Over in Ireland was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Black Widow, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there because of a rise in Supernatural energy. Also Sh'Lainn Blaze and Nick Logan were with us because Sh'Lainn believes that her former people are causing trouble.
Me: So the next rescue is in Ireland. I always love coming here.
Camie: Ireland is so beautiful.
Lola: It sure is.
Himiko: This is a really awesome place to go to.
Nico: It sure is.
Qin: Ireland is one of my favorite places to visit because of all the history and culture.
Ochaco: It's always awesome to come here.
Black Widow: It sure is and I think Ireland is so pretty too.
Ibara: It's so awesome and they don't call it the Emerald Isle for nothing.
Sirius: No they sure don't.
Himiko: I have a feeling this is gonna be an awesome adventure in this one.
Laney: Me too. And I love Ireland because of the dancing and the music.
Lincoln: I love Ireland because of the castles and the culture as well as the food.
Nico: (LAUGHS) I know what Poromon would like about Ireland. The Mascots would love Ireland because of the beer.
We laughed at that remark.
Me: That is true and Ireland is the birth place of Guinness Beer. For over 250 years that beer has been popular here.
Nico: That's a definite fact.
Sheila (D&D): It sure is and I love Ireland because of all the history behind it and the fact that it's full of magic.
Me: And it's also where I stopped a tremendous war between Fairies and Leprechauns that threatened the delicate balance of nature.
Camie: Wow! When was this?
Me: Back when I was 3 years old. Me and my family were here in Ireland for vacation and I helped bring an end to a huge fight.
Camie: Wow that is so awesome! You were saving the world ever since you were young? That is amazing.
Tsuyu: Boy it sure is.
Black Widow: We all were amazed about that when we heard about it when we went to the Moonlands for the first time.
Applejack: That was an amazing adventure.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Natasha.
Black Widow: It's my pleasure Nico. It's going to be an awesome honor to be part of your rescue.
Nico: I'm glad you are gonna have a good time.
Laney: We all are.
Nico: Is it true that there's another like you named Yelena Belova?
Black Widow: Yes there is. She is my successor.
Me: Wow.
Nico: You think we could get her to join us one day?
Black Widow: It's possible. And she would make a great addition to both S.H.I.E.L.D. and to Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: She sure would and you both were trained under the same spymasters.
Qin: That's right.
Black Widow: Yes we sure were. But Nico, everyone I can't thank you guys enough for finding my sister Leia.
Me: It was our pleasure Natasha. We were really surprised she was turned into one of Ball Weevil's kind.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Camie: That was strange.
Kaina Tsutsumi: It sure was.
Camie: Yeah.
Black Widow: But I'm so happy to have her back.
Me: We all are.
Camie: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for again?
Me: It stands for Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate.
Camie: Right! That is a great acronym.
Nico: Are you guys glad Ness and Lucas are with us?
Me: You bet we are. And we have almost every Super Smash Brothers Character with us. Lets see. We meet Snake and Quiet tomorrow after the big anniversary. I hope one day we go to the world of Fire Emblem later on this year.
Nico: That I can arrange. I also hope we meet the Ice Climbers later on this year. Sometime this winter might sound good.
Me: That is gonna be cool!
Nicole: Yeah it sure is. That was a game made back in 1985.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But I love all the Super Smash Brothers Characters.
Nico: It sucks that Giygas couldn't talk though. He couldn't even make us stronger by saying how he hated us!
Me: I know. What a rip! But there are some bad guys that won't speak. Remember the Vortex Queen from when we met Ecco?
Nico: Oh right! That one didn't speak at all.
Rarity: But that was a great adventure though.
Varie: That's true.
Qin: Yeah.
Nick Logan: We should be getting close.
Sh'Lainn Blaze: (Irish Accent) It's just up ahead.
Me: I'm really looking forward to this one. I'll never forget facing the Banshees when we were here on Saint Patricks Day.
Nico: I remember that. That was so fun.
Nico: Like I said before, back and forth banter between us and scumbags is the best part of every mission.
Me: Yes it sure is. And nothing is more fun than exchanging witty banter. But it's NOT fun when the bad guy doesn't respond back to you.
Qin: Yeah that is not fun at all.
Black Widow: No it sure isn't.
Sougo: These Banshees have sonic powers, don't they?
Me: They sure do. They can fly, fire energy blasts, produce ear-shattering shrieks, teleportation, telepathy, and they even have the ability to see into the future.
Sougo: Wow! That is intense.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Yeah.
Sh'Lainn: Yes. My people are that dangerous.
Me: Yeah but they are very formidable creatures.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Wow.
Black Widow: This is gonna be a big fight.
Eli: It sure is.
Kaito: How do you know when a Banshee is near?
We heard a shriek.
Me: Like that.
Kaito: Oh.
We walked over and in a ruin we saw a bunch of banshees shrieking.
Nico: There they are.
Me: And they know we're here.
Kaito: What? How?
Me: They are telepathic remember?
Kaito: Oh right.
Me: Here they come.
We saw them flying.
Me: Time for action! (GOES SUPER ANGEL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA) (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Hope, Love, Friendship and Justice) This is gonna get ugly.
Nico: Lets get them!
Nico went Super Saiyan and we went at them.
Me: Hello Banshees! Remember us?
Queen Mab: (Irish Accent) YOU! You killed me.
Me: Nice to see you remember us after all this time.
Queen Mab: You have changed a lot J.D.
Me: Can't say the same for you Queen Mab. I've gotten stronger and far more powerful than ever since the last time we fought.
Queen Mab: So I see. Your death is now going to happen right now!
She fired waves of energy and I deflected the blasts away.
Me: Wrong!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju forms!
Rarity: Oh this is gonna be fun!
But then a light appeared and it landed in Rarity's hands and it was The Kiramager Grand Zi-O Ridewatch!
Rarity: (Gasp) My own Ridewatch for Kiramagers! Now it's time for me to sparkle!
She activated it!
Rarity: HENSHIN!
The spirits of the Kiramagers and their Mashin's and Yodonna appeared and then she got an awesome and wicked badass dark blue armor with the symbols of the Kiramagers on it and she had dark blue angel wings that looked like Yodonna's! She had turned into KAMEN RIDER KIRAMAGER GRAND ZI-O!
Me: WHOA! Rarity you look incredible!
Lincoln: WOW!
Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess of Jewels and Sparkle who reaches over Fashions and Gems of the past and the future. Her name is Grand Kiramager Zi-O! We have entered the second chapter of the Super Sentai history!
Qin: Wow! Rarity you look awesome!
Lincoln: Wow! Rares this is amazing!
Applejack: YEEHAW! Way to go Rarity.
Me: And it's perfect for you because the Kiramagers were your ambassador mission.
Rarity: I do look absolutely amazing darlings! Lets see what it can do.
She tapped the Blue Kiramager symbol and got A SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL SWORD! She flew and slashed the Banshees all over the place.
Nicole: That is so awesome!
Maria: Let's get more faces in here!
Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Zenkai Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) ANIMAL FORCE FURY!
She summoned Leap Frog, Grizzly, Yost Rhino, Black Scorpion, Black Spider, Manspider, Dark Phoenix, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Biowulf, Skalamander, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Gorizilla, Slobster, Slash and Repteel!
Nico: AWESOME!
Qin: So we have Slobster, Slash, Repteel and Gorizilla in the M.O.E. now! That is amazing!
Slobster: Yeah it sure is.
Albedo turned into Negative Wildmutt and growled.
Nico: Lets get them!
We fired waves of energy and they blasted the Banshees all over the place.
The Banshee's emitted an ear-shattering shriek and fired waves of energy and we dodged them and fiery explosions were blasting off all over the area.
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
Me: Take this! (Activate's Tiamat's Ridewatch.
(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE, LIGHTNING, ICE, POISON AND ACID SWIRLS AROUND ME)
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
Every breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
I fired waves of said elements and they hit some of the banshees and destroyed some of them.
Qin: Take that!
Negative Wildmutt ripped some of the banshees to shreds.
Sougo: If Rarity can do it, so can I!
Rider Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~!
Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! Grand Zi-O~!
Geiz: Save some for me!
Rider Time! Kamen Rider Geiz! Re-vi-i-ve Goretsu~! Goretsu!
Me: YEAH!
He tapped the statue for Faiz and the year 2004 formed a portal and out came Takumi and he bashed the banshees and blasted them all over with his Faiz Blaster and blew them apart.
Qin: Take that!
Me: And this too! (Activate's Lady Flamicorn's Ridewatch) (Speaking In Korean) 당신은 당신이 한 모든 일에 대한 대가를 치르게 될 것이고 나는 천 개의 성난 태양의 힘으로 당신을 불태울 것입니다! (You will pay for everything you did and I'm going to burn you with the power of a thousand angry suns!)
Nico: Whoa that is hot!
I fired waves of intense fire and burned the banshees all over into dust.
Maria: Take that!
Nico: YEAH!
All that was left was Queen Mab!
Sh'Lainn: I'll deal with her myself.
Nico: Go for it.
She went up to her.
Queen Mab: You were always weak Sh'Lainn. You can still kill these weak humans.
Sh'Lainn: No. You were wrong about everything. The Humans are great people and J.D., Team Loud Phoenix Storm and everyone even Nick saved us all from doom many times.
Queen Mab: Then you too shall die.
Me: You have no honor Mab. Sh'Lainn is one of you and you tossed her aside like garbage. That shows that your soul is as black as night. Just like most of your people.
Sh'Lainn's eyes glowed powerful red and she fired waves of energy at Mab and blasted her all over.
Queen Mab: How could you let these humans poison your mind with lies!? They destroyed us and killed us!
Queen Mab blasted at her!
Sh'Lainn dodged the blasts.
Sh'Lainn: No! You killed them! You were made for one purpose Mab, To Kill! Your fate was sealed the day we came to this planet!
She kicked her down.
Queen Mab: The humans are our mortal enemies. They must die at any cost.
Sh'Lainn: No! YOU are the one that will die!
Nico: She's already made her choice!
Me: And her home is Earth and we are her family! And you ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Sh'Lainn blasted Mab's head clean off the moment I said that and she was dead and I banished her and the Banshees to the Black Gates.
Qin: Good riddance.
Me: You did great Sh'Lainn.
Qin: Yeah.
Nick Logan: We're proud of you Sh'Lainn.
Sh'Lainn: Thank you. All of you.
Nico: We're not done yet.
Then we heard a roar and then we saw a figure come out and it was a black Vulpimancer! It was ANOTHER WILDMUTT!
Me: Another Wildmutt!
Nico: I didn't expect this one.
Laney: Wow!
It roared.
But then I heard a voice inside my head.
?: J.D. can you hear me?
Me: Huh? Wait I know that voice.
I saw that it was coming from the Another Wildmutt.
Another Wildmutt: (Speaking to me Telepathically) (In a girls voice) That's right J.D. Been a while.
Me: Iris Donnavan? Wow.
Another Wildmutt: Its been a while J.D.
Me: Yeah you are looking awesome.
Nico: J.D. who are you talking to?
Me: The Another Vulpimancer. Her name is Iris Donnavan and she is a girl that I know. She doesn't speak however. She can only speak telepathically.
Zocks: Was she born that way?
Me: Yeah she was born mute. But she was also born with incredibly strong telepathic communication. It's why she only communicates through telepathy.
Zocks: Very interesting. But I can't hear her talk.
Me: She only talks to you inside your head.
Zocks heard what she was said.
Zocks: Oh wow. Iris that must be hard to speak to people without talking to them physically.
Another Wildmutt: (Telepathically to Zocks) Yes Zocks. And I'm sorry I can't speak to anyone.
Zocks: It's all right.
Me: But Iris what did Swartz promise you even though he is dead?
Another Wildmutt: (Telepathically to me) He promised to give me the ability to talk with my mouth. But I used my mind reading powers and knew he was lying from minute one.
Me: Not even manipulative liars are a match for mind-reading powers.
Qin: What did she say?
Me: She said Swartz promised to give her the ability to talk with her mouth but she used her mind reading powers and knew he was lying from minute one.
Nico: Whether you want us to grant that wish is up to you. But regular Vulpimancers can't exactly talk to anyone physically either.
Me: Their evolved counterparts can but not the regular ones.
Nico: True.
Another Wildmutt: (Telepathically to Nico) Yes that's right. But thank you for that Nico.
Nico: You're welcome.
Me: Iris I'm sorry we have to fight you but it's the best way to get you back to normal.
Another Wildmutt: I understand J.D. Hit me with your best shot!
Me: You got it!
I powered down.
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico: (activates Billy Numerous' Ridewatch) I'm not kidding about us being able to grant that wish.
Me: We actually do have that kind of power.
Nico made 310 clones of himself!
310 Nicos: (In Unison) Think about it. We can make you talk.
Another Wildmutt: (Telepathically to Nico) And I know you have that kind of power. But I'll make my decision on that after you save me.
310 Nicos: Fair Enough.
(RIVERDANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
They danced to Cry of The Celts and blasted her all over with waves of green energy and smashed her all over.
Me: Love the Riverdance! My turn!
I activated Gansley's Ridewatch.
Me: Time for some sea shanties.
(SAILING OVER THE DOGGER BANK PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLS AROUND ME)
List of songs
"Sailing Over the Dogger Bank" is a traditional sea shanty dating back to at least 1890, although it was undoubtedly composed well before then. A version of it was sung in the title card of the episode "Sailor Mouth," performed by Brian Douglas Gulland, Tim Laycock, Robin Jefferey, and Robert Alexander White.
Lyrics
Sailin' over the Dogger Bank: Oh, wasn't it a treat?
Wind a-blowing east-nor'-east, we had to give a sheet!
You ought to see us runnin' the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Our captain he's a Shanghai roush, he loves a pint of good ale.
Our mate he is a road stone-inspector, been seen in many's a jail.
Our third mate he's a bush ranger, he comes from the African Isle.
And take a look at our old cook it gets the bugger wild!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Watch out, twigger, as down the street she came.
High heels and painted toes, Jenny is on the game.
Jenny is one of your flash girls, can't she cut a shine?
She can do the double shuffle on the Knickerbocker line!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
We are the boys to make a noise when we come home from sea.
We get right drunk, we roll on the floor, we have a jubilee- Eee!
We get right drunk and full of beer, we roll all over the floor,
And when our rent it is all spent we go to sea for more.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
I danced and fired waves of water and smashed her all over.
Black Widow: My turn.
She activated Shade's Ridewatch and Russian Dance Music played.
She fired waves of lightning and darkness and smashed Another Wildmutt down.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Eli: WOOHOO! Watch this one. (ACTIVATE'S CAMULA'S RIDEWATCH)
(TRANSYLVANIAN ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
Eli turned into a vampire and fired waves of darkness and blasted Another Wildmutt all over.
Me: WHOA! Nice job bro!
Maria: Oh, and did I mention there are no usual battles planned for today?
Nico: Yes you mentioned that earlier this morning because of the Anniversary today.
Me: And I called Snake and told them that we would be coming tomorrow. He understood because today is the big Anniversary of the War with The Royal Defenders.
Qin: Yeah that's right!
Camie: We'll have to hear about all that later.
Nico: Yep.
But then we heard a Motorcycle?
Nico: What the?
Then we saw a purple motorcycle with no one driving it!?
Me: A transformer?
Me: No wait.
It morphed and turned into a Dragon Pokemon! It was MIRAIDON!
Me: Whoa so that's Miraidon!
Nico: So awesome!
Miraidon: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Emily Imperion! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and yellow highlights and she had all purple clothes.
Emily Imperion: I got this for you guys.
She fired waves of energy and blasted Another Wildmutt down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I went over to Iris and picked her up. She was an orange hair girl in purple clothes and she had orange eyes. She looked at me and smiled.
Me: You'll be all right Iris.
I picked her up and carried her over.
Iris Donnavan: (Telepathically to Nico) Nico I want to talk with my mouth.
Nico: Awesome.
Nico snapped his fingers and then Iris said her first words.
Iris Donnavan: (Out loud) Wow that was strange. (GASP) Hey! I can talk! Wow!
Nico: See? Any false promises Swartz has made will be made true by us.
Me: Yeah. How do you feel now that you can talk out loud Iris?
Iris Donnavan: I can't wait to tell my mom and dad. They are going to flip.
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Twilight Sparkle: That is so cool you can talk now.
Iris Donnavan: It sure is! Wow!
Emily Imperion: But I'm really happy for you Iris.
Me: But we never saw that happen before. A Pokemon that can turn into a really awesome and boss motorcycle? That's really amazing.
Emily Imperion: It sure is.
Black Widow: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emily Imperion: I'm an awesome skateboarding champion and so is Nico. Me and Nico were in the X Games and we won.
Me: Get outta town! You were in the X-Games!?
Nico: Yep. Me and Emily won and we dominated the whole competition.
May: That is so cool Nico!
Lincoln: Wow! That sure is!
Me: Wow!
Nico: Yep. Good times.
Emily Imperion: Those were good times.
Nico and Emily hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Emily.
Emily Imperion: Me too Nico.
Rainbow Dash: Your motorcycle form is awesome Emily.
Fluttershy: Um do you think I can ride you sometime Emily?
Emily turned into her Miraidon Motorcycle form.
Emily Imperion: Sure Fluttershy. Hop on.
May: Don't worry about us. We'll just fly home.
Fluttershy got on and she and Emily drove off and it was fun and then we all flew home 20 minutes later after they came back.
We told everyone everything and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Great-Grandma Harriet, and Samus are heading to The Casagrandes' apartment, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but we're in for one supernatural mission: there's a ghost chicken haunting The Casagrandes and it's wrecking the place, and we're going to find out that this ghost chicken, Alfredo, has a nasty grudge against Sergio because that parrot did a ton of terrible things to him back when he was alive: Sergio pooped on his car, ruined his birthday party, and he even stole his wallet, but the worst thing ever is that Sergio stole his sunglasses and that's exactly what led to Alfredo dying and he came back from the dead as a ghost to get his sunglasses, and that's exactly what we're going to do: help Alfredo get his sunglasses back from Sergio so he can cross into The Afterlife, and Sergio's also in for one nasty swatting to the butt with a Chancla. We also got word that three old enemies of Spyro, Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, are here, and after we stop the haunting, we're sending that wuss and his henchmen to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Great Lakes City and heading to The Casagrandes' apartment, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but we're in for one supernatural mission: there's a ghost chicken haunting The Casagrandes and it's wrecking the place.
Me: Whoa, a ghost chicken? This is something Ed will love.
Nico: Combining his love for chickens and the supernatural, but this ghost is wrecking the place.
Ronnie Anne: Bobby sent a picture of what this ghost is doing, take a look.
Ronnie Anne showed us the picture of what that ghost was doing: levitating objects and throwing eggs at them.
Lincoln: Whoa, this is one serious haunting. AARGH Cadet Lincoln Loud is ready to take on this ghost, and I want to thank you and Great-Grandma Harriet for joining us, Samus.
Samus: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Great-Grandma Harriet: I've seen your rescues from the afterlife, and now, it's an honor to join you on your rescue.
Samus: And it was great seeing Ness and Lucas again.
Lincoln: Same here, and we took down Giygas and Queen Chrysalis as well. And I've got a feeling that the next of The Doomsday 23 is going to be The Storm King, which means Helen Anderson is going to face him.
Applejack: The Champion of Honesty VS. The Tyrannical Storm Monarch, this is going to be one wild storm of a match.
Lincoln: Especially since we're also joining her in the match, A.J. And today's the 2nd Anniversary of The War With The Royal Defenders.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: That war happened two years ago, but this was due to Sindri Myr's foul hand.
Lincoln: That's right, and our Royal Defenders counterparts were traumatized by what they've done and in that monster's name. But, Sindri Myr paid the price when I sent his soul to The Black Gates on my rescue before we went after the barbarian tribes in the Badlands in the world of Warhammer.
Nico: Yep, you got that right. Now, let's go bust that ghost chicken.
We got inside The Casagrandes' apartment, and that ghost chicken was already causing tons of chaos there by levitating and throwing objects, throwing eggs, and it sent Sergio flying into a wall with one of the couch pillows.
Frida Casagrande: (Shrieks) (Spanish Accent) We're good people. (Shedding Tears) Why are you haunting us?!
Then, some feathers formed an arrow, and it was pointing at Sergio.
Me: Hey, that arrow's pointing at Sergio.
Nico: Sergio Casagrande, what did you do?! And do you know this chicken?!
Sergio: I had a chicken roommate in Flight School, but he moved to a farm, never heard from him again. (Recognizes the ghost) Ooh, Alfredo, is that you?
Then, the arrow of feathers formed into a mallet and hits Sergio on the head and he crashed onto the floor.
Sergio: Yep, that's him.
Lincoln: Ghosts don't stick around in the world of the living unless they have unfinished business with the person they believed has wronged them.
Rosa Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) Sergio, did you wrong this chicken?
Great-Grandma Harriet: Allow us to converse with him.
Great-Grandma Harriet, Lincoln, Lucy Loud, and Luna Anderson conversed with Alfredo, and when she brought up what did Sergio do to him, he showed them just what that parrot did to him: Sergio pooped on the windshield of his car, he sprayed the car and Alfredo with a hose and it caused him to crash into his own birthday cake and ruined his birthday party, and Sergio stole his wallet. But, when Alfredo then showed them the visit Sergio made to the hospital, they saw Sergio take his sunglasses and that last act ultimately led to Alfredo's death.
When he was finished, they turned to us.
Lincoln: We just finished out conversation with our ghost, and we found out why he's haunting The Casagrandes: his name is Alfredo, and he's really angry at Sergio for a lot of wrongdoings. First, Sergio pooped on the windshield of his car.
Luna Anderson: Then, he sprayed the car and Alfredo with a hose and it caused him to crash into his own birthday cake and ruined his birthday party.
Lucy Loud: He then also stole Alfredo's wallet and all of his money.
Great-Grandma Harriet: But, the worst wrongdoing Sergio has committed against Alfredo was when he visited Alfredo in the hospital: Sergio stole Alfredo's sunglasses and that last act ultimately led to Alfredo's death.
We gasped in pure shock, including The Casagrandes.
Sergio: Oh, that's where I got these sunglasses.
Lincoln: And because of you wearing them, this led to Alfredo coming back from the dead as a ghost, and he wants his sunglasses back, so that way, he can cross over to the afterlife.
Sergio: But, they look so good on me.
Lincoln: Girls.
Lincoln's harem pounced on Sergio and this caused Sergio to lose the sunglasses and Lincoln caught them just in time, and he handed them to Alfredo, and when he put them on, he struck a few poses and then, he faded away.
Me: Whew, we did it.
Lincoln: Yep, but we're not done yet. Sergio, because of what you did, there's only one punishment for you. Girls, if you would?
Lincoln's harem each took out a Chancla, and when Sergio saw it, he freaked out and he was about to fly off, but Luna Anderson made a wall of dark blue fire to keep him from getting away. Lincoln covers Fluttershy's eyes with his large left hand. Then, they pounced on him and he was getting one nasty swatting to his butt with a Chancla. When they were done, Sergio had a nasty case of baboon butt, and he was put in his cage for the remainder of the day, and we left the apartment, but not before we were given a big family group hug by The Casagrandes.
Nico: Looks like Karma came back and bit that parrot hard on the butt.
Lincoln: Big time. Now, to take care of Ripto, Crush, and Gulp.
Spyro: That wuss and his goons are going to get it big time.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of three girls calling for help, along with the sound of maniacal laughter in the air. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the three girls, but they've been cornered by Ripto, Gulp, and Crush, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the three girls, but they've been cornered by Ripto, Gulp, and Crush, and they're going to kill them.
?: (Girl's voice) (Greek Accent) That miserable pint-sized tyrannical dinosaur, let's get him!
Suddenly, we saw Charizard appear before us.
Nico: Charizard, but how?!
Lincoln: This wasn't Ash's doing again, and I'd recognize that Greek accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Athena Drákosfotiás, but we'll talk later, we've got three more of Spyro's moronic enemies to take care of.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, and that allowed the three girls to get to safety and were in an energy field put up by Lincoln to protect them from Ripto, Crush, and Gulp. When Ripto and his minions saw us, he was enraged, especially when he saw Spyro again. Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings turned orange, but the stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers remain the same.
Spyro: Should've known you'd come back again, Ripto.
Ripto: Shut up, you little twerp, you ruined my plans to rule all of Avalar.
Crash Bandicoot: He had every right to stop your plans dead in its tracks, Ripto. Plus, I still owe you a beating for long ago when you teamed up with Cortex and Uka-Uka and tried to conquer both my home and Spyro's home.
Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice from his wider and more muscular back and he'd transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will. Suddenly, we saw Crash Bandicoot's massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Sword of Elemental Justice and the swords that he'd gotten in the treasure battles began merging and the sword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy and the elemental forces of the Skylands, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery, it's a brand-new large greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade with the symbols of Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Life, Light, Dark, Undead, Tech, and Magic etched on it in rows, two large crimson wolf heads for the crossguard, large rainbow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large crimson wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a large rainbow gem below the wolf heads for the pommel.
Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Bandicoot and Elemental Skylands Bravery) Lincoln, let me and Spyro give him and his thugs welcome back beating, then you guys can join in and we'll send them to the grave.
Lincoln: Okay.
Crash Bandicoot and Spyro went after Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, and they brutally attacked them, Spyro fired fireballs at them and Crash Bandicoot slashed at them with his massive new greatsword, and he fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fire, earth, darkness, wind, water, gears, bones, light, magic, and plants at them, and he also shattered Ripto's magic scepter.
Lincoln: Aha, that's the signal. Come on, gang, let's join in.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Samus, Great-Grandma Harriet, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Ripto, Crush, and Gulp and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired three powerful orange energy beams, which hits Ripto, Gulp, and Crush, and the blasts destroyed them, and when their spirits appeared, Lincoln drew a kanji on their foreheads and they were erased by The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln's massive angel wings changed back from orange to white.
Lincoln: That's it for Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, and they'll never return to terrorize anyone again. (To Athena Drákosfotiás) And it's so good to see you again, Athena Drákosfotiás.
Athena Drákosfotiás reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing yellow hair, blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the voluptous body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful orange angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Charizard, and she's dressed in an orange two-piece bikini, orange sandals, and long sleeveless orange trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, and Charizard on the back, and holstered on her back a large Charizard-themed greatsword with Charizard etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, Charizard's wings for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Athena Drákosfotiás and they hugged, and Athena Drákosfotiás was very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were fifteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and massive white angel wings. (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) I could get used to it, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Nico: Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Athena Drákosfotiás, she's not only my classmate in gym, but she's also one of my most loyal Guardian Angels from Greece. Her last name Drákosfotiás means Fire Dragon in Greek. I also found out that she's the cousin of Shizuka Marikawa, and like her, she's also taken interest in being a doctor and was able to help me heal from even my worst injuries. She also hates bullies as well, when she found out that Chandler and his goons as well as Lynn were bullying me, she beat the crap out of them and when she was done with them, their legs, their arms and their teeth were broken and she even turned them into a massive human pretzel.
Athena Drakosfotias showed us the picture of Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Lynn turned into a massive human pretzel.
Nico: (Winces) Ooh, now that's really brutal.
Lincoln: Big time, and when Lori saw it, she knew what'll happen if she continued with her heartless act, and to show thanks to Athena, I kissed her on the lips.
Me: Now, that's really sweet.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's a good thing Lynn's not among the group today, because, Athena hates Lynn and Chandler with a burning passion.
Eli: After what you told us about her hating bullies, I wouldn't be surprised.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Athena Drákosfotiás' neck with orange gems on the gold thunderbolt links and orange crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means that just like your cousin, you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Athena.
Athena Drákosfotiás had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Athena Drákosfotiás' waist and Athena Drákosfotiás wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The three girls are Chiho Kagari, Non Katagiri, and Irie Konagi from My Sweet Tyrant.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chiho Kagari, Non Katagiri, and Irie Konagi from My Sweet Tyrant.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chiho Kagari: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chiho Kagari and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Chiho Kagari: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and the two clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Chiho Kagari: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, three Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chiho Kagari, Non Katagiri, and Irie Konagi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened at The Casagrandes' apartment and they were glad that Alfredo got his sunglasses back from Sergio, and that loud-beaked parrot got the swatting of a lifetime with Chanclas from Lincoln's harem, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, three old enemies of Spyro, and the one who brought them back was The Storm King.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in sending those three to The Black Gates, everyone cheered for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Athena Drákosfotiás have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe The Storm King was the one who brought those three Jurassic morons back from the dead.
Spyro: I didn't want to believe it either, but Lincoln's massive white angel wings changing colors was a big red flag warning us about them.
Lincoln: Yep, but don't worry, The Storm King will get what he deserves later on today.
Nico: Yeah, and Helen Anderson will make sure that monster never returns to terrorize Equestria ever again.
Just then, Lynn came in, and when she saw Athena Drákosfotiás, her skin turned pale as the memory of her, Chandler, and his goons getting turned into a massive human pretzel came back to her, and as soon as Athena saw Lynn, she glared with fury at Lynn.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) Lynn, I can never forget what you, that sewage bastard, and his goons did to your little brother, but I'm going to look past it, when your brother told me he got rid of the demon that was inside you.
Lynn breathed a sigh of relief, but we were in for quite a tale later on.
After solving the haunting at The Casagrandes' apartment and helping Alfredo get his sunglasses back from Sergio and destroying Ripto, Gulp, and Crush, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 200,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Athena Drákosfotiás saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Athena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Athena, can you tell us why you hated Lynn and Chandler with a burning passion?
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One day, I was walking to the cafeteria for lunch, but then, I heard the sounds of painful screaming coming from the cafeteria, and I ran inside and I saw who it was that made that scream: it was Lincoln, and he was getting beaten up badly by Lynn, and helping her was Chandler. It turns out Lynn made an alliance with Chandler to kill Lincoln. I was extremely angry at those bastards, I ran at them and I brutally pummeled them into the dirt and I threw Lynn into a trash can and Chandler into the school's dumpster. Then, I went to Lincoln and with the medical knowledge I'd gained, I healed Lincoln's injuries. But, then, he broke down and he hugged me, and I hugged him back to comfort him. I then told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what happened to Lincoln, and I pointed out that Lynn and Chandler were the ones who did it, and that stubborn jackass said that she was tired of Lincoln continuing to live, so she made an alliance with Chandler to kill him once and for all, and she meant it in cold blood. The other sisters were really furious with Lynn and they wanted to give her the same treatment she and Chandler gave Lincoln, but the parents beat them to it, and they sent Lynn to jail for three weeks, and she had a bad time in jail, and Chandler was also thrown in jail for a month by his mother.
We were shocked.
Eli: I can't believe Lynn made an alliance with Chandler to kill Lincoln, that's like making a deal with The Devil.
Lincoln: And I was so mad, I wanted to turn into a vampire and drain Lynn and Chandler dry of blood, but, I didn't.
Nico: You took control of the vampire inside you, Linc, and that was really awesome. Plus, you do have many powers thanks to the blood of some of your fellow Guardian Angels, along with self-defense tactics, martial arts, and many others.
Lincoln: That's true, but Lynn was a very brutal monster who wanted blood and Chandler was an evil conniving and murderous psychopath who had access to dangerous weapons, thanks to his evil dad, and those two in a deadly team-up would mean that I'd still be dead even if I fought back.
Me: Jeez.
Nico: Either way, you were outmatched by Lynn's brand of violence and Chandler's murderous desire to kill. But, I'm really glad Athena saved you from those two, and Lynn, what the hell were you even thinking making an alliance with Chandler?
Lynn: That bitch just wanted me to put Lincoln in his place or even worse kill him, she saw him as a threat to her existence.
Lincoln: On that day, I swore I wasn't going to let Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, or any of my enemies do that to me or to my family, friends, and Guardian Angels again. I then began training even more and practicing even more with my powers, and I'd also started working out a lot with help from my fellow Guardian Angels and I had help to keep it a secret: Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, Dad, and my friends, and they kept Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan very much in the dark.
Luna: He was really serious, dude. He wasn't going to let those five get away with doing that to him or to all those close to him, and if he had kids in the future, he was going to protect them from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and his enemies.
Thunder Sparkle: So, that's why Dad's been working out and training with his powers long before any of us met and even before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed.
Nico: Now, I really understand now. Even before any of us met and way before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, Lincoln wanted to get stronger, so that way, he can not only defend himself, but also protect all those close to him from his enemies including the five mean sisters of his own family.
Me: What Lynn and Chandler did really crossed a big line and Lincoln made a big goal for that one.
Lincoln: Yes, and that goal has remained ever since, but I also added in that I also wanted to push myself past my physical and mental limits and go beyond them.
Nico: And that's where we all came into the picture, and you were quite surprised at the changes that your man's gone through, Athena.
Athena Drákosfotiás: (Greek Accent) Definitely.
Nicholette Torrington: We all were.
Clara St. Clarice: To see the boy that we knew from long ago grow up into a very strong man, but still remain who he was long ago, we were really happy.
Lincoln smiled warmly, and he made of himself and they went up to the girls in his harem, and they wrap their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls and the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a romantic kiss and we all cheered for them, and his clones disappear and he went back to working out.
Luna: To have that many Guardian Angels looking after him, that really gets you in the heart, dude.
Nico: And your little brother's also done the same by protecting them not only from his enemies, but also from the five mean sisters in the family, Luna.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, a bright light descended on The World Tree Estate and we had to cover our eyes. Then, the lights faded and we uncovered our eyes, and we also saw three figures in the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln saw who they were, the male is Iruma Suzuki and his two girlfriends, Azazel Ameri and Valac Clara from Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun.
Lincoln: (Gasps) It's Iruma Suzuki and his two girlfriends, Azazel Ameri and Valac Clara from Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun.
Nico: Then, this means his world was the one that just merged with ours. Plus, what his parents did to him was despicable, they were a bunch of deadbeats and even worse, they abused him, and you know I hate abusive bad parents.
Lincoln: If we see them, we're going to arrest them and put them in prison.
Suddenly, Iruma Suzuki, Azazel Ameri, and Valac Clara came to, and they eventually saw us.
Iruma Suzuki: Oh, no way, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!
Lincoln: Yep.
Valac Clara: Wow, you guys are well-known legends in the world we came from.
Azazel Ameri: Yes, and currently, you all are doing battle with The Doomsday 23 who've been brought back by The Church of Necrom's contingency plan since the other day.
Nico: That's right, and so far, we've taken down Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis, the next one to take down is The Storm King.
Iruma Suzuki: I've heard about The Church of Necrom, word gets around in The Demon World really quickly.
Lincoln: Wow.
Iruma Suzuki: And I hope you don't mind me asking, but...
Lincoln: (Smiles) Say no more, Iruma, you and your girlfriends are more than welcome to join the team.
Valac Clara: Yes!
Nico: (Smiles) And if we see your deadbeat parents, we'll have them thrown in the slammer for what they've done to you.
Iruma Suzuki: Thank you.
We welcome Iruma Suzuki, Azazel Ameri, and Valac Clara into Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: And we also got to get ready, guys, today's the 2nd Anniversary of The War with The Royal Defenders.
Nico: Oh, that's right. Plus, we still got The Storm King to deal with, but he'll show up later on today.
Helen Anderson: That's right, and I'm going to make him pay for this, that low-down side-winding monster of storms.
Applejack: You got that right, and I hope you don't mind me and Linky joining in, Helen.
Helen Anderson: Not at all, Applejack.
Lincoln: We'll make him pay for the crimes he's wrought against Equestria.
Nico: Yeah, you guys will raise a storm of honesty and blow him away.
Me: Straight into The Black Gates.
Lincoln: That sidewinding overgrown snake in the grass is looking at a one-way trip to the Black Gate hoosegow.
Applejack: (Snickers) Was that cowboy talk I just heard, Linky?
Lincoln's eyes went wide when he heard what he just said, and then, Applejack went right up to him and she kissed him on the lips as his eyes really went wide and his long wild white hair stood up and his blush turned atomic red and his whole body turned atomic red, and when she separated, steam whistled out of his ears and he had a goofy smile on his face.
Pinkie Pie: Aw, ain't he cute?
We laughed for a bit.
Nico: Uh, A.J., you do realize Lincoln's going to get you back?
Suddenly, Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful arms around Applejack's waist and he brought her real close to his massive and extremely muscular body, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her on the lips and her face had an atomic red blush on her face, and she wraps her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck and when he separated, she had a lovestruck look on her face.
Applejack: HOOOOWEEEE!
Nico: Yep, I should've seen that one coming.
In the park we were getting everything set up for the big barbecue for the 2nd Anniversary of the War with The Royal Defenders. The Masters of Evil were bringing in some of their awesome foods for us and we made meat trees filled with our favorite meats and more for the barbecue and Mary, Varya, Autumn and Lynn Sr. made awesome New Orleans and international foods for us to eat too.
Me: This is gonna be an awesome barbecue and meal.
Qin: It sure is. Everyone all over the city is coming too.
Lola: Wow! This is gonna be an awesome party.
Maria: Roxy, you and Tsukasa are up for bonding time.
Roxy: Awesome! Looking forward to this one.
Me: Sorry we didn't use Ridecards for the rescue Tsukasa.
Tsukasa: No worries. We can still use them tomorrow for the battle with one of Snake's enemies.
Lisa Loud: Indeed we can.
Tsukasa: Roxy, meeting you was one of the best days of my life.
Roxy: That was so awesome and really fun. We had a lot of fun battling some of the monsters you faced.
Tsukasa: We sure did.
Lola: Those were all awesome.
Camie: Yeah they sure were.
Roxy: Not to mention that you're one of the anniversary Riders.
Tsukasa: Yep. To commemorate 10 years of riders during the Heisei Era.
Qin: That's right. But Fourze is commemorate 40 years of Kamen Riders all together.
Gentaro: She's right on that.
Tsukasa: That's true.
Maria: And ever since Apollo Geist's demise, you always use your Rider Cards whenever the Megaforce Rangers Morph.
Tsukasa: That's true and so does Sougo for the Ridewatches.
Sougo: No arguments on that one.
Maria: Yeah.
Roxy: Still so awesome.
Homer brought his Hive Smoker and it was awesome.
Camie: That is so awesome that you have a barbecuer in the shape of a beehive Homer.
Homer: Yep. It sure is awesome.
Marge: I think it's a great barbecuer.
Lola: I do too.
Tsukasa: Roxy what was your favorite monster we took down?
Roxy: That's a really tough one. But they were all deadly.
Me: I liked facing the Worms. I got to take off my heavy jacket and show how fast I am without it on.
Tsukasa: That is awesome.
Nico: I liked facing all of them.
Me: What can I say? Nico can't just pick one. It's awesome.
Nico: Yep and it's true.
Tsukasa: That was awesome still.
Me: In fact the 17 Kamen Rider Missions we had in July and August were all awesome and the best ever.
Qin: Those were so awesome.
Camie: They sure were.
Me: And Tsukasa you were the first of the 13 days of Riders.
Tsukasa: That's right we sure were.
Daiki: So awesome.
Tsukasa: Now, we just have to recruit Agito, Dragon Knight, Faiz, Blade, and Revice next year.
Me: Boy that will be so awesome. Darn shame Ryuki is not gonna be with us though.
Nnico: Yeah no kidding.
Lana: But I loved all the Kamen Rider Missions.
Varie: They all were so much fun.
Himiko: Yeah they sure were.
Misty Tredwell: I loved all of them. Especially the Saber mission.
Me: That was my favorite Misty because of the Wonder Ride Books.
Laney: Those were awesome.
Roxy: Sure, the Ryuki Riders won't be with us. But their American counterparts will be.
Me: That's considered the next best thing. Cool.
Nico: Yeah.
Tsukasa: Yeah. I can't wait to see who gets bonding time next.
Me: Well it's gonna be W next so Nuju and Philip & Shotaro next.
Nico: You're catching on J.D.
Hunter: (German Accent) Oh ja. Und I'm really looking forward to this too.
Me: Yeah we all are Hunter.
We got all of the food ready and everyone then came.
Maria: Looks like everyone's here.
Me: Yep they sure are.
Camie: This is gonna be awesome.
Qin: The 2nd Anniversary of the War With The Royal Defenders.
RD Me: Hard to believe its been 2 years since you guys stopped my friends in our universe.
Ed Cowart: It sure has been that long hasn't it.
RD Lincoln: No kidding there.
Dark Spicer: It all started when J.D. was looking online.
Me: Yep. I was looking up stories on the internet when I stumbled onto the Royal Defenders.
FLASHBACK CHAPTER 1129.
At the estate, I was looking up stories on the internet and I was looking at something really interesting. It was a story about the Loud House in a parallel universe and as I read I thought it was very interesting. But as I continued to read, what I saw was shocking! The Loud Kids on that universe were in every way like The Justice Lords and they were demoralizing heroes at a rapid level and robbing them of their reputations and dignity. But they weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Instead they were called the Royal Defenders and me, Nico and most of us were not affiliated with them.
Me: HOLY SHIT! GUYS! Take a look at this.
Nico: What is it?
Me: Read this.
Nico and everyone read what I saw and they were shocked and enraged and horrified.
Nico: WHOA! We better call the Masters of Evil about this.
Me: Yeah.
20 minutes later, the Masters of Evil were all called into the estate.
Dark Spicer: Can you guys tell us why you called us here? It sounded urgent.
Harley Quinn: Darky, it's plenty urgent.
Me: Look at this guys.
They all looked at the screen and they saw a fanfiction written by heavy5comando and what they saw made their blood boil.
Dark Spicer: The fuck is this?!
Me: A window into a parallel universe where an alternate version of us hates heroes and disgraces them.
Firefly: You sure? Because there are alternate versions of Optimus and Ben fighting alongside those versions of Lincoln and the others.
Me: I'm dead serious. Keep reading.
They kept reading and they saw that I was right.
They saw that the Louds called all the heroes big disgraceful freaks and they have no hope of becoming true heroes like themselves and are the worst ever so called heroes ever.
Electro: Those versions of Webhead, Optimus, and Ben are helping those Royal Defenders in their Regime?!
Me: Yeah.
Vypra: How cruel can those versions of you get!?
Carly Carmine: Terrible! Those versions of you are not heroes!
Misty Tredwell: They are more like disgusting jerks!
Me: You said it.
Zs'Skayr: (to Ben) I guess there's one version of you that's fallen from grace.
Ben: Yeah.
Laney: That version of my family gives heroes everywhere a really bad name.
Vexen: Show us one hero they've demoralized.
Me: They demoralized Ben, Optimus Prime, the Kids Next Door, Luke Skywalker and countless others.
I showed them all. It was a really long list of heroes.
Lana: WHOA!
Nico: That's a lot of heroes!
Xaldin: But Ben and Optimus eventually joined their twisted cause.
Me: They did and It's despicable. These versions of the Louds are tarnishing the name of good heroes everywhere.
Nico: Yeah we need to go stop them.
Greiger: How about we wait until your forces have increased?
Me: Good thinking Greiger. They have a huge force and we're gonna need a lot of help. We need to expand our forces exponentially.
Devon: (to Vypra) Can't believe I'm saying this but I hope you bring back Blaze and Roxy's robot clones for this.
Vypra: I will.
Steel: Heck, even Evox would be useful for this.
Nate: That's not a good idea. Evox would destroy both sides.
Me: I agree. Evox would destroy us all with any chance he got. Same with Venjix even though they are one in the same.
Will Vandom: Of course, if you bring back Robo Blaze and Robo Roxy before we confront the Royal Defenders, we'll need to find archenemies for them.
Vypra: Okay.
Shiv: (trying to lighten the mood) At least we know what you guys look like as tyrants.
Me: I guess this is what Justice Lord Superman was talking about and what would've happened if we did what he and the Justice League did.
Superman: Deja Vu.
Captain Cold: Looks like their Luna and Lincoln are the ringleaders.
Luna: Harsh!
Lincoln: I can't believe I would become like that.
Hydro Man: And all because of that bad luck incident in their world.
Me: Oh shit. Their version for Lynn really went too far.
Lynn: I can't believe I would let it get out of hand like that.
Luna: I know I can be protective of Lincoln. But to go this far?
Lynn: And I was the catalyst that put their world into oppression.
Shiv: (Pats Lynn on the back) Luckily it didn't happen here. That nightmare you had really set you straight.
Lynn: That's not enough! What if you really do go back to how I used to be and cause what happened there on this world? (sighs) It's best if you guys stay away from me from now on.
Me: Lynn don't say that! What happened in that universe didn't happen in this universe because of your love towards your siblings and Lightning.
Lightning: That's right babe. You are the best thing that's ever happened to your family and you are a strong spirited girl with the power to achieve awesomeness. Sha-Blam!
Lynn: You're right. Thanks guys.
Optimus Prime: They even had their version of me kill humans. All because that version was betrayed by the humans of his world as well as the temporary deaths of his Autobots.
Me: Like in Transformers The Last Knight.
Nico: Huge Deja Vu.
Lori: And then there's literally about what's going to happen to their version of Aunt Ruth!
Me: She went from a sweet old lady to a rampaging tyrannosaurus. I know it doesn't make sense but that was the best I could think of.
Lori: True. But that is literally a good way to put it.
Lola: And then there's the fact that the bad version of Luna's going to take her soul at the end of July on their world!
Luna: I would never do that!
Hydro Man: I'm glad you won't.
Me: No kidding.
Lord Drakkon: What the Loud Kids are doing in their world makes Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa look like saints.
Me: Good comparison.
Vert: Even Krytus would be disgusted. And he was out to conquer the multiverse!
Lana: I can tell.
Stanford: Maybe we should go to their world when the time comes and Hakai every last one of them!
Me: No Stanford. Those versions of the Loud's are kids and it goes against our code. So we'll lock them up in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Prison system after we strip them of their powers.
Zoom: Besides, if we stop to Hakai one of them, the others will gang up on us and kill us easily.
Me: That's right. Our best chance is to gather them all in one spot and strip them all of their powers in one fell swoop.
Yusei: There's also there other powerful allies. Like that Hollow guy.
Me: Yep. And they have many more in their forces. We're gonna need all the heavy fire power and help we can get.
Numbuh 1: They probably don't have the Kids Next Door helping them in their world. We all saw that their Lincoln threatened them when they tried to make him their new leader.
Me: Not cool. The Kids Next Door in their universe are gonna need the help of the Kids Next Door with us.
Numbuh 1: I can do that.
Me: The Adult Villains would hate the Loud Kids for this. We can't let their oppression go unpunished.
Maria: What's next? Are they gonna take out their Static and Lyoko Warriors as well?!
Me: Lets see here. I hope not.
Dante Vale: I think we may have to consider that those versions of you are past the point of no return.
Lincoln: I agree!
Lisa Loud: They are monsters.
Me: Yep.
Carmen: Sis, I'm scared. What if those jerks come here?
Maria: I don't think they will Carmen.
Me: It says that they don't even know about us.
Captain Cold: But we know about them now. They even roughhoused a kid named Penn Zero all because he accidentally took over the other Lincoln's body for a few minutes. Poor kid.
Me: Yeah. Poor kid.
Cornelia: It even shows Rusty (blushes) accidentally slapping Girl Jordan's butt after a routine dodgeball victory.
Girl Jordan: What!? (Growls at Rusty)
She kicked him in the crotch!
Me: (Winces) OOOHH!
Duncan: Right in the kiwis!
Irma: And then after, it shows Rusty accidentally slipping pulling off Linka's shirt by mistake.
Linka: He did WHAT!?
Linka then jumped him and smashed his brains out in a brutal fight cloud!
Skywarp: But that was in that universe. I know Rusty wouldn't do that! (to Rusty) Right, Rusty?
But Rusty was extremely mangled up
Skywarp: Rusty, please nod your head yes or shake your head no to my question.
He nodded.
Me: Holy Shit! Linka thrashed him into pulp!
Sakura Haruno: And I thought I was that vicious whenever Naruto did something pervy.
Lincoln: That's nothing. When Lady Hokage caught Master Jiraiya peeking on her, she totally went ballistic and pulverized his brains out.
Me: It's true. She just wailed on him like a thousand stampeding bulls.
Thundercracker: Think that's bad? Lincoln in that universe beat that version of Rusty up so harshly!
Me: Geez! So it's not just the girls that hate Rusty.
Lincoln: But I would never do that to one of my friends. Especially to someone I know like a brother.
Electro: Is this how they treat their teammates if one of them steps out of line for even a second?!
Me: Yep. In that universe, we aren't there to keep them in line like me, Nico and everyone else.
Aerrow: There's only those Neil, Gyro, Jack Cyber, and Hollow guys that keep encouraging this behavior!
Me: Looks like we have to kill them. But I do have some ideas on how we can ruin them. We can Incriminate them to make the public see them as villains and cut ties with them. Create an Ultron virus and destroy their technology. Use the God of Death to defeat their demons, his name is Greg. He has absolute rule over the living and dead no matter what universe. He hates it when people disrupts his balance of life and death. Or Use the opposite element on the elemental characters. What do you guys think?
Iron Man: There's no way Ultron would willingly give us a virus to use.
Me: Okay so that's out.
Stewie: But I should be able create a virus that can destroy their technology anyway.
Me: Okay. It says here that they have advanced technology and we can't let them see us coming.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Good plan amigo.
Valon: (Australian Accent) Right on mate.
Vexen: They also don't seem to have powered up angel forms.
Me: So their power is substantially weaker than ours. Good. It'll be easy.
Leonard: They don't even have wings at all.
Me: They might have jetpacks.
Star Butterfly: That could be the case.
Marco Diaz: Yeah.
Me: It also says that their version of Lincoln has Girl Jordan as hus girlfriend.
Laney: Really?
Me: Yep. G.J. do you have a crush on Lincoln?
Girl Jordan: (Blushes) Yes I do.
Me: Aww.
Hydro Man: Sure their Luna also has a Luna Frost form. But that and demonic powers are all she has.
Me: Terrible mix.
Luna: Yeah dude.
Firefly: You sure I can't kill her? Because I can easily melt her with my heat lasers. Plus, they might not have any code against killing kids.
Me: No Garfield. They may not have our code but we will NOT resort to killing kids ever.
Firefly: (Grumbles)
Vexen: Can I at least make her suffer before knocking her out?
Me: That you can still do.
Vexen: Good.
Hound: Vypra, plaese tell me you have those contingency plans for the Loud Kids in case they go rogue!
Vypra: We sure do.
Dark Spicer: I think that will be it for now. I need to go drinking to deal with what I just learned.
Me: We have plenty of soda In the fridge.
Dark Spicer: Thanks, man.
Dark Spicer went to go get one.
Me: (Eyes glow red) Look out Royal Defenders, your days of torture are numbered.
Drag Strip: Yeah! (concentrates)
Nico: What are you doing?
Drag Strip: Trying to make my eyes glow red with righteous fury as well.
Nico: I think only J.D.'s able to do that.
Me: Yeah. I only have that kind of power.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: I remember that. That was intense.
Homer: Yeah it sure was.
Varie: And that was when we decided to declare war on the Royal Defenders.
RD Lincoln: So it all started with you guys finding out about us online?
Me: Yep.
Qin: Crazy huh?
Miku Yuuki: It sure is.
Robo Roxy: Me and Robo Blaze ended up being involved after our debut.
Me: You sure did.
Varie: That was during my Detective Story. It was during the Case of The Pink Eyecrust Apple Crumble.
Numbuh 2: UCH! That was disgusting.
Vypra: That was cool though.
Nico: It sure was. And Varie did a great job in that one.
Qin: Yep.
Me: But we did a lot before the war began. And I had to get a lot of advice from tons of people. But the one that really helped us the most was Amanda Waller.
Ms. Waller: It's true. J.D. was under a lot of pressure. So I helped him out to help you out.
Nico: That's true.
Me: Also it was during the battles we had with the Shadow Riders that we got the secret on how to stop the Royal Defenders. It was all right here in Professor Banner's Book, the Emerald Tablet.
Waller: Me and Ed made some countermeasures against the Royal Defenders.
Ed Cowart: We sure did and they were all really helpful.
Me: And it was so amazing that they worked very perfectly.
Vince: The scariest part was where we learned that we had to fly through the Warp in order to get to the universe of the Royal Defenders.
Camie: That is really scary.
Lola: It sure was.
Eli: That is amazing.
Me: But it was awful that we found out some things that lead up to many adventures where we had future missions with you guys.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there.
Penn Zero: That is crazy.
Phineas: Yeah.
Red X: Me, Eccentro, Atomic Skull, Skulker, Beautiful Gorgeous, and Ghost were involved as well.
Me: You sure were. That was so awesome though.
Nico: Yes it was. In fact many of you that haven't joined the Masters of Evil weren't with us when the War broke out.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Hey yeah that's right!
Count Nocturne: Boy lots of things happened back then.
Me: But the shocking part of all that was that the Royal Defenders recruited Bill Cipher into their ranks.
RD Me: Yeah and to be honest I was completely against that and that is what lead to me being locked in a power neutralizer crystal prison.
Nico: Wow.
Me: That's intense.
Nico: When it was time for the war, we wasted no time kicking butt.
Me: No we sure didn't. The battle got underway that very second and we really let all hell loose.
Nico: It was really epic.
Me: I counted 61 battles altogether in that entire war.
Qin: Yeah.
Himiko: Wow! 61 Battles!?
Kaina Tsutsumi: That is incredible.
Misty Tredwell: It was awesome.
Evil Koko: That is amazing you all went through all that.
Wendy Sapphira: Yeah that was intense.
Laney: It was Wendy.
Dark Spicer: Me and Eddy displayed good teamwork in days before the war. But our teamwork REALLY shined on that day.
Eddy: But when me and Dark fought RD Leni, we found out something... shocking.
Dark Spicer: We found out that the Royal Defenders put servitude chips on Twilight's friends in that universe.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh man! I heard about that!
Qin: That was insane!
RD Lincoln: And looking back we were really stupid to do that.
Xenia: Boy no kidding.
Fu: Yeah.
Robo Blaze: Me and Sora faced Bill Cipher from the RD World.
Sora: We sure did and we banished him to the Warp.
Me: That was awesome and the most amazing out of all those battles.
Qin: Thank goodness he's gone.
Me: But there is a possibility that Bill Cipher will return. And if he does we'll give him the black gates.
Sora: We sure will.
Discord: But that was really amazing that you all destroyed him.
Nico: It sure was.
Camie: What is Bill Cipher?
Me: He's a living Illuminati.
I pulled out my wallet and showed a dollar bill and the pyramid on it.
Me: He looks like that. He was a living Illuminati and he was a deity of evil.
Camie: Oh. I get it.
Kairi: Me and Dr. Light faced the Disk Wars heroes from the RD world.
Dr. Light: We sure did.
Me: I just can't believe that the Royal Defenders had the gall to condemn the use of the DISKS.
RD Lincoln: No kidding. We were completely wrong about them.
RD Me: Yeah. I thought they all were amazing.
Me: Glad you and I agree on that.
King Hiss: Me and Leni fought RD Randy.
Leni: That was totes fun.
Me: All of us fought really well against all the Royal Defenders. But the greatest act of selflessness we've seen was when the RD version of Ben turned into Alien X to make the Ultimate Sacrifice and reset the entirety of that universe at the cost of his and everyone's memories of the Royal Defenders.
Ben: That version of me is a hero.
Me: A true hero.
RD Me: And thanks to that act of sacrifice I was set free. Then I later came to this universe to help you.
Nico: You sure did. And we later found out that the Royal Defenders were all under the poisonous influence of Sindri Myr.
Vypra: That was so strange.
Hunter: Ja. Und you all saved the Royal Defenders.
RD Lincoln: I can't believe we were like that.
Laney: No kidding. At least I wasn't in the Royal Defenders.
Me: Yeah. But AFTER the War we met the recruits of the Royal Defenders and now they are all part of the team.
Nico: That is true.
Maria: From that point, we visited our versions of those controlled.
Me: We sure did.
Eli: I think it's so awesome. We met the heroes of Remnant, Twilight and friends, The Superdudes, The Disk Wars heroes and so many more. That is so awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: That is so amazing.
Me: It sure is. And we took down numbers of their major enemies.
Ruby Rose: And became part of the greatest force in the universe.
Qin: And Lincoln has many awesome and great girls with him too.
Sunset Shimmer: That's true.
Tracer: (British Accent) Don't forget my team and Randy's.
Me: And Penn Zero, Phineas and Ferb and so many others as well.
Phineas: Yeah that is cool.
Nico: Overall, that war was one of our most unforgettable.
Me: That's true. And in less than a month we're soon going into another war.
Qin: Yeah with Evil Starlight Glimmer.
Me: Yep. And later on we're going to face The Storm King for Number 3 of the Guardians of Harmony.
Lola: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than The Storm King, and after he'd seen what we did to Ripto, Crush, and Gulp, he's furious, and now, he's coming here to get revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is The Storm King on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and he's furious that his plan to get rid of us when he brought back Ripto, Crush, and Gulp was foiled, and now, he's coming here himself to get revenge on us.
Helen Anderson: So, the third of The Doomsday 23 is none other than The Storm King, the monster who terrorized Equestria. We'll make him pay for his crimes for terrorizing all of Equestria.
Tempest Shadow: And there's no doubt he also still wants revenge on me for turning my back on him. But, I severed my ties with him long ago and rebuilt my friendship with Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: That's right, and Helen, Applejack, Lincoln, I only have this to say to you three: show that monster no mercy whatsoever.
Applejack: Don't you worry, Twilight, we won't show him any mercy whatsoever.
Lincoln: Yeah, we'll show him the true fury of the storm of honesty.
Nico: Yeah, that's what I like to hear. Alright, gang, let's go put an end to The Storm King once and for all.
We went out to finally confront The Storm King and put an end to him once and for all.
At a meadow we waited.
?: I will make every last one of you ponies pay for ruining my plans to terrorize all of Equestria!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Twilight Sparkle: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Storm King.
A figure came out, and it was none other than The Storm King, the monster who terrorized all of Equestria, and he has his own Staff of Sacanas.
Tempest Shadow: I should've known you'd one day return, you power-hungry monster.
Storm King: I have no words to even say to you, traitor. Storm Creatures, bring me their heads!
The Storm King's army of storm creatures went after us, but Lincoln summoned a powerful storm and it rained down powerful rainbow super lightning which electrocuted the storm creatures and Lincoln absorbed them and he gained a massive power boost and the lightning also electrocuted The Storm King. This angered him and he fired a blast of lightning from his staff, but Helen Anderson blocked it with her gold Elemental Shield of Harmony.
Storm King: Who do you think you are, mortal, to stand in my way?!
Helen Anderson: Someone who refuses to stand here and let you hurt my friends. (Orange Energy aura flares up) I am Helen Anderson, The Champion of Applejack, The Alicorn Princess of Honesty and one of the 27 girls chosen by The Elements of Harmony to be The Element of Honesty.
This horrified The Storm King greatly.
Storm King: Impossible, The Champions of Harmony have returned?!
Helen Anderson: That's right, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Helen Anderson's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with Earth, Alicorns, Magic, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Storm King, she left orange energy, Earth, Alicorns, Magic, and Apples with every step.
Helen Anderson: Storm King, I will never forgive you for what you've done for the terror and havoc you've caused to Equestria and to all ponies in your path, and what you did to Twilight Sparkle and her friends and to Tempest Shadow, that's crossed a serious line, and as The Champion of Honesty, I hereby sentence you to death for the crimes that you've committed!
Suddenly, Helen Anderson was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with Earth and apples surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Helen Anderson emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Helen Anderson grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has apple red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and her cowboy hat with apple buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Magic, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems on the gold apple-shaped links and green crystal links and an orange Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Helen Anderson has on a sleeveless open blue vest, sleeveless orange closed blouse, orange skirt, orange pants, brown knee-high boots, and long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is The Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Helen Anderson felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with orange tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Helen Anderson has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Helen Anderson's massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, apples, earth, Alicorns, and magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Earth Honesty and Apple Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade with the cutie mark of Applejack, apples, and Earth etched on the blade, large yellow Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large yellow Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and a large red gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the Alicorn that says, "Helen Anderson, Champion of Applejack, The Champion of Honesty, Apple Farmer from Texas, One of The Twenty-Seven Champions of Harmony, Destroyer of The Storm King and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Earth, Apples, Magic, and Honesty"
ヘレン・アンダーソン、アップルジャックのチャンピオン、誠実さのチャンピオン、テキサスのリンゴ農家、ハーモニーの 27 人のチャンピオンの 1 人、ストームキングとドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットのディフェンダー、ナイツのメンバーフレンドシップテーブルのマスターであり、地球、リンゴ、魔法、そして誠実さの力のマスター
Helen Anderson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY APPLE ORCHARD ALICORN ANGEL OF ETERNAL HONESTY AND ETERNAL APPLE LOVE!
We were amazed by Helen Anderson's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when The Storm King saw it, he flew further into a rage, but before he could attack, Helen fired a powerful orange energy blast with earth, apples, magic, and Alicorns, and it hit him and he hit back first into a wall, but he wasn't out.
Nico: Whoa, now Helen Anderson's transformed, awesome!
Ken Knudson: Now, the third Champion of Harmony's transformed, awesome.
Helen Anderson: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Apple Earth Alicorn and Divine Honesty Love) You guessed it, Ken. Applejack, Lincoln, you guys ready?
Applejack: We're ready, Helen.
Lincoln: Let's get him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, Applejack transformed into Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity Apple Orchard Alicorn Angel of Eternal Honesty and Eternal Apple Love and she unholstered her massive Applejack's Alicorn Greatsword of Honest Apple Bravery, and they joined Helen Anderson.
Applejack: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Apple Earth Alicorn and Divine Honesty Love) Your days of terrorizing all of Equestria are over, Storm King.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Because, we're going to make you pay for everything you've done.
Helen Anderson, Applejack, and Lincoln went after The Storm King, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, apples, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at The Storm King, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was being burned badly by The Magic of Friendship. Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords and they left painful scars on him, and because of the purity of the attacks, it burned him badly, and the wounds he suffered would never heal.
Then, Lincoln disarmed The Storm King of his Staff of Sacanas, and suddenly, the large rainbow gem embedded in his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed and it absorbed The Storm King's Staff of Sacanas, and it gave Lincoln's massive greatsword new powers and abilities, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of extremely powerful bolts of rainbow super lightning from swings of his massive greatsword at The Storm King and they electrocuted him with extreme fury and it completely fried The Storm King's nervous system.
Nico: Whoa, that barrage of rainbow super lightning completely fried The Storm King's nervous system.
Me: Alright.
That allowed Helen Anderson, Applejack, and Lincoln to finish The Storm King off by firing powerful energy beams and they overwhelmed The Storm King and they exploded with incredible power, killing her for good. We cheered wildly for what Helen Anderson, Applejack, and Lincoln did to The Storm King as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Helen Anderson's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Then, as The Storm King's spirit appeared, the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the massive Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on Lincoln's wider and more muscular back glowed, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on my sword, and The Storm King's spirit was surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed on the ground, and he was chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and the energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and they found him guilty of him crimes, and the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at The Storm King and Lincoln aimed his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds at The Storm King.
Lincoln: Storm King, for the multitude of crimes that you've committed against Equestria and all ponies, you have been found guilty, and the punishment for your multitude of crimes is death.
This horrified The Storm King, as he soon saw his days of havoc and chaos are about to end.
Lincoln: MANE 12 HARMONIOUS CUTIE MARK FINAL JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln fires a very powerful barrage of rainbow energy beams with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels from his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the energy images of The Mane 12 fired colored magic energy beams from their horns, and as they hit The Storm King's spirit, they exploded with incredible power and his spirit was then condemned to The Black Gates, and his spirit was erased from existence by the spirits of those he's hurt.
Helen Anderson: YEEHAW! Storm King, you have failed all of Equestria!
Applejack: He's been asking for this for a very long time. And thank you for helping us take down and destroy The Storm King, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Applejack.
Suddenly, Applejack wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned his face down to Applejack's face, they kissed passionately as Applejack's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Alicorn, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and apple trees growing around them and we all cheered wildly.
Me: And that's the third of The Doomsday 23 put down for good, and we've got 20 more to go, and now, we're heading to the world of Solid Snake for Irma's special mission.
Irma: You said it, and I can't wait to see Snake again.
Me: And take down one of their big bad enemies.
Lincoln: Along with another member of The Doomsday 23, and if I may take a guess, the next member of The Doomsday 23 will be The Diamond Dogs.
Rarity: Those greedy dogs will no doubt want to kidnap me again and get more jewels.
Celine Giachi Lorres: They sure are greedy alright.
Lincoln: If those mutts lay so much as one paw on Rarity, I'll break their necks and drain them dry of every last drop of blood. (Deep Sapphire Blue Eyes Turn Blood Red) (Roars)
Nico: Uh oh, those Diamond Dogs now have a shadow of death looming over them tomorrow.
Me: And their names are Celine Giachi Lorres, Rarity, and Lincoln Loud.
Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: I was wondering when you were gonna ask that. I'll do one for Lady Ninja Yae.
Yae: Wow my Duel Monster counterpart. That's a good idea.
Nico: It sure is.
Qin: I like it.
Nico: Yep. Now we can get ready for seeing Snake and Quiet.
We later enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
I would recommend this one because it's a great reminiscing chapter.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Lucca, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are heading to the world of Chrono Trigger and we're going to battle Yakra XIII but also we're going to battle Agent Alpha from the MIB Animated Series. It's to honor David Warner. We're also going battle Another Ultimate Spidermonkey. That is gonna be awesome. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Lady Ninja Yae. Her name is Amy Yae. Amy is Nico's friend from Japan and she has amazing plant powers. She is also the direct descendant of the legendary Yae of the Goemon Gang. She is a powerful and skilled ninja and a master fighter and is a deadly force. She hates bullies with a vengeance. For the match-up scene is for Irma Lair, and she, Rarity, and Lincoln are going to destroy the next member of The Doomsday 23, The Diamond Dogs For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to New Jersey, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Count Luchino Nefaria A.K.A. Count Nefaria from The Marvel Comics and one of The Avengers' most powerful and dangerous villains. And we're going to meet a Greninja Gene- Slammer named Aimi Shinobikaeru, who's one of the fastest and silent of Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan, and she's also Lincoln's classmate in poetry, and she's also the cousin of Mai Shiranui. Her last name, Shinobikaeru, means Shinobi Frog in Japanese. Aimi and Lincoln would often swim underwater in lakes, and it was Aimi that taught Lincoln how to walk on water without Chakra, as well as teaching him how to be silent and striking hard and fast. Lincoln made Aimi a beautiful shinobi outfit in her favorite color while Aimi made Lincoln a shinobi outfit in his favorite color. After training, they actually kissed while while underwater under the moonlight, and she hates Lori, Luan and Lisa with a burning passion. Get ready for an explosive battle as we go and meet Snake and Quiet and we take down Big Boss of FOXHOUND and we're going to make that monster pay for all his crimes.
See you all tomorrow
