GET READY FOR A SPICY ADVENTURE
Walking through the streets of Beach City was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Yugi Moto, the 1983 D&D Gang, Pharaoh Atem, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there to go on an awesome rescue and even battle a corrupted Crystal Gem there.
Me: So the next Rescue is in Beach City, Steven's home town. We haven't been here in a while.
Nico: Boy it sure has been a while since we were here.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Beach City sure looks like a nice place.
Varie: It sure is Kaina and it's Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems home town and they lived here for a while before they joined up with us.
Me: You should have seen what they did here over the years. Steven and his friends and family have battled evil gems and more all over the place here. And it's also where we met him the first time and reunited Varie with Lapis who has been like a sister to her.
Varie: It's true and I remember that day all too well. It was so awesome and fun.
Varie went over what happened during the events of Chapter 44 and it was awesome.
FLASHBACK
Varie is in the Training Simulator.
Me, Luna, Jessie, Starfire, Terra, Volcana, Lucy, Laney and Lisa are in the control room.
The simulator activated and Varie found herself in Beach City, California in the world of Steven Universe. This is Varie's favorite show.
Varie: Wow. I'm in Beach City. But where is everyone?
Varie walked around town and she saw that everyone was on the beach and the ocean was gone.
Varie: [Gasp] Where's the ocean?
She then sees a van, and a pink lion driving and running into the vast desert.
Varie: I'd better go with them.
Varie spread her wings and flew after them.
Varie caught up and to her surprise it was her friends Steven Universe, Connie and the Crystal Gems Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst.
Varie: Hey it's been a while.
Garnet: Varie. It has been a long time.
Amethyst: Neptune Varie! It's been a while!
Varie: It's good to see you again Amethyst and you too Pearl.
Pearl: Things sure have been different without you Varie.
Varie: I know. Who's that with you all?
Garnet: That is Steven Universe. He's the son of Rose Quartz and with him is Connie.
Varie: Wow. I missed out on a lot. Where's the ocean?
Garnet: This is all the work of Lapis Lazuli.
Varie: [Gasp] Lapis? She's alive?
Garnet: Yes. I take it you and Lapis are very close.
Varie: We are very close Garnet. We are like sisters and I'm so glad she's alright.
Pearl: Well her gem is cracked and we are on a mission to get the ocean back.
Varie: Oh no. I'm gonna do everything I can to help her.
Garnet: We would greatly appreciate it Varie.
Varie flew to Steven.
Varie: So you are Rose Quartz's son?
Steven: Yes I am.
Varie: My name is Varie Knudson. I used to be a member of the Crystal Gems before I left.
Steven: It's a pleasure. I'm Steven Universe. I'm a Crystal Gem in training.
Varie: You've inherited your mothers powers and you've already become so strong. I can feel it.
Steven: Thank you Varie. Are you from the Gem Homeworld?
Varie: No. I was born here on Earth. I was born in the ocean as a mermaid but I have very special powers. I joined the Crystal Gems before you were even born.
Steven: Wow. That's amazing.
Connie: I didn't know you were a Crystal Gem Varie.
Varie: Yes. Lapis is like a sister to me. We met a long time ago when I was a little girl.
[Flashback to Varie's Past]
Varie: (Narrating) My parents were killed by 2 mermaids from the dark side of the legend. I managed to survive and escape and I wound up on a beach. That's when I met Lapis Lazuli and we became very close. We did all sorts of good deeds and our bond became stronger and stronger. But then the time came where she had to go back to the Gem Homeworld.
Lapis: Varie, You are more than just my best friend. You are like a sister to me. I will always treasure them very close to my heart.
Young Varie: Me too Lapis. I'll never forget you.
Lapis: Me neither.
Varie: (Narrating) I promised to always hold a very special place in my heart for Lapis Lazuli.
End Flashback
Varie: After Lapis went back home. I never saw her again. It's been almost 11 years since I saw her last.
Connie: Wow. I had no idea that you two were very close.
Varie: Yeah. I'm gonna try to help her in any way I can. She saved me from my pain and now It's time I save her.
Steven: I know you can do it Varie. But what does she need the ocean for?
Varie: My guess is Lapis is trying to get back home to the Gem Homeworld by using all the ocean water as a pillar to try and reach it. But the Gem Homeworld is 5 Lightyears away from Earth and getting there with little water like that would be impossible.
Steven: You're right.
Varie: Steven. If I may ask. How did you find Lapis?
Steven: Her cracked gem was on a mirror I found at home. I pulled it out and I freed her.
Varie: Hmm. That's weird.
20 minutes later Varie, Steven, Connie and the Crystal Gems arrive at an enormous column of water thay went miles up into the sky.
Varie: Whoa.
Connie: Whoa. It's like an aquarium.
Varie: Lapis is here. I can feel it.
Lapis: You shouldn't be here!
Garnet: She sensed us.
Steven: Lapis Lazuli! It's me Steven!
Lapis's face formed from the Water Column.
Lapis: Go away! Before I make you.
Steven: But we're beach summer fun buddies.
Lapis: [Steven's Voice] Nooooo! [Normal Voice] You're one of them. One of the Crystal Gems.
Amethyst and Pearl growled and Garnet held this back.
Garnet: Easy.
Varie: [In her head] Her gem is too cracked and it's warped her mind.
Steven: What do you mean? We're all Gems right? Just let us help you.
Lapis: You don't understand. Just leave me alone.
Steven walked up to the column.
Steven: We're not leaving Lapis. Not until you give us back our ocean.
A water hand grabbed Steven and a Water Steven materialized.
Lapis: [Through the Water Steven] I said Leave Me Alone!
She hurled Steven to Garnet and Garnet caught him.
A Water Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet materialized and it was a fight.
Varie: I'm going up to talk to Lapis.
Garnet: Okay. Be careful.
Varie nodded and jumped into the water column and turned into her mermaid form and swam up.
Varie swam up for what seemed like miles and she popped up out on top of the column and charged to her human form and was standing on top. The Column reached high into the upper atmosphere. She saw Lapis Lazuli.
Varie: Lapis.
Lapis saw Varie.
Varie: Lapis? Do you remember me?
Lapis: Do I know you?
Varie: It's me, Varie. We met 11 years ago.
Lapis gasped.
Lapis: But you can't be Varie. She's a little one.
Varie: I've grown up from those days Lapis. But I held you very close to me in my heart. You once taught me this: A true friend must always look after, protect and treat their friends like family.
Varie and Lapis: Even in times of great peril, danger or sadness.
Lapis suddenly remembered and instantly recognized Varie.
Lapis: It is you. Varie!
Lapis and Varie then hugged and were reunited for the first time in over a decade.
Lapis: I thought I would never see you again.
Varie: I'm glad you're okay Lapis and I'm gonna help you. Your gem is cracked and maybe I can fix it.
Lapis: How?
Varie: I have healing powers.
Varie put some water on Lapis's gem on her back and it glowed and wings made of pure water sprouted from her gem.
Lapis: Thank you Varie.
Varie: Anytime my sister.
Lapis hugged Varie again.
Varie: Lapis, I don't want us to be separated again. Will you come with me to where I live with my friends?
Lapis: I would be honored.
Varie: But first can you return the ocean to Earth?
Lapis then let the water column go and it was starting to collapse.
Varie: Shall we help our friends?
Lapis: Lets shall.
Varie and Lapis flew down the collapsing tower and created a ball of water that entombed the Universe Van, Lion, Connie, Steven, Mr. Universe, Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst inside it and got them out as the ocean started to fill up.
Back in Beach City, the mayor was crying as he futiily tried to fill the ocean back up with a garden hose. But the ocean came back in and Varie and Lapis had the van in tow and placed them back on the land.
Varie: Well. I'm glad the ocean's back and the best part is I'm now reunited with my best friend.
Lapis: Me too.
A dimensional vortex appeared and Varie and Lapis got sucked in as they waved good bye.
The Exercise ended and Varie revealed everything and more.
FLASHBACK ENDS
We were shocked and amazed.
Nico: Whoa! So that's how you guys met Steven and the gems. That is so awesome!
Eli: It sure is! Wow!
Twilight Sparkle: I think that sure is amazing!
Fluttershy: Goodness. That is amazing.
Nico: It sure was.
Yugi: I think it's really amazing myself.
Pharaoh Atem: I agree too.
Eli: Same with me father.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Yugi.
Yugi: No problem Nico. It's an honor to go with you on a great rescue.
Me: It's one amazing adventure Yugi.
Nico: You actually started a history of generations of duelists fighting for good.
Yugi: That is true. But it was Pharaoh Atem that did that.
Pharaoh Atem: That is true. We did invent Duel Monsters 5,000 years ago but it was all in stone tablets back then.
Eli: That was what I read about father. It's really amazing that such an awesome game was created from it.
Camie: And now here we in the 21st Century, 5,000 years later and we now have awesome Duel Monster Cards.
Miku Yuuki: Boy we sure do. And it's really amazing that we have so many of them too.
Me: And we also have the 8 most powerful Duel Monsters ever in existence, The Egyptian God Cards and The Sacred Beast Cards.
Laney: That is so awesome.
Nico: Don't forget that Jaden was the succeeding main duelist after you.
Yugi: That's right and he definitely has what it takes to be the next King of Games.
Pharaoh Atem: He most certainly does and I couldn't be anymore proud of him.
Eli: Me too father. And those Elemental HERO Cards he has are all amazing.
Me: And lets not forget Yusei became number 3 and then Yuma became number 4.
Nico: That's for sure.
Camie: That's amazing that you guys know so many amazing duelists and how they became great allies.
Me: Not all the duelists were good. Many of them were bad. But the Dark Signers are just as amazing too. And they have amazing powers and Duel Monsters too.
Tsuyu: They sure do. And Misty is getting married to you soon.
Me: Not for 5 more years. But yeah I'm so happy for all of us.
Varie: Me too.
Qin: That is so awesome though.
Rei Miyamoto: We're all so happy for J.D. and everyone.
Nico: I am too.
Camie: How many Duel Monster cards are out there?
Eli: Thousands. Maybe more. With so many cards to pick from it's hard to count.
Me: And many of them are incredibly strong and powerful.
Eli: Yep.
Qin: That is really awesome though.
Nico: Man, that licorice was good!
Me: Boy it sure was.
Sheila (D&D): Some of the tastiest ever.
Bobby (D&D): You said it sis.
Me: That was really awesome stuff. Thank goodness it wasn't black licorice! YUCK! I HATE Black Licorice.
Bobby (D&D): I don't blame you one bit bro.
Me: That is true.
Camie: He calls you bro too?
Me: We're not related by blood. Me and Sheila, Bobby and friends have all gotten so close that we developed a powerful sibling bond.
Nico: I remember that. That was so awesome.
Me: Yeah it sure was. And we destroyed Venger for good.
Camie: Who was Venger?
Me: You would have hated this guy to the Nth degree Camie. He was a monster that wanted to use the powers of the weapons of Hank and friends to destroy all of Eberron.
I went over his history.
Venger is the main antagonist of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
He is a very powerful sorcerer/archmagi, knowing a variety of spells both necromantic and evocation. He antagonizes both the children and the Dungeon Master on the majority of the episodes, forcing them to fight him and his forces as well as helping the villagers terrorized by him, which often sidetracks them from their main objective of finding a way to return home.
He was voiced by Peter Cullen, who would later play Optimus Prime in much of the Transformers franchise, and Captain Nathaniel Flint in Disney's Treasure Planet.
The man known only as Venger is a sorcerer/archmagi who terrorizes the realm where the show takes place. His sole purpose in the series was to defeat the Dungeon Master and claim the realm as his own.
Though he is described as a force of pure evil, Venger was once a heroic person. He was once human, at some point being transformed into a Half-fiend. The force that turned him evil was never stated specifically, though it is said that he got his dark powers from the Nameless One. The Nameless One is a dark entity which was banished prior to the youngsters arrival. He is the Dungeon Master's son and was also his student, leaving Dungeon Master to consider Venger "his greatest mistake". His twin sister is Karina and all 3 members of the family are 1,000 years old at least.
When the six youngsters arrived at the Realm, the Dungeon Master gave each one a magical artifact, the same artifacts Venger was seeking in order to defeat the dragon-goddess Tiamat and the Dungeon Master himself. Venger travels mounted in a Dark Horse (a Nightmare) who flies and breathes fire. He also has a henchman known as the Shadow Demon, as well as an army of orcs. He has a lot of castles throughout the Realm, threatening all villages in the Realm with his powers. Venger has also known to have killed many heroes his father has sent after him in the past, making him a threat to the lives of the 6 teenagers brought to the realm to fight him and the only ones to thwart his evil plans.
When I was finished, everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Nico: That guy was a monster and was pure evil. He wanted to destroy them.
Me: Not if we destroyed him first. Venger got what was coming to him.
Sheila (D&D): Good riddance to him.
Diana: Yeah he had it coming.
Me: Yep. And it started out as a simple amusement park ride which ended up turning into a fight to the death and a battle for survival for the future of Eberron.
Eli: That was intense.
Hank (D&D): That's true. It was a great adventure though.
Eric (D&D): And the cool part is that Tiamat is in the M.O.E.
Camie: Tiamat?
Me: She's the Dragon Goddess. She's a dragon with 5 heads. Each one has a certain element. Fire, Lightning, Ice, Acid and Poison. She's also the 5-Headed Dragon from Mesopotamian Myth.
Camie: Wow! That is cool!
Me: Boy it sure is. And she is also Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer's archenemy.
Kaoruko: That is so awesome! Tiamat VS Tiamat in a way.
Nico: Good analogy. That's a good way to describe it.
Me: It sure is.
Maria: When the Metabreed was still active, we actually did play Dungeons and Dragons once. Sadly, it ended with Shiv leaving our characters to be eaten by ogres.
Carol: I remember hearing about that. That is awesome.
Me: But it's awesome that you guys got to play Dungeons and Dragons. Think you can teach me how to play?
Maria: I would be honored. We can do that on our way to the next planet.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Lincoln, Anna's gonna be happy to hear that we dealt with her sister.
Lincoln: I know. Soon we'll find her on my rescue after this.
Me: Yeah but what was really shocking was that Lori had a terrible history with her.
Sheila (D&D): That was crazy! I can't believe she let fame and fortune consume her that bad.
Yugi: Yeah that was terrible.
Pharaoh Atem: It was Yugi. But at least she is in a place where she can't do any harm.
Eli: That's right father. She's in the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Me: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah.
Varie: There's Steven's house.
We saw an awesome beach house in front of an amazing and beautiful statue.
Nico: Wow!
Camie: That's Steven's house? That is amazing!
Me: It sure is.
Varie: Just as awesome as I remember.
Camie: Wow. What things has Steven and the Gems done that made him so awesome?
Varie: Steven and his friends all have done so much good not just on Earth but on the Gem homeworld as well. He brought 2 worlds together and put the Great Diamond Authority on the road to redemption.
Nico: Can you tell us Varie?
Varie: I would be honored.
She did so and went over Steven's history.
Steven Quartz Universe is the titular main protagonist of the Steven Universe franchise. He is the son of Greg Universe and Rose Quartz, the only known hybrid of a human and a Gem and the first Crystal Gem of human descent. As a result of his parentage, Steven is an extraordinarily unique being with innate powers beyond that of normal humans and Gems. While he was only a child, Steven steadily grew from a tag-along to the Crystal Gems into the heart of the team thanks to his kind-hearted nature and resourcefulness.
Steven is devoted to protecting humanity and helping those in need just as Rose Quartz did, and though her monumental legacy once forced Steven to live in her shadow, he has since surpassed her by ending the authoritarian practices of the Great Diamond Authority and establishing peace across the galaxy. However, the consequences of his mother's mistakes continue to haunt Steven and those he cares about to his growing frustration. Additionally, as his friends and family continue to grow and start to go out into the world and beyond, Steven has begun to struggle with his own self-identity and what he wants to do with the rest of his life. He has also started coming to terms with suppressed trauma that he has built up over the course of his years of adventures and near-death experiences with Gems.
At the end of the series, however, after holding his feelings in for so long culminates in him transforming into a giant Gem monster after coming to the conclusion that he is one, Steven's friends and family manage to get through to him with the power of love. In the months following, he decides to leave Beach City to go on a road trip on his own to see the world and find himself.
When she was done we were absolutely amazed and incredibly in awe.
Lincoln: That is incredible!
Laney: Wow! Steven has done so much great good for 2 awesome worlds.
Me: That's what makes him and the gems all very valuable members of the team and awesome members of Mary's Crystal Brigade.
Nico: Yep.
We got to walking around.
Kaito: It's quiet. Too quiet.
Me: All I hear is the ocean.
But then we heard a bird call and then up in the sky we saw a REALLY SCARY BIRD! IT WAS A CORRUPTED GEM BIRD!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Is that a bird!?
Eli: No I sense strange brain wave patterns!
Maria: That bird is a corrupted gem!
Camie: WHOA! So that's a Corrupted Gem!
Me: Yep.
Maria: You wouldn't believe what kinds of Corrupted Gems we faced.
Me: We faced one that looked like a Shrieker from the Tremors movies and there was even one that looked like a Tardigrade and so much more.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Wow!
Tsuyu: What are Tardigrades?
Me: One of the oldest living lifeforms on the planet. They are microscopic organisms that have been around for over 600 million years.
Himiko: Wow! That is amazing!
Nico: Yeah that is awesome. Lets go get this gem and cure it!
Zocks and Kaito: Zenkaiju Gear!
They turned into their ZENKAIJU FORM!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico: Awesome!
Eli: Wait look! There's someone on the creatures back!
We looked and we saw ANOTHER RANGER!
We gasped!
Me: It's Another Ranger!
We saw that it was ANOTHER BEAST MORPHER RED! It was a scary version of Beast Morpher Red but with a scary Cheetah helmet and a skeleton suit!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
Nico: We get two save two corrupted people today!
Sheila (D&D): YEAH!
We flew up to them and confronted them.
Me: Devon and Whiplash would be pissed seeing this. First lets see who our mysterious Another Ranger is.
Another Beast Morpher Red: (In a girls voice) I hope my daughter is doing all right J.D.
Most of us gasped hearing that voice!
Me: NO WAY!
Lily: Oh no!
Laney: It can't be!
Nicole: But that's impossible!
She reverted back and we saw that it was QUEEN SERENITY! BACK FROM THE DEAD AND FULLY RESURRECTED!
We gasped in shock!
Nico: Oh my God! Queen Serenity!
Varie: I did not see this coming!
Eli: Sailor Moon's mother is alive again!? But how!?
Me: Your majesty, it's good to see you again. I'm sorry it has to be like this though.
Queen Serenity: I know J.D. But I'm sorry I got turned into this.
Maria: How did Swartz even bring you back?!
Queen Serenity: It's part of a spell he used. He revived me using an ancient spell from the destroyed moon kingdom that can raise the dead and bring them back to life.
Me: That's amazing. But you've been dead for over 1,000 years your majesty. So much has changed since then.
Nico: But you'll be happy to know that all your major enemies have all been destroyed.
Eli: That's right. Including Sailor Chaos.
Queen Serenity: (GASP) I had a feeling it was her!
Me: We actually know the whole story your majesty. Chaos was responsible for everything that got set into motion.
Kaoruko: Who was Chaos?
Me: The Ultimate Source of all the Galaxy's Evil.
I told them her history and it was horrible.
Chaos is the ultimate antagonist and final enemy in the Sailor Moon series. It has little to no true form. Regardless, its agenda is destruction.
In the manga, Chaos resided in the Galaxy Cauldron, the center of the galaxy where everything was formed from it. Its desire was to bring everything back to it and become one with everything in the universe. It had manipulated, instead of controlled, Sailor Galaxia into stealing Sailor Crystals. When Sailor Moon encounterd Chaos, Sailor Galaxia believed the confrontation between Chaos and Sailor Moon would kill them both, allowing her to be the ultimate Sailor Senshi, but Chaos immediately attacked Galaxia and she survived only with the help of Sailor Moon. It was revealed to Sailor Moon that in order to permanently destroy Chaos, she would have to destroy the Galaxy Cauldron, the source of all life, including Chaos. Rather than destroying both Chaos and the Cauldron, Sailor Moon jumped into the Cauldron, and using the Silver Crystal, she dragged Chaos down with her, destroying him. Since Sailor Moon chose to preserve the Galaxy Cauldron, rather than destroy it, Chaos would return in the future, but it also meant new life would be born, ensuring the galaxy's future.
In the anime, Sailor Galaxia battled against Chaos. In order to defeat it, Galaxia sealed it within herself to save the galaxy. Eventually, Chaos gained control over her and started stealing Star Seeds throughout the galaxy. In the last episode, Sailor Moon frees Galaxia from its control and returned Chaos to its rightful place within the hearts of everyone where it could no longer do any harm.
All of the previous main villains in the manga (Queen Metallia, Wiseman, Pharaoh 90, and Queen Nehelenia) were all incarnations of Chaos.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified.
Camie: Oh man! That's horrible!
Kaoruko: Unbelievable!
Queen Serenity: And it's good that you all destroyed her.
Me: Sailor Moon has done so many incredible things with us over the years too. She has become a true force of good and has achieved so much too. You would be very proud of her for how much good she has done your majesty.
Queen Serenity: I am. I watched her from Heaven and I am so proud of her. (Clutches her head) You have to save me!
She was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and she reverted back to Another Beast Morpher Red!
Me: Hang on Your Majesty!
Yugi summoned Dark Magician and Slifer the Sky Dragon.
Yugi: Even with Devon's super speed, you can't outrun my most powerful monsters!
Me: Lets do it!
Nico: (Takes out Whiplash's Ridewatch) Hope she likes this one too!
Nico got powerful energy whips on his arms!
Maria: (takes out M.O.E. cannon) Let's bring some more backup here!
Nico: Yeah!
Maria: (Turns Dial) MOONLIGHT WARRIOR CRUSADE!
She summoned Moonstone, Saix, The Luna Ghost, Zen-Aku, Moonroid Tsukki and The Moon Monster!
Saix: Whoa so that's Another Ranger here.
Moonstone: Thank goodness Whiplash isn't here to see this.
Me: And you aren't going to believe who it is.
Nico: We'll explain later.
Me: Zen-Aku you will love this one.
I activated his Ridewatch and got a version his flute.
Me: Your Dark Wild Zords have been a really awesome and incredible asset to the team.
Zen-Aku: I'm glad you like them. Lets summon them.
Me: Here we go.
Me and Zen-Aku: DARK WILD ZORDS ARISE!
We played our flutes and then out came Zen-Aku's zords! They were mini versions of the Wolf, Hammerhead and Alligator Zords. Mine were mini versions of the Raven, Vampire Bat and the Owl Zords!
Nico: COOL!
Zen-Aku: Very impressive.
Me: Yep. I found a way to utilize the Dark Wild Zords without them actually being evil like you did on TV. That was awesome.
Zen-Aku: It was amazing seeing that.
Slifer roared at Another Beast Morpher Red.
Yugi: Slifer, THUNDER FORCE ATTACK!
He fired a massive blast of lightning from his mouth and it hit the corrupted gem and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
It was back to a gemstone and then I grabbed it. And Another Beast Morpher Red landed on the sand.
I used my magic and energy and cured the gem. She was a girl with orange skin, purple and orange hair and had orange eyes and orange clothes.
Carnellite: Thank you for saving me.
Me: Whoa who are you?
Carnellite: My name is Carnellite.
Nicole: Wow! That's a gem that's usually found in the Persian Basin over in Texas.
Carnellite: That's right and you guys saved me.
Me: But we're not done yet. We got Another Ranger to cure too.
Dark Magician charged at Another Beast Morpher Red.
He blasted her with his magic and she dodged it.
Another Beast Morpher Red: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
She used the power of the Bat with Myotismon's powers and unleashed a powerful crimson sonic blast and we dodged it.
Me: Whoa! She has Beast Powers imbued with the core and non-core members of the M.O.E.!
Nico: Wow! That's amazing!
Laney: She has all the forces of the entire animal kingdom into one!
Me: And I thought Cuvier was powerful enough with all that! That is incredible!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Lets see here. Here's a good one!
I pulled out the crystal for the Arctic Wolf and it was imbued with Vexen's Powers. I put it in my flute and played a tune and summoned a pure white Wolf Zord and it had an ice aura around it and it fired a blast of energy and froze Another Beast Morpher Red in ice.
Nico: Chill out!
Me: Yeah!
Zen-Aku: Nice one!
Me: Thanks. Here's an interesting one. This should finish the job.
?: Let me help too!
We heard a roar and then we saw A HELLFIRE WYRM! It was a scary dragon made of pure lava!
Me: A Hellfire Wyrm! Whoa!
Nico: Wow!
Hellfire Wyrm: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Margaret Stockington!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and orange eyes and orange clothes.
Margaret Stockington: We can catch up later. Lets save Queen Serenity.
Me: And I got a neat trick.
I pulled out the crystal for the Emperor Penguin Zord with Penguin's powers in it.
I put it in and played a tune and then a wave of ice formed a path and a big black Penguin Zord slid on the ice like how Penguins do in Antarctica and it smashed into Another Beast Morpher Red and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Nico: Now we can give the copy and original to the ones we assigned.
I went over to Queen Serenity and she was okay but weak. Then suddenly we got ALL THE BEAST POWERS AND POWERS of the M.O.E. all inside of us!
Nico: Whoa! That was amazing!
Qin: Wow!
Me: Your Majesty, are you all right?
Queen Serenity: (Groans) I'm okay. You saved me though J.D. and I am forever grateful.
Me: It was our pleasure Your Majesty.
Steven Universe and the gems then came.
Steven Universe: Guys!
Nico: Hey Steven.
Garnet: We heard some explosions. Are you guys all right?
Me: Yes we're okay.
Amethyst: Whoa is that?
Nico: Yeah Queen Serenity and she is back from the dead thanks to an enemy of ours.
Me: It's a really ugly story.
We told them everything.
Pearl: My goodness!
Lapis Lazuli: I can't believe that Swartz is doing all this to so many people! But mostly to friends you know J.D.!
Nico: And to many enemies of ours too.
Me: But soon on August 12th, Swartz will pay the ultimate price for his crimes with the Black Gates.
Peridot: That's still amazing that Queen Serenity is back.
Nico: Serena's gonna be so happy!
Margaret Stockington: And they have over 1,000 years of catching up to do.
Bismuth: Boy they sure do.
Carnellite: Yeah no kidding.
Pearl: Carnellite!
They hugged.
Carnellite: Pearl!
Nico: Wow! I didn't know you two knew one another.
Pearl: Long story on that.
Me: Wow.
Yugi: But this was awesome. Margaret what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Margaret Stockington: I have a lot of them but my favorite would have to be when me and Nico made an awesome chili for our entire class and we made it with an awesome recipe I have known from my mother. The ingredient is curry sauce.
Me: Wow that sounds tasty.
Nico: Oh it was Heaven! We made an awesome award winning chili for a chili cookoff and it was awesome.
Me: We'll have to try some later.
Margaret Stockington: You guys will love it. And so did everyone in our class. They loved that chili so much that they didn't leave me and Nico any.
Laney: Wow that chili must've been really good!
Moonstone: No kidding. J.D. loves Wiggum's chili too.
Me: Yeah.
We laughed.
Nico and Margaret hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you Margaret.
Margaret: Me too Nico.
Me: We got to get home. Serena is gonna be in for a surprise unlike any other.
Eli: So will the rest of the Sailor Soldiers.
We later went back home and told everyone everything and they were all shocked! Serena and Queen Serenity had so much to catch up on. It was gonna be a long reunion.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, and Jaden are heading to the world of the 1995 Looney Tunes cartoon, Carrotblanca, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to take down Yosemite Sam, who's in the guise of General Pandemonium.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in the world of the 1995 Looney Tunes cartoon, Carrotblanca, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to take down Yosemite Sam, who's in the guise of General Pandemonium. And there's no doubt that we're going to run into Anna Anyanova here too.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Lori: After what we did taking down her insane little sister, Tanya, she'll literally be happy to hear that we sent Tanya to the Saturn Insane Asylum for life and she'll never be free again.
Lincoln: You got that right, Lori, and thanks for joining us, Jaden.
Jaden: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Me: Plus, this is going to be awesome taking down Yosemite Sam again, and this is also one of my favorite Looney Tunes cartoons, and a parody of Casablanca.
Nico: A tale of drama and romance, but with the touch of Looney Tunes comedy, awesome.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, along with Bugs Bunny as Mr. Bugs, Penelope Pussycat as Kitty Ketty, and Sylvester as Sylvester Slazlo, but they've been cornered by Yosemite Sam as General Pandemonium, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the seven girls, along with Bugs Bunny as Mr. Bugs, Penelope Pussycat as Kitty Ketty, and Sylvester as Sylvester Slazlo, but they've been cornered by Yosemite Sam as General Pandemonium, and he's going to kill them.
?: That rotten-tempered, mean, trigger-happy goon, let's get him!
Suddenly, we saw Destiny HERO - Dark Angel appear before us.
Jaden: That's Destiny HERO - Dark Angel, but...
Lincoln: This wasn't Aster Phoenix's doing since we haven't met him yet, and I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Anna Anyanova.
Lori: I knew she'd be here, but we'll have to talk later. Let's turn General Pandemonium into a toon pretzel.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Yosemite Sam as General Pandemonium, and it allowed the seven girls, Bugs Bunny as Mr. Bugs, Penelope Pussycat as Kitty Ketty, and Sylvester as Sylvester Slazlo to get to safety with us. When General Pandemonium saw us, he was really mad.
Lincoln: Sorry, General Pandemonium, but you're not getting your hands on that formula again.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Starfire, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after General Pandemonium, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Anna Anyanova knocked General Pandemonium out, and he changed back to Yosemite Sam, but this time, in prison clothes and threw him back in The Masters of Evil's prison. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That'll teach that varmint. (To Anna Anyanova) And it's so good to see you again, Anna Anyanova.
Anna Anyanova reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing black hair and a flower in her hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Destiny HERO - Dark Angel, and she's dressed in a sleeveless light purple top, purple skirt, jeans, purple stockings with stars, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless purple trenchcoat with darkness and dark angels on the coattails, and Destiny HERO - Dark Angel on the back, and holstered on her back a large Destiny HERO - Dark Angel-themed greatsword with Destiny HERO - Dark Angel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, Destiny HERO - Dark Angel's wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Anna Anyanova: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you again, Lori, Lynn, and Lola.
Lori: You too, Anna.
Lincoln went up to Anna Anyanova and they hugged, and Anna Anyanova's very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were seventeen, and as you can see, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and I really grew a lot since then.
Anna Anyanova: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome, and Lori, you grew into a beautiful young woman.
Lincoln: And don't forget married to Bobby and she has kids already.
Anna Anyanova: No way, that's awesome!
Nico: And we knew we'd run into you, Anna.
Lincoln: That's right. Everyone, this is Anna Anyanova, she's one of my Guardian Angels and she has an amazing singing voice, and she's an awesome girl that's really good friends with Lori, Lynn and Lola. But, as we remembered, her sister Tanya hates her, Lori, Lynn, and Lola with every fiber of her being.
Lori: Yep, and Anna is now a true angel and her sister is pure evil incarnate and an outcast and a fraud. She also taught Lincoln how to sing with a divine voice and she also has light and darkness powers too and she also used these powers on Chandler and got him in trouble more times than anyone can even count!
Nico: Should've known that she also dealt with Chandler, along with Tanya.
Lori: And you're not going to like this one bit, Anna. We ran into your insane outcast of an older sister, Tanya, yesterday, who was turned into Another G3 by Swartz, to kill you, me, and Lincoln for exposing her lies along with all of the team.
Anna Anyanova: She what?! Why, that little...!
Lincoln: But, don't worry, we stopped her and we threw her in The Saturn Insane Asylum for the rest of her life, and she was deemed tragically incurable by the doctors and she was chained to the wall of her cell with rainbow energy chains.
Anna Anyanova: Good, she deserves it for all the rotten things she's done.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Anna Anyanova's neck with purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, along with her Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love.
Anna Anyanova: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Anna.
Anna Anyanova had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Anna Anyanova's waist and Anna Anyanova wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Anna Anyanova's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Emilia, Midori Oono, Aya Takayashiki, and Miki Takekasa from After School Dice Club, Akira Tachibana, Haruka Kyan Haruka, and Yui Nishida from After The Rain.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Emilia, Midori Oono, Aya Takayashiki, and Miki Takekasa from After School Dice Club, Akira Tachibana, Haruka Kyan Haruka, and Yui Nishida from After The Rain.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Emilia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Emilia and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Yosemite Sam in the guise of General Pandemonium, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, eight massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Emilia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and the six clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Emilia: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Emilia, Midori Oono, Aya Takayashiki, Miki Takekasa, Akira Tachibana, Haruka Kyan Haruka, and Yui Nishida with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on eighteen Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We then returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they're shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Yosemite Sam in the guise of General Pandemonium from Carrotblanca.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in pulverizing him and what Anna Anyanova did to him, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Anna Anyanova have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
After mongrelizing Yosemite Sam who was in the guise of General Pandemonium, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Anna Anyanova saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Anna Anyanova: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Anna, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Anna Anyanova: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. Anna, you've already heard of what we did yesterday to that insane bitch, Tanya, but can you tell us how you, Lincoln, and Lori exposed Tanya for the fraud she is and got her sent to that insane asylum?
Anna Anyanova: You got it, Nico, and it'll give you guys a more detailed look into the psyche of that insane monster. My parents always dreamt of being world famous singers, but they could never become anything more than background vocals. So, when me and Tanya were born, Dad taught me all about music, while Tanya was Mom's favorite 'cause she was the pretty one. Everyone admired her for her blonde hair and emerald green eyes. Once when we were five, a woman tried to steal her from the park.
Young Anna: Let go of my sister, or I'm going to scream.
Woman: I'll give you $10, kid. Let go of her hand.
Anna Anyanova: Tanya and I struggled until she let go and ran away before the police came. Tanya hugged me tight.
Young Tanya: Anna, you saved me.
Young Anna: No one touches you on my watch, sis.
Anna Anyanova: Even growing up, she always had everyone's attention, whereas I enjoyed my simple life. But, then in 10th grade, things took a wild turn, one day, after school, we got home to see Dad being rushed to the hospital: he had a heart attack. A week passed by, and we found out he wasn't gonna get better, unless he had a really expensive surgery, and we didn't have any money for it. Mom was thinking of selling the house when out of the blue, she got a phone call. After she hung up, she screamed like crazy.
Mrs. Anyanova: My former agent called told me they're looking for new talent, and they're gonna pay huge money.
Anna Anyanova: She told us about a music audition that was happening in another week, and asked us to grab the opportunity. On the day of the audition, everyone was stunned by Tanya's looks, but when she opened her mouth, everyone covered their ears.
Tanya: (Off-Key) Hello from the Other Side.
Producer: Someone, grab the mic from her hands or shut off the speakers! I can't stand her voice!
Anna Anyanova: Well, he was overexaggerating, but not entirely. Tanya couldn't sing a note, not even in the bathroom. A few minutes later, it was my turn, and when I started singing, the producers were mesmerized.
Past Anna: (Singing Divinely) I'm not giving up on you. You know I love you. Please, hug me and say it back, I love you.
Anna Anyanova: After a long discussion, they announced they were gonna sign both of us. But, there was one condition: they wanted me to sing, but in the background for Tanya, she would lip sync to my voice.
Past Anna: No, that's wrong. We won't be doing that!
Anna Anyanova: But, Tanya held my hand with teary eyes.
Tanya Anyanova: Please, sis, you have to do this. We need the money.
Past Anna: But, Tanya...
Mrs. Anyanova: Anna, my love. The future of our family rests on your shoulders now. Think about your dad, think about your family, honey.
Anna Anyanova: I knew it was wrong, but I couldn't stand to see my family suffering. So, I agreed. After I signed the deal, all of Dad's hospital bills were paid, and he came back home all healthy in a month, and then, it was just me and Tanya and the non-ending music videos and tours around the country. Everywhere Tanya went, people would go crazy over her, they would literally jump over each other to catch sight of her. These people were nuts, and clearly, this was getting to Tanya's head, because when we returned to school after summer break, she started acting like a queen and a bully.
Tanya Anyanova: Get out of my seat, that's my spot! Do you know who I am?!
Anna Anyanova: The girl didn't even flinch, and kept munching on her sandwich, and Tanya looked as furious as a dragon.
Past Anna: Hey, it's okay. We can take another seat, maybe she can't hear...
Anna Anyanova: But, she just picked up a bottle full of mustard, and dumped it on her head.
Girl: You've literally got to be fricking kidding me!
Anna Anyanova: I looked at the girl who looked raging mad.
Past Anna: Hey, I'm sorry about my sister. She's a little, please let it go, I'll pay for your clothes later.
Anna Anyanova: I grabbed Tanya's hand as I pulled her out of there.
Past Anna: Have you lost your mind?!
Tanya Anyanova: Didn't you see? She was acting as if she didn't even know me!
Past Anna: Tanya, you're not the President, and you should..!
Tanya: Whatever, Anna, you didn't have to say sorry to her. She's a jerk.
Anna Anyanova: Saying that, she stormed away. Ugh, such a diva. Later, after school was over, I went to the music room to practice singing. But, just as I finished practicing, I heard someone clapping behind me, and I was shocked to see the girl from the cafeteria, and I knew who it was: it was Lori Loud, the captain of the Golf Team, and I knew her reputation for getting angry if someone messed with her, and I also knew of that cold-hearted monster demon, Dark Lori.
Lori: That voice, that's your sister's voice when she sings, isn't it?
Anna Anyanova: Oh God, what now? But, she didn't know anything for sure.
Past Anna: I thought you didn't know her, and now, you know her voice?
Past Lori: I never said that, she just assumed it. I know who she is, and now, I literally know her secret.
Past Anna: You know nothing!
Anna Anyanova: With every sentence, Lori kept getting closer and I started to back away fearing that Dark Lori would try something evil, I tripped on something and she caught me. Right there, I knew that Dark Lori wasn't there, but the real Lori.
Past Anna: What are you even doing here, Lori? Everyone's gone.
Past Lori: But, you're literally still here, Anna, and you kind of owe me something.
Anna Anyanova: My eyes widened when she said that, but then, Lori got me back on my feet and continued.
Past Lori: You said you'll pay for my jacket, the one your diva sister spilled mustard on, right?
Anna Anyanova: Right, what was I even thinking? I knew she was here for the money to pay for the jacket Tanya spilled mustard on. I gave her some money from my bag.
Past Lori: And don't worry. I got a nasty surprise in store for Tanya. She is gonna be so mad.
and I ran out of there.
Anna Anyanova: And with that, I ran out of there. A few days later while I was in the library, Tanya came up to me.
Tanya: I want you to go and give this to this cute boy, Brandon, and tell him I want to meet with him at the café tonight.
Past Anna: What? Why? What are you up to now?
Tanya: Didn't you see, he ignored me. He's not like the other guys who were running up to me 24/7. I like him, I want him. I want to make him my fricking boyfriend.
Past Anna: Well then, why don't you go up and talk to him? Why should I do it
Tanya: Because I'm me, duh, I'm a superstar. I can't make the first move, I don't want to look desperate, do it for me please.
Anna Anyanova: Ugh, reluctantly, I left the note on the boy's table and asked him to come to the café and I ran out. But, what I didn't know was that Lori was there in the library, and she must've known what Tanya's planning. Lori now knows the secret that I'm the amazing singer, and Tanya was a fake. Later on that day, Tanya asked me to tag along, and just when we reached the café, she saw some random people with cameras there.
Tanya: Oh no, paparazzi. I can't be seen with anyone. My contract doesn't allow me to date publicly, Anna.
Past Anna: But, what about Brandon? He's waiting for you.
Tanya: Can you please go tell him? I'll see him in school tomorrow. Okay, thanks, bye.
Anna Anyanova: Saying that, she ran into a cab and it drove off. Now, I had no choice but to inform Brandon myself. So, I went inside.
Past Anna: Hey, I'm sorry, but
Brandon: I thought you wouldn't come, and that this was some stupid prank, but I'm glad you're here.
Past Anna: What? Me?
Anna Anyanova: Wait, did he think I was the one who called him? Shoot, I wanted to tell him everything, but he looked so happy to see me, and he ordered all my favorite foods. I thought I could wait a few more minutes before telling him, but as time went by, things just kept getting better and better. After that, he walked me back home, this was my chance to tell him the truth. But, he just pulled me to the side and just as he was about to kiss me, suddenly, I heard Tanya coming out the front door, and I pushed him away into the bushes and rushed in. The next day I was looking for Brandon everywhere to tell him the truth. But, I found Tanya was already talking to him in the corridor. Fricking fishes.
Tanya: What do you mean you don't like me? Then why did you show up at the café last night?
Brandon: What are you, crazy? I wasn't waiting for you, I was there for Anna. I wouldn't date someone as mean as you, even if you were the last girl on Earth.
Tanya: How dare you?!
Anna Anyanova: Tanya slapped him hard and ran out of there, and all the kids started recording the incident on their phones. This was bad, I ran after Tanya, but she pushed me away.
Tanya: Get lost, Anna. I told you I liked him, but you trapped him first.
Past Anna: Tanya, stop it, I didn't do anything. He liked me from the beginning, and you sent me to him.
Tanya: Yeah, it was my biggest mistake thinking I could trust you, traitor witch.
Anna Anyanova: She jumped onto me and grabbed my hair, and we broke out into a huge fight. Mom and Dad were called in and the principal showed them the videos the kids recorded. Principal Rivers said Tanya's behavior was getting worse day by day, and it was getting out of control and she was suspended for 3 months. I felt so bad for her and went to hug her later that night and told her I wasn't going to see Brandon anymore, and she immediately hugged me. But, when I went up to my room, Brandon was already there.
Brandon: Why are you avoiding me and what was your sister talking about today?
Past Anna: Brandon, you can't be here, get out now.
Brandon: Hey, chill, why do you look so tense?
Anna Anyanova: Brandon went up to me, and then, I decided to tell him everything. Then, I looked into his eyes.
Brandon: It's okay, Anna, I won't force you to like me.
Anna Anyanova: But then, Tanya came to my room with a fire extinguisher in her hand and she sprayed us.
Tanya: I knew it, you ugly cow! I knew you were a filthy backstabber and I'm going to destroy you both!
Anna Anyanova: Suddenly, Mom and Dad came rushing in and they took Tanya back to her room, and I was grounded for a week for inviting a boy. We had a big concert soon, and although I was super mad at Tanya, I still had to help her because of our contract. As usual, I was singing backstage while the entire crowd was cheering for Tanya. After the performance was over, she was given a reward for star performer, even Mom and Dad were called on stage.
Announcer: You guys must feel truly blessed to have a daughter with the voice of an angel.
Mrs. Anyanova: It's an honor. We're so lucky to have her.
Anna Anyanova: For some reason, I felt really left out and I smashed my mic on the ground. Just then, somebody from the audience asked Tanya to dedicate a song to Mom. Holy Moly! Tanya made this gesture with her hands that was my cutest sing every time. But, my mic was lying broken on the ground, and without it, I knew Tanya was about to mess this up. She started singing without me and everyone soon heard her real voice. Oh my God! A wave of silence passed through the audience, and Tanya looked at me super mad.
The crowd started chanting that she was a fraud who did lip syncing, they all went mad and started climbing onto the stage. The bodyguards immediately took Tanya and my parents to safety, and left me there all by myself. How could they?! I ran out the venue and I was raging mad! I did so much for them and they didn't care about me one bit. But, when I reached home, I was shocked to see a huge crowd gathered in front of our house. What in the world was happening?! Just then, my phone was buzzing like crazy with videos and messages from everyone. Tanya's bullying and lip syncing videos went viral, and someone uploaded my video as the real singer too. There was only one person who did this: Lori Loud. Oh my God, so that was the nasty surprise she had in store for Tanya, but she's not the only one who found out about it, I found out from Luna that Lori also told her little brother, Lincoln, and he found out what Tanya did to Lori spilling the mustard on her, but I didn't have time for that later, I needed to get inside the house now.
We gasped in surprise.
Anna Anyanova: I quickly went into the house through the back door, and on seeing me, Tanya viciously threw a vase at me, which I barely missed. Just then, I saw all of the singing awards and trophies she was burning in the fireplace.
Past Anna: Oh my God, have you gone crazy?!
Tanya: Why would you do that?! What were you thinking trying to ruin me?!
Past Anna: What, are you kidding me?! It was an accident!
Tanya: Oh, was it? Or is it because you want some fame for yourself now? Just remember this, you witch! People hear your singing because of my face, otherwise, no one would ever pay you, even if you sang on the roadside!
Anna Anyanova: Who was this monster?!
Past Anna: You're such a mean, delusional, self-absorbed brat, Tanya, I can't believe you'd say that to me, when the fact is you're only a star because of my voice! Without me, you're just a pretty dumb face!
Anna Anyanova: Tanya picked up a burning trophy in her hand and charged at me with full force.
Tanya: You took everything away from me, the guy I loved, my reputation at school, and now, my fame too? I'm gonna kill you!
Anna Anyanova: Thankfully, Mom and Dad came in and stopped her just in time.
Mrs. Anyanova: Stop this madness right now! I can't believe we were so blinded by your fame and beauty that we never realized what a monster you were turning into.
Anna Anyanova: Dad took the burning trophy from Tanya's hand and threw it away.
Mr. Anyanova: Anna, we're so sorry. We've never truly appreciated you for everything you've done. You're the daughter every parent would be proud of. Please, forgive us.
Past Anna: Mom, Dad, I forgive you.
Anna Anyanova: I forgave Mom and Dad for what happened, but now, we still had the problem of my soon-to-be ex-little sister, Tanya, to deal with, and she was now completely insane.
Tanya: You people are a bunch of morons, and I'm not letting go of my fame that easily! I'm gonna walk out and everyone is still going to love me!
Anna Anyanova: Just then, the door bursted opened and two people came inside with a straitjacket, and they wrapped Tanya in it and she was screaming to have them let her go but they refused, and we saw who called them here: it was Lori and her little brother, Lincoln, who came inside the house. I knew Lori had a surprise in store for Tanya, but I didn't know what it was, but now, I knew.
Past Lori: Too little too late, Tanya. Now that everyone literally knows the real you, your fame and reputation are now mud.
Past Lincoln: Now, everything's come back to bite you on the butt, and now, you're an outcast, a fraud, and pure evil incarnate. You are also now an insane and delusional freak! Have fun in the nuthouse for the rest of your life!
Anna Anyanova; Then, as they were carrying Tanya out, everyone threw rotten eggs, rotten fruit and veggies at her, and she screamed like crazy as she was carted off, and I was enjoying it, she was totally getting her just desserts. As the car was just about to drive off, Tanya screamed out that she'd get her revenge on me, Lori, and Lincoln for ruining her, and that was the last time she'd ever plague anyone again.
We cheered wildly for what Anna Anyanova, Lori, and Lincoln did in exposing Tanya and getting her sent to the nuthouse.
Nico: (Laughs) That'd teach that no-talent hack, Tanya!
Leandro Chan: I guess that's what happens when fame gets into their head, it makes them go crazy!
Lincoln: You said it, Mr. Chan, and that's why we never let fame get into our heads, otherwise, we'd suffer the same fate as Tanya.
Me: You said it, Linc.
Anna Anyanova: And it was really great, I became good friends with Lori, Lynn, and Lola, and I also became Lincoln's Guardian Angel and I told them I had powers of light and darkness, and with those powers, I used them on Chandler and got that little stain in trouble more times than anyone can even count!
Eli: That'd teach him a lesson.
Lori: And she also taught Lincoln how to sing with a divine voice, and it was really amazing. And as for Tanya, she got sent to the nuthouse in Lansing, Michigan, where she'd stay there for the rest of her life.
Lincoln: That was until Swartz turned her into Another G3, so she could get revenge on us yesterday. But, we beat her into the ground and purified her Ridewatch and we got her sent to The Saturn Insane Asylum for good.
Nico: And since the doctors told us she's tragically incurable, that diagnosis sealed her fate, and she'll spend the rest of her life chained to the wall of her cell with rainbow energy chains and in Maximum Security Solitary Confinement.
Mebuki: And if she tried to go on a rampage again, Lincoln's going to hit her with the King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse.
Anna Anyanova: Wait, you also know magic as well?!
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, and I came up with a ton of awesome curses that I've used on a lot of jerks we don't like.
Me: Here's a list of some of them.
I gave her a copy of the list of curses we used and they were amazing.
Anna Anyanova: Wow! These are incredible! And that King Midas's Golden Touch Vengeance one looks amazing.
Sakura Haruno: And Lincoln's used that curse mainly on Queen Bees who think they're better than everyone.
Naruto: And thanks to the new law passed, every Queen Bee Mean Girl in America has been arrested and put in the Titania Supermax Reformatory Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls. But, if they're not reformed and still want revenge, Lincoln's going to hit them with The King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse.
Me: That's right bro. And they'll stay there at the Reformatory Prison for the rest of their lives.
Lincoln: And since we've seen that many Queen Bee Mean Girls refuse to learn, that'll be the only fate that awaits them.
Anna Anyanova: Imprisoned forever in gold, that's indeed a fate crueler than death.
Crash Bandicoot: True, but like Lincoln said, Queen Bees like that have no place in society, and Tanya became both a Queen Bee and a bully. Look at what happened to Lori, and when your ex-little sister angered Lori, she basically sealed her own doom.
Lola: Yeah, making Lori mad is like the equivalent of a death sentence, and it's really bad.
Me: Believe me we know. After everything we heard about from your fellow Guardian Angels, those dark sides of the mean Louds were only going to make things worse. But at least they are gone and given the black gates.
Anna Anyanova: Good riddance.
Me: Yep. And Lincoln is also very multi-lingual. He knows how to speak in many languages from all over the planet.
Nico: And he can sing in many songs of those languages too.
Anna Anyanova: That is so cool! We'll have to hear some of them.
Me: You'll love them.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Mankar Camoran, the founder of the Mythic Dawn, a cult dedicated to serving Mehrunes Dagon.
Mara: Mankar Camoran.
Lincoln: Oh man, he's the founder of the cult, Mythic Dawn, and they're dedicated to serving Mehrunes Dagon. We got to stop him, come on.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful energy blasts at Mankar Camoran, and when he saw us, he was enraged.
Mankar Camoran: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, here?! It doesn't matter, soon, this entire world will be destroyed in the name of Mehrunes Dagon!
Lincoln: That's never going to happen, you madman! The Mythic Dawn cult will be brought to an end here and now.
Suddenly, the eyes of R. Mika, Menat, and Jacqueline McMadd turned neon, and they're surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces and mythical animals, and as they approach Mankar Camoran, they left colored energy, elemental forces, and mythical animals with every step. Suddenly, R. Mika, Menat, and Jacqueline McMadd were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with elemental forces surrounding them, there's mythical animals flying around the vortex, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes fade, R. Mika, Menat, and Jacqueline McMadd emerge, but they're changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
R. Mika grew from 6'0" to 6'11 in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her blonde hair put in pigtails, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with light animals, light, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Light Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with blue gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. R. Mika has on a blue sleeveless blouse, blue sleeveless midriff top with a white heart and phoenix on it, blue pants, white leather knee-high combat boots, and a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with light animals on the coattails and the Street Fighter logo on the back of the trenchcoat. Suddenly, R. Mika felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with blue tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, R. Mika's massive Sword of The Street Fighters was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, light, and light animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into R. Mika's Celestial Broadsword of Wrestling Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the Street Fighter logo etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, blonde angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue gem with surrounding blonde angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a white kanji below the Street Fighter logo that said, "Mika Nanakawa A.K.A R. Mika, Professional Wrestler of Japan and Student of Zangief, Partner of Yamato Nadeshiko, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Shadaloo, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Wrestling, and Fire"
ななかわみかA.K.A R.ミカ、日本のプロレスラー、ザンギエフの学生、やまとなでしこのパートナー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シャダルーの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして光、レスリング、そして火のマスター
R. Mika's transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CELESTIAL WRESTLING LIGHTSTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF CELESTIAL LIGHT JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR LOVE!
Menat grew from 6'0" to 6'11 in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her short purple hair, she has neon green eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, magic, and Egyptian cobras surrounding her, she has an Egyptian cobra with the Magic Kanji wrapped around it emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cobra earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Magic and Eternity Kanjis wrapped around it, she also has an Egyptian cobra with purple gems for eyes and the Magic and Eternity Kanjis wrapped around it for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Menat has on a purple sleeveless blouse, white sleeveless midriff top with a purple heart and gold phoenix on it, purple skirt, thigh high stockings, purple leather knee-high high heels, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, magic, and Egyptian Cobras on the coattails and the Street Fighter logo on the back of the trenchcoat. Suddenly, Menat felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with gold tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and she still has the eight large purple orbs orbiting around her legs.
Suddenly, Menat's massive Sword of The Street Fighters and her crystal ball was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, magic, and Egyptian Cobras, and when they emerged, the sword was transformed into Menat's Egyptian Prophecy Broadsword of Fortune Telling Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the Street Fighter logo etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large gold cobra heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold cobra heads with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem on the bottom of the cobra heads for the pommel and the crystal ball turned into a purple ball with the Eye of Horus on it, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold cobra head with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Street Fighter logo that said, "Menat, Apprentice Fortune Teller of Rose, Friend to Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Gifted User of Magic, Destroyer of Shadaloo, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Magic, and Fortune Telling"
メナト、ローズの見習い占い師、多くの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、魔法の才能のあるユーザー、シャダルーの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生教師、そして星、魔法、占いの達人
Menat has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MAGICAL EGYPTIAN COBRA PHOENIX ANGEL OF ELEMENTAL MAGIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE FORTUNE TELLING LOVE!
And Jacqueline McMadd grew to 6'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her long bright pink hair along with her fin, she has neon bright green eyes and a pink energy aura with fire and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with bright pink gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with bright pink gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with bright green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Jacqueline McMadd has on a white sleeveless blouse, white sleeveless midriff top, blue pants, black leather knee-high combat boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with fire on the coattails and the Wrestling Federation logo and phoenix surrounded by flames on the back of the trenchcoat. Suddenly, Jacqueline McMadd felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive bright pink angel wings with bright green tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with bright pink gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Jacqueline McMadd has a brand-new large broadsword known as Wrestling Federation's Firestorm Broadsword of Wrestling Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the Wrestling Federation logo etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged bright pink blade, bright pink angel wings for the crossguard, large bright green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large bright pink gem with surrounding blonde angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with bright pink gems on her wrists, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head with bright green gems for eyes and a large bright pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the Wrestling Federation logo that said, "Jacqueline McMadd, Loving Daughter of Vance McMadd, Professional Wrestler of The Wrestling Federation, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Phoenixes, Wrestling, and Fire"
ジャクリーン・マクマッド、ヴァンス・マクマッドの愛する娘、レスリング連盟のプロレスラー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてマスターフェニックス、レスリング、そして火
Jacqueline McMadd has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY WRESTLING FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIERY WRESTLING JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRESTORM LOVE!
We're amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of R. Mika, Menat, and Jacqueline McMadd, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Mankar Camoran saw it, he fell into a rage, but they fired blasts of energy at him and he was sent flying into a wall.
Nico: Whoa, Menat, R. Mika, and Jacqueline McMadd have transformed, this is going to be awesome.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: Wow, Menat, R. Mika, and Jacqueline, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Menat: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Magic Egyptian Cobra and Divine Fortuneteller Love) We feel incredible, Linky.
R. Mika: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Phoenix and Divine Wrestling Love) Now, shall we take care of this cult leader once and for all?
Jacqueline McMadd: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Phoenix and Divine Wrestling Love) And send him to The Black Gates?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Menat, R. Mika, and Jacqueline McMadd.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Today, The Mythic Dawn cult shall be erased from existence forever!
Lincoln, Menat, R. Mika, and Jacqueline McMadd went after Mankar Camoran, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, blue energy, bright pink energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Cobras, Demons, and Angels at Mankar Camoran, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their massive broadswords and they left painful scars on him as they slashed him, and they fired powerful blasts of energy at Mankar Camoran and they exploded with incredible power, killing him and every member of the Order of The Mythic Dawn, and they were all erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what the four of them did as they holster their massive broadswords on their backs and power down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Menat, R. Mika, and Jacqueline McMadd are permanent.
Then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss with Lincoln, and we all cheered wildly.
Nico: Alright, The Order of The Mythic Dawn has been destroyed forever!
Me: And they've been sent to The Black Gates for good, awesome!
Lincoln: That's one of the enemies from The Elder Scrolls put down for good, but there's bound to be more out there, but we'll be ready for them.
We returned to The World Tree Estate, and we got rid of Mankar Camoran and the Order of The Mythic Dawn for good.
Later we were walking over to Phoenix Land.
Nico: Kendra, you and Charlie Brown are up for bonding next.
Kendra: And I'm really looking forward to this. We're gonna have so much fun in Phoenix Land.
Charlie Brown: We sure are sis.
Me: We got a whole bunch of awesome new rides installed that you all will love.
Eli: I can't wait to have some of the funnel cake too.
Me: That's always the best part of our park.
Nico: Yep.
Anna Anyanova: It's awesome being with you guys now and thank you guys so much for taking care of my psychotic sister.
Me: You're welcome Anna. I'm so sorry she hogged all the glory and stole the spotlight from you. Some sister.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. What a fake.
Me: But that was still an awesome adventure we had with you guys back then.
Charlie Brown: It sure was.
Rainbow Dash: It was really fun and awesome.
Linus: Can you believe that my Robot Chicken self used Satanic magic?
Me: Yeah that was crazy! I don't know what the hell he was thinking!
Margaret Stockington: Yeah I remember seeing that on the internet! And as a master of the powers of the Occult and Dark Magic myself I know that those are all things that no one should ever mess with.
Brittney: You are a master of the dark arts and dark magic too?
Nico: I forgot to mention that Margaret is a user of Dark Magic and knows all about the Occult and how Satanic Magic works.
Me: Wow that is cool!
Rainbow Dash: It sure is.
Margaret Stockington: Yeah and you guys should know that Dark Magic like that never gives away stuff like that for free. It always comes with a terrible price.
Raven: That's right.
Maria: The price was that Robot Chicken Linus lost his life as well as the others. Too bad the rest were off screen.
Me: Yeah that is for sure. It was a murderous pumpkin with a massive thirst for blood and a hunger for human flesh.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We're here.
We arrived at Phoenix Land.
Me: Well you and Charlie go have fun Kendra.
Kendra: Oh we will. Ready bro?
Charlie Brown: You bet sis!
They went and had lots of fun and we went to the snack booths and got some cotton candy, funnel cakes, hot dogs, burgers, pizzza and more.
Me: Those two more than earned this.
Nico: Absolutely.
Poromon and Poliwag were about to board a roller coaster unsupervised.
Nico then grabbed them.
Nico: Now now. Me and May will go with you guys.
Poromon: Oh thanks.
May: Ready Manaphy.
Me: This is the newest Roller Coaster we have made.
It was called THE SPINE SHATTERER! It was called that because it was known for shattering your spine into a million pieces. It was the fastest roller coaster ever with speeds over 300 miles per hour and loaded with as much pain as the Fiery Fist O' Pain.
They saw a sign.
Poliwag: [reads the sign] Warning! This ride may cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas...
Poromon and Poliwag: ...and explosive diarrhea. [explosion is heard]
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
They got in and it was gonna be awesome and cool!
The Spine Shatterer started.
Nico: Here we go.
Poliwag: Goodbye Poromon!
Poromon: Goodbye Poliwag!
Poliwag and Poromon start to scream with May and Nico cheering, whooping and hollering, dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a laser. When the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, Poromon and Poliwag's skeletons fly through the air while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their skeletons fly into them as they go up, out of the planet and into the upper atmosphere, but when they sit up, Poromon and Poliwag have the other one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion.
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
When it stopped they cheered wildly!
Poromon: WOW!
Nico: WOOHOO! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Poliwag: We're okay!
May: Yeah! That was awesome!
Manaphy came!
Manaphy: Wow! You guys made it!
Nico: At least we didn't lose our spines like Clyde and Lincoln.
We laughed.
Camie: You guys literally lost your spines!?
Lincoln: Yeah we sure did!
Twilight Sparkle: When did that happen?
Me: It was on New Years Day 2020.
I went over what happened during chapter 933. It was funny and scary.
FLASHBACK
At the estate in Gotham Royal York, we were celebrating the start of the new year. Today was January 1st, 2020.
Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, EVERYBODY!
They blew noisemakers.
Me: I propose a toast everyone, to the start of an awesome new year!
Everyone: HERE HERE!
We clinked our glasses together.
Lincoln: This year is gonna be awesome!
Laney: It sure is.
Maria: In 2016, J.D. met the Loud Family and Varie, in 2017 he met Vince, Hercules & Zoe and Riley, In 2018 Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed. And in 2019, we met the Transformers and Power Rangers. I can't wait to see the surprises for this year.
Me: Yeah! A lot of things have happened over the course of 3 and a half years.
Muscle Man: You know who else is looking forward to the rest of 2020? My mom!
Lana: (Laughs) That's right Muscle Man!
Nico: My New Year's Resolution is to keep making more friends.
Vince: Good idea Nico!
Carol: That's right!
Carla: You said it mommy.
Me: 2019 was very eventful and we did a lot of action and adventure.
Varie: Boy we sure did.
Aylene C.: Boy it was awesome!
Littlefoot: You said it Aylene.
Later we were watching the Rose Bowl Parade and we saw all kinds of awesome floats and it was awesome!
Me: Wow! I love all these floats.
Lola: Me too. They are so beautiful.
Lily Loud: And really colorful and artistic.
Nico: They sure made a lot of beautiful ones.
Laney: Yep.
Then we were watching the Rose Bowl Game. It was awesome!
Lynn: YEAH!
Me: YEAH! How can this day get any better?
William: Let's celebrate the New Year by going to our amusement park!
Everyone: YEAH!
Then Clyde appeared through a portal!
Syd Chang: Hey Clyde.
Clyde: Guys you gotta see this! It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
TV announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. Phoenix Land has a new ride. It's big... [roller coaster goes into the stars and then back down to Earth.] It's fast... [Nancy and Harold are riding a roller coaster so fast, Harold flies off of it]
Nancy Suzy Fish: Harold, no!
TV announcer: It's painful... [roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion]
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
TV announcer: It's The Flaming Blast of Obliteration! Opening today at Phoenix Land!
Lana: Wow! What a roller coaster!
Me: Yep, we just built it. Lily told us about an awesome Roller Coaster she went on over at Glove World with SpongeBob and Patrick and we got the idea for it.
Lily: Oh yeah! That was awesome! That was the Fiery Fist O' Pain and it was awesome!
Gali: I remember seeing that. That was awesome!
Me: Lets head over there!
We were off to our awesome amusement park.
Lincoln: Wait for me, guys.
We were walking towards Phoenix Land.
Lincoln: Whoo! Flaming Blast of Obliteration, here we come.
Timmy Monroe: Yeah, dudes, we're all riding the Blast of Obliteration.
Boy #2: I heard somebody rode it and his spine fell out.
Timmy: [laughing] Dude, I hope my spine falls out.
Taylor: [laughing] Yeah, me too.
Me: Boy the new Roller Coaster we built looks like its a success.
Lincoln: Boy, the Blast of Obliteration sounds...
Clyde: Really, really scary. I mean fun! Fun, really, really fun.
Lincoln: Yeah, really fun.
We arrived at Phoenix Land and we saw our new roller coaster we built. It was a massive and terrifying new roller coaster with lots of awesome loops and twists and it had one super tall ramp that went out into space. Lightning came out of storm clouds around the tall ramp and the car came back down fast and a massive explosion happened when the car hit the bottom.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Lincoln: That sure looks like fun.
Clyde: Yeah, I can't wait to ride it.
Me: Here we are guys. Phoenix Land. The only amusement park opened all year and on Major Holidays.
Laney: This is amazing!
Lizzie Morris: Your new amusement park is awesome!
Fu: (Offscreen) I'll say and the pay is worth it.
We saw Fu and she had a tray full of cotton candy.
Me: Hey Fu.
Fu: Hey guys.
Lana: I didn't know you work in Phoenix Land, Fu.
Fu: It's an awesome job. Lady Hokage said that we should diversify in the number of jobs we do besides being a shinobi.
Me: Good thinking. And with your Shinobi abilities you can do multiple jobs all at once. We're heading over to ride the Flaming Blast of Obliteration.
Fu: That roller coaster is awesome!
Laney: I heard about it.
Lucy Heartfilia: It sure looks awesome!
Fu: See ya at home guys.
Me: Will do.
We walked and found the line for the ride.
Lincoln: There it is. The line looks awfully long.
Clyde: Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the dumb kiddie rides first.
Me: Good idea Clyde. Lets go have some fun while we're here.
Everyone: YEAH!
Some of us went onto the regular rides like the bumper cars, mad tea cups and others, some of us went to the prize booths and more and everyone else went to the other rides and more.
Lincoln: Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters?
Clyde: Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roll... Whoa!
Lincoln: I can't believe it, Clyde. It's Fiery Bird! [a man in a cool red, orange and yellow phoenix costume is standing in front of them] Get over there and I'll take your picture with him. [Clyde moves a few steps into the camera phone so he's not too close to Fiery Bird] Get closer, Clyde.
Clyde: Nuh-uh.
Lincoln: Come on, closer. [Clyde moves a little closer] That's it, a little more. Now hold onto his thumb. Give me a big smile. [takes the picture]
Clyde: How do I look? [pictures shows Clyde touching Fiery Bird with only a finger] Wow, I look great. [a little kid is laughing on one of the kiddie rides]
Lincoln and Clyde: The Firechick!
Me: That's an adorable ride we built for kids
Lincoln: [clears throat] I mean, The Firechick.
Clyde: That ride's for babies.
Lincoln: Yeah. Let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is.
Me: Okay.
[Both Lincoln and Clyde walk over and get into the ride, with the little kid. When they go over a bump, they scream. When the ride is over, they get out and both are shivering; the baby snaps his fingers at Lincoln and Clyde and walks away]
Clyde: I guess that ride was too much for the little guy. [cut to Lincoln and Clyde standing in line by the Flaming Blast of Obliteration]
Lincoln: Well, the line looks a little bit shorter now. Can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? [both chuckle nervously]
Me, Kevin Levin and Captain America were figuring them out.
Clyde: Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. [an old man is wheel chaired out of Phoenix Land!]
Old Man Walker: Oh, why, why, why? [Lincoln and Clyde scream and run off] Why won't you let me on the ride?
Sasuke: Sir, you have a serious medical condition.
Old Man Walker: But it's my birthday! [cut to Lincoln and Clyde running through a line, cheering]
Clyde: Yeah!
Lincoln & Clyde: One more time!
Tom: You know, this is the line for the bathroom.
Lincoln: [laughs] We've gone eight times.
Clyde: And I went three times all by myself.
Tom: I'm going to walk away now. [does so]
Lincoln: Bye.
Me: You guys are funny.
Clyde: Have fun! [Lightning walks up]
Lightning: Lincoln! Clyde!
Lincoln: Hello, Lightning.
Me: Hey Lightning! What's happening?
We high five.
Lightning: I just got off the Blast of Obliteration. Man, what a rush. [sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm] You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline. [Lincoln's and Clyde's eyebrows disintegrate]
Lincoln: Oh, it's, uh... [holding breath] very manly, Lightning.
Me: Invigorating Lightning!
Lightning: Thanks [picks up Lincoln and smells him] Lincoln, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
Lincoln: Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! [runs off]
Lightning: Come on, Clyde. You and me, pal?
Clyde: I'm hungry, too. [runs off]
Lightning: Maybe I should stop making people smell me.
Me: You can come with us Lightning. I think we know what's going on.
[Cuts to Lincoln and Clyde sitting at a table, eating ice cream, and looking at the explosions on the Blast of Obliteration]
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Clyde: Want some?
Lincoln: No thanks, Clyde. Um, you got ice cream in your eyebrows.
Clyde: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand.
Me: Lincoln, I think you and Clyde are scared of the roller coaster.
Lincoln: (Sighs) Yeah we are J.D.
Clyde: It's really scary for us.
Me: Aw it's okay guys.
Everyone else came to us.
Lana: What's wrong guys?
Lisa: It appears that our elder brother and his best friend unit appear to be showing a cowardly yellow stripe towards the newest Roller Coaster.
Laney: They're scared of the new Roller Coaster?
Syd Chang: Oh man.
Kevin Levin: (to Lincoln) Dude, you and the others fought several bad guys, powerful monsters and save the universe several times, and yet, you're scared of a roller coaster?
Edd: This is quite normal for children.
Captain America: Lincoln, it's ok to be afraid. That shows that despite our powers and accomplishments, deep down, we're still only human.
Lightning: I just tried that roller coaster a few minutes ago. I found it awesome! And I barely needed powers to survive it!
Me: That's right.
Earth: If you want, I can go with you Linky.
Syd Chang: Same here Clyde.
Lincoln: Really? Okay Earth.
Clyde: I would like that Syd.
Me: Awesome! Lets go!
Lincoln: [reads the sign] Warning! This ride may cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas...
Lincoln & Clyde: ...and explosive diarrhea. [explosion is heard]
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lincoln: Is that all?
Clyde: Big deal, I did half that stuff this morning.
Syd Chang: It's okay Clyde. We're with you.
Earth: That's right Linky.
Clyde: After you. [both sit down in the ride]
Lincoln: We made it.
Clyde: Yeah.
Syd Chang: This is gonna be awesome!
Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. [buckles them, puts on helmets, and wraps them up] There.
Employee #4: Now if you could just sign this release, absolving Phoenix Land in case of accidental spine loss... [Lincoln, Clyde, Syd and Earth sign their name] Well, nice knowing you.
Employee #3: Ready in ten...
Lincoln: This is it, guys.
Earth: Oh yeah!
Employee #3: Nine, eight...
Lincoln: We made it!
Employee #3: Seven, six...
Clyde: We're not scaredy cats.
Employee #3: Five, four...
Lincoln: We're not crybabies.
Employee #3: Three, two...
Lincoln & Clyde: We're brave!
Employee #3: One... [when he presses the 'GO' button, Lincoln & Clyde scream, but the roller coaster breaks down]
Henry: [over speaker] Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down.
Me: Let me see that stupid thing.
I kicked it and it was working again.
Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine.
Lincoln & Clyde: Huh?
Employee #3: Have fun. [presses the 'GO' button again. They all take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off]
Lincoln: Clyde, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! [when they get to the top, it stops for a moment] Goodbye, Clyde. Goodbye Earth.
Clyde: Goodbye, Lincoln. Goodbye Syd.
[Coaster starts again, dropping and going around many loops and tunnels and they had a lot of fire in them and they through a saw, a flaming fist, a log ram, a wrecking ball, lightning blasts and a laser. When the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle, Lincoln, Clyde, Syd and Earth's skeletons fly through the air while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their skeletons fly into them as they go up, out of the sky and into space, but when they sit up, they have the other one's skeleton. The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion.]
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
[When the ride is over, Lincoln was hugging Earth and Clyde was holding Syd Chang, shaking]
Woman: [over speaker] Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop. And stop crying!
Employee #3: It's over. You can get out now.
Lincoln & Clyde: We did it! [both get out and run around in circles]
Clyde: That was so much fun!
Me: That was awesome!
Lori: Great job boys!
Syd Chang: Way to go Clyde!
Earth: Yeah Linky!
Lincoln: We conquered our fears!
Clyde: We stopped crying!
Lincoln: We survived the Blast of Obliteration!
Employee #3: Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.
Lincoln, Clyde, Earth and Syd: Our spines! [grab their spines]
Me: Geez! Those kids weren't kidding! That ride does cause spine loss!
Lincoln: Yeah! [when they grab them, they start to wiggle their bodies and then bend them backwards. They laugh]
Me: Geez.
Lincoln: Let's go again!
Clyde: Yeah!
Syd Chang: That was so awesome!
Earth: I'll say!
We later went home and got their spines put back in.
Nico: That was so much fun!
Vince: Boy you said it!
Lola: We won all kinds of awesome prizes too.
Lana: You said it!
Lila Loud: Yeah!
Laney: But it was so cool seeing Lincoln and Clyde conquer their fears like that.
Me: Boy you said it Laney. But they are gonna be in a lot of pain after having their spines put back.
Sora: I can heal them.
Me: Thanks Sora.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When it was done everyone was cringing.
Clyde McBride: But it was awesome.
Lori: Literally was.
Anna Anyanova: Oh Linky.
She hugged and kissed him all over.
Anna Anyanova: You must've been scared.
Lincoln: I was. But now I'm not afraid anymore.
Me: Good.
Maria: Patrick and Spongebob went through the same thing as well.
Lily: Yeah that was really funny.
SpongeBob: It sure was. We were scared about the Fiery Fist O' Pain at Glove World.
Patrick: But we quickly conquered our fear when Glove World was closing in five minutes.
Nico: Wow.
Laney: Yeah that was crazy.
Poromon: Although me and Poliwag did lose our skeletons for a few seconds.
Lincoln: Welcome to the club though guys. Me, Clyde, Syd, Earth, SpongeBob and Patrick and now you guys all had that happen to us.
Poliwag: Oh wow!
Nico: I remember that! That was so awesome and funny.
Me: But it was crazy though. It was amazing that you guys conquered your fear of the scariest roller coasters ever.
Lola: Yeah that was cool.
Qin: It sure was.
Rainbow Dash: Too bad I'm afraid of Roller Coasters now.
Me: What!? You are afraid of roller coasters too R.D.!? You're not afraid of anything!
Nico: Yeah! You are a fearless girl when it comes to battle.
Poliwag: And you kick a lot of ass.
Nico: Yeah!
Lincoln: How about I go with you and help you conquer your fear?
Rainbow Dash: I would like that Linky.
Me: Go for it.
They went on the ride and it was funny and awesome and more and Rainbow Dash quickly got over her fear with ease! When it was done we cheered for them!
Rainbow Dash: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Lincoln: WOOHOO!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Nice job guys!
Nico: Still scared?
Rainbow Dash: Not anymore! That was great!
But then we heard screaming and then we saw a figure.
Me: Uh oh! We got a Code A.R.S.!
Nico: A.R.S?
Me: Another Rider of Swartz.
Nico: Oh!
We went to face it and we saw that it was ANOTHER KIKAI!
Me: Oh man! Another Kikai!
Nico: Just like Woz said!
Woz: I hope you don't mind me joining in, Lord Nico.
Nico: Not at all Woz. But please no need for formalities. Just call me Nico.
Woz: Sorry.
Me: But lets find out who our mysterious friend is!
Nico: Yeah!
Another Kikai: (In a girls voice) I think you should know Nico!
Qin: (GASP) Oh dear god! I was hoping to never have to hear that voice again after everything you did! Sally Witchford!
We saw her revert back and it was a girl with blond hair and torn up clothes!
Nico: I should have known you would return for revenge Sally!
Me: You know her Qin and Nico?
Qin: Yeah unfortunately we do. You see she is a very bad mentally unstable girl. Her name is Sally Witchford and she has Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Nico: She hurt my friend Rue Knoxville who was being elected for the student body president and she really left a nasty mark on her. But me and Qin were really too fast for her and we made sure she paid for it bad.
Me: What did she do?
Nico: She slashed Rue in her face with a knife and left a nasty lightning bolt shaped scar on her right cheek.
Lola: Whoa man!
Nico: Yep and she threatened to burn down the entire school and kill Rue. But luckily me and Qin didn't let that happen and we had her sent to an insane asylum for life after she was disowned by her family. She became the states problem now.
Me: Holy shit!
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: And now, you want payback on Nico and Qin for supposedly ruining your life?
Sally Witchford: That's right! You two ruined everything for me! I could have been student body president but NO! You had to get in the way and help that fucking bitch Rue! You made me an outcast and now I will make sure you pay for everything you did!
Me: You are insane!
May: How delusional is this girl!?
Nico: What was I supposed to do? Let you hurt Rue more?!
Me: I should say not!
Sally Witchford: I don't fucking care! I want you to die Nico!
Qin: You'll have to get through us first you heartless bitch!
Me: And all of us! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico went Super Saiyan 2!
Qin flared up her aura.
Woz: Henshin!
Action! Touei! Future Time! (Chinese-themed electronic music) Sugoi! Jidai! Mirai! Kamen Rider Woz! Woz!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER WOZ!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Sally Witchford: If it's the last thing I do I will kill you and I will not stop!
Me: Geez you bitch get a life!
Sally then turned back into Another Kikal!
Woz: Watch, Lord Nico. To fight an Another Rider of Kikai, one must harness the power of Kikai.
Action! Touei! Future Time! (Drum roll followed by triumphant rock music) Dekai! Hakai! Gōkai! Futurering Kikai! Kikai!
He harnessed the power of Kikai!
Me: Cool!
Eli: Awesome!
Me: Yeah! I'll join in too. I know!
I pulled out my new Agito Arms for Zen-Aku! It looked like a sword and in it was 10 slots for Animal Crystals.
Me: I've always wanted to try this one out.
I put in the following Animal Crystals:
Purple Manta Ray of Black Manta,
Brown Gopher of Mole Man,
Red Kinkajou of Dark Spicer,
Blue Tamandua of The Top,
Orange Cacique of Shriek,
Green Quetzal of Femme Fatale,
Green Crocodile of Killer Croc,
Grey Great White Shark of Bruce the Shark
Brown Moose of Bane,
and the Orange Coral Viper of King Hiss!
Nico: Whoa! That is cool!
Me: Yep. Watch! I summon the Dark Wild Zords!
The sword glowed and I summoned said zords!
Nico: Now that is cool!
Me: Yep.
Maria: (takes out M.O.E. Cannon) Let's not forget about this! Try dealing with these nimrods! (Turns Dial) IDIOT BUTTFACE BRIGADE!
She summoned The Empty Head Society, Dean Toadblatt, Eustace, Box Ghost, Norm, I.R. Baboon and The Greasers!
Nico: Now we're talking!
Ice Cream Starfish: Time for us to have some fun on this stupid girl!
Norm: Yeah!
Eustace: Stupid girl trying to hurt someone innocent!
Another Kikai: Says the person who's at odds with a dog!
Eustace: At least I'm honest about it! (Pulls out mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Another Kikai had the shit scared out of her!
Me: What's the matter Sally? Can't handle being scared of an ugly mask?
Another Kikai: How about I show you what being scared is when I kill you!?
Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!
Woz and Another Kikai clashed with one another.
Woz: You dare try to defame an innocent girl?!
Another Kikai: She wasn't innocent! She was in my way!
Woz kicked and smashed her all over.
Me: Time for you to get a massive lobotomy!
I activated Electro's Ridewatch and channeled lightning into my scythe and then I slashed Another Kikal in the back and electrocuted her with billions of volts of electricity!
Nico: SHOCKING!
Qin: Had enough you blackhearted bitch!?
Another Kikal: NEVER! NOT UNTIL YOU BOTH ARE DEAD!
Box Ghost: Watch out! She's using items based on my team's powers!
We saw her use a Miridewatch for the powers of Box Ghost!
She summoned a bunch of boxes and threw them at us!
Me: You Box Ghost Ripoff Artist!
I activated Pyros's Ridewatch and fired waves of lava and melted the boxes!
Box Ghost: HEY! That hurt me you know!
Nico: Don't waste your breath… Or ectoplasm on her Box Ghost. She is mentally unstable and will never listen to reason.
Box Ghost: Oh right.
Maria: Those aren't the only weapons she's using based on the M.O.E. powers!
She had a blaster for Kikai that had Dark Spicer's powers in it! She fired a blast of energy with Crystal Freak's power and I deflected the blast back!
Me: Two can play that! (Pulls out Dark Spicer's Faiz Phone) Here's your warning: Your Fucking Ass is about to be kicked!
I formed it into a blaster and fired a blast of fire with Dark's Hot Burn Powers and it hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Hot enough for ya?
Another Kikai: NEVER!
Me: This girl needs a hobby! Time for this bitch to see the light.
I activated Xion's Ridewatch.
Me: 14 ELEMENT POWER BLAST!
I fired a blast of energy with the powers of the 14 elements and then they hit Another Kikai and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Take that!
We saw Kikai Weapons for each of the M.O.E. Members on the ground and we picked them up.
Nico and Qin went up to her.
Sally Witchford: You will pay for everything you did to me!
Qin: Not likely!
KRABLAM!
They both punched her in the face and sent her crashing into a wall and then she hits the wall, the impact causing the shelf above her to slant and drop a pot, a glass, a pan, a mug, a treasure chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a heavy scuba suit on her head. A giant bump rises up on Sally Witchford's head and then a dime falls on it, causing her to fall over and black out.
She was really gonna be feeling that! Then the men from the Saturn Insane Asylum came and put her in a rainbow energy straitjacket and loaded her into the paddy wagon. She was knocked unconscious because of all that stuff that hit her.
Nico: One future Another Rider down. Two to go.
Me: Yep.
Laney: Good riddance.
Kendra and Charlie Brown came back.
Kendra: Hey guys.
Me: Oh hey.
Charlie Brown: What did we miss?
Me: Huge battle. We faced Another Kikai.
Kendra: A battle with Another Rider and we missed it!? Oh crap! We were having so much fun that we missed the whole thing.
Rarity: But at least you guys had fun.
Luan: But don't worry I filmed the whole thing for you.
She showed the video on her camera.
Charlie Brown: Wow!
We later went back home.
Later we were walking to the east side of the city.
Me: Boy that makes 2 enemies of Nico and Lincoln's friends that we know that we faced.
Anna Anyanova: Boy no kidding! First my wretched sister and now an enemy of Nico and Qin.
Eli: Wow no kidding!
Me: Yeah. But at least they are in a place where they won't cause anymore harm.
Zocks: You said it.
Me: But we're glad that Kendra and Charlie had fun.
Nico: No kidding. So what is this place you want to show us J.D.?
Me: You'll love it and it's a blast from the past.
We arrived at the iconic Schoolhouse Rock diner called The Conjunction Junction Diner!
Nico: The Conjunction Junction Diner! Awesome!
Chloe Bourgeois: If this isn't an old favorite, I don't know what it is.
Nico: Oh it's more than an old favorite.
Me: Yep. Good memories.
Laney: And right on the east side of the city.
Lana: Awesome!
We went into the diner. We saw the iconic Schoolhouse Rock characters.
Me: Wow! Look at everyone here.
Tsuyu: Hey there, folks!
Interplanet Janet: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Lucky Seven Sampson: It's awesome to meet you all!
Bill: Yeah it's amazing to have you guys here.
Me: We're honored to be with you all.
Little Twelve-Toes: We're honored to have you with us too.
Guyhawk: Don't mind us. We're just having a meal after getting rid of an Another Rider.
Prepositions: Awesome. You guys are some of our heroes.
Me: And all your songs have made us all blossom into smart people over the years.
Varie: They sure have.
Naughty Number 9: Yes they have. Think me and some of the guys can get into that M.O.E.?
Me: Sure thing.
Tyrannosaurus Debt: Yeah! As long as I get to have a good salad.
Me: You will love it.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Good 11: But it's so magical that you guys do so much for everyone.
Me: Thanks. It's what we do to keep everyone safe.
We were having great food.
G1 Brainstorm: Damn, the food here's good!
Me: Boy it sure is.
Nico: (Eating burger) Yummy.
Lola: Yeah it's awesome.
Qin: I'll say. I hope the next planet we're going to is just as awesome.
Me: You'll love it Qin.
Later back at the estate we were getting ready for our next mission.
Anna Anyanova: I'm really sorry my so called sister went after you guys.
Donna Diego: Don't apologize, Anna. It's not your fault.
Me: Yeah besides I knew it was only a matter of time before she would come after Lori to get revenge.
Lincoln: But at least she is in a place where she will never hurt anyone again.
Nico: Yep.
Then Firepower, Scorcher, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard appeared.
Firepower: Can me, Scorcher, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all sure can.
Evil Star: Whoa is that the Schoolhouse Rock crew!? Awesome! I loved watching and learning from all of you growing up.
George III (SHR): We're glad you did.
Me: A couple of them are joining you guys soon.
Overdrive: Neat and which vehicle can I use for this one?
Me: I got just the one.
I gave him a scroll and it had a Maser Tank in it.
Me: Maser Tank, the tanks used to fight against Godzilla.
Overdrive: Wow! Awesome choice.
Nico: Yeah.
Flash Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next time?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet one for a Fiendwurm next.
Me: Whoa that's a scary one. And that is one that's completely out of its mind with pain.
Qin: Yikes! That one will sound dangerous too.
Eli: Yeah.
But then…
POOF!
An ANBU appeared.
Toad: Sorry to come in like this Team Loud Phoenix Storm but I'm afraid Lady Hokage has called for you.
Me: We're on our way.
Nico: Wonder what it's for.
Me: We'll find out.
I snapped my fingers and I got into my proper Shinobi gear and we went to the Leaf.
We arrived at the Hokage's office and I knocked on the door.
Lady Tsunade: Enter!
We came in.
Me: You wanted to see us Lady Tsunade?
Lady Tsunade: Yes I'm afraid I have a huge mission for you all.
Key: Can this wait until tomorrow? We're about to go to another planet for our mission.
Nico: Key this is just as important.
Key: Okay.
Then the Hidden Leaf 12, Sai and the Jinchuriki all came.
Me: Wow everyone is here.
Mebuki Haruno came in.
Sakura Haruno: Mom too? Wow.
Mebuki: What's going on Lady Hokage?
Lady Tsunade: I'm afraid this is a mission of high importance.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: it was none other than Abirama Redder, one of the Fracción of Baraggan Louisenbairn and he's heading here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is someone else coming after us today?
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and the Soul Society's not going to like this one bit: the dark energy signal I sensed belongs to Abirama Redder, one of the Fracción of Baraggan Louisenbairn and he's heading here to destroy us.
The Soul Society girls gasped in shock.
Rukia Kuchiki: Abirama Redder's here, I should've known he'd show up.
Layla Thomas: Rukia, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to ask that you let me and Lincoln take down and destroy Abirama Redder.
Rukia Kuchiki: Of course, Layla.
Nico: So, one of the Soul Society's enemies has shown up, this isn't good, but I'm surprised that Layla asked to take on this task.
Lincoln: This also means she's going to transform, Nico.
Nico: Yeah, you're right. Alright, gang, let's go, there's another food planet we're going to explore, and I got a feeling it's going to get really hot!
Lincoln: You said it.
Me: Yeah.
Naruto: But, I can't help but get the feeling we're about to face someone from Sakura and her mom's past, someone we thought we'd never see again.
Sakura Haruno: Same here.
Mebuki Haruno: And if it's who I think it is, then, she's looking at a one-way trip to the Saturn Insane Asylum. (Cracks Knuckles)
Lady Tsunade: And you're suspicions are correct Mebuki.
She showed us a photo of Mebuki's evil and crazy psychotic twin sister Rose Haruno.
Me: Rose Haruno? Oh no. Don't tell me.
Naruto: That psychotic bitch is loose again.
Lady Tsunade: That's correct.
Me: I knew it was only a matter of time before that Psychotic bitch returned.
Nico: Sounds like you have a really bad history with her J.D.
Me: That's a big understatement Nico. Rose Haruno is beyond a shadow of a doubt the most mentally deranged monster ever known to the entirety of the Hidden Leaf Village.
Kushina: He's right on that. Me, Mikoto and Mebuki all were the best friends of Minato and I loved him. When we were in the Academy we were gonna be a great team together.
Mebuki: But I couldn't become a kunoichi because I couldn't make a transformation jutsu right. Mine always came out looking like they got punched in the mouth.
Me: I'm sorry about that Mrs. Haruno.
Mebuki: It's all right.
Kushina: Yeah. But Mebuki's evil twin sister Rose found out about me and Minato dating and all that and she did not like that one bit. She let her jealousy destroy her completely. She was getting more and more unstable by the second and she vowed to ruin my life. She wanted Minato all for herself. But the Hokage wouldn't let that happen and she was committed to the Hidden Grass Insane Asylum. She vowed to escape and make Mebuki suffer.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: Yeah. On the day Naruto was born, Rose busted out of the Insane Asylum and she came across the village being attacked by the 9-Tails. When Minato and Kushina died Rose switched places with Mebuki by sending her into her place to rot and she assumed her identity.
Sakura Haruno: But I was onto her from the moment I started in the academy. I was going to reveal everything when the time came. But I couldn't remember anything after a couple of days after the Uchiha Massacre because I had a loyalty and false love seal put on me for Sasuke. After it was removed I remembered it all. J.D. killed Rose before I could do anything.
Me: I remember that.
Trixie Lulamoon: You want us to take her out?
Lady Tsunade: No I want you guys to capture her. Use any form of lethal force if necessary on her.
Me: Affirmative. I have a feeling she's on the planet we're heading to.
Nicole: That's right dad. Scans show that there is a single human life form on it.
Me: Oh man. Good timing.
Shizune: Be careful guys. Rose Haruno is extremely dangerous.
Me: We're on our way.
Nico: Lets head out everyone.
El Diablo: I got a feeling this next planet's gonna be hot!
We went to the ship and we were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6652.0: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a mysterious planet and we got word that a dangerous escaped mental patient that J.D. faced in 150,000 years is there and is no doubt going to be ready for us. Our mission is to find and subdue her and make sure she is put back in the nuthouse where she belongs.
Kiba Inuzuka: Hard to imagine that Rose Haruno is back.
Fu: After what she did to Naruto and so many other people she doesn't deserve to be in the village for another minute.
Me: Lets not forget, she is a monster that has a loud shrill voice that is like a monkey scraping his fingernails on a chalkboard.
Nico: Ooh yikes!
Me: We call her the Banshee Haruno.
Sakura and Mebuki snickered at that nickname.
Woz: Lord Nico, I have a feeling that Rue will appear tomorrow.
Armada Cyclonus: I got a feeling about that too.
Nico: That one is gonna be interesting to see.
Eli: It sure will.
I was playing Dungeons & Dragons with Maria and I was learning so much from it.
Me: Wow this is really amazing.
Maria: It sure is. You're doing really well for your first time.
Me: It's very complicated but interesting for me.
Maria: It sure is.
We were having fun on this one.
Babs Seed: Hey Nico what Ridewatches do you have this time?
Nico: I'm glad you asked Babs.
He pulled out originals and copies for Wizard, Wizard All Dragon, Wizard Infinity Style, Beast, Beast Hyper, Elyon's Wizard form, my Wizard form, 5 additional Ridewatches for the Wizard team, and the Dino Charge Red Ridewatch.
Eli: Wizard Ridewatches. Sweet!
Nico: Yep.
The copies went to Vapor Trail, Soarin, Honoka Uzumaki, Rockhoof, Star Swirl, Mistmane, Mage Meadowbrook, Flash Magnus, Somnambula, Stygian, Eureka Thurston, and Rachel and Marco of the Animorphs. The Originals went to Georgina, Sydney, Kendra, Nanette, Rice, Maxxine, Sheila, Liam, Stella Zhau, Skyla, Mallow, Sophie Casterwill and Lok Lambert.
Villamax: Having fun, J.D.?
Me: You bet I am.
Maria: He's learning really fast.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Neat.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
It showed that we were at a scary looking volcano planet.
Nico: Wow it's a volcano planet.
Me: It sure looks like it.
Laney: Wow. You don't think Rose is that crazy to be on a planet that scorching hot do you think?
Sakura Haruno: She just might be that nuts.
Mebuki: Yeah.
Sakura Haruno: I can't believe we're related to that psycho.
Bad Juju: Let's see how hot it is.
Nico: Better engage the heat shields just in case. Lets land.
We got to landing and we were on the planet and then when we got out we saw that it was a really volatile world and volcanoes were erupting all over.
Nico: Wow!
We then smelled a really familiar smell that was really tasty and delicious.
Me: (sniffs) Hey I know that smell. It's the smell of curry.
Nico: (sniffs) I smell it. I know that smell too.
Eli: Hmm.
Eli went over to a river of lava.
Nico: Uhh Eli?
Eli then dipped his hand into the lava!
Nico: ELI ARE YOU NUTS!?
Eli then ate the lava and it wasn't lava at all!
Eli: Hey this isn't lava! It's hot and spicy curry!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: I don't believe it! A volcano planet of curry! This is incredible!
Weather Wizard: You had us worried for a second!
Nico: But this is amazing seeing a world like this!
Eli: Yeah! (Eats more curry lava) But it's really tasty!
Nico: Yeah!
We got to eating some and it was really awesome.
Coconuts: Want some cinnamon with that?
Grounder: I don't think that would taste good.
CLANG!
Scratch hit him on the head.
Grounder: OUCH!
Scratch: Cinnamon doesn't go good with curry you dumbbot!
Qin: You got to admit though. This is a really awesome planet. Hard to imagine it's here too.
Eli: It sure is awesome.
Wolf: It won't hurt to have some curry before we continue.
Nico: Good idea.
We pulled out some bowls and filled them all up and got to eating. But when some of us took a bite we bursted into massive fiery explosions of fire and they were intense!
Me: WHOA! It's the hottest curry in the entire universe!
Qin: Whoa! That is really intense!
Rock Lee: But it's just as delicious as Grandma Sancho's Curry of Life.
Nico: Wow this is awesome!
Rage Mage: Man, this is hot!
Nico: Whew! No kidding!
Lola: Yeah! But it's awesome!
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: But it's delicious.
Toyman: Nothing is as hotter as this!
Sonic: Yeah but it's all delicious too.
Me: I think we've had enough. Shall we get on with our mission?
Nico: We shall.
Eli: Rose is 10 kilometers to the north. In that volcano field.
Nico: Then lets go.
Stickybeard: I should include curry in my candy in the future.
Nico: Good idea.
Laney: Yeah!
We were off to the volcano field.
Overdrive: My maser tank's ready!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Yeah!
We got to the field and we saw standing in the middle of the field was ROSE HARUNO!
Nico: Target sighted.
Qin: She is disgusting.
Metal Man: What's she doing?
Me: Just pacing around. Shh.
Rose Haruno: I HATE THAT FUCKING DEMON! THAT VILLAGE WORSHIPS HIM AND NOT LORD UCHIHA!
Me: She is fucked up.
Sakura Haruno: How deranged is she?
Nico: After we capture her we're having her vocal cords removed.
Evil Star: Oh, yeah. That's right. She wanted Sakura to marry Sasuke. (to Sasuke) No offense.
Sasuke: None taken.
Me: I've had enough of this wacko bitch to last an eternity.
Nico: I agree there. Lets go guys. Entrance time.
Dirge turned into vehicle mode.
Dirge: (aims weapons at her) Target locked on.
Nico: Fire.
He fired an energy blast.
Rose was ranting and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Rose Haruno: What the!?
Then the spirits of the red rangers appeared and swirled around her and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a phoenix cry was heard.
Zocks: (Singing) Yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy-hoy! Hey! I am a World Pirate. In pursuit of treasure, I go from sea to sea! I am a pirate. In pursuit of freedom, I travel from world to world! I'll get my hands on it no matter what! And then I'll get a feeling that's two good! Yo-ho-hoy!
We came out and we were ready!
Me: Hello Rose. 150,000 years hasn't been too kind on you hasn't it?
Mebuki and Rose glared at each other with intense burning hatred.
Mebuki: Hello "Sister!"
Rose: My stupid sister!
Scorcher: Time to turn up the heat!
Rose Haruno: YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!
Me: Shut your fucking mouth! You're giving us all headaches!
Donkey Kong: Yeah you're a loud freak!
Rose Haruno: YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MINATO TO ME! BUT NO! YOU JUST HAD TO GET IN THE WAY KUSHINA! YOU WERE ALWAYS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME! I WANTED TO MAKE YOU SUFFER! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) YOU MAKE ME SICK KUSHINA AND I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF YOU TOMATO-HEADED FUCKED UP WHORE!
We gasped!
Kushina: (Angry) You want to repeat that again!?
She jumped her and pulverized Rose all over the place!
Me and Naruto pulled her off!
Me: Kushina save that for after we have the usual battles!
Naruto: Yeah mom! Besides she will get what's coming to her.
Me: She should know better than to say that.
Kushina calmed down.
But then Evil Green Ranger, Dark Spicer, Evilseed, Pete, Bonz, Dayu, Mumbo Jumbo, Knightbrace, Fixer and Electrocutioner appeared.
Nico: Evil Green Ranger, Dark Spicer, Evilseed, Pete, Bonz, Dayu, Mumbo Jumbo, Knightbrace, Fixer and Electrocutioner.
Pete: Nice seeing you guys here.
Evil Green Ranger: Hope you don't mind that we tried the curry here.
Nico: Oh, we don't mind at all.
Evilseed: Good to know.
Nico: Yeah.
Pete: (to Nico) We heard you purified a Gem.
Nico: We sure did.
Bonz: Haven't done that in a while.
Nico: No we haven't.
Dark: (to Rose) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Nico: Big time you bitch!
Rose Haruno: Come and try it!
Nico: Be careful who you face.
?: Good advice.
A figure came out and it was MUSIC JAMEN from episode 10 of Kiramagers!
Despite taking a verbal lashing from Carantula for Smog Jouki being used to form King Express and destroy Heian-kyō Basra in the previous episode, Galza revealed that he had sent Music Jamen down to Earth to begin his next plan. Music Jamen was said scheme and was given the mission of taking control of enough people that they could feed to the next Jamen Beast. With such a massive influx of dark energy, nothing would be able to stop it from destroying the world and allowing Yodonheim to conquer humanity. He was first seen after he possessed popular internet singer Yodomihime who was being watched by Juru, Tametomo, and Sena. She/he sung a song and then announced a big concert before sending the black and red tickets into the chest of the three Kiramagers. This brought them under his/her control and they entered a coma with Princess Mabushina recognising the symbol of the Yodonheim. As revealed by Sayo via a medical report, the tickets had fused to thier hearts to removing them would immediately kill the patients.
Later, whilst Shiguru and his three remaining allies looked for clues, they were approached by his creepy stalker named Iyo Kodera (who was actually Yodomihime's real identity) who revealed that she had previously been approached by Music Jamen and could get her hands on Shiguru if she let him use her body although she was unaware of the Jamenshi's malicious intentions. After failing to appeal to Shiguru with her popularity, Sayo used her Kiramai Changer to reveal a large purple cloud around Iyo which it ejected and revealed Music Jamen on her back so they morphed and he dismounted Iyo who gawked at her idol in his suit. Deciding to make themselves scarce, he gave Iyo a piggyback and summoned Bechats to preoccupy the trio although Shiguru easily dealt with them with allowed Sayo to cut the two of them off. However, he reminded her that he she couldn't shoot him due to Iyo so she deflected a blast off of some rubble but a Bechat took it for him which let him run on. Though Iyo stopped him to ask Shiguru for marriage, he refused and Music Jamen revealed that the next show was his big finale before blasting them with a sonic attack which allowed the two of them to get away on foot.
On the day of the big concert, Music Jamen subsequently set up shop in an abandoned Olympic theatre and activated those he had infected with his theater cards to go to the seats to begin the final phase. However, no-one came because Sayo had analysed the theater cards and managed to destroy the curtain which controlled them and thus was able to make the cards disappear. Music Jamen was shocked at this as the remaining three Kiramagers and Shiguru swiftly arrived in Mashin Jetter. Though very heavily outnumbered, he reminded the Kiramagers that Iyo was still his and they couldn't attack him without harming or even killing Iyo. Unfortunately for him, Shiguru solved this problem by unleashing a new attack with his sword on her and the Jamenshi which knocked him clean off of her. Music Jamen was horrified and confused so Shiguru revealed that he controlled his Kiramentality so that the middle of the blade vanished before it struck her and materialized after it passed through her and thus hitting only Music Jamen, knocking him off. Music Jamen was fatally wounded by this devastating attack but was able to successfully send his dark energy into the theater stage in creating the Stage Shellga which made him explode in the process. With his death, the entire theater was revealed to have been the Jamen Beast in disguise who had been lying dormant until the later Jamenshi's energy revived it.
Juru: Music Jamen!
Me: I remember you! You were sent to turn the city into a concert and then you mind controlled everyone for Yodonheim.
Music Jamen: Yep. Good times.
Lola: That was cool how you did it.
Nico: Yep.
Music Jamen: I heard you guys have karaoke nights.
Maria: We sure do. You'd be perfect for those.
Music Jamen: Yep.
Dark Spicer: Here is my two aliens.
He turned into a blue version of Omnivoracious and he was a scary 4 winged bird creature!
Voraciousaurus: Meet Voraciousaurus!
Shanan: Wow! An Omnivoracious Hybrid. Awesome.
Tecna: You still kept the Voracious part, I see.
Voraciousaurus: Well, he IS voracious! Let me show you! (opens his mouth to eat her)
Tecna teleported and Nico fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Dark Spicer: And here's number 2.
He turned into a purple and blue version of Vicetopus! And he had spiked tentacles.
Crushalopod: I call this one... Crushalopod!
Shanan: A Vicetopus Hybrid. Awesome.
Spongebob: I get it! Because he crushes enemies in his grip
Crushalopod: Exactly! (grabs Spongebob)
He crushed him like a stress doll.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) That tickles.
Nico: That's funny.
We got the usual battles underway.
M.J., Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Naruto, Sakura, Mebuki, Scream and Toxin VS Evil Green Ranger - Nico's rescue
Evil Green Ranger was first.
Evil Green Ranger: (to MJ) I'm glad Nico went to Beach City for his rescue. It really has been a long time since you guys went there.
M.J.: It has been a while since we went there and they had a really awesome battle there too.
Evil Green Ranger: I heard Nico's rescue was in Beach City and they battled a Corrupted Gem and Another Beast Morpher Red.
M.J.: Yeah and it was amazing hear about.
Starlight Glimmer: We got a massive shock out of it when we found out that the Another Beast Morpher Red was really Queen Serenity.
Evil Green Ranger gasped!
Evil Green Ranger: It was Sailor Moon's mother!? But how is that possible!
Starlight Glimmer: We were all just as shocked! But it was incredible that she was brought back.
Cozy Glow: Yeah! And as Another Ranger too. Swartz found some kind of ancient form of Moon Magic that brought her back after 1,000 years.
Hex: It was amazing he did so.
Evil Green Ranger: That is amazing! Naruto this must be a big shock for you, Sakura and Mebuki to have to face Rose.
Naruto: Oh it is. Especially after all the pain and suffering she put us through.
Sakura Haruno: Yeah after everything she did to all of us she is not fit to be called a member of the Haruno Family ever.
Mebuki: I agree there.
Evil Green Ranger: I'm sorry you guys have to face her like this. But it's best if she is brought to justice. Lets do it!
M.J. Activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
MUSTAFA I OF TURKEY AND EVIL GREEN RANGER!
Evil Green Ranger: Mustafa I of Turkey?
M.J.: He was the King of Turkey back in the early 17th Century. He was known for the infamous execution of the Osman II's brothers and he was a psychotic king back then.
Evil Green Ranger: Wow! I didn't know about that.
They fired waves of stars, lightning, magic and bones and energy and smashed him down.
Eddy, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sasuke Uchiha, Tamaki, Mikoto Uchiha, Killer B, Flash Man and Star Man VS Dark Spicer - Queen Serenity being Another Beast Morpher Red
Dark Spicer was next.
Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) I didn't expect Queen Serenity to be Another Beast Morpher Red. Usually, the Another Rangers aren't adults.
Eddy: In all honesty we did not expect that either. It was something no one even saw coming. Now Sailor Moon has over 1,000 years of catching up to do with her mother.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah that was really amazing she is back.
Featherweight: And we're happy that she is back.
Sprocket: Especially after everything that happened to her because of Queen Beryl.
Sasuke Uchiha: I agree there. It was horrible that all that happened with Queen Beryl. But it's good she is back.
Tamaki: I agree there. It was awful.
Mikoto: Yeah no kidding there.
Killer B: It was awful fool ya fool.
Dark Spicer: I agree there. Man Sailor Moon is gonna have a lot to catch up on especially now that all her major enemies are all destroyed. Lets do it!
Eddy activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
FERDINAND I OF AUSTRIA AND DARK SPICER!
Dark Spicer: Ferdinand I of Austria.
Eddy: He was the King of Austria back in the 19th Century.
Dark Spicer: Oh right! I read about him. He was a strange one.
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Mallow, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Fu, Ino, Hinata, Babs Seed and Trixie Lulamoon VS Evilseed - Lincoln's rescue
Evilseed was next.
Evilseed: (to Mallow) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Carrotblanca. How was it?
Mallow: It was really fun and we took down General Pandemonium who was really a guise for Yosemite Sam.
Fluttershy: It was a really amazing cartoon too.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was and it was really funny.
Stealth Elf: Yeah we had a good time in that one.
Fu: Yeah we sure did and it was awesome.
Ino: He's now in the Masters of Evil prison with you guys.
Hinata: He sure is.
Babs Seed: Yeah it was awesome too.
Trixie Lulamoon: We all thought it was awesome too.
Evilseed: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Mallow activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
JUANA OF CASTILE AND EVILSEED!
Evilseed: Juana of Castile?
Mallow: She was a 16th Century Queen from Castile in Austria.
Evilseed: Interesting.
They fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Penny, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Utakata, Hotaru, Ami, Tenten, Rock Lee, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete - Meeting Anna Anyanova who is a Destiny HERO Dark Angel
Pete was next.
Pete: (to Penny) You guys finally met Anna Anyanova. And she's a Destiny HERO Dark Angel.
Penny: We sure did and she is amazing as one and her story is just as powerful.
Rarity: Oh it sure was darling and it was really amazing.
Sweetie Belle: And with Lori and Lincoln's help, she put away her evil sister.
Sweetie Belle went over everything we found out and it was intense! When she was done Pete was amazed and shocked!
Pete: My goodness! I guess that's the price of fame for you.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it sure is but Anna has one amazing and divine voice.
Utakata: She sure does and we're really happy that Lincoln learned so much from her.
Hotaru: We are too and it's awesome.
Ami: I agree there. It's amazing too how she is an amazing singer.
Tenten: And she has light and darkness powers. So awesome.
Rock Lee: But what her sister did was completely unyouthful. Me and Guy-Sensei would never do that to each other.
Pete: That's good you wouldn't. Lets do it!
Penny activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
KING LOUIS XIV OF FRANCE AND PETE!
Pete: Ah King Louis XIV of France. Great choice.
Penny: Thanks.
They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Gia Moran, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kiba, Shino, Han, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz - Having fun at Phoenix Land
Bonz was next.
Bonz: Did you guys have fun at Phoenix Land? Because I don't doubt it.
Gia: Oh we had a lot of fun on that one.
Applejack: We sure did and Rainbow Dash conquered her fear of roller coasters.
Bonz: Wait Rainbow Dash was afraid of Roller Coasters?
Applejack: It's a crazy story.
Apple Bloom: But yeah we all had a great time there.
Flashwing: We sure did and it was awesome and fun.
Kiba: Too bad Kendra and Charlie Brown missed out on the battle with Another Kikai.
Shino: But we showed them the whole battle on our phones.
Han: And it was really action packed.
Bonz: Good! I'm glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
She turned into the Yellow Donbrothers Ranger!
Gia then activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
IVAN VI OF RUSSIA AND BONZ!
Bonz: Ivan VI?
Gia: He was the Forgotten Tsar of Russia and he lived back in the mid 18th Century. He was the youngest king ever to take the throne in the history of the world. He was called the Forgotten Tsar because he did a terrible job as one and he and his family were put in jail.
Bonz: Whoa! That is amazing!
They fired waves of earth, rock, apples, crystal and steam and smashed him down.
Emma Goodall, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, Roshi, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu - Us battling Another Kikai
Dayu was next.
Dayu: (to Emma) You guys did good battling Another Kikai. It's weird how that one was made out of wood.
Emma Goodall: I know. That was really cool though.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was. That's 1 of the Future Kamen Riders down and 2 to go.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was amazing to face him though.
Sunburn: It sure was.
Neji: And it was an old enemy of Nico and Qin that they faced years ago.
Shikamaru: What a drag. But it was really interesting to hear about.
Choji: Yeah that girl had so many problems.
Roshi: I think that was an understatement.
Dayu: I'll have to hear about it later. Lets do it!
Emma: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
She turned into the Pink Donbrothers Ranger!
Emma activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch!
CHRISTIAN VII OF DENMARK AND DAYU!
Dayu: Christian VII?
Emma: He was the King of Denmark back in the mid 18th Century and he had a really nasty insanity. He died of a Brain Aneurysm in 1793.
Dayu: Geez! That's rough.
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.
Arkayna, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Yagura, Sai, Isaribi, Hokuto, Bombshell (Skylanders) and Rage Mage VS Mumbo Jumbo - Us meeting the characters of Schoolhouse Rock
Mumbo Jumbo was next.
Mumbo: (to Arkayna) I knew you guys would meet the characters of Schoolhouse Rock eventually. They're very educational.
Arkayna: They were entertaining everyone since the 1970's and they are one of our childhood iconic characters.
Twilight Sparkle: They sure are and it's so amazing.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. It's really awesome that they know so many subjects.
Sunny Starscout: Awesome how everyone knows them growing up.
Spyro: It's part of our childhoods and school work.
Yagura: That is so awesome and cool.
Sai: I agree there. That's really something.
Isaribi: It sure is.
Hokuto: We all think so.
Mumbo: It sure is. Lets do it!
Arkayna activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
CHARLOTTE OF BELGIUM AND MUMBO JUMBO!
Mumbo: Charlotte of Belgium?
Arkayna: She was the queen of Belgium back in the mid 19th Century. She went crazy after her husband was executed by firing squad in Mexico in 1867.
Mumbo: That's terrible!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Zarya Moonwolf, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Yugito Nii, Samui, Karui, Sasame, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace - Good times we had with Schoolhouse Rock
Knightbrace was next.
Knightbrace: (to Zarya) Those were good times we had with Schoolhouse Rock. And I really mean watching them.
Zarya: They were all really awesome and fun.
Rainbow Dash: They sure were awesome and great times back then.
Scootaloo: Really educational and entertaining.
Pickle Barrel: Yeah they were awesome and fun too.
Barley Barrel: We all thought they were so much fun.
Whirlwind: Yeah they sure were great times.
Yugito: And they were all very entertaining to see and watch.
Samui: Very cool too.
Karui: I agree there as well.
Sasame: Same here.
Knightbrace: Yep. Good times. Lets do it!
Zarya Moonwolf activated her Ridewatch and Eyecon.
MARIE ANTOINETTE OF FRANCE AND KNIGHTBRACE!
Knightbrace: Queen of France, Marie Antoinette. One of the most beautiful queens in all of France's history.
Zarya: Yep until the French Revolution beheaded her in 1793.
They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.
Piper Willowbrook, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Pakura, Sari, Maki, Metal Man and Ice Man (Megaman) VS Fixer - The Volcanic planet of Curry is incredible but it's horrible that Rose Haruno is that evil and crazy
Fixer was next.
Fixer: (to Piper) The Volcanic planet of Curry is incredible. But it's horrible that Rose Haruno is that evil and crazy
Piper Willowbrook: I know and the curry is awesome and delicious too. But Sakura talked about her Aunt much because of what she did to her and made her do.
Fixer: What did she do?
Piper Willowbrook: Well it's really horrible and it all happened in 150,000 years.
She went over everything I said and it was brutal!
Fixer: Oh my goodness! She is pure evil!
Princess Celestia: And all because of her unbridled jealousy and it completely destroyed her.
Amber Morning: Yeah she is a hopelessly lost cause.
Spotlight: We're gonna have her vocal cords removed after all this to shut that shrill voice of hers up for good.
Gaara: Yeah it's really bad.
Temari: What she did makes her a monster.
Kankuro: Yeah and our mom was never like that thank goodness.
Pakura: I agree there. Rose Haruno is a monster.
Sari: She sure is.
Maki: I agree there.
Fixer: No kidding. She needs to be put away like a wild animal. Lets do it!
Piper activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch!
ERIK XIV OF SWEDEN AND FIXER!
Fixer: Erik XIV of Sweden?
Piper Willowbrook: He was the 16th Century king of Sweden that had a paranoid fear of nobility and it drove him mad.
Fixer: Wow! That is crazy!
They fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down.
Emerald Goldenbraid, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kushina, Karura, Mikoto, Mebuki, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner - Rose Haruno's mind must be really messed up to the brink
Electrocutioner was next.
Electrocutioner: (to Emerald) Rose Haruno's mind must be really messed up to the brink. No wonder Sakura doesn't talk about her.
Emerald Goldenbraid: We hardly ever knew about her. In fact none of us ever knew about her because Sakura never spoke a single word about her. After they rescued her real mother they severed all ties to that psychotic witch.
Princess Luna: Yeah she is really deranged.
Moondust: And her heart is as black as night. All she ever cares about is nothing but money and wanting the Haruno name to get really powerful.
Snowdrop: She doesn't care about family at all.
Gari: No she doesn't.
Blackout: She is cold as ice.
Electrocutioner: You got that right. Kushina you must be really pissed at what she did to one of your son's future wives.
Kushina: Oh that''s only putting it mildly you know.
Mikoto: No one hurts Naruto and gets away with it.
Mebuki: Especially my own deranged former sister!
Karura: Yeah she will never be welcome in the Leaf again!
Electrocutioner: I agree there! Lets do it!
Emerald activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
GIAN GASTONE DE'MEDICI AND ELECTROCUTIONER!
Electrocutioner: Gian Gastone de'Medici?
Emerald Goldenbraid: He was the late 17th Century King of France that was a terrible drunk and he was the last Grand Duke of France. He lost his mind in the end and never got out of bed until his death in 1737.
Electrocutioner: Whoa! That's crazy!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Kiramagers, Rarity, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Music Jamen
Music Jamen was next.
Nico: Time for you to get a new tune!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Broadswords of The Spice Demons, they're broadswords with a chili pepper etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged glowing neon crimson red blades, large glowing neon crimson red angel wings for the crossguards, large glowing neon crimson red gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large glowing crimson red gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase. There were also blasters shaped like Chili Peppers too called the Blasters of Spice Demons.
Nico: Nice.
Nico teleported back with the blasters.
Kiramagers: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
They transformed in massive jewel flashes.
Juru Atsutal: "Shining Sparkling! Kiramai Red!"
Tametomo Imizu: "Precise Shooting! Kiramai Yellow!"
Sena Hayami: "Dashing Lightning! Kiramai Green!"
Shiguru Oshikiri: "Unstoppable Edge! Kiramai Blue!"
Sayo Oharu: "Incredible Dexterity! Kiramai Pink!"
Takamichi Crystalia: "Shining Breakthrough! Kiramai Silver!"
All: "Arriving in a flash! With a 24-carat solution! Mashin Sentai Kiramager!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!
They turned into the Kiramagers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rarity: With pleasure Nico!
Kiramagers: KIRAMAI BLAST!
They fired a massive wave of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Music Jamen and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Music Jamen you have failed this planet!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Me: I've had it with you Rose! For years you have caused nothing but absolute harm and pain with your corruption on the council and making the Haruno Name look bad. And you need to go away forever!
Emma: Sakura deserves a better aunt than you!
Nico: Yeah!
Eli: You don't deserve to be in any family!
Rose Haruno: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY!?
Me: You shut your fucking mouth you bitch!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers!
Lilith: How about this too? (Activates Ridewatch) ZENKAI CHANGE!
She turned into a new Zenkaiger form! It was for Wild Force! It was a neon Emerald Ranger for Wild Force!
Lilith: ZENKAI WILD! ゼンカイワイルド
Nico: COOL!
Eli: Awesome!
Cole: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: Yep.
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: Yeah we love this one!
They transformed.
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) PREPARED CHANBARA POWER!
We summoned the Kakuranger, Hurricaneger, Shinkenger and Ninningers! And we also summoned the Kabuto, Zi-O, Decade, Saber and Ghost Kamen Riders!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Now this too!
I pulled out my M.O.E. Cannon!
Me: (Turns Dial) INFERNO FIRESTORM BRIGADE!
I summoned Firefly, Firebrand, P'andor, Pyro, Axel, Pyros, Heat Wave, Shendu and Fireor!
Nico: Yeah!
Firefly: Wow! So this is the new world.
Me: It's a planet made of curry. We'll explain later.
P'andor: (Russian Accent) This is gonna be most fun comrades.
Pyros: Yeah!
Crag: Lets get her guys!
Ripping Friends, Lincoln, May, Luna and Lynn: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Mebuki: I've just about had it up to hear with you for the last and final time, Rose, you heartless witch!
Sakura Haruno: Same with me, Mom. She's going to pay for what she did to us both.
Suddenly, something within Mebuki and Sakura's minds snapped as memories of Rose's heartless and evil behavior came back into their minds, and their eyes turned neon, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces and mythical animals and as they approach Rose Haruno, they left colored energy, elemental forces, and mythical animals with every step.
Mebuki Haruno: You make me absolutely sick, Rose, it wasn't bad enough that you killed me, but you poisoned Sakura's mind and made my daughter hate Naruto just for being the 9-Tails Jinchuriki.
Sakura Haruno: You turned me into a monster, and you treated me like a plaything. (Suddenly Getting Extremely Pissed Off) But, what's even worse is that you've even tried to kill me, just for your own selfishness, and when I soon found out the truth of who and what you really are...,
Mebuki and Sakura: YOU'VE CROSSED ONE FUCKING LINE TOO MANY, YOU EVIL INSANE OLD WITCH, AND NOW, YOU'RE IN FOR THE BUTT-KICKING OF A LIFETIME FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE PUT US AND NARUTO THROUGH, YOU OLD HAG!
We gasped at the full extent of the fiery and dangerous fury coming from Mebuki and Sakura.
Me: Uh oh.
Naruto: Oh man, now Rose has really done it this time. Now, both mother and daughter are really really mad, and they're going to rip her to shreds!
Eli: HIT THE DECK, THEY'RE GOING TO BLOW!
We screamed and ran for cover as Mebuki and Sakura screamed like madwomen! And then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Massive explosions of energy, flowers and butterflies exploded out and they were both surrounded by massive vortexes of red energy with elemental forces surrounding the vortexes, there are mythical animals flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Sakura and Mebuki emerged, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Sakura Haruno grew from 5'10" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has hot red highlights in the bangs of her short pink hair, she has neon green eyes and a red energy aura with butterflies, flames, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a butterfly with the Fire Kanji in its legs emblazoned on her forehead, she has on butterfly earrings with green gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame-shaped links and pink crystal links with a pink butterfly-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a butterfly with green gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless red blouse, sleeveless red shirt with a pink phoenix, red skirt with pink flames and butterflies, black leather combat boots, and a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with pink flames and butterflies on the coattails and the symbols of the Haruno Clan, Hidden Leaf, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm on the back with flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Sakura felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the pink feathers now have red tips on them, she has on a Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Sakura's massive Defender of The Hidden Leaf and swords that she'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging with it and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, butterflies, flames, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sakura's Firestorm Butterfly Sword of Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the symbols of the Haruno Clan and Hidden Leaf etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red butterfly wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem surrounded by red angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head and green gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the symbols of the Haruno Clan, Hidden Leaf, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm that said, "Sakura Haruno, Trusted Student of Lady Tsunade Senju and Kakashi Hatake, Loving Daughter of Mebuki Haruno, Amazing and Loving Future Wife of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Member of Team 7, Medic of The Hidden Leaf, Friend to Many, Destroyer of The Enemies of The Five Great Nations, Former Niece of Rose Haruno, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Pink Flames and Butterflies"
春野サクラ、綱手千住とはたけカカシの信頼できる学生、春野メブキの愛する娘、うずまきナルトの驚くべき愛情のある未来の妻-波風、チーム7のメンバー、隠された葉のメディック、多くの友人、敵の破壊者五大国、春野サクラの元姪、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてピンクの炎と蝶のマスター
Sakura Haruno has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY SAKURA BLOSSOM INFERNO FIRESTORM BUTTERFLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM BUTTERFLY JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIERY LOVE!
And Mebuki Haruno grew to to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her short brown hair, she has neon green eyes and a red energy aura with butterflies, flames, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a butterfly with the Fire Kanji in its legs emblazoned on her forehead, she has on butterfly earrings with green gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame-shaped links and pink crystal links with a pink butterfly-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a butterfly with green gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless red blouse, sleeveless red shirt with a pink phoenix, red skirt with pink flames and butterflies, black leather combat boots, and a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with pink flames and butterflies on the coattails and the symbols of the Haruno Clan, Hidden Leaf, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm on the back with flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Mebuki felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with red tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, she has on a Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Mebuki's massive Defender of The Hidden Leaf and swords that she'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging with it and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, butterflies, flames, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mebuki's Firestorm Butterfly Sword of Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the symbols of the Haruno Clan and Hidden Leaf etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red butterfly wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large pink gem surrounded by red angel wings for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold phoenix head and green gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the symbols of the Haruno Clan, Hidden Leaf, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm that said, "Mebuki Haruno, Loving Mother of Sakura Haruno, Dear Friend of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze, Loving Mother Figure of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Friend to Many, Destroyer of The Enemies of The Five Great Nations, Former Sister of Rose Haruno, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Pink Flames and Butterflies"
春野サクラの愛する母、春野サクラと波風ミナトの親愛なる友人、うずまきナルトの愛する母像-波風、多くの友人、五大国の敵の破壊者、春野サクラの元姉妹、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてピンクの炎と蝶のマスター
Mebuki Haruno has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY INFERNO FIRESTORM BUTTERFLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM BUTTERFLY JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIERY LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Mebuki and Sakura Haruno, and when Naruto saw Sakura, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Rose saw them, she went ballistic with rage and tried to kill them and Naruto, but Sakura and Mebuki punched her hard in the face and sent her flying into a wall of curry. When she got out, she was beyond pissed off and completely insane with hatred.
Naruto: Whoa, both Sakura and her mother have transformed, this is really amazing!
Me: You said it, bro!
Nico: Those two are really going to give that evil witch what she deserves: a good ass-kicking!
Naruto: Not without me, Nico. I've just about had it up to hear with her.
Me and Nico: Uh oh!
Suddenly, Naruto's red eyes with slit fox pupils turned neon red, and he was surrounded by a red-hot crimson red energy aura with nine-tailed foxes, flames, elemental forces, and phoenixes, he then got out his massive Defender of The Hidden Leaf sword, and as he approached Rose Haruno, he left red-hot crimson red energy, nine-tailed foxes, flames, elemental forces, and phoenixes with every step.
Naruto: You make me sick, Rose, you not only killed your own sister in cold blood, but you also turned Sakura into something that she didn't want to be. You're just like those who hated me ever since that very night I became the 9-Tails Jinchuriki. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, when you also threatened to kill Sakura, one of my future wives, and all for your own selfish desires..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERY LAST EVIL AND SELFISH THING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, YOU HEARTLESS EVIL INSANE WITCH!
I gasped in shock at the extent of Naruto's rage.
Me: Oh boy.
Lincoln: You said it, J.D., looks like Sakura and Mebuki aren't the only ones with an axe to grind.
Nico: That's putting it mildly, Linc. But, Rose has had it coming for a long time. GANG, TAKE COVER, NARUTO'S GOING TO BLOW!
We ran for cover again, as Naruto screamed like a madman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of fire blasted out and lightning struck all over from the sky and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of red-hot crimson red energy aura with flames and elemental forces surrounding the vortex, there's Kurama, The Nine-Tailed Fox running and a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Naruto emerged, but he was really changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Naruto grew from 7'0" to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retains his eight-pack abs, along with the massive red bands on his massive biceps and thighs, large pointed red fox ears and nine massive, long, and powerful red fox tails with blond tips, and nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his longer blonde spiky hair, he has neon crimson red eyes and a red-hot crimson red energy aura with nine-tailed foxes, flames, elemental forces, and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a red nine-tailed fox emblazoned on his forehead, he has on nine-tailed fox earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and the Element and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the golden flame links and red crystal links and a red fox-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the red fox-shaped Element of Harmony is a nine-tailed fox with crimson red gems for eyes and the Element and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest. Naruto has on a pair of large black pants with red flames, black leather knee-high combat boots, and a tattoo of Kurama with the Hidden Leaf symbol and Uzumaki and Namikaze clans on his now wider and more muscular back. Suddenly, Naruto felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive angel wings grew much bigger for his new body, and they changed from red to blonde with red tips on the large blonde feathers. Naruto has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern corps ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Naruto's massive Defender of The Hidden Leaf sword, Vulpes' sword, and all of the swords he got in the treasure battles began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red-hot crimson red energy, nine-tailed foxes, flames, elemental forces, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kurama's Nine-Tailed Firestorm Fox Broadsword of Fiery Vulpine Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Fox, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, two fox heads for the rainguard, large crimson red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four fox heads with crimson red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the fox heads is a large crimson red gem for the pommel, Naruto has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on his wrists, but the large crimson gems on them are crimson red, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Kurama's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, and it also holds up the long red trenchcoat coattails with black flames on them and hanging silver flames on them, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Kurama that said, "Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Loving Son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, Jinchuriki of Kurama The Nine-Tailed-Fox, Loving Brother of James Dean Knudson and Many, Lover to Many Wives, Loving Father of Boruto, Savior and Future Hokage of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Team Seven, Destroyer of The Enemies of The Five Great Nations, Beater and Hater of Perverts, Protector and Defender of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Kitsunes, Flames, and Elemental Forces"
うずまきナルト-波風ミナトとうずまきクシナの愛する息子、九尾の狐の人柱力、ジェームズ・ディーン・ナドソンと多くの愛する兄弟、多くの妻の恋人、ボルトの愛する父、救世主と隠された未来の火影リーフビレッジ、チームセブンのメンバー、五大国の敵の破壊者、変質者のビーターとヘイター、多くの保護者と擁護者、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、そしてキツネ、炎、そしてエレメンタルフォースのマスター
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze's transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CRIMSON INFERNO FIRESTORM KITSUNE HANYOU PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM HOPE AND DIVINE FIRESTORM JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Naruto's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when his harem saw him, they all had atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and nosebleeds galore, but when Rose saw it, she went ballistic and tried to attack again, but Naruto delivered a hard punch to her stomach and sent her flying into another wall of curry, and when she got out, she was pissed.
Naruto: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Crimson Firestorm Kitsune and Divine Elemental Hope) Sakura, Mebuki, why don't we give your soon-to-be ex-aunt and ex-sister the beating that she deserves.
Sakura: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Crimson Firestorm Butterfly and Divine Fiery Love) Good idea, Naruto.
Mebuki: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Crimson Firestorm Butterfly and Divine Firestorm Love) Definitely, and she's had this coming for a long time!
We went at her and smashed and pulverized and blasted her all over the place with indiscriminate fury!
We were really letting her have it!
Ere and Takinom blasted and smashed her all over and we were trying our new Kikai weapons and they were awesome and powerful.
Guyhawk, Brainstorm, Chloe and Tsuyu used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Guyhawk's hawk cannon, Brainstorm's photon pulse cannons and Tsuyu and Chloe's powers 100-fold.
Guyhawk and Chloe Bourgeois: WINGS OF HAWK FURY BLAST!
Tsuyu and G1 Brainstorm: PHOTON FROG BLAST!
Mighty Morphin Rangers and Scorcher: MIGHTY MORPHIN FIRESTORM!
Aquitar Rangers and Firepower: AQUITAR FIREPOWER BLAST!
Zeo Rangers and Evil Star: ZEO STAR STORM!
Turbo Rangers and Key: TURBO KEY FURY!
In Space Rangers and Overdrive: SPACE OVERDRIVE LASER BLAST!
Lost Galaxy Rangers and El Diablo: FIRESTORM GALAXY BLAST!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers and Toyman: LIGHTSPEED TOY BURST!
Time Force Rangers and Villamax: TIME BLAST STORM!
Wild Force Rangers and Wolf: WILD WOLF PACK BLAST!
Ninja Storm Rangers and Weather Wizard: NINJA WEATHER BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: EMPATHY BONE STRIKE BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Margaret Stockington, Starlight Glimmer, Sakura Haruno, Mebuki Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki: NINJA FURY SUPER SHOT!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: SPICE ELEMENT STYLE: CINNAMON!
Entrapta: SPICE LIGHTNING STYLE: ALLSPICE!
Perfuma: SPICE NATURE STYLE: GARLIC!
Frosta: SPICE ICE STYLE: TURMERIC!
Peni Parker: SPICE WEB STYLE: PEPPER!
Mai Shiranui: SPICE FIRE STYLE: CAYENNE PEPPER!
Yuna: SPICE WATER STYLE: HOT PAPRIKA!
Tatsumaki: SPICE WIND STYLE: CHILI!
Toph: SPICE EARTH STYLE: CARDAMOM!
Sari: SPICE LIGHTNING STYLE: GINGER!
R. Mika: SPICE LIGHT STYLE: FENUGREEK!
Juri Han: SPICE DARK STYLE: SAFFRON!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said Spices.
Lincoln and his harem: SPICE FINAL SMASH: SPICE HADOUKEN!
They fired spice Hadoukens and the blasts all hit Rose Haruno and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Rose was knocked out and she was tied up.
?: I will enjoy destroying The Soul Society and all of humanity.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Rukia Kuchiki: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Abirama Redder.
A figure with red tattoos on his body came out, and it was none other than Abirama Redder, one of Baraggan Louisenbairn's six Fracción.
Rukia Kuchiki: Lincoln's right that you'd show up, Abirama, but now that you're here, you're not getting out of this alive!
Layla Thomas: That's right, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Layla Thomas' dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple, and she was surrounded by a dark purple energy aura with fiends, darkness, shadows, and demons, she unholstered her massive Desrook Archfiend-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Abirama Redder, she left dark purple energy, fiends, darkness, shadows, and demons with every step.
Layla Thomas: Abirama Redder, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed and in the name of Sosuke Aizen, and now, I will see to it that you pay the ultimate price for all your crimes with your life.
Suddenly, Layla Thomas was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark purple energy with darkness, shadows, demons, and fiends surrounding it, there's Desrook Archfiend flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Layla Thomas emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Layla Thomas grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair with flower in her hair, she has neon dark purple eyes and a dark purple energy aura with fiends, darkness, shadows, and demons surrounding her, she has Desrook Archfiend with the Dark Kanji in its mouth emblazoned on her forehead, she has on demon earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Desrook Archfiend with purple gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Layla Thomas has on a dark purple sleeveless open blouse, purple sleeveless midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple high-heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with fiends, darkness, shadows, and demons on the coattails, and on the back is Desrook Archfiend with shadows surrounding it. Suddenly, Layla Thomas felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings grew much bigger for her new body, and the large dark purple feathers have black tips on the feathers. Layla Thomas has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Layla Thomas' massive Desrook Archfiend-themed large sword was then surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark purple energy, fiends, shadows, darkness, and demons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Desrook Archfiend's Demonic Broadsword of Archfiend Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with Desrook Archfiend etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade, large skulls for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large skulls with purple gems in the eye sockets and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the four skulls is a large dark purple gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Desrook Archfiend's head with red gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in her hands for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Desrook Archfiend that said, "Layla Thomas, Gene-Slammer of Desrook Archfiend, Close Friend of Sam Sharp Loud and Simon Sharp Loud, Goth Girl of Royal Woods, Michigan, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Smasher of Lori Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fiends, Darkness, Shadows, and Demons"
レイラ・トーマス、デスルーク・アーチフィーンドのジーン・スラマー、サム・シャープ・ラウドとサイモン・シャープ・ラウドの親友、ミシガン州ロイヤル・ウッズのゴス・ガール、愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、ロリ・ラウドの粉砕者、邪悪で、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして悪魔、闇、影、そして悪魔のマスター
Layla Thomas has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS ARCHFIEND ANGEL OF GOTHIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK ARCHFIEND LOVE!
We were amazed by Layla Thomas' Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Abirama Redder saw it, he fell into a violent rage and activated his Resurrección, Águila, and he gains a bird-like appearance, including heavy red-feathered wings and tried to attack her, but Layla Thomas fired a powerful dark purple energy blast with fiends, darkness, shadows, and demons at Abriama, and it sent him flying into a wall of curry, which he got out of and he was enraged.
Nico: Whoa, Layla Thomas' transformed, that's really awesome. But, we also saw Abirama activate his Resurrección, Águila, and gain a bird-like appearance.
Me: Rukia told me about that, and it's an Arrancar's special ability. But, Abirama's not getting away with what he's done.
Lincoln: You said it, and Layla, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Layla Thomas: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Darkness Archfiend and Divine Dark Gothic Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with this monster once and for all?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Layla.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Layla Thomas.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's clip this bird's wings for good.
Layla Thomas and Lincoln went after Abirama Redder, who used his Devorar Pluma attack and he sent feathers to attack them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, and Angels at Abirama Redder, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln and Layla Thomas attacked him with their massive broadswords and they left painful scars on him, and it made him even furious than before.
Then, they saw him enter into his stronger form called Devorar Erupcion by tearing open the tattoos on his stomach with his talons which released spirit energy charged blood, and that caused Abirama's mask to change into a more intricate mask and granted him another pair of wings. Then, Lincoln and Layla moved fast and they fired rainbow energy swords, which damaged Abirama's wings, and he had crash landed onto the ground. Then, Lincoln grabbed Abirama by the neck, and he forced Abirama to look him in his deep sapphire blue eyes, and that caused Lincoln to begin sucking out and absorbing all of Abirama's spirit energy and power, and when Lincoln was done, Abirama was reduced to a now withered corpse drained of spirit energy and power and life, and he set him ablaze with rainbow fire and he burned away.
Then, an energy card appeared in Lincoln's large left hand with Abirama Redder's soul inside it, and as the kanji appeared on his forehead, Abirama Redder was then sent to The Black Gates and erased forever. We cheered wildly for what Layla Thomas and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive broadswords on their backs and powered down, and Layla Thomas' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive dark purple angel wings are permanent.
Layla Thomas: That'll teach you, you monster. Thanks for helping me take down and destroy Abirama Redder, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Layla.
Suddenly, Layla Thomas wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Layla Thomas' face, they kissed passionately as Layla Thomas' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Desrook Archfiend flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and dark shadows and fiends flying behind them and we cheered wildly.
Then, Naruto, Sakura, and Mebuki got through with brutally beating up Rose, and they tied her up in a straitjacket which destroyed her Chakra and Jutsu, and Naruto, Sakura, and Mebuki holstered their massive new broadswords and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Sakura and Mebuki, and Naruto's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, massive angel wings, large pointed red fox ears, and nine massive, long, and powerful red fox tails with blonde tips are permanent.
Rose Haruno: This isn't over, I'll get out again and I will kill you all! Do you hear me?!
Mebuki Haruno: That's never going to happen, Rose. You're going straight to The Saturn Insane Asylum, where you will remain there for the rest of your life, and like I said, you're no longer my sister after everything you've done.
Sakura: Yeah, and to give you a final farewell.
Suddenly, Sakura wrapped her arms around Naruto's thick muscular neck as her chest was pressed against Naruto's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Naruto's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Naruto leans down to Sakura's face, they kissed passionately as Sakura's left arm was still wrapped around Naruto's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Naruto's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Phoenix, Angel, and Butterfly flying in the air, and we saw Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox running across the field, along with elemental forces and crimson red flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly, and it pissed Rose off greatly.
Naruto: (Smirks) That was pretty slick of you to piss off your former aunt, Sakura.
Sakura: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Naruto's massive and wide right pec) What can I say, I'm full of surprises, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Then, we came back home with Rose in tow, and Rose Haruno was found guilty for her crimes against The Hidden Leaf and her own aunt and sister, and she was sentenced to Eternity in The Saturn Insane Asylum, and the doctors found her tragically incurable, and she was chained to the wall of her cell with rainbow energy chains.
Later we were back in the Leaf filing our report.
Shizune: That's incredible! So the planet you guys were all on was a planet made of insanely spicy curry?
Me: That's right Shizune. It was a volcano planet made of Curry. The lava was nuclear hot curry.
Lady Tsunade: That's really interesting.
Me: Yep. But also Naruto, Sakura and Mebuki here transformed into their most powerful forms and we laid down the law on Rose. She had been asking for this for over 150,000 years.
Nico: No kidding.
Qin: But she deserves it for all the pain and suffering she has caused to Naruto, Mebuki and Sakura. But we captured her and tied her up.
Lady Tsunade: Well that's good she is back in the looney bin where she belongs.
Eli: Word of advice, have her vocal cords removed. She drives people bonkers with that voice of hers.
Lady Tsunade: We'll make sure that happens. Great job today everyone. You'll receive Quadruple Z-Rank credit for this.
Me: Thank you Lady Hokage.
We left.
Dayu: That's it for that bitch.
Mumbo: And she won't annoy anyone with her voice ever again.
Laney: Thank goodness.
Knightbrace: The Kikai weapons Nico and the others got really came in handy.
Anna Anyanova: I'm gonna love it here with you guys.
Margaret Stockington: Same with me.
Fixer: You girls won't regret it.
Electrocutioner: What do you guys say we go to the Conjunction Junction Diner and celebrate?
Me: Good idea.
Nico: I'm buying this time.
We cheered.
Naruto: (To the viewers) Hope you guys liked this adventure. Now another threat of the Leaf has been removed.
Me: Yes it sure has bro.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
We went to the Conjunction Junction Diner and had a great meal and then went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome saga and fanfic done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico, The Ripping Friends, Liam, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Floop's castle to battle Lisp and destroy the 500 robot children as well as battle Another In Space Red. We're also going to meet a Fiendwurm Gene-slammer named Rue Knoxville. Rue Knoxville is one of Nico's friends from school and she was being elected for Student Body President and Nico and Qin helped her stop a mentally unstable girl with Histrionic Personality Disorder from killing her and burning down the school. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to London, England, and Lincoln and his group are going to take down and destroy Lord Naarifin from the Elder Scrolls series who is one of the members of the Thalmor. And they're going to meet a Raidraptor - Final Fortress Falcon Gene-Slammer named Relena Jettofarukon, but her real name is Relena Septim, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and classmate in English and is the daughter of Uriel Septim VII from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion who was teleported to Japan when she was 4 years old by her father in order to protect her father's bloodline, and she was adopted. then, she and her parents moved to Royal Woods when she was 11. She's also the one who also trained Lincoln on how to use weapons effectively and studies gems, she and Lincoln built a massive diorama of all the gemstones throughout the world, and Lincoln even built Relena a beautiful purple tiara with beautiful purple gemstones, and she hates Icky Vicky with blazing passion. For the next chapter tomorrow we're going to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the Great War with Grandfather, one of the Kids Next Door's most dangerous enemies and we're going to have a great barbecue at the Kids Next Door Moonbase. We're going to recap about the battle that took place 1 year ago on July 20th, 2021.
See you all tomorrow
