HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 2022 EVERYONE!


Flying over the desert in Arizona was Nico, Casey Rhodes, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we got a call from Mandy saying that the bus they were in got a flat tire and they were stranded out in the middle of nowhere and in the heat.

Nico: Boy what a rotten spot to get a flat tire.

Me: Yeah and in the middle of the desert too.

Fu: The last place on Earth I would want to have to have a flat tire is here in the desert.

Himiko: No kidding there! And it was on a field trip to the Science Museum too.

Eli: Of all the rotten luck.

Kaoruko: Yeah. I hope Billy and his friends are all okay.

Nico: Yeah they will be.

Casey Rhodes: I hope so.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Casey.

Casey Rhodes: Anytime Nico. It's gonna be so awesome going with you on a rescue.

Nico: It sure is.

Eli: And the animal spirits we all got from the Rinshi we took down were really amazing.

Me: They sure were.

Nico: Casey, Dai Shi's true form was probably a challenge to take down.

Casey Rhodes: Oh he really was! He was terrifying!

Me: He looked like a 7-headed version of King Ghidorah.

Carol Pusateri: Yeah that was amazing! But not even a monster like Dai Shi is no match for Godzilla's most formidable adversary.

Eli: That's for sure!

Himiko: Yeah!

Camie: By the way how does Isabelle know so much about the animal spirits J.D.?

Me: She's our chief shaman and has the power to determine which animal spirits are perfect for everyone.

Casey Rhodes: It's true. And her power is absolutely incredible.

Toru: Wow! That is so amazing. How did she get a power like that?

Me: It was because of a deadly bacterial infection she got in her back. She was diagnosed with Gangrenous Necrotizing Osteomyelitis.

Nico: It was a deadly bacterial infection that was destroying her entire spinal column. The doctors had no choice but to replace her entire spine with an artificial spine of cybernetic components.

Me: Yeah we saw a picture of it and it was wicked. She has a really ugly scar that goes from her lower back up to the bottom of her head.

Himiko: Ooh ouch!

Tsuyu: That must've hurt!

Nico: It did. But as she was recovering she had this vision where she saw the spirits of all animals and she got the amazing power to see them and understand their meanings. She can identify which ones are perfect for everyone.

Me: That's why she is our chief shaman.

Toru: That is amazing!

Nico: I like it when she assigns Animal Spirits to us.

Me: Me too.

I showed my Wolf Ring.

Me: It's how I got my animal Spirit for the Wolf.

Nico: And mine is for the Silverback Gorilla.

May: I like mine for the Water Dragon.

Himiko: Wow! That is so awesome.

Eli: It sure is. And the neat part is that we got Wild Zord Crystals for our Spirit Animals.

Nico: That's true.

Lola: I think that is so awesome.

Lincoln: Yep. I like mine for the Buffalo.

Nico: We all have awesome spirits.

Casey Rhodes: And the tiger is a cool one too.

Lola: Yep. And Casey that is so awesome that you taught some of your fellow rangers your fighting styles.

Casey Rhodes: Thanks Lola. It was an honor to pass down what I know to fellow rangers.

We saw the bus and the kids were all digging for fossils in the middle of the desert.

Nico: There's the bus.

We flew down.

Nico: Hey are you guys okay?

Irwin: We are thanks to you guys coming.

Maria: Are you guys all thirsty?

Pudn: Boy we sure are.

We saw Sperg eating Pudn's arms and legs.

Me: Sperg!

I went up to him and pulled out a spray bottle and sprayed him with vinegar!

Me: Drop them now!

He spat them out!

Me: All of him!

He spat out his foot! GROSS!

I reattached his limbs.

Me: (To the viewers) Crazy way to put people back together huh?

Maria: Do any of you have heat stroke?

Mandy: We're just really sweaty but we could use some water.

Maria gave them all plenty of water.

Eli: Wait I sense a disturbance over to the northwest.

Nico: We better check it out.

Mandy: I'm in. Lets go exploring.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) I'm with you sister.

Billy: Yeah!

Me: Good thing Mindy isn't here to ruin all your fun.

Irwin: Yo.

Me: In the mean time.

I made a food tree for everyone.

Me: We'll be right back everyone. You all eat to your hearts content.

Sperg: Thanks guys.

We went and followed Eli.

Billy trying to get on top of another pile of rocks while he's breathing for air since the sun is hot.

Billy: I'm so thirsty...!

Grim: Go suck a cactus.

Billy found one and sucked on it and he got prickles on and in him! OUCH!

We then later found a strange footprint in the ground.

Maria: We're not alone here.

Mandy: What do you think made them?

Grim: I don't think I want to know.

Me: Hmm. Looks like a bird footprint.

Nico pulled out a measuring tape and measured it.

Nico: No bird alive today could make a footprint this big.

We walked up the hill and Billy jumped on the rocks like a goat.

Billy: Look! I'm a Billy goat! (BLEETS)

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Grim: If only he had the brain of a Billygoat.

Me: Yeah.

Casey Rhodes: Oh well.

Then we got to an Abandoned Mine.

Billy: COOL! (Echoes) There's someone down there and he sounds like me!

Me: That's your echo you pumpkinface!

Grim: He makes me feel so very intelligent.

Casey Rhodes: Anyone here?

Me: I don't see anyone.

Then we heard a creature hiss loudly!

Me: What the?

Nico: What the hell was that!?

Eli: I don't see anything!

Then we heard rocks crumble and then a teal blue feather fell and I picked it up.

Me: Wow. No creature can make a feather this big.

Fluttershy: I'm getting scared here. I hope that's not a Cockatrice feather.

Nico: I don't think so.

Mandy: I think we should go. Now.

Me: Right.

Billy: I gots to go now my friends are leaving! (Echo repeats it) Hey! His friends are leaving too!

He was about to leave when suddenly a huge foot grabbed him and pulled him far into the mine!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Billy!

Mandy: We got to go get him.

Nico: Better transform just in case, Casey.

Casey agreed.

Casey Rhodes: Jungle Beast, Spirit Unleashed!

He transformed!

Casey Rhodes: WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE TIGER! JUNGLE FURY RED RANGER!

He was ready!

We went into the mine.

Nico: Stay close.

Nico had his flashlight on and then we saw A REALLY HUGE CHICKEN! It was clucking and pecking at Billy! It was a ten foot tall chicken!

Me: Look at the size of that chicken!

Nico: It's huge!

Grim: That is one big chicken!

Irwin: Yo!

The chicken roared and carried Billy away.

Nico: Lets go!

We went after it and came to a big metal door with a hole in it.

Nico: Wonder where this leads.

Me: Only one way to find out.

We crawled through the hole and we were in a big room.

Grim: Where are we?

Mandy flicked the lights and then we saw that we were in some kind of laboratory.

Nico: What is this place?

Eli: Looks like some kind of laboratory.

Grim looked into a tank and then an ugly chicken in it screeched at him and he screamed.

Me: Whoa!

Aylene C.: This is not right!

Mandy: Yeah. Those are some ugly chickens.

Me: Weird too. Like they're from another planet.

Nico: And look at that big tank there.

Qin: Looks like something busted out of it.

We saw a huge tank that was smashed open.

Mandy: I guess we know where our giant poultry came from.

Himiko: Wonder what they were doing with all these chickens?

Varie: It must've been for something big.

But then a door opened and a man came. He was a scientist.

Me: Oh hello sir.

Scientist: (Austrian Accent) Hello Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Let me answer that for you. This laboratory was built underneath a dormant volcano and used by ze military to train superchickens during the Cold War.

Me: So that's what this is!

Scientist: Yes. After budget cuts and a few mishaps, I'm the only one left. Now the chickens have escaped. If those chickens get out into the city, (Paranoid) THAT'S IT MAN! GAME OVER! GAME OVER MAN! I MEAN! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW!? (GRABS ME) WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Me: Sir get ahold of yourself!

Nico: What the Hell have you done?!

Me: These guys were really playing with fire that's what!

Mandy: Grim can't you do anything about these chickens?

Grim: Nah these monsters were all made by science. Out of my jurisdiction.

Lisa Loud: This is more my field to be honest.

Mandy: Well then this situation calls for some good old fashioned buttkicking!

Me: Now you're talking!

Maria: Lets go fry some chickens!

Nico: What do we do with the scientist?

Me: We'll have him help us.

Scientist: That's right! It's time to terminate this experiment!

Me: I agree. The Cold War ended 30 years ago.

Nicole: Right! Lets go!

Mandy took Grim's scythe and we followed her.

Grim: Hey! That's mine.

(While Billy is sleeping on the nest, the Baby Chicks pop out for their eggs while Billy looks surprised)

Billy: Awww. You guys are so cute!

(Baby Chicks are angry at Billy)

Billy: Aww! Turns those frowns upside down...

(Baby Chicks starts hissing at Billy and he becomes nervously scared)

UH OH!

Billy: Uhh... did someone wake up on the wrong side of the yolk?

(Baby Chicks start eating up Billy and he starts screaming until Grim, Mandy and the professor busts down the door)

Mandy: Allright you dumb clucks! There's a NEW packing order...

Me: Take your filthy feathers off him you damn dirty chickens!

(Mandy uses Grim's scythe to kill all the Baby Chicks until it shows their skin and they use spider webs to escape)

Billy: (sadly) Aww... we were having fun!

Me: Get ready guys!

Nico: They're coming back!

Grim: And they brought friends!

Billy: Yay!

BONK!

I bashed Billy on the head.

Then HUGE CHICKENS APPEARED! But they weren't alone! On one of them was ANOTHER SHISHI RED! He looked like a scary version of the Red Kyuranger and he had a red scary lion helmet!

Nico: WHOA! Another Ranger on a chicken!

Maria: I knew it was going to be Another Shishi Red.

Nico: Same here!

Me: Lucky and Acrobat would be pissed if they saw this one. COME GET SOME CHICKENS!

I activated The Ovulator's Eyecon!

COLONEL SANDERS AND OVULATOR!

I pointed my butt at them and I fired a huge egg from my butt!

BANG!

I hit the Another Shishi Red in the face and knocked him off! Splattering him with egg goop!

Nico: Nice shot!

Eli: Yeah!

Another Shishi Red clutched its head.

Another Shishi Red: (In a girls voice) HELP ME J.D.!

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and it was a red hair girl and she had red eyes and the symbol of Leo the Lion emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had red clothes.

Me: Maya Leo!

Nico: You know her J.D.?

Me: I sure do. She was my friend that I have known since I was in kindergarten. She knows everything there is to know about animals and all forms of zoology. We went to the zoo together and it was fun. But when we were about to start the 4th Grade, she disappeared and I haven't seen her since. Now I know why! She was kidnapped by Swartz!

Maya Leo: Help me J.D.! I can't control it!

Me: Hold on Maya! KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Nico: (takes out Evil Star's Ridewatch) Time to fight stars with stars!

Maya was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and it had the constellations in it and she turned back into ANOTHER SHISHI RED!

Nico activated Evil Star's Ridewatch and got his powers!

Rarity: This girl needs a lot of help!

Rarity activated Duff's ridewatch and pulled out a golf club and fired a golf ball bomb and Nico fired a star blast and the blasts hit Another Shishi Red and exploded and the Golf Ball hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Casey Rhodes: Call to the Beast inside! Free the Tiger!

He fired an energy blast and it formed into a tiger and smashed her down.

Another Shishi Red got up and then activated the Kyutama for Myotismon!

Me: She has Core Member Kyutamas!

Nico: Whoa!

Another Shishi Red: (Echoing) GRIZZLY WING!

She fired a massive wave of bat familiars!

Nico: Two can play that! (Echoing) GRIZZLY WING!

Nico did the same thing and the bats all hit and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA!

She was knocked down.

Nico: Had enough?

She got up.

Me: Not quite.

Lola: I got this one!

She pulled out Firefly's Ridewatch and activated it and fired a massive blast of fire and then it hit Another Shishi Red and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

She was knocked down and I caught the Kyuranger Ridewatch and Purified it and then we saw the Core Kyutamas on the ground and Nico caught collected them.

Nico: Awesome! Lets get out of here!

Me: Not without Maya!

I went and got her and then we ran fast!

Billy: HERE THEY COME!

The chickens roared as they chased after us.

Scientist: That was amazing!

Me: It was!

Then a chicken stomped and we fell into a huge lava cave! It was filled to the brim with huge eggs!

Grim: Look at all those eggs!

Me: So many of them!

Billy: (Hillbilly talk) And I'm a hungry as a jaybird on a diet on the 4th of July! (Cracks an egg) Look I'm Rocky Balboa! (Eats an egg raw) (SCREAMS) (Tongue Disintegrates into a cinder)

OUCH!

Scientist: Superchicken Eggs have acid yolks.

Nico: NOW you tell us!

Billy: (GETS MAD) I HATE THESE EGGS!

He was smashing them.

?: Let me help you!

Then we saw a Panuncian appear!

Nico: WHOA A Panuncian!

Panuncian: (In a girls voice) (Polish Accent) And it's great to see you again Nico!

Nico: Selene Jomannovich! Awesome!

She slashed a bunch of eggs with her claws and destroyed them.

Nico: Lets get out of here and then we can catch up!

Selene reverted back and was a black hair girl with red eyes and black and red clothes.

We then found an elevator and we went in and closed it.

Mandy pressed a button.

Mandy: Come on you crummy thing! Work!

The elevator was going up and music played.

Then it stopped and a chicken pecked through it and pecked Billy in his ear!

Billy: OW! Why don't you peck on someone your own size!?

CHOMP!

A chicken bit his nose and Billy pulled away.

Me: Mandy get the door!

Mandy did so and I fired an energy blast at a column in the cave and blasted it and I formed a force field around us and then the volcano erupted and then we were sent flying out of a volcano and the chickens were all fried and they rained down!

Kids: YAY! FOOD!

We landed!

Nico: That was a close one!

Casey Rhodes: No kidding!

Selene Jomannovich: It sure was close.

We had enough huge chickens to feed us all for a long time.

Nico: But at least we have enough roasted chickens for our barbecue.

Casey: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Selene Jomannovich: I have a lot of them but my favorite memories is when me and Nico were in Cooking Class and we made a lethal and powerful curry that is 10,000 times more powerful in spice and heat than the Curry of Life that Rock Lee knows.

Fu: You know Lee's Curry?

Nico: Yep Selene is a huge Ninjutsu master and knows all the techniques that the Five Great Nations all has. Including never before seen ones.

Nicole: Wow! We'll have to see some of them in action.

Selene Jomannovich: Yeah. But we made this curry and gave it to a local bully and then he took a bite and he screamed in so much pain that he had fire coming out of his mouth for years. Burned his entire tongue off forever.

Me: WHOA! That must be some powerful stuff.

Fu: Lee would love that kind of curry.

Nico: He sure would.

Eli: Yeah.

Scientist: Team Loud Phoenix Storm thank you for helping me get rid of those chickens.

Me: You're welcome sir. Sorry this all went south.

Scientist: No worries. Now I'm going to do what I now like best. Work in a Chicken Restaurant.

Nico: Awesome. You can work for Lynn's Table. Much better there.

Scientist: Done.

Nico and Selene hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Selene Jomannovich: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: Lets get everyone home. We're going to have quite a story to tell everyone when we get back.

Nico: Good idea.

We went back home and told everyone what went down and more and it was crazy. I gave Maya my serum and cured her and she was much better.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Devon Daniels are heading to Transylvania, Romania, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to meet Loreena McKnight - Champion of Sorcery, Nefertiti Somnambula - Champion of Hope, Merida McLogan - Champion of Determination, Yumi Yamaguchi - Champion of Beauty, Emily Gordan - Champion of Courage, Danielle Meadowbrook - Champion of Healing, Wendy the Great - Champion of Virtue, Adagio Nicholette - Champion of Justice, Aria Remmington - Champion of Courtesy, Sonata Rexxington - Champion of Selflessness, Juniper Celestia - Champion of the Sun, Rebecca Yuminorika - Champion of the Night, Gaea Noreninko - Champion of Trust, and Lauren Cunningham - Champion of Grace, but we're also going to meet Hrimhari and Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night, the werewolf heroes from the Marvel Comics and destroy Aelfric the Mad Monk.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Transylvania, Romania, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to meet Loreena McKnight - Champion of Sorcery, Nefertiti Somnambula - Champion of Hope, Merida McLogan - Champion of Determination, Yumi Yamaguchi - Champion of Beauty, Emily Gordan - Champion of Courage, Danielle Meadowbrook - Champion of Healing, Wendy the Great - Champion of Virtue, Adagio Nicholette - Champion of Justice, Aria Remmington - Champion of Courtesy, Sonata Rexxington - Champion of Selflessness, Juniper Celestia - Champion of the Sun, Rebecca Yuminorika - Champion of the Night, Gaea Noreninko - Champion of Trust, and Lauren Cunningham - Champion of Grace, along with Hrimhari and Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night, the werewolf heroes from the Marvel Comics.

Me: That's right, big guy, and we got word that one of Jack Russel's enemies, Aelfric the Mad Monk, is here, and we're going to destroy him.

Nico: Oh, I've heard about Aelfric the Mad Monk, he was a twelfth century Christian monk, but he'd turned his back on God to devote himself to Satan, and he's also the author of the arcane scrolls that became the Darkhold.

Lincoln: That's right, and when The Catholic Church found out about his crimes, he was condemned to death as a heretic and burned at the stake in 1149. But, his spirit lived on to wreak havoc in the twentieth century. So, we're going to banish him to The Black Gates, because sending him to Hell would be too easy, not for someone like him who created the arcane scrolls that became the Darkhold. And thanks for joining us, Devon.

Devon Daniels: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Me: Hey, since we're going to meet Jack Russel and Hrimhari, we should get into character.

Lincoln: Right.

Lincoln let out a growl as brown fur begin growing on his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with light brown fur growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and wolf muzzle, large brown pointed wolf ears grew on top of his head, his nails grew into claws, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large black wolf heads for the tips sprouted out, and he let out a howl as he transforms into Lincoln the Nocturnal.

And I let out a growl as brown fur begin growing on my abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with light brown fur growing on my massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and wolf muzzle, large brown pointed wolf ears grew on top of my head, my eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and my eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large wolf heads for the tips sprouted out, and I let out a howl as he transforms into J.D. the Nocturnal.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Alright.

Suddenly, we caught something in the air, and we saw two werewolves heading our way, and we knew who those two werewolves are.

Me: (Beastly Voice) Hrimhari.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night.

Hrimhari: How did you...(Realizes who we are) Wait a second, you're J.D. Knudson in the form of J.D. The Nocturnal

Jack Russel: And you're Lincoln Loud in the form of Lincoln The Nocturnal. This means, Team Loud Phoenix Storm's here.

Nico: That's right. And it's a pleasure to meet you both.

Hrimhari: You too, Nico. The Avengers told us all about you and your adventures.

Jack Russel: And we're glad you arrived here, we need your help: Aelfric the Mad Monk's here, and he's causing havoc.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And that's why we're here: to send him to The Black Gates for good.

Jack Russel: And we've heard that all of you are finding the Champions of Harmony to get ready for the upcoming war against The Doomsday 23 and Evil Starlight Glimmer who are going to return from the dead, thanks to a contingency plan created by The Church of Necrom.

Ken Knudson: That's right. Oh, I'm sorry for the interruption, my name is Ken Knudson, J.D.'s descendant, but I have a very dark history.

Ken Knudson told his story and it got to Jack Russel and Hrimhari, who understood his story and why he came here to our world, and he's since become a member of the team. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on his wider and muscular back glowing.

Ken Knudson: Awesome, the Champions of Determination, Beauty, Courage, Healing, Virtue, Justice, Courtesy, Selflessness, the Sun, the Night, Trust, and Grace are here, now all that's left is to take down that evil 12th Century former monk turned Satan-worshipping heretic, Aelfric the Mad Monk.

?: HEELLLLPPPP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, but they've been cornered by Aelfric the Mad Monk and he's going to kill them. Lincoln also saw five girls with long flowing colored hair that matches the hair colors of Star Swirl the Bearded, Somnambula, Rock Hoof, Mistmane, Meadowbrook, Clover the Great, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Swift Hoof, and Vinyl Scratch, with their cutie marks emblazoned on their forehead, the tattoos of The Elements of Harmony on their right arms, and they're dressed in clothes that match the colors of Star Swirl the Bearded, Somnambula, Rock Hoof, Mistmane, Meadowbrook, Clover the Great, Adagio, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Swift Hoof, and Vinyl Scratch, and they're defending the five girls from Aelfric the Mad Monk.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, but they've been cornered by Aelfric the Mad Monk and he's going to kill them. I also saw five girls with long flowing colored hair that matches the hair colors of Star Swirl the Bearded, Somnambula, Rock Hoof, Mistmane, Meadowbrook, Clover the Great, Adagio, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Swift Hoof, and Vinyl Scratch, with their cutie marks emblazoned on their forehead, the tattoos of The Elements of Harmony on their right arms, and they're dressed in clothes that match the colors of Star Swirl the Bearded, Somnambula, Rock Hoof, Mistmane, Meadowbrook, Clover the Great, Adagio, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Swift Hoof, and Vinyl Scratch, and they're defending the five girls from that mad monk.

Ken Knudson: Loreena McKnight - Champion of Sorcery, Nefertiti Somnambula - Champion of Hope, Merida McLogan - Champion of Determination, Yumi Yamaguchi - Champion of Beauty, Emily Gordan - Champion of Courage, Danielle Meadowbrook - Champion of Healing, Wendy the Great - Champion of Virtue, Adagio Nicholette - Champion of Justice, Aria Remmington - Champion of Courtesy, Sonata Rexxington - Champion of Selflessness, Juniper Celestia - Champion of the Sun, Rebecca Yuminorika - Champion of the Night, Gaea Noreninko - Champion of Trust, and Lauren Cunningham - Champion of Grace. We got to get over there.

?: And send the mad monk straight to eternal damnation for what he did centuries ago for turning his back on God.

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Firewall Dragon Darkfluid, appear before us.

Nico: Wow, that's Firewall Dragon Darkfluid, awesome.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Sombra Faiadoragon, but we'll talk later, we've got a 12th century mad Satan-worshipping monk to destroy.

We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Aelfric the Mad Monk and it allowed the five girls to get to safety, and Loreena McKnight, Somnambula Nefertiti, Merida McLogan, Yumi Yamaguchi, Emily Gordan, Danielle Meadowbrook, Wendy the Great, Adagio Nicholette, Aria Remmington, Sonata Rexxington, Juniper Celestia, Rebecca Yuminorika, Gaea Noreninko, and Lauren Cunningham joined us. When Aelfric the Mad Monk saw us, he was enraged.

Aelfric the Mad Monk: How dare you fools interfere! Those five girls were about to be sacrificed to my lord and master, Satan!

Me: (Beastly Voice) Your master's paid the price for the multitude of crimes he's committed over the eons, and you're looking at his killers.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And now, you're about to share the same fate as your dark master.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), and Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors) got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Devon Daniels transformed into his Red Ranger Beast Morphers form, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Aelfric the Mad Monk, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the Satanic monk.

Then, Lincoln formed a magical circle with crucifixes surrounding it, and bound Aelfric the Mad Monk with gold chains. Then, he recited The Lord's Prayer in Latin, and it had a nasty effect on the bound Aelfric as he tried to cover his ears to keep from hearing The Lord's Prayer, but he couldn't. Then, the crucifixes surrounding the circle glowed, and then, they turned black and it means Aelfric the Mad Monk was guilty for heresy, and he was sent to The Black Gates, and he was erased forever. We cheer wildly as we holster our weapons and power down and me and Lincoln changed back.

Lincoln: Enjoy eternal damnation, Mad One.

Me: This is the price that you must pay for turning your back on God centuries ago.

Loreena McKnight: Thank you all for stopping that mad monk.

Merida McLogan: (Scottish Accent) Wait a second, you're Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!

Juniper Celestia: That's so awesome.

Me: That's right.

Lincoln: And it's a pleasure to meet you all, we found about you girls and the others who were chosen by the Elements of Harmony to become the new 27 Champions of Harmony. We've already recruited Emily Magica, Athena Wendolla, Cassie Excelsion, Helen Anderson, Celine Giachi Florres, Laura Diane Pyenington, Tarra Taiyou, Emily Yumiko, Gloria Tricksenstein, Melanie Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings III, Jackie Snoddgrass, Kita Schroedinger, and Abigail Minuette, and now we're here to recruit you fourteen.

Lincoln then explains to them that The Doomsday 23, along with Evil Starlight Glimmer, are about to be resurrected as a part of a contingency plan by The Church of Necrom, as part of yet another plan to get revenge on us for destroying them, and when he was finished, Melanie Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings III, they were quite shocked. Ken Knudson also explains that they, along with the others, were chosen by the Elements of Harmony, to be the new Champions of Harmony, and we saw the determination in their eyes, and they stood with us.

Loreena McKnight: Alright, I'm in.

Nefertiti Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Me too.

Merida McLogan: (Scottish Accent) I'm in too, lads.

Yumi Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) Me too.

Danielle Meadowbrook: So am I.

Wendy the Great: Me too.

Adagio Nicholette, Aria Remmington, and Sonata Rexxington: Us as well.

Juniper Celestia and Rebecca Yuminorika: Us too.

Gaea Noreninko: (Greek Accent) Count me in.

Emily Gordan: Count me in too, partners.

Laura Cunningham: Me too, we refuse to let the Doomsday 23 or Evil Starlight Glimmer destroy the world and all Harmony.

Nico: Awesome.

Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's cutie mark tattoo on his massive and muscular wide right pec and Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on his wider and muscular back glowing, and we're about to get a message from Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia: (Through Lincoln's cutie mark tattoo on his massive and muscular wide right pec and Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on his wider and muscular back glowing) Excellent job, everyone, you've recruited all of the 27 Champions of Harmony, and now, we'll be ready for when The Doomsday 23 and Evil Starlight Glimmer return from the dead.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: We did it, we've recruited all of the Champions of Harmony and that's it for Aelfric the Mad Monk. (To Sombra Faiadoragon) And it's so good to see you again, Sombra Faiadoragon.

Sombra Faiadoragon reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing light blue hair, light blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Firewall Dragon Darkfluid, and she's dressed in a blue short-sleeved blouse, dark blue sleeveless dress top, blue frilly skirt, blue pants, blue knee-high sneakers, and long sleeveless blue trenchcoat with technology and dragons on the coattails, and Firewall Dragon Darkfluid on the back, and holstered on her back a large Firewall Dragon Darkfluid-themed greatsword with Firewall Dragon Darkfluid etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, Firewall Dragon Darkfluid's wings for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large light blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Sombra Faiadoragon: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Sombra Faiadoragon and they hugged, and Sombra Faiadoragon's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs as well.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Sombra Faiadoragon: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs as well, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sombra Faiadoragon, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan who's a technopath and she's very awesome with making and building machines and everything, and knows so much about building and computers.

Me: Wow, that's really awesome.

Sombra Faiadoragon: And I took on Lisa who was at the worst of her heartless wrath, and I have a horrible revelation about Lisa that could've ended with her being forever dubbed an enemy of the state and the scientific community, and it could've landed her in federal prison forever.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Uh oh, why do I have a feeling that this is going to be one really horrible experience when we hear it later on today?

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Sombra Faiadoragon's neck with blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Sombra Faiadoragon: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Sombra.

Sombra Faiadoragon had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wraps his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sombra Faiadoragon's waist and Sombra Faiadoragon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Sombra Faiadoragon's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Takina Inoue, Chisato Nishikigi, Kurumi, and Mizuki Nakahara from Lycoris Recoil, and Ami Asai from Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Takina Inoue, Chisato Nishikigi, Kurumi, and Mizuki Nakahara from Lycoris Recoil, and Ami Asai from Uzaki-Chan Wants to Hang Out!

Nico: Awesome.

Hana Uzaki: Whoa, so among the girls you rescued is Ami Asai, and now I know why she's here, she was kidnapped to be sacrificed to Satan by Aelfric the Mad Monk.

Lincoln: But, we stopped him for good and ended his reign of terror, Hana. Are you girls okay?

Takina Inoue: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Takina Inoue and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Aelfric the Mad Monk, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand and on the back of his massive left hand is a Stone of Gelel embedded in it, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Takina Inoue: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Takina Inoue: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Takina Inoue, Chisato Nishikigi, Kurumi, Mizuki Nakahara, and Ami Asai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened at Transylvania, Romania, and they also met the last remaining Champions of Harmony, Loreena McKnight, Nefertiti Somnambula, Merida McLogan, Yumi Yamaguchi, Emily Gordan, Danielle Meadowbrook, Wendy the Great, Adagio Nicholette, Aria Remmington, Sonata Rexxington, Juniper Celestia, Rebecca Yuminorika, Gaea Noreninko, and Lauren Cunningham, along with Hrimhari and Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night, and they're shocked when they found out the villain we went after in Transylvania was Aelfric the Mad Monk.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did to that Satan-worshipping 12th century mad monk and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sombra Faiadoragon have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and we recruited all of the Champions of Harmony, and now, we're ready for The Doomsday 23 and Evil Starlight Glimmer when the day of the war arrive.


After putting a stop to Aelfric the Mad Monk and meeting the last remaining Champions of Harmony, along with Hrimhari and Jack Russel A.K.A. Werewolf By Night, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sombra Faiadoragon saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Sombra Faiadoragon: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sombra, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Sombra Faiadoragon: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Sombra, what's this horrible revelation you have about Lisa that could've ended with her being forever dubbed an enemy of the state and the scientific community, and it could've landed her in federal prison forever?

Sombra Faiadoragon: You're not going to like it one bit. One day, I was walking through Franklin Avenue and I was enjoying the fresh air. But, then, I heard a loud scream for help along with the familiar sound of mad laughter in the air and they were coming from The Loud House, and I knew who it was that made that loud scream for help: it was Lincoln, and that sound of mad laughter was Lisa, and I knew that heartless so-called prodigy was subjecting Lincoln to an experiment that could end with him getting killed. I ran for The Loud House and kicked open the front door and ran up the stairs, and I saw Lisa's room, but Lori, Lynn, and Lola were there, and I was mad that heartless little monster hired those three as guards. I used my powers and sent three text messages to them and it came from Bobby, Margo, and Winston, and it sent them away for now. Then, I used my powers to hack the security system and I got inside the room. When I did, I saw Lincoln strapped to a table and I saw a huge circular sawblade heading for him and Lisa was laughing maniacally. I used my powers to shut down the circular sawblade and get Lincoln out. Lisa was so mad, she summoned her robots to kill me and Lincoln, but I used my tech powers and caused them to turn against Lisa and restrain her. We then went downstairs and told Mr. and Mrs. Loud, along with Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily everything, and when I was done and Lori, Lynn, and Lola came back, they were met with the angry stares of their parents and other sisters, and when they saw Lisa restrained by her own robots and Lincoln safe in my arms, Lori, Lynn, and Lola went ballistic and tried to kill us both, but I ordered three more robots to fire tranquilizer darts in the butts of Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and it knocked them out cold. Lisa was furious that I ruined her experiment to see Lincoln scream in pain and suffering and she replied in a cold manner that he wasn't her brother, he was a test subject to be used, abused, and killed by her hand. But, her mouth got her in trouble, she was sent to an isolation cube in the basement for nine months, and for helping Lisa with killing Lincoln, Lori, Lynn, and Lola were grounded for nine weeks and were also thrown in the isolation cubes in the basement. Lincoln hugged me and when I felt tears on my chest, I hugged him back and rocked him slowly to calm him down, and everyone else except for the grounded sisters joined in.

We had tears in our eyes after Sombra Faiadoragon was done.

Nico: You did an awesome brave deed saving Lincoln from Lisa's heartless wrath.

Lincoln: What she did in using her tech powers to stop Lisa, along with distracting Lori, Lynn, and Lola was really amazing.

Me: And it proved you right about one thing, Linc: if Lisa continued on, she would've wound up just like the forever disgraced Dr. Linnaeus and she'd be not only dubbed an enemy of the state and the scientific community, but her crimes would've landed her in federal prison forever.

Lincoln: Thank goodness it didn't when her dark side was removed for good and was sent to The Black Gates forever.

Eli: That's good.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, we were heading out to meet Hana Uzaki's family.

Lincoln: I can't wait to meet your family, Hana.

Hana Uzaki: Same here, but my dad's going to get really nervous when he meets you, he's very protective of me.

Me: Hana's right, Linc, when he finds out who Hana's dating, he's going to freak out with nervousness.

Lincoln: Which is why I'm going to use the same technique the Arcana Force girls used to calm me down when I had that panic attack in Paris.

Nico: That's right, and you also have psychic powers as well. Smart thinking, Linc.

We arrived at the Uzaki residence and we knocked on the door. Then, the door opened, and out came Hana's little brother, Kiri Uzaki, her little sister, Yanagi Uzaki, her mother, Tsuki Uzaki, and her father, Fujio Uzaki, and when they saw Hana Uzaki, they went up to her and they hugged her, and she hugged them back. Then, she introduced them to Lincoln, the one who rescued her when she got kidnapped by McWolf, and Kiri, Yanagi, and Tsuki got along well with him, and as expected, Hana's dad was getting nervous, but Lincoln used his psychic powers and calmed Hana's dad down. Then, he explained that he's going to take good care of Hana, and he always honors his promise to the in-laws of his future wives, and he's also taken down the evil relatives of his future wives who were driven by pure hatred and bloodlust and hated their families and everyone and wanted to bring death, pain, and suffering to those in their path, and it impressed them greatly.

Kiri Uzaki: Wow, and you've really taught the evil relatives of your future wives a lesson. Among the evil relatives of your future wives, who's the absolute worst?

Lincoln: Whoa, that's a tough one, and I've met a lot of my future wives' evil relatives. But, if I had to answer, it'd have be Emily McKale's evil ex-older sister, Amy McKale, she was a bloodthirsty savage who hated her sister with all her black heart the day she was born and she wanted to kill Emily and her parents, but it ended with Emily calling the cops on Amy and it got that bloodthirsty savage sent to prison for life. But, she broke out of prison to get revenge and when Emily transformed, she and I killed Amy McKale and had her Super Hakaied. Then, when we met Emily Magica, the Champion of the Magic of Friendship, we had to deal with Amy McKale who'd come back from the dead and still wanted revenge. But, this time, she was sent to The Black Gates and she's never ever coming back.

Me: Yep.

Nico: And Lincoln also said something that's really important, when he gets married to his future wives, he won't be dealing with his future wives' evil relatives, and there's only one place for them: prison or The Black Gates.

Eli: You said it.

We then moved Hana's family to Gotham Royal York, and they were going to enjoy it here.

Later we were watching TV when suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure is in the vision: it was our old enemy, the pterodactyl freak, Sauron, and he's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us for killing him long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?

Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and we're not going to like this guy one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to our old enemy, the pterodactyl freak, Sauron, and he's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us for killing him long ago.

We gasped in shock, including Karl Lykos.

Karl Lykos: I never thought I'd have to deal with him again.

Me: Same here.

Camie: Can you tell us about Sauron, so we have a good idea on who we're dealing with?

Me: Sure, Camie.

I pulled up the information on Karl Lykos A.K.A. Sauron, and those who hadn't joined aren't going to like it one bit.


Sauron (Marvel)
Karl Lykos, otherwise known as Sauron is a supervillain from Marvel comics and an old and frequent enemy of the X-Men since the days of their first class. As a child Lykos was attacked by a mutated Pteranodon and somehow became an energy vampire, forced to absorb the life energy from animals and humans to survive. By absorbing the life energy of a Mutant, he transformed into his savage alter-ego; "Sauron".

Biography
Early Life
As a young boy, Karl Lykos went with his father on an expedition to Tierra del Fuego near the Antarctic Circle. Along with them on the journey were a physician, Dr. Anderssen, and his daughter Tanya, who was about the same age as him.

At one point during the trip Tanya became lost, and Karl found her in a cave being attacked by gigantic pteranodons, a form of flying reptile from the age of dinosaurs. But in actuality, these pteranodons were from the Savage Land, the tropical region in Antarctica where prehistoric creatures still live. Apparently, the pteranodons had traveled to Tierra del Fuego through natural subterranean tunnels. Karl drove the pteranodons off with his walking stick, but not before he was severely bitten by one of them. Traumatized by their experience, neither Karl nor Tanya remembered the pteranodons, and Dr. Andersson used his medical skills to save Karl's life. Grateful to Karl for saving Tanya's life, Dr. Anderssen allowed Karl to live with him and Tanya after his father's death.

Professor X
Having grown to a young adult, Lykos met the geneticist Professor Charles Xavier while Karl was still studying to be a doctor. Together they worked on the secret "Project Mutant." It has yet to be explained exactly what this project was, why it was secret, what results it might have had, and who, if anyone, had commissioned it if not Xavier himself. Xavier knew about Lykos' need and ability to siphon the life energy of others into himself, but he never told his protégés, the mutant hero team known as the X-Men, about it.

Following a battle between the X-Men and the robotic Sentinels, the X-Men's Havok, at that time unable to control his superhuman cosmic absorbing abilities, tried to kill himself by releasing his full power. The resulting explosion buried him in rubble, nearly killing him. Aware of the connection between Xavier and Lykos, the X-Men rushed Havok to Dr. Lykos' Manhattan office, believing he was the only physician they could trust with the knowledge that Havok was a mutant.

Becoming Sauron and an enemy of the X-Men
After treating the young mutant's wounds, Lykos began using his equipment to drain life energy from him. However, this was the first time that Lykos had ever siphoned energy from a superhuman mutant, with a result that he had never experienced before. The energy triggered his metamorphosis and transformation into a creature that resembled a half-humanoid pteranodon, who retained his human intelligence and ability to speak. However, the change distorted Lykos' personality, turning him evil. Hence, Lykos took the name Sauron, after the archvillain of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. Sauron soon battled the young X-Men, but fled when Havok awoke, causing him to begin to change back to human form. Soon afterwards, Lykos had an argument with his adoptive father Dr. Anderssen, who still refused to permit him to marry Tanya. After his home in anger Lykos encounter and drained energy from the mutant Lorna Dane, later known as Polaris, causing him to transform into Sauron again. After battling the X-Men once more, siphoning more energy from them, Sauron flew to the Anderssons' home to kill them. The Anderssens recognized Sauron's voice as that of Lykos just before the X-Men arrived and he fled.

Sauron flew all the way to his deceased father's cabin in Tierra del Fuego archipelago, and then reverted to human form, having expended the mutant energies he had absorbed. Horrified at having tried to kill Tanya and others, Lykos decided to starve himself to death. But several days later, Tanya arrived, followed closely behind by the X-Men. Feeling the urge to drain Tanya's life energies, Lykos instead fled, only to fall over a precipice. Tanya and the X-Men searched for Lykos to no avail and assumed he had been killed.

However, Lykos somehow survived and made his way through underground passages, to the Savage Land. There he managed to remain in human form, until he had to rescue an unconscious Iceman from hungry pterodactyls. Iceman, in his current daze state failed to recognize Lykos until it was too late and Lykos became Sauron once more and aided the X-Men as well as the jungle lord Ka-Zar in taking down Magneto and his Mutates one more time. After the battle, Lykos reverted back to his human self and became an ally to Ka-Zar.

Many months later the new generation of X-Men arrived after fighting Magneto. Compelled to siphon energy from the X-Men's Storm, Lykos briefly reverted to Sauron once more and fought the new team, briefly taking control of Wolverine. But when the stolen energies faded, he returned to human form and proved to be an ally to the X-Men.

Lykos reverted to Sauron once more sometime later and teamed up with the Savage Land Mutates against Ka-Zar, the Angel, and Spider-Man. Sauron continued to make repeated attempts to conquer the Savage Land and use its people for sustenance, but waas been defeated every time. After one defeat by the X-Men, their member, the Beast, managed to create a medicine that would satiate Karl's hunger, and, with the threat of Sauron seemingly over, Karl resumed a normal life with Tanya, whom he soon married.

The Death of Tanya and becoming Animalistic
As the years passed, Lykos and Tanya lived together in peace but it was soon brought to an end when they were confronted and kidnapping by the mutant known as the Toad, who hoped to recruit Sauron into his latest version of the terrorist Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. The Toad used a device of his own design to force Lykos to drain the life energy of Tanya, transforming Lykos back into Sauron, killing Tanya in the process. Sauron joined the Toad's Brotherhood in a bid to kill off X-Force member, Feral as a favor to the Morlock known as Thornn. During the battle Sauron targeted and seemingly killed Cannonball after stabbing the young man in his chest with one of his wing talons but he was forced to lay low after being assaulted by the mutant team X-Force. He recovered by draining life force from various targets, but re-emerged in an effort to help Toad recruit the X-Patriots into the Brotherhood. Sauron and the rest of the brotherhood were defeated by X-Factor thus failing to recruit the X-Patriots. During the battle, Sauron bragged about killing Cannonball. Sauron together with the brotherhood captured and hypnotized a teleporting mutant and planned to sneak attack the X-Men, but they chose to eventually retreat from battle when attacked by Darkhawk and Sleepwalker.

Agent of Weapon X
Somehow, Sauron ended up in custody of the new Weapon X program, under the auspices of the mysterious Director, who hoped to use the program's mutants for the benefit of humankind, even if that meant performing deadly missions, interning mutant captives, and preform illegal experiments on their captives. Sauron was somehow experimented upon in the program, becoming initially less intelligent, more prone to berserk rages, and without the ability to use his hypnotic powers to better control him. One of Sauron's initial assignments was to "recruit" mutants for the program, and he succeeded in capturing the mutant Jack.

Sauron served the program for many months, but later began escaping the confines of the program to stalk victims, preying on the innocent to feed his hunger for the life forces of others. He was discovered by agent Brent Jackson, who was hoping to form a splinter group to stage a coup with the Director. Sauron agreed, and Jackson's allies joined the team Underground, led by the mutant soldier-of-fortune Cable who hoped to take down the Weapon X program. The Underground was able to infiltrate the Weapon X complex, ousting the Director and nearly crippling the program. However, before the final defeat, agent Jackson betrayed the Underground, turning Cable's psychic powers against his allies. Jackson captured the Underground members and altered their memories to erase everything they saw and learned about the program. Jackson took credit for saving the program and was named the new Director of the Weapon X program by its mysterious benefactors. Sauron continued to serve the Weapon X program under Jackson.

Later Activities
After being imprisoned in the Raft for refusing to participate in any more Weapon X assignments, Lykos escaped with the help of Electro during a jailbreak concocted by the Skrulls. The New Avengers pursued him to the Savage Land. After transforming into Sauron he was shot through the head by the second Black Widow. Fortunately for Sauron, he had absorbed Wolverine's regenerative healing factor and recovered from his injury. He was taken back into custody, but not before returning the favor to Black Widow by burning her with his fiery breath. Sauron was placed in S.H.I.E.L.D. custody and Maria Hill planned to return him to Weapon X.

Kade Kilgore would later rescue Sauron and recruit him to the Hellfire Academy. As a member, he was present at Mudbug's recruitment and recruited Glob Herman while the X-Men's students were on a field trip in the Savage Land. Sauron acted as the Academy's evil science teacher once the first class was assembled

He later reappeared, this time teamed up with Stegron, at the New York Museum of Natural History, where he fought and defeated Spider-Man and the mutant class he was currently in charge. Helped by Stegron, Sauron was able to transform Staten Island into his newest colony and its inhabitants into dinosaurs. While his partner took care of their opponents, Sauron revealed to Shark-Girl that he was in love with her and tried to kiss her, but was interrupted by an enraged Stegron, who was angry by the way Sauron treated him. After turning Glob into a dinosaur for trying to escape, Sauron confronted Spider-Man and his students as Shark-Girl lured Stegron to revert his dino-ray machine so it could turn Staten Island's inhabitants and Glob back to their original form. A battle ensued between the dinosaur duo and both ended up petrified as their powers neutralized each other's.

Powers and Abilities
In his human form Karl Lykos is a fairly typical doctor, except he keeps his ability to absorb the life forces of other living things to sustain himself. If he absorbs the life force of a mutant this will trigger his transformation into his pterodactyl form and also he will absorb a portion of their powers temporarily. Due to manipulation by the Weapon X program, Sauron can expel the life force energy in concussive bursts from his hands. In the pterodactyl form he is superhumanly strong and possesses the ability to fly at a natural winged flight limit. In battle Sauron has several additional weapons; a lethal beak and sharp talons on his hands and feet.

He also has an amplified hypnotic ability when he is in his pterodactyl form, that requires direct eye contact to complete. He frequently uses his hypnotic power to give his victims terrifying delusions that allies have become monsters.


When I was finished, everyone who hadn't joined us were shocked by his history.

Tsuyu: This guy's a monster, and I'm glad Karl is separate from Sauron for good.

Me: I am too.

Lincoln: But, Sauron needs to be destroyed here and now.

Hilary Thestalos: And that's what's going to happen to him. Mess with our Fourth of July barbecue by coming back from the dead to get revenge on the team, will he? He's going to be nothing more than a pile of ashes.

Nico: Now, you're talking. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got an awesome 4th of July barbecue to throw.

Lincoln: And a vengeful pterodactyl mutant to slay. After the Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Right.


Later it was time for Onua's final Ambassador Miission. This was gonna be an awesome one to finish his missions with a bang.

William: Anyone else want to go with Onua? Besides 4 Rabbids and Yost Spiderman?

Brittney: Me and the Goths of Darkness will go.

Nico: Awesome! They will love meeting you girls.

Eli: They sure will and the Ghost Kamen Riders are really right up your alley.

Lucy Loud: Thanks Eli.

Haiku: We're looking forward to this one.

Dante: Same here.

Persephone: We're really gonna have fun on this one.

Nico: Yep. Lets head out!

We were off to Japan!

We arrived.

Takeru: Hey guys!

Nico: Hey they Takeru. Happy 4th of July.

Takeru: Same to you even though we aren't from America.

Nico: Thanks.

Onua: Takeru, meet the Yost version of Spider Man.

Yost Spiderman: Awesome to meet you. I'm from the Yost Universe but it's awesome to meet you.

Makoto: Same here.

Me: And this is my Daughter and her team.

Brittney: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Brittney Knudson and we're the Goths of Darkness.

Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy Loud.

Haiku: I'm Haiku.

Bertrand: I'm Bertrand.

Dante: Dante.

Persephone: I'm Persephone.

Morpheus: I'm Morpheus.

Boris: And I'm Boris.

Brittney Knudson: We are the gothic team of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and we are the masters of the Mystic, Spiritual, Paranormal, Supernatural and Interdimensional.

Takeru: Wow! That is amazing!

Nico: This is probably the last Kamen Rider ambassador mission for the year.

Me: Wow it sure is. We've been to Japan 3 months in a row now.

Eli: Wow no kidding. That is so awesome how many Kamen Riders we met.

Brittney: And we have only begun to scratched the surface with them.

Me: Well many of them have all retired now. Its been over 50 years since they started.

Takeru: That's true. But this was really awesome.

Makoto: Even if this IS the last Rider Ambassador mission, Hibiki is on the way.

Nico: That's true.

Me: We have 3 more days till then.

Lucy Loud: It'll be really amazing to start helping out the Kamen Riders on the 7th.

Me: Lets not forget Lucy that we owe them huge for helping us out during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Eli: We sure do.

Makoto: That was a dark time though.

Me: Yes it was. But we got through it.

Nico: But it's a shame, really. I really had fun with this.

Eli: We all had fun.

Me: Yeah we sure did.

Onua: It's always fun.

Nico: True.

Takeru: Yeah it was great though.

Takeru: But don't be sad, Nico. You're not leaving the world of Kamen Riders that easily.

Nico: Oh I'm not sad. Our adventures with the Kamen Riders are only just beginning.

Me: That's right and once Hibiki joins the team we're going to upgrade our usual battles with the Power Rangers Monsters with the monsters that are from the Kamen Rider Series. Hibiki is first.

Haiku: We're looking forward to this one.

But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Onua: (hears explosion) Let's make this last mission one to remember.

Nico: Lets go!

We went to find out where that explosion came from and then we saw another version of Kamen Rider Geiz from Zi-O! It was ANOTHER GEIZ! He looked like a really scary version of Geiz!

Me: It's Another Geiz!

Nico: Whoa!

Brittney: Not good.

Me: But I always wondered when this one was gonna show up!

Yost Spiderman: Hey, buddy. If you're trying to be Geiz, you're not doing it right.

Another Geiz: (In a girls voice) Indeed but Nico its been a long time my brother.

Nico: That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had star clothes on!

Nico: Lorelai Ormmerson!

Lorelai Ormmerson: I'm glad you remember me bro.

Nico: Its been a long time.

Me: You know her Nico?

Nico: I sure do. I helped her at a local homeless shelter in the Philippines and she and her family were evicted from their home by a total jerk of a man that I sent to prison for his crimes. I gave them food, water, and stuff to help them out. But before I left and joined you guys, I found out that Lorelai disappeared.

Eli: So Swartz kidnapped her!

Takeru: You have Gammas with you, don't you?

Lorelai Ormmerson: I do but they are not the major ones you faced.

She summoned NUMEROUS GAMMA GRUNTS!

Me: Grunts are still always good!

Nico: Hang on Lorelai we'll help you stop using that power!

Takeru and Makoto: Henshin!

They transformed!

Onua: Henshin!

He turned into KAMEN RIDER EARTHGHOST!

Nico: YEAH!

Brittney: This is gonna be good!

Takeru: Time to go Mugen Damashii!

Chokaigan! Mugen! (Angelic rock music) Keep on going! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Gotta! Ghost!

He turned into his awesome Mugen Damashii form!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Me: I love this form!

Eli: Me too! So awesome!

Onua: That is so cool!

Takeru charged at the crowd of Gammas.

He smashed and pulverized them all over.

Me: My turn! KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Nico: Oh yeah!

I slashed numerous grunts and destroyed them in fiery explosions!

FIERY EXPLOSIONS!

Lucy got out her Eyecon and activated it

EDGAR ALLEN POE AND WEBSTOR!

Lucy Loud: RAVEN DARKNESS BLAST!

She fired a massive blast of darkness and it formed into a murder of Crows and they hit numerous Grunts all over.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Time for some Eyecons!

Eli: You don't have to tell me twice Nico!

Eli pulled out an Eyecon and activated it.

JAMES WATSON AND PROFESSOR XXXL!

Nico: James Watson! One of the scientists that discovered DNA.

Eli: Yep. DNA HELIX BURST!

Eli fired a powerful Helix Blast and it hit a bunch of Grunts and destroyed them!

Lorelai: You guys have gotten amazing!

Nico: Thanks.

Lorelai Ormmerson: Now for this.

She was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and had the Zi-O symbols around her and turned into Another Geiz!

She activated the Ridewatch of Injector and fired syringe needles and I deflected them back.

Me: Non-Core Ridewatches! Awesome!

Yost Spiderman fired web at Another Geiz.

Nico: YEAH!

He tied her up.

Me: Now for this!

I fired a powerful blast of blue fire and it hit her and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was down and I caught the Ridewatch for Geiz and purified it. Then we saw numerous Ridewatches all over the ground and we picked them up and Nico went over to Lorelai and cured her.

Nico: Are you okay?

Lorelai Ormmerson: I'll be all right but thank you bro.

But we still had the grunts to deal with.

Nico: Let's keep the Eyecons coming!

Me: Yeah!

We showed them numerous powers of the Eyecons and more.

Lucy got out her Eyecon and activated it

EDGAR ALLEN POE AND WEBSTOR!

Lucy Loud: RAVEN DARKNESS BLAST!

She fired a massive blast of darkness and it formed into a murder of Crows and they hit numerous Grunts all over.

Me: YEAH!

Takeru: Our lives are burning bright!

Nico: And they are worth more than gold!

Me: You got that right!

We blasted the grunts all over till they were gone!

Nico: Lorelai, you don't know how much you just helped us.

Lorelai Ormmerson: I'm glad I can help with the Non-Core Ridewatches.

Eli: These are awesome.

Haiku: They sure are.

Me: Now we have all the powers of all the Masters of Evil in its entirety.

Nico: Yep.

Takeru: Onua, you might think this is weird. But ever since I met you, I've seen you as a big brother.

Onua: I'm honored you think that Takeru.

Me: So awesome.

Lorelai Ormmerson: I'm amazed this happens on all your missions Nico.

Nico: Not all our missions sis. But it's awesome building bonds like this.

Eli: It sure is.

Brittney: Builds friendships and relations.

We later came back.

May: How did it go?

Me: Awesome!

We told everyone about everything and it was amazing and more!

May: Wow! That's so awesome!

Me: It sure is! Irma's missions are next.

May: Irma, Carter Grayson and 2 Rabbids should go with you on your first mission.

Irma Lair: Looking forward to this one!

Nico: Me too Irma. We're going to the world of Metal Gear Solid.

Nicole: Get ready for a lot of action on that one! That's one of the Super Smash Bros. Worlds we haven't covered yet.

Irma Lair: Looking forward to it.

Videl came in with some great news!

Videl: Dad, everyone.

Nico: Yes, sweetie?

Me: What's up Videl.

In came a boy we haven't met yet.

Videl: I'm marrying this guy!

Nico: (SPIT TAKE!)

All of us: SAY WHAT?!

Boy: Pleased to meet you, sir. I'm Benjamin Montgomery. And no. I'm not related to Georgina.

Me: Oh glad to meet you Benjamin.

Poromon: Wait, Videl.

Poliwag: What did you just say?!

Videl: I'm marrying him and we're going to live together.

Poromon: Did you hear that?

Poliwag: Videl's getting married!

Benjamin: (gives Nico gift) Here. I know it's just a small gift. But I hope you like it.

Nico: (takes it) Thanks.

Nico then widened my eyes on how small it is.

Nico: DON'T INSULT ME WITH THIS CHEAP CRAP! (throws it out the window)

Squidward: Hey! I just cleaned that!

Nico: Sorry Squidward.

Benjamin: I'm so sorry, Dad in law!

Nico: Wait. Did you just call me "Dad in Law"?! Listen, you little shit! I didn't give you permission to call me "Dad in Law"! (groans) Videl, you need to explain yourself. Who the fuck is this guy?!

Videl: I found him at the Jewelry Store. He works at the same store that J.D. bought his necklace for Camie.

Me: That same store that got robbed on Nico's rescue before we went to the MHA World? How cool.

Eli: (Suspicious) Hmm.

Poromon: Love at first sight?!

Poliwag: I always thought Videl's type was the strong boys.

Nico: (smiles) I see. That means you must be strong.

Benjamin: Say what?

POW!

Nico then punched Benjamin, sending him to the ground.

Benjamin: Oww!

Me: WHOA! Nice shot!

Videl: Benjamin! Are you okay?!

Nico: The fuck, man! He's not strong at all!

Videl: STOP IT, DAD! HE'S MY FIANCÉ!

Nico: (gets an idea) Are you good at gadgets?

Poliwag: That's right. He's got to have the same interests as Videl.

Poromon: (gestures to broken alarm clock) Can you fix this?

Benjamin: (taps the clock) This should do the trick. (the clock explodes)

BOOM!

Me: That clock was broken anyway.

Poliwag: (brings out test paper) Are you smart?

Benjamin: (brings out result while crying) I only got 23 percent!

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Poromon: (brings out microphone) Can you sing or dance?

He was singing Don't Stop Believing by Journey!

Benjamin: (sings badly) Don't stop believing... And now watch me dance! (falls down)

Me: OW! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

Poliwag: (brings out chess set) Are you good at games?

Nico ended up beating Benjamin at Chess 6 times.

Me: Nice job Nico!

Nico: Thanks.

Videl: Dad!

Poromon: Are you good at rock paper scissors?

Nico beat Benjamin at Rock Paper Scissors 6 times.

Videl: Dad!

Poliwag: He can't do a thing!

Me: Videl I think you made a bad choice.

Poromon: Videl, the Hell do you think about this guy?!

Videl: Well I uh..

Me: Hmm.

Videl: Dad, I just love him! Isn't that enough?!

Nico: (sighs) Fine. Hey, Benjamin?

Benjamin: Yeah?

Nico: Videl's my precious daughter. (grabs him by the collar) Make her cry. And you're fucking dead!

Benjamin: Yes, dad in-

Nico: DON'T call me "Dad in Law"!

Me: (Gun click) (Points laser at his head) And I'll blow your fucking head off to boot. I would be careful how you treat her if I were you.

Benjamin: (GULP)

Later we were outside.

Nico was outside, thinking about the recent situation.

Nico: (scoffs) Long as Videl's happy, that's all that matters. (groans) GODDAMMIT, WHAT'S SO APPEALING ABOUT THAT GUY! (kicks a soda can into the garbage)

Poliwag: What the Heck, Nico? You're clearly against it!

Poromon: Why didn't you just reject him?

Nico: Because I can't just butt into my daughter's love life! (sighs) But he sucks, right?

Lynn: He sucks, no argument there. But, it's out of our hands now.

Lola: She was gonna find a boyfriend eventually.

Lori: Besides, you should be happy for her that she's growing up.

Nico: I know. (sighs) He might have a lot of jewels. But he's a completely boring jeweler boy!

?: This jeweler boy.

We then saw Sento and Banjo.

Me: Sento and Banjo! Awesome to see you guys here.

Banjo: Same here J.D.

Maria: Awesome of you guys to make it and happy Independence Day to you.

Banjo: And to you as well Maria.

Sento: Was his name Benjamin Montgomery?

Me: Yeah that's his name. We are having suspicions about him. Something is seriously up.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Yep.

Nico: You know Benjamin?

Banjo: He came to us as well.

Flashback...

Sawa Takigawa came into the Build Base with Benjamin.

Sawa: Sento, everyone. Me and Benjamin here are getting married.

They were shocked to hear that.

Benjamin: We even have rings!

They showed them their rings.

Flashback ends

All of us: Say what?!

Me: He came to you guys too!?

Maria: Weird!

Sento: Sawa would never marry someone she just met. Especially since she's in a relationship with Gentoku.

Lola: So you came to us to find out?

Banjo: I caught him having eyes on Misora as well.

SMASH!

Nico then punched the wall in anger.

Nico: (growls) He's probably got something planned involving women. Where is he right now?!

Sento: We sent Kazumi and Gentoku to tail him.

Lori: They literally better not have lost him!

Banjo: (scoffs) You don't trust our team.

Lynn: (smirks) That depends.

Poromon and Poliwag: In that case, we'll be the bait!

Me: There's only one thing we have to do.

All of us: A STAKEOUT!

Poromon and Poliwag were in their human forms dressed up like girls.

Poromon: Benjamin is after girls around this area.

Poliwag: Poromon, let's see which one of us is his type.

With that they walked around, calling out Benjamin's name.

Poliwag: Is there a handsome jeweler boy around here?!

Poromon: I want to meet a handsome jeweler boy!

Nico: (to me) Bear with this, dude. My daughter's life is at stake here.

Me: I know man. I'm not going to let that player mess with her.

We had fancy shades on and I had a newspaper with eyeholes in it to watch from.

I also had my laptop with me.

Poromon and Poliwag (crying): He didn't come at all!

Maria: You two did good though.

Poromon: I thought we were pretty cute.

Poliwag: I know, right?

?: Sento! Banjo!

Kazumi and Gentoku came to us.

Sento: What did you guys find out?

Kazumi: (sheepishly) Yeah, about that...

Gentoku: We lost him.

Gentoku gave us an apologetic look while showing his shirt, which had the words "Sorry"

Me: Tartar sauce!

Nico: Yeah!

Banjo: Kazumi, you're gonna have to make up for your screw up.

Kazumi: How?

Banjo got out one of Misora's outfits.

Nico: Nice.

Me: Yeah.

What appeared to be Misora was walking in the park as Benjamin came up to her.

Benjamin: Hey there, pretty lady.

"She" turned around to reveal that it was Kazumi.

Kazumi: (Falsetto) Hi~! It's everyone's idol, Mii-tan here!

Benjamin: Idol is right. You're just gorgeous.

Banjo: (sees this from afar) Kazumi's got a huge crush on Misora. I knew he wouldn't screw this up.

Poromon and Poliwag: He fell for Kazumi?!

Me: Shh!

Poromon: Sorry.

Nico: J.D. see if you can find some info on Benjamin.

Me: Right.

Benjamin: Here's a little gem for your kindness!

Benjamin got out a ring... and then Nico realized that it was the same ring that Videl had. Sento recognized it as well.

Sento: So that's how they got brainwashed.

Kazumi: Forget the ring. You're cuter then I thought!

Benjamin: Then... will you go with me to my place?

Kazumi: I would love too!

He went with him.

I looked up Benjamin and found A MAJOR SHOCK!

Me: Oh man! Look at this!

We saw the info.

Me: Benjamin Montgomery is known as "The Hypnosis Player." He's wanted by the FBI for making HUNDREDS of women "Marry" him and beat him up. He was defrauding hundreds of insurance companies ALL over the country for billions of dollars so they can show sympathy for him and give him billions of dollars in damages that were never real.

We gasped in shock!

Nico: We got to get over there and stop him!

We agreed.

Benjamin: Oh, girls!

His ring started shining. And then, Sawa, Videl, and 2 other girls came to him.

Videl: Don't think you can say "I'm home!"

Sawa: Who is she?!

Benjamin: My new wife!

Videl: But you have me!

They got baseball bats.

Videl: Fuck off!

Sawa: Punishment time!

UH OH!

They started hitting him.

BLAM BIFF SMASH WHAM POW!

Videl: Stupid jeweler boy! (hits him)

Benjamin: Yes! Say more!

Sawa: (hits him) Despicable jeweler boy!

OOH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

Benjamin: That's it!

Girl 1: (hits him) Trash!

WHAM!

Benjamin: Yes! I'm trash!

KRABLAM!

Girl 2: (hits him) Pervert!

SMASH!

Benjamin: Yes! I'm a pervert!

We watched through the window of his home.

Kazumi: Huh. So that's what's going on.

Benjamin: Mii-tan, won't you join in?

Kazumi: Careful what you wish for, big boy! (kicks his butt. Literally)

CLANG!

Kazumi: I'll right back dear. Got to get a drink.

Benjamin: Oh sure. Don't be too long.

He went to the kitchen.

Sento: (through the communicator) So, there's no scheme?

Kazumi: (through communicator) No. He's just into girls beating him up and insulting him.

Benjamin: Mii-tan!

Kazumi: Gotta go! (hangs up) (Falsetto) Coming!

Banjo: How stupid is that?

Nico: It's so dumb I can't even forgive him.

Nico started walking towards the place.

Nico: HOW DARE HE INVOLVE MY DAUGHTER IN THIS IDIOCY?! (goes Super Saiyan 2)

Me and Vince grab him!

Me: Nico calm down! Lets think about this before going in there to kill him! We already have found out his Modus Operandi and now we need to arrest him.

Nico calmed down and powered down.

Nico: Oh sorry.

Videl kicked him in the crotch!

Videl: PLAYER!

Me: Okay now you can go.

Nico: (Powers up to Super Saiyan 2) As promised, I'm coming to end you! BENJAMIN!

Nico started fighting Tyrannodrones that appeared.

Banjo: (laughs) That dude is screwed!

Gentoku: Nico looks like he can do this by himself.

Sento: But just to be sure...

Sento, Banjo, and Gentoku: Henshin!

They transformed!

Pohatu: HENSHIN!

He turned into KAMEN RIDER EARTHQUAKER!

We went up to the apartment.

Sento: The laws of victory are set!

Dark Spicer! Evil Green Ranger! Best Match!

He donned black and green armor!

May: Lets get this wacko!

Crag: Come on guys!

Ripping Friends, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln and May: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

Sheila and Tom and Agent Waco joined up with us and then we went up to the door!

Then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted open the door and a phoenix cry was heard and we went in!

Nico: You have a lot of nerve Benjamin!

Me: Okay Hypnosis Player! You're under arrest!

Kazumi: You guys came here earlier then I thought. (takes off disguise)

Benjamin: Mii-tan?!

Kazumi: I'm not Mii-tan! I'm Kamen Rider Grease! Henshin!

He transformed!

Me: First these!

I pulled off the rings from Videl and the 2 girls.

Videl had a massive and splitting headache!

Videl: (GROANS) What happened? I've got the worst ever headache!

Me: Are you all right Videl?

Videl: I can't remember anything. One minute I got this ring and then everything went black.

Me: Weird.

Sawa: Sento! Everyone! What happened?!

Sento: (throws Tyrannodrone to the ground) Long story!

Zs'Skayr! Gentleman Ghost! Best Match!

He donned Grey and White armor! AWESOME!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Lets see how he likes this.

I tested out Ovulator's Ridewatch!

Me: Suck on Spice Eggs!

I fired glowing red hot eggs from my butt!

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Then they went down Benjamin's throat and he screamed in pain like a madman!

Sento: Try these on!

Number 7! Robo Roxy! Best Match!

He got silver and purple armor and it was cool!

Me: YEAH!

Lola: Time to burn!

We were really pulverizing him all over.

Princess Luna: Lets see how he likes this!

Princess Luna activated Hades Beast Spectre's watch and she fired a blast of darkness and blasted him all over.

Nico: WOW! Lorelai you are a true lifesaver with these non-core ridewatches.

Sento: Let's keep them up!

Waffle Woman! Condiment King! Best Match!

He donned Gold and Red & Yellow armor!

Nico: Awesome!

Tara: Lets do it!

She activated Waffle Woman's Ridewatch.

They fired waves of syrup, jam, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce and horseradish and the blasts went down his throat and made him throw up! YUCK!

Sento: Next are these!

Vanitas! Koragg! Best Match!

He got purple and black armor!

He then slashed Benjamin all over.

Lola: Awesome!

Nico: Boy so many combinations!

Fi: Including this!

She activated Injector's Ridewatch and fired Syringe needles and they stabbed him in the legs and butt and he screamed in pain.

Cop cars pulled up.

Sento: Now for the finale!

Drakkon! Shendu! Best Match!

He donned fire and green armor!

Me and Sento: DRAGON FLAME BURN!

We fired blasts of fire and it hit Benjamin all over and he screamed as he was burned to a crisp!

Nico: OUCH!

Videl: Wow! (GROANS) What a headache.

Lana: Here Videl.

She made a block of ice for her head.

Videl: Thanks Lana.

Me: Now we can tell you.

We went over everything.

Videl: Marry you?! No way!

But then…

Videl KICKED HIM SQUARE IN THE CROTCH WITH A SPIKED BOOT AND STABBED AND KICKED HIM AND IT CASTRATED HIM AND HE SCREAMED IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!

We winced from that!

Nico: OOH! OUCH!

Eli: AY YI YI!

Benjamin was arrested and taken to the hospital. He was going to be in a lot of trouble.

Agent Waco: Thanks for helping us deal with this clod guys.

Me: No problem Agent Waco. Glad we can help.

Nico: Thanks for helping us, Sento.

Sento: No problem Nico. It was awesome helping you all on a major holiday.

Me: It sure was. Want to stay for our barbecue?

Sento: We'd love to but we got to get back to Japan and get ready for our big day in August.

Me: Okay.

Videl was glad Benjamin was gone. He was brought to trial for his crimes and was sentenced to eternity in the Miranda Prison for Sadomasochistic Criminals and he was ordered to pay $723,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in damages and restitution.

Later at the World Tree Estate it was time for our barbecue!

Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea: Happy 4th of July, everyone!

Nico: You too guys.

Videl Chan: I'm sorry dad.

Nico: Aw it's all right sweetheart.

Izuku: Why is this day important?

Me: It's to celebrate the day America declared its freedom. 246 years ago today on July 4th, 1776 we celebrate the anniversary of our freedom with the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

Eli: Big day for us in our history.

Izuku: Wow!

Vypra and everyone came.

Vypra: Happy 4th of July everyone!

Me: You too Vypra.

Dark Spicer: We heard about what happened with that guy. Are you all right Videl?

Videl Chan: I'll be all right.

Dark Spicer: Did we ever tell you about our first Independence Day together?

Izuku: No what happened?

Me: You will love that one.

I went over the events of chapter 1113 and it was awesome.

Nico: Good times.

Dark Spicer: Yep.

Lord Drakkon: That was awesome.

Bakugo: Tavington's a jerk!

Me: He was a jerk! Big time.

Camie: But at least he's gone.

Eli: Good riddance.

Qin: Yeah but that was awesome.

Kaito: How many countries did America fight in the World Wars?

Me: We fought Germany, Italy and Japan as the 3 big ones and Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, and Croatia were the minor ones back then in World War II. In World War I we fought against Germany, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria and the Ottoman Empire.

Kaito: Wow! That is amazing!

Nico: Yeah. Scary too.

Eli: It was.

Maria: But at least now, Amerca's at peace.

Me: Yeah.

Vypra: Thank goodness.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: But we go into war again in 2 and a half months.

Lola: Yeah.

William: What Maria means is that right now, America's not at war with other countries.

Nico: We know.

We nodded.

William: Oh.

Nico: Yeah.

Homer: Come and get it!

We got our awesome Barbecue food. Homer cooked it with his awesome Hive Barbecuer. We had ribs, burgers, steaks, sausages, chickens, everything.

Camie: That is a really cool Barbecuer. It looks like a beehive.

Me: It's called the Hive.

Homer: What do you think?

Camie and everyone tried some and it was great! They had their minds blown as they imagined themselves lighting animal fireworks and blasting them off like fireworks and raining down meats and making snow angels in the meat.

Camie: Oh it's so delicious!

Izuku: Some of the best ever!

Himiko: Delicious!

Poromon: That Hive Barbecuer works wonders!

Angela Novarupta: I haven't had Barbecue this delicious in like forever.

Nico: It sure is good.

Lisa Simpson: Mmm Smokey Carrot.

Nico: It's really good stuff.

Camie: How did you find a great barbecuer like this Homer?

Homer: That is a great story.

Homer went over the events of Season 27 Episode 2, minus the Apocalypse part.


After watching the movie Doctor Dolittle at school, the children realize that Bart and Lisa smell badly and they start teasing them about it. The same thing happens to Homer at the nuclear plant with his co-workers mocking his scent. Marge then discovers that the smell is coming from their clothes because their washing machine is old and covered in mold. She then gives Homer a bag of her savings (stored in Bender's body, which has been in their basement since the events of "Simpsorama") so they can buy a new washing machine. On his way to the store, Homer smells something delicious and discovers a roadside barbecue stand run by an old biker. When Homer eats the best BBQ he has ever had, the biker reveals that the secret is that the smoker was made from a meteorite with a unique beehive shape that has trapped all of the fat and sauce from every grilling ever. Homer gladly passes up the washing machine to buy the smoker for himself.

Marge gets upset that Homer spent all her money on a "grill" but is won over by the taste of the uniquely-grilled food that she joins the family feast, with Lisa eating a barbecued carrot. The aroma draws people from all over Springfield to the Simpsons' backyard to feast on savory cuts of meat. Eventually, Homer's grill becomes so popular that "Chew Network" chef, Scotty Boom, challenges him to a smoke-off. Whilst preparing smoked pork for the competition, Homer discovers that his smoker has been stolen.

After a distraught Homer calls the police who are unable to find the smoker, Bart and Lisa decide to investigate the crime themselves. They investigate the yard and discover that the thief gave Santa's Little Helper a jar of natural peanut butter to distract him from barking. The duo then proceed to the one store in town that sells natural peanut butter, where they coerce a worker into letting them see the security camera footage, which shows Nelson purchasing the peanut butter. Bart and Lisa go talk to Nelson in a park, where he is playing a tablet game called "Clash of Castles" with some expensive upgrades. Nelson is reticent and runs towards a scrap yard to meet someone shortly afterwards, where the duo observe him being paid and revealing the smoker under some trees. Nelson leaves the smoker behind, but it is too hot for Bart and Lisa to walk it back and it ends up being loaded onto the truck and driven away.

Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie give up hope on the competition, but Marge convinces them that she can handle the smoke-off with the help of a rented spice rack. At the competition, hosted by Alton Brown, Marge does her best against Scotty but fails miserably because she used all of the spices together. However, when Scotty presents his meat, it is discovered that the hive shaped grill marks on it do not match his normal grill and he is accused of cheating. Scotty is fired from the "Chew Network", banned from the competition, and arrested by Chief Wiggum. Though the Simpsons are then proclaimed winners, Bart and Lisa are still confused until they hear the same cellphone ringtone they heard when Nelson was delivering the smoker and so they decide to chase the phone's owner down. When they catch him up, they discover that he is actually Scotty's son, Tyler, who framed his father because he was too busy with his TV show and did not spend any time with his family. Tyler explains that he met Nelson playing "Clash of Castles" and hired him to steal Homer's smoker in order to frame him. Scotty and Tyler soon reconcile, everything is cleared up with the authorities and Tyler gives Homer's smoker back.


When he was done we were amazed and it was awesome.

Nico: Wow!

Laney: That is so awesome too.

Camie: No kidding!

Bender: I remember that and I thought I had some money inside me.

Marge: Sorry Bender. That was all the money I found in Homer's pockets as I was washing them.

Bender: Wow.

Eli: That's cool.

?: I will have my revenge on all of you for ruining all of my plans to rule the world!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Nico: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Sauron, you pterodactyl freak.

A figure came out and it was none other than our old enemy, the mutant pterodactyl, Sauron, who's come back from the dead.

Me: Should've known you wouldn't stay dead for much longer, Sauron.

Sauron (Marvel): And now, I will have my revenge on all of you for ruining my plans to conquer the world.

Hilary Thestalos fired a powerful blast of fire, which burned him badly, and it angered him greatly.

Hilary Thestalos: That's never going to happen, Sauron, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos' crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with crimson red flames, phoenixes, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Sauron, she left crimson red energy, crimson red flames, phoenixes, and dragons with every step.

Hilary Thestalos: Sauron, I will never forgive you for all of the pain and suffering you've caused to so many in your path, including to Karl Lykos, and now I will see to it that you never rise again, and you will be reduced to ashes forever.

Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with crimson red flames, phoenixes, and dragons surrounding it, there's Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Hilary Thestalos emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Hilary Thestalos grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing crimson red hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with crimson red flames, phoenixes, and dragons surrounding her, she has Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and with the Fire Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch with crimson red gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts. Hilary Thestalos has on a short-sleeved crimson red blouse, sleeveless crimson red top with a star on it, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless crimson red trenchcoat with crimson red flames, phoenixes, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch with crimson red flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large crimson red feathers have red tips on the feathers. Hilary Thestalos has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos' massive Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch-themed sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow and black energy, rainbow lights, darkness, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch's Greatsword of Firestorm Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, crimson dragon heads for the crossguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four crimson red dragon heads with crimson red gems in its mouths and a large crimson red gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch that said, "Hilary Thestalos, Gene-Slammer of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch, Really Talented and Awesome Sports Star, Lover of Nuclear Hot Spicy Food, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Crimson Red Flames, Phoenixes, and Dragons"

ヒラリー・テスタロス、ザスタロスのジーン・スラマー、ファイアストーム・モナーク、本当に才能があり素晴らしいスポーツスター、核の熱いスパイシーな食べ物の恋人、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、とサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして深紅色の赤い炎、フェニックス、そしてドラゴンのマスター

Hilary Thestalos has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CRIMSON RED THESTALOS DRACONIC FIRESTORM PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF CRIMSON FIRESTORM JUSTICE AND FIERY LOVE!

We were amazed by Hilary Thestalos' Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Sauron saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to attack her, but Hilary Thestalos fired a powerful red hot crimson red energy blast with crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch, and it hits Sauron and sent him flying into a wall, and Lincoln sent a swarm of bats to claw at Sauron's eyes and gouged them out, blinding him forever.

Nico: Wow, Hilary Thestalos has transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, awesome.

Me: And that energy blast she fired sent that freak flying into a wall, and Lincoln sent a swarm of vampire bats at him to claw his eyes out, awesome.

Nico: Adriana's blood did give him all the powers and strengths of the vampires, and none of the weaknesses, but he also got the thirst for blood, and when we've been killing evil vampires over the years and he's also absorbed them into his body, he's also assimilated their powers as well, whoa.

Eli: That's right.

Lincoln: Wow, Hilary, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Hilary Thestalos: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and Divine Firestorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with this pterodactyl mutant once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Hilary.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Hilary Thestalos.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This time, you're never coming back, Sauron. Prepare to die!

Hilary Thestalos and Lincoln went after Sauron, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Angels at Sauron, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they slashed off his wings with their massive greatswords and Sauron screamed in excruciating pain. Then, Lincoln fired tentacles made of black symbiotic goo which latched onto Sauron, and combined with his life-force and energy absorption abilities, Lincoln began sucking out Sauron's powers, abilities, and life force and his aura flared up as he was gaining a massive power and energy boost to his infinite power and energy. Suddenly, Sauron's body began shriveling up and when Lincoln was done, Sauron was reduced to a lifeless husk and Hilary fired a powerful crimson red energy blast with crimson red flames and incinerated the corpse, and when Sauron's spirit appeared, Lincoln banished Sauron's spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Hilary Thestalos and Lincoln did as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Hilary Thestalos' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.

Hilary Thestalos: That'll teach you, you pterodactyl monster. Thanks for helping me take down Sauron once and for all, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Hilary.

Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Hilary Thestalos' face, they kissed passionately as Hilary Thestalos' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and crimson red flames raging behind them and we all cheered wildly, and they sucked in and absorbed the flames.

Nico: That'll teach that pterodactyl freak, Sauron.

Me: And he's never ever coming back.

Lincoln: That's right, what a monster.

Eli: But, we're now rid of him for good.

Nico: That's right. Oh, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: Ooh, how about a Gene-Slammer for B.E.S. Big Core?

Me: Ooh, now that's a good one.

Nico: You said it, it looks really awesome, and it's one of the B.E.S. monsters in this specific archetype. But, whoever's been Gene-Slammed into this one has to be incredibly smart.

Lincoln: That's right, but we'll know who it is tomorrow.

Me: Good idea.

Maria: And now for the fireworks!

Maria: Also, Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm gonna go for an Evolved Prypiatosian-B Gene-slammer next.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) Wow! An Ultimate version of me. That is gonna be most interesting to see.

Nico: It sure will. So one of the fire users will go with.

Me: This will be awesome too. Volcana will go with if you want.

Nico: Sure.

Volcana: I would be honored.

We went down and watched the Fireworks go off and they were beautiful and amazing!

All of us: Wow!

Lots of fireworks were going off all over.

It was an awesome way to have fun on the 4th of July.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS! Hope you all are having a great time on the 246th anniversary of our freedom. This was an awesome party chapter. The first part of this chapter was for the Billy and Mandy episode called Which Came First? That's one of the oldest known questions in humanity thats been around since 58,000 years ago. But no this is not based on that question. It was for where the trio discovered a Cold War Superchicken Growth Lab. Playing with fire. It aired on July 30th, 2004 and that's one of my favorites. The second part is for where we went to Transylvania and got the rest of the Champions of Harmony. Awesome. Nico, Volcana, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are going to the volcanic planet Alhmacan and we're going to be in for a hot battle as we take down Zennia Nikolaevna's enemy she got expelled from school, Veronica who is out for revenge and we're going to battle her in a crystal cave under the searing hot ground of the planet. So I'll need the scene for when she appears please guest. Also we're going to battle Another Samurai Red and that one is gonna be a surprise! And we're also going to meet an Evolved Prypiatosian-B Gene-slammer named Nora Normavennikova. Nora is from the Ukraine and she is one of Nico's close friends. She was born with immensely powerful cosmic pyrokinesis and cosmic thermokinesis that turn her into a powerful living nuclear inferno. She also has the power to use radiation. And she went to Nico's Math Class and defended him from bullies. Lincoln and his group are heading to Azgol in the world of Magic the Gathering, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Daemos, Karn, Jennix, Brix, Bora, Verna, Malos, Thanis, and Mortia. They're known as The Inheritors, a family of vampiric beings who feed on the mystical energy of "totems", a mystical bridge between man and animal, and another enemy of Spider-Man. And they're going to meet a B.E.S. Big Core Gene-Slammer named Becky Long, who's one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she's a very strong and powerful technomancer. But, she wasn't always born like that. She was pronounced braindead at age 4 and the doctors then came up with a very risky and dangerous operation. They replaced her dead brain with an artificial Positronic Brain and it was far more powerful than any brain we have. It gave her incredible powers in Technokinesis and turned her mind into an incredible computer capable of storing an infinite amount of information and unleashing the full 100% of her brain power. She's in Lori's school and she's protected Lincoln from the worst of Lisa Loud's fury and almost got Lisa disowned and sent to a nuthouse in the federal prison system forever as well as all her science stuff confiscated by the scientific community forever. Get ready for an explosive and powerful adventure that defies all form of imagination as we go meet Max, Sharkboy and Lavagirl and kill the evil Mr. Electric! We're going to make sure he pays for his crimes! BIG TIME!

See you all tomorrow!