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At the mall for an awesome and great shopping excursion was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Linka (Captain Planet), The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Wolfang (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there to have an awesome shopping trip.

Me: Ahh nothing like a little trip to the mall to have some fun.

Nico: Boy you said it.

Wolfang: I think it's so fun coming here every time.

Fu: It sure is.

Qin: Yeah it's so awesome.

Linka (Captain Planet): (Russian Accent) It sure is so fun to come here.

Lincoln: Yeah it always is.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Linka.

Linka (Captain Planet): Not a problem Nico. It's always fun to do this.

Girl Jordan: It sure is.

Nico: Linka, are you glad you have Boris back?

Linka (Captain Planet): I am Nico. And I'm glad to have Skumm destroyed.

Me: I think ALL of the world is glad that all of your enemies are gone for good.

Nico: Yeah no kidding there.

Camie: It's amazing you guys did all that back then.

Me: That wass one of the most charitable weeks we've ever done.

Lincoln: Yeah it was so much fun.

Qin: That was such an awesome week from what we heard.

Varie: It sure was.

Nico: And we cleaned up the entire planet.

Me: If you guys want when we get to the food court I can tell you.

Camie: Sure.

We went to the food court and got some pizza and then I got to telling them what went down during the events of chapters Chapter 683 to 690.

(CHAPTER 683)

It starts at Gotham Royal York Elementary School. We were in Mrs. Johnson's class and she had a special announcement.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class. I have a special project and contest for you all. This week is gonna be very special for all of us. Next Monday is Earth Day!

Everyone was excited for that. Even me. But Rusty was stumped.

Rusty: What's Earth Day?

Me: Rusty, it's on April 22nd and it's the day we give thanks and appreciation to the planet we live on: Planet Earth.

Mrs. Johnson: That's right J.D. And Earth is also the embodiment of Planet Earth so she is very special for us.

Earth: Thanks Mrs. Johnson.

Lincoln: This is gonna be so awesome!

Me: It sure is buddy. Earth Day is one of my favorite holidays. It may not be a major holiday but it is a special one. The reason we do this holiday is because we recycle all the stuff that is non-biodegradable, and reusable. Here let me show you.

I pull out a holographic globe of the Earth and turn out the lights. A holographic globe of the Earth appeared.

Me: The Planet Earth, our home planet. 4.6 Billion years of majestic history. Earth has been our home planet for 200,000 years ever since the Great Ice Age. But as humans progressed over the centuries, we've been damaging our home and our planet by poisoning it with garbage, pollution and all kinds of dangerous things. The one that we have to watch the most is the Ozone Layer.

Zach: What is the Ozone Layer?

Me: It's the shield that protects our planet from the Sun's Ultraviolet Radiation. The Sun is a ball of Hydrogen and Helium gas that is extremely radioactive. Without the Ozone Layer, all life as we know it would cease to exist.

Laney: That's right. That's why the Ozone Protects us from the Sun. The Sun would destroy us if we didn't have it.

Me: That's right Laney. We're damaging the Ozone Layer as much as the Earth and the Oceans. We're damaging the Ozone with chemical gases called Chlorofluorocarbons or CFC's. These are dangerous and poisonous chemical gases that dissolve at the Ozone Layer very slowly.

Stella: Where do they come from?

Me: They can be found in many things. They come from Styrofoam Containers and cups, Hairspray and Aerosol cans, Car exhaust and even refrigerators.

Clyde: I didn't know that they come from Refrigerators.

Lincoln: Me neither.

Me: I was surprised myself. Another source that's destroying our atmosphere is air pollution. This is all bad air that comes from major industrial facilities like coal, gas, oil, and even nuclear energy.

Girl Jordan: Where do we get all that energy from?

Me: Well we get all those from the decaying remains of the things that died out over time. We get all the things we need from things we call Fossil Fuels. These make coal, gas and oil. These are very poisonous and they pump a lot of a dangerous gas into our atmosphere called Carbon Dioxide.

Lincoln: I know that type of gas.

Laney: Yeah that stuff is poisonous.

Me: It is. Carbon Dioxide is a poisonous gas that comes from many sources. It comes from industrial facilities, cars, and even the air we breathe out. Also, Carbon Dioxide comes from another source: Volcanoes. When a volcano erupts it shoots massive amounts of ash, rock, dust and poisonous gas into the air. Carbon Dioxide is part of its chemical composition.

Lincoln: That's right. We learned that on our global trip and when we rescued all those people in Dante's Peak.

Me: We sure did buddy. But another danger is also affecting our forests: Clear Cutting.

Zach: What's clear cutting?

Me: That's where they cut down all the trees in a forest and destroy it completely.

Everyone gasped.

Me: It's a dangerous thing and when you destroy all the trees, you deprive Earth and all life on the planet the one thing we need to live: Oxygen to breathe. Without plants, they can't make the oxygen we need to breathe.

Girl Jordan: That's horrible!

Laney: Take it from me Girl Jordan. Me and Crysta stopped a major clear cutting operation in Australia and saved a whole forest from total destruction.

Lincoln: I remember that Laney. You 2 did a great job.

Me: They sure did. Also here's an interesting fact. All the paper we make and all the dollar bills we have is made from trees. We use paper to make newspapers, comic books, books we read, and even the money we use on a daily basis and all that paper is made from trees.

Lincoln: I didn't know that.

Clyde: That is a surprise.

Stella: It sure is.

Me: Yep. But as we're turning trees into paper, we're also destroying the homes of many animals across the planet.

Laney: That's awful.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Me: Yep. And here's another fact. We're also destroying the oceans.

Girl Jordan: How are we doing that?

Me: We're destroying our oceans and our sea life by throwing trash and garbage into the ocean. We throw glass bottles, plastic soda can ties and even aluminum, plastic and fishing nets.

Lincoln: That's awful!

Clyde: It sure is. Throwing trash and junk into the ocean is one of the most dangerous things anyone can do.

Me: You got that right Clyde. Also we're contaminating our land and our seas with another deadly pollutant: Toxic Waste!

Laney: That stuff is gross!

Me: It is. Toxic Waste is the leftover waste that comes from industrial facilities and factories. It's really nasty stuff and every year we produce over 400 million tons of hazardous waste. This stuff destroys everything it touches.

Girl Jordan: That's awful!

Lincoln: I saw what that stuff can do. It's horrible stuff.

Me: Yep. So not only are we endangering the land, the air and the ocean with all kinds of dangerous and poisonous materials, but we're also endangering the animals all over the world. Like Elephants, Whales, Polar Bears and any kind of animal we can think of. It's not a pretty sight.

Laney: That is absolutely awful.

Lincoln: I can't believe that all this is happening to our planet.

Me: Yeah. We have to do something to stop it. Or else our planet and the human race won't be around for much longer. So what do you say everyone? Shall we band together and save our planet and make it a better place and a more beautiful home than ever!?

Everyone: YEAH!

I turned the lights back on.

Mrs. Johnson: Great presentation J.D. That was a truly inspirational demonstration.

Me: Thanks Mrs. Johnson.

Mrs. Johnson: You're welcome J.D.

I went back to my seat.

Mrs. Johnson: Now this is the project. From today until April 22nd, you all have to find and bring in all the recyclable materials you can find.

Me: Oh yeah!

Clyde: What kind of materials are there?

Me: We have to find all the materials that can be recycled. Have you all heard of the Recycling Triangle?

Everyone but Laney: No.

Me: The recycling triangle is the symbol that shows the cycle of Recycling. It's the Three R's of Recycling: Recycle, Reuse and Renew.

Mrs. Johnson: That's right J.D. For this contest, you have to find as many recyclable materials as possible. Glass, Plastic, Newspaper, Aluminum, Copper, all that. You all will be divided into teams for this project.

Me: This is gonna be interesting.

Mrs. Johnson: It sure is. And the winner that brings in the most recyclable materials will get this...

The camera turned and it showed an awesome globe trophy that was in the shape of the planet Earth and it had a halo above it and the symbol of recycling was on the planet Earth.

Mrs. Johnson: The Earth Day Greatest Recycler trophy!

Me: Wow! What a trophy.

Laney: That is an amazing trophy.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Mrs. Johnson: It sure is a nice trophy. Now here are the teams.

Mrs. Johnson went over the teams.

Mrs. Johnson: For team 12 we have J.D. Knudson, Lincoln and Laney Loud and Clyde McBride. J.D. you are team captain.

Me: Affirmative Mrs. Johnson. Everyone, may the best recycler win.

Everyone agreed.


After the school day was done we got started.

Me: Okay, lets get started.

Clyde: So where are we gonna go to find some materials for recycling?

Me: What better place to start than the place we throw out our garbage: The Dump.

Lincoln: That's a great place to start.

Laney: Lets do it.

We went to the Gotham Royal York Dump and we got to work. We had numerous bags with us labeled with all the things we need to get. We had work gloves on and we were filling our bags to the brim with all kinds of recyclable materials. When we were done with the dump, we got the garbage level down to 25% and we had lots of bags full of glass, plastic, aluminum, copper and newspapers. Not only that but Laney replaced all the buildings all over Gotham Royal York with massive plants and trees that looked like all the buildings themselves. And she also built awesome houses and more. We also built Wind Farms, Solar Energy farms, and Water mill generators. Our estate was left the same. Gotham Royal York was now a true jungle.

We went back home and we tallied up our recycling.

Me: We're off to a great start guys.

Laney: We sure are.

Lincoln: Yep.

Lori: I think this is literally a fantastic project guys.

Me: Thanks Lori. And I'm glad we're all doing our part.

Lana: I am too J.D. This is so awesome that we're working to help our planet.

Me: It sure is.

Optimus Primal: I must admit this is a very interesting way to help out the planet.

Me: We have a lot of technologies to try and save our planet.

Terrorsaur: Wasn't there a group of kids that protect the Earth from Environmental threats?

Me: Yes there is Terrorsaur. They are called the Planeteers. They are 5 kids from 5 parts of the world. Lady Gaia the spirit of the Earth gave them five powerful and magical rings to them. They are as follows:

Kwame of Africa - He has the power of Earth.
Wheeler of North America - He has the power of Fire
Linka of Eastern Europe - She has the power of Wind
Gi of Asia - She has the power of Water
And lastly Ma-Ti from South America - He has the power of Heart.

They are the Planeteers and their major mission is to defend the planet from the evil eco villains that want to destroy the very planet we live on.

Laney: That's a huge job.

Lincoln: They have a job as big as ours.

Me: You got that right.

Poison Ivy: You know, this is exactly why I began my former life of crime in the first place.

Me: That is a huge sense of irony huh? But this job for the Planeteers is as big as ours.

?: That's right J.D. Knudson.

An astral image appeared and it was a woman with dark purple hair and purple eyes.

Me: (Gasp) (Kneels down) Lady Gaia, Spirit of Earth. It's truly an honor.

Gaia: Same to you J.D. We heard so much about all your achievements. We would like to have you come to the island. We have to talk.

Me: We would be honored.

Gaia vanished and we went to the Island of The Planeteers.


We arrived at the island of the Planeteers. It was located in the Caribbean.

Me: Wow! So this is the island of the Planeteers.

Luna: It sure is beautiful dudes.

Laney: It sure is.

We saw the Planeteers headquarters.

Me: Nice headquarters.

We walked up to the door and Wheeler answered it.

Wheeler: J.D. Knudson. It it such an honor to meet you! Come on in! Sorry if our headquarters doesn't look like much, though.

Me: It's an honor to meet you too Wheeler. Your headquarters is just as nice as ours. You're all doing a great job protecting the planet like we are.

Wheeler: We sure are.

Gaia: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome.

Me: Lady Gaia, thank you for inviting us over.

Gaia: You are welcome.

We were talking to the Planeteers about our adventures.

Gi: So Springfield, Oregon was a town built on darkness and corruption?

Me: It sure was Gi. We destroyed it because it has caused so much corruption and pain and suffering over the years. Springfield was completely doomed from the start.

Linka (C.P.): (Russian Accent) It's good you all destroyed that town.

Me: Thanks Linka. And you have our sympathies for what happened to your cousin. What Verminous Skumm did was completely unforgivable.

Linka (C.P.): Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome Linka.

Wheeler: I will kill that rat for doing this to her!

Francis: I'm actually surprised that you're actually eager to kill your enemies.

Wheeler (darkly): Let's just say that the last straw was Skumm getting Linka's cousin killed. And the fact that we could go to jail for murder.

Me: It's not murder if we kill only those that deserve it. And all your enemies fall into that category. And you have the strength and support of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Your enemies have now become ours as well.

Gi: Thank you so much J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

TV Reporter: We interrupt this broadcast with an emergency news report! Duke Nukem is causing havoc in Chernobyl. Along with what appears to be a more monstrous version of Tantrum aka Thomas Kim!

We gasped!

Me: Tantrum!? I thought he was dead.

Nico: He must've been reborn as a Heartless.

Me: Must have. But who is Duke Nukem?

Kwame: He's one of our most dangerous enemies. He's a radioactive man that wants to turn the Earth into a Radioactive Wasteland.

He is a dangerous mutant that can shoot radioactive blasts from his hands. He is also a walking disaster area and so his henchman, Leadsuit, like his name implies, has to wear a lead suit to be near him. His primary goal is to cover the entire planet in radiation and turn everyone into mutants like himself.

He is also physically strong as he is the only Eco-Villain aside from Captain Pollution to actually defeat Captain Planet.

The ecological disaster he represents is the misuse of nuclear power. In the two-part Captain Planet episode, Mission to Save Earth, Duke is among the five Eco Villains who create Captain Pollution. They did this by creating and using five Anti-Elemental Rings consisting of Deforestation, Toxins, Smog, Super Radiation, and Hate. Duke's element was Super Radiation. Unfortunately for the Eco Villains, Captain Pollution was destroyed and the Anti-Elemental rings along with him, leading Duke and the other villains to flee.

Me: This guy is a walking nuclear reactor! And Blight sure gave us a run for our money.

Gi: Is it Dr. Blight?

Me: No. This was someone else. His real name was Derek Powers and he was poisoned by a deadly nerve gas of his own creation. The only way to treat him was with high levels of Gamma Radiation. But it had an unexpected side effect and it made him turn into Blight - A Walking Radioactive Hazard. This is what he looked like.

I showed them what Blight looked like and they gasped.

Me: Yeah. He emitted as much radiation as Chernobyl. But we got to stop Duke Nukem and Tantrum.

Gaia: You'll need this then.

Gaia fired a purple beam of energy into the sky and a gold ring appeared and it had a gem that was purple and it had a lightning bolt in the gem.

Me: Wow. What's this ring for?

Gaia: It's the Ring of Lightning. I'm sure you know what to do.

Me: I do Lady Gaia. Thank you. Lets fly!

I put the ring on my finger and we were off to Chernobyl, Ukraine.


In Chernobyl, Duke Nukem and the Heartless Tantrum were wreaking havoc and destroying everything. Then blasts of fire and earth flew at him and hit Duke Nukem with incredible power and sent him crashing into a building. Edzilla punched the Heartless Tantrum in the stomach and slammed him into a wall. The Tantrum Heartless was now called Thunderous Tantrum and he looked like a purple version of Thing.

Thunderous Tantrum (sees Edzilla): Tantrum remember...

He suddenly got flashbacks of fighting Edzilla during the fights at Dakota City and during the fight with the Fright Knight.

Thunderous Tantrum (enraged): TANTRUM REMEMBER YOU!

Edzilla (he and Thunderous Tantrum punch each other): ED SMASH PURPLE THING!

Duke Nukem: I'm actually glad you Planeteers aren't holding back on me anymore. Because it's just made you reckless and more vulnerable to attack! (punches Wheeler)

Wheeler had a bleeding cut on her forehead and I fired a powerful energy blast and it hit Duke Nukem and exploded. It blew his whole right arm off and he screamed in excruciating pain.

Terrorsaur: Lets get them guys! Terrorsaur TERRORIZE!

Terrorsaur transformed.

Danny: I'm going ghost!

Danny turned into Danny Phantom!

Static helped Wheeler up.

Static: Are you all right Wheeler?

Wheeler: Yeah.

Static: Tantrum is a tough guy Wheeler. He's a mindless beast that is all brawn and no brains.

Wheeler (to Static): Static, how did you defeat Tantrum the first time?

Static: I just let him tire himself out! But that probably won't work this time!

Me: No it won't. It's time for some teamwork. Power up guys!

We transformed and powered up.

Maria: Lets get them! Ready Arixam?

Arixam: You know I am always ready sis.

Maria: AQUAMARIA!

Arixam appeared in a blinding flash of aqua blue light.

Nico: Duke Nukem, you have failed this city!

Me: More like he has failed the whole world! You will pay for everything you've done! Now you will be the first Eco Villain we killed and send off to Hell!

Duke Nukem: Come and get me!

Me: With pleasure!

I went at Duke Nukem and punched him in the face with devastating force and the ground underneath him exploded and blew him into the air.

Killer Frost fired a powerful blast of snow and icicles at the Thunderous Tantrum and they froze and skewered him and Killer Frost punched him in the face.

Poison Ivy lashed him in the back with a whip of ivy and he was itching bad.

Lana fired a blast of ice and froze off his arms and legs.

Me: Time for some heavy hardware. GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

Metroplex's powerful giant battle axe appeared and the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into the top of it and turned it into a powerful battle axe.

Edzilla knocked down the Thunderous Tantrum.

Hulk: Hulk help Edzilla with puny ripoff! (grabs Thunderous Tantrum by the throat)

Me: Pass me the ball Hulk!

I went at the Tantrum Heartless and Hulk threw him at me. I swung the axe and it slammed into the Tantrum Heartless with devastating force and blew him apart into a gory mess of icy blood and guts.

Laney: That was awesome!

Lola: That was the most awesome attack ever!

Me: Thanks guys. Metroplex's Axe really comes in handy. Now for Duke Nukem.

We went at Duke Nukem and I slammed the axe into him and blew his legs to pieces.

Me: Lightning!

I fired a powerful blast of lightning from my ring and it hit Duke Nukem and exploded.

Me: Oh that was awesome!

Arixam: It sure was. Sis can I use the powers of the Transformers and the Cyber Keys?

Maria: You sure can sis. We all can use them.

Arixam: Sweet! Lets see here. EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her device and a rocket launcher formed and it opened and out came a powerful missile launcher.

Arixam: Oh this is so awesome!

Nico: That's Thunderblast's rocket launcher.

Arixam: Awesome!

Terrorsaur: Very impressive. Lets use a combo on him.

Arixam: You got it Terrorsaur.

Terrorsaur fired a powerful energy blast from his shoulder cannons and his blaster and Arixam fired a powerful laser missile from her rocket launcher.

Arixam and Terrorsaur: LASER ENERGYSTORM CYCLONE!

Arixam and Terrorsaur's blasts bombarded Duke Nukem and exploded with incredible power.

Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned Duke Nukem. Taranee fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him and melted part of his chest.

Bloom: DRAGON FIRE!

Bloom fired a massive blast of fire and it turned into a dragon of pure fire and it hit Duke and exploded.

KRABOOM!

Lea fired massive fireballs at Duke Nukem and burned him.

Swerve (Cybertron): Now it's time for our combo!

Danny Phantom: Lets get him Swerve.

Swerve (Cybertron): CYBER KEY POWER!

The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into the back of the roof of him turned into a blaster. He fired and Danny fired a blast of echo-energy.

Swerve and Danny Phantom: ENERGY GHOSTLASER STORM!

The blasts combined and turned into a barrage of energylasers and ghost bombs and they hit Duke Nukem and exploded.

Me: Awesome! Now it's Final Smash Time.

Francis: Wheeler would you like to have a shot at him?

Wheeler: It would be an honor Francis. Lets do it together.

Francis: Lets get him.

Francis and Wheeler: INFERNO FIRESTORM FURY!

Francis and Wheeler fired a massive blast of fire and it hit Duke Nukem and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

When the smoke cleared Duke Nukem was weak and on his last legs.

Francis: My turn. FIRESTORM TORNADO SPIN

Francis fired a massive blast of fire and it turned into a massive tornado of pure fire and it spun Duke Nukem around.

Wheeler: My turn. FIREBALL BARRAGE OF PYROS!

Wheeler fired a massive barrage of fireballs at Duke and they all exploded.

Me: Now to make sure you never terrorize and destroy our planet ever again Nukem. This time you will die! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

My device on turned into a huge earth-shattering drill and the Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into the back of it and enhanced it.

Me: Awesome! It's Menasor's drill!

Nico: It's not from the Menasor of the Stunticon's.

Me: No this is totally different. Now it's time to finish this freak once and for all.

I charged and Duke Nukem was up on half of his body and I slammed the drill straight into his chest and he screamed in excruciating pain as he was being ripped apart by the power of the drill.

Me: GO TO HELL! AND STAY THERE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

The power of Menasor's drill completely shattered Duke Nukem into a million pieces. Killing him instantly. When the dust cleared, I was standing victorious and the drill was glowing red hot.

Me: That's the end of the radioactive terror Duke Nukem.

Everyone cheered.

Nico: J.D. that was so awesome!

Me: It sure was.

Menasor: (Irish Accent) You did well there lad. My drill really helped you out there.

Me: It sure did Menasor. And it was so awesome using it on him. One thing is left undone.

I went to his severed right arm and pulled off a ring it had on it and it was one of the 5 Rings of Destruction. The one Duke Nukem had was for Radiation.

Me: This ring will be a perfect trophy. Now to make sure that Nukem never returns.

Nicole: What are you gonna do with him dad?

Me: Obliterate him in the one place he never knew about. I'm gonna throw him into a black hole.

Nico: Good idea.

Lincoln: That's a great place to throw him into.

Me: Yep.

I opened a portal and it lead into the Supermassive Black Hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. I threw the pieces and dust of Duke Nukem into the portal and they went into the black hole and were completely obliterated in an instant.

Me: That's it for him.

The portal closed and Nicole sealed his spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Nico: That's it for him. The Radioactive menace known as Duke Nukem has been silenced forever.

Me: Yep.

Wheeler: That was awesome guys!

Me: Thanks Wheeler. How did you like using a Final Smash?

Wheeler: It was so awesome!

Me: I'm glad you liked it.


We were back at the island of the Planeteers and we formed an alliance with them. We proposed to work together to rid the world of the enemies of the Planeteers. Day 1 of the Earth Day Project is done. Earlier I caught a Charizard and Nico caught a Misdreavous and a Slowking.

Wheeler: (To the viewers) Picking up trash is good but recycling is much better.

(CHAPTER 684)

It starts in the forests of Gotham Royal York. We were in a dead tree patch and we were planting many trees and plants for the forests to grow. It was day 2 of our Earth Week project and we needed to plant as many trees as possible.

Gi: So this is Gotham Royal York?

Me: Yep. Home Sweet Home. We made some changes to the city to get rid of the harmful effects of pollution.

Kwame: It's a really good change.

I was digging a hole and removing a tree stump that was dead. I pulled the whole stump out and it was a huge job.

Kwame: Wow. Great job J.D.

Me: Thanks Kwame. Lifting a tree stump out of the ground is an easy job for me.

I lift up a baby tree and put it in the hole and covered it with dirt.

Me: Now it needs some water.

Gi: I got that. WATER!

Gi fired a blue blast from her ring and it hit a nearby lake and sent some water over and soaked the tree.

Me: That was awesome Gi!

Gi: Thanks J.D.

Cornelia was growing flowers and trees with her powers of Earth.

Linka (Captain Planet): (Russia Accent) Your powers are amazing, Cornelia!

Cornelia: Thanks, Linka. There's a reason I'm called the Guardian of Earth.

Laney and Lana were carrying a couple of little trees.

Laney: It's a huge responsibility and she and her friends were chosen as the Guardians of Candrakar for a reason.

Lana: Yeah. The worlds of Candrakar were in the grip of darkness by the rule of an evil tyrant named Phobos.

Lincoln: Yeah he was pure evil.

Linka (CP): That's awful.

Me: It was.

Nico: Hey guys. I just caught a Wobbuffet and a Weepinbell.

Me: Sweet job man!

Lana: How long does it usually take for trees to grow back?

Me: Well it takes hundreds of years. Sometimes it takes decades. Oftentimes it takes hundreds of years.

Lana: That's a long time to wait.

Wheeler: It is.

Laney: Yeah but we'll be here by the time they grow into full fledge trees. Our immortality will see to it.

Me: Yep.

Kwame (to Maria): Maria, I have a question.

Maria: Shoot.

Kwame: I know that Tantrum was cured by J.D. and the others on the day that you reunited with Carol. So how was he killed during the Fright Knight incident?

Maria: Because Fright Knight made a clone of Tantrum during the latter incident. (laughs) Too bad said clone got killed by Edzilla!

Me: And we had Edzilla practice what he was capable of in a Simulator exercise against him before that. We have to be prepared for anything and know your enemies.

Optimus Prime: Alright, let's all each vote on 1 of the remaining eco villains. Whoever gets the most vote is the one we go after next.

Me: Good idea Optimus.

We casted our votes and we decided to go after Looten Plunder next. And just as I was about to ask who he was Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: Lady Gaia. What's going on?

Gaia: Looten Plunder is cutting down all the forests in Saskatchewan, Canada.

Me: That's coincidental. We were just talking about him. So Clear Cutting is his forte.

Gaia: Yes. You have to stop him from destroying the forest.

Me: Yes Lady Gaia. We're on our way.

Gaia vanished.

Me: Before we head out we need to know more about him. You all know Looten Plunder, right Kwame?

Kwame: Yes we do. He specializes in clear cutting like you said.

He is a businessman who only cares about money and will do anything to obtain more, even cause a lot of harm to the planet and let other people suffer. He is even willing to sell out the other Eco-Villains if he could benefit from it. He has also done poaching in order to obtain more wealth. His primary source of income may be the lumber industry as his pollution ring was the power of deforestation, though as stated before he will do anything to obtain more money.

Whenever the Eco-Villains team up, he would usually become the leader of the group due to his vast wealth, except for when Zarm grouped them together.

Looten Plunder is also the only Eco-Villain to ever truly defeat the Planeteers allowing himself to cut down a whole forest.

Looten Plunder symbolises unethical business actions and uncontrolled capitalism. In the two-part Captain Planet Episode, Mission to Save Earth, Looten Plunder is among the five Eco Villains who create Captain Pollution. They did this by creating and using five Anti-Elemental Rings consisting of Deforestation, Toxins, Smog, Super Radiation, and Hate. Looten Plunder's element was Deforestation. Unfortunately for the Eco Villains, Captain Pollution was destroyed and the Anti-Elemental rings along with him, leading Looten and the other villains to flee.

Me: Boy this guy is REALLY bad news.

Superman: Plunder reminds me of my deceased archenemy, Lex Luthor.

Tailgate: Why do we still have his corpse inside the prison you guys sent him to?

Blackout (2007): Maybe because it served as a trophy.

Me: You are right Blackout. Lets get him! Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!

We were off to Saskatchewan, Canada.


In Saskatchewan, Canada numerous men were cutting down a lot of trees. These men had chainsaws and axes and they were cutting down a lot of trees.

Suddenly Venom shot a web sling blast and grabbed a man.

Venom (grabs one of Plunder's henchmen by the throat): Eyes. Lungs. Pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.

Sandman: Why do you like those parts specifically?

Venom: Because they are the most tasty.

And that's when Venom bites off the unfortunate henchmen's throat.

Henchman 1: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here!

A blast of lava exploded out of the ground and it began to take form. The Heartless that appeared before us looked like a demonic minotaur that made of pure molten lava.

Bai Tza (eyes widens in horror): Dai Gui?!

Volcanic Minotaur: Hello, "sister". I think we need to have a talk about your betrayal. Don't you think?

Vince: But that's impossible. I killed you!

Dai Gui: Yes Vince. You did kill me. But I am now reborn as a Heartless and I now serve Looten Plunder. You took my heart and that is what turned me into a Heartless.

Vince: I still have your heart in a jar.

Volcanic Minotaur (grabs Bai Tza by the throat): I expected such treachery from Shendu and Valmont, not you! You had all the power in the world alongside us and you threw it all away by siding with Jackie Chan and Knudson!

Bai Tza (spits at him): Girl Jordan showed me the error of my ways, "brother"! (grins) But to be honest, I started doubting everything that Shendu told me before Jackie and his family sealed me back into the Netherworld the first time. (to us) I'll tell you about that later.

Me: Okay.

Bai Tza then turned into pure water and she went out of the Volcanic Minotaur's hand and then she turned into her Water Demon Sorcerer form.

Bai Tza: You are never welcome here "Brother!"

Bai Tza fired a massive blast of water at him and hardened him into solid rock.

Vince: I think it'll be perfect to have a much better trophy than your heart Dai Gui!

Vince chanted a powerful Chinese Magic Spell and it turned Dai Gui into a Statue like Shendu was. And he stripped him of his powers and made them his own.

Me: Wow! Way to go partner!

Vince: Thanks J.D.

Dai Gui: Let me out of here you fools!

Vince: Not this time. You are now gonna be stuck in a statue for all time.

Bai Tza returned to her human form.

Bai Tza: This is perfect for you "brother" and now you have to endure the same fate as Shendu.

Then a huge robotic thud was heard and we saw Looten Plunder in a massive robotic power suit.

Me: Wow! What a power suit!

Plunder: You like it? Now I'm going to use it to kill all of you!

Me: Where did you get a suit like this?

Plunder: From Lex Luthor's designs and we made some perks to it.

The chest of the suit opened up and revealed that it had a dark orb in the middle as a power source.

Me: You have a dark orb as the power source.

Plunder: That's right.

Superman: This power suit reminds me of the time when I fought Corben the first time.

Nico: Really? You fought Corben as he was in a suit like this Kal?

Superman: Yeah. It was my first ever fight Nico. He put up quite a fight.

Nico: I know that feeling.

Kwame: We will make you pay for all the pain and suffering you've caused and stop your clear cutting spree.

Nico: Looten Plunder, you have failed this city!

Me: More like he has failed our planet. Lets get him guys!

We transformed and powered up.

Me: You mess with our planet, you mess with us! Now you will die just like Nukem.

Plunder: You killed Duke Nukem?

Me: That's right and he got what was coming to him. He's been obliterated in the black hole at the center of our galaxy.

Varie: And you will join him.

Me: Lets get him guys!

We went at him and I punched him in the face and he punched at me and I dodged it. Laney entangled the suit in vines and Cornelia made a massive tree grow that trapped him in it. Lynn then formed her fist into a fist of pure rock and punched the suit in the chest with devastating force and it shattered the Dark Orb and we got a massive power increase. Demona flew at Plunder and slashed him in the chest and the face with her claws. Sandman formed a mace club arm and slammed it into the power suit.

Nico: Now you will face the power of the Snake!

Nico used the powers of King Hiss and shed his skin and summoned 5 more snakes and they went at Plunder and they bit him and stunned him with their poison.

Me: Time for some awesome hardware. AUTOBOT CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into my device and an awesome missile appeared on my right shoulder and it turned into an awesome laser cannon!

Me: Oh this is so cool!

Optimus Prime: It is J.D. That's Red Alert's laser cannon.

Me: This is awesome Optimus. (To Plunder) (Imitating Scarface) SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

I fired a red laser blast from the cannon and it hit Plunder and exploded.

KRABOOOOMMM!

Me: Oh wow! That was awesome!

Lucy: Indeed it was brother. Lets see what makes him tremble with fear.

Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and it hit his eyes and he was shaking in fear. Plunder saw his hands turn into his skeleton!

Clayface formed an axe of clay and slammed it into his legs and chopped the suits legs off.

Riku fired a powerful blast of dark fire from his Keyblade and burned him and Roxy called the power of the animals and fired a blast of dust and pawprints at Plunder and burned him.

I flew up to Plunder and looked at him in the face with eyes full of hatred and righteous fury.

Me: You make me sick just looking at you Plunder. You have no love for anyone other than yourself. You've caused too much pain and suffering to both humans and nature. You may be a human but you have the heart of a demon.

Earth: That's right. You don't deserve to live.

Me: Lets get him guys. Combo time!

Tailgate: You got it J.D.

Tailgate fired a magnetic blast and Martian Manhunter turned into a dragon and fired a massive blast of fire.

Tailgate and Martian Manhunter: MAGNETIC FIRESTORM INCINERATOR!

The blasts combined and they blew apart the legs of his suit and incinerated them.

Blackout (2007): Our turn. Lets get them Mariah!

Ace: You got it!

Ace formed into a massive eagle and Blackout fired an Energon Wave Cannon.

Blackout (2007) and Ace: ENERGY EAGLE EXPLOSION BURST!

The energon merged with the Eagle and turned it into an eagle of pure energy. It hit the suit and blew it apart and freed him.

Kwame: Final Smash Time! EARTH BOULDER PUMMEL!

Kwame fired a green blast of energy from his ring and threw numerous rocks and boulder at the suit and crushed it.

Cornelia: My turn! EARTHSHRED GUARDIAN!

Cornelia formed a massive golem of Earth and it slammed into the suit and destroyed it completely. Nothing of it was left.

Me: Now to finish you once and for all Plunder. You will now pay for your crimes against our planet.

Rhino: I got this.

Rhino grabbed Plunder.

Plunder (in Rhino's grasp): You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!

Rhino: No! I want... (rips Plunder in half)... two!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: That was gross but he deserved it.

Me: Yep. But great job. All of you.

We cheered wildly. Nicole sealed Looten Plunder's spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness. I found Looten Plunder's Ring of Deforestation and kept it as a trophy. Vince put the statue of Dai Gui in his room and now he can talk to Dai Gui and have a conversation with him.

Kwame: (To the Viewers) Planting new trees is very essential to the ecosystem and it helps rid the world of poisons in the atmosphere. You can do your part and help the air and the trees.

Me: That's right.

(CHAPTER 685)

It starts in the power plants on the outskirts of the city. It was day 3 of our Earth Week project all we were building domes that cover the power plants. These domes were special anti-pollution domes that filter out the bad air and convert it into breathable air.

Me: These domes are perfect for the Air Pollution removal project.

Lori: They literally are.

Wheeljack (overseeing the construction of the domes): More! Straighten it up! (Bonecrusher finishes a dome) There. That does it!

Huffer (sees Gears building a dome): Yo, Gears! Get with it! Build that dome right, or we're gonna be here 'til the Big Dipper gets rusty!

Me: Easy Huffer. No need to get bossy and make them work too hard.

Huffer: Sorry.

Me: Okay the next villain we have to destroy is Sly Sludge.

Nico: This guy doesn't sound like a nice guy.

Me: He never is.

Sly Sludge is a pollutionist/con man who specialises in tricking others into thinking he and his crew are helping to build something to help the environment just so he can get free space to dump his wastes (oil, toxic sludge, and gunk).

Sly and his dumping crew do not seem to have any real reason for doing this—one would assume he is building dumps to make money, but he is never shown collecting any money, however it has been stated that "he'll pollute anything for a buck".

Sly is portrayed as a fat, lazy, greedy, money grubbing slimeball with a fondness for trickery and little care for the planet. If Sludge and his workers can not dump it in the ocean or into landspaces than they will burn it and make acid rain.

Strangely, despite being a dumper, instead of polluter clothes, he instead wears the uniform that an army soldier would, and despite being a human, his unusual last name and strange facial look makes him seem like a monster. In the series, the Planeteers must unite to summon Captain Planet to help stop men like Sludge from harming the earth.

Despite his run-ins with the superhero he continues his evil work, on some occasions he and his men load guns with oil to try and stop Captain Planet. He also appeared in the comic books based on the series.

Sly symbolizes ignorance and short term-thinking. In the two-part Captain Planet episode, Mission to Save Earth, Sly is among the five Eco Villains who create Captain Pollution. They did this by creating and using five Anti-Elemental Rings consisting of Deforestation, Toxins, Smog, Super Radiation, and Hate. Sly's element was Smog. Unfortunately for the Eco Villains, Captain Pollution was destroyed and the Anti-Elemental rings along with him, leading Sly and the other villains to flee.

Nico: This guy is really bad news.

Me: He is. He is poisoning our atmosphere. He specializes in Air Pollution.

Jake (Animorphs): I'm willing to bet that Sly Sludge has a Dark Orb and a robot suit.

Me: I have a feeling you're right Jake.

Nico: While we're waiting for Sly Sludge to make his move, you guys wants to go for ice cream?

Me: I'm up for it man.

Mixmaster: There! All finished.

Me: Great job guys!

Mixmaster: Thanks J.D.

We have lots of people all over the globe working on domes covering Industrial facilities all over the world.

Me: All right guys. Lets get some ice cream.

We cheered.

William (to Maria): What ice cream do you want, Maria?

Maria: I want Blue Raspberry.

Arixam: Me too Maria.

We went to the ice cream parlor and had all kinds of flavors.

Me: (Slurps) Mint Chip. My favorite flavor.

Lincoln: Orange creamsicle for me.

Lori: (Slurp) I like Vanilla.

Nico: Cookies and Cream for me. (Slurps)

May: Cotton Candy is my favorite.

Carol: Grape is my favorite.

Vince: I like bubble gum. My favorite part is chewing the gum in it.

Vince chewed some bubble gum and blew a bubble and it popped.

We laughed.

Linka (Captain Planet): (Russian Accent) I like butterscotch.

Me: We have a lot of great flavors.

We laughed.

Then Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: What is it Lady Gaia?

Gaia: Sly Sludge is making the pollution worse in Gurugram, India.

Me: Gurugram, India? That's the most polluted city in the world.

Gaia: It is. And Sly Sludge is making it worst.

Me: We're on our way.

Gaia vanished.

Me: Lets fly!

We were off.


Gurugram, India


The city was covered in an extremely thick cloud of smog and smoke. We saw this.

Me: Wow! That smog is so thick you can't even cut it with a knife.

Nico: No kidding. I got this.

The 2-Star Dragonball on Nico's bracelet lit up and he sucked in all that smog and smoke and it made him stronger.

Me: Wow! That was awesome Nico!

Nico: (Coughs) Yep. That was the power of Haze Shenron. The 2-Star Dragon. His power is pollution and it makes him stronger.

Aylene C.: That's really clever.

Me: It sure is. Lets go!

We went into the city and we saw Sly Sludge and gust as Jake said, he had a power suit on him.

Me: Sly Sludge, I presume?

Sly Sludge: That's right J.D. And I see you all have come.

Me: That's right. To kill you and put an end to your smog spree.

Sly Sludge: I'm blaming the Joker for this! If he hadn't acted insane in front of you all, maybe you heroes wouldn't be about to kill me right now.

Me: You can tell to him yourself when you see him in Hell. Also you had a hand in killing Linka's cousin and for that you will suffer!

Sly Sludge: It was actually Skumm that did that. Not me. And I'm not doing this alone.

Me: What do you mean by that?

?: Sly means me.

We saw a living mass of wind.

The Heartless that appeared before us resembled a demonic toad made entirely of air.

Lori: Xiao Fung?!

Cyclonic Toadblower (grins evilly): Lori Loud. It's been a long time.

Me: But you died when Breach sent you flying into the Sun!

Bai Tza: (Shocked) How did you come back here "Brother"?

Cyclonic Toadblower: The power of the dark orb used to power Sly Sludge's Power Suit.

My dark orb detector found the Dark Orb in his suit and it was being used to power the suit.

Me: He's right. But there is one thing I learned when we fought the rest of your brothers and your sister Po Kong. We hate Shendu.

Cyclonic Toadblower: I agree with you on that one J.D. Shendu was always doing things all by himself.

Me: It's nice we can agree on things like this. But we came here to fight you and Sly Sludge. Lets power up!

We transformed and powered up.

Me: Lets dance!

We went at them!

Cyclonic Toadblower: You fools won't be able to defeat me this time! Not when I can unleash my full power!

Lori: No but we can literally take that bet toad boy!

The Cyclonic Toadblower blew a massive hurricane at us and it was an incredible blast of wind.

Chazz: You will never win you freak! I summon Infernal Incinerator!

I sent out Incineroar.

Chazz had Infernal Incinerator fire a purple blast of fire and Incineroar fired a blast of fire. The blasts of fire combined and they hit the Cyclonic Toadblower and weakened him.

Lori and her children kicked the Cyclonic Toadblower into the air and used a powerful magic spell on him that turned him into a statue. He was stripped of his powers and Lori made them hers and her children's.

Teresa (to Bai Tza): I wonder why we didn't just turn your siblings into statues in the first place.

Me: We should've done that before we killed them.

Lori: That would've literally been too easy. Besides someone would've found them and try to continue their evil ways.

Linda: That's right mommy!

Lori: Lets get this clod!

We went at Sly Sludge and I punched him in the face and Nico threw him into the air.

Lori and her children fired a massive blast of super hurricane force wind and blew him higher into the air and Leni formed a fist of pure gravity and slammed it into the power suit. Hay Lin fired a massive blast of wind and blew him higher into the air. Musa fired her Sonic Blast and blew him around. Karai and Xion slashed the arms of his suit off and Teresa fired a sonic blast and blew his legs off. Arpeggio fired his laser feathers and they hit part of his suit and blew it apart.

Me: Now to finish him off once and for all. DECEPTICON CYBER KEY POWER!

A Decepticon Cyber Key went into my device and both of my devices on both of my arms got Starscream's Purple Sword blades.

Me: Sweet! Now for double the pain. EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into the device on my left arm and I got Mudflap's long green saw sword.

Me: Awesome! Lets triple the power! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into my device and a helmet appeared on my head and a long sword horn appeared on it. It was Backstop's Sword Horn.

Me: Now this is being decked out!

Linka (CP): (Russian Accent) Lets use our combo on him.

Me: You got it Linka!

I flew at the suit with the swords ready.

Linka (CP): WIND!

Linka fired a blast of wind at me from her ring.

Me and Linka: CYCLONIC SLASHSTORM SURPRISE!

The wind swirled around the swords and turned them into deadly cyclone blades. And I rammed the suit with devastating force and shredded it into dust.

Lori: That was literally awesome!

Roxanne: It sure was!

Wingsaber: That was really impressive J.D.

Me: Thanks Wingsaber.

Sly Sludge landed on the ground and he was hurt.

Nico: Sly Sludge, you have failed this city!

Venom: We're gonna enjoy feasting on your brains!

Me: Now lets finish him off for good!

Broadside: Lets make this clod pay! It's combo time Jake!

Jake (Animorphs): You got it.

Jake turned into a giraffe.

Jake charged and Broadside fired a lightning ray.

Jake (Animorphs) and Broadside: LIGHTNING GIRAFFE ELECTROCUTION!

The lightning wrapped around Jake and turned him into a Giraffe made of pure lightning. It bucked him and sent him crashing into a building.

Bomb Man: Time for some explosive power!

Blackarachnia: Lets get him. Blackarachnia TERRORIZE!

Blackarachnia transformed.

Bomb Man fired some bombs and Blackarachnia fired some lasers.

Bomb Man and Blackarachnia: SPIDERBOMB BARRAGE EXPLOSION!

The bombs exploded and blew him into another building.

Me: Now it's Final Smash Time.

Linka (CP): I'll get us started! HURRICANE STORMBLADE BARRAGE!

Linka fired blades of pure wind from her ring and they slashed Sly Sludge and slashed his right arm off and he screamed in pain.

Lori: Now it's literally my turn. CYCLONE SHREDDER TORNADO!

Lori spun around with incredible speed and released a powerful tornado and it slashed him apart.

Me: Venom, go get him. It's feeding time.

Venom: With pleasure.

Venom walked up to Sly Sludge and Sly looked at him with fear.

Venom: You come to this part of the world again, in fact if you go anywhere on this planet preying on innocent people and we will find you and eat both your arms, both and then both of your legs and then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand? Yes. So you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing. Won't you? Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind. Do you feel we?

Sly Sludge: What the Hell are you?

Venom revealed half of Eddie's face.

Venom and Eddie: We are Venom.

Venom then ate Sly Sludge like he was a piece of cake.

Venom (spits out Sly Sludge's head in disgust): Yuck! Not very tasty!

Me: Well he tastes like Smog and all that crud. I mean what do you think he's been poisoning our air with?

Venom: That's true.

Sly Sludge's spirit then appeared.

Sly Sludge (to Venom): I hope I gave you indigestion!

Venom (disgusted): Even your corpse doesn't give a lot of tasty value! We know that we only managed to eat off Ms. Henious' face but at least that part gave our taste buds a unique and tasty experience!

Me: That's true.

Nicole: And this slob and filthy freak will never poison our air ever again. (Chants an incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!

Sly Sludge's spirit went into the Book of Vile Darkness and I took Sly Sludge's ring and kept it as a trophy.

Nico: During the battle I also caught a Girafarig and a Forretress.

Me: Nice! Good job Nico and great job to all of you.

Linka (CP): (To the Viewers) It is never okay to poison the air with so much pollution or you'll be hurting the very air we breathe.

(CHAPTER 686)

Part 1: Avalanche Rescue in Siberia


At the estate I was watching TV at 9:00 PM. Then the alarm went off.

Me: Uh oh.

The computer popped up and it showed that there was a tremendous avalanche in Siberia, Russia and it showed that someone was buried in 10 to 20 feet of snow.

Me: Oh man! I better get over there.

I flew off to Siberia.


I flew over the site of the avalanche and it was stormy and bone-chilling cold. I turned on my infrared vision and it found a person buried under 20 feet of snow. Barely alive.

Me: There!

I spun around and blew all the snow away and when there was only one foot of snow left I lifted it away and I got a shock when I saw who was buried under the snow! It was Bridgette!

Me: (Gasp) BRIDGETTE!

Bridgette was in really bad shape. She was covered in bruises and scrapes and she had a lot of broken bones.

I checked for her pulse and she had one.

Me: She's still alive. I have to get her to a hospital.

I picked her up bridal style.

Me: Hang on Bridgette. I'm gonna get you to a hospital.

I used Instant Transmission and beamed to a hospital in Canada.


Toronto, Canada


In Toronto, Canada I rushed into the hospital and Bridgette was rushed into surgery. As I waited for the doctor to come out, I was praying for Bridgette to make a safe recovery.

Me: Bridgette just hang in there.

The doctor came out.

Doctor: J.D.?

Me: Yes?

Dr. Nukoma: I'm Dr. Gary Nukoma of the trauma center. Bridgette is gonna be all right. She did however sustain bad injuries to her legs and her right arm. Some ribs were cracked and she has a minor concussion.

Me: Thank goodness doctor. Is she awake?

Dr. Nukoma: She is. The avalanche broke her right leg in two places and she has a twisted arm. Her left leg is broken. All in all, Bridgette is one lucky girl.

Me: She sure is.

I went into her room. She was in her aqua blue robe and she had a bandage on her head and her arm and legs were in a cast and she had an I.V. drip in her.

Me: Hey Bridgette.

Bridgette: J.D.? What happened?

Me: You were found over in Siberia, Russia buried under 10 to 20 feet of snow from a tremendous avalanche. You would've died if I hadn't saved you.

Bridgette gasped when she heard me say that and then she broke down crying.

I went over and sat on her bed and comforted her.

Geoff came in and he was worried.

Me: Hey Geoff. She's had a major traumatic experience.


When Bridgette calmed down Bridgette told us what happened. We were shocked.

Me: What!? Blaineley did this to you!?

Bridgette: Yeah. She kidnapped me and sent me to Siberia to meet a super fan and I never realized that it was all a ploy that would try to kill me.

Me: That's awful!

Geoff: This is not like Blaineley. You and I have known her on Celebrity Manhunt and Total Drama Aftermath. How can she do something like this?

Me: That's what I would like to know as well.

Bridgette's mom and dad and little brother and sister came in. They hopped onto her bed.

Little Bridgette: Sis what happened to you!?

Bridgette: I'm all right.

Bridgette's mom: Thank goodness you're okay sweetheart!

Bridgette's dad: Thank you so much for saving Bridgette J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Blaineley then came in and I saw all of Bridgette's family looking at her with a menacing and hateful glare. Then I noticed something on the back of Blaineley's neck.

Me: Wait a second. Blaineley there's something on the back of your neck.

Blaineley: What is it J.D.?

Me: Hold still.

I move her hair and saw a bandage on the back of her neck and pull it off and under the bandage was a computer chip implanted into the back of her neck.

Me: It's some kind of computer chip.

Bridgette's dad: How did that get there?

Me: That's what I would like to find out.

I pulled the chip out and Blaineley had a tremendous headache.

Blaineley: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: Lets head back to Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate and run an analysis.

Bridgette: Okay.

Me: Be careful Bridgette.

I rolled in a wheelchair and we went back to the Estate.


In the estate I was analyzing the chip and the computer revealed some very strange and very sophisticated technological details.

Me: This is a really sophisticated and highly unusual chip.

Bridgette: What is it?

Me: It's a mind control chip. It's full of artificially created neurotransmitter circuitry. Microwave controlled cerebral cortex stimulation. It also has some kind of piggyback mechanism in it that can erase the memory of what the person did while the chip was activated.

Blaineley had a bag of ice on her neck.

Blaineley: That explains why I don't remember sending Bridgette off to Siberia like that to her death.

Nico: Whoever built this chip really knew what they were doing.

Me: They sure did. Let me see if I can trace the radio waves to where they came from.

I typed in a sequence and it traced the radio waves to a house that is in the central part of the city. It pulled up a picture of who owns the house and we got a major shock! It belonged to none other than Scarlet!

We gasped in shock and horror!

Me: Scarlet!?

Bridgette: Scarlet tried to kill me!?

Me: She sure did.

Maria: So I guess being a bad guy is ok as long as Scarlet is doing it, huh?

Me: From the looks of things yes. She just will never learn. First she tried to blow up Pahkitew Island and take everyone on it with it, then she badmouths the entire Redemption Squad, and now she has the gall to try and kill Bridgette by making Blaineley do it against her will!

Bridgette: What a monster!

Geoff: That girl has some majorly serious problems!

Me: No kidding!

Nico: She's no longer welcome here! I'm going to run her out of this town!

Me: Go get her man! I got to report this to Chris.

Nico: Okay.

Nico went out the door.


20 minutes later on the outskirts of the city, Nico was standing on the edge of the city and Scarlet was standing on the border by the sign of Gotham Royal York.

Nico: You're a fucking hypocrite, Scarlet! About a month ago, you judged William, Maria, and Stewie for their past crimes and said that they couldn't be trusted! And yet you find it ok to do something like this?!

Scarlet: Fine! I admit that I did try to kill Bridgette and everyone else on Total Drama. But I still think you're a fool to trust Rockell and Dunbar. Who's to say that they won't eventually betray you?!

Nico: You are no longer welcome in my city, Scarlet. If I ever see you again, I'll kill you. Any chance of redeeming yourself is now gone! As well as any chance of us being friends! I'm a man of my word, Scarlet, and, from this day forward, you are my enemy. Don't ever contact me again.

YOU TELL HER!

Scarlet was exiled from the city and then she revealed her true colors! She let her hair down and her eyes glowed blood red with pure unrestrained evil!

Scarlet: I will kill you for this Chan! I will return and I will have my revenge! I will get stronger and everyone and everything you love and protect will die at my hands! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS! I SWEAR IT!

Nico pointed behind her and she left. Scarlet was exiled. She left through a portal that took her to an uncharted island off the coast of Antarctica.

He went back home.


Back at the estate I was talking to Chris McLean through a hologram video phone.

Chris: So Scarlet tried to kill Bridgette!?

Me: Yeah. She used Blaineley as a pawn to try and get revenge on me and all of my team on Total Drama. Trying to blow up Pahkitew Island and Badmouthing the entire Redemption Squad wasn't enough. Now she controlled Blaineley like a puppet and tried to kill Bridgette by burying her in a tremendous avalanche in Siberia.

Chris: Boy that girl has some majorly serious problems.

Me: Yeah she's the spawn of Satan. By all accounts her parents created a monster.

Chris: Yeah no kidding. So Bridgette will be out for 8 to 10 months?

Me: No. We managed to use one of Sora's healing potions and Nico used his Cure spell from Xehanort's Keyblade to heal her up. She's now in crutches for 2 weeks.

Bridgette: Two weeks is better than nothing.

Me: Yep.

Chris: I'm glad you're all right Bridgette. And me and Chef send you our sympathies. But what Scarlet did to you was completely unforgivable.

Bridgette: Thanks Chris.

Chris: You're welcome.

Me: Here's an idea Chris. You all sang some awesome songs in Total Drama World Tour that are Grammy Award winning right?

Chris: Yeah?

Me: Well I was thinking in Total Drama Galaxy coming up in the next 11 months, we sing songs. You saw how talented we were when we sang in the Seychelles.

Chris: I sure did and you all have an awesome talent. Singing songs again it is.

Me: It'll be like a mixture of American Idol, Star Trek, Star Wars, Fear Factor, Survivor and Amazing Race. 6 great shows squeezed together.

Chris: I know. I can't wait!

Me: This is gonna be awesome!

Chris: You got that right J.D. Let me know if you have anymore challenge ideas.

Me: You got it. I gave you 2 more earlier this morning.

Chris: True. You did. See ya around dude.

Me: Will do Chris my man.

I hung up. Blaineley was racked with guilt and it was gonna take a while for her to get over it. We put signs all over the roads 200 miles outside of Gotham Royal York and they said NO SCARLET'S ALLOWED! And underneath the Gotham Royal York Sign was a face of Scarlet and a Skull and Crossbones was behind her face. When Nico says a threat, he always goes through with it and this time there will be no mercy!


Part 2: The Feral Ezekiel Strikes Back


Sammy was sleeping soundly. As she was doing so a shadowy figure crept into the house on the roof and went in through the air vents. Sammy was waking up just now and then she saw right on her bed the figure and she screamed loudly.

Sammy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Me and everyone bursted in.

Me: Sammy! Are you all...

I saw the figure and it was FREAK EZEKIEL!

Me: It's Ezekiel! And he's feral!

Ezekiel: How can that be me, eh? I'm right here!

Me: I'll never forget how ugly you were when you were feral Ezekiel. Lets see how primal he really is against me!

I growled and turned into J.D. the Nocturnal! It was gonna be a fight of the feral beasts.

Me: (GROWLING FEROCIOUSLY)

Freakzekiel: (GROWLING FEROCIOUSLY)

I crouched on all fours and I was looking at him with ferocious fury.

Ed: Oh this is way cool!

Edd: Indeed it is Ed. It's like what happens when two wolves meet. They growl at each other until one of them attacks or gives up.

Me: Lets take this outside. We don't want to hurt anything here.

Freak Ezekiel agreed.

Outside we were circling eachother. It was like I was about ready to fight Gollum from the Lord of The Rings.

Freak Ezekiel had eyes blazing red with predatory rage and bloodthirsty fury.

Me: You make me sick looking at you freak! Chris had every right to do all those things to you Freak! He threw you off the plane, got you thrown into a mine full of toxic waste, and now you have the gall to come here to try and get Sammy.

Freak Ezekiel roared in guttural fury.

Freak Ezekiel: (PRIMAL ROAR!)

Me: You really are a freak! Bring it you son of a bitch!

We went at each other and I slashed him in the face with my claws. And blasted him with black lightning and kicked him in the face and slashed him in the chest.

Freak Ezekiel then fired a massive blast of vomit at me and I dodged it and it hit the ground and melted it like acid.

Me: Acidic vomit!? You are seriously fucked!

Gwen: I've had it with this freak!

Gwen then pulled out a bazooka and a jar full of sulfuric acid.

Gwen had it aimed at Freak Ezekiel.

Me: You make me sick Freakshow!

Gwen fired the Sulfuric Acid and it hit Freak Ezekiel and melted him until he was a gory mess of bones and blood.

Me: Wow! Nice shot Gwen!

We cheered wildly.

I changed back.

Me: Gwen that was an awesome job!

Gwen: Thanks J.D. On Total Drama All Stars, Ezekiel was about to kill Chris for all the humiliation he was put through over the course of the entirety of the show.

Me: I remember that. And on World Tour he somehow turned feral. And on the 100th episode of the show on T.D.A.S. 1 he tried to kill Chris by boiling him in toxic waste.

Ezekiel: I can't believe I was like that, eh? I'm sorry I caused all that pain to all of you.

Duncan: It's all behind us Zeke.

Courtney: But we got rid of your evil feral freak clone.

Me: Actually Gwen is the real hero. She saved the show from having to deal with another Freak Ezekiel. I got to tell this to Chris.

I went to the Living Room and told Chris what happened. He was shocked by what went down.

Chris: Are you serious J.D.!?

Me: I'm dead serious Chris. A clone of Freak Ezekiel came and he was out to get Sammy to get revenge on her for kicking him all the way into the lake. And Gwen beat him by melting him with Sulfuric Acid fired from a bazooka.

Chris: Oh that was awesome!

Me: It was. She has a great shot as well. I faced Freak Ezekiel as J.D. the Nocturnal and it was in every way like a clash with two wolves on a nature documentary.

Chris: From the way you told me how it went down, it sure looked like it. But who made a clone of Freak Ezekiel?

Me: We don't have any idea. In fact we don't even know where he came from.

Chris: That's weird man. But at least we've seen the last of Freak Ezekiel. You saw what he did to me on Total Drama All Stars right?

Me: I sure did. We watched all the shows here in America and what he did was worse than all the insane challenges you put everyone through. But you did humiliate him throughout the entirety of the series.

Chris: True and I'm sorry about that. In all honesty I had no idea I was that ruthless and sadistic.

Me: I guess all those reruns here in America during the Sore Loser Fiasco really gave you a chance to reflect on what you've been doing.

Chris: It sure did.

We talked and we had now seen the last of Freak Ezekiel.


Part 3: The Animal Danger Planet Villain


It was day 4 of our Earth Day Week and our project for the day and the contest was to help animals in a local animal sanctuary out. I was feeding steaks and meat to lions and bears. Nico was feeding fish to polar bears and seals.

Will and Lana were feeding a lot of frogs. They were feeding frogs flies and bugs.

Will (feeds some frogs): I'm actually a fan of frogs. I even have some frog stuff in my room.

Lana: You have a lot of talents in feeding frogs Will.

Sam S.L. and Poromon were feeding some chickens.

Poromon (to a chicken): What are you looking at?

Sam S.L.: (Clucks)

The chickens came to her and she fed them.

Poromon: That was great Sam.

Sam S.L.: Thanks Poromon. It's a talent I have. I just wish my brother could be here to see me now.

Luna: Hey Sam I promise we will find him.

Lincoln was feeding steaks to wolves.

Lincoln: There you go guys.

The wolves loved them.

Then Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: What is it Lady Gaia?

Gaia: Hoggish Greedly is doing some overfishing down in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. You have to stop him before they run out of fish completely.

Me: We're on our way.

We were off and we were learning all about Hoggish Greedly.

He is of pig-like proportions and lives to devour the Earth's natural resources. His love for over consumption extends to every aspect of his behavior and is particularly evident in his "sloppy" eating habits.

Greedly goes after precious gems and minerals, noble forests, endangered species - whatever will satiate his enormous appetite for any rare, nonrenewable resource. Wherever he strikes, Greedly leaves waste and destruction in his wake.

Hoggish Greedly's repugnant, hog-like looks are accentuated by his snuffling manner and snorting interjections. Greedly is well aware of his piggish mannerisms. In fact, he delights in using his grossness to frighten and disgust his opponents. His clothes may vary from episode to episode but his preference for a pig motif - whether in clothes, accessories or machinery - remains consistent.

Me: So he's a pig villain that specializes in harming animals that are endangered?

Kwame: Yes and he is a very sick monster.

Lincoln: I'm in the mood for some succulent and tender pork after this.

Me: Me too buddy. Lets turn that freak into roast ham and bacon!

Everyone: YEAH!

We arrived in Rio De Janeiro and we saw a boat loading numerous fish onto it and there were lots of fish on it. The men were that of Hoggish Greedly.

Me: Not this time. LIGHTNING!

I fired a blast of lightning from my ring and it hit the boat and electrocuted the men and numbed them and then the boat exploded.

KABOOM!

I grabbed the men and threw them towards the beach. On the beach, Hoggish Greedly was having a big lunch and he was eating disgustingly. Then the two men crashed by his feet into the sand.

CRASH!

Hoggish: (Coughs) What's going on!?

He saw his men in the sand and he pulled them out.

Hoggish: What happened?

Man: (Coughs) It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Planeteers! They're here!

I swooped in and kicked Greedly in the face and he crashed into a bunch of umbrellas.

We landed by him.

Hoggish saw us and he was ugly.

Me: Boy you really are a disgusting pig.

Hoggish: Fuck you!

Me: Ooh. Did you kiss your mother with that mouth? And you are one ugly freak of nature.

Nico: Hoggish Greedly, you have failed this city!

Me: More like he has failed Earth and the Entirety of the Animal Kingdom.

Then a massive blast of lightning exploded out of the ground.

The Heartless that appeared before us looked like a golem made of pure lightning.

Lincoln: Tchang Zu?!

Terrifying Thundergolem: Lincoln Loud. Such a displeasure to see you again.

Me: Tchang Zu!? But Lincoln killed you!

Bai Tza: "Brother!?" How are the eco villains bringing all my dead brothers back!?

Me: That's what has me wondering as well.

Terrifying Thundergolem: So you've encountered some of my brothers as well.

Me: We saw Dai Gui and just recently Xiao Fung and now you.

Tchang Zu: So you haven't encountered Shendu yet?

Me: No. I have a feeling he's going to be a more powerful adversary than before when I killed him.

Lincoln: Lets have a rematch Tchang Zu. This time I won't be holding back!

Terrifying Thundergolem: Then neither will I. Let's make things interesting, shall we? (punches the ground, making it electrified)

We flew above it and Lincoln went at Tchang Zu and he punched him in the face.

Shrapnel (to Tchang Zu): You're not the only one who can use electricity!

Shrapnel fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit him and overloaded him.

Punch: It's Combo Time!

Shade Man: You got it!

Punch fired his photon beam and Shade Man fired a slash blade from his claws.

Punch and Shade Man: PHOTON SHADOW SLASH!

The attacks combined and turned into a pitch black blade of energy.

Tarantulus: It's our turn. Tarantulus TERRORIZE!

Tarantulus transformed and he fired his machine gun legs. Viper fired a blast if poison from her mouth.

Tarantulus and Viper (Kung Fu Panda): VENOM BULLETSTORM BARRAGE!

The Venom and Bullets hit the Terrifying Thundergolem and hurt him.

Elena: Final Smash time! I'll start. LIGHTNING STORMSHOWER!

Elena held her Keyblade up to the sky and a massive storm built up and lightning hit the Thundergolem all over the place with powerful lightning.

Shrapnel: My turn! LIGHTNING DEATHRAY!

Shrapnel fired a massive lightning blast and it hit the Terrifying Thundergolem and electrocuted him.

Bai Tza flew at him.

Terrifying Thundergolem (to Bai Tza): You're wasting your time fighting me, Bai Tza. I just need to blast you and you'll be dead. Electricity is effective against water, remember?

Bai Tza: But you're forgetting one thing "Brother." And that's water short circuits electrical items!

Bai Tza fired a powerful blast of water and it hit the Terrifying Thundergolem and short-circuited him and he was screaming in a lot of pain.

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and sealed him into a statue. Lincoln stripped Tchang Zu of his powers and made them his own.

Bai Tza: Great job Lincoln.

Earth: Way to go Linky!

Earth hugged him.

Tchang Zu: You will pay for this Lincoln. I will get out of this statue and make you wish you were dead!

Lincoln: Not on my watch you will.

Me: Good job Lincoln. Now lets kill this ugly pig.

Lincoln: You got it J.D.

Hoggish then got into a robot suit and we went at him. It was a savage fight. Elena fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him and it blew the left leg of his suit off.

Lincoln: This will come as a shock to you!

Lincoln channeled billions of volts of electricity and Hoggish screamed in excrucitating pain. Will kicked Hoggish in the nose and broke it. Shocker fired a massive blast of sonic energy and it hurt Hoggish's ears badly.

Venom: I'm getting hungry for some pork and he will be a tasty snack.

Me: You can have a leg and his lower body Venom.

Venom: Ooh tasty.

Venom kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach.

Venom: Time to tenderize some pork.

Venom unleashed a ferocious flurry of punches and kicks onto him.

Rhino: Let me help with that buddy.

Venom: Be my guest.

Rhino pulverized Hoggish all over the place.

Laney: Flora lets add some herbs and spices to make this pig tasty.

Flora: You read my mind Laney.

Laney grew herbs and spices and added some flavor to him. Same with Flora and she added all kinds of vegetables and herbs.

I saw something stuck to a shack at the edge of a beach.

Me: Hey what's this?

I went over to it and saw that it was was a long thin dagger on a handle. In between the dagger and the handle was a ruby. Two golden thunderbolts came out of the handle. The handle was a small, yet wide handle, allowing for easy grasp.

Me: What is this?

I pulled it out and it had a powerful level of energy unlike anything I've ever seen or felt!

Me: Wow! What power!

J.D. 2: J.D. that dagger you pulled out is a mystical and powerful artifact called a Shen Gong Wu.

Me: A Tool of God?

J.D. 2: That's right and their power is incredible. It dates back to hundreds of years ago.

Shen Gong Wu (神工物 Shén gōng wù, lit. "God Work" or "Tool/Thing of God") were powerful magical objects created by Grand Master Dashi. The Shen Gong Wu activated one by one over a long period, and both the Xiaolin and the Heylin had ways of detecting their activation. The Xiaolin warriors had Dojo Kanojo Cho, and the Heylin villains had Wuya. Wuya grew more powerful with more Shen Gong Wu, so the Xiaolin Dragons-in-training had to collected as many as they could to stop her.

Wuya's story began 1,500 ago, where she fought a great battle between herself and the great Xiaolin Master Dashi in the first Xiaolin Showdown. Wuya pitted her dark magic against Dashi's Shen Gong Wu, and in the end Dashi was the victor and Wuya was imprisoned in a wooden Puzzle Box/Iron Spring. Then, Dashi spread his Shen Gong Wu around the Earth so no evil could ever lay the hands on them.

Me: Wow! It sounds like this Wuya character is really bad news.

J.D. 2: She is. And the powers of the Shen Gong Wu are unbelievably strong.

Me: Then we better be ready for her when the time comes. I want to see what kind of power these have.

J.D. 2: Okay. What you have in your hands is the Thorn of Thunderbolt. It fires a powerful and deadly blast of lightning.

Me: Wow! That is lethal and powerful.

J.D. 2: It is. In order to activate it just yell its name.

Me: Okay.

I went over to Hoggish.

Me: I'll take it from here guys.

I aim the Thorn of Thunderbolt at him.

Me: THORN OF THUNDERBOLT!

It fired a powerful and deadly blast of lightning at Hoggish and it electrocuted him with 10 billion volts of electricity. He was deep fried pork!

Me: Oh that was... AWESOME!

Lincoln: That was so cool J.D.!

Me: It sure was. But that's one less Eco Villain we have to worry about.

I take my sword and slash Hoggish in half at the waist line and gave it to Venom. He was eating it and Fuzzy and his nephews turned the rest of him into pork and bacon.

Me: (Eating a sandwich) Mmm. Good lunch and great job guys!

Venom: Good pork J.D.

Nico: This is a delicious lunch.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Me: Well Hoggish may be a bad guy, but he is a tasty and delicious bad guy!

We laughed at my joke. Nico got a Dunsparce and a Gligar during the battle.

Elena: (To the Viewers) Never overfish or harm the animals that are endangered. They are a part of our planet and we love them. We have to take care of them.

(CHAPTER 687)

It was Day 5 of the Earth Week Project and we were over at the beach by the oceans on the American East Coast. We were picking up litter and garbage on the beaches and in the oceans. We were cleaning up the oceans and the beaches to make sure that no harm comes to the creatures of the land and the seas. We were picking up plastic soda ties, aluminum cans, glass bottles and even cleaning up paper and garbage.

Me: Boy a lot of garbage is here on the beach.

Lily: There sure is.

Laney: Hey Lily how did you know that Mr. Krabs was doing all kinds of bad things?

Lily: I'm not exactly sure myself. But I think that the ocean was telling me somehow by the feel of the water. I didn't know what to make of it but I knew Mr. Krabs was untrustworthy. So I waited until the time was right.

Me: Very clever and good thinking Lily.

Lily: Thanks J.D.

Maria was feeding her Horsea.

Maria: Guys, I have a faster way we an get all this trash out of the water.

Nico: And that is?

Maria: Me and Arixam can turn into our water forms and merge with the ocean. Then, we can get all of the trash out.

Me: That's a great idea Maria. Go for it.

Maria: Okay. Ready sis?

Arixam: You know I'm always ready sis.

Maria: AQUAMARIA!

Arixam appeared.

Arixam: This is gonna be so awesome!

Maria: You know it sis.

Maria went into her swimsuit and Arixam had an aqua blue bikini on.

Lincoln: Arixam you look incredible!

Arixam: (Giggles) (Strikes a pose) Like what you see Lincoln?

Lincoln: I sure do.

Earth: So do I

Wheeler (to Arixam and Maria): Nice swimsuits, girls.

Arixam (blushes): Thanks, Wheeler.

Maria: Lets get wet.

They went into their water forms and went into the ocean and went into their mermaid forms. Arixam had an aqua blue tail and they merged with the water. They combined with the water and manipulated it and out came lots and lots of garbage. And they put it all on the beach. There was a massive pile of trash and junk on the beach.

Me: Holy mackerel! Look at all that junk!

Lincoln: There sure was a lot of it!

Laney: I can't believe that we threw all this into the oceans so carelessly.

Me: Lets get cleaning up. Great job you two!

Arixam: Thanks J.D.

Maria: That is a lot of garbage.

Me: No kidding.

Gi: What people have been doing to the oceans is just sick.

Me: You don't have to tell me twice Gi.

We got to work and we found old rusted out aluminum cans, plastic soda ties, glass bottles and even old discarded fishing nets.

Me: These fishing nets are old.

Lana: They sure are. They look like they were used ages ago.

Nico: No kidding.

The fishing nets had holes and ruined floats on them.

Rikki: Ugh, look at all that garbage. I won't be surprised if any fish got killed from that.

Laney: Me neither. But I think we got all the garbage out of the oceans.

We kept sorting and my geiger counter started clicking.

Me: Uh oh. Radiation. There's something radioactive in here.

I Pulled out a barrel and it had the radioactive sign on it.

Me: Stand back guys! It's a barrel full of radioactive waste!

Wheeler: Whoa! Someone must've dumped a lot of it into the oceans.

Me: Looks like it. Lincoln you better call the HAZMAT division.

Lincoln: I'm on it.

Lincoln pulled out his cell phone and called them. Lisa, Starfire and me pulled out over 2,000 barrels of radioactive waste. The HAZMAT Division arrived and they were loading all the barrels into trucks.

HAZMAT chief: This is a lot of Radioactive waste you all found. Great job finding it and cleaning it all up.

Me: Thank you chief. This was all the radioactive waste that was illegally dumped into the ocean over the decades. And this was all the garbage that was dumped into the oceans over the years. There was a lot of it.

HAZMAT Chief: I can see that. Great job to all of you.

Me: Thank you chief. Whoever dumped all this waste probably has no recollection of it by now.

HAZMAT Chief: I have a feeling you're right J.D.

After the HAZMAT division left we got back to work.

Nico: So, Bai Tza, when exactly did you start doubting Shendu's lies?

Bai Tza: Well, it happened a few hours after Valmont and Shendu freed me. I came across a little girl trapped in a fire. The fire was no match for my water powers and I eventually managed to reunite the little girl with her family. After the family thanked me, that's when I started to doubt Shendu's words.

Me: That was a very heroic deed you did Bai Tza.

Xerneas: It sure was.

Jackie: I have to admit, Bai Tza. You really have come a long way. I mean, first, you were an evil demon sorcerer. And now, you're a Redemption Squad member.

Uncle (smiles): Uncle agrees, Jackie. (to Bai Tza) Uncle is very proud of you for proving yourself as a hero, Bai Tza.

Bai Tza (smiles): Thanks, Uncle.

Uncle (sternly): Do not tell anyone about this, though! Uncle does not want people thinking that Uncle has gone soft!

Bai Tza (laughs): My lips are sealed!

We laughed.

Wheeler: J.D. how come you're not being hurt by Radiation?

Me: I'm impervious to radiation and it makes me stronger. It's how I got a tail.

Lincoln: It's true. J.D. ate a radioactive marshmallow on Total Drama 3 years ago and it gave him his tail.

Kwame: I think I saw that.

Gi: That was a strange thing that Chris did. But I'm glad you all changed his ways.

Me: We're glad too Gi.

We got done with our cleaning at sunset. It took all day but we did it.

Me: Whew! Wow! What a day!

Ma-Ti: This was a lot of garbage we cleaned up.

Me: Yeah no kidding. And we're sweating like pigs.

Lola: You said it J.D.

Lana: I'll say.

Laney: But we did a great service to the oceans and the marine life. We cleaned them completely.

Me: We sure did.

Linka (CP): (Russian Accent) Guys, I have to go to Russia. It's to do something important.

Me: Okay Linka.

We went to Moscow, Russia and we were at a local graveyard near Moscow. We were in front of a grave for Linka's deceased cousin Boris, who was killed by Verminous Skumm because of the Bliss drug.

Linka (puts some flowers at her cousin's grave): Boris, I am very sorry that you can't be here with us today. If I had just prevented you from taking that damn Bliss drug, you would still be alive. But I swear, Skuum will pay for taking you away from me!

I walked up to Linka.

Me: Linka, I'm so sorry about your cousin. Verminous Skumm will pay for everything he has done. I promise you. He will pay.

We went back home into the estate and we formulated a plan. While we were cleaning, Nico caught a Steelix and a Granbull.

Me: Okay before we set out to kill Verminous Skumm we need to know more about him. We already know he killed Linka's cousin Boris. But we don't know anything else.

Laney: J.D.'s right. We have to know who we are dealing with before any definitive course of action can be taken.

Wheeler: That's right.

Ma-Ti: Know you're enemy. That's a great saying.

Kwame: Okay. Here's what Verminous Skumm is.

He is a real dirty rat. Born and raised in a sewer, this towering "Ver-man" aims to mold the world in his image, and is determined to inherit the Earth. He is quite likely the most evil Captain Planet villain, as he is responsible for killing Linka's cousin by selling him a designer drug which he fatally overdosed upon, and harassed Todd Andrews, an HIV positive kid by making people hate and fear him by lying to them about HIV and AIDS.

Skumm fancies himself an agent of entropy with a mission to instigate chaos and degeneration in the natural order. He exults in humanity's every ecological mistake and helps to accelerate the environment's decline. His weapons are a loathsome intelligence combined with the cunning of a trapped rat, in addition to apparently quite skilled knowledge of chemistry and pathology. His rat pack inhabits only the most vile, degenerate environments of sewage and toxic waste, which they often use to aid in Skumm's odious plots.

Though standing seven-and-a-half feet tall, Verminous Skumm truly resembles a disease-ridden rat in every way, including the tail and claws. He wears a tattered blue jumpsuit and a red scarf around his head and face. His clothes are always dirty, torn and disheveled, as he spends most of his time underground - in sewers or the like.

Like all the villains in Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Skumm represents an ecological threat. In his unique case, he mainly represents not one but two evils: poor sanitation (With a particular focus on the spread of disease that comes about as a result of it), and social/ urban ills such as crime and bigotry. In the two-part Captain Planet episode, Mission to Save Earth, Verminous Skumm is among the five Eco Villains who create Captain Pollution. They did this by creating and using five Anti-Elemental Rings consisting of Deforestation, Toxins, Smog, Super Radiation, and Hate. Skumm's element was Toxins, perhaps used as an evil counterpart for Gi's Water ring. Unfortunately for the Eco Villains, Captain Pollution was destroyed and the Anti-Elemental rings along with him, leading Skumm and the other villains to flee.

One episode revealed that Skumm was (possibly) from an alternate/past civilization that he helped guide into destruction through massive overpopulation. Alternate future versions of him are shown to be even more mutated, sporting an extra smaller head on his shoulders.

Me: So he's a mutated Bubonic Plague-filled mutant rat.

Wheeler: That's right J.D. and he want's to take over the world with an army of rats.

Lola: EW! I HATE RATS!

Me: I don't like them that much either Lola. Rats are diseased-ridden pests and they are the most repulsive creatures ever known.

Lana: I have a rat named Bitey.

Me: Bitey is the exception. But all rats are full of disease.

Lori: I know. I literally hate rats and mice too.

Me: Lots of people do. But also what is this Bliss drug that Skumm made?

Kwame: It's a very bad drug.

Bliss was a synthetic drug created by Verminous Skumm that made an appearance in the Season Two episode Mind Pollution.

It is a highly addictive substance that seemingly caused people that consumed it to become immune to pain, both physical and emotional. However, withdrawal from the drug is shown to be profoundly hard to experience, and users will do anything to take more Bliss rather than go without it. One of its known victims was Linka's cousin, Boris, who was responsible for getting Linka addicted by slipping Bliss into food that he gave her. Boris ultimately died from a combination of blood loss and a Bliss overdose, and his death convinced Linka to give up the drug.

The formula to create Bliss was destroyed by Captain Planet to ensure that the drug could never be manufactured again to harm more people. In the end of the episode, Verminous Skumm eats a piece of cheese that he doesn't realize is laced with Bliss. He realizes in horror that he has become addicted to his own drug.

Me: Geez! That drug is 1,000 times more addictive than Heroin.

Lisa: Indeed. A drug formula like that would be considered a very dangerous substance to the pharmaceutical and medicinal industry.

Darcy: It sure would Lisa.

Me: And it was this drug that killed Boris. Now Skumm will pay the Ultimate Price.

Nico: You got that right. He has failed the world and the worlds of medicine.

Me: Yep. So far he hasn't made his move. But when he does, we'll be ready for him. But until then lets devise a plan of attack.

Nico: I have an idea. Doesn't Skumm like cheese?

Gi: Yep. After all, he is a rat.

Maria: I get it! We'll lure Skumm into a trap using a trail of cheese. Pretty clever!

Me: Actually that's just a myth. Rats liking cheese has been proven to be just a myth.

Earth: J.D.'s right. We need to use something else.

Nico: I had no idea. But from the looks of things it worked on Skumm before.

Wheeler: It did Nico.

Me: But if it worked before, then we'll do it. But we have to make sure he can't escape so we have to tie him up by his arms and legs.

Stewie: I have just the kind of trap that will work. We'll use a cage trap.

Me: That's brilliant Stewie.

Stewie revealed a set of blueprints and it was similar to that of a Wile E. Coyote roadrunner cage trap.

Me: These plans are genius Stewie. It's perfect.

Stewie: Thank you. And the bars are narrow and made of reinforced Titanium. He won't be able to get out of this one.

Me: Great.

Gali: As long as we get to take a crack at him to make sure he pays for his crimes.

Nokama: I know.

We went to sleep.


We woke up and had breakfast. We had pancakes and French toast.

Me: Mmm. Good French Toast.

Laney: It sure is.

Later as we were watching TV and Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: What is it Lady Gaia?

Gaia: Verminous Skumm is on the move and is trying to poison Sydney, Australia with his Bliss drug.

Me: We're on our way Lady Gaia.

We set out for Sydney, Australia.


We got to setting up our trap.

Brian: This reminds me of when me and Peter always lure James Woods into a trap.

Me: I heard about that Brian. He used the old box trap. That is an ages-old trap that was commonly used.

Brian: It was.

We got the trap set up and we had Cheddar cheese as the bait. We covered the trap up and had the bait set up.

Me: Okay. The trap is all set.

We went and hid in the bushes and waited. 20 minutes later we saw a periscope pop out of the ground and out came VERMINOUS SKUMM! He crawled over to the cheese.

Skumm: I love cheese.

He started eating it and the trap sprung.

Skumm: What the!?

CLANG!

The cage trap trapped him!

We walked up to him and he saw us.

Skuum: Should've known I'd be walking into a trap.

Linka: Remember Boris? The boy you got killed using Bliss?!

Skuum: Of course I do. But what does it matter to you anyway?

Linka (angry with tears in her eyes): EVERYTHING! (punches Skuum in the face)

Nico: Verminous Skumm you have failed this planet!

Me: You will pay for everything you've done. You murdered Linka's cousin Boris and now you will answer for your crimes when we send you off to Hell!

Skuum: I don't know why you Planeteers chose now to be harsh on me. If you had been harsh on me at the beginning, then you would've saved a lot of people pain. Including your loved ones!

Me: Then we're about to start right now!

Then we felt tremendous footfalls!

Me: What the!?

Nico: What in the world is that!?

Me: It's huge whatever it is. But I'm sensing Heartless coming.

Skumm: Oh I have a huge friend.

We saw a huge Heartless.

The Heartless that appeared before us looked like a female giant made of solid rock.

Ed: Po Kong?!

Mountainous Heavyweight: Hello, Ed! I never did get to eat you!

Me: Po Kong!?

Bai Tza: Sister!? How are you a Heartless?

Mountainous Heavyweight: It's a funny story sister.

Skuum: She's not the only Heartless you have to worry about!

Another Heartless appeared. This one was a witch made of pure black water.

Courage: The Queen of the Black Puddle!

Bai Tza: You think she's still mad that the three of us killed her?

The Dark Water Devil roared.

Maria: Yep! She's still mad!

Me: This is gonna be rough guys! Lets power up!

We powered up and transformed.

Inferno (BW): Inferno TERRORIZE!

Inferno transformed.

Nico: Destroy that monster Inferno! (Points to the Dark Water Devil)

Inferno: Yes my boss.

Inferno fired a blast of fire and incinerated it.

Gi: Why did we get stronger when the Queen of the Black Puddle's Heartless was destroyed? That didn't happen when we killed those other Heartless.

Me: She was pure evil and we have the ability to get stronger by absorbing negative energy and converting it into positive energy. It makes us far more powerful.

Gi: That's amazing.

Kwame: It sure is.

The Mountainous Heavyweight then grabbed Ed and ate him. She swallowed him.

Mountainous Heavyweight: Mmm. Tasty. (LOUD BELCH)

Me: You are disgusting Po Kong.

But then something happened inside her. A bulge in her chest formed and Ed exploded out of her chest as Edzilla and the burst-out splattered mud and tissue made of pure mud all over the place.

Everyone: EW!

Lana: Oh that was cool!

Me: Very clever using the Chestburster method.

Nico: It sure was.

Maria: Lets get this freak!

Luna: Lets do it dudes!

They went at the Mountainous Heavyweight and it was a savage and merciless beatdown. Luna fired a powerful blast of singing water at the Mountainous Heavyweight and it hit her square in the face and she punched her in the face with devastating force. Maria slammed a fist made of pure water into the Mountainous Heavyweight's big belly and she belched out a tremendous amount of mud and dirt from the hole in her chest and her mouth. Lily fired an enormous blast of glowing water and it hit her in the face and knocked out some of her crystal teeth. Varie whistled and a whale jumped out of the water and it slammed onto the Mountainous Heavyweight with a tremendous and thunderous thud. Varie got the whale off and Irma fired a massive blast of water at the Mountainous Heavyweight.

Misty: Lets go Gyarados!

Gyarados came out and Misty spread her wings.

Misty: Gyarados, Dragon Rage!

Gyarados fired a massive blast of blue and black energy fire and it turned into a dragon and Misty fired a powerful ice beam blast. They hit the Mountainous Heavyweight and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

The explosion blew a hole into the Mountainous Heavyweight's big belly and she belched out even more mud and earth. Gali slashed her with her axe swords and fired a powerful blast of water and it slammed into her with devastating force and Nokama fired another blast of water and it slammed into her.

The Mountainous Heavyweight got up.

Mountainous Heavyweight: You have a great teamwork. Too bad it won't be enough.

She went up to Jackie Chan.

Mountainous Heavyweight (to Jackie): Chan! (picks up boulder) Any last words?

Edzilla (gets up): Ed... (Mountainous Heavyweight turns towards him)... SMASH! (punches the ground, making Mountainous Heavyweight fall down)

The Mountainous Heavyweight fell down.

Me: Lets finish this overgrown tub of lard!

Ed and Leni fired a massive blast of magic and they sealed Po Kong into a statue and Leni got Po Kong's powers as her own.

Me: Now for Skumm.

We walked up to Skumm.

Thundercracker: J.D., me and Skywarp found all of Skumm's entire supply of the Bliss drug and destroyed it completely.

Me: Good work Thundercracker.

We walked up to Skumm still trapped in the cage.

Skuum: Go ahead and kill me. It won't bring back your precious cousin B-

Linka (grabs him by the throat): You don't get to say his name!

Nico: Not even criminals like Bane and Luthor would commit the crimes that you've done!

Skuum: I guess that's why I wasn't invited to the Legion of Doom.

Me: This time you won't ever be welcome here Skumm. Attack!

We busted the cage and Maria fired a powerful blast of water that sent him into the sky. Arixam jumped up and slashed Skumm with her water swords and chopped his tail off.

Juvia: (Echoing) WATER CYCLONE!

Juvia casted a whirling torrent of water which resembles a cyclone. It hit Skumm and soaked him.

Gray: (Echoing) ICE-MAKE: LANCE!

Gray extended his arms forward, creating long, curved ice lances that he shot towards Skumm, impaling him. Bai Tza fired a massive blast of water and soaked Skumm. William fired a blast of ice from his blaster and froze Skumm.

Luan: This one is going to Light you up! (Laughs) Get it? But seriously it will.

Luan fired a massive blast of light at Skumm and it burned him in the chest. Shego fired a powerful blast of green fire and burned him. Stella fired a blast of light from his hand.

Thunderblast rode on a wave of water created by Maria.

Thunderblast: WHOO! Lets make this rat stew!

Divebomb agreed.

Thunderblast: CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Thunderblast's rocket launcher and made it a bigger rocket launcher.

Thunderblast: It's combo time!

Thunderblast fired numerous massive laser blasts and Divebomb dove.

Thunderblast: EAGLEMISSILE BARRAGE!

Divebomb (Energon) went at Skumm and pulled up and the laser blasts hit Skumm and exploded.

KRABOOOM! KABOOM!

Garurumon: It's our turn Matt!

Matt: Lets get him Garurumon!

Garurumon: I'm always ready for anything Matt.

Sandstorm: Lets get him.

Sandstorm went into his helicoptor mode and fired missiles.

Garurumon: (Echoing) HOWLING BLASTER!

Garurumon fired a powerful stream of blue energy from his mouth.

Sandstorm and Garurumon: DESERT WOLF ASSAULT!

The missiles combined and turned the energy blast into a deadly wolf of pure energy and it hit Skumm and exploded.

KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Brawl: It's combo time Inferno.

Inferno (BW): You got it Brawl!

Brawl fired his electron gun and Inferno fired a flamethrower blast.

Brawl and Inferno (Beast Wars): PYROCUMULUS STORM BLAST!

The blasts combined and turned into a deadly pyrocumulus cloud that struck Skumm with lightning.

Cleo: Time to test out my new hardware. WINGS OF TINABI!

Cleo had a backpack-like device on her back and it opened and grew eagle wings and she flew and the wings left a rainbow vapor trail behind.

Me: Oh wow! That is so cool!

J.D. 2: That is a Shen Gong Wu called the Wings of Tinabi. It's a special transportation Shen Gong Wu that enables the user to fly with the wings of an eagle while leaving a rainbow vapor trail behind.

Me: That is awesome! And she can fly very fast with it. I wonder where Cleo found it.

J.D. 2: That's what I would like to know.

Cleo flew up to Skumm at a blazing speed and she punched him with powerful force and a fist with ice on it formed into a spike ball.

Me: It's final smash time!

Lily: I'll start us off! GLOWING TSUNAMI SLAM!

Lily fired a massive blast of glowing water and it slammed into Skumm with devastating force.

Bai Tza: My turn. 巨型水波龙 (Translation: MEGA WATER WAVE DRAGON)

Bai Tza fired a massive blast of water that turned into a deadly and ferocious dragon made of pure water and it slammed into Skumm with devastating force.

Gi: My turn. MEGATSUNAMI SPEAR SLAM!

Gi fired a bunch of spears made of pure water at Skumm and they hit him and impaled him and exploded.

Luna Loud: My turn dudes! SIREN WATER SONG!

Luna sang loud and a massive blast of water exploded out of her mouth and it hit Skumm and exploded.

Cleo: Time for the grand finale girls!

Rikki: You got it Cleo!

Emma: Lets do this!

Bella: Yeah!

Cleo, Emma, Bella and Rikki: OCEANIC SMASHER FORCE!

They fired a massive blast of water and it hit Skumm with devastating force and sent him crashing into the ground!

I pulled out my 50 caliber pistol and put a bullet in it.

I spun the barrel.

Me: Linka. He's all yours.

I handed her the gun.

Linka: Thank you J.D.

Linka walked up to Skumm and pointed the pistol at his head in between his eyes.

Linka: This is for Boris you monster! Go to Hell and stay there you son of a bitch!

She pulled the trigger.

LOUD BANG!

Linka blew Skumm's head right off his body and killed him instantly.

I fired a powerful energy blast and vaporized him.

Wheeler walked up to Linka and she cried hard and grieved for Boris. Wheeler comforted her.

Skumm's spirit appeared.

Wheeler (to Skuum's spirit): It's over for you, you filthy vermin. And Captain Pollution's next!

Nicole: And you will never poison our planet ever again!

Nicole sealed Skumm's spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness and I kept Skumm's Ring of Toxins as a trophy. Ed and Leni kept the statue of Po Kong.

Gi: (To the Viewers) This was an eventful Day for all of us.

Me: It sure was Gi.

(CHAPTER 688)

Scene opens to an extremely polluted city.

Narrator: Our world is in peril! Gaia, the spirit of the Earth can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet.

Gaia fired a purple blast of energy into the air and it formed into 6 orbs of energy that turned into 6 magic rings.

Narrator: She sends 6 magic rings to 6 very special young people.

The Earth symbol showed 6 people running on it as the rings went to them.

Narrator: Kwame - From Africa, with the power of Earth!

Kwame fired a green energy blast from his ring that formed a mountain and it stopped poachers driving a jeep as they were trying to get away.

Scene changes to Duke Nukem driving a truck full of nuclear materials and the police are on his tail.

Narrator: From North America, Wheeler with the power of Fire!

Wheeler was hovering in the Planeteer jet and he fired a red blast of energy and it melted the street and Duke Nukem drove into the melted street and the police caught him. Scene changes to numerous logs being turned into lots and lots of paper courtesy of Dr. Barbara Blight and Sly Sludge.

Narrator: From Eastern Europe, Linka with the power of Wind!

Linka fired a blast of white energy and it blew the paper around and tied up Dr. Blight and Sly Sludge. Scene changes to Looten Plunder cutting trees down all over the place.

Narrator: Also from North America, The leader of the almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. with the power of Lightning!

I fly over the land and fired a blast of lightning from my ring and it blew all the clear-cutting machines apart and electrocuted Looten Plunder and all his men. Scene shifts to the ocean.

Narrator: From Asia, Gi with the power of Water!

Gi fired a blast of blue energy from her ring as she surfed on a wave and she formed a tornado of pure water and it entangled Hoggish Greedly in a fishing net and freed a dolphin. Scene shifts to a jungle on fire and animals are running for their lives.

Narrator: And from South America, Ma-Ti with the power of Heart!

Ma-Ti fired a yellow blast from his ring.

Animation changes to a scene where all six of us fire our ring powers all at once.

Narrator: When the 6 powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, CAPTAIN PLANET!

The powers called forth the mighty Captain Planet, defender of all things good on Planet Earth!

Planeteers: GO PLANET!

Captain Planet flew in and blew water onto the burning jungle and extinguished the fire.

Intro Song for Captain Planet And The Planeteers plays.

Kwame: EARTH!

Wheeler: FIRE!

Linka: WIND!

Me: LIGHTNING!

Gi: WATER!

Ma-Ti: HEART!

Planeteers: GO PLANET!

Captain Planet emerged.

Captain Planet: By your powers combined I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

(Woman Singing) CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S A HERO. GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO. HE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED AND HE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANETS SIDE.
CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S A HERO. GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO. GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUNDER BAD GUYS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER.

Looten Plunder: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!

Planeteers: (SINGING) WE'RE THE PLANETEERS! YOU CAN BE ONE TOO. 'CAUSE SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO. LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY. HEAR WHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS TO SAY!

Captain Planet: THE POWER IS YOURS!


It starts with us in a graveyard. It was day 6 of our Earth Week Project. But before we got started we were at the aforementioned graveyard in front of a memorial. We were at the graveyard for a reason. Today was April 20th, 2019. And it was also the 20th anniversary of one of the darkest days in American history: The Columbine High School Massacre. We were at the graveyard in Littleton, Colorado paying our respects to the 13 people that died in this horrific tragedy. I wasn't born back then but it was a horrible day for all of us. 20 years ago today on April 20th, 1999 two high school kids Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold walked in with a load of guns and bombs and killed 13 kids and teachers and killed themselves. 24 survived with non-fatal injuries. It was without a doubt the worst ever massacre in the history of the United States of America.

Lori: This is literally awful.

Laney: I can't believe those 2 kids did this to this school 20 years ago today.

Me: Yeah. It was absolutely horrible what they did. These were killings all motivated by revenge and for the sheer thrill of it.

Varie: I can't believe this happened and those 2 kids needed a lot of psychological therapy.

Aylene C.: The warning signs were never detected.

Lincoln: And this all happened anyway.

Sasuke: It's just absolutely horrible at what those two kids did to these people. It's awful and I thought the massacre on my clan was bad.

Wheeler: Yeah.

Me: And they had their lives senselessly cut short by two kids out for Vengeance. Lets pay our respects to these kids and those that have survived.

We got on the ground and prayed to them and paid our respects to them on this tragic day. We said a prayer for them.


Back at the estate we were discussing about what to do for our Earth Week project.

Flik: So, what environmental activity are we going to do today?

Me: We're going to be discussing about all the effects of pollution in general.

Gi: That's a great idea J.D.

Wheeler: You know what I just realized? We never called Captain Planet yet.

Me: No we haven't. And we just recently joined the Planeteers.

Kwame: That's right.

Gi: I wonder how Captain Planet's doing. I hope he's ok.

Captain Planet just got done fighting space pirates sent by Kanjar Ro.

Captain Planet: I wonder how the Planeteers are doing. I hope nothing bad's happened on Earth in my absence.

Bubble Man: Maybe we should have Captain Planet hang out with us to make him feel like part of the team.

Me: That reminds me. Wheeler you said before Skumm was sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness that Captain Pollution is next. Who is Captain Pollution?

Kwame: He is the exact opposite of Captain Planet.

He is an evil clone of Captain Planet who exists with a completely destructive and insane personality to make the world a pollution-filled cesspool. He is one of the superhero's most powerful enemies due to Captain Planet weakness to pollution, though Captain Pollution, in turn, is weakened by the natural elements of the Earth, such as water, clean air, sunshine, etc.

Me: Whoa! This guy is pure evil to the core!

Lincoln: He's Captain Planet's Evil Twin.

Laney: Instead of protecting the planet he wants to destroy it.

Lori: Literally the exact opposite.

Lana: How are we gonna kill a creep like Captain Pollution?

Me: He's immortal and in every way like me and he can't be killed by conventional methods or our powers. But he is weak to the natural elements.

Laney: I have an idea.

Me: What you got Laney?

Laney: Remember how me and Crysta sealed away Hexxus into another enchanted tree?

Me: I'll never forget that Laney.

Lincoln: Yeah that was so awesome!

Laney: Me and Crysta can do the exact same thing to Captain Pollution.

Me: That's a great idea Laney. It just might work. If he's eternally sealed into a tree then he'll die and become one with all of nature. The very thing he's trying to destroy.

Luan: That is a cruel twist of irony for him.

Lynn: It sure is.

Me: But in order for that to happen we would have to summon a tremendous amount of Nature's life energy.

Laney: I can do that. I can send a message to Pips and everyone in FernGully to help us.

Me: Okay. We have to make sure that Captain Pollution never returns.

Linka (CP): (Russian Accent) It's not gonna be an easy fight but we can do it.

Lola: We sure can!

Bai Tza: Guys I just noticed something.

Maria: What is it Bai Tza?

Bai Tza: I noticed that with every Eco Villain we fought, one of my former siblings were with them.

Me: I know it's like a blast from the past in Heartless form.

Vince: First was Dai Gui.

Lori: Then Xiao Fung.

Lincoln: Then Tchang Zu.

Leni: And now Po Kong.

Me: I have a very strong feeling that Shendu is coming.

Bai Tza: And if that wretch that was once my brother appears then he will die.

Me: I killed him Bai Tza.

Jackie: And without a strong doubt he will try to get revenge on me. I foiled all his plans.

Me: I remember that Jackie. And we'll be ready for him. So far all of Bai Tza's siblings were turned into Heartless made of different elemental forces in their pure form. The Volcanic Minotaur was pure lava, the Cyclonic Toadblower was made of pure wind, the Terrifying Thundergolem was made of pure lightning and the Mountainous Heavyweight was made of solid rock. I have a strong feeling that Shendu's Heartless is gonna be made of pure fire, Tao Lan's Heartless is gonna be made of pure lunar light and Hsi Wu's heartless will be made of pure metal.

Jackie: I have a feeling you're right J.D.

Bai Tza: It's just absolutely awful that we did all kinds of terrible deeds over the course of 900 years. I was so blind for all those years.

Sam S.L.: It's not your fault Bai Tza. If anyone is to blame it's your former siblings.

Then Gaia appeared and she didn't look good.

Me: Lady Gaia what's wrong?

Gaia: (Weakly) It's Captain Pollution! He's destroying all of Erta Ale.

Me: In Ethiopia?

Gaia: That's right. You have to stop him.

Me: We're on our way Lady Gaia. Hang in there.

Gaia vanished.

Me: We have to do this now. Laney you better gather your power.

Laney: Okay J.D.

Laney stood in a meditative position and she started to glow. Thunder rumbled and a choir vocalizing was heard. The whole city and all of nature all over the area began to glow and all of natures powerful life energy began to flow right into Laney. We were amazed as Laney was glowing in a powerful sky blue aura and her energy levels were rising at an astronomical level. When it was done, Laney was completely infused with all of natures power.

Me: Laney? How do you feel?

Laney opened her eyes and her sclera were glowing aqua blue and she had a tree full of life emblazoned in the middle of her forehead.

Laney: (Echoing Voice) I feel incredible J.D. And the power of all of nature will help us.

Me: Incredible.

Lincoln: Laney you look unbelievable!

Lana: Yeah you look like you can take on the most evil of all threats to the planet.

Lola: Yeah!

Laney: I know. Lets go get Captain Pollution.

Me: You got it. Kwame we need to summon Captain Planet!

Kwame: Let our powers combine. EARTH!

Wheeler: FIRE!

Linka: WIND!

Me: LIGHTNING!

Gi: WATER!

Ma-Ti: HEART!

6 beams of light fired into the sky and combined and out of the blast came CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

He landed by us.

Me: Captain Planet it's such an honor to meet you.

Captain Planet: You too J.D. I heard a lot about you and all the good deeds you have been doing.

Me: We get that all the time.

Captain Planet (to the Planeteers): I'm very proud of you all for defeating the other eco villains by yourselves.

Me: Thanks Captain. But he have a huge problem. Your evil twin Captain Pollution is causing problems in Ethiopia.

Captain Planet: Lets go then.

We were off to Ethiopia.


We were flying over Africa. We arrived in Ethiopia and we saw the entire land area around Erta Ale completely on fire and black smoke was billowing into the sky at an incredible rate.

Me: Wow. What an inferno.

Lola: What is causing that?

Me: It's not just Captain Pollution. This is the work of something else.

We went into the inferno and we saw Captain Pollution making things worse.

Me: So that guy is Captain Pollution.

Captain Planet: That's right. He's my evil twin always trying to destroy everything.

Me: This guy really is pure evil. THORN OF THUNDERBOLT!

I fired a powerful blast of lightning at him from the Thorn of Thunderbolt and it him him and exploded.

KRABOOM!

It blasted a hole in his back.

Lola: Nice shot J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Captain Pollution flew up to us.

Me: Captain Pollution in the toxic flesh.

Captain Pollution: J.D. Knudson and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And you have Captain Planet and his Planet Weaklings.

Me: For your information you planetary biohazard, they are the Planeteers and our friends and teammates. You've tormented our planet for far too long and now you live pay for everything you've done. You've caused all this destruction and you will now pay for it.

Captain Pollution: Oh I didn't cause all this. (Points to something) He did.

We saw a creature of pure fire!

The Heartless that just appeared was a dragon made of pure fire that's hotter than the sun.

Jackie: Shendu?!

Inferno Planetkiller: You and I have a score to setttle, Jackie Chan!

Me: Shendu!? But I killed you!

Inferno Planetkiller: Yes you did J.D. and now I can kill you after I kill Jackie Chan!

Me: You want to get to Jackie, you'll have to go through me!

Bai Tza saw Shendu reborn as a Heartless and she was shocked as all get out. But that shock quickly turned into incredible rage! She fired a massive blast of water at him and a massive cloud of steam came off him and he screamed in pain.

Bai Tza: You make me sick just looking at you "Brother"!

Inferno Planetkiller: Dear sister. How could you be so blind?

Bai Tza: No "Brother", it is you that is blind. I've lived for 900 years and I had to endure the hardships of being a Demon Sorcerer and I've had to put up with all of your pathetic lies! One after the other. You are a disgrace and I should've killed you all those years ago.

Lola: Wow! Jackie I didn't know Bai Tza had a horrific vendetta against Shendu.

Jackie: All of Bai Tza's siblings had a massive vendetta against him.

Me: That is one powerful grudge. And she lived for 900 years harboring such a hateful vendetta? That's awful.

Girl Jordan: No kidding. But I'm glad I helped Bai Tza come into the light.

Me: I'm glad you did G.J. Bai Tza, I killed Shendu so I'll deal with him.

Bai Tza: Okay J.D. Show no mercy on him.

Me: With pleasure.

I walked up to him and I was looking into his eyes full of righteous fury.

Me: Shendu I will never forgive you for all the pain and suffering you've caused over the centuries.

Inferno Planetkiller: If it wasn't for Jackie Chan, I would still have my empire.

Me: You will never torment our planet ever again Shendu. Also I'm not the same as I was back when we fought the last time.

Inferno Planetkiller: How so J.D.?

I had a ring of fire appear around my feet and I was enveloped in a massive vortex of pure fire and it turned into a phoenix. When the vortex faded I was now in my Super Ebonwu 30,000 Phoenix Angel form.

Me: This is how. I'm now more powerful than ever. Shall we dance?

Inferno Planetkiller: Lets.

(Battle of The Heroes Theme from Star Wars III plays)

We went at each other and I punched Inferno Planetkiller in the face and kicked him in the stomach. Inferno Planetkiller forms a sword of pure fire and I unsheathed my sword and we clashed our blades. We were clashing our swords at a powerful and ferocious rate of such unimaginable power that it was incredible. Sparks and embers were flying everywhere and setting much of the land on fire and the whole area around the volcano was turning into a raging and massively epic conflagration of incredible fury. I fired a powerful blast of energy at Inferno Planetkiller and it hit him and exploded and I kicked him in the face and slashed him in the face and stomach.

Me: You've tormented our planet for the last time Shendu. For 900 years you've ruled and I destroyed your reign for good.

Inferno Planetkiller: I remember that. You destroyed me in the clouds of Jupiter.

Me: Yes. And since we're not in those clouds I figured it might as well be here where you will never torment our planet ever again.

Inferno Planetkiller: Bold words from a human. Maybe I'll put them on your tombstone.

Me: This fight isn't going to be over until one of us is standing. And it's not going to be you Shendu.

Inferno Planetkiller: You are right.

Me: Nice to know that we agree. Now it's time for you to say hello to Oblivion!

I went at the Inferno Planetkiller at a blazing speed and kicked him in the stomach with incredibly devastating force and then I fired a blast of magic that sealed him into a statue once again and stripped him of his powers and made them my own.

Shendu: NOT AGAIN!

Me: Yes again. And you're gonna be a great trophy for me. Now there's only one thing left undone.

I went to join the battle with Captain Pollution.

Captain Planet: You won't get away with everything you've done Pollution.

Planeteers: GO PLANET!

Captain Pollution (grabs Captain Planet by the throat): Look at everyone's favorite environmental hero now, you stupid pathetic waste! (punches Captain Planet) You've been serving the Earth for too long, Captain Planet! Now your time is up! (punches him again) And don't worry. I'll take good care of your precious Planeteers!

Nico swooped in and kicked Captain Pollution in the face and punched him several times in the stomach and kicked him in the chest with devastating force.

Nico: Captain Pollution you have Failed the entirety of the Universe.

Captain Pollution: You will fail this universe like everyone I will destroy!

Me: Not likely freak!

I punched him in the face with devastating force and fired a blast of water at him and it weakened him.

Me: You will pay for tormenting our planet Pollution!

Captain Pollution: Not if I kill you all first.

Nico: Bring it on you freak!

I went at Captain Pollution and punched him in the face and I fired a powerful blast of fire at him and burned him and Captain Pollution fired a powerful blast of energy at me and I did the same and our blasts collided and they exploded.

KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Lori called her spears of wind and spun them rapidly and fired a massive dragon of pure wind at Captain Pollution. It hit him and spun him around in a massive tornado of wind and Luna and Maria fired a massive blast of water and drenched him in water. It substantially weakened him.

Carol fired a blast of lava at Captain Pollution with Baragon's Lava blasts and she fired a blast of Destoroyah's Micro-Oxygen ray. The blasts hit him and exploded.

KRABOOOM!

Vince and Carol held hands and fired King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning and it hit him and exploded all over him.

Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and froze Captain Pollution. Lola fired a blast of fire and burned him and Lincoln and Linka fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted him bad. Carol flew up to him and had her hand in a karate chop form and it glowed orange-yellow and she slashed him in his chest and blood made of sludge and grime exploded out of him from the wound.

Me: Yuck! That was Destoroyah's Horn Katana. Deadly and powerful.

Captain Pollution belched out some sludge blood.

Captain Pollution: I will destroy us all before I let you all live! Either way you all will never make it out of here alive!

Me: We'll see about that!

Captain Pollution put his hands together and channeled all his power into a red energy ball. He had it float up into the sky.

Captain Pollution: Guess what? I just had a brilliant idea. I figured out how to beat you.

Me: Hmm?

Captain Pollution: Your power is all amazing but there's more to winning than that. Sometimes it's the smartest one that wins. Not the strongest! (Laughs Insanely)

The energy ball powered up.

Me: Uh oh.

J.D. 2: J.D. he's going to destroy the planet Earth like with how Frieza destroyed the planet Namek!

Me: (Gasp) That's not good!

Captain Pollution: NOW SAY GOOD-BYE TO EARTH!

He fired the energy ball down to the planet.

Me: Oh no!

Captain Pollution: DIE PLANET DIE!

But before the blast could hit the planet Nico teleported and caught the energy ball.

Nico: Nice try Pollution. But I know all of Frieza's moves and how he destroyed the planet Namek.

Me: Nice save Nico. (To Captain Pollution) But what you did shows that you are nothing more than a coward. Destroying all of us to make sure that we don't win isn't any way to fight. It's just another way of giving up.

Nico: Now it's time for you to die Pollution!

Me: It's combo and Final Smash Time!

Elita One: Lets start things off.

Flik: You got it Elita One.

Elita One was in jet mode and she fired lasers and missiles and Flik fired berry bombs.

Elita One and Flik: LASER BERRY BARRAGE!

The berries and lasers hit Captain Pollution and exploded.

Bubble Man: Our turn. Ready Sky Lynx?

Sky Lynx: You know I am!

Bubble Man fired a blast of water and Sky Lynx fired a powerful laser.

Bubble Man and Sky Lynx: BUBBLE LASER DEATHSTORM!

The Bubbles and Lasers hit Captain Pollution and exploded all over him.

Captain Planet: It's Final Smash time! PLANET ELEMENT STRIKE!

Captain Planet fired blasts made of Earth, Fire, Wind, Lightning and Water and they hit Captain Pollution and exploded.

Jackie: My turn. 12 TALISMAN SPIRIT STRIKE!

Jackie fired blasts from the 12 Talismans of Shendu and they represented one of each of the 12 Animals of the Chinese Zodiac. They hit Captain Pollution and exploded. He was knocked out.

Me: Now it's time to make sure you never terrorize our planet ever again.

During the battle, Nico caught a Qwilfish and a Scizor. And I found the Shen Gong Wu called the Third-Arm Sash which has the power to extend several meters and grab far away objects.


Back at the estate in our backyard, Laney was ready. She had a seed grow inside Captain Pollution after he swallowed it and she, Crysta and the fairies of FernGully helped it grow.

Nico (to Captain Pollution): I hope you like being a tree!

Me: It's gonna be your prison from now on for all of eternity. You will now be one with the very thing you've been trying to destroy.

Captain Pollution let out one final scream before he was sealed into a huge tree for all time. It bloomed with plants and flowers and all that.

Laney powered down.

We were finally free of Captain Pollution.

Nico (to Captain Planet): You want to have pizza with us? I can imagine that you've never had time to hang out with Wheeler and the others socially.

Captain: I would be honored Nico. (To the Viewers) You all have the power to do anything to save the planet. THE POWER IS YOURS!


In My room I had Shendu by my wall.

Shendu: You will pay dearly for this J.D.

Me: Don't be so sure my fiery friend. You've had this coming for over 900 years. You are now my prisoner Shendu. And besides I could use someone to talk to.

Shendu: Very well. But how long will I be sealed in this accursed statue again?

Me: For 900,000 lifetimes. Thats 67,500,000 years. Besides I beat you twice and you can at least be here for a bit.

Shendu: Very well.

Me: Now we have the rest of your brothers to deal with. I take it you heard about us encountering them when we killed the rest of the Eco Villains?

Shendu: Of course. They have been reborn as what you call Heartless.

Me: Same with you Shendu. We have the Heartless of Tso Lan and Hsi Wu left to face.

Shendu: You do know that it was my brother Hsi Wu that played with Jade Chan's feelings right?

Me: How can I forget that? What he did was absolutely despicable. You mess with someones feelings like that and there will be hell to pay. I take it you know the old saying "Hell Hath no fury like a Woman Scorned."

Shendu: Of course. I've seen how dangerous women can be.

Me: We agree on that. But nobody should have to hear that.

(CHAPTER 689)

It starts in Gotham Royal York's central park. I picked up an easter egg colored red, orange and yellow.

Me: Pretty colors.

I put the egg in my basket.

Me: (To the viewers) Oh hello there. Today is a special day here in Gotham Royal York Central Park and all over the world in the Christian Religion. Today is April 21st, 2019 A.K.A. Easter Sunday and this is a very important day in the Christian Religion. 2 days ago, in the year 33 A.D., Jesus Christ our lord and savior was condemned to be executed on the cross by the Jewish People. It was a gut-wrenching day and Jesus Christ died a horrible and agonizing death so that he can make the ultimate sacrifice to have our sins forgiven. That day 2 days ago is what we call Good Friday. Jesus said that in 3 days after he dies he will come back from the dead. And today is that day. Easter Sunday celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ and his great ascension into Heaven. We also celebrate this glorious holiday with an awesome Easter Egg hunt. Every year we hunt for these awesome Easter Eggs that are filled with chocolate, candy, jelly beans, and in rare circles: Money. Easter is a major holiday for all of us and it's a fun one too.

It was also day 7 of the Earth Week Project.

We picked up numerous eggs of different colors as we walked through the park and collected all kinds of Easter Eggs of many colors and designs. But we were also having another contest. Whoever finds an Easter Egg made entirely out of solid gold wins an awesome trophy and a giant 10 pound chocolate bar.

Lana picked up a blue easter egg. And as luck would have it she found the solid gold easter egg!

Lana: I found the gold Egg!

Laney: Way to go Lana!

Lana had won the contest. But then she saw something sticking out of the grass like a sore thumb.

Lana: What's this?

She pulled it out and it was a sword.

Lana: Wow! I found a sword!

It was a goldish-bronze scimitar with a black handguard, simple grip, and an oriental pommel with a tassel at the end.

Me: Hmm. I've never seen a sword like that one.

J.D. 2: That sword is a Shen Gong Wu.

Me: Oh wow. It's a Shen Gong Wu?

J.D. 2: Yep. It's called the Sword of The Storm. It can create powerful blasts of wind and even tornadoes.

Me: Wow! That's incredible.

J.D. 2: It is.

Me: Lana that sword is a Shen Gong Wu called the Sword of The Storm. It's a powerful Shen Gong Wu that can create powerful blasts of wind and tornadoes.

Lana: Oh that is awesome! I'll be careful with it.

Lana had won the trophy and the huge chocolate bar and got an awesome Shen Gong Wu to boot.

We had an awesome breakfast outside in the yard by the lake. We were having pancakes, waffles and omelettes. During the Easter Egg Hunt, Nico caught a Shuckle and a Heracross.

I was having blueberry waffles and chocolate pancakes.

Manaphy, Poromon, and Poliwag: HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!

Nico: Thanks guys.

May: This is so awesome

Nico: Happy Easter, May.

May: You too Nico.

Me: Mmm. Yummy pancakes and waffles.

Lana: I'll say. Dad makes awesome breakfasts.

Varie: He sure does.

Carmen: Sis, can I eat the chocolate from some of the eggs?

Maria: Only a couple of chocolates sis.

Carmen: Okay.

Carmen ate some chocolates.

Lori Jimenez looked at her breakfast and it reminded her of something from her past. And then she broke down crying.

We were concerned about this.

Me: Lori?

We went over and we were concerned.

Me: Lori what's wrong?

Laney: Why are you crying?

Optimus Prime: I wonder what has Lori so upset?

Scattershot: Boy I don't know Optimus.

Gi: Lori you can tell us what's wrong?

Me: Yeah Lori.

Lori J.: (Sniffles) This reminds me of my mother. Before she died! (Crying)

We were saddened by what happened.

Me: What happened to your mom Lori?

Lincoln: You can tell us Lori and we can try to help you.

Lori J.: (Sniffles) Okay. It was back several months ago. Before I met you guys.

FLASHBACK

Lori J.: (Narrating) The Cybertronian War was in its climax and Optimus Prime and the Autobots were fighting Galvatron and the Decepticons to stop a black hole from destroying the universe. Using the cover of the war, Dr. Blight set out to cause a lot of damage to the planet. My mother Gloria got word about Dr. Blight's plots and she tried to stop her.

FLASHBACK PAUSES

Me: How does your mother know Dr. Blight?

Lori J.: This may come as quite as a shock to you all but Dr. Barbara Blight is my moms sister and she's also my aunt.

We gasped in sheer horror. Dr. Blight, the most evil mad scientist trying to destroy the planets ecosystem is also related to Lori Jimenez's mom.

Me: My gosh! We had no idea she was your aunt Lori.

Lori J.: It's worse than that J.D.

FLASHBACK RESUMES

Lori J.: My mother tried to stop her from launching a chemical weapon into the atmosphere to destroy the ozone layer. She succeeded by pressing a self-destruct button and it blew up the rocket containing the chemical weapon. But Dr. Blight became enraged and she stabbed my mother in the chest! Killing her! (Crying)

FLASHBACK ENDS

We were absolutely horrified and shocked.

Shockwave: That is awful.

Hot Shot: That woman is a monster. I can't believe she would kill her own sister like that in cold blood.

Batman: Lori, I'm so sorry. I know just how you feel. I know what it's like to lose a parent. I lost both of my parents in an act of revenge when my father got a local mob boss arrested.

Superman: I know how you feel too Lori. I lost both of my parents when the planet Krypton exploded and killed all my people.

Me: That's right Lori. Most of us all come from tragic backgrounds and lifestyles.

Volcana: It's not a pretty lifestyle Lori.

Sasuke: That's right. I lost my whole clan due to the corruption of the village elders.

Naruto: I lost my family because of a rogue Uchiha that was out to destroy the planet and kill everyone.

Me: Yeah. Lots of us come from lifestyles that are good and bad.

Optimus Prime: I had no idea you all had rough lives.

Me: It's been like that for all of us Optimus. But Lori, I promise you that when Dr. Blight makes her move, Justice will be brought to that malevolent monster. I promise you.

Lori J.: Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome. But before we go after Dr. Blight we need to know more about her. If she is as dangerous as the Planeteers say she is then we have a huge challenge ahead of us.

Kwame: You are correct J.D.

Wheeler: Dr. Blight is the most evil eco villain we know. She even tried to get a nuclear bomb to Adolf Hitler!

We gasped in fright when we heard Wheeler say that name!

Me: She tried to give a nuke to the most hated man in all of our history!? The very leader of the Nazi's who terrorized all of Europe during World War II!?

Linka (CP): That's right J.D.

Me: She is just as Anti-God as Hitler. And my grandfathers both fought in World War II against him. My father calls Hitler and all the Nazi's and all of Nazism all Anti-God because it's beyond pure evil. Hitler was responsible for the deaths of over 500,000 people back in 1943 during the Holocaust and we had to kill him and save the world or we would have no future. But lets focus on the matter at hand.

Dr. Blight began her career researching biological and chemical warfare and, thus, has a host of deadly and dangerous weapons at her disposal. She represents the dark side of science, using her vast knowledge to create biological monstrosities, wipe out entire populations of plants and animals, and generally wreak havoc on Earth. She even used a time machine in order to sell an atomic bomb to Adolf Hitler himself, which was considered her most evil act by the Planeteers. Bambi Blight was the first person to reveal that Dr. Blight will often flirt or flatter in order to get her way, though she is unafraid to stand up for herself if one of the other Eco-Villains dares to upset her.

Her supercomputer, MAL, is programmed for pure evil. MAL's high level of artificial intelligence is often devoted solely to calculating new and diabolical ways to destroy Captain Planet and the Planeteers, leaving Dr. Blight to pursue more creative research. Sometimes, she will be very pleasant and flirtatious towards MAL, while at other times, she will become extremely angry, violent and aggressive when dealing with him.

Dr. Blight sees herself a fashion plate, often appearing in a chic long-sleeved jump suit and high-cut boots. She wears a utility belt to which various items may be attached. Her hairstyle help hide the huge scar on the left side of her face. The scar's origin has never been explained, but it was likely caused by one of her experiments. Blight likes to show off her figure by wearing skin-tight jumpsuits, usually colored pink.

As an Eco-Villain, her character symbolizes the dangers of uncontrolled technology and scientific experimentation. In the two-part Captain Planet episode, Mission to Save Earth, Dr. Blight was one of the five Eco Villains who created Captain Pollution. They did this by creating and using five Anti-Elemental Rings consisting of Super Radiation, Deforestation, Smog, Toxins, and Hate. Barbara's element was Hate. Unfortunately for the Eco Villains, though, Captain Pollution was destroyed along with the rings, leading Blight and the other villains to flee.

Me: So Dr. Blight is a Chemical Warfare specialist.

Wheeler: That's right. She wants to destroy the entirety of nature and all of humanity with chemical and biological weapons.

Me: Just what the world needs. Another mad scientist running amok. But this time she wants to destroy the entire human race.

Laney: I can't believe she is that evil.

Thundercracker: That woman needs to be stopped and killed now.

Me: We'll attack when she makes her move Thundercracker. But until then we have to wait. Also we're gonna have to figure out a way to take out her supercomputer sidekick.

Lori L.: I know. That woman literally disgusts me.

Me: She disgusts all of us.

Ben: What environmental activities do we have planned for today?

Me: We're gonna be talking about the affects of Global Warming and chemicals.

We did so. 45 minutes later Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: Lady Gaia. What's up?

Gaia: Dr. Blight is trying to melt the polar ice in Antarctica. You have to stop her.

Me: We're on our way. Looks like Dr. Blight has made her move. Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers, lets fly!

We set out for Antarctica.


SOUTH POLE, ANTARCTICA


We arrived over in Antarctica and we saw a huge factory in the middle of the Antarctica continent.

Me: This factory is not supposed to be here.


In the factory, Dr. Blight was working on her latest experiment.

Dr. Blight: Nearly complete and everyone will all die.

Then a massive fiery explosion blasted a hole into the roof of the factory and we came in.

We saw Dr. Barbara Blight in the flesh.

Me: Dr. Barbara Blight, I presume?

Dr. Blight: That's right. J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What brings you all here?

Me: What else? We're here to kill you and destroy all your experiments.

Lori walked up to Dr. Blight.

Lori J.: Hello Aunt Barbara.

Dr. Blight: Lori. My dear niece.

Lori J.: I'm not your niece anymore! I know you killed my mother during the Cybertronian war! You used the war as a cover so you can destroy the Earth!

Thundercracker: Wait... you used the Cybertronian War to your advantage, didn't you?! You did your experiments and lured Lori's mom to her death, knowing full well that Prime and the others would be too occupied with fighting us, Megatron, and Starscream!

Blight: Very good. And people say that Decepticons aren't too smart.

Skywarp: Don't get too cocky! We just need to blast you and you'll be finished!

Me: She will be dead by our hands Skywarp.

I noticed that her hair was blown back and I noticed that she had an ugly scar over 45% of the left side of her face and her eye was badly burned.

Me: What happened to your face Blight?

Dr. Blight: I had an accident that rendered me scarred because of it.

Me: That's all I wanted to know.

Lori J.: You are gonna pay for killing my mom Barbara. You are no longer part of our family! And I will make sure that justice is dealt!

Nico: Dr. Blight, you have failed this city!

Me: More like she has failed the entire universe!

Sam S.L.: You remind me of my deceased parents! Only way more evil!

Me: She is beyond pure evil Sam. She makes even the devil himself look like a joke.

Then a mass of stars appeared and it was a heartless.

The Heartless that just appeared was a creature made of stars and gravity.

Kraven: (Russian Accent) Tso Lan!

Stellar Gravityhorror: Kraven. It seems the hunter has become the hunted!

Me: Tso Lan!

Bai Tza was shocked to see one of her brothers as a Heartless.

Bai Tza: But you were killed brother! How are you still here!?

Stellar Gravityhorror: Quite frankly my dear sister Bai Tza, I was reborn thanks to the hatred of Dr. Blight here.

Blight: That's not the only Heartless I have!

Another Heartless appeared. This one was a humanoid figure made of pure ice.

Nico: Strikemaster Ice?!

Cryofreezer Demon: That's right! And I got new powers and a new look to go with my name now!

Me: But you died when we faced Shendu and his siblings and the Dark Hand!

Cryofreezer Demon: Yes and now I have a score to settle with Nico!

Nico: What are you angry at me for? Francis was the one who killed you!

Cryofreezer Demon: Yeah. But you were the one who talked back to me. I have feelings too, you know!

Nico: I guess your feelings make you as pathetic as a turkey sandwich.

Me: Lets take them down!

We went at them.


BATTLE 1: Stellar Gravityhorror


Kraven punched the Stellar Gravityhorror in the face and Sam S.L. fired a powerful blast of fire at it. It burned him.

Leni punched him in the face with a gravity enhanced punch and the Destruction Mini-Con Team went at him.

Buzzsaw - the bucket-wheel excavator slashed the Stellar Gravityhorror with his bucket excavator sawblade wheel.

Drill Bit - the tunneling machine pierced the Stellar Gravityhorror with his powerful drill.

Dualor - the Gepard anti-aircraft tank fired numerous missiles and laser blasts and they hit the Stellar Gravityhorror and exploded.

Gargoyle threw a massive rock at the Stellar Gravityhorror.

Buzzsaw: Lets use our combo team, Gargoyle.

Drill Bit: You got it Buzzsaw.

Dualor: Lets do it!

Gargoyle agreed.

The Destruction Mini-Con Team fired numerous lasers and missiles and Gargoyle threw a huge rock.

Destruction Mini-Con Team: LASER MINE EXPLOSION-BOULDER!

The lasers merged with the rock and turned it into a huge bomb and it hit the Stellar Gravityhorror and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Sam S.L.: My turn for my final smash. VOLCANIC FIRESTORM SLASH!

Sam formed a sword of pure lava and slashed the Stellar Gravityhorror and it exploded. Kraven then used a powerful spell that sealed Tso Lan into a Statue and Kraven had an awesome trophy.

Kraven (looks at Tso Lan's statue): It seems I have another trophy to add to my collection.

Me: You sure do Sergei. Great job.


BATTLE 2: Cryofreezer Demon.


Nico punched the Cryofreezer Demon in the face.

Nico: Is that the best you got you pissant. My mother hits better than you.

Cryofreezer Demon: YOU MAKE ME SICK NICO!

The Cryofreezer Demon fired a blast of ice at Nico and then a shadowy figure appeared and it went at Black Widow.

She dodged it and she saw a ninja in black clothes.

Black Widow: Look's like we're dealing with a Hydra Agent.

Ben saw the Hydra symbol.

Ben: That sure is a Hydra Agent. But he's a dead one.

Ben turned into Eatle.

Ben: EATLE!

Eatle ate some metal and fired a green energy laser from his horn and killed the Hydra Agent.

Nico punched Cryofreezer Demon in the stomach and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the wall.

Nico: You are just a big baby that is just as pathetic as his bitch of a mother.

Cryofreezer Demon was enraged!

Cryofreezer Demon: I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF NICO!

Nico got a massive increase in power!

Nico: Thanks for the power increase and I've heard better snapbacks from a turkey sandwich. Go fuck yourself!

That was the insult that made him explode! Cryofreezer Demon went at Nico and he dodged all his strikes with ease.

Chromia placed a detonator on the Cryofreezer Demon's back without him noticing a thing.

Chromia: Combo time Eatle!

Eatle: You got it Chromia!

Eatle fired an energy beam from his horn and Chromia had a detonator remote.

Eatle and Chromia: LASER BOMB DESTROYER!

The Energy beam hit the Cryofreezer Demon as Chromia pressed the button on the detonator remote and it exploded.

KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Thundercracker: Yee haw! That was awesome!

Ironhide (G1): That's my girlfriend for ya.

Black Widow: Now to finish you for good with my Final Smash! SPIDER VENOM SHRED!

Black Widow fired a blast of lightning and shredded Cryofreezer Demon into melted ice!

Nico: StrikeMaster Ice you have failed this world.


BATTLE 3: Dr. Blight!


Lori was facing Dr. Blight. And she had a look of pure rage on her face directed at Blight.

Lori J.: I will never forgive you for killing my mother Blight! You took my mother away from me and you will pay for that!

Dr. Blight then unsheathed an energy sword and they clashed! They clashed violently and it was unbelievable and they were sending sparks all over the place as the whole lab and factory was set on fire.

Dr. Blight backed away and used her ring of Hate.

Dr. Blight: HATE!

She fired a blast of pure evil energy and it made us more powerful than ever before.

Me: Wow! What power!

Nico: Dr. Blight's Hate Ring has extremely powerful negative energy that is so strong that it makes all the other villains hatred look like that of small children.

Sam S.L.: No kidding.

Lori then slashed off Blight's right arm and she screamed in excruciating pain and Sam punched her in the face and fired a blast of fire at her and burned her face even more.

Lori J.: This is for my mother Blight! Good-bye and go to Hell!

Lori stabbed Dr. Blight in the head with her sword and Dr. Blight then exploded into flames and she was incinerated into ashes!

Lori J.: Burn in Hell.

Lori then broke down crying and Nick came and comforted her.

Nick: It's all right Lori. It's all right.

I took the Ring of Hate. It was the final ring and the last trophy of the Eco Villains of the planeteers.

Sam S.L.: (To the Viewers) Hatred is never okay for anything human, planet or anything! Remember that.

Me: You got that right Sam. (To the Viewers) This was a memorable Easter. I hope you all collect lots of good easter eggs and candy and may the blessings of the Lord be with you always.

I wink at the screen and an Easter Egg irised in on my face.

It was the final day of our Earth Week project. It was April 22nd, 2019 A.K.A. Earth Day and it was the day we give appreciation to the very planet we call home: Planet Earth.

We were picking up garbage and getting ready for the announcement of the trophy.

Lincoln: Happy Earth Day, Earth.

Earth: Thanks Linky.

Lily picked up garbage and she threw some bottles into a bin.

Then Gaia appeared.

Gaia: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Planeteers.

Me: What's wrong Lady Gaia?

Gaia: Four new villains appeared and they are wreaking havoc in the crater that was once Springfield.

Me: Do you know who they are?

Gaia: They call themselves the Fossil Fuel 4.

Bart: The Fossil Fuel 4!? The team of bad guys that killed Radioactive Man!?

Me: Sounds like these guys are really bad news Bart.

Bart: They are.

Stewie: What can you tell us about them Bart?

Bart: Well first there's Old King Coal. He's a man made entirely out of coal based on the old nursery rhyme Old King Cole. He fires coal from his scepter. Next is Petroleus Rex. He's a dinosaur that was once a skilled scientist named Rex Bernstein. Next is French femme fatale Charcoal Briquette and she shoots fire from the grill on her head. And lastly is The Fracker. He blasts out polluted water from a pipe he uses.

Me: Wow! Boy these guys sound like they are really bad news! We're on our way Lady Gaia. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!

We set out for the Springfield Radioactive Crater.


SPRINGFIELD RADIOACTIVE CRATER, OREGON


We arrived and we saw Radioactive Man facing the Fossil Fuel 4.

Bart was flying and he was in his Superhero Alter Ego, BARTMAN!

Me: Whoa! So these are the executioners of Radioactive Man. And that guy in the red must be Radioactive Man.

Bartman: That's him J.D. He's one of the most awesome superheroes ever. Lets go.

We went at them and punched the Fossil Fuel 4 in their faces and sent them crashing into the ground.

Me: Thought you could use some help Radioactive Man.

Radioactive Man: Nice to finally meet you, J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: Fossil Fuel Four, you have failed this city!

Me: These guys are the ones that are going to kill you Radioactive Man.

Bartman: It says so in this comic I got before we destroyed Springfield.

Bartman showed him the Comic he got "The Death of Radioactive Man."

Radioactive Man: You all arrived just in time. If you hadn't I would've died.

Me: Yeah. But lets take these freaks down. No more fossil fuels will be used to poison the atmosphere!

Nico: You losers give the Fantastic Four a really bad name!

Me: Lets get them!

We went at them.


BATTLE 1: Old King Coal.


Stewie was facing Old King Coal. The monster that embodies the fossil fuel of Coal. Coal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock, formed as rock strata called coal seams. Coal is mostly carbon with variable amounts of other elements; chiefly hydrogen, sulfur, oxygen, and nitrogen. Coal is formed if dead plant matter decays into peat and over millions of years the heat and pressure of deep burial converts the peat into coal. Vast deposits of coal originates in former wetlands—called coal forests—that covered much of the Earth's tropical land areas during the late Carboniferous (Pennsylvanian) and Permian times.

As a fossil fuel burned for heat, coal supplies about a quarter of the world's primary energy and two-fifths of its electricity. Some iron and steel making and other industrial processes burn coal.

The extraction and use of coal causes many premature deaths and much illness. Coal damages the environment, including by climate change as it is the largest anthropogenic source of carbon dioxide, 14 Gt in 2016, which is 40% of the total fossil fuel emissions. As part of the worldwide energy transition many countries have stopped using or use less coal.

The largest consumer and importer of coal is China. China mines account for almost half the world's coal, followed by India with about a tenth. Australia accounts for about a third of world coal exports followed by Indonesia and Russia.

For over 370 million years coal has been in the ground and we've been using Coal for as long as anyone can remember. But we're also poisoning the atmosphere with it.

Stewie dodged a blast of coal fired from Old King Coal.

Stewie (in his head): If I can ignite the coal when it's near him, I might be able to damage him!

Stewie dodged another blast and got close and fired a blast of fire from his ray gun and it ignited him and completely incinerated him.

Stewie: This planet is gonna be clean and coal free whether you like it or not you bastard!


BATTLE 2: Petroleus Rex.


Bowser Jr. was facing Petroleus Rex. The monster that embodies the fossil fuel of Gasoline and Petroleum Fuel. Gasoline, petrol (British English) or gas (American English) is a colorless petroleum-derived flammable liquid that is used primarily as a fuel in spark-ignited internal combustion engines. It consists mostly of organic compounds obtained by the fractional distillation of petroleum, enhanced with a variety of additives. On average, a 42-U.S.-gallon (160-liter) barrel of crude oil yields about 19 U.S. gallons (72 liters) of gasoline after processing in an oil refinery, though this varies based on the crude oil assay.

The characteristic of a particular gasoline blend to resist igniting too early (which causes knocking and reduces efficiency in reciprocating engines) is measured by its octane rating. Gasoline is produced in several grades of octane rating. Tetraethyl lead and other lead compounds are no longer used in most areas to increase octane rating (still used in aviation and auto-racing). Other chemicals are frequently added to gasoline to improve chemical stability and performance characteristics, control corrosiveness and provide fuel system cleaning. Gasoline may contain oxygen-containing chemicals such as ethanol, MTBE or ETBE to improve combustion.

Gasoline used in internal combustion engines can have significant effects on the local environment, and is also a contributor to global human carbon dioxide emissions. Gasoline can also enter the environment uncombusted, both as liquid and as vapor, from leakage and handling during production, transport and delivery (e.g., from storage tanks, from spills, etc.). As an example of efforts to control such leakage, many underground storage tanks are required to have extensive measures in place to detect and prevent such leaks. Gasoline contains benzene and other known carcinogens.

Petroleus Rex fired a stream of gasoline at Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr: You know what the bad thing about Gasoline is?

Petroleus Rex: No. What?

Bowser Jr: It's easily flammable! (breathes fire onto the gasoline)

Firestar (G1): Lets blast this freak with our combo

Killer Frost: You got it Firestar.

Killer Frost fired a blast of ice and snow and Firestar fired a massive laser blast.

Firestar (G1) and Killer Frost: FIREICE DEATHBLAST!

The blasts combined and they hit Petroleus Rex and he exploded was burning.

Killer Frost: Time to finish him Land Military Mini-Cons

Bonecrusher (Mini-Con): You got it Louise.

Bonecrusher the missile truck - fired a missile.

Knock Out the armored personnel carrier - fired his blast cannon.

Wreckage the twin-missile tank - fired his twin missiles.

Killer Frost fired a massive blast of snow and ice.

Killer Frost and the Land Military Mini-Con Team: ICESHARD MISSILE DESTROYER!

The Ice Shards and missiles blew him to pieces and he was incinerated.


BATTLE 3: Charcoal Briquette


Lisa, Inque and Lori were facing the French Femme Fatale, Charlcoal Briquette. She embodies Charcoal Briquettes used for cooking. Charcoal briquettes sold for cooking food can include:

Wood charcoal (fuel)

Lignite coal (fuel)

Anthracite coal (fuel)

Limestone (ash colourant)

Starch (binder)

Borax (release agent)

Sodium nitrate (accelerant)

Sawdust

Wax (some brands: binder, accelerant, ignition facilitator).

Chaff (rice chaff and peanut chaff)

Some briquettes are compressed and dried brown coal extruded into hard blocks. This is a common technique for low rank coals. They are typically dried to 12-18% moisture, and are primarily used in household and industry.

Lori: You literally disgust me! I can't believe that you would use hickory charcoal to destroy!

Charcoal Briquette: (French Accent) You are no better my little American sass-mouth.

Lisa threw a chemical bomb at Charcoal Briquette and it exploded into fire and she kicked her in the face.

Inque (fires ink at Charcoal Briquette): Hope this cools you off!

But Charcoal Briquette dodged it.

Lori: Lets see how you survive this deadly gas.

Lori grunted hard and out came and explosive fart and it hit Charcoal Briquette square in the face and her fire ignited the fart and it exploded and she was incinerated.

Inque: That was very clever Lori.

Lisa: Indeed 1st borne eldest sibling. Your flatulence problem may prove to be a very good weapon when the situation calls for it.

Lori: Thanks Lisa. It just literally might.

Inque: But you did great.

Lori: Thanks Inque.


BATTLE 4: The Fracker.


Me, Rubberband Man, Tecna, Lily, Venom, Tecna, Layla, Nico and Radioactive Man were facing the enemy of all drinking water everywhere: THE FRACKER. Hydraulic fracturing (also fracking, fraccing, frac'ing, hydrofracturing or hydrofracking) is a well stimulation technique in which rock is fractured by a pressurized liquid. The process involves the high-pressure injection of 'fracking fluid' (primarily water, containing sand or other proppants suspended with the aid of thickening agents) into a wellbore to create cracks in the deep-rock formations through which natural gas, petroleum, and brine will flow more freely. When the hydraulic pressure is removed from the well, small grains of hydraulic fracturing proppants (either sand or aluminium oxide) hold the fractures open.

Hydraulic fracturing began as an experiment in 1947, and the first commercially successful application followed in 1950. As of 2012, 2.5 million "frac jobs" had been performed worldwide on oil and gas wells; over one million of those within the U.S. Such treatment is generally necessary to achieve adequate flow rates in shale gas, tight gas, tight oil, and coal seam gas wells. Some hydraulic fractures can form naturally in certain veins or dikes.

Hydraulic fracturing is highly controversial in many countries. Its proponents advocate the economic benefits of more extensively accessible hydrocarbons,[6][7] as well as replacing coal with gas, which is cleaner and emits less carbon dioxide (CO2). Opponents argue that these are outweighed by the potential environmental impacts, which include risks of ground and surface water contamination, air and noise pollution, and the triggering of earthquakes, along with the consequential hazards to public health and the environment.

Methane leakage is also a problem directly associated with hydraulic fracturing, as a Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) report in the US highlights, where the leakage rate in Pennsylvania during extensive testing and analysis was found to be approximately 10%, or over five times the reported figures. This leakage rate is considered representative of the hydraulic fracturing industry in the US generally. The EDF have recently announced a satellite mission to further locate and measure methane emissions.

Increases in seismic activity following hydraulic fracturing along dormant or previously unknown faults are sometimes caused by the deep-injection disposal of hydraulic fracturing flowback (a byproduct of hydraulically fractured wells), and produced formation brine (a byproduct of both fractured and nonfractured oil and gas wells). For these reasons, hydraulic fracturing is under international scrutiny, restricted in some countries, and banned altogether in others. The European Union is drafting regulations that would permit the controlled application of hydraulic fracturing.

The Fracker slammed his pipe into the ground and pulled a valve and the flaming fracking fluid came at us and we dodged it.

Rubberband Man (avoids Fracker's polluted water): I'm not surprised if some of that water came from the sewers!

Me: Hey Fracker, don't you realize that your method of energy is dangerous?

Fracker: Studies show I'm America's best hope for energy independence. (Laughs)

Me: That is absolute bullshit.

Radioactive Man: Those studies were industry financed!

Fracker fired a blast of flammable water at Radioactive Man and I fired a tremendous blast of fire at the water and it ignited it.

Fracker: You lie!

Me: He's not lying! And you've poisoned our water for far too long you natural gas fuck!

The fire went into the pipe and blew it completely apart!

Me: Lets finish this freak!

Rubberband Man punched Fracker with a huge fist and sent him flying. Tecna fired a rainbow prism blast and burned him and Layla fired a blast of water and drenched him. Lily fired a blast of Glowing Water and it drenched him and Radioactive Man fired a blast of radiation at Fracker and burned him.

Lincoln: Time to call in the special forces Luna.

Luna: You got it bro.

Luna and Lincoln put on brown rings with the letter R on them.

Luna and Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They formed a portal and out came the Ripping Friends.

Crag: Hey Luna. We haven't seen you all in a while.

Luna: We've been very busy saving the world. We're facing him. (Points to the Fracker)

Lincoln: He's trying to poison our water supply with Fracking.

Chunk: Whoa you can't say that here.

Rip: Shut up you dumb head!

Crag: Fracking is really Hydrolic Drilling. We'll gladly help out. Come on fellas.

Crag, Chunk, Rip, Slab, Luna and Lincoln: (ECHOING) IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They slammed their rings together and got a massive power increase. They went at The Fracker and mercilessly pulverized him into pulp. Crag punched him in the stomach and Slab punched him in the face and stomach and Rip got on his shoulders and got him in a nasty bonecrushing neck hold. Chunk punched Fracker in the leg and broke it with the brute force of his strength. Luna grabbed the Fracker's tongue and bit it with a major league chomp that bit his tongue off and blood was pouring out of his mouth. Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.

Firestar (G1): Lets get him with our combo!

Nita: (Brother Bear) Lets get him Firestar.

Nita turned into a grizzly bear and Firestar fired a laser blast.

Firestar and Nita: FLAMING GRIZZLY LASERSTRIKE!

The lasers merged with Nita and she slashed the Fracker and he was burned and had a nasty wound. Bartman punched the Fracker in the face and kicked him right where the sun doesn't shine with devastating force.

Me: Final Smash time.

Radioactive Man: I'll start us off. GAMMA RAY ENERGY!

Radioactive Man fired a blast of Radiation and it hit the Fracker and blew a hole in his chest.

Inque: My turn. INK SCYTHE SLASH!

Inque formed her arm into a scythe blade and slashed his black heart.

Crag: Shall we do a Final Smash J.D.?

Me: Go for it Crag!

Crag: Lets get him fellas!

Crag, Chunk, Rip, Slab, Luna and Lincoln: RIPPING FRIENDS JUSTICE PUNCH!

Luna, Lincoln and the Ripping Friends jumped into the air and their fists glowed in colored energy and they flew at the Fracker and they hit him was knocked down.

Me: Oh that was awesome!

Venom picked him up.

Venom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks so little time.

Venom ate the Fracker.

Me: That was great Venom!

But then we got an unexpected surprise. A Heartless appeared. It was flying really fast and it was almost too hard to keep up with it. The Heartless that just appeared looked like a bat made out of metal.

Jade: Hsi Wu?!

Steelwing Skyterror (grins evilly): Hello, Jade! Did you miss me?

Jade: You have a lot of nerve coming back here Hsi Wu!

Bai Tza: We encountered the rest of our siblings "brother".

Jackie (grabs Steelwing Skyterror by the throat): You think it's funny to play with Jade's feelings?! She trusted you! And you manipulated her!

Steelwing Skyterror: It probably wouldn't have happened if you had just given me my tail in the first place!

Jade: Uncle Jackie, let me handle this. I got a score to settle with this freak.

Me: Here Jade. You'll need these then.

I took off my Talisman belt and gave it to Jade.

Jade took my belt.

Jade: Thanks J.D.

Jade put on the belt and she was ready. Jade spread her wings and flew at him and punched the Steelwing Skyterror in the face and kicked him in the stomach. She fired a blast of fire energy from her hand and she fired lasers from her eyes. They hit the Steelwing Skyterror and exploded.

KRABOOM!

Jade punched him in the face some more and kicked him into the air. She flew up to him and dealt him a spinning axe kick and sent him flying to the ground.

Jade: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FAMILY!

Jade fired a powerful energy blast at him and it hit him and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

The power of the explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it destroyed the crater and blew the area apart. The crater filled up with water from the ocean and the Steelwing Skyterror was floating in the water. Jade casted a powerful magic spell that turned Hsi Wu into a statue.

Me: Just like his brothers and sister.

Jade: Yep.

Me: You did really well Jade. Well done.

Jade: Thanks J.D.

Thor: Me and Hulk actually have fought a villain that also goes by the name of Radioactive Man.

Radioactive Man: Well, I can assure you. I am not related to that villain in any way.

Thor: Well that's a relief.

Me: Lets head home.

During the battle Nico caught an Ursaring and a Sneasel.

Radioactive Man: (To the Viewers) Never mess with the power of clean and safe energy or you will be asking for trouble.


We were back home and at Gotham Royal York Central Park we were having the award ceremony. Mrs. Johnson was hosting.

Mrs. Johnson: Good evening everyone. Today is Earth Day as you all know and we have a very special award ceremony for you all. Over the course of the last 8 days from April 15th to today we have had a magnificent project done by our very own class and we have had a tremendous amount of progress done. Our class has not only done recycling and gathering up all the materials used for recycling but also spread out all over the planet and helped clean up the pollution and cleaned up the oceans and destroyed the villains that were destroying the entire ecosystem. So without further ado I present the Earth Day Greatest Recycler Trophy to J.D. Knudson, Lincoln & Laney Loud and Clyde McBride.

Everyone cheered and I held the trophy.

Me: Thank you all so much! It's an honor to be given this trophy

Lincoln: We couldn't have gotten this trophy if it weren't for the support of everyone we helped out all over the world.

Laney: And thank you to everyone in our family and to our friends, neighbors and everyone who helped us.

?: And I have something else too.

On the stage was the founder, president and CEO of the United Nations Environment Programne, Inger Andersen.

The United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP), an agency of the United Nations, coordinates the organization's environmental activities and assists developing countries in implementing environmentally sound policies and practices. It was founded by Maurice Strong, its first director, as a result of the United Nations Conference on the Human Environment (Stockholm Conference) in June 1972 and has overall responsibility for environmental problems among United Nations agencies; however, international talks on specialized issues, such as addressing climate change or combating desertification, are overseen by other UN organizations, like the Bonn-based Secretariat of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change and the United Nations Convention to Combat Desertification. UNEP's activities cover a wide range of issues regarding the atmosphere, marine and terrestrial ecosystems, environmental governance and green economy. It has played a significant role in developing international environmental conventions, promoting environmental science and information and illustrating the way those can be implemented in conjunction with policy, working on the development and implementation of policy with national governments, regional institutions in conjunction with environmental non-governmental organizations (NGOs). UNEP has also been active in funding and implementing environment related development projects.

UNEP frequently uses the alternative name UN Environment.

UN Environment has aided in the formulation of guidelines and treaties on issues such as the international trade in potentially harmful chemicals, transboundary air pollution, and contamination of international waterways. Relevant documents, including scientific papers, are available via the UNEP Document Repository.

The World Meteorological Organization and UN Environment established the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) in 1988. UN Environment is also one of several Implementing Agencies for the Global Environment Facility (GEF) and the Multilateral Fund for the Implementation of the Montreal Protocol, and it is also a member of the United Nations Development Group. The International Cyanide Management Code, a programme of best practice for the chemical's use at gold mining operations, was developed under UN Environment's aegis.

Me: Ms. Anderson of the UNEP. It's truly an honor.

Inger: You too J.D. And I have something for you all.

A secretary had a pillow with gold medals that had the planet Earth on them and the outside looked like the sun.

Inger: We got word of all your recent activities that you all were doing all over the planet and in dealing with those ruffians that have been destroying our planet and all the good deeds that you've done to help further eliminate all the harmful effects being inflicted to our planet. So on behalf of the United Nations Environment Programme as founder and president I am pleased to present you with our highest honor: The Earth Environment Hero Medal. For going above and beyond the call of duty to help save our planet.

Everyone cheered and we had the medals placed around our necks and we were praised as heroes of the planet Earth. And Planet Earth was fully on its way to a strong recovery to what it was before all the pollution started.

Teresa (kisses Francis): Happy Earth Day, Francis.

Francis: You too babe.

Me: I would like to close this awesome Earth Day with a song.

The song opened with Swahili chanting and the sun rose in the background.

Me: (Singing Divinely)

From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done

There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love

Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love

Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life.

Everyone saw the beauty and majesty of our planet and the creatures and all of life that live on the planet we call our home. When the song was done everyone from all over the city cheered wildly.

Me: THANK YOU!

Mrs. Johnson: Great song J.D.!

Me: Thanks Mrs. Johnson. It was so awesome doing the Earth Week Project with all of you.

Mrs. Johnson: I'm glad you all had fun.

Lincoln: We sure did.

Me: Happy Earth Day everyone!

Everyone: Happy Earth Day J.D.

We put the trophy and the medals in our trophy case and we were so proud of what we did for our planet. But we weren't gonna brag about it.

THANK YOU TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!


When it was done everyone was amazed!

Qin: Wow!

Camie: That is so awesome!

Himiko: Boy it sure is.

Tsuyu: Yeah it sure is!

Nico: What Skumm did involving Boris' death was pretty low.

Me: Yeah it sure was.

Linka (Captain Planet): But I'm glad he is gone.

Varie: We all are.

Laney: Yeah But he is gone for good.

Qin: Good riddance.

Me: Yeah. That was one of the most amazing weeks we have had.

Nico: It sure was. Now for yesterday's mission.

Me: That was so awesome.

Nico: We killed lots of zombies yesterday.

Eli: We sure did and it was awesome.

Qin: Yeah it was awesome. Awesome way to kick off the Halloween Season.

Camie: It sure was.

Varie: I thought it was so awesome.

Me: And we used all of our zombie buttkicking techniques against them.

Laney: We sure did.

Nico: Who got Zombie Kill of the Year?

Me: You did Nico. You got the most kills.

Nico: So did you J.D. even though you came up one short.

Me: Yeah we all did. That was incredible.

Laney: Yep.

Qin: All of us did a great job there.

Nico: Yeah. At least it didn't happen on OUR Earth though.

Me: No thank goodness.

Camie: Yeah that would not be pretty.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: And we gave Tallahassee lots of Twinkies.

Me: Yeah he sure loves Twinkies. And we got them from the Twinkie Planet.

We laughed.

Camie: He sure loves that world.

Sakura Valencia: He sure does.

Xenia: That was so cool.

We had a great lunch.

Me: Ahh. That was good.

Maria: Alright, let's get some shopping done.

Nico: You read my mind.

Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter! This will be so awesome!

Nico: Yeah it is!

We got a lot of awesome shopping done and got jewelry, video games, comics, books, clothes, everything fun.

We had TONS of bags of stuff.

Me: YEAH!

May: What did you get, Maria?

Maria: Clothes and sewing materials.

Qin: Cool cool.

But then we heard screaming and then people were running and then we saw a black version of Ssserpent! It was ANOTHER SNAKEPIT!

Nico: WHOA! Another Snakepit!

Qin: Whoa!

Me: This is gonna be a tough one.

Laney: Yeah.

Another Snakepiit: (In a girls voice) And J.D. knows me too.

Me: (GASP) Omaima Camellington!? Whoa!

Nico: You know her?

Fluttershy: I know her. She and I work at the local animal shelter and J.D. comes in and brings stray animals in.

Me: I always bring in stray cats and dogs for the shelter to be adopted. I only do that in my spare time.

Nico: Cool!

Another Snakepit: But it's good to see you again J.D. and you too Fluttershy. Not like this though.

Albedo turned into Negative Snakepit.

Negative Snakepit: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Snakepit: I just want to love all animals.

Me: You already love ALL animals as much as Fluttershy and Hitch Trailblazer do. So you are already very good at that.

Another Snakepit: That's true. I knew Swartz was lying to me.

Me: Yeah. One sec. Let me take these back to the estate.

I took the bags we got back to the estate and teleported back.

Me: There. Okay. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Nico: (gets out Ryugu Tamatebacco's ridewatch) Time to start things off!

Me: And since Ssserpent is Kimiko's archenemy, (gets out Ssserpent's Ridewatch) might as well include this.

Nico: (Activate's Ryugu's ridewatch)

(CANTO DELLA TERRA BY ANDREA BOCELLI PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY IN ITALIAN AS MUSIC NOTES AND OARFISH SWIRL AROUND HIM)

Sì, lo so, amore che io e te
Forse stiamo insieme
Solo qualche istante
Zitti, stiamo ad ascoltare
Il cielo alla finestra
Questo mondo che
Si sveglia e la notte è
Già così lontana
Già lontana
Guarda questa terra che
Che gira insieme a noi
Anche quando è buio
Guarda questa terra che
Che gira anche per noi
A darci un po' di sole, sole, sole
My love che sei l'amore mio
Sento la tua voce e ascolto il mare
Sembra davvero il tuo respiro
L'amore che mi dai
Questo amore che sta lì nascosto
In mezzo alle sue onde
A tutte le sue onde
Come una barca che
Guarda questa terra che
Che gira inseme a noi
Anche quando è buio
Guarda questa terra che
Che gira anche per noi
A darci un po' di sole, sole
Guarda questa terra che
Che gira insieme a noi
A darci un po' di sole
Mighty sun
Mighty sun

Nico sang it with amazing opera lyrics that the Legendary 3 Tenors would love and he fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Me: AWESOME! You have an awesome opera voice Nico.

Lisa Loud: Indeed Nico. That was most well sung.

Nico: Thanks. Even Ultra Humanite would love that.

Me: Now for me. (ACTIVATES SSSERPENT'S RIDEWATCH)

(AFRICA BY TOTO PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SNAKES SWIRL AROUND ME)

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

I danced and fired waves of fire and snakes and smashed her down.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: Joe Swanson loves that song

Me: He sure does. It's how he and Bonnie met.

Kaito: (Gets out Boukenger gear) Our turn!

Zocks: (gets out Magiranger gear) Nothing like a good fight after a shopping spree!

Me: Especially after a big buttkicking extravaganza with zombies.

Nico: Yep.

Kaito got a Drive Lance and Zocks got a Magi Staff.!

I fired waves of blue fire and smashed her down.

Sougo: (gets out Kabuto Ridewatch) Don't forget about us!

Armor Time! (Electronic beat mixed with Rider Form transformation noises) Change Beetle! Kabuto!

Geiz: (gets out Beast Ridewatch) Time to fight snake with beast!

Armor Time! (Drum roll) Open! Beast! (Lion roar)

Sougo got KabutoArmor while Geiz got BeastArmor.

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: YEAH!

Linka (Captain Planet): Time for some action! WIND!

She fired a beam of energy from her ring and spun Another Snakepit around in a tornado.

Linka (Captain Planet): And this too! (ACTIVATES WHIRLIN'S RIDEWATCH)

(RUSSIAN DANCE OF THE NUTCRACKER SUITE PLAYS)

She danced to the song and fired waves of wind and blasted down Another Snakepit!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: I forgot that Christmas is soon.

Me: 3 months away.

Maria: Let me get in on this!

Maria did The Riverdance!

Laney joined in on that one and they fired waves of Celtic energy and smashed Another Snakepit down!

Me: AWESOME!

Qin: Love The Riverdance!

Camie: Me too!

Xenia: Oh yeah! Good music too.

But then a huge bronze snake came out and it was ALCHEMY BEAST - OUROBOROS THE BRONZE!

Me: Whoa! Alchemy Beast - Ouroboros The Bronze!

Qin: Wow!

Ouroboros The Bronze: (In a girls voice) I got this for you guys.

Nico: Olivia Orrovia!? Whoa!

She reverted back and Olivia was a girl with orange hair and orange clothes and had rainbow angel wings.

Olivia Orrovia: Let me deal with this first.

She fired a light blast and smashed down Another Snakepit and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I went over to Omaima and she was a girl with green hair and green clothes and had green eyes and a shirt on that said I ❤️ Animals of All Kinds.

Me: Omaima are you okay?

Omaima Camellington: (GROANS) What a huge headache. I feel like I got hit by a train.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I picked her up.

Nico: By the way, more backup core members are Valerie, Cybershark, Bronte Elektra, Great Grandma Harriet, Apple Leaves, Aylene, Discord, Onko Akino, Coloratura, and Bastion.

Me: Awesome choices Nico.

Aylene: I would be honored to be in the Backup Group.

Applejack: And Rara would love it too along with Apple Leaves.

Fluttershy: And Discord would love it as well.

Me: That is so awesome Nico.

Olivia Orrovia: It sure is. Linka you have my sincere condolences on what happened to your cousin. Skumm got what he deserved.

Linka (Captain Planet): Thank you Olivia. What's your favorite Memory of Nico?

Olivia Orrovia: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico were in the Amazon Jungle and we found an awesome temple and I got this.

She unsheathed an awesome golden sword with emeralds on the blade.

Nicole: (GASP) That's the Sword of Mixcoatl, the Aztec God of The Hunt. Wow!

Olivia Orrovia: That's right.

Me: Wow that is cool!

Olivia Orrovia: It sure is. One of the most fun hunts ever.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Olivia hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Olivia Orrovia: Me too Nico.

Me: This was so awesome though.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, and Gi (Captain Planet) are heading to The Glade of Dreams, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to find an awesome treasure for Rayman called The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams, a powerful spellbook said to have been made eons ago, and in its pages are a compendium of powerful dream spells, and they're also going to take down André, along with Ales Mansey, who's come back from the dead. But, Ales Mansey is going to be recruited into The Masters of Evil, while André is going to be turned back into a Red Lum with Rayman using his Grimace ability.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in The Glade of Dreams and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to find an awesome treasure for Rayman called The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams, a powerful spellbook said to have been made eons ago, and in its pages are a compendium of powerful dream spells, and they're also going to take down André, along with Ales Mansey, who's come back from the dead. But, Ales Mansey is going to be recruited into The Masters of Evil, while André is going to be turned back into a Red Lum with Rayman using his Grimace ability.

Rayman: I should've known Ales Mansey would return from the dead, along with that evil Black Lum, André. But, Ales Mansey will be recruited into The Masters of Evil right after I get The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams and deliver some well-deserved payback on him, and André's going to get turned right back into a Red Lum after I use my Grimace ability on him.

Nico: Yeah, but how did Ales Mansey return from the dead even after Lincoln destroyed him and Super Hakaied him on his last rescue long ago?

Rayman: I soon found out from Betilla that the one who brought Ales Mansey back, and turned the Red Lum back into the Black Lum, André, was Barodius. Now, I've just about had it with that good-for-nothing bastard!

Me: Same here.

Lincoln: Barodius is already sinking lower and lower, but he's already been marked by the shadow of death, and his judgement is about to come very soon. But, first, let's go find The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams, and thanks for joining us, Gi.

Gi: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Nicole: And I've heard about this legendary spellbook from Natilee, it was created eons ago, and inside its pages are a compendium of powerful dream spells, and according to legend, only The Guardian of The Glade of Dreams can use this legendary spellbook.

Rayman: Which means...

Lincoln: You're the only one who can use this spellbook, Rayman.

We then head for a cave, and we found what we were looking for: a large purple spellbook with the symbol of The Glade of Dreams and gems embedded on the cover and inside its pages are a very powerful compendium of powerful dream spells, it was THE SPELLBOOK OF ETERNAL DREAMS!

Nico: Wow, so that's The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams.

Rayman: Now, to claim the spellbook and then, we get after Ales Mansey and André.

Rayman went up to The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams and he grabbed it. Suddenly, Rayman's purple eyes turned neon purple and he was surrounded by a purple and red energy aura with stars, light, Lums, and dragons, and then, Rayman was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and red energy with stars and light surrounding it, there are Lums and a dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rayman emerged, but he was changed forever.

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Rayman grew from 7'4" to 7'5" in height, he still retained his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew bigger and eight-pack abs, he has purple highlights in the bangs of the two fronds of his strawberry-blonde hair and it also grew to reach down to the bottom of his neck, he has neon purple eyes and a purple and red energy aura with light, stars, Lums, moonbeams, and dragons surrounding him, he has a Lum in the hands of a dragon emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red and purple gems on the gold crescent moon links and red and purple crystal links and a purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a Fairy with red and purple gems for eyes and it's holding a Lum and the Light, Dream, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant. Rayman has on a purple short-sleeved shirt and mysterious white ring on it and the phoenix with the symbol of The Celtic Dream Crusaders above it, long purple pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots with dragons for the shoe buckles, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat, with Lums, dragons, and fairies on the white coattails and on the back is a fairy with Lums surrounding it, along with the symbol of The Celtic Dream Crusaders above her head. Suddenly, Rayman felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive strawberry-blonde angel wings with purple and red tips on the large strawberry-blonde feathers on his wider and more muscular back then grew much larger for his new body. Rayman has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in the gem on his right ring finger and his Blue Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger, and Celtic Moon Gauntlets of Glade Justice.

Suddenly, Rayman's massive Celtic Dream Glade's Greatsword of Celtic Dream Justice and all of the swords he'd gotten in the treasure battles began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and red energy, stars, dragons, fairies, light, and Lums, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with the Greek God of Dreams, Morpheus, and a Celtic Triquetra etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large golden dragon heads for the crossguard, large red and purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large golden dragon heads with purple gems for eyes and red gems in their mouths and on the bottom of the four large dragon heads is a large purple gem for the pommel, he has on his brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists hidden in the long sleeves of his long-sleeved white trenchcoat and his new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with purple gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a red kanji below the fairy that said, "Rayman, Legendary Hero and Guardian of The Glade of Dreams, Member of The Celtic Dream Crusaders, Emissary of Morpheus, Friend to Globox and Many, Destroyer of Mr. Dark and The Nightmare Creatures, Archenemy of Red Herring, Defender of Betilla the Fairy and The Fairy Council, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Lums, Moonbeams, Dragons, and Celtic Dreams"

レイマン、伝説の英雄であり、夢の空き地の守護者、ケルティック ドリーム クルセイダーズのメンバー、モーフィアスの使者、グロボックス と多くの友人、ミスター ダークと悪夢の生き物の破壊者、赤いニシンの大敵、ベティラ ザ フェアリーの守護者、妖精評議会、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、光、ラム、ムーンビーム、ドラゴン、ケルトの夢のマスター

Rayman has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY CELTIC DREAM GLADE FAIRY DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE MOONLIGHT CELTIC DREAM JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELTIC MOON DREAM HOPE!

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) Whoa, now this is really incredible! Ales Mansey and Andre are both in big trouble when they see me. And Barodius, if you're watching from the shadows, I hope that you and Dharak are listening. You've lived for far too long and crossed numerous lines for the final time, and when the time comes that we face you and Dharak again, you will both die by our hands once again, and this time, there'll be no chance of the both of you returning from the dead ever again!

We cheered for what Rayman said.

Lincoln: Rayman, that was an awesome speech! I can imagine Barodius and Dharak are extremely pissed that you just declared war on them!

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) Let them get pissed at me, Lincoln. Besides, J.D. is going to destroy Barodius when the time comes for you and Demona Wendollstein to finally kill Dustin Keystone, and Dharak is also going to pay for almost trying to kill Lynn.

Lynn: You got that right, and we recorded your speech and we sent it to The Bakugan Brawlers, and they're cheering like crazy.

Lori: And the rallying speech you gave is really rallying everyone back home. Now, let's take down Ales Mansey and turn that Black Lum back to normal.

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) You got it, Lori.

?: HEEELLLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling for help, along with the sound of maniacal laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Ales Mansey and André, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by Ales Mansey and André, and they're going to kill them.

?: (Girl's voice) Those evil nightmare-causing monsters, let's get them!

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Guardian Chimera, appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, that's Guardian Chimera, wicked.

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Tora Kemono, but we'll talk later, we've got two more of Rayman's enemies to take down.

We rushed over, and right before Ales Mansey and André could claim their next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Ales Mansey and André, and that allowed the eight girls to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Ales Mansey and André, and when Ales Mansey and André saw us, especially Rayman and he now had The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams in his hands, they were really enraged.

Rayman: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon and Divine Celtic Dream Moonlight Hope) I should've known one day you'd both return from the dead, but this is the absolute last time I ever have to see your faces again! Alright, ladies and gents, LET'S ROLL!

Lincoln: Yeah, let's get them!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Gi, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Ales Mansey and André, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Rayman fired powerful purple and red energy blasts, stars, dragons, fairies, Lums, and moonbeams at Ales Mansey and André, and attacked them with his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and Celtic Moon Gauntlets of Glade Justice. Then, Rayman tied Ales Mansey up in a purple and red energy straitjacket and he made a Grimace at André, and that caused him to change back into a Red Lum and beamed Ales Mansey to The Masters of Evil's HQ. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Rayman's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive strawberry blonde angel wings are permanent.

Rayman: That's it for both Ales Mansey and André.

Lincoln: You got that right, Rayman. (To Tora Kemono) And it's so good to see you again, Tora Kemono.

Tora Kemono reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long flowing dark blue hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has massive beautiful dark blue angel wings and she reigned in the power of Guardian Chimera, and she's dressed in a sleeveless dark blue blouse, sleeveless dark blue top, dark blue skirt, dark blue pants, light blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness and chimeras on the coattails, and Guardian Chimera on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Guardian Chimera-themed greatsword with Guardian Chimera etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue lion heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large dark blue lion heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the lion heads for the pommel.

Tora Kemono: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Tora Kemono and they hugged, and Tora Kemono is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and his massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice.

Lincoln: It sure has, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Tora Kemono: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 12-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Tora Kemono, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and my classmate in Gym, and she's also an incredible martial artist. It was Tora that taught me how to use Rindo-kan Karate, Bōjutsu, Capoeira, and Jeet Kune Do, and who introduced me to the Bruce Lee movies when we were twelve. Tora would also protect me from bullies as well. In fact, when she saw Chandler, his goons, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson bullying me at the same time, she beat the crap out of them, and when she was done, their arms, legs, teeth, and their noses were broken, and Tora threw them right into a really stinky pile of Lynn's dirty socks. Her last name, Kemono, means Beast in Japanese.

Nico: The way she trashed Chandler, his goons, Lynn, Pablo, and Anderson, she's definitely a beast.

Lincoln: And to show thanks to Tora, I took her to a beach where, while I was wearing my orange swim trunks and Tora was wearing her orange and purple tiger striped bikini, I kissed Tora on the lips while they were underwater. She's also the cousin of Makoto from Street Fighter, and she hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion.

Me: Wait a second, isn't Makoto a student in Rindo-Kan Karate?

Makoto (Street Fighter): Yep, which means I wasn't the only student who learned Rindo-Kan Karate, and it's so good to see you again, Tora.

Tora Kemono: You too, Makoto.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Tora Kemono's neck with dark blue gems on the gold thunderbolt links and dark blue crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Tora Kemono: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means just like your cousin, you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Tora.

Tora Kemono had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Tora Kemono's waist and Tora Kemono wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Eriko Tamura and Rei Asagiri from Idol Densetsu Eriko and Larke Tanner, Shanelle Spencer, Nikki Darling, Jett Lyman, Tara Belle, and Brenda "Switchboard" McTech from Beverly Hills Teens.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eriko Tamura and Rei Asagiri from Idol Densetsu Eriko and Larke Tanner, Shanelle Spencer, Nikki Darling, Jett Lyman, Tara Belle, and Brenda "Switchboard" McTech from Beverly Hills Teens.

Nico: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Eriko Tamura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Eriko Tamura and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Ales Mansey and André, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Eriko Tamura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you both.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Eriko Tamura: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eriko Tamura, Rei Asagiri, Larke Tanner, Shanelle Spencer, Nikki Darling, Jett Lyman, Tara Belle, and Brenda "Switchboard" McTech with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and everyone saw what happened to Rayman after he got The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams and he transformed into his Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity form, and they were also shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Ales Mansey and the twisted Black Lum, André.

But, when Lincoln showed what Rayman did in tying Ales Mansey and beaming him to The Masters of Evil's HQ and turning the twisted Black Lum, André, back into a Red Lum, everyone went up to us and they hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Tora Kemono have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: That was so awesome that Rayman got The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams and in the process, he not only transformed, but he also got an awesome new makeover and wardrobe, along with new weapons.

Rayman: That's right, and I do like the new makeover and wardrobe change, I look really awesome. If Red Herring sees me, he's in for one wild fight with me, and I've already got a team for me when we face him: Sun Wukong from the Warriors Orochi franchise and Keiji Maeda from the Samurai Warriors franchise.

Lincoln: Wow, that's awesome.

Rayman: Red Herring's in trouble when he faces three wild defenders of the innocent, and trust me, I can get pretty wild at times.

Nicole: With all the crazy things that happens in The Glade of Dreams, along with the adventures you have gone through, you sure can prove to be wild at times. But, that's what makes you the Guardian and Defender of The Glade of Dreams.

Rayman: You got that right.


After our wild adventure in The Glade of Dreams, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Tora Kemono saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Tora Kemono: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Tora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Tora Kemono: That's incredible!

Nico: It sure is, so Tora, what's the story on why you hate those heartless buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson, with a burning passion?

Tora Kemono: Oh, you're not going to like this one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were training in Rindo-Kan Karate, Bōjutsu, Capoeira, and Jeet Kune Do in the backyard of my home, but then, Lincoln felt something heading this way, and we saw who it was heading our way: it was those heartless buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson, and they were going to kill Lincoln to slake their thirst for blood, but we weren't going to let them. We stood our ground against them and we beat the dumbasses into the ground, and when they saw we were going to do a lot worse to them, they peed their pants and ran away like the cowards they are.

We cheered wildly for what Tora and Lincoln did to Pablo and Anderson, and we were also laughing hysterically when Tora told us they peed their pants and ran off like the cowards they are.

Nico: (Laughs Hysterically) Oh man, Tora, Lincoln, you guys really made them run off like the cowards they truly are.

Me: I saw the whole thing happen, and man, it was brutal. Tora's indeed a beast when you make her mad.

Lori: She literally is, and when they, along with Lynn, Chandler, and Chandler's goons got caught that time bullying Lincoln, they literally got the stuffing beat out of them and they got tossed into a really stinky pile of Lynn's dirty socks.

FOGHORN SOUND!

Eli: P.U.!

Nico: Ugh, that really stinks! How can you guys put up with that?!

Luna: We couldn't, dude, and we couldn't stand the smell of Lynn's stinky feet and dirty clothes, so we took her dirty socks to the laundromat in town and we got them all cleaned up, and we did the same with her stinky jerseys and gym clothes. We had to run them twice, they really stunk! P.U.!

Luan: And when we got back and Lynn found out about it, she'd raised such a big stink about it, and I'm not making a pun for this one, she was so mad, she was about to throttle us all, but Lincoln held her back and he used everything his Guardian Angels taught him and he trounced her.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln really held his ground against Lynn when she was at her worst and turned into a rampaging bull.

Me: He sure did.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and his harem were heading to Castaway Bay.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in a large orange speedo with a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

His harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and his kids were dressed in swimsuits, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, and when the girls who recently joined Lincoln's harem saw Lincoln in a speedo, they had atomic red blushes on their faces and hearts in their eyes and their noses were bleeding.

Wallflower Blush: Wow, so this is Castaway Bay.

Lincoln: Yep, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?

Lincoln and his harem dived right into the waters and they also saw the marine life there. They also had a swimming race, and they also had a lot of fun, and they had a game of volleyball and the girls in Lincoln's harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush when they saw him lift up a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell he summoned. Then, they had some lunch, and then, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and he wrapped the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls wrap their left arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and they placed their right hands on the massive wide and muscular left pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a passionate and romantic kiss, and then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face and massive and muscular upper body.

Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Castaway Bay in the World of Mario and had fun there.

Me: Wow, you guys sure had a blast.

Blake Belladonna: We sure did. Plus, when some of our cousins whom we'd reunited with recently saw Linky in that speedo, they had the same reactions as the rest of us.

Tora Kemono: I didn't know Lincoln had changed from orange swim trunks to a large orange speedo with a gold lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it and rainbow flames coming off the speedo. But, when we saw him in it, our minds went blank when we saw him in a speedo.

Nico: The first time he's worn a speedo before was when he was modeling clothes with Luna Isdrage, and the orange speedo she made, it was actually for him.

Tora Kemono: Oh, that's right, now I remember, and I still remembered the time she and Lincoln slugged Lynn when she went on a rampage again.


Back at the estate, everyone was having an awesome contest. It was an apple cider drinking contest.

Norbert: Look at all the apple cider!

We were guzzling down apple cider like you wouldn't believe.

We were REALLY DRINKING IT!

We drank glass after glass after glass after glass.

Norbert: Look at them drink!

Daggett: One sip won't hurt.

Daggett drank some and it was good.

Daggett: Yummy!


French Narrator: (French Accent) 3 dozen pitchers of Apple Cider later.


We really drank them all.

Tara: And the winner of the Apple Cider Drinking contest is… RAINBOW DASH!

We cheered wildly for her.

Nico: Way to go Rainbow Dash!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: That was so awesome!

Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!

Me: Nice job R.D.!

Cybertron Scourge: I can't believe you guys drank all that apple cider.

Nico: Boy no kidding there.

Me: Yeah!

Eli: You guys were really thirsty.

Edward the Platypus: Yeah I haven't seen you guys drink that much apple juice since the Lemonade Contest.

Swoop: Me Swoop hope you guys had fun drinking apple juice.

Nico: Oh we did Swoop. Now we got to get ready for our next mission.

Me: (Groans) Oh man. I think we better head to the bathroom first.

Nico: Oh good idea. Okay bathroom break everyone.

We went to our bathrooms and then closed the doors.

FLYS UNZIP.

And then…

MASSIVE EXPLOSION! WATER RUSHES!

All of us: (EXTREMELY LONG AND MASSIVE SIGH OF RELIEF)

Realistic waterfalls and rivers were shown as we let it all out and it was relieving and good.

When it was done we were happy.

Me: Ahhh!

We washed our hands and came out.

Me: Boy that is better!

Qin: Yeah!

Laney: Man that was great!

Top Man: I was just about to suggest you guys going to the bathroom!

Me: Guess I took the thought out of your head. Sorry about that Top Man.

Top Man: No worries. When you got to go you got to go.

Me: But it was relieving.

Nico: Yeah. And you guys are going to like our next mission. We're going to meet Hellboy and his team from the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense!

Me: Bout time we met them!

Qin: I love Hellboy! He is awesome!

Luna: And Liz is awesome with her fire powers.

Lincoln: And I think Abe Sapien is neat.

Varie: So is Johann Krauss.

Nico: Yeah they all are amazing.

Laney: Yep.

Brittney: They will make awesome additions to the team.

Nico: They sure will.

Then Dr. Light, P'andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Moonstone, Avalanche, Tar Pit, Kyd Wykkyd, Skulker, Robo Blaze, Roulette, Beagle Babes, Quackerjack, Ted Carson A.K.A. Firefly, Major Mucus, Skeleton Men, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Yost Viper, MOE Sinistro, and Yost Living Laser appeared.

Dr. Light: Can me, P'andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Moonstone, Avalanche, Tar Pit, Kyd Wykkyd, Skulker, and Robo Blaze go with you guys?

Roulette: Me, Beagle Babes, Quackerjack, Ted Carson A.K.A. Firefly, Major Mucus, Skeleton Men, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Yost Viper, MOE Sinistro, and Yost Living Laser will go as well.

Nico: Yes you all can go with us.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) We heard a massive explosion of water.

Nico: Oh that was us having to use the bathroom. We had an apple cider drinking contest and Rainbow Dash won.

Rainbow Dash: What can I say? I love Cider.

Laney: Yeah we all had fun on that one

Kitty: You guys must've been really thirsty.

Me: That and we wanted to see who can drink the most. Rainbow Dash loves cider more than anyone or anypony.

Kitty: Wow! Congratulations Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks. It was so awesome!

Nico: Yep.

Quackerjack: So what's our next mission?

Nico: Well it's long overdue. We're meeting Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.

Kitty: Wow! It's about time we met them.

Nico: I know.

Misfire: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next.

Nico: One for Salamandra the Steel next.

Me: Wow! The Fire Alchemy Beast next.

Qin: That's the last one we have left to meet.

Laney: It sure is.

Nico: Well after those two are Golden Homunculus and Helios Trice Megistus. And then we do The Advanced Crystal Beasts.

Jesse Anderson: Wow! The dark versions of the Crystal Beasts next.

Me: This is gonna be interesting Jesse. So we'll need you and Jaden to come with us on those rescues.

Jaden: We would be honored.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Mylene Farrow of the Vexos, and she's heading here to get revenge on Dan and his friends for ruining the Vexos' plans long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Mylene Farrow on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and she's heading here to get revenge on Dan and his friends for ruining the Vexos' plans long ago.

Dan Kuso: Should've known she'd show up.

Spectra Phantom: As we expected, and there's also something else: Mylene Farrow will also have her Mechanical Bakugan, Macubass, with her. Since we know of your ability to absorb advanced alien technology, Lincoln, maybe this'll be the perfect chance for you to absorb a Mechanical Bakugan, to teach her a lesson about treating Bakugan like weapons.

Lincoln: That's an awesome idea, Spectra.

Lauren Delaney: But, that'll be for when I transform. This is going to give her quite the shock of a lifetime.

Nico: You said it, and after what you told us about her, Spectra, she's so going to regret it big time. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to meet Hellboy and the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense.

Lincoln: This is going to be really awesome meeting them, and it'll give Adriana a chance for her to catch up with her old friends in the Bureau.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) And when we tell them of what happened with that vampire, Erzsebet Ondrushko, they're going to be quite surprised.

Lincoln: You said it, Adriana, and once we finish with our mission, you're next, Mylene Farrow.

Nico: Lets get moving.

We were off to New York City.


We were flying to New York City.

Avalanche: (to Gai Amatsu) Well, you wanted us to recruit Hellboy and Spawn in the future.

Beagle Babe Leader: Looks like that wish is about to come true.

Me: Part one of it.

Nico: Yeah.

Gai Amatsu: That is true. I did want that to happen.

Qin: You sure did.

Nico: We're here.

Me: Hey look there.

We saw a bunch of people jeering and throwing stuff at Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.

We heard them calling them names.

Me: Uh oh!

Nico: Oh these assholes have crossed the line!

We went down and landed in front of them!

Nico: ALL RIGHT YOU FUCKHEADS THAT'S ENOUGH!

Me: WHO THE HELL DO YOU FUCKWADS THINK YOU ARE?!

Man: That freak hurt a baby!

Me: Oh really!?

I looked at the baby in the woman's hands.

Me: The baby is fine and unharmed ma'am.

Woman: Oh good. I'm sorry. I was scared.

Me: You're all right ma'am. You were just scared and looking out for your kid.

We went back to them.

Me: You assholes make me sick! Hellboy and everyone saved you guys and this is how you repay them!?

Thrust: Say the word, boss, and I blast them!

Nico: No Thrust stand down. They aren't worth it.

Me: You bastards oughta be ashamed of yourselves! These guys saved all your lives and they saved you all from a monster attack!

Eli: Yeah! Who do you think you all are?!

Nico: Yeah! Now you better apologize to Hellboy and his team!

Me: Or you're going to wish that Thrust really carried out that threat!

They went over and apologized to Hellboy and his team and left.

Me: Good.

Hellboy: Thanks for that guys.

Me: Anytime Hellboy. And it's an awesome honor to meet you in person.

Liz: We owe you guys big time for standing up for us.

Laney: It was our pleasure Liz.

Abe Sapien: We're so glad you guys all came.

Varie: We do have a habit of showing up at the right time.

Camie: But it's an awesome honor to meet you all.

Johann Krauss: (German Accent) Ja und it's great of you all to help us.

Me: It was our pleasure.

Man Ray: Sorry those people were saying that stuff to you guys.

Owl: (One Night at Flumptys) If it's any consolation, that happened to us a few times in the past.

Hellboy: Did it really?

Me: Long story. We don't like talking about it that often.

Liz: That's understandable.

Rikki: But it's awesome how you all save people. Also Liz your fire powers the way you get mad remind me of me.

Liz: Do they really?

Me: Whenever Rikki gets mad she makes things boil with heat.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: That is so awesome.

Liz: I'm glad you think so.

Hellboy: How about we show you our base before we tell you our mission?

Nico: Sure.

We arrived at the Headquarters for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense and it was a really awesome base and loaded with creatures and people of the Paranormal, Supernatural and the Extraterrestrial.

Gyro Man: Nice base.

Nico: Boy I'll say.

Hellboy: Yeah it's home.

Yusuke: Reminds me of what I went through in my Spirit Detective days.

Keiko: It's amazing seeing this here.

Liz: Yeah it's home and it's awesome here.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: Boy it's amazing you guys do all this. And believe me we have known all about the realms of the supernatural, paranormal and mystical for years.

Brittney: Yeah we went to hell and back many times.

Varie: True there.

Nico: Yeah.

Hellboy: That's amazing you guys did all that.

Camie: It sure is.

Moonstone: Do you guys have a golden fist, by any chance?

Yost Viper: We're just asking.

Hellboy: Yes we still do.

Moonstone: That's awesome.

Nico: It sure is.

Hellboy: Then you must know that we're trying to stop Prince Nuada from bringing back the Golden Army.

Nico: As a matter of fact yes. That's our big mission with you guys.

Me: Then that must mean we're going to kill Prince Nuada too.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: Whoa!

Sword Man: I hope that fucker's minions like getting their heads chopped off with my sword!

Me: Believe me I hate this guy too. He and I have a massive and terrible history.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah. It was 10 years ago. I destroyed the entire Golden Army and made sure there was nothing of them left and ever since then Prince Nuada has been hellbent on killing me and making me pay for it. He wants nothing more than to kill me and throw my body into a black hole.

Everyone gasped in absolute shock!

Nico: WHOA! We had no idea you faced Prince Nuada before.

Eli: Yeah bro that's incredible!

Qin: It sure is.

Camie: Can you tell us more about Prince Nuada?

Me: I sure can. He is a deadly Martial Artist and he was the deadliest I've ever encountered. His name is Prince Nuada Silverlance and he is one deadly badass son of a fucking bitch.

I went over his history.


Prince Nuada Silverlance is the main antagonist in the 2008 sequel film Hellboy II: The Golden Army.

He is the Elfish crown prince of the Bethmora Clan, who is determined to wipe out humanity in order to preserve his clan and all other non-human creatures. To do this, he seeks out the three pieces of the Crown of Bethmora in order to control the legendary Golden Army, putting him at odds with Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.. He is Hellboy's second archenemy.

He was portrayed by Luke Goss, who also played Jared Nomak in Blade II.

When Hellboy was a boy, Professor Broom told him the story of Nuada and the Golden Army. Ages ago, elves, goblins and other mythical creatures lived among the humans and Nuada's father, King Balor ruled over them. One day, the humans waged war against Balor where neither side was victorious. A goblin blacksmith offered to build the Golden Army for Balor and Nuada urges his father to agree which he hesistantly does. The golden army left no survivors and Balor regretted his decision. He then decided to form a truce with the humans and imprisoned the army for eternity. Nuada was furious with the truce and went into exile, vowing to return and wipe out humanity.

In the present day, Nuada is living in the sewers of New York, preparing his revenge. He befriends a giant troll named Mr. Wink, who acts as his strongman. They interrupt an auction where one of the items is one of the keys to unlocking the Golden Army. He takes it and then unleashes an army of flesh-eating pixies on the buyers, leaving no survivors. Afterwards, Nuada visits his father at his secret royal court and demands that he joins him and unleash the Golden Army on the humans. King Balor refuses and Nuada slays him and takes the second key item which, alongside with the other one, is revealed to be one of the three missing pieces of the fabled Crown of Bethmora. He asks his sister for the final piece but she runs off during the fighting. Nuada sends Wink after her and he finds her in the Troll Market. Wink engages in a fight with Hellboy and is killed. Nuada becomes heartbroken over the news and vows Hellboy will pay. He pities Hellboy for fighting for the humans even when they don't care and then summons a giant worm-like forest god to wreak havoc on the city. As Hellboy was ready to kill the monster, Nuada appears before him to let him know that the forest god was the last of its kind and that Hellboy should join him. Hellboy refuses, kills the god and after all that, is scorned by innocent bystanders.

Later that night, Nuada senses Nuala's presence and infiltrates the B.P.R.D. He learns that his sister has fallen in love with Abe Sapien and tries to kill him but an inebriated Hellboy offers to fight him. Nuada easily defeats him and leaves a spearhead embedded in his heart. Each time the spear is touched, it will move deeper towards the heart and eventually kill him. Prince Nuada demands that Abe brings him the last key for Nuala's freedom. Hellboy and the others find the place where the Golden Army resides, Hellboy is cured of his injuries and Abe foolishly gives Nuada the final key to awaken the army. After a failed attempt to fight them, Hellboy challenges Nuada for the right to command the army. Nuada refused as Red was not royalty, but Nuala reminds him that being the son of Satan gives him the right and the two duel it out, Hellboy is victorious. Nuada demands him to kill him as he will not stop but Hellboy spares his life. Nuada grabs a knife and attempts to stab him but Nuala stabs herself, which also affects him and both turn to stone and crumble. Before dying, Nuada reminds Hellboy that humans will still not accept him and that in the near future, he will have to choose to save humanity or save his kind and other sorts of mythical creatures.


When I was done everyone was shocked and horrified!

Qin: Whoa!

Nico: My god! I didn't know he was that evil!

Camie: Yeah! He hates EVERYONE!

Hellboy: That's putting it mildly.

Yost Living Laser: Does he have any relatives?

Kitty: Specifically good ones?

Me: Yes he does. His sister Princess Nuala. She is the good princess and is innocent. She helped Hellboy and the Bureau before and even helped me take down the Golden Army. She helped me destroy all his plans.

Qin: Wow!

Camie: That's amazing!

Laney: It sure is.

Lincoln: Yeah!

Me: But lets not forget one thing. I was brutally overwhelmed by his fighting prowess. But in the end I got the drop on him.

Nico: Wow. He is that strong?

Me: Yep. He almost killed me. But I came out on top and won. I banished him to another dimension.

Liz: But he and Nuala are linked and connected.

Me: I know. But before that happened I severed their Kami-Piccolo-like link and made them officially separated in life force.

Qin: Wow! That is good.

Me: Yep. But Nuada has no idea what has been taking place over the years. I've gotten stronger and far more powerful since then.

Nico: You sure have. And now you can take him down.

Me: Yep.

Clown Man: We should find her.

?: No need.

We turned and we saw Princess Nuala.

Nuala: I knew you would return J.D.

Me: It's good to see you Nuala.

Nuala: You've grown a lot since the last time you stopped my brother.

Me: I have evolved tremendously you might say. This is my team. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: It's an honor to meet you Nuala.

Laney: We're sorry that your brother is doing all this. We have to kill him.

Nuala: I know. But that monster is not my brother. He hates all humans.

Skulker: Did your brother spot you?

MOE Sinestro: I hope that isn't the case.

Nuala: No he doesn't know.

Me: Also I made sure he can never use her to spy.

Qin: Good.

Nico: J.D. do you know where Nuada is?

Me: Yes I do. He's in a temple located right underneath the Giants Causeway in Northern Ireland.

Qin: That's gonna be interesting.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: Yeah it's going to be a brutal fight.

Me: Not for me. I've gotten stronger over the years. He doesn't know how powerful I got.

Blot: Wait. I think I see some of his goons heading over here!

Nico: Then we better follow them.

Nuala: Oh no.

Nico: Lets head out.

Hellboy: Time to kill this fucker.

Qin: Lets go.

Camie: Yeah.

We were off to the Giants Causeway.


GIANTS CAUSEWAY, NORTHERN IRELAND


We arrived at the temple.

Me: The Giants Causeway.

Qin: Nice place.

We saw the goons.

Ted Carson Firefly: Let's burn those guys!

Robo Blaze: With pleasure. Tronics!

Robo Blaze summoned the Tronics and we fired waves of energy and blasted and them into dust.

Nico: Take that!

We went into the temple.

Hellboy: So what's the plan J.D.?

Me: We surprise him with our entrance and then he'll challenge me to a fight like he did 10 years ago. Then when everyone has their usual battles we all come in for the kill.

Nico: I like it.

Liz: I wonder how far you have come J.D.

Me: You're going to see soon Liz.

We went down into the temple and it was an amazing place and wew saw remnants of the Golden Army.

Me: Wow.

Nico: You really left your mark on this place J.D.

Qin: Yeah you sure did.

Me: Just like I left it 10 years ago.

Eli: No kidding.

Nuala: Nuada is up ahead.

Nico: Shh.

We hid.

Motormaster: No one activate any traps!

Me: There are no traps here.

Nico: Yeah.

We hid and looked around.

We saw on a gear throne PRINCE NUADA SILVERBLADE!

Me: There he is.

HE WAS REALLY UPSET AND MAD!

Prince Nuada: CURSE THAT FUCKER J.D.! HE RUINED ALL MY PLANS TO DESTROY HUMANITY! I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH!

My aura flared up with intense force.

Laney: Whoa he is really pissed.

Hellboy: How rude. He forgot me.

Skeleton Man: I'm sure he remembers you.

Kyd: He just hates J.D. more.

Me: I did ruin his plans and banish him to another dimension.

Nico: But lets get to work.

Me: Come on guys. Entrance time.

We went at him and Nuada roared in fury. But then the spirits oof the Toa Nuva and the Keybladers appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Hello Nuada. Remember me dickless shitfucker?

Nuada: You've grown J.D.! I WILL STILL KILL YOU!

Me: Come and get me fucker!

He roared and went at me and then…

KRABLAM!

I punched him in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing into his throne.

Nico: YEAH!

Nuada: You've gotten stronger!

Me: I'm not the same as I was before Nuada.

Nuada: (SPITS) How did you get stronger!?

Me: From a place called None of Your fucking Business shitsucking motherfucker!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: You and I have an old score to settle.

I then transformed and went Super Angel Eternal Celestial Xelnaga!

Me: (DIVINE ECHOING COSMIC ELEMENTAL VOICE OF HOPE, FRIENDSHIP, JUSTICE, LOVE AND VALOR) And your death is going to be one that will be epic.

Razorclaw: We have time before the battles. Let me start things off!

He fired laser blasts and blasted Nuada all over.

Nico: Take that.

Me: Now to prove my point.

Nuada roared and went at me and I punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground and he punched at me and I dodged all his punches. He was even throwing a bunch of dirty moves and sucker punches at me and I dodged them all and I kicked him in the face and elbowed him in the nose and smashed him in his stomach and kicked him in his face!

Nuala: Wow! J.D. has gotten incredibly powerful.

Nico: He's not the same as you remember Nuala.

Hellboy: Wow! He wasn't kidding.

Liz: Incredible!

Abe Sapien: It's incredible how fast and powerful he has gotten.

Eli: Bro is a god among man and his power has gotten stronger with every battle.

I threw him onto the ground and broke his arm by bending it back and I punched him in the face and smashed him in the ground! He got up and roared with incredible fury!

Nuada: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, J.D. KNUDSON I DESPISE YOU, I LOATHE YOU BEYOND ALL LIFE ITSELF! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU, I WOULD'VE FINALLY DESTROYED ALL OF HUMANITY AND KILLED EVERYONE YOU HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED! BUT, NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL HERE, I'M FINALLY GOING TO KILL YOU, EVERY LAST BITCH IN YOUR HAREM, AND YOUR FAMILY, AND SOON, I'LL KILL YOUR KIDS AND YOUR BABIES, AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD! I WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH! (LAUGHING DERANGEDLY)

MY RAINBOW FIRE AURA FLARED UP WITH UNBELIEVABLE INTENSITY!

Me: You psychotic motherfucking monster son of a fucking bitch!

Nico: You just signed your own death warrant!

Lincoln: You're heading straight for the grave!

Camie: And then to the Black Gates!

Tar Pit: You never threaten someone's family.

Major Mucus: Unless you have a death wish!

I punched him hard in his face and broke his nose and then kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground and he got up and went at me and I dodged him and kicked him in the back and smashed him into the ground. He got up and he was infuriated!

Nuada: (ENRAGED MANIACAL SCREAMING) I HATE YYYOOOOOOOUUU!

My aura flared up with incredible intensity some more!

Nico: He is completely out of his mind!

I punched him some more in the stomach and kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground and I kicked him into the air and dealt a spinning axe kick and smashed him into the ground some more!

Nuada got up.

Nuada: YOU MAKE ME SICK! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

My rainbow aura flared up with explosively massive intensity!

Me: You can hate me all you want but all you're doing is just making me more powerful.

Hellboy: Did you forget about me, asshole?

Sinnertwin: Hellboy did fight you first.

Nico: Don't waste your breath on him guys. Nuada is completely out of his mind.

I punched Nuada in the face and kicked him in the chest and dealt him a deadly uppercut and sent him crashing into the wall.

Nico: His hatred towards J.D. is so intensely strong and so powerful that he is completely insane and doesn't care about the past and only wants to destroy J.D. by any means necessary.

Eli: Whoa.

I kicked him into the wall and he got up and went at me and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the neck and then grabbed him by his leg and spun him around and threw him through the wall and smashed him through it!

Nico: WHOA!

Camie: Unbelievable!

POW!

I smashed him down.

Hellboy walked up to Nuada and punched him in the eye with the Right Hand of Doom.

P'andor: Damn, that hand is powerful!

Quackerjack: I want one of those!

Nico: Wouldn't we all.

Me: Nice one Hellboy.

Hellboy: Your power is incredible J.D.

Me: You wouldn't believe what I went through to get this power.

I punched Nuada in the face and knocked him down.

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Should be just about time for the usual battles.

I made a clone with my thoughts and it went to the group and I went back and faced Nuada and kicked his fucking ass all over the place.

Nico: YEAH!

Me 2: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

He turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Then Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Chemistro, Titanium Titan, Goliath, KGBeast, Box Ghost, Onyx, Ssserpent, Trickster, Yost Pyro, Evil Bubble Man, Black Knight of Merlin, Goldar, MODOK, Toar, Big Lenny, Quacker the Fowl, Professor Monkey for a Head, and Red Guy appeared.

Nico: Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Chemistro, Titanium Titan, Goliath, KGBeast, Box Ghost, Onyx, Ssserpent, Trickster, Yost Pyro, Evil Bubble Man, Black Knight of Merlin, Goldar, MODOK, Toar, Big Lenny, Quacker the Fowl, Professor Monkey for a Head, and Red Guy.

Red Guy: HELLLO! It's me the Red Guy!

Goldar: Boy this is a fight!

Yost Pyro: It's hard to imagine that Nuada has an intense burning hatred towards J.D. like that.

Nico: You're not kidding there. But man J.D. is doing really well against him.

Camie: Yeah he almost got beaten by him before.

Eli: But not anymore.

Pyro: Holy mackerel! I don't think I've ever seen anyone go at J.D. like this. Not since the evil Sasuke's.

Hellboy: You're not kidding there.

Liz: Nuada is really pissed.

Abe Sapien: You're not kidding there.

Nico: Yeah. 10 years ago J.D. got his butt kicked by Nuada. Now the tables have turned big time.

Evil Bubble Man: So Nuada is now on the opposite end of the whooping stick! Wow!

Pyro: (to Hellboy) Sorry people were saying bad things to you, Hellboy.

Hellboy: It's fine. I'm used to it anyway.

Dirty Bubble: It's NOT fine.

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) But that's a topic for another time. It's just incredible that J.D. faced Nuada before.

Nico: Boy it sure is. J.D. is really tearing him apart!

Goliath: (to Nico) Boy no shit! He's doing really amazingly well. Heard you went shopping.

Nico: We sure did.

Titanium Titan: What did you get?

Nico: Everything. It was perfect after kicking zombie butt yesterday.

Me 2: It sure was.

Laney: We had a lot of fun too.

Samurai Fan Man then appeared.

Nico: Samurai Fan Man. Up for another awesome challenge?

Samurai Fan Man: You got it.

Qin: Awesome. Kim isn't in your urn this time is she?

Samurai Fan Man: Nah. Not up for that this time.

Qin: Oh.

Samurai Fan Man: Although, I will be facing her and her team.

Nico: True. And Yomika the Nurarihyon too.

Samurai Fan Man: I forgot about that as well.

Nico: It's always fun facing you guys.

Qin: Yep,

Nico: Lets do it!

We got the usual battles underway.


Vakama, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tahu, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro - Nico's rescue a shopping excursion at the mall


Pyro was first.

Pyro: (to Vakama) Nico's rescue was a shopping excursion at the mall. What did he get?

Vakama: He got cologne and clothes and comics. It was so awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: I got more video games for my video game blog.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) More tea. I like Tea.

Sunburn: Everyone got all sorts of stuff.

Tahu: It sure was a fun trip brothers.

Pyro: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!

PYRO! ANGRY CHICKEN WING!

Vakama fired waves of fire and smashed him down, Vakama activated his shift car and fired waves of fire and smashed him down. Vakama activated his Ridewatch and they danced to video game music and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Nokama, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gali, Misfire and Mindwipe VS Dirty Bubble - Battling Another Snakepit


Dirty Bubble was first.

Dirty Bubble: (to Nokama) Nico, Linka, and the others did good fighting Another Snakepit. Good thing Indiana Jones wasn't with them.

Nokama: Yeah (LAUGHS) You know how he feels about snakes.

Rarity: But I think it's really good that they faced Another Snakepit.

Sweetie Belle: But we were really surprised that it was Fluttershy's .

Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding. But at least she is safe.

Gali: Thank goodness for that.

Dirty Bubble: You got that right. Lets do it!

DIRTY BUBBLE! BUBBLER!

Nokama fired waves of bubbles and smashed him down. Nokama activated her shift car and fired waves of water and smashed him down. Nokama activated her ridewatch and they danced to Waltz Music and fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.


Onewa, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Pohatu, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast - Lincoln's rescue


KGBeast was next.

KGBeast: (to Onewa) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Glade of Dreams. How was it?

Onewa: It was really awesome and cool.

Applejack: Yeah Rayman got the Spellbook of Eternal Dreams and he got a new transformation.

Apple Bloom: And some of his enemies are now in your ranks.

Flashwing: He had Ales Mansey and André recruited into your ranks.

Pohatu: I think they will be perfect for you.

KGBeast: I agree there. Lets do it!

KGBEAST! U.A. TITANIUM MAN!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Onewa activated his shift car and fired waves of rock and smashed him down. Onewa activated his Ridewatch and they danced to country music and fired waves of rock, crystal, earth and apples and smashed him down.


Whenua, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Onua, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath - Meeting a Guardian Chimera Gene-slammer


Goliath was next.

Goliath: (to Whenua) I heard you guys met a Guardian Chimera Gene-slammer. What's her name?

Whenua: Her name is Tora Komono and she is a really awesome martial artist.

Pinkie Pie: She sure is and it's amazing that she does an amazing style.

Featherweight: Boy it sure is. And her story is cool.

FLASHBACK

Tora Kemono: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Tora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Tora Kemono: That's incredible!

Nico: It sure is, so Tora, what's the story on why you hate those heartless buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson, with a burning passion?

Tora Kemono: Oh, you're not going to like this one bit. One day, Lincoln and I were training in Rindo-Kan Karate, Bōjutsu, Capoeira, and Jeet Kune Do in the backyard of my home, but then, Lincoln felt something heading this way, and we saw who it was heading our way: it was those heartless buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson, and they were going to kill Lincoln to slake their thirst for blood, but we weren't going to let them. We stood our ground against them and we beat the dumbasses into the ground, and when they saw we were going to do a lot worse to them, they peed their pants and ran away like the cowards they are.

We cheered wildly for what Tora and Lincoln did to Pablo and Anderson, and we were also laughing hysterically when Tora told us they peed their pants and ran off like the cowards they are.

Nico: (Laughs Hysterically) Oh man, Tora, Lincoln, you guys really made them run off like the cowards they truly are.

Me: I saw the whole thing happen, and man, it was brutal. Tora's indeed a beast when you make her mad.

Lori: She literally is, and when they, along with Lynn, Chandler, and Chandler's goons got caught that time bullying Lincoln, they literally got the stuffing beat out of them and they got tossed into a really stinky pile of Lynn's dirty socks.

FOGHORN SOUND!

Eli: P.U.!

Nico: Ugh, that really stinks! How can you guys put up with that?!

Luna: We couldn't, dude, and we couldn't stand the smell of Lynn's stinky feet and dirty clothes, so we took her dirty socks to the laundromat in town and we got them all cleaned up, and we did the same with her stinky jerseys and gym clothes. We had to run them twice, they really stunk! P.U.!

Luan: And when we got back and Lynn found out about it, she'd raised such a big stink about it, and I'm not making a pun for this one, she was so mad, she was about to throttle us all, but Lincoln held her back and he used everything his Guardian Angels taught him and he trounced her.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln really held his ground against Lynn when she was at her worst and turned into a rampaging bull.

Me: He sure did.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Goliath: Oh my! But that is amazing that she beat up Pablo and Anderson like that! Wow!

Sprocket: Yeah she beat them up good!

Onua: We're really proud of her.

Goliath: I am too. Lets do it!

GOLIATH! GORIZILLA!

Whenua fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Whenua activated his Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Whenua activated his ridewatch and they danced to party music and they fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and bolts and smashed him down.


Nuju, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Kopaka, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan - Apple Cider Drinking Contest


Titanium Titan was next.

Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) So, you guys had an Apple Cider Drinking contest. Who won?

Nuju: Rainbow Dash did. She loves apple cider more than anyone we know. It was is awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: She drank 4 dozen glasses of cider.

Cozy Glow: Boy was she thirsty.

Hex: You know how much she loves cider.

Kopaka: That is a true fact.

Titanium Titan: I agree there amigos. Lets do it!

TITANIUM TITAN! YOST SANDMAN!

Nuju fired waves of ice and smashed him down. Nuju activated his Shift Car and fired waves of ice and smashed him down. Nuju activated his ridewatch and they danced to mountain music and fired waves of ice, bones, stars, lightning and magic and smashed him down.


Matau, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lewa, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro - Really guzzled down the cider


Chemistro was next.

Chemistro: (to Matau) You guys really guzzled down the cider. How did it taste?

Matau: It was really awesome and delicious.

Rainbow Dash: But I won the contest and it was really awesome.

Scootaloo: It sure was and Rainbow Dash was great.

Whirlwind: Yeah it was awesome.

Lewa: Rainbow Dash loves Cider more than anyone.

Chemistro: You got that right. Lets do it!

CHEMISTRO! PRINCESS FRAGRANCE!

Matau fired waves of wind and smashed him down. Matau activated his shift car and fired waves of wind and lightning and smashed him down. Matau activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Top Gun music and fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


Raimundo, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Sarah, Tom, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Hellboy is really awesome


Trickster was next.

Trickster: (to Raimundo) Hellboy is really awesome. And that fist of his is really powerful.

Raimundo: They sure are and so are his guns. They are cool too.

Twilight Sparkle: I think Hellboy and his team are really awesome. Liz reminds me of Rikki.

Starshine Sparkle: She sure does. It's so awesome.

Spyro: Yeah I think they all are amazing.

Sarah Gunnerson: Me too. It's awesome.

Tom Major: Yeah it sure is.

Trickster: They will make awesome additions to the team. Lets do it!

TRICKSTER! LEGO JOKER!

Raimundo fired waves of magic and smashed him down. Raimundo activated his shift car and fired waves of wind and smashed him down. Raimundo activated his ridewatch and they danced to Mexican Fiesta music and fired waves of magic and wind and smashed him down.


Omi, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Peyton, Georgina, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost - Hellboy and his team have done so much goot


Box Ghost was next

Box Ghost: (to Omi) Hellboy and his team have done so much good. I've actually heard many legends about Hellboy.

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) That is most amazing that you know about the legends of Hellboy.

Fluttershy: It sure is and it's amazing that he is a hero.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah he sure is.

Stealth Elf: Yeah he is amazing at what he can do.

Peyton: He sure is.

Georgina: We all think he is great.

Box Ghost: Boy I'll say. Lets do it!

BOX GHOST! MR. PIGEON

Omi fired waves of water and smashed him down. Omi activated his shift car and fired waves of water and smashed him down. Omi activated his Ridewatch and they danced to nature music and fired waves of water, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.


Kimiko, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Takanuva, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent - Prince Nuada is a deadly fighter


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) Prince Nuada is a deadly fighter. And pretty much a son of a bitch overall.

Kimiko: He is a deadly fighter. But man J.D. is really tearing him apart.

They saw me fighting Nuada and I was really making him suffer. I was punching him all over.

Princess Celestia: Wow! Look at him go!

King Solar: Wow! Not even a fighter of Nuada's caliber is a match for the power of a god.

Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure. You aren't upset that Swartz made Another Alien of you are you?

Ssserpent: I was upset yes. But I'm glad you stopped that one.

Amber Morning: I'm glad we did too.

Spotlight: It's so awesome that Prince Nuada is going to get what's coming to him.

Takanuva: Yeah no kidding. He had it coming.

Ssserpent: Indeed. Lets do it!

SSSERPENT! SERPENT SOCIETY!

Kimiko fired waves of fire and smashed him down. Kimiko activated her Shift Car and fired waves of fire and smashed him down. Kimiko activated her ridewatch and they danced to Japanese Music and fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down.


Clay Bailey, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kaz, Kendra, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx - Princess Nuala is an innocent soul and Nuada deserves to be destroyed.


Onyx was next.

Onyx: (to Clay) Princess Nuala is an innocent soul. It's Nuada that deserves to be destroyed!

Clay Bailey: Y'all got that right. What he is is lower than a snake in a quicksand swamp.

Princess Luna: I think that's putting it mildly.

Moondust: Yeah and we found out that Nuada and Nuala were linked in pain and life force. But thanks to Lincoln we fixed that.

Snowdrop: Yeah she doesn't deserve to be linked and given the same fate.

Gari: That is for sure.

Blackout: Yeah no kidding. She has a right to live and be free just like Ella.

Kaz: I agree there too.

Kendra: Same here.

Onyx: Very well said. Lets do it!

ONYX! STONEHEART!

Clay fired waves of earth and rock and smashed him down. Clay activated his shift car and fired waves of rock and earth. Clay activated his Ridewatch and they danced to country western music and fired waves of rock and darkness and smashed him down.


Elizabeth Swann VS Yost Pyro


Yost Pyro was next.

Yost Pyro: It's an honor to face you Elizabeth.

Elizabeth Swann: It'll be a great honor to face you too.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Melody (Pokemon) VS Evil Bubble Man


Evil bubble Man was next.

Evil Bubble Man: It's an honor to face you Melody and did you really help Ash save the World when that Cataclysmic Prophecy was coming true?

Melody: I sure did and that was a really epic adventure.

Evil Bubble Man: I'll have to hear all about it soon.

She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Sir George VS Black Knight of Merlin


Black Knight of Merlin was next.

Black Knight of Merlin: It's gonna be good fighting you.

Sir George: It sure is most amusing.

Sir George fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Konan VS Goldar


Goldar was next.

Goldar: This is gonna be most fun and cool.

Konan: It always is fun.

She fired waves of paper bombs and smashed him down.


Daughter VS MODOK


MODOK was next.

MODOK: I hope you're ready for me.

Daughter: I always am ready for this.

She fired waves of Force Lightning and Smashed him down.


Boton VS Toar


Toar was next.

Toar: I'm ready for this one.

Boton: (British Accent) I am always ready for all this!

Boton fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Caren, Princess of the Antarctic Ocean VS Big Lenny - the Most Venomous and Deadliest Jellyfish Ever


Big Lenny was next.

Caren: I've heard so much about Big Lenny and how dangerous he is. I heard he stung a fish and lived.

Big Lenny roared.

Caren fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Howard the Duck VS Quackor


Quackor the Fowl was next.

Quackor: (Quacking)

Howard the Duck: I'm ready for you Quackor.

He fired energy blasts and smashed him down.


Jessie Bannon VS Professor Monkey For A Head


Professor Monkey For A Head was next.

Professor Monkey For A Head: I hope you're ready for me like always!

Jessie Bannon: I'm always ready for this.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Cow & Chicken VS Red Guy


Red Guy was next.

Red Guy: Well this will be so fun.

Cow: Lets do it lady!

Chicken: Yeah!

They fired waves of milk and eggs and smashed him down.


Yomika the Nurarihyon VS Samurai Fan Man


Samurai Fan Man was next.

Yomika: I always have fun with this.

Samurai Fan Man: I do too. It's so awesome and cool.

Yomika: You got that right.

She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Kimberly Ann Hart The Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It's so awesome that you guys are helping Sunny and her friends out in Maretime Bay every now and then.

Fiona Hernandez: It sure is and seeing more of Maretime Bay is so awesome.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It sure is and the smoothies Sunny makes are awesome.

Himiko Toga: They are some of the best ever.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Did you guys go after Queen Opaline yet?

Fiona Hernandez: Not yet. We're still finding out more about her and we need to find out what she intends to do and why and how. We got to get all the information we can if we want to launch a plan of attack on her.

Apple Bloom: Yeah but we do know that she is responsible for dividing the 3 tribes.

Sweetie Belle: She is pure evil and is an absolute monster.

Scootaloo: We did find out that she has been around since Ancient Equestria and really hates the magic of friendship and more.

Diamond Tiara: Yeah she wants all that magic of the 3 ponies all for herself.

Silver Spoon: We don't know why but we have to stop her later on.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah she is a monster.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Boy she is pure evil. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: The critters of Maretime Bay are so adorable and cute.

Marie Hernandez: They sure are and the Raccoonicorns, Pegasnails, bunnies, crabs, and birds are all adorable.

Ibara Shiozaki: They sure are and so is Sparky. He's Hitch's new dragon friend.

Frozen Fright: We found out that Sparky was originally Opaline's dragon and he is just so cute.

Thunder Terror: And Spike likes him too.

Magma Gloom: He is just so adorable.

Toxic Horror: And they are great friends too.

Louie PoisonSea: They sure are and it's awesome that Spike and Sparky are awesome friends with each other. Same with Smolder and Ember with them.

Elena: I agree too.

Weddinmon: I am so happy for them too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel Bonaparte was next.

Marcel: Maretime Bay is really cool. What did you do there in your spare time?

Nicole Hernandez: I went and got an awesome manicure and got my nails done.

She showed that her nails were blue and had ghosts on them.

Marcel: Wow those are great on you Nicole and they fit perfectly.

Nicole Hernandez: They sure do and Pipp, Jazz and Rocky all do an amazing job there and they even did my hair and braided it and gave it a spooky flare too.

She had her blue hair braided in a ponytail with black highlights and she had ghosts and bats in it to give it a ghostly style.

Marcel: That's amazing on you Nicole.

Nicole Hernandez: Thanks.

Star Swirl the Bearded. We're all so amazed that it's both a salon and karaoke bar in one. Such an awesome place.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it's amazing that they do all that there.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It's really amazing that they do so much there.

Mistmane: And everyone and everypony comes out so beautiful there.

Flash Magnus: They sure do. I think it's so awesome too.

Mage Meadowbrook: I agree there too.

Gusty the Great: Same here.

Clover the Clever: And they do such a really awesome and amazing job there.

Carly Atlas: I think it's really cool myself.

Marcel: I'm glad you guys like that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: Did you guys really go on an awesome treasure hunt in Maretime Bay?

Natasha Hernandez: We sure did and it was really awesome. Sunny's dad showed us an awesome treasure map blanket that was not only a family heirloom but it's also a prophecy.

Princess Celestia: We all thought it was really awesome ourselves.

Princess Luna: The prophecy was called the Return of Friendship and it was a vision into the future about the return of the Magic of Friendship.

Princess Cadance: It was really something. And Sunny and her friends were all chosen to bring back the Magic of Friendship.

Minuette: They foretold all this and Sunny and her friends were chosen for such an incredible task.

Twinkleshine: It's a really massive responsibility.

Lemon Hearts: But we're so proud of Sunny and all her for doing all this.

Moondancer: We sure are and we are really amazed that they were given this responsibility.

Lyra Heartstrings: We sure are. They foretold this and it was an amazing puzzle too.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah. The first piece was in the Crystal Brighthouse and the second piece was under the throne of Queen Haven in Zephyr Heights and the 3rd piece was in a crystal grove in Bridlevale.

Twilight Sparkle: It was so awesome and amazing and it was a great treasure hunt.

Brittney: It sure was. We all had a great time in that one. So did my sister Nicole.

Misty Tredwell: They sure did and it was so awesome.

Su Yung: Wow! That is cool. That has to be the most amazing Treasure Hunt of all. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed her down.


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Meilin, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: How did Sunny Starscout become an Alicorn?

Catherine Iroh: She and her friends went and got the Unity Stones of the Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies and brought all 3 tribes back together. It was not easy. But in doing so she turned into The Princess of Unity and Peace.

Layla MacKenzie: That is a massive responsibility and a huge task for them.

Sakura Avalon: It sure is. And I'm so happy for Sunny. She is the big legacy of Twilight Sparkle and her friends.

Madison Taylor: Sunny has come a long way in her journey too.

Chelsea: I agree there.

Rita: Yeah Sunny and friends are great forces of good too.

Nikki They sure are and it's so much fun.

Meilin: And Sunny makes so many awesome smoothies. They are delicious.

Kero: Boy they sure are. And they are so fruity and flavorful.

Li: I'll say.

Yue (Cardcaptors): They do look amazing for everyone.

Carly Atlas: They sure are and Sunny knows so many awesome flavors.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah they are really good and delicious.

Admiral Zhao: I'll have to try some and I'm really happy for her. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed him down.


Himiko Toga, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Penance and RD Carol VS LeFou


LeFou was next.

LeFou: Do they have awesome music in Maretime Bay?

Himiko Toga: They sure do and there's this awesome jazz club that Izzy knows that has awesome jazz songs. Lisa Simpson would love that and so would Laney.

Princess Platinum: I agree there. The Jazz music is where Jazz Hooves learned all about how to make her own designs for nails and hooves.

Commander Hurricane: It's amazing and great too.

Chancellor Puddinghead: It sure is and there's a unicorn there named Onyx there that is really talented with the Saxophone.

Smart Cookie: She would make an awesome member of the Knights of The Friendship Table and be a great jazz musician.

Private Pansy: I agree there too.

Clover the Clever: Same here too.

Penance: It sure would be perfect too.

LeFou: You got that right. And I love a good jazz song. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and magic and smashed him down.


Rhonda Monroe the Phoenix and Evil HERO Inferno Wing Gene-Slammer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Himiko Toga, Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow VS Sunfire


Sunfire was next.

Sunfire: (Japanese Accent) It's amazing that Sunny has done so much good for all of Equestria after everything she went through.

Rhonda Monroe: It sure is awesome and I'm really proud of her. We all are, right Sunny?

Sunny Starscout: Thanks Rhonda and yeah I am too. All the ponies were divided but we all brought them back together.

Izzy Moonbow: It's just absolutely terrible that the tribes were divided.

Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah it was awful all that happened.

Pipp Petals: And all because of Opaline! We don't even know why she did all this.

Zipp Storm: Well she will definitely pay for her crimes when we find out more about her soon.

Himiko Toga: It'll take a while but we can do it.

Diamond Tiara: I agree there too. She needs to be destroyed big time.

Cozy Glow: First we got to wait and find out more.

Sunfire: You guys can do it. Lets do this!

They fired waves of magic and fire and smashed him down.


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Frosty Orange, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance and Flurry Heart VS Abacus Cinch.


Abacus Cinch was next.

Abacus Cinch: It's crazy how Opaline hates all that friendship and wants all that magic all for herself.

Irena Malkovich: I know it's absolutely pure evil! She is a Xenophobic Tyrant on steroids. She wants to make sure ALL The tribes are divided forever. What a heartless monster.

Indigo Zap: Yeah no kidding. She doesn't deserve all that magic.

Lemon Zest: Yeah no kidding there. She is pure evil.

Sunny Flare: The sooner we get more information on her the sooner we can destroy her.

Sugarcoat: It's logical and imperative that we destroy her as soon as possible.

Sour Sweet: I agree there and now.

Frosty Orange: We have to be patient girls.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree too. We need to know more and all that about her before we can act.

Princess Cadance: I agree there too.

Flurry Heart: Same here. But she has to be stopped.

Abacus Cinch: And she soon will be. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed her down.


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.


Witchfire was next.

Witchfire: It's just absolutely reprehensible that Opaline can do such terrible atrocities to all of Equestria.

Shinoa Hiragi: Yeah no kidding there. She needs to be stopped ASAP.

Me: I agree there. Opaline is beyond a shadow of a doubt the most evil villain we've seen and are going to face.

Brittany Gresh: You're not kidding there.

Witchfire: Well you guys will stop her. I know you can. And J.D. you are also doing a great job fighting Prince Nuada.

The original me was really going at him and tearing him and letting him have it.

Me: Yeah he sure is.

Witchfire: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed her down.


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 지구 포니, 페가수스, 유니콘의 부족을 영원히 분열시키고 온 땅에 혼돈, 문제, 악만 일으키고 모든 마법을 자신을 위해 원하는 조랑말이 있다는 것을 상상하기 어렵습니다. 이 얼마나 순수한 사악한 괴물인가. (Hard to imagine that there is a pony that wants to keep the tribes of earth ponies, pegasus and unicorns divided forever and cause nothing but chaos, trouble and evil all over the lands and wants all that magic all for herself. What a pure evil monster.)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 농담하는 거 아니야. 오팔린 여왕은 괴물이며 그녀는 무슨 일이 있어도 막아야 합니다. 하지만 먼저 그녀를 완전히 쓰러뜨리기 위한 공격 계획을 시작하기 전에 그녀에 대한 더 많은 정보를 수집해야 합니다. (You're not kidding there. Queen Opaline is a monster and she must be stopped at all costs no matter what. But first we need to gather more information on her before we launch a plan of attack to take her down once and for all.)

Sam S.L.: Yeah we need all the information we can get if we are to stand a chance on stopping her.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 적이 우리 팀에서 가장 중요한 규칙 중 하나라는 것을 아십시오. 그들에 대한 공격 형태를 취하려면 가능한 한 많은 정보를 수집해야 합니다. (Know your enemy is one of the most important rules we have on the team. We need to gather as much information as we can if we are to launch a form of attack on them.)

Finn: That's right. Opaline is a menace to all of Equestria.

Princess Bubblegum: She sure is and she must be taken out.

Flame Princess: I agree there completely.

Eli: Yeah me too.

Lady Flamicorn: 그녀가 수천 년에 걸쳐 저지른 범죄로 그녀를 가만두지 않을 것이며 그것은 최고의 정의가 될 것입니다. 해보자! (No way are we ever going to let her get away with her crimes that she did over the millennia and it will be justice of the highest kind. Lets do it!)

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed her down.


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll The Eternal was next.

Kru'll The Eternal: I didn't know that Izzy was capable of tinkering like that. Those goggles she made are really amazing.

Logan White: They sure are. Those are really spiffy and very high tech. Zipp can see in Infrared, X-Rays and even night vision which is really awesome.

Tyranno Hassleberry: Boy it sure is. I think it's so awesome that Izzy made those goggles for her.

Aylene Carter: Those are really cool.

Littlefoot: They sure are and they are really helpful.

Cera: We all thought so.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Spike: Yeah.

Kru'll: That is really amazing that Zip can do so much now with those goggles. Izzy did a great job. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down.


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: Did Pipp and her friends really make an awesome music dance video?

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) They sure did and it's called the Pony Hip Hop. It was amazing. It went viral really fast.

Bai Tza: It's really creative and talented and fun.

Maria: Me and Girl Jordan like to dance to it and it really is so much fun.

Girl Jordan: Yeah it's' so fun.

Genki: The dancing is fun in that one.

Holly: It sure is.

Baddie Undine: Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun on that one. Especially with the Kaleidoscopic graphics in the video. So awesome and creative. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Did Izzy become sort of a nightmare roommate?

Laura Wynn: She sure did. But it was because she just wanted to fit in with her friends. She never lived with best friends before and it was a new experience for her.

Crysta: Yeah but now she loves her friends too.

Laney: I think it's so awesome for Izzy too. But Sunny, Pipp and Zipp didn't get any sleep from that.

Ren: Yeah but at least she knows all about friends now too.

Tula: I agree there.

Ioz: Me too.

Niddler: Same here.

Morpho: That is amazing and it's good she can fit in. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Omaima Lexington the Blue Whale Gene-Slammer, Sirius, Himiko Toga, Bai Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Luna Loud, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket VS Honest John and Gideon


Honest John and Gideon were next.

Honest John: Did Pipp accidentally turn Sunny, Hitch and Izzy into little fillies and a foal?

Omaima Lexington: She sure did and it was all an accident because she put magical glitter into a face mask she made. (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.

Sirius: But it was so adorable. It was like what happened with Nico and the team when the Loud Kids got turned into babies by accident.

Himiko Toga: I bet they were so adorable as the Loud Kids were.

Bai Tza: Yeah we weren't there when it happened with Sunny, Izzy and Hitch.

Maria: But they must've been so adorable.

Girl Jordan: Yeah I bet they were.

Luna Loud: I think they were dudes.

Pinocchio: I have a feeling they were.

Jiminy Cricket: Same here.

Honest John: I think it's so awesome. Shall we dance?

Omaima Lexington: We shall. (LOUD FART) Sorry.

Honest John: No worries.

They fired waves of water and smashed them down.


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Samurai Fan Man


Samurai Fan Man was next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of the Golden Army, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the symbol of The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer midnight black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Blasters and spellbooks were included too. Once in hand, we'll get a really massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!

Zach: MASTODON!

Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!

Billy: TRICERATOPS!

Trini: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN ONE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Tommy: Lets bring them together!

They formed the Power Blaster!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired a massive blast of energy and they fired a massive barrage of elemental energy and the blasts all hit Samurai Fan Man and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Samurai Fan Man you have failed this temple!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


POW!

I punched Nuada and smashed him into the ground.

Me: Had enough you motherfucker?

Nuada: (Weakly) NEVER! NOT TILL YOU DIE!

Me: I'm Immortal and I will never die.

Everyone regrouped.

Me: You guys can help me now. I've unleashed all my fury on him. I've had 10 years of pent up rage unleashed unto him.

Nico: Nice! Now it's our turn to deliver a buttkicking.

Troy: We're helping too, J.D.!

Tsukasa: He doesn't stand a chance against all of us!

Me: I was having you all help me out right now anyway. I've had my fun on this assfucker.

Tsukasa: Oh good.

Kamen Ride: Hibiki!

Kamen Ride: Wizard!

Kamen Ride: Beast!

Kamen Ride: Wiseman!

Kamen Ride: Mage!

Kamen Ride: Sorcerer!

Tsukasa turned into Hibiki and Daiki summoned clones of all the Wizard Team.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Everyone pulled out the Zenkai Cannons.

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) MYSTERIOUS MIRACLE POWER!

We summoned the Goggle V, Ohranger, Magiranger, Goseiger and ToQgers and the Wizard, Ghost, Build, Saber and Gaim Riders!

Nico: YEAH!

Maria: Now for this one!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) DEMON FORCE BRIGADE!

She summoned Vypra, IceDevimon (Tamers), Myotismon, DemiDevimon and Zen Aku!

Nico: YEAH!

Vypra: Time to kick some demon butt!

Lynn: Oh this is gonna be so cool!

Then a white light appeared in Lynn's hands and it revealed itself as a new GRAND ZI-O RIDEWATCH! It was for Kamen Rider Faiz!

Lynn: Cool! My own Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's my turn!

She activated it.

Lynn: HENSHIN!

The spirits of the Faiz Riders appeared and they merged with her and she donned awesome dark red armor and had an awesome sword gun! She turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND 555 ZI-O!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! Lynn you look cool!

Lightning: Lynn this is amazing! SHA-BLAM!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Queen of Sports who reaches over spacetime and reigns over the past and future. Her name is Grand 555 Zi-O! We are entering a new age.

Me: Lynn this is so cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Laney: Awesome sis!

Nico: Yeah!

Lynn: YEAH!

Nico: Lets get him!

We went at him and brutally smashed and pulverized him all over the place.

We were really letting him have it and more.

Swoop, Norbert and Daggett used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Swoop's Thermal Sword and Norbert and Daggett's powers 100-fold and Scourge used the Animatron Cyber Planet Key and he had his 2 extra dragon heads pop out and they roared.

Cybertron Scourge and Norbert: DRAGON BEAVER FIRESTORM!

Swoop and Daggett: THERMAL BEAVER BLAST!

Tahu of Fire and P'andor: RADIOACTIVE FLAME BLAST!

Gali of Water and Man Ray: WATER FORCE SHOT!

Pohatu of Stone and Avalanche: STONE AVALANCHE BLAST!

Kopaka of Ice and Moonstone: ICE MOONLIGHT BLAST

Onua of Earth and Tar Pit: EARTH TARPIT BLAST!

Lewa of Wind and Kitty: WIND GHOST BLAST!

Takanuva of Light and Kyd Wykkyd: LIGHT STORM BURST!

Aqua of The Water Key and Skulker: GHOST AQUA STORM!

Sora of The Light Key and Robo Blaze: KEY LIGHT STORM!

Kairi of the Love Key and Dr. Light: LIGHT LOVE BURST!

DUCKS! and Quackerjack: DUCK STORM BLAST!

Plant Girl Mania and Beagle Babes: PLANT GANGSTER BLAST!

Stupid Idiot and Major Mucus: IDIOT SNOT ROCKET!

Angel of Light and Owl (One Night at Flumptys): OWL ANGEL BLAST!

Ninja Buttkicker and Skeleton Men: NINJA BUTTKICKING BLAST!

Princess of The Apple and Dwarves and Yost Viper: SEVEN DWARF FURY STORM!

Firefly Slayer and Ted Carson Firefly: INFERNO FIRESTORM BLAST!

Helheim Forest Princess and Yost Living Laser: HELHEIM ULTIMATE BLAST!

Ninja Turtle Master and Roulette: NINJA TURTLE SHOT!

Zombie Apocalypse Dead House and MOE Sinestro: ZOMBIE SMASHING FEARSTORM!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: APPLES OF HONEST AVALANCHE!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Applejack, Lincoln, Hellboy, Liz, Abe Sapien, Johann Krauss, me, Jared and Nico: SPIRIT WORLD FIRESTORM BARRAGE!

We fired a massive blast of energy and elements

Lincoln: GOLD ELEMENT STYLE: GOLDEN FIST!

Entrapta: GOLD LIGHTNING STYLE: GOLDEN THUNDERBOLT!

Perfuma: GOLD NATURE STYLE: GOLDEN CHERRY BOMBS!

Frosta: GOLD ICE STYLE: GOLDEN GLACIER!

Mai Shiranui: GOLD FIRE STYLE: GOLDEN FLAMES!

Yuna: GOLD WATER STYLE: GOLD TIDAL WAVE!

Toph: GOLD EARTH STYLE: GOLDEN BOULDER!

Tatsumaki: GOLD WIND STYLE: GOLDEN TORNADO!

Girl Jordan: GOLD LIGHT STYLE: GOLDEN SHINE BEAM!

Juri Han: GOLD DARK STYLE: GOLDEN WEB OF DARKNESS!

Shantae: GOLD MAGIC STYLE: GOLDEN MAGIC HAT CANNONS!

Akko: GOLD STAR STYLE: GOLDEN STAR SHURIKENS!

They fired waves of energy and elements made of gold.

Lincoln and his harem: GOLD FINAL SMASH: GOLDEN SHINING LASER!

They fired a massive golden shining laser!

The blasts all hit Nuada and completely obliterated him in a huge and massive fiery explosion and his spirit was banished to the Black Gates forever!

We powered down.

Me: Enjoy the black gates Nuada.

Lincoln: It's over for you, Prince Nuada. Your dreams of awakening The Golden Army are through.

Nico: Along with your dreams of trying to destroy the human race. Alright, awesome job, gang, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Mylene Farrow of The Vexos to deal with, and she should be arriving...right now!

?: I will make you all pay for what you've done in ruining King Zenoheld's plans and for ruining us, Brawlers!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Mira: I should've known there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Mylene.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Mylene Farrow, the Aquos Brawler of The Vexos.

Spectra: Mylene, I should've known you'd show up here.

Mylene Farrow: And it'll be the last time I ever have to deal with all of you.

Lauren Delaney fired a powerful black and orange energy blast with orange fire and hummingbirds at Mylene Farrow, and it burned her badly.

Lauren Delaney: Not happening, Mylene, and now, I'm putting a stop to you once and for all.

Suddenly, Lauren Delaney's orange eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a black and orange energy aura with orange fire, hummingbirds, and darkness, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Mylene Farrow, she left black and orange energy, orange fire, hummingbirds, and darkness with every step.

Lauren Delaney: I will never forgive you for any of the crimes that you've committed against the Bakugan, Mylene Farrow, and now, you're about to suffer the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals.

Suddenly, Lauren Delaney was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and orange energy with orange fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Lauren Delaney emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Lauren Delaney grew from 6'0" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon orange eyes and a black and orange energy aura with darkness, orange fire, and hummingbirds surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with the Dark Kanji in its talons emblazoned on her forehead, she has on hummingbird earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with orange gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange hummingbird-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Lauren Delaney has on a black sleeveless vest, orange sleeveless midriff top, orange frilly skirt with black frills and the Hummingbird Nazca Line on it, orange high-heeled knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, hummingbirds, and orange fire on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Lauren Delaney felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with orange tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same orange markings as on Aslla Piscu. Lauren Delaney has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Lauren Delaney's massive Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy with darkness, orange fire, and hummingbirds, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu's Dark Hummingbird Greatsword of Orange Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu and the Hummingbird Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black hummingbird heads for the crossguard, large orange gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hummingbird heads and a large orange gem below the hummingbird heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu's head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu that said, "Lauren Delaney, Gene-Slammer of The Lizard Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu, Life Long Friend of Girl Jordan and Helena McTroy, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Hummingbirds, and Orange Fire"

ローレン・デラニー、リザード・アースバウンド・イモータル・アスラ・ピスクのジーン・スラマー、ガール・ジョーダンとヘレナ・マクトロイの生涯の友人、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑と粉砕者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、とサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、ハチドリ、オレンジの火のマスター

Lauren Delaney has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS ORANGE FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL HUMMINGBIRD ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE ORANGE FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Lauren Delaney's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Mylene Farrow saw it, she summoned her Mechanical Bakugan, Macubass, to kill her, but Lauren Delaney fired a powerful black and orange energy blast with orange fire, darkness, and hummingbirds at Mylene and Macubass, which burned Mylene and blindsided them, but it allowed Lincoln to get close to Macubass, and as he put his large left hand on the mechanical Bakugan's head, Macubass glowed and Lincoln began absorbing Macubass into his body, and Lincoln gained a massive power boost and acquired brand-new weapons from Macubass, and this horrified Mylene.

Nico: Holy guacamole, now Lauren Delaney's transformed!

Me: And look at the pattern on her wings, they're the same pattern as on Aslla Piscu's wings, so cool.

Eli: Really amazing, and Spectra's plan worked: Lauren blindsided Mylene and Macubass after she had transformed, and it allowed Lincoln to get close and he absorbed Macubass, and not only did he gain a massive power boost, but he also gained new weapons and gadgets from Macubass.

Lincoln: And now that Mylene has lost her Bakugan, she's all alone, and she's about to feel the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals, and Lauren, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Lauren Delaney: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal and Divine Orange Fire Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we administer Mylene Farrow her punishment, now that she no longer has Macubass?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Lauren.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Lauren Delaney.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for you to pay for everything you've done, Mylene Farrow, but this time, we're not showing you both any mercy whatsoever, not like you deserve any.

Lauren Delaney and Lincoln went after Mylene Farrow, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, orange fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Hummingbirds at Mylene Farrow, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked Mylene Farrow with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on her, and Lincoln then summoned Macubass' ABSIDS attack pods, and they flew at Mylene and fired lasers at her, and she was knocked down, and she was tied up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains by Lincoln, and the attack pods vanished.

Mylene Farrow: Okay, so you've defeated me. So, what are you going to do, kill me?

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) As if, you're not getting out of this easily, Mylene.

Lauren Delaney: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal and Divine Orange Fire Justice) That's right, you've got potential to be a member of the Masters of Evil. So, instead of killing you, you're going to be recruited into The Masters of Evil. Besides, don't you think it's better than trying to avenge King Zenoheld, who no longer even respects you or Shadow Prove, and was consumed by revenge, and if we let you escape, Barodius will find out and he's going to kill you.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And he's not going to let you or Shadow Prove live.

Mylene Farrow finds out that Lincoln and Lauren Delaney are right: if Barodius finds out she's failed, he's going to kill her.

Mylene Farrow: Very well, I'll join The Masters of Evil, since siding with Barodius was indeed a death wish.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smiles) You've made the right choice.

Lincoln beamed Mylene Farrow to The Masters of Evil's HQ, where Vypra and the others were given the news: Mylene Farrow is now part of The Masters of Evil. We cheered wildly for what Lauren Delaney and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Lauren Delaney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and orange angel wings are permanent.

Lauren Delaney: That's one villain recruited into The Masters of Evil and eleven more to go before we finally kill Dustin Keystone, and thanks for helping me take down Mylene Farrow, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Lauren.

Suddenly, Lauren Delaney wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Lauren Delaney's face, they kissed passionately as Lauren Delaney's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and orange fire raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Lincoln and Lauren Delaney absorbed the fires, and they came back, and Aslla Piscu vanished.

Nico: Awesome job, Lauren and Lincoln, you guys took down and convinced Mylene Farrow to join The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: We sure did, and now, tomorrow, we need to convince Shadow Prove to join The Masters of Evil.

Lync Volan: He won't be easy to convince though, he's pretty violent and volatile.

Valerie Brinkley: Well, so am I. If he so much as threatens to hurt Lincoln or anyone around me, I'll show him just how violent I can get. (Cracks Knuckles)

Nico: Uh oh, I'd hate to be in Shadow Prove's shoes tomorrow.

Me: You got that right, Nico. And Lincoln, what Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow on your rescue?

Lincoln: Good question, J.D. Hmm, oh, how about Gene-Slammers for the Yellow Dragon Ninja, Black Dragon Ninja, White Dragon Ninja, Red Dragon Ninja, and Blue Dragon Ninja.

Nico: Ooh, now those are some really awesome ones, and they're from the sub-series of the Ninja archetype.

Lincoln: And whoever's been Gene-Slammed into them would have to be really skilled in the eighteen disciplines of Ninjutsu.

Me: Now, that would be really interesting to see for ourselves.

Chemistro: That's the end of Nuada.

Hellboy: You guys really kicked ass today.

Trickster: It's what we do.

Box Ghost: And we helped as well. But J.D. deserves most of the credit. He really kicked his butt big time.

Hellboy: He sure did.

Liz: That was so awesome.

Ssserpent: Consider yourself part of the team.

Onyx: Anytime you and the BPRD need our help, just call.

Hellboy: Will do.

Me: Awesome. Nuala I'm sorry about your brother. He had this coming.

Nuala: I'll be okay. He deserved it.

Qin: Good.

Camie: Yeah but J.D. really kicked that monster's butt.

Himiko: He sure did.

Sirius: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Nico: Yep. But great job today everyone. We all did great. But J.D. you did really amazingly well against Nuada. You are a much better fighter than he is.

Me: All the wonders of training and protecting everyone I know and love.

Nico: That's true.

Me: But when you threaten my family you just signed your own death warrant.

Laney: That's for sure.

Nico: Yep. Lets head to Lynn's Table and celebrate.

We cheered.

Hellboy: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and it's going to be an honor to be part of the team.

Me: You all will love it.

Nico: Yep. Lets head home.

We went back home and went to Lynn's Table and enjoyed a great meal and then we went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Hellboy was so awesome! And Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and all sorts of many stars were in that movie series and they all did a great job in that one. It was so awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Chris Taylor, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Polar Claw (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading into the world of Beast Wars Transformers and we're going to first stop the Vok from torching the planet and save Optimus from being blown to bits in that pod when it hits the planet buster and then we're going to destroy Megatron and the Predacons in that one. Also we're going to battle Another Mucilator. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Alchemy Beast - Salamandra The Steel and her name is Selene Sallamandia. Salene is Nico's friend from blacksmithing class and she knows all about how to work with fire and everything. She is also one of the strongest and most powerful fire elemental users ever known. As she has the powers of the phoenix in her and has the powers of fire enhanced times 100,000,000,000,000 and she can burn anything instantly with one blast. She knows how to fight well too. The match-up scene is for Valerie Brinkley, Gene-Slammer of The Spider Earthbound Immortal Uru, and she and Lincoln are going to take down and recruit Shadow Prove into The Masters of Evil. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1996 werewolf horror movie Bad Moon, and Lincoln and his group are going to cure Ted Harrison and destroy the werewolf that he'd become. And they're going to meet the Gene-Slammers for the Yellow Dragon Ninja, Black Dragon Ninja, White Dragon Ninja, Red Dragon Ninja, and Blue Dragon Ninja named Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi Yōsoninja, the Yōsoninja Quadruplets. They're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and his classmates in Gym, and they're also incredible ninjas as well. Their last name, Yōsoninja, means Element Ninja in Japanese. it was Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi that taught Lincoln the 18 disciplines of ninjutsu when they were 12 years old. They each have their own hobby, same as Lincoln: Kiiro loves swimming, Kuro loves magic, Shiroi loves video games, Shinku loves Power Rangers, and Aoi loves video games. They all share their love of fashion and they made clothes based on the hobby each of the sister have. One day while on the beach, as Lincoln was wearing his orange swim trunks and Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi were wearing yellow, black, white, red and blue bikinis respectively, Lincoln ended up kissing Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi underwater. He also made Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi beautiful necklaces based on their favorite colors, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips as well. They're also the cousins of Ibuki from Street Fighter, and they hate Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa with a burning passion. Get ready for a hellish adventure as we meet Spawn and help him destroy one of his enemies. We're going after VIOLATOR and we're going to make that monster pay for his crimes.

See you all tomorrow.