In the Saturn Insane Asylum was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Lady Palutena, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there to do a welfare check on how things were going there. Also Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Mona were there because we were also there to confront Abraham Simpson, Homer's abusive so-called dad. And we had a few choice words for him.
Camie: So why are we all the way over in the Saturn Asylum?
Me: To do a welfare check on all the patients and the staff to make sure everything is all right.
Nico: Yep. We're also here for a rescue and I have a feeling it's gonna be a good one.
Laney: I have that same feeling too.
Toru: Me too. I hope we stop a riot.
Lady Palutena: Now that would be an awesome adventure worth remembering.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Palutena
Lady Palutena: Anytime Nico. And it's gonna be so awesome going with you guys on a big rescue.
Me: You'll love it Palutena. It's so fun.
Rarity: Oh it sure is darlings. I think a rescue for all this is simply amazing.
Nico: Palutena, do you think you'll get pregnant in the future?
Lady Palutena: I have this feeling I will Nico. It's only a matter of time before that happens.
Nico: True.
Camie: Hey J.D. how did you meet Lady Palutena?
Me: Now that was an awesome adventure. One that we'll never forget. Pit came to us.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 1037.
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A massive fiery explosion broke out at a local military base and we got word about it. We found out that it was being destroyed by Peace Terrorist Elmo Goniff, Leader of a Terrorist Group called the Goniff Peace Coalition. His goal is to destroy all of the entire military so that peace can be instated. He has killed 520 men at the base and we lost half of the military stationed in the district. We are there to stop him.
Teresa: Goniff doesn't know we're right behind him. That gives us the element of surprise. Let's use that to launch stealth attacks on him and his goons while they don't notice us.
Lola: Or we can charge at him with a Phoenix Cry like we normally do.
Nico: (narrows eyes) I'm sorry. What was that? (takes out club)
Lola: (nervously) Nevermind. What you guys suggested works.
Nico: (smiles) Much better. Thank you.
Me: Good job Nico.
Nico: Thanks man.
Me: I made a really good choice making you chief enforcer.
Laney: Allow me to do this.
Laney tied up all of Goniff's men in plants and vines and we had only Goniff left. Luckily for us, he was in a wheelchair and crippled for life.
Marty: (Madagascar) Only Goniff's left now. And he still doesn't see us!
Me: He's in a wheelchair because he's crippled. Lets go.
We came out and we saw Elmo Goniff giving a speech.
Elmo Goniff: You have been under the lies and protection of the military for far too long! It's time for the fucking military to fuck themselves and disband and let peace come in!
Me: I think not!
He saw us!
Elmo Goniff: How long were you all standing there?!
Divebomb: Just long enough to hear you deliver your terrorist speech and take out your goons at the same time.
Grapple: (to the audience) Hello, folks. Please forget everything Goniff said and enjoy this Itchy and Scratchy cartoon!
Moo Goo Gai Pain played.
Later we had Elmo Gonif and all his followers executed. The people of the country called Elmo Goniff the reincarnation of the Klendathu Bugs and he and all his friends were sentenced to death. He had a total of 700 followers and it was an all time record for executions in a single day. As he was being taken up to be executed, he made a speech.
Elmo Goniff: They may silence us, but they can't silence you! Fuck the military, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and fuck all of you! You will not take away our voice! You will not take away our power! You will not take us! Fuck you all! Fuck you! Fuck you all! Fuck the Military, Team Loud Phoenix Storm and fuck you all!
Me: Let me say something to him.
Johnny Rico: All right.
I went up to him and glared at him and he was seething and fuming and growling.
Me: Let me make something clear to you Goniff. As long as evil exists in this universe, there will never be such a thing as true peace. And here's what I say to you: FUCK YOURSELF!
I spit in his face and they hung him and sent his fucking ass off to hell. We had him and his friends all buried in unmarked graves.
Elsewhere in an awesome realm called Skyworld floating high above the Earth, trouble was going down. It was under attack. The champion of Lady Palutena - Goddess of Light was it's only hope.
Pit: Hang on Lady Palutena. I know who can help us. I'll be back!
Pit jumped and flew down and with him was Dark Pit, Pit's frenemy and anti-hero self in black.
Pit: Pit 2!
Dark Pit: You don't have to keep calling me that every time. But I heard about what's happening and I'll do everything I can to help.
Pit: I appreciate that. We're going to have Team Loud Phoenix Storm help us save Lady Palutena.
Dark Pit: I understand.
They flew down to Earth and went to Michigan.
At the estate I was heading outside to get the mail.
Me: Hmm, lets see.
Then I heard something.
Me: Huh?
I saw two figures coming toward us.
Me: Hmm. Wonder what they are.
They got closer and I saw that they were Pit and Dark Pit.
Me: Oh wow! It's Pit and Dark Pit of Kid Icarus! Wait, if they are here then that must mean there's trouble going on over in Skyworld.
Pit and Dark Pit landed in front of me.
Pit: J.D. Knudson. It's such an honor to meet you.
Me: Same here Pit. We love playing the Kid Icarus games as well as you on Super Smash Bros.
Lincoln then came out.
Lincoln: What's going on?
Lincoln saw Pit and Dark Pit.
Lincoln: Whoa! Pit and Dark Pit!
Pit: So you are the Lincoln Loud we were told so much about.
Dark Pit: It's an honor to meet you.
Lincoln: Same here.
Me: When Lincoln was put into the world of Super Smash Bros. we were absolutely floored and that still has us reeling even after a little over a year has passed.
Dark Pit: That would be a huge shock. We did not expect Lincoln and his sisters being added to the Super Smash Bros. world.
Me: Neither did all of us. I take it you heard about what happened to Bowser.
Dark Pit: We sure did.
Pit: Sorry to hear about Bowser, guys. I know that he was a villain when me, Mario, Link, Kirby, and Yoshi were chasing him during the Subspace Emissary incident. But I'm glad he sacrificed his life to stop Thanos.
Me: He's a true hero Pit. Also Ridley and Dark Samus are dead.
Dark Pit: That's what we heard.
Me: So what's going on over in Skyworld?
Pit: Pandora has taken over and is possessing Lady Palutena.
Me: Pandora, Goddess of Calamity in Greek Myth?
Dark Pit: That's her.
Me: And she's also the girl that opened Pandora's Box.
I went over her history.
Pandora (in Japanese: パンドーラ Pandôra), also known as Amazon Pandora (in Japanese: 女戦士パンド-ラ Onna Senshi Pandôra), is the Goddess of Calamity and a villainess in Kid Icarus. For reasons unknown, Pandora lost her physical form and was reduced to a ghostly face made of a fiery vapor. She can create illusions in her palace and also hovers throughout the battlefield, spitting fireballs at Pit during their battle.
She was voiced by Nika Futterman.
Kid Icarus
In the original Kid Icarus game, Pandora was the Gatekeeper to Skyworld's Fortress, assigned to guard a part of the Three Sacred Treasures that Pit uses in his adventures to save Lady Palutena from Medusa. She appears as a bubble-like spirit that barely any appearance of a face to her body, with no irises in her eyes.
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Pandora appears once again as one of Medusa's commanders, though was truly one of Hades' pawns in his plot to take over the world. She now appears as a ghastly being with no evidence of a body, whatsoever.
Now entrusted with the Mirror of Truth, Pandora hid her and her domain with the Mirror as well, in plain sight, thanks to the aid of the Great Reaper, who kept the Labyrinth of Deceit, Pandora's domain, out of both Pit's and Lady Palutena's sight and grasp. After Pit defeated the Great Reaper, as instructed by Palutena, the Labyrinth is now accessible to the angel and he is now able to confront Pandora once again after many years. Upon entering Pandora's domain, Pit becomes confused with all of the illusions and psych-outs that appear in his way of defeating Pandora and destroying the Mirror of Truth. During Chapter 5, Pit and Palutena converse as they usually do, but Pandora also converses with the two and will be insulted once by Pit, who wonders how Pandora even built the Labyrinth without any hands, remarking that it took a lot of hard work and determination to do. In a part of the chapter, Pandora becomes annoyed by Pit's many questions, saying that it wasn't the "Ask Auntie Pandora hour".
Pandora, despite being defeated, lives on within Dark Pit's wings. When Pit and Dark Pit fought near the Spring of Revival, a fountain that reverses time, Pandora separates from Dark Pit and jumps in to retain her ghost form, although now colored red. After being defeated, she bathes in the Spring of Revival again, this time resurrected as her human form named Amazon Pandora. She became very beautiful, sparking jealousy in both Palutena and Viridi. She was defeated again by Dark Pit, who is then able to save Pit.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Pandora appears in the game as a primary grab type spirit. Her Spirit Battle is against Wendy O. Koopa with resistance to explosions, while the player has Dark Pit as an ally. At level 99, Pandora can be enhanced to Amazon Pandora, whose ability increases the invincibility period of the player's dodges and distance of air dodges.
Lincoln: Whoa!
Pit: Yeah.
Everyone came out and they gasped when they saw Pit and Dark Pit with us.
Lori: Wow! Pit and Dark Pit!
Qin: It's so cool to meet you both.
Lana: We love playing as you on Super Smash Bros.
Laney: It's awesome.
Samus: Pit and Dark Pit it's great to see you.
Kirby: Yeah!
Pit: Samus, Inkling, Donkey Kong, Mario, Banjo, Peach, Luigi, and Kirby it's great to see you all.
Inkling: Same here.
Donkey Kong: Yeah man.
Banjo: It's great to see you too.
Me: We've known a lot of great characters in Super Smash Bros.
Maria: (to Dark Pit) You're helping us?
Dark Pit: Why not? Even if I did join up with Pandora, she'd blast me out of the sky the first chance she got. Oh, and she's rude!
Me: I know how that feels. But we'll gladly help you out.
Pit: Awesome! But I can't fly as long as you can.
Me: I know. 5 minutes is not very long. But I can fix that for you.
I snapped my fingers and now Pit and Dark Pit can stay in the air forever.
Pit: Awesome! Now we can fly forever.
Me: You sure can. You lead the way Pit.
Pit: Right. Lets go!
Pit and Dark Pit flew.
Me: Lets fly!
We were off to Skyworld.
We were flying through the sky and we were following Pit.
Me: So Skyworld is floating right above the planet.
Pit: That's right.
Nico: That is so cool!
Laney: So Pit what is your relationship with Lady Palutena?
Pit: Lady Palutena has always been like a mother to me. She loves me like I am her son.
Me: That is a very powerful bond. And from what I remember she is a mother to all creatures great and small.
Pit: That's right.
We arrived at Skyworld and we saw that it was under siege.
Me: Whoa! Looks like a war is going on.
Pit: Yeah. Pandora has possessed Palutena and is forcing her to destroy everything against her will.
Me: Not on our watch.
We flew and landed in the temple and we saw Lady Palutena and she was under the control of Pandora.
Pit: It's over Pandora!
Me: Let Lady Palutena go!
Pandora: (Through Palutena) Oh I don't think I will be doing that J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You see, I love this body and I have been in vapor form for far too long.
Nico: I remember you were reduced to a vapor form somehow.
Me: I don't know how that happened but somehow it did.
Vince: No kidding.
Lincoln: I saw what you looked like in your body Pandora, and you are beautiful.
Pandora: Thank you young Lincoln. My body was smoking hot before it was destroyed.
Pandora (GAOBAM): You sound an awful lot like me!
Luna: And me too dudes.
Pandora: Our voices do sound alike don't they?
Pandora (GAOBAM): You know the funny thing? I too am Pandora.
Pandora: How can that be?
Mandy: It's a really funny story.
Pandora (GAOBAM): Unlike you, I was cursed with this box here.
She pulled out her box.
Pandora: That's my box.
Pandora (GAOBAM): I know. I was cursed with it.
Pandora went over her history.
Pan-dora (sometimes spelled "Pan-Dora") or Dora is a strange girl with a mysterious lunchbox that holds countless supernatural contents of nightmarish proportions and she is one of the villains from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
History
Dora originally known as Pandora, was originally a normal girl during the times of ancient Greece, until one day Zeus, Poseidon and Hades decided to send down a 'mysterious box' down to Pandora. Upon seeing the box, Pandora's curiosity was piqued and she opened it, unwittingly unleashing the previously-imprisoned forces of the plight that had been contained within the box. Turned upon by her fellow humans and driven away, Pandora, now cursed to wander the Earth with no place to call home, had to now keep with her the box of legend.
Pan-dora's Revenge
Pandora sought revenge against both the gods that cursed her, and the people who spurned her, and to do this, she needed to open the box and unleash the contents upon them, but her 'curse' prohibits her from being able to open the very object from which her curse stems from with her own hands and can grant her the revenge she craves. Forced to wander the earth, unable to open her 'lunchbox', Pandora, under the alias of "Dora", sought someone she can trick into opening the box for her.
Her chance finally came when she met Mandy and Billy at Endsville Elementary School. She later met Grim who recognizably suspects her as he seen her before. When both Mandy and Dora were out on the football field, Mandy wanted to destroy Mindy, her arch-nemesis. So she opens the lunchbox, unleashing an evil that happened to be demons shaped like food and all sorts of cataclysmic storms and nightmares. It turns out that Dora is actually Pandora, and she tricked Mandy into unleashing all of the demonic horrors. Mandy, angry that Dora tricked her, stops the end of the world by sucking the demons and Dora into the lunchbox (simply by closing the box and opening it again).
Pandora: Wow.
Qin: My god. Pandora, I didn't know that all happened to you.
Pandora (GAOBAM): Yeah it was awful.
Me: That was a dark past though.
Pandora: Very dark.
I held out my hand.
Pandora: Careful, Knudson. You try and hurt me and you'll end up harming Palutena instead!
Me: I wasn't trying to hurt Palutena. (Chants an incantation)
Pandora then came out of Palutena's body as black and blue fire.
Pandora was a cloud of black and blue fire.
Me: Hang on Palutena.
I went over to Palutena and got her over to us and she woke up.
Me: Lady Palutena, are you all right?
Lady Palutena: (Groans) J.D. Knudson?
Me: That's right.
Lady Palutena: What happened?
Me: It's a really strange story. But Pandora possessed you.
Lady Palutena: (Gasp) I remember now. We have to stop Pandora!
Me: We all will.
Pit: Lady Palutena.
Lady Palutena: Pit!
They hugged.
Pit: Me and Pit 2 went and got J.D. to help us stop Pandora.
Me: That's right.
Nicole: Look.
We saw Pandora form into a ball of fire with a scary face on it.
Laney: That is scary now like it was in the game.
Nicole: It sure is.
Then we saw Ebon and Webstor come out.
Me: Ebon and Webstor.
Ebon: That's right.
We saw a robot monkey with them.
Pit: Are you one of Mega Man's enemies?
Spark Mandrill: In a way. The name's Spark Mandrill!
Spark Mandrill slams a sparking fist on the ground, sending out two electrical spheres at Spark Man.
Lincoln fired lightning at the spheres and destroyed them.
Spark Mandrill: Very impressive.
Mr. Burns then came out.
Qin: Oh great. Mr. Burns.
Lady Palutena: I thought he was dead!
Me: He was and I got him killed.
Ebon: Before we fight, you should know that Dark Spicer used Alien Ξ to restore Fat Tony's eyesight.
Carol: Really?
Webstor: C'mon! Fat Tony's part of our group. You didn't really expect us to leave him permanently blind, did you?
Carol: Good point.
Me: (In my head) I sense a spark of good inside Pandora. Maybe there's still hope. (Out Loud) We will stop you Pandora!
Pandora: You cannot defeat me! I'm a God!
Troy: We eat gods for breakfast!
Megaforce Rangers (except Orion): Legendary Ranger Mode: Starforce Pentasquad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the 5-Star Squadron Great Rangers from 1994!
Orion: Legendary Ranger Mode: Mighty Morphin White!
Orion turned into the White Mighty Morphin Ranger!
Lily: I'll face Ebon. I have a new surprise for him.
Qin: I'll face Mr. Burns.
Lucy Loud: I'll take Webstor.
Lincoln: I'll face Spark Mandrill.
Me: And the rest of us will face Pandora.
Pit: (to Mario) Just like old times, huh?
Mario: (Italian Accent) Indeed.
Nico: Lets get them!
We went at them.
Battle 1: Ebon
Lily was facing Ebon.
Ebon: So what is the surprise you have Lily?
Lily: I have a new form. Watch.
A vortex of glowing water enveloped Lily and it shot high into the sky and we heard the divine singing of angels grace the sky and the water formed into a powerful mermaid. Her energy levels were skyrocketing at an astronomical rate. When the vortex faded, Lily was forever changed. Lily looked like she was 17 years old and she had an ample chest, a purple shirt with a flower on it, a headband with flowers on it, water earrings, a blue skirt, purple socks, black Mary Jane Shoes, blue bracelets, and a sleeveless trench coat with glowing ocean water and the kanji for Lily Loud - Maelstrom of the Glow of Coventina on the back. リリーラウド-コヴェンティーナの輝きの渦 She was now a SUPER ANGEL 20,000 GLOWING OCEAN MAELSTROM!
Ebon was shocked!
Ebon: Whoa! Went from little girl to teenage goddess!
Lily: (Older Voice) (Giggles) Thank you tall, dark and scary. Shall we dance big boy?
Ebon: Lets shall.
Lily went at Ebon and kicked him in the face and she slashed him in the stomach with a sword made of pure glowing water and she punched him in the face and sent him flying. Lily fired a powerful blast of glowing water and it slammed into his face and smashed him into a wall and knocked him down. Ebon got up and Lily kicked him in the stomach and sent him crashing into a wall and he was knocked down and rocks came down on him.
Lily: Now I am a strong girl.
Battle 2: Webstor
Lucy Loud was facing Webstor.
Lucy Loud: What Skeletor ever saw in you Webstor I'll never know.
Webstor: You wouldn't know what he was like.
Lucy Loud: Try me.
Lucy fired powerful blast of black lightning and electrocuted him all over and knocked him down.
Lucy Loud: Ha ha.
Battle 3: Spark Mandrill
Lincoln was facing Spark Mandrill.
Spark Mandrill: Why is your hair white kid?
Lincoln: I was born with white hair you talking monkey. Try this out.
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit Spark Mandrill and it was electrocuting him all over. Lincoln continued electrocuting him until he exploded and was reduced to fiery metal.
We got his Electric Spark attack.
Lincoln: Lightning is a weapon for good.
Battle 4: Mr. Burns.
Qin was facing Mr. Burns.
Qin: You are gonna never terrorize Homer or anyone from Springfield as long as I'm present Burns.
Mr. Burns: We'll see about that! Now, my robot suit has jet boots!
Qin: Big deal. I have a new transformation.
Qin was enveloped in a massive vortex of fire and her energy levels were skyrocketing at an incredible level. When the vortex faded, Qin was forever changed. She had a green bow in her hair, green dragon earrings, a green shirt with a dragon on it, green plaid skirt with blue leggings, blue sneakers and a sleeveless trench coat with green fire and leaves on it and the Kanji for Qin Chen - Firestorm of The Dragon of Justice on the back. 秦陳-正義のドラゴンの火の嵐 She also had green fire angel wings spread. She had become a SUPER ANGEL 20,000 KOMODO FIRESTORM!
Qin: Lets dance.
Qin floated and took off like a laser and kicked Mr. Burns in the face and sent him crashing into a wall and he got up and went at Qin and she dodged him and kicked him in the back and fired massive blasts of fire at him and burned him all over and then she punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth.
Qin: You have terrorized the people of the world for far too long Burns. I will make sure that you never get the chance to do so again.
Mr. Burns: I will not stop! I will never stop until this whole world is mine!
Qin: As long as I live, I will never let that happen!
Qin teleported and punched him in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing into a wall and knocked him out!
Qin: What a waste of a life.
Battle 5: Pandora
We regrouped and we were facing Pandora!
Me: It's over for you Pandora. You will pay for your crimes.
Pit: I agree!
Nico: Lets dance!
I flared up my power and went Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Moonlight Phoenix!
Me: (Divine Voice) The divine wrath of the gods is coming for you Pandora.
We went at Pandora and I punched her in the fiery face and sent her flying and I fired a powerful blast of fire and light and it slammed into her and exploded.
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Nico fired a massive barrage of energy blasts and they all hit Pandora all over the place and exploded.
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Luan and Eddy fired powerful beams of light and they hit Pandora and exploded.
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Hunter and Edwayl fired blasts of light and Green Lightning and they hit Pandora and electrocuted her all over.
Lincoln, Laney and Lola fired massive blasts of lightning and fire and the blasts hit Pandora and exploded.
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Carol fired a massive blast of atomic energy and it hit Pandora and exploded all over the place.
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She also fired Mechagodzilla's eye lasers, plasma beam and missiles at Pandora and they hit her all over and exploded all over.
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Explosions were blasting her all over the place and blowing her around like a rag doll and setting much of the Skyworld all on fire!
Lori: You literally disgust me! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: GUNFIRE OF THE RED BARON!
Lori fired a massive blast of wind and it turned into the plane of the Red Baron and it blasted Pandora all over the place.
Lori: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SMETANA MOLDAU!
Lori fired a wave of wind and it formed into the Vltava River of the Czech Republic and blew Pandora all over the place.
Lori: Try this one! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: MARKIPLIER TURNS INTO AN ANGRY BIRD!
Lori fired a wave of wind and it turned into a barrage of Angry Birds and they smashed into Pandora all over and blew her around.
Lori: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF THE SEAGULLS!
Lori fired a massive wave of wind and it turned into a flock of seagulls and they slammed into Pandora and blew her around like a ragdoll even more.
Lori: And these warriors hurt! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: MONGOL HORDE!
Lori fired a wave of wind and it turned into a horde of Mongol Warriors from 13th Century Mongolia and they slashed Pandora all over and blew her all over.
Lincoln: Way to go Lori!
Sam S.L. This is gonna hurt her bad. PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: HEAVY CONCENTRATED PLASMA BARRAGE!
Sam fired a massive barrage of plasma blasts and they slammed into Pandora and exploded all over.
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Sam S.L.: Try this! PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: MULTI PLASMA BLAST BARRAGE!
Sam fired massive volleys of plasma and they all slammed into Pandora and exploded all over her and set much of Skyworld on fire.
Sam S.L.: This will hurt. PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: CORONA FLARE RASENSHURIKEN!
Sam formed a powerful Rasenshuriken of Solar Plasma and she threw it and it slammed into Pandora and exploded with incredible power!
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Sam S.L.: Here's a deadly one. PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: CORONA FLARE KAMEHAMEHA!
She fired a massive Kamehameha Wave made entirely out of Solar Fire and it slammed into Pandora and exploded with incredible power!
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The explosion blew much of Skyworld apart in a massive fiery explosion!
Sam S.L.: Try this one! PLASMA STYLE NINJA ART: DREJ MOTHERSHIP!
Sam fired a powerful blast of plasma energy that carried enough destructive power that can obliterate an entire planet and it slammed into Pandora and exploded with incredible power!
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Me: Whoa! That was unbelievable!
Nico: What power!
Qin: Incredible!
Ben: Time for some predator power!
Ben turned into a new predator and it was called FEIRCERAFFE! It looked a lot like a giraffe but it had a deadly horn on its head and it had spikes on its back and legs and it was a tough one.
Ben: FEIRCERAFFE!
Me: Whoa! That's a different one.
Shanan: Wow! That's a Nekrogiraffa from the planet Ekoplekton. They are the natural predators of the Ekoplektoids, Slapback's Species.
Nico: Wow! It looks so much like a giraffe.
Riley: It sure does.
Laney: That is amazing.
Feirceraffe: Watch this.
He formed an energy sword from his horn and slashed Pandora all over the place with incredible speed.
Me: Lets show her some teamwork!
Teresa: With pleasure! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her sonic powers 100-fold.
Divebomb: Lets get her! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Particle Beam Rifle 100-fold.
Teresa and G1 Divebomb: SONIC PARTICLE MEGABLAST!
Teresa fired a powerful Sonic Blast and Divebomb fired a powerful Particle Beam Blast and it slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Grapple: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his rockets 100-fold.
Marty (Madagascar): Lets get her! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his neck collar and gave him dragon breath and enhanced it 100-fold.
Grapple and Marty (Madagascar): DRAGON FIRE ROCKETSTORM!
Grapple and Marty fired rockets and fire breath and they hit Pandora and exploded all over!
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Francis: Time for some pain!
Silver Banshee: (Scottish Accent) Aye! Lets get him lad!
Francis and Silver Banshee fired powerful fire and sonic blasts.
Francis and Silver Banshee: FIRESTORM SONIC BURST!
The blasts hit Pandora and exploded.
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Piper (Mysticons): Lets do it!
Nico: Yeah!
Nico sent out Moltres.
Nico and Moltres fired powerful blasts of fire and Piper fired blasts of fire as well.
Piper (Mysticons) and Nico with Moltres: PHOENIX FIRESTORM MEGABLAST!
The blasts combined and turned into a phoenix of fire and it slammed into Pandora and exploded with incredible power!
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Me: This is for all the pain you've caused!
I called Lugia out.
Finn (Adventure Time): Lets do it!
I fired a powerful energy blast and Lugia did the same and Finn fired a blast of fire from his hands.
Me with Lugia and Finn (Adventure Time): AEROINFERNO FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Lana: Lets do it!
Articuno: Yeah!
Lana and Articuno fired blasts of Ice Lightning!
Lana and Articuno: SUBZERO FREEZE THUNDERCLAP!
The blasts hit Pandora and froze her in a block of ice.
May: Time for some pain!
Zapdos: Yeah!
May fired a wave of ice and Zapdos fired a blast of lightning.
May and Zapdos: SUBZERO LIGHTNING FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Pandora and froze her and electrocuted her.
Lola: Lets do it!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and Entei fired a massive blast of fire as well.
Lola and Entei: INFERNO WOLF INCINERATION!
The blasts combined and turned into a wolf of pure fire and they slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Luna: This will hurt you!
Suicune: It sure will.
Luna fired a massive blast of water and Suicune fired a massive blast of aurora energy.
Luna and Suicune: NORTHERN LIGHTS MAELSTROM!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Lincoln: Lets do it!
Raikou: With pleasure.
Lincoln and Raikou fired powerful blasts of lightning.
Lincoln and Raikou: THUNDERSTORM WOLF ELECTROCUTION!
The blasts combined and turned into a wolf of lightning and it slammed into Pandora and electrocuted her.
Clyde: Lets get her!
Dialga: Lets!
Clyde and Dialga fired a massive Time Ray blast.
Clyde and Dialga: TIME RAY FIRESTORM!
The blasts hit Pandora and it really hurt her.
Dawn (Pokemon): This is gonna hurt!
Palkia: Right!
Dawn fired a massive blast of stars and Palkia fired a wave of space energy.
Dawn (Pokemon) and Palkia: STARSTORM SPACEBEAM BURST!
The blasts combined and slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Sailor Moon: I will punish you in the name of the moon!
Giratina: Lets do it together!
Sailor Moon fired a wave of moonlight energy and Giratina fired a wave of energy.
Sailor Moon and Giratina: DIMENSIONAL MOONLIGHT FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Ben: This is gonna be awesome!
Ben turned into Alien X!
Ben: (With 2 more voices) ALIEN X!
Arceus: Lets do it Ben!
Ben fired a powerful starblast and Arceus fired a massive blast of energy.
Ben as Alien X and Arceus: CELESTIAL FIRESTORM JUDGEMENT!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Me: Time for some Final Smash power!
Pit: Right! LIGHTNING CHARIOT!
Pit calls out "Lightning Chariot!" (光の戦車!, Chariot of Light!) and jumps aboard the Lightning Chariot and flies off-screen. A player-controlled crosshair appears, with Pit saying, "Phos! Lux! Let's go!" (行くぞ!フラッシュ!シルバー!, Let's go! Flash! Silver!); Pit will then swoop in atop the chariot to strike opponents when prompted, similar to the function of the Dragoon item.
The Lightning Chariot slammed into Pandora and knocked her down with a massive explosion!
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Dark Pit: My turn! DARK PIT STAFF!
Dark Pit takes out his staff and fires a powerful horizontal shot, quipping "Goodbye!" or "It's time!" (in Japanese, either "貫け!", Penetrate!/Pierce through! or "一撃で決める...", I'll decide with one blow...) as he does so. Getting caught in the beam deals 1% damage, and the main attack deals heavy knockback along with an amount of extra damage which depends on how many opponents were already hit: 39% for the one closest to Dark Pit, 29% and 21% for the further ones.
The blast from his staff hit Pandora and exploded.
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Lady Palutena: You are not worthy of being a Goddess! BLACK HOLE LASER!
In this Final Smash, Palutena uses two powers from Kid Icarus: Uprising: Black Hole and Mega Laser. First, the Black Hole draws in opponents to trap them, then the Mega Laser is fired, inflicting damage. The Mega Laser can hit foes even if the Black Hole does not trap them. The move in total deals 40% damage.
Against one opponent, this Final Smash is overall rather weak in terms of knockback. However, its large range makes it extremely proficient at hitting multiple foes at once, and is therefore ideal for free-for-alls and 8-Player Smashes.
The blast of Palutena slammed into Pandora and exploded.
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Me: This is for everything you've done. ELEMENTAL PHOENIX MEGABLAST!
I fired a massive phoenix of different elemental forces and it slammed into Pandora and exploded with incredible power!
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Pandora was knocked down and beaten.
Me: This is to save you from yourself Pandora!
I fired a wave of light and it hit her and separated her from her evil and gave her body back and she was hot and beautiful and I sent the evil of Pandora into the River of Fire.
Lincoln: Yeah!
We powered down and Pandora was free from her evil.
Lincoln brought Pandora over and she was unconscious.
Ebon, Webstor and Mr. Burns came.
Ebon: (to Dark Pit) Shame you didn't want to join us. We would've had a lot of fun together.
Dark Pit: Yeah, well, I prefer to be on the winning team.
Webstor: Can't argue with that logic. (he and Ebon teleport out)
And Mr. Burns left as well.
Pandora: (Groans) What happened?
Lincoln: It's a long story Pandora. But J.D. saved you from the monster you became.
Pandora: What? Tell me everything.
We did so and Pandora was shocked and she broke down crying.
Lincoln comforted her.
Lady Palutena: J.D. I can't thank you enough for saving me.
Me: It was what we had to do Lady Palutena.
Then I got a surprise when Lady Palutena kissed me on the lips. It was a beautiful experience.
Everyone: Aww!
Pit: (To the viewers) Not even the evil gods can stop Team Loud Phoenix Storm. They will help us whenever needed.
Lana: Yep.
We later went back home and Lady Palutena and Pandora were now members of the team. Same with Pit and Dark Pit.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was amazed!
Eli: Wow! That was so cool!
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! We weren't there when it happened but that is so awesome that you saved Palutena from being possessed by Pandora.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: That was so epic.
Qin: Yeah and I got Burns as my archenemy back then before Captain Cold.
Me: Yeah and looking back, that was probably the stupidest decision I've ever made having him as your archenemy Qin. I should have killed him right from the very beginning.
Qin: Yeah. But I'm happy now that Captain Cold is my archenemy.
Me: Good.
Nico: Yeah but at least it was one mistake you won't do again J.D.
Me: True.
Nico: I'm asking because a lot of us have been getting pregnant these days.
Lady Palutena: That is true. And it's awesome we're having amazing families now.
Me: It sure is and Lincoln is becoming an amazing father more and more.
Lincoln: Just like you J.D.
Me: Yeah.
Homer: Too bad my dad is not like that though.
Nico: Sorry your dad did all that to you Homer.
Homer: It's all right Nico.
Nico: And J.D.?
Me: Yeah?
Nico: Let's never go to that Brussels sprout planet again.
Me: That we can agree on. I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS! Jared sure loved it though.
Laney: Yeah he sure did. He ate like 40 bagfuls full of Brussels Sprouts.
Nico: Wow! He sure loves to eat his plants.
Me: That's my son for you.
We were walking through the halls of the asylum and everywhere we looked we saw patients that were all crazy and acting insanely. One patient was even eating at a fly with his teeth in a straitjacket and another had what appeared to be his own mouth and eyelids sewn shut!? WHAT THE FUCK!? Many people also were laughing like fucked up lunatics.
Nico: Boy hard to imagine so many people that we met earlier are that crazy.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Eli, why didn't you warn us with the Force?
Eli: The Force doesn't even tell me what kind of planet it is sorry. Besides we didn't even know it was going to be a planet made of Brussels Sprouts until we got there.
Nico: Oh.
Me: I have a feeling the next planet we're gonna go to will be much better than one made of Brussels Sprouts.
Nico: Lets hope so.
Me: Yeah. Here's a funny one.
We saw a yak patient.
Me: This guy cracks me up every time. His name is Yaktavius the Yak. And he has one of the most peculiar triggers we've ever seen.
Nico: Like what?
Me: Well he has problems with the word C-H-E-E-S-E.
Eli: Cheese?
Yak: [screams in panic] HE DID IT! [now starts going crazy]
Me: See?
[Yak starts cutting his butt with a cheese grater and I then called the 2 numbskulls Ray and Henry and grabs him and takes him a room. Nico looked up and watch as the light goes off and then Yak came back to his room and he was tied up.]
Me: But that was funny.
Nico: This is a madhouse.
Me: Well it's an insane asylum. What did you expect?
We then arrived at Abraham Simpson's room,
Me: Here's Abe Simpson's room. We don't let him out with the general population because he always yells and berates and hollers at everyone.
Eli: Yeesh.
Nico: Life has not done wonders for this guy.
Me: Nope. Now it's time for Homer to get some well deserved payback on him.
Nico: Yep.
I pulled out my keycard and opened the door and Homer went in.
Homer: Hello "Dad."
Abe Simpson: Well if it isn't my stupid lazy good-for-nothing disappointment of a son!
Homer was not intimidated by him.
Nico: Careful, Homer.
Homer: You have never done anything good for me Dad. You ate that man on top of the Murderhorn and left him there to die in the cold. (Season 9 Episode 23)
Camie: Did he really do that?
Me: Yeah crazy.
Homer went over every bad thing Abraham Simpson did and more and it was awful!
Rainbow Dash: He gives all fathers EVERYWHERE a really bad name.
Me: That is a total understatement.
Abraham Simpson: And the worst part is that he is the worst son ever!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
He strangled Abraham hard!
Nico: Homer's really letting him have it.
Eli: He sure is. I wish I could just Force Choke him and kill him forever.
Me: Nah he was dead already. So it's best to let him suffer for eternity with a curse.
Eli: True.
Bart and Lisa were laughing at Abraham's misforturne.
Nico: Hey, Homer. You should use one of the Legend Items on him.
Homer: Hey that's not a bad idea.
Homer opened his Wonder Ride Book. It was called "Homer Simpson's Chili of Retribution."
"AND THE HERO OF SPRINGFIELD WHO IS A BETTER SON THAN HIS FATHER WAS FIRED A BUNCH OF MERCILESS PEPPERS OF QUETZALACATENANGO INTO HIS ABUSIVE FATHER'S EVIL OLD MOUTH AND THE SPINELESS OLD COOT BURSTED INTO INTENSELY HOT FLAMES AND WENT EVEN MORE CRAZY THAN HE ALREADY WAS! IMAGINING THAT HE WAS SURROUNDED BY HOMER'S WHO WERE MOCKING HIM AT EVERY TURN."
Everything it said happened and it was really funny!
We were laughing hysterically!
Nico: No reason why we can't use our items for fun, right?
Me: Yep. But watch this one.
I pulled out a can full of chum!
Everyone gasped!
Camie: A can of chum!?
Me: Watch.
I pulled out a can opener and opened it and a foghorn sounded and a fart came from an intestine.
Nico: (GULPS) Oh boy.
I went over to Abraham and poured the chum down his throat! Abraham swallowed it and then his stomach grumbled loudly.
Me: Remind me to thank Plankton for that.
Homer laughed hysterically at his so-called father.
Nico: Is he gonna fart?
Me: Nope. Worse.
Homer and all of us went out the door and closed it and then HE FARTED, VOMITED, SNEEZED AND CRAPPED OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE!
Nico: GEEZ!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: Clean up on aisle 12!
We laughed!
Qin: Make it Clean Up on all the aisles!
We laughed some more.
But then…
ALARM BLARES!
Me: Uh oh! That's the Patient Trouble Alarm!
Doctor: ATTENTION STAFF! PATIENT 712 GOING ON A RAMPAGE!
Me: Lila Rossi! (GROWLS)
Nico: Guys, call Deadshot here. I have an idea.
Eli: Okay.
I went to face her!
Nico: Hey J.D. where you going!?
Me: To do something that should have been done almost three years ago! I'm going to kill that bitch once and for all.
Nico stopped me.
Nico: J.D. wait!
Me: Don't try to stop me Nico! I've had it with that fucking bitch. She has caused us nothing but grief ever since we faced her in Paris.
Nico: I know J.D. and she is a total bitch and I won't deny that but let us all face her.
Me: Very well.
Deadshot then arrived!
Deadshot: You guys called?
Nico: Perfect timing, Floyd. Lila Rossi's on the loose.
Deadshot: And you want me to take care of her, right?
Nico: Even better. You're gonna help me shoot her and paralyze her.
Deadshot: Nice!
Lincoln: And I'm going to curse her too.
Nico: Ooh cool!
Deadshot: I like it.
Me: Being cursed is just as good.
Nico: Yep. Lets go.
We went to face her.
Nico: I'm going to use your powers to shoot Lila Rossi to ensure she's paralyzed for life.
Deadshot: And I'm here because...
Nico: Just in case I miss. If I don't, it'll be extra damage.
Deadshot: That makes sense.
Applejack: I want to get in some shots on her too. Me and Linky want to.
Nico: Fair enough.
Eli: And I sense that Applejack is gonna transform too.
Nico: Wow.
Nico and Deadshot went to find a vantage point, killing several inmates that tried attacking us.
Nico: We need to make room anyway.
Me: True. It was getting crowded anyway. I have an expansion project coming soon anyway.
Eli: True.
We then saw Lila Rossi attacking the guards!
Nico summoned Deadshot's sniper rifle and took aim at Lila. Deadshot took aim with his own rifle.
Nico: On my signal.
We nodded and waited. Applejack and Lincoln were gonna give the signal.
Applejack: Alright, that's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, you lowdown, sidewinding, crazy, out-of-control snake in the grass!
Suddenly, Applejack's eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, Alicorns, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Sword of Honesty from her back, and as she approached Lila Rossi, she left orange energy, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples with every step.
Applejack: You really make me sick, Lila Rossi, you've antagonized and harmed Marinette and her friends and all for your own sick amusements, you've lied to so many innocent people in your way, and you've shown no remorse. For what you've done, I'll see to it that you're never leaving this here asylum alive.
Suddenly, Applejack was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Earth and apples surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Applejack emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Applejack grew to 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has apple red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and her cowboy hat with apple buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her golden Amulet of Earth has green gems in the gold lightning bolts on her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and green crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, there's an Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and they're holding the Earth Kanji. Applejack is dressed in a sleeveless green blouse with apples on it and a red phoenix, brown gloves with green gems on the back, green pants, brown cowboy boots with green apple gems on the side, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders. Suddenly, Applejack felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, Applejack has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Applejack's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, and Sword of Honesty began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Earth, and apples, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, it's a brand-new greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade with her cutie mark and apples etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Applejack, Alicorn Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders, Loving Older Sister of Apple Bloom, Loving Younger Sister of Big Mac, Loving Granddaughter of Granny Smith, and Loving Daughter of Bright Mac and Pear Butter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Thunderbird Apple and Lightning Fritter, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Earth and Apples"
アップルジャック、正直と地球のスカイランダーのアリコーンプリンセス、アップルブルームの愛する姉、ビッグマックの愛する妹、グラニースミスの愛する孫娘、ブライトマックとペアバターの愛する娘、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、愛する母サンダーバードアップルとライトニングフリッター、スレイヤーオブイービル、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、終末の破壊者23、馬術の擁護者、ポニーヴィル、カンタロット、騎士団のメンバー友情のテーブルの、そして地球とリンゴのマスター
Applejack has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN INFINITY APPLE ORCHARD ALICORN ANGEL OF ETERNAL HONESTY AND ETERNAL APPLE LOVE!
We were amazed by Applejack's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lila Rossi saw it, she went ballistic with rage and ran over to kill Applejack, but Applejack fires a powerful orange energy blast with apples, Earth, and Alicorns, and it hits Lila Rossi and she hits backfirst into a wall, and it pissed her off even more.
Applejack: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Apple Earth Alicorn and Divine Honesty Love) Let's get that evil, sidewinding monster!
Lincoln: You read my mind, Applejack.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Applejack, and he, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle and her friends went after Lila Rossi, and they blasted her with powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, apples, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Alicorns, and Angels, and really mangled her up.
They the gave the signal and it was a thumbs up.
Nico and Deadshot: (smirk) Bang. (pulls triggers)
BANG!
The bang that followed unfortunately caught the attention of an uninvited guest. The shots hit Lila in her back and severed her spine from her legs!
Me: BULLSEYE!
Lila: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
Then, Applejack and Lincoln hogtied her up in rainbow energy chains and a rainbow energy straitjacket, so she can't escape. Lincoln and Applejack powered down, and Applejack's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: Now, you've really crossed the line, Lie-la. Now, you're going to be cursed to be a gold statue for all eternity.
Nico: Aw yeah, get her, Linc.
Suddenly, Lincoln was surrounded by golden light, and his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the feathers spread out, and we knew what this means: Lincoln's going to use The King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse on Lila Rossi.
Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Lila Rossi. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.
Nico and I had shivers going down our spines and so did many of us when Lincoln sang that song, then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of gold energy, and as they hit Lila Rossi, she screamed in horror as she was eventually turned into a 24-Karat gold statue for all eternity, then, he sent the statue back to her cell in The Saturn Insane Asylum's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement, and she's never getting out ever again.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That'll show that snake in the grass. Thank you for helping me take down Lila Rossi, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Applejack
Nico: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Deadpool: Nice shooting Nico!
Me: See? You didn't miss.
Suddenly, Applejack wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Applejack's face, they kissed passionately as Applejack's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Alicorn, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and apple trees growing around them and we all cheered wildly.
Apple Bloom: My sister's transformed into her Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity form, that's awesome.
Lincoln: That's right, and she's saving the big transformation for after her special mission with Andy and Rodney in the future.
Twilight Sparkle: And it's really going to be amazing.
Nico: You said it, and Linc, awesome job giving Lie-la the King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse.
Lincoln: Thanks, bro, and this'll be the absolute last time she dares to give us anymore trouble.
Me: Yep.
But then we heard an eerie moan and we saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER WOLF WARRIOR! It looked like a scary version of Leanbow's red Wolf Warrior Ranger Form! With a skeleton helmet and all that!
We gasped!
Nico: WHOA MAN! Another Wolf Warrior!
Eli: Not good!
Me: Boy if Leanbow saw this one he and Koragg would no doubt be pissed!
Laney: I agree there!
Rainbow Dash: So would Nick Russell and Boomerang. Leanbow is Nick's dad after all.
Me: That still was shocking.
Nico: (activates Koragg's Ridewatch) Only fittng that I use this!
Nico got Koragg's powers and his sword and shield!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: One of these days we'll have to find an archenemy for Leanbow.
Another Wolf Warrior: (In a girls voice) HELP ME J.D.!
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl that I haven't seen since I was in Kindergarten! It was my friend Caitlyn Harrington! She was a girl with purple hair and purple beat up clothes and she had a Red Wolf Symbol emblazoned in the middle of her forehead!
Me: (GASP) Caitlyn Harrington!
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. She and I went to Kindergarten together and she showed me an awesome and amazing rainbow taffy recipe she made in a local candy store that became a great hit with many people. But after I graduated Kindergarten we haven't seen each other since then. Now I know why! She was kidnapped by Swartz!
Nico: That guy is really pissing us off!
Caitlyn Harrington: (Grunts) J.D. it's awesome to see you again. But you have to help me! I can't control this power! It's too much!
Me: Hold on Caitlyn!
She then screamed and in a swirl of darkness and red fire she reverted back to Another Wolf Warrior!
Palutena: Time I use magic against magic!
She fired a beam of light and it hit her and knocked her down!
Another Wolf Warrior got up and then summoned an Elemental Staff in the shape of a green dragon! It was a staff for LORD DRAKKON!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: She has elemental staffs like Udonna's for each of the Core and Non-Core Masters of Evil Members! This is gonna be interesting! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Camie: Yeah!
Another Wolf Warrior fired beams of green energy and I deflected them and they hit the floor and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Kaito: (takes out Kiramager gear) Don't forget about us.
Zocks: (takes out Ryusoulger gear) Chloe, I bet you enjoyed seeing Lila turn to gold.
Chloe: Oh you bet I did!
Eli: And she's shot in the back and paralyzed forever too.
Kaito summoned smaller Mashins and Zocks summoned the Dino Fury Swords.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Palutena lets use a combo to save Caitlyn.
?: I'll help too.
We heard a sonar ping.
Me: Been a while since we heard a sonar ping like that!
Then we saw AN EOSAPIEN APPEAR!
Camie: Wow! So that's a Darwin IV Eosapien!
Nico: Yep.
Eosapien: (In a girls voice) And it's awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Erica Loganheart! Wow!
She reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and dark purple clothes and had yellow eyes.
Nico: Awesome.
Erica Loganheart: Lets do it!
Me, Lady Palutena and Erica Loganheart: WOLF LIGHT DARWIN BLAST!
We fired a massive wave of energy and it hit Another Wolf Warrior and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I caught the Ridewatch she had and purified it and then we saw Elemental Staffs all over and we picked them all up. I went over to Caitlyn and helped her and cured her with my serum.
Lady Palutena: That was awesome!
Erica Loganheart: Yeah it was!
Caitlyn Harrington: (Coughs) (Weakly) J.D.?
Me: Yeah Caitlyn. It's me.
Caitlyn Harrington: My God. Look at you. You've grown so much since we saw each other.
Me: So have you. Its been 15 years Caitlyn.
Caitlyn then hugged me.
Palutena: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Erica Loganheart: I have a lot of them. But most of them revolve around Astronomy Class and our reports around the awesome planet of Darwin IV. We did many awesome reports on the hypothetical creatures that live there and we got A+'s on them and they were awesome. We even built models of the planet and more. My favorite memory was when we did a report on the Amoebic Sea and how huge it is and it was awesome.
Nico: Good times.
I had Caitlyn on my back.
Me: That is really awesome and the Planet Darwin IV is also a real planet.
Erica Loganheart: I heard you guys went there for real! That is so awesome!
Nico: It sure was awesome.
Me: So unforgettable.
Nico and Erica hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Erica Loganheart: Me too Nico.
Me: But this was an awesome rescue.
Homer: Boy it sure was. We got some payback on my so-called dad.
Eli: Turned Lie-la into a solid gold statue forever.
Applejack: And I transformed.
Nico: And we saved Caitlyn and reunited with Erica.
Me: Very eventful.
Nico: Yep. Lets go home.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Zarya are heading to the world of the 2022 game Kao the Kangaroo, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to meet Kao, his little sister, Kaia, and his mentor, Walt, and they're going to take down Minkey and the Shaman's Hat and rescue Kao's dad, Koby.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of the 2022 game Kao the Kangaroo, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to meet Kao, his little sister, Kaia, and his mentor, Walt, and they're going to take down Minkey and the Shaman's Hat and rescue Kao's dad, Koby.
Me: That's right, big guy. This is going to be one awesome adventure.
Nico: You said it, J.D., and Kao's one awesome boxer, especially with those boxing gloves of his, and to find out they had an ancient power in them, and he's able to tame them, that's amazing.
Lincoln: And he's already gotten a head start by travelling around the island and purifying everyone who was affected by the Eternal Crystals, and now, he's heading for the last location and the source of the Eternal Crystals: The Crystal Caverns, and that's where his dad is. And thanks for joining us, Zarya.
Zarya: You're welcome, Lincoln.
We arrive at the Crystal Caverns, and it's full of Eternal Crystals, and the source of power to The Eternal World.
?: Glad to see you made it, Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
We turned around, and we saw who we were looking for: Kao the Kangaroo, his sister, Kaia, and Kao's mentor, Walt.
Lincoln: Kao the Kangaroo, Kaia, and Walt.
Kao the Kangaroo: That's right, Lincoln. What brings you guys here?
Nico: We're here to help you guys rescue your dad, and take down Minkey and the Shaman's Hat, who is actually The Eternal Warrior.
Kaia the Kangaroo: Awesome.
Walt: Now, we must go. Hang on, Koby.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Koby, who's been transformed into a purple beast thanks to the Eternal Crystals put on him by Minkey and the Shaman's Hat, and he's ordered him to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Koby, who's been transformed into a purple beast thanks to the Eternal Crystals put on him by Minkey and the Shaman's Hat, and he's ordered him to kill them.
Kao and Kaia: (Gasps) Dad!
?: We got to save Koby and put Minkey and The Shaman's Hat in their place.
Suddenly, we saw Iona, one of the greater archangels of Zendikar in the world of Magic The Gathering, appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's Iona, one of the greater archangels of Zendikar in the world of Magic The Gathering, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Valerie Carrington, but we'll talk later. Come on, let's free Koby and put a stop to Minkey and the Shaman's Hat before they do any damage.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Koby and blindsided him and destroyed the crystals on him, and it allowed the eight girls to get to safety. When Minkey and the Shaman's Hat saw us, they were enraged.
Minkey: No, I will not be stopped by that pesky kangaroo or by Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Kill them and bring me the Eternal Gloves!
The Shaman's Hat lands on the mind-controlled Koby's head and he grew to gigantic proportions, and we were in for a big fight.
Lincoln: So, that's how he wants to play. Come on, gang, let's get that hat off Koby's head and end this madness.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Zarya, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Koby, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, knocking him down.
Then, we started attacking the Shaman's Hat without mercy, and then, The Shaman's Hat was forced off of Koby's head, and Kao used the gloves to suck out the power that was in the Shaman's Hat and we also saw that Koby was finally back to normal, and Minkey was enraged.
Minkey: You're useless! That wasn't how it was supposed to be.
Shaman's HatL That's why your head is so light! It's empty!
We holstered our weapons and powered down, then we ran up to Koby, who was back to normal, and he saw Kao, Kaia, Walt, and all of us, and he was grateful to all of us.
Walt: Sorry it took so long.
Koby: Are you kidding, Walt? You saved me, not just me either, but the entire world.
Kao: Well, these gloves are partially responsible for the success.
Koby: I recognize those gloves, but it looks like you've tamed them.
Kao: We had our ups and downs, but we're now on the same page.
Koby: I need to apologize to you all, especially to you, my dear children. I was too naïve and overconfident. I never should've come here on my own.
Kaia: You don't need to apologize, Dad. After all, you're the victim.
Lincoln: Kaia's right, Koby, you're the victim. (Points to Minkey and The Shaman's Hat) It's those two who are responsible for this mess.
Minkey: I'M the true victim here. I just wanted to be a fighter, but they didn't give me a chance, no one! Not a single one of them. "You're too weak.", "you couldn't hurt a fly." Well, I've proved them wrong now, haven't I?!
Walt: Nothing justifies what you've done. You took revenge on whole world, no thought of consequence.
Minkey had a look of surprise on his face, and he knew Walt was right: Minkey took revenge on the whole world without a single thought of the consequences.
Minkey: (Trying to lie) Well...ahem, it wasn't my idea. I'm not the one to blame.
Kaia: (Scoffs) Yeah right.
Lincoln: It is your fault, and both of you are to blame for this mess. I think you both need a nice long stay in The Neptune Prison for Traitors in separate cells in Solitary Confinement.
Kao: Wait, Lincoln, I've got a better idea. Why don't you put them in Containment Cards, so that way, I can keep a close eye on them.
Lincoln: Good idea, Kao.
Lincoln put them both in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, then he took out his Orange S.P.D. Morpher and used Judgement Mode, and once Minkey and The Shaman's Hat were found guilty, they were put into a containment card, and given to Kao, so he can keep an eye on the two of them.
Lincoln: That's it for those two. (To Valerie Carrington) And it's so good to see you again, Valerie Carrington.
Valerie Carrington reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with short neck-length yellow hair, yellow eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has six massive beautiful white angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Iona, and she's dressed in a sleeveless yellow vest, yellow sleeveless top, yellow skirt with black frills, yellow legwarmers, yellow shoes, and long sleeveless yellow trenchcoat with angels on the coattails, and Iona on the back, and holstered on her back a large Iona-themed greatsword with Iona etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, six white angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large yellow gem surrounded by six angel wings for the pommel.
Valerie Carrington: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Valerie Carrington and they hugged, and Valerie Carrington's also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs as well as massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you since you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Valerie Carrington: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs as well as massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Valerie Carrington, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and you're going to like this: she was born with six massive beautiful white angel wings, and she has immense cosmic ictiokinesis and extensive mastery of holy magic and angelic magic.
Nico: Wow, that's so awesome.
Me: It's like she was born an angel, awesome.
Lincoln: You said it, and she's defended and protected me from the absolute worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath, and if she sees Lisa and Luan also helping Lori, Lynn, and Lola in torturing me, they're also shown no mercy.
Eli: Nice.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Valerie Carrington's neck with yellow gems on the gold thunderbolt links and yellow crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Valerie Carrington: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Valerie.
Valerie Carrington had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Hazel Alarie's waist and Valerie Carrington wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Valerie Carrington's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Nazuna Nanakusa, Akira Asai, Niko Hirata, Kabura Honda, Seri Kikyou, Midori Kohakobe, and Kiyosumi Shirakawa from Call of the Night.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Nazuna Nanakusa, Akira Asai, Niko Hirata, Kabura Honda, Seri Kikyou, Midori Kohakobe and Kiyosumi Shirakawa from Call of the Night.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Nazuna Nanakusa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Nazuna Nanakusa and the other seven girls who saved them from Minkey and The Shaman's Hat, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Nazuna Nanakusa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Nazuna Nanakusa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Nazuna Nanakusa, Akira Asai, Niko Hirata, Kabura Honda, Seri Kikyou, Midori Kohakobe, Kiyosumi Shirakawa, and Hatsuka Suzushiro with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened and they met Kao and his family whom we moved here to Gotham Royal York, and they were shocked when they found out that the villain we went after was Minkey and the Shaman's Hat.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in saving Koby and putting Minkey and the Shaman's Hat into a Containment Card, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Valerie Carrington have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and we were going to like having Kao the Kangaroo and his family with us.
After saving Koby and stopping Minkey and the Shaman's Hat, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Valerie Carrington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Valerie Carrington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Valerie, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Valerie Carrington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Valerie, how did you defend and protect Lincoln from the worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath?
Valerie Carrington: Oh, now that's one I'd never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some math homework in his room, but we were rudely interrupted when the door was busted down and Lincoln was ambushed by Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and they began beating the crud out of him and they were laughing cruelly at his pain. But, when I saw that Lori was going to break his neck to kill him, that set me off and I fired three blasts of light at them and it got them off Lincoln, and it also tied them up. I used some holy magic and cured the wounds on Lincoln. Then, we went down and told Mr. and Mrs. Loud what those three did in beating up Lincoln while he and I were doing math homework, and that got those three grounded for five weeks, and Luan and Lisa saw what happened and they were about to get revenge on us, but the glares from me, the parents, and the other sisters drove them off, and it meant if they also tried to help Lori, Lynn, and Lola, they're also going to be shown no mercy.
We cheered wildly for what Valerie Carrington did to save Lincoln and teach Lori, Lynn, and Lola a lesson.
Me: That was awesome work, Valerie.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Mess with an angel, especially one of Lincoln's many Guardian Angels, and there's going to be no mercy for their crimes.
Applejack: That's right, those low-down, sidewinding demons.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounds, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Shin.
Kenshiro: Shin, I knew he'd be the next one to show up.
Lincoln: Yeah, but we're not going to kill him, Kenshiro. From what Lin told me, Jagi was the one who manipulated Shin into taking Yuria for himself in the first place, not to mention all the things Shin have done was all to win Yuria's affection, but alas it failed.
Nico: That's true, he tried to win Yuria's affection, but it failed.
Lincoln: But, he would redeem himself in the end because of Raoh's imminent invasion, Shin entrusted Yuria to Nanto Goshasei, and Shin allowed his own reputation to be ruined by pretending to have murdered Yuria, thus fulfilling his destiny under the Star of Martyrdom who is destined to live and die for love.
Me: That's really tragic. But, still, we need to take him down.
Lincoln: You're right, J.D. Come on, gang, let's go.
We flew out The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy and elemental forces at Shin. When Sin saw us, there's a look of calm on his face.
Shin: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived.
Lincoln: (Thinking) There's a look of calm on his face, but he needs to be shown that he doesn't need to die, but how to do that is the real question. (Out Loud) Yes, that's right, but unlike the one who'd manipulated you, you're not going to die here.
Cala Maria: That's right.
Suddenly, Cala Maria's light green eyes turned neon light green and she was surrounded by a light blue energy aura with ocean waves, water, and sea creatures, and as she approached Shin, she left light blue energy, ocean waves, water, and sea creatures with every step.
Cala Maria: Shin, what happened to you was indeed tragic, and what Jagi did in manipulating you for his own sadistic pleasure and amusement was indeed unforgivable, but it's time to show you that you don't need to die in the name of love.
Suddenly, Cala Maria was surrounded by a massive vortex of light blue energy with ocean waves and sea creatures surrounding it, there's a mermaid swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Cala Maria emerged, but she was changed forever.
Cala Maria grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the tentacles of the octopus on her head that serves as her hair, she has neon light green eyes and a light blue energy aura with ocean waves, water, and sea creatures surrounding her, she has a mermaid emblazoned on her forehead, she has on mermaid earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has an octopus with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its tentacles for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and light green gems on the gold lightning bolts. Cala Maria has on a blue exposed midriff top, light green skirt with octopi on it, light green knee-high boots, and a long sleeveless blue trenchcoat with ocean waves, water, and sea creatures on the coattails, and a mermaid surrounded by ocean waves on the back, along with her mermaid's tail. Suddenly, Cala Maria felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pale lavender angel wings with blue tips on the large pale lavender feathers, sprouted out of her back. Cala Maria has on her Ring of The Phoenix with light green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Cala Maria has a brand-new greatsword in her right hand called Inkwell Isle's Maelstrom Greatsword of Tropical Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with sea creatures etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, purple octopi tentacles for the crossguard, large light green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large light green gem surrounded by octopi tentacles for the pommel. Cala Maria has on her brand-new gold Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold octopus with green gems for eyes and a purple gem in its tentacles for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the mermaid that said, "Cala Maria, Mermaid-Gorgon Hybrid of Inkwell Isles, Former Enemy turned Ally of Cuphead, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Seeker of Adventure, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water and Sea Creatures"
カーラマリア、インクウェル島のマーメイド-ゴーゴンハイブリッド、元敵はカップヘッドの同盟国になり、リンカーンラウドの未来の妻を愛し、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、多くの友人、冒険の探求者、驚くべきそして強力驚くべき強力な教師の学生、そして水と海の生き物のマスター
Cala Maria has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MAELSTROM TROPICAL OCEAN MERMAID-GORGON ANGEL OF TROPICAL JUSTICE AND MAELSTROM LOVE!
We were amazed by Cala Maria's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Shin saw it, we saw that he didn't do anything to attack, it's like he's resigned to his fate being death, but that's not going to happen.
Lincoln: Wow, Cala Maria, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Cala Maria: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Maelstrom Mermaid Gorgon and Divine Ocean Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put a stop to Shin once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Cala Maria.
Kenshiro: Allow me to join in as well.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Cala Maria, and Kenshiro also joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Sorry, Shin, but we're changing your self-imposed destiny and self-imposed fate.
Cala Maria, Lincoln, and Kenshiro went after Shin, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light green energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Mermaids, Sea Creatures, and Angels at Shin, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with powerful martial arts techniques and he didn't see them coming. Then, they knocked Shin down and he was defeated. We cheered wildly for what Cala Maria, Lincoln, and Kenshiro did, as Dolores and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Cala Maria's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive lavender angel wings are permanent.
Shin: So, that's it, it's over. Go ahead and kill me, I shall die here in the name of love.
Lincoln: No, Shin. I can understand that you wanted to win the heart of Yukira, but it ended badly for you, and you were manipulated by Jagi to take Yukira for yourself, but in reality, it was for his own sadistic amusement and his hatred towards Kenshiro. But, you eventually redeemed yourself when you entrusted Yuria to Nanto Goshaseibut, because of Raoh's imminent invasion, and you allowed your own reputation to be ruined by pretending to have murdered Yuria. That's why we're not going to kill you.
Lincoln's words reached Shin's heart, and he knew that what he was doing was wrong. Then, Lincoln offered his hand, and Shin accepted it, and Lincoln helped Shin up.
Shin: Yes, you're right. What I did was in the name of love, but I was eventually manipulated by that monster, Jagi, and he manipulated me to do something that evil. I can't forgive that monster for that.
Kenshiro: Well, you don't have to worry about him. We killed Jagi and sent him to The Black Gates for good, and he's never coming back.
The news got to Shin, and he was glad to hear that, and we returned to The World Tree Estate, and Shin was made a new member of The Redemption Squad.
Cala Maria: Linky, Kenshiro, thanks for helping me take down Shin, and you convinced Shin that he's not going to be killed, Linky, that was so awesome.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cala Maria.
Kenshiro: Glad to be of help to you both. Now, I'm finally rid of Amiba for good.
Suddenly, Cala Maria wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Cala Maria's face, they kissed passionately as Cala Maria's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and ocean waves crashing with mermaids singing and sea creatures swimming behind them and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Alright, that was an awesome battle, and Linc, you did an awesome job and convinced Shin that he's not going to be killed.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and after what Lin told me about Shin, I couldn't help but feel sorry for him.
Me: Yeah, he wanted to win Yuria's heart, but his attempts failed. But, Jagi went too far manipulating Shin to kidnap Yuria.
Nico: That sadist really made me sick, I'm glad he got The Black Gates, same with Amiba.
Lincoln: But, we'll be ready for more of Kenshiro's enemies whenever they show up to attack us.
Later it was time for Layla's first ever Ambassador Mission and she was going to the world of Earthbound from the 1989 video game series from Nintendo.
Nico: This is gonna be very interesting.
Nicole: It sure is guys. The game Earthbound first came out in 1989 and it was also one of the first ever RPG video games ever made.
Eli: This will be awesome. I hope we face many awesome big bosses in this world.
William: Anyone else want to go with Layla? Besides Connor McKnight and 3 Rabbids?
Lincoln: You know I'll go. Ness is one of the characters of the Super Smash Brothers Roster and it'll be awesome to meet him and his friends.
Me: It sure will be awesome buddy.
Nico: Yep.
Layla: But I am so looking forward to this one.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets head on out.
We were off to the world of Earthbound.
We arrived in the world of Earthbound and Ness saw Layla.
Ness: Excuse me, miss. Did you just move into town?
Layla: Oh no. I'm actually here on a big team Mission. I am Layla, Princess of Andros and the Fairy of Waves.
Ness: Oh it's awesome to meet you.
Me: And we are with her.
Ness: Oh wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor.
Nico: Same to you Ness and it's awesome to meet you.
Me: Same here.
Lincoln: And it's awesome to finally meet you too. My name is Lincoln Loud and I was added to the Super Smash Bros. Roster 2 years ago.
Ness: Oh wow! So you are the newest addition to the Super Smash World. It's an honor!
Lucas then came.
Lucas: Ness, who are these people?
Ness: Don't you recognize them Lucas?
Lucas saw our badge on our shirts.
Lucas: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor!
Layla: It's an honor to meet you too Lucas.
Connor McKnight: Same here. Oh sorry I'm Connor McKnight, leader of the Dino Thunder Rangers.
Ness: Pleasure to meet you.
Lucas; Wow! (To Lincoln) Wow! You're Lincoln Loud! I heard you were added to the Super Smash Bros. Roster. It's an honor.
Lincoln: You too Lucas.
Ness: How are Samus and Kirby and everyone doing?
Me: They are doing really awesome.
Nicole: We've been really busy meeting your fellow Super Smash Teammates.
Me: Yeah. And destroying many of your enemies too.
Connor: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.
Nico: They may look like rabbits but they are really funny and goofy.
Me: But they are also not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Ness: I do see what you mean yes.
Eli: Great.
Ness: Let me show you around Onett.
Nico: Sure.
Layla: Lets go.
We walked around Ness's home town of Onett and it was a really awesome place.
Nico: Onett is a really beautiful and friendly town.
Nicole: It sure is. Been a great place since July 27th, 1989.
Me: So almost 33 years.
Lincoln: Yep.
Ness: It's a nice place to call home. We don't deal with the enemies that are big and powerful like you do but it's fun.
Layla: Cool.
Lucas: Ness, I think you're forgetting about Porky and Giygas.
Ness: Oh right.
Nico: But we'll be ready for them when we al come here.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: But still it will be awesome to help you guys out.
Layla: It sure will.
One of the Rabbids tried stealing some bananas.
Shopkeeper: Hey! You need to pay for those!
The Rabbid blew a raspberry at him.
Rayman: Hey put those back now.
Me: Sorry sir these little guys are not very bright.
Shopkeeper: Oh. Wait you're J.D. Knudson! It's an honor to meet you!
Me: Same here sir.
We then heard screaming.
Nico: Sounds like trouble.
Me: Better than an explosion.
Eli: It's coming from there at 100 meters.
We went over to where the scream came from and we saw a bunch of snakes!
Connor: This'll be easy. Dino Thunder, Power Up! HA!
He transformed and he was ready!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: To quote Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why did it have to be Snakes?
Nico: Nice.
Me: Just call us the snake exterminators.
Ness: PK Flash!
Ness charged a green orb of energy above his head and it levitated towards the snakes.
It hit the snakes and exploded!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Try this on! PK FIRE!
Nico fired a wave of fireballs at the snakes and burned them all over.
Eli: YEAH! PK FREEZE!
Eli fired waves of ice and froze them in place.
Me: YEAH!
Ness: PK Fire!
Ness shot fireball at the frozen snakes.
It incinerated them.
Me: Let me try! PK THUNDER!
I fired a ball of lightning and electrocuted the snakes all over.
Eli: YEAH!
Ness: PK Thunder!
Ness fired a ball of electricity, followed by a trail of lightning, at the snakes.
It electrocuted them in an instant!
Layla: Awesome! Lets see here. PK WATER!
Layla fired balls of water and drenched the snakes all over.
The snakes tried attacking Ness but couldn't.
Ness: This is my PSI Magnet!
Me: Awesome!
Layla: Yeah! Great move.
Nico: Time to use one of the new Gashats!
Me: You got it!
I activated one.
ICE CREAM MAYHEM OF THE NEAPOLITAN PHANTOMS!
For the Gashat of the Strawberry, Vanilla and Chocolate Technicolor Phantoms I formed a blaster of ice cream and fired it and the blasts hit the snakes and stunned them.
Layla: Awesome!
Me: Perfect for that since snakes slow down in temperatures below 50 degrees fahrenheit.
Nico licked the ice cream.
Nico: Yummy.
Lincoln: That was cool though.
Ness: Yep. I'll Finish this. PK STAR STORM!
He fired a huge barrage of comets from the sky and they hit the rest of the Snakes and destroyed them all!
WE WON!
Nico: YEAH! Awesome Final Smash!
Lincoln: Just like on the games.
Ness: You guys were awesome as well.
Me: Thanks Ness.
Layla: Many more moves where that came from.
Lincoln: You'll see them soon enough.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
We told everyone everything and it was great.
May: Whoa that was awesome!
Eli: Yeah it was.
May: Next time, Zatch and Kiyo should go with you.
Layla: Great idea!
Zatch: It'll be awesome to go with you guys.
Kiyo: It sure will.
Later we were watching TV and then Nico's stomach started grumbling. It was grumbling really loudly.
Me: Uh oh.
Penance: Are you okay, Nico?
Nico: Not really!
Me: Uh oh! That's gas! Did you eat some of the Brussel Sprouts on the planet?
Nico: I may have had a handful of them while you guys weren't looking.
Sly Cooper: Nico, you need to go to the bathroom!
Maria: And fast!
Nico: NO TIME!
Nico opened a portal and it showed the jerks for the humiliations and Nico poked his butt through it and the jerks screamed as he then released a massive fart of incredible force!
MASSIVELY LOUD LONG FART!
Nico: (SIGHS OF RELIEF!)
The jerks were going to be feeling that!
Undermine: Feel better?
Nico: Much better!
Me: But that was really funny. But you better go to the bathroom just in case.
Nico: Good idea.
Nico went to the bathroom and had a good bout of relief.
Freeway: Eli, from now on, you're checking if any planet we plan to go to is edible or not!
Eli: Agreed.
Nico came back and he was much better.
Nico: Ahh that's better!
Freeway: Eli is gonna check if the planet is edible or not.
Nico: Speaking of which we found another food planet and this one is edible.
Eli: He's right. Also I need to start doing that from now on.
Me: Good.
Vice: We're never eating Brussels sprouts again!
Me: Jared will be the only one that does.
Vice: Fair enough. He sure is a true vegetarian.
Eli: Yes he is.
Jared: Yeah being a true vegetarian I just can't get enough of them.
Vice: Well that's okay then.
Nico: I don't eat Brussels Sprouts that often anyway.
Crag: Well that's good.
Nico: Anyway lets get ready to head to this planet we found.
Then Mammoth, Stinky Butt, Anti Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, Morbucks 2016, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff appeared.
Mammoth: Can me, Stinky Butt, Anti Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, Morbucks 2016, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you guys can. This time the world we're going to is edible.
Eli: I just confirmed it.
Stinky Butt: Oh thank goodness there.
Lola: Yeah.
Grenade Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to do one for the Hysteria from the planet Aurelia.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa this one will be interesting!
Eli: One of the most lethal killer aliens we've seen in those documentaries!
Shanan: This is gonna be interesting. But finding this one is not going to be easy.
Laney: No because they are only a fraction of an inch in length.
Me: Yeah. But it will be awesome to see though. Individually they are impossible to see but together as a huge and massive super organism they form into a huge ghostly cloud form.
Nico: Yep. So it'll be someone that shrinks and grows that goes with me next.
Me: Yep but I think Scott has had his turn.
Ant Man: Yes I have.
Stinky Butt: Sorry you got gassy, Nico.
Nico: I'll be all right.
Jared: That's the spirit.
Nico: Anyway lets head out!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than our old enemy, the sadistic Animal Control officer, Capitan DuBois, and she's broken out of Arkham Asylum, and she wants revenge on us for stopping her from getting revenge on Alex and his friends years ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and we're not going to like these two one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to our old enemy, the sadistic Animal Control officer, Capitan DuBois, and she's broken out of Arkham Asylum, and she wants revenge on us for stopping her from getting revenge on Alex and his friends years ago.
We gasped in shock.
Me: What? That crazy psycho's broken out of Arkham Asylum. Oh, this isn't good.
Lincoln: And it's going to get worse, I found out that DuBois was broken out of Arkham Asylum with help from soldiers of Orochi's army, and they gave her a Dark Orb.
We gasped in even more shock.
Nico: What?! But, how on earth is that possible. We killed Orochi, Da Ji, Kiyomori Taira, Kyūbi, and Hundun, how could there be...? (Realizes something) Why, that conniving fox!
Lincoln: (Pieces The Evidence Together) So, that explains it: in the chance that this sort of thing were to happen, Da Ji had a group of Orochi Army soldiers hiding out to get revenge on us.
Cao Pi: How typical of Da Ji, always trying something underhanded.
Luna: Well, that ain't happening again. Leni already banished Da Ji's spirit to The Black Gates after the fight against Dark Danny, who was resurrected by a last minute contingency plan by The Church of Necrom, now to take care of Kiyomori Taira, Kyūbi, and Hundun.
Luna, Luan, and Lynn banished the spirit of Kiyomori Taira, Kyūbi, and Hundun to The Black Gates for good.
Alex the Lion: Nice one, you three. Now, I'll be the one to take down DuBois for good, and that crazy woman's getting put into The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum Wing in Solitary Confinement, and the remnants of Orochi's men are going to be destroyed for good.
Nico: Yeah, now that's what I like to hear. Alright, gang, let's go, there's another food planet out there, but it's one we're going to like.
Lincoln: Yeah, and now that we know DuBois has escaped, she's going to get it big time, along with the remnants of Orochi's men who were hiding out on the orders of Da Ji. But, I don't know why, but why do I feel like the enemies we're going to be facing on the next food planet's are those who the Shinobi of The Four Great Nations know all too well, and we're also about to see another familiar face when DuBois shows up.
Lori: Same here, Linc. But, we'll be ready.
We went to the ship and we were off to the planet.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6631.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to an edible planet this time and it'll be a really good mission for us to see what it's like. Our mission is to investigate this mysterious world and see if it's fit for exploration.
Totally Spies Timmy: I hope this planet is made of familiar food.
Nico: I have a feeling it will be a good one.
Me: Me too.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a golden yellow planet with small spots on it that were different colors.
Nico: Wow looks like a flower desert planet.
Me: It sure does.
Nico: Lets land.
We landed and we got out.
Cavalier: Here we are.
To our surprise and amazement we saw that it was a planet with oceans made of Nacho Cheese sauce and the islands were made of chips, beans, sour cream, hot sauce, guacamole, salsa and jalapeño peppers!
Nico: WHOA! It's a planet of nachos!
Tuddrussel: HEY WOW! This is my kind of planet!
Eli: Wow! Nachos are awesome!
Me: Now this is more like it! I love nachos.
Eli: Yeah me too!
Nico took a chip from an island and dipped it in some nacho cheese and ate it and it was delicious!
Nico: Oh wow! This is some of the most awesome Nacho Cheese sauce ever!
Eli: Yeah it is!
Qin took some chips and dipped them in sour cream and beans and ate them.
Qin: Mmm! Delicious!
Tomahawk Man: Nachos taste better with taco meat.
Nico: They sure do. But I love nachos!
Me: Me too!
King Kai: (To us Telepathically) Nico, Everyone can you hear me!?
Nico: King Kai yes we hear you! What's wrong?
King Kai: I'm afraid I have really bad news. The Church of Necrom not only resurrected the Doomsday 23 for your future battles but as a secondary contingency plan they also reanimated many shinobi that J.D. knew from 150,000 years into the future. It's all the shinobi that J.D. met and fought in the 4th Great War.
We gasped!
Me: Are you serious King Kai!?
King Kai: I'm serious as pancakes with maple syrup and bacon J.D.! You guys are gonna be in for a really dangerous fight on that planet. So be extra cautious as among those shinobi are a few enemies that you might know.
Me: We'll be ready for them!
Nico: Oh man! J.D. since you have tons of experiences with them you lead this mission.
Me: Okay. We better keep our eyes peeled. And I sense one coming!
Anti Wanda: I got 'em! (fires her wand)
She blasted a bush and out came A THE 3RD RAIKAGE!
Me: (Gasp) Lord A the 3rd Raikage!
3rd Raikage: J.D.? It's good to see you my friend.
Me: Yes and after 150,000 years.
Nico: It's an honor to meet you Lord 3rd.
Eli: How do you know the 3rd Raikage?
Me: He was the greatest shinobi in the history of the Hidden Cloud. He is also one of the bravest heroes I've ever known. He took on a massive army of 10,000 shinobi all by himself for three days and nights to allow his comrades to get to safety at the cost of his own life.
Eli: Wow!
Varie: He is a true hero.
Me: Yep. And I helped him contain the 8-Tails when he was running amok.
I went over his history.
A's rule was punctuated by the berserk attacks of the Eight-Tails but as Kumogakure couldn't afford to dispose of such a valuable war deterrent, he was forced to look for a suitable jinchūriki in quick succession, after the conclusion of each rampage. During one of these attacks, A fought the Eight-Tails alone, allowing his comrades to escape. Their battle resulted in A receiving a self-inflicted wound to the chest after he collapsed upon his own hand, which became his life's shame. Since this event, he made it a personal duty to combat the Eight-Tails whenever its jinchūriki lost control, eventually making even his sonbecome part of the group that supported him during these occurrences. He chose to seal the Eight-Tails in the Kohaku no Jōhei, resulting in his nephew's death, hoping that someone else would have more success in controlling it.
Between these attacks, A held try-outs along with Dodai in order to search for a tag-team partner for his son, which was a long-standing tradition for the Raikage. As the exercise was seemingly going to end in failure again, he lamented the fact that this would have been unnecessary if A had an actual brother. After seeing the dummy's head finally fall off, he looks on at B and his son, glad that they had finally found a suitable candidate. Ultimately, when Killer B was made the jinchūriki, the Eight-Tails' rampages were at long last brought to an end.
At some point he also mentored Darui, passing the secrets of the Black Lightning technique down to just him. In his later years, during the Third Shinobi World War, he once faced an opposing force of ten thousand shinobi single-handedly for three consecutive days and nights, in order to allow his comrades to escape to safety.[9] He eventually died in this battle and with his death, the position of Raikage was passed onto his son, A. He would, however, become renowned for his extraordinary level of durability, endurance, and strength above all else, to the point where his body itself would become reputed as the "strongest shield" (最強の盾, saikyō no tate).
When I was done it was amazing and shocking and admirable!
Nico: Wow!
3rd Raikage: It sure is. And How is my son doing J.D.?
Me: Lord A the 4th Raikage is doing really awesome. And his brother B the 8-Tails Jinchuriki taught Naruto my brother here how to control the full extent of the 9-tails.
Killer B: It's true fool.
Nico: Yeah. You should be very proud of him.
3rd Raikage: I am. But you have to stop me J.D.!
Me: I'll do more than that.
I fired a beam of light and restored him back to life!
3rd Raikage: I'm alive again!
Nico: Welcome back!
Me: Glad you're back with us Lord 3rd. I have a feeling that we're going to be in for one awesome mission.
Tantrum: Want some nachos now that you're alive again?
3rd Raikage: I sure would. How long have I been dead?
Me: You died 30 years before the 4th Great War broke out.
Nico: Wow.
We got the 3rd Raikage some nachos and man was he hungry.
Eli: Wait here comes another one.
Out came BLUE B - THE PREDECESSOR JINCHURIKI OF KILLER B!
Me: Blue B!
Killer B: Gyuki's previous host!
Nico: What was he known fo?
Me: He was not one of the Jinchuriki that was in full control of Gyuki's power. He had a lot of difficulties with it. But I found out something really horrible that lead him to lose control completely.
Nico: What happened.
Me: I found out that Orochimaru caused Blue B to lose complete control of the 8-Tails.
I went over his history and it was a shocker!
While an excellent shinobi, Blue B didn't have complete control over the Eight-Tails, a fact he lamented while on a mission with A, Killer B, and another unknown shinobi. He stated that neither him, nor his uncle or father could subjugate the beast due to "incompatibility". He hoped, however, that B, should he be chosen as the next host, would be able to successfully control the beast.
As A wondered if B would have enough control to be able to suppress the beast, Blue told him of the darkness and loneliness that was part of being a jinchūriki. A protested calling him a man of great talent, virtue and lineage, which Blue said none of that mattered and what a jinchūriki truly needed was something to give them strength and fill the void that would be created after the beast was sealed into them.
Some time later, in the anime, he was sent on a mission with A and B where they confronted several Iwaninja, after defeating them Blue B explained to an exhausted B where A's strength came from.
At some point after this, he lost complete control of the beast and it killed eight Kumo ninja, including Motoi's father who was a member of the subduing team. The Third Raikage subdued the Eight-Tails by sealing it into the Kohaku no Jōhei, resulting in Blue's death. In the anime, it was Orochimaru who caused the events leading to Blue B's death by posing as his doctor and giving him genjutsu-inducing pills to paralyse him and proceeded to use the Five Elements Unseal to draw out the tailed beast. Later, during the battle that followed, Orochimaru retrieved traces of the Eight-Tails' severed horn along with Blue B's DNA in it. The villagers later lamented Blue B being a failed jinchūriki at his funeral while B paid his respects.
When I was done everyone was shocked and mad.
Nico: That fucking snake!
Me: Yeah!
Blue B: I don't have the beast in me thank goodness but I'm still a dangerous ninja. You have to stop me.
Me: I will.
I fired a beam of light and resurrected him!
Blue B: I'm back!
Me: Blue it's awesome to have you back my friend.
Blue B: Same here.
Eris: Here are some nachos.
Blue B: Oh thank you.
Me: But it's awesome to have you back Blue.
Blue B: Same here J.D.
Nico: Wow! This is gonna make one awesome report to the 5 Kage when we're done here.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Here comes another one.
Out came the Legendary Taijutsu Master, CHEN!
Me: Master Chen!
Chen: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you.
Nico: Who is he?
Me: The most legendary Taijutsu Master in all the history of the Hidden Leaf Village.
I went over his history too.
Chen was known as a hero in Konoha. He once had a student much like Rock Lee who was unable to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu and dedicated himself to becoming a taijutsu master. Both Chen and his student participated in the Third Shinobi World War, with the latter killed in the war due to his inability to learn ninjutsu. The death of his student greatly affected Chen and the shinobi faked his death and gave up being a shinobi. Years passed, his granddaughter Azami would occasionally leave rice balls for her grandfather, the only person to be aware that he was still alive.
One day when his granddaughter was bringing his gravestone rice balls, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki and Tenten came to pay their respects to the "late" hero. When Azami told them that Chen was still alive and to wait for him, they decided to do so. Later, Chen did appear. While Lee and Tenten were confused, Naruto believed him to be an impostor who was tricking Azami into making food for him, thus all three genin attacked him which resulted in him dropping his last rice ball. Greatly angered by that, he unleashed his secret technique on them. Realising that he was the true hero and amazed at his technique, Lee begged Chen to teach it to him so he could further his dream as a great taijutsu-specialising ninja. Shocked at how much alike Lee was to his late student, he furiously attacked Lee. Afterwards, he insisted that Lee give up on his dream and left. Lee however stayed at the gravestone, waiting each day for Chen to acknowledge him. Finally, Lee told Chen that he doesn't care if Chen refuses to teach him his technique, but insists to make the old master acknowledge him as a ninja. Begging Chen to use his technique on him, Chen agreed. Despite Lee being completely overwhelmed by it, Chen was amazed that Lee could see the true nature behind it. However, Chen still insisted that Lee give up on his dream and left.
Some time afterwards, Chen died. Later, Kabuto Yakushi acquired a DNA sample from Chen for later use.
When I was done everyone was amazed!
Nico: WOW! His power is incredible!
Eli: It sure is.
Me: And I learned many of his great moves from him.
Chen: That's right. J.D. was a great student. But I'm not in control of myself.
Me: No but you will be.
I fired a wave of energy and brought him back to life!
Chen: Wow! I'm back!
Me: Master Chen!
We hugged.
Me: I'm so happy you're back.
Brimstone: I think they've stopped coming for the moment.
Eli: Don't speak soon.
Me: Here comes a minor one.
Out came CHUKAKU, THE MENTOR OF CHIRIKU OF THE FIRE TEMPLE!
Me: Master Chukaku!
Chukaku: It's good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: Wow so he's one of the Guardian Shinobi 12 that I've heard about.
Me: Yep. He's Master Chiriku's mentor and teacher.
I went over his history which wasn't very much.
A ninja monk and scholar, Chūkaku taught Chiriku sometime before his death and was eventually interred at the cemetery in the Fire Temple. Kabuto would later reincarnate him by accident while looking for Chiriku.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Yep. But it'll be awesome for Chiriku to have you back.
I fired a wave of energy and resurrected him.
Nico: Awesome!
Condiment King: Anyone want ketchup and mustard with their nachos?
Nico: I don't think that would taste good.
Condiment King: You're right but Leif and Lana don't mind.
Me: That's them for you.
But then Out came a VERY FAMILIAR Jonin. It was DAN KATO, LADY TSUNADE'S LOVER!
Me: (GASP) Dan Kato!
Dan Kato: It's good to see you again J.D. I'm just so sorry we had to meet like this under terrible circumstances.
Me: It's not your fault Dan.
Nico: So he is Dan Kato.
Me: Yep. He was Lady Tsunade's love interest. After he died because of the Hidden Leaf Council's corruption, Lady Tsunade was devastated and she left the Leaf because of it.
I told everyone what happened.
After the death of his younger sister, he began advocating for medical ninjato be assigned to every squad. Tsunade shared a similar belief, and the two soon began dating because of it. During their time together Dan shared his dream of becoming Hokage with Tsunade — wanting the title so that he could better protect the villagers of Konoha which would prompt Tsunade to give Dan her grandfather's necklace as good luck and encouragement to follow that dream.
Soon after that, Dan was fighting in the Second Shinobi World War, in which he killed countless shinobi with his Spirit Transformation Technique. Ultimately, he was fatally wounded during a battle, and while Tsunade was able to stop the bleeding, it was a lost cause as the blood loss was too severe and Dan succumbed to his injuries. Tsunade would later take on Dan's niece, Shizune, as an apprentice and leave the village some time after that, retiring from life as a shinobi.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: My god! That's horrible!
Me: It was.
Dan Kato: Yes and I'm sorry that Tsunade became like that.
Me: I know Dan. But the Council was to blame for all that. But now it's time for me to fix that broken part of Lady Tsunade and Shizune's hearts.
I fired a wave of energy and resurrected him.
Dan Kato was back!
I gave Dan some nachos.
Dan Kato: It's good to be back.
Me: Same here Dan.
Divebomb: Oh, and Danzo was dealt with by the Build team.
Dan Kato: That's good. I did not trust him one bit.
Me: And he's in prison for his crimes. (Senses 3 powerful energies) I'll explain later.
Then out came GINKAKU & KINKAKU THE GOLD AND SILVER BROTHERS and the former Dictator of the Hidden Rain Village, HANZO OF THE SALAMANDER!
Me: The Gold and Silver Brothers and Hanzo of The Salamander!
Ginkaku: Now we can destroy you right Kinkaku?
Kinkaku: We shall Ginkaku.
Nico: Not these guys again.
Me: The Gold and Silver Brothers were 2 of the Hidden Cloud's most infamous shinobi and their power was brutal.
I went over their history and it was bad.
Years ago, before the First Shinobi World War, the Gold and Silver Brothers made names for themselves in their attempt to capture the Nine-Tailed Fox for their village. They were instead swallowed whole by the beast. The brothers survived inside Kurama for two weeks by eating the beast's flesh; this would eventually lead to the fox regurgitating them. This left them with unusually large chakra-reserves and abilities similar to those of a jinchūriki.
With their new-found powers, the brothers assaulted the Second Raikage, during his peace pact with the Second Hokage Tobirama Senju, to stage a coup d'etat. Managing to bring the Second Hokage to the verge of death, the brothers are declared disgraces for their treacherous actions and deceptive natures. Despite this, they are still highly respected in Kumo for their strength and skill. At some point in their lifetime, they were alive during the reign of the Third Raikage. The brothers' fate after the ambush was never revealed, but they eventually died, taking with them four of the five treasures.
During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kabuto Yakushi reanimates the Gold and Silver brothers, and their presence alone almost provoked A into completely disregarding his duties as leader of the Allied Shinobi Forces in order to personally confront the brothers on the battlefield as he informs the others how dangerous the two are. Soon after, the brothers confront Daruiof the First Division along with Samui and Atsui before the brothers sealed them away in the Benihisago despite Darui's attempt to save the former by severing Kinkaku and him and Ginkaku with his Storm Release: Laser Circus attack. Darui manages to counter the brothers' method of entrapment and uses the Shichiseiken to trap Ginkaku in the Benihisago. This act infuriates Kinkaku as he transforms into his six-tailed, Version 2 form.
With Team Asuma summoned to his side with the Kohaku no Jōhei as Ino uses her Mind Body Switch Technique to take possession of Kinkaku's body to force him into activating the Kohaku no Jōhei to suck in Kinkaku along with the Kōkinjō. However, as the first day of the war comes to an end, Tobitakes the Benihisago and the Kohaku no Jōhei intending to make use of the brothers' Nine-Tails chakra. The next day, Tobi tosses the Benihisago and the Kohaku no Jōhei into the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path to summon an incomplete version of "it".
When I was done with their history everyone was shocked!
Nico: WHOA MAN! And what about Hanzo?
Me: He was the ruthless dictator of the Hidden Rain and he's called Hanzo of the Salamander because he has a poison sac of a salamander implanted into him and because of that it made his breath lethal and toxic hence why he has to wear a gas mask.
I went over his history too.
At some point during Hanzō's childhood, he found a black salamander with deadly venom residing in his village. When it died, its venom sac was embedded into his body in the hopes of creating a venomous ninja who himself was immune to toxins. This required him to wear a mask constantly, in order to protect others from his venom-laced breath. At some point after this, Hanzō became well known and renowned throughout the shinobi world, so much that enemies have been known to flee at the very sight of him.
At one point, Hanzō confronted dozens of Samurai from the Land of Iron, who retreated after realising who they were up against except for one. Hanzō fought Mifune, whom he defeated and in the process, poisoned in their final clash by slashing his head. Hanzō spared his life, due to the samurai's strength and faith. He went as far as giving him the antidote to his poison to give him a fighting chance, but then left without treating Mifune's injury. Despite claiming to think he had killed him, in the back of his mind, Hanzō knew Mifune was still alive.
During the Second Shinobi World War, Hanzō fought some of Konoha's forces, with Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru being the only survivors. As a reward to them for this accomplishment, he named them Konoha's Sanninand told them to refer to themselves as such in exchange for letting them live. He also engaged in battle with Chiyo numerous times, allowing her to create an antidote to his salamander's poison. At some point after this, Hanzō lost his conviction and decided to stop pursuing peace, stopped honing his skills and became dull, and only became interested in preserving his power.
Years later during the Third Shinobi World War, Hanzō became aware of a group of ninja who began a quest to end war through unorthodox means within his country. Though Hanzō initially admired their strong pursuit for peace, Danzō Shimura had convinced him that the group was a threat to his power. Hanzō then teamed up with Danzō to kill the group's leader, Yahikoand captured Konan. He lured Yahiko to a meeting where he forced Nagato, Yahiko's team-mate, to kill Yahiko in exchange for Konan's life. However, Yahiko committed suicide by impaling himself upon Nagato's kunai to spare his friend the anguish and burden of killing him himself. Following Yahiko's death, Hanzō managed to cripple Nagato, but in a fit of rage he slaughtered all of Hanzō's forces and the Root shinobi aiding him. After a brief skirmish with Nagato, Hanzō fled the scene.
Following the confrontation, Nagato began a civil war within Amegakure against Hanzō's regime. During the civil war, Hanzō sent seven genin teams to participate in the Chūnin Exams that were being held in Konohagakure. Sometime later, the Six Paths of Pain confronted and easily overpowered him and all his guards. As Hanzō expressed shock at being so outclassed and by one of the Paths looking like the presumed-dead Yahiko, Pain degraded him as trash for his selfish actions and how he had become a mere shadow of the man he once admired, before killing him. Pain then systematically slaughtered every person he was ever in league, or affiliated with; from family and servants, to even ambassadors of the villages who he was associated with. In the anime, as a further testament of Nagato's hatred for Hanzō, Nagato did not even bother to give Hanzō a proper burial.
When I was done everyone was shocked again.
Nico: Not good! I'll face the Gold and Silver Brothers and you face Hanzo.
Me: Good idea.
We went and did so and powered up!
Nico fired a beam of energy and resurrected both brothers and stripped them of the 9-Tails Chakra they stole and returned it to Natsumi.
Natsumi: Ahh! Now I'm complete.
Nico then blasted them with energy knocked them out. Nico then took the Treasured Tools of the Sage of the Six Paths. Nico got the Banana Palm Fan, Crimson Gourd, Golden Canopy Rope and the Seven Star Sword back.
Nico: Wow!
Nico tied them up.
Raven Branwen: Maria, how about you find a Best Match for my Fullbottle and show our new friends HOW Danzo was dealt with.
Maria: You got it!
RAVEN BRANWEN AND WEBSTOR! BEST MATCH!
She fired a black spider web and it tied up Hanzo and stripped him of his powers and then I resurrected him and we tied up the Gold and Silver Brothers and Hanzo.
Me: You criminals are in a world of trouble now.
Nico: Yep.
Then another figure came and it was HAYATE GEKKO!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Hayate-Sensei!
Hayate: Good to see you again J.D.
Nico: So he was the proctor of the Preliminaries that was sick.
Me: Yep.
I went over his history.
As a genin, he was placed in a team with Ibiki Morino and Tokara. During the Chūnin Exams, Hayate and his team confronted Team Orochimaru.
In the anime, at some point, Hayate was chosen to be Yūgao Uzuki's instructor in kenjutsu; the time the two spent training together eventually led to them falling in love with each other.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: But now the Hidden Leaf will have one of its shinobi back.
I fired a beam of energy and it resurrected him.
Laserbeak: You missed out on so many ninja adventures because you were sick?!
Me: He was killed before the Hidden Leaf Invasion began. But yeah that was before the Chunin Exams too. I found out that he was poisoned by a mysterious toxin. I was making the antidote to cure it but he died at Orochimaru's hands before I could give it to him.
Nico: Oh man. That's bad.
Me: Yeah.
Hayate: But now I'm back thanks to J.D.
Eli: Here comes another one!
The out came Neji's Father, HIZASHI HYUGA!
Me: (Gasp) Hizashi Hyuga!
Hizashi Hyuga: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too Hizashi.
Nico: So he's Neji's dad.
Me: Yep. And thank goodness that I saved Neji from going down a dark path before things got out of hand. After the Hidden Cloud Council sent that phony ambassador to take Hinata and me and Naruto saved her, they wanted Hiashi to go to the Cloud. But Hizashi agreed to go in his place. And that seal in the middle of his forehead destroyed the Byakugan before they could get it.
I went over his history and it was shocking and tragic.
Hizashi was born mere seconds after his twin brother, Hiashi. For this reason only however, Hiashi was made the successor to the Hyūga clan, whereas Hizashi was made a member of a branch house. At some point in Hizashi's life, he was branded with the clan's curse seal that would ensure his lifelong service to the main branch and that would seal his Byakugan when he died. Hizashi was unhappy with this fate but felt that there was nothing he could do and put up with it.
Hizashi eventually fathered a son: Neji. Several years after Neji's birth, Hiashi's daughter, Hinata, turned three. As was customary to do on the next heir's third birthday, Neji was given his own curse seal. Hizashi was upset that his son was being locked into the same fate that he was, and briefly put up with this as well. But as time went by, Neji's natural genius with the Hyūga clan's techniques became obvious to Hizashi. At the same time, Hinata was proving to be ill-suited as the Hyūga's next leader. Angry that Neji was being denied his full-potential because of his birth, Hizashi became more open with his disapproval of the main house, eventually manifesting as killing intent. Sensing this, Hiashi activated Hizashi's curse seal as punishment, causing Hizashi great pain and giving Neji reason to doubt the main house for the first time.
Some time later, in an event that would become known as the Hyūga Affair, Hiashi killed the Head Ninja of Kumogakure to save Hinata. Kumogakuredemanded Hiashi's body as restitution; in reality, they wanted to obtain the secrets of the Byakugan. The Hyūga elders and Konoha's leadership proposed that Hizashi be used instead; as Hiashi's body double. In addition to protecting Hiashi - the Hyūga's leader - doing so would keep the Byakugan's secrets from being discovered; Hizashi agreed. When Hiashi tried to protest, Hizashi immobilised him with a single blow. He then explained that he was not doing this to preserve the Hyūga's structure, but to save the life of his brother, to prevent war, and to choose his own fate for the first time in his life. Before going to his death, Hizashi asked Hiashi to tell Neji of his reason for his decision, regretting that he had only shown Neji his bitterness in life.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: Oh man that's terrible! Thank god you saved Neji from that path.
Eli: No kidding there!
Me: Yeah. But now I have a chance to fix the broken part of Neji that he lost.
I fired a wave of energy and it hit Hizashi and resurrected him!
Professor XXXL: Okay, the zombies are coming from somewhere
Nico: They are coming from the middle of this island.
Me: I sense it. Lets go find out.
Nico: Right.
We walked and then we saw INABI UCHIHA!
Me: (Gasp) (Snarls) Inabi Uchiha!
Nico: Oh man! You have a bad history with this one?
Me: In a way. Not nearly as bad as Fugaku or Evil Sasuke but he's right up there. He is one of Fugaku's men and wanted Itachi arrested for his "Suspicious Behavior."
I went over his history.
Alongside Yashiro and Tekka Uchiha, Inabi questioned Itachi Uchiha about his whereabouts during the time when Shisui Uchiha supposedly committed suicide. He told Itachi that they had all intention of duly investigating the matter and when they presented Shisui's alleged suicide note, he stated that for someone who wielded the Sharingan it would be no problem to forge such a note. They then left the note with Itachi telling him to ask the Anbu to investigate the matter as well. As the men left, they passed snide, suggestive comments about Itachi's involvement in the matter which Itachi took offence to and attacked them. Fed up with Itachi, the men asked Fugaku who had just arrived, to issue the order to arrest Itachi. However after Itachi apologised and Fugaku offered the excuse that Itachi was worn out from his other duties the men left.
Inabi and the rest of the clan were later killed during the Uchiha Clan Downfall. In Book of Dark Night, Itachi killed Inabi's wife before either were aware of his presence. Inabi attempted to attack Itachi with a fire jutsu, but Itachi cut his head off before the flames could leave his mouth.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Kushina: And I'll deal with this one.
Kushina fired a blast of fire and incinerated him and I used the Black Gates on him.
Me: I never really liked that guy.
Barbossa: That tears it, lads! We're going to stop the zombies at their source!
Nico: I agree Barbossa!
Me: Yep!
We then saw 5 figures come out! And it was THE 1ST GENERATioN OF THE SEVEN NINJA SWORDSMAN OF THE MIST! We saw Jinin Akebino, Juzo Biwa, Kushimaru Kuriarare, Jinpachi Munashi and Fuguki Suizakan!
Jinin Akebino
At some point, Jinin joined the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, where he came in possession of the Kabutowari. Some time after the Third Shinobi World War, he alongside the other swordsmen encountered a Konoha team. After managing to corner the shinobi, the three were saved by Might Duy, who sacrificed himself in order for them to escape[ In the anime, Jinin was killed by Duy's effort.
Juzo Biwa
When Jūzō joined the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, he became the wielder of the Kubikiribōchō, which he used many times to dye the battlefields red with the blood of his enemies. This level of brutality made him famous in several parts of the shinobi world. At some point after the Third Shinobi World War, Jūzō and his team-mates cornered a Konoha teamconsisting of Might Guy, Genma Shiranui and Ebisu. Jūzō was surprised that the young ninja knew of his team and acknowledged their growing fame. Before the swordsmen could proceed any further, they were confronted by Might Duy, who activated the Eight Gates Released Formation, sacrificing his life in order to allow his son and his team-mates to escape.
In the anime, Jūzō survived the encounter along with Raiga Kurosuki and Fuguki Suikazan. Following the incident, Jūzō became a missing-nin and joined Akatsuki. Shortly after the Uchiha Clan Downfall, Pain instructed Jūzō to partner up with the newly-recruited Itachi Uchiha. Over time, Jūzō and his new partner completed various missions together. Eventually, they were given a mission in the Land of Water, much to Jūzō's annoyance. After completing the mission, Jūzō and Itachi were followed and engaged by a team of hunter-nin lead by Yagura, the Fourth Mizukage. Jūzō and Itachi were able to strike down most of the hunter-nin, but Yagura entered his Version 2 form and launched a Tailed Beast Ball toward Jūzō.
With little time to react, Jūzō attempted to deflect the attack with the Kubikiribōchō but failed, leaving him mortally wounded. After Itachi managed to defeat the Mizukage, Jūzō lamented having to die in this country, reaching out for his sword, which he viewed as his only true ally. Upon dying, out of respect, Itachi placed the remains of Kubikiribōchō in Jūzō's hand. After his death, his sword fell back into the possession of Kirigakure.
Kushimaru Kuriarare
In the anime, Kushimaru committed many acts of cruelty in his lifetime, including killing his sensei. At some point in time, Kushimaru encountered the young Might Guy, Ebisu and Genma Shiranui on a mission alongside the other members of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist. The young shinobi managed to flee, however, due to the timely arrival of Might Duy, who sacrificed himself to save the genin. In the anime, Kushimaru was killed by Might Duy's effort.
Jinpachi Munashi
In the anime, according to Kakashi Hatake, Jinpachi committed many acts of cruelty in his lifetime, killing his older brother being one of them.
Fuguki Suizakan
At some point in time, Fuguki became a jōnin and joined the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, where he inherited the sword Samehada. Some time after the Third Shinobi World War, Fuguki alongside the other seven swordsmen, cornered a team of Konoha shinobi consisting of Might Guy, Ebisu, and Genma Shiranui. Before the swordsmen could attack, Might Duyintervened and fought off Fuguki and his teammates, by using the Eight Gates at the cost of his life, taking down four of Fuguki's allies in the anime.
Some time later, Fuguki assigned his subordinate Kisame Hoshigaki, to the secret Cypher Division to serve as a bodyguard, ordering him to protect his comrades. However, he stressed that the codes that were important to the village are worth far more than the lives of his comrades. With this set of priorities, Kisame resolved to massacre his own teammates when they were in danger of falling into the hands of Ibiki Morino during a mission to protect such valuable information. Later, Fuguki was revealed to have been leaking information to enemies, and was killed by Kisame, with his corpse visibly impaled by sharp implements tied to chains. Kisame would then take Samehada for himself, becoming a member of the Seven Swordsmen, Yagura's direct subordinate and Madara Uchiha's accomplice.
We resurrected them and tied them all up.
Me: These guys are in big trouble.
But then out came another figure and it was RASA THE 4TH KAZEKAGE and Gaara's father!
Me: Lord Rasa!
Gaara: Father!
Nico: So he's the 4th Kazekage!
Me: That's right. And he did not like what the Sand made him do to his own son.
I went over his history and it was horrible.
Because the Land of Wind's daimyō began to cut down on Sunagakure's budget and instead used Konohagakure's less expensive services, Rasa therefore saw his own village in danger of extinction. In order to prevent that, he decided to focus on increasing the quality of the ninja in the village. As such, he ordered Chiyo to seal Shukaku within his youngest son, Gaara, so that he could become Suna's ultimate weapon. As a result, his wife, Karura died from childbirth while Gaara was born prematurely, despite Rasa's desperation to save her life. He then taught Gaara ninjutsu, but assigned Yashamaru to be Gaara's caretaker, ostracising him from his elder siblings Temari and Kankurō.
However, as Gaara grew and his abilities began to manifest, Rasa realised that this had been a poor choice, and started to view Gaara as a failed experiment that threatened the inhabitants of Suna, due to Gaara's unstable nature of attacking citizens unintentionally. Being pressured by the village's dying resources and with the council declaring that Gaara was useless to them, Rasa formulated a plan with Yashamaru to test out Gaara's control over Shukaku. Upon this Yashamaru died and Gaara lost control, allowing Shukaku to go wild. Rasa used his Gold Dust to stop the beast. After this incident Rasa saw Gaara was indeed a failure and began issuing orders for Gaara's assassination, but all six attempts ended unsuccessfully. However, later when Gaara began to have more control over his powers due to his new ideals of being alone, Rasa saw this as an opportunity to give his son one more chance, and to appreciate Gaara's usefulness, therefore stopped issuing attempts on his son's life, in hopes of him becoming a powerful tool.
In the anime, it was noted that Rasa also sent Pakura to her death as part of an unfair peace treaty between them and Kirigakure where her life was to be forfeited. She was sent to Kirigakure under the pretence of being an envoy, where she was killed. The blame for this was cast on Iwagakure whom his village had a feud with at the time as a means to stir their shinobi to war. Also, during the Third Shinobi World War, as Konohagakure wished to form a peace treaty with the Iwa, they deliberately had the meeting on the Suna borderline, prompting Rasa and his forces to oversee the events should a battle occur. He stated he would deal with any incidents that were to happen, and with that, the Iwa group retreats. Also, in the anime, it was said that Rasa established a rule for the Sunagakure Academy that forbade children who didn't possess skill in ninjutsu or genjutsu to attend.
Rasa once mentored Shigezane in Water Release techniques, in order for him to gather gold dust for the Kazekage.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: Oh man!
Pakura: Lord 4th it was not your fault. It was the Council's fault.
Me: It's true Rasa, we're sorry this had to happen. But it's time for you to mend relationships with your son.
I resurrected him.
Me: Also you may want to lay low for a bit because of Karura. She is gonna be REALLY Pissed with you.
We moved on and also we saw and resurrected Gengetsu Hozuki the 2nd Mizukage and Mu the 2nd Tsuchikage.
Gengetsu Hozuki
During his lifetime, Gengetsu had a mutual enmity with the Second Tsuchikage, which ended in both men killing each other in what would be their final confrontation. From this rivalry, he also knew Ōnoki when the latter was a child and had constantly picked on him.
Mu
Some time before the First Shinobi World War, Mû and Ōnoki met with Madara Uchiha, after an alliance had been formed between their respective villages. Despite their standing, Madara boldly declared that Konohagakurewould remain the dominant power and as such, they should obey any orders given. This culminated in both parties engaging in battle where Mū and Ōnoki were defeated. Mū accompanied the First Tsuchikage to the first ever Five Kage Summit. There he stood behind the First watching diligently as the proceedings unfolded. During his lifetime, Mū taught Ōnoki how to use Dust Release.
It was during Mū's era as Second Tsuchikage that Iwagakure began to actively try to acquire other tailed beasts, having the Four-Tails and the Five-Tails already in its possession. He also had a great enmity with Gengetsu Hōzuki and the two kage eventually killed each other in what would be their final confrontation.
Then we saw a single trickle of snow.
Me: What the?
?: Firma!
We then saw a little boy come and he danced around me.
Me: Yota?
Yota: Firma! Great to see you.
Me: (Chuckles) It's been 150,000 years since I was called that.
Nico: Who's this little guy?
Me: This is Yota. He's a very interesting little guy. He has this very awesome and amazing ability to control the weather depending on what his emotions are.
I went over his history.
Yota was born into a travelling clan who could manipulate weather and use their skills to make a living. Five years before the start of the series, Yota died at a young age of natural causes due to his frailty yet was later reincarnated by Orochimaru as a test subject in his research on Impure World Reincarnation.
Sent to Konohagakure on Orochimaru's command, Yota met Chōji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara, and Ino Yamanaka when they came looking for Chōji's kunai set, which after being thrown pinned Yota to a tree. The crying Yota caused a downpour that ultimately collapsed the tree and freed him. Soon afterwards, Yota introduced himself to the young Konoha children as they decide not to tell the adults about him as there was already tension between Konohagakure and the other nations. They instead give Yota shelter in a makeshift tree-house and bring him food at a regular basis. Eventually, after meeting Kiba Inuzuka, his dog Akamaru, and Sakura Haruno whom he took a liking to, Yota started acting bold from appearing in the village to playing a small prank on Sasuke Uchiha.
Around this time, Yota met Naruto Uzumaki while he was whistling and became friends with him while asking him to teach him how to whistle. However, despite having a good time with his new friends, things changed when Yota decided to hide with Naruto during a game of hide and seek. Mistaking Naruto telling him to hide elsewhere as a sign of dislike, Yota ran off while causing his presence to be known to the Konoha Anbu as they capture him for interrogation with Naruto and the others hatching a scheme to save Yota.
After saving Yota, the group reached a very steep river and tries to cross it, but Naruto, Shikamaru, and Chōji were washed away by the strong current only to be saved by Yota, who failed to resurface after the incident. They later find Yota seemingly on the verge of death as he gives the group his goodbyes while erasing their memories of him. Not wanting his friends to be put in danger once more, Yota leaves Konohagakure and lives out the remainder of his manipulation in loneliness before ending up under the thrall of Orochimaru's spy and right-hand man Kabuto Yakushi.
When I was done everyone was amazed.
Nico: Wow that is amazing!
Me: Yep.
I then snapped my fingers and resurrected him.
We then encountered Torune Aburame, one of Danzo's bodyguards.
Torune's father, Shikuro Aburame, died while he was still young. With no other close family members left, he was taken in by Shino Aburame's family. Due to the unique nature of Torune's insects and his lack of control over them, Torune could not attend the Academy without risking the well-being of his peers. Despite their different views about friendship, Torune and Shino grew close, forming a brother-like bond. One day, Danzō Shimuraapproached the two young Aburame with the desire to recruit another young member of secret technique-using clan for Root. While Danzō had the authority to do so and expressed interest in Shino, not wanting Shino to live a life of loneliness, Torune offered himself, appealing to Danzō by revealing who his father was. Soon after joining Root, Torune was partnered up with Fū Yamanaka who despite his chastising, quickly formed a strong friendship with the Aburame as he taught Torune the workings of Root.
We then encountered the 1st and 2nd Hokages HASHIRAMA AND TOBIRAMA SENJU and we resurrected them.
Hashirama Senju
Hashirama was born during the Warring States Period, the eldest of Butsuma Senju's four sons. Hashirama and his brothers grew up on the battlefield waging constant war with the Senju's rivals: the Uchiha. During his infrequent downtime, Hashirama met a boy his own age named Madara. The two quickly developed a friendly rivalry, be it skipping stones or urinating in rivers, with Hashirama typically winning their contests. Hashirama did not approve of this practice of sending children to fight and die, believing it would only increase the bitterness between the Senju and Uchiha, thus causing more deaths.
After the deaths of their brothers, Kawarama and later Itama, Hashirama and his remaining brother, Tobirama, decided a new shinobi system would need to be implemented to end the cycle of child deaths, a system that would require an alliance between the Senju and Uchiha. Like Hashirama, Madara was also a shinobi who had lost brothers on the battlefield. Together they imagined a world where children like themselves wouldn't need to fight and where their brothers would be safe from harm. As a precaution, Hashirama and Madara did not divulge their family names, but nevertheless discovered each other's identities: Hashirama was a Senju, Madara was an Uchiha; it was their duty to kill each other. Hashirama set this duty aside, unwilling to take his friend's life. Madara, however, decided their dreams of a peaceful world were impossible, and therefore ended their friendship so that they could kill each other without reservation.
Over the following years Hashirama and Madara continued to meet in combat. Hashirama could never bring himself to kill someone he still considered a friend, and Madara could never defeat Hashirama's superior abilities. In time, both Madara and Hashirama became leaders of their respective clans. Under Hashirama's leadership and extraordinary ninja prowess, the Senju began to best the Uchiha Clan until at one point Hashirama had both Madara and Izuna at his mercy. However, unable to find the resolve to kill his childhood friend, Hashirama tried to convince Madara to unite their two clans to make their childhood dreams a reality. A mortally wounded Izuna convinced Madara otherwise and they retreated, prompting Hashirama to send a cease-fire request. Although some Uchiha found the offer increasingly tempting, Madara was unwilling to accept after Tobirama killed his last remaining brother, Izuna. This did not stop some Uchiha from defecting to the Senju out of self-preservation. Wracked with grief, Madara made one final stand against Hashirama and the Senju and was summarily defeated. Tobirama attempted to kill Madara to finally end the fighting, but Hashirama stopped him, knowing that would only renew hostilities between the Senju and Uchiha. At Madara's suggestion, Hashirama offered to kill himself in order to achieve a peaceful resolution. As he was about to end his own life, Madara stopped him, moved by the gesture, and assented to peace.
The Senju, the Uchiha, and all their affiliated clans came together to found a village of peace, where children would never need to die in battle. Hashirama and Madara, rekindling their childhood friendship, called that village Konohagakure. The other countries would soon follow Konohagakure's example and build their own hidden villages. It was his wish that Madara become Hokage, the village's leader and protector. At Tobirama's insistence, the Hokage position was democratically elected, and in the end it was Hashirama that was chosen for the office. Hashirama wanted Madara to work with him as a brother and as his right hand so that he could improve his standing among the villagers and someday succeed him as Second Hokage. Madara felt that position would inevitably go to Tobirama, which would in turn end badly for the Uchiha. With his position in Konoha rapidly diminishing and after being manipulated by the stone tablet Zetsualtered, Madara decided the village was a failed experiment and abandoned it, intent on someday returning to face Hashirama in battle yet again.
True to his promise, Madara eventually attacked Konohagakure on multiple occasions. After countless fights and with the Nine-Tails under his control, Madara challenged Hashirama to one final contest. The Nine-Tails' power, as well as Hashirama's efforts to capture and contain it, devastated the landscape, carving out what would later be called the Valley of the End. Hashirama spent the duration of their battle trying to reason with Madara, but Madara continued fighting until he was too tired to keep even his Sharingan active. This enabled Hashirama to distract him with a wood clone while the real Hashirama stabbed him in the back. Madara collapsed and, before dying, noted how much Hashirama had changed from when they were children.
In the aftermath of the battle, Tobirama hid away Madara's body and Hashirama's wife, Mito, sealed the Nine-Tails within herself in order to contain its great power to Konoha's benefit. For a time, things were peaceful: Hashirama helped train one of Tobirama's students, Hiruzen Sarutobi; he got to spoil his first grandchild, Tsunade; he locked away the Scroll of Seals, the kinjutsu it contained no longer necessary in the world he'd made. But the peace Hashirama had worked so hard for was starting to unravel; at some point Takigakure sent Kakuzu to assassinate him. Although he defeated Kakuzu, other wars began to break out.
In an unknown time, Hashirama convened a Kage Summit so that he could share the tailed beasts Konoha had acquired with them, thus balancing power amongst them. But cooperation would not be so simple as Hashirama intended it to be, first by Tobirama's demand that the other villages pay for the tailed beasts they received, then by the First Kazekage's counter-request of money and territory in lieu of a tailed beast. As unrest began to grow, Hashirama shared his fear that any agreement they made would only be temporary, but also that future generations could forge a lasting unity.
Ultimately, Hashirama's wish for peace would not come to fruition during his lifetime and he died while Konohagakure began to flourish. Before his death he passed the title of Hokage to Tobirama, and instructed him not to mistreat the Uchiha.
Tobirama Senju
Tobirama was born during the Warring States Period, and was the second of Butsuma Senju's four sons. He and his brothers grew up on the battlefield waging constant war with their rivalling clans especially the Uchiha. After the deaths of their brothers: Kawarama and later Itama, Tobirama and his older brother, Hashirama, decided a new shinobi system would need to be implemented to end the cycle of child deaths — a system that would require an alliance between the warring clans. At some point in time, it became apparent that Hashirama got into the habit of disappearing into the forest for extended periods, and as such, Tobirama accepted his father's assignment to follow Hashirama and find out what he was doing.
From tracking Hashirama, Tobirama discovered that he was meeting with a boy named Madara: a young Uchiha. After Tobirama reported this to their father, Butsuma pressured Hashirama to lead Madara into an ambush to be carried out by himself and Tobirama. Upon springing the trap, however, they were met by Madara's family — who had similar plans and while their fathers clashed — Tobirama fought Izuna Uchiha: Madara's younger brother. Hashirama and Madara were able to negotiate a temporary ceasefire, allowing all of them to walk away without bloodshed. In the years following their families would continue to clash, Hashirama against Madara and Tobirama against Izuna. On one occasion Tobirama eventually mortally wounded Izuna.
Hashirama, by then the leader of the Senju, tried to use Izuna's fate to broker peace between their clans, but Madara — at Izuna's behest — refused. His refusal increasingly became the minority view, with individual Uchiha siding with the Senju in growing numbers. After Izuna succumbed to his injuries, Madara, wracked with grief, made one final stand against the Senju and was summarily defeated. Tobirama attempted to kill Madara to finally end the fighting, but Hashirama stopped him, knowing that would only renew hostilities between the Senju and Uchiha. Madara offered to surrender if Hashirama would kill himself or Tobirama. Hashirama agreed to take his own life, and as he made preparations he instructed Tobirama, despite his protests, not to seek retribution. Madara ultimately withdrew his request and agreed to peace.
The Senju, the Uchiha, and all their affiliated clans came together to found Konoha, a village of peace where children would never need to die in battle. Although Hashirama was optimistic about the village's future, Tobirama remained realistic about how that future would be achieved knowing that it was not enough to simply bring all these clans together. He believed the Uchiha — Madara in particular — threatened that future. When Hashirama wanted to give Madara the position of Hokage, Tobirama forced him to open the selection to a democratic process rather than appointing a leader, leading to Hashirama's election instead. Tobirama would continue to act as the voice of reason throughout Hashirama's tenure; during the first Kage Summit, Hashirama wanted to give Konoha's tailed beasts to the other newly-formed villages for free, but Tobirama insisted that the villages pay for the tailed beasts they received.
Under Hashirama's leadership, the new system of ninja villages achieved peace for a time. Eventually, Tobirama started training his own three-man team consisting of Hiruzen Sarutobi, Homura Mitokado, and Koharu Utatane. Techniques he had created, such as the Shadow Clone Technique and Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation, he outlawed, their use no longer being needed. But peace would ultimately be temporary as Madara challenged Hashirama's authority and the two fought at what would become the Valley of the End. When Madara was killed in the battle, Tobirama took his body in order to study the Sharingan, and then buried it in an unmarked grave. Conflicts would start emerging elsewhere in the world, and it was during one of these that Hashirama would die. Before his death, he passed the title of Hokage to Tobirama and left him instructions to not mistreat the Uchiha.
Tobirama's role as Hokage included helping Konoha's shinobi transition from valuing their clan above all else to valuing the village and everyone in it. To this end he created such institutions as the Academy, the Anbu, and the Chūnin Exams. While largely successful, enough that other villages adopted the same organisations, the Uchiha resisted the loss of their autonomy. Already wary of the Uchiha because of his history with Madara, Tobirama created the Konoha Military Police Force for the Uchiha to run, publicly as a sign of trust but primarily so that the Uchiha could focus their energies into something beneficial. Others, however, would come to see this as a way to marginalise the clan.
Like Hashirama before him, Tobirama tried to foster good relations with the other villages. He planned an alliance between Konoha and Kumogakure, but during a formal ceremony he and the Second Raikage were attacked by the Gold and Silver Brothers and left near death. During the First Shinobi World War, Team Tobirama, as well as Danzō Shimura, Torifu Akimichi, and Kagami Uchiha found themselves surrounded by Kumo's Kinkaku Force. With no way for all of them to escape, Tobirama volunteered to act as a decoy in place of Hiruzen. As he departed, he passed the title of Hokage to Hiruzen, before being killed by Kinkaku.
2016 Morbucks: I see the source.
Me: Oh no!
We looked and saw that it was actually MADARA UCHIHA!
Madara was born during the Warring States Period, and was the eldest of Tajima Uchiha's five children. Madara and his siblings grew up on the battlefield waging constant war with the Uchiha's rivals: the Senju. Three of his siblings died young, leaving Madara with only his younger brother, Izuna. Madara and Izuna became very close through their shared loss and constantly competed with each other to get stronger. This, combined with his naturally strong chakra, enabled the young Madara to defeat adult Senju in battle and develop a reputation as a genius.
During his infrequent downtime, Madara met a boy his own age named Hashirama. The two quickly developed a friendly rivalry, be it skipping stones or urinating in rivers. Like Madara, Hashirama was also a shinobi who had lost his brothers on the battlefield. Together they imagined a world where children like themselves wouldn't need to fight. As a precaution, Madara and Hashirama did not divulge their family names, but nevertheless discovered each other's identities: Madara was an Uchiha, Hashirama was a Senju; it was their duty to kill each other, even if they were friends. Needing to choose between his family and his dreams of peace, Madara chose to end his friendship with Hashirama so he would have no reservations over killing him in the future, a resolve strong enough to awaken his Sharingan.
Over the following years Madara and Hashirama continued to meet in combat. Madara could never defeat Hashirama — even after acquiring a Mangekyō Sharingan — and Hashirama could never bring himself to kill someone he still considered a friend, resulting in a constant stalemate between the two that lasted decades. In time, both Madara and Hashirama became leaders of their respective clans, a position Hashirama tried to use to broker peace between them. Although some Uchiha found the offer increasingly tempting, Madara refused due to Izuna's death at the hands of Hashirama's own brother, Tobirama Senju. Despite this, some Uchiha defected over to the Senju clan out of self-preservation. Madara then used Izuna's eyes in order to gain "eternal" Mangekyō Sharingan and restore his deteriorating vision. With this new power he waged one final assault against the Senju and was summarily defeated. Rather than kill Madara to bring the era of war to an end, Hashirama offered to kill himself if it would stop the fighting. Madara was moved by Hashirama's gesture and finally assented to peace.
The Senju, the Uchiha, and all their affiliated clans came together to found a village of peace, where children would never need to die in battle. Madara and Hashirama, rekindling their childhood friendship, and Madara called that village Konohagakure, seeing it through leaves. But Madara's idea of peace differed from Hashirama's: where Hashirama envisioned cooperation with the other newly-formed villages, Madara desired control so the peace could never be lost, evidenced by his attacking Iwagakure's Mū and Ōnoki so that they would submit to Konoha's authority. When Hashirama was elected as Hokage, Konoha's leader, Madara also became concerned for the Uchiha's future, believing this to be but the first step in the Senju's dominance.
The Stone Tablet Zetsu altered had been in the Uchiha's possession for generations and was brought with them when they settled in Konoha. Through careful study, Madara was able to decipher enough of it to learn of the history of shinobi: of the endless cycle of failed peace and the destiny of battle between Uchiha and Senju, but also a means of unity for the world. With this knowledge, Madara decided Konoha was a failed experiment. He tried to convince his own clan and even Hashirama of the same conclusion, but none would hear him. Madara chose to abandon the village, attacking Konoha on multiple occasions, later returning with the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox under his control to challenge Hashirama. They fought to exhaustion, and from the carnage of their battle the Valley of the End was formed. In the end, Madara was killed by Hashirama.
News of Madara's death spread fast and his corpse was secretly hidden to keep anyone from finding it and profiting from it. But Madara had planned ahead: he had scheduled an Izanagi to activate sometime after his death, changing reality to bring him back to life in exchange for his right eye's vision. Having expected this, Black Zetsu located Madara's corpse and hid itself inside Madara's body, allowing it to later deceive Madara into thinking he created it. After being revived, he left a copy in place of his real body and went into hiding with a special trophy from his fight with Hashirama: a mouthful of Hashirama's flesh that he transplanted into his wounds. It was not until decades later, towards the end of Madara's natural life, that the cells had any effect, awakening the Rinnegan (in the process restoring his right eye). With the Rinnegan he was able to summon the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path, which he used to cultivate a mindless living clone of Hashirama from which he believed he had produced a White Zetsu Army.
Over the years, Madara had perfected his plans for peace in what he called the Eye of the Moon Plan. But as his years waned, Madara knew he couldn't complete his plans in the time he had left. So he transplanted his Rinnegan into a young Nagato without the boy's knowing, intending Nagato to someday use the eyes to restore Madara to life. If Nagato was to do this, however, Madara would need an agent to act on his behalf and guide Nagato towards this ultimate goal. Madara waited, connecting himself to Demonic Statue to keep him alive until someone could be found. Madara spent this time keeping a close eye on Konoha to find a suitable pawn to take his place.
During the Third Shinobi World War, Madara found a badly injured Obito. Madara used Hashirama's cells to replace Obito's damaged extremities and placed a Forbidden Individual Curse Tag in Obito's heart as a fail-safe in case Obito ever turned against him. Until then, Madara began working towards corrupting Obito. He had Kirigakure kidnap the girl Obito loved, Rin Nohara, and seal the Three-Tails into her. He then manipulated events so that Rin would die at the hand of Obito's friend, Kakashi Hatake, while Obito watched. Driven to despair, Obito offered his services to Madara. Madara divulged to Obito the history of the Sage of the Six Paths and the Ten-Tails, the details of his Eye of the Moon Plan, and various techniques that Obito would need moving forward. As a final act, he left behind Black Zetsu — what he believed to be a manifestation of his will — to provide additional guidance to Obito in pursuit of this goal. With that, Madara disconnected from the Demonic Statue and, with his dying breath, entrusted Obito with his name: Madara Uchiha.
Nico: OH MAN! IS THAT!?
Me: Madara Uchiha! The Devil of The Leaf!
Fubuki Kakuyoko: Let's do an entrance on our "old friend".
Me: No wait. On a legendary shinobi like Madara Uchiha we need to approach this differently. I'll face him and then you guys come in when I give the signal.
Nico: Okay.
I went up to him.
Me: Madara Uchiha.
Madara Uchiha: So you have come to me J.D.
Me: And now I'm going to rid the universe of you for good Madara. So many people have died and suffered all because of you. You truly are the Devil of the Five Great Nations.
Madara Uchiha: Like I care what you think. All shinobi are a menace to the world and they all must be eradicated.
Me: Not if we have anything to say about it.
I gave the signal and then the spirits of the Loud Brothers appeared and they swirled around him and punched him in the face and stomach all over and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and fireballs rained down on him and smashed him all over and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we all appeared.
Nico: Hello Madara.
Hashirama: You haven't changed hardly at all my old friend.
Madara: Hashirama you and I have some business to settle!
Hashirama: So we do.
Madara: Tell me, J.D. What angers you more? The fact that the more superior version of Sasuke and his group seemed to be better heroes then you and your friends? Or the fact that you let it happen?
Me: Don't try to play mind games with us Madara.
Artie Ziff: Don't try and distract us with that. I just hope that was the last of our old friends you brought back. Because it ends here!
Me: Besides it's not gonna work. Also for the record, I'm not the same as I was when we fought the last time. I'm far more powerful than ever.
Madara: What!?
Me: Get ready for this.
(SUPER SAIYAN VEGETA THEME PLAYS)
I then flared up my power to the extreme and then lightning struck all over the place and the ground shook extremely violently as my power was accelerating fast! I then flared up my power to an incredible degree as I unleashed the ultimate extent of my SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY FORM!
IN A MASSIVE FLASH OF LIGHT I UNLEASHED MY FULL POWER!
Madara Uchiha: WHAT!? WHAT POWER!
Me: (Divine Echoing Voice of Elemental Cosmic Hope and Love) Now this is the true power of a god!
Nico: WOW! What power!
Me: I'll hold him off while everyone has the usual battles.
Nico: Okay.
I teleported and kicked Madara in the stomach and kicked him in the back of his head and kicked him into the air!
Then Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, Penguin and White Lightning appeared.
Nico: Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private HIVE, Penguin and White Lightning.
Deker: We might as well call this "Night of the Living Ninja".
Abis Mal: That's one way of looking at it.
Nico: That's a great way to describe it. But all those experiences with J.D. during the 4th Great War in 150,000 years really came in handy.
Nergal: Though they probably weren't zombies.
Nico: No they weren't. They were tools of war.
Motor Ed: (to Nico) Heard you dealt with Lila Rossi once for all, dude. Seriously.
Nico: We sure did. She is now a solid gold statue forever.
Mojo: Although killing her was another option, Spicer already did that in that What If Universe.
Nico: He sure did. And that was really awesome.
?: It sure was.
A figure came out and it was KURASUNIIGO OF 5000˚C FROM EPISODE 10 OF GOSEIGER!
Kurasuniigo of the 5000°C is the main antagonist for episode 10 of the 2010 TV series Tensou Sentai Goseiger. He is a weevil-themed alien who works for the Universal Annihilation Army Warstar.
He was voiced by Tomoaki Maeno, who later voiced the Gunjoji twins in the 2019 TV series Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger and both the Bonn World and the Great Bonn World in 2021 TV series called Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger.
History
Some time before Dereputa destroyed the Heaven Tower, Kurasuniigo decided to act on his own and attacked the Goseigers. He targeted Hyde as he protected the ocean, but his elder Magis appears to try and rescue him. Through a sacrificial attack, Magis attacks Kurasuniigo and throws him into the ocean as he dies.
However, Kurasuniigo managed to survive and reemerged from the water to resume his mission. When Hyde discovers Kurasuniigo's return, he immediately attacks him out of vengeance over Magis' death, but ends up throwing off the Goseiger's battle abilities and thus allows for the Warstar Insect to escape.
After rediscovering his own purpose to protect the ocean by way of an ichthyologist friend of Professor Amachi, Hyde becomes rededicated to his mission and calmly and coordinately works to fight and ultimately defeat Kurasuniigo, stunning him with the Seaick Bowgun before the team destroys him with the Gosei Buster. After Buredoran revives him, he is made quick work with Seaick Gosei Great.
Eli: Kurasuniigo of 5000˚C! I remember you! You were known for having killed the Green Ranger of Goseiger!
Noah: Whoa man!
Lola: Yeah!
Kurasuniigo of 5000°C: You guys don't have a green ranger?
Troy: No. Not on our Basic Megaforce lineup anyway.
Kurasuniigo of 5000°C: Shame. The one I fought did a sacrifice play to stop me all those years ago. You guys should definitely find a green ranger to honor his memory.
Eli: I remember seeing that. That was intense!
Nico: No kidding. Magis did a brave deed. Lets have a moment of silence for him.
They did so by taking their hats off and putting their hands on their chests.
Later they got the usual battles underway.
Ruby Rose, Salem, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Naruto, Vice and Skallox VS Deker - Nico's rescue
Deker was first.
Deker: (to Ruby) Nico really kept calm in his rescue. It's not every day he gets to tour one of the prisons.
Ruby Rose: He sure did and that was really awesome seeing more of the Saturn Nuthouse. A really awesome and eventful tour.
Salem: It sure was. It's amazing how we have so many patients there.
Sunset Shimmer: But it was really funny seeing this one patient grind his butt with a cheese grater every time he heard the word cheese.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was hilarious from what I heard.
Sunburn: J.D. said it cracks him up every time.
Deker: That is awesome and funny. Naruto you must be really happy that J.D. brought some of your fellow shinobi back.
Naruto: I sure am and I'm glad that some of the shinobi we lost in 150,000 years are back with us.
Deker: Lady Hokage and the 5 Kage are gonna go crazy. Not to mention some of the shinobi all over the 5 Great Nations. Lets do it!
Ruby activated her Eyecon.
TOKUGAWA IEYASU AND DEKER!
Deker: Who was he?
Ruby Rose: He was a 16th Century Samurai from the Sengoku Era.
Deker: Very interesting.
Ruby activated her Ridewatch and got Deker's sword and they went at him and clashed and smashed and blasted him all over with fire and energy.
Weiss, Summer Rose, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Killer B, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal - Homer strangling his so-called dad, us beating Lila and Another Wolf Warrior
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) Not only did Homer strangle his so-called dad. But Nico, Palutena, and the others beat Lila and Another Wolf Warrior.
Weiss: They sure did and that was so amazing. Marinette and Chloe were partying during the entirety of Layla's first ever ambassador mission now that Lila Rossi is a solid gold statue for all eternity.
Summer Rose: Boy they sure did! You should have seen what happened.
Rarity: Oh it was the most fun they celebrated with darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah check it out.
Sweetie Belle showed a video of the party she made and uploaded on social media and it was amazing. Also Adrien and all of Marinette and Chloe's friends were there too as well.
Abis Mal: Wow! That was awesome! And I bet all of Paris is happy too.
Sweetie Belle: You bet they are.
She showed a news report saying "PARIS FRANCE FREE OF LIE-LA THE TERROR!"
Abis Mal: WOW! After almost 3 years you guys are finally rid of that monster.
Gill: Yep. She's a solid gold statue forever now.
Abis Mal: Good riddance. B your brother is gonna be so happy to have his father and nephew back right?
Killer B: Yeah he sure is. The Hidden Cloud went through so much after the loss of bros dad. But we're all really happy. And we caught 2 of our villages most infamous shinobi.
Abis Mal: Boy no kidding! That is so awesome. Lets do it!
Weiss: You might know this one.
She activated her Eyecon.
SALADIN AND ABIS-MAL!
Abis-Mal: 12th Century Sultan of Syria. Great choice.
Weiss: Thanks.
She activated her Ridewatch and got Abis-Mal's powers.
They blasted him all over with water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.
Blake, Amber (RWBY), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Fu, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal - Lincoln's rescue
Nergal was next.
Nergal: (to Blake) I heard Lincoln's rescye was in Kao the Kangaroo. How was it?
Blake: That was really awesome and fun. We stopped Minkey and The Shaman's Hat and it was so awesome.
Amber (RWBY): That was awesome and great. We had an awesome time in that one.
Starlight Glimmer: We sure did. It was great being in a fun game I never played before.
Cozy Glow: It sure was cool.
Hex: We had a lot of fun on that one.
Nergal: Good! Glad you all did. Fu you didn't see any shinobi you knew did you?
Fu: Unfortunately no. The only one that I know would be Kakuzu and he is in prison forever.
Nergal: Well it's for the best anyway.
Fu: Yeah the Hidden Waterfall is a minor village and not very many shinobi we know about from there.
Nergal: That's all right. Maybe we can have some pizza after we're done here to celebrate the return of your loved ones. Lets do it!
Blake activated her Eyecon.
WILLIAM STOUGHTON AND NERGAL!
Nergal: William Stoughton?
Blake: He was one of the judges for the Salem Witch Trials back in 1692.
Nergal: Ah dark times back then.
Black activated Nergal's Ridewatch and got his powers. They blasted and smashed him with lightning, stars, bones and magic and smashed him down.
Yang, Raven Branwen, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Utakata, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed - Us meeting an Iona Gene-Slammer
Motor Ed was next.
Motor Ed: (to Yang) Heard you dudes met an Iona Gene-Slammer. What's the dudette's name?
Yang: Her name is Valerie Carrington and she is a really awesome one. She is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she has 6 angel wings.
Raven Branwen: She's what's called a Seraphim and she is a really powerful angel too.
Rainbow Dash: Boy she sure is and that is really awesome too.
Scootaloo: We found out that she saved Lincoln from his mean sisters before they could kill him.
FLASHBACK
Valerie Carrington: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even get tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Valerie, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Valerie Carrington: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Valerie, how did you defend and protect Lincoln from the worst of Lori, Lynn, and Lola's wrath?
Valerie Carrington: Oh, now that's one I'd never forget. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some math homework in his room, but we were rudely interrupted when the door was busted down and Lincoln was ambushed by Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and they began beating the crud out of him and they were laughing cruelly at his pain. But, when I saw that Lori was going to break his neck to kill him, that set me off and I fired three blasts of light at them and it got them off Lincoln, and it also tied them up. I used some holy magic and cured the wounds on Lincoln. Then, we went down and told Mr. and Mrs. Loud what those three did in beating up Lincoln while he and I were doing math homework, and that got those three grounded for five weeks, and Luan and Lisa saw what happened and they were about to get revenge on us, but the glares from me, the parents, and the other sisters drove them off, and it meant if they also tried to help Lori, Lynn, and Lola, they're also going to be shown no mercy.
We cheered wildly for what Valerie Carrington did to save Lincoln and teach Lori, Lynn, and Lola a lesson.
Me: That was awesome work, Valerie.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: Mess with an angel, especially one of Lincoln's many Guardian Angels, and there's going to be no mercy for their crimes.
Applejack: That's right, those low-down, sidewinding demons.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Motor Ed: My goodness! Those evil dark sides of Lincoln's mean sisters were all nothing but trouble! Seriously!
Whirlwind: They sure were! But thank goodness they got what they deserved.
Motor Ed: No kidding there. Utakata are you glad that the rest of the former Seven Ninja Swordsman of The Mist are caught?
Utakata: I sure am. And they were going to be wanted for war crimes against the Mist for what they did in the Bloodline Holocaust. But I am also glad that some fellow Mist Shinobi are back with us.
Motor Ed: That's good they are. Lets do it! Seriously!
Yang activated her Eyecon.
DALE EARNHARDT SR. AND MOTOR ED!
Motor Ed: Ah Dale Earnhardt Sr. He was one of my heroes before I became a villain. Seriously.
Yang: That's awesome that you looked up to him back then.
Yang activated her Ridewatch and got Motor Ed's speed and strength.
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and fire and smashed him down.
Jaune Arc, Penny Polendina, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Han, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo - Layla's first Ambassador Mission in the world of Earthbound
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) I heard today was Layla's first Ambassador Mission in the world of Earthbound. How was it?
Jaune Arc: It was really awesome! Meeting Ness for the first time was really awesome. Soon we'll have all the worlds of the Super Smash Brothers Roster fully covered.
Penny Polendina: Indeed and it will be most cool my friends.
Fluttershy: Layla had a great time on her first mission to start it off.
Tornado Bolt: And we're really happy for her too.
Stealth Elf: Soon we'll have all the members of the Winx Club's Ambassador Missions all fully covered.
Mojo Jojo: Indeed we most surely will. Han did you see any shinobi from your village that was brought back?
Han: As a matter of fact we sure did. We have Gari with us and he is one of the Hidden Rock's Explosion Corps and also we have the 2nd Tsuchikage, Mu back.
Mojo Jojo: Very amazing and great. Shall we get it on for I, Mojo Jojo, am ready!
Jaune: We shall!
Jaune activated his Eyecon.
CHARLES DARWIN AND MOJO JOJO!
Mojo Jojo: Ah the famous Explorer Charles Darwin. A most great choice.
Jaune: Thanks. I hope when I activate my Ridewatch that my brain doesn't get bigger and it pops through my head.
Mojo gave him one of his helmets just in case. Jaune activated it and then shockingly HIS BRAIN DID GET BIGGER AND HE GOT SUPER SMART!
Jaune: WHOA! I feel amazingly and staggeringly intelligent and know so much about nitroglycerin and the endothermic properties it has with oil fires.
He put on his helmet on his exposed brain.
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Nora Valkyrie, Winter Schnee, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Roshi, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong - Earthbound was a great game
Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain was next.
Po Kong: (to Nora) Earthbound was a great game. And it still is to this day.
Nora Valkyrie: It sure is! And it's one of the old video games from the end of the 1980s. So awesome.
Winter Schnee: Back then those games were all pixilated and now here we are over 30 years later and gaming has improved tremendously.
Applejack: Yeah it sure has and it was really amazing how its all evolved.
Apple Bloom: I think it's all so amazing.
Flashwing: It sure is. And it's amazing how far games all have evolved over the years.
Po Kong: Boy it sure is. Roshi this must've been quite a shock seeing some of your fellow shinobi come back.
Roshi: Oh it sure is. And we're going to have one helluva story to tell everyone when we're done here.
Po Kong: Boy no kidding there. Lets do it!
Nora Valkyrie: You might know this one.
She activated her Eyecon.
TAKERU KOBAYASHI AND PO KONG!
Po Kong: Yes I do know him. He was the greatest of all in competitive eating. Great choice for the both of us.
Nora Valkyrie: He was the one that made Competitive Eating a popular sport.
Nora activated her Ridewatch and got all of Po Kong's powers. They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, lava, apples and energy and smashed her down.
Pyrrha, Neptune Vasilias, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Yagura, Divebomb and Rampage VS Radioactive Man - Nico getting bad gas
Radioactive Man was next.
Radioactive Man: (to Pyrrha) It sucks that Nico got bad gas. That's the last time we're eating brussel sprouts!
Pyrrha: Brussels Sprouts, beans, broccoli, different vegetables give you gas. But yeah I agree there.
Neptune Vasilias: Yeah that was awesome though seeing Nico fart in Amy's face. She is gonna be smelling that for years.
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) She sure will. That was really funny.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was funny.
Spyro: Shame Nico didn't save that for Abraham Simpson. That would have been just as funny too.
Radioactive Man: Yeah no kidding there. Yagura that must've been quite a shock to see some of your fellow shinobi back.
Yagura: Well many of them were war criminals anyway. But I guess it's my fault because I was manipulated by Obito Uchiha into doing all that against my will. But it'll be good to get some justice in on them.
Radioactive Man: Yeah at least some good came from this. Lets do it!
Pyrrha activated her Eyecon.
JOHN LEE LOVE AND RADIOACTIVE MAN!
Radioactive Man: John Lee Love, The inventor of the Pencil Sharpener. Good choice on that one.
Pyrrha activated her Ridewatch and got Radioactive Man's powers.
They fired waves of radiation, water and magic and smashed him down.
Lie Ren, Nebula Violette, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Yugito Nii, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw VS Gizmo - Nico farting in Amy's face
Gizmo was next.
Gizmo: (to Ren) Nico was smart to fart in Amy's face. At least that's one way of letting out gas.
Lie Ren: Yeah and that was really funny.
Gizmo: That barfbrain bitch had it coming to her.
They laughed.
Nebula Violette: (Laughs) She sure did and that was so well deserved. Nico got some relief and some good laughs in for us all.
Pinkie Pie: Boy did he ever! That was so amazing!
Featherweight: It sure was and it was funny too.
Sprocket: Yeah it was. It was awesome though.
Gizmo: Yeah. Yugito this must be quite a reunion for you guys now that some of your fellow Cloud Shinobi are back.
Yugito Nii: It is an amazing reunion. But we're gonna have one helluva story to share with the 5 Kage and our shinobi back home.
Gizmo: Boy I can tell. This is gonna be an awesome reunion with all those they lost. Lets do it!
Ren activated his Eyecon.
NICOLAUS COPERNICUS AND GIZMO!
Gizmo: Nicolaus Copernicus - Father of Heliocentricity, great choice on that one.
Lie Ren: It sure is.
Ren activated Gizmo's Ridewatch and got his inventions and powers.
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and blue fire and smashed him down.
Emerald Sustrai, Neapolitan (X-Squad), Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Tessa, Mags, Hugo, Gaara, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E. - A Nacho Planet is amazing
Private H.I.V.E. was next.
Private H.I.V.E.: (to Emerald) A Nacho Planet is amazing. This is the kind of planet that we should keep visiting.
Emerald Sustrai: Much better than a planet made of Brussels Sprouts thats for sure.
Neapolitan nodded in agreement and gave signs saying that she prefers nachos over Brussels Sprouts any day.
Emerald Sustrai: Neapolitan agrees and prefers a planet made of nachos over Brussels Sprouts any day.
Trixie Lulamoon: But this would make a great planet for snacks and appetizers for restaurants.
Triple Berry: I agree and Tuddrussel loves nachos. He and Larry always argue about food like that and wants nachos. It's funny.
Flynn: Yeah it sure is. And Nachos are just as great as pancakes.
Cali: They sure are and they are delicious here too.
Tessa: I like them just as much too.
Mags: Boy same with me guys.
Private H.I.V.E.: I am glad you guys like this planet. And Gaara that must have been a shock that your father is back.
Gaara: It was at first. But after what happened to me because of him because of the council's corruption, I'm glad to have my family all back with me.
Private H.I.V.E.: I'm glad but you should have all the council court-martialed for their crimes.
Emerald Sustrai: Oh that was already taken care of. J.D. said that after the 4th Great War ended in 150,000 years, the councils of the civilian and elder branches were all disbanded and the members of said councils were all thrown in jail or executed for their crimes.
Private H.I.V.E.: That's a relief. Permission to start the battle!
Emerald Sustrai: Granted soldier!
Emerald activated her Eyecon.
PRESIDENT DWIGHT EISENHOWER AND PRIVATE H.I.V.E.!
Private H.I.V.E.: President Eisenhower! Great choice for that one ma'am!
Emerald Sustrai: Thank you. J.D.'s grandfather knew President Eisenhower back a long time ago and it was awesome.
Emerald activated her Ridewatch and got all of Private H.I.V.E.'s powers.
They fired waves of magic and jewels and smashed him down.
Dew Gayl, Ciel Soleil, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Natsumi The 9-Tails, Kushina, RD Girl Jordan and Misty Tredwell VS Penguin - Surprised we're facing many of the Shinobi I faced in 150,000 Years Hence
Penguin was next.
Penguin: This was an amazing surprise that we were facing so many shinobi that J.D. faced in 150,000 years.
Dew Gayl: It sure was amazing. I had no idea that J.D. knew so many shinobi in that timeframe.
Ciel Soleil: Boy me neither. That is so amazing that J.D. knows so many of them.
Princess Luna: It's an amazing sight and a huge amount of history with all of them.
Moondust: That is incredible. J.D. has lived for thousands of years and has so many experiences with them too.
Snowdrop: He sure does and that is really incredible.
Gari: And its amazing that J.D. defeated many evil shinobi too.
Blackout: That is really amazing.
Penguin: Indeed it is. Natsumi you must be really happy to be complete and regained all the remnants of your chakra that were stolen from you.
Natsumi: I sure am. And I'm glad that I'm whole again.
Penguin: Indeed there and Kushina it's a shame that some of your fellow Uzumaki brethren weren't included among those that were brought back.
Kushina: I know but I still have Honoka, Tayuya, Karin and Nagato. But if there are anymore brought back we'll find them.
Misty Tredwell: And if they are out there we will find them.
Penguin: That is true. Shall we start?
Dew Gayl: We shall.
Dew activated her Eyecon.
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART AND PENGUIN!
Penguin: Ah Mary Roberts Rinehart. One of my favorite authors.
Dew Gayl: She was the author of the book The Door which carried the stereotypical phrase in Mysteries, "The Butler Did It" and many detectives over the years always suspected the butler for doing it.
Penguin: That is too true.
Dew Gayl activated her Ridewatch and got Penguin's Umbrella too.
They fired waves of magic, fire and darkness and smashed him down.
Princess Frosta, Glynda Goodwitch, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Kaguya Otsutsuki, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning - Amazing how I know so many shinobi from 150,000 years hence
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) It's amazing how J.D. knew so many shinobi from 150,000 years hence. And now, we got to meet them.
Frosta: You're not kidding there! And it's awesome that they are back. We're going to have one amazing story to tell everyone in the 5 Great Nations when we get back.
Glynda Goodwitch: You're not kidding there and it was amazing how J.D. knows them.
Princess Celestia: I agree there too. That is so awesome.
Amber Morning: Boy it sure is! I think that's so awesome too.
Spotlight: I agree too.
White Lightning: No kidding. Kaguya this must be an amazing shock to see numerous shinobi back then.
Kaguya Otsutsuki: It sure is. I'm glad they're all back and safe.
White Lightning: Me too. Lets do it!
Frosta activated her Eyecon.
MURRAY GELL-MANN AND GEORGE ZWEIG AND WHITE LIGHTNING!
White Lightning: Murray Gell-Mann and George Zweig?
Frosta: They were the particle physicists that came up with the theory of Subatomic Particles back in the 1960s.
White Lightning: That's interesting.
Frosta activated her Ridewatch and got White Lightning's powers.
They fired waves of ice and light and smashed her down.
Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, May, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VE Kurasuniigo of 5000°C
Kurasuniigo of 5000˚C was next.
Nico: You know that 5,000˚Celsius is 9,032˚Fahrenheit right?
Kurasuniigo: That's right and man I'm hot.
Nico: Thermonuclear hot. But we'll also look into your decision to get a Green Megaforce Ranger. If Japan can do one then so can we. Shall we dance?
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of The Evil Reanimated Shinobi, they're greatswords with the anti-Evil Reanimated Shinobi etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed!
Troy: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS! MEGAFORCE!
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A massive fiery explosion with the Megaforce Symbol went off behind them and they were ready!
Troy: Lets bring them together!
They put their weapons together!
All: MEGAFORCE BLASTER!
Troy and Emma: SKY POWER ENERGIZE!
Jake and Gia: LAND POWER ENERGIZE!
Noah: SEA POWER ENERGIZE!
Kurasuniigo: The Green Ranger was for the sea too.
Nico: That'll even it out when we make a Green Megaforce Ranger. Lets get him!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Megaforce Rangers: FIRE! DYNAMIC VICTORY BLAST!
They fired a massive blast and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
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He was dead!
Nico: Kurasuniigo of 5,000˚C you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Mega Rangers that's a Mega Win.
The battle with me and Madara raged on and it was getting brutal!
Me: You always have proclaimed yourself to be a god Madara. But you don't know what the true power of a god is capable of until you face me.
Madara was shaking in fear. He had never felt the full extent of my power until now.
Madara: Wha... What the hell are you!?
Me: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Madara was shocked and then without warning he got a devastating punch to his stomach courtesy of me and it knocked the wind out of him and then I kneed him in the face and kicked him in the chest and sent him crashing into a rock. I then fired a massive blast of fire and it hit him in the face and exploded with incredible power.
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Madara got out of the rubble and I flew at him and he used FIRE STYLE: GREAT FIRE ANNIHILATION!
I fired a massive blast of fire and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
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I then teleported and punched Madara in the face and sent him crashing into the ground and I fired a massive barrage of energy blasts at him and they hit him all over the place and exploded.
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Madara then got up and flew at me and I went at him and kicked him in the face and stomach and punched him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth and then I kicked him and I punched him in the face with incredible force and I then fired a massive barrage of energy arrows at him and they hit Madara and exploded.
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I then slammed a Wind Style: Rasenshuriken into Madara's back and it hit him and exploded!
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Madara was down on the ground.
Me: There's another thing that you forgot that you didn't count on Madara.
Madara: What is it?
Me: Remember our last fight? My powers have evolved far beyond anything ever imagined ever since the last time we fought. And thanks to my immortality and invincibility, I can open all 8 Chakra Gates without any fatal repercussions.
Madara: You wouldn't dare! You'll destroy your ninja career!
Me: Don't be so sure. First Gate Open!
I felt my power increase and so did my speed and I went at Madara and kicked him in the face with devastating force and punched him high into the air and I grabbed him and used the Primary Lotus and smashed him into the ground.
KRASMASSSHHH!
I opened the 2nd gate: Gate of Rest and my energy and strength was enhanced.
Me: Now things are about to get serious! 3RD GATE: GATE OF LIFE, OPEN!
My power flared up 1,000,000,000-fold and my aura exploded out!
Me: 4TH GATE! GATE OF PAIN, OPEN!
My speed and strength were increased 100,000,000,000-fold!
I went at Madara with massive speed and punched him all over with incredible and relentless fury! The punches had massive fiery blasts explode out of them with incredible power!
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The explosions were so massive and so devastating that they were shaking the entire planet and the universe!
Me: Try this! 5TH GATE! GATE OF CLOSING, OPEN!
My speed increased 100,000,000,000,000,000,000-fold!
I went at Madara with incredible speed and power! My punches were so fast and massive that they were making Madara helpless.
Me: 6TH GATE! GATE OF JOY, OPEN!
All my powers were increased dramatically!
Me: Taste this! ASAKUJAKU!
I struck Madara all over with incredible speed and strength and fire exploded out all over from each punch!
Me: Now for this one! 7TH GATE! GATE OF SHOCK, OPEN!
My power increased more.
Me: HIRUDORA!
It slammed into Madara and exploded with incredible power!
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Me: Now for the grand finale. 8TH GATE! GATE OF DEATH, OPEN!
My power and strength and skills were increased 500 Octillion-fold and my power was far beyond anything ever known.
Me: Now you die Madara.
I went at Madara with unbelievable speed and shook the ground as I went and punched Madara all over with incredible power!
Me: EVENING ELEPHANT!
I landed 50 powerful and massively devastating blows to Madara that looked like Elephant feet.
Me: Now for this! Amass!
I was then enveloped in a massive red aura and it looked a lot like a powerful dragon of incredible ferocity and unbelievably incredible power!
Me: MIDNIGHT DRAGON!
I went at Madara with such massively unbelievable speed that it distorted everything around the area and I slammed a massive punch into Madara with incredibly devastating force and he belched up an incredible amount of blood and even his tissue and bones from inside him! HE WAS MANGLED UP BEYOND ALL FORMS OF COMPREHENSION!
We regrouped and Madara was on his last legs as he was brutally mangled up from the power that I used to thrash him all over!
Me: NO MORE MADARA! NO MORE LIVES WILL BE DESTROYED BY YOUR HATRED FOR THE WORLD!
Nico: That's right! You have survived for far too long and now you will pay for all your crimes times ∞!
Troy: No resurrections this time!
Me: You and the Evils of the Uchiha Clan have tormented the world for far too long!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers!
We all pulled out our Zenkai and Kamen Rider Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI AND KAMEN RIDER POWER!
We summoned all the Kamen Riders and Super Sentai Teams.
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
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Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON!
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
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Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
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Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: Yeah we love this one!
They transformed!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
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Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
Crag: Come on guys!
Ripping Friends, May, Lincoln, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at Madara as he was all mangled up and pulverized and blasted him all over the place.
We were really smashing and pulverizing him.
Freeway, Sly Cooper, Undermine and Penance used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Freeway's homing grenades and Sly and Penance's powers 100-fold and had a blade pop out from Undermine's back.
Freeway and Sly Cooper: GRENADES OF FIRE THIEVES!
Undermine and Penance: BLADES OF REDEMPTION BLAST!
Cell Phone Texters and Stinky Butt: FARTS OF FURY!
Fashion Stars and Anti Wanda: GRAVITY OF DARK MAGIC!
Rock Stars and Cavalier: SWORDS OF THE MAELSTROM!
Comedians and Eris: APPLE BOMBS OF LIGHT LAUGHS!
Athletes and Mammoth: LAVA MAMMOTH BLAST!
Goths and Raven Branwen: DARKNESS SWORD SLASH!
Tomboys and Condiment King: SAUCES OF FURY!
Pageant Stars and 2016 Morbucks: FIRESTORM PAGEANT BLAST!
Scientists and Professor XXXL: SCIENCE OF FURY!
Photographers and Artie Ziff: WATER PHOTO BURST!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUNLIGHT MAGIC STORM!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: NACHO ELEMENT STYLE: TACO MEAT!
R. Mika: NACHO LIGHT STYLE: GUACAMOLE!
Colette: NACHO LIGHT STYLE: SOUR CREAM!
Juri Han: NACHO DARK STYLE: SALSA!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): NACHO DARK STYLE: CHEESE!
Entrapta: NACHO LIGHTNING STYLE: QUESO!
Perfuma: NACHO NATURE STYLE: GREEN ONIONS!
Frosta: NACHO ICE STYLE: LETTUCE!
Mai Shiranui: NACHO FIRE STYLE: JALAPEÑOS!
Jessica Shannon: NACHO FIRE STYLE: HOT SAUCE!
Yuna: NACHO WATER STYLE: LIME JUICE!
Dolores (Stitch): NACHO WATER STYLE: BEANS!
Sasha (Stitch): NACHO WATER STYLE: CORN!
Audrey (Stitch): NACHO WATER STYLE: CHILI!
Sari: NACHO LIGHTNING STYLE: PINEAPPLE!
Toph: NACHO EARTH STYLE: FRUIT!
Tatsumaki: NACHO WIND STYLE: PEPPERS AND ONIONS!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said nacho ingredients.
Lincoln and his harem: NACHOS FINAL SMASH: NACHOS AVALANCHE BOMB!
They fired a massive tsunami of nachos onto Madara!
Erica Loganheart: DARWIN IV LIFE MEGABLAST!
She fired a massive blast of energy.
Eli: JEDI PLANETS MEGA BARRAGE!
Eli fired a massive blast of energy and it formed into a massive barrage of energy bursts that turned into the planets of the Jedi.
The Jinchuriki: 9-TAILED BEASTS SUPER TAILED BEAST BOMB BLAST!
They fired massive Tailed Beast Bombs of incredible power!
Nico: NEGATIVE KARMA BAll!
Nico's bracelet glowed red and he fired 7 beams of energy and they formed a massive red energy ball and condensed it and Nico fired it.
1st Hokage: WOOD STYLE SUPER NINJA ART: 3-WOOD DRAGONS OF NATURE!
The 1st Hokage fired a massive wave of wood and it formed into a massive trio of wood dragons!
2nd Hokage: WATER STYLE SUPER NINJA ART: EXPLOSIVE BITE OF THE OMEGA WATER DRAGON!
The 2nd Hokage fired a massive blast of water and it formed into a bunch of Water Dragons!
Me: OMEGA SAGE ART: SUPER TAILED BEAST RASENSHURIKEN KAMEHAMEHA BARRAGE!
I flared up my power and formed 10 clones that had 1 Rasenshuriken of each elemental force of the 10 Tailed Beasts. They threw the 10 Rasenshuriken and I fired a powerful pitch black Kamehameha Wave and the blasts all slammed into Madara all at once and exploded with incredibly unbelievable power!
Our attacks slammed into Madara and exploded with incredible and devastating power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE EXPLOSION OF UNFATHOMABLE POWER!
The explosion was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it could be felt all over the entirety of the galaxy and it shook the very foundation of the entire univer to the core. A massive mushroom cloud could be seen for thousands of lightyears all across the universe and the explosion was so massive that it breached the planets atmosphere and could be seen all the way from space and was felt all the way from Earth!
(GOKU KILLS FRIEZA AND CELL THEME PLAYS)
THE EXPLOSION COMPLETELY OBLITERATED MADARA UCHIHA IN AN INSTANT AND BANISHED HIM TO THE BLACK GATES FOREVER! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! THE EVIL UCHIHA CLAN MEMBERS FROM OVER THE CENTURIES INCLUDING INDRA OTSUTSUKI WERE ALSO BANISHED TO THE BLACK GATES FOREVER! PURGING THE ENTIRETY OF THE HATRED OF THE UCHIHA CLAN FROM ALL OF THE FIVE GREAT NATIONS FOREVER!
IT WAS OVER! IT WAS FINALLY OVER! AFTER 150,000 YEARS THE HATRED OF THE UCHIHA CLAN AND MADARA UCHIHA HAD BEEN SILENCED FOREVER!
We powered down and we had won!
Nico: WOW! WHAT POWER!
Me: It's over guys! It's finally over! Madara Uchiha and the hatred of the Uchiha Clan are now a forgotten memory!
We cheered wildly!
Nico: YEAH!
?: (French Accent) I shall have your head, lion, along with the heads of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Nico: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, DuBois.
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, the sadistic Animal Control officer, Capitan DuBois, and with her were the group of Orochi's remaining army who were hiding on the orders of Da Ji, as part of a contingency plan.
Me: Should've known you'd show up again, DuBois, and like Lincoln said, Orochi's men broke you out. Even dead, Da Ji refuses to learn her lesson.
DuBois: And now, I shall my revenge. Kill them and bring me their heads!
The group of Orochi's men went after us, but Lincoln fired a shower of rainbow energy blades from a swing of his massive greatsword and killed them.
Alex the Lion: Awesome job killing those snakes, Lincoln, and I've had just about enough of you for the last time, DuBois.
Suddenly, something within Alex the Lion's mind snapped as his blue eyes turned neon blue, and he was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, volcanic rocks, molten lava, and lions, he unholstered his massive Sword of Leo the Lion sword from his back, and as he approached DuBois, he left orange energy, Earth, volcanic rocks, molten lava, and lions with every step.
Alex the Lion: DuBois, you really make me sick, it wasn't bad enough that you've harmed and killed so many innocent animals for your sick amusement, but you've gone too far with trying to come after me and my friends. (Getting Very Pissed Off) But, breaking out of Arkham Asylum and no doubt with some help from the remnants of Orochi's men that Da Ji had hidden away so you could get revenge on us yet again..., YOU JUST CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU CRAZY PSYCHOTHIC MONSTER, AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Oh boy.
Gloria: I've known Alex to get mad at times, but this is on a whole new level.
Marty (Madagascar): It's bad enough that crazy animal control lady broke out, but with help from Orochi's men who were hiding out, and no doubt because of Da Ji's scheming again, now that's crossing a serious line.
Eli: And it's about to get crazy. HIT THE DECK, HE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We took cover behind a tortilla chip, and Alex the Lion let out a bellowing roar And then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy as Alex was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with molten rock, earth, and lava surrounding it, there's a lion running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Alex the Lion emerged, but he was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Alex the Lion grew from 8'0" to 8'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has fire streaks in his glossy pentagon-shaped mane, he has neon blue eyes and an orange energy aura with Earth, volcanic rocks, molten lava, and lions surrounding him, he has a lion with the Earth Kanji emblazoned on his forehead, he has on lion head earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanjis on its heads and he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange crystal links and orange gems on the gold rock-shaped links with a gold lion-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a lion head with blue gems for eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant across his bare chest. Alex the Lion has on a white loincloth with gold lions on it and large black leather knee-high combat boots, and he has a lion with a volcano above it tattooed on his now wider and now much more muscular back. Suddenly, Alex the Lion felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive light brown angel wings with gold tips on the light brown feathers, sprouted out of his now wider and more muscular back. Alex the Lion has on large gold bands on his large biceps and thighs and he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large gold gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his large right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on his large left ring finger, and he has eight large gold orbs orbiting around his legs, and he has the constellation of Leo the Lion on his massive, wide, and muscular right pec.
Suddenly, Alex the Lion's massive Sword of Leo the Lion and Destroyer of Team Dark Phoenix Storm swords began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Earth, molten rock, fire and lava, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Leo the Lion's Volcanic Lion Greatsword of Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the constellation of Leo the Lion and it was surrounded by the symbol of the Anti-Team Dark Phoenix Storm etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold lion heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold lion heads with blue gems for eyes and large orange gems in its open mouths and on the bottom of the four lion heads is a large orange gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on his wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold lion head with blue gems for eyes and a large fire gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of the Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's an orange kanji below the lion that said, "Alex the Lion, Former Central Park Zoo Star Now Member of Circus Zaragoza, Loving Son of Zuba and Flossie, Destroyer of Makunga and DuBois, Childhood Best Friend of Marty, Melman, and Gloria, Friend to Many, Boyfriend of Gia the Flying Jaguar, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Volcanoes, Fire, and Lions"
ライオンのアレックス、元セントラルパーク動物園のスター、サーカスサラゴサのメンバー、ズバとフロシーの愛する息子、マクンガとデュボアの破壊者、マーティ、メルマン、グロリアの幼なじみ、多くの友人、フライングジャガーのジアのボーイフレンド、邪悪な、混乱した、殺人的な、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎の殺し屋、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火山、火、ライオンのマスター
Alex the Lion has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY VOLCANIC EARTH FIRESTORM LION ANGEL OF VOLCANIC EARTH JUSTICE AND DIVINE VOLCANIC COMPASSION!
We were amazed by Alex the Lion's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when DuBois saw it, she got out a tranquilizer gun to shoot, but Alex the Lion fired a blast of molten lava at it, and melted it to molten metal, and he fired a powerful orange energy blast with molten rock, lava, fire, and lions at DuBois, and sent her crashing into a tortilla wall.
Nico: Whoa, Alex the Lion's transformed. Now, this battle's about to really heat up.
Me: You said it, Nico.
Alex the Lion: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Volcanic Earth Lion Angel and Divine Compassion) Your days of tormenting animals are over, DuBois, because you've messed with the king!
Alex the Lion went after DuBois, and he fired powerful blasts of orange energy, molten lava, Earth, molten and volcanic rock, and lions at her, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, Alex the Lion attacked her with his new massive greatsword and he even body checked her when he ran at her with his Shield of Elemental Harmony on his large left arm. DuBois was really dazed, and she was about to attack again. But, then, we felt a familiar energy signal and DuBois saw a large menacing curved sickle around her neck.
Lincoln: Oh no. She didn't try to...?!
Lori: No, she didn't, bro. But, it's been a long time since we last killed you, Orochi.
We then saw who that large scythe belonged to, it was none other than The Serpent King, Orochi, who's in his first form.
Lincoln: But, how was that possible? Lori and I made sure that you would slumber eternally.
Orochi: (Echoing Demonic Voice) Yes, you did. But, just like with the Reincarnated Shinobi and Dark Danny, The Church of Necrom brought me back from the dead, denying me the eternal slumber that I desired and that you and Lori gave to me, Lincoln.
Nicholette Torrington: Damn you, Damian Alaister, you just enjoy pissing us off to no end, do you, you fucked-up imbecile?!
Lincoln: Nicholette, I understand you and the others are enraged, but.
Nicholette Torrington: (Calms Down) I'm alright, Lincoln, but thank you.
Masamune Date: Okay, remind me never to get her angry ever.
Orochi removed his scythe's blade from DuBois' head, but that didn't save her from Alex the Lion, who tied her up in an orange energy straitjacket and threw her in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing in Maximum Security Solitary Confinement. Alex the Lion holstered his massive greatsword on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and Alex the Lion's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Nicholette Torrington: Looks like we're now through with DuBois for good, but now, we're also going to have to make sure you rest in peace for good, Orochi.
Orochi: (Demonic Voice) I suppose Lincoln forgot to tell you more about me, Nicholette Torrington. Allow me to truly introduce myself. My real name is Yinglong, long ago, I was a Mystic and one of the bravest warriors in The Mystic Realm. But, I was deceived by Tamamo and I broke The Divine Mirror, the object that The Heavenly Emperor used to imprison the demons that we fought, and when I broke the mirror, the demonic energies from inside flooded out and corrupted me, and I was transformed into The Serpent King, Orochi, and I killed The Heavenly Emperor and I was eventually imprisoned in The Mystic Realm to endure eternal punishment for my crimes. But, I was freed from imprisonment by Da Ji and I created a world from The Three Kingdoms era of China and The Warring States period of Japan, in the hope that I'd find a true warrior: one with enough strength to end me forever.
Lori: That's right. But, that peace wouldn't last for long: Da Ji resurrected Kiyomori Taira, who had gathered together an army made of the remnants of your men, and he resurrected you and you were turned into Orochi X, otherwise known as The God of Destruction.
Lincoln: The Mystics are going to want to hear about this, and they're not going to like it one bit.
Suddenly, The Mystics had arrived.
Nu Wa: There's no need, Lincoln. But, it looks like Yinglong's explained everything.
Giselle Harrington: Is there a way we can we change him back from Orochi to Yinglong?
Taigong Wang: It may be impossible though, but that'll be the biggest challenge for all of you.
Fu Xi: The boy's right, and not only have all of you done impossible things, but Lincoln, you've united The Three Kingdoms of China and The Warriors of Japan into one, and took down those who seek to cause chaos.
Lincoln: You're right, Master Fu Xi, we've done many impossible things before. Alright, time to get to work. Hold still, Yinglong, this is going to hurt.
Lincoln made a Yin-Yang circle below Orochi's feet and he chanted a powerful incantation, and lights surrounded Orochi, and when the light faded, what stood in Orochi's place was the mystic, Yinglong, and his large scythe changed back to Yinglong's original weapon, the Twin Dragons sword. We were glad to see that Lincoln's magic worked, and Yinglong's finally back and purified of the darkness that turned him into Orochi.
Yinglong: Thank you, Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Yinglong.
Susano'o: I never thought I'd see the day. Welcome back, Yinglong.
Fu Xi: Welcome back, old friend.
Yinglong: Thank you both. But, I want to ask of one thing: I wish to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Redemption Squad to truly atone for my crimes that I committed as Orochi.
Shennong: Of course, Yinglong.
Nico: So, we now have Yinglong as a new member of The Redemption Squad, and now, we're rid of Orochi for good.
Taigong Wang: I'm afraid it's also not going to be easy, Nico. We also found out that as part of The Church of Necrom's second contingency plan, in addition to Orochi's revival, it also resulted in the creation of seven clones of Orochi. But, these seven are devoid of humanity and crave destruction.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: Which means, we've got to destroy them for good.
Fu Xi: That's correct, Lincoln, and we're also joining all of you, so we can offer some extra help when the day of the war against The Doomsday 23 and Evil Starlight Glimmer comes.
Nico: Of course, you all are more than welcome to join us.
Susano'o: Thank you, Nico.
Me: Boy what a battle!
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Po Kong: (eats nachos) These nachos are delicious!
Radioactive Man: They sure are.
Eli: But this was a really epic battle.
Gizmo: Not to mention that Layla's PK powers really came in handy today.
Me: They sure did. That was so awesome.
Valerie Carrington: I'm going to love it here with you guys.
Erica Loganheart: Same with me.
Private HIVE: You two won't regret joining this platoon.
White Lightning: Let's go home. And hope Nico doesn't have anymore bad gas!
Nico: Don't worry I don't have anymore. But when we get home we got to head straight to the Leaf. We're gonna have one helluva report to fill out with Lady Tsunade and the 5 Kage.
Hashirama: It'll be great to see Tsunade again.
Tobirama: I'm proud of her for becoming the 5th Hokage.
Me: We are too Lord Hashirama and Tobirama.
Hayate: And it'll be good to see Yugao again.
Me: It sure will.
Nico: Yep. But great job everyone. Lets head home.
We went to the ship and we went back to Earth.
Back in the Hidden Leaf, all of us were walking to the gates and I had all the reanimated shinobi in cloaks and the prisoners were tied up and had bags over their faces. We were all dressed in Shinobi Attire to be formal.
Nico: Boy this is gonna be a shock.
Naruto: You aren't kidding Nico.
We arrived at the gate.
Izumo: Well hello everyone.
Kotetsu: Man we don't see this very often. All of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: I know. Rare occurrence this time. But we have had a really unexpected development happen on our latest mission. And we need to show the Hokage and some of the shinobi what happened.
Izumo: Well I have a feeling it's gonna be big and it involves these strangers here.
Me: Oh that's the whole development.
We were escorted to the Hokage building. I went in and knocked on the door.
Lady Tsunade: Come in!
I went in and saw Lady Tsunade and Shizune and Sakura and they were taking to Shibuki of the Hidden Waterfall.
Me: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were entertaining someone and Shibuki it's great to see you again.
Shibuki: You too J.D. great to see you too.
Me: I'm sorry if I'm interrupting something. But we just got back from our latest mission and we have had a really unexpected and incredible development happen. It's best if you all see for yourselves. We're all right outside.
Lady Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura and Shibuki saw us all out there.
We went outside.
Lady Tsunade: Who are all these people with you?
Me: Well some of them you may recognize.
They revealed themselves and Lady Tsunade, Shizune and some of the ANBU hiding gasped in shock!
Shizune: (GASP) It can't be!
Dan Kato: Hello Tsunade and Shizune.
Hashirama: My gosh Tsunade look at you.
Tobirama: You've grown so much since we saw each other.
Sakura: Hayate-sensei! You're back!
Hayate: Sakura you've grown into a beautiful young woman. Its been so long since the Chunin Exams.
Yugao came And she hugged Hayate.
Shizune and Lady Tsunade hugged Dan and the Senju brothers for the first time in years!
Everyone was shocked to see a bunch of shinobi that they lost!
Sakura: How did this happen J.D.?
Me: Well that's part of our massively unexpected development that I mentioned.
Nico: I'll have some of the team get the rest of the 5 Kage.
Nico and the team did so and they came back and saw the previous Kage and their loved ones and more and it was an awesome reunion.
Mei Terumi: How did this all happen J.D.?
Me: Well Lady Mei, we have one helluva story to tell you all.
We told them everything and it was an incredible shock and surprise.
Onoki: So Madara was resurrected after all!
Me: That's right. And he resurrected all the shinobi that were lost over the years that we faced during the 4th Great War.
A (4th Raikage): And it was part of a secondary contingency plan by the Church of Necrom!? That is terrible!
Me: Yeah. But the good news is we've now seen the last of Madara Uchiha and the Evils of the Uchiha Clan forever.
Kankuro: This is a huge darkness that has been purged from the world forever.
Chojuro: But it's incredible that we have many of our legendary and renowned shinobi back.
Akatsuchi: It sure is and we've got a lot of catching up to do with many of our great heroes.
Me: Yeah. And some of your family members too.
Yugao: We sure do.
We told everyone everything and it was amazing and shocking. This was one of the biggest reunions in the history of the 5 Great Nations. We were awarded Omega Z-Rank Credit for this big mission and more and bringing down the evil of Madara forever. We went back to the estate and almost right away in the Sahara Desert in the Hidden Sand there was MASSIVE VERBAL HELL COMING FROM KARURA WHO WAS YELLING VICIOUSLY AT RASA!
Me: Holy Shit!
Nico: Man Karura is really letting loose on him.
Jiraiya: Man you're not kidding there Nico. But that is so amazing that you guys have brought back so many of our shinobi. This was a memorable mission.
Naruto: You got that right Godfather. (To the viewers) Hope you guys loved this mission and adventure everyone. We all did.
Me: We sure did bro.
Nico: Yeah we did and J.D. you did a great job leading this mission. Your experiences really came in handy for this one.
Me: Thanks Nico. Everyone did a great job.
Nico: They sure did.
Me; And the best part is that Lady Tsunade can fix half of her wounded heart and that Neji has his father back.
Eli: Yep. That's for sure bro.
Twilight Sparkle: This was an amazing mission.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END!
Another awesome adventure done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Nora Valkyrie, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are going to the Boiling Isles and we're going to investigate Emperor Belos's castle and see what kind of magic he was messing with over the centuries and Luz, Amity and Lilith are coming with too. Also we're going to battle Another Megaforce Red and we're going to offer Lilith the opportunity to be Megaforce Green. Which I think will be awesome. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for The Hysteria, those tiny predators from the planet Aurelia and her name is Mya Edmundton. Mya is Nico's friend from science class and she is also a master of microbiology and chemistry. She also has the power to grow and shrink in size thanks to a chemistry accident that went down with her. And she did something really amazing to a local bully. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Ireland, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Mrrungo-Mu A.K.A. The Enslaver from the Marvel Comics. And they're going to meet a Gene-Slammer for Necroworld Banshee named Luna Anderson, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel who, like Lincoln, was born with long beautiful snow white hair and she has powers of darkness and she also has the ability to summon ghosts to communicate with, and also, to battle against villains. She's also a Guardian Angel of Lucy, Laney, Lana, Luna, Leni, and Lily, and she's protected Lincoln and the nice sisters from the uncontrollable hatred and wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. Get ready for the ultimate Cartoon Network Crossover adventure as we go to Cartoon Network City, one of the most awesome cities ever and we're going to help all the great stars of Cartoon Network battle LORD FUSION from Cartoon Network's FusionFall! We're going to destroy that monster and make him pay for all the crimes he has done to some many planets and we're not going to let that monster destroy our world too!
See you all tomorrow!
