IN HONOR AND MEMORY OF LESLIE NIELSEN
In the forests of Naroom in the Moonlands was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Albedo, Sophie Casterwill, The 1983 D&D Gang, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and amazing treasure hunt.
Me: So the next treasure is in the Forests of Naroom on the Moonlands.
Lola: This is going to be so awesome.
Eli: It sure is. I can't wait to see what kind of treasure we're going to find here next.
Arrietty: Me neither. This is gonna be so awesome.
Zarya Moonwolf: It sure will be awesome and fun.
Laney: Yeah it sure will.
Himiko: I have a feeling the next treasure is gonna be awesome.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I have that same feeling myself and it's gonna be so amazing.
Qin: You got that right Sophie.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sophie.
Sophie Casterwill: It's my pleasure Nico and it will be most fun going with you on one of your great rescues.
Camie: It sure will be awesome.
Me: Yep. And it'll be just as awesome as the day I firsted helped you and Dante and the team out.
Sophie Casterwill: It sure will.
Nico: I still remember J.D. telling us how he helped you and your team.
Sophie Casterwill: Now that was really fun how he did so.
Camie: How did that happen?
Me: It was long before many of you joined us. It was 5 years ago. Before we all became Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
FLASHBACK - 2017
Me and Dante Vale were running through the halls of the headquarters of the Organization in Prague, Czech Republic and we were killing members of the Organization left and right. With me were Lok Lambert, Zhalia Moon and Sophie Casterwill.
Me: (Narrating) It was over in Prague in the Czech Republic. We were on a mission there to take down The Professor and reclaim all of the Spirits that they have stolen.
Organization member 1: Kill them! AUGERFROST!
Past Me: Die!
I fired powerful fireballs at them and obliterated them in massive fiery explosions.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
I killed 5 of them.
Me: My powers were getting stronger back then and they were continuing to evolve with each passing day of training.
Sophie: (British Accent) I can't believe they want to kill us.
Past Me: They will stop at nothing till they rule the world.
Lok: But how can we get rid of them for good?
Past Me: We won't get rid of all of them until I form my own team.
Dante Vale: I understand.
Me: It was a ruthless and savage battle until we saw DeFoe.
DeFoe: I will kill you if it's the last thing I do Dante Vale!
Dante Vale: Try me DeFoe.
Past Me: Not if I kill you first DeFoe! You fucked up son of a bitch!
DeFoe: (ROARS!)
I punched him in the face and I fired a powerful wave of fire energy that incinerated all of DeFoe's friends and teammates and he watched in sheer horror as I killed all of his friends in what seemed like cold blood to him. But the fire from my blast hit DeFoe as well and he was on the floor holding his face in excruciating pain.
I then used my powers to strip him of all of his spirits. I even took the spirits of his friends as well.
Sophie: Awesome J.D.!
Zhalia: That was really cool!
Lok: No kidding!
Past Me: Thanks.
We continued on and DeFoe had a nasty burn wound on his face that covered 34% of his face. Essentially I have left my mark on him. From then on he developed a massive and incredible hatred towards me and vowed from then on that he would stop at nothing to kill me.
DeFoe: (In Sheer Hatred) YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS J.D.! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU!
But then a massive explosion happened!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Outside it showed a massive flash of blue light coming from the very top of the building and a massive explosion blew the building apart!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The entire headquarters of The Organization was completely destroyed and blown apart in a huge fiery explosion.
Me: I fired a Kamehameha Wave right at the Professor and the explosion that followed blew the entire building in half and wiped out 75% of the entire Organization. It was a devastating and crippling blow to them. I had us protected in a force field thankfully as we escaped the explosion.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: After we brought down the Organization, I told everyone around the world what they were gonna do and the F.B.I. and Interpol decided to work together to bring them all to justice. Because of that, the rest of the Organization all went into hiding and were operating in secret. 4 and a half years later, we destroyed the entirety of the Organization for good.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That is amazing!
Eli: Boy it sure is!
Qin: I'll never forget that mission. That was awesome.
Tsuyu: Wow! When did that happen?
Me: It was 2 days after the Great War of Wizards with Voldemort and his followers.
Nico: That's right.
Me: And that was easily one of the most incredibly devastating battles we've ever had.
Qin: That was awesome though.
Eli: Wow!
Nico: None of the Blood Spiral group have gotten the Black Gates yet. But they will if we encounter any of them.
Me: Well just give it time Nico. When we find them we'll make sure they do.
Lola: Yeah.
Sophie Casterwill: But I think one day we should get the new recruits of the team spirits of their own.
Me: That's not a bad idea Sophie.
Twilight Sparkle: I think it's a good idea too.
Sunset Shimmer: I agree there.
Nico: Also it's good you're with us Albedo.
Albedo: It sure is.
Me: Every time I see you Albedo it makes me feel like I'm seeing a mirror image of Ben but with white hair, red clothes and red eyes.
Rainbow Dash: That is so awesome.
Albedo: It sure is.
Nalanie: (Laos Accent) And not only are you Rika Noralenshikov the Mavelus Gene-Slammer's archenemy but you are also a true friend of redemption too.
Laney: Yeah.
Albedo: Again, I would like to apologise for all my former Team Buktu teammates have caused you guys:
Nico: It's not your fault Albedo. If anyone is to blame for all this it's your former teammates.
Lincoln: Yeah no kidding there.
Lola: Yeah. They deserved it.
Me: The only one that died that day was the Evil Sasuke.
Nico: I can't believe he called me a Cur! (GROWLS) I hate that name!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But thanks for keeping everyone safe while we were in the Ridonculous Race. Because you were the only one who was heroic out of your entire team.
Albedo: It was my pleasure.
Nico: But that was so awesome.
Zarya Moonwolf: Boy it sure was.
Eli: Yeah.
Albedo: But I have to warn you guys and it's good that you brought me with you all. But Scott has escaped from prison and is free from his curse. He is after you guys for revenge.
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Me: Oh shit on me and fuck me sideways!
Nico: I can't believe Scott's been freed from his curse, it's just like with Heather.
Lincoln: Another minor contingency plan made by The Church of Necrom, no doubt.
Nicholette Torrington: (Growls Ferociously) Damn you, Damian Alaister! Damn you and your entire cult to Hell!
The Dark World Goth Girls were really enraged that Scott's been freed from his curse, thanks to yet another minor contingency plan made by The Church of Necrom.
Nico: That fucked-up bastard just enjoys pissing us off badly.
Nalanie Nanthavong: Lincoln, would you and The Dark World Goth Girls like to help me with taking down that pit-stained son of a bitch?
Lincoln: Do we ever, Nalanie. Besides, Connie's been wanting a chance to kill Scott for a long time.
Connie Jackelstein: That's right, I've had it up to hear with that bastard for what he did.
Zocks: Lincoln, can you tell us why Connie has a grudge against him, other than his nasty disposition and his crimes?
Lincoln: Sure, Zocks, but I've got to warn you, it's not good.
Lincoln told everyone who hadn't joined us that Connie Jackelstein's little sister, Emily, was raped and murdered by Scott, and because of it, Connie's mother committed suicide and less than a week later, her dad drunk himself to death, and ever since then, she'd sworn revenge on that bastard for what he did.
Everyone gasped in shock.
Zocks: Whoa, that's one serious grudge.
Lincoln: Yep, and we're going to make sure he pays for what he's done.
Me: No shit there.
Albedo: Scott and Evil Sasuke were the ones I REALLY hated working alongide with. Stane and Evil Jimmy I felt neutral towards. Tim was the only one I enjoyed working alongside side. And even then, that was before he threatened to have the drones shoot me and the others after you guys found out the Elemental Darksides were fake.
Applejack: Why that heartless monster sidewinder!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: He's definitely getting the Black Gates. Nico I hope you don't have any problems with us killing a monster like Scott?
Nico: Not at all. This jerk has had it coming for a long time.
Me: But you got to admit though, those Elemental Darkside Heartless Robots were a pure stroke of genius. Mysterio would love having them in his ranks.
Nico: That's true.
Sophie Casterwill: I agree there. That is so amazing.
Qin: They sure were.
Eli: Yeah and Sora never faced versions like them before.
Qin: That's true.
Albedo: Let me pound Scott too. It'll give me some pleasure. Especially after how he threatened me.
Nico: How did he threaten you?
Albedo: He told me that he better not get you hurt. And he replied that if he goes down, he would find a way to bring me down with him.
Nico: Oh man!
Rarity: What a heartless and repulsive ape!
Nico: My thoughts exactly Rarity!
Qin: Same with me.
Camie: He has got to go. Both to do the world a big favor and have his parents never have to see his ugly face again.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Suddenly, an insane figure came out and tried to attack us, but I sent the figure flying with a strong kick, and we saw who the figure was: it was the Total Drama Sore Loser, Scott, and he was mondo pissed at us.
Me: Just the asswipe we've been looking for.
Scott (Total Drama): You are all going to pay for ruining everything! I will kill every last one of you!
Nalanie Nanthavong: Fat chance, shit stain!
Connie Jackelstein: I see you're still the same as ever, a psychotic, heartless asshole!
Scott (Total Drama) saw red when he saw Connie Jackelstein with us.
Scott (Total Drama): You miserable bitch! I should've killed you and your sister that very night!
Lincoln: The blood of Connie's little sister is on your hands, and now, you're going to pay for this!
Nalanie Nanthavong: Yeah, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Albedo: And this is for threatening me!
He turned into NEGATIVE FOURARMS!
Then…
KRASMASH!
He punched him hard in the face and sent him crashing into a tree! Scott had a REALLY BAD BRUISE ON HIS FACE!
Negative Four Arms: Bring me down with you, huh? Too bad you went down alone!
He then turned into Negative Rath.
Negative Rath: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, SCOTT OF THE SORE LOSERS! RATH HAS WANTED TO SNAP YOUR NECK WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF KNOWING YOU!
Scott: OH YEAH!? TRY IT FREAK!
POW!
I punched Scott in the face with devastating force!
Me: Lemme tell you something Scott! YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHICKEN STRIPS WAS A STRIP CLUB FOR CHICKENS!
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
I then pulled out a huge war hammer and then…
CRUNCH!
Scott screamed as I crushed his foot and then.
BLANG!
I smashed the hammer into his face and broke his nose and knocked out some of his teeth!
Negative Rath then grabbed Scott by the throat.
Negative Rath: You are a freak Scott!
He smashed him into the ground!
Sheila then put on her cloak hood and went invisible and then lifted him up and threw him into a tree!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Nice one Sheila!
Bobby then smashed his leg with his club and Scott screamed in excruciating pain!
Eli: WHOA!
Me: YEAH! Nice work guys!
Bobby (D&D): Thanks bro!
Me: Lets see how he likes this.
I pulled out a Wizard Ring for Cajun Fox and put in on and I activated it and fired a wave of EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL AND REALLY SPICY HOT SAUCE! It went into Scott's mouth and then…
SCREAMING AND ALARM BELLS!
Negative Rath: Polaris Piledriver!
He jumped an pile drove Scott and broke his back and he screamed in EVEN MORE EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
Me: YEAH!
Camie: NICE!
Varie: Lets summon some spirits! PROTECT THE SHIP! UNDINE!
In a vortex of Water, Varie summoned the Krono-Titan, UNDINE!
Camie: WHOA! So that's one of your spirits?
Sophie Casterwill: It sure is. There are many kinds of them.
Undine fired waves of water and smashed him all over the place!
Albedo turned into NEGATIVE ARMODRILLO!
Scott: You were all just jealous that me and my team were better heroes then you all! It's your own fault for deciding to have fun in the Ridonculous Race and leaving everyone unprotected. We just saw an opportunity to step in! (to Negative Armodrillo) And you decided to ditch us!
Negative Armodrillo: Because we sent the robots after innocents just so we could look like the heroes!
Nico: And there was nothing wrong with us being in the Ridonculous Race!
Eli: YEAH! And you are the one that caused all those lies and evil!
Me: But you haven't done your homework on us Scott! We saw all the way through your lies and deceit! You are never gonna be a hero! All you are is nothing but a worthless dirt-eating freak and a loser!
Sophie Casterwill: Your ideals make you nothing more than a fraud and an absolute fake! Now face this! BOLTFLARE!
She fired a wave of lightning and it hit Scott and electrocuted him all over!
Lincoln fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him!
Negative Armodrillo punched Scott all over.
Negative Armodrillo: Okay, so maybe I thought up of the Elemental Darksides story. But you and the others were in it for the fame and glory. I actually cared about protecting innocents!
Me: That's right! Albedo has changed! Unlike you!
I activated Bobo The Vulture's Ridewatch.
Me: Time for the 1-2 Punch!
I fired rocket punching gloves and they hit Scott and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nicole: YEAH!
When the smoke cleared we saw that one of the punches blasted a hole into his chest and exposed his beating heart out into the open!
Negative Armodrillo: You're wide open!
Me: You gonna eat his heart Nico?
Nico: Nah. His heart probably doesn't taste good.
Qin: Yeah you're right.
Suddenly, Nalanie Nanthavong's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a red and orange energy aura with lava, flames, and lava fish, and as she approached Scott (Total Drama), she left red and orange energy, lava, flames, and lava fish with every step.
Nalanie Nanthavong: You really disgust me, you pit-stained, heartless shit head! You enjoyed causing pain and suffering to all those in your wake, and you don't even give a damn about anyone except for yourself. Well, that ends here and now, today, you die, Scott, and you're never ever coming back.
Suddenly, Nalanie Nanthavong was was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and orange energy with lava and flames surrounding the vortex, there's Vorash flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Nalanie Nanthavong emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Nalanie Nanthavong grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark red hair tied up in pigtails, she has neon blue eyes and a red and orange energy aura with lava, flames, and lava fish surrounding her, she has Vorash with the Fire Kanji in its mouth emblazoned on her forehead, she has on lava fish earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its mouth, she also has Vorash with red gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its mouth for the second pendant, along with the gold dragon pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts with red Vorash-shaped Element of Harmony. Nalanie Nanthavong has on a sleeveless orange open blouse, orange scarf, dark red sleeveless dress top, dark red frilly skirt, red pants, orange legwarmers, red sneakers, and long sleeveless red trenchcoat with flames and lava on the coattails, and on the back is Vorash with flames and lava surrounding it. Suddenly, Nalanie Nanthavong felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with orange tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back. Nalanie Nanthavong has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Nalanie Nanthavong has a brand-new large broadsword in her right hand called Vorash's Volcanic Broadsword of Lava Fish Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with Vorash etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, lava fish heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large lava fish heads with red gems for eyes and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the fish heads is a large red-orange gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red-orange gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Vorash's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Vorash that said, "Nalanie Nanthavong, Gene-Slammer of Vorash, Best Friend of Alana Vongphachanh, the Stakataka Gene-Slammer, Loving Future Wife of Nicholas Chan, Despiser of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Lava, and Lava Fish"
ナラニー・ナンサボン、ヴォラッシュのジーンスラマー、アラナ・ボンファチャンの親友、Stakataka Gene-Slammer、ニコラス・チャンの愛する未来の妻、いじめっ子の嫌悪者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして火、溶岩、溶岩魚のマスター
Nalanie Nanthavong has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ALIEN VOLCANIC LAVA FISH ANGEL OF VOLCANIC VORASH JUSTICE AND DIVINE LAVA LOVE!
We were amazed by Nalanie Nanthavong's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Scott (Total Drama) saw it, the loser fell into a black rage, and he got out a knife to kill her despite being in pain from the savage beating we gave him, but Nalanie fired a blast of lava and it melted and his hand got burned by the lava, and she fired a powerful red and orange energy blast with lava, fire, and lava fish at Scott and it burned him badly.
Nalanie Nanthavong: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Volcanic Lava Fish and Divine Lava Love) Now, you're about to pay for everything you've done, you asswipe.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Connie Jackelstein: You've had this coming for a very, very long time.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Broadsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Nalanie Nanthavong and The Dark World Goth Girls transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and got out their massive greatswords.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Scott. Let's get him.
Nalanie Nanthavong, Lincoln, and the Dark World Goth Girls went after Scott (Total Drama), and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and orange energy, dark energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Mermaids, Sea Creatures, Moths, Demons, and Angels at Scott (Total Drama), and they all exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and The Dark World Goth Girls used the Dark World Medals they got when we went into battle against Kyurem and Damian Alaister, and they put the medals onto their swords and they fired powerful colored energy blades at Scott (Total Drama), and they left painful scars on him, and the medals also summoned the spirits of The Dark World Monsters, who brutally attacked Scott, and we were impressed.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Now, that's really awesome.
Connie Jackelstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Cobalt Demon and Dark Divine Love) This is for what you did to my little sister, you shit stain! COBAL'S DEMONIC VENGEANCE KARMA BALL!
Connie Jackelstein fired a massive black and cobalt-colored version of The Negative Karma Ball, and it exploded with incredible power as it hits him.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) And this is for all the trouble you caused for the Total Drama Crew and causing me nothing but mental pain with your Team Buhktu bullcrap! DARK WORLD'S DEMONIC VENGEANCE KARMA BALL!
Lincoln fired a massive black version of The Negative Karma Ball with rainbow energy balls inside the core, but the rainbow energy balls have the faces of The Dark World Monsters, and it exploded with incredible power as it hits him.
Nalanie Nanthavong: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Volcanic Lava Fish and Divine Lava Love) Let's end him once and for all, guys.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the end for you, Scott.
Connie Jackelstein: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Cobalt Demon and Dark Divine Love) And this time, don't you ever come back, you miserable piece of shit!
Nalanie Nanthavong, Lincoln, and The Dark World Goth Girls: VOLCANIC LAVA FISH DARK DEMON'S VENGEANCE KAMEHAMEHA!
Nalanie Nanthavong, Lincoln, and The Dark World Goth Girls fired massive Kamehameha energy waves made of red and orange energy, rainbow energy, and dark energy, and as they hit Scott (Total Drama), they exploded with incredible power, killing him for good, and he was found guilty by The Black Gates.
Scott (Total Drama): DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (Fades Away)
We cheered wildly as Nalanie Nanthavong, Lincoln, and The Dark World Goth Girls holstered their massive broadswords on their backs and powered down, and Nalanie Nanthavong's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive red angel wings are permanent. Nico then kissed Nalanie on the lips and she also returned it with equally fiery and intense passion.
Connie Jackelstein: Finally, it's over.
Suddenly, Connie Jackelstein ran over to Lincoln, and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, and she cried into his bare chest, as he was comforting and hugging her.
Lincoln: (Soothing Voice) Shh, it's okay, Connie, it's okay.
We saw the sight, and it broke our hearts to see Connie cry like this.
Nico: Connie avenged the deaths of her sister and parents, but it still hurts for all of us to see her like this.
Lincoln: Me too, Nico. What Scott did in raping and murdering her little sister, Emily, and that caused the suicide of Mrs. Jackelstein and Mr. Jackelstein to drink himself to death, left her all alone in the world, until the day I met her and she met the other Dark World Goth Girls.
Nicholette Torrington: Scott's a total lowlife for what he did to Connie's sister and parents.
Lincoln: Connie needs her parents and her little sister back, and the same goes with Cienna, who lost her parents to Damian Alaister, and I intend to do just that.
Camie: Wait, you've done this before, Lincoln?
Me: Yeah, he resurrected the Warners' parents last year after they got rid of King Salazar the Pushy. And just like J.D. and all of us, he can do anything.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and three rays of light descended and the choir of angels sang, and then, we saw three figures emerge from the rays of light, they were Connie's little sister, Emily Jackelstein, and her parents, Michael Jackelstein and Rhonda Jackelstein. When Connie saw them, she was really stunned.
Connie Jackelstein: Mom, Dad, Connie?!
Emily Jackelstein: Yes, Connie. It's us.
This caused Connie to rush over to her parents and sister and she hugged them, and she cried tears of joy, and her heart's going to be repaired, and then, we saw that Cienna's parents have also been resurrected by Lincoln and she was hugging them and crying tears of joy, and she knew Lincoln has repaired the holes in the hearts of two of his Guardian Angels. We also had tears of joy and a smile on our faces.
Nico: Linc, that was a really awesome thing you did for Connie and Cienna.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. I knew and felt that Connie and Cienna needed their families back, and I had to do just that. They defended me from bullies and from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for years, now it's my turn to return the favor.
Me: That's not only really awesome, but you knew deep in your heart that this is something you had to do.
Lincoln: That's right, J.D., it is.
Nico: Now that Scott is gone, we are down one more loser.
Negative Armodrillo: (hears beeping) Huh?
Negative Omnitrix: Corrupted Megawhatt DNA Signature detected.
Me: Corrupted Megawhatt DNA?
Nico: Oh no! Swartz didn't!
THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!
We saw streams of black lightning streaking across the sky and then out of a flash of light came a BLACK VERSION OF A MEGAWHATT! It was called ANOTHER BUZZSHOCK!
Qin: Whoa! That is definitely not one of Dark's aliens.
Me: It looks the same. But that is definitely Another Omnitrix Alien. The only difference is that it doesn't have an Omnitrix badge on it.
Nico: That's true.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Well, Helga did say that Swartz would eventually create Another Omnitrix Aliens.
Me: She sure did. But who are you?
Another Buzzshock: (Electrified voice) Been a while J.D.
Me: (Gasp) That voice! Amelya San Diego?
Another Buzzshock: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you Amelya.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. Her name is Amelya San Diego and she is a girl that got wheelchair bound because she got hit in the back with a huge lightning strike that made her paralyzed from the waist down forever.
Lincoln: WHOA! That is intense!
Laney: YIKES!
Me: Yeah. But she also got intense lightning powers from it. Her powers are so intense that she can't control them. Whenever she's around anything electrical she causes everything around her to explode! So to protect herself her mom and dad put her in a rubber suit.
Sophie Casterwill: That is intense!
Another Buzzshock: It's true.
Negative Armodrillo then turned into Negative Buzzshock.
Negative Buzzshock: Normally, this is the part where you show us who you really are.
Another Buzzshock: Swartz removed that power for this one.
Me: Guess it must only be for Another Rangers and Riders.
Nico: Yeah.
Nicole: Look what she has around her neck!
We saw that she had an amulet in the shape of the symbol of the Moonland of Naroom!
Nicole: That's the Treasure! That's the Amulet of Naroom!
Me: How did you find that?
Another Buzzshock: I just found it. It was hidden in a tree. I didn't know you guys were after it.
Me: What does this Amulet do?
Nicole: It has the power to control all of nature and can even form trees into houses.
Fluttershy: That is interesting.
Another Buzzshock: I don't think it works on me.
She took it off and threw it over and I caught it.
Nicole: It only works on those that have plant powers.
Me: Fluttershy you would like this one.
I gave her Amulet and she put it on and got an amazing power boost!
Fluttershy: Goodness. That is amazing.
Me: Perfect for you Fluttershy.
Another Buzzshock: It sure is. Shall we dance?
Me: We shall. But Amelya you aren't the only one that got hit by lightning.
I pulled up my shirt and showed my scar on my back.
Camie: OOH! How did you get that!?
Me: I got struck by lightning while getting the mail for my mom and dad and I got badly burned on that area. But I also got intense lightning powers too.
Laney: That's like what happened with Paula as well.
Me: Yeah. I had no idea what hit me.
Another Buzzshock: Ouch!
Me: Yeah. Lightning travels at 220,000,000 miles per hour or 1 third the speed of light and it packs 1,000,000,000 volts of electricity and is 50,000˚Fahrenheit!
Lincoln: It's true. That is powerful.
Another Buzzshock: Wow!
Nico: (takes out Major Disaster's Ridewatch) You may control lightning. But how about an entire storm?!
Nico summoned an entire storm and fired waves of lightning and blasted Another Buzzshock all over the place.
Me: YEAH!
Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Remember when I first used this one?
Zocks: (gets out Jetman gear) It's when you and Secchan were sent back in time.
Me: I remember seeing that! That was so awesome!
Maria: It sure was.
Kaito got the Zyurangers sword and Zocks got the Jetman Sword.
Me: YEAH!
Another Buzzshock fired a wave of black lightning at me and I fired a massive blast of lightning and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Electrifying!
Another Buzzshock zapped Vroon, knocking him down.
Vroon: (dazed) I don't want to ride the pony.
Me: To quote Ed, "Zappity Zap Zap!"
Nico: Ouch.
Me: But that was powerful. We're gonna have to overload her to get the ridewatch from her.
I then started to pull my hand back to fire a powerful blast of lightning but then a massive blast of lightning hit Another Buzzshock and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Whoa first Omnitrix Alien Ridewatch.
But then we suddenly surged with intense lightning and we got imbued with the Masters of Evil that use lightning!
Nico: WHOA! That was intense! But nice job J.D.!
Me: I didn't do anything.
Laney: It was from that up there!
We saw a BLUE CHROMATIC DRAGON!
Nico: A Blue Chromatic Dragon!
I went over to Amelya and picked her up. She was a girl with blond hair and she had purple clothes and she had purple eyes.
Me: Amelya are you all right?
Amelya San Diego: (Weakly) Oh man. What a headache.
Me: At least you're okay.
I picked her up.
The Blue Chromatic Dragon landed.
Blue Chromatic Dragon: (In a girls voice) (Russian Accent) Looks like that's it for that bad alien.
Nico: Sina Nicholaevna! Wow!
She reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes and blue clothes.
Sina Nicholaevna: (Russian Accent) Awesome to see you again Comrade Nico.
Nico: You too Sina.
I brought Amelya over.
Qin: Is she all right?
Me: She'll be fine. But I'm starting to feel lightning surging through me.
Amelya: Sorry.
Me: (Giggles) It tickles! Also Amelya can't walk.
Nico: I think it's time to fix both of your problems.
Nico snapped his fingers and she got the ability to walk again and she was now in full control of her powers!
Amelya: (GASP) I… I can walk!
Nico: I snapped my fingers and restored your walking.
Me: Also see if you can fire a blast of lightning over at that tree over there.
I pointed to a tree and she fired a wave of lightning and it blew it to smithereens!
Amelya: (GASP) I'm! I'm in full control too! Wow! Whoa! What will I tell my mom and dad!?
Me: It'll be a shock but we'll be there for you Amelya. Metaphorically speaking on that shock part.
Nico: Yeah.
Sina Nicholaevna: But it's great you're back to normal.
Amelya: It sure is.
Me: Wait Sina your last name is Nicholaevna, are you related to…
Sina Nicholaevna: I am comrade Knudson. I am the direct descendant of Tsar Nicholas II. He was my great great grandfather.
Nico: Which means that Anastasia is related to you too.
Eli: That is amazing.
Albedo: Boy it sure is.
Sina Nicholaevna: I agree comrades. But I saw you guys destroy that monster Scott. Good job.
Me: That was awesome.
Sophie: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Sina Nicholaevna: I have a lot of awesome memories. But my favorites are where me and Nico were in Science Class and we did all kinds of experiments with my lightning powers. We worked on them all over that time.
Nico: We sure did.
Sina Nicholaevna: But my favorite was when a bully thug was hurting a friend of ours and I used my lightning powers to electrocute him and it rendered him brain dead for good.
Nico: Yep. What a heartless jerk he was.
Eli: A no good eel in the kelp.
Qin: (Laughs) That's true.
Nico and Sina hugged.
Nico: I really missed you Sina.
Sina Nicholaevna: Me too Comrade Nico. Me too.
Me: Now we have 2 members of the 5 Chromatic Dragons with us.
Eli: We sure do.
Hank (D&D): That's true. We sure do.
Nico: That's the 1st Another Omnitrix Alien down. And 99 to go.
Me: Yep. And I think I know which Gene-slammer is next.
Maria: Yep. Nico which one will you do next?
Nico: The Green Chromatic Dragon Gene-slammer.
Me: The Poison Gas Dragon.
Eli: That is gonna be a toxic one.
Qin: It sure will be.
Amelya: I have so much to learn now that I'm with you all.
Me: You'll adjust to it over time.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: But I want to tell you all which gene-slammer is next later on.
Me: Okay.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Z-Fighters and Saiyans, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, and Akiza are heading to Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls there, but we're also going to to destroy Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime who've come back from the dead and they want revenge on the Z-Fighters for destroying them.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls there, but we're also going to to destroy Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime who've come back from the dead and they want revenge on the Z-Fighters for destroying them.
Goku: That's right, Lincoln. I never thought we'd have to deal with those five ever again. But, from what we've seen, it looks like they refused to take a hint.
Me: Yeah, well, now it looks like we got to resort to more extreme measures.
Nico: Namely, The Black Gates for those five.
Lincoln: That's right. And thanks for joining us, Akiza.
Akiza: You're welcome, Lincoln.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, but they've been cornered by Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the five girls, but they've been cornered by Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, and they're going to kill them.
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Despair from The Dark, appear and it fired a dark energy blast and it destroyed Dr. Wheelo's mechanical body and sent his spirit to The Black Gates, and it also got the five girls away and straight to us, and Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime were right behind them and were really enraged.
Nico: Whoa, that's the Duel Monster, Despair from The Dark, and it destroyed Dr. Wheelo and sent him to The Black Gates, but now, we've got to deal with Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime.
Lincoln: Right, let's get them.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, The Z-Fighters and Saiyans, Akiza, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went after Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln infused his massive broadsword with rainbow energy and the energy of The Black Gates and with four swift strikes, he cuts down Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, and they all exploded with incredible power, killing them and sending them to The Black Gates for good. We cheer wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, and they're never coming back ever. (To The Despair From The Dark) And it's so good to see you again, Sabrina Lorelai.
Despair From The Dark: (Crying) You...you still remember me, Lincoln, even after all this time?
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) Of course, you know I'd never forget about you.
Sabrina Lorelai reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of The Despair From the Dark, and she's dressed in a midnight black black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless midnight black top, long midnight black skirt encrusted with jewels, black stockings with black lace designs, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless midnight black trenchcoat with shadows, darkness, and demons on the coattails, and Despair From the Dark on the back, and holstered on her back a large Despair From the Dark-themed greatsword with Despair From the Dark etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, midnight black wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large red gem surrounded by midnight black angel wings for the pommel.
But, we saw that she was crying and we also saw so much pain and sadness in her eyes, and she ran over to Lincoln and they hugged, and Sabrina Lorelai's very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers, and she was crying hard into his bare chest, while he was still holding onto her and not letting her go.
Lincoln: It's been a long time since I last saw you, Sabrina. I haven't seen you since you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Sabrina Lorelai: (Sniffles) Yes, you have. (Suddenly looks at Lincoln) (Really Surprised) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and eight massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome.
Nico: Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Sabrina Lorelai, she's a powerful Goth Girl from Michigan who was born with immense cosmic powers over darkness, and she's a powerful master of The Dark Arts and black magic.
Me: That's really awesome.
Lincoln: It is, but she has a very tragic past: when she was twelve, a religious fanatic who gave in to his religious delusions launched a brutal attack on her and her parents, who hid her inside the closet. They refused to give him the location of Sabrina and they were brutally murdered by the religious fanatic who then left before the cops arrived. When Sabrina came out of her hiding place, she saw her parents brutally murdered and she was now all alone, and it was right from there that she swore revenge on the religious fanatic who murdered her parents and she swore to make him pay in blood.
We gasped in shock, as Sabrina Lorelai continued to hug Lincoln and cried really hard into his bare chest.
Nico: Oh, God. That's really awful.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And as soon as we saw cop cars at Sabrina's house and we saw the bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Lorelai taken to the morgue, we then saw Sabrina and she was really crying hard. I went over to her and I hugged her, and when she told me what happened, I was really horrified.
Lori: We all were, and what that religious fanatic did caused Sabrina to be an orphan and she was left with a very burning desire for revenge on the madman who took the lives of her parents. That was really evil.
Eli: I really hate those kinds of people.
Nico: Same here.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Sabrina Lorelai's neck with purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, along with her Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love.
Sabrina Lorelai: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, and that means you're now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Sabrina.
Sabrina Lorelai had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sabrina Lorelai's waist and Sabrina Lorelai wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to Sabrina Lorelai's face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Lincoln: And don't worry, Sabrina, if that religious fanatic who killed your parents shows up, we're going to make sure he dies in a pool of his own blood for what he did.
Sabrina Lorelai: (Smiles) Thank you.
Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them, the five girls are Noel Kannagi, Rio Kazumiya, Phylicia Heideman, Kanata Sorami, and Kureha Suminoya from Sound of The Sky.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Noel Kannagi, Rio Kazumiya, Phylicia Heideman, Kanata Sorami, and Kureha Suminoya from Sound of The Sky.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Noel Kannagi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Noel Kannagi and the other four girls saw who it was that wasted Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Sword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, eight massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos" on the left leg, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Noel Kannagi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Noel Kannagi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Noel Kannagi, Rio Kazumiya, Phylicia Heideman, Kanata Sorami, and Kureha Suminoya with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on eighteen Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We then returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they're shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime who've come back from the dead and they want revenge on the Z-Fighters for destroying them.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened to Dr. Wheelo, thanks to Sabrina Lorelai, and what Lincoln did in wasting Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime, everyone cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sabrina Lorelai have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and when everyone heard about her tragic past, they were also shocked and horrified.
Maria: I can't believe that a religious fanatic was the one who murdered her parents long ago, and it left her with a desire for revenge.
Lincoln: I know, and I promised, if we ever run into that religious fanatic, he's going to pay for what he did to her parents with his life.
Nico: Yeah, what a monster, he deserves to pay for what he did with his life.
Me: Same here.
After getting rid of Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sabrina Lorelai saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Sabrina Lorelai: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sabrina, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sabrina Lorelai: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Sabrina, what good memories did you have with Lincoln?
Sabrina Lorelai: Well, I remembered that this one time in Art Class, we painted a beautiful portrait of Royal Woods, Michigan, before it became Gotham Royal York, and it was featured in an art show that took place in school.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow, now that's awesome.
Sabrina Lorelai: It sure is, but of course, I also had my role as Lincoln's Guardian Angel, and I also took on the demonic and out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at their worse, and this one time, we teamed up and we took them down when they gave into their Dark Sides and they wanted to kill him, his friends, family, and everyone around him. And I knew of his secret: that he's a vampire thanks to Adriana Ardelean Dracula's blood, and that he also has powers and immortality and invincibility, thanks to the blood of Varya Pozhar, Aurora Nightingale, Adriana Ardelean Dracula, Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra.
Nico: Whoa, so you guys literally took down Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?!
Lincoln: Yep.
Luna: It was really epic, dude, they took down the five worst sisters in the family, and Lincoln and Sabrina put them inside five spheres of darkness, and when they told the parents of what the five demons tried to do, the parents grounded those five demons for eight weeks and we threw them in their rooms, but Lincoln also cut Lori off from her cellphone, Lynn from her sports equipment, Lola from her tea set and pageant dresses, Lisa from her science lab, and Luan from her comedy props and Mr. Coconuts by imprisoning them in spheres of darkness and with a dark curse he put on them.
This really got our attention quickly.
Nico: Wait, what?! He put a curse on their personal belongings for their punishment? What was it?
Lana: (Snickers) If Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan tried to get to their precious belongings, they'd be subjected to getting tortured by illusions of Luan's pranks conjured up by the curse.
My jaw and Nico's jaw dropped to the floor.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: (Snickers) I wonder what happened to them when they tried to get to their belongings not even knowing Lincoln put a curse on them?
Sabrina Lorelai: When Lori tried to get her phone, a hair razor formed, and it shaved off her eyebrows again, when Lynn tried to get her sports equipment, she got buried in dirty clothes, when Lola tried to get to her tea set, her dresses wound up getting some mismatched colors, when Lisa tried to get her science lab running, she wound up getting sent into a diaper pail full of Lily's dirty diapers, and when Luan tried to get Mr. Coconuts, she was hit with a barrage of banana cream pies.
We laughed hysterically.
Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, now that was some serious payback, Linc.
Me: (Laughs) Remind me never ever to cross you.
Lola: When we saw that it was Lincoln's doing, we were really scared. We didn't think he was capable of getting payback.
Lori: But, he did. His Guardian Angels gave him the confidence and bravery to stand up for himself and stand up against us, and while it impressed the rest of the family and everyone else, it angered me, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, specifically the Dark Sides, and they wanted blood.
Eli: Thank goodness they got The Black Gates for good, what a bunch of monsters.
Lincoln: Yep. And when their punishment was up, the curse I put on their items lifted and the spheres of darkness faded as well, and they did earn my forgiveness eventually.
Nico: Now, that's what I'm talking about, but didn't you fear any payback from them?
Lincoln: I did, but I remembered what my Guardian Angels told me: it's to stand up for myself, and to not let Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan do this to me again or to anyone else.
Me: Awesome.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Nico and his harem were heading to Splash Canyon in Sonic's world.
Nico snapped his fingers, and the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man was dressed in large red swim trunks with elemental forces and sandals, he had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, jewelry, colored sandals, and their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Nico: Alright, ladies, are we ready?
May: We're ready, Nico.
Nico and his harem left the World Tree Estate and they arrived at Splash Canyon in Sonic's world.
Nico: Wow, so this is Splash Canyon, it's really awesome.
May: It sure is. Shall we?
Nico and his harem dived right into the waters and they began swimming in the waters, and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there. Then, they also were working on their tans in the sun by lying out on towels in the sand, and they also had fun playing some volleyball, and the girls in Nico's harem got an atomic blush when they saw Nico lift a heavy barbell that he created, and it weighed up to 900,000,000 pounds, and that's just a fraction of just how strong Nico is and is still becoming, then, they had lunch in a picnic area here and it was really amazing. Then, as the sun was about to set, Nico made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists, and the girls in Nico's harem wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Nico and his clones, and they shared an amazing and passionate super-charged kiss. Then, they came back home to the World Tree Estate, and back in their original clothes.
Me: Hey, Nico, how was your date?
Nico: Awesome, J.D., we went to Splash Canyon in Sonic's World.
Me: Nice.
Lincoln: I don't think we've been to Splash Canyon before on our dates.
Paige: You're right, we haven't.
Girl Jordan: I think we know where we're going for our next date.
Later we were back on the Moonlands in the Paradwyn land and we were there for another awesome treasure hunt as well as Fluttershy and Laval's bonding time.
Qin: Boy this is awesome.
Me: It sure is. The next treasure must be here in Paradwyn.
Edyn: That's so awesome that we're finding treasures here in the Moonlands.
Tony Jones: It sure is awesome.
Poromon: I agree there too.
Nico: Fluttershy, you and Laval are next for bonding time.
Fluttershy: Oh it's going to be so amazing.
Laval: It sure is.
Nico: You guys have a good bonding session. Like Qin and Mike, we made you a good picnic.
Me: Yep.
Fluttershy: Oh we'll have fun and you guys be safe finding the treasure.
Nicole: We will. And if we face Another Rider or Ranger…
Laval: We'll know you guys are facing him.
Me: Great. See you shortly.
We left and they had their picnic. It was all really amazing.
Laval: Fluttershy, I think it was a no brainer that you were picked for the missions in my world.
Fluttershy: Oh it was. Because your world is full of amazing creatures and so many beautiful things. With so many beautiful animal friends.
Laval: That's true. I think it's awesome that you liked my world.
Fluttershy: It was simply magical.
Laval: And you and the others aren't bad people for participating in the Ridonculous Race. The Multiverse wasn't left completely defenseless anyway.
Fluttershy: Oh no we weren't. I wouldn't ever think that way about anyone.
Laval: That's good. But you all learned so much with us about Chi.
Fluttershy: And those were amazing moves you taught us.
Laval: That was awesome. And so many of the evil tribes are now in the Masters of Evil.
Fluttershy: They sure are.
Laval: Except for Scorm.
Fluttershy: Oh yes. He was bad.
Laval: Oh yes he was.
Back with us we were searching for the treasure.
Nico: So what is the treasure we're trying to find this time?
Nicole: I'm glad you asked Nico. It's called The Sword of Paradwyn. It's a powerful Magim Sword that has the powers of the Moonland of Paradwyn. It can control flowers and so many more.
Nico: That is cool!
Nicole: It sure is.
Nico: Who's gonna get to wield it?
Me: How about someone that knows all about flowers?
Mimi Tachikawa: I'll use the sword.
Lillymon: That sword will look good for you Mimi.
Qin: I agree there too.
Nico: Same here. Nico: It's fitting considering you got back your cousin a few days ago.
Me: I argree there. That's awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Nicole: And it looks like you'll get the sword.
We saw the Sword of Paradwyn. It was a sword with a pink blade and it had symbol of Paradwyn on it!
Nico: There it is!
Qin: It's beautiful.
Nico: Go for it, Mimi.
Mimi went up to the sword and pulled it out and then she got amazing pink and green fairy butterfly wings!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Aeesome!
Nico: How do you feel?
Mimi Tachikawa: I feel incredible Nico. This is amazing!
Nico: WOW!
Qin: You look awesome Mimi.
Lola: Yeah!
Palmon: I'm so proud of you, Mimi.
Nico: We all are.
But then we heard eerie moaning.
Me: We got company.
We saw ANOTHER RANGER!
Me: Another Ranger.
It was ANOTHER RED 1 FROM BIOMAN! He looked like a really scary version of Red 1 from Bioman!
Me: Another Red 1!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Man if Shirou saw this he would be pissed!
Homer: Wait. That Another Ranger looks familiar.
Nico: How can you tell? Who are you buddy!?
Another Red 1: (In a Woman's voice) You should know!
Homer: (GASP)
She reverted back and it was JUDGE CONSTANCE HARM!
Judge Constance Harm, simply known as Constance Harm, is a disciplinarian judge and a recurring antagonist in The Simpsons.
She was voiced by the repeat guest star Jane Kaczmarek.
Constance Harm is a harsh and unforgiving disciplinarian who enjoys creating cruel punishments for criminals in her court and frightening them with a miniature guillotine on the bench. For example in her first appearance, "The Parent Rap", where she was the main antagonist, she orders Bart and Homer to be tethered together, then later has Homer and Marge placed in miniature stocks around their head and arms after Marge breaks the tether, and she later has both of them spanked by people passing by in their cars.
She might be a transsexual based on a statement she makes during her first appearance in "The Parent Rap": "you remind me of me, when I was a little boy".
In "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister", she reveals she has a husband. Although Judge Snyder resolves court cases, Judge Harm has mainly been used for handing down negative verdicts, such as sentencing a family member to prison. She also appears in "Brawl in the Family", "Barting Over", "The Wandering Juvie", "Brake My Wife, Please" and "Chief of Hearts."
Despite her enjoyment of giving punishments, Judge Harm is willing to give those what they want the most, such as in the episode "Barting Over", upon hearing over Bart suing against Homer for emancipation after Homer stole all the money Bart used to make an advertisement as a baby. With the help of the Blue-Haired Lawyer, Bart makes a strong case by addressing over Homer's anger problems and how Homer swindled him of his money. As a result, Judge Harm declares Bart emancipated (despite explaining that he's too young be gain emancipation), stating of Homer's socipathic behavior and short temper that is endangering the court as the true reason why Bart shouldn't live with Homer. Furthermore, in order to recoup the loss Bart had suffered, Judge Harm declares that half of Homer's salary he gets from his job go to Bart until he is fully repaid. Realizing his mistake later in the episode, Homer agrees to treat Bart well, and signs up in a commercial to repay Bart of his losses.
Nico: (GASP) Judge Constance Harm!
Me: The woman that sent Bart to Juvie as well as got Homer and Bart tethered! (Season 13 Episode 2 & Season 15 Episode 16)
Judge Constance Harm: That's right and I'm going to make sure you all suffer for destroying Springfield!
Me: Springfield was the worst town ever! And it deserved to be destroyed for all the terrible things its people did!
Fluttershy sensed us battling.
Fluttershy: I think the others are in trouble!
Laval: Lets get over there fast!
They went over to us.
Me: Springfield had its chance Harm. And it blew it.
Qin: That's right! Springfield got what it deserved!
Nico: (takes out Number 7's Ridewatch) Bart might be a troublemaker. But he's also a good kid deep down. You're just dead set on punishing him to realize that. And don't call us no better than you. Our punishments for criminals are actually merciful compared to what you give out!
Me: That's right! You're not a judge at all! What you do violates the 8th Amendment! You condemn people to endure cruel and unusual punishment! And for that you will never be allowed to become a judge again!
Judge Constance Harm: On whose authority!?
Me: OURS!
Nico: (telepathically to me) J.D., we can't let Harm blab out Bart's prank calling to Moe. Otherwise, Moe's gonna strangle him!
Me: (Telepathically to Nico) Don't worry I don't intend to.
Nico: Also Harm, you abuse your power as judge.
Qin: I don't know what the Attorney General was thinking hiring a monster like you to be judge but you are NEVER GOING to be fit for being one!
Judge Constance Harm: You have no say in the matter! What are you going to do? Turn me over to the proper authorities?
Me: We ARE the Proper Authorities!
Nico activated Number 7's Ridewatch and got a backpack full of missiles and lasers.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Now things are getting awesome!
But then a fireball appeared and we dodged it as it hit the ground and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa!
Then we saw a figure come out and it was REIKA HANEHARA THE HEAT DOPONT!
Reika Hanehara is a member of NEVER and a supporting antagonist in Kamen Rider W Forever: A to Z/The Gaia Memories of Fate.
Reika uses the T2 Heat Memory to transform into the Heat Dopant.
Reika was originally a serial criminal who was gunned down while attempting to escape from Alcatraz Prison to avoid the death penalty. She was later revived by Katsumi Daido as a Necro-Over, becoming the newest member of NEVER. Coming to grips with her new existence, Reika hates the cold feeling of her undead body.
Reika and the rest of NEVER later took part in a mission to save the Quarks being experimented on by Doctor Prospect, only for the doctor to kill them all. Reika was unnerved at Katsumi's change in personality from witnessing their deaths, but believed there was some good left in him and continued to serve under him.
Reika later took part in the mission to Futo City to recover the 26 T2 Gaia Memories so Katsumi could use them to turn the population of the city into Necro-Overs. She fought Kamen Rider Joker but was defeated and fatally wounded by his Rider Kick Maximum Drive. As she begins to disintegrate, Reika manages goes Futo Tower and begs Daido for help, but her leader rejects her as just a tool. As she curses Daido for his cold heartedness, she falls into Shotaro's arms and fades away.
Nico: Reika Hanehara!
Me: The Heat Dopont! We haven't faced you on any of Nuju's missions.
Reika: That's because I was dead.
Me: Then that must mean we're going after Katsumi as either the secondary or main target on August 3rd.
Reika: Yes.
Bart realized that he couldn't keep hiding his prank calls from Moe forever.
Bart: Moe, in case we die, there's something I need to tell you.
Moe: Bart, can it wait?
Bart: No! This is something I have to get off my chest.
While this was happening, I fired missiles at Harm.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nico: Bart what are you gonna do?
Me: Uh oh. Nico I think Bart wants to tell him.
Bridget Branley: And I think I know why Reika is here. She wants to challenge one of us.
Reika: That's right.
Bridget Branley: I'll face her.
She flared up her fire aura and walked up to her.
Harm turned into Another Red 1!
Bart: It was me, Moe! I was the one prank calling you!
Another Red 1: Dammit! I was gonna blab it out to him!
Moe: WHAT!?
I then went and grabbed Moe!
Me: MOE! Let him explain!
Bart: It was all because of me! I prank called you for a good laugh.
Barney: Wait those joke calls you did were all from you Bart!?
Lenny: Wow that is really funny!
Carl Carlson: Yeah they were awesome!
Moe: Wow.
Me: Also Moe remember that prank call that was made to Rotwood and his posse? That was me. I imitated Bart and did it.
Moe: That's really good!
Bart: I remember that!
Reika: So you're half Fire Elemental? That's incredible.
Bridget: That's right. My mom is a Fire Elemental and my dad is human. I'm a hybrid.
Reika: That's cool.
Reika and Bridget fought each other, with Nico backing Bridget up.
Nico: While Katsumi did commit crimes against Futou, I do realize he was a good man before. I just hope we can talk things out with him before it's too late!
Reika: He was made insane because of Foundation X.
Nico: I know. I remember that. But you'll be happy to know that I wiped out all of Foundation X. It's now nothing more than a burning crater and I stripped them of all their powers.
Reika: Wow.
Moe: (to Bart) So, you didn't have any bad intents behind those prank calls?
Bart: No I didn't.
Me: He's telling the truth Moe.
Maria shot a blast of water at Another Red 1.
Maria: Bart didn't mean any harm. But you got to admit all those prank calls were funny. All the patrons at your bar got a good kick out of them. Even Barney.
Maria played a montage of all the pranks Bart did on her phone and it was awesome and funny.
Moe: Wow.
Bridget fired balls of fire and blasted Reika all over and she fired balls of fire and blasted at Bridget who redirected the fireballs back and they hit Reika all over.
Bridget: Your fire powers are incredible.
Reika: So are yours.
Woz: Also, Lord Nico, I forgot to tell you this. But my demon king and the others did encounter Kamen Rider Eternal before.
Nico: What happened?
Woz: Sougo managed to trick Eternal into destroying the Another Worlds with the Trinity Ridewatch and his own Maximum Drive. In the end, Eternal accepted his demise and gave Sougo a thumbs up before vanishing.
Nico: WHOA! I remember seeing that on TV.
Bridget: Wow that is incredible!
Bridget fired a blast of fire and it hit Reika and knocked her down.
Bridget went up to her and held out her hand and Reika got up.
Bridget: You would make an awesome archenemy for me Reika. But you did not deserve to be treated like a tool like that. You would be much better suited to work with Vypra.
Reika: You really think so?
Bridget: I sure do.
Bart: (to Moe) So, no hard feelings?
Moe: Oh you're right. No hard feelings.
Me: Whew.
Nico: That's a relief.
I let Moe go.
Another Red 1: Big deal! He is just a pathetic impudent rotten troublemaking kid!
Me: You need to pull that stick out of your butt Harm! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: Try this on!
I put on Tiamat's Wizard Ring and activated it and fired waves of lightning, fire and ice and blasted her all over the place.
Ben turned into Upgrade.
Upgrade: Since Bioman is robotic based, think I can merge with her?
Me: Give it a try.
He went and merged with her!
Another Red 1: WHAT THE!? GET OFF ME!
Upgrade: It worked!
Ben then made Another Red 1 hit herself all over!
Upgrade: Stop hitting yourself! (POW!) Stop hitting yourself! (BLAM) Stop hitting yourself! (POW) Stop hitting yourself! (SMASH) Stop hitting yourself!
We laughed hysterically at her!
Upgrade: And now, to get the Ridewatch out of you.
He grabbed it and then pulled it out successfully and threw it at me and I caught it and purified it!
Me: Nice job Ben!
He came back and Judge Harm was unconscious. But then we saw Bioman weapons appear in our hands and they were laser sabers and blasters all imbued with the powers of the M.O.E., core and non-core.
Me: Cool! Laser Sabers and Blasters of Bioman imbued with the powers of the M.O.E.!
Nico: Wow! Star Wars meets Bioman.
Lola: Cool!
We went back to the estate. Judge Harm was sentenced to the Neptune Prison for her crimes and was now a convicted criminal. She abused the powers of law and order for her own ways and now she will never be permitted to become a judge or lawyer again.
Back at the estate we were watching a movie.
Konan: What are we watching again?
Me: One of my favorite movies. It's Mr. Magoo. This next mission is to honor the late Leslie Nielsen.
Everyone then took off their hats and put their hands on their chests and had a moment of silence for him. Then we got to watching the movie.
Mr. Quincy Magoo, a wealthy but extremely near-sighted canned vegetable factory owner, goes to the museum to attend a party. While there, Waldo, Mr. Magoo's nephew, spies a woman named Stacey Sampanahoditra, on whom he develops a crush. Later that night, jewel thieves Luanne LeSeur and Bob Morgan steal the museum's beautiful ruby "The Star of Kuristan" and escape on a boat to Austin Cloquet, Bob's boss.
Meanwhile, Mr. Magoo and his dog Angus go fishing in the same area as the jewel thieves' boat. Luanne picks a fight with Bob and in the scuffle, they lose the ruby which lands in Mr. Magoo's boat unbeknownst to Magoo. Bob goes after the ruby but fails by falling onto the paddle wheel of a paddle boat.
At the museum, the curator and Stacey send two agents: Gustav Anders of the CIA and Chuck Stupak of the FBI to track down the ruby and spy on Mr. Magoo, who they believe stole the ruby. Stacey mentions she was invited to the opera where the Magoos go that night. Anders and Stupak also visit the opera to look for Mr. Magoo who is in the show. At the opera Mr. Magoo meets Luanne who pretends to be a magazine reporter and uncover FBI agent named Prunella Pagliachi. She wishes Mr. Magoo luck at the opera, who immediately takes a liking to her. Stupak sneaks on the stage and fails to find any clue about Mr. Magoo with Mr. Magoo accidentally hitting Stupak with a big tool.
The next morning, Luanne tricks Mr. Magoo into taking her to his house with an injured ankle. Stupak finds a notebook with Luanne's fingerprints on it and realizes who Mr. Magoo is with. He and Anders go to Mr. Magoo's house where Stupak sneaks in looking for the ruby. Mr. Magoo and Luanne arrive at the house and Stupak hides from them. Bob sneaks into Mr. Magoo's house and finds the ruby. Upon being caught in the act, he steals Mr. Magoo's prized Studebaker with the Magoos and Luanne chasing after him in Magoo's Eggplant-mobile. Bob loses them and brings the ruby to Austin.
Austin plans an auction for his criminal friends from around the world and shows them the ruby. Mr. Magoo disguises himself as Ortega Peru, a thief from Brazil who never goes anywhere and joins the auction which is taking place in a communal indoor pool. However, he is discovered when the fake tattoo on his chest is washed away by the water. Luanne breaks up the auction, steals the ruby, and escapes on a snowmobile away from the lair. The government arrests Austin and his friends while Mr. Magoo gives chase on an ironing board and winds up in the middle of a women's skiing competition. Waldo and Angus sneak out of the lair, catch up with Magoo, and track down the ruby.
Angus sees Luanne in disguise as an old woman and spills her purse which gives Mr. Magoo and Waldo a clue about where Luanne is going. The Magoos follow Luanne to Brazil where Waldo spies on the real Ortega and his friends. Mr. Magoo steals a bride dress from Ortega's girlfriend Rosita and is led to the wedding. Mr. Magoo steals the ruby from Ortega and finds himself being chased by Peru's men, the government agents and Luanne. Magoo then is trapped on a raft just before it goes over a waterfall but manages to invert the raft like a parachute so he can gently float to safety. He and Waldo return the ruby to the museum with the government arresting Ortega, Luanne and the people from Brazil.
Mr. Magoo and Angus go home after returning the ruby back to the museum.
When the movie was done we were laughing hysterically!
Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
Lola: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS AWESOME!
Me: That always makes me laugh too!
Naruto: May Leslie Neeson rest in peace.
Me: You said it bro.
Eli: But that was funny.
Me: Yep. And this next treasure hunt we're going on is also our latest mission.
I pulled out a newspaper. It said YEL ANA EMERALD STOLEN FROM CAIRO MUSEUM!
Nico: The Yel Ana Emerald was stolen!?
Me: Yep and it's all because of this man.
I showed another newspaper and it said "Notorious Thief Austin Cloquet Escapes from Prison!"
Nico: Austin Cloquet escaped!? Oh man!
Laney: Whoa!
Me: Yep. He busted out of prison 3 days ago and he stole the emerald.
Twilight Sparkle: That's terrible!
Me: Yep.
Mixmaster: How about we test out the new Bioman weapons in the backyard?
Nico: Good idea.
We went to the backyard and we had training dummies set up.
Nico pulled out a Bio Sword imbued with Myotismon's powers.
Nico: CRIMSON THUNDERSTRIKE SWORD!
Nico slashed numerous dummies and cleaved them in half.
Qin: WHOA!
Jazz: Who wants to go next?
Me: I'll go.
I went up to a bunch of dummies and blasted them with a Lord Drakkon Bioblaster and blasted them to bits!
Qin: YEAH!
Eli: Nice one!
Ed: Pass the mustard!
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
Nico: I just realized the difference between Katsumi and Gremlin.
Diamond Tiara: What's that?
Nico: Gremlin's a complete scumbag his whole life. Katsumi was actually a good person before the event that made him who he was.
Me: Gremlin will get the black gates where as Katsumi will get eternal servitude to the M.O.E.
Eli: Yes he will.
Nicole: Also I have a pretty good idea where Cloquet might be. He's over in Arderial in the Moonlands. And we're going there for our next treasure. Perfect timing..
Lola: Neat!
Cad Bane, Beetle, Boomerang, Titanium Man, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Whiplash and Major Disaster then came.
Cad Bane: Can me, Beetle, Boomerang, Titanium Man, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Whiplash and Major Disaster go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you sure can.
Me: We're going to Arderial for another awesome treasure hunt.
I explained the sitch and more.
Tae Kwon Crow: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I already told this to Maria but not everyone else. We'll go meet a Green Chromatic Dragon gene-slammer next.
Me: The Poison Gas Draon.
Eli: Yep.
Qin: That will be cool.
Moe: Look, Bart. I was a bit annoyed when you told me. But I really am glad you told me yourself.
Titanium Man: He told you about the prank calls, didn't he?
Moe: Yep.
Bart: I'm glad I told you too Moe.
Qin: Very noble of you Bart.
Meowth: Let's get a move on.
Nico: You read my mind Meowth.
Nicole: Lets go find us a treasure and bag ourselves an escaped jailbird!
King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?
Nico: King Kai, what's up?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got some bad news: Frieza's loyal soldier, Cui, is on the loose, and he's out for revenge on what you guys did to Frieza last year.
We gasped in shock.
Vegeta: Should've known Cui would one day show up.
Me: He's looking at getting The Black Gates for this one.
Lincoln: Wait a second, J.D., I have a better idea. Instead of giving Cui The Black Gates, we're going to have him recruited into The Masters of Evil. I know it's a bad idea given the fact that he served under that sadistic tyrant, but he'll be supervised under Vypra, and he'll also have the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on him.
Nico: That's a great idea, Linc. Now, the question is who's going to face him?
Wile E. Coyote: That'll be left to me, Calamity, and Tech, Nico.
We gasped in shock.
Bugs Bunny: Wile, are you, Calamity, and Tech sure about this, doc?
Tech E. Coyote: We are, Bugs, and like Lincoln said, Cui will be recruited into The Masters of Evil, but not before we rough him up, and don't worry, I'll make sure Wile and Calamity limit the explosives they'll use on him.
Nico: Why do I have the feeling that Wile and Calamity are going to go against the orders and they're going to use a ton of explosives on him?
Suddenly, we saw Wile E. Coyote and Calamity Coyote load up tons of explosives, and we knew that it meant they're going against Tech's orders and they're going to bombard Cui with tons of explosives when he shows up.
Me: Should've seen that one coming.
Lincoln: That's a lot of explosives they're going to use to bombard Frieza's loyal soldier with.
Nico: (Snickers) Given their history with dangerous explosives, I'm not surprised, Linc. Though I hope they don't make too much of a mess. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got another treasure to find.
Lincoln: And another villain to deal with. Though I don't know why, but I've got the feeling today's mission is going to be one of the goofiest battles ever.
Me: Same here, Linc.
Nico: Me too.
We were off to Arderial!
We arrived in the Moonland of Arderial.
Nico: Here we are.
Me: Arderial's looking as beautiful as ever.
Camie: Boy it sure is.
Multiple Man: Let me clone an army just in case.
Nico: Go for it.
Multiple Man made 310 copies of himself.
Nico: So what treasure is it we're trying to find?
Nicole: It's called The Wings of Arderial. It's a legendary pair of jeweled wings imbued with lightning and it has the ability to leave behind a powerful trail of rainbow light when in flight.
Me: That is cool!
Lightspeed: Just like how I leave behind a rainbow trail.
Rainbow Dash: Same with me.
Jinx: So, Nico, When did you take down Foundation X?
Maria: (grins) It was after Nuju's final mission. Me and William actually dared him to do it before breakfast.
Jinx: Ooh nice.
Nico: And it was the best dare ever.
Me: And Foundation X had it coming.
Multiple Man: Also to be honest I was not really expecting Reika to show up with Judge Harm.
Nico: Boy me neither. But that was awesome.
Me: I hope she doesn't mind if we kill her former teammates. I remember seeing those douchebags on TV and they were bad news.
William: I don't know if we're killing the others. But if we see Kyosui Izumi, we're definitely getting rid of him and putting him in the Book of Vile Darkness.
Blizzard: Why's that?
William: The guy's a sadomasochist.
Me: Yeah that guy is a total douchebag. He was that Luna Dopont and he was just as fucked up as Cletus Kasady.
Girl Jordan: If I see that monster I'm definitely ripping his head off if he is like that.
Blizzard: Finally someone Girl Jordan hates just as much as Carnage.
Inque: I think Eiji defeated him before.
Me: I remember seeing that. That was so awesome! On August 4th when we take down the OOO Kamen Riders enemy that we're going after we'll tell them that was awesome.
Qin: Boy it sure was.
Me: On August 1st thru the 14th we're going to be really busy.
Major Disaster: And Nico? Nice job using my Ridewatch today.
Nico: Thanks Paul. It was awesome using a storm like that.
Me: It sure was. Amelya how are you feeling now?
Amelya: I am feeling really amazing. For the first time in 8 years I can now walk and I don't have to wear that rubber suit ever again.
Me: That's great.
Major Disaster: Wait what?
Me: When she was struck by lightning she was not only crippled but was given lightning powers that were so incredibly strong that she couldn't control them. She always overloaded everything around her. Her mom and dad put her in a rubber suit to stop the lightning from escaping.
Amelya: It's true. Nico cured me too.
Nico: Yep.
Luxord: Nico used your Ridewatch to fight her.
Amelya: I saw that. It was cool!
Hannah Paine: That was really awesome. And I know what it's like being a Megawhatt. I'm a Megawhatt gene-slammer and it's really electrifying.
Amelya: That is really amazing!
Me: Really shocking too.
Whiplash: Against Cloquet, I recommend explosive eggs.
Nico: Ooh! I like that.
Me: I would use exploding penguins.
Billy and Irwin: OH YEAH!
Nico: That is funny.
Qin: That is gonna be funny.
Mandy: I remember that movie.
Air Man: What was it like?
Mandy: Eh it was really action packed. Billy and Irwin laughed at penguins blowing up.
Me: That is cool.
Nico: I think I got lots of techniques for that.
Silver Samurai: Who gets the treasure this time?
Me: I think it's obvious. Amelya will ger it.
Nicole: Good idea dad.
Qin: I think it's awesome that we're going to have a humiliation battle. I like these battles.
Amelya: Humiliation battle?
Me: It's a battle where we use pranks instead of our powers that destroy.
Amelya: Oh wow!
Qin: Yeah we get a great laugh out of them.
Bounce Man: (to Amelya) Not only do you regain your legs. But you also get a new weapon.
Amelya: I sure do.
Me: Yeah. We should use the Spicy Ridewatches, Eyecons and Legend Items on Cloquet.
Nico: Hey not a bad idea.
Amelya: I heard about that you are a true spice demon J.D.
Me: Oh you bet I am.
I pulled out a jug of Cajun Fox's hot sauce that I used earlier and I drank it.
Me: (BURPS OUT FIRE!) Ahh!
Amelya: You are really tough J.D.! Mind if I try some of that?
Me: Think you can handle it?
Amelya: You bet I can.
She drank some of the sauce and it was delicious to her.
Amelya: Wow! That is good stuff. (BURPS) Wow that is awesome.
Me: Wow! You are a spice demon too.
Cheshire: Go ahead and pull the wings out.
Nicole: First we got to find them. And according to my map and treasure finder on my bracelet it's right… (Sees the wings) There!
We saw the wings and they were on an alter and they were sky blue crystal wings with rainbow crystal feathers and they were beautiful and amazing.
Nico: Wow!
Nicole: The Wings of Arderial. They are amazing.
Amelya: Here we go.
Amelya went over and got the wings and then they went over to her back and she was enveloped in a massive flash of rainbow light and she got amazing angel wings!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Amelya you look amazing!
Amelya: Wow! I sure do! I can now fly!
Me: I'll have to teach you how to fly with wings.
Wood Man: Got any Ridewatches for us, Nico?
Nico: Just the ones for Zi O, Geiz, and their copies. And I'm also planning to assign the Dino Fury Ridewatch and its' copy once we take care of Another Dino Fury Red.
Me: Zi-O next. I'm sure Sir Ivan would be more than happy to get a copy of Woz's Ridewatch.
Nico: That's not a bad idea. And Princess Luna would like Tsukuyomi too.
Me: Because Tsukuyomi is the Goddess of the Moon in Japanese Myth. That's cool.
Clyde for Zi-O, Sasuke for Geiz and Littlefoot for Dino Fury. Sam S.L., M.J. And Aqua for originals.
Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Someone's coming.
We hid.
Then a figure came and it was AUSTIN CLOQUET!
Nico: There he is.
Charmcaster: Entrance time.
We went at him.
Austin saw the wings gone! But then the spirits of the Red Rangers appeared and they swirled around him and then converged and then..
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out from above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and I zoomed fast and tied him up to a post.
Nico: Nice!
Cloquet: Untie me now!
Me: Not gonna happen Cloquet. We have our battle first.
Nico: Yep.
Me; First…
We frisked him and then we found the emerald!
Me: There's the emerald!
Nico: (Whistles) That's a beautiful one.
I smirked and pulled out a special flute and out of a portal came THE EXPLODING PENGUINS!
They walked up to Cloquet and then…
KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM!
6 of them exploded and Billy and Irwin laughed.
Then Tala, Trumbipular, Toiletnator, Dark Laser, Ebon, Eccentro, Whirlwind, Vanitas, Atomic Skull and Comic Book Guy came.
Nico: Tala, Trumbipular, Toiletnator, Dark Laser, Ebon, Eccentro, Whirlwind, Vanitas, Atomic Skull and Comic Book Guy
Tala: The Spicy Ridewatches, Eyecons and Legend Items will be used on Cloquet.
Trumbipular: The normal Eyecons and Ridewwatches will still be used in the battles though.
Nico: I know.
Toiletnator: It's only fair.
Me: True.
Dark Laser: (to Nico) Nice job getting rid of Scott.
Nico: Thanks.
Ebon: The asshole deserved it.
Eli: Yes he did.
?: That's for sure.
A figure came out and it was COG CHANGER from episodes 47 & 48 of Zeo.
The Cog Changer was created to plant evil Cog wheels on the Zeo Rangers' Zeo Jet Cycles and thus destroy them. He was capable of replacing the cogs on the Zeo Jet Cycles with evil ones that would cause the Rangers to lose control of the cycles. As such, the Zeo Cycles ended up getting destroyed by ramming into a large barn where a huge fire started and spread to some barns. Once they survived, Cogs arrived and he powered them up to make them almost immune to any of the Zeo Ranger attacks. Thinking that they would be destroyed, he left the scene shortly before Impursonator arrived and thrashed the Zords.
Whilst she was pinning down the Zeo Megazord, he fired a cog into the Zord's mechanics which later made it break free with Billy in it. They rescued him but Cog Changer took over the Megazord. The Rangers deployed in the Super Zeo Megazord but they were evenly matched until Impersonator took over the Megazord by blasting all of them out before the two formations fought. Eventually, they tricked Impersonator out of the Megazord whilst Kat and Tanya destroyed the control cog in the Megazord with Tanya's Power Pod Sword and stabbed him out of the formation which made him then flee.
Eventually, Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd teamed up with King Mondo to try and destroy the Rangers so some Cogs were sent down with the two monsters. They confronted the Zeo Rangers in the city's main square but the Alien Rangers appeared with them and both sides went into an attack. A short battle then ensued, ending with Impersonator being taken out with the Aquitar Ranger Blast and Cog Changer being taken down with the Zeo Cannon.
Rita and Zedd made Impursonator grow and Klank and Orbus did the same for Cog Changer so the Rangers summoned the Super Zeo Zords. The two sides were evenly matched, even giant versions of the Advanced Zeo Laser Pistols having no effect on the monsters, before Sprocket came up with the idea to merge the monsters into one super powerful monster. Mondo gave the order, and as their last-ditch effort, Impursonator wrapped herself around Cog Changer's head and upper body, becoming an armor of sorts. This combined form serves as the final monster in Zeo.
The Super Zeo Megazord, despite its power, was unable to destroy the combined monsters alone, so the Zeo Rangers called in the Zeo Megazord, the Red Battlezord and the Warrior Wheel. The Rangers – via the Zords – tossing the Warrior Wheel around the teo monsters allowed them to knock them both down with an energy tornado before building enough power to ultimately destroy them for good with the Warrior Wheel's Power Slam.
Tommy Oliver: Cog Changer!
Cog Changer: Been a long time Rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were created to destroyed the Zeo Jet Cycles.
Cog Changer: that's right. Good memory
William: Your episode was when the Zeo Ranger and Alien Rangers first teamed up.
Cog Changer: I think that was the first Ranger teamup.
Nico: That sure was and that was so awesome.
Cog Changer: Yeah it was.
Me: Wait Nico I just remembered something. There actually was an American Adaptation of the Kamen Rider Series after all. It's called the Masked rider and the Rangers got some help from the American version of Black RX.
Nico: Oh wow! Hey you're right! So America did adapt the series.
Me: Yes but only for 2 series. The first part was for a Sega CD game back in 1994.
Nicole: Masked Rider ZO for Sega CD! I remember that one!
Me: Yep. And then out came Masked Rider Black RX. Dex Stewart was his name. And then in 2008 came Kamen Rider Dragon Knight.
Nico: That's right! Wow!
Eli: I didn't know about that bro.
Lola: Yeah! So America has only 2 series of riders!
Me: Man what a ripoff!
Nico: No shit there!
Harry Potter, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Diamond Tiara and Discord VS Tala - Nico's Rescue
Tala was first.
Tala: (to Harry) Nico's rescue wasn't exactly a tresure hunt. It was just him and the others getting rid of Scott.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Well it was still a treasure hunt but yes they all got rid of Scoot.
Twilight Sparkle: That punk got what was coming to him.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy he sure did. He was an absolute jerk!
Spyro: He had it coming for his crimes.
Discord: I give that entire hunt 4 and a half thumbs up!
He formed 4 and a half thumbs.
Tala: That is true. Lets do it!
Harry Potter activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
CORNELIUS AGRIPPA AND TALA!
Tala: Ah Cornelius Agrippa - 15th Century Wizard. Known for many works of magic. Great choice.
They fired waves of magic and smashed her down.
She-Hulk, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Tae Kwon Crow and Chomp Chest VS Trumbipular - Us Battling the first Another Omnitrix Alien
Trumbipular was next.
Trumbipular: (to She Hulk) Nico, Sophie, and the others Battled the first Another Omnitrix Alien. Speaking from personal experience, those guys won't be pushovers!
She-Hulk: And this one was the first out of a hundred. Now we have 99 of them to go.
Applejack: Wow we're going to have a huge boat load of members with us.
Apple Bloom: We sure are.
Flashwing: Not just the gene-slammers but also the Another Omnitrix Aliens.
Trumbilpular: That's right. Lets do it!
She-Hulk activated her Ridewatch and Eyecon.
JOHANN CHRISTOPH DENNER AND TRUMBIPULAR!
Trumbipular: Johann Christoph Denner?
She-Hulk: He was the inventor of the Clarinet back in 1730.
Trumbipular: Very interesting and cool.
They fired waves of earth, rock, aplles and crystal and smashed him down.
Layla, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, and Team Rocket VS The Toiletnator - Lincoln's Rescue
The Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Innistrad. How was it?
Layla: It was really fun. We took down Dr. Wheelo, Dr. Kochin, Ebifurya, Misokatsun, and Kishime and destroyed them and sent them to the Black Gates.
Princess Luna: That's five more of Goku's enemies down the drain.
Moondust: Especially for all the crimes they've done against nature.
Snowdrop: Yeah those guys deserved to be destroyed.
Gari: I agree. Especially for how he tried to take Goku's Body and destroy the entire planet.
Blackout: Yeah he deserved it too.
Toiletnator: Big time. Lets do it!
Layla activated her ridewatch and eyecon.
JOSEPH GAYETTY AND THE TOILETNATOR!
Toiletnator: Joseph Gayetty?
Layla: He was the man that invented Toilet Paper. We would still be using leaves and poison ivy if it weren't for him.
Toiletnator: I didn't know he was the man that made Toilet Paper.
They fired waves of water and darkness and smashed him down.
Sabrina Mason, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Jinx and Kitten VS Dark Laser - Meeting A Despair from The Dark Gene-slammer
Dark Laser was next.
Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) I heard you guys met a Despair from The Dark Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Sabrina Mason: Her name is Sabrina Lorelai and she is a goth girl with an incredibly dark and tragic past.
Sabrina told him everything that happened to her because of that monster church leader and he was shocked!
Dark Laser: Oh man! That's horrible! Poor girl. She went through a nightmare.
Princess Celestia: Yeah it was really sad.
Amber Morning: Yeah she had EVERYTHING stolen from her! He killed her entire family in cold blood and made her an orphan. But she is a really awesome Guardian Angel for Lincoln too.
FLASHBACK
Sabrina Lorelai: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sabrina, and now, I can also defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sabrina Lorelai: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Sabrina, what good memories did you have with Lincoln?
Sabrina Lorelai: Well, I remembered that this one time in Art Class, we painted a beautiful portrait of Royal Woods, Michigan, before it became Gotham Royal York, and it was featured in an art show that took place in school.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow, now that's awesome.
Sabrina Lorelai: It sure is, but of course, I also had my role as Lincoln's Guardian Angel, and I also took on the demonic and out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan at their worse, and this one time, we teamed up and we took them down when they gave into their Dark Sides and they wanted to kill him, his friends, family, and everyone around him. And I knew of his secret: that he's a vampire thanks to Adriana Ardelean Dracula's blood, and that he also has powers and immortality and invincibility, thanks to the blood of Varya Pozhar, Aurora Nightingale, Adriana Ardelean Dracula, Bridget Branley, Abeline Demeter, Brooke Hudson, Ashley Aella, Bronte Elektra, Bianca Frostine, Leora Chiaro, Abnus Abital, Allira Crisiant, Astrid Brinkley, Aurora Aurelia, Maya Carina, and Stelara Astra.
Nico: Whoa, so you guys literally took down Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?!
Lincoln: Yep.
Luna: It was really epic, dude, they took down the five worst sisters in the family, and Lincoln and Sabrina put them inside five spheres of darkness, and when they told the parents of what the five demons tried to do, the parents grounded those five demons for eight weeks and we threw them in their rooms, but Lincoln also cut Lori off from her cellphone, Lynn from her sports equipment, Lola from her tea set and pageant dresses, Lisa from her science lab, and Luan from her comedy props and Mr. Coconuts by imprisoning them in spheres of darkness and with a dark curse he put on them.
This really got our attention quickly.
Nico: Wait, what?! He put a curse on their personal belongings for their punishment? What was it?
Lana: (Snickers) If Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan tried to get to their precious belongings, they'd be subjected to getting tortured by illusions of Luan's pranks conjured up by the curse.
My jaw and Nico's jaw dropped to the floor.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: (Snickers) I wonder what happened to them when they tried to get to their belongings not even knowing Lincoln put a curse on them?
Sabrina Lorelai: When Lori tried to get her phone, a hair razor formed, and it shaved off her eyebrows again, when Lynn tried to get her sports equipment, she got buried in dirty clothes, when Lola tried to get to her tea set, her dresses wound up getting some mismatched colors, when Lisa tried to get her science lab running, she wound up getting sent into a diaper pail full of Lily's dirty diapers, and when Luan tried to get Mr. Coconuts, she was hit with a barrage of banana cream pies.
We laughed hysterically.
Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, now that was some serious payback, Linc.
Me: (Laughs) Remind me never ever to cross you.
Lola: When we saw that it was Lincoln's doing, we were really scared. We didn't think he was capable of getting payback.
Lori: But, he did. His Guardian Angels gave him the confidence and bravery to stand up for himself and stand up against us, and while it impressed the rest of the family and everyone else, it angered me, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, specifically the Dark Sides, and they wanted blood.
Eli: Thank goodness they got The Black Gates for good, what a bunch of monsters.
Lincoln: Yep. And when their punishment was up, the curse I put on their items lifted and the spheres of darkness faded as well, and they did earn my forgiveness eventually.
Nico: Now, that's what I'm talking about, but didn't you fear any payback from them?
Lincoln: I did, but I remembered what my Guardian Angels told me: it's to stand up for myself, and to not let Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan do this to me again or to anyone else.
Me: Awesome.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Dark Laser: Goodness! Wow!
Spotlight: Yeah that was cool! But it was horrible all that her family was taken from her!
Sabrina Mason: And she is now totally hellbent on getting revenge on that monster! She wants nothing more than to kill him and avenge her family.
Dark Laser: Oh man. That's bad! I have a feeling this is really personal for her. Lets do it!
Sabrina activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
EDWIN BEARD BUDDING AND DARK LASER!
Dark Laser: Edwin Beard Budding?
Sabrina Mason: He was the inventor of the first lawnmower.
Dark Laser: That's interesting.
They fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Lily Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Inque and Rubberbandman VS Ebon - Fluttershy's Bonding Time
Ebon was next.
Ebon: (to Lily) It was Fluttershy and Laval's turn for Bonding Time. I hope they had fun.
Lily: Oh they did and it was really awesome for Fluttershy to have fun with Laval.
Fluttershy: Oh it was really a good time for me and Laval. And Paradwyn was really amazing too.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was.
Stealth Elf: It was awesome too for everyone.
Ebon: Glad you had fun. Lets do it!
Lily activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
ARNOLD ROTHSTEIN AND EBON!
Ebon: Arnold Rothstein?
Lily: He was a gangster from the early 1900's that was known for conspiring to fix the 1919 World Series.
Ebon: Wow! I didn't know about him.
They fired waves of water, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Linka Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro - Us battling Judge Harm and even Reika Hanehara
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro: (to Linka) You guys did good battling Judge Harm and even Reika Hanehara. Only one of those two is pleasant!
Linka: Yeah and that was Reika! But to be honest we did not expect Reika to show up. She is the Heat Dopont and her fire powers are amazing. She and Bridget are perfect for each other as archenemies.
Sunset Shimmer: We need to start looking for archenemies for all the 13 Elemental Girls. One for each element.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That's going to be like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Sunburn: Yeah but I think the Cyclone Dopont would be perfect for the Wind Elemental Girl.
Eccentro: I agree there. Lets do it!
Linka activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch!
KING EDWARD II AND ECCENTRO!
Eccentro: King Edward II of England from the 13th Century. One of the most ruthless kings in all of the British Monarchy next to Henry VIII.
Linka: Yep.
They fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed him down.
Tom Major, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind - Mr. Magoo was a REALLY funny movie back then
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) Mr. Magoo was a REALLY funny movie back then. That movie would probably give the 3 Stooges a run for their money.
Tom Major: Yes it sure would and it was really funny and cool.
Rainbow Dash: That movie was so funny that we laughed ourselves silly.
Scootaloo: Yeah it was funny and awesome.
Whirlwind: Yeah we never laughed that hard before.
Whirlwind: So funny. Lets do it!
Tom activated his Eyecon and Ridewatch.
CHRISTIAN DOPPLER AND WHIRLWIND!
Whirlwind: Christian Doppler?
Tom Major: He was known for inventing the Doppler Radar.
Whirlwind: Wow.
They fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.
Spiderman, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bounce Man and Toad Man VS Vanitas - Leslie Nielsen will never be forgotten
Vanitas was next.
Vanitas: (to Spiderman) Leslie Nielsen will never be forgotten. Let's have a moment of silence for him.
They took off their hats and Spiderman took off his mask and they put their hands on their chests and had a moment of silence for him.
It was done.
Spiderman: He was a great man.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah he sure was. And he was really funny too.
Cozy Glow: And he starred in Forbidden Planet back in 1956.
Hex: Great movie too.
Vanitas: That was a good one. Lets do it!
Spiderman activated his ridewatch and eyecon.
ALBERT BALLIN AND VANITAS!
Vanitas: Albert Ballin?
Spiderman: He was the inventor of 1900 that was known for inventing the Cruise Ship.
Vanitas: Neat!
They fired waves of bones, lightning, magic and stars and smashed him down.
Whitney, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Wood Man and Plant Man VS Comic Book Guy - This is gonna be a humiliation mission to honor Leslie Nielsen
Comic Book Guy was next.
Comic Book Guy: (to Whitney) This is gonna be a humiliation mission to honor Leslie Nielsen. Think of it like the humiliations.
Whitney: It'll be so awesome and funny.
Rarity: It most certainly will darlings.
Sweetie Belle: I think it's going to be so awesome too.
Gill Grunt: I agree there too.
Comic Book Guy: Indeed there. Lets do it!
Whitney activated her eyecon and Ridewatch.
RODOLPHE TOPFFER AND COMIC BOOK GUY!
Comic Book Guy: Ah yes, Rodolphe Töpffer, Swiss inventor of the first ever comic book back in the early 19th CEntury.
Whitney: That's right and he made comics very popular.
They fired waves of leaves, water, grass and flowers, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Maggie, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull - Hope the people of Earth and Arderial like a good laugh on our mission today
Atomic Skull was next.
Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Hope the people of Earth and Arderial like a good laugh on our mission today. Because that's what they're going to get!
Maggie: I agree there and it's gonna be so funny.
Pinkie Pie: YOU BET! It's gonna be just as awesome as our humiliations with Flip and the group.
Featherweight: I think it will be as well.
Sprocket: I think so too.
Atomic Skull: Everyone loves a good laugh. Lets do it!
Maggie activated her Eyecon and Ridewatch.
JOHN LEE LOVE AND ATOMIC SKULL!
Atomic Skull: Ah, John Lee Love - Inventor of the Pencil Sharpener. Really interesting choice.
Maggie: I thought so too.
They fired waves of darkness, lightning, metal and gears and smashed him down.
Zeo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, May, C.C., Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Cog Changer
Cog Changer was next.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico opened his safe and it had 10 big spellbooks for the Mane 10. They were called The Ten Spellbooks of The Skylanders.
For Twilight Sparkle, the cover of her spellbook is purple and magenta-colored with her cutie mark and the symbol of The Magic Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful magic-based and elemental-based spells.
For Rainbow Dash, the cover of her spellbook is sky blue with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Air Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful air and lightning-based spells.
For Fluttershy, the cover of her spellbook is leaf-colored green with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Life Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful nature-based spells.
For Pinkie Pie, the cover of her spellbook is orange with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Tech Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful tech-based and comedy-based spells
For Rarity, the cover of her spellbook is shades of blue with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Water Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful water-based and jewel-based spells.
For Applejack, the cover of her spellbook is shades of brown with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Earth Skylanders on the cover, and inside its pages are powerful earth-based and apple-based spells.
For Sunset Shimmer, the cover of her spellbook is vermillion red with shades of orange with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Fire Skylanders, and inside its pages are powerful fire-based spells.
For Starlight Glimmer, the cover of her spellbook is shades of gray, white, pure black and occasionally thistle, grayish blue and deep purple with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Undead Skylanders, and inside its pages are powerful undead-based and magic-based spells.
For Princess Celestia, the cover of her spellbook is white with bright saturated yellow with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Light Skylanders, and inside its pages are powerful light-based spells.
And for Princess Luna, the cover of her spellbook is indigo, dark purple, and teal with her cutie mark and the symbol of the Dark Skylanders, and inside its pages are powerful dark-based and dream-based spells.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and the Skylanders of each of the ten elements will get their own Spellbook of the Skylanders, and since Crash Bandicoot is now the master of all Ten Elements of The Skylands, Crash's spellbook will be known as The Ten Elemental Forces of The Skylands, the cover of his spellbook is vermillion red with the ten elemental symbols of Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Life, Tech, Magic, Light, Dark, and Undead, and inside the pages are powerful fire, air, water, earth, life, tech, magic, light, dark, and undead-based spells.
Nico teleported back with the books.
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zeo Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him with the Zeo Cannon!
They summoned it and charged it up.
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Cog Changer and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Cog Changer you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Gia: Fun's not over yet!
Me: Now comes the really fun stuff! (CLOWN HORN HONKS)
Nico: (LAUGHS) Funny.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
They turned into the Jetman!
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and sang and the Mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: Yeah we love this one!
They transformed.
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!
We summoned the Turboranger, Carranger, Boukenger, Go-Onger and Kiramager and the Build, Drive, Kabuto, Zi-O, Decade, Zero One, OOO and W Kamen Riders!
Me: And for this. (Pulls out M.O.E. Cannon) (Turns Dial) COMICAL MISCHIEF MAYHEM!
I summoned Krusty, Zombo, The Ghost Clown, Blammo the Clown, Piedmon, The April Fool, McWolf of Tex Avery, McWolf (T&JK), Chameleon, Family Guy Jason Voorhees, Hades, Pincushion Man, Mask Scara, Red Guy, I.R. Baboon, Stinky Butt, Condiment King, Pinky & The Brain, Norm and Mad Bomber!
Krusty: Hey Hey Kiddies! (Laughs Goofily)
Hades: Looks like we're gonna dish out some comedy gold!
Nico and Hades: Lets get ready to (ECHOING) RUMBLE! (HAIR FLARES UP)
Eli blew out Hades Hair!
Hades: Whoa is my hair out?
We laughed hysterically at that!
Crag: Come on guys!
Ripping Friends, May, Lincoln, Lynn and Luna: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
The Arderial Prank-a-palooza was on!
Me: This one will spice you up!
I activated Cajun Fox's Ridewatch and fired waves of nuclear hot spicy sauce and they went into his mouth and he swallowed and then a massive explosion of fire exploded out of his mouth and he screamed in agony!
Me: Simone you got any Moonscar Island Peppers?
Simone Lenoir: (French Accent) You know I never leave home without them.
She pulled out a jar and gave it to me and I opened it and ate the peppers and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of fire blasted out and I blew a huge fire jet out of my mouth and it hit Austin and burned him all over.
Nico: Boy those are really awesome peppers!
Shaggy: Like they don't call those peppers the hottest in Louisiana for nothing.
Bridget Branley: Now that was awesome!
We did all kinds of awesome pranks on him!
Maxxor, Ninren, Chaor, Junda, Quadore, and Kopond blasted and smashed and pulverized him all over with pranks.
Even Lori stuck her butt in his face and farted in it!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
He went and strangled Cloquet!
Homer: I'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL AN EMERALD! (GRUNTS)
Bart then took a knife and carved a pumpkin smile into Cloquet's shirt and then smashed a flaming jack-o-lantern onto his head!
Austin Cloquet: BENEATH THIS SMILE, I'M IN AN AWFUL LOT OF PAIN! (SEASON 22 EPISODE 4)
Bart smashed a chair on Cloquet's back! (SEASON 8 EPISODE 6)
SMASH!
Austin Cloquet: OOOOOWWW!
Konan and Mixmaster: LASER ORIGAMI WING BLAST!
Jazz and Naruto: WIND FURY NINJA FLAME!
Dino Thunder and Beetle: DINOSAUR BEETLE BLAST!
SPD and Cad Bane: SPD CORUSCANT BLAST!
Mystic Force and Boomerang: MYSTIC BOOMERANG BLAST!
Operation Overdrive and Titanium Man: TITANIUM OVERDRIVE SHOT!
Jungle Fury and Cheshire: JUNGLE CAT BLAST!
RPM and Multiple Man: MULTIPLE RPM BLAST!
Samurai and Silver Samurai: SAMURAI SWORD SLASHER!
Megaforce and Blizzard: MEGAFORCE BLIZZARD BLAST!
Beast Morphers and Whiplash: BEAST WHIP SHOT!
Dino Charge and Major Disaster: DINOSAUR DISASTER BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHING SUPER SHOT!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Sina Nicholaevna, Pinkie Pie, Konan, Nicole and Laney: COMEDY LIGHTNING BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy and smashed him all over.
Lincoln: Time for you to feel some total humiliation! TLPS Style! HUMILIATION ELEMENT STYLE: EGGSPLOSION BARRAGE!
He fired a barrage of explosive eggs at Austin Cloquet which exploded and eggs were all over him!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
BOOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!
Nico: Now that was EGG-sceptionally funny!
We laughed at that one!
Chronoa: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: YO MAMA!
She insults Austin!
Chronoa: Yo mama so fat that her stomach resembles a gigantic quasar.
Me: Whoa that's a new one! (LAUGHS)!
Chronoa: Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
We laughed at that one!
Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper which is a soda.
Eli: (LAUGHS) HOW STUPID WOULD THAT BE!?
Chronoa: Yo mama so hairy bigfoot take pictures of her.
Bigfoot: (LAUGHS) Those were great!
We laughed!
Chronoa: Yo mama so fat in Pokemon her splash attack actually does damage.
Misty: (LAUGHS) THAT'S funny!
Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she studies for a drug test by taking all of the drugs.
Nico: NOw that would be stupid!
Chronoa: Yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck by clouds.
Lola: (LAUGHS) So funny!
Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly (chili) outside she and got a bowl.
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was stupid!
Ibuki: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS OF SHAME!
She insults Austin Cloquet: You are a weak carbon copy of Devlin Bowman from master of disguise.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah he sure is!
Me: What a moron!
Ibuki: Your mother was a failing thief and your father took lessons from Flip.
We laughed at that one!
Eli: (LAUGHS!)
Varie: (LAUGHS)
Ibuki: Auctioning a ruby in an indoor pool? What you can't afford something more akin to a volcano lair or even a blimp? Talk about hideout fail on your part.
We laughed at that one!
Kira Ford: (LAUGHS) So stupid!
Ibuki: You let one of your goons steal the ruby to give to Ortega Peru? How pathetic can you get?
Jared: (LAUGHS) What a moron!
Toph: HUMILIATION EARTHS STYLE: BOULDER ROCK LAND!
She threw a boulder at Austin's feet!
CRUNCH!
He screamed like a little girl!
Julie Makimoto: HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: BOULDER PICKAXE WHACK!
She hit Austin's head with a pickaxe made of stone which was shattered after hitting him!
CLANG! OOH! THAT'S GONNA HURT!
Chai Xianghua: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SEA URCHIN STING!
She threw sea urchins at Austin's butt
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Austin Cloquet: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!
It sent him flying onto a vat of live clams!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
Austin Cloquet: (SCREAMS) OW! OWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOOWWW!
Stocking Anarchy: This will fuck you up! HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: SPIDER PAINTING!
She painted Austin's face to look like spiders which caused Patrick to get a big rock to really hurt him.
Patrick: Spiders! Spiders! [picks up his rock, runs over to Austin, and smashes him repeatedly with the rock,] Spiders! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! [lifts rock and starts smashing Austin with it several times when the spiders don't wanna get him] Oh! Spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off! Get 'em off, off me! Off, off, off!
We were rolling on the ground and laughing hysterically!
Panty Anarchy: Hope you know a good fucking song! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LOBSTER IN YOUR PANTS!
She grabbed a lobster and shoved it down Austin's pants and the the lobster bit his crotch which caused Austin to scream like an opera singer.
We laughed hysterically at that and it was REALLY HILARIOUS!
Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: HONEY COVERAGE!
She covered Austin entirely with honey which caused to bees to attack.
Austin Cloquet: Aaaaahhhhh! Bees!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Hilda: (British Accent) HUMILIATION STICKY STYLE: STICKY BINOCULARS!
She put glue on binoculars and put them on Austin's eyes.
Rosemary (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: ARMPIT HAIR DEODORANT!
She used a hair growing deodorant on Austin's armpits which caused his armpits to grow long! r
Rosemary: hope you can find a barber that knows how to cut armpit hair.
We laughed hysterically!
Sage (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION COLOR STYLE: COLOR LASE!
She shoots a colorful laser to make Austin's skin colored like a rainbow!
Luan: Now that is Prismatic! (LAUGHS)
We laughed at her joke!
Parsley (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION STINK STYLE: DURIAN FRUIT BOMB!
She fired an explosive durian fruit which is the smelliest fruit in the world at Austin which made him smell like raw sewage on contact!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Me: Woowee! He's gonna be smelling that for a while!
Thyme (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PUPPET SHOW!
She dressed Austin as a princess and she performs a puppet show with a smelly sock as a puppet which at the end of the end of the show he kissed it!
We laughed hysterically and rolled on the floor!
Gwen: (LAUGHS) That was funny when that happened to Heather!
Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: MUSCLE SHOCK!
She put muscle stimulator on his body which shocks his body.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Perfuma: HUMILIATION COCONUT STYLE: BALL BUSTERS!
She fired a barrage of coconuts which hitAaustin's crotch square on with a sickening crunch!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
SICKENING CRUNCH!
Patrick: (LAUGHS) THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE CROTCH WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
Frosta: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY BIKINI!
She puts on a bikini made of ice on Austin
BONE-CHILLING COLD!
Sara Crewe: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BUBBLEGUM POP!
She blew a gigantic bubble from the bubblegum which she popped on Austin covering him with gum!
Nezuko Kamodo: NOW SAW YOU'RE SORRY! HUMULIATION COMEDY STYLE! SLAPPING FURY!
She slapped austin all over.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO HIM NEZUKO! OH YEAH! MAKE HIM REALLY FEEL IT! OH YEAH! YES YES YES!
Nezuko: Are you sorry yet?
Austin: I think I peed a little.
We laughed hysterically!
Hsien-Ko: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIANO DROP!
She dropped a giant piano on Austin!
KRASMAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHH!
AH MY FAVORITE NOTE! B-FLAT!
We laughed at that one!
Morrigan: (Scottish Accent) HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: LAXATIVE BEVERAGE!
She shoved laxative induced tea down Austin's throat which caused him to crap his pants!
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!
He had really explosive diarrhea!
We laughed REALLY HYSTERICALLY AT THAT!
Jinx (League of Legends: HAHAHAHA! This will be Funny! HUMILIATION EXPLOSIVE STYLE: EXPLODING CIGARS!
She put cigars in Austin's mouth lit them up and they the cigars explode!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was badly burned all over!
We laughed hysterically!
Me: The old exploding cigar trick. Always a classic!
Pinkie Pie: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLE INFESTATION!
She made pimples appear all over Austin's face!
She held out a mirror and he saw himself!
Austin Cloquet: OH MY GOD! I'M HIDEOUS!
Nico: Oh nice to meet you Hideous! I'm Nico!
We laughed hysterically at that one!
Princia Ramade: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: MOUSE TRAP PAIN!
She put Austin's hands on mouse traps which snapped on the hands!
SNAP SNAP!
OUCH!
We laughed at that one!
Lucy Liberty: HUMILIATION SLIP STYLE: SOAP SLIP!
She fired soapy water which Austin slipped on and landed face first!
SMASH! OUCH!
Sari: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCK SINK!
She electrified the kitchen sink which then Austin got shocked Home Alone style!
ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
His skeleton showed because of that!
Kei: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCH KNOB!
She placed austin's hands on a red-hot doorknob which burned his hand!
SSSIIIZZZZLLEEE!
Austin Cloquet: (SCREAMS IN PAIN)
He blew on his hand!
Yuri: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIP!
She made the floor slippery which made Austin slip all the way to a cabinet with paint cans which fell on him!
Austin Cloquet: WHOOOP! (SCREAMS) (Creak) UH OH!
CRASH!
He was a mess!
Tatsumaki: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: CONCRETE BAG WHACK!
She dropped concrete bags on Austin!
Austin Cloquet: Uh oh!
SMASH!
He was covered in concrete powder! OUCH!
Colette: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: STICKY AFTERSHAVE!
She made sticky aftershave which she placed on Austin's face and then placed his hands on it!
He got stuck big time!
Kale: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: SPANKING OF PAIN!
She spanked Austin all over!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Caulifla: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: HAIRY SOAP!
She placed hair growing soap all over him which caused hair to grow on Austin making him look like Bigfoot!
Jolyne Kujo: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: ZEBRA PAINT!
She painted austin to look like a zebra!
We laughed at that!
Ulala: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: SHINING NUDE LIGHT!
She shines a light that made Austin Cloquet nude!
Asuka Kazama: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DIRTY TEETH!
She brushed Austin's teeth with dirt on the toothbrush and made his teeth look like a hillbilly's!
Me: To quote a Hillbilly: WOOOOHOHOHOHO NELLIE!
Lili De Rochefort: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: DRAGON PAIN!
She shoved 20 dragon's breath peppers down Austin's mouth which caused fire to come out his mouth.
He screamed in pain!
Princess Allura (VLD): HUMILIATION BALL STYLE: BRASS BALLS!
She fired brass balls on Austin's face!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION SHAVE STYLE: SHAVING CHAOS!
She shaved hair off Austin's head!
BBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZ!
Grinch: Oh oh someone's looking (Singsong) fabulous!
We laughed hysterically at that one!
Kyoko: HUMILIATION CATAPULT STYLE: ROTTEN FOOD LANDING!
She fired rotten food on Austin!
KRASPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Misako: HUMILIATION WAX STYLE: WAXING PAIN!
She placed hot wax on Austin and then ripped it off him!
RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Austin: (IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN) EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUCCCCCH!
R. Mika: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: HUMAN PRETZEL OUCHIES!
She made Austin Cloquet into a human pretzel!
Menat: HUMILIATION WEDGIE STYLE: BUNGIE WEDGIE!
She attached a bungie cord to Austin's underwear then it wedgies him!
HOOOINNNGGGG!
Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: PAINFUL LAUGHTER!
They took turns slapping him, bonking him and poking his eyes out. Then covered him with nacho cheese, then covered him with honey and then feathered him making him look like a chicken and lastly they sent him flying into a vat of chocolate sauce!
KRASPLAT!
It was back in Gotham Royal York that he was hurled all the way to and the police came and arrested him!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND ROLLED ON THE FLOOR AND WE WERE REALLY LAUGHING SO HARD!
Me: Oh that was so funny!
?: I will make you all pay for what you did to Lord Frieza!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Nico: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Cui.
Suddenly, we saw a figure rushing towards us to kill us, it was none other than Cui, Frieza's loyal soldier.
Wile E. Coyote: About time he showed up. Now, here's our little surprise to welcome you.
Wile E. Coyote and Calamity Coyote threw two lit-up bombs, and they exploded as they hit Cui, and he crashed into the ground.
Nico: Nice shot, you two.
Vegeta: It's been a while, hasn't it, Cui?
Cui: You, you're going to pay for what you all did to Lord Frieza, especially you for what you did to me, Vegeta.
Suddenly, Cui saw all of the Saiyans that were killed by Frieza who've since been brought back to life, and this horrified him. But, before he was about to attack, Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote got in the way and were standing in front of him.
Wile E. Coyote: That's not going to happen, Cui. If we didn't have any other plans for you, we'd be free to kill you right where you stand.
Tech E. Coyote: But, that's not going to happen. Instead, we're going to really rough you up badly for everything you've done for serving Frieza, you freak.
Suddenly, the eyes of Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote turned neon blue and neon green, and they were surrounded by yellow, red, and green energy auras with rocks, Earth, explosives, gadgets, green lightning, green fire, coyotes, and stars, they unholstered their massive swords from their backs, and as they approach Cui, they left yellow, red, and green energy, rocks, Earth, explosives, gadgets, green lightning, green fire, coyotes, and stars with every step.
Wile E. Coyote: Frieza got exactly what he deserved for the crimes he'd committed against the entire universe, Cui.
Tech E. Coyote: And the same went with his loyal followers, and for what he did in wiping out the entire Saiyan race. And now, it's your turn to suffer, Cui. I hope you're ready for an eternity of pain and suffering.
Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote were surrounded by massive vortexes of yellow, red, and green vortexes with rocks, Earth, explosives, gadgets, green lightning, green fire, and stars surrounding it, there are three coyotes running around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are phoenixes of different colors. Then, as the vortexes faded, Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote emerged, but they were changed forever.
Wile E. Coyote grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has yellow highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck, he retains the yellow sclera of his eyes and red outline on his eyes, he has neon blue eyes and a yellow energy aura with Earth, rocks, fire, explosives, and coyotes surrounding him, he has a coyote with a stick of dynamite in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with brown gems on the gold rock-shaped links and brown crystal links and a green coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the yellow coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with yellow gems for eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest, he has on a pair of black pants, black leather knee-high combat boots, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is a phoenix, coyote, and the Warner Bros. logo with earth and fire surrounding them. Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive brown angel wings with yellow tips on the brown feathers, sprouted out from his now wider and more muscular back, and his brown-furred tail grew much bigger for his new body. Wile E. Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with gold gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote's Sword of The Legendary Looney Tunes and all of the swords he'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, earth, rocks, fire, explosives, and coyotes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Desert Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the silhouette of Wile E. Coyote etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold-colored coyote heads for the crossguard, large gold gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold-plated coyote heads with gold gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large brown gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with large brown gems on his wrists, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with gold gems for eyes and a large brown gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the phoenix and coyote that said, "Wile E. Coyote, Genius of The Legendary Looney Tunes, Ancestor of Tech E. Coyote, Mentor of Calamity Coyote, Teacher of Acme Looniversity, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Fire, Explosives, and Coyotes"
ワイリーE.コヨーテ、伝説のルーニーテューンズの天才、テックE.コヨーテの祖先、災難コヨーテのメンター、アクメルーニバーシティの教師、極度に邪悪な駆逐艦、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、そして地球、火、爆発物、コヨーテのマスター
Wile E. Coyote has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY COMEDIC EXPLOSIVE EARTH FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL OF EXPLOSIVE EARTH JUSTICE AND COMEDIC LOONEY TUNES JUSTICE!
Calamity Coyote grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild grey hair going down to the bottom of his neck, he has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with fire, explosives, gadgets, and coyotes surrounding him, he has a coyote with a stick of dynamite in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold flame-shaped links and red crystal links and a grey coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the grey coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with red gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest, he has on a pair of black pants, black leather knee-high combat boots, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is a phoenix, coyote, and the Warner Bros. logo with earth and fire surrounding them. Suddenly, Calamity Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive grey angel wings with red tips on the grey feathers, sprouted out from his now wider and more muscular back, and his grey-furred tail grew much bigger for his new body. Calamity Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Calamity Coyote's Sword of The Next Generations of Looney Tunes and all of the swords he'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, fire, explosives, and coyotes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Inheritor of Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with the silhouette of Wile E. Coyote etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red-colored coyote heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large red-colored coyote heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large grey gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on his wrists, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix and coyote that said, "Calamity Coyote, Genius of The Tiny Toons, Little Brother Figure of Tech E. Coyote, Student of Wile E. Coyote, Member of Buster's Gang, Smart Student of Acme Looniversity, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Explosives, Gadgets, and Coyotes"
災難コヨーテ、タイニートゥーンズの天才、テックE.コヨーテの弟フィギュア、ワイリーE.コヨーテの学生、バスターズギャングのメンバー、アクメルーニバーシティの賢い学生、極度に邪悪な破壊者、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして火、爆発物、ガジェット、コヨーテのマスター
Calamity Coyote's SUPER ANGEL-ACME NEW GEN KNIGHT ETERNITY INFINITY GADGET FIRESTORM EXPLOSIVE ANGEL OF FIRESTORM ACME JUSTICE AND COMEDIC FIRESTORM HILARITY!
And Tech E. Coyote grew from 6'11" to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he no longer has on his mask, and he has green highlights in the bangs of his full head of longer brown hair, he retains the yellow sclera and he has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with green lightning, green fire, coyotes, and stars surrounding him, he has a coyote with Fire, Lightning, and Stars in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links and a green coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the green coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, he has on a black tank top with a green phoenix on it, black pants with green accents, black leather knee-high combat boots, long long-sleeved trenchcoat with green lightning, green fire, coyotes, and stars on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a phoenix and coyote with green lightning, green fire, and stars surrounding them. Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive black angel wings with green tips on the black feathers grew much bigger for his new body, along with his brown-furred tail. Tech E. Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote's Sword of Neinilii and all the swords he'd gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, green fire, green lightning, coyotes, and stars, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Neinilii's Green Lightning Broadsword of Celestial Green Fire Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with Neinilii, the Navajo God of Rain, etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black steel coyote heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large black steel coyote heads with green gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large green gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on his wrists, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a green kanji below the phoenix and coyote that said, "Tech E. Coyote, Member and Genius of The Loonatics, Descendant of Wile E. Coyote, Older Brother Figure of Calamity Coyote, Hero of Acmetropolis, Destroyer of Acmetropolis' Most Dangerous Enemies, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Green Lightning, Green Fire, Stars, and Coyotes"
Tech E. Coyote、ルーナティクスのメンバーであり天才、ワイリーE.コヨーテの子孫、災難コヨーテの兄の姿、アクメトロポリスのヒーロー、アクメトロポリスの最も危険な敵の破壊者、非常に邪悪、混乱、殺人、冷酷、サディスティックバスターズ、アメージングでパワフルな教師のアメージングでパワフルな学生、そしてグリーンライトニング、グリーンファイア、スター、コヨーテのマスター
Tech E. Coyote's transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CELESTIAL GREEN FIRESTORM LIGHTNING ANGEL COYOTE OF GREEN ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL HOPE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote, but when Cui saw it, he fired an energy blast at the coyotes, but Wile, Calamity, and Tech block it, and they fired yellow, red, and green energy blasts with elemental forces and coyotes at Cui, and they exploded with incredible power as the blasts hit him, and he also got hit with a stick of dynamite Wile threw at him.
Buster Bunny: Whoa, this is incredible, Wile, Calamity, and Tech E. Coyote have transformed, this is really awesome.
Nico: Oh man, three against one. (Snickers) Cui's coyote meat if he tries to fight them now.
Wile E. Coyote: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Explosive Earth Coyote and Divine Comedic Justice) That's right, Nico, and that freak's not getting any mercy from any of us.
Tech E. Coyote: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Lighting Firestorm Green Coyote and Divine Celestial Hope) You said it. Alright, Cui, I hope you're ready to suffer.
Calamity Coyote: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Gadget Coyote and Divine Fiery Justice) Because, we're not going to show you any mercy at all, you freak.
We gasped at hearing Calamity talk for the first time.
Babs Bunny: Oh, no way, Calamity can now talk?! That's so amazing!
Shirley the Loon: Looks like he finally can, or some junk.
Fifi La Fume: (French Accent) Oui, that's truly amazing.
Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote went after Cui, and they fired powerful blasts of yellow energy, red energy, green energy, gadgets, fire, earth, rocks, lightning, stars, and explosives at him, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Tech summoned a whip made from black and green energy and he attacked Cui, lashing at him with the whip, and Cui felt all of the pain and suffering from it.
Tech E. Coyote: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celestial Lighting Firestorm Green Coyote and Divine Celestial Hope) I did say you were going to suffer badly, Cui, the whip I made was created from the anguish, pain, and suffering of all those your so-called lord had inflicted on so many innocent people!
Nico: Whoa, I never figured Tech was the vengeful type of person.
Ace Bunny: He's not, Nico. But, after everything we've heard about Frieza and those who served him with blind loyalty, I think Tech has every right to be pissed off at Frieza.
Me: And he's taking it out on Cui, yikes, I sure don't want to make that coyote really mad.
Tech then got out a bomb which he lit, and he threw it at Cui, and it exploded in his face, as he was covered in flames.
Luan: (Winces) Ooh, and he threw a bomb in his face. Yep, he's the descendant of Wile E. Coyote, alright.
Then, they tied Cui up in a yellow, red, and green energy straitjacket and Lincoln hit him with the Hinon's Vengeance Curse and they beamed him to The Masters of Evil's prison. We cheered wildly for what Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote did to Cui, as they holster their massive broadswords on their now wider and more muscular backs and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Wile E. Coyote, Calamity Coyote, and Tech E. Coyote are permanent.
Nico: Whoa, now that was one explosive battle you guys did, awesome job.
Wile E. Coyote: Thank you, Nico.
Calamity Coyote: And now, Cui's a part of the Masters of Evil, but they'll be keeping an eye on him.
Tech E. Coyote: Yep, because one double-cross, and Lincoln's curse will take his life and he'll be sent to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: You got that right, and you guys really put on a show with throwing explosives at Cui.
Bugs Bunny: It sure is, doc.
Eccentro: Man, this was a funny mission.
Whirlwind: Man, you said it!
Me: This will go down as one of the goofiest and funniest missions of all.
Vanitas: The Bioman weapons Nico and the others got really came in handy here.
Nico: They sure did.
Sabrina Lorelai: I'm really gonna love it here with you guys.
Sina Nicholaevna: Same with me.
Comic Book Guy: You girls won't regret it.
Atomic Skull: Let's go home and watch more Mr. Magoo.
Me: I agree.
Konan: (To the viewers) This was a really funny and goofy mission. Hope you all liked this one.
Nico: We all did. But great job everyone. Lets go home.
We went back home. And then we went to watch more of the movie and then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter was made in honor and memory of the late Leslie Nielsen and he was a really funny actor and did it all with crazy and funny shenanigans. I loved all his movies including Forbidden Planet, Airplane and Mr. Magoo and so many more. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the first treasure hunt, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Lok Lambert, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Mako Island and we're going to find an awesome treasure there. The Mako Island Mermaids are coming to help out too. And we're going to battle both Another Omnitrix Alien as well as Another Rider. We are also going to get revenge for Sabrina Lorelai as she destroys the evil cult leader that killed her family! SHE IS GOING TO MAKE THAT STUPID MONSTER PAY FOR HIS CRIMES AND MAKING HER AN ORPHAN! HE IS GOING TO GET THE BLACK GATES FOR EVERYTHING HE DID! Also the Another Omnitrix Alien is gonna be Another Heatblast and the next Another Rider will be for Kamen Rider Eternal for W. And we're also going to meet a gene-slammer for the Green Chromatic Dragon. Her name is Tammy Gregorian. Tammy is Nico's friend from Chemistry Class and she and Nico did all kinds of awesome chemical experiments. She also has Poison Gas powers and has the powers to poison people just by touching them and she also a deadly fighter too. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Arkhos in the world of Magic the Gathering, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Achelous from the Marvel comics. And they're going to meet a Living Tsunami Gene-Slammer named Eman Reynolds, she's one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Iran, and she's a really skilled and masterful water power master, she has cosmic hydrokinesis and she's also a really awesome and amazing swimmer. She defended Lincoln from the mean sisters at their worst. But there's one person that hates her with a massive fiery vengeance and because of him she lost everything: her psychotically jealous brother, Adam. He burned down her entire house and destroyed her car she got for being a straight A student. He is pure evil and hates everything! Next chapter is gonna be an island hopping adventure and that is gonna be where we go to another awesome mermaid island where we go find an awesome treasure. We're also going to battle the evil QUEEN NARISSA from the 2007 movie Enchanted! She and I have a terrible history together and she is gonna pay for everything she did.
See you all tomorrow!
