA JONES!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into the greatest treasure hunters of all time.

Lincoln and his harem: TREASURE HUNTER FINAL SMASH: TREASURE AVALANCHE!

They fired a massive avalanche of treasure and it hit the Fratelli family and smashed them down! We tied them up and slapped the cuffs on them!

Me: You guys are going to the stoney lonesome forever!

?: Most impressive work putting down the Fratelli family.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

General Ross: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Steven Armstrong.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Steven Armstrong, the main antagonist of the 2013 video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

Me: So, that's Steven Armstrong.

Nicole: That's right, J.D., the very one responsible for what he's done in his world long ago.

Steven Armstrong: I'm surprised you all knew who I am, but then again, I'm not surprised from your intel, Nicole Knudson.

Alexa Cǎihóng: (Chinese Accent) And we know of what you've done in the past, Armstrong, and you still need to be stopped once and for all.

Suddenly, Alexa Cǎihóng's pink-yellow eyes turned neon pink-yellow, and she was surrounded by a rainbow and black energy aura, rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons, she unholstered her Malefic Rainbow Dragon-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Steven Armstrong, she left rainbow and black energy, rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons with every step.

Alexa Cǎihóng: (Chinese Accent) Steven Armstrong, I can understand why you've done all of those things in the past in your world, but your actions had led to innocent lives being lost, and I have to put a stop to you once and for all.

Suddenly, Alexa Cǎihóng was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow and black energy with rainbow lights and darkness surrounding it, there's Malefic Rainbow Dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Alexa Cǎihóng emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Alexa Cǎihóng grew from 6'0" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing red hair, she has neon pink-yellow eyes and a rainbow and black energy aura with rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons surrounding her, she has The Malefic Rainbow Dragon and with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Malefic Rainbow Dragon earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Malefic Rainbow Dragon with red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts. Alexa Cǎihóng has on a black short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless orange dress top, yellow skirt with orange flowers on it, green pants with flowers on it, purple legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless black trenchcoat with rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is The Malefic Rainbow Dragon with rainbow lights and darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Alexa Cǎihóng felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large black feathers have rainbow tips on the feathers. Alexa Cǎihóng has on a Ring of The Phoenix with gold gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Alexa Cǎihóng's massive Malefic Rainbow Dragon-themed sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow and black energy, rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Malefic Rainbow Dragon's Dark Greatsword of Dark Rainbow Sins, it's a brand-new greatsword with the Malefic Rainbow Dragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, The Malefic Rainbow Dragon's wings for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four Malefic Rainbow Dragon's heads with red gems in its mouths and a large rainbow gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Malefic Rainbow Dragon's head with red gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There are rainbow Chinese characters below The Malefic Rainbow Dragon that said, "Alexa Cǎihóng, Gene-Slammer of The Malefic Rainbow Dragon, Passionate Meteorologist and Talented Artist, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Rainbow Lights, Darkness, Dragons, and Dark Sins"

Alexa Cǎihóng,凶星彩虹龙的基因抨击者,热情的气象学家和才华横溢的艺术家,爱心守护天使和林肯未来的妻子 大声,蔑视恶霸,邪恶的杀手,疯狂,凶残,无情和虐待狂的混蛋,惊人而强大的学生神奇而强大的老师,以及彩虹之光、黑暗、龙和黑暗罪恶的大师

Alexa Cǎihóng has transformed into a SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS SINS MALEFIC RAINBOW DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DARK SINS JUSTICE AND BLACK RAINBOW LOVE!

We were amazed by Alexa Cǎihóng's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Steven Armstrong saw it, he let the nanomachines in his body do the work and he bulked up and his buttoned-up shirt ripped to shreds and he was about to attack, but Alexa Cǎihóng fired a powerful rainbow and black energy blast with rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons, and it hit Armstrong's nanite core, and it hit him hard.

Nico: Wow, Alexa Cǎihóng has transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, awesome.

Me: And that energy blast she fired hit the nanite core on Armstrong's chest, awesome.

Lincoln: Wow, Alexa, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Alexa Cǎihóng: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Malefic Rainbow Dragon and Dark Sin Love) (Chinese Accent) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put a stop to Armstrong once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Alexa.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Alexa Cǎihóng.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Sorry, Armstrong, but you need to be stopped once and for all.

Alexa Cǎihóng and Lincoln went after Steven Armstrong, who tried to punch them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, gold energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Angels at Steven Armstrong, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they fired energy swords at Steven Armstrong's nanite core on his chest, and they pierced him and they hurt him badly. Then, they fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at Armstrong's nanite core on his chest, and it exploded with incredible power, killing him. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Alexa Cǎihóng did as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Alexa Cǎihóng's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Then, Steven Armstrong's spirit appeared.

Lincoln: Enjoy your new home, Armstrong. ALDURON ELENTHRANAL VOLSON LIRUS NOR!

Lincoln chanted the incantation and fired a purple energy blast which hits Steven Armstrong's spirit and it banished him to Nicole's Book of Vile Darkness, where he'll remain.

Alexa Cǎihóng: (Chinese Accent) That was one dangerous fight, but we triumphed. Thanks for helping me take down Steven Armstrong, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Alexa.

Suddenly, Alexa Cǎihóng wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Alexa Cǎihóng's face, they kissed passionately as Alexa Cǎihóng's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and the Malefic Rainbow Dragon flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and dark flames raging behind them and we all cheered wildly.

Me: I'm glad Armstrong has been stopped, but despite his many crimes, he still fought for our country long ago, and I was glad Lincoln chose to seal him into The Book of Vile Darkness.

Nico: Same here.

Lincoln: Hopefully, it'll give him time to reflect on his actions, guys.

Me: You said it, big guy. Now, to send you creeps back to jail where you will stay there until the day you all die.

Mrs. Fratelli: You'll pay for this, J.D. Knudson!

Francis Fratelli: We'll break out again, and we'll kill you, your stupid family, and everyone you ever loved!

Jake Fratelli: You'll pay for ruining our family.

Lincoln then fired three black symbiote webs and shut the Fratelli family up.

Nico: Thanks for the assist, big guy. Now, we won't have to hear their big mouths when they're carted off to prison.

Me: And I finished what my dad failed to do years ago: I brought down the Fratelli crime family, and they're never getting out of prison ever again.

Sumner: I'm proud of what you did, son. Now, we're finally rid of the Fratelli family for good, and they're looking at spending the rest of their lives in prison for the rest of their lives, I spent decades chasing after them after they escaped from prison in 1985, and they've evaded us for too long.

Me: Now, they're finally done and their crime family is hereby put down for good.

We beamed them to the Uranus Prison.

SkullMeramon: And with that, the Fratelli's are finally behind bars.

Me: After 37 years on the run.

BlackWarGreymon: The only reason they're not dead is because they're not as vile as Joker and Luthor.

Nico: That's for sure.

Sunset: I just wish Ratchet and Clank could've seen it.

Thundermon: You can tell them when you see them next time.

Me: Good idea.

Claire Monroe: I'm going to love it here with you guys.

Bonnie Reggington: Me too.

The champions of harmony nodded too.

MetalSeadramon: You girls won't regret it.

Harpymon: (to the Eds) When we get home, maybe you guys can tell us more about your Edventures.

Ed: We would like that.

Eddy: Yeah that would be cool!

Edd: It sure would be awesome.

Me: We got a treasure to share with the world though.

Nico: We sure do. But great job today everyone. And Mikey you and your friends all did great too.

Mikey Walsh: Thanks Nico.

Nico: You're welcome.

Mikey Walsh: (To the viewers) If you go on an awesome treasure hunt, make sure you are always prepared and be ready for anything that villains throw at you.

Nico: Ain't that the truth.

We went back home and then put the treasure in the museums of the world and more. We even kept some of the gold too. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. Mama Fratelli and her family were found guilty of numerous crimes and was sentenced to eternity in prison without the possibility of parole and theyw ere ordered to pay $923,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333.00 in restitution to the world. One thing is for sure, they will never get out of prison alive.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

The Goonies was a great movie back in 1985. I wasn't born back when it came out but it was still cool. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, Casey Rhodes, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading out to the desert to rescue Billy and Mandy's class from being stuck in the desert. Their bus blew a tire. And we're going to help them out and also we're going to inadvertently discover a secret Cold War underground laboratory that was used to make Superchickens! And it'll be up to us to stop them! We're also going to meet a Panuncian Gene-slammer named Selene Jomannovich. Selene is one of Nico's friends from Poland and she is a very skilled and powerful master of the ninjutsu and arts done by Naruto and his friends. She knows a massive plethora of techniques. And she also went to Nico's cooking classes and made even THE CURRY OF LIFE! She is a great chef too and she even knows how to make the hottest ever curry. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Transylvania, Romania, and they're not only going to meet Loreena McKnight - Champion of Sorcery, Nefertiti Somnambula - Champion of Hope, Merida McLogan - Champion of Determination, Yumi Yamaguchi - Champion of Beauty, Emily Gordan - Champion of Courage, Danielle Meadowbrook - Champion of Healing, Wendy the Great - Champion of Virtue, Adagio Nicholette - Champion of Justice, Aria Remmington - Champion of Courtesy, Sonata Rexxington - Champion of Selflessness, Juniper Celestia - Champion of the Sun, Rebecca Yuminorika - Champion of the Night, Gaea Noreninko - Champion of Trust, and Lauren Cunningham - Champion of Grace, but we're also going to meet Hrimhari and Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night, the werewolf hero from the Marvel Comics and destroy Aelfric the Mad Monk. And they're going to meet a Firewall Dragon Darkfluid Gene-Slammer named Sombra Faiadoragon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan who's a technopath and she's very awesome with making and building machines and everything, and knows so much about building and computers. She also took on Lisa who was at the worst of her heartless wrath, and she has a horrible revelation about Lisa that could've ended with her being forever dubbed an enemy of the state and the scientific community, and it could've landed her in federal prison forever. Get ready to celebrate the 4th of July as we go have the best and most awesome barbecue ever and watch the fireworks on an awesome way to celebrate 246 years of freedom. We're going to have a blast.

SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!