Get ready for a crazy adventure
Over at the Gotham Royal York Condiment Factory was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ripster, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Mara, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome and great rescue.
Qin: Never thought we would be here again.
Me: As long as Nico likes the cheese.
Nico: You know I do.
We laughed at that one.
Applejack: YEEHAW! I'm really excited about my big mission today.
Me: We all are Applejack.
Lola: We sure are and I can't wait to kick that Kyle Kid in the butt.
Me: Blitz said that he was looking forward to biting him on his butt with the force of a million bear traps.
John Bolton: You got that right.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, John.
John Bolton: Not a problem Nico and it's gonna be so awesome to rip some bad guys apart while we're here.
Laney: It sure is gonna be cool.
Qin: Yeah it is!
Mara: And I love a good battle with monsters.
Nico: John, Paradigm pretty much started the whole Gene Slammers term.
John Bolton: Yeah he sure did and he stole so many people of their humanity.
Me: He was really playing with fire when he was doing all that. So were his brothers Roland and Arthur.
Qin: Yeah Roland turned me into a Komodo Dragon.
Mara: Did he really?
Qin: He sure did.
Me: But you don't have to worry about them anymore. We did banish them to the Warp forever.
Kora Lexxington: What they were doing was completely unforgivable.
John Bolton: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah but they will return one day and we'll be ready for them.
Eli: We sure will.
John Bolton: And if they do we'll definitely be ready for them.
Nico: And we gave you your humanity back.
Maria: And yet, you and Stacy are the only ones of your siblings with archenemies.
John Bolton: I know but someday we will give them archenemies.
Nico: Yeah we sure will.
Me: Yep.
My Wrist Computer went off.
Me: Uh oh.
Then a portal opened up over a vat of coconut curry sauce and then we heard a scream and we saw a girl fall through the portal and then…
KRASPLORRFFF!
She fell right into the vat with a huge splash and it splattered sauce all over the place.
Me: WHOA MAN!
May: Lets help her out of there!
Me and May went over and got the girl out of there and brought her over.
Girl: Oh man! I am a mess!
Me: (Licks Fingers) Yummy. Coconut Curry sauce.
May: (Licks fingers) Tasty.
Maria: Lets get you cleaned up.
Maria fired water and washed her off and it was Marion from High School DXD!
Me: Marion from Riser Phenex's Peerage!
Marion: That's right.
Maria gave her a towel and dried her off.
Marion: Thank you. Wow! You're Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What an honor.
May: You too Marion.
Nico: Then that must mean that Riser Phenex is coming.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Where are your friends?
Marion: I don't know. I somehow wound up here. (GASP) Riser! He did this! He sent us here.
Me: He will pay. That means they should be coming here. You wound up in a Condiment Factory here on Earth. You fell into a vat full of Coconut Curry Sauce.
Marion: Wow. But thank you for helping me.
Me: No problem.
Then my Wrist Computer beeped and another portal appeared over a vat full of horseradish sauce and then out came Xuelan and she fell right into it.
KRASPLORFFF!
She splattered sauce all over as she fell into it and me and Eli went over and helped her out and brought her over..
Xuelan: OH YUCK!
Me: I don't really like horseradish sauce.
Nico: You okay?
Xuelan: I'll be okay.
Maria washed her off and gave her a towel.
Xuelan: Thanks. Wow you're Team Loud Phoenix Storm! I heard a lot about you.
Me: Awesome to meet you Xuelan.
Marion: You are here on Earth now with them.
Xuelan: Riser! He betrayed us.
Me: And he will pay.
Then my wrist computer beeped and then a portal formed over a vat of relish and then out came Isabela and she landed into it!
KRASPLORFFF!
She splattered relish all over and me and Varie flew over and helped her out.
Me: You all right?
Isabela: Really covered in stuff.
Me: It's pickle relish. I don't like pickles that much.
Maria washed her off too.
Nico: How many is that so far?
Isabela: There's 14 of us.
Me: You're number 3.
Isabela: Thanks for saving me.
Me: Marion and Xuelan are here too.
Isabela: Wow.
Then my wrist computer beeped again and then a portal opened up over a vat of hot mustard! Out of it came Bülent and she landed right in it!
KRASPLORFFF!
She splattered hot mustard all over the place! Me and Laney got her out and she was in pain from the sauce burning her eyes!
Bülent: My eyes!
Me: (Licks the hot mustard) WHEW! Spicy!
Maria washed her off.
Maria: Hold still. It's in your eyes.
She got her eyes cleaned.
Maria: Are you okay?
Bülent: I think so. I can't see though. Who are you?
Varie: We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Bülent: Wow it's an honor.
Me: Marion, Isabela and Xuelan are here too.
Bülent: Wow! But thank you.
?: HELP!
Nico: Uh oh!
We saw a giant beehive!?
Me: A Giant Beehive?
Qin: With no bees!
Me and Qin went over and inside it we saw Siris sinking in honey!
Me: Whoa!
Qin: A honey pit? Whoa!
Siris: Don't just stand there!
Me and Qin got her out and brought her over.
I licked the honey off my fingers.
Me: (Slurps) Mmm Goldenrod Honey. Best kind.
Nico: You okay?
Siris: Thanks to you guys. No thanks to Riser.
Me: He will pay for this. He gives Phoenixes everywhere a bad name.
John Bolton: That's for sure.
Siris: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What an honor.
Qin: Same here.
Then numerous portals appeared and they were over several vats! They were filled with Mayonnaise, Nacho Cheese Sauce, Hot Sauce, Mustard, Ketchup, Barbecue Sauce and ranch dressing and out came Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Shuriya and Mira and they all landed in said sauce vats!
MEGA KRASPLORFFF!
WHAT A MESS!
We all went and got them out of the vats and Mihae was in pain because her eyes were burning from the hot sauce and we washed them off.
Maria: Boy you girls are a mess.
Isabela: But we're safe thanks to you guys.
Yubelluna: Yeah thank you.
Mihae: Thank you guys.
Ile: Riser betrayed us. He said our usefulness has ended.
Qin: What a jerk!
Nico: Is that all of them?
Marion: Yeah it is.
Qin: Good.
Then I sensed a powerful energy and intense fire was burning in another room and then in came RISER PHENEX!
Riser Phenex is the main antagonist of the second volume of the light novel series High School DxD and the main antagonist of the second half of the first season of the anime adaptation.
He is the third son of the Phenex family and is the ex-fiancée of Rias Gremory in an attempt to restore the numbers of pure-blooded devils. He is also a formerly love rival of Issei Hyoudou. As a member of the House of Phenex, he has inherited the powers of the immortal bird, Phoenix, granting him immortality and instant regeneration. His all-female peerage consists of 14 members.
He was voiced by Takehito Koyasu in the Japanese version of the anime, and Christopher Corey Smith in the English dubbed version, the former of whom also voices Luke Valentine in Hellsing whilst the latter also voiced Thales in Fire Emblem: Three Houses and Malak in Dark Deception.
Riser is the third (and youngest) son of the Phenex Family and the second-youngest sibling in the family, behind his sister Ravel. At some point before the start of the series, his family set up an arranged marriage between him and Rias (with her family's approval, as well) in an attempt to unite the two families and to preserve the bloodline of Pure-Blooded Devils.
Riser made his first appearance in Volume 2 as Rias' fiancée. He came to the Occult Research Club, intending to take Rias back with him into the Underworld to get married with her which was refused by Rias. He then agrees to face Rias in a Rating Game under the condition if Riser wins, Rias has to marry him immediately while if Rias wins, their engagement will become invalid. During the Rating Game, Riser went to battle Rias while having his peerage deal with Rias' peerage. Riser manages to win his Rating Game against Rias after his Queen, Yubelluna, defeated all of her peerage except for Asia and Issei (the latter who has reached his body's limit), allowing Riser to beat Issei to near-death and forcing Rias to resign. During his engagement party with Rias in the Underworld, he faces Issei in a one-on-one fight with Rias' engagement on the line but loses due to Issei's strategy: namely using his new Dragon arm to splash Riser with a flask of boosted holy water.
Later, after his defeat by the hands of Issei, Riser fell into a slump following his defeat, not moving out of his house after the loss. It is also explained that Riser developed a fear of Dragons as a result of losing to Issei and he became traumatized, upon seeing Issei and Dragons he would quake in fear. Riser is also shown to be a pervert, not only purposely creating an all-female peerage, but also his desire to see Rias and Akeno's breast partially being what brings him out of his slump. After recovering from his trauma, Riser seems to have reformed from his old ways, showing a degree of respect for his former combatants, especially Issei. For example, in Volume 10, he gives Rias and her peerage advice on Rating Games prior to her match against Sairaorg, and in Volume 12, he gives his condolences to Ravel and Rias after Issei's supposed death.
Me: Riser Phenex I presume?
Riser Phenex: The famous J.D. Knudson. I see you met my girls.
Me: YOUR Girls? They are not your girls anymore! You betrayed them by trying to drown them in sauces here!
Nico: You don't deserve anything after you tried to kill them!
Me: They deserve someone better after you tried to kill them! Like me. Also you are not worthy of love! In all honesty I don't know what Rias Gremory ever saw in you when you were going to try and marry her! All you know is hatred!
Riser Phenex: Who do you think you are, Knudson? You're nothing compared to Riser, you understand?! Nothing! I am a Phenex nobleman. The flame of the immortal bird burns within me! The hellfire of my clan will scorch you to death!
Me: Shut your fucking mouth!
Riser then exploded into a massive wall of fire!
Then I turned the area into the desert mountain planet COUGAHARA!
Located in the Unknown Zone, Cougahara is a jagged mountain world home to mountains of incredible heights. The mountains are home to lots of mountain lions and other creatures.
Me: You are a monster Riser. Now it's time to extinguish your flames forever!
Kaito: (takes out Zyuogher gear) They never yours to begin with!
Zocks: (takes out Ninninger gear) Now, you're gonna pay.
Kaito got a Zyuohger Sword and Zocks got a Ninninger Sword.
Nico: Nice!
Me: I'll have some fun with him first.
I then went Super Angel Eternal Celestial Xelnaga!
Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Eternal Friendship, Hope, Love, Justice and Valor) You give all phoenixes everywhere a really bad name! Now I'm going to extinguish you.
I flew at him and punched him in the face with devastating force and he spread wings of fire and we flew into the air and I kicked him in the face and smashed him all over and then I fired waves of water and blasted him all over and steam came off him.
Massive fiery explosions were going off all over the place with incredible force and power.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over!
Sougo: (takes out Zero Two Ridewatch) You're nothing more then an abusive boyfriend!
Geiz: (takes out Ibuki Ridewatch One that needs to be taught a lesson!
Armor Time! (Orchestral fanfare mixed with Onteki whistling) Ibuki! (trumpet riff)
Sougo got Zero Two Armor while Geiz got Ibuki Armor.
They transformed and were ready.
I kicked him and slashed him on his face and kicked him in the face again.
Me: That's for Rias!
Twilight Sparkle: I have a feeling this is gonna be awesome.
Then na white light appeared in front of Twilight and it landed in her hands and it was a Wizard Grand Zi-O Ridewatch!
Nico: WHOA!
Twilight Sparkle: My own Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!
She activated it!
Twilight Sparkle: HENSHIN!
She had the forms of Wizard and the Wizard Rideres appear and she donned awesome new purple armor imbued with the powers of Wizard and she had 10 rings on each of her fingers. She had become KAMEN RIDER GRAND WIZARD ZI-O!
Nico: WHOA!
May: Twilight you look awesome!
Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess of Elemental Magic who reaches over the forces of Magic and Mana over the powers of nature and friendship. Her name is Grand Wizard Zi-O! We are now entering another new page of history itself!
Nico: WHOA!
Haruto: NICE!
Maria: You're screwed now, asshole!
Twilight flew up to Riser and she activated the rings of Infinity and Kaos and she fired waves of solar fire and obliterated Riser in an instant and destroyed him completely to the point were not even an atom is left!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: WHOA! Twilight you were awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks J.D. You like it?
Me: Boy I sure do! You look awesome as a Grand Zi-O Rider.
We landed and I powered down.
Nicole banished Riser to the Black Gates forever.
Qin: Good riddance.
We were back in the Condiment Factory.
Me: We're not done yet though.
Marion: But you saved us J.D.
They then jumped onto me and kissed me all over and when it was done I had lipstick marks all over my face and I laughed goofily as steam shot out of my ears.
Everyone laughed at that one.
Nico: (Laughs) So funny.
I got up and shook my head.
Me: So awesome.
Nico: Let's get back to the factory. We're not done yet.
Me: We're already in the factory.
Nico: Sorry.
Then Eli sensed something and then out came a black version of Kickin Hawk! It was ANOTHER KICKIN HAWK!
Me: Whoa! Another Kickin Hawk!
Nico: This one is gonna be awesome.
Another Kickin Hawk: (Southern Accent) Awesome to see y'all again J.D.
Me: Helen James! Awesome to see you too.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I do. Helen is a girl that is A human girl who's actually from another planet. Unfortunately she is the last of her kind
Everyone gasped.
Nico: What happened?
Me: Well believe it or not She is actually a Thalionian.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: But she is not like the rest of her people or Brightburn. She is one of the Black Sheep among them and she hates the way her people were, especially when Brightburn was terrorizing the world.
Another Kickin Hawk: That's right. I never liked my people because of their evil ways.
Nico: Thank goodness you are the exception. My race the Saiyans and the Thalionians were in constant wars with one another.
Another Kickin Hawk: I know and I heard.
Maria: If Swartz promised you anything, we can grant it instead.
Me: Did he promise you anything?
Another Kickin Hawk: Just to revive my people but I turned down that offer in second because of the terrible atrocities that they did.
Me: That's good you did. Nico here has a terrible history with the Thalionians, specifically with Brandon Breyer, A.K.A. Brightburn.
Another Kickin Hawk: Yes I've heard about that and that monster is a disgrace.
Nico: You'll get no argument from me on that one.
Me: Yeah. Lets get it on! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico: (gets out David Cain's Ridewatch) But I'm guessing you turned into this anyway, right?
Another Kickin Hawk: I sure did.
Me: Well we're going to have to defeat you to get you back to normal.
Another Kickin Hawk: Yeah.
Nico: All right then. (Activate's David Cain's Ridewatch)
(CAN YOU HEAR ME BY MIKE AND THE MECHANICS PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ROCKS AND SHURIKEN SWIRL AROUND HIM)
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect from up here
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Swear allegiance to the flag
Whatever flag they offer
Never hint at what you really feel
Teach the children quietly
For some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me running (can you hear me calling you?)
(Can you hear me) hear me calling you?
(Can you hear me running) hear me running babe?
(Can you hear me running) hear me running?
Calling you, calling you
He danced and fired waves of rock and shuriken and smashed Another Kickin Hawk all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Brittney: I got one. (Activates Rex Goodwin's Ridewatch)
(IT'S TERROR TIME AGAIN BY SKYCYCLE PLAYS)
Brittney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS PURPLE FLAMES SWIRL AROUND HER)
You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl
And
It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part
'Cause
It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time?
And...
It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time
She danced and fired waves of purple flames and they formed into condors and they hit Another Kickin Hawk all over.
Applejack: Hey I got one! (Activate's Vreedle Brothers Ridewatch)
(AIN'T GOING DOWN TILL THE SUN COMES UP BY GARTH BROOKS PLAYS)
Applejack: (SINDS DIVINELY AS EARTH, ROCK, CRYSTAL AND APPLES SWIRL AROUND HER)
Six o'clock on Friday evening
Momma doesn' t know she's leaving
'Til she hears the screen door slamming
Rubber squealin' gears a jamming
Local country station just a blaring on the radio
Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo
Momma's on the front porch screamin' out her warning
Girl you better get your red head
Back in bed before the morning
Nine o'clock the show is ending
But the fun is just beginning
She knows he's anticipating
But she's gonna keep him waiting
Grab a bite to eat
And then they're heading to the honkey tonk
But loud crowds and line dancing
Just ain't what they really want
Drive out to the boondocks and park down by the creek
And where it's George Strait 'til real late
And dancing cheek to cheek
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
Ten 'til twelve is wine and dancing
Midnight starts the hard romancing
One o'clock that truck is rocking
Two is coming, still no stopping
Break to check the clock at three
They're right on where they want to be
Four o'clock get up and going
Five o'clock that rooster's crowing
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
Six o'clock on Saturday
Her folks don't know he's on his way
The stalls are clean, the horses fed
They say she's grounded 'til she's dead
Well here he comes around the bend
Slowing down, she's jumping in
Hey mom, you're daughter's gone
And there they go again
Ain't going down 'til the sun comes up
Ain't givin' in 'til they get enough
Going 'round the world in a pickup truck
Ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up
She danced and fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed Another Kickin Hawk all over.
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Nico: Fitting since today is your mission.
Applejack: That is true there.
Another Kickin Hawk: And it was great. I love Garth Brooks.
Me: He made Country Western Music popular.
Qin: He sure did.
Me: Yeah that's true.
Lily: Now watch this one. Me and SpongeBob sang this one. (Activates Naked Krabs Ridewatch)
(SWEET VICTORY BY DAVID GLEN EISLEY AND BOB KULICK PLAYS)
Lily: (SINGING DIVINELY AS KRABBY PATTIES AND CHUM SWIRLS AROUND HER)
The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will
Don't ever look back
On the world closing in
Be on the only attack
With your wings on the wind
Oh, the games will begin
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And the one who's last to fall
The winner takes all, yeah
You don't win no silver
Oh, you only lose the gold
You push with a fever
For your time keeps tolling on
Against all the odds
Against all your pain
Your back's on the wall
With no one to blame
Wild hearts won't be tamed
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, oh
It's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory
And the one who's last to fall
Oh, the winner takes all, yeah
Take it
And the one who's last to fall
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
It's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And the one who's last to fall
The winner takes all
Lily danced and fired waves of Krabby Patties and Chum and smashed Another Kickin Hawk all over with them.
Qin: That was great Lily!
Mara: Way to go! Did you really sing that song with SpongeBob?
Lily: I sure did. It was actually here on Land where Luna had us come help out for her band because a rival had asked her and her band to volunteer at a huge superbowl style event.
Nico: Wow!
May: Were you there too, Maria?
Maria: You bet I was. In fact we all were.
Me: It was for an NFL Football Game Halftime Show.
Nico: COOL!
Qin: Wow!
Camie: That is cool!
John Bolton: Wow it sure is!
Me: Yep.
Maria: Except for Nico.
Me: Yeah you should have seen it Nico. It was awesome.
Nico: I'll have to hear about it later.
Another Kickin Hawk: I agree too. Watch this one.
She fired a huge egg from her butt and we dodged it and it splattered all over the wall!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: That is a powerful egg cannon!
Crag: It sure is!
Me: 2 can play that. (Activates Ovulator's Ridewatch) Nico hold me like a gun.
Nico: Oh I get it.
He picked me up and pointed my butt at her.
Me: Here we go! (Activate's the Ridewatch)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
I fired huge eggs and splattered them all over Another Kickin Hawk!
Maria: Just like Angry Birds!
Nico: Yeah it is!
Me: Except instead of a slingshot we are using my butt.
Qin: Yeah but that's cool!
But then a massive wave of water appeared out of nowhere and riding on it was an ORCA MEGA FORTRESS OF DARKNESS!
Nico: Whoa! An Orca Mega Fortress of Darkness!
Orca Mega Fortress of Darkness: (In a Girls Voice) I got this one!
Nico: Tabitha Sells!? Wow!
She landed on the Another Kickin Hawk and mashed her and knocked her down and I caught the Ridewatch and Purified it. Then Tabitha reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and had the kanji for Whale in the middle of her forehead.
Nico: Awesome to see you again.
Tabitha Sells: Same to you Nico.
I went over and picked up Helen and she was a girl with black hair and had blue eyes and red clothes.
Me: Helen are you okay?
Helen James: (Groans) My head feels like it was run over by the Santa Fe railroad.
Me: At least you're back to normal.
Nico: That was so awesome though.
Ripster: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Tabitha Sells: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico went on a treasure hunt down to the bottom of the Atlantic and we found the treasure of the Ivory Web and brought it up to the surface for everyone to see.
Me: Whoa! The Ivory Web was one of the most notorious wrecks ever. Over 250 years ago, the infamous pirate Black Jack Lee stole treasure that rightfully belonged to England. And he vowed this: In life or death, no one shall have what is Black Jack Lee's.
Qin: Whoa! That is crazy!
Me: Big time. But Nico and Tabitha defied the impossible.
Nico: We sure did. Tabitha has the power to breathe underwater.
Eli: Wow!
Nico: And we got the treasure out of there before the ship was lost forever in the gorge.
Varie: That's incredible.
Nico and Tabitha then hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Tabitha.
Tabitha Sells: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: That was so awesome.
Marion: Yeah it sure was.
Siris: I hope Helen doesn't smell like man-eggs.
We laughed at that one.
Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny. But yeah.
Nico: Out of all the things Swartz promised, reviving Helen's people is something I'm glad was a lie.
Helen James: Same here.
Qin: After everything that that the Thalionians did I'm glad they were destroyed.
Tsuyu: Good riddance.
Sirius: Yeah those monsters had it coming too.
Varie: No kidding there.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, and Thetis are heading to Elementa, a planet in the Omega Quadrant made of the elemental lands of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual, and Cosmic, and a planet that Lincoln's Ebonwu counterpart knew eons ago, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we got word that Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are here.
Me: Whoa, this is one awesome looking planet.
Nico: Yeah, this planet is made of the elemental lands of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual, and Cosmic.
Lincoln: You said it. Hey, Ebonwu Me, do you know what this planet is?
Lincoln 2: (Through the Third Eye Rainbow Iris and Rainbow Thunderbird) Indeed I do, Lincoln, this is the planet Elementa, it's a planet that's located in the Omega Quadrant, and this planet is made of the elemental lands of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual, and Cosmic, and I've known this planet for eons. In fact, I came here and put an end to a war that's raged for eons, and I killed those responsible for starting this conflict.
Me: Whoa!
Lincoln: That's really awesome, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we got word that Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are here.
Nico: That's right, big guy. So, that's why none of The Masters of Evil couldn't find them, they fled from Earth and came here. Walter White's looking at getting Eternity in The Uranus Prison for this. You might call me crazy, but I feel bad for Jesse Pinkman.
Lincoln: You're not the only one, Nico. I looked at his history even more, and I found out he's been put through Hell. So, instead of prison, we'll sign him up for therapy sessions after he and Walter are defeated. And thanks for joining us, Thetis.
Thetis: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Just then, we saw people living there, and they had angel wings, hair, eyes, and clothes matching the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Astral/Spiritual, and Cosmic, and we were amazed.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, and that drug lord is going to kill them.
Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, and that drug lord is going to kill them.
?: (Girl's voice) (Chinese Accent) That heartless drug lord, let's get him!
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Paleozoic Anomalocaris, appear before us.
Nico: Whoa, that's the Duel Monster, Paleozoic Anomalocaris, awesome.
Lincoln: And I'd recognize that Chinese Accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Ramona Kǒnglóngké, but we'll talk later, we got a drug lord to send to prison for good.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, and that allowed the seventeen girls to get to safety inside of an energy barrier, just in case Walter White gets out his gun to start shooting. When Walter White saw us, he was really enraged, but Jesse Pinkman had some hope when he saw us.
Walter White: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, here?! Just when we were safe from those stupid cops!
Lincoln: Even if the cops couldn't get you, we still did, Walter White. Your drug dealing and killing days are finally over.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Thetis, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli also transformed, and we went after Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, we cuffed and tied Walter White up in a rainbow straitjacket and threw him in a police wagon, where he was taken away to prison, and as for Jesse Pinkman, we had him signed up for therapy sessions and he was going to need a lot of help after the hell he went through thanks to Walter White. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's it for that miserable drug lord and he's never getting out of prison again. (To Ramona Kǒnglóngké) And it's so good to see you again, Ramona Kǒnglóngké.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing deep blue hair tied in a ponytail, deep blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful deep blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Paleozoic Anomalocaris, and she's dressed in a sleeveless deep blue jersey top, deep blue gym shorts, black socks, deep blue sneakers, and long sleeveless deep blue trenchcoat with sea creatures and water waves on the coattails, and Paleozoic Anomalocaris on the back, and holstered on her back a large Paleozoic Anomalocaris-themed greatsword with Paleozoic Anomalocaris etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged deep blue blade, deep blue angel wings for the crossguard, large deep blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large deep blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Ramona Kǒnglóngké and they hugged, and Ramona Kǒnglóngké was very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his four sets of massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars in the feathers and rainbow tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were thirteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and four sets of massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Ramona Kǒnglóngké, she's not only my Guardian Angel from China, but she's also my classmate in sports, she's one of the fastest swimmers and one of the strongest wrestlers ever. Her last name, Kǒnglóngké, means Dino Shell in Chinese.
Me: Whoa, now that's really awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, and Ramona was the one who taught me how to wrestle and she taught me every wrestling move and she even taught me how to use the Kinniku Buster.
We gasped, including Jacqueline McMadd.
Nico: Whoa.
Lincoln: Yep, and I made a variation of The Kinniku Buster, and I dubbed it The Loud Buster, which in addition to landing critical hits on the arms and legs, it also deals a devastating blow to the spine.
Eli: That's brutal.
Lincoln: That's right. Plus, we would often swim in our wrestling outfits, and she also kissed me when we were underwater.
Me: Now, that's really romantic.
Lincoln: And there's a reason why Lynn's not here: Ramona really hates Lynn with a burning passion.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: Good thing she wasn't with us, because if Ramona saw her, it's going to get ugly.
Lincoln: Big time.
R. Mika: And there's also another little surprise, it turns out that Ramona happens to be my cousin.
Lincoln's jaw dropped to the floor at the revelation.
Lincoln: What?! You girls are cousins?! Wait a second, that explains the wrestling talent, but this is quite a revelation.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) Yep, and when I found out R. Mika is part of your harem, I was so surprised and happy for her.
Lincoln: She's not the only one, her tag team partner, Yamato Nadeshiko, is also part of my harem, and now, you are too, Ramona.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Ramona Kǒnglóngké's neck with deep blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and deep blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
R. Mika: Alright, now you too are part of Linky's harem, cousin.
Yamato Nadeshiko: This is going to be awesome having you here again, Ramona.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ramona's waist and Ramona wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seventeen girls are Lyn Blake, Charlotte Grace, Fram Berge, Lumie Miratisa, Zaira, Mei Ling Qiao, Lairei Yen, Solphi Lebenheit, Rosanna Devicci, Bianca Devicci, Helga Schmitt, Vanessa Thérèse Alderune, Alev Valkarios, Olivia Pavlichenko, Baretta, Astrid Remond, and Nine from Lord of Heroes.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Lyn Blake, Charlotte Grace, Fram Berge, Lumie Miratisa, Zaira, Mei Ling Qiao, Lairei Yen, Solphi Lebenheit, Rosanna Devicci, Bianca Devicci, Helga Schmitt, Vanessa Thérèse Alderune, Alev Valkarios, Olivia Pavlichenko, Baretta, Astrid Remond, and Nine from Lord of Heroes.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Lyn Blake: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Lyn Blake and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, four sets of massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings with stars and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long glowing neon orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them and they had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Lyn Blake: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Lyn Blake: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lyn Blake, Charlotte Grace, Fram Berge, Lumie Miratisa, Zaira, Mei Ling Qiao, Lairei Yen, Solphi Lebenheit, Rosanna Devicci, Bianca Devicci, Helga Schmitt, Vanessa Thérèse Alderune, Alev Valkarios, Olivia Pavlichenko, Baretta, Astrid Remond, and Nine with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, who were on the Planet Elementa.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in putting Walter White in cuffs and in a rainbow energy straitjacket and carted him off to prison and offering Jesse Pinkman some therapy sessions, everyone cheered for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Ramona Kǒnglóngké have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
As for Walter White, he was convicted and found guilty for his crimes relating to distributing his lethal drug and the murders of all those in his way, and he was then sentenced to Eternity In The Uranus Prison for Dangerous Offenders. But, his prison stay would soon be cut short, not long after he was thrown in prison, he was beaten to death by many of the prisoners there. It turns out that some of the prisoners there had some relatives that fell victim to his meth, his body was then incinerated and his ashes were tossed into the Sun, and his spirit was erased by The Black Gates forever.
Me: Good riddance to that drug lord.
Nico: Still, I didn't know Walter White had that many enemies.
Lincoln: And in the end, it finally got him killed. At least Jesse will have a fresh start now that Walter is now a forgotten memory.
Nico: You said it, big guy.
Later on, we're now planning on going on some recruiting missions, and Ets, Drakus, and Ed Cowart had handed us lists on who to recruit for Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil.
Ets' List - Geiru Toneido from Ace Attorney, G-Lo, Miss Heed, Black Hat, Dr. Flug, Demencia, and 5.0.5. from Villainous, Verosika Mayday, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona from Helluva Boss. G-Lo and the I.M.P. are going to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Black Hat and his crew, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed and Verosika Mayda should join the Masters of Evil.
Drakus' List - Jim from Winx Club, Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, and Nifty from Hazbin Hotel, Spear from Akame Ga Kill, Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Nagisa Shingetsu, and Monaca Towa from Danganronpa. Charlie Morningstar and her Hazbin Hotel staff, and Spear should join Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Jim and the Warriors of Hope should join the Masters of Evil.
Ed Cowart's List - Casshern, Luna Kozuki, and Friender the Robot Dog from Shinzō Ningen Casshern, Takeshi Yoroi A.K.A. Hurricane Polymar from Polymar, Barry Gallagher A.K.A Tekkaman from Tekkaman: The Space Knight, Gan Takada A.K.A. Yatterman-1 from Yatterman and Ai Kaminari A.K.A Yatterman-2 from Yatterman (1977) and Gold Lightan from Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada and Ai Kaminari and also Gold Lightan should all join Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
We were stunned at the lists of recruits.
Me: Wow, that a lot of recruits you guys came up with.
Nico: You said it, this should be a good recruitment mission.
Ets: Thanks, guys. Now, we'll divide into groups. Sherlock Hound, you head to Pentagram City and recruit G-Lo, the I.M.P. Organization, Charlie Morningstar and her Hazbin Hotel staff to Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji are also coming with you to help recruit Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew to The Masters of Evil.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Of course, and the reason why you also asked Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji to also join in to not only help in recruiting Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew to The Masters of Evil, you also want us to take down the other Overlords in Pentagram City there. Don't worry, none of them will be standing for much longer.
Ed Cowart: Alright. Lincoln, you and your sisters head to Japan and recruit Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari and Gold Lightan into Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: On it, Ed. This is going to be awesome.
Drakus: J.D., Nico, Eli, you guys head down to Alfea and recruit Spear, Jim, and The Warriors of Hope into The Masters of Evil.
Nico: We're on it, Drakus.
We were then off on our recruiting assignments: Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, and Muzan Kibutsuji went through a portal that Sherlock Hound opened with his massive large broadsword and they arrive in Pentagram City, where it's inhabited by demons of all kinds.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Strangely enough, this place seems like any other city. But, this place is inhabited by demons of all kinds.
Ardyn Izunia: And located here in the Ring of Pride in Hell, quite interesting.
Muzan Kibutsuji: Yes, and from what I heard, there's also the turf wars here. We better be on guard now.
Sherlock Hound still has his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound unholstered from his wider and more muscular back, Ardyn Izunia has out his sword, and Muzan Kibutsuji has his claws out.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Ah, here's our first stop: The Hazbin Hotel, and from what Ets had gathered, one of the staff members there is Alastor, The Radio Demon, and he's one of the most powerful Overlords of Hell.
Sparda: (Through The Red Jewel) Yes, he emerged decades ago and began toppling other Overlords, he's an extremely powerful demon, but unlike the other demons here, he stands out from many of the more chaotic residents of hell for his well maintained amiable persona and has good mannerisms and is a man of duality and he values good manners, affability and intelligence very highly in others. But, he doesn't hesitate to use physical violence if anyone crosses him.
Muzan Kibutsuji: This is quite interesting. Now then, shall we?
Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, and Muzan Kibutsuji head into The Hazbin Hotel, and they're met by Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, and Nifty, along with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.
Charlie Morningstar: Oh, hello, are you here for a reservation?
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Not exactly. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Sherlock Hound, I'm a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Vaggie: What, you're from Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Yes, I am. The man in dark clothing is Ardyn Izunia, and the other man with me is Muzan Kibutsuji, they're members of The Masters of Evil. We're here to recruit you all into Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Alastor: Hmm, joining all of you and causing some delightful carnage to villains, this should be quite fun. Very well, you have a deal.
Loona: Word in Hell is you guys also have some advanced technology and weapons. Do you have a cure for...?
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Of course.
Sherlock Hound got out a syringe filled with the cure for her syphilis. She injected it into her, and it worked and cured her of her syphilis.
Ardyn Izunia: Now, we should head out and recruit Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew to The Masters of Evil.
Muzan Kibutsuji: And if any demon gets in our way, they won't last for long.
Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, Muzan Kibutsuji, Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, Nifty, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona head out to where Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew are at, and they've been cornered by the other Overlords.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) How perfect, looks like we don't have to go after the other Overlords later. Now, to take care of them for good.
Sherlock Hound summoned a barrage of broadswords made of dark energy, and he sent them after the other Overlords and all of them were skewered and killed, and their souls were erased forever by The Black Gates. Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew saw who it was that saved them from the other Overlords, and Sherlock Hound offered them a deal to join The Masters of Evil, and they accepted.
Black Hat: Very well, you have a deal.
Muzan Kibutsuji and Ardyn Izunia beamed them to The Masters of Evil's HQ.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Ets, it's done, we've recruited Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, Nifty, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona into Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Verosika Mayday, Geiru Toneido, Miss Heed, and Black Hat and his crew have been recruited into The Masters of Evil.
Ets: Excellent job, Sherlock Hound, and you also killed the other Overlords of Hell as well, nice one.
Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, Muzan Kibutsuji, Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, Nifty, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona head back to The World Tree Estate, and the new recruits are going to enjoy being with us.
Meanwhile, Lincoln and his sisters had arrived in Japan to recruit Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan.
Lincoln: Looks like we've made it to Japan. Now, to find Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan.
Lori: Luckily, Lynn's with us, I so don't want to find out if Ramona still wants Lynn's head on a pike for what she did to you years ago, Linc.
Lynn: Actually, Ramona found out from Lincoln that he personally got rid of Dark Lynn and sent her to The Black Gates, so we're good. But, she's still going to tell everyone of what I did years ago to Lincoln.
Luan: Yeah, J.D., Nico, and Eli better brace themselves, because when Ramona tells them of what you did, they're going to be shocked.
Luna: They've already been shocked by all of the other nasty things Lynn's done to our bro in the past, dude, but what Ramona's going to tell later, is going to take the cake.
Lincoln: We'll worry about that later, Luna. Now, where are Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan?
Lincoln scanned the area with his cyborg deep sapphire blue eyes and Third Eye, and he caught the energy signals in the north of Japan.
Lincoln: Aha, there they are due north. Let's go.
Lincoln and his sisters head north, and they're greeted by Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan.
Casshern: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, what brings you guys here?
Lincoln: We're here to recruit you guys into Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Takeshi Yoroi: You don't even have to ask twice, we're in.
Lori: Wow, that was literally a quick response.
Lincoln contacted Ed Cowart.
Lincoln: Ed, we did it, we've recruited Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan.
Ed Cowart: Awesome job, Louds. Now, all that's left is for J.D., Nico, and Eli to recruit Jim and The Warriors of Hope into The Masters of Evil.
Lana: Those lists of recruits you, Drakus, and Ets did were really amazing.
Ed Cowart: We did our research quite well on them.
Lincoln and his sisters, along with Casshern and his friends, Takeshi Yoroi, Barry Gallagher, Gan Takada, Ai Kaminari, and Gold Lightan came back home to The World Tree Estate, and now, all that's left is for me, Nico, and Eli to recruit Jim and The Warriors of Hope into The Masters of Evil, and we'll be done.
Meanwhile, me, Nico, and Eli were heading to Alfea to recruit Jim (Winx Club), Spear(Akame ga Kill), Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Nagisa Shingetsu, and Monaca Towa into the Masters of Evil.
Me: Ah, we're here in Alfea once again.
Nico: We've already got word that Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, and Muzan Kibutsuji have already completed their recruitment mission, and Lincoln and his sisters have already completed their recruitment mission, now we're the only ones left.
Eli: Right. Now, where to find Jim (Winx Club), Spear (Akame ga Kill), Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Nagisa Shingetsu, and Monaca Towa.
Eli scanned the area with The Force, and he found seven energy signals, and they were heading right for us.
Eli: Oh boy, looks like we're in for a fight.
Nico: Well, Sherlock Hound did get rid of the other Overlords in Pentagram City and they were going to expect trouble there, especially with any demon wanting to start trouble. Let's do it.
Me: Yeah.
Me, Nico, and Eli got into a fight with Jim (Winx Club), Spear (Akame ga Kill), Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Nagisa Shingetsu, and Monaca Towa, and we won.
Jim (Winx Club): Alright, you got us. So, what are you going to do to us?
Nico: You're going to join The Masters of Evil, Jim. Besides, that's better than you lot causing trouble again.
Masaru Daimon: Very well, you got a deal.
Nico beamed them to The Masters of Evil, and we called Drakus.
Nico: Drakus, we did it, Jim (Winx Club), Spear (Akame ga Kill), Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utsugi, Nagisa Shingetsu, and Monaca Towa have been recruited into The Masters of Evil, but we had to get into a fight with them, which we won.
Drakus: Should've known it wouldn't be that easy. Well done, guys. You can come back now.
Me, Eli, and Nico teleported back home to The World Tree Estate, and we did see the new recruits that Sherlock Hound, Ardyn Izunia, Muzan Kibutsuji, Lincoln, and his sisters had gotten into Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Whoa, you guys sure were busy alright.
Lincoln: We sure were, Nico. But, we did it, now we have new recruits for Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, and Sherlock Hound got rid of the other Overlords in Pentagram City.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) The other Overlords have caused enough trouble for eons, and I had decided to end their reign forever in the cruelest way imaginable.
Ets: Take a look.
We saw what Sherlock Hound did in ending the lives of the other Overlords and we were stunned.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call cruel and bloody. But, a fitting end to them for good.
Me: You said it, unlike Alastor, those other Overlords are pure evil beyond anyone's belief.
After throwing Walter White in prison for good, getting Jesse Pinkman in therapy sessions after he had been through Hell because of Walter White, and recruiting members to Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Ramona Kǒnglóngké saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ramona, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Ramona, what's the story on why you really hate Lynn with a burning passion?
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) You're so not going to like it, Nico. One day, I was training Lincoln in wrestling, and since he's been getting much taller and bigger in muscle and stronger, I'd decided to advance his training even more, I decided to teach him the advanced wrestling moves I learned in China and in wrestling class in school.
Nico: Whoa.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) At first, everything was going great and Lincoln was learning quick. But then, we heard the sound of stampeding feet accompanied by the foul stench of unwashed clothing and feet, and we saw who it was: it was Lynn, and she was pissed. She was mad that I was coaching Lincoln on how to wrestle, and she saw it as a threat to her dominance, and she was going to kill me in a fit of rage. She tackled me and started beating me up and the worst part, she had on brass knuckles and I was getting bruised all over. Lincoln was so furious, he used what he'd learned from our wrestling sessions and he got that stubborn jack-ass off me, and then, he clotheslined her and put her in a chokehold and she passed out, which gave him time to tie her up. He helped me up and he healed my wounds. I was really impressed by his bravery and strength, and I was blushing like crazy, but it went even deeper when he'd grabbed me by the waist in his arms and my body was pressed against his, and he kissed me on the lips and I was really stunned, but I also returned it with equal passion. Then, we called Mr. and Mrs. Loud and when Lincoln told them of what Lynn did to me, that stubborn jackass got grounded for ten weeks for this, and Lincoln personally threw her in the isolation cube in the basement. Ever since then, not only did Lincoln become an even stronger defender of his many Guardian Angels, but I also really hated Lynn with a burning passion.
We cheered wildly.
Nico: Whoa, you sure are an awesome wrestler, Ramona, and Linc, that was some awesome wrestling you did on Lynn.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, I wasn't going to let Lynn kill Ramona in cold blood, just because she saw me getting stronger and bigger as a threat to her. Lynn's just lucky I didn't go all vampire on her, or else.
Me: Remind me never to get you mad, Linc. But, that Dark Lynn is a Class-A stuck-up, superstitious, unfeeling brute who doesn't care about anyone except herself.
Lincoln: Makes me glad I sent her butt to The Black Gates not that long ago, and Evil Lynn's now in the Saturn Insane Asylum for life, but it won't be long, the same curse I put on Scoots is now on her, and she'll die in a year's time.
Nico: Awesome. (Smirks) Hey, why wait until it kills her. If she breaks out again, we could...
Lincoln: (Smirks) Nico, you mad genius, that's perfect. If Evil Lynn dares to break out, we could speed up the curse by brutally pulverizing her, just let me be the one to deal the final blow that'll send her straight to Hell for good.
Nico: You got it, Linc.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Clyde and his harem are heading to Costa del Sol for a beach date, and they're in their swim clothes from their last beach date.
Clyde: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Syd Chang: We're ready.
Clyde and his harem left the World Tree Estate and they arrived at Costa del Sol.
Clyde: Wow, so this is Costa del Sol, this place is really awesome.
Syd Chang: And it's a whole lot more peaceful now that the Shinra Company has been dealt with for good.
Clyde and his harem dived right into the waters and they were swimming, then, they played a game of volleyball, and then, they had lunch. Then, as the sun was about to set, Clyde made clones of himself and they went up to the girls in his harem, and they shared a romantic kiss as the sun turns orange. They came back home and were back in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, Clyde, how was your date?
Clyde: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Costa del Sol.
Ed Cowart: We'd been there before last year, and things have been peaceful now that the Shinra Company has been dealt with for good.
Syd Chang: Yep, and we're also ready for when we meet Andy and Rodney, and pulverize those two jerks, Kyle and Salty Mike. That parrot's crimes make the crimes of Sergio seem tame at best.
Lincoln: You got that right, Syd, and maybe, this'll show Sergio what'll happen if we didn't put a stop to him a year ago.
Nico: Hmm, a little scare tactic, eh? Linc, I like where you're going with this idea.
Later we were over in the park for some awesome fun and it was time for some bonding time.
Nico: Hitoshi, you and Gali are up for bonding time.
Hitoshi: Aw sweet!
Gali: I hope no Another Aliens, Rangers or anything like that shows up.
Me: Don't worry Gali, only the Another Omnitrix Aliens are left.
Gali: Good.
They went over by the lake and we were at a picnic table.
Shaggy and Mary and Autumn Szymankowszczyzna cooked us an awesome New Orleans style buffet lunch and we were having Cajun Crawfish, Lamb Tagine, Grilled Lamb Sausage, Zucchini Bisque, Crab Meat Po' boy, Duck Po' boy, Chicken Sausage Po' boy, Crawfish Sausage Po' boy, Cochon de Lait Po' boy, Turkey Giardiniera Po' boy, Roast Beef Po' boy, Alligator Po' boy, Catfish Almondine, Crawfish Almondine, Crawfish Étouffée, Boiled Crawfish, Cajun Shrimp and Duck Pasta, Fried Crab Cake, Pecan Catfish, Blackened Red Fish, Seafood Mirliton Casserole, Fried Chicken, Fried Green Tomatoes, Stuffed Shrimp, Muffuleta, Barbecue Brisket Sandwich, Barbecue Chicken Sandwich, Smokey Bacon Greens, Seafood Au Gratin, Seafood Gumbo, Chicken Gumbo, Jambalaya, Spinach Artichoke, Creole Sweet Potato Pone, Red, Beans and Rice with Sausage, Veggie Red Beans and Rice, Pralines and Cookies, Oyster Pralines, Oyster Shots, Oyster Patties, Bananas Foster, King Cake, Dixie Cake, Pecan Pie, Asian Boudin, Boudin Balls, Crawfish Remoulade, Shrimp and Lump Crabmeat Ravigote, Au Croissant Crawfish Po' boy and Yaka mein!
Nico: Oh boy!
Varya Visnapuu: (Estonian Accent) And my variety of hot sauces to go with it.
Comic Book Guy was with us to join the feast.
Me: (Eating Cajun Crawfish) Mmm! Delicious.
Nico: (Eating Chicken Gumbo) It sure is.
I poured some of the Grim Reapepper sauce on Boudin Balls and ate them and man was it delicious.
Ken Ichijouji: Are you two glad you met each other?
Gali: Yes we are.
Hitoshi: One of the best days we've ever had.
Qin: Boy it sure is.
Laney: (Eating Muffuleta) That was fun.
Maria: And during Gali's ambassador missions, you took out the Man and Woman.
Gali: That was so awesome.
Hitoshi: It sure was.
Eli: I agree there. (Eating) Jambalaya) Mmm!
Qin: (Eating Barbecue Brisket Sandwich) Mmm!
Palmon: They were nothing compared to Hitotsumi and Orochi.
Hitoshi: No they sure weren't.
Nico and me put Moonscar Island Peppers on our Po-Boys and ate them and they were good. Shaggy and Scooby had some with Grim Reapepper sauce on their Po Boys and they ate it and then they glowed neon red and sweat dripped down their bodies and got them soaked and then steam and fire came out of their ears and they screamed as massive streams of fire exploded out of their mouths!
Shaggy and Scooby: (SCREAMING) WATER WATER WATER WATER!
They dove into the lake and cooled down.
Nico: GEEZ!
Qin: That was funny.
May: Good thing we got rid of the two of them before they got into Dai Shocker.
Me: Boy no kidding.
Qin: That was a close one.
Applejack: It sure was.
Hitoshi: No kidding there.
Qin: Yeah.
We finished eating and man were we full.
Me: Ahh! Man that was delicious!
Lynn Sr.: Boy you said it J.D.
Nico: Man I am stuffed!
Me: (BELCH) Oh pardon me.
Comic Book Guy: Ahh. Best meal ever.
Qin: Yes it was
Varie: It all was delicious.
Hitoshi: Thanks for giving some of that for us for our picnic.
Me: Anytime Hitoshi.
G1 Vortex: You and your team were the first Kamwn Riders we got to know in person.
Hitoshi: That is true.
Me: And many of them helped us before during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Qin: They sure did. That was awesome.
Hitoshi: Shame we weren't in that. But all of us in general were cool.
Me: Yes you guys still are.
Laney: Yeah that was awesome.
Woz: Tomizo helped me a bunch back when my demon king and the rest of our teammates were still fighting the Time Jackers back in the day.
Me: I remember that. That was really cool.
Lisa Simpson: Yeah it sure was.
Xenia: I thought that was cool.
G1 Inferno: Don't blast me for this. But what do you guys think of Grand Zi O Ridewatches for the Ranger and Sentai teams as well?
Me: You know Inferno that's a very interesting and awesome idea.
Nico: Yeah! It sure is!
Qin: We'll have to get to work on those soon.
Varie: It sure is.
Nico: Especially since Power Rangers and Super Sentai cover motifs not included in Kamen Rider teams. Like dinosaurs.
Me: Yeah!
Qin: I agree there!
Lola: That is awesome.
Varie: I'll say!
Calvin: Guys, Moe hasn't been seen at my school at all ever since the day we recruited the OOO Riders.
Bugly: Okay. Either Moe decided to skip town. Or he's up to something bad.
Me: I have a feeling it's the second one.
Eli: Yeah. If that's the case then he is getting his butt kicked.
Lola: And we will deliver some pain on him.
Luan: Yeah.
Grumblemon, Cantwell, Cargill, Private HIVE, Krusty, Electrocutioner, Hydro Man, Pyro, Grumblemon, and Hsi Wu then appeared.
Krusty: Hey hey Kiddies! (Goofy Laughter)
Grumblemon: Can me, Cantwell, Cargill, Private HIVE, Krusty, Electrocutioner, Hydro Man, Pyro, Grumblemon, and Hsi Wu go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can. We're going on Applejack's mission next.
Applejack: I'm really looking forward to this y'all!
Qin: We all are.
Nico: Yeah! And when we meet Rodney and Andy and his friends we're going to Phoenix Land.
Teen Titans Lightning: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: Hmm. Lets see. How about one for Shinato King Of A Higher Plane?
Me: Ooh that's a good choice! Powerful one too.
Eli: Shinato is a good one.
Zhuqiaomon: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: Yep. Good thing we don't have to go far for this mission.
Applejack: No we sure don't. Lets saddle up!
Nico: You got it A.J.!
We were off to the Southwestern Side of the City.
We arrived and saw Andy and Rodney playing in the yard.
Cantwell: You're Andy, right?
Andy: Yep. And you are?
Octagon: Howdy, Andy! Remember me and Boid?
Andy: Hey guys!
Me: Been a while Andy.
Applejack: Happy to see y'all again bro.
Andy: You too sis.
Apple Bloom: And you as well bro.
Cargill: How have you two been?
Rodney: Really awesome!
Me: Cool cool. Is Kyle still causing you a lot of problems?
Andy: Yeah he keeps beating us up. He is still humiliated about the beatdown he got.
Me: Geez. You think he would learn his lesson. Oh yeah during that camping trip we had we found who our mysterious friend is.
Hibiki: That would be me. I'm Hibiki.
Uta: And I'm Uta.
Andy: Awesome to meet you both.
Andy's mom and dad came out.
Pam: Hi. You must be Andy's parents.
Bob Johnson: We sure are. I'm Bob and this is Lucille.
Lucille: Awesome and honor to meet you all in person.
Volcana: Same here to you both.
Laney: We came to help you guys take down Kyle and Salty Mike.
Eli: Yeah we can tell you've had enough of those 2 to last an eternity.
Camie: Yeah those two need to be taught a lesson.
Bitstream: Also, we got exicting news regarding Applejack!
Me: Really big news.
Lincoln showed his 7 new kids.
Lincoln: Applejack has 7 kids now and they are hers.
Thunderbird Apple: Meet my sisters.
We introduced them to them.
Andy: Oh they are so cute.
Rodney: Yeah they sure are.
Krusty: Since you're Applejack's little brother, that means you're an uncle. Congratulations!
Homer: Krusty, I think you probably just doomed Andy.
Andy was shocked and he made a croaking gasp.
I pushed his mouth closed.
Me: Don't want to draw flies.
He shook his head.
Andy: WOW! This is so awesome sis!
Apple Bloom: It sure is.
Poromon got out two beer bottles.
Andy: What are those?
Poromon: 2 bottles of beer!
Sideways: Um, you sure those are appropriate?
Poliwag: (points to each bottle with his tail) One's for Andy and one's for Rodney!
Me: Guys, Andy is like what 10?
Andy: Yeah.
Me: I have something better for them.
I pulled out 2 bottles of root beer.
Me: Root Beer.
I gave them Root Beer.
Andy: Thanks!
Rodney: Thanks.
Lucille: Poromon, thank you for the offer. But Andy will end up in jail if he drinks regular beer!
Poromon: Oh you're welcome.
Me: I gave him root beer. It's more appropriate for him.
Lucille: And thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Qin: Who doesn't like Root Beer.
Bob Johnson: I still can't believe I'm a grandpa already!
Me: Happens at anytime, anywhere.
Qin: Yeah it's crazy.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But lets calm down and tell you the reason why we're here. We're here to bring down that heartless bully and jerk Kyle.
Hydro Man: How about we take you to Phoenix Land?
Andy: Hey yeah! I love your awesome amusement park.
Rodney: Me too!
Nico: Lets head on over there.
We were off to Phoenix Land.
Power Girl: My bet is that Moe teamed up with Kyle and Salty Mike.
Me: I have that same feeling myself.
Qin: Same here.
Sinestro: And if that's the case then we'll have them both experience their worst fears ever coming to life.
Nico: Now you're speaking my language.
Nicole: I'm going to make their lives the ultimate nightmare.
Sunny Starscout: I think it's so awesome and fun as always.
Rodney: You got that right!
Qin: Yeah!
Gilda: In how many hours should we meet back here for the usual battles?
Nico: Boy good question. Hmm. Lets meet back here in 2 hours.
Glida: Plenty of time.
Varie: Yeah! Question Rodney are you an Eastern Gray Squirrel?
Rodney: I don't really know actually. I think I'm really an American Red Squirrel.
Nico: Awesome. Lets go have fun.
We went and had some fun. We went on the roller coaster and Applejack, Coloratura, Andy and Rodney were going around awesome loops and more.
Pyro: I'm gonna get some cotton candy.
He went and did so.
Rainbow Dash and Ish were bumping each other all over in the Bumper Cars.
Nico and me were at the Bell Towers.
Me: I always love coming to these Bell Towers.
Nico: Me too.
WHAM!
I smashed the button and sent the weight up and it smashed the bell right off and sent it flying and then it smashed into a missile that was heading to the Estate!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: BULLSEYE!
Nico: WOW! Nice shot!
Blast Off: Who sent that missile?!
Me: No idea!
Over at a missile firing base on the other side of the country was the General of Nowhere from Courage The Cowardly Dog!
General: Man that's the 50th missile that flew off in the wrong direction!
Commander: Yes sir. But I hope it was shot down.
Back with us we were having fun.
Applejack, Coloratura, Andy and Rodney came back.
Me: Have fun guys?
Rodney: You bet we did!
Electrocutioner: If any of your friends are here, we should get them to join us.
Darlene, Oscar and Lulu came.
Lulu: Someone call?
Applejack: Howdy guys.
Darlene: Applejack! Wow awesome to see you.
Lulu: Same here.
Zuko: Enjoying the park as well?
Darlene: We sure are! This is awesome!
Me: Glad you guys like it.
Oscar: It's so awesome. You guys built an amazing park.
Me: We sure did. It's a bunch of places for everyone to enjoy.
Camie: That's for sure. It's awesome.
Private HIVE: We might need to draft you guys for later.
Me: We got a big mission ahead of us too. But did you guys have fun?
Andy: You bet we did!
Qin: We're glad.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Now it's time for the most entertaining and fun part of our missions: The Usual Battles!
Applejack: Yep and we always have a blast with those.
Then Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fetale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Tchang Zu, Larxene, and Electro appeared.
Nico: Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fetale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Tchang Zu, Larxene, and Electro are next.
Firebrand: Have a nice time, guys?
William: We sure did.
Man Boy: Good. Because now, it's onto business.
Me: Yep. And the fun stuff.
Femme Fetale: Especially since Moe's joined up with Kyle.
Me: Yep. And we're going to give those jerks a taste of their own medicine.
Trapster: (to me) We heard you really did rescue a lot of girls.
Nico: We sure did.
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) What are their names, mon?
Me: Their names are Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya and Mira. They were Riser Phenex's Peerage.
Kangor: That's amazing mon.
?: It sure is.
A figure came out and it was YOKAI WANYUDO from Episode 43 of Ninninger and the Ninnigers VS ToQgers Movie!
Yokai Wanyudo was foreshadowed when its likeness inexplicably appeared among a set of Yokai karuta cards assembled by Shurikenger for the Ninningers to analyze the Yokai they had defeated so far. His card was infected by a Sealing Shuriken, resulting in it being possessed by the Yokai Fudagaeshi. While the Ninningers voiced an unfamiliarity with this Wanyudo, Fudagaeshi suggested that the Ninningers might be destined to fight him someday.
Wanyūdō abducted six Ninningers boarding the Yokai Ressha. But, Fuuka,Tokashiki and Mio manage to escape except Takaharu who cannot escape from Yokai Ressha thus bringing him into Yami Ninja Land. In Kyuemon Izayoi's suggest to rule all the world Wanyudo was given to attack all civilians in the city, But, he saw the flying man with wings. But he calls him "bird", and the Zyuoh Eagle kicks him off. Finally, he was surrendered and was destroyed by the Zyuohgers using Zyuoh Buster Gun Mode.
Eli: Whoa! Yokai Wanyudo! I remember you! You kidnapped the Ninningers so that Kyuemon Izayoi can rule the world.
Yokai Wanyudo: Yep. Good memory Eli.
Eli: Thanks.
Yokai Wanyūdō: (to the Zyuoghers) I remember you guys! You were the ones who destroyed me instead of the Ninninger and ToQgers.
Yamato: That's right. We just appeared out of nowhere.
Me: That was awesome too.
Qin: Yeah it was!
We got the battles underway.
Kevin Reynolds, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Stretchleo, Irina Wendolva, Bugly and Iguanus VS Gary Gilbert A.K.A. Firebrand (Marvel) - Nico's rescue and saving 14 girls from big tanks of sauce.
Core Medals: Firebrand, Reverse Flash and Lego Condiment King
Fullbottles: Firebrand and Reverse Flash
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand: (to Kevin) Nico's rescue involved him saving 14 girls from big tanks of sauce. I hope they weren't sticky.
Kevin: It was a mess. They were covered in lots of sauces. But the hot mustard sauce burned one of the girls eyes. But she'll see again.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was messy but tasty.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was awesome though. I didn't like the horseradish one.
Sunburn: Yeah some people don't like horseradish. Too strong.
Stretchleo: Yeah that's true.
Irina Wendolva: Yeah.
Firebrand: It sure is. Lets do it!
Kevin used the Core Medals for Firebrand, Reverse Flash and Lego Condiment King and he got a fiery sauce sword and he fired waves of super fast acting hot sauce and drenched him.
FIREBRAND! REVERSE FLASH! BEST MATCH!
He ran fast with a fireball and smashed him all over.
Kevin activated his Ridewatch and they danced to racing music and blasted him all over with fire and smashed him down.
Flora, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Ayaka Laurence, Molestache, Thunder and Lightning VS Man Boy - Us killing Riser and battling Another Kickin Hawk
Core Medals: Man Boy, Blob and Strong (Ben 10)
Fullbottles: Man Boy and Blob
Man Boy was next.
Man Boy: (to Flora) Nico, Ripster, and the others did good killing Riser. And battling Another Kickin Hawk too.
Flora: They sure did and it was so fun and cool.
Fluttershy: We all thought it was cool and J.D. fired huge eggs at Another Kickin Hawk.
Tornado Bolt: It was funny.
Stealth Elf: I thought it was cool too.
Ayaka Laurence: Yeah that was awesome.
Molestache: You got that right.
Man Boy: It was cool. Lets do it!
Flora used the core medals for Man Boy, Blob and Hammer (Ben 10) and she got a huge hammer made of slime and smashed Man Boy all over the place.
MAN BOY! BLOB! BEST MATCH!
She punched him and smashed him down!
Flora activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Nature Music and fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Alexis Rhodes, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Yamiga, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale - Lincoln's rescue
Core Medals: Femme Fatale, Star Creature and Medic (Drive)
Fullbottles: Femme Fatale and Star Creature.
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale: (to Alexis) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Elementa. How was it?
Alexis: It was awesome and we took down Walter White and Jesse Pinkman there.
Femme Fatale: Whoa! So Walter White and Jesse Pinkman were there! No wonder we couldn't find them.
Alexis: Yeah. He was convicted and found guilty for his crimes relating to distributing his lethal drug and the murders of all those in his way, and he was then sentenced to Eternity In The Uranus Prison for Dangerous Offenders. But, his prison stay was cut short, not long after he was thrown in prison, he was beaten to death by many of the prisoners there. It turns out that some of the prisoners there had some relatives that fell victim to his meth, his body was then incinerated and his ashes were tossed into the Sun, and his spirit was erased by The Black Gates forever.
Femme Fatale: Good riddance. What did you guys do with all that meth?
Alexis: Destroyed it.
Rarity: It was good we destroyed that stuff darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah we got rid of it for good.
Gill Grunt: Thank goodness.
Yamiga: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Femme Fatale: Thank goodness. Lets do it!
Alexis used the Core Medals for Femme Fatale, Star Creature and Medic (Drive) and she got a Star Female sword and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
FEMME FATALE! STAR CREATURE! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of stars and smashed her down.
Alexis activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Opera Music and fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed her down.
Rocket Raccoon, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wingweaver, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster - Meeting a Paleozoic Anomalocaris Gene-slammer
Core Medals: Trapster, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt and Mxyzptlk.
Fullbottles: Trapster and Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt
Kangor was next.
Trapster: (to Rocket) I heard you guys met a Paleozoic Anomalocaris Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Rocket Raccoon: Her name is Ramona Kǒnglóngké and she is really awesome at wrestling and sports and she trained Lincoln in wrestling.
Pinkie Pie: She is really amazing!
Featherweight: Boy she sure is!
FLASHBACK
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) You're so not going to like it, Nico. One day, I was training Lincoln in wrestling, and since he's been getting much taller and bigger in muscle and stronger, I'd decided to advance his training even more, I decided to teach him the advanced wrestling moves I learned in China and in wrestling class in school.
Nico: Whoa.
Ramona Kǒnglóngké: (Chinese Accent) At first, everything was going great and Lincoln was learning quick. But then, we heard the sound of stampeding feet accompanied by the foul stench of unwashed clothing and feet, and we saw who it was: it was Lynn, and she was pissed. She was mad that I was coaching Lincoln on how to wrestle, and she saw it as a threat to her dominance, and she was going to kill me in a fit of rage. She tackled me and started beating me up and the worst part, she had on brass knuckles and I was getting bruised all over. Lincoln was so furious, he used what he'd learned from our wrestling sessions and he got that stubborn jack-ass off me, and then, he clotheslined her and put her in a chokehold and she passed out, which gave him time to tie her up. He helped me up and he healed my wounds. I was really impressed by his bravery and strength, and I was blushing like crazy, but it went even deeper when he'd grabbed me by the waist in his arms and my body was pressed against his, and he kissed me on the lips and I was really stunned, but I also returned it with equal passion. Then, we called Mr. and Mrs. Loud and when Lincoln told them of what Lynn did to me, that stubborn jackass got grounded for ten weeks for this, and Lincoln personally threw her in the isolation cube in the basement. Ever since then, not only did Lincoln become an even stronger defender of his many Guardian Angels, but I also really hated Lynn with a burning passion.
We cheered wildly.
Nico: Whoa, you sure are an awesome wrestler, Ramona, and Linc, that was some awesome wrestling you did on Lynn.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, I wasn't going to let Lynn kill Ramona in cold blood, just because she saw me getting stronger and bigger as a threat to her. Lynn's just lucky I didn't go all vampire on her, or else.
Me: Remind me never to get you mad, Linc. But, that Dark Lynn is a Class-A stuck-up, superstitious, unfeeling brute who doesn't care about anyone except herself.
Lincoln: Makes me glad I sent her butt to The Black Gates not that long ago, and Evil Lynn's now in the Saturn Insane Asylum for life, but it won't be long, the same curse I put on Scoots is now on her, and she'll die in a year's time.
Nico: Awesome. (Smirks) Hey, why wait until it kills her. If she breaks out again, we could...
Lincoln: (Smirks) Nico, you mad genius, that's perfect. If Evil Lynn dares to break out, we could speed up the curse by brutally pulverizing her, just let me be the one to deal the final blow that'll send her straight to Hell for good.
Nico: You got it, Linc.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Trapster: WOW! That is cool!
Sprocket: It sure is awesome too.
Wingweaver: You got that right.
Trapster: Yep. Lets do it!
Rocket used the Core Medals for Trapster, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt and Mxyzptlk and he got a sword of mischief and fired waves of pies and smashed him all over.
TRAPSTER! GHOST OF JEREMIAH PRATT! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of mountain rock and smashed him all over.
Rocket activated his Ridewatch.
(COME AND GET YOUR LOVE BY REDBONES PLAYS)
Rocket: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STARS AND GEARS SWIRL AROUND HIM)
Hail (hail)
What's the matter with your head, yeah
Hail (hail)
What's the matter with your mind
And your sign an-a, oh-oh-oh
Hail (hail)
Nothin' the matter with your head
Baby find it, come on and find it
Hail, with it baby
'Cause you're fine
And you're mine, and you look so divine
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Hail (hail)
What's the matter with you feel right
Don't you feel right baby
Hail, oh yeah
Get it from the main vine, all right
I said-a find it, find it
Go on and love it if you like it, yeah
Hail (hail)
It's your business if you want some, take some
Get it together baby
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love, now
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love, now
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love, now
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Hail (hail)
What's the matter with you feel right
Don't you feel right baby
Hail, oh yeah
Get it from the main vine, all right
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
They danced and fired waves of gears, lightning, metal and energy and smashed him down.
Randy Cunningham, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Maiden of The Aqua, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor - Hitoshi and Gali's Bonding Time
Core Medals: Kangor, Count Marzo and Balrog (Street Fighter)
Fullbottles: Kangor and Count Marzo
Kangor was next.
Kangor: (to Randy) I hope Hitoshi and Gali's Bonding Time was good, mon. I was wondering when they would have one.
Randy Cunningham: It was really awesome. They had a lot of fun too. And now Another Rangers to interrupt it.
Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome and the meal we had with our time was so delicious. Comic Book Guy loved it.
Cozy Glow: So did Homer. He ate everything there.
Hex: Yeah he sure did and it was cool.
Maiden of The Aqua: And tasty too.
Kangor: Glad you had a good time mon. Lets do it!
Randy used the Core Medals for Kangor, Count Marzo and Balrog (Street Fighter) and he got an Amulet Sword and fired waves of energy and blasted Kangor all over.
KANGOR! COUNT MARZO! BEST MATCH!
He smashed the ground and fired waves of magic and smashed him all over.
Randy activated his Ridewatch and they danced to rock music and fired waves of bones, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Carol, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Youko, Sinestro and Power Girl VS Saix - Our All you can Eat Louisiana Food Buffet
Core Medals: Saix, Supreme King Jaden and Frozen Fright
Fullbottles: Saix and Supreme King Jaden
Saix was next.
Saix: (to Carol) So, how was your All you can Eat Louisiana Food Buffet? Did you eat any good food?
Carol: It was really delicious! We ate all those plates clean and we are stuffed!
Applejack: Yeah we're not eating for the rest of the day.
Apple Bloom: It was so delicious!
Flashwing: No kidding.
Youko: Yeah it was filling.
Saix: Glad you guys liked it. Lets do it!
Carol used the Core Medals for Saix, Supreme King Jaden and Frozen Fright and she got an atomic ice sword and fired waves of energy and smashed him all over.
SAIX! SUPREME KING JADEN! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of dark Elemental HERO Blasts and they hit Saix and smashed him all over.
Carol activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Celtic Music and blasted him all over with earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.
Ed Grant, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Chromastone, Naomi Yukito, Gilda and Stygian VS Dr Jonathan Ohnn A.K.A. Spot (Marvel) - Andy and Rodney are awesome
Core Medals: Spot, Heatstroke and Bobba Fett
Fullbottles: Spot and Heatstroke
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed) Andy and Rodney are awesome. Even though they haven't fought many bad guys yet.
Ed Grant: I think only Kyle and Salty Mike are the only bad guys they have.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah those guys are bullies.
Starshine Sparkle: People like them make me sick.
Spyro: Yeah those two are monsters.
Chromastone: Yeah no kidding there.
Naomi Yukito: What they did shows that they have no love for anyone.
Spot: I agree. Lets do it!
Ed used the Core Medals for Spot, Heatstroke and Bobba Fett and he got a cool firestorm portal blaster and he fired and waves of lava blasted Spot all over.
SPOT! HEATSTROKE! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of portals and they blasted fire all over Spot!
Ed activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Space Music and fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Andy and Rodney went on so many awesome adventures
Core Medals: Tchang Zu, Megalon (1973) and Count Dooku
Fullbottles: Tchang Zu and Megalon 1973)
Tchang Zu was next.
Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) Andy and Rodney went on so many awesome adventures. And the majority of them were funny.
Rainbow Dash: And they sure were awesome and cool.
Scootaloo: Yeah and they were funny.
Whirlwind: I agree there. So funny and cool.
Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle: I think it's so awesome and cool too.
Tchang Zu: Indeed. Lets do it!
Rainbow Dash used the Core Medals for Tchang Zu, Megalon (1973) and Count Dooku and got an awesome Lightning Sword and fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over.
TCHANG ZU! MEGALON (1973)! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of powerful lightning and smashed Tchang Zu all over.
Rainbow Dash activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Rock music and blasted him all over with rainbows, wind and lightning and smashed him down.
Volcana, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Chocola, Dark Skylanders, Zuko and Azula VS Larxene - Kyle and Salty Mike are buttfaced mules
Core Medals: Larxene, Zeru and Metphies (Godzilla 2018)
Fullbottles: Larxene and Zeru
Larxene was next.
Larxene: (to Volcana) Kyle and Salty Mike are buttfaced mules. And so is Moe!
Volcana: You got that right! I hate people like that and they need to be taken off the streets forever.
Princess Luna: I agree there too.
Moondust: Same here as well.
Snowdrop: Moe and Kyle need to be smashed into pulp.
Gari: He just doesn't give a crud about anyone!
Blackout: You got that right.
Chocola: Yeah he is a heartless psychopath.
Larxene: You got that right. Lets do it!
Volcana used the Core Medals for Larxene, Zeru and Metphies (Godzilla 2018) and hot got a volcanic lightning sword and fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed her down.
LARXENE! ZERU! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed her all over.
Volcana activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Goth Music and they fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed her down.
Lincoln, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Feedback, Anna Hotteling, Elena and Shocker VS Electro - Kyle and Salty Mike need to be sent to the farthest Boarding School we can think of.
Core Medals: Electro, Vathek and Electro 2099.
Fullbottles: Electro and Yost Electro
Electro was next.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Kyle and Salty Mike need to be sent to the farthest Boarding School we can think of. Any suggestions?
Lincoln: I do have one. We'll send them to the Charon Boarding School for delinquents and thugs. It's the most toughest boarding school we built.
Princess Celestia: It's a reform school we built on Pluto's moon Charon.
King Solar: It will make Kyle a better man. I hope.
Amber Morning: He needs to be sent there for the good of humanity.
Spotlight: You'll get no argument from me.
Feedback: Me neither.
Anna Hotteling: Same with me.
Electro: Good idea. Same with me. Lets do it!
Lincoln used the Core Medals for Electro, Vathek and Electro 2099 and he got a sword of dark lightning and fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over.
ELECTRO! VATHEK! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of dark lightning and smashed him all over.
Lincoln activated his Ridewatch and they danced to The Master of Shadows by Two Steps From Hell and blasted him all over with lightning and sunlight and smashed him down.
Andy Johnson and Rodney VS TTG Squirrel and Squirrel (Adventure Time)
Andy and Rodney were looking for their archenemies. Then 2 squirrels came and they were the TTG Squirrel and the squirrel that Finn and Jake faced!
Andy Johnson: So we get 2 squirrels for archenemies.
Rodney: Nice!
They fired waves of nuts and smashed them down.
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Yokai Wanyūdō
Yokai Wanyūdō was next.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of mallets called the Thrashers of Kyle and Salty Mike, they're a collection of mallets with the anti-Kyle and Salty Mike symbol on the mallet heads, and when we hit those jerks on the head, they're in for one nasty concussion and they'll be acting stupider than usual and they'll see birds circling around their heads. Once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA STEEL! FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Yokai Wanyūdō and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Yokai Wanyūdō You have failed this city.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and cheered wildly!
Nico: YEAH!
Rodney: That was awesome!
Andy: Yeah it was!
Shocker: Now, let's pay those 3 hooligans a visit!
Nico: You read my mind Herman.
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Get ready you 3 buttfaces… (EYES GLOW RED) It's time for bullies like you to get a massive case of psychological torture.
We looked around them and saw the 3 of them.
Rhomboid: Me and Octagon will approach them first.
Nico: You got it.
We went and hid and then the Vreedle Brothers came up to them.
Kyle: Hey, I remember you two! You two bozos were with Andy and his stupid friends when they had that lemonade stand!
Rhomboid: Who you calling bozos?!
Octagon: For your information you clods we're here to stop you.
Kyle: Oh yeah? You and what army?
Octagon: Us and THIS ARMY!
Then the spirits of squirrels appeared and they skittered around them and converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Hello you dirtbags.
Nico: Kyle Finkster you're under arrest!
Kyle: On what charges!?
Nico: Assault and battery, abuse of animals and destruction of public property.
Andy: Do you two really hate me and Rodney that you'd team up with Moe?
Salty Mike: Well, we both have something in common with him. We hate goody two shoes like you guys!
Me: You're a heartless monster! All three of you are.
Moe: We'll we're going to kill you now!
He went at us and I teleported and gave him an atomic wedgie and smashed him all over the place.
Kyle: Hey, Putrids! Get in here!
An army of Putrids appeared.
Me: Putrids! Now you're talking.
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and blasted them all over. The Putrids jumped Andy, Rodney and friends.
Andy, Rodney, and their friends lat defeated at the hands of the Putrids.
Kyle: (laughs evilly) What was that you losers were saying about teaching us a lesson?
POW!
I punched Kyle in his face and gave him a black eye!
Calvin: I can't let Moe kill Andy because of me!
Dudley: (punches a Putrid) What do we do?!
Applejack got an idea.
Applejack: Everyone in the audience! Lend Andy, Rodney, and their friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I give the signal, y'all share your energy with Andy, Rodney, and their friends! Okay? Ready... go!
Everyone in the audience began sharing their energy with Andy, Rodney, and their friends. And soon, Andy found the strength to get up.
Andy: Don't count me out just yet, Kyle!
Andy then grabbed a Putrid and slammed it to the ground.
Kyle: WHAT!?
Nico: You're through Kyle!
Andy: Thanks for the help, everyone.
Rodney: I didn't expect us to have so many fans.
Darlene: Isn't it lovely, Rodney?
Oscar: No time for flirting, you two!
Lulu: We got a job to do!
Bob Johnson: (chuckles) Good thing I followed you guys while your mom wasn't looking, huh, Andy?
Andy: You got that right dad.
Syd Chang: And I got evidence on Kyle and Moe's behavior.
Nico: You two are in deep trouble.
Lola: Big time! It's time to smash your ugly faces in!
Qin: And we promise you it's going to hurt. Real bad.
Me: That's right Kyle! We got a bone to pick with you!
Kyle: So you're going to fight me! Unless you're a big fat moron! (LAUGHS)
Me: How about you say that to my face!? Unless of course you're a big fat fucking chicken!
Kyle: Are you calling me a chicken!?
Me: YEAH! And I eat chickens like you for breakfast!
Kyle: We're going to make you regret that!
Me: Bring it on Lardfucker!
Kyle then exploded into a massive scream of rage and he went at me and I punched him in the face and knocked out all of his teeth and sent him crashing into a peanut cart and buried him in peanuts!
He was really pissed now!
Applejack: Let me transform with y'all!
Cole Evans: Go ahead, Applejack.
Wild Force Rangers: Wild Access!
The Rangers transformed!
Cole Evans: BLAZING LION!
Taylor Earhart: SOARING EAGLE!
Max Cooper: SURGING SHARK!
Danny Delgado: IRON BISON!
Alyssa Enrile: NOBLE TIGER!
Kendall: MAGNIFICENT PEACOCK!
Merrick: HOWLING WOLF!
Cole: GUARDIANS OF THE EARTH! UNITED WE ROAR!
All: POWER RANGERS! WILD FORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) DISPATCH PATROL POWER!
We summoned the GoGoFive, Dekaranger and Patrangers and the W, Drive and Zi-O teams!
Maria: Don't forget this.
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) POLICE FORCE POWER!
She summoned Chief Wiggum, Toothpick, Skinner, and Rogercop!
Qin: Yeah!
Applejack: Alright, that's it, I've had it up to hear with you two to last an eternity, you lowdown, sidewinding, crazy, out-of-control snakes in the grass!
Suddenly, Applejack's eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, Alicorns, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Sword of Honesty from her back, and as she approached Kyle and Salty Mike, she left orange energy, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples with every step.
Applejack: You really make me sick, Kyle and Salty Mike, you've antagonized and harmed Andy and Rodney and all for your own sick amusements, you've lied to so many innocent people in your way, and you've shown no remorse. For what you've done, I'll see to it that you're never leaving this here place without a few scratches.
Suddenly, Applejack was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Earth and apples surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Applejack emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Applejack grew to 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has apple red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and her cowboy hat with apple buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth Kanji in its hooves on her ears, her golden Amulet of Earth has green gems in the gold lightning bolts on her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and green crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, there's an Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and they're holding the Earth Kanji. Applejack is dressed in a sleeveless green blouse with apples on it and a red phoenix, brown gloves with green gems on the back, green pants, brown cowboy boots with green apple gems on the side, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders. Suddenly, Applejack felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers, sprouted out from her back, Applejack has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Applejack's massive Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, and Sword of Honesty began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Earth, and apples, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, it's a brand-new greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade with her cutie mark and apples etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Applejack, Alicorn Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders, Loving Older Sister of Apple Bloom, Loving Younger Sister of Big Mac, Loving Granddaughter of Granny Smith, and Loving Daughter of Bright Mac and Pear Butter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Apple Sunrise, Orange Dawn, Lemon Morning, Lime Noon, Blueberry Afternoon, Boysenberry Dusk, and Grape Evening, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Earth and Apples"
アップルジャック、正直者のアリコーン プリンセスとアース スカイランダーズ、アップル ブルームの愛情深い姉、ビッグマックの愛情深い妹、グラニー スミスの愛情深い孫娘、ブライト マックと梨バターの愛情深い娘、リンカーン ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、愛情深い母サンダーバードアップルライトニングフリッター、アップルサンライズ、オレンジドーン、レモンモーニング、ライムヌーン、ブルーベリーアフタヌーン、ボイセンベリーダスク、および ぶどうの夕べ、悪を滅ぼし、錯乱し、殺戮し、冷酷で、およびサディスティックバスターズ、アメージングと強力なアメージングと強力な学生強力な教師、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、地球とリンゴのマスター
Applejack has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN INFINITY APPLE ORCHARD ALICORN ANGEL OF ETERNAL HONESTY AND ETERNAL APPLE LOVE!
We were amazed by Applejack's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Moe, Kyle and Salty Mike saw it, they went mad with rage and they went after her to kill her, but Applejack kicked them both and sent them flying into a fence and they were really hurt bad, and they were pissed off even more.
Me: You're going down!
Tsukasa: Don't leave me and Daiki out!
Kamen Ride: Grand Zi O!
Kamen Ride: Hibiki!
Kamen Ride: Ibuki!
Kamen Ride: Todoroki!
Kamen Ride: Zanki!
Tsukasa turned into Grand Zi-O and Daiki summoned clones of the Hibiki team.
Nico: ATTACK!
We went at them.
Andy charged at a group of Putrids.
Andy charged at a group of Putrids.
Poromon: (eats some peanuts) These are still good!
Andy took some peanuts and covered the Putrids all over with peanuts and Poromon then blasted them all over with Lightning.
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired waves of lightning and blasted them all over the place.
I grabbed Moe by his underwear and put red hot coals in his butt and gave him a wedgie and he then was burned all over by the coats as he got a nasty hot butt!
Qin fired waves of fire and blasted Kyle all over the place.
Taylor flew at several Putrids and slashed and kicked them all over the place.
Qin: Take that!
I then kicked Kyle square in the crotch and then…
CHOMP!
Blitz bit him in the butt with the force of a huge bear trap and he screamed in pain.
Blitz ripped his pants.
Blitz: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) You've got one of the worst ever butts I've ever tasted in this millennium. Ja.
Daisy charged at several Putrids.
She then smashed them down all over the place.
Daisy: Take that freaks!
Qin kicked Moe all over with a powerful Crane Kick and sent him into the air and at 45,000 feet he fell to the ground and then he crashed right onto a big metal beam in between his legs and it smashed his pelvis and crotch with a devastating and extremely sickening crunch!
DEVASTATING AND SICKENING CRUNCH!
We winced!
Me: OOH! MAN!
Nico: (Winces) AYE YI YI!
Eli: That's not gonna feel good!
Emma: Let's get in there as well!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers! Again!
They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed Kyle all over.
Alyssa: Time to try out the Kickin Hawk Ridewatch.
Alyssa activated it and unleashed a massive flurry of kicks onto the putrids and smashed them all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: WOOHOO!
I then gave Kyle a wet willie!
I licked my finger and then stuck it in his ear!
Kyle: EW!
A Putrid tried to grab Linus' blanket.
Linus: Hands off my blanket!
POW!
He punched the Putrid.
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
He grabbed Kyle by his neck and strangled him like how he did to Bart.
Homer: I'LL TEACH YOU TO BULLY OTHERS! (GRUNTING)
Cole: Animarium Armor!
Cole donned his awesome Animarium Armor!
Nico: YEAH!
Cole fired a red energy blast and blew the rest of the Putrids apart and then we faced Kyle. Moe was tied up and he was paralyzed forever.
We were facing Kyle.
Andy: Time to kick your ugly butt!
Riggan, Seeryn, Odu Bathax, and Blugon blasted and smashed Kyle all over.
Ken Ichijouji, Vortex, Inferno and Palmon used the Digimon and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle, Vortex's Glue Gun and Ken and Palmon's powers 100-fold.
Ken Ichijouji and Vortex: GLUE OF KINDNESS!
Palmon and G1 Inferno: POISON IVY FURY BLAST!
Chakra Multipliers and Cantwell: CHAKRA FURY BLAST!
Honesty Earthquake and Vreedle Brothers: HONESTY MEGA BLAST!
Ocean Dragon Power and Cargill: OCEAN DRAGON FURY!
Illusion Magic Cadets and Private HIVE: ILLUSION MILITARY BURST!
Explosion Clown Bombsquad and Krusty: EXPLOSION BOMB BURST!
Unicorns of Magic and Electrocutioner: LIGHTNING UNICORN BLAST!
Rock & Roll of Water and Hydro Man: ROCK & ROLL WATER BLAST!
Firestorm of Rage and Pyro: FIRESTORM FURY FORCE!
Primal Earth Mastery and Grumblemon: EARTHQUAKE SEISMIC SMASH!
Sky Rock Fury and Hsi Wu: SKY SLASH BURST!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: HONEST FURY FORCE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into powerful fists.
Tabitha Sells, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rodney, Andy and Eli: SMASHING WHALE BELLY FLOP!
They jumped into the air and Tabitha turned into the Orca Mega Fortress of Darkness.
Lincoln: SQUIRREL ELEMENT STYLE: EASTERN GRAY!
Jessica Shannon: SQUIRREL STING STYLE: WESTERN GRAY!
Peni Parker: SQUIRREL WEB STYLE: ARIZONA GRAY!
Entrapta: SQUIRREL LIGHTNING STYLE: EASTERN FOX!
Perfuma: SQUIRREL NATURE STYLE: ABERT SQUIRREL!
Frosta: SQUIRREL ICE STYLE: MEXICAN FOX!
Mai Shiranui: SQURREL FIRE STYLE: DOUGLAS SQUIRREL!
Hilda: (British Accent) AMERICAN RED SQUIRREL!
Yuna: SQUIRREL WATER STYLE: SOUTHERN FLYING SQUIRREL!
Toph: SQUIRREL EARTH STYLE: HARRIS'S ANTELOPE SQUIRREL!
Julie: SQUIRREL EARTH STYLE: TEXAS ANTELOPE SQUIRREL!
Sari: SQUIRREL LIGHTNING STYLE: WHITE-TAILED ANTELOPE SQUIRREL!
Rachel: SQUIRREL LIGHTNING STYLE: SAN JOAQUIN ANTELOPE SQUIRREL!
Tatsumaki: SQUIRREL WIND STYLE: CALIFORNIA GROUND SQUIRREL!
Makoto Nanaya: SQUIRREL WIND STYLE: BELDING'S GROUND SQUIRREL!
Colette: SQUIRREL LIGHT STYLE: GOLDEN-MANTLED GROUND SQUIRREL!
R. Mika: SQUIRREL LIGHT STYLE: MEXICAN GROUND SQUIRREL!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): SQUIRREL DARK STYLE: SPOTTED GROUND SQUIRREL!
Juri Han: SQUIRREL DARK STYLE: ROUND-TAILED GROUND SQUIRREL!
Shantae: SQUIRREL MAGIC STYLE: ROCK SQUIRREL!
Akko: SQUIRREL STAR STYLE: WASHINGTON GROUND SQUIRREL!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said squirrels.
Lincoln and his harem: SQUIRREL FINAL SMASH: SQUIRREL RAMPAGE!
They summoned squirrels to attack
Wild Force Rangers: Jungle Sword!
Merrick: Lunar Cue, Break Mode!
Eli: Jungle Blaster!
Nico: Lion Blaster! Cannon Mode!
They fired waves of energy and the sword slashed Kyle and the blasts hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
The techniques and combos hit him and smashed him all over. Then Tabitha as Orca Mega Fortress of Darkness smashed onto Kyle with a tremendous belly flop!
KRASMASSSSSHHH!
He was squished flatter than a pancake!
Me: My favorite note. B Flat.
We went up to him.
Me: You're under arrest Kyle.
I pulled out some handcuffs.
Kyle: I'm not done yet!
A Giant robot appeared and Kyle and Salty Mike hopped into it.
William: Do I even want to know how they got that?!
Me: Nope. But lets summon the Wild Zords!
Cole: You got it.
They pulled out their sabers.
Rangers: WILD ZORDS! DESCEND!
They played a tune and then the Wild Zords all came!
Rangers: WILD ZORDS! COMBINE!
We formed the Wild Force Megazord, Kongazond, Predazord, Isis Megazord and the Animus Megazord!
Wild Force Rangers: Wild Force Megazord!
Merrick: Predazord, awaken!
Nico: Kongazord!
Me: Isis Megazord!
Eli: Animus Megazord!
We were ready!
Lola: He's in for it now!
Kyle: You think I'm scared!?
Me: You should be!
I summoned ALL OF THE WILD ZORDS! Then they combined and formed into ANIMAL KINGDOM OMEGA SUPER ULTRAZORD!
Nico: YEAH! FULL ANIMAL ROAR!
We fired a massive blast of energy and it hit the robot and exploded!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
He was down and defeated and the robot was destroyed!
I went over to Kyle and slapped the cuffs on him.
William: What do we do with Salty Mike?
Fluttershy: I got this.
Fluttershy used her stare on him and then scared him bad. It was like he was seeing the demonic force of fear personified.
Salty Mike was then put in a cage.
?: I will make sure that none of you humans will leave this place alive!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lincoln: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Twisted Silvermist.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Twisted Silvermist, but her arms and feet are covered in ice and her eyes are a solid ice blue, and there's hatred in her.
Silvermist: So, that's the twisted version of me?
Lincoln: It is, Silvermist, and Hook's to blame for this whole thing, what a monster.
Applejack: You said it, Linky. Sorry, Twisted Silvermist, but we got to snap you out of this mess and get you back to normal before you do something really bad.
Suddenly, Applejack's eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, Alicorns, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Sword of Honesty from her back, and as she approached Twisted Silvermist, she left orange energy, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples with every step.
Applejack: What happened to you because of that rotten, no good, ornery Captain Hook was indeed awful, but you're not going to die here, we're going to save you from the fate that befell you because of that sidewinding snake.
Suddenly, Applejack was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Earth and apples surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Applejack emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Applejack grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has apple red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and her cowboy hat with apple buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, her golden Amulet of Earth has green gems in the gold lightning bolts on her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and green crystals embedded in it because her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha merged with it, and in addition to the gold Thunderbird pendant, there's an Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and they're holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis. Applejack is dressed in a sleeveless green blouse with apples on it and a red phoenix, brown gloves with green gems on the back, green pants, brown cowboy boots with green apple gems on the side, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders. Suddenly, Applejack felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Applejack has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Applejack's massive Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, Sword of the Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of The Armageddon 23, Sword of Honesty, and all of the swords from her treasure battles suddenly began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, Earth, and apples, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, it's a brand-new greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade with her cutie mark and apples etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large green gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Applejack, Alicorn Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders, Loving Older Sister of Apple Bloom, Loving Younger Sister of Big Mac, Loving Granddaughter of Granny Smith, and Loving Daughter of Bright Mac and Pear Butter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Apple Sunrise, Orange Dawn, Lemon Morning, Lime Noon, Blueberry Afternoon, Boysenberry Dusk, and Grape Evening, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Earth and Apples"
アップルジャック、正直者のアリコーン プリンセスとアース スカイランダーズ、アップル ブルームの愛情深い姉、ビッグマックの愛情深い妹、グラニー スミスの愛情深い孫娘、ブライト マックと梨バターの愛情深い娘、リンカーン ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、愛情深い母サンダーバードアップルライトニングフリッター、アップルサンライズ、オレンジドーン、レモンモーニング、ライムヌーン、ブルーベリーアフタヌーン、ボイセンベリーダスク、および ぶどうの夕べ、悪を滅ぼし、錯乱し、殺戮し、冷酷で、およびサディスティックバスターズ、アメージングと強力なアメージングと強力な学生強力な教師、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、地球とリンゴのマスター
Applejack's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY APPLE ORCHARD ALICORN ANGEL OF ETERNAL HONESTY AND ETERNAL APPLE LOVE!
We were amazed by Applejack's Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Twisted Silvermist saw it, she fell into a rage and she fired blasts of ice at her, but Lincoln steps in and he absorbed them and it made him even stronger than ever, and that allowed Applejack to get the jump on her and fired a powerful orange energy blast with magic, earth, apples, and Alicorns at her, and it exploded and sent her flying into a wall, but she wasn't out yet.
Nico: Incredible, Applejack has transformed, that's so awesome!
Me: Yep, and now, the fight to save Twisted Silvermist from the fate that's befallen her is about to begin.
Lincoln: You said it, J.D., and Applejack, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Applejack: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Apple Earth Alicorn and Divine Honesty Love) Why, I feel mighty incredible, Linky. Now then, shall we save Twisted Silvermist from the horrible fate that befell her because of Captain Hook?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, my Alicorn Princess of Honesty.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Applejack.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Just hang on, Twisted Silvermist, we're coming to save you.
Applejack and Lincoln went after Twisted Silvermist, who continued firing blasts of ice at them, but Lincoln kept on absorbing them and it made him even stronger than ever, and then, he and Applejack fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, apples, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at Twisted Silvermist, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, Applejack and Lincoln hogtied her up in rainbow energy chains and they fired powerful blasts of purifying light, and it cured Twisted Silvermist, and it purified her, and the Pixie Hollow fairies caught her. We cheered wildly for what Applejack and Lincoln did as they holster their massive large greatswords on their backs and power down, and Applejack's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That's another Twisted Princess saved from their horrible fate. Thank you for helping me take down Twisted Silvermist, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Applejack.
Suddenly, Applejack wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned his face down to Applejack's face, they kissed passionately as Applejack's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Alicorn, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and apple trees growing around them and we all cheered wildly.
Rodney: So, we just witnessed Applejack's Phase 2 transformation.
Nico: Yep, this sort of thing happens whenever an uninvited villain shows up, and it's also the perfect way to end the ambassador mission, Rodney.
Me: And we took down Kyle and Salty Mike for good.
Andy Johnson: Yeah, those two were rotten bullies and bad to the bone.
Sergio: (Squawks) And Salty Mike's stupid and ugly.
Lincoln: Hopefully, you've learned your lesson, right, Sergio?
Ronnie Anne: Don't worry, Lincoln, we'll make sure of that.
Ronnie Anne got out the Chancla and when Sergio saw it, it meant that he was warned.
Maria Santiago: Hopefully, Sergio has gotten it in his head, and I still can't forget the trouble that bird has caused with his wild parties. Bobby wasn't the only one who didn't get any sleep at all.
Lincoln: (Gasps) What?
Rosa Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) Ay, it's true, Sergio's wild partying has also woken up Maria a numerous amount of times, and she needs her rest for work.
Carlota Casagrande: The same went with me, that bird's partying also cost me some sleep as well, and I couldn't forget all of the other annoying things he's done in the apartment and all over Great Lakes City, and to all of us.
Lincoln: Sheesh. Alright, now that Applejack's special mission is done, tomorrow is Musa's special mission.
Musa: I can't wait to see Sunny and the others again, this is going to be one musical mission we'll never forget.
Me: None of us will, Musa, especially The Moon Goats, The Hex Girls, The Rainbooms, and many of our singers and musicians.
Nico: Yep, when tomorrow comes, it'll be time to rock and roll!
D.J. Dalmatian: We'll bring the house down on the saps we'll be facing tomorrow. Mess with music, will they?! We'll teach them a lesson in music they'll never forget.
Kyle and Moe were taken to prison where they belong and Kyle's dad was mad that he gave birth to a disappointment son.
Me: He deserved to be thrown in prison for this.
Saix: I hope you two liked helping us out.
Andy: Are you kidding?! We loved it!
Spot: That's good.
Tchang Zu: Now, Kyle and Salty Mike won't bother you two again.
Fluttershy: I'm going to keep him as my prisoner in a sense. (Laughs)
Larxene: And you can spend some time with Applejack.
Electro: So, what do you guys wanna do now?
Rodney: How about we celebrate at our house?
Me: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah!
Andy: (To the viewers) We did it and we put Kyle and Moe in jail where they belong and those two will never torment anyone again.
Me: Good riddance.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
We went to Andy's house and had fun and then we went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
Kyle and Moe were found guilty of their crimes and were sentenced to 10 years in the Charon Reform School and another 15 years of Community Service as well as ordered to pay $522,323,466,233,122,899,323.00 in restitution.
Meanwhile in Atlanta, the crew of the class of Sunny Bridges was getting ready for our arrival.
Sunny Bridges: You all ready for the arrival of Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Tamika: You bet we are!
Lil'D: This is gonna be so awesome and cool!
Sunny Bridges: I'm excited too. Lets get ready to rock!
They got to rocking.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Another fanfic done!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Pinkie Pie, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Gotham City in the world of Batman & Robin and we're going to battle Mr. Freeze. This is gonna be cool. And we're going to have Lily cure Nora Fries and we're going to battle Another Arctiguana and a Phoenix Zodiarts! And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Shinato, King of A Higher Plane named Sheena Ravencroft. Sheena Ravencroft is the direct descendant of the witch Sarah Ravencroft from the 17th Century Salem Witch Trials and she is a witch like her ancestor. And she is also a cousin and relative of Ben Ravencroft. She was born with 3 sets of angel wings and has magic powers so strong that she is a master of elemental and light and dark magic. She is also Nico's friend from history class and knows so much about her ancestors dark deeds and more. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Muskegon, Michigan, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy The Ancestral Witches, and we're going to make them pay for all of their crimes against the Magical Dimension and send them straight to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet an Genesect Gene-Slammer named Emily Giabagu, who's not only Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan, but also Lincoln's classmate in science. Giabagu means Gear Bug in Japanese. And we're also in for a big surprise: she's the granddaughter of Dr. Light (Mega Man). But, like her grandfather, she wants to use science of robotics for the benefit of mankind and she'd stuck with her grandfather's ideals that robots and humans can coexist. It was Emily who introduced Lincoln to robotics and it was Lincoln who introduced Emily to video games, and since then, Emily and Lincoln often play games together, and they even worked together when it came to difficult video games such as Ninja Gaiden. This one time, both Emily and Lincoln would cosplay, as Lincoln would cosplay as Cloud Strife and Emily would cosplay as Tifa Lockhart. She and Lincoln once made a robot named Gear Man, a robot designed to repair any machine. She even built Lincoln a bracelet made of gold and jewels of his favorite color. To show how grateful he is, Lincoln made Emily a beautiful jewel encrusted hairband and he kissed Emily on the lips. She hates Lisa with a burning passion, plus she outright hated Dr. Wily for all the terrible things he has done. The Phase 2 transformation for Musa will be against Tritannus, another old enemy of The Winx Club, and he wants revenge on The Winx Club for ruining his plans. Get ready to rock as we meet the crew of Class of 3000 and we're going to battle BIG! It's going to be a battle of music.
See you all tomorrow.
