This chapter is a sequel to chapter 677
On the island of Wawanakwa in Lake Huron was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ingrid Third, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome rescue. We got word that a mysterious and evil dark force snapped Heather out of her curse and has sent her on the warpath to get revenge on all of us for humiliating her in the past as well as ruining her entire well being. But she brought all this on herself. Now we're going to make sure she never comes back.
Me: I can't believe that Heather is back!
Lincoln: But that shouldn't be possible! Those curses I made were not made to be removed.
Me: This must be another minor contingency plan made by the Church of Necrom.
Nicholette Torrington: Damn that Damian! He just always has a backup plan for everything.
Me: Well this time we're not going to let Heather come back. Nico I hope you don't have a problem with her getting the Black Gates.
Nico: Not at all.
Gwen: I've had it with that snobby bitch to last an infinite number of eternities.
Me: I think so many people in all of Canada have especially with all the revelations we've heard from Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: Yeah. She deserves the black gates for everything she did.
Me: I agree there.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Ingrid.
Ingrid Third: No problem Nico. It's gonna be amazing going with you on the rescues.
Brittney: Even though we all have you with us it's awesome that you are with us now.
Ingrid Third: It's true
Nico: Ingrid, remember when we first met you and Fillmore?
Ingrid: I sure do. That was so amazing.
Me: Boy that was awesome. I'll never forget that. I noticed that all the crime scenarios you all do are all not only crimes that we fight on a daily basis but also everything you do is very reminiscent of the show Law & Order.
Laney: That's a great show.
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
Lily: I love great detective shows.
Twilight Sparkle: That is a cool show.
Fu: It sure is. But what does S.V.U. stand for again?
Me: Special Victims Unit. That's a team that covers cases involving rape, incest and all that crap.
Fu: Oh man.
Nico: Yeah.
Ingrid: It sure is like Law & Order though.
Twilight Sparkle: Can you tell us what that's like?
Me: Sure. That was on the day before April Fools Day in 2020.
I went over the events of chapter 1022.
FLASHBACK
Part 1: The Legendary Willow Maiden
In the middle of the forest, me and Xerneas were riding through the forest on my Rapidash. We saw the beautiful serenity of the forest with the trees, birds, animals and plants. It was so beautiful.
We were enjoying the beauty of life. We stopped and saw everything in the forest.
Me: (Inhales) Ahh. It's so beautiful out here.
Xerneas: It sure is J.D. It's so glorious and majestic and full of life.
Me: It sure is. Just like you Xenia.
Xerneas: Thank you.
Then I heard something. It sounded like singing.
Me: Wait. Hear that?
Xerneas: I sure do. It sounds like singing.
Me: Could it be?
We saw a beautiful Willow Tree and it was a magnificent tree. We went up to the Willow Tree and we saw a beautiful girl with red hair and emerald green eyes and she was singing beautifully. We stood in front of a ring of red toadstools.
Me: Wow. Are you the Willow Maiden?
Willow Maiden: I sure am. It's an honor to meet you J.D. Knudson and you too Lady Xerneas.
Me: Same to you. What is your name?
Willow Maiden: My name is Nerri.
Me: That is a beautiful name. My friend Laney sang a song about you.
Nerri: Wow. I'm honored she would sing about me.
Me: Would you like to come with me to live at the estate and be with us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Nerri: I wish I could come with you but I cannot leave this place. I am forever bound to this tree. I cannot leave this tree.
Me: I see. But maybe there is a possibility that we can move your tree to our backyard.
Nerri: How can you do that?
Me: I have the power to do that without damaging your tree.
Nerri: I would like that.
Xerneas: It just might work.
Me: Okay. Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and beamed the whole tree with Nerri and us to the estate backyard. It was perfect for her and it was the perfect place for Nerri to call home.
Me: Here we are.
Nerri: Wow! It's beautiful. It's amazing that you all have a city made of plants and everyone is amazing.
Me: Thank you Nerri.
Xerneas: Our city is a wonderful place to call home as long as Team Loud Phoenix Storm is there to protect it.
Me: I think you will love calling our backyard home.
Nerri: I know I will.
Me: I'm gonna meditate now Xenia.
Xerneas: Okay J.D.
Xerneas went back inside and I sat in front of the tree in a lotus position and meditated. It was a beautiful sight to see me meditate in front of a Willow Tree.
Me: Ooooooooommmm...
Nerri: Wow.
I had my aura flare up and it was overflowing with beautiful life energy and getting stronger by the second. All of nature was reacting to it with incredible power.
Me: Ooooooooommmm...
Part 2: A Wedding of Hearts
In our backyard it was time for the awesome wedding of Sora and Kairi. We were all dressed up in really nice clothes and Sora was dressed in an all white version of his KH3 clothes and it was a beautiful sight. We had all of our friends that Sora knows from all of the worlds that we visited and Sora's mom and friends from his island and Twilight Town were with us. We also had the Masters of Evil with us because they were all invited. They had a soft spot for weddings. It was gonna be an awesome wedding. With us was another one of Hunter's friends from the United Arab Emirates, Lateefa al-Dada, she has tan skin, long dark black hair with a red headband, roman nose, straight eyebrows, same age as Leni, wears a red Abaya, wears black Tamashee. Her powers are Fire, Scorch, Wind, and Magnet Release.
Lola: Wow. You are really pretty Lateefa.
Lateefa: (Arabic Accent) Thank you Lola. It's an honor to be part of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Hunter told me so much about all of you.
Hunter: (German Accent) It's great to have you here as well.
Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) Same here.
Matthias: (German Accent) Ja.
Me: Sora, I am so happy for both you and Kairi.
Sora: Me too J.D. But I'm really nervous.
Me: Don't be man. You can do it.
Magnet Man: We seem to be on a roll with weddings lately.
Nico: I know.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) Sora, I think-a you've pretty much earned this.
Cana: It's so beautiful seeing a person get married.
Varie: It sure is Cana.
Lucy Heartfilia: I love weddings. They are so beautiful.
Juvia Lockser: I am so excited.
Tsuki: Me too. My boy looks so amazing.
Aqua: He sure does and I am so happy for my bro.
The wedding march was on and we saw Kairi come out and she was dressed in a beautiful wedding dress. She had a white tube top with flowers on it and her bridal veil had flowers and she had a beautiful white wedding skirt. She looked like a true angel from heaven.
Sora: Wow.
Me: Kairi is so beautiful in that dress.
Sora: She sure is.
Lady Tsunade came out and she was the priest for this.
Lady Tsunade: Good afternoon everyone. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to join this man, and this woman in holy matrimony. Not to be entered into lightly, holy matrimony should be entered into solemnly and with reverence and honor. Into this holy agreement these two persons come together to be joined. If any person here can show cause why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace. Marriage is a sacred union between husband and wife and shall remain unbroken. It is the basis of a stable and loving relationship and is a joining of two hearts, bodies and souls. The husband and wife are there to support one another and provide love and care in times of joy and times of adversity. We are all here today to witness the joining in wedded bliss of Sora Kiyo Raiga and Kairi Hikari Lincoln. This joyous day celebrates the commitment and love with which Sora and Kairi start their lives together. Through God, you are joined together in the most holy of bonds. Who gives this woman in holy matrimony to this man?
Tsuki and Aqua: We do.
Me: Aqua is representing Sora's dad because he is not here. She is Sora's big sister now.
Lady Tsunade: I understand. Do you, Sora Kiyo Raiga take Kairi Hikari Lincoln to be your lawfully wedded wife and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?
Sora: I do.
Lady Tsunade: Do you, Kairi Hikari Lincoln take Sora Kiyo Raiga to be your lawfully wedded wife and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?
Kairi: I do.
We exchanged the Wedding Rings.
Lady Tsunade: The wedding ring is an unbroken symbol of the everlasting love and commitment between man and wife. (Hands ring to groom.) Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed.
Sora: With this ring, I thee wed. (Sora placed the ring on Kairi's finger)
Kairi With this ring, I thee wed. (Kairi placed ring on Sora's finger)
Lady Tsunade: What God has joined together, let no man put asunder. With the power vested in me by the grace of God and the state of Michigan and the city of Gotham Royal York, I now hereby pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Sora and Kairi kissed and we cheered wildly for them.
Offroad: I can't believe this is actually happening!
Later we had the reception.
Me: Congratulations Sora and you too Kairi.
Nico: We're so happy for the both of you.
Kairi: Thanks guys.
Aqua had tears of joy.
Aqua: (Crying) My little bro is now an amazing husband.
Tsuki: (Crying) My little boy is all grown up! (Crying!)
Me: I'm so proud of him. We've been through so much.
Vypra: I'm happy for him though.
Me: We are too Vypra.
Sideswipe: (to Vypra) Don't suppose you'd like to tell us who you're sending to fight us on our next mission.
Vypra: Now, you know I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Me: Even villains like to have surprises in store.
Sideswipe: I see.
Nico: I'm just so happy for Sora and Kairi.
Me: We all are buddy.
Qin: It is so beautiful seeing Kairi and Sora together. They have been through so much on their adventures.
Lincoln: They all have. It's so amazing.
Aerrow: I am so happy for them.
Piper (Storm Hawks): Me too.
Cat: We all are Piper.
Dog: You said it Cat.
We had a wonderful reception and Nerri got to join the fun. She may be bound to the willow tree, but that doesn't mean that she can't join in on some fun.
Part 3: Crime is Afoot at Gotham Royal York Middle School.
IN GOTHAM ROYAL YORK MIDDLE SCHOOL'S WAR ON CRIME, THE WORST CRIMINAL OFFENDERS ARE PURSUED BY THE DETECTIVES OF THE MAJOR CASE SQUAD. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN!
We were over at Gotham Royal York Middle School and it's also now merged with X Middle School. With us was lead detective of the School Safety Patrol Cornelius Fillmore and his best friend and fellow Goth Girl, Ingrid Third.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Officer Fillmore.
Fillmore: You can just call me Fillmore. But thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Fillmore: Also congratulations to both you and Kairi, Sora.
Sora: Thank you.
Fillmore: While you guys do your job in fighting bad guys, I do mine by keeping X Middle School clean of any criminal activity.
Ingrid: We all do.
Lucy Loud: I think that is really cool.
Brittney: I think so too.
Ingrid: Maybe you guys can help us with this case. Somebody's been shredding important projects.
Me: Looks like we got a case of Serial Shredding. Usually we go after serial killers but this is an unusual form of murder.
Nico: We'd like to help. (to me and the Loud Kids) That means certain individuals have to keep their cool. If they have a problem, I'll pummel them with my club!
Me: Don't worry Nico. We are doing what we can.
Ingrid: What does he mean by that?
Me: We have anger problems. Clyde's therapist recommended us going to a Buddhist temple to help keep our anger in check through meditation.
Hunter: Ja. Und its been really helpful for them.
Lateefa: I heard about that.
Fillmore: I see. I'm glad it's working for you.
Me: Thanks Fillmore. Also Nico is now our Chief Enforcer. Whenever we show signs of anger, he will whack us with his club.
Erza Scarlett: Kind of like how I enforce Fairy Tail.
Me: And you do a great job at it Erza.
Erza Scarlett: Thanks.
Lincoln then saw something coming!
Lincoln: Fillmore! Look out!
He grabbed Fillmore and dodged him out of the way as I was hit by a mess of chocolate.
Me: (Slurps) Mmm. Chocolate.
Maria: You ok?
Fillmore: Aside from nearly getting squished by chocolate, I'm fine. Thanks Lincoln. I owe you one.
Lincoln: You're welcome.
I washed myself off.
Me: What clues do we have so far that can lead us to the Serial Shredder?
Fillmore: Our fellow officer, Profiler Frank Bishop is looking into it.
Frank Bishop: I found something.
Frank came up to us.
William: Frank, do you have any clues that indicate if the shredder is being helped by two of our enemies?
Frank Bishop: As a matter of fact I do. The Shredder is my sister Francine and she is not alone. She has 8 people with her.
Maria: Okay. So we know the culprit. But we still don't know who's helping her!
Frank Bishop: One has a hoodie and has strange light blades for hands.
Me: That's Shiv!
Qin: Who is Shiv?
Maria: He's one of my former comrades in the Meta-Breed.
Maria went over his history.
Shiv was a metahuman who could create weapons of energy from his hands. Getting his 'nom-de-crime' from a shiv (a kind of bladed weapon), Shiv is the immature jokester in the Meta-Breed; in fact, when he encountered the Joker, he tells the villain "Big fan, big fan...". He has been described as insane by both fans and creators of the show and comics. Shiv may be one of the many Bang Babies whose mental health was affected by the Big Bang, but this is never confirmed; he may simply just be an eccentric, childish jokester. Shiv's powers enable him to generate "light energy", which he could blast at opponents, and fashion into weapons which he could hold, throw, or fashion around his arms and hands—giving rise to his new alias; 'Shiv'. Shiv is assumed to have either returned to normal, or is now among the re-infected Dakota's Bang-Baby population at the end of the series
Qin gesped.
Qin: Whoa! That is crazy!
Me: So Vypra recruited Shiv into her forces. Anyone else?
Frank Bishop: Yeah. I saw that he had this weird Spider freak.
Me: That's Webstor. He was one of Skeletor's minions.
I went over his history.
Webstor is reused in the 2002 relaunch of the Masters of the Universe cartoon series by Mike Young Productions. He was also intended for the new toy line, but the line was cancelled before his figure could be released. In 2007 NECA with The Four Horsemen released a "stacion figure", an action figure without movable limbs, of Webstor. The writers of the new show showcased him as more of a freelance villain rather than another member of Skeletor's evil team.
Webstor's design was modified quite considerably from the old, to appear more spider-like, with a thinner frame, six equally-sized eyes (the original Webstor had multiple eyes, but they were smaller than his "normal" eyes), and additional spider-limbs. He receives a subtle introduction in the episode "Snake Pit", in which we see only a close-up of his eyes as he is awakened by Kobra Khan entering the cavern beneath Snake Mountain. A nod to old-school fans, this appearance immediately stirred intense debate among fans over whether the 'spider' was Webstor or just a regular giant spider. He went on to receive a full introduction in the episode "Council of Evil, Part 1", in which he is a hired member of Skeletor's council of evil, composed of independent evildoers from across Eternia. The episode does not show us how exactly he met Skeletor, leaving us to assume that Skeletor just encountered him in the caverns beneath Snake Mountain and adding an aura of mystery to his character. Portrayed as a silent and subtle villain who spends most of his time lurking in the shadows, he is seen to capture Stratos by entrapping him in his web, spun in the hollow of the Eye of Zarcane within the Mystic Mountains. In the second part of the 3-part epic, he uses his webbing to steal the Sword of Power itself from Prince Adam, leaving him with no way to become He-Man and capturing Teela.
In the concluding episode of the 3-parter, "The Last Stand" which begins season 2, Webstor declares that he will remain allied with Skeletor upon the defeat of the Council of Evil, when other members desert Skeletor. He is only seen in one episode thereafter.
In "Web of Evil" he is the main villain, stealing the substance Ambrosia from Buzz-Off's people, the Andreenids, to provide him with extra power and thus allowing him to spawn hundreds of deadly spiders, which he sets upon the Masters. The name of his species is given by Buzz-off in this episode calling him an Arachna, whose physiology is very similar to the Andreenids. After his Ambroisa-enriched eggs are subsequently stolen by the Snake Men, Webstor is brutally beaten by them and collapses dead on the ground, the only member of the regular cast ever to be killed off in a He-Man episode. However, his death is depicted in an ambiguous manner so that fans are led to debate over whether he is dead or unconscious, and it was only when Ian Richter of Mattel answered the fans' questions on the that it was confirmed that Webstor did indeed meet his end. It is possible that his death may have been deliberately shown in this uncertain manner, so that the writers could be left free to bring Webstor back if they chose to include him in future episodes. The series was canceled three episodes later, so Webstor remained dead.
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Anyone else?
Frank Bishop: Yeah. He had 5 more people with him. They looked a lot like Mystery Inc. except they had Glowing Red Eyes and they lifted up a whole science fair project like it was a piece of paper.
Me: (Gasp) The Mystery Inc. Evil Clones!
Qin: Who are they?
Me: They were lead by an old friend of ours named J.C. Chasez. He was a friend of ours in school. Until he got jealous.
He began a long-term relationship with Rachel, an old girlfriend of Shaggy Rogers, after she had won an online dating competition, Win a Date with J.C. However, after a year of hearing Rachel talk about Shaggy's feats, he planned to discredit him.
He formed the gang's evil impersonators (Chasez dressed up in an "evil" Scooby-Doo mask and costume) and went around Coolsville framing them. Later, after the police and the Mystery Gang went to his cabin to find the missing teenagers, J.C was quickly attacked by the mob of teens who recognized him, with Rachel in vain trying to protect him. One of the teens ripped off a piece of his shirt and hair, much to his discomfort, to which the police got him into a police car for protection.
Me: When his ex-girlfriend Rachel started to discredit Shaggy, he was jealous and he swore to get revenge. He and 4 extras from Hollywood dressed up as Mystery Inc. to frame them for crimes they didn't commit so that the real Mystery Inc. would rot in prison. Luckily their plan didn't succeed and we busted them. J.C. wanted to ruin Mystery Inc. forever. They got 20 to 40 years in prison for their crimes.
Qin: Geez! And I'll bet they got life because of the conspiracy and are now in the Uranus Prison.
Me: Bingo. After the conspiracy was thwarted, we had all of Mystery Inc.'s enemies all moved to a prison of higher security. We chose the Uranus prison for it. They will never see the light of day again.
Rachel S.D.: Good riddance.
Aylene C.: Serves them right.
Me: Yep.
Nico: J.C. Chasez, you have failed this world.
Me: Yep.
Frank Bishop: Also there was a man with brown hair and he looked like a Principal.
Me: That's Principal Seymour Skinner.
Bart Simpson: He's the disgraced principal of my former school Springfield Elementary.
Me: And one of the co-conspirators of a major national corruption conspiracy that destroyed Springfield, Oregon.
Fillmore: Whoa! I saw that on the news. You had a press conference for that.
Me: Yep. Springfield, Oregon was now forever labelled as the Most Hated Town in the world. Everyone is grateful that we destroyed it and reduced it to a radioactive crater.
Ingrid: I would not want to live there.
Me: No one ever wants to ever again.
Vallejo: I'm gonna go face them.
We gasped.
Hay Lin: Vallejo, you're going to Frank's house by yourself? Are you crazy?!
Me: That's right. You can't handle this by yourself. We're going with you.
Vallejo: No. I'll handle this.
He left.
Me: We got to go with him.
Fillmore: I agree. He won't handle this by himself.
Me: Lets do it.
We followed Vallejo from the shadows.
At Frank Bishop's house we were watching from the shadows.
Frank Bishop had a portable paper shredder in his hands.
Frank Bishop: You're the Shredder aren't you!?
He threw the shredder onto the ground.
Vallejo: Frank? What the?
Frank Bishop: You got your friends to do your dirty work. You had them shred their own stuff. They weren't traumatized. They were acting.
Francine: Frank, I think you've been drinking a little too much fake fruit juice.
Frank Bishop: Bernice was right-handed. So her shreds tilted to the right! And Lorenzo was left-handed. So his shreds tilted to the left.
Francine: So what!? I had nothing to do with it!
Frank Bishop: What about your little distraction at the science fair? You did a great job of botching the stakeout.
Francine: Frank, I really don't...
Frank Bishop: Alphabetically you were next on the list. That's when it hit me. The actors are your friends. You're female, and your motive was revenge. And finding that shredder in your room confirmed everything!
Vallejo: But where does the revenge fit in?
Francine: I hated you for what you did to my brother! He was rotting away!
We were listening in.
Me: That little brat.
Lola: How could she do such a terrible thing?
Me: She's a true psychopath.
Nico: Shh.
Francine: I couldn't just sit back and watch that happen! I created the Shredder to give Frank purpose and to take yours away.
Frank Bishop: Francine, I can't let you just...
She pushed them into a dungeon cell in an ice tower and locked the door.
Francine: You'll thank me later Frank! As for you Vallejo, your hearing starts in 20 minutes. Kiss your 2nd term as junior commissioner goodbye!
Fillmore: Your Phoenix Cry generates heat, right?
Lola: Of course. Why?
Nico: (sighs) I can't believe I'm saying this but charging in with a Phoenix Cry right now could melt the ice prison Frank and Vallejo are in.
Me: Lets do it.
A massive explosion of fire blasted in the sky and melted all the ice as a Phoenix Cry was heard and we landed in front of Francine. I put a force field around the area of Francine's backyard to make sure she doesn't escape.
Fillmore: That's cold baby! Real cold!
Ingrid: Hand over the key Francine.
Francine: NEVER! Kill them!
Me: It's over Francine.
Sheila: Francine Bishop, you're under arrest!
Sheila grabbed her and cuffed her and we saw SHIV, WEBSTOR and the EVIL MYSTERY INC.!
Me: Long time no see Shiv, Webstor and evil Mystery Inc.
Webstor: (to He Man) Who knew that the Mighty He Man is actually a scrawny teenager?
Me: Looks like the secret is out.
Bart: You are looking really well Skinflint.
Skinner: It's Skinner, Bart. And you are going back to school in Springfield where you belong!
Bart: I don't think so!
Shiv: (Points light blade at Vallejo's neck) Uh uh uh. Take one more step and the kid loses his head. You think we're gonna play fair?
Maria: You always did have a knack for being the biggest fuckpot of them all Shiv. That's why I hated your guts.
Ingrid: Guys, you really think it's smart to piss off the meta with light blades and the walking spider in front of us?
Shiv: She really pissed us off!
He let go of Vallejo and Lynn punched Shiv in the face and kicked him in the mouth!
Me: We'll handle this. Sheila, make sure that Francine doesn't get away. She's gonna answer for her crimes by the time we're done here with these clods.
Sheila: Okay.
Webstor just webbed Lucy up.
Webstor: Get yourself out of that, Loud!
Lucy Loud was enveloped in an aura of black lightning and burned her way out.
Lucy Loud: Usually Leni would hit you all over right now.
Webstor: Yeah she would.
Troy: Since you guys aren't the real Mystery Inc, we won't feel bad about hurting you!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Samurai!
The Megaforce Rangers transformed into the Samurai Rangers.
Me: Lets get them!
We went at them.
Battle 1: Shiv.
Lynn, Sandman and Clayface were facing Shiv.
Lynn: I'm gonna pulverize your face in until there is nothing left.
Shiv: Ooh I'm so scared!
Lynn: You should be. Because I have a new transformation.
Lynn then was enveloped in a massive vortex of fire and lava and we felt her power increase at an astronomical rate and it was incredible! When the vortex faded, Lynn was forever changed. She looked like she was Lori's age and she had longer hair in a ponytail, volcano earrings, wings made of pure lava and and rock and she had a red jersey with a volcano on it and she had the Number 1 on it and she had red sports pants and black boots. She also had a sword of pure lava and she had the kanji for Lynn Loud, Volcanic Olympic Athlete on her pant leg. リン・ラウド、火山オリンピック選手 She was now a SUPER ANGEL 20,000 VOLCANO FORCE DRAGON!
Lynn: (Older Voice) Now you will see how dangerous I can be not just in sports but in fighting as well.
Shiv: Bring it you bitch.
Lynn: If you were my dark self, you wouldn't last even 10 seconds.
Lynn unsheathed her sword and she charged at him and they clashed and the power of Lynn's sword blew him back with the force of a volcanic eruption sent him crashing into the Force Field and it electrocuted him.
Shiv came at Lynn and she punched him in the face and knocked out one of his teeth and she slashed him and burned his chest open. He screamed in pain from being cut and badly burned. Lynn kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach with deadly force and he belched up a huge amount of blood.
Sandman: Whoa! That was amazing!
Clayface: Lynn has really changed into an amazing fighter.
Sandman: Lets help her.
Clayface: Right!
They did so. Sandman formed his hand into a hammer and smashed it onto Shiv's head and Clayface formed his hand into a mace ball and smashed it into Shiv's stomach and Lynn smashed her fist into his head and knocked him out.
Lynn: Whoa!
Sandman: Lynn you look awesome like this.
Lynn: Thanks Flint. I wonder what Lightning would think?
Lightning: I would say "SHA-BLAM! You look incredible Lynn!"
Lynn: Thanks Lightning.
Battle 2: Webstor
Lucy, Demona and Riku were facing Webstor.
Lucy Loud: You are not going to wrap us up in web ever again.
Webstor: This time I will kill you.
Lucy was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and her power was increasing dramatically. Lucy then transformed into her Super Angel 20,000 Darkness Vampire Raven and this time she had a pitch black sleeveless trench coat on and it had the kanji for Lucy Loud, Dark Vampire Empress of the Netherworld on the back. 冥界のダークヴァンパイアエンプレス、ルーシーラウド
Lucy Loud: (Older Voice) I'm not the same as I was when we fought the last time on Eternia.
Webstor: So you have a new form. Won't save you though.
Without warning, Lucy kicked him in the face and slashed his spider legs off and she fired blasts of black lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Demona punched him all over and blasted him with dark energy and Riku slashed him with his keyblade and cut him and burned him all over.
Rocky (Loud House): Whoa! Lucy you look amazing!
Lucy Loud: Thanks Rocky. It brings out the darkness inside me and makes me one with the darkness.
Demona: You do look amazing Lucy. A true warrior of the night.
Riku: Indeed you do.
Battle 3: Principal Skinner
Bart and Dana were facing Principal Skinner.
Dana (LH): You make me sick Skinner. You have no love for any one of the kids of Springfield at all! It's one of the reasons why Springfield was completely destroyed in the first place!
Skinner: The kids of Springfield had no future to begin with!
Bart: All you ever cared about was money.
Dana (LH): And for that you will pay.
Dana was then enveloped in a massive vortex of ice and snow and we felt her power increase exponentially and then when the vortex faded, Dana was forever changed. She had longer hair in a ponytail and she had snowflake earrings and she had blue, purple and sky blue snowflake bracelets and she had a snowflake t-shirt with lightning on it and she had blue pants and she had a sleeveless trench coat that had ice and a raging blizzard all over it and it had the kanji for Dana - the Subzero Freezing Hurricane on the back. ダナ-氷点下の氷点下のハリケーン Dana also had a sword with a blade made of pure ice. She also had angel wings made of pure ice and snow.
Bart: WHOA! Dana you look incredible!
Dana (LH): (Older Voice) I sure do Bart. Now it's time for this disgraced Vietnam War Veteran to hit the curb.
Dana punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and she punched him in the nose and broke it and she slashed his chest and froze him with her ice sword and he screamed in pain as he was being freezer burned with ice and Bart kicked him in the face and threw a spiked dodgeball into his face and it slammed into him.
SMASH!
It hurt him really bad and more.
He was knocked down.
Dana: That felt really good.
Bart: It was awesome putting Weiner Skinner in his place.
Dana laughed.
Bart: I have an idea.
Bart held up Principal Skinner.
Bart: Carve into his forehead with your sword "I am A Fucking Weiner."
Dana (LH): I like how you think Bart.
Dana carved what Bart said into his forehead with her sword and she also carved a hot dog with Skinner's face on it into it as well.
Bart and Dana laughed at it. That carving will be with Skinner forever.
Axel Adell: Oh that is so funny! Nice job you two!
Dana (LH): Thanks Axel.
Battle 4: Evil Mystery Inc.
The rest of us were facing the Evil Mystery Inc.
Me: You 5 give my friends a really bad name!
I punched the evil Fred in the face and threw him down and Nico grabbed the evil Shaggy and threw him into a tree and the Megaforce Rangers blasted the evil Daphne and Velma all over the place and blew them into another tree. Naruto slammed a Rasengan into the evil Scooby Doo and sent him crashing into a melted ice sculpture.
Ben: Lets see how they like this predator!
Ben turned into a new predator. It was called VERSTARKER! It looked like a zombie crocodile with its skin and bones exposed and it had fur that looked like it was coming off.
Ben: VERSTARKER!
Me: Whoa! That is a terrifying predator!
Shanan: Wow! That is a Dinuchus from the planet Luna Lobo. It's Blitzwolfer's natural predator.
Nico: Wow! It looks like a zombie crocodile!
Shanan: It sure does look like it huh?
Riley: It's a scary one.
Verstarker: Watch this.
He fired a massive sonic blast that was more powerful than that of a Loboan and it slammed into the Evil Mystery Inc and knocked them down.
Me: Whoa! Its sonic blasts are more powerful than Loboans.
Varie: No kidding.
Aylene C.: That was awesome!
Nico: It sure packs a massive wallop.
Jackie: It sure does. Lets see how they like this. EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: BABYLON!
Jackie floated into the air and the song of Mesopotamian Lore, Babylon played and she fired a massive wave of earth that turned into the ancient wonder of the world: The Hanging Gardens of Babylon and it slammed into the evil Mystery Inc and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was amazing!
Jessie K.: Wow! That was the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. They were built by King Nebuchadnezzar II back in 6th century B.C. and it was a very famous monument that brought fame to Babylon.
Laney: That is amazing!
Lana: Really cool!
Me: That is amazing! I didn't know about that.
Jaime Knudson: Me neither. That is amazing!
Me: Lets show some teamwork!
Offroad: Right! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his SMG Blaster 100-fold.
Magnet Man: This will attract you. GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and enhanced his Magnet Launcher 100-fold.
Offroad and Magnet Man: MAGNETIC BULLET FIRESTORM!
They fired bullets and a magnet and they slammed into the Evil Scooby Doo and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Sideswipe: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his pile-driver arms 100-fold.
Luigi: This is-a gonna be fun! NINTENDO CYBER KEY POWER!
The Nintendo Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his abilities 100-fold.
Sideswipe and Luigi: FLAMETHROWER PILE-DRIVING BURST!
Luigi fired a blast of fire and it merged with Sideswipe's pile-driving arms and he punched the Evil Scooby and smashed him into dust. Killing him.
Me: One down 4 to go.
Demona: We go this.
Demona fired a blast of darkness and Cheetah ran at incredible speed.
Demona and Cheetah: DARK SPEED STORMSLASH!
The darkness merged with Cheetah's claws and she slashed Evil Shaggy all over the place with incredible speed.
Finn (Storm Hawks): Try this one!
Finn of the Storm Hawks fired an arrow and Finn of Ooo fired a blast of fire from his hands.
Finn (Storm Hawks) and Finn (Adventure Time): FLAMING ARROW FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and they slammed into the Evil Shaggy and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion killed him.
Lincoln: Lets do it!
Piper (Storm Hawks): With pleasure Lincoln!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and Piper fired a powerful blast of fire with a Phoenix Crystal.
Lincoln and Piper (Storm Hawks): LIGHTNING PHOENIX ELECTROSTORM!
The blasts combined and turned into a Lightning Phoenix and it slammed into the evil Velma and exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The evil Velma was dead.
Piper (Mysticons): Lets see how you like this one!
Zhalia: Lets get her!
Piper (Mysticons) fired a massive blast of fire and Zhalia fired a powerful Augerfrost blast.
Piper (Mysticons) and Zhalia Moon: MOONLIGHT PHOENIX BURST!
The blasts combined and turned into a Phoenix made of moonlight and it slammed into the evil Daphne and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: This will burn you up. INCINERATE! IGNATIUS!
A wall of lava exploded out and out of the lava came the lava titan Ignatius!
Lok: This is gonna hurt really bad!
Nico and Ignatius fired a massive blast of fire and Lok fired a powerful blast of his Boltflare.
Nico with Ignatius and Lok: VOLCANIC FLARE INCINERATION!
The blasts combined and they slammed into the Evil Daphne and incinerated her in an instant.
Me: Time to finish you for good Evil Fred. Lets hit him all at once with our Final Smashes.
Bart: Lets do it!
Lynn: Yeah!
Lucy Loud: Lets do it!
Cana Alberona: Lets get him! This guy has tormented the good name of Mystery Inc for the last time.
Lucy Heartfilia: Lets do it!
She then summoned Aquarius!
Lucy Heartfilia: Lets get him Aquarius!
Aquarius: (Enraged) YOU ARE DEAD!
I grabbed Aquarius by the arm.
Me: Leave her alone Aquarius!
Aquarius: Let me go J.D.! This little bitch brought me here for this!? I will kill her right now!
Qin: What is her problem?
Me: Aquarius has always had a rotten attitude. Its been a major problem for her and everyone in Fairy Tail. She hates Lucy for some reason and Lucy is really terrified of her.
Qin: Geez! I don't think it's you that needs the Anger Management treatments J.D., it's Aquarius.
Me: (Chuckles) Maybe. But I agree with you Qin.
Aquarius: Well she started it.
Me: It doesn't matter who started it.
Nico bashed Aquarius in the head with his club and she had a nasty lump on her head.
Aquarius: OW!
Me: Nice shot Nico.
Nico: Thanks.
Nico then looked at Aquarius with menacing eyes.
Nico: Lets get one thing straight Aquarius! You have no right to hurt your summoner the way you do! Lucy is your friend and you have always been there ever since she was young! You need to get rid of your hatred and rage and work with Lucy from now on.
Cana Alberona: That's right Aquarius! You need to stop being so resentful towards Lucy and work with her instead of terrifying her. Your rotten attitude is not being very helpful to her and all you are doing is terrifying her and making her look bad.
Nico: That's right.
Aquarius: (Growls) Fine.
Me: Good. Lets do it. WOLF FIRE MOONSTORM!
I fired a blast of blue fire.
Bart Simpson: This is gonna be awesome! AY CARAMBA LIGHTBURST!
Bart fired a massive blast of light.
Lynn: Try this! VOLCANIC LAVA MEGAWAVE!
Lynn fired a wave of lava.
Lucy Loud: This will hurt. BLACK LIGHTNING ELECTROCUTION!
Lucy fired a massive blast of black lightning.
Cana Alberona: Lets do it! CARD MAGE FIRESTORM!
Cana fired a massive barrage of fire cards.
Aquarius: AQUARIUS MEGATSUNAMI DELUGE!
Aquarius fired a huge wave of water.
Lucy Heartfilia: CELESTIAL ZODIAC MEGABLAST!
Lucy Heartfilia fired a huge blast of constellation symbols.
Fillmore: CRIME DOESN'T PAY FIRESTORM!
Fillmore fired a wave of light and it turned into a police badge.
Ingrid: This will hurt. DARK CRIMES WILL BE PUNISHED!
Ingrid fired a darkness blast and it turned into a police badge.
Sora & Kairi: LIGHT HEART UNITY STRIKE!
Sora and Kairi fired a blast of light and it formed into a heart of light with wings on it.
The blasts all combined and they slammed into the Evil Fred and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The evil Mystery Inc was destroyed.
Webstor: You all won't get lucky next time!
Bart: Now, how about telling us who else Dark Spicer restored?
Shiv: Sorry. Vypra told the two of us not to tell you guys anything about that. (he and Webstor teleport out)
Skinner: You all have gotten powerful.
Me: Wait Skinner. I have a message for Vypra. Tomorrow is April 1st, April Fools Day and it's gonna be a nasty prankapocalypse. Luan Loud is not gonna be the one that's doing the pranks. It's all gonna be because of Nico's little brother Connor.
Nico: That's right. Connor is in every way like how Luan was when J.D. first moved here in 2016. He does these really deadly and dangerous pranks that are bad enough to land you in the hospital.
Skinner: (Gasp) Oh dear God!
Me: I know. Luan's pranks were really bad enough to get me, Varie, Laney, Lincoln and Clyde seriously hurt. Not fatal hurt but hurt really bad. Last year in 2019, Luan and Connor both fought and Luan was badly hurt even though Connor took the worst of Luan's beating. Connor swore to get even and he's coming for us. And there will be no mercy.
Skinner: Thanks for warning me J.D. I will tell her.
Me: Thank you.
Skinner: Oh Sora, Kairi, congratulations on your wedding.
Sora: Thanks Skinner.
Kairi: It's gonna be so awesome being together.
Skinner: I'm happy for you both.
He teleported back.
Aquarius: (sighs) I'm sorry, Lucy. I completely forgot that J.D. and the others helped me become a better person towards you. But it's just been so long since they had that talk with me!
Lucy Heartfilia: It has been a while. We were just so busy doing stuff all over the universe.
Aquarius: I know. But I'll try to get better. I promise.
Lucy Heartfilia: Thank you.
Me: Well we beat another Scooby Doo monster and Lynn and Lucy have two archenemies.
Lynn: Yep.
Fillmore: Thanks for helping us J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure Fillmore.
Ingrid: You all are amazing.
Me: Thanks Ingrid.
Francine was expelled from school and sentenced to spend 12 months in Juvie.
Bart: (To the viewers) Never mess with the rules of the school or there will be big time trouble.
Dana (LH): You said it Bart.
We formed an alliance with the Safety Patrol should they ever need us.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Sunset Shimmer: Wow!
Applejack: That was amazing!
Fluttershy: Goodness.
Me: That was also the day that Sora and Kairi got Married.
Nico: I remember that! That was so awesome and unforgettable.
Laney: It sure was and all the awesome worlds of Disney that we know and Love were all there too.
Fluttershy: Oh I think that was so magical.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was from the way it sounded.
Me: Oh it was the best day we've had for them.
Varie: That was really awesome.
Xenia: I thought it was awesome too.
Lola: We all did.
Nico: We should start helping you two with those again.
Me: I agree. With so many awesome cases that you all know and solve it'll be awesome putting more of our detective skills to good use. And we can also provide new state of the art high tech forensic technology to help you guys out.
Ingrid Third: Thanks guys. That means a lot to me and it would be awesome for Fillmore.
Nico: You're welcome.
Me: That will be awesome to go on more cases.
Nico: And speaking of rape, I'm glad Lee Kanker got what she deserved.
Lincoln: I agree Nico. I am glad too.
Me: The world is now a much safer place without the Kankers running around. Minus Marie and May.
Lola: Yeah. I wonder what happened to their mother though.
Me: I always have a hard time remembering that.
Nico: Luan and Eddy busted her when Luan met Rolf, Nazz, and Kevin. And then, she got the death penalty.
Me: Yeah! I remember that now!
Varie: I remember that! That was on my babysitting adventure.
Nico: That's right. I heard so much about that.
Laney: Yeah! You weren't with us when that happened but it was cool.
Nico: It sure was.
Rarity: How come no one hardly remembers what happened in the Vengeance Express?
Me: Well that's because there was a huge cover up to keep people from finding out the truth.
I pulled out the paper that showed the Vengeance Express that was dated on July 14th, 2014.
Me: This is a newspaper from that day.
It was actually a bunch of newspapers stuck together. What they saw was extremely horrifying. It showed on the front page an incredibly horrible picture of the entire city of Atlanta, Georgia completely reduced to flaming rubble and there were buildings burning and thousands of people were dead. All the buildings were completely destroyed and burning on fire. Cars were thrown into the buildings and the entire city looked like it was hit by a nuclear explosion. Damage was estimated to be in the hundreds of trillions of dollars. The article said in big bold letters: "ATLANTA CATASTROPHICALLY DESTROYED!" In smaller letters was "3 Sisters to Blame For City-Wide Devastation" and a picture of the mugshots of the Kanker Sisters was below it. Everyone that hadn't seen the newspaper all gasped in horror.
Me: That was horrifying.
They read the whole series of papers and they saw that the Kanker's were the true cause of the Vengeance Express that sent the kids of Peach Creek on a statewide hunt for the Ed's intending to kill them and mount their heads on pikes. The Kanker's were found guilty of numerous crimes as a result and they were sentenced to serve 3 eternity sentences in prison with no hope of parole and were ordered to pay $1,512,323,435,734,899,900.00 in restitution. They were also declared the most hated kids in all of America and the 3 biggest mistakes any parent could ever make. Their mom Bebe was made the most hated woman who ever lived and she was killed by an angry mob armed with pitchforks and torches for giving birth to the most hated children ever.
Rarity: So the whole truth was covered up to make sure no one ever found out and hated them.
Me: That's correct.
Eli: Whoa man! That is terrible.
Varie: It was.
Aylene C.: Yeah it sure was.
Littlefoot: That is awful.
Me: Yeah. The Kankers were all totally evil monsters and bullies back then.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Life can't get any better for Eddy. His stalker's gone, he's accepted by everyone, and he's got all the Jawbreakers he can eat.
Me: That is an absolute fact. And all those jawbreakers are on an amazing planet covered in them.
Nico: Yep.
Gwen: And his brother is now redeemed.
Me: Yep.
Lola: And he has an awesome girlfriend. Our sister Luan.
Me: That is awesome.
Nico: Yes it sure was.
Me: Also lets not forget. I was the one that threw the Kanker's in prison and I saved the Ed's from being raped and violated.
Nico: I remember hearing about that!
Eli: Wow! Bro that is awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: How come you didn't remember that earlier?
Me: Some memories back then were still blurry. I still have fragmented memories from my Amnesia that I got earlier.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh right! You hit your head really
Camie: I didn't know about that J.D.
Me: I hit my head really hard while doing a daredevil move in gym class. I couldn't remember at all anything back then. I was a shadow lost in a world I didn't understand. Until I got hit in the head again and most of it all came back.
Nico: Wow.
Camie: Oh man.
Kaito: Alright, let's split up to cover more ground. The first person to find Heather reports it to everyone else.
We nodded.
Nico: Lets go!
We got to searching.
All Vroon saw was stinky bathrooms.
Vroon: So filthy!
Me: I know these bathrooms all too well Vroon.
Vroon: Wow.
I fired a wave of water and cleaned them all up and made them sparkling clean.
Rarity: Oh that is so amazing J.D.
Me: Thanks Rarity.
We searched the bathrooms and looked.
Me: Looks like the girls left their makeup here by mistake.
Laney put them in a toiletry box to give back to them.
Nico and the group searched the Mess Hall.
Nico: The Mess Hall.
Magine: I can't believe that Billy made all the contestants here eat all that gross food.
Lincoln: I remember seeing all that. Nico you wouldn't believe what J.D. and the contestants ate.
Nico: Can you tell me?
Lincoln: You guys aren't gonna like it.
Lincoln showed on his Laptop a video of the entire episode from chapter 140.
FLASHBACK
Week 4
We were all in the mess hall for our 4th challenge.
Chris: Campers welcome to your challenge. Now you all remember my favorite time during season 1. We are going to do THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS.
All: OH NO!
Me: I remember this challenge. Chris did a Battle of The Sexes version of this challenge.
Owen: That's right J.D. The Brunch of Disgustingness was the grossest challenge we all ever did.
Courtney: I heard you guys hurled your guts all over the place.
Alan: Oh man.
Naruto: This is not gonna be good.
Chris and Chef snickered.
Chris: All right campers. This is also gonna be a double-elimination round. Here's the rules. We will not be doing a Battle of The Sexes theme this time. You will be in your teams. You will each be given a 9-Course Meal and it will be gross and the dish you had will be grosser than the last. The team that finishes the most dishes wins.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Chris: I love that confidence J.D. First some hordearves.
Me: From what I remember the 1st dish was Bull Cahones.
Chris: An interesting way to put it. Heres the dish. Ants. White ants.
Me: Interesting. The people in Uganda eat these.
I eat them and they taste like chicken.
Me: Tastes like chicken.
Naruto: That's cool.
Naruto eats them and the team ate them too.
Chris: Team Atomic Owls wins round 1.
We cheer.
Chris: Good job Owls. J.D. how did you know that the Uganda people eat white ants?
Me: Me and my family traveled all over the world and I learned all sorts of unique cultures and more. Tried all sorts of weird food and more. It was an invigorating and educational experience.
Chris: I can believe it.
Me: I wish I could've gone with you guys on Total Drama World Tour. That would've been awesome.
Chris: I know. Next course: Soup. Moroccan Spicy Stew.
Me: I love Morocco Stew. The people in Morocco have some of the spiciest spices in the world and some are so strong that they can burn your stomach on the inside.
We had bowls of Morocco Stew in front of us.
Me: (Sniff) It smells really good.
I drink the whole bowl and a blast of fire explodes from my mouth.
Me: Yummy!
Chris: You are one tough guy J.D.
Me: I know. Plus I've been to Morocco and it's really good food and an interesting culture.
Chris: I believe it.
Chef Hatchett: I can tell that you have one love for super spicy food J.D. We salute a super spice maniac.
Me: It's true. And I'm flattered. But thanks.
Everyone ate their soup and endured the spice.
Chris: The Owls win Round 2!
We cheer.
Chris: You guys like pizza?
Me: Love the stuff.
Gwen: When we had this challenge in Season 1 he gave us Pizza with Jellyfish, live grasshoppers and live anchovies.
Me: Yuck! I saw that and that was gross.
Chris: Then how about the same thing guys?
Chris gave us a pizza with Grasshoppers, Anchovies and Jellyfish.
Me: Me and my big mouth.
Naruto: That is nasty.
Alan: I know.
Dawn: I believe your auras are fluctuating because of the gross food.
Me: I know Dawn.
Courtney: I heard that Trent didn't like this.
Me: I saw that. But lets eat it.
I ate a slice and it wasn't that bad.
Me: Different. But tasty. At least I'm not eating the jellyfish on Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
Mike: Peanut Butter and Jellyfish? Yuck!
Zoey: That is gross.
Sammy: I agree.
Me: That was a joke but it's the truth.
Amy: You're such a disgraceful wimp Samey!
Me: Shut up Amy. No one asked for your opinion.
We ate the whole pizza.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win Round 3!
We cheer.
Chris: Now for course 4: Spaghetti! Well earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs.
Me: I ate a worm on a dare back when I was 5 and it taste like chicken.
Bridgette: We ate this in this challenge and it was gross.
Me: But Geoff ate it right?
Bridgette: That's right.
I eat the worms and it was good.
Me: Yummy. My friend Lana eats worms and she loves them.
Gwen: Lana is one brave little girl.
Me: She sure is.
We all ate our plates clean.
Me: Done.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win round 4!
We cheer.
Chris: There are 5 more dishes left. Bon Apetite!
A montage plays and it shows us eating all kinds of disgusting food and the Atomic Owls ate them all. Dish 5 was rotten onion meatballs, dish 6 was Chum Smoothies, Dish 7 was Icelandic Rotten Shark shish-kababs and Dish 8 was Snake stuffed with squirrels.
Chris threw up and it was gross.
Chris: Oh man you guys are so gross!
Me: Sorry Chris. It's a good challenge.
Chris: All right then. It's time for desert and we'll have an eat off. J.D., Amy, join me.
We sat down and Chris gave us a dessert glass that had radioactive marshmallows in them.
Me: The Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom?
Chris: Normally yes but it's for dessert. Now whoever eats theirs first wins the challenge.
Me: Interesting.
Chris: Yes it is. Ready? Go!
I picked up the Marshmallow and it didn't affect me.
Me: Radiation doesn't burn me. I have radiation immunity.
I ate the marshmallow and it was weird.
I gulp and suddenly I felt a nasty pain in my butt and then I felt something.
Me: Ouch!
I see that I had a tail and it was Punk Shock's tail.
Me: Cool! I have a tail! And it's surging with electricity.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win!
We all cheer.
Amy: I don't feel so good.
Amy projectile vomits everywhere and it set off a chain reaction of projectile vomiting and I projectile vomit all over Amy.
At the bonfire we saw Amy and Owen get eliminated and hurled.
Back at our cabin we were getting ready for bed, I stamped red X's on Amy and Owen's faces and I pulled out my laptop and called Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey J.D.
Me: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln: That was seriously some gross food we saw you ate.
Me: I know. But some of it was from my travels from around the world.
Lincoln: I believe it. That tail you got is really cool! What do you think you can do with it?
Me: We'll have to find out later.
Lincoln: Lana said it was the coolest and most awesome challenge you've ever done J.D.
Me: I can believe it. But everyone will probably think I'm very crazy after eating all kinds of disgusting food like that.
Lincoln: No we know it was part of the challenge and you were awesome!
Me: Thanks buddy. (Someone vomits in a bucket) We're very sick to our stomachs and it is not pleasent.
Lincoln: I can hear that. But congratulations on winning challenge 4 guys.
Me: Thank you. 5 down 6 to go.
Lincoln: Good luck J.D. We're rooting for you.
Me: Thanks buddy. See you next time.
The call clicked off and I hit the hay.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: OH GOOD GOD! J.D. wasn't kidding about when he said he ate all that on his travels all over the world.
Lincoln: No he wasn't.
Applejack went to a trash can and hurled her guts out from what I ate!
Lana patted her back.
Lana: But I liked that episode.
Nico: But sorry about that.
Applejack: It's all right.
Nico: But that was how J.D. got a tail like Punk Shock? How freaky is that?
Lana: It was cool though.
They searched more all over the mess hall.
Maria: Nothing in the cafeteria.
Nico: Drat.
We regrouped.
Nico: This is getting ridiculous. Where can she be?!
Eli: I think I know.
Eli pointed to a mine in the middle of the island.
Me: I remember that mine. That's the mine that is flooded with radiation from season 4.
Gwen: I remember that. That was crazy!
Me: What the Hell was Billy thinking using radioactive materials like that!?
Nico: No fucking idea. Lets go.
We arrived.
Me: That mine always gave me the creeps.
Eli: Scary place.
Nico: Come on out, Heather! So we can use the Black Gates on you and get this over with! You can't hide forever!
We heard nothing.
Me: Maybe I can flush her out.
I fired an energy ball and threw it down into the mine and there was an explosion and then massive clouds of smoke blasted out and blew out a figure that screamed and it landed in a pool full of stinging jellyfish that packed billions of volts of electricity!
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
It was Heather and she was screaming as she was getting electrocuted!
We laughed hysterically!
Heather got up and she was ENRAGED AND BURNING WITH INTENSE RAGE AND FURY!
Nico: There's nowhere else to run, Heather. Just stand down and you'll be out of existence in just a few seconds.
Me: It'll save you a whole mess of pain!
Heather: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CARE!?
Me: You never gave a flying fuck about anything anyway.
Laney: Yeah! All you cared about was yourself.
Heather: Well I HATE YOU ALL MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Our auras flared up with incredible power!
Me: Thanks for the power boost.
Heather: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME! I COULD HAVE HAD A MILLION DOLLARS FROM THIS SHOW! BUT NOW! I WAS CHEATED OUT OF IT!
Me: It wasn't worth that much anyway. $1,000,000.00 in Canadian Money is only $880,000.00 in U.S. Money.
Nico: Yeah.
Heather: I DON'T CARE! NOW I WANT ONLY ONE THING AND THAT'S TO KILL ALL OF YOU FOR TURNING ME INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK AND AN OUTCAST!
Me: You brought all that on yourself you narcissistic fucked up bitch!
Heather then screamed in intense fury and Gwen then punched her in the face and sent her crashing into a land mine and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
It blasted her back into the pool and she got zapped again.
Juran: $880,000 is still a lot though.
Me: True but to us because of all the money we have that's nothing but small pocket change.
Juran: That does make sense.
Nico: He's right.
Heather got out again and she was EVEN MORE ENRAGED!
Gwen (Total Drama): I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Heather.
Suddenly, something within Gwen's mind snapped as memories of what that bitch put her through were rushing through her mind, as her black eyes turned dark blue, and she was surrounded by a dark energy aura with dark angels, dark fire, and shadows, she unholstered her sword from her back, and as she approached Heather, she left dark energy, dark angels, dark fire, and shadows with every step.
Gwen (Total Drama): You've been nothing more than a nightmare not only to me, but to everyone that crossed your path. (Suddenly Getting Pissed Off) But, when you eventually crossed a big line last season when you ruined what could've been a romantic relationship between me and Trent and due to your scheming..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, YOU HEARTLESS, TWO-FACED, MANIPULATIVE QUEEN BEE SATANIC BITCH, AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE HERE AND NOW, AND YOU WILL BE FOREVER FORGOTTEN!
We gasped at the pure rage and fury Gwen had towards Heather.
Nico: HOLY CRAP!
Me: Yep, Gwen's fury has been unleashed, and it's been a long time coming for that bitch. HIT THE DECK!
We ran for cover, as Gwen screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark energy with dark fire and shadows surrounding it, there's a Havanian flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a teal phoenix. Then, as the vortex, Gwen emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Gwen (Total Drama) grew to 6'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has teal highlights in the bangs of her neck-length hair along with her teal streaks in her hair, she has neon dark blue eyes and a dark energy aura with dark angels, dark fire, and shadows surrounding her, she has a dark angel holding the Dark Kanji in her hands and The Moon right above her head emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dark angel earrings with teal blue gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in her hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with teal gems on the Moon-shaped gold links and teal crystal links and a teal angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dark angel with teal gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has on a black long-sleeved shirt with teal phoenix on it, black skirt with dark angels on it, black leather knee-high combat boots with skulls for the buckles, and a black long sleeveless trenchcoat with creatures of darkness on the coattails and shadows on it, and on the back are The Castle of The Vampires surrounded by dark angels and on top of the castle is the full moon. Suddenly, Gwen felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her black angel wings grew for her new body, now she has massive black angel wings with teal tips on the large black feathers, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with teal gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Black Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Gwen's massive Sword of The Goths of Darkness and Destroyer of Billy McLean swords began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark energy, shadows, dark fire, and dark angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Havania's Dark Angel Greatsword of Gothic Dark Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of The Goths of Darkness and a Havanian angel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, black angel wings for the crossguard, large teal gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large teal gem with surrounding black angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large teal gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel with teal gems for eyes and a large teal gem in her hands for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a teal kanji below the The Castle of The Vampires that said, "Gwen, Half-Human Half-Havanian Angel of Canada, Best Friend of Courtney, Friend to Many, Despiser of Billy McLean, Destroyer of The Satanic Queen Bee Heather and The Total Drama Sore Losers, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness and Dark Angels"
グウェン、カナダのハーフヒューマンハーフハバニアンエンジェル、コートニーの親友、多くの友人、ビリーマクリーンの嫌悪者、悪魔の女王蜂ヘザーの破壊者とトータルドラマの痛い敗者、闇のゴスのメンバー、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇とダークエンジェルのマスター
Gwen has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS HAVANIAN ANGEL OF DARK GOTHIC JUSTICE AND DARKNESS LOVE!
We were amazed by Gwen's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Heather saw it, she flew into a demonic rage and tried to kill Gwen, but Gwen fired a powerful dark energy blast with shadows, dark fire, and dark angels and it hit Heather, and she crashed into a tree.
Nico: AW YEAH!
Me: Take that, bitch! You've had this coming for a long time!
Gwen (Total Drama): (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Havanian Angel and Divine Dark Love) You're right, J.D., Heather's had this coming for a very long time.
Zocks: (gets out Gaim gear) This is honor of Kaito Kumon, who was a little like you but a lot more different.
Kaito: (gets out Wizard gear) It's weird how he and I both have the same first name.
Me: Lots of people have same first names but they aren't related.
Kaito: True.
Zocks got Kamen Rider Gaim's fruit swords and Kaito got Wizard's swords and rings.
Me: I think we'll demonstrate some Change Auras.
Hiiryu: Lets do it then.
Ingrid: I know one. RAVEN SPIRIT POWER!
She flared up a black aura in the shape of the Raven Spirit from Alaskan Myth and it was Imbued with the powers of Felix Faust and she fired a beam of magic and it hit Heather in her back and burned her.
Me: WHOA! The Raven Spirit in Alaskan Myth is a symbol of Guidance.
Nico: Awesome!
Zarya Moonwolf: Let me see here. QALLUPILLUIT POWER!
Zarya flared up a neon blue aura in the shape of a Quallupilluit, the Boogeyman of Alaskan Inuit folklore and it had Knightbrace's powers in it and she fired a wave of toothpaste and it hit Heather and burned her in her eyes!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! The Qallupilluit from Alaskan Inuit Folklore. That is amazing.
Dante: Yeah! Lets see how she likes this nightmare. EL CUCUY POWER!
Dante flared up a Yellow Aura in the shape of the Mexico Boogeyman, El Cucuy from Mexican Myth and it was imbued with Devack's powers and he fired a blast of yellow fire and it slammed into Heather and burned her bad!
Me: Wow! Ronnie Anne and the Casagrande's would love to see that one.
Lincoln: El Cucuy is the Mexico Version of the Boogeyman.
Me: Yep.
Gwen went after Heather, and she fired powerful blasts of dark energy, shadows, dark fire, and dark angels and they explode with incredible power as they hit Heather. Then, Gwen attacked Heather with her massive greatsword and she left painful scars on her, and the worst humiliation came when Gwen slashed off Heather's hair and she was bald yet again, and she screamed in pure insane rage.
Nico: We need to finish her off before the next Another Ranger gets here!
Nico then fired a blast of energy and it hit Heather and exploded. Knocking her down.
Gwen went up to her and she drew a kanji on Heather.
Gwen: UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SECRET ART: BLACK GATES!
She was then surrounded by all the spirits of those she hurt and they found her guilty and Heather was fading away.
Heather: (ENRAGED GROWLING) I HATE YOU GWEN! (FADES)
She was gone forever!
Nico: Good riddance.
Gwen: Yeah.
Gwen holstered her massive new greatsword on her back and powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Gwen: Good riddance and don't you dare come back!
Nico: We're not done yet.
We heard Eerie Moaning and we saw a figure come out and it was a scary version of Zenkai Red! It was a really scary version of Kaito's Zenkai Red form with a scary helmet!
Nico: WHOA! Another Zenkai Red!
Me: Not Another Impersonator! But I forgot that Kaito has 2 forms, Zenkaiser and Zenkai Red.
Nico: That is cool!
Kaito: I never thought I'd see ANY version of this form again.
Me: This form was based on the VERY FIRST Super Sentai Red Ranger from back in 1975. It was for Gorenger back then.
Nico: Right! I forgot all about that one.
Hiiryu: Man its been years since that one came out.
Me: Well it was 10 years before you guys Hiiryu.
Sayaka: That is amazing though.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Rest assured we'll still fight Another Akarenger in the future.
Me: That will be interesting to see. Another Ranger for 1975's Super Sentai.
Lola: It sure will be.
Me: But lets find out who this one is. Who are you!?
Another Zenkai Red: (In a girls voice) Just here for a good fight for fight club.
Me: (Gasp) That voice!
It reverted back and we saw that it was a girl with indigo blue hair and she had a beautiful blue dress and had a powerful and strong physique and she had the kanji for Sapphire emblazoned on her forehead.
Me: (GASP) Sapphire Simpson!
Sapphire Simpson: Been a long time J.D.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. She was my partner in tag-team boxing in high school. She and I really dominated the ring. We thrashed the toughest opponents in all of the sport and we even won the high school state championships 6 times in a row.
Nico: Wow! That is really impressive.
Me: Yep. But she disappeared just as I was about to move to Michigan.
Sapphire Simpson: Good times back then. They were sure fun too.
Laney: That is really awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Swartz used that same trick before. This is no fight club.
Me: Yeah it's a pack of lies and bullshit.
Sapphire Simpson: We'll see about that one.
She was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and she turned into ANOTHER ZENKAI RED!
Zocks: I never joined the team at the time the original Zenkai Red was around.
Me: Looks like you're going to get your shot at facing this one.
Nico: Yep. It's Buttkicking time!
Me: Sorry about this Sapphire but this is for your own good. Lets see how you like this one. NGAMOEYEIK POWER!
I flared up a green aura and it was in the shape of the Ngamoeyeik Crocodile from Myanmar Myth and it was imbued with Evilseed's powers and it fired fruit blasts at Another Zenkai Red and smashed her all over.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: That was the Ngamoeyeik from Myanmar Myth.
Laney: Cool!
Nico: Let's see the collectibles this time.
Another Zenkai Red: Here it comes.
She activated the Sentai Gear for the Cheese Monster and fired globs of cheese!
Me: WHOA! HODAG POWER!
I flared up an orange aura in the shape of the Hodag from American Folklore and it fired waves of cheese with the Cheese Monster's powers and the blasts collided and splattered all over Nico and drenched him in cheese!
Laney: Wow!
Camie: She has Sentai Gears for the Non-Core members of the Masters of Evil!
Me: Yeah!
Tsuyu: But what's a Hodag?
Me: It's a Legendary Creature from American Folklore that is said to have been around in Wisconsin.
Nico: (Licks off Cheese) Mmm! Just as good though.
May licked the cheese off Nico too.
May: You are tasty Nico.
Nico: (LAUGHS) (takes out Sentai gear for Roquefort) Time to fight cheese with cheese!
He fired cheese wheels of gouda and they smashed Another Zenkai Red all over.
But then we heard really thunderous footfalls!
Me: WHAT THE!?
Eli: What was that?!
We heard a loud roar.
Ingrid: Is that the Gene Slammer?
Me: I think so!
We then saw a REALLY HUGE CREATURE COME OUT! IT WAS A PHYREXIAN INGESTER!
We gasped in shock at the size of it!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: A Phyrexian Ingester!
Laney: HUGE!
It roared and looked at Another Zenkai Red.
Phyrexian Ingester: (In a girls voice) So you are the Zenkai Red imposter!
Nico: Dorothea Qinsley!
Phyrexian Ingester: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico.
She then reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and she had the symbol of the Phyrexians tattooed on her right arm.
Nico: YEAH!
Dorothea: I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and it hit Another Zenkai Red and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Yeah!
We picked up Sentai Gears all over and they were awesome. I went over to Sapphire.
Sapphire Simpson: (Groans) What a splitting headache! I feel like I drank a barrel of vodka.
Me: It's an ugly story Sapphire.
I picked her up and carried her on my back.
Nico: By the way, Gwen, you're going with Lincoln on his rescue.
Gwen: You got it Nico.
Dorothea Qinsley: But that was a great rescue though. I saw you destroy Heather. To be honest Gwen, I loathed that viper with EVERY FIBER of the core of my being.
Gwen: I can tell. But thanks.
Ingrid Third: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Dorothea Qinsley: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico took on the biggest pizza ever. We went to a restaurant that made massive 100" Pizzas and we finished the whole thing and got $80,000.00 and free pizza for life. We became the very first to eat the whole thing.
Nico: I remember that. Awesome times.
Me: That is amazing!
Lola: Wow! A 100" Pizza!? That must have been like 50 pounds of food.
Nico: It was!
Me: That's ridiculous!
Nico: It was but it was cool.
Me: Yep.
Nico and Dorothea hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Dorothea Qinsley: Me too Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Total Drama Gwen are heading to Detroit, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to have fun exploring Detroit, but we also got word that Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski have come back from the dead, and they want revenge again.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Detroit, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to have fun exploring Detroit.
Nico: That's right, big guy, but we also got word that Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski have come back from the dead, and they want revenge again.
Rayne: Those five just don't know when to give up.
Lincoln: But, this time, they're getting The Black Gates, Rayne, and this time, they're never coming back. And thanks for joining us, Gwen.
Gwen (Total Drama): You're welcome, Lincoln, and this is really going to be the last time Rayne's evil father and twisted half-siblings dare to come back.
Me: You said it.
We explored all of Detroit, and it's been doing quite well ever since the fall of The Black Daffodil Gang years ago.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, but they've been cornered by Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, but they've been cornered by Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, and they're going to kill them.
?: Those psychopathic evil vampires, let's get them!
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Knight of the Red Lotus, appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's the Duel Monster, Knight of the Red Lotus, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Rosie Davis, but we'll talk later, it's time to get rid of Rayne's evil father and her twisted half-siblings once and for all.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski and it blindsided them, and it allowed the five girls to get to safety. When the five evil vampires saw us, they were pissed, but so was Rayne.
Rayne: You just don't know when to stay gone for good, do you, Kagan? I thought we were finally rid of you, along with your sick twisted children last year. But, this is the absolute last time we ever have to deal with you five.
Suddenly, Rayne's emerald green eyes had turned neon emerald green and she was surrounded by a crimson red and black energy aura with dark shadows, vampires, and vampire bats, she unholstered her Defender of Brimstone large sword from her back, and as she approached Kagan, she left crimson red and black energy, dark shadows, vampires, and vampire bats with every step.
Rayne: You five still make me absolutely sick just looking at you, and I can never forgive any of you for what you've done, especially you, Kagan, you raped and murdered my mother and wiped out my mother's family, and now, it's time for you all to pay the price for everything you all have done.
Suddenly, Rayne was suddenly surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson and black red energy with dark shadows surrounding the vortex, there's a vampire bat flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rayne emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Rayne grew from 6'0" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her neck-length crimson red hair and she doesn't have on the black ribbons attached to large rings looped into her hair, she has neon emerald green eyes and a crimson red and black energy aura with dark shadows, vampires, and vampire bats surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with the Leviathan Cross, the sigil of The Brimstone Society, in its claws and three drops of blood emblazoned on her forehead, she has on bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and the Leviathan Cross and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts, her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, and her red jeweled necklace with the Leviathan Cross inside the red jewel, she has on a black sleeveless midriff corset with tinges of red, black leather pants, black high-heeled knee high combat boots, and a long black sleeveless trenchcoat with vampire bats on the coattails and on the back is the Leviathan's Cross, the sigil of The Brimstone Society with drops of blood and vampire bats surrounding it. Suddenly, Rayne felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings on her back have gotten a little bigger, and the large crimson red feathers have black tips. Rayne has on a Ring of The Phoenix with a blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Red Lantern Ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Rayne's Defender of The Brimstone Society large sword and Sword of The Goths of Darkness began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blood red and black energy, vampire bats, blood, and shadows, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Brimstone's Blood Greatsword of Dark Gothic Dhampir Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of The Brimstone Society, The Leviathan's Cross, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blade, large black angel wings for the crossguard, large blood red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blood red gem with surrounding black angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large blood red gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold Leviathan's Cross with blood red gems around it and a large blood red gem inside it for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the Leviathan Cross that said, "Rayne, Dhampir Assassin and Agent of The Brimstone Society, Slayer of Evil Vampires, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Kagan and Her Evil Twisted Half-Siblings, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Blood and Darkness"
レイン、ダンピールの暗殺者であり、ブリムストーン協会の代理人、邪悪な吸血鬼の殺し屋、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ケーガンの破壊者と彼女の邪悪なねじれた半兄弟、邪悪な殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべきそして驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、そして血と闇のマスター
Rayne has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DHAMPIR DARKNESS BLOOD ANGEL OF BLOODSTAINED JUSTICE AND DIVINE BLOOD LOVE!
We were amazed by Rayne's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski saw it, they fell into a black rage and tried to kill her, but Rayne fired five blood red and black energy blasts, and they hit Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, and it sent them flying onto the concrete, and it pissed them off even more.
Nico: Whoa, Rayne's transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, nice.
Me: This is going to get really bloody in a second.
Lincoln: Wow, Rayne, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Rayne: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Blood Dhampir Angel and Dark Dhampir Justice) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we put an end to Kagan and the siblings once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Rayne.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Rayne.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the absolute last time we ever have to deal with you and Rayne's twisted half-siblings, Kagan. Come on, gang, let's get them.
TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Total Drama Gwen, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Rayne pinned Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx, and Zerenski to the wall with dark energy hands, and Lincoln then put Kagan into a brutal bear hug, and as Lincoln sank his fangs into the right side of Kagan's neck, Lincoln began drinking Kagan's blood and the Vesper Shards embedded in Kagan's flesh were removed. Then, Lincoln began absorbing Kagan into his body, and he was assimilating Kagan's raw power and abilities, and it horrified Rayne's evil half-siblings, and they too met the same fate as Lincoln went after them one by one and he put them into a brutal bear hug, sank his fangs into their necks, drank their blood, and absorbed them into his body, and assimilated their powers and abilities.
Then, five energy cards appear in Lincoln's large left hand with the souls of Kagan, Feril, Ephemera, Xerx, and Zerenski inside them, and as the kanjis appeared on their foreheads, they were erased by the Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Rayne's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive red angel wings are permanent.
Rayne: Now, you five will never ever come back and torment me again. Thanks for helping me put those bastards down again, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rayne.
Suddenly, Rayne wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Rayne's face, they kissed passionately as Rayne's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and vampire bats flying behind them and we cheered wildly.
Nico: That's the last time we ever have to deal with Kagan and Rayne's evil half-siblings.
Me: You said it, Nico. Now, this time, Rayne's mother and her family can finally rest in peace.
Eli: Yeah.
Lincoln: Rayne's hunted down and destroyed Kagan's family tree, one by one all over the world for the past 70 years, and now, it's finally over. (To Rosie Davis) And it's good to see you again, Rosie Davis.
Rosie Davis reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing rose red hair, rose red eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful red angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Knight of The Red Lotus, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved black and red blouse, sleeveless red midriff top, red skirt, red pants, red sneakers, and long sleeveless red trenchcoat with flames and knights on the coattails, and Knight of The Red Lotus on the back, and holstered on her back a large Knight of The Red Lotus-themed greatsword with Knight of The Red Lotus etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Rosie Davis: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Rosie Davis and they hugged, and Rosie Davis' very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rosie Davis: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Rosie Davis, she's my Guardian Angel from North Dakota, she's a master at swordfighting, an expert in the wilderness, and skilled in survival tactics and techniques. She and I have gone out into the woods many times and she's also helped in teaching me survival skills.
Nico: That's awesome.
Lincoln: And she's also taken on the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath.
Me: Uh oh, I wonder what Dark Lynn did this time to earn her punishment from Rosie Davis?!
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Rosie Davis's neck with red gems on the gold thunderbolt links and red crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Rosie Davis: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Rosie.
Rosie Davis had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Rosie Davis' waist and Rosie Davis wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Rosie Davis' face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Claire Cruz A.K.A. Nina Viento, Ariel Albus, Chiharu de Lucia, Nanako Hanasaki, and Sharon Molkos from The Pilot's Love Song.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Claire Cruz A.K.A. Nina Viento, Ariel Albus, Chiharu de Lucia, Nanako Hanasaki, and Sharon Molkos from The Pilot's Love Song.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Claire Cruz: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Claire Cruz and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, saw who it was that saved them from Patch D'Coolette, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, eight massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Claire Cruz: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Claire Cruz: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Claire Cruz A.K.A. Nina Viento, Ariel Albus, Chiharu de Lucia, Nanako Hanasaki, and Sharon Molkos with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We then returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they're shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski, who came back from the dead and they wanted revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to those five vampires and Rayne transforming into her new Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, and Lincoln feeding on and absorbing them into his body and banishing them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Rosie Davis have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town, and now, we're finally rid of Kagan and Rayne's twisted half-siblings for good, and they're never coming back.
After finally getting rid of Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Rosie Davis saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Rosie Davis: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Rosie, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Rosie Davis: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Rosie, how did you take on the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath?
Rosie Davis: That's one tale I've never forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were out in the wilderness and I was teaching him on how to build a fire and set up a campsite, and he was getting the hang of it. Next, we headed out to the creek, so I can teach him how to catch a fish with his bare hands, and he caught a huge red snapper in his hands.
Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome.
Rosie Davis: It sure is, but our fun day and lessons in the wilderness were ruined when a barrage of soccer balls came flying out of nowhere and destroyed our campsite, ruined our fire, and knocked the red snapper out of Lincoln's hands, and then, we saw who it was that did this: it was Lynn. I knew that pig would ruin everything for us, but then, I saw that she had a knife in her hands and she was going to kill Lincoln and me as well. We then had to use our survival skills and self-defense skills if we were to stop Lynn, I kicked the knife out of Lynn's hand, and we used martial arts and we knocked her out, and then, I tied her up in rope, so she couldn't escape. Then, we saw Vanzilla and Lori came out, and wanted to see if we were okay. We told her we were okay, and we tied up Lynn who wrecked our camp and our fun. Lori then took us back to The Loud House, and I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn did in wrecking our camp, and that she tried to kill me and Lincoln. Lynn got grounded for eight weeks and she was put in an isolation cube in the basement. But, our fun wasn't entirely ruined by Lynn, we then set up a campsite in the backyard, and we also had s'mores, and we slept under the stars.
Me: Now, that was one awesome story.
Nico: Yeah, and I can't believe Lynn wrecked your campsite, ruined your fire, and knocked the red snapper Lincoln caught, that was a bust. I wonder what caused her to get set off like that?
Lincoln: I know what it was, earlier before Rosie and I went out to the woods, I told Lynn that I wasn't going to be her so-called "sparring" partner anymore, when the Guardian Angels and I know she just wants to beat me up and make me cry, while she laughs at my pain and suffering, and that's what set her off that day.
Nico: Yeesh.
Me: At least those dark sides will never cause anymore trouble.
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Vice-Director Matic, and he's causing havoc.
Strider Hiryu: Matic, I should've known he'd show up.
Lincoln: Oh man, he's the Vice-Director of the Striders, and he's one cruel, coldhearted individual, who rules with an iron fist and does not hesitate to use violence. We need to stop him, let's go.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Vice-Director Matic, and when he saw us, he was enraged.
Vice-Director Matic: You've ruined my plans for the last time, Hiryu, and now, I will have my revenge.
Strider Hiryu: That's not going to happen, Matic, your days of tormenting the innocent are all over.
Suddenly, the blue eyes of Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir turned neon blue, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces and mythological animals, and as they approached Matic, they left colored energy, elemental forces, and mythological animals with every step.
Strider Hiryu: I'll never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed, Matic, along with the pain and suffering you've caused, and now, we will see to it that you never return to hurt anyone again.
Genis Sage: Your days are officially numbered, you monster.
Presea Combatir: And you deserve no mercy for the pain you've caused.
Suddenly, Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with elemental forces surrounding them, there are mythological animals flying around the vortex, and inside the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir emerged, but they were changed forever.
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Strider Hiryu grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his brown hair, he has neon blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with technology, ice, snow, and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a phoenix with the Ice Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and a Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with blue gems in the gold crystal links and ice blue crystal links and a blue falcon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a phoenix with ice blue gems for eyes and the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, he has on a sleeveless bluish-purple colored shirt with a red phoenix and kanji for the first character of his codename (飛 - Hi) imprinted in red on the upper left of his chest, bluish-purple pants, black combat boots, and a bluish-purple sleeveless trenchcoat with ice and technology on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with ice and tech surrounding it. Suddenly, Strider Hiryu felt a sharp pain on his back, and then, massive brown angel wings with bluish-purple and red tips, sprouted out from his now wider and more muscular back, he has on a Ring of the Phoenix with bluish-purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Hiryu's Cypher sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of energy, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Strider's Arctic Cypher Plasma Broadsword of Arctic Cyber Justice, it's a brand-new broadsword with the symbol of the Striders etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large phoenix wings for the crossguard, large bluish-purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer brown handle, and large bluish-purple gem with surrounding angel wings for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix that said, "Strider Hiryu, Agent of the Striders, Avenger of the Fallen Striders, Destroyer of Grandmaster Meio, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Ice and Technology"
ストライダー Hiryu、ストライダーのエージェント、フォールンストライダーの復讐者、グランドマスター Meioの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきと強力な教師の驚くべきと強力な学生、そして氷と技術のマスター
Strider Hiryu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ARCTIC TECH PHOENIX ANGEL OF ARCTIC BRAVERY AND TECH HOPE!
Genis Sage grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has blue highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, he has a dragon with the Ice Kanji emblazoned on his forehead, he has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with ice, snow, and dragons surrounding him, he has on silver dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and he has on his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with blue gems on the gold snowflakes links and blue crystal links and a blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, Genis Sage has on a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat, blue and white short-sleeved shirt with white phoenix, blue shorts, black leather combat boots, and the blue sleeveless trenchcoat has elemental forces and dragons on the coattails, and on the back of the trenchcoat is a dragon with magic. Genis Sage felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive white angel wings with blue tips on the white feathers, sprouted out, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with ice blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Genis Sage has a new kendama in his hands called Sage Family's Kendama of Arctic Magic Justice, it's a brand-new kendama with a large white ivory ball with a large dark blue cup with white designs on it, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with blue gems for eyes and large white gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a white kanji below the dragon that said, "Genis Sage, Younger Brother of Raine Sage, Expert Prodigy in Academics and Magic, Loving Boyfriend of Presea Combatir, Loyal Friend of Lloyd Irving and Friends, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of Mithos Yggdrasil, and Master of Magic and Elemental Forces"
ジェニス・セージ、レイン・セージの弟、学問と魔法の専門家の天才、海前戦闘の愛するボーイフレンド、ロイド・アーヴィングとフレンズの忠実な友人、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、ミトス・イグドラシルの破壊者、そして魔法と精霊の力の達人
Genis Sage has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL MAGIC ARCTIC DRAGON ANGEL OF ARCTIC JUSTICE AND ELEMENTAL DRACONIC HOPE!
And Presea Combatir grew to 6'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long pink hair put into pigtails, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with Earth, wood, phoenixes, and magic surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Earth Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold boulder-shaped links and pink crystal links with a pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a phoenix with green gems for eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a black dress with white phoenix on it, black leather combat boots with silver armor on it, and a long black sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and wood on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with Earth surrounding it. Suddenly, Presea felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with blue tips, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Presea has a new axe in her hands called Fallen Angel's Slayer, it's a new axe with a long black handle and a large double-sided blade with a phoenix etched on it, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head and green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the phoenix that said, "Presea Combatir, Loving Daughter of Sieg Combatir and Loving Sister of Alicia Combatir, Loving Girlfriend of Genis Sage, Loyal Friend of Lloyd Irving and Friends, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of Mithos Yggdrasil, and Master of Earth and Magic"
Presea Combatir、ジークCombatirの愛情の娘とアリシアCombatirの愛情の姉妹、Genisセージの愛情のガールフレンド、ロイドアーヴィングと友人の忠実な友人、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人、冷酷な、とサディ
Presea Combatir has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY EARTH PHOENIX ANGEL OF NATURE JUSTICE AND DIVINE EARTH LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir, but when Vice-Director Matic saw them, he flew into a rage and was about to attack, but the three of them attacked first by firing energy blasts at him.
Genis Sage: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic Magic Phoenix and Divine Arctic Hope) Presea, Strider, let's put an end to Matic for good.
Presea Combatir: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Earth Phoenix and Divine Nature Love) Let's do it, Genis.
Strider Hiryu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic Phoenix and Divine Arctic Hope) Time to die, Matic.
Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir went after Matic, and they fired powerful blasts of bluish-purple energy, blue and white energy, and pink energy, magic, laser blasts, plasma blasts, Earth, wood, and mythological animals at Matic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their weapons and left scars on him, and then, they fired black energy blasts which hit Matic, killing him and he was erased by The Black Gates after being found guilty of his crimes by those he's killed. We cheered wildly for what Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir did as they holster their weapons and power down, and the new bodies, weapons, clothes, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Strider Hiryu, Genis Sage, and Presea Combatir are permanent.
Nico: That's one evil CEO that got his just desserts for the crimes he's committed.
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: What Matic did has proven that he deserved to be erased from existence for good. Now, the fallen Striders who fell because of Meio's plans and Matic's schemes can finally rest in peace.
We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and we got rid of another of Strider Hiryu's enemies for good.
We then got ready to go to the Bowling Alley.
Nico: It's Georgina and Cody's turn for some bonding.
Me: Yep and we're gonna go to the bowling alley for that.
Georgina: It'll be awesome to go bowling.
Lola: Yeah it sure will.
Cody Burns: I've never gone bowling before. It'll be fun.
Eli: It sure will be awesome.
Nico: Yep. Lets go.
We were off to the Bowling Alley.
Aligned Heat Wave: There's actually no bowling alley in Griffin Rock.
Nico: I know. That's why we're going to the one here.
Georgina: Yep.
Me: But that's a shame there isn't one in Griffin Rock. We'll have to see if we can have one built there.
Laney: That's a good idea.
Qin: Yeah I like it.
We arrived at the Bowling Alley.
Nico: Considering your strength even as a human, this is perfect for you.
Georgina: Yeah.
We got to bowling.
BOWLING CRASH!
STEEERIKE!
Nico: YEAH!
Aligned Heat Wave: Nice!
Georgina: WOOHOO!
Nico: So, do you enjoy having Quickshadow as a partner?
Georgina: You bet I do Nico. She's awesome.
Qin: And she is really fast and stealthy too.
Nico: Yep.
Georgina: Yeah she is.
Cody Burns: Okay here goes.
He then grabbed a ball and then rolled it and then…
BOWLING CRASH!
It knocked down all the pins except for the dreaded 7-10 Split.
Me: The Nefarious 7-10 Split. The Fencepost.
Nico: That was still a good throw.
Me: Yeah.
Fred Flintstone: (Laughs) I know how to deal with these.
Nico: Oh cool. Here comes the iconic Fred Flintstone Bowling Strike.
Fred Flintstone: Just keep your eyes on the ball boys.
He geared up and tinkled his toes and threw the ball into the air and then it bounced and the ball split in two and knocked down the pins.
Georgina: WOOHOO!
Twilight Sparkle: That was great!
Nico: They don't call Fred an iconic bowler for show.
Carlos: That was one that Strikes ya! (Laughs)
Kids: CARLOS!
We laughed at his joke!
Simone Honou: That was a good one though.
Luan: (LAUGHS) That sure was.
Leandro Chan: Nico, I said some things to you back when Penelope was on the verge of dying that implied that I was considering on disowning you…
Nico: I know dad. I know. You were just upset and that is understandable. But like everyone said, there are times when Superheroes have to make hard decisions they don't like doing.
Leandro Chan: That's true. But I'm proud of you for doing the right thing.
Nico: But I won't deny that you saying those words hurt me inside a little.
Leandro Chan: I know son. And I'm sorry.
Nico: Oh I accept your apology. I was just conflicted is all.
Me: Lets see how you guys like this one.
I went up and rolled the ball and the pins looked like Patrick.
Patrick Pins: Yurrgh! [the bowling ball hits the Patricks, transforming him into several pins. A "strike" symbol appears. Another "strike" symbol then appears after the bowling ball falls into the back and crashes the Patricks again!]
SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
Patrick Pins: [painly] Finland!
We laughed!
Me: SSTTTTTEEEEERIKE!
Cody Burns: Was that really Patrick?
Me: No that was just me making it look like Patrick with a genjutsu.
Nico: That was really funny.
Sunny Starscout: But that was awesome though.
Me: Thanks.
Georgina: My turn!
She went over and then rolled the ball and it hit the pins.
BOWLING CRASH!
STEEERIKE!
Nico: YEAH!
Georgina: OH YEAH!
Me: Boy this is awesome!
Nico: Who wants to go next?
Eli: I will! I want to try the biggest number of pins ever.
Me: I think I have just the number for you bro.
I pressed a button and then out came an alley with 100 pins!
CLANG!
Many of our jaws dropped!
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: Oh it's on.
Nico: Do they even fit?
Me: The lane was expanded to fit.
Nico: Oh.
Eli then went over and rolled the ball and then!
KRASSSSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!
HE KNOCKED THEM ALL DOWN!
We cheered wildly!
Nico: SUPER STRIKE!
Cody Burns: Nice one!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: WOOHOO!
Fred Flintstone: Now that was amazing Eli!
Eli: Thanks. That was so awesome and fun.
Georgina: Yeah it was.
Nico: Quick question. No one can break into here, right?
Me: Yeah why?
Nico: Well I think we have company.
We then saw a scary figure appear and it was ANOTHER IBUKI! It was a scary version of Kamen Rider Ibuki from Hibiki!
Nico: Whoa!
Iori: Is that another me!?
Me: It's Another Ibuki! Not good!
Iori: You have some nerve impersonating me!
Me: Yeah! Who are you!?
Another Ibuki: (In a Girls Voice) (British Accent) Oh I'm terribly sorry for interrupting your fun game chaps.
She reverted back and Nico recognized her!
Nico: Wendy Winslow Tudor III!
Wendy Winslow: Ah you remember me Nico. I'm glad you do my good man.
Me: Wait a second. I remember reading about you. You're Wendy Winslow Tudor III The Gentlewoman Thief. You are the most notorious gentleman jewel thief and pickpocket in all of England and Europe. You are widely known for stealing some of the most priceless jewels in all the biggest museums of the world.
Wendy Winslow: That is correct my good man. And yes I have made quite the most fearsome reputation as a prominent master thief.
Iori: Are you good or bad?
Wendy Winslow: A little bit of both actually. You see, I am actually a robin hood thief. I steal the most priceless jewels and money from greedy nobleman and corrupt officials all over the world and give them to the poor and the needy. I am known as the Robin Hood of Europe.
Me: I like your style.
Sly Cooper: That is definitely something that I would do. You are definitely worthy of the title of master thief.
Wendy Winslow: Indeed Sly. And like you I too myself come from a long line of thieves.
She showed us an ancient book that her family has wrote for generations. It was called the Winslow Thief Chronicles. It has all the secrets of the Tudor Thief Clan that date back to 10,000 B.C. and her family has been stealing from the same kinds of criminals for eons!
Me: I am very impressed. I didn't know there was a clan that has been stealing for many eons. You and the Cooper Clan would really make awesome partners and allies. Did you lose your family like how Sly did?
Wendy Winslow: Alas no. My mother and father retired to an isolated island to live in peace from thieving.
Me: Ah.
Nico: And let me guess. Swartz gave you this power, right?
Wendy Winslow: Yes he did. And I unfortunately don't find it well suited for my tastes.
Me: Well you would make an awesome addition to the team. Your thieving talents would be perfect for a new branch team I have in development.
Nico: I agree.
Wendy Winslow: I would be more than willing to join you all if you defeat me and liberate me from this power.
Me: Deal.
Georgina: You're not the only who had a power forced on her!
Me: Many people have been forced into Swartz's forces.
Wendy Winslow: I can see that and you have my most sincere of condolences for all that.
Megan Kiraton: Thank you very much.
Me: Then shall we get it on then?
Wendy Winslow: We shall my good man.
She walked up to me and pulled out a white glove and slapped me across the face.
Me: I accept your challenge.
Wendy Winslow: Excellent.
She jumped back and was enveloped in a swirl of darkness and she reverted back to Another Ibuki!
Georgina: (hair starts to fall out) This is what I'm referring to!
She turned into STONEBITER!
Another Ibuki: I see.
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS!
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Iori charged at Another Ibuki.
Iori: HENSHIN!
PING!
He turned into Ibuki!
Another Ibuki jumped and landed on a table.
Me: All right then.
I pulled out my Disk Animal for the Phoenix.
Me: Go get her my fiery friend.
I had it form into a phoenix and then it went at her and she dodged it and the Disk Animal blasted her all over with fire.
Nico: Your move!
She pulled out a scary trumpet.
Me: Nice trumpet my friend.
Another Ibuki: Indeed.
She played a tune and fired a beam of energy and I deflected the blast back and it hit her all over.
Me: Time for this. (Activate's Air Man EXE's Ridewatch) WIND STORM BLAST!
I fired a wave of wind and smashed her down.
Aligned Heat Wave: That all you got?
Another Ibuki: I've only just begun.
Nico: So have we.
Tara: PELE POWER!
She flared up a red aura in the shape of Pele, the Hawaiian Goddess of fire and using Axel's powers she fired a blast of fire and it hit Another Ibuki and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Nice.
We saw Disk Animals all on the ground and they were imbued with the non-core members of the M.O.E. We picked them all up and I went over to Wendy and picked her up.
Me: A deal is a deal.
Nico: I hope you two still had fun.
Stonebiter: Oh we did!
Nicole gave Stonebiter new clothes and she went in to the bathroom and reverted back and she was in her clothes.
Georgina: Ahh that's better.
Qin: But this was awesome.
Lola: Yeah it was!
We later went back home.
We were about to watch TV.
Tae Kwon Crow was watching TV.
Tae Kwon Crow: Time to see what's on TV.
He turned it on and then he saw a news report.
News Reporter: And in recent news a massive nationwide raid of numerous High Profile figures homes resulted in the arrests of over 582,333 Mean Queen Bee Girls.
Tae Kwon Crow: Wow! Look at this guys!
We came.
Princess Daisy: Our new law worked wonders.
Me: Boy it sure did.
Nico: Where are all those girls going to go?
Me: Well if they are declared too dangerous and irredeemable they will be deported and sent to a boarding school in Oymyakon, Russia.
Nico: Whoa! That is the coldest place in the world.
Me: Yep. And if they have redeeming qualities they will be sent to a boarding school in Seattle, Washington.
Nico: Interesting.
Lincoln: And if the girls that aren't redeemed show up they will get cursed with the King Midas Vengeance Curse.
Me: Yep. And turned into solid gold statues forever.
Cybertron Crumplezone: And the arrest count's still going up!
It was already up to 1,232,532 mean queen bee girls.
Me: Wow! But because we have many versions of Earth fused with us we're going to see that number skyrocket.
Nico: He's right on that.
Eli: This is gonna be awesome.
Qin: At least the world will be safe without mean girls like them ruining peoples lives.
Gwen: Thank goodness and Heather was a monster like that.
Samie: So was my evil sister.
Me: Yeah she was. But we need her for the humiliations.
Hardhead: And thanks to us, it's going to stay that way.
Me: You got that right. Like I said, those mean girls can listen to me say this. KISS! MY! ASS!
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: The world is now a much better place without those mean girls.
Laney: I'll say.
Nico: Now it's time for our next mission. It's on another food planet.
Sunny Flare: Eli, please tell me the next planet's edible!
Eli: Oh it is and it's one that Jared will like.
Me: A Vegetable planet. Nice.
Qin: I have a feeling this one will be awesome and good.
Laney: Me too. As long as it's not made of Brussels Sprouts.
Eli: No it's not.
Then Femme Fatale, Waffle Woman, Titania, Plastique, U-Foes, Dark Turtles, Wrecking Crew, Robo-Roxy, Amora and DC Enchantress appeared.
Femme Fetale: Can me, Waffle Woman, Titania, Plastique, U-Foes, Dark Turtles, Wrecking Crew, Robo-Roxy, Amora and DC Enchantress go with you guys?
Dark Leo: And nice to see that the new law's working out.
Nico: Yes it sure is and yes you guys can all go with us. We don't know what kind of vegetable planet this world is but it's gonna be awesome.
Eli: It sure will be.
Ghuul: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: One for a Phyrexian Hydra next.
Me: That's another really awesome and scary one.
Laney: Yeah it sure is. I'm looking forward to seeing who that one is.
Lana: Me too.
Qin: I have a feeling it will be awesome.
Nico: It sure will.
DC Enchantress: Let's proceed with caution?
Dark Don: But then again, Eli's never wrong.
Nico: No he isn't. Lets head out.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Alan Sylvasta, the main antagonist of the anime Brand New Animal, and he's come to kill Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Nina Flip, and Marie Itami. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and Michiru, Nazuna, Nina, Marie, you're not going to like it: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Alan Sylvasta, and he's come to kill you girls.
Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Nina Flip, and Marie Itami gasped in shock, and that includes the rest of us.
Michiru Kagemori: I never thought we'd have to deal with that monster again.
Marie Itami: And we've told you everything about him, right, Linky?
Lincoln: You sure did, and I remembered that he's plotted to control both humans and beastmen by manipulating conflict between them until Shirou foiled his campaign. That monster needs to be stopped.
Gallie Kenovich: (Croatian Accent) And that's what's going to be done to him, Lincoln, I refuse to let a savage like himself kill my sisters, I'll see to it that this monster is banished to The Black Gates, but not before we brutally thrash him, and Lincoln, I know you're going to turn into Lincoln the Nocturnal.
Lincoln: (Smirks) You know me all too well, Gallie.
Nico: Now, you're talking. Alright, gang, let's go, there's another food planet we're going to see.
Lincoln: Yeah, but I can't help but get the feeling that on the next planet, an old enemy from two years ago is about to show its face.
Nico: I've got the same feeling too, big guy.
Me: Me too.
Lily: Same with all of us.
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6643.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a mysterious food planet located 14,233 light-years from Earth and our mission is to investigate it and destroy any evil that might be there.
Me: I have a feeling this world will be awesome.
Jared: Me too dad.
Fisticuffs: Whatever happens, we're not gonna destroy it.
Me: Nope. Not unless it posses a threat to the world and the universe.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a green forest planet.
Nico: Wow. Looks like a forest world from up here.
Jared: It sure does.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Lets land everyone.
Wrecker: What is it?
Thunderball: Is it really edible?
Nico: Lets find out.
We landed onto the planet and we got out and to our surprise and amazement we saw that it all was A PLANET MADE OF BROCCOLI! There were huge forests, grasslands and meadows and more made all entirely of broccoli!
FAAAARRRTT!
Me: It's a world made of broccoli!
2D Man: There's nothing really wrong about broccoli.
Jared: Now this is my kind of planet!
Jared went and ate a whole broccoli tree.
FFAAAARRRT!
We laughed.
Nico: Oh Jared sure loves his vegetables.
Me: Yep.
King Kai: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico can you hear me!?
Nico: King Kai yes we hear you.
King Kai: I'm afraid I have bad news. That broccoli planet you're on is home to one of your old enemies that you faced 2 years ago. It's home to the Broccoloids.
We gasped!
Me: So we inadvertently landed on their home planet!?
King Kai: Yes you sure have. And at this moment they are planning something really huge for all of Earth. You guys need to find out what it is and stop it fast.
Nico: Right! We're on it!
Plastique: We're still not destroying the planet.
Dark Ralph: Nah. Just the dirtbags on it!
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Who are the Broccoloids?
Me: Old enemies that we faced 2 years ago.
Lily: I remember them too. They are broccoli aliens from this very planet.
Nico: That was a great adventure though.
Nico went over what happened in chapter 677 and it was awesome.
FLASHBACK
Chapter opens with a view of the Gotham Royal York.
Narrator: The city of Gotham Royal York.
(A view of Earth from space; pull back.)
Narrator: On the planet Earth.
(Pull back farther; now the moon is also in view, with something hovering behind it.)
Narrator: Out in outer space. (Zoom in on the moon.) And not too far out in outer space— (It slides away.) —just behind the Earth's moon, a mysterious craft lies in wait.
(Spinning in place, the craft in question looks vaguely as if it was grown in somebody's backyard garden. Two alien voices speak from inside.)
Voice 1: Target achieved, Your Highness. Firing sequence ready on your command.
Voice 2: Excellent. Launch the sporepedo.
(The underside of the craft bulges briefly and expels a projectile that resembles a flower which has not yet opened up its petals and bloomed. A spearhead is attached to this. The object hurtles through space and enters Earth's atmosphere, landing in a farm field with its pod/bloom facing straight up and its base glowing. This swells up for a moment and then bursts; a cloud of green vapor pours out and envelops the entire field. A few seconds later, in a long shot, the miasma dissipates to leave only a spot of pulsing green light where the missile hit. Fade to black.)
(Fade in quickly to a rural setting: farmhouse, barn with a crowing rooster on the roof, tractor in front. The sun is smiling and chewing a stalk of wheat.)
Narrator: The town of Farmsville! (Pan across the scene as he continues.) A quiet, hardworking agricultural community whose residents take humble pride in the most important of duties…
(During the pan, we see your average small town, with more barns, a gas station, a general store, animals grazing, and so forth. Stop on a field, in which a man is using a combine harvester to gather the produce—broccoli.)
Narrator: …the growing of wholesome, natural foods, which are promptly harvested—
(Zoom in on the broccoli stalks as they enter the machine, then pull back; they are now in crates and being loaded onto a truck.)
Narrator: —packed, and shipped— (The truck rolls off toward Townsville.) —to the many hungry and grateful residents of Gotham Royal York.
(Cut to a city street, humming with business activity of all sorts, and pan along it.)
Narrator: These busy city-dwellers may have important appointments to keep— (In an office, two men shake hands over a contract.) —deals to make— (The control room of a TV station.) —information to distribute— (A building being put up.) —and constructions to construct—
(Turn down toward Malph's Market and zoom in slowly as he continues. The truck from Farmsville is parked in front.)
Narrator: —but none of the business that is Townsville could even begin without a trip to the market and a heaping plate full of that nutritious, delicious farm-raised goodness.
(Dissolve to a woman eating dinner, which includes a healthy portion of broccoli. She eats a forkful and smiles.)
Woman: Mmm-mmm!
(Pull back; her children—a son and a daughter—are next to her in the family kitchen. They glare at their food with loathing, and their mother is trying to get them to eat it.)
Woman (Mother 1): Come on, kids, eat your vegetables.
Daughter: No way, Jose!
Son: Yeah. No way, Jose!
Daughter: I don't eat broccoli.
Son: Yeah. I don't eat broc… (Both look crossly at him.) …lo…ri.
(Cut to a man at the table with his infant son. He is playing around with the child's food, waving a forkful around and trying to steer it in—but with no luck.)
Father 1: Here comes the Broccoli Express… (He imitates a train whistle.) …into the tunnel! (He laughs.) Here comes the pirate ship to hide treasure in the secret cave! Here comes the X-Wing space fighter zooming around through hyperspace with proton torpedoes to blow up the Death Star!
(His face falls at his lack of success. Cut to a kid in football gear, with his dinner plate in front of him and his helmet next to him on the table. His plate also has a fair amount of broccoli on it. Chewing sounds are heard o.c.)
Football Jimmy: Yuck! I ain't eatin' that!
Football Mom: (from o.c., bored) Why?
Football Jimmy: 'Cause vegetables is for sissies and rabbits. Right, Dad?
(Pan left slightly to bring his father partially into view—a big, beefy fellow with a Marine Corps tattoo on his arm and an entire steak speared on his fork. He is the one chewing. The left edge of the screen cuts off his head.)
Football Dad: (bored) Right.
Football Jimmy: And eatin' the flesh of stupid lesser beasts makes you strong. Right, Dad?
Football Dad: Right.
(Pan left again; now we see the father in all his buzz-cut glory. The mother stands next to him, with a bowlful of broccoli in hand and an annoyed look on her face. He stops chewing after a few seconds and looks at her sheepishly; now he opens his mouth so she can stick a forkful of greens into it. He bites down. The whole time, her face remains locked in that annoyed look, making sure that her husband ate the broccoli, one way or another.)
(Cut to the all of us at the estate and we are eating dinner. We are eating broccoli. Everyone except the young Powerpuff Girls, who are peeking over the edge of the dinner table at a plate of everybody's favorite vegetable.)
Bubbles: Ewww! What's that icky green stuff?
Blossom: It definitely isn't cake.
Buttercup: It ain't a corn dog.
Bubbles: I know it's not a hamster.
Blossom, Buttercup: (shocked) You eat hamsters?!
Bubbles: No! I like hamsters, and I know I don't like that…stuff!
(Pull back. The Professor is at the table as well; Blossom and Bubbles are perched on booster seats. Buttercup's chair is hidden by its placement and the plate of broccoli.)
Me: Come on girls. I know it doesn't look good. But broccoli is one of the best things you can eat.
Varie: That's right. It's good for you.
Professor: Now, girls, Varie's right. Eat your broccoli. It's exactly what growing superheroes need to charge up their powers.
(He flexes his muscles on the end of this line.)
Professor: Oh, it's packed with all kinds of vitamins and minerals, and mmm-mmm! It's so good for you!
Johnny: I don't like broccoli myself but it's good with nacho cheese on it.
Dukey: I'll say.
Adult Buttercup: Yep. It's one of my favorite vegetables.
Jared: Mine too Buttercup.
Buttercup: Too bad it tastes so nasty. (Blossom sticks her tongue out at the broccoli.)
Bubbles: You haven't even tasted it yet.
Blossom, Buttercup: Shhh!
I spear a forkful of broccoli and just as I was about to eat it, my powers reacted to it and lightning destroyed it.
Me: That's unusual. My powers know something is up with the Broccoli.
Bunny: It looks okay to me.
Professor: Well, you're not leaving the table until your broccoli is all gone. (Zoom in on him and his plate; he spears a forkful.) And the only way to get rid of broccoli is to eat it all up. Like this!
(On the end of this line, he lifts the fork to his mouth and the camera follows and zooms in. The girls react with fear and revulsion.)
Bubbles: Ewww!
Buttercup: Professor, no!
(Extreme close-up of his mouth as the broccoli enters it. Fade quickly to black and turn up into the stars, where the UFO is still hovering. The first alien voice speaks again.)
Voice 1: Your Highness, readings show the receptor spores have been ingested.
(During this line, zoom in quickly and cut to inside the craft. Its interior also has a very organic motif. The speaker is a giant humanoid stalk of broccoli with a rather nasty-looking face. It and a second stalk are seated at control panels; a third sits behind them on an elevated chair, holding a scepter and wearing a belt with a red jewel. It speaks next—this is the ruler, who has been referred to as "Your Highness," and who was the second voice heard at the start.)
Ruler: Excellent. (Zoom in on him.) The time is ripe to initiate hypnotransmithesis.
(On the end of this line, cut to a close-up of the scepter. He presses a button on its head, and it begins to glow with the same green light as the projectile in the field. The camera follows it as he brings it back in front of his face.)
Ruler: Now the Earth's barbaric mammal people shall be hypnotized into a vegetable state, allowing my warriors to reap through the Earth's animal population and weed out all the human beings. Leaving we, the Broccoloid Empire, to harvest the fruits of the earth and plant the seeds of a new empire! (He laughs evilly as the camera slowly zooms in on his scepter.)
The camera zoomed out and in came a scientist.
Broccoli Tech Guy: Sir, I've managed to make copies of our Dark Orb and spread them across the planet.
Broccoli Leader: Excellent. We may go down today. But at least Team Loud Phoenix Storm's lives will be a lot harder.
(Dissolve to a close-up of the Professor's head. His eyes are pulsing with the same light, and his skin has taken on a greenish tint. His face is frozen into a flat mask.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Professor? Professor? Are you all right?
Me: Professor? What's wrong?
(Pull back slightly to reveal his entire body seems to have gone stiff. He tips backward and crashes to the floor. Pull back; he is as stiff as a board and unresponsive. Blossom and Bubbles stand near him and are visibly distraught.)
Buttercup: (from o.c.) You see?! (landing by him) I told you that stuff was wrong!
I check his pulse.
Me: He's still alive but he's in a braindead state.
Bubbles: (voice breaking) Why did you eat it, Professor? Why?
(A faint cacophony of voices starts up, and the girls cock their heads and cup their hands to their ears, listening intently.)
Narrator: Just then, the girls' ultrasonic hearing is bombarded with cries for help.
Laney: What is it girls?
Buttercup: We have many people crying out!
Blossom: Sounds like we're not the only ones in trouble. We gotta find out what's going on!
(Overhead view of the Estate as we all exit through the roof and head into the city.)
Narrator: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm heads out across Gotham Royal York.
(Cut to the black family's kitchen. The mother is in the same condition as the Professor; her kids are nearby, crying. Blossom, Lincoln and Adult Blossom fly in through the window.)
Narrator: But everywhere they go, the story's the same.
Girl: Our mom was trying to make us eat broccoli, but—
(In another house, Bubbles, Laney, Nico and Carol are on the scene. A woman lies on the floor, with her kid nearby.)
Kid: —I wouldn't, so she ate it and her—
(Buttercup, Varie, Adult Buttercup, Aylene and Lana are checking out the parents of the football kid. The mother's expression has gone from the annoyed look she had as she was feeding her husband the broccoli earlier to a similar zonked-out look like on the Professor, with her hair somewhat frazzled, and her husband in a similar state as well.)
Football Jimmy: —eyes started glowin' and then they just zonked out, man!
(We all gather for a conference.)
Blossom: Just like the Professor! (Pull back; We are in all the street, with a crowd of kids around us.)
Adult Blossom: This looks very familiar to all of us.
Me: How so Blossom?
Adult Blossom: We fought evil broccoli aliens that wanted to invade the Earth to take it for themselves.
Me: I know that kind of trouble all too well. Who were these evil Broccoli Aliens?
Adult Blossom: These aliens were called the Broccoloids and they are an alien race that want to take over the universe.
Me: So they're evil vegetable aliens.
Robin (PPG): I remember these aliens. They were tasty.
Football Jimmy: They were. We showed them and we got to love eating them and vegetables.
Me: Well we got to find out where the source of the bad broccoli came from.
(Cut to us in flight, heading toward Farmsville.)
Narrator: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm traces the broccoli back to its roots, in hopes of unearthing some clues.
(They land in one of the fields; cut to all of us, inspecting the stalks left over from the harvest.)
Bubbles: (from o.c.) Hey, guys! (Pan right slightly; she is farther back from them.) Over here!
(Cut to her; she has found the spent shell and is looking intently at it. We all join her.)
Bubbles: What is it?
Buttercup: Looks like a missile.
Bubbles: Or a weird pea pod.
Blossom: Or both.
Me: I've never seen something like this.
(Close-up of Blossom, now looking very closely at it. The highlights in her pupils are glowing slightly; zoom in on the projectile as the Narrator speaks.)
Narrator: Upon closer inspection, Blossom's microscopic vision reveals…
(Dissolve to a magnified view of the surface of the exposed bulb at the center. It is covered with glowing green particles. This is Blossom's perspective.)
Blossom: It was carrying some sort of alien mind-control spores. (Cut to Buttercup, bent over a furrow in the field.)
Buttercup: There's spores all over this field! (Pull back; we are standing away from her.)
Blossom: It must have infected the broccoli.
Me: These aliens are crafty.
Lincoln: So that's why our powers didn't let us eat the broccoli.
Laney: Or we would've ended up like the people that did.
Then my dark orb detector went off and it showed millions of Dark Orbs coming into our atmosphere.
Me: Uh oh.
Bubbles: But why? (A high-pitched humming begins.) Where did it come from?
(In the sky, the organic flying saucer descends toward the field.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Looks like we're about to get our answer. (Cut to a nearby scarecrow.) Quick, hide!
(The girls dive into it and poke their heads out. Top to bottom: Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles. Me, Lincoln, Laney and Lola hid on top of the barn. The craft extends legs and touches down. Its underside bulges and ejects four Broccoloid soldiers armed with blasters made from carrots. The ruler, who could be now dubbed as "Emperor" due to his earlier decree regarding the Broccoloid Empire, stands in the middle of the group; he now wears a red cape in addition to the belt and still carries his scepter.)
Ruler: Leaftenant, branch out and scout the area for our first wave of invasion. (The soldiers fan out as he finishes. Also, "Leaftenant" would actually be "Lieutenant" in normal military rank designations, though it is dubbed "Leftenant" in the British Armed Forces.)
Buttercup: What?!
(The girls jump down in time with their next lines. Each one ends up with different clothing from the scarecrow—Blossom the hat, Buttercup the shirt, Bubbles the pants and shoes.)
Blossom: Nobody invades Earth—
Buttercup: —without a fight—
Bubbles: —from the Powerpuff Girls!
Me, Lincoln, Lola and Laney jump down.
Me: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Broccoli Leader: You will not defeat us this time, Powerpuff Girls!
Blossom: We did before and we can do so again!
(He pulls a weapon of his own and fires. The shot vaporizes the hat, leaving only a wisp of black smoke above Blossom's head that she looks up at as her bow parts to emit the wisp of smoke from where the scarecrow's hat had been. The other troops begin shooting; Buttercup jumps out of the shirt just before it is blown full of holes. Bubbles charges at the enemy, still wearing the pants and shoes and taking long, floppy strides to avoid the barrage. Blossom strikes the blaster from a soldier's hands—and, in the same blow, knocks the hands themselves off. Buttercup beheads another with an uppercut, while Bubbles disposes of a third with a high kick. Blossom splits the fourth with a flying karate chop.)
(The battle is not over, however; the four Broccoloids quickly regenerate the body parts they have lost. Even the one Blossom just split in half regenerates, with each half becoming a new soldier and advancing again. The girls scream and grab each other, and Bubbles jumps out of the scarecrow pants.)
Bubbles: That scared the pants off of me!
Buttercup: How are we ever gonna stop 'em?
(Blossom has a mental picture of the Professor and recalls his words at the dinner table—words that do not put her at ease as she recalls them.)
Professor: (memory) The only way to get rid of your broccoli is to eat it all up.
(A Broccoloid jumps at her, snarling; zoom in slowly on Blossom who does not realize what she is about to do. Faced with no other option, she finally opens her mouth as wide as she can and slams her teeth together. The enemy is dispatched in four huge bites; Blossom swallows hard and looks a bit ill from the experience. The other Broccoloid infantry and the ruler are left shocked by what they just witnessed.)
Ruler: Barbarians!
Bubbles: Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!
Buttercup: Ugh! Nasty!
Blossom: Swallow your pride, girls! We gotta eat 'em to beat 'em!
Me: I know you girls don't like it but we can do it. Besides. I'm getting hungry. (Licks lips)
(The Broccoloids yell and charge at us and we do do so likewise with our teeth bared. Blossom crunches through the midsection of one, Bubbles eats her way up from the legs of another, and Buttercup takes the head off a third with a single bite. Me and Laney bit a bunch of them and ate them. Buttercup struggles with the lower half of this one for a moment before finally getting it down. Now Bubbles and Buttercup chomp one from opposite ends and make short work of it.)
(Buttercup joins Blossom and Bubbles on the ground; then later rubs her stomach.)
Bubbles: Oh…I'm getting full.
Me: (Burps) Excuse me.
Blossom: I think I've got room for one more.
(She looks o.c. on the end of this line, and the camera pans to follow her gaze. The Broccoloid Emperor stands by himself at the entrance to the saucer. What he says next starts with him having a look of sympathy on his face before turning it back into an evil smile.)
Ruler: What? You're getting full already? But that was just an appetizer. (The sky fills with saucers, a couple deploying their landing gear as they prepare to touch down first to reinforce their leader.) Here comes the main course! (He laughs wickedly.)
(We all look into the sky with great apprehension.)
Me: There's hundreds of them!
Blossom: Uh-oh. We're gonna need some help! (The reinforcements start to land.)
Ruler: What's the matter? Don't have the stomach for it?! (He laughs again; We all take off for the city.)
Narrator: And with that, Team Loud Phoenix Storm retreats back to Gotham Royal York to enlist the aid of the other children.
(Dissolve to the girls in the midst of a crowd of kids.)
Blossom: So you see? The only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli! (Close-up of her.)
Me: That's right. You all beat these broccoli aliens before and you can do so again.
Varie: That's right. The world is in danger and they will kill us all if we don't stop them!
Aylene C.: That's right.
Adult Blossom: Me, Bubbles and Buttercup got you all together and we beat these aliens the first time. If we don't stop them they will kill us all.
Bunny: That's right. Our older selves have experiences with this. So what do you say guys? Shall we eat some vegetables and save our world and our parents from ultimate death!?
(Football Jimmy was touched by our words and sobs and sniffles for a few seconds before raising his helmet.)
Football Jimmy: Let's do it for the folks!
(His teammates roar and bang their helmeted heads together, and several of the other kids cheer with a new fighting spirit. A huge boy wearing a black T-shirt with the letters "nWo" on its front shoves them aside.)
Edzilla: ED EAT BROCCOLI!
Huge boy: Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! (Pan briefly to us, who look on in approval.)
Flint Lockwood and Chowder arrived.
Flint L.: Let us help too.
Lincoln: Flint Lockwood and Chowder?
Viper: Flint? What're you doing here?
Flint L.: You think I was gonna miss out on dealing with a food crisis? As if!
Chowder: Whenever there is food I will eat it.
Me: We need all the help we can get.
Narrator: And so—
(In the field, armed assault vehicles built from ears of corn and tomatoes roll out of the saucers.)
Narrator: —as the vegetarian forces mobilize for invasion—
(As he continues, two kids put cooking pots on their heads and a third dons a fireman's helmet.)
Narrator: —the children of Gotham Royal York gird their loins for battle.
(The helmet has a strobe light on top; the kid presses a button to activate it and a siren. Broccoloid soldiers rush to parade formation, salute their ruler, and seize blasters. A kitchen drawer is opened; several kids reach in to grab utensils. One boy slides salt and pepper shakers into a bandolier slung across his chest as if they were shotgun shells; a fork is already loaded in. Another boy checks the aim on a bottle of ketchup and drops it into a cowboy-style holster at his belt. The alien ruler, now mounted on a giant carrot creature, gives a signal to the troops, and the march to Gotham Royal York begins.)
(Blossom has a set of battle plans spread before her on the ground and is explaining them to a group of kids as Bubbles and Buttercup look on. When she finishes, two of them snap to attention and salute. We were ready to fight and launch an all-you-can-eat buffet of pain and torture on the Broccoloids. The assault force approaches the city, but stops at the ruler's command.)
Ruler: Halt! (to a nearby soldier) Colonel, let's trim back that overgrown city.
(The soldier, dressed in a military cap and belt, speaks with the first alien voice we heard—the one that addressed the ruler twice before on the saucer.)
Colonel: Artillery, on my mark. (Cut to a row of assault vehicles; he continues o.c.) Ready! (They roll into position.) Aim! (The cannons are leveled. Back to him.) Fire!
(Before anyone can obey the command, though, the vehicle next to him is blown to bits, knocking the Colonel's hat off in the process as he shields himself from the splatter that results from the artillery piece's demise.)
Colonel: Huh?
(Blossom flies overhead, her face locked in an angry, fighting mood, firing shots from her eye lasers and wiping out several vehicles. Her sisters do likewise, after which all three take cover in the city. Lincoln fires a lot of lightning and burned the tanks to a crisp. The ruler looks after them and growls in surprise and fury at the cheap shot to his armor so that the city skyline remains unharmed.)
Ruler: Those little sprouts have pulped my tanks! No matter. (turning around, to ranks of soldiers) Infantry! After them!
(The troops run through the streets.)
Ruler: (from o.c.) Storm the city!
(They charge down one street but find nothing. Turn up to an upper-story window in one building; Blossom and a kid watch, keeping as far out of sight as they can so the Broccoloids don't see them. Suddenly she stands up.)
Blossom: Release the cheese!
(Up and down the street, kids tip over huge kettles of melted cheese, and the contents rain down toward the Broccoloids.)
Troops: Huh?
(They scream as the cheese douses them; when the deluge ends, they have been reduced to a dripping yellow mass on the pavement, leaving a few pairs of eyes to blink in confusion and arms and legs sticking out of the mess to twitch in helplessness. Cut to a closed door, which bursts open. A horde of kids swarms out, with Bubbles floating above them.)
Bubbles: CHARGE!
(The kids start to cheer as they rush out on Bubbles' command to attack. We storm out of the buildings and began eating the Broccoloids. Buttercup smashes her way through another door, and she and more kids fall on top of the incapacitated invaders. Everybody digs in with great enthusiasm and not a little bit of bloodlust, though their table manners could use some improvement—one of them chews with his mouth open far enough to allow us to see the contents.)
(A soldier standing near a trash can is chomped by a kid who pops out from inside it; another one meets the same fate after stepping too close to a basement window. Several others retreat around a corner, firing up the street, but one trips and falls—and is promptly set upon. Now a troop transport made from a pumpkin and tomatoes rolls onto the scene, and a hatch in front opens to allow its occupants to join the battle. They are met by the football team, with Buttercup standing behind them like a quarterback.)
Buttercup: Eighty-two! Thirty-six! Bite!
(They tackle the invaders and chomp away. Now we see a close-up of a soldier advancing down the block, gun drawn, and stopping to look back and forth. No threats in sight. Crunching is heard, and the soldier looks down—the camera following—to find two babies eating it from the legs up. Another enemy has a kid at gunpoint, but promptly gets a faceful of salt and is devoured.)
Nico: Broccoloids, you have all failed this city!
Nico ate a bunch of Broccoloids and he was still hungry.
Me: (Chomps a Broccoloid) (With my mouth full) More like they have failed our galaxy. (Gulps)
Sprout grew lots of killer plants and they ate them.
Cosmos fired lasers and burned the Broccoloids.
Cosmos: I love fried broccoli! Combo time!
Sprout agreed. Cosmos fired lasers and Sprout grew ferocious plants.
Cosmos: LASERPLANT FIRESTORM!
Cosmos fired lasers from Sprout's killer plants. They incinerated them. During the skirmish Laney caught a Flabebe, Galvantula, Torterra, Gogoat, Sceptile, Serperior and a Leavanny. Nico caught a Jumpluff, an Aipom and the Ultra Beast Pheromesa.
Edzilla (eats Broccoli aliens left and right): ED KNOWS THAT FRIENDS ARE HUNGRY! BUT ED IS HUNGRIEST OF THEM ALL! BROCCOLI ALIENS BELONG TO ED NOW!
Carmen (nervously gives Edzilla one of the Broccoli aliens): It's cool, big guy! Have all the broccoli that you want.
Viper fired missiles and Coconuts fired a banana bomb blaster.
Viper and Coconuts: BANANA MISSILE BARRAGE!
The banana bombs and missiles blew the Broccoloids into mush.
Flint L.: Final Smashing! ROTSTORM RAY!
Flint fired a ray gun the turned the Broccoloids into stalks of rotten broccoli and it smelled horrible.
Lana: That was awesome Flint!
Lana ate the rotten Broccoli.
Chowder: My turn! CHOWDER EAT!
Chowder was eating the Broccoloids like there was no tomorrow.
(The football kid is pinned down and at the mercy of yet another soldier, which laughs at him. Cut to Bubbles as she opens a cage of rabbits, which hop over and quickly nibble the threat into submission, saving the kid. Blossom stands next to a boy lying on his back; his belly is greatly swollen, and he sounds very ill and weak.)
"Injured" boy: Forty-seven stalks…the horror…the horror…
Blossom: Stay down, soldier. You've seen enough action.
Bubbles: (from o.c.) Blossom! (Pan left slightly; she stands with several other kids, all looking sick.) A lot of us are getting really full. I don't know how much more we can eat!
Me: Yeah! I'm getting bloated!
Leni: This is totes too much for me.
Lori: This is literally too much. (FARTS LOUDLY)
Me: Lori!
Lori: That was my shoe!
I rolled my eyes.
(The Broccoloid Emperor has a quick conference with the Colonel. The Colonel is still without his hat after it was knocked off by the earlier attack on the Broccoloid artillery pieces by the Girls.)
Colonel: Sire, their forces are weakening. We have them on the run.
Ruler: Excellent. It's only a matter of time before—uh?
(A sound like that of a Harley-Davidson starts up in the distance, and the two look toward it. The camera pans in that direction to show a silhouette and a cloud of dust racing toward the battlefield; close-up of a kid wearing sunglasses and a bucket on his head. He holds the horns of an animal, perhaps a goat, and the camera pulls back to reveal that this is in fact what it is. The boy and the goat charge in at top speed, and a second rider appears on the scene. They leap over the Emperor and Colonel, who look on in total disbelief.)
Narrator: Ha-haw! Here comes the hungry cavalry!
(When they hit the ground, they each do a screaming U-turn and plow into the ranks of surviving troops. Each is seen in turn; the goats eat the bodies and leave pieces of the heads flying, and the riders finish these off. Severed arms and legs flying everywhere during the blitzkrieg. Blossom and several other kids, including the football kid, watch in admiration.)
Kids, Blossom: Hooray!
Me: Yeah!
Blossom: CHARGE! (They do so.)
Jared: Lets get them!
Ruler: RETREAT!
(He does so, but the other Broccoloids are quickly set upon; Blossom takes one out in a single flying bite. The ruler makes a break for it but finds Buttercup and several other kids blocking his path. They cheer and yell at him, and he directs his mount in a new direction. This time, he runs into Bubbles and still more fired-up defenders. He is knocked to the ground when one of the goats munches the animal.)
Me: You're finished Broccoloid Emperor.
Broccoli Leader: Even if you defeat us, we still managed to make copies of our Dark Orb around the planet. That will give the villains of this world a fighting chance!
Nico: Well, we don't mind hunting those orbs down one at a time. After all, I like a challenge!
Me: Me too.
Broccoloid Leader: Well then how about this for a challenge? Release my secret weapon!
A huge pumpkin landed and out of it came a huge dragon heartless.
The Heartless that appeared before us was a black mechanical dragon. Optimus Prime was able to recognize it. It was MEGATRON! As a Heartless. But he was called the Megatronic Nightmare.
Optimus Prime: Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: Did you really think our battle was over, Optimus Prime?
Me: Megatron!? But how can this be?
Megatron: I am now a Heartless. But as a result, my power is greater than ever!
Me: We stopped you before and we can stop you again. Jared, Cornelia, Sam M, Laney, Riley and Ben, You all fight the Broccoli leader.
Jared: You got it dad.
Lily: Optimus let me help you face him.
Lori J.: Me too Optimus. I've had it with this freak!
Optimus Prime: Okay.
Optimus Prime transformed into his Super Mode.
Optimus Prime: Give it all you got Megatron. OPTIMUS PRIME SUPER MODE!
Lily: We've had it with you Megatron! You're dead!
Lori J.: If there's one thing I've learned since being with the Autobots and Optimus and his friends it's that we will always win no matter what!
Optimus Prime: That's right. We have right on our side.
Megatronic Nightmare: (Laughs) For all the good that will do. Now prepare to meet your end.
Optimus Prime: Wrong Megatron. It's your reign of evil that's ending.
Lily: You're the one who's going to die Megatron. We killed you before and we can kill you again.
Lily kicked the Megatronic Nightmare in the face and Lori J. and Lily grew to Megatron's size.
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand. And one shall fall!
Megatronic Nightmare: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should be asking yourself, Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!
Lily kicked him in the face and fired a massive blast of water and Lori fired a massive blast of fire and the blasts combined and exploded.
KRABOOOOOMMM!
Megatron was still standing. And he transformed. (Megatron's Transmetal 2 form from Beast Wars)
Megatronic Nightmare: Is that really all you got? You pathetic fools.
Lily: We're just getting started.
Optimus Prime: Good will always triumph over evil.
Megatronic Nightmare: Ha! You must be joking.
Lori J.: Like Hell we are!
Optimus Prime: Even if you destroy me you haven't won. My friends will never stop fighting you and if they fall others will come forward. As long as all you care about is yourself, you'll have to take on the Entire Universe! YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
Lily: And we're gonna make sure that we send you back to Hell you bastard!
Lori J.: Yeah! You've tormented the Universe for the last time Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: Even if you all are right, which you're not, there's still one thing I can do. I can be rid of you!
Megatronic Nightmare charged up his most powerful attack and he charged up a powerful blast of dark energy in his dragon head.
Lily charged up a Kamehameha Wave.
Megatronic Nightmare: You can't possibly withstand my full power! GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Megatronic Nightmare fired a massive blast of dark energy and Lily fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and Lily's overpowered his and it exploded in his face.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
It blew him into the armada of Broccoloid saucers and knocked him down.
Megatronic Nightmare: No…no more Optimus Prime! Please have mercy! I beg of you!
Optimus: Mercy? You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff, Megatron
Lily: I've had it with you Megatron! I will never forgive you for all the pain and suffering you caused to the universe!
Lily thought about all the terrible and dark deeds that Megatron caused to all of Cybertron and all of the Autobots and the Decepticons all throughout the years and she also thought about all the times Megatron tried to destroy the universe and kill everyone Optimus Prime and all his friends care about. She also thought about all the times Megatron tried to kill all her friends and everyone she cares about. She knew that Megatron was the ultimate evil of Cybertron and the most dangerous menace to the entire galaxy.
Then Lily screamed in a massive roar of unrelenting fury and she had her aura flare up in a massive explosion of energy and her hair turned aqua blue and grew down to her knees. She had lightning flicker all over her at an incredible rate and water swirled around her. Lily was now a Super Angel 3! And her power was incredible!
Megatronic Nightmare: What trickery is this!?
Lily: I am your end Megatron! Optimus, Lori, lets send this monster back to Hell!
Lori J.: With pleasure.
Optimus Prime: I agree. This ends here.
Lily gave Lori and Optimus Prime versions of Vector Prime's Time Sword.
Optimus Prime: We'll give you one last chance to surrender.
Megatronic Nightmare: Ha. You three are pathetic to the end.
He charged at them.
Optimus Prime: Very well. Then this shall be your end!
Optimus Prime slammed him with the sword and blew him back with incredible force.
Megatronic Nightmare: Such power! (Groans)
Megatronic Nightmare stopped.
Optimus Prime: You will always lose Megatron. You think of nothing but destruction. None of your victories last. You care about nothing but yourself. No one cares about you. The time has come to end your struggle.
Megatronic Nightmare: You're right old friend. (Forms a sword of dark energy) We've waged this war for far too long! (Glows in a dark purple aura)
Optimus Prime: Only one shall stand Megatron.
Lily: And it's not going to be you! (Flares up her Aqua blue aura)
Lori J.: You've tormented our universe for the last time! (Flares up a Crimson Red Aura)
Optimus Prime: It ends here! (Flares up a yellow aura)
Megatronic Nightmare: NEVER! (CHARGES AND SCREAMS)
Lily, Lori and Optimus Prime charged.
Optimus Prime: At last the Universe will be free of your evil!
Megatronic Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Optimus Prime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Lori J.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Megatronic Nightmare swung his sword. But Lily, Optimus and Lori's swords were too strong and they went through it and shattered it into a million pieces and they impaled the Megatronic Nightmare all the way through his black spark! He screamed in excruciating pain.
Lily: GO BACK TO HELL! AND STAY THERE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
Lori J.: NEVER SHOW YOUR UGLY FACE ON OUR PLANET AGAIN!
Lily: THIS IS OUR UNIVERSE! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE WELCOME HERE!
There was a massive explosion.
KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared, the sun was rising over the horizon and the Megatronic Nightmare had 3 swords skewered all the way through him and his black spark. He was dying.
Megatronic Nightmare: I still function. (Weakly) You haven't won. Not while my spark... Still burns. (Laughs)
He was fading away.
Optimus Prime: You've fought well. Good bye Megatron.
Nicole sent Megatron's spirit into the River of Fire. He was gone for good.
Lily fell to the ground exhausted.
Lincoln rushed over to Lily.
Lincoln: Lily!
Optimus Prime: She's all right Lincoln. She's really exhausted.
Lincoln had tears of joy in his eyes.
Lincoln: Lily I'm so proud of you.
Lily: Thanks big brother.
Jared, Cornelia, Sam M, Laney, Riley and Ben as Wildvine were facing the Broccoloid Emperor.
Broccoloid Emperor: This world will be ours and humans will all be dead! Our ambition is to make the galaxy perfect for all vegetables.
Cornelia (clearly angry): ... Are you kidding me? Are you fucking KIDDING ME?! YOU JUST DROP YOUR BROCCOLI SPORES ON THE GROUND LIKE NOTHING!? WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! TALKING ABOUT MAKING THE GALAXY A BETTER PLACE, YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE ONLY POISONING THE WORLD WITH YOUR SPORES AND PLANET DOMINATION CRAP! IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE GALAXY A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOURSELVES BETTER PEOPLE: LEARN TO READ, FINISH YOUR EDUCATION, AND GET A DAMN JOB! AND IF YOU ALL CAN'T BRING YOURSEVES TO DO THAT, THEN YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF RETARDED PUSSBAGS!
We applauded for her.
Me: Well said Cornelia.
Nico: You tell her.
Megan: Way to lay down the law on him sis!
Irma: Corny, you know your parents aren't gonna be happy that you said some bad words, right?
Cornelia (smirks): It was worth it!
Cornelia fired blasts of bramble vines at him and Laney, Sam M., Wildvine and Riley slashed him with whips and vines.
Ruler: No! No! Leaf me alone! I don't dessert this!
(The girls' shadows fall over him on the end of this line, and one by one, they open wide for a huge final bite of mutant broccoli. The scepter falls to Blossom's feet and, after she looks at it as it glowed for a few more seconds, is reduced to mush by one well-placed stomp from her Mary Jane—the invasion is over.)
(Cut to a slow pan down a street full of cheering, celebrating kids. We all were cheering wildly. Buttercup is tossing a couple of them into the air, Bubbles is being tossed by two—one of them being the football kid—and Blossom is shaking hands with another.)
The Broccoloids all appeared as spirits.
Broccoli Leader (as a spirit): We will return! And when we do, we will... (Edzilla pours ketchup on him) What are you doing?
Edzilla: Ed want to eat Broccoli spirit with ketchup! (about to devour him)
Broccoli Leader (horrified): NO! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!
Nicole sealed them into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Narrator: So, with the Broccoloids devoured—
(Cut to a pan up a street full of recovering adults as he continues. The kids hug them. The football kid's father is a bit befuddled at finding a rabbit in the celebration.)
Narrator: —and the hypno-transmithesizer destroyed, the parents of Gotham Royal York awaken. And families once torn apart by war are reunited once again.
(Cut to the Professor and the girls doing some grocery shopping. Bubbles and Buttercup ride in the cart; Blossom floats along above it. Things have returned to normal as life continues after the girls have saved Gotham Royal York once more.)
Narrator: And as normal life resumes, we join the Utonium family on an outing to the supermarket.
Professor: Why don't you girls go pick out some cereal, and I'll meet you in the produce aisle.
Blossom: (as the girls zip away) Okay!
Professor: (to himself) We'll see if we can't find some greens they will eat.
(An o.c. commotion brings him up short; in the produce aisle, kids are ferociously digging into the fruits and vegetables on display. The girls are leading the offensive.)
Blossom: Give 'em heck, troops! We'll show 'em who's boss! You can never be too careful. (The Professor and several parents watch, completely stunned by this turnaround of their kids eating the greens that they hated only a day ago.)
Flint L.: (To the Viewers) Eat your vegetables. They are very good for you.
(The background for the end shot comes up.)
Narrator: And so once again the day is saved—
(Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Powerpuff Girls appear in their usual pose.)
Narrator: —thanks to the Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Powerpuff Girls!
(The background is chomped away in three huge bites; it ends up looking exactly as it did before, but now several kids have appeared below the girls.)
Narrator: And the hungry little tykes of Gotham Royal York.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That is amazing that you guys dealt with them before.
Qin: That sure is awesome!
Tsuyu: Yeah.
Meta Knight: They do not have a Heartless version of Megatron this time.
Nico: No thank goodness.
Lily: And that was awesome.
Me: But we have to eat these aliens to destroy them. Hope you guys are all hungry.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: I don't know about you guys but I'm in the mood for some of Chef McMuesli's broccoli salad, made Broccoloid style.
Eli: Me too!
Waffle Woman: I've got a jar of butterflies for backup.
Vapor: And my powers can kill them easily.
Me: Butterflies don't eat broccoli. Here use these.
I gave her a jar of locusts.
Waffle Woman: Even better. Thanks.
Nico: Yeah. Lets go find us some broccoloids.
Me: I got plenty of nacho cheese with Cheese Monster and Cheese Crocker's powers.
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: Awesome.
Gru: I've also got my trusty freeze Ray!
Me: Awesome.
Lola: Yeah and our fire powers will burn those aliens.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Looks like we got everything. Lets get moving and eat.
We were off to find some Broccoloids.
Titania: I'm ready to pound them!
Piledriver: So am I!
Leni: I'll make smoothies out of them.
Nico: Now you're talking.
Me: Hey Nico which Ridewatches are you going to assign this time?
Fabia: I was just about to ask the same thing.
Nico: Does this answer your question?
The Ridewatches and their copies were Super Megaforce Red, OOO, Birth, OOO Tajadol combo, OOO Putotyra combo, my OOO form, and Will's OOO form.
Disk Wars Deadpool: Why couldn't these have existed in the show's run?
Me: No idea Wade.
Laney: But this is gonna be interesting to see who gets which one.
Vector: Who gets which?
X Ray: Damn! The Super Megaforce ones look promising.
Nico: Yeah they do!
The copies for Super Megaforce Red, OOO, Birth, OOO Tajadol combo, OOO Putotyra combo, my OOO form, and Will's OOO form will go to Derpy Hooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Cayenne, Saffron Masala, Princess Amore, Princess Cadance and Trixie Lulamoon. The Originals for Super Megaforce Red, OOO, Birth, OOO Tajadol combo, OOO Putotyra combo, my OOO form, and Will's OOO form will go to Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Flash and Hawkgirl.
RD Lola: Let's roast some broccoli!
Nico: Yeah.
We went over a hill and then we saw a massive and huge city made of vegetables!
Laney: Whoa! What a city!
Bulldozer: Not gonna lie. This is an amazing city.
Dark Mikey: I've seen better.
Nico: Wait look.
We saw on a huge viewing tv or Jumbotron, the leader of the entire empire, EMPEROR OF THE BROCCOLOID EMPIRE, ZARNKON!
Zarnkon: Fellow citizens of Vegetus, as you all know its been 2 years since the fall of my brother Rendo in his failed attempted conquest of the planet known as Earth, but now the time is ripe for the Broccoloid Empire to destroy that planet to avenge my brother! We will launch the largest ever invasion in the entire universe with a massive army of billions of our ships and then we'll use mind control brainwaves to hypnotize all the people of Earth into a vegetable state and destroy all the Earth's population. Then we will make that miserable planet all ours for the taking! (EVIL LAUGHTER)
Citizens: LONG LIVE ZARNKON!
Laxus Dreyar: Guy loves to hear himself talk.
Nico: Yes he does.
Laney: It's time for us to make him salad.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Shall we get to doing the entrance?
Robo Roxy: We need to clear a path first.
Ironclad: (cracks knuckles) Leave that to me!
Nico: Lets do it.
We went and plowed through them.
Taylor: NOW we can do our entrance.
Nico: Lets do it!
We went to the castle. The Broccoloid Army was getting ready to attack. BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF SOLDIERS were ready for war. But then the spirits of the Women of Power, Groups of Fury and Magic Masters appeared and they swirled around and then converged and then…
KKRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and fireballs rained down and burned many soldiers. Then we came out!
Nico: Okay Broccoloids, you are all dinner!
Zarnkon: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Here!?
Me: Yes us here on your world this time!
Blossom: You sent your men to our planet and now we're here to return the favor by retaliating!
Nico: You wanted to destroy us with hypnosis vegetables. But the kids thankfully didn't eat any of them.
Zarnkon: Why?
Me: Because they didn't like broccoli before and now that we've eaten you guys, we're going to eat ALL our vegetables!
Amora: Oh, don't worry. Unlike you, your planet will remain intact.
Nico: Because we're going to make sure your invasion never happens.
Zarnkon: We'll see about that!
Then Speed Demon, Mysterio, Yenaldooshi, Gentleman Ghost, Grodd, Iceage, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Count Spankulot and Xigbar then appeared!
Nico: Speed Demon, Mysterio, Yenaldooshi, Gentleman Ghost, Grodd, Iceage, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Count Spankulot and Xigbar!
Me: Awesome seeing you guys here.
Speed Demon: I bet you guys didn't expect to see the Broccoloids here.
Nico: Honestly? We didn't.
Me: It was totally unexpected. But it's amazing that we found their home planet.
Mysterio: At least you guys can take them out right now.
Yenaldooshi: And eat them.
Me: Right at the very source.
Yenaldooshi: Yep.
Gentleman Ghost: We heard that you took out Heather.
Nico: We sure did.
Grodd: You did a good job.
Me: Thanks. That monster had it coming.
Grodd: And we heard a new Anti-Queen Bee law was put into effect.
Me: Yep.
Grodd: Good.
Mothma then appeared again.
Nico: Back for another round I see Mothma.
Mothma: Yep.
Nico: Just wanted to thank you for distracting Blakk last year.
Mothma: It was my pleasure.
Me: That was awesome and cool.
We got the usual battles underway
Jaden, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Lincoln Loud, Linka Loud, Lightning Lisa, Lisa Loud, Levi Loud, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon - Nico's Rescue
Speed Demon was first.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Nico's rescue didn't involve visiting a new place. Instead, he, Ingrid, and the others just tied up some loose ends.
Jaden: Yeah thanks to the Church of Necrom.
Speed Demon: What now?
Jaden: It was a minor contingency plan to get revenge on us by releasing Heather from her curse.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that monster is now gone for good. Earlier this morning all of Canada was celebrating like crazy.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding. They were all partying like you wouldn't believe.
Whirlwind: Everyone is now free from the terror of Heather the Satanic Queen Bee.
Air Lincoln: Yeah she had it coming. Now she is a forgotten memory.
Lincoln: Yeah good riddance.
Linka Loud: She deserved to be destroyed for everything she did.
Lightning Lisa: I agree there on that one.
Lisa Loud: Me too. She deserved to be erased from existence.
Levi Loud: I agree there too.
Sour Sweet: Yeah she deserved to be destroyed after everything that she did to everyone in Canada and on Total Drama and even to us.
Sunny Flare: She brought all this on herself.
Speed Demon: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Jaden activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
JOHN L BARKER SR. AND SPEED DEMON!
Speed Demon: John L. Barker Sr?
Jaden: He was the inventor of the radar speed gun. You know those radar guns that police officers use to bust speeders.
Speed Demon: Yeah I sure do! That's interesting there.
They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Yusei Fudo, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Dirt Lana, Lana Loud, Leif Loud, Ri'Oha and Ghuul VS Mysterio - Us beating Heather and Another Zenkai Red
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) Nico, Ingrid, and the others did good beating Heather and Another Zenkai Red. And which Heartless robot can I summon this time?
Yusei: How about Yellow Operas next?
Mysterio: Great choice.
He summoned 20 Yellow Opera Robots.
Yusei: Nice! Also yes it was really awesome beating them too. Heather had it coming and it was awesome she is gone for good.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah she had it coming.
Cozy Glow: That girl was pure evil incarnate.
Hex: She deserved to be destroyed too. I'm glad she got what's coming to her.
Dirt Lana: Too bad we won't be able to destroy Amy from the Sore Losers.
Lana: I know. But we need her for the humiliations.
Leif Loud: Yeah.
Mysterio: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Yusei activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
CHARLES F. BRUSH AND MYSTERIO!
Mysterio: Charles F. Brush?
Yusei: He was the inventor of the electric powered generator.
Mysterio: Interesting there.
They fired waves of dirt, ice, stars, magic, lightning and bones and smashed him down.
Seto Kaiba, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lily Loud, Leon Loud, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldoshi - Lincoln's Rescue
Yenaldooshi was next.
Yenaldooshi: (To Kaiba) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Detroit, Michigan. How was it?
Seto Kaiba: It was really amazing. We found out that Kagan, Ferill, Ephemera, Xerx Mephistopheles, and Dariel Zerenski returned from the dead and destroyed them.
Princess Celestia: It sure was awesome.
Amber Morning: Yeah it sure was.
Spotlight: Rayne transformed and we helped her get justice for her family.
Light Lily babbled.
Lily Loud: Yeah that was a big rescue and adventure.
Leon Loud: It sure was awesome.
Yenaldooshi: Glad you guys had a good time on that. Lets do it!
Seto activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
ERWIN DRAKE AND YENALDOOSHI!
Yenaldooshi: Erwin Drake?
Seto Drake: He was the inventor of Kerosene.
Yenaldooshi: Interesting and amazing.
They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Yugi Moto, Eli, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Lori Loud, Loki Loud, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost - Meeting a gene-slammer for Knight of the Red Lotus
Gentleman Ghost was next.
Gentleman Ghost: (To Yugi) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Knight of the Red Lotus. What's her name?
Yugi Moto: Her name is Rosie Davis and she is one of Lincoln's awesome guardian angels. She is also a very awesome wilderness survivor.
Eli: Yeah I think she is amazing.
Sunset Shimmer: She is also the girl that taught Lincoln all about how to survive in the wilderness.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We all were amazed.
FLASHBACK
Rosie Davis: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Rosie, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Rosie Davis: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Rosie, how did you take on the absolute worst of Lynn's wrath?
Rosie Davis: That's one tale I've never forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were out in the wilderness and I was teaching him on how to build a fire and set up a campsite, and he was getting the hang of it. Next, we headed out to the creek, so I can teach him how to catch a fish with his bare hands, and he caught a huge red snapper in his hands.
Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome.
Rosie Davis: It sure is, but our fun day and lessons in the wilderness were ruined when a barrage of soccer balls came flying out of nowhere and destroyed our campsite, ruined our fire, and knocked the red snapper out of Lincoln's hands, and then, we saw who it was that did this: it was Lynn. I knew that pig would ruin everything for us, but then, I saw that she had a knife in her hands and she was going to kill Lincoln and me as well. We then had to use our survival skills and self-defense skills if we were to stop Lynn, I kicked the knife out of Lynn's hand, and we used martial arts and we knocked her out, and then, I tied her up in rope, so she couldn't escape. Then, we saw Vanzilla and Lori came out, and wanted to see if we were okay. We told her we were okay, and we tied up Lynn who wrecked our camp and our fun. Lori then took us back to The Loud House, and I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn did in wrecking our camp, and that she tried to kill me and Lincoln. Lynn got grounded for eight weeks and she was put in an isolation cube in the basement. But, our fun wasn't entirely ruined by Lynn, we then set up a campsite in the backyard, and we also had s'mores, and we slept under the stars.
Me: Now, that was one awesome story.
Nico: Yeah, and I can't believe Lynn wrecked your campsite, ruined your fire, and knocked the red snapper Lincoln caught, that was a bust. I wonder what caused her to get set off like that?
Lincoln: I know what it was, earlier before Rosie and I went out to the woods, I told Lynn that wasn't going to be her so-called "sparring" partner anymore, when the Guardian Angels and I know she just wants to beat me up and make me cry, while she laughs at my pain and suffering, and that's what set her off that day.
Nico: Yeesh.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Gentleman Ghost: Oh my goodness. But that is amazing that Rosie stopped her like that.
Sunburn: No kidding there. But I'm glad that her dark side was destroyed for good.
Fire Lori: That is literally for sure.
Lori: I agree there. Those dark sides we had literally evil monsters.
Loki Loud: No kidding there.
Gentleman Ghost: I'm glad they are gone too chaps. Shall we get started?
Yugi activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
WILLIAM FRANCIS SUTTON JR. AND THE GENTLEMAN GHOST!
Gentleman Ghost: Ah William Francis Sutton Jr., the Gentleman Thief of the 1920's. A Most excellent choice chap.
Yugi Moto: Thank you.
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Donkey Kong, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Lola Loud, Lexx Loud, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd - Georgina and Cody's Bonding
Gorilla Grodd was next.
Grodd: (to Donkey Kong) I hope Georgina and Cody's Bonding time was good. Because they pretty much earned it.
Donkey Kong: They sure did and they had a great time at the bowling alley.
Fluttershy: It was a really great time for us there.
Tornado Bolt: We had a lot of awesome fun too.
Stealth Elf: It was awesome and fun too.
Plant Lola: Yeah it was.
Lola: Yep. They had a lot of fun and knocked down lots of pins.
Lexx: It sure was awesome.
Grodd: That's good they had fun. Lets do it!
Donkey Kong activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
ALEXANDER P. ASHBOURNE AND GORILLA GRODD!
Grodd: Alexander P. Ashbourne, the inventor of coconut oil. Perfect for you because you fire coconuts.
Donkey Kong: It sure is.
They fired waves of leaves, grass, coconuts and flowers and smashed him down.
Samus Aran, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Leni Loud and Loni Loud, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - Battling Another Ibuki
Iceage was next
Iceage: (To Samus) Nico and the others did good battling Another Ibuki. And they got some Disk Animals.
Samus: We sure did and also the shock was who we found out who Another Ibuki was. She was really the most notorious gentlewoman thief in the entire history of the world. Her name is Wendy Winslow Tudor III and she and her family are like the entirety of the Cooper Clan in every single aspect.
Rarity: Her family dates back to over 12,000 years and she and her family have been stealing from criminals ever since then.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it's really amazing! But unlike the Cooper Clan, they weren't all destroyed by a monster like Clockwerk. Her family retired from thieving and is living on an isolated island.
Iceage: Wow! That is really incredible.
Gill Grunt: And she and her family wrote down their moves and skills and secrets in a book like the Thievius Raccoonus.
Liquid Leni: That is really totes amazing.
Leni Loud: We all thought it's so amazing too.
Loni Loud: It totes is.
Iceage: Boy it sure is. Lets do it!
Samus activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
LOUIS AGASSIZ AND ICEAGE!
Iceage: Louis Agassiz?
Samus: He was the 19th Century Swiss Geologist that discovered the Great Ice Age that happened back thousands of years ago.
Iceage: That's very interesting.
They fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.
Power Pack (Marvel), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Laney Loud, Larry Loud, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin - Awesome that Queen Bee Bully Girls are being put in jail
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) It's awesome that Queen Bee Bully Girls are being put in jail. Did any of those monsters bully the four of you back in the old days?
Zero-G: Hmm. Come to think of it, before we became the Power Pack we haven't had many encounters with any of them.
Lightspeed: Yeah our school didn't have them.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: That's a relief.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there. Those girls are nothing but trouble.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah they think they are so much better than everyone else because they come from such high class lifestyles and think that they are above the law and can get away with anything. But in truth, NO ONE is above the law.
Spyro: That is for sure.
Crystal Laney: This new law will make sure that they are not living in high class lifestyles anymore.
Laney: They have tormented so many people over the years.
Larry Loud: Yeah and it ends now.
Mass Master: I agree there!
Energizer: Yeah bunch of meanies!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: I agree there. Hope they eat lots of salmon in prison. Lets do it!
Zero G activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
HANAYA YOHEI AND SAMON SHAKEKISUTANCHIN!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Hanaya Yohei?
Zero G: He was the inventor of sushi back in Japan in the 1820's.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Very interesting. I always thought it was Sly Cooper's 15th Century Ancestor, Rioichi Cooper that invented Sushi.
Lightspeed: Yeah! Turns out 2 people invented Sushi.
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Flare Corona, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ice Luan, Luan, Lane, Steel Lynn, Lynn Loud, Lynn Jr., Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion - Bully Queen Bee Girls are monsters
Scorpion of Mortal Kombat was next.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona) Bully Queen Bee Girls are monsters. We've already seen many examples of the tragedies they've caused.
Flare Corona: Yeah! They think they are so much better than everyone else that they can get away with just about anything. Even murder.
Pinkie Pie: But they are really the biggest party poopers of all.
Featherweight: Yeah they sure are.
Sprocket: But in the end the long arm of the law always catches them.
Ice Luan: That is for sure and it's a LONG Road downhill from there. (LAUGHS) Get it?
They laughed at her joke.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: That was a good one!
Luan: It sure was. You remember seeing girls like that in movies, cartoons and TV Shows right?
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: I sure do. Bad to the bone monsters.
Lane: Yeah they sure are.
Steel Lynn: Yeah who do they think they are!
Lynn: But all they are is just a bunch of jerks!
Lynn Jr.: Yeah no kidding!
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Flare activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch!
DAISUKE TOGAKURE AND KAIN DOSHI AND MORTAL KOMBAT SCORPION!
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Ah Daisuke Togakure and Kain Doshi the inventors of the Art of the Ninja back in the 12th Century. Very good choice.
Flare: I thought it was awesome.
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and fire and smashed him down.
Lucy Heartfilia, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Luna Loud, Luke Loud, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot - Never thought we would be facing the Broccoloids again
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) (Transylvanian Accent) I bet you guys never thought you would be facing the Broccoloids again. They really have been very bad!
Lucy Heartfilia: In all honesty I was not expecting this at all to happen though. We inadvertently found their world and now we found a huge invasion against us that was gonna take place.
Applejack: So in a way we got here just in time by mistake.
Apple Bloom: What turned into a simple explorer mission turned into a fight to save the Earth.
Flashwing: Yeah very unexpected.
Stone Luna: Yeah that is amazing dudes.
Luna Loud: We all can agree there too dudes.
Luke Loud: No kidding there.
Count Spankulot: Yes indeed. Lets do it!
Lucy activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
BRAM STOKER AND COUNT SPANKULOT!
Count Spankulot: The famous author who invented Count Dracula. Good choice!
Lucy Heartfilia: I thought it was perfect for this.
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and energy and smashed him down.
Erza Scarlet, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucy Loud, Lars Loud, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar - The Broccoloids aren't coming to us, We came to them on accident.
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) The Broccoloids aren't coming to you guys. You came to them on accident.
Erza Scarlet: This was all an explorer mission and we ended up finding the homeworld of aliens that we faced years ago.
Princess Luna: That's amazing that everyone faced the Broccoloids ages ago.
Moondust: It sure is. After we eat them we're gonna be farting like you wouldn't believe.
Snowdrop: But back then from how it was told when everyone first encountered them there weren't very many of us back then. Now our numbers have more than quadrupled in size.
Gari: They sure have.
Blackout: Boy they sure have. That is amazing.
Shadow Lucy: It sure is.
Lucy Loud: Yeah we all have grown in strength in numbers back then.
Lars Loud: Yeah no kidding.
Xigbar: Boy rhat is an amazing difference. Lets do it!
Erza activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
KING ARTHUR AND XIGBAR THE FREESHOOTER!
Xigbar: Ah King Arthur, leader of the famous and legendary Knights of The Round Table.
Erza: That's right.
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., May, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lucy VS Mothma
Mothma was next.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of blasters called the Destroyers of The Broccoloid Empire, they're a pair of blasters with the Anti-Broccoloid Empire symbol on it, and if a Broccoloid was hit with a blast from one of those babies, he'll be cooked alive. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Awesome blasters.
Nico teleported back with them.
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!
They turned into the Kyurangers too!
Nico: YEAH! Lets do it!
Lucky: Time to test your luck!
GALAXY!
Rangers: STAR BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Mothma and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Mothma you have failed this planet!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Nico: Time to eat some broccoli!
Jared: I am always hungry for some of that farm-fresh broccoli!
Troy: I know the perfect mode to defeat you!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY KAMEN RIDER MODE! FRUIT SAMURAI BRIGADE!
They turned into the Gaim Kamen Riders!
Nico: The Gaim Kamen Riders! Awesome choice!
Lilith: And now for me. (Activates Ridewatch) GAIM! HENSHIN!
She then donned an awesome new Kamen Rider Gaim form for JABUTICABA FRUIT!
JABUTICABA ARMS!
She had a whip of berries!
Me: WHOA! A Jabuticaba Fruit Armor?
Nicole: That's awesome! And Jabuticaba's are very rare and usually are found only in Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, Peru and Bolivia.
Nico: So they're a South America only fruit. Very interesting.
Nicole: Yep.
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON!
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: Yeah we love this one!
They transformed.
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!
We summoned the Goggle V, Ohranger, Magiranger, Goseiger and ToQger and we also summoned the Wizard, Decade, Gaim and Zi-O Riders!
Me: Now for the finisher. (TURNS DIAL) WINDSTORM FORCE POWER!
I summoned Xaldin, Airman EXE, Kite Man, Pterodactyl Ghost, Iron Lung and Stratos!
Stratos: Awesome! So we're here to help.
Me: Yep.
Xaldin: This will be awesome.
Nico: Time for us to eat some vegetables!
Crag: Come on guys!
Ripping Friends, May, Lincoln, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went at the Broccoli Soldiers!
We were blasting them and cooking them with our new blasters and even eating them left and right!
We were really chomping them all over the place and really eating them all over the place.
We really let them have it too!
We used everything from salt and pepper, ketchup and more and even fired waves of fire and energy and cooked them all over and we were really eating them!
Blossom: Release the cheese!
(Up and down the walls of the castle, kids tip over huge kettles of melted cheese, and the contents rain down toward the Broccoloids.)
Troops: Huh?
SPLAT!
(They scream as the cheese douses them; when the deluge ends, they have been reduced to a dripping yellow mass on the pavement, leaving a few pairs of eyes to blink in confusion and arms and legs sticking out of the mess to twitch in helplessness. Cut to a closed in the castle, which bursts open. A horde of kids swarms out, with Bubbles floating above them.)
Bubbles: CHARGE!
(The kids start to cheer as they rush out on Bubbles' command to attack. We storm out of the buildings and began eating the Broccoloids. Buttercup smashes her way through another door, and she and more kids fall on top of the incapacitated invaders. Everybody digs in with great enthusiasm and not a little bit of bloodlust, though their table manners could use some improvement—one of them chews with his mouth open far enough to allow us to see the contents.)
(A soldier standing near a cauliflower can is chomped by a kid who pops out from inside it; another one meets the same fate after stepping too close to a basement window from a broccoli wall. Several others retreat around a corner, firing up the hall, but one trips and falls—and is promptly set upon. Now a troop transport made from a pumpkin and tomatoes rolls onto the scene, and a hatch in front opens to allow its occupants to join the battle. They are met by the football team, with Buttercup standing behind them like a quarterback.)
Buttercup: Eighty-two! Thirty-six! Bite!
(They tackle the invaders and chomp away. Now we see a close-up of a soldier advancing down the block, gun drawn, and stopping to look back and forth. No threats in sight. Crunching is heard, and the soldier looks down—the camera following—to find two babies eating it from the legs up. Another enemy has a kid at gunpoint, but promptly gets a faceful of salt and is devoured.)
Nico: Broccoloids, you have all failed this planet!
Nico ate a bunch of Broccoloids and he was still hungry.
Me: (Chomps a Broccoloid) (With my mouth full) More like they have failed our galaxy again. (Gulps)
Sprout grew lots of killer plants and they ate them.
Cosmos fired lasers and burned the Broccoloids.
Cosmos: I love fried broccoli! Combo time!
Sprout agreed. Cosmos fired lasers and Sprout grew ferocious plants.
Cosmos: LASERPLANT FIRESTORM!
Cosmos fired lasers from Sprout's killer plants. They incinerated them.
Edzilla: (eats Broccoli aliens left and right) ED KNOWS THAT FRIENDS ARE HUNGRY! BUT ED IS HUNGRIEST OF THEM ALL! BROCCOLI ALIENS BELONG TO ED NOW!
Carmen: (nervously gives Edzilla one of the Broccoli aliens) It's cool, big guy! Have all the broccoli that you want.
Viper fired missiles and Coconuts fired a banana bomb blaster.
Viper and Coconuts: BANANA MISSILE BARRAGE!
The banana bombs and missiles blew the Broccoloids into mush.
Flint L.: Final Smashing! ROTSTORM RAY!
Flint fired a ray gun the turned the Broccoloids into stalks of rotten broccoli and it smelled horrible.
Lana: That was awesome Flint!
Lana ate the rotten Broccoli.
Chowder: My turn! CHOWDER EAT!
Chowder was eating the Broccoloids like there was no tomorrow.
(The football kid is pinned down and at the mercy of yet another soldier, which laughs at him. Cut to Bubbles and Fluttershy ast They summon a bunch of rabbits, which hop over and quickly nibble the threat into submission, saving the kid.)
Me: Nice!
Eli: Taste Force Lightning!
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and blasted numerous soldiers into broccoli mush!
Tae Kwon Crow, Cybertron Crumplezone. Princess Daisy and Hardhead used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hardhead's Shatterblasters, Tae Kwon Crow and Princess Daisy's powers 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into huge shoulder cannons.
Tae Kwon Crow and Cybertron Crumplezone: SAMURAI CRUMPLE BLAST!
Princess Daisy and Hardhead: FIREBALL SHATTERSTORM BLAST!
Creations of John Kricfalusi and Waffle Woman: RIPPING WAFFLE MEGA BARRAGE!
Ozzy and Drix and Titania: BODY NUTRITION SMASH!
Sonic the Hedgehog and Plastique: EXPLOSIVE CHAOS BLAST!
Dark Magician Girl and U Foes: DARK MAGIC BURNING CHEMICAL SHOWER!
Siblings of Courage and Light and Dark Turtles: LIGHT FIRE TURTLE BLAST!
Dragon Hummingbird Family and Wrecking Crew: DRAGON HUMMINGBIRD MEGA WRECK!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and Robo Roxy: AUSTRALIA BOOMERANG ROBO BARRAGE!
Lillymon Power and Femme Fatale: LILLYMON MEGA MAGIC BLAST!
Sovereign of The South and Amora: FIRESTORM MAGIC BLAST!
Cardcaptors and DC Enchantress: MAGIC FURY MEGABLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: KINDNESS OF LEAVES BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy and blasted numerous Broccoloids all over the place.
Dorothea Qinsley, Fluttershy, Nico, Jared and Me: HERBIVORE MEGABLAST SHOT!
We fired waves of elements and smashed numerous Broccoloids all over.
Lincoln: HERBIVORE ELEMENT STYLE: BUTTERFLIES!
Jessica Shannon: HERBIVORE STING STYLE: CRICKETS!
Peni Parker: HERBIVORE WEB STYLE: IGUANA!
Entrapta: HERBIVORE LIGHTNING STYLE: TURTLES!
Perfuma: HERBIVORE NATURE STYLE: TORTOISES!
FRosta: HERBIVORE ICE STYLE: KIANG!
Hilda: (British Accent) HERBIVORE FIRE STYLE: RHINOCEROS!
Nanami: HERBIVORE WATER STYLE: PARROTFISH!
Toph: HERBIVORE EARTH STYLE: ZEBRA!
Tatsumaki: HERBIVORE WIND STYLE: PARROTS!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said Herbivorous Animals.
Lincoln and his harem: HERBIVORE FINAL SMASH: HERBIVORE RAMPAGE!
They summoned herbivore animals to chomp down the Broccoloid Empire!
The soldiers were all devoured and then we set our sights on the Emperor!
Zarnkon: NO NO! KEAF ME ALONE! I DON'T DESSERT THIS!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
The Powerpuff Girls ate him in 3 huge bites!
We all cheered wildly! At our victory!
?: I'm going to enjoy killing you filthy half-breeds!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Michiru Kagemori: I knew there's no mistaking that Scottish Accent from anywhere. You can come out now, Alan Sylvastra.
A blonde-haired man in a suit came out, and it was none other than Alan Sylvastra.
Michiru Kagemori: I should've known you'd come out of the shadows, Sylvastra.
Alan Sylvastra: And now, I'm going to kill you filthy half-breeds once and for all!
Alan Sylvastra transformed into his Beastman form, and he was about to attack them, but Lincoln grabbed Alan Sylvastra by his collar, and he hoisted him up with his immense brute superhuman strength.
Lincoln: Get your filthy paws away from my future wives!
Lincoln tossed Alan Sylvastra into a wall with his immense brute superhuman strength.
Gallie Kenovich: (Croatian Accent) Excellent throw, Lincoln, but it looks like you've made him madder than ever. But, I've had enough of this beast to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Gallie Kenovich's electric blue eyes turned neon electric blue, and she was surrounded by an electric blue energy aura with lightning, psychic energy, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Wattaildragon-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Alan Sylvastra, she left electric blue energy, lightning, psychic energy, and dragons with every step.
Gallie Kenovich: (Croatian Accent) Alan Sylvastra, the crimes that you've committed against humans and beastmen alike can never be forgiven, you've more than once proved you're a heartless, sadistic, greedy, powerhungry damned soul, and now, I'll see to it you never hurt anyone ever again.
Suddenly, Gallie Kenovich was surrounded by a massive vortex of electric blue energy with lightning and psychic energy surrounding the vortex, there's Wattaildragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gallie Kenovich emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Gallie Kenovich grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing electric blue hair, she has neon electric blue eyes and an electric blue energy aura with lightning, psychic energy, and dragons surrounding her, she has Wattaildragon with the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with electric blue gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Wattaildragon with electric blue gems for eyes and the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with electric crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and electric gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Gallie Kenovich has on an electric blue sleeveless vest, electric blue sleeveless midriff top, electric blue skirt, electric blue pants, electric blue shoes, and long sleeveless electric blue trenchcoat with lightning, psychic energy, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Wattaildragon with lightning bolts surrounding her. Gallie Kenovich felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive electric blue angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large electric blue feathers have black tips on the feathers, and underneath, Wattaildragon's wings also sprouted out. Gallie Kenovich has on a Ring of The Phoenix with electric blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Gallie Kenovich's massive Wattaildragon-themed sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of electric blue energy, psychic energy, lightning, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wattaildragon's Electric Greatsword of Draconic Lightning Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with Wattaildragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged electric blue blade, Wattaildragon's wings for the crossguard, large electric blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and four large electric blue dragon heads with electric blue gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the heads is a large electric blue gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with electric blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Wattaildragon's head with electric blue gems for eyes and a large electric blue gem in her hands for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji below Wattaildragon that said, "Gallie Kenovich, Superhuman Genius From Croatia, Fast as Lightning Runner, Powerful Psychic, Gene-Slammer of Wattaildragon, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Psychic Energy, and Dragons"
ガリー・ケノビッチ、クロアチア出身の超人的な天才、ライトニングランナーのように速い、パワフルなサイキック、ワトテールドラゴンのジーンスラマー、愛する守護天使とリンカーンラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、アメージングでパワフルな教師のアメージングでパワフルな学生、そしてライトニング、サイキックエナジー、ドラゴンのマスター
Gallie Kenovich has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM PSYCHIC DRAGON ANGEL OF ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE DRACONIC LOVE!
We were amazed by Gallie Kenovich's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Alan Sylvastra saw it, he howled with rage and went after Gallie Kenovich, but she dodged his attack with her lightning-quick reflexes and fired a powerful electric blue energy blast with psychic energy, lightning, and dragons, and it really electrocuted him badly.
Nico: Whoa, Gallie Kenovich's transformed, awesome.
Lincoln: And she electrocuted Alan Sylvastra, and the exact voltage she used on him is approximately 950,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts, but not enough to kill him.
Me: Yikes, now that's what I call a shocking development.
We shared a laugh.
Luan: (Laughs) Good one!
Lincoln: Good one, J.D., and Gallie, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Gallie Kenovich: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Electric Dragon and Divine Psychic Draconic Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we take care of this beast once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Gallie.
Lincoln let out a growl as brown fur begin growing on his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with light brown fur growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and wolf muzzle, large brown pointed wolf ears grew on top of his head, his nails grew into claws and were laced with his cure: silver moonlight energy, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned yellow with slit pupils, and his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails with large black wolf heads for the tips sprouted out, and he let out a howl as he transforms into Lincoln the Nocturnal. Then, Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Gallie Kenovich.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of turning humans and beastmen against one another are over, Alan Sylvastra.
Gallie Kenovich and Lincoln went after Alan Sylvastra, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, electric blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, and Angels at Alan Sylvastra, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln and Gallie attacked him with their massive greatswords and Lincoln slashed him on the chest with his claws. This got Alan Sylvastra so angry, it caused him to transform into his False Ginrou form, but Lincoln was prepared for that one, as he sent his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails at the beast, and the wolf heads bit Alan and they sucked out and absorbed his energy, and it caused him to change back to his regular beastman form, but it didn't save him for long as Lincoln put him in a brutal bear hug, so he couldn't escape, and as he sunk his fangs down on Sylvastra's neck, he began feeding on his blood, and at the same time, Lincoln began absorbing Alan Sylvastra into his body, and he was also assimilating Alan's powers and abilities.
Then, as Lincoln was done feeding on Alan Sylvastra's blood and absorbing him into his body and assimilating his powers and abilities, an energy card appeared in Lincoln's large left hand with Alan Sylvastra's soul inside it, and as the kanji appeared on his forehead, Alan Sylvastra was then sent to The Black Gates and erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Gallie Kenovich and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Lincoln changed back, and Gallie Kenovich's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings and Wattaildragon's wings underneath her angel wings are permanent.
Gallie Kenovich: (Croatian Accent) That's the end for that xenophobic monster. Thank you for helping me take down and destroy Alan Sylvastra, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Gallie.
Suddenly, Gallie Kenovich wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans his face down to Gallie Kenovich's face, they kissed passionately as Gallie Kenovich's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Wattaildragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and lightning crashing down behind them and we cheered wildly.
Nico: That was not only one awesome food planet exploration, but we've finally got rid of the Broccoloid Empire for good.
Me: And stopped their revenge on all of Earth for what happened two years ago.
Lincoln: You said it, those Broccoloids have been asking for it for a long time. Looks like two years of being humiliated by us had driven them to the brink of wanting revenge on us, but we stopped their strike force for good.
Nico: You bet we did, Linc, and we sent them all to The Black Gates for good. This'll be remembered as The Great Broccoloid Genocide.
Me: Awesome name and a perfect end to those broccoli aliens.
Nico: Oh wait for it…
And then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND LOUD SUPER BELCH!
We released a really loud and huge belch! The belch was so loud that it shook the planet!
When it was done we were really full!
Me: (GROANS) MAN I'm Stuffed!
Luan: Me too!
Laney: Yeah I'm not gonna eat anything for the rest of the day.
Jared: But this was an awesome battle.
Iceage: Those Broccoloids were actually delicious.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: But not as tasty as salmon!
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: The Disk Animals that Nico and the others got really came in handy.
Nico: They sure were. And this turned out to be an awesome adventure.
Rosie Davis: I'm really gonna love it here with you guys.
Dorothea Qinsley: Same with me.
Count Spankulot: You girls won't regret it.
Xigbar: Let's go back home. Maybe we can take down some more queen bee girls before bed.
Me: Yeah the number must've gone up tremendously by now.
Nico: Yep. Great job everyone.
Jared: (To the viewers) Man this was a very big Plant Filled victory for us. Just remember to eat your vegetables. They are good for you and great for health. Now we are finally free of the Broccoloid Empire.
Nico: Yep we sure are. Lets go home.
We went back home to Earth and we discovered on the TV that the number of Queen Bee Mean Girls arrested had increased to 72,323,322! WHOA! We were gonna need to build a massively huge new prison for them all. And I decided to build it on the largest moon of Uranus, Titania. It's called the Titania Supermax Reformatory Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls. This was a very awesome day for us. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ilana, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to the jungles of an awesome new jungle planet I remember. It's called planet Eien and it's from the show Planetary Traveller and that is gonna be awesome to see as we walk through the jungles of that planet and not only take in the breathtaking landscape but also we're going to go rescue 6 girls. Their names are Feena - A Green-Hair Girl from Grandia, Lisa from Genshin Impact, Naymayas from Granblue Fantasy, Maple and Sally from the anime BOFURI, and Djeeta from Granblue Fantasy and we're also going to battle Another Ranger there and it's going to be Another Vulcan Red! That one is gonna be a really interesting one. We're also going to meet a Phyrexian Hydra Gene-slammer named Victoria Nottingham. Victoria is one of Nico's friends from his astronomy and gym classes. They were a very formidable duo back then and loved dominating dodgeball. They were known as the Black Hurricanes of Dodgeball. She packed a powerful throw that smashes peoples teeth out in dodgeball. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Beverly Hills, California, and Lincoln and his group are going to take down Dash Dawson, who's another enemy of Sam, Clover, and Alex, and we're going to throw him in The Masters of Evil's prison. And they're also going to meet an Ancient Sacred Wyvern Gene-Slammer named Audrey Berkeley, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Nevada, she was born with powers over the forces of nature and she's an expert on the culture of the various Native American tribes that lived in parts of America for thousands of years, and her father's a member of the Washoe tribe, one of the Great Basin Tribes in Nevada, and she has a deep connection to the environment. She's also defended Lincoln from the absolute worst of Lori's demonic wrath. For the next chapter we're going to a planet made entirely out of licorice and that is not only gonna be sweet but awesome. We're also going to battle LORD LICORICE from the Candy Land movie called The Great Lollipop Adventure.
See you all tomorrow
