Rules 135-163 by TailsFan500
131. Nobody is allowed to complain about the number of Fire Emblem representatives.
132. Please stop bringing up Nuts and Bolts around Banjo and Kazooie. It's not like it was their fault.
133. Sonic, stop pulling people's pants down and running away. It was funny exactly once.
134. Whoever keeps releasing the Assist Trophy Metroid from containment, knock it off, or I'll tell Samus who you are.
135. Joker may not steal anyone's food during lunchtime, dinnertime, or breakfast.
136. Hero may not use his spells outside of official matches. Remember that time he used Magic Burst and turned half the mansion to ash?!
137. No taunting Waluigi, Shadow, or any of the Assist Trophies about not being playable fighters. Not only is it mean, but Shadow roundhouse kicked Morton through a wall, leaving a huge hole in it.
138. Bowser and Donkey Kong are strictly prohibited from reenacting scenes from "King Kong vs. Godzilla."
139. Follow up to Rule 50: "Dharkon did it" is not an acceptable excuse in the wake of any disaster either (unless it is true).
140. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let Galeem get his grubby little wings on flash bangs.
141. If you call Dark Pit, Shadow, Dark Samus, or Dharkon "Edgelord," then I am NOT paying for your hospital bills.
142. No smashers are allowed to dress up as Batman and chase Joker around as a prank.
143. Bear rugs are no longer allowed in the mansion. Banjo was traumatized for a good eight weeks.
144. If anyone uses Hero and/or Terry as an excuse to try and get Goku in, you are to smack them upside the chin.
145. Mario may not replace Terry's hat with Cappy as a prank. See Rule 125.
146. If you invite a character from an M-rated game, that's fine, just make sure they don't kill anyone. Resurrecting you guys equals mountains of paperwork for me.
147. Joker, I get that you hold an eternal grudge against Meta Knight for the whole "Batman" prank, but this does NOT justify tying him up and shooting him with your gun.
148. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT allow Crazy to get his grubby little fingers on Firecrackers.
149. Please do not play "Gangster's Paradise" around Sonic. Come on, give the guy a break.
150. No non-smash characters are allowed to disguise themselves as characters in an attempt to get into the mansion. YOU KNOW FULL WELL WHO YOU ARE.
151. No group of Smashers are allowed to push Sonic into the pool as a prank. He literally almost died last time, you guys are jerks.
152. Please do not, any under circumstance, let any Geese into the mansion.
153. No group of Smashers are permitted to use a weed wacker on Piranha Plant or Ivysaur. I'm not going through the trouble of looking for replacements.
154. Whoever flooded the mansion with elephants, I will find you, and I will make you pay.
155. If Crazy Hand somehow becomes in charge of the mansion, abandon all hope.
156. Please do not order Pizzas from any Pizzeria that has a history of paranormal activity and children going missing.
157. Stop annoying Mii Gunner about the Sans costume, the meme is getting old.
158. Mewtwo is not allowed to use his psychic powers to cheat at arm wrestling. (or any game for that matter.)
159. No group of Smashers is allowed to take Falco, Duck, or Kazooie to KFC as a prank.
160. Please, for the love of God, do not use the "Balancing Terminal" to turn Meta Knight into his Brawl counterpart.
161. If you draw a face on me while I am asleep, so help me God I will get Galeem to use his light beams of doom again.
162. This also applies to Crazy Hand, but any punishment he can come up with is probably way worse than mine.
163. No one is permitted to eat frog legs in front of Greninja.
164. "Monika" from "Doki Doki Literature Club" is banned from the mansion. That coding mess took me weeks to clean up!
165. Wario, stop running into a room, farting, and charging out. If you don't, I'll force you to breathe your own gas for an hour.
166. Palutena is not permitted to take credit for reality-shifting events, unless she is actually responsible for them.
167. Please stop referring to Pit as "Chicken."
168. Whoever told Greninja it was a good idea to lick cold metal, very funny. When I find you, you'll be subjected to the same thing.
169. Nobody is allowed to play dodgeball using Kirby and/or Jigglypuff as balls.
170. Please stop spiking Young Link's Lon-Lon milk with hallucinogens.
