I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
At an awesome new all you can eat breakfast buffet restaurant that was partnered with Lynn's Table called The Protein Barn was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Shope, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there having breakfast. We were having an awesome steak and eggs all you can eat breakfast.
Me: (Eating steak) Mmm! Delicious.
Crag: (Eating Steak and eggs) It sure is.
Chunk: This is one of the best breakfasts ever! Even the eggs are good.
Slab: Boy they sure are.
Rip: This place is great.
Me: Glad you guys like it. Mr. Lynn added it to the menu last week.
Nico: It's really good stuff.
Qin: I'll say.
Eli: (Eating steak) Delicious. Nothing like having a hearty meal after a big battle.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Shope.
Shope: (Eating Steaks) Mmm! No problem Nico. It's awesome that I get to go with you today on this rescue.
Lana: I'll say.
Nico: Shope, are you happy Wertz is dealt with?
Shope: You bet I am. (Eating steak) Mmm.
Me: We all are. That monster had it coming.
Rarity: (Eating eggs) I agree there darlings. He was a most repulsive mad scientist.
Me: We should have killed him from the very start instead of sending him to the nuthouse.
Eli: Yeah.
Maria: Honestly, I was fine with any fate he was given. And we got to see a new curse in action.
Lincoln: We sure did. And it fits him perfectly.
Me: That curse mind-raped him till he was a deranged monster that is too insane even for the worst of the worst to get out.
Lincoln: Yep. (Eats eggs and steaks)
The Ripping Friends ate lots of awesome steaks.
Qin: But that curse was a scary one to see though.
Lola: It sure was.
Camie: We all thought it was amazing though.
May: Yeah it sure was cool.
Nico: Yesterday was awesome. Not gonna lie.
Crag: You're not kidding there Nico. That was easily one of the most amazing and action packed adventures we've had.
Sirius: Boy it sure was. And one of the most explosive.
Me: I'll say. That was so awesome how we faced numerous Hidiacs. It was like facing the 10 Terrors all over again.
Nico: It sure was.
May: So many explosions went off all over the place.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. A most amazing and action packed experience.
Nico: And we recruited our first Kamen Rider team.
Me: We sure did. That's one down and I think 14 to go?
Nico: Somewhere around there. I have a feeling Kabuto is gonna be just as exciting.
Crag: Yeah it will be awesome.
Laney: We're going after the Worms next.
Me: Yep.
May: That is gonna be awesome to see when we face them.
Kaina Tsutsumi: (Eating steak) It sure will be.
Nico: Woz's Rejoice speech that time was very unique.
Shope: It sure was. I thought it was so awesome.
Laney: Me too. It was amazing.
Varie: Yeah. 2005's Kamen Rider Team is now with us and the first one of many.
Kaito: That is true. I'm looking forward to see what Kabuto will have in store for us.
Nico: Yeah me too.
Me: Nokama is looking forward to that one as well.
Tsuyu: She sure is.
Nico: How many steaks have you eaten, May?
May: (BURPS) Oh pardon me. 10.
Nico: Wow you were hungry.
May: I sure was.
Sunset Shimmer: We all were hungry.
Me: And it was really filling. (BELCHES) Oh scuse me.
Qin: It sure was delicious.
Nico: How about you, Maria?
Maria: 9. Ahh. I'm stuffed.
Crag: Ahh nothing like a good steak and eggs breakfast.
Slab: Boy you said it.
Rip: Yeah. This was a great way to start the day.
Lola: Yeah it was.
Lincoln: Oh yeah.
But then a alarm sounded.
Me: Uh oh. Trouble.
Eli: I sense Another Ranger coming!
The doors were kicked down.
And then we saw a figure come in and there was a zombie tiger roar and we saw that it was ANOTHER JUNGLE FURY RED! It looked like a scary version of Jungle Fury Red and had a scary red tiger skull helmet!
Qin: WHOA! It's Another Jungle Fury Red!
Me: Whoa! Casey and Cheshire would not like the sight of this one.
Lola: No they sure wouldn't.
Nico: (To the patrons) Everyone get ready for an awesome battle with Another Ranger!
Man: Go get that Ranger Imposter guys!
Me: With pleasure!
Nico: Luckily I came prepared.
Nico pressed a button on a remote control and activated an arena stage for the restaurant for everyone to watch.
Nico: (activates Cheshire's Ridewatch) I came prepared for this as well!
Nico activated it and got Cheshire's claw blades from his knuckles!
Me: YEAH! But lets find out who this Casey Rhodes impersonator is.
Eli: Yeah! Who are you!?
Me: You have a lot of nerve impersonating Casey!
Then it clutched its head.
Another Jungle Fury Red: (In a girls voice) HELP ME J.D.!
Me: Huh? That voice!
It reverted back in a swirled of darkness and we saw that it was a girl with purple hair and she had pink eyes and blue clothes. But her clothes were all torn up and tattered.
Me: (GASP) Sophia Cassion!
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. And she is one of my friends I met on the streets. Her mother was a total schizophrenic and she was kicked out onto the streets at age 13. I found her living in a cardboard box in an alley and gave her awesome food and clothes. But 3 days before I was supposed to leave for Michigan, I was going to tell her that I was leaving but I couldn't find her. She disappeared!
Nico: Whoa man!
Nico rushed at her and I grabbed him!
Nico: J.D.!?
Me: Nico don't do anything rash! She needs help! Her mother is the one that hurt her! But you don't have to worry about that. She's in the nuthouse. But the severity of her disease was so bad that she was deemed tragically incurable. She died in the nuthouse.
Nico: Oh man!
Sophia Cassion: Yes! But help me guys! I can't control this power! It's too much!
Nico: Hold on Sophia!
Me: We'll save you.
Nico: J.D., I'm not happy about fighting her either. But we can't let her harm anymore innocents!
Me: I know. Just calm down and lets help her out as much as we can.
Nico: Okay.
Sophia Cassion then was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and it had the spirits of animals around it and she reverted back to ANOTHER JUNGLE FURY RED!
Me: Okay now we can let loose on her.
Nico: With pleasure.
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Crag: Come on guys!
Ripping Friends, May and Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Another Jungle Fury Red charged at Shope and used the Spirit of The Pigeon and Plastique's powers!
Pigeons are symbolic of fertility and prosperity, fortune, luck, and transformation. They're said to be one of the first bird species to be domesticated by humans and have been friends to us since ancient times. These birds are also symbolic of persistence, harmony and well-being, mercy and forgiveness, and freedom.
She fired an explosion blast and Shope fired a wave of lightning and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Good thing the arena had a force field around it to protect everyone.
Me: Whoa! She has Animal Spirits all imbued with the powers of the Masters of Evil in them!
Qin: Wow! Isabelle's gonna have an amazing time telling us and them what they represent.
Sayaka: She sure is!
Shope: Shocking, isn't it?!
Nico: YEAH!
?: That is a fact!
A figure came out and we saw that it was a Na'Vi!
Me: Whoa a Na'Vi!
Nico: Wow!
Na'Vi: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Emily Littlefield! Wow!
She jumped and kicked Another Jungle Fury Red and knocked her down.
Me: I got this!
I fired a blast of blue fire and it hit Another Jungle Fury Red and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was defeated and back to normal and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Nico: YEAH!
Then numerous beams of light flew out and scattered all over the place and many of them hit our hands and we all got spirit animal rings for the spirit animals all imbued with the powers of the Masters of Evil. Mine was a Dragon, Nico's was a vampire bat, May's was a Siamese Fighting Fish, etc., etc.
Me: Wow! This is awesome!
Nico: The Vampire Bat Spirit is perfect for me.
Lola: Wow! So awesome.
Me: And many of these spirits weren't featured in Jungle Fury.
Applejack: No they weren't.
I went over to Sophia and picked her up and gave her my serum and cured her I put her on my back and Emily reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had a bow and arrow set on her back. And she had blue and black clothes too.
Nico: It's awesome to see you again Emily.
Emily Littlefield: You too Nico. The ancestors of the Comanche are honored to see you too.
Me: You're part of the Comanche Indians? Wow! I've had a really awesome fascination with them.
Camie: That is cool!
Crag: It sure is.
Shope: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emily Littlefield: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico were on a reserve for my people in Oklahoma and we saw some treasure thieves trying to steal from my people. We caught him by using our arrows to pin him to a tree until the police arrived.
Me: Wow! That is awesome.
Qin: It sure is and I remember going there too. That was awesome marksmanship from you both.
Laney: Wow that is awesome.
Emily Littlefield: It sure is.
Me: And being a Na'Vi gene-slammer is perfect for you. They have amazing marksmanship in arrows as well.
Emily Littlefield: Yes it is.
Nico and Emily hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Qin: Same with me Emily.
Emily Littlefield: I missed you both too.
Me: But wow this was an awesome way to start our day. An awesome breakfast turned into a rescue.
Laney: Yeah it was great.
Crag: A very memorable breakfast for all of us.
Maria: You said it.
We later paid our bill and went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Julie Yamamoto are heading to New York City, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're also going to take down and destroy Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur, who's another of Thor's enemies.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in New York City, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're also going to take down and destroy Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur, who's another of Thor's enemies.
Me: That's right, big guy. Thor told us what Agger's capable of when he transforms into The Minotaur, and he's not going down without a fight.
Nico: Yeah, and he gave Thor quite a hard time. But, we'll put an end to him.
Lincoln: Yep, and he's going to get sent to The River of Fire, and it's been a long time since we've sent someone to The River of Fire, so this is going to be good. And thanks for joining us, Julie.
Julie Yamamoto: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be awesome.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Dario Agger, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Dario Agger, and he's going to kill them.
?: That brute, let's get him!
Suddenly, we saw Emiel the Blessed appear before us.
Nico: Wow, that's Emiel the Blessed, the legendary unicorn from the world of Magic the Gathering, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Hazel Alarie, but we'll talk later, let's get Dario Agger and send him to The River of Fire.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Dario Agger, and it allowed the six girls to get to safety. When Dario Agger saw us, he was enraged and his eyes turned red and he transformed into The Minotaur.
Lincoln: Your days of causing havoc are over, Dario Agger. Let's get him, guys.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Julie Yamamoto, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln sliced off The Minotaur's head, and he put his headless body in a brutal bear hug, and he sank his fangs into the neck of the headless body of The Minotaur, and as Lincoln began drinking his blood, he's also absorbing Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur into his body, and he also assimilated all of The Minotaur's powers and abilities. Then, when Lincoln was done feeding on the blood of Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur and absorbing his headless body into his body and assimilating all of his powers and abilities, an energy card formed in Lincoln's large left hand with Dario Agger's soul inside it, and then, Lincoln opened a portal to The River of Fire, and he threw the energy card with Dario Agger's soul into The River of Fire. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur. (To Hazel Alarie) And it's so good to see you again, Hazel Alarie.
Hazel Alarie reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing orange hair and the horn of Emiel the Blessed on her head, yellow eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful white angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Emiel the Blessed, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved orange leopard print blouse, orange sleeveless midriff top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange shoes, and long sleeveless orange trenchcoat with unicorns and magic on the coattails, and Emiel the Blessed on the back, and holstered on her back a large Emiel the Blessed-themed greatsword with Emiel the Blessed etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, unicorn heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large unicorn heads with a large orange gem below the unicorn heads for the pommel.
Hazel Alarie: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Hazel Alarie and they hugged, and Hazel Alarie's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs as well.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Hazel Alarie: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs as well, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Hazel Alarie, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and you're going to like this: she was born with massive beautiful white angel wings and with powers of healing magic and she also has a very unique ability to create an aura that calms people down and alleviates their stress and anxiety. She's helped me so many times when I had to deal with anxiety and stress due to the actions caused by my sisters and she's defended and protected me from the absolute worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath.
Nico: That's really awesome, and now that she's been Gene-Slammed into Emiel the Blessed, she also now has Emiel's horn on her head and her powers have gotten an extra massive boost.
Me: Nice.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Hazel Alarie's neck with yellow gems on the gold thunderbolt links and black crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Hazel Alarie: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Hazel.
Hazel Alarie had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Hazel Alarie's waist and Hazel Alarie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Hazel Alarie's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The six girls are Abramelin, Arsnotoria, Ko Alberta, Mell, Picatrix, Hammit, Lidel, Solow, and Voyniy from Smile of the Arsnotoria the Animation.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Abramelin, Arsnotoria, Ko Alberta, Mell, Picatrix, Hammit, Lidel, Solow, and Voyniy from Smile of the Arsnotoria the Animation.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Abramelin: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Abramelin and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Abramelin: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and the five clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Abramelin: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Abramelin, Arsnotoria, Ko Alberta, Mell, Picatrix, Hammit, Lidel, Solow, and Voyniy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did to him by slicing off The Minotaur's head, biting him on the neck and drinking his blood and absorbing him into his body along with assimilating his powers and abilities and sending him to The River of Fire, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Hazel Alarie have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and Lincoln had stuffed and mounted The Minotaur's head on a wall, and it was awesome.
After sending Dario Agger A.K.A. The Minotaur to The River of Fire, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Hazel Alarie saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Hazel Alarie: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Hazel, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Hazel Alarie: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Hazel, how did you defend and protect Lincoln from the worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath?
Hazel Alarie: Oh, now that's one I'd never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were having fun playing video games in the living room, but our fun was rudely interrupted when he was ambushed by Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and they began beating the crud out of him and they were laughing cruelly at his pain. But, the worst came when Lynn and Lola broke Lincoln's arms and legs and he screamed in pain, and Lori was about to break his neck to kill him. That set me off and I took off after them, and I knocked them all off Lincoln, and I took him in my arms and he was crying badly and he was stressed out badly. I created an aura to calm him down and alleviate his stress and anxiety and I used some healing magic to repair his arms and legs, and he was 100% better, but we weren't done yet. We tied Lori, Lynn, and Lola up with nylon rope and we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud what those three did, and when I was done, they grounded Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and sent them to Aunt Ruth's for three months for what they did to Lincoln.
We cheered wildly for what Hazel Alarie did to save Lincoln and teach Lori, Lynn, and Lola a lesson.
Me: That was awesome work, Hazel.
Nico: What you did to save Lincoln and heal his broken arms and legs, and alleviate his stress and anxiety caused by their attack, that was really amazing.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: With those skills, any stress or anxiety would be alleviated for good, and it'll be a thing of the past.
Eli: You said it.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounds, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Amiba, the fucked up bastard that cares for one thing only, being recognized as a genius who impersonated Toki, and even worked with Jagi who taught enough of Hokuto Shinken which in turn helped Amiba ruin Toki's image.
Kenshiro: Amiba, I should've known he'd be here.
Lincoln: I remembered Lin telling me about him, this guy cares only about being recognized as a genius, and even worse, he impersonated Toki, and he even worked Jagi who taught him enough of Hokuto Shinken to help Amiba ruin Toki's image.
Me: That fucked-up remorseless bastard!
Nico: So, just like Jagi, he's getting The Black Gates, right?
Lincoln: Yep. Come on, gang, let's go.
We flew out The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy and elemental forces at Amiba. When Amiba saw us, especially Kenshiro, he flew into a dangerous rage.
Amiba: You!
Lincoln: I should've known you'd show up, Amiba. But, we're not letting you run free any second longer.
Dolores (Stitch!): And I've had enough of you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Dolores' eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with ocean waves, doves, and water hibiscuses, and as she approached Amiba, she left blue energy, ocean waves, doves, and water hibiscuses with every step.
Dolores (Stitch!): You really make me sick, Amiba, you're no true martial artist, you only cared for one thing only: being recognized as a genius. You impersonated Toki, and even worked with Jagi who taught enough of Hokuto Shinken which in turn helped ruin Toki's image. You are a remorseless monster and you must be destroyed.
Suddenly, Dolores was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with ocean waves and water hibiscuses surrounding it, there's a dive flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Dolores emerged, but she was changed forever.
Dolores grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her black hair, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with ocean waves, doves, and water hibiscuses surrounding her, she has a dove emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dove earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has a dove holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts. Dolores has on a short-sleeved purple blouse and sleeveless white dress top, black skirt with doves on it, purple knee-high boots, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with ocean waves, doves, and water hibiscuses on the coattails, and a dove surrounded by ocean waves on the back. Suddenly, Dolores felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with purple tips on the large blue feathers, sprouted out of her back. Dolores has on her Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Dolores has a brand-new greatsword in her right hand called Ocean Dove's Maelstrom Greatsword of Tropical Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with a dove with water hibiscuses surrounding it etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large dove wings for the crossguard, large white gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large white gem surrounded by angel wings the pommel. Dolores (Stitch!) has on her brand-new gold Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large blue gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dove head with blue gems for eyes and a purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the dove that said, "Dolores, Best Friend of Yuna Kamihara, Expert Genius, Hardworking Student, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Seeker of Adventure, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Water Hibiscuses, and Doves"
ドロレス、神原ゆなの親友、エキスパートの天才、勤勉な学生、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、多くの友人、冒険の探求者、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、そして水、水ハイビスカス、鳩のマスター
Dolores (Stitch!) has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MAELSTROM TROPICAL OCEAN DOVE ANGEL OF TROPICAL JUSTICE AND MAELSTROM LOVE!
We were amazed by Dolores; Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Amiba saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Dolores fired a powerful blue energy blast with ocean waves, doves, and water hibiscuses, and it hit Amiba and sent him flying into a wall, and it pissed him off even more.
Lincoln: Wow, Dolores, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Dolores (Stitch!): (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Maelstrom Dove and Divine Ocean Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Amiba once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Dolores.
Kenshiro: Allow me to join in as well, I've had enough of Amiba constantly tormenting others as well.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Dolores, and Kenshiro also joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You're going to pay for ruining Toki's image, Amiba, and there'll be no mercy for what you've done.
Sasha (Stitch!), Lincoln, and Kenshiro went after Amiba, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Butterflies, and Angels at Amiba, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with powerful martial arts techniques and he didn't see them coming, and this was really angering Amiba to no end.
Amiba: Alright, that's it, I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice!
Amiba used his newly-discovered vital points to power himself up, as his muscles grew even bigger, but this was the opportunity they were waiting for, as Lincoln, Dolores (Stitch!), and Kenshiro threw a powerful punch to Amiba's chest, and it was so powerful, it destroyed his heart and Amiba belched out blood and he died. Then, as his spirit appears, Lincoln banished Amiba to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Dolores (Stitch!), Lincoln, and Kenshiro did, as Dolores and Lincoln holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Dolores' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Dolores (Stitch!): In the immortal words of Nico, Amiba, you have failed this entire world. Linky, Kenshiro, thanks for helping me take down Amiba.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Dolores.
Kenshiro: Glad to be of help to you both. Now, I'm finally rid of Amiba for good.
Suddenly, Dolores (Stitch!) wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Dolores' face, they kissed passionately as Dolores' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dove, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and ocean waves crashing behind them and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Alright, now we're rid of that bastard, Amiba, once and for all.
Lincoln: But, there's bound to be more of Kenshiro's enemies out there, Nico, but we'll be ready for them.
Me: You said it, big guy.
Lincoln: Better take care of Amiba's remains.
Lincoln sprouted out one of his eleven massive, long, and powerful white werewolf tails with Cell's suction stinger, and as he stabbed it into Amiba's body, Lincoln began absorbing Amiba's bio-energy as Lincoln was sucking him in and assimilating Amiba's powers and abilities. Suddenly, Amiba's body began shriveling up as Lincoln continued absorbing Amiba's bio-energy and sucking him inside, and as soon as Lincoln was done, all that was left of Amiba were his clothing, which were burned by a rainbow fireball fired by Lincoln. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we were rid of another of Kenshiro's enemies, but there's bound to be more out there, but we'll be ready for them.
Later it was time for Irma's 2nd Ambassador Mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Irma? Besides Ed the Protector and 2 Rabbids?
Cassidy: The predecessor Guardians can go too.
Me: That would be awesome. Great idea.
Lola: Yeah it sure will.
Qin: I'll go too. I actually want to get some action in after everything that happened yesterday.
Nico: Okay Qin. Lets head on out!
We were off to Alaska.
We arrived. And we saw Snake and Quiet blasting more of FOXHOUND.
We fired waves of elements and energy and destroyed them.
Me: Looks like we arrived just in time.
Snake: Perfect timing guys.
Irma: Snake, meet our predecessors.
Cassidy: Awesome to meet you. I'm Cassidy, Irma's predecessor Guardian for Water.
Halinor: I'm Halinor, Taranee's Predecessor Guardian for Fire.
Yan Lin: I'm Yan Lin, Hay Lin's grandmother and predecessor Guardian for Air.
Kadma: I'm Kadma, Cornelia's predecessor Guardian for Earth.
Nerissa: And I'm Nerissa, Will's Predecessor Guardian for the Heart of Kandrakar.
Quiet: It's an honor to meet you all.
Kadma: Same here.
Nico: And this is one of my best friends.
Qin: I'm Qin Chen. It's an honor to meet you guys.
Snake: Same to you Qin.
Ed the Protector: And my name is Ed. I'm from the 41st Century.
Me: Awesome story on that one. We met Ed and his friends in the future over 2,000 years from now. Really awesome.
Quiet: That is cool!
Yan Lin: J.D. and the others actually helped make me young.
Snake: Really?
Me: Yeah we have the power to do anything.
Irma: J.D. is a god among man and his power is amazing. As we grew closer we all became like him in a way.
Nerissa: And J.D. saved me from myself.
Me: Before Nerissa joined us she was one of our most dangerous enemies. The battles we had with her were so devastating that they threatened to tear the entire planet apart.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Cornelia: They sure were.
Me: But I helped Nerissa get redeemed.
Quiet: That's amazing.
Irma: We all thought so too.
Will: And now I'm learning so much from my predecessor Guardian.
Me: I should explain what happened with Nerissa and how she became one of our most dangerous enemies before her redemption.
I went over her history and it was both shocking and amazing.
Nerissa is a major antagonist from the obscure Italian Disney comic book W.I.T.C.H. and the animated series of the same name. Her aliases made several appearances during Season One, but her true nature was not revealed until Season Two.
In the English dubbed version of the animated series, she was voiced by the veteran voice actress Kath Soucie in one of her very few villainous roles. In the Italian version, she was voiced by Cristina Giolitti.
Nerissa was once the holder of the Heart of Kandrakar and the Guardian of Quintessence, but it was taken from her because she was corrupted by its power. Mad with jealousy, she turned on her fellow Guardians and accidentally killed Cassidy by shooting her off a cliff with lightning during a fight for the Heart of Kandrakar. For this crime, she was sentenced to be sealed in Mount Thanos until she was freed by a portal (in the comics the occurrence of all elements combined in one evanescent being). She went trough the portal to Meridian where she met the Mage, who had hoped that she would reform if shown compassion.
After the Mage's death, Nerissa took over her identity and manipulated events in Meridian from behind the scenes. She also disguised herself as a red-headed lady named Trill during the reign of Prince Phobos. Taking up work in Phobos's castle in order to feed information back to the rebels, and to become close to Elyon once she was returned to the throne. In season two, she successfully siphons all Elyon's power into a jewel, which becomes the jewel version of the Heart of Meridian.
As the former holder of the Heart of Kandrakar, Nerissa has the same powers as the current holder and Guardian of Quintessence, Will Vandom.
Some 40 years prior to the events of W.I.T.C.H., Nerissa served as the leader of the Guardians of the Veil and as the Keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar. She was the Guardian of Quintessence. However, the Council of Kandrakar feared that the power of the Heart was corrupting her, and took it from her believing that doing so would save her from her newly discovered lust for power.
Desperate to regain the Heart, the ambitious Nerissa confronted the new holder of the Heart, Cassidy, the Guardian of Water. The pair fought, and Nerissa accidentally sent Cassidy plummeting to her death from the top of a mountain. As punishment for Cassidy's death, Nerissa was sentenced to a lifetime of imprisonment in an ice cave on Mount Thanos. When the Veil was raised, a portal opened in Mount Thanos and Nerissa used it to escape to Meridian. Later, the Mage helped her, hoping that her guilt and an act of compassion would reform her.
Nerissa laid low during Phobos' reign (before and during season 1). She created a new identity that of a good natured red-headed lady called Trill, and used her cunning and magic to gain employment in Phobos' castle, from where she helped the resistance by smuggling people into/out of the castle and by passing on information. Her true nature was not revealed during this time.
During this period she also took over the identity of her former protector the Mage (who had since died), and became the lover of the future rebel leader's father, Julian. Together they had a child, Caleb, who became the leader of the resistance. Nerissa later revealed that she had given birth to Caleb specifically for the purpose of him becoming the rebel leader (In the comic book continuity, Nerissa did not take on the identity of the Mage who only appears in the animated series, and is not related to Caleb who was created rather than born, and has no parents). Caleb did not learn of his relationship to Nerissa until season 2.
After Phobos' downfall, Nerissa became the primary antagonist and began to move against the Guardians. She freed some of Phobos' minions as she forms her new minions the Knights of Vengeance and set them against the Guardians. Also, she attempted to subvert and disrupt their daily lives on Earth.
In her identity as Trill, Nerissa also befriended Elyon, giving her a necklace that she said had once belonged to Elyon's birth parents. Unbeknownst to Elyon, the necklace was slowly siphoning her powers, and when she was tricked into hating her parents and throwing away the necklace they had left for her, her powers went with it. (Nerissa could not have taken Elyon's powers by force, but was able to steal them as they were given away freely.) Nerissa then revealed her true identity, and trapped Elyon inside the necklace, which was now the physical embodiment of the Heart of Meridian.
With the power of the Heart of Meridian, Nerissa became far stronger. She ceased using Phobos's minions and fashioned her own out of fire, ice, rock, and the forms of Matthew Olsen and Mister Huggles, naming them the Knights of Destruction.
While the Knights kept the Guardians busy, Nerissa set about reforming the original Guardians: Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma, and the revived spirit of Cassidy. She found the weaknesses in their characters and exploited them in order to take control of their minds. Aided by her magic scepter known as the Seal of Nerissa(formed by combining the Heart of Meridian with the Heart of Zamballa), she then drained her Knights of their power (destroying two of them in the process) and used it to re-energize her Guardian mind slaves, restoring their youth and power.
Nerissa used the former Guardians to fight the current Guardians in an element versus element battle in which Will had promised not to retreat. At first, Nerissa's Guardians, powered by two Hearts, had the upper hand, until Will realized that the former Guardians were strong when fighting their opposite elemental number, but lacked the free will necessary to diversify their attacks in order to fight against a different element. This change of tactics allowed the Guardians to defeat Nerissa and force her to retreat.
When the current Guardians next fought Nerissa, they were able to break her spell of control over the former Guardians. Once Cassidy was freed by Irma (she was thrown in a pool, and Irma used her skill to influence minds to dispel Nerissa's brainwashing), the others soon followed. However, before they could press home their advantage, Nerissa absorbed the former Guardians into her Seal, allowing her to access all of their powers. Only the intervention of the newly-freed Phobos prevented her from turning her new elemental powers against the Guardians, and she was forced her to retreat once more.
Nerissa's final defeat came on Halloween, when she attempted to steal the power of the Heart of Earth, Cornelia's younger sister. After cornering and capturing Napoleon the cat, one of the Regents of Earth, Phobos (disguised as Napoleon) drained Nerissa of her powers and took the Seal of Nerissa, later the Scepter of Phobos, for his own. He then trapped Nerissa in the Seal along with Elyon, Yan Lin, and the other former Guardians. The former of whom had since learned to reabsorb enough of her powers from the Seal to allow her to exact punishment on the trapped Nerissa for her treachery.
Nerissa remained trapped in Weira's jewel, which was the jewel version of the Heart of Meridian, and was passed into the hands of Julian and Caleb. Nerissa remains trapped inside, living out her dream of conquering the universe with her husband and son by her side, not realizing that it is an illusion.
The previous keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar, Nerissa was consumed by the immense power the Heart gave her and eventually began to descend into evil. The Oracle sensed this and decided that she was no longer fit to keep the Heart. When he entrusted it to Cassidy (who was then the Guardian of Water), it drove Nerissa over the edge. Mad with jealousy, she turned on her fellow Guardians and killed Cassidy. When she was defeated, she was sentenced to be sealed in a coffin located in Mount Thanos until the day all of the Aurameres were joined together. That eventually came to pass through the efforts of Luba, who was convinced that the girls were unworthy of their status as Guardians.
Awakened from her slumber, Nerissa got her teenage looks back, created the Four Knights of Revenge, and tricked Will into giving her the Heart, declaring war against Kandrakar. After losing strength in the battle with the Guardians in Kandrakar, Nerissa re-absorbed the magic she used to create her Knights of Revenge, destroying them automatically. In the end, the Guardians combined their powers and directed them at Nerissa at once, vanquishing her for once and for all.
One of Nerissa's more insidious powers is her ability to change the girls' dreams, turning them into nightmares. The dreams may occasionally affect the real world as well. At the beginning of the second arc, Will's arm is branded with Nerissa's special seal (shaped like the Heart of Kandrakar, but with one scar-like line crossing it) during a dream. It is implied that Hay Lin is less susceptible to these fiendish assaults, since her grandmother, Yan Lin, was Nerissa's best friend before their group was dispersed. One sequence sees the team confronting their tormentor in the so-called "World of Nightmares", entering a "mutual dream" by going to sleep in the same room. This is another episode which stresses the importance of unity the girls manage to survive the dream because they are together, as opposed to being attacked one by one. They succeed in trapping Nerissa in the Heart, and then wake up. However, they find she was only defeated in the realm of dreams, and that they still had to face her in reality.
Quiet: Wow that's awful.
Me: It was.
Snake: As long as you regret your past actions, we won't have any problems.
Nerissa: Thanks.
Me: Her darkness was really dangerous. It totally consumed her. I sensed that there was still good in her and I saved her from herself on Christmas last year.
Qin: It was really awesome.
Quiet: Wow that is awesome.
Cassidy: It sure was and now I have my best friend back.
Irma: That is for sure.
Snake: The Foxhound agents in the area might have been dealt with, But I've got a feeling someone more dangerous is coming.
Eli: You're right I sense it. It's Another Rider.
Quiet: You mean the guys that are imposter Kamen Riders from Zi-O?
Me: Yep that's them. And we're also dealing with Another Rangers too.
Qin: Really nasty story behind it all.
Cassidy: But we've been doing a really awesome job taking them down.
Halinor: We sure have.
Colonel: And I can identify the Another Rider. It looks like Kamen Rider Brave from the Ex Aid team.
We gasped!
Nico: Whoa! Looks like we're going to have Gashats for the Non-Core members of the M.O.E.
Me: I was wondering when this one was going to show up.
Halinor: Me too. This will be a good one.
Nerissa: It sure will be amazing.
Me: Many of the Another Riders we've encountered were all enemies we've known from our past. Mostly Nico's enemies.
Nico: Yep.
Quiet: Boy that is crazy!
Me: Yeah. And Another Faiz, who we encountered in the Yost Universe was really the dark side of our teammate Lynn Loud. You guys will meet her soon.
Snake: Wow.
Nico: I think I hear its' footsteps.
Me: Not just the footsteps! It's already here!
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER BRAVE! It looked like a scary dark blue version of Brave but with a scary toothed helmet on!
Me: Whoa! This one is ugly!
Eli: Yeah!
Another Brave: Awesome to see you all and Elyon its been a long time.
Elyon: That voice! I was hoping I would never have to see you again Nate Reynolds!
He reverted back and he was a punk boy with spiked mohawk hair and punk clothes.
Nate Reynolds: I'm flattered you still remember me Elyon.
Me: You know him?
Elyon: Unfortunately I do. He's my ex-boyfriend!
We gasped!
Cornelia: It's true, guys.
Me: I thought you looked familiar! You were a local street gang member and a career criminal that I busted a while back shortly before Will and her friends were chosen as the Guardians of Candrakar and let me tell you, you are a NASTY NASTY piece of work.
Eli: Is he really?
Me: Oh yeah. He has a RAP Sheet that is over a mile long. Most of his crimes are all petty offenses like theft, robbery, burglary and all that.
Qin: Geez! This guy is trouble!
Me: Yep.
Nate Reynolds: You sure have changed a lot J.D.
Me: Looks like your time and prison did the same for you too. You've been really hitting the machines.
Nate Reynolds: Yeah I sure have. And this new power I got really brings out the badass in me.
Me: You already were badass to begin with.
Nate Reynolds: True. But I have this new power from Swartz.
Me: That power is really dangerous Nate. But it's time to send you back to prison.
Elyon: Things have changed since we last met, Nate! And I'll show you!
Me: We all will!
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS UNITE!
In flashes of light we went Guardian!
Will Vandom: (ENERGY SURGES!) THE HEART!
Irma: (WATER SPLASHES) WATER!
Taranee: (FIRE BURNS) FIRE!
Cornelia: (VINES GROW) EARTH!
Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!
Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!
Elyon: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!
Megan McCallister: (STARS SHIMMER) SPACE!
Lillian: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!
Cassidy: (WATER SPLASHES) GUARDIAN OF WATER!
Halinor: (FIRE BURNS) GUARDIAN OF FIRE!
Yan Lin: (WIND BLOWS) GUARDIAN OF AIR!
Kadma: (VINES GROW) GUARDIAN OF EARTH!
Nerissa: (ENERGY SURGES) GUARDIAN OF THE HEART!
Nico: And this is gonna really hurt! (GOES SUPER SAIYAN 3)
Nate was enveloped in swirls of darkness with video games around him and then he turned into ANOTHER BRAVE!
Snake: It's showtime!
Snake grabbed onto a rope ladder of a helicopter and shot grenades at Another Brave.
They hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Nico: Nice shooting!
Me: Now for this!
I formed a sword of lightning!
Another Brave: Try this!
LIGHTNING MAN'S THUNDER FURY III!
He used the power of a parody of Mega Man III and he fired a blast of lightning and I deflected it back and it hit him and electrocuted him.
Me: Lightning Man? What haven't met that one yet from Dr. Wily or Dr. Light.
Nico: That one must be one of the Robot Masters hidden.
Halinor: That could be it.
Ed the Protector charged at Another Brave.
He kicked him down with a powerful kick.
Nico: YEAH!
Halinor and Taranee fired waves of fire and burned Another Brave all over the place.
Me: Take that! Lets see here. I know! YAMATA-NO-OROCHI POWER!
I flared up a light green aura for Yamata No Orochi the Eight-Headed Serpent and it was imbued with the power of Ssserpent and I fired a wave of acid venom and it hit Another Brave in his eyes and burned him!
He was screaming in pain from the poison!
Nico: WHOA!
Snake: Wow! That was amazing J.D.!
Me: Thanks. One of our recent acquirements we got.
Irma: Don't leave me out! This is MY mission, remember?
Nico: Go for it Irma!
Irma: LEVIATHAN POWER!
She flared up an Aqua Blue Aura in the shape of the sea monster Leviathan infused with the power of Demyx and she fired a massive blast of water and smashed Another Brave down with it.
Me: YEAH!
Taranee: Nice one!
Nico: Might as well use some Gashats of our own.
Taranee: Good idea! Lets start with me.
She activated a Gashat!
HEAT WAVE'S SCORCHING BLAZE!
She ran fast with the speed of Sonic The Hedgehog and a massive vortex of fire enveloped Another Brave and burned him all over!
Nico: WHEW! That was hot!
Me: Yeah! WHEW!
Taranee: You're using Gashats. It's only fair we do the same!
Me: But that was well done though Taranee. Lets see here.
I activated mine.
LORD DRAKKON'S DRAGON AXE!
I fired a wave of magic and it formed into a deadly green dragon head and it fired a blast of green fire and burned Another Brave all over the place!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: WOW! That was cool!
Eli: Nice one bro!
Nico: Lets see what mine is for.
Nico activated his.
MYOTISMON'S VAMPIRE SLAYER JOURNEY!
Nico: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
Nico fired a wave of crimson sunlight and it hit Another Brave and burned him!
Cornelia: ALL RIGHT!
Another Brave: You think you can beat me, Elyon? When you were the one who fell for Phobos' lies?
Elyon: Don't remind me! But try this on!
She activated Terminator 1984's ridewatch and her eyes glowed red and she analyzed his weak point.
Elyon: Okay this is weird but I found his weak spot! Aim for his chest!
Nico: You got it!
Cassidy: You bet!
Irma and Cassidy: MAELSTROM OF NEPTUNE'S WRATH!
They fired a massive blast of water and it hit his chest and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
He was down and I grabbed his Ridewatch and purified it and we saw Gashats all over the ground and we picked them all up.
Nate was weak and broken.
Snake: You're in big trouble, dirtbag.
Nico: You have failed this island!
Nate Reynolds: Like I care!
Me: You are going to start caring more when you're back in prison.
I snapped my fingers and beamed him to the Neptune Prison.
Elyon: Good riddance.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys.
Nico: We had an awesome time on this one.
We told them everything and it was cool.
May: Wow! So you guys finally took down Another Brave!
Qin: We sure did and it was awesome.
Lola: Wow!
May: Next time, Aligned Bumblebee should go with you.
Nico: Good idea!
Irma: I was just about to say the same thing.
Aligned Bumblebee: And I would be honored to go with.
Later Rainbow Dash and Ish were going out for some bonding time.
Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) So, Rainbow. What do you and Ish have planned?
Rainbow Dash: We're going out for some sports time and some fun.
Ish: Just heading to the Football Field, the Beach and arcade.
Me: Awesome! You guys have fun. We'll send some of us with you to make sure no one interrupts it.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks guys.
Ish: Yeah This will be awesome. Ready sis?
Rainbow Dash: You bet bro.
Nico: Have fun.
They left and Cybertron Red Alert, Scootaloo and some of the Minicons went with them.
Zarya: One day, me and Kaito will have some bonding time as well.
Nico: Yes you sure will.
Kaito: Looking forward to it.
Me: Same with all the Ambassadors and all that.
Eli: Yeah it will be awesome.
Brittney: Me and Hari should do so as well in the future.
Qin: That's a great idea.
At the football field, Rainbow Dash and Ish were having fun.
Cybertron Ransack: I knew you two would choose it here on the football field.
Rainbow Dash: You bet we would!
Ish: So awesome and fun.
Scootaloo: Yeah!
Sonar (Minicon): It's always fun for them.
Jetstorm: Yep. It sure is.
Runway: Oh yeah!
Later they were at the beach doing some surfing and it was awesome.
Chase: You two having fun so far?
Rainbow Dash: YEAH WE ARE!
Ish: COWABUNGA!
Scootaloo: YEAH!
Cybertron Red Alert: YEAH! So fun!
Later we were getting ready for our next mission.
Indigo Zap: So, Hitoshi. How are you and your team liking it with us so far?
Hitoshi: It's so amazing! We're so honored to be part of the team.
Iori: Yeah it's awesome. And it's more awesome that we're going to have so many awesome adventures with you guys.
Me: It's always an awesome adventure. I can't wait to see what the other Kamen Rider adventures are going to be like in the coming days.
Laney: I know. I'm really excited for this.
Qin: Me too!
Rainbow Dash and Ish came back.
Me: Welcome back guys. Have a lot of fun?
Ish: We sure did and it was awesome!
Rainbow Dash: We went surfing, went to the arcade, had fun playing football and even went to a burger shop.
Lana: Awesome!
Nico:: Glad you guys had fun.
Then Vypra, Calamitous, Vexen, Firefly, Bane, Webstor, Shiv, Hydro Man, King Hiss and Leonard appeared.
Vypra: Can me, Calamitous, Vexen, Firefly, Bane, Webstor, Shiv, Hydro Man, King Hiss and Leonard go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all sure can. Our mission is on a strange planet located 2,122 light years from us.
Lola: I hope it's a good food planet.
Eli: Yeah me too.
Qin: This is gonna be an interesting one.
Nico: Yep.
Crystal Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for an Eosapien next.
Me: The aliens from the world of Darwin IV. Wow!
Qin: This will be awesome to see that.
Nico: Yep it sure would.
Laney: This is gonna be awesome to see.
King Hiss: Let's get going.
Nico: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed two dark energy signals with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the two figures are in the vision: it was The Blood Brothers, and they're coming after us for revenge for what happened in the big battle against Thanos. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and we're not going to like these two one bit: the two dark energy signals I sensed belong to The Blood Brothers, and they're coming after us for revenge for what happened in the big battle against Thanos.
We gasped in shock.
Iron Man: I never thought we'd have to deal with those two again. After the big battle against Thanos, The Blood Brothers disappeared and we haven't seen them since.
Lincoln: And now, they've resurfaced, and they have thoughts of revenge on their minds for what happened to Thanos and The Black Order.
Mary Garcia: I can't believe those lowdown, good-for-nothing, snakes in the grass took long to resurface. But, we're not letting them get away, let's hogtie 'em and run 'em out of town on a rail, and straight to The Masters of Evil's prison.
Lincoln: My thoughts exactly, Mary.
Nico: And that's a good idea you have, Mary. Those Blood Brothers are looking at hard time in the molten pokey for what they've done.
Lincoln: Uh, Nico, was that cowboy talk I just heard?
Nico's eyes went wide at what he said.
Nico: Ah, dang it, now I'm doing it too.
Me: Oops, sorry, Nico.
Nico: It's okay, J.D. Alright, gang, let's go. Hope you have the stomach for the planet we're going to.
Lincoln: Why do I have the feeling that the food planet we're going to is something no one's going to like?
Eli: I'm wondering the same thing, Linc.
We were off to this new mysterious planet. We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6629.6: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is en route to a strange and mysterious planet located 2,122 light years from Earth and we don't know what this world will hold but it will be interesting to see. Our mission is to investigate what this world has and battle any monster on it.
Sugarcoat: Now we have all the Gashats for the Masters of Evil.
Nico: We sure do.
Me: I can't wait to see what they can do.
Derpy Hooves: Especially mine for Cheese Monster.
Laney: Yeah this is gonna be awesome.
Eli: It sure will be awesome.
Lisa: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
It showed that we were at what looked to be a green forest planet.
Nico: Wow it's a forest world.
Me: Wow from up here it looks like a planet covered in trees.
Nico: Yep. Lets land.
We got to landing.
Shiori Shinagawa: It's good that we were able to destroy Orochi. It was probably more powerful than the Man and Woman.
Hydro Man: I agree with you there.
Me: You got that right. But it was nothing we couldn't handle.
We landed and we got out and to our shock and disgust we were on a planet that was MADE OF THE MOST REPULSIVE AND MOST DISGUSTING VEGETABLE EVER KNOWN! A VEGETABLE THAT IS HATED MORE THAN ANYTHING! IT WAS A PLANET MADE OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
Nico: OH YUCK!
Maria: You have got to be kidding me!
Me: A planet made of Brussels Sprouts!? YUCK! I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
Jared: WOW! I love Brussels Sprouts!
Nico: This is really amazing and weird though.
Centaur Man: (horrified) Why?
Nico: How can ANYONE Like vegetables like this!?
Me: No idea but I definitely can put this planet on my list of inedible worlds.
Jared was eating Brussels Sprouts all over.
Numbuh 5: Jared seems to like this place though.
Me: Oh that's my son for you. He is a true vegetarian and loves all vegetables. Including Brussels Sprouts.
Webstor: (to me) Luckily, we brought some more edible vegetables for you to eat. Like carrots.
Me: Carrots I can handle.
Ed: Carrots are good for your eyes. But can it dial a phone?
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
Swindle: And I brought some ice cream.
Nico: Great!
Me: Awesome.
Eli: Cool. (Senses something) Whoa and we got here for a good reason too. I sense that one of Prohyas and Vambre's enemies are here. It's Attacktus.
Vambre: (British Accent) Not him again!
Prohyas: Oh great! Not that prickly guy.
Shiv: Can you remind us who Attacktus is?
Lana: I can do that.
Lana did so.
The Attacktus is a monster who appeared in the Mighty Magiswords episode Attacktus. His appearance is based on that of a punk rocker.
He was formed when Prohyas used the Dolphin Water move to water a cactus. The jewel on the Attacktus' chest was the Cactus Monster and the Warriors have to get the gem from him. Vambre tried to use the Mummy Magisword on him but he grabbed the rope and threw her away. As Prohyas was about to attack the Attacktus with the Chainsaw Magisword, the Attacktus was scared until Princess Zange revealed that it's immuned to chainsaws. Now angry, he begins shooting cactuses at Prohyas. But later, Vambre comes back on a hover sword and uses her Lobster Claw Magisword to unscrew the jewel from his chest.
As the Warriors were about to head home, they notice the Attacktus crying because his chest is bare. Prohyas' motherly passion came through and he decided to use the Cheese Magisword to give the Attacktus a cheese wheel in place of his jewel. The Attacktus shouts WOOHOO! in joy and starts to develop an attraction to Prohyas and Vambre and hugs them which hurts due to his needles. He follows them home and as Prohyas tells him that he can't live with them and he has to go back to the Barren Faceland, the Attacktus does not respond as he's still lovestruck which Prohyas walks away, given up.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa so he's a living cactus monster.
Lola; How freaky.
Lana: Yeah and he will hurt all over. And he's in love with Prohyas.
Prohyas: Yeah! And I don't swing that way!
Itasis: It's fitting that he's here since he's green.
Nico: That is coincidental.
Me: A cactus creature in a world of Brussels Sprouts. Very fitting for him.
Eli: It sure is.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Bane: (to Prohyas) (Spanish Accent) If he touches you, he will be broken like a twig.
Prohyas: Thanks Bane.
Me: And I've had enough cactuses to last an eternity. Especially after how we got seriously hurt by Pizza the Kid blasting us with cactus balls.
Nico: I don't blame you one bit for that J.D. That was painful.
Lola: No kidding. (Shudders) I still hurt from just thinking about it.
Eli: Yeah that was crazy.
Kickback: Not all of us got hurt that day. Just saying.
Me: True. But I got hit the worst. Ouch.
Laney: Yeah no kidding. But Applejack was awesome that day even after going 10 days without sleep in picking the entire orchard all by herself.
Applejack: Yeah that was crazy.
Camie: No kidding. But that must've been a painful one for you all.
Eli: Oh it was.
Calamitous: Cactuses are still useful. Just ask James' Cacnea.
James: Yes that's right.
Me: And lets not forget this.
Announcer: CACTUS MAGISWORD!
I had said Magisword ready.
Nico: I forgot about that one.
Veon: This is a good way to get our minds off the brussel sprouts.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. But you know what would be more awesome is if we were to see a planet made of broccoli.
Eli: It sure would.
Jared: (eating) Yeah. But I like all vegetables. They are awesome.
Vexen: Brussel Sprouts do have their uses though.
Me: Yeah. But I still hate them.
Nico: I don't like them either though. They give me really bad gas.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Octane: Let's go searching for Attacktus now.
We agreed.
Eli: He's over to the North at 5 kilometers,
Nico:: Okay. Stay alert everyone.
We went to find Attacktus.
Firefly: He's around here somewhere.
Nico: Like up there?
We saw a huge punk cactus with punk glasses on and it was ATTACKTUS!
Nico: There he is.
Firefly: Oh.
Qin: This is gonna be awesome.
Marah: Entrance time.
Nico: Lets get him.
We went at him and then the spirits of the Loud Sisters appeared and they swirled around him and they smashed him all over and then converged and then a massive tornado of wind came out and spun Attacktus all over and then we came out.
Me: Now to turn you into a cactus juice smoothie!
Prohyas: That's right you prickle backed meanie!
Leonard: Let's see how you deal with this army!
An army of Leonard's pigs appeared.
Kaito: (takes out Magiranger gear) This is fitting considering the Ranger team who got to shine yesterday.
Zocks: (takes out Boukenger gear) We completely forgot to do this during Nico's rescue.
Kaito summoned a bunch of Magistaffs and Zocks got Hyper Concrete power.
Nico: Take to teach this prickle-bodied freak a lesson!
Then Stinky Butt, Anti Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, Morbucks 2016, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff appeared.
Nico: Stinky Butt, Anti Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, Morbucks 2016, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff.
Stinky Butt: We did our best to ignore the brussel sprouts here.
Anti Wanda: But we failed.
Cavalier: None of us vomited though.
Nico: That's all right.
Eris: (to Nico) We heard you ate a buffet at Lynn's table.
Nico: Oh we sure did.
Mammoth: It must've been yummy!
Nico: It was!
?: I can tell.
A figure came out and it was DESPERAINO from episode 10 of Samurai!
Desperaino was one of the Nighloks. He could fly using the special folding umbrella on his head. He also wielded a spear, which could fire lasers. But his main ability was to summon a special cloud above the heads of his victims, which puts them into despair. In the tenth episode, Desperaino attacked Panorama City and started terrorizing people by summoning his clouds and placing people into despair to increase the level of the Sanzu River. When the Power Rangers arrived, Desperaino battled them and they couldn't defeat him, because Mike carelessly tried to use Beetle Disc and ruined the team's attack on the villain. Then, Desperaino left. He returned to the junk of Master Xandred and planned to get praised by his master by terrorizing the people and increasing the level of the Sanzu River. He annoyed Octoroo by wetting his book and Dayu by wetting her musical instrument. Then, he attacked the city again and again encountered the Rangers. He again successfully battled the heroes, but Mike used his spear as a staff for leaping and jumped to Desperaino before striking the Nighlok with the Spin Sword, destroying him. He was resurrected as a Mega Monster and again fought the Rangers only to be destroyed by the Samurai Battlewing.
Jayden: Desperaino!
Me: I remember you! You sent your rain clouds to put people into despair to raise the level of the Sanzu River.
Desperaino: Yep. Good memory.
Nico: Very ingenious.
Desperaino: You think my despair cloud will make you guys stronger? It'll make up for you guys being disgusted by the brussel sprouts here.
Nico: Go for it.
He did so and then we got a massive and incredible power boost!
We then got the usual battles underway.
Loki Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lori Loud, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt - Nico's rescue
Stinky Butt was first.
Stinky Butt: (to Loki) Nico's rescue wasn't actually a rescue. It was just breakfast.
Loki Loud: It sure was. And a really great breakfast chalk full of protein.
Rainbow Dash: It was really awesome and delicious.
Scootaloo: It sure was. So meaty.
Whirlwind: Yeah it was great.
Lori: It was literally so awesome.
Indigo Zap: It sure was. And it was awesome how Lynn Sr. opened an awesome side restaurant with it.
Gloriosa Daisy: Really awesome and delicious.
Stinky Butt: It sure was. Lets do it!
Loki activated his Eyecon.
HERKIMER CHORT AND STINKY BUTT THE FOUL!
Stinky Butt: Who is Herkimer Chort?
Loki: He was known for having the loudest fart ever known. It was recorded in 1972 at 113 Decibels.
Stinky Butt: Wow! That is really impressive! Especially for someone who doesn't have superfarts.
Loki activated his Ridewatch for Stinky Butt and got his fart powers!
They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and farts and smashed him down.
Loni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Leni Loud, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - Us having an awesome steak and eggs breakfast
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti Wanda: (to Loni) Nico and Shope had an awesome steak and eggs breakfast. I hoped it was delicious.
Loni: It was totes delicious and everyone had a great breakfast.
Rarity: Oh we sure did darlings and we earned it after a big battle yesterday.
Sweetie Belle: It was really delicious and awesome. Especially the eggs.
Gill Grunt: Yeah that was an awesome breakfast and we fought Another Jungle Fury Red.
Leni Loud: Yeah it was totes fun too.
Anti-Wanda: Glad y'all had fun. Lets do it!
Loni activated his Eyecon.
ELSA SCHIAPARELLI AND ANTI-WANDA!
Anti-Wanda: Who is Elsa Schiaparelli?
Sweetie Belle: Elsa Schiaparelli was an Italian Fashion Designer from the 1930's.
Anti-Wanda: Wow!
Loni activated Anti-Wanda's Ridewatch.
They fired waves of water, gravity, ice and jewels and smashed her down.
Luke Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Luna Loud, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - Lincoln's rescue
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in New York City. How was it?
Luke Loud: It was really fun. They took down The Minotaur and sent him to the River of Fire.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that was amazing.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was awesome. Minotaur was no match for us.
Sunburn: That was awesome.
Luna Loud: It was rockin dudes.
Sugarcoat: And a most logical victory.
Lemon Zest: It sure was fun.
Cavalier: Good. Glad you guys took care of him. Shall we dance?
He then pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke across the face with it.
Luke Loud: I accept your challenge.
He pulled out his Eyecon and activated it.
SIR GAWAIN AND CAVALIER!
Cavalier: Ah Sir Gawain of The Knights of The Round Table. A most good choice.
Luke Loud: Thanks.
Luke activated Cavalier's Ridewatch and got his sword and powers.
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Lane, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Luan Loud, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris - Us meeting an Emiel the Blessed Gene-slammer
Eris was next.
Eris: (to Lane) I heard you guys met an Emiel the Blessed Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Lane: Her name is Hazel Alarie and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Princess Celestia: She is a really amazing master of light and has a powerful heart of light.
Amber Morning: Boy she sure does. You won't believe what she did to help Lincoln.
FLASHBACK
Hazel Alarie: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Hazel, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Hazel Alarie: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Hazel, how did you defend and protect Lincoln from the worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath?
Hazel Alarie: Oh, now that's one I'd never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were having fun playing video games in the living room, but our fun was rudely interrupted when he was ambushed by Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and they began beating the crud out of him and they were laughing cruelly at his pain. But, the worst came when Lynn and Lola broke Lincoln's arms and legs and he screamed in pain, and Lori was about to break his neck to kill him. That set me off and I took off after them, and I knocked them all off Lincoln, and I took him in my arms and he was crying badly and he was stressed out badly. I created an aura to calm him down and alleviate his stress and anxiety and I used some healing magic to repair his arms and legs, and he was 100% better, but we weren't done yet. We tied Lori, Lynn, and Lola up with nylon rope and we told Mr. and Mrs. Loud what those three did, and when I was done, they grounded Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and sent them to Aunt Ruth's for three months for what they did to Lincoln.
We cheered wildly for what Hazel Alarie did to save Lincoln and teach Lori, Lynn, and Lola a lesson.
Me: That was awesome work, Hazel.
Nico: What you did to save Lincoln and heal his broken arms and legs, and alleviate his stress and anxiety caused by their attack, that was really amazing.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: With those skills, any stress or anxiety would be alleviated for good, and it'll be a thing of the past.
Eli: You said it.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Eris: OH MY GOODNESS! Those dark sides of the Loud's have caused nothing but absolute chaos and evil. I may be the Goddess of Chaos and Discord but that is too evil even for me.
Spotlight: No kidding there! That was horrible but it was good that those dark sides were destroyed forever.
Luan: No kidding! We were absolute monsters back then.
Eris: That is crazy though. Lets do it!
Lane pulled out his Eyecon and activated it.
FRA DOLCINO AND ERIS!
Eris: Ahh the 13th Century Dulcinian Reformist Movement leader. Good choice.
Lane: Thanks.
Lane activated Eris's Ridewatch and got her powers.
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.
Lynn Jr., Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lynn, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth - Irma's 2nd Ambassador Mission
Mammoth was next.
Mammoth: (to Lynn) I heard today was Irma's 2nd Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Lynn Jr.: It was amazing! And they faced Another Brave from Ex-Aid and to our shock it was Elyon's ex-boyfriend Nate Reynolds.
Mammoth: I've heard of him! He had a really nasty disposition and an incredibly bad criminal record.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding!
Cozy Glow: Good thing that Elyon had a big wake up call when J.D. busted him.
Hex: Yeah thank goodness for that.
Lynn: No kidding there. He deserves to be locked up.
Mammoth: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Lynn Jr. activated his Eyecon.
WILLIAM "PUDGE" HEFFELFINGER AND MAMMOTH!
Mammoth: William "Pudge" Heffelfinger?
Lynn Jr.: He was the first ever professional football player in 1892.
Mammoth: Wow! That's amazing.
Lynn Jr. activated his Ridewatch and got Mammoth's powers.
They fired waves of lava, bones, magic, stars and lightning and smashed him down.
Lars, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Lucy Loud, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Us facing Another Brave
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen: (to Lars) Irma and the others did good fighting Another Brave. And now, you have Gashats for ALL of our team.
Lars: We sure do and that is really amazing and awesome.
Princess Luna: It sure is amazing. I can't wait to see what they can do.
Moondust: Me too. I hope I get my own archenemy.
Blackout: Me too and it was great.
Lucy Loud: It sure will be interesting.
Raven Branwen: I agree. Lets do it!
Lars activated his Eyecon.
ANNE BONNY AND RAVEN BRANWEN!
Raven Branwen: Anne Bonny?
Lars: She was a famous pirate back in the turn of the 1700s.
Raven Branwen: Wow!
Lars activated his Eyecon and got Raven's sword.
They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Leif, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Lana, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Rainbow Dash and Ish's bonding
Condiment King was next.
Condiment King: (to Leif) I heard today was Rainbow Dash and Ish's bonding time. How was it?
Leif: It was really fun. They went to the Football field, the arcade and even the beach. It was great for them.
Applejack: Yeah it sure was. They had a lot of fun.
Apple Bloom: I agree there. It was amazing and fun for them.
Flashwing: Yeah it was.
Lana: We're glad they had some fun.
Condiment King: I'm glad they did! Lets do it!
Leif activated his Eyecon.
JAMES MEESE AND CONDIMENT KING!
Leif: He was the inventor of Ketchup.
Condiment King: Great choice there.
Leif activated Condiment King's Ridewatch and got his Sauce Blaster.
They fired waves of ice, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Lexx, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Lola, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks - Rainbow Dash and Ish having a great time
2016 Morbucks was next.
2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) Rainbow Dash and Ish had a great time together. It's honestly very sweet.
Lexx: It was really awesome too. We're glad they had a lot of fun.
Fluttershy: We all are very happy for Rainbow Dash and Ish.
Tornado Bolt: We sure are and it was great.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was amazing.
Lola: We're glad they could have some fun.
2016 Morbucks: Me too. Lets do it!
Lexx activated his Eyecon.
MANSA MUSA AND 2016 MORBUCKS!
2016 Morbucks: Mansa Musa? Who was he?
Lexx: He was the 14th Century King of the Mali Empire and Forbes Magazine named him the Richest Man of all time with $400,000,000,000.00.
2016 Morbucks: WOW! That is amazing! Now you guys are the richest ever.
Lexx: Yes we are but we don't rub our wealth in peoples faces.
Lexx activated his Ridewatch and got 2016 Morbucks's powers and skills.
They fired waves of fire, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed her down.
Levi, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Lisa Loud, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL - A planet of Brussels Sprouts
Professor XXXL was next.
Professor XXXL: (to Levi) Why did you guys have to go to a planet of Brussels Sprouts? Why couldn't have been an M&M planet instead?!
Levi: That would have been satisfying but from space this world looked like an ordinary forest planet. We did not expect it to be a planet made entirely out of Brassica oleracea var. gemmifera; Street Name: Brussels Sprouts. But this is a most fascinating planet.
Pinkie Pie: It sure is and to be honest I don't really like Brussels Sprouts. But Jared does.
Featherweight: He sure does.
Professor XXXL: Wow that's right and he is a true vegetarian.
Sprocket: Yeah he sure is.
Lisa Loud: Indeed it's really amazing thought.
Professor XXXL: It sure is and after this we all might be willing to get some snowcones. Lets do it for I, PROFESSOR XXXL, Command it!
Levi activated his Eyecon.
WILLIAM THOMPSON AND PROFESSOR XXXL!
Levi Loud: You might know William Thompson. He was the scientist that discovered Kinetic Energy.
Professor XXXL: Very good choice.
Levi activated his Ridewatch.
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning, energy and lasers and smashed him down.
Leon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Lily, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Brussels Sprouts are the most hated vegetable ever
Artie Ziff was next.
Artie Ziff: (to Leon) Brussels Sprouts are the most hated vegetable ever. Even I don't like them!
Leon: I don't like Brussels Sprouts either! They are the most repulsive vegetable of all.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah I can't believe so many people hate them.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. But Jared likes them and he is a vegetarian.
Spyro: Yeah he loves all the vegetables.
Lily: Yeah that's Jared and he is a true herbivore.
Artie Ziff: He sure is. Lets do it!
Leon activated his Eyecon.
JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER AND ARTIE ZIFF!
Artie Ziff: John D. Rockefeller, America's richest man. Good choice.
Leon: Thanks.
He activated his Ridewatch and got gold powers.
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Desperaino
Desperaino was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico opened his safe and in it was a bunch of spell books called the Spellbooks of Magic The Gathering, they're spellbooks with the symbols of the different realms of Magic The Gathering on the purple leather-bound covers, and in the pages are powerful elemental spells from the realms of Magic the Gathering that'll harm villains and the spellbooks also have healing spells that can help heal the sick and/or injured. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers too!
Nico: YEAH! Now to test our new weapons we got.
Eli: Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and elements from their new M.O.E. Samurai Weapons and blasted Desperaino all over.
Nico: Wow! That is awesome!
Jayden: FIRE BUSTER! CANNON MODE!
He readied it and they loaded their disks.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit him and Desperaino exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Desperaino you have failed this repulsive planet.
Jayden: Samurai Rangers victory is ours.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Attacktus!
Nico: All right you overgrown yucca plant, time to turn you into a cactus smoothie!
Jake: Look on the bright side. At least this planet's green. Which is my favorite color?
Gia: Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Gia: Let's just please do the Legendary Mode for today before we get even more disgusted!
Me: Gia is right. I don't want to stay here any longer especially after seeing a planet like this.
Jake: Sorry.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers!
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON!
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: Yeah we love this one!
They transformed!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
Crag: Come on guys!
Ripping Friends, May, Lincoln, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at him and smashed and pulverized him all over and we had magic on our hands that protected us from his prickles.
Chase, Zarya, Wolfgang and Ransack used the Earth, Gemina, Skylander and Velocitron Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Chase's sensors and weapons and Zarya and Wolfgang's powers 100-fold and turned Ransack's booster into a blaster!
Chase and Zarya: WOLF SPEED MEGA BLAST!
Wolfgang and Cybertron Ransack: WOLF SPEED HOWL STORM!
Scientists and Calamitous: SCIENCE TECH STORM!
Tomboys and Vexen: ICE FORCE AVALANCHE!
Pageant Masters and Firefly: FIRE PAGEANT NOVA STORM!
Bookworms and Bane: SMASHING LEAF STORM BLAST!
Goths and Webstor: DARKNESS WEB STORM!
Athletes and Shiv: LAVA BLADE DANCE!
Comedians and Vypra: LIGHT COMEDY FIRESTORM!
Rockstars and Hydro Man: WATER OF ROCK AND ROLL!
Fashionistas and King Hiss: SNAKE FASHION BLAST!
Cell Phone Texters and Leonard: PIGS OF PHONES BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAVES OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Emily Littlefield, Vambre, Fluttershy, Jared and Littlefoot: ENERGY OF HERBIVORES BLAST!
They fired waves of leaves and energy.
Lincoln: VEGETABLE ELEMENT STYLE: CARROTS!
Jessica Shannon: VEGETABLE STING STYLE: RED CABBAGE!
Peni Parker: VEGETABLE WEB STYLE: BROCCOLI!
Entrapta: VEGETABLE LIGHTNING STYLE: CELERY!
Perfuma: VEGETABLE NATURE STYLE: CAULIFLOWER!
Frosta: VEGETABLE ICE STYLE: PEAS!
Jolyne Kujo: VEGETABLE WATER STYLE: CORN!
Sasha (Stitch): VEGETABLE WATER STYLE: CUCUMBER!
Panty Anarchy: VEGETABLE DARK STYLE: DAIKON!
Stocking Anarchy: VEGETABLE DARK STYLE: EGGPLANT!
Sara Crewe: VEGETABLE JEWEL STYLE: TOMATOES!
Emerald Sustrai: VEGETABLE ILLUSION STYLE: ZUCCHINI!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said vegetables.
Lincoln and his harem: VEGETABLE FINAL SMASH: VEGGIE WAVE!
They fired a tsunami of vegetables and the blasts all hit Attacktus and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He exploded into juice and we held out our glasses and it poured into the glasses and we drank the juice and it was refreshing.
Nico: (BURPS) Ahh! Very refreshing.
Lola: Yeah!
?: We will have our revenge on all of you for what you all did to Lord Thanos!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Iron Man: I should've known there's no mistaking those two voices from anywhere. You can come out now, Blood Brothers!
A figure came out, and it was none other than the old enemies of The Avengers, The Blood Brothers, the servants of Thanos, and they're out for revenge.
The Blood Brothers were large twin ape-like aliens originally in the service of the conqueror Thanos, acting as the guardians of his first base on Earth. Pursued by Drax the Destroyer, the duo battled the superheroes Iron Man and the Thing in a bid to stop them from interfering in Thanos' plans. When they failed to do so, a disgusted Thanos teleported the Blood Brothers away.
They reappeared years later on Earth in the service of the villain The Controller. Again they battled Iron Man, who defeated them with the aid of the hero Daredevil. Sometime later, the United States military discovered Thanos' old Earth base, and after activating some of the machinery they accidentally teleported in the Blood Brothers. The two battled the Avengers and were eventually depowered by Thanos' brother, Eros.
The Blood Brothers were imprisoned, but were later released by the hero Quasar and left on the planet Mars.
Later, they attempted in vain to stop Rogue of the X-Men from rescuing a mutant extraterrestrial of the Skrull race. The brothers later fought with Earth's many of Earth's superhuman heroes and villains against an invasion by Ego the Living Planet.
After becoming imprisoned along with alien criminals Paibokthe Power Skrull and Lunatik, they crash-landed on Earth, where one brother perished in a confrontation with Drax the Destroyer.
Avengers Assemble
The Blood Brothers appear in the Avengers Assemble episode "Hulked Out Heroes", voiced by David Kaye and Liam O'Brien. They ambush Hulk at the top of Stark Tower until Captain America, Falcon, Hawkeye, and Iron Man arrive. When the Blood Brothers have Hulk pinned down, they attach a device to Hulk's back that siphons Hulk's gamma energy which caused some of the Avengers to be infected with an unstable gamma energy virus. The Blood Brothers contact Red Skull to tell them that their mission was a success. Red Skull cuts off the call from the Blood Brothers when they start to ask about their payment.
Nico: The Blood Brothers, I never thought we'd have to deal with you two monsters, but we've been waiting for you two to show up.
Blood Brothers: And now, we shall destroy you all and avenge Lord Thanos!
Mary Garcia: That ain't happening, you lowdown, sidewinding, snakes in the grass, you're heading straight for the pokey for what you've done.
Suddenly, Mary Garcia's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red, and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with dragons, phoenixes, dracophoenixes, and winds, she unholstered her massive Mariamne, the True Dracophoenix-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Blood Brothers, she left crimson red energy aura, dragons, phoenixes, and winds with every step.
Mary Garcia: Blood Brothers, I will never ever forgive you for the actions you've committed against the entire universe and for trying to prepare the Earth to be attacked by Thanos. Now, I will see to it that the both of you lowdown sidewinding snakes pay for the crimes you've committed.
Suddenly, Mary Garcia was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with winds, dragons, and phoenixes surrounding it, there's Mariamne, the True Dracophoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Mary Garcia emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Mary Garcia grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing crimson red hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with dragons, phoenixes, and winds surrounding her, she has Mariamne, the True Dracophoenix and with the Wind Kanji in its tentacles emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dracophoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Mariamne, the True Dracophoenix with orange gems for eyes and the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts. Mary Garcia has on a sleeveless crimson red blouse, sleeveless crimson red dress top, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red shoes, and long sleeveless crimson red trenchcoat with winds, dragons, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is Mariamne the True Dracophoenix with winds surrounding it. Suddenly, Mary Garcia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large crimson red feathers have green tips on the feathers. Mary Garcia has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Mary Garcia's massive Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix-themed greatsword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy with winds and dracophoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix's Greatsword of Hurricane Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix's wings for the crossguard, red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and large crimson red gem with surrounding angel wings for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Mariamne, The True Dracophoenix that said, "Mary Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Mariamne The True Dracophoenix, Strong and Powerful Country Girl With A Heart of Gold, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Defender of Texas' History, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds and Dracophoenixes"
メアリー・ガルシア、マリアムネの遺伝子スラマー真のドラコフェニックス、金の心を持った強くて強力な田舎の少女、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、テキサスの歴史の擁護者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷でサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして風とドラコフェニックスのマスター
Mary Garcia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY TEXAS HURRICANE DRACOPHOENIX ANGEL OF CYCLONE JUSTICE AND TEXAS HURRICANE LOVE!
We were amazed by Mary Garcia's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Blood Brothers saw it, they fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Mary Garcia picked one of The Blood Brothers up with her superhuman strength and tossed him into the other Blood Brother and they crashed into a wall.
Lincoln: Hoowee, wow, Mary, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Mary Garcia: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Dracophoenix and Divine Texas Love) Why, I feel incredible and even better than a shiny new penny, Linky. Now, shall we take care of these ornery Blood Brothers?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, little lady.
Applejack: Hoowee, I could get used to hearing Linky speak like a cowboy all the time.
Sandy Cheeks: (Snickers) Something tells me you've got a plan for that one, A.J.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Mary Garcia.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's hogtie those varmints and send them to the molten hoosegow!
Mary Garcia and Lincoln went after The Blood Brothers, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dracophoenixes, and Angels at The Blood Brothers, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked The Blood Brothers with their massive greatswords and they left nasty scars on them, and Lincoln stripped them of their powers and we made them our own. Then, Lincoln and Mary Garcia tied them up with rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains so they can't escape and they beamed The Blood Brothers to The Masters of Evil's prison where they'll be locked up and they'll remain there for a very long time. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Mary Garcia did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Mary Garcia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Mary Garcia: YEEHAW! That'll show those snakes in the grass. Thank you for helping me take down The Blood Brothers, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Mary.
Suddenly, Mary Garcia wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Mary Garcia's face, they kissed passionately as Mary Garcia's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel, and Mariamne The True Dracophoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and winds blowing behind them and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Alright.
Me: The Blood Brothers are going to be locked up for the rest of their lives for what they've done with helping Thanos.
Lincoln: And now, we're finally rid of them for good.
Nico: Still, I couldn't believe those bastards were still alive, even after Thanos and The Black Order were snapped out of existence forever.
Me: They were in hiding after what happened, and they've been wanting revenge on us. But, their desire for revenge eventually led to their downfall, and now, they're locked up forever.
Lincoln: Where they'll stay there until the day they die, what a bunch of monsters.
Nico: You said it, big guy.
Mary Garcia: That's right. The next food planet we travel to tomorrow, I'm hoping it's not like this.
Lincoln: This is one planet we're never going to: especially since none of us like brussels sprouts.
Nico: You said it, yuck!
Me: Gross!
We were back on the ship and heading back home.
Raven Branwen: Can we agree to check which planets are edible beforehand?
Condiment King: I think that's for the best.
Me: I agree. But Jared liked that planet though.
Jared: Yeah sorry to disgust you guys. But you know I'm a vegetarian.
Qin: True.
2016 Morbucks: At least the Gashats Irma and the others got came in handy.
Me: They sure did.
Nico: I'll say. They were awesome and cool.
Hazel Alarie: I'm going to love it here with you guys.
Emily Littlefield. Same with me.
Professor XXXL: You girls won't regret it.
Artie Ziff: What do you guys say we get the fuck out of here?
Rainbow Dash: Good idea. And after we get home, me and Ish will show you guys the souvenirs we got from our bonding time.
Nico: Good idea. And we're already on our way out.
Laney: That planet was really strange though.
Eli: It sure was. Hopefully the next planet will be better.
Me: That planet is going on our list of inedible planets.
Nico: Yep. But great job everyone. This was a great yet gross mission.
Jared: I liked it though.
Me: For you maybe but not for us.
Vambre: (To the viewers) Vegetables may be good for you but some vegetables are not very well liked among others. But they are still good for you no matter what.
Nico: Yep. Lets go home.
We went back home and to get the taste and stench of Brussels Sprouts off our bodies with a shower and then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Lady Palutena, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are going to the Saturn Insane Asylum. Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Mona are going too and we're going to not only see more of the nuthouse we built but we're going to face Lila Rossi who is going on a rampage there. Applejack is going to explode into her new Super Angel Infinity Form there! So get ready for an awesome force of power when Lila faces the girl that punched her in the face and gave her a concussion! Also we're going to face Another Wolf Warrior from Mystic Force! This will be interesting. We're also going to meet an Eosapien Gene-slammer named Erica Loganheart. Erica is one of Nico's friends from Minnesota and she is an awesome and amazing astronomer that has always been fascinated with the awesome documentary Alien Planet and the aliens from Darwin IV. She also is one of Nico's astronomy classmates and knows so much about the stars and more. She is also one of the gene-slammers that got gene-slammed on purpose to help stop Team Rocket. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 2022 game Kao the Kangaroo, and Lincoln and his group are going to meet Kao, his little sister, Kaia, and his mentor, Walt, and they're going to take down Minkey and the Shaman's Hat and rescue Kao's dad, Koby. And they're going to meet a Gene-Slammer for Iona, one of the greater archangels of Zendikar in the world of Magic The Gathering named Valerie Carrington, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel who was born with six massive beautiful white angel wings, and she has immense cosmic ictiokinesis and extensive mastery of holy magic and angelic magic. Valerie's defended and protected Lincoln from the absolute worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath, and if she sees Lisa and Luan also helping Lori, Lynn, and Lola in torturing Lincoln, they're also shown no mercy. Now, she's been Gene-Slammed into Ionia, one of the greater archangels of Zendikar in the world of Magic The Gathering. For the next chapter tomorrow we're going to an awesome and zesty world as we go to a planet made of Nachos! We're going to see a world with Nacho Cheese Sauce for oceans and the islands and lands are made of chips, salsa, guacamole, sour cream, beans, peppers, olives and more. Also we're going face ALL THE REANIMATED NINJAS That were fought in the 4th Great War! And get ready for some awesome battles in this one as we NUMEROUS Deceased Shinobi both good and bad.
See you all tomorrow.
