At the park we were having some awesome relaxing time. It was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Brody Romero, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, Maria, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were relaxing after having a great series of adventures.
Me: Ahh. Boy this is awesome.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Himiko: Nothing like a little relaxation after a big series of battles.
Maria: Boy you said it.
Brody Romero: This is so awesome and relaxing.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Brody.
Brody: Anytime Nico. It's so awesome that we get to be in the park for a rescue.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: Yeah this is the life.
Samurai Jack: And it's an honor to be with you guys for this.
Sunny Starscout: Same here.
Nico: Brody, I hope you're okay with Odius being in the Masters of Evil.
Brody: Don't worry I am okay with it. It's better than Galvanax that's for sure.
Me: Thank goodness.
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Qin: But I'm glad some of the awesome villains we know from the Power Rangers series are in the M.O.E.
Himiko: Boy me too.
Me: And I just got confirmation about the next series of Power Rangers coming. It's called Cosmic Fury and I'm getting a massive sense of Deja Vu from this one. The Dino Fury Rangers are going to turn into them in 2023.
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: That is awesome! And it's perfect for the 30th season.
Eli: Wow! That is incredible!
Me: It sure is! I have a feeling the next villain they are going to face is gonna be so awesome. I'll have to teach them the Shadow Clones so they can face it and be with us at the same time.
Nico: Good idea.
Camie: Yeah.
Samurai Jack: It sure is a good idea.
Nico: Brody, one day, you should introduce us to Mick.
Brody: That's not a bad idea Nico. You guys will love Mick.
Me: I remember him. Wow he has amazing Shapeshifting powers and is an awesome spy.
Nico: Wow he sure is.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Also, confession time. I made a Shadow Clone of Kaito and sent him to where the Donbrothers are to serve as a mentor to them.
Kaito: (laughs) It was my idea!
Me: Very genius!
Aylene C.: Yeah that was well thought out!
Nico: Thanks.
Eli: Yeah!
Samurai Jack: That was amazing.
Sunny Starscout: So Jack how did you and Ashi meet?
Samurai Jack: It was during my adventures with J.D. and the team as the Brave 12 during our battles with Aku.
Nico: That's right can you tell us?
Me: I will be happy to. It was an amazing series of adventures we'll never forget. The 12 of us, me, Varie, Vince, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Lily, Jessie Bannon and Jack
were in the world of Aku and we became the Brave 12.
I went over what happened during the events of Chapters 160 to 179
FLASHBACK
(CHAPTER 160)
"The Quest of the Brave 12 Begins"
Me, Varie, Vince, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Jessie, Laney, Lincoln, Lisa and Lily were in the Simulator. This is gonna be a long exercise and we had seals on our bodies that prevent us from aging.
The Simulator activated and we found ourselves in the world of Samurai Jack.
Me: Awesome! We're in the world of Samurai Jack.
Vince: This show was awesome.
Lincoln: I agree. Jack was flung into the future by Aku and he's now trying to find a way back to the past.
Lisa: What happened to this whole city?
Me: From what I remember Aku changed the planet forever and the landscape has been radically altered.
Varie: No kidding. The whole world has been completely changed as a result.
Laney: These cities are unlike anything any human have ever seen before.
Fu: Why would this Aku do all of this?
Vince: He's the ultimate Evil. Aku is pure evil and he's immortal and invincible and there's only thing that can destroy him forever and that's the sword that Samurai Jack possesses.
Sakura: Wow. That sword must be really powerful.
Me: It is.
A whoosh was heard.
Naruto: [Points to the sky] Look up there guys!
We saw a time wormhole open up and out of it came Samurai Jack himself.
Naruto: It's Jack! I got this!
Naruto spread his wings and flew up and caught him.
Naruto: Are you all right?
Jack: Yes. Thanks to you.
Naruto and Jack landed.
Me: Good save bro.
Naruto: Thanks J.D.
Me: We should introduce ourselves Jack. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Jessie: I'm Jessie Bannon.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my little sisters Laney, Lisa and Lily.
Laney: It's a pleasure to meet you Jack.
Lisa: Greetings.
Lily: It's a pleasure.
Jack: It's a pleasure to meet all of you. Where am I?
Me: You're actually in a city in a radically altered landscape because of Aku.
Jack: Aku?
Vince: Yeah. Aku casted a spell that catapulted you into the distant future.
Lincoln: It allowed Aku's evil to fester and take over the planet.
Jack: I see. So the question is not where I am but when I am.
Laney: Exactly.
Lily: We're gonna help you get back home.
Jack: I would greatly appreciate that.
Me: All right guys we're gonna be known as the Brave 12 and our mission is to help Jack get back to his time in the past.
Jack: Thank you all. I must return to my own time so that I might undo Aku's evil reign before it envelopes the Earth. This ageless demon must be stopped.
Me: And we all will work together to stop him.
Jack: This is all very confusing for me.
Me: I know. Lets go get a drink.
We walked up to a door and I knock on it. 3 sliding windows open up.
Bouncer: What do you want?
Me: We would like to come in for a drink please.
Bouncer: A drink? Of course. Come on in.
The windows closed and the door slide up and there was techno rock music playing.
Me: Wow! That is hardcore rock music.
We went in and saw that the bar was full of alien creatures unlike anything we've ever seen before. Most of them were humanoid.
Varie: These guys are weird.
Vince: No kidding.
Jessie: I must admit. This is really awesome.
Lincoln: I agree.
Naruto: Look at that guy.
Naruto pointed at a creature that looked like a slug commando.
Creature: And what you lookin at!?
He jumped over the table and I punched him in the face as he was about to attack and I sent him crashing into a table.
POW! CRASH!
Me: Don't even think about it slugface!
The creature got up.
Creature: Humans you got some nerve!
Vince: We have not yet begun to fight.
The creature pulled out a weapon and it was a weird sword.
I unsheath my sword and slash the creatures arm off.
It alerted more of his kind and they attacked. They fired missiles and we deflected them all back at them and destroyed they.
In a booth 3 dogs that could talk saw us fight and they approached us.
?: (British Accent) Pardon me fine sir.
I kneel down.
Me: Yes?
?: My friends and I would like to offer the chance to join us.
Me: Certainly. Lets go to a booth and talk.
At a booth we were looking at them with curious expressions. A waitress came.
Waitress: Your refreshments are here.
?: Splended.
She gave us our drinks.
?: My friends I do apologize how rude of us. We haven't introduced ourselves. [Introduces the yellow dog] This is Sir Dreyfus Alexander - Chief of Excavation. Um Dreyfus old boy. You're drooling again.
Dreyfus: Huh, oh! Sorry.
He blubbered and got his drool everywhere but our auras were protecting us.
?: (Scottish Accent) You blasted idiot you're getting everybody wet!
?: And this fine gentleman is Angus McDuffey - Artifact Aficionado. And I am Sir Colon Bartholemew Montgomery Rothchild III or Rothy for short. (Chuckles)
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm James Dean Knudson. But my friends call me J.D.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri.
Jessie: I'm Jessica Bannon. But everyone calls me Jessie.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my little sisters Laney, Lisa and Lily.
Laney: It's a pleasure.
Lisa: Greetings my friends.
Lily: Charmed.
Jack: And my name is Jack.
Rothy: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.
Jack: This is all very confusing to me.
Rothy: No, no, no, no, no quite all right. Quite all right. Since the beginning of history the immortal Aku has ruthlessly ruled the Earth. Plundering its resources as he sees fit. But it was still not enough. He opened his ports to the galaxy so that he might take the riches of other worlds as well. Since then his otherworldly business affairs have drawn scaths of vicious criminals, mindless stooges, and questionable mercenaries to our pitiable planet. Making the Earth topsy-turvy if I do say so myself.
Me: We believe it. Aku has radically altered the landscape in such a way.
Jack: There are other worlds across the stars?
Me: That's correct Jack. One of humanities biggest mysteries was "Are we Alone in the Universe?" and the answer is No we are not. We all come from Earth.
Jack: Yes. This world is different from the world that I remember. Even the grandest cities were not as overwhelming as this one. Chariets did not fly and dogs did not speak in human tongue.
Varie: He's right. We mean no insult to you guys. The dogs we have are wonderful companions and they only barked.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Dreyfus gasped.
Rothy: You see the ancient myths are true!
Angus: Impossible! If what you're saying is true, they'd have to be thousands of years old.
Rothy checked Jack and it gave a reading.
Rothy: (Gasp) Astounding! The age-ometer dates your particles all the way back to 25 B.A. 25 Years before Aku enslaved the Earth. You Jack my friend are a living fossil.
Jack: You were right J.D.
Me: Mm-hmm. We are from the year 2017. What year are you from Jack?
Rothy: If I may I believe he would be from the year 200 B.C.
Naruto: That's over 2,000 years ago from our time.
Angus: Right.
Me: What is the year now?
Rothy: It would be in the year 10,533 A.D.
Sakura: We're way in the future.
Fu: No kidding.
Me: We are known as the Brave 12 and our mission is to not only help Jack get back to the past but also destroy Aku.
Lily: Isn't anyone going to hear us in here?
Me: No. I put up a sound barrier that prevents sound from escaping and no one can hear us.
Naruto: Good thinking.
Rothy: Oh I'm so glad we agree on that point. Which actually brings us back to our proposal. You see we are archaeologists trying to dig up the remains of our ancestors to find out more about our past. It was only a few years ago that we had discovered that our ancestors walked upon their legs and their arms.
Dreyfus: Then one day, during our excavation we actually stumbled upon rare jewels.
Angus: Aye. These jewels ended up being a key source of power for Aku.
Rothy: So he enslaved us to forever dig up his jewels thus stiffling our excavation of our glorious past. Which is why we need you.
Me: You called the right people and we will gladly help you.
Rothy: Splended. Well we're off then.
Jack and the dogs took a ship and we flew. Naruto was carrying Jessie. We flew over the landscape and saw that it was altered much worse than what we first thought.
We arrived at the Dogs camp and it was an amazing sight. Lots of old relics from the past were dug up as well as numerous clusters of crystals.
Rothy: Welcome to our camp. As you can see our archaeological dig had unearthed many astounding discoveries concerning the history of canine kind. But unfortunately Aku has shall we say redirected our efforts purely toward the excavation of his precious gems and if Aku's unreasonable quottas are not fully met, I'm afraid terrible punishments are exacted.
We saw lots of dogs crucified to horned structures.
Rothy: My peoples spirits are broken. We simply cannot live like this any longer!
Aku was making the dogs work tirelessly without a break and they were suffering.
Jack: I have seen Aku implement these atrocities before but no more. Even dogs should not be forced to live like dogs.
Me: I agree. No offense Rothy.
Rothy: None taken.
Me: All right. Lets get to work.
Naruto: Right.
Naruto rallied up the dogs together and told them everything about Aku's evil oppression and more. They abandoned their work. The dogs were forever indebted to us. I put up a special barrier that prevents Aku from seeing the dogs not working.
Rothy: Of course J.D. It was truely a noble deed you all have done today and a historic record most worthy of our logs. You have saved all of our pack from the tyranny of Aku. We are forever indebted to you.
Me: Think nothing of it. But it's our mission to oppose the minions of Aku and free everyone under his oppression and our mission to help Jack get back to the past and destroy Aku himself.
Rothy: Thank you so much. Now that we are free we shall take our leave of these forsaken mines. Our pack shall once again continue to unearth new discoveries to our puzzling history.
Jack: I wish you the best.
Jack and Rothy shook hands.
Rothy: We certainly invite you to join us.
Me: I wish we could Rothy but we can't. Aku's wrongs must be righted.
Jack: Yes. Surely there is a way to reverse his spell.
Varie: We will help Jack find a way back to his own time and help him finish what he started centuries ago and defeat Aku's evil before it was ever unleashed.
Vince: And Aku will pay for everything hes done to our planet.
Naruto: Yeah.
Jessie: That's right. We won't let him get away with this.
Me: The Brave 12's Quest has begun.
Samurai Jack Theme Song Plays.
(CHAPTER 161)
"The Brave 12, the Woolies and the Chritchellites"
We, The Brave 12 were wandering through the forest and stopping for a picnic and we heard a beast roar and a large hairy creature ran. 3 more of the creatures riden by smaller creatures were chasing after it.
Me: Lets go!
Varie: Right!
We ran after the creature and I got on it and we teleported and hid in a barrier that prevented us from being seen.
Creature: Where did it go?
Creature 2: I don't know. He just vanished.
Creature 3: Find it so we can punish it!
They left.
Me: That was a close one. [To the beast] Are you all right?
?: Yes. I have been a slave to those awful creatures for decades.
Varie: That's awful.
Jack: Looks like we arrived at the right place at the right time.
Vince: We sure did.
Lincoln: What kind of creature are you?
?: I'm a Woolie. All will be explained at night.
Later that night, the Whoolie lead us to a gate and it had a big lock on it.
Laney: I got this. I learned it from Leni.
Laney pulled out a bobbi pin from her pocket and picked the lock and it opened.
Naruto: Very clever Laney.
Sakura: I agree.
We gasped as we had seen lots of Whoolies sleeping.
Jack: What is this place?
Woolie: It's where we're kept at night.
The Whoolie lead us to a set of stairs and it lead to a tall platform.
Woolie: Up.
I went up the stairs and saw a huge Whoolie that was hairer than the rest. It opened its eyes and they glowed yellow and fired a beam of light into my eyes. It was a psychic vision.
?: I am Lazzor, the eldest of Woolies. [Shows me a flashback of the Woolies past] (Narrating) Countless seasons ago, before the darkness fell we were a happy people. We have discovered a way of life that most creatures only dream about: Paradise. Ours was not a culture based on technology. [The Woolies were a very peaceful and friendly people that lived in harmony] Our village was prosperous. Then THEY came. A pestilence that rained out of the sky. [A bunch of small rockets from outer space landed in the Woolies village. They opened and an army of those blue creatures from earlier came out] The Chritchellites were upon us. [The Woolies tried to defend themselves with their farming tools] At first we tried to defend ourselves but we were no match for their technology. Using the power of the Orb, the Chritchellites has enslaved us to their service. [A giant yellow orb on top of one of the rockets was used and it made the Woolies too front heavy to travel on their hind legs, forcing them to stand on all fours] For decades they have abused our land and if they are not stopped, I fear my people will soon fade from history.
The vision ceased and I was shocked. The Chritchellites were abusing the Woolies to extinction.
Lazzor: Will you help us?
Me: We will Lazzor. The Brave 12 will gladly help you.
I go down the stairs and reveal the situation to everyone and they were horrified.
Sakura: Those little creatures enslaved the Woolies and are driving them to Extinction!? That's horrible!
Fu: We have to stop this.
Naruto: This is totally unacceptable.
Me: I agree bro.
Lincoln: We have to stop this madness.
Lily: I agree. Life is a precious thing and the Chritchellites are treating it like a disposable commodity.
Vince: You'll get no argument from me Lily.
Varie: [To the Woolie] Can you show us where the Orb is?
Woolie: Of course. Follow me.
He lead us to the Orb rocket and we saw a Yellow Orb on top of it.
Me: That must be it.
We saw that the Chritchellites are all sleeping.
Sakura: They're all sleeping. Perfect.
Me: Lets give them a rude wake up call. Jack watch this.
I get into my stance.
Me: KA! ME! HA! ME! HAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha Wave right at the Orb and it hit it and completely destroyed the rocket in a fiery explosion.
KRABOOM!
The explosion woke up the Chritchellites and they saw that the rocket was completely destroyed.
Chritchellite 1: What? The Orb is completely gone!
Lazzor woke up.
Lazzor: It is time.
The Woolies all woke up and for the first time in decades they were able to stand on their hind legs. They went to where the fight was.
Chritchellite 2: Get them!
We pulled out our swords and slashed their tridents apart and punched the Chritchellites into oblivion. The Woolies came and joined the frey.
Woolie: Your weapons are worthless now. This is our home!
Me: So leave this planet and never return!
The Chritchellites screamed in terror and they got into their rockets and left. Never to come back.
Me: We did it guys.
Jack: Yes we did.
Vince: But our work is not over yet.
Varie: No it is not.
The Woolies were kneeling as Lazzor came down and landed in front of us.
Lazzor: We are forever grateful Brave 12 to your deeds done today.
Me: It was our pleasure Lazzor.
Vince: We had to do what we could to help.
Lazzor: Yes. If there is anything that you seek, please honor us by letting us help you.
Jack: There is one this that we quest for.
An image of Aku showed in Lazzor's eyes.
Lazzor: Yes, I understand. Travel north Brave 12. There you will find a magical place that can help you fulfill your destiny.
We all left North and set out to find this mysterious place.
(CHAPTER 162)
"Brave 12 In Space"
We were walking throught the forest and sitting by a river having a drink when suddenly an explosion occured.
KRABOOM!
It scared the birds away and we ran. We dodged incoming arrows that exploded on contact until we came across a space habitat in the middle of the forest.
Me: Wow! This is really interesting.
Out of the forest came three giant Mantis Robots.
Vince: Wow! Those Mantis Robots are amazing.
The Mantis Robots got their weapons ready and they looked at us.
Astronaut 1: Uh oh!
The Mantis Robots saw the colony.
Mantis Robot: (Robotic Voice) You have been found guilty of breaking Aku law 101 and 203: Habitation in an unauthorized facility and unauthorized construction of an escape vehicle. Your punishment is Extermination.
The Mantis Robots went after the colonists.
Me: I don't think so! Come on guys!
We slashed apart the Mantis Robots like they were nothing and they exploded.
KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!
Astronaut 2: (German Accent) Well according to my calculations our chances of escaping are now 334,872 to 1.
Lisa: Interesting odds.
Astronaut 2: It is.
Astronaut 3: (German Accent) Oh no. After all these years we have to go back to work for Aku. I can't do it! (Crying)
Me: We didn't mean you any harm guys. It's our mission to help free all those that were enslaved because of Aku's tyrannical oppression.
Astronaut 4: That's right so calm yourself Frederick.
Frederick: Oh easy for you to say. You were just a baby when the rest of us were forced to use our scientific knowledge to build Aku's evil robot army and half of his evil technology.
Astronaut 4: My age is irrelevant here. We shouldn't just give up. We still have a chance.
Me: Yes. We are on a mission to not only free those that have been enslaved by Aku but also our primary mission is to help Jack here get back to his time to destroy Aku 10,700 years into the past.
Woman Astronaut: That's interesting. You all must be the Brave 12.
Me: That's right. My name is J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s Fiance.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri, J.D.'s partner and 2nd in Command.
Jessie: I'm Jessie Bannon.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, J.D. and Vince's adopted Younger Brother.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my younger sisters Laney, Lisa and Lily.
Laney: Charmed.
Lisa: Greetings.
Lily: It's a pleasure.
Jack: And Everyone calls me Jack.
Astronaut 5: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Astronaut 4: We could use your help. We need a long enough destraction to get through Aku's Blockade.
Me: We will gladly help you all. But Jack and Jessie don't have powers like we do and can't breathe in the endless vacuum of space.
Astronaut 5: Leave that to us.
Jessie: Thanks for your concern J.D.
Me: You're welcome Jessie.
2 Hours Later, Jessie and Jack were being tested and they were fitted with awesome spacesuits.
Me: Those spacesuits look awesome on you both.
Jessie: Thank you J.D.
Lisa: Indeed.
The next day the rocket lifted off and we were in Space.
Astronaut 4: Ladies and Gentleman, we are entering Aku's Blockade.
Lily: Here we go guys.
Frederick: They're going to launch the 1st Wave. Better get The Brave 12 to the air lock.
The Air Lock opened and we went into Space and it was awesome breathing in space.
Me: (Echoing) Here they come. They're tick robots!
We were slashing and smashing the Tick Robots to pieces and they all exploded.
Sakura: (Echoing) That takes care of the Tick Robots.
Frederick: The fuel level is dropping!
Vince: (Echoing) Look! Mosquito robots!
We slashed and smashed them too.
Loud buzzing was heard and we saw a huge swarm of Hornet Robots.
They fired stinger missiles at use and we dodged them. But they were guided missiles. We had the missles follow us and they hit the Hornet Robots and destroyed them all and we slashed and smashed and blasted the robots into pieces.
Fu: (Echoing) How's that for splatting bugs!?
Astronaut 4: Great job guys!
Me: Thank you.
Astronaut 4: Get in the pod guys!
We did so.
Astronaut 4: Maximum velocity will be achieved in 1.2 minutes.
Astronaut 2: Stabilizing retro rockets.
Woman astronaut: Standing by.
She typed in some commands.
Woman Astronaut: Brave 12, I'm gonna lock you in. This is going to be quite a ride.
Me: Okay.
There were metal straps that locked us in. Outside the Hornet Robots were combining into something.
Frederick: What is that?
Astronaut 4: Looks like the bug bots are forming into a giant gun.
Screens lowered down and we saw the gun.
Naruto: Look at that!
Laney: It looks like an oversized Badminton Birdie.
Me: It kinda does.
Lisa: It's actually a Superlaser Cannon.
Varie: We have to stop that thing!
Vince: Yeah!
We unlock and go after the gun.
Frederick: The Brave 12 are unlocking!
Woman Astronaut: What!?
Astronaut 4: Guys what are you doing? We're almost at top speed!
Me: We can't let the robots fire that gun!
Astronaut 2: The odds of them hitting us at this speed are 325 to 1.
Jack: We cannot take that chance.
Woman Astronaut: But you'll never make it back in time guys.
Lisa: (Echoing) We know. But you guys go.
Astronaut 4: Initiate the countdown!
Frederick: But what about the Brave 12?
Astronaut 4: Darn it there's no time!
The warp drive countdown began.
The gun charged up and I charged up a Kamehameha Wave.
Me: KAAA! MEEE! HAAA! MEEE!
Me and the Gun fired at the same time.
Me: HAAAAAAAAAA!
The blasts collided. The rocket went into faster than light travel as my technique overtook the cannons laser and it went into the energy cannon and it exploded with incredible power.
KRAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
I protected us in a force field bubble and the explosion blew us towards Earth and we reentered the planets atmosphere and crashed when we hit the ground.
We were unscathed.
Me: is everyone okay?
Vince: Yeah we're fine. Good thinking.
Me: Thanks guys.
In a heroic act of immeasurable sacrifice and selflessness we saved the Astronauts from Aku's oppression and sacrificed our way back to Jack's time to save them.
(CHAPTER 163)
"The Brave 12 and the 3 Blind Archers"
We the Brave 12 were on a boat headed to our next destination when we heard a strange story told by a man.
Man: I alone was the only survivor. My entire robot army, COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED! In my dreams I still see arrows falling like rain.
Man 2: What does the tower hold that would make you sacrifice a whole army? Treasure, gold, rubies?
Man: Bah! Nothing as materialistic as treasure. At the top of the tower is a mystical well, the Well of King Ozric. Those who reach the infamous well are granted one wish. Your greatest desire.
We overheard the whole conversation and we thought it would be worth a shot.
Me: This well could be the key to getting you home Jack.
Jack: It sure looks like it.
Vince: Lets go ask.
We got up and asked the man.
Me: Excuse me? Is the Well of King Ozric real?
Man: Of course! In fact we're passing by it now. There.
The man pointed to the island over to the right.
Man: In the center of that mist-shrouded isle lies the treasure of King Ozric.
Jack: Thank you.
We were about to walk to it but the man stopped us.
Man: Wait! I beg you all. Reconsider. There are only three archers and yet they decimated my whole army.
Me: Thanks for the warning sir. We heard you talking about these archers and they must really be worth a challenge. But that well could very well complete our mission.
Jack: Yes. That well could get me home.
Man: There are other ways to get home.
Vince: Not for Jack here. He's from 10,700 years into the past.
Sakura: And we won't stop until we complete our mission.
We then took a boat across to the island and landed.
Me: Quaint place.
Jack: Yes.
We trekked through the forest and we found the Tower of King Ozric.
Laney: That must be it.
Naruto: It sure is.
Fu: It's just a lone tower.
Varie: Yeah.
Me: If the archers are there then maybe we can get their attention.
I pick up a rock and threw it at the tower and arrows struck it out of nowhere and reduced it to a grain of sand.
Me: Whoa!
Lily: That is really awesome marksmanship.
Lincoln: They all hit their target on the spot.
Vince: They're coming out.
I pull out my binoculars and look at the archers.
Me: The archers are blind!
Varie: Really?
Me: Yeah. Look.
I hand Varie the binoculars and she saw that I was right.
Varie: You're right. So that's how they hit their target with no problems. They rely on sound and feeling the vibrations in the air of all things.
Naruto: Very clever.
Me: This is Aku's handiwork
Jack: Aku? What do you mean J.D.?
Me: He flooded the well with his evil and poisoned it.
Laney: Yeah. I can sense it.
Jessie: Me too.
Jack: Then we have to help the archers.
Sakura: Yeah. They must be people under the curse of the well.
Fu: How are we gonna get near the well? Those archers are going to kill us.
Vince: We must fight on their level.
Me: Oh I get it. Fight fire with fire.
Vince: Exactly.
We put blindfolds on and relying on sound only we had a strong chance.
Me: Lets do it.
Jack: I am ready.
We ran towards the tower and the Archers heard us coming and fired 3 arrows at us. We heard the arrows coming by feeling the vibrations in the air through sound. We dodged them and moved in different directions and dodging more arrows as we ran. We got under the tower and the archers tried looking for us with their ears. We jumped onto the tower and went high into the sky and landed on the tower and the Archers fired arrows at us and we ducked and they struck eachother and ricocheted off eachother and hit the archers head on. We took off our blindfolds and we saw black slime ooze off the archers and the archers were really monks.
The black slime went back into the well and the monks regained who they were.
Monk 1: (Groans) Where? What?
The monks vision returned to them.
Monk 1: I can see!
Monk 2: We're restored.
Monk 3: How is it possible?
The monks saw us and knew that we were responsible for freeing them.
Monk 3: You all have broken our curse! We thank you.
Me: You're welcome. We are the Brave 12 and we originally came to make a wish at this well.
Monk 3: The well is yours.
We approached the well.
Well: (Gurgling Voice) Proclaim your wish great warriors and it will be fulfilled beyond your wildest dreams.
Monk 1: We must warn you all. Any wish granted comes with a price.
Me: We kind of figured that. This well was corrupted because of Aku.
Monk 1: We know. It was forever ago we fought long and hard to reach this well. When we got to it we stood before the well and made our wish: to be the greatest of warriors. The spirit of the well did indeed make us great warriors. But in so doing robbed us of our sight and our minds. Enslaving us as its personal guard. We have lived cursed lives until now.
Me: Yeah. Our original intention was to use the well to help Jack here get pack to his time 10,700 years into the past. But we had a very strong feeling that the well doesn't just give anything for free. We figured out that this was Aku's handywork and we came to free you after figuring it out. Come on guys.
We got our swords ready and stood at 12 sides of the well.
All: EVIL SPIRIT OF THE WELL, YOU WILL NOT CLAIM MORE INNOCENTS! WE WISH THEE DESTROYED!
We stab the well and black slime goes high up into the sky and disintegrates into nothing.
We sheathe our swords and decide to leave the island.
Lisa used her technokinetic powers and built laser guns for us.
In an act of immeasurable sacrifice and selflessness we freed the monks from Aku's evil.
(CHAPTER 164)
"The Brave 12 and the Wrath of Mad Jack"
It starts in a local bar in the middle of the forest. A bunch of bounty hunters were playing Russian Roulette with a fork.
A fish bounty hunter had a fork in his fin and licked it and tapped the table and sped up the tapping and then a stab was heard.
THWACK!
Bounty hunter: Yooowwwwww!
Fish Hunter: Pay up sucker!
A bear man paid him and the hunter punched him.
The music in the juke box was changed and that's when we came in.
We walked up to the counter and the Bartender saw us.
Bartender: You all want something?
Me: Tea and hot water please.
The bounty hunters saw this as an insult.
We sat down and Jack took off his hat and we poured our glasses.
The fish bounty hunter pounded on our table.
Fish hunter: Hey! You've got some kind of nerve!
Me: Yeah. What of it?
Fish Hunter: You've got some gump coming in here you know what I'm saying?
Vince: Yeah we know what you're saying.
Fish Hunter: [To Jack] Better finish that drink quick [licks it and drinks it] 'cause you might not live much longer.
Naruto: We're not scared of you.
Fish Hunter: You should be. [Places a wanted poster of Jack on the table] Aku is offering 2 Googolplex on your head Jack. 2 Googolplex, that's a lot of money.
The bounty hunters all drew their weapons and approached us.
Fish Hunter: And we aim to collect it. Right about now.
Jack poured his drink and when the last drop of water fell all the hunters came at us and we drew our swords and slashed them into pieces.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
The bounty hunters fell apart in a pile of blood and guts.
Sakura: So much for them.
Fu: Yep.
We leave the bar and we saw another bounty hunter in the courtyard.
Hairy Bounty Hunter: SAMURAI JACK! This you? [Holds up the same wanted poster] Yeah, look like you.
He came at us and I kick him and sent him flying and he crashed into the wall.
Hairy Bounty Hunter: (Dazed) Googolplex.
He was knocked out.
Jack: Looks like there'll be no money for you crazy round man.
Lincoln: I agree.
A whoosh sound was heard and we saw a tethered harpoon headed toward us and we jumped out of the way.
We saw that it came from a Three-Eyed monkey bounty hunter.
Three-Eyed Monkey: SAMURAI JACK! [Retracts the harpoon] You're mine!
He was hooting and he jumped down and Naruto kicked him and Sakura smashed him into scrap.
Vince: He was a robot.
A bear dressed in Canadian clothing came and roared.
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
A giant centipede robot emerged from the ground and grabbed Jack. But Jack busted through it and Laney slashed tamed the bear and it vanished and became a tattoo in the shape of a bear on her arm.
The Centipede robot became two and dug into the ground and an ugly elephant appeared and on it was a robot of Huntor from Dexter's Lab.
Me: Geez it's a bounty hunter frenzy!
Jack: No kidding.
Robot Huntor fired at Jack and he deflected his shots and I jumped up and slashed him and Lily slashed the centipedes.
But the Centipede Robot wasn't finished yet as it was now 4 robots. Jack got mad and slashed the robots apart.
Aku was watching Jack from his castle tower.
Aku: USELESS BOUNTY HUNTERS! Is there no fighting style that can defeat his? (Gets an idea) YES! No fighting style CAN defeat his. (Evil Laughter)
When the fight was done Jack was mad.
Jack: (Echoing) WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?
Me: Calm down jack. They're all gone.
Naruto: Yeah. Just relax.
Jack: (Panting) Yes. Thank you.
But then we saw a wanted poster of Jack glow behind us and it formed into a shape and a form began to materialize. When it finished it was another Jack and he had black clothes and eyes that are red with pure evil. We were horrified.
Jack: What sorcery is this? Who are you?
2nd Jack: Don't be such a fool! I'm you!
Jack: If you are me then who am I?
2nd Jack: (Growls) You're so stupid! You are you also.
Jack: Enough! You are my mirror image yet your speech is fowl with evil and disrespect! Who are you and how have you come to be me?
2nd Jack: I am the son of Aku's magic. He has looked deep within you and has spawned me from your own burning hatred. I am your dark side and I possess all the powers that you wield and I have only one purpose in my existence: to destroy you!
We gasp.
Me: Aku created a physical embodiment of the very hatred and rage that exists within Jack's soul.
Lisa: This is definitely a very similar scenario to what had happened with Carol.
Vince: I heard about that.
Jessie: This is crazy.
Me: Jack, let me face him. He knows everything you do and if you fight him it will be a complete stalemate.
Jack: You're right J.D.
I walk towards him and unsheath my sword and go Super Angel.
Me: Lets dance.
Mad Jack jumped up and unsheathed his sword and went at me. I blocked his strike and slashed his arm.
Me: That must've hurt huh?
Mad Jack: Not as much as this will!
We both engage in a powerful and deadly swordfight. Sparks were flying everywhere and setting the whole forest on fire.
Sakura: The forest is burning!
Fu: This is getting intense!
Laney: No kidding.
Lily: Jack he was born from you and you have the power to stop him.
Jack: Yes I do.
Jack reached deep into his heart and he saw a burning tree completely engulfed in flames. This showed the massive hate and rage burning inside his heart. He covered the tree with the waters of love, kindness and purity and it became a beautiful waterfall.
The fire extinguished itself.
Mad Jack: What the heck is going on!?
Me: You've lost. The battle is over.
Mad Jack: What!?
Jack: You are my inner demon. You were born from the hatred within me. But now that hatred is no more. Thus you do not exist.
Mad Jack: Fool! I am real! Now feel the reality of my cold hard steel!
He screamed bloody murder and went after jack. But Jack made Mad Jack disintegrate into nothing.
Lincoln: Jack you did it!
Jack: I sure did. Thank you all for helping me destroy my hatred.
Me: You're welcome Jack.
Varie: We're proud of you Jack. Hatred is a thing that can destroy your mind beyond all repair.
Jack: I agree.
We later continued on our quest.
(CHAPTER 165)
"The Brave 12 and The Underwater City"
We, The Brave 12 are over at a sea harbor having a drink with a sea captain.
Sea Captain: Aye. I know of such a thing. But a tale must be told. A fishermans tale about the Triceraquin. The most elusive creature in the sea.
A waitress delivered our drinks.
Sea Captain: Yes the Triceraquin.
Waitress: All right who ordered the green tea and waters?
We raised our hands.
Sea Captain: But I caught one once.
Me: When was this?
Sea Captain: It was 7 years ago off of Tempest Point. I braved those waters for three days without a single bite. But on the third day something bit. Something big.
Sakura: You caught one didn't you?
Sea Captain: Aye. I did and on this point you'll have to trust me because I let the Triceraquin go.
Everyone groaned in disbelief.
Sea Captain: Pipe down you gunnysacks! Yes. I let him go and in return he told me about the secret hidden city at the bottom of the ocean: Oceanus. And the treasure that lies within it. A machine, a Time Machine.
Creature: Oh boy.
Me: A time machine? Jack this could be the key to help get you home.
Naruto: Yeah. It could very well be.
Jack: Lets go see.
Sea Captain: It'll take a brave man to make the trip. The Water's passed Tempest Point aren't for the meek. But you all look like a group of brave people. Brave people indeed.
We take a boat and sail out towards Tempest Point. We arrived in 8 hours and the waters were really rough. A huge wave capsized our boat and we dove underwater and a fish grabbed us. Vince, Jack, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln, Jessie, Laney, Lisa and Lily found themselves in a cool transport fish. I was swimming outside and Varie was in her mermaid form.
Me: Wow. That is so cool.
As we traveled across the ocean floor we saw lots of different species of fish that were unlike anything we had ever seen before. We then arrived at the hidden city Oceanus.
Me: There it is. Oceanus.
Varie: It's beautiful.
Laney: It's magnificent.
Lisa: It is a marvelous specticle.
Lily: It sure is.
Jessie: It's beautiful.
Naruto: No kidding.
The fish went passed it.
Naruto: Wait fish!
Naruto did something and the fish turned. He looked at his foot and found that the fish turned when he stepping on a part of its brain.
Naruto: Hmm. Interesting.
Naruto stepped on another part and it turned back.
We went into the city and walked around. At the end of a hall we were in a elevator and it filled up with water and it took us to the top sphere. It opened and poured all the water out and we were on the floor and we saw the Triceraquins.
They extended their hands and we took them and they got us up.
Triceraquin 1: (As Alec Guinness) Don't be afraid little ones. We won't hurt you. Tell us, what are your names?
Me: We are the Brave 12. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s Fiance.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Jessie: I'm Jessie Bannon.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.
Laney: I'm Laney Loud.
Lisa: I'm Lisa Loud.
Lily: I'm Lily Loud.
Jack: And I'm Jack.
Me: Please forgive our trespassing. We have come to...
Guinness: Brave 12? Well, welcome all of you. Welcome to Oceanus.
We were shown around.
Guinness: We are the Triceraquins, amphibious beings that reside here.
Triceraquin 2: (As Ringo Starr) Congratulations on surviving your journey.
Triceraquin 3: (As Sean Connery) Yes and without gills too. Good show to all of you.
Guinness: Come. You all must be tired.
Ringo: And Hungry too.
Guinness: We were just about to sit down for supper. I'm sure we can make room for 12 more.
A door opened and we saw a huge spread of seafood and sushi.
Jack: Sushi.
Me: What a spread.
We were eating and it was really good food.
Guinness: [Raises a glass] A toast to our new friends. Welcome Brave 12.
All: Welcome Brave 12.
Jack: Thank you.
Me: It's an honor.
Guinness: Due to the nature of our geography it's not often that we receive visitors. In fact you are the first. Of course it wasn't always like this. We were once a very social race. [Places a dumpling in the soup] Our people lived on the surface of the ocean and traded with the locals of the mainland. That was of course before he came and banished us to the bottom of the sea.
Me: Aku. I can't believe he did this to you.
Jack: Aku is pure evil.
Guinness: Yes. We have a feeling you're right. We have a confession. We were told by Aku to set a trap for Jack and Aku promised to raise our city back to the surface.
Jack: I understand but I would not do it.
Me: Aku is the ultimate personification of pure evil in its entirety. Making a deal with Aku is like making a deal with the devil himself. But Aku is 100 times worse than the Devil completely.
Ringo: We agree with you and making a deal with Aku was completely foolish.
Jack: Yes. I understand. There was never really a time machine was there?
They shook their heads.
Me: Well that was a bust. But the least we can do is help you get back to the surface. You all may want to hold on to something.
I focus my powers on the ground and lift up the entire city on a rock platform and form a mountain underneath it that lifted up the city to the surface. For the first time in years, Oceanus is now on the surface once again.
Connery: It's so beautiful.
Guinness: We are forever grateful to you all Brave 12.
Me: Think nothing of it.
Naruto: We have a huge mission ahead of us.
Jessie: Our mission is to help Jack get back home to his own time 10,700 years into the past and destroy Aku once and for all.
Ringo: We know you all can do it.
Me: Thank you.
Later after we got back to the land our stomachs growled and we set up a picnic and had some sushi that the Triceraquins gave us for our travels.
(CHAPTER 167)
"The Brave 12 and the Cursed Lava Monster"
We the Brave 12 were walking through a cold meadow and it was freezing cold. As we were walking through the meadow we heard a mysterious voice call us.
?: Come.
Me: What was that?
Vince: It was probably nothing.
We continued on and we heard the voice again.
?: Come.
Sakura: There it is again.
Fu: Yeah.
We went on and we heard it again.
?: Come to me.
Naruto: Where is that voice coming from?
Lincoln: I don't know.
We went on and the voice was calling us again.
?: Come.
Jack: Who is there?
We saw an owl come out of the trees.
We pressed on and the voice called us some more.
?: Come. Come. Come.
We unsheathed our swords and stood ready.
Jack: Show yourself!
Me: Come on out!
Voice: Come to me!
Jack: Coward.
We ran and the voice still beckoned us. We then came across a burned and charred landscape.
Me: What happened here?
Lily: This whole land is burned and totally desolate.
Laney picked up the soil and it was all ash.
Laney: This land was burned a few millenia ago.
Jack: Yes. Something evil has ravaged these lands. A very familiar evil.
Varie: And I have a very strong feeling that it was Aku that did this.
Me: Me too.
Voice: Yes! Come to me!
We pressed on and we saw lots of old rusted out Viking Ships and the skeletons of viking people that have been dead for thousands of years.
Lisa: Fascinating. These viking ships have been here for 9,000 years even after the Dark Ages had passed.
Jack: I am very familiar with the vikings. They taught me their fighting styles.
Naruto: What caused all these vikings to perish?
Fu: Aku probably.
Vince: Yeah.
Up ahead at a nearby mountain we saw a light coming from the top and we knew that that's where the voice was coming from.
Voice: Come!
We went to the Mountain and got to the bottom and climbed up and we went into a cave that went down into the mountain.
Voice: Come!
Me: This could be a trap or a test.
We step onto the floor and numerous spears were thrown at us and we dodged all of them and Lily grabed most of them. The walls into the next room were closing and I slashed a spike and left an opening. We were in the next room.
Voice: Come!
Me: The voice is calling us further in.
Sakura: Yeah. But what does he take us for?
The floor was rising and raising us towards the ceiling and the ceiling was loaded with stalactites ready to impale us.
Me: A fool we've been!
We ran and got into the next room as the cave closed. We then saw another room.
Voice: Come.
Me: The voice is still calling us.
Lisa: Look at this.
Lisa showed us a skeleton of a viking soldier.
Me: Looks like hes been here for a while.
Lily: Yeah.
Lincoln: What do you think killed him?
Jessie: I don't know.
Jack pulled a web and broke it and crystal shards were flying in both directions of left and right and ready to skewer us.
Me: Everyone stay close.
I encase us in a force field bubble and we ran into the room and the crystals were bouncing off the force field. We got out of the room and slipped on some rocks and fell into a tall room that had sharp stalagmites and we spread our wings and grabbed Jack and Jessie.
Me: That was close.
Lincoln: Yeah but look. More warriors.
Some skulls and skeletons were impaled on the stalagmites.
We go over to a structure that was slamming teeth and we had to time it right.
We jumped through and got through it all. We went down another tall room and it had a death worm like machine and we cut all the teeth.
We were in the very core of the mountain and lava poured into the room and we ran and saw numerous rock platforms in a lake of lava. We flew over to an island in the lake and a rock figure arose and it woke up. He formed a mace made of rock and crystal.
Lava Monster: Welcome to your doom.
We stood ready.
Jack: Many warriors have been lured here to their end.
Me: Why have you done this?
Lava Monster: My purpose is to battle.
The Lava Monster swung his mace at us and we dodged and we slashed him and he screamed and lava poured out of his body.
Lava Monster: Yes! At last, after all these years a worthy opponent.
Me: You've been cursed haven't you?
Lava Monster: How did you know that?
Me: I guessed and I have a feeling that something happened to you that lead you to be down here for a long time.
Lava Monster: You are correct.
Sakura: Tell us what happened.
The Lava Monster fired a beam of light at the ground and a rock tablet formed and there were Viking Runes on it.
Lava Monster: I have engraved a recording of my past so that I would not forget the life I had. The man I was. So that thy people would not be lost to the dust of time. Let me take thee all on a journey into the past.
The Lava Monster told us his story. He was a man that lived back 9,000 years ago in the age of the Vikings. A magnificent kingdom thrived in the countryside and it was prosperous. He lived with a loving family with a wife, 2 sons and a faithful dog. Game was very plentiful and it's what made the kingdom prosper. One day it was on a return from a victorious hunting trip when an omen appeared. A Solar Eclipse happened and it enveloped the whole sky. Just as we had suspected it was in fact Aku that appeared in the mans kingdom and he attacked. The kingdom tried everything to fight back but all their efforts were futile and they all perished. The man tried to face Aku himself but it was useless and Aku dealt the man a fate worse than death, he imprisoned him within an unbreakable crystal. He watched in sheer helplessness and horror as Aku completely destroyed his kingdom and murdered everyone. Then Aku came at him again and picked him up and took him to a mountain. It was the mountain we were in and Aku thrusted the man into the very core of the mountain. The man laid still for 9,000 years, never to rejoin everyone he loves in Valhalla. But he somehow found a way to manipulate the rock around him and he formed the body that we saw him in and he created a passage full of peril and danger that only the greatest of warriors can pass and the only way to get to Valhalla is to fall in battle to another warrior.
Lava Monster: ...and thou are the only ones to survive.
Fu: That is horrible!
Sakura: Aku you are a menace to the entire universe!
Naruto: We know how you feel. My best friend Sasuke lost his entire family at the hands of his older brother Itachi and Sasuke was completely obsessed with wanting revenge.
Me: But we helped him by revealing the truth.
Lava Monster: That's good and as written the truth has been told. My fate is at your mercy.
Me: Lets help him guys.
All: Yeah!
Jack: Prepare yourself.
Me: Lets do this.
The Lava Monster formed a sword of crystal.
Lava Monster: At last. The gates of Valhalla open to me!
We clashed and demonstrated our sword skills until Jessie got the drop on him and punched the crystal in his body and shattered it.
Lava Monster: After all these years my freedom has arrived.
He started glowing in a blinding light.
Lava Monster: ACCURSED MONSTER! YOUR SPELL IS BROKEN!
He was totally enveloped in the light and he was free. He was fully restored as a man once again for the first time in 9,000 years.
Man: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
We all gasped in sheer astonishment.
Man: I AM FREEEEEEEEE!
Me: Wow!
Varie: He's free!
Man: Yes! At last my flesh is restored.
Suddenly he was aging rapidly.
Man: (Wheezing) The Curse is lifted.
He dropped his sword and fell to the ground and we went to him.
Me: Warrior!
Jack: I... I...
Man: Don't worry my friends. You all fought valiently. Jessie you deserve to have my sword. You are a brave fighter.
Jessie: Thank you.
Man: Thank you. All of you.
And he died. A bright light shined on him and out of it came the Valkyries on their horses and they picked the warrior up and rode back up to Valhalla. He smiled at us one last time and we gave him the thumbs up.
Man: Thank you Brave 12. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
Jessie took the mans sword and I infused it with fire magic as well as the same powers as Jack's sword.
I then carve the word Free into the stone tablet and a picture of him being happy was on it too. We left the mountain and the man was looking down on us with the gods of Valhalla.
(CHAPTER 168)
"The Brave 12, The Gangsters and the Jewel of Neptune"
It starts out at a lavish night club. A man knocked on the door and the bouncer answered by opening a sliding window.
Bouncer: Yeah?
?: Ricko Benny Giordano.
The door opened.
Bouncer: Come on in. Welcome to the Blue Monkey.
There were people playing jazz music and lots of people dancing.
3 people go into the club and we, the Brave 12 follow them in.
Me: Nice club.
Lincoln: Sure is lavish.
Laney: Yeah.
We sit at a table and watch the dancing. I sense something behind me and I saw some robot thugs and they were getting ready.
Me: Uh oh! Showtime!
The robot thugs fired machine guns and the people were running in fear.
I slashed off two thugs arms and Jack pushed them into 2 more thugs.
Jessie saw three more thugs and slashed off their heads and a flamethrower thug came and fired fire at us.
But Jessie's sword absorbed the fire and it became a blade of flames.
Jessie: Whoa! This is awesome!
Lily: That is cool.
Jack: Very impressive.
Jessie slashed the thug in half down the middle and it exploded.
KABOOM!
Me: That takes care of those metalheads.
?: (Like Edward G. Robinson) I agree.
We saw a quintet of gangsters.
Boss: We saw you fight and it was absolutely impressive see. Nyah.
Me: You're Roaring Twenties Gangsters.
Boss: That's right see. Let me introduce the boys. Stitches, Mr. Shine, Mr. Pibbles and Knuckles.
Mr. Pibbles: Uh actually my real name is...
WHACK!
Knuckles: Mr. Pibbles.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all. We're the Brave 12.
Boss: We know. We heard alot about you all. We would like you to join us for a little job see. Nyah.
Me: What kind of job do you have in mind?
Back in the Gangsters apartment the boss gave us the rundown.
Boss: Everyone say hello to the Public Works and Utilities Building.
He unveiled a small replica of a big building.
Mr. Pibbles: Hello.
Boss: It's a well known fact that deep inside this building lies the legendary Neptune Jewel see. Nyah. And it's our job to get it out.
Mr. Pibbles: You mean uh we got to get inside that little thing?
Stitches facepalms.
Jack: What is the importance of this jewel?
Boss: Here's the skinny see.
The Mob Boss told us the story of how the Neptune Jewel was made. It was kept inside a tall mountain many eons ago and placed there by an ancient spirit that gave the jewel special powers that would give it control over all the waters of the world. Aku wanted to get the Jewels power so he can control the world. But the spirit of water stopped him with a powerful blast of light and she summoned the elemental forces of Nature to guard the Jewel. She called forth the elementals of Earth, Wind and Fire. For many eons Earth, Wind and Fire have guarded the jewel and made it virtually impossible for Aku to get his hands on it. Since Aku couldn't do it, its been centuries since anyone even attempted it and even thought about it.
Boss: So you see see, you would have to be pretty nuts to try to swipe the Neptune Jewel. At least that's what I thought until we saw the Brave 12 here in action. The way you all cleaned up them robot thugs back at the Blue Monkey made me think we're just nuts enough to pull this one off. So are you game guys?
Me: We'll do it.
At midnight on Sunday we go to the building and Jessie and Lily go in through a pipe and swim through the water and they got to the main chamber. They both saw the jewel on a pedastal and it was beautiful.
Jessie: So that's the Neptune Jewel.
Lily: What a sight.
They swam up and got up on the terrace and a light turned on and the 3 Elementals emerged. A rock wall sealed off the room.
Jessie and Lily got their swords ready and the Earth Elemental formed a hammer of rock and slammed it down and Jessie and Lily dodged. The Fire Elemental formed a sword of fire and slashed at them and they dodged and a huge wall of fire formed. The Wind Elemental formed a whip of wind and lashed it and they dodged again and the Fire Elemental fired a bunch of fireballs and Jessie absorbed them into her sword and she and Lily hid behind a rock and the Earth Elemental caused the stalagtites above on the ceiling to fall and they ran and faced all three of them.
Fire: You will never possess the Neptune Jewel. You will not escape.
Lily: Come and get us!
Fire: Insolent Fool!
They ran and Fire went after them and they ran some more and Fire fired a huge blast of fire and they dodged and it exploded when it hit the wall. Fire fired more fire blasts and one deflected off a rock and hit Wind and Wind became a powerful tornado with a powerful suction.
Jessie saw Fire about to be pulled in and she jumped into Fire's path towards the tornado and she absorbed her and underwent a powerful transformation. Jessie's clothes became glowing pink, red and orange flaming clothes and she had sprouted wings made of pure fire and her power levels were unimaginable.
Jessie flew towards Lily and shielded her as Earth was pulled in and water incapacitated the elementals.
The room was flooding.
Jessie: The Room is flooding. Lily grab the jewel!
Lily: Right!
Lily went to grab the jewel and she grabbed it.
Jessie: Lets get out of here.
They blasted through the building.
Mr. Pibbles: Hey look! They did it.
We cheered wildly for them.
Me: Whoa! Look at Jessie!
Varie: She looks amazing.
Lisa: Something must've given her an amazing power increase.
Laney: Yeah. I can sense it. I also sense the Fire Elemental in her.
Naruto: They must've become one.
Sakura: That could be it.
They landed on the boat.
Lily: We got the Jewel.
Me: Good work you two.
Jack: Very impressive.
Then the jewel floated in the air and went over to Varie.
Varie: What is going on?
Me: I don't know.
The Jewel then embedded itself right into Varie's back and she underwent a powerful energy increase in a blinding flash of aqua blue light.
When it was done Varie was forever changed.
Me: Varie? Are you all right?
Varie: Yes my love. I feel amazing. In fact I feel better than ever. My power is now much stronger than ever.
Lisa: Fascinating. When the Jewel embedded itself into your back it gave you a massive power increase.
Varie: I can feel it.
Laney: It's amazing.
Boss: This is a predicament. We were supposed to give that jewel to Aku.
Jack: Aku!?
Me: Huddle!
We huddled.
Me: Our plan was for them to lead us to Aku after we got the Jewel. But it's time for plan B.
We agreed.
Me: All right boss can you lead us to Aku?
Boss: Well all right.
Hours Later we arrived at Aku's Castle and the Mob members have summoned Aku.
Aku arrived.
Aku: Who dares to summon... Oh it is you.
Boss: Uh yeah boss.
Aku: Do you forget that you are forbidden from coming here?
Boss: Uh yeah boss I know but we have something for you. Some friends of yours are here to say hello.
Aku: And just who might these friends of mine be?
We come out.
Me: Surprise!
Aku was shocked as he saw us.
Aku: You!
We unsheathe our swords and slashed at him.
Aku was down.
But before we can deliver the final blow the Castle and Aku disappeared.
Me: Drat! We were so close!
Jack: There's always next time.
Varie: Well. No matter. Lets just stick to our original plan.
Vince: You're right. Lets get a move on.
Later we all resumed our quest.
(CHAPTER 169)
"The Brave 12 and the Tribe that Jumps Good"
We the Brave 12 were in the forest having dinner at night. As we sat down and rested, a figure grabbed a bowl of soup I had behind me and put it back and it was empty when I saw it.
Me: That's weird. This bowl was full.
Sakura: Hmm. That is weird.
A figure got behind us while we weren't looking and swiped our turkey and we saw it and chased after it. It was jumping in the trees and it was an amazing jumper. We stopped and he appeared to us. It was a man. He had the turkey bones in his hands.
?: Sorry.
Jack took the bones.
Jack: What sort of creature are you?
?: (Laughing) (Jumps behind Jack) I man like all of you.
Jack: I have never seen a man fly without wings.
Man: I no fly. Jump good.
He jumped thousands of feet into the air and it was an amazing sight to behold.
Me: Wow! That is a high jump.
Laney: No kidding.
The man landed with a toe tink.
Jack: Jump really good.
Man: Yeah.
Me: Can you teach us how to jump good?
Man: Tribe show me. I show you all tribe. Tribe show you how to jump good.
We followed the man as he carried Jack and he was jumping through the forest and it was awesome to see this man jump good. We arrived in a clearing and Jack got off after he landed and the man did a call. Monkeys with green faces and white fur landed.
Man: Tribe.
He was talking to them in their tongue.
Me: Wow. These creatures are amazing.
Man: Yeah. They tribe.
Jack: You are one of these creatures?
Man: No I man.
Laney: Then how?
Man: They raise me. They say that long ago I with other tribe.
A flashback shows that long ago he was a slave on a robot tank that had slave propel treads. He was a young boy when a monkey from the tribe found him and he ran away and became a new member of the tribe.
Man: And so I became honorary member of tribe and as you see all tribe jump good so I jump good.
Me: We can see that. It's amazing.
Vince: I agree.
We were later eating a bunch of fruit and it was good fruit.
Lisa: This fruit is delicious.
Laney: Mmm.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Suddenly we heard birds crying as we saw them leaving the trees. The man and the monkeys got up and knew what was happening.
Man: Danger! Must hide!
Me: What's going on?
But the man and the tribe went into the trees. We were eating and we saw a group of red face gorillas with pink fur coming toward us. They knock us away and began eating all the fruit.
Me: Hey that is not your food.
Jack: Leave now and you won't get hurt.
But they took it as an empty threat and laughed at us.
Vince: So that's how you want it to go down.
We each grab a bamboo pole and I threw a pebble at a gorilla and they saw us and roared. They came at us and we hit them in the stomach and head with our poles and beat them bad. The Man and the Tribe of Monkeys were amazed at our fighting power as we scared the gorillas off. The Man and the monkeys came down.
Me: Who were they?
Man: Other tribe.
Jessie: I take it that they don't like you at all.
Man: No they don't.
Jack: Why do you not defend what is yours?
Man: We peaceful like flower. No not how to protect ourselves. (ANGRY) OTHER TRIBE TAKE FOOD, SMASH HOME, NEVER LEAVE US ALONE! We pick up pieces. We plant somewhere else.
We did not like their lack of protection.
Man: We scared. Now like before we find new home.
Me: We could show you how to defend yourselves and how to protect what is yours.
The man was ecstatic and he lept into my arms.
Man: And we show you all to jump good!
He communicated to the Tribe.
They barked.
Man: They agree. We learn how to fight and defend.
Jack: And you will show us how to jump good?
Man: No. I mean yes.
We stood ready.
Brave 12: Lets do it.
We tie a rope vine to a tree and set a snare trap, Set up a log ram trap and made all kings of numerous traps and weapons out of vines and rocks. Next we showed the tribe how to fight with bamboo bo staffs. Now it was time for us to learn how to jump good.
Man: Lets do it!
The tribe tied heavy rocks to our arms and legs and tied heavy boulders to our backs. We had to work our way around very slowly and wait for our bodies to accept the weight of the rocks and boulders. It took hours of blood, sweat and tears to do it. 8 Hours later we jumped over a pole and we did. Our bodies have readjusted to the weight and we now have stronger speed and strength. When the rocks came off we tested it all out. We jumped thousands of feet into the air and it was awesome. We landed back down and our training was complete.
Man: You jump good.
Me: We sure did.
We got ready to go.
Me: Thank you my friend.
Jack: Yes. Thank you for everything you have shown us.
The Man hugged us.
Man: Friends.
We left and just down the way we heard a war cry and went to see. We saw the man and the Tribe fighting the Gorillas and they did really well. They had them all tied up and the man shoved fruit into the gorillas mouths.
Man: Never come again.
They were launched very far away. The tribe had triumphed victoriously. We were very proud of them. We then left the forest. But we know that we would see the man and the Tribe again one day.
(CHAPTER 170)
"The Brave 12 in the Dome of Doom"
It starts in the forest and we the Brave 12 were resting for the day.
Jack: I'm gonna go look for some food.
Me: Okay Jack. Be careful.
Jack went off and suddenly we heard fighting and we went to see and saw Jack captured by a group of thugs and they have a bunch of strong creatures and Jack shackled by the neck. We're hiding in the forest.
Me: This is bad guys. We have to follow them. Come on.
Vince: Right.
We follow the caravan to a huge dome.
Varie: What is this place?
Me: Looks like some kind of colosseum.
We go in and sit with the spectators.
We sit in the front row and out came a fight.
Me: Here we go guys.
Announcer: And now without any delay, the first challenger of the day, weighing in at a mere 180 septals, Pogal the Pitiful!
Everyone booed.
Announcer: Facing the 12 time champion of the ring, the administer of agony, the baron of brutality, the coroner of Carnage, the dealer of destruction, Gordo the Gruesome!
We saw the fight and it was a brutal fight.
The next fight didn't last long and out came Jack.
Me: That's what this is. It's a fight to the death!
Varie: We have to help Jack.
Me: We will. If things start to go bad we will intervene. Lets watch and see what happens.
Announcer: Welcome to the Dome of Doom! Our talent search has spread throughout the Universe to bring you only the finest quality of challengers to battle the greatest of champions! No injury is too small, no wound is too great, no weapon is illegal.
The arena wall had an interesting array of weapons including Jack's sword.
Me: This is gonna be intense.
Announcer: And now the Dome of Doom presents for your pleasure Two-Sandals the Treacherous.
Everyone but us booed.
Me: Two-Sandals? That is stupid.
Lisa: Agreed.
Laney: This is not a fight to the death, this is a slaughterhouse.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Announcer: Gordo we call upon you to destroy this vile villain.
Me: (In my head) The only villain is you and we will destroy you.
Jack was facing an Ape creature named Gordo the Gruesome.
Gordo: Prepare to suffer Two-Sandals the Treacherous! I will beat you like a drum, I will hang you out like laundry!
Announcer: And now without any...
Gordo grabs the microphone.
Gordo: I am the master mechanic, the Alpha and Omega! I will put a hurting on you slave! I'm gonna tear you up into little shreds and then I'm gonna take those little shreds and tear them up into little shreds! I will make your mother cry! I will make your Aunt Edna from Withershoot proper, south of Barnaby, Cry! ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN TWO-SANDALS!?
Everyone cheered.
Me: Boy, This guy can talk his mouth off all day and never miss it.
Lily: No kidding.
Naruto: This guy makes Sasuke's mouth look like a joke.
Sakura: You're right Naruto.
Fu: I agree.
Jack: I am not intimidated by your shouting. A true warrior fights not with words but...
Gordo punches Jack in the face and Jack gets out of the way of his grab and Jack jumps behind him and Gordo punches the wall and hurts his hand.
Gordo: Ow!
Jack grabs a bo staff and hits Gordo with it several times. Gordo grabs a hook sword and slashes the staff in half and Jack uses this and pounds Gordo.
Me: Very clever.
Announcer: This... This is unprecidented! But wait!
Gordo's eyes turned red and his hands grew claws and he became more ape-like and his teeth became razor sharp fangs.
Announcer: Oh yes. It looks like he's gone primal on us folks! This is it!
Gordo screamed and hooted and roared in extreme fury.
Me: This is gonna get rough guys.
Jessie: No kidding.
Jack took a trident off the wall and twisted Gordo's fingers and Gord slashed Jack in the face with a claw swipe and Jack hit Gordo in the face several times with it.
Gordo was down.
Announcer: This is unwitnessable! Nobody has ever knocked down Gordo!
The referee robot came and counted down and gave the thumbs down when the counter hit zero.
Announcer: He's Out!
Varie: What a Knockout!
Naruto: Way to go Jack.
Everyone booed.
Announcer: I... I have nothing to say... Except BRING OUT THE NEXT CHAMPION!
Everyone cheered.
A tank came out and in it was a man with a helmet and weird equipment on.
Announcer: Deep from within the deepest abyss of the seventh ocean of Amalgomous arose a champion of unimaginable proportions. Half machine, half flesh, all terror, The AQUALIZER!
Me: This is now gonna get interesting.
The Aqualizer got out of his tank.
Aqualizer: (Cybernetic Voice) Dome of Doom, once more have you summoned me to answer your call. I have risen from the depths of the abyss the conquer the ring and to put an end to this lowly amateur.
The Aqualizer swung his staff at Jack but he dodges all his strikes. Jack took two shields off the wall and blocked some of his strikes. He tried to punch the Aqualizer with his bare fist but his helmet was too strong. Jack threw a shield and it slashed off his staff blade.
Everyone booed.
Aqualizer: Do not fear. I have traveled the seven seas and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender.
He fired a hook harpoon and it cut Jacks robe and his chest and Jack ripped it off. Aqualizer then fired a plasma ray at Jack and Jack kicked him down and the ray blasted off the Aqualizer's right arm.
Me: That's got to hurt.
Jack took a pair of nunchucks and the Aqualizer used a sawblade and Jack knocked him around and the saw ripped his robe apart. Jack then cut off the Aqualizer's other arm with the saw. He then slashed open the Aqualizers helmet and in it was slug creature.
Slug: Help me! Heeeeelllllppp!
Everyone was chanting Doom.
Announcer: The Crowd calls upon you Two-Sandals to put the Doom on the Aqualizer.
The Slug was coughing and gagging.
Varie: I got this.
She then used Water Intangibility and phased the Slug to them in a ball of water.
Slug: Thank you.
Varie: You're welcome.
Jack knew what he was gonna do was wrong.
Jack: No! I will not participate in this senseless violence any longer! You'll have to get your entertainment elsewhere.
Everyone was appauled.
Me: Well said Jack.
Fu: I agree. This whole thing is nothing but a total bloodbath.
Announcer: This is a dark moment indeed. Not only has he insulted the ring he has insulted us! We will show no more mercy to this two sandaled heathen!
Thunderous footfalls were felt.
Announcer: Introducing the Champion to end all champions. Weighing in at a mere 700 tons, I give you...
Jack stood in front of a MASSIVE SUMO WRESTLER!
Announcer: SUMOTO!
Me: That is one enormous Sumo Wrestler!
Varie: How can a man like that be so fat and huge!?
Lincoln: He makes Andre the Giant look like a shrimp compared to him!
Lily: And he weighs 700 tons!? That's insane!
Lisa: That's exactly 1.4 million pounds of huge fat.
Jessie: It's like picking a fight with a mountain!
Laney: No kidding!
Vince: This is gonna get rough big time!
Jack: I will not fight.
Announcer: Then you will be destroyed.
Sumoto got into a sumo wrestler stance and thunderous footslams echoed throughout the ring.
Jack: I will not fight you Sumoto.
Sumoto growled and jumped high into the air.
Announcer: It's the Sumoto Swan Dive! No challenger has ever survived!
Sumoto landed on Jack with a huge and thunderous belly flop!
KRAWHAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!
Vince: OOOOHHH! That's gotta hurt!
Me: No kidding! Ouch!
Announcer: Thank you Sumoto for putting the Doom back in the Dome of Doom!
Sumoto: Hai!
But Jack was moving underneath him.
Announcer: (Gasp) It... It can't be!
Jack poked his head out.
Me: I've seen enough. Lets go!
We rush onto the arena and I lift up Sumoto with my super strength.
Me: Need some help Jack?
Jack: Thank you guys.
Me: No problem.
Announcer: We have more challengers in the ring folks!
Varie: And we're here to stop this carnage!
I throw Sumoto out of the dome with incredible power.
Announcer: Who are you all?
Me: We are the Brave 12.
Announcer: Ah yes. We've heard about you all.
Me: We will stop all this madness whether you like it or not.
Announcer: Very well then. If not one champion can bring you down then bring out ALL THE CHAMPIONS!
Me: We got three words for you:
All: BRING. IT. ON!
Announcer: May I present TORTO!
Torto is a turtle-like humanoid.
Announcer: MIOTIS!
Miotis is a bat-like humanoid with wings instead of arms.
Announcer: THE CLAW!
The Claw is a Yeti-Like creature with razor sharp mechanical claw gauntlets.
Announcer: RAPTOR!
Raptor is an amphibious frog-like humanoid creature with a long sticky tongue.
Announcer: MR. ROBOTO!
Mr. Roboto is a Tank robot that has powerful ranged weaponry.
Announcer: And finally GANEESH!
Ganeesh is a multi-armed India swordmaster.
Jack: This must end once and for all.
Me: I agree.
Vince: Lets split em up two against 1 each.
Jessie: Perfect.
Announcer: Let the carnage begin!
Jack flipped back and got his sword and we took on our opponents.
Me and Varie faced Torto and picked him up and rolled him like a bowling ball and he crashed through the wall.
Laney and Lily faced Miotis and Laney used her plant powers and entangled him and Lily formed a ball of glowing water and it splashed Miotis and disintegrated him.
Lily: My water powers are like Holy Water and that is like Kryptonite to him.
Laney: Interesting.
Lincoln and Fu faced the Claw and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at him and electrocuted him and Fu fired a wind blade and slashed him apart.
Naruto and Sakura were facing Raptor and Naruto and Sakura formed a Rasengan and blasted him apart.
Vince and Jack faced Mr. Roboto and it fired stars and missles at them and dodged them and Vince slashed Mr. Roboto apart.
Jessie and Lisa were facing Ganeesh.
Ganeesh: (India Accent) Wiseman knows everything. A shrewed one everybody,
Jessie was in her Fire Angel form and Lisa fired laser guns. They engaged in a sword and gun fight.
Ganeesh: A true coward runs not from his opponent but from himself.
We regrouped and clashed with Ganeesh.
Ganeesh: Many receive advice. Only the wise profit by it.
We then slashed apart Ganeesh and won the fight.
Everyone cheered and Chanted Brave 12.
Jack: Enough! Is this what you call entertainment? The senseless slaughter of innocents? No more!
Jack looked at the Announcer.
Jack: Set the slaves free!
The announcer backed away.
I jumped up onto the stand and held a dagger to his throat.
Me: Set them free or your head comes off!
The announcer did so.
Me: From now on there will be no more fighting for your entertainment!
A robot goon with a whip let them go.
Goon: You heard him! You're free, go on get out of here!
Jack recognized him.
Jack: You!
Jack slashed him apart.
We the Brave 12 left the stadium. Everyone was touched by our fight for good and we had shown them the error of their ways.
Jack: I am forever in your debt J.D. All of you.
Me: No problem Jack. We even won this nice trophy for the fight.
I was holding a gold trophy and it was an awesome award.
Jack: I can see that. But no more.
Me: I know.
We left the dome and continued on our quest.
(CHAPTER 171)
"The Brave 12 and the Ultra Robots"
We, the Brave 12 were walking in the desert and we saw a whole village completely destroyed and burning.
We gasp.
Me: What happened here?
Vince: This Whole village has been completely leveled.
Varie: What could've caused all this?
We hear a groan and saw a creature come out of the smoke.
Laney pick him up and Sakura tried to heal him.
Me: What happened here?
Creature: They came from nowhere.
Vince: Who did?
Creature: 8 robots did this. They had huge power and destroyed everything.
A flashback shows what the village look like before it was destroyed.
Explosions ripped everything apart and a clawed gauntlet rip out a chunk of house and buzzsaw blades tore them apart and multitudes of bullets destroyed everything.
Creature: They left as mysteriously as they came.
Me: This is horrible!
Naruto: Which way did they go?
Creature: To the east.
Me: You better come with us.
Creature: Okay.
We continued on with the creature with us.
We came across a robot village and it was completely destroyed. There were toasted robots and burned buildings everywhere.
Me: Another village completely destroyed.
Jack: This is madness.
Fu: No kidding.
We heard a metallic fall and saw a robot still functional but only half destroyed.
Robot: (Robotic Voice) They... They appeared out of nowhere.
Another flashback shows the Robot Village before it was destroyed. It was a high-tech robot city.
Robot: First came explosions.
Explosions destroyed much of the city. It was the same assailants that destroyed the previous village.
They were robots unlike anything we had ever seen before. They had enormously destructive firepower and were capable of destroying anything in their path with such enormous ferocity and without a single shred of remorse or guilt.
A robot fired a cable that exploded when it landed. It was a land mine cable.
Robot: We tried to defend ourselves but our attempts were futile.
The robots fired their guns at the robots but their bullets weren't having any effect. Another robot went invisible and destroyed the little robots instantly.
Robot: And then there was fire.
Another robot unleashed a powerful white hot fire aura and incinerated everything.
Robot: We didn't stand a chance. They were relentless. They destroyed the city, all of it. Then left as mysteriously as they came.
Me: This is insanity!
Jack: Yes. This senseless destruction must be stopped.
Sakura: I agree. Whoever built these robots is in a huge amount of trouble.
Fu: We won't let them get away with all this.
Lincoln: This is all completely unforgivable.
Laney: Yeah.
Lisa: These robots are a danger to the entire planet in general. [To the Robot] Where did they go?
Robot: (Shorting out) They... They left to the east.
The robot died.
We left to the East and found another village completely destroyed.
We searched for more survivors but we could find none. We found some ninja stars all over and they were in a bunch of robots.
Naruto: These are shuriken.
Vince: Looks like we have a robot that uses Shuriken.
Sakura: Yeah.
Creature: I saw it with the robots that attacked us.
Me: We could use these.
We picked up a bunch of them and decided to use them.
We then found robots with clean cut slashes on them.
Me: Looks like we got a robot that can use a sword.
Jack: Is there no end to this senseless destruction?
Jessie: We will find those robots and make them pay.
We then saw footprints and they went out to the east. We then saw 8 baskets in the middle of nowhere.
Me: This is unusual. What are all these baskets doing out here?
Vince: I don't know but looks are deceiving.
The baskets then transformed and they were the robots that we were told about.
Me: So these are the robots.
Lisa: Very fascinating. They are unlike anything that I have ever seen before.
The robots all had an interesting tool on them. The list goes as follows.
1) Claw Chains
2) Buzzsaws
3) Gattling Guns
4) Land Mine Cable
5) Fists and Cloaking Device
6) Flamethrowers
7) Shuriken
8) Katana
These robots were created to destroy and they were very good at it.
Jack: Why? Why did you destroy all of those villages?
Robot 1: (Robotic Voice) To lure you to us.
Robot 5: To draw you out.
Jack: What!?
Robot 3: Yes!
Robot 6: We have been hunting you.
Robot 7: We have come...
Robot 8: To destroy you.
Me: Your search is over.
All: Come and get us!
A Claw Chain was thrown and I grabbed it and pulled the robot towards us and I slashed it in half and it exploded.
Out in the desert on a hill someone was watching the fight.
?: Wow!
Sakura punched the fist robot and bashed his head off.
Naruto slammed a Rasengan into the flamethrower robot and it exploded into pieces.
Fu slashed the Shuriken robot and it exploded.
Lincoln and Jessie fired lightning and fire at the gun robot and it exploded.
Lisa destroyed the buzzsaw robot by ripping it apart with her Technokinetic powers.
Lily and Varie destroyed the land mine cable robot.
All that was left was the Katana robot.
Vince was facing it and it was a vicious swordfight.
Jack tried to slash the robot but his sword didn't even cut him.
Vince: What are these robots made with?
Me: Looks like an indestructible metal.
I then punch the robots head off and it explodes.
Me: That's it for them.
?: I agree.
A scientist came out.
Me: Who are you?
?: I am Extor. The one who created those monsters that you all destroyed.
Me: So you created those robots.
Vince: Why would you do that?
Extor: I set out to construct the ultimate assassins to hunt down Jack and destroy him.
Flashback shows Extor working in his lab on the robots we just destroyed.
Extor: (Narrating) I worked tirelessly day and night until my machines of doom were completed. They each were designed with a unique tool of destruction. Countless days were spent analyzing your fighting technique. They were the deadliest war machines ever created and their power source came from the world's most ultimate evil: Aku!
Aku injected his very evil essence into the robots and activated them.
Aku: You have outdone yourself, Extor. Now to test their power of destruction!
Extor: Wha... Test them? How?
Aku: By destroying your village!
Extor: No! You can't! We had an agreement!
Aku: Fool! Now my children... DESTROY!
The robots completely destroyed Extor's entire village.
Extor: Aku promised to spare my village if I would build the assassins for him. I was a fool to trust him. Now I was going to correct my mistake. But you guys beat me to the punch and already destroyed my creations. I owe you a big debt of gratitude Brave 12.
Me: You're welcome Extor.
Naruto: I just can't believe that you would create such awful monsters for Aku.
Sakura: Aku is the very creature we're trying to destroy after we get Jack back to his time.
Vince: It's our mission.
Extor: Yes. I've heard about that. High five.
We give him a high five.
Lisa salvaged what was left of the robots and built a cool gauntlet for me. It had some of the tools in it and I can use them when I press a certain button.
(CHAPTER 172)
"The Brave 12 and the Challenges of Mount Fatoom"
We, the Brave 12 were walking down a mountain path and we ran into three monks.
Me: Oh hello. We were heading down this path.
Monk 1: Yes.
The monks left and we decided to follow them.
Varie: May we ask where you are headed?
A monk pointed to a really super tall mountain. It was so big that it went high up into the sky.
Vince: That mountain is huge!
Me: No kidding. It makes K2 in Pakistan look like a walk in the park.
Lisa: A mountain of that size and height would be at 35,622 feet. The atmospheric oxygen density around it would have to be as thin as Mount Everest in Nepal.
Jessie: I agree.
Jack: Yes. It appears very difficult.
Monk 1: Yes.
Me: What is up at the peak of this mountain?
Monk 1: Truth.
Jack: Truth?
Monk 1: Legend has it there lies a great power at the Summit of Fatoom. We three have trained for a lifetime to climb this mountain and achieve its power. That is of course if it exists. You see no one has ever reached the Summit of Fatoom.
It was a big challenge for all of us to conquer.
Jack: Not yet.
Me: Lets do it.
We decided to climb Mount Fatoom.
It was an interesting scene. We climbed over lots of interesting rocks and structures.
We took a break and heard a twig snap.
We saw a Goatman.
Naruto: A Goatman. I got this.
Naruto unsheathed his sword and slashed his horns off.
He bleated and this got the attention of more goatmen.
Naruto slashed off all the Goatmen's horns and they ran away.
Naruto: It's all clear guys.
Me: Good work bro.
We continued on and we saw lots of different creatures that lived on the mountain.
Me: These creatures are amazing.
Laney: They sure are.
Laney has tamed and made friends with some of them. They were now tattoos on her hand.
Jack grabbed a rock point and rumbling was felt and heard and the rocks became a rock gorilla and it grabbed Jack and let him go.
Jessie caught Jack and Laney tamed the Rock Gorilla.
Me: Good work Laney.
Jack: Yes. Thank you Jessie.
Jessie: No problem Jack.
We set up camp and a nasty snowstorm came and thundersnow was heard.
It was getting blistering cold. We had our fur parkas on and tried to endure it.
We heard footfalls and it was a Yeti.
He walked by us without wanting to hurt us and we knew that he was very territorial.
Later we resumed our climb and it was an amazing and treacherous one.
In less than 6 hours we made it to the top of Mount Fatoom and it was truly a magnificent sight to behold and the view was incredible.
Me: What a view!
Varie: It's amazing.
Vince: it sure is.
Fu: This is incredible.
Sakura: The Brave 12 are on top of the world.
Naruto: We sure are.
Lisa: Affirmative. It is a magnificent sight to behold.
Lily: It's truly beautiful.
Jack: Yes. We all did it together. We are a team. (Out to the Horizon) AAKKKKUUUUUU! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP! I WILL RETURN TO THE PAST AND DESTROY YOU!
ME: AND WE'LL BE WITH HIM AND HELP HIM DO SO!
ALL: SO WATCH OUT AKU! THE BRAVE 12 ARE COMING FOR YOU!
That was our Oath of Justice for when Aku will die.
(CHAPTER 173)
"The Brave 12 and the Farting Dragon"
We the Brave 12 were fishing in a forest and as we were about to fish we saw some dead fish in the river. A blue deer came and it was scared.
Laney: What's wrong little one?
Blue Deer: There's a terrible smell coming and it is horrible! Run for your lives!
The Blue Deer ran away and a bunch of farm animals came and ran passed us.
Me: What's gotten into them?
Laney: That blue deer said that a horrible smell is coming.
Me: I think I see it.
A strange brown stream came at us and when we smelled it it was so bad that it made us gag and throw up.
Me: (Vomiting) (Coughs) OH THAT IS RANK!
Vince: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL!?
Fu: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S DISGUSTING!
Lincoln: IT'S MAKING ME SICK!
Lily: We got to find out where it's coming from.
Me: Luckily I brought these.
I reach into my pocket and pull out 12 nose plugs.
Jessie: Nose plugs.
We each grab one and put it on our noses.
Me: (Nasally) Lets find that smell.
We go out of the forest and find a farm village and its crops were totally ruined because of the smell.
Varie: (Nasally) This is really bad.
Sakura: (Nasally) No kidding.
A hand appeared and reached for my arm and grabbed it. It was a man.
Man: Turn back while you still...
He passed out.
Laney: (Nasally) Sir are you all right?
Man: I'm fine but this stench totally ruined our crops and more.
Jack: (Nasally) Tell me. Where is this horrible stench coming from?
Man: They say... They say it comes from...
Before he could answer the smell made him gag and retch.
Naruto: (Nasally) So much for that.
We go into the village and saw that the stench has placed it into total turmoil and incapacitated it.
Vince: (Nasally) This is bad. We have to help these people.
Lincoln: Yeah. We have to do something.
Suddenly a massive fart noise and earthquake was heard and all the people were running in panic as a giant tsunami of the foul stench peared over the mountains.
Me: Uh-Oh!
Man: To the Shelter! To the Shelter!
Me: How far is it to the shelter!?
Man 2: Right around the next block. Hurry!
We saw the stench tsunami getting closer.
Man 3: It's right over here!
Man 4: Oh good gracious help us all! The Shelter, IT'S FULL!
A little cat was in the shelter.
Me: I have shelter!
I form a force field that can block out the smell over the village. The stench tsunami hit and the force field was holding.
Jack: That was a close one. Good thinking J.D.
Fu: That is genius.
We then hear whistling coming from a local scissor smith shop.
We go in and saw the Scissor Smith working on some sausages.
We take off our nose plugs.
Me: Excuse me. Are you the scissor smith?
?: Eh! Somebody say something.
We saw that he had a scar where his nose was.
Varie: What happened to your nose?
Scissor Smith: Oh I lost it but I don't remember.
Vince: Your town is being overrun by a foul stench that has everyone in misery.
Varie: Yeah what is causing all this stench? It's no pretty ride on a wagon.
A crow decided to talk.
Crow: Wagon (Squawk) Rhymes with Dragon!
Me: Dragon?
Scissor Smith: Nothing. (Nervous Chuckle)
Crow: Dragon! Dragon! The Smell comes from a dragon!
Varie: So a dragon is causing this horrible smell.
Jack: So where does this dragon live?
Crow: (Squawk) Spire! Lives on top of the Spire!
Laney: Spire?
Scissor Smith: You mangy pigeon! I'll have you for dinner!
Laney: Calm down sir. [To the bird] Where is this spire at?
Crow: The Spire lies to the East!
Laney: It lies to the East.
Me: Then that's where were headed. Lets go!
We go out of the village and saw a tall rock spire.
Me: That must be it. And the smell is strongest on top.
Varie: The Village is only a few hundred yards from it.
Me: Lets go.
We spread our wings and fly to the top and Jack climbed up the spire and Jack grabbed what looked like a feather in the mountain and the rock crumbled away and it revealed a giant Luna Moth.
Laney: That is a huge Luna Moth. I got this Jack.
Laney tamed it and helped Jack get through the gas cloud and we landed on a cliff that had a cave. It was the lair of the dragon.
The Giant Luna Moth became a tattoo on Laney's hand.
They went into the cave and saw some green glowing eyes and they saw us.
A row of teeth formed and breathed fire at us.
We got out of the way.
Dragon: Ooh! The pain!
We saw the dragon and he was in a lot of pain.
Me: Whoa. You have a nasty stomachache.
Dragon: Yes. (Groans in pain) You all must help me.
Vince: There must be something inside you that is causing this.
Dragon: Yes there is and it's hurting me.
Jack: It's inside of you?
A loud stomach grumbling was heard and we ducked behind some cave columns and held our breath. The dragon released a massive fart and the stench went down the spire and towards the town. Luckily my force field was holding.
Me: That's what the smell is. It's dragon farts.
Varie: At least we now know what that smell is.
Vince: Lets help the dragon.
Me: Right. All right dragon. We will help you.
Dragon: Yes. You have to enter me and destroy whatever is responsible for this.
The Dragon opened its mouth and we knew that we had to go inside.
Me: Okay, Jack you're with me.
Jack: Okay.
Varie: Be careful guys.
Me: We will.
We go in through the mouth and it was weird and we saw two holes in the back of the mouth. One lead to the esophogus and the other lead to the lungs.
Me: Looks like we have two choices.
Jack: Yes.
We went for the right hole but an enormous jet of fire exploded out.
Me: Whoa!
Jack: That hole must lead to the lungs.
Me: Yep. [Points to the left one] This way.
We go down to esophogus and we were in the stomach. Bubbles of acid broke our fall.
Me: This must be the dragons stomach.
Jack: It's huge.
I find the exit to the bowels.
I take Jack to the valve that lead to it.
Jack: Dragon? Are we near the source of the problem?
Dragon: No. You both must go lower.
Me and Jack go deep into the dragon's intestines and we came across some slurping Villi.
Me: These must be the dragon's Villi in the intestines.
Jack: Maybe.
We tried to time our jumping but they grabbed us and sucked us into the bloodstream.
Me: Whoa! We're in the dragons bloodstream.
Jack found what looked like a helmet cell and he put it over his head.
We journeyed through the bloodstream and through the dragon's heart and into the dragon's abdomen. We then found the very source of the problem. It was an egg almost fully hatched.
Me: It's a baby dragon.
It breathed fire and it hit a gland that released the fart gas.
Dragon: Please! Hurry! I CANNOT STAND MUCH MORE!
Me: Come on Jack!
We cut the strands tying the egg down and we ran as more fart gas was released. I put a force field around myself and the baby dragon's fire ignited the gas and it exploded and we were flying out of the dragon with incredibly explosive force.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Dragon: Thank you!
We regrouped as I lifted the force fields around myself and the town and the whole smell was gone.
The Baby dragon was free from the egg and grabbed Jack and we landed in the village.
Man: Look!
The village cheered wildly for all of us.
We explained what was going on to the villagers and as it turns out they forgave the dragon. The weird part about this whole part of our adventure was that we got to learn all about the anatomy of a dragon.
(CHAPTER 174)
"The Brave 12 and the Imakandi and the Fight with Demongo the Soul Collector"
On a distant planet far from here, It was a savannah planet, 4 lion humanoid people called the Imakandi were getting ready. A shaman used a ritual to beam them to Earth. It worked and the Imakandi arrived on Earth.
As we the Brave 12 were resting for the day, I sensed that the Imakandi were coming.
Me: Uh-oh! We got problems guys.
Varie: What is it?
Me: Aku has sent the greatest hunters in the Universe to hunt us.
Sakura: Who are they?
Me: The Imakandi. They are a race of Lion humanoids that live for the thrill of the hunt. Once they set their sights on their prey, they will not stop until they either capture or kill us.
Fu: These guys must really be dangerous.
Naruto: No kidding.
Me: They are dangerous and they are good fighters too. Their sense of smell is incredible. They can smell their target from 500 miles away.
Lincoln: That is a really good sense of smell.
Jack: What do they look like?
I see four figures coming toward us.
Me: There!
(I point to the four figures}
Jack: They must be the hunters Aku sent.
Sakura: The Imakandi.
Fu: Lets get out of here.
Me: Right.
I summon our horses and we rode out of the city.
The Imakandi were running after us with incredible speed.
Me: Wow! Their speed is amazing.
Lincoln: They can run really fast.
Lisa: Affirmative. Their speed is amazing.
As we rode the Imakandi were gaining.
Lily: They're gaining on us!
Me: We're about to lose them.
I opened up a portal that lead to another part of the world and we went in and the portal closed behind us.
The Imakandi lost us but they were never going to give up.
We were in another part of the world and we were walking in a canyon.
We sensed a figure behind us.
Me: If you seek conflict, you have found the wrong people to deal with.
?: You are mistaken. I am the Dealer of Destruction, the Merchant of Doom and I seek you Samurai Jack.
We unsheath our swords and stood ready to fight.
Jack: Who are you?
?: Aku has sent me to destroy you.
Jack: Aku!?
?: My master tires of your existence. You are all very powerful foes. Perhaps too powerful for my master but not for me. My name is Demongo.
Me: Demongo the Soul Collector.
Sakura: Who is he?
Me: He's one of Aku's most powerful minions. He has the ability to steal the souls and essence of the mightiest of warriors and the deadliest of beasts.
Demongo: That is correct J.D. Knudson. I have come to capture your Warriors Essence!
Demongo pulled out a skull from his chest and threw it on the ground.
Jack: Merchant of Doom?
Me: No this is just the start.
Vince: Yeah. Watch what he can do.
Demongo fired a beam of energy and it hit the skull and the skull popped and out came a huge monstrosity with 3 glowing blue eyes. It was our old enemy TITAN!
Me: Titan!
Jack: But we defeated you!
Demongo: Yes you did and I control his essence. Titan, Destroy the Brave 12!
Titan: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!
He punched the ground and we dodged his attack.
I fly up and punch him in the face and send him crashing into the rock wall.
CRASH!
Titan dissolved into a black mist that went right into Demongo's chest.
Demongo laughed and threw out more skulls and fired four energy beams and out came four more warriors. Warriors that we know.
Me: We know these warriors.
Demongo: They too were once thorns in Aku's side. But now I Demongo control their essence as I will control yours.
Laney: We fought along side them and destroyed most of Aku's minions.
Lily: I can't believe you got them Demongo.
Me: Yeah. Hardball, Shogun, Wildcat and Vishni. I can't believe they are being forced to destroy us.
Demongo: Yes. Prepare yourself Brave 12 for Annihilation.
Hardball fired a spiked ball on a chain at us and I grabbed it and threw it back at him and it hit him and he dissolved into black mist. Wildcat was kicked in the face by Lily, Shogun was slashed by Laney and Naruto slashed Vishni.
Demongo laughed.
Demongo: You cannot win Brave 12. I am more powerful.
Jack: A power fueled only by the strength and skill of the great warriors whose essence you have stolen Demongo! Without that you are nothing.
Demongo: (Chuckles) You are wise Samurai. But who cares? Bleh!
Demongo disappeared and reappeared behind us.
Me: He's playing games with us. Trying to get us all riled up.
Jack: I see that.
Demongo: When I have all of your essence I will be the greatest warrior.
Vince: Want to bet?
Demongo jumped and we went onto the canyon cliff. Four skulls fell and energy blasts hit them. When the smoke cleared it was the same warriors we defeated before.
Jack: It cannot be. How is it possible? We just defeated them.
Demongo: Yes you all did. But they are essence. You cannot defeat essence.
Me: He's right guys. We can't kill spirits. It's impossible.
Demongo: You may defeat them again and again and again, but I command the essence of thousands of such powerful warriors. Even a team as powerful as you all cannot defeat them all.
Fu: We shall see about that.
Demongo then summoned Titan again and he was falling onto us. We ran and got out of the way as he crashed onto the cliff.
The four warriors chased us and we clashed our swords with their attacks and sparks were flying. The whole landscape was being set on fire. We slashed all five of them apart and they dissolved into black mist and went back into Demongo.
Demongo was amused.
Demongo: (Giggles) You still think you can win. How commendable.
We weren't moved.
Demongo: How futile.
Demongo then unleashed hundreds of skulls and we knew what was coming. Demongo fired energy blasts at the skulls and hundreds of warriors appeared. We ran down into the canyon and the warriors and creatures chassed us.
Me: There's so many of them!
Naruto: How can Demongo have this many warriors under his control?
Lily: I don't know but this is madness!
We hid in a cave and they went passed us. There were hundreds of warriors. Some we all Remember.
A creature tried to do a sneak attack and we destroyed him and his essence went back into Demongo.
Demongo: (Screams) There you fools! There! Destroy! Destroy the Brave 12! I want their essence!
Me: Lets get them!
We jump and we slash the machine gun warrior. Lily slashed a big warrior. A Mummy warrior threw ninja stars at us and Fu grabbed them and threw them back and destroyed him.
We ran and slashed as many warriors as possible. It was a fierce battle. We destroyed lots of warriors at a rapid level.
Demongo: Yes! Yes! Fight! Fight! (Evil Laughter)
We were getting nowhere fast as they all just kept on coming. The odds were not stacked well in our favor. But we were persistent.
Me: Geez there's just no end to these guys!
Fu: Yeah!
Lincoln: They just keep on coming!
Me: I know what Demongo is trying to do. He's trying to wear us down to the point of exhaustion by having us fight hundreds of warriors all at once.
Laney: He sure is clever.
Jack: Yes.
Jessie: We can't let Demongo do this anymore.
Laney: Yeah. But how do we stop him?
Me: We have to free the essence!
Jack: Trapped Essence! Without essence Demongo has no power.
Me: We have to free it somehow.
Lily: But how?
We saw the essence go in him.
Jack: From within. How do we get inside?
Wildcat tried to attack and Jack slashed him and Wildcat dissolved.
Jack grabbed the essence and went towards Demongo.
Demongo: Wha? [Demongo saw this] Impossible!
Jack went inside and he was in a pocket dimension inside Demongo. It was a dimension full of all the essence of the warriors Demongo has stolen over the years and they all made him strong. The warriors were trapped in a ring of blue fire.
Jack saw thousands of warriors that were imprisoned by Demongo. He saw Shogun and he looked at him.
Jack: (Echoing) And I free your essence!
Jack slashed the blue fire ring and it severed Demongo's control over Shogun. He destroyed all the rings of fired and on the outside beams of light shined from Demongo's chest and all the warriors rushed out of him like wildfire. Demongo was now an extinguished husk of his former self and he fell to the ground.
Me: Way to go Jack!
Demongo fell to the ground and he saw us and the warriors ready to pulverize him into oblivion.
Me: It's over Demongo! (Cracks Knuckles)
Sakura: Start praying!
Vince: This is gonna be good.
Demongo: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Demongo was history.
The warriors went in peace and vanished.
Me: (Senses Something) And just in time too.
Varie: What is it?
Me: The Imakandi found us.
Naruto: They just don't give up.
Lincoln: And they never will from the looks of it.
Jack: We got to run some more.
Me: No, I'm through running.
Vince: Me too. It's time to fight.
We charge after the Imakandi and entangled them in a chain that was unbreakable.
Me: Aku sent you to hunt us right?
Imakandi: Yes. And you all have made this the greatest hunt we ever had.
Me: I believe it.
Imakandi: It is the way of the Imakandi. We live for the thrill of the hunt and whenever we have a prey that has eluded us for a long time, we see that prey as a worthy opponent and we let that prey go.
Vince: We appreciate that.
The Imakandi then disappeared and went back to their homeworld.
Me: Well guys lets continue on our quest.
We all agreed.
(CHAPTER 176)
"The Brave 12 and the Scotsman Part 2"
We, the Brave 12 are at a bar having lunch and we saw some bounty hunters looking at us.
Me: What are you all looking at?
They were looking at Jack with intense greed.
They came at us and me and Vince slashed them all.
Varie: That was a waste of our time.
Naruto: Yep.
?: (Scottish Accent) Hey lads and lassies. Remember me?
It was our friend the Scotsman.
Me: It's been a while Scotsman.
Scotsman: Aye. It has. I need your help with something. Me wifes been kidnapped.
Jack: You are married?
Scotsman: Aye. She is the most amazing bonnie lass in the world. I must save her before the Moon is full.
Me: That's tomorrow night.
Jack: Where is she?
Scotsman: The Castle of Boon. (Sniffles) The Celtic Master of the Hunt plans to devour her. She's so dainty and sweet. (Crying) The Master of the Hunt is so very scary!
Naruto: Try and calm yourself.
Scotsman: I cannot. I cannot save her on me own and I am forbidden by ancient custom to seek help from warriors of me own clan. I alone am no match for the army of Celtic Demons that infest the castle. But there's a loophole in the ancient custom. Me clan drew and rolled the bones. They said "Seek the Help of a Stranger". You're the only strangers I know and you're as strange as they come laddies and lassies. And powerful too. Together, you 12 and me, we can save my wife before it's too late! (Crying)
Me: Calm down. We will gladly help you.
We then went to the Highlands and the Scotsman told us all about his wife and lots of good things about her as we ran.
We arrived at the Scottish Highlands.
Me: Wow!
Varie: So these are the Scottish Highlands.
Vince: It's beautiful.
Sakura: It sure is.
Naruto: No kidding.
We then ran to the Scotsman's Clans Castle.
He introduced us to his clan and it was a celebration worth remembering. That night we had arrived at the Castle of Boon!
Scotsman: The Castle of Boon! Getting in will be easy.
Me: Wait. It's too easy.
I pick up a rock and threw it and it landed by the entrance and out came a bunch of strange red demon robots with guns.
Scotsman: Oh. Celtic Demons.
Laney: Those things are ugly.
Lily: No kidding.
Scotsman: It's only 7.
Me: There's hundreds of them in the Castle. We have to find a way around them. I have an idea. Follow me.
Jack: We will.
We climb up the walls and go into the Castle and we find the Scotsman wife in a dungeon. She was a beautiful woman.
Scotsman's Wife: (Scottish Accent) Darling!
Scotsman: Bonnie Lass!
They hugged.
Me: Thank goodness you're safe.
Scotsman's Wife: Me too. Ach the Brave 12. It's such a pleasure to meet you lads and lassies.
Me: It's a pleasure too.
Sakura: We came to rescue you.
Fu: Yeah. We have to go.
Me: Lets get out of this dump.
We ran and we got to the main hall and saw numerous Celtic Demons in our way.
Me: We got to fight our way out.
Scotsman: Lets fight them!
We unsheathe our swords and slash apart lots of demons. We blasted and pulverized many of them until there was nothing left of them.
Me: That takes care of them.
Scotsman: Aye.
?: Silence!
We saw the overlord of the Celtic Demons, the Master of the Hunt.
Overlord: The Moon is Full. Destroy the rest and throw the young woman in the pot.
Me: I don't think so freak!
Overlord: Silence!
I punch the overlord in the stomach and knock him down and I blast him into oblivion.
Me: That takes care of him. Lets go.
We got back to the Castle and we were hailed as heroes. A huge celebratory feast was made for us.
(CHAPTER 176)
"The Brave 12 and The Spartans"
We, the Brave 12 were in the mountains climbing over them and when we climbed out of the mountains we saw a huge battle going on. It was a battle between a bunch of Spartan Warriors and a bunch of Robot Ram creatures.
Me: Whoa! Looks like a huge war is going on.
Naruto: Yeah! I wonder how come.
Sakura: I guess we'll find out when we can.
We saw a Spartan soldier being surrounded by a bunch of robots.
Me: That man is in trouble! Come on!
We go and slashed apart all the robots apart and helped the Spartans win. The robots went away after carrying all their fallen.
Me: [To the man] You have won.
Man: No we have not. Come, we go to meet the king.
We go to a camp of the Spartans and the King came.
King: Did you hold the right flank?
Man 2: We suffered many casualties but held our position
King: Hmm. Your numbers have dwindled. I fear you will not survive another attack.
Man 2: No my king! We will never give up! We will fight!
The King was proud.
King: Yes I know you will not fail me.
The king sat on his throne and he saw us.
King: Roha. Who are these people that you have brought before me?
Roha: My king, these are the strangers who aided me in battle.
King: This battle is of no concern to you. Why did you fight?
Me: We saw this warrior outnumbered.
Jack: We meant no disrespect.
Vince: We apologize.
We started to walk away but the King stopped us.
King: Wait! These years of war have made my words harsh and my tone insolent. Anybody brave enough to face these monsters are friends.
Me: What is this war?
Fu: Yeah, what's going on?
The King revealed his story.
King: Long ago a mechanical beast went mad and waged war against all in its path.
A flashback reveals a mysterious robot creature with glowing red eyes going on the warpath.
King: (Narrating) It feeds off the land itself, growing larger, Powerful. All the neighboring kingdoms have fallen. We are the last. The Beast desperately wants our lands, for our home is beautiful, peaceful, rich in resources. The Beast and its robots would've destroyed us ages ago, but our land is protected by the tallest of mountains. And a narrow ravine is the only entrance. It was there, with only 300 men, that we stopped the Beast's armies. The position was easy to defend, and their superior numbers were made worthless. Year after year, the war went on.
For centuries the war between the Spartans and the Beast's Armies raged on. The battle was getting more and more ferocious at a powerful level.
King: And the battle became a stalemate...
Countless robots were destroyed in the process. But the surviving robots carry the destroyed robots away.
King: For this creature strips the battlefield clear of its fallen to rebuild its army again and again. And so it goes.
The Beast's armies kept on coming more and more for centuries and it always produced the same result no matter how hard they tried.
King: And I am the 17th King to defend this gateway. And tomorrow will bring the same.
Me: This war is terrible. It looks like we arrived just in time.
Jack: But there is another way through the mountains.
Everyone was shocked.
King: How wide is this path?
Jack: Wide enough for troops to move through sideways, weapons held in front and behind.
King: How long to complete the journey?
Me: 12 hours.
King: Will you show us this path?
Jack: Of course.
King: This war ends now! 50 of my best men will join me in a strike against the Beast itself while the rest stay here and defend our position. While the monsters attack us, we will attack them!
We got ready for the battle and the King gave us shields.
King: Foreward my brothers!
We went with the king as Jack lead the way. We arrived at the Castle of the Beast at Sunrise and we saw the last of the Beast's army leaving.
King: Look. There. The last of its army has left.
Me: Here we go.
King: OUR TIME HAS COME!
We charge towards the castle. We ran with full determination.
King: Porcupine.
We got into a porcupine pincushion formation and plowed through more of the robots.
We slashed and blasted all the robots and destroyed all of them. It was an extremely fierce and savage fight and it was a powerful demonstration of what we were capable of.
Me: Jack, Your majesty lets go.
Jack: Right.
Me, Jack and the king went into the castle and in the main chamber the Mechanical Beast came down. It was a giant robot spider. More like a ball with eight legs.
Me: Behind us!
We saw the beast and it tried to attack us but we dodged and blocked its attacks and slashed its legs and it screeched. The King slashed a leg but his sword shattered into a thousand pieces.
I pull out a spare sword and give it to the king. It was an indestructible sword. We had the beast against the ropes. Then I fired a Ki blast and it went right through the beast's head and it crashed by us and it exploded.
KRABOOMM!
Me: This whole place is gonna blow!
Outside the robot army exploded. Somehow they were linked to the Beast.
As we got out of the castle the whole castle exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
At long last, the war with the mechanical beast was over.
Sometime in the future, the King that we helped was dying on his death bed and he was finishing his tale about how we helped end the war.
King: The War was finally over. These brave strangers who became brothers and sisters aided us in our time of need and made a difference.
A tapestry was woven in our honor. It was on the wall and it showed the 12 of us aiding the 300 Spartan Soldiers in the war against the Mechanical Beast.
King: Their bravery, valor and strength for everyone helped us all triumph. Their diligence and the sacrifice of the others defeated our enemy, saved our lives and ensured our freedom. They will be honored and remembered forever- the 300 plus 12.
Our legacy will echo throughout the history of the Spartans for many future generations to come. The Brave 12 will forever be remembered in history.
"THE BRAVE 12 AND THE SIRENS SONG"
The Brave 12 minus Jack were searching for Samurai Jack as we had heard that something happened to him. I sensed that something was seriously wrong and knew that it was involving Jack somehow.
We got to the beach and we saw the Scotsman and he had Samurai Jack and he was in a refreshment boy uniform!
Me: There's the Scotsman! And is that?
Varie: I think it is!
We went over to them.
Scotsman: (Scottish Accent) Nice try twinkletoes! You're with me! I have to retrace your steps and find out how you lost your brain! Not to mention find your sword!
Me: And we can help you Scotsman.
Scotsman: Lads and lassies. It's great to see you all again!
Me: You too Scotsman. Jack is that you?
I went up to him.
Me: Jack it's me J.D. Knudson don't you remember?
Jack: Like no I don't know you.
Me: Hmm.
My eyes glowed and I saw that his mind was totally blurred up like he has amnesia! His mind was robbed from him!
Me: Someone robbed him of his mind!
Fu: Was this Aku's doing?
Me: I don't think so. Aku is capable of doing that but this is not his handiwork.
Sakura H.: We got to help him out!
Jack: How are you gonna find my mind if it's like lost?
Me: That's just it.
Scotsman: I need just one lead.
The Scotsman then saw a nasty scar on Jack's chest!
Scotsman: A scar!?
Jack: Scar? Like what scar?
Me: (Whistles) That's a nasty scar.
Scotsman: Still fresh to. There's only one creature alive that can make a mark like that: The Tangu Beast. It's a doozy and I know just where to find it.
Me: We'll follow you Scotsman.
I grabbed Jack and we followed the Scotsman to an interesting rock area.
Scotsman: Tangu Beast Territory.
Me: This place gives me the creeps.
Scotsman: This is where you fought the beast. (To Jack) Look familiar?
Jack: No! I've told you. Look, okay like I'm this guy is like really cool and everything but like all of you have got the wrong guy. Like, I'm Brent okay?
Scotsman: Humor me. We just have to reenact the fight to find another clue.
Sakura H.: If there is a clue here.
Me: How are we gonna get it to come here?
Scotsman: If there's one thing this creature hates more than any other thing, it's the stench of the Wily Jubjub Plant. Just a whif can send it into a frenzy.
He pulled out a tiny little plant and it was the Wily Jubjub Plant.
Me: That tiny little thing can make it go crazy?
Lincoln: It must have a really sensitive nose.
Then glowing yellow eyes peered out of the darkness of a cave and a thunderous footstomp came and out came THE TANGU BEAST! It was a green and blue furry dragon creature with razor sharp teeth!
Tangu Beast: (ROARS IN RAGE!)
Me: WHOA! He looks mad!
The Scotsman then punched it down as it went at him.
Me: Wow! That was awesome!
He pulled the Tangu Beast over to us and picked up Jack.
Scotsman: Do you recognize this man?
The Tangu Beast saw Jack.
Tangu Beast: Oh yeah. Yeah I remember him well. Yeah really really straightened me out.
Me: Do you remember where he was heading when he met you?
Tangu Beast: Yeah it was a few moons ago and I was terrorizing this town until we had a you know a confrontation. He beat me and we started talking and he told me the root of my problem and that it was I was attacking the village to make myself feel better. To compensate for a lack of self esteem.
Scotsman: You're playing with us Tango.
Me: Scotsman let him talk. Tango do you know which way he went after that?
He pointed to the west.
Me: Thank you.
We continued on and Jack got up.
Jack: Like what happened?
Me: You fainted.
We saw Sandal Tracks.
Me: Sandal Tracks.
Laney: And they are still fresh too.
Lisa Loud: Looks like they were made not too long ago.
Jack: Sandals? Uch!
Scotsman: You wear sandals.
Jack: Like never.
Scotsman: Shut it!
We continued on and we arrived at a huge seaport.
Scotsman: Hecks Bucket Seaport.
Me: Oh yeah. We were here before. Dealt with numerous bounty hunters out to kill us.
Scotsman: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy and the crab cakes aren't bad neither.
Naruto: No they sure aren't.
Jack: Uch! Gross.
Scotsman: It makes perfect sense you would come here.
Jack: I don't think so.
Scotsman: SHUT IT!
Jessie Bannon: Lets just head in to find out some information.
We did so and we came across the remnants of a bar that was destroyed.
Sakura H.: We were just there less than an hour ago.
Me: Looks like Jack was here too. No way it's a coincidence.
We came across a nautical man.
Nautical Man: Hey it's great to see you all again!
Me: You too. We need your help with something.
The Nautical Man: (Sees Jack) Hey! Yeah! I remember you!
Scotsman: You've seen him before!? He's been here before!?
Nautical Man: Yeah! It was a while ago! He was looking to hire a boat out of here. For a long journey somewhere far. I don't know. And you all liked my story.
Me: It was really cool.
We went to a sea boat renter. We went to charter a boat for the Great Unknown. It was gonna be a good adventure.
We sailed the rough waters and we then got to the Great Unknown. The ocean was as calm as the Bermuda Triangle.
Captain: It's calm.
Helmsman: Aye sir.
Captain: Dead calm.
Helmsman: Aye sir.
Captain: I don't like it.
Helmsman: Aye sir.
Me: Man it's as calm as the Bermuda Triangle out here.
Lily: Yeah it sure is.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Jack: Refreshments.
He handed us glasses full of water.
Me: Thank you.
I drank the water.
We drank them.
Jack: Like somebody call the weatherman.
A huge thick fog came and covered us.
Scotsman: That was sudden.
Captain: Keep your wits about you men.
Helmsman: Aye sir.
We were sailing on.
Me: Man I can't see a thing in this fog.
Vince: It's so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Me: Wait shh. Listen.
We then heard divine singing.
Me: Hear that?
Laney: Sounds like singing.
Then the Captain and the crew and Jack minus the Scotsman and us were hypnotized by the singing!
Scotsman: Sounds like someone stepping on a cat. Sounds like someone stepping on a lot of cats.
Me: I know this kind of singing. This is the divine singing of the legendary Sirens of Odysseus!
Laney: I've read about them in Greek Myth.
Lisa Loud: That singing is magical to them.
Me: Yeah.
Lily: I wonder why we aren't being affected.
Me: I think it might be our powers. They're protecting us.
Captain: (Droning) Beautiful.
Helmsman: (Droning) Aye captain.
Captain: Music go.
Helmsman: Aye captain.
Scotsman: Have you all lost your brains!?
We wondered what this has to do with the song of the Sirens.
Me: I think the Sirens did something to Jack and made him this way.
Varie: Yeah! Just what I was thinking.
Jack: (Droning) Lovely.
We later came out of the fog and saw an ominous looking island with a huge face.
Scotsman: Well now you don't see that every day.
Lily: That island must be where the singing is coming from.
Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Naruto: The singing is getting loud.
Fu: And we're getting closer.
We got closer to the island and we arrived.
Captain: Tribute.
We all got off the boat and went up to the island and we went up a path to the face and we went through the ear of the face and into a cave and we saw massive piles of gold and treasure and we saw on a huge rock pillar, THE SIRENS OF ODYSSEUS! They were 3 ladies, one was a red haired woman and they other two were blue haired woman and they were hot girls dressed in white. We saw that their divine song hypnotized many sailors and creatures and robots and enslaved them.
I looked at the sirens and I knew that something was up with them.
Me: (In my head) Something is wrong with the sirens. I sense an evil spirit inside all three of them and they are being this way because of them. Maybe we can talk to them.
Scotsman: So you're the cause of all this racket! Nice thing you got going here, turning people into mindless zombies with a sound that can gag a yak!
Red Siren: (Singing) One seems to resist.
Blue Siren 1: (Singing) Are you not affected by our song?
Blue Siren 2: (Singing) Don't you love us?
Red Siren: (Siren 2) Adore us?
Scotsman: You're all tone deaf! A bunch of girlies carry a tune! The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm! I've heard pigs squeal better than you! You call this singing? Now my wife, she can sing. Her angelic voice floats such melodious and heavenly tunes it makes angels weep. The sun rises up to hear her morning melodies. Even the sweetest of birds can learn a thing or two from my precious bonny lass. But you!? You call that wilted nostril fit for a whistle! (Grabs Jack) So what did you do to me friend here!
Red Siren: Oh yes. He was most troublesome.
Blue siren 2: Trying to free our slaves.
Red Siren: Until we sang a song that robbed him of his mind.
Blue Siren 1: And sent him out to wander the world as a fool. Forever.
The Scotsman was enraged.
Red Siren: While keeping his treasure as a prize.
We turned and we saw Jack's Gi, Sandals and Sword on a pile of gold!
The Scotsman and us were shocked!
Scotsman: THAT'S IT! SHE-DOGS MUST PAY!
Me: No Scotsman! I got this.
Naruto: What are you gonna do?
Me: Trust me on this. I know what I'm doing.
I flew up to the sirens.
Me: You sirens are not yourselves. You are being possessed by an evil force and you need to have that force removed. So we can free you all from these monsters you became.
Red Siren: We don't know what you mean.
Me: Just trust me on this.
I chanted a powerful incantation and fired a beam of rainbow light and it hit the Sirens and blue fire came out of them and it formed into a hideous and ugly black and white three headed hydra monster with glowing yellow eyes on each head and the heads all had blue fire for hair. Then Jack reverted back to what he was. He had his memory back!
Jack: I remember now!
Jack donned his clothes and had his sword unsheathed!
Jack: HHHYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
SLASH!
He slashed the hydra's heads off and then it vanished in an instant!
Me: YEAH!
Varie: That did it!
Vince: Yeah it did!
Jack came up to us.
Jack: I am forever in your debt. All of you.
Me: No problem. Welcome back Jack.
Scotsman: Aye.
The sirens got up.
Me: It's all right guys.
I went up to the sirens.
Red Siren: (Not singing) What happened?
Blue Siren 1: (Not singing) I feeling like I was hit by Hercules.
Me: You were all possessed by an evil force that made you hypnotize people and take their treasure and turn the people into slaves. I freed you all.
Peisinoe: Wow. That explains it. We are forever in your debt.
Me: My name is J.D. Knudson, leader of the Brave 12. My team is down there.
We introduced ourselves.
(CHAPTER 177)
"The Brave 12, Flying Prince and Princess and the Rave"
On a distant planet in a Binary Star System, flying fairy-like creatures called the Lepidopterran's were enjoying a great time of peace. But that peace was soon broken when gunships came flying out of the dense clouds and flew towards the villages and started blasted them apart with heavy gunfire.
The King of the Lepidopterrans was worried.
King: Not again! After all these years.
The Soldiers were trying their hardest to stop the attackers. But their efforts were too weak.
Soldier: Your highness, I'm afraid the city guard is no match for these Squoomian Gunships.
King: Contact Admiral Lantana. We must recall our fleet from the Pydian System.
Robot: Sire, the Deep Space Antenna Array has been destroyed. Radio contact with the Star Navy has been severed.
King: Blast those Squoomian Devils!
Queen: We have no sign of them for a decade, yet they resurface just when our defenses our most compromised.
An explosion was felt.
King: Captain, begin evacuation.
The Alarm went off.
Queen: My children, come. Verbina, Astor, you two must get word to Admiral Lantana on Errand deep within the Pydian System. You must bring back our Navy. You are our only hope.
Astor: You can count on us mother.
Verbina: We will not fail our people.
King: Chitron 6, make ready the ship.
Chitron 6: Oh, my! Yes sir!
King: Wing well, my children. Wing well.
Verbina and Aster got in a ship and left. But the Squoomian's followed them.
The ship was damaged by Squoomian gunfire and Verbina and Aster flew towards Earth.
Meanwhile we, the Brave 12 were walking through a mountain range.
Me: There's a city up ahead. I sense a slave camp there.
Vince: Me too.
We hear a whoosh and look up.
Varie: That ship is coming in.
Me: Lets go see.
We go check it out and we saw Verbina and Astor get out and they were having a hard time adjusting to Earth's gravity.
Me: Lets go help them.
Jack: Yes.
We run over.
Me: Are you two okay?
Verbina: Yes. We're just having a hard time adjusting to this planets gravity.
Vince: It takes some time to get used to it.
Me: Here. [Chants an incantation] Kostevna Yaominga Porista!
I fire rainbows from my hands and my magic made Verbina and Astor adjust to any planets gravity no matter how heavy or light.
Verbina: Wow. That was amazing.
Astor: I can now stand and fly on this world without any problems.
Verbina: Me too.
Chitron 6: Oh my!
Me: I used my light magic to enable you to do that.
Astor: We greatly appreciate it.
Me: You're welcome.
Astor: Sorry. I'm Astor.
Verbina: I'm Verbina and this is Chitron 6.
Chitron 6: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.
Me: Same here. We are the Brave 12. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiancé.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri.
Jack: I'm Jack. I'm a Samurai.
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.
Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.
Jessie: I'm Jessie Bannon.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.
Laney: I'm Laney Loud.
Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud.
Lily: And I'm Lily Loud.
Astor: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.
Me: We saw your ship come in and we decided to see if you need any help.
Verbina: We sure do. Our planet and kingdom are under attack by gunships from our enemies the Squoomian's They caught us completely off guard and began attacking our kingdom.
Astor: We've been sent to retrieve our Navy from the Pydion System on Errand. But the Squoomian's attacked us as a way to prevent us from reaching reinforcements.
Varie: That's terrible.
Verbina: Yes. Our ship has been damaged and it will take a while to fix it.
Me: Also you're in a very dangerous situation here. The planet you're on is Earth, the 3rd Planet in the Solar System. It's under the tyrannical rule and oppression of the evil Shape-shifting wizard Aku. He's pure evil amplified times 1000.
Jack: Yes and we're going to stop him once and for all after we get back to my home time.
Me: Jack here was catapulted by Aku from his time 10,700 years ago to here and it's our mission to help Jack get back to his time so he can destroy Aku once and for all.
Sakura: We won't let Aku get away with all the pain and suffering he has caused over the millennia.
Fu: He will pay for everything he's done to our galaxy.
Verbina: We hope you all succeed.
Me: Thank you. Also we would like to help you fight these Squoomians and make sure they never bother you again.
Astor: Thank you J.D. We greatly appreciate it.
Me: All right.
We stand in a circle around the ship and I use my Instant Transmission to beam us the the planet Chrysalis, home of the Lepidopterrans. We saw that the planet is completely covered in dense clouds.
Me: Wow. So this is your world Verbina, Astor?
Verbina: Yes. And our kingdom is right there.
We saw the kingdom completely under siege.
Vince: They can't last much longer. Lets go!
We flew over to the kingdom and we slashed and blasted the Squoomian gunships apart into nothing. They tried to fire back at us but their attacks were not having any effect. Our power was too great for the Squoomians and they all ran away.
Me: That'll show those scumbags.
Astor: I agree.
Jack: Yes. They sure did a number on this place.
Verbina: Yes. But we are forever in your debt Brave 12.
Me: We're glad we could help out Verbina. What the Squoomians were doing to your home was completely unacceptable.
Astor: That's right.
The people of Chrysalis came out and they were cheering wildly for us.
The King and Queen had a special award ceremony for us.
King: Brave 12, for saving us all from a terrible fate, we proudly award you our planet's highest honor: The Chrysalis Ring of Valor.
The soldiers slipped rings on our fingers and they were green gold and they had beautiful magenta and green flowers on them.
Me: We are truly honored your highness. We're glad we could help you out.
King: We are forever grateful to all of you J.D. These are no ordinary rings. They are call rings that will call us if you need us. And if the Squoomians attack again we will call you in case we need your help again.
Me: We graciously accept your highness. But our planets are light-years apart from eachother on different sides of the Galaxy.
Queen: Worry not. There are teleporter devices in the rings that will get you all to Chrysalis without worry.
Me: Thank you. We have to get back to Earth now. It's to continue our mission.
King: We understand.
Verbina: I have a feeling that we will see eachother again soon J.D.
Me: I have a feeling we will.
Naruto: Yeah.
Fu: We'll see you all soon.
We vanish and we go back to Earth.
Me: Great job everyone.
Vince: Thanks partner.
Varie: It was a great deed we have done.
Jack: Yes. It was good that we helped out a planet in trouble.
(CHAPTER 187)
"The Birth of Evil"
As we, the Brave 12 were resting for the night, we began to dream. We were all in the same dream. We were in the beginning of the Universe 12 Billion years ago and we saw a huge black mass come out of a star.
Me: That black mass! It must be Aku!
Jack: That could very well be J.D.
Varie: So Aku has been around ever since the Universe was created by the Big Bang?
Lincoln: That is scary.
The Mass flew away and out of a star we saw the deities of mythology come out. We saw Odin - King of the Norse Gods, Ra - God of Egypt and Vishnu - God of Hindu.
Me: That's Odin, Ra and Vishnu.
Varie: They're heading towards Aku.
The gods readied their weapons and they all fought Aku. Their weapons were pure good and they possessed enough power to hurt Aku and burn him. As they were fighting a fragment broke free and drifted away as the black mass was destroyed. For billions of years it drifted across the Universe and arrived in our galaxy and into our Solar System. It arrived on Earth during the time of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. It crashed in the mountains of what would become Japan and resulted in the extinction of the dinosaurs in the area.
Me: Whoa! Aku caused the Extinction of the Dinosaurs in Japan.
Vince: Yeah.
We saw tar pits and it was a huge lake of tar.
Me: This is not tar.
Naruto: This is pure evil and it consumes everything and grows stronger.
Jack: Yes.
A thunderous explosion was heard and numerous towering spiked trees arose from the evil.
During the Great Ice Age 500,000 years ago we saw Japan during the times of Prehistoric man. We saw the prehistoric ancestor of the Emperor of Jack's land trying to rescue a friend from the evil. But it wasn't enough and the evil devoured them.
Over the course of history the Evil continued to spread over the land like some kind of cancer. Killing all the life around it. By the time Jack's land became a small city, the whole place had evil trees piercing through the houses and the water was dried up and the land was dying.
We saw Jack's father the Emperor about to leave with a bunch of his men to destroy the Evil that's spreading.
Woman: I do not understand why it must be you to carry out this task.
Emperor: My duties are clear. As the emperor this problem is my responsibility.
Me: [To Jack] Is that woman he's talking to your mother Jack?
Jack: Yes. And the man is my father. The emperor.
Sakura: That's interesting.
Woman: What of your family? Do you not have a higher responsibility unto them?
Emperor: Do not speak of such nonsense. You are most important to me. But the people and my land are also my family. I must go.
Me: So he was going to fight Aku.
Fu: He has no idea what they are about to face.
Jack: Yes. But father was ready regardless.
The woman cried.
Emperor: I cannot let this evil destroy us all.
A man came out with a container of something.
Man: My lord, the elixir is ready. It is the key to extinguishing this devilry.
The emperor put the container in his pouch and bid farewell and promised that he will return.
They got ready and left. They set out into the evil forest.
Me: There they go.
They got to the evil forest and saw that the whole area was covered in those evil trees.
Naruto: Wow! Look at all that.
Fu: The whole area is covered in those evil trees.
Lincoln: Yeah this is terrible.
Sakura: It's like some kind of cancer.
Jessie: And if they don't stop it it will destroy the world.
They go into the heart of the Evil Forest and it somehow knew they were there and began picking them off and devouring the soldiers a few at a time until the Emperor of left.
Me: The whole forest is alive. It's like it has a mind of its own.
Lily: Yeah.
The Emperor arrived at the heart of the Evil Forest. It was a pool of pitch black evil.
Me: Wow! Look at that.
Jack: That pool is evil in its purest form.
Vince: It's like looking into a gateway from the darkest pits of the Netherworld.
Laney: No kidding. I can't believe Aku is pure evil. Why can't he be a force of good?
Me: Some things are born the way they are Laney.
Lily: Yeah. Aku's power was forever set in Stone.
Jessie: I can't believe Aku has been on Earth ever since the end of the Age of the Dinosaurs.
Lincoln: Yeah. Aku is immortal and he has lived for 12 billion years.
The Emperor got off his horse and got the elixir out and chanted some magic incantation and dipped an arrow into the elixir. He fired it into the sky and the sun ignited it and it went into the black pool of evil. Some of the Evil Trees went back into it. The Emperor thought that it worked. But it backfired completely and a huge tree exploded out of the black pool and it mutated and it became the very creature that we are going to destroy: AKU!
AKU WAS BORN!
All: AKU!
Aku stretched his body and blocked out the Sun with his magic. He saw the Emperor.
Aku: Oh. You! Thank you!
Emperor: No! My intention was to destroy you!
Aku was amused by this.
Aku: Oh? (Laughs) But it was your poison arrow and your hocus-pocus that set me free. (Laughing)
The Emperor fired more arrows at Aku and he saw them coming and they got absorbed into him.
Aku: Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me, for I am Aku, the Shogun of Sorrow, the Deliverer of Darkness - Your new master. And you will bow to me.
The Emperor slashed Aku with his sword and the sword dissolved.
Me: Whoa! Not even normal weapons can kill Aku.
Aku: (Evil Laugh) Human fool. I see that I must show your world who is master.
Aku sucked the Emperor into the pool of black and the pool became a gnarled tree and the emperor was chained to it.
Aku: Now gaze your eyes upon the full wrath of the mighty Aku.
Aku then went to the Emperors land and the Emperor watched in sheer horror as Aku was destroying his land.
Emperor: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Emperor was completely helpless as he watched in sheer horror and helplessness as Aku was descimating his entire kingdom.
Me: (Enraged) Aku you monster!
I punch a tree and knock it down.
Me: I will kill you for this Aku! I will destroy you 1,000 times over and make you pay for your crimes against the universe!
I break down crying knowing that I can't do anything until we get back to the past.
Jack: It's not your fault my friend. We will destroy Aku and make him pay for everything he's done.
Me: (Crying) I know! I hate you Aku! I HATE YOU!
Varie: Calm down honey. Calm down. It's not your fault. It's Aku's fault. He will pay for all this.
Naruto: Yeah bro. Aku will pay for this.
Vince: We will help you and Jack destroy him no matter what.
Suddenly a white cloud came and it was Odin's horse, Sleipnir. He got the Emperor down and carried him to the highest mountain. Once there we saw the Emperor go into a temple and he saw 3 monks before him.
The area became the vast emptiness of space and he was standing before Odin, Ra and Vishnu.
Odin: You have been chosen. A force of Ultimate Evil has resurrected itself on thy world.
Ra: This evil must be destroyed.
Vishnu: (India Accent) Only through the strength of the Human Spirit and the virtue of human righteousness can this evil be vanquished.
Odin, Ra and Vishnu fired beams of light at the Emperor and a ball of pure white light came out. The monks had powerful crafting hammers and they pounded away at the light and Odin, Ra and Vishnu poured in their strength and power and formed it into the very sword that Jack now wields. The power we were sensing from this process was incredible.
When it was done, the Sword was created. It floated in front of the Emperor.
Odin: This blade was forged from the Righteous Energy within thee.
Ra: It possesses the power to destroy this evil force.
Vishnu: But be warned: This evil is not of the human world. It has magic beyond your understanding. Trust not what you see, but what you feel.
Me: So that's how your father got the sword Jack.
Laney: The three gods of Norse, Egypt and Hindu created it from his righteousness.
Lisa: That is a very interesting conclusion. Even though I am a girl of science I find all of this to be very interesting.
Jessie: Yeah.
The Emperor took the sword and he now had a powerful armor on. The temple vanished and he was on a floating cloud and he went back toward his kingdom to Aku.
He arrived and Aku saw him.
Aku: What is this? What form of insect is this? (Laughs) It is you.
Emperor: Yes Aku. Your evil cannot abolish the power of righteousness. Your evil grasp on my land and its people ends now.
Aku: (Laughs) Have you learned nothing? Your mortal blade cannot harm me.
The Emperor slashed Aku and he screamed in pain.
Me: Think again.
Aku: (Growls) How can this be?
Emperor: This sword was forged from the strength and power of the Human Spirit. It represents all that is good. It's purpose is to destroy you.
Aku: Bah!
Aku fired lasers at the emperor but he blocked them. No matter how many shots he fired the emperor blocked them. He even dodged them all. The emperor slashed Aku again.
Aku: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Sakura: That must've hurt.
Naruto: Yeah.
Aku became a dragon and chased the Emperor. The emperor slashed off Aku's head and he fell and became a giant hairy spider.
Lincoln: I'm sure glad Leni isn't here to see this.
Lily: Me too.
Aku chased the Emperor and the Emperor slashed and blocked Aku's strikes. Aku then jumped into the air and dispersed and went into the armor suits. He became hundreds of warriors and they all laughed with insanity.
Me: Boy he sure can laugh alot.
Naruto: Somebody shut him up.
Jessie: Yeah.
Aku then attacked and the Emperor was faring well against them.
The Emperor slashed apart some spearmen Aku.
Emperor: (Blocks some spears) Yah! (Spears hit him) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The attacks kept on coming and they were not letting up.
Archer Aku's were firing arrows and the emperor blocks some arrows but some hit the emperor.
Emperor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Whoa! Now he's mad.
Jack: Come on father.
A Thunderstorm raged as the fight drew to a close. Only one Aku warrior was left. He tried to run away.
Emperor: You will not escape!
The Emperor threw the sword and it hit Aku and sucked him into the blade. The blade turned black and all you could see were Aku's eyes.
The Emperor picked up the sword.
Emperor: Now let the sword forever banish this evil abomination.
He stabbed the Ground and Aku went into the ground.
Aku: I WILL RETTUUUUURRRRNNNNN!
Aku vowed to return one day and finish what he started. Then a huge gnarled tree grew out of the ground.
Me: That did it.
A baby crying was heard and the Emperor found his wife and more women safe and in his wifes arms was a baby. It was little Jack.
Me: Jack you were adorable when you were a baby.
Jack: I sure was. I can't believe I was born on the day Aku attacked. This is a very shocking revelation.
Naruto: That is very coincidental. I was born on October 10th, the day the 9-Tailed Fox destroyed my village.
Jack: You told me about that Naruto. That must've been a very shocking time for you.
Naruto: I don't remember what happened that night because I was only a baby. But it was a terrible event.
Sakura: Yeah. Naruto was treated like an outcast ever since that day.
Jack: I heard about that. Naruto I'm very sorry that happened to you.
Naruto: Thank you Jack.
The Emperor, his wife and little Jack watched from the ruins of his castle.
Emperor: We must learn from this day. We must be prepared should this evil ever return. We must have a plan.
The whole landscape was gnarled and twisted and Aku's tree was there waiting.
Me: And after that horrible day, the events that transpired were set into motion.
Jack: Yes. Aku returned 10 years later after I was born and I had to undergo an intense training plan for 15 years before I could fight Aku.
We saw everything Jack had done over the course of his 15 year training. He trained in Saudi Arabia, Africa, Egypt, Greece, England, Russia, Norway, Tibet and more. Turns out we miscalculated. Jack was born in the year 1,000 A.D. and Jack was teleported 9,000 years into the future 25 years later. We woke up and continued on our quest.
Jack: That was an unusual dream.
Me: That was no dream Jack. It was a vision in the past. We saw everything that happened over the course of history and how Aku's reign of terror came to be. We also saw your training and how you worked hard to get where you're at.
Varie: Yeah. We also saw how you trained hard to get the Sword.
Jack: Yes. I had to work hard as part of a plan father made.
Me: It was very fruitful. It made you strong and into the man you are now.
Jack: That's true.
Lily: So where are we going now?
Me: Who knows? But we'll find out soon.
We continued on our quest.
(CHAPTER 179)
"The Fight For the Future"
50 years had passed since we, the Brave 12 arrived in the future. We have done so many good things for the people of Earth and for people and creatures from many different planets. We restored their hope and many people from around the world have risen up against Aku in a huge rebellion. But their efforts alone would never be enough to face Aku.
As for us things weren't looking good. Aku destroyed all the time portals and our chances of getting back to the past were gone. But we refused to give up and we would find a way to go back. Me and Vince trained everyone including Jack at a vigorous and powerful level over the course of 50 Years. Jack did not age because of the magic that brought him to the future. We were now more powerful than ever before. However as we were training hard, a mysterious cult was training too.
25 years ago, a High Priestess of the Cult gave birth to 7 Daughters.
She got up and was before a statue of Aku.
High Priestess: 7 Daughters to do your bidding Master. They will succeed where so many others have failed and we will find favor in your glory.
The girls were trained rigorously from birth and they were trained for only one purpose: To hunt us down and kill us. There was one among them that was always distracted and loved everything and that was Ashi, the eldest of the seven. She loved the world and everything in it.
High Priestess: Bask in the glory of what our master has created. Admire its beauty but know that the Brave 12 are out there leaving a wake of devastation wherever they go. That's why my sweet Ashi, the Daughters of Aku must stay focused. Never relent, Always attack.
After 25 years of intense training, the Daughters stood before their mother.
High Priestess: Your training is complete. Go! KILL!
The Daughters of Aku donned their masks.
High Priestess: You are 7, but now you wear the face of one. One purpose for which you were born: to kill the Brave 12!
The Daughters of Aku were now coming for us.
As we were walking on the path in the forest towards Aku's Castle ready to take the Final fight to him I sensed something.
Me: (Gasp) I sense something coming.
Jack: What is it?
Me: I sense 7 energy signals closing fast.
Naruto: I can feel them too. Whoever they are they are really strong.
Me: Let me see if I can make them out.
I concentrate and I saw the Daughters of Aku heading towards us.
Me: Oh no. We got 7 female warriors heading right at us.
Laney: I feel it.
Lily: Me too. They're really strong.
Jessie: Whoever they are they were trained from a young age to kill us.
Me: Stand ready team. Whoever they are they picked the wrong people to fight.
We saw 7 figures coming. It was the Daughters of Aku.
Me: Here they come.
Vince: Be ready for anything guys. One thing is for sure, these girls won't stop until they kill us.
The girls drew their weapons and we engaged them in a powerful fight and tied them up.
Ashi: Untie us so we can kill you!
Me: No. Lets see who you all are.
We take off their masks and gasp.
Me: You're all human like us.
Ashi: We were sent to kill you for destroying our masters land!
Naruto: Aku sent you?
Ashi: No. Our mother the High Priestess sent us.
Jack: I had a feeling that the Women of Aku were behind all this.
Laney: Me too. You girls were lied to.
Me: We are not destroying this world. We are saving it.
Ashi: Lies! We were told that you were killing everything.
Me: It's not a lie. We have done so much for this world that it's unbelieveable. [A butterfly comes onto my hand and I admire its beauty and let it go] We would never endanger anything. We have helped so many people around Earth and more.
The girls saw how I handle the butterfly and were touched.
Jack: Yes. Our deeds were recognized by many on Earth. We have helped many that were under the tyranny and oppression of Aku.
Me: If you girls need proof we are more than happy to show you all.
Ashi: We... We would like that.
Me: I take it you know who we are.
Ashi: Yes.
Me: We never got your names.
Ashi: I'm Ashi and these are my sisters.
Ami: I'm Ami.
Avi: I'm Avi.
Ara: I'm Ara.
Aki: I'm Aki.
Ana: I'm Ana.
Asia: And I'm Asia.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Lets go to our first stop. But first untie them.
We cut them free and I use Instant Transmission to take us to our first stop: The Dogs Archaeological Site.
Avi: Where are we?
Me: We are at the Archaeological Site of the Dogs.
Rothy: (British Accent) J.D. and the Brave 12 old chaps!
We saw Rothy and his crew.
Me: Rothy its been a while.
Rothy: That it has dear friends.
Me: Girls this is Sir Colon Bartholomew Montgomery Rothchild III. He likes to be called Rothy. We helped his Archaeological Excavation site by freeing all his friends and crew who were enslaved by Aku. They were forced to dig up precious gems for Aku and it put their excavation on hold.
Jack: Yes. They were the first ever people we helped out.
Rothy: That's right and we are forever indebted to the Brave 12.
Ana: That's amazing. How did you all do it?
Varie: We rallied up the dogs and got them together and did a powerful speech that made them stop digging for Aku.
Rothy: Yes and now we stand together against Aku and we will answer the call should we ever be needed to help fight him.
Me: Yes. But this was just the beginning girls. We still have much more to show you.
We beam into the forest of the Woolies and we were greeted by a Woolie.
Woolie: Brave 12 it's good to see you all again.
Me: You too. Girls these are the Woolies. We helped them 50 years ago. They were enslaved by little creatures called the Chritchellites and we risked our lives to free them.
Woolie: The Brave 12 arrived and they risked their lives to save ours. Now we stand ready to fight against Aku for when the time comes.
Me: Yes. Saving the Woolies from the tyrannical Chritchellites was our 2nd accomplishment.
Avi: Amazing.
Jack: Yes. The Woolies are amazing friends.
Me: We still have more to show you.
We go into the forest and we found the astronauts working some more on their habitat. It was much bigger than what it was back 50 years ago.
The Astronauts saw us.
Frederick: (German Accent) Brave 12!
Me: Hey Frederick.
We hug.
Frederick: It is good to see you all again. What brings you all here?
Naruto: We are showing Ashi and her sisters here the accomplishments we did in the war against the tyranny of Aku.
Me: These astronauts were building a habitat and an escape rocket to go back to their home. 50 Years ago we had to help them get through a powerful blockade in the voids of Space. Our plan was to be in the rocket pod to go back to Jack's time when they went into Faster-Than-Light Travel but when the robots in the blockade formed a powerful superlaser cannon we had to stop it at any cost. So we sacrificed our escape to the past to save the Astronauts.
Frederick: Yes. It was an act of immense selflessness.
Me: Yeah.
Frederick: We've been forever indebted to the Brave 12 ever since that day and we now stand ready to fight Aku should the need arise.
Me: Yes. [To Ashi] We have more to show you all.
We go into the forest where we helped the monks.
Arrows were fired at us and we hid behind the trees.
Monk: If you are one of Aku's minions, we suggest you run. If you are another, then reveal yourself.
Me: It's all right.
We came out.
Monk: Brave 12. It is good to see you all again friends.
Me: You too. We are showing Ashi and her sisters here the accomplishments we have done over the years.
Ashi: Yes. We are now starting to believe it.
The monks lead us to their home. It was a bunch of houses on a tall mountain.
Me: Wow! You guys have sure been busy over the last 50 years.
Monk: Yes. None of this would be possible if it wasn't for all of you.
A statue of us was made to commemorate our heroic deeds.
Monk: [To Ashi and her Sisters] We were cursed. Bound to guard a magical portal. That's when the Brave 12 arrived. They were able to defeat us but instead of using it to fulfill their quest, they freed us. An act of unmeasurable sacrifice. We found out there that the curse was of Aku's doing. We now stand against Aku should we ever be needed to help the Brave 12.
Me: Yes. Everyone that we have helped is now forming a huge rebellion against Aku.
Later we showed Ashi and her sisters everything we have accomplished and now the time has come.
Me: The time is now upon us. It's time to take back our planet and finish Aku for good.
Jack: Yes. How are we gonna do it?
We gathered everyone that we all helped together and revealed what we're gonna do and we set out to Aku's Castle. Aku was getting up out of bed and he got ready for another boring day of ruling.
We arrived and saw Aku's Castle. Ashi and her sisters were now in different clothes that were one of each color of the rainbow for each of them.
Me: There it is. Lets give him a rude awakening. [Cups hands to the side] KA! ME! HA! ME! HAAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha Wave and it completely obliterated Aku's Castle in a huge fiery explosion.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Vince: Nice shot partner.
Me: Thanks. Lets wait.
Aku got up and he saw that his Castle was completely destroyed.
Aku: Who dares destroy my castle!?
Me: CHARGE!
We ran and the battle that will decide the Fate of the Universe has begun. I go Super Angel 3, Vince goes Super Angel 4 and Varie and Laney go Super Angel 2. Lincoln went Super Angel and Naruto went Kitsune Hanyou Angel. We all hit Aku with everything we got big and small. We fired energy blasts, arrows, bombs and more. We slash him with our weapons and had his chances of attacking numbered. It was an explosive and relentless onslaught.
Me: This is for killing innocent people.
SLASH!
Aku: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Naruto: This is for enslaving everyone!
POW! SLASH!
We were all destroying Aku until he was the same size as a regular human and I slap him in the back of the head and time portal rings flew out of his mouth.
Me: This is our chance!
We dive into the portal and Ashi and her sisters went with us.
Aku realized that he had been tricked.
Aku: Oh no!
We were traveling through time into the past.
Me: Mission Accomplished everyone!
We cheered wildly.
Past - 1,025 A.D.
Aku: You may have beaten me now but I will destroy you in the future.
Jack: There is no future for you Aku.
Aku: I disagree.
He then used his time portal spell.
Jack: What trickery is this?
The portal sent Jack into the future.
Aku got up.
Aku: Do not worry Samurai. You will see me again. But next time you will not be so fortunate.
10 Seconds after Jack was sent into the future, we arrived.
Aku was shocked.
Aku: You're back already!?
Jack: YAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Jack slashed apart Aku and he sucked him into the sword.
Jack: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jack stabbed the Castle and it began to destablize and we got outside and the whole castle exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: That did it! Go to the Netherworld Aku and stay there!
Jack: It is done.
Me: Yes. Aku is now dead after many eons of pain, death, destruction and suffering and his reign of terror has now finally come to an end. We did it guys! Mission Accomplished!
We cheered wildly.
Jack: I am forever grateful to all of you J.D.
Me: It was no problem Jack. We're glad we could help you.
Lisa: Affirmative. This all has turned out to be one magnificent adventure for all of us.
I use my powers to make the world from the future we went to part of our world. Aku's death was felt throughout the world and the Universe like wildfire and everything that his evil did was completely erased from existence forever. Ashi and her sisters were not affected because of a powerful Sealing Jutsu I put on them that made them immune to the Temporal Change. Days later we saw Jack and Ashi get married and we were guests at their wedding. We were so happy for Jack and Ashi and they were officially married.
Me: Congratulations Lord Jack and Lady Ashi.
Jack: We can't thank you all enough J.D. This was an amazing adventure for all of us.
Me: I agree. Being thousands of years into the future has taught us all a great deal and we all worked together and took down Aku for good and destroyed his reign of terror.
Ashi: I can agree.
Me: We have to go home to our own time. But maybe we'll find you in our books.
Jack: Yes. Thank you again J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure.
I open up a portal and we all head back home to our time in 2017. The simulation ended. We go into the living room and rested.
Me: (Exhales) What an adventure.
Vince: You said it partner.
Varie: Yeah but it's good to be back home.
Lincoln: You said it.
Lori and the other siblings came in.
Lori: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: It was an amazing adventure. We are exhausted.
Laney: We were thousands of years into the future helping Jack get back to his time in the past and it was an adventure worth remembering.
Lily: Yeah.
Suddenly a book appeared on the Coffee Table.
Me: What's this?
I pick up the book and the title was "The 12 Warriors - The Chronicles of the Brave 12"
Me: "The 12 Warriors - The Chronicles of the Brave 12"? So Jack wrote a book about our adventures.
Luna: Lets read it dudes.
I read the book to everyone and it was an awesome memoir of our adventures thousands of years into the future and how we have done a great adventure and destroyed Aku.
After 3 long days we got to the end.
Me: "After the destruction of Aku, the world was finally free of his oppression and the greatest day came for me when me and Ashi got married and my friends of the Brave 12 were at our wedding. In time we had a magnificent family and our kingdom prospered under an Aku-free land full of life." The end. This book is dedicated to the bravery and valor of my friends J.D. Knudson, Varie Knudson, Vince Pusateri, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Sakura Haruno, Fu, Jessie Bannon, and Lincoln, Laney, Lisa and Lily Loud - with blessings Samurai Jack, Ashi and family.
Lincoln: That is an amazing book and dedication.
Lori: That is an amazing adventure guys.
Bobby was there with us.
Bobby: It sure sounds like it babe.
Carol: That is an amazing adventure. I'm so happy for Jack and Ashi.
Me: Me too Carol. That was an adventure we'll never forget. We not only helped Jack get back to the past but we also saved the entire Universe from Total Destruction.
Jessie: Yes. Aku is now gone and his reign of terror has been silenced forever.
Fu: It sure has.
Sakura: This was an adventure worth bragging about.
Me: Yeah. But we don't want to brag too much.
Lola: That's true. But we're glad you all had fun.
Lana: Me too.
Penny: That must've been really neat.
Rita: It sure was.
We went to the kitchen and grabbed some lunch.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and absolutely amazed.
Nico: Wow! So that's how you guys became the Brave 12 and you guys did so much all over the world when Aku was unleashing his reign of terror.
Varie: Yeah that was one of our most amazing series of adventures ever.
Qin: That is incredible.
Himiko: Wow!
Tsuyu: That's amazing! And Jack, Ashi you went through so much.
Ashi: Yeah we sure have.
Aya: Me and my sisters all have. We never knew that Jack and the Brave 12 did so much.
Laney: We went through a lot of hardships in that time too and we did a lot to bring back everyone's hope and take back the planet.
Varie: Yeah it was awesome.
Me: It was one of the best adventures we've done.
Sunny Starscout: That is amazing!
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is and it's incredible that J.D. and his team did all that back then too.
Me: And that was back in the old days. But it was one of the most unforgettable chapters in our teams history.
Nico: However, the clone that I made turned out not to be like Kaito at all.
Maria: (groans) Don't tell me he's evil!
Nico: What? No! The clone isn't evil! But while the clone is still on the side of good, he's also more serious.
Me: Ah he's leading them like you do now.
Nico: Exactly.
Qin: Neat.
Laney: That is good.
Maria: When we meet the Dino Fury Rangers, we're definitely making Shadow Clones of them so they become the Cosmic Fury team.
Nico: Like I said, one way or another, we're recruiting Zayto and the others to the team before the year ends.
Me: Awesome! Cornelia is really looking forward to having a big day mission with them soon.
Laney: She sure is.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: I have a feeling we'll be facing the Void Knight and Void Queen.
Nico: Me too.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: If Aku comes back, we probably need to Black Gate him.
Me: Oh believe me Nico he is DEFINITELY getting the Black Gates if he ever comes back.
Varie: For sure.
Me: He was the ultimate force of pure evil. The gods Odin, Ra and Vishnu destroyed much of him eons ago and he landed on the Earth millions of years ago.
Ashi: Yeah he sure did.
Zarya: But it's horrible that Aku is that evil.
Me: I know.
Camie: Yeah. Aku was pure evil personified.
Himiko: Can you guys remind us who Aku was?
Me: Sure. He was the main archnemesis of Jack because of the sword he has.
Samurai Jack: That's right. The sword I have was made by the Strength and Power of The Human Spirit and Righteousness.
Me: It was made by the power of Odin, Ra and Vishnu.
I told them all about Aku.
Aku is the main antagonist of the series Samurai Jack. Born from The Black Mass of Darkness, Aku was an evil, shape-shifting demon who took over the world and ruled it for countless eons, the arch-nemesis of Samurai Jack and the biological father of Ashi and her twin sisters. Throughout seasons 1-4, Aku was voiced by Mako, but due to his death in 2006, Aku was voiced by Greg Baldwin in Season 5.
Aku constantly antagonized Samurai Jack: he often attacked him when he was weak, and other times defended himself from Jack's own gambits. Prior to Ashi sending Jack back in time to vanquish Aku's past self, the two seem doomed never to defeat each other, and while Jack had beaten Aku on numerous occasions, Aku merely transformed into a creature, retreated, and usually called out a taunt over his shoulder. Aku was entirely aware of his inability to defeat Jack and even lamp-shaded that in "Episode XLVIII: Jack versus Aku", which eventually discouraged him from fighting Jack further. Aku could have been considered the Deuteragonist of the series as a whole (albeit a rare, villainous one), as while Ashi became that in Season 5. Aku had the most focus in the narrative besides Jack.
While he's usually presented as a serious and threatening foe, Aku was also a source of comedy in the show, due to his outrageous design and sometimes wise-guy behavior, that was supported by Mako's over the top voice-acting.
Aku means "Evil" in Japanese. It is written as "悪" in Kanji. The kanji can also be pronounced as "Waru".
In Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time, Aku made a last ditch attempt effort to save his existence and secure his rule in the future.
Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless, mindless entity of evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon by three deities, each one originating from Norse, Egyptian, and Hindu mythologies: Odin (the father of Thor), Ra (the Sun God), and Rama (the seventh avatar of Vishnu the preserver). The three deities fought a fierce battle against the black mass and burned the entity almost completely out of existence with their divine power. However, during the battle, one small fragment of the entity was incidentally cut from the whole by Odin and was never burned away.
Unnoticed by the three deities, that seemingly small fragment floated away from the site of the battle and drifted through space for an untold amount of time, until it eventually, and violently, crashed on Earth during the Cretaceous Period in the Mesozoic Era. It was implied that the fragment of the black mass is the very object that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, although the crash occurred in prehistoric Japan as opposed to the Yucatán Peninsula by a massive asteroid.
Over eons, the fragment evolved into an ever-growing ominous forest of black tree-like spikes, which surrounded a tar-like pit at its center, that devoured any living thing that dared to enter. Eventually, the forest grew so large that The Emperor (Jack's father) decided to kill the evil at its source. After he was armed with a poison elixir that was given to him by a Buddhist Monk, the Emperor, with his cavalry, rode into the forest. As they rode, the forest began to gradually kill off the Emperor's men and left the Emperor himself as the only survivor. Once he arrived at a black lake in the forest's center, the Emperor doused one of his arrows into the elixir that he was given and fired it into the black lake, with him believing that it would destroy the evil forest.
Unexpectedly, the poison arrow's magic had the unforeseen effect of galvanizing the evil mass into a humanoid form: it gave it intelligence, sentience, and shape-shifting abilities. This entity proclaimed itself with the name of Aku and thanked the Emperor for inadvertently helping him. The Emperor then attacked Aku, but with nothing more than his mundane and mortal weapons, he couldn't inflict any harm upon Aku. Aku then easily defeated the Emperor and strapped him to the side of a tree so that he could watch as Aku began destroying his kingdom and slaughtering his people.
However, the Deities, after they sensed the good in the Emperor, summoned him with the aid of Odin's horse, Sleipnir. After the Deities took the good from inside the Emperor, they then used their powers in creating an Enchanted Sword that was capable of harming Aku. After he was armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, the Emperor plunged into battle against Aku. In the end, the Emperor was victorious and imprisoned Aku into the devastated wasteland in the form of a jagged black tree. As he was sealed away, Aku vowed that he would one day return. During the battle, The Empress gave birth to a son. After he was determined to learn from the catastrophe, and was aware that Aku would indeed one day return, the Emperor hatched a plan while orchestrating the events that would set Jack on his eventual years of training.
Return
Eight years later, during a solar eclipse, the seal that the Emperor placed on him broke and Aku was released. Aku's first target was the village of the Emperor who sealed him away eight years prior. In a castle, Jack was a young child and his father told him the tale of how he defeated Aku. After the story was done, Jack was left alone, and played with a toy sword. Suddenly, the castle was covered in Aku's shadow. Aku then unleashed a vicious attack on the village. The Emperor then attempted to grab the sword, but Aku captured him before he could reach it. The Emperor told the Empress that it was time to enact the plan they had prepared for. Following the plan, Jack's mother escaped with Jack and the sword. Jack then started on a journey to prepare him both physically and mentally for his confrontation against Aku.
Many years later, a formidably trained Jack returned to find his land devastated and his people, including his father, enslaved: they were forced to harvest the rich resources of their land for Aku so the demon could increase his powers and spread his evil across the entire planet. After he was filled with righteous wrath, Jack quickly slew the Minions of Aku and then went to Aku's Castle to slay him. After a vicious battle, Jack eventually overpowered Aku. However, before Jack could finish Aku off, a desperate Aku then tore open a time portal and flung Jack into the distant future, a future in which Aku was certain that his evil would be spread out all over the world.
The Future
Unknown millennia passed before Jack reappeared into the future. During that time, Aku managed to terrorize or subjugate a majority of the entire world and declared himself the undisputed ruler of Earth. Although he began with demonic servants to carry out his will, Aku later became enamored with mechanical ones since his demonic servants couldn't carry out his tasks fast enough. Aku then recruited a council of Mad Scientists into creating the X-Model. All except X-49 were eventually destroyed before the next generation of Aku's Army was developed: the Beetle Drones. Successors to the X-Models, the Beetle Drones became the model for a series of insect-themed robots which served Aku well into the height of his power and were his standard henchmen.
Hungry for more power, Aku established Earth as a space-faring world and opened his ports to surrounding galaxies in order to plunder or conquer worlds beyond as well. The influx of aliens, who ranged from enslaved species to rough immigrants, transformed Earth into a hodge-podge of dystopian societies that were primarily run by tyrants or gangs. The few bastions for peace and hope typically remained out of Aku's wide field of vision. During Jack's revelation to Ashi, he showed her how Aku had apparently spread the word throughout the universe that criminals were welcomed on Earth, which had made it a safe haven for some of the worst scum in existence. They, in some cases, had decimated occupied settlements that were inhabited by innocent, helpless residents without any scruples. Corrupted agents also made the lives of countless citizens worthless under Aku's regime. Unsavory establishments such as the Dome of Doom and Creature Combat Club were common in the world under Aku.
Aku initially had a habit of watching Jack from afar and stewed over his inability to kill him. Aku used any opportunity to destroy Jack, whether through unleashing his minion armies, hiring bounty hunters, using mystical weapons, clever traps, simple trickery, and other methods in an unending struggle.
Despite being highly feared, hated, and despised by almost all sentient beings in the world or the universe, some beings worshiped Aku as a divine figure.
During his last encounter with Jack, Aku managed to stop him from jumping through the last known time portal and then subsequently destroyed it. Aku then revealed to Jack that he had destroyed all the other Time Portals in existence, which ostensibly ended Jack's quest to return to the past, which also inadvertently broke the seal that Jack placed on Mad Jack. After he reveled in Jack's anger, Aku fled the scene after he transformed three baby goats into monsters, which Jack then butchered in his rage. Immediately after that encounter with Aku, Jack lost his sword, but, as Aku had left moments before, he didn't witness this event.
50 Years in the Future
After he destroyed the last known time portal and eliminated Jack's ability to return to his own time, Aku decided to stop confronting Jack personally. Instead, Aku then continued to send bounty hunters after Jack while he simply waited for him to die of old age and believed that his victory would be assured. However, it later became apparent that Jack's initial time-traveling had halted his natural aging process: it eternally left him at the same biological age as when Aku first sent him into the future. This discovery scuttled Aku's plan and left him at somewhat of a loss as to what to do about his seemingly ageless foe. Ironically, despite Aku's fear of confronting him, Jack never manage to recover his lost sword, which rendered the samurai helpless against any potential attack by Aku. Because Aku had given up attempting to defeat Jack personally, he did not discover that Jack had lost his sword, and none of the bounty hunters who encountered Jack ever managed to report back to Aku alive. Somewhat oddly, though Aku never discovered that Jack had lost his sword, he did somehow learn Jack had grown a beard. During that time, Aku also came to realize, much to his annoyance, that stories of Jack's experiences began to inspire relatively widespread rebellion against him. Frightened of encountering Jack, Aku could do little personally to stop the uprisings and fell into something of a depression. Trapped in an eternal stalemate with Jack, Aku began to develop a degree of apathy even towards his tyrannical rule. He even began to see a Therapistin a sense, split himself into two entities, and talked with himself.
At one point, long after his last encounter with Jack, Aku's Castle was attacked by a large military force, which included an army of Scotswomen who were led by their father, The Scotsman. After he hoped to shake himself out of his boredom, Aku then nonchalantly destroyed most of the Rebel Army himself. After he simply flattened most of his enemies by rolling over them in the form of a giant black sphere, Aku then prepared to destroy the group of Scotswomen, who had been instructed to flee by their father. However, before he could do so, Aku was then confronted by the Scotsman. Hoping to distract Aku, the Scotsman mocked him incessantly for being scared of Jack and consequently losing much of his fearsome reputation. After he endured the Scotsman's taunts for a short time, Aku then incinerated the Scotsman with his eye-beams. However, Aku then quickly became unhappy again due to the Scotsman mentioning Jack, returned to his castle, forgot to kill the Scotsman's Daughters, and missed the Scotsman's return as a ghost. Aku also later received a phone call from the severed head of the assassin, Scaramouche, who learned that Jack's sword was missing and hoped to inform Aku. However, random circumstance and Scaramouche's undiplomatic nature conspired to prevent Aku from learning of Jack's plight.
Eventually, however, Scaramouche managed to reach Aku and reported the status of Jack's sword: unknown to Scaramouche, that the information arrived too late. After Scaramouche told him, Aku then angrily pushed down hard on Scaramouche's head and asked him if he was sure. Excited with the news, an immediately reinvigorated Aku confronted Jack for the first time in decades with a full-bodied Scaramouche, only to discover that Jack had already recovered his sword. After he destroyed Scaramouche in anger, Aku casually attempted to leave the area until he noticed a familiar smell that came from Jack's companion, Ashi. After he suddenly remembered the time that he had visited the Cult of Aku and offered them some of his essence, Aku quickly deduced that Ashi was his biological daughter and then used the essence inside her to control her into fighting Jack. Aku casually remarked to a giant robot corpse how his (last remaining) daughter had fallen in love and run off with his mortal enemy. After he was already bored with Jack's attempt to free her, Aku then simply tossed the robot onto them before he possesses Ashi with a new bodysuit in his likeness. When Jack couldn't bring himself to kill Ashi and surrendered, Aku then ordered Ashi to stand down, claimed Jack's Sword for himself, and relished in his victory..
Demise
In the Series Finale, Aku captured Jack, stole his sword, broadcasted his victory to everyone in the world, if not the universe, and, once again, relished in his victory. Aku then prepared to kill Jack in front of the whole universe, but was confused as to how he should kill him. After a period of indecision, Aku decided that it was best for Ashi to kill Jack. As Ashi prepared to kill Jack, all of Jack's allies soon arrived and fought Aku and his forces in a grand-scale battle while Jack dealt with the possessed Ashi.
Aku found amusement in the army's attempts to save Jack: while they may have been able to fight off Aku's forces, Aku himself was nearly untouchable. Eventually, Ashi freed herself of Aku's possession because of Jack's love for her, but also retained his powers. After Ashi realized that, she quickly took Jack's Sword back, and, before Aku could stop them, she warped Jack and herself back to the past with her own time portal. The last time that the Future Aku was seen he uttered his last words: "Oh no..." with an extremely worried look on his face and knew that his end would soon come.
In the past, the events of the first episode played out: Jack had just defeated and weakened the Past Aku, who promised that he would destroy Jack in the future, opened up a time portal, and sent Jack into the future. However, Past Aku was soon caught off guard when Jack and Ashi arrived in the same spot where he was cast in the future, ten seconds after it happened, which confused the Past Aku as to how Jack was "back already" and was unaware that the Jack who stood in front of him had spent fifty years searching for a way back to the past. Jack then rushed at Past Aku and attacked him without mercy.
Jack made short work of the weakened the Past Aku, and sealed him inside his katana again. That time, however, Jack used his sword to destroy the Past Aku once and for all: Jack plunged his sword with the Past Aku still inside into the ground, which then caused the Past Aku's Castle to explode, took Past Aku with it, which prevented the rise of Aku and spared both space and time, the past, present and future and the universe from his tyranny forever.
Legacy
Tragically, since Ashi was Aku's Daughter, Ashi "passed away" before she and Jack were married. This may or may not have happened to anyone and potentially everyone else from the future, as Aku's long-term conquest had shaped all their lives in some way or another; if they did exist in the new timeline, most would be very different people living in likewise radically, albeit positively, altered circumstances. Despite these implications, Aku's destruction meant that all the evil that he had inflicted was undone, thus sparing future generations from life under his tyranny.
Ironically, it was shown that Aku still, albeit indirectly, was capable of hurting Jack emotionally when his past destruction affected Ashi's existence since she was his daughter.
Battle Through Time
In a desperate, last-minute attempt to prevent his destruction at the samurai's hand, Aku transports Jack into a time pocket, a rift of time and space that is not affected by the main timeline and under the demon's complete control, forcing Jack to relive many of the challenges he has faced before in familiar locations. Aku also corrupted the royal family's kamon crests with his black magic and scattered them throughout the world.
Fighting through various robots, demons, and bounty hunters, as well as Ashi and her sisters again, Jack cuts through the remains of Aku's armies with the aid of Scotsman and his daughters, Da Samurai, and Sir Rothchild and engages in a final showdown with his hated nemesis within his fortress.
Finally defeating Aku, the rift of time the demon created begins to fade away as the portal back to Ashi and the past opens back up for Jack. Expressing disbelief that his final plans have failed, Aku refused to accept defeat just before Jack delivers the final blow,
After Aku's defeat, the time pocket collapses on him and Jack slices through him. Jack is reunited with Ashi as both are transported back to the past where Jack finally destroys Aku, alongside his fortress, undoing all his evil in the future. It is unclear whether the future Aku's onscreen defeat before the final time-jump actually killed him in the same capacity as his past demise, but if not, the alternate ending where the future is not erased would imply that he is now permanently trapped in his own created pocket dimension.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified.
Camie: Oh man! He is pure evil!
Sakura Valencia: Yeah no kidding! He is beyond pure evil!
Sirius: He is the ultimate monster.
Qin: We were all shocked about it ourselves.
Applejack: Yeah no kidding there.
Nico: But I'm just glad Ashi turned out alright.
Ashi: I am too.
Samurai Jack: Same here.
Me: We all are. But that was one of the most epic adventures we've ever had.
Nico: And all this happened back in the old days.
Eli: That was an awesome adventure.
Fu: It sure was. One of the most awesome and amazing adventures ever.
Laney: Yep. So unforgettable.
But then a web hit me in my face!
Me: Ew!
I pulled it off.
Me: YUCK!
Nico: I hope Spidey's aim isn't getting lousy.
Eli: No it came from that!
We saw a black version of Spidermonkey! It was Another Spidermonkey!
Nico: Whoa Another Spidermonkey!
Qin: That was a clever shot though.
Another Spidermonkey: (In a girls voice) (Austrian Accent) Ach it was ja.
Me: I had a feeling it was you. Hilda von Scratchansniff.
Another Spidermonkey: Ja. Und it's good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: Are you related to…
Another Spidermonkey: Ja. I am ze daughter of Dr. Otto von Scratchansniff.
Nico: Wow! We didn't know he had a child.
Me: And she is an awesome Zoologist. She knows all about animals.
Fluttershy: Oh that is really amazing.
Another Spidermonkey: Und I'm really proud of mein job.
Albedo turned into Negative Spidermonkey.
Negative Spidermonkey: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Spidermonkey: He promised to turn me into a doctor of all ze professions.
Me: That is virtually impossible for many. You would have to be in many places all at once in college for that to happen or be born with a really massive and high IQ like Lisa here.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. That is a very true and very well deduced fact.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: But we can gladly do that for you with Lisa's help and our chief scientists.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this though. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!)
Nico: PYRI FIRE WINGS BURN!
(CODA THEME OF DARK PHOENIX PLAYS)
Nico turned into FIREWING 🔥!
Nico: (takes out Roman Godwin's Ridewatch) Time to fight spider with spider!
Nico activated it.
(WE MAY NEVER LOVE LIKE THIS AGAIN BY MAUREEN MCGOVERN PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RED FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HIM)
We may never love like this again
Don't stop the flow
We can't let go
We may never love like this again
And touch the sky
Now we may try
So while we here
Let's give up all
We listed the dreams inside us
And set them free
Oh, while we here
Let's live a mark
There's a candle in the dark
It's here to guide us
We may never love like this again
But through the days
Beyond the highs
I'll see you
Reaching out to hold me
I don't know just
Where or when
Still I'm sure
We'll love again, we'll love again
We'll love again (we may never love like this again)
We'll love again (we may never love like this again)
We'll love again (we may never love like this again)
We'll love again (we may never love like this again)
Nico fired waves of red flames and they hit Another Spidermonkey and smashed her down.
Me: That was great Nico! That song was from 1974.
Nico: Thanks.
Qin: That was from The Towering Inferno.
Laney: Yep.
Me: Now here's one for the Terrible Tudors. So the Histeria Club will sing this one.
Nico: Cool.
I activated the Ridewatch for Carly Atlas.
Me: Hit it guys!
(THE TALE OF THE TERRIBLE TUDORS PLAYS)
Histeria Club:
Oh listen, ye all to a tale that's true
When the War of the Roses tore England in two
King Richard III one fateful day
Fought Henry Tudor in a brutal fray
For poor King Richard life grew worse
He lost his kingdom for want of a horse
Henry VII was then made king
To Elizabeth of York he offered his ring
She said
I do! Let's give it a fling!
Verse 2: Loud Kiddington & CMB, Girls, World's Oldest Woman, Pepper Mills:
This union again made England one
The couple was blessed with a healthy son
Young Henry grew up in Catherine's home
When his father passed on he ascended the throne
Henry VIII took a wife from Spain
Catherine Aragon was her name
She bore him a daughter a cute little one
But to keep the throne he needed a son
Back then, that's how things were done
For girls, it really wasn't much fun
Verse 3: Kid Chorus, Miss Information:
Their rocky marriage couldn't get worse
But the pope refused to grant a divorce
So Henry started a church of his own
He got his divorce and stayed on the throne
Then Henry VIII wed Anne Boleyn
His former wifey's handmaiden
Anne gave birth to Elizabeth
But with no male kin, well you do the math!
Verse 4: Kid Chorus, Charity Bazaar, Boys, Toast:
Poor Anne Boleyn, she lost her head
So once again, King Henry wed
Jane Seymour gave to him a prince
But poor ol' Jane hasn't woken up since
So for a while, our Henry grieves
Then he marries Anne of Cleves
Anne came from fine German stock
She had a face that could stop a clock!
Kid Chorus, Girls, World's Oldest Woman:
Their marriage was cancelled in less than a year
His fifth wife, Catherine Howard, was dear
But Henry found out that her love was not true
He gave her the axe, what's a fella to do?
So after five, came wife number six
Catherine Parr is who Henry picks
He promised her he would do her no harm
So six wives proved to be the charm!
Verse 6: Kid Chorus, Froggo:
Henry gained pound right after pound
'Til he needed machinery to move him around
He weighed about a quarter ton
'Cause he couldn't resist a sticky bun
In fifteen-hundred forty-seven
Henry VII went off to heaven
Or maybe for his dirty tricks
To H-E-double hockey sticks!
Kid Chorus, World's Oldest Woman, Mary Tudor:
His young son Edward was only ten
When he took the English throne but then
Poor Edward died by age fifteen
His reign was followed by a queen
Jane Grey ruled for just nine days
She lost her head, to coin a phrase!
Mary Tudor was next in line
The British throne is mine, mine, mine!
Kid Chorus, Joan of Arc & Pepper Mills, World's Oldest Woman:
Mary had strength, she took no flack
She brought the Catholic church right back!
At forty-two Mary met her death
Then along came queen Elizabeth
She was loved by her people and made England strong
She had a few boyfriends, they didn't last long
The Elizabethan age was just and fair
But Elizabeth never gave birth to an heir
{Verse 9: Kid Chorus, Boys, Girls, Loud}
And so we sing our last refrain
The end finally came to the Tudor's reign
Elizabeth died in 1603
The end of the Tudors' family tree
The end of the Tudors
There can be no disputers
The end of the Tudors' family tree…
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!
Timber!
I had orange flames swirling around me and I fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Nico: YEAH! Love that song.
Me: I do too. It was cool. It's hard to imagine that the Tudor Dynasty was like that over 500 years ago.
Kaito: (gets out Megaranger gear) Our turn now!
Zocks: (gets out Gingaman gear) Time to go ape on her!
Nico: YEAH!
Kaito got a Spiral Saber and Zocks got a Quasar Saber and Launcher!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: And by Ape, I mean Dark Signer power. (ACTIVATES DEVACK'S RIDEWATCH) My mother hates this song.
(THE WITCH DOCTOR BY RUGRATS PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS YELLOW FLAMES SWIRL AROUND ME)
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
You want to learn something
That I can teach you.
You want to know a
Secret that I swear is true.
Monkeys, we have more fun than
Humans ever do.
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
We learn to climb and swing
Before we learn to run.
We like to party and there is
Room for everyone
Come join us if you really want
To have some fun
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
You never see us tired 'cause we're way too smart for workin'. A monkey knows a lot more than a man. We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas. Don't you know we never need a plan?
We never worry we just Eat and sleep and play. That's how we make the most of Each and every day. If you want to be a monkey, Then this is what you say!
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Humans always seem to have their facts a little twisted,
And think that monkeys belong in a tree.
But if you could look at the life in the same way the monkeys see it,
Maybe you'd be over here with me.
I danced and fired waves of yellow flames and they formed into monkeys and burned Another Spidermonkey all over the place.
Sougo: (gets out OOO Ridewatch) Time to fight animals with animals!
Armor Time! (Drum beat mixed with Tatoba Combo's ending song) Taka! Tora! Batta! OOO
Geiz: (gets out Meteor Ridewatch) This is perfect considering later's mission.
Armor Time! (Meteor Driver standby music) Meteor, ready? Meteor!
Sougo got OOOArmor while Geiz got MeteorArmor.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: That is cool! Misty would love this one. (ACTIVATES MISTY TREDWELL'S RIDEWATCH)
(PAPEL DE PLATA PLAYS)
I pulled out a flute and played the song as green flames swirled around me and I fired the flames and they formed into Lizards and smashed Another Spidermonkey down.
Nico: Wow! That was awesome!
Laney: I love that song.
Me: Me too. It's perfect for the Dark Signers because of their South American origin.
Lana: It sure is.
Brody: My turn! (Activates Taskmaster's Ridewatch)
(THE HIGHWAYMAN BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Brody: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SWORDS AND STARS SWIRL AROUND HIM)
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor
And the highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The highwayman came riding up to the old inn-door
He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin
A coat of claret velvet and breeches of brown doe-skin
They fitted with never a wrinkle, his boots were up to the thigh
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle
His pistol butts a-twinkle
His rapier hilt a-twinkle under the jewelled sky
And over cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn yard
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter
Bess, the landlord's daughter
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair
"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light
Yet if they press me sharply and harry me through the day
Then look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
He rose upright in the stirrups, he scarce could reach her hand
But she loosened her hair i' the casement, his face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight
Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight
He tugged at his rein in the moonlight and galloped away to the west
He did not come at the dawning, he did not come at noon
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor
A red-coat troop came marching
Marching, marching
King George's men came marching up to the old inn-door
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed
Two of them knelt at the casement with muskets at their side
There was death at every window
Hell at one dark window
For Bess could see through the casement
The road that he would ride
They had tied her up to attention with many a snickering jest
They had bound a musket beside her with the barrel beneath her breast
"Now keep good watch", and they kissed her
She heard the dead man say
"Look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
She twisted her hands behind her, but all the knots held good
But she writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood
They stretched and strained in the darkness and the hours crawled by like years
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight
Cold on the stroke of midnight
The tip of one finger touched it
The trigger, at least, was hers
Tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse's hooves ring clear
Tlot-tlot, in the distance! Were they deaf they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill
The highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The red-coats looked to their priming
She stood up straight and still
Tlot in the frosty silence! Tlot, in the echoing night
Nearer came and nearer, her face was like a light
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, she drew one last deep breath
Then her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shattered the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him with her death
He turned, he spurred to the west, he did not know she stood
Bowed with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood
Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Had watched for her love in the moonlight and died in the darkness there
And back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky
With a white road smoking behind him, and his rapier brandished high
Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon, wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down on the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood on the highway with a bunch of lace at his throat
Still on a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor
A highwayman comes riding
Riding, riding
A highwayman comes riding up to the old inn-door
Brody fired them and smashed Another Spidermonkey all over.
Me: Now for Kalin. (ACTIVATE'S KALIN'S RIDEWATCH)
(COCYTUS BY DANTE'S INFERNO PLAYS)
Blue flames swirled around me and they formed into the frozen giants of legend: Nimbod - Builder of The Tower of Babel, Ephialtes - Man who betrayed Troy by giving them to the Persians, and Antaeus - The Invincible Son of Mother Earth. They went at Another Spidermonkey and smashed her all over the place.
Nico: WHOA! Scary!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Me: But I figured it would fit Kalin.
Another Spidermonkey shot web at Juran, sticking him to the ground.
Juran: (sarcastically) Oh, don't mind me. I'll just stick around here!
Eli got the webbing off him.
Juran: Thanks Eli.
Eli: No problem.
Me: Now for Greiger. (ACTIVATES GREIGER'S RIDEWATCH)
(READY TO GO BY REPUBLICA PLAYS)
I danced as indigo flames swirled around me.
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY)
Ready to go
Ready to go
You're weird, in tears
Too near and too far away
He said, "Saw red"
Went home, stayed in bed all day
Your T-shirts dish dirt
Always love the one you hurt
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops shouting out
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops, shout it out
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops having it
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops shout it out
Shout it out
You sleep too deep
One week is another world
(Big mouth) Big mouth
(Drop out) Drop out
You get what you deserve
You're strange, insane
One thing you can never change
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops shouting out
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops, shout it out
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops having it
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops shout it out
Shout it out
Ready to go
Abused, confused
Always love the one that hurt ya,
Hurt ya, hurt ya, hurt ya
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops shouting out
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops, shout it out
It's a crack, I'm back, yeah,
I'm standing on the rooftops having it
Baby, I'm ready to go
I'm back, I'm ready to go
From the rooftops shout it out
It's a crack
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
Baby, I'm ready to go
I fired waves of indigo fire and it formed into a whale pod and smashed Another Spidermonkey down.
Nico: WHOA! Awesome! Love that song!
Me: Me too! Now for Rex.
Brittney: Mind if I do this one dad?
Me: Go for it Brittney.
Brittney: Awesome! (ACTIVATES REX GOODWIN'S RIDEWATCH)
(APOCALYPSE TOMORROW BY CHARLES EVANS PLAYS)
Brittney danced and purple fire swirled all over her and she fired waves of purple flames and they formed into condors and smashed down Another Spidermonkey.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: That was awesome!
Another Spidermonkey climbed up the wall before shooting webs at us.
We dodged them.
Me: Nice try.
She kept firing at us.
Me: Time to dance. (ACTIVATES VREEDLE BROTHERS RIDEWATCH)
(U CAN'T TOUCH THIS BY M.C. HAMMER PLAYS)
Me: (DANCES AND SINGS DIVINELY AS APPLES AND ENERGY SWIRL AROUND ME)
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you, homeboy
You can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know
You can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics
You can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that
Now you know you wanna dance
So, move outta your seat
And get a fly girl
And catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
Yo, I told you
You can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
You can't touch this
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker
You can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them
Now, they know
You talk about the Hammer
When you're talkin 'bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin'
So pass them a wipe or a tape
To learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The chart's legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word, because, you know
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
"Go with the flow", it is said
If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead
So, wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves
Run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move, slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
(Bump, bump, bump)
Yeah
You can't touch this
Look, man
You can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't
You can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
That Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mic
Now, why would I ever
Stop doing this
With others making records
That just don't hit?
I toured around the world
From London to The Bay
It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah
You can't touch this
I told you
You can't touch this
Too hype, you can't touch this
Yo, we're outta here
You can't touch this
I danced and fired waves of fire and smashed down Another Spidermonkey and smashed him all over.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: ROCK ON! Now for this one. (ACTIVATES SHADE'S RIDEWATCH)
(SUPERSTITION BY STEVIE WONDER PLAYS)
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLS AROUND HIM)
Very superstitious
Writing's on the wall
Very superstitious
Ladder's 'bout to fall
13-month-old baby
Broke the looking glass
Seven years of bad luck
The good things in your past
When you believe in things
That you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeah
Ooh, very superstitious
Wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem
Do all that you can
Keep me in a daydream
Keep me going strong
You don't want to save me
Sad is my song
When you believe in things
You don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeah
Very superstitious
Nothing more to say
Very superstitious
The devil's on his way
13-month-old baby
Broke the looking glass
Seven years of bad luck
Good things in your past
When you believe in things
That you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way
No, no, no
Nico danced and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Nico: YEAH! Love that song!
Me: Stevie Wonder is great.
Another Spidermonkey: Don't you monkey with ze monkey!
Me: Oh you don't know what the monkey can do. (ACTIVATES TAR PIT'S RIDEWATCH)
(WALK THE DINOSAUR BY WAS (NOT WAS) PLAYS)
Me: (DANCING AND SINGING DIVINELY AS TAR SWIRLS AROUND ME)
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar
I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Repeat chorus 2 one time
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I fired waves of tar and smashed her all over and got her sticky.
Nico: YEAH! Love that song!
Negative Spidermonkey climbed the wall Another Spidermonkey was on.
And he fired webs at her.
Nico: YEAH! Nice one!
Eli: This is getting awesome!
Me: Here's one that Hunter's friend Axel taught me. (ACTIVATES YENALDOOSHI'S RIDEWATCH)
(THE WEREWOLF SONG BY VARULVEN PLAYS)
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY IN SWEDISH AS MOONS AND WOLVES SWIRL AROUND ME)
Jungfrun, hon skulle åt stugan gå
Linden darrar i lunden
Så tog hon den vägen åt skogen blå
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Och när som hon kom till skogen blå
Linden darrar i lunden
Där mötte henne en ulv så grå
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Kära ulver du. bit inte mig
Dig vill jag giva min silversärk
Silversärk jag passar ej på
Ditt unga liv och blod måst gå
Kära du ulver bit inte mig
Linden darrar i lunden
Dig vill jag giva min silversko
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Silversko jag passar ej på
Linden darrar i lunden
Ditt unga liv och blod måst gå
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Kära du ulver du, bit inte mig
Dig vill jag giva min guldkrona
Guldkrona jag passar ej på
Ditt unga liv och blod måst gå
Jungfrun hon steg sig så högt i ek
Linden darrar i lunden
Och ulven, han gick ner på backen och skrek
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Ulven, han grafte den ek till rot
Linden darrar i lunden
Jungfrun gav upp ett så hiskeligt rop
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Och ungersven han sadlar sin gångare grå
Linden darrar i lunden
Han red litet fortare än fågeln flög
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Och när som han kom till platsen fram
Linden darrar i lunden
Så fann han ej mer än en blodiger arm
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
Gud trösta Gud bättra mig ungersven
Linden darrar i lunden
Min jungfru är borta min häst är förränd
Ty hon var vid älskogen bunden
I danced and fired waves of moons and fire and smashed her all over.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: That was awesome!
Eli: Now here's one for Nunnally. (ACTIVATES IMITATIA'S RIDEWATCH)
(FADING LIKE A FLOWER BY ROXETTE PLAYS)
Eli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FLOWERS SWIRL AROUND HIM)
In a time
Where the sun descends alone
I ran a long, long way from home
To find a heart that's made of stone
I will try
I just need a little time
To get your face right out of my mind
To see the world through different eyes
Everytime I see you
Oh, I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a flower
Tell me why
When I scream, there's no reply
When I reach out, there's nothing to find
When I sleep, I break down and cry
Cry, yeah
Everytime I see you
Oh, I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a flower
Fading like a rose
Fading like a rose
Beaten by the storm
Talking to myself
Getting washed by the rain
It's such a cold, cold town
Ooh, it's such a cold town
Everytime I see you
Oh, I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a flower
Everytime I see you
Oh, I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a
Everytime I see you
Oh, I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a flower
Everytime you leave the room
I feel I'm fading like a flower
Everytime I see you
Fading like a rose
Everytime you leave the room
Everytime I see you
Eli danced and fired the flowers and smashed her all over.
Maria: Let's keep it up!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: I got one. (ACTIVATES CHEESECROCKER'S RIDEWATCH)
(BEAUTIFUL STRANGER BY MADONNA PLAYS)
Qin: (SINGS DIVINELY AS FIRE AND CHEESE SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Haven't we met?
You're some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I have a taste for danger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful stranger
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumblin' down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singin' this song
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
To love you is to be part of you
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not, so I guess I'll stay
Haven't you heard?
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger
I looked into your face
My heart was dancin' all over the place
I liked to change my point of view
If I could just forget about you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumblin' down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singin' this song to you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
Ta-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Beautiful stranger
She fired waves of fire and cheese and smashed her all over the place.
Brittney: OH YEAH!
Laney: That was awesome!
Lucy: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES KUROGIRI'S RIDEWATCH)
(IT'S A B-MOVIE BY THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER PLAYS)
Lucy Loud: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Watch yourself
Don't fall off of the shelf
You must be the new boys in town
What's that sound?
Is someone movin' round?
Sit down for a spell
You don't look so well
Wait a minute, I feel great
You just leave yourself to fate
You might as well just hang around
It's too late
We've got to operate
Just try to relax
It's a house of wax!
Oh, I remember Frankenstein
Shivers up my spine, wo-oh
I'm for getting out of here
No need to shout, my dear, no-oh
Who will go to the cellar down below?
Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew
And while you're down there Mr. Vincent Price
Will give you good advice
He'll know what to do
You just tell him "Boo!"
He will put the voodoo in the stew
I'm telling you!
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
This is weird
It's much worse than I feared
I'll close my eyes and make it disappear
This is strange
It ain't home on the range
You just tell St. Pete
That you got cold feet
There goes the sun
Here comes the night
Somebody turn on the light
Somebody tell me that fate has been kind
You can't go out
You are out of your mind!
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
It's like a movie
It's a B-movie show
She danced and fired waves of darkness and smashed Another Spidermonkey all over.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Qin: I remember that song. Great choice.
Me: I used to play the drums to that one and it was great.
May: One of these days, we should have a mission for that movie.
Me: That's not a bad idea May.
But then a whip hit Another Spidermonkey and knocked her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to Hilda. She was a blond hair girl with blue clothes and red eyes.
Me: Hilda are you all right?
Hilda von Scratchansniff: (GROANS) Mein gott vat a headache. But ja. I'm all right.
Me: Good.
I picked her up.
Me: But where did that whip come from?
?: From me.
We saw Boom Bloom?
Me: Boom Bloom?
Boom Bloom 2: Sorry about that guys.
Nico: Wait I know that voice. Fay Runnermount.
Fay reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and she had green clothes and a thorn vine whip on her left hip and she had green angel wings.
Fay Runnermount: That was awesome singing you all did and Nico it's great to see you again.
Nico: Same here.
Qin: Fay!
Fay Runnermount: Qin!
They hugged.
Fay Runnermount: Awesome to see you again.
Qin: Same here.
Nico: You got hit with all those attacks from us while still clinging onto the wall.
Hilda von Scratchansniff: Oh ja und it was cool.
Me: Hilda worked with monkeys at the zoo and it was awesome.
Nico: That is perfect though.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: It was cool though.
Fay Runnington: Yeah that was great and awesome.
Brody: What is your favorite memory of Nico?
Fay Runnington: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico were in gardening class and we were planting rare flowers and then we saw a bully hitting a nerd and then I used my plant powers and hung him upside down and I lashed him on his belly with my whip "I am a Stupid Shiteating Nerd-Hating Shit-Faced Bully, Expel Me."
We laughed at that one.
Nico: That was funny.
Fay Runnington: Funny but true and they immediately expelled him for what he was doing.
Nico: Good riddance.
Qin: I remember that. That was so awesome.
Camie: That is cool!
Sunny Starscout: Yeah.
Nico and Fay then hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Fay Runnington: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, and Jayden Shiba are heading to the Shivermist Mountains in Gemina, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we got word that The Vexicons, Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa, have come back from the dead, and they're out for revenge for what we did to them and Necrafa.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in The Shivermist Mountains, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we got word that The Vexicons, Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa, have come back from the dead, and they're out for revenge for what we did to them and Necrafa.
Nico: Should've known they wouldn't stay gone for good, but this time, we're ready for them.
Me: And I don't know if Evil Cozy Glow was the one who brought them back from the dead.
We saw that Lincoln's massive white angel wings with orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers haven't changed colors. But, we spoke too soon as the feathers changed from white to the color of Twinkleshine.
Lincoln: I think you spoke too soon, J.D., looks like Evil Cozy Glow did bring them back from the dead to get revenge, thank goodness it wasn't Necrafa. But, we're still going to destroy them for good and send them straight to The Black Gates. And thanks for joining us, Jayden.
Jayden: You're welcome, Lincoln, and once we get rid of The Vexicons, we'll be sure to tell Arkayna and the rest of The Mysticons about this.
Emily Jones: And I can feel that we're going to transform.
Me: This is going to be so cool.
?: HEEEELLLLLLP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of four girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the four girls, but they've been cornered by Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the four girls, but they've been cornered by Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa, and they're going to kill them.
?: (Girl's voice) (Japanese Accent) Those dark servants of Necrafa, let's get them!
Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju, appear before us.
Nico: Holy cow, that's the Duel Monster, Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju!
Lincoln: And I recognize that Japanese accent, I knew it was you, Junko Sutādesutoroiyā, but we'll talk later, it's time to get rid of The Vexicons, and this time, for good.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at The Vexicons, and it allowed the four girls to get to safety and inside of an energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from The Vexicons. When The Vexicons saw us, they were enraged.
Kasha: You're going to pay for destroying us and Necrafa, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Lincoln: Put a sock in it, tuna breath! We should've known you four wouldn't stay forgotten for much longer, but now, we've got a perfect opportunity to put you four down and this time for good.
Emily Jones: And we've had it with you four to last an eternity
Suddenly, the colored eyes of Emily Jones, Azari Firedancer, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler, and Naida Riverheart turned neon and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with elemental forces, elves, and magic, and as they approached Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa, they left colored energy, elemental forces, elves, and magic with every step.
Emily Jones: I will never forgive any of you for the crimes you've committed against all of Gemina and in the name of the Lich Queen, Necrafa, Vexicons.
Azari Firedancer: You've caused nothing but terror and destruction to so many of Drake City's residents.
Farran Leafshade: And all for The Spectral Hand and Necrafa's twisted desire to rule everything.
Aira Windwhistler: All of you are indeed far beyond redemption.
Nadia Riverheart: And for that, you four shall be destroyed forever.
Suddenly, Emily Jones, Azari Firedancer, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler, and Naida Riverheart were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with magic and elemental forces surrounding the vortexes, there are elves of different elemental forces flying around the vortexes, and inside the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes fade, Emily Jones, Azari Firedancer, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler, and Naida Riverheart emerge, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Emily Jones grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair put into a braid, she has neon green eyes and a purple energy aura with light, elves, and magic surrounding her, she has an elf with the worlds of Elvendale in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Love and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an elf with green gems for eyes and holding the Love and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her green elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Emily Jones has on a short-sleeved dark blue shirt, brown shorts, sneakers, and long sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with elements on the coattails, and on the back is an elf with winds surrounding it. Suddenly, Emily Jones felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with green tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Emily Jones has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Emily Jones has a brand-new massive greatsword in her hand called Elvendale's World Love Elven Greatsword of Elemental Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large green gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel's head with dark blue gems for eyes and large dark blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the elf that said, "Emily Jones, Guardian of The Worlds of Earth and Elvendale, Friend of The Elves, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Darkest Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Elves and Magic"
エミリー・ジョーンズ、地球の世界の守護者、エルフの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの最も暗い敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そしてエルフと魔法のマスター
Emily Jones has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY MAGICAL LOVE ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE WORLD PORTAL LOVE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL JUSTICE!
Azari Firedancer grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long red hair, she has neon amber eyes and a red and orange energy aura with flames, fire elves, and magic surrounding her, she has a fire elf with fire in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an elf with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red-orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red-orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Azari Firedancer has her outfit from the 2nd Storyline, and long sleeveless fuchsia trenchcoat with flames and fire elves on the coattails, and on the back is a fire elf with flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Azari Firedancer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red angel wings with gold tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Azari Firedancer has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Azari Firedancer has a brand-new massive greatsword in her hand called Elvendale's Firestorm Fire Elf Greatsword of Inferno Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large phoenix heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large green gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold elf's head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the elf that said, "Azari Firedancer, Fire Elf of Elvendale, Friend of Emily Jones, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Darkest Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire Elves, Fire, and Magic"
アザリ ファイヤーダンサー、エルベンデールのファイアー エルフ、エミリー ジョーンズの友人、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの最も暗い敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な学生教師であり、火のエルフ、火、魔法の達人
Azari Firedancer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY FIRESTORM MAGICAL FIRE ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE FIRESTORM ELF LOVE AND DIVINE FIRE ELF JUSTICE!
Lumia the Light Elf grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her long long white hair tinged with gold at the ends in a high ponytail, she has neon blue-grey eyes and a white and gold energy aura with lights, light elves, and magic surrounding her, she has a light elf with a sun in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with gold gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an elf with gold gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her gold elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red-orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red-orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Lumia the Light Elf has on sleeveless white shirt decorated with gold designs with thin piece of gold material crossing her torso diagonally with a white, four-pointed star which seems to be a symbol for the four elemental crystals, white skirt with a piece of gold fabric peeking out navy-blue boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with lights and light elves on the coattails, and on the back is a light elf with lights and the elemental crystals surrounding it. Suddenly, Lumia the Light Elf felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive white angel wings with gold tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Lumia has on a Ring of The Phoenix with white gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Lumia the Light Elf has a brand-new massive greatsword in her hand called Elvendale's Celestial Light Elf Greatsword of Celestial Light Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large gold gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with gold gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold elf's head with white gems for eyes and large gold gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the elf that said, "Lumia, Light Elf of Elvendale, Friend of Emily Jones, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Darkest Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light Elves, Light, and Magic"
アザリ ファイヤーダンサー、エルベンデールのファイアー エルフ、エミリー ジョーンズの友人、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの最も暗い敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な学生教師であり、火のエルフ、火、魔法の達人
Lumia the Light Elf has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY CELESTIAL ELVENDALE LIGHT ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE MAGICAL LIGHT ELF LOVE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL LIGHT ELF JUSTICE!
Aira Windwhistler grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long lavender hair that fades to white at the ends in a high ponytail, she has neon purple eyes and a lavender energy aura with winds, wind elves, and magic surrounding her, she has a wind elf with winds in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with lavender gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an elf with lavender gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her lavender elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with lavender crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and lavender gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Aira Windwhistler has her outfit from the 1st Storyline, and long sleeveless lavender trenchcoat with wind gusts and wind elves on the coattails, and on the back is a wind elf with winds surrounding it. Suddenly, Aira Windwhistler felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive lavender angel wings with white tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Aira Windwhistler has on a Ring of The Phoenix with lavender gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Aira Windwhistler has a brand-new massive greatsword in her hand called Elvendale's Windstorm Wind Elf Greatsword of Inferno Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged lavender blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large lavender gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with lavender gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold elf's head with lavender gems for eyes and large lavender gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the elf that said, "Aira Windwhistler, Wind Elf of Elvendale, Friend of Emily Jones, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Darkest Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Wind Elves, Wind, and Magic"
アイラ ウィンドホイッスラー、エルベンデールのウィンド エルフ、エミリー ジョーンズの友人、リンカーン ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの最も暗い敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な生徒教師であり、ウィンドエルフ、風、魔法の達人
Aira Windwhistler has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY HURRICANE ELVENDALE WIND ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE MAGICAL WIND ELF LOVE AND DIVINE HURRICANE WIND ELF JUSTICE!
Naida Riverheart grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua highlights in the bangs of her long flowing aqua hair that fades to dark-blue at the ends, she has neon aqua eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with water, water elves, and magic surrounding her, she has a water elf with water drop in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with aqua gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an elf with aqua gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her aqua blue elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Nadia Riverheart has her outfit from the 2nd Storyline, and long sleeveless aqua blue trenchcoat with ocean waves and water elves on the coattails, and on the back is a water elf with ocean waves surrounding it. Suddenly, Nadia Riverheart felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, Nadia Riverheart has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Nadia Riverheart has a brand-new massive greatsword in her hand called Elvendale's Maelstrom Water Elf Greatsword of Ocean Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large aqua blue gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold elf's head with aqua gems for eyes and large aqua gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a aqua kanji below the elf that said, "Nadia Riverheart, Water Elf of Elvendale, Friend of Emily Jones, Longtime Friend of Farran Leafshade, Azari Firedancer, and Aira Windwhistler, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Darkest Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water Elves, Water, and Magic"
ナディア・リバーハート、エルベンデールのウォーターエルフ、エミリー・ジョーンズの友人、ファラン・リーフシェイドの長年の友人、アザリ・ファイアダンサー、アイラ・ウィンドウィスラー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの最も暗い敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてウォーターエルフ、水、魔法の達人
Nadia Riverheart has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY MAELSTROM ELVENDALE WATER ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE MAGICAL WATER ELF LOVE AND DIVINE OCEAN WATER ELF JUSTICE!
And Farran Leafshade grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has green highlights in the bangs of his long dark brown hair, he has neon light green eyes and a light green energy aura with earth elves, earth, and magic surrounding him, he has an earth elf with a leaf emblazoned on his forehead, he has on elf earrings with light green gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hands and his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green elf-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an elf with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, he has on his outfit from the 2nd Storyline and a long sleeveless green trenchcoat with earth elves and earth on the coattails and on the back is an earth elf surrounded by earth. Suddenly, Farran Leafshade felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with green tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from his now wider and more muscular back, Farran Leafshade has on a Ring of the Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Farran Leafshade has a brand-new massive greatsword in his right hand called Elvendale's Earth Elf Greatsword of Nature Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of Elvendale etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer brown handle, four large angel heads and a large green gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists, his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold elf's head with green gems for eyes and large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a brown kanji below the elf that said, "Farran Leafshade, Life Long Friend of Naida Riverheart, Azari Firedancer, and Aira Windwhistler, Friend of Emily and Sophie Jones, Destroyer of Noctura and Elvendale's Dark Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth Elves, Earth, and Magic"
ファラン・リーフシェイド、ナイダ・リバーハート、アザリ・ファイアーダンサー、アイラ・ウィンドウィスラーの生涯の友、エミリーとソフィー・ジョーンズの友人、ノクチュラとエルベンデールの暗黒の敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そしてアースエルフ、アース、マジックのマスター
Farran Leafshade has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY NATURE ELVENDALE EARTH ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTH NATURE ELF JUSTICE AND DIVINE EARTH ELF WILL!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Emily Jones and the elves, and when Lincoln saw Emily Jones, Azari Firedancer, Aira Windwhistler, Lumia, and Nadia Riverheart, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Mallory, Kasha, Dark Eartha, and Willa saw them, they went mad with rage and tried to attack them, but Emily Jones and the elves fired powerful colored energy with elemental forces, elemental elves, and magic at the Vexicons and they sent them flying into a wall, but they're not out yet.
Me: Whoa, Emily Jones and the elves transformed, so awesome!
Farran Leafshade: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Earth Elvendale Elf and Divine Jungle Nature Will) Whoa, this is so awesome!
Lincoln: Noctura's in big trouble when we get after her and Cronan Darkroot in the future. And Emily, Azari, Aira, Lumia, Nadia, you girls look beautiful. How do you feel?
Emily Jones: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Electric Elvendale Elf Angel and Divine Portal Magic Love) We feel incredible, Linky.
Azari Firedancer: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Firestorm Elvendale Elf and Divine Fire Elf Love) We sure do.
Aira Windwhistler: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Windstorm Elvendale Elf and Divine Wind Elf Love) Farran's right, this is really incredible.
Lumia: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Celestial Light Elvendale Elf and Divine Light Elf Love) Now then, shall we deal with The Vexicons once and for all?
Nadia Riverheart: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Divine Maelstrom Elvendale Elf and Divine Water Elf Love) And send them all to The Black Gates?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, ladies. Jayden, I'm making a Shadow Clone of myself to transform into his Orange Samurai Ranger form, and he's also going to access Super Samurai Mode.
Jayden: Good idea, Lincoln. Because, you're already planning on going Super Angel Eternity Infinity with Emily, Azari, Aira, Nadia, and Lumia.
Lincoln made a Shadow Clone, and Jayden transformed into his Red Samurai Ranger form and he transformed into his Super Samurai Mode, and Lincoln's Shadow Clone has transformed into his Orange Samurai Ranger form, and he also transformed into Super Samurai Mode, and he has on the white sleeveless trenchcoat.
Nico: (Stunned) Whoa.
Me: So awesome.
Lincoln: Okay, gang, let's get those Vexicon cretins.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Cameron, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and went after The Vexicons, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, rainbow crystal, rainbow super lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Jayden and Lincoln's shadow clone attacked The Vexicons with a supercharged Blazing Strike and Electric Shock, and Lincoln, Emily Jones, Azari, Aira, Lumia, and Nadia attacked them with blasts of elemental forces and elves. Then, Lincoln fired four blasts of energy and he then sucked out and absorbed all The Vexicons' powers and abilities, and he made them his own and purified the Vexicons' bracers. Then, Jayden and Lincoln's shadow clone used the Firesmasher Cannon Blast Mode, and they fired the discs which were also infused with Black Gate energy, and when they hit The Vexicons, they exploded with incredible power and The Vexicons were erased by The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down and Lincoln's Shadow Clone vanished, and the brand-new bodies of Emily Jones, Azari Firedancer, Lumia the Light Elf, Aira Windwhistler, Nadia Riverheart, and Farran Leafshade are permanent.
Just then, Emily Jones, Nadia Riverheart, Azari Firedancer, Lumia the Light Elf, and Aira Windwhistler glomped on Lincoln, and he got covered in lipstick marks on his face and massive muscular body, and he also returned the kisses to the girls.
Lincoln: Good riddance, Vexicons, and don't you dare come back. (To Junko Sutādesutoroiyā) And it's so good to see you again, Junko Sutādesutoroiyā.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing purple hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful purple angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju, and she's dressed in a sleeveless purple vest, sleeveless purple midriff top, long purple skirt, purple pants, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless purple trenchcoat with Kaijus, constellations, and stars on the coattails, and Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju-themed greatsword with Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju's wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Junko Sutādesutoroiyā and they hugged, and Junko Sutādesutoroiyā is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were eight, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eight-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you also have vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's amazing.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Junko Sutādesutoroiyā, she's not only my Guardian Angel from Japan, but also my classmate in Art, but she's also taken an interest to Astronomy and she's an elf.
Azari Firedancer: Like me, Aira, Nadia, and Lumia, Linky?
Lincoln: Not exactly, Azari, I found out she's the cousin of Deedlit.
Nicole's jaw dropped.
Nicole: Wait, what?! She's Deedlit's cousin?! Wow, and Lincoln's right, Junko's an elf, but her cousin Deedlit, is known as a high elf in the Spirit World in the world of Lodoss.
Lincoln: That's right, high elves excel in shamanism but also make formidable warriors, and they are extremely agile and accurate fighters, though most dislike metal weapons and have given up on the art of combat.
This amazed Emily Jones, Aira Windwhistler, Azari Firedancer, Nadia Riverheart, and Lumia the Light Elf, who are in Lincoln's harem.
Lincoln: And it was Junko who introduced me to Kaiju movies when we were eight years old, and since then, we've been watching Kaiju movies, especially Godzilla. We even found a new blue giant star which they named Bluezilla.
Eli: Way awesome! And that's how you also know so much about the Kaiju, especially Godzilla.
Lincoln: Thanks, Eli, and I also made Junko a beautiful golden yellow bikini with stars, constellations, and Kaijus, and to show thanks, Junko kissed me on the lips, and she hates Luan, Lola, and Lisa with a burning passion.
We saw Luan, Lola, and Lisa turn pale when they saw Junko again.
Farran Leafshade: Uh oh, we're in for a big story on what those three did to get a fellow elf mad.
Lincoln: You said it, Farran, and I know what happens when you make an elf really mad.
Emily Jones, Aira Windwhistler, Azari Firedancer, Nadia Riverheart, and Lumia the Light Elf, who are in Lincoln's harem nodded in response. Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Junko Sutādesutoroiyā's neck with purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Junko.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Junko Sutādesutoroiyā's waist and Junko Sutādesutoroiyā wrapped her left arm around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Koyomi Morishita, Misa Anehara, Christina Yumiko Ichinose, and Kaho Sakazaki from Modern Magic Made Simple.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Koyomi Morishita, Misa Anehara, Christina Yumiko Ichinose, and Kaho Sakazaki from Modern Magic Made Simple.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Koyomi Morishita: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Koyomi Morishita and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from The Vexicons, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Koyomi Morishita: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and the three clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Koyomi Morishita: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Koyomi Morishita, Misa Anehara, Christina Yumiko Ichinose, and Kaho Sakazaki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. Lincoln and his group returned to the World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were The Vexicons, who've come back from the dead and they wanted revenge on us for destroying them and Necrafa.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them, along with Emily Jones and the elves transforming, and we sent the Vexicons to The Black Gates, everyone cheered for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Junko Sutādesutoroiyā have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, we already saw Lincoln's Orange Samurai Ranger form and Shogun Mode, now we just saw his Orange Super Samurai form, so awesome. And I can't believe Evil Cozy Glow had the nerve to bring back The Vexicons, the servants of Necrafa.
Lincoln: We couldn't believe it either, but it didn't matter, we sent those monsters to The Black Gates, and they're never coming back.
Nico: And it'll be the same fate that'll befall Necrafa, if that Lich Queen dares to return from the dead again.
Arkayna: You said it, Nico.
Lincoln: And after I sucked out and absorbed all of the Vexicons' powers and abilities, I also purified their animal bracers.
Lincoln showed Arkayna, Zarya, Piper, and Emerald the purified Vexicon Bracers of the Bat, Basilisk, Snake, and Panther.
Zarya: That's awesome. So, who are you going to give them to?
Lincoln: I already know who to give these to. Lucy, you get the Bat Bracer, The Panther Bracer will go to Lynn, and Nico, you're getting the Basilisk Bracer.
Nico: That's an awesome idea. Hmm, and I think The Snake Bracer should go to Anko.
Lincoln: True, and she's known as a mistress of snakes, besides it's better in her hands than in the hands of that heartless icy she-witch, Mallory.
Me: You got that right.
Lincoln gave Lucy the purified Bat Bracer, Lynn the purified Panther Bracer, Nico the purified Basilisk Bracer, and Anko the purified Snake Bracer, and they're much effective in our hands than in the hands of The Vexicons.
After finally getting rid of The Vexicons and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 500,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Junko Sutādesutoroiyā saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Junko, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Junko, what's the story on why you hate Luan, Lola, and Lisa with a burning passion?
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One night, Lincoln and I were outside looking at the stars, and we've especially been looking at the constellations. But, then, we heard the sound of a tank heading this way, and Lincoln saw who it was inside it with his vampire vision: it was that mad scientist lunatic, Lisa, and with her were that deranged prankster, Luan, and that bad-tempered evil pink-wearing pageant demon, Lola, and they were going to kill us. Lisa fired the tank and she tried to blow us up, Luan fired dynamite at us, and Lola fired bombs at us, but we dodged them all, and Lincoln really had about enough of them. So, he grabbed the tank's main gun with his hands and bended it so it was pointing at the hatch with his immense superhuman strength, and Lisa, Lola, and Luan abandoned the tank, but it wouldn't save them from me as I pummeled the three of them into the dirt, and tied them up in super-strong chains, and it was so strong, even Lola and Luan couldn't chew through these. Then, Lincoln unbends the tank's main gun, and he lifted it up and he tossed it into the air and fired an energy blast and destroyed it completely. The rest of the family showed up, and we told everyone what those three tried to do to us, and as a result, Luan, Lola, and Lisa were grounded for eleven weeks, and Lincoln had Luna, Lana, and Lily choose some really horrific punishments for them.
We gasped in surprise.
Nico: Whoa, what were they?
Luna: (Smirks) I had Luan polish every last one of my instruments and my Mick Swagger records, and she wasn't allowed anywhere near her prank supplies and her dummy, and she couldn't make any sort of pun whatsoever.
Me: Yikes.
Lana: (Smiles) I had Lola take care of every last one of my pets, and she couldn't even wear her dress or tiara whatsoever, or get anywhere near her tea sets, dresses, tiaras, and pageant supplies whatsoever, and Lincoln chose the worst kind of punishment ever: she had to help me with some of the most dirty jobs in the house, especially working on Vanzilla.
Nico: (Gasps) Ooh, now that's harsh.
Lily: (Smirks) Not as harsh as the punishment I chose for Lisa: she wasn't allowed anywhere near her science lab whatsoever, plus, I had her disgusting studies thrown out in the trash, and as for Todd and the rest of her robots, I had them thrown in her bunker and I changed the code.
We gasped even more at Lily's harsh punishment for Lisa.
Nico: Those were some very harsh punishments, but well deserved for what they did. Shiv was right: the Dark Sides of The Louds really enjoy pissing Lincoln off, along with his Guardian Angels.
Me: But, in the end, karma got them hard on the butt, and they were sent to The Black Gates for good. Plus, I think I know just why Dark Lincoln was born in Lincoln: it's because of the heartless actions of the Dark Sides of The Loud Sisters.
Lincoln: I was thinking the same thing, J.D. The Dark Sides of my sisters were the ones who caused Dark Lincoln to be born inside me, and their heartless actions were really angering me to no end, and they just won't stop until I'm dead along with everyone who supported me: friends, family, teachers, and anyone else. But, Dark Lincoln and the Dark Sides of my sisters also wanted to destroy everyone on Earth and cause chaos, so they had to get sent to The Black Gates for good.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln.
Emily Jones: And I can't believe it was because of the dark sides of your sisters, that you had a dark side in you, Linky.
Lincoln: Yeah, it's the dark sides of my sisters' fault, they're to blame for that big time, what a bunch of monsters.
Luna: And me, Lana, Leni, Lucy, Laney, and Lily also got caught in the accursed hive mind of the mean sisters, and that caused our dark sides to be born as well. Now, I really wish I smashed my cymbals in Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's ears years ago, and made them go deaf.
Laney: Yeah, but what's done is done, and with the Dark Sides permanently removed from us, we're freed from that nightmare for good.
We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded and Lincoln checked the computer, and when he checked to see, he saw who it was that sounded the alarm: it was Wagnard, and he's after Deedlit again, so he can sacrifice her and complete the ritual to revive the Goddess of Destruction, Kardis.
Parn: It's Wagnard.
Deedlit: And he's after me again.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) So, he can sacrifice you and complete the ritual to revive the Goddess of Destruction, Kardis. That's it, he's going to die here and now.
Lincoln: My words exactly, Junko. Come on, gang, let's put an end to that dark wizard for good.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Wagnard, and when he saw us, he was furious.
Wagnard: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived. Now, I can destroy you all, and then, I will finally sacrifice you at long last, Deedlit, and finally bring The Goddess of Destruction, Kardis, back from the dead to destroy everything!
Lincoln: That's never going to happen, Wagnard, and your days are about to be numbered.
Parn: That's right, and we've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, the colored eyes of Parn and Deedlit turned neon, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they approach Wagnard, they left colored energy, elemental forces, and mythological animals with every step. Suddenly, Parn and Deedlit were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with elemental forces surrounding the vortexes, there are mythological animals flying around the vortex, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes fade, Parn and Deedlit emerge, but they were changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Parn grew to 7'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has blue highlights in the bangs of his long dark brown hair, he has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with griffins, light, and magic surrounding him, he has a griffin with a sun emblazoned on his forehead, he has on griffin earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its paws and his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with blue gems on the gold sun links and blue crystal links and a gold griffin-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a griffin with blue gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, he has on his green turtleneck sweater and pants underneath his father's armor and long sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with griffins and light on the coattails and on the back is a griffin surrounded by light. Suddenly, Parn felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive brown angel wings with blue tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from his now wider and more muscular back, Parn has on a Ring of the Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.
Parn has a brand-new massive greatsword in his right hand called Alania's Celestial Light Griffin Greatsword of Celestial Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of Alania etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large gold griffin heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large gold griffin heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on his wrists, his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold griffin's head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the griffin that said, "Parn, Loving Son of Tessius, The Holy Knight of Valis, Destroyer of Ashram and Valis' Enemies, Great Warrior of The Kingdom of Valis, Loving Boyfriend of Deedlit, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Friend of Many, and Master of Light, Griffins, and Swords"
パーン、テシウスの愛する息子、ヴァリスの聖騎士、アシュラムとヴァリスの敵の破壊者、ヴァリス王国の偉大な戦士、ディードリットの愛するボーイフレンド、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、多くの友人、そして光、グリフィン、剣の達人
Parn has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY CELESTIAL HOLY KNIGHT GRIFFIN ANGEL OF DIVINE CELESTIAL HOLY JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY LIGHT HOPE!
And Deedlit grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her long flowing white hair, she has neon gold eyes and a white and gold energy aura with lights, high elves, and magic surrounding her, she has a high elf with a sun in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on elf earrings with gold gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its hands and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems in the gold sun links and purple crystal links and a purple elf-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an elf with purple gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, she has on a long sleeveless lavender dress and long sleeveless lavender trenchcoat with elves and flowers and on the back is a high elf with plants, water, and winds surrounding it. Suddenly, Deedlit felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive white angel wings with lavender tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out of her back. Deedlit has on her Ring of The Phoenix with lavender gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps Ring on her left ring finger.
Deedlit has a brand-new massive greatsword in her right hand called Alania's Spiritual Nature Elven Greatsword of High Elf Nature Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with the symbol of the high elves etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large gold elf heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large elf griffin heads and a large blue gem on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with lavender gems on her wrists, her new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold elf's head with lavender gems for eyes and large lavender gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the elf that said, "Deedlit, High Elf of The Forest of No Return, True Lover of Nature, Destroyer of Ashram and Valis' Enemies, Savior of The Kingdom of Valis, Loving Girlfriend of Parn, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Friend of Many, Cousin of Junko Sutādesutoroiyā, and Master of Nature and High Elves"
ディードリット、ノーリターンの森のハイエルフ、自然の真の恋人、アーシュラムとヴァリスの敵の破壊者、ヴァリス王国の救世主、パーンの愛情深いガールフレンド、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、優秀で強力な教師の優秀で強力な生徒、多くの友人、純子スターデストロイヤーのいとこ、そして自然とハイエルフのマスター
Deedlit has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY SPIRITUAL NATURE HIGH ELF ANGEL OF DIVINE NATURE ELF JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL NATURE LOVE!
We were amazed by the Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformations of Parn and Deedlit, but when Wagnard saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of dark magic to kill them, but Parn and Deedlit fired powerful energy blasts and they hit Wagnard and sent him flying into a wall, but he's not out yet.
Parn: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Holy Knight Griffin and Divine Celestial Light Hope) Your days of causing pain and suffering are finally over, Wagnard.
Deedlit: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Nature High Elf and Divine Elemental Nature Love) Your plan to bring The Goddess of Destruction back will never come to fruition, and now, it's time for you to die.
Parn and Deedlit went after Wagnard, and they fired lavender and blue energy blasts with elves, light, nature, and griffins at him and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attack him with their massive greatswords and left scars on him, and Lincoln assisted by sucking out and absorbing all of Wagnard's dark magic and abilities and he and the rest of us made them our own, and that allowed Parn and Deedlit to finish Wagnard off by firing black energy blasts at him, which exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and Wagnard was erased by The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Parn and Deedlit did as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and their new bodies, clothes, weapons, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Then, Parn and Deedlit shared a passionate kiss and hug, and we cheered wildly for them.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) I always knew Deedlit had feelings for Parn.
Lincoln: And that came true when we got rid of Ashram last year.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) I should've come last year, I wanted so badly to see that bastard's face when he saw me here with you guys.
Nico: If there's a chance Ashram comes back, you and Lincoln get first shot, Junko.
Lincoln and Junko: Yes!
We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and we got rid of the dark wizard, Wagnard, for good, but we also found out from Lincoln that Evil Cozy Glow brought that bastard back from the dead, so he can get after Deedlit again, but that monster Alicorn wannabe is going to pay for it later on today.
Later back at the park it was time for another awesome Bonding Session.
C.C.: Emu, you and Kopaka are up for bonding time.
Emu: All right!
Nicole: And I'll join in too because I am the goddess of video gaming.
Emu: Cool!
Kopaka: Awesome. This is gonna be amazing.
Emu: Kopaka, I'll never regret meeting you.
Kopaka: Me neither and it's so awesome that you guys use video games to battle bad guys.
Nicole: Boy it sure is. And I got an awesome thrill out of those missions because of my love for video games.
Emu: Those were so awesome.
Qin: Yeah they were.
Me: I loved those missions too.
Lincoln: So did I and I love video games as well.
Lily: Me too and I am Nicole's protégé.
Nicole: Yep.
Emu: I even gave my team medals.
Hiiro: (reads what his medal says) Mine says "Best Surgeon". Seems accurate enough.
Me: You are a great surgeon Hiiro.
Nico: Yep. All of you guys are awesome doctors.
Nicole: You sure are. Also Nico made tons of awesome video games based on all the members of the M.O.E.
Lola: It's true. They sold RIGHT OFF the shelves in an instant.
Emu: Wow that is awesome.
Me: We based them off of the Gashats we got from defeating Another Ex-Aid and Another Brave.
Emu: That is awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Kuroto: (reads his medal) "Best God". (cries tears of joy) You just made me the happiest God in the world!
Me: Aww. So cool.
Noir Wendoma: And he is also the best archenemy.
Nico: Yep.
Taiga: (reads his medal) "Best sharpshooter". (smirks) Damn straight.
Nico: You have one of the best shots ever.
Lola: Yeah you sure do.
Qin: Yep.
Camie: That is too true.
Wreck It Ralph: And lets not forget that they are all great heroes.
Vanellope: They sure are.
Poppy: (reads her medal) "Best Nurse". Thanks, Emu!
Emu: No problem.
Me: Awesome medals.
Eli: And the best part of that whole mission is we got rid of Kamen Rider Chronicle.
Nico: And resurrected all the people killed by it.
Parado: (reads his medal) "Best Co Op partner". Sounds about right!
Nico: Yeah it does!
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: That is for sure!
Varie: I agree!
Kiriya: (reads his medal) "Best Bike". (deadpans) Seriously, Emu?
Emu: You are a great partner for everything.
Kiriya: True.
Sam S.L.: And you turn into an awesome badass motorcycle.
Nico: That is true.
Xenia: I think that's awesome.
Nunnally: And we got to fight Tabuu.
Eli: Boy we sure did and we made that monster pay for everything he did.
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Qin: He deserved it too.
Lola: Big time.
Emu: Yep.
Mario: (Italian Accent) It-a was-a fitting that he would appear with Kuroto's former father.
Nico: It sure was Mario.
Me: Yeah. Shame Ness, Snake and the Ice Climbers weren't with us during that time though.
Ness: Yeah that would have been awesome if that happened.
Qin: Yeah it sure would have been awesome.
Lola: I agree there.
Lily: Yeah.
Snake: At least you gave Tabuu a good kick in the ass for me and Ness.
Me: That's true we all did.
Qin: Yeah it was like we were living the Super Smash Brothers games.
Samus: That was cool.
Janeen Aran: Yeah that was cool.
Kuroto: And my former father is gone now.
Me: Yes he is.
Eli: Yeah.
Then we heard a wolf howling.
Me: Whoa is that a wolf?
Laney: Yeah.
Eli: I sense something.
Then a figure came and it was a girl version of the Lupus Zodiarts!
Me: Whoa! A female Lupus Zodiarts.
She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and she had wolf ears and a tail and had blue angel wings and even had the symbol of Lupus the Wolf on her arm.
Me: Melanie Lupus.
Melanie Lupus: It's great to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. The Constellation of Lupus the Wolf is perfect for you.
Melanie Lupus: Thanks. I like it too because it goes great with my ears and tail.
Nico: That is awesome. Do you know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. She is a Wolf Hanyou that I know and she has all the abilities of a wolf and she also hates all bullies and thugs. Except for the reformed bullies from me. One time she ripped a bully apart and got him put in the hospital for years.
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: Geez!
Melanie Lupus: Yeah that guy had it coming.
Me: He sure did. Sorry we have to fight like this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Melanie Lupus: Wow! You look great J.D.
Me: Thanks. The Wolf Moon is my favorite full moon of the Year.
Melanie Lupus: It fits perfectly for you. Lets dance shall we?
Me: We shall.
She turned back into the Lupus Zodiarts! She fired waves of blue fire at me and I deflected the blast back.
The blast hit Lupus Zodiarts and smashed her all over.
G1 Bombshell: Don't forget us!
Garou: That's also my symbol too! I represent Lupus the Wolf in the Kyurangers.
Nico: Yeah you sure do Garou.
G1 Bombshell fired laser blasts at her and smashed her all over.
I then fired a blast of blue fire and it hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I caught the Zodiarts switch and purified it and it turned into a sword of Lupus the Wolf.
I picked up Melanie.
Melanie Lupus: (GROANS) What a headache.
Me: You're back to normal Melanie.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Perceptor: Fascinating. A sword of Lupus the Wolf.
Nico: Yep. It turns into swords of the constellations every time they are back to normal.
Nicole: I'm getting really close to completing my team branch.
Nico: The Universal Musketeers.
Nicole: Yep.
Qin: This is gonna be really cool seeing them in action.
Nico: Yep.
We were back at the estate and getting ready for our next mission.
Gravity Man: Where to next?
Me: Well I got a call from Captain Jean Luc Picard. They are in trouble and he and the Romulans are battling the evil clone of Jean Luc. His name is Praetor Shinzon.
Nico: Whoa man! I've heard of him!
Laney: He was a monster!
Lana: He sure was.
Lola: What does it say about him?
Me: You guys will not like him one bit.
I pulled up his information.
Praetor Shinzon is the main antagonist of the 2002 science fiction film Star Trek: Nemesis, the final film of the Star Trek TNG film series.
He is a clone of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, created by the Romulans for the initial purpose of replacing Picard with a Romulan operative. He later became the leader of the Remans, staging a successful coup against the Romulan Senate and plotting the annihilation of Earth in the name of Reman freedom.
He was portrayed by Tom Hardy, who also played Charles Bronson in Bronson, Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, John Fitzgerald in The Revenant and Venom in Sony's Spider-Man Universe. He has the distinction of being the final antagonist of The Next Generation Era (which had started with Q in the Star Trek: The Next Generation premiere episode, "Encounter at Farpoint") before the franchise was rebooted in 2009.
Engineered sometime during the mid 24th century by the Romulans, Shinzon was a clone intended to conduct covert espionage within the United Federation of Planets. Shinzon was created from DNA that a Romulan spy was able to recover from Picard while the latter was attending the wedding of Jack Crusher and Beverly Howard. Shinzon he was meant to replace Picard. As part of this plot, his design incorporated temporal RNA sequencing, which vastly accelerated his maturation rate. Like his progenitor, Shinzon, as a child, was diagnosed with Shalaft's Syndrome, which made him hypersensitive to any kind of sound. He suffered until a Romulan physician could be found who was capable of treating rare human illnesses.
Not long after Shinzon was created, a new government came to power within the Romulan Star Empire and the Romulan Senate abandoned its plan, believing it to be too provocative an act if discovered. With no use for such a clone, the Empire exiled Shinzon from Romulus, sending him to work as a slave in the dilithium mines on Remus. Reviled by the Romulans working there, Shinzon became the target of abuse. In his time in the mines, he was severely beaten, having his nose and jaw broken by brutal Romulan guards. One Reman named Vkruk, however, took pity on Shinzon, teaching him strength and compassion; this man would become Shinzon's Viceroy in the conflict to follow.
In 2374, the Romulans declared war on the Dominion, joining the Federation and the Klingons in the Dominion War that lasted until 2375. Enlisting the aid of the slaves on Remus, the Romulan military drafted Shinzon, who quickly distinguished himself in battle and ascended the ranks. Like his Starfleet counterpart, Shinzon became regarded as a great tactician, leading twelve successful engagements against the Jem'Hadar.
Following the end of the Dominion War, Shinzon had both military experience and a capable army at his disposal. Forming an alliance with several Romulan officials, including Senator Tal'aura and Commanders Suran and Donatra, Shinzon vowed to free his Reman "brothers." Setting into motion a plan to overthrow the Romulan government, he and his henchmen constructed a massive warbird, the Scimitar. Operating out of a secret base, Shinzon and his people also developed a weapon that utilized deadly thalaron radiation. Deploying a small thalaron projector in the Romulan Senate, Shinzon was able to kill all the Senate members.
Shinzon's days, however, were numbered. Abandoned by his Romulan creators, Shinzon's temporal RNA aging program was never activated, and it began slowly breaking down his cellular structure. The only way for him to avoid death was to make a complete blood transfusion from the only genetically-compatible donor: Picard. Towards this end, Shinzon concocted an elaborate plot to lure the USS Enterprise-E (and, by extension, Picard) to Romulus. He planted the pieces of a Soong-type android, B-4, on Kolarus III, where he knew that the Enterprise-E would find it. As a result, the Enterprise-E was the closest starship available when Shinzon offered to open peace negotiations between the Federation and the Romulans, and Picard sailed directly into the trap.
Upon meeting Picard, Shinzon delayed his plans, having acquired an intense interest in his originator's history as well as the history of the Picard family. He also became smitten with Counselor Deanna Troi, who was the first human woman (albeit, only half-human) he had ever seen. During his first meeting with Picard and his crew, Shinzon remained hidden in the shadows (he and his Reman "brothers" were not comfortable in the light) and informed Picard of his intentions to negotiate peace with the Federation. After correctly guessing what Picard thought of such a negotiation, Shinzon revealed himself, shocking Picard who now realized he was facing a younger version of himself. Shinzon then cut his own hand with his knife and gave the knife to Lieutenant Commander Data to have Dr. Beverly Crusher examine his blood. Afterward, he invited Picard to dinner in the Romulan Senate, insisting that they had "much to discuss."
During dinner, Shinzon explained to Picard how and why he was created and his upbringing in the mines of Remus. He then asked with great curiosity about the history of the Picard family. Despite their obvious similarities, however, Picard was reluctant to forge a friendship with Shinzon and an alliance with his Romulan government until the Praetor had earned his trust. When Picard left, Shinzon was informed by Vkruk that they were wasting time and reminded the young clone of their mission.
Afterward, Shinzon and Vkruk returned to the Scimitar. Instead of proceeding with their mission, however, Shinzon had Vkruk form a telepathic link between Shinzon's mind and that of Counselor Troi's so that he could make love with her; this telepathic form of rape was a violation and traumatic experience for Troi, but would ultimately assist in Shinzon's downfall.
When further delay was unacceptable because of the accelerating deterioration of his condition, Shinzon ordered B-4 to be beamed aboard the Scimitar to download the data that the android had acquired from the Enterprise-E's computer. Afterward, Shinzon kidnapped Picard by transporting him from the Enterprise-E's sickbay to the Scimitar's brig. As soon as Shinzon left the brig, Picard managed to escape from the Scimitar with the help of Data, who had taken B-4's place, and left the Romulan system aboard the Enterprise-E at maximum warp. During the subsequent trip, Data assured Picard that Shinzon would not have been him even if the two had lived the same lives, because Picard had always aspired to better himself and his understanding of the universe around him, while Shinzon sought nothing but death and destruction for those who had "oppressed" him.
Desperate, Shinzon ordered the Scimitar to pursue the Enterprise-E, and launched an attack in the Bassen Rift, a region where subspace communications were unavailable. In the battle that ensued, Picard continued to elude capture with the assistance of Romulan reinforcements led by Donatra, who had betrayed Shinzon after realizing that Shinzon was planning mass genocide. She subsequently aided Picard in the Battle of the Bassen Rift until her ship, the IRW Valdore, was heavily damaged by a disruptor blast from the Scimitar.
For some time, the battle was in Shinzon's favor, due mostly to his ship's ability to fire while cloaked. Things changed, however, when Troi re-opened the telepathic link that was made between herself and Vkruk, allowing the Enterprise-E to pinpoint the Scimitar's exact location. With its cloak disabled, the Scimitarbegan taking damage, but Shinzon was not through yet. After the Enterprise-E's shields took extensive damage, Shinzon ordered Vkruk to lead a boarding party aboard the Enterprise-E to retrieve Picard; unfortunately, the boarding party was pinned down and Vkruk himself was killed by Commander later Captain William Riker in a maintenance shaft.
In whole, however, the battle was not going well for the Enterprise-E. Shinzon had nearly crippled the Federation starship and had even destroyed a section of its bridge, sending at least one Starfleet officer hurtling to his death. Overconfident, Shinzon had the Scimitar turn to face the battle-damaged Enterprise-E, but Picard turned the tables by ramming the Enterprise-E into the Scimitar. With both ships heavily damaged, Shinzon ordered his Reman officer to activate the thalaron weapon and to fire at the Enterprise-E. He then ordered the officer to take the Scimitar into Federation space and complete their mission once every living thing aboard the Enterprise-E was dead.
To stop the thalaron weapon from firing, Picard beamed himself over to the Scimitar. On the Scimitar's bridge, Picard managed to kill all Reman crewmembers with his phaser rifle. As Shinzon's condition worsened, he engaged Picard in a ferocious hand-to-hand battle which moved from the bridge itself to the thalaron radiation generator room. In the end, Shinzon was killed when Picard used a piece of wreckage to impale Shinzon as the clone lunged in for the kill. With his plans collapsing around him, the dying Shinzon used the last of his strength to pull himself down the makeshift spear and grab the captain by the throat so he could utter his last words: "Our destiny is complete."
As Picard stood in shock, realizing that he, his ship, and the Federation were doomed by the weapon, Data arrived and transported the captain back to the Enterprise-E. Data then fired his phaser at the thalaron generator, destroying himself and the Scimitar, and effectively concluding Shinzon's plan for galactic conquest.
When they finished reading they were shocked and horrified!
Nico: He assassinated the entire Romulan Senate and is coming to Earth to kill everyone!?
Laney: That is pure evil!
Qin: Yeah no kidding there!
Nico: No way in hell are we going to let him get away with this!
Eli: Coming here to kill us will he!? Not on our watch!
Me: Yeah and he will die a horrible death for this!
Varie: No way are we going to let him get away with this!
Me: But that Thalaron Radiation is deadly stuff. It destroys everything at the subatomic level.
Qin: Geez! So he will use that to wipe out all life on the planet!
Nico: That is horrible. No way are we going to let him do that.
Then Control Freak, Evil Lyn, Turtle, Common Cold, Shiv, Shade, Multiplex, Iron Lung, Koragg, and Radioactive Man appeared.
Control Freak: Can me, Evil Lyn, Turtle, Common Cold, Shiv, Shade, Multiplex, Iron Lung, Koragg, and Radioactive Man go with you guys? And what video game monster can I summon?
Nicole: I got just the one. Groganch from Metroid Other M.
Control Freak: Awesome choice.
Nico: And to answer your question yes you all can come. We're going up against Shinzon.
Koragg: We heard and that monster has no honor at all.
Me: No he doesn't.
Radioactive Man: And using a form of radiation like that is pure evil!
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Camie: Shinzon is gonna pay for these atrocities.
Heckyl: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Hmm. Well I'm thinking about doing one for one of those Imperium Horde members. Now J'onn before you judge me on this it was an idea that first came to me.
Qin: But that is an interesting one.
Nico: Yeah.
Superman: Those were the first villains we took on before we became the Justice League.
Me: Yeah that's right. Those guys put up one helluva fight and they plunged the entire planet into eternal night to take it over.
Laney: Yeah. That was an epic battle.
Nico: It sure was. All right lets head out!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: it was none other than Evil Cozy Glow, and she's absolutely furious The Vexicons and Wagnard have been destroyed by us and they failed to kill us, and now, she's heading here to destroy us all and get her revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Evil Cozy Glow on the move?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's absolutely furious that The Vexicons and Wagnard have been destroyed by us and they failed to kill us, and now, she's heading here to destroy us all and get her revenge.
Apple Bloom: Why, that sidewinding, two-faced, no-good monstrous Alicorn wannabe! She's going to pay!
Sweetie Belle: Big time, I still owe her a beating for what she did in locking us up in the broom closet while she launched a hostile takeover of Ponyville.
Scootaloo: She deserves to die for every last one of her crimes.
Kita Schroedinger: And that's what I'm going to do to her, I've had just about enough of that evil monster Alicorn wannabe.
Twinkleshine: Me too, she's a monster who deserves only death for her crimes against Equestria.
Lincoln: And like I promised Cozy Glow yesterday, I'm going to drain her completely dry of all of her powers until she's completely powerless and the three of us are going to send that monster straight to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: (Smiles) You Pinkie Promised her, didn't you?
Lincoln: You guessed it.
Nico: Yeah, I knew it all along that it was a Pinkie Promise you made to her. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to help Captain Jean Luc Picard and his crew and make that monster, Praetor Shinzon, pay for his crimes in blood.
Lincoln: That monster deserves to have his own blood and guts splattered all across his own starship, and you better be ready for later on today, Evil Cozy Glow, because we're coming for you, and your days of trying to take over Equestria are finally going to end here and now!
We went to the ship and we were on our way.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 6723.1: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to assist Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701E and he is battling the evil Praetor Shinzon of the planet Remus, an evil clone of Captain Picard who is responsible for assassinating the entire senate of the Romulan Star Empire and is on his way to Earth to destroy all life on the planet with a deadly form of Radiation called Thalaron Radiation which destroys all forms of life at the Subatomic Level. Our mission is to kill Shinzon and help Picard destroy him.
Evil Lyn: Will Kirk be there too?
Me: No he is over in the Alpha Quadrant on the planet Risa for some rest.
Qin: Yeah. We'll see him again soon.
Nico: But it's good that we're going after Shinzon.
Volcana: Is it too late to tell Kirk about this?
Me: Never too late at all Claire.
Qin: But we'll be ready for Shinzon.
Eli: Shinzon and Picard are just up ahead.
Nico: Battlestations.
The alarm sounded and we got ready.
We then saw the Enterprise of Picard SMASH HEAD ON INTO THE REMUS SCIMITAR SHIP!
Nico: WHOA! HOLY SHIT!
Me: HE SMASHED HEAD ON INTO THE SCIMITAR!
Qin: GEEZ!
Nico: He's trying to disable his weapons. We better bring the ship on board. Prepare to pull the ship away on my mark.
Me: Right.
We got closer.
Nico: Pull ship away now!
We engaged a tractor beam and pulled the Enterprise away.
Common Cold: Picard! Can you read us?!
Nico: Jean Luc this is Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Picard: (British Accent) You arrived just in time.
Nico: Are you all alright?
Picard: Oh we've been better.
Nico: But your ship took one helluva beating. We'll bring you on board and repair your ship. You can tell us all everything that went down while we fix it all up.
Picard: Thank you and Nico you're leader now?
Nico: I'll explain later.
We got the ship on board into the repair docks.
Picard: You guys got to us just in time.
Me: We do have that habit. But it's great to see you again Jean Luc. Deanna, Geordi, Data, Worf, you're all okay thank goodness.
Nico: Yeah. We haven't seen you guys since we faced the Borg.
Data: It has been a while.
Tayuya: Did you guys at least kill some of those assholes?!
Deanna: Yes we did. They came on board the Enterprise to get Captain Picard.
Me: Good. At least you took out some of the crew.
Nico: Yeah.
Worf: At least you didn't have to battle him though.
Qin: Soon we will.
Laney: We came here to kill Shinzon and help you guys out.
Riker: We greatly appreciate it.
Dr. Crusher: Many of our crew was injured in the whole battle.
Nico: Varie get the medical team and help Dr. Crusher out.
Varie: Right.
She and the medical team went and did so.
Nico: Sorry you guys had to go through all this.
Picard: It's all right Nico. So what happened that lead you to being Leader?
Me: We had a huge series of battles last year and Nico showed tremendously awesome leadership capabilities and Nico got promoted from 2nd in command to full time Leader.
Nico: It's true.
Picard: You've definitely earned the position fairly Nico.
Shade: Although J.D. still shows off his power to prove he's not weak.
Me: I heard that!
Everyone laughed.
Me: But it's true. I still want to show some forms of evil that we'll always win.
Nico: True.
Picard: Yes.
Nico: But what happened Jean Luc?
Picard: It's not good.
We were told everything from Picard and the crew and it was brutal.
When he was done we were shocked.
Me: Oh man!
Nico: This is terrible.
Stickybeard: Can me Candy Pirates help out against those scallywags?
Picard: They can yes.
Me: Geordi you're not wearing your trademark visor anymore. What happened?
Geordi: It's a long story.
Me: Let me guess. The Planet Baku and its Metaphasic Radiation healed your eyes and made it better than ever.
Geordi: Exactly.
Me: I knew it.
Nico: Wow that is cool.
Qin: We missed out on things haven't we.
Picard: You sure did.
Riker: And me and Deanna married.
Me: Wow congratulations to you both.
Nico: Same here.
Deanna: Thank you.
Eli: Guys we got trouble!
We went to the bridge and we saw the Scimitar getting its targeting arms ready!
Me: Oh no he's getting ready to fire Thalaron Radiation!
Picard: How long until he can fire.
Eli: We estimate 7 minutes.
Geordi: When the Targeting arms are fully deployed, the matrix on the bridge will relay the Thalaron Radiation to the firing points at their tips. No one on this ship will survive.
Me: So that's it.
Nico: Good thing we're all immune to radiation.
Qin: Yeah. We discovered we're all immune to any form of Radiation.
Iron Lung: We still need to blow that thing up!
Me: And we will.
Nico: Yeah. First this. Eli target the targeting arms and blast them off.
Eli: Aye aye sir!
Eli got the weapons ready and fired a laser blast and blew the arms totally off the Scimitar!
Nico: Not this time Shinzon.
Me: I'll hold him off while you guys have the usual battles. No doubt he'll come after Picard himself now.
Nico: Knowing Shinzon he will.
Picard: That's right.
Nico: Lets head to our gym on the ship and get ready.
We nodded.
Android 21: First, let me scan which of the Scimitar is still operational.
Nico: Okay.
Android 21 did a scan on the ship and discovered that the weapons and shields are down but not the transporters.
Android 21: Transporters are still operational but their shields and all their weapons systems are all down.
Nico: Excellent. We have him right where we want him.
Camie: He is going to pay for his crimes.
Nico: Big time.
Radioactive Man: Let's have something to eat before the usual battles.
Maria: I wonder if the food on here is like plane food.
Me: Don't worry it is.
I snapped my fingers and made our favorite foods appear.
Me: And no we don't have any Romulan Ale.
Picard: Good I had too much of that stuff to drink earlier.
Qin: That is some very strong stuff.
Poromon: Aw man. I wanted to try that.
Horsea: Me too!
Future Maria: My young self is watching you and the other mascots, Horsea.
Nico: Yeah.
Horsea: (GULPS)
Maria: (Makes the I'm watching you finger gesture)
Nico: Besides Romulan Ale is too strong for you guys.
Picard: Digimon and Pokemon that drink?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Qin: Yeah.
Ratso: This is so good!
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
Geordi: Yeah it's delicious.
Homer: It sure is always good.
Bart: Now we can get Homer to use one of the Remans to scratch his butt.
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!
He strangled Bart.
Lily zapped Homer.
ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!
Homer let go.
Multiplex: Here's an army we can use.
Multiplex made 930 copies of himself.
Nico: Awesome!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Nice.
Nico: All right are we ready?
We nodded.
Nico: Lets do it.
We went to the gym on the ship. We were ready.
Akira Nijino: This will be Shinzon's day to die
Me: Big time.
Nico: Here we go.
We got ready for an entrance.
Nico opened a portal and it had the Scimitar bridge appear through it and then Shinzon and the Remans came through it and then it closed. Then the spirits of the Romulans appeared and swirled around them and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Shinzon you will pay for everything you did!
Shinzon: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: And your executioners.
Shiv: J.D., you go after Shinzon. After the usual battles, we'll catch up.
Me: With pleasure.
I went up to him.
Me: Shinzon you will die now.
I teleported and blasted the Remans away and then I punched Shinzon in the face and sent him flying and he skidded and he pulled out a blade and went at me and then…
SLASH!
He slashed my face across my right cheek!
Me: OUCH!
But his blade dissolved because of my poisonous blood.
Shinzon: What the?
Me: My blood is poisonous.
Blood streamed down my face.
He then pulled out his dagger and I kicked it out of his hands and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kneed him in the chin.
Then Dr. Light, Man Ray, Captain Cold, Hydrax, Knightbrace, Juggernaut, Scorpion, Black Manta, Six Gum Gang, and Mysterio appeared.
Nico: Dr. Light, Man Ray, Captain Cold, Hydrax, Knightbrace, Juggernaut, Scorpion, Black Manta, Six Gum Gang, and Mysterio.
Dr. Light: You know this isn't a big mission, right?
Nico: We know. But J.D. really wanted the usual battles to be done first.
Man Ray: (shrugs) Fair enough.
Captain Cold: But we're helping him after the battles.
Nico: Cool.
Hydrax: We heard you relaxed in the park.
Nico: Yep.
Knightbrace: Had a nice time?
Nico: We sure did.
?: That's good.
A figure came out and it was NIGHTMARE from episode 39 of Lost Galaxy!
Nightmare served as the finishing blow against the Rangers as Hexuba prepared to destroy them and proved to be a formidable opponent until Mike Corbett destroyed Hexuba's crystal ball by deflecting one of Hexuba's own attacks. With the dream spell broken, the Rangers were able to fight back against Nightmare better with Damon injuring him with a strike from his Power-Up Claw into Nightmare's cannons.
After taking a hit from Damon, Nightmare grew giant and the Rangers called upon the Galaxy Megazord to fight him. Nightmare was too much for them so Damon called upon the Centaurus Megazord to help. The Centaurus Megazord beats up Nightmare, allowing the Galaxy Megazord to destroy him.
Nico: Nightmare!
Eli: I remember you! You were a trump card for Hexuba. You were his strongest monster.
Nightmare: Yep.
Eli: Nice.
William: Do you really cause nightmares?
Nightmare: Not really. I just got my name because my battle was in a dream realm.
Nico: Nice.
We got the battles underway.
Kairi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Pyris, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light - Nico's Rescue and Talk about The Accomplishments of The Brave 12
Core Medals: Dr. Light, Roulette and U.A. Molten Man
Fullbottles: Dr. Light and Roulette
Dr. Light was first.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) Nico's rescue was more like relaxation. And Talking about The Accomplishments of The Brave 12.
Kairi: It sure was and it was really awesome hearing about everything that they did like that.
Twilight Sparkle: Even though it was back in the teams old days it was really amazing to hear about.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah we all thought it was awesome.
Spyro: It was amazing how they took down Aku and got the entire planet to unite against him in the end.
Pyris: And how they met Ashi and her sisters and saved them from darkness.
Dr. Light: That is really awesome. I remember reading the book called The Chronicles of The Brave 12 and it was absolutely breathtaking. Lets do it!
Kairi used the Core Medals for Dr. Light, Roulette and U.A. Molten Man and fired waves of lava and light and smashed him down.
DR. LIGHT! ROULETTE! BEST MATCH!
She fired light blasts and smashed him all over.
Kairi activated her Ridewatch and they danced to the Kingdom Hearts Song and fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.
Gali, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Squidstrictor, Melissa Edinborough, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray - Us battling Another Spidermonkey
Core Medals: Man Ray, Quackerjack and Aligned Scowl
Fullbottles: Man Ray and Quackerjack
Man Ray was next.
Man Ray: (to Gali) Nico, Brody, and the others did good fighting Another Spidermonkey. Was it like fighting Spider-Man?
Gali: It was in some sort of way but it was awesome.
Rarity: Oh it was most fun darlings. And we danced and sang all kinds of awesome songs.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was cool to listen and hear.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it was awesome.
Squidstrictor: It was really fun.
Melissa Edinborough: That was so fun to hear about and the songs everyone did was awesome.
Man Ray: I'm glad everyone had a good time. Lets do it!
Gali used the Core Medals for Man Ray, Quackerjack and Aligned Scowl and fired waves of water and smashed him down.
MAN RAY! QUACKERJACK! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of water and energy and smashed him down.
Gali activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Waltz music and fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.
Qin, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold - Lincoln's Rescue
Core Medals: Captain Cold, Steelbeak, Hammerstrike
Fullbottles: Captain Cold and Steelbeak
Captain Cold was next.
Captain Cold: (to Qin) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Shivermist Mountains. How was it?
Qin: It was great and we took down the Vexicons and Lincoln purified their Vexicon Bracers and Nico got the Basilisk, Lucy got the bat, Lynn got the Panther and Anko got the snake.
Captain Cold: That's cool! Pun intended but that's 2 of Gemina's major enemies all destroyed.
Qin: That's for sure.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure is. We're slowly destroying them one by one.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there and Necrafa will soon come back one day and she will die.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Celestia: And she will soon get the Black Gates.
Captain Cold: Yes she sure will. Lets do it!
Qin used the Core Medals for Captain Cold, Steelbeak, Hammerstrike and fired waves of ice and fire and smashed him down.
CAPTAIN COLD! STEELBEAK! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of ice and smashed him down.
Qin activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Jungle Music and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Ino, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Suriko, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax - Meeting a Gene-Slammer for Jizukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju
Core Medals: Hydrax, Beagle Boys and Aligned Cyclonus
Fullbottles: Hydrax and Beagle Boys
Hydrax was next.
Hydrax: (to Ino) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in izukiru, The Star Destroying Kaiju. What's her name?
Ino: Her name is Junko Sutādesutoroiyā and she is the cousin of Deedlit in the world of Lodoss.
Fluttershy: Oh yes and she knows so many things about the stars. She is really amazing with it.
Tornado Bolt: And her story is really cool too.
FLASHBACK
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Junko, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Junko, what's the story on why you hate Luan, Lola, and Lisa with a burning passion?
Junko Sutādesutoroiyā: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like it one bit. One night, Lincoln and I were outside looking at the stars, and we've especially been looking at the constellations. But, then, we heard the sound of a tank heading this way, and Lincoln saw who it was inside it with his vampire vision: it was that mad scientist lunatic, Lisa, and with her were that deranged prankster, Luan, and that bad-tempered evil pink-wearing pageant demon, Lola, and they were going to kill us. Lisa fired the tank and she tried to blow us up, Luan fired dynamite at us, and Lola fired bombs at us, but we dodged them all, and Lincoln really had about enough of them. So, he grabbed the tank's main gun with his hands and bended it so it was pointing at the hatch with his immense superhuman strength, and Lisa, Lola, and Luan abandoned the tank, but it wouldn't save them from me as I pummeled the three of them into the dirt, and tied them up in super-strong chains, and it was so strong, even Lola and Luan couldn't chew through these. Then, Lincoln unbends the tank's main gun, and he lifted it up and he tossed it into the air and fired an energy blast and destroyed it completely. The rest of the family showed up, and we told everyone what those three tried to do to us, and as a result, Luan, Lola, and Lisa were grounded for eleven weeks, and Lincoln had Luna, Lana, and Lily choose some really horrific punishments for them.
We gasped in surprise.
Nico: Whoa, what were they?
Luna: (Smirks) I had Luan polish every last one of my instruments and my Mick Swagger records, and she wasn't allowed anywhere near her prank supplies and her dummy, and she couldn't make any sort of pun whatsoever.
Me: Yikes.
Lana: (Smiles) I had Lola take care of every last one of my pets, and she couldn't even wear her dress or tiara whatsoever, or get anywhere near her tea sets, dresses, tiaras, and pageant supplies whatsoever, and Lincoln chose the worst kind of punishment ever: she had to help me with some of the most dirty jobs in the house, especially working on Vanzilla.
Nico: (Gasps) Ooh, now that's harsh.
Lily: (Smirks) Not as harsh as the punishment I chose for Lisa: she wasn't allowed anywhere near her science lab whatsoever, plus, I had her disgusting studies thrown out in the trash, and as for Todd and the rest of her robots, I had them thrown in her bunker and I changed the code.
We gasped even more at Lily's harsh punishment for Lisa.
Nico: Those were some very harsh punishments, but well deserved for what they did. Shiv was right: the Dark Sides of The Louds really enjoy pissing Lincoln off, along with his Guardian Angels.
Me: But, in the end, karma got them hard on the butt, and they were sent to The Black Gates for good. Plus, I think I know just why Dark Lincoln was born in Lincoln: it's because of the heartless actions of the Dark Sides of The Loud Sisters.
Lincoln: I was thinking the same thing, J.D. The Dark Sides of my sisters were the ones who caused Dark Lincoln to be born inside me, and their heartless actions were really angering me to no end, and they just won't stop until I'm dead along with everyone who supported me: friends, family, teachers, and anyone else. But, Dark Lincoln and the Dark Sides of my sisters also wanted to destroy everyone on Earth and cause chaos, so they had to get sent to The Black Gates for good.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln.
Emily Jones: And I can't believe it was because of the dark sides of your sisters, that you had a dark side in you, Linky.
Lincoln: Yeah, it's the dark sides of my sisters' fault, they're to blame for that big time, what a bunch of monsters.
Luna: And me, Lana, Leni, Lucy, Laney, and Lily also got caught in the accursed hive mind of the mean sisters, and that caused our dark sides to be born as well. Now, I really wish I smashed my cymbals in Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's ears years ago, and made them go deaf.
Laney: Yeah, but what's done is done, and with the Dark Sides permanently removed from us, we're freed from that nightmare for good.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Hydrax: Geez! That is harsh but very fitting for those monsters back then.
Stealth Elf: Yeah they were harsh but they had it coming.
Tayuya: Those fucking bitches had it coming big time. Fucking motherfuckers!
Jirobo: (Offscreen) Tayuya watch your language!
Tayuya: Oh shut up fatso!
Suriko: But Tayuya is right on that. They had it coming.
Hydrax: I agree there. Lets do it!
Ino used the Core Medals for Hydrax, Beagle Boys and Aligned Cyclonus and fired waves of fired waves of flowers and smashed her all over.
HYDRAX! BEAGLE BOYS! BEST MATCH!
She fired more flowers and smashed her all over.
Ino activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Jungle Music and fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed her down.
Zarya Moonwolf, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Galus, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace - Kopaka and Emu's Bonding
Core Medals: Knightbrace, Glomgold and Nightra
Fullbottles: Knightbrace and Glomgold
Knightbrace was next.
Knightbrace: (to Zarya) I hope Kopaka and Emu enjoyed their Bonding. They earned it.
Zarya Moonwolf: They most sure did and that is so awesome. We even talked about how Nico made so many great video games for the M.O.E. And how big of a success they were.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah those were great and awesome.
Cozy Glow: And Nico made a huge amount of money for them as well.
Hex: We're happy for him too.
Galus: You got that right.
Knightbrace: I'm glad they had fun. Lets do it!
Zarya used the Core Medals for Knightbrace, Glomgold and Nightra and fired waves of blue fire and moonlight and smashed him down.
KNIGHTBRACE! FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of blue fire and smashed him down.
Zarya activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Rock Music and they fired waves of magic, bones, stars, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Cameron, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Four Arms, Android 21 and Suzumebachi VS Juggernaut - Us battling Another Zodiart for Lupus the Wolf
Core Medals: Juggernaut, Bradford Buzzard and Yost Juggernaut
Fullbottles: Juggernaut and Bradford Buzzard
Juggernaut was next.
Juggernaut: (to Cameron) You guys did good battling Another Zodiart for Lupus the Wolf. That's what Garu represents.
Cameron: That is too true and it's so awesome.
Pinkie Pie: We all had a great time seeing what this one was like too.
Featherweight: Yeah it was amazing.
Sprocket: Lupus The Wolf is really awesome as well.
Four Arms: Yeah that was really cool to see them battle too.
Anita Jóhannsson: (Icelandic Accent) It most sure was and we got a great thrill out of it too.
Suzumebachi: It was really awesome.
Juggernaut: It sure was. Lets do it!
Cameron used the Core Medals for Juggernaut, Bradford Buzzard and Yost Juggernaut and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
JUGGERNAUT! BRADFORD BUZZARD! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of energgy and blasted him down.
Cameron activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Comedy Music and fired waves of gears, metal, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Duncan, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Actia, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion - Captain Picard is an awesome Captain for the Enterprise of the 24th Century
Core Medals: Scorpion, Sentinel Prime and Vertebreak
Fullbottles: Scorpion and Sentinel Prime
Scorpion was next.
Scorpion: (to Duncan) Captain Picard is an awesome Captain for the Enterprise of the 24th Century. He's probably just as famous as Kirk.
Duncan: He sure is amazing and Picard has done so much in the 24th Century.
Rainbow Dash: He is really awesome and he took down the forces of the Borg and many evil alien races out there.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding there.
Whirlwind: That is really awesome and amazing.
Actia: We all think so as well.
Scorpion: It is awesome and neat. Lets do it!
Duncan used the Core Medals for Scorpion, Sentinel Prime and Vertebreak and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
SCORPION! SENTINEL PRIME! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of acid and energy and smashed him down.
Duncan activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Rock Music and fired waves of rainbows, wind, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Yusuke Urameshi, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Jetray, Miranda Rodriguez, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - Hard to imagine that Shinzon is a clone of Captain Picard
Core Medals: Black Manta, Bonecrusher and Shadelock
Fullbottles: Black Manta and Bonecrusher
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) Hard to imagine that Shinzon is a clone of Captain Picard. And an evil one at that!
Yusuke Urameshi: Yeah it's hard to imagine! And he's hellbent on Galactic Conquest.
Applejack: Yeah he wants to destroy all life in the entire Galaxy as well as Earth.
Apple Bloom: He plans to do so with Thalaron Radiation and destroy everything on Earth.
Flashwing: Not on our watch!
Jetray: Yeah that monster has another thing coming!
Miranda Rodriguez: No way are we going to allow that to happen.
Black Manta: Yeah he must be stopped big time. Lets do it!
Yusuke used the Core Medals for Black Manta, Bonecrusher and Shadelock and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
BLACK MANTA! BONECRUSHER! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him all over.
Yusuke activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Country Western Music and fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him all over the place.
Right Suzuki (ToQger), Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kalolo, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang - Shinzon did all sorts of horrible atrocities and now he wants to annihilate the Earth
Core Medals: Six Gum Gang, Constructicon Devastator and Wildbreak
Fullbottles: Six Gum Gang and Constructicon Devastator
The Six Gum Gang was next.
Runt: (to Right) Shinzon did all sorts of horrible atrocities.
Lunk: And now, he wants to annihilate the Earth.
Right Suzuki: No kidding there and we're not going to let him do so.
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding there. He is a heartless monster. He killed the entire Romulan Senate and now he wants to destroy the Earth.
Moondust: We won't let that happen.
Snowdrop: Yeah he is a monster.
Gari: The only thing Shinzon is getting is a trip to the Black Gates for his crimes.
Blackout: Big time true.
Goof: Yeah what a jerk.
Dixie: He has no right to live.
Kalolo: No he sure doesn't. Not after what he did.
Wilbur: That is for sure y'all.
Runt: Lets do it!
Right used the Core Medals for Six Gum Gang, Constructicon Devastator and Wildbreak and fired waves of red energy and smashed the gang down.
SIX GUM GANG! CONSTRUCTICON DEVASTATOR! BEST MATCH!
He fired waves of red energy and smashed them all over the place.
Right activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Railroad Music and fired waves of red light and darkness and smashed them all over and knocked them down.
Yusei Fudo, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Echo Echo, Rhonda LaBouche, Ri'Oha and Ghuul VS Mysterio - Shinzon is pure evil and he must be destroyed.
Core Medals: Mysterio, Iron Maiden and King of Flan
Fullbottles: Mysterio and Iron Maiden
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) Shinzon is a pure evil being who must be destroyed. And which Heartless robots can I use this time?
Yusei: How about Water Core Heartless next.
Mysterio: Good choice.
He summoned said robots.
Yusei: Yeah I agree there. He assassinated the entire Romulan Senate and now he plans to destroy all life on the Earth.
Princess Celestia: That's why we're not going to let him live another second longer.
King Solar: Yeah what he did is beyond pure evil.
Amber Morning: He needs to be destroyed at all costs.
Spotlight: He sure does.
Echo Echo: (Techno Voice) Yeah what a ruthless beast.
Rhonda LaBouche: No kidding there. He will pay for everything he did.
Mysterio: Big time. Lets do it!
Yusei used the Core Medals for Mysterio, Iron Maiden and King of Flan and fired waves of energy and smashed him all over.
MYSTERIO! IRON MAIDEN! BEST MATCH!
HE fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Yusei activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Pop Music and fired waves of light and smashed him down.
Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Nightmare
Nightmare was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Evil Twin Clones, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the Anti-Evil Twin Clones symbol etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also blasters included with the swords as well.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
Lost Galaxy Rangers: LIGHTS OF ORION! ACTIVATE!
The Lost Galaxy Rangers glowed and donned awesome armbands, belt buckles and got Claw Gauntlets and got Crossguards for their Quasar Sabers!
Nico: YEAH!
Leo: POWER UP MODE!
They ran at Nightmare and turned into a ball of energy and and the group fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit Nightmare first and then the rangers flew through him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Nightmare you have failed this universe!
Leo: Yeah he has!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Everyone regrouped.
Ghuul: Now, let's go help JD!
Turtle: I hope we can still join in!
Nico: Oh we will.
POW! BLAM BIFF!
I was clobbering Shinzon all over the place with incredible brutality and smashing him all over.
He went at me and I jumped and grabbed his head with my legs and did a flip and smashed him into the ground!
Me: Had enough?
Shinzon got up.
Shinzon: (Spits out blood) Never!
Me: You make me sick Shinzon. Everyone fall in!
Everyone came.
Troy: I know the perfect morph for this!
Tsukasa: So do I!
Kamen Ride: Fourze!
Kamen Ride: Meteor!
Kamen Ride: Nadeshiko!
Emma: We already are the Lost Galaxy Team.
Troy: That's true and that's the morph that's perfect for this.
Qin: It sure is.
Tsukasa turned into Fourze and Daiki summoned Clones of said riders!
Starlight Glimmer: I've had more than enough of you to last a million eternities!
Then a white light appeared in front of Starlight and it landed in her hands. It was a Grand Zi-O Majesty Ridewatch and it was for Saber! It was a purple ridewatch for the secondary members of the Saber Team including Saber.
Starlight Glimmer: My own Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!
She activated it.
Starlight Glimmer: HENSHIN!
She had the spirits and symbols of the Swords of the Saber Kamen Riders appear and then she donned an awesome prismatic Saber Armor appear and she had all the powers of the Wonder Ride Books and a Rainbow Blade Sword in her hands! She turned into KAMEN RIDER SABER GRAND ZI-O MAJESTY!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: Wow Starlight that is awesome!
Woz: REJOICE! A true saviour to save those who are suffering from the darkness of Literature and Fantasy and bring light back to the future of books and knowledge. Her name is Kamen Rider Saber Geiz Majesty! A moment of nativity.
Nico: WOW!
Qin: That is so awesome!
Starlight Glimmer: Wow! This is amazing! Lets see what it can do.
She tapped the symbol for Falchion.
"The Immortal Phoenix unleashed the fury of flames from its wings and flew into the air and released a massive raging inferno unto its enemies in the form of a shower of fire from the heavens, striking down its enemies with divine justice and immortal purity."
She spread wings of pure fire and fired waves of fire and fireballs and blasted Shinzon all over and the fireballs hit the Reman men all over and incinerated them into dust!
Nico: WHOA!
Camie: That was incredible!
Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome!
Eli: It sure was!
Nico: Lets not forget this.
They pulled out their Zenkai Cannons.
Everyone: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!
They summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger and Kyurangers and clones of the Fourze, Build, Zero One and Gaim Riders!
Maria: Don't forget this.
Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Zenkai Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) STAR FORCE SUPREME!
She summoned Emperor Z, Starmon, Evil Star, Dr. Polaris, Magneto, Key, Xigbar, Dark Laser, Count Dooku, Cad Bane and Living Laser.
Dr. Polaris: This is gonna be good.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at Shinzon!
We pulverized and smashed and blasted him all over.
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place as we were bashing and pulverizing him all over with intense fury.
Cyrenox and Wamma blasted and smashed Shinzon all over.
Perceptor, Bombshell, C.C., and Nunnally used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Perceptor's Concussion Rifle, Bombshell's Head-Mountain Mortar and Nunnally and C.C.'s powers 100-fold.
Nunnally and G1 Bombshell: EXPLOSIVE BARRAGE BLAST!
C.C. and Perceptor: IMMORTAL CONCUSSION BLAST!
Cybertron Force and Evil Lyn: MAGIC CYBERTRON BLAST!
Turtle Thunderstrike and Turtle: TURTLE LIGHTNING BURST!
Magic Cure Force and Common Cold: MAGIC SNOT ROCKETS!
Sports of Lava and Shiv: LAVA BLADE DANCE!
Dark Widow Power and Shade: DARKNESS MEGA FURY!
Comedy Clone Shenanigans and Multiplex: CLONE BOMB BARRAGE!
Country Lung Blast and Iron Lung: WIND COUNTRY FORCE!
Rock Wolf Shot and Koragg: WOLF ROCK MEGA BARRAGE!
Jewel Video Game Matrix and Control Freak: GROGANCH JEWEL STORM!
Radioactive Fallout Blast and Radioactive Man: NUCLEAR FURY STORM!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP SUPER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fay Runnington, Jean Luc Picard, Twilight Sparkle, me and Nico: UNIVERSAL RETRIBUTION DEATH RAY!
We fired a massive energy blast!
Lincoln: ENTERPRISE CREW ELEMENT STYLE: JAMES T. KIRK!
Jessica Shannon: ENTERPRISE CREW STING STYLE: SPOCK!
Peni Parker: ENTERPRISE CREW WEB STYLE: MALLORY!
Entrapta: ENTERPRISE CREW LIGHTNING STYLE: LYNNE LUCERO!
Perfuma: ENTERPRISE CREW NATURE STYLE: ALDEN!
Frosta: ENTERPRISE CREW ICE STYLE: MARPLE!
Mai Shiranui: ENTERPRISE CREW FIRE STYLE: TONIA BARROWS!
Yuna Kamihara: ENTERPRISE CREW WATER STYLE: BERKLEY!
Tatsumaki: ENTERPRISE CREW WIND STYLE: J.M. COLT!
Julie Makimoto: ENTERPRISE CREW EARTH STYLE: DIFALCO!
Colette Brunel: ENTERPRISE CREW LIGHT STYLE: RAHDA!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): ENTERPRISE CREW DARK STYLE: JOHN FARREL!
They fired waves of energy and they formed into said crew members of the Enterprise.
Lincolln and his harem: ENTERPRISE CREW FINAL SMASH: USS ENTERPRISE LASER STRIKE!
They summoned the USS Enterprise to attack and the blasts all hit Shinzon and he was obliterated in a huge fiery explosion of incredible power and he was destroyed.
He was given the black gates as a result.
Me: Reap what you have sown, you evil twin clone.
Nico: He's been asking for it for a long time. Nice work, team, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of that monster Alicorn wannabe, Evil Cozy Glow, to deal with, and that little monster should be arriving...right now!
?: You will all pay for ruining my plans to get rid of you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Cozy Glow: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Evil Cozy Glow.
A red blast of energy came flying at us, but Lincoln deflected it and it hits a figure who was forced out of the shadows and we saw who it was: it was Evil Cozy Glow.
Apple Bloom: I should've known it was you, you evil, low-down, sidewinding monster!
Scootaloo: And we still owe you a beating for what you did long ago.
Sweetie Belle: And you don't deserve to be forgiven any longer.
Evil Cozy Glow: As if you pathetic ponies could...! (Gasps) What, you're Alicorns?! But?!
Apple Bloom: I became an Alicorn last year, if you've already forgotten.
Scootaloo: Yeah, me and Sweetie Belle also ascended and we became Alicorns when that rageaholic monster, Eva, showed up to kill us all. But, this was through both our hard work and determination, something you'd never understand, because you are a worthless, heartless monster, and you don't deserve to even be considered an Alicorn, Evil Cozy Glow.
Cozy Glow: That's right, you're a monster who made me into one, because of losing my mother to illness. But, my mother's back, and I've since severed my ties with you since we kicked your butt in Equestria and during the April 12th War.
Evil Cozy Glow: Why, you inconsiderate, little...!
Evil Cozy Glow was about to blast Cozy Glow, but Lincoln grabbed her by the horn with his large right hand and he tossed her into a wall with his immense brute superhuman strength, and he's pissed her off now.
Kita Schrodinger: Whoa, nice throw, Lincoln. Now, it's time to put an end to her. But, first.
Kita Schrodinger fired a pink energy blast and it hits Evil Cozy Glow, and made her even more mad.
Evil Cozy Glow: Who do you think you are to get in my way, you lowly peasant?!
Kita Schrodinger: Someone who refuses to stand here and let you hurt my friends. (pink energy aura flares up) I am Kita Schrodinger, Champion of Twinkleshine, The Alicorn Princess of Creativity and one of the 27 girls chosen by The Elements of Harmony to be The Champion of Patience.
This horrified Evil Cozy Glow badly.
Evil Cozy Glow: Impossible, The Champions of Harmony have returned?!
Suddenly, Kita Schrodinger's light blue eyes turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with Alicorns, stars, and magic, she unholstered her massive her Sword of The Champion of Harmony, and as she approached Evil Cozy Glow, she left pink energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Kita Schrodinger: Evil Cozy Glow, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you committed against Equestria. You are nothing more than a hate-filled monster who never cared about anyone except for yourself and you are nothing but a disgrace to true Alicorns, and I will see to it that you receive the ultimate punishment for your crimes: death!
Suddenly, Kita Schrodinger was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kita Schrodinger emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Kita Schrodinger grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, she has neon light blue eyes and a pink energy aura with Alicorns, stars, and magic surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Twinkleshine's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with light blue gems for eyes and the Creativity and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems on the gold hourglass links and light blue crystal links and a pink Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Creativity and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Kita Schrodinger has on a sleeveless light blue vest, short-sleeved pink shirt with the tattoo of the Elements of Harmony on her right arm, pink skirt, light blue pants, purple legwarmers, pink sneakers, and long sleeveless pink trenchcoat with stars on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Kita Schrodinger felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with light blue tips on the large pink feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Kita Schrodinger has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Kita Schrodinger's massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Twinkleshine's Friendship Star Greatsword of Magical Creativity and Starshine Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade with the cutie mark of Twinkleshine etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with sapphire blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and sapphire blue gems for the eyes and a large light blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Kita Schrodinger, Champion of Twinkleshine, The Champion of Creativity, One of The Twenty-Seven Champions of Harmony, Skilled and Creative Artist, Destroyer of Evil Cozy Glow and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Stars and Creativity"
キタ・シュレディンガー、トゥインクルシャインのチャンピオン、クリエイティビティのチャンピオン、ハーモニーの 27 人のチャンピオンの 1 人、熟練したクリエイティブなアーティスト、邪悪なコージー・グローとドゥームズデイ 23 のデストロイヤー、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットのディフェンダー、ナイツのメンバーフレンドシップテーブルのマスターであり、星と創造力の力のマスター
Kita Schrodinger has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY CREATIVE STAR SHINE ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CREATIVITY AND DIVINE STAR CREATIVE LOVE!
We were amazed by Kita Schrodinger's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Evil Cozy Glow saw it, she went mad and fired another red energy blast from her horn while laughing evilly, but Kita deflected it with her Elemental Shield of Harmony and she fired a powerful pink energy blast with stars, magic, and Alicorns, and it hits Evil Cozy Glow and sent her flying into a wall, but she's not out yet, and she's really mad now.
Nico: Whoa, Kita Schrodinger's transformed, so awesome!
Me: You got that right.
Ken Knudson: And now, it's Twinkleshine's turn to transform.
Kita Schrodinger: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Creative Star Alicorn and Divine Star Creativity Love) That's right, Ken, and then, the three of us can get after Evil Cozy Glow.
Twinkleshine: That's right. Now, it's my turn to transform.
Suddenly, Twinkleshine's light blue eyes turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with Alicorns, stars, and magic, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Knights of the Friendship Table from her back, and as she approached Evil Cozy Glow, she left pink energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Twinkleshine: Evil Cozy Glow, I will never forgive you for the crimes you committed against Equestria, not to mention what you did in locking Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle in a broom closet while you planned to take over Ponyville, and you also turned Cozy Glow into monster like you. You are nothing more than a hate-filled monster who never cared about anyone except for yourself and you are nothing but a disgrace to true Alicorns, and I'll see to it that you pay the ultimate punishment for your crimes: death!
Suddenly, Twinkleshine was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a light blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Twinkleshine emerged, but she was changed forever.
Twinkleshine grew from 6'0" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, she has neon light blue eyes and a pink energy aura with Alicorns, stars, and magic surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with light blue gems for eyes and the Creativity and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems on the gold hourglass links and light blue crystal links and a pink Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Creativity and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Twinkleshine has on a short-sleeved purple blouse, purple skirt, black socks, dark blue high-heels, and long sleeveless pink trenchcoat with stars on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Twinkleshine felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with light blue tips on the large pink feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Twinkleshine has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Twinkleshine's massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Twinkleshine's Friendship Star Greatsword of Magical Creativity and Starshine Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade with the cutie mark of Twinkleshine etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large light blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with sapphire blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and sapphire blue gems for the eyes and a large light blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Twinkleshine, The Alicorn Princess of Creativity, One of Twilight Sparkle's Many Friends from Canterlot, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Member of The Canterlot Five, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Stars, Creativity, and Alicorns"
トゥインクルシャイン、クリエイティビティのアリコーン プリンセス、カンタロット出身のトワイライト スパークルの多くの友人の 1 人、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、カンタロット ファイブのメンバー、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットのディフェンダー、フレンドシップ テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、マスタースター、クリエイティビティ、アリコーンの力
Twinkleshine's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY CREATIVE STAR SHINE ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CREATIVITY AND DIVINE STAR CREATIVE LOVE!
We were amazed by Twinkleshine's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Evil Cozy Glow saw it, she went mad and she fired another red energy blast from her horn while laughing evilly, but Twinkleshine deflected it with her Elemental Shield of Harmony and she fired a powerful pink energy blast with stars, magic, and Alicorns, and it hits Evil Cozy Glow and sent her flying into a wall, but she's not out yet, and she's really mad now.
Nico: Whoa, now Twinkleshine's transformed too?! Really cool!
Twinkleshine: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Creative Star Alicorn and Divine Star Creativity Love) Now, we can finally take down Evil Cozy Glow and send this monster back to where she belongs.
Lincoln: Somewhere she'll never return to hurt anyone ever again.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Twinkleshine and Kita Schrodinger.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Your days of trying to take over Equestria are finally over, Evil Cozy Glow, and this time, you're never coming back to hurt anyone again, you monster Alicorn wannabe.
Kita Schrodinger, Twinkleshine, and Lincoln went after Evil Cozy Glow, who continued firing red blasts from her horn while laughing insanely, but they deflected them all, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy blasts, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow lighting, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at Evil Cozy Glow, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was being burned badly by The Magic of Friendship. Then, they attack her with their massive greatswords and they left painful scars on her, and because of the purity of the attacks, it really burned her badly, and the wounds she suffered would never heal. Then, Lincoln grabs Evil Cozy Glow by the horn in his large left hand and he began sucking out and absorbing all of her powers and hatred and he and the rest of us made them our own, and when Lincoln was done, Evil Cozy Glow was weakened to such a degree she couldn't even stand.
This allowed Kita Schrodinger, Twinkleshine, and Lincoln to finish Evil Cozy Glow off by firing powerful energy beams and they overwhelm Mean Rarity and they exploded with incredible power, killing her for good. We cheered wildly for what Kita Schrodinger, Twinkleshine, and Lincoln did to Evil Cozy Glow as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Kita Schrodinger and Twinkleshine are permanent.
Then, as Evil Cozy Glow's spirit appeared, the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the massive Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on Lincoln's wider and more muscular back glowed, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on my massive greatsword, and Evil Cozy Glow's spirit was surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed on the ground, and she was chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and the energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and they found her guilty of her crimes, and the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at Evil Cozy Glow and Lincoln aimed his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds at Evil Cozy Glow.
Lincoln: Evil Cozy Glow, for the crimes that you've committed against Equestria and for trying to take over Ponyville and Equestria, you have been found guilty, and the punishment for your crimes is death.
This horrified Evil Cozy Glow, as she soon saw her days of havoc and chaos are about to end.
Lincoln: MANE 12 HARMONIOUS CUTIE MARK FINAL JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln fires a very powerful barrage of rainbow energy beams with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels from his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the energy images of The Mane 12 fired colored magic energy beams from their horns, and as they hit Evil Cozy Glow's spirit, they exploded with incredible power and her spirit was condemned to The Black Gates, and she was fading away.
Evil Cozy Glow: CURSE YOU TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (FADES AWAY)
Evil Cozy Glow's spirit was erased from existence by the spirits of all those she's hurt, and she would never return again.
Nico: Alright, that's another member of The Doomsday 23 put down for good, and only a few more to go.
Lincoln: Which means, the next member of The Doomsday 23 to take down tomorrow is Rabia.
Jackie Snoddgrass: Which means it's up to the three of us to take that bloodthirsty monster down for good.
Lemon Hearts: Yep, you, me, and Lincoln.
Nico: That bloodthirsty monster's been asking for it for a very long time.
Me: Yeah, the crimes Rabia has committed against The Crystal Empire can never be forgiven, that bloodthirsty lunatic deserves only to die.
Lincoln: Along with the hated King Sombra, The Black-Hearted Demonic Unicorn. But, that'll be for a much later date.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln, but when that day comes, that black-hearted demonic unicorn has a lot to answer for, including what he did to Princess Cadence's mom, Princess Amore.
Princess Cadence: He deserves to die for his black-hearted crimes against The Crystal Empire, and for what he did to my mother, but like Lincoln said, that's for a much later date.
Me: Right, so we have to be patient until then.
Nico: Yep.
Juggernaut: Looks like it's the end of Shinzon.
Scorpion: Damn right it is.
Me: And we avenged the deaths of the Romulan Senate.
Black Manta: What do we do with the Scimitar?
Dixie: We could sell it for spare parts
Wilbur: Or we can rebuild it.
Goof: Either option is fine by me.
Nico: We'll rebuild it and add it to our arsenal of ships.
Qin: Good idea.
Mysterio: It's a shame Kirk couldn't join us.
Nico: Yeah but it''s best he rests after a big mission. Besides this was awesome and cool.
Me: It sure was. Jean Luc we're sorry about your ship getting so damaged.
Picard: It's all right. But thank you all for helping us.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: Yep. But great job today everyone. We saved the entire universe from a fate no one should ever go through in a billion years.
Qin: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle: That's for sure. (To the Viewers) Hope you liked this awesome interstellar adventure and how we took down one of the most dangerous enemies of the galaxy.
Qin: I know we all did.
Nico: Yep. Now Shinzon of Remus is nothing but a forgotten memory. Lets go home.
We went back home to Earth after having the Scimitar wreck brought on board and we fixed it up and modified it as an awesome battlecruiser and a powerful Superlaser Ship when the time comes. We fixed up the Enterprise and made it good as new and gave it all kinds of modifications to its weapons, shields and systems. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Star Trek Nemesis of 2002 was a great movie and I thought it was so awesome and cool.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Aurico, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to Maritime Bay and we're going to help Sunny with some cleaning around the house and we're going to find an awesome mystery that will lead to an amazing secret of the Starscout Family. We're going to figure out a mystery about a blanket that was hidden in Maritime Bay, Zephyr Heights and Bridlewood. Also we're going to meet and battle Another The Worst. This one is not gonna be that much of a challenge though. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for one of the Imperium Horde. Her name is Anita Bathory and she is from Hungary and she is a gene-slammer of the aliens that the Justice League defeated when they first formed the League. And she is also a great spy and infiltrator and has awesome shape-shifting powers and has an awesome arsenal of weapons and intense psychic powers. She also has the ability to control the Imperium Horde. So this one will be interesting. The match-up scene is for Jackie Snoddgrass, Lemon Hearts, and Lincoln, as they're going to destroy the next member of the Doomsday 23, Rabia. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Chicago in the world of the 1993 series, Biker Mice From Mars, and we're not only going to meet Charley Davidson, Throttle, Vinnie, and Modo, but we're also going to take down Lawrence Limburger and have him recruited into The Masters of Evil. And they're going to meet a Ghostrick Angel of Mischief Gene-Slammer named Ursula Truaigheaingeal, who's not only Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Scotland, but also his classmate in English. She's a fan of the occult as well as anime. Her last name, Truaigheaingeal, means Angel Mischief in Scottish Gaelic. It was Lincoln who introduced Ursula to Yu Yu Hakusho, and she and Lincoln would cosplay from Goku and Chi Chi to even Naruto and Sakura. In fact, while cosplaying as Naruto and Sakura, Lincoln and Ursula kissed each other on the lips, and she's a succubus, as well as being the cousin of Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers, and she hates Lola with a burning passion. Get ready for a tasty adventure as we go to a world made of Krabby Patties and we're going to see not only an awesome and tasty world but we're also going to take down an evil and bloodthirsty version of the Vengeance Express Kids and we're gonna see Kevin, Rolf, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny and Nazz at their worst as they beat up the Eds all over the place like they did in Boo Haw Haw and it's going to be brutal! So get ready for a bloodbath of the funny kind! Also it's Maria's birthday so we're going to have an awesome party for her! Maria is not going with on the rescues because William is gonna take her out on a mission while we get everything set up.
See you all tomorrow
