DON'T BREAK YOUR TEETH ON THIS ONE


In the early morning hours at 2:53 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw five figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Transylvania, Romanian. But, they were no ordinary five figures, their were Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute adopted daughters of Lincoln Loud. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Nyx Midnight, Caitlyn Loud, Zach Loud, Buffy Shellhammer-Loud, Katrina Roberts-Loud, Sharksharper, Phyllis the Florauna, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Nyx, Caitlyn, Zach, Buffy, Katrina, Sharksharper, Phyllis, Lori, J.D., Nico, did you guys have that same dream as me?

Lori: We sure did, bro.

Nyx Midnight: And it also means that we found out where my adopted sisters are at.

Phyllis the Florauna: But the question is, Where?

Me: they're at Transylvania, Romanian.

Nico: Oh man, that's not good. Out on the streets in Transylvania, Romanian, is not a safe place for them., And it is not a safe place for little kids.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate. Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute are my daughters now, and I'm not letting kids like them suffer life on the streets. they needs to be home in the arms of their new father.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud, Nyx Midnight, Caitlyn Loud, Zach Loud, Buffy Shellhammer-Loud, Katrina Roberts-Loud, Sharksharper, Phyllis the Florauna, Me, and Nico were heading to Transylvania, Romanian. Then, Lincoln saw a 11-year-old girl who has light blue skin, cyan hair that she tied into a ponytail, and pink eyes with purple eyeshadows. She wore a dark blue blouse with long sleeves and red tie, black ankle pants, and light blue low heel pumps. A 12-year-old girl who has light pink skin, magenta eyes with violet eyeshadows, and blond shoulder-length hair combed over her right eye. She wore a magenta dress with gold buttons, blue bracelets, black leggings, and white knee-high boots. And a 11-year-old girl who has light gray skin, orange hair that she tied in two braids, and blue cross-eyed eyes with glasses. She wore a long-sleeved yellow blouse with the top fabric and cuffs are white with red polka dots, pink regular boot-cut jeans with light pink buttons on the bottom, and magenta sandals. A 12-year-old who has tan skin, light brown and white curly hair with brown handband, and brown eyes. She wore a white long sleeve off shoulder shirt with a picture of a cinnamon roll, brown high waisted pleated skirt, white leggings, and brown flats. And a 12-year-old who has yellowish skin, dark green short hair with panflute hairclip, and blue eyes. She wore a orange shirt, brown bracelets, olive green pants with pockets on the legs, and red sneakers. Lincoln saw who they was, it was Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute?

Viola: (British Accent) Yes we are, Who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan.

Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute were stunned.

Presta: (British Accent) Really?

Lincoln: Yes.

Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute ran up to Lincoln, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Nyx Midnight, Caitlyn Loud, Zach Loud, Buffy Shellhammer-Loud, Katrina Roberts-Loud, Sharksharper, Phyllis the Florauna, me, Nico, and Lori joined in on the hug.

Lincoln: And there's something you five should know, I adopted you all.

Dotty: Adopted?! Dotty say, you're our father now.

Lincoln smiled, and that filled Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did, and Viola, Presta, Dotty, Cinnamon Roll, and Piper Panflute now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


In the town of Walkerville was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Cameron, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were with the Magic School Bus class in our awesome and amazingly great special occasion clothes. It was a really awesome special night for us as we got word that Arnold is going to be given the Rocky Award, and he is the youngest ever to receive an award like this.

Me: Boy we're really excited for Arnold!

Nico: I know and I've never seen an award like this before.

Camie: Me neither.

Me: This award is for the most amazing of Rock Lovers and Enthusiasts of all.

Nicole: It sure is and as an Earth Science master and Geologist myself it's awesome.

Dorothy Ann: I am really happy for Arnold too.

Keesha: Me too guys.

Nicole: We all are.

Rarity: I'm so excited for Arnold too darlings.

Carlos: Me too Rarity.

Phoebe: I am too. And Nicole you look absolutely beautiful in that dress.

Nicole: Thanks. Rarity made it for me. She said it brings out the Rainbow of Jewels and Crystal inside me. (Twirls Around) It's called Jeweled Chic.

Nico: Nice.

Cameron: I like it. It's awesome.

Nico: Yeah. I'm so excited for Arnold.

Me: Me too. This is an amazing and prestigious event for only the most well admired rock enthusiasts of all.

Simone Honou and Cuprosklodowskite then came. Simone had a beautiful fire dress on and her wings and tail feathers really bring out the whole dress. And Cuprosklodowskite had a beautiful green glowing dress on that really brought out the radioactivity in her.

Phoebe: Wow! Simone you look awesome.

Simone Honou: Thanks guys and I'm so happy for Arnold here.

Cuprosklodowskite: Me too. This is the first time ever I've seen a show like this.

Nico: It's a huge award ceremony and Arnold has been nervous as all get out for this.

Camie: But I'm really excited for Arnold.

Kaoruko: Me too! This is so awesome that Arnold is getting a huge award like this.

Nico: It sure is.

Wanda: Oh where is Arnold anyway? You think that getting this humongo award would get him here on time.

Carlos: Maybe he ran out of sea wheedies and had to go to the store for more.

Ralphie: I can't believe he actually eats those things.

Phoebe: He hasn't been able to eat anything else since he was going to win the rocky award.

Eli: Boy he is a really nervous wreck.

Me: Believe me bro. I know how he feels. I got a massive award as big as this myself but for a different group and organization. Many times actually. But I got over that fear really quick.

Zarya: That's amazing.

Keesha: Can you believe it? Arnold is the first kid EVER to win one of these.

Dorothy Ann: He's also the first kid ever to know enough about rocks to be a member of G.R.A.N.I.T.E.

Nicole: That is so amazing.

Dorothy Ann: That's right. Look!

We saw a man in a fancy suit with brown hair, mustache and glasses.

Dorothy Ann: There's Jasper C. Gritt.

Me: Ah yes.

Carlos: Wow! Who's Jasper C. Gritt?

Dorothy Ann: Carlos! He's the President of G.R.A.N.I.T.E., The Great Rocks Admirers National Institute of Tectonics Experts.

Camie: Wow! That sounds like an awesome group.

Eli: Yeah.

Nicole: And I should know.

Nicole pulled out her purse and showed in her wallet HER Membership card for G.R.A.N.I.T.E.

Eli: Wow Nicole you are a member too?

Nicole: Yep. And Jasper is a good friend too.

Tim: And that looks like the kind of guy you don't want to keep waiting.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Cameron.

Cameron: Anytime Nico. It's gonna be so awesome to be on this adventure with you.

Nico: I'm really excited about this one.

Nicole: Me too. And I'm really happy for Arnold.

Nico: Cameron, you'll get along fine with Simone's friends.

Cameron: I already am Nico and they are really awesome.

Tim: We're glad you're with us Cameron.

Wanda: We sure are.

Sirius: I'm really excited for Arnold too.

Cameron: Me too. I am loving it with you guys.

Nico: Especially with how smart you are.

Me: That's right and you were able to decode Mike's Personality Triggers with amazing accuracy.

Cameron: That was really awesome back then. Mike was awesome with all those personalities.

Wanda: That was pretty cool back then.

Phoebe: I agree there.

Eli: It sure was neat.

Then camera flashes were seen and Ms. Frizzle came in wearing her awesome crystal dress. Like a Celebrity walking down the red carpet.

Class: Ms. Frizzle!

Ms. Frizzle: Good evening Class.

Simone Honou: You look gorgeous in that dress Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle: Thank you Simone and your wings and tail feathers really bring out your dress too.

Simone Honou: Thanks.

Phoebe: Arnold's not here yet Ms. Frizzle!

Ms. Frizzle: Well why don't I try to call our rock star on my CELL Phone.

She pulled out a Red Blood Cell Shaped Phone.

Me: Okay now that is cool.

Kaoruko: A Red Blood Cell Shaped phone. That is cool.

Kaina Tsutsumi: It sure is.

She dialed.

Manager: The Walkerville Hotel welcomes you to the Annual G.R.A.N.I.T.E. Awards, Honoring the Worlds Rock Experts. Please make your way into the ball room.

Me: We'll be there shortly sir. We're just waiting for our guest of honor to arrive.

Wanda: Oh it's too late.

Phoebe: We'll never be able to go in without Arnold.

?: Psst.

Wanda: (Sternly) Ralphie!

Ralphie: It wasn't me!

Me: He's right.

?: Psst!

Phoebe: It's coming from behind there!

We heard a noise from behind the curtain

?: Psst! It's me!

Me: Arnold?

Nicole: Thank goodness.

Tim: Arnold?

Arnold: Yes.

Tim: What are you doing behind the curtain? Come on out.

Arnold: I can't.

Me: I know you're a nervous wreck Arnold but we're here for you.

Wanda: Yeah. But why won't you come out?

She moved the curtain and she saw him and gasped and we gasped in utter shock seeing him!

Eli: JUMPING CARROT STICKS!

I pulled out my eyeballs and cleaned them off like a cartoon star to make sure I wasn't going nuts!

I put them back in!

Me: I think I need to see an Ophthalmologist!

Nico: Arnold! What happened!?

Ralphie: Is it just me, Or are you totally Orange!?

Arnold was totally orange! His skin was completely orange! It was as orange as well an Orange!

He was totally orange from head to toe!

Arnold: It's not just you but it is just me! I'm orange!

He hid!

Nico: What in the world lead to him becoming like this!?

Eli: Man oh man!

Wanda pulled the curtain back.

Wanda: Arnold come on now stop eating those things.

Arnold: (Eating Seawheedies) I can't!

Maria: Arnold, how the Hell did this happen?!

Eli: Yeah!

Arnold: I don't know!

Manager: (ON P.A.) Dinner is about to be served. Please find your tables and be seated.

Arnold: Oh no! I can't go in there looking like a carrot!

Me: We'll think of something to help you Arnold.

Ms. Frizzle: No point panicking Arnold. As my Great Aunt Cellma used to say: "When there's a Problem staring you in the face, hit it with a question."

All of us: A Question?

Ms. Frizzle: Yes. Such as when did you first notice you were orange Arnold?

Arnold: I didn't really notice until I got up this morning and looked in the mirror.

FLASHBACK

At Arnold's house he was going into the bathroom to get ready.

He went to the mirror.

Arnold: Today's the day. Today's the day.

He saw himself orange and screamed in fright!

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Hmm.

Wanda: What color are you pajamas?

Arnold: Huh?

Wanda: What color are your pajamas?

Arnold: Orange. It's my favorite color. Except when it's on my skin.

Wanda: Maybe something from your pajamas rubbed off on your skin.

Me: How can that be?

Arnold: But why now? I've been wearing those pajamas forever.

Me: Hmm. I don't think it was the pajamas that did this to him.

Carlos: Who knows. Lets just try to wash it off.

Dorothy Ann grabbed his arm.

Dorothy Ann: To the bathroom!

Arnold: NO! Someone might see me.

Ms. Frizzle: Well then to the bus.

Laney: I brought some cleaning stuff with me.

Cameron: Good thinking.

We went to the bus and we got to scrubbing him. We were rubbing him with soap, water and sponges.

Arnold: Ow ow! Ouch! That hurts!

Me: Sorry Arnold but we can't help it.

Eli: You know how strong we are.

Arnold: Yeah.

Simone: But man I don't know what caused this but it's crazy.

Keesha: Sorry about that Arnold but you want this to come off don't you?

Arnold: Of course I want it to come off. Is it off.

Maria splashed the water off.

NOPE.

Wanda: Nope.

Dorothy Ann: So the orange isn't on your skin. Maybe it's IN your skin.

Maria: Maybe one of the Kamen Rider Enemies did this to him.

Me: Hmm.

Nico: I think there are any of their enemies that turn people orange.

Eli: And I don't sense any Another Riders or Rangers here.

Nico: Oh.

I looked at Arnold closely.

Me: Sorry for making you uncomfortable like this Arnold but I just want to see something.

Arnold: Okay.

Me: Hmm.

I had a Dr. House moment!

Me: Aha! I've seen this before Arnold.

Arnold: Really?

Me: Yeah. You have a disease called Carotenosis.

Arnold: Carotenosis?

Me: It's where you have too much Beta Carotene in your system. You've been eating too much of one thing that turned your skin totally orange.

Nico: We'll just tell the rest of the school that you're out sick. That's all.

Me: No Nico it's a disease that's harmless. It doesn't make you that sick it only makes you get this orange pigment on your skin. It goes away over time.

Nico: Oh well that's a relief.

Me: But Carotenosis doesn't cause your skin to become THIS orange.

Cameron: Yeah.

Ms. Frizzle: Daringly deduced guys.

Arnold: But how did it get there? How is my skin different from say Phoebe's?

Ms. Frizzle: Good question Arnold. Give me some skin.

He held out his hand.

Ms. Frizzle: No I mean really.

She pulled out the Mega Magnifier.

Simone Honou: I remember the Mega Magnifier.

Nico: Wow.

Phoebe: (GASP) You want Arnold's Skin?

She looked at Arnold's head.

Ms. Frizzle: Hmm the perfect place to begin the investigation.

Arnold: Uh you're not suggesting a field trip are you Ms. Frizzle?

Me: I have a feeling she is.

Wanda: Wow. It might be the only way to find out what's making you so orange.

Me: And figure out what's giving you this. Carotenosis is usually caused by eating too much of one thing.

Ms. Frizzle: Oh I couldn't have said it better myself guys. Let the Cell-ebration Begin!

We went onto the bus.

Nico: I call first on the bus!

Me: Plenty of room for us Nico.

Arnold: But Ms. Frizzle?

She pressed a button and pulled a lever and then it transformed and then me, Arnold and Phoebe were outside and the bus vanished.

Phoebe: What happened? Where's the bus?

Me: We're outside. But everyone just vanished.

Phoebe: Wait a second.

She saw something around Arnold and then she picked up the Mega Magnifier.

Phoebe: Don't move Arnold.

Me: I think I see them.

We saw the Bus and everyone shrunk down.

Phoebe: Yikes!

It flew over to Arnold and dropped Ralphie, Keesha and Liz onto Arnold.

Me: Wow!

Phoebe: We're being Frizzled big time!

Me: We sure are.

Arnold: We are? How?

Phoebe: See for yourself.

He saw the bus drop Carlos, Dorothy and Tim onto Phoebe's skin.

Arnold: Whoa! Carlos, D.A., and Tim are checking the skin above your left eyebrow.

Me: And Ralphie, Keesha and Liz are checking out the skin on your forehead.

Phoebe: Mm-hmm. And they are sitting on your glasses.

Arnold: No way.

Me: Yes-way.

Ralphie: Yeah.

Keesha: Just don't move too quickly or we'll fall off.

Arnold: Sorry.

Nico: (On a radio) You hear me okay J.D.?

Me: Loud and Clear Nico.

Nico: Good luck, guys!

Me: Not that we'll need it but thanks.

Lola: Be careful though guys.

Arnold: I don't believe this. Ms. Frizzle just what kind of a field trip is this?

Ms. Frizzle: The kind that answers your excellent question Arnold.

The bus then turned into a decoration for Phoebe's hair band.

Me: That looks awesome on you Phoebe.

Phoebe: Thank you.

Simone: But this is awesome.

Arnold: What's the difference between your skin and Phoebe's?

Me: That's a really good question.

Ms. Frizzle: Care to take a closer look Wanda?

Wanda turned on two monitors.

Nico: This is awesome.

Simone Honou: It sure is.

Wanda: Keesha you guys find anything on Arnold's skin yet?

Keesha: We're just trying to find a way to not fall off.

Tim: Us too!

Me: I think they're in trouble.

Ms. Frizzle: Well class you're going to have to get really small if you don't want to fall.

Me: Here we go.

She pressed a button and fired a shrink ray that hit the kids on Arnold and Phoebe.

Arnold and Phoebe: What happened?

Me: They got really shrunk.

Nico: Where did they go?

Wanda: Yeah where's the rest of the class?

Ms. Frizzle: They are still there Wanda. We are just not looking close enough to see them.

She adjusted the monitor and it magnified.

Ms. Frizzle: Yet.

Nico: I see them now.

I used my microscopic vision to see them on Arnold too.

Wanda: There they are! Tim, Carlos, D.A., are you all right?

Tim: I think so. Carlos: Are we still on Phoebe's skin?

Ms. Frizzle: You are. Only double shrunk.

Me: According to my microscopic vision you all shrunk down to 50,000 times normal magnification or seven to eight micrometers.

Nico: Wow!

Ralphie: Sorry you guys are taking a break from your Ambassador missions.

Me: It's all right Ralphie. We needed a break from them anyway. We're just waiting till the Dino Fury Rangers finish up.

Ralphie: Oh.

Nico: But at least we're taking a break from them just in time for us to go on the actual big missions themselves.

Me: That's true.

Eli: Yep.

Tim: Amazing! I always thought skin was just smooth and plain. But it's not. It's made up of flat pieces of stuff all stuck together.

D.A.: And Phoebe's flat pieces flake off like corn flakes and there are lots more underneath.

Carlos: Wow! Is that a hair?

Nico: Yep that's a hair all right.

Ms. Frizzle: Hair-raising isn't it Carlos.

Keesha: Arnold's pretty hairy too.

Ralphie: And his skin is made of flat pieces just like Phoebe's only his are all orange.

Me: He's right. It's all orange all over.

Ms. Frizzle: Oh those flakes are Arnold's skin cells Ralphie.

Ralphie: Skin cells? I've heard of red blood cells but skin cells?

Me: Blood is not the only thing that's made of cells Ralphie.

Wanda: What are cells anyway?

Nico: They are the things that built you.

Ms. Frizzle: Cells are the building blocks of life Wanda. All living things are made of cells and that includes you. Your whole body is made of different kinds of cells each with a different job to do.

Me: That's right. Your entire body is composed of 37.2 Trillion cells.

Wanda: That's a lot! So Arnold and Phoebe's skin are both made of millions of skin cells but for some reason Arnold's cells are orange.

Me: Yep.

Arnold: I'm about to accept the most important award of my life and for some reason I'm completely orange and half of my class is on my forehead!

Me: Arnold calm down. No need to panic. We just need to figure out what it is that you've been eating that caused this.

Nico: Yeah.

Phoebe: Everyone is trying to help.

Nico: Think happy thoughts!

Me: Yeah. Come on Arnold lets get you back to the ceremony and I'll make sure no one sees you.

Arnold: Thanks.

I took Arnold's snack and we went in.

Arnold: Maybe I should have stayed home today.

Me: Arnold you'll be all right. Besides you're in the protection of the most powerful force in the entire universe. Us.

Nico: That's right.

Arnold looked at Phoebe.

Arnold: Wanda have you found out what's making orange yet?

Wanda: No Arn. Believe me we're working on it.

Eli: Just give us some time Arnold.

Me: And I'll look out for him too.

Arnold: What's taking so long?

Ms. Frizzle: Patience Arnold. As a former Ms. America once said "Beauty May be skin deep but orange isn't."

Me: That's very wise.

Lola: It sure is.

Nico: Who exactly said that?

Me: Not really sure. But it does make sense.

Arnold: You know what I just thought of something.

Me: What is it?

Arnold: Janet came to stay with us a few weeks ago. I bet she made me orange. Which is just the kind of thing she would do.

Me: Arnold there's no way Janet would have done that. She may have done some crazy things in the past but she would never do that out of spite for you.

Phoebe: Yeah.

Nico: Sure, she can be too much. But she's a good person.

Me: That's right.

Arnold: Thanks guys.

Me: Anytime. But I think the answer to this whole thing might be further inside.

Ms: Frizzle: I agree J.D.

Wanda: We've got to do something Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle: Oh I agree there Wanda. It's time to take chances, make mistakes and get the inside story.

She and Liz winked and then she pulled out a scope and they went for a Sea-weedie and went onto it.

I gasped.

Arnold: This is it guys. My last sea-weedie before I humiliate myself in front of my fellow rockers.

Ms. Frizzle: WAHOO!

It landed on the Sea-weedie.

He then put it in his mouth.

Phoebe: ARNOLD NO!

Arnold: You say something Phoebe?

Phoebe: Arnold whatever you do don't…

GULP!

Phoebe: Swallow. The bus was on that Sea-weedie and you just ate our entire class and the team.

Me: Uh oh.

Arnold: OH NO NOT AGAIN!

Me: This happened before Arnold?

Arnold: Yes.

Nico: Okay. No one fucking panic!

Simone: Oh we aren't!

Arnold: I can't believe I just did that! Please tell me I didn't just do that!

Phoebe: You just did that. And you swallowed the whole class and the team and the bus.

Me: But believe it or not Arnold this isn't the first time we've been inside someone. The entire team went inside me.

Arnold: Did they really?

Me: Yeah it was weird seeing what the inside of me looked like. But that was a really crazy adventure.

Nico: He's right on that.

Inside Arnold the class went down his throat and into his stomach.

Carlos: I can't believe we're in Arnold's stomach again.

Wanda: Ah it's just as I remember it.

Simone: Same with me. Only oranger.

Wanda: Hey wait a minute. Where is all that orange mush coming from anyway?

Applejack: Looks like it's coming from Seaweedies.

Wanda: That's right and the only thing that Arnold was eating for weeks is sea-weedies and they are green.

They saw a seaweedie.

Keesha: Green on the outside Wan but orange on the inside.

Ms. Frizzle: Oh of course! (Singing) You can get the greedy greedies when eating seaweedies, chewy gooey carrot in a seaweed coat so thin!

Class: Eat a seaweedie and give yourself a grin!

Me: Ah so that's it! Arnold has been eating too many carrots.

Nico: Carrots? Wow!

Varie: Carrots are full of Beta Carotene.

Wanda: Wait wait wait! If Arnold's stomach is full of carrots and carrots are orange, maybe that's why Arnold's cells are orange too.

Nico: So, that's the culprit! Did you get that J.D.?

Me: I sure did buddy. Carrots are loaded with Beta Carotene.

Keesha: Yeah but how could the orange in Arnold's stomach get to his skin cells?

Ms. Frizzle: The Question we've all been waiting for Keesha. Prepare to dive.

DIVE ALARM!

They dove and went into Arnold's intestine.

Me: I have a feeling I know where they are heading.

Arnold: Where?

I looked at Arnold with my X-Ray Vision. And I saw that they were in the Small Intestine.

Me: Aha they are in your small intestine.

Nico: Arnold, after this, you're on a carrot diet!

Me: Yeah you need to lay off the Carrots for a while Arnold.

Arnold: What?

Me: We'll tell you later.

Keesha: Where are we?

Carlos: We're in the small intestine. I recognize it from the last time we were here.

Ms. Frizzle pushed a button and it showed on a map where they were in Arnold's digestive tract.

Ms: Frizzle: Right you are Carlos. This is the place where all the good things we eat go into the bloodstream.

Nico: Yep.

Wanda: And those things out there are the villi. Remember? They move the food into the bloodstream.

Simone Honou: I remember that. So awesome.

Cuprosklodowskite: I agree too.

Rarity: (Green around the gills) Oh I feel sick.

Lincoln: You okay Rarity?

Rarity: Just grossed out Linky. I'll be okay.

Nico: Good.

Wanda: Are villi made up of cells too? Like Arnold's skin?

Ms. Frizzle: Dynamic deduction Wanda!

She activated a mega magnifier.

Ms. Frizzle: Viola! Villi cells. You also have blood cells, skin cells, stomach cells, heart cells, muscle cells, bone cells. Like J.D. said, your body is made up of trillions and trillions of cells each with a job to do.

Nico: And right now, their job is getting that Orange out.

Me: No it doesn't work that way Nico.

Ralphie: Right now they are sucking up the orange stuff. Their job must be to suck up food.

Tim: Wonder where it goes from here?

Eli: Only one way to find out.

Ms. Frizzle: In the old words of my friend Carotina "Follow the Orange Stuff."

They shrunk down and went into a villi and they went into the bloodstream.

Carlos: Where are we going Ms. Frizzle?

Ms. Frizzle: We followed the Orange stuff through the villi and now we are heading for the bloodstream.

Me: They are in your bloodstream now.

D.A.: Well we are in Arnold's bloodstream and there are cells all around us. And orange stuff too.

Wanda: So where is the orange stuff going? And can we get there fast? Arnold's in trouble out there.

Me: (Whispering) She's right guys. Mr. Gritt is already giving his speech.

Ms. Frizzle: We're going back to where we started and it's only a few heartbeats away.

Mr. Gritt: This award has never been presented to a child before. But as you now know, Arnold Perlstein is no ordinary child.

Me: That is true. Arnold you are really special when it comes to rocks.

Arnold: That's true. I'm so nervous my heart's beating like crazy.

Me: It'll be all right Arnold.

Nico: Maybe I should have one of the others distract him.

Me: Don't worry Nico. We'll be okay.

Wanda: Okay we're heading to Arnold's forehead. Now what?

Tim: Look.

They saw the orange stuff flowing through the artery wall.

Tim: Look! The orange stuff is disappearing through that wall.

Keesha: I wonder what's on the other side.

Ms. Frizzle: That's my kind of question Keesha. Hang a looie Liz.

They did so.

They went through the artery and got to the underskin.

Ms. Frizzle: We're here!

Nico: Wow.

Wanda: Yay! We're back where we started. These are Arnold's skin cells.

Keesha: Cool. That means we reached Arnold's skin from the inside.

Tim: And we did it by following the orange stuff.

Ralphie: And get this. Arnold's skin cells are drinking up the orange stuff from the seaweedies.

Applejack: Fancy that.

Carlos: Of course, since cells are alive they need to have food for them to live and grow.

D.A.: Even if the food is orange.

Ms. Frizzle: Ah capably concluded everyone. You might even say we are what we eat.

Me: That's right.

Cameron: Yep.

Mr. Gritt: And now I am very proud to present this award to Arnold Perlstein!

Everyone cheered and Arnold covered his face and I went with him.

Arnold: (Panicked) He said my name and I'm going up there for the award now! And I'm still orange!

Tim: Poor Arnold. He got himself into this by eating all those seaweedies. But he doesn't even know it.

Ms. Frizzle: And even if he stopped eating seaweedies now it would take about 30 days for new cells that aren't orange to reach the surface of his skin.

Me: She's right. Carotenosis is harmless and goes away over time. But it takes a month or so to do so.

Ralphie: 30 days!? He doesn't even have 30 seconds!

Simone: But I do have an idea!

She went to the bus and turned it into a VILLI BUS!

Nico: WHOA!

Wanda: A villi bus!

Then the Villi Bus got to work and it was sucking up all the orange stuff like a drinking straw and a sponge!

Me: It'll be all right Arnold. (GASP) Arnold your skin is back to normal.

He looked and saw that I was right.

Arnold: Wow. Thank goodness.

Me: Good job guys.

Arnold: Thank you sir. This is an honor and I'd also like to thank J.D. and my class and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and my teacher Ms. Frizzle without whom I wouldn't be able to accept this award tonight.

Me: It was our pleasure Arnold.

I snapped my fingers and everyone was teleported out of Arnold and everyone appeared and cheered wildly.

Nicole: Way to go Arnold!

Nico: Yeah!

Mr. Gritt: Ready to have your picture taken?

Arnold: Yes sir.

Then a Spitfire Bird appeared and landed on Nico's shoulder.

Nico: Wow! A Spitfire Bird.

They got their pictures taken.

Later we were having a good dinner.

Nico: That was a really awesome adventure.

Me: It sure was. Who's your Spitfire Bird Friend?

Spitfire Bird: (In a girls voice) I think he knows already.

Nico: (Gasp) Yumi Davenport.

She reverted back and was a girl with red, orange and yellow hair and clothes of those colors.

Nico: Awesome.

Yumi: I'm so happy for you Arnold.

Arnold: Thanks Yumi. So it wasn't Janet? It was me?

Wanda: That's right Arnold. You only have yourself to blame.

Nico: But we're not mad.

Yumi Davenport: No we aren't.

Arnold: But how did I do it?

Keesha took a seaweedie he was about to eat.

Arnold: Hey!

Keesha: Simple look.

She broke it open and showed that it was orange.

Me: You've been eating too many carrots Arnold. You've been eating them by the truck load because you were a nervous wreck and it turned your skin orange because of it.

Arnold: Wow.

Wanda: That's right. Your entire body is made of cells.

Tim: And your cells are alive.

Ralphie: Which means they need food.

D.A.: And where do your cells get their food?

Arnold: From what I eat?

Me: That's right. You got to learn to eat everything in moderation and don't eat just carrots from seaweedies.

Eli: That's true. You need a balanced meal.

I gave him a great meal of meat, veggies, and more.

Arnold: Thanks guys. At least I'm not orange anymore.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: But congratulations on winning that award.

Yumi Davenport: We're all really happy for you.

Camie: We sure are.

Phoebe: Same here.

Arnold: Thanks guys. And are you really going to recruit us now J.D.?

Me: We sure are Arnold. The time is now right for you all to join us officially.

Nico: Yep.

Cameron: You guys are part of Simone's awesome past and that makes you all family to her.

Carlos: Thanks guys and we're honored.

Nico: Awesome.

Nicole: You guys will love it.

Carlos: Hey Arn, orange you glad you're not orange anymore?

Class: CARLOS!

We laughed at his joke!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Simone: That was funny!

Yumi Davenport: (LAUGHS) It sure was.

Cameron: What's you're favorite memory of Nico?

Yumi: I'm one of his friends from computer tech class. Me and Nico hacked into lots of evil organizations and took all their money and left them broke and penniless as well as use our technological skills to send the FBI to them.

Nico: It's true.

Rainbow Dash: That is awesome.

Me: It sure is. Wow.

Laney: I think that's really impressive.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. Very ingenious.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Yumi hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Yumi Davenport: Me too Nico.

Maria: Now, Arnold. What have we learned today?

Arnold: That I should eat everything in moderation and not just carrots from Seaweedies. I'm sorry about that.

Me: It's all right Arnold. You were just a nervous wreck and that is completely understandable.

Fluttershy: Yes I know what you feel like sometimes Arnold.

Arnold: Really?

Fluttershy: I do. I get stage fright because I'm nervous of big crowds.

Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy does have stage fright but she gets over it fast when she is with us when we perform with the Rainbooms.

Fluttershy: That's true.

Me: Yeah. But she has all her friends to root for her though. But Arnold you got to learn how to eat everything in moderation and not just on one thing like carrots.

Applejack: That's right.

I picked up a seaweedie.

Me: Wonder what these taste like.

I tried one and to my surprise it tasted good.

Me: Mmm! Not bad. I may not like seaweed but these are good.

We tried them and they were good.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Lisa Simpson are heading to Mobius, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to destroy Patch D'Coolette, Antoine D'Coolette's evil counterpart from Anti-Mobius, and the one who murdered Antoine's father.

Lincoln also called Antoine D'Coolette here as soon as word of his evil counterpart on Mobius reached him.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here on Mobius, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to destroy Patch D'Coolette, Antoine D'Coolette's evil counterpart from Anti-Mobius, and the one who murdered Antoine's father.

Nico: That's right, big guy. Sonic and the others told us about what happened to Antoine's father at the hands of his evil counterpart, and that was just pure evil.

Me: Which is why he's getting The Black Gates for good.

Lincoln: My thoughts exactly, J.D., and I want to thank you and Antoine for coming, Lisa.

Lisa Simpson: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be an amazing rescue.

Antoine D'Coolette: (French Accent) And this'll be the last time I ever deal with that monster, Patch D'Coolette. That murderous demon will pay for everything he's done.

?: HEELLLLPPPP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, but they've been cornered by Patch D'Coolette, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, but they've been cornered by Patch D'Coolette, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Thirteen girls' voices) That murderous, dishonorable demon, let's get him.

Suddenly, we saw thirteen girls appear before us, they were 6'5" in height, they had the bodies of goddesses, but they had long flowing hair, massive angel wings, and clothes in the colors of the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Ice, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual Energy, and Stars, and holstered on their backs are thirteen greatswords with the symbols of the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Ice, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual Energy, and Stars etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels.

Nico: Whoa, this is the first time we've met some non Gene-Slammer girls.

Lincoln: You said it, but there's no mistaking those voices from anywhere, Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, And Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental, I knew it was you thirteen, but we'll talk later.

Antoine D'Coolette: (French Accent) That's right, we've got a murderous demon to stop.

We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Patch D'Coolette and it blindsided him, and it allowed the five girls to get to safety. When Patch D'Coolette saw us, he was furious.

Patch D'Coolette: (French Accent) Team Loud Phoenix Storm, how did you...?! It doesn't matter, now I shall kill you all!

Antoine D'Coolette: (French Accent) That's never going to happen, Patch, and now, you will pay for everything you've done!

Suddenly, we felt something within Antoine D'Coolette's mind snap, as his blue eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a red energy aura with light, darkness, and coyotes, he unholstered his Sword of Heaven and Hell from his back, and as he approached Patch D'Coolette, he left red energy, light, darkness, and coyotes with every step.

Antoine D'Coolette: (French Accent) You make me completely sick, Patch D'Coolette, I never thought you'd return to cause trouble yet again, and don't think that I've forgotten of that very day that you murdered my father. (Suddenly Getting Pissed Off) But, when you threatened to take the life of my wife, Bunnie, and the lives of my friends..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY TIMES, YOU DISHONORABLE, DAMNED BASTARD, AND FOR THAT, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES IN HELL!

We gasped at the mere extent of Antoine D'Coolette's fury.

Nico: Yikes!

Lincoln: Antoine's fury has been unleashed, and it's found its mark on Patch D'Coolette. Stand back, he's going to blow.

Suddenly, Antoine D'Coolette screamed like a madman, and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy and light and darkness surrounding it, the Sun and The Moon were orbiting around the vortex and a coyote was running around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a phoenix of light and dark. Then, as the vortex faded, Antoine D'Coolette emerged, but he was changed forever.

Antoine D'Coolette grew from 6'11" to 7'5" in height, he now had abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, his yellow hair had grown to reach the lower part of his neck and he now had red highlights in the bangs, he has a coyote with the Sun in one paw and the Moon in the other paw emblazoned on his forehead, he has neon blue eyes and a red energy aura with light and darkness and coyotes surrounding him, he has on silver coyote earrings with red gems for eyes and the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws and he has on his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with red gems on the gold sun and moon links and blue crystal links and a blue coyote-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a coyote with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, Antoine D'Coolette has on a long black long-sleeved trenchcoat, long buttoned-up silk coat with designs and phoenix on the back, white gloves, black and white short-sleeved shirt with red phoenix underneath, long black pants, black leather combat boots covered in silver armor, and the black long-sleeved trenchcoat has light and darkness and coyotes on the coattails, and on the back of the trenchcoat is a coyote with the Sun and Moon above its head. Suddenly, Antoine D'Coolette felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings grew much bigger for his new body, and they now have black tips on the white feathers, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.

Suddenly, Antoine's massive Sword of Heaven and Hell broadsword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, light, darkness, and coyotes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Twilight Broadsword of Heavenly Grace and Infernal Darkness, it's a brand-new broadsword with the Sun and Moon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large golden ring with large white angel wing and black demon wing for the crossguard, large light and dark gem inside the ring embedded in the rainguard and golden cross right on top, longer black handle, and four large coyote heads with blue gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large red gem for the pommel. Antoine D'Coolette has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold coyote head with blue gems for eyes and large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a white kanji below the coyote that said, "Antoine D'Coolette, Long-Standing Member of The Freedom Fighters, Skilled Swordsman, Loving Husband of Bunnie Rabbot, Brave Warrior of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of Dr. Eggman's Delusional Ambitions, and Master of Coyotes, Light, and Darkness"

アントワーヌD'Coolette、自由の戦闘機の長年のメンバー、熟練した剣士、バニー Rabbotの愛する夫、チームラウドフェニックスストームの勇敢な戦士、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、とサディスティックなできそこない、驚くべきと強力な教師の驚くべきと強力な学生、博士エッグマンの妄想野望の駆逐艦、コヨーテ、光、闇のマスター

Antoine D'Coolette has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CELESTIAL TWILIGHT COYOTE ANGEL OF TWILIGHT MOBIAN BRAVERY AND MOBIAN HOPE!

We were amazed by Antoine D'Coolette's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Patch D'Coolette saw it, he went after Antoine to kill him, but Antoine blocked Patch's sword with his new massive broadsword, and then, he slashed off Patch's good right eye, permanently blinding him.

Nico: Whoa, Antoine's transformed, awesome.

Me: And he blinded his evil counterpart by slashing off his good right eye, nice.

Antoine D'Coolette: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Twilight Coyote and Mobian Hope) (French Accent) That's right. Now, shall we put an end to this evil monster?

Lincoln: You got it, Antoine. Come on, gang, let's get him.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Lisa Simpson, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Patch D'Coolette, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Antoine left painful scars on Patch with his massive broadsword, and then, he and Lincoln dealt the final blow by channeling energy from the Black Gates onto their blades, and they cut down Patch D'Coolette and sent him to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our blades and power down, and Antoine D'Coolette's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive white angel wings are permanent.

Lincoln: That's it for Patch D'Coolette, and he's never coming back. (To Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra) And it's so good to see you again, Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra.

Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra: You too, Lincoln.

Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones went up to Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra, and they hugged, and the girls were very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how strong he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blushes on theirs face went even deeper when they saw his vampire fangs and his eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you girls when you were thirteen, and as you all can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Bridget Branley: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these thirteen girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Bridget Branley, the half-human half-Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, the half-human half-Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, the half-human half-Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, the half-human half Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, the half-human half Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, the half-human half Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, the half-human half Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, the half-human half Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, the half-human half Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, the half-human half Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, the half-human half Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, the half-human half Astral Elemental, and Stelara Astra, the half-human half Cosmic Elemental.

Bridget Branley: Yep, we were born with immense cosmic powers over the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Ice, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual Energy, and Stars, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, immortality, invincibility, and superhuman regeneration.

Nico: Whoa.

Stelara Astra: And we've defended and protected Lincoln from the absolute worst of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's wrath, and we have a revelation that almost could've landed those five in a Russian military school for demonic spoiled brats.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: As if being threatened to get sent to a boarding school wasn't bad enough, now there's the threat of getting sent to a Russian military school?! Just how low have those five demons stooped?!

Suddenly, thirteen Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra with colored gems on the gold thunderbolt links and colored crystal links from their brand-new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.

Brooke Hudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you and the other girls are now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Brooke.

Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln and his twelve clones wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists and Mira the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they leaned down to the faces of the girls and they kissed the girls passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Juri Yukawa and Shouko Majima from Kokkoku, Ahiru Arima A.K.A. Princess Tutu and Rue Kuroha A.K.A. Princess Kraehe from Princess Tutu, and Caldina from Magic Knight Rayearth.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Juri Yukawa and Shouko Majima from Kokkoku, Ahiru Arima A.K.A. Princess Tutu and Rue Kuroha A.K.A. Princess Kraehe from Princess Tutu, and Caldina from Magic Knight Rayearth.

Me: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Juri Yukawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Juri Yukawa and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Patch D'Coolette, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, eight massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Juri Yukawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Juri Yukawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Juri Yukawa, Shouko Majima, Ahiru Arima A.K.A. Princess Tutu, Rue Kuroha A.K.A. Princess Kraehe , and Caldina with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We then returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they're shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Patch D'Coolette.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to that villain, and Antoine D'Coolette transforming into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, and with him and Lincoln sending Patch D'Coolette to The Black Gates after killing him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over, and Antoine got a kiss from Bunnie, which he also returned to her. Lincoln, Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.


After destroying Patch D'Coolette on Mobius, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Bridget Branley: Whoa, we were right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Brooke Hudson: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, girls, what's this horrible revelations about Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan that could've landed those five in a Russian military school for demonic spoiled brats?

Maya Carina: You're not going to like it, Nico. One day, we were walking through Franklin Avenue, but then, we heard the sounds of smashing objects coming from The Loud House, and we just know that someone's causing a ruckus again. But, then, we heard the sounds of screams of horror and pain, and the sound of cruel laughter, and we knew who it was that made those screams of horror and pain: Lincoln, and the sounds of cruel laughter could only come from the five worse sisters in The Loud House: Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Brooke Hudson: We ran to the Loud House, and we busted the door down, but we soon saw a sight that'd haunt us forever, it was Lincoln, but he was lying on the floor in a huge pool of his own blood, and he had knife wounds all over his body, and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they all had bloody knives in their hands, and they were about to deliver the blow to Lincoln's heart and kill him, and Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud were also badly injured by them.

Astrid Brinkley: And that was the straw that broke the camel's backs, we then charged at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we viciously pulverized them into the dirt and blasted them, and we tied them up in nylon ropes, so they couldn't escape. I healed Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, then, we went to Lincoln, and the extent of the horrible damage they did to him was really bad.

Abnus Abital: We remembered that Varya Pohzar and Adriana Ardelean Dracula gave their blood to save Lincoln, and Lincoln saved Aurora Nightingale's life by biting her on the neck and drinking her blood when she got stabbed by Lynn, and in the whole process, he gained cosmic pyrokinesis, cosmic umbrakinesis and vampire powers, and cosmic cryokinesis and cosmic ictiokinesis, and we all knew what had to be done: we then let Lincoln bite us each on the necks and drink our blood to heal his wounds, and then, we saw the pool of blood left by their attack head back into him, and he became a lot stronger than ever, and he acquired our powers and abilities. Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were furious and threatened if they ever get out, they'll kill him again, but Lincoln roared at them and with his vampire fangs bared and his eyes turned blood red, and frightened the crap out of them.

Abeline Demeter: It sure did, and Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud were really furious at them, they threatened to send them to a Russian military school for demonic spoiled brats. But, we had our own ideas: we humiliated Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. By using the Chakra rope thread trick that Kushina had done, we poured five buckets of tar on their heads and covered them all in feathers right in front of the whole school, and everyone was laughing at them, and it sent them on a wild angry ranting and raging, but we also had them put in isolation tanks, and it was so awesome.

Allira Crisiant: Then, Lincoln hugged us, and when we saw tears, we returned the hug and comforted him. That was another near-death experience that Lincoln had to endure at the hands of those five demons.

We cheered wildly for what the thirteen girls did.

Me: Whoa, you girls really saved Lincoln's life and you gave Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan the classic tarring and feathering for what they did, awesome.

Nico: Did anyone else notice the bite marks on your necks?

Aurora Nightingale: Nope, we had them covered up with make-up, so no one would notice them, but we knew Lincoln's bite wouldn't turn us into vampires.

Nico: Smart thinking, Aurora.

Lincoln: Yeah, she was really prepared after what I did to save her life after Lynn stabbed her, and no one else knew what I became, except for my family after they saw what Adriana did, and I later told Clyde, Liam, Zack, Rusty, and Stella, and they eventually saw the fangs.

Clyde: Yeah, and they weren't fake.

Liam: Yep, Adriana really saved the feller from Lynn's wrath.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Adriana knew it wasn't Lincoln's time, and she saved him, mon. But, what stunned me is that you've been through those near-death experiences and survived.

Me: Us as well, Grim, but that's proof that Lincoln has a ton of Guardian Angels out there looking out for him.

Lincoln: You got that right.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready to head to Koopa's Seaside Soiree in the world of Mario.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man was dressed in the large orange swim shorts with stars, constellations, Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, and elemental forces that Kuēsā gave him, large orange sandals, jewelry, and weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

His harem were dressed in the two-piece bikinis with stars and constellations in their favorite colors that Kuēsā gave them, jewelry, colored sandals, and their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and the kids were dressed in their swimsuits.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?

Thunder Sparkle: We're ready, Dad.

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids headed for Koopa's Seaside Soiree in the world of Mario, and when they arrive at Koopa's Seaside Soiree, it's still as amazing as ever.

Lincoln: Ah, Koopa's Seaside Soiree, it's still as amazing as ever.

Bridget Branley: You said it, and I love the bikinis Kuēsā made for us, along with the swim trunks she made for you, Lincoln.

Thunderbird Apple: And the swimsuits she made for us kids, they're amazing.

Kuēsā Sutādoragon: (Japanese Accent) Thank you, Thunderbird Apple.

Minerva Mink: (Thinking) Though it's not just the swim trunks she made for Linky, she also made an orange speedo with stars, constellations, Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, and elemental forces for him, but that's for another time. (Out Loud) Alright, shall we?

Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dived right into the waters and they began swimming in the waters, and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there. Then, they also were working on their tans in the sun by lying out on towels in the sand, and they also had fun playing some volleyball, and the girls also got an atomic blush when they saw Lincoln lift up the heaviest barbell he conjured up and it weighed up 900,000,000 pounds, and that's just a fraction of just how strong Lincoln's become and he's still becoming. Then, Lincoln, his harem, and the kids had lunch in a picnic area here and it was really amazing. Then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists, and the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared an amazing and passionate super-charged kiss, and the kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home to the World Tree Estate, and back in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Koopa's Seaside Soiree in the world of Mario, and we had fun there.

Girl Jordan: And we even saw him lift up a 900,000,000-lb barbell with only one hand, and we were really blushing like crazy.

Mollie: Well, can we help it, Linky's become a really strong and extremely muscular manly man, and his charm and charisma easily gets a girl's attention. But, we had fun there as always, and the kids also had fun there too.

Thunder Sparkle: You bet we did.

Apple Bloom: And we also had fun with the newborns, before we set them down for a nap.

Scootaloo: You bet, it was a lot of fun.

Sweetie Belle: And we also had some added help from Flurry Heart, who also helped out in taking care of the babies.

Lincoln: Awesome job, girls.

Rarity: Indeed.


Later we were at the park not only for some relaxation but also for some Bonding Time for Yost Reed and Bloom.

Nico: It's Bloom and Yost Reed's turn for some bonding this time.

Me: Yep and we're also going to enjoy ourselves at the park too.

Qin: Yeah it'll be awesome.

Me: It sure will.

Yost Reed: Yeah you guys more than are perfect to rest for this.

Bloom: Yep. Me and Sky are going to have some fun too.

Nico: No problem.

Me: Have fun guys.

Yost Susan: We're coming too, Reed.

Yost Reed: Okay then.

Me: Have fun guys.

They went to have fun and they went to a great picnic for some R&R and fun.

Me: Ahh this is gonna be awesome.

Qin: Boy it sure is.

Simone Honou: I am so ready for this.

Yost Thing: I've never seen Stretch unwind so much like this.

Me: I agree there Ben. But after everything we went through in the Yost Universe they more than earned this.

Yost Thing: You got that right.

Nico: Yeah. So Ms. Frizzle how do you all like being part of the team now?

Ms. Frizzle: It's so amazing guys. I can't wait to see what you all can do.

Me: You will love every second of it.

Lynn: We always do. And I loved watching you guys all the time growing up.

Lori: Me too. Those were literally so awesome.

Wanda: We're so honored though.

Me: Yep.

Yost Susan: Dammit, I can't believe I got so careless and got myself replaced with a Skrull!

Bloom: It's not your fault Susan. But J.D.'s spell was able to flush your Skrull self out and helped you guys destroy her.

Yost Susan: That's true. That spell was really amazing.

Sky: I'll say.

Yost Reed: And thanks to that spell we're free of the Skrull forever.

Bloom: Yep.

Yost Susan: I'm just mad I let my guard down like that. Especially since that Skrull invasion wasn't the first time me and my team fought the Skrulls.

Bloom: It's not your fault Susan. Besides you can always learn from the past to make sure it won't happen again.

Yost Susan: That's true.

Sky: Yeah besides you guys did come out on top with our help.

Yost Reed: Yeah that's true. And J.D. had fun on that one with some unfinished business to do with our world's version of Doom.

Bloom: Yeah.

Yost Johnny: Remember when the Skrulls pretended to be our neighbors?

Yost Reed: I sure do. That was crazy.

Bloom: Wow that is scary.

Sky: Yeah.

Bloom: But at least the Skrull are gone for good.

Yost Thing: I'm just glad we kept Alicia from getting hurt before we got rid of Doom. And I don't care if she stayed with her dad.

Bloom: Me too. That was awesome.

Sky: It sure was.

Yost Reed: Doom had it coming.

Sky: He sure did.

Yost Susan: J.D. really let him have it.

Horsea was eating some M&Ms.

Horsea: Mmm!

Maria: Such a gorgeous day.

Laney: Yeah.

Me: You said it. So peaceful.

Nico: Let's be on the lookout though. No telling when an Another Ranger might appear.

We nodded in agreement.

Camie: Simone it's awesome to have all your friends with us too.

Simone Honou: And I am so happy to have them all with us too.

Qin: Me too.

Me: All their adventures and field trips they go on are so awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure are. And it was awesome going inside Arnold.

Arnold: I knew I should have stayed home today.

Me: Oh Arnold you do learn so much from it all though.

Nico: That's true.

Laney: Yeah.

Nico: You know what you SHOULD'VE done? Not eat so many carrots!

Me: Nico calm down. Arnold learned his lesson.

Nico: (Clears throat) Sorry.

Arnold: Yeah it was awesome though. I got that amazing award though.

Nico: You sure did.

Phoebe: And J.D. and me stayed with Arnold the whole time since he was orange.

Me: Yeah we sure did.

Lana: Where do you find Beta Carotene anyway?

Me: It mostly comes from fruits and vegetables. But carrots have the most of it. Fruits and vegetables like carrots, spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, broccoli, cantaloupe, and winter squash all have the most of it.

Jared: Wow.

Laney: Yeah he's right on that.

Me: Yeah even though carrots are good for your eyes they are full of Beta Carotene.

Arnold: I never knew about that.

Nico: Instead, you should eat apples instead.

Applejack: Yeah apples are good for y'all.

Ed: An apple a day keeps the bus driver away.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Carlos: (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Lola: They are funny.

Eddy: It is true though.

Carlos: Yeah.

Eli: (Senses Something) Uh oh. We got company!

We heard an eerie moan and then a figure came out and we saw that it was ANOTHER OPERATION OVERDRIVE RED! He looked like a scary version of Operation Overdrive Red and had a scary skull helmet!

Me: WHOA! Another Operation Overdrive Red!

Mack Hartford: NO ONE IMPERSONATES ME!

Nico: Oh boy!

Eli: Not good.

Nico: Buddy, put your hands up right now!

Me: This place isn't big enough for 2 Operation Overdrive Red Rangers!

Another Operation Overdrive Red: (In a girls voice) You are gonna give me a good match.

Megan Kiraton: That voice!

It reverted back and revealed a little girl with yellow athletic clothes on and she had a very powerful physique! She had blond hair and yellow eyes.

Megan Kiraton: Sunny! You're alive!

Sunny Kiraton: Megan!? Is that really you!? But I thought dad killed you!

Megan Kiraton: That monster! Dad lied to me! He said you died in an accident!

Nico: That's your sister?!

Megan Kiraton: She sure is. She and I were really close.

Sunny Kiraton: Dad left me far away from you sis!

Megan Kiraton: He abandoned you in a remote place!? After all this time!

Nico: That monster! Now we're really glad that your so-called father got the black gates!

Sunny Kiraton: I heard so much about what happened to dad. He deserved it.

Megan Kiraton: Yeah especially after forcing me to kill mom!

Sunny Kiraton: Megs that is not your fault! He did that to make you suffer.

Megan Kiraton: I know. But I would never do anything to hurt you Sunny.

Sunny Kiraton: I know Megs. I know.

Nico: Did Swartz give you your Ridewatch?!

Sunny Kiraton: He did but now I see that he was lying to me after all this time.

Me: How did you come into contact with Swartz?

Sunny Kiraton: He found me in the middle of the forest and took me in. I was taught all his martial arts moves and so much more and he gave me these amazing powers. But now I see that he was lying to me after all this time. He told me that my sister was killed by my dad and he trained me to avenge her. But I see now that I was only a pawn in all this.

Me: Then you have to get rid of that Ridewatch.

Sunny Kiraton: I can't. It's inside my chest.

Nico: Don't worry. We'll get it. And none of our attacks will kill you.

Me: Yeah.

Sunny Kiraton: Thank you.

She then was enveloped in darkness and speedometers and she turned into ANOTHER OPERATION OVERDRIVE RED!

Me: And without a doubt you will have Drive Weapons that are imbued with all the powers of the Masters of Evil, core and non-core.

Another Operation Overdrive Red: That's right.

She pulled out an ice bazooka and it was for Vexen.

Another Operation Overdrive Red: VEXEN DRIVE SUBZERO!

She fired an ice blast and I fired a wave of fire and the blasts collided and a huge cloud of steam erupted out.v

Nico: (takes out Titanium Man's Ridewatch) We've got cool weapons of our own!

He activated it and got Titanium Man's powers.

Nico: Yeah!

Megan Kiraton: Sorry about this sis. But we're trying to save you.

She spread her Butterfly Wings and flew into the air.

She fired waves of poison explosive dust onto her and it exploded all over the place.

Nico: Nice!

Another Operation Overdrive Red then pulled out an ice cream cannon!

Another Operation Overdrive Red: STRAWBERRY, VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE TECHNICOLOR PHANTOMS DRIVE NEAPOLITAN!

She fired an ice cream blast and it was at Phoebe!

Phoebe: Oh no!

She held out her hand and then to her amazement and shock she fired a blast of fire and it hit the ice cream and evaporated it into nothing!

Phoebe: (Gasp) How did I do that!? Did I just fire a blast of fire from my hands?

Me: Yeah you did. We all have amazing powers.

Eli: It's true.

Phoebe: Wow!

Arnold: Then lets see how she likes this.

He punched the ground and then massive crystal clusters grew instantly in seconds and went at Another Operation Overdrive Red and she jumped into the air.

Nico: Please tell me I can still lick the ice cream!

Me: Nico focus.

Nico: Oh right.

Another Operation Overdrive Red: FRICTOR DRIVE BURNER!

She pulled out a really awesome cannon and fired a beam of red energy and we dodged it.

Yost Thing: It's Clobberin Time!

He went at her and just as he was about to smash her she jumped out of the way.

Me: Kaito, Zocks, we need Zenkaiger power here.

Kaito: (gets out Ryusoulger gear) Already ahead of you.

Zocks: (gets out Kiramager gear) Funny. Didn't expect her to dodge our attacks.

Kaito summoned the Ryusoul Swords and Zocks got the mini Mashins.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Lets see here. I know!

SKOWL THE STARTLING! GRAND DUKE'S OWL MINIONS! BEST MATCH!

Me: OWLS OF SNOWY MIGHT!

I fired a wave of ice and it formed into a bunch of owls and they hit Another Operation Overdrive Red and froze half of her body. Her lower body was frozen!

Nico: That should keep you still while we get the Ridewatch out.

Me: And this will do it.

I fired a blast of energy and it hit Another Operation Overdrive Red and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She was down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and Megan went over to Sunny who was weak and tired.

Sunny Kiraton: (Groans) Man what a massive headache.

Megan Kiraton: But it's over sis. You're safe.

Sunny saw Megan and hugged her and cried hard.

We then saw weapons all over the ground and picked them all up.

Nico: Thank goodness.


Later the Mascots were all at Rolf's farm.

Rolf: Mascots of cuteness!

Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea: Hello, Rolf!

Scratch: Sorry, Rolf! We tried to stop them!

Rolf: So what brings the mascots of Nico the Monkey Boy, Water Girl Maria and May the Ice Flame here?

Nico: They want to have some fun.

BOING BOING BOING BOING!

Poromon jumped on Wilfred's belly.

1993 Mario: Oh, they're having fun, alright!

Me: Funny fun.

[Ed comes onscreen with a jacket full of chickens.]

Edd: "Ed!"

Ed: [remorsefully] "I love chickens, Double D."

Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed."

We laughed!

Poliwag was massaging Victor with his tail.

Ratbat: Poliwag, you sure you should be doing that?

Poliwag: He likes it.

Goat Bleet.

Poliwag: See?

Nico: You did your best Scratch.

Lola: But how did the Mascots even make it here?

Ed: [without opening his mouth, and thus mumbling] "I don't know."

Edd: "Ed."

[Ed shakes his head.]

Edd: "Ed!"

[Ed shrugs.]

Edd: "Goodness, Ed, give it some air, man!"

[Ed opens his mouth to reveal a chicken.]

Horsea and Manaphy were playing with the chickens.

Horsea: Chickens!

Manaphy: Chickens!

May: That's funny.

Maria: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah!

Applejack: YEEHAW! Round up the chickens!

Crosshairs: Are you guys done?!

They stopped.

Horsea: Yeah we're done.

Grounder: Why? I thought they wanted to have fun.

BLANG!

Scratch hit Grounder on his head.

Grounder: OUCH!

Scratch: It was because of you they were let out anyway you peabrained dumbbot!


We were back at the estate.

Roxas: Okay. In the future, don't barge into Rolf's place unannounced.

Nico: Right.

Poromon: Sorry.

Eli: Good.

Nico: Now it's time for our next mission. We found another awesome planet.

Eli: And this one is edible.

Nico: Yep.

Then Titanium Toenail, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Mr. Mittens, Springfield Mafia, Wiggum, Snake, Rich Texan and the Springfield Bullies appeared.

Titanium Toenail: Can me, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Mr. Mittens, Springfield Mafia, Wiggum, Snake, Rich Texan and the Springfield Bullies go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all sure can.

Jimbo: And I hope Rolf wasn't angry with the mascots.

Me: Nah. He knows how special they are to Nico and May and us. Besides they had a lot of fun on his farm.

Eclair: They sure did. It was awesome.

Iron Lung: Good. We're glad.

Titanium Toenail: So what's our mission next?

Nico: We found a planet that's gonna be a good one to see.

Hunch: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next time?

Nico: I'm hoping to do one for Phyrexian Ingester next.

Me: Whoa!

Eli: That's a terrifying one!

Lola: Yeah! That will be awesome to see though.

Qin: It sure will. The Phyrexian Monsters of MTG are scary and cool.

Bronze Kneecap: I wonder which planet is next.

Fat Tony: I'm wondering that as well.

Nico: We're going to find out now. Lets head out.

King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?

Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?

King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got some really bad news: Lee Kanker's escaped from prison, and she's going to try to go after Eddy again!

We gasped in shock, and Luan was really furious.

Luan: WHAT?!

Lincoln checked the computer, and he saw that Lee Kanker indeed escaped from prison.

Marie Kanker-Loud: That three-eyed red-headed freak, I should've known she'd escape from prison yet again.

Luan: If that freak thinks she's going to get her hands on Eddy, she's got another thing coming.

Eddy: What's with that stupid Kanker?! Why can't she just leave me alone?!

Marie: May, I don't have a problem with since we're slowly starting to trust each other again. But Lee I'll never forgive!

Wiggum: Her crimes include destruction of property and rape.

Nico: Yep. She is an absolute monster. And lets not forget assault and battery, arson, kidnapping, murder, and more.

Me: Yeah remember?

I pulled out the paper that lead to the Vengeance Express.

Wiggum: WHOA! Looks like we're adding all those to the charges as well.

Pam: Luan's a much better girlfriend to Eddy!

Lori: She's dead when Luan catches her.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Commander Red, the head of the Red Ribbon Army, and he's come back from the dead, seeking revenge on Goku for what he did to The Red Ribbon Army long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?

Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and Master Goku, you're not going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Commander Red, the head of the Red Ribbon Army, and he's come back from the dead, seeking revenge on you for what he did to The Red Ribbon Army long ago.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Whoa, so not only are we going to deal with that three-eyed red-headed freak, Lee Kanker, but now, we also got the head honcho of The Red Ribbon Army to deal with.

Goku: That's right. The first thing we're doing is putting a stop to Lee Kanker before she tries to get her claws on Eddy again.

Lincoln: Good idea, Master Goku, and I've got a special fate in store for Lee Kanker when Luan gets through with mongrelizing her.

Nico: Ooh, now this I'm going to like seeing. Alright, gang, let's go we got another food planet to explore, and that freak, Lee Kanker, to deal with.

Luan: There's no way she's going to get my man again, she's getting my foot right up her butt.

Lincoln: Yeah.

We went to the ship and we were off.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6641.5: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a mysterious new planet and investigate if any enemies of ours are going to be destroyed.

Laney: I have a feeling this planet is gonna be a cool one.

Ed Cowart: Me too. It'll be awesome.

Ets: It sure will. I'm really looking forward to this one as well.

Runamuck: Are we getting close?

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination,

Nico: On Screen.

We saw that we were there. We had arrived at a beautiful and amazingly cool planet that was rainbow colored and had all the colors of the rainbow.

Me: Wow this world looks amazing from up here.

Ed: It sure does.

Laney: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Well lets land.

Mr. Mittens: I hope it's just as tasty as the last one!

Me: Me too.

We got to landing and when we got out we were greeted by an amazing sight! WE SAW THAT IT WAS A PLANET MADE OF HUGE JAWBREAKERS! IT HAD MASSIVE NUMBERS OF JAWBREAKERS COVERING EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE PLANET AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE! THERE WERE JAWBREAKERS OF MASSIVE NUMBERS OF FLAVORS EVERYWHERE!

Ed, Edd, Eddy and the Cul-De-Sac Kids couldn't believe their eyes!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: A planet made of jawbreakers!

Ravage: There are even bubblegum Jawbreakers!

Nico: Well you can't bite into them.

Ed, Edd, Eddy and the Cul-De-Sac kids got to slurping on them.

Me: Whoa!

Lola: So many jawbreakers!

Luan: Wow! The Ed's are never going to run out of them for like ever.

Legs: Can we try some?

Louie: Don't hog them to yourselves.

Nico: Go for it.

Me: I think these jawbreakers are too big to fit in your mouths.

Luan: Yeah they are as big as basketballs. See?

They saw how big they were and it was true.

Beast Wars Scorponok: But that's just how the Eds like them.

Me: You got that right Scorponok:

Ed: (SLURPING 2 OF THEM)

Eddy: This is good. (SLURPING!)

Edd: (SLURPING)

Rich Texan: I wanna try as well!

He went and tried one but it was too big to fit in his mouth.

Me: But you got to admit though. Seeing a jawbreaker planet like this is awesome.

Qin: It sure is awesome.

Slugslinger: You gotta lick them first.

Rich Texan did so and then it went into his mouth and he was sucking on it. Spit was pouring out.

Rich Texan: (Slurps) Yummy.

Me: (Slurping) Mmm! Yummy is right.

Kearney: Save some for me!

Dolph: I want one as well!

Me: Now now there's more than enough for all of us.

Nico: Yeah. Also we came here for a mission.

Eli: And I have a feeling I know what it might be. I sense that Lee Kanker is here.

We gasped in shock!

Tania: That bitch is here?!

Nico: That stupid Kanker freak!

Eddy: That red-haired three-eyed freak doesn't know how to take a hint!

Me: She needs to be destroyed!

Luan: She must be here for Eddy!

Marie K.L.: And to kill me!

Me: Looks like it.

Nico: She can't be too far away.

Snake: A few more jawbreakers can't hurt.

Nico: Lets load as many of them as we can onto the ship before we go after Lee.

We did so for our Jawbreaker Repository.

We fully stocked up on every flavor.

Nico: There.

Eddy: Now that is perfect.

Nico: Now lets go find Lee.

RD Lisa Loud: By my calculations, it shouldn't take more then 5 minutes to find her.

Eli: And you're right. I sense Lee at 3 kilometers northeast.

Nico: Lets go.

We were off.

Iron Lung: Got any new Ridewatches, Nico?

Nico: Damn right!

Nico got out the Ridewatches for W, WFangJoker, W CycloneJokerXtreme, Joker, Accel, Accel Trial, Skull, Eternal, Nuju's W form, my W form, and 2 new Ridewatches as well as the Megaforce Red Ridewatch and their copies.

Me: The W forms and the Megaforce Red.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Cool.

Nico: Who wants them?

For the copies they were assigned to Celica, Camie, Tsuyu, Kaina Tsutsumi, Ochaco, Kaoruko, Eri, Wendy Marvell, Juvia Lockser, Cana Alberona, Mirajane and Brandish.

For the Originals they were assigned to Sora, Kairi, Takanuva, Tahu, Gali, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Kopaka, Yusei, Akiza and Jack.

Troy: Now, who wants the Megaforce Red ones? Keep in mind that those don't give you access to Ranger Keys.

Nico: Right.

SpongeBob for the original.

Salem for the copy.

Nico: Great!

We found Lee.

Darkwing: Entrance time!

We went at her.

Lee was raging mad and then the spirits the Scumbags and metals of the periodic table appeared and then converged and then in a massive flash of light with the divine singing of angels we came out.

Nico: Hiya Lee.

Lee Kanker growled ferociously seeing us.

Lee Kanker: If it ain't the metalmouthed Boyfriend stealer!

Luan: Sticks and stones three-eyes!

Lee growled more!

Brass Knuckles: Let me tell you something. Your so called husband? He's one of the strongest people we know.

Eddy: And I can now do this!

Eddy teleported and kicked her right in her face and smashed her into a pile of jawbreakers and really hurt her.

Eddy then used his blaster to shoot Lee in the shoulder.

Lee: OW!

Eddy: Take that you freak!

But then Waffle Woman, Titania, Plastique, U-Foes, Dark Turtles, Wrecking Crew, Robo-Roxy, Femme Fatale, Amora the Enchantress and DC Enchantress appeared.

Nico: Waffle Woman, Titania, Plastique, U-Foes, Dark Turtles, Wrecking Crew, Robo-Roxy, Femme Fatale, Amora the Enchantress and DC Enchantress.

Me: Awesome seeing you all here.

Wrecker: Yeah we get around.

Waffle Woman: How does it feel to be on a jawbreaker planet?

Eddy: It feels awesome!

Titania: Glad you like it.

Plastique: After all, it IS one of your favorite foods.

Vector: Besides Chunky Puffs.

Vapor: (to Nico) We heard you and the others went inside Arnold.

Dark Raph: And that he got an award.

Dark Mikey: ORANGE you glad he's back to normal?

Carlos: Hey! I was gonna say that!

Me: You already said that one before Carlos.

Nico: Yeah.

Dark Mikey: Oh sorry

Azald then appeared for another round.

Me: For Round 2, Azald?

Azald: Yep.

Me: Neat.

Azald: This planet is... different. But it's very interesting.

Me: But it's perfect for the Ed's because of their love for Jawbreakers.

Nico: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Tara, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ren, Stimpy, Ripping Friends, Aeleus and Roxas VS Waffle Woman - Nico's rescue


Waffle Woman was first.

Waffle Woman: (to Tara) Not only was Nico's rescue educational. But Simone's friends are finally on the team.

Tara: That was an awesome rescue and everyone had fun on that. Now we can learn more and more about their awesome field trips and what they learned on them.

Applejack: Yeah we sure can. It's so amazing that Simone's friends can actually go right to the source.

Apple Bloom: Boy it sure is. They do it all.

Flashwing: It's so amazing they can do all that.

Ren: Boy it sure is.

Stimpy: It's all really cool. Now we all can go with them and have fun too.

Crag: Yes we sure can. Simone is so lucky to have great friends like the kids of Ms. Frizzle's class.

Waffle Woman: She sure is. Tell Arnold I said congratulations on winning his big award.

Tara: We'll be sure to tell him.

Waffle Woman: Lets do it!

Tara activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.

J.M. SMUCKER AND WAFFLE WOMAN!

Waffle Woman: Ah J.M. Smucker, inventor of Smuckers Jelly.

Tara: Yep. Awesome stuff.

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed her down


Fabia, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ozzy & Drix, Glumshanks and Hunch VS Titania - Us curing Arnold of being Orange


Titania was next.

Titania: (to Fabia) Nico, Cameron, and the others did good curing Arnold of being Orange. There's a moral to that as well.

Fabia: Yep and that is watch what you eat and eat everything in moderation.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure.

Amber Morning: Arnold couldn't stop eating carrots from Sea-weedies because he was a nervous wreck and he ate them by the truckload and then he turned REALLY Orange.

Spotlight: He had a massive case of carotenosis.

Titania: Wow! He really ate too much Beta Carotene.

Ozzy: Thank goodness Carotenosis is harmless. But in Arnold's case it would have gone away in a few months.

Drix: That is for sure Ozzy.

Titania: No kidding. At least Arnold is all better. Lets do it!

Fabia activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.

PRINCESS MARY OF ORANGE AND TITANIA!

Titania: Princess Mary?

Fabia: Princess of Orange back in the 17th Century in England.

Titania: Wow! Didn't know that.

They fired waves of light and smashed her down.


Shope, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Sonic, Tails, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - Lincoln's rescue


Plastique was next.

Plastique: (to Shope) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Mobius. How was it?

Shope: It was great and we took down Patch D'Coolette and he was the even version of Antoine.

Plastique: Whoa!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah that is terrible he was that evil.

Scootaloo: He sure was awful.

Whirlwind: At least he is gone.

Sonic: Yeah that was awful.

Tails: Yep.

Plastique: At least he's gone forever. Lets do it!

Shope activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.

ALFRED B. NOBEL AND PLASTIQUE!

Plastique: The inventor of the Nobel Peace Prize?

Shope: Yep but he didn't just invent the Nobel Prize. He also invented Dynamite.

Plastique: Wow. Didn't know about that.

They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed her down.


Syd Chang, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Dark Magician Girl, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes - Us meeting 13 Half-Elemental Girls


The U-Foes were next.

Ironclad: (to Syd) Heard you guys met 13 Half-Elemental Girls.

X Ray: What are their names?

Syd Chang: You guys will love meeting them. They are Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, And Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental.
Vapor: WOW! That is amazing that there are so many of them! And they all have so many awesome gifts with those elements.
Fluttershy: Oh they are really amazing and beautiful too.

Tornado Bolt: And all 13 of them are Lincoln's awesome guardian angels. We found out a huge revelation from them.

FLASHBACK

Bridget Branley: Whoa, we were right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Brooke Hudson: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, girls, what's this horrible revelations about Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan that could've landed those five in a Russian military school for demonic spoiled brats?

Maya Carina: You're not going to like it, Nico. One day, we were walking through Franklin Avenue, but then, we heard the sounds of smashing objects coming from The Loud House, and we just know that someone's causing a ruckus again. But, then, we heard the sounds of screams of horror and pain, and the sound of cruel laughter, and we knew who it was that made those screams of horror and pain: Lincoln, and the sounds of cruel laughter could only come from the five worse sisters in The Loud House: Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Brooke Hudson: We ran to the Loud House, and we busted the door down, but we soon saw a sight that'd haunt us forever, it was Lincoln, but he was lying on the floor in a huge pool of his own blood, and he had knife wounds all over his body, and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they all had bloody knives in their hands, and they were about to deliver the blow to Lincoln's heart and kill him, and Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud were also badly injured by them.

Astrid Brinkley: And that was the straw that broke the camel's backs, we then charged at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we viciously pulverized them into the dirt and blasted them, and we tied them up in nylon ropes, so they couldn't escape. I healed Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, then, we went to Lincoln, and the extent of the horrible damage they did to him was really bad.

Abnus Abital: We remembered that Varya Pohzar and Adriana Ardelean Dracula gave their blood to save Lincoln, and Lincoln saved Aurora Nightingale's life by biting her on the neck and drinking her blood when she got stabbed by Lynn, and in the whole process, he gained cosmic pyrokinesis, cosmic umbrakinesis and vampire powers, and cosmic cryokinesis and cosmic ictiokinesis, and we all knew what had to be done: we then let Lincoln bite us each on the necks and drink our blood to heal his wounds, and then, we saw the pool of blood left by their attack head back into him, and he became a lot stronger than ever, and he acquired our powers and abilities. Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were furious and threatened if they ever get out, they'll kill him again, but Lincoln roared at them and with his vampire fangs bared and his eyes turned blood red, and frightened the crap out of them.

Abeline Demeter: It sure did, and Laney, Lucy, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud were really furious at them, they threatened to send them to a Russian military school for demonic spoiled brats. But, we had our own ideas: we humiliated Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. By using the Chakra rope thread trick that Kushina had done, we poured five buckets of tar on their heads and covered them all in feathers right in front of the whole school, and everyone was laughing at them, and it sent them on a wild angry ranting and raging, but we also had them put in isolation tanks, and it was so awesome.

Allira Crisiant: Then, Lincoln hugged us, and when we saw tears, we returned the hug and comforted him. That was another near-death experience that Lincoln had to endure at the hands of those five demons.

We cheered wildly for what the thirteen girls did.

Me: Whoa, you girls really saved Lincoln's life and you gave Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan the classic tarring and feathering for what they did, awesome.

Nico: Did anyone else notice the bite marks on your necks?

Aurora Nightingale: Nope, we had them covered up with make-up, so no one would notice them, but we knew Lincoln's bite wouldn't turn us into vampires.

Nico: Smart thinking, Aurora.

Lincoln: Yeah, she was really prepared after what I did to save her life after Lynn stabbed her, and no one else knew what I became, except for my family after they saw what Adriana did, and I later told Clyde, Liam, Zack, Rusty, and Stella, and they eventually saw the fangs.

Clyde: Yeah, and they weren't fake.

Liam: Yep, Adriana really saved the feller from Lynn's wrath.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Adriana knew it wasn't Lincoln's time, and she saved him, mon. But, what stunned me is that you've been through those near-death experiences and survived.

Me: Us as well, Grim, but that's proof that Lincoln has a ton of Guardian Angels out there looking out for him.

Lincoln: You got that right.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Vector: Whoa! That is amazing! Lincoln saved their lives!

X-Ray: What a truly selfless kid.

Stealth Elf: That's Lincoln for you.

Dark Magician Girl: Lincoln is a true angel from heaven that has his own protectors too.

Ironclad: Lincoln is a lucky kid to have such awesome girls to look out for him.

Vector: He sure does. Lets do it!

Syd Chang activated the Eyecons of the U-Foes and Ridewatches that Qin used a while back and got their powers.

Syd Chang: Qin demonstrated your Eyecons earlier and they were awesome.

Vector: Wow! That's great! And those are perfect for us.

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed them down.


Hulk, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tai, Agumon, Kari, Gatomon, Beast Wars Scorponok and Terrorsaur VS Dark Turtles - Yost Reed and Bloom's Bonding


The Dark Turtles were next.

Dark Leo: (to Hulk) I found it very sweet that Yost Reed and Bloom had a chance to bond.

Dark Don: They've earned it.

Hulk: Hulk Happy for Bloom and Reed too. They earned great time together.

Sunset Shimmer: I agree too. And we got to learn more about Simone's friends too.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy we sure did and they were really amazing!

Sunburn: They did all sorts of amazing field trips that dealt with so many awesome subjects.

Dark Raph: I remember seeing this one series of The Magic School Bus on Netflix and that one is where they learned all about the ADVANCED Subjects like genetics and physics.

Tai Kamiya: That is really complicated.

Agumon: It sure is but I think that's so cool that they can do all that.

Kari Kamiya: My dream is to be a kindergarten teacher and I think it's amazing that they are learning all that.

Gatomon: I remember that Kari. That is awesome.

Dark Mikey: It sure is. And we're happy for them that they get to learn so much.

Dark Leo: Me too. Lets do it!

Hulk activated 4 Eyecons and Ridewatches!

TYCHO BRAHE AND DARK LEO!

SUBRAHMANYAN CHANDRASEKHAR AND DARK DONNY

GROTE REBER AND DARK RAPH!

HENRY DRAPER AND DARK MIKEY!

Dark Leo: Who were they?

Sunset Shimmer: Tycho Brahe was known for Inventing the Best Star Catalogue ever compiled and measuring Mars's Orbit with great Accuracy. Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar invented how Star Evolution worked. Grote Reber invented the first ever Radio Telescope and Henry Draper made the first photograph of the stellar spectrum of the star Vega.

Dark Donny: Wow! That's amazing. I didn't know they did all that.

Dark Raph: Yep.

They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Lok Lambert, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew - Us facing Another Operation Overdrive Red


Wrecking Crew was next.

Wrecker: (to Lok) Nico and the others did good facing Another Operation Overdrive Red.

Thunderball: Was it really Megan's sister?

Lok Lambert: It sure was. Her evil father left Sunny out in the woods to die and he lied to Megan saying she died in an accident.

Rarity: What a really repulsive and heartless monster!

Sweetie Belle: Now we're really glad that he was given the black gates.

Gill Grunt: He caused tremendous pain and suffering.

Piledriver: Man WHAT A JERK!

Jack Atlas: You're not kidding there!

Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding! He had no right to call himself a parent!

Bulldozer: Yes indeed.

Wrecker: Lets do it!

Lok activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.

BENJAMIN HOLT AND THE WRECKING CREW!

Wrecker: The inventor of the Bulldozer. Awesome choice.

Bulldozer: I'm honored you're using our Eyecons.

Lok: Thanks.

They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed them down.


Akiza Izinski, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ty, Sly, Shazza, Valon and Tania VS Robo Roxy - The Mascots in Rolf's farm


Robo-Roxy was next.

Robo Roxy: (to Akiza) I heard the Mascots were in Rolf's farm. What did they do there?

Akiza: They had fun playing in the mud and had fun with the animals too. Victor liked the massage Poliwag gave him.

Starlight Glimmer: It was really awesome and cute.

Cozy Glow: It sure was funny too and great.

Hex: I thought it was cute and awesome as well.

Ty: (Australian Accent) We're glad they had fun.

Shazza: (Australian Accent) Thank goodness that Rolf didn't get mad Possum.

Sly: (Australian Accent) Yeah that would not have been good mates.

Valon: (Australian Accent) Not at all mates.

Robo-Roxy: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Akiza activated her eyecon and Ridewatch.

GEORGE D. DEVOL AND ROBO-ROXY!

Robo-Roxy: The inventor of the first early robots. Awesome choice.

Akiza: I figured it would be great for this one.

They fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, bones and flowers and smashed her down.


Alexis Rhodes, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Mimi, Lillymon, Miranda Mureau. Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale - Funny how they were playing there


Femme Fatale was next.

Femme Fetale: (to Alexis) It's Funny how the mascots were playing in Rolf's farm. Hope Rolf wasn't too mad.

Alexis Rhode: No he wasn't thank goodness. If the Ed's have done that it would have been bad.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was really crazy but funny.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it was crazy but funny and they did all kinds of awesomely funny.

Spyro: I agree there. It sure was awesome and funny.

Mimi Tachikawa: Yep he does.

Lillymon: We all are happy that they had fun too.

Miranda Mureau: Yep they sure did have fun too.

Femme Fatale: That's great. Lets do it!

Alexis Rhodes: You might know who this is on this Eyecon.

Alexis activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.

SUSAN B. ANTHONY AND FEMME FATALE!

Femme Fatale: Famous Women's Rights Activist Susan B. Anthony. Good choice! I can't believe I was stealing all her coins.

Alexis Rhodes: Those were strange times back then.

They fired waves of magic and flowers and smashed her down.


Sakura Avalon, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sora T., Birdramon, Zhuqiaomon, Simone Honou, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Enchantress (Marvel) - Lee Kanker Appearing


Amora the Enchantress was next.

Amora: (to Sakura) I can't believe Lee Kanker had to appear. And on a planet of the Eds' favorite foods!

Sakura Avalon: I don't know how that happened which lead to Lee coming here but I think it might have something to do with another force at work.

Pinkie Pie: That's what I was thinking too.

Featherweight: I agree too. It was crazy.

Sprocket: But what Lee Kanker did with the Vengeance Express and the Rapes of Eddy and the Eds was awful!

Sora T.: I agree! And that is just so inhumane!

Birdramon: I don't know how old the Kankers were back then but they are a bunch of REALLY HEARTLESS monsters.

Zhuqiaomon: They have no love at all.

Simone Honou: Yeah they are pure evil to the core. Minus May and Marie that is.

Amora: No arguments there. Lets do it!

Sakura activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch,

BERTIE BOTT AND AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS!

Amora: Bertie Bott the inventor of Bertie Botts EVERY FLAVOR Beans.

Sakura Avalon: Those beans are awesome. They are like Jelly Belly Beans but with numerous other flavors too.

Amora: Yep.

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and magic and fire and smashed her down.


Ilana, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Sakura Avalon, Li, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS June Moone A.K.A. Enchantress (DC) - Lee Kanker can get to Eddy over our dead carcasses


DC Enchantress was next.

DC Enchantress: (to Ilana) Lee Kanker can get to Eddy over our dead carcasses. So, that'll never happen!

Ilana: That will never happen in a million years! No way no how no chance.

Princess Luna: I agree there and we're facing her on a planet made of jawbreakers too.

DC Enchantress: I know. These jawbreakers are massive! I've never seen jawbreakers as big as basketballs before.

Moondust: The Eds love them and so does Leni, Linka and Luan.

Snowdrop: And all of us do too.

Gari: I agree too. They are awesome.

Blackout: It sure is amazing there are so many awesome flavors too.

Sakura Avalon: I wonder how many of them there are.

Li: That is a really good question but from the looks of things there are SO Many of them.

DC Enchantress: They are awesome too. Lets do it!

Ilana activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.

ALFRED WEGENER AND DC ENCHANTRESS!

Dc Enchantress: This inventor of the theory of Continental Drift! How cool!

Ilana: It sure is! When I came to Earth during my home planet's war and time of crisis, I learned so much on so many things.

DC Enchantress: That is really cool.

They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.


Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lily and Lisa VS Azald


Azald was next.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome and good.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of chokers called the Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklaces of Eternal Love, they're a very massive collection of gold choker necklaces with a thunderbird pendant with colored gems for eyes. Once worn on their necks, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Yamato: Lets do it!

Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!

AAAHHAAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!

They transformed and were ready for action!

Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!

Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!

Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!

Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!

Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!

Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!

Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!

All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!

AAAHHAAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!

They turned into the Zyuohgers too!

Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet!

Nico: Yeah! It'll be your undoing!

Azald: (taunting) OOOH I'm so scared!

Nico: You SHOULD BE!

Nico had the Whale Cannon ready to fire and the Rangers had their blaster ready!

Zyuohgers: CUBE BLAST!

Nico: WHALE FORCE BLAST!

They fired a massive blast of energy and power and elements and the blasts all hit Azald and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was blown into pieces!

Nico: Azald you have failed this planet! I know he is going to reform and come back for more though.

Yamato: Yeah.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and faced Lee Kanker.

Me: You will NEVER Have Eddy!

Luan: YEAH YOU THREE-EYED FREAK!

Jake: Lady, Eddy is SO not your boyfriend!

Me: Luan is a much better girlfriend for Eddy than you EVER will be you heartless monster!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!

They turned into the Kiramagers!

Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!

They transformed!

Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!

Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!

Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!

Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!

Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!

Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!

All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Changemen: LETS CHANGE!

They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!

Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!

Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON!

Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!

Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!

Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!

All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!

They transformed!

Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!

Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!

Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!

Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!

Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!

Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!

All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!

Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!

Stacey: DARK CHANGE!

Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.

Poromon: Yeah we love this one!

They transformed.

Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー

Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン

Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン

Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ

Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン

Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー

Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー

All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!

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Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Nico: YEAH!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

We summoned the Goggle V, Ohranger, Magiranger, Goseiger and ToQger and we also summoned the Wizard, Decade, Gaim and Zi-O Riders!

Me: Now for the finisher. (TURNS DIAL) MAGIC STORM FURY!

I summoned Kaos, Tala, Ben Ravencroft, The Sanderson Sisters, Gruntilda and Felix Faust!

Felix Faust: Now this is an awesome world.

Nico: Yep. Lets get her!

Crag: Come on guys!

Ripping Friends, Lincoln, May, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

Luan: You've gone too far for the last time, three-eyes!

Suddenly, something within Luan's mind snapped as memories of what Lee Kanker put Eddy through raced through her mind, as her blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals, she unholstered her massive Sword of Sulis from her back, and as she approached Lee Kanker, she left rainbow energy, light, fairies, and light animals with every step.

Luan: You absolutely make me sick, Lee. You've tormented and tortured all of the kids in the Cul-De-Sac, along with torturing Marie, and all for your dumb sick amusement. (Suddenly Getting Extremely Pissed Off) But, what you've done in putting Eddy through so much horror, pain, and suffering, and constantly going after him..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE FUCKING LINE TOO MANY, YOU THREE-EYED RED HEADED BANSHEE FREAK, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS UNTIL THERE'S NOT A SINGLE TRACE OF YOU LEFT ON THIS UNIVERSE!

We suddenly gasped at the total extent of Luan's fury towards Lee Kanker.

Eddy: Whoa.

Lori: Yikes, Luan's literally exploded like a volcano, and she's right about one thing, Lee Kanker's not getting out of this one alive.

Lincoln: HIT THE DECK! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

We then took cover behind a wall of jawbreakers, and then, Luan screamed like a madwoman and then…

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There was a massive explosion of energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with light, rainbow fire, and light animals surrounding the vortex, there were fairies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Luan Loud emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Luan Loud grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, along with the weighted yellow bands on her biceps and thighs and they now have silver phoenixes on them, and eight large yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Light Kanji in their hands and The Sun above her head emblazoned on her forehead, she has on fairy earrings with yellow gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in her hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the Sun-shaped gold links and yellow crystal links and a yellow fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a fairy with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with yellow phoenix on it, yellow skirt with light animals on it, white leather ankle-length combat boots with suns for the buckles, and a multi-colored long sleeveless trenchcoat with light animals on the coattails and suns on it, and on the back are light animals surrounding The Sun. Suddenly, Luan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large light brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and her cutie mark's on her right shoulder.

Suddenly, Luan's massive Sword of Sulis and the swords she'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, light, rainbow fire, and light animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sulis' Celestial Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the god, Sulis, and Luan's cutie mark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large white angel wings for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold fox heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the fox heads is a large rainbow gem for the pommel, she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold fox head and rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the light animals surrounding The Sun that said, "Luan Loud, Fourth Born and Fourth Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Fourth Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Eddy, Loving Mother of Lensay Loud, Descendant of 17th Century Jester Luan of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Kyūbi, Amazing Member and Talented Prankster of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of Sulis, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light and Laughter"

ルアン・ラウド、ラウド・ファミリーの4番目に生まれた4番目の長男、彼女の多くの兄弟の愛する姉妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する4番目の長女、エディの愛するガールフレンド、レンセイ・ラウドの愛する母、17世紀のジェスター・ルアン・ロックの子孫スコットランドで大声で、モラグ・マクラフリンとキュビの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバーで才能のあるいたずら、スリスの使者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、そして光と娘のマスター

Luan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CELESTIAL SOLARSTORM FAIRY ANGEL OF COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Luan's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Eddy saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But when Lee Kanker saw it, she went ballistic and tried to attack Luan, but Luan blocked her attacks, and she punched Lee and sent her flying into a wall of jawbreakers. Lee got out, and she was even more madder than ever.

Lee Kanker: You beaver-toothed freak!

Luan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Solarstorm Comedic Jester and Divine Solar Love) Now, I'm going to rip you to shreds for what you did, three-eyes!

Luan went after Lee Kanker, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light, rainbow colors, and light animals at Lee Kanker, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, Luan attacked Lee with her new massive greatsword, and she left powerful scars on her.

Nico: Whoa, Luan's really giving it to Lee. But, we can't be left out of the action, let's join Luan and send that freak, Lee, back to where she belongs.

We nodded and went at Lee and beat the living shit out of her!

We were really smashing her all over the place with incredible fury!

Frafdo blasted and smashed her all over.

Crosshairs, 1993 Mario, Ratbat and Scratch used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ratbat's speed and power, Crosshair's speed and rocket grenade launchers And Mario and Scratche's powers and weapons 100-fold.

Crosshairs and 1993 Mario: FIREBALL GRENADE BARRAGE!

Ratbat and Scratch: SCRATCHING BLAST BURST!

Fire of Lori and Bronze Kneecap:: FIRE KNEECAP SHOT!

Steel of Lynn and Brass Knuckles: STEEL KNUCKLE PUNCH!

Water of Leni and Titanium Toenail: LIQUID TOENAIL SLASH!

Plants of Lola and Iron Lung: PLANT WIND SHOT!

Stone of Luna and Mr. Mittens: STONE CAT AVALANCHE!

Ice of Luan and Snake: ICE SNAKE FURY!

Lightning of Lisa and Springfield Mafia: THUNDERSTRIKE MAFIA BLAST!

Dirt of Lana and Wiggum: DIRT DONUT FURY!

Darkness of Lucy and Rich Texan: DARKNESS OF TEXAS BLAST!

Light of Lily and Springfield Bullies: LIGHT BULLY BLAST!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER METAL BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Pinkie Pie, Yumi Davenport, Eddy, Luan and Marie Kanker Loud: JAWBREAKER FIRESTORM BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: Time for Jawbreakers to Fight Back! JAWBREAKER ELEMENTAL STYLE: BUBBLEGUM!

Yuna Kamihara: JAWBREAKER WATER STYLE: BLUEBERRY!

Audrey (Stitch): JAWBREAKER DARK STYLE: BLACK LICORICE!

Entrapta: JAWBREAKER LIGHTNING STYLE: BUTTERED TOAST!

Perfuma: JAWBREAKER NATURE STYLE: CANDIED BEETS!

Frosta: JAWBREAKER ICE STYLE: CHUNKY PUFFS!

Mai Shiranui: JAWBREAKER FIRE STYLE: CURRY SURPRISE!

Hilda: (British Accent) JAWBREAKER FIRE STYLE: CURRY SURPRISE!

Yukiko: JAWBREAKER ICE STYLE: PEACHES AND CREAM!

Chie Satonaka: JAWBREAKER LIGHTNING STYLE: GRAVY!

Shantae: JAWBREAKER MAGIC STYLE: ROOT BEE!

Akko: JAWBREAKER STAR STYLE: PEPPERMINT!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said flavors of jawbreakers!

Lincoln and his harem: JAWBREAKER FINAL SMASH: GIGANTIC JAWBREAKING RAMPAGE!

They fired gigantic jawbreakers of various flavors on Lee Kanker!

The blasts all hit her and smashed her and pulverized her all over the the place! Smashing her down.

?: (Scottish Accent) I will have my revenge on you for what you did to The Red Ribbon Army, Goku!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Goku: I knew there's no mistaking that Scottish Accent from anywhere. You can come out now, Commander Red.

A red-headed man in a suit with the Red Ribbon Army mark came out, and it was none other than Commander Red, the head of the Red Ribbon Army.

Lincoln: So, that's Commander Red, huh? I remembered you telling us about him, and there's no mistaking he's the head of The Red Ribbon Army.

Goku: And the same one who hired that lunatic, Dr. Gero.

Nadine Wendollstein: What?! He's the one who hired that...! (Growls Angrily, jumps into the air and pink hair turns into pink fire) COMMANDER RED, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy: Uh oh!

Suddenly, Nadine Wendollstein's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic, she unholstered her massive Water Magician-themed greatsword from her back and Water Magician's staff, and as she approached Commander Red, she left ocean blue energy, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic with every step.

Nadine Wendollstein: Commander Red, I will never forgive you for your constant attempts to take over the world, and what you did in hiring that deranged lunatic, Dr. Gero. This time, I'll make you never rise again!

Suddenly, Nadine Wendollstein was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with water, magic, and ocean waves surrounding it, there are sea creatures swimming around the vortex and Water Magician flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Nadine Wendollstein emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Nadine Wendollstein grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length pink hair, she has neon blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic surrounding her, she has Water Magician and a red cross in her hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on magician earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Water Magician with blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts. Nadine Wendollstein has on a dark blue cap, pink sleeveless dark blue blouse, dark blue sleeveless top, dark blue skirt, dark blue stockings, dark blue shoes, and long sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic on the coattails, and on the back is Water Magician with ocean waves surrounding her. Suddenly, Nadine Wendollstein felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large pink feathers have ocean blue tips on the feathers. Nadine Wendollstein has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Nadine Wendollstein's massive Water Magician-themed greatsword and Water Magician's Staff began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Water Magician's Mage's Staff of Oceanic Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff with a massive pink globe on top of four green dragon heads with ocean blue gems for eyes on one end of the long dark blue shaft and on the other end of the long dark blue shaft are four smaller green dragon heads with ocean blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the heads is a large dark blue crescent with a pink gem on it, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Water Magician with dark blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem in her hands for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Water Magician that said, "Nadine Wendollstein, Gene-Slammer of Water Magician, Awesome Explorer, Amazing Archaeologist, Awesome Treasure Hunter, and Adventurer, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Sea Creatures, and Magic"

Nadine Wendollstein、水魔術師の遺伝子スラマー、素晴らしい探検家、素晴らしい考古学者、素晴らしいトレジャーハンター、冒険家、愛する守護天使とリンカーンラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして水、海の生き物、そして魔法のマスター

Nadine Wendollstein has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY OCEANIC MAGICIAN ANGEL OF OCEAN MAGIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEAN LOVE!

We were amazed by Nadine Wendollstein's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Commander Red saw it, he was about to attack her, but Nadine Wendollstein fired a powerful dark blue energy blast with water, ocean waves, sea creatures, and magic, and it hits Commander Red and sent him flying into a wall of jawbreakers.

Nico: Whoa, Nadine Wendollstein's transformed, this is going to be one awesome battle.

Me: Hope everyone's ready to get wet.

Lincoln: Wow, Nadine, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Nadine Wendollstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Maelstrom Magician and Divine Oceanic Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we send Commander Red straight to The Black Gates for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Nadine.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Nadine Wendollstein.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Today, The Red Ribbon Army will be nothing more than a forgotten memory.

Nadine Wendollstein and Lincoln went after Commander Red, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Mermaids, Sea Creatures, and Angels at Commander Red, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln slashed at him with his massive greatsword and Nadine blasted him with her new Mage's Staff, and they fired a massive wave of water, and it exploded with incredible power as it hits Commander Red, killing him and as soon as his spirit appeared, they marked his forehead with a kanji and sent him and Dr. Gero, who's in Oblivion, to The Black Gates forever, and they were erased for good. We cheered wildly for what Nadine Wendollstein and Lincoln did as they holster their weapons and power down, and Nadine Wendollstein's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.

Nadine Wendollstein: Now, we're finally rid of The Red Ribbon Army for good. Thanks for helping me take down and destroy Commander Red, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Nadine.

Suddenly, Nadine Wendollstein wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Nadine Wendollstein's face, they kissed passionately as Nadine Wendollstein's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and Water Magician and mermaids singing and ocean waves crashing behind them and we cheered wildly.

Nico: That's the last we'll ever see of The Red Ribbon Army.

Me: You said it.

Luan: And it's the last time we'll ever see Lee Kanker.

Suddenly, Luan then saw that Eddy ran up to her, and they hugged and kissed, and we also cheered wildly for them.

King Kai: (Telepathically) I swear, if I find out the wiseguy who busted Lee Kanker out of prison..., I'm gonna...!

Lincoln: Actually, I found out that Lee Kanker started a riot at the prison by attacking the guards, and she escaped while the warden and the guards had to get the prisoners under control.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Why, that stupid...!

Luan: Ugh, should've known she'd resort to attacking someone out of nowhere, she's really stupid.

Lincoln: She's beyond stupid, Luan. She never uses her brains, all she ever uses is her fists and brute force.

Lee Kanker was badly beaten and Luan went up to her.

Lee Kanker: (Weakly) I will get my man back.

Luan: He was NEVER your man at all!

Luan painted a Kanji on her forehead.

Luan: UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SEALING ART: BLACK GATES!

She was judged by all the spirits of those she killed during the Vengeance Express and she was found guilty and she was fading away!

Lee Kanker: NO! MARIE! HELP ME!

Marie K.L.: You are dead to me Lee! I never want to see you again! And don't you EVER Come back!

Lee Kanker: MARIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOL—- (FADES)

She was gone for good! Luan then powered down.

Eddy: Wow! Luan that was awesome!

Luan: Thanks Eddy.

Bulldozer: Looks like that's the end of the Kanker's reign of terror.

Piledriver: Of course, we'll have other chances to battle versions of them.

Robo Roxy: You're right about that.

Femme Fetale: The Operation Overdrive weapons Nico and the others got really came in handy here.

Bridget Branley: I'm gonna love it here with you guys.

Yumi Davenport: Same with me.

Amora: You girls won't regret it.

Poromon: Let's celebrate at Rolf's place!

DC Enchantress: You two better not mess with the animals again!

Poliwag: Okay we won't!

Nico: Good. But this was awesome! The Kankers will never terrorize the Eds again.

Ed: We're finally free.

Edd: Thank goodness.

Eddy: Yeah. Those monsters are gone forever.

Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.

Marie K.L.: Good riddance.

Nico: Yep.

Eddy: (To the viewers) This was an awesome and amazing adventure everyone. And we have more than enough jawbreakers to last forever.

Me: Boy we sure do. As long as you all don't eat to many of them.

Eddy: True.

Arnold: But we're going to love being part of you guys.

Phoebe: Boy we sure are.

Wanda: Yeah! We're not longer measly wimps!

Nico: Yeah! Lets go home.

We got to the ship and went back home. Later that night on TV we were watching the news.

News Reporter: And in other news our top story is a new law was signed into effect by the President and it was called the Anti-Queen Bee Mean Girl Act. You remember seeing those Queen Bee mean girls in movies right? Well those are going to be a thing of the past with this law. Anyone that is a Queen Bee Mean Girl is gonna be going through a very thorough background check and any of them that has done so much bad will be prosecuted with intense jail time and given reformatory classes until deemed fit for society. Anyone that has had problems with these girls in the past and are going through right them right now should report in immediately.

Me: Good at least my law idea got passed and signed into effect.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Lincoln: Yep. Queen Bee Bullies are nothing but heartless bitches.

Lola: Yeah they sure are and they don't care about anyone but themselves.

Me: Nope. They think they are so much better than everyone else because they come from high class lifestyles and that they can get away with just about anything. No matter how bad and are far above the law. Well I can assure you that not even they are above the law.

Nico: What a bunch of heartless monsters.

Me: Yep. Now those bitches are looking at me saying 3 words to them: KISS! MY! ASS!

Nico: Nice.

Lincoln: Scum like them are not welcome at all.

Nico: Nope.

We later went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ingrid Third, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, are heading to Camp Wawanakwa and we're going to battle HEATHER who is out for revenge and also Gwen is going to EXPLODE IN POWER AS SHE TRANSFORMS INTO HER MOST POWERFUL EVER! And this time we're going to make sure she gets the Black Gates and we're also going to face Another Ranger. It's going to be Another Zenkai Red! That one is gonna be a shocker! And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Phyrexian Ingester named Dorothea Qinsley. Dorothea is one of Nico's friends and partners from eating challenges. She and Nico have done it all and even ate and won in some of the most awesome eating challenges. She is known for having an incredibly big and huge appetite. She eats HUGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD and there is no stopping her appetite. She also has a trait that is amazing. She eats large quantities of food and doesn't get fat at all. She gets thinner every time. She has a supermodel body many women envy. But she is also a deadly fighter too. Any queen bee girl better watch out. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Detroit, Michigan, and Lincoln and his group are going to have some fun exploring Detroit, but they're also going to destroy Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, who've come back from the dead after they were destroyed last year and they're out for revenge again. Rayne's going to transform, and we're going to make sure those evil vampires never come back again. And they're also going to meet a Knight of the Red Lotus Gene-Slammer named Rosie Davis, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from North Dakota, she's a master at swordfighting, an expert in the wilderness, and skilled in survival tactics and techniques. She and Lincoln have gone out into the woods many times and she's also helped in teaching him survival skills, and she's also taken on the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath. Get ready for a battle with Earth and Broccoli as we go to a planet of Broccoli! But little do we know that this is gonna be the homeworld of the Broccoloid Empire from the Powerpuff Girls episode Beat Your Greens. This chapter next is gonna be a sequel to chapter 677. They are gonna be going to mobilize a massive strike force to get revenge on all of Earth for what happened back then. This time we destroy those evil broccoli aliens once and for all.

See you all tomorrow.