In the early morning hours at 2:53 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw a figure who was hiding out and living in the streets of Shanghai, China. But, it were no ordinary figure, it was Radiance, the youngest daughter of Lincoln's future wives, Rarity. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Nyx Midnight, Starburst, Rarity, Crystal Clarity, Lori Loud-Santiago, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Let me guess, the same dream as me?

Lori: We sure did, bro.

Rarity: And it also means that we found out where my daughter is at.

Crystal Clarity: But the question is, Where?

Me: They're at Shanghai, China.

Nico: Oh man, that's not good. Out on the streets in Shanghai, China, is not a safe place for them.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Lori: You got that right, bro.

Lincoln, Lori Loud-Santiago, Nyx Midnight, Starburst, Rarity, Crystal Clarity, Me, and Nico were heading to Shanghai, China. Then, Lincoln saw a 10-year-old girl who has light purple skin, waist-length purple hair with pink streaks and brown eyes. She wore an sky blue striped tank top, white pants, and sky blue closed toe sandals. Lincoln saw who she was, it was Radiance.

Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Radiance?

Radiance: Yes, And who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Rarity came out, and when Radiance saw her, she was stunned.

Radiance: Mom, is that you?

Rarity: Yes, darling, it's me.

Radiance ran up to Rarity, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Lori, Crystal Clarity, Starburst, Nyx Midnight.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Rarity your mother is one of my many future wives.

Radiance: Does that means...you're my father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?

That filled Radiance with joy, as he picked her up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Radiance to the rest of his siblings, who are now her aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Rarity with her youngest daughter, and Radiance now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in her life.


In Zephyr Heights was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Emerald Goldenbraid, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Spittor (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were there for another awesome rescue. We were at Zephyr Heights castle to help Sunny and Friends with Queen Haven's Royal To Do List.

Me: Boy the Queen has tons of things to do.

Nico: You're not kidding.

Qin: Boy look at all that.

Xenia: We're going to be busy up the ass for this.

Sunny Starscout: But we can all do it together.

Camie: We sure can.

Me: Pipp, Zipp, your mom is one busy woman.

Pipp Petals: She sure is but we love her.

Me: Aww.

Zoom: For Item 82, the Newborn foals portrait.

Zoom opened a door and on a couch was 5 newborn foals and fillies.

Mane 5 and us: Aww.

Me: Oh you guys are all so adorable.

Nico: They sure are.

The kids jumped up and down and went all over the place and the Mane 5 tried to catch them but they were bouncing off the walls all over the place.

Me: I got this.

I pulled out a whistle and tweeted it.

TWWWWEEEEEEEETTT!

The foals sat back down.

Nico: Nice thinking J.D.

Me: Thanks.

I had a camera ready.

Me: Okay smile.

They smiled.

CLICK!

It was perfect and adorable.

Qin: Aww so cute.

One picture showed one of the foals giving Hitch Trailblazer a makeover.

Lola: Aww that is some cute Princess Makeover Time.

Nico: Funny.

Pipp was giving some selfies with some kids and they loved it. Even their parents thought it was cute.

Camie: Aww so cute.

Rarity: Those photos are simply adorable darlings.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure are. Photo Finish would approve of them.

Later we were in front of the Royal Playground that was just built.

Zoom: Item 97, The Grand Opening of the Royal Playground.

Rainbow Dash: This is an awesome playground.

Zipp Storm: Ha. This will be easy.

She took a big pair of scissors and tried to cut the ribbon. But it wouldn't cut.

Me: I hate it when scissors don't cut.

They tried several times but it wouldn't cut.

Me: Let me see those.

I looked at the scissors and it showed that the blade was dull.

Me: The blade is dull. I got this.

I unsheathed my sword and slashed the ribbon and cut it and everyone cheered wildly!

Nico: Play to your hearts content kids!

Xenia: Yeah!

Danica Metrois: Yeah have fun!

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Emerald.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Anytime Nico. It's going to be so fun helping you on a rescue.

Qin: I sure is.

A photo showed Zipp doing a press conference and then we were at a construction site and then at a rally for something. Then we were at the hospital and we saw a pony all wrapped up in bandages.

Me: Boy somebody did a really big number on you didn't they?

Pony: (Groans) Yeah but it's awesome to meet you all J.D.

Me: At least you're going to be all right.

Pipp took a selfie. But she dropped her phone by accident and it hit his leg and he screamed in pain!

YICHIHUAHUAS THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!

Later we were at the garden and Zipp dug a hole for a plant to be planted.

Nico: Emerald, how has your Mom been?

Emerald Goldenbraid: She's doing great thank you for asking. I visit her from time to time after missions. But she's doing good.

Nico: Great!

Later Zipp and Pipp were signing tons and tons of stacks of paperwork and we were running around and getting them sent off to where they need to go.

Me: Man this is tons of paperwork!

Nico: Yeah no kidding!

Eli: But it's amazing that Pipp and Zipp sign them all so quickly.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: But this is a cinch for all of us.

Nico: I'm glad she's doing fine.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Me too.

Me: Yeah.

Then Izzy came back in with another cart and as Sunny and Hitch were getting the paperwork sent out..

Sunny and Hitch: LOOK OUT!

Izzy Moonbow: YIKES!

Izzy tried to stop but she couldn't and then…

CRASH!

She crashed into them and scattered papers all over.

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry I got this.

She got it all reorganized with her magic and put it all back on the carts.

Sunny Starscout: That was awesome Twilight.

Me: Whew!

We got all the papers signed and delivered.

Qin: Wow! That's a ton of paperwork. And I thought Lady Tsunade had it rough with all that.

Himiko: No kidding there.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: It was awesome helping Spawn out.

Maria Hernandez: Boy it sure was!

Qin: We had so much fun doing that one.

Xenia: Yeah.

We later got everything in the Royal To do list fully done. We were dripping sweat and drinking water like crazy.

Zoom: Great job guys! You all are fast.

Me: (Panting) Whew! Yeah.

Nico: Yeah but it was worth it.

Camie: It sure was.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah. Man I am thirsty.

Maria gave Fiona lots of water.

Fiona Hernandez: (GULPING WATER)

We were really thirsty from all that too.

Nico: Violator was one ugly motherfucker.

Nicole Hernandez: You're not kidding there. But he got what he deserved.

Sakura Valencia: Yeah he sure did.

Nico: Yeah. But man it was awesome helping Spawn.

Xenia: It sure was.

Tsuyu: Yeah it was. But we also got all the information on Queen Opaline too.

Nico: We sure did. Now we can prepare for her later on.

Varie: Yeah.

Nico: Also, I can confirm that Samurai Jack, Ariana Montenegro, Allison Mendosa, Depth Charge, Jason Jenkins, Lola Namiko, Galena Kosmodemyanskaya, Dexter, Wolfang, and Setsuna Tokage are backup core members.

Me: Awesome ideas man.

Samurai Jack: It'll be an honor to be part of the backups.

Qin: Good calls there.

Laney: Yeah those are awesome.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: Well, doesn't seem to be any trouble right now.

Me: Yeah. Man that was the productive part.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: But I just can't believe that Queen Opaline is that evil. She is a monster.

May: Yeah no kidding. She needs to be destroyed.

Me: She is luckily the last of Equestria's Major enemies that we have left.

Camie: Good.

Laney: It's hard to imagine that she would tear all the friendships between Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies apart. What she did shows that they are hate crimes on steroids.

Qin: Yeah no kidding. She is pure evil incarnate.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah and she wants all the magic in all of Equestria all for herself.

Me: She's a totally powerhungry xenophobic tyrant. One thing is for sure, we need to stop her. She has over 2,000 years of Equestrian Justice coming to her.

Zipp Storm: That's for sure.

Nico: You aren't kidding there. Now, let's find the next Another Omnitrix Alien.

Albedo: But where do we even look?

Nico: Hmm. We'll think of something Albedo.

We got to walking around. But then we heard screaming and then we went over and saw THE ED'S BEING BEATEN UP AND THRASHED BY THE VERY SAME VENGEANCE EXPRESS KIDS THAT WE FOUGHT ON MARIA'S BIRTHDAY!

Nico: Oh my god!

We went and smashed the Vengeance Express kids down and brought the Ed's over to us.

Qin: Geez! Not again!

Ed: (SPITS OUT BLOOD)

Eddy: (In Pain) What is with those stupid Vengeance Express kids!?

They then saw us and were walking to us.

Dark Sarah: "Ed! You give Jimmy his candy back!"

Dark Rolf: "You have made a mockery of Rolf's fungal festivity!"

Dark Jonny: [holding Plank in the air] "Plank's pressing charges, you bully!"

Dark Kevin: "Who's coughing up to fix my bike?"

Dark Jimmy: "Oh, I'm gonna give 'em such a pinch!"

Dark Nazz: "Dude, count me in!"

Dark Kevin: WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU DORKS!

Albedo turned into Negative Diamondhead.

Negative Diamondhead: Eat diamonds!

He fired diamonds at them and they hurt!

Maria: Eat fucking shit!

She fired water and smashed them down!

We went at the Dark Cul-De-Sac Kids and we were smashing and pulverizing them into pulp!

Qin: WEDGIE!

HOING!

She gave Dark Kevin a nuclear wedgie!

Me: Hey Dark Sarah! Think fast! (ZOOM) SUPER WEDGIE!

HOING!

Me: Think fast! (LICK) SUPER WET WILLIE!

I stuck my finger covered in spit in her ear.

Me: Think fast!

I put her in a headlock!

Me: SUPER NOOGIE!

I gave her a burning noogie and she screamed in pain as blood poured out of her head and her head was burned bad! I threw Dark Sarah into Dark Jimmy and smashed him into dust!

He gave Dark Rolf the most painful dental cleaning ever and it hurt horribly!

Qin: Ouch.

Xenia fired an arrow and it hit Dark Nazz in her concrete block suit and smashed it into a million pieces.

Qin fired waves of fire and burned Dark Kevin all over.

Dark Kevin: YOU DORKS WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO US!

Dark Sarah: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!

Eddy: What crimes!?

Dark Nazz: EXISTING THAT'S WHAT!

Dark Sarah: YOU JERKWADS LIVING IS YOUR CRIME! WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

Me: Not if we kill you first! Monkey Face!

Dark Sarah: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!?

Negative Diamondhead's response? Fire diamonds at each of them!

Then I smashed a toilet down on Dark Jonny!

Dark Nazz came at me and threw box of tissues at me The box bounces harmlessly off my head.

Me: Nice try Dollface!

I brought a car down on Dark Nazz.

CRASH!

Nico: NICE!

Himiko hit Dark Rolf with a huge club. Himiko is smacking and smashing Dark Rolf every which way with her club, while Dark Rolf just does his best to keep from toppling around and he is woozy. One particularly violent hit has Himiko slamming her club into Dark Rolf's teeth.

Nico: That's gonna hurt!

Eli gave Dark Kevin a purple nurple and then a Mongolian Fur Burner and sent him flying and crashing into a trash can!

Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Sorry to rain on your parades!

Zocks: (gets out Dekaranger gear) But you're under arrest!

Kaito got the Abaranger quill and Zocks got a Delta Enforcer blaster.

Laney was FED UP WITH THE SIX DIRTBAGS HURTING HER SISTERS LOVERS!

Laney: (low, threatening voice) You 6 are big fat bad scumbags!

Dark Kevin: (giddy) I know!

That was the last straw. Laney snapped and screamed in rage and she began giving all six of them a merciless and incredible beatdown. The six of them land at Laney's feet; the camera is at floor level next to her.

Laney: (sounding like Dirty Harry) What's going on here? What? Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? (Their eyes dart aside; pan over slightly to the 3 Ed's) You going for them? (Back to the Vengeance Express Six.)

Dark Rolf: (moaning) No.

(Cut back and forth between them.)

Laney: You want some more, man?

Dark Nazz: Uh, I wasn't.

Laney: You do?

Dark Kevin: No.

Laney: Yeah?

Dark Sarah: No.

(Her foot slams down in her face, and the beating resumes and it was brutal and intense! For 45 minutes she brutally smashed them all into dust with incredibly merciless fury! When it ends, the Vengeance Express 6 are all a groaning, battered wreck!)

We were shocked and in horror at what Laney did to them!

Laney was panting and seething with extreme rage and fury and she was ready to go at them some more and kill them!

Me: HOLY FUCKING CRAP!

Nico: Laney REALLY beat them bad!

Laney screamed and then we grabbed her.

Me: Laney stop! They had enough!

Nico: Yeah! Laney that's too much!

Lola: Man Laney REALLY beat them up!

Laney gasped in shock and saw what she did to them and then she broke down crying.

Varie comforted her.

Laney: (CRYING) I just snapped! I was… I was… (CRYING AND WAILING)

Varie: It's all right Laney. It's all right.

Sougo: (takes out Wizard Ridewatch) Take a rest, Laney.

Armor Time! (Drumroll to upbeat music) Please! Wizard!

Geiz: (takes out Baron Ridewatch) We'll handle the rest.

Armor Time! (Baron's Sengoku Driver standby music) Come On! Baron!

Sougo got WizardArmor while Geiz got BaronArmor.

Nico: I think they were beaten up enough.

Camie: Yeah I don't think they can handle anymore.

Qin: Yeah.

We sent them to the Jupiter Prison.

But then out came an aqua blue pony with curly purple and blue hair.

Sunny Starscout: Misty!

It was Queen Opaline's right hand spy pony Misty.

Misty (G5): Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.

Sougo: Let's see how your magic does against Kamen Rider Wizard's magic!

Misty G5: Wait! I'm not here to fight. I take it you know about what Queen Opaline is doing.

Camie: Yeah we do.

Nico: She tore the friendship of everyone in Equestria apart.

Misty G5: I know. I realize now that she was using me to fill her own selfish ambitions.

Sunny Starscout: She was?

Misty G5: Yes. I was really her spy. I was promised my own cutie mark.

Me: The Cutie Mark Crusaders can help you with that one.

Apple Bloom: Yeah we can help you with that.

Me: But I do have a proposition for you. Don't let Opaline know we're going to attack her. But spy on her for us and pretend you still work for her.

I whispered my plan into her ear. Telling her to spy on Opaline and fill us in on her plans so we can be prepared for them as well as counteract them. Be our double agent.

Misty G5: I like it. Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome and you can redeem yourself.

Sunny Starscout: I agree too.

Maria: You are more than welcome to join the Redemption Squad.

Misty G5: Thank you guys. I will do it.

Me: Great.

Nico: Yeah. Just like what happened in Team Dark Phoenix Storm.

Laney: Yep.

?: That's good news.

Then out came a black version of a Diamondhead. It was ANOTHER DIAMONDHEAD!

Nico: Whoa! Another Diamondhead!

Me: Wow! Perfect timing.

Another Diamondhead: (In a girls voice) And it's good you guys beat those rotten kids.

Me: (Gasp) Catarina Frederickson! Wow!

Nico: Whoa! The Frederickson Family is worth a huge fortune.

Me: Yep.

Another Diamondhead: Yes we sure are Nico.

Maria: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Diamondhead: Just to be the richest ever in the world next to J.D.

Me: You already have all that money so that's more than enough for you. And no one can even come close to the amount of money we have.

Another Diamondhead: You're right on that. I can tell that Swartz was lying to me.

Me: He lied to everyone and it's good we destroyed him.

Nico: Yeah.

Sougo: Thank goodness.

Qin: Yeah.

Misty G5: I won't let you all down guys. What sounds like a good day to take out Opaline?

Me: We're projecting some time in November.

Nico: Thanksgiving Week sounds good. It'll give us more time to prepare.

Misty G5: Good.

Me: Sorry about this Catarina. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Time for some buttkicking! (Activates Skalamander's Ridewatch)

(VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR BY THE BUGGLES PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CRYSTALS SWIRL AROUND ME)

I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your children
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star

I danced and fired waves of crystal and energy and smashed him down.

Nico: Awesome!

Varie: That was cool!

Nico: (takes out Skalamander's Ridewatch) Time to fight crystals with crystals!

Me: Funny how I just used that one.

Nico: I know. (Activates it.)

(TAKE ON ME BY AHA PLAYS)

Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CRYSTALS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh, the things that you say, yeah
Is it life or
Just to play my worries away?
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day
I'll be gone (take on me, take on me)
In a day (take me on, take on me)
(Take on me, take on me)
(Take me on, take on me)
(Take on me)

Nico danced and fired waves of crystals and smashed her down.

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: That is awesome!

Another Diamondhead punched Misty (G5), giving her a black eye.

Misty G5: OUCH!

Another Diamondhead: Sorry about that. But this is so Opaline doesn't get suspicious.

Misty G5: Oh. No worries.

Another Diamondhead: Good.

Eli: Top this one. (ACTIVATES MONKEY FIST'S RIDEWATCH)

(YOU SPIN ME ROUND (LIKE A RECORD) BY DEAD OR ALIVE PLAYS)

Eli: (SINGING AND DANCING DIVINELY AS BANANAS SWIRLED AROUND HIM)

If I, I get to know your name
Well, if I could trace your private number, baby
… All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
… I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
… All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
… I (I, I, I), I got to be your friend now, baby
And I (I, I, I) would like to move in just a little bit closer
(To move in just a little bit closer)
… All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
… I want your love
I want your love
… All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round (I want your love)
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round (I want your love)
… You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round (I need your love)
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round (I need your love)
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round (I need your love)
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Eli fired waves of bananas and Another Diamondhead tripped and landed on the ground.

Me: NICE! Like Luan would say, that was ApPealing! (LAUGHS)

We laughed hysterically!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Nico: Nice one.

Lucy Loud: Now watch this one. (ACTIVATES DR. DESTINY'S RIDEWATCH)

(SHATTERED DREAMS BY JOHNNY HATES JAZZ PLAYS)

Lucy Loud: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND NIGHTMARE SPIRITS SWIRL AROUND HER)

So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart
I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises

She danced and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Camie: YEAH!

Emerald Goldenbraid: My turn! (ACTIVATES ELECTROCUTIONER'S RIDEWATCH)

(I RAN (SO FAR AWAY) BY A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS PLAYS)

Emerald Goldenbraid: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HER)

… I walked along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Hypnotize me through
… And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away
… A cloud appears above your head
A beam of light comes shining down on you
Shining down on you
The cloud is moving nearer still
Aurora borealis comes in view
Aurora comes in view
… And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away
… Reached out a hand to touch your face
You're slowly disappearing from my view
'Pearing from my view
Reached out a hand to try again
I'm floating in a beam of light with you
A beam of light with you
… And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I couldn't get away

She danced and fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.

Lana: OH YEAH!

Qin: YEAH!

Misty G5: That is so awesome and talented.

Nico: We have lots of talent in many things.

Another Diamondhead fired diamond shards at us.

I grabbed them and threw them back and smashed her down.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Camie: Cool!

Sunny Starscout: Now for this one! (ACTIVATES MALACHITE'S RIDEWATCH)

(NAUTILUS BY 2002 PLAYS)

She had water swirl around her and Sunny fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Me: Awesome Sunny!

Misty G5: That was great!

Qin: Yeah it was!

Pipp Petals: Now for my turn. This is gonna be so fun! (ACTIVATES JASPER'S RIDEWATCH)

(LET OUT YOUR LIGHT BY PIPP PETALS PLAYS)

Pipp: (SINGING DIVINELY AS CRYSTALS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

[Pipp Petals]
Clickity-clack, who's that?
It's your girl Pipp, styling with a brand new track
Setting up shop, got a brand new gig
With colors that pop and a drip so big
[Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky]
Come in, get your hooves buffed, your mane puffed
Everypony's getting their tail fluffed
Dance to the beat, dance to the beat
Who could ever sit still with a groove this sweet?
A place you can go
Where you already know
You can find your pony flow
When you step through the doors
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it?
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh (Hey!)
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it?
At Mane Melody (Hey!)
At Mane Melody
[Pipp Petals]
Let's go with a sick new flow
Got a wicked new space, no cap, all show
A one-stop shop, make you shine so bright
Have you looking in the mirror saying "Ooh, that's tight"
[Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky]
Come in, get your hooves buffed, your mane puffed
Everypony's getting their tail fluffed
Dance to the beat, dance to the beat
Who could ever sit still with a groove this sweet?
A place you can go
Where you already know
You can find your pony flow
When you step through the doors
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it (Believe it)
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it? (Can you see it?)
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh (Hey!)
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it (I believe it)
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it? (Can you see it?)
At Mane Melody (Hey!)
At Mane Melody
[Pipp Petals]
One, two, three, four
Bring that tail right through the door
Five, six, seven, eight
You're not leaving here 'til you feel great
Shine bright, sparkle and glow
[Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky]
Flick that mane with a flow like woah
[Pipp Petals]
Vibe, you're on it
[Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky]
You're a brand new pony, so flaunt it
[Pipp Petals]
Hey
[Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky]
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it? (Let it out, come on!)
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh (Hey!)
Woah-oh-oh, oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
Try something new, take a chance, just believe it (Take a chance)
Let out your light, shining bright, can you see it?
At Mane Melody (Hey!)
At Mane Melody (Come on!)

She danced and Jazz and Rocky joined her and they fired waves of energy and crystal and smashed her down.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: RIGHT ON!

Qin: YEAH!

Laney: That was great!

Negative Diamondhead and Another Diamondhead fired diamond shards at each other.

They shattered upon impact with each other.

Qin: Wow!

Me: They are evenly matched too.

Lola: Yeah!

Another Diamondhead: I'll have to check out Mane Melody some time.

Nicole Hernandez: You'll love it Catarina. They do all sorts of awesome makeovers there for everyone.

Varie: They sure do.

Negative Diamondhead: Let's try up close and personal.

Negative Diamondhead and Another Diamondhead started punching each other.

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Qin: Oh yeah!

They were shattering all over.

Lola: Geez!

Qin: Yeah! Brutal!

?: Lets see what is worth more, gold or diamonds.

Then a Golden Homunculus came out!

Varie: Whoa! A Golden Homunculus!

Qin: Wow!

Golden Homunculus: (In the girls voice) (Latvian Accent) This is gonna be golden!

Nico: Nalania Cherikova!

Golden Homunculus: Good to see you again Nico.

Nico: Same here.

She reverted back and Nalania was a girl with golden blond hair and had yellow eyes and golden clothes and had the kanji for gold in the middle of her forehead.

Nalania Cherikova: This will be great.

She fired waves of gold energy and smashed down Another Diamondhead and she reverted back and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then I went over to Catarina and she was a girl in black rich people clothes and had yellow hair and a blue fur hat.

Me: Catarina?

Catarina Frederickson: (GROANS) What a headache.

Me: But you're back to normal.

I picked her up.

Nalania Cherikova: That was golden.

Nico: It sure was.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Yeah it was!

Me: But I got six words also for the Vengeance Express kids now that they are back in jail.

Nico: What are they?

Me: Bite my Big Fat Fucking Ass.

Nico: Nice.

Emerald Goldenbraid: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Nalania Cherikova: I have a lot of them but my favorite is when me and Nico got tons and tons and tons of diamonds together in the diamond mine I worked at. We raked in an amazing haul. But then someone in the mine tried to steal them and we busted them. We got them sent to prison.

Camie: That's good you did.

Nicole: Who were they?

Nalania Cherikova: Sticky Fingers Mary and Dastardly Dior.

We gasped!

Me: I've heard of them! They were responsible for stealing from hundreds of banks in 5 states as well as 25 rich people. They stole $823,233,000,000,000.00

Qin: Wow! I remember that!

Eli: Geez!

Nico: Yeah. Biggest thieves ever.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: We had them sentenced to 30 sentences of life in federal prison without the possibility of parole and they swore to get revenge on me and Nalania.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Those assholes should know that Crime Doesn't Pay.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Nalania hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Nalania Cherikova: I've missed you too Nico.

Qin: It was awesome.

Laney was still crying and Varie was comforting her.

Me: Poor Laney.

Qin: Boy she really snapped.

Xenia: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Yeah. She'll be calm probably soon.

Me: Yep. But Zipp, Pipp, it was awesome helping your mom out.

Pipp Petals: It sure was. Thanks for helping us guys.

Me: You're welcome Pipp.

Maria: (to Misty) Remember, go back to Opaline like nothing ever happened.

Me: And about that black eye? Pretend you got into a fight with a manticore.

Misty G5: Good idea. Okay.

Me: Be careful.

She nodded and went back to Opaline.

Nico: Now we wait till November before we face Opaline.

Me: Not for a month and a half.

Nico: Yeah. Lets head home.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, and Scarlett are heading to the world of the 1987 movie The Lost Boys, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to help Michael Emerson, Sam Emerson, Edgar Frog, and Allen Frog destroy the vampire David Powers, along with his vampire biker gang, along with the head vampire, Max.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the 1987 movie The Lost Boys, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to help Michael Emerson, Sam Emerson, Edgar Frog, and Allen Frog destroy the vampire David Powers, along with his vampire biker gang, along with the head vampire, Max.

Nico: This is going to be so awesome meeting The Lost Boys, and when it comes to knowing about vampires and how to destroy them, Edgar and Allen Frog really know what they're doing.

Me: Plus, I never liked David Powers, along with his vampire biker gang, and the head vampire, Max. They're pure evil to the core and they're nothing but trouble.

Eli: You said it.

Lincoln: But, tonight, Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang are going to be destroyed here and now, and they're never coming back from the dead ever again, and thanks for joining us, Scarlett.

Scarlett: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome vampire hunting mission.

We then head for the vampire hunting headquarters of Edgar and Allen Frog, and Michael and Sam Emerson were there with them, along with Star and Laddie, two other half-vampires who like Michael want to be cured from their vampirism, and they were honored to meet us. Then, we got down to business.

Sam Emerson: Alright, guys, we don't have a lot of time: if we're to cure Michael, Star, and Laddie, we need to destroy David Powers and his vampire gang, along with the head vampire, Max.

Rayman: And if we destroy Max, that'll cure Michael, Star, and Laddie.

Sam Emerson: Exactly, Rayman, but we also got to get my mom away from him, he intends to turn her into a vampire.

Lincoln: And I know just how to expose his vampiric nature: and it's with blood.

Lincoln formed a ball of poisonous and acidic blood, and we knew what he was going to do with it.

Nico: Aha, I get it: and since our blood is acidic and poisonous to evil immortals, if it hits an evil vampire like David Powers, his vampire gang, and Max, they'll be burned badly.

Lincoln: Exactly, Nico.

?: HEEELLLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls calling for help, along with the sound of malevolent laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, along with Sam and Michael's mom, but they've been cornered by Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang, and they're going to turn them into vampires.

Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the seven girls, along with Sam and Michael's mom, but they've been cornered by Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang, and they're going to turn them into vampires.

?: (Girl's voice) Those bloodthirsty, undead, malevolent jerks, let's get them.

Suddenly, we saw the Duel Monster, Number 77: The Seven Sins, appear before us.

Nico: That's Number 77: The Seven Sins!

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Min-Ji Geomijui, but we'll talk later, we've got a group of evil vampires to kill.

We rushed over, and right before Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang could claim their next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang, and that allowed the seven girls and Sam and Michael's mom to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang, and when Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang saw us, they hissed in anger at us.

Lincoln: You vampires have caused enough trouble for the last time.

Then, Lincoln fired balls of acidic blood and it hit and burned them and they screamed in pain.

Nico: Consider this your final night, you undead douchebags!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Scarlett, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and Celtic Moon Gauntlets of Glade Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Max, David Powers, and his vampire biker gang, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln's neon deep sapphire blue eyes turned neon blood red and his vampire fangs grew a bit longer and he went at Max, and as he put him in a brutal bear hug, he bit him hard on the neck and he sucked out every last drop of his blood and he absorbed him into his body and assimilated his vampire powers, and he did the same David Powers and his vampire biker gang. Then, when Lincoln was done, energy cards with the imprisoned souls of Max, David Powers, and his vampire gang had appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on their foreheads, they were sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Nico: And I guess the cat's out of the bag: Lincoln is a vampire, but he was turned by his Guardian Angel, Adriana Ardelean Dracula, when Lynn stabbed him in the stomach and he was about to die a long time ago, and Lucy got turned into a vampire, thanks to getting bitten by Lana's vampire bat six years ago, but they're still good.

Me: Yeah, so don't even try to attack them, boys.

Sam Emerson: He's right, they're still heroes.

Lincoln: Yeah, and there's a difference between good vampires and evil vampires, and Max, David Powers, and his vampire biker gang are among the evil vampires.

Edgar Frog: But, I thought...

Sam Emerson: Not all vampires are all bad, there are good vampires, which means you guys should spend time with the good vampires, so you can see that not all vampires are bad.

Lincoln: That's a good idea, Sam. And now, we're rid of Max, David Powers, and his vampire biker gang. (To Min-Ji Geomijui) And it's so good to see you again, Min-Ji Geomijui.

Min-Ji Geomijui reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long short neck-length purple hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she's tall at 6'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has the Number 77 emblazoned on her forehead, she has massive beautiful purple angel wings and she reigned in the power of Number 77: The Seven Sins, and she's dressed in a sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness and spiders on the coattails, and Number 77: The Seven Sins on the back, and holstered on her back is a large Number 77: The Seven Sins-themed greatsword with Number 77: The Seven Sins etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple spider heads for the crossguard, large purple gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large purple spider heads and a large purple gem on the bottom of the spider heads for the pommel.

Min-Ji Geomijui: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Min-Ji Geomijui and they hugged, and Min-Ji Geomijui was were very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were sixteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Min-Ji Geomijui: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 11-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Min-Ji Geomijui, she's my Guardian Angel from South Korea and my classmate in English, but she's also an amazing fashion designer. She even designed beautiful dresses including wedding dresses for the girls in my harem that in addition to matching their favorite colors and decorations, they also adapt to the Super Angel transformations.

Min-Ji Geomijui showed the amazing wedding dresses and beautiful dresses for the girls in Lincoln's harem.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: Those are really awesome.

Lincoln: Her skills in fashion designing is really amazing, and her last name, Geomijui, means Web Spider in Korean. Min-Ji and I also made beautiful clothes for my kids as well, and I also made Min-Ji a beautiful purple spider-web style bikini. To show thanks, Min-Ji kissed me on the lips. But, she's also a deadly martial arts expert, and she's the cousin of Juri Han.

Nicole: (Gasps) Of course, the spider motifs and deadly martial arts skills were a dead giveaway.

Juri Han: That's right, and it's so good to see you again, Min-Ji.

Min-Ji Geomijui: You too, Juri, and I'm so glad Lincoln got rid of your evil dark side.

Lincoln: Her dark side was the result of Shadaloo murdering her parents long ago and stealing her eye, Min-Ji, and there's also something else, guys, Min-Ji hates Luan with a burning passion, and it stems from a little incident from long ago.

Nico: Uh oh.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Min-Ji Geomijui's neck with purple gems on the gold thunderbolt links and purple crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Min-Ji Geomijui: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means just like your cousin, you're part of my harem and one of my many future wives, Min-Ji.

Min-Ji Geomijui had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Min-Ji Geomijui's waist and Min-Ji Geomijui wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Amy and Jill from My Pet Monster, Maddie Stone and Polly from Blazing Team: Masters of Yo-Kwon-Do, Princess Gwendolyn from the Gawayn cartoon, Zoe Parker from The New Adventures Of Lassie, and Emina Hanaharu from the Final Fantasy series.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Amy and Jill from My Pet Monster, Maddie Stone and Polly from Blazing Team: Masters of Yo-Kwon-Do, Princess Gwendolyn from the Gawayn cartoon, Zoe Parker from The New Adventures Of Lassie, and Emina Hanaharu from the Final Fantasy series.

Nicole: Awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Maddie Stone: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Maddie Stone and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Max, David Powers, and his vampire biker gang, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Amy (My Pet Monster): Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you both.

Then, Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and the six clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Amy (My Pet Monster): (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amy, Jill, Maddie Stone, Polly, Princess Gwendolyn, Zoe Parker, and Emina Hanaharu with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, and they also have on their new Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks too. We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Max, Derek Powers, and his vampire biker gang.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did to those vampire douchebags, everyone went up to us and they hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Min-Ji Geomijui have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: And it's going to be awesome having Sam, Michael, Edgar, and Allen on the team, those guys know a lot about dealing with evil vampires.

Lincoln: They sure do.

Me: And when they heard about what we've done in dealing with a lot of evil vampires, they wanted to meet us.

Nico: And it came at the right time when those undead douchebags, Max, Derek Powers, and his vampire biker gang came out and were causing trouble.

William: But, now we're rid of them for good.

Eli: You said it.


After dealing with Max, David Powers, and his vampire biker gang, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Min-Ji Geomijui saw Lincoln working out like crazy, even doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Min-Ji Geomijui: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Min-Ji, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Min-Ji Geomijui: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Min-Ji, what's the story on why you hate Luan with a burning passion?

Min-Ji Geomijui: You're not going to like this. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some designs on some dresses I was creating, but then, a paint bomb came out of nowhere and it exploded and it got paint not only on us, but also on the dresses. And when I heard maniacal laughter in the air, there's only one person who'd do this: Luan. I was already so mad at Luan, I went down to her room and I dragged her by her ponytail straight to her parents and made her confess. When she was done, Mr. and Mrs. Loud grounded her for seven weeks and Lincoln put a curse on her belongings again, and she was forced to go sleep in the living room or Luna was going to break her eardrums.

We cheered wildly for what Min-Ji did to Luan.

Nico: I can't believe Luan would do this, but it's because of Dark Luan that this happened.

Me: She was completely sick and insane doing lethal pranks for a laugh, but the paint bomb thing, that's going too far.

We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Florianne de Chalons from the Dragon Age series, and she's causing havoc.

Merrill: (Gasps) It's Florianne de Chalons.

Bethany Hawke: That rogue member of The Inquisition?!

Josephine Montilyet: I should've known she wouldn't stay gone for much longer.

Leliana: That fiend!

Tallis: If she's out to cause havoc again, she's going to pay for this.

Lincoln: And she will, Tallis. She's nothing more than a treacherous outcast, and if we leave her be, who knows what kind of harm she'll do onto others. Come on, gang, Florianne de Chalons' day of judgement has arrived, and we shall be the ones to administer her punishment.

We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental blasts at the treacherous outcast, and when she saw us, she was furious.

Florianne de Chalons: How dare you all get in my way, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! I will destroy this entire world!

Lincoln: Forget it, Florianne, your treacherous ways have finally caught up to you, and now, you will be punished for the crimes you've committed against mankind.

Merrill: Especially since you'd also sided with that evil darkspawn, Corypheus.

Suddenly, Merrill's gold eyes turn neon gold and she was surrounded by a white and gold energy aura with magic, elemental forces, stars, and elves, and as she approached Florianne de Chalons, she left white and gold energy, magic, elemental forces, stars, and elves with every step.

Merrill: Florianne de Chalons, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against the people of Orlais, and the same goes for your accursed family, and now, I will administer your punishment for everything you've done: death.

Suddenly, Merrill was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and gold energy with magic and elemental forces surrounding it, there's an elf flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Merrill emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Merrill grew to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length black hair, she has neon gold eyes and a white and gold energy aura with magic, elemental forces, stars, and elves surrounding her, she has an elven mage emblazoned on her forehead and she still has the Dalish facial tattoos on her face, she has on elf earrings with gold gems for eyes and holding the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a Dalish elven mage with gold gems for eyes and the Magic and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her white elf-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with white crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and gold gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Merrill has on her white and gold-colored outfit from Dragon Age IV, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with magic, elemental forces, and elves on the coattails, and on the back is an elven mage with magic surrounding it. Suddenly, Merrill felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with white and gold tips grew and sprouted out from her back. Merrill has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Merrill had a new staff in her hand called Nevarra's Elven Mage's Staff of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new large Mage's Staff measuring at 8'1" in length with a large sapphire blue orb mounted on top of four golden raven heads with blue gems for eyes and below it is a large sapphire blue gem with a gold ring surrounding it and a dragon coiled around one end of the brown shaft and on the other end is a blue gem and below it are four smaller gold raven heads with blue gems for eyes and below the heads is a brown crescent weight and a sapphire blue gem below it, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold elf head with sapphire blue gems for eyes and a large sapphire blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below the elven mage that said, "Merrill, Dalish Elven Mage of Nevarra, First To The Keeper Of The Sabrae Clan, Friend of Many Brave Warriors, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Florianne de Chalons and The de Chalons Family and Many Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic, Elven Mages, and Elemental Forces"

メリル、ネヴァラのダリッシュ エルフ魔道士、最初はサブラエ一族の守護者、多くの勇敢な戦士の友人、リンカーン ラウドの未来の妻を愛する、フロリアンヌ ド シャロンとド シャロン家と多くの敵の破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、魔法、エルフの魔術師、エレメンタルフォースの達人

Merrill has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY MAGICAL ELEMENTAL ELVEN MAGE ANGEL OF DIVINE ELEMENTAL MAGICAL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELVEN MAGE LOVE!

We were amazed by Merrill's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Florianne de Chalons saw it, the treacherous outcast fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Merrill fired a powerful blast of energy from her new mage's staff, and it sent the treacherous former aristocrat flying into a wall, but she wasn't out yet.

Nico: Whoa, Merrill's transformed.

Me: This is going to be one awesome battle.

Lincoln: And one that'll also spell the end of Florianne de Chalons for good, and Merrill, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Merrill: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Magic Elven Mage and Divine Elven Mage Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we deal with this treacherous outcast for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Merrill.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Merrill.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for you to pay for everything you and your accursed family have done, Florianne de Chalons.

Merrill and Lincoln went after Florianne de Chalons, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and gold energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Elves at Florianne de Chalons, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, Lincoln attacked her with his massive greatsword and Merrill blasted her with her mage's staff, and they also casted powerful spells on Florianne de Chalons, and she was attacked with the elemental forces. Then, they fired very powerful energy beams at Florianne de Chalons, and they exploded with incredible power, killing her and condemning her to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Merrill and Lincoln did to Florianne de Chalons as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Merrill's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Merrill: Your days of causing havoc are finally done, Florianne de Chalons, and thank you for helping me destroy that treacherous noblewoman, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Merrill.

Suddenly, Merrill wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Merrill's face, they kissed passionately as Merrill's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and magical forces behind them and we all cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Merrill came back to us.

Nico: Awesome work, guys, that'll teach that treacherous noblewoman.

Lincoln: She's caused enough trouble to so many innocent people for the last time.

Nicole: You got that right, Lincoln. Despite House Chalons being one of Orlais' most powerful noble houses, it still doesn't excuse the treachery of Florianne de Chalons, and her crimes will no doubt stain the Chalons family for the rest of their days.

Me: It won't be long before they come for their heads.

Nico: And it'll lead to the fall of one of Orlais' most powerful noble houses.

Lincoln: There's always something that leads to the downfall of a powerful noble house, whether it be charges of treason or witchcraft, along with political infighting and intrigue poisoning the noble house, those sorts of things will lead to the downfall of a powerful noble house.

Jessie Knudson: And it's played out in some noble houses and families throughout history, and it's really bad.

We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and we'd finally gotten rid of the treacherous Florianne de Chalons and made her pay for her treacherous misdeeds.


We were watching TV and Laney was still upset about what she did.

Crono: Feel better, Laney?

Laney: No I'm still upset.

Me: Hmm. Time for some comedy. OH THREE STOOGES!

The Three Stooges came in.

Three Stooges: (In Acapella) HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

Moe: Boy Laney must be really upset.

Me: Yeah she is. She snapped at the Vengeance Express kids when they came after the Eds again.

Nico: Those kids are nothing but trouble.

Me: Yeah. Lets cheer her up.

BOOF BONK SLAP!

I hit Larry in the stomach, on his head and slapped him.

Larry Fine: I'll gouge your eyes out!

I ducked and he poked Moe in his eyes!

Moe: OH! Why you Nitwit!

BONK BOOF TWIST HONK!

Moe hit him in the head and on the stomach and twisted his ears and honked his nose.

We laughed.

Somnambula: (hears a knock on the door) (Egyptian Accent) Now what? (answers it) Whatever you're selling, come back later! Our friend is upset!

In came 2 people in futuristic outfits.

Valerian: Sorry to bother you like this.

Me: Whoa no way!

Nico: Is that Valerian!? THE Valerian from the book Valerian And The City of A Thousand Planets!?

Valerian: It sure is. And it's an honor to meet you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Laureline: (British Accent) And it's an honor to meet you all.

Lola: Wow! I love reading Valerian and The City of A Thousand Planets!

Nico: That's one of my favorites! But it's awesome to have you both here.

We got to talking.

Me: It's awesome having you both here with us.

Valerian: It sure is an honor.

Varie: What year are you guys both from?

Valerian: I'm from the year 2740.

All of us: WOW!

Me: That's 718 years into the future.

Laureline: And I come from the year 912 A.D.

Me: Wow! That was 1110 years ago.

Laney: Yeah that's amazing!

Nico: Back in 10th Century A.D.

Me: Yeah.

Thundercracker: It's an honor to meet you two.

Valerian: Same here to you all.

Qin: I love that book Valerian and The City of A Thousand Planets. That's one of my favorites.

Me: We'll have to have a big mission there to check it out someday.

Nico: That's a good idea.

Me: We are actually no strangers to time travel ourselves. We've been thousands of years to millions of years both into the past and the future ourselves.

Laureline: It's a really amazing experience.

Me: It always is.

Laney: Laureline how did you meet Valerian?

Laureline: It's a great story.

Valerian: I saved her from being executed back in 912 A.D.

Me: Why? What did she do?

Laureline: I was about to be killed for theft.

We gasped.

Me: That's right. Back in those days any small offense was considered worthy of capital punishment.

Thundercracker: That is crazy.

Silverbolt: Even we don't consider capital punishment over every small offense.

Nico: Nope.

Me: Yeah but that was back in those days back over 1,000 years ago. Now here in the 21st century any small offense like that is community service.

Qin: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.

Camie: Yeah no kidding. Those days back then were dark.

Himiko: Very dark and crazy.

Lola: Yeah.

Valerian: Thank goodness.

Laureline: Thank goodness for that too.

Laney: But it's awesome to have you all with us. Guys I'm sorry I was so upset like that.

Me: It's all right Laney. You snapped from what the Vengeance Express did.

Girl Jordan: Yeah it was good you smashed them into dust.

Qin: Yeah. But it'll be all right.

Indigo Zap: Time for the next mission.

Nico: Yep. And you guys are all going to love it. We're going to meet Otis and his friends from the awesome 2006 movie Barnyard.

We were excited for that one!

Liam: YEEHAW! We're going to have a lot of fun on that one!

Applejack: YEEHAW! This one is gonna be fun!

Nico: It sure is.

Me: I love the movie Barnyard! So awesome!

Then Speed Demon, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Femme Fatale, May Kanker, Cuppa Joe, Quicksand, Owl (Stellaluna), Grand Duke's Owls, Millipede Pete, Mudslide, Kaa, Boxcars, and Star Creature appeared.

Speed Demon: Can me, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Mojo Jojo, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, and Femme Fatale go with you guys?

May Kanker: Me, Cuppa Joe, Quicksand, Owl (Stellaluna), Grand Duke's Owls, Millipede Pete, Mudslide, Kaa, Boxcars, and Star Creature will come as well.

Nico: You all sure can. First we're going to watch the movie Barnyard.

Cuppa Joe: Oh awesome! I love that movie!

Mudslide: Me too!

Nico: Yep.

We got to watching the movie.


Otis is a mischievous, carefree Holstein cow who lives on a farm where, unbeknownst to humans, the animals are anthropomorphic. He prefers having fun with his best friends — Pip the mouse, Freddy the ferret, Peck the rooster, and Pig the pig — rather than following strict rules and accepting responsibility. This annoys his stern and uptight adoptive father Ben, the leader of the farm's community. After Otis interrupts a routine morning roll call and meeting with his usual antics, Ben warns Otis that he will never find true happiness unless he acts more responsibly and maturely. That same day, Otis meets a widowed pregnant cow named Daisy, who has moved to the farm with her friend Bessy.

That night, after the farmer goes to bed, the animals throw a wild party in the barn, but Ben guards the fence line. Otis is assigned a shift along with Ben, but Otis cleverly talks himself out of that work. Before he leaves, Ben tells him that, the night he found Otis as a calf, the stars appeared to dance, and he took it as a sign that the barnyard was meant to be Otis's home. Soon after, Ben fights a pack of evil coyotes who threaten to raid the farm's chicken coop until he is bitten on the leg by their leader Dag. The coyotes pile on Ben, who grabs Dag's leg and uses him to overpower his followers. He threatens to punch Dag but lets him go, scaring the coyotes away in defeat. Ben then falls to the ground, exhausted and fatally injured. Otis is alerted and runs outside to his father, who soon dies from his injuries. Early the next morning, the farmer buries Ben's body; and after he leaves, the other animals gather at Ben's grave marker except for Otis, who sits alone at his father's post.

The farm's community elects Otis as their new leader, who shirks his duties by leaving Freddy and Peck in charge of the coop. With the help of three trouble-making Jersey cows, he teaches a lesson to a mean-spirited youngster nicknamed "Snotty Boy" for his cow tipping, then eludes the police. Later that night, Otis shares a romantic moment with Daisy, who reveals that she and Bessy are the only surviving members of their herd after a flood. Otis comforts her but witnesses the coyotes chasing a rabbit, and he leaves to seek revenge on them. After engaging them to no avail, Dag recognizes Otis as Ben's son, taunting him with how he let his father die by letting him face the coyote pack alone while he was having fun with his friends. Taking advantage of Otis' lack of strength, Dag proposes a deal: he and his pack will take some of the farm's animals at random times, and if Otis tries to intervene, the coyotes will openly kill them all. Realizing his chances for victory are slim, Otis ultimately decides to leave the farm.

The next morning, before leaving, Otis is informed that the coyotes have kidnapped the hens, including Maddy, a chick who looks up to him. Otis, who did not expect the coyotes to arrive until nightfall, sets out to the coyotes' junkyard den to confront them and gains the upper hand until Dag bites his leg. Pip, Pig, Freddy, Peck, Ben's old mule friend Miles, a colony of gophers who live near the farm, and the Jersey Cows arrive to help him. Dag tries to attack Otis from behind, but he is alerted when Peck, who has struggled with his crow throughout the film, successfully crows a warning. Otis thwarts Dag's attack and threatens to punch him like Ben did but instead warns him to never return to the farm before sending him flying out of the junkyard.

On their way home, Pip informs Otis that Daisy went into labor after he left. The animals then steal a biker gang's motorcycles from a diner and return to the barnyard in time to welcome Daisy's calf, whom she names "Li'l Ben". Otis takes full responsibility as the new leader of the farm community as he watches the stars in the night sky take the form of himself, Daisy, and Li'l Ben dancing.

In a mid-credits scene, Mrs. Beady, a neighbor who correctly suspects that the animals are anthropomorphic, is getting ready for bed. She is frightened to find that Wild Mike, an animal of unknown species, is hiding in her hair while looking in her mirror.


We were laughing hysterically at how Eugene was tipped and it was so funny!

When it was done we cheered wildly!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is awesome!

Camie: I love that movie!

Quicksand: Great movie!

Varie: It sure is.

Napalm Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: This is gonna be an awesome one. We're going to meet one for Helios Trice Megistus.

Qin: Wow! The powerful sun monster.

Me: Yep. And the Sun is a powerful force.

Laney: Yeah it sure is.

Qin: Yeah the Sun is cool.

Nico: And this is the last of the Alchemy Beast monsters too.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: And you guys are going to like this. Our target as we saw in the movie is the ruthless Coyote, Dag.

Me: I can't believe he is that dangerous. But his fur pelt will be perfect for my wall.

Camie: Yeah!

Laney: What can you tell us about him?

Me: He's a ruthless predator. One that Nick Wilde would hate.

I went over his history.


Dag is the main antagonist of Nickelodeon's 16th feature film Barnyard. He is a sadistic coyote who serves as Otis' arch-nemesis, the murderer of his adoptive father Ben, and the coyotes' leader and boss.

He was voiced by David Koechner, who also played Todd Packer in The Office and Chet in Piranha 3DD.

Dag and his gang have had previous encounters with the Barnyard animals, most likely attempts on the hens but were stopped by the Barnyard's leader Ben, whom Dag greatly feared.

Dag and five of his gang break into the henhouse and nearly steal a few of the hens, only to be stopped by Ben. Dag was instantly scared the moment he saw Ben, but quickly changes his attitude to hide his fear. Dag points out how he and his coyotes outnumber Ben, but Ben is unfazed and challenges the coyotes. While Ben initially has the upper hand in the beginning, Dag sneaks up behind him and bites Ben's neck. As the fight continues outside, Dag sneaks behind Ben while he was distracted with the other coyotes and bites his leg. Ben collapses and the other coyotes pounced on him. Dag attempts to sneak off with some hens, but Ben grabs his leg, uses him to beat up the other coyotes and comes out victorious. Ben also spares Dag, who cowardly runs off. Despite saving the hens, Ben is heavily injured from his fight and collapses in front of the henhouse. When Ben's adoptive son Otis finds him, he holds Ben in his arms to comfort him, but Ben succumbs to his injuries after his fight as he passed away in Otis' arms.

Later, Otis tries to take vengeance on Dag, but he loses his burst of courage as soon as the coyote notices him. Dag sadistically shames Otis by telling him that things would have been different if he was there for Ben. He then makes a "deal" with Otis, telling him that he will only steal a few animals each night starting with the next, but if Otis tries to do anything about it, Dag and his pack will slaughter every animal in sight. Otis decides to leave the barnyard in the morning, realizing that he has no choice.

However, the next morning, Otis is informed that the coyotes have just taken almost all of the hens, including the leader Etta and her chick Maddy, making Otis realize that Dag had double-crossed him, since Dag mentioned that he and his pack would only steal a few animals and he was not expecting them until nightfall. Otis then heads off to the junkyard to rescue the hens.

Otis arrives at the junkyard just in time to prevent Dag from devouring Maddy, but Dag's goons easily overpower him. Dag sneaks around Otis and bites his leg, just as he had done to Ben, and the rest of the pack pounce on him. Dag mocks Otis and joins the rest of the pack as they prepare to eat the hens. Fortunately, Miles the mule, Pip the mouse, Freddy the ferret, Peck the rooster, Pig the pig, and the Jersey Cows arrive to help Otis and Dag's goons are easily defeated.

Eventually, Dag tries a sneak attack on Otis similarly to how he overpowered Ben, but Otis is warned by Peck, who successfully makes a loud crow. Otis catches Dag by the throat, hit his head against a bus window, and threatens to punch him to death in a fit of rage like his father did; but instead, Otis furiously warns the evil coyote to never come back, and he fearfully agrees, making Dag scared enough to believe Otis will kill him the next time he sees him. Otis then whacks Dag with a golf club, sending him flying far, far out into the distance while howling in pain, finally ending his and the coyote packs' menace to the barn once and for all, and avenging Ben and the rest of the hens that Dag and his coyote packs had killed previously.

Even though it is most likely that he survived, it is unknown what happened to Dag afterwards. It is possible that he and the other coyotes still live in the junkyard and presumably found new hunting grounds. Either way, it's possible that they never bothered Otis and the farm animals again after their defeat, too afraid to face Otis and his friends again.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: He's like a coyote version of Shaw!

Qin: Geez!

Me: Yeah and Coyotes have been a major problem to all farms everywhere. No offense to Tech and Wile E.

Tech E. Coyote: None Taken.

Wile E. Coyote held up a sign that said none taken.

Deker: Snotty Boy's getting off easy with a scare.

Quicksand: Dag? Not so much!

Me: You guys got that right. But that always cracks me up every time the cows tipped him.

Me, Lincoln and Nico: THAT'S CALLED BOY TIPPING! HAAA HAAA HAA!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is always so funny!

Camie: (LAUGHS) SO TRUE! (LAUGHS)

Mudslide: (LAUGHS) I never get tired of that!

Lemon Zest: Let's say that to him when we see him.

Me: Good idea L.Z. Lets put on some illusion disguises for that.

Nico: Yep. Ready to head out guys?

We were ready!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Anubias, and he was heading towards us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Anubias on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, but he's heading here on his own, since he still harbored hatred for Barodius, and he also despises Dustin Keystone as well.

Dan Kuso: That's right, and if you and Cora play things right, he'll join The Masters of Evil, but he and Horridian aren't going down without a fight.

Cora Yenningway: That's alright with us.

Lincoln: And there's no need for my curse.

Nico: Oh man, she's going to summon Earthbound Immortal Qhoa, in the same way Mia Addison summoned Ccapac Apu, when you guys faced Gill and Krakix, now that's going to be one awesome fight we're looking forward to seeing. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to meet Otis and his friends.

Lincoln: And put a stop to that carnivore, Dag the Coyote, and once we get done with that evil and carnivorous animal, you're next, Anubias.

With that we were off.


We arrived in Oedeville, Arizona.

Me: Here we are.

Nico: Wow and in Arizona. Nice.

Grand Duke Owl Minion 1: There's the farmer.

Nergal: Let's let him pass before we keep going.

We let him go.

We then went to the farm.

Me: Nice place.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: It sure is.

I looked to the left and saw the junkyard. It was 1,000 yards away from the farm.

Me: At least we know where the Junkyard is.

Qin: Yep.

We then saw Otis and his friends.

Otis: (MOOS)

Me: Otis you can drop the act. We know you are special.

Otis: Sorry but wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an awesome honor.

Nico: Same here Otis. And it's awesome to meet you as well.

Centaur Man: No offence to you and the other cows. But Centaurs are more superior.

Nico: All creatures great and small are equal.

Lola: Yeah.

Otis: I'm glad you think so.

Lola: Yeah.

Mojo: Are all your friends here?

Kaa: Please tell me your dad'sss sssstill alive!

Otis: No Ben isn't alive but everyone is here. Hey everyone come out!

Everyone came out.

Daisy: Awesome to meet you all.

Miles: It's an honor to meet you too.

Pig: Yeah it is an honor.

Nico: Same here.

Brawl: On that topic, Otis, we really are sorry.

Otis: It's all right. But thank you.

Me: You're welcome. Dag and his Coyotes are going to pay for everything they did.

Qin: Yeah they sure will.

Camie: And it won't be pretty.

Danica Metrois: That you can count on.

Tsuyu: We're going to skin them alive.

Sirius: And turn them into fur pelts.

Boxcars: The farmer left a few minutes ago.

Radioactive Man: But we have to keep him distracted.

Nico: Agreed.

Qin: As long as he doesn't suspect anything we'll be alright.

Eli: Yeah. Also we're going to scare that Snotty Boy kid to death.

Itasis: No sign of him yet though

Me: But we'll keep our eyes open.

Xenia: Yeah.

Vinyl Scratch: We're not going to let those coyotes get away with this though.

Otis: No we sure won't.

Laney: I see someone.

We saw the Snotty Kid.

Me: It's the Snotty Kid.

We got ready.

Snotty Kid saw Otis and went up to him slowly and then just as he was about to tip him, "Otis" TRANSFORMED INTO A HORRIFYING AND FEROCIOUSLY GOREY AND GRUESOME TOWERING MONSTROSITY! IT WAS A FUSION OF ALL THE SCARY CREATURES AND HORRIFYING MONSTERS FROM THE THING AND EVEN THOSE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

(FEROCIOUSLY SCARY AND HORRIFYING ROARS)

The creature roared ferociously and scared the living shit out of him! LITERALLY! He turned white as a ghost and wet his pants and crapped them 10 times! He then fell to the ground and looked up and saw us!

Star Creature: NOW THAT'S CALLED BOY TIPPING!

Maria: HA HA HA!

Femme Fetale: Since we're in a good mood right now, you get a one minute head start.

Snotty Kid screamed and ran in fright and he was really scared!

Nico: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!

We cheered wildly!

Nico: That was awesome!

Yakumo: That was an awesome illusion!

Me: Yeah it was! Good job Yakumo.

Otis: Oh man! Where were you guys when we scared him a few nights ago?!

Kickback: We didn't meet you guys yet.

Me: Yeah we didn't meet you back then.

Otis: Oh. But that scare was so AWESOME!

Nico: What a jerk.

Qin: Yeah.

Kate Lloyd: But that was clever using the Thing to scare him.

Me: That was awesome though. I thought it was cool.

Mudslide: His parents aren't gonna believe him.

Gizmo: So, Otis and his friends are safe.

Me: For now. But I have another awesome illusion planned should he ever try this again.

Nico: What is it?

Me: You won't like it. But lets just say it's something the Kankers did to the Ed's a long time ago.

Nico: Oh boy.

Xenia: Uh oh.

Camie: Whoa.

Ed hugged Peck.

Ed: CHICKEN!

Veon: I knew this would happen!

Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!

Otis: Ed really loves chickens huh?

Me: You have no idea Otis. He LOVES them more than anything.

Qin: Yeah and he loves how cute they are too.

Millipede Pete: Don't worry, Peck. Ed won't seriously hurt you.

Po Kong: He's not like Dag.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Qin: That's why we're going after him.

Camie: And we're going to make them pay.

Otis: (sadly) Dad told me to be more responsible. But I didn't listen.

Octane: It's not your fault, Otis.

Me: Besides you are doing your best at everything you can. You are not perfect. No one is.

Eli: Yeah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm is not perfect either.

Nico: It's true. We may have tremendous power and have done so much good but we are all still human and are not perfect.

Qin: Yeah.

Owl (Stellaluna): Sure, your dad might be gone.

Motor Ed: But the dude will Never be forgotten.

Nico: That's true. Sure you might miss him but he will always be with you as long as you remember everything that he taught you. You will never be apart.

Qin: Yeah.

Varie: That's true.

Xenia: I agree.

Otis: Thank you guys.

Maria: Now, let's go find that bloodthirsty animal.

Nico: Lets do it.

Me: The Junkyard is over there.

I pointed to it over 1,000 yards away.

Qin: Nice.

Laney: Time for some buttkicking.

Daisy: Otis, you better come back, you hear? (Pats her belly) For me and the baby!

Otis smiled.

Otis: I will be back. I promise.

Qin: Aww.

Me: Don't worry y'all. We're the most powerful force in the entire universe. No one is going to die on our watch.

Laney: Yeah.

Qin: Yeah you can count on that.

Nico: Yep. Lets saddle up y'all!

We were off!

We arrived at the Junkyard.

Nico: Here we are guys.

Kapri: Entrance time!

Nico: Lets do it.

We went into the junkyard.

Dag was infuriated! He was outsmarted every time by a cow! But then the spirits of the Defenders of Remnant appeared and they swirled around them and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and landed.

Qin: Okay you dumb coyotes! It's time for you to be hunted!

Me: The hunters have become the hunted!

Dag: Hello, Otis. How's your daddy?

Otis: You don't get to talk about him!

Dag: Did I touch a nerve?

Abis Mal: Big time!

Cuppa Joe: Sic em, Wild Mike!

Wild Mike was unleashed and he smashed Dag all over the place.

Me: Now we're going to skin you and your friends alive Dag!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Your pelt is going right on my wall you rabid overgrown abomination!

Camie: YEAH!

Then Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL, Artie Ziff, Esdeath, Comrade Red, Evil Star Man, Queen Jellyfish, Mandragora, Bassoon Burns, Terror Dopant, Yost Magneto, Boil Man, and Country Boy appeared.

Nico: Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL, Artie Ziff, Esdeath, Comrade Red, Evil Star Man, Queen Jellyfish, Mandragora, Bassoon Burns, Terror Dopant, Yost Magneto, Boil Man, and Country Boy.

Stinky Butt: How are you feeling, Laney? (FARTS)

Laney: Much better.

Anti Wanda: Glad to hear it.

Cavalier: All of us lose our temper now and then.

Nico: That's true.

Me: But Laney really went ballistic on those Vengeance Express kids.

Cavalier: That's true.

Eris: (to Nico) We heard you met Misty.

Nico: We sure did and we helped Queen Haven with her Royal To Do List and got all the stuff she does daily done for the day.

Me: You won't believe how much Pipp and Zipp's mother does every day.

Eris: Boy that is amazing. But it's cool you met Misty too.

Mammoth: Is she okay?

Nico: She sure is. She's now our spy for Queen Opaline. Like how Chameleon was our spy for Team Dark Phoenix Storm.

Mammoth: Boy that anniversary is right around the corner.

Qin: It sure is.

Karakasa then came out.

Me: Back for round 2 Karakasa. Been a while.

Karakasa: Yeah it has been a while.

Nico: No kidding.

Karakasa: I remember how I was the first Japanese monster you guys faced.

Me: You sure were. First of many.

Qin: That's for sure. It was so awesome and we had the living crap beatened out of us when we faced Magma the first time.

Nico: Samson did that because of that Jellyfish.

Xenia: Ouch.

Karakasa: That was crazy!

Nico: I know.

We got the usual battles underway.


Loki Loud, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Arkayna, Zarya, Piper, Emerald, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul - Nico's Rescue and Battling The Vengeance Express Kids again


Stinky Butt was first.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki) Nico's rescue involved Battling The Vengeance Express Kids again. Good thing they weren't our versions.

Loki Loud: Yeah no kidding. But Laney literally went ballistic on those six. She totally lost it.

Princess Celestia: Yeah no kidding. I would feel the same way myself.

King Solar: Boy Laney really wanted to make sure those kids all paid.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah it was crazy.

Amber Morning: It sure was. But those six kids got what they deserved for thrashing the Ed's.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding there. What a bunch of screwballs.

Aykayna: Yeah it was awful they thrashed the Ed's.

Zarya: Yeah no kidding.

Piper Willowbrook: It was very therapeutic to see them be thrashed though.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Yeah it was.

Gloriosa Daisy: And now they are in prison.

Stinky Butt: Good. Lets do it!

STINKY BUTT! NOJOKE!

Loki farted out fire and smashed him down. Loki activated his shift car and farted out wind and smashed him down. Loki activated his Ridewatch and they danced to the Fart Song from Family Guy and farted out blasts of light and smashed him down.


Loni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - Recruiting Misty and Battling Another Diamondhead


Anti-Wanda was next.

Anti Wanda: (to Loni) Not only did Nico, Emerald, and the others recruit Misty. But they also Battled Another Diamondhead.

Loni: It was totes amazing too.

Rarity: Oh it sure was darlings. We had a lot of fun too.

Sweetie Belle: We sure did.

Gill Grunt: Yeah it was cool.

Timmy Turner: It sure was fun and awesome.

Cosmo was picking his nose with his feet.

Cosmo: I like picking my nose.

KRASMASH! (FOGHORN!)

Wanda hit him on the head with a cruise ship that smashed him into the ground! OUCH!

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Anti-Wanda: But yeah that's true. Lets do it!

ANTI-WANDA! SARAWARETEIRU OF THE FAIRY!

Loni fired waves of magic and smashed her down. Loni activated his shift car and fired waves of magic and smashed her down. Loni activated his Ridewatch and they danced to waltz music and smashed her down.


Luke Loud, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mickey, Donald & Goofy (Three Musketeers), Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - Lincoln's Rescue


Cavalier was next.

Cavalier: (to Luke) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Lost Boys movie. How was it?

Luke: It was really fun dudes.

Applejack: Yeah it sure was fun.

Apple Bloom: We had a lot of fun in that one.

Flashwing: We sure did guys.

Mickey: Boy we sure did and it was so awesome.

Sugarcoat: Yeah it was cool.

Cavalier: Glad you all had a good time. Shall we dance?

Cavalier went over to Luke and pulled out a white glove and slapped him with it.

Luke: I accept your challenge!

They clashed and more.

CAVALIER! KOYO-OZAKI!

Luke fired waves of water and smashed him down. Luke activated his shift car and fired waves of water and smashed him down. Luke activated his ridewatch and they danced to Country Music and they fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Lane, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris - Meeting a gene-slammer for Number 77: Seven Sins


Eris was next.

Eris: (to Lane) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Number 77: Seven Sins. What's her name?

Lane: Her name is Min-Ji Geomijui. She's from South Korea and she is awesome.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah and she really got Luan in trouble too.

Featherweight: It's an awesome story.

FLASHBACK

Min-Ji Geomijui: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Min-Ji, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Min-Ji Geomijui: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Min-Ji, what's the story on why you hate Luan with a burning passion?

Min-Ji Geomijui: You're not going to like this. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some designs on some dresses I was creating, but then, a paint bomb came out of nowhere and it exploded and it got paint not only on us, but also on the dresses. And when I heard maniacal laughter in the air, there's only one person who'd do this: Luan. I was already so mad at Luan, I went down to her room and I dragged her by her ponytail straight to her parents and made her confess. When she was done, Mr. and Mrs. Loud grounded her for seven weeks and Lincoln put a curse on her belongings again, and she was forced to go sleep in the living room or Luna was going to break her eardrums.

We cheered wildly for what Min-Ji did to Luan.

Nico: I can't believe Luan would do this, but it's because of Dark Luan that this happened.

Me: She was completely sick and insane doing lethal pranks for a laugh, but the paint bomb thing, that's going too far.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Eris: My goodness! That dark side of Luan really loved causing Chaos didn't she? Of course I know that because I am the goddess of Discord and Chaos.

Sprocket: That's true. And yeah she loved causing Chaos.

Billy: Yeah.

Mandy: It was crazy seeing all that happen back then.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) It was a crazy time mon.

Eris: Indeed it was. Lets do it!

ERIS! EVIL DISCORD!

Lane fired Golden Apples and smashed her down. Lane activated his Shift Car and fired more Golden Apples and smashed her down. Lane activated his ridewatch and they danced to circus music and fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed her down.


Lynn Jr., Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Robin, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, Beast Boy, Tara, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth - Meeting Valerian and Laureline


Mammoth was next.

Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) So, you guys met Valerian and Laureline, huh? What are they like?

Lynn Jr.: Really awesome and amazing. Valerian is from the 28th Century and Laureline is from 10th Century A.D. They are both amazing.

Rainbow Dash: It's so awesome.

Scootaloo: It sure is. We think they are so amazing.

Whirlwind: They are both awesome partners too.

Robin: They sure are something.

Cyborg: Boy they sure are awesome.

Raven: Really amazing.

Starfire: I agree too.

Beast Boy: Same here.

Tara: Me too.

Mammoth: That is amazing! Lets do it!

MAMMOTH! MAMMOTHMON!

Lynn fired waves of ice and smashed him down. Lynn activated his shift car and fired waves of lava and smashed him down. Lynn activated his Ridewatch and they danced to sports music and fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and energy and smashed him down.


Lars, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ruby Rose, Yang, Summer Rose, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Valerian and Laureline are both from the future?


Raven Branwen was next.

Raven Branwen: (to Lars) Valerian and Laureline are both from the future? Please tell me it's a happy one!

Lars: Actually Laureline is from the year 912 A.D. Valerian saved her from being executed and Valerian is from the 28th Century.

Starlight Glimmer: It's so amazing that they do all sorts of things together.

Cozy Glow: We're really proud of them.

Hex: We sure are. It's so awesome.

Ruby Rose: We think it's all amazing.

Yang: You got that right sis.

Summer Rose: I agree too. It's really amazing that they do all sorts of stuff together.

Raven Branwen: It sure is. Lets do it!

RAVEN BRANWEN! BREACHER!

Lars fired waves of darkness and smashed her down. Lars activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Lars activated his Ridewatch and they danced to Medieval music and fired waves of skulls, bones, magic, darkness and lightning and smashed her down.


Leif, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Otis and his Friends are all so funny and cool


Condiment King was next.

Condiment King (to Leif): Otis and his Friends are all so funny and cool. Even though Otis might have to learn the responsibility of being a leader.

Leif: He is a great leader in my view.

Sunset Shimmer: He sure is and he is really awesome and funny.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah we all are amazed and happy for Otis.

Sunburn: Same here. It's funny.

Batman: Yeah he is a good leader.

Robin: He is funny though.

Batgirl: Yeah he sure is.

Condiment King: I'm glad too. Lets do it!

CONDIMENT KING! TERUTERU HANAMURA!

Leif fired waves of ketchup and smashed him down. Leif activated his Shift Car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Leif activated his ridewatch and they danced to video game music and fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Lexx, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks - Otis and Friends picked on by Eugene "Snotty Boy" Beady


2016 Morbucks was next.

2016 Morbucks (to Lexx): So, Otis and his Friends were picked on by Eugene "Snotty Boy" Beady, huh? I hope they taught him a lesson before you guys got here!

Lexx: Oh they did. They pushed him off his bed and scared him. But then when we came we scared him with a scarier illusion.

Fluttershy: We sure did. We scared him with The Thing.

Tornado Bolt: J.D. and Yakumo did that illusion and it was awesome.

Stealth Elf: Yeah and he really got scared out of his wits.

Blossom: It was awesome.

Bubbles: Boy it sure was.

Buttercup: I'll say!

2016 Morbucks: That is cool! Lets do it!

2016 MORBUCKS! MONEY MUMMY TTG!

Lexx fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Lexx activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Lexx activated his Riewatch and they danced to nature music and fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and energy and smashed her down.


Levi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Sector V KND, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 362, Mushi, Cree, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL - Dag is one evil Coyote that needs to be put in its place


Professor XXXL was next.

Professor XXXL: (to Levi) Dag is one evil Coyote that needs to be put in its place. And that's on someone's wall!

Levi: Yes I most agree with that one.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah I agree there. It's good we're going to make sure they are pelts.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that is for sure.

Spyro: I agree there.

Numbuh 1: That is a most agreeable thing for all of us to turn Dag into a pelt.

Numbuh 362: That's true!

Professor XXXL: That is true. Now lets do it for I, PROFESSOR XXXL, Command it!

PROFESSOR XXXL! PROFESSOR BRAINSTORM!

Levi fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Levi activated his Shift Car and fired waves of lightning and smashed him down. Levi activated his Ridewatch and they danced to


Leon, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Dag is going to be turned into a fur pelt


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) Dag is going to be turned into a fur pelt. You guys can do what you want with his spirit.

Leon: We'll give him the black gates. But J.D. is going to keep his pelt.

Princess Luna: I agree there and it's going to be awesome.

Moondust: It sure will be good.

Snowdrop: I hope we don't eat the coyotes.

Gari: No that would not taste good.

Blackout: It sure wouldn't.

Homer: Mmm Coyote. (DROOLS)

Lisa Simpson: Dad!

Homer: What?

Artie Ziff: That is funny. Lets do it!

ARTIE ZIFF! PRESIDENT KOOPA!

Leon fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Leon activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Leon activated his ridewatch and they danced to gothic music and they fired waves of darkness and water and smashed him down.


Joan Guitierrez, Gragonith - Lightsworn Dragon VS Esdeath


Esdeath was next.

Esdeath: The farm is really cool.

Joan Guitierrez: It sure is amazing.

Joan fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Blossom VS Comrade Red


Comrade Red was next.

Comrade Red: (Russian Accent) Time to show you that I will be big boss.

Blossom: We'll see about that.

Blossom pulverized him all over and smashed him down.


Lyna The Light Charmer VS Evil Star Man


Evil Star Man was next.

Evil Star Man: This will be so awesome.

Lyna: It always is.

She fired waves of light and smashed him down.


Noel - Princess of the Arctic Ocean VS Queen Jellyfish,


Queen Jellyfish was next.

Noel: Time for this mermaid to fire back.

Noel fired waves of lightning and electrocuted the Queen Jellyfish and smashed her down.


Traci Torpedoes VS Mandragora


Mandragora was next.

Mandragora: This is gonna be so awesome.

Traci Torpedoes: It always is.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Miku Hatsune VS Bassoon Burns


Bassoon Burns was next.

Miku Hatsune: I'm ready to sing.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Natsume the 9-Tailed Fox VS Terror Dopont


Terror Dopont was next.

Terror Dopont: This is always fun.

Natsume: It sure is.

She fired a massive blast of fire and smashed him down.


Mulan VS Yost Magneto


Yost Magneto was next.

Yost Magneto: Hope you're ready?

Mulan: I was born ready.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Chester Cheetah VS Boil Man


Boil Man was next.

Boil Man: I'm all boiled up!

Chester Cheetah: This is gonna be good dude!

He fired waves of cheese and smashed him down.

Chester Cheetah: DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!


Yuki Yuna VS Country Boy


Country Boy was next.

Yuki Yuna: This is gonna be awesome.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Min-Ji Geomijul the Number 77: Seven Sins Gene-Slammer VS Karakasa.


Karakasa was next for her first usual battled.

Karakasa: It's going to be good facing you.

Min-Ji: It sure will be awesome.

Karakasa: Indeed. Lets do it!

Min-Ji fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lincoln VS Karakasa


Karakasa was next for her ranger battle.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Barnyard, they're a collection of massive greatswords with the symbol of the barnyard etched on the 7'0 massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems embedded in the rainguards, longer midnight black handles, and large green gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a really massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: WHITE RANGER POWER!

Adam Park: BLACK RANGER POWER!

Kimberly: PINK RANGER POWER!

Billy: BLUE RANGER POWER!

Aisha: YELLOW RANGER POWER!

Rocky: RED RANGER POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 3!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!

Nico: Awesome!

Tommy Oliver: Lets charge up the Power Cannon!

They summoned the cannon and charged it up.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit her and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

She was dead!

Nico: Karakasa you have failed this junkyard!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


We regrouped.

Me: Time for some Mongolian Fur Burning Buttkicking!

Nico: YEAH!

Emma: Your bloodthirsty reign of terror ends here!

Tsukasa: Big time!

Kamen Ride: Gaim!

Kamen Ride: Baron!

Kamen Ride: Zangetsu!

Kamen Ride: Ryugen!

Kamen Ride: Gridon!

Kamen Ride: Idunn!

Tsukasa turned into Gaim and Daiki summoned Clones of the Gaim team!

Qin: YEAH!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! S.P.D.

They turned into the S.P.D. Rangers!

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) BARKING BEAST POWER!

We summoned the Sun Vulcan, Liveman, Jetman, Gingaman, Gaoranger and Zyuohger and the Gaim, Zi-O, Zero One, Build, Kabuto and Revice Riders!

Maria: And this too.

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) BEAST FORCE!

She summoned Griffon, Grizzly, Yost Rhino, Evil Predacons, Beast Man and Ursa Minor!

Nico: YEAH!

Griffon: Time to kick butt!

Me: Yep. This will be awesome.

Then a red light landed in my hands and it was a new ridewatch and it had the insignia of the Autobots all on it. It was the GRAND AUTOBOT ZI-O RIDEWATCH!

Me: Whoa! The Autobots Grand Zi-O Ridewatch! Now it's time to Transform And Roll Out!

I activated it!

Me: HENSHIN!

All the spirits of the Autobots appeared and merged with me and I got an awesome red armor and it had the symbol of the Autobots on it and I got an awesome red Star Sword. I turned into KAMEN RIDER GRAND AUTOBOT ZI-O!

Nico: WHOA! J.D. you look awesome!

Me: Wow! This is awesome!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate time Leader of The Autobots who reaches over spacetime and reigns over the past and future. His name is Grand Autobot Zi-O! We are entering another awesome and amazing chapter.

Nico: AWESOME!

Me: This is so cool!

Optimus Prime: I'm really proud of you J.D. You look amazing like this.

Rodimus Prime: Boy I'll say! Awesome!

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: Lets get him!

We went at them and smashed and pulverized the Coyotes into pulp and more.

Silverbolt, Thundercracker, Somnambula and Crono used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Silverbolt's electrostatic discharger rifle, Thundercracker's shoulder-mounted automatic incendiary gun and Somnambula and Crono's powers 100-fold.

Somnambula and Silverbolt: LIGHTNING EGYPT BLAST!

Thundercracker and Crono: SONIC THUNDERSTRIKE BURST!

Nighloks of Honor and Deker: NIGHLOK DEATH RAY!

Desert Street Rats and Abis Mal: DESERT STREET BLAST!

Pizzamongers and Nergal: PIZZA CHEESE BLAST!

Speed Demons of Craziness and Motor Ed: SPEEDING BUTTKICK BLAST!

Genius Monkeys and Mojo: MONKEY PSYCHIC BURST!

Demons of The Mountain and Po Kong: MOUNTAIN SMASHING BLAST!

Radiation Fury and Pyrrha: RADIATION BUTTKICKING BLAST!

Barfbrain Bashers and Gizmo: BARFBRAIN SMASHING LASER!

Speeding Wars and Speed Demon: SPEEDING FORCE BURST!

Pride of Women and Femme Fetale: WOMEN SHOT STORM!

Coffee Energizers and Cuppa Joe: COFFEE HYPER BEAM!

Quicksand Sinkers and Quicksand: QUICKSAND DEATH RAY!

Owls of The Sky and Owl (Stellaluna): OWL NIGHT BEAM!

Owls of Darkness and Grand Duke's Owls: OWL MOON BLAST!

Smashers of Many Arms and Millipede Pete: SMASHING HAMMER STRIKE!

SNAKES! and Kaa: SNAKE STORM!

Spirit Teacher and Mudslide: SPIRIT FORCE BLAST!

Train Oil Monsters Boxcars: TRAIN OIL SLICKER!

Dumb Idiot Power and May Kanker: DUMB IDIOT STRIKE!

Stars of Space and Star Creature: STARS OF POWER!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

They fired waves of elements and energy!

Applejack, Liam, Carmen, Otis, me and Laney: FARM MEGA BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy.

Lincoln: FARM ELEMENT STYLE: COWS!

Entrapta: FARM LIGHTNING STYLE: BULL!

Perfuma: FARM NATURE STYLE: PIGS!

Frosta: FARM ICE STYLE: CHICKENS!

Litchi Faye Ling: FARM FIRE STYLE: DONKEYS!

Makoto Nanaya: FARM WIND STYLE: HORSES!

Noel Vermillion: FARM WATER STYLE: BISON!

Julie Makimoto: FARM EARTH STYLE: LLAMA!

Rachel Alucard: FARK DARK STYLE: DUCKS!

Princess Allura (VLD): FARM LIGHT STYLE: GEESE!

Jessica Shannon: FARM STING STYLE: BEES!

Peni Parker: FARM WEB STYLE: SILKWORMS!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said farm animals.

Lincoln and his harem: FARM FINAL SMASH: FARM ANIMAL RAMPAGE!

They summoned the farm animals to attack Dag the coyote and his pack and they smashed the coyotes and trampled them and we banished their spirits to the Black Gates and we made the coyotes into pelts.

Me: That'll teach that remorseless carnivore!

Lincoln: Yeah, no one eats Otis and his friends on our watch!

Nico: Not unless they want their tails kicked! Awesome job, guys, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Anubias to deal with.

?: There's no need to bother coming after me, Nico Chan.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Dan Kuso: I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Anubias.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Anubias.

Nico: Anubias, we were hoping we'd get a chance to meet.

Anubias: Yes, and I'd heard of Sellon joining The Masters of Evil months ago.

Lincoln: Yes, that's correct, she's the archenemy of my Guardian Angel, Abigail Davis, The Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Flare Neos, and like you, Sellon also despised Barodius for what he'd done, but he'll get his punishment, along with Dustin Keystone, and I know you're not going to join The Masters of Evil, at least not without a fight.

Anubias: That's correct, Lincoln Loud.

Cora Yenningway: Very well, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.

Suddenly, Cora Yenningway's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a black and pink energy aura with pink fire, cats, and darkness, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Qhoa-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Anubias, she left black and pink energy, pink fire, cats, and darkness with every step.

Cora Yenningway: What happened to you and Sellon because of that monster, Barodius, was indeed a crime that can never be forgotten nor forgiven, Anubias. But, we're going to make sure that both he and that asshole, Dustin Keystone, both pay with their miserable lives.

Suddenly, Cora Yenningway was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and pink energy with pink fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Qhoa flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Cora Yenningway emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Cora Yenningway grew from 6'5" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, she has neon pink eyes and a black and pink energy aura with darkness, pink fire, and cats surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Qhoa with the Dark Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cat earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has Earthbound Immortal Qhoa with pink gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink cat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cora Yenningway has on a pink sleeveless open blouse, pink sleeveless midriff top, pink frilly jewel encrusted skirt with the Cat Nazca Line on it, purple pants with white stars, pink sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, cats, and pink fire on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Qhoa with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Cora Yenningway felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with pink tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same pink markings as on Qhoa. Cora Yenningway has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Cora Yenningway's massive Earthbound Immortal Qhoa-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy with darkness, pink fire, and cats, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Qhoa's Dark Cat Greatsword of Pink Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Qhoa and the Cat Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black cat heads for the crossguard, large pink gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black cat heads and a large pink gem below the cat heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Qhoa's head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Earthbound Immortal Uru that said, "Cora Yenningway, Gene-Slammer of The Cat Earthbound Immortal Qhoa, Loving Older Sister of Catty Yenningway, Amazing Communicator With Animals, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Bullies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Cats, and Pink Fire"

コーラ・イェニングウェイ、キャット・アースバウンド・イモータル・クホアのジーン・スラマー、キャティ・イェニングウェイの愛情深い姉、動物との素晴らしいコミュニケーター、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑と粉砕者、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、猫、ピンクの火のマスター

Cora Yenningway has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS PINK FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CAT ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE PINK FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Cora Yenningway's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Anubias saw it, he immediately summoned his Bakugan, Horridian, and then, pink flames appeared behind her, and then, Earthbound Immortal Qhoa, appeared from the flames.

Horridian: Don't think I'm that easy to take down in a fight.

Lincoln: That's exactly why you're facing Earthbound Immortal Qhoa, while we're facing Anubias.

Me: Linc, how come you didn't tell us they can also summon The Earthbound Immortals?

Lincoln: I honestly didn't know about that, J.D.

Nico: Lincoln's right, only The Dark Signers and our Twilight Signers can summon their Earthbound Immortals, but I think it's due to getting Gene-Slammed into The Earthbound Immortals by Team Rocket that also granted them this power.

Eli: That's true, but still pretty awesome.

Nico: It sure is, Eli.

Catty Yenningway: Now my sister's transformed so awesome, and the pink markings on her wings are like the same ones on Qhoa.

Me: That's right, Catty.

Lincoln: And she's also summoned Earthbound Immortal Qhoa into the field to help fight Horridian, and now, the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals is about to be unleashed, and Cora, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Cora Yenningway: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Cat Earthbound Immortal and Divine Pink Fire Justice) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we take down Anubias, while Earthbound Immortal Qhoa handles Horridian?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Cora.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Cora Yenningway.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for us to show you what we're truly capable of, Anubias.

Cora Yenningway and Lincoln went after Anubias, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, pink fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Cats at Anubias, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked Anubias with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on him.

Meanwhile, Earthbound Immortal Qhoa went at Horridian, and it fired powerful blasts of darkness and pink fire at Horridian, and they exploded with incredible power as it hits him. Horridian fired blasts of darkness at Earthbound Immortal Qhoa, but it dodged it, and it fired one more powerful blast of dark energy at Horridian, and it exploded with incredible power, and it caused Horridian to change back into his ball form, as Anubias caught him.

Horridian: They've won fair and square, as expected.

Anubias: Yes, and as such, I'm a man of my word: I shall join The Masters of Evil. But, I want you all to promise me one thing: make sure Barodius never hurts anyone ever again.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smiles) We will, you have our word.

Lincoln beamed Anubias and Horridian to The Masters of Evil's HQ, where Vypra and the others were given the news: Anubias is now part of The Masters of Evil. We cheered wildly for what Cora Yenningway and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cora Yenningway's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and pink angel wings are permanent.

Cora Yenningway: That's one villain recruited into The Masters of Evil and nine more to go before we finally kill Dustin Keystone and Barodius, and thanks for helping me take down Anubias, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cora.

Suddenly, Cora Yenningway wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Cora Yenningway's face, they kissed passionately as Cora Yenningway's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earthbound Immortal Qhoa flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and pink fire raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Lincoln and Cora Yenningway absorbed the fires, and they came back, and Qhoa vanished.

Nico: Awesome job, Cora and Lincoln, you guys took down and convinced Anubias to join The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: We just had to beat him and Horridian fair and square. Now, we're moving onto a bigger challenge: taking down and recruiting Centorrior, Druman, Tayghen, and Hairadee into The Masters of Evil.

Elizabeth Herodias: The four Doom Beings who served Naga with fierce loyalty. They won't be easy to recruit into The Masters of Evil, and they still want revenge on Dan and his friends for ruining Naga's plans to rule the world and Vestroia.

Drago (Bakugan): That's correct, Elizabeth, but if you, Sydney, Grace, Camille, and Lincoln convince them through combat, and of course telling them of the fate that'll await them if news of their defeat reaches Barodius, then that'll convince them to defect to The Masters of Evil.

Nico: And in the future when we get after King Zenoheld and Naga, they'll be in for a nasty surprise.

Camille Xui: That's right, and of course, we still stick to the line-up Lincoln listed.

Eli: That's right. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: That's a good question, Eli, how about Gene-Slammers for Knightmare Cerberus, Knightmare Goblin, Knightmare Gryphon, Knightmare Mermaid, Knightmare Phoenix, and Knightmare Unicorn.

Nico: The Duel Monsters that are associated with the Mekk-Knight Duel Monsters?! Awesome!

Nicholette Torrington: And I know who'd be Gene-Slammed into these monsters: Morgana DeRose, Adara Dunstan, Autumn Melaina, Victoria Donovan, Raven Duncan, and Mara Ceirin, those five are friends of ours and they also happen to be masters of Darkness, The Dark Arts, and Witchcraft, and they're also among Lincoln's Guardian Angels.

Bertha Sellington: And we've seen their mastery of darkness and the dark arts for ourselves, along with their skills in witchcraft, and they, along with us have defended Lincoln from the wraths of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler and his goons, Scoots, Pablo, Anderson, Flip, and the other jerks in Michigan, and they also hated Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom, and when we told them of all the horrible things they've done, they were horrified, and she outright called them monsters from the darkest depths of the nine circles of Hell.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln: Yep, and tomorrow, we're going to meet them on my rescue.

Me: And I hope they were celebrating over the deaths of Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom and The Doomsday 23.

Giselle Harrington: Oh, they sure were, J.D., and let us tell you, those guys sure love to party, but not like that animal, Sergio.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Raven Branwen: And so ends Dag's reign.

Condiment King: His sins have ketchup to him.

2016 Morbucks: (laughs) Okay, that was funny!

Me: Okay that was a good one!

Professor XXXL: Now, let's get back to the farm!

Artie Ziff: That's right! Daisy's giving birth!

Nico: Lets go!

We went back to the barn.

We then saw that Daisy gave birth to a baby calf and she was adorable.

Qin: Oh she is so cute.

Camie: Aww so adorable.

Eli: Yeah.

Otis: (To the viewers) Being on the farm is fun and also it is going to be a fun adventure all the time with Team Loud Phoenix Storm too.

Me: It always is fun.

Nico: Yep. But great job everyone. Lets head home.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. The farm animals were all put under our protection.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Barnyard was a really awesome movie and a great series. It was great and really funny too.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Piper Willowbrook, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Quickstrike (Beast Wars), Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Are going to a restaurant that has been causing a lot of people to get sick and we're going to see that it was because of a chef that serves chum to people and it's making them all throw up. We're also going to battle Another Gutrot. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Helios Trice Megistus and her name is Hailey Helios. Avatar of the Sun and the daughter of the Greek God of the Sun, Helios, Hailey has all the powers of the sun and has all the powers of fire and the star that gives life and nourishment to our planet. She is also the master of the powers of the mighty Duel Monster, Helios Trice Megistus and her power is incomprehensible and phenomenally strong. She is Nico's friend from Science Class and knows all about the powers of the sun and how it all works. She also hates bullies with a merciless vengeance and burns them without a shred of mercy. The match-up scene is for Elizabeth Herodias, Gene-Slammer of The Heron Earthbound Immortal Huacachina Kon, and she and Lincoln are going to take down and recruit Centorrior into The Masters of Evil. There are six Gene-Slammers for the Knightmare Duel Monsters. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1991 horror film, Sometimes They Come Back, and Lincoln and his group are going to help Jim Norman rescue his wife, Sally, and his son, Scott, from the demonic Greasers, Richard Lawson, Vinnie Vincent, and David North, and we're going to send them straight to The Black Gates for what they did in murdering Jim's brother, Wayne. And we're going to meet the Gene-Slammers for Knightmare Cerberus, Knightmare Goblin, Knightmare Gryphon, Knightmare Mermaid, Knightmare Phoenix, and Knightmare Unicorn.

Morgana DeRose, The Knightmare Cerberus Gene-Slammer and Leader of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness and Earth, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

Adara Dunstan, The Knightmare Goblin Gene-Slammer and Second-In-Command of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness and Wind, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

Autumn Melaina, The Knightmare Gryphon Gene-Slammer and Member of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness and Light, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

Victoria Donovan, The Knightmare Mermaid Gene-Slammer and Member of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness and Water, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

Raven Duncan, The Knightmare Phoenix Gene-Slammer and Member of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness and Fire, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

And Mara Ceirin, The Knightmare Unicorn Gene-Slammer and Member of The Knightmare Coven of Justice, Master of Darkness, The Dark Arts, The Occult, and Witchcraft

These six witches are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and his classmates in English, and they also happen to be masters of Darkness, The Dark Arts, and Witchcraft. They're also old friends of Nicholette Torrington, Giselle Harrington, Scarlet Rosenburg, Silvia Excelsior, Renee Ravenclaw, Helena Hufflepuff, Elizabeth Gryffindor, Selene Slytherin, Zennia Nikolaevna, Jackie Wren, Laniya Guillermo, Camie Nicholetta, Bertha Sellington, Chloe Terryington, Rhonda Jekyll, Connie Jackelstein, Celine Wendova, and Clara St. Clarice, The Dark World Goth Girls, and they've seen their mastery of darkness and the dark arts for ourselves, along with their skills in witchcraft, and they've defended Lincoln from the evil wraths of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler and his goons, Scoots, Pablo, Anderson, Flip, and the other jerks in Michigan, and they also hated Damian Alaister, Michael Devlin, Carmen Sullivan, Nigel Moreau, Douglas Moreau, Cole Sullivan, Nigel Alaister, Cary Blakewell, Nigel Tinuviel, Douglas Griffin, Duncan Alarie, Ianira Dormund, Edana Baudelaire, Drusilla Draven, Chandra Mortlake, Adrienne Hawthorne, Jezebel Lanira, and Jocasta Belladonna of The Church of Necrom, and when we told them of all the horrible things they've done, they were horrified, and she outright called them monsters from the darkest depths of the nine circles of Hell, and when they heard of the deaths of The Church of Necrom and The Doomsday 23 at our hands, they celebrated with a huge party, and they hate Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a burning passion. Get ready as we take on a bunch of Bakemon that are ghost Digimon with nasty and big time bad attitudes and we're going to make those undead ghost Digimon pay for their crimes against Joe and Sora the first time.

See you all tomorrow