Nico's Rescue is In Honor of the great David Warner
In the world of Chrono Trigger was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Lucca, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome rescue as well as taking down one of Crono's many enemies. It was gonna be so awesome and cool.
Me: The next rescue is in the world of Chrono Trigger. Awesome.
Camie: Wow! Lucca your home world is absolutely incredible.
Lucca: It sure is. I think it's really awesome to be back home too. Especially after everything we went through with Lavos and everything.
Camie: Who is Lavos?
Me: A Parasitic Extraterrestrial Cataclysmic Monster.
I went over his history and it was horrible.
Lavos (in Japanese: ラヴォス Ravosu) is the main antagonist of Chrono Trigger. It is an alien parasite which crash landed in the year 65,000,000 B.C.
It was named "Lavos" by Ayla, a word she made up from the root words "La" meaning "fire" and "Vos" "big" in the Iokan language. Lavos' true name (if it even had one) is unknown.
Lavos has three different forms. The first form is the outer shell, which resembles the Peluda, a mythical beast in French mythology. The second form consists of a large humanoid form with two arms. The third and final form is Lavos Core, consisting of three parts: a humanoid center, and two floating 'bits'. Apparently, the absolute core of Lavos is one of these bits, since it can revive its other parts and destroying it defeats Lavos.
After its defeat, the original timeline Lavos is cast into the Darkness Beyond Time, where it merges with Schala to become the Dream Devourer. This merged entity would later mature to become the Time Devourer, the true overarching threat of Chrono Cross as it sought to consume all of spacetime and thus end the multiverse. Balthasar manipulated events in such a way to allow for Searge and his friends to obtain the titular Chrono Cross and finally kill Lavos.
Lavos felt on Earth in the year 65,000,000 B.C., quickly digging its way through Earth's subsoil. There it resided in order to store power, until in 1999 A.D., it raised to the surface and released all of his power, destroying the planet completely. Then it started spawning its offspring, who would continue the cycle.
Lavos came to Earth with the intention of draining its energy so that it could produce genetically enhanced spawn, which would then continue the cycle on other planets. In the North American version of the game, it is claimed once in the series that Lavos directly influenced all technology and life on the planet, evolving the planet's life forms to cultivate it, and make itself stronger. However, the line is absent in the Japanese version. In the original timeline, Lavos slept for millions of years, gaining power until 1999 AD, when it emerged and put the world into an apocalyptic state. However, because of the interference of many of the characters, he was summoned at two other points in time—12000 BC and 600 AD. While traveling in 2300 AD, Chrono, Marle and Lucca see a video of the Day of Lavos which occurred in 1999 AD, and decide to prevent it somehow. Magus is also after Lavos for destroying his home era of 12000 BC.
While the natural "dreamstone" is a substance responsible for the first evolution of human beings from animal apes to sentient creatures, it is revealed in Chrono Cross that Lavos is responsible for the creation and advancement of the actual modern human species. Upon impact, a splinter of Lavos's shell broke off. This becomes the focal point of Chrono Cross, the Frozen Flame. Lavos is also the final boss in Chrono Cross, except in the form of the Time Devourer, the result of the defeated Lavos assimilating Schala in the darkness beyond time. Using the eponymous Chrono Cross, Serge successfully separated Schala from Lavos, and destroyed the parasite once and for all.
Overview
Lavos has an outer shell that resembles a cross between an ant and a sea urchin. This shell is incredibly tough, and considerable force must be used to crack it open. The shell is capable of projecting plasma beams, and can store enough energy to cause a nuclear winter. In the middle of the shell is an eye, where Inside the shell is a cave-like structure that emits faint green light. At the core, there is a creature resembling an astronaut at a desk, which presumably is spawned along with the rest of the body and lives its entire life within the outer shell; this is the true Lavos. Despite its appearance, it is incredibly potent in combat, capable of projecting potent laser beams from turrets in the ceiling as a defense mechanism.
Lavos burrows into the core of a world once it lands on it. It continues to absorb the planet's energy and direct evolution to the point where the inhabitants can create massive power plants, such as nuclear reactors. With this jump-start, it kills all or most of the inhabitants by making the world uninhabitable. It then moves to a point on the surface closest to space, and churns out babies, much like a female rabbit or gerbil (only asexually). These young Lavos can move through space without any mechanical assistance; although the species appears to already be biomechanical by nature.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified.
Camie: That is terrible!
Laney: We were shocked ourselves.
Applejack: No kidding there. That was awful!
Qin: Yeah.
Lucca: You got that right.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lucca.
Lucca: Anytime Nico. It's so awesome to go with you on a rescue. First I went with J.D. and now you.
Qin: This is gonna be so awesome having the rescue in the world of Chrono Trigger.
Me: But you guys don't have to worry about Lavos. I used my power to banish him to the Black Gates.
Eli: Thank goodness.
Qin: Good riddance. But wasn't he banished to the Warp?
Me: Yes. But now he's in the Black Gates.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Lucca, when we first met you, I thought you were a boy.
Lucca: (GIGGLES) I get that a lot but yeah I do look like one. I assure you I am not a boy.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But Lucca your building and inventive capabilities are absolutely incredible.
Lucca: They sure are. I love to build stuff.
Me: And your mastery over Fire is awesome.
Lucca: It sure is.
Nico: I'm sorry. It's just that your name doesn't sound feminine.
Lucca: I know. But Lucca is for either gender.
Nico: Good.
Me: Yeah. And to think that this whole adventure with you started when Marle got accidentally sent 400 years ago into the past.
Qin: No kidding and then it evolved into a powerful Adventure to save the world from a Cataclysmic Apocalyptic Catastrophe.
Lucca: That's true. Hard to imagine and it was crazy how it would take us back and forth through the Space Time Continuum.
Camie: That is awesome.
Nico: And the ship you have is really cool. The Epoch. I like that name.
Lucca: It's really cool.
Me: A Time Machine Ship. That is so awesome.
Nico: We had a great party yesterday.
Me: We sure did.
Lucca: That war was a really intense one and it was an epic battle from what we heard.
Eli: It sure was.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy no kidding. I'm so glad that the Royal Defenders were saved from Sindri Myr's influence.
Camie: Me too. And so was so many people in that universe from his evil and the monsters he turned the Royal Defenders into.
Xenia: No kidding there.
Lola: Yeah. Thank goodness.
Varie: That was one of the most unforgettable battles we've ever had.
May: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: And it was all thanks to the Internet.
Me: Yep. It opened up a window into Universe 23 and showed us what was going on.
Qin: That's right. It sure did.
Starlight Glimmer: That is still so incredible that you all did all that back then.
Lola: No kidding Starlight.
Lana: Yeah.
Nico: We'll never forget that war.
Me: Nope. Never will.
Eli: That was awesome. (Senses Something) Uh oh. We got company.
Nico: What is it?
A figure came out of the forest and then we saw that it was AGENT ALPHA!
Alpha is the main antagonist of the 1997 TV series Men in Black: The Series. He was originally a founder of MiB and the former mentor of Agent K (one of the main protagonists of the MIB franchise), later becoming the arch-nemesis of Agent K and Agent J (the other main protagonist of the franchise).
He was voiced by the late David Warner, who also portrayed Ra's al Ghul in Batman: The Animated Series, Spicer Lovejoy in Titanic, The Evil Genius in Time Bandits, The Lobe in Freakazoid, Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2, Dr. Erasmus Pea in The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse, Ed Dillinger, Sark and the MCP in Tron, and Nergal in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
Between the 1950's and 1960's, Alpha helped form the organization MiB to monitor and police extraterrestrial activity on Earth, and has recruited many other agents, including Kay, to the cause. As the first Chief of MiB, he showed the ways to Kay. However, as time passes by, Alpha became corrupt and greedy, stealing a Cosmic Integrator, which was forbidden to be used in Earth for another thousand years according to MiB policy. He tried to get Kay to go with him, but Kay refuses to reject everything he taught him. Angered, Alpha shoots Kay, leaving him for dead.
For unknown reasons, Kay has survived being left for dead by Alpha, but this trauma has changed him into becoming the grouchy and humorless man he is. When this act of treachery became public to the MiB, Alpha was ousted from the MiB for his actions, leaving Zed to take over as the new Chief.
Branded as a criminal by his own organization, Alpha then goes into exile in outer space to avoid incarceration, and he spent 20 years searching the cosmos for the best alien parts. He would then use the Cosmic Integrator to put these body parts onto himself against the aliens' will. After these 20 years, Alpha came back, with only one thing in mind: revenge against the MiB.
First appearing in "The Alpha Syndrome", Alpha returned to Earth, and stole a Sintillian Heart from an alien at a Hotel. He stayed there disguised as a MIB Agent, meets Jay (claims to be Agent A), after telling Jay several things he asked him as he noticed he was K's partner if he was still Mr. Happy, Jay commented as if A was being sarcastic. MiB soon catches on of his presence, and despite Zed's warning, Kay and Jay go to confront him. They find him with the heart, and he reveals his new form. After this there is a long fight, in which Alpha shoots the heart, and then disappears. Alpha later kidnaps the same Sintillian which he stole the heart, intending to use the other heart.
Kay finds Alpha alone, while Jay and Elle try to find them both, with the help of Jeebs. Using technology from Jeebs, Kay sees a flashback of Kay and Alpha finding the Cosmic Integrator off of some dead aliens. After watching, Jay knows that Alpha is back where he was in the flashback. Once again, Alpha is trying to get Kay to join him, again to no avail. Kay then attempts to release gas that would only kill him and Alpha, while the Sintillian, on the other hand, can breathe through it. However, he is forced to relent when Jay and Elle arrive, unwilling to sacrifice their lives. Alpha takes Jay hostage, and Elle and Kay run away. While trying to get Jay to join him, Jay melts, revealing to be a Quick Clone, leaving behind a bomb. The distraction allows Kay to rescue the Sintillian before the bomb sets off, destroying the while building. Alpha then disappears, leaving the agents wondering about him.
In "The Heads You Lose Syndrome", Alpha was weakening horribly and his's alien attachments were falling apart. Alpha then forced Jack Jeebs to locate new replacement parts for him. After his attempt to steal a Gravalax arm, Jeebs told Alpha about Troy the Symbiote and how it could help him heal him and his attachment. After Jeebs gave MiB a "anonymous call", Alpha then separated Jay and Troy from Kay. Alpha then split Troy from Jay and then made Troy join him. Alpha and his attachments were then healed and he escaped to his secret lair. Alpha was then called by Jeebs about a special alien ship. When alpha got there he inspected the ship, but found out that it was trap by Kay and Elle, who are waiting for him. Alpha then locked Kay and Elle in the ship and then glued Jeebs to the ship. Alpha then had the ship plot a crash course at Mount Rushmore. After the ship took off, Alpha then left. Alpha was confronted by Jay and Troy's mother.
Jay and Alpha fought each other. Just as Alpha was about to finish of Jay and Troy's mother, Troy started to become one with Alpha. Troy's mother then joined with Alpha, but when she did, not only was Alpha was losing control of his body, but the alien attachments are being healed and grown of new bodies. As a result of this reaction, Alpha and his alien attachments then exploded, leaving the aliens to finally regain control of their bodies. Jay then merges back with Troy and his mother to save them while the former alien attachments could catch Alpha and make him pay for what he did to them, only to find out that he has disappeared. Though Alpha lost most of his attachments, he was able to get new parts starting with a Gravalax arm.
Alpha then returned in "The Quick Clone Syndrome", where Kay and Jay found him in the sewers when Bobo the Squat found something that did not belong there. Alpha was in a alien cocoon. Alpha's appearance had become larger than before. Kay tried to neutralize Alpha, but was subdue by him. Jay then pulled out his noisy cricket, but was then revealed to be a quick clone. After it melted Alpha escaped. Alpha then returned and picked up what remained of the quick clone. In a secret lair, Alpha used one of his alien offspring and mixed it with what remained of the Jay quick clone. Alpha then sent the rogue Jay quick clone to retrieve "intelligence" from MiB. The rogue Jay quick clone returns with Zed's still alive brain in a jar.
Alpha tried to access information from Zed, but could only get his memories of Old Yeller. Alpha then took Zed to a museum to look at Artwork that contained alien secrets. Kay and Jay then arrived. While Jay battle his rogue quick clone, Kay took on Alpha. During their fight, Alpha almost dropped Zed brain jar. Fortunately, Jay was able to catch it. Alpha then cut Jay in half and tried to get Zed's brain. Jay was then revealed to be another quick clone. Alpha is then surrounded by a army of Jay quick clones. Alpha then escaped once again.
In "The Blackguard Syndrome", Alpha, working with Jeebs' brother, Dak, tried to take the MiB Blackguard Satellite. Alpha and Dak failed in this attempt and Alpha went down plummeting to earth.
In "The Cold Sweat Syndrome", Alpha merged with Dak and the two tried to raise an ancient alien ship out of the Arctic.
In "The Out to Pasture Syndrome", Alpha returned with more power, but is later beaten down by Jay, who finally destroys his ultimate body, leaving Alpha as a frail old man. Having lost his power, Alpha demands to be finished off, but the MiB refused to do so and instead have Alpha arrested and locked up in a detainment cell for life.
In "The Opening Gambit Syndrome", Alpha was asked how he stopped Vangus from destroying Earth 30 years ago. He provided Agent J of several clues regarding to the invasion that was prevented 30 years ago, but this was all part of a plan of manipulation, which lead to Alpha escaping from MiB custody and possessing cybernetic parts for his frail body, becoming a cyborg before reuniting with Vangus. It is later revealed that Alpha convinced Vangus to delay the attack on Earth for the next 30 years before he was kicked out from MiB. In the end, Vangus got caught by MiB, but Alpha escaped.
In The Endgame Syndrome (Parts 1 and 2), the series finale of the animated series, Alpha arranges for Vangus to escape from MiB custody and plots with him to take over the Earth of its oil supplies. Due to the threat of this takeover and the destruction of the United Nations building as a result, the MIB then decides to reveal themselves to the world in order for the governments and their alien allies a good chance to fight back. Alpha has now used the cosmic integrator to the max, not even resembling his human self. He now is massive, and has alien and robotic parts attached. In the final battle, Jay and Kay try to intervene by infiltrating into Vangus' mother-ship, but are captured. Vangus, frustrated with the difficulty involved in conquering Earth, elects to simply destroy it and plunder its oil resources. This leads to a fight between Alpha (who wanted to rule the world, not destroy it) and Vangus, who later sets a missile to destroy the Earth before escaping.
Jay and Kay realize that they cannot stop the missile and that Alpha is the only one who has a chance to stop it. Still wanting to rule the Earth, Alpha agrees to disarm the missile to save the Earth using his cybernetic parts, taking on the thought of what happens if the MiB are to be living under his rule. He climbs down to the missile, but as he is working on disarming it, it launches towards Earth with Alpha still on it. Realizing that it's too late, Alpha accepts the fate that he and the Earth will ponder, stating that at least no one else will try to rule it. Fortunately, Jay and Kay shoot the missile just above the atmosphere, which causes it to detonate, finally destroying Alpha for good and saving the Earth.
Me: Alpha!
Eli: Not you again!
Alpha: Hello J.D., everyone.
Me: Been about a year since we saw each other.
Alpha: Indeed. How has the team been? I heard that Nico is now the new leader of the team.
Nico: That's right. Got promoted.
Camie: Who is he?
Me: He's Agent Alpha. He was the founder of Men In Black until he went mad with power and went rogue.
Alpha: I see you got some new recruits with you. I was around quite a bit and I returned after 20 years.
Nico: Lot of things have changed since then.
Camie: So what brings you here?
Alpha: That's right, you wouldn't know. I've done some personal re-modelings since me and K parted company and since me and the team first battled. These days...
Alpha took off his black tuxedo and tie and we saw a horrible and gross transformation! He had 6 limbs come out of his back. Two of those limbs were the heads of aliens and the rest were tentacles. His neck grew longer and his arms had spikes on them and he had 3 more alien hands and 3 alien mouth arms and 4 more tentacles come out of his chest! He was a grotesque mutant monstrosity!
Alpha: I'm fully loaded!
Many of us that hadn't seen what he became were shocked and horrified in horror!
Camie: What in the 9 Fucking Levels of Hells have you turned yourself into!?
Me: That was my first reaction when I first saw him become like this. We first faced him like this on Thanksgiving in 2019.
Kaina Tsutsumi: He's a total freak!
Tsuyu: This guy has really gone off the deep end!
Alpha: Deep space. I've spent 20 years traveling the cosmos handpicking alien anatomies surgically enhancing myself. Becoming more powerful than any one alien. Or human.
Me: Tell us something we don't already know. He has over 12,000 different aliens from all over the universe woven into him and he became like this through a powerful device called a Cosmic Integrator.
Camie: Geez!
Me: I know. But that's nothing compared to the number of aliens that the Thing had. It had over 10,000,000 aliens inside it.
Qin: Yeah.
Alpha: That is true.
Me: What brings you to the world of Chrono Trigger anyway? Preventing us from getting to something that you don't want us to get to?
Alpha: That is correct. There is a trial going on with Marle's father the king and I was sent to stop you from getting to it.
Me: I see. But just so you know we all have gotten stronger and more powerful than ever before.
I went Super Angel Eternal Celestial Xelnaga!
Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Hope, Friendship, Love, Valor and Justice) What do you think?
Alpha: Very impressive. You have achieved the Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form. I've heard many great stories about this form.
Me: With your knowledge of space and the planets it doesn't surprise me one bit.
Nico: Yeah.
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Doesn't matter what you've done to yourself.
Zocks: (gets out Dekaranger gear) Because you're under arrest!
Kaito got the Tyranno Staff and Zocks got an SPD Blaster.
Nico: Lets get him!
We powered up to the extreme and went at Alpha. I punched him in the face and he sent a Jamdabian Mouth at me and I dodged it and fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit it and blew it apart. But to our shock it regenerated back and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down. He sent two Linwistian Tentacles at me and Nico and we grabbed them and channelled electricity into them and electrocuted Alpha. Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning at Alpha and it hit him and electrocuted him. Laney and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him all over and Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and froze some of his limbs off. Alpha fired a powerful blast of Exteremian Lightning at Lincoln from a mouth in his hand and it packed a 800 Quadrillion Volt wallop and he deflected it back and it hit Alpha and exploded. Himiko fired a powerful blast of lava at Alpha and it slammed into him and burned him all over. Nico took the Noisy Cricket and fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit Alpha's arm and blew it off. But the powerful recoil blew him into the air and he was flying. He stopped and used his strength to brace himself and fired multiple blasts and they it Alpha all over and blew him open. Alpha then went invisible. But I used my infrared vision and flushed him out and I punched him in the head and kicked him in the stomach and Alpha grew a Cryoxmanian Dragon and it fired a powerful blast of ice water at me and I fired a powerful blast of fire and the blasts collided and exploded. Eli slashed him with his Lightsaber and Alpha fired a powerful blast of light energy from a Fexporm Hand mouth. I deflected the blast back with my scythe and it hit Alpha and blew him into a rock. He splattered all over the place. But he regenerated and pulled himself back together. We were blasting him and smashing him all over the place with incredible power.
Camie blew an illusion and trapped him in an illusion of the Aurora and she punched and kicked him all over the place.
Sougo: (gets out Zi O II Ridewatch) Don't leave us out!
Geiz: (Gets out Vulcan Ridewatch) He can't regenerate forever!
Rider Time! (Sytheziser tone) Kamen Rider~! (Rider~!) Zi-O! (Zi-O!) Zi-O~! II!
Sougo got Zi O II armor while Geiz got Vulcan Armor.
Alpha: I see you guys have the Kamen Riders with you all. Very popular show from back in 1971.
Me: They were also the Catalyst that sparked the Super Sentai Series back in 1975.
Nico: That's right.
Alpha: I see. I also heard that you guys have been battling many unique frenemies.
Me: Yes we have. Why? Do you want to be part of the action?
Alpha: Only if you defeat me and lock me up in a Containment Card.
Me: All right then.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Nico: Now for this! SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!
Nico pressed a button and a timer came on. 15 seconds later the Red X came on.
Nico: GUILTY!
Me: Top this! DELTA BLASTER!
I fired a wave of energy and it him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was locked in a card.
Nico: Just as fun.
I picked up the card.
Me: He'll make an awesome addition to the M.O.E.
Lucca: Yeah it was. But we got to get to the castle!
Nico: Right! Lets go!
We ran to the castle!
We arrived at the castle.
Maria: Here we are.
We went in and went to the courtroom and saw it was guarded.
Lucca: We'll have to find another way in. Follow me!
We followed Lucca and we went around to the stained glass window.
Lucca: Okay here we are.
Me: STOP IT!
We then jumped and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the stained glass wall and a phoenix cry was heard and we landed in the courtroom.
Me: This whole trial is a setup!
Lucca: You tried this stupid plan before Chancellor!
Nicole: Yeah! Your little scheme has failed!
Nico: We know it's you and you can drop the act YAKRA XIII!
Yakra XIII: So you figured it out. Well if I can't avenge my ancestors the easy way I'll do it here and now—THE HARD WAY!
He got ready.
Yakra XIII: SUPER, ULTRA, PRESTO, TRANSFORM-O!
He was enveloped in energy and he revealed himself to be YAKRA XIII!
Yakra XIII (ヤクラ13世 Yakura Jūsansei?) is a boss in Chrono Trigger that appears in Guardia Castle in Present. He is the descendant of Yakra and wishes to get revenge for the defeat of his ancestor Yakra. He impersonates the Chancellor, much like his ancestor did.
Me: Time for battle!
I powered down!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico went Super Saiyan 5 and Eli transformed!
Me: Your majesty, everyone, get somewhere safe! This is gonna get really ugly!
Lucca: Yeah! We don't want you getting caught in the fight.
The king agreed and so did everyone.
Me: It's over Yakra!
I fired waves of blue fire and blasted him all over.
Maria: You're dead meat!
Maria fired waves of water and blasted him all over.
Me and Nico: COSMIC WOLF FIRESTORM!
We fired a powerful blast of blue fire and energy and it hit Yakra XIII and burned him all over!
He then used Needle Spin Version XIII and I deflected the blasts back and they hit him and hurt him all over.
Lucca: Here we go! Eli this is gonna be awesome.
Eli: (Nods)
Lucca and Eli: COSMIC FLAME VORTEX!
Eli and Lucca fired waves of fire and they spun Yakra XIII in a massive and powerful tornado of fire and burned him all over.
Yakra XIII fired a powerful Miasma blast.
Me: Not this time!
I fired a wave of poison fire and the blasts collided and my blast overtook his and it hit him and poisoned him all over! It confused him! Then he used Needle Spin Version XIII and then it hit himself! OUCH!
May: That's gotta hurt!
Nico: No kidding there.
Me: Try this on! WOLF MOON FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: DEMONFIRE WOLF PACK!
I fired a wave of blue fire and it had the fires of hell in it and it formed into a wolf pack of fire and it hit Yakra XIII and burned him all over the place!
Qin: YEAH!
Camie: Top this one! AURORA STYLE NINJA ART: NORTHERN LIGHTS BLADE STORM!
She fired waves of energy blades made of the Aurora and slashed him all over the place.
Maria: How'd you like that?!
Yakra XIII roared ferociously!
He was charging and we jumped out of the way and fired waves of fire and energy and blasted him all over.
Carol: You make me sick Yakra!
She fired 2016 Godzilla's Focused Atomic Beam attack and it hit him and slashed him all over and burned him incredibly bad!
Then he was down to his last legs and then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead in a powerful fiery explosion!
Me: That will teach him never to underestimate our power.
Nico: Good riddance. But was the power of the Kaiju that did him in.
Lucca: All of us did it.
Nico: But we're not finished yet.
Lucca: Not yet.
Then a spiderweb shot at us and down it came a black version of an Evolved Arachnichimp! It was ANOTHER ULTIMATE SPIDERMONKEY!
Me: Whoa! Another Ultimate Spidermonkey!
Albedo: Now we're talking!
Qin: This is gonna be big.
Albedo turned into Negative Spidermonkey and then into Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey.
Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey: Didn't expect to fight the Evolved version first.
Me: Me neither. But who are you?
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: (In a girls voice) (Seductive tone) You know me really well J.D.
Me: Ooh (PURRS) I know that voice. Sakura Valencia. Been a long time.
Nico: She must be a hot girl.
Me: Oh she is. Her name is Sakura Valencia and she is A girl who can turn into a Succubus
Nico: Wow! That is cool!
Me: Oh yeah. It sure is.
Nico: Whatever Swartz promised you, we can grant it.
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: It was to bring my evil parents to justice for making me into a Succubus. But I don't mind it because I get to be with J.D. My parents used in a Satanic Ritual that turned me into a Succubus.
Me: That's crazy! I remember that! I brought your so-called parents to justice for that.
Nico: What did they do?
Me: Her mom and dad were Satanists and they sacrificed a neighbor girl to the Devil to turn Sakura into a Succubus.
Nico: WHAT!? Those monsters!
Lucca: How can they do that!?
Me: They are pure evil. But I had them arrested and sent to prison. They were sentenced to death for capital murder and executed the following week.
Nico: Good riddance.
Me: Yeah. Sorry about this Sakura. But we have to save you from this awful power Swartz gave you.
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: I understand. But lets do it!
Nico: (takes out Titanium Toenail's Ridewatch) So, Swartz's offer was useless anyway.
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: Yeah.
Me: It was for the best anyway. Your parents in the end got what they deserved.
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: That's true.
Me: Satanic Devil-Worshiping Motherfuckers.
Lucca: Yeah.
Nico activated Titanium Toenail's Ridewatch.
(THE LAST DANCE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Nico: (DANCING AND SINGING DIVINELY AS SILVER BLADES SWIRLED AROUND HIM)
She sang for you last night, she heard you were calling
Yearning in tears a thousand times
Your spirit was floating, your spirit was searching
On a cloud of dreams
A moonbeam shines bright in the city of angels
Guiding the dreamers back to life
And they'll do the same every tomorrow
Till the pain subsides
Don't be scared now, close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go on forward, no remorse
Life will take its course
She danced with you last night so you will remember
All you have shared, the lifetime
The angels were watching and death will be waiting
Until the time is right
Don't be scared now, close your eyes
She holds guard tonight
Go on forward, no remorse
Life will take its course
Hold on to memories
See what lies ahead
Life will go on and we are one
With every step you take
Nico fired blades of metal and smashed Another Ultimate Spidermonkey down.
Lola: Nice one! Now for me. (Activate's Firefly's Ridewatch.
(THE HIGHWAYMAN BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Lola: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor
And the highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The highwayman came riding up to the old inn-door
He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin
A coat of claret velvet and breeches of brown doe-skin
They fitted with never a wrinkle, his boots were up to the thigh
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle
His pistol butts a-twinkle
His rapier hilt a-twinkle under the jewelled sky
And over cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn yard
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter
Bess, the landlord's daughter
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair
"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light
Yet if they press me sharply and harry me through the day
Then look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
He rose upright in the stirrups, he scarce could reach her hand
But she loosened her hair i' the casement, his face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight
Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight
He tugged at his rein in the moonlight and galloped away to the west
He did not come at the dawning, he did not come at noon
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor
A red-coat troop came marching
Marching, marching
King George's men came marching up to the old inn-door
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed
Two of them knelt at the casement with muskets at their side
There was death at every window
Hell at one dark window
For Bess could see through the casement
The road that he would ride
They had tied her up to attention with many a snickering jest
They had bound a musket beside her with the barrel beneath her breast
"Now keep good watch", and they kissed her
She heard the dead man say
"Look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
She twisted her hands behind her, but all the knots held good
But she writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood
They stretched and strained in the darkness and the hours crawled by like years
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight
Cold on the stroke of midnight
The tip of one finger touched it
The trigger, at least, was hers
Tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse's hooves ring clear
Tlot-tlot, in the distance! Were they deaf they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill
The highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The red-coats looked to their priming
She stood up straight and still
Tlot in the frosty silence! Tlot, in the echoing night
Nearer came and nearer, her face was like a light
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, she drew one last deep breath
Then her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shattered the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him with her death
He turned, he spurred to the west, he did not know she stood
Bowed with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood
Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Had watched for her love in the moonlight and died in the darkness there
And back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky
With a white road smoking behind him, and his rapier brandished high
Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon, wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down on the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood on the highway with a bunch of lace at his throat
Still on a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor
A highwayman comes riding
Riding, riding
A highwayman comes riding up to the old inn-door
Lola fired waves of fire and blasted Another Ultimate Spidermonkey down.
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: Wow! That was awesome!
Lola: Thanks. We had lots of Karaoke sessions and practiced a lot.
Lucca: My turn! (Activates The Rowdyruff Boys Ridewatch)
(10'S BY PANTERA PLAYS)
Lucca: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HER)
My skin is cold
Transfusion with somebody
Morose and old
Drop into fruitless dying
It was tempting and bared
The whoring angel rising
Now burning prayers
My silent time of losing
My foes, they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
Long for the blur
We cannot dry much longer
Cement to dirt
Disgusted with my cheapness
My foes they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
My foes, my foes they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
My foes they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
My foes, my foes they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself, like life itself
She fired waves of energy and fire and blasted Another Ultimate Spidermonkey Down all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Love that song by Pantera.
Girl Jordan: That was a cool one!
Camie: Yeah!
Laney: That was great!
Another Ultimate Spidermonkey: You guys have a lot of awesome talent.
Qin: We get that a lot.
Maria: Let's keep going!
Girl Jordan: You got that right! (ACTIVATES FLARIZAMON'S RIDEWATCH)
(LETS KICK IT UP BY PAUL GORDON PLAYS)
Girl Jordan: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE, WATER, WIND AND EARTH SWIRLS AROUND HER)
If we take our time,
and we stick together,
everything we do,
will go our way.
And if we try,
now and forever,
no matter what comes next,
we'll be okay.
Let's kick it up,
and show them all the things,
that we can do!
Let's kick it up!
Another notch tommorow!
Let's kick it up,
cause they ain't seen the last,
of me and you!
Let's kick it up!
Together!
Together!
I realize,
what's on the surface,
ain't picture perfect,
but that don't mean a thing.
One thing I know,
is there's a purpose,
and like the circus,
we're hanging from the rings.
Let's kick it up,
and show them all the things,
that we can do!
Let's kick it up!
There's not that much tomorrow.
Let's kick it up,
cause they ain't seen the last,
of me and you!
Let's kick it up!
Together!
Together!
Nananana! Yeah! Nananana! Yeah! Nananana!
One, Two, Three! Four!
(Instrumental break)
If we take our time,
and we stick together,
everything we do,
will go our way.
I have no doubt,
in this situation,
and then we'll enjoy,
another day.
Let's kick it up,
and show them all the things,
that we can do!
Let's kick it up!
Another notch tommorow!
Let's kick it up,
cause they ain't seen the last,
of me and you!
Let's kick it up!
Together!
Together!
Let's kick it up,
and show them all the things,
that we can do!
Let's kick it up!
Another notch tommorow!
Let's kick it up,
cause they ain't seen the last,
of me and you!
Let's kick it up!
Together!
Together!
She danced and fired waves of the elements and they blasted Another Ultimate Spidermonkey all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: That was great!
Lucca: WOOHOO! Love that song!
Laney: That is awesome!
Nico: We shouldn't stop now!
But then…
SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Slashes appeared and knocked down Another Ultimate Spidermonkey and then we saw a figure appear and it was Lady Ninja Yae!
Me: Lady Ninja Yae!
Lady Ninja Yae: (Japanese Accent) Looks like I got here just in time.
She reverted back a nd it was a girl with green hair and had purple clothes.
Nico: Amy Yae! I had a feeling it would be you!
I caught the ridewatch and purified it and went over to Sakura and she was a voluptuous girl and she was in a pink 2 piece bikini and had neon pink hair and had blue eyes and she had bat wings.
Sakura Valencia: (Groans) What a huge headache.
Me: At least you're okay.
I picked her up and she hugged my neck and then kissed me on the lips and I kissed her back and it was awesome.
Me: Oohoho that was awesome.
Amy Yae: That was a great battle.
Lucca: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Amy Yae: I have a lot of them. But my favorite was when I helped Nico pulverize a gang of street bullies and got them sent to the police.
Nicole: That is awesome. What bullies were they?
Amy Yae: The 666 Bully Club.
Nicole gasped and pulled out a wanted poster.
Nicole: Wow you saved me a huge favor on that one. That was a ruthless bully club that I was trying to bust a long time ago. They were bad to the bone asshole bullies that hate everyone and everything. They did all kinds of horrible crimes including murder. You and Nico deserve the bounty for them.
Nico and Amy saw the bounty on them and it was worth $582,333,333,333,333,333,444,444,444,444,444.00.
Amy Yae: WHOA! That is a lot of money!
Nico: Nicole is a Bounty Hunter for Bullies.
Lucca: It's true.
Amy Yae: Wow that is good money though.
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Amy hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Amy.
Amy Yae: Me too Nico. Me too. I saw your battles and those were so awesome.
Me: They sure were.
May: Yeah. Sakura I love your hair and bikini.
Sakura Valencia: Thanks May.
May: It goes great with your hair.
Lucca: But why are you in just a bikini?
Me: It was the only thing she had on and is only allowed to wear. The ritual she had used on her won't let her wear anything else.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Besides I don't mind her being like this.
Maria: Sorry, Nicole. But thanks to her parents, it's completely out of our hands.
Nicole: No worries.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That's okay. Lets go home.
We went back home.
We told everyone everything that happened and it was awesome and amazing.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, and Wheeler are heading to New Jersey, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to take down Count Luchino Nefaria A.K.A. Count Nefaria.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in New Jersey and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to take down Count Luchino Nefaria A.K.A. Count Nefaria.
Nico: That's right, and we're going to put him in The Masters of Evil's prison, but we also need to strip him of his powers.
Me: That's just what I was thinking, since he's one of The Avengers' most powerful and dangerous villains.
Lincoln: Plus, I just know that The Diamond Dogs have a hand in this as well, those gem-greedy mutts. And thanks for joining us, Wheeler.
Wheeler: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings turn purple for Rarity's hair, but the stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers remain the same.
Me: Your wings turned purple!
Rarity: Just like what happened with Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, and The Storm King, your angel wings have changed to the color of my hair, Linky.
Lincoln: This proves I was right that The Diamond Dogs have approached Count Nefaria. But, what could those gem-greedy mutts promise him?
Me: There's only one way for you to find out, Linc.
Nico: Ooh, Linc's going to work his vampiric magic.
?: HEELLLLPPPP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, but they've been cornered by Count Nefaria, and he's going to attack them.
Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the five girls, but they've been cornered by Count Nefaria, and he's going to attack them.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Count Nefaria and that allowed the five girls to get to safety and Lincoln put up an energy field to protect them from Count Nefaria. When Count Nefaria saw us, he was furious.
Count Nefaria: Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! But, how...?
Lincoln: Sadly, you're not getting the answer to that one, and you're looking at a one-way trip back to prison.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Chris Taylor, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered our massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Count Nefaria, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln bit him on the neck with his fangs and he sucked out Count Nefaria's blood and he also assimilated all of his powers and abilities, and it rendered Count Nefaria weak. Suddenly, we saw a shadow strike at Count Nefaria and knocked him out and tied him up in chains, and then, we saw the figure, it was a Greninja. We then beamed Count Nefaria to The Masters of Evil's prison, we cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Nico: Whoa, that Greninja came out of nowhere and struck hard and fast.
Me: Yeah, and it was really silent, like the Shinobi we know and the ninjas of 16th century Japan.
Lincoln: Wait, I know of one ninja who knows how to be silent and strikes hard and fast. I knew it was you, Aimi Shinobikaeru.
Aimi Shinobikaeru reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long aqua blue hair tied up in a bun, aqua blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful aqua blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Greninja, and she's dressed in a pink scarf, pink bracers on her forearms, blue heels, sleeveless yellow midriff top, pink pants, and long sleeveless aqua blue trenchcoat with water on the coattails, and Greninja on the back, and holstered on her back are two ninja swords and a large Greninja-themed greatsword with Greninja etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, pink angel wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large aqua blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Lincoln: I knew it was you because there's only one person I know who knows how to be silent and strikes hard and fast, nice ambush on Count Nefaria, Aimi, and it's so good to see you again.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Aimi Shinobikaeru and they hugged, and Aimi Shinobikaeru was very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were thirteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and massive white angel wings. (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) I could get used to it, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Aimi Shinobikaeru, who happens to be one of the fastest and silent of my Guardian Angels from Japan, and also, my classmate in poetry. Her last name, Shinobikaeru, means Shinobi Frog in Japanese. Aimi and I would often swim underwater in lakes, and it was Aimi that taught me how to walk on water without Chakra, as well as teaching him how to be silent and striking hard and fast.
Me: Wait, what?! That's how you were able to walk on water without Chakra?!
Lincoln: Yep.
Nico: I'm going to guess you surprised the Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf with that?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and they were stunned. Plus, I made Aimi a beautiful shinobi outfit in her favorite color, while Aimi made me a shinobi outfit in my favorite color.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and he was in an orange shinobi outfit, and we were amazed.
Eli: Wow.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and he was back in his original outfit.
Lincoln: Plus, after training, we actually kissed while while underwater under the moonlight.
Nico: A moonlight kiss underwater, now that's really romantic.
Lincoln: And you're also in for a big surprise: she's also the cousin of Mai Shiranui.
CLANG CLANG!
My jaw and Nico's dropped to the floor.
Me: Whoa, that's really awesome.
Nico: You said it.
Mai Shiranui: Yep, and it's so good to see you again, Aimi.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: You too, Mai.
Lincoln: Plus, Aimi hates Lori, Luan and Lisa with a burning passion, and it's a good thing they're not in the group today, because Aimi still hasn't forgiven them for what they did long ago.
Me: Uh oh, I'm not going to like hearing this.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Aimi Shinobikaeru's neck with aqua blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and pink crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means that just like your cousin, you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Aimi.
Aimi Shinobikaeru had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Aimi Shinobikaeru's waist and Aimi Shinobikaeru wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Mia, Emma, Andrea, Olivia, and Stephanie from Lego Friends.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mia, Emma, Andrea, Olivia, and Stephanie from Lego Friends.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mia (Lego Friends): Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mia and her friends saw who it was that saved them from Count Nefaria, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Mia (Lego Friends): Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mia (Lego Friends): (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mia, Emma, Andrea, Olivia, and Stephanie with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Count Luchino Nefaria A.K.A. Count Nefaria.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did to him, everyone cheered for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Aimi Shinobikaeru have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe those gem-greedy mutts had some nerve to approach Count Nefaria.
Lincoln: Whatever they offered him, that deal probably fell right through the floor.
Rarity: Those gem-greedy dogs are going to pay for this later on today.
Lincoln: They sure will, Rares.
Just then, Lori, Luan, and Lisa came in, and when they saw Aimi, their faces turn pale, and when Aimi saw them, she ran fast and had her two blades at their throats.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) Lori, Luan, Lisa, I cannot forget what you three monsters have done to me and your brother long ago. But, I'll let it go after Lincoln told me the monsters inside you were gone for good.
Aimi holsters her blades, but that still wasn't enough as Lori, Luan, and Lisa were still extremely pale with fright.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: I wonder what they did to her and Lincoln to get her that pissed off at them.
Lynn: Trust me, you're not going to like it one bit, guys.
Lincoln: Lynn's right, what Lori, Luan, and Lisa did was beyond horrible and that caused Aimi's hatred for them.
After throwing Count Nefaria in The Masters of Evil's prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 500,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Aimi Shinobikaeru saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aimi, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Aimi, what's the story on why you hate Lori, Luan, and Lisa with a burning passion?
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like this one bit, Nico. One day, Lincoln and I were at the forest and we were busy with our lesson on how to be silent and also, striking hard and fast. But, as we were still continuing on with our lesson, Lincoln heard the sound of a gun firing, and I dodged a bullet heading for me. Then, we saw three figures come out of the bushes, they were none other than three of the five meanest sisters in The Loud Family: Lori, Luan, and Lisa, and they had guns in their hands, their eyes were red with hatred and murderous insanity, and demonic grins on their faces. But then, they aimed their guns at Lincoln, and I got in between him and them, and still driven by the desire to kill me and make Lincoln suffer, they pulled the triggers and I got hit in the stomach, arms, and legs. Lincoln saw it, and he was horrified, and he ran over to me. They laughed cruelly, and then, they were about to fire again and kill Lincoln, but Lincoln struck first and he fired three blasts of light and disarmed them of their guns, and then, in a fit of anger, he pounced on them and he proceeded to pulverize them badly. Then, he chained them to trees with shadow chains, and then, he went over to me and he bit me on the neck, and he not only fed on my blood, but it also caused the bullets to be pushed out of my body, and my blood wound up back in my body. I was so thankful to Lincoln for what he did to save my life, but we weren't done yet: we then saw Vanzilla arrive, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud, along with Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily arrive at our location. We then told them of what Lori, Luan, and Lisa did to me, and Lincoln filled in the rest, and when we were done, they were all really horrified.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: What?! They shot you multiple times, that's just evil!
Lincoln: Beyond evil, Nico. Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily were extremely furious at them, and they wanted to beat them up badly. But, Mom and Dad decided on a better punishment for them: the three of them were sent to jail and were put in The Scared Straight Program for five weeks, and it showed them what awaited them if they didn't clean up their act.
Lynn: Of all the evil things they've done, that was the worst, and because of it, Aimi hated Lori, Luan, and Lisa with a burning passion, and if they cross her again, she'll kill them, and that's a big mistake to cross someone who's trained in the art of ninjutsu.
Luna: Yeah, and after they got back from jail, Leni and I kicked Lori and Luan out of our rooms and told them to go sleep in the basement, we were still mad at them, and Lisa was forced to go sleep in her bunker, because if she tried to sleep in hers and Lily's room, she'll spray her with onion water.
Lily: And I had a lot of onion water saved for her, in case she tried anything stupid.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem got ready to go to Seaside Hill in Sonic's World.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 7'5" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular man was dressed in large orange swim briefs with elemental forces, stars, and mythological animals on them, orange sandals, his jewelry, and he also had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, are we ready?
Girl Jordan: We're ready, Linky.
Lincoln and the girls head for Seaside Hill in Sonic's World, and it's really amazing.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in beautiful Seaside Hill.
Mai Shiranui: This is perfect, and it's before our mission to meet Snake and Quiet and take down FOXHOUND, and of course, taking down The Diamond Dogs.
Rarity: Those dogs are going to get it big time, but I don't want them dead and sent to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: That's exactly what I was thinking, Rarity, and the others thought the same thing, but I'm going to put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on them after we pulverize them. Shall we dive in?
Lincoln and his harem dived right into the waters and they were swimming in the clear waters and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there, they also had a game of volleyball and the girls got a massive deep atomic red blush when they saw Lincoln lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they also had some lunch on the sand, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they wrapped the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they place their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and as the sun turned orange, Lincoln and the girls shared a passionate and romantic kiss and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and were back in their original clothes.
Me: Hey, guys, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, J.D., we went to Seaside Hill in Sonic's World., and we had fun there.
Me: Awesome, and we've been getting ready to meet Snake and Quiet and take down FOXHOUND and The Diamond Dogs.
Nico: And Linc, I hope that...
Lincoln: Actually, Rares and I were talking about the fate of The Diamond Dogs, so we decided to put them in The Masters of Evil's Prison, but they're also getting the Hinon's Vengeance Curse, because if they pull one double-cross, the curse will claim their lives and they'll be sent to The Black Gates.
Nico: Wow, you guys really thought ahead for that one, awesome.
Lincoln: Yeah, and I'll save the draining of blood for the next of The Doomsday 23, which'll be Mean Rainbow Dash tomorrow. That Element of Treachery will pay for her crimes and for ruining the REAL Rainbow Dash's name.
Rainbow Dash: You said it, Lincoln.
Later at the skate park we were there for some fun and some bonding time for Nuju and Philip & Shotaro.
Stacy did a rail grind and then did a half pipe jump.
Stacy Bolton: RADICAL!
Philip: Woohoo! Go Stacy!
Nico: YEAH!
Sakura Valencia: WOOHOO! That is awesome!
Qin: Yeah it is!
Otto Rocket and Reggie were shredding the pipe and ramps and Stacy was doing all sorts of awesome moves.
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) Those are some great moves lads.
Qin: They sure are Mr. Krabs. (Eats a Krabby Patty) Mmm! Delicious.
Mr. Krabs: Nuju, you, Philip, and Shotaro are up for bonding time today.
Nuju: Awesome!
Philip: This is gonna be so awesome having Bonding Time.
Shotaro: It sure will be awesome.
Qin: Yeah it will.
Sakura Valencia: (Eats an Ultimeatum) Mmm! This is delicious J.D.
Me: It's one of our favorite foods Sakura.
Varie: Yep.
Nuju, Philip and Shotaro were sitting on a bench.
Nuju: Meeting you two was the best moment of my life.
Shotaro: That was so awesome.
Me: And the coolest part is how you guys battle all those Doponts.
Nico: That is so awesome.
Philip: Yep.
Bridget Branley: And now five of us elementals have 5 amazing Doponts as our archenemies.
Philip: That is true. And you girls learned so much from them too.
Bridget Branley: We sure did.
Nico: Oh speaking of which, Varie how is Katsumi doing?
Varie: He is now fully engrafted with his new heart and he was discharged and is now in the M.O.E. HQ.
Nico: Thank goodness!
Larry the Lobster: I'm not gonna lie. Those Dopants that you faced were very fascinating.
Philip: They sure were.
Me: And most of them are all wanted criminals.
Eli: Yeah those guys were all menaces to the Japanese Society.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Yeah and the Gaia Memories they used were all amazing.
Nico: They sure were. And J.D. you need to use them again in our missions.
Me: Sure thing.
Maria: One of these days, Philip, you should show us the Gaia Library in your mind.
Me: I remember seeing that. That was incredible.
Philip: I'll be happy to do that.
Me: It's a darn shame you guys can't fight separately as 2 Kamen Riders.
Shotaro: I know.
Nico: But it's still awesome that you guys fought together.
Qin: Yep.
Maria: (sees something) You've gotta be shitting me!
Me: What is it?
We saw a figure come and it was a scary version of an Orange AkaRed Ranger! It was ANOTHER DAIDAIORANGE!
Me: Whoa! This one is new! Another DaidaiOrange!
Nico: Man that is such a disappointment! Over the last 45+ Years there have been hardly any Orange Rangers.
Me: Man what a ripoff! SPD, ToQger, Kyuranger and Battle Fever J are the only teams that have Orange Rangers. Oh there's also Mighty Morphin Orange, Solar Ranger and Beast Morphers Orange too. Mighty Morphin Orange and Solar Ranger are in the comic books and Beast Morphers Orange was for the Make A Wish Foundation.
Nico: Right! I remember that. Man what a rip.
Another DaidaiOrange: (In a Girls Voice) That is a ripoff.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair and orange clothes and had the kanji for orange on her forehead.
Me: Maxxine Murakami!
Vina Murakami: Sister! You too are a secret weapon?
Maxxine Murakami: Yes I sure am.
Nico: Swartz picked a very limited version of AkaRed.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Runamuck: You know Swartz is dead, right?
Maxxine Kuramami: Yes I do know that and I'm so glad he is.
Me: We all are and so is the entire world.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Shame we have to fight. But lets do it. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: YEAH! Lets see here.
I pulled out my Gaia Memory Sword.
I used the Gaia Memories for the Dark Signers, Loki, Vypra and Diabolico.
Me: DEMONIC SPECTRUM RAINBOW!
I got a powerful rainbow flame sword!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: YEAH!
Maxxine turned back into Another DaidaiOrange and she had an orange blade sword imbued with all the powers of the Thunder Duel Monsters!
Nico: Cool sword.
Another DaidaiOrange: Thanks. Watch this. (Echoing) CERULEAN SKYFIRE!
She fired a massive blast of lightning with the powers of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder and I deflected the blast back and it hit her.
Me: WHOA! That sword has all the powers of the Thunder Duel Monsters! That's awesome!
Qin: It sure is.
Me: That was powerful too!
Cybertron Red Alert: That's not gonna stop us!
Me: No it's not!
I fired a wave of rainbow fire and lightning and blasted her down.
Me: Now lets try this out.
I used the Gaia Memories of the Zodiarts! All 13 of them!
Me: Lisa made some upgrades so I can use up to 13 of them.
Nico: Nice!
I then got a really awesome Celestial Zodiac Sword with a blade made of stars and the constellations of the Celestial Zodiac were in the blade.
Me: CELESTIAL ZODIAC STARSTORM!
Nico: That is an awesome team name!
Me: It sure is!
Another DaidaiOrange got up.
Another DaidaiOrange: That is awesome!
Me: Boy it sure is. Lets see what it can do.
I fired waves of stars and energy and they hit Another DaidaiOrange and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
She was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and then I went over and picked up Maxxine.
Maxxine Murakami: (Groans) What a terrible headache.
Me: But you're back to normal now Maxxine.
Maxxine's sisters came and they hugged her.
Me: I got the feeling that there are more Another Rangers for the colors that weren't popular.
Nico: Me too.
I picked up the Thunder Sword and it was awesome.
Tornado Man: Also, I hope you two are truly okay with Ryubei Sonozaki being in the Masters of Evil.
Philip: Yes we are.
Shotaro: Yeah he deserves a better life and job in it.
Qin: That's true.
Nico: Anyway it's time for our big mission. We're going to meet Snake and Quiet.
We cheered!
Sakura Valencia: I'm really looking forward to this one.
Qin: We all are.
Nico: Yep.
Then Biowulf, Johnny 13, Zexion, Zs'Skayr, Mojo, Hydros, Seadramon, Fireor, Count Nocturne, and Oculous appeared.
Biowulf: Can me, Johnny 13, Zexion, Zs'Skayr, Mojo, Hydros, Seadramon, Fireor, Count Nocturne, and Oculous go with you guys?
Nico: You guys sure can.
Hydros: It's gonna be awesome taking down one of Snake's enemies.
Irma: It sure is.
Laney: I have a feeling I know who it is.
Demolishor: Boss, which girl do you think you'll meet next rescue?
Nico: Hmm. Lets see here. How about one for Faluzure?
We gasped in shock!
Me: WHOA! That will be a scary one! The Dragon God of Decay and Undeath as a gene-slammer.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Sheila (D&D): No kidding there. That will be scary.
Qin: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed three dark energy signals with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figures were in the vision: the three figures were none other than The Diamond Dogs, Equestria's gem-greedy dogs, and after they'd seen what we did to Count Nefaria, they're furious, and now, they're coming here to get revenge on us and kidnap Rarity. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, are The Diamond Dogs on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and they're furious that their plan to get revenge on us and capture Rarity with the help of Count Nefaria has failed, and now, they're coming here to get revenge on us and kidnap Rarity to get more jewels.
Celine Giachi Florres: So, the fourth member of The Doomsday 23, The Diamond Dogs, are on the move to try and kidnap Rarity to get more jewels. Those three are going to pay for what they did to her.
Emerald Shine and Topaz Flare: If those greedy mutts think about trying to kidnap Mom to get more jewels, we'll skin them all alive!
Sweetie Belle: If those mutts so much as lay one hand on my sister, I'll blast them to smithereens.
Even Ruby Flame, Citrine Storm, Kunzite Lotus, and Dioptase Grass booed at those Diamond Dogs and they blew raspberries at them.
Lincoln: Now, now, kids, remember what I talked about with your mom and sister, we're not going to destroy them, we're going to put them in The Masters of Evil's prison, but with the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on them.
Sweetie Belle: Oh, okay.
Nico: Wow, Linc, you handled that situation quite well.
Lincoln: Well, I've been thinking of what J.D. said, and I think it's time I let go of my hatred for that loon, Crocker. We've already gotten rid of him and sent him to The Black Gates, and Jorgen didn't know about the faulty wire in the Memory Wiper.
Luan: What?! How can you let go of what Crocker did, Lincoln, especially what that...?!
Lincoln: Luan, I made that choice to let go of that hatred I had towards that fairy-hunting loon after considering J.D.'s words, and besides, Crocker's in The Black Gates forever.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) And if I were you, I'd honor your brother's choice, Luan.
Aimi glared fiercely at Luan, and that got her to nod her head.
Nico: Yikes, even now, she's still on Lori, Luan, and Lisa even after you told them that Dark Lori, Dark Luan, and Dark Lisa were sent to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: After what they did to her, I don't blame her. Getting shot at multiple times by Lori, Luan, and Lisa is something that can never be forgotten. Even if it was to defend me, I can't forget the sight of Aimi's blood being spilled when they shot her multiple times.
Nico: I don't blame you either, Linc. What they did cross a very big line, but you saved Aimi and you taught Lori, Luan, and Lisa a nasty lesson. Alright, gang, let's lock and load, it's time to meet Snake and Quiet.
Lincoln: And take down FOXHOUND for good, and Diamond Dogs, you better be ready, you're not getting your paws on my future wife ever again. I'll have you three mangled up, broken physically and mentally, and see you three begging to be put out of your misery! (Deep Sapphire Blue Eyes turn blood red and vampire fangs grew longer)
Nico: Uh oh, he's let the vampire out, and the fury of the undead is going to be really terrible for The Diamond Dogs.
With that we were off to the Aleutian Islands in Alaska.
We arrived and we saw them fighting more of FOXHOUND's men.
Johnny 13: Is that them?
Me: Yep and they are fighting members of FOXHOUND.
Nico: Lets get them!
We went over.
They were blasting FOXHOUND all over the place.
Then massive blasts of fire blasted the members of FOXHOUND and incinerated them. We fired numerous fireballs and blew them apart in massive fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
They were dead!
We landed.
Me: Are we too late to join the party?
Snake: Nope. You all made it.
Quiet: Glad you all came.
N: We want to thank you for helping against Eve.
Snake: Not a problem.
Lola: That was awesome.
Quiet: It sure ewas.
Irma: Has FOXHOUND made its move?
Quiet: Yes it has.
Mojo: Can we see your base?
Snake: Sure.
We went to their base and it was an amazing and awesome underground headquarters.
Snake: Welcome to World Marshall Inc. Headquarters.
Nico: Wow!
Nicole: Just like what we saw in the video games.
Quiet: Yep. It's a nice place.
Blot: Is that an MK23SOCOM?
Snake: Yep.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Nice.
Qin: It sure is an awesome weapon,
Lola: Yep.
Me: Lots of awesome weapons here.
Otacon, Colonel and Mei Ling then came.
Seadramon: You guys must be Otacon, Colonel, and Mei Ling.
Otacon: That's right. An honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Colonel: Yes indeed.
Mei Ling: We heard so much about all your achievements and they are great.
Me: We don't like to brag.
Qin: Yeah.
Poromon got out 3 beer bottles.
Snake: Are those-
Poromon: 3 bottles of beer!
Elec Man: At least Snake drinks beer.
Snake: And I could use one.
Quiet: I prefer tea however.
Me: That's all right.
Snake took it and drank it.
Snake: Ahh. Needed that.
Oculous: Can I add some of these weapons to my Arsenal?
Snake: Sure. We're going to need all the help we can get if we're going to take down Big Boss.
Me: Before we do so, we're going to need to know more about him. What can you tell us about him?
Snake: Well he is my big enemy.
He told us all about him.
Big Boss is the code name given to John, a FOXHOUND and legendary soldier, serving as the central character of the Metal Gear series of video games, as well as the series' initial protagonist, chronologically speaking. He is the main antagonist of the original Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake and later the protagonist of the prequels, from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater to Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes. He also made a guest appearance at the end of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, and is a pivotal character in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
He was voiced by David Hayter in the prequels, excluding Metal Gear Solid V, where he was voiced and motion captured by Kiefer Sutherland (who also played David in The Lost Boys, John Merrill in Stand By Me, Freddie Lee Cobb in A Time to Kill, Bob Wolverton in Freeway, The Caller in Phonebooth, and Senator Quintas Corvus in Pompeii). In Metal Gear Solid 4, he was voiced by Richard Doyle, who also voiced The Fury in Metal Gear Solid 3. In Japanese, he was voiced in the prequels by Akio Ōtsuka, who also voiced his "son" Solidus Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2, as well as Blackbeard in One Piece and Thorkell in Vinland Saga. In Metal Gear Solid 4 he was voiced by the late Chikao Ōtsuka, who voiced Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog.
Big Boss was originally depicted in Metal Gear as the leader of FOXHOUND, and the commander of Solid Snake, before revealing he was actually also the leader of Outer Heaven, and the game's main antagonist. (It would later be revealed the final boss of the game was actually his "phantom", Venom Snake.) While presumed dead at the the end of the game, a post credits sequence revealed his survival, and he returns as the main antagonist of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. Here, he lays out his motivations to create a world of perpetual warfare, but is defeated and seemingly killed by Snake.
As revealed in the Metal Gear Solid series, it is revealed that his DNA was forcefully cloned by the Patriots to create the ultimate soldier. These sons include Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake. Both Liquid and Solidus attempted to carry out Big Boss' will (Liquid out of being scorned, Solidus out of respect). Zero's response to Big Boss' departure of his organization is still viewing Big Boss as an irreplaceable friend.
In a collection of prequels, starting with Metal Gear 3: Snake Eater, and continuing with Metal Gear: Portable Ops, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker and Metal Gear Solid V, Big Boss serves as the protagonist, and his slow slide into villainy is depicted. While depicted heroically in Metal Gear 3: Snake Eater and Metal Gear: Portable Ops, while serving under the codename Naked Snake, he begins taking darker methods throughout the events of Metal Gear: Peace Walker, and Metal Gear Solid V has him solidify his turn to darkness. This led to the creation of Outer Heaven and FOXHOUND, which also led to the beginning of the Metal Gear series.
It is revealed that he wanted to create a world where soldiers are not treated like political tools, and actually valued, being The Boss' aforementioned vision. Big Boss' motives behind his actions initially stemmed from a strong guilt after learning that his killing of The Boss was the direct result of a fake defection gone awry, and then learning that her death had in fact been orchestrated from the beginning. However, he refused to understand her selflessness, seeing her as just as a soldier rather than a person, and believing she betrayed herself and him, rejected her.
Big Boss built a cult of personality around himself, beginning with Revolver Ocelot, who spent his entire life in love with him. He continued with the members of MSF, not least Kazuhira Miller, who he forcibly enlisted into his army to be used and later discarded, with everyone around him being blinded by hero worship. This came to its peak when he agreed to use Venom Snake, a "memetic clone" to act as his proxy, making him just as bad as the US government who sacrificed the Boss all those years ago. After the Outer Heaven Resistance were betrayed by NATO, Big Boss "saved" them and the war orphans, and recruited them into Zanzibar Land, where he planned to create a world of eternal war for his soldiers, which included the children.
John (nicknamed Jack) was born in 1935, and joined the military in the 1950s, fighting in the Korean War. Jack met The Boss, becoming her protégé and disciple, and she taught him extensive combat, weaponry, survival, espionage, destruction, psychology, and foreign languages. In addition, Jack and The Boss later developed CQC (close quarter combat), which became a famous combat style.
Through the experience, Jack hold The Boss in high regard, viewing her as a mentor and parental figure in his life. In 1954, Jack was involved in the Bikini Atoll test of the first airborne detonation of the hydrogen bomb, and didn't develop the symptoms like his most of his friends, but was rendered sterile. On June 12, 1959, Jack and The Boss parted ways, and would meet again years later in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
In 1961, John was sent on covert operations during the early stages of the Vietnam War, and met and befriended Python. He later stated that Python was one of the few soldiers he could rely on during battles, and the two played poker together. The two were later involved in a mission where Python was shot and presumed dead.
Before 1964, John served in the Green Berets for several years, and became an experienced sniper in urban and marine environments. Also, John would eat snakes during previous survival training exercises, which would became useful during his future missions. Around this time, John was awarded various medals and commendations, including the Army Achievement Ribbon, the Good Conduct Ribbon, Defense Distinguished Service Ribbon, Korean Service Ribbon, the Distinguished Service Cross Ribbon, possibly the Vietnam Service Ribbon, and many others.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
As revealed Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Jack was originally a young FOX (a subdivision of the CIA) soldier and spy under the codename Naked Snake, as assigned by his commander Major Zero. He was sent to assassinate his former mentor and spiritual mother, The Boss, in order to prevent nuclear conflict between Russia and the United States. In reality, Snake was unknowningly assigned to retrieve the Philosopher's Legacy, a massive amount of money that the Boss gave to him after he defeated her. After executing said task, as well as single-handedly taking down Colonel Volgin and the Cobra Unit, he was left cold, unpatriotic, and bitter, especially finding out that the Boss's supposed defection to the USSR was faked, having intense guilt.
Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops
Naked Snake continued to use his original codename instead of "Big Boss", and FOX was considered rogue due to several members starting a revolt in San Hieronymo. Snake was branded a traitor by the Department of Defense, and was imprisoned since they believed he led the revolt. He managed to escape with the assistance of the Green Beret, Roy Campbell, and fought against the revolt alongside Para-Medic and Donald Anderson. Snake also met Frank Jaeger, who would become a close ally of his, and battled his old friend Python. During the course of his operations, Naked Snake defeated Gene, and managed to clear his name while learning that Boss's death was planned. Snake also came to believe that, rather than Gene's "Army's Heaven", soldiers would want something better.
The Patriots
After Snake formed FOXHOUND as a successor to the FOX Unit, he was invited to join Major Zero's new organisation funded by the Philosopher's Legacy, the Patriots, along with Revolver Ocelot, Para-Medic and Sigint. This organization was dedicated to uniting the world in honour of the Boss's will, and Snake was chosen to be an icon for the group. Around this time, Big Boss participated in a mission to rescue EVA from Hanoi in 1971, who later joined Zero's organization herself. Stories about Big Boss, riddled with exaggeration and misrepresentation, were disseminated by Zero among the masses, elevating him to the status of an idol; a symbol to control the people. Friction developed between the two as Big Boss resented being Zero's puppet, and the two disagreed on what the Boss truly wanted.
In 1972, afraid of losing Big Boss, Zero planned to finish up a secret project called Les Enfants Terribles wherein Big Boss's DNA was used to create genetically enhanced soldiers. The project would result in the creation of three boys that were Big Boss's genetic clones, his "sons". Big Boss eventually found out about the project, which became the last straw for him. Utterly disgusted at being manipulated, Big Boss abandoned the Patriots and his sons, and became a wandering soldier for hire.
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
Naked Snake formed Militaires Sans Frontières ("Soldiers Without Borders"), a mercenary group that he stationed at the Coast of Columbia, where he met Ramon Galvez Mena and Paz Ortega Andrade. Ramon wanted Snake to stop the invasion of Peace Sentinel, but boss initially refused until he heard the Boss's voice from a message. Naked Snake started to work with Amanda Valenciano Libre to fight against Peace Sentinel, and recruited the mechanical engineer, Huey Emmerich, into the MSF. During his operations, Snake learned that the Boss's voice was actually a AI program, and that Ramon used him so the Soviet Union could conquer Central America. When Hot Coldman launched Peace Walker after the machine made it to Nicaragua, Snake was forced to stop it to prevent a nuclear war.
After stopping Peace Walker, Snake believed that this demonstrated that the Boss abandoned him and her ideals by "putting down her gun", and thus decided to take the title of "Big Boss". While Metal Gear ZEKE was being completed from salvaged AI parts, Big Boss deduced that there was a spy within the MSF, and learned that Paz was secretly an agent of Cipher. She was stopped from using ZEKE to start war by launching a missile on the East Coast, but Big Boss believed she survived. Afterward, Kaz confessed to being a partner of Cipher, but Big Boss forgave him and allowed him to hold his position in MSF.
Metal Gear Solid V Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
Still leading MSF, Big Boss became suspicious of Paz's survival, which was confirmed after Paz was revealed to be imprisoned in Camp Omega. Boss originally wanted to eliminate Paz due to her of knowledge of MSF, but had to change his plan after Chico was captured and revealed their location. Big Boss decided to infiltrate the camp with only the assistance of Morpho and his combat medic, and managed to rescue Chico before focusing on finding Paz. After finding her, Boss returned to the chopper and had his medic perform surgery to remove a bomb in her abdomen.
Returning to Mother Base, Big Boss found it under attack by XOF forces, and helped Kaz and several soldiers extract on helicopters. Escaping from the base, Big Boss witnessed Kaz attempt to interrogate Paz before she jumped out of the helicopter since she had a second bomb in her abdomen. When the bomb exploded in mid air, Big Boss and the medic were blown back, and the helicopter crashed into another.
Coma
Big Boss suffered little injuries due to the medic taking most of the blast, and they and Kaz were the only survivors of the incident. They were taken to a Colombian hospital where they were treated by doctors and nurses. Big Boss fell into a coma due to his injuries while Kaz were able to recover, but the medic was placed into a artificially induced coma.
Once the two men were stable enough to be moved, Zero had EVA move both Big Boss and the medic to Dhekelia SBA Memorial Hospital in Cyprus in order to be hidden, to receive medical treatment, and to be looked after while they are in their comas. In 1977 Zero, having been poisoned by Skull Face, made a final visit to Jack, where he said goodbye to him, saying he was going to be hidden where not even Big Boss could find him.
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
After awakening in 1984, Big Boss was briefed on how the world changed in his absence. After discovering the plan to create a duplicate of him to act as a decoy, and take his place of the world stage until he was ready, Boss agreed to this plan. On 11th March, weeks after "Ahab" had awakened, and XOF beginning their attack on the hospital, Big Boss made his move. Posing as "Ishmael", he saved Ahab from a female assassin, and claimed to be an ally who had "watched over him for the last nine years". During the escape Ishmael and Ahab encountered Tretij Rebenok and the Man on Fire. The hospital was then raided by a XOF strike force, and Ishmael saved Ahab from the XOF soldiers. While hiding among dead doctors and patients, they were caught by a XOF squad who were distracted and killed by the Man on Fire. Ishmael realized the Man on Fire's weakness, and shot the sprinklers, causing him to disappear. Ishmael and Ahab recovered firearms from the dead XOF soldiers, and fought their way through the hospital.
Making their way to the entrance hall, Ishmael separated from Ahab to distract the soldiers, allowing Ahab to escape. After making it outside, Ishmael commandeered an ambulance and used it to run over the Man on Fire to save Ahab. Ishmael drove Ahab in the ambulance, evading XOF soldiers, but he was knocked unconscious after taking a shot from a helicopter. Subsequently crashing into a river bank, Ishmael recovered first and was pulled from the vehicle by Ocelot, leaving the unconscious Ahab. Ocelot returned to the base area to meet with Big Boss, who discarded the Ishmael role, and received a motorcycle from his ally. Ocelot then gave Big Boss a U.S. passport and told him to go by the name in said passport and advised him to change his face, so he could secretly return to the US. Big Boss mused on the medic being his "phantom", before Ocelot assured him Ahab could handle it. After parting ways, Big Boss began his long term plan to create his new military nation: Outer Heaven. He used Venom Snake and his mercenary company Diamond Dogs to further the legend of his own name while working in secret. Sometime after Venom Snake regained his memories, Big Boss sent a cassette tape to Venom Snake, labelled "From the Man Who Sold the World," which revealed the truth, thanking Venom for his part in the deception.
Outer Heaven and FOXHOUND
In the years after 1984, Big Boss built up Outer Heaven in South Africa, while his phantom built up their legend. At some point, while operating in the Mozambique Civil War, he rescued Frank Jeager from severe torture, winning his loyalty. Big Boss later took both Jaeger and his foster sister, Naomi Hunter, to the United States to establish a new life. Big Boss and Jaeger eventually returned to Africa to continue fighting, leaving Naomi behind in America. At some point, Big Boss also rescued the young Sniper Wolf, who he raised as a soldier. In the early 1990s Big Boss retook command of FOXHOUND, while leaving Venom Snake in charge of Outer Heaven. Here, he met a young soldier called David, who he realised was one of his sons. Giving him the codename Solid Snake, Big Boss trained him in CQC and the will to survive on the battlefield. He also secretly told Snake that he was his son to engender loyalty in him.
Metal Gear
In 1995, the USA learned of Metal Gear's development in Outer Heaven As the leader of FOXHOUND with Venom Snake leading Outer Heaven, Big Boss commissioned FOXHOUND to infiltrate Outer Heaven and destroy the weapon before anyone else so he could buy Venom Snake time to finish the TX-55 Metal Gear. Big Boss sent rookie agent Solid Snake to save Gray Fox from Outer Heaven, and destroy the Metal Gear. Big Boss acted as intel for Snake during this mission, but Snake proved to be far more competent than he realised, leading him to feed Snake false information. Approaching the end of the journey, Snake discovered that Big Boss was secretly the leader of the very group who triggered the mission. He killed Venom Snake, unaware that this was Big Boss's "phantom", and destroyed the Metal Gear, with Outer Heaven being destroyed by self destruct. Big Boss used Venom Snake's death to fool the world into believing he was dead, and vowed revenge on Solid Snake.
Zanzibar Land
When NATO began bombing Outer Heaven's area, Big Boss rescued the survivors, including including refugees, orphans, and those who were part of the Outer Heaven Resistance. The Resistance members, such as Kyle Schneider, believed he was showing them mercy, and became loyal to him after their betrayal by the western world. Big Boss himself, on the other hand, only saved them with the intention of having them serve as his soldiers on the battlefield. He later fled with the survivors to Central Asia.
In 1997, Big Boss and his forces fought in the Mercenary War, taking over the fledgeling nation Zanzibar Land. With Big Boss as it's president, Zanzbar Land became his military nation, with war orphans from across the Third World and raising them as soldiers. The children saw Big Boss as a father figure, which only made them easier to indoctrinate. Gray Fox, who was already embittered towards the West, was recruited by Big Boss to serve as his lieutenant, and Big Boss also planned to construct a new Metal Gear.
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
In December 1999, Zanzibar Land kidnapped Dr. Kio Marv to hold the world hostage without his OILIX formula. Big Boss had to contend with Solid Snake, who had been sent to rescue Marv and OILIX. After CIA agent Holly White was captured by Zanzibar Land forces and imprisoned, Big Boss, anticipating the likelihood of Snake rescuing her, had one of the children posted near her cell to report whether he was nearby, as Holly denied Snake's presence. Though Big Boss had the advantage against Solid Snake, Gray Fox was defeated and Metal Gear D was ultimately destroyed, leading to Big Boss personally confronting Snake in the underground base.
Big Boss laid out his rationale for a world of perpetual warfare to Snake, appealing to the part of him that craved war. Having spent his entire life on the battlefield, Big Boss could not conceive of a world without war, and stated that the best soldiers were otherwise dead weight and useless when removed from the battlefield. After Snake rejected his beliefs, Big Boss paraphrased the final words of his own mentor, before challenging his unarmed subordinate to one final battle. During the intense battle, Big Boss fought long and hard, but was eventually defeated when Snake pieced together a flamethrower (with advice from Big Boss's former XO, Miller). While engulfed in flames, Big Boss still refused to concede the battle, screaming "It's not over yet", before he eventually collapsed from severe burns.
Legacy
Big Boss's clone, Liquid Snake, became bitter towards his "brother" Solid, as Liquid wanted to personally get revenge on their "father". He would become the leader of FOXHOUND and launched an insurrection at Shadow Moses, as he was convinced by Revolver Ocelot to do so. During the incident, Liquid revealed to Solid Snake that they were clones of Big Boss, and that he wants to get revenge on his "brother" for taking his chance to kill the legendary hero. Solid Snake managed to defeat Liquid, who succumbed to the FOXDIE virus.
As eventually revealed in Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, While Big Boss was left all-but dead, the Patriots revived him with nanomachines, leaving him in a comatose state, as they followed Zero's direction to have Big Boss act as an icon. Big Boss's DNA and biometric data was used for the Patriots' ID recognition system, the use of which allowed access to their AI network.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Around 2014, Big Boss was put back together with some of Solidus Snake's body parts, and awoke from his coma upon the destruction of the Patriots' system. After awakening, Big Boss decided to hunt down Major Zero, as the last surviving Patriot, and retrieved his hidden location in the JD AI. When Big Boss found him, however, Zero had been reduced to a vegetative state. Seeing that the Patriots was at an end, Big Boss traveled to the Boss's grave at Arlington cemetery along with Zero, where he saw the aged Solid Snake attempting to commit suicide. Big Boss revealed himself to Snake, and after a brief confrontation, assured him that he no longer felt any hatred towards him.
Big Boss explained how he returned and the situation revolving around the Liquid Ocelot ruse. He then elaborated on the history of the Patriots, and what happened between him and Zero. Feeling deep pity for what had come between them, Big Boss mercy killed his old friend by turning off his life support. Feeling the symptoms of FOXDIE, which he knowingly contracted from Snake, he assured him that he would not die of the infection. Big Boss, after reflecting he was metaphorically dead ever since he killed the Boss, apologised to her grave, admitting that he was wrong about her will, saluting her one last time. After sharing one last smoke, and telling David that he should spend what time he had living in peace, John peacefully passed away besides the Boss's grave.
When he was done we were shocked.
Nico: Whoa man!
Qin: He is pure evil!
Camie: Yeah. What a monster.
Laney: We're not going to let him get away with this.
Me: So he's a Rogue member of your group.
Snake: That's right.
G1 Venom: Who was once a respected soldier is now a terrorist.
Me: Yep. And that makes him a traitor. Now he will pay for his crimes.
Qin: Yeah.
Varie: He needs to be destroyed.
Laney: We're not going to let him get away with all his crimes.
Lola: So many people died all because of him.
Snake: (to Nico) Still on Ambassador mission break, huh?
Nico: I don't like it. But it's needed.
Count Nocturne: At least until the Dino Fury Rangers finish up.
Me: Yeah. We've been going at it for 6 months. But patience is a virtue.
Qin: We just got to wait a little while longer.
Eli: Yeah.
Papillon: Well, we can always start them again in November.
Nico: Yeah we could.
Qin: Yeah.
Quiet: Don't give up hope guys. Besides you can hold out till they finish.
Lincoln: Yeah we can.
Sakura Valencia: I believe in all of you.
Me: Thanks Sakura.
Sakura Valencia was on my lap and so was Misty Tredwell with Camie sitting by me.
Snake: (sees Sakura Valencia's attire) Um...
Fireor: Don't ask.
Me: Long story.
Quiet: I think she looks amazing.
Qin: I do too.
Me: But it was because of the Satanic Curse her evil parents put on her. But I don't mind this one bit.
Nicole: This is something I can live with too. Dad always had a charm. As long as it's not like Jiraiya.
Snake: Oh.
Snake: Did you try using your powers to get her clothes back on her?
Nico: That's the first thing I tried!
Ring Man: Nico snapped his fingers at least 24 times when he got home!
Me: Watch.
I snapped my fingers and gave her new clothes. But they bursted into dark flames and were destroyed.
Me: See?
Snake: Oh.
Me: The Curse's power is far too strong.
Qin: Geez.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah.
Me: I don't know what kind of dark magic her parents used on her but this is unlike anything we've ever seen.
Nico: Yeah.
Hydros: So, yeah. If you think our powers can fix EVERYTHING, now, it's sometimes an exaggeration!
Snake: I think we get the point.
Me: Yeah. There are some things we CAN'T fix. But cut us some slack we're only human.
Snake: We know.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: But the curse doesn't affect weapons and fashion accessories thank goodness.
Quiet: At least that accounts for something.
Nico: Yeah. Lets stay focused on the task at hand. We need to worry about taking down Big Boss.
Sakura Valencia: I agree too.
Camie: Same with me.
Runabout: Now, he can't use Metal Gear Rex.
Me: No he can't. But that was so awesome facing him. We.
Irma: It sure was.
Me: But no reason WE can't use Metal Gear Rex.
Lola: Yeah he makes an awesome tool.
Lisa Loud: Indeed.
Qin: Yeah.
Zs'Skayr: Snake, if you thought the Super Smash Bros tournaments were hot, wait until you see the usual battles.
Me: They are the most fun of all the battles we have.
Snake: I heard so much about those.
Me: Yep. And Quiet you are going to love your archenemy. She is one of Sailor Moon's enemies.
Sailor Moon: Oh I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Snake: Lets head to the training yard for you all to show us.
Me: Awesome.
We went to the training yards for the organization.
We arrived and then Vortex, Cad Bane, Loki, Trickster, Molten Man, Gearhead, Ghost, Whiteout, Plastique, and Firefly appeared.
Nico: Vortex, Cad Bane, Loki, Trickster, Molten Man, Gearhead, Ghost, Whiteout, Plastique, and Firefly.
Vortex: Looks like the Super Smash Bros gang is almost back together, huh?
Snake: Sure looks like it.
Cad Bane: I really do hope you guys recruit the Ice Climbers in the future.
Loki: I'm hoping for that as well.
Me: We just have a couple more games to cover and then the entire Super Smash Roster will be added to the team.
Nico: Yep.
Trickster: (to Nico) Heard you fought Yakra XIII.
Nico: We sure did.
Molten Man: Was he really that tough?
Me: Nah. He was a walk in the park for us.
Eli: He was no match for all of us.
Qin: That's for sure.
?: That is cool.
A figure came out and it was SAPPHIRE WORLD from episode 46 of Zenkaigers!
He was on top of the building where he used his Kira Mace to fired his Sapphire Eye, causing victims hit by the beam to go crazy for different kinds of jewelery.
During the chaos, the Zenkaigers showed up to stop the World as they confront Sapphire World where he is almost mistaken him as Diamond World. With this Sapphire World used his Kira Mace and fired the beam at Magine, Vroon, Gaon and Juran making them go crazy for jewellery, leaving Kaito to fight Sapphire World on his own as Super Zenkaizer.
After dealing some damage towards Sapphire World, he was then destroyed by the Super Zenkai Super Buster, thus reversing the effects of the Sapphire Eye and causing everyone to return back to normal.
Kaito: Sapphire World!
Me: Boy I remember you! You made tons of people go crazy for different kinds of jewelry and you wanted to make the world sparkle.
Sapphire World: That's right.
Rarity: Oh you're my kind of world and I love all things sparkling.
Sapphire World: (LAUGHS) I'm glad you think so Rarity.
Me: But I did notice lots of signs before we got here. I saw tons of people buying jewelry up the ass like you wouldn't believe. All the Jewelry Stores were practically raided.
Sapphire World: Yep. That was my doing.
Qin: Wow!
Sapphire World: At least I get to have a bigger battle this time! Too bad that God guy hogged the spotlight!
Me: No kidding! I remember that! What a stage hog!
Qin: No kidding.
Lola: Yeah!
Aerrow, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Miannda the Thunderbird, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex - Nico's Rescue
Core Medals: Vortex, Weather Report and Nine (MHA)
Fullbottles: Vortex and Weather Report
Vortex was first.
Vortex: (to Aerrow) Nico's rescue was in the Lucca's world. How did he find it?
Aerrow: It was really awesome and he loved going to the world of Chrono Trigger.
Rainbow Dash: We all did and that was so awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was cool. But it was horrible that Lavos was going to destroy the entire planet.
Whirlwind: Yeah it sure was. He was going to turn the entire planet into a nasty Apocalyptic Wasteland.
Miannda: It was horrible. Hearing the history of Lavos is just as terrifying as the real thing.
Vortex: Yeag no kidding there! Lets do it!
Aerrow used the Core Medals of Vortex, Weather Report and Nine (MHA) and he fired waves of the weather and blasted Vortex down.
VORTEX! WEATHER REPORT! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Aerrow activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Top Gun Music and they fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.
Jack Landors, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rachelle Orinoco, Sandbox, Demolishor and Reflector VS Cad Bane - Us battling Agent Alpha again, Yakra XIII and Another Ultimate Spidermonkey
Core Medals: Cad Bane, Neopolitan and Agent Alpha
Fullbottles: Cad Bane and Neopolitan
Cad Bane was next.
Cad Bane: (to Jack) Not only did Nico, Lucca, and the others battle Agent Alpha again. But they also fought Yakra XIII and Another Ultimate Spidermonkey.
Jack Landors: They sure did and it was awesome how the Another Ultimate Spidermonkey was a smoking hot girl in a bikini.
Starlight Glimmer: (LAUGHS) That is awesome and cool.
Cozy Glow: (Laughs) Yeah and J.D. loves it.
Cad Bane: Isn't that indecent?
Cozy Glow: She can't help it. It's part of a curse her parents put on her.
Hex: They were Satanists and they turned her into a succubus that made her a smoking hot bikini girl forever. It won't let her wear any other clothes other than a bikini.
Rachelle Orinoco: But J.D. said he doesn't mind it.
Sandbox: Yeah it's awesome for him.
Cad Bane: Well whatever makes him happy. Lets do it!
Jack used the Core Medals for Cad Bane, Neopolitan and Agent Alpha and he fired waves energy and blasted him down.
CAD BANE! NEOPOLITAN! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of energy and blasted Cad Bane down.
Jack activated his Ridewatch and they danced to music from the movie Twister and they fired waves of stars, bones, lightning and magic and smashed him down.
May, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Brainstorm, Elita Karlsson, N and Kevin Levin VS Loki - Lincoln's Rescue
Core Medals: Loki, Ed Bighead and The Buffalo Gals
Fullbottles: Loki and Ed Bighead
Loki was next.
Loki: (to May) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in New Jersey. How was it?
May: It was really awesome and they took down Count Luchino Nefaria A.K.A. Count Nefaria and he deserved it.
Rarity: Oh indeed darlings. That monster got what was coming.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah he deserved it.
Gill Grunt: Yeah he sure did.
Brainstorm: Indeed he did.
Elita Karlsson: Yeah he had it coming.
Loki: Good riddance. Lets do it!
May used the Core Medals for Loki, Ed Bighead and The Buffalo Gals and she fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
LOKI! ED BIGHEAD! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
May activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Waltz Music and fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.
Raimundo, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Cyara, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Meeting a Greninja Gene-slammer
Core Medals: Trickster, Red Guy and Nojoke
Fullbottles: Trickster and Red Guy
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) I heard you guys met a Greninja Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Raimundo: Her name is Aimi Shinobikaeru and she is the cousin of Mai Shiranui.
Fluttershy: She taught Lincoln some shinobi movies and that is really cool.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure is. Her story is awesome too.
FLASHBACK
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aimi, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Aimi, what's the story on why you hate Lori, Luan, and Lisa with a burning passion?
Aimi Shinobikaeru: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like this one bit, Nico. One day, Lincoln and I were at the forest and we were busy with our lesson on how to be silent and also, striking hard and fast. But, as we were still continuing on with our lesson, Lincoln heard the sound of a gun firing, and I dodged a bullet heading for me. Then, we saw three figures come out of the bushes, they were none other than three of the five meanest sisters in The Loud Family: Lori, Luan, and Lisa, and they had guns in their hands, their eyes were red with hatred and murderous insanity, and demonic grins on their faces. But then, they aimed their guns at Lincoln, and I got in between him and them, and still driven by the desire to kill me and make Lincoln suffer, they pulled the triggers and I got hit in the stomach, arms, and legs. Lincoln saw it, and he was horrified, and he ran over to me. They laughed cruelly, and then, they were about to fire again and kill Lincoln, but Lincoln struck first and he fired three blasts of light and disarmed them of their guns, and then, in a fit of anger, he pounced on them and he proceeded to pulverize them badly. Then, he chained them to trees with shadow chains, and then, he went over to me and he bit me on the neck, and he not only fed on my blood, but it also caused the bullets to be pushed out of my body, and my blood wound up back in my body. I was so thankful to Lincoln for what he did to save my life, but we weren't done yet: we then saw Vanzilla arrive, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud, along with Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily arrive at our location. We then told them of what Lori, Luan, and Lisa did to me, and Lincoln filled in the rest, and when we were done, they were all really horrified.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: What?! They shot you multiple times, that's just evil!
Lincoln: Beyond evil, Nico. Leni, Luna, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily were extremely furious at them, and they wanted to beat them up badly. But, Mom and Dad decided on a better punishment for them: the three of them were sent to jail and were put in The Scared Straight Program for five weeks, and it showed them what awaited them if they didn't clean up their act.
Lynn: Of all the evil things they've done, that was the worst, and because of it, Aimi hated Lori, Luan, and Lisa with a burning passion, and if they cross her again, she'll kill them, and that's a big mistake to cross someone who's trained in the art of ninjutsu.
Luna: Yeah, and after they got back from jail, Leni and I kicked Lori and Luan out of our rooms and told them to go sleep in the basement, we were still mad at them, and Lisa was forced to go sleep in her bunker, because if she tried to sleep in hers and Lily's room, she'll spray her with onion water.
Lily: And I had a lot of onion water saved for her, in case she tried anything stupid.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Trickster: Oh my goodness! Lori, Luan and Lisa shot her all over! Those dark sides of theirs!
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding. They were evil incarnate.
Cyara: That was horrible.
Trickster: No kidding! At least she is okay. Lets do it!
Raimundo used the Core Medals of Trickster, Red Guy and Nojoke and fired waves of wind and farts and blasted him down.
TRICKSTER! RED GUY! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of Ketchup and splattered him all over.
Raimundo activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Mexico Fiesta music and they fired waves of wind, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Kaz, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Heatblast, Kimi Lao, Elec Man and Fire Man VS Molten Man - Nuju and Philip & Shotaro's Bonding Time
Core Medals: Molten Man, Teen Tornado and The Heat Thing
Fullbottles: Molten Man and Teen Tornado
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man: (to Kaz) I hope Nuju and Philip & Shotaro had a good Bonding Time. They earned it.
Kaz: They sure did and they had a lot of fun. It was at the skate park.
Sunset Shimmer: Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, The Rocket Gang and Stacy all had a lot of fun in that one.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it sure was so much fun.
Sunburn: Yeah they all had a lot of fun.
Heatblast: It sure was fun seeing them do some great moves.
Kimi Lao: Yeah they were awesome and fun.
Molten Man: I agree there. Lets do it!
Kaz used the Core Medals of Molten Man, Teen Tornado and The Heat Thing and he fired waves of fire and wind and spun him around in a tornado of fire and blasted him down.
MOLTEN MAN! TEEN TORNADO! BEST MATCH!
Kaz fired a powerful fire tornado and blasted him all over.
Kaz activated his ridewatch and they danced to Mountain Music and they fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Thor, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Weather Painter Rainbow, Chop Shop and G1 Venom VS Gearhead - Me battling Another DaidaiOrange
Core Medals: Gearhead, Quark and Freezard
Fullbottles: Gearhead and Quark
Gearhead was next.
Gearhead: (to Thor) I didn't expect J.D. to battle Another DaidaiOrange. And which vehicle can I use this time?
Thor: There are tanks and military vehicles here. Thou can use one of them.
Gearhead: Great!
Thor: And it was a most unexpected surprise for J.D.
Pinkie Pie: It sure was. And Orange was one of the least used colors of Power Rangers.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there. SPD, ToQger, Zyuohgers and Kyurangers are the only Orange rangers in those groups.
Sprocket: J.D. said it was a huge ripoff.
Weather Painter Rainbow: Yeah no kidding. Not fair that some of the other colors didn't get used more often.
Gearhead: Yeah that sucks! Lets do it!
Thor used the Core Medals for Gearhead, Quark and Freezard and he blasted him all over with gears and energy and smashed him down.
GEARHEAD! QUARK! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of metal and lightning and blasted him down.
Thor activated his ridewatch and they danced to Viking music and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Ariel, Eli, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Rei the Ghost, Papillon and Randy VS Ghost - Snake and Quiet are an awesome team
Core Medals: Ghost, Lady Quark and Crotchkicking Bully
Fullbottles: Ghost and Lady Quark
Ghost was next.
Ghost: (to Ariel) Snake and Quiet are an awesome team. Makes me wonder why Quiet wasn't in the Super Smash Bros roster as well.
Ariel: That is a really good question. I don't know either myself.
Eli: Yeah she would make an awesome partner and addition to the team.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah she sure would. I think it's so awesome that Quiet is that cool and sharp with a gun.
Starshine Sparkle: And she is an amazing fighter too.
Spyro: She sure is awesome and cool.
Rei: I think so too.
Ghost: We all do. We just have a couple more games to cover and the entire Super Smash Brothers Roster will be complete. Lets do it!
Ariel used the Core Medals for Ghost, Lady Quark and Crotchkicking Bully and she fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
GHOST! LADY QUARK! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Ariel activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Ocean Music and they blasted her all over with magic and water and smashed her down.
Squirrel Girl, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Cholan, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout - Quiet is hot and deadly
Core Medals: Whiteout, Lexaeus and The Shadowbolts
Fullbottles: Whiteout and Lexaeus
Whiteout was next.
Whiteout: (to Squirrel Girl) Quiet is hot and deadly. No offense to you of course.
Squirrel Girl: None taken but yeah she sure is. I like how she dresses in a bikini top in battle. Sakura Valencia is gonna be just as awesome the same way.
Applejack: Yeah she looks great that way in battle.
Apple Bloom: They sure do. Yeah!
Flashwing: Beauty and brains in battle. So awesome and great.
Cholan: You got that right.
Whiteout: You got that right too. Lets do it!
Squirrel Girl used the Core Medals for Whiteout, Lexaeus and The Shadowbolts and she fired waves light and darkness and earth and blasted her down.
WHITEOUT! LEXAEUS! BEST MATCH!
She fired glowing rocks and blasted her down.
Squirrel Girl activated her ridewatch and they danced to country western music and they fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and nuts and smashed her down.
Shope, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Hexe Trude, Runabout and Runamuck VS Bette Sans Souci A.K.A. Plastique - FOXHOUND will pay for its crimes
Core Medals: Plastique, Genbu and RTN Deidara
Fullbottles: Plastique and Genbu
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) FOXHOUND will pay for its crimes. Most of their operatives have already paid the price.
Shope: They sure have and now we just have to destroy the big boss and the world will be safe from them.
Princess Celestia: That is for sure.
King Solar: Yeah those terrorists will pay the ultimate prices.
Amber Morning: Big time daddy.
Spotlight: Yeah they will get it coming.
Hexe Trude: Absolutely.
Plastique: I agree. Lets do it!
Shope used the Core Medals for Plastique, Genbu and RTN Deidara and she fired waves of explosive rocks and they hit her and exploded all over the place.
PLASTIQUE! GENBU! BEST MATCH!
She fired more explosive rocks and they blasted her all over and exploded.
Shope activated her Ridewatch and they danced to medieval music and they fired waves of light and energy and blasted her down.
Lola, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Fii the Phoenix, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Big Boss is gonna die today for his crimes.
Core Medals: Firefly, Evil Heat Man and Sailor Iron Mouse
Fullbottles: Firefly and Evil Heat Man
Firefly was next.
Firefly: (to Lola) Big Boss is gonna die today for his crimes. He's nuts if he thinks he's gonna make a world of eternal war!
Lola: Yeah! NO ONE declares war on the planet and lives to tell about it!
Princess Luna: I agree there and he deserves to die.
Moondust: I agree there too.
Snowdrop: You got that right.
Gari: Yeah no kidding. He deserves to be destroyed.
Blackout: Yeah no kidding.
Fi: He deserves it.
Firefly: Big time. Lets do it!
Lola used the Core Medals for Firefly, Evil Heat Man and Sailor Iron Mouse and she fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
FIREFLY! EVIL HEAT MAN! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Lola activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Celtic Music and fired waves of fire and darkness and blasted him down.
Quiet VS Sailor Iron Mouse
Quiet was looking for her archenemy and then out came SAILOR IRON MOUSE!
Quiet: So you are Sailor Iron Mouse.
Sailor Iron Mouse: That's right. Pleasure to make your acquaintance Quiet.
Quiet: Sure thing.
Sailor Iron Mouse: You don't have any cats do you? I don't like cats.
Quiet: I'm not a cat person. I'm a dog person.
Sailor Iron Mouse: Oh good. Shall we dance?
Quiet: Lets.
She fired waves of energy from her bracelets and Quiet dodged the blasts and Quiet fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Elaine Sustrai VS Agent Alpha
Elaine was looking for her archenemy. And then out came AGENT ALPHA!
Elaine Sustrai: So I get Agent Alpha as my archenemy.
Agent Alpha: That's right. I take it you heard about my achievements.
Elaine Sustrai: That's right. I heard you were the founder of M.I.B.
Agent Alpha: Yes. And I take it you heard about what I have done too.
Elaine Sustrai: That's right.
Agent Alpha: As J.D. knows, I've done some personal re-modelings since me and K parted company and since me and the team first battled. These days...
Alpha took off his black tuxedo and tie and she saw a horrible and gross transformation! He had 6 limbs come out of his back. Two of those limbs were the heads of aliens and the rest were tentacles. His neck grew longer and his arms had spikes on them and he had 3 more alien hands and 3 alien mouth arms and 4 more tentacles come out of his chest! He was a grotesque mutant monstrosity!
Alpha: I'm fully loaded!
Elaine Sustrai was shocked and horrified!
Elaine Sustrai: WHAT IN THE NINE FUCKING LEVELS OF HELL HAVE YOU TURNED YOURSELF INTO!?
Me: That was my first reaction when we saw him like this.
Elaine Sustrai: This guy has really gone off the deep end!
Alpha: Deep space. I've spent 20 years traveling the cosmos handpicking alien anatomies surgically enhancing myself. Becoming more powerful than any one alien. Or human.
Elaine Sustrai: Lets see what you can do.
She went at him and fired waves of fire, wind and water and blasted him all over and smashed him down.
Zenkaigers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Sapphire World
Sapphire World was next.
Nico: This will be awesome!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of FOXHOUND, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the anti-FOXHOUND symbol etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also blasters included with the swords as well.
Nico teleported back with them.
Zenkaigers: Change Zenkai!
Stacey: Dark Change!
Zocks: Change Twokai!
Zocks began dancing. And so did Poliwag and Poromon.
Poromon: (with Cutanner on his head) Yay!
Poliwag: (with Ricky on his head) Woohoo!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY BRIGADE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers too!
Nico: YEAH! Lets do it!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI BLAST!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all him and Sapphire World Exploded!
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He was dead and Nico caught his gear.
Nico: Sapphire World you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped and cheered wildly!
Snake: Wow! Your power is awesome.
Me: We get that a lot.
Qin: Yeah.
Lea: Now, let's go find Big Boss!
Me: You read my mind.
Zexion: Where is he right now?
Eli: He's over in a hidden island underwater off the coast of the Mount Cleveland Volcano.
Qin: Wow. That's not far from here.
Nico: No it's not.
Snake: Then we need to get ready and lock and load.
We got our weapons and locked and loaded and we were ready.
Nico: All set?
We nodded.
Me: We're ready.
Nico: Get ready Big Boss and FOXHOUND, (Eyes Glow Red) You are going to pay for everything you did!
We were off to the underwater lair of FOXHOUND!
We were underwater in our stealth submarine.
Demyx then appeared with us.
Maria: Thanks for coming, Demyx.
Demyx: Not a problem. This is gonna be so awesome and fun.
Qin: It sure is.
Me: I have a plan. First will be Demyx's talk and then Sakura will show her sex appeal. You'll love this one.
We arrived at his lair and got out and hid.
Demyx went up to Big Boss.
Big Boss: So, the slacker of Organization XIII confronts me? You don't look that tough.
Demyx: (grins, remembering his second fight with Sora) You shouldn't judge anyone by appearence.
Big Boss: We'll see.
Demyx: Then maybe you need a good show before the big fight. (WHISTLES)
Then seductive music played and walking in seductively was Sakura Valencia and she was really showing off.
Sakura Valencia: (Seductive tone) Hello big boys. (Shows off) Like what you see?
Then she showed off and then many of the men got hearts in their eyes and then blasted off with powerful nosebleeds and it was so funny!
CRASH!
Some of them smashed their skulls on the walls and killed themselves. Then the spirits of the military appeared and then swirled around Big Boss and then converged and then…
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A massive fiery explosion went off above them and fireballs rained down and blasted the soldiers all over and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Big Boss your reign of terror ends now!
Big Boss: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
Qin: That's right!
Snake: You will pay for everything.
Big Boss: We'll see. That's quite a sexy woman you got there J.D.
Me: Sakura has always had that amazing charm.
Misty Tredwell: And she is awesome.
Big Boss: Indeed but You idiots think you can stop me? By the time I'm done, the whole world will be in endless war.
Me: Fat chance motherfucker!
Nico: Pal, you're either crazy or delusional. Or even both!
Me: I would say both! That's why we came to kill you.
He then pulled out a machine gun and fired it and using lightning fast speed and power I grabbed all his bullet slugs and he ran out of ammo. I dropped them onto the ground.
Me: I believe these are yours.
Qin: Nice one.
Lucca: Fast isn't he?
Big Boss: Batlings!
An army of Batlings appeared.
Erica Haddock: Battlings!
Me: Now we're talking!
Nico: Yep.
Erica Haddock: I got these guys.
Erica went at them and like what she did with Cyclopter's battle she pulverized and smashed and bashed them all down and destroyed them in an instant with incredible martial arts moves. It was incredible and awesome. Big Boss was angry and infuriated. She was really going at them and blasting and bashing and ripping them apart. When it was done 45 minutes later she came back.
Erica Haddock: How was that?
Me: That was great Erica!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Big Boss: That was very impressive fighting. You have some amazing skills. But that was just an appetizer. HERE COMES THE MAIN COURSE!
He summoned an EVEN LARGER MASSIVE ARMY OFO BATTLINGS!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
The Batlings jumped them and Snake and his friends lay defeated at the hands of the Batlings.
Big Boss: (chuckles evilly) You should've just stuck with doing things alone, Solid Snake. Because now, your friends get to die with you.
POW!
I punched Big Boss in the face.
Me: You make me sick Big Boss!
Aligned Sideswipe: (slashes a Batling) I'm up to any suggestions if you guys have any!
Irma then got an idea.
Irma: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there! Lend Snake and his friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I go "1,2", shout "It's Showtime"! Okay? 1,2...
All: IT'S SHOWTIME!
Irma: One more time! 1,2...
All: IT'S SHOWTIME!
Irma: Louder! 1,2...
All: IT'S SHOWTIME!
Jamesdean5842: IT'S SHOWTIME!
At this, Snake found the strength to get up.
Snake: I don't regret having my friends help me, Big Boss. And you're about to find out why!
Snake then tossed a grenade at a Batling and it exploded, destroying it.
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The explosion destroyed it and many Batlings.
Big Boss: WHAT!?
POW!
I kicked him in the face and kicked him all over.
Snake: Thanks for the help, everyone.
Quiet: I didn't think we'd be that popular.
Gustava Heffner: Neither did I.
Nicole: You've been very popular since July 7th, 1987.
Otacon: Well, Snake was a favorite in the Smash Bros tournaments.
Mei Ling: Of course he was.
Nicole: Yep.
Colonel: Either way, we still have a job to do
Nico: And it's time for us to kill this monster.
Qin: Big time!
Xenia: This guy has pissed us off for the last time!
Irma: Let me transform with you guys!
Carter: It would be our pleasure, Irma.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue!
Ryan: Titanium Power!
They transformed!
Carter Greyson: "Red Lightspeed Ranger!"
Chad Lee: "Blue Lightspeed Ranger!"
Joel Rawling: "Green Lightspeed Ranger!"
Kelsey Winslow: "Yellow Lightspeed Ranger!"
Dana Mitchell: "Pink Lightspeed Ranger!"
Ryan Mitchell: "Titanium Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dino Tyranno: Dino Tyranno! Power Of The Ancients! Silver Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Bracho: Dino Brachio, power of the Ancients! Axe of Valor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Tricera: Dino Tricera, power of the Ancients! Tricera Spears of Jade! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Stego: Dino Stego, power of the Ancients! Stego Skeletal Revolution! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Mammoth: Dino Mammoth, power of the Ancients! Mammoth Tusks of Vigor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Kenty: Dino Kenty, power of the Ancients! Kenty Skeletal Drill! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ptera: Dino Ptera, power of the Ancients! Ptera Bristle Boomerang! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Styraco: Dino Styraco, power of the Ancients! Styraco Sword of Stealth! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Sabre: Dino Sabre, power of the Ancients! Sabre Wailing Whip! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Pachy: Dino Pachy, power of the Ancients! Pachy Spike Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Centro: Dino Centro, power of the Ancients! Fossil Moon Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ichtyo: Dino Icthyo, power of the Ancients! Trident of the Tides! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Arch: Dino Arch, power of the Ancients! Arch Bone Shield! Dino Knight, ready!
Jetman: CROSS CHANGER!
They transformed!
Ryu Tendo: RED HAWK!
Gai Yuki: BLACK CONDOR!
Raita Ooishi: YELLOW OWL!
Kaori Rokumeikan: WHITE SWAN!
Ako Hayasaka: BLUE SWALLOW!
Jeffery Kensaki: GREEN EAGLE!
All: Choujin Sentai Jetman!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Changemen: LETS CHANGE!
They were enveloped in the auras of a Dragon, Phoenix, Mermaid, Griffon and Pegasus and they transformed!
Hiiryu: (DRAGON ROARS) CHANGEDRAGON!
Shou: (GRIFFON ROAR) CHANGEGRIFFON
Yuuma: (PEGASUS WINNIE) CHANGEPEGASUS!
Sayaka: (MERMAID SINGING) CHANGEMERMAID!
Mai: (PHOENIX CRY) CHANGEPHOENIX!
All: Dengeki Sentai Changeman!
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Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Dairangers: Qi-Power Transformation - Aura Changer!
They transformed!
Ryo: RyuuRanger! Heavenly Fire Star, Ryo!
Daigo: ShishiRanger! Heavenly Phantom Star, Daigo!
Shoki: TenmaRanger! Heavenly Gravity Star, Shoji!
Kazu: KirinRanger! Heavenly Time Star, Kazu!
Rin: HououRanger! Heavenly Wind Star, Rin!
Kou: Howling New Star, KibaRanger!
All: Five stars, shining in the heavens! Gosei Sentai... Dairanger!
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Another Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
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Another massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: And this!
We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.
All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BURNING SUPER SENTAI POWER!
We summoned all the Super Sentai Teams!
Maria: And now it's time for the big guns!
She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) UNLEASH THE MASTERS OF EVIL!
She summoned ALL OF THE Masters of Evil!
Vypra: It's getting good now!
Snake: It's showtime!
Gia: Damn right it is!
Me: YEAH!
Tsukasa: You know that you and Haruto share the same catchphrase, right?
Snake: Cool.
Kamen Ride: Zero One!
Kamen Ride: Vulcan!
Kamen Ride: Valkyrie!
Kamen Ride: Jin!
Kamen Ride: Horobi!
Kamen Ride: Ikazuchi!
Kamen Ride: Thouser!
Tsukasa turned into Zero One and Daiki summoned clones of the Zero One Team!
Irma Lair: That's it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Big Boss.
Suddenly, Irma Lair's greenish-blue eyes turned greenish-blue, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sword of Kandrakar from her back, and as she approached Big Boss, she left pink energy, water, quintessence, life energy, and angels with every step.
Irma Lair: You really make me sick, Big Boss, you've not only caused more than enough problems for Snake and his team, but you and all of FOXHOUND have also been causing nothing but mayhem and chaos to the entire world. As The Kandrakar Guardian of Water and member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I will make you pay for the suffering that you've caused.
Suddenly, Irma Lair was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding it, there's an angel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Irma Lair emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Irma Lair grew to 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long shoulder length light-brown and slightly wavy hair, she has neon greenish-blue eyes and a pink energy aura with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Water Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and the Water Kanji in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with aqua blue crystal links and a phoenix with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved pink blouse with aqua blue phoenix on it, pink skirt with life energy on it, pink pants, pink high heels, and a pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and water waves on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with water surrounding it. Suddenly, Irma Lair felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large brown feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Irma Lair has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black-blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Irma Lair's massive Sword of Kandrakar and the other swords she's gotten throughout the treasure battles began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, water, life energy, quintessence, and angels, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Kandrakar's Water Quintessence Greatsword of Maelstrom Magical Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of Water and the symbol of Kandrakar etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large fairy wings for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large aqua blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Irma Lair, Guardian of Water, Loving Daughter of Tom Lair, Friend of Hay Lin, Taranee Cook, Will Vandom, and Cornelia Hale, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Water, Quintessence, and Life Energy"
イルマ・レア、水の守護者、トム・レアの愛情深い娘、ヘイ・リンの友、タラニー・クック、ウィル・ヴァンドム、コーネリア・ヘイル、ダーク・ネリッサとフォボスの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、友達多くの、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして水、真髄、生命エネルギーの達人に
Irma Lair has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY MAELSTROM KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF OCEANIC QUINTESSENCE LIFE AND WATER KANDRAKAR JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Irma Lair's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when Big Boss saw it, he got out a gun and was about to fire and kill her, but Irma fired a powerful pink energy blast with water, quintessence, life energy, angels, and phoenixes at him, and it exploded with incredible power as it hits him. Plus, it also soaked his gun and got the gunpowder wet.
Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome.
Me: And the one thing anyone armed with a gun hates is when the gunpowder gets wet with water.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Big Boss, your crimes against the entirety of Earth are beyond forgiveness and everything that you have done is unpardonable. Your crimes cannot go unpunished! In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm...
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Eli: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!
Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Bloom: MAGIC...
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS...
Ben: IT'S HERO TIME!
The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
Arkayna: Mysticons...
Tai Kamiya: Digimon and Digidestined...
Numbuh 1: KIDS NEXT DOOR...
Robin: Titans...
Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon…
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table...
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS...
Starscream: DECEPTICONS...
Optimus Primal: MAXIMALS...
Scorponok: PREDACONS...
Captain America: Avengers!
Major Glory: JUSTICE FRIENDS...
Goku: Z-FIGHTERS!
Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE...
Tyler Bowman: SUPERDUDES...
Me: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!
Dark Spicer: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Maxxor: WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Winx Club: WINX!
Will Vandom: UNITE!
Arkayna: ENERGIZE!
Tai: TIME TO FIGHT!
Numbuh 1: BATTLESTATIONS!
Robin: GO!
Sailor Moon: WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Optimus Prime: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Starscream: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!
Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!
Scorponok: TERRORIZE!
Captain America: ASSEMBLE!
Major Glory: ASSEMBLE!
Goku: ATTACK!
Superman: LETS FLY!
Tyler Bowman: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT!
Nico: ATTACK!
We went at Big Boss and the Batlings and destroyed many of the Batlings and I punched and kicked and smashed Big Boss all over.
Snake whips out his modified pistol and fires a tranquilizer round at a Batling.
He knocked it out and it exploded!
Nico slashed numerous Batlings and blasted them all over.
Qin fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Sakura Valencia blasted numerous Batlings all over the place with incredible fire powers and blasted them down.
Varie fired waves of water and they dissolved into mush.
Irma blasted them all over with water blasts and they melted.
Carter: V LANCER! THERMO BLASTER!
He blasted numerous Batlings all over the place with red lasers.
I kicked Big Boss in his face and punched him in the stomach and bashed him in his face all over.
Bai Tza was blasting numerous blasts of water at the Batlings and Chad Lee pulled out his Thermo Blaster and blasted numerous Batlings with blue laser blasts.
Bai Tza: Take that Batlings!
But then a ball of light appeared and it landed in Bai Tza's hands and she got a blue Grand Zi-O Ridewatch imbued with the powers of the Water Element Digimon!
Bai Tza: (Gasp) A Water Digimon Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!
She activated it.
Bai Tza: HENSHIN!
She had all the spirits of the Water Element Digimon appear and she got awesome Aqua Blue Armor and had all the powers of all the Water Elemental Digimon imbued in her. She had become KAMEN RIDER AQUA GRAND ZI-O!
Nico: WHOA! Bai Tza? Wow!
Girl Jordan: Awesome!
Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess of Water and the Ocean who reaches over the power of Poseidon and Neptune and reigns over the seas of the Past and Future. Her name is Grand Aqua Zi-O! We are now entering another chapter ofo history!
Nico: AWESOME!
Bai Tza: This is awesome! Lets see what it can do. (Taps AncientMermaidmon's symbol) (Echoing) GREAT MAELSTROM!
She fired a massive blast of water and it hit a bunch of Batlings and destroyed them.
Qin: That is awesome!
Bai Tza: Lets see what else. (Taps MarineDevimon's Symbol) (Echoing) DARK DELUGE!
She fired a wave of black poisonous Ink and dissolved numerous soldiers that came at everyone.
Qin: Whoa!
Burn grabbed a Batling's head.
And he kneed it and Threw it at Girl Jordan and she blasted it with water and melted it.
I punched Big Boss all over the place.
Me: You are nothing but a heartless monster Big Boss! (PUNCHES HIM AND KICKS HIM) I am not going to let you declare eternal war on the world!
He unsheathed a sword and we clashed!
Big Boss: This world is going to pay for everything it did!
Me: Like hell it will!
I punched him and then slashed him across his chest with my sword!
Aligned Strongarm took out her Decepticon hunter and fired at several Batlings with it.
She blasted them all over.
Joel Rawling: Chad it's time for the next level!
Chad Lee: You got it!
Chad and Joel: 8-1-8! Activate! MEGABATTLE!
They donned awesome backpacks and Chad got a powerful blaster cannon and Joel got a deadly sawblade!
Nico: YEAH!
They blasted and slashed numerous Batlings and blasted them all over.
Nico: 5-5-5! BOOSTER BEAM!
Nico fired waves of rainbow energy from his Booster Beam and blasted them down.
Troy: Don't hog all the fun!
Nico: Sorry Troy!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
They turned into the SPD Rangers!
Dana: Time to test out Ultimate Spidermonkey's Ridewatch.
Eli: You got it!
Eli activated it and fired webs like Spiderman and pulled them over to Eli and he ripped their heads off!
Spiderman: Awesome job Eli!
Eli: Yeah!
They high five!
Nico: That was awesome and cool!
Quickshadow turned into vehicle mode and ran over several Batlings.
Quickshadow: (British Accent) You guys are roadkill!
Georgina: That's telling them
SMASH!
She smashed numerous Batlings all over!
Erica Haddock: Georgina lets do some teamwork!
Georgina: You got it!
Georgina had Erica's arms tied with hers and she picked her up and Erica dealt a volley of kicks at a bunch of Batlings and bashed them all over.
Qin: YEAH!
She fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Qin: Top this!
She put her thumb in her mouth and then blow and then…
FAAARRRRTT!
She farted out fire from her ears and blasted numerous Batlings all over.
Qin: Saw that trick on Robots.
Rescue Bots: Power up and Energize!
Carter: Trans Armor Cycle!
Carter donned his awesome Trans Armor Battlizer!
We then regrouped and we were facing Big Boss!
Nico: It's time to kick some butt!
Qin: YEAH!
We went at Big Boss and bashed and smashed and pulverized him.
Spyder, Chaor, Dhilas, and Lore blasted and smashed and pulverized and mashed him all over.
Mr. Krabs, Larry the Lobster, Runamuck and Red Alert used the Autobot and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Runamuck's Friction Rifle and Mr. Krabs and Larry's powers 100-fold and turned Red Alert's rocket into a powerful plasma cannon.
Mr. Krabs and Runamuck: CRAB FRICTION BLAST!
Red Alert and Larry the Lobster: PLASMA LOBSTER SHOT!
Motorcycles of Rainbow Fire and Johnny 13: RAINBOW FLAME GHOST BLAST!
Nature of Illusions and Zexion: NATURE ILLUSION BURST!
Wolf Dragons and Biowulf: WOLF DRAGON FIRESTORM!
Ghost Geniuses and Zs'Skayr: GHOST GENIUS BLAST!
Magic Sword Masters and Mojo: MAGIC SWORD STORM!
Water Dragon Fury and Hydros: HYDRO DRAGON BLAST!
Lightning Digimon Fury and Seadramon: LIGHTNING DRAGON FORCE!
Firestorm Planet Bash and Fireor: FIRESTORM PLANET FURY!
Ice Digimon Masters and Oculous: ICE EYE BLAST!
Vampire Darkness Storm and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS VAMPIRE STORM SHOT!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP MEGABLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRE OF FORGIVENESS FIRESTORM!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER OF GEARS SHOW!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LIFE OF NATURE BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: UNDEAD BONE STORM!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT SUN FURY!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS MOON SHOT!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Amy Yae, Snake, Quiet, Irma, Me, Eli and Rainbow Dash: MILITARY SUPER BLAST!
We fired massive waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: METAL GEAR WEAPON ELEMENT STYLE: MK23SOCOM!
Jessica Shannon: METAL GEAR WEAPON STING STYLE: DESERT EAGLE!
Peni Parker: METAL GEAR WEAPON WEB STYLE: WU SILENT PISTOL!
Entrapta: METAL GEAR WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: M16A1!
Perfuma: METAL GEAR WEAPON NATURE STYLE: M4!
Frosta: METAL GEAR WEAPON ICE STYLE: AK-47!
Yuna Kamihara: METAL GEAR WEAPON WATER STYLE: STUN KNIFE!
Toph: METAL GEAR WEAPON EARTH STYLE: COMBAT KNIFE!
Super Sonico: METAL GEAR WEAPON SOUND STYLE: HIGH-FREQUENCY BLADE!
Julie Makimoto: METAL GEAR WEAPON LAVA STYLE: PSG1!
Mai Shiranui: METAL GEAR WEAPON FIRE STYLE: SVD!
Sari Sumdac: METAL GEAR WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: DSR-1!
: METAL GEAR WEAPON FIRE STYLE: HONEY BEE!
Colette Brunell: METAL GEAR WEAPON LIGHT STYLE: NIKITA!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): METAL GEAR WEAPON DARK STYLE: M47 DRAGON!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said weapons.
Lincoln and his harem: METAL GEAR WEAPON FINAL SMASH: ELEMENTAL NIKITA BARRAGE!
They fired a massive elemental Nikitas.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: Rescue Bird!
Ryan: Titanium Laser!
Nico: V-Lancers!
Eli: Booster Beams!
Qin: Thermo Blasters!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired massive waves of energy beams and the blasts from the techniques, combos, final smashes and attacks all hit Big Boss and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL EXPLOSION OF UNFATHOMABLE POWER!
The explosion was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it blasted a huge hole in the ocean and it was so huge that it was a wall of water that was going to fill up in minutes!
Big Boss was down and defeated!
Me: Big Boss, you're finished!
Snake: You don't have Metal Gear Rex to save you now!
Big Boss: (laughs evilly) I don't need it!
A giant robot appeared and Big Boss hopped into it.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: We know what this means!
Carter: RESCUE ZORDS MOBILIZE!
At the World Tree Estate the Rescue Trains all came along with the Max Solarzord!
Me, Nico and the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers all got into the zords!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE MEGAZORD!
Ryan: MAX SOLARZORD!
Me: OMEGA MEGAZORD!
Nico: SUPERTRAIN MEGAZORD!
We were ready for action!
Qin: AWESOME!
Sakura Valencia: That is so awesome!
Nico: Let's combine even further!
We had them al combine and then it formed into the awesome LIGHTSPEED RESCUE SUPER OMEGA SUPER ULTRAZORD!
Nico: He's shaking now!
Me: Watch this! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE SUPER SWORD!
The Lightspeed Rescue Sword formed and it was huge and massive! It formed an Elemental Circle of fire, water, wind, earth, lightning and the elements and then it slashed the big robot in half and then it exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION OF DEVASTATING AND UNFATHOMABLE POWER!
HE WAS DEAD!
Me: YEAH!
We won!
We regrouped and he was dead and then his spirit appeared and then I painted a kanji on him and gave him the Black Gates! He was found guilty of all the crimes he did by all the spirits he killed and he was fading away.
Big Boss: NO! Help me Snake!
Snake: You don't deserve any help! Enjoy the Black Gates.
We walked away.
Big Boss: DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STO— (FADES)
He was gone for good!
May: What do we do about the wall of water?!
Nico: Lets head back to the island!
We teleported back and the wall of water closed in and then there was a huge splash and it was done.
Me: WHOA!
Qin: That's it for him!
Snake: Mission's complete, and FOXHOUND is no more.
Nico: You got that right, Snake, but we still got another member of The Doomsday 23 to deal with, and The Diamond Dogs should be arriving...right now!
?: You're going to pay for ruining our gem operation, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Rarity: I knew there was no mistaking those repulsive voices from anywhere. You can come out now, Diamond Dogs.
Three canine figures came rushing at us and tried to grab Rarity, but Lincoln sent them flying with three punches and sent them crashing into the ground, and we saw them get up, and the canine figures were none other than The Diamond Dogs, Equestria's gem-greedy mutts.
Nico: The Diamond Dogs, Equestria's gem-greedy mutts, I should've known you three would show up again.
Diamond Dog: And now, we'll take our gem catcher and go!
The Diamond Dogs were about to grab Rarity again, but Lincoln fired three blasts of rainbow energy with rainbow super lightning and electrocuted them badly. This angered them and they were about to attack, but Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red with slit pupils and his vampire fangs grew longer.
Lincoln: If you mongrels so much as lay one hair on my future wife, I will drain you three dry of every last drop of blood and have your hides nailed to the wall!
This really frightened The Diamond Dogs badly and their fur turned white as a ghost.
Irma Lair: Whoa, way to frighten them, Lincoln, and he's right, you mutts aren't going to lay one paw on Rarity again.
Suddenly, Irma Lair's greenish-blue eyes turned greenish-blue, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sword of Kandrakar from her back, and as she approached The Diamond Dogs, she left pink energy, water, quintessence, life energy, and angels with every step.
Irma Lair: I should've known you mutts would return yet again to kidnap Rarity to get more jewels to satisfy your greed, but that's not going to happen ever again, Diamond Dogs. You're not getting your filthy paws on Rarity again, and I'm going to see to it that you three are put in the doghouse of shame forever!
Suddenly, Irma Lair was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding it, there's an angel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Irma Lair emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Irma Lair grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long shoulder length light-brown and slightly wavy hair, she has neon greenish-blue eyes and a pink energy aura with water, quintessence, life energy, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Water Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with aqua blue gems on the gold water drop links and aqua blue crystal links and an aqua blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved pink blouse with aqua blue phoenix on it, pink skirt with life energy on it, pink pants, pink high heels, and a pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and water waves on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with water surrounding it. Suddenly, Irma Lair felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large brown feathers, grew much bigger for her new body. Irma Lair has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black-blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Irma Lair's massive Kandrakar's Water Quintessence Greatsword was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, water, life energy, quintessence, and angels, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Kandrakar's Water Quintessence Broadsword of Maelstrom Magical Justice, it's a brand-new massive broadsword with the symbol of Water and the symbol of Kandrakar etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large fairy wings for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large aqua blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Irma Lair, Guardian of Water, Loving Daughter of Tom Lair, Friend of Hay Lin, Taranee Cook, Will Vandom, and Cornelia Hale, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Loving Sister of Snake and Quiet, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Water, Quintessence, and Life Energy"
イルマ・レア、水の守護者、トム・レアの愛情深い娘、ヘイ・リンの友、タラニー・クック、ウィル・ヴァンドム、コーネリア・ヘイル、ダーク・ネリッサとフォボスの破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、友達多くの人に、愛情深いヘビの姉妹であり、静かで、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くほど強力な生徒であり、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの素晴らしいメンバーであり、水、クインテッセンス、生命エネルギーのマスターです。
Irma Lair has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MAELSTROM KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF OCEANIC QUINTESSENCE LIFE AND WATER KANDRAKAR JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Irma Lair's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when The Diamond Dogs saw it, they howled with rage and tried to attack her, but Irma Lair fired three powerful pink energy blasts with quintessence, life energy, water, angels, and phoenixes, and they hit The Diamond Dogs and sent them flying into a wall, but they're not out yet.
Nico: Wow, Irma's transformed, awesome.
The Diamond Dogs tried to attack again, but Celine Giachi Florres fired dark blue energy blasts at The Diamond Dogs.
Diamond Dogs: Hey, who do you think you are to get in our way, girlie?!
Celine Giachi Florres: Someone who refuses to stand here and let you hurt my friends, you repulsive apes. (Blue energy aura flares up) I am Celine Giachi Florres, The Champion of Rarity, The Alicorn Princess of Generosity and one of the 27 girls chosen by The Elements of Harmony to be The Element of Generosity.
This horrified The Diamond Dogs badly.
Diamond Dogs: Impossible, The Champions of Harmony have returned?!
Suddenly, Celine Giachi Florres' blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with Alicorns, water, magic, and jewels, she unholstered her Sword of The Champion of Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Diamond Dogs, she left purple energy, Alicorns, water, magic, and jewels with every step.
Celine Giachi Florres: Diamond Dogs, I will never forgive you for what you've done in using Rarity to get jewels, you took advantage of Rarity's generosity and turned her into your slave, and that's an unforgivable act that warrants the administration of a severe punishment for you, gem-greedy mutts of Equestria.
Suddenly, Celine Giachi Florres was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with gems, water, and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and ocean waves were crashing behind the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Celine Giachi Florres emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Celine Giachi Florres grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark blue hair, she has neon dark blue eyes and a blue and purple energy aura with Alicorns, water, magic, and jewels surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Rarity's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanji in its hooves on her ears, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with aqua blue gems on the gold water drop links and aqua blue crystal links and an aqua blue Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with purple gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Celine Giachi Florres has on a short-sleeved aqua blue blouse, short-sleeved aqua blue dress top, light blue skirt with purple designs, light blue pants, dark blue high heels with fur, and sleeveless long aqua blue trenchcoat with jewels and ocean waves on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by jewels and water waves and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Celine Giachi Florres felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive aqua blue angel wings with white and purple tips on the large aqua blue feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, with water and jewels falling from the tips. Celine Giachi Florres has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder.
Suddenly, Celine Giachi Florres' massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, water, jewels, and magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rarity's Alicorn Greatsword of Water Generosity and Jewel Generosity, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade with the cutie mark of Rarity and jewels etched on the blade, large yellow Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large yellow Alicorn heads with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large purple gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light blue gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and purple gems for the eyes and a large blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Celine Giachi Florres, Champion of Rarity, The Champion of Generosity, One of The Twenty-Seven Champions of Harmony, Destroyer of The Diamond Dogs and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Water, Jewels, Magic, and Generosity"
セリーヌ・ジアチ・フローレス、レアリティのチャンピオン、寛大さのチャンピオン、ハーモニーの 27 人のチャンピオンの 1 人、ダイアモンドの犬とドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、そして水、宝石、魔法、そして寛大さの力のマスター
Celine Giachi Florres has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY MAELSTROM GENEROSITY ALICORN ANGEL OF WATER GEM GENEROSITY AND DIVINE GENEROSITY GEM LOVE!
We were amazed by Celine Giachi Florres' Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when The Diamond Dogs saw it, they went barking mad and tried to attack, but Celine fired powerful aqua blue energy blasts with gems, water, Alicorns, and magic, and it hits them and drenched them.
Me: P.U., wet dog!
Nico: Yuck!
Ken Knudson: And now, Celine Giachi Florres has transformed, awesome.
Celine Giachi Florres: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Generosity Gem Alicorn and Divine Water Love) That's right, Ken, now there's just two more who have to join in.
Rarity: That's our cue, Linky. You ready?
Lincoln: Ready, my Alicorn Princess of Water Generosity.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and Rarity unholstered her massive Rarity's Alicorn Sword of Magical Generosity and Water Justice from her back and transformed into Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity Maelstrom Gem Alicorn Angel of Water Generosity and Divine Gem Love, and they joined Irma Lair and Celine Giachi Florres.
Rarity: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Generosity Alicorn and Divine Water Love) You Diamond Dogs better be ready.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Because, we're coming for you, and no mercy shall be shown to any of you.
Irma Lair, Celine Giachi Florres, Rarity, and Lincoln went after The Diamond Dogs, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and white energy, blue energy, pink energy, life energy, quintessence, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at The Diamond Dogs, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and they were being burned badly by The Magic of Friendship. Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords and they left painful scars on them, and because of the purity of the attacks, it burned them badly, and the wounds they suffered would never heal. Then, they tied them up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, so they couldn't escape.
Irma Lair, Celine Giachi Florres, Rarity, and Lincoln holstered their massive swords on their backs and powered down, and Irma Lair and Celine Giachi Florres' new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Diamond Dogs: Fine, so you got us? Go ahead and get it over with.
Lincoln: You really think we're going to kill you? Oh no, you three aren't getting off that easily. Instead of getting killed, I have a better punishment for you: you three are condemned to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, and to make sure you three don't pull one dirty double-cross on Vypra.
Lincoln spreads his massive white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers and fired deep blue energy blasts with lightning and rainbow super lightning, which hits The Diamond Dogs and the Thunderbird tattoo appears on their backs.
Lincoln: If you three so much as pull one double-cross on Vypra, the Thunderbirds on your backs will spread and once they reach your hearts, you will die and be sent to The Black Gates for good. Now, to send you off to prison.
Lincoln beamed them to The Masters of Evil's prison where they'll remain there for a very long time.
Nico: Alright, we did it, we got rid of Big Boss and FOXHOUND's been terminated for good, and we also defeated The Diamond Dogs and Lincoln condemned them to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, but also, gave them The Hinon's Vengeance Curse.
Me: Because, as he said, one double-cross and it's The Black Gates for them. And we've completed our 2022 Ambassador Missions.
Lincoln: Awesome. But, the battle against The Doomsday 23 is still going, but so far, we've taken down Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, and The Storm King, and now, we've taken down The Diamond Dogs.
Nico: Which means tomorrow, Athena Wendolla's going to transform, and it'll be against Mean Rainbow Dash, The Element of Treachery.
Athena Wendolla: I'll make that treacherous Pegasus pay with her life.
Rainbow Dash: Ruin my name, will she? She's going to get it big time, and I'll probably serve her to Linky as a snack.
Nico: (Gasps) Throwing your Mean self to Lincoln?! Ooh, I wouldn't be surprised if he drains her dry of all her powers and blood.
Lincoln: That treacherous Pegasus doesn't deserve to live a single second further, what she did in trying to ruin my future wife's good name and in the service of that hate-filled bug, Queen Chrysalis, proves that she deserves only death.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: You got that right.
Gearhead: Well, that's gonna be the last big mission for the year for a while.
Ghost: At least until Dino Fury.
Me: Yep. It's the Semi-final mission as we called it and we closed it out with a bang.
Whiteout: But on the bright side, the Super Smash Bros Roster is nearly complete.
Plastique: Got that right.
Me: Yep.
Firefly: Where should we celebrate? In Snake's base or in the Estate?
Nico: Lets celebrate at the Estate.
Firefly: Good idea!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: But great job everyone! We did great today.
Quiet: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure. Hope you all liked this one.
Qin: We all did.
Nico: Yep. Lets go hiome.
We went back home and partied and enjoyed the rest of the day and then went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Metal Gear was a great game and even though I never played it before I did play as Snake in the Super Smash Brothers Games. That was so awesome! The rescue for Nico in the world of Chrono Trigger is to honor David Warner. He died last month and he was known for voicing so many characters that I have known.
RIP David Warner - July 29th, 1941 to July 24th, 2022.
You will never forgotten.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Jimmy (Ed, Edd N Eddy), Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, Varie, me, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to an awesome planet and it's going to be a world made entirely out of Sapphires and blue diamonds! It's gonna be dazzling. And for the battle we're going to witness GIRL JORDAN EXPLODE INTO HER NEW XELNAGA FORM AS WE FACE CARNAGE FROM ALL THE UNIVERSES THAT WE TOOK DOWN! SHE IS GOING TO REALLY EXPLODE IN ANGER AS SHE TAKES DOWN THOUSANDS OF THE VERY MONSTER THAT RUINED HER LIFE! And we're going to meet Another Overflow. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Faluzure, the Evil Dragon God of decay and undeath. Her name is Allora Faluzure. The Incarnation of Faluzure the evil dragon god of decay and undeath, Allora is Nico's friend from Gym and cooking classes and she has the powers of absolute necromancy and dark magic. She possesses all of Faluzure's incredible power and she even is immortal. She is a goth girl that has all the powers of Faluzure himself thru the transfusion of Faluzure's blood. The match-up scene is for Athena Wendolla, and she, Rainbow Dash, and Lincoln are going to destroy Mean Rainbow Dash, the fifth member of The Doomsday 23 For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Castle of The Two Sisters, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Evil Celestia. And they're going to meet a Lucario Gene-Slammer named Mulan Zhèngyìdòushì, who's not only Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China, but also, his classmate in English, but she's also blind, but she's surprisingly an Earthbender with Seismic Sense, and she can see other people by their aura and she's an incredible martial artist. Her last name, Zhèngyìdòushì, means Justice Fighter in Chinese. Mulan would often protect Lincoln from bullies, especially Chandler and Lynn. She and Lincoln would often walk through the park and feed the birds, and they even go into the forest and hunt for food together. One night, while hunting for food in the forest all the while in their underwear as not to risk getting their clothes dirty, both Mulan and Lincoln kissed while under the moonlight, and she's also the cousin of one of Lincoln's future wives, Toph Bei Fong's cousin, and she hates Flip and Scoots with a burning passion. Get ready for a crazy weather adventure as we stop a weather control satellite from being used as a weapon by the evil Duncan Taylor. It's from the movie Geostorm!
See you all tomorrow
