YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!


Walking through the streets of Paris, France was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there to meet one of the International Digidestined.

Me: This is gonna be so awesome. We haven't met one of the International Digidestined in a long tme.

Rarity: I think it's going to be so fun meeting one of them.

Nico: You guys will love Catherine. She is a great girl that lives in the Palace of Versailles.

Me: That palace has a lot of history behind it.

Kari: It sure does.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Kari.

Kari: Not a problem Nico. It's going to be so awesome helping you out.

Gatomon: I agree there too.

Nico: Remember when you and I first met on my early days?

Kari: I sure do. You and I faced the Dark Masters together and those were some of the toughest battles ever.

Qin: I heard so much about that. That was intense.

Me: Wow. Hard to imagine that Myotismon was that tough back then.

Camie: No kidding.

Tsuyu: Yeah that was intense and powerful.

Sirius: Boy it sure was.

Kari: And now, I can turn into a dragon.

Me: Boy you sure can. I forgot all about that. That was so awesome.

Qin: That was so cool.

Camie: Yeah and I didn't know you can do that now Kari.

Kari: That is really cool.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Kari how I don't know the full extent of the story but can you tell us all how you became part of the Digidestined like your brother and his friends?

Kari: I sure can and it was a great adventure that I will always remember.

She told us all about her story and it was awesome.


Kari Kamiya (八神 ヒカリ Yagami Hikari?) is a character in the anime and manga series Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure 02 and Digimon Adventure tri.. Kari is a DigiDestined, partnered with Gatomon, and embodies the trait of Crest of Light. She is the younger sister of Taichi "Tai" Kamiya.

Kari is the second and youngest child of Susumu and Yuuko. 4 years prior to the series, alongside with her parents, she and her older brother Tai, and the family's cat, Miko lived in Highton View Terrace. One night that year, she witnesses an egg emerge from the family's computer. The next day, the egg starts to roll around the house and she chases it until it stops in her room and hatches into a Botamon, which Kari plays with by blowing her whistle while the Botamon uses his "Bubble Blow".

She feeds chocolate to Botamon and he digivolves into Koromon, and Kari gives Miko's food to him, which the creature retributes with a hug. Miko then starts fighting Koromon to take his food back and wins. After their mother comes back home, Kari talks to Koromon and introduces herself and Tai to him. At night, Kari wakes Tai, noticing Koromon is strange. Koromon digivolves into Big Agumon, which Kari rides around the city while her brother chases after them. Agumon destroys a soda machine and Kari tries to get as many cans as possible, and then goes after Agumon.

She wonders why he's not talking to her anymore. Agumon tries to burn a truck that almost hit him using his "Pepper Breath", and later tries to attack a bus, which Kari begs for him to not do.

A gigantic Digi-Egg then appears above the city and hatches into a Parrotmon, and Agumon tries to fight it. Tai finds them and tells Kari to run away. As Parrotmon attacks, Agumon digivolves into a humongous Red Greymon in order to protect Tai and Kari, and the girl cries seeing him fight. Parrotmon manages to leave Greymon unconscious, and Kari tries to wake him up with her whistle, but because of her cries, she's unable to blow it properly, and Tai blows it. Greymon wakes up and defeats the Parrotmon, and both are sucked back into the Digital World. At dawn, Kari calls for Koromon at the battle's remains. Digimon Adventure This event caused the siblings to be chosen to be among the new DigiDestined. The Ultimate Clash The destruction created by the battle caused it to be labeled a terrorist attack, and the Kamiya family moved away from the area.

At age 5, Kari was stricken with severe pneumonia. While their parents had left the two of them at home alone, Tai attempts to cheer her up by taking her to the park to play soccer, but she collapses while playing. She was taken to the hospital for weeks and nearly died, and when their mother gets there, she slaps Tai for endangering Kari. When Kari finally came home, she actually apologizes to Tai for not playing soccer correctly, only focusing on her own guilt; this caused Tai to feel outrageous guilt for endangering her life, and stuck with him for years.

When the original seven DigiDestined are transported into the Digital Worldfrom summer camp, Kari isn't with them, as she had been at home with a summer cold. However, she is reunited with Tai after he and Koromon are sucked into the Real World through a dimensional warp following his victory over Etemon. He only stays for a short while, and has to leave when he realizes that the Digital World is in bad shape and needed his help, much to Kari's regret.

Kari reunites with her older brother again when he and the other DigiDestined return to the Real World to pursue Myotismon, who is seeking the eighth DigiDestined child. None of them are aware that Kari is the eighth DigiDestined, and that the eighth Digivice ended up in the Kamiya residence. However, this realization is delayed after Meeko, the Kamiya family's cat, plays with the Digivice and accidentally loses it to a crow. The Eighth Digivice The next day, while Kari chases Meeko in the park, she runs across Gatomon, one of Myotismon's henchmen, and instantly recognizes her as a Digimon. She treats the catlike Digimon with kindness and invites her into her house. Gatomon, realizing that Kari is no ordinary child, figures she should kill her, but can't bring herself to. Gatomon Comes Calling With the help of her good friend, Wizardmon, who finds the eighth Digivice that night, Gatomon remembers that she was looking for someone, and realizes that she was looking for Kari. After she reunites with Kari, Gatomon and Wizardmon go to fetch Kari's Crest of Light, but Myotismon discovers that Gatomon is the eighth DigiDestined's partner, and holds her captive to try to find the eighth DigiDestined.

When she realizes what's happening, Kari turns herself in to stop the pain Myotismon's minions are inflicting. City Under Siege In the final showdown, Myotismon attempts to kill Kari by attacking her with his Grisly Wing, but Wizardmon steps in and takes the blow for her, sacrificing himself. Kari's grief leads to the activation of the Crest of Light and the Digivice to glow, and Gatomon Digivolves into Angewomon. Using the power bestowed to her by the other Digimon, Angewomon shoots an arrow through Myotismon's heart. However, when the fog fails to disappear, it's apparent that Myotismon isn't gone for good. When Myotismon returns as VenomMyotismon, Kari and T.K.. act on Gennai's prophecy by having Angemon and Angewomon shoot arrows of light through the hearts of their big brothers, Tai and Matt. This causes Agumon and Gabumon to warp digivolve to WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon.

Kari accompanies the seven other DigiDestined when they go back to the Digital World. While she is in the Digital World, Kari begins to hear a mysterious spirit that no one else can communicate with. When Tai and Matt get into a major fight, the spirit takes control of Kari's body and ends the fight, explaining to the DigiDestined more about why they were chosen and about the past of the Digital World.

After leaving Puppetmon's forest, Kari's illness catches up to her, and Tai frantically searches for medication for her in Machinedramon's city. My Sister's Keeper Underneath the city, Kari watches with horror as the enslaved Numemon are beaten by WaruMonzaemon. Empowered by the powers of light, she leads a revolt, helping the Numemon by deposing WaruMonzaemon. The grateful Numemon sacrifice themselves against Machinedramon to buy the DigiDestined precious time, and Kari decides to honor them by making grave marks for them.

While fighting against Piedmon, Kari, T.K. and Patamon were the only ones left after Piedmon turned everyone else into keychains. However, when T.K. and Kari found themselves falling to an almost certain death, T.K. found the hope to help Angemon Digivolve to MagnaAngemon, who saved T.K. and Kari and restored everyone from their keychain state.

At some point, Kari volunteered to be sawed in half by a magician for Senri Hori's birthday party.

In March 4, 2000, Kari shows her birthday gift for her friend Senri to Tai, who tries to take it. She then sends his e-mail and he screams at her for it, and she leaves. She and her friends arrive at Senri Hori's birthday party. When Senri is about to blow to candles, Tai calls her asking for help in the battle against Keramon, but she says she can't go.

Later, when the girls are playing a card game, Tai calls again asking for help.

On May 2000, Kari arrives in the Digital World and gives up her Crest power to free the Digimon Sovereigns. As a result, Gatomon loses the power to become Angewomon.

In April 2002, on the first day of school, Kari reunites with her old friend T.K., who has just moved to Odaiba and is in her class. Her classmate, Davis Motomiya, who has a crush on her, antagonizes T.K., but this proves to be the least of her problems as she finds out that the Digital World is in trouble due to a human boy who calls himself the Digimon Emperor. She also discovers that Davis and TK's new neighbors, Yolei Inoue and Cody Hida, are new DigiDestined, whose Digimon are capable of Armor Evolution. Much like T.K., Kari has a slight advantage compared to the new kids, though at first she feels like a burden because Gatomon has lost the Holy Ring that gave her power and can't evolve because of the Digimon Emperor blocking evolution with his Control Spires. However, in the 3rd episode A New Digitude the Emperor sets up a trap for the three new kids with a group of Tyrannomon during the fight. Gatomon and Patamon try to help but as Gatomon no longer has the holy tail ring that makes her power that of a champion, it's basically 2 rookies attacking and they say he should let them digivolve he says he won't, leaving the 2 digimon are useless. Kari, T.K. and Cody leave the battle to find the signal of a new Digi-Egg when they get to a cave they notice two eggs and T.K .asks if they have to wait for two new kids to come remove them, Kari notices the they're engraved with their crests and says they could be for them. TK disagrees saying that they already have their digimon but their digimon encourage them to try remove them. As they walk to the Digi-Eggs, their digivice glows in the colour of crests of light and hope respectively. Their Digivices were upgraded to a D-3. This then allows Gatomon to armour digivolve into Nefertimon and Patamon to armour digivolve into Pegasusmon. Both forms are powerful armour digimon that are holy beings and have the strength of champions due to Gatomon not having her tail ring. In Kyoto Dragon its revealed the traits they both have Hope and Light are the most powerful crests as light gives light to the world and the light inside a persons heart is hope and they receive the armour digivolving powers as they could only find 3 digimon who had this ancient power but the partners to the bearers of hope and light had this power too.

As Kari and T.K. help the newer kids, their friendship causes rift in the group as Davis is extremely jealous of how close they are due to how the bonded in the event of the first season due to being the youngest and being partnered with holy digimon. In the episode Guardian Angel when Kari is trapped in an area of the digiworld surrounded by corrupted Guardramon. TK and Davis argue who's going to rescue her, but eventually agreed to go together. Davis becomes jealous of how Patamon can digivolve into Angemon and when he dedigivolves back into Patamon. He questions them about how he can digivolve and asks about if Gatomon can as well. Patamon adds salt to the wound when he says that she becomes Angewomon and they make a great team.

One day, Kari starts to feel strange during class, and she sees herself surrounded by a dark ocean. On her way to the nurse's office, she sees a dark water creature with red eyes stalking her at the hall. Her behavior worries T.K., and she tells him she doesn't feel strong enough, but his attempt to encourage her backfires and leaves her upset. After school, she is involuntarily pulled into another dimension, the Dark Ocean. There, she encounters a group of Scubamon weakened by Dark Rings. She tries to use her light to release them, but an Airdramon attacks them before she can do it. Kari's pleas for help allow T.K., Patamon and Gatomon to come to her. After Pegasusmon destroy a Control Spire that was erected in the Dark Ocean, Gatomon is able to evolve into Angewomon and save Kari, both from the Airdramon and the Scubamon, who are revealed to be the creatures Kari saw stalking her. After repelling the creatures, who wanted Kari to be their queen (their bride in the Japanese version), the four return to the Real World. His Master's Voice

When Kari and T.K. visit Mimi in New York, they encounter Willis, his Digimon, Terriermon, and Wendigomon. While on a train for Colorado, Kari sends an e-mail to the other DigiDestined, who made their way to America to help her and T.K. On the way, their train is hindered by Wendigomon, so they have to continue on foot. They manage to join up with the others during the fight with Cherubimon. Angewomon and Angemon Digivolve to their Mega forms to release the powers of the Golden Digi-Eggs so Veemon and Terriermon can golden armor digivolve. Digimon Hurricane Landing!/Transcendent Evolution! The Golden Digimentals

While searching for Gatomon's lost Tail Ring, Kari, Yolei, and Ken end up in the Dark World. Upon finding the Dark Ocean, Kari begins to lose her composure due to her last visit. She and Ken struggle under the hold of the Dark Ocean. Arukenimon takes advantage of this and sends a Blossomon made of Control Spires after them. It takes Yolei's slap and honest words to help them see eye-to-eye, Yolei explains to her that when a pink light surrounds them, it's beautiful like Kari, that she possesses the crest of Ligh, that she has the power to dispel the darkness and Gatomon tells her she's the worst enemy to the realisation and understanding gives Aquilamon and Gatomon the power to DNA digivolve to Silphymon who obliterates Blossomon Opposites Attract

She, like T.K., takes it hard that BlackWarGreymon destroy the destiny stones and how he'll destroy the digital and real worlds of he destroys all of them in this saga. Gatomon makes references to how if she had her tail ring or could digivolve to Angewomon she could stop him. When they save the last destiny stone by using the D-3's they unveil Azulongmon who explains about how when the original 8 digidestined released their crest powers it restored the digital world and that he and the other thee guardians had been sealed away by the Dark Masters and that specifically the bearers of the crests of Hope and Light were the ones who released him and that when the Harmonious Ones needed to stop the threat of the Digimon Emperor that they could only find 3 digimon who had the power of amour digivolving but they were needed as Patamon and Gatomon also had this power and they changed their digivices to D-3s and explained about the powers of their crests that the other 6 are related to the the personality of the bearer like Tai being courageous, Izzy being knowledgeable and Sora being caring and loving. But hope and light are more powerful as they give the strength to always fight on and give light to the world. When he also says about replanting the destiny stones that he will used seeds of Light and that Hope gives them the powers to grow.

On Christmas Day, Gatomon is pleased when Gennai gives them one of Azulongmon's digicores and she instantly knows what it is that it will allow them to achieve their Ultimate forms, Kari, Izzy and their Digimon now Angewomon and MegaKabuterimon are sent to Hong Kong to help the Asian DigiDestined round up all the loose Digimon. While there, all three of the Poi Brothers develop a crush on Kari. Digimon World Tour, Pt. 1After returning to Japan that evening, Kari, Tai and their Digimon talk about how the new DigiDestined might have to kill evil Digimon soon.

There is a resurface of a rivalry seen in Joe's Battle when one of Daemon's forces is Ladydevimon and she gets into another fist fight with Angewomon and when they give their energy to Imperialdramon when Skullsatomon attacks Gatomon shyly asks Hawkmon for help to destroy Ladydevimon as Silphymon when she attacks two boys. It shocks Yolei but Kari makes her realise that they had no other choice as TK does with Cody when they are attacked by MarineDevimon. Their fears are confirmed when the Daemon Corpsattack and the new DigiDestined must kill them to prevent loss of life.

During the final episode and when Owikawa reveals why he wanted to make it to the digital world he finds out he was tricked, Gatomon instantly knows who has tricked and leeched his life when she hears the voice emanating from the giant mouth revealing its the voice that haunts her nightmares being Myotismon after all the pain he caused her before she was reunited with Kari and returned to her true destiny of being a partner digimon. The voice reveals he's not Myotismon or VenomMyotismon but a new form Malomyotismon who destroys his unknowing followers Arukenimon and Mummymon and the kids prepare to take him down during the battle against MaloMyotismon, Kari is paralyzed with fear after witnessing MaloMyotismon's cruelty. While she is subjected to MaloMyotismon's illusion, she experiences her dream desire to see humans and Digimon to live side by side, making it a better world for everyone. Gatomon and Raidramonbreak her free of the illusion, and she joins with the other kids to help break Ken out of his illusion. Kari uses the power of the dream dimension against MaloMyotismon, wishing for Gatomon to become stronger and making Gatomon, Angewomon, Nefertimon and Silphymon appear all at once. Later, when the children infected with the Dark Spore share their dreams and Noriko admits she wants to be a kindergarten teacher, Kari says that this is her dream as well. She then helps defeat MaloMyotismon once and for all with the light of her Digivice.

On Valentine's Day, 2003, Kari is kidnapped by Boltmon along with Mimi and Sora. When Pukumon enters the scene with a Control Spire, Joe is knocked into the 02 DigiDestined and Kari ends up with Cody's D-Terminal, allowing Gatomon to Armor Digivolve to Butterflymon.

On March 25, 2003, Diaboromon, resumes his reign of terror on the Internet. The Kuramon are bio-emerging via e-mail, so while Tai, Matt, and their Digimon entered cyberspace to battle Diaboromon once more, the others start to track down the Kuramon. Yolei and Kari find the first one and catch it for Izzy to examine. While Omnimon is being overpowered by Diaboromon, Kari and T.K., with their Digimon, go to help their older brothers. After that, Kari watches the battle between Imperialdramon Fighter Mode and Armageddemon.

In 2005, Kari wakes her bother up for practice at Tsukishima General High School with his soccer club. Reunion

In 2028, Kari became a kindergarten teacher, just as she dreamed. She has a son, who has a Salamon as a Digimon partner and also seemingly inherited his mother's whistle, which she had previously given to Gatomon at the end of the first series.

During one of her battles as a child, she and the other 02 DigiDestined encountered Parallelmon, who absorbed her, Yolei, Cody, and T.K., and inadvertently sent Davis into the V-Tamer 01world. There, Davis meets Tai Kamiya and Zeromaru, and Kari. and the others helped Davis from inside the monster by recreating the Digi-Egg of Miracles. With the monster destroyed, Davis and his friends returned to their continuity.


When she was done we were amazed.

Qin: Wow! Kari you have done a lot over the years.

Varie: She sure has.

Me: And we also undid the damage that was dealt by Myotismon.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Many of the Digimon are forever grateful for that.

Eli: Yeah and then some.

Me: No kidding. So Nico how do you know Catherine?

Nico: Well remember when I told you how we met lots of Digidestined from all over the world when Digimon were appearing all over the world?

Me: I sure do.

Nico: Yep. Catherine is one of the Digidestined that I met on that awesome adventure. Her Digimon Partner is a Floramon and she, T.K., Tai and I took on the Mamemon Brothers here in France at the Palace of Versailles.

Qin: That's incredible. I remember hearing about that. That was amazing.

Camie: It sure is.

Nico: Yep. Her real name is Catherine Deneuve.

Nico told us all about her.


Prior to Tai and T.K's arrival in Paris, France, Catherine and her partner, Floramon attempted to destroy a Control Spire near the Seine River. A Giromon stopped and captured her. She was taken to Versailles Palace and held as a captive of a Mamemon, a MetalMamemon and a BigMamemon. When Tai Kamiya, T.K. Takaishi, Agumon, Patamon and T.K.'s grandfather, Michel, went to inspect why the Versailles Palace's lights were still on during Christmas Eve, they found her seated at a table while the three Mamemon ate.

Both Tai and T.K. develop a small crush on Catherine the moment they first see her while their respective partners develop a small crush on Catherine's partner, Floramon. Michel is outraged that the three Mamemon were having a party in the Versailles Palace and that Catherine was tied up. He confronted the three Mamemon and tried to rescue Catherine. Catherine was impressed by Michel's chivalry. One of the Mamemon throws a pie at Michel's face. Tai and T.K. tried to aid him but pies were also thrown at their faces. However, Greymon and Angemon successfully engaged the 3 Digimon and take the battle outside the Versailles Palace.

Afterwards, Catherine explained how she and Floramon were captured while trying to destroy a Control Spire. The group was then attacked by the Giromon who had earlier attacked Catherine, in addition to the Mamemon brothers. She had Floramon Digivolve to Kiwimon to assist MetalGreymon and MagnaAngemon, the 3 of which managed to disperse the enemy group. They then departed to destroy the Control Spire, a task ultimately completed by MagnaAngemon.

After destroying the Control Spire, the French DigiDestined with their partner Digimon arrive along with the Digimon that were loose in France. With the day finally being Christmas, the French DigiDestined and Catherine exchange greetings of "Merry Christmas". Tai and T.K. then, at the same time, kiss Catherine on her cheeks either as a Christmas greeting or to show their mutual crush on her. T.K.'s grandfather also greets Catherine "Merry Christmas" by kneeling down, taking Catherine's hand and kissing it. In the English Dub, he meant to teach the boys "how to properly kiss a lady".

Near the end of episode 42, Catherine and Floramon are celebrating Christmas together with T.K's grandfather.

She last appears in the finale of the season in the streets of Paris, holding her light-emitting Digivice to the sky to aid in the defeat of MaloMyotismon. When she arrives in the Digital World, she stands together with Tai and Michael.

In August 2010, Catherine is one of the many DigiDestined that has their mind seized by Eosmon and interred within the Never World so that she can live within her memories with Floramon. After Agumon (Bond of Bravery) and Gabumon (Bond of Friendship) destroy the combined Eosmon's Mega form, Catherine is freed and regains consciousness in the Real World.


When he was done we were amazed.

Qin: That is amazing! And it's cool that she got to have a Christmas together with T.K.'s grandfather.

Nico: Yep.

Sirius: That's so cool.

Eli: It sure is.

Kari: I thought it was sweet too.

Nico: Thank God the White House is back to normal.

Me: Boy no kidding and we've seen the last of Rasputin.

Laney: Good riddance.

Nico: I honestly didn't expect to see him there.

Brittney: Me neither Nico. But the Forces of the Spirits know all and tell me everything, Past, Present or Future.

Nico: Wow that is amazing.

Camie: It sure is.

Me: Thank goodness Shaggy and Scooby weren't with us or they would be scared shitless.

Varie: You're telling me.

Kari: Yeah no kidding there.

Gatomon: Yeah.

Nico: Here we are.

We arrived at the Palace of Versailles.

Me: The Palace of Versailles, Built back in 1667 and it was the home of the French Monarchy until the French Revolution.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: That is amazing.

Laney: I've always wanted to come here.

Lana: It's so amazing.

Lily: Yeah.

We went up to the palace and went in and it was magnificent.

Me: Wow. The Palace of Versailles.

Eli: It's beautiful.

Laney: It's so awesome.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is.

Nico: And America is still America. And not some unrelated named ghost town

Me: Yep.

We walked around and it was beautiful and full of historical value. Then out in the gardens we saw a girl with blond hair and a red dress with a Kiwimon fighting a black version of Ditto! She was fighting Another Ditto!

Nico: There she is! And she found the Another Omnitrix Alien.

Me: And it's Another Ditto. This is gonna be a good one.

We went to help her.

Nico: Bonjour Catherine.

Catherine Deneuve: (French Accent) Nico and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor.

Me: You too Catherine.

Laney: Awesome to meet you.

Qin: Looks like you found our Another Omnitrix Alien Friend before we did. Awesome job.

Catherine Deneuve: Oui.

Airazor: Looks like the battle is going to be good. Airazor, MAXIMIZE!

She transformed and was ready.

Albedo turned into Negative Ditto.

Negative Ditto: Time to take a page out of Multiple Man, Multiplex, and Billy's books and make an army!

Negative Ditto made an army of 930 clones!

Me: Yeah! Lets see who our Another Ditto is.

Another Ditto: (In a Girls Voice) And it's good to see you again J.D.

Me: Halinor Vulvania! Wow!

Nico: You know her?

Me: Yep. Her name is Halinor Vulvania and she is A Superhero. She goes by the name of BIKINI GIRL!

Nicole: I remember seeing her!

Me: Yep.

I pulled out a comic of her and she was a voluptuous girl with blue hair and had a beautiful voluptuous body and a blue bikini and she was flying with blue angel wings and fired a blast of laser vision at a monster and slicing it in half.

Nico: That is cool!

Me: Yep. She has powers involving her sex appeal, laser vision, winged flight, ice breath, X-Ray Vision, and all the powers over the elements and all the powers over food and a seductive look that enables criminals to do anything.

Nicole: That is a kind of hero I can get along with.

Me: Yep.

Another Ditto: But it's great to see you again J.D.

Me: Same to you.

Maria: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Ditto: Just to change back from this form.

Me: You were turned into what's called a Splixson and they are cloning aliens from the planet Hathor.

Another Ditto: That explains why I can clone myself like that and be in many places at once.

Me: Yeah. The only way to get you changed back is when we defeat you.

Another Ditto: Then take your best shot.

Me: Gladly. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Kari: Time to Digivolve!

Gatomon nodded.

The Crest of Light activated.

Gatomon: GATOMON DIGIVOLVE TO…

She turned into Angewomon!

Angewomon: (Echoing) ANGEWOMON!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Sorry about this Halinor. (ACTIVATES KOKO AND ZOFIS'S RIDEWATCH)

(CAN YOU HEAR MY BY MIKE AND THE MECHANICS PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY AND BLUE FIRE SWIRLS AROUND ME)

Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect from up here
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Swear allegiance to the flag
Whatever flag they offer
Never hint at what you really feel
Teach the children quietly
For some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me running (can you hear me calling you?)
(Can you hear me) hear me calling you?
(Can you hear me running) hear me running babe?
(Can you hear me running) hear me running?
Calling you, calling you

I danced and fired waves of energy balls and they hit the Another Ditto Clones and exploded all over with incredible power!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!

Laney: WHOA!

Camie: That was powerful!

Nico: Nice one!

Varie: Yeah it was!

Nico: (takes out Mutiplex's Ridewatch) I'll make an army of my own!

Nico activated it and made an army of 930 Clones too!

Nico: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES HOWLING ACES RIDEWATCH)

(GRAVITY OF LOVE BY ENIGMA PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HIM)

Turn around, and smell what you don't see
Close your eyes, it's so clear
Here's the mirror, behind there is a screen
On both ways, you can get in
Don't think twice before you listen to your heart
Follow the trace, for a new start
What you need, and everything you'll feel
Is just a question of the deal
In the eye of storm you'll see a lonely dove
The experience of survival is the key
To the gravity of love
The path of excess leads to the tower of wisdom
(The path of excess leads to the tower of wisdom)
Try to think about it
That's the chance to live your life and discover what it is
What's the gravity of love
Look around just people, can you hear their voice?
Find the one who'll guide you to the limits of your choice
If I feel in the eye of storm
Just think of the lonely dove
The experience of survival is the key
To the gravity of love, oh (o fortuna)

He and the clones danced and fired waves of light and smashed the Ditto clones all over.

Me: Take that!

Eli: YEAH!

Sylvia Exetor: Here's what Darkness can do. (ACTIVATES YODONNA'S RIDEWATCH)

(IT'S TERROR TIME AGAIN BY SKYCYCLE PLAYS)

Sylvia Exetor: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLS AROUND HER)

You hear the screeching of an owl
You hear the wind begin to howl
You know there's zombies on the prowl
And

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

You hear the beating of your heart
You know the screaming's gonna start
Here comes the really scary part
'Cause

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

All the trees begin to moan
And the monsters grunt and groan
Rotting faces full of slime
Don't you know it's terror time?
And...

It's terror time again
They got you running through the night
It's terror time again
And you just might die of fright
It's a terrifying time

She danced and fired waves of darkness and smashed the Ditto Army all over.

Kaito: (gets out Go Buster gear) Count us in too!

Zocks: (Gets out Gokaiger gear) I've always wanted to use this!

Kaito got an awesome Beast X Blaster and Zocks got the Swords and Weapons of Super Megaforce!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Chloe Bourgeois: YEAH!

Nami: May I do one?

Me: Sure Nami.

Nico: How's your arm doing?

Nami: It still hurts but not as bad as it was before.

Me: Good.

She activated her Ridewatch for The Evil Ninja Storm Rangers!

(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LOREENA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Nami: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THE ELEMENTAL FORCES SWIRL AROUND HER)

A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
Every breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for the love of you

She danced fired waves of fire, water, earth, wind, lightning, light and darkness from her hands and staff and the blasts hit Another Ditto and the army all over.

Laney: YEAH!

Nico: Nice one Nami!

Camie: I got one. (ACTIVATES YODO'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE HOUSES OF HEALING FOR THE LORD OF THE RINGS PLAYS)

Camie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS AURORA ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND HER)

With a sigh you turn away
With a deepening heart
No more words to say
You will find that the world
Has changed forever
And the trees are now turning
From green to gold
And the sun is now fading
I wish I could hold you closer

She fired waves of aurora and blasted down much of the Another Ditto Army!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: Wow! That was awesome Camie!

Tsuyu: Yeah it was!

Me: Now here is the big promise that I made to all my awesome future wives and the promise I made to the world.

(EVENSTAR FOR LORD OF THE RINGS PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY IN SINDARIAN AS LIGHT SWIRLS AROUND ME)

Ú i vethed nâ i onnad
Si boe ú-dhanna
Ae ú-esteli, esteliach nad
Nâ boe ú i
Estelio han, estelio han, estelio
Estelio han, estelio veleth

I was glowing in an intensely bright light and it was so purifying and full of good and love. I glowed and fired waves of light and blasted some of the Another Ditto army

all over.

Nico: Wow!

Qin: That was amazing!

Varie: It sure was!

Laney: Now here is me. (ACTIVATES MARLUXIA'S RIDEWATCH)

(WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER BY DUNE PLAYS)

Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND FLOWERS SWIRL AROUND HER)

There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams, yet slips away from us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Who

There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Who

But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Who

Who waits forever anyway?

She fired waves of flowers and grass and smashed the Another Ditto Army all over.

Me: That was awesome Laney!

Lana: Yeah it was!

Sirius: Yeah!

Me: Here's mine for Misty. (ACTIVATES MISTY TREDWELL'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS GREEN FLAMES SWIRL AROUND ME)

Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Live it in your mind
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a never ending story
Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Story
Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hands
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Never ending story
Never ending story
Never ending story
Never ending story

I danced and fired waves of green fire and smashed parts of the Another Ditto Army.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Sougo: (gets out Kiva Ridewatch) I should've used this one against Another Kiva the first time.

Armor Time! (Rock music mixed with Kiva's transformation noises) Gabu! Kiva!

Geiz: (Gets out Zeronos Ridewatch) At least you can do so now.

Armor Time! (Zeronos Belt standby music) Altair Form! Zeronos! (Zeronos transformation noises)

Sougo got KivaArmor while Geiz got ZeronosArmor.

Nico: WOO!

Laney: Awesome!

Kari: My turn! (ACTIVATES ARBORMON'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE PROMISE BY WHEN IN ROME PLAYS)

Kari: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES, GRASS, LIGHT AND FLOWERS SWIRL AROUND HER)

(ECHOING)

If you need a friend
Don't look to a stranger
You know in the end
I'll always be there
And when you're in doubt
And when you're in danger
Take a look all around
And I'll be there
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you, I will
When your day is through
And so is your temper
You know what to do
I'm gonna always be there
Sometimes if I shout
It's not what's intended
These words just come out
With no cross to bear
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
And if I had to walk the world I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will
Gotta tell you
Need to tell you
Gotta tell you
I've gotta tell you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
And if I had to walk the world I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will
I will, I will

She danced amazingly and fired waves of light, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed the Another Ditto army and blasted them all over.

Qin: WOW! That was great Kari!

Laney: Yeah!

Rainbow Dash: Here's one. (ACTIVATES LAGRANGES RIDEWATCH)

(TAKE ON ME BY AHA PLAYS)

Rainbow Dash: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RAINBOWS SWIRL AROUND HER)

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh, the things that you say, yeah
Is it life or
Just to play my worries away?
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day
I'll be gone (take on me, take on me)
In a day (take me on, take on me)
(Take on me, take on me)
(Take me on, take on me)
(Take on me)

She danced divinely and fired waves of energy and rainbows and zoomed fast and smashed the Another Ditto army all over.

Me: That was awesome R.D.! Now here is one for Cody and Penny. (ACTIVATES PETE'S RIDEWATCH)

(DOWN UNDER BY MEN AT WORK PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THE SYMBOLS OF AUSTRALIA SWIRL AROUND ME)

Fantastic, this next song is coming out very soon
It's five minutes, perhaps even longer
It's a song about a place that we all come from
Oh, look out, Australians in the audience
Yes, I thought as much
Filthy and two podium people in the audience
This is a song called- anyone know what this song's called?
(What's it called) maybe you do know what it's called
It's called, it's called
I think that this is a pretty good town
They call this place the Big Apple, right?
(Why is that?) what does that make all you?
Not apples, worms! That's right
Anyway, we feel at home with all people, we're worms too, you know
I reckon if they haven't got the tape together now
It's all happening, okay, without further ado, it's on the show
Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me real nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
She said:
"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
Six foot four, full of muscle
I said, "Hey, do you speak-a my language, buck?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better, better run, you better take cover"
Get down
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty"
And he said:
"Do you come from a land down under, oh yeah, yeah
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Now you try it, 'cause we are
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Just once more, c'mon, for me
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Oh don't stop now, 'cause we are
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
'Cause we are living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better, better run, you better take cover
A big hand for Big Han, he plays the flute
And he's also so cute
Hey, he's my best friend!
Not accepting this

I danced and fired waves of energy and smashed more of the Another Ditto Army all over!

Nico: OH YEAH! Love that song!

Kari: Time to go Dragon!

Me: Get ready guys. Here comes the Dragon!

Kari turned into her Dragon Form! She was a Pink Dragon!

Me: ENTER THE DRAGON!

Qin: YEAH!

Camie: OH WOW!

Tsuyu: That is so cool!

Kari fired a blast of pink fire and incinerated numerous members of the Another Ditto Army!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Eli: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: How about this one to go with it? (ACTIVATES KAOS'S RIDEWATCH)

(HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH BY BELINDA CARLISLE PLAYS)

Twilight Sparkle: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MAGIC SWIRLS AROUND HER)

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
When the night falls down
I wait for you, and you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids on the street outside
When you walk into the room
You pull me close, and we start to move
And we're spinnin' with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
When I feel alone
I reach for you, and you bring me home
When I'm lost at sea
I hear your voice, and it carries me
In this world, we're just beginnin'
To understand the miracle of livin'
Baby, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Heaven
Heaven
Heaven
In this world we're just beginnin'
To understand the miracle of livin'
Baby, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Heaven
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth

She danced and fired waves of magic and smashed much of The Another Ditto Army all over!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Love that song!

Me: YEAH BABY!

Sunset Shimmer: I got one. (ACTIVATES NAKED KRABS RIDEWATCH)

(ROCK LOBSTER BY THE B-52'S PLAYS)

Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LOBSTERS AND FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster
Down, down
Lobster rock
Lobster rock
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

She danced and fired waves of fire and smashed the Another Ditto Army all over!

Nico: YEAH!

Another Ditto's: DOGPILE!

The Another Ditto's dogpiled on Vroon.

Vroon: Why me?!

Me: HEY! Get off him! He's not a beanbag chair!

Eli used the Force and threw them off!

Me: The real fight is us!

Fluttershy: This will be fun. (ACTIVATES CARMEN DILLO'S RIDEWATCH)

(BREATHLESS BY THE CORRS PLAYS)

Fluttershy: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES AND FLOWERS SWIRL AROUND HER)

Go on, go on
Leave me breathless
Come on
Hey, yeah
The daylight's fading slowly
But time with you is standing still
I'm waiting for you only
The slightest touch and I feel weak
I can not lie
From you, I can not hide
And I'm losing the will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it)
Can't fight it (can't fight it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah, come on
Yeah
And if there's no tomorrow
And all we have is here and now
I'm happy just to have you
You're all the love I need somehow
It's like a dream
Although I'm not asleep
And I never want to wake up
Don't lose it (don't lose it)
Don't leave it (don't leave it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah, come on
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I can't lie
From you, I can not hide
And I've lost my will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it)
Can't fight it (can't fight it)
So go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
Until I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on, leave me breathless
Go on, go on

She danced and fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and spirits of animals and they went at Another Dittos and smashed them all over the place!

Me: We're going to need the heavy Artillery. (ACTIVATES ZEN-AKU'S RIDEWATCH)

I got his awesome flute.

Me: You guys will like this one.

I used the Animal Crystals for the Locust Wild Zord for Multiple Man, The Cockroach Wild Zord for Multiplex and the Scarab Wild Zord for Billy Numerous!

Me: Time to unleash the swarm!

I blew a tune and then out came miniature versions of the Locust, Cockroach and Scarab Zords and they went at the Another Ditto Army in a massive swarm and blasted them all into dust! Until only 1 was left!

Nico: Just one left! And that was smart thinking J.D. with the Locust, Cockroach and Scarab zords.

Me: Scarabs, Locusts and Roaches overpower opponents with superior numbers.

Eli: Yep.

Airazor: But this was a really awesome battle so far.

Camie: It sure was.

Catherine Deneuve: Yeah it is.

?: And I'll bring it down.

We saw a Porygon Z!

Me: A Porygon Z!

Nico: Cool!

Me: Awesome!

Porygon Z: (In a girls voice) (Southern Accent) YEEHAW! Lets hogtie this alien impostor!

Nico: Irina Campognola! Wow!

She reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and red eyes and had magenta and blue clothes and was wearing a cowboy hat.

Irina Campognola: Lets get it!

She fired waves of blue energy and blasted down the last Another Ditto and she reverted back to like she is depicted on the comic!

I went over to Halinor and picked her up.

Me: Halinor are you okay?

Halinor Vulvania: (Dizzy) Mommy read me the story about the cookie monster.

Me: I think she got hit way too hard.

Nico: Yep.

Halinor Vulvania: (Groans) What a headache. J.D.? You really let me have it.

Me: I hope we didn't hit you too hard.

Halinor put her arms around my neck and I picked her up bridal style.

Nico: We NEED to get you a costume.

Me: She dresses up in casual clothes when not in Superhero attire.

Nico: Oh.

Nicole: It's true.

Nicole showed the comic and she wears a work dress.

Nico: Oh. That works.

Catherine Deneuve: That was a great battle!

Kiwimon: Yeah it was!

Angewomon: It sure was fun.

Irina Campognola: It sure was a fun one.

Kari: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Irina Campognola: I have many of them. But my favorite is how I taught Nico how to make his own video games.

Nico: It's true. Irina taught me how to make video games.

Me: So she taught you how to make your own video games. That is so awesome.

Laney: Yeah it sure is!

Nico: Yep.

Irina Campognola: Yep. Taught him everything I know..

Nico: That's right.

Laney: So awesome.

Nico and Irina hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Irina Campognola: Me too pardner.

Airazor: But this was fun still. Beast Mode!

She turned back into a hawk.

Maria: I have a feeling the Porygons are underrated

Me: Not necessarily. I think Porygon is a cool Pokemon.

Qin: Yeah it sure is.

Laney: Yeah I think it's cool.

Kari: I agree.

Nico: But this was an awesome rescue.

Catherine Deneuve: But it was great helping you all out.

Nico: Just like old times right Catherine?

Catherine Deneuve: Oui.

Qin: But it was awesome.

Nico: Lets head home.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Drakus, and Sora Takenouchi are heading to The Dragon Lands in Equestria, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got word that the Horror Movie Slashers, Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown have come back from the dead and they still want revenge on us for destroying them last year on Halloween.

Lincoln: Oh, this is awesome, we're here in The Dragon Lands in Equestria, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got word that the Horror Movie Slashers, Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown have come back from the dead and they still want revenge on us for destroying them last year on Halloween.

Me: Should've known those murderous bastards wouldn't stay dead for much longer. But, this is the absolute last time we're dealing with them.

Nico: Last year's Halloween battle made sure of that when they, along with Daniel Monroe, were brought back from the dead by the servant of Dracula from Castlevania, Death from Castlevania.

Max Goof: Along with bringing the Marvel Zombies here. Luckily, we also brought a ton of firepower for this.

Max Goof got out a scroll, and inside it were guns, shotguns, machetes, and tons of ammo.

Drakus: Nice, and I can't wait to rip them all to shreds and send them to The Black Gates, and I'm also going to transform as well.

Lincoln: Yep, that's right, Drakus, and I want to thank you and Sora for coming with us.

Sora T.: You're welcome, Lincoln. Still, I can't believe the horror movie slashers are back again.

Nico: Yeah, but we did send Kevin Wendell Crumb and Norman Bates to where they truly belong: The Black Gates, so we're down two horror movie slashers.

Lincoln: And the rest of those slashers will also be joining them soon.

?: HEEELLLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls calling for help, along with the sound of maniacal laughter from two horror slashers we know all too well. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, and they're going to kill them.

?: (Girl's voice) Those depraved, bloodthirsty horror movie slashers, let's take them down!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Kozmo Farmgirl, appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, that's the Duel Monster, Kozmo Farmgirl.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Dorothy Skywalker, but we'll talk later, let's go rip those bastards limb from limb, until there's nothing left.

We rushed over, and right before any of the slashers could claim their next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, and that allowed the seven girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, and when the horror movie slashers saw us, naturally, they were pissed off again and they still wanted our blood.

Lincoln: You and the rest of the horror movie slashers just don't even know when to stay in Hell, do you, Chucky!

Chucky: We will never die, but all of you will for what you did in killing us!

Me: Still just as fucked up as ever Chucky.

Drakus: That was on all of you, and not us, shit for brains!

Nico: And you can't kill us, we're immortal. But, none of you are!

Drakus: And I'm done wasting my breath on any of you, it's time for you all to die!

Suddenly, Drakus' blue eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a blue energy aura with dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces, he unholsters his massive Sword of The X-Squad from his back, and as he approached Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, he left blue energy, dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces with every step.

Drakus: Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, I will never ever forgive you for what you all have done, each of you heartlessly murdered so many innocent souls to slake your thirst for blood and for your own sadistic pleasure without any care for the consequences of your vile misdeeds. Well, that all ends here and now, and now, I will make each and every last one of your deaths slow, painful, and frightening!

Suddenly, Drakus was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with elemental forces surrounding the vortex and lightning crashing down from the heavens, there's a dragon and cryptids flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with the blood red eyes of death glaring at the horror movie slashers. Then, as the vortex faded, Drakus emerged, but he was changed forever.

(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Drakus grew to 7'5" in height, he has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has blood red streaks and blood red highlights in the bangs of his messy blue hair, he has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with lightning, cryptids, dragons, and elemental forces surrounding him, he has a dragon with the Death Kanji emblazoned on his forehead, he has on dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Death and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links and a blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is the Loch Ness Monster with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Death and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers for the pendant, his blue t-shirt now has a blood red dragon and phoenix on it, his jacket turned cobalt blue with blood red jersey devils on it, his red pants have blue flames on the pant legs, his green slippers changed into black leather ankle-high combat boots with a tinge of blue, and he has on a long long-sleeved cobalt blue trenchcoat with blood red jersey devils on the coattails and on the back is a dragon with lightning bolts and cryptids surrounding it. Suddenly, Drakus felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, his head, and backside and then, massive cobalt blue angel wings with blood red tips on the cobalt blue feathers, grew and sprouted out above his blue dragon wings, his blue dragon horns on his head and blue dragon tail grew much bigger for his new body, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with cobalt blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Black Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.

Suddenly, Drakus' Sword of The X-Squad and all of the swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces, and when it finally emerged, it was transformed into Drakonia's Elemental Lightning Cryptid Greatsword of Deathly Avenger Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbols of The X-Squad and Drakonia with cryptids and a dragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pitch black blade, large cobalt blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer pitch black handle, four large cobalt blue dragon heads with blue gems for eyes and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the dragon heads is a large blood red gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold dragon head with blood red gems for eyes and a large cobalt blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony and BlazeBlue holstered on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the dragon that said, "Drakus Hydrax, Prince of Drakonia, Loving Only Child of Queen Pyrani Hydrax and King Volteus Hydrax, Best Friend of Many, Loving Boyfriend of X-Squad Cyclonis, Sapphire Ink, Viridi, X-Squad Mine, X-Squad Princess Morbucks, Polly Tix, and X-Squad Zizou Olympia, Captain of The X-Squad, Destroyer Of Brainiac, Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Feral, Insane, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Cryptids and Mischief"

ドラクス・ハイドラックス、ドラコニア の王子、ピラニハイドラックス 女王と ヴォルテウス ハイドラックス 王の愛する一人っ子、多くの親友、X分隊サイクロニス の愛情深いボーイフレンド、サファイアインク、ヴィリディ、Xスクワッドマイン、X隊プリンセス・モーバックス、ポリー・ティックス、およびX分隊 ジズー オリンピア、X分隊のキャプテン、頭脳派の破壊者、極度に悪で、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、野性的で、非常識で、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、およびマスターライトニング、クリプティッド、ミスチーフの

Drakus Hydrax's transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY CRYPTID SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM MISCHEVIOUS DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC LIGHTNINGSTORM MAYHEM AND DIVINE ELECTRIC CRYPTID JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Drakus Hydrax's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Kreuger, Ghostface, and Pennywise saw it, the bastards went after him to kill him, but Drakus spreads his massive cobalt blue angel wings and blue dragon wings and summoned an arsenal of firearms from out of nowhere, and he fired on them, riddling them with holes, but it pissed them off even more.

Drakus: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Lightning Mischief Dragon and Divine Demonic Cryptid Justice) Your time of judgement has finally come, and now, you shall die!

Lincoln: Don't leave us out, Drakus, we also want in too. Let's get them!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Sora T., Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after the horror movie slashers, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, rainbow crystal, rainbow super lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln and Drakus unleashed the full force of the forces of Hell upon them with a storm of rainbow super lightning and blood red and cobalt blue lightning, and then, they fired powerful beams of rainbow and cobalt blue energy at the horror movie slashers, and they exploded with incredible power, killing them for good and sending their bloodstained hides to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down, and Drakus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive cobalt blue angel wings and larger blue dragon wings, larger blue dragon horns, and larger blue dragon tail are permanent.

Drakus: Whoo, now that's what I call a bloodbath of justice!

Lincoln: Now, those monsters are gone for good.

Nico: And they're never coming back again.

Me: Yeah, we've dealt with them more than once, and that's about enough.

Lincoln: And I also found out that Cosmos was the one who brought them back from the dead.

Eli: (Gasps) Oh, she's just crossed a big line now!

Lincoln: She sure did, Eli, but she'll get hers later on today. (To Dorothy Skywalker) And it's so good to see you again, Dorothy Skywalker.

Dorothy Skywalker reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing light green hair, light green eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful light green angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Kozmo Farmgirl, and she's dressed in a sleeveless light green vest, sleeveless light green and black vertically striped top, purple skirt, red pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with deserts on the coattails, and Kozmo Farmgirl on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Cyberdark End Dragon-themed greatsword with Kozmo Farmgirl etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade, large dark purple angel wings for the crossguard, large dark purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and a large dark purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Dorothy Skywalker: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Dorothy Skywalker and they hugged, and Dorothy Skywalker is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Dorothy Skywalker: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and you now have massive white angel wings, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Dorothy Skywalker, she's my Guardian Angel from the state of Washington and my classmate in Math. She's also a natural born farmer and before you ask, she's also the cousin of Luke Skywalker and she also has mastery of the Force as well.

Eli: Whoa!

Nico: Luke and Anakin are in for a reunion when we get back.

Lincoln: You said it, and Applejack, you're also going to like this part, Dorothy and I worked together to plant 10 acres of apple trees each one having a different type.

Applejack: Planting 10 acres of apple trees and each one has a different type of apple?!

Dorothy Skywalker: Yep, and here's the list.

Dorothy handed Applejack the list of apple trees she and Lincoln planted.

1. Red Delicious

2. Golden Delicious

3. Granny Smith

4. Ambrosia

5. Pink Lady

6. Gala

7. Fuji

8. Evercrisp

9. Cosmic Crisp

10. Braeburn

Applejack: Hoowee, that's a lot of apple trees you two planted.

Lincoln: The real trick was finding an open patch of land for this one, but we also had some help from Mary Garcia and Liam, and they found a perfect patch of farmland for us to plant the trees, and as a result, it became an apple orchard.

Applejack: Say, I remember seeing that apple orchard in the north of Gotham Royal York, but I didn't know it was yours and Dorothy's.

Lincoln: It's okay, Applejack, but you saw the hard work we did to make that apple orchard grow, and I also made Dorothy a beautiful apple-themed straw hat, and to show thanks, Dorothy kissed me on the lips, and she hates Scoots with a burning passion.

Nico: Uh oh, what did that heckler do this time?

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Dorothy Skywalker's neck with dark purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and dark purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Dorothy Skywalker: (Surprised)Lincoln, is this...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Dorothy.

Dorothy Skywalker had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Dorothy Skywalker's waist and Dorothy Skywalker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Canaan, Yunyun, Nene, Hakkou, Liang Qi, Maria Oosawa, and Alphard from Canaan.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Canaan, Yunyun, Nene, Hakkou, Liang Qi, Maria Oosawa, and Alphard from Canaan.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Canaan: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Canaan and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanji on the left leg that said, "Savior of The Loud House, True Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Canaan: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and the six clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Canaan: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Canaan, Yunyun, Nene, Hakkou, Liang Qi, Maria Oosawa, and Alphard with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown have come back from the dead and they still want revenge on us for destroying them last year on Halloween, and worse still, Cosmos was the one who brought them back.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Drakus transforming and all of us destroying the slashers and sending them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered wildly and they hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Dorothy Skywalker have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: I can't believe that sadistic Queen of Chaos, Cosmos, was the one who brought those blood-drenched monsters back from the dead, even after we killed them last year.

Lincoln: Cosmos is going to pay dearly for what she just did later on today, and I fully intend on making her suffer dearly.

Nico: Yeah, she doesn't deserve to live a single second further.


After finally getting rid of Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Kreuger, Ghostface, and Pennywise and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 500,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Dorothy Skywalker saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Dorothy Skywalker: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Dorothy, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Dorothy Skywalker: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Dorothy, what's the story on you hatting Scoots with a burning passion?

Dorothy Skywalker: Oh, you're so not going to like this. One day, Lincoln and I were busy planting some more apple trees in our little apple orchard, but then, we heard the sound of a scooter and it was heading our way: it was none other than Royal Woods' pain in the neck and completely insane evil heckler, Scoots, and she was going to try and ruin our apple orchard, but I wasn't going to let that old goat get away with it. I used the Force and got Scoots off her scooter and Lincoln trapped her in a rose red orb, and I destroyed Scoots' scooter. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Scoots almost tried to do to us, and they were mad at her. We sent her back to Sunset Canyon, and Varie, having had enough of Scoots, decided to kick her out of Sunset Canyon and sent her straight to the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum where she was put in a straitjacket and locked up in a padded cell for the rest of her days.

We cheered wildly for what Dorothy and Lincoln did to Scoots.

Nico: Nice one, you two, that ought to teach that old goat. But, there's also something else you should know, Dorothy: Lincoln's Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse sent Scoots to Hell forever.

Dorothy Skywalker: Whoa, I knew Lincoln also had a talent for magic, but I never knew that he's also made some curses as well.

Me: Oh, he did, and they're quite effective on jerks like Scoots or any other jerk we run into.

Nico: (Snickers) And the Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse has also caused the jerks we've got chained up at the restaurant for our humiliations to cough up tons of gold and jewels.

Dorothy Skywalker: What?! Is that possible?!

Lincoln: It is, and we'll be sure to show that to you, and one of the jerks chained up there is Flip. That mutant cheapskate's been chained up here since last year, and we've subjected him to a ton of very painful humiliations.

Me: And Linc's serious on the word "painful".

We showed Dorothy Skywalker the painful humiliations we've subjected Flip to, and they were really hilarious and painful.

Dorothy Skywalker: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, OH, THAT WAS WAY TOO HILARIOUS!

Lincoln: Told you they were painful, Dorothy.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, me and my harem were getting ready for our beach date, and it's at Bay View Private Beach in Michigan.

My harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Varie: Looks like we made it to Bay View Private Beach, now where's J.D.?

Me: I'm right here.

Then, the girls in my harem turned to see me, and their faces had atomic red blushes, hearts in their eyes, their tongues fell onto the sand, and their noses were really bleeding as soon as they see me arrive, I was dressed in a large red speedo with flames on it and white flames coming off the speedo, red sandals, my jewelry, and I had my weapons holstered in case of trouble, and the girls were speechless.

Me: Surprised to see me?

Varie: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on my massive right pec) Big time, and you're also in a speedo, you big, tall, handsome muscular hunk of a man.

Me: Just wanted to try out wearing a speedo for a change, and I think it may have also gotten your attention big time. Shall we?

Me and my harem dived right into the waters and we were swimming in the clear waters and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there, and we had a game of volleyball and the girls in my harem got a massive deep atomic red blush when they saw me lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, we also had some lunch on the sand, and then, I made clones of myself, and me and the clones went up to the girls in my harem, and we wrapped the girls in our abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of me and my clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of me and my clones, and we shared a passionate and romantic kiss and then, we came back home to The World Tree Estate and were back in our original clothes.

Nico: Hey, J.D., how was your date?

Me: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Bay View Private Beach in Michigan.

Lynn Sr.: You guys went to Bay View Private Beach? I've been there with Rita on a couple of dates.

Lincoln: And I think I've found another beach date location.

The girls in my harem were still blushing like crazy after seeing me in a speedo.

Nico: Uh, girls, are you okay?

I whispered to Nico that I was in a speedo, and that got the girls blushing like crazy, and his eyes went wide.

Nico: (Stunned) Dude, didn't think you'd do something like that: wearing a speedo. I think the girls in your harem went lovestruck when they saw you in it.

Me: Well, you remember when Lincoln wore that orange speedo that Luna Isdrage made for him?

Nico: But, that's only around Luna Isdrage, if the other girls in his harem see him in a speedo, expect the same thing that happened to the girls in your harem.

May: (Seductively) And the same thing to happen to us, 'cause we also got a speedo with your name on it, big boy.

Nico's face blushed when he heard May's words.

Nico: (Smirks) Clever girl.


At Lynn's Table a massive brawl was ensuing! But it wasn't with anyone else. It was with Lincoln's Guardian Angels and the Jerks as the girls were smashing and pulverizing Flip and the Jerks with extreme savagery and brutality! They were brutally smashing them into pulp in a brutal fight cloud and lots of gold, coins, jewels, gold bars and more were pouring out of them at an accelerated rate!

Airazor: Whoa! That is a great fight cloud.

Metal Man: Nothing like a little humiliating fun.

Brittney: And a little bonding time with me and Hari too.

Hari: That's true.

Catherine Deneuve: It's truly an honor to be with you all.

Nico: Same here Catherine.

Maria: Remember when you two first met?

Brittney: I sure do.

Hari: It was during Brittney's first Mini Ambassador Mission.

Me: I think it was during the Blue Dragon World Missions.

Misty Tredwell: But those were so awesome and it was really awesome meeting Hari and her family.

Carly Atlas: It sure was. And it was cool how she and her brother helped so many ghosts cross over.

Devack: It sure is awesome she did all that.

Hari: I thought it was cool too.

Cyborg: We'll never regret having you with us.

Hari: No you sure won't and it's so awesome.

DemiMeramon: I think it's so awesome that we are with you guys now.

Brittney: You got that right.

Kalin: It is awesome.

Tuddrussel: That is it you rotten putrid bucket of bolts! I'm going to rip your head off and turn it into scrap metal!

Larry 3000: Ooh I'm so scared!

Tuddrussel: Well you should be when I tell everyone what a worthless and pathetically lousy freak of metal you are!

Larry 3000: That really hurts! Especially coming from a brainless moron that sleeps with an ugly nightlight and a teddy bear!

CRUEL!

Tuddrussel: HEY! You leave Mr. Binky out of this you dustpan!

Nico: Oh boy.

Tuddrussel: How about the time I caught you putting on makeup bucket boy!

Larry 3000: Ha! That's not nearly as bad as the time you were having a drink and got your head stuck in the toilet after you took a dump in it sewage boy!

Tuddrussel growled in rage!

Tuddrussel: I checked your bluebook value Larry and it said you were absolutely worthless METALFACE!

Larry 3000: I tried to check your IQ but numbers don't go that low you brainless imbecile!

Tuddrussel: YOUR MOTHER'S A STUPID BLIMP!

Larry 3000: YOUR MOTHER'S A PROTOPLASMIC BRAINED SHAVED GORILLA!

WHOA! THAT IS AWFULLY CRUEL!

Muscle Pig: (grabs Tuddrussel and Larry's heads) Oink!

2012 Raph: Looks like you have some bonking heads competition, Eli.

Eli: Yep.

BLANG!

He bashed their heads together and man did it hurt like a son of a bitch!

Tuddrussel and Larry: OUCH!

Muscle Pig: Oink!

Me: Stewie you need to give Muscle Pig a voice box.

Stewie: I am working on one.

Me: Oh.

I went over to Tuddrussel and Larry.

Me: You two are acting like babies!

Camie: Are they always like that?

Brittney: You have no idea. Tuddrussel and Larry absolutely hate each other. They hardly EVER got along.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Tuddrussel, Larry what is your problem. You two are always acting like a couple of fucking 2 year olds!

William: Isn't this how they always are?

Nico: William you're not helping.

William: Sorry.

Tuddrussel: Why should I work with him! Larry is a robot and he has only one thing to do and that is to do what he is told and follow orders minus the sass-lip!

Larry 3000: I would if Tuddrussel didn't have the brain of a monkey and acted like a child!

Tuddrussel roared and jumped Larry and pulverized him in a brutal fight cloud!

Eli then grabbed them both.

Eli: Pardon me you two but I must discipline the nanny goats!

BLANG!

He bashed their heads together!

Tuddrussel and Larry: OUCH!

Muscle Pig: (glares at Eli) Oink! Oink!

Stewie: Uh oh. Eli, he's saying that your time as head bonker has ended and that he's taking your spot.

Eli then gave the Muscle Pig a powerful death glare.

Eli: Lets get one thing straight you overgrown porkroast! I am the only headbonker here!

Me: You tell him bro!

Muscle Pig: (pouts) Oink!

Eli: Good.

Me: Now you two are going to stop fighting like a couple of little babies right now and get along and work together or getting bashed in your heads will be the least of your problems.

Muscle Pig: (to Eli) Oink!

Stewie: He's asking you if you want to bonk their heads with him.

Eli: Well I could always use a partner.

Muscle Pig and Eli shook hands. Or in Muscle Pig's case hoof.

Qin: Awesome.

Brian: Stewie, I hope you realized what you just created.

Stewie: Oh, come on! It's not everyday Muscle Pig appears in the story!

Brian: Oh right.

Nico: Besides he's cool.

Qin: And a strong pig too.

Camie: Yeah.

Maria: Lincoln, why don't your Guardian Angels beat up the jerks for over several minutes?

Lincoln: They have been doing that for the last 45 minutes.

Maria: Oh.

Qin: Why do you think gold was pouring out of them.

Camie: Boy they were really going at them.

Muscle Pig walked up to Flip and punched his stomach.

KRABLAM!

He belched out numerous rubies and gold bars.

Eli: Nice punch.

Muscle Pig: Oink.

They high fived.

Rolf put on the Hat of Discipline.

Amy: What's with the Giant Hammer?

Rolf: It's the Hat of Discipline. Do you live in a cave!

KRABLAM!

He smashed her flatter than a pancake and numerous piles of emeralds poured out of her.

Nico: Nice one Rolf.

Me: Oh! I got one!

I pulled out a moonshine jug.

I was playing That's My Horse!

Rolf: "That's my horse!" [He hits Ed.]

Ed: "That's my horse?" [He slaps Rolf's hands.]

Rolf: "Yes, that's my horse!" [He slaps Flip's cheek.]

Ed: "That's my horse!" [He hits Bubble Bass's face, and they laugh.]

Rolf: "That's my horse!" [He breaks a barrel over Amy's head.]

We were laughing hysterically!

Ed: "My horse! My horse!" [He slams a wheelbarrow down on Billy McLean's head.]

Rolf: "Uh-uh-uh."

Eddy: Lumpy, how about you keep doing that as Edzilla?

Ed: You got it Eddy!

He turned Edzilla and smashed and pulverized the jerks all over with intense fury and numerous piles of gold and coins and jewels poured out.

Qin: YEAH!

Eddy: (LAUGHS)

Edzilla: THAT'S ED'S HORSE!

He SMASHED THE JERKS INTO A PULP! And then a MASSIVE Fountain Explosion of jewels erupted out of the jerks and flooded the area around them!

Eddy: Hey, Lumpy! While you're Edzilla, you and Rolf should keep doing the That's MyHorse song!

Edzilla: Ed like!

They were dancing and smashing the jerks all over with incredible fury and NUMEROUS AVALANCHES OF GOLD, JEWELS, COINS, BARS AND MORE EXPLODED OUT OF THEM WITH EVERY FORM OF COMEDY!

Maria: Wait. You guys hear that?

We heard horse whinnies?

Nico: Horse whinnies?

Then in came a Zodiart and it was for Pegasus the Flying Horse!

Me: The Zodiarts of Pegasus the Winged Horse!

Nico: Wow! That's a cool one!

Lightning Dust: Wow! And we know tons of Pegasi.

Nico: Yep.

Pegasus Zodiarts: (In a girls voice) Been a long time J.D.

She changed back and it was a girl with blue hair, blue clothes and she had the symbol for Pegasus the Flying Horse on her arm and the constellation of Pegasus on her pants.

Me: Penelope Pegasus! Wow!

Penelope Pegasus: It's good to see you again J.D.

Me: Boy its been a long time.

Nico: You know her J.D.?

Me: Yep. She was one of my friends over at Flight Camp. She is also the one that taught me most of my piloting skills.

Nico: So she taught you how to fly a plane and all that.

Me: Yep.

Penelope Pegasus: Good times. And I heard you piloted so many awesome planes including Air Gigantica.

Me: Yep. Those were so awesome.

Eddy: Lumpy wait! This is J.D.'s friend. Don't hurt her.

Edzilla: Aww.

Eddy: You can still hurt the jerks.

Edzilla: Ed like. ED SMASH JERKS!

He pulverized them more.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this Penelope. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Penelope Pegasus: I'm ready.

She turned into the Pegasus Zodiarts and flew and I flew after her.

Me: (Activates Stratos's Ridewatch) Time to get blown away.

I fired a wave of wind and smashed her into Billy McLean and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive number of gold bars exploded out and it was as many bars of gold as there were in all of Fort Knox and I caught the Zodiarts Switch and purified it and it formed into a sword. Penelope got up and I helped her.

Penelope Pegasus: What a headache.

Me: You're going to be okay.

Swerve: We can still humiliate the jerks some more.

Nico: We got lots of time.

We did so with numerous pranks and more and Lincoln's Guardian Angels were still pulverizing Flip all over for everything he did and really ripping him to pieces!

They were mangling him up for over 4 hours! HOLY MACKEREL!

Pounce: I think that's enough.

Nico: Yeah.

The Guardian Angels all came back and they were all sweating like pigs and were really dripping.

Sarah Tinsley: Wow!

Emily McCale: That was worth it.

Eleanor Collins: Yeah.

Nico: Lets head for the estate.

We went back home and the jerks were all beaten up to within an inch of their lives and Flip took the worst of it.


We arrived.

Mokuba: Where to next?

ALARM BLARES!

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!

Nico: To the Time Squad Satellite!

We were off to the Satellite and we arrived.

We went to the computer.

Larry 3000: The History Instability Detectors traced the problem back to 1717 to a man named Edward Teach.

Me: That's Blackbeard!

Otto Osworth: He was the Fiercest Pirate to ever sail the Seven Seas.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome!

Sportsmaster: Can me, Merman, Riddler, Absorbing Man, Overdrive, Weather Wizard, Shiva, Bronze Kneecap, DC Enchantress, and King Shark go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all sure can.

Qin: I got a feeling I know what this version of Blackbeard is up to.

Nico: You do?

Qin: Yeah but we'll need confirmation when we get there.

Laney: Okay.

Me: And Pipp, Rarity, it's your turn to shine.

Pipp Petals: All right!

Rarity: Oh this is gonna be amazing darlings.

RD Lola: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Lets see. I'm hoping to meet a Mega Dialga next.

Carolyn Hope: Wow! A Mega version of what I can turn into.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: That will be awesome.

Nico: It sure will. All right lets load up the Phoenix Maelstrom Ship and head out to see what Blackbeard is up to.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: it was none other than Cosmos, The Chaos Queen, and she's absolutely furious that Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown have have been destroyed and sent to The Black Gates, and now, she's heading here to kill us and get her revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Cosmos on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's absolutely furious that Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown have have been destroyed and sent to The Black Gates, and now, she's heading here to kill us and get her revenge.

Discord: Should've known it was only a matter of time before she finds out.

Wendy the Great: Yes, but now, we're ready for her, and we'll make her pay for what she's done.

Gusty the Great: Indeed we all will, Wendy, because not only is Lincoln going to join, but also, Drakus is also joining in as well.

Lincoln: Now, that's a good idea, Gusty. Wait until Cosmos meets a true master of mischief, but he's also wild and even more insane than her.

Drakus: You got that right, Lincoln.

Nico: I wouldn't want to be in Cosmos' feet right now, because facing off against Drakus will mean an immediate death sentence for villains big time.

Me: Especially if he goes even more wild and insane on her.

Nico: And she's also going to pay for all the trouble she's also caused Discord. Alright, gang, let's go, time to meet up with The Time Squad.

Lincoln: Looks like we've got a Time Crisis to deal with, and once we fix this Time Crisis, you better be ready for later on, Cosmos, we're putting an end to your spree of destruction for good, you evil, sadistic monster.

We teleported to the garage and loaded up and ship and then we opened a portal to 1717 and we were off.


ATLANTIC OCEAN - CIRCA 1717 A.D.


We arrived and we were off.

Nico: Atlantic Ocean 1717 A.D.

Riddler: Riddle me this: What kind of unusual trouble could Blackbeard possibly be up to?

Tecna: (British Accent) Who knows.

Nico: We'll find out soon.

Laney: Queen Anne's Revenge off the starboard bow!

We saw the ship.

We pulled up alongside it.

Me: Ahoy there!

We went on board.

Me: Where is Blackbeard?

Pirate 1: Shut your piehole ya dirty scalaway!

He swung his knives at me.

Me: Watch where you're swinging those knives you fuckwipe!

I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into the other pirates!

The pirates growled at us.

Pirate 2: Lets cut out their gizzards!

Pirate 3: Keelhaul them!

Pirate 4: Make em walk the plank!

Me: You come anywhere near us… (Unsheaths sword) And we'll kill all of you!

Guyhawk: We won't ask again. Where's Blackbeard?!

?: Someone call!?

We saw CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD!

Otto Osworth: Wow! It's him!

Me: Captain Blackbeard I presume?

Captain Blackbeard: Aye. We need these strangers to join our ranks and fight alongside us.

Tuddrussel: Hey you want fight? I'll fight! Plundering, looting, pillaging, swashbuckling!

Captain Blackbeard: Nay! Not pirating! There's a different fight we're carrying on these days. The Fight to Save the Whales!

Overdrive: Before we go any further, can someone bring out a vehicle for me?

Me: Uh we're on one Overdrive.

Overdrive: The ship? Okay.

Nico: Now where were we? Oh right. SAY WHAT!?

Me: Save the whales!? You got to be fucking kidding me!

Laney: Yeah! You're supposed to be a pirate!

Ulmar: Wait. Since when is saving whales a bad thing?!

Me: Ulmar weren't you listening? He's supposed to be a pirate.

Nico: Yeah the most notorious and scariest pirate of all!

Captain Blackbeard: Not since I saw these gentle giants, nurse their young and sing their silly happy song of the sea! (Poor Whale Song)

Me: Okay that song was terrible. Do it like this. (WHALE CALL)

I had a bunch of whales come,

Me: Whales are gentle giants yes. But you are not a savior of the whales. Leave that to us. You are supposed to be a great pirate.

Shiva: Is there anywhere on the ship where me and my friends can talk in private?

Captain Blackbeard: Down in the quarters.

Me: We'll be right back.

We went down to the quarters.

Wingspan: I don't know, guys. Saving whales is actually a good cause.

Stewie: I agree. Unlike how the fatman accidentally killed one with a forklift.

Nico: I heard about that.

Eli: I don't know guys. Something is fishy. I'm sensing brainwave patterns that are not his.

Wingspan: What do you mean Eli?

Eli: I mean that he is like being controlled.

Qin: You mean mind control?

Eli: Exactly.

Nico: Hmm.

Lincoln: Maybe this is one change in history that can stay.

DC Enchantress: Lincoln, I admit that this is a good thing. But Blackbeard is an inspiration to pirates everywhere!

Me: I agree June. As much as I think this is a good cause, Blackbeard made pirates what they are because of his legend and legacy. He is the greatest pirate ever known next to Jack Sparrow. And he is also the greatest pirate ever in history.

Lincoln: Oh you're right. We got to get him back to pirating.

Nico: There has to be something on him that's causing this.

Zipp Storm: I think I can find out.

Zipp pulled out her awesome new glasses.

Me: Wow those are awesome Zipp.

Zipp Storm: Check it out.

She had me try them on and I saw that they were special goggles that can see everything in Infrared, X-Rays and Night Vision.

Me: These goggles are awesome Zipp! Where did you get these?

Zipp Storm: Oh Izzy made these for me.

Me: You made these for her Izzy?

Izzy Moonbow: I sure did.

Me: Awesome!

I gave them back to Zipp.

Nico: Those are spiffy.

Luna: (to Nico) Me and Luan aren't picking sides on this, dude. But you've got a choice to make.

Nico: What choice would that be exactly?

Luan: Let Blackbeard's newly found noble cause stay. Or disrupt it so he goes back to pirating.

Nico: Is this really a big decision like how J.D. was tempted to go back in time to erase all evil with the Black Gates?

Klaus Von Herzon: No. But it's still important anyway.

Sirenoid: Plus, we already have gone back in time right now. Whether history goes back on its correct course is up to you.

Me: Why am I getting dragged into this?

Otto Osworth: Guys that's enough!

Me: Otto?

Otto Osworth: We're not dividing up about that. We're getting Blackbeard back to pirating.

Me: Okay okay lets calm down and take a vote. That way we can do this peacefully without having to fight.

Nico: Okay then. All those in favor of having Blackbeard save the whales?

Less then a quarter of the team raised their hands.

Me: And all those for him being a pirate like he's supposed to?

The rest of us ALL Raised our hands.

Me: Okay motion for Blackbeard being a pirate carries.

Nico: Agreed. Sorry Luna, But history must remain the way it is. No exceptions.

Qin: That's right.

King Shark: FYI, sharks are much greater sea animals then whales!

Me: You'll get no argument from me there.

Heidi: King Shark is right. Sharks have been on the planet for over 450 million years whereas whales have been on the planet for over 50 million years.

Nico: Yep.

King Shark: That's true.

Luan: Me and Luna DID say we weren't taking sides on this.

Clown Man: There are no sides needed to be drawn about this in the first place.

Luan: You're right. This is a WHALE of a pickle here. (LAUGHS) Get it? But seriously it is.

We laughed at her joke.

Lori: Okay that was literally a good one.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny. But anyway lets focus and help Blackbeard. Zipp, you used your goggles to see if there is anything on Blackbeard.

Zipp nodded.

Bronze Kneecap: (to Lisa Simpson) You've been awfully quiet about this. After all, this kind of thing gets you interested.

Lisa Simpson: Normally yes and I've been against Whale Hunting for a long time. But I'm with Nico to get Blackbeard back to pirating.

Nico: Thanks Lisa.

Qin: Besides. We have to make sure that history is back on track.

Sour Sweet: I can see the headlines now. "Team Loud Phoenix Storm Monsters. Disrupting whale saving cause".

Nico: That's not funny Sour Sweet.

Weather Wizard: Whoever's mind controlling Blackbeard must be an aquatic villain. One that we're definitely recruiting to the Masters of Evil.

Nico: Only one way to find out.

We went to find out and Zipp looked through her goggles and with her X-Ray vision she saw something really strange on Blackbeard. It looked a plant that dug into Blackbeard's neck.

Zipp Storm: What the? J.D. take a look at this.

She gave me her glasses and I saw what she saw and It was really strange!

Me: What the? A plant is on the back of his neck?

Laney: A plant?

Thrust: Now, who would want to save whales that badly?

Maria: Attuma?

Nico: We killed him last year.

William: Orca?

2003 Raphael: She's my archenemy. But I don't blame ya for forgetting.

May: Tiger Shark?

Akira: That's a good guess. But he's a shark. Why would he care about saving whales?

Me: Except none of them use plants.

Nico: Plants?

Me: Take a look.

I gave Nico the goggles and he saw the plant that's controling Blackbeard.

Nico: That's not Undergrowth's handiwork.

Nico gave them to Poison Ivy and she gasped.

Poison Ivy: That's my handiwork. It's another version of me.

Absorbing Man: Let me find something to absorb.

Nico: Plenty of wood.

Absorbing Man: Perfect.

Eye Five: Eye think it's time for an entrance!

Nico: Lets do it.

We went at Blackbeard who was talking.

Then the spirits of pirates appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and jumped Blackbeard.

Me: Hold Still.

I grabbed the plant and pulled it out!

Me: Got it!

Blackbeard groaned!

Captain Blackbeard: (Groans) What happened? I feel like I was hit by a cannon.

Me: Long story Captain.

Then the plant came alive and crawled and then it bloomed and then out came POISON IVY FROM BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD!

Poison Ivy: Another me!

Merman: As an aquatic person, I understand what you're doing is noble. But history shouldn't be changed!

Brave and the Bold Poison Ivy: I really don't understand why you all aren't on board with this. I'm not talking about killing people, or destroying Gotham City, or destroying the planet! I'm talking about saving whales! Just like what you guys do!

Nico: Oh, believe me, we're not exactly thrilled about our decision either.

Me: Especially in a time 305 years from ours.

Camie: Yeah. We're not going to let you hurt history.

Varie: That's right!

Then Grundy, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Goro, Rowdyruff Boys, Chemistro, Black Spider, Ragdoll, Speed Demon, KGBeast, and Unicorn appeared.

Nico: Grundy, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Goro, Rowdyruff Boys, Chemistro, Black Spider, Ragdoll, Speed Demon, KGBeast, and Unicorn.

Unicorn: Glad to see you're all safe.

Grundy: Grundy think Nico made right decision.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Even if it is the hard one.

Nico: Thanks, guys.

Goro: This version of Poison Ivy is definitely going in our ranks though.

Me: Good idea.

Brick: (to Nico) Heard you met an old friend.

Nico: Yep.

Black Spider: What's her name?

Nico: Her name is Catherine Deneuve and she is a Digidestined from France.

Catherine Deneuve: Oui. An honor to meet you all.

Black Spider: Likewise.

?: That's neat.

Then a figure came out and it was DUMBBELL BOT from episode 27 of RPM!


With the completion of Tenaya 15 and the destruction of Shifter by the Rangers, this new Dumbbell Bot was created to attack the city. He attacked with the Grinders and the Ranger Operators, except for Dillon. While the other Ranger Operators fought off the evil army, Dillon kept an eye on things from above, waiting for Tenaya 15 in hopes of using the Control Key on her to get her back. Dumbbell Bot proved to be much more powerful than the Rangers could handle. He had the team down and almost out, but Ranger Black used the Control Key on Dumbbell bot, causing him to shut down for a few seconds. This bought the Rangers enough time to combine their weapons and blast the Bot. Dumbbell Bot was then made huge, but he was quickly destroyed with the Road Attack Zord and the Mach Megazord.


Scott Truman: Dumbbell Bot!

Dumbbell Bot: Been a long time rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were made after Shifter was destroyed and Tenaya 15 was done and you were sent to attack Corinth.

Dumbbell Bot: Good memory.

William: So, are you basically Dumbelltron's predecessor?

Dumbbell Bot: You know, I never thought of it that way.

Me: That's interesting.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

We got the battles underway.


Tristan Taylor, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Tanzanite, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy - Nico's Rescue
Core Medals: Grundy, Sheep Mage and U.A. Scorcher
Fullbottles: Grundy and Sheep Mage


Solomon Grundy was first.

Grundy: (to Tristan) Nico met Kiwimon girl again on rescue. Grundy happy to have Kiwimon girl with us.

Tristan: I am too. And Catherine is a great French Digidestined that helped Nico out too.

Starlight Glimmer: She sure is. I think it's awesome how Nico, Tai and T.K. helped her when Digimon were running around.

Cozy Glow: Yeah that was so awesome.

Hex: Nico did so much all over the world too.

Tanzanite: Even before he joined the team.

Grundy: Grundy happy for Nico and Kiwimon Girl. Lets do it!

Tristan used the Core Medals for Grundy, Sheep Mage and U.A. Scorcher and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

GRUNDY! SHEEP MAGE! BEST MATCH!

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Tristan activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Halloween Music and fired waves of stars, bones, lightning, magic and energy and smashed him down.


Flare Corona, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tito, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion - Battling Another Ditto in The Palace of Versailles
Core Medals: Scorpion, Tobias Whale and Animated Dead End
Fullbottles: Scorpion and Tobias Whale


Mortal Kombat Scorpion was next.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona) Nico, Kari, and the others did good Battling Another Ditto in The Palace of Versailles. Did they really fight an army of them?

Flare Corona: That's what we heard and it was really fun and cool.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure was. We faced 930 of them.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was so awesome.

Sunburn: It sure was.

Tito: I thought it was cool too.

Sasame Fuma: Same here. It was cool.

Mortal Kombat Scorpion: It was. Lets do it!

(MORTAL KOMBAT THEME PLAYS)

GONG SOUNDS!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

They punched and smashed and pulverized him all over.

Flare used the core medals for Scorpion, Tobias Whale and Animated Dead End and fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him all over.

SCORPION! TOBIAS WHALE! BEST MATCH!

She fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him all over.

Flare activated her ridewatch and they fired waves of fire and blasted him down.

Flare Corona: Flawless Victory.


Silverstream the Hippogriff, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Infernal Flame Vixen, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro - Lincoln's Rescue
Core Medals: Goro, Peg Leg Pete and Sapphire World
Fullbottles: Goro and Peg Leg Pete


Goro was next.

Goro: (to Silverstream) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Dragon Lands. How was it?

Silverstream: It was really epic! We killed the Horror Movie Slashers, Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Pennywise The Dancing Clown.

Goro: Those monsters won't quit!

Silverstream: Well they are gone for good. We gave them the Black Gates.

Rarity: Yeah thank goodness. Now we never have to see those monsters ever again.

Sweetie Belle: Thank goodness for that.

Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding there.

Infernal Flame Vixen: Yeah thank goodness they are gone forever and we never have to see them again.

Goro: Thank goodness you guys avenged the people they killed. Lets do it!

(MORTAL KOMBAT THEME PLAYS)

GONG SOUNDS!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

They went at him and punched and pulverized him all over.

Silverstream used the Core Medals for Goro, Peg Leg Pete and Sapphire World and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

GORO! PEG LEG PETE! BEST MATCH!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Silverstream activated her Ridewatch and they fired waves of energgy, jewels, water and ice and fire and smashed him down!

Silverstream: Flawless Victory.


Lucca, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Nanomech, Katie Karrington, Khybon, and Ulmar vs Rowdyruff Boys - Meeting a Kozmo Farmgirl Gene-slammer
Core Medals: Rowdyruff Boys, Blackbird and Live Action Stinger
Fullbottles: Rowdyruff Boys and Blackbird


The Rowdyruff Boys were next.

Butch: (to Lucca) I heard you guys met a Kozmo Farmgirl Gene-slammer.

Boomer: What's her name?

Lucca: Her name is Dorothy Skywalker and she is really cool and is a master of the Force and the ways of the Jedi.

Rainbow Dash: She is really awesome.

Scootaloo: I thought it was neat too and her story is awesome too.

FLASHBACK

Dorothy Skywalker: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Dorothy, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Dorothy Skywalker: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Dorothy, what's the story on you hating Scoots with a burning passion?

Dorothy Skywalker: Oh, you're so not going to like this. One day, Lincoln and I were busy planting some more apple trees in our little apple orchard, but then, we heard the sound of a scooter and it was heading our way: it was none other than Royal Woods' pain in the neck and completely insane evil heckler, Scoots, and she was going to try and ruin our apple orchard, but I wasn't going to let that old goat get away with it. I used the Force and got Scoots off her scooter and Lincoln trapped her in a rose red orb, and I destroyed Scoots' scooter. We told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Scoots almost tried to do to us, and they were mad at her. We sent her back to Sunset Canyon, and Varie, having had enough of Scoots, decided to kick her out of Sunset Canyon and sent her straight to the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum where she was put in a straitjacket and locked up in a padded cell for the rest of her days.

We cheered wildly for what Dorothy and Lincoln did to Scoots.

Nico: Nice one, you two, that ought to teach that old goat. But, there's also something else you should know, Dorothy: Lincoln's Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse sent Scoots to Hell forever.

Dorothy Skywalker: Whoa, I knew Lincoln also had a talent for magic, but I never knew that he's also made some curses as well.

Me: Oh, he did, and they're quite effective on jerks like Scoots or any other jerk we run into.

Nico: (Snickers) And the Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse has also caused the jerks we've got chained up at the restaurant for our humiliations to cough up tons of gold and jewels.

Dorothy Skywalker: What?! Is that possible?!

Lincoln: It is, and we'll be sure to show that to you, and one of the jerks chained up there is Flip. That mutant cheapskate's been chained up here since last year, and we've subjected him to a ton of very painful humiliations.

Me: And Linc's serious on the word "painful".

We showed Dorothy Skywalker the painful humiliations we've subjected Flip to, and they were really hilarious and painful.

Dorothy Skywalker: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, OH, THAT WAS WAY TOO HILARIOUS!

Lincoln: Told you they were painful, Dorothy.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Butch: Oh yeah!

Boomer: That is awesome! And it's good that Scoots is dead now too.

Whirlwind: You got that right.

Nanomech: (Tiny Voice) Yeah that was amazing.

Katie Kirrington: It was a most amazing and perfect way to put an end to that scooter wielding menace to society.

Brick: You got that right. Lets do it!

Lucca used the Core Medals for Rowdyruff Boys, Blackbird and Live Action Stinger and fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.

ROWDYRUFF BOYS! BLACKBIRD! BEST MATCH!

They fired waves of energy and smashed them down.

Lucca activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Rock Music and fired waves of fire, rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed them down.


Jenny Wakeman, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Aeilene, Pounce and Wingspan VS Eric Needham A.K.A. Black Spider - Brittney and Hari's Bonding Time
Core Medals: Black Spider, Nightshade and Live Action Soundwave
Fullbottles: Black Spider and Nightshade


Black Spider was next.

Black Spider: (to Jenny) I hope Brittney and Hari had fun in their Bonding Time. Even though there was never a full big mission on Hari's world.

Jenny Wakeman: Oh they did and it was really fun and awesome. Especially with Ed and Edzilla and Rolf smashing the Jerks.

Pinkie Pie: It was really really funny!

Featherweight: Yeah that was so awesome and great.

Sprocket: Yeah it was really funny too.

Aeilene: It sure was funny.

Black Spider: Yeah it sure was. Lets do it!

Jenny used the Core Medals for Black Spider, Nightshade and Live Action Soundwave and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

BLACK SPIDER! NIGHTSHADE! BEST MATCH!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Jenny activated her ridewatch and they danced to Comedy Music and fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and wind and smashed him down.


War Machine, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll - The Guardian Angels beating the crap out of the jerks and Battling a Pegasus Zodiarts
Core Medals: Ragdoll, Ghost of Merlin and Tokagale Nakashaku
Fullbottles: Ragdoll and Ghost of Merlin


Ragdoll was next.

Ragdoll: (to War Machine) The Guardian Angels beating the crap out of the jerks. And you guys Battled a Pegasus Zodiarts as well.

War Machine: We sure did and the explosion she caused really mangled up the jerks all over.

Applejack: Yeah that was great.

Apple Bloom: And it was really funny seeing Rolf and Ed doing that funny dance That's My Horse.

Flashwing: We haven't laughed that hard at that ever since Peter and Bad Lois's humiliations.

Venus: That was awesome and cool.

Ragdoll: Yeah that was great! Lets do it!

War Machine used the Core Medals for Ragdoll, Ghost of Merlin and Tokagale Nakashaku and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

RAGDOLL! GHOST OF MERLIN! BEST MATCH!

He fired waves of energy and smashed him all over.

War Machine activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Country Western Music and smashed him all over with earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.


Matau, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Invincible, Mira Torvald, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro - Blackbeard turned into an Endangered Animal Saving Pirate?
Core Medals: Chemistro, Black Knight of Merlin and U.A Lady Deathstrike
Fullbottles: Chemistro and Black Knight of Merlin


Chemistro was next.

Chemistro: (to Matau) Blackbeard turned into an Endangered Animal Saving Pirate? No wonder you guys seemed conflicted.

Matau: I know the feeling. As much as I like the cause and the feeling, I'm afraid we can't go along with it. History has to remain the way it is.

Fluttershy: And I love saving animals myself but I can't go with what Blackbeard was being forced to do.

Tornado Bolt: I agree there.

Stealth Elf: I agree there too. Whales are now under our protection in Federal Law in our time.

Invincible: Yeah that's true.

Mira Torvald: They sure are there.

Chemistro: I agree there. Lets do it!

Matao used the Core Medals for Chemistro, Black Knight of Merlin and U.A. Lady Deathstrike and fired waves of energy and wind and smashed him down.

CHEMISTRO! BLACK KNIGHT OF MERLIN! BEST MATCH!

He fired waves of wind and energy and smashed him down.

Matau activated his Ridewatch and they danced to nature music and fired waves of wind, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.


Jaden, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, XLR8, Ellie Singh, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon - Blackbeard is an idiot and disgrace to pirates for doing this
Core Medals: Speed Demon, May Kanker and Yoshi Urazer
Fullbottles: Speed Demon and May Kanker


Speed Demon was next.

Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Don't yell at me for this. But Blackbeard is an idiot and disgrace to pirates for doing this!

Jaden: Oh you can bet on that. But it wasn't his fault. Poison Ivy was doing this to him.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah she sure was.

Starshine Glimmer: It's true. A mind control plant was making him do it.

Spyro: It's true.

XLR8: That is right. It's amazing how she was able to do so.

Ellie Singh: I agree there.

Sunny Flare: You got that right.

Speed Demon: Yeah that was crazy. Lets do it!

Jaden used the Core Medals for Speed Demon, May Kanker and Yoshi Urazer and fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down.

SPEED DEMON! MAY KANKER! BEST MATCH!

He fired waves of elements and smashed him down.

Jaden activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Party Music and they fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.


Onewa, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Lana, Lightsworn Prophet, Dark Skylanders, Thrust and Starscream VS Kgbeast - Blackbeard should leave saving animals to the pros like us.
Core Medals: KGBeast, Toar and Yost Abomination
Fullbottles: KGBeast and Toar


KGBeast was next.

KGBeast: (to Onewa) (Russian Accent) I appreciate the noble cause Blackbeard started. But he should leave saving animals to the pros like us.

Onewa: I agree there. That should be up to the pros like us.

Princess Luna: And we'll do that when we all get back.

Moondust: Yeah we sure will.

Snowdrop: The Whales are so awesome and amazing.

Gari: They sure are awesome.

Blackout: You got that right.

Lana, Lightsworn Prophet: Yeah Blackbeard needs to leave this to the pros. Like us.

KGBeast: Yeah that's for sure. Lets do it!

Onewa used the Core Medals for KGBeast, Toar and Yost Abomination and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

KGBEAST! TOAR! BEST MATCH!

Onewa fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Onewa activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Gothic Music and fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Sheila Loud, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Keros, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Blackbeard is a pirate and he will stick to it whether he likes it or not
Core Medals: Unicorn, Strikning and Yost Kang
Fullbottles: Unicorn and Strikning


Unicorn was next.

Unicorn: (to Sheila) Blackbeard is a pirate. He'll stick to it whether he likes it or not.

Sheila: You got that right and what he was doing was a disgrace to all pirates everywhere!

Princess Celestia: That is for sure! What he was doing needs to be rectified.

King Solar: That's right.

Amber Morning: You got that right.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

Keros: I agree too.

Unicorn: Me too! Lets do it!

Sheila used the Core Medals for Unicorn, Strikning and Yost Kang and fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed him down.

UNICORN! STRIKNING! BEST MATCH!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Sheila activated her Ridewatch and they danced to police music and fired waves of light and smashed him down.


RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Dumbbell Bot.


Dumbbell Bot was next.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Defenders of The Lone Star State, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the flag of Texas etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also spellbooks and revolvers included with the swords as well.

Nico teleported back with them.

RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers too!

Nico: Now for the fun part!

RPM Rangers: RPM ENFORCER!

Nico: Here we go. ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!

He threw a cell and it went into the engine.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Dumbbell Bot and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was destroyed!

Nico: Dumbbell Bot you have failed this timeline!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Poison Ivy (BBAB).

Emma: There's truly nothing wrong with saving whales.

Tsukasa: But history has to be maintained! No matter what!

Me: That's right!

Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!

He danced and the Mascots and Will danced with him!

Poromon: YEAH! WE LOVE THIS!

The Megaforce Rangers went Super!

Troy: SUPER MEGAFORCE RED!

Noah: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLUE!

Gia: SUPER MEGAFORCE YELLOW!

Jake: SUPER MEGAFORCE GREEN!

Emma: SUPER MEGAFORCE PINK!

Lilith: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLACK!

Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!

Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Kamen Ride: Den O!

Kamen Ride: Wing Form!

Kamen Ride: Ax Form!

Kamen Ride: Sword Form!

Kamen Ride: Liner Form!

Kamen Ride: Zeronos

Kamen Ride: Zeronos Zero Form!

Kamen Ride: Den-O Rod Form!

Kamen Ride: Gun Form!

Kamen Ride: Gaoh!

Tsukasa turned into Den O and Daiki summoned Clones of the Den O Team!

Nico: And this too!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) EXPLODING SCIENCE POWER!

We summoned the Denziman, Dynaman, Bioman and Timerangers andwe summoned the Kabuto, Decade, Zi-O, Build, Zero-One, Revice and Den-O Riders!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Maria: And this too.

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIALS) PIRATE FORCE STORM!

She summoned Captain Frightbeard, Ship Org, Captain Mutiny and the Skylanders Pirates!

Nico: YEAH!

Captaiin Frightbeard: Arrgh! Now we're getting ready!

Ship Org: Lets get them laddies!

Pipp Petals: I'm ready for this!

Then a White Light appeared and landed in Pipp's hands and it was a Grand Zi-O Ridewatch for Dairangers!

Pipp Petals: My own Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!

She activated it!

Pipp Petals: HENSHIN!

The Spirits of the Dairangers appeared and they merged with her and she got a Purple awesome armor with the symbols of the Red Dragon, Black Lion, Blue Unicorn, Yellow Gryphon, Pink Firebird and White Tiger and she had rainbow lightning swirl around her and then she got awesome purple angel wings! She turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND DAIRANGER THUNDERBIRD ZI-O!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Pipp you look awesome!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess of Thunder who reaches over spacetime and reigns over the past and future and all the forces of thunder. Her name is Grand Dairanger Thunderbird Zi-O! We are entering a new age of history!

Nico: AWESOME!

Me: Wow! Pipp this is amazing!

Pipp Petals: I'll say! I look awesome!

Me: You sure do!

We went at Poison Ivy and smashed and pulverized her all over the place with incredible force and fury.

Pounce, Metal Man, Cyborg and Swerve used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Pounce's Missile Launching Guns, Swerve's Abilities and Cyborg and Metal Man's powers 100-fold.

Pounce and Metal Man: MISSILE BLADE SMASH!

Cyborg and Swerve: SONIC SWERVE STORM!

Sports Rainbow Masters and Sportsmaster: SPORTS RAINBOW BLAST!

Darkness Merman Fury and Merman: DARK MERMAID BLAST!

Techno Riddle Force and Riddler: RIDDLE TECH BURST!

Ladybug Spot Force and Absorbing Man: LADYBUG ELEMENT BLAST!

Space Force Star Storm and Overdrive: SPACE STAR STORM!

Weather Life Storm and Weather Wizard: WEATHER STORM BLAST!

Country Earth Wave and Shiva: COUNTRY SPY BLAST!

Magic Metal Storm and Bronze Kneecap: BRONZE METAL BLAST!

Sunlight Flare Storm and DC Enchantress: ANGEL MAGIC BLAST!

Darkness Moonlight Fury and King Shark: DARK SHARK BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Irina Campognola, Jack Sparrow, Nico, Eli, me, Rainbow Dash and Lana: PIRATE SUPER STORM BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements!

Lincoln: PIRATE ELEMENT STYLE: BLACKBEARD!

Entrapta: PIRATE LIGHTNING STYLE: CAPTAIN HOOK!

Perfuma: PIRATE NATURE STYLE: JACK SPARROW!

Frosta: PIRATE ICE STYLE: JOHN CRABBE!

Mai Shiranui: PIRATE FIRE STYLE: WILLIAM KYD!

Yuna: PIRATE WATER STYLE: EUSTACE THE MONK!

Toph: PIRATE EARTH STYLE: WIMUND!

Makoto Nanaya: PIRATE WIND STYLE: SAMUEL AXE!

Princess Allura (VLD): PIRATE LIGHT STYLE: JOHN CALLIS!

Bayonetta: (British Accent) PIRATE DARK STYLE: SIR FRANCIS DRAKE!

Shantae: PIRATE MAGIC STYLE: PETER EASTON!

Akko: PIRATE STAR STYLE: SIR JOHN HAWKINS!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln and his harem: PIRATE FINAL SMASH: DANCE OF THE PIRATES!

They made the pirates dance and showed them what it means to be pirates and slash Poison Ivy all over and then the blasts hit Poison Ivy all over.

BBAB Poison Ivy was unconscious and tied up.

Me: Maybe, now, this'll remind you.

Nico: Of what it means to be pirates. Alright, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Cosmos, The Chaos Queen to deal with, and that monster of chaos should be arriving... right now!

?: You will all pay for ruining my plans to get rid of you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, Pohatu's and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner and Nuju's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Onua's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Discord: Oh no, I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Cosmos.

A pink chimera-like beast came out, and we saw who it was: it was Cosmos, The Chaos Queen and member of The Doomsday 23.

Discord: I thought I had you banished to The Moon after you lost your powers long ago, Cosmos. But, you just don't know when to quit, you're like a bad itch that just won't go away.

Nico: That's telling her.

Cosmos: You have ruined my plan to finally destroy you all, you destroyed Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Kreuger, Ghostface, and Pennywise, but I should have known they wouldn't do the job right. Now, I will destroy you all and plunge this entire planet into eternal chaos!

Cosmos moved into attack us, but Wendy the Great fired a powerful green and red energy blast at Cosmos, and it hit her and she was burned by the Magic of Friendship.

Cosmos: Who do you think you are to get in my way?!

Wendy the Great: Someone who refuses to let you hurt my friends, and who's had about enough of you, you sadistic cretin. (Green and red energy aura flares up) I am Wendy the Great, Champion of Gusty the Great, the legendary hero who sealed away Grogar's Bewitching Bell and saved Equestria and one of The Legendary Pillars of Harmony, and one of the 27 girls chosen by The Elements of Harmony to be The Champion of Virtue.

This horrified Cosmos badly.

Cosmos: Impossible, The Champions of Harmony have returned.

Suddenly, Wendy the Great's crystal blue eyes turned neon crystal blue, and she was surrounded by a green and red energy aura with leaves, winds, Alicorns, and magic, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony, and as she approached Cosmos, she left green and red energy, leaves, winds, Alicorns, and magic with every step.

Wendy the Great: Cosmos, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against Equestria, you are nothing more than a sadistic monster who enjoys causing chaos and destruction among all ponies for your own sadistic pleasure, that kind of behavior is inexcusable, and now, I will administer unto you the punishment you rightfully deserve: death.

Suddenly, Wendy the Great was surrounded by a massive vortex of green and red energy with leaves and winds and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Wendy the Great emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Wendy the Great grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair, she has neon crystal blue eyes and a green and red energy aura with Alicorns, magic, leaves, and winds surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Gusty the Great's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with crystal blue gems for eyes and the Virtue and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and red crystal links and a green Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with crystal blue gems for eyes and holding the Virtue and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Wendy the Great has on a red long-sleeved kimono with the tattoo of the Elements of Harmony on her left arm, sandals, and long green sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves and winds on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by leaves and winds and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Wendy the Great felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with red tips on the green feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Wendy the Great has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Wendy the Great's massive Sword of The Champion of Harmony and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green and red energy, magic, leaves, winds, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gusty the Great's Alicorn Greatsword of Wind Breeze Virtue and Gusty Winds Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade with the cutie mark of Gusty the Great etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with green gems for eyes and a large red gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large red gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Wendy the Great, Champion of Gusty the Great, The Champion of Virtue, One of The Bravest Heroes of The Champions of Harmony, One of The Twenty-Seven Champions of Harmony, Destroyer of Cosmos and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Virtue and Wind Magic"

ウェンディ・ザ・グレート、ガスティー・ザ・グレートのチャンピオン、美徳のチャンピオン、ハーモニーのチャンピオンの最も勇敢なヒーローの1人、ハーモニーの27人のチャンピオンの1人、コスモスとドゥームズデイ23の破壊者、エクエストリアのディフェンダー、ポニービル、友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバーであり、美徳と風の魔法の力のマスターであるキャンタロット

Wendy the Great has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY WIND BREEZE MAGIC FRIENDSHIP VIRTUOUS ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE WIND GUST JUSTICE AND DIVINE VIRTUOUS WIND BREEZE LOVE!

We were amazed by Wendy the Great's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Cosmos saw it, she went crazy and tried to attack Wendy the Great, but Wendy the Great dodged Cosmos and fired a powerful green and red energy blast, and it hits Cosmos and sent her flying into a wall, but she's not out yet.

Nico: That's so cool, Wendy the Great's transformed.

Me: You said it.

Ken Knudson: And now, the last of The Legendary Pillars of Harmony is about to transform.

Wendy the Great: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Virtuous Wind Breeze Alicorn and Divine Wind Virtue Magic Love) That's right, Ken.

Gusty the Great: And then, Drakus and Lincoln are going to also help us with that beast, Cosmos.

Suddenly, Gusty the Great's crystal blue eyes turned neon crystal blue, and she was surrounded by a green and red energy aura with leaves, winds, Alicorns, and magic, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and as she approached Cosmos, she left green and red energy, leaves, winds, Alicorns, and magic with every step.

Gusty the Great: Cosmos, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against Equestria, you are nothing more than a sadistic monster who enjoys causing chaos and destruction among all ponies for your own sadistic pleasure, that kind of behavior is inexcusable, and now, I will administer unto you the punishment you rightfully deserve: death.

Suddenly, Gusty the Great was surrounded by a massive vortex of green and red energy with leaves and winds and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gusty the Great emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Gusty the Great grew to 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair, she has neon crystal blue eyes and a green and red energy aura with Alicorns, magic, leaves, and winds surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Gusty the Great's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with crystal blue gems for eyes and the Virtue and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and red crystal links and Starlight Glimmer's Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with crystal blue gems for eyes and holding the Virtue and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant. Gusty the Great has on a red long-sleeved kimono with her cutie mark on her left arm, sandals, and long green sleeveless trenchcoat with leaves and winds on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by leaves and winds and on top of its horn is the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Gusty the Great felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with red tips on the green feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Gusty the Great has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Gusty the Great's massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green and red energy, magic, leaves, winds, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gusty the Great's Alicorn Greatsword of Wind Breeze Virtue and Gusty Winds Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with a 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade with her cutie mark etched on the blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and large gold Alicorn heads with green gems for eyes and a large red gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large red gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Gusty the Great, The Unicorn of Virtue, The Legendary Hero Who Saved Equestria From Grogar, Great Mentor of Starlight Glimmer, One of The Legendary Pillars of Harmony, Destroyer of Cosmos and The Doomsday 23, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Slayer of Evil, Murderous, Sadistic, and Ruthless Bastards, and Master of The Powers of Virtue and Wind Magic"

ガスティ ザ グレート、美徳のユニコーン、グローガーからエクエストリアを救った伝説の英雄、スターライト グリマーの偉大なメンター、ハーモニーの伝説の柱の 1 つ、コスモスとドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者、エクエストリアの守護者、ポニービル、カンタロットのメンバー友情の食卓の騎士団、悪、殺人、サディスティック、冷酷野郎のスレイヤー、美徳と風魔法の力のマスター

Gusty the Great has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALICORN ETERNITY INFINITY WIND BREEZE MAGIC FRIENDSHIP VIRTUOUS ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE WIND GUST JUSTICE AND DIVINE VIRTUOUS WIND BREEZE LOVE!

We were amazed by Gusty the Great's Super Angel-Alicorn Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Cosmos saw it, she went crazy and tried to attack Gusty the Great, but Gusty the Great dodged Cosmos and fired a powerful green and red energy blast, and it hits Cosmos and sent her flying into a wall, but she's not out yet.

Starlight Glimmer: Wow, now my mentor, Gusty the Great, has transformed, so awesome.

Nico: And the breeze that's coming from her and Wendy feels so amazing.

Me: It sure does, now, it's Drakus' turn.

Gusty the Great: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Virtuous Wind Breeze Alicorn and Divine Wind Virtue Magic Love) That's right, J.D. Drakus, you ready to go crazy on Cosmos?

Drakus: Now, you're talking.

Suddenly, Drakus' blue eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a blue energy aura with dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces, he unholsters his massive Sword of The X-Squad from his back, and as he approached Cosmos, he left blue energy, dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces with every step.

Drakus: You absolutely make me sick, Cosmos, it's bad enough you've caused a shit ton of chaos and destruction to Equestria and to all ponies there, but when you brought Chucky, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Candyman, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, and Pennywise back from the dead, you just crossed a serious line, lady. Well, that all ends here and now, and now, I will make your death slow, painful, and frightening!

Suddenly, Drakus was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with lightning crashing down from the heavens, there's a dragon and cryptids flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with the blood red eyes of death glaring at Cosmos. Then, as the vortex faded, Drakus emerged, but he was changed forever.

(END OF ALL HOPE BY NIGHTWISH PLAYS)

Drakus grew to 7'5" in height, he has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has blood red streaks and blood red highlights in the bangs of his messy blue hair, he has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with lightning, cryptids, dragons, and elemental forces surrounding him, he has a dragon with the Death Kanji emblazoned on his forehead, he has on dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Death and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links and a blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is the Loch Ness Monster with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Death and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers for the pendant, his blue t-shirt now has a blood red dragon and phoenix on it, his jacket turned cobalt blue with blood red jersey devils on it, his red pants have blue flames on the pant legs, his green slippers changed into black leather ankle-high combat boots with a tinge of blue, and he has on a long long-sleeved cobalt blue trenchcoat with blood red jersey devils on the coattails and on the back is a dragon with lightning bolts and cryptids surrounding it. Suddenly, Drakus felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, his head, and backside and then, massive cobalt blue angel wings with blood red tips on the cobalt blue feathers, grew and sprouted out above his blue dragon wings, his blue dragon horns on his head and blue dragon tail grew much bigger for his new body, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with cobalt blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Black Lantern Ring on his left ring finger.

Suddenly, Drakus' Sword of The X-Squad and all of the swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, dragons, cryptids, lightning, and elemental forces, and when it finally emerged, it was transformed into Drakonia's Elemental Lightning Cryptid Greatsword of Deathly Avenger Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with the symbols of The X-Squad and Drakonia with cryptids and a dragon etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged pitch black blade, large cobalt blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer pitch black handle, four large cobalt blue dragon heads with blue gems for eyes and in the open mouths and on the bottom of the dragon heads is a large blood red gem for the pommel, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold dragon head with blood red gems for eyes and a large cobalt blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony and BlazeBlue holstered on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the dragon that said, "Drakus Hydrax, Prince of Drakonia, Loving Only Child of Queen Pyrani Hydrax and King Volteus Hydrax, Best Friend of Many, Loving Boyfriend of X-Squad Cyclonis, Sapphire Ink, Viridi, X-Squad Mine, X-Squad Princess Morbucks, Polly Tix, and X-Squad Zizou Olympia, Captain of The X-Squad, Destroyer Of Brainiac, Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Feral, Insane, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Cryptids and Mischief"

ドラクス・ハイドラックス、ドラコニア の王子、ピラニハイドラックス 女王と ヴォルテウス ハイドラックス 王の愛する一人っ子、多くの親友、X分隊サイクロニス の愛情深いボーイフレンド、サファイアインク、ヴィリディ、Xスクワッドマイン、X隊プリンセス・モーバックス、ポリー・ティックス、およびX分隊 ジズー オリンピア、X分隊のキャプテン、頭脳派の破壊者、極度に悪で、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、野性的で、非常識で、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、およびマスターライトニング、クリプティッド、ミスチーフの

Drakus Hydrax's transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY CRYPTID SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM MISCHEVIOUS DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE DEMONIC LIGHTNINGSTORM MAYHEM AND DIVINE ELECTRIC CRYPTID JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Drakus Hydrax's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Cosmos saw it, she went insane and went after him to kill him, but Drakus spreads his massive cobalt blue angel wings and blue dragon wings and summoned an arsenal of firearms from out of nowhere, and he fired on her, riddling her with holes, but it pissed her off even more.

Drakus: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Demonic Lightning Mischief Dragon and Divine Demonic Cryptid Justice) Your time of judgement has finally come, Cosmos, and now, you shall die!

Lincoln: You got that right, Drakus.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Wendy the Great, Gusty the Great, and Drakus.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You've terrorized the innocent ponies and lands of Equestria for far too long, Cosmos, and now, it's time for you to say your goodbyes, because you are never ever coming back!

Wendy the Great, Gusty the Great, Lincoln, and Drakus went after Cosmos, who continued firing blasts of energy and summoning explosives and other lethal weapons, but they've deflected them all with their Elemental Shields of Harmony, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green and red energy, blue energy, cryptids, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels at Cosmos, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was being burned by The Magic of Friendship. Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords and they left painful scars on her, and because of the purity of the attacks, it burned her badly, and the wounds she suffered would never heal.

Drakus literally unleashed Hell on Cosmos when he also entered into Blood Rage Mode, and his nails grew into sharp claws, and he literally tore at her, slashing her with his claws. Then, Lincoln flew at Cosmos, and with his vampire fangs now longer and sharper than ever, Lincoln sank his fangs deep and hard into Cosmos' neck, and she screamed in excruciating pain, but the pain was just beginning. Suddenly, Lincoln began sucking out and draining all of Cosmos' reality-warping powers, as Lincoln's rainbow energy aura was flaring up extremely and he was gaining a really massive power boost, and Cosmos was starting to get weaker and weaker and weaker still. Finally, Cosmos was eventually weakened to such a degree, she couldn't even stand, as Lincoln unlatched his vampire fangs which were covered in blood from Cosmos' neck and he let out an extremely loud and animalistic roar that shook the ground itself.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: HOLY CRUD!

Then, Lincoln grabbed Cosmos by the neck with his large left hand and tossed her into the air with his really immense and brute superhuman strength, and this allowed Wendy the Great, Gusty the Great, Lincoln, and Drakus to finish Cosmos off by firing massive energy beams and as they hit Cosmos, they exploded with incredible power, killing her for good. We cheered wildly for what Wendy the Great, Gusty the Great, Lincoln, and Drakus did to Cosmos as they holster their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive angel wings of Wendy the Great and Gusty the Great are permanent, and Drakus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive cobalt blue angel wings and larger blue dragon wings, larger blue dragon horns, and larger blue dragon tail are permanent.

Then, as Cosmos' spirit appeared, the cutie marks of The Mane 9 on the massive Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo on Lincoln's wider and more muscular back glowed, along with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 and the Elements of Harmony on my sword, and Cosmos' spirit as surrounded by a magic circle with the cutie marks of The Mane 12 that formed on the ground, and she was chained up by chains of magic and rainbow energy, and the energy images of The Mane 12 appeared from the cutie marks on the circle, and they found her guilty of his crimes, and the energy images of The Mane 12 aimed their horns at Cosmos and Lincoln aimed his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds at Cosmos.

Lincoln: Cosmos, for the crimes that you committed against everyone in Equestria, you have been found guilty, and the punishment for your crimes is death.

This horrified Cosmos as she soon saw her days of chaos and havoc are about to come to an end.

Lincoln: MANE 12 HARMONIOUS CUTIE MARK FINAL JUDGEMENT!

Lincoln fires a very powerful barrage of rainbow energy beams with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, rainbow super lightning, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, and Angels from his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the energy images of The Mane 12 fired colored magic energy beams from their horns, and as they hit Cosmos' spirit, they exploded with incredible power and her evil spirit was condemned to The Black Gates, and she was fading away.

Cosmos: NO! CURSE YOU, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (Fades Away)

Cosmos' spirit was erased from existence by the spirits of all those she's hurt, and she'll never return to hurt anyone again. THE DESTRUCTIVE CHAOS OF COSMOS HAS FINALLY BEEN BROUGHT TO AN END FOR GOOD!

Nico: Now, that's what I call an awesome battle between Virtue and Chaos.

Me: You said it, nice job, guys.

Lincoln: Thanks, J.D.

Nico: That's the second of our five time travelling missions done and three more to go, and we've also gotten rid of Cosmos.

Lincoln: Which means, the next member of The Doomsday 23 to take down and destroy tomorrow is Evil Adagio Dazzle.

Adagio Dazzle: I should've known she'll be the first to show up tomorrow, but we'll all be ready for her.

Adagio Nicholette: Yes, we'll bring that evil namesake of ours and make her pay for her crimes.

Adagio Dazzle: Last time she and the other Evil Dazzlings showed up, Lincoln sang our song and they literally ripped each other to shreds, and we absorbed their hatred and it made us even powerful than before.

Nico: Yeah, and it was really really bloody on how they tore each other to shreds.

Me: But, still really awesome.

Adagio Nicholette: And you're also going to transform, Adagio, and won't that mean J.D. will go lovestruck crazy when he sees you in your new form?

Adagio Dazzle: He will, and he's also joining us to help deal with Evil Adagio Dazzle, and I hope Lincoln swipes her necklace again.

Sly Cooper: Now, that's something I'm looking forward to seeing yet again.

Lincoln: Now, now, guys, don't give me a swollen head.

We shared a laugh.

Nico: But, still, what Adagio said was true, Linc. When the Evil Dazzlings were about to sing their song, you swiped their necklaces in a fast blur. Wait, that's due to your lightning powers, right?

Lincoln: Yep, just like Lori, I also have super speed, along with the lightning powers from Hinon, and with the training I got from Aimi about being silent and striking hard and fast.

Me: That's right, I remembered you telling us that when we met Aimi on your rescue.

Ragdoll: I guess that's the end of Blackbeard's whale saving spree.

Chemistro: Even if it was a noble cause.

Me: And you have this version of Poison Ivy to blame for it.

Speed Demon: This version of Pamela will be a good addition to our ranks.

KGBeast: Depending on how you see it, today was a bittersweet victory.

Unicorn: Bittersweet or not, what's done is done.

Me: Yeah.

Captain Blackbeard: Yargh. I'm sorry I did what I did.

Me: It's not your fault Captain.

Captain Blackbeard: But I know now that a Pirates Life is the Only Life for me.

Eli: Aye matey!

Otto Osworth: But it was great. Mission Accomplished.

Me: You got that right.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: This was awesome. Great job today everyone.

Tuddrussel: Yeah.

Jack Sparrow: (To the viewers) Aye and now we are back to normal with the pirate code lads.

Qin: We sure are.

Nico: Yep. Lets head home.

We went back to our ship and went home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This chapter was a parody of Blackbeard. Warm Heart and that was a really funny one. It aired on July 6th, 2001 and it was funny.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Jack Landors, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Prowl, Ironhide, Silverbolt, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to a scary swamp planet and we're going to try and find a girl that I remember from my past that I thought was dead. Her name is Hadleigh Smithers and she and I went to school together and she has volcano powers. She can use lava, fire and meteors and has lava angel wings. We're also going to battle Another Armodrillo and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Mega Dialga and her name is Ashleigh McDonald and she is a powerful physicist with a massive superpowered mind and brain that can use 100% of her brain power times 500. She also is Nico's friend from Math Class and she and Nico were partners in all projects. The match-up is Adagio Nicholette, Adagio Dazzle, Sage, and Lincoln, as they're going to destroy the next member of The Doomsday 23, Evil Adagio Dazzle. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Bucharest, Romania, and Lincoln and his group are going to destroy Danica Talos, another old enemy of Blade and a dangerous vampire. And we're going to meet a Stellarknight Zefraxciton Gene-Slammer named Peony Xiao Long, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gardening, but she's also a weapons expert and a master street fighter. Like Lincoln and Luna Anderson, Peony has white hair, and it was Peony who taught Lincoln how to use weapons and how to do street fighting. She's also one of the toughest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and would protect Lincoln from bullies. In fact, when she saw Lynn, Chandler, and his goons bullying Lincoln, she beat the crap out of them and when she was done, their noses, arms, legs and even their teeth got smashed and she even turned them into a human braided bread and then threw them into a massive pile of dirty jockstraps. To show thanks, Lincoln took Peony to the beach. where he was wearing orange swim shorts and Peony was wearing a beautiful white bikini and while they were swimming, they actually kissed each other underwater. She's also the cousin of Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose, and she hates both Chandler and Lynn with a burning passion. Get ready for a crazy and awesome mission as we head to the year 1888 in France and we're going to get Louis Pasteur to pasteurize milk. He will make powdered drink mix and we'll like it but still try and get him to Pasteurize Milk. Also Larry will be going through some malfunctions from an accident that happened because of the fuse box.

See you all tomorrow.