At the Saturn Insane Asylum was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Whenua, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Rattrap, Lori, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there to do another awesome and cool rescue. But not only that we were there to also get Anna Anyanova some answers from her evil psychotic sister Tanya.
Nico: Anna are you sure you want to do this after what she did to you?
Anna Anyanova: I'm ready for this Nico. But if she is too far gone then this monster is no longer my sister and she deserves the Black Gates.
Me: Well maybe not that far.
Lincoln: Yeah Anna that's a little extreme for someone like her. And I did say that I would give her the King Midas Golden Vengeance Curse if she goes on another rampage.
Qin: That's right you did say that Lincoln.
Rattrap: And it's good that I'm going with you guys too.
Nico: Yep and it's great to give the Maximals some time to shine too.
Varie: It sure is.
Whenua: I'm really looking forward to this too.
Lori: I am too and I literally can't wait to kick Tanya's butt.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Whenua.
Whenua: Anytime Nico. It's going to be so awesome helping you out.
Rattrap: As long as no insane people come after us.
Me: Don't worry Rattrap. We won't let that happen.
Sakura Valencia: Yeah that won't happen because of our powers.
Camie: No it won't.
Nico: Whenua, were you happy to reunite with Gentaro?
Whenua: I sure was. And it was so awesome going on those missions for Fourze.
Gentaro: It was really awesome.
Me: Boy it sure was Gentaro.
Laney: Yeah it sure was.
Lana: I'll say.
Varie: Yeah those missions were the best ever for the year.
Whenua: They sure were.
We heard maniacal laughter at every corner.
Sakura Valencia: Boy these guys are really that dangerous aren't they?
Me: Yeah but that's why we have them out here at 827.67 million miles from Earth.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Anna Anyanova: But it's amazing you built all this out here J.D.
Me: Yeah.
Gentaro: I'm glad that Gamou wanted to form an alliance with us to take Swartz out early. But it was risky with White Wizard, Ryoma, Banno, Adel, Masamune Dan, Evolt, Ark, and Storious still active at the time.
Me: We all are glad for that.
Qin: Yeah that was so awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: And the lessons you learned with friendship are really amazing and inspirational.
Starlight Sparkle: They sure are.
Gentaro: Thank you.
Maria: (laughs) So, "Watson". Did you like the mystery we went on yesterday?
Nico: (LAUGHS) You bet I did.
Qin: That was awesome and it was cool trying out my Shadow Komodo Persona.
Nico: That was awesome.
Whenua: It sure was.
Nico: It was fun.
Camie: I just can't believe that Josh was out for the Good Son Inn like that.
Varie: Man what a jerk.
Me: Yeah and now he's in prison for 30 to 60 years.
Qin: And a great case solved by Shadow Komodo.
We laughed.
Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) It was fun!
Nico: (sarcastically) Ha ha. Laugh it up, guys. But I'm not ashamed of the nickname.
Me: I'm not laughing at you Nico. Besides you did have fun.
Nico: True.
Lori: That was a great mission though.
Nico: It sure was. Is there a reason why you wanted to have Lori come with?
Me: She wanted to burn Tanya with her new Lori Volcana form.
Nico: Nice. We haven't seen that one in a while.
Me: Well Tanya is gonna be in for one nasty surprise.
We arrived at Tanya's room.
Me: Here we are.
Lori: My Volcana form isn't really new.
Me: Well to Tanya she never saw it. But that makes it new to her.
Lori: True.
Me: Here we go.
I opened the door and we went in and saw Tanya Anyanova!
Me: Hello Tanya.
Tanya Anyanova: I will kill Anna for ruining my life!
Qin: You are a sick monster Tanya.
Lori: It's time for us to literally have a talk.
Tanya Anyanova: I WILL KILL YOU LORI!
Lori: Not if I kill you first.
She then floated in the air and then she was enveloped in a ball of fire and she turned into LORI VOLCANA!
Tanya gasped!
She saw Lori smile with flames in her red eyes!
Lori Volcana: I am more than just Lori Santiago, I am also Lori Volcana - Master of Fire!
Nico: And you're toast!
Lori Volcana: Burn.
She fired a wave of fire and it hit Tanya and burned her hair in half.
Me: Nice hairdo bitch.
I showed her hair in a mirror and she gasped!
She screamed like a shock and she was enraged!
Anna then faced her sister.
Anna Anyanova: Hello there Tanya.
Tanya Anyanova: YOU LIFEWRECKER! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME!
Anna Anyanova: You are just too blind to handle the truth!
Lincoln: Anna has a much better voice than you ever did.
Lana: Yeah! Your voice sounds like monkeys grinding their nails on a chalkboard!
Nico: And now you're bald.
Me: Not entirely.
Anna Anyanova: Like I said Tanya you are nothing but a pretty dumb face!
Tanya then roared in fury and then she busted out of her restraints and jumped over Anna and us!
Me: After her!
We ran after her and I pressed the red alert button and the alarm blared and then we went after her.
We went into the cafeteria!
Nico: Lock the doors!
We went and closed the doors of the cafeteria and blocked her off!
Qin: No where to run!
Anna Anyanova: We're not going to let you get away with everything you did!
Nico: Yep, and Lincoln, you, Lori, and Anna are going to like this: you three are going to send her straight to The Black Gates for all eternity.
Anna Anyanova: Wait, what?! You're seriously not joking?!
Lincoln: He's not kidding, Anna. After that wretched witch's break out and trying to get revenge, I think it's safe to say we've had it up to hear with Tanya.
Lori: She's literally gone off the deep end, and we knew there's no hope for her.
Anna Anyanova: I always knew it all along. Plus, she's going to pay for trying to hurt Linky and you too, Lori. Plus, Mom and Dad have since disowned her forever, making her the state's problem. But, because of what Swartz did, I think the better punishment for her is getting sent to The Black Gates forever. I will never ever forgive her for every last rotten thing that insane bitch has done to me.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: She's a no-talent hack with a voice like nails scratching a chalkboard, who's even worse than trash.
Suddenly, we heard a roar of insane rage, and Lori, Lincoln, and Anna knew who it could belong to.
Anna Anyanova: Tanya!
Lincoln: Looks like she heard your insult all too well, Nico.
Lori: We better get rid of her right now before that bitch really causes some serious damage.
We rushed on over to a another part of the Cafeteria, and Lincoln saw Tanya about to stab a guard to death. He fired a rainbow blast of seven rainbow colored lights and it hit Tanya's hand and made her drop the knife, and when she saw Lincoln, Lori, and Anna, she was beyond pissed off and screamed like an insane lunatic.
Anna Anyanova: Tanya, you evil, insane, psychotic bitch, I should've known you wouldn't stay quiet and in your prison cell for much longer. And you escaped too after Lori burned your hair!
Tanya Anyanova: (Enraged Screaming) SHUT UP, BITCH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME! I'M THE FAMOUS ONE, YOU'RE JUST A STUPID NOBODY, AND YOU STUPID LOUDS RUINED EVERYTHING TO THE WORLD! NOW, I DESPISE ALL OF YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! NOW, I WILL KILL YOU EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU, AND THEN, I WILL HEAD BACK TO EARTH AND KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING LIVING THING IN EXISTENCE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)
SHE'S NOW GONE COMPLETELY FUCKING OFF THE RAILS! AND HER HATRED HAS CAUSED OUR AURAS TO FLARE UP TO THE EXTREME, AND WE GAINED AN EXPONENTIALLY MASSIVE POWER BOOST!
Me: You psychotic bitch!
Lincoln: It's no use, J.D., she's now gone completely off the rails.
Anna Anyanova: Linky's right, she's now completely gone off the rails, but you know what, I've had just about enough of that bitch to last an eternity.
Suddenly, something within Anna Anyanova's mind completely snapped, as the bad memories of what her insane sister, Tanya, has done flooded through her mind, and she can never ever forgive her evil older sister, her purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with darkness, angels, music notes, and dark magic, she unholstered her massive Destiny HERO - Dark Angel greatsword from her back, and as she approached Tanya, she left purple energy, darkness, angels, music notes, and dark magic with every step.
Anna Anyanova: You're still just as insane and evil as ever, Tanya. Back then, I thought we would be sisters forever, but I was eventually proven wrong. You let fame and fortune get in your pea-brained head, and you changed from a good girl to an evil witch from Hell who tormented everyone in Royal Woods High School, and acted like you want everything handed to you on a silver platter. (SUDDENLY GETTING PISSED OFF TO THE EXTREME) But, if there's one thing that I can never forgive you for, it's for turning against me and our own loving parents, and you deserved that trip to the nuthouse after Lori and Lincoln exposed you for the fake you truly are. But, when you got turned into Another G3 by Swartz and broke out to try and kill Lincoln and Lori..., YOU'VE FUCKING CROSSED THE LINE FOR THE LAST TIME, TANYA! NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR HORRIBLE MISDEEDS INFINITE-FOLD, AND I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOUR FUCKED-UP HIDE STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU TRULY BELONG!
We gasped at the massive extent of Anna's rage towards Tanya, along with the rant.
Nico: HOLY CRAP!
Me: OH, DAMN!
Lori: Tanya's literally had this coming for a very very long time, and that fame-crazed monster's going to pay for causing a ton of chaos both at school and at her own home.
Lincoln: And when she got turned into Another G3 by Swartz to get revenge, that's ultimately the very straw that broke the camel's back. HIT THE DECK, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We screamed and ran for cover behind a table, as Anna Anyanova screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
There was a massive exposion and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with darkness, music notes, and dark magic surrounding it, there's Destiny HERO - Dark Angel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Anna Anyanova emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Anna Anyanova grew from 6'5" to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with darkness, angels, music notes, and dark magic surrounding her, she has Destiny HERO- Dark Angel with a wisp of darkness and a music note in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dark angel earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a dark angel with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Anna Anyanova has on a sleeveless light pink shirt, purple short skirt, blue jeans, dark purple socks, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless purple trenchcoat with dark angels and music notes on the coattails, and on the back is Destiny HERO - Dark Angel with darkness and music notes surrounding it. Suddenly, Anna Anyanova felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with purple tips on the feathers, grew much bigger for her new body, Anna Anyanova has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and it also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Anna Anyanova's massive Destiny HERO - Dark Angel-themed greatsword and all of the swords she'd gotten from the treasure battles began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, dark angels, music notes, and dark magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Destiny HERO - Dark Angel's Melodic Greatsword of Dark Angel Justice and Dark Angel Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with Destiny HERO - Dark Angel etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, four large angel heads and on the bottom of the heads is a large purple gem for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Destiny HERO - Dark Angel's head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Destiny HERO - Dark Angel that said, "Anna Anyanova, Loving Daughter of Amazing Parents, Beautiful and Talented Singer With The Voice of An Angel, True Angel, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Best Friend of Lori Loud, Former Younger Sister and Destroyer of The Forever Deranged Fake Singer Tanya Anyanova, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Music, and Dark Angels"
アンナ・アニャノヴァ、素晴らしい両親の愛する娘、天使の声を持つ美しく才能のある歌手、真の天使、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ロリ・ラウドの親友、元妹であり、永遠に狂った偽歌手ターニャ・アニャノヴァの破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、音楽、ダークエンジェルのマスター
Anna Anyanova has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARK MELODIOUS DESTINY DARKNESS ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK MAGIC MUSIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK MUSIC ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Anna Anyanova's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Tanya Anyanova saw it, she went freaking ballistic!
Tanya Anyanova: DIE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Tanya Anyanova tried to stab Anna with a knife, but Anna dodged her knife, and she fired a powerful purple energy blast with darkness, music notes, dark angels, and dark magic at Tanya, and it sent her flying into a wall, she got up, but she wasn't done yet, and she was now even more pissed.
Nico: Whoa, Anna's transformed.
Lori: She now literally looks like a dark angel of true love and melodic justice, and Tanya's still nothing more than a hate-filled demon.
Lincoln: And we know exactly where she's going. And Anna, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Anna Anyanova: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Melodious Dark Angel and Divine Music Dark Angel Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we deal with my ex- and soon-to-be dead older sister?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Anna.
Lori: I'm also joining too, I still owe that bitch payback for throwing that bowl of soup on my clothes.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Anna Anyanova, and Lori transformed into Super Angel Infinity Hurricane Dragon Firestorm Eagle Fairy Angel of Divine Justice and Love and unholstered her massive Ga'Oh's Hurricane Firestorm Greatsword of Draconic Windstorm Justice and Hurricane Inferno Love from her back.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to pay for everything you've done, Tanya.
Lori: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Fiery Hurricane of Justice and Divine Love) And this time, you are never coming back to hurt anyone ever again.
Anna Anyanova, Lori, and Lincoln went after Tanya Anyanova, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, Vampires, Buffalo, Panthers, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Dark Angels, and Angels at Tanya, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attack her with their massive greatswords leaving painful scars on her, leaving tears on her outfit and drawing blood.
Then, Lori grabbed Tanya and twisted her into a human pretzel, Lincoln punched and kicked her hard in the stomach, causing her to belch out massive amounts of blood and he blasted her with rainbow energy and elemental forces, and Anna blasted her with purple energy, darkness, music notes, and dark angels.
Anna Anyanova: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Melodious Dark Angel and Divine Music Dark Angel Love) Linky, let's perform a duet and have her cursed to eternal damnation.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You got it, Anna.
Suddenly, Anna Anyanova and Lincoln held hands, and the background changed to an infernal place with a demon's castle with demons and creatures of the night rising from Hell and taking to the skies.
(WITHIN TEMPTATION A DEMON'S FATE PLAYS)
Lincoln and Anna Anyanova: (Singing Divinely)
You'll burn this time
Seeing the violence
It's feeding my mind
No one is saving you
How can you find
A heaven in this hell?
Leave it behind
Hearing your silence
It screams our goodbye
Cannot believe it's an eye for an eye
Life is gone to waste
Angels have faith
I don't want to be a part of his sin
I don't want to get lost in his world
I'm not playing this game
When the shadows remain in the light of day
On the wings of darkness he'll retaliate
He'll be falling from grace
Till the end of all his days
From the ashes of hate
It's a cruel demon's fate
On the wings of darkness
He's returned to stay
There will be no escape
'Cause he's fallen far from grace
What have you done?
Is this what you wanted?
What have you become?
His soul's not forsaken
You're walking alone
From heaven into hell
Now that you know
Your way in this madness
Your powers are gone
Your chains have been broken
You've suffered so long
You will never change.
Angels have faith
I don't want to be a part of his sin
I don't want to get lost in his world
I'm not playing this game
When the shadows remain in the light of day
On the wings of darkness
He'll retaliate
He'll be falling from grace
Till the end of all his days
From the ashes of hate
It's a cruel demon's fate
On the wings of darkness
He's returned to stay
There will be no escape
'Cause he's fallen far from grace
Angels have faith
I don't want to be a part of his sin
I don't want to get lost in his world
I'm not playing this game
When the shadows remain in the light of day
On the wings of darkness
He'll retaliate
He'll be falling from grace
Till the end of all his days
From the ashes of hate
It's a cruel demon's fate
On the wings of darkness
He's returned to stay
There will be no escape
'Cause he's fallen far from grace
They sang divinely and they fired powerful blasts of infernal darkness and sent the demons of Hell at Tanya, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was condemned forever to Hell. We cheered wildly as Lori, Anna, and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Anna Anyanova's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings are permanent.
Anna Anyanova: You deserved that horrible fate for all the crap you've pulled for a long time, Tanya. And you and Lori deserve my thanks for helping me put that bitch down for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Anna.
Lori: (Smiles) Yeah, Tanya was a monster, and she deserved it big time.
Suddenly, Anna Anyanova wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned his face down to Anna Anyanova's face, they kissed passionately as Anna Anyanova's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Destiny HERO - Dark Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness raging around them, and they came back to us.
Nico: Well, that was a quite a twist, I thought you guys were going to send her to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Originally, that was the plan, Nico, but we decided to send her straight to Hell, just like what I did to Mia when she broke out. But, if Mia breaks out of Hell, along with Tanya, then, both of them are getting sent to The Black Gates for good. Besides, they're already getting their punishment: eternal torture and torment in Hell.
Me: A good punishment for Tanya.
Laney: Yeah, she's a monster.
Leni: She was totes nothing but trash and a total nightmare to everyone in school, and Lincoln and Lori did an amazing job in exposing her lies to the public, and it drove Tanya mad.
Nico: Think we can use the cafeteria food?
Me: Mmm. No.
Maria: Time to mess her up!
Nico: I think Anna, Lincoln and Lori had that all under control.
Qin: Another Omnitrix Alien should be coming soon.
Eli: She's right. I sense it.
Then a black Tetramand appeared!
Me: Whoa! Another Fourarms!
Nico: A strong one this time.
Qin: Yep.
Another Fourarms: (In a girls voice) And this is awesome that I'm strong now.
Me: Emile Valliance! Awesome to see you again.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: Yep. Her name is Emile Valliance and she is A Police Officer. She and I busted lots of criminals all over the city.
Nico: Cool!
Zipp Storm: That is so awesome.
Albedo turned into Negative Four Arms.
Negative Four Arms: Did Swartz promise you anything?
Another Four Arms: Just to be the greatest and strongest cop ever.
Me: Sheila can easily train you to do that.
Qin: Yeah we can all do that too.
Another Four Arms: I know you all can and I knew that Swartz was lying.
Me: And he's dead too. We killed him.
Qin: Yep.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Nico: (takes out Juggernaut's Ridewatch) Let's start things off!
Me: And Lisa invented this one too.
I pulled out a new Grand Zi-O Ridewatch. It had the Overwatch Symbol on it.
Me: HENSHIN!
I had the spirits of the Overwatch heroes appear and I donned awesome armor that looks like that of Reinhardt's armor and I had a sword of Overwatch and it was incredible! I also had all the powers of the Overwatch heroes! I turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND OVERWATCH ZI-O!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Say hello to Kamen Rider Grand Overwatch Zi-O!
Nico: That is AWESOME!
Laney: WOW!
Lisa Loud: And it's all part of my latest experiment.
Maria: Time for some backup as well!
Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) BRAWN GALORE!
She summoned Bane, Juggernaut, Trumbipular, Carmen Dillo, U-Foes and Hammer!
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
He activated the ridewatch.
Nico then charged and smashed down Another Four Arms.
Me: And this too.
I tapped Reinhardt's symbol and got his hammer and then smashed Another Four Arms down with it.
Another Four Arms and Negative Four Arms charged at each other and punched each other.
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM KRABLAM!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: They are completely even.
Nico: That is not going to go anyhere.
Laney: Total stalemate.
Aylene C.: What we need is additional strength.
Then a white light appeared and then it landed in her hands and it formed into a crystalline rainbow ridewatch with the Dino Charge Symbol on it.
Aylene C.: My own Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!
She activated it!
Aylene C.: HENSHIN!
She had all the spirits of the Dino Charge Rangers and the Dino Chargers all appear and they went into her and formed into an awesome Sakuretsu Armor-Like Crystal Armor of Rainbows and it had all the Dino Charge symbols on it. Aylene turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND DINO CHARGE ZI-O!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Aylene?
Qin: Cool!
Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess and Defender of the Jurassic who reaches over spacetime and the life of the Mesozoic and reigns over the past and future of Dinosaurs. Her name is Grand Dino Charge Zi-O! We are now entering another new chapter.!
May: That is so awesome Aylene!
Whenua: Wow! Brain Freezer is going to love seeing you like this!
Aylene C.: This is so awesome! Lets see what it can do.
She tapped the symbol of Plesiosaurus and fired an extendo blade and slashed Another Four Arms all over with it!
Qin: WOW!
Varie: That was cool!
Another Four Arms threw Negative Four Arms into a wall.
Negative Four Arms: (gets out of the wall) You're not gonna have those powers after today. So, you get that for free.
Me: Try this on! (ACTIVATES GAS SKUNK'S RIDEWATCH) RIGHT LASER!
I fired a laser blast from my right shoulder and it hit Another Four Arms and blasted her down.
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: One of the 2001 Transformers?
Me: Yep.
Another Four Arms threw numerous things at me and I deflected them all and I had energy bolts swirling around me and then I fired a wave of energy and blasted down Another Four Arms!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: That was something I learned from Beast Machines.
Rattrap: That is amazing! And oh yeah. Rattrap, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed!
Rattrap fired his blaster at Another Four Arms and blasted her all over.
Rattrap: Woohoo! Yeah!
Nico: Take that!
Whenua: My turn!
He activated Goliath's Ridewatch!
Whenua grew as tall as the room and smashed Another Four Arms all over.
Nico: Take that!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Nico I hope you don't mind me doing this one. (ACTIVATES G1 STARSCREAM'S RIDEWATCH)
I flew into the air and flew fast and blasted Another Four Arms all over with incredible speed.
Me: I hope you liked the speed of Air Commander STARSCREAM! (Clears throat) Sorry.
Nico: Maybe having him in the Masters of Evil won't hurt.
Me: It's worth the risk but man I can't believe Starscream yells like that all the time. I'm amazed his voice unit didn't short out from all that.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: I hope Blades is all right with his old pal Screamer being with our frenemies.
Qin: Yeah that will be awesome.
Laney: Yep.
Me: But it's like you say Nico, every Megatron needs a Starscream.
Nico: That's true.
Maria: Actually, Screamer is the nickname that most Autobots and Decepticons give him.
Nico: Because he always had a loud and big mouth.
Me: Geez no kidding there. I guess they forgot to put in a volume controller on him.
We laughed.
Nico: Yeah. That was funny. When we get back I'm going to have a little chat with Starscream.
Eli: Okay.
Me: Lets finish this up.
Nico: Good idea.
Then a massive blast of lightning hit Another Four Arms and smashed her down and I caught her Ridewatch and purified it.
I went over to Emile and she was a girl with red hair and had a blue police uniform on.
Nico: Nice shot Lincoln.
Lincoln: That wasn't me.
?: It was me.
We saw a Mega Zapdos appear!
Nico: Whoa a Mega Zapdos!
Mega Zapdos: (In a girls voice) Thank goodness I arrived.
Nico: Bianca Whendolla!
She reverted back and Bianca was a girl with blond hair and yellow clothes.
Bianca Whendolla: Looks like I got here just in time.
Nico: You sure did.
Qin: It's awesome to see you Bianca.
Bianca Whendolla: Same here Qin.
I picked up Emile.
Me: Emile are you all right?
Emile Valliance: (Groans) What a headache.
Me: But you're okay.
Maria: Now we have one last thing to take care of.
Anna Anyanova came back.
Anna Anyanova: Oh no need. Tanya has been sent off to the fires of hell forever remember?
Maria: Oh right.
Bianca Whendolla: Good riddance. I hated that bitch.
Me: Many people did.
Whenua: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Bianca Whendolla: I have a lot of memories. But many of them were in Science class. Me and Nico were in science class and we invented lightning blasters and they can fire lightning blasts of 500 Quadrillion volts of electricity.
Me: That is awesome.
Sakura Valencia: Yeah it sure is.
Qin: I remember those blasters.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Bianca hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Bianca Whendolla: Me too Nico. Me too.
Maria: You okay, Emile?
Emile Valliance: Yeah. I'll be fine.
Qin: Good.
Lola: But this was a great rescue though.
Nico: Yeah it sure was.
Me: And Tanya is now a solid gold statue forever.
Nico: Yep. Lets head home. I got some things to talk about with Starscream.
We nodded.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Balto, and Onua are heading to the Simulator, this time the location is Barrow, Alaska, in the 2007 movie, 30 Days of Night, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to prevent the vampires' massacre of the townspeople who are going to remain behind in Barrow when the sun sets for a month by stopping The Stranger who has come to Barrow, Alaska to cut off the remaining townspeople by destroying the cell phones and killing all of John Riis' dogs, then, we're going to meet with Eben Olsen, Stella Olsen, Jake Olsen, and the others, and tell them of why that stranger's here and set up a trap, and then, when the sun sets, we're going to destroy Marlow and the vampires and send every last one of those flesh-eating blood-sucking monsters from Hell to The Black Gates forever. The Simulator activated, and we were in Barrow, Alaska, and in winter clothes.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Barrow, Alaska, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to prevent the vampires' massacre of the townspeople who are going to remain behind in Barrow when the sun sets for a month by stopping The Stranger who has come to Barrow, Alaska to cut off the remaining townspeople by destroying the cell phones and killing all of John Riis' dogs, then, we're going to meet with Eben Olsen, Stella Olsen, Jake Olsen, and the others, and tell them of why that stranger's here and set up a trap, and then, when the sun sets, we're going to destroy Marlow and the vampires and send every last one of those flesh-eating blood-sucking monsters from Hell to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: That's right, Linc.
Me: I saw the 2007 movie, 30 Days of Night, and it was really scary and bloody. Plus, those vampires were really terrifying.
Lucy Loud: They were just like the vampires of ancient folklore, but complete savages driven only by hunger and destruction.
Balto: And we're not that far from the town, first things first, we should deal with that Stranger and stop him from cutting the remaining townspeople off.
Lincoln: Right, Balto, and I want to thank you and Onua for coming.
Onua: You're welcome, Lincoln. Now, where to find The Stranger?
Lincoln sensed him with the Force, Third Eye of The Buddha, and energy signal tracking, and he finds The Stranger, and he was about to steal the cellphones and kill John Riis' dogs.
Lincoln: Got him, and he's going to steal and burn the cellphones and kill John Riis' dogs. Let's go.
We headed out and we captured The Stranger and tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains. Just then, we saw a sheriff car pull up, and two figures came out: they were Sheriff Eben Olsen and his partner, Deputy Billy Kitka.
Eben Olsen: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, what happened here?
As we loaded The Stranger up and headed for the station and met with Stella Olsen, Eben's younger brother, Jake Olsen, John and Allie Riis, and the other remaining townspeople in Barrow, Alaska, Lincoln explained that this Stranger was trying to steal and burn the cellphones from the people.
Billy Kitka: Stealing cellphones from people, that's a minor offense of theft.
Lincoln: I'm afraid it gets a lot worse, Deputy Kitka and Sheriff Olsen.
Lincoln then put his large left hand on The Stranger's head, and The Stranger's eyes glowed, and the beams of blue light shined out of his eyes, and it showed that the vampire leader, Marlow, ordered him to not only steal and destroy all the cellphones of those who are going to remain in Barrow, but also, kill John Riis' dogs, so they'd be cut off from trying to get help, and Lincoln then revealed that Marlow and the group with him are vampires, who are planning to launch an orgy of destruction and feed on the people who are going to remain in Barrow when the sun sets for a month.
This horrified Eben and everyone here.
Stella Olsen: We don't have long before the sun sets, what are we going to do?
Lincoln: First, we need to get everyone to safety at The World Tree Estate, because this is going to be a bloody fight.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and everyone was being transported to The World Tree Estate for safety.
Lincoln: Those vampires sent that Stranger to cut you all off, so that way, you can't go for help, and they also can't stand the sun. So, it's time to lay out my trap.
Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation, which would soon be revealed later. Then, he got out a scroll, and he unloaded shotguns, firearms, ammunition, machetes, axes, and knives.
Eben Olsen: Damn, you guys sure are prepared for anything.
Lincoln: We always have to be prepared for anything, Sheriff Olsen.
Jake Olsen saw that the sun was almost about to set.
Jake Olsen: Guys, the sun's almost about to set.
Lincoln: It's time.
Suddenly, we saw Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier appear before us, and with the dragon was the six girls that were also here.
Nico: Whoa, that's Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier, and there's the six girls that are also here.
Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier: (Norwegian Accent) I managed to get them away before those vampires could try and get them.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Luna Isdrage, but we'll have to talk later. It's time to put an end to the vampires.
We headed out, and as we did, the sun set for the month-long darkness in Barrow, Alaska. Then, we heard the sound of inhuman shrieks in the air, and then, we saw our targets: Marlow and his clan of vampires here to feed on the remaining townspeople in Barrow, when the sun sets for a month.
Lincoln: (Speaking the language of the vampires) It's far too late, Marlow, we stopped your mentally insane mole from cutting the people of Barrow off, and we told them all of what you were planning and got them all to safety. Now, we can get rid of you and your clan for good.
This incensed Marlow, and ordered his lover, Iris, to kill him. As Iris charged out, Lincoln snapped his fingers, and then, in the middle of the town, a large globe-sized sun appeared out of nowhere, along with several other suns, and they surrounded the town, and Iris shrieked in pain as she was burned by the suns, and Lincoln sent a cutting wave of sunlight with a swing of his massive greatsword to cut Iris' head off.
Lincoln: Now, then, it's time to put an end to all of you for good.
(30 DAYS OF NIGHT OST: THE BLOODY FRUITS OF BARROW)
Marlow let out a low shriek, and then, all the other vampires let out loud shrieks, and we knew that it was their signal, and they moved to attack us, but we still had our trap out as the suns were shining the light on them and burning them. The six girls were also put in a protective energy field, along with all of Barrow to protect them from Marlow and the vampires.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Onua, Balto, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and went after Marlow and his vampire clan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, rainbow crystal, rainbow super lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
We were also blasting and cutting off the vampires' heads off and sending every last one of them to The Black Gates. Then, by the time we were done, the bodies of the vampires went down onto the snow-covered ground and their blood stained the snow, and it was just down to us and Marlow.
(30 DAYS OF NIGHT OST: THE ONE WHO FIGHTS)
We then engaged in a brutal fight with Marlow by slashing at him with our weapons, and they left some brutal wounds on him, and we also blasted him with energy blasts and elemental forces, and this really enraged Marlow, as he ran charging at us, and that allowed Lincoln to drive his massive greatsword into Marlow's mouth and head, and as Lincoln removed his massive greatsword from the vampire's mouth and head, Marlow's dead body fell to the floor and his blood spilled onto the snow-covered ground and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: We did it, we destroyed the vampires once and for all.
Eben Olsen: It's finally over.
Stella Olsen: Now, what's going to happen?
Me: First, we should clean up this mess.
Lincoln: I got it.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and every last one of the dead bodies of the vampires were being burned alive by white flames, and there was nothing left but ashes, and their ashes were then tossed into the sun and incinerated. Then, he brought the town of Barrow, Alaska to our world, and everyone was put under our protection, in case another vampire attack tries to happen, and everyone then headed back home to Barrow, Alaska, and the vampires are finally gone, and we headed back to The World Tree Estate and we got out of our winter clothes.
Lincoln: We did it, the vampires are gone and we prevented the massacre in Barrow, Alaska. (To Luna Isdrage) And it's so good to see you again, Luna Isdrage.
Luna Isdrage reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing marine blue hair tied in two pigtails, marine blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful marine blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier, and she's dressed in a sleeveless blue vest, sleeveless dark blue dress top with a snowflake on it, dark blue skirt, dark blue pants, dark blue legwarmers, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with snowflakes, ice, and dragons on the coattails, and Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier-themed greatsword with Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier's wings for the crossguard, large dark blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large dark blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Luna Isdrage and they hugged, and Luna Isdrage is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice.
Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and you now have massive white angel wings, that's so awesome.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Luna Isdrage, who's not only my Guardian Angel from Norway, but also, my classmate in Drama. She's a beautiful but tomboyish fashionista.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) That's right, when I found out about Lincoln having a harem, I've made winter coats for the girls in Lincoln's harem as well as winter clothes for Lincoln's kids for the preparation for Winter.
We saw the winter clothes Luna Isdrage made for the girls in Lincoln's harem and Lincoln's kids and they were really awesome.
Nico: Wow, those are so cool.
Me: And they're perfect for winter that's coming up.
Lincoln: It sure is. Plus, her last name, Isdrage, means Ice Dragon in Norwegian. We would often go have fun together, especially during winter time, and we even went to a beach together. Luna would also protect me from bullies, especially Lynn. When Lynn was bullying me, she beat the crap out of Lynn and left her with broken arms, legs, teeth and nose, and Luna even turned Lynn into a human donut.
Lincoln showed the photo of Lynn getting turned into a human donut.
Nico: Ooh, oh man, I've heard of a human pretzel, but this is really nuts.
Me: You said it, but that's still painful.
Lincoln: It sure is, and to show thanks to Luna, I took her to the beach where I kissed Luna on the lips.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) It was quite the romantic gesture that he made, especially to show his thanks. Plus, I don't know if Lincoln told you this, but I'm also the cousin of Princess Frosta.
My jaw dropped.
Me: Wait, what?
Lincoln: It's true, Luna Isdrage is the cousin of Princess Frosta.
Frosta: Meaning she has the same powers as me, and it's so good to see you again, Luna.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) You too, Frosta, and when I found out you're also part of Lincoln's harem, I was really excited and happy for you.
Lincoln: And after what I told you, Luna Isdrage hates Lynn with a burning passion.
Nico: Getting turned into a human donut was definitely the clue to that.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Luna Isdrage's neck with marine blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and marine blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means just like your cousin, you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Luna.
Luna Isdrage had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Luna Isdrage's waist and Luna Isdrage wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The six girls are Saki Asamiya from Delinquent Detective, Kiyomi Arai, Mika Katou, Shizuka Nakamoto, Mami Shimura, and Reiko Takagi from Debutante Detective Corps.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Saki Asamiya from Delinquent Detective and Kiyomi Arai, Mika Katou, Shizuka Nakamoto, Mami Shimura, and Reiko Takagi from Debutante Detective Corps.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Saki Asamiya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Saki Asamiya and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them and Barrow, Alaska, from Marlow and his vicious clan of vampires, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Saki Asamiya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and the five clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Saki Asamiya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Saki Asamiya, Kiyomi Arai, Mika Katou, Shizuka Nakamoto, Mami Shimura, and Reiko Takagi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too.
Maria: And we already saw the fight in the control room, that was one gory bloodfest, and those vampires you guys faced were monstrous and evil.
Lincoln: Lucy did say they matched the vampires of ancient folklore.
William: Sheesh. But, you guys did it, you stopped The Stranger from cutting off the remaining townspeople of Barrow and warned them of what was coming, and you sent Marlow and the rest of those vampires to The Black Gates for good.
Nico: And in doing so, preventing the vampire massacre. I saw the vampire massacre in the movie and it was really gory and gruesome.
Me: They had no disregard for anyone's life whatsoever.
Lincoln: They were driven by hunger and destruction, and that absolutely disgusts me and it's an absolute disgrace to the vampires that we know.
Lori: And to you and Lucy as well, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Either way, those inhuman monsters got what they deserved.
Eli: That's right.
Lincoln and Luna Isdrage have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
After destroying the vampires and preventing the vampire massacre at Barrow, Alaska, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 500,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Luna Isdrage saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Luna, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is. So, Luna, what's the story on why you hated Lynn with a burning passion?
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) You're not going to like this tale. One day, I was with Lincoln, and I was having him try out and model some new clothes that I designed for young men, everything from suits for weddings, graduation, and fancy social parties to swim trunks and speedos for summer and bodybuilding competitions. I was having him model a large orange speedo, but what he didn't know is that I made the speedo for him, and when he knew it was in his favorite color, he had an atomic red blush upon his face, and so did I, and I began noticing just how much he's changed physically, and he was now a towering and attractive man and he was also extremely muscular. But, then, we heard the sound of stampeding footsteps, and Lincoln also smelled the stench of unwashed feet and smelly gym clothes, and he knew who it was: it was Lynn, and she was extremely pissed again. She was almost about to break down the door in a fit of rage, and Lincoln was ready for her, but I decided to attack first. Lynn broke the door down, and before she could attack Lincoln, I pulverized her badly and I broke her arms, legs, teeth, and nose, and I even turned Lynn into a human donut. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and Lynn was grounded for ten weeks for what she'd tried to do.
We cheered wildly for what Luna Isdrage did to Lynn.
Me: Whoa, you guys were really ready for her.
Lincoln: We sure were. And to show my thanks to her for what she's done to defend me from bullies especially Lynn, we went to a beach, and Luna was dressed in a two-piece marine blue bikini and blue sandals, and I was in the orange speedo she made for me along with orange sandals, and then, I was on top of her and I kissed her on the lips, and she returned it as she wrapped her arms around my back and I wrapped my arms around her body.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) I had no idea of just how good a kisser he really is, and I also felt just how much more muscular Lincoln's gotten, all thanks to all that working out in the gym and all that training the other Guardian Angels gave him, and I was impressed.
Nico: Now, that's really romantic.
Me: You said it, and that's just Lincoln's way of thanking his Guardian Angels for always protecting him not only from bullies, but from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Luna Loud: A.K.A. The Heartless Loud Five. It's a name I made up for the five meanest sisters in our family.
Nico: Nice name.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem are heading off to meet Retsu Ichijouji A.K.A. Space Sheriff Gavan and destroy Horror Girl.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome meeting Retsu Ichijouji A.K.A. Space Sheriff Gavan.
Rudina Adalwulf: Yeah, and we're also going to destroy Horror Girl.
Frosta: That'll be left to me and Linky, Rudina.
Luna Isdrage: (Norwegian Accent) You said it.
Just then, they saw Retsu Ichijouji battling against Horror Girl, and she's also got an army of Beast-Alien Doublemen with her. Lincoln and his harem went to help and he fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Horror Girl and her army, and they were destroyed.
Retsu Ichijouji: Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Lincoln: That's right, we were planning on meeting you, but it looks like Horror Girl decided to speed that up.
Frosta: In any case, we're here to help you take her down.
Retsu Ichijouji: I would be honored.
Horror Girl: Then, you will all die here together, and it will break your stupid sisters' hearts when I kill you and every last bitch in your harem!
Lincoln: No one threatens the lives of my harem and my entire family and gets away with it, Bird Brain!
Frosta: Yeah. Today, you will die here and now, along with the entire Makuu Space organization.
Retsu Ichijouji: Jouchaku!
Retsu Ichijouji had transformed into Space Sheriff Gavan.
Lincoln: So awesome. You ready, Frosta.
Frosta: Yeah.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and Frosta transformed into her Super Angel Eternity Infinity form, and they went after Horror Bird, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and marine blue energy, laser blasts, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at Horror Bird, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
They also attacked her with their massive greatswords and Space Sheriff Gavan attacked her with his Laser Blade, and left painful and nasty scars on her.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's end her with a powerful combo.
Retsu Ichijouji: Understood.
Frosta, Lincoln, and Retsu Ichijouji: SPACE SHERRIF DELTA DYNAMIC ETHERIA ICESTORM BLAST!
Frosta, Lincoln, and Retsu Ichijouji fired massive ice blasts at Horror Bird, and they exploded with incredible power, killing her for good.
Horror Bird: No, impossible! Don Horror, forgive me!
Horror Bird exploded, and she was dead, and she was given The Black Gates. Lincoln and Frosta holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Retsu changed back.
Retsu Ichijouji: Thank you very much for what you did in helping me get rid of Horror Bird, Lincoln and Princess Frosta. But, this'll also mean the Makuu Space organization will also be on you as well.
Lincoln: There's no need to worry, Retsu, we'll take them down as well. We've taken down the most dangerous villains from the Power Rangers and Super Sentai series, along with the most dangerous villains from the Kamen Riders series as well, along with many other dangerous villains.
Retsu Ichijouji: That's right, I remembered seeing some explosives in Japan, I knew it was all of you.
Girl Jordan: Wow, you were keeping track of all of our adventures.
Retsu Ichijouji: That's correct, Girl Jordan. And I think because of that explosion, there's no doubt that Nico and J.D. are going to come here at once.
Just then, me and Nico arrived.
Lincoln: You really are good at keeping track of our adventures.
Me: Guys, we just saw a powerful explosion in Japan, are you all okay?
Lincoln: We're okay, J.D., and there's someone that's been wanting to meet you and Nico.
Nico: And who would...that be?
When we saw Retsu Ichijouji, our eyes went wide with surprise and awe.
Nico: Oh, no way, Retsu Ichijouji A.K.A. Space Sheriff Gavan from Uchuu Keiji Gavan?!
Retsu Ichijouji: That's correct, Nico, and it's an honor to meet you and J.D. Knudson.
Me: We've heard so much about you. Wait, so that was one of your villains you, Lincoln, and his harem fought against?!
Lincoln: Not just any villain, J.D., it was Horror Bird, Don Horror's secretary.
Nico: Not that secretary of Don Horror again.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, to take care of the Dimension Conversion Switch, so it can never be used to produce the Makuu Space.
Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, and it destroyed the Dimension Conversion Switch.
Lincoln: Now for the grand finale. CRIME ORGANIZATION MAKUU GENOCIDE BLAST!
Lincoln fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, which hits every single member of The Space Crime Organization Makuu, and every last one of them were obliterated and given The Black Gates for good.
Retsu Ichijouji: Impressive work, Lincoln. And I have something for you to give to Orion.
Retsu Ichijouji handed Lincoln The Gavan Ranger Key.
Lincoln: Orion is really going to be surprised when he gets this, and we also got a surprise for you, Retsu. How would you like to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm? You knew the Gokaigers from long ago, and you'll be intrigued to meet their American counterparts, the Megaforce Power Rangers.
Retsu Ichijouji: I would be honored.
We came back to the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and they were all stunned with awe, and Lincoln gave Orion the Gavan Ranger Key, and Retsu Ichijouji was now a member of the team.
We later were in the park for some bonding time.
May: Sunny, you and Musa are up for bonding time.
Musa: Sweet!
Sunny Bridges: Gnarly and rockin!
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: Awesome!
Musa: Sunny, I'll never regret meeting you.
Sunny Bridges: Me neither Musa.
Me: Those were some of the most awesome musical missions ever.
Laney: They sure were.
Lola: Yeah.
Lana: I'll say.
Sunny Bridges: We actually had several exciting adventures before meeting you guys.
Philly Phil: Like the time the government thought I was an alien.
Me: That was crazy.
Qin: Yeah you are not an alien.
Laney: Yeah.
Camie: I can't believe they thought that.
Airazor: Yeah that is really crazy.
Lil D: And not's not forget that a yeti was rumored to be in Atlanta.
Nico: I heard all about that.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Rhinox: At least there was no yeti there.
Laney: I agree Rhinox.
Eddie: Let's not forget when me and Tamika were in a play for Rapunzel together.
Tamika: Your parents made changes to the script.
Nico: Really?
Eddie: Yep.
Me: Whoa.
Rapunzel: I don't like the sound of that.
Musa: I still won't forget how the Eastley kids tried to soak us.
Nico: Yeah me neither.
Me: Those guys did thousands in property damages.
Camie: Yeah they sure did.
Lola: No kidding there.
Madison: But I really liked how we took Big D down.
Me: Yeah that was so fun.
Camie: It sure was. That was the most musical we've ever done.
Nico: It sure was.
Maria: There won't be any usual battles today.
Me: And good timing too. Because Mystery Inc. has called us again.
Nico: What's going on this time?
Me: 8 monsters are attacking a train while they are on a cross country trip.
Nico: Wonder why?
Eli: Yeah.
Me: That's what we tend to find out.
Nico: Yep and Vinyl, Lincoln it's your turn to shine next.
Vinyl Scratch: Rock on!
Emile: Let me help you guys.
Nico: You're always welcome to help us.
Me: Yeah.
Maria: Yeah. Also Nico which Gene-slammer do you hope to meet next?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for Mega Moltres.
Me: The last of the mega versions of the 3 Legendary Birds.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Emile: This is the least I can do to thank you guys for saving me this morning.
Nico: No problem.
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: All right lets head out.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: it was none other than The Mane-Iac, and she's absolutely mad that Tanya Anyanova, Marlow and the vampires, and Horror Bird were destroyed by us, and now, that mad Joker-Pony's heading her to kill us all and get her revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is The Mane-Iac on the move?
Lincoln: Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's absolutely mad that Tanya Anyanova, Marlow and the vampires, and Horror Bird were destroyed by us, and now, that mad Joker-Pony's heading her to kill us all and get her revenge.
Anna Anyanova: So, that mad Joker-Pony was the one who broke Tanya out of her prison?! I ought to string her up by her insane mane for this!
Nico: That insane pony's going to get it big time for what she's done, Anna, and it'll be at the hands of Nefertiti Somnambula, Somnambula, and Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yeah, and I've got a surprise in store for her.
Me: Which is something we're waiting to see.
Nico: Same here, J.D. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got a mystery on a train to solve.
Lincoln: Whoever's causing trouble there is in for some big trouble. And Mane-Iac, you better be ready, The Champions of Hope are coming for you, and you are going to pay for every last one of your crimes, you insane pony.
We were off.
We saw the train and it was a mystery train.
Nico: Here we are.
Me: Nice train.
Qin: Lets get on board.
We went on board the train.
Lola: Wow nice train.
Right: It's a little like ours.
Me: It does feel like it.
We then saw Fred and the gang.
Fred: Glad you guys could make it.
Me: Wouldn't miss this for anything.
Varie: Yeah.
Vinyl Scratch: So what's going on?
Fred: This is gonna be hard to explain.
We were told that there were 8 monsters running around. There was The Grim Reaper, Mummy, Tengu, Tarasque, Tzitzimitl, Haviner, Manticore and Hemogoblin. Monsters from each continent in 8 different countries.
Stewie: Well, fuck.
Nico: Well fuck is right.
Qin: This is gonna be huge.
Lola: Yeah.
Varie: But we're ready for them.
Maria: What do we know about each of them?
Fred: Well not much yet.
Death the Grim Reaper: But I do know for a fact that the Grim Reaper that you guys face is my archenemy.
Me: That we know.
Qin: Yep.
May: Where are each of them from?
Fred: Well the Mummy is from Egypt, The Tengu is from Japan, The Tarasque is from France, The Tzitzimitl is from Mexico, The Haniver is from America, The Manticore is from Turkey and the Hemogoblin looks like it's from America too.
Me: Hmm. Something is going on and it obviously is a massive international ring.
Maria: We'll need to split up to defeat each one.
Nico: Good idea. J.D. since Death is the archenemy of the Grim Reaper, you and Death will face that one.
Me: Right.
Nico: May, you and me will face the Tengu. Lincoln, you and Vinyl will face the Mummy. Ronnie Anne, you and Twilight Sparkle will face the Tzitzimitl, Qin you and Xenia face the Tarasque, Bloom you and Yost Reed will face the Manticore, Valon, you and Bella Huffington will face the Hemogoblin and Sunset Shimmer you and Ratchet will take down the Haniver.
William: And the rest of us?
Nico: You help Mystery Inc. search for clues and see what those monsters are after.
William: Right!
Nico: All right lets move!
We got to work.
Clank: Ratchet, there should be a clue to the whereabouts of the Haniver.
Ratchet: Hmm.
Sunset Shimmer: There has to be one here.
They heard a roar and then they saw it! THE HANIVER!
Haniver is a large, blue creature that resembles a reptilian ray with two rows of teeth, a long tongue and two legs with white claws.
Sunset Shimmer: It's ugly!
Ratchet: Lets get him!
They fired waves of fire and energy and blasted it down and knocked it out.
Ratchet: That was easy.
They tied it up.
May: The Tengu's here somewhere.
Nico: It's close.
They found it in the kitchen.
Tengu has an appearance of a red bird with a yellow beak and feet, grey feathers wings and wears a green kimono with dual swords.
Nico: Time for a sword battle.
May: Lets get it.
They went at it and clashed with the monster and then Nico kicked the swords out of its hands and May kicked it in its face and they knocked it out and tied it up.
Bloom: Reed, are you wishing that your Susan, Ben, and Johnny are with us right now?
Yost Reed: Yeah I sure am.
Then then saw THE MUMMY!
The Mummy looks like an Egyptian mummy with bandages wrapped over gray-blue skin and glowing, yellow eyes
Bloom: There's the Mummy!
Yost Reed: Ugly. Lets get it!
Bloom fired energy blasts and smashed it all over and then Yost Reed used his super elasticity and tied him up.
Bloom: I hope you don't stretch like that for too long.
Yost Reed: I'll be all right.
Bloom smiled.
Bloom: Just to be sure. (knocks the mummy out)
Yost Reed: Nice one.
Emile: There should be clues here somewhere.
They looked around and found some clues and they found out that they were after a flower of some kind for a chip.
Xenia: You enjoying the mystery so far, Qin?
Qin: I sure am.
Xenia: Cool.
Then they saw the Tarasque!
Tarasque resembled a large turtle with a lion-like head and a dragon's tail.
Qin: The Tarasque!
Xenia: Ugly.
Qin and Xenia fired waves of energy and blasted it down and tied it up.
Vinyl: I get a chance to shine with you today, Lincoln. How cool is that?
Lincoln: It's gnarly and awesome.
Vinyl: Yeah it sure is.
Then the Manticore appeared!
Vinyl: Looks like the target we got switched with the Mummy.
Lincoln: Yep. Lets get him!
They fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed him down and tied him up.
Valon: (Australian Accent) Think we should visit the Brave Little Toaster in the future.
Bella Huffington: (Australian Accent) I agree there mate. Soon we will.
Then they saw the HEMOGOBLIN!
Valon: Ugly bloke!
Bella Huffington: I agree mate!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him down and they tied him up.
Twilight: Our target's here somewhere.
Ronnie Anne: Yeah I feel it.
Then they saw the TZITZIMITL!
Tzitzimitl resembles an old skinny woman, with brown-grey skin, a gaunt body and face as well as short batwings attached to the lower ends of her arms, and short dark brown hair seemingly only growing on the top of her head. She's dressed in a long flowing red Mayan skirt along with a black sleeveless top and a large red collar with golden bones spread over it. She also has a brown Mayan mask in the shape of a spider's face with four orange eyes and a large red and brown headpiece in the shape of a half-circle and decorated with golden lightning bolts and golden skulls. Her accessories consists of six golden wrist bands on both wrists, three golden armbands on both biceps, eight golden rings around her bony neck, a pair of golden triangle-shaped earrings, and a red belt with a golden buckle depicting the face of Kisin (the Mayan god of death).
Ronnie Anne: Ay caramba!
Twilight Sparkle: There she is. Lets get her!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed her down and tied her up.
Me: Come on out reaper.
Death: He's close.
Then we saw THE GRIM REAPER!
We clashed with it and smashed it down and tied it up.
We brought them all together.
Me: That's that.
Nico: Lets see who our monster friends are.
Nico pulled off their masks and revealed them.
Nico: (GASP) I know all you guys! Tobor from Belgium, Ichi Lee from Japan, Saleem from Egypt, Aban from Iraq, Francoise from France, Charlotte from England Rosa from Mexico and Rachel from Canada! I was looking for you guys for years long before I joined the team.
Me: You know these clods?
Nico: I sure do. I've been trying to help the CIA and the FBI and INTERPOL catch them. This was all part of a huge International Spy Ring.
Fred: That's right. We guessed that each monster was an International Agent sent by their respected countries to sneak on this train and steal the chip.
Shaggy: So the chip was hidden inside the flower I picked to help Scooby get in disguise.
Nico: That's right Shaggy. It was a special artificial flower with the chip hidden inside it then placed among the crates of flowers.
Daphne Blake: The only thing the agents knew was that they were looking for a flower as their target.
Fred: So naturally sneaking on the train posed as monsters from each of their all thought they could find the flower and scare the passengers enough that the train would be stopped and evacuated.
Velma: The Manifest revealed that there were most passengers than the tickets sold. So if the train had stopped and they checked the manifest it would look like the passengers were off the train and they would make a clean getaway without anyone knowing they were there. There was one problem. They couldn't find the right flower.
Daphne: And once they realized the only flower left was the one in Scooby's hat…
Shaggy: (Chuckles) They were all after my poor mother.
Scooby Doo: Aww thanks son. (Laughs)
I got the flower and took the chip out.
Me: Hmm. All this just for this chip.
Nico: This is not just any ordinary chip J.D. I would share this with you all but I'm afraid this is all classified. I have to get this chip over to the C.I.A. immediately. But we all helped them today.
Laney: Wow. But yeah we did.
Me: You spies are looking at some hard time in the slammer.
Nico: 50-60 years of hard time for trying to put that chip in a flower. Awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, we still got The Mane-Iac to deal with, and that insane Joker-Pony should be arriving...right now!
?: (INSANE LAUGHTER) You will all pay for ruining my plans to get rid of you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Spike the Dragon: Oh man, I knew there's no mistaking that insane fiendish laugh from anywhere. You can come out now, Mane-Iac.
A tendril came right at us, but Lincoln grabbed it and he slammed it and the figure it was attached to onto the ground, the figure was none other than The Mane-Iac.
Nico: The Mane-Iac, The Power Ponies' most dangerous and insane hair-themed archnemesis.
Rarity: Never thought we'd have to run into that disastrous monster again.
Mane-Iac: (LAUGHING INSANELY) You have ruined my plans to finally destroy you all, that insane lunatic, Tanya, the vampires, and Horror Bird have all failed and now, I will destroy all of you!
The Mane-Iac was about to attack yet again, until Nefertiti Somnambula fired a powerful light scarlet energy blast and it hits The Mane-Iac.
Mane-Iac: (Insane Laughter) And who's this, my next victim?!
Nefertiti Somnambula: Someone who refuses to stand here and let you hurt my friends and who's had enough of you, you insane lunatic. (Light Scarlet energy aura flares up) I am Nefertiti Somnambula, Champion of Somnambula, one of the Legendary Pillars of Equestria and the Egyptian Pegasus who defeated The Sphinx, and one of the 27 girls chosen by The Elements of Harmony to be The Champion of Sorcery.
This horrified The Mane-Iac badly.
Mane-Iac: Impossible, The Champions of Harmony have returned?!
Suddenly, Nefertiti Somnambula's violet eyes turned neon violet and she was surrounded by a light scarlet energy aura with Alicorns, desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony, and as she approached The Mane-Iac, she left light scarlet energy, Alicorns, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and sands of Egypt with every step.
Nefertiti Somnambula: Mane-Iac, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes you committed against Equestria. You are an insane monster who's caused so much terror and destruction for your own self-amusement, and what you've done in the comic book world you came from can never be forgiven, and now, I will meet out the punishment that you rightfully deserve: death.
Suddenly, Nefertiti Somnambula was surrounded by a massive vortex of light scarlet energy with desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Nefertiti Somnambula emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Nefertiti Somnambula grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light scarlet highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise hair, she has neon violet eyes and a light scarlet energy aura with Alicorns, desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Somnambula's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with violet gems for eyes and the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with light scarlet gems on the gold crescent links and turquoise crystal links and a light scarlet Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with violet gems for eyes and holding the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Nefertiti Somnambula has on a sleeveless open orange blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top with the tattoo of the Elements of Harmony on her right arm, orange skirt, camo pants with the Eye of Horus tattooed on her right leg, slippers, and long light scarlet sleeveless trenchcoat with sand dunes on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by sand dunes and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Nefertiti Somnambula felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light scarlet angel wings with dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise tips on the light scarlet feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Nefertiti Somnambula has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light scarlet gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Nefertiti Somnambula's massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light scarlet energy, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Somnambula's Egyptian Alicorn Greatsword of Egyptian Desert Hope and Desert Magic Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged light scarlet blade with the cutie mark of Somnambula etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large dark winter blue and moderate turquoise gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with violet gems for eyes and a large light scarlet gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light scarlet gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and violet gems for the eyes and a large moderate turquoise gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Nefertiti Somnambula, Champion of Somnambula, The Champion of Hope, Lifter of Peoples' Spirits, Giver of Hope, Knowledge Master of Egypt's History, One of The Twenty-Seven Champions of Harmony, Destroyer of The Mane-Iac and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Hope and Desert Magic"
ネフェルティティ・ソンナンブラ、ソンナンブラのチャンピオン、希望のチャンピオン、人々の精神を持ち上げる者、希望を与える者、エジプトの歴史の知識マスター、ハーモニーの27人のチャンピオンの1人、マネ・イアクとドゥームズデイ23の破壊者、ディフェンダーエクエストリア、ポニービル、および キャンタロット のメンバーであり、友情のテーブルの騎士 のメンバーであり、希望の力 および 砂漠の魔法 のマスターです。
Nefertiti Somnambula has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY EGYPTIAN HOPE FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE DESERT HOPE FRIENDSHIP AND DIVINE EGYPTIAN DESERT HOPE!
We were amazed by Nefertiti Somnambula's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when The Mane-Iac saw it, the really insane pony tried to send one of her wild tendrils at her, but she deflected it with her Elemental Shield of Harmony and she fired a powerful light scarlet energy blast with Alicorns, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and sands of Egypt at the insane pony, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit her and split one of the tendrils off, but she's still not out yet.
Nico: Whoa, Nefertiti Somnambula's transformed, so awesome.
Ken Knudson: And now, it's Somnambula's turn to transform.
Nefertiti Somnambula: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Egyptian Hope Friendship Alicorn and Divine Egyptian Desert Hope) That's right, Ken.
Somnambula: Yes, and now, it's my turn.
Suddenly, Somnambula's grayish blue violet eyes turned neon grayish blue violet and she was surrounded by a light scarlet energy aura with Alicorns, desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and as she approached The Mane-Iac, she left light scarlet energy, Alicorns, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and sands of Egypt with every step.
Somnambula: Mane-Iac, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes you committed against Equestria. You are an insane monster who's caused so much terror and destruction for your own self-amusement, and what you've done in the comic book world you came from can never be forgiven, and now, I will meet out the punishment that you rightfully deserve: death.
Suddenly, Somnambula was surrounded by a massive vortex of light scarlet energy with desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Somnambula emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Somnambula grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has light scarlet highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise hair, she has neon violet eyes and a light scarlet energy aura with Alicorns, desert magic, sands of Egypt, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with violet gems for eyes and the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with light scarlet gems on the gold crescent links and turquoise crystal links and a light scarlet Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with violet gems for eyes and holding the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Somnambula has on a sleeveless white blouse with Egyptian jewelry, slippers, white fabric on her hair, and long light scarlet sleeveless trenchcoat with sand dunes on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by sand dunes and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Somnambula felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light scarlet angel wings with dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise tips on the light scarlet feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Somnambula has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light scarlet gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Somnambula's massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light scarlet energy, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Somnambula's Egyptian Alicorn Greatsword of Egyptian Desert Hope and Desert Magic Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged light scarlet blade with the cutie mark of Somnambula etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large dark winter blue and moderate turquoise gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with violet gems for eyes and a large light scarlet gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light scarlet gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and violet gems for the eyes and a large moderate turquoise gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Somnambula, Egyptian Pegasus of Hope, One of The Legendary Pillars and Heroes of Harmony, The Hero Who Defeated The Sphinx, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Protector of Egypt and Its Long and Rich History, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, and Master of The Powers of Hope and Desert Magic"
ソムナンブラ、エジプトの希望のペガサス、伝説の柱の 1 人であり、調和の英雄、スフィンクスを倒した英雄、23 日の終末の破壊者、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、エジプトとその長く豊かな歴史の守護者、メンバー友情のテーブルの騎士団、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、そして希望と砂漠の魔法の力のマスター
Somnambula has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY EGYPTIAN HOPE FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE DESERT HOPE FRIENDSHIP AND DIVINE EGYPTIAN DESERT HOPE!
We were amazed by Somnambula's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when The Mane-Iac saw it, the really insane pony tried to send one of her wild tendrils at her, but she deflected it with her Elemental Shield of Harmony and she fired a powerful light scarlet energy blast with Alicorns, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and sands of Egypt at the insane pony, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit her and split one of the tendrils off, but she's still not out yet.
Nico: Whoa, now Somnambula's transformed, that's another Pillar of Harmony who's transformed.
Somnambula: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Egyptian Hope Friendship Alicorn and Divine Egyptian Desert Hope) Yes, that's correct. Now, Lincoln, Nefertiti, shall we show this insane pony what happens when dares to mess with those who bring hope to others in times of great need?
Lincoln: (Smiles) Of course, Somnambula.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Somnambula and Nefertiti Somnambula.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You've terrorized the innocent ponies of Equestria for far too long, Mane-Iac. Now, it is time to administer your punishment and you shall suffer the consequences for your depraved crimes.
Nefertiti Somnambula, Somnambula, and Lincoln went after The Mane-Iac, who continued sending her wild tendrils at them, but they cut them all down with their massive greatswords and made her bald as an egg, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light scarlet energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at The Mane-Iac and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was being burned badly by The Magic of Friendship. Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords and they left painful scars on her, and because of the purity of the attacks, it burned her badly, and the wounds she suffered would never heal.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Now, for my surprise.
Suddenly, Lincoln's skin turned radioactive green, and he suddenly grew both in height and in muscle as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even more bigger and veins protruded on his body, and it also caused his long royal blue pants to rip and turn into shorts, and when the transformation is finally done, he let out a massive roar and he flexed his now even more bigger abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms. Lincoln had transformed into HULK LINCOLN.
CLANG!
Our jaws dropped to the floor when we saw that, and when Lincoln's harem saw him in his new Hulk Lincoln form, they had atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and noses bleeding.
Nico: HOLY CRUD!
Me: Now, that I wasn't even expecting, but wow!
Hulk Lincoln glared at The Mane-Iac who was now really scared and tried to run away, but he grabbed her by her leg and he began smacking her down side to side like Hulk did to Evil Loki, and then, he'd punched the ground really hard and sent her flying into the air, and that allows Nefertiti Somnambula, Somnambula, and Hulk Lincoln to finish The Mane-Iac off by firing powerful energy beams at her and they overwhelmed The Mane-Iac, and they explode with such incredible power, killing her for good. We cheered wildly for what Nefertiti Somnambula, Somnambula, and Hulk Lincoln did to The Mane-Iac as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and power down and Lincoln changed back to normal and he shrunk back to 7'5" and his royal blue pants repaired themselves, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Nefertiti Somnambula and Somnambula are permanent.
Then, as The Mane-Iac's spirit appeared, the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the massive Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on Lincoln's wider and more muscular back glowed, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on my sword, and The Mane-Iac's spirit was surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed on the ground, and she was chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and the energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and they found her guilty of his crimes, and the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at The Pony of Shadow and Lincoln aimed his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds at The Mane-Iac.
Lincoln: Mane-Iac, for the multitude of crimes you've committed against Equestria, along with what you've done in the comic book world, you have been found guilty, and the punishment for your crimes is death.
This horrified The Mane-Iac greatly, as she soon saw her days of chaos and havoc are about to come to an end.
Lincoln: MANE 12 HARMONIOUS CUTIE MARK FINAL JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln fires a very powerful barrage of rainbow energy beams with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels from his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the energy images of The Mane 12 fired colored magic energy beams from their horns, and as they hit The Mane-Iac's spirit, they exploded with incredible power and her evil spirit was condemned to The Black Gates, and she was fading away.
Mane-Iac: NO! CURSE YOU, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (INSANE LAUGHTER)(Fades Away)
The Mane-Iac's spirit was erased from existence by the spirits of all those she's hurt, and she'll never return to hurt anyone again. THE INSANE TERROR OF THE MANE-IAC IS FINALLY OVER!
Eli: Whoa, Lincoln, so that was your big surprise?!
Lincoln: (Smiles) Yep, I've unlocked a brand-new hero form that I call Hulk Lincoln, and this was due to when we first stopped Ross when he came back and I sucked out and absorbed all of that gamma radiation.
Nico: That's right. (Laughs) But, that was one awesome Hulk-sized surprise, Linc, and you smacked down The Mane-Iac in the same manner that Hulk did to Evil Loki, so awesome!
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Fluttershy: And you knew of what happened when that meanie swatted that little firefly, right?
Lincoln: Yep, I channeled the anger and that's exactly what happened.
Rarity: And your pants repaired themselves after you changed right back, that was amazing.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Awesome job, gang, not only solved another mystery and throw those in prison for good, but we also got rid of The Mane-Iac for good.
Lincoln: Which means, the next member of The Doomsday 23 to take down and destroy tomorrow is the malevolent tyrant of the Crystal Empire, King Sombra the Evil.
Me: Yeah, tomorrow, Judgement Day is coming for that demonic unicorn, and he will pay for every last one of his crimes in blood!
Nico: Yeah, and that'll be left to Merida McLogan, Rockhoof, and Lincoln to meet out that monster's punishment.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and what he's also done to Princess Amore can never be forgotten nor ever forgiven, and to us, that's a serious line he's crossed, and now, he's going to pay with his life.
Rudina Adalwulf: Oh, Linky.
Nico: Uh, Linc, I also have to tell you this, but...
Suddenly, Lincoln was ambushed by all of the girls in his harem and he was covered in lipstick marks all over his face and abnormally massive and powerful muscular body, and he had a goofy smile on his face, hearts in his eyes, nose bleeding, and steam whistling out of his ears.
Lincoln: (Dreamy Voice) I'm...in...Heaven!
We had a laugh, and at the same time, we were very proud of Lincoln.
Nico: Lets get these 8 carted off to the Slammer and head home.
We nodded.
French Spy: (Speaking in French) Les enfants se mêlent. (Meddling kids)
Other spies: Huh?
Nico: He said Meddling Kids in French.
Spies: Oh.
We got them arrested and sent to prison. Nico brought the chip over to the CIA and reported how we all caught the spies and got the chip and we were given S-Rank Mission credit for it.
The spies all got sentences of Life Without Parole in the Neptune Prison for Traitors and they were all placed in the Solitary confinement Supermax Section.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Mysteries on the Disorient Express was a really awesome episode of Be Cool Scooby Doo and it was one of my favorites. It aired on November 18th, 2017 and it was awesome and hilarious!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Pohatu, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Rhinox, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to a chili pepper and hot sauce planet and we're going there to battle not only Another Ultimate Grey Matter and also the Zodiarts for Lepus the Hare. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for a Mega Moltres named Nadine Phoenix. Nadine is Nico's friend from Cooking Class and she has immensely powerful fire powers and she was also born with incredible fire angel wings. She is a great chef and she is on caliber with Mary and our great chefs and she has an expertise in making awesome and nuclear hot spicy foods. She also hates bullies. the match-up scene is for Merida McLogan, Rockhoof, and Lincoln, as they're going to destroy the next member of The Doomsday 23, the malevolent tyrant and demonic unicorn who terrorized The Crystal Empire, King Sombra the Evil. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Fillydelphia in Equestria, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy The Dark Louds from the time Jared babysat, and they've returned from the dead, and they all want bloody and cruel revenge on Laney for what she and Jared did in destroying them, and there's only one demonic unicorn responsible for bringing them back from the dead: King Sombra the Evil. And they're going to meet a Ruddy Rose Dragon Gene- Slammer named Selene Rosesanglante, who's not only Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France, but also, his classmate in Cooking. She's also a beautiful model and capable gardener. Her last name, Rosesanglante, means Bloody Rose in French. It was Selene who introduced Lincoln to gardening when they were 10, and have since then made a beautiful garden filled with beautiful flowers and succulent crops. They once even made a 400 pound watermelon. Selene made Lincoln a beautiful bouquet of flowers of his favorite colors. To show thanks, Lincoln took Selene to a garden of roses, where he kissed Selene on the lips. She's also the cousin of Princess Perfuma and she hates Lola with a burning passion. Get ready for an awesome and really spicy and creole adventure as we head down to New Orleans Louisiana and not only eat tons of awesome spicy creole foods and Louisiana Hot Sauces and more but also solve the mystery of the Swamp Monster and bring that culprit to justice.
See you all tomorrow
