WEENER MAYHEM


In the Simulator and walking through the ocean in the streets of Bikini Bottom at 3:00 A.M. was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Kim Possible, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily and we were going to be in for one of the creepiest missions of all.

Qin: Boy this is really creepy.

Camie was holding onto to my arm in fright.

Me: It's all right Camie. You're safe with me.

Nico: Boy Bikini Bottom sure is ominous this early in the Pre Dawn Hours.

Varie: It sure i.

Kim Possible: Scary too.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Kim.

Kim Possible: No problem Nico. It's going to be so fun helping you out. So what's the Sitch on this one?

Nico: It's over at the Krusty Krab. But something is telling me that it's going to be a crazy one.

Me: Something is telling me that this is gonna be a weird one.

Nico: Kim, I remember the first time we met you.

Kim Possible: Me too. That was when we first took down Drakken and it. That was so amazing.

Qin: Yeah it sure was.

Me: We had a lot of fun on that one and it was so funny how Drakken got grounded by his mom.

We laughed at that one.

Camie: Yeah that is funny.

Tsuyu: We don't know what happened back then but it must've been good.

Me: It was an awesome adventure.

Nico: Shego's been a good addition to the Redemption Squad ever since.

Maria: She sure has. Shego is awesome with her green flame plasma powers.

Qin: And she is really awesome. She is still pissed at Motor Ed though.

Nico: Boy no kidding.

Qin: Yeah.

Camie: Why what did he do?

Nico: It's complicated.

Me: Yeah.

Kim Possible: But we're still glad Shego is with the team.

Camie: Me too.

Nico: But yesterday was a really epic mission.

Eli: Boy it sure was.

Nico: We put a stop to Yami Bakura.

Me: We sure did and the best bonus out of that entire victory was seeing Yugi and Tea here get engaged.

Yugi: Yeah it's' awesome and cool.

Tea: The best ever.

Lola: We're all really happy for you.

Nico: Yep and J.D. that was smart thinking having the usual battles first before the big battle.

Me: Didn't want to expend lots of energy before the big battle.

Nico: Good thinking.

Eli: And Dr. Crowler is teaching J.D. how to duel.

Me: It's really amazing and his Ancient Gear Deck is really cool.

Nico: Touma and Megan did good as well.

Me: They sure did.

Varie: Yep.

Xenia: Yep. Good thing it's morning in the estate.

Nico: Yeah. Oh we're here.

Then we saw that we were at the Krusty Krab and on it was a sign that said Open Forever.

Me: Oh boy.

We went over.

[Squidward is shown at the counter reading a book. Squidward hears spooky noises and feels water dripping on him but he doesn't know what it is.]

SpongeBob: [on the ceiling wearing suction cups cleaning] Isn't this great, Squidward? [Squidward screams] There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day.

Squidward: [says to himself] Open 24 hours a day. What a stupid idea. Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?

[cuts to Patrick's bedroom. Patrick's alarm clock goes off.]

Patrick: [turns off the alarm] Oh, boy! 3 A.M.! [whips out a Krabby Patty from under his blanket and starts to eat it; cuts back to The Krusty Krab]

Squidward: Just look at this place. It's like a ghost town in here.

We went in.

Squidward screamed.

Nico: Good Morning Krusty Crew!

SpongeBob: Hey guys!

Squidward: Oh you scared us there for a second.

Nico: More backup core members are Nereid Sadeness, Lorah & Marah Donnally, Kaze Sadeness, Lila Slate, Bianca Delhi, Mihoshi, Crystal Sadeness, Noir Sadeness, Dora Santiago, and Gianna Logan.

Me: Nice!

Eli: Good ideas.

Xenia: Yeah.

We went up to the counter.

Squidward: What can we get you guys?

Nico: We're really hungry.

We ordered everything on the menu including the Monster Patty and we were really hungry. We were eating everything and we were hungry.

Me: (Eating a Krabby Patty) Mmm! Delicious.

We had a great meal.

Nico: Maybe I'll take a quick nap since it's nighttime.

Me: Okay. I'll keep watch.

Nico was sleeping.

Me: Boy it sure is creepy in here.

Applejack: Yeah like a campout in the forest.

Squidward: [lights start to flicker on and off] Very funny, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What?

Lily: What is it?

Squidward: "And the lights will flicker on and off." Just like the story. I get it. [realizes no one is flickering the light switch and looks shocked]

Me: Hmm.

I looked and the switch wasn't even moving.

Me: Weird.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?

Squidward: I'm not doing it. It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day! [phone rings, Squidward picks it up] What, what, hello? Hello? Hello? [no one's on the other end of the line]

SpongeBob: [walks up to the counter] Nice try, Squidward.

Squidward: Nice try, what?

SpongeBob: "The phone will ring and there will be no one there." [raises eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up.

Me: Must've been a wrong number.

Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm not doing this. [hangs up phone] Oh no, calm down, calm down. All right, what was it? There was the lights, [lights flicker on and off] and the phone, [phone rings] and the walls will ooze green slime?! [walls start to ooze green slime] No, wait. They always do that.

Lily: Yuck and we still don't know why.

Squidward: But what was that third thing? [hears a motor, turns his head and opens his eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Krusty Krab doors]

Me: Uh oh! DEJA VU!

SpongeBob: [walks up to the counter] I didn't know the buses ran this late.

Squidward: They don't... [the bus pulls away, dropping off a man on the opposite side of the street, all Squidward and SpongeBob can see is his spooky outline.]

SpongeBob: Well, they're dropping someone off. [from the outside, the man lifts his spatula]

Squidward: [screams in terror to the point where hair grows from his head and starts wiggling]

Me: (SCREAMS LIKE COURAGE!)

Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nico: (WAKES UP!) HUH!? WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT'S THE MATTER!?

Me: WE GOT COMPANY!

Nico saw the figure!

Nico: OH MAN IS THAT?!

Squidward: The Sash-Ringing, Flash-Singing, the Bash-Pinging...

SpongeBob: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! [starts to cry]

Squidward: At last you understand! We're doomed!

SpongeBob: No, that's not it. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me! You must really like me! [cries again]

Squidward: SpongeBob, there are 2 problems with your theory. 1: I hate you. And 2: how can that be me when I'm standing right here?! [the man taps on the door with his spatula]

SpongeBob: [screams in terror to the point where his eyelashes grow and starts wiggling]

Lily, me, SpongeBob and Squidward: THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!

Maria: Guys, we need to lock the doors. NOW!

We barricaded the doors! And put up a metal wall!

May got lots of Krabby Patties.

May: There should be enough Krabby Patties to last us until sunrise.

Qin: Not for 3 more hours.

But then there was a loud thud and he was starting to break through the metal!

Albedo turned into Another Vicetopus.

Another Vicetopus: I'll make him back off!

Then…

KRASMASH!

He busted through the wall.

Me: Whoa he is tough!

His spatula was ready to slash us into pieces!

Squidward: [screams]

SpongeBob: He's going to flip me! Get away! Get away!

Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!

SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

Squidward: Huh?

Me: Chew on this fry freak!

I fired waves of blue fire and burned him all over.

Scorponok: No way is this guy getting to us! Scorponok, TERRORIZE!

He transformed and blasted the slasher with missiles all over.

Scorponok: You like that!?

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: Oh yeah!

Sougo: (gets out DenziRed Ridewatch) No one tries to break into the Krusty Krab!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Not while we're around!

Majesty Time! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo got DenziRedArmor while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Nico: Oh yeah!

Qin: Time for some buttkicking!

She fired waves of fire and smashed down the slasher.

Nico: Get the fuck outta here!

Me: Yeah!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the slasher all over the place.

Me: Time for the jungle to be unleashed. (ACTIVATES EVILSEED'S RIDEWATCH)

(TARZAN BOY BY BALTIMORA PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES, GRASS, FLOWERS AND ENERGY SWIRLS AROUND ME)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan boy
Hide and seek
I play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder, does the message get to you?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home
Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me, won't be sorry
It's easy to survive
Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzans boy
Hide and seek
We play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, oh yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, oh yeah
Night to night, night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I danced and fired waves of leaves and grass and smashed down the slasher!

Lily: Taste the Monster Krabby Patty! (ACTIVATES LE SPATULA 3000 RIDEWATCH)

(SAILING OVER THE DOGGER BANK PLAYS_

Lily: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MONSTER KRABBY PATTIES SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Sailin' over the Dogger Bank: Oh, wasn't it a treat?
Wind a-blowing east-nor'-east, we had to give a sheet!
You ought to see us runnin' the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Our captain he's a Shanghai roush, he loves a pint of good ale.
Our mate he is a road stone-inspector, been seen in many's a jail.
Our third mate he's a bush ranger, he comes from the African Isle.
And take a look at our old cook it gets the bugger wild!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Watch out, twigger, as down the street she came.
High heels and painted toes, Jenny is on the game.
Jenny is one of your flash girls, can't she cut a shine?
She can do the double shuffle on the Knickerbocker line!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
We are the boys to make a noise when we come home from sea.
We get right drunk, we roll on the floor, we have a jubilee- Eee!
We get right drunk and full of beer, we roll all over the floor,
And when our rent it is all spent we go to sea for more.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!

She danced and fired waves of energy and Krabby Patties and smashed the Slasher down.

Maria: Back the Hell off!

Maria fired waves of water and smashed him down.

Scorponok fired more missiles and smashed him down.

Nico: YEAH!

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted the slasher.

Qin: Take that!

May got out a grenade.

May: Try this! (PULLS THE PIN) FIRE IN THE HOLE!

She threw it and we ducked and covered and the slasher caught it and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

It exploded and the Slasher was burned and destroyed and defeated.

Nico: YEAH!

Qin :Take that!

Nico: There! We're safe.

Me: Thank goodness. But the Another Alien Gene-slammer should be here right about… now.

Then out came a figure and it was a black version of a Vicetopus! It was ANOTHER VICETOPUS!

Qin: Whoa Another Vicetopus!

Squidward: Thank goodness it's not a squid.

Me: No this isn't a squid.

Another Vicetopus: (In a Girls Voice) And it's good that the slasher is gone.

Me: (Gasp) Cammie Seamus!

Another Vicetopus: Good to see you again J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Yep. She is a very awesome cheerleader and she is an awesome and great pep talker as well. She is much better than that loser girl Mindy.

Another Vicetopus: Yeah I'm a much better girl than her.

Me: And we buried her alive in that mine on top of Gutterball Hill.

Another Vicetopus: Good riddance. I hated her.

Me: So did everyone in Endsville and all of the team too.

Nico: Mostly Mandy.

Maria: Did Swartz promise you anything?

Another Vicetopus: Just to be a Superbowl Cheerleader.

Me: You already were captain of the cheerleading squad of the Colorado High School Team. But you already are capable of being a good Superbowl Caliber Cheerleader.

Another Vicetopus: That is true. Thanks. I knew Swartz was lying to me.

Me: Well he is dead thank goodness. Nico force fed him his own black heart.

Another Vicetopus: Really?

Me: Yep.

Nico: It's true.

Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight light this.

Another Vicetopus: No worries.

Nico: (gets out Grizzly's Ridewatch) Let's also get a sea bear in here!

Me: You got it!

I put a bunch of stuff on the Another Vicetopus. I put all the stuff that Sea Bears hate on Another Vicetopus:

Playing the clarinet badly (they might hate the sound or it upsets them).
Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey, though the more logical (and possible) explanation why Sea Bears are attracted to it was due to them favoring bioluminescent animals as prey and would mistake a flashlight for one).
Eating or holding cubed cheese; sliced cheese is safe (sea bears may see the cubed cheese as Bon appetite, though they would lose the interest in the cheese should it be sliced).
Stomping around (SpongeBob said that they take it as a challenge).
Wearing a hoop skirt (it might disgust them).
Wearing clown shoes (ridicule that makes the Sea Bear feel disgusted).
Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down or tilted, but in either way would likely be offensive to them).
Screeching like a chimpanzee (may mimic the sound of a dying animal or taunting the sea bear, but in either way, it is the big attractor with how SpongeBob and Patrick say never, ever, ever).

Then a ferocious growl followed by a roar was heard and then out came a SEA BEAR and it mauled Another Vicetopus.

Nico activated the Ridewatch for Grizzly and joined in and mauled Another Vicetopus and smashed her all over.

Kim: My turn!

She activated her ridewatch for Lady Shiva.

(CALL ME BY BLONDIE PLAYS)

Kim Possible: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARK ENERGY AND BATS SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
I know who you are
Come up off your colour chart
I know where you're coming from
Call me (Call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (Call me) I'll arrive
You can call me any day or night
Call me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come, I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi
Call me (Call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (Call me) I'll arrive
When you're ready, we can share the wine
Call me
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
He speaks the languages of love
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Amore, chiamami, chiamami
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Appelle-moi mon cheri, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day, any way
Call me (Call me) my love
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (Call me) for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime
Call me (Call me) my love
Call me, call me in a sweet design
Call me (Call me)
Call me for your lover's, lover's alibi

She danced and fired waves of energy and bats and smashed her down.

Nico: WOOHOO! Love Blondie.

Qin: Great songs.

Laney: YEAH!

Maria: Eat Krabby Patties!

Lily and Maria fired waves of Krabby Patties and smashed her all over.

Nico: Take that!

Me: Wait! Hold on a sec.

I pulled out some coffee and put it in a cup and drank it.

Me: Ahh.

Nico: Oh. Why didn't I think of that?

I gave Nico some coffee and he drank it.

Nico: Ahh. Needed that. Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Then an Eagle Screech was heard.

Nico: An Eagle? Underwater?

Then out came an Advanced Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle!

Nico: WHOA! Advanced Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle!

Jesse Anderson: All right!

Nico: Yeah!

A.C.B. Cobalt Eagle: (In a girls voice) The fun has arrived!

Nico: Indigo Carrington! Wow!

She reverted back and Indigo was a girl with dark blue hair and blue clothes and had dark blue star angel wings and had a blue indigo jewel in the middle of her forehead.
Indigo Carrington: I got this for you.

She fired a wave of Indigo energy and smashed down another Vicetopus and she reverted back and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it. I went over to Cammie and put an air helmet on her. Cammie was a girl with blue hair and had blue and white cheerleading clothes.

Cammie Seamus: (Groans) What a headache.

Me: But you're all right.

Mr. Krabs came in.

Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy there lads.

Me: Sorry to drop in like this Mr. Krabs. We were hungry and it turned into a fight. Mr. Krabs saw the corpse of the Hash Slinging Slasher and gasped! He was shocked that his former fry cook was back from the dead!

Mr. Krabs: I don't believe it! I thought he was a legend.

Me: The Hash Slinging Slasher was back for revenge.

Maria: But he's dead now.

Me: Yeah. He was going to kill SpongeBob and Squidward.

Nico: But we made sure he didn't.

Mr. Krabs: This is all my fault. IF I didn't fire him and helped him I would have not turn him into a vengeful ghost. (CRYING)

Me: Mr. Krabs it's not your fault.

Nico: Yeah it's all in the past.

Mr. Krabs: (CRYING) YES IT IS! I MADE HIM INTO A MONSTER!

Me: Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob: Oh Mr. K.

Kim Possible: Poor guy.

Indigo Carrington: He is really broken. But if you ask me I think the slasher was mentally unstable.

Laney: I have that same feeling myself Indigo.

Jesse: I agree there.

Kim: Yeah. And what is your favorite memory of Nico?

Indigo Carrington: I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico were over at a prison and we saw a huge prison riot break out and then I used my powers and imprisoned all the prisoners into my wings. I have this amazing power that imprisons bad guys into my wings forever. That's what these dark blue stars are in my wings. If you look close enough you can see that each star is an individual prisoner.

Kim looked close and saw that she was right. All the stars are each a prisoner and bad guy.

Indigo Carrington: And with each new bad guy I absorb, they make me more powerful.

Me: That's incredible. I didn't know you had this kinds of power.

Eli: That is awesome. How many do you have in there?

Indigo Carrington: 5,212,345,222.

Nico: WHOA! You've been busy Indigo.

Indigo Carrington: I sure have.

She and Nico hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Indigo Carrington: Me too Nico. Me too.

Squidward: I know what'll cheer you up, Mr. Krabs. (Takes out pile of dollars) Money!

CHA-CHING!

Mr. Krabs: MONEY!

He loved it!

Mr. Krabs: Thank you Mr. Squidward.

Nico: There's the Mr. Krabs we know. As long as he doesn't go back to his old ways.

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry Nico. I'm good.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Ken Knudson, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Saber Kamen Riders, Anatankha, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Trixie Tang are heading to the world of 1988 movie, The Serpent and The Rainbow, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to kill the evil bokor, Captain Dargent Peytraud, and make him pay for what he's done in using Vodou to create zombies and cause havoc.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the 1988 movie, The Serpent and The Rainbow, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to kill the evil bokor, Captain Dargent Peytraud, and make him pay for what he's done in using Vodou to create zombies and cause havoc.

Me: This is going to be awesome putting an end to that evil bokor. What he's done in using Vodou to turn his enemies into zombies and causing havoc can never be forgiven.

Nico: He's going to pay for what he's done, and he's getting sent to The Black Gates for this.

Lincoln: You said it, Nico, and I've got a way to turn Peytraud's zombies back to normal, and thanks for joining us, Sam.

Sam Simpson: You're welcome, Lincoln. Plus, I'm glad that not only is Yami Bakura gone for good, but Yugi and Tea are now engaged.

Lincoln: And I can't wait for their wedding in the future, and Yami Bakura and the major enemies that Yugi and his friends faced are all gone for good.

Me: It's going to be really awesome.

Eli: I'm happy for them, and Father told me they've had feelings for each other for a long time. But, we'll wait for the wedding in the future.

Lincoln: Yep.

?: HEEEEELLLLLP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of five girls calling for help, along with the sound of maniacal laughter. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, rainbow colored iris of his Third Eye, the Force, and his superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the five girls, along with Dr. Dennis Alan, but they've been cornered by Peytraud, and he's going to kill them and sacrifice Marielle.

Lincoln: Let's get over there at once, guys, I found the five girls, along with Dr. Dennis Allen, but they've been cornered by Peytraud, and he's going to kill them and sacrifice Marielle.

?: (Girl's voice) That heartless, powerhungry, evil bokor, let's make him suffer for his crimes.

Suddenly, we saw the Wild Duck Pokémon, Sirfetch'd, appear before us.

Nico: Whoa, that's Sirfetch'd, awesome!

Lincoln: And I'd recognize that voice from anywhere, I knew it was you, Mary Vance, but we'll talk later, we've got an evil Vodou bokor to kill!

We rushed over, and right before Peytraud could claim his next victims, Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental forces at the evil bokor, and that allows the five girls, along with Marielle, to get to safety inside a rainbow energy field created by Lincoln to protect them from Peytraud, and when he saw us, he was pissed off and furious.

Peytraud: You dare to get in my way, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! You will all die!

Lincoln: The only one dying here is you, Peytraud, and for using the power of Vodou for evil, there's a price that must be paid: with your blood spilled and your soul condemned to eternal damnation!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel Eternity Infinity form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Eternity Infinity forms and they unholster their massive swords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity forms and unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Greatsword of Elemental Justice and Eternal Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Elemental Skylander Bandicoot Knight Angel of Elemental Bravery and Elemental Will, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Celestial Lightstorm Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light and Divine Angelic Justice, Timmy transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celestial Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Magical Fairy Wolf Justice and Celestial Fairy Magic Hope and he had his large Lupus' Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and Eye of Lupus steel orb ready, Timmy's friends, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Goofy, Baloo, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Morpheus's Celtic Dream Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and Celtic Moon Gauntlets of Glade Justice from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Angel of Divine Moonlight Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Dream Hope, and Me, Ken, Nico, Nicole, and Eli unholstered their massive swords and we transformed, and we went after Peytraud, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Dr. Allen used Celine's white magic and drove a nail into Peytraud's groin, and not only did he die a painful and excruciating death, but Lincoln also sends his soul to The Black Gates forever, and Lincoln fired a wave of rainbow energy and restored everyone who was turned into zombies by the evil Vodou bokor and had their souls taken. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Dr. Alan returned home and Marielle was relieved that the nightmare was over.

Lincoln: That evil Bokor got what he deserved for using Vodou to turn innocent people into zombies and cause havoc. (To Mary Vance) And it's so good to see you again, Mary Vance.

Mary Vance reverted back to normal, and she was a beautiful girl with long flowing green hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she was dressed in a white short-sleeved school uniform top, green skirt, socks, ankle-high heeled sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with plants on the coattails and Sirfetch'd on the back and holstered on her back is a large Sirfetch'd-themed greatsword with Sirfetch'd etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large duck heads for the crossguard, large spring green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large duck heads and a large spring green gem below the heads for the pommel.

Mary Vance: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Mary Vance and they hugged, and Mary Vance is is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how strong he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his deeper manly voice and seeing the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were ten, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Mary Vance: Whoa, you sure have really grown very big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute 10-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old and permanently 7'5" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, that's really new.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Mary Vance, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and classmate in Math, but she's also an incredible fencer. Mary taught me how to fence when they were 10 years old, and we both entered the Junior Olympics when we were 10 years old, and ever since then, we've entered every Junior Olympics.

Me: That was a year before I moved to Michigan, and it's awesome that you guys have participated in every Junior Olympics.

Nico: And at ten years old too, that's really awesome!

Lincoln: Thanks, guys, and we also planned to enter the Olympics together, but this time, with some of the girls in my harem.

Nico: Ooh, now that's something we really got to see for ourselves.

Lincoln: Don't worry, you will, and while we were training with our swimming routines, Mary kissed me on the lips while underwater, and you're going to like this: she's also the twin sister of Leina Vance, one of your future wives, J.D.

I was stunned.

Me: Leina didn't mention she had a twin sister.

Lincoln: You never asked her, J.D., and Mary hated Lynn with a burning passion.

Nico: Oh boy, what did she do to earn Mary's wrath that time?

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared around Mary Vance's neck with green gems on the gold thunderbolt links and green crystal links from her brand-new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha which merged with her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, and her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Mary Vance: (Surprised) Lincoln, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're part of harem and my many future wives, Mary.

Mary Vance had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln then wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Mary Vance's waist and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, and he leaned down to her faces and kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The five girls are Ranko Mannen, Nagomi Wahira, Shiipon, and Yumechi from Akiba Maid War and Yuamu Ohdo from Yu-Gi-Oh Go Rush.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ranko Mannen, Nagomi Wahira, Shiipon, and Yumechi from Akiba Maid War and Yuamu Ohdo from Yu-Gi-Oh Go Rush.

Nicole: Awesome!

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ranko Mannen: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ranko Mannen and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Peytraud, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye of the Buddha on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide left pec and it's surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud, Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird and Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Hinon's Cosmic Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Jewel of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white werewolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo on them which were glowing neon orange and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold-armored boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and gold armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large Element of Harmony deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird and a large silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Ranko Mannen: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you both.

Then, Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and the four clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Ranko Mannen: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ranko Mannen, Nagomi Wahira, Shiipon, Yumechi, and Yuamu Ohdo with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, We returned home to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was the evil Vodou bokor, Captain Dargent Peytraud.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to that bastard, especially with how Peytraud was killed by us, everyone went up to us and hugged us, and Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln and kissed him. Lincoln and Mary Vance have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Reina was glad to be reunited with her cousin.

Maria: That'll teach that evil bokor. Plus, when I saw it, it did include the real-life events of what went down in Haiti.

Lincoln: Yeah, it included the real life events that led to the downfall of Jean-Claude Duvalier and the corrupt Duvalier regime.

Me: Francois Duvalier was a corrupt politician who caused Haiti to become the poorest nation in the world, he destroyed a dream and unleashed a nightmare.

Nico: Duvalier was a crook and a scoundrel, what he'd done decades ago in Haiti were acts worthy of him being called a traitor to Haiti.

Lincoln: More like to the entire world, Nico.


After destroying Peytraud and his whole Vodou zombie nightmare for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Mary Vance saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and even doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Mary Vance: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Mary, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Mary Vance: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Natasha, what's the story on why you hate Lynn with a burning passion?

Mary Vance: You're so not going to like hearing this, Nico. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some weightlifting in my backyard, and knowing just how immensely strong Lincoln is and just how much bigger he's gotten in muscle, I had to upgrade the weights on the barbells, and I was trying not to blush like crazy when I saw him lift up a 10,000-lb barbell. Then, as he put the barbell down and we were wiping the sweat from our head and bodies with towels, we heard the sound of a scream of rage in the air, and Lincoln saw who it was heading our way: it was Lynn, and she was really really pissed again, and she was going to kill Lincoln again. Knowing Lincoln, he was going to throttle her, but I'd charged in and I brutally beat her up and tied her up in nylon so she couldn't chew out of it, but she was so stubborn and hard-headed, she tried to get out of it again, but Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and fired a blast of rose red energy from his angel wings and imprisoned Lynn in a rose red orb. We then went back to The Loud House, and we explained to Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn tried to do to Lincoln, and they were really mad at her. Lynn explained that she and her team lost another game to Hazeltucky, and she was so mad, she attacked her teammates, including Margo, Polly, and Paula, and then, she was going to kill Lincoln and I for even being alive. They'd had it with Lynn, and the bitch got herself grounded for ten weeks for this, and she wasn't allowed in her games during her punishment.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Lynn did that?! Why, that stubborn, hard-headed pig! And I'm talking about your Dark Side, Lynn.

Lynn: Yeah, I know. And I can't believe I did that to all my teammates, along with Margo, Paula, and Polly.

Lincoln: That just proves what kind of sore loser Dark Lynn is. After we tossed Lynn in a steel cage, we went to visit Margo, Paula, and Polly at the hospital, and J.D. was with me and Mary.

Me: Yeah, it's true, and I was the one who got them to the hospital after Lynn escaped to kill you and Mary.

Paula: Lynn really went too far, and it's thanks to that evil Dark Side of hers.

Margo: She was a total sore loser and a bad athlete. After Lincoln told us what happened with her, we decided not to let her in any games and we had her benched until her punishment was up and until she apologized.

Polly: But she was stubborn and refused to apologize, she thought it made her weak and she tried to attack Lincoln again, until he grabbed and put her in a sleeper hold and put her to sleep knocking her out, and she was carted off by Lori, who threw her in the basement, since throwing her in her room is a bad idea.

Nico: Since she also shared a room with Lucy, and Lincoln didn't want Lucy hurt by Lynn.

We got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Gorgona from Dragon Quest, and it was causing havoc.

Lincoln: (Gasps) It's Gorgona!

Nicole: From Dragon Quest?! Oh man, and it's causing havoc.

Jessica Kaios: That ugly monster, let's tear it to shreds!

Lincoln: Yeah!

We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls and elemental blasts at Gorgona, and when the servant of Imajin saw us, he was enraged.

Jessica Kaios: And it doesn't speak, buzzkill. But, either way, it's still going to die.

Suddenly, Jessica Kaios' blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with fire, cowboy hats, pistols, horseshoes, and horses, and as she approached Gorgona, she left yellow energy, fire, cowboy hats, and horses with every step. Suddenly, Jessica Kaios was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with cowboy hats, pistols, and horseshoes surrounding the vortex, there's a horse running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Jessica Kaios emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Jessica Kaios grew to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her yellow hair tied in low pigtails, she has neon blue eyes and a yellow energy aura with fire, cowboy hats, pistols, horseshoes, and horses surrounding her, she has her trusty LBX, Jeanne D, emblazoned on her forehead, she has on horse earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has a horse with blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her green horse-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Jessica Kaios has on her green collar shirt, brown jacket with black stripes, black cowgirl hat, black pants, white cowgirl boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with flames and pistols on the coattails and her LBX, Jeanne D, on the back surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Jessica Kaios felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with green tips on the feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back. Jessica Kaios has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Jessica Kaios has a brand-new large greatsword in her right hand called Jeanne D's Firearm Fireheart Greatsword of Shooting Flame Heart Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Jeanne D etched on the 7'0" wide, double-edged blade, large yellow versions of Jeanne D's head for the crossguard, large green gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large versions of Jeanne D's head and a large blue gem on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel head with green gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below Jeanne D that said, "Jessica Kaios, Member of The Neo International Cosmic Section, Loving Daughter of Owen Kaios, Determined LBX Player, Partner of Jeanne D, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of The Detectors Terrorist Organization, Friend of Many, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Firearms, and Horses"

ジェシカ・カイオス、ネオ・インターナショナル・コズミック・セクションのメンバー、オーウェン・カイオスの愛情深い娘、断固たる LBX プレーヤー、ジャンヌ D のパートナー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、テロリスト組織ディテクターの破壊者、大勢の友人、悪のスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、銃器、馬の達人

Jessica Kaios has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY WESTERN FIREHEART YELLOW FIRESTORM ANGEL OF DIVINE WESTERN YELLOW FIRESTORM HEART JUSTICE AND DIVINE SIX-SHOOTING YELLOW FIREHEART LOVE!

We were amazed by Jessica Kaios' Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Gorgona saw it, he fell into a rage and transformed into his true spider form and tried to attack her, but Jessica fired a powerful yellow energy blast with fire, cowboy hats, pistols, horseshoes, and horses at Gorgona and it sent him flying into a wall, but he's not done yet, and he's now really pissed off.

Nico: Awesome, Jessica Kaios has transformed!

Me: This is going to be really awesome.

Lincoln: And we'll get rid of Gorgona for good, and Jessica, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Jessica Kaios: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Western Fireheart Angel and Divine Western Fire Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we end this ugly monster once and for all?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Jessica.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Jessica Kaios.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to pay for everything you've done, Gorgona, because you deserve no mercy from us.

Jessica Kaios and Lincoln went after Gorgona, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, yellow energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Robots at Gorgona, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords and they left nasty scars on him and they slashed off his arms, and Lincoln grabbed him with one of his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails, and he was body-slamming him left to right and it was really painful, and Lincoln also used his tail to squeeze Gorgona badly as he absorbed Gorgona's magic and made it his own. Then, Lincoln tossed him into the air and Jessica Kaios and Lincoln fired powerful black energy blasts which hit Gorgona and they hit him and condemned him to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Jessica Kaios and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and power down, and Jessica Kaios' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive yellow angel wings are permanent.

Jessica Kaios: That'll teach you, you evil black-hearted demon. Thanks for helping me destroy that monster, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Jessica.

Suddenly, Jessica Kaios wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Jessica Kaios' face, they kissed passionately as Jessica Kaios' left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Jeanne D flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and horses running across the field, along with flames raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Jessica Kaios absorbed the fires and came back to us.

Nico: Whoo, now that's what I call one awesome battle you waged against Gorgona, awesome!

Jessica Kaios: And now, he's gone for good and never coming back.

Lincoln: You said it, Jessica.

We returned to the World Tree Estate, and we got rid of the evil Gorgona for good, and he's never coming back to hurt anyone again.


Later the mascots were sitting on the sofa.

Lightning Dust: What are you guys doing?

Poromon: We're bored.

Nico: I think I have solution.

Nico pulled out a radio.

Nico: You can listen to some tunes on the radio.

Nico turned it on and tuned it and the Mascots were listening to Train.

HEY SOUL SISTER BY TRAIN PLAYS.

Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided
You're the one I had decided who's one of my kind
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin you're madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangsta, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see, I can be myself now finally
In fact, there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see
You'll be with me
Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Tonight

Poromon: OH YEAH!

Poliwag: We love Train!

IM Weasel: Ah, good memories with that song.

Me: Who doesn't like Train. He is awesome.

Nico: Just as popular as Bruno Mars.

Qin: Yeah!

Reflector: What else is on the radio?

Then Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars played.

Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shinin'
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her tryin'
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday
Yeah, I know, I know
When I compliment her, she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?"
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
Yeah
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates, but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday
Oh, you know, you know
You know I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searchin' for, then just stay the same
So don't even bother askin' if you look okay
You know I'll say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
The way you are
The way you are
Girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are
Yeah

Me: Oh I love that song!

Leina Vance: That is awesome!

Qin: Yeah it sure is!

First Aid: We we're just talking about Bruno Mars.

Nico: I know!

Poromon: Bruno Mars is awesome.

Me: I also like Miranda Cosgrove.

Raining Sunshine by Miranda Cosgrove played.

Sunshine, sunshine, raining sunshine
When you think all hope is gone
There's a place somewhere beyond
Take a chance and realize
It's right before your very eyes
Leave the dark clouds far behind
And step outside, the weather's fine
It's raining sunshine
It's raining sunshine
All over mankind
It's raining sunshine
As real as it can be
Believe in what you see
It's not just in your mind
It's raining sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine, raining sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine, raining sunshine
Something's in the atmosphere
Don't be scared of what you fear
Look around the storm has passed
Just hurricanes of happiness
Raise up your umbrellas high
And stand beneath, the clear blue sky
It's raining sunshine
It's raining sunshine
All over mankind
It's raining sunshine
As real as it can be
Believe in what you see
It's not just in your mind
It's raining sunshine
Too many wonders to explain
Rays of sunlight, drops of rain
Coming down from up above
Cloudy with a chance of love
Can't you feel it in the air?
Sweet sensations everywhere
Whatever weather is in store
Bring it on, cause I want more
Sunshine, sunshine, raining sunshine
It's raining sunshine
It's raining sunshine
All over mankind
It's raining sunshine
As real as it can be
Believe in what you see
It's not just in your mind
It's raining sunshine

Me: OH YEAH!

Leina Vance: Awesome song!

Camie: Great song!

Tsuyu: Yeah!

Poromon: Yeah!

Future Maria: Just wait until you guys listen to Dancing Crazy!

Me: OH YEAH!

Dancing Crazy by Miranda Cosgrove played!

I've got a feeling that it's gonna be alright
We don't know where we're going
And I don't know where I'm at
I'm kinda thinking I don't like nobody else
You know whatever happens, I will be right by your side
You, me in the spotlight
Running around till the end of the night
Hot, hot keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
You, me, going all night
We don't care who's wrong and who's right
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
Another night
And so just crank that music up
We don't know where we're going
And I don't know where I'm at
It doesn't matter 'cause we always know what's up
I know whatever happens
You will be right by my side
You, me in the spotlight
Running around till the end of the night
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
You, me, going all night
We don't care who's wrong and who's right
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
Oh, oh, uh, oh
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)

We danced and it was awesome!

Nico: WOOHOO! YEAH!

May: ROCK ON!

Varie: Yeah!

Nico: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Poromon: Thanks guys! You cured our boredom.

Nico: No problem guys. Now it's time for us to get ready for our next mission. We have another food planet to go see.

Eli: And don't worry it's edible.

Then Captain Boomerang, Samon, Pterodactyl Ghost, Tri-Klops, Dayu, Bonz, Yenaldooshi, Amora the Enchantress, Gentleman Ghost, Copperhead, Queen of The Black Puddle, Brutus, Windfall, Evil Strike Man, Psyphon, Cyclops (Hercules), Evil Luxord, Dahlia Hawthorne, Uchotan, and Indigestible Wad appeared

Captain Boomerang: Can me, Samon, Pterodactyl Ghost, Tri-Klops, Dayu, Bonz, Yenaldooshi, Amora the Enchantress, Gentleman Ghost, and Copperhead go with you guys?

Queen of the Black Puddle: Me, Brutus, Windfall, Evil Strike Man, Psyphon, Cyclops (Hercules), Evil Luxord, Dahlia Hawthorne, Uchotan, and Indigestible Wad will come as well.

Nico: Yes you guys all can come with.

Dr. Crowler appeared too.

Dr. Crowler: And I promised J.D. that I would teach him more.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: And we pretty much know that the next gene-slammer is Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: Awesome.

Nico: Cool.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln's Third Eye glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal with his eyes and the Force, and he saw who the figure was: the figure was none other than Nadare Rōga, another one of Doto Kazahana's powerful allies, and he's heading here to still get revenge on me for ruining Doto Kazahana's rule. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, is Nadare Rōga on the move?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico, and he's heading here to still get revenge on J.D. for ruining Doto Kazahana's rule.

Me: Should've known he'd be the next one to face.

Nico: Sheesh, you've really pissed them off after you ruined Doto Kazahana's rule 150,000 hence and had them killed.

Fubuki: Yeah, I still remembered that all too well, and they were really really red with rage and fury.

Lincoln: So, just like Doto Kazahana, he's getting the Hinon's Vengeance Curse if he so much as steps out of line.

Nico: Good idea, that'll show him that you mean business. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got another food planet to explore.

Lincoln: And there's bound to be an old enemy from long ago waiting for us there, and once we get done with whoever is waiting for us there, you're next, Nadare Rōga, and you're going to pay for everything you've done in Doto Kazahana's name 150,000 years hence in the Shinobi World.

June: I wonder what planet we're going to this time.

Nico: We'll find out soon. Lets head to the ship.

With that we went to the ship and we were off..


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log Stardate 7020.3: The U.S.S. Phoenix is en route to another amazing food planet and it's going to be a really awesome one as we venture into a rather unique and great planet.

Qin: Wow! J.D. is learning everything really fast.

I had summoned White Night Dragon and Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and Nine-Headed Dragon! I had Crowler up against the ropes with monsters totaling 16000 ATK! WHOA!

Me: Now dragons attack!

They fired their attacks and smashed him down!

Nico: WHOA! What power!

Eli: Way to go bro!

Alexis: That was well done!

I helped up Dr. Crowler.

Me: You all right Doctor?

Dr. Crowler: Yes I 'm okay. But that was absolutely well done! You did great for your first duel.

Me: Not bad for my first try. I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: We should buy more cards for you.

Queen of the Black Puddle: Including the ones we stole from Yami Bakura.

Nico: That's a good idea.

Me: Yeah. Someday I'm hoping to duel lots of people to see how I do.

Dr. Crowler: You are ready for them.

Me: Duel Academy is a good place to start for me.

Eli: That's true.

Mandarin: Let's get you Elemental Heroes too.

Me: Awesome Idea. Thanks. But I've got a long way to go before I can challenge the ultra top dog duelists like Joey, Kaiba, Yugi and Jaden and Yusei and Yuma. I'm not ready for them yet. Someday I will be.

Nico: Yeah you can do it.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Oh right. I found this a while back after we defeated Sartorious and sent him to the black gates.

I pulled out a card and gave it to Nico.

Nico: Arcana Force XII - The Hanged Man?

Me: Yeah. Take a good look at the picture. I noticed something strange at the bottom of it. Look at the picture of the head hanging upside down.

Nico looked at it closer and then he saw CHAZZ IN IT!

Nico: (GASP) Chazz!? What's he doing in this card?

Chazz: I remember that! I dueled Sartorious and lost. He overwhelmed me and played games with my head.

Me: So that's how he did it! He duels people and binds them to servitude to Sartorious.

Nico: Whoa man!

Me: It's some kind of servitude magic.

Eli: One thats been around since the beginning of time.

Laney: Geez! Sartorious was a monster.

Dayu: We should still keep that one.

Psyphon: At least we know how the brainwashing works.

Nico: Yeah. But Sartorious is dead. So he is no longer in servitude to him. Nico used his powers and severed the ties of Chazz to Sartorious.

Chazz: (SIGHS) Finally free!

Qin: Good.

Lisa Loud: Everyone we have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a planet that was a brownish red and it had red, yellow, green and orange streams and lakes and rivers around it.

Nico: Wow this planet looks interesting. Lets land.

We landed and got ready and got out and to our surprise and amazement we saw that it was A PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HOT DOGS! It had piles and piles and piles of hot dogs in buns as far as the eye can see and there were streams of ketchup, mustard, nacho cheese sauce, mayonaise, relish and hot sauce!

Me: WHOA! It's a Hot Dog Planet!

Qin: OH WOW!

Ground Man: Hot dogs!

Camp Kidney scouts: (Chanting) HOT DOGS! HOT DOGS! HOT DOGS HOT DOGS!

Nico: LETS EAT!

We got to eating and we were eating and eating and eating hot dogs like you wouldn't believe. But they were Texas Sized Hot Dogs! Wow!

Me: Wow! These are Texas Size Hot Dogs! They are huge!

Applejack: YEEHAW! Love the Texas Size!

Clay Bailey: Me too pardner. Nothing beats the Texas Size!

Yenaldooshi: These are delicious!

Evil Luxord: Don't forget the ketchup.

Yenaldooshi: Oh I won't.

He put some on a Hot Dog.

Me: Oh Lisa sorry you are on a planet like this.

Lisa Simpson: That's all right. But thank you for your concern.

Me: No problem. And son I know you're a vegetarian and you don't like planets like this.

Jared: That's all right dad. But you got to admit. Seeing a planet like this is amazing.

Laney: Man if only we had some chili to go with this.

Sonic: Now you're speaking my language Laney. Nothing goes better with hot dogs than chili.

Android 21: Almost forgot you like chili dogs.

Nico: That's true.

Sonic: Yeah.

Me: I have a feeling that a Chili Dog planet is out there somewhere.

Nico: Yeah.

Tails: And boy do I love Chili Dogs too.

Nico: Yeah. All hot dogs are awesome. With any sauce.

Siren (Extreme Ghostbusters): It's amazing that there is a world like this. I wonder if there is a world with ghosts?

Moondancer: Oh there really is a world like that. It's called Hauntra and it's in the Mice Galaxies.

Siren (Extreme Ghostbusters): That is interesting.

Me: And at 204 million Light-Years Away from Earth.

Lola: Yeah.

Gentleman Ghost: Now that's a planet I look forward to.

Uchotan: As exptected.

Nico: We've been to that planet before on some of our battles.

J.D. 2: It's true guys. We went there many times before.

Qin: It's true. I thought it was amazing.

Camie: All the planets we go to are amazing.

Aria Blaze: I could eat hot dogs all day!

Sonata Dusk: I prefer tacos myself. But Hot Dogs are just as awesome.

Qin: They are both good.

Nico: Yeah they sure are.

Varie: Yeah.

Indigestible Wad: By the way, Aruto, I think you and Flora are getting a chance to shine today.

Copperhead: You can still eat hot dogs though.

Aruto: Awesome!

Flora: Sweet!

Nico: Yep.

Barbossa: Tis be quiet. Too quiet.

Me: Something is not right.

I then picked up a hot dog and bit it.

CRUNCH!

Hot dog: YEOWCH!

Me: Huh? (SCREAM) WHAT THE FUCK!?

I saw the hot dog and it was a PREMIUM HOT DOG!

Me: A Premium Hot Dog!

He ran and got away!

Dahlia Hawthorne: A Premium Hot Dog was there?!

Amora: No one bite into any more hot dogs!

Eli: I sense that they are over that hill 30 klicks to the north.

We saw the hill.

Nico: Then we better be ready.

Ty Lee: Fuck! Did anyone else bite into those Premium Hot Dogs?!

We looked and saw that no one else did.

Eli: I sense that no one did.

Me: Just me then.

Nico: Good. But at least we know they are here.

Me: And on a planet of hot dogs. Very coincidental. Hard to imagine that they were return.

Benson: No kidding there.

Evil Strike Man: Look, me and the other Neo Core members just joined the battles recently. Can you tell us who these guys are?

Bonz: Let me explain.

Me: Right you guys don't know about them. Proceed Bonz.

Bonz: Thank you.

He told everyone that hadn't heard about the Premium Talking Hot Dogs.


When Mordecai and Rigby ruin the hot dogs for the big park BBQ they go to the freezer to find more to replace the ones they ruined.

After Rigby gets them locked themselves in the freezer and Mordecai gets knock out from all the cold air, Rigby finds a box containing the talking hot dogs. After Mordecai wakes up the Talking Hot Dogs tell them that they know a way out of the meat locker unless Mordecai and Rigby can bring them to a BBQ to be eaten, claiming that they have been longing for the chance to be eaten, and Rigby agrees to take them to the park BBQ, but Mordecai was not so sure.

An icebox then appears and acts as a portal leading to the outside and the BBQ table. They prepare the hot dogs just when Benson, Skips, and Pops arrive and are about to begin, when suddenly the Talking Hot Dogs start attacking everyone.

The hot dog leader then reveals their true plan to not be eaten but to have everyone marinated and eaten as vengeance for having watched their own kind being eaten alive for years. Rigby then saves the day by squirting mustard on the hot dogs, thus causing them to kill themselves off by eating each other.

They also made a brief appearance in "Exit 9B" when Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. used a portal to summon the villains from previous episodes, calling the protagonists cowards and that they will die tonight. However, they are never seen for the rest of the episode, including the war. They are then sent back to Hell.


When he was done everyone was shocked!

Camie: JEEZ!

Nico: Yeah. We ate them and defeated them before.

Wallflower: And now, you know.

Nico: Yep.

Wallflower: But they were tasty Hot Dogs though.

Me: Tasty yes. Evil absolutely.

Nico: This time we eat them and send their spirits to the Black Gates.

Qin: Yep.

Eli: Yeah.

Ashi: Time for our entrance.

Nico: Lets do it!

We went for the hill.

We climbed it and saw the Premium Talking Hot Dogs. This time there were thousands of them!

Qin: Whoa there's more of them than there were before.

Bonz: Not good.

Nico: Lets chow down.

We went at them.

Talking Hot Dog Leader: This time we will HAVE OUR REVENGE!

Then the spirits of the Duelists appeared and they swirled around the Hot Dogs and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them all over. Then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Me: Okay you dumb hot dogs! Time for a little barbecue!

Talking Hot Dog Leader: This won't end like last time!

Pterodactyl Ghost: Don't be too sure!

Windfall: You guys were eaten once.

Aruto: And you'll be eaten again!

Progrise! Let's rise! Le-Le-Let's rise!

He turned into METALCLUSTER HOPPER!

Me: YEAH!

Qin: It's time to CHOW DOWN!

Nico: And we'll roast and toast you!

Sunburn: Nice use of my catchphrase Nico.

Nico: Thanks Sunburn.

Then Scorpion, Juggernaut, Doc Ock, Count Vertigo, Sportsmaster, Pied Piper, Evil Lyn, Private HIVE, Selene, Lady Shiva, Sentinel Prime, Evil Bright Man, Flotsam and Jetsam, Yzma, Evil Search Man, Bradford Buzzard, Bell Org, Evil Wood Man, Evil Ice Man, Sellon, Sir Raleigh the Frog, and Walter Wolf appeared.

Nico: Scorpion, Juggernaut, Doc Ock, Count Vertigo, Sportsmaster, Pied Piper, Evil Lyn, Private HIVE, Selene, Lady Shiva, Sentinel Prime, Evil Bright Man, Flotsam and Jetsam, Yzma, Evil Search Man, Bradford Buzzard, Bell Org, Evil Wood Man, Evil Ice Man, Sellon, Sir Raleigh the Frog, and Walter Wolf.

Walter Wolf: Wow! I'm in heaven!

CLANG!

He got hit in the head with an anvil!

Slappy Squirrel: Still got it.

Scorpion: So, J.D.'s starting to get the hang of duels, huh?

Maria: He sure is.

Me: And it's really fun.

Doctor Octopus: Well, he shouldn't force it.

Count Vertigo: He should learn at his own pace.

Me: Don't worry I'm going to start off small and work my way up to the top.

Count Vertigo: Good for you. Slow but steady wins the race.

Me: Yep. And I know just the place to start off too. I'm gonna go to Duel Academy and battle some of the students to get me started.

Nico: That's gonna be awesome!

Jaden Yuki: Get your game on J.D.!

Me: Oh I plan to.

Sportsmaster: (to Nico) We heard you faced the Hash Slinging Slasher.

Nico: We sure did.

Pied Piper: Please tell me it's the real deal this time.

Nico: Oh it was DEFINITELY the real deal. Mr. Krabs was crying his eyes out because of having a former fry cook turn into a monster.

Pied Piper: Geez! It's hard to imagine it was real this time!

Nico: I know! Big twist from what happened the last time.

Me: Boy it sure is! It was the real deal.

Qin: Yeah.

?: That is for sure.

Then out came Juggelo.

Me: Juggelo! Back for another round for real this time.

Juggelo: I sure am. Just want to thank you guys for saving me from that Number Card.

Nico: It was our pleasure.

Me: Boy that was crazy! I certainly did not expect you to get one.

Juggelo: Me neither. But thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

We gott the usual battles underway.


Duncan, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion - Nico's rescue and battling the Hash Slinging Slasher


Scorpion was first.

Scorpion: (to Duncan) Nico's rescue involved battling the Hash Slinging Slasher. Did that involve the night shift too?

Duncan: Yeah it sure did. They had some coffee though.

Rainbow Dash: But at least the Hash Slinging Slasher is gone.

Scootaloo: Good riddance.

Whirlwind: Thank goodness.

Scorpion: Yeah thank goodness. Lets do it!

DUNCAN! EVIL SCORPONOK!

Duncan fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Duncan activated his sift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Duncan activated his ridewatch and they danced to rock music and fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.


Scarlet, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pirate Man and June VS Doc Ock - Battling Another Vicetopus


Doc Ock was next.

Doctor Octopus: (to Scarlet) Nico, Kim, and the others did good fighting Another Vicetopus. Were her tentacles as strong as mine?

Scarlet: They were strong and powerful yes. But they won no problem.

Pinkie Pie: It was fun and amazing though.

Featherweight: It sure was awesome.

Sprocket: Yeah it was cool though.

Doc Ock: Glad she was saved. Lets do it!

DOC OCK! BARBED WIRE ORG!

Scarlet fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Scarlet activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Scarlet activated her ridewatch and they danced to circus music and fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Courtney, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Mandarin and Edward VS Count Vertigo - Lincoln's Rescue


Count Vertigo was next.

Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Serpent and The Rainbow. How was it?

Courtney: It was really fun and we were there to kill the evil bokor, Captain Dargent Peytraud, and make him pay for what he's done in using Vodou to create zombies and cause havoc.

Sunset Shimmer: It was awesome and we made that monster pay.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was.

Sunburn: We made him pay big time.

Count Vertigo: Good riddance. Lets do it!

COUNT VERTIGO! EVIL TOP MAN!

Courtney fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Courtney activated her shift car and fired waves of fire and smashed him down. Courtney activated her ridewatch and they danced to video games and fired waves energy and fire and smashed him down.


Lightning, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster - Meeting a Sirfetch'd


Sportsmaster was next.

Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) I heard you guys met a Sirfetch'd Gene Slammer. What's her name?

Lightning: Her name is Mary Vance and she is Leina Vance's twin sister. She is amazingly awesome with a sword.

Starlight Glimmer: She is really awesome at what she does with a sword too.

Cozy Glow: And her story is amazing too.

FLASHBACK

Mary Vance: Whoa, I was right that Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old permanently 7'5" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs hard at work, and really working out with those 9,500-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white werewolf tails even more stronger than ever.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Mary, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Mary Vance: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is. So, Natasha, what's the story on why you hate Lynn with a burning passion?

Mary Vance: You're so not going to like hearing this, Nico. One day, Lincoln and I were doing some weightlifting in my backyard, and knowing just how immensely strong Lincoln is and just how much bigger he's gotten in muscle, I had to upgrade the weights on the barbells, and I was trying not to blush like crazy when I saw him lift up a 10,000-lb barbell. Then, as he put the barbell down and we were wiping the sweat from our head and bodies with towels, we heard the sound of a scream of rage in the air, and Lincoln saw who it was heading our way: it was Lynn, and she was really really pissed again, and she was going to kill Lincoln again. Knowing Lincoln, he was going to throttle her, but I'd charged in and I brutally beat her up and tied her up in nylon so she couldn't chew out of it, but she was so stubborn and hard-headed, she tried to get out of it again, but Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and fired a blast of rose red energy from his angel wings and imprisoned Lynn in a rose red orb. We then went back to The Loud House, and we explained to Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lynn tried to do to Lincoln, and they were really mad at her. Lynn explained that she and her team lost another game to Hazeltucky, and she was so mad, she attacked her teammates, including Margo, Polly, and Paula, and then, she was going to kill Lincoln and I for even being alive. They'd had it with Lynn, and the bitch got herself grounded for ten weeks for this, and she wasn't allowed in her games during her punishment.

We gasped in shock.

Nico: Lynn did that?! Why, that stubborn, hard-headed pig! And I'm talking about your Dark Side, Lynn.

Lynn: Yeah, I know. And I can't believe I did that to all my teammates, along with Margo, Paula, and Polly.

Lincoln: That just proves what kind of sore loser Dark Lynn is. After we tossed Lynn in a steel cage, we went to visit Margo, Paula, and Polly at the hospital, and J.D. was with me and Mary.

Me: Yeah, it's true, and I was the one who got them to the hospital after Lynn escaped to kill you and Mary.

Paula: Lynn really went too far, and it's thanks to that evil Dark Side of hers.

Margo: She was a total sore loser and a bad athlete. After Lincoln told us what happened with her, we decided not to let her in any games and we had her benched until her punishment was up and until she apologized.

Polly: But she was stubborn and refused to apologize, she thought it made her weak and she tried to attack Lincoln again, until he grabbed and put her in a sleeper hold and put her to sleep knocking her out, and she was carted off by Lori, who threw her in the basement, since throwing her in her room is a bad idea.

Nico: Since she also shared a room with Lucy, and Lincoln didn't want Lucy hurt by Lynn.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Sportsmaster: Jeez! Lynn was an animal because of her dark side!

Hex: You're not kidding there!

Sportsmaster: Yeah no lie. Lets do it!

SPORTSMASTER! BOWLING BALL ORG!

Lightning fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Lightning activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Lightning activated his ridewatch and they danced to sports music and fired waves of lightning, skulls, bones, magic and stars and smashed him down.


Gwen, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper - The Mascots listening to the radio


Pied Piper was next.

Pied Piper: (to Gwen) The Mascots were listening to the radio earlier. Did they like it?

Gwen: They sure did and they loved listening to some awesome songs too.

Princess Luna: They loved the music too.

Moondust: It was all really catchy too.

Snowdrop: It was cool and fun.

Gari: It sure was cool.

Blackout: They had a lot of fun.

Pied Piper: Glad they did. Lets do it!

PIED PIPER! FLUTE ORG!

Gwen fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Gwen activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Gwen activated her ridewatch and they danced to gothic music and fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Cameron, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Android 21 and Suzumebachi VS Juggernaut - The Mascots love good songs on the radio


Juggernaut was next.

Juggernaut: (to Cameron) The Mascots love good songs on the radio. What are their favorite ones?

Cameron: They liked mostly the songs from Train and those were really cool and awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Train is really awesome and neat.

Starshine Sparkle: We all thought it was cool too.

Spyro: They sure loved it.

Juggernaut: Train is fun and awesome too. Lets do it!

JUGGERNAUT! LOCOMOTIVE ORG!

Cameron fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Cameron activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Cameron activated his ridewatch and they danced to party music and fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Optimus Prime, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Aria Blaze, and Juniper Montage VS Evil-Lyn - The planet of Hot Dogs is awesome


Evil Lyn was next.

Evil Lyn: (to Optimus) The planet of Hot Dogs is awesome. Did you eat any?

Optimus Prime: I don't eat human food unfortunately. But everyone else really did eat a lot.

Applejack: Boy we sure did and it was so delicious!

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure is. Especially with Nacho Cheese Sauce.

Flashwing: That is awesome.

Aria Blaze: I'll say!

Evil Lyn: It sure is. Lets do it!

EVIL LYN! RICARDIO!

Optimus fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Optimus activated his shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Optimus activated his Ridewatch and they danced to country western music and fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed her down.


Emerald Sustrai, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E. - A Hot Dog Planet makes it perfect for an awesome barbecue and vacation spot


Private HIVE was next.

Private HIVE: (to Emerald) A Hot Dog Planet makes it perfect for an awesome barbecue. And a vacation spot.

Emerald Sustrai: It sure would make an awesome vacation spot for everyone. Who doesn't like hot dogs.

Fluttershy: This is an amazing planet though.

Tornado Bolt: IT sure is.

Stealth Elf: It sure is awesome.

Private HIVE: It sure is. Permission to start the battle ma'am!

Emerald Sustrai: Granted soldier!

PRIVATE HIVE! SHIP ORG!

Emerald fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Emerald activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed him down. Emerald activated her ridewatch and they danced to nature music and fired waves of energy and leaves, flowers, grass and fruit and smashed him down.


Sam Simpson, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sheep Creep and Wallflower VS Selene - Did not expect those Premium Hot Dogs to return


Selene was next.

Selene: (to Sam) I Did not expect those Premium Hot Dogs to return. But now, we can eat them a second time.

Sam Simpson: We sure can. After we defeat them we'll fry them up.

Rarity: We sure will darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Hot dogs taste awesome fried.

Gill Grunt: Boy they sure do.

Selene: Absolutely on that. Lets do it!

SELENE! BATTON!

Sam fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Sam activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Sam activated her ridewatch and they danced to waltz music and fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed her down.


Kim Possible, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva - Those Premium Hot Dogs are going to get their meaty butts eaten!


Lady Shiva was next.

Shiva: (to Kim) Those Premium Hot Dogs are going to get their meaty butts eaten! Make sure to add ketchup.

Kim Possible: Oh we have plenty of that for sure.

Princess Celestia: We sure do and we got plenty of waffle fries too.

King Solar: Yep we sure do and it's always fun and tasty.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure is.

Amber Morning: I agree there. And it's awesome.

Spotlight: It sure is.

Lady Shiva: I agree there. But this planet is awesome. Lets do it!

LADY SHIVA! RAVAGE!

Kim fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Kim activated her shift car and fired waves of energy and smashed her down. Kim activated her ridewatch and they danced to royal music and fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.


Lori Jimenez VS Sentinel Prime


Sentinel Prime was next.

Sentinel Prime: It's good I'm getting a shot.

Lori Jimenez: It sure is. I'm glad you're getting a shot too.

She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Future Mai VS Evil Bright Man


Evil Bright Man was next.

Evil Bright Man: This is gonna be fun.

Future Mai: It sure will be!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Elma VS Flotsam & Jetsam.


Flotsam & Jetsam were next.

Elma: This is always going to be fun.

She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Merida VS Yzma


Yzma was next.

Yzma: This planet is really amazing.

Merida: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure is amazing. This planet is perfect for a vacation and barbecue now.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Sari VS Evil Search Man.


Evil Search Man was next.

Evil Search Man: Boy this planet is incredible!

Sari: It sure is and everyone loved eating the hot dogs.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Cheerilee VS Bradford Buzzard


Bradford Buzzard was next.

Bradford Buzzard: Did your class love all the hot dogs?

Cheerilee: Oh they sure did and it was so fun. They had a blast here.

Bradford Buzzard: Glad they loved it.

Cheerilee's class belched offscreen.

Bradford Buzzard: They sure were hungry! (LAUGHS)

Cheerilee fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kin Tsuchi VS Bell Org


Bell Org was next.

Bell Org: Boy I can't remember the last time we fought.

Kin: Boy it sure has been a long time.

Bell Org: It sure has! Lets do it!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Huntsman VS Evil Wood Man


Evil Wood Man was next.

Evil Wood Man: This planet is really cool.

Huntsman: It sure is. I think it's really awesome and fun to be here.

He fired waves of arrows and smashed him down.


Rip VS Evil Ice Man


Evil Ice Man was next.

Evil Ice Man: This planet is awesome.

Rip: It sure is. Perfect for all hot dog lovers everywhere.

Evil Ice Man: It sure is. Lets do it!

Rip: IT's RIPPING TIME!

He went and smashed down Evil Ice Man.


Sonata Dusk VS Sir Raleigh


Sir Raleigh was next.

Sir Raleigh: (Welsh Accent) It's most amazing that you all get to see a world like this one.

Sonata Dusk: Boy it sure is. Even though I like tacos this world is absolutely amazing.

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Abigail Davis the Elemental HERO Flare Neos Gene-Slammer VS Sellon


Sellon was next.

Sellon: Boy these food planets you all went to are absolutely incredible.

Abigail Davis: I know and I love them. They are all so tasty, delicious and awesome.

Sellon: They sure are.

She fired waves of fire and smashed Sellon down.


Amelia Waverley the Evolved Polar Manzardill gene-Slammer VS Walter Wolf


Walter Wolf was dizzy and acting stupid from being hit on the head.

Amelia Waverley: Boy Slappy hit you hard. But then again she did it to you for who knows how long.

She fired waves of ice and smashed him down.


Wild Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Juggelo


Juggelo was next.

Nico: I forget which Number Card it was that you had when we first fought you. Do you remember?

Juggelo: Yes I do. It was Number 83.

Nico: Right! Galaxy Queen! I remember now. That was when we battled Nelson Andrews in the ocean and that was also the first time we battled in the 10 worlds of Sakkakumon.

May: That was really cool!

Eli: It sure was! That was awesome!

Juggelo: That was really fun.

Nico: Then lets dance.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Dark Hyuuga Clan, they're a collection of greatswords with the anti-Dark Hyuuga symbol etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blades, large white angel wings for the crossguards, large rainbow gems embedded in the rainguards, longer midnight black handles, four large angel wings with large rainbow gems on the bottom of the angel wings for the pommels, and once in hand, we'll get a massive power and energy increase, and there's also shields included with the greatswords as well.

Nico teleported back with them.

Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers too!

Juggelo: UH OH!

Cole: JUNGLE BLASTER!

Nico: JUNGLE SWORD!

Eli: LION BLASTER CANNON MODE!

Merrick: LUNAR CUE!

Juggelo: UH OH!

May: ATTACK!

Cole: SAVAGE BLAST!

Nico: SAVAGE SLASH!

Eli: FIRE!

Merrick: BREAK!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Juggelo and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Juggelo you have failed this planet!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Me: You guys are mincemeat!

Jake: Man, I can't wait to eat these guys!

Me: Me too!

Tsukasa: Let's take care of their spirits first.

Me: Good idea and strategy.

Nico: Yeah!

Kamen Ride: Battle Fever!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Red!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Blue!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Pink!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Green!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Black!

Kamen Ride: Morphin Master Gold!

Tsukasa turned into Battle Fever J and Daiki summoned clones of the Morphin Masters!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Just part of an experiment Lisa made.

Lisa Loud: Precisely. After your encounter with one of the Morphin Masters yesterday I had Daiki volunteer to try out my new Morphin Master Ridecard.

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Yeah I thought it was cool and it was an awesome honor to meet one of the Morphin Masters.

Eli: It sure was. I hope King Kai solves that mystery soon.

Nico: Have faith in him.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER RED!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Red Rangers. Troy was Kyuranger Red, Noah was Kiramai Red, Gia was Zyuoh Eagle, Jake was ToQger Red, Emma was LupinRed and Orion was PatRanger Red!

Nico: AWESOME!

AkaRed: Time for this one!

He turned into Denziman Red!

Me: Awesome! Now for this.

We pulled out our Zenkai Cannons!

All of us: (TURNS DIALS) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!

We summoned the Zyuranger, Abaranger, Kyoryuger and Ryusoulger and the OOO team.

Me: It's a darn shame there aren't that many Kamen Riders that deal specifically with Dinosaurs.

Nico: I know.

Maria: Now for this one!

She pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) JURASSIC MAYHEM!

She summoned Red Claw (Land Before Time), Whiplash 2002 He-Man, Flarizamon, Big John, Tyrannosaurus Debt, Fire Galboros, The Evil Koopa Troopa and The Velociraptors from The Good Dinosaur!

Nico: Awesome!

Qin: Dinosaur Power!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: It's time for some buttkicking!

Then a rainbow light appeared in Eli's hand and it formed into a brand new Ridewatch. It was for THE MORPHIN MASTERS!

Eli: (GASP) The Morphin Masters Grand Zi-O Ridewatch!

Nico: Wow! This will be awesome to see!

Me: Go for it bro.

He activated it.

Eli: HENSHIN!

A massive blast of lightning blasted out and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massively huge explosion of fire blasted out too and then Eli stood in a flaming crater and intense lightning surged all over him as he had donned a powerful rainbow armor with thousands of years of Ranger Morphs flowing through him and his power he had was incredible! He turned into KAMEN RIDER OMEGA MORPH MASTER GRAND ZI-O!

Me: WHOA!

Eric Myers: WOW! That is like how I morphed for the first time!

Me: I remember seeing that Eric! That was Epic! Wow! Bro how do you feel?

Eli: I feel incredible! This is absolutely amazing!

Nico: AWESOME!

Woz: REJOICE! The ultimate Ranger time king who reaches over spacetime and reigns over the past and future of all the Power Rangers and Super Sentai Teams. His name is Omega Morph Master Grand Zi-O! We have entered a new age of history!

Qin: That is so awesome!

Nunnally: Wow! Eli you have become an amazing force.

Eli: I sure have. This is awesome!

Nico: It sure is!

Varie: It sure is!

Me: Lets get them!

Nico: Yeah!

We went at the Talking Hot Dogs and smashed and pulverized them all over the place.

Eli was demonstrating lots of powers from thousands of years of rangers! It was EPIC!

Nico: WHOA! That is awesome!

Eli: WOW!

Reflector, First Aid, I.M. Weasel and Lightning Dust used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Reflector's Flash Explosion, First Aid's Photon Pistol and Lightning Dust and I.M. Weasel's powers 100-fold.

I.M. Weasel and First Aid: PHOTON WEASEL BLAST!

Lightning Dust and and Reflector: LIGHTNING FLASH BURST!

Salmons of Magic and Samon Shakekisutanchin: SAMON MAGIC FIRESTORM!

Pterodactyls of Wind and Pterodactyl Ghost: PTERODACTYL FURY HURRICANE!

Boomerangs of Tech and Captain Boomerang: BOOMERANG EXPLOSION TECH BLAST!

Eyes of The Undead and Tri Klops: EYES OF THE UNDEAD EYE STORM!

Megaforce of Fire and Dayu: FIRESTORM MEGA BLAST!

Megaforce of Life and Bonz: BONES OF LIFE MEGABLAST!

Wolves of Light and Yenaldoshi: WOLF LIGHT HOWL!

Magic Clow of Water and Amora: MAGIC CLOW WATER TSUNAMI!

Pharaoh of Earth and Gentleman Ghost: PHARAOH EARTH SHOT!

Snakes of Darkness and Copperhead: SNAKES OF DARKNESS BLAST!

Russian Alligator Power and Brutus: ALLIGATOR MEGA CHOMP!

Windfall Genius and Windfall: WINDFALL WIND STORM!

Water Samurai Force and Queen of the Black Puddle: WATER ARROW TSUNAMI!

Butterfly Baseball and Evil Strike Man: BUTTERFLY STRIKE STORM!

Rubber Vilgax Smasher and Psyphon: VILGAX SMASHING STORM!

Golden Center Fury and Cyclops (Hercules): GOLDEN EYEBALL SMASHING STORM!

Honor of Fire and Evil Luxord: TIME HONOR BURST!

Demon Queen Magic and Dahlia Hawthorne: DEMON MAGIC BLAST!

Stars of Justice and Uchotan: STAR STORM BLAST!

Thumb Size Magic and Indigestible Wad: THUMBS OF FURY!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rainbow Dash, Hot Dog Princess, Hot Dog (Krypto), Nico and Laney: SCORCHING LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!

They fired a massive blast of lightning and fire.

Lincoln: HOT DOG TOPPING ELEMENT STYLE: KETCHUP!

Jessica Kalos: HOT DOG TOPPING WIND STYLE: MUSTARD!

Jessica Shannon: HOT DOG TOPPING STING STYLE: CHILI!

Peni Parker: HOT DOG TOPPING WEB STYLE: CHEESE!

Kei: HOT DOG TOPPING FIRE STYLE: MAC AND CHEESE!

Yuri: HOT DOG TOPPING WATER STYLE: BACON!

Toph: HOT DOG TOPPING EARTH STYLE: SAUERKRAUT!

Sari Sumdac: HOT DOG TOPPING LIGHTNING STYLE: SPICY BROWN MUSTARD!

R. Mika: HOT DOG TOPPING LIGHT STYLE: COLESLAW!

Juri Han: HOT DOG TOPPING DARK STYLE: BAKED BEANS!

Shantae: HOT DOG TOPPING MAGIC STYLE: AVOCADO!

Akko: HOT DOG TOPPING STAR STYLE: BBQ SAUCE!

They fired waves of elements that formed into said sauces and toppings!

Lincoln and his harem: HOT DOG TOPPING FINAL SMASH: HOT DOG CHOMPMANIA!

They topped the hot dogs with various toppings and we removed their spirits and the blasts hit them and we began chomping on them!

We ate them up!

Lincoln: That's it for you human-eating hot dogs!

Nico: Yeah, you filthy cannibalistic weenies! Awesome job, gang, and that was one awesome meal, but we're not done yet, there's still the matter of Nadare Rōga to deal with, and that follower of Doto Kazahana should be arriving...right now!

?: I will have my revenge on you for ruining Lord Doto's rule, J.D. Knudson!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the nine large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Me: Right on cue, and there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Nadare Rōga.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Nadare Rōga, and he was still pissed at me for ruining Doto Kazahana's rule 150,000 years hence.

Me: Should've known you'd show up again, Nadare Rōga. You just don't know when to quit, do you?

Nadare Rōga: Not until I have your head mounted on a wall for what you did, and the hearts of all your wives and children will all break when I finally kill you!

Lincoln threw a ball of ice at Nadare Rōga and it hit him, but didn't freeze him.

Lincoln: Oh no, you don't, Nadare Rōga, your fight's with us.

Maya Santiago: (Spanish Accent) That's right, and you're going to pay for every last one of your despicable crimes, you miserable black-hearted monster.

Suddenly, Maya Santiago's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a black and yellow energy aura with darkness, yellow fire, and llamas, she unholstered her massive Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla-themed sword from her back, and as she approached Nadare Rōga, she left black and yellow energy, yellow fire, llamas, and darkness with every step.

Maya Santiago: (Spanish Accent) I will never forgive you for every last one of your crimes you've committed against the Hidden Snow Village 150,000 years hence in Doto Kazahana's name, Nadare Rōga, and now, I will administer unto you your punishment for your crimes.

Suddenly, Maya Santiago was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and yellow energy with yellow fire and darkness surrounding it, there's Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Maya Santiago emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Maya Santiago grew from 6'5" to 7'1" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing yellow hair, she has neon yellow eyes and a black and yellow energy aura with darkness, yellow fire, and llamas surrounding her, she has Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla with the Dark Kanji in its hooves emblazoned on her forehead, she has on llama earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla with yellow gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her yellow llama-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Maya Santiago has on a sleeveless yellow midriff top with the Llama Nazca Line on it, yellow shorts, yellow legwarmers, yellow heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, llamas, and yellow fire on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla with darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Maya Santiago felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with yellow tips grew much bigger for her new body, and the feathers had the same yellow markings as on Llamaca Pacuilla. Maya Santiago has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Maya Santiago's massive Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla-themed large sword and all the other swords she'd got began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy with darkness, yellow fire, and llamas, and when it emerged, it transformed into Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla's Dark Llama Greatsword of Magenta Fire and Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla and the Llama Nazca Line etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black llama heads for the crossguard, large yellow gem embedded in the rainguard, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight llama heads and a large yellow gem below the black llama heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with yellow gems on her wrists, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla's head with yellow gems for eyes and a large yellow gem in its spiral for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla that said, "Maya Santiago, Gene-Slammer of The Llama Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla, Amazing Llama Farm Owner From Peru, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Chandler, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Llamas, and Yellow Fire"

マヤ・サンチャゴ、ラマ アースバウンド 不滅のラマカ パキュイラの ジーンスラマー、ペルーの素晴らしい ラマファーム オーナー、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウド の将来の妻、チャンドラー の軽蔑者と粉砕者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、ラマ、黄色の火のマスター

Maya Santiago has transformed into SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS YELLOW FIRE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL LLAMA ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL DARK JUSTICE AND DIVINE YELLOW FIRESTORM LOVE!

We were amazed by Maya Santiago's Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Nadare Rōga saw it, he formed his Chakra Armor, but Maya Santiago fired a powerful black and yellow energy blast with darkness, yellow fire, and llamas at him, and it exploded with incredible power as it hit him, shattering his Chakra Armor into pieces, but he's not done yet, and he's pissed off even more.

Nico: Whoa, now Maya Santiago has transformed, so cool.

Me: Yeah, and take a look at the yellow patterns on her black angel wings, they're the same as the ones on Llamaca Pacuilla, and she blasted Nadare Rōga's Chakra Armor and it also hit him and sent him flying into a hot dog wall, nice.

Lincoln: Now, Nadare Rōga is about to feel the true wrath of The Earthbound Immortals. And Maya, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Maya Santiago: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Llama Earthbound Immortal and Divine Yellow Fire Justice) (Spanish Accent) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we finally administer Nadare Rōga's punishment for the crimes he's committed in Doto Kazahana's name?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Maya.

Me: You're through, Nadare Rōga!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, and he joined Maya Santiago.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to pay for everything you've done, Nadare Rōga, and you don't deserve a single ounce of mercy, not that you even deserve any.

Maya Santiago and Lincoln went after Nadare Rōga, who continued firing blasts of ice at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and magenta energy, magenta fire, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Vampires, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, and Llamas at Nadare Rōga and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked Nadare Rōga with their massive greatswords and they left some really nasty scars on him, and Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which transform into a massive rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains and they wrapped around Nadare Rōga, so he couldn't escape.

Nadare Rōga: Impossible, defeated yet again?! No, I won't let this humiliation stand!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's enough out of you, Nadare Rōga.

Nadare Rōga was silenced because of the authority that was given out from Lincoln's voice.

Nico: Nice one.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Thank you, Nico. (To Nadare Rōga) As much as I want than to put a permanent end to you for what you've done in Doto Kazahana's name, I think it's time to negotiate a deal: how would you like to join The Masters of Evil?

Maya Santiago: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Dark Llama Earthbound Immortal and Divine Yellow Fire Justice) This is a one-time opportunity, besides, do you honestly think Barodius is going to let you live when news of your defeat reaches him? No, as soon as we let you go, he's going to kill you. Doto Kazahana and Mizore Fuyukuma were told the same thing yesterday, and they agreed to join, despite his stubborn hard-headedness.

This caused Nadare Rōga to think, and he knew Lincoln and Maya Santiago were right: if news of his defeat reaches Barodius, he will kill him and not show him any mercy at all, and not even Doto Kazahana and the rest of them doesn't have the manpower to deal with a monster like Barodius, and Dustin Keystone will also kill him since he's still now mega pissed off at what Lincoln did in removing the Hom Dai from him many days ago.

Nadare Rōga: (Growls) Fine.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel and Divine Echoing Voice of Universal Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smiles) You've made the right choice. But, to make sure you're kept in line.

Lincoln gave Nadare Rōga the Hinon's Vengeance Curse and beamed him to The Masters of Evil's HQ, where Vypra and the others were given the news: Nadare Rōga is now part of The Masters of Evil, and just like Doto Kazahana, he'll be under strict supervision, and Lincoln put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on him. We cheered wildly for what Maya Santiago and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Maya Santiago's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and massive black and yellow angel wings are permanent.

Maya Santiago: (Spanish Accent) That's one villain recruited into The Masters of Evil and two more to go before we finally kill Dustin Keystone and Barodius, and thanks for helping me take down Nadare Rōga, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Maya.

Suddenly, Maya Santiago wrapped her arms around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, as her chest was pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leans down to Maya Santiago's face, they kissed passionately as Maya Santiago's left arm was still wrapped around Lincoln's thick muscular neck, but she moved her right arm and her right hand onto Lincoln's massive and wide muscular right pec, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Earthbound Immortal Llamaca Pacuilla flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, along with elemental forces and yellow fire raging behind them and we all cheered wildly. Lincoln and Maya Santiago absorbed the fires, and they came back, and Llamaca Pacuilla vanished.

Nico: Awesome job, Maya and Lincoln, you guys took down and convinced Nadare Rōga to join The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: And I also put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on him, because if he steps out of line, the curse will take his life, and he'll be sent to The Black Gates.

Fubuki: Nice one, and you'll do the same to Fugai and Kamira.

Lincoln: That's right.

Connie Sellingron: Which means tomorrow, you and I are taking down Fugai, Lincoln.

Lincoln: You got that right, Connie.

Eli: We'll be sure to get front row seats for this one. Say, Lincoln, which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: That's a good question, Eli. Hmm, ooh, here's a good one, how about a Gene-Slammer for Sephylon, the Ultimate Timelord?

Nico: (Gasps) That's the most powerful in the Timelord archetype, really awesome!

Girl Jordan: And there's only one person who would fit this monster: Selene Emperyous, the eldest of the Emperyous sisters.

Me: Whoa, now that's really awesome. Lincoln, can you tell us about them?

Lincoln: Gladly, J.D. The Emperyous Sisters are 12 sisters that are the Gene-Slammers of the 12 Timelords that correspond with the Archangels and the powers of the Angels. They're all angels and have the symbol of the Sephiroth Tree of Life on their skirts. The Emperyous Sisters are the strongest and most powerful members out of all of my Guardian Angels and they all took on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan and all of my enemies at their ultimate worst, and they each have a horrible revelation about them.

We gasped in shock.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Holy crap! We're so in for a big revelation fest in the days to come, and can you tell us their names?

Lincoln: That's a good idea, so that way, you and everyone else can know just who's who, Nico.

Lincoln gave us a list of the Emperyous Sisters and which of The Timelord Monsters they were Gene-Slammed into

The Sephylon, the Ultimate Timelord Gene-Slammer is Selene Emperyous, first-born and eldest of the Emperyous Sisters

The Zaphion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Zaina Emperyous, second-born and second eldest of the Emperyous Sisters

The Timelord Progenitor Vorpgate Gene-Slammer is Vorya Emperyous, the third-born and third eldest of the sisters and Goth Girl

The Sandaion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Sandra Emperyous, the fourth-born and fourth eldest of the sisters

The Sadion, the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Sadie Emperyous, the fifth-born and fifth-eldest of the sisters

The Raphion, the Timelord is Rachel Emperyous, the sixth-born and middle child of the sisters

The Michion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Michelle Emperyous, the seventh-born and first youngest of the sisters

The Metaion the Time Lord is Melanie Emperyous, the eighth-born and second youngest of the sisters

The Lazion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Laney Emperyous, the ninth-born and third youngest of the sisters

The Kamion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Camie Emperyous, the tenth-born and fourth youngest of the sisters

The Halion the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Valentine Emperyous, the eleventh-born and fifth youngest of the sisters

and The Gabrion, the Timelord Gene-Slammer is Laniya Emperyous, the twelfth-born and sixth youngest of the Emperyous sisters.

When we were done looking at the list, we were mind-boggled.

Nico: Holy crap, that's a large family, just like yours, Lincoln.

Lincoln: You got that right, Nico, and the Timelord Monsters are inspired by God and the Archangels, Zaphkiel, Vulgate, Sandalphon, Zadkiel, Raphael, Michael, Metatron, Raziel, Haniel, and Gabriel.

Me: Whoa.

Audrey Sauron: That's right, but, there's a difference between them and I: Selene and her sisters have all the powers of the Timelord Monsters and the Archangels and are all angels, but I have all of the powers, strengths, skills, and ring-making ability of Sauron, The Dark Lord who terrorized all of Middle Earth, and I'm what you'd call a Dark Angel of Justice.

Lincoln: You got that right, Audrey.

Juggernaut: I call dibs on some of the dead hot dogs!

Evil Lyn: I'll have some too, if none of you mind.

Private HIVE: I'll have some as well, soldiers!

Me: Now now we have more than enough for everyone.

Selene: This was a delicious day.

Shiva: It sure was.

Me: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: Yep. And we are now free of those bad hot dogs.

Mordecai: Thank goodness.

Me: First ever Bad Food that we banished to the Black Gates.

Nico: Won't be the last.

Laney: Nope.

Nico: But great job today everyone.

Me: Man this was awesome!

Rainbow Dash: It sure was. (To the Viewers) Hope you all loved this one because of hot dogs. Go have a great barbecue everyone.

Me: Oh you know we will.

We had a great barbecue and had an awesome hot dog buffet and then we later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

I LOVE HOT DOGS! And they are awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. For the next rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Chazz Princeton, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Alexis Rhodes, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Rachel Stavenport, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, me, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruko Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Momo, Girl Jordan, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Beast Wars Scorponok, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are heading back to Duel Academy and we're going to test my Dueling Skills by battling the Small Duelists. It'll be AWESOME! Then we're going to battle Another Stretchleo. Then we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat. Her name is Amethyst Viola. Amethyst is Nico's friend from science class and she knows a lot about chemistry and knows so much about crystal science. She also is a master of purple fire that can freeze bad guys in Amethyst Crystal forever. The match-up scene is for Connie Sellingron, Gene-Slammer of The Dog Earthbound Immortal Ccoshobar, and she and Lincoln are going to take down and recruit Fugai into The Masters of Evil, but not before they give her a well-deserved ass-kicking for what she'd done in Haido's name. For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Camp Crystal Lake, and Lincoln and his group had gotten some bad news: Pamela Voorhees, the insane mother of Jason Voorhees, has come back from the dead seeking blood-soaked revenge on us for killing her son and sending him to The Black Gates. Now, we're going to finally end the Voorhees' blood-soaked family line and end her life. And we're going to meet the Gene-Slammer of the Sephylon, the Ultimate Timelord, the most powerful of all the Timelords named Selene Emperyous, the eldest member of the Emperyous Sisters, Selene has all the powers of all the Emperyous Sisters put together times infinity! She has powers that are immensely powerful, and like me she has the power to do anything, and she has all our powers and more. She hates ALL OF LINCOLN'S AND OUR ENEMIES WITH A MERCILESS VENGEANCE and wants to destroy them all and make them pay for their crimes times 100,000,000. But she hates MORAG the most! After we defeated Morag for trying to destroy Lincoln and his family along with the entire planet during the October 10th, 2021 war with Team Dark Phoenix Storm and sent her to prison with that curse, Selene beat up Morag really hard and made her feel the pain of everything she and her ancestors did amplified times and made sure that she would endure the same kinds of pain she felt over and over and over. She vowed that if Morag ever returned from the Warp that she would make sure that she gets turned into dragon chow and also have her vomited up carcass thrown into the sun and obliterated. The next chapter is going to be a gassy one as we head to a planet made of Baked Beans and Weenies and we're going to eat beans till we fart ourselves silly and then battle an evil version of Lynn that is out to kill Lincoln to get revenge. Lynn is going to be the first to transform and unleash her wrath on this evil version of Lynn and she is going to use her own version of the Evil Sasuke Rant. NOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GET GOOD!

See you all tomorrow