With Smash Bros Ultimate on the horizon, I thought I'd come up with more of these.
Rules 118-121 by Ecenema.
122 and 123 by AngelZeroEXE.
124-126 by YoKaiShoubiao.
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93. Ridley, if you continue to taunt Samus about her mother, I will not protect you. Honestly, her beating the snot out of you is better than any punishment I could come up with.
94. To the Squidlings: For the last time, you are not permitted to use ink weapons inside the mansion. If you do, you're cleaning it up.
95. Please stop referring to Lucina as Marth, and vice versa. It's not funny, it's never been funny, and it's never gonna be funny.
96. Simon Belmont is not permitted to randomly take his shirt off in front of other Smashers. I don't care how buff you are, public indecency laws apply to you.
97. Bowser, Ganondorf, King Dedede, and King K. Rool are forbidden from having "Greatest Evil King Contests" inside the mansion.
98. Please stop chasing Pikachu with a Thunder Stone. He has decided not to evolve, you're just being jerks.
99. Sonic: No running in the halls. This is your final warning, or so help me God...
100. Getting (temporary or permanent) Mark of the Exhalt tattoos just to screw with Chrom is strictly prohibited.
101. Wolf is not permitted to go hunting, bring back his kill, and then messily devour it in front of everybody at dinner time.
102. Deodorant is NOT optional. Yes, Donkey Kong, even for you.
103. Daisy, while we're glad you were added to the roster, please stop jumping for joy on the cafeteria tables every morning.
104. Dark Samus is not permitted to leave piles of phazon lying around. It's gross, and it smells.
105. Captain Falcon is not permitted to complain about Sonic being faster than him. Suck it up.
106. Attempting to cause a time paradox with Link and Young Link is strictly forbidden.
107. Whoever keeps stuffing dozens of notes into the suggestion box saying "I caught Luigi stealing from the item storeroom," knock it off.
108. Shulk is not permitted to gamble on sports games, or official matches. You know why.
109. Pac-Man is prohibited from eating all the fruit in the kitchen every day. Save some for everybody else, man.
110. Please stop making fun of Little Mac's height. Not only is it mean, but he keeps punching people through the walls.
111. Please stop stealing Snake's cardboard box. Yes, it's just a box, but seriously, cool it.
112. Pikachu is not to be used to recharge your devices.
113. Do not unplug Megaman from the outlet in the night.
114. Duck Hunt Dog, I'll put this simply: STOP. LAUGHING. AT. PEOPLE.
115. Bowser Jr. is not permitted to let his Mecha-Koopas run loose throughout the mansion.
116. Whoever keeps using all the duct tape, please stop.
117. Absolutely no reminding Lucas of all the depressing moments in his game.
118. Filling Link's room with cuccos as a prank is strictly prohibited!
119. Stop asking Dr. Mario for performance enhancers!
120. Donkey Kong is not allowed to kidnap Peach to reenact scenes from "King Kong."
121. Heavy smashers (Bowser...and Dedede...and K. Rool...) are prohibited from doing cannonballs into the pool.
122. Stop petitioning for Waluigi to be in Smash, it's not gonna happen.
123. For God's sake, Waluigi, stop trying to get the Melee and Brawl returnees out of Smash Ultimate. Just because you didn't get in, doesn't mean you can drag everyone else down with you.
124. Nobody is allowed to ask Incineroar to perform the Bug-Type Z move. You know why.
125. Mario may not use Cappy under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I don't want to have to deal with a repeat of the "Refridgerator's Running" incident.
126. Please, No Bad Puns. Once again, I don't want to have to deal with a repeat of the "Refridgerator's Running" incident.
127. Incineroar is not permitted to do his Hulk Hogan impressions for more than five minutes at a time.
128. Ken and Ryu, for the love of God, wash your feet. If you're not going to wear shoes, this is your only other option.
129. Piranha Plant, no coming up through the toilet. I shouldn't have to explain this.
130. For the last time, stop following Isabelle around with a plastic bag. She won't crap all over the floor.
