GET READY TO LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY


At the estate we were finished having breakfast when suddenly Princess Luna came in frantic.

Princess Luna: Everyone! Sister is in trouble!

Qin: Uh oh! What's wrong Princess Luna?

Princess Luna: She needs your help right now!

We went to Canterlot! Nico, The Ripping Friends, Sasuke the Android, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Retrax (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were running through the streets of Canterlot all frantic towards the castle and we went into the castle and dashed in. Amber Morning and Moondust were with us.

Me: I hope Princess Celestia is okay!

Twilight Sparkle: Something big must be happening!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah no kidding!

Sasuke the Android: Lets hope it's nothing bad.

Nico: Yeah!

Sunny Starscout: It must be something big for Princess Celestia to call us like this.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Sasuke.

Sasuke the Android: No problem Nico. We can talk more after we find out what is wrong with Princess Celestia.

Nico: Okay.

We went to her quarters and we heard her crying.

We went in.

Me: Princess Celestia?

Princess Celestia: (Crying)

Amber Morning: Mom what's wrong?

Princess Celestia: (Crying) Oh Amber. I never told you this.

She showed us a picture of another pony with Amber. It was a girl pony that had red hair and blue eyes and she had a cutie mark for a solar eclipse.

Princess Celestia: That's your big sister Solar Eclipsa and she went on a treasure hunt in the mountains near Grogar's old lair and never returned.

We gasped!

Me: Oh Princess we're so sorry.

Twilight Sparkle: We didn't know you lost her.

Amber Morning: Oh mom. Maybe we can find out what happened to her.

Me: I know where Grogar's lair is.

Nico: Yep. Lets head out.

Amber Morning: Don't worry mom we'll find Solar Eclipsa.

Retrax: We'll be back soon Princess.

We were off.

Nico: Sasuke, I like how you're both a ninja and robot.

Sasuke the Android: I do like it too. It's awesome.

Camie: It sure is cool.

Qin: That is so awesome that Goemon and his gang have an android with them too.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: But despite being a robot, you've got a true heart of a hero.

Me: And the soul of a human.

Sasuke the Android: Thanks guys. That means a lot to me.

Qin: You're welcome.

We arrived at the mountain of Grogar's Lair and it looked reminiscent of Mount Doom from Lord of The Rings.

Qin: Whoa! So this is Grogar's lair?

Camie: Wow!

Me: Very reminiscent of Mount Doom.

Nico: Yeah.

We went in and it was a really creepy and hellish place.

Me: Whoa! This place is like we've entered through the Gates of Hell.

Nico: Yeah!

Eli: This place is overflowing with intense evil.

Brittney: I feel it.

Nico: Lets search this place.

We got to searching and there was a treasure trove of Satanic Evil Artifacts and even scrolls and books on dark magic and evil weapons.

Nico: Whoa look at all this.

Brittney: These are all artifacts that are from the darkest pits of Hell. The Amulet of Satan, The Ring of Baast, The Forlorn Mirror of Belial, books on Satanic Dark Magic, everything evil here.

Nico: A Palantiri Orb? Whoa!

Me: This is more evil artifacts and dark magic than what the Church of Necrom had.

Lincoln: Boy no kidding.

Camie: Yeah.

Ibara: Yeah this is scary and intense.

Fluttershy: No kidding.

Me: Grogar really WAS The True Devil of Equestria.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Oh, how we enjoyed beating up the Wet Bandits!

Me: That was so funny!

Tsuyu: We laughed our heads off at that one! It was hilarious!

Eli: We sure did! Especially with using all the shenanigans that Kevin and Megan used on them.

Lola: That was so funny.

May: Are we killing them? No. They're just too funny to beat up.

Me: Yeah we always get a good laugh from them.

Nico: Yeah we sure do and Lincoln put the Gessius Flores Curse on them too right?

Lincoln: Yep.

Nico: Good. And thank goodness that curse won't kill them.

Me: Yeah.

Lana: Hey guys! Look at this!

We went to where Lana was and we saw a stone statue of a girl pony and she was an alicorn too!

Amber Morning: (GASP) Solar Eclipsa!

Me: She was turned into stone!

Varie: My god! Grogar kept her here for eons because he didn't want anyone to know about his operations.

Me: Grogar was pure evil incarnate!

Nico: No kidding.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: After she's freed, I'll go over the next Backup Core members I've decided on.

Me: But after that lets blow this place to smithereens.

Nico: Good idea.

I then flared up my magic and fired a magic blast and it hit her and freed her and for the first time in 1,000 years she was freed. Amber caught her.

Solar Eclipsa: (GROANS) What hit me?

Amber Morning: Sis? Are you okay?

Solar Eclipsa: (Gasp) Amber? Little Amber? Is that you?

Amber Morning: Yeah it's me. I've had sort of a growth spurt.

Solar Eclipsa: Oh Amber! Look at you!

Twilight Sparkle: Your mother is worried about you.

Me: Yeah. Sorry we should introduce ourselves. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm. The most powerful force in the entire universe and the great heroes of Equestria. Lots of things have happened.

Solar Eclipsa: How long was I turned to stone?

Me: Its been 1,000 years. We have so much to tell you.

Solar Eclipsa: Tell me everything.

We did so and showed her everything that went down over the course of the eons and it was shocking and a lot to take in.

Solar Eclipsa: Oh mom. I miss her.

Eli: You'll see your mom soon.

Nico: Also, more confirmed Backup Core members are Shiro, Princess Mermista, Adora, Catra, Kurumu Kurono, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Scorpia, Rowen, Lady Kayura, Dais, Buffo, Cross Crow, Aeleus, G1 Vortex, Varya Visnapuu, Blast Off, Jackie Chan Finn, Wittgenstein, Threatpack, and Toaster, Radio, Lampy, Blankie and Kirby.

Me: Those are awesome ideas!

Qin: Yeah! Varya will be excited to hear about that.

Lana: She sure will.

Me: And so will Adora and her friends and Shiro and even some of the Ronin Warriors.

Eli: Yeah.

Solar Eclipsa: I still have a lot of catching up to do.

Nico: You have a lot of time to do so. Now come on guys. Lets blow this place to kingdom come.

Eli: You got my vote!

Twilight Sparkle: Lets do it!

Brittney: I got the artifacts and magic and all that in this scroll with me.

Me: Great!

Then…

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

We were firing energy blasts and blowing much of the lair apart in massive fiery explosions of incredible power!

Me: Take that!

I was firing fire energy blasts and Laney fired energy blasts all over.

Nico: Take this!

We fired energy blasts all over and engulfed the whole place in a raging inferno!

Nico: Payback time for all the pain and suffering you've caused!

We blew the whole place apart in massive fiery walls of fire!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

We fired energy blasts all over the place!

Me: Lets get out of here! This whole place is coming down!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

We left.

Me: WOOOYEAH! That was a blast! Now for the Grand finale!

I fired an energy blast and it went into the mountain and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION OF INCREDIBLE POWER!

The whole mountain was completely destroyed in a massive fiery explosion!

Solar Eclipsa: Wow! That was amazing!

Me: That is the end of Grogar the Malevolent.

Qin: Good riddance.

Eli: Yeah. No kidding.

Laney: Yep.

Nico: I figured that some of the Decepticons in the Redemption Squad were feeling left out.

Laney: But those are great choices though.

Eli: And I sense the next Another Omnitrix Alien coming.

Nico: Lets get ready.

We got ready and then we saw lightning strikes and then out came a black version of Shockrock! It was ANOTHER SHOCKROCK!

Me: Whoa! Another Shockrock! This is gonna be electrifying!

Eli: Yeah it is!

Albedo turned into Negative Shock Rock

Negative Shock Rock: You're a little late to the party!

Another Shockrock: (In a girls voice) I know but I saw the explosion. It was awesome.

Me: (GASP) Catherine Van Gogh!? Whoa!

Nico: You know her J.D.?

Me: I sure do. Her name is Catherine Van Gogh and she is an amazing painting collector. Specifically she collects paintings from her ancestor Vincent Van Gogh.

Laney: I love all his paintings. They are so beautiful.

Me: I love them too.

Nico: That is cool! And I love those paintings myself. I like Starry Night.

Another Shockrock: That's my ancestor's trademark painting.

Me: And one of my all time favorites. I have it hanging up in my room and it's also my wall safe.

Nico: Cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Another Shockrock: That's awesome J.D.

Me: It sure is. And Catherine you are what's called a Fulmini from the planet Fulmas. They are lightning energy aliens.

Another Shockrock: Wow! I didn't know that.

Me: They are really powerful too. Sorry we have to fight like this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Kaito: (gets out Dekaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Abaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Another Shockrock: Just to be a great artist.

Laney: I can easily do that for you. I'm an awesome artist myself.

Me: You should see Laney's paintings. They are so beautiful and amazing.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure are beautiful.

Camie: Yeah they are awesome.

Another Shockrock: I knew that Swartz was lying to me. But I would like to learn many techniques from you Laney.

Retrax: I think that can be arranged.

Me: First lets do this. Sorry we have to fight. (ACTIVATES EVIL MAGIC MINIONS RIDEWATCH)

(VINCENT BY DON MCLEAN PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STARS AND MAGIC SWIRL AROUND ME)

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy, linen land
Now, I understand what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
Starry, starry night
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds in violet haze
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue
Colors changing hue
Morning fields of amber grain
Weathered faces lined in pain
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand
Now, I understand, what you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But I could have told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you
Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget
Like the strangers that you've met
The ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn of bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow
Now, I think I know what you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will

I fired waves of magic and smashed her down.

Nico: That was beautiful!

Me: One of my dad's favorites from 1971.

Qin: Cool!

Another Shockrock: And that was awesome. Don McLean did a great job singing that one back then.

Me: He sure did.

Retrax: Lets do it! Retrax, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Nico: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES CAJUN FOX'S RIDEWATCH)

(THE BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS BY JOHNNY HORTON PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CAJUN FOOD AND FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HIM)

In 1814, we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We looked down a river
And we see'd the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em
Beatin' on the drums
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood beside our cotton bales and didn't say a thing
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets
'Til we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire
'Til we see'd their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns
And really gave 'em, well
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they begin to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah, they ran through the briars
And they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast
That the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah, they ran through the briars
And they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast
That the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three-four
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three-four

Nico danced and fired waves of cajun food and they went into Another Shockrock's mouth and she ate them and then…

ALARM BELLS RING!

She ran around like a chicken with its head cut off and Maria fired waves of water and they went into her mouth and steam came out.

Nico: AWESOME!

Qin: That was awesome!

Nico: (gets out White Lightning's Ridewatch) You're in for a shock!

Me: (Gets out Lightning Man's Ridewatch) Literally.

We activated the Ridewatches.

Me and Nico: SUPER OMEGA THUNDERSTRIKE ELECTROCUTION!

Me and Nico fired waves of lightning and it hit Another Shockrock and electrocuted her all over the place.

Me: WHEW! That was SHOCKING!

Nico: No kidding there! But awesome combo!

Me: Thanks.

Varie: Now watch this one. (ACTIVATES MARINA DEL RAY'S RIDEWATCH)

(DREAMS TO DREAM BY SARAH LASKO PLAYS)

Varie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND MAGIC SWIRLS AROUND HER)

I lose my way, no one cares
The words I say, no one hears
My life it seems is a world of dreams
Deep in the night, you'll find me
Dream and you're right behind me
Stay, if you will stay
We'll dream the night away
Dreams to dream in the dark of the night
When the world goes wrong
I can still make it right
I can see so far in my dreams
I'll follow my dreams until they come true
There is a star waiting to guide us
Shining inside us when we close our eyes
Come with me, you will see what I mean
There's a world inside no one else ever sees
You will go so far in my dreams
Somewhere in my dreams
Your dreams will come true
Dont let go, if you stay close to me
In my dreams tonight, you will see what I see
Dreams to dream, as near as can be
Inside you and me that always come true
Inside you and me that always come true

She fired waves of water and smashed down Another Shockrock.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Awesome job Varie!

Camie: Now watch this one. (ACTIVATES ROLL (WILY) RIDEWATCH)

(THE NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)

Camie: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)

Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Given in the light
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Story
Ah
Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story
Ah
Neverending story

She danced and fired waves of water and energy and fire and smashed her down!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Wow! A version of Roll reprogrammed by Dr. Wily. That would be a terrifying sight for Mega Man.

Nico: Yeah it would.

Sougo: (gets out AkaRed Ridewatch) Time to test this new one out!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Better break out the big guns!

Majesty Time! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo got AkaRedArmor while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Me: YEAH! Oh check this out. Lisa and Seto have been working on this.

I pulled out a sword hilt and I pressed a button and it had a DUEL MONSTER BLADE POP OUT!

Me: This is the Duel Power Sword. Watch. Powers of BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON and BLUE EYES SHINING DRAGON! ENERGIZE!

I put in said cards and the blade energized with lightning and energy!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: That is awesome bro!

Camie: Wow!

Me: Yeah! WHITE LIGHTNING NEUTRON BLAST!

I fired a massive blast of white lightning energy and it smashed Another Shockrock down!

Qin: WHOA! That was incredible!

Laney: Yeah!

Nico: Wow!

Sasuke the Android: My turn! (ACTIVATES MACHINEDRAMON'S RIDEWATCH) (Echoing) GIGA CANNON!

He fired massive energy blasts and they hit Another Shockrock and smashed her down all over.

Nico: YEAH! Nice one!

Me: Awesome!

But then a stream Moon Energy Blades appeared out of nowhere and they hit Another Shockrock and smashed her down!

Me: WHOA!

Then out came ALCHEMY BEAST - MOONFACE THE SILVER!

Nico: WHOA! Alchemy Beast - Moonface The Silver!

Me: That is cool.

Moonface the Silver: (In a girls voice) It's awesome to help out like this.

Nico: Gem Cavvenport!? Wow!

She reverted back and Gem was a girl with aqua blue hair had a blue crescent moon in the middle of her forehead and blue and aqua blue clothes and had black angel wings with the moon reflected in them and on her hip was a silver key.

Qin: Gem it's awesome to see you again.

Gem Cavvenport: Same here Qin. Let me take care of this first.

She fired more Moon Blades and smashed down Another Shockrock. Catherine was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to her and Catherine was a girl with a French Beret and had blue hair and had blue clothes on and I picked her up.

Catherine Van Gogh: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: At least you're okay Catherine.

Nico: All better?

Catherine Van Gogh: Yeah I'll be okay.

Gem Cavvenport: Good.

Nico: Lets get Solar Eclipsa back to Celestia.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah I miss mom.

We went back to canterlot.

We arrived back at the castle and on the throne was Princess Celestia crying and tears were dripping from her eyes. Poor Celestia.

We came in.

Solar Eclipsa: Mom?

Princess Celestia: (GASP)

She saw Solar Eclipsa for the first time in 1,000 years and she went down and walked up to her.

Princess Celestia: Solar? Is that you?

Solar Eclipsa: It is mom. I'm back thanks to J.D. and everyone here.

Princess Celestia: SOLAR ECLIPSA!

They went and hugged for the first time in 1,000 years!

It was a happy reunion!

Nico: So awesome.

Gem Cavvenport: I'm so happy they are back together.

Me: Me too.

Sasuke the Android: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gem Cavvenport: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when we met in the Silver Mine that I worked at and we found a huge vein of diamonds down there and we got lots of diamonds too along with the silver in the mine. It was amazing and we got rich. I'm a silver miner.

Qin: That's right I remember that.

Camie: That's cool!

Ibara: It's amazing you guys found diamonds in a silver mine,

Qin: Yeah that was cool.

Varie: Yeah.

Nico and Gem hugged.

Nico: (I've really missed you.

Gem Cavvenport: Me too Nico. Me too.

Xenia: But this was awesome that we reunited Princess Celestia and Amber Morning with Solar Eclipsa.

Nico: Yeah.

Danica Metrois: It sure was awesome and they have lots of catching up to do.

Sakura Valencia: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Are you happy right now, Princess Celestia?

Princess Celestia: I am Nico. Thank you guys.

Me: You're welcome Princess. Grogar's lair was completely destroyed and you are not going to believe what we found there.

We told her everything and it was shocking.

Princess Celestia: Oh my goodness.

Me: I know. But at least Grogar is now gone for good.

Nico: Yeah. Lets go home.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Chester, A.J., Tootie, Sanjay, Elmer, and Cyborg are heading to Hackett's Quarry in New York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to help Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, Ryan Erzahler, Kaylee Hackett, Travis Hackett, and the Hackett Family kill Silas Vorez, the main werewolf who is responsible for the werewolf curse that's plagued the Hackett Family for six years, along with Eliza Vorez, Silas' mother.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Hackett's Quarry in New York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also going to help Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, Ryan Erzahler, Kaylee Hackett, Travis Hackett, and the Hackett Family kill Silas Vorez, the main werewolf who is responsible for the werewolf curse that's plagued the Hackett Family for six years, along with Eliza Vorez, Silas' mother.

Nico: From what I heard, The Hackett Family has been suffering with this curse for six years, and the ones who got infected with this curse were Kaylee and her two brothers, Chris and Caleb.

Me: If we kill Silas here and now, we'll end the curse, but it has to be done tonight, now that the full moon is out.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Otherwise, they'll have to wait for another full moon.

Lincoln: Exactly, and that's one thing none of us want, and thanks for joining us, Cyborg.

Cyborg: You're welcome, Lincoln, and you got a plan in place to cure Kaylee and her two brothers?

Lincoln: Yeah, I already have a plan in place to cure them, but first, let's meet up with Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, and Ryan Erzahler, they're still here in Hackett's Quarry, and we better hurry before Caleb and Kaylee catch up to them.

We hurried, and we met up with Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, and Ryan Erzahler, and they told us they've heard some strange howls here, and we knew what that meant: werewolf trouble in Hackett's Quarry. Suddenly, Lincoln sensed something rustling, and then, a werewolf came out, but it's not like the werewolves we know, but it was still really dangerous, and it charged at us to kill us. Lincoln fired a stream of rainbow energy and it hit the werewolf, and it changed back into Kaylee Hackett, and Lincoln caught her, and we wrapped a blanket around her.

Laura Kearney: Kaylee Hackett. Is she still alive?

Lincoln: Yes, that rainbow energy stream I fired at her suppressed the werewolf infection she still has in her, but it'll end once we kill the progenitor of the curse: Silas Vorez.

We head for the Hackett home, and we showed Travis Hackett that Kaylee is alive, and Lincoln used a cure to suppress Kaylee's werewolf infection.

Travis Hackett: I'm glad Kaylee's going to be okay, but she'll be freed once Silas is finally gone.

Nico: Along with Eliza Vorez.

Travis Hackett: That's impossible, she died six years ago when Kaylee, Chris, and Caleb set that fire to free Silas.

Timmy Turner: I'm afraid she is still alive. Look.

Timmy made a window, and he showed that Eliza covered herself in wolf blood and fled to the rum tunnels after Silas made his escape, and this shocked the entire family.

Travis Hackett: Well, I'll be damned, so she is still alive, even after what happened six years ago, and she was hiding out in the rum tunnels the whole time.

Lincoln: We need to find Silas and kill him, and we got to do it quick: Caleb Hackett's still out there, along with Chris Hackett, and it's only a matter of time before they attack.

Laura Kearney: We need to head to the crash site, where Max and I crashed our car trying to avoid hitting Silas.

Travis Hackett: I know where we have to go: the sight of the burned sideshow, Harum Scarum, this was Silas' favorite place before the fire started.

Lincoln: And where he set up his nest, and we need only one silver bullet to put an end to all of this for good.

Rosa Laurence: On it.

Rosa Laurence made a silver shell and Lincoln enchanted it with a spell that'll send Silas Vorez and his mother, Eliza Vorez, to The Black Gates, and gave it to Laura Kearney, who loaded it into the shotgun.

Laura Kearney: Alright, let's hurry.

Max Brinly: Laura's right, we don't have long before Caleb or Chris find us.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field to protect the house and the other Hackett Family members and we, along with Travis, head to where Laura and Max crashed their car, and right where the traveling sideshow was at. When we saw the travelling sideshow, it was really burned.

Travis Hackett: This is it, all that remains of the travelling sideshow.

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monsters, Grandsoil the Elemental Lord, Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord, Phosphorage the Elemental Lord, Pyrorex the Elemental Lord, Umbramirage the Elemental Lord, and Windrose the Elemental Lord, and with them were the four girls that were located here.

Nico: Wow, that's Grandsoil the Elemental Lord, Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord, Phosphorage the Elemental Lord, Pyrorex the Elemental Lord, Umbramirage the Elemental Lord, and Windrose the Elemental Lord, the Elemental Lords.

Grandsoil the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) We managed to get those four girls to safety.

Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) And drove off that werewolf, Silas Vorez.

Phosphorage the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) But, we don't know how long until that beast goes on the hunt again.

Pyrorex the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) Along with those two other werewolves.

Umbramirage the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) And that creepy woman, Eliza Vorez.

Windrose the Elemental Lord: (Girl's voice) We need to stop them and fast before the night ends.

Lincoln: And we will, plus, I knew it was you, Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner, but we'll talk later. Right now, we need to take care of Chris and Caleb Hackett.

Suddenly, we heard growling in the air, and two werewolves came after us to kill us, but Lincoln fired two streams of rainbow energy, and it hit the werewolves, and they turned back: and were identified as Chris and Caleb Hackett, and were beamed to the Hackett house for safety.

Lincoln: We're almost close to Silas' nest, be ready.

We arrived at Silas' nest, and we saw Silas Vorez resting, but he wasn't aware of our presence, which is a good thing.

Laura Kearney: There he is. Now, all that's left is to end this.

Laura raised the shotgun to shoot Silas Vorez, but then, she suddenly heard a voice.

?: Get away from my boy!

We then saw who it was: Eliza Vorez, the owner of Harum Scarum and the mother of Silas Vorez.

Travis Hackett: Eliza Vorez.

Eliza Vorez: You and your family will all pay for what you did!

Lincoln: No, Eliza, you knew that your son was a werewolf, and you kept him locked away in a cage. I admit Kaylee wanted to help free Silas from you, but she was unaware of what he really is. But, this nightmare ends tonight.

Me: The Werewolf Curse on Hackett's Quarry ends here and now.

This caused Silas to awaken, and as soon as he saw us, he ran after us to kill us, but Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast and put him in a cage.

Lincoln: Looks like we'll need to weaken him even more. Let's get him.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Cyborg, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Angel of Moonlight Justice and Celtic Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Silas Vorez, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Timmy imprisoned Eliza Vorez and he shattered her crystal ball and took her tarot cards, and Laura raised the shotgun and fired, and when the silver shell hit Silas Vorez, he was finally killed, and he, along with Eliza Vorez, were sent to The Black Gates for good and The Curse of Hackett's Quarry was finally lifted after six long years. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and we returned to the Hackett house, and we saw that not only were Kaylee, Caleb, and Chris were all cured of the werewolf curse, but also, Laura's friends were also cured as well, as soon as the sun rose on Hackett's Quarry.

Laura Kearney: We did it, it's finally over.

Nico: Yeah.

Kaylee Hackett: All I wanted was to free Silas from Eliza, but I never knew he was really a werewolf. I...

Travis Hackett: Hey, it's okay, Kaylee.

Laura Kearney: There's no way we're coming here again, not after everything we've gone through on this night.

Emma Mountebank: I recorded everything on my phone, should we send this to the police? It's not like anyone will believe us.

Nico: That could be a good idea, Emma.

Lincoln: We've seen a lot of strange and supernatural things happen, Emma, and we're no strangers to any of them. The police may not believe you guys, but we do.

Nico: Lincoln's right, you guys had a first glimpse into the dark side of the supernatural, and that may never leave you.

Lincoln: But, we're also here to help you, so that way, you won't be traumatized for life by what you all witnessed.

Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, and Ryan Erzahler agreed with what Lincoln told them, and they went with us, and we also agreed to give them counseling, to help them overcome the nightmares of what they've seen in Hackett's Quarry.

Lincoln: That's it at long last for The Curse on Hackett's Quarry. (To Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner) And it's so good to see you again, Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner.

Eliza Taylor reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing orange hair, pink eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful orange angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Grandsoil the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a sleeveless orange open blouse, sleeveless orange top, orange skirt, orange bellbottom pants, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with earth on the coattails, and Grandsoil the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Grandsoil the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Grandsoil the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, orange angel wings for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Rebecca Harris reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing aqua blue hair, aqua blue eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful aqua blue angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a sleeveless blue open vest, sleeveless dark blue top, dark blue skirt, blue pants, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water on the coattails, and Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, aqua blue angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large aqua blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Laura Evans reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing yellow hair, yellow eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful yellow angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Phosphorage the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a sleeveless yellow top, yellow skirt, yellow shorts, sandals, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with light on the coattails, and Grandsoil the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Phosphorage the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Phosphorage the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, yellow angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large yellow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Chloe Bailey reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing red hair, red eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful red angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Pyrorex the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a sleeveless red open vest, sleeveless red midriff top, red plaid skirt, red pants, red socks, red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, and Pyrorex the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Pyrorex the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Pyrorex the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, red angel wings for the crossguard, large red gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Anna Allen reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing midnight black hair, pink eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Umbramirage the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black top, long midnight black jewel-encrusted skirt, black stockings with black lace, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness on the coattails, and Umbramirage the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Umbramirage the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Umbramirage the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, midnight black angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large midnight black gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

And Hazel Turner reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with short neck-length green hair, green eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful green angel wings, and she reigned in the power of Windrose the Elemental Lord, and she's dressed in a sleeveless green open blouse, sleeveless green top with designs, green skirt, green pants, green legwarmers, green sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with winds on the coattails, and Windrose the Elemental Lord on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Windrose the Elemental Lord-themed greatsword with Windrose the Elemental Lord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, green angel wings for the crossguard, large emerald green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, and a large green gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Eliza Taylor: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you all again, Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, and Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental.

Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, and Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental: You too, Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner.

Lincoln made five clones of himself and they went up to Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner and they hugged, and Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you six when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Eliza Taylor: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you and the Elemental Angels know them?

Lincoln: Indeed we do, Nico, these six girls are Eliza Taylor, the Grandsoil the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer, Rebecca Harris, the Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer, Laura Evans, the Phosphorage the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer, Chloe Bailey, the Pyrorex the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer, Anna Allen, the Umbramirage the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer, and Hazel Turner, the Windrose the Elemental Lord Gene-Slammer. They're six talented and awesome girls who have the elemental powers of Earth, Water, Light, Fire, Dark, and Wind, and they're my Guardian Angels from Royal Woods, Michigan, before Royal Woods became Gotham Royal York and classmates in Gym.

Nico: Now that's really awesome.

Lincoln: It gets even more awesome, Eliza, Rebecca, Laura, Chloe, Anna, and Hazel were the ones who taught me how to use elemental spells, along with learning more on how to use my elemental powers, and they're also friends with The Elemental Angels, Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, and Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental.

Me: Whoa!

Lincoln: Yep, and they've also helped to take down The Elemental Angels' evil brothers as well, and Eliza, Rebecca, Laura, Chloe, Anna, and Hazel have taken on the worst of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's wrath and they, along with Bridget Branley, The Fire Elemental, Abeline Demeter, The Earth Elemental, Brooke Hudson, The Water Elemental, Ashley Aella, The Wind Elemental, Bronte Elektra, The Lightning Elemental, Bianca Frostine, The Ice Elemental, Leora Chiaro, The Light Elemental, Abnus Abital, The Dark Elemental, Allira Crisiant, The Crystal Elemental, Astrid Brinkley, The Nature Elemental, Aurora Aurelia, The Gravity Elemental, Maya Carina, The Astral Elemental, and Stelara Astra, The Cosmic Elemental and I defeated Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in a huge fight, and it resulted in Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan getting a really bad and horrible punishment.

Eli: Oh, we're so not going to like hearing about this.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner's necks with colored gems on the gold thunderbolt links and colored crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love appeared on their necks.

Eliza Taylor: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you, Rebecca, Laura, Chloe, Anna, and Hazel are now part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Eliza.

Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln and their clones wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the girls' waists and the girls wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they leaned down to their faces and they kissed them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The four girls are Aileen Lauren Dautriche from I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss, Asuna Kangoshi, Himeru Kangoshi, and Iyashi Kangoshi from Comical Psychosomatic Medicine.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aileen Lauren Dautriche from I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss, Asuna Kangoshi, Himeru Kangoshi, and Iyashi Kangoshi from Comical Psychosomatic Medicine.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Aileen Lauren Dautriche: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Aileen Lauren Dautriche and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Silas Vorez and Eliza Vorez, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Aileen Lauren Dautriche: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and the three clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Aileen Lauren Dautriche: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aileen Lauren Dautriche, Asuna Kangoshi, Himeru Kangoshi, and Iyashi Kangoshi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and we told everyone what happened, and they were glad that Laura and her friends, along with the Hackett Family were saved from the werewolf curse, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Silas Vorez, the werewolf who caused the whole curse and Eliza Vorez, Silas' mother who hated the Hackett Family and caused the events of The Curse on Hackett's Quarry.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did, and what Laura did in shooting Silas with a silver shell and it not only killed him and banished him and the vengeful Eliza Vorez to The Black Gates and it ended the curse, everyone cheered wildly and they hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln, Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town, and Abigail Blyg, Dylan Lenivy, Emma Mountebank, Jacob Custos, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinly, Nick Furcillo, and Ryan Erzahler are also getting therapy and counseling after what happened.

Maria: We're glad you guys ended the curse, and Laura and her friends are going to get counseling and therapy after what happened.

Lincoln: Yeah, and I know Kaylee wanted to free Silas Vorez because she couldn't stand seeing him in a cage, but she had no idea of what he really is: a werewolf.

Me: And that was six years ago.

Nico: Yeah, and every full moon, the Hackett family has been hunting him down, and Travis knows he has to fulfill the sheriff's oath: to protect and serve, but when his family's on the line, he sacrificed his oath to protect his family.

Eli: As much as I wanted to teach him a lesson, I think what happened here will teach him a lesson.

Lincoln: Now, now, Eli, I know you wanted to teach him a lesson, but in the end, he learned from his mistakes, and he still keeps his job as the sheriff, and Kaylee, Chris, and Caleb are now freed from the curse.

Nico: Either way, this nightmare is finally over.

Lincoln: Yep.


After ending The Curse on Hackett's Quarry, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Eliza Taylor, Rebecca Harris, Laura Evans, Chloe Bailey, Anna Allen, and Hazel Turner saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had an atomic red blush on their face, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Eliza Taylor: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Rebecca Harris: Yeah, you could land a plane on that much wider and more muscular back of his, and crush a watermelon with those extremely muscular thighs.

Laura Evans: And I don't think a tape measure can measure out just how massive those biceps really are, along with that amazing chiseled chest of his.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Hazel Turner: That's incredible!

Nico: It sure is. So, Eliza, Rebecca, Laura, Chloe, Anna, Hazel, what's the story on how you all took on the worst of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's wrath, and how you, The Elemental Angels, and Lincoln defeated Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in a huge fight, which resulted in those five getting a really bad and horrible punishment.

Eliza Taylor: You're not going to like this one bit, Nico. We were with Lincoln and the Elemental Angels and we were teaching Lincoln how to use elemental spells along with teaching him more on how to use his elemental powers, and we were also working out in the gym we made. But, then, we heard the sound of bellowing screeches in the air, and we knew who it was that made those screeches of rage and that bellowing roar of rage: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were causing a ton of havoc by leaving destruction in their wake. Bridget said that she knew they'd snap again and cross another line, now they've us no choice.

Rebecca Harris: And we knew from the previous near-death experiences Lincoln went through due to those heartless bitches, we had to stop them. So, all of us went out there and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, but they had red eyes full of hate and insanity, and they had knives in their hands.

Laura Evans: They gave into their Dark Sides' desire for blood and destruction, and we knew they all needed to be stopped.

Chloe Bailey: So, we divided into groups, and we each went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we fired elemental blasts and Lincoln fired energy and elemental blasts at them.

Anna Allen: It was really an explosive fight, but Lori broke free and she, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan attacked us and knocked us into trashcans and she slashed Lincoln on the chest with her knife and the same happened with Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were cackling like the evil heartless bitches that they are, and we wanted to rip those bitches to shreds, but Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan stabbed us in the stomach.

Hazel Turner: But, Lincoln had a confident smirk on his face, and we saw his blood going back into his body and his slash marks on his chest healed, but it also ruined his orange tank top, which he ripped off, showing off his massive and extremely muscular body, and he got into a battle stance, and when that happened, we knew those bitches were in trouble. Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and he charged at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan faster than a bolt of lightning, and disarmed them of their knives and he picked Lori up by her shirt collar and tossed her right at Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they all went crashing into trash cans. Then, Lincoln fired energy orbs at them, and he'd imprisoned them inside, and when J.D. showed up, he and Lincoln healed us. We then went back to The Loud House, and when Luna saw what happened, she went ballistic and tried to attack Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, but Lincoln held her back. We then told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what happened, and they grounded Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for fifteen weeks, and they were also ordered to clean up the mess they made, and we were all there to keep an eye on them.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Wow, you girls really put up a nasty fight against Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Me: They sure did, and I saw the fight for myself, it was messy, but Lincoln really stood his ground and put them in their place.

Lincoln: And I did eventually forgive them, but I gave them a stern warning: next time, if they so much as try to kill me and any of my friends, family, and Guardian Angels again, I won't show them any mercy at all, and they better remember that.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Giorno Giovanna and Mako Mankanshoku are heading down to Manistique Beach, Michigan for their first beach date.

Giorno Giovanna was dressed in dark blue swim shorts and sandals, and Mako Mankanshoku was dressed in a two-piece bikini and sandals.

Mako Mankanshoku: Wow, so this is Manistique Beach.

Giorno Giovanna: Yep, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?

Giorno Giovanna and Mako Mankanshoku dived right into the waters and they were swimming in the clear waters and they also saw the sea creatures and plants that live there, and they had a game of volleyball and they also had some lunch on the sand, and then, Giorno Giovanna went up to Mako Mankanshoku, and he wrapped her in his arms and she wrapped her arms around his neck and they placed her right hand on his chest, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Giorno Giovanna: It was amazing, Nico, we went to Manistique Beach.

Lincoln: That's one of the most popular beaches here in Michigan.

Lori: We've tried to go there, but the parking can get really filled up, and some of the good spots on the beach are taken.

Lynn: Not to mention, we also get banned from that place, because of our penchant for chaos, and the only Loud not banned from there is Lincoln.

Lincoln: But, I managed to get the ban lifted when I talked with the lifeguard, and I also swore to keep an eye out if trouble starts.

Me: Yeah, I remembered that day all too well.

Nico: But, now that those Dark Sides are gone, there's no chance of that happening ever again.

Lincoln: You got that right.


Over in Australia we were there to meet another of the International Digidestined.

Me: Good to be in Australia again.

Valon: (Australian Accent) It's good to be home again mates.

Qin: It's always awesome to come here to Australia.

Nico: Yeah.

Axel Brodie: Which Digidestined are we meeting this time?

Nico: You guys will love him. His name is Derek and he is Australia's Digidestined.

Varie: Awesome.

We then saw a kid with a Crabmon battling a bunch of Jewel Robbers after a bunch of jewels in a museum.

Me: There they are.

Nico: Wow.

We saw them really go at them and smashed the robbers down. Then we jumped in and tied them up.

Blaine: Hi! You must be Derek!

Nico: G'day Derek. Awesome to see you again.

Derek: (Australian Accent) Hey G'day Nico. Great to see you again mate! And g'day to you Joe and Cody.

Joe Kido: Hello Derek.

Crabmon: You guys are doing great.

Me: Same to you. You guys did a great job battling these blokes. We've been after these clods for a long they. They are known as the Pacific Jewel Plunderers. They were responsible for stealing numerous jewels all over the Pacific Ocean area all for themselves.

Nico: Yeah.

I shook them as I held them upside down and and numerous jewels fell out and they were worth hundreds of billions of dollars and some of them were priceless.

Laney: Whoa!

Lola: (Whistles) Wow! These are gorgeous.

Rarity: Oh these are absolutely amazing darlings.

Derek: Wow! This is ana amazing haul they have.

Me: Some of these jewels are worth a fortune.

Hotlink: Are they really?

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Nico what Digimon did you help Derek, Crabmon, Joe and Cody battle here in Australia?

Nico: I helped them battle an Ebidramon, Shellmon and Gesomon.

Eli: Cool!

Derek: Good times back then mates.

Qin: They sure were.

Camie: Wow.

Cozy Glow: It's absolutely incredible that so many Digimon appeared all over the planet like that. We should one day do an adventure where we travel all over the world and battle Digimon like that in all the countries you all went to.

Me: Good idea Cozy Glow.

Varie: Yeah.

Moonracer: Would you two like to join the team?

Derek: We would be honored mates.

Crabmon: Yeah!

Me: You guys did us a really big favor in apprehending these guys. Great job.

Derek: Thanks mates.

We later went back home.


We were getting ready for our next mission.

Nico: We're having a humiliation. We haven't done one of those in a while.

Me: We did one on Mars so that counts as something.

Nico: Yeah but not one at Lynn's Table.

Applejack: YEEHAW! I'm ready for this.

Nico: Me too!

Tricloid: Let's start the humiliations off with an entrance!

Nico: Good idea Tricloid.

Me: Yeah! Also I got this letter from a fairy friend that a special guest is coming over to us at the restaurant.

Nico: Oh who is it?

Me: It just says that the guest is special.

Nico: Ooh a surprise.

Me: Yep.

Then Iron Lung, Steam Smythe, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, EvilSeed, Angel, See-More, Hydrax, White Lightning, Madame Snake, Suzaku, Bond Man, Libra Zodiarts, Bulldozer Org, Fairy Tail Angel, Evil Wood Man, Evil Mushroom Man, Beagle Boys, and Phantom Blot appeared.

Iron Lung: Can me, Steam Smythe, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, EvilSeed, Angel, See-More, Hydrax, White Lightning go with you guys?

Madame Snake: Me, Suzaku, Bond Man, Libra Zodiarts, Bulldozer Org, Fairy Tail Angel, Evil Wood Man, Evil Mushroom Man, Beagle Boys, and Phantom Blot can go with you guys too if you want.

Nico: Sure! The more the merrier. We haven't done any humiliations in a while.

Me: On Mars we did but not at Lynn's Table.

Nico: Yeah.

Camie: This is gonna be fun.

Danica Metrois: Yeah it sure is! I've never done this before. So this will be my first time doing it.

Qin: You'll love it Danica. It's so fun.

Nico: Yep.

Horri Bull: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm hoping to do one for Alchemy Beast - Ekenas The Mercury next.

Qin: Ooh that's an interesting one.

Laney: Yeah. Professor Banner is amazed that we have gene-slammers for some of his monsters in his deck.

Me: Yeah he sure is. Alchemy is a really fascinating process too.

Nico: It sure is. And I think his cards are all amazing too. But yeah. Lets get moving guys.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Kazarina, and she's heading here to get revenge on us for what we did in ruining their plans to conquer Earth. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Kazarina on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's heading here to get revenge on us. But, we'll be ready for her and Lumagrowl.

Cathy Russo: You're planning on using the same strategy you used on Stoica and Lythirus, Linky?

Lincoln: Yep.

Nico: I've been meaning to ask, that attack you used on Lythirus when Stoica summoned him, what was that attack?

Lincoln: This is a curse I'd developed: it prevented evil Bakugan from taking on their true form and it kept them trapped in their ball form until I've defeated their partner.

Dan Kuso: That's really incredible.

Me: After what happened last year, Lincoln was really prepared for that one.

Nico: You got that right, J.D. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to pelt the jerks at Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: And now that we have Marv and Harry as part of the line of jerks and replacing Scoots, we're so going to have a ton of fun with them.

Nico: We've already got a ton of pranks ready for them, after what they pulled yesterday with that prison escape from The Uranus Prison, I think it's time to up the dosage of our humiliations on them.

Lincoln: Ooh, I hope you have them step on broken glass again, Nico, or electrocute them to the point of seeing their skeletons, that was one of the favorite traps Kevin used on him.

Nico: Just keep your eyes open, Lincoln. Those jerks are going to get it big time.

Lincoln: And once we get done with pelting those jerks, you're next, Kazarina.

Bronze Kneecap: Let's get a move on.

Bond Man: And of course, we should remember the entrance.

Me: Right.

We were off to the restaurant.


Later we were walking to the restaurant and we arrived.

Nico: Here we go.

We went up to the door.

Everyone was having lunch and then the doors flew opened and then the spirits of the elements of metal and nature swirled into the restaurant and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off at the door and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came in!

Nico: GOOD MORNING LYNN'S TABLE CREW!

Lynn Sr.: Awesome entrance guys! You here for some humiliation fun?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn!

Lynn Sr.: Your usuals too?

Nico: You got it!

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

We went to our tables.

Jesse Glenn: Always good to have a meal before a performance.

Plitheon: Especially given what happened yesterday after the main mission.

Nico: You got that right. But it's awesome that some of Barodius's former henchmen are joining our frenemies.

Brass Knuckles: Yes it sure is. And soon Kazarina will be joining us too.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Also I hated her guts before. But I want you guys to leave Barodius to me. I really want to personally make sure I destroy him myself.

Nico: Fair enough.

Camie: You really hate his guts don't you J.D.

Me: You have no idea Camie. I can wait till he shows up soon. And it's going to be justice of the highest order on him. In my opinion, he is like a Gundalian version of Frieza.

Nico: Good way to put it. J.D. you want to start off the Humiliations?

Me: Like you even have to ask?

I went over to the jerks.

Me: Time for you shitwads to get your big fat ugly butts kicked. (ACTIVATES LORD OF LIGHTNING'S RIDEWATCH)

(VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR BY THE BUGGLES PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING AND DANCING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLS AROUND ME)

I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your children
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star

I danced and gave Flip and brutal 500 quadrillion volt electrical shock and a massive avalanche of gold and jewels poured out of him with incredible force.

Nico: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Lynn Sr.: Oh I love that song! I haven't heard that one in years!

Varie: That was great!

Angel (Fairy Tail): Nice, J.D.!

Me: Thanks!

Titanium Toenail: Also, you're okay with Kazarina joining our ranks, right?

Nico: I sure am. As long as it's not Barodius himself.

Titanium Toenail: Good.

Me: Oh here's a good one.

Announcer: DUMMYSTEIN MAGISWORD!

Me: It's showtime.

I had the sword steal Icky Vicky's voice.

Dummystein Magisword: (In Vicky's Voice) Why did an old man fall in a well?

Me: I don't know. Why did an old man fall in a well?

Dummystein Magisword: Because he couldn't see that well!

RIMSHOT!

We laughed at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Luan: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Dummystein: What do Sprinters eat before a race?

Me: I don't know. What?

Dummystein: Nothing. They fast!

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed hysterically at that!

Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) They fast! That's funny!

Lynn: (LAUGHS) That was!

Dummystein: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Battletrap: Why?

Dummystein: To get to the other side!

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed!

Me: That was a good one!

Dummystein: Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

Camie: I don't know! Where?

Dummystein: In a snow bank!

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed hysterically!

Dana: (LAUGHS)_In a snow bank! That's a good one!

Xenia: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Varie: Hey Dummystein why couldn't the Pony sing Happy Birthday?

Dummystein: Why?

Varie: Because he was a little hoarse!

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed hysterically!

Me: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

Nico: That was funny Varie!

Varie: Yeah it was!

Dummystein: What do you get if you cross a snail and a porcupine?

Me: I don't know. What?

Dummystein: A Slowpoke!

(RIMSHOT)

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) A slowpoke! That was funny!

Icky Vicky was raging mad!

Me: That was funny! Okay that's it.

Dummystein: Thank you everyone.

It returned Icky Vicky's voice!

Me: Boy we haven't used the Dummystein Magisword for that in a long time.

Vambre: (British Accent) Indeed. We haven't seen that since the time Kari, Gwen and some of the girls used Anti-Aging Cream.

Nico: That was a crazy one.

Evil Wood Man: Let's do a lima bean gulper next!

Titanium Toenail: That's a good one!

Eli: And I got just the funny gag. (ACTIVATES TRICKSTERS RIDEWATCH)

(HOW DRY I AM PLAYS)

Eli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIMA BEANS AND BEER SWIRL AROUND HIM)

How dry I am, how dry I am
It's plain to see just why I am
No alcohol in my highball
And that is why so dry I am
Waiter, Waiter

What do you want? What do you want?

I'm just as thirsty as can be

What'll you have? What'll you have?

Suggest a little drink for me

Of the very finest soft drinks we have all the best

I don't know a thing about them
What would you suggest?

Have a little Coca-Cola
Really, it's a lovely drink
Percy, Clarence, Reginald, too
They will recommend it to you
Have a little Coca-Cola
It's the very best I think
It isn't alcoholic but you can have a frolic
If you take enough to drink

They are much too dry

Then how'd you like to try
Sarsaparilla, try sarsaparilla
Sarsaparilla ought to do
Rockefeller drinks sarsaparilla
And what's good enough for Rockefeller
Is good enough for you

Go and tell John D
His drink won't do for me

Then have a little glass of grape juice
It's the only drink to buy
Really, it's fine, simply divine
It's recommended by William J. Bryan
Eve'rybody's drinking grape juice
Ever since the town went dry
I've heard them tell, sir
That grape juice and seltzer
Is just the little drink to try

That won't do, I'm afraid

Then try some lemonade
A little lemon, a little sugar
A little vichy and a straw
Makes the very nicest little drink you ever saw
You ought to buy one, come on and try one
For it's the finest drink that's made
Drinks like this'll wet your whistle
Have a glass of lemonade

That won't do I fear
I'd like a glass of beer

Then have some Bevo
Have a drink of Bevo
It's the grandest imitation that we know
If you care for beer, it's the drink you should pick
It tastes like lager but it hasn't got the kick

Bevo, have a drink of Bevo
Though it hasn't got a punch up it's sleeve-o

Those who drink it insist that a Christian Scientist
Could easily come staggering home on Bevo

How dry I am, how dry I am
It's plain to see just why I am
Oh, how I call for alcohol
And that is why so dry I am

I hear you calling me
I am the Spirit of Alcohol
For let me assure you one and all
I'm not dead, I'm only asleep
Some day I'll come back to you

We hope you do, we hope you do

When your laws are not so blue

We hope you do, we hope you do

When you give Prohibition your shoe

You bet your life we'll kick it
Because it's very wicked

Say to Mister Temperance you're through

That's what we'll do, that's what we'll do

I'll come back someday
With a hip, hip hooray
Until I do, I'll give to you
A little cocktail that is new

Eli fired waves of lima beams and beer and they went into Amy's mouth and she swallowed them.

Amy: HEY WHAT THE!? (GETS DRUNK IMMEDIATELY) (To Flip) (Slurred Speech) Oh look who it is. Mr. I know nothing about nothing. Come here you son of a fucking bitch.

POW! RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!

She punched him in the face and then ripped off his mustache and hair and made him bald as a cucumber.

Amy: (CRYING) Why do you always close your eyes when we make love? (CRYING)

We laughed hysterically!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) SO FUNNY!

Barney Gumble: YEAH! That was great Eli! Nice job! (BELCH)

Lync: Is that from Poromon's stash?

Me: No that was with the songs power.

Nico: That was so funny though.

Poromon: But that was really awesome!

Qin: Yeah it was.

Optimus Primal: I got a couple I would like to do.

He went over to the Wet Bandits.

Optimus Primal: Optimus Primal, MAXIMIZE!

He transformed. Then he pointed his blasters at them and fired coconuts. They hit the Wet Bandits and bashed them all over!

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!

10 Coconuts hit them and numerous piles of rubies erupted out of them.

Patrick: DAHAHAHA! Those two got hit in the heads with 10 coconuts!

We laughed!

Me: Nice one Optimus!

Nico: YEAH! Lets have some fun!

Me: YEAH!

We all went up to the jerks.

I punched the ground and crystal shards popped out and skewered Marv's feet and he screamed in pain and he was REALLY FEELING THAT!

Numerous gems popped out of him.

Then Eli used the Force and lifted the jerks up and then a bunch of Christmas Ornaments were scatted under them and then Eli dropped them and then..

CRUNCH!

Marv screamed in pain and was really feeling that one!

Numerous sapphires came out of the jerks feet.

Marv: (SCREAMS IN PAIN) GAH! I'M GONNA KILL THOSE FUCKING KIDS!

Me: Try this on!

I fired a blast of lightning and it hit Marv's hands and the jerks hands and they were being electrocuted and I increased the voltage and they screamed as their skeletons were showing! OUCH!

Gold and coins erupted out of the jerks!

Nico: Okay that's funny!

Taranee: Try this on Harry!

Taranee fired a blast of fire and it hit the top of his head and he screamed in pain as his head was lit on fire!

Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash were rolling on the ground laughing hysterically!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That is what I call HotHeaded!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Qin!

Lynn Sr.: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

I formed a pot of what looked like water in front of Harry and then he dunked his head in and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded! It was actually filled with gasoline and he was really burned! OUCH!

NUMEROUS COINS AND EMERALDS ERUPTED OUT OF HIM!

Varie: Nice! Hey Marv don't look up!

Marv looked up and he saw a big bag of cement falling towards him.

Marv: Uh oh.

BLAM!

He was covered in powdered cement and that hurt!

Numerous rubies popped out of him.

Marv: I'm gonna fucking kill you all. (SNEEZES)

Nico: Here's one!

Nico formed a pipe bar and he threw it.

Marv: Oops!

CLANG!

It hit the jerks all at once and they screamed and crashed into a pit!

Marv: That's three.

Nico: Let her fly J.D.!

Me: Here we go!

I jumped on a plank and catapulted a bunch of paint cans full of stain into the air and then they fell onto the jerks and drenched them all over in stain!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Yeah!

Lincoln: Watch this.

Lincoln threw buckets of bird seed on them and Fluttershy whistled and then a huge flock of pigeons appeared out of nowhere and covered them and ate the seed and Marv screamed like a little girl and we were laughing hysterically!

Fred Randoll: That was funny!

Nico: Yeah!

Fluttershy sent the pigeons back.

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Qin: YEAH!

Titanium Toenail: Awesome job using the pranks we did to them on Mars.

Everyone that was watching was laughing hysterically and even some of the kids were blowing milk out of their noses from laughing so hard!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) That is so funny!

Evil Seed: What's next?

Beagle Leader: How about ants?

Me: You read my mind.

I turned my nose into a flute and played a tune and then numerous ants came and they went into Billy McLean's pants and bit him all over the place!

SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Nice job with the ants in the pants trick and you used my nose flute very well.

Me: Thanks SpongeBob.

Rainbow Dash: Hey I got one.

She pulled out a big barrel full of chum!

Me: Whoa Chum! Good thing I don't throw up at that any more.

Nico: Yeah. What are you going to do with that?

Rainbow Dash: Watch.

She opened it and the intestines of fish farted and then Rainbow Dash forced open Flip's mouth and poured the barrel of chum down his throat and then he got sick immediately and then…

PROJECTILE VOMITVILLE ALL OVER BILLY MCLEAN AND AMY!

AW SICK!

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: Nice job R.D.!

Plankton: That was really amazing Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: Thanks guys.

Flywheels: Whoever this guest is, he or she is missing all the fun!

?: You mean me?

We then saw a girl in a beautiful dress and we recognized her.

Lola: Oh wow!

Nico: I don't believe it!

Me: Its been a while Ella of Frell.

Ella: It sure has been a while J.D. I can't thank you enough for killing Sir Edgar.

Me: It was my pleasure.

Lynn Sr.: Order up!

Nico: Oh lets have our meal and talk to Ella.

Me: Good idea.

We got our food and got to eating.

Phantom Blot: So, you're the guest?

Hydrax: Where are you from?

Nico: Don't you know her guys? She is from the awesome movie Ella Enchanted.

Nico pulled out the case for it.

Hydrax: WHOA! That movie was awesome!

Phantom Blot: Wow! I forgot about that! That was a great movie!

Me: Yep. Me and Ella met 7 years ago before I moved to Michigan and I helped Ella by killing Sir Edgar.

Camie: Who is he?

Me: You would hate this asshole to the brink Camie.

I went over his history.


Sir Edgar is the main antagonist of the 2004 film Ella Enchanted.

He is portrayed by Cary Elwes, who also played Larry Kline in Stranger Things, Lawrence Gordon in the Saw franchise, William Boone in Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book, Paxton Powers in Batman Beyond and Aquaman in Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox.

Edgar is Prince Char's evil uncle. He enslaves his kingdom, forcing giants to work for him, forcing elves to be nothing but entertainers and he kills Char's father to seize power. Aided by a menacing snake, Heston, Edgar plots to seize power from Char.

When he discovers Ella's gift of obedience, he decides to use her to get rid of Char. Edgar orders her to plunge a dagger into the prince's heart. Ella succeeds in breaking the curse, but Edgar, furious, orders his guards to capture Ella and lock her up.

Fortunately, Ella's friends arrive and set her free. Ella realizes that Edgar is about to kill Prince Char with a poisoned crown.

Just as he is about to place it on the prince's head, Ella stops the coronation. After a fierce battle, Edgar tries to stay in power but makes the mistake of putting the crown on his head, putting him into a coma.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: Whoa! I didn't know you helped Ella out years ago J.D.

Ella: J.D. is a true hero to me and my kingdom and he got me and Char married and crowned as rulers of Frell.

Nico: Wow! That is so cool!

Eli: Yeah bro that is cool!

Me: Yep. And I killed Sir Edgar by stabbing him in the heart with his own sword. After I said this: "My name is James Dean Knudson, Defender of Frell and Earth. You killed Char's father, PREPARE TO DIE!"

Nico: Whoa! That is awesome use of The Princess Bride line. Well done.

Me: Yep. And I sent his fucking ass off to hell where he belongs. But I have a strong suspicion that tomorrow he will return to try and finish what he started and this time me and ALL of the team are going to be ready for him.

Ella: Yes and I have faith in you all.

Nico: Thank you Ella.

Me: But also Ella has a dark curse on her. It's called the Curse or Gift of Obedience.

Varie: What's that?

Me: Well it's best if you see it for yourselves. Ella punch Amy in the face.

She then obeyed instantly and then went over and then…

POW!

She punched her square in the face and knocked out some of her teeth.

She came back.

Ella: I'm sorry.

Me: It's not your fault Ella. It's that curse.

Eli: Geez! That curse is dangerous.

Qin: Yeah no kidding. In the wrong hands that curse can make her do something that she will regret.

Camie: No kidding. Is there anyway we can remove it?

Laney: Yeah that curse is dangerous.

Eclair: Yeah no kidding.

Ella: (starts crying) I'm really envious of you guys you know. In situations like what happened in the Zenkaigers' world, you guys have the willpower to disobey the orders of villains. I don't have that privilege.

Carnivac: So, you're saying that if you were in J.D.'s shoes that day…

Ella: I would've changed the timeline without a elseconr thought!

Nico: (pales) J.D., suddenly, you and the others going behind my back sometimes doesn't sound like a bad thing!

Me: Nico don't bring that up.

Nico: Sorry.

Me: But Ella we will find a way for you to overcome that curse. Sir Edgar tried to you use you to murder the rightful heir to the throne and no way am I letting history repeat itself.

Nico: That's right.

Me: Ella, I promise you that Sir Edgar will pay for everything he did. He definitely more than deserves the Black Gates for this.

Nico: I agree.

Me: Ella you have the power to overcome that curse. You can overcome it of your own free will. It's your choice. Not anyone else's.

Ella: But how?

Me: Just tell them no.

Amy: Hey, new girl! Do everyone a favor and kill yourself with a knife!

Me: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AMY!

Evil Mushroom Man: Oh fuck!

Ella: (grabs knife) See what I mean?!

White Lightning: (takes knife from her) Yeah, we do!

Me: Ella don't listen to her.

Amy: Do it!

But then…

Ella: NO!

She had a dark cloud come out of her and then Brittney sealed the magic into a spell book.

Nico: You did it Ella!

Me: See?

Ella: I did it! (Hugs me) Thank you J.D.! You saved me from my curse!

Me: I'm so happy!

Chan Lee: Those mean family members of yours are in for a surprise!

Fourtress: Who are they again?

Me: Just Sir Edgar. He is going to be in for a shock.

Xenia: No way is she doing what he says now.

Laney: You got that right.

Me: And Amy?

I fired an energy beam and it slashed her eyes and cut them and she screamed in pain as her eyes were slashed out!

Nico: Nice shot.

Bulldozer Org: There's also Dame Olga.

See More: And her evil daughters.

Me: Yeah. But our primary target is Sir Edgar. We'll banish Dame Olga and her evil daughters to the same planet we sent Tremaine and Drisella.

Nico: Good idea J.D.

Ella: I agree.

Camie: Yeah.

Spectra Phantom: There's also Edgar's pet snake.

Helios: He reminds me of Sir Hiss.

Nico: At least he's not Nagini.

Me: No that's Heston. He's not worth killing.

Lana: I would love to take care of him.

Fluttershy: Oh me too. And I do love all animals myself.

Camie: That's awesome.

Ella: Yeah it is. And Heston would be perfect for Lana and Fluttershy.

Angel: Ella, why don't you have a shot at humiliations?

Libra Zodiarts: Think of it as a reward for breaking your curse.

Ella: I would be honored.

Nico: Awesome!

Me: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: J.D, great job helping Ella. You deserve some of the credit too.

Me: Thanks.

We finished out meal and then got back to the humiliations.

Camie: Time for some buttkicking action!

Lena Isis: Go ahead, Ella.

Phosphos: Anytime you're ready.

Me: Hmm. I know!

I gave Ella her own Progrise Key. It was call Ella's Animal Endeavors.

Ella: What's this?

Me: It's a Progrise Key. It's got your own powers in it.

Aruto: We use them a lot.

Me: We've had lots of adventures and got so many unique tools and powers.

Nico: It's true.

Ella: Cool! Lets see.

She activated it and got a sword and it had the powers of the animals in it and then she swung it and sent waves of phoenixes and they hit Billy McLean and he bursted into flames and was on fire and he screamed in pain!

Qin: WHOA!

Billy had numerous piles of jewels and coins explode out of him and he was burnt to a crisp!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Not bad Ella.

Ella: I hope that didn't kill him already.

Suzaku: Relax.

Brass Knuckles: Right now, they're probably wishing they were dead.

Me: It's part of a curse we put on them.

Lincoln: I made my own curses for situations like this.

Me: Lincoln knows all sorts of forms of magic. It's awesome.

Lincoln showed her a list of curses he made and all that and it was cool and she was amazed.

Ella: Wow! These are amazing. Well done Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks. It's really awesome.

Nico: But watch this one.

Pony Life Fluttershy: Time for the cuteness to show them love.

Pony Life Fluttershy made a bunch of cute faces.

[flamenco music]

Billy McLean and Flip: [groans]

Nico: Ooh going to give them Cuteness Overload!

Pony Life Mane Six sans Fluttershy: Go, Fluttershy!

Pony Life Fluttershy made lots of awesome cute faces.

Pony Life Rainbow Dash: It's almost too cute! [faints]

She made many cute faces and the jerks screamed in pain from the cuteness.

Pony Life Pinkie Pie: I can't handle the cuteness!

Then Pony Life Fluttershy made her cutest face and then it was too much for Billy McLean to handle!

Billy McLean: Nooooo! I'm too handsome for this!

[boom!]

He flew into the air and exploded!

A massive avalanche of jewels landed on the floor and Billy landed on the ground a broken and insane mess!

Steam Smythe: Nice!

Me: Never underestimate the cuteness of Fluttershy's Pony Life version.

Nico: That's for sure.

Varie: Yeah!

Troy: Now for the finale!

Tsukasa: Time to test out some new cards!

Kamen Ride: AkaRed!

Kamen Ride: Red Rangers!

Tsukasa donned the AkaRed armor and Daiki summoned ALL THE RED RANGERS!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Yeah!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers!

Ibara: Time for some green action!

Then a white light appeared and landed in her hands and it was a Grand Zi-O Ridewatch for all the Green Rangers!

Ibara: My own Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!

She activated it.

Ibara: HENSHIN!

The spirits of all the Green Rangers from over the course of 46+ Years appeared and they merged with her and she got an amazing green armor and it had all the powers of the Green Rangers and she became KAMEN RIDER GRAND GREEN ZI-O!

Nico: WHOA!

Ibara: Wow!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Knightess of Green who reaches over spacetime and reigns and holiness over the past and future. Her name is Grand Green Zi-O! We are now entering a new age of Sentai Power.

Nico: So awesome!

Me: Wow! Ibara you look awesome.

Nico: You sure do.

Ibara: Wow!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

We summoned the Changeman, Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger and Kyuranger and the Fourze, Build, Zero One, Gaim and Zi-O Riders!

Nico: Yeah!

Maria: And this too.

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MISCHIEF OF COMEDY!

She summoned The April Fool, Mr. Pig (Timon & Pumbaa), Quint, Norm, Dr. Screwloose and Condiment King.

Condiment King: Lets sauce it up!

We then got the best part of our humiliation underway!

We smashed and pulverized and hit the jerks all over with pranks and funny shenanigans.

Moonracer, Hotlink, Axel and Blaine used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Moonracer's Laser Pistol, Hotlink's Gatling Cannon and Axel and Blaine's powers 100-fold.

Axel Brodie and Hotlink: FIRESTORM GATLING CANNON!

Blaine and Moonracer: FIRESTORM LASER STORM!

Liam's Iron Lung Tech and Iron Lung: WIND THUNDERSNOW STORM!

Sakura Haruno's Bonecrushing Life and Steam Smythe: TECHNO BONECRUSHING BASH!

Stella Zhau's Jeweled Water and Bronze Kneecap: BRONZE FIRESTORM BLAST!

Jack's Red Dragon Hummingbird Earth and Brass Knuckles: RED DRAGON BRASS SMASH!

Chazz's Colorful Loyal Wind and Titanium Toenail: TITANIUM TOE BLADES!

Skyla's Fiery Flight and Angel: SKY STORM ANGEL FORCE!

Mallow's Undead Plants ane Evil Seed: NATURE GRASS HYDRA STORM!

Ash's Electrified Magic Eyes and See More: LIGHTNING EYE FORCE!

Ino's Darkness Flowers and Hydrax: FLOWER MIND BLAST!

Princess Frosta's Frozen Light Shine and White Lightning: WHITE LIGHTNING ICE STORM!

Peach Snake Rider Fury and Madame Snake: SNAKE PEACH BLAST!

Seven Tailed Phoenix Power and Suzaku: SEVEN PHOENIX STORM!

Fat Albert Power and Bond Man: FAT BOND BLAST!

Angel Mutant Power and Libra Zodiarts: ANGEL LIBRA STORM!

Beauty of The Angel and Angel (Fairy Tail): BEAUTY FURY BLAST!

Ccapac Apu Mountain Fury and Bulldozer Org: GIANT BULLDOZER BLAST!

Hunter of Wood and Evil Wood Man: HUNTER WOOD STORM!

Foulmouth Mushrooms and Evil Mushroom Man: MUSHROOM FURY BLAST!

Bounty Hunter Beagles and Beagle Boys: BEAGLE BASH STORM!

Spirit Loon Power and Phantom Blot: PHANTOM LOON BURST!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: COMEDY MEGA BARRAGE!

They fired waves of energy and smashed them down.

Pinkie Pie, Ella, me, Princess Celestia and Nico: COMEDY SHENANIGANS FORCE!

We fired waves of energy and smashed the jerks all over.

Lincoln: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LIMA BEAN GULPER!

He shoved entire gigantic cans of lima beans down the jerks' throats which caused them to crap their pants!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!

She insults the jerks!

Ryuko Matoi: Yo mama so stupid she put a watch in a piggy bank to save time. Yo mama so fat if she was an oreo, she would be the most stuffed. Yo mama so rich even her yacht has a yacht. Yo mama so stupid she tried to ride a red bull which is an energy drink. Yo mama so strong she beats Thanos with only an one inch punch. Yo mama so ugly she was the bird box monster. Yo mama so strict when she grounds you from Fortnite, she bans all the players. Yo mama so hot the other planets orbit around her. Yo mama so stupid she thought Deadpool was a swimming pool for zombies. Yo mama so fat that Cyborg couldn't process her weight. Yo mama so ugly her face can stop the Juggernaut. Yo mama so evil that the Teen Titans thought she was Raven's mother. Yo mama so smart Thanos thought she was the mind stone.

We laughed hysterically at all those.

Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: SHAMING ROAST!

She insults No Ma'am first.

Colette: You are a bunch of sexist douchebags with tiny dicks and you make even Homer Simpson look like a better husband. Hell you make even Peter Griffin look better in comparison. Show women some respect you sexist pigs!

She insults Peggy Bundy

Colette: You are a lazy, greedy self-indulgent bitch that don't give a shit about your family. hell you steal credit cards and other shit and probably stole finances for your shit. you make Tigerlily look like a competent guardian and she's Yuna's cousin. You make even Rita Repulsa look like a saint and she caused Zordon quite a bit of headaches.

She insults the rest of the jerks.

Colette: You are nothing but a bunch of complete assholes! Your clothing is 5th rate. You jerks have a steaming romp with Raremon and it was foul smelling as hell. Your sense of style is ugly beyond belief. You are a perfect example on how not to be a good citizen. And you are even uglier than Yzma and she was scary beyond all reason.

The jerks cried!

WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES!

Makoto Nanaya: HUMILIATION FIST STYLE: TEETH SMASHED!

She punched the jerks' teeth and broke them!

SMASH!

Hsien-Ko: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIANO DROP!

She dropped a massive piano on the jerks!

KRASMASH!

Nico: My favorite note. B-Flat.

Hana Uzaki: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: STINKY PILE!

She threw the jerks into a massive pile of dirty jockstraps.

Ruby Rose: HUMILIATION ROSE STYLE: FLOWER HAIR!

She shaved off the hair off the jerks and replaced it with various roses!

Weiss: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: FROZEN BIKINIS!

She dressed the jerks in absolute zero cold bikinis!

Blake: HUMILIATION SHADOW STYLE: SHADOW CLONE SLAP MANIA!

She used shadow clone jutsu and then slapped the jerks!

Yang: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHED HEADS!

She lit the jerks' heads on fire and then the jerks jump into a pool of water only for the water to turn out to be gasoline!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

They were badly burned all over!

Emerald Sustrai: HUMILIATION ILLUSION STYLE: NUDE ILLUSION!

She fired illusion energy which left the jerks naked!

Dew Gayl: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: FLOWER DRESSES!

She dressed the jerks in dresses made of various flowers!

Panty Anarchy: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!

She performed One Thousand Years of Death jutsu on the jerks!

Stocking Anarchy: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: EXTREME BRAND PAIN!

She broke out hot branding irons which had the initials for Team Loud Phoenix Storm and pressed them on the jerks!

They screamed in pain and got burned bad!

Rachel Alucard: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER ZAPPER!

She fired thunder bolts which shocked them to the point of the jerks' skeletons showing

Noel Vermillion: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: LAVENDER WASHER!

She placed the jerks in a gigantic washer filled with lavender scented laundry detergent and when the washer was done the jerks smelled like lavender!

Litchi: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: INFERNO NACHO CHEESE!

She covered the jerks with hot nacho cheese!

OUCH! NOTHING HURTS WORSE THAN SCALDING HOT NACHO CHEESE!

Hime: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: DRY CYCLE!

She spun the jerks around really fast!

Taokaka: HUMILIATION CLAW STYLE: BIKINI MAKER!

Shredded the jerks' clothing until they were made into bikinis!

Princess Allura (VLD): HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: ROTTEN FOOD FRENZY!

She fired a massive barrage of rotting fruits at the jerks!

R. Mika: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: HUMAN PRETZEL PAIN!

She turned the jerks into a massive human pretzel!

OUCH!

Menat: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: INFERNO SCORCH!

She shoved 30 dragon's breath peppers into the jerks mouths which caused fire to come out their butts and their mouths all while It Burns! Burns! Burns! by Loco Loco plays!

Tyris Flare: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHED CLOTHES!

She fired a fire breath which burned the jerks' clothes

Blaze Fielding: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: MARTIAL ARTS BEATDOWN!

She beats the crap out of the jerks!

Peni Parker: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LAXATIVE DRINK!

She shoved 20 gallons of prune juice down the jerks' throats which caused the jerks to crap their pants!

Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: BEE ATTACK!

She summoned bees to attack the jerks!

Julie Makimoto: HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: STONE CHAIR!

She hit the jerks with chair made of stone!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Ibuki: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: WEALTH STEAL!

She stole all the wealth the jerks stole and returned the wealth back to their owners and then shoved hot sauce down the jerks' throats!

Princia Ramode: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DISCO DANCING!

She dressed the jerks in disco clothing of ugly colors and made them disco dancing

Lucy Liberty: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: BIKINI DRESS UP!

She dressed the jerks in bikinis in ugliest clothing!

Kei: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: WEDGIE PAIN!

She wedgied the jerks!

Yuri: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLE CHAOS!

She made pimples appear everywhere on the jerks!

Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: MEGA LAUGH!

They took turns slapping the jerks then threw them into a vat of clams then covered them in nutella and dressed the jerks to look like chickens then they threw the jerks into a vat of mustard and finally took turns slapping, head bonking and twisting their noses.

They were really mangled all over and smashed to dust!

Lincoln: (Laughs Hysterically) Now, that's what I call one awesome humiliation session.

Nico: (Laughs Hysterically) I still can't get over what Colette said to NO MA'AM and to Peggy Bundy, that was really awesome and true. Alright, that was an awesome humiliation session, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Kazarina to deal with, and she should be arriving...right now!

?: I will make every last one of you pay for ruining our plans to conquer Earth, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Fabia: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Kazarina.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Kazarina, one of the members of The Twelve Orders.

Nurzak: I see you still refuse to learn your lesson after we defeated you long ago, Kazarina.

Kazarina: And you're still a miserable traitor, Nurzak, let's just see how smug you are when I kill you and bring your head to Barodius.

Cathy Russo fired a powerful indigo energy blast with indigo fire and whales at Kazarina, and she was badly burned.

Cathy Russo: Not happening, Kazarina, and now, I'm putting a stop to you once and for all.

Suddenly, Cathy Russo's indigo eyes turned neon indigo and she was surrounded by a black and indigo energy aura with indigo fire, whales, and darkness, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Kazarina, she left black and indigo energy, indigo fire, whales, and darkness with every step.

Cathy Russo: I will never forgive you for any of the crimes that you and the other members of The Twelve Orders have committed against Fabia and her people, Kazarina, and now, you're about to suffer the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals.

Suddenly, Cathy Russo was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and indigo energy with indigo fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an indigo phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Cathy Russo emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Cathy Russo grew from 6'0" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing indigo hair, she has neon indigo eyes and a black and indigo energy aura with darkness, indigo fire, and whales surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua with the Dark Kanji in its flippers emblazoned on her forehead, she has on whale earrings with indigo gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers, she also has Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua with indigo gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers for the second pendant on the bottom of her indigo whale-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with indigo crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and indigo gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cathy Russo has on a black sleeveless vest, indigo sleeveless midriff top, indigo frilly skirt with black frills and the Whale Nazca Line on it, black stockings with black lace designs, indigo high-heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, whales, and indigo fire on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Cathy Russo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with indigo tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same indigo markings on Chacu Challhua. Cathy Russo has on a Ring of The Phoenix with indigo gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Cathy Russo's massive Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of indigo energy with darkness, indigo fire and whales, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua's Dark Whale Greatsword of Indigo Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua and the Whale Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight whale heads for the crossguard, large indigo gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black whale heads and a large indigo gem below the whale heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with indigo gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua's head with indigo gems for eyes and a large indigo gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an indigo kanji below Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua that said, "Cathy Russo, Gene-Slammer of The Whale Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, Life Long Friend of Girl Jordan and Helena McTroy, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Whales, and Indigo Fire"

キャシー・ルッソ、ザ・クジラのジーン・スラマー、アースバウンドの不滅のチャク・チャルフア、ガール・ジョーダンとヘレナ・マクトロイの生涯の友人、愛するガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、軽蔑者でいじめっ子のスマッシャー、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、クジラ、藍色の火のマスター

Cathy Russo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS INDIGO FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WHALE ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE INDIGO FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Cathy Russo's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kazarina saw it, she fell into a rage and summoned her Bakugan, Lumagrowl, and she ordered Lumagrowl to kill her as she laughed malevolently, but Cathy Russo fired a powerful indigo energy blast with indigo fire, darkness, and whales at Lumagrowl, and it caused him to change back into ball form, and he was locked inside his ball form, thanks to Lincoln's curse, and she fired another powerful indigo energy blast with indigo fire, darkness, and whales at Kazarina, and sent him flying into a rock formation, but Kazarina is not out yet.

Nico: Holy guacamole, now Cathy Russo's transformed!

Me: And look at the pattern on her wings, they're the same pattern as on Chacu Challhua, so cool.

Eli: Really amazing.

Lincoln: And like Cathy said, Kazarina's about to feel the wrath of The Earthbound Immortals, and Cathy, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Cathy Russo: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Whale Earthbound Immortal and Divine Indigo Fire Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, and now that Lumagrowl can't attack us, shall we administer Kazarina her punishment?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Cathy.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Cathy Russo.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Seems like you need another lesson, Kazarina, but this time, your Bakugan isn't going to be of any help to you, you vile witch.

Cathy Russo and Lincoln went after Kazarina, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, indigo energy, indigo fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Whales at Kazarina, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked Kazarina with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on her, and then, Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which transformed into a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains and they restrained Kazarina.

Kazarina: Agh, okay, so you got me. What are going to do, kill me again?!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) As if, you're not getting out of this easily. Besides, we already killed you once, Kazarina, but you do have potential for The Masters of Evil, the only ones who don't and are going to be killed for good are Barodius and Dustin Keystone.

Cathy Russo: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Whale Earthbound Immortal and Divine Indigo Fire Justice) Plus, if Barodius finds out you've been defeated, he's going to kill you and your Bakugan, Lumagrowl, and he has zero remorse of taking down one of his own. Stoica and Lythirus already joined The Masters of Evil yesterday after we told them of what could happen to them if Barodius finds out.

Kazarina realized that Lincoln and Cathy Russo were telling the truth: if Barodius finds out, he'll kill her and Lumagrowl, and she now knows they're not safe around Barodius.

Kazarina: Okay, it looks like sticking with our soon-to-be former liege was a bad idea.

Lumagrowl: Agreed, so where can we go to stay safe from him?

Nico: The Masters of Evil's HQ is the safe place since we'll be recruiting the other fifteen, but like Lincoln said, the only ones getting The Black Gates are Barodius, since he's a monster, and Dustin Keystone, since he's an asshole, and like they said, Stoica and Lythirus already joined yesterday.

Kazarina: Very well, we accept.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smiles) You've made the right choice, you two.

Lincoln freed Kazarina and he beamed her and Lumagrowl to The Masters of Evil's HQ, where Vypra and the others were given the news: Kazarina and Lumagrowl are now part of The Masters of Evil, and they've now turned their backs on Barodius. We cheered wildly for what Cathy Russo and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cathy Russo's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and indigo angel wings are permanent.

Cathy Russo: That's one villain recruited into The Masters of Evil and fifteen more to go before we finally kill Dustin Keystone, and thanks for helping me take down Kazarina, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cathy.

Suddenly, Cathy Russo wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Cathy Russo's face, they kissed passionately as Cathy Russo's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and indigo fire raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Lincoln and Cathy Russo absorbed the fires, and they came back.

Nico: Awesome job, Cathy and Lincoln, you guys convinced Kazarina and Lumagrowl to turn their backs on Barodius, and got them to join The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: We just had to say the truth to them, Nico, and after they thought about it, just like with Stoica and Lythirus, Kazarina and Lumagrowl decided it wasn't worth it siding with Barodius.

Me: Yeah, and now, she and Lumagrowl are now part of The Masters of Evil.

Eli: You said it. Oh, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: That's a good question, Eli. Hmm, oh, I know, how about a Gene-Slammer for Fabled Leviathan.

Nico: Ooh, now that's a good one, this one is from the Fabled Archetype, and they're believed to represent heterodoxy, perverse versions of "light", and degradation from grace and dignity, with some resembling the archetypal Fallen Angels from the Bible.

Lincoln: Yeah, and they all have masks, which makes them resemble monsters of certain Spanish legends, and tiny colorful and malicious imps often accompany monsters in their background art.

Ronnie Anne: Representing Spanish legends? Hmm, if they're are Gene-Slammers for the other Fabled Monsters, we'll have to ask Tio Carlos about which Spanish monster the Fabled Monsters belong to.

Nico: That's a good idea, Ronnie Anne, and your Tio Carlos knows a lot about Spanish legends, so he's going to have a field day for this one.

Then Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Kite Man, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Jet, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern, Shade, King Jellyfish, Cajun Fox, Allomere, Evil Wing Man, Gourd, Live Action Thrust, Cloak and Dagger, Crud,

Dogranio Yaboon, and Mz Ruby appeared.

Nico: Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Kite Man, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Jet, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern, Shade, King Jellyfish, Cajun Fox, Allomere, Evil Wing Man, Gourd, Live Action Thrust, Cloak and Dagger, Crud,

Dogranio Yaboon, and Mz Ruby.

Cajun Fox: (Cajun Accent) Hey awesome use of my Ridewatch,

Me: That was so awesome and spicy too.

Laney: Yeah it was.

Melter: It's nice to meet you, Ella.

Ella: Same to you guys.

Jack O Lantern: How do you like it in Gotham Royal York?

Ella: It's a lot different from home.

Me: You'll get used to everything Ella.

Kite Man: (to Nico) We heard you rescued Amber Morning's sister.

Nico: We sure did.

Golden Glider: Is she okay?

Me: She is just fine. We found her in Grogar's old lair.

Golden Glider: Wow!

Me: Grogar's lair was completely destroyed too.

Golden Glider: Thank goodness.

?: Boy no kidding.

A figure came out and it was DAVE COMMANDER from episode 27 of Kyurangers!

Lucky: Dave Commander!

Me: I remember you! You were sent with Dave Red to infiltrate the Orion to stop the Kyurangers.

Dave Commander: That's right. Sharp memory.

William: So, your name's based off of Ryu Commander?

Dave Commander: Too bad I'm not an actual commander!

Me: That is a darn shame.

Qin: Yeah.

We got the usual battles underway.


Aquaman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ariel and her Sisters, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - Nico's Rescue and helping Princess Celestia


Melter was first.

Melter: (to Aquaman) Nico's rescue involved helping Celestia. I hope it wasn't a difficult errand.

Aquaman: No it wasn't. We had to find her long lost daughter that went missing as she was spying on Grogar. She was petrified in stone for 1,000 years.

Rarity: She sure was and she missed out on so much over the eons.

Sweetie Belle: Princess Celestia was so distraught over her loss.

Gill Grunt: Boy she sure was.

Ariel: Yeah poor princess.

Andrina: No kidding.

Melter: Oh. But at least she's better. Lets do it!

MELTER! PHANTOM OF MILO BOOTH!

Aquaman fired waves of energy and water and smashed him down. Aquaman activated his Shift Car and fired waves of water and smashed him down. Aquaman activated his ridewatch and they danced to Atlantis Music and fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.


Green Arrow, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blake Belladonna, Ghost Rider, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern - Rescuing Amber Morning's sister


Jack O Lantern was next.

Jack O Lantern: (to Green Arrow) Nico, Sasuke, and the others did good rescuing Amber Morning's sister. Where was she?

Green Arrow: In Grogar's Old Lair and you should have seen what was there.

Rainbow Dash: It had more evil artifacts than what the Church of Necrom did.

Scootaloo: Yeah it was terrible! Grogar really was the True Devil of Equestria.

Whirlwind: And now we destroyed his lair and got Solar Eclipsa back and erased his evil from Equestria forever.

Blake Belladonna: Yeah no kidding.

Ghost Rider: He deserved it too.

Jack O Lantern: Wow! That was amazing! Lets do it!

JACK O LANTERN! JACK O LANTERN (Billy And Mandy)

Green Arrow fired pumpkin bombs and smashed him down. Green Arrow activated his Shift Car and fired energy arrows and smashed him down. Green Arrow activated his Ridewatch and they danced to rock music and fired waves of arrows, wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Wonder Woman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Vambre, Prohyas, Jesse Glenn and Snarler VS Kite Man - Lincoln's Rescue


Kite Man was next.

Kite Man: (to Wonder Woman) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Hackett's Quarry. How was it?

Wonder Woman: It was a nightmare! We had to destroy the curse of Hackett's Quarry and save everyone from a horrible fate with werewolves.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it was crazy!

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it sure was crazy and horrifying!

Spyro: You're not kidding there.

Vambre: (British Accent) It was most scary.

Prohyas: Yeah it sure was.

Kite Man: But at least that curse is gone for good. Lets do it!

KITE MAN! UNDERBITE!

Wonder Woman fired waves of energy and smashed him down! Wonder Woman activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Wonder Woman activated her Ridewatch and they danced to amazon music and fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down!


Martian Manhunter, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sailor Mars, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man - Meeting the 6 Elemental Lord Gene-slammers


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) I heard you guys met the 6 Elemental Lord Gene-slammers. What are their names?

Martian Manhunter: Their names are
Eliza Taylor, Grandsoil the Elemental Lord
Rebecca Harris, Moulinglacia the Elemental Lord
Laura Evans, Phosphorage the Elemental Lord
Chloe Bailey, Pyrorex the Elemental Lord
Anna Allen, Umbramirage the Elemental Lord
And Hazel Turner, Windrose the Elemental Lord

Mole Man: Wow! They each represent the 6 elements.

Applejack: They sure do and they are really amazing guardians.

Apple Bloom: And their story is really amazing.

FLASHBACK

Eliza Taylor: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Rebecca Harris: Yeah, you could land a plane on that much wider and more muscular back of his, and crush a watermelon with those extremely muscular thighs.

Laura Evans: And I don't think a tape measure can measure out just how massive those biceps really are, along with that amazing chiseled chest of his.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Hazel Turner: That's incredible!

Nico: It sure is. So, Eliza, Rebecca, Laura, Chloe, Anna, Hazel, what's the story on how you all took on the worst of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan's wrath, and how you, The Elemental Angels, and Lincoln defeated Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in a huge fight, which resulted in those five getting a really bad and horrible punishment.

Eliza Taylor: You're not going to like this one bit, Nico. We were with Lincoln and the Elemental Angels and we were teaching Lincoln how to use elemental spells along with teaching him more on how to use his elemental powers, and we were also working out in the gym we made. But, then, we heard the sound of bellowing screeches in the air, and we knew who it was that made those screeches of rage and that bellowing roar of rage: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were causing a ton of havoc by leaving destruction in their wake. Bridget said that she knew they'd snap again and cross another line, now they've us no choice.

Rebecca Harris: And we knew from the previous near-death experiences Lincoln went through due to those heartless bitches, we had to stop them. So, all of us went out there and we saw Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, but they had red eyes full of hate and insanity, and they had knives in their hands.

Laura Evans: They gave into their Dark Sides' desire for blood and destruction, and we knew they all needed to be stopped.

Chloe Bailey: So, we divided into groups, and we each went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and we fired elemental blasts and Lincoln fired energy and elemental blasts at them.

Anna Allen: It was really an explosive fight, but Lori broke free and she, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan attacked us and knocked us into trashcans and she slashed Lincoln on the chest with her knife and the same happened with Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they were cackling like the evil heartless bitches that they are, and we wanted to rip those bitches to shreds, but Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan stabbed us in the stomach.

Hazel Turner: But, Lincoln had a confident smirk on his face, and we saw his blood going back into his body and his slash marks on his chest healed, but it also ruined his orange tank top, which he ripped off, showing off his massive and extremely muscular body, and he got into a battle stance, and when that happened, we knew those bitches were in trouble. Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and he charged at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan faster than a bolt of lightning, and disarmed them of their knives and he picked Lori up by her shirt collar and tossed her right at Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they all went crashing into trash cans. Then, Lincoln fired energy orbs at them, and he'd imprisoned them inside, and when J.D. showed up, he and Lincoln healed us. We then went back to The Loud House, and when Luna saw what happened, she went ballistic and tried to attack Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, but Lincoln held her back. We then told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what happened, and they grounded Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for fifteen weeks, and they were also ordered to clean up the mess they made, and we were all there to keep an eye on them.

We cheered wildly.

Nico: Wow, you girls really put up a nasty fight against Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Me: They sure did, and I saw the fight for myself, it was messy, but Lincoln really stood his ground and put them in their place.

Lincoln: And I did eventually forgive them, but I gave them a stern warning: next time, if they so much as try to kill me and any of my friends, family, and Guardian Angels again, I won't show them any mercy at all, and they better remember that.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Mole Man: Wow! That is amazing that they did all that.

Flashwing: Yeah Lincoln is so lucky to have girls like that.

Sailor Mars: He sure is.

Mole Man: Indubitably. Lets do it!

MOLE MAN! ARMORED ARMADILLO!

Martian Manhunter fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Martian Manhunter activated his Shift Car and fired more energy blasts and smashed him down. Martian Manhunter activated his ridewatch and they fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and energy as Country Western Music played and they smashed him down.


Flash, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Sailor Moon, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider - Meeting Australia's Digidestined


Golden Glider was next.

Golden Glider: (to Flash) So, you guys met Australia's Digidestined next. What are their names?

Flash: It's Derek and his partner Crabmon. We met them and helped bust some jewel thieves that were robbing a museum.

Fluttershy: They are amazing and Nico, Joe and Cody helped him take down an Ebidramon, Shellmon and Gesomon in Australia.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah it was really cool.

Stealth Elf: It sure was. And now Australia's Digidestined are part of the team too.

Sailor Moon: They sure are.

Golden Glider: That's so cool that you guys are meeting more of the international Digidestined. Lets do it!

GOLDEN GLIDER! GHOST OF GENERAL JUAN CARLOS!

Flash fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Flash activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Flash activated his ridewatch and they danced to racing music and fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed her down.


Black Widow, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sailor Valmorg, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - Derek and his Crabmon are awesome


Shade was next.

Shade: (to Black Widow) Derek and his Crabmon are awesome. Does Mr. Krabs like the Crabmon?

Black Widow: Yes he does and it's amazing that Derek and Crabmon do so much together too.

Starlight Glimmer: We all thought it was so awesome how Nico, Joe and Cody helped him out when Digimon were running around in Australia.

Cozy Glow: One of these days we should do a simulator adventure where we help out all of the Digidestined from all over the world.

Hex: That's not a bad idea. It'll give us an insight into what all that was like when all that happened. Too bad there weren't any Digidestined down in Antarctica. That would have been cool to meet some there in McMurdo or Lake Vostok.

Sailor Valmorg: That would have been really cool. Then we would have covered all 7 continents.

Shade: That would have been cool. Lets do it!

SHADE! EVIL SHADOW MAN!

Black Widow fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Black Widow activated her Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Black Widow activated her Ridewatch and they danced to Russian Music and fired waves of bones, magic, lightning, stars and darkness and smashed him down.


Superman, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sailor Earth, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain - Ella is really awesome.


Pinky and The Brain were next.

Brain: (to Superman) Ella is really awesome. Unfortunately, her curse can probably lead to fatal situations.

Superman: It sure is dangerous and I agree there. That curse can lead to disastrous consequences.

Princess Celestia: I agree there too.

King Solar: No kidding. We'll have to use our powers to neutralize that bad part of the obedience curse till we decide what to do.

Amber Morning: I agree there daddy.

Brain: Indeed. And Princess Celestia we heard what happened. We're glad Solar Eclipsa is safe after all these years.

Princess Celestia: Thank you so much.

Spotlight: We're so happy she is safe.

Sailor Earth: We all are.

Pinky: I thought she was a statue.

BLANG!

Brain hit him on the head with a tire iron.

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Pinky: (LAUGHS CRAZILY) NARF!

Brain: Shut up stupid. Lets do it!

PINKY AND THE BRAIN! PHANTOM PUPPETEER!

Superman fired waves of energy and smashed them down. Superman used his Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed them down. Superman then used his ridewatch and they danced to the Pinky and The Brain theme song and fired waves of cheese and light and smashed them both down.


Green Lantern, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Sailor Venus, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar) - Too bad Ella has that obedience curse on her


Jet was next.

Jet: (to Green Lantern) Too bad Ella has that obedience curse on her. Unlike us, if bad guys tell her to do something, she'll have to obey them.

Green Lantern: We'll have to figure something out to stop that.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah no telling what could go down if a criminal told her what to do.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that would not be good if that were to happen.

Sunburn: Yeah no kidding.

Sailor Venus: But we got to think of something.

Jet: It was magic that brought that curse to her so maybe magic can reverse it. Lets do it!

JET! PSYCHO RANGERS!

Green Lantern fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Green Lantern used his Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Green Lantern then activated his Ridewatch and they danced to video game music and fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.


Batman, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sailor Jupiter, Alice Gehabach and Spectra Phantom VS Black Adam - Sir Edgar will pay for his crimes but we'll have some fun on the jerks first


Black Adam was next.

Black Adam: (to Batman) Sir Edgar will pay for his crimes. But we'll have some fun on the jerks first.

Batman: You are not kidding there. The Jerks always getting their comeuppance is fun.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh it sure is! And I love it when we thrash them.

Featherweight: Me too.

Sprocket: Yeah it's always fun and awesome.

Sailor Jupiter: It's always fun beating them up too.

Black Adam: You got that right. Lets do it!

BLACK ADAM! LIGHTNING MAN!

Batman fired waves of black lightning and smashed him down. Batman used his Shift Car and fired black lightning and electrocuted him all over. Batman then activated his ridewatch and they danced to party music and fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Hawkgirl, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Sailor Uranus, Lena Isis and Zenet Surrow VS Magneto - Having fun with humiliating the jerks is always fun especially after humiliation Marv and Harry on Mars.


Magneto was next.

Magneto: (to Hawkgirl) Having fun with humiliating the jerks is always enjoyable. Especially after humiliating Marv and Harry on Mars.

Hawkgirl: You got that right and it's always fun to smash their skulls in all over the place.

Princess Luna: Yeah it sure is fun.

Moondust: You got that right mom. It's so awesome too.

Snowdrop: Yeah it is!

Gari: Especially with pouring out gold and jewels and all that and giving it to the people that need it.

Blackout: Yeah that is true.

Sailor Uranus: You got that right too.

Magneto: That is awesome and cool and funny too. Lets do it!

MAGNETO! EVIL MAGNET MAN!

Hawkgirl fired waves of magnetic energy and smashed Magneto with metal beams all over. Hawkgirl activated her shift car and fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over. Hawkgirl activated her ridewatch and they danced to gothic music and fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Sara, Princess of the Indian Ocean VS King Jellyfish.


King Jellyfish was next.

King Jellyfish: Jerks!

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit the jerks and electrocuted them with billions of volts of electricity! They were burned badly and then piles and piles and piles of gold and jewels erupted out of them all over.

Sara: Nice one!

She fired waves of water and smashed him down.


Pepperdance of Nuclear Hot Cajun Spice VS Cajun Fox of New Orleans Cajun Food


Cajun Fox was next.

Cajun Fox: (Cajun Accent) It's great to be back in the fray. How about this for some fun?

He fired waves of spicy cajun soup and it went into Flip's mouth and then…

ALARM BELLS SOUND AND FIRE EXPLODES OUT OF HIS MOUTH AS HE SCREAMS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!

He had fire and gold bars explode out of his mouth and he was crying and screaming like a baby!

We laughed hysterically at that!

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! Nice shot there!

Cajun Fox: Thank ya.

Pepperdance fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Luna Lovegood VS Allomere


Allomere was next.

Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) I'm truly honored to get an owl as my archenemy.

Allomere: I am honored to be your archenemy Luna.

Luna fired waves of magic and smashed him down.


Blossomforth VS Evil Wing Man


Evil Wing Man was next.

Evil Wing Man: I love a good flight.

Blossomforth: Boy me too. This is gonna be so fun.

Blossomforth and Evil Wing Man flew into the air and she fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Jet Vac VS Live Action Thrust


Live Action Thrust was next.

Jet Vac: (British Accent) Capital! I get an awesome Live Action Transformer as my archenemy.

Live Action Thrust: I won't disappoint you Jet Vac.

He fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Tatami Nakagame VS Cloak & Dagger


Cloak & Dagger were next.

Tatami Nakagame: It's an honor to have Morgana's former right hand mantas as my archenemies.

Cloak: We won't disappoint you.

Dagger: We never liked working with Morgana. She was a total nutcase.

Cloak: Yeah.

Tatami Nakagame fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentice Magicians VS The Crud.


The Crud was next.

Crud: It's awesome that I get the six Magician Girls as my archenemies.

Dark Magician Girl: Well it will be an honor to face you.

Apple Magician Girl: We're really looking forward to this one.

Lemon Magician Girl: Same here. It's going to be sweet.

Chocolate Magician Girl: Yeah it sure is!

Kiwi Magician Girl: Yeah!

Crud: Indeed.

They fired waves of magic and smashed him down.


Tree Rex VS Dogranio Yaboon


Dogranio Yaboon was next.

Dogranio Yaboon: It's good to fight you again.

Tree Rex: Yeah it sure is.

Tree Rex fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Aria Blaze VS Mz. Ruby


Mz. Ruby was next.

Mz. Ruby: I'm so looking forward to this.

Aria Blaze: Me too. I can't remember the last time we fought. Lets spice this up.

She sang and her spell was unleashed and the jerks were yelling and fighting and then they bursted into a NASTY AND BRUTAL FIGHT CLOUD! THEY WERE BEATING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! We all got a massively powerful and intense surge of power from their negative energy.

Piles and piles and piles of jewels erupted out of them as they were fighting and it was brutal! Aria got stronger and then fired a massive blast of energy and smashed down Mz. Ruby.

Me: WHOA! That was intense!

Nico: Brutal! But awesome!

Eli: Yeah it is.


Simone Houou VS The Gourd.


The Gourd was next and he was laughing maniacally.

Simone Houou: You need a therapist bad.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Dave Commander


Dave Commander was next.

Nico: This will be fun.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Greatswords of Alchemy, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the alchemical symbols of The Alchemy Beasts etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged colored blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by white angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a really massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!

They transformed!

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotaro: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kyurangers too!

Lucky: Time to test your luck!

Nico: And this freaks luck is about to run out!

GALAXY!

All: STAR BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Dave Commander and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Dave Commander you have failed this universe!

Kyurangers: We will take back the galaxy!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and cheered wildly.

Shade: Another day of humiliations done.

Brain: You said it!

Me: But this was so awesome and funny.

Jet: And with Marv and Harry as well.

Me: Yeah that is for sure.

Ella: I just hope you guys are ready for Edgar.

Black Adam: Oh, we will be.

Magneto: Count on it.

Me: That's right Ella. We will all be there to kill him.

Camie: We sure will.

Nico: Yep. And great job today everyone. Lets head home and get Ella settled in.

We agreed.

Ella: (To the viewers) It's good to be free of the curse and it's good to be part of the team.

Me: It's awesome having you with us too.

Nico: Yeah. But great job today everyone. We gave a lot of people great laughs.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This makes 2 funny chapters done in a row.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Keiko Yukimura, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Lazerbeak (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading to a volcano mountain range in the world of Magic The Gathering and we're going to battle Another Ultimate Swampfire there as well as meet a gene-slammer for Alchemy Beast - Ekenas The Mercury. Her name is Elaine Wittgenstein. Elaine is the smartest girl out of all the Alchemy Beast Gene-slammers. With a superpowered IQ of over 10,000 she also has the power to use the full 100% of her brain power and she knows everything. She is psychic and has incredible water powers and has amazing smarts and helped Nico in school. She graduated all her school classes at 4 and is very helpful in everything. She even is the Nobel Prize winner in physics and in science for discovering the answer to the 12th Dimensional String Equation and even figuring out the mass of all the stars put together in the entire universe. The match-up scene is for Rebecca Maddison, Gene-Slammer of The Monkey Earthbound Immortal Cusillu, and she and Lincoln are going to take down and recruit Airzel into The Masters of Evil. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to New York, and they're going to destroy Hun and The Purple Dragons, who've come back from the dead and they still want revenge on us for killing them and destroying Shredder. This time, they're getting The Black Gates for good, and those thugs are never ever coming back. And they're going to meet a Fabled Leviathan Gene-Slammer named Maria Garcia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Guanajuato, Mexico, and his classmate in Art. She's a goth girl with the powers of darkness and the ability to summon imps, and she knows a lot of spooky Spanish legends and legendary monsters of Spanish legend. It was Maria who taught Lincoln how to summon the creatures of the night and she also knows how to cook some of her favorite dishes from Mexico, and she's knowledgeable about everything from Mexico. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates Lori with a blazing passion. Get ready for an awesome adventure as we go to the kingdom of Frell and we're going to help Ella kill Sir Edgar and give that monster the Black Gates for everything he did and banish Ella's evil stepmother and sisters to the planet we sent Lady Tremaine and Drisella.

See you all tomorrow.